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[Assistant] You were careless. You left a trail. Now he's onto you.


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[Assistant] Please, I helped you back there.


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[Assistant] We've accumulated vast intelligence on the demons and their collaborators. World leaders, bankers, pop stars. We can hit them where it hurts.


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[Assistant] Virtual taught me the basics of demonology and occultism. Built a natural talent for it. Said it would help me to focus on something constructive instead of...


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[Assistant] I was here years ago as a child. I explored the whole facility unseen. I sensed a demon under the factory. Succubus. An ancient one. I believe it's the source of the psychotropic ingredient. That's what they use to control us.


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[Assistant] If you're told something's true often enough, you tend to believe it. He told me I was crazy for seeing demons.


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[Assistant] Virgil pulled me out of the nightmare. You?


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[Assistant] It was triggered by extreme psychosomatic trauma. The nightmares.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but the demons may sense you once you're in limbo. So stay alert.


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[Assistant] It's okay. I felt nothing. I couldn't physically escape, so I found another way. I aimlessly wandered limbo in spirit form.


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[Assistant] I found Virgil there. He heard my cry for help.


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[Assistant] He helped me to deal with the demons, both figuratively and literally.


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[Assistant] So the hell gate is the main source of Mundus's power. It can only be reached from his chamber. You must break into the chamber and close the hell gate. Mundus is still weak from his last outburst. This is your chance to defeat him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cuz my girlfriend's Lena and everybody on earth calls her Lena.


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[Assistant] You would assume Lena, right? Yeah. But I mean, that's the whole thing is like, if you're going to have a name that's spelled in a traditional way, but then tell everybody it's pronounced differently, it would be like me getting mad at people for calling me Adam and be like, no, it's Adam.


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[Assistant] Was that a combination of your first and middle name? Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's beautiful. You know, part of the reason why I'm so excited about this is because like any interview that my girlfriend gets excited about is a big deal to me and uh, she listens to your songs on cam all the time. She was just really, really excited about it.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. So did you guys grow up with a lot of musical and cultural influences? Cause it seems like you come from an artistic background for sure, right?


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[Assistant] Holy shit. Were you aware that your sister was like a dance prodigy?


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[Assistant] That's an underrated hustle right there. There's a lot of motherfuckers who just, that's how they're getting by and they got a lot of different clout they travel between important circles of rappers and it's an interesting inroad into the industry.


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[Assistant] Okay, amazing. So, okay, when I say dance prodigy, is that accurate? Was there like a lot of hype around you and people realizing like she's really, really fucking good for her age?


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[Assistant] Was it tough to sort of like break past that idea of being a dancer? Because it's like obviously a very vital role, but then being an artist, it's like you have, it's like being a producer and then it's tough to get taken serious as a rapper. It's like, it's weird how like in this day and age where it's so easy for people to have multiple hustles, it kind of gets looked down upon and it's hard for people to take you serious.


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[Assistant] You wrote it for her? How the fuck did you get into that game alongside doing all this other shit?


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[Assistant] That seems, that sounds crazy, like it seems like it must be really hard to get into the world of writing songs for JLo. I'm assuming you like probably were impressed by being able to write for JLo, like how the fuck did I just get into this position?


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[Assistant] Cause okay, there's a thing that happens with a label where it's like if you meet somebody and it's clear that they just are doing what they're doing and that's what you're gonna be signing up for, but I can totally imagine that the label would look at you and be like, bro, she is pretty, she's cool, she's talented, she can dance, we are gonna take this girl and just turn her into a star, fuck what she wants to do, we are coaching her through whatever.


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[Assistant] It feels like whatever situation you end up in, you seem like you do pretty well in it and end up making good relationships and like impressing people, huh?


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[Assistant] Aww, that's adorable. Okay, but I have to cover this before we get into like your most recent project, which I spent today in LA traffic driving around listening to, but can we talk about when you got the Prince cosign and exactly how that happened? Because that's kind of astounding. I didn't expect to find out about that today.


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[Assistant] That is crazy, so influential, like changed the game so many, so many different levels. Okay, so you signed with Def Jam and then like what is the process like before you get your first project together?


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[Assistant] I feel like there's a lot of dancing going on, but it's like people doing the whoa in their bathroom. It's not, it's not like the real choreographed like thing. Like when you watch your videos, that's what always stands out is like this looks dope as fuck cause it's like, it has like real dancing going on.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, okay, but on, on your project, did you not know that Lil Baby was gonna be the smash hit? Because it's like song number 11, which is not typically how you do it if you think it's gonna be the single.


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[Assistant] Is that always kinda like a weird thing from your perspective where it's like obviously you fuck with rap and stuff and you're not quite a rapper and you have to like make the decision about putting rappers on certain songs and like that's gonna bring in some audience?


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[Assistant] That is crazy. Yo, but that little baby song is like ridiculously huge. Like it's so, there's something about when you hear it, it just feels very familiar. Like it just, it just works. But you, you just wrote that by yourself? Like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that song is like a comp- like it's a compliment in a weird way too. I believe that you wrote it, but like everybody when I was playing it today and stuff, like my friends who are like music industry friends were like, you think she wrote that? I'm like, I honestly have no idea. It seems like kind of like too good. Like, I don't know, maybe the music industry is crazy. There's a whole machine out there.


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[Assistant] How's your family feel about how crazy things have gone? Is it kind of mind blowing for them coming from a little bit more humble upbringing?


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[Assistant] I will always say like to artists like, well I mostly deal with like rappers who have security concerns, but I'm always like bro, just you need to be out in the hills, you need to move in Calabasas, whatever, you just gotta get away from all the bullshit, but then at the same time I feel like when people move away from like all their cultural influences, that can sometimes be bad.


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[Assistant] Did that kind of feel like a weird like everything coming around like to be able to perform in that environment versus like that's where you grew up?


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[Assistant] Because I got the jewel, like, jewel pods that you can put in that thing. I guarantee you guys have friends who smoke jewels. The jewel shit took over the world.


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[Assistant] So I mean, have you always been a gym rat? Cause I was checking your story out today and you were going hard. You were in the stairwell. You were going hard, bro.


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[Assistant] Was that always part of the growing up as a dancer thing that you were just like hella physical?


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[Assistant] That's a weird position to be in when you start looking at your career and you're like, damn, I gotta be in shape because my career's gonna be fucked up if I'm not.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the patriarchy. Now, but you know what, that's the crazy thing about it though, is that you can kinda tell when a rapper's career starts getting fucked up because they'll go and get buff. Cause they start thinking like, maybe if I'm hot then people will fuck with me again.


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[Assistant] In general, when you start thinking about how much people judge each other on how they look, it's really fucked up, but it's really such a giant thing. I always think about the imp from Game of Thrones, and he's just treated like a piece of shit his whole life. You haven't watched it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, my girlfriend made me watch like a whole season before I started to really like appreciate it.


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[Assistant] It feels like so many of these popular TV shows these days are about murderers.


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[Assistant] What uh, what collaborations do you have on the way? Because I noticed that you were with uh, Yella Beezy the other day on the Cram as well.


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[Assistant] West Side Boogie. Wow, that's fucking dope too, honestly.


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[Assistant] Oh, he has a show tonight? The Roxy? Oh, that's sick as fuck. I interviewed him like over two years ago. It was weird. Weirdly early on that one.


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[Assistant] No, that's crazy. So, the Lil Baby remix though, that was always in your head that you wanted to get Lil Baby on it?


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[Assistant] I feel like from the label perspective, they're like, if we do this right, this is Ariana.


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[Assistant] I like that you just so casually just throw all these like male rap performers in your, you're not gonna be limited to like, oh I gotta be like girls.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, are there any, like, rappers that you've been listening to in particular that you could see yourself working well together, uh, that you haven't worked with yet?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I live in Brooklyn from like 19 to 27 and then I've been out here ever since. I'm 35 now, so I'm in LA like 8 years.


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[Assistant] Sports-wise, I think of myself as being from like the Boston area.


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[Assistant] It's crazy, uh, I don't want to come off as disrespectful, but it must be crazy being a female artist because let's be real, there's a lot of female artists that are being pushed upon us by the industry who maybe they look good, but they're not really talented or anything. That's the thing that stands out with you like crazy right away is that like, holy shit, this girl's like really, really good.


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[Assistant] It's crazy to think of like, once you get to being the size of a Rihanna though, is that, what does she do? She pulls back, she very


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[Assistant] You know, it's weird, like, people end up pulling back. I guess Cardi is kinda like, uh, an exception to that rule because she's very out there, but even her, she seems like she kinda pulls back as she gets bigger because she realizes-


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[Assistant] Definitely. So this summer it's going down, you got big big plans?


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[Assistant] But you know, you know what's a good thing though too, is that it's like yeaah, it was a smash, but it wasn't like old town road. It was still like, it's not something that like sent you into outer space because I feel like that happens to artists now. Like think about the pressure that's on Lil' Miles X after that.


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[Assistant] I believe it. That is wild. So are you on board for like all the tours that she's on and everything like that? You guys got this new video out by the way too. We gotta talk about that.


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[Assistant] Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Uhm, Danny Lay, appreciate you coming on the show. It's been a great experience. This is to learn about the family.


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[Assistant] Just like your father. Too big for your fucking boots. Me, a god.


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[Assistant] I will ask you again. Why did you kill my child? Because you killed my mother. So it was revenge.


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[Assistant] They fought. They killed. They starved.


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[Assistant] That brought prosperity. That brought structure.


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[Assistant] Besides violence. War. Death.


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[Assistant] Nah, those blues can't move for shit. I've gotten a little gun happy though.


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[Assistant] And I feel like I'm sitting alone and I'm fishing. And I'm thinking, Dad. And... He's having me acknowledge this feeling of like, I'm there with you, I'm there with you.


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[Assistant] We're always ordering all the biggest stories off the news menu, but sometimes I like to take the leftovers, I like to take them home, put them in the refrigerator, forget about them for a week.


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[Assistant] When they start to stink up my fridge I toss them into the news disposal that is my segment. MEANWHILE!


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[Assistant] Look, I don't wanna, I don't wanna quibble with Jose Cuervo's marketing team, but technically every train is all you can drink if you hide in the bathroom.


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[Assistant] The tequila train travels from Guadalajara to tequila Mexico either at sunrise or sunset.


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[Assistant] Experts blame the spread of Supergonorrhea on the overuse of antibiotics and uninformed public and rakes.


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[Assistant] Colorado Girl Scout Marketing. Meanwhile.


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[Assistant] The idea came from the Girl Scouts' mom, who is a marketing professional, who saw the picture on Facebook, which features a shirtless picture of Momoa. Yes, that's why she was looking at shirtless Jason Momoa pictures. Uh, don't come in, I'm marketing.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, a whistleblower has revealed that tourists visiting the Grand Canyon's Museum Collections building have been exposed to radiation for nearly two decades because three paint buckets filled with uranium sat in the building.


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[Assistant] Apparently the buckets of uranium exposed adults to 400 times the health limit of radiation. Hold on! Do we know if anyone had sex near those buckets? Because if they did, we may finally know the origin story of Supergonorrhea.


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[Assistant] Okay, cam girl interview just went down, thought it was pretty good. Talked about some of the behind the scenes workings of the No Jumper empire, as well as her own personal career, while she's focusing on her career. We talked about dating Lil Pump, I think she was trolling a little too hard. I think people are gonna think she actually dated Lil Pump, but you know, what can you do? So, Lil Skye's next.


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[Assistant] Jogging Facebook is a rarely used technique these days, so I can...


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[Assistant] No, this is some weird coincidence shit that I already had his interview lined up for today. I was like, damn, we gotta open gap because somebody else called out. I'm like, Lil Nar, we gotta get Lil Nar in here. I didn't know they were gonna be together. It's crazy. It's a small world, right? Somebody just hit their fucking door. Somebody hit their door? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's saying that they hit him, but when you actually look at the cars, it's like, he had to have hit them because like, I'm not gonna get into my logic of how I think this went down, but it doesn't really. I'm pretty sure the white guy fucked up.


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[Assistant] My name is Ed Snowden. I'm 29 years old. I work for Booz Allen Hamilton as an infrastructure analyst for NSA in Hawaii. What we see is someone who has come.


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[Assistant] And we know that the NSA revelations have prompted them to make massive changes.


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[Assistant] In the way their systems work and they're now trying to encrypt that data on a crash program to get all of that information encrypted.


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[Assistant] Surveillance assistance is now in the structure of these companies. It's something they're very comfortable with. There's no CEO of a telephone company that's losing sleep.


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[Assistant] He was an independent operator of an internet company who really cared about privacy and the trust of his users.


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[Assistant] In that business, most companies are offering services to large numbers of users and don't really want to deal with some kind of lengthy legal fight.


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[Assistant] So a cookie is a unique identifier set by any website that your computer interacts with. And to be clear, it doesn't have to be the website that you're visiting. You visit any given site and your computer will interact with dozens if not hundreds of servers run by different companies.


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[Assistant] So this is, is this the, this the big beach? What beach? East Coast? West Coast? Jersey.


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[Assistant] So what I want you to do, I'm going to give you some advice. Before you go, make sure you don't have any literature on you because they're burning books at the border.


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[Assistant] So make sure you just, you don't have nothing on you. Just, they get rid of all stuff. That's it. Health magazines, uhm, if there's any, ehm, ehm, ehm, ehm, definitely, if there's anything that references like last decade or anything in the past. Ciao.


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[Assistant] Unless you have an outfit competition with one of your fellow castmates. Tybus came in here looking like Tupac last year. That was crazy. That was crazy. But yea man, this is what it is bro.


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[Assistant] And you know, I come out on the human side a lot of times. I try to be advocates for younger players. Uhm, you know.


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[Assistant] This is why, you know, you need some sort of structure. You need, like, there has to be something that the league and some people can do because they're not


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[Assistant] It's not sinking in for them. I think they do...


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[Assistant] Something where they just kind of say, okay, there's some people out there that don't, may not like you. You may get into some trouble.


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[Assistant] But they gotta do something more than a symposium or whatever the case may be. Showing these dudes, look man, when you get in here, you're different.


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[Assistant] They have to preach that. You are different. You are different from everybody else. Like, you're different from your family now. You're different from, this is the highest part. Like, the NFL is so popular.


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[Assistant] That players are more popular than politicians, than clergy, than poli- like, you are the top of the food chain.


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[Assistant] That's it. It's not going to, to, to, you know, come back and it'll bite you if you don't have the right type of energy. And I've always said, when you this big, and I learned this lesson from, it was a police officer who used to come talk to our football team. And back then, you know, us being a party school and drinking a lot, he said, listen, you guys don't understand. Like even if somebody comes up and hits you first, like it could be a man or a woman, you, you, you physically can't hit them back.


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[Assistant] He's like, because you're gonna go to the court, the court of law and say, look man, uhm, that guy, he runs, they'll use it against you, he runs a 4-6.


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[Assistant] If he, if he wanted to get away from that guy, he could just run.


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[Assistant] And then you say, well, why do I have to run? They're like, well listen, self-defense is defending yourself.


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[Assistant] Like, you could kill someone, you could punch somebody and accidentally he hits his head, you die. Uhm, so you, there's a lot of things that go into it and it's unfortunate because Perrion may or may not get his career back. Uhm, but at the end of the day, I think it's just another thing served to say, athletes, you just, you gotta watch yourself, man.


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[Assistant] I, I thought, well, you look at Perryon Winfrey, you look at just, and you strip away all the other stuff, you look at his, his, his physical attributes, his defense alignment.


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[Assistant] He's more linear, he's more streamlined, he's more of a smaller pass rush type defense event. If you go back and watch the All 22 on Paragon Winfrey, he struggles at the point of attack when it comes to double teams and taking up double teams. However, he's playing more constricted in a traditional


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[Assistant] One technique or, or, or three techniques.


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[Assistant] Is, is what they call, you know, changing the line of scrimmage. Like, they want guys that can penetrate up field, get up field, and cause a little bit of havoc.


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[Assistant] That's pretty much what his best trait is. Is he gonna be a run stopper? Not really. He struggled mightily. You go back and look at the score as you can see it on there in the film. But I thought he had an opportunity to be a part of the defense and that's why they did keep him around after the last episode, right?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I thought they were going to give them one more opportunity because of the fact that


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[Assistant] They're like, okay, he fits better than Tommy Tokiai. I think Jordan Elliott could play in this defense because he's a guy that gets upfield as well. And they like this type of player coming in. He showed some bright spots last year, but uhm, I think he could have made a team. I think he would have been a rotational guy.


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[Assistant] They knew this too. This is the reason they brought in Tristan Hill. It's the reason they brought in Maurice Hurst. It was the reason why they got Thomas in. And you can actually kick down Zedaria Smith and put him at three technique on pass rush downs too.


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[Assistant] Um, signing, like finding a defensive tackle, like, is hard. That is hard, is, like, is, is, like, when you talk about hit or miss,


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[Assistant] Man, it's hard, like, you don't, like, you can draft a guy, top five, top ten, you can draft him in the sixth round. It is so hard to predict whether or not these guys are gonna come in and be anything. It's just tough.


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[Assistant] And also I think when you're doing team building exercises, at some point the gym and the scouting department


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[Assistant] At best. But here's the thing, Andrew Barry got the highest silly. Because...


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[Assistant] Say for instance, Deshaun Watson is good, then go to the Super Bowl. He just leapfrog everybody.


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[Assistant] Because the risk reward is so high. No other, no other person was gonna, not only, matter of fact, you gotta look at the deal. That's a pretty huge if. But, but I'm saying, like, he, but there's room for that, right? If you look at the fact that they gave him the contract, or they offered him the $200 million.


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[Assistant] If Deshaun Watson turns out to be what Deshaun Watson is and the Browns can get off the snide of not having a quarterback for all 50 years and he figures that out, the fact that he


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[Assistant] So if he pulled that off and the Browns can actually say they have a franchise quarterback, which is the most difficult position to get right in all of sports, you have to look at him and say, well, damn it, it wasn't season.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this, if, if, if he don't, the shot don't work out, who's on the chopping


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[Assistant] Uhm, right now I got, I'll give it to... Man, that's, you know, that's a tough one.


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[Assistant] I'mma, I'mma actually go with a, I'mma actually do a Topsy Turvy. I didn't think I was gonna say this, but...


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[Assistant] I, I like what Kobe Allman has done to a certain extent.


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[Assistant] I thought that first of all, he got Donovan Mitchell, right? Now granted, it looked like that could be a little bit too early, right? I like the fact that he did go after it. You don't get a guy like Donovan Mitchell that comes around every other day. And for better or worse, the Cavs didn't perform like they wanted to.


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[Assistant] But he put the Cavs on the map to a certain extent. The Cavs were just a nice feel-good team.


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[Assistant] And then they got expectations. Now to get expectations, you gotta have ballplayers.


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[Assistant] And he did that. I'll give him credit. He drafted Evan Mobley. Give him credit. Uh, Darius Garland did not look like he was a match player for a while. When it was either him or Colin Sexton, Pete, they stood by and said, Darius Garland is actually that dude and he's Blossom. So they've done some nice things. And I like how to this point, I like how he answered because we gave him a lot of help. We gave, we said Jerry Allen.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, we, we were dealing with that. He said, I'm not gonna get rid of nobody. And then what I liked was the fact that he went out and just addressed what he needed. He went out and got shooters. You may not like the names on him. You may not like what it is, but I, I think that he's done a good job of trying to transform


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[Assistant] His, his middling team, young team, exciting team into a contender in a very closed space. Right. So I like what he's done. But it's very, it's very small. It's very small. So you got him one. I got him. Guardians two. As today, guardians two.


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[Assistant] And I will, I will say this, I'm anxious to see on one track how Kobe Altman handles Donovan Mitchell.


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[Assistant] I wanna see how that- Right. Trans- Because, look, I look at Shane Bieber.


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[Assistant] Because the calves have actually developed to a certain point where they do have pieces. If they wanted to get crazy, they could just say, well, we'll reset it and go trade Mowgli for somebody. Or we could trade Garland for somebody. Or at least they have to put the guardians.


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[Assistant] One, just one time for me. Just one time do it for me.


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[Assistant] Package up a few of these guys and get me a name.


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[Assistant] I think there's a, I think, and so I'm glad Jay's not here because Jay would be throwing up right now. Jay is somewhere.


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[Assistant] Sometimes when we get up here, I think we sound like, uh, like political commentary, like people, like because the poll will come out and polls will come out and it'll just tell you the exact opposite of what you believe and think.


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[Assistant] So the reason why, the reason why the Guardians get, uh, always seem to come up with a short end of the stick is because the regular common man, not the baseball purists, not the people that watch 190 games, not the people who write about it, the regular common fan,


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[Assistant] has a disconnect between the amount of money you spend and where you end up


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[Assistant] So, they criticized the front office.


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[Assistant] Because they believe the front office is lockstep with the owner. So when the owner gets shot down, it's an oxymoron to say, you don't spend money- But what have the Browns done that may-


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[Assistant] Besides spend money? They, they spend money and they buy, they spend money and they go get people that people know. Now the guardians on the other hand,


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[Assistant] They do it smart, right? They, they go out, they mind find, find talent, they find guys that develop, or they find guys that they think can get a value over, over a larger name. But for the Browns, in the common, just going back to the common person, when you say Andrew Berry, you say Amari Cooper.


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[Assistant] Oh, we know who he is. He played for the Cowboys. You say, oh, Deshaun Watson. Oh, we all know who Deshaun Watson is. We know him. Like, you look at the splash big names that they have, that they brought in, and then the common person says, alright, well look,


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not paying that much attention to the Guardians, but all I know is my perception is the Guardians are a good team that I think will never win because they refuse to put the money in the product. But the Browns who have never won will win?


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[Assistant] Well, football's the most, football's the biggest sporting world. It is. The Browns control the state. Yes.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, I think we can't underestimate the, uh, we just talked about it about Gavin Williams, right? You know, fans are fanatics, right? We can't underestimate the impact that it has.


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[Assistant] That no matter how good that person is, it can be a trend, it can be a generational player.


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[Assistant] It can be the best player they've ever seen. They're not going to pay him. That is cool. Like to a regular fan.


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[Assistant] But only if Jose Ramirez took grossly less on the open market, which is not happening all that often. That's true. So it's a deficit to a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Because it seems like anybody that I ask, they, they take turns kicking back and forth between these two different bodies, uh, entities. Whose decision is it that Miles Straw is playing every day? Who does that come after? Okay.


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[Assistant] Whose decision is it that Oscar Gonzalez can't, is just, he got 25 games and that was it. That's the front-off.


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[Assistant] So okay, so my thing is that that's a huge problem for me because the guardians operate in a way where they seem to be rational adults in the room.


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[Assistant] But there's some certain things where they, they go way to the end of the road, like Boyz II Men, like with these guys, and it's already, it's already, it's real.


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[Assistant] Because you don't have the luxury of saying...


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[Assistant] Home runs are bad. You need two or three people that don't have plate discipline to hit your 30 home runs. I don't, I don't think they understand that and for them to keep


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[Assistant] You're reading into the analytics way too much if you're starting to say people in the organization are upset. And if Tito, if he's the guy, at some point he say hold on.


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[Assistant] This is the reason I'm Tito and I'm the Hall of Famer. You guys go get me some players.


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[Assistant] I just popped in my head, you know, we talk about there's serious, always serious pressure on the Browns, right? Yea. There's pressure down on the Cavs.


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[Assistant] Do you think that there is ever really any life-changing pressure on the Guardians? I don't. I think they're just, they're here.


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[Assistant] And if they do something, it blips up a little bit, but there's no like, there's no mob saying, Tiki Torch Mob saying, this is, we're middling.


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[Assistant] I've never really seen, uhm, the, the expectation for them to be, oh no, you gotta go.


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[Assistant] Usually teams that are good, uh, let's go back. Philadelphia Eagles under Andy Reid. At some point in time, it's like, hey, I know you've been to these championships.


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[Assistant] I thought, like, when I heard it, I thought, like, in his mind, he was thinking prospects.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Oh yeaah. There was a kids show on PBS. Right, I remember that. And then you had to take the poll, like you had this little, and they'd be like, you had to go to South America?


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[Assistant] Uh, they go to Africa, and uhm, so anywhere but the United States. Yeah. But if they gave you that map of Southeast Asia, you're outta here. Like, I've seen two people win on


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[Assistant] Uhm, and you know, frankly, I, you know, unless it's some blockbuster deal that's going to put him over the top, like,


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[Assistant] That is not gonna come around every once in a blue moon.


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[Assistant] I don't see anybody on the market that'll really make that much of a difference. Uhm, so I think they'll stay pat. And, you know, right now, this is the time period where


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[Assistant] You're hoping there's a level of development, right? Uhm.


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[Assistant] You know, I look at Garland and I look at Mobley, right? The development period is for those guys to come with something different in their game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, people laugh and joke all the time. Uh, you know, you say, Isaiah Mobley, where'd he get that game from?


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[Assistant] His brother gotta have that. His brother gotta have, uh, like, uh, a renaissance. Cause at this point, you went out and made the move for Donovan Mitchell. Now, the guys that you have identified and hit on, it's time for them to make the strides in their individual personal game. And so you look to see if,


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[Assistant] Uh, Darius Garland comes back and he's more efficient. I would like to see Darius Garland. People talk about Mobley. I'd like to see Darius Garland put a little couple pounds of muscle on too. He's slight of frame. First part of the year, he got knocked around starting with his Toronto. So.


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[Assistant] You know, I would like to see Jared Allen. He's a wiry guy.


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[Assistant] There's no reason Jared Allen should not be coming back 5 to 10 pounds heavier.


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[Assistant] Like, like, like, he's not, he's not a shooter. He's, look, he's, he, he look, he looks like, okay,


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[Assistant] He could put 5'10 on. I believe that he should be coming back a little bit stronger and a little bit tougher. And I don't even need him to work on his regular game. I need him to be working with the sports psychologist. I need him to be working with some people that like say, look man,


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[Assistant] You're a guy that played in Brooklyn before.


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[Assistant] What do you mean the lights is too bright? You in Cleveland, this ain't no, this light, this is, this not the next. So he need to go through and try to figure out what's going on with that. And then, you know, for Donovan Mitchell...


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[Assistant] You know, he had one of the best years of his career, uhm, here in Cleveland, but- Until it mattered.


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[Assistant] You gotta, like, at some point in time, you gotta look at yourself and be like, look, if I'm that guy, uhm, why would the, and by the way, he wants to go to New York, but


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[Assistant] Jalen Brunson is doing alright. He's doing alright. They got people out there. Like you see what I'm saying? They got guys that is performing now. For him to hit that next level.


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[Assistant] He gotta, you know, and it's hard because I think him and him, Jalen Brown, Jason Tatum,


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[Assistant] The, the younger guys in that little middling era.


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[Assistant] Like, none of them have broken through. Like, if you look at who's been at the top of the food chain for years,


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[Assistant] It's still the Kevin Durant. It's still the LeBronze. Uhm, Jokic is, is, is an older player, but.


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[Assistant] Somebody gotta win something for them to break through. And I think jumping from team to team ain't really gonna do you no good. Cause if Donovan Mitchell go to New York,


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[Assistant] They're not gonna be no favorite to win nothing. I'm not picking the Knicks if they go to New York in two years, so.


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[Assistant] And when you tear it, and you in your thirties, that's different. It's a short list of guys who've been able to come back from that. Because, you know, because basically what you do, you lose all explosiveness. So like, if you're a guard, you're depending on getting by people. You got a guard, you do a lot of switching on the top of the perimeter. That's rough, man. Uhm, I don't know if you got nothing left. But I know, uhm, I know they got a shooter somewhere.


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[Assistant] I would tell him, I'm going to give you $750 million, we're going to trade you for these, uh, these prospects. See what I did there, Kyle and Kyra? Yea. I just said picks, I said prospects.


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[Assistant] Hey, uh, I'ma trade you for a bunch of double A guys, and we gon' get a full farm system, and then you gon' come back for $7.50. Now the thing is,


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[Assistant] Somebody might just like, the Dodgers might be like, nah, we're not going out without that. Like, so we might offer them a billion dollars.


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[Assistant] Or, or, they literally go to him and be like, listen.


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[Assistant] Close. I don't know if I want to give up, uh, Porter Jr. That's too much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he averaged 27 points, right? We'll give him, uh, and we'll throw Logan Allen in. That's a, that's a fair deal.


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[Assistant] Tell them my guy Jose Ramirez on the line. Boom.


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[Assistant] And then the angels will want more. And we'll give them Valera.


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[Assistant] But you think about it, all the McNuggets, all the rest of them teams, right? They got a list of 75 people they got to put together. The Guardians could put two out there.


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[Assistant] The thing I get back from the most of it is, you know, people sometimes get mad about the type of money that these dudes make.


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[Assistant] But just go back and watch through the episodes and watch just how much outside stuff. Like outside the facility. Not during practice. Like these guys, when Mahomes was going to his trainer,


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[Assistant] And he was doing it during the season, Monday, Wednesday, Friday. He's in there running.


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[Assistant] Full sprints and clock times and all kinds of crazy things. Like this stuff, I'm like, this is on the outside. And I'm like, bro, they do, Kirk Cousins has electrodes on his head.


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[Assistant] Like I remember I used to be hurt and have to go do all these different things and get your knee drained and all these other getting your knee scoped and all these different surgeries that you had or back or neck.


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[Assistant] And I was, I was sitting there thinking and remembering to myself, I was like, bro, I thought of something just wrong with me.


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[Assistant] Like, I just thought like, like, you know, like, like, am I not tough enough? Am I not, like, I should be able to go out and just play without doing all this stuff. And then it just hit me, like, when I was watching it, nah man, like, and I knew this, but.


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[Assistant] Everybody go through it and it's the mental, like, I thought I was just mentally screwed up because I'm like, bro, I shouldn't, I, I, I don't like this. I'm always with the trainers. I got to do all this other stuff. It's just crazy. I just want to play. Remember you think about the times when you could just get up and just go do what you wanted to.


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[Assistant] And then when you see him and you see the guys at that next level, you realize, nah, that's every player. Everybody has these injuries and it's the mental grind that just wears you down where you just...


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[Assistant] Some days you don't know how you got it. Like he was sitting there saying, hey, Tuesday, I don't know how I'm gonna play.


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[Assistant] It's different. See, see, this is, now I'm, I know I can't be the only one that I think about this. When they was going, doing all this stuff, what they be doing, did it cross your mind to be like, what is Jusha Waffer doing? I wonder, is he doing this level stuff?


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[Assistant] Or the level we want to get to, and these guys are standing in front of you.


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[Assistant] Alright, he has to be doing at least this type of level work.


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[Assistant] Not, not everybody, but like not just us. Everybody. It's like watching like Michael Jordan.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, come from Space Jam and getting hoop-hooping and doing, like he, they're at that level. When I see him working out that many times during the week, even after he's injured, I said, that's crazy. You're doing three hard workouts?


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[Assistant] Turbo five race car on three. You're like, what? And these guys, these are new calls every week.


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[Assistant] They're not like, these are made up calls, they make them up.


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[Assistant] They're all putting in, and the crazy thing is they're all putting in the same amount of time.


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[Assistant] That guy, uh, but that's the difference between college and pros, because all of them play well in college, but for you to be able to sit there, and that's why it's hard when people say we gotta, we gotta.


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[Assistant] You know, is a quarterback smart enough to handle the playbook or smart enough to have a grasp on it? Now think about it. He wasn't even talking about audibles. Like he was talking about Kirk Cousins was talking about there's a play where I should have got out of that play because he's like, but in the one time during the series, he said, um, I just forgot that.


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[Assistant] This is a cheat code. So I also want to see Joe Barrow just because I think people follow him like the Pied Piper. So I'd like to see him. But then...


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[Assistant] I'd like to throw a curveball. I'm like, well, he was a great quarterback. We think you can believe. Deshaun Watson is that middle spot.


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[Assistant] Like, I wanna see if he get back to where he's supposed to be at, like.


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[Assistant] That is blockbuster. And then to clean it up, we just say, well listen, the guy he took over for is radioactive too. We got Baker, Burrow, Deshaun Watson and Baker. I'm watching every night. I'm watching every night.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say the biggest winner, I'm gonna start off early. Biggest winner, bar done, is Patrick Mahomes wife.


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[Assistant] Who would've thought that she, I thought she was gonna, I'm like, I don't know bro, he's gonna have to keep her.


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[Assistant] She, uh, I thought they did a good job of showing that she owns a soccer team.


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[Assistant] They showed her being like a coherent parent. She wasn't saying nothing crazy. And I thought it came off showing like they got a little genuine relationship where it's kind of like


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[Assistant] They're a little quirky, so I thought- The high school sweethearts. Yeah, they came off, she came off, uh, and I did not know she played semi-pro soccer. Shout out to her, so I like that she's an athlete.


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[Assistant] Because I'm, you know me, I'm always trying to sniff money, right? You go around Tom Brady, you just feel that the money is there.


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[Assistant] He was a bridge quarterback, like, you know, he was like, to me, he didn't really add too much for the simple fact that like, but I did think, I think that it did show this. Sometimes the pressure make you my homes. Sometimes the pressure,


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, cause Macomb's a couple of times said, no, it's way too quiet out here. Yeah. And he's out there cursing, and he's out there.


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[Assistant] That's why the Cavs, that's why the Cavs beating the Warriors was it. Cause they was like, no, we want Steph Curry in the mouthpiece and we came back 3-1.


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[Assistant] Really quickly, do you think Sports Talk is, uh, more rabid in, uh, Cleveland or Cincinnati? I don't listen to Cincinnati Sports Talk, so I don't


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[Assistant] You live in Cleveland, not Cincinnati. Act like it.


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[Assistant] Hold up, I am on my way. I'm in motion. Let's go to the ocean. Yeah, let's go out to-


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[Assistant] At the time I didn't think it was for real, didn't take it that seriously, and thought it was a slightly obscure story.


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[Assistant] He piled pillows as high up the door jams as he could and pillows along the bottom. So if somebody was outside eavesdropping, it would make it harder for them.


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[Assistant] Send me a message and just say the Guinness is good. And I was 100% sure that Snowden and the documents were for real.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I sent a message to Jeanine saying the Guinness is good.


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[Assistant] The NSA, CIA and other intelligence services suddenly realized that they needed people with those kind of, uhm, skills.


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[Assistant] If you've been to a Ron Paul rally, you've seen lots of people who look exactly like Edward Snowden, you know, young, clean-cut student, uhm, you know, passionate, passionate about the constitution.


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[Assistant] Snowden was disgusted at the New York Times for, you know, having that story before the election, sitting on it for month after month, and he had a real antipathy towards the New York Times as a result of the way they'd behaved over Ryzen.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Plus the state of the running back market in the NFL. That's all ahead of us here. And not so fast.


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[Assistant] And they're going to wear them three games, I believe. The Steelers, the 49ers, and the Jets. It's the first Steelers matchup, I believe, right? It is. And two things to note.


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[Assistant] What's the difference between getting smoked in white jerseys versus brown jerseys?


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[Assistant] Well, they do look cool. I think it looks good with the white. And again, I don't usually give a rat's ass about uniforms, but I think that's a, that's as good a look as the bronze.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a little embarrassing to call it a championship. They played six games.


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[Assistant] Uh, Imani Bay's second team all summer league. Now, last year's second team all summer league was a who's who of who the hell are you?


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[Assistant] Well, there was one guy, I think, on the second team, Benedict Matherin, or whatever the hell, who was the top five pick of the Panthers, uh, Panthers, the Pacers. The rest of the guys on the second, all second team were guys.


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[Assistant] Can you at least try to know what you're talking about instead of being Mr. Pessimistic? I can tell Bates been listening to your hate. Four assists tonight, six to 13 field goals, not a good shooter, not a good passer, and then a crying laughing emoji and another emoji that I don't know what it is.


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[Assistant] And that's the thing, we have a percentage of our fanbase, like this guy who tweeted at me, that it doesn't matter how many times we say, yea, maybe he's gonna be a player someday, who knows. No, no, I'm talking about, I don't know, I'm saying- Well, it's, you're a hater and that's it. No, that's fine.


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[Assistant] I hear you, you did, and you're excited about it, but all I'm saying is, you can't, you can't take what he did in the summer league as if that means something towards regular season NBA.


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[Assistant] But just like, if fans want to be excited about, I, I don't have to, like, I'm not going to get excited about anything I see in summer league. Doesn't mean you can or somebody else. Everybody should do whatever the hell they want, right? You want to get excited, you want to.


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[Assistant] Uh, imagine him becoming a great player. That's fine. That's possible. And I agree with a lot of what you just said. I would just say that, like, the only thing I disagree with is, well, he's playing this way now.


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[Assistant] There's always guys like him that are second round pick playing this way in summer league every year that turn into nothing.


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[Assistant] So I just feel like we have talked about this guy as if he's a top 10 thing. Well, you, I mean, you won't have to, um, that's how we, that's how he's, we're treating this because, um, and I think it's, you know,


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[Assistant] He would have never gotten. Yeah, for a guy like that, he got no chance. You mentioned that Trey Young played Borley in summer league. Didn't the second pick in the draft


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[Assistant] If he just keeps working on his game. I gotta say, I'm disturbed. I continue to be disturbed by the hashtag, let him know. I think it's a stupid hashtag.


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[Assistant] The only one dumber than that was that idiotic hard land. Remember the Browns did that for eight seconds. I remember that one of the dopes from the Browns marketing office talking to Dustin and I, and they said, we got a new, I remember them telling us off to you. We got this new slogan, hard land. And I was like, Oh my God. That's all.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's get to the, let's get to the, to the Browns and, and really, uh, well, before we get to the running back situation, Mike, you had another topic you wanted us to hit on.


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[Assistant] No, I want you to just give us the list of guys who don't, can't, be on, that we can't


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[Assistant] By the way, in the quarterback, uh, thing, there was a play, I can't remember who the Vikings were playing.


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[Assistant] One of the, one of the times where they were with Kirk Cousins in the quarterback thing, in one of the last couple episodes.


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[Assistant] I can't remember who the running back was. Anyway, okay, so that's the end. So Jason, who's your guy besides, you know, we take those guys.


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[Assistant] And it's, what's huge about it, and I was actually thinking about him too, I think it's a good call.


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[Assistant] Is that kickers, it's so unique with kickers. No, but even if you drafted high as he was, as we've seen with other guys.


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[Assistant] You know, we've seen, uh, uh, what's his name? The guy who got drafted real high by the, by the Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] Aguayo. Aguayo. Right, and he was, he was gone. Yeaah. Like maybe even in a year. So like, he's gotta be great this year. Having a great kicker, which the Raven, like the Ravens, Bengals, and Steelers have three of the best kickers in football. Yep. Obviously, Tucker's the best, and then the Bengals and Steelers kickers are like two of the top five. That's a big advantage to have that. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] So you guys focused on special teams and defense between your picks. So I'm going to go in a different direction. I like all your picks. They're all important players, right? Between Emerson and J.O.K. and Cade York. No doubt.


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[Assistant] If he's gonna play like a star, he needs to pull up some other guys with him. Because if he's gonna throw for 4,800 yards, well, you can't just...


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[Assistant] Right, right. If he's going for 7,300 yards, he can't just have a Mari Cooper as his only 1,000 yard pass catcher. So I look at the Browns pass catchers and I say, who do I think has the most untapped potential


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[Assistant] That we could see come out this year.


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[Assistant] I look at JOK. I like JOK. I've always, I've always liked JOK. But I think he is what he is. He's a third, in a perfect situation, he's a third receiver. DPJ. You keep saying JOK. You mean DPJ. Sorry. DPJ. Yeah. My bad.


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[Assistant] Thank you for the correction. DPJ is what he is. I don't think there's much more room to grow, my opinion. Agreed. Hopefully I'll be wrong, but I think he's about at his ceiling.


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[Assistant] I think there's a little room for growth for David Najoku. I, I, but I've been saying that for a while. I think with a good Watson he'll be better. But I think that he's never gonna be.


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[Assistant] Travis Kelsey or George Kill. He's not gonna be those guys. He could be a number, a tier 2 Titan and fine. I don't think he's ever gonna be a tier 1.


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[Assistant] Off, there's a good track record of wide receivers drafted high in the second round, but those guys often pan out.


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[Assistant] Okay, we've seen a lot of good receivers, a lot of good wide receivers drafted between 20 and 40. And he's right in that sweet spot.


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[Assistant] In New York, nothing terrible, but like, he just never seemed comfortable, never seemed happy.


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[Assistant] And if you had to say if one guy could lead the Browns at receiving besides Amore Cooper, you have to pick one other guy. This is the guy I would take. Now he may not hit any of that potential. He may be a total disaster and do nothing, but I see a ton of upside. There's great athletic ability. And I think he's, he realizes that.


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[Assistant] With Deshaun Watson, he has the opportunity. That's his combined numbers for two years.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see him get that or even a little better this year alone. Now that's a lot to ask for a guy who hasn't come anywhere close, but I think if Deshaun Watson plays up to his capabilities, which I expect.


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[Assistant] Then somebody else is, he's gonna bring him up. High tide raises all boats. Yes. And I think Elijah Moore is the most likely to rise because I think of all their other pass catchers, he's the most talented and has the most potential.


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[Assistant] There we go. Hey York, J.O.K., Elijah Moore. Those are the top choices.


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[Assistant] And they're always like, like embarrassed that I said that. One time, by the way, I don't know if I can't remember if I've told this story on the air. I don't know. If I have, I apologize, but.


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[Assistant] One time I went, you know, there's a guy, gee, you'll, you know the store, Destination XL.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of short fat guys out there. The Huskies. That's a good name for the story. The short fat guys. I think there was a movie called... SFG's. Yeaah. There was a movie, uh, called Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield. Oh yeaah. See that? Yeaah. The Triple Indy. His name was Thornton Mellon was the name of his character. Yeaah. Yeaah. I believe he owned a bunch of stores called Short and Fat or something like that.


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[Assistant] Like yes, and that's impossible. It's impossible to get my waist sizes. I always got to get the short, the pants shortened. It's annoying. They used to call them huskies back in the day. I need some. Yeah, we need some huskies. But anyway, so one time I walk in there and I like when I walk into short, when I like a casual male, I don't want some like skinny person helping me find clothes.


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[Assistant] There's one heavyset guy that's there. I like this guy. I can't think of his name right now, but he's a nice guy. I always go to him to help me. So I'm like, he's a fat guy too. He can understand what I'm going through.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, so I walk up to her, and I, and I said, just the complaint I had, I said, every time I come in here, all the shirts are for, for tall fat people. Uh, I, I'm short and fat, can you, we got something for short and fat? And she's like, sir, we, we don't like the fat shame in here.


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[Assistant] Uh, real quick before we move on to the, uh. And by the way, another thing. If you're some skinny asshole who's never been fat, don't tell me, don't give me your song and dance of how I should, I can lose weight and I should listen to your plan. You've never been fat, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. There it is. Now if you were fat and now you're skinny, okay, I'll listen to you.


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[Assistant] I'll listen to you then. But if you were never fat, go eff yourself.


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[Assistant] Number one, the Bengal shouldn't have said anything.


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[Assistant] You wanna see it? I don't think you could blame the Bengals' front office for that because I'm sure they had nothing to do with it.


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[Assistant] This is a bang- because it's embarrassing that the front- Jay- the Bengals Twitter account should not have tweeted that. That was stupid. But let's not blame their front office, because I'm sure their front office-


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[Assistant] Uhm, the only reason he's there is because his step, his father in law owns the team. He has no business owning a football team.


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[Assistant] Uh, and he's embarrassing too. So, so the Bangles Twitter account and JW Johnson are both embarrassing and both should shut the F up.


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[Assistant] And by the way- J.W. Johnson often embarrasses himself on Twitter. Now in fairness, the Bengals Twitter person, whoever that is, should shut the F up.


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[Assistant] By the way, you know how we were talking? They didn't show Patrick Malm's house. They do in the final two episodes. Is it crazy? Well, he just built a new house. I think he just moved into January, February of this year.


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[Assistant] It's pretty nuts. He's got this room that has like Super Bowl trophies now and like all kinds of stuff. It's pretty amazing. It's pretty amazing. It was a, it was a really, uh, well done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm hoping I'd like to see Watson or Joe Burrow in it next year.


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[Assistant] No, it's too soon. I bet you it's Borough. Either Borough or Herbert probably. Or Allen. Borough, Herbert or Allen will be... And then I think the mid-tier quarterback could be like a Daniel Jones maybe.


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[Assistant] And then Baker, I think Baker would be good as the Mariota one. Yo, I watched that. Now, I, yeaah. Borrow Daniel Jones and Baker, that would be pretty.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be a lot of years past. Let's get to this running back conversation now. Gotta get to it, yes.


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[Assistant] On, there were three running backs that were franchise tagged. Uh, Josh Jacobs, Tony Pollard, and Saquon Barkley.


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[Assistant] Of the Raiders, Cowboys, and Giants respectively.


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[Assistant] None of the three reached agreement with their teams on a long-term extension, so they will play on a fran- Now what is the franchise tag running backs? It's like 8 million something? It is 10 million, 10.1 million, it's the only


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[Assistant] Multi-year contract of 10 million or more. Nick Chubb, uh, two years ago.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and obviously a lot of the other running backs are speaking up in support. On the other hand, we've seen Ezekiel Elliott cut. We haven't heard of any legit interest. Kareem Hunt's out there. I haven't heard a single rumor about him on, well, with another team.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's some, uh, Lennard Fornette. Dalvin Cook? Dalvin Cook got cut. There's interest there, it seems like. He'll get signed. He's still really good. Uh, Lennard Fornette's out there. Joe Mixon.


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[Assistant] So, he was, I think, supposed to make, I wanna say 11 and change this year. Okay. And now he's making 6 and change. Wow. And he did the same thing for next year.


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[Assistant] They can't take, they're not going to take a 16 million dollar cap hit on a running back. Nobody's doing that anymore. Uh, this year it's almost 15 million and next year obviously it's 16.


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[Assistant] I think they may look to renegotiate. Now, there's a couple different angles on this.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Jacobs, they're all going to talk about holding out. There's no chance any of them are holding out into the season, I think. Because what are they going to accomplish by holding out?


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[Assistant] They're not ultimately going to get the contract that they're looking for. They're not.


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[Assistant] None of them. And you know, Barclays, I think the youngest of the three, is he? I don't know. I'm not sure, but.


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[Assistant] Percy Harvin was their lead- Well, who was their leading rusher during the season?


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[Assistant] So Chubb is, they're in a tricky spot next year because there's no way you want to pay a running back 16 million. Right. And in this climate of running back.


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[Assistant] All pro caliber every year of his career. But we all know where the cliff is.


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[Assistant] So mixing new, hey, I'd rather get 6 million and be one of the best teams in football than be on the free agent market, signed for 3 million with some shitty team. Right, right.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the situation's gonna be like next year. Will it be as oversaturated? Will there be a team out there that's willing to pay Nick Chubb more money? I don't know. I can't imagine at 28 another team is gonna give him a long term deal.


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[Assistant] It's hard to figure out a fix at this point. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, the CBA's not up for a while. Nothing's gonna change.


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[Assistant] And I believe he was younger than Nick Chubb will be next year. I think that's probably accurate.


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[Assistant] I wonder if we'll start seeing, especially with guys able to make money through NIL. Yea. If somebody's like great, a great freshman running back. He's just, I'm gonna sit two years.


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[Assistant] They're not paying him 16 million next year. You know, I mean, I don't know. I say I think he might be open to that. What the hell do I know? I don't know the man personally. But if he wants to stay here...


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[Assistant] And he doesn't think he can get a long-term deal of significantly more money.


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[Assistant] It would be a shame to see Nick Chubb in another uniform.


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[Assistant] This is Nick Chubb we're talking about. I do think Nick Chubb in the locker room accounts for something. That makes a little difference. In the end,


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[Assistant] There's no way they're gonna pay him 16 million dollars, I'll be stunned if they do it. But, I think they will try to keep him, and maybe even pay him a little more than they would another running back, because of how special he is. But in the end, Andrew Berry's an analytics nerd, he's gonna let him go if he has to.


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[Assistant] I mean, at that num- I just don't think there's any way he plays at that number, but I- I- they'd be silly not to want him back at a lower number, that- that would- would make a lot of sense. As for the current running backs, I- you know, they're- they're just gonna be out of luck. I- I- I don't know, you think Jonathan Taylor's gonna get a long-term extension? Was it next year?


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[Assistant] The players union in the NFL has always been by far the weakest union and that's why they've been so dominated by the owners in negotiations and that's why basketball players and baseball players have more power because they haven't caved as much as the football players have.


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[Assistant] Fans only care about their team winning. That's it. That's the reality. I think if you meet guys on a one-on-one basis, then you feel differently.


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[Assistant] Alright. Well, I mean, we're not going to solve this running back issue today.


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[Assistant] And the running backs, it's interesting because it's almost like the running backs need to have their own separate negotiation in the next CBA, which we know won't happen.


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[Assistant] It is what it is. Alright Mikey, let's switch gears, talk some baseball here.


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[Assistant] I think there's a direct correlation. Maelstrom being out of the lineup.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but anyway, but whatever. Yesterday was a good offensive day. Stephen Kwan's gotten hot here. Uh, Naylor had a big day. They had what? Like six, seven extra base hits in this game. Three homers. I think they had four or five doubles.


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[Assistant] They needed that, and, you know, they've done this. They've played well against the bad teams. Again, the Pirates got off to a good start, but they're, they're, they gotta have the worst record of baseball since the start of June, or one of the worst.


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[Assistant] So, even though they have some nice young players on that team. But, uh,


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[Assistant] Outside of Savali, what do they have to sell? Like, they're- Nothing.


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[Assistant] You're not trading Ramirez. You're not trading Closet. You're not trading the really young pitchers.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna trade- I guess you could trade nailer, but why would you? That doesn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] I would say that Guardians should just do a full sell, because I don't think they're very good.


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[Assistant] The pieces that people would want are pieces that they're not willing to trade. So you have, Bieber's untradable right now, Savalli's okay, the other pitchers you're not gonna trade, you're not gonna trade Closet, the rest of the bullpen's not worth much. In the lineup, you can't trade Bell and Straw unless


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[Assistant] You're not trading Jimenez, you're not trading Ramirez. You know what, maybe you could trade Naylor, but I don't know what his value would be. Why would you get rid of him and he's easy? If they were doing a full sell. But here's the problem, even if they wanted to do a full sell mode, which they're not going to do, they're loaded with 40 man roster spots already.


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[Assistant] You know, now, the Cardinals are not going to want Aaron Savali. So, if you're going to trade with the Cardinals for Tyler O'Neal, you have to trade young players. Not that Savali's old, but they don't want Savali. They're out of it. They're selling it.


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[Assistant] You get him. Is that right? That seems like a lot. I think he's a free agent in 25. You know, after the 25 season, I believe.


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[Assistant] I agree, they have some key really good pieces, right? You have, you know, you're starting rotation potential.


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[Assistant] Is still really high. Yes. Over the next few years. Yes. You're, you still have, even though he's not having a great year, I still think Claus saying more often than not is going to be one of the best clothes in the basement.


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[Assistant] You still have a top 10 major league player in Ramirez. You know, a borderline all-star and a guy who should have been an all-star frankly in Naylor.


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[Assistant] Jimenez, again, not having a great year, but I still like him. There's other holes. First of all, I've said it a hundred times, but I'll say it one more, Oscar Gonzalez should be in the majors. I don't know what they're doing right now with that.


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[Assistant] The biggest mistake they've made in terms of hitters in recent years was Yandy. If you had Yandy, first of all you wouldn't have gotten Josh Bell because you'd have Yandy playing first base.


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[Assistant] Look at the transactions on the bottom of the page. Look at the trade that got him to Tampa Bay. It was Bowers, you're right. Yeah. Because Bowers was on Tampa Bay. And I thought they got a picture too. And Carnacion was in that trade when they, when they got rid of him, obviously. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So that was, so it was just Cole Sulser, Jake Bowers and Yandy Diaz were the only players in that trade.


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[Assistant] That was, I mean, you, Jake Bowers, who you ended up cutting. Yep.


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[Assistant] Now I give him his credit he's played decently for the Yankees this year. But I think it's an anomaly. Yea. It's one of those one month Yankee anomalies. Right.


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[Assistant] But Yandhi is an all-star player. I mean Yandhi is your sec, would be the second best player in the Guardians. You know, he, I think he's a little better than Naylor.


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[Assistant] Don't trade with the Rays. Yeaah, it's often don't trade with the Guardians, but don't trade with the Rays even more.


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[Assistant] They traded, uhm, they got Austin Meadows, although he's kind of flopped since then, but Tyler Glass now, and


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[Assistant] A third player from the Pirates. Shane Baz was the player to be named later. For the Pirates. For Chris Archer. For Chris Archer. Who's done nothing since they traded him. Yep. Anyway, uh, so I agree with Jason. I think in the end they will


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[Assistant] They might as well, I think they're going to be buyers and sellers.


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[Assistant] I wanna look at, see what, cause I haven't looked at their total stats for the season in a little bit.


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[Assistant] I got Nolan Jones, he's played 40 games for Colorado this year, has 149 played appearances. He's hit 288 with an 877 OPS. That's really good. Very good. Now again, you're right, it's two small samples, I'd say, terrible move. And it's Colorado. But, in fairness, Will Benson and Nolan Jones were both top prospects. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, eight doubles in just 149 played appearances.


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[Assistant] So he's probably got a 900 OPS that's coming back to the majors. Now again, we're talking 150 plate appearances. Right. You mentioned, uh,


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[Assistant] Hesu's Aguilar, who they cut, had that one great year, nothing. Oscar Mercado, year, fantastic his first year, nothing, nothing. So maybe that'll happen with Nolan Jones and maybe that'll happen with Will Benson. However, unlike Aguilar and unlike Mercado, Jones and Benson were top prospects.


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[Assistant] You know, and those guys never got a chance. Yandee barely got a chance here. Those guys got no chance.


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[Assistant] I think it almost- Not a great stretch for the front office or the manager.


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[Assistant] George Valera doesn't. He's having a bad season in AAA. Bo Naylor doesn't. Who's the kid that just had Tommy John?


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[Assistant] I'm in favor of talking about manners. It's not like we do it all the time. It's like a once or twice thing.


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[Assistant] They're just giving the overall rankings right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's different. It's different. Where I'm kind of looking at is like, who are the top 10 receivers I'd want right now?


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[Assistant] Christian? I mean, Calvin Ridley, again, oh, didn't play li- Calvin Ridley hasn't played in two years. Calvin Ridley is an 85, he hasn't played- He's a- he's a great talent, but we don't know if he can play anymore. 85 kinda low.


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[Assistant] Or do you want just two quarterbacks? I'd be curious, I'd be curious to quarterbacks so we can get angry about the stupid rankings they have. I mean, Patrick Mahomes, that's ridiculous if it's only a 98.


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[Assistant] I think he played, well one of them he sat the whole double years.


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[Assistant] Has there ever been a better quarterback after five seasons? No, right? No.


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[Assistant] So, uh. I mean, that's crazy. It was at 200? He's how old? 27?


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[Assistant] Okay, and what's the all-time touchdown record by either, is it Brady or Breeze that has it? Breeze has it. I believe.


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[Assistant] So 469, so, so he's gonna be, he might be halfway there by the end of this year.


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[Assistant] And we gotta see how, you know, can he stay great forever?


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[Assistant] I mean, Jason knows the guys better because he's in the locker room, so I think those are all good choices. One thing that came to mind for me, uh, is Josh Dobbs.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Right? Like a lot of times backup quarterbacks become


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[Assistant] It's almost like a catcher in baseball. He's a super smart dude. I don't know how big his personality is because I feel like I haven't heard him talk enough.


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[Assistant] But I know, like, he's super smart and indeed he loves him. She's like always raving about how awesome he is. So like, you know, I could see him. He doesn't have a big name, so maybe he wouldn't be like a star on TV, but I could see him.


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[Assistant] You know, Dana Orlovsky wasn't a big name and he's become a big shot now, right? You see that a lot of times. I can see Josh Dobbs doing some, you know, the best is a guy who retired and Joe Thomas, who's obviously magnificent.


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[Assistant] Are there any other big personalities on the Cavs? Doesn't seem like it. Not really.


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[Assistant] And I bet he speaks English. He speaks more English than you think. Now, yeaah, I bet on like a Spanish show, he'd be excellent because he appears, everybody thinks he's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do. Bowdaler and his brother.


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[Assistant] Alright, I don't have enough time for my final take, so I'll save it for another time. Mike, what do we got going on in overtime?


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[Assistant] We're not, I don't know, we're not really doing anything today. Uh, we're going out for dinner tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Domination bro. How did your relationship with him start? Uhm, I ain't gonna lie, I thought he was an asshole. I was like one of the motherfuckers that thought he was like crazy as fuck. Just because like I listen to the music and I just watch, I went on YouTube and dug into his shit. I'm like damn this motherfucker be fighting hard. He a hardcore crazy motherfucker.


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[Assistant] We made that song the same day we made Smash. Okay. Yeah, that's on one of his albums. Uhm, we made three songs that day. One of the songs haven't come out yet, but we always cooking up, you know. That's crazy. Me and bro got vibes, bro.


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[Assistant] Yes, sir, uhm, a whole bunch of real life shit, you know what I'm saying, kept getting locked up, you know what I'm saying, for the same dumb shit, and then you know, a whole bunch of people just riding on me, so you know, I just had to, it just came, that was when I hit the switch, you know, I got locked up for my last time, and I'm like bro, this shit keep getting realer and realer, bro.


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[Assistant] No, I can't talk about the case, but you know, pretty much like, that wasn't my situation. I just was in the wrong case, wrong scenario, wrong person, wrong time.


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[Assistant] Oh man, for like six months. Six months? I've known him for like over two years, but you know, we just made it like, we just locked it in. How did it end up actually


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[Assistant] You know, I'm about to just stop fucking with you like, and it was like, I had to think about it like, damn, do I want to let her go or finish fucking with these bitches? And it was like, she was a real ass bitch, you know, she thorough, she more for me than any of these bitches, so I was like, yea, let me just turn it down, it's about that time, I ain't no young nigga out here, I'm out here.


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[Assistant] I felt like it was, I'm a public person with all my shit, so eventually it was going to come, you know what I'm saying, like I'll always be dogging bitches and talking shit about them, but you know, they happy to see me in a relationship and I'm happy to be able to be happy and be out here doing this shit, you feel me?


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[Assistant] What the fuck? It was random as fuck, bro. I'm in the crib, just chilling. They like, yo, Diplo wanna fire you to the crib. He wanna cook up. I'm like, Diplo, fuck with my shit. They like, nah, for real. And when I flew out to his crib.


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[Assistant] I was vibing with my family, he was from Philly, my part of Philly, Uptown, like, and this shit crazy. He cooked up like three songs, uhm, one of the songs he kept, uhm, one of the songs I kept, and you know, he got, we got a Spanish song. Oh yeaah. That's what the song is? Uhm, no, one of the songs that we gotta have him come out is a Spanish song with me, I think it's gonna be Anne Weller on there, and that shit gonna go up.


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[Assistant] I feel like I should be on all types of sounds. Like, I don't even fuck with K-pop, nigga. Like, I'm on everything. K-pop? Yea bro, like real shit. I wanna hear you on that way, bro.


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[Assistant] That's a known artist cause he blowin' up fast. I fuck with Lil Key, heavy. Oh, Key's crazy, yeaah. Key, I fuck with Lil Key. Shout out to Lil Key, you know what I'm sayin'?


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[Assistant] If you're just joining us, you probably already know the World Trade Center towers, the Twin Towers, the New York landmarks have collapsed and are gone.


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[Assistant] After September 11th, we all are willing to go to war as one against this yet to be seen enemy that is so far away from us.


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[Assistant] He was good at utilizing distrust of the establishment and distrust of Washington.


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[Assistant] His war on terror was not a terror of the Middle East, it was a terror against him.


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[Assistant] This is your latest Lucia, but then you see, because there is some sort of copyright on it. That's true. So then it's really...


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[Assistant] It's not struct, structured to, I think, for your benefits.


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[Assistant] Because it's a common thing around like in other spaces or other environments like the copyright and legal stuff.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's quite common, it's a whole business around it as well, like legal business. Because if you are the owner of the content...


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[Assistant] I'm just imagining that little parasite sitting there and waiting for you to, when you have been filming and editing and doing stuff for hours and hours and hours and then when you just release something on your YouTube channel, that person just grabs it and put it in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a down period in the feelings around your work, I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that's okay because we all get our...


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[Assistant] Downs. And I think you're alone with it in that, in a sense like, I think you who are watching this are...


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[Assistant] Can't, can't agree on your doubt, because there's nothing to doubt. I mean, with the, your, how you say, your, the quality of your work, or, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You put a lot of energy in everything you do, and that...


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[Assistant] Sometimes and after a while it takes out this tall, like,


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[Assistant] I can classify myself as a doctor now.


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[Assistant] Prior to 9-11, I don't think I knew General Hayden. I probably knew his name. I doubt that the President knew his name.


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[Assistant] We get to the hospital and General Ashcroft is laying in bed and


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[Assistant] As soon as we got there, Judge, I said nothing other than, sorry, feeling bad.


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[Assistant] President certainly did not want a situation where the FBI director and the Deputy Attorney General would resign. So he was not too happy to learn that this had risen to a level of angst that it had risen to.


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[Assistant] It's a door. I just named the type of door that I was. It was like, it was like, okay, we got all the little, you know the catagory, like the little wave of the doors.


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[Assistant] Okay, I love everybody, so it's like, okay, I'm gonna separate myself from them. So I just named the brat, I mean the type of daughter I was, and I said I'm Asian the brat.


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[Assistant] So it won't be like, okay, this door, this door, the same name. So basically, I'm not afraid to be creative and, you know, step outside the box, start a new wave, start a new trend. It was just fun to me just to like, you know, do that. It was so much going on with the names and stuff like that. So, okay, let me just spice it up, make everything fun. So it won't be too serious.


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[Assistant] I'm a brat. Okay, look, say, I'm so cool. Everybody probably think I'm mean. I'm the coolest person on earth. So, like, okay, self is like, oh, somebody that's rude to my people, I get, oh, I get mad. I'm a brat. Like, I was just in Japan, and a guy who was, uhm, shooting a video, I mean, shooting a video, he was being so rude to everybody. It was like, you know, that was in the van. I was like, yo.


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[Assistant] I finna turn into a brat. He was like, ohhh. I'm like yeaah, I finna turn into a brat cause you playing with my people too close.


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[Assistant] Japan, no he wasn't from Japan, he was with us. Japan is so friendly, I love Japan so much. I want everybody to know like, when people was trying to say like, your name, you're not, you're not Asian. When I went to Japan, I walked up.


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[Assistant] These girls was dressed fully like me. Diamonds on they face. Asian Doll! They love me. It's like, I walk the streets as my skin color and you know wearing like the chops in my head. You know their culture? Nobody never looked at me funny. Nobody never like, like what? You know, everybody loved me.


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[Assistant] And then at the same time, it just made me see the world. Like I'm from, I'm from like, you know, a small town. I'm from Dallas, Texas. And it's just for me to go to Japan and just be on a 16 hour flight and land. It's a different type of world. It just makes me want to just inspire me to just to keep going and just keep pushing. You know what I'm saying? Because I want to do more experiences and go to everywhere else.


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[Assistant] The world is so big, it's so different. I was sitting there, you know how people probably think the food in Japan is nasty? It's so good, like all them different types of flavors. It's so good. I was, I'm just so appreciative that I can do that. I got die hard fans who make everything happen.


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[Assistant] But they love me over there, so I want y'all to know. Y'all can't try to say why y'all ain't Asian. They love me. They ain't complaining.


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[Assistant] I was everywhere yo, I was everywhere, I was drinking sake, I was drunk, I was at the table with them, we was just laughing, they were teaching me their language.


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[Assistant] Me being in this industry and it's like full of males, and then me, I used to act like a little boy, I was a girl, I'm, I dress like a girly girl, but I used to act like a boy, y'all. I used to be talking like a boy, acting like a boy, I'd be around all the rappers, I'd be acting like a boy. So with her, she just teaching me, you know what I'm saying, like, stuff's been a woman, like, my momma's like, not around right now.


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[Assistant] That's cause we didn't have, we didn't have guidance. So Gucci got better when he started getting around, you know, good people. So right now I'm around great people. I got great management. I have a great label. I have dope friends. I have a great hairstylist. I have, you know, I have, I'm just doing my thing. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] My hair stylist go everywhere with me. He slay me. Yeaah. Everyday. I get my hair done everyday, y'all.


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[Assistant] Us on the map, like I was not playing, like, Texas is here.


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[Assistant] I'm telling y'all, don't believe what, on the movies, they got us fucked up. Cause we do not be on the motherfucker floor. Texas is the biggest state in America, first of all. So you gotta think about it. Dallas is like a dot, and then Houston, we the cities, we like the big cities, like everybody else's country, we the city, like we got the downtown, we got all the stuff that's going on, like the good hotels, we the best.


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[Assistant] We the home of the league, first of all. We the home of the league. We all about to be the home of the weed, but we got that shit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah. And see, while I was in Japan, it was like, okay, say right now, it's darken out right now, out here. Uhm, it's probably like, probably like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, who else? Megan. I'm excited to see, uhm, take money. She probably performed already, fuck. Should I take money? Should I take money?


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[Assistant] See, everybody from Texas, everybody. Uhm, lil' baby. Everybody here, I'm just so.


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[Assistant] It's happy to be a part of the whole thing, the whole movement. I feel like right now, uhm,


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[Assistant] We have so much fun, like, it's a blessing to be in this, you know, to just be in this atmosphere and all of us just coming together. Like, I'm just walking around, just seeing people, like, I see, uh, who, what's his name? Not Key Glock, um, Glock Nine, the one that's, yeaah, that's not, uh, Cash Money. I see him, like, what's up? You know, I'm just talking to everybody, so I'm excited to just, you know.


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[Assistant] Where your girlfriend? He's talking crazy. What's her name?


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[Assistant] Okay, I just dropped, uhm, my project May 3rd is called Unfuckwittable. That shit is so crazy. I got Stun on her, PNB Mean on her, I got Lil Durk, I got Smoky Margiela, I got so much shit, you, I've been working with like, or I've been working with, I got some shit with Ferg coming, uhm, Polo G, I got more songs with Durk.


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[Assistant] Tee Grizzly. Tee Grizzly. Two soldiers Tee Grizzly. Uhm, I got some shit with me Ferg in Young Miami.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I got some shit. And it's crazy cause like my label not holding it, it's just me. I'm like nah, nah. I want everybody to do they thing, you know, do they shit. Cause when I come, I'm coming.


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[Assistant] I'm high of life. I got ADHD in real life. You don't hear my songs?


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[Assistant] You'll only catch me turned down if I'm at like, at home. No, matter of fact, look, if I'm at home, my label, I swear to God, I will call my label, I'll be like,


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[Assistant] Shout out to all my young bitches, all my bitches in the hood, all my young girls, all my twins, all my supporters. Keep going, cause y'all seen when I ain't have nothing and I started from nothing and look where I'm at now. So I just want to tell all y'all from the bottom of my heart, I do this for us.


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[Assistant] Dark skinned girls, pretty ass girls, all color, all race. Keep doing your shit. And fuck these niggas. Take everything. If you don't want to give it to you, go get your own shit. Don't cry. Get your own shit.


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[Assistant] I like savages. I like hood boys. And I was joking. I was trolling. This is my first troll. Y'all, I don't chase clout. I'm lit.


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[Assistant] He's a committed man. And ever since I know him, he's been respectful. He's always, he's, and then look, it's the first person who's never ever like asked me about drama shit. He always asks me like, how you doing? What's going on? He's never asked me about no type of drama.


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[Assistant] That's crazy because that was my first time trying. I said, let me try it. That's crazy. I've never did anything for cloud.


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[Assistant] That's good. And then you like, you really put a culture, like you really help a lot of artists, like a lot of artists, like a lot.


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[Assistant] He had been in, uhm, the military. He'd been in the Air Force. He's, uhm, he's devoted his life to, uh, national security issues. He's a computer genius of a sort.


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[Assistant] And he stumbles into sort of a skunkworks and he discovers that there was actually a program before 9-11 that could have, as they said, eavesdropped on the entire world. It's called Thin Thread.


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[Assistant] It took a while to get any kind of response. He felt there was something strange going on.


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[Assistant] When Drake asked her what this other solution was, she said, I'm sorry, I can't tell you.


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[Assistant] What they're hearing is that the program they designed is in some form being put into use, but without the protections that they had designed in.


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[Assistant] So Drake is now still working away over at the NSA with his, his worries rising about what's going on in terms of domestic surveillance.


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[Assistant] He goes to the general counsel's office with his concerns and says, I think this program may be illegal.


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[Assistant] Partly to make it powerful and also to keep it from wasting money.