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[Assistant] Not them. So she said, so a small town here in North Georgia closed school last week for the opening of a Panda Express.


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[Assistant] But, yeaah, I gotta call time out on Georgia.


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[Assistant] Also, those cookies had some of them.


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[Assistant] Email's in. Modern times. Modern dating. With four question marks. Kind of looking to ask a girl out.


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[Assistant] Didn't do it. Do I need to first ask her dad to date her or is it acceptable just to ask her out? We're good family friends so just wondering if that's something that I should do.


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[Assistant] Time out. If you're 30 and she's 20, don't ask her dad, don't ask her, she's gonna say no if y'all been family friends for this long and you've been waiting on her. Don't make me hear that.


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[Assistant] Anyway, firstpeter55, in the same way, you who are younger, submit yourselves to your elders. All of you, clothe yourselves with humility towards one another because God opposes the proud that shows favor to the humble. So I thank you for doing this. Why are you patting me on the shoulder? I should be patting you.


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[Assistant] I got short-legged britches on, you saying it's cold? Yeaah, but you know it was cold because I already asked God when he wore underwear today. That's how you know it was chilly out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is where when you go fishing, you've got that one compartment in your boat that's just closed. That way you got options. You can get into short-legged britches if you need to, but you can slap that jacket back on for the run back to the ramp.


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[Assistant] In fact, Osiris is short. He may be like one of them South African professional hunters. I'm seeing parts of Goblin's legs I ain't seen in a minute. What's up Steve Irwin? They awful wild. I like how I said it's


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[Assistant] Oh man, I ain't seen your head that color in a long time. It generally stays a healthy shade of red up there.


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[Assistant] He apparently puts in a request and we fulfill his request. They're filming a cooking show or something.


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[Assistant] He wants to claim. He's got trust issues. He don't even trust gobbling to clean his fish. So if you don't trust gobbling.


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[Assistant] That one was. That was pretty bad.


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[Assistant] Now, the difference was, that one was bad.


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[Assistant] Really, some other name? Well, he had to change his name, he couldn't go nowhere.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to figure out how a man can remember all that but can't manage to work a cell phone.


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[Assistant] It don't work. Well you are right now because when you call it, it says this call are not available.


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[Assistant] Hey, you left and it got clean. That's all I'm going for. I prefer the old one because it's all I've known.


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[Assistant] I agree. I mean, as a man who's watched her shorts fall off of you for 12 years now, you do deserve better.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't agree. And if sweaty or chafe, describe your parts down under. This time try the ultra comfy underwear. Look, Louisiana wearing that weird part where we're about to go from winter to summer.


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[Assistant] And that's from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Yeah, and that, that, that is no lie. And that's a, that's a rough transition down there.


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[Assistant] I think you got your first day with your phone and going to see Ted like mixed up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I remember once I came into work the next day and told that I about died. When did kids come out?


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[Assistant] So you didn't go see Ted too then?


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[Assistant] I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall though when the first time that he went on one of them ramps in there and just seen Sy's face.


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[Assistant] And then he got sucked in by Ted. Well, he used to sit in cars and look at them.


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[Assistant] Would you go to a drive in if it were available to you today? Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Can you confirm what Si is saying is true? Is that why y'all went to the drive-in?


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[Assistant] And not because of doing what they were doing, but if I sit in one spot that long. But you, that's what I'm saying. You can get out and walk around. You remember that problem you had of not being able to sleep? I don't have that issue. You just go to sleep in the movies? At all. If I'm idle for 45, 50 minutes. Boy, you will now with all the chairs they got in there. Yea, I just go to sleep. Eh, snooze time. That's just what I do.


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[Assistant] We're gonna need more than a million dollars to be made to make this work.


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[Assistant] I mean a drive-in would be a cool place to take your kid. Cause like then they're not bothering other people at the movie theater.


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[Assistant] Well that's what everybody grapes about now. But they still go do it.


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[Assistant] A very large fan of Central Heat and Air. I would want to say I'm anti.


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[Assistant] You know, winter? Oh yeaah. Yeaah, our winters now are terrible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that way, hey, she wants to get warm. It rains every other day now.


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[Assistant] I liked it. There was an arcade and everything. Didn't we film a Doug Dynasty episode? There's a drive in here.


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[Assistant] So, well let's take another break. I'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com, that's the email. Hunter, look alive. If we, if we do run a little short on time, I guess what? Let's just throw Hunter's Instagram up there and talk about that. It is a loud ride. I love it.


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[Assistant] To the world. You just thought your house was good, didn't you? No, no. And I do have a question, because all y'all have raised kids, why don't they ever go in the same direction?


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[Assistant] They're very resourceful creatures. Yeaah, both of them can climb way better than I can. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Now you gotta keep on whaling to climber. Is that saying a lot? I'm saying that I'm grossly overweight, but that's fine. I'm just making sure that you're not.


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[Assistant] No, but they're better at it than I am. I'm a terrible climber. They don't need near as big of a perch to get a foothold. Just a little knob is enough for them.


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[Assistant] Well, if it's on eating, Wailin' got a lot of catching up to do.


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[Assistant] Ah, but no, I just, yeaah, I thought I'd share that. It's, it is, uhm.


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[Assistant] Nah, I mean, they take them off from time to time and think it's funny, but...


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[Assistant] But I'll generally, yeah, I'm like, side though, I'll wear it in the bin, but like, it seems like after the first time I take it off, I don't ever put it back on, which is, cause then it's just a process.


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[Assistant] But I would just say if the difference between wearing a hat and not wearing a hat keeps you out of church, then.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a really, I think a really easy fix to all of this. Shave your head. Get a haircut. That too. Just get a haircut. If you don't want to fix long hair, get a haircut. Am I weird?


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[Assistant] My grandfather was a preacher. I didn't ever wear a hat when I went to his church. Yeah. Because I knew. No, no.


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[Assistant] That he had a certain set of expectations and that wasn't nothing on


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[Assistant] Well buddy, let me tell you something. Every time you sang in church, you sang it for me.


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[Assistant] I always sat on the same pivots. I just scoot down to the right.


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[Assistant] This is fascinating. I didn't do any of the work. I mean, I did, but...


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[Assistant] You know, high five after that, like the whole process, like that wasn't me. So I said, I mean, I'll help you and I will agree with you. But at the end of the day, if it's a decision to be made, it's yours.


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[Assistant] Cause Jackson's middle name is my grandmother's maiden name. Was that your suggestion or? Well, cause her, her middle name was Nash or her maiden name was Nash. Brittany is originally from Nashville.


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[Assistant] So like, I mean, that one just made perfect sense. Yeah. And that grandmother like kept me all during the summers and I mean, we were, we were tight as tits.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. No, a hundred percent. So I mean, the fact that she honored that request, but if she would have said, I hate it, I'm going to name this, but okay, you're carrying the child, not me. So.


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[Assistant] It'll probably be a good welder. Jason Silas. No. Willie Silas.


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[Assistant] Name him. I got one final suggestion. You're on kid number four. Name him after whichever urologist you choose.


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[Assistant] Take your hat off. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Did you just slide all the way? I said, well, I at least had the forethought to back up the driveway. So I would be facing those out going down because last time I didn't and I backed down, that was pretty, you know, my mailbox right there. Yeah. So you.


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[Assistant] Things get a little squirrely on that, but going down face first, I slid the whole way. But.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm glad it got that way because duck season is the best I've ever seen in my life right now. In your life.


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[Assistant] In my life. That's amazing. In North Louisiana. Is everybody killing them? Yeaah. I think so. Yeaah. You guys been doing that?


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[Assistant] We killed him and I was like, well, you expect that, right? Cause nasty weather coming in, whatever.


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[Assistant] So the second day, I was looking on my phone at my trail camera and was like...


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[Assistant] Holy cow at the ducks. So I called Clay, I said, we gotta go.


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[Assistant] And this is on the day where there's no school, nobody's open. I said, we gotta go. Either you stoppin' and gettin' me, or I'm pickin' you up on the side of the road, or somethin', but we gots to go.


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[Assistant] Getting there was a little fun, yea, you know, but we got a four wheel drive truck. As long as you give yourself ample time to brake and slide a little bit.


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[Assistant] The roundabout at Well Road, I wasn't expecting that to be slick.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, very slick. Yeaah, I got up to the roundabout and I just kept going. I was like, uh oh.


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[Assistant] Here we go boys. And then I got her in four wheel drive and you know, I kind of cut with it and then we were good. Straightened out and took off duck hunt. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you'll be fine. Just go slow, just like I'm saying. But that was my, I just went slow and everything. Slow and four wheel drive, I think.


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[Assistant] Cause then you get all the brakes working together and like, so if you do need to stop, you can, but.


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[Assistant] Now these people up north that listen to us might tell us I'm an idiot and you can do whatever you want to. That just worked for me.


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[Assistant] Now, I was supposed to go to Central Arkansas, go duck hunting, but I wasn't that brave.


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[Assistant] I didn't mind the 30 minute trek here to where I duck on every day.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't go in three hours from here. Then I almost got ran over by stone. Did you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, unbelievable. The four-wheeler was a good thing to own the last week. Yeah. Did y'all freeze? Anything freeze in your house?


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[Assistant] Ours is built into the brick outside and the hot water intake froze. I mean it only froze for like 3 hours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that ice was so thick where the dust weren't. That was, that was brutal.


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[Assistant] Ice chunk under your foot in mud equals


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[Assistant] Yeah. In the cold water. In the really cold. Has anyone checked on Godwin? Oh wow. Yeah, no, I haven't. Has he touched cold water in the last three days? What? He did post one of the funniest reels I've ever seen. For some reason, Godwin


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[Assistant] Of all people was filming a beaver walk across ice, and then the beaver just fell through the ice.


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[Assistant] Did you not see that? I didn't see it. I mean, I don't know how John Godwin of all people catches that. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, Johnny deal. I have to pull it up and you can watch this thing and it's Godwin narrating it. So it's like, it's pretty funny. I mean, it's, yeah, it's just a beaver that just falls through the hole, but it's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's cold. Yeaah, watch Galvin's deal here. There he is up there. Yeaah. He may have done one on the story where he was talking.


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[Assistant] Just fall through the ice. Trap door. Big ol' fat 50 pound beaver. But of course, gobble. Why?


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[Assistant] I've found with ducks, once the temperature reaches like somewhere between 20 and 25 degrees, they'll get up and start milling around looking like,


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[Assistant] And so they'll get up and start looking, and if you were there and did the work...


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[Assistant] They're like, ooh, that thawed, that looks good, let me go down there. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. So now we cheated. We just turned the whale on.


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[Assistant] And left, but we didn't hone them in that. We just let them sit there. We let them rest and hang out there. Cause that was right in front of the camp. We were sitting there watching like 5,000 ducks at 70 yards. Just chill.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I got some trail cam videos of how they work together to clear that. Yeah. I got some on my phone from this.


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[Assistant] Well, these actually, the water had thawed and they kept feeding right on the edge, like knocking little chunks off the ice and they just kept expanding the ice this way. It was cool. They got a big hole in here and here come everybody.


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[Assistant] It takes all kinds. We can't hunt at your house.


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[Assistant] So Johnny D, I just got a question for you. Before you look, I'll rock it. How many subscriptions do you think you got?


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[Assistant] But the annoying part used to be, you had to sit on hold, do all the things. You ain't gotta do that with rocket money. Watch, Martin.


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[Assistant] So easy. He's gotta re-enter his password and then everything's good to go.


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[Assistant] And that can help save you a ton of money. Look, and if you got bills you're paying too much for, they can help you out with that too. They can negotiate to lower your bills for you.


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[Assistant] Sometimes buy up as much as 20%. All you gotta do is take a picture of your bill, rocket money takes care of the rest.


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[Assistant] They put me in the Si microphone. Well that's cause he beats on the table. Si? Rebuttal?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a huge box. Show and tell time. Okay. Is this a gift?


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[Assistant] You're trying to get rid of your truck? You ain't got rid of that thing yet? Really? Gator flames. Have you done a shameless sales pitch on this podcast? Let's do it.


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[Assistant] So what's the price for me to get you to put me on your truck? Yeah, I want to be beside you. I'm interested.


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[Assistant] Oh, I do have something I gotta run by you, though, before we get out of here. Oh, we'll talk about it tomorrow morning. We're going duck hunting.


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[Assistant] I don't believe that. Oh, I told her she wanted to, if she liked the way our checking account looked, she'd throw that thing away.


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[Assistant] And there it went. She said, but it fits in my cup holder.


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[Assistant] They swapped it around. They figured out what was wrong. They ain't done. Like, man, alive. Stanley Cup, like she play hockey. Man, unbelievable.


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[Assistant] No, they just. Or just in design. Just the design. Oh wow, what a lot. Way to go Martin. I'm glad they enjoyed it. I didn't really have a lot to do with that to be fair. Okay, that's where I was.


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[Assistant] Now that's true cause he always in here asking for a discount. Not for them, for himself. It's wild.


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[Assistant] Well that's better than me. What's wrong with your phone? I called it today and it just says this person's not accepting calls.


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[Assistant] Well, he just waits to hear you talk on the answering machine. Well, that's it.


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[Assistant] I just say Si Martin, Si Martin, Si Martin.


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[Assistant] You tell me what you want. 20 or 28. Whatever you want. I got you. I don't care. I don't care.


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[Assistant] I like figuring out who the alpha is. Right now it's Jackson, just based off of size.


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[Assistant] That felt good too. Stiff as my back is. JD, let's jump in that mailbox a little early. Uh oh. Oh, sorry. Hold on. New headset. Jumping into it a little early. Yeaah. What's in there? Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Hello. That's the email.


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[Assistant] I'm just wondering how many, because I've been tagged in social media, we've been off like a week.


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[Assistant] You didn't know who he was? No. I did not know that. I reckon, I, I mean, I, here's what, I thought he looked familiar. I didn't, I don't think I've told y'all about this.


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[Assistant] So I'm busting it to get back for that, for that episode from Arkansas duck hunting. Like central Arkansas.


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[Assistant] And we smashed them that morning. So I wasn't leaving early.


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[Assistant] Like I was going to see that one through. Oh yeaah. And so, I'm.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm making up time. Down the back road to Arkansas and then I get here and I'm like, man, that guy looks familiar.


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[Assistant] But I don't know where I know him from. Then he gets to talking and I'm like, yeah, his voice sounds familiar.


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[Assistant] And then you say who he is, John Crist or whatever. And it still don't ring a bell at this point. He's got an awesome show. And you said comedian. And so I get home and I'm dead tired and Brittany's like, how was your hunt? Blah, you know, we're talking about today.


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[Assistant] I said, yeah, we had this guest on the podcast. His name's John Christ or something. He's a comedian. Buddy, I slept on the couch. You get in trouble? Because she was a fan of that man and he was in this room and I didn't tell her he was here.


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[Assistant] He's got like 2 million followers. Well, she's one of them. Yeah, me too. And she said, I've sent you so many of his videos. And I was like, that's why he looked familiar.


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[Assistant] But buddy, I got duly scolded. Yeah, you deserved it. Yeah, well, that's fine. And I appreciate that. But I also appreciated him taking the time to message me back and say,


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[Assistant] It's cool. Next time I come in town, she's welcome to come by. I said, you know, I remember them days where you show up somewhere.


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[Assistant] And then not only do they show up, but then their cousins and their uncles and their nephews from their school teacher and you know, everybody show up.


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[Assistant] So I ain't that kind of guy either, cause I remember those days, but he's like, no man, that's cool. He's like, he said, shockingly, I'm way bigger with women than I am men. And I was like, well, I can see that. I mean, you're wearing like nice clothes and stuff. Like, we don't care about that. Like, we're more into Jeff Oxworthy, you know, like bow-legged cowboys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, he didn't dress for that. They picked him up on the way there.


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[Assistant] I like it. Somebody's wearing a Cuban flag, not the American one.


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[Assistant] Last thing I'd want to put on a wound. What does the sign say? Beavers are like ninjas. They work at night and they're hard to find.


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[Assistant] Something weird from the Duck Dynasty days. There's a pair of boxers that were sold at Wal-Mart that had me on the left cheek.


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[Assistant] I mentioned it earlier. I don't know if we were recording or not, but I, there were so much stuff that we had with our faces on it that I never knew about. I mean, cause we were so busy. I was in a gas station one time and saw a Zippo lighter. I don't smoke.


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[Assistant] But everybody knows what Zippo Lighter is, and it had us on it, so I bought it.


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[Assistant] And the lady behind the register just looked at it, she looked at it, looked at me, looked at...


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[Assistant] She said is that you? I said yes ma'am. That's why I'm buying it.


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[Assistant] How many other Zippos have you sold today? You know, that's a premium lighter.


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[Assistant] You know, I know she ain't selling many of them at the, at the quick mark, you know, or whatever it was. I don't even remember where I was.


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[Assistant] If I had as much money as the rest of the free world thought I did, I'd buy that sucker.


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[Assistant] He'll kill himself. Send that to Christine and tell her you found size birthday present. Okay, I will.


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[Assistant] Kay gave Sy a Sports Illustrated jacket for Christmas cause you know, she was like St. Superfan there for a little while. They sent her a free jacket. She gave it to Sy. Sy wore that thing everywhere cause it had his name on it. I've kept up with it.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you want to do an ad still, Miss Mando, but I'm in. I'm just telling you right now, this is the best this room's ever smelled.


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[Assistant] Well first of all, hey welcome back! Yeaah, be kind, welcome our folks back.


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[Assistant] Now this is a problem. Somebody from Connecticut saw us on TV this Not Duck Dynasty. I'm not sure where this is going. Yes, it's worrisome. But here we go.


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[Assistant] It was CNN did the, did the pee. Oh, I'm sure they put a real positive spin on it. That's what they're known for.


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[Assistant] They throw outside teacups. They've bought stuff from us before. Yeah, it's Duck Call. Yeah, they've bought Duck Calls. They've bought teacups. They've bought, uh, Willie bandanas. I mean, you name it, like. So yeah, we're redneck. Willie's not redneck.


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[Assistant] Well, he's not, but there's nothing, I mean, arguably there's nothing more redneck than an American flag you can fold and wear around your head. That is true.


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[Assistant] I think Jimmy Redd was the grand marshal one time. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure like three years in a row, it went like Si, Mountain Man, Jimmy Redd.


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[Assistant] No, it can't, it's not that it can be, it is. It is funny.


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[Assistant] The further, yeaah, well, Redneck. The further northwest you go. Yeaah, well, Redneck implies some form of isolation.


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[Assistant] They're a different breed. Yeah, when you've got fewer people to talk to, you generally get more rednecks.


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[Assistant] Like there's generally not like a big redneck community.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's out. Out in the front yard. Out in the front. Yeaah, and then that stuff starts to disappear and then one of them gets labeled a thief and the whole thing falls apart. So that's why they moved out there by themselves.


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[Assistant] I mean, why wouldn't he be? That's true. The same with Mountain Man. Same, I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] I think it's lasted longer than like the city Christmas parades, cause you know why? This one's more fun.


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[Assistant] Also known as In-Law of Stone. That's right. Now he married in. That's right. He's my mother-in-law's nephew. There you go. Any other things making sense now?


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[Assistant] There's two words you need to know, Cody. Yes, dear.


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[Assistant] You don't get any say, and that's okay. Hey, guess what?


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, like, there are a lot of things you've had to consider before this in your life that you'll never have to consider again because it's already planned for you. Been planned. She's made the decision. Yes, that's fine. Like, family pictures. She picks what you wear. Done. I mean, it's like, we're going to this. She picks what you wear. It is fantastic. Embrace it.


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[Assistant] We're getting ready to go on a trip and she's got my little stuff. She's like, here, I want you to wear this, this because it all goes worse. I'm like, absolutely. No problem.


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[Assistant] And I love it. No, I'm right. Embrace it.


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[Assistant] Cause she knows me, like during the winter, I wear the same thing about three or four days in a row cause I ain't sweating and I ain't really doing a whole lot, so.


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[Assistant] And if they don't get changed daily, they at least get turned inside out. So it's cool. Yeah. But anyway, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] There are exactly two kinds of gifts in the world. O's and O's.


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[Assistant] But when you give Tommy John, your loved ones are that much more comfortable so they can do every better. And they actually know that they're loved. Once they put them on, they're like.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's what I'm talking about. You don't wear stuff that bore you. Nah. I mean, I'm just saying. That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. Well, they have, Sy.


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[Assistant] So this Christmas, if you're stuck and you want to know like, man, what can I get these folks? Tommy John books. I loves them and so will you when you get your Tommy John. Shop TommyJohn.com slash.


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[Assistant] Duck! Right now and get up to 30% off. Order now so your gifts arrive before the holidays. Get up to 30% off for a limited time at tommyjohn.com slash Duck! tommyjohn.com slash Duck! See site for de- And order your PJs.


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[Assistant] Was that like the last thing you unwrapped as a gift? Probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should get him something. What do you want? Is there anything like you're yearning for? I don't need nothing. Well, I'm not giving you poker.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'm not giving you Popeye.


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[Assistant] It's the birth of Jesus. Stone, what you getting now? She ain't listening to this.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm aware. You make a good pumpkin. About once, about once a month, I show up looking in the refrigerator in there and there's peanut butter pie. And I just sit there and lop it off every day for a week.


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[Assistant] You know how you can stomach pumpkin, surround it with a bunch of other things that ain't it. And then bake it in a loaf and say, man, that's good pumpkin bread.


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[Assistant] I think it would be, I just think you'd have to go to the freezer with it. Yep. And it'd come more like an ice cream pie, you know? I think that's where, I think that's where you'd have to go.


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[Assistant] So is it better, your opinion, to have them all at once? Or is it, you know, like a month at a time kind of a deal?


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[Assistant] Not a great trade, but I mean at least she feels like she wins 1 out of 11.


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[Assistant] We're not there yet. I mean, I can do that with a checkbook, I just gotta limit the amount of ink in the pen. That's the, yeah, hey.


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[Assistant] You have quite the footwear collection. I have a small one. Yeah. As you're saying this, I know where this is coming from.


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[Assistant] And he used to work next to me and I saw a lot of the frivolous spending that you're talking about, so.


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[Assistant] I'm not bad mouthing them. I'm, I'm asking. They never stepped on. Why would you steal them? Cause Legos are expensive.


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[Assistant] What's that? Sleeping. Well, it's a good thing he sleeps on a Helix mattress. Thank you. That actually makes you better at sleep because it's so easy, so comfortable because you got a mattress built for you.


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[Assistant] It is, because it is built for you, right? That's it. It's tailored, mate. Helix Sleep is a premium mattress brand that provides tailored mattresses based on your unique sleep preferences. The Helix lineup offers 20 unique mattresses, including an award winning Luxe collection.


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[Assistant] Mattress for big and tall sleepers. Hello. Guilty. And even a mattress made just for kids. Be needing that in a couple of years. And now Helix is bringing us their most premium mattresses yet with a new Helix Elite collection. Every Helix Elite has a built-in cooling cover, thousands of supportive coils, dual cushioning layers, and even lumbar support for a truly elevated sleep experience. How do you know which one you need? Easy. Go on there, take a quiz.


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[Assistant] And it was shipped straight to your door. Boom. For free, in a box, cut it open. Just like that. And if you're not happy with it, you got a hundred nights to try it out.


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[Assistant] There it is, because everybody is unique and everybody sleeps differently. That's why Helix has several different mattress models to choose from, each designed for specific sleep positions and field preferences. They have models for memory foam layers, models for more responsive foam to cradle your body and enhance cooling features.


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[Assistant] It's the best mattress we ever set up on and set up was easy and fast. Like I told you, it's shipped straight to your door in a box, cut it open, put it on your bed. You're good to go. Don't take our word for it though. Helix has been awarded the number one mattress picked by Wired Magazine. It is even recommended by multiple leading chiropractors and doctors of sleep medicine as a go-to solution for improving sleep.


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[Assistant] Plus, they're American made and come with a 10 or 15 year warranty depending on which model you get.


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[Assistant] Right now Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to helixsleep.com


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[Assistant] No, time out. I'm just wondering if Hunter's bought one with as much as he's laughing.


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[Assistant] Where in that, was that 2001, so was he driving the 8 or the 88 then?


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[Assistant] I thought the best thing, I thought the best thing I could do was keep my eyes in front of me or looking at my feet and get out of there before dark.


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[Assistant] That was the only two things I was certain of. You don't want to like gaze and you want to be out of here before it turns dark.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's all off the suggestions of Boyer who said, don't go down Talladega Boulevard at night if you're not ready.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I said, you know what? I'm not, nor will I ever be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I knew that was your market. And now I guess now I see it's genetic. I mean, apparently.


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[Assistant] Belly button rings. True story. That is a 100% true story. What made her think like, yup.


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[Assistant] We gotta have Jan on here, cause now, now I need to know. That's a wild episode. That's what I'm talking about. Now I need to know what...


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[Assistant] Hey folks listen, have you ever dabbled in anything like this?


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[Assistant] Shoot us an email. I want to know. I don't ask for this often for y'all, but like I can see where this one hits home with our fans.


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[Assistant] Potentially. And I want to know if there's any other crazy things that y'all have ever bought a ton of and sold on eBay. I'm just, I'm curious.


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[Assistant] And you couldn't track people. No. It ain't like it is today.


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[Assistant] Trinkets, I guess you could say, that people have done that with on the interwebs. Oh, there's everything.


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[Assistant] At one point. Yeah, yeah, she sold a bunch of our stuff. I mean, she was a great dealer of ours.


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[Assistant] I know, that's what I'm saying, like, she was- That paid for-


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[Assistant] Janice got some side hustles in her. I know, and I guess the more I think about it, the more the Dale Jr. thing makes sense. Uhm, but, you know, she does sell crickets.


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[Assistant] Looks like we're going to move this set to the jiu-jitsu gym for a day. Cameraman. That needs to go on ESPN the Ocho. Hold on. Who better watch out?


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[Assistant] Let me tell you why Brucker tries different things. To see if he can turn a profit at it.


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[Assistant] Like this is a business decision.


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[Assistant] And then he'll hit stone on the backside for a cut of their membership. That's what Rutgers do and this is R&D.


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[Assistant] He's going to say, I got this house full of 12 guys that have anger issues. I'm going to get them to join your gym for doing that. I want a $5 per person cut per month off of their membership. If not, I'll take my business somewhere else. That's what Rutgers doing.


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[Assistant] Hey, if you do like to fuse on that rocket, you're going to find out what you're spending and how to save money, that's for sure. I like that.


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[Assistant] That's where Rocket Money can help. They step in for you, Sy. They can do it. And then when you want to cancel it, you know what to do, you get on Rocket Money and go in there and say, cancel.


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[Assistant] And they take care of the rest of it for you. I'm about to cancel NFL plus right now. Everybody thinks, oh, I'm probably spending 30, 40, 50 dollars.


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[Assistant] But that's what I'm talking about. Rocket Money sends you notifications, say, Hey, do you know you're doing this? Like, boom. Yes, I do kind of, I agreed to it, but let me check with Brittany to make sure she's still using it. Rocket Money is the personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, helps lower your bills.


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[Assistant] You can see all your subscriptions in one place and if you see something you don't want.


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[Assistant] Boom, cancel, it's done. You don't have to wait on hold and, and customer queues, all those things. They do it for you. So they'll even get you a refund for the last couple of months of wasted money and negotiate to lower your bills for you by up to 20%. All you have to do is take a picture of your bill and Rocket Money takes care of the rest. Rocket Money has over 5 million users.


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[Assistant] Five million people can't be wrong and has helped save its members an average of $720 a year with over $500 million in cancelled subscriptions.


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[Assistant] So if you want to join one of the 5 million and start adding your tally to that 500 million dollars, you can do it. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash duck. That's rocketmoney.com slash duck rocketmoney.com slash duck one more time.


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[Assistant] Well, they're the underdog, right? Well, in that case, side, did you think Florida State should have made it in?


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[Assistant] Here, no, I, and I quoted, somebody called me that night and I said, they asked me like, what do you think? And I said, well.


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[Assistant] I think that Alabama is better than Florida State currently, as far as best teams in the nation. I said, but Florida State earned the right to be there. Was my opinion on it.


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[Assistant] So whether or not Alabama is or isn't better to me doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Because they earned the right to be there. And then if you look at it, I know this ain't college football podcast.


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[Assistant] But if Alabama's quarterback goes down with three games left and they win the SEC with their defense, do you leave Alabama at home?


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[Assistant] Well Jordan Travis is the reason Florida State's not in it. Because he, he's, he got his leg broken.


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[Assistant] I'm of the opinion on this whole thing. I think that they got the four best teams playing football right now.


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[Assistant] But I also think Florida State deserved the right to be there. What about Liberty? Did Liberty deserve to be there? You're right. They're undefeated. They earned the right to be there. Yeah, no. Liberty, get out of here. Go do whatever you do.


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[Assistant] That's why I said they, they earned to be there. I don't think they're one of the four best teams, but they deserve the right to play because of what they did.


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[Assistant] That's 12 and 1. That's the same deal though. If you did it with, if any, if you swap them with any SEC team that that happened to, would you leave them out? No.


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[Assistant] I would love for side to be the president of that committee. I don't trust anything that is ran by a committee. My favorite part, somebody said it's full of a bunch of committee people that have never even played the game before.


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[Assistant] Cold water? Gabba? No, he owns a boat? Have you listened to this podcast?


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[Assistant] No, it was wild though. I got video of me doing it. Here you go.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was so winded retrieving that deer. It was the wildest thing ever though. I mean, it was like, we blood trailed him and then he got on the bank of the lake.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And where's Godwin filming? He's right there cheering me on.


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[Assistant] No, that's W.E. and W.E. zoomed in. W.D. didn't even get within 20 feet of the water because he's afraid he'd get caught up in having to do something.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah, he's allergic to work. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A little. You'll see it here in a minute. Butt shot? No, not in the butt. About second rib. And you drug that sucker.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I hated life after that for a little while. You're a nice guy.


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[Assistant] Well, thank you. Yeah, I mean, you know, here's the deal. It was Godwin.


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[Assistant] That man unquestionably would do anything I asked of him that didn't involve getting belly button deep. So it's cross deep on me, so it's belly button deep on Goblin.


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[Assistant] He ain't doing that. He's not, I mean, that's a phobia, a fear, whatever. And I respect that we all have irrational things that we're scared of or bothers us or whatever. Horses. So, yeah, cameraman Jared said, well, I'll go get him. And I was like.


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[Assistant] Buddy, we don't pay you enough to retrieve our deer. So that's not, that's out. One, I said, plus who's going to document this process? Like we, we, I'm not filming this, so.


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[Assistant] I took off everything I had except for my bass layers and there I went. Took off.


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[Assistant] Cause it was just so weird. I looked out there, we got to the edge of the water and all of a sudden the blood just stopped. And I'm like, well, this don't make no sense. I mean, he's bleeding good the whole way.


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[Assistant] And so I just, I was just looking around and I finally just, something made me pick my head up and I see is, is one side of his main beam sticking out of the water and I said, no. Nooooo.


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[Assistant] I was like, that can't be him. Yeah, that's him. And then I got to dissect and...


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[Assistant] Well, it's not that deep if I can see his main beam and like part of his back. And then I said, I bet this is just a little bit boggy.


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[Assistant] And I said, I went back to like high school hunting darbone bayou in the place called Boggy Bayou. That was the kind of mud that was in that place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you earn it when you do those kinds of things. But yeah, the deer ran out in the water and died. I mean, he was dead and had been dead for a minute. You know, we watched the footage and said, let's give him, let's give him some time.


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[Assistant] But, you know, it's fine. We got God was dear. He was, He's thanked me a hundred and twenty times probably since I did it. And the only thing that cost him was a back strap.


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[Assistant] It's not a terrible trade. No, it's not terrible. It is, uh, it, it, but man, that mud smell. I mean, I just had that slide, that film of that mucky mud.


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[Assistant] Got through my pants and into my shoes and, you know, it was just misery, but.


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[Assistant] And meanwhile, W.E.'s over there just laughing the whole time. Right after that video stops, I'm like, I'm almost to the bank and I was like a half inch from falling face first.


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[Assistant] But we made it. It was cold. Goblin was fired up. I think it's...


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[Assistant] Probably his biggest rifle buck ever. I don't know what, you know, we ain't put no tape on him or nothing, but he's a great deer. Heck of a deer.


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[Assistant] And I'm so glad I didn't shoot the deer. I almost shot that afternoon too. Cause then that night would have just got longer and longer. That'd been worse. Yeah. I had like 140 against nine point out there in front of me, but I.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe, but I was mad. I was mad I didn't get to shoot the two coyotes. They slick me. I got one of those coyotes out there. Man, they were there and I was just getting settled.


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[Assistant] And then they just started running like chasing a rabbit or something and then I never could.


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[Assistant] That's a lot, a lot of file. A lot of file.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't want to tell them too much about where the fowl are. There was enough people up there duck hunting already. Good grief.


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[Assistant] For you folks that may or may not listen, I don't know, public owners probably don't listen to us a whole lot. They ain't really care what we say, but to y'all's dedication.


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[Assistant] Of something like 22 boats in line at 10 p.m. And that you can't launch your boat till 4 a.m.? My guys, you're madder at them than I am.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm recovering. I mean, I think you could start like a recovery program for me. I think so. Like maybe have that on Thursday nights instead of Friday nights.


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[Assistant] Cause mentally when you get out of that stage, you're broken for a while.


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[Assistant] You never went wham breaking? I mean, I went one time, but we had a hole runner when I went.


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[Assistant] You know, the young guy went out there at about 4 a.m. We showed up about 6.


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[Assistant] He went and got the whole, then we brought in the breakfast and the goods and the groceries and said thank you.


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[Assistant] I did it on Darbo and Bayou a lot. I did it, the difference is we were too poor to have a duck boat. So I did it in two wheel drive. All on foot.


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[Assistant] That's rough. Yep. Toten decoys. You generally make like three trips.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's probably, yeaah, that's a solid three. Yeaah, that's a solid three. Or if you go to the end of Pump Road and then take off from there. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've walked, I've probably walked almost every square inch of Russell Sage or the green tree at Russell Sage now that it's expanded. I ain't messed with none of that other stuff, but I used to be mad at him. I recovered. I made it.


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[Assistant] Well, you found other things that take your time up instead of that. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] Just waitin'. Just waitin'. Just sittin' there. I did it, I did it not long ago in Arkansas.


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[Assistant] Probably three, probably been within three or four years. Got there at 11. Slept in a truck. I wanted to do it one last time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cheap sugar highs, cause that's the only thing you was running off of. Yep. All the red bulls and stuff didn't exist. Used chugging Mountain Dew and eating Little Debbie's just trying to make it.


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[Assistant] As I go. Amen. Remember that this Christmas season, y'all. Thank y'all so much. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Dog's supposed to eat. Well, you're welcome for taking the stuff across the room.


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[Assistant] Like you had fun doing it and probably not a lot of people did have fun in NOM, but I made the joke like you kids ever heard of NOM because I kind of thought that's where you were going because I mean the streets of Florida


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[Assistant] These days, like, it ain't, like, it's scary, but, like, it ain't that tough.


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[Assistant] They've been there! Hey, my parents' fridge? I've never gone over there and there ain't been food in it. So if I ever need some food...


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[Assistant] In that blind, I've never missed a shot.


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[Assistant] The ground pork chili and cheddar mac. Got that coming next week. That's a solid one. And I got this chicken pot pie pasta.


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[Assistant] But that's a good point. But just for timing's sake, I sent Martin a photo at 1204. No!


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[Assistant] Apologies. 1203 on Thanksgiving day. Turkey just sitting there. Oh, it's just, it's done. Ready to eat. Yep.


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[Assistant] 1222! Send him another picture.


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[Assistant] I'm not kidding you. And like, so, and I get it, they didn't have a double oven, so they're trying to heat up some stuff and then the other stuff's just sitting there getting cold. And, but the turkey has now been sitting out for, I've witnessed it sit there for two hours.


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[Assistant] She said this, yeah, it's leftovers. So yeah, the story I told about the, uh, they've only eaten leftovers.


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[Assistant] So you remembered at the end of the day, oh no, no, no, it's been weeks.


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[Assistant] I got you something, August. I got you something, Hunter. Her name's Morgan. She's from Eleanor, West Virginia.


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[Assistant] Like that, hey. How about that, hun? I was about to try and set you up with this girl that believes in Black Panthers, but, uhm, okay. I guess not. Hey. Good for you. And Thanksgiving?


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[Assistant] Good night. Okay. Anyway, Morgan from West Virginia is that picture from West


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[Assistant] No, this is a whole video. She wanted Sy's opinion on this, but the reason I'm even reading this is PS tell Hunter I'm free. I'll attach a photo of myself just in case when I'm 21.


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[Assistant] But, hey girl, he's takin'. But, I didn't know that at the time.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen this. So if it gets weird, meow.


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[Assistant] I'm googling, yes I am. Mark 10 verse 8, and the two shall become one. So then they are no longer two, but one. There is no room for a third!


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know man. We actually stopped at a cigar store. True. Okay. And it was closed on.


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[Assistant] That was a good one because we played the one about the hurricane.


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[Assistant] I've realized one thing about all my travels.


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[Assistant] That's a bunch of people that need to get to go to Walmart and get them a personality.


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[Assistant] One of, one of, one of the main ones on there is the gap band.


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[Assistant] With the longest playing time I think there ever is. 13 minutes and 33 seconds.


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[Assistant] Brooks and bond and rave up. Oh, here we go. Caesar's palace in Vegas buckle up. Everybody's got a type. Hey, it was cool. It was cool. Cause when we was in the green room and met them, you know,


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[Assistant] She said, well, what's that? Cause I had on my jacket and my cowboy hat, my cowboy boots. She said, what's that cowboy? And I said, Hey.


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[Assistant] And Ronnie done. She loves Ronnie.


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[Assistant] That mullet was good looking, she got a type too. Yea. I don't know, I'm still thinking about Ravenport. Yea.


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[Assistant] I mean I get a big hug from her.


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[Assistant] He knows you so well. He said, I'm not dumb. Do you know the answer here?


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[Assistant] Okay, and what, I think I won twice and he won, you won one?


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[Assistant] Yes. Okay. Well, I just couldn't remember. Aren't you on teams? I won twice and then we got to the poker game and I won again.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. How much money you win? I want $100.


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[Assistant] That's a good thing. I've never lost that.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, no, the best one on that was, okay.


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[Assistant] Father was fixed on the door and he said, Hey, don't open that door.


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[Assistant] Cause we've got the hand and we got all the money in the pot.


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[Assistant] I said, well, I said, you made the bet, the last bet. I call you with everything I got. I said, you know, what have you got? Well, hey, he knew I hadn't beaten. So he had, uh, conveniently said, where's my cards?


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[Assistant] I said, I don't know, but I said, guess what? I said, I've got my two that goes to five on the board. And I said, I got the stone cold nut queen high straight.


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[Assistant] All of it. And I said, hey, by the way, Paul, go ahead and open the door, cause this trip is over. I done cooked all these clowns money.


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[Assistant] We haven't been invited. I'm in the back. Okay. Cause all the stalls were full.


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[Assistant] Okay, and all of a sudden I'm in a new bathroom, I have no idea, and the lights go out, and so when I've said you, there is not a, it ain't no, it's dark, dark, dark.


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[Assistant] No no, I literally, it took me 15 minutes to find my way out of it by going against the wall.


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[Assistant] They made everything good and clear. That's why we're not going blind.


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[Assistant] She ordered them on Amazon.


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[Assistant] I don't know. My woman had been working on that for like three to five days.


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[Assistant] And hey, she told me the other day, she said go out and have a doctor's appointment. She said, oh, by the way, the phone man's coming.


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[Assistant] You know, today when you get, you know, I said, I, I ain't gonna be on the phone talking to the phone man.


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[Assistant] Hey, phones do not work for me.


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[Assistant] If I say hello, you've got two seconds to answer me.


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[Assistant] You gotta give Bumpin' Bill a wide, a wide burger.


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[Assistant] Night. And I'm saying, what in the world? I said, I think I just seen a UFO.


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[Assistant] No, no, it was wow. And I said, yo, so hey, uh, what? Somebody was in security.


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[Assistant] And I said, hey, have y'all, are y'all doing some stuff at night, the cops?


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[Assistant] And he said, what are you talking about? And I said, hey, other night coming home from, it's like 2 a.m. in the morning. And this stupid thing come flying over low. The cops. And they said, no, not that we know well.


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[Assistant] I'd like to go on a Buckleville Hunting Sane. Look, I really feather chuckers.


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[Assistant] Then, pigeons, we'll found out later, right? Nobody could kill the pigeons.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, before they released them though, they pull some feathers out of their, their wings.


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[Assistant] We, they have what they release like, uh, what? 500 feather, 500 quail, 500 chuckers, and why we kill most all of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we killed up in the four nineties on all the pheasants, quail, and chuckers. Hey, I doubt if there was three pigeons killed.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, I shot at 10 and I ain't cut a feather on none of them. Cause so when they come out and it was on top of a hill.


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[Assistant] They will come down and it's like saber jets, you know, doing all the maneuvers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then I find out why we pull from the tail feathers and the wing feathers and they don't fly right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I didn't even believe in the lionfish. He didn't believe me. We're all out on the go.


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[Assistant] And I keep saying, God, I can't believe these stupid flying fish are everywhere.


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[Assistant] And bigger and bigger. What got me is the seas were pretty calm and the waves wasn't about two foot high.


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[Assistant] Well, they come out on top of the wave when it crested and fly like 600 yards.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, we're out there and we're going in the capital. Nothing went to waste, baby. That sounds just fine. Look, we're going, like you said, in the capital. Everybody look for bodies.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, so look, we go by there, you know, and he comes back by.


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[Assistant] And everybody said, uh, he said, you see anybody? I said, nope, but I saw three big fish under that little rubber boat. I said, let's troll by it. And hey, by that time, whoo, I caught one of them big mighty maize. Green fish. Mighty maize.


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[Assistant] And then you prick it. What's wrong with


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[Assistant] Circle pizza. I'm in on that. You actually roll up and eat it like a burrito. I'm cool with that.


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[Assistant] If you do the hamburger thing. Can I get the Cracker Jack box with it?


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[Assistant] It was a big container and it was delicious.


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[Assistant] But let's not, let's- That's why they need to make it pizza, but they need to make it as a boomerang, where I can just get it, throw it, and it's over. Wham!


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[Assistant] I saw the best, I tried not to make fun of it. Oh, he's got the HAL syndrome.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, that big man, he puts it on his shoulders, then he runs down and ducks a, a basketball. There's the whole board down.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, hey, the judge could sing their song for him.


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[Assistant] Hey look, don't knock it over if you tried it, okay?


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[Assistant] Well, hey, he didn't try the right product. It's this vape product, not Icy Hot.


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[Assistant] Mom to a couple of one year olds. What an interesting way to start this. I've never sat like this during the podcast, so this is new. I like this. What are you doing son? Oh, you know what's in there.


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[Assistant] Buzz and Woody? I'll let you figure out from their size difference who was who.


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[Assistant] Except Buzz kept saying to the buffet and beyond instead of infinity. He ain't like half a bowl of gumbo last night.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And whaling ain't like a cucumber or something. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And those are like healthy cheese balls, that's weird. They're very expensive.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's going for the mic, not the beard. Y'all you can't have that.


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[Assistant] Go ahead and take it. Si, our rule is if he's got a dirty diaper, whoever's got him's gotta change him, so.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, 12 to 15 hours a day, that's pretty much it.


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[Assistant] Ah, Johnny D, don't you miss it? Aren't you sad you went to the urologist?


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[Assistant] But look, to be fair, we've been sick for like four, almost five weeks.


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[Assistant] Alright. Oh yeaah, she's on that mom and me back hard. Hard. You like the match? Same color jackets. I'm gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Their routine is like, they don't really.


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[Assistant] He's fired up. Which I think they were just as excited as us to get out of the house.


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[Assistant] These are gifts that we, that people sent that we didn't necessarily say thank you for, but that one's the president Trump predicto ball.


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[Assistant] This does tickle me to death. He's playing with a Trump toy.


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[Assistant] We're going to take a break. Martin, are you good with that? Yeah, we're going to take a break. I'm going to help her get them in the car seats and get them headed to a bed and some white noise.


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[Assistant] Except bagging that OER. Yeah. Did you have that medical bill in the budget? Yeah, I planned to do that.


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[Assistant] You can join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. Become part of this community today at samaritanministries.org slash duck.


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[Assistant] That's samaritanministries.org joined today.


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[Assistant] Ah, they're a lot more fun now. The problem is like they... Ah, they wanted to play. They wanted to play and like this is playtime before nap time in the morning. So like they should be in their little room with their cars and their balls and like just doing the stuff.


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[Assistant] And I just, I don't know, it was, I was scared to death about last night, but they did great. Like not scared. I was like, man, I don't want to be the parents of those kids, you know, like.


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[Assistant] You're going to like Halloween. You're going to trick or treat. Yeah. And they just rode in their wagon and chilled. They're buzzing Woody, man. Yeah. We didn't do nothing. We just, we walked down the street. I didn't take them up to any houses just cause there was lots of kids. We just rode down the street in the wagon, looking at the costumes.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about that? Is that something to talk about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, go to the grocery store and buy candy. Like, does it make you feel better that somebody gives it to you? Does that make you not feel like unhealthy? That makes me feel worse. Like, I mean just go, go today especially and buy it.


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[Assistant] So any pumpkin thing today is half off, like just. So there were, there were grown adults in your neighborhood trick or treating? Adults, there were, I mean.


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[Assistant] Like upper teens, low twenties, like no kids, no, just, yeah, I'm like.


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[Assistant] I had a bunch of duck calls left from an appearance that Under Armour had actually paid for. So.


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[Assistant] We didn't give them all the way at the appearance and I gave them away as trick or treat.


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[Assistant] And then when I ran out, I had kids come, are you the guy giving out the duck calls? I'm like, yeah, I'm out. Sorry. You can go to DuckCommander.com. Bye.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you coulda, yeah, that'da been a bad deal. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know, it was just different. I just didn't understand the, the, the grownups with Sans children.


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[Assistant] I don't like- It's way more fun. Like I used to not understand it, but like watching their eyes light up last night, I get it. Like, I mean, and then they get to an age of, what I gathered last night is somewhere around 11 or 12 where it's not cool anymore. So I'm staring down the barrel of about eight more years of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I got that last night. They're like, you're just dressed up like yourself. I was like, nah man, I'm GI Joe.


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[Assistant] I'm sticking with the Toy Story thing. I'm the army guy. Yeah, I'm the army guy. But we did, I'm just asking. I forgot. It was so wild last night. We were at my buddy's house and we were all just hanging out before we went to the actual trigger treat. And we walked outside and there's a deer.


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[Assistant] Like a little four point spike. He was hit.


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[Assistant] Louisiana, he'd be a four point, you'd hear that there, you'd hang a ring on it. Okay. It was really a spike. It was a spike with some nubs. He was standing ten feet from the front door. And then he turned his head and he had a tag in his ear.


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[Assistant] Orange 145. I have no idea where this deer come from. Nobody does. And then he proceeded to walk up and just nudge us like until we gave him food.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So the boys, I just asked, I forgot to, uh, cause we didn't have our phone. I mean, it just called us all about off guard.


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[Assistant] Somebody got a high fence or something and he got out. And I mean, he's tagged. He's, you know, he's legal. He just loose. And he is very tame.


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[Assistant] So, if you're in West Monroe and you listen to this, which I doubt is the case, uhm. You'd be surprised. Really? Yeaah. Well, if you are and you see an orange 145 spike deer. Running around Indian Lake. Yeaah. Just go up and pet him. No reason to shoot him.


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[Assistant] Apparently, according to them, like there's been mentions of him in like their neighborhood Facebook page, the Indian Lakes subdivision, but I don't know where he come from.


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[Assistant] They taste like strawberries once you kill them. They have a little strawberry taste to them. Strawberry flavored squirrel.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I love it. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I think it's 145. I know it's an orange tag and it's very noticeable. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would just, wow, that under God provides. I've seen way more.


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[Assistant] Mom, same way, you know, she's a flower nut and raises all them things and they finally got her so mad that last year she opened season on him. For me.


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[Assistant] Their biggest downfall is they taste good. That's it. They are delicious. They are fantastic to eat. I highly recommend it.


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[Assistant] Now they have like a pretty set schedule. So what, what's this hour?


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, so then the, the nights are, that witching hour is about to be extended for a few days. Like to get on. Witching hours.


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[Assistant] Well, that last hour anyway that they're awake is always Russian roulette. Like you don't, you don't know what you're going to get. You could get the happiest two kids ever made or you could get the most.


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[Assistant] But you know, cause we tried. Well if they're happy, you just keep them up. That's exactly right. But when they get mad, you try to lay them down and then they just fight it and you have to listen to them scream in a dark room for a little while. So.


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[Assistant] I like it when you go in there, when they're happy and you lay them down, like ours, when you're happy, when they're happy and you lay them down, they're asleep in five minutes. Like, boom, done.


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[Assistant] Like, oh, they're, they're quick, but when they go to bed angry, it's like 30 to 40 minutes before they're.


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[Assistant] Everything will be good. I agree. No, I, I like this morning. I woke up at five 30 just because.


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[Assistant] I was like, man, it's dark. And it didn't get daylight till seven.


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[Assistant] Now I gotta think about it, like when the time changes, I'd have really just woke up at 4.30, which feels miserable. But when you wake up at 5.30, you're like, this ain't that bad. It's a mental deal. Like if I could wake up at 5.30 to 6 o'clock every day to go duck hunting.


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[Assistant] You would be in such a better mood. And the thought of having to set your alarm for 4 AM and you're like, no, this sucks.


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[Assistant] Which one is technically daylight savings? What we're going into or is this one it ends?


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[Assistant] We're picking the summertime. We want light when we get off work. I agree.


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[Assistant] Did he try and save, change daylight savings time in a small town? No, but did you see his Halloween post where he, him and his wife dressed up as a presidential debate? If you haven't, it's rich, man. You need to watch that.


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[Assistant] Is it just a picture or is it a whole video? No, it's a video. It's about a two minute watch. Oh, okay. So we can take a break and you can watch it.


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[Assistant] Cause everybody needs to laugh. And if you don't laugh at what they did and how good of a Donald Trump Aldean was. Is he that good at it? Wow. Yeah. Let's take a break. We'll let you watch it.


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[Assistant] Alright. Look, the holidays are here, so saving money, this is a tough time to do it, but. You need to do it, that way you can have a big old fashioned Christmas. There you go, and the easiest way to do it is with our friends over at Rocket Money.


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[Assistant] So eh, oh, your gas at home. Yeah. Oh, I was thinking fuel. Yeah. I don't know. I was like, how they know that your fuel is doing that? But that's your, you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey, I, yeah, I can appreciate that. And it is your gas bill. I can't wait to see the next one because it's cold out there right now. They got that heat cranking up. Yeah. We got to, we got the first cold front of the year. So they probably be like alert, alert, alert, but that is a cool thing. And you know.


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[Assistant] There's like something like 80% of people have subscription they've forgotten about. So, cause you want the one show that everybody's talking about or to watch the one game or to do the thing.


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[Assistant] They can take care of that for you. They do it. Click of a button.


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[Assistant] Cause most people are like, yeah, I got, you know, 70, 80 bucks in subscriptions when it's really and truly for most people, more like 200.


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[Assistant] So you start putting that money back in your pocket a month. I mean, that's, that's big time savings. You can.


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[Assistant] Rocket Money can even negotiate to lower your bills for you by up to 20%. All you have to do is take a picture of your bill and Rocket Money takes care of the rest.


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[Assistant] I like it cause they didn't take a side. Like they just straight blasted both of them. And to me that's funny. Oh no.


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[Assistant] It's funny to be able to do something political but not pick a side and just make fun of everybody. Like, that's the world we need to get back to. Where everybody make fun of everybody, nobody get their feelings hurt. Like, we just all laugh with each other. Cause I don't care what's that, that was funny. That was funny.


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[Assistant] I mean like for us, I mean I think an example would be like when somebody says


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[Assistant] I'm not. So I don't try to act. I don't, I can't play the guitar. I didn't start a band.


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[Assistant] There you go. But we need the, we need the life, we need the joy, we need the, all the things that come out of Psy, like that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] For like, like the official, like for all the runoffs and stuff that happened and all that stuff, it's what, next Tuesday or something?


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[Assistant] But as a small local tackle shop, let me help you.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com, that's where we're at. We're in the inbox.


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[Assistant] I think that's where Phil got from.


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[Assistant] Well man, I think it's all considered North America. I don't think it was, I don't think it was Canada before. I think they were all just American.


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[Assistant] Alright, native. The native, you got it. The native. The indigenous, if you will. The indigenous, if you will.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not saying they weren't athletes because Burley's very much an athlete, but it was a different.


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[Assistant] The biggest, toughest played those positions and Burley is a big strapping.


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[Assistant] Speed wasn't necessarily the deal. Just spread offense wasn't a thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Bartley got some good hands. Yeah, Bartley hold a basketball like this, no problem.


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[Assistant] But we got some coffee from the Pulaski Brewing Company out of Georgia.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well any shape is better than the cup.


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[Assistant] Cause the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is way better on the shapes than it is the cup. So. You're not wrong. More peanut butter.


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[Assistant] Not duck hunting in Georgia. Why would anybody want to talk about duck hunting in Georgia? Nobody wants to go shoot woodies in a beaver pond.


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[Assistant] If you go in public, go to Arkansas because the public land is better, uh, and the hunting is better. However, lots of rules, lots of regulations and know that the fine folks of Arkansas don't want you there.


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[Assistant] And I don't, but, yeah, I mean, it's a two hour drive. Like it's not.


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[Assistant] 20 days? On state on land. The federales didn't get on board with it. So like, if you want to hunt a National Wildlife Refuge, you can.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the federales didn't get on board with it, but the state guys did. And that's where all the, like, a lot of the locals, huh, you know, like, I mean.


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[Assistant] Bayou Meta, Dave Donaldson, Black River. I mean, there's all the, the Cache River. Like there's, there's, there's all kinds of.


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[Assistant] Of Arkansas public land opportunities, but like Louisiana public land, to be fair, just kind of sucks. Like, cause we...


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[Assistant] Rarely have our pumps working and we raid everybody's out of money.


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[Assistant] There's just not as many opportunities. I've hunted both and I still hunt both. I'm just, there's way more opportunities for public land hunting in Arkansas than there is


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[Assistant] I mean if you want to kill Mallard, you can come down here and shoot some woodies, but you can do that at home.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Don't, don't come here to shoot woodies. Like crap. That's my suggestion. But anyway, favorite taco.


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[Assistant] But I have to drive through Austin, so I may grab a couple to get me to San Antonio.


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[Assistant] Yeah, tacos are good. The tacos in Austin aren't so bad either. Yeah, but they're not San Antonio.


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[Assistant] I had an interesting weekend. I had a couple that came down from Arkansas.


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[Assistant] Okay. And he actually went to Ukraine.


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[Assistant] And they went over there because they shipped, the United States shipped a bunch of


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[Assistant] to Ukraine and he had to set him up, show him how to operate it.


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[Assistant] And then one of the, the guys at work there, an older man, gave this to him and he gave it to me. And that's a three cubes and one.


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[Assistant] It's just a cube. A big one, a little one, and then another little one. I can't confirm. There's a lot of cubes inside.


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[Assistant] But first and foremost, thank you young man Parker for serving our nation in the Marine Corps.


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[Assistant] I should have asked him, I wish I would have now because I've been thinking about ever since he, he went home. I bet he got them from count Menden over where they used to make all the ammo.


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[Assistant] I bet that's where they got it. Is that where they made it? Well, what was cool, I've got the marine emblem, the anchor, the, uh, world.


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[Assistant] And the eagle, and this was three different generations of Marines, and this was at the battle of Fallujah. Really? Yeah. So I'm gonna find, I'm gonna keep it, when I find a young man that just joined the Marine, we're gonna make it the fourth generation Marine. So I'll give it to him.


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[Assistant] And tell him, hey, keep it, and it'll be a good little luck charm with it. Alright. Oh yea. But that was interesting. Okay. You did have an interesting weekend. Yea, no it was.


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[Assistant] We're all around lands, especially those foreign lands that are in war.


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[Assistant] You know, so, you know, it was cool. He had a lovely wife. They had just, uh, gave birth to his son, which is, you know,


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[Assistant] That's cool. It was cool and it was a very interesting weekend and I enjoyed it thoroughly.


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[Assistant] Me and Josh Gault, Captain Josh Gault, was my partner. He had never played domino before.


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[Assistant] Now, Phillip and Stone was the other two players. Well, naturally, okay, it was a good game.


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[Assistant] That's probably one I'm going to bring with me is Al.


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[Assistant] Cause here's the deal, okay, I am, I would say I am a fair domino player. Okay, that means I'm decent. Jason is a excellent domino player.


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[Assistant] Okay, I knew that. I thought there might be some psychology. He'll not only tell you what you got, he'll tell you what I've got and who he'll arrest. If Martin, he'll tell you what Martin's got.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was always lying to him because he said, hey, you ain't got a two-player player. I said, hey, wrong answer, dude. I got three-play.


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[Assistant] He said, well, I had the other two now. I said, yeah, but you missed one.


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[Assistant] Because here it is, when you, the whole game, okay, is paying attention.


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[Assistant] What's being played? Okay, especially by your partner.


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[Assistant] I still haven't YouTube'd it, but I'm going to. I'm not smart enough to.


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[Assistant] You gotta understand, this goes back to childhood. You know, my older brother, we called him the warden. Mama would say, hey, you're in charge of the kids. They would go down the hill to the hobbies to play dominoes. Okay. And Jimmy Frank was, was a warden. He, you know, he was, he wasn't an air force, but he, he walked the bait just like a regard would walk around the cabin. You know,


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[Assistant] We always slipped out, we ended up all going down to the Hobbs' mom and dad and them was playing dominoes. We're playing hide and seek and whatever else we should do. Dominoes.


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[Assistant] Okay, and then tell me, tell me, uh, uh, you know, we didn't ride up on a brand new bicycle.


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[Assistant] No, there wasn't none of that. What do you mean? If you had a bicycle, it was you. You found a piece of junk somewhere and then found a tire somewhere and put on it and you had something that would actually roll.


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[Assistant] We lived about 5 miles from Black Bayou.


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[Assistant] So hey, we'll do pieces of bicycle we put together. We'd come over that hill, wow.


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[Assistant] So you'd have someone like Willie driving it and pedaling it, and you'd be on his neck, on his shoulder, holding his head.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. No? No? Yeaah, now when you started pedaling, you put, you put blindfolds on, I can't see.


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[Assistant] I looked at some of the stuff we did as kids growing up.


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[Assistant] We'd go down there and find a log laying halfway up on, work it free and get it in the water.


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[Assistant] All the way to the little band, you know, at the band would let the law go and come on home. Come on home.


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[Assistant] But he had a go-kart and I don't hate this guy. He's a nut. Anyway, he's a, he was a plumber. No, he's a, I'm serious. He was not. Well, hey,


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[Assistant] This thing he got, it had twin motors on it.


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[Assistant] Okay, and he had got a mechanic to suit this baby up, I'm talking about. No, no, he had come by the house running about a hundo.


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[Assistant] Look, the tires, the tires wasn't much bigger than this bongo jump. They was round, black and round. They was solid rubber, there wasn't no air. Since the day I got it, he's come by.


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[Assistant] The best toy we had growing up was the bag swing. What's a bag swing?


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[Assistant] Put old clothes in it, y'all. Or just the white stuff. Jackets and junks are one of them good.


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[Assistant] Cause you, you couldn't pull it all the way up. You'd get it close and then you had to jump and grab.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I told Josh, I said, hey, you are throwing that bass rig down.


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[Assistant] Grab a little light, a little light, go over some of the tops.


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[Assistant] And I'm reeling my bait behind and under his.


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[Assistant] This is a little different though. I'm looking at his bait above my bait and we're going along same time.


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[Assistant] Well, none of that, because everybody's telling their story. Yep. What happened when they run upon Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was just was just. Just downright so cool sometimes.


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[Assistant] You know, the aborigines can really make that thing top. Oh yea. Well that's cause they made it.


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[Assistant] They actually, they actually, when you can tie a boomerang with a piece of string, you can actually communicate.


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[Assistant] No, uh, when I was 15, I was like constipated for a whole month and, uh, the last resort was that I had to drink a gallon of it.


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[Assistant] So it could be worse, John David, you could have to do that. I don't think you will, but...


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[Assistant] No, I ain't never used any of that nose spray crap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were the night when I got in bed. Phil said, nah, no way. Get your buddy in there. He said, I ain't listening to you sound like a hog all that long.


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[Assistant] Y'all ain't like that department either. Cause I, if I didn't go to sleep, I was just listening and just talking about it. It was like, it was like musicians were in the room.


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[Assistant] This one's got a high one, this one's got a low one. It's like somebody that's in there and it's got an orchestra leader because they hit it boy. Okay, bass, come on in.


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[Assistant] And it's just like somebody is standing there with a little wand going. Alright, let's get it.


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[Assistant] He ain't wrong. That's what it sounds like. I never used to go to sleep, then go to sleep. That was a great impression. I always get up, okay, and walk in there with a clothespin.


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[Assistant] And just lightly, okay, just real, real gently and put it on W's nose and he's in there and I ain't making a sale.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's just like when they were doing the movie and dark Raiders talk. That's what it sounds like all that long.


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[Assistant] You was watching superman. Christian.


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[Assistant] That's good enough for Christian habits. That's good enough for me. Right? Okay, when you see Christian flying around here, that's what


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[Assistant] Welcome back folks. Hey, we do have a guest. This is Dr. Dane from Purvis, Mississippi.


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[Assistant] Oh, no. All right. I know where he's from. He's no, he's well known.


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[Assistant] That's right. The doctor is in the house. So you got any medical issues? Lay it on. Yep.


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[Assistant] Okay, and they had brought the tour bus for me to take a break on. Okay. It was my moving green room.