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[Assistant] Okay, thanks Stereotype. This guy, PopFiction. Yeah, I know him. Okay. Okay, so run me those names one more time.


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[Assistant] Can I get a glizzy please out here? No more glizzies.


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[Assistant] That's the wrong religion, dude. And I don't even think that's right for Christians. The Holy Sepulchre is in Jerusalem. Well, Jerusalem is pro- and that's one of their holy sites.


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[Assistant] That's where Jesus ascended to he- or he was reincarnated, bruh.


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[Assistant] Well, the rapture and like fundamental Christianity, they love Israel and Israelis, but the root of their


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[Assistant] Their, quote, love for Jews is seeded into something very sinister, which is basically during the rapture, all of Israel and Israelis will be annihilated, so.


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[Assistant] So, I'm not a fan of the rapture, nor Christians who subscribe to that.


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[Assistant] Well, Christians believe it. Christians believe that Jews will be annihilated and go to hell. For eternity.


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[Assistant] During the rapture, Jesus gonna be like, you fucking ride for me or not?


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[Assistant] Jesus looks you in the eye, dead ass, and says, you ride for me or not?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he loves Jews enough to send them to fucking hell for all eternity. You don't go to hell! He's like, yo, you didn't set me in your heart. Sorry, technicality, burn in hell forever. That's Old Testament God speaking, that's not New Testament God. No, that's New Testament God.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, burn in hell for eternity. You literally just said Jews don't believe in hell. That's the old testament. God- Jesus is fucking hellfire. Jesus is the hellfire guy.


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[Assistant] Obviously me. Ethan's winning by one point. Two? What the fuck? You got crack? I'm up by two, Ian.


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[Assistant] I know it. I don't really know so I'm just gonna have to take a guess cause I'm not all fucking broadway like this girl over here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of fucking countries where Jews live. Was this bef- was it before or after the war- the war?


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[Assistant] You know who smoked Yiddish? All the fucking Jews before they were mass murdered in Germany.


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[Assistant] Alright, ready? This is so hard. I feel like this is a trick question.


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[Assistant] Jelly donut. Jelly filled donut, also known as sufganiyot in Hebrew. Okay, one Hebrew word you know. Stylin'.


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[Assistant] Well, God, well, they only went in it once it parted. You know what I mean? If God was like, psych, and then drop the C on him, that'd be fine.


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[Assistant] Alright, speaking of- I mean I did start this episode by talking off how I had to get a letter from a rabbi to get married in Israel. Right, we just had the conversation. That was literally this episode.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not used to the past, like, what? Since I've been, like, fat...


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[Assistant] Well I'm not like attr- I'm not- I'm like unattractively chubby.


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[Assistant] Chubby cu- chubby cuties? Are we chubby cuties?


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[Assistant] Wait, what the fuck? You said two. There's only two, bro. There's two major ones. You're literally wrong right now, Dan.


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[Assistant] It's Mizrahi. Mizrahi just means Middle Eastern. Bro, it literally means Middle Eastern.


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[Assistant] I don't think anyone in Israel would consider themselves Mizrahi, right?


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[Assistant] You're, uh, you're Moroccan? Oh, for real?


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[Assistant] No, that was at no point for Trisha, uh, Ian, if I have to fucking spell it out.


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[Assistant] I'm not into the whole, I'm not really into that.


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[Assistant] We're proud. But you're not a dude. You wouldn't be in a holocaust. You wouldn't be in a concentration camp.


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[Assistant] Really? Well, so nice of you to say now. There's no risk here.


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[Assistant] I wonder if the wife of a Jew of a non- yeaah. I don't know that there was much intermingling back then. I don't think Jews married non-Jews.


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[Assistant] I think they're, no, I mean, I think the Jews just really kept to them, they just married within.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is still like that, but back then it was even more, as you can imagine. Next question, please. Thank you so much. Peace and love.


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[Assistant] Gut? I don't know what the fuck you're... You gotta...


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[Assistant] What do you, you don't, what's your, the background of your family?


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[Assistant] I would love to have a cook-off. We should definitely do that. I saw, yea, people want that. Maybe next week.


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[Assistant] Actually, that one is gettable. I don't know why not. I mean, it's just Babish.


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[Assistant] The Kabbalah thing is like a weird ass sect of Judaism, right? It's like kind of just odd dudes doing weird shit. It's just mysticism.


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[Assistant] But I went to college and I met like some, uh, foreign exchange students from Europe and they're like, I have never met a Jew in my whole life. And I was like, really? She's like, I did not expect that you would be like this. I was like, what? So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's super weird, but, but I think that's why the Jews live in LA and New York. Right. It's a little dicey out there. It's weird if you're not Jewish. Yeah, it's a little dicey. It's weird if you're not Jewish, exactly.


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[Assistant] Lotus, death of first born, disease, boils, bad breath, bad dick, and sloppy wipes.


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[Assistant] He's the king, but I'm here to dispute that title. Alright.


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[Assistant] During Rosh Hashanah. But when in the ceremony?


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[Assistant] Right before the celery and uh, second before the parsley and the salt. So you're saying you don't know the answer.


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[Assistant] This is a very, this is a contentious question. Let's throw this one out. Alright, skip.


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[Assistant] Slams every time. Slaps the fuck out of-


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[Assistant] We'll do another one, we'll do another one. Oh, cause, cause your guys' mom is coming, hopefully. And we're gonna have a slap and bangin' motherfuckin' holiday. When she's here, her cooking is like off the rails, bro.


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[Assistant] Of course you do. Oh my god. You better have a doc- you can have a doctor and standby? Okay, good. Okay.


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[Assistant] Cool down. Yeah, do it, if you do it at the hospital, that's a fine way to have a baby.


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[Assistant] But, but regardless, that doesn't affect the outcome of the circumcision.


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[Assistant] But they're just not trained professionals, like a lot of times they'll mangle the kid's dick.


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[Assistant] I would just like- Maybe we'll just have girls. At the hospital, they're really-


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[Assistant] Yeah, but usually it's a close game, I know I'm up by like 5 points.


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[Assistant] I don't think I'm right, but I wrote down what I got.


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[Assistant] I wonder if I can put, if I can stamp Glizzy Gripper on the hot dog. No. So what's the final score here? Do you want to do one more?


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[Assistant] Literally, you don't know, I've lived it, you all don't know shit.


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[Assistant] Jew is a tricky word because it both means it is the right word, but it's also an insulting word.


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[Assistant] Oh, the original trivia one. From orthodox to uh, nazi.


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[Assistant] I'm not actually angry, I just wanna make that clear. I'm just having a good time out here. I'm trying to be entertaining. And then you coming in with your bullshit!


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[Assistant] Beep! I didn't like it. Also, he's not like an action star. He's like, kind of like a... He gives me like Chuck Norris vibes, you know what I mean? Like, he's such a B-rate action star.


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[Assistant] He was, but then when he was like Walker Texas Ranger vibes, I was like, uuuh.


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[Assistant] Nah, he wasn't a gas, he was more like a... Yeah, he was more like a...


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[Assistant] Well, guys, it's been a fun, wild ride. We've said it all, we've done it all, we've talked about David Dobrik, we've talked about James Charles, we've talked about Moses himself, the prophet, the great prophet of Judaism.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, we'll see you next week for another episode of Frenemies. Thank you for joining us, you know what time it is. And uhm...


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[Assistant] Shalom, Shabbat, Shmuch, Shmuchin, Bukin, Chicken. Bye.


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[Assistant] We have so much to talk about today, so much from


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[Assistant] We should talk about him for 10 minutes every episode because


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[Assistant] He'd be like in jail, like it's a crime and like nobody cares and they keep praising this person. Every episode we should talk about David Dobrik. I am so down because he's doing some shitty shit, like.


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[Assistant] So, you shouldn't have to apologize. What he said is what he said. He got backlash and, you know. One, I was surprised you guys did it. Not cause it, like, to trigger me. It's just like one thing cause you just interviewed Big Nick. You're interviewing all these victims and then you're like,


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[Assistant] So that wa- it was just ignorant and what he said, the amount of ignorance of it, like literally had me saying right, usually I don't care and I'm usually like nah, but that triggered me so much because for years I've been getting those comments from David's dance. Well, Trisha was along with it, Trisha did this and hearing that,


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[Assistant] Like, don't be on camera. Don't have your own YouTube channel. Like, he made jokes of it on TikTok, being like, about to get cancelled, y'all. Like, he knew exactly what was coming and what was happening. It was so gross to me. I didn't like it. It's my fault. It's my fault. Okay, well, I don't think so. Like, maybe it was to have him on the show, period, but his opinions were that and that showed his true colors and that was disgusting. So, I agree. I thought it was weird you guys had him on. I was like, what the hell?


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[Assistant] It's ignorant and the initial reaction not obviously not death threats obviously but it's just like when you're ignorant like that and you say ignorant stuff like trying to say like well she she did this she was okay she flirted with David so she deserves this even though she said it was uncomfortable and like all that stuff like that she deserved that.


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[Assistant] I think he learned his lesson to just not be stupid on like, but that's his real beliefs and that's, it showed, it showed and it was disgusting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Amy should never have been on that show, like, at all, like, have an apology, like, on your own time or whatever, but like, that was so sad, like,


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[Assistant] People like, I don't know, I don't know, I'm so confused how people are so, how this is not a bigger deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course, of course. And he's like, you know, doing brand deals with Chipotle and Tesla and like all these things. So people are like, oh, he's like this power, right? Also just like so scary.


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[Assistant] But people are scared. That's what I'm saying is like these people, like the guy that emailed you and then I asked, I know him personally, like he's someone in the sphere and he had, he shared that same story. It's like you have to say something because if you're comfortable, but like if you don't say it, then like I can't share it for you because like it's not my story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's awful. So there's so many stories I've heard over the years and it just sucks. Like this one girl got essayed by Dom, a person in the vlog squad at VidCon. She was underage and he forced himself on her and they swept her under the rug. And it was proof. And like I think Dom apologized.


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[Assistant] How is David Dobrik's content still allowed on- on YouTube? I don't understand that. Like, how are those-


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[Assistant] I should just do privacy complaints for all his video, be like, I did not consent to this, I did not consent to this, like, this did not have my permission to put this into the video, like, I'm not like that because I did consent to so much, but this in particular, it's like, what the hell?


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[Assistant] I was in Boston for two weeks with Jason and his family. He's like, we need a flight to Chicago, which is where David's from. And so we did and we land and this is like an hour, two hours after we land, we like get in the hotel room.


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[Assistant] It does feel like such a lost cause, cause like, that's why I didn't even, I'm down, I'm okay not talking about it anymore, cause it's just such a lost cause, I've been screaming and screaming and screaming.


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[Assistant] This one I didn't know, like literally they went to go film something and Dave was like, hey, can you run to the store and get like something for like, I don't know, another bit like candy or something? And I went and like it w-


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[Assistant] Like, this was like a real issue, this was, we broke up like literally, maybe like seven days after this and stuff like that, cause this was like a real issue, cause like,


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[Assistant] Help anybody because people think I'm crazy, obsessive, all that stuff like that. So like, if you have something that you want to share, you need to share it, your story. And like, at least, like I said, your series, I know you're like done with it, but at least it was good because it gave like a sane voice, right? Like somebody who was like unbiased, you know, about it.


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[Assistant] He's a friend, he tried to help them after that, before that, like, and for people to still discredit him about everything. Oh, that's not racist, that's not that, you shouldn't feel this way, you, you know, you went along with jokes, like, it's, it's so insane to me, it's like so...


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[Assistant] It really r- that- that's triggering a low and I was watching and I was like, wow, that's crazy. And like, like I said, I really only met Seth like a couple of times. We never like cross-segged in like videos, but like the fact that-


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[Assistant] You know, those people's stories were so similar. It's like, we're not all lying. We're not all just making this up about David. And for what? When people say that, it's like looking for clout. Like you guys made a great point. It's like there's no clout to be had. Like we just look crazy or obsessive or whatever people call it. There's nothing.


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[Assistant] It does happen to guys, especially in this situation where it's very frat boy thing, very like hazing and like people just like look past it because they're boys, I guess. I don't know, it's so fucking weird.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure the... What happened? She got starved in the concentration camps or something?


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[Assistant] At McDonald's today, we just saw a name that was half Jewish, half German, and I'm like, I wonder if they conceived in the Holocaust.


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[Assistant] What was it? We shouldn't say it. We shouldn't say it. The name was a half Jewish half German name.


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[Assistant] No, because he's still alive. This guy, we saw this guy's name on a, on a billboard. So he survived.


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[Assistant] You're so tall, you're like 5'10", like you're right, or 5'5", I don't know.


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[Assistant] I have self control, I skip dinners a lot, I eat salads, like I'm not just this person to be like, let's just be a fat pig today with Trish. It's Trish Day, it's time to eat like a big fat pig.


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[Assistant] When you said that I was like, uuuh, cancelled. It's not my food!


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[Assistant] And it was started by Elijah Daniel, which is so crazy, good for him. Like, he's kinda been like a problematic YouTuber in the past, and I was like, where did he go? And he was like a rapper, and now he's like doing philanthropy, and this is cool. I like it.


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[Assistant] What's mine called? Mine's called the no more milk daddy. Oh, this is vegan.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, for lesbians. Or pansexuals or bisexuals.


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[Assistant] I thought Elijah Daniel did, that was pretty good. Cause him and Christine Sadalco, you remember her? You don't remember Christine Sadalco? She what? She became like this.


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[Assistant] Actually, you guys would be friends, you guys are very politically, politically charged, is that the word?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think like, all publicity is good publicity.


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[Assistant] I think we care about food differently. I enjoy my food. I love it. I think you kinda just like, shovel it back. I don't think you like that. I don't think you enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Like acrobatic, like ribbon stuff, like in the, uhm.


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[Assistant] More important things, which is David. Uhm, no, we were like away for the weekend, I was like a week and a half ago, and I've been on the Dr. Phil show before, so anyways, Dr. Phil people email me like, hey,


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[Assistant] I should just say exa- okay, let me tell you how they phrase this email because normally I- if it's a talk show I'm like, no thank you, I'm not interested because it's usually trying to make you look bad. All those shows are exploitative, whatever. And I've already done the Dr. Phil. So anyways, I get an email.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is how it's worded and then I'll tell you what the phone call was. She said,


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[Assistant] Good afternoon, I'm writing to you on behalf of a producer on the Dr. Phil show. We are interested in discussing your YouTube journey and your life story for an upcoming show that takes in Los Angeles, California this month. If appearing on the show and talking about your experience is something that you're open to, please reply.


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[Assistant] Such a fan, blah, blah, blah. And then he's just like, yeah. He goes, so we love that you're like outspoken and that, you know, you're always in drama. He goes, but we don't want the drama on the show. He goes, but.


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[Assistant] Is it ever, has it ever interfered with your family life? Like has family ever like, you know, they don't like, like approve what you're doing and they would want to come to the show and confront you? And I was like, no, my family's totally fine. They like are totally proud of me. They love what I'm doing, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, okay, well,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they wanted me to be like, but don't lie about what the show is, just be like, oh, we want to exploit, like, if your family has a problem with you, and I fucking hate that. I've wasted my time so much, because we were, like, on vacation, and I put aside, like, an hour to talk to these people, and I was, like, waiting, waiting, waiting for this phone call, and that's what the phone call was. I'm like, Dr. Phil's fake as fuck. You know who just had Dr. Phil on their YouTube channel? Jason. Perfect.


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[Assistant] What does that say about the company you keep? Dr. Phil was on literal, a literal


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[Assistant] I don't know, I got some wide-set eyes. I think it's a syndrome, I forget what it's called. Oh, people think I have Fawz. That I'm a Fawz baby.


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[Assistant] First of all, there's nothing wrong with being a Foz baby sec- first of all. Second of all-


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[Assistant] Like the diagram of a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome, not, there's nothing wrong, again, nothing wrong with it if you're functioning.


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[Assistant] Okay, so these kinda do, and again, there is nothing wrong with this, where I'm just saying, like, this could be me. Flat mid-face, me. Thin upper lip, me. Short nose, me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, we, we talked on the, okay, we talked on the phone for the first time on Friday night and it gave me so much anxiety before and after.


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[Assistant] I was like, fuck, I fucked it up, like, I didn't say the right thing, like, I hate fucking people.


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[Assistant] How about Marilyn Manson? Oh, another one.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but he wrote on our album, Callie, she watches, if you have the album covers, let me know, cause we had him sign our album covers, and he said to me, he goes, you have really big tits, and I was like, oh, okay, thank you.


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[Assistant] Like later on his music did, like Heart Shaped Glasses, that was the one with Evan, Evan, Evan, Rachel Wood.


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[Assistant] He was... I don't know if I can say anything, but him fighting...


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't gonna say that. I mean, I don't know, it was not-


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[Assistant] Uh, so, yeaah, skinny, he's very skinny, like 100 pounds, but not skinny shaming, I love skinny, I think it's hot.


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[Assistant] Okay, PSA, if you see me out in public, do you know what is the most annoying thing? And like I love that people like know me and like want to talk to me and take a picture with me. That's my favorite thing in the whole world. Like I truly, truly love having conversations with people out in public. Like I love it. Like it's so cool. People like still care about who I am.


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[Assistant] Like, right, the day after, no, the day we got engaged, the night, my brother's like calling me and we were like up in the sand dunes or whatever.


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[Assistant] So we weren't getting reception, we come down and I'm like so excited we got engaged and my brother kept calling me and he like never called me. It's really rare for my brother to call me. Not that we're not close, he just has his family, whatever, he can't call me. He's like, mom's really, really sick. And this is like the 19th. So this is when we're on break now. This is the 19th and I was like, oh shit. And so we were four hours away. I'm like, do you want us to come home? Mom's like, I'm fine. Two days later she tests, she tests positive for COVID.


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[Assistant] Because, I'll tell you why, so yeaah, my mom, she was living in an apartment building at the time, we just got her house now, but like she was living in an apartment building, so we think she must have got it from there, cause like I get tested all the time, and we never leave, like we go once in a while, and my sister literally never, never leaves, so we're like, this is so weird that she got it, we got tested, whatever, she got it, and my mom has pre-existing conditions.


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[Assistant] So we were like a little nervous, but she was like, I'm fine, I'm fine, everything's like okay, and I was like okay. But then, what was it, Christmas Eve? Christmas Eve she calls...


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[Assistant] Excuse me, she like doesn't complain about anything and so she's like, I, like I literally, she's like crying, she called me and she's like, she's like, I don't know if 911 got disconnected, can you call them? So I'm calling 911 to send them to my mom's house and my mom, basically 911 took her vitals and everything like that and they were really bad, like she's doing really really bad and they're like, we have to leave you here, like we can't take you to hospital.


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[Assistant] This was Christmas Eve and my mom is like calling my brother and she's like crying so I like, I know I'm gonna die like I'm not ready to die like it was like really dramatic and my mom is just not that person so this is Christmas Eve and I was like fuck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she already has, like, a condition with, like, she's, like, on medication 4 and stuff like that for, like, her breathing, like, lung related. And so, she, yeah, she, oh, she, yeah, she couldn't breathe. She literally was, like, I'm, I'm gonna die and, like, she, and she's had COVID, she had COVID at that point for, like,


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[Assistant] A week. And again, this is the 19th, this is when we're on our break, like everything's done, like every, whatever. And I had just tested for my music videos, like everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, but like, there was nothing else I can do in my mom. I know hospitals do have, like,


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[Assistant] They can give you something, like there is something if you ask for it, I forget what it's called, there's something with like an R or something that they can help you with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so because of her age, like they were actually really good, like we were surprised they had a tent and stuff like that and not, yeah. So I'm driving, I put my mom in my backseat, windows are down, I have like three masks and I'm like really scared, I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I know you knew someone else that had COVID and I know you guys, and I, rightfully so, but like I said, we didn't come back to filming until like the 6th of January, so it's like, she had already tested negative a bunch of times, like we didn't see her at all. Like for Christmas we didn't see her, we didn't see my sister, we were supposed to see my sister on Christmas, didn't see her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like a lot. I was, it was really really scary. That's how I get so pissed. I like get so pissed at people because she has an apartment building where there's like a lot of young kids. Like she's like, or she was in a beach city. And like nobody wear masks. It's Hermosa Beach. Like nobody wears masks in Hermosa Beach. That's where she lived and whatever. And it just like pisses me off so much because like, and we know, we know two people who died, like personal family members that have died. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'll show you, but uhm, yeaah, through the marketplace. And so, they, they paid me money to do this, like, dare. It was like the drink, it's called like do-or-drink, it's not a sponsorship now, but like, there's like a do-or-drink, and so they wanted me to do a dare, and they picked the dare that I had to do, like it was on a card, and it was to call a pizza place, and ask for a penis-shaped pizza, and I hate doing that so much, like I had the most anxiety this morning doing it, I was like, oh my god.


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[Assistant] I can't wait for Tik Tokers to just go away. Like Tik Tokers, like not Tik Tok, but Tik Tokers. I'm so over all of them. Did you see the, do you care about any of this?


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[Assistant] So he did like a prank over the weekend that he was cheating on his girlfriend. What are you seeing it?


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[Assistant] I did. These are all injections. Remember the bruised lip situation? That was from injecting my lips.


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[Assistant] But I love elves, like Bernard the elf from the Santa Claus is like one of my favorite elves. Oh, but do you wanna fuck?


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[Assistant] He kinda looks like Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, the little huddy.


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[Assistant] I don't know why he's- Oh, that's a Tom Sawyer. Didn't he play Huckleberry Finn or something? Or Tom Sawyer?


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[Assistant] I think like that's maybe now in 2021. I think there is that stereotypical lesbian haircut that's offensive, but.


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[Assistant] He's pro-Jewish rights, he let them in during the high holy days. They're the same, they're both oppressed.


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[Assistant] And then they're like, how about let's try one test, and I was like, maybe, but then they haven't gone back to me. I'm trying to find the thing. Anyways, back to Bryce Hall before we finish that. You're not a troll.


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[Assistant] Mmmmm. Actually, there's a really funny SNL skit where Kate McKinnon talks about the first time she masturbated and knew she was gay with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


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[Assistant] Someone emailed me and asked if they got a frenemies tattoo, do they get free merch?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I was, I knew this was gonna be a thing, so I was like trying to get the, it was something like mystery box or something. I was trying to get the thing she was selling, and it was already sold out for, and I was in line for 45 minutes. That was some bullshit. I put it in my cart and it was out.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's something sketchy, I think she, I forget the theory, look at our drama channel.


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[Assistant] Mystery boxes are like this like bullshit where they have like nothing, like, like Jeffree Star's like expired shit or whatever and they put it in a box and then they're like here, here's a mystery box, buy it. It's like stuff that people didn't want.


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[Assistant] No, but like merch, they were making new merch even though Shane wasn't promoting it. Like they kept coming out with merch while Shane was cancelled. It was really weird. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Anyways, I hope they distance themselves. For Shane's sake, he could still be saved by Jesus. Just distance yourself from the devil, denounce it, debuke it, and that's it.


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[Assistant] I wish them well, I wish them well. Hair by Jay, keep killing those wigs, like I hope the $3000 from your clients, I hope they go broke after spending on all those bullshit things.


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[Assistant] I don't know, like I became like really like this big time rapper.


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[Assistant] But I, I do have a premonition that I'm like, I feel like I'm gonna be like a Jimmy Fallon and I'm gonna just have to leave this show and I feel bad because you're so nice to me.


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[Assistant] That's the problem with me, I'm never content. I always think I'm going to be doing better and bigger things.


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[Assistant] Like I'm the next Post Malone that leaves you. I'm like I'm too famous for Ethan, bye.


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[Assistant] When I see that, like your old vlogs will pop up now because I like watch them so they always pop up and I see I'm like, this is crazy. He like went to your guys' show and stuff.


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[Assistant] You were like bigger than him at the time, so he's like, ooh, I got this little come up with like H3.


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[Assistant] You look like a sad teddy bear right now.


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[Assistant] Who do you think would be better, Post Malone or Papa John as the Bachelor?


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[Assistant] Did I say that? I don't know. We can bleep right if I'm not supposed to say it. Sorry.


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[Assistant] I will screen them though because I'm a female and I feel like with Peace and Love, your interns are not the best at screening people for these shows. I will screen them.


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[Assistant] Well I think my dog is gay. Can I say that? I don't know, I think he is.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was like, brother. Is there like, not said brother?


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[Assistant] It has to be up on Mondays by like 10 and I didn't get it in the past.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, it's both. It's hard to like describe.


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[Assistant] Like it'll air in the summer, but then our wedding's not till the winter, so they'd come back for like the- like there's like- I see, I see.


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[Assistant] I think it's more like, we were talking about like, you said you were offered to be like a Mr. Beast burger. I think it's more just like, the coolness of it. Like, we have a TV show about our wedding.


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[Assistant] That thing is so awful. They have the, it's like just him and his three assistants being so boring and Jason being creepy and like David thinks he's a talk show host cause he has money. It's like, no, you're not, sorry baby, you're just not.


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[Assistant] Don't steal our branding. The, the, what is it? What do they steal?


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[Assistant] Nice try. Did you notice now they're trying to do video podcasts because Frenemies is so popular?


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[Assistant] No, you know, my goal is to lose a bunch of weight so I can get like weight loss brand deals and be like really, because if I lost 100 pounds, that'd be huge. But also I can't do it. But if I did, it would be so big. I'd be on People Magazine. It's not People Magazine that I wanted something else bigger.


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[Assistant] Chubby Jason, you know, you happened to once told me that I was too chubby.


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[Assistant] He groped me and he's like, wow, you gained weight. And I was like, oh, I never got invited back to the, uh, playboy mansion after that.


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[Assistant] And like the last Sunday, the day he said I was getting fat, uhm, I had gone up like hours before and asked them to, hey, can I get my case DM, my berry smoothie? And they're like, we're not allowed to serve you food anymore. And everyone else had it.


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[Assistant] Oh, can I tell you, when we bought the house, I had to pay off all my quick money loans, cause I used to do those all the time back in the day, like literally, like, I would take out loans, like, what were they, like, what was the place, Speedy Cash? And I got a $700 loan in like 2012 or something, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I think we paid off, like, paying off, meaning I owed $30,000 to all these different places, and I think I did $700 at one place, I think I did $1200 at another, and maybe $1500 at the other place.


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[Assistant] It's insane. That, those, it was, I'll name one, but Speedy Cash, Quicken Loans, like, I forgot the other ones. Some other things we never heard of, I can't even, I can't remember.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, don't do loans, don't hang out with Dan Polzarian, it's not a good luck, nobody cares, you're not Hugh Hefner and you're not cute.


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[Assistant] I don't like the third co-host on Impulsive. I used to love that show and I can't watch it.


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[Assistant] No. He said something like, don't be on frenemies, talking, arguing with Trisha Paytas. You remember?


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[Assistant] One last thing and then we can wrap it up, but uhm, how much would it take for us to have a wrestling match?


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[Assistant] So you don't think I'm like trying to be like, ooh, let's fucking make out this part we're going to do. And watch when he comes, he comes up and then you kind of, oh, I can do that. Look, she's falling.


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[Assistant] Can you talk about it without making it the title? Cause I do think it's important to give people voices where they feel scared to share other places. But I get it if you want.


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[Assistant] But I'm glad that you did it for real though. Thank you. It just felt like a relief when you hear like other people finally being like, maybe Tricia was like not lying. Like it's just like this like relief where it's like finally people are seeing something and not calling me crazy or obsessive or like weird or freak or like bitter as AB said, I'm not bitter that I'm not in the group. I literally left it with, you know, blazing saddles.


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[Assistant] Well you can do, I mean like, they, I think everyone had the same sentiment, like not, we're definitely not trying to cancel, he's not gonna be canceled, but I think like,


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[Assistant] I don't think he's gonna get cancelled, I'm not trying to cancel him, it's gonna be, that's not even the goal, like he won't be cancelled, like, look at Mel Gibson, still thriving, Woody Allen, still thriving. I love, I don't love Woody Allen. I can't support him.


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[Assistant] Maybe like five or something, because me and fair adopted at first, then they got married, so he's living in the same house with her.


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[Assistant] Maybe just don't. If you need someone at nine, you don't really need to fuck them when they're an adult.


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[Assistant] One more thing and I promise we can go keep saying this but like is the h3 podcast tiktok you guys running that?


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[Assistant] You literally look like the Teddy Fresh logo. You look like a teddy bear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he saw your success. So you called each other Ted, not Teddy.


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[Assistant] Did you get pissed when United Airlines started calling themselves Ted? And you're like, fuck that was our thing. They're called Ted.


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[Assistant] I made one million dollars and all I had to do was drink a bottle of water and piss.


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[Assistant] So you're not doing the ring shoutouts for free rings? Do they pay you?


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[Assistant] They also paid you cash? Yea. Oh, so you took the free and you got the cash.


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[Assistant] Snagging that. Don't let me move to LA. Oof.


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[Assistant] Forgive me if this is rude, but are you, are you gay?


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[Assistant] So you have men and women and then there's like trans people, well trans I would consider men and women.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm an ally, I'll go to war with whoever you guys want. You tell me-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's all sold out. Wait, so is everything else sold out?


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[Assistant] Wait, let me see. Oh, I did edit. So there is some- So anyway guys, head on over to Trisha, or Sadboy2005.


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[Assistant] So get on over to sadboy2005.com and pick up your sad boy!


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, feeling good, we love feeling good. Tricia, Paytas, uh, which channel?


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[Assistant] Anything else you're selling you want to put up there? Tradio? What else you got for sale?


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[Assistant] The new color block is out, 2.0, remastered.


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[Assistant] Here's, uh, just some pictures to appetize you. Go to teddyfresh.com.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it sold out like an hour. I was kind of crazy. These are all sold out too.


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[Assistant] You know what, can I say an anecdote? Me and Hila went to Target yesterday, and some girl came up to Hila, who didn't know who we were, and Hila was wearing this jacket, and she's like, who made that jacket?


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[Assistant] He made this, he made the Netflix thing that I really liked about, he was the politician, the politician.


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[Assistant] Nobody is saying when you get into those creative talks with executives and stuff, they have creative control. Like, oh no, you should be doing this. We're gonna have to cut that out and reshoot it and do it this way.


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[Assistant] Ohhhh, nepotism. Exactly. Motherfucking nepotism.


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[Assistant] So wait, Ben Platt's an industry plant? Ben Platt plants are like-


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[Assistant] Bro, they always do this in movies. They always cast people that are way too fucking old.


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[Assistant] No, no, he looks, he looks, he doesn't look that old, I have to be honest. I'm not upset.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what, you know what his name should be now? Ben Plant. Ben Industry Plant.


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[Assistant] Well, hold on, you just ranted about how he's too old, but they're the same age.


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[Assistant] But it sounds like Ben Plant is more the kind of awkward, out of place character.


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[Assistant] Oh, is this him, Dan? Yeah, this is my boy who needs to be in every movie role.


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[Assistant] Okay, here, here, here, I've got a Buzzfeed article, I'll read it for you. Ben Platt reacts to a critique of his agent Dear Hanson, Evan Hanson, and he made a good point. Okay, let's look at this Ben Plant, Industry Plant.


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[Assistant] So, blah blah blah, he's, I'm trying to get to the point, I'm not getting to the point, I'm closing the article.


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[Assistant] So what are you saying, Dan? Jordan played it on Broadway.


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[Assistant] I'm over Evan Hansen. He needs to shut the fuck up and just get on with it.


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[Assistant] Here, let's go. Sight rating. You're gonna love this. Dan is number one. Fucking Judas.


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[Assistant] Dan is number one. Little Toe. Dan has been sowing chaos this entire, like Little Finger from Game of Thrones. I've been taken down so many times by my own request. Dan is literally sowing chaos this entire time. Chaos is a ladder. And you know what you use to climb ladders? Feet.


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[Assistant] You can be a snitch. That's part of the bible, the gospel. Jesus said, snitches gets bitches. Fuck that fool, Judas.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy? I was working with a guy in a restaurant once in college, and uhm, I jokingly called him Judas, and he got, he like, he, he cut me out of his life. He never...


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[Assistant] He like never talked to me again. He wanted to like fight me and shit, like we were homies, he was driving me home, and I was like, ah, like just joking around, speaking to Judas, look who's number two.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, maybe Jesus was his own Judas, cause God is everybody and everything, so God is Judas.


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[Assistant] Proof is here on wiki feed. And then Zach the sound lad is number three, and I'm nowhere to be found. It's outrage.


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[Assistant] They locked my upvotes to 5 points, cause like, you can go above 5. I had like a 7 out of 5.


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[Assistant] Love went with all of the foot soldiers and downvoted everyone on the website to put him below five, so I would be number one. And I think- He hacked it!


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[Assistant] No, he just went there with a bunch of people and started downvoting everybody's score to get below five.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, blah, blah, blah, yeaah, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Talent fees? What, what, what? Don't you, don't you need talent? I'm kidding.


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[Assistant] When we come back, we're getting back on the rails.


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[Assistant] And we're actually gonna focus on something. Okay. Actually, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna talk about a few other things, but we have a meme game.


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[Assistant] Where I'm going to present you a meme.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to explain what it is and then create one. So this is like a meme university. I know memes now.


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[Assistant] We'll find out. We'll find out. Alright, uh, stay tuned.


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[Assistant] At 30,000 stores that range from tech, gaming products, fashion, and even food delivery, Honey is a free shopping tool that scours the internet for promo codes and implies the best one at checkout automatically.


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[Assistant] It pops, oh, you're shopping, like, oh, like, oh, you're buying a pair of Levi jeans or whatever, boop, you're ready to check out, and then honey pops up, you're like, oh bitch, we found a coupon.


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[Assistant] And then it's like 30% off, 50% off, and then it's like boom, so it's magic.


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[Assistant] People say that magic and technology are indistinguishable at a certain point.


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[Assistant] I was going somewhere. Imagine you're shopping at one of your favorite sites. You check out, the honey button drops down and all you have to do is click apply coupon.


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[Assistant] So if you want to save a bunch of money, and you want to support our show,


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[Assistant] joinhoney.com slash frenemies. I love honey, I have it on all my, all my browsers, it's freaking awesome.


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[Assistant] We say, me and Hila save money all the time with honey, like, usually buying clothes and shit, and it's like, it's like, literally saving hundreds of dollars that you were not gonna-


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[Assistant] Okay, we can debate the loser. That's joinhoney.com slash frenemies.


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[Assistant] We are partnered with Omaze to stick it to David Dobrik. They didn't say anything about it. I think they're fine with me saying that.


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[Assistant] But I don't know if Omaze is like, hey, we're brought to you by sticking it to David Dobrik. But they don't care apparently.


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[Assistant] No, I sought this out specifically to stick it to David because we're giving away a Tesla.


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[Assistant] So here's the deal. The winner of this is getting a Tesla Model S and 20k.


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[Assistant] Taxes and shipping are included. Oh shit! And even better, every donation benefits two great causes. All you have to do is go to omaze.com slash frenemies, pronounced o-maze dot com slash frenemies for your chance to win. Okay, here's how it works. Go to omaze.com slash frenemies


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[Assistant] And then you enter now, you make a donation to, uh, this great charity, which sounds amazing.


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[Assistant] Give powers on a mission to help, uh, 2.2 billion people around the world do not have access to safe, managed drinking water and these guys are working with solar and provide clean water, food, security, and light to regions around the world that need it. I don't know all about that, bruh.


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[Assistant] So if you go here and donate 10 bucks, you will be entered to win this beauty.


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[Assistant] And the net winners announced July 14th. Let's go, baby.


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[Assistant] I kinda wanna enter and then just be like, look suckers, that'd be so sketchy if I won.


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[Assistant] So anyway, uhm, you know, listen, a model, uh, is that a S? That's a model. S and 20 grand. And you're gonna be helping support a great cause.


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[Assistant] So for your chance to win a custom Tesla Model S plus $20,000, go to omaze.com slash frenemies and enter now.


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[Assistant] The best part? Every donation supports the work of GivePower. Oh, and there's another one. 501... 501C3.


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[Assistant] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dan said three, and you came in on two.


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[Assistant] Not to tap dance on his grave. That's not very 2021, Trisha Ville.


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[Assistant] Just to be clear, Army of the Dead is better than Schindler's List? For sure. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I'm just trying to match your energy. Sorry, Dan. I'm sorry, Dan. No, but I'm just, I'm trying to raise my energy levels. Okay, so here, let me, let's just go through. Uh, so, Trisha, you were in a... Okay, can you tell me the educational value of this? This is your TikTok in a classroom. I love it.


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[Assistant] Alright, isn't that when you get arrested? I don't know. And you spend your life in prison?


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[Assistant] Okay, then another little quick update, Kevin Spacey got a role again, but wait, he's playing a pedo hunting detective. I see you Kevin, I know who you are.


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[Assistant] So how does Kevin get a role as a pedo hunting detective? Is this because it's the only role available to him? They're like, wouldn't it be funny? They're like, wait, wouldn't it be funny, Kevin Spacey, if you played a detective hunting pedos? Imagine that. Imagine it.


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[Assistant] Like I feel like Woody Allen could get a role if he played a child molester.


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[Assistant] He's like, I have a movie for you, it's perfect. A dude who R-words his own daughter. Go.


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[Assistant] So he's hunting a pedo hunter who is falsely accused? I was like, okay, Kevin.


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[Assistant] CNN doesn't get that many views, right? They get like a million on like their top rated show. So yea, we crush CNN. This is- Fuck CNN! This is the place to come for news!


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[Assistant] Well, I think, I think I saw what you posted. Was it bad? I was gonna be good. No, I think it was not the right time.


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[Assistant] But I get your point, there's a lot of antisemitism right now and it's good to be aware of it and speak out.


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[Assistant] But that's not- I don't think that's what they meant. It's because Palestine's being like bombed and-


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[Assistant] I just, my hair's getting a little un-really. Oh, can I tell you what I wanna do?


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[Assistant] I wanna start exercising every morning. Right now I'm doing two sessions a week with my trainer, one hour. I wanna start doing it every morning. And then here's something else I wanna do, start tapering off anti-depressants.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been on them for a while now and I think maybe, maybe it's time.


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[Assistant] No, I think the antidepressants helped me in a lot and like they helped me so much in a lot of ways.


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[Assistant] But I, but I just think maybe, I don't know that I want to be on it my whole life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think the exercising helps a lot with like self-confidence and self-worth. And if I can lose the weight, actually, and I know being off anti-depressants will help lose the weight, but if I can actually lose the weight, I feel like my self-confidence, but like, you know, I'm afraid of going back to being so irritable, which was my problem before I started anti-depressants.


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[Assistant] Oh, you should- you should discontinue immediately if that's the case. But with the doctor's supervision.


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[Assistant] No, look, the antidepressant has side effects, of course, you know, they affect you in different ways.


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[Assistant] It's a new medicine? It's approved! Okay, so wait, let me ask you.


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[Assistant] It could be, cause sometimes they say it takes, what, like two months or something?


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[Assistant] Well, that's great. I mean, if you feel better at all, then, then that's great, right?


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[Assistant] I'm diagnosed, I am crazy, but. No, you don't sound crazy, I'm legitimately like, I wish I could just be like, stop!


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[Assistant] Hard work, self care, taking care of myself, to making the right choices, I think that's, that'll make the big decision.


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[Assistant] Well, what we are doing is we're gonna be doing vlogs every other week. In fact, we're filming one tomorrow, no spoilers, but I think we'll be out on Thursday.


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[Assistant] Cause we're like, we're like cavemen, you know, when the aliens come, they say don't interfere with the life. We're like cavemen, don't interfere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cuz like, my pro- I get these things a lot is like, at night especially, there's just like so much self-loathing about like, you fucking pig, you're so fat, you're not doing anything about it, you're so weak.


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[Assistant] And then I go, tomorrow I'm gonna conquer the day. And then it's like the same thing over again.


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[Assistant] And then at night it's like that, I'm such a fucking douche, I'm so weak, I can't do any, you know.


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[Assistant] That's why food addiction is such a bitch. It's because you can quit heroin cold turkey, but you can't quit eating.


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[Assistant] As far as I know. Some people say you just have to breathe air. Water. You seen that shit?


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[Assistant] Dude, it's amazing how dudes just, like, every powerful guy is just fucking everybody.


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[Assistant] I think as part of the personality of these like super driven people, that they just like have this urge to...


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[Assistant] Oh, sex addiction? I've known a few sex addicts. That's like one of the most destructive addictions there is.


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[Assistant] You ruin all your relationships, it's super destructive to everyone you sleep with, a lot of them people that you sleep with, it's just, it's super funny.


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[Assistant] I had a really close friend in Israel who was a sex addict and I like destroyed his family. And they were like so, yea, but they were like such...


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[Assistant] They were like such a good couple and a beautiful child and it was just like fucking horrible.


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[Assistant] You seem pretty monogamous now though, like you are like not wanting to do like scenes with other people.


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[Assistant] That's interesting. Yeah. Well, I mean, that makes sense because, I mean, it's like you've had these relation- these- these unconventional relationships with sex your whole life. Yeah. And that shit fucks you up.


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[Assistant] Women think that it's like normal to use sex as like a tool and that fucks everybody up.


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[Assistant] Is that good, Dan? That's a good impression, right? She was SEVENTEEN! I mean, come on!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would have been really cool now that I've seen the video and know, but at the time she's like, it was like a last minute notice. She's like, we need like 12 hours and Hila was like, you know, Hila's busy as fuck.


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[Assistant] Okay, so he got 2 million likes, so like, he's fully, like, he's fully, uh, embraced, you know? People don't give a fuck. But here's the crazy part. So there's tons of verified accounts wishing him happy birthday, saying we miss you and shit. Now let's just remind you that James,


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[Assistant] Was sexting like 17 fans, like 12 of which were underage, going as young as 14.


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[Assistant] Wait, I thought there was more. There weren't really many check marks. Uhm, and interestingly also, Jason Nash has the same birthday as James Charles. I don't know if you wanted to wish him a happy birthday or anything.


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[Assistant] So you stand by the dead and the soul, we take back the horse.


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[Assistant] But I was like, I was like, Jason, why are you dating someone who like, loves to eat? It's like, her thing. And like, shame her. I saw him make some really nasty comments to you about like, you would look good if you lost ten pounds.


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[Assistant] I wonder if Jason is not speaking on it publicly because there's like lawyers involved. Maybe I'm just, I don't know that. I'm just speculating because what he Jason's being accused of an actual like essay. And so maybe for him admitting like, Oh, that was bad or something is like his lawyers were like, don't do that.


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[Assistant] I remember the story of a dad who killed the dude who R-worded his daughter and the judge didn't even sentence him to jail. They just gave him like probation.


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[Assistant] Here's a pu- Speaking of Florida, I wanted to show you this. Oh, weird! There's this high school- There's this high school in Florida. And uhm, thank you very much. I'm a professional.


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[Assistant] And they, in the yearbook images, they, the, the parents and students noticed


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[Assistant] That's no cleavage though, like I'm sorry. When did we turn into these puritanical fucking losers that can't even see a little bit of a-


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[Assistant] Yeah, schools are wild, man. They wouldn't let us, in my high school, they wouldn't let us wear hats because they thought it was part of gang association. I was like, everybody wears fucking hats.


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[Assistant] High school was fine, but I'm not like going to run back and be like, remember me? You go up to all your teachers, remember me? Like the same teachers who have been like living miserably teaching these fucking pieces of shit and getting paid nothing. And then they gotta deal with all these school kids coming back and be like, you remember me? And they're like, no, I don't remember you. I teach a billion people.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm sorry, freaks, like, and then this one, like, what? They're just...


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[Assistant] Well they didn't tell them, they didn't ask permission, and they're like, they did this to like-


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[Assistant] Like 50 different people or 150 different people. Let me see.


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[Assistant] You got the story here. 80 different photos were edited. But here's a little controversy for you. There's plenty of boys and speedos that were not edited. So where's the, uh, like, what do we think of this? I mean, look at this.


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[Assistant] I've noticed there's a trend, girls have stopped wearing bras. Have you noticed that?


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[Assistant] Well, that's great, so, I, correct me if I'm wrong, this is, this is like, Ethan explains why you wear a bra.


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[Assistant] Well, so first of all they think it's like, helps them not drooping?


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[Assistant] But I feel like they said that's not true. I feel like I've read that that's not the truth. That bras don't prevent drooping.


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[Assistant] But also if you're running or walking, you need support. Especially if you got like, bigger ones. They can get like, really, and I know because I've got like, B's now going, like A's, B's. And I feel that when I run, I'm like, oh shit.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I don't, I'm not, I'm not giving a value judgment, I'm just saying this is why.


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[Assistant] And when I'm sitting with friends, there's no confrontation, we just shoot the shit, we talk.


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[Assistant] Somebody's coming at me with some COVID misinformation. I'm going to fucking clap back.


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[Assistant] But I think if he wants to debate COVID, he should get a scientist on, not me. Not a representative. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] We talked about Joe Rogan on our last set because he, he slammed Illa.


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[Assistant] I feel like all those conservative guys hate me now cause like, they thought I was one of them for a long time.


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[Assistant] They thought I was just like cool edgy independent guy and then when like Ben Shapiro kept trying to get me on his show and trying to come on my show and I was like nah fuck that.


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[Assistant] That's kind of his thing. Okay, let's move on. I don't know him. Cause we're, okay, and then the Adrian kickback, who gives a fuck. We got, we're running out of time. Let's do meme games.


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[Assistant] It's kind of a funny story, so Adrian Kickback is some random dude who posted on TikTok here of the video.


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[Assistant] Just some random dude who posted a TikTok. He was like, yo, come through, I'm having a birthday party at this time in this event. Like a super small account, not expecting anything. And then all these TikTokers were like, I'll be there, dude. Here's the original TikTok. It was just this.


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[Assistant] Adrian Kickback. Location, uh, Huntington Beach at the fire pits. Date, May 22. Bring your own... E? What's E?


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[Assistant] How much money is that? Wait, just for the, just for the invitation of 200? Yeaah. It's bouj.


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[Assistant] And make a plan right now in Israel because you don't know. That's true.


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[Assistant] No pictures. No pictures, no videos. I get you, I get your drift.


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[Assistant] I'll be there. Whatever it is. You get, you get fu- If you guys get married in the pit where Saddam Hussein was caught, I'll be there.


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[Assistant] I can't wait. I'm gonna get trashed. I don't get trashed anymore. Like I am not getting drunk in like a decade. I'm gonna get trashed for your wedding.


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[Assistant] Can't wait. I'll bring my own ecstasy as well, be old.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to see this invite, bro. It's dope. It better be amazing.


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[Assistant] So 200 times 230, so you guys are spending, just on the invites alone, 50,000.


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[Assistant] Well, you would think if you're selling merch, you would be at least crunching some numbers, but like, okay, I'm gonna make a little bit of-


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[Assistant] Can I, can me and Hila do a, like a, renew our vows after you?


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[Assistant] Did I say that? Yes. Oh, that was rude of me. Why did I say that?


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[Assistant] I said you- Moses would wanna fuck you but not marry you? Why would I say that?


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[Assistant] Alright Ian, bring out Ian. Bring out the gimp.


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[Assistant] Oh, I never even explained what this was, the uh, Adrian Kickback. So anyway, everyone on TikTok came over to Huntington Beach just for like a meme. They're like, oh, we're going to Adrian's Kickback. And it turned into like a riot.


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[Assistant] Oh, just, that would be fun to cook for, but like they don't know, and we're just like the worst chefs, like eggs flying everywhere.


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[Assistant] Unless it's drowning in butter you can't cook it. That's how you beat me. I'm still bitter.


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[Assistant] Is the riot police dispersing crowds? It was like a whole shitshow, bro. Adrian! Adrian had a hell of a kickback, dude. They're stomping cars, flipping cars. I mean, it's not dope, but good for you. I mean, it's funny. It's funny that- Yeah, yeah, it's a little scary. Except for the rioting.


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[Assistant] Without a template. First you're gonna try to guess.


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[Assistant] Ian, what is it sh- oh. Can't believe you said that about me.


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[Assistant] Okay, so the first one is Arthur's fist.


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[Assistant] Oh, I wanna thank Philip and KnowYourMeme for helping us put this together.


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[Assistant] The fun thing is that it's from Arthur the children's show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's ready to throw down. He, he, he is domestic abuse.


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[Assistant] David be like, I'm gonna turn your ass into dead. I'm gonna try, cause he tries to kill all his friends. I'm gonna try to turn your ass into dead ass. I'm gonna turn you from an alive ass to a dead ass.


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[Assistant] I get it. I don't- Is that how you fist people? You go pfft.


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[Assistant] Okay, I was just asking. Okay. Sorry. Just the candles stick up the butt. I thought you might, I thought you might. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Alright, so here, let me show you some examples. What we eating for dinner. Food. Me.


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[Assistant] When you offer somebody food and they say yeah, oh, cause you don't want to share it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so Dan's laughing. Go ahead, guys. I mean, clearly Trish's doesn't even ma-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then Trisha has- Moses has never crossed you. Okay, I don't need any explanation.


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[Assistant] Philip loves his audience interaction. Leave your thoughts in the comments.


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[Assistant] Good luck. I'm just saying, people in the comments are mean, that's why I say it.


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[Assistant] Now the background, I think the background of this is that it's just one of those really corny stock photos.


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[Assistant] That uh, just picked up. So what do you think this is meant to convey?


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[Assistant] Like the flag. So she's Palestine, the guy's Israel, and the blue's America.


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[Assistant] So Palestine, so Israel wants Palestine, and America's like, ehh? But Israel, well America does support Israel pretty s- pretty-


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[Assistant] Okay, so here's Trisha's. Kind of makes sense, but not really.


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[Assistant] When have you ever voted for me for anything, Moses? Well, I was only asked about the food and she was superior. We did, well there's something else we did too.


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[Assistant] Oh, the cake, the cake. The cake? Yeah, no, that looks scary. No, so you got the vote.


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[Assistant] I'm already on the ropes. Huh? You look scary to me.


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[Assistant] Next week we're going, oh you know what's fun? Deidore's birthday, his second birthday is coming up in June, and we're going to Disneyland next week.


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[Assistant] This is the Drake meme. This is from Hotline Bling.


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[Assistant] Jack, Jacksman loves it huge. I'm trying to think of a thing. Huge Jack, huge ass man.


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[Assistant] Okay, how about this one? You're gonna hate it. Oh, you're not gonna like this one.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what I was thinking. The top is Sadboy2005 and the bottom is Teddy Fresh.


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[Assistant] I know, it's just a joke, I'm sorry. It's not my real meme. It's just a joke, I'm sorry. I'm not doing that one.


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[Assistant] H3 Podcast on the top, Frenemies on the bottom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and still yeah, you hear- I'm just making a joke, is it not good?


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[Assistant] Oh, Philip DeFranco's a coward on the top, skinny legend on the bottom.


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[Assistant] The top is Philip DeFranco is a coward. We don't like that. We don't say that.


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[Assistant] I guess if you don't care about like, uh, actually doing the meme.


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[Assistant] Cause the thing is like, if you lose your phone, then if they try to like, whatever.


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[Assistant] I agree with Dan, but it is, it is him, it is a Drake.


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[Assistant] It is a thing now. You just created a new-


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[Assistant] Okay, how about this? On the left, frenemies. On the right, the dish would trip.


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[Assistant] My- did I skip the last one? Yeah, you did. Oh shit. My dad is 17.


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[Assistant] Darling, I'm home, now how are the kids? Me at 17, damn I wish I were a cute enemy.


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[Assistant] Artist then. I made timeless masquerades and I'm a model to every beginner artist. Artist now. I taped a banana on this wall.


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[Assistant] So here's mine by the way, which I did not show, and I think, uh, you may want to consider it for your consideration.


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[Assistant] Well, you should be happy. You like mine? Thank you. You should be happy. My two ones that have won were all about you. Ian, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Wait, there's no empty temp- wait, how do I present this one?


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[Assistant] Do you feel old yet? Where it's like a before and after, so here's James Charles. Remember James, this is him now. Feel old yet?


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[Assistant] Remember the chocolate cake kid from Matilda? This is him now, feel old yet?


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[Assistant] This is James Charles, feel old yet. Kind of the same thing. Monsters Inc.


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[Assistant] Same here. Okay, so now how do we do this? Do we just pick two random images, Ian? Okay. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Bro, that's kind of fucked up, because a lot of people say Peter Pan is like a pedo euphemism.


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[Assistant] Okay, left one, left one is, is uhm, Jesus Christ. Right one is Moses Hackman.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy or kind of funny? I was sitting, I was putting, uhm, Theodore to sleep last night and he dropped a bottle behind his crib so I was sitting like this in the rocking chair and I leaned back to get the bottle and I felt this huge rocking chair and I fell.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was 33? Jesus lived a good long life.


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[Assistant] I didn't know Jesus lived 33, how'd they know that? His whole story was 29 to 33, that's all we know.


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[Assistant] 33? It's like, okay, boring age. It'd be cool if he died at 20.


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[Assistant] If Jesus was brought back to life, then surely he is among us.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's- Oh, Ian did some work on this, okay. Ian's kinda doing work for you over here.


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[Assistant] Peter Pan does not age. This meme is not accurate.


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[Assistant] So when he stops, when he stops are wearing kids, he ages.


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[Assistant] I like how he looks sad too. Moses is like, damn, my age? I was supposed to be immortal. I don't know which picture he used.


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[Assistant] Okay, Moses, don't. It's got you in it.


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[Assistant] Okay, whatever. Thank you, Moses. You just dispelled. I thought you were biased, but that proves me wrong, so thank you.


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[Assistant] I didn't think this would be an event I could win. To be totally honest with you, I thought you would sweep it with all your bullshit titles.


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[Assistant] It's like, he looks like that friend who's just a big giant douche. Like here, I'll read some captions, maybe I'll help you. Thanks for the smallest images ever. Uhm, go to high school parties, 25 years old.


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[Assistant] Drive slowly in the left lane, speeds up when you try to pass him.


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[Assistant] You buy the liquor, I'll buy the beer. Case of Natty Light.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, this is next level. Stay safe everyone, take precautions.


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[Assistant] So there you have it, Scumbag Steve, ladies and gentlemen. Scumbag Steve.


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[Assistant] I guess maybe, cause it's James like, what up Snapchat, I'm a fuckin' mo- I'm gonna pre-pray on all the underage kids here.


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[Assistant] I'm going with that. Just Chris Hansen. Interesting.


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[Assistant] Lemon, well this is what I do during the weekdays, I just have lemon juice and like a vegetable smoothie in the morning.


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[Assistant] It was really disappointing and I got fries with garlic and cheddar cheese and it was like horrible.


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[Assistant] Actually, three. We have three? Okay, here we go. Alright, so here's all of Trish's. Well, I don't need to show you. It's one says... I mean, they're all-


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[Assistant] To, so, here, let me show you, Chris, you want the vape name, so, here's-


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[Assistant] He was? Motherfucker is trying to do everything.


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[Assistant] Not that he's into it, but James Charles might like a slice. James Charles might like a slice of CP.


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[Assistant] And then we're talking about Jamsha. Cheese pizza. CP.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's, let's vote. This is our last one.


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[Assistant] Is that the first contest you've won on the? Feels frankly hollow. Sad.


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[Assistant] Well guys, get excited because we're shooting a vlog tomorrow. I feel like our vlogs are way more than vlogs.


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[Assistant] It's like, we have a cool plan for tomorrow, it's gonna be super fun, and I'm hoping to have it out for you guys on Thursday.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, we have a video that comes out on Thursday, so maybe be out on the weekend, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching guys, we'll see you on our vlog, and next week, you know what it is, Frenemies247, we never stop, sadboy2005.


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[Assistant] And we're back, oh no, welcome to Frenemies.


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[Assistant] What's your favorite food comment? Do you ever see that on Instagram when like, okay, so there is a campaign that I do for a company that always wants to get like the most comments. So they say, we recommend asking a question. So like I'll post a thing that's like, love this gray dress today. Question, what's your favorite color?


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[Assistant] Disclaimer, I'm wearing a hat today because my hairline is a little off and my throat's a little raspy because I was putting on a performance over the weekend so I was like screaming and yesterday I had no voice so my voice is like slowly coming back.


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[Assistant] No, but I think I was supposed to take it off after we did the post. I was doing like a sponsored post and then I was gonna take the hat off and then it kinda shifted my, anyways, it was fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it works. Honestly, I never bought a house before because my credit was so, so, so, so bad. Like, not even statement loans would get me a house, so.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I look so huge, which is fine. I'm not trying to trick anyone. I don't mind looking huge. I'm just saying I'm not that huge.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I'm talking about the length from like where my ear is to out to my shoulder. My shoulder doesn't go out that far. It's extra wide.


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[Assistant] Not this one. No, go to the first one we did, the dole whip. The dole whip was the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, this was the fattest I ever looked. I was so triggered. Okay, do you want me to send it in the group chat? Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's do a forearm test. Put your, put your forearms in your mind. Go like this.


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[Assistant] Put your- yeah, can you put your whole- put your- try and see- look, I can't put my- my things around like that. Try it. Put your- it doesn't close! Yes it does.


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[Assistant] Well, I have, oh, do yours, cause I have small fingers. Stop with this wrist thing, what is it? Do yours, do yours. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, why does she have me pose like that?


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[Assistant] No, this is a tea. This is a tea today. Oh, it is? It is a tea. Cause there's like gloomy and...


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[Assistant] Oh, can I also just say I haven't exercised in a month. I'm gonna have to start exercising. I think that'll help me anyways.


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[Assistant] She's an icon. You are too though, look at those pink crocs.


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[Assistant] You like live from the bottom. I don't know. Maybe we'll have to vlog it if you try to live from me. Cause we need to practice it. But I'm so, I'm self-conscious about it.


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[Assistant] When I used to dance, dancers lifted me up all the time. Like when I used to go on tour, I was always getting lifted, but I feel like now it's like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] His tweet was, the real reason he laughed was because all you can eat did not apply to milkshakes. So he was like, I love- I think he was kidding.


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[Assistant] No, right, but I hop took that. I was like, we're going to market this and be like here. So we're going to go do it.


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[Assistant] I think I at least three. I like strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. I like all three flavors. But there looks like an Oreo cookie one in there. Looks like Oreo. So diet tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I think it was the noodles we ate that we did not film. We did not film our dinner and those noodles were like sitting in my stomach in such a weird way. I think that's what it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like limited money. Oh, yeah, I was like sad. There was like no mean


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[Assistant] So that's our, for when like our merch comes out, we could do like a cute little like TikTok.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's so hard too, like, you have to like wait in line. It'll say sold out, like they say sold out for weeks and like I couldn't get them, so I think they only do a limited number of items.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it's not official for enemies merch, but you know, I tried.


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[Assistant] I was tips at the beginning and then when we ate I got really sick when we were saying no dinner I was like okay I need to chill I'm gonna get a little bit more and then I have been drinking in like literally like two years like it's been so long so I was like knocked


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[Assistant] My party ended at 12, so that was way after you guys left.


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[Assistant] I got it, I got it. Okay, so I filmed you guys, the very last song was, okay here's your last one.


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[Assistant] No, for real, we did, it was, it was kind of everything, but uhm, yeah, you guys kind of, you, but you kill, you really feel that.


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[Assistant] You could have gone in the house if you wanted. You would have gotten that VIP access.


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[Assistant] It didn't have the shows, and it's more expensive. It's $160 a ticket now.


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[Assistant] That's like Broadway 2's reopening in the fall to full capacity but everyone has to wear masks the entire show. I was like, that sounds awful. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] I know. I was kinda miserable. I got sick. I told you I threw up after. I think I really from the sun and the eating. I was like so sick all night. I could not sleep.


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[Assistant] But you know what? The best part about last week was like, I was so busy and not on my phone that I felt so drama free. I didn't know what was happening on the internet. I was just like living in the real world. I was like, that's kinda nice.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's good though. I feel like that's winning. It's like, that's the thing that's upsetting me right now, you know?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, it was so fun. I love karaoke at parties because it means you don't have to talk to people. You can just watch what's happening on stage. I didn't talk to anyone the whole night, I was just watching the show.


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[Assistant] And all you gotta do is pay with your debit card. And if you win, you'll be notified on the spot and your age department cash will be added back to your spend account.


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[Assistant] It's not even that, I think it's just like annoying if someone's like obsessed with TikTok and I'm obsessed with it and then it's like too much, you know what I mean? Like, it's a good balance. I like that he doesn't need the spotlight.


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[Assistant] But I like sharing, like, the attention ones in a while, you know what I mean? Oh.


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[Assistant] We're getting another one. We're getting a lake house on the lake near where we live. Uh huh. It's like a four million dollar house on the lake.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we love our neighborhood. We love it. Yeah, we like went to brunch there the other day and it was like so nice and peaceful.


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[Assistant] That's a dope one. I kinda look like uhm, a killer, like I feel like I'm hiding out from the world in this cap.


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[Assistant] I feel like I just committed a crime. Who's that Barbie killer? What is that, Jodi Arias? You remember her? She like stabbed her boyfriend 48 times, but she was like really cute.


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[Assistant] No, but like honestly when you stop like thinking about money, you just make more money. That's my advice to people who need money. Like stop thinking about it and then you'll get it.


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[Assistant] It's like that tic tac where people do the, you know, um, um, um, you know, like.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't even that. You kept going. You actually were like, you said to my mom and sister, you're like, oh, you guys don't know about the candlestick up her ass story. And I was like, well, like we don't talk about that.


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[Assistant] No, they didn't. They didn't. They like, they did like you a lot. They think you're funny, and they were like,


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[Assistant] I think you're just not as like warm.


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[Assistant] They weren't, but you live with Hila, so she hugged them, so you're gonna get the same.


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[Assistant] Everyone was coming for me, everyone was just like, oh, like, this is the end of them, this is the end of the duo. I was like, I didn't do anything, don't come for me.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I'll just be like, it's a, you know, I'll defend you. I'll just be like, you know what? We just like exaggerate. We're just, you know, crazy. We just say crazy things.


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[Assistant] Everyone that's pressure will be the downfall, but then they're like, Ethan's gonna come from the back because something will happen with him. So they predicted that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you are going to flourish so hard, and you're gonna be on One Punch Man.


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[Assistant] I manifested someone's house, like can you manifest me that I get this house that I put an offer for and I got it for them?


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[Assistant] Not necessarily, I just gave them extra powers. Some might call it prayer.


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[Assistant] And you're rich. You can go toe to toe all day long.


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[Assistant] No, I, well I don't want to because they're like crazy, but like they've dropped it, but they were so like, we're gonna write a letter to your lawyer, so here's my lawyer's information, and then my lawyer charged me $600 to receive this letter that they sent them, and then they like dropped it.


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[Assistant] I might have to go pee. Is that okay?


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[Assistant] Okay, I manifest yeaah. Just sitting on your couch.


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[Assistant] Oh! Oh, okay, yea I remember that. I should go back.


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[Assistant] No, don't say those bad things about yourself.


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[Assistant] Kind of like Pocahontas, you remember when the guy comes to like, we're mine, you know, he's like in a gold glittering cape, his name's Ra- Radcliffe or something.


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[Assistant] He was, but I see you in that cape. No, you're not a colonizer. No, no, no, no, no. You're in that cool cape now. I'm a genocide.


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[Assistant] Well, I just automatically see people that I don't know who the- what it's from, like, it just looks-


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[Assistant] Ever. Never. It's not gonna happen. I was threatened with a lawsuit by some old ass comedian for doing a TikTok saying I think it should be.


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[Assistant] Well, cause I already paid $600 just to accept a letter from this lawyer and they never went anywhere, so I was just like, okay. But uhm, there, there's one influencer, or there's like a TikTok page and she has a ton of pictures from VidCon with influencers and her thing is she shows the picture and she makes up a complete story about like how they were assholes or something like that, but they weren't, but you kind of-


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[Assistant] But then she showed the DMs and she's like not taking it down. So it's good for her. So anyways, don't let people bully you, especially if you're like a minor, like don't give people your information. I've seen influencers be like, give me your parents address. I'm going to sue you. Don't do that. Like they don't need their, that's not how it works.


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[Assistant] Ooh, skinny legend there. Okay. Why is this so skinny?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, I think it's the hair. God, I look good there. Compared to me.


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[Assistant] That's me. That's cool. Yeah, go subscribe, I eat.


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[Assistant] We should cancel Morphe, they're so problematic, like, let's put them on the list to cancel.


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[Assistant] It's better than nothing, I guess. Don't buy this palette if you're out there. It's shit. Morphe products are shit. I bought one the other day. So seriously, I bought a palette so serious. I was trying to be like, Madison Beer did a makeup tutorial. She has a palette with Morphe. So I bought it, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna be a Madison Beer makeup. Like, I genuinely wanted to, like, look like her. It was the shittiest palette ever. Like, chalk. It's literally chalk.


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[Assistant] Like, I bought it myself, I wanted to, whatever, I was like, I really wanted to look like Madison Beer in her Vogue makeup tutorial, and I like got the palette, and I was like, this is the shittiest palette I've ever used.


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[Assistant] We wanna have a good one though too, I hate putting it like shit shit. Cause like the merch is so much good quality, that's like we can't have like shit product.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're going to study fresh is like, I'm very excited for our front of me.


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[Assistant] I'm so honored. Cause you remember the first ep, the first time I met you on the podcast, I was like, you guys should like do this for like other influencers. And you're like, no, cause it was like, you know, you're so like, you just want to do your own thing. But I was like, I got in there cause I wanted to be one of those people that you did that for and I'm in.


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[Assistant] I know. Damn. I got paid. I didn't get paid yet, but maybe I'll get paid.


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[Assistant] I think that's everything. That's booze. That's cool. You were on it though. I paid right on the 15th. I was like, okay.


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[Assistant] No, mine is too, because I get like notifications and stuff like that, but like, I don't know, it's just so weird. Anyways, so I check it every morning, and then on that 15th or 16th, I'm like, I'll make sure.


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[Assistant] You should go through your DMs and show all the celebrities that you miss DMing you. And Bryce Hall was one of them.


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[Assistant] No, but it goes by followers, so was he the top? Cause it goes by who has the most followers.


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[Assistant] He's a shit person and until he apologizes or acknowledges something that he did when they're wrong, which is like literally forcing someone to kiss him.


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[Assistant] People love you. Who's that? Oh my god. Inked tattoo.


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[Assistant] He's a tattooer, we can say him, he's gross, he's been put on blasts. I don't wanna say it.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't wanna like, give him a diagnosis of being unstable. Maybe he's fine, maybe he's trolling, maybe he-


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[Assistant] Maybe she's on bitch haul. Little bitch haul.


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[Assistant] That's actually kind of funny though to like, because he wouldn't do anything so you're just like filming him doing that and then you're just like, okay.


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[Assistant] No, he's awful. I mean, he's also just like, gonna be irrelevant a year, so like, what's the point?


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[Assistant] No, it's okay to have entertainment. No. That's like entertainment. It's not like I'm wishing what.


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[Assistant] Never now, I'm manifesting that for him. Maybe a dentist. He needs to be on social media, but maybe he'll succeed somewhere else in life.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think, I think, I hate, my biggest pet peeve is when people are like, hey guys, YouTube is pressing my videos, shut up. It's like literally like, no, literally people, if people want to see your videos, they'll go like to your channel and look for them, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know why he's shocked, I mean he's been a complete asshole this year, tone deaf for sure, but also like, your whole videos were just starring David and now David's not in them so of course nobody cares about you anymore, like it's not that hard to figure out, one plus one equals three.


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[Assistant] Or two, or four, whatever the fuck that saying is. One plus one equals... Is the saying that it's wrong?


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[Assistant] Well, I think, I think it wasn't even that. Well, I think it was after that because we had put the show out.