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[Assistant] If the filthy nigga against it, I'ma have to fall back. I just got an album out of him though.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. Cause I, I texting.


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[Assistant] At first, and then the shit had went like green or something, I thought the nigga changed the number or something. And yeah, I hit back with that. And we just went on and on, back and forth like, you know, niggas out here looking really goofy and shit, like what's going on. So I like that though.


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[Assistant] I don't think he even had nothing to do with that shit. I think it's somebody else around him in a circle.


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[Assistant] That has something to do with this shit and just using him to like push this shit, you feel me?


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[Assistant] What happened was I had sent some shots in the song.


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[Assistant] There's some subliminal shit, you get what I'm saying? Because you know, there's been a lot of subliminal shit going around. Right, that first stud. You know, Instagram.


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[Assistant] Hearing shit from up over there, this, this, and this, you know, niggas is really nerds, like, you know what I'm saying, like,


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[Assistant] Everybody around ain't gangstas. Everybody around ain't killers. Everybody around don't stand on the same principles. So, he had somebody around him.


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[Assistant] That had this record calling people playing it on FaceTime.


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[Assistant] So I didn't know how he was coming on the record though. So I, so I don't know if niggas were following, but I was posting on Instagram like, man I hear niggas got a diss record in the closet. Put it out, put it out, put it out, send it to me, let me hear it. Ben was doing that.


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[Assistant] I wanted to hear how he was coming. You know, I've been through this at one point in time. I had rap beef with like five niggas at once. Right. So.


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[Assistant] I ain't just wanna show my hand and just come all the way out and just go crazy and then he double back on me. I was like coming to the gun fight, shoot all your bullets, you off here taking this time. I run out then he come get me. Right. So uhm, and then you know, you know Tim know how to rap. Uh huh. That nigga know how to rap. A lot of niggas will be scared to...


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[Assistant] Rap battle with Tim. You know what I'm saying? That nigga know how to fuck with it, so.


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[Assistant] You know, it ain't always about that though. See, rapping, it ain't always about rapping. I didn't get to where I'm at by having the best bars or...


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[Assistant] Being the best rapper, I got to where I'm at by hustling these niggas. That was better rappers than me.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying I can't rap, but I'm saying like, that's not me. I don't watch freestyle battles. I don't, you feel me? I don't, I'm not struggling every day. I'm not killing a nigga every day. I don't rap about all that. I'm balling, so I want to rap about balling.


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[Assistant] Smoking coke and sniffing powder and, you know, I want to write about driving foreigns and fucking these bad bitches and that's what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So a lot of people where I'm from ain't doing that. So they can't relate to it. So they're like, oh he changed. Nah, I didn't change. You just didn't grow. You just didn't elevate with me. Right. You get what I'm saying? So a lot of shit I'm talking about ain't in Oakland.


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[Assistant] They ain't seeing it, so they're like, what the fuck you talking about? It sound like I'm speaking sign language or something.


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[Assistant] I'ma sub, like I was just gonna put it out on my album so he can hear it, so he can drop his and I was gonna double back on mine.


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[Assistant] And got mad with me and Lab album dropped, so I wasn't even able to put it out on my album.


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[Assistant] So when I got the call, like, oh yeaah, he mad about something, about the album, this, this, and this. I'm like, well fuck it, just drop, don't forget them because they had already took that song down thinking it was a diss.


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[Assistant] He already had his video shot like months prior. Okay. So that's why it was kind of like a delay when he dropped his song. Cause I had to get in the studio to drop mine cause I didn't know.


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[Assistant] I didn't know how he was coming yet. You get what I'm saying? But mind you, I'm with the kids.


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[Assistant] I'm out of town, I'm hooping, I done fucked my foot up. You get what I'm saying? I'm in the studio hopping. You get what I'm saying? My shit still fucked up right now.


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[Assistant] You know, even with the video, he already had his video done. So it was like, okay, bam, they drop a video, they may drop an album today, I'ma drop my video.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? That was his whole mentality of it, but I didn't think he was gonna drop his song.


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[Assistant] That like fucked him off, like, even his team said it like, you know that.


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[Assistant] I hit him where it hurt at cause I don't know if niggas expected that. Right. But that's the same way I did it with the prior rap beef.


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[Assistant] I dropped the swear to god everybody like, oh he can't rap then I doubled back with the, uh, ice queen, the girl girl in the BB store and fucked them off.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's just, you know, this shit is strategy. You know what I'm saying? And then, uh, you know, he did the last little diss record. Nigga put, uh,


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[Assistant] You put your head on a Google Map picture of my house on it. Oh, we did? Yeaah. Oh, wow. Yeaah. You feel like that crosses any lines? Uhm, nah, cause I don't even live here no more. Oh, okay. Like, I don't even live here no more. I've been not living here.


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[Assistant] But somebody that was renting a spot for him, he called me the other day and was like, police at the house. Woah. Yeah, so I don't, you know, he didn't...


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[Assistant] Cover and, uh, park all my forms in front of his shit. I'ma fill his little garage up. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] But then, you know, I had some niggas reach out to me from my hood like, man, we ain't gonna be going back and forth. Right. And I was finna get real disrespectful. Cause like, songs I did, I ain't go at his dead homies. Right. I don't know his dead homies. Plus, I still fuck with niggas from his hood.


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[Assistant] Plus them niggas is dead, what's the point of saying- I'm talking about you, my nigga.


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[Assistant] It does, it does. And then now I'm down to label calling, like, can we stop this and stop this? And then you, okay, now you wanna stop this, but now it's my turn.


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[Assistant] So it's like y'all put me in a bind to where y'all trying to tell me don't say nothing now, but this nigga just said something. You get what I'm saying? So how that work?


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[Assistant] Like, okay, he said something. Okay, now, now I can't say nothing. If I say something, he gonna say something again. Like, now y'all trying to stop it. Y'all should have been did that. Now if I get on there and go get real disrespectful about his hood, his dead homies, cause I could do the same thing.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? But everything I put in my song was facts.


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[Assistant] Cause most of this shit was like previous shit that, uh, motherfuckers said in previous songs. So it's a lot of, it's a, you know, with that shit between me and him, it's a lot of people that still fuck with him. You feel me? It's a lot of people that still fuck with me. He might feel like I'm getting inside on him. I might feel like he getting inside on me.


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[Assistant] And that's what it is. You get what I'm saying? Like, like a lot of motherfuckers giving him.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So, oh, oh, you got a problem with Filthy? I've been not liking him. Say this. You know what I'm saying? You know, a lot of, a lot of that dick ride shit going on. Right. You know what I'm saying? But on my behalf, ain't nobody told me nothing. Uh huh. This is all shit that I done seen with you. You done told me yourself. I done heard in the streets. You know what I'm saying? So, it is what it is though, but.


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[Assistant] I went out on shows in the hood. Oh, okay. Yeaah, I was in the hood. I was leaving. I was shooting a photo shoot in the hood. And, uh,


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[Assistant] We was driving off, you know, this was 2012. Okay. You know, them niggas wasn't having forums then.


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[Assistant] I mean, but I done said this in videos and songs already, so like, for you to say I got shot in the ass in a video on a song, like, my nigga, I'm sure you done watched-


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[Assistant] Videos of me on crutches, talking about, I said it, I got shot three times in my leg.


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[Assistant] Still to this day as a shitbag? Shit, I don't know that motherfuckin', that motherfuckin' mic. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know if he do or don't. But I know he had a shitbag, but, but that's the facts though.


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[Assistant] There's a few of them chains floating around this bitch. So does that take away from your niggas? I don't know. The shit that you saying is what your circle is dealing with. Right.


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[Assistant] Some people tried to ride me. Super Bowl 50 I put in the song. Right. But.


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[Assistant] It was like, it was a tussle, it was a fight, you feel me? And they got a little ass chain, we all on the ground and shit, it was a shoot and it was all type of shit going on. You get what I'm saying? Nigga just didn't run up on me and...


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[Assistant] Take everything off me. I had this big ass chain on. I spent 250,000 on this chain.


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[Assistant] And we fightin' and two niggas with two guns and a nigga in a car, and you ain't get this.


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[Assistant] But you got a little ass chain on the ball, a ball rope chain that fell off on the ground. I had it back the next day.


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[Assistant] The whole thing is this bro, I don't really care about what the fans think, the little kids, the little people that don't know nothing, the streets know. The streets know who fucked with who, who was doing this before. See the thing with me is I was having money before rap.


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[Assistant] A lot of people can't say that. A lot of these niggas was bums, dope fiends. You feel me? Dead in the streets. Raps saved their life.


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[Assistant] And if a nigga didn't fuck with them and put them on that platform to be heard or be seen,


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[Assistant] I was about to come with the 258, you get what I'm saying? Uh, how he came with the kill drum. I already had to cover the Google Map, his house.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Park everything out there, you know. I'm gonna do all that, but I'm not finna do all that, bro. I ain't finna disrespect that man dead, homies. You get what I'm saying? I mean, people send me DMs talking about shit he ain't doing for his dead homies in the hood. I ain't finna be doing all that, bro. Like, you know, it's good. But at the end of the day, right? And that come to the point to where, like I said, this is about me and you.


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[Assistant] You feel me? This ain't about them, bro. I can do the same thing you can, and keep it real, like, that Troublesome fucked them up, so just, just imagine what the second one gonna come like. Cause he came right back with a response immediately. He had to.


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[Assistant] You never had the money to do it. That's the whole point. Once again, I'm saying, niggas wasn't having money before rap. You never had the money to do it. You get what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, like,


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[Assistant] What did I have to do? That's like me taking away from somebody buying a feature from me. Right.


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[Assistant] Niggas have bought all type of features from me. You supposed to be mad at that? I'm in the game. I'm trying to figure this shit out. I don't got nobody telling me what to do. Fuck a nigga in town. What's happening? Oakland niggas getting money? What you want? You want a little 10,000? What's happening? Alright, come on. Let's get this done. This nigga don't know me.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? But a lot of those features came from relationships and I done got a lot of free features and videos and relationships and bonds and it came by after that.


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[Assistant] Not even just getting in the game, just, I was just on some boss shit like, nigga, I'm having this shit, what's happening, running up on these niggas, you feel me, what's up nigga, I'm trying to do this music shit.


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[Assistant] That's like, that's like you disrespect a nigga buying a verse from you. Almost everybody in the game's bought a verse.


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[Assistant] Period. I'ma keep it real, a lot of these niggas buying views too. They paying for these ads and all this shit too, those niggas don't know. You get what I'm saying? That shit look good on YouTube and that shit look good, but a lot of these niggas is behind the closed doors cheating.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? They cheating, man. They got these codes, man. These niggas putting in.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? Look at him now. He got a little bit of money so now he can treat his habit.


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[Assistant] Not him, the lil' nigga with the shitbag. Oh, okay. Yea, cause really, I'ma keep it real with you. It ain't even about Timothy. Timothy is a nice guy.


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[Assistant] That's the nigga that just keep talking all this shit on the internet and all this shit, cause he really...


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[Assistant] He really been not liking me, you get what I'm saying? He really feel like somebody want to take Timothy away from him, you get what I'm saying? Not even just with me, any rapper that come around, you get what I'm saying? Build a bond with Tim, that's just how he is. His career will never go anywhere. For one, you'll never be hotter than the nigga next to you. For two, ain't nobody buying no verses.


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[Assistant] Booking you for no shows, nobody slapping that shit, so it's just like, you hype man, you might as well be like Busta Rhymes, what was the nigga's name? Spliff Star or something? Spliff Star. You might as well just do that, my nigga, for the rest of your life, cause you'll never, you'll never get a song on the radio, you'll never have a hit in the street, no matter, I don't give a fuck about who own it.


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[Assistant] You're dead. The rap, that's why I said, his rap career dead. Need me for a kickstart. Cause he's in my DM also.


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[Assistant] Asked me for verses. Really? Yea. Jeez. So like I'm saying, all these niggas that's doing all this, these niggas was the niggas that was running to me. Them niggas actually paid me for verses before.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? Paid me to come to they hood and shoot video. So how, you know what I'm saying? Come on my nigga, you niggas not making no sense.


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[Assistant] I've been saying that for a while. He's been trying to take credit for you. He can take credit for it. I don't give a fuck, bro. Let him take credit for it. I don't care. That's what he want. Go back to previous interviews, bro. I've been saying this for the longest, bro. If I don't get signed within the 10th year of me rapping, I dropped my first album 2009, Funkadai. I've been saying I was gonna stop rapping.


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[Assistant] Cuz I'm not finna be a nigga that just be rapping forever. I didn't always rap.


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[Assistant] I can do different things, you know what I'm saying? I breed dogs, I got a saloon, I got a clothing store, I got a modeling company, and it wasn't that.


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[Assistant] I was just gonna be done with, with rap and I still would like, uhm, probably fuck with the management. Gazi offered me an A&R job at F- I mean, uhm, Empire. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But the whole thing is, you know, this shit take a lot from you as in just always focus on putting out projects and all that shit. But bro, it's nothing that he could do to stop me from rapping.


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[Assistant] Like, you know what I'm saying, like, what can you do, rapping? You rapping's gonna stop me from rapping?


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[Assistant] You gon' take my mic when I come in the booth or something? Like how you gon' stop me from rapping, dawg? If I want to rap, I will, you know what I'm saying? I've been talking about that, dawg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to have the right numbers. You get what I'm saying? The whole thing is like when you coming in to a label, you already looking like you signed to a label. And you know, it...


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[Assistant] It might be hard for them, like damn, like, you know, a lot of these artists...


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[Assistant] They come in here looking like nothing, they feel like they can build them and make them into who they is. You get what I'm saying? From a person coming in here like demanding, I need this, I need to be a priority, I need this, I need marketing, I need this, I need this and that, I need all my publishing, I need rights to this and all that. Man, we ain't got time for that shit. They want somebody coming in here and they can...


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[Assistant] Get me Eric down, he go 360, he go 200,000, leave us alone. Yeaah. And then shelf him.


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[Assistant] So they don't, they don't wanna deal with that. They wanna deal with somebody they can get over on.


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[Assistant] I mean we started off making songs. Right. That was our first song was a diss song.


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[Assistant] No, I ain't really too in tune with too many, you feel me? But like the big artists and shit, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was finna flame his ass up again, but I just, I just fell back on it. Hang on, because you know, even with the uhm, the troublesome, I wasn't at home in Vegas. You get what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] So I wasn't able to jump right in the studio. Like I said, I was dealing with family shit with the kids. You got what I'm saying? We was opening shit out of town, whatever. I had to get in the studio on Monday. So as soon as I got in the studio, I dropped the song the same day.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened, bro. I don't know what happened. I know the police was at the house, though. Right. You know, I don't know if that's from you posting up, whatever you posting, but you know, I kind of feel like what he did with the...


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[Assistant] But the picture, that was like a PC move, like a scary move, like if a rock fall out the sky and hit him in the head and he died, they gonna come holla at me. Right. Just for the simple fact that you doing some weird shit like that, like if you was gonna, if you felt like this months ago about me, when you recorded your video, you been knew where I lived at. I know where you lived at. You should have been pulled up.


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[Assistant] Without it being on the internet. Without it being put out like that. So now you got the police involved.


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[Assistant] You know, the person that's standing at the house, like I said, I don't even live there, so you putting up a house, I don't even be there. I'm somewhere else, you get what I'm saying? So the person calling me like, hey, uhm, the boys are outside. Like the next day after he put the thing up, so.


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[Assistant] At the time being, back in the day, I didn't have too many older niggas, you know, around me to...


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[Assistant] Trying to like, you know, cool a nigga down or give a nigga advice. Some things you should do and not do. Nigga was just gon' go.


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[Assistant] And that's just how it was. So now, you know, I got a lot of motherfuckers in my ear that care about me, you feel me? And about my well-being and not being locked up and shit like that. So, you know, I got, I got shit going on right now where uhm, I'm fighting to keep my shop open.


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[Assistant] I opened up a store in Vegas. Really? What happened with that? The first day I opened it, a jeweler came up there and he got robbed for his jewelry. He was up there trying to sell jewelry.


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[Assistant] And that's involved in Vegas. So like, it's like, you're involved in the police and all that type of shit. I already got other shit going on, you get what I'm saying? So, I'm not finna entertain it, bro. Cause if somebody come through your shit with an AK and I done posted up the address and the thing, they gon' come holla at me, you get what I'm saying? So I'ma just leave that alone.


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[Assistant] Damn, that's fucking crazy that you could be held accountable for all that bullshit. Yeaah, they trying to hold me accountable for the robbery if I don't, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, fuck. I was actually doing an interview then. I was sitting in the interview and then got the call.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Gazi playing a big part on trying to resolve it and do what he need to do. Uhm, as in, you know, we both on the label as Empire. So he's trying to, uhm, do his part.


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[Assistant] But I don't really know, like I can't, you know, once you get to disrespecting dead people and shit like that or bringing that shit up or whatever, you know, it tends to, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, it tends to travel, you know, and hit harder, you get what I'm saying? So, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] I don't know, man. I don't know what them dudes do, bruh. Keep real, bruh. I don't even be around them like that or talk to them like that. Like I said, like it be every once in a while shit.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? We ain't really been hanging like we used to, you know, for a while now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I got the East Oakland Legend album coming out May 31st. Uhm, I got a new single with Kamiah called Break the Bank on there. Uhm. Shaw Kamiah, met her the other day. I'm just working bro, got the Phillip Beasley album, the last album, uhm, coming out July 26th. That's the day I dropped my first album, Funk or Die, 2009.


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[Assistant] Heroes out here, man. That guy's very nice. That's a nice guy, man. Like, the perception you guys look at him, like even with me, people look at me and think I'm like cocky and arrogant and mean. I'm a nice guy, man. That guy, he's a sweetheart. He's a sweetheart.


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[Assistant] That's almost a metaphor for what's happened since.


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[Assistant] You know, and then ultimately, well, and a rocky flag was put on it. And enough photographs were taken of a walk with cheering.


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[Assistant] Why hello. Looks like it's your first time to our humble home. Welcome. Do you need a guide?


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[Assistant] A woman who knows what she wants. Fire away and I'll do my best.


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[Assistant] From what I can tell, you don't look like one of those order lackeys, so what possible use could you have for the Clavis?


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[Assistant] You're not one of us, so you can do whatever you want. But I won't be telling you nothing.


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[Assistant] If you wanna know what we know about the Clavis, you'll just have to join our gang, Monoculus. Have you ever wanted to be a bandit?


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[Assistant] Now's your chance. Not that we let just anyone join us. But we'll at least let you try out.


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[Assistant] If you don't like that, then I think you know where the exit is.


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[Assistant] And that's all I've gotta say about this. Name's Adonis, by the way. If you want to attempt the trial, just say the word. I'll explain everything you need to know.


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[Assistant] It's been causing us nothing but grief out here, to say the least. Make it stop. That's your test. Off you go.


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[Assistant] Oh, fine. Make me explain it all. Look, that thing's not exactly natural.


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[Assistant] What, you think a human can control the weather? That's just crazy talk. Now go and give it your all. Best of luck.


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[Assistant] Beat the monster near the stone monument and you'll get the key that activates it. And that's the last freebie you'll get from me.


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[Assistant] Well, shoot. Never thought you'd be able to do it.


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[Assistant] Good job again on the trial. Impressive. You ready to go meet the boss now?


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[Assistant] Here she is boss, the new recruit with the crazy powers. It was just like you said, the crux lit up like a candle.


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[Assistant] This ain't the tree I ordered. I didn't even know trees could get COVID. Where the hell did you get this tree? Florida? This tree's supposed to be for Rockefeller Square, not Charlie Brown.


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[Assistant] This tree looks like it was built by IKEA. Somebody better get SVU on the line, cause picking this tree is especially heinous. What do you mean you think it looks good? Who are you, the Lorax? Get outta here! If the Grinch saw this tree, his heart would shrink three sizes.


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[Assistant] The Americans were to pull out. Everybody'd be fighting everybody else. It'd be Sunni against the Shiite, Muslims against the Christians. That's gonna be a catastrophe.


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[Assistant] You only have one? Yes! And I had to buy it on vacation because I certainly don't sell them here. How cold is it there? It dropped into like, the 60s!


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[Assistant] I think you're gonna be okay, Florida. You're right. I'm gonna think warm thoughts. Let me help. Go. Say the first thing you think of. I already do. Warm. Fire. No. Fire. Roaring.


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[Assistant] Too loud. Another one. Blazing. Blazing. Guns. I hate this. Bingo. I gotta raid someone's house guns blazing. But who?


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[Assistant] Unfortunately. Why did you fire her? She wouldn't manipulate the data. And that's a fireable offense to you? It's like they say in Scarface, you can't handle the truth.


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[Assistant] That's a few good men. Well this was just one good woman. No, you can't handle the truth is from the movie A Few Good Men. Then what does he say in Scarface? Say hello to my little friend. You have a friend?


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[Assistant] Florida, that's not a reason to raid someone's house. You need a warrant. Oh, I have one. For what? She hacked into some planning group's emergency alert platform and sent a message to a bunch of people.


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[Assistant] What did the message say? Oh, you know. It's time to speak up before another 17,000 people are dead. You know this is wrong. You don't have to be a part of this. Be a hero. Speak out before it's too late.


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[Assistant] The usual. Okay, so, how did she hack into the system? Well I said hack, what I meant was she already had the username and password.


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[Assistant] How? She used to work there. Keep up. But you didn't delete her information after firing her back in... May.


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[Assistant] Help me understand, then. Did you know about her daily updates before now?


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[Assistant] No. So when you need accurate information about my COVID numbers, where are you gonna go? I'm the federal government. I would just get them from you. That's cute. I guess I can go to her.


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[Assistant] There it is. Are you trying to tell me that you did all of this just to bring more attention to her efforts to release accurate information? The world may never know.


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[Assistant] This is a place that could unravel the rack. This is a place


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[Assistant] First off, let me say, no one can, no one can possibly hope to appreciate the complexity of Kirkuk.


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[Assistant] Until you've been here and you've spent as much time as we have had the privilege of spending here. My concern at this point is that one community sees itself being outmaneuvered by the other, takes steps to make sure it's not outmaneuvered, and then we create this momentum that consumes the city at a rate and a pace that upsets the other community.


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[Assistant] If they wanna leave, fine. But if, but if we're not-


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[Assistant] I am really worried about what happens here and to be fair to the communities that are here, I don't think


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[Assistant] To arbitrate, mediate, or even discuss compensation packages. And we don't, we just, what we have is, is, uh, historical forces at play here.


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[Assistant] Mortar rounds, IEDs, the improvised explosive devices that hit our vehicles. What we're doing is coming in with a large force to let everybody know, one, to the bad guys, we're going to find you, because we're going to get a bunch of them tonight.


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[Assistant] And I think that you're going to see this kind of an operation going on throughout Iraq back and forth until finally everyone gets to realize that there's a new, new order in place.


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[Assistant] I think we Americans want very much to earn the respect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's no, like, we're not draining each other.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. When you live with someone that has the same kind of energy or...


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[Assistant] Works in the same way. No one is draining the other one.


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[Assistant] Hi Yona. Hi everybody. I am Eric. I am French.


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[Assistant] So, last year I had a serious hiss problem and I realized one thing I want to share with you all. Just live your dream. Don't wait, don't say later or maybe one day, just do it. It is a video of Yona that remind me one of my dearest dreams.


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[Assistant] Uh, to see no other lights. So, I will realize my dream and I will turn it into a real adventure.


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[Assistant] I will take one year to cross Nordic country, so I will come to Sweden. Just by walking, I will enjoy the northern lights and the beauty of nature. Thank you for your positive vibes, Jona. Love each other, guys.


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[Assistant] These sound recorders are actually pretty amazing, cause I've had this one out in the nights recording the ice. You think they're gonna die because of the cold, but they, they can do so much more than you think. Say something.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. ABG Neal going through some serious business right now trying to get his headphone game right.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a second to light this black and mild up. I was saying that earlier because I just realized that our security guard smokes black and mild, so that's cool to know. And also, uh, Josh, you got Astray?


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[Assistant] And then I also was saying like, you could be in a whole room full of people smoking woods and then somebody lights a black and mild and everybody just notices right away.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cigarettes and vicar miles make the world go round.


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[Assistant] Talk to me a little bit about your upbringing though, like what was it like growing up in your neighborhood?


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[Assistant] That's really good that you, uh, at least knew that you wanted to stay away from that. Although to be real, I hear people say that all the time, like, oh yeah, I grew up knowing that I didn't want to become a drunk. And then one day I just decided, fuck it, I'm going to become a drunk.


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[Assistant] At that time? At that time. Were you looking at, I'm trying to figure out, you're pretty young, so you definitely probably were not looking at the rep. I'm 68. That's not that young.


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[Assistant] Fucked up. Who were you looking at? Were you looking at fucking Cameron, G-Unit, or is that too old for you? Exactly. That's exactly what I was on. Cameron, G-Unit, Max B. I was a grown man, obsessed with that shit. Wow, how old the hell that was though. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, yea, and then at a certain point I felt like it sort of transitioned into like everybody freaking out about Jeezy and, and, and Gucci and shit. Sort of like that was the beginning of the transition down to like- You know, I was never into Jeezy.


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[Assistant] It might be the New York part, it might be that you're a little too young, that you kinda missed out on the wave when it seemed like all that shit was brand new and exciting.


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[Assistant] I feel you. But I was like, I was the biggest fan, but I get how, I understand how you could have an alternate opinion on that. He's cool though, I like him. He's cool as a person. Were you always thinking you were going to be a rapper or are you always obsessed with that?


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[Assistant] You were just mad enough that you just beat the fuck out of him and you just didn't stop? Really? Cause she bought them for you.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's fucking crazy. So, so what happened to the kids? Still in the coma?


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[Assistant] You know they're gonna get on your ass for saying that, this is gonna be- I just can't wait for you to get famous enough that the fucking LGBTQ community are like, ABG Neil is a homophobe, he keeps saying that he wants people to get AIDS. Yeah, they're probably gonna fucking-


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[Assistant] Fuck it, but it's like you're a rapper at the end of the day, like you have a weird level of protection because you're a rapper. True. They can't get that mad at you about a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] They kinda want that from you, you know? Yeah. But then again, it's like the bigger you get, the more famous you get, the more shit that they're gonna put on you. Like if you were up on stage at the Grammys one day,


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[Assistant] Everything you ever did. That kid with the coma, he's-


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Proving that they are a, uh, appropriate fighting uniform.


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[Assistant] Wow, so what was game-banging in Brooklyn like these days where you just post stuff on the blog just getting into bullshit and everything?


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[Assistant] Do you think that, uh, or was everybody blooded around where you grew up? Was that kind of the thing?


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[Assistant] Okay, so, uh, after that, but do you, did you get, uh, locked up at any point?


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[Assistant] What were you guys doing hanging out? Huh? What were you guys doing when you hung out?


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[Assistant] Yeah. When I think of the drill shit, I think of like 2 2 GZ and fucking PNVJ, but there was a, there was a whole era before that. Yeah, they actually come, they came a


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[Assistant] That's hilarious. Are you talking about 6ix9ine when you talk about non tough rappers getting signed? I mean, he's definitely into that, but that wasn't-


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[Assistant] Right. No, but like when you started deciding that you wanted to rap, he must've kind of been already like, uh, basically just came up, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I mean, he kinda opened the door for the Hispanic, young, light-skinned, crazy-ass, funny, young Lane.


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[Assistant] I feel like you kind of like, embody a lot of the things that made him, like, being a funny ass New Yorker, you know, makes good music, and is just funny.


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[Assistant] No, no, I feel you, there's a lot of soft shit going on there out there these days in this world. No, that's good though that you have that backbone attitude. Cause I mean, you know, you have these conversations with all these established rappers. I was just talking to Mano about the 6ix9ine thing. It's kind of like a black mark on New York City's rep. Yeah, he fucked everything up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But personality wise, she has proven to be a lot more gangster than... Yea, she's tough. She almost fucking ruined Offset.


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[Assistant] He probably would have gotten depressed as fuck and never been able to- That's a fact. Yea, definitely right. He had a couple sad months there. Yea, she's tough.


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[Assistant] Fuck well. Seeing the way she handled that definitely made me like, damn, now that's how you, that's how you're a wifey. Word. You make this motherfucker sweat.


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[Assistant] What's your attitude on girls and shit? You got a, you got a baby mama? Or four?


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[Assistant] You do? You got baby mama? Is it your girl or is it an old thing?


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[Assistant] Right. So you're not looking for any pussy donations out here in LA?


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[Assistant] No, but I respect that because when I think about it, like my whole life, I wasn't popping or anything and I was just fucking every girl I met that it would, that was down to fuck me. That's disgusting. Now, if I did that now, oh, I'd be drowning in it, but it would be so filthy, so nasty, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, so once you started rapping, did you just identify that you had some talent right away? How long did it take before you realized you had something going on?


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[Assistant] That's funny cause I was actually listening to your stuff with somebody earlier and I was trying to explain the appeal of it and I'm like thinking about it. He just says mad funny things without even trying and it's like he's not really, you know, it just sounds good coming out of his mouth and he's also just saying shit that's making me laugh my ass off. That's a really good sign.


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[Assistant] Like if, like, there's a lot of different parts to what can make a good rapper, but like having a good flow, having a good personality, but then also just being like a clever writer, being able to think of some shit that would make people laugh, that's a huge thing.


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[Assistant] You really think it was that bad? Hell yea. Where do you eat most of your meals when you're at home? My corner store. I know you're gonna say.


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[Assistant] When I think about that, man, I ate a huge percentage of my meals across the street at the bodega. Word.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's a good feeling just having everything around you. A lot of people who live in New York and shit, they got their families living nearby and everything. It's just like, but then the problem is, is that in New York they're just crazy as fuck about, obviously you've seen it a million times, they're the craziest fuck about the law shit.


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[Assistant] Right. I mean, dude, I was just interviewing Mano and he did fucking 10 years. He went into 93 and came out in 2003 just for, I mean, it was like kidnapping a drug dealer and like almost killing him, but.


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[Assistant] Kidnapping and assault, but yeah, no, I agree. I mean, but the main problem is that he went in when he was 16 and he gets out when he was 26. He missed his entire chance to grow up and shit, you know?


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[Assistant] That should be illegal, man. That's like, you steal a whole- you steal- It's actually amazing when I'm sitting there talking to him that he came out like a normal dude who's able to just have a conversation and shit because I feel like-


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[Assistant] That's nuts. You missed that. Yea, that's wild. You know? That's terrible. You're 15, you ain't really going on a date. Word. Yea. That's a fact. When's the last time you took a bitch on a date?


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[Assistant] It's a big thing for a lot of people out there who don't know, if you're from Brooklyn, you never leave Brooklyn.


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[Assistant] Dose, two times. But the LA thing ain't working out though, because In-N-Out sucks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's a good point though, they don't do that at the, uh, at the bodega.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Alright, my favorite thing is when you walk over and they got like a little thing with like bananas and shit and the cat is sleeping right next to it.


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[Assistant] Those bananas are weird. I like my bananas all bright and green from 7-11.


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[Assistant] With Forrest Gump. That was the one that just blew the fuck up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you hadn't really done any views on any videos before that or anything?


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[Assistant] Nah, for sure. The next video after that though on the popped and panicking, this thing?


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[Assistant] But you guys, when you shoot your videos, it doesn't seem like you have it in your head that you need to do much besides just post up on the blog or potentially go to the bodega.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that sucks actually, cause now I feel like it's like, I will sit here, I'll talk to you about scamming. It was a long ass time ago.


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[Assistant] Motherfuckers these days don't really want to talk about scamming like that because they're afraid that they're gonna really get popped.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. The cops ever hit you up about anything on your Instagram or anything like that? Is that a real thing these days?


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[Assistant] Your house is getting ready the next day, right? It feels like that's how it is in New York now.


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[Assistant] Like, to put it in comparison, like in LA, I know tons of people who always have a gun on them. In New York,


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[Assistant] There was a dude I know who's now in prison, but somebody told me like, yo, this dude never left the house without it on him. And my reaction to that was like, wow, he's fucking crazy. In New York, it's like a different...


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[Assistant] In the gummo video they got one gun that was like this big and it still seemed crazy. Like what the fuck are you doing with that? They had to get an actor to hold it.


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[Assistant] Just kidding, I don't know who that guy is. Yeah man, I don't know. The music's going crazy. You really drink cereal with Hennessy?


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[Assistant] It's like a cardboard box. Right. You still record a lot or like you got, you have a bunch of new music on the way or what was the plan? Yeah, I'm recording like every day.


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[Assistant] Do you? See, that's the thing, is like, you got a couple of fucking hard songs that keep playing for people, people keep freaking out about them, but then that's always the question. It's like, alright, you got a couple dope songs, but what else is there?


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[Assistant] That's a fact. You had anybody hit you up that you were really surprised that they were fucking with your music?


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[Assistant] That's so weird. Everybody's in A&R now. Like, you could just be a real celebrity and just find out about an underground rapper and just be going for it. That's a fact.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You doing, uh, meetings with people out here in LA and stuff? Aside from myself?


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[Assistant] I don't know. No, that's a fact. I mean, listen, you got New York, you got LA, that's like the two polar opposite sides of the country. Those are the two places where people just tend to gravitate towards. Next we gotta get you in like, Texas, like Ohio, Spain.


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[Assistant] Spain's beautiful. You gotta be careful with Spain. Spain, bro, you think that you know about pickpockets and shit until you go to Spain. They will fuck you up.


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[Assistant] And they're hella organized too. They will like have one person who's like distracting you while the other dude gets your shit and like the-


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[Assistant] Another guy who stops you when you go to a run, it's like a team. That's cool. I've seen this take place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody's trying to scam themselves with crack and shit, fuck that. Yeah, we gotta move on to bigger and better things. Tick-tock. Now we know.


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[Assistant] Where did the gap thing come from? When did you decide that you love the brand? Oh.


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[Assistant] No, I like it. I like the way it's working out for you for sure. Any other brands in the mall that you're thinking of bringing back to life? At Hardy.


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[Assistant] What about American Eagle? American Eagle could be good. Aeropostale could be good. I wanna leave.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yo, I was big in like 2010, 2011. It was, right? For real. Made a little comeback. Were you in Brooklyn at that time? I know. I left Brooklyn in 2010. Oh, yeah, nah.


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[Assistant] I remember that when people started talking about Hollister, like it had a whole new lease on life.


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[Assistant] We used to steal Abercrombie from the mall, like, religiously when I was in my teenage years.


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[Assistant] I had a friend who had like a fucking Abercrombie store in his house, he was stealing so much from that place.


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[Assistant] What's the definition with these beads you got on right here? What are you trying to tell us with those? It's a style thing?


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[Assistant] This is like one of those kind of stores that sells like all these little religious type items.


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[Assistant] Okay. Exactly good. That's what's up. You wanna shout out your bodega by name? Do you even know what it's really called?


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[Assistant] I feel like I've never, like even the corner stores that I've gone to the most of my life, I never really like knew the real official name, probably.


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[Assistant] Nah, we ready for that, we need more. That's what, you, you have a good thing going on right now where there's like the slow drizzle of songs. So you never really like overload it, so you have too much to listen to at any one time.


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[Assistant] And don't just like start doing features in the hood for like 500 bucks.


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[Assistant] No yeaah, don't do it, because you just don't want to be associating yourself to much shit. If your career was not going to go anywhere, go ahead, do features. Your career's got too much potential, you don't want to waste all the juice on a bunch of random shit.


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[Assistant] Somebody actually paid for me to, uh, I just remember that. Somebody paid for me to play a song that they did that had a feature from you on it. Wait, what was that? I forget the name of the song, but somebody did pay for us on stream to play a song. A song that I was featured on? That they paid you for a feature, I'm guessing.


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[Assistant] And it was only like the fourth verse I had ever heard from you. He keeps looking up at the screen, like this Max Okrin video, this pause isn't gonna tell you anything.


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[Assistant] Cause I think, I THINK it's in my Soundcloud lakes. All that shit, it might have been on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Actually, you know, you know what? It ain't on here anymore, so uhm, if it was, maybe it was on YouTube, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I got high hopes for your career, bro. I think you're the one. Appreciate you. I'm gonna be honest with you.


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[Assistant] That's what's up, I appreciate you bro. Doing it big bro. For real bro. You're a good soul, a good seed. I feel like the people are gonna fuck with you. Definitely.


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[Assistant] And that's good you said that because everybody's going in on him right now. Wow.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, people always hate, you know what I'm saying, he's an abuser, blah blah blah, but then Justin Bieber came out and said like, fuck everybody, like, you know, Chris Brown is the dude, he's the man, blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] There might be a curse though. If Drake wants to come through and give you a verse, you gotta be careful. You gotta ask me first.


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[Assistant] Let's do it. Alright, no jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Shout out Chris Brown, YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes, ABGTO. Me. Up next. No, what's up?


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[Assistant] We got three interviews today, so our first interview is gonna be at 11.20, then 11.30, and then we got one coming in at 12.30. So it's gonna be a bit of a choppy show for everybody, but we'll get you through it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're actually going to start talking about Home Run Derby from last night. We've got some time to kill. So did you guys, were you more excited going into this Home Run Derby than you were for the dunk contest for NBA All-Star weekend this year?


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[Assistant] Anthony, what you got, man? Uh, Mike, I, before you go, I have one question from Director Steve. What's up with the little fan in front of you? Is that a microphone?


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[Assistant] Did anybody see the kid get hit in the head yesterday? No. Go find that tweet. Hold on. Really?


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[Assistant] Uh, well we're waiting for Mike to get his first interview in here. Uh, did you guys watch and did you see who won? No, Vladi.


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[Assistant] For the record, by the way, Julio set the record, 41, beating Vladis, 40 from 2019.


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[Assistant] I feel so happy because finally things are starting to happening.


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[Assistant] Support for Frontline is provided by U.S. News & World Report.


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[Assistant] Frontline is made possible by contributions to your PBS station from viewers like you.


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[Assistant] Like, there's something I want to tell you. Something I think you have to hear. It'll take some explaining, so when you have the time, come and talk to me.


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[Assistant] Bunavelza, God of Light, has made a decision. The gates are open and chaos has flooded through, consuming the world and everything in it. Not even God can stop it. And he isn't going to try. Instead, he's going to build a brand new world. But he needs people to live in it. What would be the point of a world without souls?


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[Assistant] That's where you come in, Light. You're the last piece in the puzzle.


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[Assistant] You're the savior. It's a simple role. You have to rescue as many people as you can from this world and lead them to the new one.


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[Assistant] It's an incredible opportunity. You can bring salvation to hundreds, maybe thousands. In return, you'll get your chance to bring Sarah back.


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[Assistant] He's giving you a chance, no guarantees. I know it isn't right using your sister, but-


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[Assistant] I think I know what you mean. I'm the same way.


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[Assistant] It all happened such a long time ago. I remember it clearly, but the feelings, they're gone.


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[Assistant] Maybe he did, and maybe returning me to childhood was part of his plan too, but we can't expect to understand everything he does.


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[Assistant] Light? Light what's the matter? What is it? Are you alright?


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[Assistant] Yes, but when that time comes, Bunivelza will finally awaken and he'll bend his great will to create a new world.


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[Assistant] Yes, as many as you can. Remember, every soul you leave behind will be lost for all eternity.


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[Assistant] As long as you're here, you're safe. You can rest and not worry about what's happening in the world below. When you're in the arc, time ceases to flow for anyone but us.


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[Assistant] Yes, in 13 days God will reawaken. It'll all be over then, and no power in the universe can stop it. But the problem is...


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[Assistant] What I'm going to tell you is very important. As the savior, you have a special life force. I call it Iradia. It's the power of God's light. It gives you your powers. And much more. If you offer your life force, this Iradia, you can give energy to the world and delay the final destruction for a while.


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[Assistant] So do you see light? Aradia is the key. You have to gather as much of it as you possibly can.


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[Assistant] And the way you do that is by saving people's souls.


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly. Remember how much snow has changed? Here at the end of the world, there are many people like him caught in the grip of despair, their hearts shackled by regret and longing.


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[Assistant] No more lectures today. You can head for the surface anytime you want.


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[Assistant] Just remember though, you have to come back here every morning at six. You're giving the savior a curfew. Is that it?


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[Assistant] There is a good reason. I'll explain it to you when the time comes. We can use the warp machine to send you back down. Just step in front of the device whenever you're ready to leave.


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[Assistant] By using the warp device, I can teleport you back down to the surface.


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[Assistant] You could, but I suggest you visit another city instead. You want me to abandon Snow? Down on the surface, time is stopped for everyone.


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[Assistant] The palace will still be on high alert. It will be next to impossible to get anywhere close to snow.


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[Assistant] This is Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life. It's a holy tree and its life force is entwined with that of the world. Aradia gives Yggdrasil the power to grow. As the tree grows stronger, so too does the world. With enough Aradia, you can extend its life and push back the Day of Destruction. Up to thirteen days, after which God awakens.


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[Assistant] Saving people who are suffering under the heaviest burdens will give you more erratia, which is good for us. But the greater the burden, the more you might have to do before that soul can be saved.


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[Assistant] For example, the chaos activity in and around Snow's palace is linked to him and the darkness in his heart.


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[Assistant] It's the same kind of chaos that I'm picking up in the other four locations. And you want me to find these five people.


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, here we are. It's the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show on a Friday. Yes sir. Lot to get into. Are the Browns the most likely team to make the playoffs that didn't make it last year?


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[Assistant] Anyway, let's keep it moving here. NFL playoffs are a long way from now. Correct.


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[Assistant] I think he's one of two players, I think there's two players in the majors with over 200 played appearances and no home runs. It's him and Tim Anderson of the White Sox. Zero home runs. What an embarrassment.


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[Assistant] Yes. So Mike asked a question yesterday to us.


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[Assistant] In our chat group. Are the Browns the most likely team that didn't make the playoffs?


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[Assistant] Two make the playoffs this year. He sent that in the group chat. Well, in the, when he... In the rundown. Prelims, prelims.


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[Assistant] I thought about this, and before I said it to you guys, I don't know that there, in my opinion, there's no clear team that's


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[Assistant] Before we answer the question of are the Browns more likely than any other team that didn't make much to make it, tell me the teams that you guys think, barring


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[Assistant] Who are the teams that made the playoffs last year? That made the playoffs? That you'd be stunned if they don't make it this year. Because there are plenty that, you know, you think, okay, they won't make it.


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[Assistant] So lemme, so say- I got five, I got six teams, guys. Lemme tell you what it is. Let's hear it.


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[Assistant] Kansas City, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville, because their division is awful. And they're good.


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[Assistant] Uh, Philadelphia and San Francisco. To me, those are the only six teams that I'll be, and that doesn't mean all six are gonna make it, I'll be stunned, or at least very, very surprised if those six teams don't make it. To me, those are the only six. Not San Diego, definitely not Minnesota.


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[Assistant] All right. But even if you say six and go split the difference between us, that's still eight spots where kind of anything can happen if not more. So now let's look at the teams who didn't make the playoffs last year.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna mention the teams, when you put the list up, I'm gonna mention teams that I think you can make a case they'll make it. If they're not in that list, I'm not even gonna acknowledge that. For me.


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[Assistant] The Browns. Alright, so you got Browns, Jets, Patriots, Steelers, Broncos. I think you can make a case. All five teams in this list could potentially make the playoff. You guys agree?


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[Assistant] Well, but what are you betting? I'm not, I'm, I'm not saying they're going to make it. That's what I would just give them. I would bet that they wouldn't make it no matter what. Well, I would agree, no matter what. Okay, well, alright, go ahead, Mike. Next one. You're with me, you said?


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[Assistant] I think those four team, uh, I think the Raiders I put in the same thing, I think they have a chance, not a great chance.


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[Assistant] The other three to me have no chance. Titans, Colts, Texans, no chance.


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[Assistant] I think the Lions certainly have a chance. I think the Packers, it depends how good Love is. Like, we've never really seen him play. Everybody is...


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[Assistant] And I think I'm in this group. Most people are writing him off as if he sucks.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I was never played really.


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[Assistant] I mean, Cooper Cup got injured. But Cooper Cup's back.


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[Assistant] I know they weren't using him earlier in the year and then he was good late in the season, but.


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[Assistant] I was listening to, I was listening to my man Jonathan Peterlin yesterday. He was filling in on my old show for Nick. It was, it was Jonathan and Dustin and Jonathan said,


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[Assistant] The Buccaneers are gonna start the guy that gives them the better chance to lose. Because they are tanking. Yes. I believe in tanking. And they, they may very well do that.


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[Assistant] Alright. Well, let's talk about some of the teams, guys, before we make our picks, as to whether or not the Browns have the best chance to make playoff.


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[Assistant] Let's discuss some of the teams that we think have the, um, you know, the Browns certainly are in the group of teams that have the best chance. I think we'd all agree with that, right? Would we agree that the Jets are in that group? Yes.


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[Assistant] Would we agree that the Lions are in that group? Yes.


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[Assistant] Anybody else from that group? You guys don't like the Steelers or the, I don't think the Steelers would be in that group. I like the Broncos.


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[Assistant] There's other factors here. First of all, the division that you're in and the AFC, right? The Lions...


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[Assistant] The Lions are in the NFC. NFC is different.


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[Assistant] When you look at the NFC, outside of Philadelphia and San Francisco, I don't know who's good. Like the teams that made the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Seattle. See, I think Seattle and the Giants, I'll be shocked if those teams go back.


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[Assistant] The Lions have a good chance, but, and he played well last year, but I just don't trust Jared Goff.


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[Assistant] If you look at skill, position, talent, the Lions are right up, I mean they're...


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[Assistant] They're phenomenal. Yeah. Amon Rasayn Brown is one of the most underrated wide receivers in the league. He's been phenomenal his first two years. I missed a little time last year. You know, they got, uh.


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[Assistant] Or oboe or conqueror. We're not paying attention to those type of moves. Yeaah. Yeaah, if it's a blockbuster move, you're paying attention to it. Yeaah. But you're not paying attention to those type of moves with the Lions or Elijah Moore type of move.


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[Assistant] The more I think about it, uhm, I do think, I'm actually gonna, well you guys go first, go ahead.


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[Assistant] See, I think it's a combination of all of it. I think G. Bush is right that a lot of people just said,


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[Assistant] This is what he is now. He's this guy who sucked for six games.


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[Assistant] I think some of it's more on the fact that not only did he play poorly for six games, but he's only played those six games for two years. And he's had some injuries.


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[Assistant] Okay. I think it's fair to say


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[Assistant] To be a little nervous that has something happened. Is he mentally scarred from everything that's happened over the last year? And because people don't like him, they're gonna, they're gonna wanna go to the negative. That's what happens. If you like somebody, you're gonna point to all the positive.


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[Assistant] If the Sean Watson had none of the off the field stuff.


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[Assistant] But let's say he had sat out an entire year because he didn't want to play for the Texans.


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[Assistant] Oh, he is that six game. It's because there's a lot of people out there that want him to suck now.


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[Assistant] And so they're saying, well, he sucks now.


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[Assistant] Yes, but even that Michael Vick was a lot older when he came back, right? Wasn't he?


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[Assistant] So he wouldn't look. Okay, so he's three years younger, which makes a difference. Number two, he's a way better quarterback. Oh, yeah. He, yeah, he, way better.


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[Assistant] And to be fair, it's a different era. There weren't as many advantages for the offense now as there were in those days. You look at some of the completion percentages and the touchdown interception ratios of even great quarterbacks, hall of fame quarterbacks, you know, earlier than Michael Vick, their numbers suck.


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[Assistant] I think it's very close, and as much as I think the NFC stings, I actually think it's a nail biter between the Browns and the Jets.


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[Assistant] And if that happens, well I expect, you know, I think there's a good chance both the Browns and Jets will make the playoffs, replacing Baltimore and who was the other wild card team?


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[Assistant] Miami. And Miami or the Chargers. You know, I think they're right there. I will go with the Browns by


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[Assistant] I think the Jets offense is loaded. They're loaded at wide receiver. If Reese Hall bounces back, if he's healthy, that guy looked like an absolute superstar last year. We know what they got at corner. I mean, they are fantastic there. Kid, didn't he win, wasn't he the best corner in the league last year?


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[Assistant] And I do believe, you can't say it now, but I do believe that both Breece Hall and Garrett Wilson over the next year or two could be in the conversation for best running back and best wide receiver.


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[Assistant] So Typhus is going with the Lions, you and I both going with the Browns. I got Browns 1, Jets 2, Lions 3.


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[Assistant] No, there's not that many that you say no. I mean, I would say probably, but in the NFC, there's not enough good teams to say anybody couldn't make it really. I don't know. I mean, I mean,


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[Assistant] I mean, who's quarterbacking? So you got probably Baker in Tampa. Derrick Carr. Derrick Carr in New Orleans. I think they might be a lot of shots.


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[Assistant] I don't love Derek Carthy, he's overrated, he's never won a playoff game by the way. He's played in one that was against the Bengals two years ago and he lost.


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[Assistant] Alavi's great. They still got


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[Assistant] It's up in the air. I don't know if he's getting sweat or pee. Who did they bring it? Didn't they bring it another back? New Orleans?


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[Assistant] And they got, uhm, they got a good defense. That's the biggest toss up.


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[Assistant] We don't find out a lot. There are, there are no excuses for the Browns. There were none. Yeah. Got to get to the playoffs this year.


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[Assistant] Right, the two best receivers are rookies. Philadelphia is spending a lot on AJ Brown, but Devontae Smith is on a rookie deal. Miami, Tyree Kills making a lot of money, Waddle's on a rookie deal. But obviously, I guess Tyree Kill and Brown are making less than Amari Cooper this year, which, how did that happen? They've signed more recently.


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[Assistant] You know, for the 49ers, uh, Brandon Iuke's still on a rookie deal, isn't he? Yep. Correct. Uh, Seattle, D.K. Metcalf, didn't he sign an extension? No.


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[Assistant] Rank the Browns as the 22nd best wide receiving group. I disagree with that as well. I think they're too low.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give you the teams that are ahead of them, tell me if the Browns are better. Okay. So the Browns are 22nd, I don't know if I said 23rd, but they're 22nd. You said 22nd. You said, yeaah. Okay. And 21 is the Saints. Yo.


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[Assistant] You got Michael Thomas who's been great but he's hurt all the time. Okay. And Chris Olave. Okay. Their number three receiver is Rashid Shahid.


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[Assistant] So you're taking the Saints? Yea. No, but Crystal, it's Crystal Lave versus Amari Cooper. No, no, no. I think we'd all rather have a Lave.


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[Assistant] Okay. If I, if I had to look. Okay, then, then I agree with you. Alright, number 20, the Jets. Garrett Wilson, Alan Lazard, McCole Hardman. The only one I respect is Garrett. I like McCole Hardman. I, I would say that the Browns is


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[Assistant] That's tough. But you'd rather have, now this is not completely fair because it's age. But you would rather have Garrett Wilson than Amari Cooper. Easy! Yeah, not even a clue. So do I gotta take this? Yeah. Alright, keep going. 19. The Washington commanders. They stacked.


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[Assistant] I think they're actually including tight ends in this, are they?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they are including tight ends, so even including in Joku, they're 20 seconds. Alright, 18, Pittsburgh, Deontay Johnson, George Pickens. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. 17, the Broncos, Coraline Sutton, Jerry, Judy, Tim Patrick.


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[Assistant] I would go with the Browns over, I would actually go with the Browns over Washington and Denver, for me. Nah, just Denver for me. This one I don't, 16 is Jacksonville.


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[Assistant] They've got Calvin Ridley, Christian Kirk, Evan Engram, and Zay Jones. Yes. Christian Kirk had a, we all made fun of that contract, but he had a hell of a year. And Zay Jones had a nice year too.


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[Assistant] What is Calvin Ridley right now? I don't know that we know.


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[Assistant] Uh, late in the first round, maybe. I mean, I'd rather have him than Amari Cooper, but...


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think, I don't understand why the Bears are that high. Some of these other teams, at least I get why their tight end brings them up. What's funny is none of those teams on the most expensive list are that high, except for the, uh, the Cowboys are six. Anyway, 11 was Kansas City. They got Kelsey, but not much else.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Browns don't have an elite wide receiver. I don't think Amari Cooper's elite. So, uh, I don't think you need an elite wide receiver to win a Super Bowl. Not if the quarterback's good enough. Are you kidding me?


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[Assistant] Alright, so last team in my opinion to win a Super Bowl without an elite pass catcher.


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[Assistant] Was the Eagles to not last, not to let that last.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he's not elite. He's, he's like a Mario Cooper. Very good, but not elite.


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[Assistant] They had Zach Ertsch was their tight end, very good, but not elite. I don't know how they won. I don't know how they won. Nick Foles played out of his mind.


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[Assistant] The Niners, when they lost the Super Bowl to the Chiefs, did not, oh, they had George Kittle. So what's interesting is, if you look at the last four years, the eight teams in the Super Bowl had at least one elite pass catcher. Last year,


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[Assistant] You had obviously Kelsey with the Chiefs and you had AJ Brown with the Eagles. The year before that you had Cooper Cupp with the Rams and the Bengals and Jamar Chase with the Bengals.


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[Assistant] And then the year before that, Kansas City beat San Francisco. San Francisco had Kittle and Kansas City had Tyree Kill and Kill.


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[Assistant] He was good, but he wasn't, he wasn't the leadest. Okay. But you have about 10, 11 elite pass catchers on the last four Super Bowls between the two teams.


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[Assistant] So I think we are trending. I think back in the day you definitely did not need it.


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[Assistant] But it's getting to the point now, now I, I think Amari Cooper to me is close enough to that level that if Deshaun Watson plays like Houston Deshaun and the defense is significantly improved, that I think the Browns could win a Super Bowl without him.


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[Assistant] If you look at the, the biggest, look at the teams that, let's look at the six teams


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[Assistant] That we think are the, are the near locks or locks to make the playoffs, right? Kansas City's got Kelsey.


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[Assistant] Uh, Philadelphia's got A.J. Brown. And, and. And Devontae Smith. But if we include Devontae Smith, we gotta include T. Higgins too. Yeah. Uh, and. Who was the last?


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[Assistant] I said Jacksonville, now does Jacksonville have an elite pass catcher? I don't think they do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, and Chase is not on the list because he missed like four or five games last year, but, uh. And I had him too. It was crazy.


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[Assistant] To me, yeaah, I think there's only like eight, I think there's like eight elite wide receivers. So I don't think you have to have one of the, you know, and then there's like three elite tight ends, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, has there ever been a better collection of skill position talent than that team?


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[Assistant] Are you really comparing Mac Jones to Joe Burrow?


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[Assistant] And plus, I think, I do think if you had Hopkins, that Amari Cooper and Hopkins are gonna get such a large share of the targets.


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[Assistant] I just think with the other guys, between Elijah Moore, DPJ, Njoku, you know, and maybe the rookie.


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[Assistant] But I don't think any of them will necessarily get it. I think without-


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[Assistant] Uhm, Hopkins, I think there's an outside shot Elijah Morgan's a thousand yards.


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[Assistant] I mean it's freaking summer league. It does matter. It does matter. Anything he does today matters. Yes.


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[Assistant] Alright? Those are- is anything I said there untrue, Mike? No, it's fair.


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[Assistant] See what he does. Right, but it doesn't, but to me it doesn't matter what he does in summer league.


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[Assistant] If he plays great in summer league, that doesn't prove he's going to be good in the NBA. And as Mike said, if you think he's going to be good, well he's a raw guy. He hasn't played a lot.


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[Assistant] He's had issues off the court. If he plays like crap in the summer league, as much as I don't really care, I'm not gonna say, uh, I told you guys he sucks. I'm not gonna do that based on summer league.


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[Assistant] I also think it's like, I think you guys are, are like,


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[Assistant] You're looking at him almost like he's a sure thing to be a good NBA player.


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[Assistant] Almost never make an impact. Not to mention the calves of all teams. What have they done with second round? What about what about trust them that good organizations passed on this guy?


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[Assistant] All I'm saying Mike is I feel like we've treated this guy as if he's a first round pick.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, the Cavs may turn out to be right and it turn, and they may turn out to have a needle in a haystack here, but the reality is that as talented as this guy may be, there's a reason every team in the league pretty much passes. No, there's a reason why every team passes. And it's not just because of the gun charge.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't think his drop, you know, obviously he's not as good as Brandon Miller, but like,


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[Assistant] This, so where, if he had no gun charges, where do you think he would have been drafted? Late first? I see that, I see that.


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[Assistant] Then why didn't all those teams pick it in the second round earlier take them? Once you're in the second round.


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[Assistant] It's just, the Cavs in general, when have they ever taken a guy like this and turned him into something? They've just never done it.


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[Assistant] I got no problem with that. You know, I haven't been on, I wasn't on earlier in the week when you guys were talking about these moves. It seemed to me that he got, I'm not only care, it's, you know, who cares, I guess, but it seems like he got highly overpaid. Is that fair, unfair? What do you think?


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[Assistant] And it wasn't a great option, right? It was really him and what, Bruce Brown?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Bruce Brown. Were the two best options? And he can't, the problem is the defensive end, right? He's so... I mean what are they doing, what are they going to do defensively?


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[Assistant] I was just gonna say that. Between the two guys, Streus and Niang, you added a lot of playoff experience. That's good. And deep playoff runs, obviously. And you know, my first reaction was, well, Streus is overpaid and these Miami guys, they develop, sometimes go other places in their flops.


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[Assistant] But considering the position they were in, and I know you guys talked about this, but considering the position they were in with no assets, I think they did a nice job.


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[Assistant] Who's the center they brought into? Uh, Damien Jones. He's a little more useful than Lopez, right? Yes. He at least can play, yes.


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[Assistant] But my, well let me answer part of that, Gene, because the regular season record is irrelevant. The regular season record was better than Miami's. So that doesn't matter. You think this team would be the favorite to go to the finals if Spoelstra was the head coach?


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[Assistant] Guys, here's the bottom line. It's hard to pick the Cavs to be a favorite when they played awful in the playoffs and they added two spare parts. They're nice additions, but they're not, they're like the fifth and sixth players.


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[Assistant] 15 teams that Eric Spolster would make significantly better? Yes! Or actually every team would be significantly better. Not everyone would be.


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[Assistant] Right now today, where are, I should look it up instead of asking you. Where do you rank?


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[Assistant] You think the Cavs right now are ahead of Philadelphia? Yes. Yes. You think they're ahead of the Knicks? Yes.


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[Assistant] By the way, the Cavs are the fifth choice right now in Vegas to win the East.


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[Assistant] Completely irrelevant. Uh, here's the odds as of this morning to win the East. Celtics plus 210, bucks plus 280.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that trademark is smart. Do you think the Celtics are better with Porzingis instead of Smart?


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[Assistant] But you, you have the cap start, you think they should be ahead of Philly? I do. As currently constitutional. Yes, I do. What if Philly trades for Lillard? Then it's... Yeah, it changes everything. Miami jumps Cleveland if they get Lillard. And if Miami gets Lillard, that's where he wants to go.


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[Assistant] By the way, we've been talking about George Valera as a prospect for like five years. He's been a highly ranked prospect. He may be good, but he's been hurt all year. He's been terrible at AAA. He's battin' like a buck seventy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know what happened here. He's gonna get a big suspension. He pushed the umpire. For nothing. For a fight that he would have lost.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that catcher was big. Yeah, he was. And that guy, that catcher was smart. He's a veteran minor leaguer. Yeah, he was like, yeah, I'm not taking my helmet off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've probably seen it before. I tried to find out what's happened, like what led up to this situation. Maybe there's some article about it now. This morning before the show, I clicked on every article about this fight to see if there was some background.


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[Assistant] But of course, nobody had any background on it. There's not as much media coverage of AAA baseball, obviously, as there is Major League Baseball. I don't think it's a big deal. Guys get in the fights in the minors. It happens sometimes.


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[Assistant] I think the more interesting thing before we get to the Guardians is, so Francisco Alvarez of the Mets hit, what did he get, three home runs the other day in one game?


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[Assistant] Right, so Francisco Alvarez, this guy's the best catching prospect in baseball. I think he's like 15, 16 home runs in the majors. Buck Showalter was not even playing him every day early in the year, was stupid. But anyway, he had three home runs the other day against the, uhm, who'd they brawl?


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[Assistant] I think it's Arizona, they were playing, if I remember correctly. Uhm, and then in yesterday's game,


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[Assistant] I don't know if it was his first at bat yesterday, one of his, it probably wasn't his first at bat, but one of his at bats yesterday, it was Arizona. I believe it was Jose Ruiz, who was like a journeyman relief pitcher, he used to be on the White Sox.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, like, as someone that has been a huge baseball fan for close to 50 years,


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[Assistant] Home runs. We saw the Carlos Santana thing. Uh, players are being more celebratory in baseball and I think that's great. Young, we want to attract young fans. Now a lot of my fellow older fans, certainly the people older than me, they don't care about attracting old fans. They love when pitchers throw at hitters because they celebrate. I hate that.


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[Assistant] In every other sport we're allowed to celebrate. Basketball player makes a big bucket. He's celebrating. Nobody punches him in the face for that. In the NFL you score a touchdown. You celebrate. Nobody punches him in the face for that. In hockey.


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[Assistant] My point is, if you did celebrate, you're not getting punched in the face by the other team, right? Nobody's going to try to kick your ass because you celebrated. Depends on what you did. Well, David Mayfield. But generally,


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[Assistant] And by the way, the pitchers celebrate all the time. Pitcher gets a big strikeout. He's pointing in the air. He's doing so, you know, doing this, whatever he's doing.


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[Assistant] All kinds of things. The hitters, every time they celebrate a home run, if it's too over the top, some dopey 60 year old in radio or some idiotic 58 year old played by boy guys.


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[Assistant] How about this? Guys love playing baseball. That's a great thing. I want to know that young players and I think the reason it's becoming more acceptable is because the percentage of Latin American players has continued to grow in Major League Baseball.


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[Assistant] And it's a big part of the culture of the Latin American baseball, whether it's the Mexican league, the Dominican league, Puerto Rican league.


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[Assistant] There's tons of celebrating down there. And it's part of the culture of the game. And as we've seen more and more Latin players in the majors, it's become more acceptable in baseball. And I think that's great. I love it. I'm all for it. I'm all for the celebrating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we did. Oh, we did. Yeah, he was awesome. Oh, that's right. It was, yeah. Completely sold out. It was great. Everybody was so excited about it here. Yeah, I don't know that, you know, you're not going to see that. You're not going to see a guy on stilts in a major league game throwing heat. Yeah, right. But let's have some fun. Right. Celebrate. As Ken Griffey Jr. said in a great promo, let the kids


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[Assistant] I know like Mike Francesa, Mad Dog Russo, almost all the old baseball guys.


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[Assistant] And then the interesting thing is, sometimes G, after like, a lot of times it'll be me, Mike, Jason, and Tyvis having kind of a conversation.


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[Assistant] And, and then all of a sudden G will give like a dissertation about what we were talking about.


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[Assistant] By the way, Miles Straw in the advanced analytics is not having a great defensive season either. Now I'm, I'm question, I questioned the analytics of, of


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[Assistant] Of defensive, uh, you know, numbers. They're a little questionable.


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[Assistant] By the way, he was transferred to the 60-day injured list yesterday, which means he's out till at least the middle of August. Minimum. Dunski. So, listen.


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[Assistant] Let's be clear about that. He is. I mean, the biggest story here...


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[Assistant] He was placed on the injured list on June 14th. And even though he was transferred to the 60 day IL yesterday, that 60 day starts the day he went on the original IL, which was June 14th.


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[Assistant] Go to ESPN. They usually have the rotation there.


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[Assistant] I swear. Cincinnati's a better baseball team than the Guardians. It's that simple. Now, they were a year ahead of schedule. I didn't think this was coming this year. They had a lot of good prospects, but I didn't think it would all come together.


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[Assistant] Uh, but man, they are, they're a fun team to watch. They got, they got, I mean, De La Cruz is great, but they got other good young players and they got to, I mean,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they do. The crowds are excited. The Daylight Cruise is a much bigger prospect than any of the Guardians hitting prospect.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's absurd that he's not in the majors. I don't understand it, man.


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[Assistant] You know, Jason said yesterday, well, he has an undisciplined swing. Yeah, sure. He had it last year and he played well and he hit the biggest home runs of the year. I know he sucked in April this year, but Miles Straw sucked for five years and he can play him every day. Oh well, but he's better defensively. Fine. I'm sick of hearing it. This team needs offense. How many errors do regular major leaders make anyway?


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[Assistant] About Larry Dobie, did you, do we have that clip by any chance, Mike? I'm not familiar with what you're doing. Darn it, I just, I wish I, I wanna try to send this to you really quick.


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[Assistant] If Juan Thornhill is excited and wants to be optimistic, that's great. But we've heard that before from players. It don't matter unless you do it on the field. I got no problem with Juan Thornhill though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, guys, we gotta play. This is a bad job at Major League Base. This is Terry Francona. Remember, it was Larry Doby Day, uh, two, two days ago. On Wednesday. Yeah, here we, here we go.


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[Assistant] I know we're almost out of time, but Larry Doby went through, and this is, nobody's trying to diminish Jackie Robinson, what he meant, of course, but Larry Doby had to go through all the same awfulness.


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[Assistant] That Jackie Robinson did. He made his major league debut with the Indians and became the first black player in the American league less than three months after Jackie Robinson. So they won't let him retire his number? What was the situation? No, the Guardians want to


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[Assistant] Wear his number 14 on everybody's jersey on Larry Doby Day. But Major League Baseball won't let it happen. We'll follow up real quick and get to fan questions on overtime. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Look, can I trust you? I saw who did it. You know, the people who threw the dummy off the clock tower? I got scared, so I've been laying low. I can't go to the station. That's where they'll look for me.


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[Assistant] But if you can protect me from those people and get me to the station, I'll tell you all about it. Get me to the station, and then I'll talk.


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[Assistant] Sorry boss, I saw what happened over where they found the girl. I guess I just panicked.


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[Assistant] I can't believe no one told me that when I took this job. But anyway, sorry for the trouble, boss.


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[Assistant] From now on, I swear to you I'm never going to be late. I mean, what if your heart gave out or something with worry? Can't have that on my conscience.


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[Assistant] It was the children of Etro. They tossed the dummy off the tower.


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[Assistant] I really wanted to tell the Inquisitors what I saw. Honestly, I did.


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[Assistant] But I was afraid those heretics might find out and make me their next victim.


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[Assistant] It's for making booze. But that rig ain't fit to piss in.


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[Assistant] Luke always used to push me. I never wanted to go into business with him.


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[Assistant] I remember when he sold me on him. His big plan. Some fucking plan. Case of beer and he just said, Nick, we're burning daylight. And that was that.


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[Assistant] After six months, we were flat broke. I didn't care. We were having fun.


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[Assistant] I wish I was like him. I wish I could just keep moving all the time. I'm just not built like that.


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[Assistant] We're all so fucked. This whole world is fucked.


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[Assistant] I mean, what's the point? We'll just march to some new place and somebody else will die. It's never gonna stop. Eventually, it'll be our turn.


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[Assistant] I can't believe we've been here a day. A day. It's been a day, right?


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[Assistant] Have a drink with me. It's gonna be your first, and your last.


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[Assistant] To Peter Joseph Randall. The nicest mean old bastard I ever knew.