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[Assistant] Patrick Star, I love you, you're doing great things. Patrick Star, I love you, you're doing great things, but Beetlejuice is iconic, and it's cool. If you're gonna recreate an iconic character, at least put some respect.


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[Assistant] Condescending level is what pisses me off. So like, there was, I think it was like on a spilling tea video or something like that, like, like spill the tea or something. I don't know what it is.


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[Assistant] Who doesn't? Like, I watch- I mean, I don't watch those videos because people are too harsh on me, but, um, Jeffree Star unfollowed me, I don't know why, but that's-


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause I saw the drama, I was like, Jeffree Star and Paula's Tricia, and I'm like, oh my god, should I unfollow him too? And I did, but now I feel bad, should I refollow him? Maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the guy that was filming stopped becoming friends with him and he was like filming him, like talking about his game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I like respect that. Same. I, I like talk about shit. Like, Jackson Hill was like gonna sue me.


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[Assistant] And then Jaclyn Hill said she was gonna sue me because- For what? Because I talked about her, for talking about her in my Instagram story.


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[Assistant] That's not a word or a word. A bitch isn't a rude word.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess because I made stories saying she threatened to sue her ex-husband because her ex-husband was talking to me about something and I, I was just saying, I'm gonna sue you. Talking about what?


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[Assistant] No, absolutely not. He has a cringe YouTube channel about cooking because he's trying to be like Jaclyn now, like, hey guys, welcome to my cooking show. Like, he's not hot. Anyways.


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[Assistant] Well, he was kind of seeing someone, which I didn't know. He was kind of seeing someone when he came out to stay with me for like 10 days over New Years. And then I guess he tried to call her and I got pissed because he tried to call her while he was in my house being like, oh my god, like I miss you. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, what? We were like, whatever.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I wish them well, I hope they get together, but Jacqueline's like obsessed with him still, and so whatever, I shouldn't be talking about this, like I'm gonna get fucking ripped. Okay, let's move on. Yeah, no, let's cut it actually.


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[Assistant] You're very open about being kinda like, not perfect, not PC, like, so,


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[Assistant] They're like, it's cause they're gay, and I'm straight and white, and this is not fair. She said it to her friend, the Swoopoo, who is, I believe she's African American, um, she, uh,


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[Assistant] Is she half black? Okay. So she was saying she got to dinner with all of them, and they were like literally saying like, oh my god, it's like so hard to be white, like,


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[Assistant] Okay, but then there was other text about her to her friend Swoop saying like, like basically telling Swoop the only reason she's getting ahead of her is because Mikey is white. You didn't watch the full thing because she goes into details.


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[Assistant] So then she goes into details about how she constantly was like telling her like, oh, it's because like you're a minority and I'm white, that's why like I'm not getting these things. Like, it was just crazy. I was like the most insane things that I've ever heard. And then also to be like,


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, two of the biggest social justice warriors are allowed to get away with this because, what, they're white and straight. That's literally her whole point, is people will be like, it's fine, we forgive her.


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[Assistant] No, but basically then when this girl Swoop had a sexual assault thing about her, she posted it on social media. Now she tried to text Mikey for seven months, Mikey never responded. And then she finally made a- made a thing saying like, hey, I was sexually assaulted. So Mikey tries to get on that bandwagon, cause of course her and Anthony have to get on every fucking social justice warrior bandwagon. That's true. She's like, hey girl, can I retweet your story about sexual assault? Like just trying to get-


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[Assistant] Hold everybody fucking accountable, not just because he's cute and young and straight. Whatever, I don't know, but...


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[Assistant] Nobody cares. He literally doesn't even like post anymore, but YouTube's dead.


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[Assistant] You think? Why do you think? Because he has clout.


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[Assistant] They're, they're just users, they're just fake as fuck. I went, at the night I went to the hospital, they came, and then I never heard from either, like, David never called me again. I spent two years with him, like, every single day filming vlogs with him, and then just never contacted me to say, are you okay? Like, hey, you tried to kill yourself, like, are you, are you okay?


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[Assistant] Well, there was Reese's and you didn't want to read them. Why did I know we were gonna go like in on it? You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] First of all, we're not wrestling topless. We're in swimsuits. We're in like, red swimsuits.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause I think it's more like, well, for money.


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[Assistant] It's like when we roleplay, if I'm like, hey pretend I'm your sister. It's just a kink.


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[Assistant] No, that's a hard no. Because it's not sexual though.


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[Assistant] I was trending last time I was here too for my OnlyFans because of the toilet paper in my ass.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I just more like, like when I, after like douching it out, like putting the water up there, then you kinda like put the dildo in to like s- to see if it com- anything comes out. But nothing ever does, I'm clean.


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[Assistant] Okay, well it was my TikTok, so I did my, uhm, my Dunkin' Donuts and my Hebrew cereal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did the HSG test, which, they, that's when they shoot, I talk about this all the time, it's like they shoot that stuff in you, see the neon stuff to see if it goes through, and it's just like, it's just, I have some blockage so they can like scrape it off or whatever, but I haven't done that yet. But, I mean, it could go through.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think that. I mean, they said, they're like, oh, you, there's like, you know, you can get pregnant, but it's just harder because your tubes are blocked right now. But I was in a relationship for like two years and he came to see me every day for like six times a day and never got pregnant, so. Disgusting. But Moses thinks his sperm is like super sperm because he like is scared to do it on the day of, so.


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[Assistant] Like that would be me. No nannies. No offense, but you know what I mean.


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[Assistant] That's not true. I'm actually like, I actually like a break, like when we have my period.


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[Assistant] I think just in general I push people away and like that, I think that's a thing I do. Uhm, but I don't think it would happen with Moses, he's pretty good. Like sometimes I try and push him away and he's like still here, you know?


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[Assistant] So now I'm like, oh, this is a good one. I think I push people away because of me, not because of them. I'm just like, oh, I feel like this one's gonna like, break my heart.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, also, like, I don't know, but yeah, but that's too much commitment to be like forever, you know? I don't want anyone else. And it's so hard dating. And I hate being alone.


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[Assistant] But I already have problems with fertility, like it's already hard for me to get pregnant. And so that's why I was like, oh fuck, and like the older you get, so like regardless that the mimos broke up today, I would like literally go to a sperm donor and get like sperm. You know what I mean? Like I actually get like, yeah.


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[Assistant] We won't know until the 15th of October because my taxes get filed on the 15th so they need my personal taxes from 2019.


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[Assistant] We'll see, I mean hopefully. Wait, but if we have a house, I mean that's like a bigger commitment than a baby.


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[Assistant] Like, who's gonna leave? Like, who's gonna be kicked out? I guess the man usually gets kicked out.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, for sure. I think they didn't want to give up the house more than they didn't care about giving us up.


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[Assistant] Taking pills or whatever, like I take pills or whatever. But you've done it too, and you're just not open about it.


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[Assistant] So rude. Well, you know what? Your life is sad and pathetic and mine is happy, thriving, so good luck. Have fun on your beach weekend, eating room service, trying to get pregnant. Have fun with that.


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[Assistant] There's something right there I could weaponize, but I'm not going to. You know why? Because you push and push, and I'm not gonna push on your buttons, so you push on other people's buttons.


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[Assistant] And I don't consider weaponizing. I'm very open about everything. If someone brings up something that I don't want people to bring up with, I'll openly talk about it. Fine, whatever. That's just fucking me. Like, I don't care. I'll talk about it. It's not weaponizing just because I bring something up.


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[Assistant] I've had friends for a very long time. I have friendships that have lasted well over 10 years and I'm still friends with Andrew, Michael, Shane.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, I don't even watch your thing, but I'm just saying, like, all the guests you get, they're not, Bill Burnham's not coming on, Bo Burnham's not coming on, Crystal Lee is not coming on, you know what I'm saying, you're getting people that no one knows. Oh, Jax Films again, great, good job, good guest. Just get all your friends, iDubbbz, wow, good job. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Okay, promo that. I hope I get some, some more views to the H3 Podcast.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, so, you got Belle to feed when you unbox stuff, no one even cared, didn't even get a million views in a while, but guess, yea, that's dead and done. Just like James Charles, you're just trying to beat the dead horse.


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[Assistant] It's not projecting, like, I'm not saying, hey, I love money too, fuck yeaah, fuck gimme money, but like, it's not-


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[Assistant] Over time, it's gonna get money, and it's just like, hey, it's fine, I don't care, but don't say I'm money, I'm money-hungry, I couldn't care less. Like, I'm like, whatever, I would do this for free.


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[Assistant] That's good. I hope it was better the second time around.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, in general, that's why no one comes back.


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[Assistant] I'm so over this NEO, I really am, like 100% done with this show.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. After this today, I'm renegotiating.


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[Assistant] You have no other options and quite frankly I don't blame you.


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[Assistant] You know, I could be mean like you, but I'm not going to.


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[Assistant] And I don't like hanging out with you guys, and you guys are awful, and that's it. Uhm, yeaah, I said it.


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[Assistant] Cause you said, oh, you're shutting down. I'm like, I'll talk to you, talk. You got me for ten more minutes.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know how you guys are with him. Oh my god, Trisha did this. Oh my god, Trisha didn't do that. Are-are-are we should be scared of Trisha? It's like-


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[Assistant] I'm open about it, like yeaah, I'm not a perfect person, I'm a crazy person sometimes, like whatever, I'm open about it.


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[Assistant] The more we talk about it, the worse it's gonna be. Like, good luck. Honestly, good luck. Thanks for having me on 5 episodes. Love it. It was so much fun. And I'm over it.


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[Assistant] And that's why you're so mean to people on the internet and I get it, but also don't take it out on people and call them crazy and shit.


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[Assistant] On my channel. Can't wait for the weaponizing. Everyone comes to me because I'm crazy and I weaponize against people. Like, it's all me. I never get provoked.


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[Assistant] It's not asshole, it's like literally like pushing someone to do something when they're uncomfortable, that's like literally like, that's an attack, I mean that's literally like, awful, but anyways.


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[Assistant] I hate people just like that are you you're the person I hate in this world really that's so just offensive and but they do nothing wrong and when people are provoked Oh, they're crazy calling girls crazy and stuff like that. It's like


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[Assistant] But taking no accountability, no responsibility, you think everything's just an attack against you, everyone's against Ethan, like, oh my gosh, I'm always right, it's like, ugh, you and Jack's films serve each other, so.


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[Assistant] Big Ed. It's a, it's a snip snip. Big Ed. It prevents me from getting you pregnant.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's bullshit, but I do think that there's a lot of people that can provide that service to people. And so in your case, it happened to be Joel. But I also think Joel is like a really shady person.


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[Assistant] So on Friday, we premiered the Joel Osteen


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know all these, these internet marketers, all their content's free, until they getcha.


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[Assistant] We have to be good to people. I don't trust people that talk like that.


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[Assistant] He's like, he's like the image of like this, he's, he's literally the embodiment of holding someone up by their legs and jiggling the change out of them. Like this is what he does to his congregation.


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[Assistant] And he said, well he said in Jason's defense, he was one of the only few guys that stood up for me. So I thought that was-


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[Assistant] So, anyway, Big Nick called in on Friday on our After Dark app and said, he goes, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't wanna make a big, big, bad comparison, but Hitler had a lot of followers.


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[Assistant] You want me to film something? I can make my own inspirational cube. I'll go. You will overcome everything today. You will.


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[Assistant] You guys are synced up in your... How do I say this? Episode? How do I say it?


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[Assistant] It's hard to say though, because her, dude, this documentary was really good. I got super upset watching it. It's on Hulu, it's like a New York Times thing called, and it's about the Free Britney movement, and this whole conservat- conservatory, how do you-? Conservatorship. Yeah, conservatorship.


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[Assistant] The conservative ship is for people who are like, can't handle their own affairs for...


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[Assistant] Usually it's for people who are old, but in her case I guess because she was mentally unstable. Yet she's touring the world, she's making music, she's working her ass off, and they're at the same time claiming she's incapable of conducting herself, yet at the same time she's out doing, like, they said, quote, they're like, she's a high-functioning conservatory.


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[Assistant] She just wanted a third party to do it, an independent party. And the judge for some reason was like,


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[Assistant] I will not let her hire this lawyer because she's incapable of retaining counsel. It's like, what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but she explicitly said, I'm okay to do this, I just don't want my dad to do it.


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[Assistant] Position I have over Brittany to go to Trisha because she understands her.


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[Assistant] Don't you get taxed for not having it to the point where it's like just the same to just get it? Isn't that what we're vomiting?


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[Assistant] We are doing the newlywed game today. Moses and Hila is here. Round of applause everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So odd, but there it is. You know.


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[Assistant] We were debating this and you tell me what you think. Oh. We were, Hila said, I think that Trisha and Moses have the advantage because they're like new love and they're always together.


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[Assistant] But I said, I told Hila, I think most people would think me and Hila have the advantage because, well, we've just been together for so long.


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[Assistant] So, so it's interesting. We, we, we don't know who exactly has the advantage, but I guess we'll see.


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[Assistant] It's like crazy, that can stop a bullet. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Let's just play. I have a few things here, but whatever. You know, I just wanted to say before we get started.


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[Assistant] And, you know, when I, when we made the show, I knew it would be fun and it was exciting, but I didn't, I had no idea that so many people would like it.


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[Assistant] And I just wanna say thank you for doing the show, and I think you are so funny and talented, and you bring, and you just, you make the show so great.


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[Assistant] I think you're an evil bitch on like the tip of the iceberg and then everything else is like, very nice, wholesome, great person.


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[Assistant] You know they say, they say Jeffrey Dahmer, for example, ate men because he was trying to fill, just fill the void that was left by the absence of his parents.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying everything comes from a lack of something.


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[Assistant] He wasn't mean to me, like, on his show. It wasn't like I went to his house and he spit on me, and I was like, I love him. That's what Logan did to you.


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[Assistant] Did we say that our- this episode was sponsored by Adam and Eve?


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[Assistant] This episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Here's the ad.


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[Assistant] Let's do it now so we don't have to interrupt the game. Adam and Eve. Tell me about potions and shit. You have it on your phone?


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[Assistant] And free items? What are they just dumping their sto- like they've got like a backware so they're just like


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[Assistant] This offer is insane. It says, it says, 10 free items. That includes 6 movies. You think there's fart stuff in there?


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[Assistant] H3 at AdamandEve.com. That's H3 and AdamandEve.com. Good job, Trisha. You are crushing those reads. Alright, let's play the game.


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[Assistant] Alright, at long last, the newlywed game. That's right. Okay, everyone ready?


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[Assistant] So we've been together 5 plus, uh, 10, 10, 12, 18 now.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on


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[Assistant] Ian, how do- how should we proceed? Dan, what are we doing? Uh, well, I'm gonna be reading off the questions. Let's goooo! Should we put something on the line? What's on the line? What's on the line? Don't make me donate to Joel Osteen.


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[Assistant] If I order pizza, Hila gets ma- that's not- that's not- does not benefit Hila.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm just writing the first time I met you, Hila.


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[Assistant] What's the gay one? With the gay dating app? Uh, Grindr. Grindr, obviously.


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[Assistant] Well how does that make you feel that she's spying on, on them?


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[Assistant] So are you praying for ba- like you praying for something bad where you can celebrate?


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[Assistant] A lot of political accounts and it just gets me so angry.


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[Assistant] Look, Hila's very particular, so I have to cook for her, otherwise she wouldn't eat. If it was up to me, we'd be eating pizza every night, so don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] This is a pizza party, look at us, we need to be eating pizza right now. He was like, no comment.


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[Assistant] I don't like, ugh, it's so hard to like compliment yourself, but I'll just say, I'll just write the obvious one, Hila.


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[Assistant] I said funny because I thought that was like- You said money? No, funny. I said money. I'm talking- Oh, you said money? Yeah. We are all over the place. This is a disaster.


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[Assistant] You, you, oh and you got first class tickets? Yea. Oh wow, good for you.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not, I was just saying like, cause I was like, let's get dominoes. That was her being like, oh, you fucking get dominoes.


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[Assistant] Range of butter noodle? Like if you go to a fine restaurant? Oh really?


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[Assistant] Okay, well, do I need to specify the toppings? I mean, come on. Pizza, it's specific.


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[Assistant] Dude, she's, it's just a, it's a different, it's a whole, it's just a different world.


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[Assistant] Because like, she cooks for like 12 hours. It's like a whole thing. She wakes up at like five and you eat it like five or well earlier than that. But she- Three.


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[Assistant] I think what's, what's unique about your mom's cooking is that you can't really get it anywhere.


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[Assistant] Well, I have tried some of the dishes, and we hypothesized that her mom intentionally gives me the wrong recipe so that I don't make a mistake.


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[Assistant] Why don't we, cause I'd love to have a pizza party with you guys, we're all here, I mean, let's have a pizza party.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, oh, okay, because that pizza wasn't like-


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[Assistant] I'm not saying I hate, I'm just saying it would be distasteful for Dominos to sponsor them, for example.


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[Assistant] Alright, Ethan and Trisha first. Now with Peace and Love, I will say I think we're both good drivers Hila. So this isn't like, I know both spouses say, or usually between two couples it's like one is obviously better. I think you're a really good driver.


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[Assistant] I'm kinda surprised Hila picked herself though. Interesting. I can see Hila being a better driver. I do think you're a good driver though. Like I said, it's not like I think, I'm just, you know, I had to pick somebody and it was me.


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[Assistant] I think I know it. Okay. So everybody ready?


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[Assistant] He's gonna grab something though. He has a choice. Destroy everything or save one thing. He's gonna save something. He's gonna grab something.


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[Assistant] He seems to have a proprietary technique. I've never seen it. Yes, I'm the only one anywhere else.


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[Assistant] I've never seen photographs like the one he takes, but I don't, I don't, that's a big claim to say you invented it. Yea, it's a big invention.


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[Assistant] I've always been impressed by Moses. He always, he's always, has like, his apartment's always like this crazy workshop.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. Looks like Trisha knew right away. Oh, I knew right away. Yea, because you guys just- Well it just happened.


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[Assistant] Well because her, I mean, you know, her dad was pretty austere.


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[Assistant] It's like getting chunks into- in bubble gum. It's like, no. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not him, she needed my semen to make Theodore. Would have been someone else.


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[Assistant] Well it wasn't that, it wasn't a stall, it was like a private bathroom with the door closed.


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[Assistant] Yea man, at a certain point you can't do, you just can't. It's just like, hugging a giant, it's just, there's nothings gonna happen.


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[Assistant] You guys need to get weirder than that. I expect more from you.


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[Assistant] We went to a beach out in Santa Cruz, but it was pretty much empty, there was nobody there. So we were just hanging out and we started like making out and stuff.


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[Assistant] And then I looked behind me and there was this creepy old dude jerking off, watching me. And me and Hila got so freaked out, we immediately bounced. But I guess that's, he probably just thought like we were ex-a-bish, cause it was a nude beach, we just, we didn't know it was a nude beach, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Sure yeaah, he might think, you know, it's a nude beach, but we were clearly in like, a private area.


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[Assistant] It was, yeaah, I mean she, it was when she, nooo, I don't remember.


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[Assistant] I mean, we were younger, you guys are, we were younger. We had more, we had more, uh, what's the word?


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[Assistant] I'll just write, I'm gonna write, I don't think that this is real, but I'm just writing it because it's the only thing I can think of.


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[Assistant] If I can try to tele- telepathically communicate with you here.


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[Assistant] If I, if I could erase one thing out of my life, it would maybe help your life a little bit.


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[Assistant] One thing that I could throw out that you'd be like, okay, that's cool.


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[Assistant] What you would do if you weren't an entertainer. Mine? What the F would mine be?


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[Assistant] You're a good spouse. You're really, you are, you're very smart, you, I mean, you're very smart. What can I say?


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[Assistant] What would I, what would I want to do if I wasn't in my current profession? Yours is right. You answered right. I said physicist. I said physicist. I'm a fucking idiot.


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[Assistant] But you said dominoes, so I mean, at least your expectations are in the right place.


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[Assistant] So wait, what did- So we both got that wrong, right? What did you write, Moses? Lawyer. I was thinking about that movie.


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[Assistant] I believe you're good at arguing, but there's a whole difference.


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[Assistant] Your honor, I would like to open with saying, I think you're a fucking piece of shit. Whatever you do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe we were a stripper a hundred pounds ago. RUDE!


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for saying that, cause I'm saying, my point is that I think maybe you could do a pull up, but you would be, let's just get on the obstacle course. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's set up an obstacle. Let's just do a fit- we could just go down to a playground anywhere and be like, okay, do one pull up and both of us would be like-


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[Assistant] Hila's very normal, I've always thought she's like a very normal grounded person. Really?


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[Assistant] He's the youngest, so he got the most fucked up. No, he's the oldest. The oldest, yeaah. Moses got the most fucked up.


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[Assistant] I think it's just when the parents aren't ready. Cause like, when my sister was born, my parents were really young. She got like, most fucked up. Peace and love, of course.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but like my parents were most financially stable and they were like most mature when they had me.


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[Assistant] This is the one that I think bothers me the most.


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[Assistant] Just like something- Unique. Weird, unique thing that you do. This is something that annoys me about you.


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[Assistant] That's what I want to do. But I know that you will kill me, so I help.


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[Assistant] Right, right, right. That's true, you're not lazy. You're the breadwinner, kinda.


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[Assistant] I'm worried, sometimes I worry about Moses, cause he's got this, he's so obsessed with water.


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[Assistant] Because every time I go, I have Tourette's, and they go, you don't have Tourette's, what are you really doing? And I say, no, I have Tourette's, and they go, what does that mean? It's like, it's not, it just turns into this whole conversation, and I just wanna play for you.


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[Assistant] It is annoying playing video games because I'm always like looking in the top corner of the game. It's like an OCD thing. And it just, it makes it actually harder to play the game because I'm trying to like play a boss and I'm keep looking, I'm playing on like extra hard mode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do. Oh, okay. Yeah, I go over there. Especially at the market and shit.


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[Assistant] Are you ready? Are we ready? Let me write this bigger. I feel like I'm writing so small you can't see it on camera. Here, let me write.


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[Assistant] I feel like, you know, I'm not always negotiating with like brands and shit in the email. Like I'm always like haggling.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna go successfully pizza together without having a meltdown.


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[Assistant] They had like 9 million views and I just made a video of me watching it and I was like this guy-


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[Assistant] No, they didn't tag us, they didn't even say frenemies. Apparently everybody just knows. But there was people reacting to them.


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[Assistant] But there was people reacting to them saying, this guy's hilarious, not even knowing that it was about us. I was like, what?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I feel, I honestly, free Britney. Free Britney.


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[Assistant] It's so nervous, I get so nervous going live, cause we were speaking earlier also too, it's like,


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[Assistant] I was in the middle of the night, I woke up and watched it, and I was like, you know, you're a little disheveled, and I was so upset, and then I was like, you know what, maybe in the morning I'm gonna feel different, and then in the morning I just got even more like, upset about it and pissed off, and I was just like...


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[Assistant] No, I don't, I don't care either, but I was just like, I thought it was just so interesting because I watched a little bit of his live and he's like, we're waiting for David's video to drop. Which, by the way, David in the video said like, no one knows he's making it, he's by himself, but like Keemstar knew he was making it, like.


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[Assistant] Well, Pharaoh Zoolander, I think you should cosplay him, I think that's a pretty good one.


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[Assistant] One other thing I'll say is a lot of people are like, okay, people are pissed that he doesn't say anything and then when he does, people are pissed. But it's like, he should have taken some time. I think we got over the fact that he wasn't gonna talk about this. It's like, why don't you take like a few months rather than like a week to say like, I've changed, I'm a girl. Cause like a week ago, he was like,


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[Assistant] Discrediting me, his lawyer sent threatening letters to try and stop the article. It's like, you can't have a change of heart that quickly. Now all of a sudden you're like, oh, I'm not gonna discredit Trisha. Like, five days ago you said I was talking and harassing you, like.


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[Assistant] Please, but I mean, I respect your opinion, but you're wrong.


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[Assistant] He says in the video, guys, look at these texts, like it's David's voice trying to prove that Seth is a liar.


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[Assistant] There was multiple paragraphs saying I am a danger to them, I stalk and harass them, I've been violent towards David, which has never been true, like,


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[Assistant] I mean, saying I have a mental illness, all this, like, using all this stuff against me, and I'm just like, and now he, in this video, five days later, he's like, I'm not gonna describe it enough.


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[Assistant] Of course! Like, that's like, okay, maybe, cause obviously it hurt when his sponsor left because of money, so that's why, so to show you're not a greedy little-


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[Assistant] He was so graphic, the letter from the, his lawyer, I don't know if it was a lawyer, was so graphic and so disgusting and using everything I've been through to basically say like, you can't take Trisha for, she's just, she's not valid, like anything she says you can't believe. It's like,


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[Assistant] Well he also made a very good, a point as he was adjusting the camera to show that he was in a much smaller house than he lives and he's in a bit like an apartment. So he's trying to show more humble. Jeffrey started this a week ago with his apology. He also adjusted the camera on a tripod.


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[Assistant] On other people, on girls, like it was like, it involved so many other people, and not just these girls, but like,


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[Assistant] Like other things in the vlogs that he's filmed over the years, you know, Zane groping people, all this stuff like that. David's been knowing this for a while.


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[Assistant] That pissed me off, I'll tell you why. So I get a text message this morning. My, my situation with David and Jason, like it was traumatic, but it definitely wasn't.


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[Assistant] On this, like, level of these girls, especially because they don't have a voice, they, you know, all this bullshit of like, whatever, like,


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[Assistant] And the Dom stuff, he filmed with him in 2020, like he just had so many lies and inconsistencies, and these people that had come out with the boys, especially this particular instance, they're probably just like, why didn't you call me? Why didn't you apologize to me when I asked you to take it down or anything, you know?


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[Assistant] If you really care. Now he's like, I'm gonna make myself available. Okay, David.


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[Assistant] They're all shady. He has animal abuse, he has to own up to, he has other shit. Like, this isn't just one thing and like you're like learning.


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[Assistant] I, like, an apology from David or Jason, it would mean absolutely nothing to me at this point. Like, I asked for an apology, it's like, it would mean absolutely nothing. This is all just a safe face. And I think he's disgusting, I'll always think he's disgusting, and like, there's nothing they can do to change that.


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[Assistant] Which, by the way, did you notice all the people that have come forward in David's group? The vlog squad have all been female. It's been Carly, Erin, and Natalie. No one else. Scott hasn't said anything. Todd, Zayn, like, Jeff definitely should not have said anything. But like, why has no one, no guy said anything? Jason? They just all stay quiet.


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[Assistant] Video, he had him in his merch promo for Fanjoy, like...


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[Assistant] He constantly paid people, like he knew he had the power over people, he always paid people to do stuff. He paid me like money, one time to suck someone's toe, one time to drink someone's piss, like he'd always give me like a hundred bucks.


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[Assistant] What should you drink? Nobody does anymore. Uhm, it was like a water bottle of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's really bad. This story is really bad because, you know, the thing is he'll, of course he'll be fine and, you know, he'll continue to do whatever he's doing. It's like, just like Michael Bay and like all those people, like they all just continue working. Bryan Singer, like...


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[Assistant] It takes time though, maybe over time, like eventually, kinda like Kevin Spacey, like it took a while for him to actually get.


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[Assistant] Cancel, cancel, you know, because those are, there were so many stories about him for so long and people just kind of knew.


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[Assistant] Came from there, from Trump, cause that week, that week up to the, the thing of me doing that, like I, I told David I do not want the stuff in the vlog, he still put it up. Basically he told me, Natalie said it was okay, deal with her, I don't have time to talk to you, and then Jason, like you know what I mean, they were just so evil, they were so evil in so many ways, so manipulative. It took two years.


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[Assistant] For any of this, for him to say my name and for Jason to call me and it's like, I don't care anymore. Like, you guys are so, you just lost everything, so now you're trying to get on.


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[Assistant] Jason told him about that, that second time that I went to mental hospital, about like going to his house or whatever, and say that I was dangerous towards David when David wasn't even there, like that's so, that's so messed up to me. They share these stories with each other, and then they make it to like, corroborate this thing that Trish is crazy, hear my lawyers go, go,


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[Assistant] Go threat insider with this information. Like, it's so gross. It's so gross. And then why even bring me up yesterday? I'm not gonna discredit Trisha. I had nothing to do with it. Why would you discredit me? That's such a stupid thing to say. Like, what was the point of saying that? I was so pissed.


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[Assistant] But you didn't, you spoke said dot. Anyways, that's so annoying, so frustrating.


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[Assistant] It just sucks that so many people are like buying this, like, okay, yeaah, you don't need to keep crucifying him, but like the fact that you're like, oh my god, David's like so good now, it's like, he's not good overnight, maybe, like you said, maybe in time he'll learn, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It doesn't happen that quickly. Like a change. No, a couple weeks.


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[Assistant] She has like a ton of stuff about Natalie, which I already knew, I already knew, and stuff after I left and stuff like that. Natalie is like the worst of it, she's like his producer, she produces the content, edits it, she kinda like-


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[Assistant] It was that week, that week of footage I didn't want the Tana bit, like all of that stuff, because I was like pretending to sleep when Tana came over.


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[Assistant] No, he said, he goes, I, I gave him, I said no, do not put it in, he put it in, and he's just like, oh, take it up with Natalie, I'm boarding a plane.


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[Assistant] But she's also the same girl who Mike Malgic did cheat on Lana Rosewood and he confirmed it. She gave him a, uh, sucker punch, you know? Yeaah. She was on Dr. Phil too. Her name's Ava Louise.


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[Assistant] She goes, you know, he made me feel really uncomfortable. This was after we broke up and I, or, and I was just like, oh, okay, well, like if you're, she was 20, she's like a legal age, whatever, she's just like, it's creepy, and or whatever. And I was like, ugh, if you wanna say something, like you need to say it. Cause so many people were coming to me as they still knew to tell the story and it's like, well, I'm not, what am I gonna say, like,


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[Assistant] Oh, and today just like made me have so much.


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[Assistant] I thought it was actually someone like, you know how you can like call someone from someone else's phone, like if you know two people's phone numbers? I thought it was like a, I'm like well, cause he called me, I was like clearly this is a hack. Then he said like, hey, it's Jay's, okay, here's the text.


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[Assistant] I begged and pleaded for Jason to beat my friend, to talk to me, for David to talk to me, like, and they just, like, completely blocked me. They knew all my shit that I was going through, like, Jason stormed me along for, like, a couple months after we broke up or whatever, but then, like, completely blocked me after my second mental hospital stay. And I was just like, I begged him to be my friend, they ignored me for two years, they called me crazy, discredited me, said I'm stalking and harassing them.


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[Assistant] Playing a joke, like I thought someone hacked his phone or did one of those things.


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[Assistant] So it's a blue check mark. It's his account. Look, I'll show you. See, it goes to his account. So it goes to his account.


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[Assistant] Hi Trish, I just tried you. Not sure if you still have that number. I have the same number. Please call me so we can talk. Thank you, Jason. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you. Like, are you continuing your life?


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[Assistant] But I was like, ew, and you know what? I'm sure, like, now he's losing it too because David's his cash cow right now that the cash cow's not being fed. Jason needs it, he doesn't have a teat to suck on, so he's just like, oh, let me just grasp for straws, and then texted me.


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[Assistant] I have so much like, is it animosity? I have so much animosity.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw the top half. She didn't send me his full thing. I saw the top half and it did look like his.


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[Assistant] Hey, if that's your thing, cool, but these are not these girl things. Cause she did a whole tweet about it. She said, this is me and Jason. They went to get Starbucks. They've, she said it was the worst sex of her life, whatever, like.


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[Assistant] David Dobrik, take a note from Shay Carl and just, you know, maybe go start a family in Utah or something.


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[Assistant] It's so gross. And you put him in merch campaigns after I had left the group, he was in merch campaigns, like, you're gross.


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[Assistant] By the way, before we watch this, it's not just to be noted, I haven't heard from Jason since the night I went to his house when I was high on Meth, May 8th, 2019. So him now, you think now all of a sudden this is like a genuine thing where he's like, you know what, maybe I should call her.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're all proven liars at this point. David included being like, I believe the victim. You should believe him. You filmed her. Yeah, you saw it. Like, why wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] Cheers. Someone said they got Domino's ads before this at the live. They said there was a Domino's ad.


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[Assistant] Cause last time we tried to get Pizza Hut, and you guys ate it without me.


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[Assistant] He has 30 minutes worth of apologizing to do to people in his vlogs. I think there was more than enough footage to go with. This was very subpar, but okay.


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[Assistant] I'm very, like, you know what, I'm glad that sponsors, like, sponsors are hearing this, you know, because these are big brands and big companies and you really want to be associated with that. What about Chipotle? Did they ever make a statement? They're sponsoring James Charles and David Dobrik.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm saying it took this long for David to get, like, cancelled or whatever. It's like, James, like, it'll happen in due time because he'll keep doing the same stuff that people have called him out for. Like, it's gonna happen. He's just a little more fresher than David. Even though he looks like he's 40.


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[Assistant] We're like the Avengers and Justice League meet.


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[Assistant] Stopping you right there. I know for a fact, I will say this because I've always said truth because I know I could get sued if I didn't say the truth. This is the truth. People can back me up that we're there.


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[Assistant] David asked Jason to go buy the girls alcohol. David never puts anything on his credit card, ever. Not even dinner, nothing. He asked Jason to do it. This is when I said to Jason, don't you frickin' do that, what the hell, these girls are saying no, whatever. And he did ask people to buy alcohol for girls. Why else would you buy alcohol for girls when you're trying to have them have sex with your friend?


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[Assistant] As you should know, I know this for a fact. When filming drunk people, right? Like, you have to say,


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[Assistant] Like, let's say, let's say like, okay, so like, obviously reality shows and stuff like that, they sign something that says like, we're gonna be consuming alcohol, you can film us, okay? They sign that, right? Okay, now I was in a situation where I was in this


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[Assistant] On this porn set, I was, I was just an extra, I wasn't in the porn. It was called Horny Birds or something like that. I was in the porn. They gave all this alcohol, including my sister who was under the age of 21. At the end of it, they all, before we got paid, they had to say, okay, say you, you had no alcohol, no drugs during the filming of this. Like you have to have them say that in order for them to consent.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, yea, I hate that too. It's like, if something's the truth and it's like a crime, like, if you're a, you know, a soldier or whatever, like, you can say it.


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[Assistant] It was when I did my video. It was, she said, she had said to Dom, like, I saw Trisha's video, and like, I don't feel comfortable having my stuff out there. Like, it was when I did mine, that same time, when I looked up the group.


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[Assistant] I just wish it's like what I've waited, it just all seems so, like, it, it, this was how he feels in like six months or whatever, like, he shouldn't have made this video, it's just like too, it's like, you didn't feel this way, you tried to not even have the article come out, so it's like-


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[Assistant] He knew. He loved having power over people that way. He would just throw money at people. I mean, he does this with his friends, with strangers, like he, you know, and your growth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he could provide them with compensation or something. You know, this guy's got money. Obviously money speaks for him. Once his money was taken away, that's when he knew some shit went down. And it helped so many people, especially people like Seth who was like struggling with his like casting company and like these girls that were-


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[Assistant] Right, okay, so these girls in particular, like, not that they're asking for money or something like that, but at least, like, compensate them for some trauma or something like that. You, you profited off of them. Give them some of that money or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when he platforms Dom, they wanna meet you, David. They wanna, obviously, they wanna be in David's vlogs. That's what, that's what all these girls' messages say. They wanna meet David. Even on TikTok, I see all these girls saying, oh, he said I could meet David if I came to the apartment. Like, you're giving him this platform because you're showcasing the girls that come home with Dom.


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[Assistant] That, yeah, they, it was awful. And then the fact that they kept like showing.


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[Assistant] Well, David wasn't directly involved with that one though, right? I mean, not saying it's like, right, but he didn't film it, or did he film?


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[Assistant] That's such bullshit when I like- Jason would always say that too, he's like, we're playing characters for David's like, movie. I'm like, this isn't a movie, he's not Quentin Tarantino, like you guys are just-


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[Assistant] It's not deformed. It kind of looks like a poodle too.


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[Assistant] He couldn't give this comment to the insider when this article came out like, hey I'm really sorry this happened rather than his lawyer said don't put him in the article otherwise we're going to threaten to sue you.


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[Assistant] Say that about Shredder. Oh, do they know? My dog barks when they bark in the show.


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[Assistant] No, he is. Like, dogs don't usually like me, but he always comes up and like, hi.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is totally bringing back memories that I totally blocked out from my time in the vlog squad.


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[Assistant] That's Todd. Yep. Clear that Todd is there.


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[Assistant] Madison Beer, by the way, knows. She was in that bit with Tana and Jason that I didn't like the weekday before. She knows.


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[Assistant] Zayn, multiple videos of him groping women's breasts without their permission, kissing people without their permission.


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[Assistant] I, oh, I cracked a chair. I don't know what she wants anyway, excuse me. Twice I cracked a chair. Hopefully I won't do it live.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a high chair, that's why I never set the high tables anymore, cause I'm like so traumatized. I only sit at booths.


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[Assistant] Look how like, he's just so soulless. He has no empathy for anyone. He doesn't feel bad about any of this. Like, you could just tell in his eyes. If you have to force him, like that is not real.


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[Assistant] I don't think he does, I really don't, I really think he, I know he doesn't, especially in my situation, he has no, no guilt, no remorse, I guarantee you.


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[Assistant] I feel like he's been watching us because I keep calling him gross. I think he's like, yeah, I was gross. I've never heard David say that.


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[Assistant] Thank you for listening, for being an avid listener.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true, cause they kept harassing Seth and me and everyone being like, you're


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[Assistant] Make an apology. I uh, I do feel bad. Philip, I have animosity.


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[Assistant] I'm changed. I'm better. I'm not miserable and depressed anymore. You're not fat. If anything, you're skinnier than me. So I am a big fat cow and you're a skinny legend. I'm very, very sorry. And I'm glad that you are covering David Moore and it's not just a boys club. And uhm, I do not have an apology to Keemstar other than we're cool. Please don't come for me.


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[Assistant] And I, you know what, like, I'm cool with everybody except for David and Jason. And Scott.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like, I don't know, I'm not saying like, brain damage, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying like, it's a different, he's a different way of-


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[Assistant] I'm so cu- Should I try and call him and see if he answers?


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, just like Jason calling me. No, I begged them to talk to me for a year and a half. I begged them. I showed up to Jason's house. I made videos saying, please, I'm so sorry I did this to the group. None of them acknowledging me. Jason constantly telling me, oh, no one can acknowledge you, no one's allowed to talk to you. Like they were, they mocked me when I was at Coachella.


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[Assistant] Bullshit. It was such bullshit and this is bullshit because he's losing sponsors. And you know what? I will say it. I'm happy that he is because it's so...


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[Assistant] Put it towards mental health. Put it towards- Jeff, what I said that too. Oh, people with mental illness shouldn't be given a platform to speak. Like, fuck off, donate your shit. Get educated, learn about that shit. I think you have a mental illness. You have something wrong with you. Look at that face. You're soulless behind those eyes.


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[Assistant] I'm so smart with dominoes knowing that there's a phone number there, that's why I said turn it to us, because I knew there was a phone number there.


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[Assistant] Cause they thought if they call that I'm taken away to a mental hospital, that's like not how it works. They ask like, they see if you're trying to commit suicide or whatever.


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[Assistant] If another creator can learn, like, nobody else is doing this.


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[Assistant] So he's basically saying they haven't apologized to him. They're basically saying like, we're apologizing to everyone we made wrong.


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[Assistant] It does piss me off that, like, that did get glossed over, Seth thing, like, Jason and David, who are directly involved with that, not Dom, not anyone else, like, how that glossed over.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cuz we do look like those obsessive drama channels that make like, I like, I'm so fine with just going to do our eating competition next week, or no, we're doing Satisfying, you know, just like, have those be the titles.


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[Assistant] And I mentioned the thumbnail for yesterday. People were like, it looks like Trisha's laughing at the demise of the vlog. That thumbnail we posed for was the original title was Trisha Takes Over, cause it was my episode. So I'm laughing cause I'm like, haha, I'm taking over. Nah, haha, just downfall. Cause people in the comments were saying that, that I looked like I was like laughing. I felt...


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[Assistant] No, the Jefferson in particular was really hard on me because I was just like, oh, this is just like really painful because again, I don't think he's like as slimy as like David and Jason and Jason not saying anything cowardly like all of them. It's just a lot, you know?


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[Assistant] We could sell out, like, what is that, like,


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[Assistant] As very Andy Kaufman when he read The Great Gatsby at those colleges.


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[Assistant] I say fire your PR person. Fire Natalie.


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[Assistant] You and Jason need to apologize to Seth and maybe disassociate for a little while. And uhm, maybe, uh,


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching with peace and love, and uhm, don't send any hate to anybody we talked about. We'll see you in the next one, bye!


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[Assistant] Okay bro, jail's tough. What am I supposed to do with this?


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[Assistant] You know, I guess his friends out here that-


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[Assistant] Of what kind of a person Dom was because I couldn't wrap my head around a childhood friend of mine.


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[Assistant] Not only did I discredit you at me, but I platform Dom.


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[Assistant] No. I don't wanna take your meal.


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[Assistant] Shalom, everybody. Shalom, shalom. Welcome to Frenemies. Today we are doing Jewish trivia, because Trisha, stepping to me, of all people, the king of the Jews, aka, and uhm, you really think you can beat me at Jewish trivia?


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I put this outfit on, you said to me, that's how I imagined you before I met you. And I was like, what?


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[Assistant] You think I was, I was conveying a conservative view on the world or something?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, a little bit of a story. Growing up, because my lib ass...


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[Assistant] Uh, and reformed, my ass is so reformed, we had a female rabbi. Love that. Which I thought was normal, but when I went to Israel apparently, me and Hila tried to get married in Israel.


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[Assistant] And every- all marriages run through the state, it's not like here where you can't go off and get like, elope, you know what I mean? Like, it has to go through the state, it has to go through the rabbinite and all this bullshit, it's like a very religious doctrine.


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[Assistant] And so I was like, I have to prove to them that I'm Jewish to get married to Elo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but apparently they take the marriage thing more seriously.


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[Assistant] How'd you prove it? So I had, so I got a letter from my rabbi stating that I'm a bar mitzvah and that I'm Jewish and that my family lineage goes all the way back and they're like, you are, they're like, do you think I'm fucking stupid? I can't accept this shit from your female rabbi. We don't acknowledge her.


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[Assistant] I was like, holy shit. I was like, wow, okay. So my dad had to go to some synagogue in Las Vegas where they lived at the time and bribe some, bribe, which I love that this is somehow more official. He gave a donation to the synagogue so that they would write me a letter saying I was Jewish.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? They said that Olivia-


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, in America, well, it's super reformed. No, not by the Rabbidite in Israel.


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[Assistant] I agree, you would think that I would perform better than you, but I'll say just based on what I know about you and our time together is that I expect you to win for some reason.


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[Assistant] Jesus was not a blond- yeah, in case you were wondering, Jesus was not a blond-haired, blue-eyed, uh, Aryan master race. He's literally a Middle Eastern fucking Jew from like 2,000 years ago. That dude was like, crusty-ass, like,


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[Assistant] He was a crusty-ass peasant, bro. You know what I mean? Like, go to- go to Israel and you'll see what he looked like.


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[Assistant] Jesus was a shady dude, is what we're trying to say.


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[Assistant] In Israel? No, because in Israel we don't stone people for their religious beliefs. People don't get stoned in Israel for, they don't, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Like uh, like uh, like uh, Alabama. No, I'm kidding.


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[Assistant] Okay, so here before we begin the Jewish trivia.


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[Assistant] I was given this gift by unnecessary inventions.


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[Assistant] This is the Glizzy Gripper. Now you say you've never tried a hot dog, right?


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[Assistant] Okay, so because it's so, because it's so embarrassing to be eating a hot dog in public, the Glizzy Gripper


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[Assistant] It makes it so that you can eat your hot dog in peace and serenity. Watch.


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[Assistant] It's really that bad. Someone get her a bucket or something.


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[Assistant] Well, try to bite it, just so you can know what it is.


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[Assistant] Just on the plate, whatever. Okay. So now try that, cause the first time I was like, wow.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, take a bite from the glizzy grip-ripper. You see that? It's so secretive, it's so safe.


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[Assistant] No, unnecessary inventions on TikTok made this and sent me the original glizzy gripper.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm gonna take one more bite cause I love these dogs and I'm not gonna get a chance to eat another one since Hila will not allow it.


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[Assistant] I've had my parents on the podcast before. How'd it do? Did it perform well?


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[Assistant] Go ahead, who's David? Who's David? Jewish expert.


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[Assistant] By the way, you guys noticed the bleached curlies to commemorate my bleached hair? By the way, I just wanted to point out that my hair style...


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[Assistant] I have the exact same hair as this character from the fifth element. I just want to point it out before we move on. Thank you, thank you. You remember this guy from the fifth element?


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[Assistant] So obviously, first of all I want to congratulate you on your vulture feature, that was pretty cool.


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[Assistant] So anyway, there was something in that article that I found interesting. Apparently you've written seven self-health books?


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[Assistant] Sorry, sorry. It says you've written 11 self-help books.


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[Assistant] Have you read your own article? Be honest.


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[Assistant] It wasn't about that, it was more like back in the day you supported Mitt Romney cause he was, whatever, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] You've been good. I'm gonna fuck up, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Me too. You know, I feel like people like me now too, which is odd. Cause the past like three years have been nothing but people barely fucking hating me.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe I just get too focused on the controversies, but there's just been a lot of them and it's just been so fucking exhausting with like...


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[Assistant] Everybody's just angry at me all the time. Cause I just talk, I come on these podcasts and I talk and I talk and I talk and then there's, I say this and then they don't like that so then they clip just that and then they get mad at me and then I just, you know, but I'm evolving. I feel like I'm getting better. I am evolving.


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[Assistant] Okay, so obviously we have a ton of updates. We've, the thing is about David Dobrik, first of all, is just that.


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[Assistant] We've both talked about it individually. Yeah. So I don't want, I don't necessarily want to come out here and rehash, but overall, like, what did you think about the Scottie?


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[Assistant] And also it's evident by the fact that David cut out a piece of his text saying, Oh look, Seth asked for a third time and sent him a voice memo. You can hear him talking. So the fact that David sent him that clip is basically proof that not only is this what David thinks, but probably what they all think.


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[Assistant] Well, Scotty clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, cause he's like, you're the reason for this whole thing snowballing. And I was like, bitch, how about the fact that David didn't fucking address this for like, two years? How about that?


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[Assistant] He said my name. He said my name and we went to war. If you check his wiki feed score, Dan, why don't you pull that up? He's at a fucking one, dude. He's at a one. He got so demolished by the foot soldiers, he's basically underground. He's six feet deep at this point.


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[Assistant] Check your foot rating and then talk to me about cults. Probably really high.


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[Assistant] He has one, dude, he started this whole, this whole apology tour, or well, defense tour, at 4.8 on wikifee. Are you pulling it up, Dan?


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[Assistant] Okay, and so he started at 4.8. He's now down to 1, Trisha. Do you understand the power that I yield as the foot general?


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[Assistant] Okay girl, well good thing I don't make my podcast for an audience of just you.


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[Assistant] Unless she's Shane, apparently, because you overlooked the fact that he chissed on his cat for like three years.


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[Assistant] Yo, pull that up. I wanna watch that. Yeah. Okay, so this is apparently Ryland's cousin. Now, we obviously have absolutely no confirmation of that, obvious, other than the fact that she looks like him.


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[Assistant] Okay, how would this girl know? Rylan's- how would Rylan's cousin know Shane fucked this guy?


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[Assistant] That's your cousin, so she's not even cousins with Shane, that's what I'm saying. Shane fucked his cat when he was a kid. How would his cousin know about Shane fucking his cat?


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[Assistant] I think in the original, like, Grimm brothers, they ate the shit out of her. They're like, fuck the porch, we got dinner now.


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[Assistant] The plot synopsis of Goldy Bears. They're like, the bitch thought the porch was fucking lukewarm and she didn't like the beds and that's the whole story.


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[Assistant] Cohen? I don't think it's a Hebrew word.


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[Assistant] He said he's not Jewish. You're like one day away from spitting at girls on the street on Fairfax.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the point I keep making about uhm, there's a fucking ad, how do I- Hold on.


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[Assistant] And so I'm pretty sure, again, I'm just, I'm just making guesses here. I don't obviously don't know anything, but it seems to me like this was a calculated move by the vlog squad to try to deflect these accusations. So they sent Scotty out.


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[Assistant] Hila made a good point. She's like, that's like you sending me out to apologize every time you get in trouble because people like you more, like me more than you. I was like...


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[Assistant] Well, anyway, the whole, if you haven't seen the video, it's called Hi on Scotty's channel, and it's just total, it's just, it's like, victim shaming 101. When I first watched this, like, I, I'll be honest, I was upset, I, I was like,


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[Assistant] Kind of charged up because I was like, these fucking guys have the balls after everything Seth's been through to come out here and threaten him and try to humiliate him and


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[Assistant] Assasinate his character and all this bullshit and pile it on him. It's like this is literal victim shaming 101 and the fact that like in this day and age people can come out here and still do like you could have just said you're fucking sorry and people would have gained respect for you and just let you be on your fucking way. But the fact that you come out here with this whole spiel about how


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[Assistant] We're good people. We know who we are. He's a piece of shit. He did this and he did that and


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[Assistant] And also ignoring all the fucking points that we actually made, like the fact that the first one-


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[Assistant] Wasn't consented to. That there's a clip of David and Jason talking on views saying that it was admitting that it was racially motivated and that he knew he was going to ruin his, his was going to get shit for three to five years. That they knew he was from Inglewood and that homosexuality isn't accepted there which made it so, or sorry Compton, and that homosexuality isn't accepted there which made it better in David's eyes.


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[Assistant] Like I don't know what it is. I think it's just a mega echo chamber where they're all in like this group chat together, they all spend time together. Oh for sure. And it's like this is the, this is the correct response from David.


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[Assistant] There's all these people leaving who are apparently just bitter losers. Don't you think that's, at a certain point, right, after more than once that happening, doesn't that speak more to your organization than the people leaving? You know, it's like when a teacher is teaching all these students and they're all fucking failing the class, it's like, doesn't that speak more of you as a teacher than the students who are all failing apparently?


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[Assistant] I'm down to watch it again, but I think people will be angry.


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[Assistant] But it's so good, just go, it's called hi, which apparently is fucking annoying too, like hi, like that's what you, that's what you, the title of your video, hi, like I'm sorry bitch, I thought it was more serious than just hi, motherfucker.


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[Assistant] It omits all the fucking evidence. And so all the people, all the David fans who are still defending him haven't seen this clip of Jason and David talking about how it was racially motivated and that they knew it would ruin his life for three to five years. Like it omits all this shit and so they still think of Seth as like a clout chaser.


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[Assistant] Who just didn't get all the clout he wanted and so left bitterly and now is trying to destroy them.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, because well, when someone like that goes out, goes officially and says, I hope, and Scotty says of David, who obviously he's talking with, and in cahoots with in this video, he says, you should face repercussions, and I hope you do. Legal repercussions. I was like, okay Scotty,


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[Assistant] Clearly, it's on video happening. How are you gonna fucking sue a guy for giving his fucking opinion on something that happened to him? And he goes, he goes, Ethan didn't do his research. I'm like, you fucking idiot. I'm talking to the first-hand person's account. What more research can I fucking do? It's literally from the horse's mouth as they say.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, he is such a freak. I despise him.


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[Assistant] Those documentaries are so depressing, so messed up, and just evidence once again of what people can get away with about facing repercussions. This guy went on to keep making videos, to keep collaborating with huge celebrities and huge people in the industry after, I can't even, I honestly can't even say it. He,


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[Assistant] He did the most unspeakable, uh, acts on his kids and on his family.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm happy to say D'Angelo Wallace left a message who's fucked up.


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[Assistant] Okay, I flipped you. Cause you hated D'Angelo. You wouldn't even call in cause he was on the show.


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[Assistant] I didn't know anything about him once I watched this, Shane. I'm literally, I'm a D'Angelo stan.


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[Assistant] But he left a comment, he said, Scotty, are you trying? Did David ask you to do this or are you just losing subs for fun?


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[Assistant] Pewdiepie is a smart guy. Pewdiepie is an insightful guy. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Well, we're still friends, you know, sometimes you miss the mark, and sometimes... I didn't know that that was your brand, like, you know, you are... Oh, anyway, whatever, we've talked about this a million times, but forgive PewDiePie for that.


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[Assistant] Well, because, because I went, I don't know if you saw, but in the previous episode without you on After Dark, I was talking about it a lot with the crew. And so I think people got charged up trying to guess who it was. And then we talked about it, and so everybody was just like, who is this person?


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[Assistant] He said, he told me last time we spoke, have a nice life, so.


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[Assistant] I was like, you really didn't think highly of me for a long time. Mr.


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[Assistant] It's fine. I don't want- He's not Jewish. I will say people went and were harassing him which is fucked up.


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[Assistant] Well, if you compare it to the- Listen, if you put it in the realm of like, he's upset, and that's fine, he's going through stuff. If you put it in the realm of like, James Charles, who's out there predator-ing on 16 year old kids, like, he's a great guy, he's not doing anything.


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[Assistant] And so, you hit him in a soft spot. But I felt like I was diff- literally. But like, I was-


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[Assistant] Well anyway, I felt like I was defending him, so when I watched that clip back, I was like, that's not really fat shaming, but okay. It's obvi- we're obviously talk- everyone knows who we're talking about at this point, but whatever. Who cares? Leave him alone. Best wishes to him, and his family.


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[Assistant] Bruh, it's like, the cat's out of the bag. So anyway, uhm.


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[Assistant] You know the only place David is getting feedback because he's filtering it everywhere else. TikTok, YouTube, everywhere. The only place he's actually getting feedback is on the App Store reviews for his new...


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[Assistant] He's looking for his new, uh, app, Dispo. Wait, what is this? On the App Store?


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[Assistant] Why is this just the ad? Oh, I'm sorry. Did you see this ad we made? The, the, uh, You saw it? Here, I'm gonna play it for everyone who didn't see it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, David put out this ad for Dispo and I was kinda shocked by...


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[Assistant] About the photos he chose, kind of struck me as odd. What do you guys think?


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[Assistant] I was like wow, that's the stuff you want to remember? You know?


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[Assistant] It sounds like something out of your fantasy, based on your conversation today with reality.


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[Assistant] Oh, so what I was saying is that the only place that feedback is getting through is the reviews on his app, funny and ironically enough, because he can't filter the app reviews.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm joking about because this whole tech bubble is just so ridiculous.


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[Assistant] It's like bro, uh, you have a slight, uh, uh, conflict of interest, okay, when you're literally an investor in his app.


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[Assistant] And you have a literal vested interest in maintaining his good public image.


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[Assistant] No, they weren't saying sue him, they were saying go to the police. I was like, okay, idiot. A young black man who's already humiliated from a sexual assault that basically, many, most people already don't go to the police because it's just such a complicated thing to deal with emotionally. And also it takes time to process. So he goes, oh Seth should have just gone to the police. I was like, shut the fuck up, dude.


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[Assistant] So he filmed you naked, put it in his video, they accusing Seth of the same thing, by the way, as a way of assassinating his character, and like, he's done it to you, David has done it to you, and they don't care.


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[Assistant] Okay, wait, so one of the main claims against Seth that the vlog squad has perpetuated is that Seth has shared, uh, uh, what they call revenge P word, okay?


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[Assistant] Now what's, now what actually happened here, there's this girl Erin who used to be a member of the vlog squad. Her ex-boy, first of all, this, this horrible thing happened to her. Uhm, I'm not here to defend Seth, I just want to explain to you what happened because I feel like the truth is just really not


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[Assistant] Coming up to the charge that they're trying to make to assassinate this character. So her ex-boyfriend blackmails her and says, if you don't pay me, I'm gonna release this clip of you naked saying the n-word.


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[Assistant] And she said, no, I'm not going to pay you. So he put out this clip of her naked saying the n-word and uhm,


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[Assistant] As you can imagine, that's really traumatic. She said the clip was from 10 years ago. That's not who she is today, but you know, I, I certainly can empathize with that as someone who said things that long ago, you know, don't, you know, is embarrassing. So, uhm, so,


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[Assistant] Seth was making a video at the time about accountability for the vlog squad because he called what they're doing formative, performative activism. Because he's like, dude, you guys are out there being all Black Lives Matter.


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[Assistant] To look good for your image, but meanwhile, when I was part of the vlog squad, I witnessed his first hand, a lot of racist stuff happening. And so he included the clip of Erin, which by the way, he blurred so much so that when I watched it, I didn't even realize she was naked. It was black barred out.


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[Assistant] From her neck down all the way. I couldn't even tell that she was naked.


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[Assistant] People were saying he posted on Blurred, which would be a horrible thing to do.


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[Assistant] So, so anyway, he, like Dan said, so he put it in his video about accountability. It appeared for like three seconds. It was a very brief ex, uh, very brief, uhm, part of his video. And, uhm,


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[Assistant] Listen, I don't think he should have included that clip because it was really traumatic to her and it was a private clip and stuff. But them trying to act, them trying to charge him for posting revenge pee, which is honestly a really horrible thing to do, and Seth even says, oh that's illegal, blah blah blah, you should be in jail, blah blah blah, you know.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, that's not exactly what happened, even though Seth was in the wrong in that situation. But you see people saying all the time to discredit Seth that he posted revenge pee, and I just find that charged to be like...


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[Assistant] Just a ludicrous character assassination by the entire vlog squad.


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[Assistant] David did that to you, literally, you asked him not to post it and he posted it of you naked.


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[Assistant] Well, you wanna know what other conflict of interest Scott has? Go ahead, show the photo, Dan.


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[Assistant] He has a fucking tattoo of David on his arm, which is absolutely hideous, by the way. David 420. It sounds like a biblical verse, the way he's doing it.


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[Assistant] So I heard just, uh, someone read that in a comment. Because Corinna has a David tattoo.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uhm, uh, this guy, what's his f- Scotty has a, uh, David tattoo, so I was like, woah, this is like some Nexium shit.


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[Assistant] You know, I never, ugh, going into this, I really had no problem with David. I just learned about this Seth situation. I honestly didn't even want to talk to Seth. I talked to Big Nick, cause he reached out to me, and he said, oh, you should reach out to my friend Seth. He was like, he was assaulted, and I was like,


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[Assistant] And so now I've been going down this whole David Dobrik hole with like the puzzle and everything he did to Seth and everything he did to you and now I'm like full blown like if they would have just responded and apologized and said they don't do that stuff anymore


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[Assistant] No, no, and that response, I was like, this is gonna make everything so much worse.


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[Assistant] Wait, why were you upset that Jason and Dave were there? I never understood that. At the hospital. Were they filming or something?


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[Assistant] He doesn't have a meme ball in his body. I was like, okay Scotty.


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[Assistant] Everybody has a mean bone in their body, you know what I mean? What is he, the superhuman god? He doesn't have a mean bone. He is a god. Oh, by the way.


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[Assistant] This place of high honor in your life where disappointment means anything to you. Like he's not your fucking mom or grandma.


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[Assistant] Dude, someone made such a good insightful comment about the Seth situation. They said, of course, of course Seth never...


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[Assistant] Got the clout, just like this guy Jonah and Big Nick is because people only get as much clout as David wants them to because he portrays Seth and Jonah


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[Assistant] And uhm, and Big Nick as the punching bags, as the jokes. And of course they're not going to be respected by the fanbase. So of course they're never going to get their own fans because people who do follow them probably don't respect them to begin with because they're coming from David. So it's like, I thought that was such a good, insightful call.


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[Assistant] What? That's so crazy. So I totally get when Seth was like, I don't want people, or Big Nick said, I don't want people harassing me on the street for being short. Like that's just not the life I want to live.


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[Assistant] Here, you wanna see what PewDiePie said? I thought it was really good. Are people talking about this? Seems hella shady.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's a gamer. That was his whole legacy is that he was a gamer.


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[Assistant] He originally was a gamer and then he started diversifying his content.


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[Assistant] It's, it's kind of old, it's not really the end game right now. But we're not gonna-


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, you said you want to play Fortnite, I was just saying people don't play Fortnite anymore.


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[Assistant] Dan says don't give it to him. He's probably right, don't give it to him.


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[Assistant] That tweet was so mean-spirited. Because there was no, there was just no reason for it.


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[Assistant] Whatever. Dave Porkboy's a fucking idiot. That guy's such a tool.


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[Assistant] So here is another interesting insight. Cody Ko is doing a podcast with these guys, Josh and Lucas. I don't know who they are, but they were talking about the Seth pranks when it happened a few years ago and these kids were so insightful and they called it out.


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[Assistant] I'm like what's this, but I don't think so. Anyway, just to give, this is uhm, Josh and Lucas Ovell. I don't know who they are, but. But they're like,


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[Assistant] Right, semen's expensive, not glue. We had this debate before. The horse semen.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm wondering what is their next step gonna be, are they just gonna ignore, keep ignoring?


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[Assistant] Because I was wondering if Scotty was gonna erase the video and like because I feel like Scotty's getting so much shit now that I know what that feels like and it's just horrible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, yeah, James Charles is acting like nothing. He just posted a video and that dude just literally just got outed for being a literal child predator.


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[Assistant] Literal Child Predator, like, this guy should be in jail and he's still posting videos like nothing and the overwhelming reaction to the videos is like, uh, all good. No problem here. It just reminds me of the Woody Allen shit that I'm watching.


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[Assistant] I hate that, listen, I say that and I don't mean to say that because I don't want to make it sound like female victims are, have it easier or something like, they all, female victims go through the same exact thing as male victims, all this stuff, all this character assassination, all these fallacies we talked about, victim shaming, victim blaming and stuff like, the same stuff they're doing to Seth but, I don't even want to keep harping on that because I feel bad.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure that this is the point we're trying to make.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, alright, alright, come on. It's not personal.


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[Assistant] Watch this video. So, I don't know if you- David!


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[Assistant] I didn't expect we'd talk about this so much. I don't care about it, but whatever. Um, Corinna, the girl, she I guess replaced you as like the...


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[Assistant] I'm getting nexium vibes from David, because... What's nexium? It's this cult, David, or Kevin...


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[Assistant] What was his name? Anyway, he was a cult. HBO did a whole documentary about it, it was really interesting. He would brand his initials on people.


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[Assistant] So I'm getting, so watch this clip of, Corinna comes to him a long time ago and says, I need a couple hundred bucks. She was a waiter at the time. And David says, I'll give you a couple hundred bucks only if you tattoo David's vlogs on your fucking finger where it's visible forever.


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[Assistant] Well Seth said the same thing. He's like, I want you to take those videos down. And he says, okay, how much to pay you? And then Seth said, that's when I knew they weren't my friends.


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[Assistant] Cause he just wanted to take the videos down, he wanted to pay him instead of respecting the fact that those clips made him uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] One other thing I wanted to talk to you about, before we move on, actually two more things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did, I did. Two more things I want to talk to you about before we get to the trivia.


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[Assistant] Look, they deserve love, everybody deserves love. I think so.


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[Assistant] There's plenty of critics, valid criticism, like, I'm not saying don't ever talk to them, but I'm just saying, maybe...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just felt like it was a little bit... I feel like it just...


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[Assistant] No, I'm just concerned about you, like that, like, I just don't want you going on and on about them.


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[Assistant] That's a cancellation. Death. That's the ultimate cancellation. Anyway, that's that.


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[Assistant] Cause I said, that's that. And you said, that isn't that. And then you said, nevermind. So that is that. Capiche?


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[Assistant] Hey, listen, listen. If they walked past me on the street, I'd spit on all of them. And the way that I look.


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[Assistant] If you fucking spit on me, I will freak out.


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[Assistant] I don't, regardless of COVID, I don't want you spitting on me. Okay.


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[Assistant] This is not the situation where spitting on someone would be appropriate, okay? Talk to Moses about that. Thank you. Peace.


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[Assistant] Okay, there's one other thing. Someone put together a compilation of you saying,


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[Assistant] I just, I just don't think that you, that, it just looked like you, I just didn't think it was necessary, that's all.


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[Assistant] Can I get a gizz- Glizzy please? I'm like at an auction, like a boza- I'm at a white trash auction. Glizzy?


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[Assistant] No, just as it is. I'll take it as it is. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Keep going. Go off, sis.


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[Assistant] Yes he is. Well, I don't think he's like, he, that's his background, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I am so unafraid of a lawsuit. And trust me, unlike the last guy who went into a lawsuit, I know your ass has the money to pay for my legal fees, so trust my ass that when I beat you for a fucking bullshit defamation lawsuit, I will be coming back for fees, bitch. Sue me.


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[Assistant] I hope if anyone does suing, it's Seth suing David. And Jason.


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[Assistant] I'll be, people think that, people are like debating if they can, I'm not saying that he could be held criminally liable, but I am saying that Seth has a very strong case for a lawsuit of civil damages against-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like an easy fucking slam dunk after that podcast clip. Anyway, you wanna do Judas Trivia?


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[Assistant] I- I- I actually, I did kind of feel like she looks thinner. I don't know if it's- I don't know if it's the-


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[Assistant] Yeah, Kito's dumb, but this week I'm back on the weight loss.


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[Assistant] I feel like I can't talk about it because people get so invested in it, and then they go, aww, he didn't do it, they get so sad for me, and then people go, I even saw one comment where he's like, Ethan is so fucking badass, he has no willpower, he can't even lose weight, I was like, well, I feel the same way, you know what I mean? That's how I feel, dude, trust me.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's fine, and I hate them. Here, I'm gonna eat a glizzy. You can't block my name, that's, that's, that's outrageous.


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[Assistant] It's such a ridiculous diet. Can we play the trivia please? Why am I sitting here?


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna take a guess, cause I'm not really, I'm not really good with the biblical shit.


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[Assistant] Nooo, the Jews were slaved in Egypt, it's the whole story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the bible is such a uplifting, heartwarming story. God goes, you have to sacrifice your firstborn son to me and kill him viciously. And he's like, alright God, whatever I gotta do. And God's like, boom, test you bitch!


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[Assistant] Yeah, god don't play. God don't fucking play again.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. God, you could say God. His real name is Yahweh, which you're not supposed to say.


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[Assistant] The one and only Moses! Moses is the correct answer. Moses! We know him, we love him folks! The king, well he wasn't the king, but he was the greatest prophet who never made it to the promised land because God scorned him after everything he did for him. Moses!


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[Assistant] I think he's kidding. Well, pharaohs don't exist anymore.


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[Assistant] They don't honor, they don't really honor Jews in Dubai, I don't think.