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[Assistant] Why would Frank Sinatra sign the pennant? Any idea? The little research that I did shows that Sinatra attended all three games in October 1977. Someone probably went and got a pennant and asked him to sign it.


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[Assistant] So how did you come across it? Several of these banners came up at this auction and I bought them. It's kind of strange that he actually signed


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[Assistant] So what are you looking to get out of it? The research I did says it should be worth retail about $1,500. I'm looking for $750. $750?


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[Assistant] I don't have any problems with having a professional look at it.


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[Assistant] My fingers are crossed that this is good news and that this is really his signature and we can make a deal today.


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[Assistant] My research is a little different. Online, Frank Sinatra's signature just plain is $1200 asking price. And I'd like to negotiate with you. $700, I think that would be a fair price.


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[Assistant] For example, against Leipzig, Dortmund lined up in a 4-3-3 formation. After Erling Haaland made it 2-0, Borussia switched to 5-4-1, upping the number of players in midfield.


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[Assistant] This new Bundesliga match fact makes it possible to display the average actual positions for any desired timeframe in order to identify specific trends that are due to major events such as a goal, a red card or a substitution, both with and without the ball.


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[Assistant] What effect can the substitution of a certain player have on the course of a match? And which teams are most dangerous from set pieces? Skill in Set Piece Threat, the new Bundesliga match fact powered by AWS.


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[Assistant] The new Bundesliga matchback skill focuses on the individual class of Bundesliga players. Skill shows off the star's outstanding quality and is divided into four components.


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[Assistant] A sprinter naturally stands out because of his high maximum speed.


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[Assistant] That's why he's sought out with deep passes, just like Leverkusen's Jeremy Frimpong here.


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[Assistant] With a top speed of 36.07kmh, he's one of the fastest players in the league. But the sprinter doesn't just have a very high maximum speed. He's also able to unleash it on a regular basis.


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[Assistant] Take Gerrit Holdman for example. No broken player makes as many sprints per game as he does.


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[Assistant] The hallmark of a finisher is not simply goals in abundance.


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[Assistant] He also impresses with a high degree of finishing efficiency, like Augsburg's Michel Gregorich. If he gets the ball in the danger zone, watch out. Gregorich!


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[Assistant] An important skill when a team's not in possession, the ball winner.


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[Assistant] He has the ability to recover the ball. He intercepts the opposition's passes and stands out with strong tackling skills. Leipzig's Jusko Guardiola is exemplary at this. A ball winner not only stops opponents' attacks, but also enables his team to start a counterattack.


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[Assistant] The prime example of an initiator is Bayern's Thomas Müller.


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[Assistant] It's another assist for Thomas Müller. It's all about launching your tags. It's also a speciality of Leverkusen starlet Florian Witz.


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[Assistant] So for an initiator, the decisive factor is not just the number of assists, but also the so-called second assist. That's the penultimate pass, which ultimately leads to a goal, as we see with Jude Bellingham here.


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[Assistant] The initiator is capable of completing risky passes, is creative, and manages to conjure up a goal threat in mere seconds.


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[Assistant] The new Bundesliga matchback powered by AWS is tailor-made for identifying the most important players in different areas of the game. A player can always be highlighted if he is in the top 10 of the respective category.


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[Assistant] Thanks to the new Bundesliga match fact set-piece thread, it is now possible to rank a team's performance from set-pieces compared to the league average.


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[Assistant] The goal threat is calculated by a combination of the quality of the chance a score is put in, displayed by the goal probability and the real result of the set piece. The calculation goes beyond distinguishing between goal and no goal, it also evaluates the quality of the shot, even if it doesn't go in.


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[Assistant] Take Hoffenheim. Even though the Zinzheim club scored less goals after corners than Eintracht Frankfurt until matchday 23, they still rank higher in corner threat than the Eagles, as they were able to generate a higher accumulated XG value and more dangerous shots.


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[Assistant] This means in assessing a set piece, a goal is of course increasing the value, but is not absolutely necessary.


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[Assistant] However, when the ball's by the corner flag, there's tension in the air. That's because they're the second best team in the league in terms of corner threat, performing 48% better on average than the rest of the league.


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[Assistant] Little series, Yankees, Dodgers. Reggie Jackson hit the three home runs. Was out the game. This is the bleacher seat, the right field bleacher seat. A seat. A seat.


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[Assistant] But until now, it's been difficult to tell who's the fastest at slowing down.


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[Assistant] Who's getting closest to the GeForce Edge? And who really is the latest of the late breakers?


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[Assistant] Programming note, those shirts will be available for sale starting tomorrow at benchwarmerbrew.com. All proceeds going to the Alzheimer's Association.


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[Assistant] Good. Excited for tomorrow to launch those stupid monstrosities. They are glorious.


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[Assistant] Last but not least. Adam has to live stream his dates.


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[Assistant] I don't know, like, there's been almost nothing leaked about the broncas, which...


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[Assistant] Either means nobody cares enough to leak anything, or, uh...


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[Assistant] Their in-house staff is just very, very tight. Uhm, I think it's, the only thing I saw was, like if somebody narrowed it down to five teams they could play week one, uhm,


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[Assistant] Five or six, but I'm kinda hoping for Chargers week one, just cause that would be kinda fun. They ended the season against the Chargers.


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[Assistant] Beat them. Russ played pretty well against them, so I'm hoping to maybe just ride that momentum.


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[Assistant] But we're gonna find out right away. We're gonna find out right away whether or not, uh, you know, they still got it.


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[Assistant] You're goffins. Nobody's stopping the goffins. Okay.


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[Assistant] I cannot believe, I cannot believe that any God exists if he would allow the Raiders and Chiefs to play on Christmas.


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[Assistant] This is evidence that there is no, there is no higher power.


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[Assistant] No, they have to do the games inside the pyramids though.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not watching, unless that shit is in Egypt and it's inside the Great Pyramid.


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[Assistant] You're taking the over, I'm taking the under, okay?


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[Assistant] That's a great point, Tom. Go ahead, Brandon. I had a question. I just have a question for everyone.


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[Assistant] I know we're in a little bit different position here because we got to talk about this stuff. Uhm, but do any of you actually care about the schedule release?


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[Assistant] Yeah, to me it's like a crazy, and I get it's popular, and I get why people like it, and I should, like I should be focusing my efforts to make a video about it, but I just, like I can't. Can't. See, here's the thing. Punches me in the gut.


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[Assistant] I've been watching, I've watched pretty much every Nuggets playoff game, or most of them. It's hard because it's Karmie's bedtime, so it gets a little wild. And I always seem to miss the best streaks the Nuggets have during games.


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[Assistant] And you really get to focus on the worst parts of, of all the games, but, uh, yeaah. We're excited about the nuggets, especially after the avalanche, uh, fell.


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[Assistant] So did you happen to see Jokic run into give the push to the owner? Yeah, that was a flop. I think he should have punched him in the mouth. Honestly.


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[Assistant] That was fun. He flopped and then the next game, Jokic went over before the game and handed him the ball. They hugged it out.


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[Assistant] But we all know NBA officials will never let that happen. Man, the one thing NBA playoffs has helped me with?


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[Assistant] Here's another thing I don't care about. Jersey numbers. We'll never, can never, do not care about Jersey numbers.


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[Assistant] You know what is nice about the schedule release now is.


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[Assistant] It would be cool if like the NFL like embraced creators doing cool stuff with their content too.


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[Assistant] I like that. Only away games for the Super Bowl winner.


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[Assistant] The Broncos and Panthers, uh, yeaah, they did that. They ran it back.


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[Assistant] I have a 1962 American League All-Star team signed baseball. Hey Rick, who's on first? I'm not gonna play that.


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[Assistant] I bought it from the lady whose husband got originally signed at the game.


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[Assistant] You have Roger Maris on the underside here. This is the year after he broke the home run record.


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[Assistant] Here's a two-time AL MVP. This is the entire roster? All 30.


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[Assistant] I know the Marist single sign balls go for about $2,000, so I figure right around there would be a good price range to start at.


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[Assistant] I'm a little worried about the expert. If this ball turns out to be fake, I'm going to be upset I got taken by a little old lady in Kansas.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, as a collector, I think the Marist makes the ball. But, how about five fifty?


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[Assistant] Alright, Scooter. Let's bring him in. Let's go. Center stage. Let's bring him in. Hi.


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[Assistant] Da-da-da-da! I saw a-a man.


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[Assistant] I almost went up and talked to him, but then I'm like, I don't want to talk to a stranger right now. But I was like...


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[Assistant] Well, in action, I've seen Tom. He's great around people. Like, I was in awe of Tom around people. Behind the scenes, not impressed at all, but around people.


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[Assistant] Oh, who's the, that linebacker?


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[Assistant] Hold on, I want to check Brian Johnson. Brian. Bryant. Bryant.


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[Assistant] There you go. He's got to have caught one, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know where it says like, sensitive content so people don't get spoiled for the grid? How do you do that? Oh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Do you get penalty minutes if you punch someone in the nuts in hockey? I want people to think I did that by myself. So yes, we do.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, what's our bet, Tom, for this year? What do I gotta watch if I lose?


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what's funny though? Cause you talked about the AI. I was just doing a video about


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[Assistant] Uh, Goodell, blackmail, whole Washington thing. And I asked chat, chat gbt to create me a PowerPoint blackmail presentation.


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[Assistant] And, uh, if you put that in, it says, I will not make, uh, blackmail as a felony or something. It's like, it gives you this whole like ethical sort of thing. And I kind of missed the joke, uh, cause I put it in the episode later, but it's like chat GP T more ethical than.


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[Assistant] The people running the football teams that we, we love so much.


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[Assistant] So don't even try to use it for bad things, or if you do, you gotta be very coy about it, so.


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[Assistant] Where's our clickbait house? We had one job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we actually did two meats last night, you know, you got your ground beef, Mexican ground beef, and then I did a green chili shredded chicken mix that is pretty, pretty good.


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson is going to the Steelers and we all know it's true. And honestly,


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[Assistant] I, I really hope this, this happens Tree, so we can do an epi- episode where I bequeath Russell Wilson to you.


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[Assistant] Uh, in my last video, I said if Russ goes to the Steelers, that move alone will take Tree to a million subscribers. I don't know about that. It is gold, my friend. Is it days of our Steelers again? It is a gold mine.


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[Assistant] I think he could help your team. That's the weird spot with Russ. It's, I'm in a situation where I wish we wouldn't have pissed him off and the plan was just to pay him for the next two years while knowing we need to find his replacement.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Bubby was, was gr- I, I think- Who was your backup? Russell Wilson, because-


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[Assistant] It's like, he can still make all the throws. He lost weight and he was quicker last year. He's still just Russell Wilson. And this year his biggest battle I think was trying to play


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[Assistant] Limited offense with him, but if you have a-


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[Assistant] If you have a strong run game, which the Steelers showed that they might, like they, the Steelers could have a very good run game next season.


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[Assistant] He's gonna be fine, like if, if Denver had, uh, a top 10 run game, they would have made it to the playoffs.


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[Assistant] And that's not like wishful thinking or not trying to inflate who Russ is, but that was the thing that held us back. It's like our run game was okay, but it was never more than like three or four yards and we couldn't, we couldn't get the big plays. And I swear to God, based on my luck.


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[Assistant] He's gonna go somewhere, he's gonna play for cheap, and he's gonna look good again. Just so Broncos fans are even in a deeper level of hell. That's what I believe.


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[Assistant] Dude, french stove pie is delicious though.


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[Assistant] It seems like you're suggesting that the New York Giants should go to the sewer for Shadoor in 2025. Yes.


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[Assistant] Dude, it took Garrett Bowles forever, and it eventually worked out. I think we're a little impatient with offensive linemen, especially tackles.


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[Assistant] But I do respect that you want another lineman. That is a very boring, but, uh, mature thing to wish with. What are you guys at? Six or five? Six. So we have six overall. And to me, that's the thing is you could desire at pick six. I want to be alt right. But it's probably, probably what you need the most.


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[Assistant] Is Tommy DeVito quarterback 2 heading into the season?


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[Assistant] Tom, did you talk to his agent in Vegas or did, was that just barge?


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[Assistant] Anytime something goes wrong in my life from now on, I'm just gonna be like, it was AI. Yeah. You didn't pay your taxes. AI man. What can you say?


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[Assistant] Are the kids putting this in their drinks to get drunk now? Is that what this is for?


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[Assistant] Did you, did you try any of those, uh, games, the, the football games that Benkert was doing?


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[Assistant] Do they have Cocomelon? They have Cocomelon?


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[Assistant] Morgan Soft! Yea, I wanted to do that throwing game.


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[Assistant] To show Kurt Benkert how much better I am at throwing a football than he is.


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[Assistant] I watched him throw a few balls and sure they were accurate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would never be allowed to attend a single NFL game event. I wouldn't be able to talk about the NFL ever again.


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[Assistant] Wasn't just that they were dropped, he was like, he was exonerated. So I think that's important because he was accused of, you know, sexual assault. Yeah, it's a horrible story. And I think there's, there's,


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[Assistant] They were able to piece together video evidence, um, that wasn't even there.


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[Assistant] Williams, could happen. Closest thing to Mahomes we've had in the draft for a while, some think.


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[Assistant] So you find it like Browns fans are harder to deal with than- It's the local proximity. Browns Steelers was always a-


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[Assistant] All I, like, I see, like, Chiefs fans and Bengals fans go at it a lot. Like, Chiefs and Bengals fans hate each other. Bills and Chiefs hate each other. Bills and Bengals fans kinda hate each other, but I think less so than they hate the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] So I'm surprised it's like not the Bengals because, you know, they can be good at- What about Ravens fans?


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[Assistant] Although I feel like peak hate between bangles and steelers was the perfect era and AB era. Like that stuff was pretty intense.


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[Assistant] Gonna have to be a little more specific than that one, Jay!


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[Assistant] You guys just play clips of guys getting concussions and I'll respond by saying, shake it off. Shake it off.


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[Assistant] This is, this is, this is where football fans are really gonna pay. And,


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[Assistant] Her relationship with Travis Kelsey has taken Travis Kelsey's celebrity to a level.


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[Assistant] Now, he's got agents meeting for his Hollywood career as an actor post Super Bowl, maybe while he's still playing. We're gonna be watching Travis Kelce in movies, okay? And I don't think we're gonna like it, but we're gonna take it. We're gonna take it.


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[Assistant] I know! I was right with the podcast! I had just accepted that like, oh, Jason Kelsey is awesome, Travis Kelsey, they have a good, uh, uh, uh, chemistry, I like it, and now, I'm gonna have to go back to hating Travis Kelsey.


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[Assistant] I just uploaded a video about uhm,


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[Assistant] The major flaw for every top 2024 QB draft prospect. There's just about all the big quarterbacks in the draft. Hopefully one of them will play for Maya.


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[Assistant] Ah, oh wow. It's a treasure chest?


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[Assistant] Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, you better learn some Taylor Swift songs, baby.


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[Assistant] The Broncos nominee, uh, Kerry Green, I interviewed him and his son at the game in, uh,


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[Assistant] They showed up to the game in these, uh, mile high monster costumes they created and Kerry passed away this year. So, uh, a cool nod to like him and his son and them, you know, showing up to like every Broncos game. I forget for how long, uh, but I just went and I voted for Tom today and that's where I finally saw who the Broncos nominated. And I was like, oh, that's a really, that's really cool.


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[Assistant] And uh, it's cool to just see like everybody that they highlighted. Uhm, yeaah. But obviously we gotta, we gotta make sure Tom wins it.


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[Assistant] It's unfortunate. It reminded me of when the Broncos lost to the Seahawks last year to start the season off.


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[Assistant] A game that they fumbled twice at the red zone, like at the goal line, uh, one on third down, one on fourth down, and it's just like,


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[Assistant] This much more and we win that game. Easily. I forgot I-I-I do moral victories in my winners and losers. I-I-I just forgot I do that.


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[Assistant] I would have given it to the Cowboys this week because I thought they had a good moral victory. I agree with that. You know?


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[Assistant] Good moral victory. And I actually I wanted your opinion on this scooter. Cause I put him in the power rankings this week.


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[Assistant] And I was like, Dax playing well, uhm, defense pretty good, opportunistic.


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[Assistant] Like what is, what is the thing that's, that's missing that's holding him back a little bit? And I think it's your run game. I think it's.


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[Assistant] It's like an effective run game, but Tony Pollard, I thought was going to be like a top five, you know, back this season. Yeah, he's been disappointed. I think like if, if he's the version of him we saw last season and they're getting those big plays from him, specifically like short passing game stuff, I feel like that's the thing that could put Dallas over the hump. Is that fair? Or am I just kind of? No, that is.


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[Assistant] How many people tagged you in this, this week? I just wanna know.


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[Assistant] You do it for two reasons. One, you see, you see what kind of chemistry Kyler Murray has with the new coaching staff they have there. And if Kyler Murray looks good, and we've seen Kyler Murray look really, really good.


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[Assistant] So, they could have a ton of picks. They could have a ton of picks to build for as long as they want around Kyler. Or...


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[Assistant] Kyler's plays good, but they keep losing because their defense.


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[Assistant] Then they have some, some leverage to trade him. They can increase his value if he plays well and they still lose. Which, Josh Dobbs was kinda doing for them. So, uh, yeaah, I think, I think you play him.


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[Assistant] Who do the Cardinals play this weekend? The Cardinals play the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Well, it's Kyler's first game back. That's what's really, that makes this tough. Cause I would say after last week, Arizona, they got beat so bad by the Browns.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, I know! I know Toon was bad, but...


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[Assistant] The, here, oh, they were, they were, we need to research this because the, the stat I dug up for power rankings or why the fuck, whatever video I did, uh, is


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[Assistant] So Arizona had 58 yards of offense in that game, okay? 58 yards of offense against the Browns. When the Broncos started Kendall Hinton, a wide receiver on 24 hours of notice,


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[Assistant] Against a very good Saints defense, they got 118 yards of offense. So Clayton Toon, who is a trained QB, uh.


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[Assistant] They managed 58 yards offense. Um, so it was, yes, it was bad. Yes. You know, backup quarterback thrown into a bad situation playing against the Browns, but it's, it's in those, Oh God, it's probably one of the worst offensive performances in several years type category.


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[Assistant] There's a picture of him actually in outer space too, which is cool. Not a lot of people know that he went there.


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[Assistant] Was the other Good Morning America with you, Scooter? Did he host that day? No, he wasn't. Here's him at a news desk.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Fourth quarter, each team kicks five field goals. 15-15 tie overtime.


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[Assistant] Uhm, like I told Tom yesterday, on my podcast, it's one of the best wins we've had. It is the best win since Super Bowl 50, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Could go back 20 years, say it's a top three win ever against the Chiefs after that stupid, stupid drought. Here's the thing. A lot of people, including people here in Denver, smart people, don't think the Broncos are going to win this game.


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[Assistant] And it's not so much a knock on the Broncos, it's more of the Bills are in a desperate situation. They're backed into a corner and we know they got the talent.


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[Assistant] It just for whatever reason doesn't come together every week. In some weeks it does. And a lot of people think it's going to happen against Denver. Not me.


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[Assistant] Not me. Not for a single second. I think this is the game. We already turned the season around by beating the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] This is the game where afterwards everyone is going to say, oh shit, the Broncos pretty good football team. We're heading into this game with just two guys on the injury report and they both practiced in full right now. So our bye week came at a nice time. This is the healthiest team we have fielded all year. Our defense, um,


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[Assistant] Over the last three weeks, okay? You do the last three weeks.


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[Assistant] They've allowed touchdowns on just 10% of, uh, the drives.


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[Assistant] Best in the NFL at not allowing touchdowns.


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[Assistant] Cause Russell Wilson can win us this game. He can play just well enough to keep it close and we win it, but not because of Russ and we could definitely lose the game because of Russ. Just don't know. Don't know. Yes, Adam.


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[Assistant] How many of your guys' teams are on two-game win streaks? That's what I wanna know. Haha, me and Tree! Me and Tree!


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[Assistant] I think we're overlooking, uh, the, uh, Dante Foreman revenge game. And he's really good too. He did well against the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Bears are gonna win because of Foreman. He's gonna have 150 yards, two touchdowns, and that will be the reason Chicago wins the game.


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[Assistant] He, he killed it for Carolina. Like he, he made the, the loss of McCaffrey sting less. And then they're like, yeah, see you later.


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[Assistant] I got a one hundred and sixty dollars. Ooh, not bad.


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[Assistant] He has to wear a tear away suit at his acceptance speech.


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[Assistant] I got a CJ Stroud video coming tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Look at that fancy couch. It's no longer a lame bachelor pad.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, Cameron Heywood's on IR, Deontay Johnson is gonna be out for a few weeks, and Trent Williams pretty much said they were begging our offense to do something.


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[Assistant] So, yeaah, uh, Matt Canada's not getting fired, I, uh,


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[Assistant] The only thing that cheered me up is that this guy's team did worse than mine.


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[Assistant] But with Judy, I will say this, uh, quick question. Uh, what are the odds of them getting 17 points or more in this next week?


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[Assistant] Can I not? That was, uh, that was embarrassing.


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[Assistant] I want to personally apologize for deluding myself into thinking that they had a legitimate chance of winning this game. I apologize about any chance of the 49ers, you know, being stymied in any way offensively or defensively by the Steelers and


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was an everything problem. Uhm, the running game was non-existent. Kenny Pickett was playing like shit. And they say it's concussion. I don't know how true that is though. Wide receiver wise, George Pickens was kind of getting lazy on routes, pulling a chase play, pull offensive line, got exposed multiple times. Defense, where was the defense? Can't pay words out for.


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[Assistant] Probably the middle of the season, which destroys our interior defensive line. And...


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[Assistant] Defense and offense honestly to a tee. Just perfect coverage, perfect play. Brock Purdy just sliced up that zone D all game long. So it was between a true contender and a pretender. That's what I felt it was.


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[Assistant] Well, if they don't bounce back, it's gonna be a long year, and Mike Tomlin's, uh, much ballyhooed, uh, season streak of over 500 might be in jeopardy. But, uh,


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[Assistant] This has to be a bounce back game. I mean, you're gonna be without Deontay Johnson, like the one play he did alright, and you get any momentum, clutches his hamstring out for a couple weeks minimum, and then Cam Hayward comes out, doesn't play. You can't...


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[Assistant] About our friend Kiderius Tony talking smack about the New York Giants. Giants fans went after Kiderius Tony.


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[Assistant] In a very big way. And it made a lot of sense because Guderius Tony was talking a lot of smack.


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[Assistant] It's not just that, he was


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[Assistant] The rivalry between the giants and...


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[Assistant] Everyone says that he deleted his Twitter account after the game. He had deleted that a couple months before. So Pat McAfee says that they had deleted that before. But what happened is that a certain guy named


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[Assistant] Canary's tone, he's going after Pat McAfee now. He'd be talking like he really knows. You just another goofy chill.


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[Assistant] Yes, Kaderius Tony is turning into Antonio Brown, and now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drop this like Kaderius Tony did four catches last night.


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[Assistant] 35%. I mean, here's the thing. They still won the game that's their offense sputter because New England's defense played a freaking hell game. That's what happened.


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[Assistant] He was bad. He had issues, but at the same time, I mean, he had people on his face. The entire right side of his O-line was a mess.


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[Assistant] Was that Rashad Penny driving by? Just question.


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[Assistant] Battle of the trenches. Vikings O-line is injured to heck, and they just got destroyed. That's why Cousins pretty much had to rush a bunch of throws, especially in the first half. Eagles defensive line looks beastly, even without N'Kobe Dean in the front seven. I mean, Jalen Carter is just going to wreck their backup center all game long.


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[Assistant] Not to mention Fletcher, Fletcher Cox, they still have to and Jordan Davis. So it's going to be a nightmare on the interior. So you're going to have to pretty much get relegated to running the outside and rolling rollouts and then.


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[Assistant] should pretty much dominat of the Vikings defensive l So I think the Eagles win


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[Assistant] I think he's like a limited practice, so there's a chance he could play, I'm not sure if he can. He's questionable. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this song was terrible. Let's make sure I never do this again, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had heard that. I mean, apparently like he's doing okay, like he didn't have to go to the hospital or anything like that, but I mean,


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[Assistant] Oh no, I got work to do too, but you gotta sleep, man.


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[Assistant] I saw you post a video about Russell Wilson coming to the Broncos and you said you had a football boner, but then the season started and I found you with your head in the toilet. Your hair was the same color as the toilet water. Disgusting.


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[Assistant] You have to, we are people that love you, except for Tom. We are people that love you. I super love you.


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[Assistant] Okay, and that care about you, and, and we see that, thank you Trav, by the way.


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[Assistant] And we see what this, are you watching highlights, Brandon, during your intervention? It's not from the Broncos game.


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[Assistant] Now he's muted. Can't talk. Here, someone unmute him.


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[Assistant] I feel much better about my team. We beat the team that beat you.


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[Assistant] Okay, like we came back on the team that, uh, put your team away.


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[Assistant] Okay, I would like to respond, uh, Brandon, yes, you can talk.


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[Assistant] Yes, I just want to say one thing. Uhm, if you cannot score in the red zone, that's not an excuse, right? If you move the ball between the... Wow, Trav, you're killing me. Uhm, if you move the ball between the 20s and you don't score, that's a deficiency. It doesn't matter when it happens. It doesn't matter when it happens on your own 20 or in the red zone. You suck. You suck. Okay? And uhm, that's a problem.


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[Assistant] You know, the Giants at least scored 10 points, which was 10 more than they did against the Cowboys. Uhm, and the Niners have a good defense. There was, but there was never any time where the Giants were actually in the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, come on. It was like a damn breaking. Eventually it folded.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I just kinda knew. When we talked to EJ last week, who was our guest panelist, EJ Snyder, he really kinda broke down that what the Giants tactics would be.


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[Assistant] We're not gonna work against the Niners, and he was absolutely right, and uhm.


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[Assistant] Yes, come second half, they couldn't really move the ball and it was, uh, it was frightening, but we got, we got Seattle on Monday night. Maybe we can bury that football and start all over again.


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[Assistant] The Giants are still banged up, so we'll see. But at least now with the Thursday game, they actually have 10 days in between games, so they might cover.


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[Assistant] That might be a good cover for anyone that wants to take that action. Something the Broncos couldn't do yesterday.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, one and three is not a good look, obviously, but if we can get square to two and two, yeah, then you start thinking playoffs again, but one and three, I mean, the odds probably go down really, really low.


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[Assistant] To make the season. I know who's not gonna make the playoffs this year.


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[Assistant] Dude, McCaffrey looks like vintage McCaffrey. He looks like a monster, like second year McCaffrey out there. He's juking people, like he's doing all his stuff, like he is, he is, uhm, he's scary to watch.


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[Assistant] My favorite thing about the game was that the 70 points were scored with 8 minutes left in the game. There were still half a quarter to go in the fourth quarter.


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[Assistant] Patrick Surtan getting burnt by Robbie Chosen, a guy who was, what, cut mid-year or, uh, or just, I think the Panthers just got rid of him. Panthers traded him for like a f-


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[Assistant] Anyways, I'm getting distracted by the glory of this. No, it just seemed like they were trying to claw back and, and I don't think Russ wanted to come out. He wanted to try to correct it.


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[Assistant] How many points did the Broncos give up to the commanders, a team not known for their offense?


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[Assistant] That looks worth the $700. Oh my, is it like leather? What does it smell like? Put it on.


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[Assistant] It might be against the Chiefs. It might be one of those weird games where they just come out and play and they just, you know, cause the script writers are like, look, we can't, we can't keep giving these, these easy wins to the Chiefs. So let's, uh, let's surprise them somehow.


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[Assistant] Who is the dumb, who is the dumber play caller? Josh McDaniels or dumber decision maker? Josh McDaniels or Brandon Staley?


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[Assistant] Two out of the four, like, obviously Peyton is confident as a, I mean, he's won a Superbowl, but McDaniels and Staley, who is worse between those two, especially in crucial decision making?


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[Assistant] And they get the same results, which is wrong. Big fat X's. Like, I don't...


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[Assistant] No, I was just gonna say Russ Wilson's contract extension doesn't even go into place until next year. Like, so this was the year that you would have enough


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[Assistant] Wiggle room to actually add parts and win games next year.


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[Assistant] Your salary cap is getting eaten up by Russell Wilson. You were thinking you would have position players and studs in there, but no, they're like now it's the quarterback fallacy of when you have to pay a quarterback, you're going to lose parts everywhere else. And that's why you're going to, I, I could see the Broncos being massive dumpers.


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[Assistant] Screenshot it, it's up to his chest like his, like how he wears his trousers.


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[Assistant] I think Brandon would have been a good, would have been a stripper in another life. Honestly, he does it for free.


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[Assistant] I think if, I think if Carr doesn't get hurt, they win that game. So, James.


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[Assistant] A veteran like Carr would have been able to get up to the line and make smarter decisions. Who's Jamis Winston?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they had four drives in the fourth quarter, totaling 17 total plays. Like, they were awful.


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[Assistant] We had a 17 point fourth quarter lead. The Packers didn't even score until 11 minutes left in the game. Like you've gotta make that work. You've gotta hold that lead.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just bought, I just bought the Lions, uh, minus 2.5. Uh, if y'all want to ride with me, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Which I probably just jinxed him, so Packers win by seven. Sorry. I can't have nice things.


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[Assistant] Oh, he ain't trying to fucking ruin it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so let me look this up. David Cross. Oh, you ever see Arrested Development?


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[Assistant] Okay, so someone's gonna paint me blue and then I have to do this. Oh my god. Okay, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Fine, I'll do the Blue Man group, and I guess I have to do this, this, uhm, skit. Do I have to make it a movie or do I have to do it live?


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[Assistant] Okay, I will watch this clip and then I will recreate it. Uh, fair enough.


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[Assistant] Uh, I have the- oh, go ahead. Nevermind.


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[Assistant] No, I have the largest deadcap hits in NFL history.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I just think about life. I think about my place in the world. And then it just hits me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well. So, who's gonna tell em guys?


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[Assistant] We're still chasing our divine Diablo too, you know?


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[Assistant] Alright, fine, screw it. They got Caleb Williams, we know they're getting Caleb Williams.


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[Assistant] It has been done. Now, number pick two! This is where it starts to get interesting already, because...


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll give him Jaden Daniels. I agree. I think it's- I think there's just that window, that ceiling window Tom was saying, like there's that-


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[Assistant] Oh, he could be just that much better based on his athletic skill set than everybody. So it feels like Jayden.


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[Assistant] Now we got the Patriots. I love that sound. Wasteland. The current wasteland of nothingness.


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[Assistant] Isn't that Drake May too though? Aren't they both the same vanilla guy?


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll give him Drake May. Alright, so we're closing?


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[Assistant] So, this, this first three, this is pretty much how we've assumed the top of the draft is gonna go for a while now.


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[Assistant] With the obvious Drake, Mae, Jayden, Daniels, you could flip-flop either way. It's just kind of the team's preference.


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[Assistant] Now we've got the Cardinals, an interesting team sitting at 4, apparently they're willing to deal out of 4 based on the need for 1 JJ McCarthy.


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[Assistant] Obviously they have a huge need for wide receiver. We've assumed for a while Marvin Harrison is the number one guy, but...


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[Assistant] Maybe he's not that much better than MalikNeighbors or Romodunze and, uh, Cardinals are fine moving back and taking one of those receivers.


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[Assistant] If they trade here, do you guys think they are going to trade here? Should we trade them out? If so, who the fuck should we, sorry Scooter, who the hell should we trade them with?


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[Assistant] I think just Adam, do they trade or do they take Harrison? What's your gut?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say trade. Trade. Tom, what do you think?


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[Assistant] Their vikings are gonna get Justin Herbert, the chargers get Justin Jefferson, the vikings move up to five, then they can draft- There we go.


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[Assistant] I just gained a first rounder for next year!


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[Assistant] A random middle-round guy and give it to the Raiders. I know it's a new regime. No, no, no, give them a...


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[Assistant] Play with former teammate Riley Moss, who they drafted last year. Alright.


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[Assistant] They gotta get a Micah Parsons replacement since he's not happy there, right?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give Arkansas some more money too!


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[Assistant] Love to love it, baby. Should we just give him a good corner here? Do the Cardinals a favor?


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[Assistant] I was just, I thought PFF was mad that our draft was so bad.


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[Assistant] I needed something to heal me and I was not going to be watching three and a half hours of Taylor Swift music.


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[Assistant] O.J. Simpson, and Sheerice, and Relsugs. Really good episode. Hello Twitter world.


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[Assistant] No, what's gonna happen is the first time Scooter is gonna, he's gonna record it and then Brandon's gonna edit it as a throwback to his day's editing porn.


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[Assistant] Honestly dude, go further than that. Don't get married on the star. Get married on the top of the scoreboard. And have the entire reception up there.


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[Assistant] They're not even marrying, they're just going to join forces, you know, like how certain like, uh, cells like form into one after a while. That's what Jeff Bezos and Neil Musko are going to do. They're just going to form together as one and create one giant super being. Yeah, like Godzilla. And then they just destroy Tokyo.


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[Assistant] The same Jokic that shut down AD. Dwight Prime, Dwight is not AD.


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[Assistant] That's a tough call because my heart says it should be nuggets in four or five. But at the end of the day, I feel that, uhm,


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[Assistant] That like the heat will somehow stubbornly get this series to seven. I gotta go now.


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[Assistant] Like who else is there besides Jimmy Butler? Like Tyler, Tyler Hero's out. He's coming back in the finals. But the rest of the guys are guys that nobody's really heard of in the mainstream until now.


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[Assistant] I'm guessing they'll probably put him in rotation, but they'll probably won't have him start. He'll probably play the role like Kyle Lowry or even Heywood Highsmiths like minutes that he had in the last few games.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, this is their first final in 47 years. Of course, they're going to get a chip on their shoulder. Most of these guys have never reached a championship. Even DeAndre Jordan, who had...


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[Assistant] And experienced incredible failure in both the Clippers and Brooklyn. This is his first shot at the title. So of course they're not going to see it as no chip on their shoulder. They want to want to rank.


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[Assistant] Let's put it this way, everyone that is in Canada, Minnesota, or the Northeast, especially Boston, are very salty about this. Because Vegas has only played for six years. This is their second final appearance. And Florida, they've made jokes about them moving to Quebec City and 500 fans show up or like...


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[Assistant] people that just bought, t


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[Assistant] And Sportsnet and Leafsnet, as we call them up in the hockey circle, they are losing their mind because there are no Canadian teams, there are no traditional markets per se.


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[Assistant] Panthers will win if Sergey Barovsky keeps playing at the level he is. He has been otherworldly.


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[Assistant] He didn't play for the final run. He was out with illness. Alex Lyon was the guy that took over the reins. There had been issues with goaltending for a number of years in Florida. He was supposed to fix it. And then suddenly, once he comes in, he turns back to his Vesna form in Columbus and just starts ripping people's hearts out. He is broken.


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[Assistant] The Panthers have broken three teams that have had legitimate concerns and


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean this was the year they kinda had to do it for all three. So uhm,


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[Assistant] Thanks to Sergey Bobrovsky, Boston has become the meme of memes. Toronto has broken itself and might blow up the core. And Carolina is trying to pretend they're not owned even though they got swept.


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[Assistant] Come on man, I could probably name their whole roster.


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[Assistant] Uh, Florida reeks of Team of Destiny, but knowing my life.


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[Assistant] For, it should be something for the baseball game this week.


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[Assistant] It is? No way. I'm probably the slowest guy on the team, so no. You could have a snail and it would outrun me to the base.


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[Assistant] I had no true friends. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last ever clickbait episode. I enjoy this because we're done after this. It's a wrap. So long.


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[Assistant] This is it. Joining me though for the last hurrah, and we're gonna get into that, so stay tuned. Joining me for the last hurrah, we have Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] The Packers fan to know. Tom, how's it going today? It's going well, thank you Scooter.


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[Assistant] Crucial. We've made it. Beside him. It is none other than Five Points Vids. Five! How we doing today?


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[Assistant] I, I feel, I do feel that. I do feel that. And underneath five points, we have your favorite


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[Assistant] Yinzer. He's known internationally. I don't know. Urinating Tree. How are you doing today?


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[Assistant] That is fair. Uhm, we aren't joking. This is literally the last show for Clickbait. Like I said, we're gonna get into that. But before we get into that, before we explain ourselves,


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[Assistant] As you can see, one of our members is not here. Let's bring on Brandon Perna, who is enacting one of his punishments, or completing, rather, one of his punishments today. Let's get Brandon Perna dialed up. There he is. Uh oh. Oh, that's definitely what he wanted to cook. And this is why this show is ending.


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[Assistant] Is that a, are those extra nipples or?


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[Assistant] Perna, welcome to the show though. Thank you for going all out for your punishment. How are we doing? How are the vibes today, Perna? Welcome.


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[Assistant] We are gonna get through this, and getting you through this- That's not how you wanna cook rice! We're done. We're definitely done.


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[Assistant] But I will be guiding us through this episode. I'll be your host for the last episode of Clickbait Sports. Scoot and Recruiter. We are going to start straight in the NFL news and then we're going to talk about the title of this show. But we begin first. Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] Whoever gets donated the most money gets punished, like this man right here. At the end, whoever has the most money is the loser, and they get punished. So, 5 is in the lead right now with $500, and uh, let's see how it plays out.


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[Assistant] Uh, instant reaction. Let's go to Tom first. Tom, you already made a video about this. Take a look at this trade. What happened? Who were the winners and losers in your mind?


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[Assistant] Same thing, instant reaction to the Elijah Moore trade. Did you want your team to do this? It was a second, like just right? What do you mean, the Jets?


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[Assistant] Uh, would you have wanted the Giants to trade for- The Giants need-


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[Assistant] And speaking of receivers, the Broncos, Jerry Judy is still on the trading board, so


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[Assistant] Perna, what did you think of this trade knowing that you might have a similar trade coming down the pipeline?


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[Assistant] We're gonna, we're gonna end your talk punishment 15 minutes into the show. No, no, no, no, no. Stay with it. So we could get some actual, but listen.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's fair. Now speaking of receivers.


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[Assistant] Uh, Elijah Moore was not the only receiver traded this week. Uh, another receiver


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[Assistant] Was traded to my team, America's team, the Dallas Cowboys. Let Jerry cook. Let's also get some instant reaction. Last week you said the Cowboys didn't get better or worse. They just stayed the same.


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[Assistant] Look, we're gonna get all into that. But before we get into that, tell me about Cooks. Does this change anything for the Cowboys receiving core? Will this make Dak's job easier? Talk to me, Tree.


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[Assistant] That got off your last year. Tom. He did. He was very off. Brandon Cooks to the Cowboys. What does he do? Good pick up? 5th and next year 6th?


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[Assistant] And Brandon Starr talked to us about the cook's trade. Like it, hate it. Where are we?


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[Assistant] That was good. We're going to stay with the Cowboys. We're going to get to exactly what urinating tree was insinuating. Uh, Ezekiel Elliott.


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[Assistant] Long time member of America's team, the Dallas Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what's real is Zeke has now put out his top three teams. I believe it is the Bengals.


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[Assistant] The Eagles, uh, unfortunately. Do we think Zeke lands with one of these teams?


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[Assistant] Any reaction to this Zeke news, the three teams being floated that he might go to?


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[Assistant] If Zeke signed with the Eagles, it would be complete mayhem. And there are actually some Eagles fans saying they want Zeke all of a sudden. All of a sudden he's not washed in garbage now. Interesting how that occurs. Brandon Starr, any words on Ezekiel Elliott?


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[Assistant] Okay, the last bit of NFL news unless someone here has something else to add. Tree, take us through this bizarre happening you were telling us about a certain quarterback. Break it down, Jimmy.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado, let us address the title of this video, which is... Goodbye, everyone.


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[Assistant] We had our first ever meeting in two years about this show, uh, Tuesday, and we decided


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[Assistant] We're going to change things up, change things up to make it better for us, change things up to make it better for you, more entertaining. So.


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[Assistant] I'll let Tom break down some of the changes we were thinking of, just so that I'm not talking, uh, this whole time.


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[Assistant] Sorry, had to. That's fair. That's fair. Tom, how are we changing this?


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[Assistant] But we're also shortening it, so basically think of it like this going forward. There will be three different modules of the show, three different sections of the show. The first section, the first 15 minutes of every show is this. We'll talk about sports.


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[Assistant] Uh, the most important sports, anything we want to talk about, get off our chest. That's for the first 15 minutes. Then we will move into the improv game hosted by Tom.


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[Assistant] There could be like something like a trivia where the winner of the trivia gets to spin a wheel and maybe that


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[Assistant] Subtracts money from their total.


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[Assistant] Five who just got donated $500, spins the wheel cause he won trivia, and now he only has $100 on his tab because he spun and he got $400. In the same way, the inverse can happen as well.


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[Assistant] So if you suck, maybe you have to spend, if you came in last place in trivia and all of a sudden 500 bucks gets added to your donation total for that episode.


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[Assistant] Instant punishment five and as well as see how long you can hold your breath till you do group so


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[Assistant] Basically, we realized that Tom gets punished the most out of all of us. And to mitigate that, we're gonna add things that allows Tom to potentially transfer his punishment to someone else.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, that's basically what we uh, what we talked about.


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[Assistant] More, put some more effort into things going forward. So any questions? Comments?


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[Assistant] What's that? That's why nobody watches. Oh yeah, we should have your dad on the show, Tom. 100%.


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[Assistant] What the heck? Okay, I made $12, so.


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[Assistant] Okay, we gotta come up with a punishment that


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[Assistant] It's perfect for a new show also. So this has to be valid. This has to be a legit.


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[Assistant] I not only like that idea.


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[Assistant] I would also like to request that it be made available for purchase, though. That is the only thing I would like to add. I believe CBS has some good deals like that. You can just...


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[Assistant] Hey, haters guy coming out tomorrow for a treat. Tom, what do we, what do we got?


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[Assistant] And I got, listen guys, we are recording back for the gaming channel again. Beyond the Lookout, scooter gaming will rise from the ashes yet again. Uh, be on the lookout for those videos and be on the lookout for the new and improved version of Clickbait next week. Unfortunately.


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[Assistant] Well, you don't have to share the moves, you can just list them out and just have the Tearmaker on.


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[Assistant] I'm going to say they stayed the same. They didn't make any big splashes. They didn't lose any big pieces. I mean, Tremaine Edwards kind of got toasted. Edmunds. Yeah, Edmunds is gone. He got paid. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, it'll be interesting with, uh, Demar Hamlin's robot body out there next year, what they do with that. But I think the build stayed the same.


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[Assistant] I don't know, we're gonna have to code five points at benchwarmerbrew.com for 15% off your total order.


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[Assistant] That sounds like a Belichick big brain move though.


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[Assistant] Aggressively mid sounds like an album.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're doing the- we're not gonna do the Broncos?


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[Assistant] And also, Watson was bad last year. He was awful. I mean, he had a couple flashes, some moments where he got his legs underneath him, but for the most part, he was not worth that.


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[Assistant] Y'all see this super chat about LL Cool J and Brad Paisley had a duet?


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[Assistant] And now, and now they're gonna draft at number two overall because Lovey Smith.


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[Assistant] Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? Yes, yes. Alright. Colts.


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[Assistant] A lot of people said they overpaid for Kirk last year, but he lived up to the contract. It did break the wide receiver market though. It did, but he personally played up to the value of his contract, if you ask me.


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[Assistant] Wasted potential, it's sad. Yeaah. He's still on the like...


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[Assistant] He still is eligible to come back, but they've never reacted. He must have done something really wrong. He had a huge drinking problem.


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[Assistant] So you need to do something then. You need to make Tom suffer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever Roseman is doing, or Rose, or Roseman? Howie Roseman. Roseman. Whatever he's doing to convince these players that they should stay together is working. Like, I thought it was going to be a bloodbath. At least I was happy when Darius Slay got cut. I was like, finally!


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[Assistant] Get this man out of here, but he's coming right back on a, on a okey dokey.


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[Assistant] They didn't stay the same, they got worse. I'd say they stayed the same. There's no, like, there's no huge, like, tremendous loss and they could pick up some more parts, they can draft again, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're gonna be fine, which it just, I thought it was gonna be a bloodbath, but we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'll answer your question, Scooter. When I saw it, my first thought was you, Scooter, because we talked about it on this show. I think I said


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[Assistant] Uh, I think Gilmore's washed. I think, I, I think he, uh, he's, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, same or slightly better. They didn't lose any big pieces. Darius Slayton was retained. Uh, they're going to have basically the same team from last year and plus Darren. I don't know if that's really a good thing because you got really lucky.


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[Assistant] But I would like to see him put some hair, like some, some artificial colors on his beard and make it pink beard, pink beard.


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[Assistant] Can we see that on the screen? Can you show that to us?


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[Assistant] Oh, you're right. You're right. It is, it is, uhm, what's his name? Patrick Star is, uhm, yea, you're right. Yea, I was wrong. You were right.


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[Assistant] Fagerback. Bill Fagerback. Fagerback. Demonetized. Paperback. Phasorback. Yes, that's Patrick.


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[Assistant] Oh, there you go. Five. I'm gonna be doing my taxes. Okay. I have my own money. He's going down on the end of the week.


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[Assistant] And you can't get a single guest for this show. Well, do you really want to be a guest on this show? You're fired as the head booker. I've never been the booker.


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[Assistant] Like, just so much bet- What was supposed to happen on that play? Scooter, have you determined what- All's supposed to go far.


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[Assistant] Now, uh, don't we have a punishment to get to?


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[Assistant] The thing is, like, when you name the top quarterbacks in the league, right, Josh Allen, Patrick Mahowns, even Lamar Jackson,


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[Assistant] Maybe a little Aaron Rodgers, right? Uh, who else is in the, uh, Joe Burrow? Okay. Where does Dak come up in that conversation? Late. Late.


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[Assistant] Okay, who are the top two? Clearly it's Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] And Patrick Mahomes. Like that's, that's, there's no debating that, that those are the top two QBs in the league. Then there's that group of elites.


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[Assistant] And then there's Dak. Okay, let's be honest about that. Dak played really bad.


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[Assistant] Down the stretch and he had that one game against Tampa. They made him look good.


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[Assistant] And then he went back to being like that against San Francisco, an elite defense. Now, I mean, most quarterbacks are going to struggle against San Francisco and we'll see what happens when, uh, Jalen Hurts goes out there. My, my thing is, is like, Dak,


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[Assistant] You did not have a pump or anything. You didn't have the pump to pump it up?


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[Assistant] No, I don't think that really changes the fact that he's the guy. He just cost himself like a lot of money. You know, like, and that's a more powerful bargaining chip for the Giants to just be like, hey, you know, you did win a playoff game, but, uh, what happened against the Eagles? How about we sit down and we give you like 20 million a year or something? Don't go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't go out and get ridiculous or anything, you know? I think the real question, the real thing that is in my mind is, uhm,


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[Assistant] The market for Daniel Jones, the open market, isn't that great for him? You know, I guess other teams would take him, but.


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[Assistant] Obviously the Giants want him. The real problem is Barclay, right? What's to stop a team like the Cowboys or like


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[Assistant] Uhm, the bills, you know, that might, I mean, that, that would need a top flight running back and are willing to give him three year money, Barclay three or four year money to put them over the edge. Like the market for Barclay services is going to be way broader than, uhm, what


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[Assistant] We need for Daniel Jones. And the other thing is if they franchise tag Barkley, he's not going to accept that. He might pull a lay beyond bell. Like it's Barkley's responsibility for him and his agent to get him a multi-year deal.


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[Assistant] So, it could be some situation where we have to pony up the money for Barclay and then franchise Jones.


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[Assistant] Because that might be just more convenient.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's going to be tough because maybe he, he priced himself out of coming back to New York, which is entirely possible, but you should never be upset about losing a running back. No, when you lose a running back, like they don't go on to have another 10 years of dominance. It just doesn't happen that way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look at McCaffrey, he's not even with his team that gave him that second deal, because they had to trade, they had to dump him off because he was hurt two years in a row after they gave him the money. So it's just, there's such a liability that


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[Assistant] I won't, I will be upset, like when, when Odell Beckham was traded, obviously, but, uh, losing Barclay is not going to be as hard as, say, losing your guy that you've invested four years in now.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, Daniel Jones is coming back. They'll work something out, but I'd like them both back, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm talking smack. Like the only way that, the only thing that saved the weekend was cowboy fan tears because if y'all would have advanced and us lose, like I would have been in, in an all NFC East while we're out on the outside looking in.


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[Assistant] Oh, I cannot stand to see all the Eagles fan hate that I got. Just...


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[Assistant] Made it more intense and more bitter. Like you never want your rivals. Like my dad used to say, son, you gotta root for the team that beat you because you want to say that you got beat by the best. Well, F that mess.


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[Assistant] You will not celebrate and I will not enjoy your success if you beat me. Hell no.


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[Assistant] I will not say I got lost, but I will say we got, we got beat by a sus team. We beat ourselves. They didn't beat us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was depressing and sad all at once, but kind of knew it was coming. Eagles are really good. You gotta watch out. They're really good.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna address- is he really gone? No. Why is all these train rumors just popping up everywhere?


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[Assistant] Same thing happened last year. But it seems to have more legs this year. Why? Why? Because he played so badly. That's fine. It might be the right move to move on from him.


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[Assistant] I mean, the Jets won how many games with a garbage roster? Like, just a couple things go right. They get Mackay Beckton healthy for a whole year? Like, they could...


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[Assistant] Here's the thing though, they got to a Super Bowl two years ago with Garoppolo and they're casting him off like, you know.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, uh, second skin, like they're getting rid of him so fast.


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[Assistant] If they win a Super Bowl with Purdy, like, maybe they lock him up, but...


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[Assistant] What happened when Trayvon Diggs, he had like a easy interception on Purdy? What happened when that happened?


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[Assistant] But instead of going for a drive to tie the game,


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[Assistant] They had to get a touchdown to tie it and those little things, those tiny, it's like you ever do like accident chain research or whatever where it's, it's those tiny things that add up and it goes back to what Tom said. Organization.


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[Assistant] Alright, who's going to, who's going to be in the Superbowl? Let's just go around. Eagles, Bengals.


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[Assistant] Tom, you're saying who? Eagles bangles. Eagles bangles, gosh.


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[Assistant] You're saying the kitty is gonna go meow. Brandon, who are we gonna see? Eagles Chiefs. I'm gonna go.


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[Assistant] I really like the Bengals because of how they just shut down the Bills offense. Like they just were stingy. And, uh, I think the Chiefs are in trouble there.


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[Assistant] I think Joe Burrow's playing out of his mind. He has been since he was at LSU. The only thing that can slow him down is a torn ACL. So he's, that one's good to go. Now,


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[Assistant] The question is with the Niners and the Eagles, uh, the Eagles, you know, the Niners are gonna defend. They're gonna score, you know, but the Eagles will get probably 21, 24 points.


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[Assistant] My question is, can the Niners score 21-24 points with Brock Purdy? And I don't think that's really...


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[Assistant] Uhm, a thing. I only scored 19 against the Cowboys, which is, I mean...


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[Assistant] Whatever. Uh, I like the eagles and the kitty goes meow crew. So there we have it. Y'all ready to count it down?


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[Assistant] 108.98 over here, thank you everyone. 113, 113.


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[Assistant] Eyes have it. Yup, unanimous. Oh yeaah. Okay. How many?


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[Assistant] I have a video on what's underneath the pitcher's mound and it's really interesting. Do you know that underneath the pitcher's mound there's an entire room underneath there?


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[Assistant] In some fields, yeaah. There's an entire room, like, that you can...


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[Assistant] Go down, like there's a, there's a hatch on the pitcher's mound and you can get down underneath there. I'm not gonna tell you why though.


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[Assistant] He's like 26, just got out of college. He played in college. Really good athlete.


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[Assistant] First video, mine is just, just bad.


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[Assistant] What's your best joke of all time? What joke would you know would always land?


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[Assistant] Save the goods for the end. Do you have a list of NFL teams?


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[Assistant] Dude, dude, Daniel Tosh said some edgy things and I'm surprised no one's come after him.


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[Assistant] I'll have to tell it after the show. It's too offensive.


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[Assistant] Thumbnail with the uh, Matt Ryan getting his oil checked. I got demonetized for that.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. It's not bad when you get demonetized. Like the search and discovery doesn't know that it's... I've had demonetized videos take off.


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[Assistant] We're gonna start with the Bills, what do they want? Oooooh. And not lose in a Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he couldn't hit any of the targets. He's probably hungover. You know how Kirk rolls.


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[Assistant] They want Mike White to get a spleen back. That's what they want.


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[Assistant] I think that was Matt Milano, right? His insides were like, it was like, Indian curry up in there. Like they got rearranged.


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[Assistant] I'm not that competent. I would have some joke about my wife like not showing up.


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[Assistant] They want more clicks for their social media quarterback.


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[Assistant] I think there might be some misdirection because a lot of people have been saying, oh, they're not going to pay him. They're not going to pay him. They have to pay him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they just need to finish above 500. That's their wish. That's, that's what they want, is a 500, over 500 record, and they're in the playoff. Easy.


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[Assistant] In the NFL right now, their O-line is good, their defense is decent, and their quarterback is playing like an MVP. Like, it's sad because I don't like saying nice things about the Eagles, but yeaah, they just don't want any distractions. How about that? No distractions.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they do want Gardner Minch. Mhm. To be an All-American.


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[Assistant] But the next year what did they do? They won the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] They want to open up a box of kneecaps on Christmas morning and just start gnawing on them. Boom.


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[Assistant] Bears just want to feel pain again. They want to skip to the offseason in Madden. You know, they just want to, do you want to simulate to the offseason? Yes, we will simulate these remaining games.


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[Assistant] They do have crawfish at two-phase, my go-to when I'm in Nolens.


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[Assistant] Yep, it's Ritter time. Alright, we made it to the end of the show.


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[Assistant] I think he should have to eat an entire Christmas ham on the-


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[Assistant] I hope I'm not here. Thanks, Bill Belichick.


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[Assistant] Aaron kind of declined throughout the year, though. There were a lot of issues that really didn't pop up in previous seasons. I mean, he's 38, 39. This stuff happens.


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[Assistant] As I said, she looks like, I mean, brandonfemale looks like a real estate realtor that only sells about 2-3 houses on the side, maybe some friends, maybe does like a half-assed remodeling project of sorts, and then wants to see the manager when she goes out to Aspen.


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[Assistant] Uh, Najee Harris has shown the most confidence I've seen out of him running the ball. I wish they would throw more to George Pickens, but when they throw to him, he's usually catching them a good bit.


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[Assistant] Update your offensive line because your tackles, you have big issues, especially, you know, with, uh, Dan Moore, he's not blindside. I would say, well, get some hands for Deontay Johnson. And then, well, you do have the 32nd overall pick because Chicago was crazy enough to trade it for Chase Claypool. So, uh, you having fun with him yet, Chicago? I told you he was going to frustrate you, but you can probably get, um,


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[Assistant] Nah. They were getting destroyed by Buffalo if they made it. Cause you see that what happened in week 5, it was something like 45 to 7. So it was one of those situations as well. And...


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[Assistant] What would have the 7C gotten us? We went there last year because Indianapolis collapsed. We got destroyed.


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[Assistant] And if we made it as the seventh seed, we'd get destroyed. And it would just be like, okay, get the beer out, time to get destroyed, but Buffalo, let's go! So, that's how any seventh seed against Buffalo would have been.


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[Assistant] But they are never firing him. They will never fire him. He's got that job for as long as he wants. Not Canada. The rumor is they want to keep him. I completely disagree with that because I don't like.


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[Assistant] Cause at the end of the day, you kinda pissed away six games. And if you win one or two of those, you are a playoff caliber team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I mean, like m schedule was kind of against and the only reason why yo


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Brandon, you mean Coach Garrett. Coach Garrett. Coach Garrett.


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[Assistant] I would disagree. I personally believe the coach with the most pressure right now is Kyle Shanahan. Because if you remember...


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[Assistant] He has been through a lot of heartache and a lot of playoff failure. 28 to 3, blowing the 10 point lead against Kansas City. He's got a loaded team and this is the best team he's had right now, even with Brock Purdy as his quarterback.


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[Assistant] So you're riding a 10 game winning streak. You have immense like momentum. You've devoted a lot of resources to getting to this point.


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[Assistant] And I think it's put up or shut up time for Kyle Shanahan.


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[Assistant] As I said, I counter your rookie QB with the following names. Elijah Mitchell, Christian McCaffrey, George Kittle, Deebo Samuel.


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[Assistant] You have Kal Juszczyk. Both. Brandon Ayuck. You have weapons out the wazoo.


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[Assistant] Could be an $85 bet. I think the minimum is like 10 cents, but it's like $5 for this at the moment. Could be a $90 bet. Yeah, he's just naming.


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[Assistant] Cause look at some of the moves he's made, like first round for Bradley Chubb, mixed results. And then you have issues with the offensive lines and drafting woes, some regrets there. So...


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[Assistant] As I said once again, and Tom is distracting me with that beautiful dance.


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[Assistant] It was, it was very distracting. It was, it was very beautiful, Tom. It was very beautiful. And I said the snuggling is on the offer.


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[Assistant] We actually have maybe a little higher, 38 to 13. Seattle's defense has been kind of eh, as of late. If you have to remember, the only reason why they won last week's game was because they played the Rams. Yeah. I would say the winner there is like, see, it's going to be a landslide and a testament as to why the seventh seed is an abomination that should not exist. 45 to 10.


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[Assistant] I'm not that impressed with the Chargers. I like their potential. I think they're being held back by a litany of reasons. Combination of injuries. Joe Lombardi has a really bad scheme. Justin Herbert's the only reason they're relevant. And they've been playing some really weak opponents. A collapsing Tennessee. You played the Titan. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] And a couple others too. So, it's tough to tell, because at the same time,


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[Assistant] I don't know if the Chargers are really ready for this yet. If it were the Titans, I would say Chargers by a country mile.


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[Assistant] Quick question now, considering we know this. Did Lamar Jackson play his last game as a Raven?


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[Assistant] Who's gonna give him the bag? Well, let's see, the Jets, maybe the Giants, Panthers, Falcons. Seahawks have a scheme that could really fit a certain running quarterback. Maybe Miami, if they think two is broken, made of glass. Tampa Bay? Can you imagine? A bunch of teams are gonna be honking.


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[Assistant] But the question is, I'm gonna say this again, Lamar's been injury prone for the last couple years. He has a very heavy game that relies on age and wear, durability. And secondly, he hasn't really performed in the playoffs against the Chargers in 2019.


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[Assistant] Really bad game, got exposed there. 2020 against the Titans. Really bad game.


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[Assistant] That was the Bills, and then the Titans were another one where there was really a feat. And then you had, um, as I said, it's just like,


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[Assistant] I can see the argument why you don't wanna pam, but I can see the argument why you wanna pam. So Baltimore screwed either way.


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[Assistant] He's dealing with injury, so it might be Anthony Brown. And he was, uh, if you saw him throw it right to the bagel secondary, he is not good.


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[Assistant] Connor Cook against the Texans. That's how it's gonna be.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say this is the kind of game that's gonna reek of a really ugly 13 to 10 win. Just because the Vikings have a negative five point differential, they get quashed against really good teams. And remember, the last time these two played,


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[Assistant] And honestly, I think this time, and you know who's won the majority of those really ugly games this year? New York Giants. So I think the Giants are going to win on a walk-off 60 yarder by Graham Gunnell. Oh wow. Wow.


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[Assistant] Because one of the big issues of the Dallas Cowboys over this last year, and I know you're not gonna like this scooter, it's that.


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[Assistant] And Tampa Bay still has a really good defense. They've been bailing out people left and right. And Tom Brady is the kind of dude who's gonna BS a 300, 400 yard game because Mike Evans suddenly moves back to form. I have no idea why I'm thinking this. It has been a BS year. Tampa Bay sucks as a franchise right now.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be good for a video on Monday night when the Cowboys lose.


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[Assistant] Dependent on what happens this weekend. Yes, it should be an alternate punishment if, if the Buccaneers win.


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[Assistant] You need to come in as the biggest Tom Brady fanboy in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final episode of Clickbait Sports in 2022.


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[Assistant] Tom Grosse, surrounded by these beautiful people. We got Brandon Perna. I'm used to not being down here, I'm used to being up there. We got Brandon Perna, that's up, that, okay, yea, past, past five. Pat, let's, you know what, let's, hold on, thank you.


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[Assistant] There he is, there he is. Uh, then you got five point vids, uh, right there, and we're representin'. We got Yornating Tree, of course, and the one and only Scooter Magrots.


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[Assistant] We got lots to do today. We got lots to get through. It's gonna be kind of a clip show, you know, when you don't really do a lot of prep and a sitcom just says, screw it, let's just take a whole bunch of clips from the whole year and put it together and make a 20 minute episode. We actually do prep for the show? No, I said we didn't.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, so we're going to be going through today and kind of look at some of like the best moments. We're going to be talking about like the worst trades, the best punishments. And as you can see by the thumbnail in all of its glory. Yeaah, that's basically where this show is going to be going. But before we get to that, someone is doing an ad read.


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[Assistant] Two minutes before we go- I- the best part about before going live was five going, how long could it take to write five minutes of jokes? Ten minutes? Which is the biggest joke I've heard so far. Yeah, exactly. It does not take ten minutes. It takes months to write a solid five minutes. Yes.


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[Assistant] Honestly, catching calls, balls from CryptBanker, that, that hurt a lot more. It hurt a lot more.


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[Assistant] Okay, so today, uh, if we're going to kind of go back on the rails a tiny bit, uh, we're doing kind of this year-end wrap-up thing. So what we're going to do is we're going to do it based on the show. We're going to be doing, of course, do it on the sport. We're going to kind of go around and talk about the best moments, uh, from all year here.


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[Assistant] Uh, we got the sports one. Let's go for best team moment of the year, going around and thinking which, uh, which, which, which.


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[Assistant] Listen, commanders need to lose one more, the Packers need to win out, two more games, then we in baby, then we in. But honestly, there's two things that are on my head. One, it's Christian Watson's emergence, who like, week one, like that was


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[Assistant] So like he dropped a 75 yard touchdown would have been like such a momentum boost. Now he has a chance to hopefully if he plays like get it right against the Vikings. That's one. I'm not just saying this just to say this.


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[Assistant] But beating the Dallas Cowboys probably was probably the best because we were so bad. We were so bad, like we were falling through, like it was like, oh man, we're going to get our ass kicked. And then we beat the Cowboys. So I was like,


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[Assistant] I'll just go first. Honestly, like, the final of the World Cup was amazing. Like, I wasn't really, like, I was kind of mad about the World Cup this year because of everything, but I watched, like, a couple of games and that final was awesome. So, it was just really, really good soccer.


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[Assistant] Alright, the next one on the category here we have, oh boy.


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[Assistant] Oh, buddy. Worst team moment. Do we just say, Brandon, do we just like say like... Pass? Do I get a pass? All of it? Like just say all of it. Like it's just one never-ending moment.


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[Assistant] Yes, that is correct. That is correct. Okay, alright. Fine, what are you guys' worst team moments?


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, worst non-NFL team moment. What is that?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's Broncos, definitely Broncos. That's to be Broncos. Uh, next one is Sportsman Athlete of the Year. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, we kind of have to like wait and see like how the season goes. Um, but right now my pick is definitely going to be Derek Carr because he might be responsible for Devontae Adams coming back to Green Bay. You know, just like getting that reuniting. It's really kind of what I'm aiming for. So wow. That's your sports.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll keep going then. Best sports moment of the year.


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[Assistant] Uh, guys, you want to talk about greatness? Is that how we're measuring it? How about the greatest comeback in NFL history in which the Minnesota Purple incarnation of Satan Vikings went from 33 to nothing to beating the Indianapolis Colts. And you're getting me to a point where I almost went Super Saiyan.


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[Assistant] We got dumbest play of the year.


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[Assistant] There are contenders, I'm happy. You have Russell Wilson, you have AJ Brown is up there, I mean, Devonte Adams still balling out, I mean, you know, you could make that argument too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree. And now their GM was also fired. So like, it was just...


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[Assistant] It's the 33rd pick. It's literally the first pick of the second round right now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, and then it's five. Did you mean like in sports, you said personal best moments?


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[Assistant] Oh, hold on. Speaking of, that's so true. Scoots, this one's for you. So we were doing GPS. Was that Monday or Wednesday, Brandon?


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[Assistant] I think it was Monday. I think it was Monday and someone was in the chat and found out over the holiday break that you went on a few dates with their cousin before COVID.


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[Assistant] Uh, anyway, so Scooter, what was your best moment this year?


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[Assistant] There's like, there's two, I guess two. Cause like, it, it was catching passes from an actual NFL quarterback was really cool. That's awesome. And honestly, like the video was a lot of fun. Like I had a lot of fun with that, but it literally was just like one moment.


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[Assistant] That was before any cameras went on or anything like that, cause I hired the guy to like drive up from Milwaukee.


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[Assistant] And like literally he just like threw the ball, like just like to like, you know, hold it or whatever. And I was like, I just caught a pass from an NFL quarterback, like things I dreamed about in my front yard. So that was pretty cool. But I'd say the other bigger thing was raising $62,000 in nine and a half hours and a hundred and 2000 for the year for charities. Cause that was pretty damn good. I wanted to hit a hundred this year. So that was pretty good.


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[Assistant] We have made it to, uh, show related. Alright. Yes. See, we might get this done if we go fast. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Okay.


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[Assistant] You're doing a good job. Never watched it. Alright, best punishment personally. So one that you had to do. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's good? It is good. Oh, you got yours, uh, tree. Sorry.


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[Assistant] So like, the Jaguars one is up there, like that one was pretty, uh, shirtless Kirk Cousins though?


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[Assistant] Alright, best punishment overall, so it doesn't have to be your own.


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[Assistant] Oh, he did already. Oh yeah, that was good. You did have to watch the entire GCU. People are wondering if you were watching the South.


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[Assistant] That's fine. I have no aspirations beyond this, so it's fine.


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[Assistant] So we do have worst punishment on there, so what was the worst one?


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[Assistant] You know what? This is worst one, because it's also worst for me personally. It was dressing as Morbius. Uhm, because not only did I have to wa- Paul Blart's up there, like I know it wasn't- I don't even remember what the stupid Kevin James movie was called. That was bad.


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[Assistant] Those fangs were so small it just dug into my gums. It was, that was very uncomfortable for an entire.


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[Assistant] Cause there's a lot, and we talked about the best ones already.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it would be raising, during the Kirk Cousins thing, it was, cause we did that as a fundraiser, raising money for that and then putting purple pasties on my nipples.


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[Assistant] That was, that was a moment, because that's when I knew, if you just torture yourself, people give money to charity. That's, that's what we do.


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[Assistant] Of course I am. I've streamed every single primetime game. This is the last Thursday night game. I am being done with this misery. Let's go.


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[Assistant] What was really funny, uhm, she got sports, literally, like, randomly out of nowhere, like, DM'd me. It's like, so I started watching Succession. Do you know a character you remind me of? I was like, is it Macaulay Culkin's brother? Because that's who I look like. He's just like, how'd you know? I was called the kid from Home Alone, literally, my entire life. My entire life.


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[Assistant] Okay. What do you have, Tom? Who got it? I got, Perna got it. I got 325. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Bro, I'm telling you, I need to be able to talk to someone about this. It's like, it's different. Alright, should I get, alright, cause it comes in three different colors, different trunks. I got blue trunks, black trunks, red trunks.


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[Assistant] We go classic, like with black trunks. Black trunks.


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[Assistant] Pardon, I just fight over Johnny all the time. Yeah, well, and we gotta thank Johnny for the- oh, sorry, go ahead.