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[Assistant] Yeah, I, there's been a lot of smart football players that suck. A lot of smart ones.


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[Assistant] 48 out of 50, he's the highest to ever score. I guess they had two trick questions on there, like, you know.


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[Assistant] If a train leaves from Tampa and headed south with 86 passengers on it, how much money?


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[Assistant] Who, who's the head coach of the... Pittsburgh Steelers.


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[Assistant] The reason why I chose Scooter and Brandon is because Scooter have been the pioneer of sports content and Perna feels like the most random one like my name. I definitely like the coffee.


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[Assistant] It's true, when you see people doing scooter type videos, they're like, oh, they're ripping off scooters.


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[Assistant] What I know is that Jason Tatum is 12 or 13 years old. Al Horford is 80 and it's his first finals.


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[Assistant] I will say this, the Warriors, when Klay Thompson and Steph Curry are healthy, Steph Curry, Steph Curry are healthy. They make basketball fun. They are a fun team to watch.


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[Assistant] Especially when they're hitting threes from like half court. So I just like their, I've always liked their brand of basketball. I've never hated them even when they had Durant and they sort of, you know, rigged it for themselves.


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[Assistant] No, it's Perna always trying to come up with an excuse to show off his body, and that's what it is.


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[Assistant] I'm at $77.85, baby. And just like Kevin O'Leary, I have $97.38, so I'm out.


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[Assistant] That's yeaah. I already weirded out the map. Oh, I will tell you. Oh, quick announcement. Anybody that's in Greensboro tonight, we're going to be at the Greensboro Grasshoppers game. If y'all want to come and meet us, a bunch of YouTubers will be out and, uh, you can say hi to us there as well. If we get 2,000 people.


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[Assistant] Whoa. Clickbait Sports, where we're gonna jazz hands until you like jazz music. So we could be here a while, everybody.


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[Assistant] What the worst thing they could do with their draft pick is, I'm joined by the clickbait crew, we got 5 points, we got Tom Grosky, we got Urinating Tree, we got Scooter Magruder, and, uh, me. And that's...


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[Assistant] This is the show, uh, for a while. Also,


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[Assistant] Before we get into all of that guys, we've got some punishments we gotta catch up on and the clickbait I saw today.


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[Assistant] wants to be named Kyle, but also Kyler Murray.


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[Assistant] I saw that, uh, you know, they, they get you with the headlines, but they're like, don't be surprised if one of the big four receivers is actually dealt on draft day. Which is what? Deebo, AJ Brown, DK Metcalf, and, uh, Terry McLaurin.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got a great draft. One question while we're talking about the receivers, because like, Debo Samuel grew into that role in San Francisco, right? It took him about two years before he started to emerge.


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[Assistant] DK Metcalf has looked good. DK, I think more than any receiver, probably wants a new deal now, because he's about to enter a season with, uh, Drew Laugh.


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[Assistant] Gino Smith or other as his quarterback? If anybody's production is going to dip severely, it might be DK's. Oh, sorry. I'd be very careful.


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[Assistant] Speaking of old Daniel Jones, Adam, uh, you have your punishments where you recreated Daniel Jones's infamous speedy run.


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[Assistant] Did you clock your top speed here, Adam?


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[Assistant] It's a simple punishment, but it was oddly satisfying watching you perform it. My real question, Adam, is that field doesn't look like it's in great condition. Uh, what kind of, if you were doing a video about that field, what kind of grade would you be giving that high school, uh, field there?


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[Assistant] I think it's like a, uh, you know when you open a pack on Madden and you get like a bunch, it's gonna be like that, but it's gonna be just a bunch of women and you try to guess which one is actually Jerry Jones' daughter.


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[Assistant] Well, I've got one here. I actually recorded part of my Combine trial. I ran, uh, 240s Saturday. And I was gonna finish that video and have both ready.


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[Assistant] But my entire body was in so much pain after going full out sprint, uh, that I physically could not do anything else, uh, until today. So we just have me burning down Mile High Stadium.


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[Assistant] It's a weird video, it's gonna take up two minutes of your time and it's gonna feel long.


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[Assistant] Hey! Get outta here, Pete! Get outta here, Pete! You can't have Russ back. You can't have him.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Broncos fan Brandon Perna and today we will be recreating the stadium fire at Mile High. Now fire is a symbol of both an end and a new beginning, which is why this fire wasn't only great for Twitter likes, but symbolic.


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[Assistant] of what it felt like watching Broncos quarterback since Peyton Manning retired. This stadium fire ended a time of quarterback ineptitude and signals


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[Assistant] Smoke signals a new beginning with Russell Let's Ride Wilson. So as I burn this mini stadium, I'll provide you with safety tips for fire, as provided by the internet and my uncle who was a firefighter.


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[Assistant] One who was fired for drinking on the job, but still a firefighter. Tip 1. Before starting any fire, make sure you have access to a nearby hose.


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[Assistant] No, no, not that hose. A real hose with water to put out the fire.


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[Assistant] Tip 2, if you see a fire, don't call 911. Get out your phone, get some video, tweet about it, and make as many jokes as you can so you get all the likes and all the RTs. Going viral is more important than human safety.


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[Assistant] Tip 3. Campfires are overrated. If you want to really enjoy a fire, make sure it's in effigy.


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[Assistant] Backside of an oven is a great place to start one. Insurance money. Tip 5. Always remember, Ryan started the fire.


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[Assistant] Ryan is your fall guy. Ain't that right, Chris Carter?


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[Assistant] See, that's the thing, I was like, I gotta make this long, cause people paid for it.


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[Assistant] Should it be good and short? No, no, no, no. Oh no. That's not what your money buys. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So I, I'll probably have an even longer combine video, but that should be there for next week, right now.


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[Assistant] Yes. And then I gotta do a dance still. Jesus. Uh, okay.


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[Assistant] We are about to select the worst thing the Jags can do.


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[Assistant] So do they take a pick here? Do they trade out? We want to listen to anybody who's a Jags fan in the comments tell us the last thing they want to see their team do because you guys know better than anyone the mistakes they can make.


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[Assistant] Hey! I think that's a solid pick.


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[Assistant] Uh, Trent Bakke likes guys who perform off the charts athletically. More so than maybe what they've actually produced.


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[Assistant] And uh, Trayvon Walker flying up the draft boards because of a tremendous combine. So that makes sense. Now we've got the Lions.


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[Assistant] This is how I think Detroit messes it up then. Okay, because I think they should take a quarterback. Tom brings up a fair point.


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[Assistant] Uh, here it says their needs are quarterback, linebacker, defensive back. What we know about Dan Campbell is he wants to build from the trenches. And although, although this wouldn't be like,


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[Assistant] Boom. And that really messes up everybody else's draft who thought they might be getting Evan Neal, specifically the tech office. Now Tom and I already did a mock draft where we just laughed endlessly about the Texans being every position on the website.


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[Assistant] Next to Mac Jones, Davis Mills, I think out of all the rookies proved he deserves a second look more than anyone.


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[Assistant] So I'm gonna give him a QB here, and I'm gonna give him who Pro Football Focus has rated as...


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[Assistant] The second best cube be available in Sam Howell. Oh, they're not gonna take small hands to pick it? No. No, I mean, you're actually getting...


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[Assistant] Are the type of team who would look at pro football focus and just use that as their chart to draft?


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[Assistant] Alright, Falcons, how are they gonna mess this up?


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[Assistant] No, I feel like they have a guy graded higher than those.


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[Assistant] They got their cross, their holy cross.


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[Assistant] Let me look this up. It's probably Trey McBride. Trey McBride or Greg Dolchich? One of those two. Here's the first tight end.


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[Assistant] See, this is, for me, for the chargers, it's, this is easy, okay? Uhm, they could definitely use a tackle. I was about to say tackle. Right, tackle's a need.


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[Assistant] Uh, as is corner, and I feel like they're gonna get the best corner.


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[Assistant] Which is going to curse him, because anytime the Chargers get a really good player, except for last season,


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[Assistant] That guy gets injured to start the year. And so they're gonna get a Mod Gardener, but since the Chargers picked him, he's gonna be hurt.


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[Assistant] I want to give them Desmond Ritter because I think the Steelers are interested in Desmond Ritter and that might mess them up with their upcoming pick.


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[Assistant] We uh, you guys messed up. You think giving the Eagles Carson Strong and Chris Olave is a bad move?


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[Assistant] Wrong. Carson Strong would go in there and tear it up with a lave.


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[Assistant] He is the guy I wanted the Broncos to take if they did not get Russell Wilson.


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[Assistant] Tackle, tackle could be it because they got, uh, they should have blocked.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll give him running back for the Tennessee because I think this is Henry's last year of his contract. So, you know, they're looking to the future. Already? Wow. Maybe it's maybe this year or next year. It's gotta be close.


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[Assistant] Gotta give, gotta give Jalen Hurts some ammo, you know. They got Devonte Smith, you give him another weapon.


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[Assistant] We should make a donation to one of the charities at Florida State or one of like the programs at Florida State.


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[Assistant] That's right. We did it correctly.


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[Assistant] I give it a 6 out of 10. It did have a good message that, hey, if you're old, like me, go out and do something that you say that you're gonna do, right? If there's any message for your life, like just go out and do it.


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[Assistant] Here's your sandwich. It's called the Danger Witch, and it's dangerously good.


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[Assistant] It's your sandwich. It's called the Danger Witch. And it's dangerously good.


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[Assistant] It is Thursday, December 8th at 5 o' 5 p.m. And you know where you are. You are here with us. Sans Tom Grosse for Clickbait Sports. I am your host. Five points vids. Five head vids. Uh, I'm here today.


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[Assistant] So I won't get fined, but a man that doesn't want to get fined below me, Scooter Magruder, what's up? How you doing today? Listen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's an auto win right there. Down below to this little area here, we've got urinating tree in his home studio. How you doing there, buddy?


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[Assistant] Brandon, my team is a mess. Perna, how you doing there, buddy?


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[Assistant] Uh, that seems to be a theme for today. And, uh, we have my, what is that, Oregon State Beavers?


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[Assistant] Beat the Gators in the Vegas bowl. I didn't even know that the Gators were bowl eligible. I'm surprised by that.


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[Assistant] So basically what we're gonna do for this show is talk about the worst trades in NFL history. I think you have a tear maker there.


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[Assistant] Brandon Perna. So we're going to rank them all and talk about how bad, painful they were. Then we will also individually talk about the worst trades for our team.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, I forgot to mention, Tom is not here. He had to attend a funeral. There was a loss in his family, so prayers up for Tom and his family. Uh, he did get the Jackson DeVille.


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[Assistant] Uh, outfit, but he's not here, so we're gonna have to wait a week on that. Also, wait, before we get into the segment, I said in the group chat before,


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[Assistant] Are we going to do a clickbait white elephant gift exchange?


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[Assistant] So the way, I mean, you do it, you just put your names into a hat.


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[Assistant] No, we ship it to each other. Yeah, no, we ship it to each other.


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[Assistant] That would be a good punishment. However, you have to take the exact amount that you won in the punishment and buy that from the dollar store.


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[Assistant] And if you're not watching this live, you can click on the pinned comment and the link will be in there too.


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[Assistant] 9 out of 10. I like that one. Yeaah, that was a very good read right there. Very good. Alright, we have...


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[Assistant] Uh, the Tearmaker list. Uh, can you call that up, Brandon? BABOOM!


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[Assistant] I don't think that's an awful trade because Brown was never going to be productive for the Raiders. Like he was, he was already checked out. Oh, I disagree.


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[Assistant] I'm going to say very, you know what, I'm going to back off. I'm going to say very bad and agree with you because I'm just, I'm folding like a, uh, lawn chair right now, so.


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[Assistant] That guy got, got fired. Who's the next on the list?


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[Assistant] Uh, John Elwood. That's John Elwood.


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[Assistant] They were like solid pros, I remember this, I remember, uhm.


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[Assistant] Right, well yea, Dan Marino was in that draft. Draft Dan Marino instead.


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[Assistant] He wouldn't have refused. What if Marino refused to play for the Colts? And he was just like, I don't want to play for you either. I think they had come off like a one win season, right?


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[Assistant] So they were bad already. They were 08 and 1. Yeah, that was lockout year, but still.


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[Assistant] I would say it's just a bad trade. I agree with Scooter, like he leveraged them into a trade on an impossible trade for me. That's what I'm saying. And a great, it ended up being a great trade for the Broncos.


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[Assistant] Who's gonna have to buy $300 worth of stuff from the dollar store?


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[Assistant] Standing all 300 items and just be like, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't do this.


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[Assistant] I say, I say it's all, it's like a combination, right? Like you have to see what you got for your investment, right? You got rid of Brett Favre. Was, was the return on the investment there?


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[Assistant] Because, you can argue for the colts in the Elway trade, they got some return, but the Falcons got nothing. And wasn't he a punter? Wasn't that the other thing? Or he was, he was like a quarterback slash punter? Or am I just trippin'? Fav? Fav? Yes.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not what I was going to say. There was that other trade where he traded his dignity for 5 million dollars, I think, from the puppy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, punters just thieve, um, money from the NFL because they're just gonna do one thing. That's it. Uh, yeah, I would say it was very bad because Favre did end up, I mean, y'all would have taken 90s Favre on your team.


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[Assistant] Could have been, uh, somebody, somebody trash. You know what would happen if Brett Favre never got traded? Then...


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[Assistant] Uh, Gary Anderson never misses that field goal against the Falcons and Minnesota wins the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] For a coach? Yeah. See, here's my theory. They gave up on first? Here's my theory. I just saw the coach today and I can't remember it.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, I agree because Tony Dungy went out and won a Super Bowl with the Colts, right? Using the same sort of philosophy. That defense was nasty.


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[Assistant] And John Gruden didn't develop that defense, didn't do it. I think that was Monty Kiffin's defense, right?


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[Assistant] We'll go worse. We'll go worse. Oh baby. We see what is up.


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[Assistant] Does someone have the particulars on this trade? Cause I remember it was egregious.


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[Assistant] Now we're getting into some juicy ones here. We've got DeAndre Hopkins. Okay, Bill O'Brien.


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[Assistant] First of all, they just traded a top 3 receiver for literally nothing.


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[Assistant] Just, well because that trade happened so long ago, like it's not as fresh in people's memories, just everything surrounding this DHOP trade, they basically just gifted him to the Cardinals.


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[Assistant] Got nothing in return, got an aging player with a horrible contract in return, and then gave the Cardinals like another draft pick, I think. Like, they just, they were like, please, take DeAndre Hopkins.


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[Assistant] I would say that's one of the biggest plea- for me, personally.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, part of the wrinkle of it, and that's why I call it one of the worst ever, is because of O'Brien and Jack Easterby, you know, being like, ooh, we've got character concerns over


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[Assistant] Uh, DeAndre Hopkins, when I, I don't know, last I checked in the NFL, someone's character really doesn't matter as long as they, uh, are producing for you.


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[Assistant] Is that a Seahawks? This is Steve Largent. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] This is an obscure one. A little more obscure. What did they get for Steve Largent? Congressman Steve Largent.


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[Assistant] The draft used to have 8 rounds. You used to have 10 rounds. 10 rounds of the draft.


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[Assistant] AJ Brown. Bill Belichick was traded, that's right.


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[Assistant] You resigned on a napkin. That's the funniest story ever.


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[Assistant] I would say it's just bad. Yeah. You think it's just as bad?


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[Assistant] No, it's just bad. It's just a bad trade. Like it was, it was more like, oh, we traded that guy. Like I don't think he would have worked in with, with Buddy Ryan's run and gun system either in Houston. He was like a possession receiver to the core. So I just, I feel like maybe it was actually maybe even a good trade for Houston. They got an eighth round pick out of it.


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[Assistant] Well, that's all I remember from Houston anyway, so. My confluence of memory.


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[Assistant] Agreements. Agreance is not a word. Agreement is a word. Agreance is not a word. So is, neither is irregardless.


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[Assistant] Irregardless is not a word. It is not a word. Agreeance is a word. Agreeance! Means uncountable. Oh.


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[Assistant] Uncountable. So you, when you spill a bunch of jelly beans on the ground, you're like, this is an ingredients? It's an obscure form. Interesting.


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[Assistant] Right, and got a quarterback who became a famous bust, like.


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[Assistant] Who, who, who's the worst number two overall quarterback ever taken? Number two? Probably Ryan.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be Leaf, yes, you're right. It's Leaf, but, I mean, he's Schuler. No, no, he's Schuler was not. No, wait, wait. Was Trent Dilfer? No, I think Trent was like a fifth or like a sixth.


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[Assistant] No, I looked it up, yeaah. Leaf is the worst. But Zach Wilson, that's right, Zach Wilson is trash.


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[Assistant] I remember that season because I had Randy Moss, I drafted Randy Moss in my fantasy league, like the number two overall pick, and he did not produce ANYTHING!


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[Assistant] You got that record against the Giants on the last day of the season.


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[Assistant] So the only thing that doesn't, for me, that doesn't make this the worst or an awful one because the name redacted


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[Assistant] No, I'm remembering a diff- I'm remembering the RG3 trade is what I'm remembering. Yeah, they got a haul and none of


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, you're going for the one of those like bet slips that gets posted on Twitter and you're like, bro, should I cash out? And so 12 dollar bet.


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[Assistant] Is there a way to bet where you just bet on not hitting? Like if you say, I'm gonna pick these seven things to not happen? Is there...


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[Assistant] But like, I'm thinking of like a Mr. Beast prize, where like, you're the first man out, like, there should be a prize on DraftKings, like, this is the worst bet you could have possibly made. Like, you didn't hit anything.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say based off the data we have today, this is a very


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[Assistant] Very bad trade. He has created a negative effect on your offense. Like you guys last year were like, man, we're a quarterback away when you had Drew Locke, right? You're like, oh man, if we had, we just had an all pro quarterback, we're going to the Superbowl. You didn't even get the best.


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[Assistant] He's the quarterback on Seattle's roster, okay? He's regressed big time. Yes, Russell Wilson. Like, people would have raised an eyebrow if you traded for Geno Smith. You should have traded for Geno Smith.


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[Assistant] Heck it is so fired though. Like you have to fire him, right? Like you have to cut.


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[Assistant] Don't forget, they also drafted Bo Jackson when he said he would not play for him, then they drafted him anyways, and then they, yeaah, they basically lost the pick, or they had, they got some compensatory from the Raiders for it, but it was a penance. It was Bo Jackson.


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[Assistant] The other thing with Young too though is like, he sat behind Montana in San Francisco too, so he had to wait to get even his chance.


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[Assistant] So, he might have been ruined, but he might have been David or Derek Card in Tampa.


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[Assistant] The problem with that is, like, Richardson, what was the comp for him? It was, uhm... First round pick? Yeaah. Just a first round pick.


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[Assistant] He was so bad afterwards. Like, no one saw him just completely not understanding the NFL. Like, how did he go from being what, uh,


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[Assistant] Third overall pick. Yeah. Third overall pick. Yeah, he just, he just forgot the game.


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[Assistant] And when he got to the NFL or he just was falsely masked by, uhm, Alabama by the time he got there. But how do you know that that guy's gonna be that freaking bad?


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[Assistant] Remember Scooter, remember when, uh, Jerry Jones really wanted to draft Johnny Manziel? I wish that would have happened.


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[Assistant] Right. They traded up to avoid the services of either Deshaun Watson, which, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now if they would have traded up and taken my homes, uh, here's one thing though, is


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[Assistant] Trubisky did lead the Bears to the playoffs and won a playoff game if it was not.


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[Assistant] Yes, but he did enough, okay, if Cody Parkey did not double dee dee doink.


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[Assistant] So, Trubisky did pay some dividends initially, but now as time has unfolded and Patrick Mahomes is going to probably be a Hall of Famer.


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[Assistant] And you passed on him and you know what? A bunch of teams passed on my home. They just didn't see it. It was never going to pan out in Chicago. He would have been a bust.


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[Assistant] Alright, are we gonna wrap this one up?


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[Assistant] And then you locked him up. Then you locked him up. So you basically tied your boat.


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[Assistant] Or to, to anchor your boat to this man who is bringing so much baggage with him.


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[Assistant] I think now, like, come on now, you coming out now?


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[Assistant] I keep forgetting that he sat that whole other year because he just didn't wanna play for the Texans. He was just basically like, I don't want to be here. Almost two years, right?


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[Assistant] Speaking of OBJ, that trade hurt the most as a Giants fan, but...


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[Assistant] The picks that we got ended up, one of them picks ended up becoming Dexter Lawrence, so I can't really hate on that. I think the Giants trading down for Kaderius Tony, who is now an injured member of the Chiefs when Micah Parsons was the next player taken off the board. Like Micah Parsons would obviously solve


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[Assistant] Many issues that the Giants have. We got Micah Parsons Light and Kay Von Thibodeau. And the second worst trade though is the Giants trading their dignity for a medium soda.


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[Assistant] And we know which the worst trade is for the Bronco.


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[Assistant] I mean every week basically. Assign it to Will. Okay, can we do the countdown?


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[Assistant] I would say Scoots would have to buy $300 worth of stuff from the dollar store, but then immediately donate it to like a charity or something like that.


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[Assistant] I mean, that would be a nice wrap up to the story. That's, it's however you want to do it, but I would like to film.


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[Assistant] No, you could actually, you know, a lot of times there's usually like a, uh, a shelter that will really take. Yeaah. Those items like, I think, uhm, like hand sanitizer, toothpaste, socks, stuff big. I'm gonna make like, I'm gonna make.


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[Assistant] And then we'll talk about, uh, the white elephant gift exchange for clickbait sports. But, uh, thanks everyone for showing up. We will see you all next week. Grassy will be back.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I'm five points and you made it to the end of clickbait sports.


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[Assistant] We're up here in the booth, if you can't tell. Look at that! We're up on top of the stadium.


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[Assistant] Why is that hat so weird? It's the worst hat on earth, like I tried to wash it, I tried to, tried to do stuff with it, it's, it's terrible, so.


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[Assistant] You can't build a team with the giants.


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[Assistant] Who would you take then, Adam? Cause we could eliminate a bunch of teams right away that you could not build an all-star team with, right? The Texans can't do it. The Jags can't do it. The Lions can't do it.


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[Assistant] I mean, the Bears had like the 85 defense, right? So they had this great defense through the 80s, but then, like, you're kind of picking, you're trying to find.


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[Assistant] Boom, comment section just won. You got your wish, 49er guy. Cause my team is such trash.


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[Assistant] I'd probably, honestly, I would have picked Steve Young over Joe Montana.


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[Assistant] It's Tyrell Davis! All of them running back!


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[Assistant] Let us in. This is tough. You got, you got Prime Demerius Thomas. He was golden.


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[Assistant] Rod Smith, maybe one of the all-time greatest undrafted players the Broncos turned into a star. You got Brandon Marshall, who I think is one of the most underrated wide receiver careers out there. You can throw in Eddie McCaffrey.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, Marion Barber, cause he went to the Bears and during Tim Tebow's magical run,


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[Assistant] Good tight end for Denver. I got the best tight end in the group, in Shannon Sharp. Oh yeaah. The original. No offense, second original, pass catching tight end, but, oh my god, he- Who's the first original?


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[Assistant] No, Sharpe was before Tony. Hold on, uhm. Who's the first?


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[Assistant] Charger. Charger. Oh. Oh. Antonio Gates? Not Gates. Well before Gates.


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[Assistant] I'll just take the entire 97 broncas offensive line.


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[Assistant] Well, it's probably Zimmerman, but like...


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[Assistant] Tom Nailin was kind of like an icon in Denver at center. It's not the most important position, but I think people would say like Tom Nailin was.


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[Assistant] Probably one of their best linemen for the longest period of time.


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[Assistant] Even Ryan Clady at left tackle, you know, in the 2000s was good.


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[Assistant] Okay, one rep- I'll say Tom Nailin. TOMMY NAILIN! Final answer.


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[Assistant] I mean, we're talking Edge? Von Miller. Edge. Von Miller. Two-time Super Bowl champion, Von Miller.


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[Assistant] Maybe the most shafted Hall of Fame linebacker of all time, cause he's not a Hall of Famer, in Randy Gradishar. Like he's the guy that old school Broncos fans will tell you is like one of the best players they ever watched on defense.


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[Assistant] Call me crazy, big Bill Romanowski fan. Huge Bill Romanowski fan. I thought Danny Trevathan.


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[Assistant] I go Champ Bailey and Akib Tlaib. Boom boom and I throw Chris Harris Jr. in the slot.


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[Assistant] Is in the Hall of Fame now. I would just throw, uh, I would just take him and Dennis Smith as the tandem.


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[Assistant] I would have to think about Justin Simmons and Atwater together as a tandem, but oh god, Steve Atwater was so good.


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[Assistant] The, my edit, Pinky, this is an important editing finger. So, oh man.


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[Assistant] Special teams. Uh, Jason Elam. Jason Elam. Jason Elam. Kicker. Easy enough.


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[Assistant] Uh, I posted a Mitch Trubisky episode this morning, and then I got a 90's Broncos Moneyball episode coming out Sunday. Different than what I normally do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Scooter, just a quick question. So you had multiple weeks to do this, but you couldn't even memorize the back cover?


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[Assistant] By the way, Scooter, I'm gonna give you a little bit of advice. Uhm, you know, everyone here can read, so let's make sure that when we're presenting, we're not just reading off the slide, okay?


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[Assistant] You can do view. You can go to view. Right there. View. Yep. That's the one. Yep. And then, there it is. There it is. Welcome everyone. There we go.


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[Assistant] I think we all need to grade this. So, uh, Harna, if you don't mind just putting up the rubric, please.


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[Assistant] Let me get a moment here. Uhm, Scooter, uhm, just a couple of bullet points here. Uhm,


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[Assistant] So I just took a few notes, uhm, there were very few bullet points, uhm, it, it seemed that the structure of the presentation wasn't the greatest, uhm, in which it looked like there was either blocks of text or there was such few, there's so few words on the slides, uh, that bullets wouldn't even have been warranted, uhm,


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[Assistant] Uh, there, I was expecting you to read off the slides the entire time, and while that definitely did happen, um, you did improvise a little bit, you know, demonstrating your knowledge, so that was actually a plus there. Had some nice enthusiasm. Uhm, your summary, which basically should have been your thesis, I thought was very general, uh, wasn't really,


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[Assistant] Uhm, the slides themselves were very short. A few descriptions were given. There really wasn't a lot of analysis, uhm, on any of the slides. You did a little bit with the quotes page. I would say that was definitely your best slide because, uhm, you know, you were able to elaborate that on a little bit. Uh, there was no works cited page.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I also have a note here that your camera was not focused similar to the report you gave.


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[Assistant] So with that, uhm, I think we can go and start, uh, grading this here, folks. So we can look at the first box here and look at claims.


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[Assistant] Just, uh, that, I think that'd be great. Thank you. Appreciate that. Uhm, so, with four points, meaning that it got full credit, it would have a central thesis, uh, it was clearly, oh god, it was clearly stated, uh, as well as, this is for four points, the four points.


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[Assistant] And demonstrate strong understanding and complexity. Uhm, do we, does anyone give Scooter a four here?


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[Assistant] I mean, your critique of his leadership was that you shouldn't read this book.


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[Assistant] That's not a critique of the book.


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[Assistant] Uh, as well as effective and clear contextual understanding of Urban Meyer's leadership. Uhm, this one, if I had to be completely honest, this is going around a one. This one, this, they're really really good.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we go to two. Okay, so we go with two points there. Okay, we can go with two points here. Jeez, Tom, you're a communist.


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[Assistant] Uh, just moving down to analysis here. Uhm, so this is substantial depth and relevance explaining the meaning and significance and, uh, of or end or the relationship between mire and leadership.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then some strong support, uh, connecting it back to your overall thesis, which I mentioned before was pretty general. Um, so this one, yeah, I'd say at best we're gonna, we're gonna look at it too.


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[Assistant] So writing, uhm, is, you know, I think that there wasn't a lot that was actually written.


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[Assistant] So you got nine points here. Uh, so basically averaging this entire thing out. Uh, so you had three twos as well as a three. So you basically averaged between a 64% and a 68%. Hey, you passed. Wait a minute.


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[Assistant] So, to explain for people who don't know, we talked about this on GPS a bit. So, the NFL does their MVP voting weird. Like, they don't do it like other leagues, because in other leagues you have ranked voting, in which you're like, right, top like 1, 2, 3 people, like what have you. But here, you have 50 people who are reporters, who vote for the MVP and you only have one vote.


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[Assistant] So one of those, so because of that, it could be like a landslide. That's why Russell Wilson has like never gotten a vote, like, et cetera. So.


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[Assistant] What happened was there was a reporter who is a Bears beat writer, that's very important to this story, who basically went on a podcast and said that there was, like, he was not going to vote for Aaron Rodgers, he was the biggest jerk in the league, and the thing that was worse was that he said this


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[Assistant] Before even the COVID stuff and the vaccine stuff, like it was before all of it, that he basically came out and said that he wasn't going to do it because of off-field issues, that he wasn't going to vote.


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[Assistant] And so this has like launched nuclear and it got worse because he came out with a quote unquote apology yesterday that he made thankfully free to all of his readers.


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[Assistant] That he made and he basically just doubled down and then started blaming cancel culture and was like, there's a bunch of radio hosts and personalities that are trying to get my vote taken away and he was more complaining about that.


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[Assistant] Roger said, he's like, he never came down, sat down for lunch with me. Like he doesn't know who I am. And the best part about it, and I got to give props to Aaron Rodgers on this. He's like, you, you wanted to add another initial to MVP, meaning MVVP, like most vaccinated valuable player. And I was like, you know what? That's a fun play on words.


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[Assistant] So, it is now called into question that, should this guy even be voting? There's bias that has nothing to do with the football field. Like, it's literally like, he's a jerk, so I don't want to vote for him. And honestly, like, yes, he did write that HaHaClintonDix was better than Adrian Amis.


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[Assistant] That worked out well. But the bigger thing is, is that now they're like, okay, what do we do? Do we strip his vote?


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[Assistant] Two, like Matt LaFleur was asked about this, the head coach of the Packers, and he's like,


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[Assistant] And to be completely honest, like in that case, that in, in his specific scenario, then Tom Brady shouldn't get an MVP vote either because he brought Antonio Brown into the Buccaneers. Like if we want to be that petty and like start looking at all field stuff, like,


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[Assistant] Cause like, Rodgers complains about cancel culture, like he's been doing it like with the whole vaccinate thing, and I just think it's very ironic that he's also, like this reporter's also complaining about cancel culture, and like, they're fine.


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[Assistant] Your Vikings steals a Darius Smith.


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[Assistant] I say no. They're secondary. Losing people. You know, sus.


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[Assistant] A wide receiver would be nice! Anybody!


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[Assistant] We are still waiting on the cameo, we still gotta get the right wordage that everyone wants TO to say, but your money!


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[Assistant] Donate to Tom Grassi right now. If you can hear my voice. I like spicy things.


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[Assistant] It's crazy, he's only 24, 2 is 23, so to Brandon's point, he might be getting the Josh Rosen treatment. My question is, does anyone here actually think this deal is gonna happen? Like, do we think this is gonna go through? The outrage in Miami would be unfathomable.


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[Assistant] I like that bro! This reeks of the same thing Washington did, like release Sean, we're retiring Sean Taylor's number. It's like bro!


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[Assistant] Giving away any capital for first round picks for Deshaun Watson right now when we don't know if this man will ever even play again in the NFL potentially.


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[Assistant] But like, seriously, do you guys actually think this trade is going to happen?


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[Assistant] I personally think he's doing a great job. He's gonna figure it out. He's, he's very close. Just give him a couple more seasons. Three to nine more seasons.


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[Assistant] Lock it in, and uh, he'll figure it out. Fantastic job thus far. I just need some, some more people. Give Tony some more, some more balls. Yeaah. Personally, that's just what I see.


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[Assistant] I saw, uh, Mina, Mina Kimes? That's her name. Mina Kimes. She had a great think piece on Bill Belichick.


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[Assistant] Really, his conservatism is killing the patriots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. They don't trust this rookie quarterback, and if they did, they might have won a couple more games. So, yes, Bill Belichick has lost it, and what is it? Tom Brady. Alright, he does not know


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[Assistant] I got the end of it. Did you guys see the play in question right here? Because everyone on Twitter is like blaming Diggs. Even Tony Romo during the broadcast put this on Diggs. Look at the play!


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[Assistant] Diggs got beat on the double play, recovers very nicely.


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[Assistant] And it is the safety who comes over and is out of position. It's the safety who's literally, it's in his name, safety. You are the last line of defense. You are the one who let this receiver get behind you. So this is not on digs.


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[Assistant] Diggs gave up the big play. Diggs did not give up the touchdown. That's on the safety to make that tackle. That's a lie.


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[Assistant] Because it was just like, Romo, during the game, Romo literally put the blame all on Diggs. The counterpart asked Romo, and he's like, Romo, who do you put that on? Who's to blame here? He said Diggs. I'm like, bro, what are you talking about, Romo?


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[Assistant] We then turn the ball over the next play on the one yard line. So it's like, bro, come on now. What are we doing? The only reasoning.


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[Assistant] When are we going to get the technology that's going to tell us, oh yeah, the ball was over the line. Tennis already has this. What is the NFL doing? Put a sensor in the football. It goes off if it goes past the line. It's simple. What are we doing?


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[Assistant] The technology is here in FL. Put it in the football. Put the chip in. It costs money. It's simple.


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[Assistant] But it is Tom Brady in this situation.


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[Assistant] I don't know how any coach would recover from a situation where you have to go as QB all these seasons and then you get Mack Jones as a replacement. Oh, Tom is voting nay.


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[Assistant] I don't care if you talk trash. I don't care if you talk trash and it gets picked up.


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[Assistant] By a sideline. Trash talk is a part of the game. Psychological warfare, just as much as physical warfare. Okay, if I can get you to bin, if I can get you to break crack during a situation and get a 15-yard penalty, I'm gonna do it. And if I wanna talk some trash to the fans,


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[Assistant] Cause I just scored and I'm your father. Guess what the heck I'm going to do when I score a touchdown. So listen, Aaron Rodgers, talk your talk as much as you want to do it. I don't mind it one bit.


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[Assistant] I just have to put this in there, because you guys were talking mad trash about the Cowboys, per usual. Everyone in the chat, I know you're harboring that hatred towards the Americas team, the Dallas Cowboys, but I just wanted to let y'all know


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[Assistant] Remember back when I was like, the Cowboys are the, were the Cowboys, people want to watch us, we had the most watched first game ever, and everyone was like, oh, because it was the first game, obviously, it's gonna have, okay, well.


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[Assistant] Doc Rivers, head coach of the 76ers, asked Ben Simmons like, hey, we're about to do this drill, this defensive drill, and Ben was just like, no.


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[Assistant] And then Doc asked him again, he's like, I prefer not to. Alright, actually, we're gonna need you to do this drill, come on, let's do the drill. Ben said no again. After which, Doc Rivers said, you can go home. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Not wanting to play for the 76ers. Really the 76ers not wanting Ben Simmons to play for them and just wanting them to play so they can get his trade value up higher. So is Ben Simmons wrong here? Is he being petty? Honestly.


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[Assistant] I don't know because we see teams do stuff like this all the time. Teams will literally go out, air your dirty laundry, say all these things about you, make all these rumors up about you, gaslight you, all in an attempt to get you to stay


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[Assistant] School's center, Jason Kelsey, just today.


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[Assistant] Little, that's his advice. He said the fans will love you. You just get good, kid. Get good. Hit your shots, kid. And I think at this point it's too far gone. Like, they've


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[Assistant] The organization has already done too much. Like you've shown your hand. You've revealed that you don't really care that much about Ben Simmons. You've already went with Embiid, rather. You've already shown your hand. Ben Simmons knows you don't want him. So now, you know what? We're gonna make this a thing.


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[Assistant] Cause y'all have wronged me and I will not make it right. And I will not help you guys make it right either. So here we are.


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[Assistant] Listen, with the way the Eagles draft, I am not worried whatsoever.


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[Assistant] Alright. Uh, Scoots, what you got going on?


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[Assistant] Uh, we just released NFL Week 7 predictions, and then I will be releasing the One Chip Challenge in totality tomorrow. Uh, watch me die, or almost, come very close to meeting


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[Assistant] Welcome to the crap show that is clickbait sports. Oh wait, I don't, I don't think mine is public. We're doing Adam's job to kick off the show. We got urinating tree over here. We got Tom Rossi over here. We got Adam.


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[Assistant] We are going to power rank some of the worst NFL head coaches over the last 20 years. Wednesday?


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[Assistant] Tree had some, some coaches and I was like, oh god, we're going into the 70s. We're, I can't, I can't, I can't do it. So we limited to just the last 20 years. And before we do that.


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[Assistant] Pat Shermer, right now, killing me every week. Really? Over Josh McDaniels?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean McDaniels was bad. We thought Vance Joseph was bad at the time as well. He was just too raw. He wasn't ready. Yeah, I think.


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[Assistant] He drafted Tebow, but he also drafted Demarius Thomas and Eric Decker. Uhm, he had some, he had some hits.


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[Assistant] Technically, I got 11 because I couldn't decide for number 10, so I figured we could start with the debate at 10.


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[Assistant] I bet you are, uh huh. I got. Freddy Kitchens, and or, Jeff Fisher.


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[Assistant] Well speaking of unfair, Freddy Kitchens, I think, another guy, thrown into a situation he wasn't ready for.


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[Assistant] If you're counting his ten


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[Assistant] And I think Freddy Kitchens was bad, but uhm, I think he was put...


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[Assistant] He was not ready to lead a team and I, I don't put that on him. I don't put that all on him. Bad management situation that got ousted after he left.


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[Assistant] But he looks worse in contrast because Kevin Stefanski comes in and basically saves the Brown's entire franchise.


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[Assistant] It would be like if I did my episode of That's Good Sports and then right afterwards, Jon Stewart did an episode of That's Good Sports. I would look so much worse by comparison on so many levels.


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[Assistant] Things got a little dicey down at the bottom of the list. I figured we would go at number nine.


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[Assistant] Actually, not a bad coach to start in Houston. Got them to the playoffs.


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[Assistant] I think they, they might have Kareem Jackson there on the back end who just this week, Vic Pangeo said he's one of, if not the best players he's ever coached. So like, you know, the, Houston had talent and not only did they waste it, they gave it away for nothing.


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[Assistant] Okay, I got Chip Kelly for the San Francisco 49ers!


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[Assistant] Just bringing it up, Baker here, what Tom just said.


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[Assistant] So, and there are some good candidates here, uh, obviously, the Lions.


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[Assistant] Followed by Josh McDaniels, the Denver Broncos.


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[Assistant] Woo! 5000 strong. And that's the thing, after Josh McDaniels leaves your organization, even if he's only there for two minutes, good things happen after he's gone. Most things happen in two minutes.


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[Assistant] Captain Googly Eyes himself, Mr. Adam Gase.


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[Assistant] But reevaluating, I could not put him ahead of the guys in the top three spots in this, this list. But if you've got a favorite Adam Gase moment.


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[Assistant] Please share now. And honestly, here's something that helped Adam Gage just a little bit. Sam Darnold looked great right away with Carolina and then not so good again. And I think Darnold's decline helped Gage just a tiny, just a tiny.


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[Assistant] That was the first job in Miami. Or no, yeah, well he went to Chicago then Miami. Yeah, he was the quarterback.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Chets saw what he did in Miami and were like, that's our guy. He's in our division.


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[Assistant] It doesn't mean you're going to be a good head coach. So like, you know, that's my serious answer.


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[Assistant] The not so serious answer, Adam Gase, was kind of a dick, and...


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[Assistant] Peyton Manning needed that, like somebody who's gonna challenge him a little bit and Peyton Manning played some of his best football when Gase was O.C. I think the 2013 season was Gase, so.


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[Assistant] Sure, we reveal our sexy top 3. Draft Kings?


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[Assistant] Gosh. Anybody want to do some betting? Adam?


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[Assistant] Very interesting. Not as interesting as our number three head coach, Hugh Jackson. Did y'all watch that?


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[Assistant] Yep. Like, like Urban Meyer, he is very good at deflecting blame. That's what I like about him. That's what I call him. My favorite thing.


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[Assistant] Hugh Jackson should probably also be the best coach of the last 20 years for convincing the Browns to not fire him after winning zero games in a season.


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[Assistant] I thought we might start at one, you know, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Well, this, this should be in his book. This should be an addendum to the book because Josh Lambeau said Urban Meyer refused to call the special teams players by their names. It was Kicker, Plunner, Long Snapper, and Dipshit.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take the Chargers. I picked the Chiefs to win in my Pick'em League, but I just feel today like the Chargers are going to win.


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[Assistant] And I think it's best for the AFC and the story that there is no true number one team in the AFC. And I kind of just want the chaos. I want the chaos, so get them chargers.


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[Assistant] Listen, I was like, if the Packers go, like, I'll find my way to get there. Maybe not. Maybe, maybe that won't be a thing that's going to occur.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so like the Packers don't have a lot of head coaches since I've been alive because like we're decent. Like so Mike Sherman actually like would be like the word. Ray Rhodes did like a brief stint in Green Bay, but I'd probably say like no one remembers him at all. So.


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[Assistant] Gardner Minshew is a starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. Everything they're doing is working. Everything. Everything they're doing is working.


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[Assistant] By the way, Baker Mayfield- I was wrong. My joke is wrong. Sorry. Baker Mayfield just tweeted out, saying, at NFL, make up your damn mind on protocols. Showing up and making only three teams test. Also, you can keep the game as scheduled to make money. Oh yeah, I want to.


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[Assistant] To go back to what Scooter said too, like this could be a thing in a month, like when we are in the playoffs and what happens when a team gets absolutely decimated by this.


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[Assistant] He doesn't have to actually get tested until the NFC Championship game, like that's like the date. So, I mean.


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[Assistant] I mean, at least he, he's, there's like, that's not gonna be a problem, but like Kenny Clark of the Packers, like he just tested positive for COVID. So like he's our leading defensive tackle. So I am concerned, like especially the teams who haven't gotten it yet and it hasn't like run through their locker room yet. Yeah, it could be a time.


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[Assistant] You guys were talking about coaches who like Scooter, right? You said like, there's going to be a coach who's going to revolutionize the game. You know, honestly, that was Matt Patricia. That guy like didn't walk anywhere. He was riding around on an ATV while, you know, his players were practicing and, and he just shifted everything in the NFL. So, you know,


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[Assistant] I just wanna say, I blame Brandon Perna for Adam Gase because if your boy, Peyton Manning, didn't love him so much and sing his praises all the live long day, Adam Gase wouldn't have gotten a job. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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[Assistant] Look at all these L's. Belichick is just like, oh yea guys, I'm just getting my moving truck. They're like, don't, don't.


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[Assistant] The last two sentences, and that's like the second paragraph of Atlanta Falcons, is phenomenal. It says, Petrino resigned to become head coach at Arkansas less than 24 hours after personally promising owner Arthur Blank that he was staying in Atlanta. He then informed his players of his departure via a four sentence laminated note left at the locker of each player.


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[Assistant] He's on the phone with Staples while he's on the phone with Arthur playing. He's like, just hold on one second. I just gotta, I gotta complete this call real quick.


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[Assistant] Like, it was wild, because all the stories came out, he's calling his coaches losers, he's freaking, he's getting into fights with wide receivers, on top of that he's kicking kickers, like all, this happened in a week, like one week time.


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[Assistant] Because he's TikTok, right? Like, you know what? I'm actually, I will...


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[Assistant] What are the odds that Patrick Mahomes just like throws a rocket at his brother's face on the sideline? Like what are the odds?


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[Assistant] I was really tempted to give it to the Chargers because I don't-


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[Assistant] Even though the Chiefs have this win streak, like, I don't believe in them a whole lot. I'm going to pick the Chiefs just because, like, Justin Herbert needs to play a perfect game and the Char- the card, like, Charger's defense actually needs to show up, which they don't always do. So I'll go Chiefs here, but I don't feel confident about either team to be honest.


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[Assistant] Okay. I want to see a poster though. Like I want to see like oak tags.


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[Assistant] That's better. Let's get, let's get a PowerPoint going on and like we'll have full blown criteria for it.


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[Assistant] I got, I'll read it. I got 73.97. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby!


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[Assistant] Ten slides. Ten slides is fair. Yes, yes. Uh, Tom is experienced here. That's true. Alright, so we'll do it. And if you fail the book report, which you have to present, right, if you fail it, do we go with Tree's backup punishment that he has to buy a packer stock?


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[Assistant] Okay, now here's what we're gonna do. All four of us are going to grade it, right? And if that score is below a certain threshold, done.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna ask you poignant questions. I think we should all ask at least one question too.


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[Assistant] Welcome everyone to clickbaitsports. It is, uh, March 10th. We have


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[Assistant] What are you doing up there? Look at that smile. Look at that S eating Grant. You can't. Grant's face.


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[Assistant] We might have to do a clickbait bracket.


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[Assistant] drove off to the next park they're gonna go. Keep t coming. We do not have a


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[Assistant] Uh, let's see, what should I do? Cover myself in, like, oil?


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[Assistant] So you're saying you're going to be less talented next year is what you're saying, right, Tom? So you're going to lose to the Niners by six points? Potentially, yes.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think? Yeah, uh, I'm surprised that the mom and the daughter are still alive. So Jer is not as stone cold as some other business owners that tend to make things disappear. I don't know. I don't think.


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[Assistant] So, I guess this is more of a thing where the daughter is like, alright, I need some cash.


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[Assistant] Brandon, I have a question. If I were to speculate on what happens with Amari Cooper, if I were to bet on that, where would I go?


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[Assistant] The little league stuff, hey listen, that picture is old, alright? Listen, my beard is not as smooth as it used to be.


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[Assistant] So, baseball, they locked out the players because every 10 years they have, uh, you know, a CVA.


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[Assistant] Hold on, back up a little bit. Brandon, were you the lead singer of Green Day? Is your name Billy Joel or whatever his name is?


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[Assistant] Was it a warning or a watch?


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[Assistant] There's a big difference if somebody lived in Kansas. Let me tell ya.


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[Assistant] Trust me, I'm going to perm the heck out of my hair. It's gonna be so permed, people are gonna be like that, just get off the screen. Get off the screen, please.


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[Assistant] I will not let you down chat. I will not let you down.


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[Assistant] Which makes me think that maybe the NFL didn't actually


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[Assistant] Leaked the emails because the NFL had this information months ago, right? The investigation wrapped up earlier in the summer.


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[Assistant] So, Mark Davis' issue is like, why did you not bring this to my attention? At least behind the scenes, so I could have maybe handled this with John Gruden before the season started. Instead, they're five weeks into the season.


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[Assistant] Then he's basically forced to force Gruden to resign. And then also, yeaah, like,


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[Assistant] There's gotta be more to this story. We all know that. We've already talked about it on this show. Tom and I've talked about it on GPS. I've made videos about it. Everybody's like, release the dang emails. But.


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[Assistant] It's not gonna be just a bad look for the Washington football team. It's gonna affect a lot of organizations.


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[Assistant] And people are wondering why Roger Goodell's not doing anything about it. It's because all of the owners pay Roger Goodell's salary.


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[Assistant] He's ma- he was making 40, 44 million dollars a year when we had the access to that information when the NFL was a non- non-profit company.


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[Assistant] So he could be the guy that takes all the blame for the, the owners when stuff went bad. So like, he's not going to throw them under the bus. He never will because he's employed by them. So it's a...


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[Assistant] It's a dumb, messy situation. One of the few owners who actually


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[Assistant] Yeah, I picked on paper the Vikings to win this week, regardless. It's true.


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[Assistant] Dax not a hundred percent. And I think, uh, Vikings.


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[Assistant] I just think the vikings really need a win. Cowboys getting a little comfortable. They need a little adversity.


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[Assistant] For more than half of the game, and then it came out today that he tore his labrum, his bicep, and his rotator cuff.


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[Assistant] Dislocated and tore all of those things, uh, I get what Scooter's saying about like overtraining, and I think if anybody's like an example of the opposite of that, it's like Tom Brady, who basically treats his body like, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, a temple in terms of stretching. He does more stretching than he does lifting and... Stretching actually works out in terms of running interest.


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[Assistant] It also helps that Tom Brady doesn't play defensive end.


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[Assistant] In theory, he could be back for that and the Super Bowl, and I think...


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[Assistant] Uh, like he could, he's the type of guy who would come in and contribute right away. You wouldn't worry about all the time he missed. And I don't think he's going to affect their, their chance. Like he's a, he's a key piece to that defense, but he's not getting the sack numbers, but he's getting the pressure and commanding the attention that I think helps a lot of the defense. But the Cardinals have too many weapons, too many pieces right now that I don't think


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[Assistant] Like this sucks, but I don't think it's gonna derail what they're doing. It might help the Packers who are really banged up tonight.


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[Assistant] Bring in the female audience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I hear the n- the name Valentino, I just think of this.


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[Assistant] After week three, I had the audacity to think this team might be buying at the trade deadline. And technically they made a trade earlier this week.


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[Assistant] So they were a buyer, they brought in a linebacker, Kenny Young.


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[Assistant] I think it's Kenny Young. Good god. Do I even know?


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[Assistant] Kenny Young. Yes, Kenny Young from the Rams because the Broncos literally have like 5 or 6 linebackers on IR right now.


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[Assistant] So they just needed this, make it through the season playing pretty decent foo they got him for cheap. So


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[Assistant] Uh, my thoughts are Cell. Cell Pat Shermer for whatever somebody will give.


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[Assistant] Give for him. I know you don't usually sell offensive coordinators or trade offensive coordinators. I would trade Pat Shermer.


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[Assistant] Uh, we need help everywhere on...


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[Assistant] See, that's the thing. That's what's really confusing about the Broncos team. We've got all this talent on offense. Can't get consistent QB play to take advantage of great players.


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[Assistant] We've got an offensive coordinator, doesn't put his position, his players in positions to succeed.


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[Assistant] We should have a good defense, but since they're not getting any help from the offense, that's even questionable at this point.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, offenses don't score in the first half. Sometimes.


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[Assistant] They need him. I'm glad you said that because I did a news episode today and I said one of the spots for cooks should be the Packers. I kind of want to see them go back to the Saints along with Mark Ingram because they need the receiving help too, but it makes a ton of sense to add cooks to, I mean, him being a man,


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[Assistant] Who can lead the Texans in receiving yards? He's got like over 500. Like on any other team, that's probably 900 receiving yards.


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[Assistant] Dallas got rid of basically their, the most expendable player they had in, uh, Jason Garrett.


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[Assistant] You know what's horrible is, uh, supposedly there's been like some names coming out that the Broncos might be interested in as head coach and Jason Garrett is one of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so not only do you get him back, you get a guy who's been cheating back, who's been juicing his body, so you-


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[Assistant] Tom and I jumped into this on GPS, The Grassy Perna Show.


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[Assistant] But see, this is where it came from, because it- Carson Palmer is tied to USC.


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[Assistant] He's in on the discussions about the next head coach.


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[Assistant] He mentioned Tomlin's name on Dan Patrick, so Patrick like followed up like...


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[Assistant] Oh, Tomlin's interesting, and I think...


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[Assistant] Carson Palmer thought it was kinda common knowledge that Tomlin was being discussed, and he wasn't, and this is...


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[Assistant] This is Carson Palmer's reaction when he finds out that he might have said something he shouldn't have said.


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[Assistant] If I can get on Dan Patrick, I'll say, you guys haven't heard of Five Points for Met's GM? Oh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he's like the J.J. Watt of pictures, basically. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Look, this is, if the Packers win, I think Aaron Rodgers catapults himself to the forefront of the MVP conversation yet again. That's right. Because I like this.


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[Assistant] Scooter, tell us who you think is gonna win between the Cardinals and the Packers. Guys, let me tell you about the Cowboys for a second.


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[Assistant] Dude, if I shaved my chest hair, I'd look just like JJ Watt.


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[Assistant] Oh, I am safe, thank you guys for the supers. Steve, Sandra, uh, Inject Chicken, Garrett, with just a hundred and fifty six dollars and ninety two cents.


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[Assistant] And Scooter has to cheer for the Packers. He has to do a cheer for the Packers.


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[Assistant] Friends we've made along the way. That's what it is, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I was. I literally, like, my entire chat was like, we gotta get him to say it, and we got him to say it. So he's got another week of no more let's riding.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was week one. You know, we, we've, uh, seen this, uh, before, like last year. Uh, however, I think, uh, the word of the day is progress because last year we only scored three points in the first week and now we scored seven. So that's, that's four more points than last year. So already we're on the upswing.


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[Assistant] That's it. I mean, we don't want to talk about another former number four for the Packers because that's, that's a whole nother thing. But in order for the Packers, uhm, to win the next few games, they need to not suck. Their defense was definitely, uh, left a lot to be desired. Justin Jefferson


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[Assistant] I, I truly, truly think that I could have been a wide receiver on Sunday if I had Justin Jefferson's skills, talent, ability, and youth. But yea, he destroyed the Green Bay Packers single-handedly and it was pretty ugly. So, uh.


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[Assistant] Like, I would have done something. Like, you know what? Even if he was committing a holding penalty every play and just bear hugging him, and like holding onto his leg as he dragged me across the field, I feel like he might have had less yards. So. Wasn't great. Wasn't great. Alright. Scooter, what about you?


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[Assistant] I think they're fine. I don't think they're screwed


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[Assistant] I think they'll be just fine. They handle the jets fine, but I think yeaah. Especially when Dobbins and Gus the bus get healthy, I think they'll be good.


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[Assistant] Uh, zero interceptions, zero sacks. I'm very curious to see because Khalil Mack got three sacks on the Raiders last week. I'm very curious to see how that offensive line does against the Chargers tonight. I am so excited for Thursday Night Football because it is going to be so much fun. So yeah, Chiefs at home, they'll be fine. I know that's a shocking one.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'm gonna go ahead and say that the Denver Broncos are not screwed.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say they're not screwed. Hold on, I gotta flash the one dollar donation. I'm gonna say they're not screwed because I think Nathaniel Hackett will turn out to be a solid head coach. I think that that was a really, really dumb


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[Assistant] You know, exiled from Jacksonville. So I think, uh,


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[Assistant] They'll, they'll get better. Russell Wilson will get better as the year goes along. Gerald, the team a little bit more and we'll be less screwed. Now we're talking.


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[Assistant] I was asked to do a read, which I'm really good at, so hold on to your hats, folks! It's about to be a windy day of opportunity!


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[Assistant] Because DraftKings, all the football seasons here, you may have heard about it, it's the NFL and they are back in the thick of it.


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[Assistant] And DraftKings wants to say, hey, little peach cobblers, you know what we want to do? If you're a brand new customer and you want to scoot on scooty scoot scoot over to our app or, I mean, I guess you could use your browser like on your laptop or your desktop.


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[Assistant] So anyway, however you wanna get there, and if you're brand new and they're like, hey, haven't seen you around here a lot, they're gonna give you $200 in free bets!


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[Assistant] Just like that and you're gonna be like, wow, that's, that's two Benjamins or that's 10, $20 bills and you just keep on going on and on with the denominations because that's, that's what they're doing. Plus if you're a pirate and you're a


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[Assistant] And, and again, you could withdraw it at any time. So if you're afraid to go to the ATM at two o'clock in the morning in your town.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, don't need to go to an ATM for this cause you could just pull out your phone and go boop, got the money. Now, if someone comes and robs you of your phone, that might be a little difficult, but guess what? If it's password protected, you could go on the browser and then you don't, don't gotta worry about it. You still get the dollar, you get a new phone. Okay. So that's fine.


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[Assistant] I know that they had a rough opening night, uhm, you know, it wasn't what a lot of people anticipated or expected, but I think they're gonna be able to bounce back, uhm, on Monday Night Against the Titans.


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[Assistant] That's what you come here for, you come here for the hottest of takes.


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[Assistant] I think the 49ers are not screwed.


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[Assistant] Even though Elijah Mitchell did get hurt, so that kinda sucks. They're still up Deebo though. Yea, they'll be alright. I-I disagree.


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[Assistant] I'm going to say the Raiders. Actually, no. Let's go Chargers and Raiders. Because why not? We're making things up. I don't think either of those teams are screwed. Woah.


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[Assistant] This, I hate StreamYard so much, it messes with my mic literally every time. I think, uh, Devonte Adams is gonna continue to tear it up. This is just week one. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And then the chargers looks good, even though they did try to charger it, they didn't. So I'm going to give them credit for that.


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[Assistant] I am a little concerned about their offense, but I also think that they're going to work it out considering that this was like Tua's first game with all these new weapons. Their defense looks pretty good. Yeah, I would just be a little concerned about, because the offense didn't look great.


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[Assistant] Correct. Yeah, but I think in order, like, because Alan and stuff like that's gonna be gone, I think they're gonna need some nuance to beat the Chiefs just to keep my homes off the field. So.


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[Assistant] Can I potentially make my own, let me pose this punishment to the crowd. Can I make a video pretending to be Brett Favre apologizing for defrauding the state of Mississippi?


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[Assistant] I have a viking's farm, a packer's farm, and a jet's farm, so I could do a whole thing.


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[Assistant] Streaming tonight, eight o'clock and then doing a two team reaction right after.


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[Assistant] Old people and young people, whoever's here watching, uhm.


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[Assistant] Clickbait Sports! Today we're doing a live fantasy draft with some obscure drafting rules. You guys...


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[Assistant] Chose who we have to draft in the first round via our community tabs, via our social, uh, output networks.


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[Assistant] So, we're gonna do the fantasy draft starting in about 13 minutes. Uh, Adam's phone is doing something.


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[Assistant] Yes, Scooter is in Packers gear because he's a diehard Packers fan.


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[Assistant] Also because we lost last week's super chat challenge. So if you want to punish someone, you donate to their super chats. Scooter received the most money last week because it was his first time streaming this show on YouTube and the Scooter heads came through. And by the way, communism and democracy.


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[Assistant] I like that you weren't getting a Karen. It's a Karen joke.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is what's happening. We each have a fantasy team and then we have an auto draft team who we will be battling against. And I think auto draft is going to have the best team because in the first round we have to take the person our


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[Assistant] Selects. So if tree's up, we as a group tell tree who to draft and he has to draft that player.


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[Assistant] Third round, uh, you draft whoever you want, but that player has to start every week all season long, regardless of injury status.


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[Assistant] Fourth player is whoever we think is sexiest. So I can't wait for round four.


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[Assistant] Not gonna be weird about it, just a normal pick in round 5. Yep. Round 6, we all have to take a rookie.


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[Assistant] Round 7, we have to draft our own quarterbacks, so I gotta take Teddy Bridgewater.


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[Assistant] Is a meme pick? Uh, maybe a guy who's not in the league anymore?


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[Assistant] We'll probably just try to burn through the rest of the draft because at that point, uh, I ran out of ideas.


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[Assistant] And now, my actual sexiest player, I'm going to draft Gardner Minshew. Sexiest player.


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[Assistant] Well, this pick, I am so glad this man is still available. Some say he tapped into the Fountain of Youth. I say he's just the perfect man. Running back, Frank Gore. He is a very good guy.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm on the, I'm on the board again. Better grab a tight end. Make draft. Mark Andrews, easy.


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[Assistant] Ooh, interesting. Okay, Scooter, I see you're Melvin Gordon, but I will one-up you, Broncos rookie, possible rookie of the year candidate, Javonte Williams. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay. Gonna have more carries than Melvin at some point.


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[Assistant] Oh, I gotta pick defense and kicker now. I'll go with the best defense in the league, Denver Broncos.


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[Assistant] Look at this team! Kyler Murray, Alvin Craig, Alvin Kamara, Devontae Adams, Tyree Kill, Travis Kelsey, Aaron Jones as your flex, Ravens Defense, Deandre Hopkins!


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[Assistant] Yes, I was intimidated by all the crowd noise, uh, there's a lot of fire coming, uhm.


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[Assistant] To be fair to Scooter and the Cowboys, I think the reason they lose, besides all the obvious ones you guys just mentioned,


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[Assistant] Jack Prescott didn't get any playing time this preseason. He's coming back from a significant injury.


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[Assistant] And his shoulders a little tight. Like, he really needed some preseason reps. Not because, like,


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[Assistant] He needs to learn the game or doesn't understand his, his stuff, but because he needs to get over the fear of being hit without body parts breaking, like that's a real thing, like.


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[Assistant] When you, when you're trying to come back from that, you want to start to feel comfortable out there. And I think that's not going to happen until like week two or


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[Assistant] You know, three or something. So beyond maybe the mismatch, I just think Dak needs a game under his belt.


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[Assistant] Tree, did you just do a, uh, Jack Nicholson impression of the meme? Yeah, I did that.


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, I'm gonna take a different approach here. I'm gonna take history. History. Oh.


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[Assistant] The Buccaneers once beat the Raiders 48 to 21 in the Super Bowl. I think...


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[Assistant] The Buccaneers have that exact score heading into week one against, as they just won another Super Bowl against the Chiefs. I don't want to take the Chiefs score because it's too close to Tom's prediction, so I'm going to say 48-21 in those Dallas, two of those Dallas touchdowns.


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[Assistant] They are garbage time touchdown scooter, but we're playing Dallas Fantasy Players.


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[Assistant] Eat, eat my friends, because bucks are gonna start resting for the year about into 13.


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[Assistant] I couldn't think of any Ed Sheeran songs. Yeah, Galway Girl.


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[Assistant] Tell Marcus where Broncos fans, uh, appreciate helping him, uh, get a Super Bowl ring.


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[Assistant] Yes, me. Uh, good question, uh, trying to figure out.


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[Assistant] We've got a Rossi Perna show tomorrow, Friday morning, 9 a.m. Mountain Time. Episode 2. Tune in.


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[Assistant] That's, that's what I'm doing cause they're good peoples. Why is your camera off? Cause I thought we were doing a reveal because I have purple tips because I lost last week.


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[Assistant] Posse, let's get it! Good, you're gonna lose.


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[Assistant] And we raised over $10,500 in a week for feeding America Eastern Wisconsin! Let's freakin' get it.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, this is dark purple. This is a dark, dark purple. Just the tips. Just the tea. Can't see because I have so much hair and because the Vikings won, I just went with the theme.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna spend a lot of time in the shower, not just to get the hair dye out, but just to honestly, uh, think about my sins, so.


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[Assistant] You didn't go all the way though. This is halfsies. You said I needed to get purple tips. Tips are purple.


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[Assistant] I also decked myself out in a viking's poncho. So... Alright, everybody.


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[Assistant] I want to say something real quick. This is not controversial. This is just a statement of fact. Jordan Love threw one touchdown against that Kansas City's Chiefs defense. Rain, Dakota, Prescott threw zero. So we just know who the better quarterback is. I just wanted to make that.


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[Assistant] Terran Steel. Terran Steel. Terran Steel. So you're saying that Chief's Defense meets, like it melts Terran Steel beams. Is that what you're saying? Yes, it is. That's what you're doing. It's burning at a higher temperature.


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[Assistant] When we don't have, you know, the best left tackle in the game, David Bakhtiari, you know, for the entire season. Or we lose our center that we just drafted. That doesn't count. Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] He's number one on the Cowboys, right?


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, we went from all pros to pro bowlers to pro bowl potential in the same breath.


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[Assistant] So on a scale of like 9 to 19, where do you rank that?


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[Assistant] You know, and uh, you got some problems gambling. Make sure you give a call. You know, it's not for the young and folks, but if you're like, Hey, listen.


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[Assistant] I want a little spice in my life. I want to put a little paprika on it because I know a lot of you, listen, I know a lot of you are going to be going to Thanksgiving tomorrow.


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[Assistant] And that turkey's gonna be bland as hell. It's gonna be bland as hell. And so you're like, man, you know what? I want to spice my life up a little bit because, you know, Aunt Shirley, she messed up the turkey. It ain't good. It's bland. Right? Those mashed potatoes, they got nothing in it. It's just gross.


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[Assistant] You donate a dollar on one of these turkey day games. Were they giving you like a hundred bucks or something? That's what Pernice said before? I think he said that. They're giving you like a hundred bucks.


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[Assistant] And then add two zeros to it. That's like, that's what we're looking at here.


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[Assistant] So you could go there and you might be like, Tom, listen, you know, uh, DraftKings Sportsbook is not in my state. I'm in Idaho. I don't know if Idaho has it or not, but I don't have it. And you're like, listen, that's okay. You can do the fantasy there too. You could compile a team of winners, right? I know Rain Dakota Prescott is not going to be on that team, but you could compile one of winners. Sorry, Scooter. You're being happy for a second.


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[Assistant] So you can go on the DraftKings Sportsbook and what promo code should you use? Clickbait. I'll tell you a different one on Friday, but today you can use the clickbait. All right. So you're going to do that. And that's C-L-I-C-K-B-A-I-T. Just like Perna looking like bait right now with that Gucci headband. So you want to be awesome and fantastic? Use DraftKings Sportsbook if you want to bet things. I'm Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] You can't go to Warb if you have bones first.


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[Assistant] Yes, because, you know, honestly, there's a lot of negativity out there right now surrounding one coach, and that's Matt Nagy, and it is so unwarranted. He is one of the greatest coaches of our generation, and the Chicago Bears need to extend him to a iron-clad contract. Okay?


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[Assistant] I think, you know what? Listen, I think you have a money in the bank match. Okay. It's Matt Nagy versus Dan Campbell. One of them is going to climb the ladder at Ford field at halftime. Whoever grabs the contract gets to keep their job. Dan Campbell, who I think is a good coach actually for the Detroit Lions.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which by the way, real quick, I'm sorry, I'm going to do a total cheat plug right now. Tonight at...


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[Assistant] 8 p.m. Eastern, uh, we, the fundraiser ends for, uh, Feeding America, Eastern Wisconsin. We've raised over $10,500. We're raffling off the sign to Grassy Posse Jersey, and on top of that, I will buy the second person a packer share. Just wanted to help there. Thank you.


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[Assistant] No, I just, I just cut my own nails, like a person. Oh.


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[Assistant] I think you should get your hair professionally blot- dyed blonde.


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[Assistant] Stream? You know what? How about this? How about this?


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[Assistant] I will do that, or I'll save for a clickbait. Eh, that's too early, I'm gonna have to get work done. Now, we're gonna do, we'll do, I'll do the stream of Perna.


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[Assistant] Chilly feet. Alright, let's start here. Speaking of cold feet, which rookie quarterbacks might? Yes, Brandon, you've run this whole thing.


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[Assistant] Totally fair. Fields received a grade of a D on CBN.


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[Assistant] They said it was a little generous, but it's hard to put all the blame on him. And it's almost impossible to tell how much you can actually blame Justin Fields for those struggles.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, I'm gonna go Adam, since you're, uh, you're a Giants fan, you had the Jets graphic, what are your thoughts on ol' Zachy Wilson?


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[Assistant] What was his grade? What did they give him? Oh yea, where's Zachy Wilson? It, he got a grade of a D. Another D.


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[Assistant] Pray for him. So far he has received the best grade of all the rookies with a D+. Good job, Lawrence. Good job, Trevor.


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[Assistant] You get a cookie. You have great special themes. Great special. Where's my lozo?


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[Assistant] Here we go. Thank you. Alright, I'll take, I'll take my guy over here.


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[Assistant] Ah, but look at, look, Davis Mills, quarterbacking the Houston Texans. Amazing!


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[Assistant] Worst team, not just this year, ever, ever. And what is, damn it, my mouse.


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[Assistant] What is Davis supposed to do in a game and a half of play? He goes out and he has the best rookie passer rating of any of these quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] Hey, he swallowed his pride and he played all right against a great Panthers defense. There we go, Tom. Thank you.


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[Assistant] And as crazy as it sounds, I think Davis Mills is at the very center of the circle of trust.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's some interesting similarities right now between the broncas and the cowboys. Uh, first of all, nobody wanted to respect either team.


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[Assistant] And they've outperformed everybody else's team in this clickbait sports group including even the Packers at the moment.


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[Assistant] Micah Parsons, playing very, very well. Should be a giant. Not quite as well as Patrick Sertan, who's allowing a 10.7 passer rating.


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[Assistant] I'm a man, I admit I'm wrong. Patrick Sertan is the greatest football player I've ever seen in my life, as this stat would suggest.


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[Assistant] Just like Adams, the Falcons could have kneeled in the Super Bowl and won. If you throw the ball in the dirt every play, that's a better passer rating than Patrick Sertan's allowing. Von Miller wins defensive player of the month.


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[Assistant] Now he's on track to win Comeback Player of the Year. Both the Broncos and the Cowboys have been without their other pass rusher, Bradley Chubb, Demarcus Lawrence. Don't let him come back. And Teddy Bridgewater.


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[Assistant] Been efficient, in my eyes, as good as Drew Brees and Peyton Manning, uh, which makes me about as good of a head coach as Matt Ruhl, in terms of evaluating.


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[Assistant] Look, they've got the, they've got the chargers this week, so that's their, that's a huge hurdle.


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[Assistant] Then they play the Broncos, a bigger hurdle than the Chargers mini. They got a bye week in November.