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[Assistant] So the Miami dolphins lost to the bills. It's a great, it's a great game. I don't recall breach. And this is like right in your wheelhouse ever hearing a NFL PA announcer.


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[Assistant] Declare that if a football player on the field is hit with a snowball.


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[Assistant] That the home team will be finally hit with a 15 yard penalty. And yet we got that on Saturday.


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[Assistant] You guys probably haven't been to, you've never been to fish shows. It's like when they start throwing glow sticks at fish shows, they were bombing snowballs onto the field. It was unbelievable to watch incredible theater. And man, I think Josh Allen also reinserted himself into the MVP conversation, but


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[Assistant] The Dolphins performance in those conditions makes me feel better about their ability to close out this season.


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[Assistant] I like that question. I think that if you were doing a graph of the bills and chiefs and three weeks ago, the bills would be going this way. It used to be going this way.


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[Assistant] Right, the bill should be going down, the tissue should be going up. You're right. Thank you. Sorry. We've been corporate. Corporate has really ingrained this YouTube thing into my head.


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[Assistant] And now I think that if you were picking a team to have the number one seed and to win the Superbowl from the AFC.


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[Assistant] Assuming you're only picking between two teams, Jonathan, Timothy Breach.


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[Assistant] I think you would take the bills over the chiefs. I, I might take the bingles though. But, um, I think, I think the bills are John, Josh Allen looks like he is, looks like he's a lot healthier than we thought.


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[Assistant] That team is like, I don't know, man, they got that vibe about it. They're like peaking at the right time and it feels like the chiefs are.


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[Assistant] Sort of treading a little bit of water heading into the final three weeks of the season.


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[Assistant] No, I'm, I'm, I'm ducking their calls, but I think this Texas team would have.


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[Assistant] I think they would have like four or five wins if David Kelly was the coach.


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[Assistant] They've been, they fought hard as double-digit underdogs the last two weeks.


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[Assistant] Group of quarter. And, and like, and, and you as our, as our senior draft analyst. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I would call Nick Saban and be like, hey, who should we draft? And then take the person. He's the other person. He doesn't suggest knowing that he doesn't want the best player to go to Houston. She's in good shape. 11 to three hit their over on the wind tunnel.


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[Assistant] They haven't looked dominant in the last few weeks. I think the bills would look better, but to me, it's bills, chiefs, eagles.


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[Assistant] And did you want to put anybody else at that top tier?


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[Assistant] Yea, you're purposely not putting the bangles in there? Bills? Sheeps? Eagles? It's called a set up guys. It's where, what I do is I set it up and you jump in, bingles fan and say, I would like to take the bangles. And then I reply and say, how about this? We're going to watch this clip and then we'll talk about the bangles next.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you ever remember seeing a, um, entire quarter of possessions by a single?


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[Assistant] Professional football team where every drive resulted in a turnover.


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[Assistant] No. Assuming we're counting turnovers or downs.


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[Assistant] Four plays, negative one yards, turn around downs. Five plays, 26 yards, interception. Three plays, negative eight yards, fumble. Three plays, 13 yards, fumble. That is the Tom Brady led Tampa Bay Buccaneers with a 17 to nothing halftime lead. Like, what the hell, man?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then after that three plays nine yards punt that garbage type touchdown to like maybe cover some teases.


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[Assistant] And guess who the biggest winner on Sunday was? The Buccaneers! You get the dance. You got Tom Brady. I would not rule anything out.


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[Assistant] This is probably, actually, this is a good, uh, Billy, let's, uh, let's, uh, toss a little post-it note on this, but is this interstate, just quickly, we can say yes or no and move on. Is this interstate South rendition the worst division in the history of football?


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[Assistant] I mean, the Panthers have gone to the playoffs as the division champion with a 500 or lower record, I believe twice. The Seahawks did it and nearly did it twice, two years in a row. Uh, the Beastquake year.


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[Assistant] So aggressively rooting for Tom Brady. I didn't think I'd ever want to see Tom Brady in another Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] If, if, if, if Tom Brady and the Buccaneers are in the Superbowl this year, you're getting dragged.


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[Assistant] All right, uh, Wilson, we're gonna play a quick game just for posterity. I'm going to say a string of words and you're going to say either sucks or doesn't suck. Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.


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[Assistant] Sucks. The tape will be in the years of 2022.


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[Assistant] Billy told me to, Billy told me to ask you that. Sorry. I doubt that he did.


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[Assistant] Jared hurts. Did he win or lose this weekend in terms of his MVP chances? Josh Allen played great.


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[Assistant] Mahomes was fine. Treaded water, I think. Mahomes was good, but he wasn't like, didn't have some explosive performance.


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[Assistant] I mean, but like I'm saying, like my homes didn't have this like, wow moment where he obliterated the Texans and people were like, all right, he's the favorite now.


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[Assistant] Alright, who else? Joseph Edward Patrick Burrow Jr took down Tom Brady to maybe slide into the top three. So did Jalen hurts hurt or help his MVP changes this weekend?


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[Assistant] Feel free to cite this stat on the YouTube, uh, screen.


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[Assistant] We should note that like, and I don't, I don't like to give this.


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[Assistant] Uh, unnamed former producer, much credit, but Devo called Jalen Hurts the top five rushing quarterback of all time last year. I think he's right.


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[Assistant] Well, and like again, I don't mean to belabor the point here, but the, the, so MVP for MVP.


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[Assistant] For all the other awards, you, you rank your one through three and you get points assigned. For the MVP this year, you rank five.


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[Assistant] And I do think there's like some interesting math in that because.


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[Assistant] When you're talking to these voters, we don't know who, like, I think if Joe Burrow closes the season strong, Pete Pritzker will put him one over Jalen Hurts.


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[Assistant] And that's not, and that's not, I'm not, I'm not dogging Pete for it. I think it potentially deserved, but he is a preconceived bias because he said that Joe Burrow would win multiple Super Bowls for the Bengals and he, I think Josh Allen can be two for him and Jalen Hurts can be three, despite really good seasons if Jalen Hurts sits in week 18.


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[Assistant] Back in, back in the time in an era when a running back could win a MVP, although we should note the next year. Do you guys know who the running back was that wanted the next year?


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[Assistant] It's just not the normal setup. I'm not checking off the boxes of games that we have. What games have we not covered that we need to talk about?


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[Assistant] We haven't talked about the greatest comeback in NFL history. That's a big one. So let's talk about that.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you give the Vikings more credit breach or do you blame Jeff Saturday more?


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[Assistant] For having a 45 second time of possession. Three and out in the second half after holding a 33 to nothing lead at halftime on Saturday.


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[Assistant] Jeff Saturday is the first coach in NFL history.


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[Assistant] To be named to have a, to have Saturday as part of his name and coach on Saturday.


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[Assistant] You're down 33-0 to the freaking Colts at halftime in a game where you could clinch


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[Assistant] So before you show me a brief, I would point out the graphic here on YouTube.


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[Assistant] 2022 Minnesota Vikings 10, 2019 Seahawks 10, the Giants in 86 and the Oilers in 78 had nine each. I don't know what the three of the bottom have in terms of their losses. The Vikings are 10 and 0 in one score games. This is a house of cards, right?


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[Assistant] What was the record? Were they like 9 and 0 and once were 8?


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[Assistant] So I do think it is worth pointing out that if I'm not suggesting that Kirby cousins, your boy Ryan is anywhere on the level of Tom Brady. No one's saying that, but the NFL playoffs is a very volatile situation.


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[Assistant] Weirdly hot and just run the table and get to the, and get to the Superbowl and win a Superbowl. Do I think it will happen? No, but like the Buccaneers, if you're in the dance, you have an opportunity to close things out.


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[Assistant] Uh, vikings are much higher, better ho- they have a- they play a lower seed, and they have a home playoff game.


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[Assistant] But the Giants have two Super Bowls that they really didn't deserve to win. They just got hot and ran the table. 36 years ago.


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[Assistant] Well, we saw, we saw the Packers did it in 2010. It has been less, it's been less frequent lately.


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[Assistant] Because of, it may be the change in how the seating is structured, where the number one seat gets the buy. And, and not the, you know, but that's.


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[Assistant] Right. My point is that like if you get in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Weird, like the Eagles who won with Carson Wentz injured and Nick Falls playing quarterback and everyone wearing dog mask. Like weird things happen in the, in the playoffs. The Bengals last year, no one thought they were going to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] We covered the cowboys, covered the stinky, stinky NFC South. God, it's so stinky. We covered stinky, stinky Jeff Saturday.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Anthony, uh, Bartolucci into chat. It points out, let's get real. This is all Bill. To me, this is the most important point about all about this final play in the Patriots Raiders game is that for 20 plus years,


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[Assistant] Bill Belichick let other people make these mistakes and hand him wins that because in the NFL, if, if you just don't make the mistakes, you can get more wins. You just, you'll win more often than you'll lose. And.


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[Assistant] That was like a hallmark of Belichick's and Tom Brady's in the dynasty of the Patriots was that they would not.


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[Assistant] This was like a quintessential non-patriots mistake, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, so they, they, I watched it again. They start the ball from Andre Stevenson is at midfield.


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[Assistant] And like the, the, the draw went well. Like he ran, he ran for like 15, 20, 25 yards. It worked out well.


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[Assistant] He's got good blocking, but there's no time left on the clock. If you, if the game is tied and there's no time left on the clock.


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[Assistant] Under no circumstances do you give up possession of the football, right?


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[Assistant] It makes you, it makes you, like there's been, there's been some of this stuff the last two years with Belichick and it at least makes you wonder like is, oh man, lost his edge.


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[Assistant] It's just really weird to see this organization that's been run so tightly for so long and that didn't make these mistakes. Like this is a game you just cannot lose.


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[Assistant] Their, their, their playoff percentages went from like 90 or like maybe it was like 75 to 25.


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[Assistant] We can't be convinced that's right anywhere. It's just like, I'm Ryan Wilson. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That could be anybody. Billy, can you toss up, uh, can you toss up this picture of the


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[Assistant] No, actually, if you're talking, see you guys later. Billy, you're putting up our whole Slack chat. That's not cool.


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[Assistant] Breach, do you see the white stuff flying up in the air that you just gave us? Do you see the Billy zoom in as far as close as you can to his cleats? Wilson is 100% right. There is a thank you.


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[Assistant] What do you think is causing the white stuff to spray up in the air?


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[Assistant] It's not as cutting dry. I think, I think you just actually like you're, you're basically like you're OJ Simpson and walked in with like evidence confirming that you are.


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[Assistant] In fact, if I wrote the book, if I did it, I think when you additionally look at this, that I read with you breach, but Wilson's right. You see that there's a gigantic layer of tow on that shoe that is clearly touching the outer balance.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, like this is my larger issue with all of this stuff by the way, is that.


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[Assistant] When we have a game that is on a standalone situation, an island game.


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[Assistant] No, but it's like, there's a game that's being played on Monday night, Sunday night, Thursday night. That game.


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[Assistant] Every, or a playoff game, every single time, if there's a like kind of a close, but probably pretty obvious officiating situation, they get an immediate overturn from the NFL offices in New York.


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[Assistant] I think it's the Patriots because the Patriot Belichick had a chance to sort of flip this building. He can't win without Brady narrative on his head.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Where's Jeff Saturday? It's like, like you.


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[Assistant] I think you were EK or somebody said a note in Slack was like, there's got to be a tweet about blowing a 33 point lead by Jeff Saturday. Like, I mean, if you were saying how it's just Saturday, it's, it is what it is. It's going to be a disaster. Okay. Let's look at the playoff picture and get out of here. So.


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[Assistant] The AFC. Buffalo. Kansas City. Clenched. Cincinnati is the three seed ahead of Baltimore.


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[Assistant] One game off of Jack, or technically a half game off of Jacksonville because the Jacks beat them.


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[Assistant] Baltimore, the five seed Chargers, the six seed Miami, the seven seed.


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[Assistant] We thought this was gonna be like kind of stock image, sort of playoff picture stuff, heading down the stretch. There's chaos erupting on both sides of the, of the bracket. And I love it. The jets and the pats are out Jacksonville is coming strong.


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[Assistant] We're gonna take a break and when we come back, Breach will tell us where the bagels will finish next.


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[Assistant] Breach. Where did the Biggles finish? In the AFC standings.


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[Assistant] I deeply regret not betting the Biggles to win the AFC North.


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[Assistant] I have a lot of ribbons and I had a chance to get bingles two to one and I really, really regret.


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[Assistant] I literally did a video saying, I think the Biggles will win the Super Bowl. Everyone should bet this. I just forgot to bet them to win the dang division. Okay. Didn't even take his own advice. I bet the Biggles, uh, 900 Super Bowl matchup.


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[Assistant] There's only one game back. Okay, so the Jaggers are two games back.


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[Assistant] Chargers run the table, but that sounds stupid, he's saying. Yeah, that's not crazy when you verbalize it. I could see a si- because look, you look at the- Have you seen the Raider schedule? The Raiders- I mean, the Raiders are not the Dark Horse.


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[Assistant] What, how many wins, what is the minimum number of wins to get an AFC Wild Card spot? Nine.


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[Assistant] Cause the Browns host the saints at Washington at Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] Today he looks a lot better. On Saturday he looks a lot better.


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[Assistant] I think it's Charging Dolphins. I think it's just, I think this holds, but I mean, we said that two weeks ago. What about the erotic side of things?


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[Assistant] By the way, uh, we have four, just for clarity, four teams in the intersea, Philadelphia, Minnesota, San Francisco and Dallas.


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[Assistant] Minnesota and San Francisco have clinched their divisions. All four of those teams have clinched a playoff spot. What was your question?


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[Assistant] Uh, Tampa's gonna be finished. NFC South will finish fourth. 100%.


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[Assistant] That we know. All right. If you get anything better than minus 10,000, you take that.


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[Assistant] Second or third? Six and eight. They're just in the playoffs. Uh, I think San Francisco is two, Minnesota is three.


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[Assistant] I, I, I'm going to stick with, it'll cost me money, but I'll stick with it. I think Carolina is going to finish for Dallas five Detroit.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and Seattle is my picks. Seattle? I wanna say Green Bay, but it's like so ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Well, they're going to have to play the Chiefs this week. Well, they're going to beat the Chiefs. Junior Smith revenge game, then he gets a chance for another revenge game.


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[Assistant] There you go. What's the Chief's revenge angle? It's, uh, he's went to Kansas City one time on his way to the draft and stopped there and hates his town.


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[Assistant] I'll repeat this again, I tweeted this to our editor, Dan Shire. This is like the 2017 Bills team. All over again.


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[Assistant] No, it's a team that is not as good as the level of, they're not as good as their record. They're playing above their head. They're going to make the playoffs and get smoked in a wild card game.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's such a solid building block. You should be thrilled if you're a Giants fan about what you're seeing from this Giants team. So actually I want to amend mine. I'm going to say Giants and Detroit.


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[Assistant] I tweeted that Taylor Heidegger is America's quarterback and didn't realize it. Apparently he's like terrible. People were like, I enjoy your mentions. I was like, what?


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[Assistant] What'd you say he was? He's like, he's like, he's like, he drinks bush light.


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[Assistant] He runs around, he's a maniac. He's like, he's like, he's just fun, entertaining quarterback.


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[Assistant] The Panthers are idiots for trying to like beat the, I mean, I said, they have to go see most of the country. They want to win, but like.


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[Assistant] Go lose the Lions next week. Get a high draft pick. Get a quarterback, guys. Come on.


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[Assistant] Are you, see that's old, that's like, that's like talking about Philly fans throw batteries, man. You don't find that suspicious? Not at all. I don't find that suspicious at all. Detroit.


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[Assistant] That's it. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. Incredible weekend of football. Three weekends of regular season football left. We'll be live way too often. We'll be live on Christmas night, by the way.


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[Assistant] Let's scan that thing, yes. Uhm, it's just fantastic. I hope everyone enjoys the raffle of the shelf.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening for Wilson for breach. I'm Brinson. See you guys later.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, a famous rapper kind of, I mean, he's not that famous, but the rapper is Poosh Ice D. It's a Poosh Ice D mask. That's why you see a lot of people wearing these ski masks and all, all inclement type of weather. So, I mean, people are wearing these types of masks even in hot 90 degree, 100 degree weather. It's just.


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[Assistant] What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Pixix Podcast. CBS Sports Daily. NFL Podcast, I'm Robert Stinowski, your host.


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[Assistant] Week 14, Sunday night in the books. And I gotta say, and I tweeted this.


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[Assistant] Said it in slack and I got a good reply. I tweeted it and got somebody's like, you know, thanks Captain Obvious. Week 14 was a shot of life.


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[Assistant] Into what it looked like was kind of setting up to be a sort of a bit of a boring playoff race on both sides of the NFL.


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[Assistant] So it'd be a little bit of separation. It looks like things are going to be obvious. And now with some upsets, some craziness, which we'll break down in full detail.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's like three or four games in particular, including the Sunday night game that we'll get to. They're just because of the outcome.


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[Assistant] It wasn't necessarily the underdog winning. It's just book. Like for instance, just the lions beating the Vikings makes everything a little bit spicier. The chargers beating.


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[Assistant] Dolphins? Makes everything a little bit spicier. Jaguars beat the Titans? Everything a little bit spicier. That's all I'm saying. Carolina beat Seattle?


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[Assistant] Just add a little spice, a little sprinkle. If all those games go the other way, there's a bigger golf on both sides of the NFL in terms of the playoff races, is what I'm saying. I agree with that.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's get, let's hop to it. Any, uh, no other broad 30,000 foot viewpoints, uh, takes from you guys? Breach has one. What do you got Breach?


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[Assistant] Typically how I do it. Shut people up just by talking excessively.


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[Assistant] Chargers. We're doing a different format today. Actually, we're going to do look at the playoff pictures as a whole, starting with the AFC. Then we'll do the NFC and then we'll do some winners and losers. If you have a specific question about the game.


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[Assistant] Make it, like say something in the chat and Billy will try and cue it up. Smash the like button if we give it enough likes. We'll give away some Paramount Plus gift cards. Free month of Paramount Plus. Perfect time to have it. You're heading into the playoffs. You're gonna be able to stream for free on Paramount Plus. Free month.


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[Assistant] Hit the like button, turn on alerts too. You get notified when we go live after every primetime game.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, I think it's, I mean, the Dolphins are going to be the 16 either way, regardless of what happened on Sunday Night Football. But if the Dolphins beat the Chargers, then it,


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[Assistant] It changes everything because I think the chargers are basically done and now with that huge win and an impressive performance by Justin Herbert.


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[Assistant] Very, very up and down performance by Tua Tunga by Loa. The Chargers are now the seventh seed and the Dolphins are the sixth seed and that pushes the Jets out of the playoffs. The Patriots can get to seven and six if they win on Monday night and then you get the Jaguars and I don't think the Raiders are, yes, technically the Raiders are lingering, but after Thursday night, it's hard to kind of take them seriously with that loss to the Rams and Cleveland and Pittsburgh technically still alive.


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[Assistant] On the fringes there. I don't even know if they would be in the hunt breach. Uhm, but, you know, do you think this Charters team profiles as a legitimate playoff contender?


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[Assistant] Uh, well, he was the, he was run game coordinator then of, I guess you're getting to the run game point, but he was offensive coordinator, but before that run game.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, agree completely. Chargers give up 5.4 yards per carry. I mean, that's tied with the Giants for worst of the NFL. Uh, the only reason.


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[Assistant] That they're not dead last in terms of yards given up, uh, rushing yards given up is that they hadn't played when these, when these stats have been accrued. Uh, they, they still, you know, you look at it, Raheem Moser 11 carries 37 yards at 3.4, but Tua ran for 9.303 carries. And Jeff Wilson, before he got hurt, had 6.5 yards per carry on four carries. So.


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[Assistant] They are at the Bills on Saturday, part of the triple header on Saturday, which always sneaks up on you. And you always get thrilled when you realize that you gotta, I mean, nothing like watching football is fun, don't get me wrong, but three games on Saturday, excuse me, in week 15. Could live without it. Uhm, Packers at Home on Christmas Day.


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[Assistant] At the Patriots. So two, two huge division games against playoff caliber teams outdoors in the Northeast.


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[Assistant] We'll see. I mean, like, we'll see. I don't, you know, you don't want to make the presumption that Miami can't win in the, in the cold weather. But I mean, that is when you play in Miami.


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[Assistant] And you have to go north. It's just like when teams play in the Northeast and have to come to Miami in like September, you know, it is a completely different environment and it's not something that you can like easily recreate. So short week against the Bills, massive game for the Dolphins. Do you think that Wilson, do you think the dolphins?


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't want to beat on them too much for these two losses, but I mean, you really needed to go one and one here, especially with the remaining schedule.


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[Assistant] 538 has the Dolphins now. They are eight and five, right? Yes, that's correct. Uh, at 74.


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[Assistant] The chargers do what the chargers do. They charger and they, they rip your heart out. They rip their own hearts out. Um, it's just like, it's like the, it's like the scene from, uh, is it temple to doom, right? Where the heart ripping thing, but instead of like ripping someone else's heart out, it's like the chargers reach in and like grab their own heart.


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[Assistant] Um, height at home this coming week at the Colts Rams at home and the Rams are playing hard, but you know, little.


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[Assistant] Obviously, not the same roster we thought they'd have. And then at the Broncos. That is...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I think, I mean, I think I'd almost take the, the chargers just because they, they're getting a little bit healthier in terms of the wide receiver core. You hope both is coming back now, like Jalen Phillips played fantastic in this game. And, and, you know, but I don't, I think the charters defense as a whole is probably better if they get their stars back and then.


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[Assistant] Now also worth noting that the Chargers are 7 to 6, the Dolans are 8 and 5, and that is a beneficial thing for Miami. Alright, elsewhere in the AFC, the Titans lose, the Titans have a chance to basically put the Division on ice, settle in,


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[Assistant] Take care of the AFC South, beat the Jaguars who hadn't won in Nashville since 2013, and Trevor Lawrence, my guy, and Evan Ingram. Lord, you saw that coming.


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[Assistant] Unexpected outcomes in week 14 of the NFL season in 2022. Evan Ingram goes nuts. Trevor Lawrence goes off.


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[Assistant] Um, uh, is it, is it, am I just being biased by suggesting Wilson that there is the Jaguars have some playoff life here at five and eight or?


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[Assistant] It's especially crazy when you consider Breach that like they just, for whatever reason, they're just let college players to go one foot. And so like you have to adjust. I think that's one of the things too. Like I feel like college players have gotten better at.


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[Assistant] They've got uhm, so on Christmas Eve at one o'clock, they play the Texans at home. I mean, it's just like.


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[Assistant] We've seen this movie before, right? Late season. Bad Houston team. Derrick Henry.


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[Assistant] 275 rushing doors, right? That's that's like put Henry out. You play. They get the chargers this week and then the Texan. So like this is a really like where if you're Mike variable, you say, okay, this is a bad loss, but we are still very much in control of our destiny. 85% 86% to make the playoffs right now. You have two teams that are terrible against the run.


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[Assistant] And then you close with the Cowboys and at the Jaguars and what you want to do, I think, reach to your point is make it where that eight week, 18 game in Jacksonville, it is not relevant to the discussion of the division. And it only matters for Jacksonville trying to get it as a wild card, which they could still do. It's a, uh, they're actually 14%.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, they basically need to get through the division. I think with, with all the five and eight teams there, um, in the AFC. All right. Anything for you, Wilson, uh, left on that or.


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[Assistant] Just go, Derrick, listen, we're not going to play Derrick Henry against the Chargers. We're just going to save him for the Texans game and let him, you know, uncork.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, for sure. The Bills had, the Bills really took care of, they had the Jets, like, completely dominated for that entire game and somehow the Jets creep back in it, made it very much a, you know, sort of a close contest at the end. Uh, maybe more important to the discussion of Buffalo is that with the win and with Kansas City, uh, you know, blasting Russell Wilson and company, other Russell.


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[Assistant] We have two 10 and three teams at the top of the AFC. Wilson, which which 10 and three team for you is most likely to take the number one seed? I believe it's essentially a coin flip.


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[Assistant] 538? I think the, uh, bills are 47%. No, no, not quite quite. Chief's 41. That's the tiebreaker there. And then, uh, any guesses as to who the third team would be?


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[Assistant] No, I know. It felt like, cause I wouldn't, I wouldn't watch everybody play that game because it's New York, but it's like.


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[Assistant] At 17-7, Buffalo in the, you know, going into the fourth quarter in the 27th, it felt like it was.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't think that's, I think I tend to agree. And by the way, I should point out that the Chiefs did not blast the Broncos. Obviously it was a one score game, uh, much closer. I think, I think what happened was I saw Marlon Mack.


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[Assistant] Like fathom the score for that. Cause it was 27-nothing. Like. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I think it was over.


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[Assistant] Like there's way so nothing with 432 was 432 and really gay intercepted Russ on that.


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[Assistant] Man, that's a little, I mean, maybe to your point, listen, maybe it was sort of a, all right, like we're playing with our food type of situation. You allow them to crawl back in, but.


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[Assistant] In week 14, as you're trying to really ramp up and chase that one seed, you know.


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[Assistant] Great performances are, like, you know, you look at the Chiefs and they do have just all, I mean...


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[Assistant] Not like the most amazing weapons, but I think that collection of guys that they brought in have really become.


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[Assistant] Yep, Kaderius Tony, who they traded for. Uh, Skymore didn't have a very big game at all. Marcus Fowler-Scantley didn't do much. We've seen different guys step up at different times. And, you know, with Buffalo, and again, different weather conditions, playing a much, you know, both playing good defenses, but, you know, with, with Buffalo, Dawson Dock said that great touchdown. It does feel like.


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[Assistant] While they have a lot of weapons, their weapons are better, they just don't have as many as Kansas City.


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[Assistant] And I'm still, everybody's still waiting on this like Gabe Davis nuclear, uh, game. The Bills have the Dolphins at home on Saturday at the Bears.


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[Assistant] So you'd think you'd go to another there if you, if you're taking care of business on January 2nd.


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[Assistant] Against the at the Bengals, which is enormous for seeding potential. That is, uh, is that a?


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[Assistant] And then a TBD game of course against the Patriots in week 18.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Buffalo could go, I mean, I think Buffalo probably goes three and one, but could go two and two. The Chiefs meanwhile have.


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[Assistant] At the Texans, I mean, come on, you better take care of business. Seahawks at home.


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[Assistant] Broncos at home, they get the Broncos twice in the last five weeks and at the Raiders. Like I think if the chiefs go four and oh, they probably get the one seed. Seems fair.


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[Assistant] I think the bills will, I think the bills probably drop one down the stretch.


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[Assistant] All right. Couple more notes on the AFC playoff race. So New England plays on Monday.


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[Assistant] The one thing about the Ravens, by the way, the shout out to Seizures for getting these division odds up so quick. Uh, Ravens minus 130 now, Bengals plus 110 to win the AFC North.


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[Assistant] With the Ravens, their offense was so explosive for the first month-ish of the season, maybe over six weeks, kind of cooled down. Lamar started playing bad for a while, but, um, and the defense couldn't stop anybody, particularly in the past, the enemy pass rush. And now the defense is like actually pretty good, but the offense can't really do anything. So I just sort of wonder, again, it all comes back to Lamar here. If Lamar can come back and be healthy.


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[Assistant] Like, J.K. Dobbins didn't look, didn't look fantastic, but he, but he came back and he had a really, he had a really nice game stat-wise. He got walked down on a, you know, he just didn't look explosive. Uhm, you just sort of, you know what I'm saying? Like if,


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[Assistant] If the Ravens can just sort of hold on for dear life and, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like hold over to your life, steal the division and then get Lamar back in time and make a playoff run. I think they're a little sneaky, but yeah, they're, they're hard to figure out.


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[Assistant] Buckle up. Yeah, I want to believe it. Okay. Last thing on the AFC and then we'll move on. We'll move on. Um, you get one five and 18 to get crazy. I'll take the Jaguars.


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[Assistant] That's the easy one. That's probably the only answer. The Raiders should just be 6 and 7. That's not bad. Uhm, Cleveland ain't got it. And uh, you're not trusting Pittsburgh, right? Get out of here.


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[Assistant] And if the Titans can just beat the Texans, they basically need like some help from the Dolphins and the


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[Assistant] Alright, let's take a break and when we come back, Nyan Wilson is going to pound the drum, stand at the table, whatever the hell you want to say.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna shift our focus to the NFC playoff race. We had our first.


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[Assistant] Uh, playoff bid secured. Congratulations to my Philadelphia Eagles for securing a playoff berth. They have not clinched a division. They have not clinched a particular seed. They're 12 and 1. By the way, that, that, that loss.


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[Assistant] Well, actually, we'll circle back on Philadelphia for you, Billy. They truck stick New York. We don't need to spend any time on that. We'll bring it on in a second. Um, instead, Wilson, as I teased before the break, your Detroit Lions, American, the Lions are America's team. Now when there's a five or six straight, Dan, PC principal,


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[Assistant] Aka Dan the Man Campbell aka PC Principal. If you haven't watched South Park, if you know, you know.


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[Assistant] And the lions Jared golf, who's playing just some fricking fantastic football right now. I, I tip my cap to you, Wilson. I think you've been, you've been honking that horn for awhile and, uh, golf is playing great. 27 to 39, three 30 and three touchdowns beat the, the.


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[Assistant] Division leading Vikings, 34 to 23.


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[Assistant] There's still four games back in the Vikings, and that ain't happening, but there are playoff odds after the various outcomes, including a loss by the Seahawks.


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[Assistant] And, uh, another important industry loss that's escaping my brain right now for sure. Oh, the Giants losing to the Eagles. Uh, jumped up to 22% from 8% coming in. Are the Lions a playoff team?


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[Assistant] That's a big, big ad this late in the season, man. That's like, like that's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, we spent all this time talking about Odell Beckham. Like, we should've been talking about James and Williams coming back from the line. That's a much, much bigger deal. No offense to Odell.


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[Assistant] KJ Osborne and Kurt Cousins for, uh, for forcing the issue and, and making sure that, that it, that it, that it went over that total. Like, you know, Justin Jefferson, 223 receiving yards.


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[Assistant] Kirk Cousins, 425, two touchdowns, no exceptions. I still think the Vikings are a very good team. I just think the Vikings are like...


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[Assistant] I don't want to turn this into like a, we don't like, I like the Vikings. I really like all the people.


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[Assistant] Not to move away from the Vikings. But the thing about the line, and look, the Vikings are 10 and 3. They're in the playoffs. They're going to win the division. They're in great shape. What happens in there remains to be seen.


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[Assistant] The lions have taken on like day cable to me came into the lions and said, here's who I'm going to be and what I'm going to do. And there's been not a shred of dishonesty about what he's done and how he's acted. He wears his emotions on his sleeve.


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[Assistant] He is very much an inspirational coach, but also somebody who I think is wisely aggressive in games, particularly knowing that at times his defense hasn't been very good. Although it's been better the last few weeks that, you know, he, they built for the trenches.


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[Assistant] You know, there were reports coming into this game that Jared got multiple reports. So, you know, it either came from golf's camp or the Lions camp that golf's their guy, not a bridge quarterback. And then golf responds by putting up this monster performance and slinging around all these different receivers. So,


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[Assistant] I mean, I want to, I really wanted to make the playoffs. Like I really want Dan Campbell coaching in a wild card game. Like what's, what's the matchup we want against the Vikings? That's pretty easy to happen, right? That would be juicy.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, you would much rather get, I mean, don't you think you'd rather get the Vikings than the Niners? Yeah, but I mean, you don't just... No, no, no, they would sign up for any matchup right now.


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[Assistant] It's interesting too, you know, we talk about these sort of how the, you know, the path and all this, but like the Niners are at the Seahawks on Thursday this week, right? So San Francisco is, uh, what we say a breach where they favored by three and a half or something like that. And it's climbing. Yeah. You know, if this is, if chalk holds discussion that I'm, that I'm trying to set up here, you know, you have


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[Assistant] The, the, uh, commanders, I call them the real name and the giants playing each other. So the commanders are favored at home. So let's give them the win. The lions are at the jets.


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[Assistant] It's a pick them for the purposes of us trying to talk about the Lions playoff hopes. We're going to give them the win.


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[Assistant] And is there anybody else in germane to the discussion of the NFC? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] So week 16 lions at the Panthers. I feel I don't think that's a guaranteed win, but we're going to give it to him again for the purpose of the discussion. Commanders at the Niners. We're going to give the Niners a win. That's chalk. That's easy.


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[Assistant] And the giants of the Vikings, I think it's fair to give the Vikings a W there in week 16. At this point, the commanders, so that's two weeks, like reasonable outcomes for the next two weeks. The commanders are eight, six and one.


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[Assistant] The Giants are 7-7-1 and the Vikings are 8-7 in the seventh seed with a chance to climb even higher.


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[Assistant] So the lions, not the Vikings, my bad. And they would be matched up against the two seed there in the Vikings. So really, really interesting. And then of course you would have, you know, if they stumble on the road, it wouldn't be crazy. One of those two games and go one on one.


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[Assistant] I think they, you know, you, you expect them to beat the Bears at home, but again, not a guarantee. I mean, what if they go to Green Bay against like, it's like Rogers with nothing on the line and then it'll be Jordan Love. They could be playing. I don't know. Rogers might for you to be like, listen, I'm playing, I'm knocking these guys out of the playoffs. Like I'm not, I'm not sitting at home while I watch Dan Campbell and Jared golf play.


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[Assistant] All right. Um, Tampa six and seven, four seed.


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[Assistant] Panthers, Panthers are live as hell in the O.C. South something again.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to write off, I'm not going to write off the greatest athlete in the history of sports.


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[Assistant] They're going to be the worst team in the playoffs because they're pro, they're barely going to be above 500. I'm just saying that it's Tom Brady. I know, I know.


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[Assistant] He like took a safety on purpose. 74% for the bucks to make the playoffs, obviously through the division. Panthers now up to 21%. And it's like, it's not unreasonable.


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[Assistant] That we have the Panthers and the Lions suddenly in the playoffs this postseason.


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[Assistant] Uh, it is not, it's not inconceivable that we could have Philly, Minnesota, San Francisco,


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[Assistant] Carolina, Dallas, Seattle, Detroit. Like that is an entirely different playoff.


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[Assistant] I was traveling back in time to August 2022 and we're doing this podcast.


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[Assistant] And you look at me and you say, give me like the craziest, most insane, unbelievable take about the 2022 season. I say.


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[Assistant] The week 15 lions and jets game and week 16 lions at Panthers game will determine the fate.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying that those two games were not all my radar is massively important games. Okay, let's take another break. When we come back, we'll do some winners and losers. My God, maybe wrap up this podcast reasonable hour next.


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[Assistant] There's always a winner, there's always a loser. So football works, unless you tie.


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[Assistant] Unless you're the football team. Commandos and whoever is the football team.


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[Assistant] Uhm, trying to scroll down to figure out who our first winner is. My apologies.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean, obviously he played the NFL, like he kicked him Superbowl. So you wouldn't think he'd be sweating it, but like I've done the siren, the siren sounding for the hurricanes, which I don't know why, but, um, you get up there and you're like, uh, the little more pressure. I'm like, I'm kind of exposed. I'm on the sideline. You're doing something you're not used to be doing. Like you banging a drum. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean man, I mentioned this, I just think, and...


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[Assistant] Schedule matters, of course, you can have more difficult opponents, but at Bucks, at Pats, Bills at home, Ravens at home. That's a hard group of teams. Joe Burrow, though.


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[Assistant] When the chips are down, it's December, when it's games that matter, when it's possible elimination games.


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[Assistant] Like must win games and none of those are necessarily that for the Bengals and they have to win, you know, some of them, but like, I don't know, man. I think there's a chance that kids, even against those defenses, he just.


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[Assistant] Goes off for the next four weeks. I know, I think Higgins and Boyd need to be able to come back. Mixing needs to sort of.


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[Assistant] The biggest offense wouldn't operating, wouldn't homing at full speed.


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[Assistant] But it just shows you what can happen when they start to get going. And so they get those guys healthy. I think burrow could just have a, a nuclear into the season. I kind of want to see it happen, uh, for financial purposes. All right. I'll say my winner is.


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[Assistant] When you're the 10 and 2 Cowboys, or excuse me, 9 and 2, 9 and 3 Cowboys.


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[Assistant] You just hear some weird quotes from Jerry Jones after it. You know what I mean? And they still have to play two division games, Eagles at home and two weeks of Christmas Eve and then at the commanders. We've been frisky.


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[Assistant] At the Jaguars and at the Titans, the other two games, like, you know, I know I wouldn't.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying that we would, if the Cowboys had lost to the Texans, I think we might be having a discussion like, yo, um, that's the worst loss of the season by far.


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[Assistant] Should we be worried about the Cowboys collapsing? Cause nine and four and all of a sudden you go one and three. You're still in the playoffs, but just saying, just saying.


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[Assistant] Oh, crispness. I thought you were blaming Christmas for causing them to be distracted. I was like, alright, that's worse than my Phillies World Series.


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[Assistant] Um, that was picked and the Texas took it back to Dallas is four yard line.


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[Assistant] I was like, oh my God, this is over. But at the same time, it was like, man, if I was a Texas fan, I really wish they would have gotten in on that pick. And they went for it on fourth down, didn't get it.


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[Assistant] You know, if you kick the field goal, it's only six points. So Dallas is still trying to get a touchdown to win anyway, because they don't want overtime. But yeah, I mean, it's that Texas should have won that and.


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[Assistant] I think we'd be having a much different, you sort of, you know, sort of wipe your brow and move on with the Cowboys. But I agree with you, Wilson. Punching down is never a good look. What about you, Breach? Next. You're good winners or losers, by the way. Just, you know, we bounce around.


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[Assistant] I think Breach looked it up. No, I was just gonna- Price is right, you. So I- No, no, no. I said 23 and 6 and you fired 24 and 5 faster than I've heard anybody say anything in their entire- 24 and 5! 24 and 5!


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[Assistant] So there's only, uh, uh, five, six now with Purdy, sorry.


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[Assistant] Ron Perdy looks awesome. I mean, I'm sorry, I like-


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[Assistant] Is it, is it time for my annual, uh, bingles 49ers?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jimmy G could possibly come back, but yeah, I mean like Brock party was fantastic. Brock party was great in this game. There's one we had a, um,


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna swing back to the winners real quick. Not, not necessarily because I like have a huge list of winners, but because I don't feel like calling somebody from the Giants losers.


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[Assistant] And by virtue of his, uh, I don't think, uh, whatever is the details of his contract, Billy is required to pop on here and talk about the Eagles for, uh, 35 seconds or whatever long. Uh, I think Jalen Hurts is a big winner here. Not that he's had a, you know, not that he needs like, you know, a whole lot of winnings. He's in a great spot.


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[Assistant] Uhm, 21 to 31, 217 and two touchdowns also ran seven times for 77 yards and a touchdown. Miles Sanders went off a buck 44.


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[Assistant] Uh, AJ Brown, four catches, 70 yards to touchdown. First time Billy, I believe since 2014 that the Eagles have had a 1000 yard receiver and a 1000 yard rusher. They clinched the playoffs. I need ice. So I decided to pick Jalen hurts as a winner. What do you think? I think he's, I think he should be


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[Assistant] So there are two games up on the two and a half games up on the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] So two and a half games up with the Cowboys. They're at the bears next week.


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[Assistant] Right. But currently they're essentially two and a half games up on the Cowboys. If the Cowboys were to beat them, then you'd have to look at the typewriters. Point being.


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[Assistant] They're at the Bears. They're two games up with the Cowboys. Minimum.


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[Assistant] They're at the Bears. They play the Cowboys on Christmas Eve in the afternoon. Great game in Dallas. Geez, Jerry, get some holidays on it. Um, saints at home giants at home. Like I don't think that I think there's a, the only question would be does


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[Assistant] Would Nick Sirianni play Jaylen Hirch for a half in week 18?


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[Assistant] Knowing that the Chiefs will probably play Mahomes the whole game trying to get the one seed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if he doesn't lay an egg against the next three weeks, they have to, they have to get the one seed, they have to win the division.


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[Assistant] Right? That's at this point, if you, if you, if the Cowboys won the division, Hertz ain't winning MVP.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, you know, you figure you have to go two and two, worst case probably. And then the only way it would be like if my homes goes off in week 18.


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[Assistant] Like 500 yards, five passing touchdowns. Chiefs get the number one seed, get the buy and, and as, as I didn't learn until mid season. Sorry, JJ. Sorry, Pete Briscoe. Thanks for the info. Um, the NFL has changed the balloting. So like,


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[Assistant] You know, before you got 50 people voted one time each. Now it's like.


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[Assistant] Pete Pritzker could say, I thought my homes at WKT was fantastic. And give Mahal's five points and Hertz four. You have a say in select? That would be the only concern there, I think.


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[Assistant] For her to winning it. We don't know, the math is different and we don't know how it's going to play out.


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[Assistant] I mean, the other thing too is like just looking at the NFC in the playoffs and not to get back in the playoff picture, but like.


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[Assistant] But they're so physical and downhill with the way that they run. And then even if you start creeping in and trying to like load the box up top to AJ Brown, I thought Devonta Smith looked fantastic today too. I mean, he's, he's, he's somebody who you could see really kind of ramp up into the postseason. Like who scares you?


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[Assistant] San Francisco is the only answer, I think, in terms of a defensive team that might scare you.


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[Assistant] Slowing down the eagles and forcing them to do things a little differently than they want, like.


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[Assistant] Again, no offense to Minnesota, but I don't think they're slowing down Philly's run game.


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[Assistant] You know, Dallas has a good pass rush, but I think you could run on them. Washington, New York, nobody's worried about them. And Seattle and Detroit, like, if Philly's humming on offense, San Francisco looks like the only team other than,


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[Assistant] I was going to do Zeke, Jesus. Uh, that's like breach fun fact porn right there. That's like kicker, that's irrelevant. That's Gorgami. I'm just upset at that.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got, by the way, I got Domino's as a winner. Shout out to Domino's, you're right. Domino's Pizza? Yeah. Did you sponsor their podcast? No, but did you see the note I got on my, the pizza I ordered today? Made my day.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as, as my buddy Jake immediately texted on this thread, he goes, that's a weird thing to write on a pizza box and text to your friends.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we got a big list. Is there anybody else we want to cover? Because I feel like we've, uhm, have we missed any games? I realize there's some pushback in the chat, apparently, of the formatting change.


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[Assistant] Well I, I, I still think that we might be in the...


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[Assistant] I hit the over on the Zach Wilson half a start or more down the stretch because Mike White had to go to the hospital after.


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[Assistant] And I take in some monster shots from Bill's players. Uh, I think, I think it's worth noting. I don't, I don't want to call. I mean, I guess I listened to his lose. I don't, I don't think he's like a huge.


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[Assistant] I hate the, the, the winners losers thing is tough, but it's like, I think Geno Smith probably had one of his worst games of the year.


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[Assistant] You, you have to beat the Panthers at home in week 14 when you are seven and five and Carolina is four and eight.


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[Assistant] Now, like, I mean, technically, like, Carolina's kind of live to steal the Seahawks wild card spot breach.


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[Assistant] The Panthers and the Bucks have to play each other so I don't know if there's a path for both of them to pull that off.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, I mean, look, I, I don't want to defend the Sean Watson. Do it.


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[Assistant] I just think that the way that this season played out for the Browns, you know, and you look at how, like,


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[Assistant] They had the, the loss to Flacco. Was that, was that week one? Week two? Week two of the Jets? Week two of the Jets had crazy loss they shouldn't have lost. They could have lost to the Panthers in week one. That's right. They lose to the Chargers by two points. They lose to the Falcons by three points. You know, they lose to the Ravens by three.


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[Assistant] And the, like the bucks they went as a one score. Point being is that they just, they needed to get like two, it would be interesting if they'd won two of those games. Like if they'd stolen one, like two of those one score games and came into this, like the, the, the Sean is eligible to return.


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[Assistant] As like an actual playoff contender. And then they look the way they've looked the last two weeks because then.


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[Assistant] There might be like an actual outcry of people saying, why aren't you playing GKB% and trying to make the playoffs? Now,


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[Assistant] To your point, Wilson, obviously I'm an idiot for suggesting that they would just sit to Sean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, I just, I would, I think it's important that he gets these reps. Yes. He clearly needs them. And he improved from last week to this week. But man, like, I, really?


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[Assistant] This is a guy who, let's, I mean, you don't want to put the ball field stuff aside, but it's like, just, he has been very, very good on the football field.


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[Assistant] And they scored 10 points and they would have scored what, um, six points or not for three defensive and special teams touchdowns against the Texans. Like if I'm Jimmy Haslam, I'm not hosting a podcast.


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[Assistant] I'm sitting in my, you know, swanky Tennessee Cleveland house drinking whatever billionaires drink.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a, there's significant risk here.


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[Assistant] With playing a guy who is very rusty, who clearly is not.


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[Assistant] You know, in football, in mental football mode or really physical football mode.


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[Assistant] In the next four weeks, you're losing him for almost like three quarters minimum of the.


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[Assistant] If he gets hurt and it's a significant injury, people will get fired over it. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] If I were still fancy, it would be very surprising. But we had, um, Sully and I had, uh, um, uh, our, uh, King Carmen, our boy. We love King Carmen. Sorry. I blacked out for a second on, on Cleveland radio host at 923 The Fan.


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[Assistant] King Carmen, listen to the show, love King Carmen, friend of the show now, friend of the pod.


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[Assistant] Okay, is there anything from week 14 that we somehow didn't cover? I don't think so. I don't think so either.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, not at all. I would just point out that again, the...


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[Assistant] I noted this before, but the circumstances surrounding the 2022 Giants remind me a lot of the 2017 Buffalo Bills. Also quarterbacked by Tyrod Taylor. You have Brian Dable. You have all these guys from, you have all these guys from Buffalo who are running New York and the Bills made the playoffs. I remember that was the Peterman year. The Bills made the playoffs at like nine and seven. I think they lost.


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[Assistant] They somehow just eked out all these wins late in the year. Uhm, and it snuck into the playoffs. It got smoke. Actually, there was 10 to three. They lost the Jaguars in the wild card round. Point being is that like, I think it's a no matter what happens to the Giants the rest of the year.


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[Assistant] And that's more important than if you go win a playoff game.


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[Assistant] That'll do it for us. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening for Wilson, for Breach and Britson. See you guys later.


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[Assistant] Breach, what was your level of excitement pre Tyler Huntley, jump over the line and fumble, and post Tyler Huntley, jump over the line and fumble?


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[Assistant] So, it'll be interesting to see how this plays out, because right, 60% of the offensive line, the starting offensive line is out. Jonah Williams grabbed his knee when he went to the ground. He did walk off the field. I don't know what that means for next weekend, but for Saturday, Sunday night, it wasn't great. That said, uh, Joe Burrow didn't set the world on fire. He only threw for 2-0-9, but it was 23-32.


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[Assistant] But he didn't hold the ball. And we saw early in the season and last year in the Super Bowl, of course, Breach, he took an absolute whoop and he only got sacked four times.


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[Assistant] Do you feel good about that? Is that a good sign or is it a function of Marlon Hufford being so afraid to get burned by Jamar Chase that he was just playing off every single snap and every three step drop. Joe Burrow was going to throw it to him no matter what.


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[Assistant] I love Joe Burrow, but I, even I, I was the person after the Joe Burrow draft that said to Pete Prisco and Brady Quinn, I'm taking Joe Burrow over Trevor Lawrence, who was coming out the subsequent year, and they both said we're taking Trevor Lawrence. I felt good about it then, I feel even better about it now, but even I'm not willing to, that's a, that's a bridge too far.


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[Assistant] Justin Herbert is way ahead of Trevor Lawrence. If you put them on a, on the, put either one of those team, put those, you know, one of those players.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a conversation. I mean, Geno Smith's in there, but whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh, let me ask Breach a question. So Breach, in terms of, uh, nervousness, because I think you're right. This is just a game that you win and you worry about everything else in the subsequent weeks. But I'm going to ask you a handful of questions here and just, you can tell me now or before. That's all you have to say. Were you more nervous about this game or last year's Raiders playoff game?


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[Assistant] More nervous about this game, or the Titans game, because by that point they'd already won their first playoff game in 4,000 years.


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[Assistant] Alright, well the follow-ups are going to be the Chiefs game and then the Super Bowl, as they compare to this game. Which ones? Any of those games make you more nervous than this Wild Card, well Super Wild Card matchup at home.


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[Assistant] And that's not, that's a very off brand for you. I don't think he disagrees with that. I was curious and, and Breach's feelings as a Bengals fan and how it rated towards last year, which was a complete surprise for, I think most people except for probably Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] Was it crazier than the play that Brinson just mentioned, Devontae's perfect play, and then the subsequent Pac-Man Jones and Joey Porter nonsense? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] He was, he, he might as well have been four feet short.


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[Assistant] I said this at the time and we were watching, I have no idea what he was doing. I'm sure he wasn't coached to do that. And I don't want to dump on Huntley because he did a lot of things well and exceeded.


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[Assistant] Probably everyone's expectations, including John Harbaugh's. But if you're running that play, all you do is run Patrick Ricard in motion. He stops behind Tyler Huntley and Tyler Huntley just takes the ball and then Patrick Ricard throws you into the end zone.


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[Assistant] But now, in retrospect, you wonder if Greg Rumman should have said in his ear, please, for the love of God, whatever you do, don't pull a Drew Brees. Don't pull a Trevor Lawrence. Don't pull...


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[Assistant] Well that, he was too far away to even, to try that maneuver. Like Trevor Lawrence on his no-go gadget arms isn't scoring from where Tyler Hunley tried to score.


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[Assistant] We're living in an era where all you do is have someone run in motion and we see the chiefs do this. They have Travis Kelsey go in motion and then take the snap from under center himself and then they push him. I mean, this is like the,


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[Assistant] You could run this play a million times, and I actually joked that I think that play call or Tyler Hulling's decision to do what he did. And again, he played 95% of what he did on Sunday night was, was beneficial to the Ravens chances of winning, but this was idiotic. And I think that third and one end around that it turns out Trevor, uh, what's his name? Justin Herbert.


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[Assistant] Changed the play into, last night, that was in a round that hit bandy and went 10 yards behind the line scrimmage.


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[Assistant] This was even worse than that. It was worse than the Justin Jefferson to Kirk Cousins throwback.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, man, I mean, this is a game changer, depending on which sort of analytics one percentage place you follow. The one percentage for the Ravens went from anywhere from like, it would have been north of 65 or 70% to well below, well below 50% by that.


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[Assistant] Someone, uhm, just listened for the first time, said they thought Breach, they had never seen him before, they thought he looked like Richie Cunningham, so that's, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uhm, shout out to Brian L in the comments. He's been with us all season. Tough loss. Man, I appreciate your, uh, you sticking up for your team and I'm sorry that they lost the way they did. Go ahead, Prince. I just want to go.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll pass on to you at Richard Clark passed on to me and Breach, uh, on Twitter earlier this, this evening. How often will you and Breach ask Brenton if this was a successful season for the Vikings tonight? This is going to be hilarious. So you can answer your own question.


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[Assistant] You just said the Bengals season would have been a disappointment had they lost to the Ravens.


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[Assistant] This season is a huge disappointment from my perspective. Hard to disagree. Breach, where are you?


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[Assistant] If you want to crown their ass, crown their ass was the head coach.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because the point differential was minus one. And Breach, I wanted to ask you something about that. You mentioned that O'Connell came in and things were better, but if your point differential is worse this year than it was last year, are they better?


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[Assistant] Let me finish this. So I know we've all been hard on court cousins and I don't know if...


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[Assistant] But I just wanted to point this out and then we can talk about my new guy, Daniel Jones. Purple FTP Pod on Twitter, and he's actually a great follower if you're a Vikings fan and just a general.


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[Assistant] Uh, he tweeted this out and he's been harping on this and all Vikings fans have and, you know, even Pat P may agree with this, but Ed Diamondtail, defense coordinator, has done a great job. So here's some of the stats that Purple, uh, FTP put out on Twitter after the game when people were crushing Kirk Cousins, like YouTube buttholes were for the, for the decision to throw a three yard pass on fourth and eight, which I was fine with.


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[Assistant] So, uh, here it is, uh, 10 of 18 games, they've allowed 400, uh, plus yards, this defense has. 11 of 18 games, they've allowed 24 plus points, uh, 427 points allowed all season, ranked 28th.


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[Assistant] Uh, 6,600 yards allowed is 31st, 6.9 net passing yards is 30th, and on and on it goes. So, uh, 27th and defensive view of the DVOA. So, Kurt Cousins, I thought played okay in this game, but to your point, that last play was a macrocosm of Kurt Cousins in prime time.


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[Assistant] But any defense out there that wasn't this Vikings defense and they probably have a much better chance of winning this game. And quickly, I want to ask you guys.


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[Assistant] Brent, so I'll ask you, cause you should know by now, what is Gino Smith's full name?


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[Assistant] I saw Dexter Lawrence get flagged for a roughing the passer, which was, I thought very well, well earned.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, I was gonna, my next question was gonna be, well, hold on, hold on. Last, yesterday you, hold on, just relax. We're not going anywhere. We're all here together. Breach talks you into the Geno Smith deal yesterday.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, Geno Smith and Daniel Jones feel like they're in the same boat except one's seven years older than the other. And I feel like they're both going to be making the same amount of money, which feels, if you think 35 seemed friendly, then I agree with that, but he ain't taking like a Andy Dalton type second year contract.


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[Assistant] Breach, Andrew Brinson, do either of you want to apologize as people are pointing out the comments to Dave Gettleman for putting his team together?


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[Assistant] By the way, quickly, someone asked in the comments what I had, what I think the Vikings should do in the first round. Uh, I have a mock draft coming up tomorrow. I have him taking safety Brian Branch at Alabama, who also plays in the slot primarily. I think he could have helped this team immensely today.


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[Assistant] I'm taking the, I'm taking the giants. And I, and you know, we, you're, you're trying to jump on my Brian Dable bandwagon. I've been, I've been driving that little Yugo all by myself.


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[Assistant] I'm not slowing down, just waving at you as I speed by 35 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing, what I wanted to say, I'm taking the Giants and the reason I was saying, made that little preface is because I'm going to keep beating this drama until it becomes sort of law in the NFL. I think Kevin O'Connell did a great job. He should get some votes for coach of the year. I don't disagree with any of that. But I love Brian Cable.


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[Assistant] I love Brian Dable for this reason only. He...


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[Assistant] Developed quarterbacks pretty much everywhere he's been as an offensive coordinator. He made the executive decision not to call plays and do his job and he crushed his job. Kevin O'Connell, Brandon Staley, all the young guys. Uh, Doug Peterson apparently is the exception. They're calling plays and they're struggling to make it happen. Zach Taylor still calls OC plays too, right Breach?


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[Assistant] But my larger story, my larger story is that I appreciate Brian Dable for


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[Assistant] Understanding and having, putting his ego aside and being willing to do his job and doing it at such a high level.


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[Assistant] I love the fact that Kirk Cousins caught the ball and then tried to break like three tackles. Just go down and take the L and then go to the sidelines and yell at Kevin O'Connor for calling that stupid ass play.


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[Assistant] That's like, I'm trying to, I don't even know if there's a comparison where you take one of the best players on planet earth and throw it to one of the worst players, uh, athletes on planet earth and then be upset that the play didn't work out.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, let me ask this question before Brinson comes back. I ask it weekly, are you at all concerned about Josh Allen?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think minor is the operative word because they find ways to win. They have so many talented players. Even if he makes mistakes, he just will throw bombs to Gabe Davis and Steph Diggs and they make plays down the field.


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[Assistant] And I give the Dolphins a lot of credit, at least initially, in that they were playing, as Tony Remember described, a lot of cover one, and a lot of cover zero, which is basically man covers on the outside, and trying to get after Josh Allen, trying to force him to make mistakes, and then trusting their cornerbacks, and Xavier Howard,


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[Assistant] At times at a tough afternoon, I didn't chart every single play, but I know a lot of times, several times Steph takes out behind him and makes plays.


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[Assistant] Uh, but they also were in position to get those turnovers.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah. So that was all on Josh Allen. But, all that said, you still love Josh Allen, and he came into this game, Breach.


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[Assistant] And he had 14 touchdowns in the postseason and just one interception. And that changed right quick.


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[Assistant] So Brenton, I'll ask what, ask you what to ask Breach. Are you at all concerned about Josh Allen over the next few weeks?


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[Assistant] By the way, uhm, no, I'm glad you brought that up because someone just put it out in the comments. The first one was a bomb to, to John Brown breach. I forgot about that. John Brown ran the wrong route.


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[Assistant] That wasn't on John Brown necessarily. It was just a, it was an arm punt that maybe Steph Dix catches. But let me ask you this, Brenton. So,


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[Assistant] Well, let me ask you, on the tail end of that play, Josh Allen was either pissed at himself or at Josh Brown and tried to scrap the Christian Wilkins. The Christian Wilkins said, look, I'm not gonna do anything, but if you keep slapping the face, I'm gonna push you down.


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[Assistant] I was fond of Christian Wilkins actually trying to block him after Josh Allen decided that he was gonna try to make this a thing.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this though, who else was pressing besides Josh Allen though? Everyone else seemed okay.


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[Assistant] No, I think we all agree with that. I mean, that's why we've been starting every conversation about the bills in recent, maybe the last six weeks with, okay, how do you guys feel about Josh Allen? Uhm, I think like the concern beyond Josh Allen,


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[Assistant] I don't, maybe the injuries on the defensive side of the ball. I don't know. Like I don't have a ton of concerns because when Josh Allen's clicking, it doesn't really matter. I think on paper they match up as, as well as, as you noted, Brenton with every other team, including the chiefs and the AFC and the NFC.


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[Assistant] Right now it feels like, and look, Patrick Mahomes has made some loose throws in recent weeks as well, but I don't feel, I don't have the concerns I have.


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[Assistant] With my homes as I do with Josh Allen. And again, maybe some of that's elbow, maybe some of that's just Josh Allen pressing or, or whatever. But I will say this, had they lost this game, that would have been 4 billion, 5 billion times worse than had the Ravens found a way to win that game breach.


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[Assistant] Because if the Bills had lost this game, Breach and Princeton, I both would have expected you to treat Josh Allen like you treated Justin Herbert last night with all that disrespect. So there's a fun fact or not so fun fact, depending on who you are. Josh Allen is the third quarterback to win a game with three plus turnovers and seven plus sacks since 2000 regular season and playoffs. QBs are three and 50.


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[Assistant] With, uh, those three turnovers, seven plus sacks in a game, 60,000 including playoffs, Josh Allen is there. So that's not great.


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[Assistant] And I think what you're alluding to, Breach, in terms of all the delay games on the other side of the ball, uh, fourth to one, three minutes to go in the fourth quarter. Uh, the Dolphins have the ball at midfield. They're trailing 34 to 31. Uh, Miami has to go for it. And, um, guess what?


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[Assistant] Uh, so after the game, Mike McDaniel said, Breach, that he got a call, Embrance, he got a call from upstairs, that said they had gotten the first down, because they think it was Sabi and Achmed run. So he thought they had a first down.


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[Assistant] Everyone else on planet earth knew it was going to be fourth and one. So he was spending the first 30 seconds calling out, calling the first of 10 play. Uh, and then I guess he found out after, you know, he blew his hands, blew his mouth in his hands to warm his hands up.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's confirmed or not. I thought he was just warming his hands up. And then by that point it was too late, but even compounding that with all those mistakes up to that point with three minutes ago, it's fourth and six.


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[Assistant] In the slot is Tyree Kill. He runs a little, he runs a little slant, wide ass open. Skylar Thompson runs wide, throws the ball, uhm, and it doesn't get the first down and virtually the game is over.


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[Assistant] I mean, my takeaway watching this game in the first half was like, all the, you know, it's, they'll say all these dudes get paid. You're not steamrolling anybody unless, you know, unfortunately you're the Seahawks running.


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[Assistant] I mean, Breach's initial point is that, you know, these games, you see these teams so often, they're sort of a watch and I agree with that, but I think there are way more concerns it sounds like from all three of us about Josh Allen, where he's at in his journey than where Joe Burrow is at in his journey.


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[Assistant] I'm not willing to go that far. I mean, this team is not afraid of anyone. And we saw that through the course of the season. We saw that last season. I mean, they, they won that chiefs game except for the 13 seconds, which is a special teams issue more so than anything else or a coaching issue. If you don't want to, I mean, it's unfair to put them in special teams. Um, but anyway, I told Billy to put this graphic up and watch it on YouTube just about how.


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[Assistant] It is funny man, like the first three weeks of the season, Oh my God, Mike B. Dale is the man. He's cool. He jokes around. He went to Yale and then three and three, then they rip off five in a row and then they lose five in a row. They're having conversations. Some people in the, in the, on the Twitter machine are talking about he's going to get fired and they finished one of those.


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[Assistant] Dolphins fans will tell you that there are issues with getting the plays in on time. And I don't know if my theory should hold with him in terms of not calling the plays because it seems like it happens a lot and usually happens with young coaches.


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[Assistant] Who are trying to do too much. And at the end of the day, when you have your seventh round rookie quarterback out there.


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[Assistant] In a hostile environment where you have a fourth in one and it's not complicated.


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[Assistant] That to me is a warning sign. And as I said, Donald Stans will tell you over the course of the season, it's been an issue.


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[Assistant] Get the plays in on time. I mean, that's how, that's how I just said that.


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[Assistant] No reason to talk about Mike McDaniel's job security at all. I didn't talk about Mike McDaniel's job security.


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[Assistant] I, I just asked a question, I wonder if it makes sense for him to give up play calling duties. That's all I said. I won't write me a date of calling my plays. That's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no one, you were arguing with yourself about whether they should get fired. No one thought they should get fired.


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[Assistant] Yeah boy. What is their head coach having in common with Mike McDaniel? Yeah boy. Yeah boy.


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[Assistant] That was Branson. Branson just screams into that machine every night.


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[Assistant] Minus four and I'm taking the Giants all day. Minus five.


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[Assistant] I'm picking the Chiefs and the Giants to win.


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[Assistant] Chief to cover, Johnny Salen. I think it's where I'm early, that's me early, early lean.


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[Assistant] Alright, bingles at bills. Breach, I'm going bingles plus two and a half.


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[Assistant] Maybe three, I'll go three. What's the actual one?


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, the Sunday game at 3pm on CBS and Paramount Plus Breach. I prefer you watch it on Paramount Plus.


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay at San Francisco. It's gonna be San Francisco. What do you wanna say?


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay, San Francisco Tampa Bay game, that game is going to be 49ers minus six and a half. 49ers Dallas is going to be 49ers minus 50.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree. Cause Tom Brady, I can't believe he didn't come up with a revenge game nonsense, for instance, and then him playing next year in San Francisco. I mean, that, that was right. That was a late.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you want to play Dallas. You don't want to play. I would be fine playing with either team because you just keep Tom Brady off the field by running the ball a thousand times. If you're, if you're, um,


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[Assistant] And by the way, quickly, uh, before we get out of here, I'll update the Superbowl pool that we're in. Wilson is on his last toe, not even his last leg. Today I lost the Vikings and the Dolphins.


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[Assistant] Right, I'll have Les as the Chiefs. You're down to one team? I'm the only person down to one team. Breach, you didn't lose anyone today. You still have Cincinnati and Dallas alive. Britson, you lost to Ravens, but you do have the Eagles and Jaguars.


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[Assistant] And Caleb is, uh, God, Caleb's going to crush all of us. He's got the bills, he's got the bucks, he's got the 49ers.


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[Assistant] You're losing to the Chiefs and you're losing to the Giants next week.


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[Assistant] By the way, we'll do another podcast tomorrow night, so come back for that. Breach, you could be down to one team by tomorrow night as well. Cause you have Dallas, you have Dallas.


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[Assistant] By the way, Jen Silvis makes a point in the comments, no one picked the giants, which of course they didn't, but here we are.


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[Assistant] It'll end up like, uh, you know, when like teammates are getting blown out and they're on the bench and they end up fighting with each other. It'll be like that. One of them will be the, uh, kicking net. The other one will be Odell Beckham.


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[Assistant] And by the way, on Tuesday, we're doing the bold predictions podcast. I can't wait to throw my bold predictions from last week in your faces. I haven't written down here, but I don't want to talk about it right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you're the, you're the Vikings. We're the, we're the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I definitely feel discriminated. You know, us left-handed people get treated very foully in this country, so hate to see it.


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[Assistant] I should say though, I'm a little ambidextrous because I do a lot of sports things with my right hand, but I do right with my left, so.


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[Assistant] And this is, just to let everybody know this is rural Caribbean, great cruise line. I have cruise line there my whole life, so it's very upscale, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, two things before we get to Kyla Murray. Number one, uh, Breach, you'll be happy to note the new with the pick podcast episode came out today. We talked about.


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[Assistant] And number two, shout out to my Syracuse Orange NCAA men won their first national title tonight. Uh, that was a much more exciting game than the Cardinals, Patriots, especially if you are not a fan of injuries, which brings us back to caliber.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can just assume it's a tornade sale and we'll find out together. I mean, Debo looked like he, his leg was going to be detached from his body. It turns out he only had a high ankle sprain and an MCL, which means he'll be back this season, but we'll see. But if we just for the safe conversation, assume that Kyler's done for the year and maybe he doesn't come back until October. I mean, we'll see.


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[Assistant] Well here's the thing, Jameson Williams tore his ACL January 10th. He came back last week, a couple days ago.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think in terms of what this means for Kyle Murray and just again working on the assumption that he's out for 9 or 10 months.


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[Assistant] This might be good for Kyla Murray. I mean, I'm taking, I feel like I'm talking like Brinson right now, but I think he needs a mental health break from Cliff Kingsbury and this team and no matter who's at fault. And there are probably a number of fingers you could point in different directions.


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[Assistant] When Kyler went down, you know, Brenton, you said this might save Cliff's job. And I said, unless Cliff just bought the team, Cliff is still getting fired. And I know they put the graphic up during the game that he just signed the long-term deal. I don't care, man. This ain't working.


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[Assistant] The same offensive penalties every single day. The buck has to stop somewhere. Look man, fire whoever the guy is you have listed as the offense coordinator or the wide receivers coach if that makes you feel better. At the end of the day, it starts with a clip and we'll see if the Bidwells feel differently because of the money situation or if Steve Kym is trying to save his job.


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[Assistant] And he throws Cliff down as the sacrificial lamb, but I think if Kyler's taking a break physically and mentally,


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[Assistant] I think you want to get someone in their breach that's on the same page with Kyler, whoever that may be. I mean, maybe it's Lincoln Rowley, I don't know, but it ain't Cliff Kingsbury and it feels like they're oil and water right now in terms of making this office work.


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[Assistant] Well, Tyler Murray's not going to miss the next four years. He'll be out the first few months to start the season worst case scenario.


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[Assistant] Yeah, presumably it'll also be someone that Kyler's on board with. So all those things taken together with the understanding that Kyler may not be ready in week one if he has in fact torn his ACL.


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[Assistant] That seems like a more tenable situation for Kyler and everyone else than what is currently taking place. And again, I'm not saying Kyler is, uhm, blame free, because he probably isn't.


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[Assistant] There's a reason they put that Call of Duty clause in his contract and then took it out.


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[Assistant] You have to decide who you're gonna keep. Now look, keep all three if you want to. I'll tell you how the story ends.


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[Assistant] But, you know, that's up to you. If you want to save a few pennies at the end of the day, you're going to have to watch a lot of terrible football. So maybe you take up another hobby. If you're the bid wells, you know, checkers or Parcheesi or something on Sunday, Monday, Thursday nights, and you don't boggle if your breach.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, I, I think there was Syracuse soccer. Syracuse soccer, they actually win.


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[Assistant] But uhm, you know, it just seems like one of those things where if you hear frustration in my voice is because it's those things where if you're a fan, and I've been saying this a lot this year, and you know things are stupid, like, why can't other people see it? And at the end of the day, it comes down to, you know, there's a lot of...


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[Assistant] When football games and appease the fans on some level, I think a change would happen sooner rather than later.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's assume you're Michael Bidwell. Michael's the owner, right? He's the now the guy in charge. And you're at the fan owner meet and greet at the local pub. And I'm the fan that stands up and say, all right, Mr. Bidwell, what do you just, I understand what you're saying. You think this is a curse year, Kyle got hurt.


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[Assistant] Why would I expect anything to change next year given the same cast of clowns you rolling out there? What would your answer be to that Mr. Bidwell?


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[Assistant] That was the kick, uh, what was that? That was the kick and the screaming, I think, with Will Ferrell, right?


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[Assistant] What would happen, Breach, if this were the, the bingles before the last, I don't know, before Andy Dalton got there? Like, if this were the Carson Palmer era bingles and Clip Kingsbury was having this sort of, these sort of late season struggles. Would Mike Brown just stick with him?


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll see. Cliff is incredibly handsome, so I'm sure he won't be off at work for long, so that's good. Uh, or maybe that'll buy him time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they've had, they've had a really strong draft class, especially the running back position. And I, I wouldn't look this up. Pierre Strong I had as my running back 20 and I had Kevin Harris as my running back 36, literally the last one.


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[Assistant] Kevin Harris had an injury last year in South Carolina. Pierre Strong's a smaller guy and you saw that on that 40-something yard run that he had. And uhm, actually in my notes I wrote he wasn't going to run through a lot of tackles because of his frame, but he is actually the jump cut ability.


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[Assistant] My source at Alabama, that was about Mack Jones acting up again tonight yelling at Matt Patricia. And he said that's one of the things that Alabama, and Saban in particular, tried to work with Mack on was keeping his emotions in check.


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[Assistant] Uh, apparently Max freshman year, he and Devontae Smith, who were freshmen, were lighting up the first team defense and Saban was like yelling at the defense to pick it up and Max like, uh,