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[Assistant] So that's appointment two, actually appointment three was pretty low key.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was really just a status check. The babies were fine.


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[Assistant] Everything's fine. And we were told a boy and girl because they did the blood test, the genetic testing and all that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we didn't do, you know, there's a lot of people have weird things about genetic testing. We did it to prepare ourselves. It was never a case of like,


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[Assistant] Well, if they got this, then we're going to abort. No, that was never...


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[Assistant] It was just for self-awareness and preparation really. Yea, we had to do that with Carter.


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[Assistant] So, but with the result of that came back some Y chromosome. So, hey, we got, we got a boy. We got a boy and a girl, right?


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[Assistant] So that's, everything's cool. We're fired up. We're like, yeah man, that's, that's awesome. That's, that's great.


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[Assistant] You know, and then, fast forward to tomorrow, or yesterday I mean.


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[Assistant] I was on the phone with a buddy of mine, with Wheeler, talking about some stuff and I said, bro, I'll call you back.


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[Assistant] I didn't even give him time to acknowledge the fact that I said, I'll call you back. I'll call you back. Bomp. And I called her.


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[Assistant] And she's like, no, everything's fine. Like the babies are fine. There's just something I need to tell you. And I was like, no, no, no. You wouldn't let me off the phone. Yeah. I was like, no, no. And then she's like, we're having two boys.


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[Assistant] Nevermind, you can do it yourself. So yeaah, I don't know what else we can find out.


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[Assistant] I, I said earlier today, I told somebody, I don't even remember who I told. I said, these, let me tell you what I figured out about early appointments at an OB. They're just like a fart. They cannot be trusted.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like a longer break than normal. First TT break of the day, so that's, that's great. Y'all should travel somewhere.


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[Assistant] She did good. Now she, she was borderline dehydrated when we got there.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's so, but she prepared well and, and yeah, we only had to stop once to tt, so. Oh, that's impressive. But once she got there, she drank like a camel and she was up all night tt-ing. Just to get back to neutral, you know? No, but she was a very good team player because she knows I hate stopping.


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[Assistant] My wife is terrible at being pregnant. You got two kids inside of you that are tracking right and perfectly healthy. You're killing it. Like...


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I mean, I would think she, I would, I would describe it as thriving.


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[Assistant] Very pregnant. And we're living in a remodel for crying out loud. Has that been fun?


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[Assistant] It is, it's a lot of fun, there's a lot of, uhm, stress that we put on ourselves with the remodel, but, you know, it's like we decided when we were talking about that, with one, we probably could have just


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[Assistant] My boys got bunk beds, it's the best. Because bunk beds is what you had at the camp. So now you get to bring part of the camp home.


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[Assistant] Well that's what, but they're gonna end up there anyway. That's probably true. Especially as twins. Yea, they'll start out separate. They've been very


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Getting even closer. The sword fights are just beginning. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] They kicking you innards, but like last year we were in Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] With the wheelers right before they had their son and like we'd be sitting there.


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[Assistant] And I'd look over at Alicia, Jacob's wife, and like, y-y-you saw like fingers.


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[Assistant] Oh, they'll be moving. Over on the edge, and I'm like, ho ho ho ho, time out now. Freak.


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[Assistant] And now, she's gonna run out of real estate here at some point. I mean, she's had a new real estate all time. I'm proud of her. Like, that's awesome. The cool thing is, for her, it's gonna leave. Yeah, me, I'm stuck with it. It is what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do like when one of them like wants to high five or something like.


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[Assistant] I found that to be the most bizarre looking thing last year whenever I saw Hudson's hand. Like, I was like, no, man, that ain't right right there. Like, no, man.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, we planned this very well, a lot of thought process went into it, you know, she's due October 25th, not that we hunt or anything, so it's not really, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, no, I asked her, I did ask her that day, I said, you think he may get to like October the 3rd, that way I can get the first two days of bow season in?


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[Assistant] I don't know that the spicy food gonna work cause every morning this woman right here eats two breakfast burritos that I make and she covers them with salsa.


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[Assistant] Spicy ranch and sour cream. I'm coming to your house tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I'm a short order cook. You just stop by about seven in the morning. You just tell me how many you want.


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[Assistant] Make a scrambled egg joke, or to kind of laugh through the pain, that's where I'm at right now.


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[Assistant] Like when my dad passed, all the people that come up,


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[Assistant] That's what him and his brother were known as was the Martin twins. Here come the Martin twins.


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[Assistant] Apparently they was rough. Trouble and trouble. I've heard the stories.


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[Assistant] T-R-O-U-B-L-E. And I know how firm of a man my grandfather was. It wasn't because they were not disciplined.


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[Assistant] We'd be, we'd be able to get on that honey hole back. You're gonna need a bigger boat, Martin.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went out of that. But, you know, we ain't went out in a long time, but, cause there was six years difference. Yeah. Like we weren't real. You were going to lose that fight. For a while, until I got about 14.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I was owed for life until that one, then we ain't done it again since, so. Well, let's take a next break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That's what everybody asks, you know, I'm not going to force them to do anything they don't want to do.


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[Assistant] There's fish everywhere. Go with Uncle Jacob. Go on Livy's boat and go with Uncle Jacob. But, uh, yeah, no, I hope that they do. Uhm, that'll be fun if they do. First thing they're gonna learn is weeding. Oh, I'm so excited. Carter!


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[Assistant] He thinks it's fun, I'm like. But that's 10 minutes saved off your day.


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[Assistant] Like I remember the first time dad gave me a wheat eater, I'd get in to chop stuff in half. I was like, this is awesome. Then I realized.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just thankful, like, that they'll be surrounded by, by guys like y'all to, uh.


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[Assistant] And that we are too, so that we're held accountable as parents, you know, so that's a, that's a cool thing. We got a cool structure here where we're at, where


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[Assistant] We're not going to have any accountability issues. Like, that's a cool thing. So uhm, you know, yeaah, it's, we're ready. It's, buckle up. I mean, ready or not, right?


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[Assistant] Oh man. No, it's, uh, yeaah. Yeaah, I don't think you can be ready. No. You're not. I'm not. I wasn't ready when I woke up this morning.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I do wonder, you know, we, now granted ours has been a roller coaster, but back in the day,


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[Assistant] Like you couldn't even go on a ride, forget the roller coaster, and you were just kinda like, let's see what happens when the day comes of birth.


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[Assistant] I mean, I just wonder, the first person that had twins, like, back- Oh yea, back in the day? They probably could-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just wonder, like, you know, you get down under center.


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[Assistant] Essentially to get ready to catch these kids. And all of a sudden you're like, well, we got it. And then you look back and there's another foot coming. You're like.


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[Assistant] Alright, you know, so like for us, we've been fortunate, we've already...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like we, you know, we got two cribs already coming and, and we got twos of everything, you know, so it's like.


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[Assistant] But I couldn't imagine like back in that day, like you're prepared for one and then boom, there's two of them. You're like, oh boy.


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[Assistant] It's a good time to be, despite what people say, it's a good time. Well, biologically though, either way, I think we're done. So there's, there's a lot of kids that need a home.


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[Assistant] Well, beginning to end. You can be honest, we don't care. We joke about this all the time, so.


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[Assistant] No, no, don't. We've never talked about you or your shortcomings or anything about it. And now is not a good time to start. You're way too far back.


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[Assistant] That, that's, this is where our friends over at YouTube come in extremely handy.


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[Assistant] Odds are, there are videos that will show you how to fix it.


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[Assistant] There's some stuff I've learned in the past couple of years. It's one of the things that always aggravated me growing up. My dad could fix anything.


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[Assistant] It didn't matter and he could weld. He could weld. He could, he was a carpenter, electrician, plumber, pipe fitter. He could do it all. He was taught that from, from childhood and I got none of that.


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[Assistant] My brain works the complete opposite way.


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[Assistant] Give me some numbers, give me some facts, let me crunch it all together and everything is good.


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[Assistant] Give me a hammer and nails and I'm in trouble. I'ma hurt myself.


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[Assistant] So the one trade I did get from my father is he was a terrible teacher. Cause he knew how to do it.


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[Assistant] And he didn't want it to slow him down because he had another thing he needed to be working on.


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[Assistant] So he was, and I have that same, if I know how to do it, just please get out of my way. I don't want to take the time to teach you.


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[Assistant] Those days are about to change, I understand that. I've never had to do that up until this point. But...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that used to aggravate me, but he could fix it and I can't. And I'm like, I fully agree either get well versed in YouTube on the things that you need to fix or


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[Assistant] Hire it done, or you probably have a buddy that can help you. And maybe they have a little more patience and can show you how to fix it.


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[Assistant] Amen. Yeaah, cause that's not a- Godwin says it all the time.


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[Assistant] He's a fireman for the Nashville Fire Department and he can fix anything. He can build anything out of wood you want. Like, and that kind of stuff frustrates me to no end.


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[Assistant] Because it is so difficult for me. And there's not a lot in my life that has been difficult.


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[Assistant] But that stuff is very difficult for me, and it just, it crawls on me, and then I get mad, just like him.


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[Assistant] I'll do the same, I'll go through the same stages that boy's talking about.


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[Assistant] Like you're normal. It's okay. Yeah, it is okay. But, but you know, I had a guy one time and I'll leave it at this that our ice maker on our refrigerator, it ain't worked in five years. I used to hear stories about that all the time, Brittany. When it first started going out, I hired a guy to come show me how to fix it. Like what to do. And I paid him for his time, but then he showed me.


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[Assistant] And then, so I kept it working until I just finally got so frustrated with it, I wanted to beat it with a hammer.


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[Assistant] Maybe you just need to do that. Hire somebody that you know or you can talk to that will show you.


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[Assistant] You don't have to. Training ain't free. Like, don't expect a buddy deal. Pay them for their time. That's, that's totally cool. They have a skill set that we don't. So uhm. I like it.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll eat one. Eat one, son.


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[Assistant] The only thing he wants for his birthday. You're being bad. If I was your, your, uh, parent.


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[Assistant] I would punk my bell off and bless you you're behind right now.


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[Assistant] Are these jalapenos? That's what it says. Okay. Okay, now it's hitting. There it is. It's a late bloomer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always know why I lean toward you, JD.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, I'll kick your feet up and just have a roar. Alright, I'm good now. That's right. Appreciate you Andy, see you later.


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[Assistant] Well, me too, cause every time I used to do it, I would just go, woah dude, pull that off.


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[Assistant] Well I know one thing, they got bad to bone. Towels.


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[Assistant] You don't need to get into that. No sir, that's in the deep side. I was just saying, you don't need to get into that.


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[Assistant] You don't want to go where it's... Si, you've probably seen it on PBS. Right.


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[Assistant] Well no, I've been there like, yo, and, and do. Once was enough. You won't ever go there again.


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[Assistant] I had a buddy that done it, I'm telling you. He liked the jelly better than he did the vinyl sausage.


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[Assistant] Oh hey Dave, Dave had recalls on everything JD.


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[Assistant] That's what it was. His mama fed him that ever since he was a little baby.


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[Assistant] That's like stone. Chicken nuggets. Sometimes, but sometimes he's like no. Sage is a, is a bread eater.


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[Assistant] Yeah, bread. And then once you make the pizza, they got a little pizzas that you just, you know, bring it out, take it, wrap, unwrap it. And it's like a taco. And then you got all the ingredients in another thing like the sauce and the cheese and the parsley.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So yeah, so she's making it and she takes all this time making it and arranging everything just right.


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[Assistant] Then she puts it in and cooks it, and as soon as it comes out hot, she picks everything off.


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[Assistant] And then just take the knife and scrapes the sauce up and eat the sauce and it throws everything else away.


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[Assistant] No, no, but it, hey, it wasn't me. What? Okay, it's my daughter.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm serious. It's the deal about.


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[Assistant] Everything's got its place and everything's gotta stay in its place.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, I'm just saying she, oh. Of course, man. She ain't enough for two people.


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[Assistant] Okay, but it don't mix none of it. And I said, try something. It gets mixed once you.


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[Assistant] And don't, don't reach over, you know, like being dad, I just thought I'd, well, she had a big stank that it really looked good. So I just.


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[Assistant] That's called the slim slow. I'm with the, everything goes better with bacon. Well, Willie, everything goes better with cheese and bacon and bacon and grease and yeah, and candied jalapeno. All of it. Hey, let's take another.


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[Assistant] Martin, attachment. What color are your eyes? What's your, what's your height?


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[Assistant] What better way to, okay, you just don't know how I feel, darlin'.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, here's the news, here's the news, here's the news flash for you. Hey, let's take two 40 pound watermelons.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. And I've seen, Hey, I'm telling you in the later stages of their pregnancy.


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[Assistant] They don't say no signals.


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[Assistant] Well I'm gonna tell you, you're gonna jump up and down and do all this you want to about woe woe. I ain't no woe. Don't jump up and down.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm telling you, when it comes to all that kind of stuff, I couldn't watch it. Well, yeah, but I mean, I've heard people talk about, yeah, I was watching and they told me it's the most amazing thing and I was just over here.


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[Assistant] No, no, and that's one of the things that I was so lucky, especially since I was an NCO, you know, and I never had to go to war and actually lose any of my people.


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[Assistant] Well, no, cause here's the bad part about that. Okay?


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[Assistant] That's what I said. He's not for it. Hey, I'm with Jace, okay? First thing you gotta realize is, hey, there's no rules.


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[Assistant] You know, when, when like you got a jar and they're green with vinegar in it, these had turned tan.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Oh no, there was about two pickles. Was the jar sealed? Like with the little push? No, no. But anyway, we had an open, we had a camera man. So it's open. It's tough. Well, I, we've done been there all day from like 4 30 a.m. And like it's going towards sundown right now.


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[Assistant] And he's looking around and he found that jaw picker and he said, I'm sorry to death.


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[Assistant] And we said, well, I wouldn't eat them if I was you. They, they, they. Well, I was fine. They're normally green in color. Them are like cardboard in color and they, you know.


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[Assistant] No, no, we watched him for about two weeks. He acted funny, but hey, yeah, he was funny anyway.


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[Assistant] Hey, if yo, if you get seasick, I've been on a couple ones where.


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[Assistant] A pilot that flew us down there, he went with us and he got sick from the moment he stepped on the boat and we was out there like three days.


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[Assistant] And he had to fly, and I, it was, it was killing me watching him.


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[Assistant] How does that work? He's the only man I know that hunts deer at night.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, that's a lie from the top of the tree.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I mean, I, I ain't talking about, no, I'm talking about, hey, go up as far as the limb will sustain his weight.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. And I'm looking up and I'm saying, uh, well, they ain't ever going to say you sinking.


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[Assistant] But I have had a deer and I'm like 14, 60 feet. I look up and he gone.


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[Assistant] Well I know, but hey, I thought it was up there hiring up, but evidently, no sir.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. That was, that was the most beautiful spot you'd ever want to go to.


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[Assistant] We're in the highest cypress tree in that.


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[Assistant] Area. Is that the one y'all put the, the trailer in? Oh, no, no. On? No, that was my trailer. That's my deer stand.


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[Assistant] Well, we actually built a blind in the top of the substrate up at B break. Okay. And it was about, well, I'll tell you how high it was. You could take a three and a half inch browning shotgun with two number two shots.


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[Assistant] And let Amala Drake light in the decoys under that blind, lean over and put it right on his middle of his back and could not kill it.


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[Assistant] Okay. So I'm standing there waiting for the sun to come up and the fog is below me. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, yeaah, and I'm looking at the sun, and here comes 25 wood ducks. Floating by. Okay, in gun rate. You know, just, boom, boom, boom, three for three.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, we'd let them light. And then when we got enough in the decoy, I said, okay, that's enough. Let's get them. We stand up. Well, they got to come up by you.


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[Assistant] It was 10, man. The most we ever lived in there was about 3,000.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, none of those cause the dead ones are falling and falling through the live ones.


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[Assistant] It's so, so much stuff you can see. Like one morning we're sitting there in the daylight, you know, the sun comes up and the ducks start flying. We look, here comes some ripples out of the buck brush right straight toward the blind.


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[Assistant] Well, here comes nine otters, river otters. Well, they go down there and.


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[Assistant] It was just like a bunch of cowboys herding some cows. They started going in a circle.


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[Assistant] You know, and you could see the water start rippling in the circle. Then there once while a big Buffalo jumped in the air, then that all just hit them at one time. I'd catch one fish.


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[Assistant] Go over to the bank and you talk about growling and fighting and everything.


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[Assistant] They'd eat him and then here they come again, all lined up, go down there.


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[Assistant] Getting a shallow end of the lake, get them fish circled up again, then hit them again and catch another one.


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[Assistant] Well, my question is, what do you want to do?


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[Assistant] And hey, why not do the sign language and the other stuff teaching to help the deaf and well, make you money and I do what you want to do. There you go. But I it up to you. It's what, where your passion is.


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[Assistant] If you've been outgoing and you still like, feel like the odd man out, I would go try another place.


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[Assistant] Okay, they got, they got more stuff you can get involved with. And like Phillip said, the key to it is, okay, is that, you know, you have your dis, your likes and dislikes. So hey, run with people, find people that have the same likes as you do. That's where you're going to tend to be drawn to. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But if you've been there for four months and still feel like you're the odd man out, I would go try another, uh, congregation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know that I'm going to find that. Shake the dust off your feet.


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[Assistant] So it does. Dust is in the biblical one. I was paraphrased.


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[Assistant] I take it. First thing every morning. It's, you know, it's convenient.


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[Assistant] I've also noticed a little better sleep quality and my energy levels also going up.


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[Assistant] Holy grail is Delhi, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] According to my research, the treasure is located just a couple of miles from Poverty Point.


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[Assistant] It's an over 3,000 year old late archaic site originally built by Native Americans. It's awesome.


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[Assistant] I asked somebody, I'm like, did we warn her? Like, that's, she's about to go through 48 hours of, like, hardcore, like,


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[Assistant] Getting close with G and then like getting up on stage after that gonna be tough and never faced her.


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[Assistant] You do it a la carte and it's the same price for two a la carte's as it is the meal and you get two extra. She ordered the chicken enchiladas and then asked for one


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[Assistant] But an outdoors blanket made of fine outdoor material. That's exactly right. That's comfortable and also keeps you just the right temperature. And the blanket. Not too hot.


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[Assistant] I just like that Willie brings his iPad with stickers on it to places now.


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[Assistant] First year we did it, that kid caught us first. He's in the brochure. Oh damn man.


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[Assistant] There was a little Jack Black joke thrown in there, which was Tenacious D.


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[Assistant] Then I can be the loud guy. Yeaah. I asked my best friend how much he talks. None.


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[Assistant] My best friend won't talk, he just sits there. That's why we work together so well.


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[Assistant] I did it for nine years though. Year one was not as well.


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[Assistant] That's not what I had. It was a 99 Z71 Silverado 6 inch. That's a 35 inch Mickey Thompson. BOOM!


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[Assistant] That was the last pair of those, by the way. Willie gave them to me. Whenever. That's cause we never got them.


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[Assistant] You know, I always save a little, uh, evangelism ones. Have we done the, I think we have done that one. Um, but we're going to go back to it. Here's one from a guy.


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[Assistant] It just says religion in the subject and he asks, what Christian religion are you guys?


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[Assistant] But if he's, I mean, if he's talking about denomination, I'm a paraffola of him.


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[Assistant] A melting pot. I'm a melt, I'm an olive. A raffola.


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[Assistant] All right. All right. That was a quick answer. All right. And here's one that I immediately starred just reading the subject line. Need help sharing the gospel.


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[Assistant] Born really early, didn't make it, uhm, so we're sorry about that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they were hoping for a miracle, they didn't get one, uhm, and we hate that for you, but the rest of the email is actually kind of amazing to read. Uh, we want to glorify God through this, and this is what I need advice on.


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[Assistant] We're having a celebration service and many of our friends and family who don't know Christ will be there. What's weird is I saved this one for Willie. That service is actually happening today. So you won't hear this until after. Um, but I think it's still a great thing for people to hear.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what are some scriptures that you think would help reach these people we love? I'm not a preacher or a public speaker, but I love Jesus and I want them to be affected by the Holy Spirit because of what we're going through. I know where my baby girl is and I'm going to see her again someday and I want all of my people to be there with us too. Jeremy in Centerville, Ohio.


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[Assistant] I would just say Jeremy, your attitude that I see in your email is gonna be your, like, your testimony right there and the faith that you have.


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[Assistant] They're going to see that. And that's to me is what gets people that don't believe a lot of times is when they see joy and they see hope.


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[Assistant] Because let's face it, without Jesus, they're, I mean, I don't know why people have joy and they are hopeless. So if they see the joy and the hope you have, they're going to say, I want.


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[Assistant] Yep. Well, I'm going to send us out of here with a verse. And Jeremy, look, you're going to hear this later. I just emailed them and gave them a couple of the verses y'all said, but Jeremy, we're praying for you today, man. I think you're going to make a difference. Just, just being who you are. Um, but the verse Willie said, first Corinthians 15, 55 through 57.


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[Assistant] Where, oh death, is your victory? Where, oh death, is your sting? The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God.


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[Assistant] He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus.


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[Assistant] And the smoker will be smoking. The garbage can will be lit.


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[Assistant] So you- You got electricity story, I can hear you see it on my right. Oh no no.


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[Assistant] That's a good rule. That's a good rule. That's what I don't get. They shoot them with bows. Them things will eat you. Oh no no no.


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[Assistant] The revenant. There it is. That maid was tough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they will do that. I've seen that. I grew up hunting. But anyway. It's now the Tensaw game reserve.


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[Assistant] They got a good population. I'm intense. I was a kid then and one of them come and cause it scared me to death. I don't understand, but he was rummaging around old rotten law going to lay it on the ground.


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[Assistant] I was wanting him to get out of there. Then I seen a German Shepherd come running through there. Daddy said, no, that's a goat.


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[Assistant] Boy, the scary part is bring me a thousand pound one. Let me show you what I'll do. What I'm thinking about.


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[Assistant] They may attract a pair. I'd help them women in them lingerie, that's what they'd do.


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[Assistant] I can't hear it. He said, you need to fix that. I turned it over, braked WD-40 and I got in and I went, yep, fixed it.


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[Assistant] I used to do that when I was in high school, you know, talking to them old gals. Trying to talk them into going on a date. Go somewhere.


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[Assistant] I don't like sending texts. If I got some business to tend to, call me and talk to me. Don't, don't be writing a letter to me.


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[Assistant] I remember Missy, when Missy was the secretary up there, down at field, she called me in and had one of them flip phones for field.


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[Assistant] He listened to her and she was showing him, push this button for Jay's, push number two for Al, push all the way down, you know, and John and everybody and, and Bill looked at her and said, I ain't got time for that.


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[Assistant] He let her go through the holes, but she showed him how to use it. Push the green button, you know, to call. Push the red button to hang up.


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[Assistant] They won't work, but it is, he's got people around him all the time. They got people with phones. They just.


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[Assistant] He walked up to me, he said, Jay said that I could have your wood duck call. Would you sign it?


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[Assistant] Get up every morning, make you some coffee, get you a Bible, and read one chapter.


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[Assistant] Every morning. Start your day with some scripture reading. Some scripture reading?


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[Assistant] Yep. And then you'll think about it all day. You gotta do something you ain't supposed to. You go, uh, maybe I ought not to.


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[Assistant] And if you're wondering where to start, just read, start with Luke, read Luke and then Acts. And that'll remind you why you are a believer.


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[Assistant] I like that rod. Hey, continue taking your boy fishing and keep him in outdoor fishing hunting. Make it fun for him.


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[Assistant] I can say one phrase good. I've practiced this quite a bit. Let's have it. Well, let's hear it.


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[Assistant] I have an amazing spot. My buddy's wife's grandparents has this place called Magnolia Ridge in South Louisiana. One of the members of the Lewis and Clark expedition, this was their property.


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[Assistant] What? Yep. Yep. It's been there since like 1700s. I'm talking about old. Never been hunted. How do you know? Cause I researched it.


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[Assistant] And Miss Anne, the owner, is a treasure hunter herself and she's found like several things just on top of the ground. Just walking around the property. They found a full-length sword in the garden. Like an old sword? An old sword. Really?


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[Assistant] When do we leave? We got a standing invite whenever y'all wanna go. And we can make it a guys night, stay the night, have a guys night. Oh, we're talking overnight. Overnight. I like this.


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[Assistant] Nope, he ain't did it yet. There you go. First time he did it, it landed and stood up. Ain't no good. Trapper, I'm from Minnesota.


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[Assistant] One out of a thousand. One out of a thousand. All about a hundred.


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[Assistant] I then bought me a brand new Ford F-150.


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[Assistant] I mean, hey, Ben Stone had a good trip over to Texas for a little event with uh, Evil Eye and his gun store. Well, it wasn't really for the gun store, it was this time for Ducks on Limits.


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[Assistant] Unlimited amount. We did that and then we went bass fishing in the morning. That wasn't too good. We caught five and there was a thousand down there, but they wouldn't bite. And then we went to a private pond and I caught two eight pounders and one seven pounder.


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[Assistant] But they, hey, Paul Bass can not leave that sucker alone.


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[Assistant] Well hey, the idea, no no, I'll tell you, they love it.


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[Assistant] I call three good ones. Two eight pounders, one seven pounder.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's good. Don knew every time I set the hook on one cause when I did he was trying to stay on the boat so I was going around the circle. Don would say, oh, he's got another big one. Then we'd come over and take a picture of him.


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[Assistant] I made some casts to catch him cause there was, there was some bushes hanging over the water. Oh, here we go. Hey, spot about that big and he was all the way in the back. I had, as soon as he did it, it's just boom. Oh, here he is. He sounds like Jason. There's only one.


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[Assistant] It's in a bag, you know. Had a bunch of junk on top of it. The bag's heavy.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I'm thinking to myself, what, what did he buy me, uh, what did he stupid, uh,


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[Assistant] But anyway, you know, I thought it wasn't all my wife would have used it, okay. But anyway, this thing was heavy and it was, you know.


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[Assistant] He had a bunch of junk stuff in there, so I get all the junk out of the way and I look in there.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of one dollar bills and then just a, just the whole bottom of the bag is full of change. Quarters, dimes, nickels and pennies.


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[Assistant] But anyway, he had a little card that he wrote himself on just blank paper.


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[Assistant] What are we talking about? We're talking about Omega XL, baby.


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[Assistant] It's the one thing that fixed it. Wouldn't work boys, wouldn't work. Okay, but hey, ever since I got it on this Omega XL.


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[Assistant] I actually call them my first responders. First responders. You take a couple of pills, drink a little tea, swallow it, okay, then your first responder turns on the siren, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, to the place that it's inflamed, cause that's what it is, inflammation, okay, of the joint.


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[Assistant] They go there, PAM! The pain is gone, they take care of business boys, and then they go back, and hey, look, you ordered the first bottle. What happens with the second?


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[Assistant] And you only sound like thunder.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then take somebody that's got like my wife that can hear.


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[Assistant] You know, miles walking across carpet, you know.


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[Assistant] No, no, what's amazing about this, I've seen the Mayflies come out and I've also seen the katydids. The Mayflies was in Massachusetts on Waterway. The katydid was Alabama.


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[Assistant] Okay, and you've seen these, uh, off course use of these things that aerate the fairways and stuff with.


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[Assistant] All this is just a drill, just digs holes and it does it, you know, like they got a big machine with a bunch of them on. Yeah. Well, that's just where he was when Katie did come out. And that's the locust sound. It's the locust type. Right.


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[Assistant] That was a cicada. What is it, dog? The cicadas?


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[Assistant] Well, Katie Dead is some kind of old grasshopper. That's what I'm looking for. It's a big grasshopper. I gotcha. Okay. They live in the ground. Okay. And then when they come out, it's just like a, look like aerated. And hey, there was so many.


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[Assistant] Okay, they're making a noise. It will hurt your ears.


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[Assistant] And then there was so many of them on the highways, they was causing accidents because people were running over them and then it ain't nothing but just an oil slick on the road.


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[Assistant] That's a girl, that's five pound. Oh yeaah, he was five, alright.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, it wasn't no big stuff, okay? And they would come out right on the way, the top. They'd come out and you'd look and...


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[Assistant] I just kept watching and I said, how did they get that kind of distance out of that littleer wave? I could see if it was a big giant wave. These things are flying like...


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause hey, they was fishing at night, one of them finally hit the boat and fell inside the boat.


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[Assistant] I don't know, cause that's what Phillip said. I said, hey, some of them, some of them, it's just eight or ten coming out at one time. Yeah. And he said, you're right, you're mine.


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[Assistant] They're cool. We finally come up around the time of the last world, just keep watching out there.


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[Assistant] You never, he's, hey, and he's, you know, no, he didn't. What got me, we're out there and like, you know, we stayed on a boat out there for like four days.


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[Assistant] We come by and he said, I'm gonna swing by it, y'all look for bodies. Look for bodies.


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[Assistant] You know, and I come looking and I said, are you serious? And he said, yeah. He said, I'm serious. Look, look for body.


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[Assistant] So we go by it and someone, I said, nope, I don't see anybody. I said, but I do see three big fish under it.


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[Assistant] Ralph's boat, these are the people that believe in wherever, you know, Cuba or whatever, you know, trying to get to the United States.


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[Assistant] Just trying to get on something, some different point of the lamp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you did, you won a trophy for it.


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[Assistant] He was sick from the time we got on the boat to the time we left. Praise the Lord. I ain't never been sick. Four days later. I never have been. I hadn't either. I felt sorry for him because he was always just.


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[Assistant] Sea leg, you got your sea leg back, cause I, I'm telling you, after I come back from cruise, it took me a week to get where I could walk.


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[Assistant] Is uh, uh, has the science got a new head coach?


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[Assistant] Until next year. You retire too.


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[Assistant] Cause I seen him on television and I said, wait a minute. And then they showed her.


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[Assistant] Somebody else with a football, you know, how to practice. He's a defensive special.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I understand that. Oh yeah. Yeah, I understand that.


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[Assistant] One of them went through there, or maybe three of them went through there. I think three of them went through there. And they destroyed a bunch of homes right there by the left of the south.


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[Assistant] We live in crackerjack busters boys. Okay, if a tornado or anything, nature can throw at you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you ain't, you ain't, no, you ain't safe. Trust me. Johnny D watching her. Oh, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] It just picked up houses, bruh. Anytime it can snap, like pine trees about that big around.


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[Assistant] I mean, just I've come down the road and if we're across the road and just, you know, about all by the wide this room, just snapping them off for about a lot more went through.


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[Assistant] That was a ripped snorter, son. You talking about whore out, okay, cause I had Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I knew he was tired. You talking about out, cause last night I woke up this morning and went out on the porch, Christine's out there having her tea, morning tea.


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[Assistant] And she said, boy, it was a bad storm last night, wasn't it? And I said, what? Say what?


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[Assistant] I said, was it? She said, oh yeah, you didn't hear all that. I said, baby, I didn't hear nothing. I said, I was so tired. It was a rip snore. Oh yeah. She said, oh no, it was one of them with all you heard was lightning hitting. And it was just a rolling thunder that just never seemed to stop.


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[Assistant] You talking about I literally died when I got in bed. How tired were you? Cause you had been going all week. No, no, no. I was out. I was worried about you. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cause that's when I laid down, you know, no, I was gone. Yeah. Cause when she said it's a big, bad storm, you know, and I said, what? I said, I didn't hear none of that. That's what happens when you lay on that helix, huh? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, no, she was looking, she has trouble, you know, getting up out of the recliner she's got. It goes down too deep.


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[Assistant] So she brought, she was looking at it and she brought it in and said, well look at the video.


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[Assistant] I said, well, tell them to bring it. She said, no, no, no, you don't understand.


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[Assistant] They called me the other day to get my measurements. They're going to build this. It's tailor fitted.


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[Assistant] Well, the teachers had told her what, don't get married.


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[Assistant] So are this, is this young lady at 16 trying, thinking about getting married?


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[Assistant] But she's going okay in these days and times. Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't remember to tell you the truth. Well, let's see. 1971. So what would that make me? 52.


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[Assistant] I do it around 20 something. Yeah. But anyway, but Hey.


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[Assistant] People got married. You know, I had a, uh, uh, my mom got married when she was 14. And she had a great marriage. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So for someone to say, okay, you couldn't have a good marriage just because you're young. That's not true.


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[Assistant] No. Okay, because here's the whole thing about marriage. Okay, it's like a garden. Dig it.


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[Assistant] You got to work it out or the weeds are going to take over and now it won't work. That's exactly right.


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[Assistant] Yo, if you're just 16, darling, live a little bit before you get married.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, okay, marriage becomes, you know, a lot of responsibility and commitment involved in it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what I'm saying is live a little bit. Oh yeah. Before you, you know, because once that happens.


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[Assistant] Okay, then you gotta be responsible, you gotta be committed to it, or it will not work.


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[Assistant] You either, you either can stick it out, okay?


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[Assistant] Okay, that's the bottom line. If it gets to the point that okay, you can't, you know, he's putting you in places you don't want to be, then you need to leave.


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[Assistant] I'm going to tell you what mine was, okay? Get off the bus at the high school, go in the gym. We're all in the gym, you know, and I don't, I think the principal is going to talk to us all.


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[Assistant] Why we went to the gym and then go to the auditorium, I don't know, but within the gym. So.


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[Assistant] I'm sitting in about the halfway thing in the seats in the gym and it's a bunch of us freshmen.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's as always. Oh yeaah, yeaah. So what happened the first time it happened? Okay, is hey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they pushing this little chubby guy on me and I pushed him off of me. Well, the next thing happened is he done sucker punched me in the eye. Done blacked my eye.


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[Assistant] Okay, so the fight's on, okay, and about, this goes on for about five minutes, he swings at me, I duck, and he makes a bad mistake.


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[Assistant] He hit me with his fist on my, on my head. And it was just like somebody shot a .22 rifle. You heard, pow! And he said, hold it, hold it, hold it, grabbed his hand.


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[Assistant] When he said, hold it, hold it, grab his hand, I knocked him down, was on top of him.


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[Assistant] Oh no no, look, and here's the wildest thing about all this is.


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[Assistant] Me and Charles, that was a guy's name that the seniors pushed me on, we've become best friends.


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[Assistant] Cause they had to drag me off of them when he said, oh, no, no, I'm hurt. I said, yeah, you.


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[Assistant] I started just wailing on that head.


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[Assistant] I hate to tell you, son. If one of them had, it was a surprise, okay, for me.


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[Assistant] I tell you, take a poll, take a poll. Across the nation. First day in high school, how many of you had a fight? Why are you yelling?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a couple of coats, you would grab it by the scuff of your neck. We'd go up behind the, uh, 4-H barn where they had all the animals.


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[Assistant] You don't tell me that now. Push it out there and tell me to sell it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they took care of business. You got in a fight, they didn't break it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they just put it on pause, went behind the building and said, okay, get, you know, hey, go for it, beat the living, you know what, out of each other.


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[Assistant] And then after you've done it, tell me, all right, shake him down. Let's go back to work back. Scoot the joe, get paddling.


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[Assistant] Well I remember that it was five minutes ago.


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[Assistant] That's why, that's why I just, it's my opinion. But that's why we were good. Most coaches did some military time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, use the E9 in charge of the outfit, boy.


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[Assistant] Well, no. No, I had one problem that, hey, uh, with my problem, you're not gonna make E8 or E9. That mouth? The mouth.


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[Assistant] I know good well, I wouldn't made it good. He ate or he not cause you gotta be political and I'm not political and, and plus you've got to be smart enough to know when to shut your mouth and, and, and just listen and say, okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I never understood the appeal. No, no, no. But here's the first thing on the military. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's what I was going to say. Okay. The military, I don't know about the air force, I'm speaking only army.


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[Assistant] The military's program, okay, PT program in the army stinks to high heaven.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause hey, I run five miles every day, five days a week.


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[Assistant] If you run five miles every day for five days a week, you should be able to run five miles and don't even break a sweat.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm probably the only person in the military that got an hour nap in every day, regardless of what was going on. Continuous or? Yeah, oh no. If it's that war or whatever, peacetime ain't gonna make a difference. Hey.


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[Assistant] When I, this boy gets tired, I'm gonna find me somewhere to get some a nap.


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[Assistant] They just, you know, uh, they do not get the credit and, and his wife is sitting right over her. She's a servant too. Okay. Okay. He served and so does she. Okay. Cause she had to take care of all the business while he was out taking care of all the soldiers and everybody else.


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[Assistant] First and foremost, thank both of you for serving our nation.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. No, no, no. You got to understand something. Who were you spying on the army? No, no, me and about 30 other East sevens. Okay. We're stationed at Europe. Okay. At 200 times. Okay. Which is supply, you know, for Europe, you know, and the world really. But anyway, all 30 of us, I was.


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[Assistant] You probably won't believe this, but I was in the top 5%. Not physically.


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[Assistant] So me and these 30 guys that I know, okay, we all went to the same schools and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] We're at 200 Tamsie. Okay. I'm in the operational sale. Okay. So here comes the promotion list.


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[Assistant] They're all saying, hey, did you get your EE8? And I said, no, I didn't make it.


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[Assistant] But look, if they had promoted me to E eight, they would have had to move me out of my job that I was doing.


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[Assistant] And the reason I'm saying that I was actually a secret agent.


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[Assistant] They kept, look, I had been to this place the first time I went, I had been there three days.


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[Assistant] Me and a Lieutenant Colonel and a GS-12, just head to head clash. Boom!


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[Assistant] And ever, you know, the first day, I've been there three days and we boom, it's a blow up. You know.


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[Assistant] So my life was memorable for the first three years of that, that tour. Well, guess what? The next time I get ordered to Germany, it's the same place, the same division.


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[Assistant] You know, after this happens about five or six times and every time I go there, I'm in trouble as soon as I get there. Why would you keep sending me back if I'm just trouble?


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[Assistant] But I was told by the NCOs above me, okay, that hey, I busted a...


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[Assistant] A smuggling ring over there that was selling all of our equipment worldwide.


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[Assistant] Okay. They said I broke it up because I, I'm doing all the paperwork on this stall, this stuff we got. And look, when I come up missing 10 of something.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to give me an answer of what happened to them ten items.


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[Assistant] So I kept asking them, hey, then that's how the ring got busted up. I kept asking questions and finally somebody said, oh, well, I know what happened to it.


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[Assistant] It's been stole by this gang of thieves that are, you know, worldwide.


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[Assistant] That's the reason they didn't promote me to E8 or E9. Not only that, but because I wouldn't have made a good E8 or E9. He'll, he'll vouch for that. You have to be political if you're in the E8 or E9 position, correct?


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[Assistant] They got a thing called insubordination. That would have been putting it mildly with some of the stuff I got away with. Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't blame him. Even though I did listen, that's a shocker of all shot. Cause he said, Hey, he called me today. What about, and I said, well, what do you think? He said, look, if it was up to me, I wouldn't come come tomorrow.


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[Assistant] You know, don't feel bad, John. Okay. Cause you know, according to the people in the blind, when you hunt with the Robertson's, okay, there ain't but two people, maybe three. Okay. That can call a duck. That'd be Phil Robertson, Jason Robertson and out stone. I include stone in that. The rest of them, it wouldn't make any difference who, what their resume was.


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[Assistant] According to Phil and Jason Robertson, no one else can call.


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[Assistant] If you get to the point that hey, you'd be better off to leave your duck all at the house.


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[Assistant] It's where they line up a bunch of guys and they walk through a field and it's usually snow covered.


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[Assistant] That's if I slick you. And they shoot them as they come over.


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[Assistant] You want to look and I'm looking okay. And they got the dogs and the people walking through and there are literally when I say thousands, there are literally thousands of fast giving up side.


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[Assistant] Okay. If you have some extra cash, you need to donate it to Samaritan Purse. That's exactly right. These are people that go worldwide. Okay. Whenever there's a disaster or kids need help, need surgery, life saving surgery, whatever American purse does it all.


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[Assistant] They help with flood relief, flood relief, they help people that need surgeries, you know, they're class one.


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[Assistant] Huh. And I told Kay, I said, I bet you have to do with nurse, a nurse snuck up behind him and had the cotton ball over the needle and then with a shot popped him. Oh, speaking of cotton ball.


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[Assistant] You hit me with a broom handle or a hammer?


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[Assistant] I don't know, that's why I was asking. And you saw that this is something that's fixing to catch on?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, when you slap people for fun. Oh, go ahead and knock me out.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. She was standing there and I slept and she, all she did was just a little bit of this. And I mean, then she was, it was full force and all it would did like this. And then she said, now it's my turn.


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[Assistant] He was always playing with them, fooling with them and doing pranks on them. Yeah. Well, they finally got him back because they brought like a, a wash tub.


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[Assistant] He freaked out when they poured it on him. I'm serious. This is what Coy told us on the podcast the other day.


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[Assistant] What's that thing gonna do to you? I guarantee you, you trace it back, it's gonna be a nurse popped him with a needle and she hid the, she hid the needle with a cotton ball.


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[Assistant] But yo, when you come to it, when you say, okay, when you say something like, uh, are you normal? Nope.


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[Assistant] So I'm anything but normal. Okay. Cause I'm never bored. I agree.


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[Assistant] I was thinking the same way you was. Sweep the parents off their feet.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. That's one of them deals at all. Wait a minute. You just, you've, you've maybe, you know, made this worse than it was.


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[Assistant] And you said something, okay, that takes me down this way. You said we're doing things we know are wrong. Are you talking about, well, how do I change this? Well, you got to stop doing things, you know, that are wrong first.


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[Assistant] I think you hit the point, okay, is, is the starting point.


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[Assistant] You're saying, okay, hey, look, if you don't marry her, okay. And then like you told me, you got to get somebody to marry you. So they're going to take you. We got to go through counseling first.


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[Assistant] Okay, man. Absolutely. We're telling you to pop the question. It's fantastic. Somebody wrote a song about it. Put a ring on it.


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[Assistant] Are we rolling? Hey no, Sy, tell us about your pet alligator when you and Phil were growing up.


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[Assistant] So I see someone different sitting beside you today.


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[Assistant] I want to take you to the fair where they got those bent barrels that you can shoot and win a prize. Maybe you could hit some of them for me, Will.


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[Assistant] So uhm, I get an email from a lady in Colorado.


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[Assistant] She says my husband, uhm, has been listening to the podcast.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he's very interested in, uh, some of the stuff you guys are talking about.


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[Assistant] And the story goes, you know, he came back from some tours and was really having a tough time. A lot of PTSD. Um. Military man. Yeah, military man. He starts, starts seeking and looking and.


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[Assistant] One day he finds a Duck Commander study Bible on the side of the road in Colorado.


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[Assistant] Probably Mac or Mary threw it out the window driving by. Marketing. Yea, marketing.


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[Assistant] So, uh, he came this weekend, got to meet Si. We ended up going to, uh, Phil's, uh, going to hear Phil preach yesterday. But anyway, it was just, it was awesome. You know, he became a Christian, his wife became a Christian. Uh, I'm excited for him. And, and also I just think, you know, I love how God works in mysterious ways, you know, and I hope that I can be a servant when the time comes like that. And, and, you know, fortunately I was able to spend some time with him this weekend and


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[Assistant] If you're listening and you're like, you know, I'd like to get my life right. I don't want to be on the right track. It's never too late. He's always there for us.


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[Assistant] No, just recently. And here's what I found. I found fleas and a big ball of dope.


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[Assistant] So I had to call the cops to come pick it up. It looked like a basketball, but it was marijuana.


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[Assistant] I did something kinda similar. I mean, I haven't, I don't think I've ever done this. I don't know what happened.


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[Assistant] But I loaded my golf cart on the 16 foot trailer. I hooked it onto my truck and took off and then whoo.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. The jack. Yeah buddy. I've ripped off many of them. Oh my goodness. I couldn't believe I did that. I was like, I got everything tied down. I'm good to go. Got my lights on.


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[Assistant] I want to know what kind of knot you tied when you and Phil put the grill in the back of that truck.


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[Assistant] You and Phil put a grill in the back of the truck. Y'all were going to take it up. Ms. Kay's grill. She had the warranty on it. Oh, that wasn't me. Yeah, it was. Cause Phil said, Hey side, did you, did you, oh, I got


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[Assistant] I remember when Duck Dynasty was on and Si would come over to the house and my family would be watching it, you know.


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[Assistant] And they'd say, Sy, come over here, you gotta watch this. He said, ha!


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[Assistant] I ain't watching that crap. I think he watched about four episodes. I said, I said, Sy, why do you say that? He said, I gotta live it every day. I don't want to watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's a tough call either way, but I think he needs to become friends, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they could, they could, they could continue that friendship and he could be like, hey, where you gonna be in two years?


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[Assistant] You know, don't go nowhere because in two years, you know, we're going to date. But no, I mean, I think, I think they can just keep it friendship until then if he wants to.


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[Assistant] I was kinda like that cause I was like, me and my daughter had a conversation and she didn't want to start dating until she was in college.


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[Assistant] So in high school, because it's just crazy in high school, we just said


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[Assistant] I have a little problem with this. Hold on, Simon, what could they do? What could they do? It's honorable.


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[Assistant] And this young lady. You can't go wrong doing that, Si. You can't go wrong meeting everybody, getting together and talking about it. In Martin's words, open and honest communication.


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[Assistant] Well, let me tell you, I never said to my kids, because I said so, you know what, we sat down and we talked about things. We talked about the dating that was going on around them and there was a lot of unhealthy things that they saw in school. Now,


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[Assistant] They were able to go to dances and do things, but when we would communicate, they were on board with what I was asking them. They were on board with it. They weren't bluffing. I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] Johnny D knows. Does Gowan know? Somewhat. He doesn't know the latest developments.


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[Assistant] Well wait a second. Oh boy. So we went today.


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[Assistant] There's two of them in there. There's another one.


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[Assistant] Can I drop one of them off at your house? Uh, hey, I will, we will keep them whenever.


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[Assistant] For you and your woman, congrats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta be honest. See, so we went, we went, we've known for a minute. This is awesome. It really is. We went the first time and look, see, I've always been worried. Not worried, but concerned because my dad was a twin.


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[Assistant] So I was like, when we went the first time, doctor did their thing.


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[Assistant] Be careful what you ask for. Well, the doctor, the doctor did their thing and she was like, Oh look, it's just one. Everything's good. You know, heartbeats good. Everything looks good. We'll see you in a month.


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[Assistant] No, it ain't good. Well today's a, today's a month and when she got in there today. It's so sneaky. Show it up boys. There was two faces looking back at it.


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[Assistant] Well that, and she said, cause we were super early on the first one cause they didn't know when.


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[Assistant] You know, I ain't gonna get into all that stuff, but they weren't sure when her last missed one was. And cause there was just some weird stuff that happened in between there.


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[Assistant] And so they were like, just go ahead and come in, we'll see, whatever. Like normally we'd never do one this early, but just come in, let's make sure everything's okay.


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[Assistant] Healthy mom, healthy babies. Don't care.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I know he's laughing. Oh yeah. Oh, he was, he was a twin. So I know he's, I know he's cutting up.


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[Assistant] That's right. And I'm having them about three weeks before duck season start. So if you don't think he got a sense of humor.


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[Assistant] Hey, I can tell you this, there's going to be a lot of ducks thankful.


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[Assistant] I told her, I said, now look, I said, doc, I need some assurance that when we come back in a month, there ain't going to be four of them.


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[Assistant] Cause she, I don't know, man. It's incredible. What's hilarious about it.


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[Assistant] My sister-in-law texted us about three weeks ago, saying, I just had the realest dream ever. Y'all went for an 11 week checkup.


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[Assistant] And we told Mamaw, and of course Mamaw's been gone for eight years now.


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[Assistant] So it was a weird dream, and she said, my mom just started dying out laughing.


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[Assistant] And then when that doctor showed them two faces today, I texted my brother and sister-in-law and I said, y'all spoke this into existence. And they said, what? And I sent them that picture of the two faces and they said,


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[Assistant] Me being the man I am, I said, Doc, I just got to know something. She said, what? I said,


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[Assistant] Hey dad! And I'm looking at him side by side, and I said, uh-uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, by the time this airs, we're going to have announced on social anyway. So I was like, yeah, let's go ahead and tell Si.


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[Assistant] I've been waiting to tell him, he's one of the people I've been most excited.


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[Assistant] So for all you haters in the comment section that say, I don't respect Sam, we don't, you know, I need to do this, that, no, look how much pride the man's got knowing there's two more coming. Y'all don't think we ain't buddies? I'm here to tell you.


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[Assistant] I don't even know where we're going from there. My life has completely changed for forever. Starting today, times two.


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[Assistant] She's fired up. She was, I can show you the video. She was shaking uncontrollably whenever they said to. Because she just said last night, she said, either I'm further along than they think I am. She got a belly. She ain't ever had no belly.


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[Assistant] She got a belly, she ain't like me, she the anti-me.


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[Assistant] Other than we about, we kind of, we're both tall, but that's about where our similarities end on that, that regard. But she say there, I'm further along or there's two in there. And I said, there ain't two in there.


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[Assistant] So, cause I don't know. Emails please. Yeah. Other than, other than I told Brittany, I said, look at this way. I'll take one. You take the other. One of them is going to go fishing. The other one y'all gonna do whatever you want to. I did text the guy that I just ordered my boat from and say, can I upgrade for the same price? I'm going to need a bigger boat. Martin family of four. Yeah. And if you count the dog five, we just went to.


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[Assistant] Lordy B, have mercy. I'm an uncle to twins.


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[Assistant] Keep on truckin', baby. It's gonna be fine. Oh, it's gonna be great. I wish it wasn't October, but again.


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[Assistant] Sense of humor. Twins in October for a guy who's living has been mostly made around hunting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the appointment was at nine. It was probably nine thirty before she came in there. There's a lot going on in your head right now.


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[Assistant] The one that concerns me is that mischievous one that was hiding in the last room. I say I got one, it's a sneaky.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I said in the video, I said, okay, gotta stop recording. And I looked at the doctor, I was like, huh? You said there was one last time.


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[Assistant] Like if you hadn't have told me there was one last time, I don't think it would have been as big of a shock because I get like twins are in my family. It happens.


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[Assistant] This is so major. They said it's on her and I got that part on video too. Cause she said, look what you did to me. And she said, she said, she said, actually this one's on you.


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[Assistant] She said, she did, she said, look what you did to me. That doctor said, aw baby, this one's on you. And I said, I said, uh huh, I got video evidence. Don't you put that on me.


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[Assistant] I get it, fool. Look, she doing something. Look, I don't envy.


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[Assistant] All you women that listen, all you women that listen and have kids, I don't envy what y'all go through in the least bit. Let me just tell you something.


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[Assistant] I gain more respect and admiration for my wife every day for doing it. Cause I mean, she been sick sick for three weeks.


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[Assistant] Amen. Oh, absolutely. I'm serious. Absolutely. We're all technically mama's boys, right? I am. Guilty as charged.


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[Assistant] Two shotguns, two fishing rods, two Polaris's, I was like. It's two girls, two weddings.


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[Assistant] Just to make this work, like I'll, I'll take the night shift. Oh, I love it so much. Lord have mercy. This has been a fine day. I guarantee you. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. Great news.


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[Assistant] I say boy, I don't know if they boy, girl, you know, they're just babies at this point. They're over on the couch. Yeah. She's just chilling. He's like, yeah, it's high pressure, windy day. We ain't going fishing. I lay down. Ain't no big deal. The other one's over there upright, like raising cane. I say, that's Brittany.


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[Assistant] Actually, really cool. So there, in Louisiana, we just had the state high school fishing tournament.


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[Assistant] And for the first time in any major fishing event at any level, supposedly a team of female anglers won the thing.


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[Assistant] Taylor and Alexis from Parkway High School out of Bossier City, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Won the Louisiana State High School Fishing Championship.


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[Assistant] That's fantastic. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. Hey, you know what, you know who's going to really go nuts, Si? Hey, Robertson. I ain't told her yet either because I didn't want the whole city to know. I've been trying to keep that, I've been trying to keep that low key. Ain't about 12, 15 people even knew before today.


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[Assistant] Wow. And every time and Kay been up here a lot last couple of times and Becky all the time saying, you need to tell Kay. I said, no, no, not yet. I ain't doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the doctor looked, she said, she said, you look kind of weird cause there's two. I said, well, yeah, man, it's a little bit shocking. I feel kind of weird cause there's two. And she looked and she said, it's better than three.


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[Assistant] Well, we had two picked out, if it was a boy and a girl. That's what Clay said. Clay said, that's where you screwed up.


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[Assistant] I mean, I know what those are if they're one and one, but if there's two of one, I ain't got a clue.


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[Assistant] Oh man, but there's, there's enough kids around here that, that's about that age that needs some funds, so. Ooh, Sage will be a great baby.


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[Assistant] And the BK is solid. Yeah, BK get on that bag. It'll be fine. But I tell you, Jolene gonna come first. She gonna get her feelings hurt if she ain't the first call.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's retired now. I guess this is kind of what she dreamed retirement would be. So there is, she got two of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was all fired up and emotional because you know, dad was a twin, so she was like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was weird. I was like, yeah, she's excited the other way and I'm over here just terrified.


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[Assistant] Then I had a couple of them that said, yeah, just, they said, I need you to call me to make sure you're not lying to me. I'm like, why would anybody, why would somebody joke about twins?


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[Assistant] That call room from the ultrasound. Last week of April, they moved it up a week since there's two of them, so there you go. Things start moving quicker. Last week of April, we're going back, so.


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[Assistant] I'll have more updates and maybe a picture or maybe some confirmation on, uh, what, what they are, if they're male or female. So I don't.


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[Assistant] There's two of them. There's two of them. Both of them right now seem to be healthy. Heart rate was like 168. That's a boy. 168 and 177.


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[Assistant] I looked up all over that stuff and the short answer is there's really no scientific evidence to back up either.


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[Assistant] But they said they're in their own little sacks and so it's going to be as few a complications as possible with twins. That's awesome. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Does Brittany know what they are? My wife would swear as she'd be like, oh, it's a boy. I'm like, you don't know. She's been saying the whole time it's a boy, but now that's proven to be false because there's two of them.


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[Assistant] Boys. Oh man, if it's to Miami, it's about to get expensive. Two boys? Yea, I don't need two more of me.


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[Assistant] I got enough hobbies and enough toys. They can share. That's the beauty of a twin. I'm not very good at that.


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[Assistant] But we'll have good retrievers, good fish cleaners. You won't even need a dog here in about 10 years. No, I'll be off. No toes. No, a 10mm socket, he go.


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[Assistant] Hey, our kids pick ducks. That's what's going to happen around here. They're going to learn. They're going to, they're going to be little rednecks. It's going to be good.


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[Assistant] He is legitimately the happiest I've seen him. I've been literally just in shock. I really am. Well buddy times three.


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[Assistant] Be a dad, man. It's cool. It's awesome.


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[Assistant] I told Brittany today, I said, look, I said, when we was leaving there, I said, I'm gonna need you to bear with me. So I'm going to make a lot of jokes over the next few days. I said, that's just my coping mechanism.


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[Assistant] So like just, just let me cope. None of it is serious. I said, but until it buries its way into that gray matter, I'm going to need to cope with this through humor. I said, also when I get off work this afternoon, I'm going fishing.


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[Assistant] Amen. There you go. Well, I didn't know we were going to do three segments about it. We'll be back right after this one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had some twins at school too, but my problem was if they weren't together, I couldn't tell them apart.


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[Assistant] If they standing side by side, I knew which one was which, but if I saw them solo, I was like, hmmmm.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Which one is? There's a fitty fitty chance here, like, uuuh. That's why you say, hey man. Hey man.


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[Assistant] I would imagine that's gonna be on my bag. Oh yeaah. There's gonna be matching outfits. Oh, one would be yellow and one would be blue.


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[Assistant] One of them is going to wear orange, the other one is going to wear purple. Well, y'all build them apart, but we won't. Now, that's going to be the fun thing.


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[Assistant] I think I would like try to confuse people too. My sister's missed her kids a couple times.


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[Assistant] I would imagine and my mother-in-law also said, Hey, look for, you know, find it, see if there's something two acres with a little cabin or something on down there. I said, you don't, don't kid. I'll fill up your inbox today. I said, I'll make you do you do that. I'll mow it. I love cutting grass.


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[Assistant] Especially when you got 20. I told Brittany, I said, it's time to move. Oh, she said, why is that? I said, I need a place with a shop. I said, I feel, I feel dad feel shop time coming.


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[Assistant] Dad feel shop time needed. You need a boat with a desk beside it. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm about to have some intimate shop time. I don't know what my next hobby is going to be of piddling in the shop, but I'm going to have to get some.


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[Assistant] No, she's the woodworker. Brittany's a carpenter in her family, not me. I ain't got the patience for it. So, but she's pretty good at it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's, she's, that's what she grew up doing with her grandfather and her dad kind of dabbles in it. And so she come from a line of, I come from a line of pipe fitters and so, you know, hammers, wrenches, make it fit. Make it work. Y'all got a whole lot of fun coming up.


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[Assistant] She teach him how to swing, I teach him how to dangle.


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[Assistant] Because it goes back to what, I think I said this a few episodes ago. What I'm afraid of is...


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[Assistant] There's two things in my opinion that everybody sucks at. Marriage and Parenthood. Because you ain't ever done either.


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[Assistant] I have no idea what to do. You can read every book. You can do everything. You can talk to everybody, but until you're there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, until you're there at 1am and this child won't quit crying and you can't figure out why, you don't know what to do. And that's the part that terrifies me.


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[Assistant] Boy, and? And I know they'll be fine. I know you figured it out. But yeaah, I agree. And I know that.


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[Assistant] But it's the learning process and all that, cause there is no book. For everything else, you can look up how to do. Want to learn how to tie a fishing knot? You can look it up. Want to learn how to do this? You can look it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me when I got in trouble, my BB gun got locked up, loaded my fishing rods and like I was a sad little cookie.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, that's what terrifies me, is all, is that, and I say, terrified may not be the right word, I don't know. That is.


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[Assistant] They gonna know that we love them, they gonna know that Jesus loves them, and the rest gonna be up to them. Amen. At the end of the day. That's all you can do. Wow. Love them.


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[Assistant] They still gonna have to learn how to touch that hot stuff.


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[Assistant] Meanwhile, I'm walking to get the burn cream because I know it's coming. There you go.


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[Assistant] I gotta eat something to beat you with.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, we'll come back from this and we'll get in that mail bag and then we'll leave y'all alone.


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[Assistant] You do have to be a spiritual leader, which he is being. Which doesn't have to take place in a church building. It helps.


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[Assistant] But it doesn't, but it is just as important to me when I see somebody that lives


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[Assistant] Outside of the church building like they do in the church building. So for his son to see him living it.


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[Assistant] Outside of those four walls, I think is extremely important. And if he loves his job and he, he's fired up and he's doing well.


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[Assistant] The time will come where he can make his own schedule and all of a sudden Sunday working won't be a thing.


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[Assistant] Except to cover for somebody, so you may have to take a short term struggle.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and if on Sunday mornings you want your child in church, odds are.


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[Assistant] Somebody that you know will take care of that for you.


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[Assistant] Uh, whether it be his grandparents going to church with them or whether it be


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[Assistant] Neighborhood friends. I mean four year old is like a really fun age, so they're like super cool to be around.


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[Assistant] To help you out, especially at four. And I think that they would have no problem helping your son get to church on Sunday mornings and do him whatever till you get off.


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[Assistant] Or whatever. There's a lot of answers in front of you. Like John Davis said, I don't know the right one other than it sounds like you're doing your best. You sound like you're doing the best you can, which is the right thing to do. I don't leave a stable job.


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[Assistant] At this point in this economy, in this world.


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[Assistant] Because you can't meet for two hours on Sunday morning.


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[Assistant] Go Sunday night, go Saturday night. When you get home on Sunday, maybe you block off two hours and you get online and you watch church with your kid. There's, there's a lot.