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[Assistant] Some lady goes outside, it's up north somewhere in Pennsylvania, I think, and she hears something and it's under her porch. Well, this lady loves animals.


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[Assistant] So whatever this thing is, cause look, they don't even know what it is yet.


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[Assistant] And I think the other one may be blue, but I think it was blue and brown.


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[Assistant] And it was weird looking. They don't, they, you know, they're trying to get a, uh, uh, biologist.


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[Assistant] They don't know what the animal is? They don't know what it is. I think it's some type of coyote.


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[Assistant] Well, it might be, but he looks horrible. He looks horrible. But that was on the news last night.


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[Assistant] Well that woman brought her in the house to warm him up. He looked like he was cold, so she brought him in the house.


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[Assistant] Symmetry. Good place for a monkey. Except, hey, Stone went by there the next day going hunting. Okay, and he seen the same monkey, but it wasn't a monkey. Raccoon.


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[Assistant] Whatever that thing is, I hope they do a follow up because I want to know what it is.


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[Assistant] If whatever comes up, whatever that was is real. It was on the news. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] I think it's a, a, a deformed coyote with mange. Yeah, really do. Cause he looks.


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[Assistant] It's a giant chihuahua. Oh, he's laying on leproskin. It might be.


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[Assistant] They didn't identify it yet. All I know is it's a weird looking animal. Blue eyes. Both of them were blue.


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[Assistant] You sound like me, except I wasn't no coach. I was just in school.


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[Assistant] That, hey, that's pretty sharp when you think about it. You're an assistant coach here.


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[Assistant] So, you either gotta help the guy.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to do stuff. It all comes clear of why I like this man. Okay. When he said, okay, special needs kids.


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[Assistant] Well, you leave a good legacy. They remember Jack. Look, I remember some of my teachers.


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[Assistant] Probably coach Cygress. Head coach at the high school. Football? And Vivian, yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, no, he asked me. He said, somebody said you played football. What was the greatest? What was the greatest game you had in your life? And he said, what's so funny? I said, well, we got beat 77 to 14. I said, but it was the greatest game I ever played. And he said, well, you got to tell me about it now.


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[Assistant] Three or four times. Okay. In my career. Okay. You know, they, they have a lot of pulling guards when they run in a sweep.


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[Assistant] You know, and they tell you when you're playing like linebacker on outside cornerback.


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[Assistant] Square up. Square up. Don't do that. Well, hey y'all.


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[Assistant] They ran a play and, and Johnny, Johnny Red Jenna was like 6'4 and about 2'20 our fullback.


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[Assistant] Look, they hacked the ball, Phil put it in his gut, and I just, I mean, I just floored it.


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[Assistant] Okay, he run another play, okay, but this time he pulled the, pulled the guard. Well, I done the unthinkable.


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[Assistant] Don't square up. Oh, I did. And hey, Bill Monroe. Okay. The guard. He about 225 and fast as a cat. Okay. I square it up. He hit me like this.


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[Assistant] And we're in the middle of the football field. I flipped about 12 times and I.


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[Assistant] Okay. And I can't breathe. Cause he's done knocked the air out of me. And coach Simon's just got me by the pants, pulling him up, trying to get me to breathe. Well, I finally did, but hey, after that, I never squared up again.


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[Assistant] And I said, hey, it's football, so I'm okay. I said, I'm okay.


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[Assistant] He wouldn't hit him for a while there. Coach had to finally just say, Hey, you're going to play football. You're going to get out of the uniform and go home, son. It scared him.


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[Assistant] But he, I'm telling you, he knocked me 50 yards. I'm against the grandstand where you sit, you know, just.


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[Assistant] But Hey, you got to understand 130 pounds. You guess what position I played on defense, monster man, monster man. Hey, I went, I went to the ball. I had no, no. All right. The only thing get to the ball.


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[Assistant] Look, they had a fullback that made All-America, okay, from Bird High School.


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[Assistant] He was about, uh, five, four and weighed two 50 and run a four point. Oh, now we're just now we're in the 90. Hey, you're in the 95. I got to cut you. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got to finish it.


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[Assistant] Okay. They cross block. Okay. You could have, you could have drove a train through this opening. Well, I'm looking.


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[Assistant] The quarterback is fixing to put the ball in the full backs.


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[Assistant] Belly. 5'4, 250. I said, I should hit, I said I'm not gonna get to the quarterback. I gotta hit the darn fullback. Look.


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[Assistant] I tackled him 45 yards behind me. After he stoned me.


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[Assistant] 45 yards. Drug you son. Oh no, no, he, he stumped me. His knees and his thighs were just beating me to death. And I finally, as he's running over me, I finally tripped him up by grabbing an ankle.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I tackled him 45, I hit him behind, behind the line of scribbage and tackled him 45 yards behind me.


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[Assistant] Sigh. How you do it? You are fantastic. He liked it. He'll make. Okay. What do you like to do?


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[Assistant] Anyway, a couple cyclists called me in, I'm fixing to leave high school. Okay, graduate.


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[Assistant] He said, uh, hey, sit down, let me talk to you. I said, okay, what about? He said, hey, look, you know, I know Coach I.L. where at Tech, I can get you a walk on trial.


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[Assistant] I looked at Coach Saxon and bust out laughing. I said, have you lost your mind? I weigh 130 pounds, Coach. I said, I've been in the locker room over at Tech with Phil after a game.


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[Assistant] I said, I am a boy and a small one at that. I said, hey, Jim are grown men over there. And I don't even know. That's the correct terminology. I should say those are grown gorillas.


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[Assistant] Look, it's Friday afternoon. We get off the school bus, okay?


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[Assistant] And Phil comes in and tells mama, me and the football players are going catfishing on Red River this, this weekend. And the only thing mama said was, take your younger brother.


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[Assistant] Oh mama, y'all don't take him. Hey, take your younger brother or you can't go.


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[Assistant] So, okay, they show up in the pickup. Okay. We get in the pickup, take off. Okay. That's about six of us. I'm in the back, you know, in the back of the bed. We go to Red River on this side. Okay.


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[Assistant] Crank it up and show me. Okay. See the log over on the other shore? I said yeaah. You motor right straight to that.


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[Assistant] Shut the motor off, tie the bolt up real good where you don't lose it because we're going to need it to fish. That's okay.


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[Assistant] And then you walk up the bank and there's a little clearing up there where we're going to be camping. I said okay. So.


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[Assistant] They watch me go across, I kill the motor, tie the boat up, go up there, okay. So look, this is on Red River, okay. This is 40 miles from any civilization, okay. This is just in the woods on the Red River. So I'm sitting in this little clearing about as big as this room.


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[Assistant] It's starting to get dark, because they went the long way around. They got to buy hot dogs and uh, marshmallows. I'm sitting there, it's getting dark, and all of a sudden, you know, the coyotes start howling.


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[Assistant] You know, I thought it was wood. They start howling and then it's uh-oh, it's just dark now.


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[Assistant] And hey, this is just a round place in the woods clearing, okay, with brush all around. Well, I look over there on the other side and one sticks his head out. You know, I said that ain't good. Then there's another one, then another one.


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[Assistant] So look, I just see where eh, you can tell that pickup has driven down through there, through the grass.


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[Assistant] Well, they start coming toward me. So, hey, here I go. Takeoff run.


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[Assistant] Run through the high grass, it turns into a dirt road. Okay, I look behind me, they have just a pack of them.


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[Assistant] So look, hey, I hit a dirt road. Okay. They're getting closer. I tell them, hey, you better go ahead and put it in fifth and put the hammer down son. They gain it.


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[Assistant] So that dirt road runs into a gravel road, a gravel road, I take a left on it, it runs into a paved road, I take a left on that, you know. And hey, I got on a pair of kids' tennis shoes. Okay.


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[Assistant] So I am, if I had had a coach, like old coach down there with a stopwatch from start to finish, I would hold every running record from the 40 yard dash to the 10 mile marathon.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause hey look, they don't chase me and I'm somebody that I don't...


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[Assistant] You know, I finally here I am. I'm coming up to a full way stop. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, sweat. I'm telling you, good grief, boy, it's, it's too hot. And all of a sudden I took a deep breath and I said, yeah, I smell burnt rubber.


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[Assistant] I said, I said, uh, some farmer must have, uh, pushed him brush up with a dozer, clearing the field and he threw a tire on it and set it fire with diesel and was burning, you know, burning the brush top, obviously. And I said, but hey, you know, I'm getting sweating. I'm looking.


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[Assistant] And I'm smelling smoke, burnt rubber smoke, and I look down.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I, I just, it was lucky, it was a ditch there, okay. On the side of the road, it was rain, okay. I just went over there and stepped in the ditch.


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[Assistant] I'm melting my tennis shoes. That's the only, that's the only thing that hey.


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[Assistant] Okay, that happened twice. Okay, me and Phil duck hunt one day. Okay?


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[Assistant] Uh-oh. Old river just, you know, changed current. It changed current. Oxbow Lake. Yeah, Oxbow Lake. So anyway, we killed a bunch of ducks, y'all. We got them on our back. It gets dark. We're going through the woods, y'all. Well, hey, guess what? They smell that blood in the coyotes. So they get to chase them.


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[Assistant] So hey, we're going through the woods out there, yuppie, and that is following us. Every once in a while, we just raised up and just boom, boom, boom, out there where they was out. But they literally chased us out of the woods.


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[Assistant] So hey, that was back in, look, we would get on the bus in the morning, go to school, we had about a 30 mile drive.


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[Assistant] The farmers had hired, they'd got so bad, okay, the farmers had hired trappers to come and poison them and trap them. We'd come driving by and there'd be 300 that they'd caught the night before hanging on a fence line. It's 300.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't, look, they wouldn't attack like a calf or a sick cow.


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[Assistant] They were pulling down grown bulls and killing them, eh. So there's three, four hundred to a pack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, can you get a word in if Jason Robertson's on the podcast?


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[Assistant] I know, but I asked permission, could I wear the shirt, and I said yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this was a special thing that Rustin had about three years ago.


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[Assistant] It is. It is. I love everything. In fact, I have a hard time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I have to do. You can't make them together. You can't make two at the same time. So you make one and then you make two.


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[Assistant] That's why I like it. Yeah. With a kick to it at the end. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But, but look, any time like things like that happen, it was just a note to maybe you, Mortner and, and Sire, or you, John Davie, you could have called and told me. I mean, I'd like to know what happens up here.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, cause now there's nobody to locate him.


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[Assistant] No, I actually heard something yesterday about somebody coming in.


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[Assistant] So, you know, I've been coming up here doing my physical therapy in the boardroom because it has a lot of free time. Nobody in there, right? So I thought that'd be perfect. And then, well, he kicked me out.


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[Assistant] Because he said, oh, Christian's going to be in there doing a podcast. And I said, okay, I'll find another place.


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[Assistant] No, guess what? I found another little room. You know when you go down the end of the hall and there's that big bathroom on your right? My executive bathroom.


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[Assistant] Yes, and that little room right there is now my official workout room.


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[Assistant] Oh no, he's, he's uh, he's ten and a half years old.


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[Assistant] Does he go to the vet? Of course he goes. All regular checkups. And we bored him, bored him, uh, for Christmas with my two shaggy dogs or rescue dogs. They said they're the dumbest dogs in the whole wide world. And I said, that's who you're supposed to help.


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[Assistant] Why, I could do it with deer's sake. Do I have it in my cookbook? I've forgotten.


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[Assistant] If you could watch me make it, you could do it. But it's not just to read it.


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[Assistant] Fine. The Swiss steak, I really made it up and it's good, but what was the other thing he was asking me about? Is that the one he's still talking about? The Swiss steak, yeaah.


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[Assistant] See, I used to have to use canned tomatoes now, but then my famous to me cousin, Melissa Adkins, I fly her in from North Carolina once a year and you know what she does for me?


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[Assistant] What's that? Canned tomatoes. Oh really? Like Christine used to.


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[Assistant] And, and I mean, before she leaves, I got about 20, 25 jars, quart jars. Yeah. And she, and then I give her money too, but she does that every year. And I have to buy about two, two boxes of tomatoes.


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[Assistant] And she doesn't, but I really believe that that can fresh canned tomatoes.


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[Assistant] I've been in your family for an awful long time, since I was 14 years old. Okay?


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[Assistant] I never saw her putting these sweetened condensed milk in dresses.


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[Assistant] All I do is prepare five or six pans of cornbread. The dressing is over for me. He walks in and takes over. I just let him take it off.


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[Assistant] Well the other night, he was in such a heated discussion, I did it myself, and I said, look, if that ain't right, just don't even tell me.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I had so mean to- look I had a girlfriend and she said I hate it and I said just take a bite.


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[Assistant] One of my girlfriends said, I just can't eat it, I don't like it. So I made her taste it and she said, I'll eat yours every time, but I'm not eating the rest of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he is. But somebody came down and they put the potato salad on top of the gum.


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[Assistant] Well I tell you in a case like that, it's the same like some of my recipes.


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[Assistant] I told the girls, I said, if you watch me make it, you can do it. If you don't watch me, it's a hit and miss.


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[Assistant] Now wait, let me think of what is his name, the one that does uhm.


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[Assistant] No, no, I like that, Louisiana Christmas.


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[Assistant] And then Phil walks in and he said, I believe we've heard of nothing. I said, you just walked in the house.


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[Assistant] I love that movie. If it's on regular TV, it don't do it, but I love that movie.


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[Assistant] What about that, like, what is that old woman comes in and the old man said, grace? What was that?


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened to it. I can do cassette, DVD, um, DVD.


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[Assistant] Since I was, once I started dating Phil at 14.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't like the, the caraway who I was for. I married, I mean, like, he had out the door.


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[Assistant] They had sparse, is that the right word?


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[Assistant] Uh, no, they had good, the best food they could get, that they could cook. That was cheap. But it was good. But they didn't have a lot of press.


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[Assistant] When we went out to the fancy place, like our dating expensive place to go, you're going to die in Shreveport, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] El Chicos. The original El Chicos. The original one. And you know what? We'd get all you could eat.


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[Assistant] For, you know, for two. So he ate all you could eat, uh, as much as that let him have. Then he took all my 10 make me order plate. I said, I can't eat another plate. He said, well, I can.


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[Assistant] Don't leave the kitchen. If it goes on raw, you're two feet away.


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[Assistant] Oh, so there's another one. Oh. Yeah, I went and see, of course the way they were eating, I'd never been with people that ate like their last meal was this meal.


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[Assistant] I mean, so I'm kind of a nice eater, you know? And so I went with my fork to get the last, either it was a thigh or a leg, cause I don't mean nothing.


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[Assistant] And yeah, and I went to get that just real calmly and then just, it came out of nowhere. Another board! I call that! I said, I went like this.


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[Assistant] So that's when the perfect blend of the person with no food with the person who has all the food came together.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's good food. Yeah, well, we did have food.


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[Assistant] And anytime you're getting sad, just think about us in your life.


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[Assistant] And we got him to catch, to put on the trot lines to catch a fish, and I helped.


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[Assistant] And then he thought it would be funny to grab a whole handful and put down the back of my shirt.


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[Assistant] And I saw him coming and I knew what he was going to be. I took off running and we went up and down a corn field dodging him with them worms. And I said, if you throw those worms and put them in my back, I said, I'm going to tell, I'm going to get you a more trouble than you've ever been in.


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[Assistant] Think about it this way, with every one of them, you know, I was big, like 50 pounds bigger, having the babies, and then it just didn't all get off, and the next time it didn't get all off, the third time, and then Jeff just put it over the top.


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[Assistant] He's been staying with us the last two nights and I've never laughed as much in my whole life.


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[Assistant] I just had lunch with all his girls


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[Assistant] Look, only the best for my grandkids. In fact, that's the restaurant they picked.


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[Assistant] Stand up, this is real safe since we're all in the seatbelt. They stood up to that thing and they sang the loudest they could and we'd sing church songs.


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[Assistant] All the way to church and we come in and blow the horn and they loved it.


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[Assistant] And you know what they said about the dinner today? This is a, this was a Christmas tradition. So now every Christmas we have to go out to out.


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[Assistant] See, I had a great relationship with my grandma. My grandpa probably died before I was 12, but with my grandma, I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] I spent more time than with my mom and dad who ran a grocery store and didn't have time for me till, you know, they got off.


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[Assistant] And you know what, we sit in those swings, outside swinging, waving at everybody that come by. I said, why do we wave at these people? I don't know them. And she said, it don't matter hun, just wave at them. It's always nice to wave at the strangers.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back folks, we are here for another episode of the Duck Call Room Look.


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[Assistant] We want to thank y'all so much for the overwhelming, overwhelming response to our


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[Assistant] First picture request. So they're- Overwhelming. We have got a lot of firsts. We've got first deer, first ducks, first-


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[Assistant] First doves, first fish, first everything, and I, you know what that says, sir? It says you're listening. There's still hope for this country. That's right, boys. Cause there's little boys and girls.


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[Assistant] They're listening to us, they ain't just hearing us. So that's a good thing. But look, on that thread, why don't, sigh. Yes.


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[Assistant] Your earliest hunting or fishing memory, what is it?


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[Assistant] Oh man. Hey that, but that fits that your first animal was a coot. Oh no. Yeah. That one. Oh yeah. For some reason that fits with you.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about boys. Oh man, that's funny. First, first are always memorable, it doesn't matter what it is.


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[Assistant] So you gotta whoopin'. I'll never forget it. There is something about that, like when you first start hunting by yourself, I remember my grandparents when they finally were like, nah, you old enough now, you can hunt by yourself. And that don't get out of the stand. I'm still not old enough. But, as soon as you shoot something, at that age,


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[Assistant] Now, curiosity kills a cat on that one, cause you, you guys to know.


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[Assistant] I could just say that shadow. Tell me something bad.


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[Assistant] I don't know how we ended up down that road again, but we will. I'll leave you with this. I'll leave you with this though, parents. Spare the rod, spoil your child. Here's what I can tell you. None of us, none of us were spoiled.


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[Assistant] That rod was everything but spared. I think mom and dad, well, mine wasn't mom and dad, mine was my mom and papo, but I think they went through a...


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[Assistant] I think they went through a few rods on me. I don't, I don't think we stopped at just one. But look, they're the ones that took me hunting and fishing and everything. And I, I never forget. Well, I got two of them that are just as vivid in my mind as the day they happened. One of them was deer.


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[Assistant] No, so I had a cast and I was right handed but it was my right hand. So I was sitting there deer hunting and


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[Assistant] That cast makes a pretty good gun rest whenever it's deer season, just so you know. I was sitting on a little ladder in the woods and this big buck come stepping out. I'm told all I could see was antlers.


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[Assistant] He stepped out about 30 yards broadside and I had 270. I was like, oh yeaah. WAH! Got him. Big buck. He would have scored about 11 inches.


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[Assistant] I was fired up, son. I had deer blood on that cast from dragging him and skinning him, but the other one was the first time they let me take the boat out.


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[Assistant] By myself, I think I was 10 or 11, I wasn't very old.


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[Assistant] But I wanted to go bass fishing, you know, I, I was like everybody else, I was watching Bill Dance. So I done got off them crappies and let's go catch some of them bass everybody catching on TV.


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[Assistant] He's on Lafourche Lake, and we had camp down there, and Papa said, well, just take the boat across the lake and go try to catch you boys.


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[Assistant] Like I'm running the motor and everything, that's a big deal now. So I get over...


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[Assistant] I throw up next to this bush, tiny torpedo, baby bass color. I'll never forget it. Popped about three times. I said, ooh.


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[Assistant] Well see, I've been watching them boys, so I had to get down there and lip him by the boat. I didn't know nothing about no boat flipping at that point.


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[Assistant] And when I grabbed a hold of that thing, he slung that treble hook so far in my finger.


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[Assistant] And I still got a knot right there. You can see it, Godwin.


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[Assistant] Still got a knot right there where that hook went all the way in. Well now I'm in panic mode.


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[Assistant] So, you know what I do? Well, you gotta hold the fish with this hand. And then you attach to this one.


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[Assistant] The only thing you got left is your teeth. So I reached up there with my teeth.


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[Assistant] Now at one point, if that fish turns his head one way or the other, now not only am I hooked in my finger, but I'm like him.


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[Assistant] You know, I panicked, oh yeaah, but that's, but when you don't know no better. But that's the beauty about being young and all these, all this stuff we're seeing, the first timers and outdoors, that's the fun part of all that, the learning curve that comes with it.


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[Assistant] Cause there ain't no telling when I grew up deer hunting how many deer I scared off. Yeah. Before I ever saw one. Yeah. And not to mention once I finally saw one, they wasn't near as big as I thought they were.


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[Assistant] You're looking down there for something eight foot tall walking across the road, you know, you just don't know. Oh, no, they're right there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a good one. And then I got a 349 mounted.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, that's a tough pond to catch em on, but it's got big.


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[Assistant] There ain't much they can do for us turtles that eat your whole fish, but look.


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[Assistant] Well here's the problem. You don't take Johnny Depp. What's the problem? Your first deer. I, I, I, you called me.


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[Assistant] What'd he call you? He called me and said, he couldn't talk. I said, alright, calm down, call me back.


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[Assistant] I wish I still saved all my text messages cause I said, all right, calm down, call me back.


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[Assistant] I said, but send me, send me a picture to video because I knew they were filming. Like video the video, send it to me. Let me see where you're hitting.


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[Assistant] This video was so shaky. You could not, he was so nervous, he couldn't even video the video.


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[Assistant] Let me just tell you this. This is the shakiest piece of video 10 minutes after the deer has been shot.


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[Assistant] But you broke all the rules of first deer. What? You go out there and kill this dang mega hammer. Everybody's first deer.


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[Assistant] Should be a buttonhead. Yeaah. Right? Yeaah. Here's the video. This is what he sends me. Not a bull. This is what he sends me to say, can you see my shot? Is it good?


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[Assistant] And this is after the deer has done, it's over.


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[Assistant] Boom. I saw him. I saw underneath him. I finally got a good enough video. I saw you. He dead. He ain't far. And I didn't know. He didn't run far. He worked about 80 yards. Naughty. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He was old enough to understand what that really meant. I told John David, I said go find him. He don't care, go out there and find that sucker.


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[Assistant] But you killed 130 inch deer for your first one. You might as well hang it up.


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[Assistant] Probably. Which is fine. Ain't nothing wrong with your first deer.


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[Assistant] Who cares what it is? Nobody cares what it is. It's your first deer. Most of the first deer are buttonheads or spikes or, cause everybody knows they're like a young male human.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. It went over there some. Yeaah, my first one was a button head. My second one was a spike. My third one was like a three point. I mean, I was heck on them young bucks growing up.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But you get to a point there where then all of a sudden you're like, I want to kill a big one. So then you'd rather just kill a doe than you would a young buck. So that's where y'all graduate through, but.


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[Assistant] I tell you this, them young ones taste just as good as them old ones and vice versa. They all good to eat. And they way better than a duck. I don't care what anybody says.


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[Assistant] I remember my first duck that I confirmed killed by myself was a Mallard Drake in Holly Ridge, Louisiana in a, in a skid bay. I went hunting, I went duck hunting a lot before then and it was eight guys in a pit blind and everybody's staying up bow and bow bow bow bow, ducks falling everywhere. I don't know if I killed one or not. Like, you know, hey.


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[Assistant] All I knew was I was pointin' and blastin' and havin' a time of my life. And every, I was like, Sido, everyone that come in there, I got him. I got everyone, every time that dog bring it back, give me my duck. Give me my duck. I was claimin' all of them, son. Give me a thing. Claimin' them all! I didn't know no better.


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[Assistant] And look, I'm speaking for a lot of men out there.


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[Assistant] Just trust me. Amen. Trust me, ladies. Men like to get underwear for Christmas.


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[Assistant] But that's awesome. Good for him. That is, that is fan-tastic.


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[Assistant] Last night, I had my first Christmas tree cake of the year. What'd you do about one?


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[Assistant] I bought a box of them. Woah. Or I didn't buy them, Brittany bought them. Now you want to know the best part about them? I mean it was good. Man, fresh.


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[Assistant] But she messed around and bought the megas, them old big Christmas tree cake. Johnny D, I'm sorry you're on that house of pain membership, but this will get you kicked out.


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[Assistant] I had to smile though. You can't replicate that smile anywhere.


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[Assistant] Which is fantastic, which is what hunting and fishing and everything, even if you're a camper, hiker, kayak, or whatever, outside, that's what it's about. That's why we do it.


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[Assistant] It's about the fellowship, it's about the connection with the creator, because even inside this room right here, you can't feel that. I mean, we're all laughing, have a good time, but.


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[Assistant] Just like this morning, I went speckle-belly goose hunt. We didn't kill nothing, but we killed one. Might as well not killed nothing. Might as well not killed nothing. But you know what, I turned and looked over my right shoulder for about 30 minutes and I watched that sun come up.


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[Assistant] That is, if that kind of sunrise can happen in North Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Imagine the sunrise going to happen in heaven. What are you talking about? I mean, are you kidding me? And you know what happened in heaven? Them specklebellas actually worked too. Cause them suckers wouldn't do nothing this morning. Sorry rascals. No wind. Specklebellas.


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[Assistant] I love watching them wake up and I love watching them go to bed. I do. I thoroughly enjoy that. But let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Ah, and we're back. Look, Sy, we're going to kick off this last one thanking our fans. Look, they still send us some great stuff. One of them.


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[Assistant] Yes, Heavy. You know why? Oh lord.


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[Assistant] If I walked in wearing that, Brittany said, what the crap are you wearing? Oh, I'd get in trouble.


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[Assistant] Super good dude, so hey Matt, we appreciate you. Martin, did you meet him? No, I've been inside working. Yeah, too bad.


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[Assistant] Day after Thanksgiving. Hated debate. Go. Day after Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] You can get inside his truck at any time and you're liable to hear, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. That's it.


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[Assistant] I just don't wanna push Thanksgiving along. Like, I welcome Thanksgiving with open arms.


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[Assistant] Thanksgiving's like the OG, it's okay to eat too much. Oh, praise God. Oh, that's a given. You know, that's what I, but, so I don't want to rush that along.


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[Assistant] Like then Christmas eventually got there, it got less about presents and more about eating, especially the older you get.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your oldest is old enough now to really understand what's going on and your two youngest, they could unwrap an empty box and they're still fired.


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[Assistant] You put them up whenever you want to. I just prefer the music to wait. I don't like for radio and stuff. Oh, I've already watched Christmas Vacation.


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[Assistant] Sal, what's your favorite Christmas movie? Have we talked about this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Brittany's favorite is acclamation, the year without a Santa Claus. That's her favorite.


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[Assistant] I ain't seen it. Oh, I've seen it. I haven't. I ain't seen it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, lights will be like that. Do you do Christmas lights? Yeah. I love putting up Christmas lights. Straight white. Yeah. Yeah, no colors.


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[Assistant] So as we go into this Christmas season, folks, go into it with a thankful, joyful heart.


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[Assistant] Even if you don't really have a reason to necessarily be joyful, we all do.


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[Assistant] Because there's this place called heaven that we can all get to. So. See you there. That's it. Looking forward.


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[Assistant] As pretty as a woman combing her hair sitting on the end of your bed.


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[Assistant] Hey, I've run a comb through my hair mornings time. Oh, do you? Yeah. But it ain't on any of the best. It's in the kitchen. That's where my comb's at. Oh, good. Very sanitary. You keep your comb in the kitchen. I keep it. Well, I'll keep it on the bar.


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[Assistant] That's what we grew up on, okay, was catching coons, mink, beaver.


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[Assistant] You know, we run a trap line for crying out loud when we was kids.


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[Assistant] That's how we grew up boys. That's what made America great. Okay, that's fine. That's why they sell to the west. Why the hat?


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[Assistant] Why the hat? It's not cold outside. Because, hey, we just, uh, Philip showed me a picture of it and I said, hey, order me four of them. Okay. I bought one for me, Philip, and then.


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[Assistant] For the pipeline people, Mr. Randy Byer and his lovely wife Sharon. Okay.


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[Assistant] They're good friends, okay, so I bought him a Daniel Boone hat. The only thing- Coonskin cap.


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[Assistant] Look, that's the raccoon, and that one just walked a little bit like that.


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[Assistant] Oh I am, I am. Every day. I'm gonna wear it when I go deer hunting. Maybe it'll help me out with my aim since I shot eight foot over that doe the other day. I mean, you kinda look like...


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[Assistant] But she got, she got two nice necklaces. One of them was the, uh, had a, uh,


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[Assistant] I can't even think of his green emerald. Yeah. Emerald real pretty emerald deal hanging on end.


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[Assistant] Okay. It was charity poker, poker tournament, a hundred people in it. Okay. And then, uh, also the golf.


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[Assistant] How'd you play golf? How'd you find out? No, I didn't, I didn't play golf, but I did give up all out there on the golf course. They got a, about a five and a half, six hour free concert from you for me.


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[Assistant] I was there to harass him and have a good time. And you did it, didn't you? And I did it. That's exactly right. See? Everyone concerned had a blast.


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[Assistant] Yep, and raise a lot of money for the kids. That's what it was about. As a matter of fact, that bear sitting right there is, be an angel.


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[Assistant] And that whole thing was for the kids.


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[Assistant] That's cool. That's one of them. Okay, one of the deal. That's cool. But, uh, Pastor Rainey, he's in a lot of that stuff. Okay.


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[Assistant] Cause he was the Houston Oilers quarterback for quite a while.


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[Assistant] As a matter of fact, he was sitting at the table that we played.


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[Assistant] But it was a real good event. Packed off of it. Raised a lot of money for the children. Okay, which that's what it was about. Yeah, so it was a good all the way around. Good opportunity.


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[Assistant] Cause the man that runs it, he actually goes out and fishes so he can give you some good advice. He used to. Now he don't have no time to fish. Which is why I'm going back to let him go fish some more. If the business has got so good that you have to hire help, yep.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you how my brother operates on that.


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[Assistant] Tell us. He took Terry Bradshaw fishing with him one time on Darbon. And the first thing he did when he got in the boat. Tell me hey, here you go. Put this blindfold on. No he didn't. Yes he did.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. No, no. He made him put it on. Look, I was at. Bradshaw said, hold it. You're joking, right? Phil said, no son, I'm not joking. If you want to go fishing with me, put the blindfold on. Well hey, they go up there and they fill the cooler up best. Okay.


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[Assistant] In other words, Jason's boat was under, on top of the field.


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[Assistant] I'm glad, I'm glad there was too many there that that morning that I got left out.


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[Assistant] I was in field boat and I said, uh, where are these giant cypress trees?


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[Assistant] We got nothing like it out here toward our, toward the duck hole. We was in that slew. Right behind the lodge.


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[Assistant] We had got turned around, two miles above where, yo. We're back at the lair. Oh yea, we're back at the lair.


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[Assistant] If you don't have one, you need to get one. Get yourself a QB. Okay.


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[Assistant] I do it watching Daryl live at Daryl's house. Alright, for one hour. I want to come over and work out with you. I actually work out. I do 10 minutes of pedaling. How quiet is this thing? In the next five minutes I do five pound weights with six different exercises.


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[Assistant] I have 30 episodes, I mean 30 episodes, 30, uh, repetitions each. Okay, so I actually work out a four


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[Assistant] Oh yea, oh yea, my breathing is better, it helps that. Okay, because I've smoked too many Winston cigarettes when I was in the military. Okay. If you smoke, throw it junk away. It's bad for you. Trust me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and what's, what is that, that, uh, the deer? Yeah, that, that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, y'all did put it up. There it is. There it goes running off. There she goes, that way. There it goes. Yeah, that deer is fine.


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[Assistant] No, no thought process there. He died because he's no brain, there's no brain wave.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's right. What was the fights about? Does anybody say anything about that?


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[Assistant] That's what I would just say. Best articles I've seen in awhile. Hey, great, great for the, the dance.


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[Assistant] Like he's the one that attacked the family structure. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And so does the Almighty because hey, you've done what he said.


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[Assistant] You love the almighty and then you turned around and loved your fellow man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a mattress. A mattress or you drive and there's a couch in the ditch.


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[Assistant] Every year for the state of Louisiana. Street signs. Doing street signs. Uh huh. Yeah. Okay. Rednecks. Well, what happened? That's where, hey, that's where your taxes are going.


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[Assistant] They're shooting street signs. Oh, I know it. Okay, hey, I might be driving down that road.


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[Assistant] I got one for you, okay, cause I'm, I'm in the process right now of getting some lessons together for a gospel meeting I got coming up. Ephesians 612.


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[Assistant] Okay. And it goes something like this. Our struggles is not against flushing blood.


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[Assistant] Okay, but the powers, the rulers, and the authorities,


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[Assistant] And something about evil, I can't remember exactly about it, okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the heavenly realm. So, okay, that's where, that's where you start. Okay. Take an inventory of what's going on in your life and what you got, what's up, what you're up against.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the first one is how you're up against evil forces.


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[Assistant] Power, okay, in the heavenly realms, okay. It's not against flesh and blood.


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[Assistant] So we're fighting some powerful stuff here.


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[Assistant] So guess what? You better have your own, your power or someone else's power to fight this with.


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[Assistant] And the power I'm talking about is Jesus, okay?


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[Assistant] He's the ultimate power, him, the father and the Holy Spirit. But my advice was don't, don't let.


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[Assistant] Cause the Bible's got 66 books. Okay. And that is, that's a lot of, uh,


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[Assistant] So my deal is, hey, just pick one of the New Testament books.


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[Assistant] Okay. One of them would probably be good. Find out who Jesus is. That'd be Matthew.


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[Assistant] That's the thing. That's the key. Okay. You never get off the go. But like he was talking about Martin. Okay. Genesis to Malachi. Jesus is coming. Okay. He's being foretold. He's on his way. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Jesus is here on this earth.


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[Assistant] Then the rest of it is, okay, hey, he's done what he was supposed to do. He's coming back to get us.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Here's the thing that gets me about that. Okay. And here's, this is just my opinion. Okay. When he created all of this. Okay. Guess what? It says it in, in my father's house or many rooms. I've go to prepare your place for it. Okay. Hey, it's already when he created it.


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[Assistant] Heaven's in the earth. Well, guess what? Hey, his house was created his room. My room is reserved.


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[Assistant] Okay, all I gotta do is keep my faith and my eyes on him.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, if you say well done, you're gonna get a piece of boot leather.


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[Assistant] I've done this for 73 years, okay. Medium plus works. They actually bring it to me where the middle of the steak regardless of what thickness it is, it's light pink in the middle.


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[Assistant] Jesus said this to his audiences when he walked this earth, okay, you will know my disciples by their love for one another. Okay, so the only thing, if your children you think have gone astray,


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[Assistant] You've got what to, you've got to do what Jesus does for us every day. Come back and get him. Come back and get him. Come back and get him son. Cause hey, you know, uh, duh.


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[Assistant] God only gave mankind, in my humble opinion, two major commands.


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[Assistant] One of them is love him with everything you've got.


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[Assistant] Okay, and then the other one is turn around and then love those around you. Amen. Okay. Because if we would just do them two.


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[Assistant] This would be a much better place. The rest of the rest of them take care of themselves. Everything else will kind of fall in line with that. Okay. So, so anytime you see a person in trouble, okay.


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[Assistant] And you don't stop and help him. Okay. You're wrong. That's right.


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[Assistant] Okay, and hey, look, we're all guilty of it at one time or another.


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[Assistant] Okay, but, you know, you need to put that in you in the back of your mind. Anytime you can help another human being that needs help, you should do it. Yeah, I'm guilty of myself. Sometimes we get too busy. Sometimes we, you know, other thing.


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[Assistant] This is not only fun, this is important.


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[Assistant] Me and Phil are the last two. Okay. Mom and dad had seven kids. Me and Phil last once. Okay. You need to figure out. Okay. You said you was angry about something. You need to figure out what you're angry about. Okay. Cause if you're blaming God for taking him or letting him go.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's an entirely different issue. I loved what you said though. You said, I know where he's at and he's at peace. Okay. That's why it doesn't bother me. Look, death to me is nothing but a change of address.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm here on this earth right now when I die, you know, I wish I could put something like, hey, don't, don't stand here at this, this stone sitting in this dirt. I'm not here. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm in heaven and guess where I, guess where I, what I'm surrounded by.


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[Assistant] The fruit of the spirit, love, joy, peace, brotherly love.


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[Assistant] Everything is good, and I've got goosebumps all over me right now. Everything up there is grand, okay? We have no idea how great it's gonna be. But hey, your father, if you said, okay, he's up there, man.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's the greatest thing. Like Martin said, Hey, your goal should be, Hey, I'm going to get up there and I'm going to be with him. Okay. You talking about a reunion. Oh yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, look, all the angels in heaven bust out in song when somebody comes home.


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[Assistant] Okay, they throw a party, okay. And I can't wait to be up there when all of us get back together.


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[Assistant] I'm putting that hat there. No, no, here's the greatest thing, if you ever go to Virginia, Plymouth Rock. Okay. Go through the, the, the graveyards.


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[Assistant] Okay. And I loved it when I walked through there and read what was on all of, don't, don't cry for me. All I'm doing. I'm waiting for the resurrection. That's what was on a five hundred and headstone.


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[Assistant] To start things off, I do want to take this moment to wish.


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[Assistant] All of our veterans, a very happy Veterans Day and say thank you from the bottom of our heart for your service.


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[Assistant] That's what's up. Hey look, for that one, hit that bell. You ain't even. Look at that. There you go, boy. I'll take that.


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[Assistant] Well, one thing for sure, we don't ever repay that debt. So, you know, thank y'all from the bottom of our heart.


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[Assistant] Happy Veterans Day to the veterans and their families. And, uh, well let's get into it.


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[Assistant] Stone! You've got a new house guest, don't you?


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[Assistant] No, see cause look, why would you want, there's nothing I've never once sat down on a toilet and wished it was warm. Because if it was warm, there was a problem. That's cause you've never sat on a warm toilet. No, I have.


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[Assistant] It's better. And I stuck to it. Like, I'm saying, no, I've sat on a warm toilet. It's not good. Like, that makes me cringe. See, part of the deal that makes you go quick.


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[Assistant] She said every time I pulled back up here, I thought I was going to open that door at Snakewood. She just didn't leave.


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[Assistant] I'm fine. Everybody knew that about me anyway. I think we put it on Instagram anyway. Yeaah. Yeaah, it's been out there. That's uh, so does, I guess Anna doesn't watch Yellowstone.


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[Assistant] What'd she, what'd she do last night when they threw that old rattlesnake on that boy's face? Oh, they got a new season already? Uh huh, started last night. Spoiler alert! Did he bite him? For what? Did he bite him? They have spent a hundred million dollars on marketing letting you know that November 7th was the day it was coming back.


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[Assistant] I'm different though. What do you mean? As Game of Thrones said in Montana.


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[Assistant] Yep, maybe boys. But you do have 360 joints from your neck down each vertebra in your back to your arms, hips, knees and feet. That's 360 joints that take a beating with daily activity and aging. That's why your joints hurt constantly and ruin your sleep.


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[Assistant] Because of information! But Sy, I noticed the other day on my couch, it didn't ruin your sleep at all, did it? That's it, right. And why?


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[Assistant] You gonna need that if you wear that bod. I call them my first responders, boys. There you go. Order Omega XL right now and get a second bottle for free. Visit omegaxl.com slash doc. That's omegaxl.com slash doc or call 1-800-844-48.


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[Assistant] I had a good conversation about that this morning. The difference between deserve and earn. That's right.


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[Assistant] Hey Si? Yes sir? Have you thought about what you're gonna get you? Grandkids for Christmas?


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[Assistant] Oh, I gotcha. Well look, I got an idea that you can throw at Christine. What if you get em? Some silver coins.


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[Assistant] Like in my head till I was there and I said, oh shoot. Well that's what I thought like Saving Private Ryan did such a good job at capturing. What's that point of? I mean, you're looking at him and you're like, wait, now do what?


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[Assistant] Y'all ran, I mean you learned about it in history class and all that.


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[Assistant] He never talked about it, but I say this, when he come back from over there, he became a preacher.


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[Assistant] For what that's worth. I mean, that's what I'm saying, like whatever he saw over there, he said, nope.


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[Assistant] Boys, that ain't it. Like, there's gotta be a way outta here.


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[Assistant] You don't get out in that thing without some kind of faith, do you?


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[Assistant] But then you have news like you had last week with, what, Black Rifle Coffee Company, which nobody's familiar with. I'm familiar with them because they're all veterans. Veteran owned coffee company went public last week.


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[Assistant] Right smack in the face of cancel culture and everything else. And got paid. And I'm talking about got paid. And good for them.


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[Assistant] Cause it's fun to see when veterans win. That's right. Cause so much in this world.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a lose-lose proposition a lot of times for a veteran, especially these days. So when you see a group of them that give back to their own veterans, go out there and win and get paid.


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[Assistant] I own black ruff, black raffle coffee company stock. Thank you. You know what? I don't drink coffee.


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[Assistant] Just like the hat you're wearing, our friends over at Nine Line that we did that little deal with. Great veteran company.


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[Assistant] That, that, that walks the walk, talks the talk, all those good things for giving back, you know, and we do a lot ourselves. I mean, as far as hosting the hunt, Stone's done a few of them, but we've done them.


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[Assistant] Before, hosting hunts for veterans were a cool thing to do. I mean, I remember my first year here, we hosted a bunch of veterans for a hunt with our friends at Benelli. So, you know, we give back every year to the Freedom Hunters, uh, organization that Benelli helps sponsor and all that kind of stuff, so.


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[Assistant] You know, and we've hung out with some of the toughest of the...


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[Assistant] Well, let's go find Brandon. Maybe he's in the comments. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Johnny D, y'all, who's y'all's HR person over at the Honey Hole Tackle Shop?


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[Assistant] Well then odds are they are paying you too much. And our friends over at Bambi can help them save some money. I'm gonna have to talk to Big Dave and Janice.


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[Assistant] About getting on that Bambi bag. When running a business, HR issues can kill you.


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[Assistant] Wrongful termination suits, minimum wage requirements, labor regulations, all things that you don't want to deal with.


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[Assistant] Look, an HR manager's salaries aren't cheap. They're an average of $70,000 a year. You did get a raise if you HR over there. I'm here to tell you. Bambi spelled B-A-M-B-E-E was created specifically with a small business in mind. You can get a dedicated HR manager, craft HR policy,


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[Assistant] And maintain your compliance all for just 99 dollars a month, just 99 dollars a month with Bambi, you can change HR.


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[Assistant] You didn't start your business because you wanted to spend time on HR compliance. Let Bambi help.


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[Assistant] And get your free HR audit today. Go to Bambi.com slash Duck right now to schedule your free HR audit. That's Bambi.


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[Assistant] dot com slash duck spelled bam to the b-e-e dot com slash duck duck


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[Assistant] Well, how would you like to know today a bunch of 18 year olds that's coming out of this country now was headed over? I'd be like, boy, we in trouble.


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[Assistant] But it goes back to what we was talking about, that entitlement mess. That's right.


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[Assistant] Nope, you'll starve. Well there's a veteran today, so I'll tell you mine. You kids ever heard of knives?


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[Assistant] When it cuts the size face, have you kids ever heard of...


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[Assistant] That was always my favorite part, though, was watching the stuff you weren't a part of. A.K.A. Xi. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cool. Hey, same thing happened to Bill Jordan too when he's reaching over to crank his truck.


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[Assistant] To roll his windows up and do it from the passenger side, leaned over the console like that.


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[Assistant] Well you went for about 10 years there with no doctors visit cause you had to lie and the last time I went they cracked my chest open.


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[Assistant] Well let's take our last break and we'll come back and get in that inbox right after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the inbox. Johnny D. Where we at? What we got?


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[Assistant] Well hey, what pose is this question for him? Phil, back in your heathen day.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought she was like trying to figure out, should I do it now? Yes.


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[Assistant] You said back in your heathen days. When did you turn to it?


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[Assistant] I threw the short story of that. I was working here.


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[Assistant] Duck Commander. Yeaah. I come in here every day. I wasn't working here. We weren't in here. We were in the middle building down at Fairland Caves.


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[Assistant] I was working with Sy when he was awake. Goblin, who was always in a panic.


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[Assistant] And Jace, who never panicked about anything.


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[Assistant] But I'm looking at them, but every day I showed up, they're smiling, they're laughing.


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[Assistant] The context clues, use it for what you will. From the night before. Yeaah. Okay. But, or I just come in kinda mad, like.


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[Assistant] I don't know why, I'm just not happy, you know, whatever, but I'm looking at these guys and I never saw that out of them.


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[Assistant] So I started with my biologist background trying to figure out what the difference was between me and them. So I started checking off things about our life.


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[Assistant] Basically 24-7 together because, I mean, that place down there when we worked at the river was like Hotel California.


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[Assistant] You didn't leave there till everything was done. Cause you knew it was an hour back. Like if something was wrong. So we worked together. We was all making about the same money.


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[Assistant] Every work in the same hour, we hunted for a living in theory.


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[Assistant] We did all this, but the only difference I came to, I finally come down, I said, well them three have accepted Jesus, and I haven't. Could that be it?


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[Assistant] So finally, I asked Jace Robertson, I said, hey, what's the, I need to, I need to learn more. And Jace said, well, I was wondering when you was going to ask.


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[Assistant] That's a real Jace answer. I said, you punk. He was gonna let me sit over here and he said, well, he said, he said,


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[Assistant] Use one of them smart ones. If I tried to preach it to you, you wouldn't go, you wouldn't go hear it.


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[Assistant] He said, am I right? I said, yea, you're probably right. I said, but now, I said, here, I'm ready to learn, so.


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[Assistant] Probably about 6, 7, 8 months later I was baptized. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it was just, it was a, I mean, it was a godsend from the good Lord to be working at Duck Commander is what got me into that. What was that lady's name?


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[Assistant] Oh, before I started here, I was a dead man walking, son.


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[Assistant] Somebody's listening to you bang on the table singing golden earring at the top of your lungs every day. On LA 105.3.


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[Assistant] Okay boys, what have we been up to? I don't know. Y'all been killing anything on the rice fields? We're killing a few.


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[Assistant] That's what we're doing. We're killing a few. We're scratching them out. We had a good day the other day, what, Friday, we killed 35. One short of a full limit. Y'all gave up? All these boys.


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[Assistant] But hey, we had a lot of Gatwald and Maillard's too. Maillard's? Yeah, Maillard.


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[Assistant] You know, like we killed two big, big, black, Mallard Drake's couple of years ago. It's been about 10, 20. But nobody's bragging. A couple of years ago, it's all been about 10, 20. Yeah. And we're, you know, those, them are normally stay on the coast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you see about 40 boats together that you can just walk on from one to the other.


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[Assistant] That's where you want to fish. That's where you want to fish. That's why they're all there. Okay, finish your bite. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Or either they, or they, or they were having a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,


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[Assistant] He's in my lap and I'm looking at him saying, Hey, he always goes, if I don't pet him right away, you'll do one of these numbers here. You look up and tell me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got, I got the song for you. Hit me, hit me with your best shot.


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[Assistant] Often? Do you hate just sitting there? I drive a truck, yea.


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[Assistant] You don't get shook up about nothing.


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[Assistant] But it goes at the dimples go down, but I knew this over years of use.


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[Assistant] Consistency. Okay. There it is again.


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[Assistant] I guess I call it Sunday-itis, okay. They only go, you know, they only worship Sunday twice a day. And maybe, maybe on Wednesday night.


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[Assistant] But anyway, but hey, religion, okay, God's religion is seven days a week, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.


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[Assistant] Okay, he's there. You know, my, my deal is hey, raise your kids. Take them out in the great creation that God has given us.


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[Assistant] Okay, and actually spend time and, and look at all the magnificent things he's created for us to use and enjoy. That's great advice.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what I was talking about on consistency, okay? It's real.


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[Assistant] Okay. And that's always really tick me off to the max. Okay. Cause the grandparents give the kids something because they've already raised their kids. Okay. And they've got time on their hands so they can spend time with their grandchildren. Okay. And they give them things just like you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Okay. Remind them. Okay. Cause in my humble opinion, okay, there's not enough thankfulness and appreciation nowadays for what God has given us all. Now that'll preach. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying, Hey, that's me. No, I'm with.


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[Assistant] Let me give you my personal opinion, okay. Me and my older brother Phil are the last ones of the Robertson family. Okay. I've lost my father, my mother, two older brothers, Jim Frank and Harold, my older sister Judy, my younger sister Jen. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, I never thought I'd be able to tell people this, okay, cause me and my mother were super close. Okay. And if you'd asked me way back, what are you going to do when your mom dies? Okay. Here's what I know.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is not a feeling. I actually believe it and know. Okay, I know where they went.


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[Assistant] And look, here's the best part. I know who they're with, and I know what they're surrounded by. And that would be the fruit of the Holy Spirit.


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[Assistant] Everything they've got is on the joyful side of life.


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[Assistant] Okay, in one of these days, there's going to be a family reunion in heaven. Okay, and I'm going to see them again.


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[Assistant] So hey look, death to me, all it is is a change of address.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I'm Robertson one of these days, I'm gonna fly off of this earth.


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[Assistant] And I ain't no need no jet pack, I ain't no need no airplane, I ain't no need, it's gonna be Jesus' power. Okay?


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[Assistant] And I believe that with all my heart, mind and soul. That's why I try to live the life I live right now. Hope that helps you buddy.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be awesome. It is. It's gonna be undescribable. Okay.


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[Assistant] I heard that before, that's why I said it's a change of address.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're going to depart from this tent we're in and go to a better place.


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[Assistant] He's got a reservation for all of us, okay. That's the way I like to look at it. My reservation has already been made, and look, it's already been made.


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[Assistant] But speaking of other wardrobes, uh, somebody sent me this on Instagram. Back in the day,


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[Assistant] Singing Garth Brooks on stage that was apparently a part of a Prince tribute, so I just got a lot of questions. I don't wanna be your weekend lover.


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[Assistant] It's like a belt that's, it's not silicone, but it's got a little stretch to it.


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[Assistant] I was walking towards me, I thought he was about to make me do some more planks again.


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[Assistant] Six. Always start at the highest number. Six since we started working out. Yep. Sixteen. There you go. Since I caught the disease.


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[Assistant] Arby? No, Arby serves their food. If you say no bun, they go, in a bowl? Is that what you mean? I'm like, sure. So you can just go


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[Assistant] Well, I'm actually just trying to, for next time you grab my flank meat, I'm just gonna give you the ol' one-two.


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[Assistant] That's what Stone does, cause then right at the end, so you're punching Stone's gloves, and then right at the end he just starts moving everything further and further away, so you gotta reach farther, and then you end up about falling down.


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[Assistant] But hey, we're making it. And then he, oh the, hey what's fun, have you done the sledgehammer thing? The mace? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You got a big ol' 15 pound sledgehammer that we just throw at stuff. That's fun!


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[Assistant] That's way funner than going to the gym and sitting on a treadmill.


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[Assistant] It's like a chili. It's a bar and grill. It's a hatchet throw in place. I don't understand.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say this real quick, why are people allowed to drink and throw hatchets?


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[Assistant] Well, it's a family place, okay. It's a family place, I like it. I'll go throw hatchet. I'm good at throwing stuff.


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[Assistant] I can't even, nah, I can't even walk on my feet, Martin.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. I wonder, do our listeners do planks?


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[Assistant] The first time Stone told me to do push-ups, I was very sore. There's a lot of room down there. I'll do a push-up during the break. Hey kid. If we can stop the recording. No, this is accountability.


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[Assistant] Now my arms, for about a week, I was like, my kids be like, play with me. I'm like, okay, hold on, just give me a sec.


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[Assistant] Ten of these. Imma do a hundred. Imma do 50. No, it's literally a hundred. And so I'm done, I'm like gasping and then Stone's just...


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[Assistant] I'm really stuck in Alaska. I was trying to see if I could get him, but we'll do it afterwards. He's stuck.


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[Assistant] Well, there you go. Hey. I don't like going to the middle of nowhere though, so I don't run into that problem.


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[Assistant] Uhm, let's start with this guy, Patrick and his son Samuel.


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[Assistant] Uh, went dove hunting on opening day. Uh, and he was struggling. He shot a whole box of shells just to kill the first four doves. And he finally figured out he had his extra full choke in from duck season. So he wants to know.


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[Assistant] Like, forgetting boots or waders.


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[Assistant] Our next email, I'm gonna use this guy's whole name cause his last, his middle name is Merritt and his last name's Robertson.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't know if y'all are related or not. We may be.


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[Assistant] He is talking about weight loss. So here's the deal. You know, Santa Claus up in the North Pole has helpers to go to malls and stuff. Well, this old boy here is one of Santa's helpers in Georgia at the Atlanta Bass Pro Shop. So he's a stand in.


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[Assistant] So, his problem is he wants to lose weight.


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[Assistant] But he's also Santa Claus, so he's thinking about, he wants to go down to, from 210 to 175 for his 50th high school reunion. This guy's gotta be a great Santa. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So what should he do? Should he wait till after Christmas or just start slowly?


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[Assistant] And then we got a couple black panther sightings. There he is boys. Long tail, big black cat.


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[Assistant] Uh, this one is from Kevin in central South Carolina. It's a house cat. Hey, uh, upstate South Carolina. I don't know. What do you think? We know what me and Zy think. We'll never.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're calling a dog. What do you think, Sa? Look at his tail. Yea, that's a dog.


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[Assistant] Kevin even sized upstate South Carolina. The Carolina Panthers are actually just Labrador retrievers. And our last email is from John Hudson from North Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Si, what do you think? That's John from...


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[Assistant] That is good stuff. Martin? Not? Hey, he's a Black Panther expert. You're not gonna fool the man.


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[Assistant] Boy, I used to love watching me some wrestling when I was growing up. I don't know. I was a junior high. My favorite was J Y D the junkyard dog. Yeah. Thumb rode across his tights.


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[Assistant] How old was Jason at this time? He was a teenager.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the way you gotta look at wrestling. So you don't look at it as wrestling. You look at it like a form of entertainment. It's a male soap opera. And they are entertainers. They are, okay.


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[Assistant] Some of those old, uh, interviews from back in the day when, with the, of the four horsemen, old Rick Flair and, and then you got old, the American dream, dusty road.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. Well, yeah, him and Ric Flair are going back and forth or is some of the best entertainment you'll ever see. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you just inferred that you're going to be going out.


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[Assistant] Well, there used to be a wrestling family called the vine Erics. They were famous for the, the claw. Remember that Martin?


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[Assistant] It was a, it was some kind of claw move they just put their hand on their face.


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[Assistant] Cannonball. Cannonball from the top rope. You would have to be able to climb to the top rope to pull that off. I can climb to the top. You know what, Sy? I'm gonna go on record as saying I'm proud of Johnny D.


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[Assistant] He came to the house of pain and he finished two three minute rounds strong.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, I was wearing body armor and I was holding the mitts and he finished that last round strong. So his gas tank is about 10 gallons heavier than it used to be.


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[Assistant] Which is, I think, incredible. I feel confident.


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[Assistant] That he has made a permanent lifestyle change. I like it though. He has committed to it. He's done what you have to do to get yourself into shape. You gotta trick your mind into thinking that exercise is fun. In other words, you gotta take it.


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[Assistant] Well, let me, let me say why, because we were sitting in the pew in front of feeling Kay. She was in her mama's lap. She was about to Phil taps her on her shoulder. She turns around and Phil goes, what are you doing? No girl.


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[Assistant] It's coming. It come one day. It better be about seven, eight hundred yards to be safe.


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[Assistant] I took a video of the video. Here we go.


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[Assistant] It's right. Okay. I don't know about this, this, this, this, this optic here. I said, no, that's bullfrogs weapon. There ain't nothing wrong with it. It's up and down.


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[Assistant] I got news for you, every time you go hunting, guess what? There's going to be a camera there. Oh, no, no. We're going to challenge the ruling on the field.


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[Assistant] I think he does, what is this ad? Hold on, what town in Arkansas is this?


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[Assistant] Money. Uh oh. For mullets. How much did he win?


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[Assistant] You gotta deflect the blame on somebody. And that's when it got weird. That's when it got weird, but Sy's version of the story is, I would say 50% true.


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[Assistant] Because the, the 100 Mallards that I was in the blind with Jace and uh, Phil was going to get the boat. Martin had got out to help Si cause we watched Si for 10 minutes picking up.


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[Assistant] Martin did say, I remember him saying, ah, somebody needs to help Si. So he gets out. Guy went and said, I'll get out. So he's down there and he's taking a leak under the blind. Martin's on his way to the decoy. Si's in the decoys. Phil's walking to the boat. Me and Jason are in the blind and Al and Al was there.


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[Assistant] So we look up and look, 100 Mallards descend from high. I heard them. They didn't get off the water. They descended from the heavens.


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[Assistant] Splashing did not bring them. They came from the moon. No, no, no. They come off the lake. Jason get a tree. Martin dives in a brush top. Godwin just stands around the blind. Phil's hiding behind a big tree by the boat. Sy's in the middle of the decoy spread with 20 decoys over his shoulder. Like yes. Like a statue.


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[Assistant] They're coming. I'm talking about feet down. What a ball of a hundred battlers coming in the woods in the decoys. Of course they saw Si and they flared straight up. They flared up. Jace raised up. They didn't see it.


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[Assistant] Jax raised up shot three times and, and miraculously hit one. He was right about this. That that was about a hundred yards.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget it cause, uh, I remember after Jace killed that duck, he turned and looked at me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, big man. He said, if I had a piece of cane, I'd whip everybody here. Yeah, big man.


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[Assistant] But no, the best part about that was, the best part about it, we got back to Phil's house, we always ate lunch after the duck hunt, somebody had told Kay about it.


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[Assistant] So he, he, he gathered us up in a circle. He said, let me tell you boys something.


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[Assistant] One time, I'm gonna say it, when I go to get that boat.


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[Assistant] Nobody leaves. You better not leave that duck blind. Nobody leaves the blind. So instead of calming everybody down, he just chewed everybody out. Yeah. We had a team meeting, a little rally cry that day. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] We were all eating, we were all eating lunch that day and Kay looked over at Jason. He said, Jason, have you been respecting your elders?


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[Assistant] I'm interested. All rainbows are actually full circles.


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[Assistant] The anti-solar point is the center of the circle, viewers in aircraft can sometimes see the full circle.


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[Assistant] Now how cool would that have been? Double circle rainbow, that's what I'm looking at. But I'm saying the triple. Triple rainbow. That guy.


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[Assistant] Those are cool. And they were beautiful. I mean they're beautiful. I've never seen one and not like a real one, uh, and gone, huh, who cares.


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[Assistant] Was it the first human-made fire? Or was it just...


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[Assistant] What if he told him, alright, here's how you make a fire real quick. And all this time we've been trying to figure


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[Assistant] Exactly. So you watch Gunsmoke and TV land.


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[Assistant] That's so gross in people's ears. But it's so good.


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[Assistant] Caution, hot. What was all that?


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[Assistant] Well, so the reason it all happened though is that the coffee at that McDonald's was way too hot. No.


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[Assistant] It was like boiling. So, coffee's hot.


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[Assistant] It's a commercial. How Native American Potter continues the tradition. I don't watch it. I pulled up the hot coffee, man. And whatever website this is. You're weird. I am weird. Coffee is a hot drink.


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[Assistant] I was young. No, I was like 18 and there was this thing online that said, Red Bull Class Action Lawsuit. Somebody sued them because you don't actually get wings.


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[Assistant] Literally seven or eight years later, I go home and check the mail and there was a six pack of Red Bull, like, that I had been awarded as compensation.


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[Assistant] It was because, but I did it because I thought it was funny and never thought anything about it. And I'm, I'm reading it now and I'm remembering. So after, after anybody that bought Red Bull in a 10 year period were either entitled to $10 cash or a case of Red Bull.


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[Assistant] I'm, I am, uh, that is a sad state of the world though. I mean it's a joke. They make a joke. Come on. And they literally, it cost them, and I'm part of the reason, it cost Red Bull thirteen million dollars because somebody thought,


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[Assistant] Gives you wings commercials. It says does not actually give wings. Which is hysterical.


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[Assistant] And I mean, let's be honest, a commercial on the duck call room right now is worth 13 million dollars, so they're getting their money's worth. Right now, Red Bull is.


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[Assistant] I got sued by a guy that couldn't merge and just stopped on the interstate and I ran into him.


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[Assistant] Then he looked at me and he drove off. Then he came back. He was like, I don't know what to do. I don't have a driver's license. I'm like, well, I appreciate you being out on the road stopping buddy. Then it was my fault. And then like six months later, I got sued.


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[Assistant] That's right. And my insurance company called me and I said, well, he didn't have a driver's license. They said, oh really? I said, yep. I go, don't worry about it, we'll take care of this one pretty easy.


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[Assistant] You drink a Red Bull and you'll do it faster. It gives you wings.


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[Assistant] In the hello at duck call room dot com inbox. This is a good question because we use a word often.


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[Assistant] Dictionary definition to the word rig, how would you define rig as used in the duck call room? Si? Rig. Oh well.


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[Assistant] I think a rig can be anything used for transporting anything.


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[Assistant] That's a rig, that's a cup. Cup is a rig.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got another picture. I'm sure we cleared that up for you. Alright, put that thing up there. If we say rig, context clues are gonna help a lot. Uh, this is from Harrison of Hartsville, South Carolina. Makai shot a first deer.


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[Assistant] The hair on my man than I am of the Dears Antlers. Cause that is a solid...


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[Assistant] Alright, and then here's a fun one. So. That tongue's just bold. Uncle Sy, you're aware that you are a legend, correct? A living one. Nope. A living legend.


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[Assistant] Nah, he lost it. He said he bought it off a few years ago before the TV show. When he come down here hunting.


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[Assistant] Alright, what else you got there? I'm sorry, we just went down. What else you got Sean? Another, I'm doing all the ones that just made me go huh. I like it. And Philip McMillan's not in here today. That's fine. But this is from Joe from Washington, Louisiana. Washington, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] And so he says he works with a guy who said he was in a breakdancing group with Macmillan.


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[Assistant] Even performed at the Miss Louisiana pageant.


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[Assistant] I mean I can see him, I can see him at a skating rink with like not buttoned enough buttons on his shirt just going in circles.


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[Assistant] BioMail is the best. Sorry, I've been looking at my Bible verse that I want


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[Assistant] They email in a lot and I think it's just Caroline throwing Reagan's name in there and they send like riddles.


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[Assistant] Well that one's got curse words in it. I'm just kidding, no it doesn't.


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[Assistant] See, well, there's something about going forwards and backwards. What's heavy forwards and not backwards?