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[Assistant] They online. They online. You can go watch it. And I appreciate him wanting to be there Sunday morning because I think it does help kids. I mean, I remember growing up, Sunday school was fun.


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[Assistant] You know, Sunday school was fun. I was with people my own age. We were learning the same things, doing all the, and I can appreciate that and the mark that it made in my life.


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[Assistant] So I get that point too, but, but you're doing all the right things, especially. I mean, the thing I love is when he said, what'd he say? Stopping and praying in nature. Like when you're out there.


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[Assistant] I can't tell you how many times I do it. Turn around and look at the sunset, sunrise, or something that just caught your eyes. Stars right before daylight. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, you know, it's, uh, but you're on the right track, my man. Yeah, absolutely. Just it's a tough spot, but you're doing your best. And maybe that's all he needed was for some, uh, some affirmation that he is doing the right thing. Maybe that's the right answer. Maybe we.


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[Assistant] Okay, clown phobia. Yep, she got a. Cottonball phobia. Cottonball phobia.


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[Assistant] Kind of like this weekend, we celebrate your shirt, right? That's it. There you go.


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[Assistant] You have your own state. Oh yeaah. Like, how do you want it? Give me a size one.


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[Assistant] It'll be easy to spot once this thing passes. It is a pretty gnarly one. Boy, we've had them like the last three nights. Oh, I know. It's unbelievable. You're supposed to have no one this weekend.


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[Assistant] When that sky turned orange last night, I got to thinking, I bet that's what they saw on that Sunday morning. Like that color of that orange. It was a, it was a, I mean, I've seen a lot of sunsets and a lot of things, but.


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[Assistant] Whatever color that sky turned last night after that was, that was, that was a new one.


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[Assistant] You're working hard right now. I wanted to think, who in the world got a helmet laying around when he said that? I guess a bicycle helmet? Yea, but.


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[Assistant] I did not sleep through it. It scared me. Cause I just got to like that sleep stage. Like I just, and then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm awake. I was up till two o'clock after that because it scared me so bad. I took that long. I mean, I just, and then Brittany's just sleeping all the way through it and I'm like.


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[Assistant] I'm just sitting there looking at Storm, looking at her, I'm like, I ain't waking her up until we gots to move, like.


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[Assistant] And it picked up by the time it got to West Monroe, so that's good for us.


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[Assistant] It just slid past him. I don't like high winds. I don't want to end up in Oz. Godwin said, I ain't never heard nothing like that. Sounded like a train.


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[Assistant] Yeah, severe weather is kind of cool, just not at night.


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[Assistant] Anybody that's been affected by this, I know they've been touching down everywhere. Look, our thoughts are with you guys, so. For sure. We about out of this rough time though. We about to get to the call. May flowers are almost here. Yea, we in the middle of them April showers, May flowers, and the pilgrims are coming. So we'll take a break, we'll be back right after this. The pilgrims?


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[Assistant] Oh. Would you say it's almost like a full package deal, Seth? Oh, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] I mean, and who can blame him? He likes to rest. It's one of the earliest forms of a bed. So then you turn around and, you know, you put it there.


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[Assistant] Who wouldn't want that? Put the boys to sleep. It's kind of embarrassing that it took somebody that long to figure that out really.


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[Assistant] A moisture wicking fabric with four times the stretch of competing brands, plus the legs never ride up and Tommy John underwear comes with a non-rolling waistband for the perfect fit. Si said it, they don't have customers.


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[Assistant] They got fanatics. And fanatics that call Tommy John's Hammock Pouch one of life's greatest invention. With over 17 million pairs sold, men across America love their Tommy John underwear. Shipping and returns are free because every pair is backed by Tommy John's best pair you'll ever wear, or it's free guarantee. Look.


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[Assistant] Quick math says that's like if you buy a four pair, you get one for free.


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[Assistant] TommyJohn.com slash dot see site for details.


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[Assistant] You gon' hunt eggs? Since you still a kid? No. Oh. Nah, he's alpha.


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[Assistant] I'll cut it off with a machete. File that under when people actually say, well that thing bite you. He got a mouth though. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't do well checking wood duct boxes. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Problem with them wood duct boxes, they all eye level. Oh yeah. So when you peel that door off, he's staring at you. You're like, mm hmm. Okay.


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[Assistant] That first one, I never forget the first one, he bit me seven times before I knew what happened. Cause I hesitated. You know, I went with the old alligator arm and I didn't get him. After that I said.


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[Assistant] I didn't know what to do with that big long rascal eye level with me. I said, I said, let me just pop, pop, pop, pop. I said, I'm looking down. They're just bleeding everywhere. I'm like.


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[Assistant] Lord have mercy. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. I gotta listen to this song in the break.


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[Assistant] Something like that. My hands smell like taco meat. I like taco meat. Hey look, we did make tacos the other night with the, with the, uh, Moy & Cam burger meat.


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[Assistant] That's all you had was six. I'd have, I'd have doubled that probably if I wouldn't eat no eggs or nothing with it. I was a little hungry. But hey, there you go. Look, 60% of US pork production comes from one company owned by the Chinese and their hogs are given something called


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[Assistant] What is it called? Rectapamine? I probably should have read that before we got started.


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[Assistant] I have no idea how to do that. Racto pay mine? Nah, we gotta get that crap out. Stay on that racto bag anyway, which is banned in 160 countries.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, there ain't no racto. We just gonna shorten it to racto. There's a better way. We'd want to tell you about moink. That's moo plus oinks. That means you can get cows or pigs, but they forgot them.


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[Assistant] They forgot to balk the splash. You can get, you can get cow pig, lamb, chicken, salmon.


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[Assistant] It don't matter, they deliver grass-fed and grass-finished beef and lamb, pasture, pork and chicken, a sustainable wild-caught Alaskan salmon, straight to your door.


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[Assistant] Farm like our grandparents did, and as a result, moink make taste like it should.


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[Assistant] And you can feel good knowing you're helping family farms stay financially independent too. You choose the meat delivered in every box. Rib eyes? Duh. Chicken?


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[Assistant] Duh. Pork chops, absolutely. Salmon, if that's your thing, go ahead, knock yourself out. Plus, you can cancel anytime. Look.


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[Assistant] I prefer, I prefer farm fresh crappie from the washtal river or its tributaries. But if salmon is your thing, knock yourself out. I appreciate that. My wife makes a salmon salad in our mink box.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's to see and that's fantastic. Shark Tank host Kevin O'Leary called Moink's bacon the best bacon he's ever tasted and Ring Doorbell founder Jamie Siminoff jumped at the chance to invest in Moink.


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[Assistant] They guarantee you'll say oink oink, I'm just so happy I got moink.


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[Assistant] And we know you will too. If you try it, there is love denying it. Si loves it.


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[Assistant] You can help keep American farming going by signing up at moinkbox.com slash duck right now and listeners to this show get free.


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[Assistant] Free filet mignon in every order for a year. That's one year of the best filet mignon you'll ever taste, but for a limited time, spelled m-o-i-n-k box dot com slash duck. That's moinkbox dot com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Good point. He's either Gilligan or Ginger. I'm not sure which one.


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[Assistant] There's about five key things that even kept this place a place. But, and I'm not talking about this building. I'm just talking about Duck Commander in general. That was one of them.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. First time it ever happened? Last time.


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[Assistant] First time it ever happened. First time and never happened again. Last time.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that's, that's divine intervention. Let me just tell you something. They do the business like that now. Well, if you're a new dealer, you're going to pay for that first one before we send it. We done been burnt by that.


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[Assistant] Which has gotta be, cause you don't get about 20 cents a pound for it.


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[Assistant] Even if I had to stay late. Now, I'll give you credit. Every time I was down there, you always beat me there. Which you should. You're 10 minutes away and I'm 35 minutes. Oh, I'm always here every day.


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[Assistant] So, I mean I'll give you credit for not showing up at 10.30.


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[Assistant] But I knew it was over for you when you, towards the end of us being down there, you started taking a pre-lunch nap and a post-lunch nap. He'd work till 11, take a nap till 12 because dinner was served at 12 regardless.


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[Assistant] I called Willie, I said, I said, I think your uncle just quit. He said, to what? I said, I'm pretty sure he was being serious. I don't think this was a joke this time. We've joked. I said, but he threw me a gallon bag of teal rage and said, I'm done.


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[Assistant] I love it. Oh, it was fantastic. Oh, it was. It was fantastic. I laughed. Man, I laughed. Cause he's headed to church that night. It was on a Wednesday night.


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[Assistant] So Si didn't show up till like 5, 5, 15. We all getting ready to shut her down. He was coming on his way to church. He said, boop, I quit.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was sad too, even though he didn't work here.


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[Assistant] Inbox time. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the email address. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Johnny D.


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[Assistant] I have found out personally a bunch, just because they have all sent me messages on like Instagram and Facebook.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't realize just how, maybe the right word is common.


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[Assistant] Twins are, they're not as big of an anomaly as I thought they were. Apparently.


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[Assistant] Everybody got em. And they, they range in age from six months to like, mine just turned 40. And I'm like.


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[Assistant] Boy, this has been happening a while here. This twin thing goes back. Yea, it goes back a long way.


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[Assistant] I told Wolfrog, I said, hey, here in about two years, you're going to need some spending money. I got you a job.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Me too. The shock is kind of worn off of it.


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[Assistant] I posted the other night on episode like, I know everybody says this.


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[Assistant] That, that has some sort of a fan base, but ours are, ours are awesome. Legit. Aside from like five of them, ours are really awesome.


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[Assistant] But they are, they're also, I've had so many people say they're praying for us for a healthy pregnancy and for Brittany and I, which is my same prayer, is just a healthy pregnancy for her.


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[Assistant] And those babies and, you know, whatever, whatever happens from then is what was supposed to happen. So, uh, but we, I do appreciate all the thoughts, prayers, advice. Y'all are the dead gum best and y'all continue to prove it every day and we'll take all prayers you're offering. I can, I can assure you that. So.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I told Brittany, I said that, I said, you gotta watch this one when it airs.


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[Assistant] When it aired the other night and she watched it, she started tearing up cause of how excited Si was. Then she got big mad at Gawa.


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[Assistant] I used to not even shoot much. No, I just sit there and look down Phil's gun barrel. Cause it was fun to watch. I'd be like, man, that's a tough boom dead. He still.


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[Assistant] He sounds more like a mallard hen than anybody.


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[Assistant] Our little specialties, so to speak, but out of our crew Phil sounds almost like a mallard hen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's got the mallard hen down.


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[Assistant] And can still do it. Yeah. His, his duck calling has not, while his, some of his other skills have.


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[Assistant] Wayne with 76 years of age, his duck call has not. It's, it's incredible.


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[Assistant] You know why? Stay on the ends with the goods. That's all the two that can move.


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[Assistant] He is the OG. Look, you're good at fellowship.


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[Assistant] The rest of us make noise on duck call, but if it come down to it every day and there was just one duck call in that blind field, it'd be enough.


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[Assistant] You know, I would say I'm really good on a blue wing call and a woody. I'm pretty salty on those two.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm good enough to kill him. Those are the two that I kind of shine.


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[Assistant] You pretty salty on that gadwall too. I'm killin' em.


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[Assistant] He's just kidding. He kills sex and stuff.


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[Assistant] Look, that's just a storyteller in him. When he gets his six, he's done. Don't, don't, don't look at Uncle Si as a game hog.


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[Assistant] And I want to give you a little side note. I've tried throwing on the other side of the boat without Jesus telling me to and it don't work.


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[Assistant] Amen. You gotta wait for the call. Alright, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I cook a lot and, uh, I just enjoy being home when I can.


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[Assistant] Your boat dock over there. Yeah. And then the boats and all that and somebody was, you know, and...


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[Assistant] He said, where's yours, Bill? He said, there's this old tour up thing over there and there's two more, which would be our neighbors. And then he said, that's Willie's, who knows that's Willie's cause it's so nice. Bill said, mine's a tour up one over there. Bill said, I like to keep things like it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, it works. No, but yeaah, but you go out to get on his boat deck, you have to jump over the water to get on it. And watch for the snakes and everything else, cause it's like covered in- I have a snake story. brush.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I've got a new yard man, uh, Blake Burnett, you know? And so he's up there and I have this thing of rocks that come down that I wanted in the middle of my flower garden, you know, right below the country kitchen. So.


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[Assistant] He is super worker man. So he decided to move all those rocks. He's gonna move them. I mean just take them out and like clean and then put them back. Well guess who was sleeping and hibernating in those rocks?


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[Assistant] Two copperheads, which are there, they're not alive now. They went on to the snake heaven if there's one of those. There's not one of those. I doubt it.


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[Assistant] And how about this, that Jason said he's never disagreed with anybody or argued or had a different opinion.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he has matured a lot. You know, when he was little, when I said this, he said that. When I said this, he said that. It was just like, and Phil said, why do y'all argue all the time? And I said, I don't know. But he wants to disagree with everything I say.


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[Assistant] I know, and that's why Alan said, mom, that's why you are you, cause you're too much alike. Yeah. And I said, I'm not like him. And Jason said, and I'm certainly not like her. And Alan said, so now this is the reason you are alike. That's why you do that. And I think I saw where Willie's like, feel the way he came out with his own business and


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[Assistant] Passion and everything he does, that's Phil. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Five little alligators in my bathtub. For real? Dogs in my bathtub. Alligators? Yea, baby alligators were in my bathtub. I have not heard that. And... What was he doing? Turtles.


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[Assistant] And frogs, lizards, lizards don't even like water.


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[Assistant] I love, I was an animal lover too. And I got much trouble with so many brought home and found, saved, did everything.


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[Assistant] Adults are boring. Yeaah, and Willie's never been boring. He's not.


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[Assistant] Well they're really scary. So. He'd be scared of that. I don't know. But he'll throw a snake on.


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[Assistant] No, I think my daughter-in-laws are the best and how they make it is how I made it. So they just have to.


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[Assistant] We are, and uh, and it just can't be, it was just, he was funny always, and I was funny, so I think I rubbed off a lot of him on being funny. I think so, I think so too.


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[Assistant] And at one time there was a class, I mean, he had the same class, you know, from kindergarten up. But at one time I told him, I said, have you liked, liked or dated how many people? And it was all the girls but one.


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[Assistant] We went shopping at, uh, it was for Walmart, so maybe it was Howard Rose or something like that. And, uh, and he, you know, was with me.


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[Assistant] And they had put him in the bag and all that. And then when I noticed I went out, I did not notice this.


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[Assistant] Till I was driving home and I had my sack of stuff and all that and then I looked over at him and I said, where did you get that hat?


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[Assistant] And he said, in that store? Oh no. And I said, I didn't buy that hat. He said, no, I did. I got it.


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[Assistant] And I said, well, you didn't have any money. And he said, no, I just took it. And he said, and I liked it. So now I've got it on.


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[Assistant] And I said, well, we're going to have to take that back, but I couldn't do it then cause I had somebody coming, you know, and all that. So it was funny cause I don't know if I ever got paid for that three or $4 hat. But I mean, it was like, he just, he just had it on. Like it was okay. He said, I bought it.


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[Assistant] And I said, you didn't have any money? And he said, yeah, so I just.


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[Assistant] Took it without the money because I didn't have any today.


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[Assistant] And he'd pack his stuff and he'd take water and he'd, he'd take all kinds of snacks. He'd take all kinds of stuff.


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[Assistant] Part of the night. And it really had cows in it. And I think Willie was, I think it was Willie and he woke up and he said, I was just under the cow.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but that's common. That was very common at my house. Mud fights?


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[Assistant] But the funny part was, you know, how I'll post, you know.


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[Assistant] Corey and them were to them moving along their relationship and everything and Phil said, I just don't understand.


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[Assistant] I mean look how young we got there and all that and I was like, Phil.


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[Assistant] People aren't like us and you know, but he said, well, he's my son. He wants to get married. I mean, who cares?


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[Assistant] You did? And, and the way, I mean, the women are girls that he's been through, you know, and then it was just like, I knew, I knew this is different. He really loves her. I did.


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[Assistant] And, you know, so to me, I didn't see anything wrong with them getting married then because we did.


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[Assistant] And yes, you're going to have growing up things and all that, but when you do them together, you just go through the hard, you know, I've always said the good, bad and ugly. That's what you go through. Yep. And as long as you stick together, you're going to make it. I think too many people.


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[Assistant] That I talked to or even like, well, you know, if we don't make it, well, we, you know, separate or whatever. And I'm like, why would you go in thinking that? I went in thinking this is the love of my life. I vowed to God to take him forever till death do us part. And I lived it.


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[Assistant] Wow. Well, Jen was, uh, the, of the, she knew that God had plans for Phil, but she really did that. And she never believed, I mean, she believed there was a purpose for the bad that was going to go to the good, which it did.


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[Assistant] What about his child that came back after 44 years, never knowing she was on the earth?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He's talking about Phyllis. Oh, Phyllis.


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[Assistant] I never wanna be by myself. You're like, okay. You know, and then she's kind of like, uh, I can just sit and not talk with people around me. I could never do that.


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[Assistant] Ask Willie where he, where his bed was. In the laundry room. In the laundry room. He said, it's gonna give me, listen to the washer and dryer every night of my life. He said, I'm gonna be warped.


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[Assistant] You know, Paul Stevens preached over at our church Sunday and it was, Phil was gone and, and he told, I forgot all about it, but he was the first person Phil converted, you know, and baptized and everything. He was a coach and he was his, a football player.


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[Assistant] And then the next one, Steve Adam, I think was number two and all that. But then he said, Paul said, and I forgot that I just moved in with him.


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[Assistant] And he did. He just moved in with us and was there for a long time. And, and I can't think of him anymore. We just, Phil would convert and then they would just say, but I want to just stay with you because I want to stay good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that's why I saved that question for you. And Bobo came from a dog named Jesse James.


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[Assistant] And then we had just Jesse, and then we went on down, we ran out of ways to change to Jesse James, so we go to Bobo.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought, well, his really official name at the vet is Jesse James number four, but.


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[Assistant] I was at seven, I can't remember. But, so we just, we just couldn't keep making names for that, so we just decided to call him Bobo. You had to go with a nickname. Yea, and Bobo suited him.


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[Assistant] And, and she doesn't really know she has a problem.


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[Assistant] Well I make different parts of them. Jesse James or Bobo. But you know I have two rescue dogs.


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[Assistant] Uh, and their name, their names are Griffey and Penny. And I want to know who named those. My, when I picked one of my grandchildren that was there at the time we got them, Merrick Robertson. And she said, we will name him Griffey and we will name her Penny. So.


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[Assistant] Yes, thank you for changing their names. Phil did that. That's what he calls him. Him and Cy, but nobody else calls him that. I do.


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[Assistant] You know, and I can tell you so many stories. I know I don't have time to do that, but one girl that I was working with that had


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[Assistant] Been in a real bad lifestyle and she had come back, you know, came to the Lord and was trying so hard and being here with us.


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[Assistant] And, uh, she was working as a, in a store as a cashier and she heard a mother and a daughter talk about.


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[Assistant] Going to get an abortion on the Monday and this was Friday. And she called me on the phone and she said,


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[Assistant] This guy, we got a problem, we got a problem. I said, what is it? And she told me the story.


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[Assistant] And she said, I just want to go right now and take them over to the life, uh, choices. I want to do that. And I said, okay, let me call them, make sure they're there.


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[Assistant] And I said, I'll call you right back and you find any way you can to get them over there. So I called them. They were leaving.


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[Assistant] They all got out of their cars, came back in, set up like they hadn't even closed.


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[Assistant] And I called her back and said, go now, go right now. Just think of anything you can do. She even had to get off work and took that lady and that mother.


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[Assistant] And that baby that was supposed to be aborted on Monday was saved. That's amazing. And it's life. He's here. That's the best. And that's just like that. And I, and I would touch me so much because this was a brand new question, but she knew that wasn't, that's something she had done before.


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[Assistant] And so she just stepped out and was so brave and did that.


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[Assistant] But I was coaching her, you know? And it just, I think it's a beautiful story of saving a little boy's life. That is. I love that.


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[Assistant] I would say that you've got to be a Christian. You've got to do the right thing. And sometimes when somebody's mean, it doesn't make, you don't do the right thing by being mean back to them.


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[Assistant] You're really down. What you want to do is show them what Jesus would be like. And that's real hard. But, uh, you know, it's kind of like if you...


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[Assistant] If you're going to invite somebody that you think will be a troublemaker to a wedding or to anything, you know, that's another hard decision there because, you know, you do hate for people to be upset. And Corey, I want to know what you think.


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[Assistant] A little above, but what have you been up to Ms. K? Since we last saw you. Last time you were here with Cory. Yes. That was fun.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Well, Miss Lisa, when's this book coming out? Sister Roar.


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[Assistant] Today. So when you're listening to this, this book is out. You said it's all about community of sisters. I know my wife's going on a women's retreat this weekend and she's got her girls and


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[Assistant] Miss Kay, does, uh, Mr. Phil ever make you sit outside and do outdoorsy things in the cold?


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[Assistant] And like I said, they're cozy. Uhm, they're made from the same technical materials that they use in like the fancy outdoor hiking gear and active wear. Uh, Rumpel recycles over 5 million plastic water bottles a year to make these things. They're awesome and they are great for the outdoors.


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[Assistant] Like I said, weather resistant, durable, and most importantly,


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[Assistant] Really comfortable. I got one that I take to soccer games and watch Ben's play cause I'm not as manly as Phil and I'm not out in the woods all the time. So you can say 15% off right now at www.rumple.com and use code duck15 visit rumple.com to get 15% off and stay cozy all season long.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. And we're back for the second segment. We don't do that, do we? Martin's better at this than me. Anyways, welcome back. Ms. K, Ms. Lisa in the house today. New book, Sister Roar.


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[Assistant] He was very serious about not letting me eat white bread when I was losing weight.


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[Assistant] But Cy is a steel trap now. He'll tell you about something he watched on PBS 17 years ago and he won't miss a single fact.


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[Assistant] Slap it on there and you just hand it to the mail person. It's the greatest thing ever. Makes business running so easy for online phone orders. If you got an Etsy shop, eBay account, whatever you're using.


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[Assistant] Learning music improves math skills because at some level all music is math. Can you believe it? What do you not know, sir?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, that's why I'm saying it's God given guilt. My little cousin.


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[Assistant] Literally was like, I think I'm going to learn the piano today and did, and he's amazing at it. And he like taught himself the guitar and he's left-handed. So he plays it like upside down. I can't even like, I can't even play size.


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[Assistant] He's a front man. He's been a front man from way back.


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[Assistant] You should listen to that. I'm gonna show you that sometime. Oh, I'd enjoy it, bro. Oh, I know you would.


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[Assistant] Every time I've heard that story, it's more like a drug dealing of candy situation, like he was walking around with it in pockets and hiding it.


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[Assistant] Cause he said, he said you, you were in on it though. He said you took 10% off the top.


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[Assistant] Well we can, this podcast is pretty easy, we keep it simple. But I do want to ask Ms. Lisa so, because Jay Stone is on this podcast all the time, and we love Jay. Jay is one of Sy's best friends in the world, and Lisa is Jay's mother-in-law. And Jay's kind of scary, so I just want to, I want to know what


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was, for a while there, there were people just showing up at, my parents live at the very end of the street, but they were showing up to Willie's house and all that. There would always be a text like, some guys coming up the doors, but it's always good to know Jay Stone's got your back.


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[Assistant] Well, and, you know, for those that have never been on a big TV show like me, we don't like understand that.


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[Assistant] Everybody that watched that honestly thought they knew Willie and Jay. So like, hey, they're super friendly guys and they are, but you go up to them at their house and they're not expecting you. We don't know who you are. And so it was a little nerve wracking.


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[Assistant] We were talking about like, I forget what it was, but he's like, hey, they shut down the grid. We'll be fine. He was talking about, we'll just start with the squirrels in the neighborhood and we'll eat the fish next. And I was like, it's actually true when it, if it all does go down, I'm just walking up to Stone's house and be like, just tell me what to do, sir. I'm just going to work for you.


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[Assistant] I've gained a little back. I'm on a maintaining stretch of life right now. I don't have a lot of...


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[Assistant] When we used to go eat Mexican together back when we were both fat, that was still fun, but now he just wants to like, bite.


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[Assistant] That's not as fun, but. Box your ears is what he wants to do. Now he just likes to hit people. But, that's awesome. So look, on this show, Miss Lisa,


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[Assistant] On our last segment, we have emails. People have emailed in. I have saved some just for you two because I think y'all have some wisdom. So we're going to take a break and we'll be right back with some hello at Duck Call Room emails.


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[Assistant] All right, and we're back with the hello at duck call room emails. I spent a lot of time this morning and we got a lot of good ones, so I got some saved for next time.


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[Assistant] But since we have Ms. K and Ms. Lisa in the building, I've got a couple I think are going to be great just for them to listen. I'm not going to use this guy's name because the subject line of the email is, terrified of marriage. Oh, big one.


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[Assistant] So he says he loves his girlfriend. She's his best friend. He's never dated anybody else. He's 25 and he's been with her for seven years. Probably time for something else called marriage.


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[Assistant] But, I'm terrified of marriage, not just the idea of myself getting married, but even when I go to other people's weddings, I get anxiety that's tough to get through. I'm not sure what the reasoning is to be honest, but know that my typical fear in any decision is the fear of being stuck.


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[Assistant] Stuck in a bad job, stuck in a bad place or financial situation, and I feel like marriage could be the ultimate stuck. Again, I love her, I've never dated anyone else.


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[Assistant] And don't plan to, but I can't seem to make the final commitment. Any advice?


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[Assistant] Miss Lisa's got advice on that. She's- Miss Lisa does a lot of pre-marital counseling, so that's why I said-


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. The man that emailed in, you just got, I got nothing for you. I just get to say I've grown up around these three people in this room and I'm lucky as all get out to have learned from all of them. And you should listen to what they just said. And so thank you.


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[Assistant] That sounds exactly what May's grandma did for her. Because she did that for her. There's a lot of people blessed in the world.


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[Assistant] Amen. So get you some community, get you a copy of Sister Or, and we'll see y'all next time here on the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] I think I saw you with a coon skin hat on right after that.


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[Assistant] Anywhere we go, if he sees scales, he has to go stand on them. And if he sees bells, somewhere he has to ring them.


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[Assistant] This is not like football then. It's the opposite of football. Okay, it's the opposite. Okay. Sy, you ever rode horses in your day? Oh, I loved them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just throw one in every now and then, we'll go along with it. We're getting bonafide.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you what I saw on TV. They were doing a special about Vietnam and they showed the, uhm, truck gunners.


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[Assistant] These trucks that would go when they would be bringing supplies in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those big trucks had guns, big guns. Quad 50s. Yeah. I'm talking about awesome. And they would, they would be the protection for these.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but they had names like Brutus and all these kinds of names that they'd put on the side of them.


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[Assistant] Well, that's one of the things they said is that if they had their enemy hiding behind the tree and they had the other gun, they just, yeah, they would just have to shoot around them and try and hit them.


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[Assistant] But with those guns, you're talking about- We just cut the tray down. That's exactly what they saying.


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[Assistant] Oh no, you said, welcome back to-


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[Assistant] There you go. We just traced our steps back. Now what? Hey, here's what I got in my fortune cookie.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you can be walking around lucky and not even know it.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, I've gotta tell y'all this. When we went to Hazardfest, uh, I was there, basically.


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[Assistant] I got a question about it. There it is. No, stop. Because the guy who put the show on said he'd love to have all the guys from the duck call room come back next year and do the same thing. Um, because this kind of like what we did there. We were up on stage, me and you and Godwin and Si. Yeah, I just made Instagram.


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[Assistant] Dog sledding. Dog sledding. And it wasn't that bad, but it was 20 below and I thought I was gonna die, but then when we got out in it, it wasn't that bad. Erroneous. I know y'all were cold.


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[Assistant] It seems like when it's, when it's a cold, that's kind of wet, that it's hard to get over. Oh man. I'll never forget that.


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[Assistant] So after 30 years, uh, stuff like that, no, I'm immune to it. I just let it, let it go. You just let it happen? Yup. Put the cold feet on me, I'm fine.


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[Assistant] Did you tote a gun with you when you went to go check on me? Oh buddy, did I?


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[Assistant] So did y'all have to pay for the ostrich? We did. We wrote a check for him.


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[Assistant] John David, your uncle used to have a bunch of ostriches. They would give us eggs, big, huge ostrich eggs.


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[Assistant] I think the ostrich was wanting to whoop you first, but then he got a good look at you. He was like, he's a little bit...


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[Assistant] The landowner said, son, you need two things. First, you need some tweezers and you need a big check.


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[Assistant] Question, was it pretty expensive? He wasn't that bad.


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[Assistant] Maybe you don't want her to be. Si, has Christine ever showed any interest in going with you?


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[Assistant] The reason we're talking about this is, uh,


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[Assistant] We had a podcast at 10 o'clock this morning and we all got here.


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[Assistant] Going on here. Well, I started a little, a little, uh, chain text that hopefully will fix the issue of communication. We'll see. I doubt it.


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[Assistant] So, so we built a big dump across the cutoff. I'll say we, uh, feel.


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[Assistant] Phil and, and Jamie Redd, uh, were the architects of say a dump. Well, there's one.


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[Assistant] An expert in such things by any means, but I would think you would need something other than just gumbo to help.


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[Assistant] And you know, we had one pipe. I mean, it was pretty big, uh, pretty big dump. I think 40, 40 feet wide and about 80 feet long. And it's gone. It's gone. Nothing but the pipe.


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[Assistant] Uh, Phil's looking around, trying to assess blame on that deal. Oh, by the way, I got a.


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[Assistant] So it turns out one pipe wasn't enough. We need about three pipes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not on the first one, but going back to this morning. So I call size house. Right.


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[Assistant] Five times, you were there. Uh huh. I called the house five times, phone rang, no answer, no answer. I called Christine's cell phone, no answer, no answer. So I called my wife and I said, look.


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[Assistant] I say you go out to go wake up uncle side. She goes over to his house and wakes him up. You were just out asleep for the still. And she said, she said, well, I went, I knocked on the door and Christine come up in a, in her night gown. She said they was all still asleep. And, uh,


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[Assistant] You did have a feed. Oh, I heard, the story I heard was Jase, uh, bought a bunch of shiners and caught Willie's fish out of his pond.


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[Assistant] Oh, now y'all, y'all do got the best mentors. So ours had a cricket side. You had the mentor side. What did you say?


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[Assistant] There's guys on YouTube, they got samurai swords, they're on skis. Yeah, they do it on skis with that.


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[Assistant] Being a servant attitude. Make sure y'all capture that on video.


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[Assistant] Those Asian cart wouldn't have been around back then. No, shouldn't have been. I wouldn't think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a car, but big, big. Oh, they, they sell goldfish around here for trot line bait. Oh, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] They have iguana guides now down in south Florida. Iguana guides. You can purchase an iguana hunt.


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[Assistant] I spent some time this last few days up in Springfield, Missouri at the Bass Pro Shops. They had a big event up there.


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[Assistant] At the event, uh, I guess Saturday morning.


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[Assistant] And when that national anthem started, I mean, I'm looking around, there's hundreds of people in this tent looking at hunt stuff from all walks of life. Okay. When they started singing, everybody within sight of where I was, stop what they were doing, took their leads off their head, put their hand over their heart and turn and face the direction where the flag was. Every not one exception.


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[Assistant] That kind of hit home with me, I thought was a pretty cool deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, uh, talking to some guys while I was up in Missouri and just telling stories and whatnot. And the one story.


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[Assistant] That was, I don't know if we've told it on here. I don't think we have. That was the most unbelievable story that they've ever heard.


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[Assistant] And the things that have happened to Phil and his lifetime are incredible. And this to me is top two.


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[Assistant] The most incredible things ever to happen to Phil Robertson in his lifetime. If people don't know your mother, granny, your Phil's mother went on the price is right.


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[Assistant] Didn't, didn't Harold take her there for her birthday or something?


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[Assistant] Phil's size older brother took her to California cause she loved the prices. How old was she at this time? 84. 84 years old. Sharp as a tack.


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[Assistant] And didn't win one showcase. She won both of them. Went to the prices right. Got called up.


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[Assistant] And she had told, this is the way the story goes, she had told all y'all that if she ever got up there.


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[Assistant] If Bob Barker called her name, she would win both showcases.


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[Assistant] She, they played that game, the, where they had the, uh, the grocery items. She got every one of them, not just close to the penny.


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[Assistant] We go back to the prices, right? So, so granny gets on there and, and not only wins one showcase, she wins both showcases, two new cars.


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[Assistant] So I saw the video, it's gotta be on, on the internet somewhere, Marriott Robertson, uh,


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[Assistant] Wins both showcases, prices right now. This is filling size mama. You can't make, you can't make that up.


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[Assistant] It's unreal. And look, she was such, so good with them numbers. You know what else is weird? My wife, every contact in her phone, she knows the number.


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[Assistant] But you know, it was wild now with the way TV works. Now you can go back and watch. Yeah, there it is. Nope. That man just got up on.


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[Assistant] Likes to hunt and fish. Yeaah, he'd be hard to hide though in the woods. Our friends over at Nine Line, they, they, they're buddies with him. They don't, they can't say enough good things about him. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] She's a mess. Be wild. She, her favorite thing to do now when she gets home, she turns on the Royal Rumble. And you know who her favorite wrestler is? The American dream, Dusty Rhodes.


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[Assistant] She loves her some dusty roads. Oh Lord. You know, I told, I told my wife, I said, you know, this greatest thing that could ever happen. My daughter's being influenced by dusty roads.


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[Assistant] But you know, it's back in them days, that was good wholesome entertainment. You know, they got a little risque, you know, uh, for a little while, but.


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[Assistant] But this back now to where it's, it's actually pretty fun to watch.


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[Assistant] And her favorite one is the 1992 when Ric Flair come in at number three and won the whole


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[Assistant] No, just keep, keep working. Keep on doing what you're doing. You can't, you can't stoop to that, to their level and you will be rewarded.


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[Assistant] Yeah. For, for hard work. Hard work always pays off. No doubt about it.


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[Assistant] We'll be coming up with some 50th anniversary duck calls. We're going to try to make them out of Cyprus.


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[Assistant] Welcome back, we're in the duck call room ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] It's a grind of a duck season, so if the energy seems a little down, it's cause we're all worn out. Let's just call it what it is.


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[Assistant] I like that. I actually do like that because I watch Yellowstone.


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[Assistant] Kevin Costner's character said an interesting line that I thought in there. He said,


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[Assistant] The problem started when humans started living on the earth instead of living with the earth.


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[Assistant] That's when the problem started. And that's kind of what you're hitting out there.


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[Assistant] Right? I mean that's one of the relationships you're talking about here.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, he's been here since the beginning of time. No, no, cause then it went all...


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[Assistant] So eh, sometimes it's a blind and sometimes it's a shield. It just all depends on what's going on.


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[Assistant] Hey, when every day's a matter of life and death, you figure it out. We got it pretty well made on that end of it.


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[Assistant] I guess they get chewed. I'm going to size house one night for movies.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't doubt the boy watched it. Oh, no, no, no. I just don't know where he finds it. But if you- Alright, real quick.


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[Assistant] And he found a way to make something out of a trash coconut.


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[Assistant] Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is hilarious. Oh no. I wanna see Si narrating nature. PBS. We need to make that happen.


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[Assistant] Tommy John Loungewear is so comfortable and good looking, you can and will be wearing them everywhere.


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[Assistant] Double whammy. Si, look, I know in February you're going to Texas, right? Yep. When you're out there, get one of them boys that's got some of that night vision. Cause there ain't many lights out there in South Texas. And just look up with that night vision and let me know what you see. Cause I just did it about two weeks ago. No, no, no. It's incredible.


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[Assistant] She's below a lake or a city or what? City. Oh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It'd be scary. When you look, when you look through that night vision stuff up there, that, that part of the Bible where they're talking about the number of stars in the sky has a whole new meaning. Cause there's a bunch of them you can't see with your eyes. No, no. Well, they've got. And then you light him up and you're like, Oh boy.


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[Assistant] I'm not stopping you, but that's impressive that you know there's 88 name constellations.


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[Assistant] Okay. My, oh, there's somebody asking are there 88 or 89? It's 88. Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] We up against time too. Let's take another break. We'll be back.


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[Assistant] He knows about an octopus that lives in a coconut. That's right. He knows there's 360 joints in a human body.


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[Assistant] Johnny D? No. Survey says? Survey says Jay Stone. Huh? How many miles of veins and arteries? 100,000.


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[Assistant] I've been noticing you here at the office a lot more here lately. You got a little something you working on?


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[Assistant] It's actually exciting. Because he couldn't get no better at golf. He had peaked at how good he could get at golf, so he needed something.


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[Assistant] I got an interesting question for you there then. Out of you crew, which one's a mule and which one's a donkey?


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[Assistant] So he's got the patience for it, that's what we're leaning into. But these can't run from him, they can only hide.


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[Assistant] Don't be like Omar Orochi and Kelly's heroes. Well, it's about like that time you had me and Jep dig up your backyard looking for a Vietnamese dong. All we found was a can of quarters.


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[Assistant] Alright, well let's take our last break and we'll get in that mail bag when we come back.


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[Assistant] All right, we're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the email address. Johnny D is the gatekeeper of that. So send him all your things. All the stuff.


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[Assistant] So what are we going to be doing? What's that? About what heaven look like? Yeah. Yeah. Like ducks everywhere.


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[Assistant] I agree with that. Start with a New Testament. Then it won't be so overwhelming. Go back and pick up that Old Testament history lesson at the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's going to be a bunch of names in there you try to keep straight. Man, it's like a, it's like a family tree that, and they all got two vowels in them. They got 17 consonants and two vowels.


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[Assistant] And that's what Jase told me too, whenever he, whenever I studied, he said, start in John, cause that's, in his opinion, it was the closest personal account of Jesus.


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[Assistant] If you want an easy read, go to Psalms and Proverbs because those are just kind of fun.


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[Assistant] And if you ever find yourself struggling, go read about our boy Job.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, I will come down there. I'm going out. You don't do read.


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[Assistant] And I'd look over there, and he'd be over there, and look, it looked like a size of a quarter blood spot.


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[Assistant] And I said, that's about, I said, uuuh. I said, that ain't no way. I said, I can't believe you let Tommy talk you into that crap.


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[Assistant] Just those two. Yeah. There's no downside to it. Wipes out the rest of them. Yeah, there's no downside to it.


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[Assistant] For all the people that he went to school with and his senior class, that he was going to preach the gospel to each and every one of them. And he did. Okay. And actually converted and baptized a whole bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing. Okay. When he was growing up, you know, uh, and it's kudos to my sister, Jen, who she's at home in heaven right now. Amen. You know, with the rest of the family, but anyway, we all told Kay.


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[Assistant] When he was running with the devil. Go ahead and leave him. You and your kids start a new life and get on with your, with your life. Cause he'll never change.


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[Assistant] Jan, Jan, every time we talk about it, Jan said, y'all, all your his family and you should all be ashamed of yourself. She said, because you have no idea.


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[Assistant] How many people he's going to bring to Christ one day? And we all look to Jan like she's out of her mind.


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[Assistant] You know, but hey, then fast forward 50 years and here we all are. Okay. And every, everything we've got. Okay. It comes from the three guys upstairs. Okay. The father, son, Holy spirit.


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[Assistant] She's seen it and, and, you know, Bill Smith was the one that went into a beer joint to preach the gospel to Phil. Okay. And the only reason he did is James Robertson was not going to leave him alone.


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[Assistant] Cause she asked him, you've got to go preach the gospel to my brother.


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[Assistant] The only man that could have reached him was Bill Smith.


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[Assistant] Your past, your past is dark, there's no record.


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[Assistant] What I was gonna say a while ago is that look, the Father, Son, and Old Spirit are not real to most people. It's real to us. They're real. Okay, they exist.


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[Assistant] Well I look at, I look at creation. How somebody can see all this beauty.


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[Assistant] Okay, and how perfect everything is.


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[Assistant] You would think they were venison. You would think it was venison steak.


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[Assistant] Well, you got a problem there because there's a bunch of them in my deer stand I used to turn out out there. Y'all built that big hotel I use as a deer stand.


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[Assistant] That food, you know, coons like cat food.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeah, but my wife was putting out cat food and she come in there one day and she went out there to pour some in there and one of the bag was gone. That's a 50 pound bag. She's good Greek. That's the second one I bought this week.


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[Assistant] And I said, maybe, I said, you guys should stop feeding all these cats in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] So that night she poured out some in a bowl and put it on the porch and I heard something out there and I clicked on the light and hey, there was coons, three coons on the porch.


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[Assistant] And I'm here to tell you, we just get here, we talk for about 10 minutes, and then we start.


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[Assistant] We've already had the, the who dat versus who day discussion. I like that hat.


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[Assistant] Big Joe, I've reconfigured my Saints hat and put a picture of Joe Burrow over the Florida Lee and an EY over the AT. Who day? I've got the reason why.


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[Assistant] That was the most excited I've ever been over an NFL game that wasn't the same.


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[Assistant] That dude's cocky and I love him.


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[Assistant] And he's a Hall of Famer, probably. Absolutely, better be. 40 years old.


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[Assistant] Where Matt Stafford finally, you know, he deserves to be there, cause he got stuck in Detroit.


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[Assistant] Except now our coach at LSU is from Massachusetts and he tries to act like he's from here.


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[Assistant] And of what all is broken at the house that you ain't picked. I ain't worried about that. That's it. She can call a plumber.


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[Assistant] They said you bought this in 2020. Yep. They're all going bad. I was like, what? This podcast is about to get political.


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[Assistant] Sy, I got more emails. Emails on what? About your t-shirts. Good. Where do they get them?


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[Assistant] Well now I know today's Bible verse. Here's what I can tell you.


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[Assistant] Sy, are you ready for the greatest ad of all time? Of course I am. You know what it is, baby. Yep. Yep.


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[Assistant] I will eat that probably all tonight. Hold on, I think somebody emailed me.


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[Assistant] Can you tell me if you all received it? Yes ma'am, we did. Yes, we did. Hey, while we're on gifts, Eli from Charleston.


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[Assistant] Well, Eli, he wanted me to tell you, he sent me a letter. I never get letters, so he sent it to me.


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[Assistant] And he sent me a Michael Jordan basketball card from like, the year I was born. Wow.


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[Assistant] I'ma put this somewhere cool. I got it, pimp.


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[Assistant] An article or gas or, or picture. It says February 1st, which is tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but people are sending me pictures.


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[Assistant] Uh, that is a man doing an ad for light bulbs. You know, I can't


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[Assistant] My freezer doesn't have a light bulb, it's the worst. What?


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[Assistant] That needs to be clear, but yeah, I was watching Space Jam with my kids and said, I need one of these. It was $23 on Amazon. It was like the real deal.


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[Assistant] Check it out. I accidentally bought a handicap toilet one time. Accidentally. Well I just bought it. It looked like the normal toilet, but it was just taller, you know, for people that have trouble squatting. Yea, you needed a squatty potty to


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[Assistant] We're aware. Uh, but Cole from North Mancota, Minnesota. Minnesota. Minnesota. Mancota. He said, I love your podcast and I love Duck Dynasty. That's right next to Anoka. Uh, he even got to take a selfie with Godwin. Uh-oh. Hey, we got it. All right. Last year at men's ministry. Good damn. That's my Minnesota accent. I don't know if it's any good.


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[Assistant] So look, I need some advice. He's 23 years old and this year he's going to preach his first sermon to his, he calls it a Christian group. I don't know if that means church or young adult group or what. He has what he wants to share written down, but he doesn't know how to present it to them without getting nervous.


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[Assistant] Thoughts, comments, suggestions, speaking, public.


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[Assistant] Um, one of my favorite stories is when Willie was backstage with Luke Bryan and Luke was opening up, it was like when he wasn't, big deal. He was open up for somebody and he goes, Willie, you know how I do this every night?


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[Assistant] Willie's like, huh? And he goes, you gotta be confident son. And he just ran out on the stage. And so then I've probably seen Willie speak a hundred times in my life. And every time he'd look at me bright before he went on and go, you gotta be confident son. And he'd walk out there and he'd do his thing. So you do have to be confident. And even if you're not confident, just do it anyway.


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[Assistant] Trey, he emailed in and has a question for John Godwin. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] And it, it's kind of a harsh question. Harsh. Why doesn't Johnny G wear a beard? Let's face it. Goatees are the best of the facial hair world and Al Robertson best at that.


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[Assistant] Why do you do the goatee instead of the beer? Just out of curiosity. It's just different. I like it.


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[Assistant] I've never tried. I had like a mutton chop thing for like 30 minutes on time.


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[Assistant] And now, uno más, uno más. Do we go serious? I got a pretty serious one. Let's do it. Yeah, why not?


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[Assistant] Hey, that's what Prince did. We're getting to serious preacher mode. Alright, let's go. Jesse in Pennsylvania. I know this email probably won't get read.


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[Assistant] But I would like to know your thoughts about babies that are lost due to miscarriage. Do you believe we will see them in heaven? My wife and I lost a set of twins last fall and just lost a baby last week. I hate to hear that. We'll be praying for you.


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[Assistant] And he said, love the show. Uhm, so there's the question, miscarriage, and what we think about it, what it, mm, heaven. I'll, I'll lead it off.


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[Assistant] It's tough to do with. Allison, we haven't probably told hardly any people this, but I remember Allison, she was pregnant after Carter that it didn't work all out and it was pretty early.


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[Assistant] So I didn't really feel a lot of pain cause it was so early and I like, I don't know that that makes a difference, but she felt a ton of pain. And I fully think one day I'm going to get to heaven and I'm going to have Carter, Benz.


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[Assistant] Lottie and Tiger, because Allison wouldn't let me name either of my boys Tiger. And so that's maybe his name, but I fully think that. I think conception starts in the womb. That's why I'm against abortion and all that stuff because that's a human being. God knitted together in Allison's womb.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, me and Allison, I really fought hard to name a child Tiger.


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[Assistant] I've had this Bible verse in store for, since segment two. It's actually my dad's favorite Bible verse.


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[Assistant] I got a text from, I got a text from Miss Paula last night, said, John left his phone and he said, you know, she said, we made it back. John's phone didn't.


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[Assistant] I was called up there in Tennessee where I was at too. I spoke just south of Memphis.


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[Assistant] They had all, they had all kinds of backstrap. They had pheasants. They had a transplanted cajun up there that made a duck gumbo. Yea, they had an alligator up there. No, it was, I mean, I didn't eat it. It looked good. It looked like gumbo.


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[Assistant] If it didn't look like suit, it looked like gumbo. But he, he from home originally, so he a, he a transplant. He had it going on then.


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[Assistant] But it was a good event. It was the first time they'd ever done anything like that in their community. So there's like 600, 600 people there. It was good. A bunch of kids, which was awesome.


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[Assistant] I said, well, it's an honor to be here on your first one, but I know why y'all preachers did this. Everybody looks at why.


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[Assistant] I said cause it can only go up boys. Only up? You start at the bottom and leave yourself room for improvement. I said that's why they brought me in.


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[Assistant] I said in probably five or six years I'll have Phil or somebody here. I said, but for right now, I'm your man. Let's roll.


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[Assistant] Even over there in West Tennessee, that gold vol's blood is strong. Very strong. That whole place went nuts when I told them I married a vol. I said, Lord, here we go. That is one of the reasons I married her though.


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[Assistant] Cause she's from Tennessee? No, cause she's a volunteer fan. You wanted one of them to pay on it, didn't you?


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[Assistant] If you can be a Tennessee Volunteer fan, there's one diehard characteristic about you.


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[Assistant] Loyalty. Loyalty. You ain't a bandwagoner.


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[Assistant] Give it a week. Si, what'd you do this weekend? Sit at the house?


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[Assistant] I love it. Them summer woodies way better than fall ones. I'm like, man, hey, why would you kill a wood duck in the summer?


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[Assistant] Like, it happens though. Poor thing.


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[Assistant] It was. Just pay your fine and move on. Of course they take them for evidence. So, you know, but.


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[Assistant] Nope, but that's just part of it. Good night. What? That's terrible. Take your ducks around me if you shoot them illegal. Mhm. And your gun and your truck.


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[Assistant] Yesterday, on a Sunday. On a Sunday. Sunday morning at Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] And I see this old white truck just whip in curlies in a hurry. So I'm like, well, man, they must need a dog or something. Or some dog food. Well, I, I.


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[Assistant] So I get it, I didn't think no, no, I mean, I kind of crap back as you can look back on our cameras and see that I obviously thought something was weird, but you know, I was like.


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[Assistant] Well, they pulled up on the carport. They just in a hurry to get their dog, you know, whatever. I ain't thinking nothing about it. So I kept on trucking. And then Curly called me about five minutes later.


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[Assistant] He said, hey man, can you let me in the office? I need to see the security footage. I said, for what? He said, somebody done stole my lawn mower.


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[Assistant] I said, well you don't need the security footage, it was an old white F-150 single cab, had two boys in it.


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[Assistant] And he said, is it really? I said, yeah, that's, that's, I said, they just left there when I was there, or they had just pulled in when I was there.


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[Assistant] Show enough, about half mile up the road they caught em in the parking lot at the Hobby Lobby.


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[Assistant] With his push mower in the back of their truck and a single cab wide F-150.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And a gas can and a two gallon can of gas.


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[Assistant] But the best part was, them stupid idiots did it and Curly's guy was there.


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[Assistant] Putting up the dogs. He come running outside. You can see it all on our security cameras. That's hilarious.


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[Assistant] He come running outside looking like the old lady on the paperboy game, you know that video game you used to have come out there. That's what he looked like with his hand up in there.


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[Assistant] But he had a flat tire and had to get dropped off at work. Now see,


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[Assistant] You thieves, if you listen to this, you could take an example. This boy had a flat tire and had to get dropped off at work, which is another reason your moron self got caught, cause he showed up to work.


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[Assistant] Hey, well look, according to the old boy I talked to said their rap sheet's about seven, seven pages worth.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna put him on. A direct quote from what I heard in the background of the cop as he was explaining if, if what he had was a vehicle I saw. I can give you this direct quote. He said, I'm tired of seeing your face. That's what the police told the boy.


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[Assistant] And then all I could hear the old boys saying was don't tow my truck, don't tow my truck, don't tow my truck. I said alright, sounds like you got it handled buddy, I'll holler at you later on. So let's take our first break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Si is right, your 360 joints can take a beating with daily activity and just plain aging. That's why your joints hurt constantly and ruin your sleep. Si takes Omega XL. Because of the science, when we're young, our bodies produce SPMs. That's nature's way of keeping joints healthy. But as we age, we don't produce enough SPMs, which could be why Si was in pain.


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[Assistant] One of the most oft when I was at TP Outdoors, uh.


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[Assistant] Stolen pieces of equipment. Duck calls.


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[Assistant] Put the clam shell in the tank of the toilet and put that duck call in a pocket.


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[Assistant] And walk out with. I gotta go check the tank of the toilet. Huh, you better look there.


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[Assistant] There's probably rappers and everything else up in there.


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[Assistant] Nah, they got a little surface area too. That way if you do it, it tears a package and somebody will probably hear it. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Folks at home, pick up your telephone, call Walmart, ask for the sporting goods manager, see how long it takes you to get to that person. That was my first job here.


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[Assistant] I tried to commit larceny at Walmart. Oh no no. Broke a bank.


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[Assistant] So thank you for doing your job.


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[Assistant] I used to love them ugly stick commercials though, when I was a kid growing up they'd come on TNN and stuff. They'd take them and like lay them on the ground and bend them all the way over so they'd look, so look, what I'd do.


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[Assistant] Take a break, but I appreciate that commercial. This segment brought to you by The Flying Lure. Oh, sorry.


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[Assistant] I think everybody can agree on this. When you run a small business, your small business doesn't seem small to you because everything goes towards the bottom line. So everything is big business. Wouldn't you save money if you could, Goblin?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what I'm talking about. And you know what the ultimate save of money is? Time. Time is money. Don't waste either with repeated trips to the post office. With stamps.com you can skip the trip.


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[Assistant] And focus on how to take your small business to the next level. Stamps.com lets you print official postage right from your computer and saves you money in the process so you can spend less time at the post office and more time making your customers happy.


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[Assistant] Stamps.com saves you time, money, and stress. For more than 20 years, Stamps.com has been indispensable for over 1 million businesses and Duck Commander is one of those businesses. Stamps.com gives you access to all the post office and UPS shipping services you need right from your computer and you get discounts you can't find anywhere else.


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[Assistant] Like up to 40% off USPS rates and 76% off UPS. Whether you're an office and an invoice is a side hustle Etsy shop.


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[Assistant] Or a full blown warehouse shipping out order. Stamps.com will make your life easier. All you need is a computer and standard printer. No special supplies or equipment.


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[Assistant] You're up and running in minutes printing official postage for any letter, any package, anywhere you want to send. Stop overpaying for shipping with stamps.com. Sign up with promo code duck for a special offer that includes a four week free trial.


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[Assistant] Free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page and enter the code D-


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[Assistant] I saw somebody get all upset the other day in line at Academy because he didn't have his receipt and therefore.


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[Assistant] They couldn't swap it out. They had to give him the lowest advertised price because he didn't have proof that he paid full price and not on their sales price.


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[Assistant] And I'm not saying that the boy didn't pay full price, but we in 2022 son.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Up on the bank. He like that owl on that Tootsie Roll Pop commercial. Yeah. Never took him past three son, just.


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[Assistant] Stuff they make these days? No, them Shimano spinning reels are, they good. They fire.


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[Assistant] Well they look like it, but it's just, it's coated aluminum essentially.


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[Assistant] Bad move. So you was wide shooting back in your rock square.


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[Assistant] I mean you had top secret cleaners, so they thought pretty highly of you.


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[Assistant] Whoa, you didn't know that? Oh, this boy went around handcuffed to stuff, son.


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[Assistant] You talking about Desert Storm? The 90s? And all that? Yeah. Late 80s, early 90s? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's like the sports car tanks, right? Like highly maneuverable. Oh yea, oh yea. I'm just making sure he's thinking about that.


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[Assistant] So that had to pull me out. He liked me at the time I tried to get him Boyer's race car.


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[Assistant] I couldn't even get my leg through the window.


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[Assistant] I bet that's a pretty good shock. If you are going 80 and you shoot.


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[Assistant] Don't even know. They got inertia figured out.


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[Assistant] Ahh, and today's dad joke with Godwin. Ahh. I love it. Why are tomatoes red? Because they saw salad dressing.


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[Assistant] Let's take our last break, we're gonna get in that inbox. We're coming back. Right after this.


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[Assistant] No. I don't really get it. I started about that before I went to this.


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[Assistant] When you get to this, when you come back up like this,


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[Assistant] Uuuh, buddy, for about 2-3 minutes there, it's back like in high school again. Like you done had too many natural lights or something.


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[Assistant] Terrible. Them half a tamp of jewels. They wasn't for me. But I'll say this, the man went from probably what, two packs a day? A pack and a half, two packs. To like 10 of them half a tamp of jewels to nothing.


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[Assistant] And a matter, I'm talking about short, not long. It didn't like he used them as a crutch for long. He finally wadded them up one day, had his last one. I think I was there. It was at a poker night. He wadded the thing up and he says, I'm done.


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[Assistant] And just threw him down and I ain't ever seen him with another one. Now he's done with the game.


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[Assistant] But, uh, no, but he did. He just, he made up his mind one day and just said, forget it.


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[Assistant] But that's what I think Jason needs to hear because Jason, you ain't gonna not want to do this again.


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[Assistant] I was trying to figure out which one was your brother. Heavy, super heavy, or hunt?


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[Assistant] Asked you to clarify something. Did you say he was six years old? Sixty. Sorry. Sixty. Sixty years old.


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[Assistant] So you have an awareness. That's a good start. It's a good start. That's a good start.


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[Assistant] And I'm going to give our boys down the road a little plug here. Look, if you don't want to go to church, you're smart enough that you figured out how to use email. So you have a digital awareness.


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[Assistant] There's plenty of resources online you can watch from the comfort of your home.


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[Assistant] Phil, Jason, Al go through a lot of deep studies in the Bible where you don't have somebody looking there.


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[Assistant] Actually wondering if they're judging you or not because, you know, you've been cutting up. You can do this all by yourself with accountability. Right here.


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[Assistant] So there, there's tools that'll get you to a comfort level.


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[Assistant] Where then all of a sudden going to meet with brothers and sisters isn't such a big thing. So I would recommend for you starting there.


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[Assistant] Because you can do this all from the comfort of your home.


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[Assistant] Before you figure out where you need to be, what you want to do.


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[Assistant] This, that and other. There is an endless supply of resources via the interwebs. Use the interwebs for something good. It's rarely done these days.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can find them. They ain't hard to find. Most of them will find you when you ain't even looking for them.


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[Assistant] Did Phil Robson actually take a day off from duck hunting?


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[Assistant] Unless he was dying right there from sickness.


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[Assistant] Oh, they killed one today. Oh, thank you. Give him a break. He was a strike. Let it rest.


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[Assistant] Thank him back, okay. And, and I remember, okay, we all went to, that's when we hunted a creek up there, Cypress Creek, Second Slough.


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[Assistant] You know, and he said, boys, I just, he was throwing up. He said, I just can't go today.


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[Assistant] He was literally, I mean, every five minutes he's throwing up, or he had a wimp. Wimp was this? It's been all good 15 years ago.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe 20 years, but anyway, longer than that. Whatever. But anyway, he would said he was in his bed, laying there. And that was when he had just a bucket, taking a puke and he was in here. He's here.


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[Assistant] They're tearing them up. That's the last time I'm serious. No, that's the only time I've ever heard him say, no I ain't going.


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[Assistant] And hey, ducks have a whore. Okay. And look, 4.30 in the morning with throwing decoys out.


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[Assistant] And then planets start exploding. And no, no, yeah, we look up and we see in 45 minute timeframe, we see 17 different shooting stars.


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[Assistant] Just a giant, it looked like the sun going across the sky at dark.


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[Assistant] It was awesome. And look, it gets right above us and guess what?


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[Assistant] A little piece breaks off of the tail of it. Now there's a big one and a small one going across. And Phil says, boys,


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't think y'all are understanding what you're looking at here. And we said, what are you talking about? He said, that is a giant planet, probably just bigger, bigger than Earth, just one we're standing on looking up at, burning, burning up going across the sky.


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[Assistant] And then somebody said, I wonder where it's going to hit. Hopefully not the Rio Grande. But look, you got to think about this, 17 different things going across the sky burning up and falling.


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[Assistant] And, and I said, well, what do you want us to do? And we said, Hey, look, we're out here. We're in Albuquerque, north of Albuquerque, Mexico on the Rio Grande river. You don't know my location. Okay. And tell me, you have to unlock our pickup. It's locked up.


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[Assistant] Hey, and the keys are in it. And they said, uh, step back from the vehicle, please. And you heard, click.


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[Assistant] Okay. That was weird. I said, they said Stan Babble because they shot a bean, so I didn't like it. That's why it was zzz. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] Ah, hey, it ain't no telling. Probably some deal up there in space. There's the unlock.


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[Assistant] Now there's no way they gave it the location. Okay, that's why.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we're in the world now, it's unreal. Do you realize?


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[Assistant] We actually watched part of the Iraqi war. We do? On CBS. Where? Yeah. You know, there's a guy standing there saying, this is so and so reporting and you hear.


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[Assistant] Well guess what, that cruise missile was going to a target.


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[Assistant] You know what? That's where we're at folks. We're in the insane.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. You know, the Wild Wild West... Where does everything go? ...was mild compared to what we got going on today.


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[Assistant] You got one of them doorbell cameras? No, no, no, no, no. See, I believe in the Almighty. Okay. His video is running 724, 365.


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[Assistant] I took it as your advice. Your advice was, you called me on the phone and said, hey, I said, what did y'all get today? He said, one. That's okay. He said, don't even bother getting out of bed. I said, you got that? Roger. Roger. Roger that.


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[Assistant] He plants all the food plots, okay. He feed, uh, fills all the feeders up, all the protein feeders, all this stuff. He puts out, uh, rice bran and all this stuff, okay.


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[Assistant] And then he, he puts out our camera, trail cameras. Okay. They take pictures and hey, he forms what he calls our hit list. That's it. Okay. After, after all of this is collected, all this data is collected.


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[Assistant] And he makes a hit lift. Well, we had eleven on the hit lift. Eleven. Yeah. We had. We got one more. It's twelve. Okay, but we, we've already, you know, and here's what I like about it. Okay.


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[Assistant] You gotta think about that. We put Levin Deer on the hit list, okay, and here's the cool part, look at that. Not one person's killed him. It all takes different people.


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[Assistant] Willie got a big buck, whole dusty bottom. I got a good eight point. BK got a six point. He killed a big ten point.


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[Assistant] David Martinez just killed. You're like, are you the historian down there? I don't know. He's rattling them off. He keeps the diary. I love it. Okay. Cause look, every time we go now.


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[Assistant] Like the other afternoon after I shot my eight point, we went back two days later and we was after another one. Okay. But, he didn't show up.


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[Assistant] Okay, but two big pretty eight point stitch yours. One of them was two year old, one of them was three year old. Yep.


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[Assistant] You know what you're looking for. Well, no, no, you get to see all these big pretty bucks running around on the property.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's you're going to shoot. Cause I enjoyed watching them too. You know, we got, uh, we got what? Four does out there, I think. And one buck. Or two bucks. Yea, it was two bucks. A button head and a little four point.


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[Assistant] He was real spooky and he was a young eight point, you know, he real spooky. He'd go behind them, you know, then, then I looked at you.


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[Assistant] That's a first. That's what happened. Boom, boom. Both of them. Shoot. Okay.


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[Assistant] You said you may have said to say 40, you told me 420.


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[Assistant] I just drink four. You miss a lot when I'm by myself. In my humble opinion.


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[Assistant] It's a humble one. Well no, no, because I, I rather, I would rather have the cat than because you're actually really, you hit him and it did a little drag to it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Or what you're doing. If you're just sitting there like that around dumpster stuff.


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[Assistant] So you missed that, you know, you missed that with the fire rig. You just looked at the pole does it. Then you pick it up. But it's something to have it in your hand and they hit it. Especially when they're hungry.


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[Assistant] Okay, you throw it and you get on copy. You've got those that, that, yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I had a place that I, I've done, uh, outside of Fort Pope on Bundick Lake. I did it now under Atlanta. And look, here's the way they bit.


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[Assistant] You'd throw a shiner out there about four foot deep with a cork, and all they'd do is they'd come up and just, TUNK! And the cork would go about that size in the water.


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[Assistant] They'll come up and your cork will be sitting there upright and then it'll lay over.


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[Assistant] That's why when you're spider rigging, you miss that BOOM. I like to feel them knockin'.


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[Assistant] Talk about that, look, hey, there were two divers, he was in Kentucky, big lake Kentucky, I don't know what lake.


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[Assistant] I know it may have been. But anyway, look, they got the twin, uh, tanks on their backs. Oh yeaah. And they're inspecting the dam.


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[Assistant] So they go down, you know, and they got a big light thing turned on, you know, and they're, actually they just go down so they touch it and then they turn the light on and start, you know, checking, checking the dam, make sure it ain't cracking or whatever. I don't want that job. And no, no, and they both, they both look at each other.


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[Assistant] And you sound like you tell me, I feel weird, like I'm being watched.


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[Assistant] Well they turned around and shined the light.


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[Assistant] No, no, when they turn and shine the light, there's six catfish. Okay. And they're, hey, the bubbles, they started, they started slowly going up.


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[Assistant] Okay, because, you know, they come walking out of the water and taking off their tank, the guy was there and he said, you ain't been down for five minutes, what's the problem?


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[Assistant] And they said, uh, we're done. And he said, oh, you couldn't expect it. You couldn't expect five feet of it. And that length of time, he said, oh, we're not inspected anymore. We're done. Where did you hear this story? No, no, no, no. It was in a newspaper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what they saw was, they saw like six catfish that could swallow them and them two big tanks.


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[Assistant] But anyway, it was six of them behind them, cause they just said, I feel like something watching me. When they did turn the light on, it was six of them bad big boys. Okay. And then he said, Hey, they could have swallowed me and these tanks whole.


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[Assistant] He said, so that's why, no, I ain't going back down there. But I did see on the Amazon river, they caught one big yellow catfish, yellow and brown. It took three men. They hold them in shallow water.


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[Assistant] It's got, one's got his head, one's got the middle of him, and one's got his tail. Okay, and I'm telling you, this thing was from me to you.


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[Assistant] Three grown men, big men, are holding this thing in their arms. And I mean, hey.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Whether he saw it in person or in a picture. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Last night, they don't know what it is. Okay, and this was on the news.