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[Assistant] But I think Jerome Ford's gonna be really good and I know going back to Jay's point, we haven't seen it, we haven't seen it on Deshaun, we haven't seen it out of Jerome Ford. You know, Bubba Ventrone was talking yesterday about he likes to show on Fridays highlight reels from guys high school seasons and he said he's showing Jerome today.


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[Assistant] And he said it's the best high school film he's ever seen. That's crazy. And I understand like, that's high school, it's a few years ago.


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[Assistant] I just think that there's a role for Jerome Ford in this offense. I know he missed some time in the preseason.


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[Assistant] Uh, we've been talking at length and they need to bring in somebody else, you know, do they need more help? Can you really count on this guy between the return game on kick returns?


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[Assistant] And, and we've talked before on the show about there are a lot of touches in this offense for guys not named Nick Chubb in the backfield. And I think Jerome Ford's going to get those. And we really haven't spent a lot of time talking about him this preseason. I think he's going to hold a much bigger role in this offense. And I know it gets funny.


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[Assistant] Right, right. But, you know, we could talk about David Adjoku is going to be a big, big part of this offense. Elijah Moore is going to be a big part of this. There's always so many guys that are going to be a big part of this offense, and I know I'm picking a backup running back, so what are we really talking about here?


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[Assistant] And I have to say, my favorite part of practice is watching dead wheels stretch. Like, it's pitiful.


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[Assistant] And Zach Jackson's play by play of watching Jed Will stretch is worth the price of admission. It's hilarious. He could take getting his wrist taped, make that 12 minutes so he doesn't have to stretch. Like he runs out on the field and sits down on the bench. Like there are things that he does that are infuriating and I get why.


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[Assistant] Sometimes he gets some of the criticism that he does. I just don't think he's as bad as we've made him out to be. I think he's average. I think he's an average left tackle. You can win with an average left tackle. Do you want elite? Of course you want elite. The Browns clearly agree with that. Yeaah, you can't have a turnstile there.


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[Assistant] I think he's not, because he's not getting the quarterback killed. That's what I look at. Are you getting the guy killed? He's not. I, I think he's, I don't think he's elite by any means, but I think he's, I think he's serviceable and average.


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[Assistant] I agree with what you said, but I can't take the kicker because they can just cut a Monday. If he has a bad game Sunday, they're going to cut a Monday and move on to the next game. That's why I just put kicker, not necessarily the Hopkins. I picked Denzel Ward because of the injury concerns, the contract, and the head injuries.


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[Assistant] It kinda scares the hell out of me. With the money that they're paying this guy, he misses three to four games every year. Mark it down. He's gonna miss three to four games.


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[Assistant] And now with this fourth concussion, we've talked about it before. I have very serious concerns about his longevity both and for long-term health for his own good after football, for life after football. So I'm very concerned about Denzel Ward. I think he's going to play Sunday. I think, you know, we've moved past this one, but we're at four.


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[Assistant] I want that meter to keep running. So in terms of his ability on the field, no, I have no fear about who he is, but for cap reasons and for everything else, yeah, I'm concerned about


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[Assistant] Look, that's what, that's what it is. Jay, 20 seconds or less, if Deshaun was suspended for all of last year, and Sunday would be your first look. I'd feel better about it. I would feel better about it.


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[Assistant] First of all, I don't sip for no one. Nobody. Good point. It's a creepy question. I don't sip for no one. So I should have just left this one blank. But I do like Wyatt Teller a lot.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I like, I like Wyatt. I think he was really hurt last year. I think he was hurt more than people realized. He was playing through a lot of stuff. Didn't have a great year. He's healthy now. I think he's gonna have a big year.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, we played a game earlier where, who's your X Factor on offense and who's your X Factor on defense? And I'm just curious, what would you, how would you respond to that? Who's the X Factor for this Brown's offense this season?


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[Assistant] What, Mikey, was it, I don't even know, is it for Cincinnati or for the year? No, it was for Cincinnati. Oh, for Cincinnati. But they couldn't be Deshaun Watson or Miles Gay. Couldn't be Deshaun or Miles, and Jay and I can't read that part and both picked Miles apparently. But for this game, X Factor offense, X Factor defense.


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[Assistant] Well, we saw what they were. Alright, Mom and Dad, stop fighting. Mary Kay, I'm with you. 2019, they were lined up the night before to get in the Muni lot. They were lined up on the streets and screaming Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I guess it doesn't matter now, but I'm just curious. Do you think that Cade's last miss against Kansas City cost him the job? Do you think that was the one that put it over the edge at the end of the game?


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[Assistant] The Schwartz makes Brown's defense better. This was actually supposed to be originally a play on Anthony Schwartz and, and then try to also tie in the Schwartz be with you and.


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[Assistant] Uh, Anthony helped me out there. I didn't realize for a second that that was Burrow and that was Schwartz. I was like, who are those people? Yeah, Schwartz makes Brown's defense better. Bull kind of what you just said. I don't think Joe Burrows can be that sharp because he's missed the last month. You know, how much has he actually practiced? How much reps has he actually taken? So for that reason, I do think the defense is going to be better this year.


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[Assistant] I think they're gonna force a couple of turnovers, whether it be fumbles on the ground, picks, we know Greg Newsome ain't gonna get one of them, but maybe somebody else will. It's not his thing. But it's not his thing. But if they can force a couple of turnovers, I'd like the Browns to win this game. I didn't pick a score because I'm a coward.


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[Assistant] The contract gets mentioned because of everything he went through and then it looks like he gets rewarded with the biggest guaranteed contract in NFL history after all of that. That's why the contract gets mentioned.


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[Assistant] I got paid, I know, but I, I texted Bulletin Combine and said they're signing them and his name should be Joe Paycor Burrow, because the whole reason that they were able to sign him is because they sold the naming rights. That's why they sold the naming rights for the first time, is to give it to Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] If he plays great, you're still going to care about the contract in a few years. Yes, but yeah, because the cap, but you, but you're like, okay, well we had to do it. You start, I'm starting to dig into this a little bit more. I might write something next week.


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[Assistant] I think, you know, I'm talking to some people, I think that the reason that they're able to do this is because of Jimmy's liquidity and his, he has more cash than a lot of NFL owners. So by redoing these contracts, they turn it into bonuses that you have to pay upfront. So you pay that money now and other owners don't have that money to pay those guys right now. But ultimately, doesn't there come a bill due


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[Assistant] Yes. On the cap. Yes. The Buccaneers this year have like 75 million in dead cap money, 35 of it from Tom Brady. And that is a boat anchor. And the Falcons, what the Falcons did with Matt Ryan, restructuring every year, they ended up having just


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[Assistant] No offense, but like, in comparison to YouTube, yes, I look very skinny, but-


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[Assistant] Tegna, the company that owns Channel 3, that owns us, that owns dozens of stations across the country, and they wanted to get into the digital sports realm, and we launched this with the expectations to see, can this work? Can you build an audience? Will people come if you put out good content?


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[Assistant] You know, it was a slow burn, we exceeded year one expectations, we did awesome, but August was a particularly special month for us, because for the first time in the history of the show,


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[Assistant] And just the second time in all of Lockdown's networks, we eclipsed one million views. Let me say it again.


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[Assistant] So give you a little context, because 1 million is an easy number to grasp. There's a lot of YouTube channels out there, right? A lot.


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[Assistant] 0.4% have ever done a million views in a month.


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[Assistant] That puts us in the 99.6 percentile. And it's because of you guys. Seriously, like, we can't do this without you guys watching, tuning in every day. We love you, we thank you, and as I said on Twitter, this just, this is the preseason. The regular season starts


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[Assistant] Huh, I wonder why I trade with Rudy Gobert and Don Mitchell and he did the famous, like, point back. Yeah. Some other traditional outlets in the city.


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[Assistant] Now dabble it in YouTube. Yeah, wonder why. Visual Meme. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can we split this into two conversations real quick? And not just for clips, this is one clip, but just, let's do the Watson side and then let's get to the Chubb side. But let's start, let's start with Watson real quick. If you look at the best teams in football.


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[Assistant] There is an undisputed leader on each of those teams. Chiefs, Mahomes, Bills, Allen.


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[Assistant] Ravens, Lamar, Chargers, Herbert, Eagles, Hurts. The best quarterbacks are always the face of a franchise. That's not questionable.


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[Assistant] For the Browns to reach that category, Deshaun Watson has to be the face of this franchise. And to start, you become a captain.


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[Assistant] He took the team to Puerto Rico. He's been the leader of all the off-season gatherings of these offensive playmakers. He is the guy that if the Browns are going to reach the heights we believe they can reach, is the guy that has to play the best on this team to allow them to compete with the Mahomes, the Burrows, the Allens, the rest of the teams of the elite quarterbacks in the NFL. If the quarterback's not a captain, it's an issue. If he is a captain, it's the standard.


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[Assistant] And now the Browns are in line with the other top teams in the NFL, which is where they need to be entering the season. He should be a captain. He was voted a captain. He deserves to be a captain. And if he wasn't, I'd be concerned. The fact that he is, good.


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[Assistant] Before we go real quick, the other captains, just so everyone knows, in case you missed that, it's Watson, Batonio,


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[Assistant] He was in the same draft class as Mahomes and Trubisky. Trubisky was the guy with the highest upside. Mahomes was the guy with the crazy arm. Watson was the intangibles guy.


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[Assistant] Go back to those days in high school. Yeaah. State champion. Three-time captain.


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[Assistant] National Championship at Clemson. Two-time captain. In Houston. Made the playoffs. Not a ton of playoffs success. Two-time captain in Houston.


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[Assistant] The guy throughout his entire football career has been the catalyst to which his teammates rally around.


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[Assistant] To me, last season, he couldn't have been a captain with everything else going on. This season?


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[Assistant] It was a no-brainer. And I don't know if we'll ever get the results. We could ask Mary Kay if she knows the voting structure of how the players voted. We get the Hall of Fame votes in baseball.


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[Assistant] Guys who should be unanimous may not necessarily be unanimous. I know the one guy didn't vote for Derek Jeter because he didn't think any player should be a unanimous Hall of Famer. I agree. So who knows if it was unanimous or not.


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[Assistant] By the players who should be the Browns five captains this season, it should have been unanimous that Deshaun Watson was one of those five.


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[Assistant] Do you think, real quick, do you think any team in the league, cause like, Brissette was a captain last year, wasn't he? I don't know.


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[Assistant] What do you, let's say 24 of the 32 of the quarterbacks, give or take. Yeah, if it's, if he's not at this stage of his career, like you said, it's an issue.


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[Assistant] The fact that he is, is to be expected and it's what should be the case.


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[Assistant] On the flip side, let's talk about Nick Chubb here for a second. Nick Chubb was not voted a captain by his teammates. He was a captain last season. And I'll start real quick.


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[Assistant] I frankly don't think Nick Chubb cares about anything in this world besides rushing for 120 yards and two touchdowns on Sunday. Last night.


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[Assistant] Spectrum and ESPN blacked out the Utah Florida game at kickoff.


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[Assistant] There's a hunger strike going on somewhere because they cut down a tree. Nick Chubb doesn't care.


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[Assistant] Do we really need a special teams captain? Like Charlie Hewitt, I understand, you can pull it up. Like Charlie Hewitt has been...


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[Assistant] The longest tenured brown. He's been here since 2014. Long snapper. Awesome. Cool. Charlie Hewitt. Great, but do we really need Charlie Hewitt to be?


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[Assistant] A long snapper as a captain, I get you, you have a special teams captain, I get it, but.


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[Assistant] If it's, let's make the special teamers happy or if Nick Chubb, like, give it to Nick Chubb. Why not have 3 and 2 as opposed to 2, 2, 1?


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[Assistant] Well now you can't have one package and get it all. You either have valleys or you have like, you can't have both though. You have to have two different cable services to watch these teams in the same city. It's absurd, it's ludicrous.


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[Assistant] I mean, do we need an offensive, a defensive, and a special teams? I guess. I mean, the reality is if we're doing captains.


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[Assistant] Like, we have a big three, the OG big three, U2 and Jay, I would say U3.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming we can't pick like, you mean for like the panelists, right? Are we going production? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Do you know who that was? No. Do you have any idea who that was, G? No. Kyle Callis? Started two games in 2018 at guard.


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[Assistant] I mean, Director Steve's the one that holds it all, like in all seriousness, Director Steve, you know, Director Ant's coming for your chair, Steve.


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[Assistant] Who's the one player on this team we're not talking enough about as we approach week one here?


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, the day before the team reported to Greenbriar, we had Marquise Godwin on the show, and he was so excited. And then we heard the news about the blood clots and...


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[Assistant] At least personally, I thought he was done for the season. I didn't think there was any way he'd be back, especially back on the field this quickly.


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[Assistant] Is there actually a chance he plays in week one against the Bengals? I know he's activated, but... No, he didn't. Did you? Are you serious?


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[Assistant] That's, that's called being a producer out on the set. That's terrible out of me, Mary Kay. Listen, Mary Kay, here's a different question. I know you didn't answer this. You did a sit down with Dewan Jones, and I know the picture that you tweeted out, you even mentioned you weren't wearing your platforms. And Dewan Jones, 6'8", HUGE human being.


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[Assistant] You know, is he going to be the Browns' first offensive lineman to fill in in case someone gets hurt this year?


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[Assistant] We got the news earlier this week that Joe Burrow, you know, he put it on Instagram that he's back, he's gonna play against Cleveland.


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[Assistant] We asked the guys on the show the day after it happened, you know, would you rather play Joe Burrow in week one or have him sit out and potentially have an easier win versus the Bengals, but the consensus was


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[Assistant] We want the, the Browns want the smoke. If they're going to beat the Bengals, you want to beat Joe Burrow. You think the players in that locker room, the same feeling that if they're going to play Cincinnati, especially here in Cleveland.


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[Assistant] They wanna beat the guy who they know has owned the division the last two years.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, when you're in the locker room talking to players and you've covered the Browns for as long as I've known.


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[Assistant] Probably, yes. I didn't want to make any assumptions, but I know it's been a while. Of this current roster construction, the current core of this team.


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[Assistant] Who are some of the guys who, you know, may not be the Watsons, Miles Garrett, Coopers, like the big name guys?


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[Assistant] Who are your favorite people to talk to? Kind of give you the, but not necessarily off the record, but on the record conversation. Who are your favorite guys to talk to to get kind of what's really going on within the realms of the Browns locker room and the team?


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[Assistant] That they were very comfortable with Dazby and QB2 entering the season. Was that?


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[Assistant] Legitimately just a situation of Arizona calling, making an offer they couldn't refuse, and just like that, them being comfortable with DTR and moving on from Dobbs, there was no actual plan.


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[Assistant] Is that 18 touches? Is that 18 carries? If he has 4 catches, is it 14 carries? Where is the line now between carries plus receptions to where they're gonna be cautious about using him too often?


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[Assistant] And I wonder too if Hard of Keeping Nick Chubb Fresh was his-


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[Assistant] He may not have trusted the quarterback he had at the time as much as he does to Sean Watson. So hey, if we're going to win games late in the season, I need Nick Chubb at 100% capacity down the stretch.


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[Assistant] So we'll, we'll see. I know Anthony has a read and an announcement to make. Hopefully Becker came through. Anthony, you want to take it away?


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[Assistant] Well that's double bad job out of me, but when Mary Kay comes on part of her agreement is we have to put Mary, cleveland.com is Mary Kay Cabot.


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[Assistant] Anthony, I forgot to mention that to this morning. Anthony just had Mary Kay Cabot joins UCSS. I was texting him.


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[Assistant] Please add Cleveland.com's Mary Kay Cabot to the Super, which if you go back and listen during G's interview or G's question, Super changed back to your watching Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, then updated to Cleveland.com's Mary Kay Cabot. Still bad job out of me. Hand up. I admit bad job out of me, but I was actually trying to help Anthony out from out here.


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[Assistant] In Watson's last three years as a starter, his total touchdown, this question was total touchdowns, 31, 33, 36.


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[Assistant] Lamar Jackson's three years as a starter. 33-19-20. Now injuries obviously played a major role in Lamar's last two years.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Bateman and all these guys they have outside of Zay Flourish can stay healthy. I don't trust the Todd Monk in offense. He's coming from college back to the pros. Who knows what that's gonna look like.


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[Assistant] That is not who Lamar Jackson is. That was the outlier, just like Cam Newton's MVP season.


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[Assistant] The most touchdowns he's ever had in one season of his career, total, is 13.


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[Assistant] Never had 14, never had 15, he's had 13 twice. No, it's 10, 8, 12, 9, 13. Yea, 13 is the most he's ever had in his career, yea.


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[Assistant] The Browns have more options than they've ever had in Nick Chubb's tenure in Cleveland.


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[Assistant] of guys who can score, especially down in the red zone, where it has been the Nick Chubb show, even when he was splitting carries with Kareem Hunt. Now they have Deshaun Watson, who's mobile. You have Elijah Moore, who's their red zone Swiss army knife. You have Amari Cooper, David and Joe Kuhlman expected to make these out of Cedric Tillman. I just think there are too many options to give one guy 15 touchdowns, even if Nick Chubb, the player,


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[Assistant] I did the research. I know the answer. It was three teams last year. Can you name the three real quick? Cincinnati. Correct. Philly. Incorrect.


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[Assistant] And, not the Bills. You got five voices great radios. Dolphins. Three. No, Dolphins didn't have it. They had too crazy. They had too crazy. It was the Jaguars.


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[Assistant] I'm on, I'm on, no. The third receiver only, at most, had 16 yards over that threshold. It is so hard.


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[Assistant] And gee, stat for you, so three teams last year had three over 750. Last season, 18 teams, more than half the league, had a thousand, a 750, and over 500. But that 500 to 750 third guy,


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[Assistant] That is a smokescreen. Like, I'm going back to the NFL draft, and I can't think of a great example, but...


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[Assistant] Team X loves this player. They love this, and they're just trying to get you to believe they love players, so some team trades up, and they move back. And this is not a knock on Elijah Moore whatsoever. Well, you hear all this stuff about Elijah Moore. Cincinnati's hearing the same stuff.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're gonna put election coverage on Elijah Moore. Guess who's open in the middle of the field? Injoku.


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[Assistant] I'm buying, I told y'all, I'm buying Jacksonville stock, I'm buying in Joku stock this year.


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[Assistant] Do you know how good of a feeling it is to have this discussion saying


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[Assistant] Who on the coach is going for 750 this year? Michael Pittman! With that quarterback?


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[Assistant] That's impo- that's almost impossible. Hey, look up the cult, I'll look up the giants. The cult's Michael Pittman at a thousand yards, didn't he?


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[Assistant] The Giants leading receiver last year at 724. Oh wow, that's bad. They had zero reach 750.


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[Assistant] And, uh, their second leader receiver, by the way, Slayton, who led the team, played 16 games.


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[Assistant] Richie James played 17, he had 569. Wow. That's tough. That was awesome.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I know, I'm just saying to James Gold like, yea, he has a different question.


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[Assistant] Do the Chiefs have a, uh, Kelsey doesn't, like, an actual receiver?


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[Assistant] So that's 48. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven teams at 48 sacks last year, or more. Including the Eagles who had 70. Right. The Chiefs had 55. Two of those teams had


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[Assistant] So that's hard. Yes. I have the numbers. I'll tell you exactly how it's going to go.


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[Assistant] Sat. Wiping dirt off his jersey. I see the Darius Smith. It's 11 sacks.


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[Assistant] I see the Darius Smith as eleven sacks. I see Ogbo as seven and a half. I see Dalvin Tomlinson as three. Very modest. I see Shelby Harris as two. No big deal. I see Mohurst as four and a half.


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[Assistant] And I see everyone else combine with five. And when you add those numbers together, that gives me 33 sacks for players not named Miles Garrett. That's a lot.


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[Assistant] That mo horse is more than one sack this year. Yeah, you right. That's kind of low.


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[Assistant] Last year he played every game and had five sacks. The second half of last season has passed rush win rate, which...


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[Assistant] No, but it proves he can beat guys, and now he's going one-on-one when the focus is on the other side of the line, which is Darius Smith and Miles Garrett. Right. I'm confident, I mean, they, they were comfortable going into the season with Agwe being the number two, pass rush for alongside Miles Garrett. They added Darius Smith. The point is,


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[Assistant] Let me add one more thing to this. We just talked about the Browns offense with Nick Chubb potentially scoring 15 touchdowns, both said 15. With 4-5 options of potential 7,500 yard receivers.


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[Assistant] We have to, if he is, if he is 21 and a half sacks going into week 18, we have to have a live stream on bowl for the whole game, like a live GoPro for the minute Miles Garrett sacks Joe Burr and we can watch his soul leave his body on live stream.


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[Assistant] Well, we know Earl has a man crush on Martin Emerson, which is totally valid. Martin Emerson is the coolest dude. We talked to him at the softball game. Elite person, awesome on the field, and as Jason said the other day,


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[Assistant] Interception just might not be Newsome's thing. One in five years. I'm playing the, playing the numbers.


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[Assistant] Yea, but he had a bunch in college. I was actually on the sidelines shooting the A&M Mississippi State game when Martin Emerson picked off a pass, ran back for a pick six. Do you know who he picked off by the way? No idea. Kellen Mond.


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[Assistant] What do you think, eh, let, so we're all in agreement with the playoffs. If the question was will the Browns win the Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] Earl has him losing in the AFC, Earl has put it on the record on this show, so I'm not saying anything he hasn't already said. He believes the Browns lose to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship. They make the AFC Championship lose to Kansas City.


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[Assistant] That's fair. We're gonna do next week before the opening game of the season on Thursday. Our full predictions. Yeah. Superlatives, MVP picks. We're gonna do all that.


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[Assistant] So I have the right to change what I'm going to say right now. You have the sixth seed, I have them as the five seed. If the playoffs were to begin tomorrow, how I see it playing, I have them as the five seed. Alright, very good. Jay, what do you have? Real quick, before we move on.


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[Assistant] The Browns defense last year was simply not good. Their run defense was atrocious.


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[Assistant] Ogbo, Denzel Ward, Martin Emerson, Delpit, all the above. When I look at this Brown's defense.


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[Assistant] Exactly the same players they have, players they have. If Joe Woods was coordinator G, I'd have some major question marks about this defense. I think at best,


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[Assistant] They could be pretty good, at best. You switch out Joe Woods with just Swartz in this scheme with these players, I think the ceiling of this Brown's defense is top 2-3 in the NFL. I truly do. And in that reasoning, with that in mind,


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[Assistant] I believe Jim Schwartz, because of what he can do for these players, put them in the right positions, make J.O.K. not look like a guy who Dequale Jackson says, cut and send out, make Miles Garrett elevate his game from all pro to defensive player of the year, plus the other guys, he is that important to the Browns winning and losing games this year.


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[Assistant] Who was the defensive coo last year, you know? Yea Arizona, Jonathan Gannon


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[Assistant] All the new additions, Darius Thornhill and Joe Woods was the defensive coordinator. What's their ceiling?


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[Assistant] But that's why he's important, because he is the key to fixing a lot of the holes in this defense. Yes, they have better players.


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[Assistant] Like yes, when we had this discussion before they signed Jim Schwartz. Then why didn't Jim Schwartz have a job last year? If he's just the best.


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[Assistant] I actually think that is the only reason they made this move because they are a franchise that we talked.


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[Assistant] At length, at nauseam about the fact that they don't spend a lot of money.


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[Assistant] It took them way too long to DFAs and you know, because they don't want to admit a $6 million mistake, but now they're going to pay $3 million for a month and a half for three guys. Not even a month and a half. I mean, for four weeks, five weeks, five weeks. This has to be a.


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[Assistant] It has to be a, Tito told us he's retiring. We owe it to Tito.


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[Assistant] To try and do this, give him a shot, and it's such a low cost in the grand scheme of things, because these guys are on another contract after this year, right?


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[Assistant] It's just pay 3 million up front to give him a shot. See what he can do.


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[Assistant] Little compared to most years is that normal? I have no idea what the normal waiver wire is.


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[Assistant] Jay, the only question that matters here is Ohio State going to beat Indiana by 30, 40 or 50 on Saturday.


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[Assistant] Hey Jay, Ohio State's turned out some unbelievable receivers over the last couple of years. Garrett Wilson, Alavi, Jackson Smith & Jigba. It goes on and on. Marvin Harrison might be the best of all of them. What makes Marvin Harrison so special that even the other guys who have all blossomed in the NFL or Jackson & Jigba, you know, first round pick, that even they say,


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[Assistant] This dude's even better than we were. Like what separates him from the great to like the elite elite elite?


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[Assistant] Have you been to a lot of stadiums? Baseball stadiums? Yea, I've been to 10. Okay. Well, it's not just baseball. No, I know, but I'm just, of the three Cleveland ones. I will say no.


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[Assistant] Has a, a cheesesteak company, lefties. Yeah. They have one in there. It's actually really damn good.


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[Assistant] If it's closed on Sundays, well they played soccer games there and college games and stuff.


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[Assistant] I just thought I'd progress the field real quick when my buddy was here, we went to the baseball game with Earl Progressive.


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[Assistant] We ate all around the stadium, and that's how, what made me think like, we had like four different things that were phenomenal. The fried chicken in left field, delicious fried chicken, it's like the fat rooster I think it's called, really really good, and the crab rangoon nachos.


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[Assistant] It doesn't need, it doesn't need much, it'll just, it'll stay there. So normally I have some headphones in and I'm playing Megan Thee Stallion or some other badass bitch and I'm getting into Katniss Everdeen mode.


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[Assistant] We round them all up, takes about four and a half, five hours. We vest them that night in the crown. Tuesday, we take our veterinarians over.


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[Assistant] The vets actually call out the ones that are too small to swim and the ones that are too old to swim. We put them in a truck and bring them across by trailer. Them and their mother.


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[Assistant] Wednesday is the world famous swim for the rest of the herd.


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[Assistant] The following day is the auction. We will sell the young ones. It gives us money for fire trucks, for ambulances, rescue equipment, and to make sure the ponies survive all winter long.


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[Assistant] Friday morning, they swim back and they start their life over again for another.


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[Assistant] Mary Kay, happy game week! Hey guys, how you doing? Good to see ya!


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[Assistant] Well, first of all, Zach Taylor just said Joe Burrows starting. Now that's not a big surprise because we expected him to start. So, uh, you know, Joe said himself on Wednesday or Thursday that he was ready to go and he was going to play.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I think they have the opportunity and the ability to be a very explosive, high octane offense. I mean, why not? They've got it all. They've got the quarterback, they've got the receivers, they've got the tight ends.


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[Assistant] Signed Robbie Gould, uh, you know, we'll have to see. What we do know about Dustin Hopkins is that he's excellent from


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[Assistant] But, I'm really excited for my ice cream stand. That's the best performer of the whole entire shit.


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[Assistant] The performance these motherfuckers are putting on over there? Oh my lord. I don't even know who the hell's on the fucking bu- I don't- I don't even know.


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[Assistant] I'm paying attention a little bit here and there, but I'm in my own zone. I don't even know what the hell's going on most of the time. I like nature. Nature.


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[Assistant] So you can literally stroll down Roosevelt Avenue from here, all the way down to fucking Manhattan, and you'll be perfect.


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[Assistant] What a fucking serious, yo, this is a serious heavyweight tag team. Tell me how you feel about this yuzu.


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[Assistant] So yuzu is a Japanese citrus, kind of a cross between an orange, a lime, and a lemon. And there's some candied yuzu as well. It's like an old school, you know? It gives you that.


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[Assistant] It gives you that feeling. It's tart, and then the cream, it brings it all down together. It's balanced. Ooh, okay. Trust me.


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[Assistant] It must be really strange to be popular and well received in a place where English is not their first language.


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[Assistant] So like every person we would see, like for instance, you're at the Royal Albert Concert Hall in London, where you shot your special. And I watched it last night, and it was great by the way. But when you walk out and all these English people, there's a lot of people there.


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[Assistant] Are thrilled to see you. That has to, I would imagine that means something more than, you know, going back to Boston.


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[Assistant] You know what I wanted to ask you about, because I know you're a big Patriots fan. Yes. Antonio Brown. Yes. Are you excited about him being on the team? Yeah, we'll see, uh, we'll see what happens.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but it seems like if you miss a practice then you get fined because practice is part of the thing, yeaah? Do you think like if he'd gone-


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[Assistant] She went for the ol' Polish roll. The ol' Polish roll. Yea, you gotta watch out. Well, this special is very, very funny. Uh, watch it. It's on Netflix. It's called Paper Tiger. It's on Netflix. Now, Bill Burr, everybody. We'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. Click below to subscribe to our YouTube channel or if you want to be that way about it, don't.


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[Assistant] He's, he's got my gun! Gordon, Joseph, I need your help to stop the Joker. Our help? You're the so-called vigilante. Or is one kill enough for you tonight?


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[Assistant] I am so excited for this. We're gonna be watching the first two episodes of season two of Miraculous. We're gonna be watching The Collector.


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[Assistant] And then, every day, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday this week, we're gonna be watching one episode of Max Ladybug, so we will get


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[Assistant] Through episode 6, I thought this would be a great way to kinda jump start us into season 2. That way we can kinda get done with it a little bit faster. I know you guys have a lot of concerns. Uhm, we are taking this at the pace that I want.


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[Assistant] If you guys want more Miraculous Ladybug and you feel you need more of these reactions, I have a proposition for you all. See, on average, these videos get about


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[Assistant] Alllll about 2000 likes on them, but typically about...


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[Assistant] 10,000, 11, 12,000 of you do watch these videos. So, if we can hit


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[Assistant] Thousand likes on this one, the double reaction, our first one of season two. If we can reach


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[Assistant] That's right, we would go from just Tuesday reactions to Tuesday-Thursday reactions, thus guaranteeing that we are always getting at least two episodes of Miraculous Ladybug every week.


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[Assistant] We will only get that if this video hits 5000 likes.


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[Assistant] Let's say about a week or two to hit. If we don't hit that goal, then we are just going to stay at the once a week


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[Assistant] Occasional double episodes will have you, but if we hit the 5,000 within about two weeks, then I will start doing double weekly reactions. So every Tuesday and Thursday we watch Miraculous Ladybug, but that only happens if we hit 5,000 likes.


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[Assistant] I don't typically ask this, but since so many of you are very, very concerned that I am not going fast enough that you would like in these, we are going to, uh, make a proposition. So 5,000 likes, we get it, we get more miraculous. But even if we don't get that and you want to see


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[Assistant] Oh, my reactions sooner than they come out on YouTube? Then you can check out my Patreon page. Link down in the description below to get access to the episodes early. This week is our exception because since I am doing like six episodes, I cannot actually be very...


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[Assistant] Ahead of the game. So, once we finish up this week, starting next Tuesday, Patreon will then be ahead of YouTube again.


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[Assistant] Yo, okay, episode one be, uh, be pretty intense, not gonna lie. Like whaaaaat? That's a very pretty painting.


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[Assistant] You can't be akumatized with your miraculous, your miraculous must protect you or


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[Assistant] I guess if you're actually distressed, maybe you couldn't use it? Unsure.


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[Assistant] What a cool episode, and we have confirmation that Hawk Moth is Gabriel Agrest. So, god, I love this.


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[Assistant] Kat, I guess no, we can't really introduce Kat Noir to the healer.


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[Assistant] Interesting, very, very interesting.


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[Assistant] I like this being our first episode, this is really cool.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh, okay, no one has ever said that before. Come on, that's so sketch. That's so sketch, y'all. Please, let me get them for Hawk Moth.


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[Assistant] Cool, cool, cool. Okay, I was like, WE NEED THE BUTTERFLY! WE NEED THE BUTTERFLY! I WILL NEVER FORGET STONEHEART! That was terrifying!


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[Assistant] Oh, Adrian looks so happy.


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[Assistant] Oh, it really actually pains me to see him even look that happy.


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[Assistant] So did his wife also use? His wife was the peacock miraculous.


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[Assistant] Wow. So what is... What is the point of showing us? It's him.


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[Assistant] So, that last little screen and sentence was interesting.


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[Assistant] He said it was the last gift from his wife, so mom is dead?


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[Assistant] Mom has been dead for like a year. This first Christmas without mom. Mom is dead.


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[Assistant] And he obviously wants our yin and yang miraculous because it will make his


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[Assistant] I don't know how she died, I'm guessing just illness, but maybe it has something to do with the Peacock Miraculous?


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[Assistant] Maybe there might be something wrong with it? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Cause everyone else seems to be able to use their miraculuses just fine.


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[Assistant] So I don't know why the, like, the Peacock Miraculous would be different. That seems odd. Unless it's just stronger. But I think, uh, we'll say Master instead of Healer now.


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[Assistant] I feel that our miraculous master monk told us that


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[Assistant] Our two strongest ones, so that seems unlikely. But yea, ultimate wish, huh?


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[Assistant] I, I'm definitely curious, so we learned a lot, so uhm.


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[Assistant] So yea, Gabriel Grass for sure is Hawk Moth. We have that confirmation. They have the Butterfly Miraculous.


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[Assistant] Which is interesting because we are using it for evil. Which is interesting. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Adrian is completely convinced that his dad is not Hawk Moth. I think that our girl Marinette


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[Assistant] Is still maybe a 50-50, maybe 60-30. I think she's on the camp that he's probably not, but I think she's still skeptical and not quite convinced it isn't.


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[Assistant] Even just him having the book and knowing that like his wife gave it to him is sketch.


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[Assistant] And that he probably owned this book before, you know, Ladybug and everyone started appearing. So it's sketchy. It's real sketchy. I think, uh,


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[Assistant] I think our girl does. But yea, that was a big brain play. Of, uh, Gabriel to...


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[Assistant] And then, like, that's cool, that's cool! I mean, I know he's like a grown ass adult, so he should be able to, like, think.


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[Assistant] Through things? But it's just cool, like it's hard not to be like, damn. Damn, that's cool!


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[Assistant] But yeaah, very interesting. What a, what an amazing way to start off the season. Like, I'm, I'm so hyped to see what happens. I'm very, very curious. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Especially because, as I have stated before, uh, I watched a few episodes of season one of Miraculous, so I kinda had like a good idea what's going on, but,


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[Assistant] Season two, I have zero. Like, I, I, I completely...


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[Assistant] Fell off of like, the miraculous train, I just, I didn't-


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't stay on the up and up, I just kinda let it go. So this is cool, like I'm, I'm like, I'm really hyped, so you're probably gonna see me a lot of the times getting very like, quiet, because I'm like,


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[Assistant] Is this important? Cause now, now the show is giving me things to think about, so now instead of like, being like ha ha ha, I'm gonna-


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[Assistant] I liked it, I liked it a lot, I'm curious how much his-


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[Assistant] I don't know if she knows he's Hawk Moth, but she seems to know that he does.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see if we'll ever find out more about her and what she knows. It seems like the bodyguard has like...


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[Assistant] No, no idea, like he's just on Adrian's side it would seem.


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[Assistant] So I like this a lot. I'm interested to see kind of what else we'll learn in this season, especially if this is our first episode. This is our first episode. So what else are they giving me? What are, what are you feeding me? I'm hungry. Give me more. So I'm absolutely positively hyped. Um,


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[Assistant] The guardians, I guess I should call him the guardian. I call him the master, my bad, guardian. The guardian. Uhm, he said that he's like the last one?


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[Assistant] And that he, like, burnt down the place somehow? So I'm guessing he must have accidentally used, like, his, uh, miraculous ac- wrongly and it booshed the place up or something? I don't know, that's weird.


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[Assistant] Might just be one of the plot mcguffin things that's like, this is what you get, don't ask more questions. Thanks!


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, there's so much there, so I'm definitely excited to learn. Uhm.


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[Assistant] We saw, I shouldn't call it volcano, but the Fox Miraculous was there, so we have that.


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[Assistant] So I'm interested because in that opening, we saw like silhouette of what seemed to be other Miraculous users. So either


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[Assistant] Our guardian is gonna start handing them out to people he finds worthy again? Or...


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[Assistant] They're gonna get stolen or something?


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[Assistant] Maybe Hawk Moth might get them, maybe that's why we kinda had to know Gabriel Grest. Maybe Gabriel Grest will like, get them, and then he'll give them the people that be evil. Cause then like, people like, uh, Lila.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Predator, Fox, Welpina, I don't know. It'd be cool. I kinda doubt it cause we'd be really outnumbered.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but the show is called Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. So I don't know, I feel like that's too much to like, just give them out to people, so.


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[Assistant] That she's Ladybug. She covers for her all the time.


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[Assistant] Cause Alia's just like that. She's so good. I love her. She's a good friend. She's great. You know, you know, if literally Marinette told her right there and then she'd be like, okay, go. Love you. We'll talk about it soon.


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[Assistant] Thank goodness Gabriel Agrest was watching. He would have missed this opportunity.


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[Assistant] Ew, his lips are really chapped, bruh. Bruh, I saw that, they're all chapped. Get some Carmex or something, oh no. Uuuh, hydrate them lips, boy.


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[Assistant] Save my jacket. Oh my god, she's something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess I didn't think about the fact that we could cover a screen so she couldn't see us, you know? This is good. I like this episode.


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[Assistant] Uhm, is Alia gonna call her? I guess Alia is probably just scared for her life at this point. But no one's watching Manon? Something on the record? No one was actually watching her?


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[Assistant] No I did mention- I don't know. At some point I thought maybe she might get akumatized. Last season. Just because I was trying to think of like all the adults in our life.


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[Assistant] Or like potential kumatai as a victim, so I'm glad that she did. I mean, I guess I'm not glad, but I am glad.


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[Assistant] But this one actually ended in like a positive thing. She got her own show. Uhm, Alia gets to come over and help, which is fun.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like she knows or maybe this was confirmation for her finally. She's a very smart girl.


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[Assistant] And she's looking into Ladybug and trying to figure it out, so I feel like she'd have to be dumb to not know.


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[Assistant] And she, Alia, Alia is not a dumb girl. Alia is smart. She is beautiful. She is incredible. So I honestly believe that she knows. And that's how we're going to be operating. Under the assumption she probably knows. Cause there's just so many times where she's like, okay, she like lets things go. But.


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[Assistant] Even if she doesn't know, I still feel like Marinette could have easily just told Alia, like, hey, I'm Ladybug, I got this fucked up, like, can you cover for me? And she'd be like, yeah, go do it. You owe me an interview, but go do it.


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[Assistant] She's, she's just that good of a friend. She's incredible. Definitely cannot take all of you for granted, ever. But along with that, I like the, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Akumatize power here. I thought it was really fun.


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[Assistant] The whole like going through tv screens, kinda like persona 4-esky, and being able to kinda just


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[Assistant] Swap around and go through different ones was an interesting dynamic and the outfit was very interesting.


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[Assistant] It was kind of like a honeycomb-esque pattern? Which was... kinda unique. I thought like maybe she would have more of a... I don't know. Like, cause she wants to be the star in the TV person.


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[Assistant] So I guess I'm a little shocked that she wasn't maybe a little more showy herself.


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[Assistant] I don't quite get the mask thing she was wearing. That felt a little odd. I would see that more for like, like something like I would have like the pixelator or like the computer person less of


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[Assistant] Tron. Yea, it looked very Tron, now that I'm thinking about it, which is not what we were doing at all. So definitely unique, but odd. Very odd.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I like that Chloe- I- I haven't-


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[Assistant] I did appreciate that we also left her on the subway. I thought that was also just nice karma. Very, very nice karma.


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[Assistant] So I'm very curious to see what else will happen in season two. We're two episodes in technically. Well technically three if we count that we watched a Christmas episode because that's technically a part of season two. But we're two episodes in I feel like.


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[Assistant] We're really moving and grooving. I feel like we'll probably fall back into the same, you know, uh, save the day, reset day, villain of the week type situation, which I don't hate.


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[Assistant] I never dislike a show that adds in a little bit of plot here or there and then we go back to like...


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[Assistant] Our regular format and then get a little more plot and go back back.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm not gonna be mad at that. We're still learning, we're still developing characters, we're literally a superhero show.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna get mad at a superhero show for having a villain of the week type plot,


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[Assistant] Then I question why you like superhero content. Because at the end of the day, that's all it is. Like yes, you can have an overarching fight that lasts a while.


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[Assistant] But in a television show for children!


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[Assistant] A villain of the week type plot works out very well.


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[Assistant] I greatly, greatly enjoy getting to finally get confirmation that Gabriel Gress is Hawk Moth.


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[Assistant] I'm still curious to find out why they revealed that. I think just so we can like...


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[Assistant] You know, get all antsy and giggle when we, uh, have those moments where Adrian, you know,


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[Assistant] Get in trouble with his dad or, you know, dad asked him a little lingering question of like, where were you? And Adrian has to be like,


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[Assistant] So I think it's just so those moments hit a little bit harder. I am hopeful that maybe we'll get more with The Guardian soon.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to when the other, uhm, miraculous users are coming into play.


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[Assistant] Because from the looks of the opening, there was only like three other ones shown? I think. I don't know if there were four. I think it was only three. Because it was, uh, Ladybug. There, I think the fox, Coppina one was there.


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[Assistant] There was a yellow one, which I don't know what that was. Cause we just have not seen a yellow one. Uhm.


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[Assistant] The green turtle one, which was, uh, I should say,


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[Assistant] Is math, uh, I keep saying master, the guardians.


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[Assistant] So he, like, either that's him when he was younger, or...


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[Assistant] And yeaah, and then everyone is a silhouette, so.


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[Assistant] It's interesting. It's definitely interesting. I like that we're getting some added lore.


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[Assistant] We address the book situation. I like that everyone took copies of the book and had the pages. Something about that just makes me giggle.


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[Assistant] Cause it's like, even if it was lost, it's not that big of a deal as far as I'm aware. But.


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[Assistant] It's a very interesting show, I definitely get the appeal of it and I, I certainly do enjoy the show greatly.


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[Assistant] And want to continue watching. It's just interesting.


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[Assistant] I feel like this show does actually a pretty good job of appealing to like a young audience and teen audience and I think there is a great amount of enjoyment that could still be had for.


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[Assistant] People in their adults. I think there's a lot of enjoyability and, uhm, a lot of essence of youth there.


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[Assistant] Because there are these adult characters that you can still relate to and kind of be able to


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[Assistant] I like it, I like it a lot, so I'm definitely excited to continue season 2 with you all.


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[Assistant] And as a reminder, in case you decided to skip past the beginning of this episode, uhm,


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[Assistant] I am, uh, offering you all a, a proposition of sorts. If you would like me to watch more Miraculous Ladybug every week, I am, uh,


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[Assistant] Basically allowing a, uh, a way for that to happen.


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[Assistant] If this video can get 5,000 likes within two weeks, I will start reacting to Miraculous Ladybugs on Tuesday and Thursday. So YouTube will always be guaranteed to have two reactions every week.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Patreon will adjust as well, so that way that...


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[Assistant] We're always an episode ahead for them. Well, two episodes ahead, what have you. So please keep that in mind. If we do not hit it, then we're just gonna stay at the once a week. Nothing will change. We'll still have like the occasional two episodes, uh, edited together. But yeah.


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[Assistant] Keep that in mind, everybody, if you really want it, make sure you, uh, you get your friends to come like the video, you send it to people and annoy them in discords, you get your grandmother to like the video, all that fun jazz.


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[Assistant] Thank you all so much and I am super excited to continue our Miraculous Week. So you all will be seeing me again tomorrow with more Miraculous Ladybug. We're gonna


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[Assistant] Choo-choo that train and get going. So I'm hyped. Hope you guys are as well. Please remember if you like this video to like, share, subscribe, all that fun jazz, comment down below. Let me know what you guys think and I'll see you all later. Bye!


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[Assistant] Bitch, are you dumb? Pardon me? Are you dumb? I think she's dumb. I think she's dumb. I think she's dumb. Are you- Like, medically speaking, are you like-


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[Assistant] The next class is beyond this bridge. We need to pay the toll to get across, but I have no money. We must find some other means to pay the guard.


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[Assistant] I was once like the others, before I found the means to purge myself of the evil taint that permeates all who reside here.


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[Assistant] By slaying demons with an enchanted sword, I will gradually transform into a being whom this realm cannot contain. Eventually I will be free.


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[Assistant] Be warned, Shijinko. The Netherrealm is quite hostile to outsiders. If you are to survive against its denizens, you will need special skills. I offer to train you in the art of combat that will be most effective here.


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[Assistant] I have now shown you the techniques for fighting the demons of this place, Shujinco. May this knowledge serve you well.


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[Assistant] Perhaps a test is in order. Meet me at the temple outside of town. I will find you a suitable opponent. We will see if you have indeed learned all I have taught you.


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[Assistant] Yes, I am aware of the demon known as Ermac. I welcome his arrival. Until then, you will serve as combat practice.


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[Assistant] That Tarkatan was not a pure demon, but a mutated hybrid of demon and mortal races. There was not much to gain from his death.


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[Assistant] Were I to defeat the powerful demon Ermac, however, I would surely ascend from this place much sooner. If while on your quest you should encounter him, lead him to me. It is here that I am most powerful.


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[Assistant] Nonetheless, there must be some evil residing within you, or you could not have entered the Netherrealm.


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[Assistant] They, they kidnapped. She kidnapped. He is murdered. He is also kidnapped.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, my name is Zambray and welcome back to Miraculous Week. I'm very excited to continue watching. Hope you guys are as well. So.


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[Assistant] We are going to be watching Season 2 Episode 5 Troublemaker. Now,


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[Assistant] I have to say I was so confused because we're going off production order, okay?


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[Assistant] So, I was looking and looking and looking and looking and looking and looking and looking for this episode so badly.


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[Assistant] And then suddenly I realized Netflix has this season, like this, season two is cut up in like two parts, super weird. But then they also list this one under season three, episode six.


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[Assistant] Though on the screen it'll say season 2, but it says season 3 episode 6. So when they originally put this on, they must have moved this episode around a bit.


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[Assistant] Super weird, so weird, but this is our season two episode five because we're going off of production code order just because, uh, Thomas, one of the creators said that's probably the, uh,


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[Assistant] I hope you guys are as well. Please keep in mind to go support the official release of Miraculous Ladybug on Netflix or in Disney plus depending on what country you're in. And if you want to see my full uncut reactions, you can check out my Patreon page linked in the description below to get access to my miraculous reactions. But without further ado, let's get started.


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[Assistant] Just thought she was an assistant, but maybe she got a little crushed?


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[Assistant] Like, they like, truly tried to copy Catless Whisper.


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[Assistant] Come to America. We have many exhausted workers who hate their jobs who would be very easy akumatized targets. Just come to America.


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[Assistant] You're, you're struggling over in Paris! Just come to America! You'll have a better time!


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[Assistant] Oh my god, she's- I didn't realize how obsessed she was.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm just gonna be honest, when I say, uh, that seems like it would suck.


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[Assistant] And your face, like your ears, they would have to be glued. So that her, it's very odd. That's all I'll say.


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[Assistant] Stop. Boy. Oh my god. There's just some lines that just make your little heart flutter.


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[Assistant] Oh baby, you really care about Jagged. It's really cute.


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[Assistant] Okay, I feel like I need to talk about this point first because


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[Assistant] Season 2 has had a lot of really good moments for Marinette and Adrian.


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[Assistant] Where when we saw Origins, especially because we saw Origins at the end of season one,


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[Assistant] We kinda got an understanding of why or how Marinette fell so deeply, madly in love with Adrian and of course also we saw how


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[Assistant] Cat Noir, Adrienne fell in love with Ladybug. All makes sense.


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[Assistant] But I feel like season 2 has been doing a really good point to try to somewhat develop


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[Assistant] Adrian a little bit more. Making him less of this, like, shining beacon star that just is this unrequited love.


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[Assistant] But instead, kinda giving him a little bit more wise. More definition. I'm not saying he's a fully fleshed out character, I don't know where exactly his character will go, but


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[Assistant] I can see more why Marinette has this crush on Adrian, why this crush has persisted for so long, and how she is


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[Assistant] Struggling to maybe confess herself to him?


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[Assistant] Since he seems to really push this friend angle. Like even in this episode he was like, I'm so glad Evie is my fan. Like he really pushes this narrative, I guess I'd have to call it.


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[Assistant] Where I guess I can't blame her for being maybe a little scared and bashful that he doesn't feel the same way back since he is just, you know, not really, uh,


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[Assistant] Picking up what she's putting down. Like he, he joked, but I think he literally only was joking. I don't even think he was like, trying to suss out her feelings. It really was just a joke of like, are you lying? Like it-


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[Assistant] I feel like he's a genuinely good guy, but he is.


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[Assistant] He, I'm very curious about him. I'm curious...


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[Assistant] To see what will happen with Adrian. I feel as though...


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[Assistant] We just need more of him cuz like he only has Nino and Chloe as his friends right now.


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[Assistant] Cause I wouldn't really say Alia and him are friends. Cause we have like not seen them interact like at all. So I would not say they're friends. So it's really just Nino.


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[Assistant] Chloe and Marinette are his only friends' friends right now. Chloe is an absolute


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[Assistant] So, I wouldn't really say she's his true friend, but he has been friends with Chloe the longest. Nino, I would say, is probably one of his better friends.


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[Assistant] And Marinette and him are friends, but Marinette doesn't want to be friends. Marinette wants him.


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[Assistant] So really we only have Nino being his friend. So I would really like if Adrian could get somebody else.


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[Assistant] Even like an outside-esque person cause I just feel, I don't know, I feel like he's, he needs to grow more. And at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] I don't feel like Marinette will help his character to grow more. I feel like, you know, that's just like the end game point. I feel as though, if I had to describe this feeling I get from them, it's a very, it's very much similar to,


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[Assistant] Maybe, oh, I know. It's kinda similar to, uhm, in Star vs. the Force of the Evil. I know we all hate to talk about it. But, uh, Star vs. the Force of the Evil, when Star and, uhm, Pom kinda got back together.


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[Assistant] I felt like Star needed that. I, like, I don't really care if they didn't get back together, I just wish they broke up sooner. But we're not talking about that.


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[Assistant] But I felt like they need each other to grow because Tom then learned.


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[Assistant] To uhm, do these things, get past it, totally fine.


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[Assistant] And then Star and Marco just suddenly got together cause it was end game.


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[Assistant] They weren't really good for each other anymore. I felt like they really grew past each other, but they just...


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[Assistant] Slapped them together. And I feel like that's not the worst thing in the world, if done right.


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[Assistant] But I feel like Adrian and Marinette are that way too, where they...


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[Assistant] They shouldn't get in a relationship, shouldn't be together until they can both grow as characters because right now I don't feel like that relationship would be really good. It would just be Marinette, you know?


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[Assistant] Fangirling, kinda just getting what she wants. Where Adrian himself doesn't know what he wants, nor do I know if he really wants that kind of relationship. I know he's infatuated with Ladybug, but...


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[Assistant] I don't think either of them as children are ready to be in that relationship, nor do I think them as...


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[Assistant] In their current character growth are ready for that kind of relationship either. I feel like they both aren't truly who they want to be yet.


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[Assistant] I feel like Marinette herself needs to learn and grow and


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[Assistant] Earn the things she wants on her own merit. I feel like if she just got together Adrienne, you know, her fashion career, her hats, things like that would just be...


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[Assistant] Credit to Adrian, and I feel like Adrian hasn't figured out


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[Assistant] Would not have the balls like Nino did to go like tell Gabriel that he's an asshole and that he should let his son party.


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[Assistant] Marinette's not gonna do that. She barely did that in the Christmas. Was it Christmas special? I can't remember. There was one. Uhm, the birthday one. No, it was the birthday. No, no, not birthday. Party?


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[Assistant] Is it season 2 she told Gabriel? I dunno, she kinda like did a little thing to Gabriel, I don't remember what episode it was. She's like, maybe you should do this. So, overall though, I-I like Marinette and Adrien, I just-


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[Assistant] I think that's my thoughts. I don't think I'm being too unreasonable, especially because they are like, what, 13 or 14 year olds?


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[Assistant] So like, I don't think I'm being wrong, okay? I really don't think I'm being wrong here.


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[Assistant] I think this is more than reasonable, they're young, they need to learn to grow, but also, like...


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[Assistant] Even if we set that point aside, I still feel like them in their current points in life have a lot more to grow and learn and accomplish on their own merits. I feel like Adrienne needs more friends.


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[Assistant] And to kind of get out from his dead thumb, I think Marinette needs to learn that confidence, uhm, and hopefully,


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[Assistant] Learn and grow in her own fashion making stuff too, because I don't want her to just kind of stop, nor do I want her to just...


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[Assistant] I thought Travelmaker was interesting. I'm very sorry now that I insulted the name at the beginning of the episode. I just didn't know who would be Troublemaker. But it was Penny, Jacob Stone's assistant.


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[Assistant] She seems to have a pretty big crush on Jagged. I don't know if it's a two-way street thing, but she seems to really like him.


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[Assistant] Gonna hell them too long, things like that. But I enjoyed it for the fact that


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[Assistant] This is a good episode, especially even for people who


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[Assistant] I would say very good episode, especially for uhm, people who are...


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[Assistant] Recently joining the workforce, so like 16, 17, 18 year olds. I thought this was a good episode for them to understand that you will be asked a lot. You may get stressed out and you need to take those


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[Assistant] Take that time to relax and not let yourself spin out. That nothing


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[Assistant] Hopefully, I mean, at least with certain exceptions, but nothing should be that...


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[Assistant] Horrifyingly desperate, like, must be done, that it can't wait a minute.


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[Assistant] So I thought it was nice. It was cool to kinda see even a, I would assume pennies probably 25 or something maybe plus that.


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[Assistant] But it's always nice to kinda see someone else freak out doing their job. I think it's...


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[Assistant] An oddly comforting feeling to know other people get stressed out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I especially know for me myself, when I was kinda...


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[Assistant] I would, I dare I say 20 and under. 20 and under. Cause I'm 26 right now. So.


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[Assistant] I think about till I hit 21, I found it always so hard because it just felt like everybody else had their shit together. It felt like everybody was able to stay calm and cool and I was just like drowning constantly. I just didn't know what I wanted to do.


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[Assistant] It was just always this panic, but like everybody else had the answers and I just, I didn't get sent that like memo card that had the answers on it.


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[Assistant] But sure enough, you know, once I kinda hit 21, I started realizing...


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[Assistant] But not everybody had the answers, not, I, I didn't miss a memo, I didn't miss some information, you know, people were just either faking it or avoiding it, you know, or fumbling through it with confidence.


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[Assistant] So it's definitely reassuring once you figure that out that everybody does feel some stress and that there's certainly ways to avoid that stress and have a better situation. Sometimes it's unavoidable, of course, but I think having this shown is actually in a more


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[Assistant] PG, children-focused, uh, media is really nice because workplace stress is real, it is definitely hard, there's always burnout, but


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[Assistant] Penny sincerely loves her job. We can see that. She, I think, mainly enjoys jagging, but she loves her job and I don't think she'd...


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[Assistant] Ever let someone else step in, cause I think she...


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[Assistant] Adore's jagged too much to, uhm, do that. I think she would.


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[Assistant] No, Jagged likes it at like 30 degrees. Like, she can never step down because she knows that no one else would treat Jagged right. I know they didn't say it, but she definitely feels that way to me. So, I'm really glad we had this episode for Penny.


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[Assistant] It was really nice because we've seen her two or three times in other Jagged episodes. So it was nice to finally get a more.


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[Assistant] Starring role for her and kind of understand who she is. So definitely fun. So


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[Assistant] I had a great time watching this episode. I hope you guys did as well. And I hope once again, you guys are enjoying the week of miraculous. It's been so much fun. So.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much. Please remember if you like this episode to like, share, subscribe, all that fun just, and of course guys, make sure you go back to season one episode one and two reaction and like that video.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I will say it again, if that video hits 5,000 likes,


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[Assistant] 5,000 likes! We will start reacting to Moriakulis every Tuesday and Thursday. But that is only if that video hits 5,000. Not this one! Season 2 episode 1 and 2 reaction. That one has to hit 5,000 likes and then we can start doing double!


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[Assistant] So, make sure you do that, go share it with your grandma, go post in some discord servers, I don't know, go hype it up.


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[Assistant] We didn't need a halo in Darfur, or Iran, or Kurdistan.


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[Assistant] Don't sweat it. It comes to that, sub-zero won't know what hit him.


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[Assistant] Grandmaster, we need you to come with us. My name is Sergeant-


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[Assistant] Kano talked. Gave us the details on Melina's location. She has the amulet, but she's got a lot of protection.


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[Assistant] I know you said you weren't friends, but you're not killing them. That's fine, by the way.


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[Assistant] Well, thanks for that. I know I'll never eat again. With your leave we're gonna head back to Earthrealm. Put the amulet back where it belongs. What the hell are you doing?


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[Assistant] Well, if they don't kill us, my mother will. Me at least.


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[Assistant] Okay guys, standard diamond formation. Takeda, you're on point. Jackie, bring up the rear. Kung Jin, air cover.


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[Assistant] I'm starting to get why my dad would tire. We have to find D'Vora. Get the amulet.


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[Assistant] My go to dance move? What's your go to dance move? Hands in the air?


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[Assistant] I don't know why. It's like one of my pet peeves is when like there's a lot of dust in the cup and then I think it's like getting in my system. When him and Stormi play together, it's the most funny thing ever. They scream and they yell and he makes her fly.


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[Assistant] Really early. So I only had until about like four in the morning to sneak back into the house. I thought that I was being very secretive. Once I did that consecutively for like a week, she was like, I need to talk to you today. And she sat me down and she was like, I've heard you come home every single morning for the past week.


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[Assistant] Four in the morning, this needs to stop. So, I can't really keep any secrets around Kris Jenner.


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[Assistant] If you didn't know, my original goals were to be in the best shape of my life, to learn guitar, and to learn German.


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[Assistant] Uh, the fitness school, like maybe it was vanity that I wanted to do it. I noticed I was getting a little bit of a belly. Uh, and I wanted to just be in general shape, which is a cliche for New Year's resolutions. Uhm, guitar was just because I played trumpet in high school and I know all the stuff about music and I wanted to get back into music and I've always wanted to play guitar.


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[Assistant] So I wanted to do that just to get caught up in that world again. And then language, German, is because my last name is Fischbach and that's a very German last name and I thought it would be appropriate to actually know the language instead of having people constantly ask me if I speak German and telling them no.


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[Assistant] And unfortunately, I have failed in all aspects of those things. And I know the year's not over yet, but in the middle of May, I thought I would be at least somewhere close to my goals.


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[Assistant] And I started to realize why I was failing. And I could make whatever excuse I wanted, I could make the excuse of I didn't have time, or I got distracted, or things got in the way. But generally speaking, I realized that I failed in my goals because I didn't think of the long-term aspects of what I was trying to do.


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[Assistant] Because for fitness, I wanted to be in the best shape of my life just because I had vain reasons in mind, and that's good in by itself, but in terms of being in shape, that's not really a end goal type thing, because if you work to be in shape, and then you get to be in shape, and then you stop,


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[Assistant] Like, there was no point in you doing it in the first place. You're just gonna get back out of shape again. That's a life long thing. You need the proper motivation behind it.


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[Assistant] And I started to realize, after I had a little bit of a health scare again, uh, nothing is wrong, I'm totally fine.


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[Assistant] But I live in this state where I have to get routine checkups to make sure that my tumor that I had before I started YouTube, I have to get checked to make sure it doesn't come back again.


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[Assistant] And when I was getting, uh, my- my checkup, there was something they found, and I had to get it checked more thoroughly, just to spare you the grisly details. But it turned out to be fine. It was nothing. Uhm, but that's something that I have to be mindful of.


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[Assistant] So when I originally went after my goal of getting into shape just because I wanted to look good, I failed to realize that I wanted to live healthier.


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[Assistant] And I can increase my odds by exercising and eating better, and hopefully it'll never come back, but you never know with these things. And with fitness, like, it's a lifelong goal.


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[Assistant] But as far as the language goes, I actually recently realized something that was very, very important to me. I, uh...


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[Assistant] I-I-I talk about my family in Korea a lot. I talk about them.


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[Assistant] Like, unending. I have a lot of family in Korea. I have numerous aunts and uncles, I have actually seven aunts, and I have numerous cousins, and a lot of them are very proud of what I've managed to accomplish on YouTube, and especially my grandma, who I love to death, but recently, my grandma had a stroke.


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[Assistant] And she's doing okay now, but this is actually her second stroke.


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[Assistant] And to be perfectly honest and to put it bluntly, I don't know how much longer she's gonna be okay. You know.


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[Assistant] Like, it's grim to think about, and I hope she lives quite a bit longer, but she's getting older. And this is her second stroke.


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[Assistant] And the first one that she had left her a little bit disabled. And...


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[Assistant] I have all this family that I talk about all the time and I love very dearly, but I've never talked to them.


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[Assistant] And that's a weird thing to say, it's a weird thing to admit. I have all this family, this huge supportive family that is so proud of what I've done, and that loves me, and my mom is associated with that, and she's here in America, but they're all over in Korea.


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[Assistant] And maybe two or three of them speak English.


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[Assistant] The rest of them just speak Korean. And some of them speak Japanese, but not many of them speak fluent English to carry a conversation. And it, it dawned on me that my grandma that I love very dearly, I've never had a conversation with her.


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[Assistant] I've never really had the chance to talk to her and discover like her life and where she's come from and the struggles that she had when she came down from North Korea right before the war and the border went down. My, my, my grandpa...


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[Assistant] Who, who has passed on, and my grandma, they abandoned everything they had. They had lands, they had money, but it was all gonna get taken away from them, so they just picked up, left their entire family, and ran down south.


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[Assistant] And right now they live outside of Seoul. A lot of you guys are scared because the situation in Korea seems to be dire, but...


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[Assistant] So, with that in mind, that is now my reason why I wanna learn Korean.


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[Assistant] And combined, I started to realize that if I take away the things that I want for just pure vanity, and have an end in mind for,


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[Assistant] And I take on the things that I wanna do as lifelong challenges and lifelong beneficial skills that I will have because, number one, I will live healthier and hopefully live longer enough to be able to do the things that I wanna do.


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[Assistant] And number two, learn Korean to be able to speak with my family who supports me and loves me, and hopefully I'll be able to visit Korea again.


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[Assistant] Cuz some of you may not know, I'm half Korean. I don't know if anyone actually, like there are always some people that are shocked to discover that I'm half Korean. But yes, I'm half Korean. And I'm half German. And I wanna be able to talk to my family. And I wanna be able to talk to my grandma.


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[Assistant] And I want to be able to help my mom, who is bilingual. She speaks perfectly fluent English and perfectly fluent Korean. And I want to help her because she's starting to forget a little bit of the Korean because she doesn't have anyone to talk to in Korean. And I want my brother to be able to do the same thing.


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[Assistant] So, these are the reasons why I've kind of refocused what I've wanted.


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[Assistant] And if I had to wrap this up in a message for you guys, I wanted to tell you guys that it's okay to fall off the wagon so long as you pick yourself back up and reevaluate why you fell off. And then refocus and hop back on.


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[Assistant] I've realized it's so easy to stop when you- when you think there's an end in mind.


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[Assistant] And that applies to anything outside of this, like what I do here on YouTube. If I thought there was an end, like I wouldn't-


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[Assistant] And I may have an audience, or I may have not not have an audience, or like I may be speaking to an audience of 10 people, I may be speaking to an audience of a million people.


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[Assistant] Like it doesn't matter, because for me, that creation is a life long journey.


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[Assistant] Of self-discovery and learning and, and going forward and trying new things. Always, always trying new things and exploring new territory and that is so fun. And I'm just, you know, I'm always grateful that you guys are here along for the ride for as long as you want to be here. But my advice to you is,


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[Assistant] Look for the things that really, really mean something to you. And use those as fuel to carry you onto your goals.


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[Assistant] Now that I've focused in on what I really want and what matters to me. And I can still do guitar as a hobby, but I don't until I find some reason to really, really, REALLY pursue it.


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[Assistant] Like until I find the reason, I'm gonna shelve that. And I'm gonna focus...


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[Assistant] On fitness for my own sake, and then language for my family's sake. And that really does mean something.


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[Assistant] I'm thrilled at the response you guys had to MarkiplierTV. We worked really hard on that one and I'm just- I'm just tickled to death that you guys loved it. And you can expect a lot more from the characters that you saw in that video because we put them in the same room for a reason.


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[Assistant] And I think you guys are discovering it very soon and you will see it in the future. So thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you think down in the comments below. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] That's for me to know and you to find out.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more awesome videos. Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things. Like ball peen hammer. And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities. If you're into that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] By the way, Chief wants to see you in room 217. I think we've got an interesting patient you're going to want to see.


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[Assistant] Please let us be together. No! Vicky, Kodium, and Gravet!


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to be an actor.


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[Assistant] I'd be great in High School Musical. All of this thing ever.


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[Assistant] Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Thank you, I look forward for hearing you.


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[Assistant] Yesterday an Oklahoma judge ruled that opioids ravaged the state and ordered Johnson & Johnson to pay $572 million. The judge said that the company intentionally misled the public about the dangers of its drugs. Johnson & Johnson stock was up as much as 5%.


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[Assistant] Sure, why not. It's been a pretty quiet day so far.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Good luck. See you around.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm actually not really a funny guy in real life. I'm more of an amorphous blob and I just appreciate the writers and the producers of Days of Our Lives for allowing some comedy into daytime drama. Uhm, I feel this tremendous pressure today to be funny up here. So I brought this along just in case.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, just a quick word. YouTube has demonetized us once again, so if you want to support No Jumper and what we do over here on this YouTube channel, there are three easy ways.


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[Assistant] First off, the free options. That would be liking, commenting, subscribing, or just telling a friend.


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[Assistant] Or you could head on over to NoJumper.com and buy a shirt like the one I'm wearing right now or one of the products featured right here. The third way and one of the best ways to support this channel is to actually hit up one of our live streams and have us play your music. We charge $100 per song, but it gives you a really good way to get feedback on your content.


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[Assistant] Plus it really helps keep us making content since we can rely on those donations. The podcasts don't always make so much money, but those help a lot. So I appreciate everybody for supporting. Let's get right into this content.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Yea, so for those who don't know, uh, Jay was one of Nipsey's closest affiliates. Let's talk about your early days though, of like, before you maybe even met him, like, your upbringing, growing up. I really wanna contextualize that shit.


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[Assistant] And so where'd the connection come from in terms of you guys, uh, being so close?


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[Assistant] And it's crazy because when we speak about Nip now, it's kind of impossible to think of him as just a normal guy because he accomplished so much and he just means so much to so many people and he's sort of like, even in just the last six months or whatever, he's become very much like an icon of what is possible.


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[Assistant] In LA, like you could not only blow up, but you could also continue to be involved with and represent.


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[Assistant] See, it's interesting because he always seemed like kind of such an old soul that it's hard for me to even imagine what he was like when he was A, really young and B, hadn't really accomplished much in the music game.


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[Assistant] Okay, and so, you guys, like, what, like, what was the hustle? It was a long time ago, so I feel like I can ask what it was like running around hustling at that time, because were you guys just on some, like, low level dope dealer shit, or what was the name of the game at the time?


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[Assistant] See, there's a lot of people who blow up in the rap game and then they fucking kinda take that as just a license to sorta agitate their enemies. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And there's that, that wasn't the, the mentality at all.


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[Assistant] And so you guys were thinking big like that even at that time? Like it seemed clear that this wasn't just-


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[Assistant] That's what's up. So what was it like sort of seeing things start to develop where all of a sudden he gets a name for himself and you guys are blowing up and like, tell me a little bit about that process.


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[Assistant] I got you. Yeah. So, damn, like, what were you getting caught up with around that time? Just some, some simple shit or what were the cases?


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[Assistant] You know how it is, man. You know how LA is, man. Yeah, I mean, it's a tough situation, especially with somebody who already got an existing record where they can't just be running around with a legal pistol, but at the same time for a lot of dudes, it's like running around without a pistol is a death sentence. Yeah, definitely a death sentence.