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[Assistant] Oh, I should probably like lose a little there, lose a little there, uhm.


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[Assistant] And then it just like, kept going, kept going, and then like, I feel like lowkey I think about it too much.


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[Assistant] Because I don't have the work ethic to work out all the time, I just do intermittent fasting.


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[Assistant] I'll go to Whole Foods and I'll get like literally pizza, cupcakes, like I'll literally eat anything I want.


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[Assistant] And there's a lot of weird people, like one time I was walking my dog with my fiance and there's just this like meathead, like this just like totally like roided out guy and he's like comes running from behind me.


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[Assistant] It was my little pink Pomeranian and he just got so fucking pissed. I couldn't even deal with it.


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[Assistant] I mean, no shade, I watch some of your interviews too. Like, I don't watch the rap ones because it's like, that's in my world. But like, I do watch you, I watch Trisha Paytas, I watch Shane once a year. Uhm, Jacqueline Glenn, I like Shoe One Head.


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[Assistant] I literally had a boyfriend I broke up with and 90% of the reason why was because of the way he ate.


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[Assistant] It was loud, it was wet, it was just awful. I couldn't deal with it.


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[Assistant] Just like regular straight couple usually married because...


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[Assistant] They have like this conflict, right, where like, the woman, the wife doesn't want, like,


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[Assistant] Uh, biological female because it doesn't want the husband to...


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[Assistant] Get too involved with that and then the husband doesn't want a man so they see someone like me as like the in-between.


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[Assistant] Yeah, actually it probably is technically safer with porn stars too because they get tested.


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[Assistant] I don't think I can do it, just cause I'm like such a serial monogamous that like...


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[Assistant] No, I think it's great for some people, but I personally couldn't.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, I just like, I don't have any weird fetishes, honestly. What's really weird is people who transition as a fetish. That makes me sick. Like people who like, their fetish is like, becoming a woman.


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[Assistant] I know for a fact that like the men who are gonna be interested in me, there's like a 50-50 split. It's gonna be a fetish or someone really willing to like have a relationship.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. That's true. A lot of people call guys who like trans girls chasers. Like chubby chasers, chubby chasers, whatever chasers.


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[Assistant] Everything that anyone who has ever watched a single one of my videos would like want in a book. So it's like, if you only like me for politics, that'll be in there. If you only like me because of my life story, that'll be in there. If you only like me because of pictures on Instagram, and you don't give a fuck about what I have to say, those will be in there too. So just like, a complete, Blair White book.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the thing about my audience is like, they read. Like, they actually ask me for a book, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, not really my audience, but like I think in general people's attention spans are just so much fucking shorter. Everyone is used to seeing and hearing from people in like blips and like short.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the biggest thing. I feel like this entire year I've just been learning more about myself. I'm more of myself now than like ever. Which, I guess that's the case for everyone, but like, I feel like I've changed a lot this year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was one, like, hockey player named Blair White, but I totally, like, outdid him in Google. You can't even see him anymore.


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[Assistant] Ms. Blair White and Ms. Blair White. So it was Instagram and then YouTube.


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[Assistant] I don't know, probably not. I feel like changing your hand. I think you get unverified if you change your handle.


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[Assistant] Would you like to have something to eat?


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[Assistant] Will you eat your broccoli, then a treat?


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] There's something that people need to understand about bad expert witness testimony and bad signs. It doesn't just put innocent people in jail. It leaves murderers on the street.


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[Assistant] Welcome to Forensic Identification. Papers are very good.


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[Assistant] At some point you are examining this evidence and based on your training and experience you make a leap of faith.


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[Assistant] You make a leap of faith? It's a point of decision making. It's where you go from doubt to no doubt.


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[Assistant] I received a call from Portland, a request which I get many times a week to take a


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[Assistant] I didn't know what finger they'd identify. So I had ten possibilities.


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[Assistant] So I started with the thumb, went to the index, went to the middle. No, no, no, no, no, no. Boom. Come up with one. Ah. Here's one with a couple of similarities.


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[Assistant] Couple more, couple more, and by the time I got to 15, I said, this looks like an identification.


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[Assistant] I say I have examined the known print and concluded that the fingerprint is a positive match. That's what I told them.


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[Assistant] Well, I knew that our profession had taken some sort of a quantum leap because suddenly there were new rules involved. No time before in history


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[Assistant] Have there ever been two fingerprints with 15 minutiae?


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[Assistant] Under our past standards, I was right. But I was wrong. I had made an error. And so had every other examiner that looked at the print. So therefore when I heard


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[Assistant] That it was an error, I knew the ground had shifted somewhere and indeed it had.


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[Assistant] And I said, what are the main issues that you see we should address?


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[Assistant] And they nearly all said the same thing. It was sexual harassment in the fields. And they said, look, if there's anything you can help us with, it's just that women are being raped in the fields by coworkers and supervisors.


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[Assistant] Farmworker women were talking about the fields as the fields de calzone, or fields of panties.


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[Assistant] Because that's where the women had to go in order to get a job, keep a job, get a promotion. It was the classic quid pro quo. They referred to the fields as the green motel because it was where they had to go and have sex with the hiring official.


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[Assistant] Over a century after slavery had ended, why do we still have these conditions in the field?


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[Assistant] That is the case against Harris Farms, which involve a farm worker being raped three times at gunpoint by her supervisor, who then threaten the victim if she complained about the sexual harassment.


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[Assistant] Finally, she went to a rape crisis center and the case was brought to the EEOC.


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[Assistant] And the perpetrator? He was allowed to retire, supposedly in Texas. Never been arrested for these crimes.


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[Assistant] Hundreds of charges by farm workers have been received nationwide and they continue to come in, uhm, all around the country. How many criminal charges have resulted from all this?


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[Assistant] I don't know of any criminal prosecutions that have been put forward, uh, in any of these farm worker cases. Zero as far as you know. Zero as far as I know.


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[Assistant] And this is largely English speaking women, largely white. Now in,


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[Assistant] Agriculture, the workforce is largely Latina, non-English speaking.


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[Assistant] And women who are culturally and geographically isolated. So the chances for them to report are even less.


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[Assistant] Bye everybody out there. And as always, we'll see you in the next video.


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[Assistant] Se le dirigió a mi hija mirándola de arriba abajo.


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[Assistant] Hey, this is the first time I saw Jen Jen get mad like that at her two brothers.


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[Assistant] They are okay now, right? Now, her two brothers take care of her.


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[Assistant] But the one at fault today is Ling Xiao. The way he spoke to her was rude. But, you see...


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[Assistant] This is the first time she's having a boyfriend and it should be a serious matter. You don't care? It seems like you're pretty open about this. Well, you're right.


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[Assistant] These are for the braised noodles with green beans tomorrow, am I right? Why do you care? Pick your beans. Okay. No, I just- Pick your beans.


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[Assistant] Uh, ha. Chien-Ting. Well, it's been a while. Is everything okay?


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[Assistant] Ah, it's an old problem of mine. I'm fine.


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[Assistant] Ah, ah, thank you, thank you, ah.


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[Assistant] No, I'm at work right now. Ling Xiao, this is out of the hospital.


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[Assistant] Ever since Ling Xiao went to Singapore, we never even talked. That's why I was shocked at first. Why would she call me?


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[Assistant] It seems that she found out that Ling Xiao came back to find a job here. She thinks that


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[Assistant] It's all the adults' fault. Yeah, the children are the ones who are suffering.


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[Assistant] What should I say? We never had much to talk about in the first place. Hey, hey, hey, hey. He talks to you more, right? Talk to him please.


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[Assistant] But you call him son everyday, so why don't you try?


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[Assistant] When you first opened it, what was your reaction?


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[Assistant] Do you have an opinion as to whether there was a decomposing human body in the trunk of that car at some point?


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[Assistant] Alright, no jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and I'm here today with AMBJ. How you doing, bro?


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[Assistant] Right, which I would always hear about when I was hanging out with Greedo, or free Greedo and everything. So you're from all up in that area?


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[Assistant] L.A. these days because it feels like there is so much going on in terms of like artists blowing up out of like South Central and, and Watts and areas like that. But then at the same time, I mean, you're, you're still growing up. You're like so close to Hollywood. Yeah. But you're still like, you, you grew up right in the middle of everything. Did you kind of grow up knowing like how big L.A. was in terms of the music industry and everything like that? Were you always thinking about it like this giant?


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[Assistant] Crazy place that was like just right, that you were just growing up as part of.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Um, did you, when did you start getting interested in music?


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[Assistant] What was your experience in high school like? What was it like going to high school these days?


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[Assistant] You know, it always tripped me out being in high school too because it's like, you don't realize till you're gone that this is the only time that everybody in your whole area is just all getting together every day and that you don't know that like those rich girls on the other side of town that you see in school every day, like they don't want anything to do with you after you get out of high school. You just see them because you're in high school.


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[Assistant] Right. Nothing stood out, none of the stuff you studied in college, you weren't like, oh I could kinda, I could kinda see myself getting more into that.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then how did you start messing with music? Had you been messing with it since you were younger?


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[Assistant] Who you listening to or who you influenced by in terms of the music?


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[Assistant] When you were coming up, how crazy did it feel that you, like, did you always know you were going to avoid the gangs and all the crazy shit that goes on in the area that you're sort of, the area from is kind of known for that stuff.


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[Assistant] But what made you different than like the average kid that gets wrapped up in that? And to what extent, cause a lot of people feel like it's the kind of thing where if some, like people are gonna try to make you join a crew or whatever. It ain't really like that?


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[Assistant] That is crazy. Yeah, that's bad news. And I mean, the whole thing too is that you just are gonna like, the less people think of you as trying to put yourself out there like a tough guy, then the less bullshit that you're gonna have to deal with, you know?


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[Assistant] So what was the vibe with the song Uno when it came about?


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[Assistant] Okay. What'd you think when you saw that song where you're like, damn, people are gonna be comparing my shirt?


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[Assistant] But did they try to, did they ever try to drag you into that? Cause I was always impressed that would go loco that not that many people really came for YG because at the end of the day it's like anybody who knows anything knows that if you're a young dude.


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[Assistant] Cause I think Mexican people in general, like, they like to have a good time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. What's your, your life like when you're, when you are try- if you have a day to yourself, what's that look like?


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[Assistant] Really? So what's that like for you making new music at this point?


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[Assistant] So what, you just have been having mad shows booked, or what have you been keeping you busy?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. You get to meet anybody yet that really blew your mind?


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. I saw that you were asking for Too Short and Juvenile on Instagram. What is it that stands out about them? Because I guarantee you if I asked a hundred kids your age walking by on the street that they don't know shit about those artists.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be fire. Because I feel like too short of somebody that he's been around long enough, he definitely knows the value of getting it in with somebody who's new in the game. Hell yeah. Because he's had his career reinvented multiple times. Back when he was fucking with Lil Jon and shit, and his career got a whole huge new boost that nobody saw coming. That was shit. I'm making myself feel old as hell because that was like 15 years ago.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's always a weird decision. So, so what was up with this, uh, Drake cosign?


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[Assistant] Damn, that's amazing that he even is like that in touch with his DMs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy. So what are the goals in terms of where you want to take your career from here? You're talking about doing a new project?


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[Assistant] For sure. You ever played the card game, Una?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's a legendary game that I should probably go re-learn.


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[Assistant] That's cool though. He's a stylish guy. People like him. Fuck it.


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[Assistant] There you go. Uhm, alright, so new project is in the works. You got any new video plans in the works?


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[Assistant] Anybody else, uh, anybody in LA in particular that, cause that's kind of crazy, like all of a sudden you're part of like this whole new generation of LA artists since it's like a whole big movement going on right now.


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[Assistant] Anybody in particular that you fuck with or that you, that you could see yourself working with?


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[Assistant] Okay, that's what's up. Alright, yo, I appreciate you coming through and definitely keeping an eye on you and everything.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, so just for the people who are going to ask, AMB is your homie that got killed? Nah, he didn't get killed.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I just wanted to double check about that, okay? Yeah. Makes sense. Alright, AMBJ, appreciate you. Thanks for having me. Coming through. No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world, check us out on YouTube, SoundCloud, and iTunes. Yeah. Go tune into my man on Spotify, Apple Music, all that.


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[Assistant] Healthy indeed. Wanna join us? I've already eaten. Continue your breakfast. Go, go! Eat! Go on, eat.


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[Assistant] By the way, I cooked a large piece of beef last night. Looks good, right? I also prepared the sauce. I'll put them in the fridge, huh? This one is satay sauce from my grandma.


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[Assistant] Nobody's allergic to satay sauce. She must have eaten something else that she's allergic to. You're right. See, I'm right. Plus, I brought you some fish balls here.


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[Assistant] I'll store these two reusable bags in the cupboard for you. Reuse them to save the environment. Am I clear? Uh, yes ma'am. I'll help you. It's okay, sit down and eat. I can manage.


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[Assistant] You have to scrub and clean the dirt on the floor little by little. I should come here more.


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[Assistant] You have many clothes, though. Only this part of you is like a woman.


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[Assistant] You chose your own clothes every single time we went out. You were persistent.


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[Assistant] Mom, will you please stop invalidating me? It's because I care about you. Why don't you understand?


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[Assistant] I give up, Tang San. Your room is hopeless. Clean it by yourself. I've already tried my best here.


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[Assistant] Look how beautiful you are. You looked like a star when you were young. Why don't you try and become an actress?


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[Assistant] I'm fine. Your tiny car is too shabby. You may be fine driving it, but I don't like to sit there. If you wanted a new car, why didn't you tell me? Just sell it. I'll give you money to buy a nicer one. No, I'm fine with it. Dear, a car represents one's status. If you own a nice car, people won't bully you.


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[Assistant] It's too far away. Too many people and cars and the air is bad. You don't know anyone there.


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[Assistant] Those things happen naturally. Don't force it. They don't happen naturally. You have to have a plan.


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[Assistant] Your brother happened to have an appointment now, so I'll be seeing you. He said as long as the dentist is good enough, it's okay. You just won't let go. I'm sorry? Oh, nothing. Thank you, Dr. Xixi.


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[Assistant] When your brother studied in Singapore, was it because his mom was there? Yeah. So is he closer with his mom or with his dad?


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[Assistant] He's close with both. Don't cover for him. Based on my observations, he is close with nobody. But your brother is great with children. We'll let him deal with children's appointments now. We give it to him.


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[Assistant] She's much younger than him. No wonder he's experienced with kids. Have you met his little sister?


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[Assistant] This is the Young Guns, they have a book, they have a website, you know, they're the new face of the Republican Party. Uhm, and, you know, as McCarthy told me, you know, Paul is the brains.


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[Assistant] When the president came out, he said, I want this done, and everybody scurried to move into action.


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[Assistant] We get this announcement that there's going to be a briefing in Boehner's conference room.


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[Assistant] The tensions were unbelievably high. You know, this is now one week from D-Day.


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[Assistant] On a, on a global level from occurring, eh, eh, is now gone. There is no deal.


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[Assistant] Banner comes out immediately after the election and says, okay, let's do this. And the White House reaction was to just slow walk it. And here you are, you know, three, four weeks after the election.


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[Assistant] You know, beginning of December and negotiations haven't really even begun yet. I mean, they're just starting, they're still sort of staring at each other and it was kind of shocking.


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[Assistant] It was an important meeting because, uh, that was like the darkest hour before the next darkest hour. Uhm, things had not been going well all week.


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[Assistant] But usually Boehner does not himself deliver it. On this particular night, he offered to say the prayer.


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[Assistant] God grant me the serenity to change the things I can, to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to recognize the difference.


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[Assistant] The next fight is going to be far uglier and far bloodier than the fights that we've already been through because it's, we're down to the stuff that is the hardest stuff to do. So I just, it's.


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[Assistant] No one has presented a strategy, yet no one is out there talking about a path to get through this next.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have no idea what that could mean. It sounds like, like, like a, like a penalty? Like in a sport type situation? Sport ball? And that's all I really know because I don't really care for sports.


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[Assistant] I'm very excited to watch this episode. This is the last episode before the two part season finale, which we are watching those two together, so next week will be a double reaction. Uhm, I haven't decided if we're taking a break yet before season 5. It would only be a week.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we are yet. I don't think so, but we'll see what happens. Who knows? Who knows? I may change my mind. We'll see. If you see something next week in the comment section, check the pinned and you'll get your answer.


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[Assistant] Please make sure if you want to see the next reaction early, you can check out my Patreon page. Link down in the description below to see the season finale before other people on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Cuuuute. You're not playing help your little boyfriend.


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[Assistant] I believed in you that you could have a redemption arc. And you are just not it, huh? I just need to get off that train, like it is long gone for us.


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[Assistant] That's so cool! I didn't think we were gonna get four new Miraculous users in the last episode before the finale!


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[Assistant] So she touches something with her ball, she can recall it.


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[Assistant] The rubber ducky breaking it was just like a cherry on top. This was an interesting episode. I did not expect to use four new miraculous


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[Assistant] I love it and I hate it. I want to say I love it because literally back in season three, I think it was last season, I actually really wanted like Chloe and Lila to like work together and kind of develop this like


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[Assistant] Hawk daddy and his little hawk daughter's like situation going on.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was like hoping and manifesting that. So the fact that like that might actually come true, it makes me really excited. Like I want them to be a part of it so badly.


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[Assistant] Then again, like, Chloe's redemption seemed to be, like, potentially happening, and then I didn't want her to be a part of it because I wanted her to become a good person, but it seems like they're done away with that. Like, that is gone. Nada. It's not happening. Chloe is going to be bad forever. Not gonna be redeemed.


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[Assistant] So, as disappointing as that is, cause I just, I thought Lila was being introduced for that reason, to basically be our new like, mean person at school who has like a reason to be mean, instead of Chloe just being mean cause she's just,


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[Assistant] Doesn't know better. But now Chloe's just mean because she's just been made fun of essentially. And Ladybug made her mad by taking away.


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[Assistant] So I don't know, it's a little weird to me, but irregardless, I do want the Hawk Daddy and his little Hawk Daughters. I want it so badly. So I'm like hoping that that actually happens and they're not just teasing me again. But yeah, so soccer episode.


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[Assistant] I think the last thing was that movie, Queen Banana was the last one. It's been a few episodes since then, so I did enjoy it. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I was very shocked at the fact that we got, not one, not two, but four new miraculous users. Um, give me a second, I need to pull up their names because I didn't catch all their names. Okay, so we have Stomp, Stompy, Stomp, that is the


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[Assistant] Kwami of Determination, which is a nose ring.


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[Assistant] And I even got that one. We have Bark, who we met one other time, but we have Bark, who is, uh,


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[Assistant] A necklace? In the equami of adoration, which makes sense for a dog.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I should say stop, I like the design.


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[Assistant] Uh, quite a bit with the oxymoronics list. Sabrina's a little lackluster, I'll be honest.


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[Assistant] Compared to like Cat Noir's kind of look, it's a little bland, so I wish the dog Miraculous would've had a bit more. Uh, we have Orico, which is the Kwami of Protector.


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[Assistant] Tension? Tension? I don't know what that means. But it's a thumb ring. And that was giving them marks.


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[Assistant] Which I thought was cool is the ability actually to cop or like have any ability you want. If that's true, that's sick. And I love that so much.


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[Assistant] Like, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. And then we had Nathaniel's, which is Ziggy.


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[Assistant] Which I thought that one was kind of fun. I wish we could've like, saw it a little bit more, but it looks like...


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[Assistant] Nathaniel's able to create whatever he wants, which is cool because I think it's very similar then to his, uh, akumatized version.


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[Assistant] Of uh, Illustrator, I'm trying to like recall old memories.


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[Assistant] It's been a long time since we talked about Illustrator. I've come a long way.


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[Assistant] It was interesting seeing them have to come all together, work together, basically with almost the full roster of our superheroes.


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[Assistant] So I thought it was interesting that we literally have everybody come here besides one.


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[Assistant] Which I thought was fun, uhm, getting to see everybody work together. It's definitely nice. Uhm, oh no, we are missing one still, aren't we? We don't have, uh,


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[Assistant] Alex. Alex is on the sideline. Alex still hasn't got the...


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[Assistant] Bunny Miraculous, uuuh. I can't remember. Rabbit? Bunny Rabbit? Whatever. Uhm, Alex doesn't have their Miraculous yet, so.


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[Assistant] We didn't have the fox and we didn't have our bunny miraculous. Those are the two that we were still missing.


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[Assistant] Alex technically knows that Alex is the holder, yes?


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[Assistant] So I wonder if Alex is like ever kind of jealous that like they haven't got it yet.


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[Assistant] I don't know. That's interesting to me. I haven't really thought about that. Like Alex just has to wait.


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[Assistant] That is actually the last miraculous now that we haven't used. Isn't that crazy, right? That is the last one.


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[Assistant] And character who hasn't received theirs yet.


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[Assistant] Which is interesting. I'm excited to see what will happen. And knowing that Alex is the only one that hasn't got their Kwami and Miraculous does make me nervous that we're gonna have to do some.


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[Assistant] Time travel-y things, and that's not a good sign. So, I don't know that.


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[Assistant] Ooh, that's the- the season finale is gonna be really interesting. I'm definitely very nervous to see what happens with it, but I'm really enjoying this show. I've been very interested in getting to see all the new, like,


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[Assistant] Miraculous holders and our new superheroes. I really enjoyed that we got to just experience a lot of new ones, see a lot of new powers. Like, uh, Pegela was a very interesting one and getting to see


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[Assistant] It- in action in another situation was very nice. Uhm, I know it wasn't this one.


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[Assistant] But I did enjoy getting to see Pegilla, like, you know, show the baby it's mom and it's like, oh mom, and that like helped solve the issue. So I really enjoyed it. I feel like they're doing a pretty good job of including them.


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[Assistant] But overall, I thought it was still a fun, interesting episode and getting to akumasize Chloe again is always hilarious and of course seeing the


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[Assistant] Uselessness of the Charmses.


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[Assistant] So of course we wasted this entire season using them for them to be irrelevant by the end of the season. It's great. It's great.


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[Assistant] So, we met at a nightclub, right? Or I guess like at the guy's, his friend's house that I was actually going to see his, hang out with his friend, not him.


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[Assistant] But I like wasn't like super, I feel like you were the one more interested in me. He was following you on a nightclub all night. Like you went to a nightclub. And I mean, I wasn't really thinking much of it. And then I ended up actually going home with, or going home in an Uber with his


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[Assistant] Three friends or two friends? I fu- I fucked one of his friends and got fingered by the other two before I- he came back to the hotel or the-


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[Assistant] It like, really confused why he was dating me when I went and like stalked his social media and saw his like, exes.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we had sex on top of a car- So we started making our way over to your car, right? And we stopped and we were having like, sex on top of a car and-


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[Assistant] And then he was like, we were driving home. I remember I was sucking your dick in the driver or in the passenger seat and he was like, what's my name? And I was like, daddy. He's like, no, what's my name?


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is like the point in my life where I was party girl, like all I cared about was like doing coke and having sex and not, and like in my head, because I was in the industry for a few years already, I just assumed no one's going to take me seriously. And I didn't, I didn't want to date a male performer because I just don't think I could handle it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was just like the excitement of it all, like we started, you were like choking me on a car and being like,


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[Assistant] It's so weird, yeaah, when I think about it, cause like, all my girlfriends are like, what? You know, like, does he have a brother? Like, cause it's so hard to find a normal guy that's okay with you. I'll be like, giving him a kiss. He's like, okay, have fun in your content shoe, banging this other guy. You know, like, and it's just, it's so nonchalant. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Kind of fell in love over, and then like once I started wanting to get sober, that's when things got like, serious. Cause we got engaged, kind of thing. So we got engaged in...


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[Assistant] Past the party, like the Carmen persona, because I don't really know anything about that, that would be wifey material.


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[Assistant] Uhm, well once I just, after like a really long bender, not eating for days and just doing drugs, I had two back to back seizures.


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[Assistant] And then after that, I think literally two weeks later, I overdosed. Well, I was like on all these pills and drugs and booze. And then I just was like, fuck it. I want to die. And I, um, went to Walgreens and just ate a bunch of sleeping pills out there. And then I was like foaming in the mouth and they took me to the emergency room. And then I woke up and I was on the 5150. Is that what they call it here? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like I was pretty much like near death, they had to like roll me in and...


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't really remember any of that. I remember being at the strip, cause I was working at the strip club that night. And I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna leave and I'm gonna kill myself. And...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I had a lot of health scares and stuff like that so it was like not like just partying like fun stuff like for years I knew like I need to stop but I just couldn't.


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[Assistant] Well, we always just con- like, I consider work not cheating. That's just how it was. Like, we only had sex with each other up until recently.


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[Assistant] Well, when I was retired, so I, I quit to have, like, get married, well, we got married, and then I quit like a year after that. Like, when we got married, we never had a talk, like...


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[Assistant] Okay, you gotta stop performing or you got like, I was even escorting at the time and he never said like, you gotta stop that. It was just...


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[Assistant] I remember like my first, um, interracial DP, he showed up to set with like a dozen of donuts to congratulate me. Wow. Yeah. And like dapping up the dudes and saying, hey, like he's, he's been on set with me while I've recorded content. Remember that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, I don't know, you're just like the one in a million guys I feel, feel I could handle that.


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[Assistant] No, definitely not, because you won't have a- he won't have a threesome, like, with two guys with me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, even for porn, it's out of the norm that you're so okay with everything and you're not a cuck, cause that's what people always say on my stuff, like, oh, your husband must be a cuckold and...


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[Assistant] But, I mean, like, when he was deployed, uhm...


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[Assistant] Right, so I was like, dying. And so he hit up my favorite male performer at that time when he was on a boat on Twitter and was like, Hey, can you go dick down my girl? So literally one day without warning, I just, I get a knock on the door and it's Prince Joshua just standing there and I'm like, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] So is it because you think I'm going to cheat on you anyway, so you just...


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[Assistant] We do scenes, like, with my friends and stuff, and I love scenes, cause I'm like such a lesbian, that like-


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[Assistant] I'd be more mad, like I wanna join, like I wanna eat pussy.


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[Assistant] But like now I don't think, I think I'm so secure in our relationship and we trust each other and just that doesn't bother me anymore. Like I don't feel the jealousy or anything like that.


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[Assistant] So first of all, let me tell- say the backstory. So I was a fucking crazy person in high school, like I- that's when I like really had my issues and I was so jealous and-


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[Assistant] I wanna say like sixth grade and seeing a magazine and I knew like instantly I wanted to do that.


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[Assistant] Because I would go on like, remember like cam4? It's like a free cam site and you can just go on it. So I would tell all the guys like hit me up on MSN, but I would tell them I'm 18. And then they pay me through PayPal and then I do like little shows in my room.


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[Assistant] So I, and I picked up the name Carmen back in senior year.


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[Assistant] And so I was webcamming for a while, but the whole reason I didn't do porn, I remember talking to Spiegler when I was eight, I was blonde and eighteen with no tattoos, and I was talking to Spiegler and he wanted me, and then I was too nervous because my dad is so, like, my dad's so, like, religious, like,


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[Assistant] And I wish I would, I kinda wish I would've just done it then, but uhm, I waited like three years, I went stripping first, and I was like, maybe that will just satisfy me. But then I kept wanting to do more and more, so finally I was like, well fuck it, hopefully he still loves me, but I'm gonna do what I wanna do.


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[Assistant] And he was like, get dressed and come to my room. And then I was just like mortified. I was like, I need-


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[Assistant] I remember in 10th grade, uh, a guy in my school sent my dad one of my nudes, and he literally just opened his phone and had a nude of his, however old I was then, 15, 16.


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[Assistant] Well, my dad knew, I remember he knew the first time I was sexual was when I was seven. And I had sex with three girls, like we had like a sleepover and we all like, we were like scissoring each other. And then one of them felt bad and told their mom on me and was like, she forced us all. I did not force, we were all doing it okay.


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[Assistant] I loved it. It was just, I think I thought about it for so long too and it was something I just knew I wanted to do. And then when I did it and I felt like that, I love performing, like I love people watching.


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[Assistant] So that's why I did like stripping too, I like performing but I had no like morals against having sex with people so I was like super excited to do that and I just loved the feeling and I loved like knowing I was gonna be on the internet for everyone to watch and I just, I felt like it was like the perfect job for me.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it just made me very high. It was almost like a high, like when you get done performing and then you just know you like killed that scene, got face of cum, you're like, I rock that shit.


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[Assistant] I was really big on Tumblr, I remember like Tumblr days. And uhm, all the girls that still follow me from them, it's a lot of like females just be like, oh, you really helped me get sober just from like watching me get sober or like certain things like you helped me like not care anymore and be myself. And I felt like, okay, well if I'm already like helping people when I'm just


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[Assistant] I was just listening to my, uhm, audiobook on the way here, and I was like trying to listen, and I would keep forgetting it's me, cause I just can't believe that it was, cause now I'm so like, I still shoot content and stuff, but I'm so like mommy, like the majority of my life is like mom and wife.


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[Assistant] Doing that, so I forget like, oh my god, like my whole life used to be cocaine and like I just literally saw no future for myself. Like in, in the book I'm just like...


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[Assistant] I'm like, I'm writing and I'm like, I'm so glad I didn't die like, when I tried to kill myself because I would have never seen any of this stuff happen. I just really never thought there'd be anything good that would come out of anything.


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[Assistant] Didn't think that anyone would want to be with me and I was just like, yeaah, I get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I definitely didn't see my life ever. I never thought I could get sober, first of all, because it would be so frustrating to myself, like three days and I'm like feening and it was just, I just never thought it'd happen. And then now being like a mom and everything and


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[Assistant] That's like my sole purpose. It's just, it's just a different life.


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[Assistant] I was, like, when I quit, I had my baby and I had no, like, plans to return. My husband was the one that was telling me, just do it.


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[Assistant] Because like, he said that he felt like a part of me was missing, right? That's what I remember you saying. Cause I was trying to be a good girl so bad and I was trying like, I already lived the whole life, blah blah blah, but it just...


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[Assistant] But it was more so like, well, what are people going to think that I'm a mom? And like, what will my baby think one day? And then I was kind of like, well,


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[Assistant] But the only thing I care about is her getting teased one day, but the way we talked about is they're already going to tease her because they're going to say she was a porn star. You know, by the time she's old enough to realize what that is, I won't be doing it anymore. So it's still going to be in the past. But whether I keep doing it or I did it then, like I'm, they're still going to say you're one with Kermit Kermit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm not gonna hide it in any way. I'm gonna be the one to tell her what I did.


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[Assistant] I would be supportive because, like, I obviously wouldn't want her to do that because I know all, like, the s- the bad stuff that comes along with it. But I definitely wouldn't make her feel ashamed, like, my family made me feel like s- I felt like I- I still can't talk to my dad about what I do for a living because I know the judgment there. So I think I would just...


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[Assistant] But see, like, I've always, from the second I knew what it was, I've just wanted to be so sexual. I wanted to do porn. Like, the money was always, like, secondary to me. Like, I always was just like, I just want to do porn. Which is really weird, because most girls do say they do it because...


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[Assistant] That was a lot of fun. I love when you like, when I get like a big booty girl, like when there's dick and pussy, that's like the best combination for me.


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[Assistant] Three years into porn, four years into porn, and I finally like squirted. And I was so excited. I do remember...


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[Assistant] I know, remember I went to, we all went, uhm, we had a five-way or four-way blowjob with, uhm, my husband. We went to Adriana's first, and it was right before Cardi B concert, and I was like thinking- Of course.


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[Assistant] And in the back of one of my favorite books, uh, she thanked who is now my publisher, but I thought it was an agency. So I went and had a meeting. They liked my book and they...


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[Assistant] Like, cause the first book I read was another porn memoir that I found them through, but I thought she was thanking her agent, but she was thanking her publisher.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, they published it and it- when I was writing it, I had no idea if it'd be published. Like I kind of thought like this is probably like something maybe I'll give my daughter like when she's like 20 to read and like so she knows my whole life story or-


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[Assistant] And I was, I wrote it like when I was pregnant and I wasn't working or anything so it was kind of like I had nothing else to do. And I wrote it hoping.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I had him, um, he was deployed and I was like, I think I want you to write in my book too. So like the very last chapter is Alex wrote and it's just like addressing like,


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[Assistant] How can I be, marry a porn star? Like, how, how can you do that? And uhm, yeah, I remember like when I was like reading it, I was like, oh god, you're perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know August 13th, I'm doing like the first official book tour, or the first book signing in LA.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but then I'm booking feature dancing's around the country so I can do like a double of like book signings at a bookstore before my feature dancing. So yeah, I want to do like a little book tour.


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[Assistant] I guess not, yeaah. But they're like, my publisher knows a bunch of like bookstores in little cities and stuff, but uhm.


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[Assistant] No, uhm, I mean it's kinda hard, it's more so...


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[Assistant] Like if I was like a house girl like dancing, I feel like that would be triggering to me, but I know I'm there to do like my two shows. I go on stage, do that, and then I get to be like kind of like in my own little bubble. Like we've, we went on feature dancing when I was like new, newly sober and it was like kind of.


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[Assistant] But like my main thing is like, alcohol doesn't b- I can be around people drinking now, like that's fine. But like if I- if you guys have like a line on the table I'd be like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I never did anything after that time, but like, now that I have my daughter, like, it gives me a reason, like, I don't even consider it anymore. Before her, like, it was in my head, like, oh I could do it, you know?


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[Assistant] But now it's just like solid, it's so, it's more so like not that I feel like I'm gonna do it, it just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. And they already offered me like a second book. Like they're talking like they want to have a relationship with me putting out books, like in the future. So it's just, it's crazy that like to me, it's just like you, you're taking me seriously. Like you, you know, like it's, it's a weird feeling. Cause I just still am like in my head, I'm kind of like, oh, I'm just a porn star or like I just do porn, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love, it's a good feeling to like, do something to make money other than like, fuck.


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[Assistant] But then it's hard because the clubs that book me don't want like a boyfriend or a husband coming along cause they're just gonna think he's there to like be jealous and like be over my shoulder and like monitor what I do but I'm really like no he's dope he's gonna keep me safe like he's gonna carry my shit so I want him to come but then we have a baby we can't bring a baby to the strip clubs and now we're trying to figure out how to-


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[Assistant] Going out of town for overnights is like so hard for me because I just love her and I like, I'm trying to be the best mom I can, but like with my line of work, like I'm constantly always thinking like, oh my gosh, she's gonna hate me one day.


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[Assistant] So I don't write anything about my daughter on my Carmen stuff, just cause people are immediately like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything's private, just because I'm like my daughter, I don't want them to be like nasty. But uhm, anytime I do like, if I like mention someone, like some perform- Tiana Trump was like, I wanna have a daughter one day. And I was like,


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[Assistant] But I feel like, I almost feel like with a boy it's almost different. I don't know, I don't want them to sexualize my girl.


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[Assistant] I think so because it was like my new addiction. Like it wasn't like I was just like casually working out. Like I was tracking every single calorie to make sure I get this many grams of protein, this many grams of fat. And like I have my whole work, cause I'm like obsessive about things. Like I, like I have such an addictive personality that I have to have like


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[Assistant] But definitely I would say use that as like a healthy addiction because I was definitely obsessed with that was my whole life was just fitness, but it was a healthy addiction. So it was good. Like I was, and it was the first time taking care of my body and it felt, it felt good. And yet on the high, it it's cool to like.


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[Assistant] But I don't think a lot of people will get that because no one would want their girl being banged by all these dudes.


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[Assistant] But you have to remember my world is so much different than yours. Like what's normal to me, like I remember it was really hard for me once I like started having a personal life outside of porn to understand like you can't talk about anal sex at a table when there's other people around you. Like I'm just like in a different world.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like even like stepmom stuff, like I could never, if I was doing, I could never do a scene where I'm like a stepmom to like a girl or something now just because it would just make me think of my daughter. The dynamic's too weird. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Who, I mean, you really got off of that? Dude, like, from doing porn for so many years, I'm so, like, watching regular porn.


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[Assistant] No, I- okay, so I saw this hot scene that- well, it's kinda fucked up that I liked it, but this girl was getting fucked in like this dumpster and like all these dudes were just like using her, and then I wanted to re-find that- that video like months later, I was thinking about it, so I was trying to fucking-


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[Assistant] The trailer. But then I don't like to watch myself because I just like critique it all. I think I sound like a dying animal or something.


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[Assistant] Me and my friends, this was back in like my crazy co-core days of course, we ate a bunch of bananas and chugged like a gallon of milk and did puke porn.


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[Assistant] That's a cool dude too, like he like is all into like poetry and like reading. Really? Yea, and he has like a normal life and like a family and he said that he's like super well off and he got into porn just cause he's a pervert.


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[Assistant] Like, he didn't get into it because he's like, damn, I need to make money. Like, he's like, I'm just doing this because I wanna fuck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Amazon. I mean, even if you just search Carmen Karma on Amazon or Carmen Karma, my book's called Overcome and it's on Amazon. I think you can get like the audio version, the ebook.


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[Assistant] I think four days, but it was like in there all day long, just like killing it. But it was hard. It was harder to read it out loud than it was to write it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like certain subjects I was like, ugh, I do not want to do this chapter. And then when I had to read your part out loud, that's what like made me super emotional. Did you cry? No, I don't cry.


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[Assistant] But it was fun, it was fun, it's so cool, like everyone's sending me like the screenshots on social media and it's just like...


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[Assistant] Well I feel like most people like smoking weed is very bad for the interview on average.


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[Assistant] Weed just makes people kinda like get into their own head. Unless they're like a mega-


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[Assistant] Or you break up with a skater and then you have to remove all of his sponsors.


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[Assistant] Is she kind of, is she like, like, in terms of her adaptation to social media, is it sometimes cringy or is it an issue with it?


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[Assistant] Definitely. So, you guys were just sort of doing the dance thing primarily on YouTube? That was how it all started though?


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[Assistant] So you feel like you guys just were like, we're not ready for the lifestyle out here, or like, or like how grimy people can be?


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[Assistant] Right. Okay, so but overall, that was the move you guys came out here and just started to try to like figure it out in general and like the school tours was just part of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's an important milestone in every young girl's life. If they make it to that level of society.


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[Assistant] I was watching, like, some of you guys' uh, compilations of different dance videos and it feels like you guys got a lot of mileage out of the block boy dance.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, where it just kinda looks crazy because you're doing two different motions. Yeaah. That's crazy, that's actually really interesting. And I feel like NLE Choppa kinda took the crown for being like the craziest like young dancer. Yeaah. In terms of the rapper world at least.


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[Assistant] Cause he's really like athletic with it. He extends his foot backwards so far sometimes. That energy. Yeaah. It's crazy. Is that the key to the dance thing? Like what is the key to making the fans of that type of stuff love you?


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[Assistant] Could hold you back, because when you look at a lot of the female rappers who've blown up over the past year or two, it's like, yeah, Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, they're very explicit. I remember when Nicki Minaj used to rap, like in her early days, she used to be rapping about getting her booty eaten and shit, and then she actually stopped because she started to get like the Young Girl fan base, and then she pulled back on that, and then it's kind of crazy to think that now, like Megan Thee Stallion's huge, and that's, she'll say that on any song, she'll be like, motherfucker, eat my booty.


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[Assistant] I think that's a big part of why people are so drawn to the YouTube thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's just, you know, people can actually kinda...


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[Assistant] Learn from it and like, live experiences to a certain extent before they have to actually go through themselves, those things themselves.


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[Assistant] That is traumatizing, like I went to the jail overnight one night for like 24 hours I was in the fucking holding cell in Manhattan because I was at a party and these girls that we were hanging out with were throwing bottles out the window and hitting cars.


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[Assistant] Dude, the food was so bad that like that alone was the hardest.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, so where do you guys sorta like, like is it weird for you to, to manage the, the YouTuber thing as well as the musician thing? Has there been any kind of growing pains in terms of, uh,


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[Assistant] Figuring out that because like some, some people would say that you like can't do both at the same time.


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[Assistant] What do you guys listen to aside from your own music?


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. Is it hard for you guys to date, given the closeness and the unity and how hard you're working on the group?


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[Assistant] Girls love doing that, they'll always like grab you, like, the friend, like when the girl you're talking to isn't around, they'll grab you and be like, listen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I listen to Act Up. Although I'll be honest with you, I listen to it with totally different ears after I learned that Yachty wrote it.


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[Assistant] Cause it's kinda, cause he's talking about fucking with a scammer dude and I'm like, that's so funny to me because Yachty was a scammer before he blew up as a rapper.


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[Assistant] So, so him writing that song for them where they're basically talking about how much they love the type of guy that Yachty was before he blew up as a rapper is just like hilarious.


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[Assistant] You guys think you could write a song for Lil Yachty? Like, turn the tables?


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[Assistant] There's, I don't know, eating corn dogs. I don't really know exactly like what... Man, that would be hard. It would be hard to write a Lil Yachty verse, I'm not gonna lie.


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[Assistant] But I've been around him a whole shitload of times and all I ever really see is him eating pizza, eating corn dogs.


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[Assistant] At least the old spot used to have roaches and shit. When I saw Hoodrich Pablo Juan jump out of his chair because he saw a roach, that was, that was one of your needs. Y'all caught that on camera?


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[Assistant] But also, I used to have my cat in the studio and some rappers are scared of cats. That was one weird thing I realized.


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[Assistant] Wow. Does that make you feel different about wearing fur and leather and shit?


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[Assistant] Like imagine you could go into the Gucci store and you could buy like...


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[Assistant] I'm fed up just thinking about it. Uhm, so have you guys ever actually met Rihanna or are you still working on that?


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[Assistant] Oh, like that, okay, cause for a second I thought you were accusing them of really having unicorns and I was like, I don't think that's real.


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[Assistant] You know, I went to a drag queen convention and there was a lot of unicorn related merch and stuff. Like that's a whole thing for them, which I don't understand at all. I'm not sure where that was coming from.


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[Assistant] It's actually my first day wearing Fashion Nova for them. Really? And I was wearing an all pink outfit, so I was like, I kinda have to go just because I'm wearing the right fit right now. That's lit. Yeah. Well, there you go.


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[Assistant] Alright, so what's you guys' plan going forward in terms of what you guys are going to drop and what the people should be excited for?


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[Assistant] I remember that Future used to have bars where you'd be basically talking about like being in the club throwing money, holding back tears.


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[Assistant] Sarati, no jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was our lit playlist. Cause we make a bunch of playlists that have different themes, like get over your eggs, or twerking, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] I feel like everybody has their own lane, and if we wanted to do that, we can always grow into that later on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean we edit and film our stuff, so like, we went on a radio run and we were trying to-


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[Assistant] It might not look real and official right now because I'm not in the limelight but I'm working hard.


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[Assistant] Uhm, our EP's dropping August 9th. Serati's playlist, you feel me? Gotta get up.


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[Assistant] Our favorite thing we like to say, you can twerk and cry at the same time.


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[Assistant] We are talking about industrial production. It is industrial waste.


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[Assistant] Typically the farmer has a contract with the company, uh, whether it be Purdue, Tyson, whoever, and you contract to raise their chickens. They own the chickens. Uh, they just drop them off on the farm for us to raise to a marketable age. And then they come and pick up the chickens, uh, take them for processing.


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[Assistant] Designed by the company brought out to the farm and you either sign it and get chickens or sign, not sign it and not get chickens and ultimately lose the farm.


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[Assistant] Yes, the processors dictate all of the terms.


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[Assistant] Well, anybody else who owns an animal is responsible for their waste.


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[Assistant] If the company owns the animal, why are they not responsible for their waste? I've never understood that.


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[Assistant] I have horses, I have a dog that's outside, I'm responsible for their mess.


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[Assistant] Now chickens are owned by these companies like Purdue and Tyson. How is it they're not responsible for it?


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[Assistant] I've said this before, we're all part of it. And yes, I think agriculture is a big contributor to the pollution.


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[Assistant] To the runoff, the runoff in, into the Chesapeake Bay. The industry knows it.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, let's all say, okay, we're a part of it. Now let's find an answer.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's not going to happen and essentially we're going home and wait for the Senate.


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[Assistant] Next stop, Main Street. Well, this is our stop.


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[Assistant] My emperor, the palace defenses have been breached. I'm not worried about the barbarians! I'm worried about him!


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[Assistant] With a lowering barren mountain's tower over the black bottomless lots.


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[Assistant] Horned men from ancient times roamed this land, and of those who venture there, few return.


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[Assistant] You men, take the left flank with me. The rest, the right and await my signal. Yes, sir!


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[Assistant] Search the swamp, lads. Our brothers declined on us. Follow me!


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[Assistant] Display this from the highest place you can find. When the barbarians see it, they'll run. The battle will be ours.


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[Assistant] I'm a Cleese. She'll be slain by the Greek General Maris.


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[Assistant] The story of the poultry industry and of Purdue is vertical integration.


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[Assistant] Well, I think, uh, capitalism in general, uh, stimulates efficiency. And efficiency often is size. And so, you know, I think things had to become bigger in order to keep costs lower so you could maintain, you know, your price structure.


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[Assistant] The manure is considered a resource, actually. The producers want the, the, the litter.


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[Assistant] The chicken litter. It's not a matter of who owns it or doesn't own it. It's a matter of what use is it being, uh, being made from it.


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[Assistant] Well, we can only do what we can do. The farmer certainly is, you know, is his own businessman, uhm, out there on the farm. And, uh, I think it works better if it's a cooperative effort.


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[Assistant] More regulation and enforcement, which nobody likes. I mean, nobody likes, you know, somebody coming onto your farm, you know, without any warning and those kinds of things.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. Her parents spoke to her in Polish. I know so many Armenian people who have been living here for a long time. Heavy Armenian accents. To me, I don't even sound like I have an accent. You do have an accent, but... Just different than like...


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[Assistant] But, so you turn, you turn, you graduate and then how many, how long did you last in the not gonna do porn category?


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[Assistant] That was good. I'm wondering why you spell out blue, but not shoe. Honestly, it was


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[Assistant] A quick one. Bring it to every threesome in the future.


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[Assistant] You guys don't cuddle after the scene. You just needed someone to help you cuddle.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I base it necessarily on clout, I see it on who gets retweeted on my timeline so then I get exposed to them so then I do like, hey, you wanna do a scene together? Right. Or a lot of times they're like in the...


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[Assistant] Fan-central group chat where all the Snapchat girls are kind of all facilitated to speak to each other.


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[Assistant] I don't feel like it's that organic looking. But anyways, uhm, yeaah. Should you do it on your feed?


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[Assistant] Oh, I'd rather like if a girl wants to do a thing on Twitter, I'd rather just like make content with her and like.


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[Assistant] That's it. But Instagram Story, it's like different, it's easy, it expires and...


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[Assistant] You know, whatever. Anyways, uhm, I get why you don't have a real boyfriend now because I'm still mad about this guy. I've never met him.


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[Assistant] Oh no no, right before my period, oof, I am a fucking crazy woman.


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[Assistant] No, you have to look at me and comment on how good it is and fucking caress me and make out me, look at my eyes. You gotta make me feel like, damn, good job, baby.


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[Assistant] Your tits are great. I want to tell you guys something about Natalia's tits. We both bought the same size implants. Her tits look a billion times bigger than mine. And your tits make me want to go back to the doctor. They're amazing.


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[Assistant] Cause you were talking about trying to find coke to stay awake, and I was like, if this motherfucker brings coke around, I'm gonna have a fucked up night, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's just not that, my, my, I went to my psychiatrist for like three months. She basically asked me what I wanted and I didn't tell her I wanted Adderall because I don't want to have a prescription to Adderall. But when I stopped coming and taking my antidepressants, they don't call you. They don't, they're not, they don't like, they don't like wonder if you died. They don't like wonder if-


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[Assistant] Uh, she was very highly recommended, very expensive, out in Redondo Beach, like, right on the water, very- I mean,


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[Assistant] But someone who's taking pills that they need so that they don't go crazy. I'm not, I wasn't on any sort of crazy pills, but I'm just saying like, if someone has prescribed this medication for years and if they don't take them, they're going to be really, really in need of some help.


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[Assistant] Yes, this is, we're talking about the same thing anyway. Uhm.


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[Assistant] She's planning for one she can't shoot by like filming a scene so that she can upload it later so that her Snapchat, you know, has, is active.


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[Assistant] One time when I worked at the grocery store, they were trying to tell me I had to take my nose ring out and I was like, oh, it's for cultural reasons. Uh, they were like, really?


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[Assistant] The position that you sleep in in bed at night, like were you in the womb in that position? Is that why you're most comfortable in that position?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Natalia has a Snapchat, she's really hot, buy it, fancentro.com.


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[Assistant] Yeah, actually they hate me. They hate all girls though. They're always talking shit about Kim. They're fucking haters.


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[Assistant] Does she have issues with like, getting things demonetized and stuff because of her name?


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] I tried, but I just couldn't. With him, I collapsed.


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[Assistant] Many of them are chemicals we're just now starting to be able to even analyze for in water.


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[Assistant] But the treatment isn't intended to remove those products.


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[Assistant] We sampled the finished water at the Washington Aqueduct and we found


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[Assistant] About two thirds of the compounds we detected were still detected in finished water.


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[Assistant] Why study these whales? Well, they're the top predator in the food chain. So they're essentially accumulating all the contaminants. They're the, you know, the last stop in the food chain. They're a laboratory.


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[Assistant] Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams of the 212. You the one in charge here, sir?


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[Assistant] A few scrapes and burns, nothing serious. The others weren't so lucky.


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[Assistant] We tried to get off a distress call, but they cut off our communications. I've been fighting for my life ever since.


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[Assistant] We tried to double back to the beacon, but we walked into an ambush. I don't think any of the others... I think I'm the only one left.


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[Assistant] We held our position as long as we could, until the geth overwhelmed us.


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[Assistant] The dig site is close, just over that rise. It might still be there.


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[Assistant] Hard to say. Maybe we'll know more after we check out the research camp.


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[Assistant] The beacon exploded. A system overload maybe. The blast knocked you cold. The lieutenant and I carried you back here to the ship.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you're okay, Commander. The crew could use some good news after what happened to Jenkins.


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[Assistant] Part of me feels guilty over what happened. If Jenkins was still alive, I might not be here.


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[Assistant] Thanks, Commander. That means a lot from you. I've never met anyone who was awarded the Star of Terra.


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[Assistant] I've seen friends die before. Comes with being a Marine. But to see my whole unit wiped out. And you never get used to seeing dead civilians. But things would have been a lot worse if you hadn't shown up.


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[Assistant] I have to admit, I was a little worried about being assigned to the Normandy. It's nice when someone makes you feel welcome.


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[Assistant] That's right. He was asking for more time to finish his report. Seems like he was close to finding something on Saren.


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[Assistant] What was that all about? Who knows? Let's just try not to get caught in the middle.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry commander, I need to get my duty squared away. I wouldn't mind talking more later though.


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[Assistant] No offense, I appreciate the rescue, I just wish-


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[Assistant] If I had been more alert, we wouldn't have been cut down by an ambush.


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[Assistant] Sir, they have flashlight heads. I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.


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[Assistant] It's that damn cipher. Bit of sorry messed you up good. And for what? We still don't know where to find the stupid conduit. What a waste.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. Her mother was working for Saren. I bet she is too.


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[Assistant] Who put you in charge? Did the commander resign when I wasn't looking?


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[Assistant] I know things are different aboard the Normandy, but, uh, I'm, I'm concerned about the aliens. Vakarian and Rex. With all due respect, Commander, should they have full access to the ship?


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[Assistant] This is the most advanced ship in the Alliance Navy. I don't think we should give them free reign to poke around the vital systems. Engines, sensors, weapons.


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[Assistant] I don't think we should turn down allies. I just think we shouldn't bet everything on them staying allies.


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[Assistant] As noble as the council members seem now, if their backs are against the wall, they'll abandon us.


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[Assistant] A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist. Look.


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[Assistant] If you're fighting a bear, and the only way for you to survive is to sic your dog on it and run, you'll do it. As much as you love your dog, it isn't human.


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[Assistant] It's not racism, not really. Members of their species will always be more important to them than humans are.


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[Assistant] My father, grandfather, great-grandmother, they all picked up a rifle and swore the oath of service. I guess we just tend to think of Earth's interests as our own.


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[Assistant] It won't be a problem, commander. You say jump, I say how high. You tell me to kiss a taurian, I'll ask which cheek.


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[Assistant] You mean the Rakhni, right? They were dangerous, Commander. They proved that two thousand years ago.


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[Assistant] I think it was a mistake to let them go. But that wasn't my call to make. It was yours.


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[Assistant] You know, when we pick up that Asari scientist, we'll have to tell her we killed her mom. That's gonna suck. Just saying, Commander.


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[Assistant] Some asari mumbo jumbo. Supposed to help the commander think like a prothean. I don't know if it worked though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've always been close. Me and my sisters especially. With dad on duty so much, I had to help mom raise them.


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[Assistant] Things were tense between Sara and me for a while. Then we bonded.


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[Assistant] Sarah got herself a boyfriend who wanted to go faster than she did. Mike. I didn't think he was a bad kid, just pushy.


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[Assistant] Lynn would send me these worried vidmails and I'd tell her to relax.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. If he didn't ask at all, I'd wonder if he thought Sarah was ugly. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.


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[Assistant] Mike thought they'd go for a romantic walk in the woods, cause he figured it was past time they did the deed.


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[Assistant] She levered Mike face first into a tree and left. Didn't have a scratch on her. Good thing mom and dad had us all learn some kind of self defense.


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[Assistant] It was only a dozen light years, like a day's cruise. It's not like it was going to Earth or something. My last day out, Mike was waiting for us. Sarah had told her friends, so everyone at school knew what he did. He wasn't happy.


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[Assistant] I swear, she just flowed around him. Next thing I knew, he's face down on the sidewalk, and there's blood everywhere.


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[Assistant] She helped him stop the bleeding and had me call an ambulance. She told the paramedics he fell.


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[Assistant] Before they took him to the hospital, Mike touched Sarah's arm. I thought he was gonna end up on the ground again.


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[Assistant] The Williams women are a decisive bunch, Commander. We do things when we're ready. Not before, not after.


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[Assistant] Ulysses was my dad's favorite poem. Every time he shipped out, he recorded me reading it. He had a dozen versions when he retired.


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[Assistant] I sure hope so. I read it to his grave every time I go home. Dad passed on a few years back. He's probably still watching though. So behave.


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[Assistant] Dead on Skipper. He's with God now. That's not a problem with you, is it? That I believe in God?


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[Assistant] I've met a few people who are really weirded out by my faith. Because I work in space, I can't believe in a higher power. Geez.


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[Assistant] Hello, have you people looked out the window? How can you look at this galaxy and not believe in something? I should get back to my duties. Didn't mean to take up so much of your time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I wouldn't be so worried if it wasn't for Rex. Looks like he's gonna blow a gasket.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't hurt. Well, it might actually. Just do it carefully.


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[Assistant] Not so fast, LT. Commander Shepard will need you to arm the nuke. I'll go with the Salarians.


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[Assistant] Why is it that whenever someone says, with all due respect, they really mean kiss my ass?


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[Assistant] It's okay, Commander. I need a couple of minutes to finish arming the nuke. Go get them and meet me back here.


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[Assistant] I, I can't believe Kaden didn't make it. How could we just leave him down there?


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[Assistant] I know, and I'm grateful, but Kaiden died because of me. Because of us.


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[Assistant] Hey, Skipper. Figured you'd be busy with tactical briefings and whatnot. Don't know what I think about us attacking today, of all days. Kind of an ill omen.


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[Assistant] I'm the only Williams here, I guess you'd be the only other one interested in it.


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[Assistant] In our family, it's not really a celebration, more like an obligation. Don't tell me you don't know about my family. My commanders always find out. It's not my files or something?


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[Assistant] I'm General William's granddaughter, the commander of the Shanxi garrison in the war.


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[Assistant] The only human ever to surrender to an alien race.


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[Assistant] A Williams has to be better than the best, if only to avoid suspicion. That's what my dad told me the night before he retired.


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[Assistant] Takes a special kind of big-headed to march into a job where your family's blacklisted. I did it anyway. I'm not gonna let our name go down with Arnold and Quisling. Granddad deserved better than that.


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[Assistant] Have to disagree with you there, Skipper. Giving aliens the run of our most advanced ship? Cowtowing to the council?


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[Assistant] How can you say that, given everything we've seen out here? They're already acting like Saren is our problem. Already sicking us on the bear.


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[Assistant] We can't afford to trust them, not if the survival of humanity is on the line.


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[Assistant] I don't think humans have some divine mandate, if that's what you mean. I don't think we're superior.


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[Assistant] Well, at least somebody knows that. And a Star of Terror recipient, no less. Granddad must love that. I have a feeling things will come to a head soon. But don't worry, Shepard. I'll protect you.


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[Assistant] But I'm infantry. Against Reapers, my rifle may as well fire spitballs. I won't have a place in this war.


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[Assistant] I guess we'll have to consider this part of humanity's learning experience.


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[Assistant] I know I'm not the easiest person in the world to get to know, so I'll do you a favor. Just this once. I want you to be happy. Whatever you need, I'll help. There, you made me say it. Boom goes my feminine mystique.


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[Assistant] Dad loved all those sappy poets. Mom was more into Plath.


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[Assistant] I'm not a word person, Shepard. Other people say what I mean better than I do.


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[Assistant] We're mutineers, sailing a stolen warship into the most hostile system in the galaxy. I couldn't blame the council for calling us reckless or aggressive.


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[Assistant] I've had some things to think about since coming aboard. Death closes all.


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[Assistant] No. I see a strong, passionate man with a great ass. There are rags against this, you know. You ready to deal with the consequences? I've spent my whole life fighting to get what I want. To get it done, I had to bury a lot of things.


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[Assistant] During that whole time, not even once did I feel like I was worth what I was fighting for.


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[Assistant] Well now, that's a whole new spin for on the floor and give me twenty, huh?


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[Assistant] No pueda, el dinero no lo puedo gastar como si con gusto porque lo miro sucio, siento que...


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[Assistant] We identified the ship that touched down on Eden Prime, the Normandy, a human alliance vessel. It was under the command of Captain Anderson.


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[Assistant] And one step closer to the return of the Reapers.


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[Assistant] Her children were to be ours, raised to hunt and slay Saren's enemies.


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[Assistant] This is not over. Saren is unstoppable. My mind is filled with his light. Everything is clear.


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[Assistant] Sarin still whispers in my mind I can fight his compulsions briefly, but the indoctrination is strong.


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[Assistant] Yes, but it would not be my will, Shevard. People are not themselves around Saren.


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[Assistant] You come to idolize him, worship him, you would do anything for him. The key is sovereign, his flagship.


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[Assistant] It is a dreadnought of incredible size and its power is extraordinary.


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[Assistant] Its technology is far more advanced than that of any known species. The longer you stay aboard, the more Saren's will seems correct.


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[Assistant] I thought I was strong enough to resist, instead I became a willing tool, eager to serve. He sent me here to find the location of the Mew Relay. Its position was lost thousands of years ago.


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[Assistant] The Rachni inhabited that region of our galaxy. They discovered the relay.


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[Assistant] The Rakhni can share memories across generations. Queens inherit the knowledge of their mothers.


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[Assistant] I took the location of the relay from the Queen's mine. I was not gentle.


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[Assistant] I transcribed the data to an OSD. Take it. Please.


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[Assistant] Saren wouldn't tell me his destination. But you must find out quickly.


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[Assistant] Fingers on my spine. You should, you should, uh, you should.


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[Assistant] I cannot go on. You will have to stop him, shepherd.


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[Assistant] I am not entirely myself. I never will be again.


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[Assistant] The Turians don't found colonies on the borders of the Terminus systems, Ambassador.


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[Assistant] The testimony of one traumatized dock worker is hardly compelling proof.


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[Assistant] The Reapers are obviously just a myth, Commander. A convenient lie to cover Severn's true purpose. A legend he is using to bend the Geth to his will.


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[Assistant] Admirable. But sometimes specters have to make sacrifices. I hope you're willing to do that when the time comes.


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[Assistant] Yes, we saw mention of this on your report. Sovereign. Ascension machine. A true artificial intelligence. This news is quite alarming. If it turns out to be accurate.


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[Assistant] Eilos is only accessible to the Mew Relay, deep inside the Termina Systems, Commander. If we send a fleet in there, the only possible outcome is full-scale war.


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[Assistant] Many humans lost their lives in the battle to save the Citadel.


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[Assistant] Brave and courageous soldiers who willingly gave their lives so that we, the council, might live.


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[Assistant] Your heroic and selfless actions serve as a symbol of everything humanity and the Alliance stand for.


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[Assistant] We will need a list of potential candidates to fill humanity's seat on the council.


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[Assistant] My name is Jacqueline Lundy. I work for the Dallas County Constable's Office, Precinct 5. I'm gonna put in my first address.


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[Assistant] When I'm driving out to the location, I kind of try to run some scenarios in my head. Okay, if they're not at home, fine, but if they are at home, what is my next step? What am I going to do? How am I going to approach it?


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[Assistant] The sad part of it, it is sad. I think for me, I would prefer if they were not home, but it's a roll of the dice.


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[Assistant] When they are at home and if they are at home, it tugs at you if there's kids involved because it's not their fault that they're being displaced.


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[Assistant] You don't know who's behind that closed door. So it's an unknown. And an unknown is gonna be a threat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like there's so much about me that people just don't know. Really? So that's why it's a mystery.


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[Assistant] So a lot of people see me as just a sex symbol and they don't know anything about me, which has worked for me, but I mean there's so much that...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't start that way. I think in the beginning I was all family. I was just, you know, I did what worked for me. I have my clothing line. I did that. But then, you know, you gotta go with the trends, like whatever's poppin'. I would post like a little sexy picture. It would kill it. And I was like, oh, this is what people wanna see. And it ended up being what it is now, which is just craziness.


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[Assistant] I was born in Oxnard, California. A lot of people do not know where that's at, so I usually stay like an hour from LA.


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[Assistant] Broken home, parents split up, uhm, my mom cheated on my dad, I hate cheaters for that reason.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we found out and it was just a big like lie going on in the house for like a year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so pretty much I went on this, you know, I lived on my own, took care of myself since I was 15.


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[Assistant] And it is, it was just a lot of hectic crazy shit that, you know, made me who I am, so I'm not mad at it, it's good.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's a good guy. Okay, let me tell you something about me that a lot of people don't know either. I, since a very young age, I've always known what I want.


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[Assistant] Even back then I was choosing, like, I made sure that he was a good guy, he was smart, he was educated, he was in the Marines, back then that was something good.


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[Assistant] Yes, I think as long as you're open and you believe in what you do and, you know, you're proud of what you do and why you do it and your reason is good, then obviously...


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[Assistant] It's all good. And besides that, it's unconditional love. When you have kids, even if you were, fuck up.


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[Assistant] You're still gonna love your parent regardless. You know what I mean? So...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but to him, like, he doesn't care at all, obviously. This is normal. So, and I tell a lot of people too, because a lot of people always trip out, like, what do your kids think? And I'm like, this isn't normal to us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's normal to you. Yeah. Yeah, so he's never had any, uh, like, bad experiences. He's had experiences, but he's just like, whatever.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I've always been a hustler. I always say it's in my blood. To me it's a talent. If you are, you know, like, a savage, you know how to make money, to me it's a talent. Because obviously everyone would be rich if it wasn't a talent.


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[Assistant] And I don't think anything bad of it. My sister was a stripper. So I don't think inch for a long time. I don't think anything bad, just I personally wouldn't do it. I would sell drugs before I would strip.


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[Assistant] So, and that is weird because I was so, I lived in a bubble. I didn't know anything. All I, like I never even met a different race in my life. All I knew was Mexicans, white and black. Like I didn't know like there was any races that were different. Like I literally lived in this small bubble.


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[Assistant] Totally my own bubble. Totally. And that was my life. That was my normal. And uhm, I went somewhere one time and someone came up to me and the cast, they were like, hey, you wanna do a show? I was like, oh, sounds cool. You know, they're like free booze, like free this. I was like, okay, cool. I'll do it. And I ended up doing a show and my life changed drastically.


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[Assistant] Whole truth is, they actually casted me for a different show. It was, uhm, Real Enchants.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I ended up doing that show. Changed my whole life. Changed everything. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I was down with it. Uhm, I wasn't really a fan of him. I like that his music's good. But I was a fan of the show.


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[Assistant] Well, what everyone knew me for was for the episode I got kicked off on. And that was when, uh, they brought the exes.