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[Assistant] Oh buddy, would smash a beer can.


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[Assistant] Like I used to beg my papa to get done with his. So look, we're having, we're having.


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[Assistant] Man, you know what else made good, good ammo was them berries that are on a cypress tree.


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[Assistant] That was, that was ignorant. I've never looked at something and said, I'm wondering what that tastes like. Ours was all bodily harm.


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[Assistant] Jumping off bridges in the water, you didn't. Oh, been there, done that. You waited for like the river to get to flood stage so you could go out there on, uh, by Joe Bob's and jump off the bridge.


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[Assistant] My kids do that. I'm going to, I guess I'm just going to say, yeah, I get it. I'm going to be mad. I'm going to have to be mad for a little bit. Then I'm going to be like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Guilty. Like I've done it and I, there ain't a rope swing on the Washtaw River that your boy ain't been off of. Like, I mean, we used to ride up and down, you see somebody's rope, you're like, yep, I'm in on that too. Gotta try it. Yep.


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[Assistant] Except now I'm a lot smarter. Like when we was up at Chickamaga, there's this one area that's a bluff wall that all the, all the folks jump off of. I look up there at about 30 feet and I was like, mm-mm.


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[Assistant] No, it don't even tempt me anymore. Like, but 20 years ago, let me get up there.


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[Assistant] But, I know more. Times change. I'm probably doing a rope swings. There you go. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just don't even ask me, just say, we have Pepsi products. What would you like? A water.


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[Assistant] I'll water or, you know, give me that, that Dr. Pepper or something like that. But like, no, no.


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[Assistant] That's a normal thing, right? It is for me. That, that makes me, yeaah, uhm, we're, I don't know, like, cause we're coke people, like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of like when you, you know, you're like, Hey, can I get Dr. Pepper? And they're like, we've got Mr. P of them. And I'm like, no.


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[Assistant] Ask your wife to eat at Captain D's the other night, of course she'll drink Mr. Pibb, like. I don't appreciate the Captain D slander. Does Allison love it?


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[Assistant] A dirty little secret. But if you're like, hey babe, you wanna go to Cap'n D's?


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[Assistant] Hey, I got real questions for Alicia too. Like, does she do that just to humor you? Like, after this many years of marriage, she knows you love it. It's a great little seafood place. Thank you, John Davin.


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[Assistant] I will say for the place, what they always have really good when it's coke, their tea.


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[Assistant] Like, their, their unsweet tea is really good. And I know I'm probably, there's a lot of people comment, unsweet? We all drink unsweet. Like, sorry. I hate to burst your bubble. That's unsweet in that jug right there, people.


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[Assistant] That's true. I like it sweet. I like it sweet. There you go.


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[Assistant] I wanna know if Pepsi people do it too. I'm one of the weird ones that refers to all soft drinks as coke.


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[Assistant] Well, and you get the weird ones to call it soda. Not that you're weird, sorry, but like, I know it's what it says on the bottom. Soda. Hunter, you're laughing. What do you call it? He likes sodas. I call it soda. Oh, yeah, of course you do.


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[Assistant] Uh, no. Okay. Alright, I was just curious.


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[Assistant] It's, it's a made, the diet coke addiction is real.


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[Assistant] I can't, like, I can't do it. It's weird because we were in Hot Springs last night.


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[Assistant] And you know, they, for a little convention deal and before the dinner, they got a little bar area set up and they were mixing drinks.


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[Assistant] With Pepsi products. And I was like, I've just never like.


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[Assistant] As a kid, I remember like really enjoying RC colas. Like is that weird?


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[Assistant] I love watermelon and watermelon candy, but watermelon candy tastes nothing like watermelon.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll eat it straight up, but it's not great. I'll eat it straight from the field. Like chilled is great, don't get me wrong. Chilled slash cold is fantastic. But I will go pick one off the vine and just cut the heart right out of it and get to whooping on that sucker. What about cantaloupe? Love cantaloupe. I put black pepper on cantaloupe.


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[Assistant] I put that on tomatoes. And I still eat, I eat black pepper on like a honeydew. Any of those kind of thicker melons like that, like the cantaloupes and honeydews and stuff, I eat with black pepper.


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[Assistant] And then the question got answered before I could ask the question. Yeah, comment, fans in the comments, are y'all Coke or Pepsi? What is your...


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[Assistant] What do you call it? Is everything a Coke? Is everything a Pepsi?


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[Assistant] Yeah, if I make the decision to consciously drink a soft drink, which I don't drink.


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[Assistant] Hardly anymore. I want there to be so much carbonation and it burns whenever I take a swig. I want it to bubble and burn.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, and you know what's cool, I'm, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Good job Mr. Lindell to come out with a MyPillow 2.0 on your 20 year anniversary. Happy anniversary! Like you think that's an accident. I'm going to give you credit and say you forethought that, but maybe not. You know, you never know.


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[Assistant] Lowest price in the history of their My Pelos. A special event, boys. Gonna celebrate 20 years, Michael and Dale.


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[Assistant] The best, the best, you know what KFC should do here in West Monroe? Uh, Sal Patsy? No, they should pay to have, they should pay to have a concrete strip, go to the Popeye, so if you get just absolutely tired of sitting in the Popeye's line, cause it's atrocious.


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[Assistant] If you are just sick and tired of Popeye's line, you can just veer and you'll end up in a KFC parking lot. That would be the best, probably six grand they could spend on concrete. You heard it here first. You may get somebody to come buy one of them weird bowls where you just dump everything you got in it.


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[Assistant] You pull through and yeaah, and then they start the clock on cooking your chicken and 19 minutes later you get some, then you go home. That's the clock they got.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like if I end up at churches, I've got to get fried okra. Well, they ain't ever got fried okra ready.


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[Assistant] Like December, November, December come around and the garden ain't had no okra in a hot minute and I want some fried okra. They got pretty good fried okra. They do. Like right now we got okra coming out our ears so I don't need, I don't have to go to churches to get okra.


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[Assistant] I think they're the reason that it's now just KFC. They took Kentucky off the sign. I think they boycotted.


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[Assistant] Well, it should. It's a superior product. It is. Yeaah. I mean, there's just no even argument there.


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[Assistant] If they've stuck with us this long, they, they ain't KFC. Now that old boy, that old boy that hollers at you all the time in the comments is probably eating some KFC, drinking a Pepsi. You in trouble, big dog.


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[Assistant] It's crispy. Really good. It's crispy. I, now I do eat at KFC in the town of Rayville. Like, cause when I come back from deer hunting, it's on the right side of the highway. I don't have to cross the highway or nothing goofy. And shocker, there's never anybody there.


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[Assistant] And it's like, but I mean, that's like eight o'clock after you've done, you know, either killed a deer, cleaned a couple deer or whatever. And you're just like the next available food purchase will do. And it's the first thing you come to and that's like, okay, whatever. There you go.


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[Assistant] So Rayval, Louisiana KFC, you, you get significantly more of my business than the West Monroe KFC, which I'm much closer to and way more often.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I can't stop at WaffleHal and I've ran that dragon of the McDonald's in Ravel too many times to, I know better, just don't go up there. Nope. McDonald's chicken sandwich? Oh no. Gar. Gar. Mega.


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[Assistant] I just, nah, I don't know. But I guess it's whatever. I think if...


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[Assistant] Louisiana was Pepsi country and we were raised on Pepsi. We'd probably be there saying, man, that Coke is trash.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, so there's, there's all kinds of little weird niche-y soft drinks and.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, Texas is on that Topo Chico water. Hoo, hoo.


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[Assistant] I'm with that lasso on that. Bubbles don't belong in water, man. Only for fancy people. I'm a flat guy, like, for water. Like, I don't want- Now that LaCroix stuff, that's


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[Assistant] Yeah, the stuff the production companies used to drink and loved. And I mean, they.


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[Assistant] Fresh and cold. Just ice. Fresh and cold. Water doesn't mean nothing but hard water.


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[Assistant] Well, by the way, while I was in Hot Springs last night, I was throwing this out there. Did you go to the pizza place I told you to? I didn't, I didn't have time.


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[Assistant] Cool. No, it was tight. Is he still in shape? Is he a bull? Oh yea, yea, I ain't messing with him.


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[Assistant] But it was so cool to hear his story because I had no idea. I had no idea that there were 10 kids.


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[Assistant] And they lived in a 700 square foot house in Bessemer, Alabama. I had no idea.


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[Assistant] See the youngest are the oldest. He was number eight. He was eight out of ten.


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[Assistant] And he said he got so fast because he went around hitting all of his brothers and sisters with rocks.


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[Assistant] He said every time he broke a run in NFL, he was just saying, don't let them catch you. You're going to get your butt whooped.


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[Assistant] But no, he was super cool guy. I didn't realize that he was, I knew he obviously in what we do, I knew he hunted and he fished and all those things. I just didn't realize he was as into it as he was. Like my man orders like arrow shafts and builds his own arrows.


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[Assistant] He doesn't go to the store and get pre-made airs. He does it all himself. Wow. Does the whole thing. Like, yeah, just totally nerd it out on it. And we got to talk and, and, uh.


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[Assistant] No, actually what God is talking is they showed the clip of him with Adam Laroche's son. So of course I got, I got to chuckling and he looked and he's like.


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[Assistant] Well, what's funny about that? I said, I know that kid and he was like, you know, LaRote? I was like, oh yeah, I technically worked for him. So, and he was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's what like broke the ice between us. He then realized like, oh, we got a common friend. So then we just sat there and started talking and man, just a super cool, cool guy that he was.


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[Assistant] He was wild. He didn't know any of his stats, which I found.


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[Assistant] He makes it a point to say that. Like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So he said just tear it up, tear it up, make you money.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it is cool and that's why I told him, I said, you know what I can appreciate about you, Mr. Jackson? He said, what's that? I said, I ain't heard nothing out of you since you, you retired for the most part.


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[Assistant] I said except for when you're doing like charity work and good things, I said.


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[Assistant] You've done it the right way. Just slide off into retirement and enjoy your life.


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[Assistant] He then he got talking about his grandkids and then I got showing pictures of my kids. It was just kind of a cool thing. And I taught Brittany in to go and it was our first day where both of us.


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[Assistant] Did you ask him? I just enjoyed the conversation. No, I didn't ask him. Are you kidding?


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[Assistant] He would be, he would be fantastic, but I just, no, I respected his privacy and I didn't even ask him for a picture.


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[Assistant] He told a few of them and I was like, wow, man, he made everybody stop there in the middle of dinner and give.


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[Assistant] He was cool. He's definitely the coolest Auburn Tiger I've ever met. 100%.


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[Assistant] No, it was, it was a fun night. It was, he was one of those like, you know, they say don't meet your heroes. Well, of course I had the poster on my wall bow with the shoulder pads and the baseball bat. Like he was bigger in life and he's one of the heroes. I was like.


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[Assistant] Glad I met him. Like that, that he was a cool one. He did not, he didn't let expectations down.


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[Assistant] Yep. Yep. I was not. Never meet your heroes. I was actually far more impressed than I even thought I could be, you know.


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[Assistant] 100%. Those two guys are, are straight up just good, good people. Like hard workers, still working hard.


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[Assistant] Real bullet hole. Yeah, you get pelted in the duffel


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[Assistant] Not in the sea art. Oh, it's like an ocean. It's a ship, not a boat. Your boat?


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[Assistant] Now you can't pee him, huh? Nah, he's too big. Oh. Too big.


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[Assistant] I was saying, cause that was just blowing up in my face, I said, now I don't want them pirates putting beads in their beards. Oh, keep it weighted down. Keep it weighted down.


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[Assistant] Mind blown. I said that. Big daddy said yeaah, but they don't go this fast. I said well that wind was blowing pretty good out there. Man, imagine being on Irish. Keep that out of their eyes.


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[Assistant] You know what a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet is? The C. You'd think so, but it's the ARG. It's the ARG. ARG.


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[Assistant] You know there was Canada geese all over them sandbars out there. Them things don't go back nowhere.


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[Assistant] That rhymes, the best way to start your day.


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[Assistant] You just see how hard you can hit a golf ball? No, you gotta look at the screen and kind of figure out where to hit the ball to knock the buildings and stuff down. Really?


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[Assistant] You know, I don't play golf, so I don't know how to do all that. I just get up there and whack it. I don't know where that's coming from. Am I doing that? No, that one's on the outside.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I ain't very good at it neither. Really?


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[Assistant] You can't grip him grass with your toes.


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[Assistant] Come up to your ankle bones. Oh, you got the little slippers you put on. Yea, but most of the time I don't wear them. Too much trouble.


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[Assistant] When I put boots on, I put my warm socks on.


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[Assistant] Hey, let me tell you what happened. Go ahead. I picked up one of them 42 pound catfish up yesterday. With your toes? No, but he landed on my toe. Look at that. I know everybody can't see it. Right there. I don't want to see it.


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[Assistant] That thing, it ain't, it don't look too bad. Yesterday I was thinking, yep, that toenail's gone. What a lie.


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[Assistant] In Orlando? Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. We went to the capital.


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[Assistant] You went there too? They flip that card over. Yea, and they just bring it. I done been there one time. Learned your lesson. So I let the first five go right on by.


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[Assistant] Things now you're grabbing with, what do you call it? Little tongs, little pincers. Yea, I guess so.


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[Assistant] Y'all ain't went to the CEO of Indiana Jones?


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[Assistant] It's way better. That's what she goes for, the popcorn. But she don't like butter on it, so I don't know what... It's gotta have butter. What is that? Just wants corn?


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[Assistant] You get the whole extreme, way better, way better on the big screen.


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[Assistant] Let's see, we went, the other day, what'd we go see?


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[Assistant] Yes, that was pretty powerful. I can't remember if we'd seen something between there or not, but that was...


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[Assistant] I hear that's heavy. It is more and it's real bad right here. Yeah. Up and down this I-20 corridor.


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[Assistant] And Paula was kinda on the, she didn't wanna go see it. Cause she didn't wanna see.


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[Assistant] But you need to go see the horror. You need the education of what's happening.


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[Assistant] You need to know the education to protect them. That's what you need.


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[Assistant] That dude, that dude, he put his life on the line.


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[Assistant] They got a lot of pigs in Hawaii out here. And chickens. And chickens. And axis deer. Really.


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[Assistant] So, the last time I played poker was that, uh, when we was in Vegas, what was we, I guess a shot show. You was there.


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[Assistant] And you was at the table. I was playing 21. Oh, black guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was good. But look, a year ago is when I went and got my blood work and she called me, told me don't eat no.


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[Assistant] Sweets and, uh, desserts in Orlando.


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[Assistant] And I went this year and my, what's that thing called?


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[Assistant] The uh, the ABC one or something. Your sugar stuff.


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[Assistant] 5.5. Is that good? I think 5.7 is normal.


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[Assistant] Hey, look at that. They told me to keep doing what I'm doing, doing right.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, I want a big ol' piece of corn pie, that's what I want.


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[Assistant] He said, hold on, I gotta tie my shoe. Look, nobody else is even noticing what's going on.


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[Assistant] It says it low. Goblin? Get outta there. Now, uh.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, sometimes, uh, what do you do?


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[Assistant] The wedding part, I don't know, cause it don't really matter to me, but it's a big deal to them girls sometimes, you know, but it is cheaper if you just use it for something else.


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[Assistant] Look, I flew and got a stinkin' earache. I ain't never got that fluid behind my ear for


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, it's old age. I'll tell you that again, I'm driving. It's old age.


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[Assistant] Too long. Oh, that's nine hundred gas pumps.


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[Assistant] I'ma have to call high school. That's what they need to be doing right there.


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[Assistant] Turn the light on when they just come out, when they just come and roll out of that. That's when you want them. They just melt in your mouth.


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[Assistant] His last name was Ham. I can't remember his first name. I remember he went to Texas over at Binny's and he left the camera on and pointed down at the water.


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[Assistant] Right there in the street. There's a pile of them. Yea. Yea, and that willow tree just. No legs ham. Wesley Ham. That's who. You remember him?


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[Assistant] Rig-a-roo? Down south? Rig-a-roo. What is that thing?


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[Assistant] Same thing, ain't it? Just called something different.


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[Assistant] Well, you know why she did that is because, uh, before that...


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[Assistant] You're ahead of the game. Paula likes that little travel pillow. Is she a curdle up and go bed? She does while I'm driving.


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[Assistant] Well that was the next night. We went to the dirt track and she picked, we was picking winners on the dirt track and she picked every winner.


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[Assistant] Every winter, and you know what her secret was? What? The color of the car.


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[Assistant] Do you buy lottery tickets? I do not. I should. You should.


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[Assistant] Oh, Tommy was a borderline engineer.


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[Assistant] I mean, while y'all was there, people tried to, cause they hear you shootin', come back in.


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[Assistant] Ain't no telling how many times he's almost been there.


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[Assistant] Basically cleaning out them beaver, beaver dams.


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[Assistant] Okay, but without further ado, we do have a special couple in here. That's right. This is gonna be our most viewed episode ever. No pressure.


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[Assistant] Fair enough. But uh, reach-wise, it might be you guys.


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[Assistant] So y'all wrote this book together, right?


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[Assistant] Alright, how do we practically do that today? And so if you're wondering like, how do these people get to where the terminal eye cancer and they're praying over people, they one day at a time, they just started practicing love. And I think that's why this book is going to be a huge hit in, because it's going to teach people just one day at a time. And by three months, you're going to be like,


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[Assistant] Okay. And so to get that book, anywhere books are sold, liveoriginal.com, amazon.com. Anywhere books are sold. You can find it. And is it, so answer me this because


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[Assistant] Yeah, so would that be good for- is this a- I mean y'all wrote it together. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Well, that's How to Put Love First by Christian and Sadie Hough. 90 day challenge. Check it out wherever books are. We're gonna do some weird commercial after this. Then we'll be back to talk about whatever y'all have been doing lately. Cause I hear things.


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[Assistant] We took Lottie at nine months and just wore everywhere we went and that was...


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[Assistant] A lot. No, she was one. I don't know, it's been a long time, but y'all went to Disney World.


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[Assistant] No. Really missed out. Really? Okay. We, we did not. We skipped the whole Star Wars part of... Yea, we did.


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[Assistant] And guess what? We're, we've been shouting for you people to go see The Blind. One million, how many times have we said it on this podcast? I mean, that third guy standing by, Phil and Big Al, is so handsome. You need to go see it. But guess what's in the movie theater beside it? Probably Phil.


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[Assistant] She's Sadie's mama, Joe, different side of the family. Who's Mary? My aunt Mary.


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[Assistant] The Bible's kinda confusing sometimes. I just need a practical way that gave me like a three month plan to figure out how to do that. That would be awesome. So we should do that. I think we should. And we should take a break and dive into the emails because they've never been here and don't know. We give out relationship advice all the time. It's weird.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, we, I, we do emails every, every...


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[Assistant] What is this called? A podcast? Wow, we're not that good at this. Every podcast we have people email in, hello at Duck Call Room. We asked you to tell us what you think of The Blind, right? Yup. Y'all have seen it.


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[Assistant] Set production assistant, Hunter, that's just big time. And Hunter got to travel around with Willie, and did you go with Sy? Just some different, Al? Yes. Al made fun of us in front of a whole movie theater.


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[Assistant] But so many y'all sent in emails and I just want to go through a few of them because it was so awesome and I got a lot of questions too because I don't think our movie theater is any good anymore.


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[Assistant] The one here. No offense to those guys. But Morgan emails in, everybody sent in pictures and they're all in recliners.


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[Assistant] I didn't know recliners were a thing, so you're kind of putting me on this, but I think I would go to Rusty. You would go to Rusty. But we got a ton of emails in on people just chilling in recliners and a bunch of people, uhm, that met site. Where did you go? You went and saw it.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, you met a guy named Travis. From East Tennessee. Well, I met a whole bunch.


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[Assistant] And then most importantly, I did also, Christian just texted me this before we got started. Uhm, let me find it again. Let me find, we're a low budget organization here. Sy, did you meet a baby?


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[Assistant] Okay, and then, so tons of emails about the blind and we do have reports it's getting extended some places.


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[Assistant] Nope, not yet, but you're doing so good at buying tickets that it's starting, they're talking about it. It should. Because we have to take on a certain person, which leads me into my next email. We have one more email to go today, and it was actually for Christian.


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[Assistant] K gets some, other people get some. This one's from Travis in Kansas City. Different Travis? Same person?


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[Assistant] So his question is, if you get a girl that is kind of like worldwide,


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[Assistant] How do you, how do you woo a girl like that off her feet? Okay, Travis from Kansas City. Travis from Kansas City. We don't share last names. I don't know who the girl could be, but she keeps getting in the way of me watching football.


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[Assistant] But how did you woo her off her feet, man? This is a relationship, but let me tell you, every other day...


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[Assistant] It is true though, and I did, that was a joke obviously, but Travis Kelsey doesn't listen.


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[Assistant] I like that. We do have a lot of guys email in that have no idea how to talk to women, and they're terrified of it.


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[Assistant] Like it's, it's weird, it's the state of America today, I guess.


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[Assistant] I was getting there, four eight-minute pot, cause new season's going on right now, right? Yep, we're halfway through the new season, yeah. Awesome. So go check that out. What was that, season three? Season two. They had to pull out one tubby guy, just for, just to make sure.


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[Assistant] I gained all that weight back. I need to come work out with you again before I end up in the hospital again. One tummy guy. Oh boy, that's just making me sad.


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[Assistant] God sees you right where you're at. Maybe you're out in the middle of the woods doing all sorts of wrong like Phil was in the blind. God sees you right there and He's waiting for you. And I hadn't read that whole part, but we love you. Thank y'all so much for coming on. Any last words?


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[Assistant] God knows your name. Day two, God knows you. Go check it out wherever books are sold. Sadie, Christian, Huff. Power couple for the Lord and probably working out in tennis and anything they feel like putting their mind to. They're a power couple. Thank y'all for joining us. Love you guys.


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[Assistant] And like, boy, green around the gills. That was one of the hardest things about watching Brittany be pregnant is she was that first little bit, I guess, because she had two of them in there and we didn't know at the time she was like doubly sick.


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[Assistant] Dubly. Dubly sick. But we tried everything and really the one thing that helped more than anything was the relief band.


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[Assistant] And the relief band is the number one anti-nausea wristband that quickly relieves and effectively prevents nausea and vomiting associated with motion sickness, anxiety, migraines, morning sickness, chemotherapy, and so much more.


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[Assistant] Relief Man is natural, fast-acting, and will last as long as you need it. It's 100% drug-free, non-drowsy, and has zero side effects. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was just so handy to have because like when we were fighting the nausea with Brittany stuff first, uhm, you know, we running out of meds, like trying to medicate it, do all the things and couldn't, couldn't get her.


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[Assistant] Right. And then this thing got on there and then everything much more leveled out, much more better. I know.


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[Assistant] There you go. And that's what you can run into today. And look, when you do run a business, your employees can create all kinds of interesting situations. Like someone who complains because teams, they, they smell horrible.


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[Assistant] Look, and with Bambi, you're going to get a dedicated HR manager to you that's United States based and it's giving you access to the HR expertise and personal touch that you need. And not to mention how much money you're going to save because HR managers can easily cost 80 grand or more a year.


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[Assistant] But Bambi starts at just $99 per month.


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[Assistant] No, uh, this was in Colorado. We went and signed an event in Creed, Colorado.


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[Assistant] Let me see the, uh, cover. I've read half of that book and that was really good.


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[Assistant] He's changed a lot of people's lives with his Hellfighters that they started.


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[Assistant] When me and Cy met him, it's a funny story, uh, he had a big guy with him, bigger than Martin, this guy's- Michael. Big Mike.


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[Assistant] So this, Mr. Richard was just awesome. He was such a servant. He taught me in the short while that I knew him for just a few years how to be more of a servant. He waited on all of us at the table.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so when we were saying the prayer for the food, I said the prayer first, and then when we started to leave, Sy said, Philip, say a prayer for all of us and our travels and our trip, and what did he say?


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[Assistant] They do a good job at Hellfighters, they're in, uh, where are they at in Mississippi?


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[Assistant] And so it's kind of a different thing that they're doing and going in a direction. Um, so that's why they invite us to go and do that, but they're awesome. They're wonderful people. Now, uh, we love you, Gina. We appreciate everything that you're doing.


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[Assistant] Ms. Christine brought up something about a plane.


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[Assistant] You don't know what I'm talking about until you've been in this situation. Here's what they didn't hear, okay?


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[Assistant] Christine, Sy, and Alicia, here's what they did in here.


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[Assistant] Lean forward, Johnny D. When the pilot grabbed my shirt, he said, Philip, we're going, we're going down.


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[Assistant] And he said go and make sure everybody got their belts on and try to be cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he talks to her and she says, no, I go to put her seatbelt on and she said, she's reading her book and she said, she gave me that hunt. She said, honey.


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[Assistant] I said, Miss Christine, I need to put your seatbelt on. I go, and she was like, Philip, calm down. We all gonna die at some point.


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[Assistant] I said, Alicia, I need to put more belts on you. You gotta put all that. And she said, more?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you just got the lap belt on, you can put all the straps up. Shoulder straps.


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[Assistant] She said, honey, our kids are grown, we're gonna be fine, don't worry.


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[Assistant] No. No. So, so he just knew that the outer window, the pressure was gonna pop it as well. Uh, cause the inner one already popped. But he said it's very likely that we're fixin' to go down.


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[Assistant] So when he started dropping altitude, and it couldn't happen fast enough, it seemed like four hours, it was probably twenty minutes I mean. Probably five. I was sweating it.


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[Assistant] We did survive, but I'm gonna tell ya, when we landed, and they had another plane for us to get on too, they all went and got on the plane, and I was like, I don't think I can do it.


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[Assistant] I knew we were gonna die. I don't know, maybe I'm skeptical.


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[Assistant] What did, I would like to know what Christine thought about it and then also what Trace and two of your grandchildren came, correct? Yes. I want to know what they thought about it too.


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[Assistant] Well, you'll know who he is, I guess. Yeah, I guess you had to be a little lenient with it.


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[Assistant] You know what happens when I go and talk to them about anything, they just blow me off. Don't mean nothing. No.


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[Assistant] So I can remember a couple of fourth of July's ago, we were in Oklahoma and you got up and gave a good, a nice sermon. And yeah, we had a horse trough. We had a horse trough. We baptized five in it, but it was good. That's how you did good.


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[Assistant] But you're letting him go. Yeah, it's us and the Macmillan.


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[Assistant] Hey lemme tell you how sneaky, uh, yeaah. Lemme tell you how sneaky Christine is. Now we're-


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[Assistant] Sigh, thank you for the first class flights everywhere we go. But, me and Alicia, and these two, we're going somewhere else. We are going to Hawaii. Are you going first class? Yea. Oh, you are first class.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, look who I'm hanging out with. It's a free trip. It's a free trip. Anyway. That's a good point. So, uh, I have my seat leaned back, you know, and it's supposed to be up and Christine rats me out. She snitches me out because that lady said, sir, leading your seat up. And I look back there and Christine's


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[Assistant] You gotta walk the line when you're with Mr. King. He wasn't listening. I wasn't listening.


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[Assistant] But you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna do the, uh, zipline. Zip line.


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[Assistant] Christine will do it. She's already been parasailing and, and we went to see the, in Belize we went to the, um, Mayan ruins. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we've done some really cool stuff. Si, you're going ziplining? Oh no, Si ain't going. Probably not.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll, I'll let you know. I'll take the GoPro. Yeah, you need to. We'll get some good footage.


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[Assistant] So, uh, did y'all swim with the dolphins last time? No. Okay. But I'm amped this time.


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[Assistant] We're going to go see the waterfalls. We're going to see, uh, they're going to have a, what's it called at night? A luau. A luau. Yea, we'll head to that one.


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[Assistant] She's better looking than Paula Deen. She's a lot more fun Paula Deen. Way more fun.


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[Assistant] And she's got a magic purse right there. Why is it magic?


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[Assistant] Tell JD about the time Scott came up missing and y'all didn't know where he was and when you found him and where.


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[Assistant] Oh, she would say, she said, you're so stupid. Hold his hands for me so I can talk to you, Christine. There you go. Anything you want to ask her, go ahead. He won't, he won't interrupt. He knows better now. That will shut him down.


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[Assistant] He just- I couldn't even talk! He forgets who he is. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] To y'all's friends that y'all left. Yeah. So we left her in Germany.


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[Assistant] I was ready to get out of this joint. Christine, you need something to throw at him.


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[Assistant] We have a Bible verse to send us out of here. We say if you get that picture then I'll send ya.


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[Assistant] Make a phone call to him and don't talk to him. Okay. Now why are you here?


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[Assistant] I do have. No, she stays in her room.


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[Assistant] Okay. And, and this conversation went on with them too. Okay. And my mother would say, no, it's not that he can't hear is he's got selective hearing.


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[Assistant] Hey, you don't even translate. It's just, it's like hitting a wall. It's coming up here and it goes...


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[Assistant] You didn't hear that because it didn't involve what you wanted to hear.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's right. I'll bring her some, uh, venison steak. Yeah. Then everything's cool. Okay. Otherwise.


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[Assistant] Oh, hey, no, it's the thing about you really are stating you do have a hearing problem due to


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he admits it there. Not much. Why?


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[Assistant] The only thing it's good for is to hold them glasses up.


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[Assistant] So yeah, I've got, I've got what is called a high frequency hearing loss.


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[Assistant] The reason I'm laughing at him is I'll go in and get me some tea out of the refrigerator, and if I don't shut the door, it'll make the beeping noise.


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[Assistant] That's why, that's why it's so funny when you're around dogs. You know, you'll be sitting there and then the dog will go.


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[Assistant] Robertson? All different types of owls. Okay. And what? The great northerner, great northern owl.


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[Assistant] You got to understand. Okay. The great door now. Okay. He's in, he's in the North. Okay. Lot of snow.


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[Assistant] He's got three pro system. Okay. One of them, there's a mouse under the snow going around. He, he can, he can. Hey, look.


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[Assistant] It is so cute, okay. He knows how much speed he's had to hit to get him. Two foot of snow.


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[Assistant] And did you know that a owl makes no sound when he's flying?


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[Assistant] That's where we got the stealth from, is they studied the owl.


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[Assistant] They watch the stupid owl when he's flying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sitting in a stand, high seat in Germany, hunting the roe deer. Look, I walked in before daylight, big open field, pretty green grass.


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[Assistant] Got in a stand, well it's daylight now and I'm watching, and I look over at 400 yards, here comes a red fox.


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[Assistant] Well, he's coming towards where I walk, so you can see it, y'all, with what do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Same thing with uh, uh, uh, polar bear. What?


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[Assistant] That's why I look, hey, under snow, six foot of snow.


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[Assistant] Here, he hears him onto the snow and then he does the same thing. I fucked up, jumps up, come down unreal.


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[Assistant] Talk about. That's why I made a rule a long time ago. I don't ever hunt nothing that will hunt me back.


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[Assistant] Oh, the grizzly bear. Oh, from end to end? Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah, from head to toe. He was stood, they mounted him standing up.


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[Assistant] You come in from outside, that was back when they didn't have any kind of jetway. You had to down steps and go inside and you come around the corner and come around the corner and there he is.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna fight, but I will go with the grizzly. I'm gonna go with the gorilla.


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[Assistant] The reason I said that is because a grizzly bear can hit a full grown elk that weighs 2000 pounds and break his neck.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just telling you like it is, boy. Love is in the air. Okay? The award's gone.


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[Assistant] I knew he had a good day. That's a good day. He sent me a picture of an elephant.


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[Assistant] So yeah, you got a full service experience on the elephants. Oh yeah. It was, I mean, elephant rut to elephant, but there you go.


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[Assistant] I was just going to ask if that was a Sigmund and Freud washout. No, no, it probably was.


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[Assistant] Look how pretty they are. Look at them blue eyes. Imagine that poor tiger going to kindergarten. Having to spell manticore out of bed, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the other has been like our interpretation of it, but no, now we're on a program. Now you've read a book. No, online.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know how you watch a YouTube video? No, I paid for a service online.


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[Assistant] And Brittany, it's, it's a lot rougher on her than it is on me. Cause the crying bothers her. She's a light sleeper.


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[Assistant] I just, I was so mad that it had finally worked and then that happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it felt like, man, should we be doing this? But yeah, we're going to keep doing it.


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[Assistant] Nighttime, we're golden. They, they, they, they suck at naps. That's the problem.


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[Assistant] Nighttime, they sleep like 10 to 11 hours every night. Ah, that's a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm beginning to think we may have, but the crazy thing is like,


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[Assistant] They alternate their good naps generally, right? So we're just trying to get them on somewhat of a same schedule so mom can plan and do things during the day. So that's, I don't know. There's two of them. That's wild. So it's just, and June 23rd is a big day, Johnny D for me. What's June 23rd? I made the appointment today.


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[Assistant] Then, uh, the lady taking all my information on the phone, whatever, she's like, do you need to come in for a consult? I said, no ma'am, I'm ready. When, when, when's your first opening?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I said, I don't need... He double checks with you. I don't need to be talked in or out of this. I'm ready. I'll give you my wife's phone number. She's ready. Like, let's roll.


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[Assistant] No, one of my best friends did it. Yeah, and he went back. Yeah, Clay did. Oh. Clay had what I call the world's dumbest surgery.


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[Assistant] I consider it to be the world's dumbest surgery. You know, whatever.


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[Assistant] That's done. It's, it's, you're done. Let's uh, let's explore other options. But no, I'm not going back.


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[Assistant] Like a psychiatrist. Yeah, not the ones that go to their own school. That's cool.


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[Assistant] I do have a little you can borrow one. Oh, see this is perfect because look, my engine blew up on my truck.


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[Assistant] So then I was driving my dad's and the other day the water pump went out.


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[Assistant] Which whenever your truck breaks down and the one you're driving does too, you may find yourself in a bind just like I was last week. So, um, you just never know. Look, and with Dave, there's absolutely no interest, late fees or credit check. That's more money to fill your tank or get your truck running. Finally, get your car repaired.


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[Assistant] From the future you. Hey, we've all been there. It happened. It just happened to me last week. I'm sure it's happening. It's happened to y'all at some point in your life. Si could have used it growing up. I know. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] So it's not, it's not nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just life. It's just what happens. So look, Dave can help you out. All you have to do is download the Dave app from the app store right now or go to dave.com slash duck. That's d-a-v-e dot com slash.


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[Assistant] Who's the pooper? That was the eater. Who's the pooper? The one that's at about a half squat right now.


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[Assistant] I had a cop come to the house yesterday morning, so I agree. For what? I guess he wanted to wake my kids up from their morning nap.


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[Assistant] Was this one of your friends? No, he was, no, he was, he was, uh, there had been some vehicle burglaries in my neighborhood.


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[Assistant] Oh, they already have, they didn't, but he went to every house after that, he was like...


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[Assistant] So I don't have to come back. Will you please go check your vehicle and make sure that everything's in there? And when that turns light.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything, everything appears. I don't leave much in my truck. It's not hunting season. Hunting season, that had been a little bit longer of a, of a list of things to check, but it ain't hunting season. So really all I had in there was a couple of cans of snuff. Oh, I shouldn't have said that, but anyway.


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[Assistant] Uh, I didn't have much in there and, uh, it was all still there. So he was like, okay, just, I just letting you know, y'all, y'all be looking cause it's happening in right through this area. I'm working calls every day. And I said, oh, well, thank you, man. I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Especially so. Mike and Dale!


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[Assistant] Damage it, whatever you do to it, whatever you do to pillars, have pillar fights.


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[Assistant] This is a strange area to go around like breaking in people's vehicles and houses.


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[Assistant] I mean, everybody I know has a gun in their pocket. It's certainly a good way to get like a sunroof where your baseball cap used to sit. I mean, that's a good, that's a good place to lose that. Cause you know, I just don't understand. Go steal a fishing reel.


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[Assistant] Bell on that's three of those fishing reels. There you go. Nice lift.


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[Assistant] Oh, so they called the, they called the perpetrator? They did?


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[Assistant] So the Facebook police got him caught. Got him. Done got him got. You gonna learn today. It's the world we live in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, perhaps maybe I should join one of my neighborhood groups. I think there's about three of them. We ain't got about 40 houses in there. I don't know how we have that many.


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[Assistant] Lock your doors. Uh oh. Pictures of your neighborhood. Is it really? The old boy with the tattoo?


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[Assistant] There you go. That's on the street. I will bet you a dime it's not a copperhead.


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[Assistant] So were there any posts regarding last night's events in your neighborhood?


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[Assistant] Really? Are we allowed to talk about that? Why not? Well, they ain't posting nothing about it. Oh, well yea, she said it's wedding week. Okay. I saw that.


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[Assistant] Johnny, he sent me a picture. I said, you need to trim them limbs. Hammer, we can't see nothing. I mean, it's having to watch it on the reflection of the water.


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[Assistant] That was probably Kay. Well the only funny person there would have been Kay, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] We share a backyard. They know if we're having people over too. Yeaah. That doesn't mean you sat there and watched even though you did. I did. I mean. I did.


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[Assistant] Allison, what a party pooper. I bet Jep's got more than one fridge though. Could you smell the food? Couldn't smell the food. Nah, it probably wasn't that good. Nah.


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[Assistant] And it means it wasn't cooked there, so it was catered.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad I somehow made it through there unscathed.


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[Assistant] That's what they're doing. Like little scoops of ice cream for the woodpecker. Little cold bud.


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[Assistant] I see him. I got a pair of the meanest mockingbirds you ever met in your life right now in my front yard.


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[Assistant] Nested? Oh yea. Oh they'll dive bomb you. The little ones just fledged, left the nest. Yea. And they are, you walk outside, you're getting hit in the back by a maca. No, no, yea. Oh they're, they're. 100%.


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[Assistant] The first one the other morning, whenever she got me, I'm assuming it's the mama cause the daddy probably don't care that much. I'm just guessing. Yeah, that's guess.


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[Assistant] She hit me, I was going to get a package from the front door, and she hit me kinda like right between the shoulder blades, and I about crapped down both legs. Cause I didn't even know she was there, she come in quiet.


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[Assistant] In the bush. And I said, aww, nevermind girl, you're fine. You just doing what you do. I can appreciate that.


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[Assistant] I live with one like you right now. I get it. Like, I live with a protective momma. So I, I, I got you. We got about three nests of, of marten.


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[Assistant] I don't know. He got a concrete driveway, probably a dove.


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[Assistant] That happens, man. What'd you think? That all them just come? I mean, like...


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[Assistant] You can generally tell when you go to crack it, it's got a little bit different sound.


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[Assistant] Anyway, let's take our last break, we'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] A B-A-L-E? What's a chorus then? I thought it was a chorus of frogs. It may also be.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm just trying to think of something. I wanted to do dog. I want to go with something that's so obvious. Oh, uh, group of giraffes. Uh, tower. That seems right.


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[Assistant] Well that one's easy. I had to check and see if Hunter was texting him or something.


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[Assistant] I say go for it. Huh? Doesn't seem like he's the kind of guy for renting.


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[Assistant] Si. If Britney go to body slam me, we in a bind.


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[Assistant] Of course. Absolutely. You didn't see him when he walked in today? He had that glazed over look in his eyes like, man, I may have been swerving on them.


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[Assistant] Well, that's cause you're greedy. I'm after, we're out here trying to be a team.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'll tell us all about it. It is for real. Yeah. I heard Jason wouldn't be quiet. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Phil said that? That's what he's saying. That's what Al said. Now not that Al would embellish. That's right.


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[Assistant] We're back. Welcome back to the call room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, Phil, we got a score to settle.


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[Assistant] And the brisket. Si gave us his opinion without you here, right? Okay, yea. Yea, cause Goblin was here.


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[Assistant] So you had the same thing that I had.


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[Assistant] But I thought the ribs were equally as good. So there you go. Okay. So that's a much better take than edible. So we got that either way.


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[Assistant] And they're sitting dominoes. No. This is rib bones. Rib bones.


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[Assistant] You do realize this is the one time you could have brought something back with you and it would have been okay.


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[Assistant] Johnny D had a friend in high school apparently. How many times he'd throw a ball from shortstop to first?


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[Assistant] It looks like that they have it, they don't even know what they do. Danny Rojas on Ted Lasso got the yips for a little while.


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[Assistant] They got a, they got a sports psychologist in there and fixed it.


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[Assistant] Who doesn't love cashews? You love cashews. Snacks rule. I'm, I'm, I'm a pecan guy. Are we out of this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, your chocolate covered gummy bears didn't make it out this roof.


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[Assistant] That never happened, but no matter what you want, popcorn, saltwater taffy, trail mix, dried fruit, nuts.com has got you covered. I mean, it is just like,


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[Assistant] It's unbelievable because we, we got to pick out something whenever we started this and they sent it. And I was like, oh yeah, whatever. It's just, it's nuts, right? How good can they be?


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[Assistant] And then so the almonds were really good. Cashews were really good. We all tried the gummy bears right here in front of everybody. They were fantastic. Y'all talked about the mango. You loved it. So.


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[Assistant] If you're already stocked up at home, they also sell directly to businesses. So you can get it, you know, if you want.


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[Assistant] You want to cover the round table at the honey hole and some delicious snacks? They can do that. They can have snacks with their coffee when they come in there.


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[Assistant] Have you seen the video of Charles Barkley trying to swing a golf club? Have you ever watched him try to hit a golf ball? No. For years he was able to hit a golf ball fine. Till he wasn't.


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. I'll tell you this, I borderline one time during duck season got the yips on shooting.


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[Assistant] You got the yips? I went for like a week. You're not supposed to talk about the yips. I know, but- We're all screwed.


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[Assistant] But the part of, I went for like a week where, you can ask Clay, who I went with every day.


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[Assistant] That's what's been happening to me in poker. I wasn't killing nothing. No, you can't get to yips in poker. That's what's been happening


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[Assistant] So here's what he wants to do. I think the guitar one can be fixed. I don't know that there's any fix in the poker room. No, we would all agree.


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[Assistant] See, let me give you an example of what the yips is so that you really understand. You've played dominoes your whole life.


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[Assistant] You go to a psychologist and they break down whatever mental barrier is blocking it for you.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I've tried, and I'm too big of a sissy. That mess hurts.


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[Assistant] You can have the sound machine turn on. You can have the nightlight turn off. You can do all these things so that.


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[Assistant] It does make it easier. Right now we're kind of in the middle of a little sleep regression, so we need all the help we can get with sleep. And Hatch does that for us. Look, and the coolest thing is the Hatch actually helps them wake up softly. So when the sound and light go off, they know that it's time to get up. For ours, the sound goes off and the green light turns on.


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[Assistant] That grows with your kids. So if they ever do separate rooms, I'm sure they're going to be fighting over who gets the hatch. But you know, that's fine. They can sort it out the old fashioned way. I don't mind that. So they can arm wrestle for it or they can just sleep in the same room.


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[Assistant] It has helped our kids sleep better. It's so, it's funny cause like now when the light goes green, if they're not awake when they wake up, the first thing they do is turn their head and look. You can see it on the monitor.


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[Assistant] They know if it ain't green, dad ain't coming. But as soon as it goes green, they're like, oh, he's on the way. Of course, sometimes I got to remind myself, oh yeah, it's green now. So, you know, go get your kids.


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[Assistant] It has gotten better. Seven month old twins. It was a, it was a bear to get them to sleeping, but they are.


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[Assistant] Thanks to the Hatch. Look, babies love the continuous sounds of white noise and lullabies for a soothing, comfortable sleep environment and Hatch offers you that.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Is it, is it optical illusion?


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[Assistant] Four inch blue gill, he got him one son. Look at him. Do you work at the honey hole or something? Yeah. Oh, I was just curious. Did you pay for that pole?


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[Assistant] See putting that thing in a stranglehold son, say I'm about to choke you.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at mama. Look at mama go. Mama got a regulation ridin' real.


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[Assistant] No, that was my buddy. My other buddy that did that. That was cool. Watching.


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[Assistant] Jacob Wheeler, guest of our podcast, won him a hundred K yesterday. That was cool. How did he do that? I can't say.


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[Assistant] No, he won the fishing, he won the fishing tournament on Lake Gunnersville. He beat them all.


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[Assistant] Devil Horse? No, he was fishing a little bit deeper than Devil's Horse would allow.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not going back down, but I am going to ask our listeners, the people that watch us and comment, if you've ever had the yip.


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[Assistant] Send us your Yip story, like, cause I'm sure it's going to have happened in a bunch of different things. I just want to know where it all, like, it can happen with anything that you do routinely.


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[Assistant] This dude's got a- hey! This dude's got a Wikipedia page! Wait! Yeah.


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[Assistant] Really, the classes were hard, but I was like, I don't have the look of an artist.


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[Assistant] Ah, spring. When you go from freezing them off to sweating them off. When do you just get to be comfortable?


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[Assistant] You know what you might need? Your COPD, a nurse. Which is why we have, nah.


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[Assistant] I went to Mexico, my memories of Burley, or Mr. Dane as I like to call him, uhm, he led a team down to Mexico and he'd take some of the high school kids with him on a, like a mission trip.


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[Assistant] And we were well behaved cause, you know, we don't call him Burley for no reason. He was a big guy, but we had a lot of fun. I'll never forget that trip. But yeah, Burley's in the house.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was already just going. Oh, I thought I was gonna tell you. Keep it rolling. Hey, break! Alright, break! Alright, we're back. What are we gonna do? Well, you know, cuz Bradley is a renaissance man. Yep. Okay.


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[Assistant] Wait, carpenter, nurse, but you also are responsible for all the crazy dog stories we hear, aren't you?


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[Assistant] Well, Jay's got two little five pound yippie dogs that chase you through the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, now we're talking, now we're getting personal about


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[Assistant] Yeah, remember, email anytime. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. I enjoy reading them. Uh, I got a really cool one today.


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[Assistant] She did take a shot at me. She said, I knew if John David could do it, I could too. Proud of you. Uh, she mentioned, uh, Stone talking about being shaped and being active. She said she feels Godwin's pain, but over the last 27 months, she's lost 223 pounds.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of white. What was your name? Aaron from McKinney, Texas.


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[Assistant] You were a big like fruit guy. You switched from Waffle House to like a small cup of fruit for breakfast.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time cleaning out my, you know, I was working out a lot with stone and got real into it, and then job switch, life, busy, which is just all straight up excuses, but yesterday,


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[Assistant] My dad lost 30 pounds basically on sweet tea alone.


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[Assistant] He was sitting there, he went and ordered, cause you know how they got the calories listed at the restaurants.


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[Assistant] Cut those out, and now, you know, Big Daddy's only like 195 these days.


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[Assistant] And we're, that's awesome. Thank you for sharing that. That's cool that, I mean, like Martin said, that was all you, but if we were any inspiration or advice, that's just cool to hear. So thank you for that.


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[Assistant] And then I got one more here for today that's interesting. Hey, Martin, did you meet a little girl that was going to Alabama, uh, versus LSU softball game outside the office? I did. Yea, right out front in the parking lot. I met them too, but they emailed us. Um, super nice family from Texas, Courtney, Blakelin, and Jonathan. Um,


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[Assistant] Uh, but super nice people, but she sent me a story, uh, about rhino poachers and how they try and, you know, stop that from happening over in Africa, which is interesting, but she wants to know our opinion on something. What should the penalty be for poaching?


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[Assistant] That's funny. Well, Martin, I got a Bible verse to send us out of here. Go ahead, big dog.


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[Assistant] Well, Barley got me thinking about just a good friend, like what, like that was really cool what he talked about, like,


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[Assistant] And so, it's a pretty simple verse, and you probably all heard it. Proverbs 27, 17. As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another. You need somebody in your life sharpening you. That's a good one. You're not gonna do it by yourself. Find somebody, whatever you're doing, if it's losing weight,


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[Assistant] Stone had to kick me in gear. If it's living the right life, Burley needed Phil to kick him in gear.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special guest with us this week. Jeff and Jessica.


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[Assistant] Well good news is, that meant you still had skinny legs. True.


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[Assistant] B, it's really close to water. Thank you. And I mean, I've had them. They're not bad, but those are for people that like to pee. That's what, that's what Michelob.


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[Assistant] I got lost in there. There's stuff I ain't ever even heard of. I took plant systematics in college. There's a lot of plants in this world. I thought I knew a bunch of, no, I don't know none of them.


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[Assistant] But happy plants, happy home. Look, do whatever you want to with them. It's a great time in life in the world to give back. Plant a tree. I got some strawberry bushes coming next. Do you really? You gonna be a whole regulation orchard over there. Hey, hey, she can get back on that farm life.


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[Assistant] Well, the W sauce, that's an interesting one. It makes everything better, for one.


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[Assistant] No, man, Big Bear ain't been here yet. I want him to. Look, no, actually what happened, W sauce. Family recipe.


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[Assistant] They're fishing guides originally in Key West. So when that happened, everybody quit traveling. They had to make some income. They decided to bottle the family recipe. And, uh, what you got was a W sauce.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Have I tried it? That one's hot there.


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[Assistant] That one's called Fire Shire. This one is just the OG right here. And now they're making all kinds of stuff. They're making like Bloody Mary mix and all kinds of.


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[Assistant] But the heat, heat doesn't, does it hurt your belly or something? No, it doesn't hurt mine, but I just don't, I don't


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[Assistant] Do you use fillet? Do you use fillet? Yeah, wrong tax bracket. That's fine. We get it.


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[Assistant] Youngest, youngest, okay, yeah, we're getting it now. Now Gus gonna be that way. You gonna train Gus to be that way. That's terrible.


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[Assistant] You keep saying that, he real big now. Just get started now. Hey, football is the best he can play. You know why? Very limited time window.


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[Assistant] August to December, you're done. You're in, you're out. Unlike baseball now that's played 12 months out of the year. Forget that, you don't want to play in baseball.


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[Assistant] Hey, this day in Ajo, he can play like fishing in high school. That's kinda tight. Yeaah. Oh yeaah. West Monroe got a bass thing. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's hard to believe we're almost to the first quarter of 2023. Good grief. It's gone by so fast. I mean, it's unbelievable. We need more time.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, look, for 25 years, Stamps.com has been indispensable for over 1 million businesses and with postage rates increasing again.


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[Assistant] Stamps.com is a no brainer. They got the best discounts in the industry. Plus, Stamps.com automatically tells you your cheapest and fastest shipping option. You can get up to 84% off of USPS or UPS rates.


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[Assistant] If you sell products online, stamps.com seamlessly connects with every major marketplace and shopping cart like Etsy and eBay. Use stamps.com to print posters wherever you do business. All you need is a computer and a printer. They even send you a free scale so that you have everything you need to get started. If you need a package pickup, like Johnny D said,


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[Assistant] And a free digital scale, no long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page and enter code.


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[Assistant] One of you a chance to confess or defend or, or I don't really know how you'd say this, but Si told a story.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm the same way. I wake up an hour early so I can get that done at home. That's right. I like home field advantage.


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[Assistant] Look, Mike Lindell, my pillow guy, you getting fans of all ages. Carter stealing his dad's pillow. The MyPillow 2.0, just snatch that up. You know what, I bet, you know why I took it.


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[Assistant] The all new fabric technology helps you regulate your body temperature through the night by creating a lower surface temperature for a more restful night's sleep look.


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[Assistant] And since it's a fiber and not just a finish, it ain't going nowhere. It's going to be there for the life of the fabric.


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[Assistant] You're good to go. Look, the MyPillow 2.0 has a knife edge seam. No guess it is available in four loft levels. Look, and the good news is Carter's got it.


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[Assistant] And you can wash it and dry it. So even if you get drools on it or whatever. He's a drooler. Yeah, he is a drooler. So you can just throw it in the washing machine. Big drool guy. You can throw it in the washing machine, then you can dry it and you're ready to go.


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[Assistant] And if you need more reason to get it, it's a 10 year warranty, 60 day money back guarantee. You're not going to need them, but it's nice to know that they're there. The MyPillow 2.0, you knew it was going to be good because we know how good the slippers were. I wore them this morning taking my kids to school. And the sheets. The sheets. And the man. Damn, size favorite.


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[Assistant] All you have to do is go to MyPillow.com slash Duck to get the all new MyPillow 2.0, the slippers.


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[Assistant] So look, Jep, y'all been on the road. You leave the old man at home filming Duck Family Treasure. What's life been like on the road again?


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[Assistant] So treat it like a real hunt. You go scout and then you go hunt. That's right. That's exactly right.


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[Assistant] Like, nah, Jason leave you in a heartbeat. Jason's about self-preservation when it comes to sickness. He's like, nah, I'm out, bro. Like, you know, I'll get you home, but you ain't going with me.


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[Assistant] But yeah, so you, you, you have worked a gamut of jobs. That's, that's kind of your jack of all trades. And now it sounds like you're going to be a football coach before it's all said and done. So I can appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Hey, a man can dream. A man can dream. Let the man dream. Jeff wants to be in Baton Rouge cheering on as they beat Alabama. I mean, that's cool.


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[Assistant] It's getting better. It's getting way better than it was. Way better than when I played it. They actually have pads now.


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[Assistant] Like some of our stuff was even, them little thin pads they put in the helmet back in the day just...


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[Assistant] So that's a good thing, but let's take our last break. We're going to get to some questions from some fans for you guys in our last segment. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] The fans have submitted questions via Instagram for you guys. I like this one. I don't know how to say their name, but they'll know that they do. That's actually kind of funny. If you both could dye your hair slash beard to match each other, what color would it be? Jeff, would you go blonde or?


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[Assistant] I remember that. That's when she was into like the old timey pictures too. She was into dressing y'all up like y'all were from the thirties and stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, favorite, Jess, this would be a good one for you. Favorite Blue Bell ice cream flavor. You're the snacker of the family. You like a good late night snack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm closer to Jessica. Anytime you get away from vanilla, you're really playing with danger there.


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[Assistant] Oh Lord have mercy, he's going to kill us. Do y'all have any celebrity crushes?


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[Assistant] I watched the first one, but I won't say anything. I'm not going to spoil it. But anyway, thank y'all so much for coming on. Uh, Jeff, I'll let you plug, uh, your, your guys one more time, the website, if they want to get involved with, uh, y'all's foundation and all that. So, and that lets you send us out of here.


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[Assistant] Good to be here. Gee, I've been sitting over there watching y'all and Martin, you talks darn fast. I don't, I'm amazed at the way.


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[Assistant] I've been doing this for a guy for a decade or more now, y'all. See?


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[Assistant] Welcome to the Duck Caller. Well, I appreciate it. Thank y'all for having me today. I've been.


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[Assistant] Hearing people coming on my Facebook and they says, it's good to hear you in the duck call room the other day, mountain man. I wasn't in the duck call room.


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[Assistant] What's going on? And then another guy come on. I said, well, I may have filmed for a show. I kind of want to tell what it is, but it ain't there that I know of yet. What is it? And then you told me.


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[Assistant] You had me on speakerphone, you called me the other day, Mark.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's been treating me pretty good, you know. I had, I went through a lot back the last, last, last year. My, lost my dad, my brother. Just been two months.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and it kind of, it threw a rock at me. Oh, that hurt, you know. So, and then, you know, I moved up to Tennessee. I'm living in a camper up there. That's alright for a little while.


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[Assistant] You wake up, he's in your bed, you're looking at a darn dog looking back at you and he just, I don't know, but look, I've thought about maybe this year going on a good woman hunt. A good woman hunt. A good woman hunt.


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[Assistant] Look, I, I, I ain't sure I fit in anywhere. Some of them said, boy, you just, you sound like you could be from here, but we really can't figure out where you come from, you know.


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[Assistant] Man, I have got my own spicy seasoning out, y'all. It's called Mountain Man's.


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[Assistant] Kabooya Spicy Seasoning. And look at that. Y'all, y'all can't see it. Oh, no, they can see it, don't they? We put it up to the microphone, y'all smell real hard.


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[Assistant] Man, this is some good stuff though. You can use it. I've been using it on eggs in the morning. It's good.


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[Assistant] It's good on eggs. You cook your bacon down in that skillet and you get your bacon out and you pour all the grease out, but leave it, you know, bacon grease on the bottom of your skillet and then you sprinkle it on the bottom of your skillet and you let it get hot.


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[Assistant] Well, it's getting just right. Then that's when you pop your eggs. Sometimes I put a little milk down there in my eggs and roll them around in half of them eggs and put a little cheese.


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[Assistant] Hey, I've been up there a few times. You can watch them cook and learn something. Yeah, but look, this is, I've got it on. You can go to kabooyah.com. Mountain man's kabooyah. K-A-B-O-O-Y-A-H. Kabooyah.


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[Assistant] It does, cause I ain't seen a, you know, it blowed up that big.


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[Assistant] It is good stuff. Man, and use it on burgers, chicken, steaks, on the grill, and it's blackening as well. Oh, you can do it all. Y'all have had black.


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[Assistant] It is. I'm going, I guess somebody's having a birthday party and after that I'm going south to go get me some shrimp.


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[Assistant] Not a great hand, boy. My dog was born in a back seat of a blue-heeler bus. He's been riding ever since he was a puppy. But yeah, I do go places.


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[Assistant] They first came, the first batch had come out with it, wasn't near about as red, and it just didn't have enough kick. It was just like...


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[Assistant] It needed just a little bit. We're worried about, you know, people up north, you get a little bit too hot for them, which is nothing to us.


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[Assistant] No, no, I can't eat it. But I got something kind of in between where Yankee's down to us rednecks.


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[Assistant] Describe, oh, it just, it, it just excites your taste buds. You don't have to have taste buds. It, it's like,


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[Assistant] Kinda like Tony Chakri's cross with a blackening and then a secret ingredient that I can't figure out.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Heck, I feel like I'm, well I'm 65, gonna be 66 this year. Some days I feel like I'm going on to 83. I don't know if Cy ever had any of them days or not.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I said, well, if you're gonna do it, do it now, because I'd like to get a show where I involve kids in it, you know, where kids could have a good show to watch, you know. Of course, no cussing, carrying on, no suggestive stuff.


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[Assistant] I was curious on yours. Well I always enjoyed the free food, you know.


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[Assistant] Ah, it's a lot to choose from. I really enjoyed filming off my back porch that time, the wood chipper scene. Yep. Where Willie about, well, he had to go and he wasn't number one either. That was pretty good, I believe.


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[Assistant] You know, I believe, Cy, you were really getting to him at that scene. A lot of times, you know, we may.


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[Assistant] Act like it's bothering us more than what it is, but I believe Sy really got to him because Willie, after they shut that scene down, I was aggravating him on the microphone there. He took that football. I don't know if y'all remember him throwing that football at me.


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[Assistant] As hard as he could, I'd just seen it come and I stuck my hand up and bang, it hit my hand. It was headed right at my head.


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[Assistant] And I had it kind of bounced in my hand like a one-handed catch and it fell, dropped off.


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[Assistant] That was a good one, you know. Well, he's a heartbreaker, you know. I found that out. He just took my squirrel.


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[Assistant] I tried to get it back from Willie, but I couldn't get it back.


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[Assistant] You know, I never dreamed it in a million years. You know, Willie asked me that. You know, I knew Willie's involved in Buck Commander and Duck Commander and this that and the other, but I thought it maybe it was for a commercial or something for one of them. I'm outdoor channels and.


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[Assistant] And I didn't know really what I was getting into that I walked out that open field where I had a camper.


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[Assistant] And uh, I didn't know that it was actually A&E Nationwide. I asked Willie when I got over to talk to him, first time, and he said it was A&E Mountain Man Nationwide. I said, mmm.


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[Assistant] And it was on after that. But I think I was only supposed to be in one scene, that's what I hear, but they like me. I'm glad they like me.


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[Assistant] Well, I love them teeth, you know. I love everybody. I mean, we're supposed to love everybody, but they like me teeth.


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[Assistant] A lot of times in life I'll just settle with somebody that likes me, cause there ain't no way they could love me sometimes, I feel, but maybe I'm underestimating, but yeaah, they love me and uh, heck it went on.


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[Assistant] I suggest that to anybody nowadays. I get a trade because I feel like we're going to need more of them in the future.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm off of trade schools, you know. You ain't gotta have a college degree to keep up with me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't give me an extra year. I'm just 65 until October now, but yeah, close enough. Yeah. Oh, I don't, you know, I personally had to drag a few of them younger brunks out in the days, you know, they couldn't take them young kids. They ain't used to that heat. Some of them.


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[Assistant] After hanging out with me a while, they, they know I'm like this, but.


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[Assistant] I had a lady say that she was an elderly lady and I really respected her and she was at a restaurant and listened to me talk at the table next to me and of course I took pictures with everybody at the table she was with.


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[Assistant] But her, and she came up to me and says,


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[Assistant] Do you really talk like that all the time young man? I said, yes ma'am I do. She said, I don't think you do. And then she walked on.


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[Assistant] Man, that woman, that kinda hurt my feelings a little bit, you know.


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[Assistant] Half a mile an hour faster or so, but not much. Which will get you up to a solid like .6.


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[Assistant] But look, you take some, you take some green beans, some string beans, and you got a girl staring at them, and she dumps them off of her big spoon on the old plate, and they bounce.


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[Assistant] See, I'm talking kind of fast, cause right now...


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[Assistant] Oh mountain boy, I'm glad he's got him a girlfriend. Is that that boy? He loves the ladies, but he is speaking of them. I'll say this real quick. Not to throw you off the subject.


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[Assistant] He has got him a girlfriend he's had for a long time. She works for, it's in Labnam, Tennessee, but she works for the Sheriff's Department. So he gets out of hand, she just go handcuff him, lock him on up, that's all.


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[Assistant] I've been called, I had nicknames through high school. They call me Geronimo. I look a little like an Indian.


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[Assistant] But one guy, when I got a job doing electrical work with these rednecks from Cottontown, Tennessee, they couldn't say my last name, Gerardi.