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[Assistant] Followed a shot of deer, and uh, she hit him in his elbow. He took a right, I mean it was just inches.


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[Assistant] But she hit him and she don't, she, you know, she, she...


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[Assistant] 40 pounds, so when it hit that elbow it didn't go through.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so Jeff, Jeff called me buddy of mine, and he said, uh, I seen him. And see, it wasn't two weeks later.


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[Assistant] Everywhere. I tell you, even shootin' a doe is hard. Tryin' it goes, I mean...


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[Assistant] Paula's pretty picky on which one she's gonna choose.


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[Assistant] I did cut a persimmon seed open the other day. It had a spoon in it. What?


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[Assistant] No. You cut a persimmon seed open, it, it tells the weather how the winter's gonna be.


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[Assistant] If it's a spoon, it means you're gonna be shoveling snow. It's gonna be a cold winter. If it's a fork, it's uh, I don't forget what they are.


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[Assistant] So, I go out to check my trail cameras the other day. I got Johanna with me.


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[Assistant] She said, we run by a persimmon tree. She said, you got it. I gotta get to you. I said, why? She said, I want to make some jam.


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[Assistant] And look, I buy it in the morning, and like you, it was better. I said.


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[Assistant] These ain't gonna, that ain't gonna be no good, she said. She said no. She said you fill up a Ziploc bag and put a banana in it. And put the.


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[Assistant] Persimmons in that bag with the banana lets off a gas that neutralizes the tannin.


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[Assistant] What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?


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[Assistant] Hey, let's go build a lodge under that tree.


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[Assistant] I ain't doing that. What if he starts spitting seeds out of that trunk at you?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Y'all just pull up and get out of the Jeep or something.


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[Assistant] So they were used to seeing him, they weren't used to seeing him.


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[Assistant] It was a good week. Joey Logano won NASCAR.


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[Assistant] You articulate all the, all of it you can. You just want to absorb.


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[Assistant] That is a, well I want a second to that because, uhm, unfortunately, me and Paula came from broken homes.


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[Assistant] And that was one thing that I didn't want to let happen. And I told her, I said, look, I said, we're going to get mad at each other. After this is the one time she got mad at me. But I said, it's okay. It's okay to be mad.


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[Assistant] Ain't gonna be no going to mamas. Ain't gonna be no going to daddies. Ain't gonna be no sleeping on the couch.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. It is good to be back. I've been on a little bit of a hiatus. I saw y'all brought in the B Squad. Uh, Phil, Jace.


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[Assistant] Taking back your shampoo you got.


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[Assistant] You know, she was just being cautious.


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[Assistant] I'd much rather her send you there for that. And nothing be wrong than the other way around.


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[Assistant] Surely that thing got more than a 10 year warranty on it.


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[Assistant] I am too. I'm just glad that that text message was like false alarm because I was about eight hours away.


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[Assistant] Which is a lot better than the results you had a few years ago.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. That's why they got all them meat markets down there.


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[Assistant] That's good. He's still traveling, still getting around.


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[Assistant] It's been weird not being here. That's the longest I've been going from his office.


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[Assistant] I watched what y'all did though. Y'all did alright. Y'all don't need me. I can head on out to pasture now.


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[Assistant] Well let's take our first break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Look, from forgotten free trials to automatic renewals, when big companies keep charging you, True Bill is your secret weapon to save you money on subscriptions you don't need. I got an alert this past weekend.


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[Assistant] Sayin' that, uh, my Apple TV Plus was gonna take out, which I'll admit, I started with a free subscription, right? But then I found a show that I really like, Ted Lasso, and so I'm fine with payin' the five dollars a month or whatever it is now.


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[Assistant] If I didn't and I just watched that and I was like I'll forget it. Truebill would have reminded me. They would have saved me that five dollars a month which if you start doing that time and time again you can actually add up a ton of savings. Truebill is a new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions you don't need.


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[Assistant] Want or simply forgot about on average people save up to $720 a year with True Bill.


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[Assistant] He saved $660 a year on his direct TV bill. $120 for the year on SiriusXM.


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[Assistant] And saved $840 a year on car insurance.


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[Assistant] Truebill.com slash duck, it could save you thousands a year. Truebill.com slash.


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[Assistant] But the problem is every time he hires somebody else, it's making John David feel that much better.


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[Assistant] That's what's funny. To me, that's just what's hilarious cause like we get on John David, but look, I, I was John David for a little while.


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[Assistant] Those 10, 30, 11 PM phone calls are misery. Cause you're like, hey, I gotta go put my fricking britches on. I gotta go do something. And I was like, boy, when them days left, I said, woof. Okay.


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[Assistant] Now my 10 p.m. phone calls from during I have to do with the business, which don't mean I gotta get out of bed. I can sit there and still talk about that. Yeah, that would like the military.


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[Assistant] There's also something to be said for driving a skid steer.


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[Assistant] Oh, you can turn it into dust in a matter of skits.


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[Assistant] They make an attachment for that, but it's just like got a big cutter on the front of it. It's basically a front wheel drive bush hog.


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[Assistant] You get to see everything you're cutting instead of looking behind and making sure you don't hit.


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[Assistant] Oh, you moving dirt. There you go. No, that thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got a hundred different attachments you can put on the front.


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[Assistant] You go around cutting out a button Willa, you liable to get run off from around there. You liable to get a R-U-N-O-F-T.


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[Assistant] I got no love laws for a buttonwiller. You know why? Cause there's always a purple tail nest hiding in them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they harbor things that'll hurt you. Now ducks like them too.


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[Assistant] I had a picture pop up today on my memories of a mud snake that I caught and posed and was taking pictures of him from like 12 years ago today. I was like, aw man, them was days.


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[Assistant] I used to catch them snakes and put them in an ice chest and get them real cold and then I could go out there and pose them and you got like five minutes where you can take a good picture before they get warm again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. I'm glad they're doing that and the treasure part of it is pretty cool. It just, man, you do a lot of digging for not a lot in return.


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[Assistant] Well what's that fish guy when they call like the fish, oh a musky. Didn't he like a fish that had 10,000 casts or something?


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[Assistant] A thousand carat, that's kind of what that metal detecting seems like.


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[Assistant] You dig you a thousand holes, you'll find you something good. So it just-


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[Assistant] I actually saw, laid my eyes on my first wild musky while I was up in Tennessee, in the Okohi River.


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[Assistant] But it was cool. Like they get real big, but this was a, this was a baby, but it was just cool. Cause there's like no denying what you were looking at and for, you know, we don't have that stuff down here.


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[Assistant] And then the other cool thing is we were fishing for bass, and Wheeler flipped up there, set the hook, and he just snatched, he just flipped up a walleye.


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[Assistant] It's good. Yeah, they just strange critters. Cause we, I mean, I say strange for people that catch them all the time. They probably ain't that strange, but for us, it's like.


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[Assistant] I just look, I just, I just. He's a pretty fish. We had him in the live well and I just sitting there looking at him. I was like, I like petting him. I was like, aw man, this thing cool. He gonna be somebody's dinner. I was hoping it was gonna be mine.


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[Assistant] Too hot. Too hot and not enough flow, probably. Probably. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Remember that? Yeah, they still in the Washtaw River. They just get lost.


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[Assistant] They come through the locks and dams with everything else from up there north, but you get up there close to Lake Washtal, it's full of them, supposedly. Get up there to the headwaters.


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[Assistant] Straight line, it ain't very far. But there, uh, we were, we fished below that dam on Parksville Lake. And I was just looking at that thing. And I said, you know, it took some men to build that thing.


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[Assistant] On the Okohi River. Way tougher men than what we make in these days, I can guarantee you.


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[Assistant] But it was, I posted a picture on my Instagram just cause I was like, I don't really take selfies that often, but I look at that thing, I said.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got to take a picture in front of that. I was just like, man, that thing's cool.


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[Assistant] No, I ain't seen them there that often, that's why I was. But they're making a comeback, them old lizards is everywhere.


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[Assistant] That's them young males get caught up. Speaking of young males, how's your little bear doing?


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[Assistant] So if you run up on him and see him, keep your pan with you.


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[Assistant] For undoing his propane bottles, where if he would just put them on their hand tight, you could get them off with your hand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if y'all ever want to wonder what we're dealing with around here, that is it in a nutshell right there. But let's take another break. We'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] I know. No, all he had was a big hole in the ground.


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[Assistant] Where he's trying to put that new dump in. It is not.


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[Assistant] That's why I was saying two weeks ago when I was there, it was still just a big cut. Bill, the only man I know tried to block up 50 yards wide worth of water with one 20 inch pipe or something. I was like, that ain't gonna work.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, water flow is, somebody a lot smarter than me figured out water flow. You just have to plug in the numbers. Like, it's not, it's not hard. They got all the equations. You just have to put them in.


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[Assistant] No, but you can't because that's not the way Phil works. It's right now. That's how Phil works. Right now. Big hurry.


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[Assistant] Well, I got this pipe, let's try it. What's the worst that can happen? Oh, I know.


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[Assistant] A little 4 inch shower draining through a 50 yard wide ditch and one pipe in the middle of it.


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[Assistant] I ain't saying I don't believe you, but I, I got a Google world's tallest tree.


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[Assistant] Oh, are you talking about things floating down the river, the size of Nashville the other day? And I get a text. And it's a dock. A boat dock. A boat dock I know well. And it ain't where it used to be.


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[Assistant] And it's floating down the river. Meanwhile, he's on an airplane headed to Venice, Italy. He said, I need help. I was like, Oh boy. What am I going to do? I'm three hours from there.


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[Assistant] Well we rounded up a crew, we saved a boat dock, but there was a boat dock and a pontoon boat attached to it just floating down the river.


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[Assistant] I just ain't ever seen that. I ain't ever just seen a boat dock with a boat in it just headed downstream.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said, boy, you about to have the TVA all over you, son.


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[Assistant] I told him we needed to sink that pontoon boat. That thing ain't been nothing but cursed since we did it. I said that pontoon boat's what did it. I said let's sink it and catch a bass off of it. How about that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, make a reef. Put him out there on the ledge and let's catch a bass off of him. Call it good.


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[Assistant] That's for sure. But I did, I did get the opportunity to meet a legend while I was there.


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[Assistant] You may have heard of him. He's famous for a line known as Omaha.


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[Assistant] He was out fishing and we knew the guy that he was fishing with. He said come on over and meet him. So we stopped and shook hands with him. He's a good dude. I didn't know he had twins.


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[Assistant] Small world, right? He had his twins out there taking him fishing, so.


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[Assistant] No, no, a bit bigger. But he's nice a fella as there can be.


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[Assistant] We're probably the same height. Yeaah, he's probably 6'4", somewhere around there. He's bigger than I thought he would be.


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[Assistant] Basketball players don't look tall either and every one of them you meet you go.


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[Assistant] You know, what I found the coolest about it all though is a man who could want anything, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, anything he wants, he get, he buy, he write a check for, big cash. And he had his kids out there trying to catch a fish. I said, there, that.


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[Assistant] That's parenting done right right there. That's good. Even with all that and all the distractions they could have in the world, they out there trying to catch a bass. And they caught them too. They caught them.


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[Assistant] It was fun to watch. We sat there and watched them reel them in. It was fun to watch. So it was, but it was cool. You know, you always worry about that kind of stuff, like meeting those kind of people. You're like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] And then you do and you're like, yeah man, that was awesome. Regular dude. Regular dude. Yup. Regular dude taking his kids fishing.


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[Assistant] So any of y'all out there wondering about Peyton Manning, he gets my, he gets my stamp of approval 100%. I mean, he already had it because he's a good guy or I always thought he was a good guy. He just confirmed the fact.


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[Assistant] We're back. We're in the inbox. Look, John David's not here, so I'm taking it over. If you have stuff, send it to us. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the email address. Our first question that I have, I thought was interesting since we're all four married, it's from a feller named John. They said, Hey guys,


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[Assistant] John here. I've been hearing a lot of y'all's advice lately, but I haven't heard this particular question yet. Do y'all see it as tacky?


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[Assistant] And she's already suspicious since I've been talking about proposing for a little while now. Any advice would be great.


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[Assistant] Well see, I had to call because me and Brittany were seven and a half hours apart.


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[Assistant] I just decided to do it because I wasn't going to do it. I was going to wait a little bit. But then once I had that ring in my...


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[Assistant] Possession? That thing like hot potato. You gotta get rid of him. Like you gotta. You had to, you had to overcome it. I called her dad on the way up and I said, and I called her mom too, cause her parents were divorced. So I asked both of them, but I said, look, I'll come see y'all just as soon as we get this done.


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[Assistant] I just, I want to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. I'm going to go do it. I said, I'm a nervous wreck. I can't like, I just got to get this over. They both said, absolutely. And then once we did it, we went immediately thereafter and saw them and then we're able to shake hands face to face, you know, look each other in the eye kind of a deal. So John, if you're able to, and you're close.


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[Assistant] Because you can call, uh, you say her dad's around, but you can call and set up a lunch with him and she won't know anything about it. Like y'all, y'all both are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, her dad, her dad was actually really appreciative that I called him even though I couldn't be there first. And then we went and did that and I just spent all week with him. So everything's good.


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[Assistant] Everything's good. This is one since we got sign stone here. This is from our buddy Austin.


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[Assistant] Gentlemen, I'm leaving the country soon due to military work and I was curious if Uncle Sire J had any advice on how to stay positive on being in another country.


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[Assistant] While having my wife and one year old daughter back in the States. Thank y'all for everything and God bless. Before y'all answer. Thank you, Austin.


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[Assistant] For the sacrifices you make serving our country. Uh, and, and please pass along our thank you to your wife and your daughter as well, because you're, you're not the only one dealing with it. So thank them.


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[Assistant] But I'll let our two, our two veterans weigh in on this.


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[Assistant] Well, that's awesome. Look, Austin, again, we thank you for your service, buddy. We'll keep you lifted up while you're over there.


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[Assistant] And we're up against time. So Godwin, do you have a, you have a, you said you had a verse you wanted to share with us to send us home. What you got, old buddy?


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[Assistant] Alright, well we've enjoyed it y'all. Hope y'all enjoy this next little clip.


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[Assistant] From the treasure show that can be seen on Fox Nation streaming, you can, uh,


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[Assistant] Veterans and first responders all get a free membership for a year. Is that correct? That's correct. Yup.


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[Assistant] So if you want to check it out, be sure, hop over there, check it out. We're going to show you a little clip right here. Thanks for joining us in the Duck Call Room. We'll see y'all next time.


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[Assistant] Hey look guys, hey, welcome back to the podcast room.


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[Assistant] We were just talking about how everybody in the world, this is just my humble opinion, are hurting. Okay. And look.


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[Assistant] What the problem with the human race is, in my humble opinion, okay, we're hurting and we're searching for relief, okay, and we always search in the wrong places.


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[Assistant] God put it in us, okay, when he created Adam and Eve.


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[Assistant] He made us to be eternal beings.


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[Assistant] Cause if he wouldn't have, we wouldn't have, they would not have had a tree of life in the Garden of Eden.


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[Assistant] Anyway, okay, so we were meant to be eternal. God wants us to be with him.


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[Assistant] Every one of us, he don't want to lose a one, he wants all of us to be his children and to spend eternity with him, his son, and the Holy Spirit. And with that, I'll stop preaching with this.


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[Assistant] Every day i get one day older okay i'll learn something about.


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[Assistant] We've taken the word religion the human race has, and we've made it unrecognizable where it's got everybody so confused of what it is.


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[Assistant] Okay, and look, it's very simple. God loves us and he wants the best for us. That's why I'm hung up on threes. Father, Son, Holy Spirit, faith, hope and love. Them six.


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[Assistant] You're going to have to put your faith in some thing or someone. You're going to have to hope for something or someone, and you're going to have to love and want to be, you know, you want to, everybody want needs love.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm a flawed, sinful human being.


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[Assistant] So anyway guys, hey, for all of you hurting there, I'll give you a little advice. 74 years of it. Okay. I would not know what to do.


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[Assistant] If I could not turn to the Almighty and know He's there and will help me with all of my struggles.


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[Assistant] I really wouldn't, and I take, you know, Make-A-Wish Foundation.


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[Assistant] The, the show gave me a platform to speak to a lot of people. Well, when the first time it happened when I kid.


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[Assistant] His last wish on this earth, he's on his way out. He's got stage four cancer. He wants to meet and spend a little time with Uncle Si. Pretty awesome. Hey.


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[Assistant] That made me hit my knees and talk to the Almighty how He used me to help them, Father.


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[Assistant] You know, because I, I don't, I don't know what a mom and dad does. It would be fine for me to go to the doctor and he tell me how you got stage four cancer to die. Hey, I've had a great life. Thank you Lord for all of it.


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[Assistant] Okay, but hey, but if I had taken my child when she was small and they told me that, I don't really think I could have handled it. Okay. But now, like I said, I'll stop preaching and we'll get on with it. Hey, welcome, Hunter. Hope you enjoyed.


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[Assistant] With this being said, okay, you need, I'm going to add this to everybody with God. Hey, this video is running on you seven days a week, 24 seven, buddy.


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[Assistant] Okay. So, hey, yo, a lot of people don't think about that.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause hey look, oh, you remember when, uh, we did the episode and, and I think it was Phillip said, okay, uh, if it's known, it's manageable.


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[Assistant] Okay, we had, no, we had asked, where did it come from, and Philip said, oh, I think I had it in one of my classes in college.


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[Assistant] We was at an event and he was, he was doing something with one of my books.


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[Assistant] That was something I said in one of my books.


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[Assistant] Okay. That came from me. I said that. So I, and look, I don't even know the context of what I was talking about at the time.


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[Assistant] But it was in the book. Come on now. I'm just telling you what. And look, that was Phillip. Phillip was the one that I, I finally run down where that came from.


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[Assistant] And he, and he's busted alive and he said, you're not going to believe where it come from. And I said,


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[Assistant] Well, where'd it come from? He said from you, it was written in your, in your book.


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[Assistant] So I said, well, okay. Cause John David checks me when he's sitting here to my left on everything I say.


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[Assistant] Oh, that just reminded me. I've got a buddy. Him and his wife and his kid. They just had, they just had a baby. Okay, and the baby has got leukemia.


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[Assistant] Hey, I want all of y'all out there to pray for Scotty Rob and his family and new infant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, Saint Jude right now. So everybody keep them in their prayers if you please would. And look, you can go to my Facebook, and I think Phillip's already done it. We got a fund me going on for chance. And if you can, hey, whatever you donate will be appreciated greatly.


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[Assistant] Okay, but y'all keep him in your prayers. Keep your family in his prayers.


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[Assistant] Guess what I'm in right now. What are you in? I'm in a boat. Guess where I'm going.


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[Assistant] I'm going to pristine waters of New Zealand, baby. And guess what, I'm gonna go, go, go there far. What you gettin' there?


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[Assistant] We're going through there and we're fixing to get some Omega XL. Well, why would you do that? Hey, cause I've got joint problems. Okay. And I got inflammation in my wrist and my knees and guess what? But Hey, I got it covered. I pop a couple of omega XLS drink down with tea.


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[Assistant] The first responders turn on their sirens and hit about 125 and go to the spot of inflammation. Bam! It's gone. And what happens when you knock out inflammation?


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[Assistant] Just amazing product that gets rid of information.


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[Assistant] But two bottles, the second one is free. And hey, you got the fountain of youth at your fingertips. You're going to give me your second bottle? No, you got to order your first one son.


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[Assistant] The thing about Hunter that always remind me is, hey, every time I say something really funny, he's over there trying to be quiet. Oh yeah. He'll cackle on it. I don't have to be quiet now. Go crazy.


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[Assistant] They was a Robertson. You know, good and well, we're unfiltered, whatever comes through my mind.


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[Assistant] It's gonna come out my mouth. That's a true statement. You know, so you gotta learn to filter stuff, okay? See, when she said that, you said, okay. You know, cause when I, when the doctor told me, I think you got a little blockage in your heart.


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[Assistant] Well, I looked at the same picture she did and I'm not a doctor. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I said, well, I don't see what she's worried about, but so I just, when I thought she's, I just said, well, she knows I'm doing this so that maybe I can have some suffer valves put in my lungs to help me breathe.


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[Assistant] And she wants to be, she's being overcautious. So she ordered up, uh, you know, they run the scope up and check your heart out, which I'm glad she did because I got a good report.


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[Assistant] But, you know, but I don't, you know, I finally learned not to let nothing, whatever say it, stress me out.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I remember when I had the heart attack in the woods chasing a big mile of Drake. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, no, that scared me that well that night when I'm waiting to be operated on the next morning. Okay. I was just.


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[Assistant] Anxiety wasn't the word. Okay. My heart was right, was going up and down and I was fluctuating bad. And Dr. White finally come in the surgeon that was going to operate on me and said, Hey, look, you need to quit this or I'm going to have to take you in and operate tonight.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cause then he said, because I don't want to operate on you without my team. And he said, they're not in yet. So I'm sitting there and I got to thank him. And then me and God had a personal visitation.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I said, I'm sorry about all this stupid stuff I'm doing.


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[Assistant] You know, you've gave me what? 65 years of wonderful life. Okay. Which I did not deserve. You've always had my back on everything I've ever done.


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[Assistant] So hey, if I die on the operating table, me and you are square. We're good to go. I don't really care. And I settle down and the next thing, oh hey, the next morning goes by and they operate and everything's good.


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[Assistant] You can get a set of towels that are so thick. Okay. You could actually use them as a blanket.


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[Assistant] No, their mother showed up. Mother and father. Oh, Benny.


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[Assistant] He don't work here. He's worked there for like three years. And everybody said, nope. You know, and I said, oh, then they said, wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh, some field name is some nickname.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And tell them that old gypsum named, I said, Oh, that's who, yeah, that's who you're at.


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[Assistant] The best one, the best one they ever nicknamed for me was Nolak.


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[Assistant] He's got a new one out boys and it's 100 days of truth and freedom to heal America's soul.


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[Assistant] There you go. So hey, a hundred days, a hundred days boys. And look page and a half about it is all they are.


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[Assistant] Page and a half. It's a page and a half long. It's a page and a half long, about every one of them.


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[Assistant] Because you said thin walls, I'll go back to Fort Knox, Kentucky where I actually lived in what used to be a chicken house and all they did was put


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[Assistant] Thin walls and made little apartments, about five of them.


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[Assistant] No, no, when bad I hear, I love you. And I said boy that guy's got a deep voice.


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[Assistant] And look, I'm talking about as deep as you can go, boys, on voice. And I said, whoop, wrong answer, dude. I come home and I said, I said, baby. She said, what? I said, it's not him, it's her.


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[Assistant] He did. It was so long when they introduced himself. Deep voice from the little lady and she probably weighed 90 pounds soaking wet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey, that got a show name at 25 words or less. I click it on every once in a while in the morning.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, usually, usually I'm in bed. No, no, usually I'm still in bed, but everyone's why I wake up. You know, when God gives me one of them AM AM call and whisper some lovely words in my ear for the day now, which I'm enjoying more and more.


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[Assistant] First thing I would say was you and your wife get your head together. Okay. And make a decision.


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[Assistant] Well, then you've got to pick a word I want somewhere in the middle compromise compromise. And not only that, then here's this is for the man himself. Thank you. A sharp pocket knife like this one right here.


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[Assistant] I always said this, hey, I don't really care as long as when I come home, you're there.


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[Assistant] Cause I, everybody should know that the woman makes, turns a house into a home.


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[Assistant] So long as, long as the woman you love is in your bed with you at night, you're good to go.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's what you were saying. Yeah. Okay. People, people are role models and don't even know it.


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[Assistant] Okay, and, and like I tell people when they ask me for like, uh, give me advice about raising kids. The one thing that you need to do with raising kids is, is be consistent.


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[Assistant] That way they know, they know where you're coming from and that needs to be in like in concrete. Yeah. Okay. Consistency.


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[Assistant] Okay, because if like Martin fixed to learn, okay, if you got two.


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[Assistant] You can't write them, you can't treat them the same because they're, they're, both of them are uniquely made.


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[Assistant] Paul started out saying, I don't want you to grieve like the rest of the world.


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[Assistant] The good thing about this is if you believe in God, you'll see him again, or you will see that person again.


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[Assistant] It's only time involved here and with, with the resurrection, it's like when you have surgery and they put you to sleep, you may have went through 18 hours of surgery. Okay. But to you, you closed your eyes. Then you woke up. No time has gone anywhere. Okay. That's the cool thing. We will see them again.


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[Assistant] I didn't know his father owned all that property. Why didn't he?


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[Assistant] Alright boys, I like it. I'm fired up. Hey, y'all go down there, okay, find the merchandise, the mini balls, the bullets, all this good stuff. Mark Brewster is having a special auction here in the next couple of weeks. Brewster? Yea. Mark Brewster.


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[Assistant] Sold to the man wearing a hat. Are we all wearing a hat?


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[Assistant] We're not talking about Venice, Italy. We're talking about Venice, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] I prefer killing my own protein to put in the sausage.


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[Assistant] We gonna, we gonna go down there and do us a little tail hunting, little redfish catching, little fellowship.


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[Assistant] Take a load off for a couple days? A September vacation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I don't think that was accurate. Most of the time if I want to put it on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get down in the 8th, so you're almost leaving the earth.


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[Assistant] But now we've been doing this for about five years and it's a, it's a awesome trip. Great guys down there, but they actually have a duck blind down there that they named after Si. They call it the Si pad.


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[Assistant] Don't guide the guide. That's right. That's the road. Don't ever guide the guide.


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[Assistant] Yep. Another rule is guests don't bring guests.


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[Assistant] I was over here yesterday, he, his chair is surrounded by pee pads. All the puppies. Those little rat terrier puppies.


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[Assistant] There, there is a trail of pee pads from his chair all the way to the front door and them dogs don't even pee on them. They, they pee on the floor. Right next to the pee pad. So Phil grabbed the pee pad.


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[Assistant] And wipe up the dog pee with the pee pad and then turn it over and set it back down on the floor.


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[Assistant] Have you seen Kay's new dogs? They're about this tall.


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[Assistant] You know, every time one of them dies, she gets another one that names it the same name. This time she got two, a female and a male. So she got Bobo and BB. BB got a pink collar. Bobo got a black collar, but Bobo clad up on top of Phil's chair.


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[Assistant] So Phil jumps up in half a second, that dog projectile vomits this big ball about the size of this stupid bell right here. And it went right down Phil's back.


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[Assistant] That is dramatic. I got one too. It's a similar circumstance.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I was, I was eating lunch yesterday and I just, it was, the roast was good, but I just couldn't.


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[Assistant] The air was filled with, uh, urine, urine scent. Yeah. So it was very difficult.


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[Assistant] Well, he can't smell it anymore either. So that's out.


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[Assistant] No, what was that dog we had that every morning would take a dump in the, in the boat trace. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So remember that if you pay on side, you're going to get kicked in the face.


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[Assistant] It is, every time he takes leak, I think I'm, I'm smelling a gas leak somewhere, kerosene or nitroglycerin.


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[Assistant] Hey Martin, did you know that Phil's famous dog, Blue, uh, just produced a litter of puppies? Oh boy.


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[Assistant] Well, he was the sire. He was the sire. We didn't have him, but.


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[Assistant] Burley's guys hunted with us for years and, uh, he took old blue when he got old and, uh, put him out to pasture as they say. Well, it turns out that blue.


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[Assistant] Has some offspring. So Phil told Burley that look here, you pick the three best looking puppies you got and you bring them down here and we're going to figure out which one is going to be the best during hunting season.


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[Assistant] I would say the best cripple getter I've ever seen. He's, he would have retrieved cripple Woody's in, in the, in the buck brush, which is near about impossible. If he, and he had the best nose of any dog I've ever been around and memory.


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[Assistant] And he could mark everything. Oh yeah. He's watching.


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[Assistant] He couldn't shut up, never shut up and he had a real bad gas and he peed on side.


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[Assistant] He came back with that, with that duck in his mouth an hour later and he went plumb out of hearing.


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[Assistant] He run him down and brought him back. And not only that, if we, if we see a cripple sail down, I'm talking five, 600 yards away, Jace marks better than blue. So Jace knows the general area where that duck would take blue over there way after the hunt, turn him loose. Guess what? Find him. He comes back with him. Yeah. Blue. Good.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, he had, he would find a piece of wood on that blind lid.


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[Assistant] He did. He didn't want to miss out. He was a hunter. I'm telling you, he was a duck hunter. He had FOMO.


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[Assistant] You know, they say a dog takes on his owner's personality and that over the years.


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[Assistant] That dog will be around feeling sad. It turned into him.


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[Assistant] That dog ain't even, he ain't paying attention. They are not very good dog handlers.


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[Assistant] Jace worse than him. He will just barely blow that whistle. I said, you got to blow it hard one time.


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[Assistant] Oh, long time. And Phil, Phil loves that dog. Still loves it.


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[Assistant] Oh, well let's get into that after we take this break. That's going to be a good one. That's a good looking out there.


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[Assistant] All right, so, so I'm going to, I'm going to help Cy out with this one. So, um, the size, right? Jace had a good idea of how to take some of the, some of the spunk out of blue, you know, so instead of keeping him pinned up in the kennel, which most all dogs, by the way,


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[Assistant] Live in a kennel pretty much. So you take them out, you let them run, you, you work on them, you train them.


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[Assistant] Got into those little dogs, dog food, just tucked everything over, ate every bit of it.


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[Assistant] It was got into the pantry, got into the pantry and just destroyed it. I ate everything that was edible.


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[Assistant] Another thing I forgot to tell you about, uh, you got the trail of pee pads, but then there's little bitty, uh, bowls of dog food on every piece of furniture. So, and on the floor underneath. So you got a.


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[Assistant] A little bowl of dog food on the cat, she got one at the bottom of the cat, she got a little bowl of dog food, uh, okay sir.


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[Assistant] There's seven, eight bowls of dog food. So the little puppies have access to food at all times.


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[Assistant] No, that was Bobo. He passed away. UPS man got him.


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[Assistant] I have witnessed Bobo kill a cottonmouth. I'm talking about a good size cottonmouth. Oh yeaah. They're not terriers or something.


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[Assistant] He'd wait, he was like a Tasmanian devil.


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[Assistant] He'd wait till that snake got to just the right spot and he'd grab him by the back of the head and shake him violently.


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[Assistant] And then let him go and that snake will strike at him and bow bow.


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[Assistant] It was impressive. He would finally do that so many times, he'd kill it. That's right. That's how he killed him.


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[Assistant] Hey, you gotta be pretty quick, but he was immune to the cotton bath venom. I mean, yeah, he done got bit so many.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what Bobo wouldn't do though, I went out there one day, I walked past that, that trailer on Stiltz and I heard, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] I backed up and I looked and it was a rattlesnake. I'm talking about a good, a good, big, big as your forearm. Down where? Down there behind the loft that trailer on stills. Well, we used to hang all the decoys. But then them dogs come out.


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[Assistant] Bobo come out and they had that thing surrounded about four dogs. Well, three of them were in there pretty tight. Bobo was back. He's a general. Yeah. He was back a couple of feet from the other dogs and he looked at that rattlesnake and he'd look at me.


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[Assistant] He looked at that rattlesnake. I was wondering if he was going to do that, that big rattle or what he does with those cottonmouths. Nope. He backed off of that one. So I went and got the 20 gaze, shot his head off. And then as soon as I shot it, Bobo dove in on it.


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[Assistant] Well, he was never happier than when he was killing a snake.


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[Assistant] Phil had that old beaver pelt and he'd walk in there with that beaver pelt over his face and it wasn't nothing but his eyes showing. And when Bobo saw him, he...


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, well we got to show this one too. Uh oh, we got another Bobo. One more. Alright, you got your airdrop on, uh, this is one more in memory of Bobo.


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[Assistant] Except you're going to need a volume on this one.


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[Assistant] When, uh, Sadie, Sadie and Christian had honey, she told, she told Willie, she said, you better not call her honey boo boo.


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[Assistant] He named his old, his son-in-law, named him Buttcut. Yeah, that haircut parted right down the middle. Oh.


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[Assistant] Why do all of them stories end up like that? He went half dead to the dog.


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[Assistant] If the birds get over the decoy, they just accidentally get shot sometimes.


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[Assistant] So just made out of, yeah, basket weaving material.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but today, hey, they, they say so much that now you guys got the.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause you can't, you know, in Louisiana, you can't hunt like they do like up, you know, up Northern States. You wouldn't get dirty squat.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was our equipment. Clothes? Nah. We didn't have clothes.


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[Assistant] Waiters? Nah, waiter was a pair of blue jeans and tennis shoes.


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[Assistant] They finally Tommy and them when they got in college, you got educated. So what they did was they went and bought them some sweat suits. Okay. That you use for, for skin diving. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay. Under their clothes that we were hunting with and we'd go wait.


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[Assistant] Okay. It didn't make any difference what the temperature was.


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[Assistant] I don't know about how you look like me. I didn't have enough money to buy them stupid wetsuits. Oh, so okay.


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[Assistant] It was 18 degrees that morning and hey, they just stepped off in that cold water like it wasn't, you know, like it was summertime.


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[Assistant] What they didn't know is they had them, they had them wetsuits on.


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[Assistant] Anything that would float and would bob up and down.


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[Assistant] P.S. Oats. Hard, hard, black plastic.


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[Assistant] All the way to the dad and uncles. Okay. Haunted when it was legal to have live ducks.


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[Assistant] As decoys. And he said, hey, y'all do better, y'all do better than we did when we had two on the line of molars sitting out there in front of us.


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[Assistant] All they do is crop their wings. Okay. Keep them, you know, the feathers cut. Okay. And then tie strings on them just like you do a regular decoy. Throw them out. They swiveled around there.


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[Assistant] Just think about it, you got 200 live decoys and like when ducks come over, now they're in and they're going to talk to them.


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[Assistant] He said all day, he said there was a many days when the flight went on.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no collect a day. I've had it. We're hunting super ducks. No, I'm saying what Louisiana people. So you got to think about it. Okay. They come from Canada.


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[Assistant] Okay. And they see, they see a lot before they get to the state of Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Seeing all your flappers and all your spinners and all that junk.


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[Assistant] Dip, dip Fritos and then you spice it up with pepper sauce.


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[Assistant] A lot of chapter sauce. About half a bottle.


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[Assistant] Well hey, you can fry chicken. Hey, the people are gasses.


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[Assistant] It's a chili dog. It ain't a chili dog with veins.


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[Assistant] Then I put that half bottle of pepper sauce in there. It'll be fine, boys.


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[Assistant] The thing about that move was from the guy.


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[Assistant] You know, a viking said, give me a sword. Kirk notice gave it to him. They cut his arm off because of it. And then the guy that he gave the sword to, he jumped into a pack of wolves.


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[Assistant] I have this feeling something's behind me. We're walking. It's at night. Tommy's got the flashlight up front.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I'm literally walking in the dark, just, you know, I'm watching feel, you know, you know, and I feel a presence. Well, I turn around and look just two eyeballs. I mean, even with me.


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[Assistant] Is it a person? To this day I have no idea what in the world it was.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. I run over Phil, push him into Tommy. We all fall in a pile. They jump up. So what's wrong with you? I said behind me.


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[Assistant] You know, and they say something take off. Okay. And it goes in a cupboard, you know, where water runs.


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[Assistant] Well, Tommy goes up there and shines the light in flashlight and all we can smell is a skunk.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. Hey, I'm telling you, look, I don't even remember how old I was, but I was, I was probably maybe four foot tall.


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[Assistant] No, no, so look, this thing is literally, literally eye to eye with me, whatever it was.


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[Assistant] You know, Tommy just wrote it off as all it was a skunk. And I said, Tommy, ain't no skunk that big. He was looking me in the eye. It was a baby.


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[Assistant] No, no, you gotta understand that happened so many times. Okay. Other time was we're playing on, on, on sandbars on red river and they've got little trees about all three or four foot tall. So we're running through chasing you having a big time. Yo. And like.


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[Assistant] Tommy's in front, Phil's there, and I'm behind him. We run in, and look, Tommy stops, and throws his hand up. Whoa, yo! Phil runs into him, I run into Tommy.


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[Assistant] And what it is is one of them hog nose, hog nose snakes that blow up like a, like a cobra.


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[Assistant] They just, they puff out, just like a cobra does. You know, we both, Tommy told his aunt that he had a cobra. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What's going to be a deer when it starts to get, the light starts to go back. I really do. Which one? That's suspect right over where that bush is.


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[Assistant] Y'all are there when it just that perfect time you look over and I said, yeah.


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[Assistant] Well not on that, they come up to you, okay, you're sitting there, and then all you hear is, he starts fussing at you.


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[Assistant] Now he's done landing on the window sill of the stand you're looking at, and he's fussing at you.


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[Assistant] All the leaves have fell off the trees and they're about two foot deep.


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[Assistant] You walk in there and you stand, you know, hook it to the tree, you climb up, you sound like a herd of elephants going in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then something moves right down here under you.


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[Assistant] Without making any noise on all them dry leaves down there that when I come walking in here, it sounds like a herd of elephants walking through the woods.


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[Assistant] And yet she's standing under me and I did not hear a thing.


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[Assistant] One day, look here, one day I'm in the stand and I keep hearing leaves crunch. Been hearing it for an hour and I'm looking, I'm looking all around and I can't see nothing.


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[Assistant] And it was just like somebody slapped me on the head and cleared my vision. Then all of a sudden I hear crunch and I'm looking and I'm literally, there's 40 deer around me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm serious. And you didn't see any? And I hadn't seen none of them, and then hey, I'm serious. It's just like somebody slapped me on the back of my head and it cleared my vision, and all of a sudden I'm looking, there's gear.


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[Assistant] He's seeing ducks that are 200, 300, 400 yards away. Like they was right in front of us.


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[Assistant] Elwood, hey, they be across over there to cut off.


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[Assistant] Why you got a big bandaid like Martin put on my- I found it- arms the other day when it was bleeding.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's good. Hey man, I got some cinnamon honey.


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[Assistant] I don't know what to, I don't know what to tell her on this.


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[Assistant] If all your people live in Florida, okay, and you need to get close to your family, you know, there's a lot of creatures in Florida.


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[Assistant] No, I had a pet squirrel, cat squirrel. Okay. And I was petting him one day. Well, Hey, you got to think, okay, this is a wild creature. Well, Hey, I was petting him and Hey, he literally across teeth go over each other. The top go over the bottom.


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[Assistant] And look, he clamped down on me right there and he paralyzed me. For just a second. He was half dead? Oh yea. Yo.


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[Assistant] And I literally had to put my thumb and index finger right here.


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[Assistant] And just crush his muscles to make him open his mouth.


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[Assistant] He literally paralyzed me for a second and look, but when I made him open his mouth, blood, I started bleeding.


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[Assistant] You know, like a stuck pig. I throw him in a China berry tree.


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[Assistant] Then I go and let my dog out of the dog pen.


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[Assistant] The rest of it you can figure out. I broke a limb, the squirrel falls, and hey, the dog takes care of business.


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[Assistant] You gotta think about it. They got teeth, they get a hickor nut, which is hard as concrete.


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[Assistant] You don't say nothing. You go deer hunting and they overrun you.


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[Assistant] You slip down there, you slip down there on that tree, sit in a lawn chair for a few minutes.


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[Assistant] I noticed she, I noticed that one man failed to clean them and brought them in there. She's fried them up quick.


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[Assistant] Royal Brains boys. Lot of people cook them with their Nicaraguan brains too. Cook them with, uh, uh, scramble eggs.


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[Assistant] That you was the one that actually really run the store? Oh well, I don't know about running it, but I, I sure worked there. She worked her butt off. For a lot of years.


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[Assistant] She entertained them, she had all these stories that she sort of made up as she went along. No wonder she stood in good with the Robertsons. That's right, see? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I was too interested in my own love life to worry about her.


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[Assistant] And then she would run and tell mom and dad.


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[Assistant] So Kay spent all her time up there playing and learning how to cook and.


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[Assistant] And I met my husband there. Okay. And I went, uh, three and a half years where he was going in the army and moving.


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[Assistant] So I wasn't going to be left behind, so I quit college after three and a half years and followed him. That was dumb.


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[Assistant] Well, business education only because our dad insisted.


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[Assistant] That that was the best job for a woman. Okay. I didn't want to teach, never wanted to teach, but I had the major in business education. Okay. But I never used that because I always just did, I was a secretary.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was going straight into the military, so I, we got married and moved to Augusta, Georgia.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have two girls. Well, we did. I lost my oldest, but I still have one left. Yeah. So how long did Wade stay?


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[Assistant] I think four years. He wanted to, he'd always planned on making it a career.


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[Assistant] But every time he had applied, and he was military police. Okay. And they would say, welcome to the 82nd Airborne.


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[Assistant] So. They was trying to make him go airborne. They were trying to make him go airborne. Okay. He didn't want it, so then he went from that and we ended up in the oil field. For 30 years. Oh, okay. So, that's how I ended up in Texas. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wasn't really interested. Like I say, all I wanted to do was be a secretary and that's what I ended up.


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[Assistant] Tony the Pony. That was Kay's horse. And he never, he was always tied up.


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[Assistant] You know, never loose and she would just ride that horse with her cowboy hat on and just play like she was riding it.


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[Assistant] That was Annie Oakley, don't you know? Yep, Annie Oakley, yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, there she is with her hat. Yep.


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[Assistant] I see it now. See, see she pretended, she had Tony and she pretended, but I ended up and I was the one that actually had horses and rode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and tell them what you nearly killed me then. I did. I was supposed to be babysitting her one day and I wanted to go riding and I had strictly been told no, as long as. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just about did. The horse stumbled and we went over the- Oh my word. Yeaah. My nose-


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[Assistant] Yep, exactly. Always. Always. Always. Yeah, anything she could tattle on before she would do it.


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[Assistant] There ain't nothing in Bernice. There's just nothing there. Well, no, cause Willie was born there. That put it on the map. If you think there's something buried in Bernice, let's hear it.


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[Assistant] So you're sure this happened in Bernice? Okay? Yes. Mary, have you heard anything about this?


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[Assistant] I think me and Murray, we'll go do some door knocking in Farmable and see if we can find any truth around there in the time period. And then, why don't you go with Miss Kay and y'all go visit Bernice.


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[Assistant] There you go. How long will it take us to do some research and go? You want to do it tomorrow? I can do it tonight.


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[Assistant] K cooks me and Murray. You like sweet potato pies, Murray? Love em. Alright, we got sweet potato pies. What do you want? What about fried apple pies?


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[Assistant] I'll tell you how to make it fair. We'll let Cy be the judge. So that way it doesn't matter what it is. Whatever he judges to be the best find. I like it. This is kind of a moment. We actually have come to an agreement. The treasure hunt officially starts at sunrise and ends at sunset.


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[Assistant] I got bad news for you guys. Yesterday I found out we're getting one of them Freddy's frozen custards and steak burgers in West Monroe.


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[Assistant] Where's that at? Chicken Express, old building. Really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, here it is. Cinnamon may help lower blood sugar and fight diabetes. Bye.


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[Assistant] Imitating the effects of insulin and increasing glucose transport in the cells.


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[Assistant] Okay, it ain't going nowhere. I'm so, every time I drive a trailer, I'm like, I'm so nervous. I'm like, something bad is about to happen.


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[Assistant] I had to go get my golf cart with the, you know, which is my boat cause it's got rod holders on the side cause it's the most redneck. Well, there's so much junk to remember to do.


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[Assistant] And I was so, I was the whole time, I was like, this golf cart is going to fly off at any moment. No, it didn't.


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[Assistant] At some point you just let the truck go and just have dings and everything all in it.


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[Assistant] My dad got a new truck. He don't like driving it. He kept the old one cause you know, he accidentally set a fire on it and there's more, and them trees ain't got a lot of give when you're back into them.


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[Assistant] Well, he's just a model American, a great human being who loves his country, and his name is Mike Lindale, baby!


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[Assistant] I know. It's been getting me lately. I've fallen off the wagon, I gotta get back on it.


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[Assistant] I don't really like leaving Louisiana, so I'm not really interested in going to space. Space would be awesome. Just think you'd be floating around.


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[Assistant] The world's first planetary defense. So we're literally dropping bombs on asteroids, see if we can move them. In case Armageddon does happen.


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[Assistant] Intentionally collided 6.8 million miles away from Earth?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I'm trying to read.


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[Assistant] So then the, the Italians sent a camera to follow it. 6.8 million miles away. I guess. No.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm reporting, it is CNN that I'm reading, so who knows, but uhm. What is it? Um. Drone? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I think all we did was hit it. I don't think we moved it. We made it look, we like, just made it mad.


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[Assistant] Why the big? I don't know. I read about the asteroid. It seems like all we learned was that we can hit an asteroid. I don't know if that's going to do us any good. Scopes on. Just going to make the asteroid more angry.


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[Assistant] But hey, that's your taxpayer dollars at work, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. And then the other thing I saw on the news was somebody got a, uh, emotional support alligator. Oh what? For real? That just seemed like a bad idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dustin from Ashgrove, Missouri sent us a video.


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[Assistant] Staying real close to it. I got a big ol' pile. You gotta wait till it's late.


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[Assistant] I put, well, I learned to make chili from one Willie Robertson. So my chili got a whole bunch of stuff in it.


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[Assistant] No, I went over to Willie's house one time, he said, hey, try this chili. And I was like, man, that's a big piece of ground beef. And I said, that's not, and I took a bite. I said, now that is something better than I expected.


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[Assistant] I don't have as much money as Willie, so I don't do filet, but I bought a T-bone once and just cut it all up.


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[Assistant] I do mine a little different from hers cause I misread the recipe the first time I did it. Cause she puts it in two pans, so it's kind of thin. I just had the one pan, I wasn't paying attention to the recipe. You make cake. Oh, it's like, it's wonderful cake. Oh no, you'd like it. I'll bring you a piece, bro.


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[Assistant] It's a good party trick too, because when you flip it over onto the cutting board, that basket weave of bacons on the bottom, and people that ain't never seen that before, start asking, like, they admire you.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I thought Texas had, you know how Texas is. They got different rules cause we're Texas.


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[Assistant] Me personally, no beans. Texas is against beans. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This is new for me, since the last time I made chili last fall.


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[Assistant] Except for on Black Panthers, then it's always two on two. High five.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with that. I've been different. Brittany was here, she's pro-bean.


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[Assistant] Lucas from Sandusky, Ohio. I've been there. Isn't that where Tommy Boy was? Home of Callahan Auto Part.


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[Assistant] I like, hey, I've been there too. They got like a big roller coaster thing up that way. Yeah, they do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got some of that. But me and Cincinnati have made up, so I don't want to ruffle any feathers, but yeah, spaghetti bag chili is weird. All right. Anyway, Lucas emails in and he has some questions.


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[Assistant] Two months ago, Lucas had his first kiss.


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[Assistant] We all remember it, right? Old Lucas. Lucas is 17. Alright.


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[Assistant] Lucas said to me it felt early, but his parents were like, no, you're good. You're good with it. But he was wondering when we had our first kiss and if that was too early or not. Bum, bum, bum.


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[Assistant] Uh, I clearly got it tight. That's all I'm going to say. She looked a lot like my current wife. Yeah. There you go. I'm into, I'm into five-five brunettes. That's what I like. When you find a good thing, you stick with it, boy. There you go. Well, Lucas, I did not know that that's what we were going to get, but thank you so much.


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[Assistant] Alright, this one's a little tougher. Mike in Missouri. Uh, Mike's dad passed away in 2020 and his mother moved in with my wife and I, uh, which is, you know, it happens a lot in life. Mom moves in.


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[Assistant] He's not complaining at all, I guess just venting a little.


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[Assistant] I wanna take care of my mom because I know it's the right thing to do.


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[Assistant] Take good care of herself sometimes and it falls on us.


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[Assistant] He believes they're doing the right things and he loves his mom dearly. Anybody got anything? It's tough. That's a good one.


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[Assistant] But it is, Sai's right, it is tough. I watched, I know I watched my mom take care of her mom, uh, in the later years of her life and that was tough. And, and now my dad, my, my grandmother hadn't had to move, move anywhere yet, but.


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[Assistant] You know, she got pulled over by the cops going 60 the other day, so it could be coming soon. And we love my grandmother, but he goes out there and he mows her yard. Uh, and I remember growing up, like one of my big things was I went and mowed my dad. It was like you go mow. Uh, there you are. So it is important to remember as we get older or as.


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[Assistant] And they'll be mowing your yard, mowing your mom's yard and all that good stuff.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, I got you a verse. Let's do it. Uhm, Mike, this one's for you. Uh, and this is what you are doing. And so you asked for encouraging word. I'm going to give you an encouraging word from Exodus 20 verse 12. Honor your father and your mother so that you may live long in the land of the Lord your God is giving you. Amen. You're making not only your dad proud,


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[Assistant] You're helping out your mom. You're making the Lord proud by just honoring your mother. So keep on keeping on, man.


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[Assistant] Whenever y'all wanna fire it today, I'm game. Hey, Sire, are you gonna answer any question that we have for you today?


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[Assistant] Si had his pistol right here. And look, he got a few sound shots and Murray got concerned.


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[Assistant] And he said, guys, I got an infestation of these rats running everywhere. He said, I'm going to put the water in the hole, turn it on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So he said I need some help. So when he put the water and turned it on, here they come.


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[Assistant] Apparently Ms. Christine's the only one with a key to where his napalm is because he said, how dead do we want these rats? Christine!


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[Assistant] Bring me the key, she said. What are y'all doing? And then she wouldn't give it to him.


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[Assistant] I thought they were all like four pilot planes or twelve. Johnny D, you got that high definition television. No, he on that strike.


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[Assistant] They're good. So I got that new cup. We've been proud of it. Look, there's his old one beside him. Just in case. Still got a little, still got a little team.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's got them, he got them hid in a safety box.


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[Assistant] You done a good job. Ah, hey, I told him for years. That was just to make sure he was awake. I said, you need to use one of these jetty cups. He wouldn't do it. No, he wasn't gonna do it. Nope.


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[Assistant] Nobody's heard of the Fat Boys, they sing, they used to rap music back in the 80s, I mean y'all are too young. I was born in 89.


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[Assistant] You gon' find you a man. Hold on, that leads to a shotgun wedding. We don't want that.


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[Assistant] Where are you going? When are you going? How often are you going? You know, what's, what's he put into it so far? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I was single for six weeks when all my family was gone. It cost me a bunch of money.


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[Assistant] You know, one thing I want to tell Cooper is what makes you valuable is not what's happened in your life, but who you follow.


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[Assistant] valuable and needs that you couldn't get met back then. Your father in heaven has met those needs and your dad saw that and he, and he could see it. He said, I want that. I want what my son has. That's what's up.


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[Assistant] Faith comes through hearing the message about Christ. And Sy is right. You can start in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.


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[Assistant] Those are the gospels about Jesus, about God becoming flesh and becoming our sacrifice to pay for the sins that we all have. Humanity all has these sins. And so he paid for it.


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[Assistant] And then he resurrected from the dead and he's mediating that the father read Hebrews.


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[Assistant] At his right hand, forgiving us constantly when we blow it.


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[Assistant] So that's how we can go on. That's what gives us hope and gives us strength to move forward.


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[Assistant] And there's also a way, you know, the Bible says that, uh, when you confess your sins one to another, that God forgives us and heals us from all sin. Look at 1 John.


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[Assistant] What's the predator, Cy? What's- The name of the show is Dogs in the Land of Light.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, it was a very interesting story. It's just funny because I looked it up and it says in the beginning, an African wild dog mother named puzzles.


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[Assistant] That's so pretty. Okay people, this looks awesome. There is just dogs chasing and lions.


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[Assistant] You went to the post office? No!


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[Assistant] There is bones, all of it. There is 40 seasons of this show.


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[Assistant] Right now, Nature Cat is on. Oh, that's a, that's a challenge. Man.


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[Assistant] I was just looking up PBS and schedule, I didn't know what time, I don't know what time does this come on?


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[Assistant] Using something other than a hat, right? You know what the best marketing trick I ever heard was? Wow, this ought to be good. This is pretty good. Or sales trick. Uh, I was talking to a car salesman and he would give you a free ice cream if you looked at a car, like a whole pint.


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[Assistant] That way, you have to go home after and you can't go to another car store. He's like, once you get free ice cream, you gotta go home and put it in the freezer.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, well we're gonna continue shopping, well hey take some ice cream on me and then you're like. That's right, knock the competition out. We gotta go home.


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[Assistant] I made a milkshake the other night. It was silly. Oh, was it good? Yeah. Homemade? Oh, yeah. Oh, good grief. I put- You put in fresh- Well, we don't really- Fresh strawberries or fresh fruit in it? Yeah, I put some fresh Snickers bars in it. Oh, good.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, no, it wasn't good for you. Kind of like a strawberry milkshake. You're playing Sonic. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Just because you put fruit in something doesn't make it healthy.


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[Assistant] Christmas and Halloween, I'm like, we don't eat this junk. Why do we have so much of it? And then I was like, but I just found a lot of Snickers and I know where some ice cream is.


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[Assistant] When you chop up about 10 Snickers bars, it gets wild in the blender.


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[Assistant] I like milkshakes though. I forgot about them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] One day we're going to put some things on eBay.


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[Assistant] That was the best part, having a big grizzly bear slap it.


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[Assistant] I always did wonder why we needed them to be grizzly-proof.


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[Assistant] I got a lot of emails. You want to jump into that early? Jump in that mailbox. Roll it. And here we go.


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[Assistant] All right. Roll with the fam. Anytime I see one, uh, we got an update. Oh, good. We do have an update. Natalie from North Carolina, whose husband just kept on fixing that refrigerator.


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[Assistant] But that one's tiny. Yeah. They said it's a dwarf deer.


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[Assistant] Because the guy that sa- so apparently there's an Uncle Si involved in this and he said that deer's been the same size for three years.


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[Assistant] Is that a dwarf deer, Martin? They need your help. I don't understand.


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[Assistant] That's Jacob from Wentworth, North Carolina.


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[Assistant] Well she got two, three pound babies. Yeaah. That's like a regular six pound baby.


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[Assistant] Bunk beds. Alright, uhm. I think that's the truth. Bunk beds are awesome. They are. We got some. Alright, anyway, Micah.


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[Assistant] From Rossville, Georgia. It's over by Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] He says, uhm, he listens on Spotify, he loves the podcast, and he makes his own salsa.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that meant, but alright, I expect salsa now. Uh, Micah, I have no idea what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] Besides the salsa, is he needs some life advice. He just turned 29 and he thought by now that he'd found a woman that is worth marrying or the woman that God made for me. I feel I'm cursed because every time I've tried dating, it never works out and I'd like to hear your input. Also, as much as we all love Si, Martin is by far my favorite on the podcast. Right! And he makes salsa! Hey, that's alright with me, baby. Alright, let's go.


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[Assistant] Keep searching, man. He just isn't working out and he'd like some encouragement.


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[Assistant] And while you're single, you got way more time on your hands.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying use this time, you know, hunt, fish, study the bite. Like you, I got a single buddy who's a little older than me. And that did one time told me he's like, you know, I got the gift of singleness. I don't want it.


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[Assistant] He can tell you the Bible frontwards, backwards, sideways and all around because he's got more time than other people.


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[Assistant] I got, this one's just a good story. No advice, no questions asked. Cooper? He doesn't say where he's from. Coop?


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[Assistant] Cooper's preaching somewhere. That's all I know. Uh, so growing up, uh, his dad dealt with a lot of addiction, alcohol abuse. Um, this dude had a tough childhood. Didn't want to be part of it. Cried himself to sleep a lot. Um, but he had a dream to become a pastor someday.


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[Assistant] And his dad always told him that was a terrible career choice. Uhm, so pretty rough start to the story.


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[Assistant] Here's the good part at the end. So at the age of 18, he left and never talked to his dad again until three weeks ago. His dad had been watching him preach online.


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[Assistant] And his dad called and said he was sorry for all that he'd done, shows up and wanted to get baptized. Oh my goodness. So awesome story too.


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[Assistant] That's a good story. That's just so cool because he's, he's just preaching, doing his job. And you know, he has regrets from the past probably, probably wondering what his dad's doing and his dad's gonna watch it.


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[Assistant] Probably should have ended with that one. But we'll try! Edit, edit, Hunter.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's a good one. We're gonna stay, we're gonna stay on, you know, what we all love and believe. Shamaya, I think that's how you say it, from Alabama, uh, she started listening to podcasts.


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[Assistant] She thought the podcast would just be lots of funs and laughter, but.


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[Assistant] She never thought we'd sneak in here at the end and have a good impact on her life.


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[Assistant] So she went to church a lot growing up, but at that age, she didn't really understand it or what she was being told. And then she got older and just recently she decided she wants to get closer with God because she's going through a lot. She wants to be a better person. That's great. So.


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[Assistant] At one point we gave advice on how to start reading your Bible and Uncle Sy started with Matthew.


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[Assistant] So she downloads the Bible app, puts AirPods in, starts listening.


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[Assistant] And she stopped at Matthew chapter eight because she started feeling really bad, having anxiety. She's ashamed and embarrassed of her sins.


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[Assistant] How do I continue to read the Bible without getting discouraged thinking I want to be forgiven by God? Uh, she's made a lot of mistakes, but she feels like she's a good person. So the trick is you gotta keep reading cause the good stuff's coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would just say that's, you're, you know, you feel, feeling bad is totally normal, like Martin said, and the beauty of it is when you keep reading and you get to the point of, well, everything you feel bad about has been paid for.


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[Assistant] God forgiv- God's forgiven you, it's not- He doesn't look at you as your sin.


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[Assistant] He looks at you as his daughter. So in that you get to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've messed up, but that's not who I am. I'm a child of the king.


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[Assistant] So wha- why you do feel Shane, and I- hey, I've been there. Like I've-


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[Assistant] Alright, I got you one. I got one just for this little verse here. Cooper, thank you so much for email. Thank you for everybody listening and emailing in. Second Corinthians.


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[Assistant] Whatever you're ashamed of, God will take care of it. And then He can use that story.


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[Assistant] of what you went through to show how powerful he is. Just remember that going into this week.


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[Assistant] Did you hear, she was already spitting truth this morning before we even started. No headphones on. No, I ain't heard. Oh, it was a good one. Oh yeah. Apparently, Si wasn't being all that truthful down in Houston.


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[Assistant] So Ms. Christine, since we have you here, we got to talk to you. How was Sy, Sy says he's feeling better, feeling great. Was he a good patient? Oh, please.


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[Assistant] Moving on. So, so, but Houston, how was it from your perspective?


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[Assistant] 52 years of marriage that now we know you got big ears.


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[Assistant] Anyways, uhm, where are we going from here?


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[Assistant] Or, or that, uh, that they, they call it hamburger steak at the hospital and it's, I don't know what it is.


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[Assistant] Willy got all them, uh, Popeye's, the s-


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[Assistant] Seasoning packets in his backpack. I wonder if he still has those.


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[Assistant] I need to hear Ms. Crane, Ms. Christine talk about your stomach real fast.


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[Assistant] A week. A week-ish. Yeah, he looked, you look a lot better.


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[Assistant] Lose the temptation, drummer. I have the same problem at my house, but he hate.


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[Assistant] You gotta check stuff when you're at the grocery store and see where it's from. I got crawfish from, it wasn't here.


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[Assistant] Let's just say that. And with MoinkBox, you're guaranteed it's U.S. farm raised from great farmers all around this country. America. They even tell you where it comes from.


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[Assistant] And look, I do slip in a salmon filet or two for my wife. She puts them on salads and she claims it's really good. I'm more of a whitefish man, but there's something for the whole family.


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[Assistant] You had those boots in Massachusets, Massachusets, Massachusets.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a good relationship question. Love it. Y'all been married for 50...


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[Assistant] Two years, so I think it's perfect. Steven from Indiana emails in, uh, he, he, uh,


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[Assistant] He's been married for four years, so he's got 48 to go to reach y'all's status. He, it's the love of his life. It's his soulmate forever, but he's got one problem. Um, his wife insists on cooking everything and when she cooks, every meat turns into jerky.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got something. I got some people that need some family advice. Uh oh. This is an interesting one.


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[Assistant] My man's from Grayson, Louisiana. That's pretty close. His name's Dalton. He's in a bit of a pickle. They rent, uh, him and his wife rent their house from his wife's grandparents.


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[Assistant] They come, so his wife's grandparents come and go as they please, no knocking on doors or anything, just open it and walk on in. It's beginning to put tension on his wife and him. Uh, they don't know what to do, but they'll come in and like, they'll start eating their food.


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[Assistant] They use up their groceries, tell them they need to vacuum and do the dishes. And it's a four to five day a week ordeal. Lock the door. Say my suggestion.


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[Assistant] See, I was like, just move, but the grandparents perspective is they might just be trying to spend time with you.


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[Assistant] Alright, so new advice. Schedule a dinner, like once a week or every two weeks, and see if that...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then the rest of the time, definitely just take all your clothes off and walk around naked and see if that'll leave you.


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[Assistant] Well send us out of here, Shawn. Alright, well we got the most joyful couple in the world across from us, so Psalms 95, 1 and 2. Come let us sing for joy to the Lord. Let us shout aloud to the rock of our salvation. Let us come before him with thanksgiving and extol him with music and song.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, here's, I've got 37, almost 37 years of practice of life with a belly. She doesn't.


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[Assistant] I've got it figured out. I know how to cheat the system to get shoes tied.


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[Assistant] And, you know, pick up a bottle that you drop off the floor. I've been, I've been leaning on things for a long time. So I'm trying to teach her the art of bending over with a prop.


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[Assistant] Like I say, first you gotta get a good solid base for the one hand.


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[Assistant] You can't be talking about all this food with a pregnant woman in it.


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[Assistant] I come home the other day from Academy, I was like, Hey, I found some t-shirts, but they were like, buy one, get one half off. So I got you one too. I threw it to her and she said, Oh man, this is nice. What, what size is this a large? I said, no, no.


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[Assistant] She said, oh, extra large. I said, oh, no, I said, it's a double and it fit.


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[Assistant] He's the only man in America that can look at a woman and say you need a 4X and she laughs about it.


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[Assistant] Overalls, mind you. And she's actually thinking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was, he was, uh, yeah, it was always thought that A was, uh, was the girl. Uh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] We got an introvert that faces the other way. That'd be him. That's the only good one you get of him. And then we got his mama who ain't ever been shy for the camera. Of course, you know, if you look like this,


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[Assistant] Oh, here we go. Very easy to be, to want to be on the camera and in the life of the party. If you look like this.


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[Assistant] Now he's pointing back at himself, listeners. You generally slide off to the corner. So that's just what I do.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. Si's been doing it his whole life. It was that strut.


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[Assistant] Now we know it's them old Martin boys. It's the Martin boys, which is a really cool thing. You know, here, it was the...


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[Assistant] The day after Father's Day is when we had the, uh, scan and it was just kind of cool to, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, my dad was a boy-boy twin. So on the day after Father's Day to find out that...


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[Assistant] I think she'll tell you, uhm, it's kinda weird. There was a weird feeling too, to like, cause you...


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[Assistant] Lost a daughter. You didn't lose a daughter. You just, you gained a son, but like you climb these mental gymnastics. Like of, of me, you're going to be a girl dad and a boy dad.


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[Assistant] Like, and so like trying to figure out how to parent a girl.


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[Assistant] You realize that hurdle wouldn't have been climbed after all. So, you know, it's a very thankful both of these.


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[Assistant] So no complaints. It was just kind of a weird feeling to go from one in one to two boys. Strange, strange deal. So I have a question.


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[Assistant] Our ultrasound journey. Let's do that. It's a magic show boys.


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[Assistant] Just get on there, tell them, Hey, I'm in San Francisco. I can watch the saints now. It's not a big deal. Well, you tell them you're in New Orleans.


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[Assistant] They are under y'all's control, guidance, or y'all are in the same place and you see them acting foolish, you have full permission to swift correction of behavior. Swift?


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[Assistant] So I look like that old boy on Stranger Things, just picking people up by the head, man.


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[Assistant] Because what they did in there so fast made my head spin. I had no idea that went on.


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[Assistant] Exactly, that's what, and I've always heard, you know, the women talking, they're like, oh yeah, you always have to scoot to the end of the table, blah, blah, blah. All the way. No, they hanging off that thing, one, off the table.


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[Assistant] They legs is up in the air. Like skin of a deer. And if she come in there with this machine.


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[Assistant] So that was, yeah, our first one, pretty normal. We're like, we kind of high five cause there's only one. Yeah. Because I came from twins. Yeah. Or my dad, my dad was a twin. So like when you get the one, you're like, okay, all right, we dodged a bullet. Now let's just, let's get this one here healthy and happy. Appointment two. Yeah. Yeah. Appointment two.


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[Assistant] I've seen the video. Yea, I have that video. We can maybe put that in here somewhere.


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[Assistant] So if you thought the first one I was going to pass that on.


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[Assistant] When I looked at that screen and saw two faces looking at me. Now you're a father of two. I had to, well that's when I said, I said, I had to, I had, I think on video I said I gotta stop recording now.


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[Assistant] It wasn't for any other reason. I couldn't hold on to nothing. Like I needed to sit my phone down. Cause I needed to brace.


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[Assistant] Like you go, you go from Martin party of three to Martin party of four that quick. Oh yeah. You're like, uh.