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[Assistant] Well, in the interim, what happened was, there was a show that was supposed to launch on Tegna in Dallas, and there was through a myriad of behind the scenes maneuverings, it fell through.


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[Assistant] Then, Tegna wanted to upscale what they were going to do in Dallas somewhere else, and Cleveland was an obvious choice for some reasons that I won't get into.


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[Assistant] Ice that 30 minute show because we've got something. We want to take this to the next level.


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[Assistant] And you know what? Dallas said you can't throw, so run against us. Let's bring it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think I know where you're leaning here because you got Kool-Aid everywhere on this set. Uhm, but 220, that's a big move for one football game.


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[Assistant] And I know that we're getting way ahead of ourselves here. But I said before the season started, imagine if this team starts two and all.


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[Assistant] Now I'll say this, because when you look at the schedule, there's nobody on the schedule that should scare them.


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[Assistant] If they do start 4-0, it's actually like 6-0 and here's why.


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[Assistant] And if they get to 4-0 and 3-0 in the division, that hill gets a lot steeper for Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Baltimore. I will say this, normally Vegas doesn't do this. Vegas does not overreact.


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[Assistant] They've got a lot of people that are crunching a lot of numbers and watching a lot of football. And when they set their lines...


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[Assistant] A lot of times you have to look and say, oh, this is a sucker bet. This is a sucker, they want me to take this bet. I'm not sure that's what's going on here. I would not have moved them this much.


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[Assistant] First of all, I wouldn't have had them that far behind the Ravens and the Bengals when the season started. I would have had it more like 200, 200, 275.


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[Assistant] Because I know what that defense is now and I believe in Jim Schwartz. So I fully expected this defense to come out and be a top five defense.


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[Assistant] Everywhere he's gone, the defense is immediately improved, dramatically improved. So I had them 275.


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[Assistant] I think what they're, what they're saying here is


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[Assistant] Not so much that wow, week one changed our mind.


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[Assistant] Again, I think that they're appropriately rated right now. Maybe still a little high. I might have them plus 230.


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[Assistant] I would have, you know, I would have moved them up significantly from week one though. The thing what's really impressive to me right now is that


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[Assistant] And we're going to talk about this later in the show, about national attention. Oh yeaah. Uhm, I know that you...


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[Assistant] Because I was in that cesspool for 17 years.


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[Assistant] And I saw how that machine works, and here's how it works. Monday night football, Sunday night football, Thursday night football, Cowboys seven times. Yep. Cowboys, they're gonna win it all. Cowboys are gonna win it all right now. The national media will always take the bait on the Cowboys and the Giants. Always and forever.


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[Assistant] It's just like they take the bait on Notre Dame. Oh lord. So, we're never gonna be happy with the way the national media is covering Cleveland.


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[Assistant] I don't pay attention to the national media. I don't consume national media. I don't know what they're saying about us. I do have conversations with friends in the national media and I reached out to about a dozen of them after week one because I and I the same dozen I reached out to before week one.


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[Assistant] But everybody to a man said they've got my attention. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, they had two turnovers. Cincinnati had none. So I'll tell you this. You can look long and hard. You are not going to find many instances in the NFL going back two decades where a team was minus two in the turnover margin and one by three touchdowns.


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[Assistant] And I think Cleveland's gonna beat Pittsburgh. I do too. So what you'll have is a Cleveland 2-0, Cincinnati and Baltimore 1-1, and Pittsburgh 0-2. And what do those odds look like? I think they'll probably shrink it a little bit, but again, I think Vegas has made its big move on the Browns.


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[Assistant] And I think that that move was an acknowledgement that, man, we missed on this team up front. They are now appropriately rated. Now,


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[Assistant] They're not going to move it again significantly after another one week. Because if they didn't learn from last year, and Vegas always learns from everything, they saw what Cincinnati was last year in week one. They lost to a Pittsburgh team that missed the playoffs and burrowed through four interceptions. They brought it together and won the division and made a deep playoff run.


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[Assistant] They really do, but you know what, guys, they really remind me a lot of the Browns. They do. They remind me a whole lot, you know, McCaffrey to Chubb. The defensive pieces, you know, DeBosa to Garrett. The back end of the defense to our back end of the defense.


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[Assistant] To ask him, to think he's going to be that player, that's a huge leap. But I think he can be a very effective player in this.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of similarities up and down the board. Now, you might say, well, quarterback, you gotta give the edge to Deshaun Watson. If you just judge it on the recent sample size. Brock Purdy ain't lost. Brock Purdy is doing his thing.


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[Assistant] I did a national podcast last night and I made this point and I'm glad that we got to that because I wanted to bring it up and I know it's Niners and then we'll move on.


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[Assistant] I think the Niners are probably as well positioned to win it as anyone because like Seattle when they won it, when Russ was on a rookie deal.


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[Assistant] That doesn't surprise me. Ask that same question in Cincinnati. You know?


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[Assistant] Back and forth between Cincinnati and Cleveland fans right now. I love it. And I love the fact that right now, I mean yea, they could flash Super Bowl appearance in our face, but all we gotta do is say head to head, we own you right now.


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[Assistant] You aren't kidding. Yeaah, you get the booze real quick.


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[Assistant] So you think the defensive line play has just gotten so much better that they're making these offensive lines look bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a fact. They're keying now on stopping 24. Right! Exactly!


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[Assistant] Look, I'm gonna give the bronze credit. He played left tackle, right? Yeah, I think he did. We played for two weeks.


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[Assistant] Really took it to the brown about the way they were handling the kicker. First of all, really the whole preseason, I felt they needed to have a kicker in camp from day one. They didn't. I thought that was a mistake.


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[Assistant] I think they gave Cade York every chance in the world, which I understand he's a draft pick, you've got something invested in him.


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[Assistant] But when they were kicking the tires on the kicker market.


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[Assistant] We sat here and dragged them over the coals for not bringing in Robbie Gold.


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[Assistant] And I know he's older, but he had all of his kicks last year. He's a Pro Bowl kicker.


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[Assistant] Some of the guys that we listed weren't available either, but we knew that they were in a kicking battle and they were likely to lose. In New England, we knew that they were going to keep the rookie and they were going to cut the veteran. But none of us, none of us mentioned Hopkins.


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[Assistant] And so far, so good. So I trust they're gonna do the same thing with tackle.


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[Assistant] Against the Cincinnati Bengals frontline that I think everyone would agree is probably slightly above average. And


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[Assistant] They didn't get the Sean Watson killed in that game. Tell me, uh, last week? Last week. Well, that's cause he's mobile. Exactly, but that's, he's gonna be mobile the rest of the year, we hope.


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[Assistant] We knew in 4.6 seconds Hudson ain't it. We knew. You think, do you think, it might have been designed.


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[Assistant] I'm saying, I haven't seen anything yet. I know Will is standing around a lot of times looking for company.


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[Assistant] Hudson wasn't it and we all knew it four snaps into the Pittsburgh game. We're like, this is going to be, Baker will leave on a gurney. Well, the Bleacher report suggests something too. They did talk about that. You sent that to the chat.


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[Assistant] Send it on Twitter. We've seen this video before. Every time I watch it, it makes me laugh. It also makes me nervous.


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[Assistant] Like, his reaction time is not exactly what we want at that position.


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[Assistant] This happens as we watch it this time at warp speed. Oh yeaah. He's making that decision in a tenth of a second to go outside leg.


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[Assistant] Can they, can they reach a status where, because in the late 80s, early 90s, it was, you know, Hanford Dixon and Frank Minifield, they were the dogs, and they were widely regarded as the best defensive backs in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Which one is most important for a defense team?


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[Assistant] They got after quarterbacks and quarterbacks got nervous and started throwing it all up in the air. I'm so excited about this defense, I can barely contain it.


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[Assistant] And you know what, I don't think we should ask him to wear bronze gear either.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can tell you, my perspective on the whole national thing when it comes to the Browns is interesting because


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[Assistant] For most of my young adult life, I was not part of the national media. And I used to get caught up in that groundswell of fans that were always complaining about how we were viewed. And I'm not talking about the cardiac kids, and I'm not talking about the Bernie Kozar years, because obviously they got their due then. Well, what was different? They won, and they won consistently. We don't deserve national love.


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[Assistant] to convince the national media that they should pay attention to us. I agree. Now, I changed my thinking into that when I went to the national media and I talked to all these guys that are making opinions and putting them on television and here's what I would hear.


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[Assistant] To quote a famous head coach, late head coach, they would, a lot, many of them would tell me they are who we think they are.


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[Assistant] Now, all of that being said, I will also say this, because I used to advocate for all Cleveland sports teams inside that campus. All the time.


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[Assistant] And a lot of them would say, aww, Jay, man, that's cute.


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[Assistant] And I was looked at as the Cleveland mascot because I was always pumping the Indians and the Browns and the Cavs. And what I finally realized and learned was it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true too. I tell you what, I don't- Fly under the radar! It's okay! And you know what?


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[Assistant] After you win consistently, three years in a row, the Browns make the playoffs. They make an AFC Championship game.


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[Assistant] Well, we saw them in real time, but we talked ourselves into, but they got Nick Chubb and they got Miles Garrett. And you know what? At the end of the day, all that was fool's gold. This is the real deal roster. This is the menu that you can eat all day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the hardest part of solving with Unsolvable Rubik's Cube is getting all of it at the same time. And we think, and we've thought this before, that's why I'm going to be cautious too, man. I'm not going to swing the pendulum to 9 and 8 to 13 and 4 after one year. I'm going to wait and see.


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[Assistant] It doesn't mean, oh, the national media likes them so they're not 3-0, they're 4-0. You gotta give them an extra win because the national media likes them. It means nothing. And guess what? They're wrong more than they're right.


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[Assistant] They are, and I can say that because I worked in an opinion show for 11 years. And if they would have put money where their mouth was, they'd have gone broke.


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[Assistant] That concept to me, go look for it. It's like people that would Google themselves or would like search their own name on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Everybody's got an opinion and it's the largest bathroom wall in the world. Anybody can write anything on it. It doesn't give them any credibility. True or false? I can't wait to take the belt this week.


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[Assistant] It's played a lot of games. They played a lot of games. I mean, you would think they'd have more than one time.


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[Assistant] See, there's gonna be some down roster guys that we just be like, what? I have no idea. This is tough. You said we're missing the obvious one, guys. Let's start going at skills positions. Was it a quarterback?


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe a tight end, a wide receiver.


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[Assistant] So we gotta get the obvious one, guys. It's right there in front of us. What about defensive line?


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[Assistant] It was awesome. I gotta tell you, the Muni lot, now, obviously, we, it's off the chain. Wait till there's seven and one, bro.


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[Assistant] I can't imagine, I can't imagine. Why stop there? 8-0. Well let's go. I mean come on, I'll see your 8-0 and raise it 10-0.


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[Assistant] Sorry about your loss. Just a reminder for all of us to squeeze every ounce of life every single day that you can. Because tomorrow is not promised. There are no guarantees. No guarantees at all.


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[Assistant] On our call this morning I said, what's overtime? He goes, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You weren't here yesterday when we did the announcement that the Guardians are going to lower ticket prices in the upper level, tickets 11 bucks for the entire final series.


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[Assistant] So that's out of the way. Let's tell you what's coming up on the show. True or false. We wanted to do it yesterday. We didn't get to it. We have a Titans beat writer coming up later in the program. Teresa Walker. She's a tremendous writer. She's a well decorated long time beat writer of the Titans. We had her on last year. She was very good. No fence writers.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be a fun segment. Uh, Jason's breaking up with a player that he's had a long-standing love affair with. I wouldn't go that far. Is that appropriately stated? No!


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[Assistant] If you thought that Deshaun Watson was getting a lot of fire, and if you follow these things closely, there was a lot of talk yesterday that perhaps there was a burner account.


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[Assistant] That Deshaun Watson started, uh, because the account came to life shortly after the Steelers game ended and this account was just firing down.


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[Assistant] No, I said this about Baker and I say this about Deshaun and I do believe this about Deshaun. If you're a quarterback in the NFL and you have rabbit ears and thin skin, that is a terrible combination. And he does have both. Baker Mayfield has both.


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[Assistant] That's admirable, it is. I used to be in that world, by the way.


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[Assistant] No, but Bull, I know this affects you because we've talked about this. Now, some people are super weird like Skip Bayless who used to tell me you would never want to read my mentions and then he let me read them for a minute and I go, Skip, how are you doing that?


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[Assistant] Every question that he asks himself from now moving forward is what I'm about to do.


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[Assistant] Or whether it's to stop and have a meal in a public restaurant, or whether it's to look at his Instagram mentions and clap back.


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[Assistant] When it was the move to get the quarterback Deshaun Watson, you were all in. Because a quarterback makes you a winner. Right, I know. However, if you're one dimensional, you'll never know what Deshaun Watson's gonna be. You need a run game. So all this is assuming that Ford isn't the guy. That's exactly right. So this is my point. I'll tell you this. At what point do you stop going?


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[Assistant] Are we going to sell or are we going to buy? And they went all in on the sale. And in the locker room, it was so bad, the next night they got no hit.


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[Assistant] Here's my fear. My fear is, and I think, I know we have eight games to judge this on, if there is a miraculous turnaround for Deshaun Watson,


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[Assistant] We said that if Deshaun Watson doesn't improve or get any worse, just plays the way he has for the next four years.


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[Assistant] This is among the absolute worst trades in pro sports. You mentioned Herschel Walker clearly.


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[Assistant] I think, so that's what you're looking at.


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[Assistant] If you have, if you can make a move that might resurrect that, I think you have to make it.


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[Assistant] Watson a little bit better, absolutely. Because right now he's one dimensional, and if they figure out. He's not one dimensional. If opposing defenses figure out that Jerome Ford's not the guy.


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[Assistant] I think Deshaun Watson's life gets a lot more miserable.


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[Assistant] But here's the problem, they ran for almost 200 yards and lost.


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[Assistant] Well, we appreciate that very much. Teresa, one of the things I want to talk about with you and we'll start there is


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it's been a mixed bag for the Titans like it has for many of the teams, including the Browns. But the one thing that I was, I was looking at a lot of numbers this week and the one thing that really jumped out to me was the number of three and outs this team has had. Particularly when you consider that they were able to beat a pretty good offensive team last week. Uh, I think they're,


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[Assistant] How do you explain that when you've got a guy like Derrick Henry who's known for moving sticks?


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[Assistant] When you look at the matchup, one of the things that jumps out is the fact that the Titans defensive secondary


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[Assistant] Wow. Thanks, Teresa. Alright, Teresa, thank you very much. Excellent information. Thank you.


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[Assistant] But if you lose this and now you're staring at Baltimore, bi-week, San Francisco, one in four could creep up on you real quick. Yes. And at one in four it's sideways.


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[Assistant] You know what you say? I've been absolutely horrible. I have not earned my money. I need to and will be better and everything I do during every second of my day is focused on that. I think he's blaming himself here though.


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[Assistant] This team and this roster should be good enough, particularly when they had Nick Chubb. Just manage the game. Just be.


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[Assistant] We win. So don't throw for 350 and 5 touchdowns, just don't throw for 2-picks. You're right.


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[Assistant] Guys, something's wrong here. I told you guys, now look, he might turn it around and have a great year. He could. It's still, there's so much football to play, but I remember when our producer upstairs at Channel 3 was talking to me about what was going on in Philadelphia.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he was, he basically used a lot more colorful language, but he basically was saying, he's not it. He is not it.


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[Assistant] After it was, after Deshaun came out and said, I'm not going to Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Then Baker said, okay, I'm going to flex my chest and use my hammer. And said, I'm not going back. And then there was no, where did you turn? That didn't happen until after the trade. No, it was immediate. Deshaun said, I'm not going to Cleveland. Then Baker said, I've got a card to play and I'm going to play it.


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[Assistant] No, it's obvious. Great weather, terrible back end of the defense, last in the NFL last year, bottom, bottom feeders this year, uh, they need a big performance. If he doesn't have a big game here, you start looking ahead and say, when does it happen?


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[Assistant] Well look, if he breaks one big run like he did against Pittsburgh, and that's what I was thinking, but I went back and I looked to see how good the Titans have been against the run.


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[Assistant] What would be your ideal workload disper- like, how would you disperse the carries? Let's say there's 25.


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[Assistant] How many are you given to ford? How many are you given to, uh, to hunt? And how many are you given to?


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[Assistant] If you, if you give them a half per quarter, you got 12 minutes on the sidelines to catch your


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[Assistant] I'm going to say it's going to be really close, but I believe in this defense. Look, what bothered me the most about Monday night, with the chub injury and the loss, it just


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[Assistant] What, here's, again, last week I said, cause we asked this question, is Deshaun Watson gonna have his breakout game? My answer was yes.


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[Assistant] He's due to have a lower second. So right now he's averaging four and a half sacks per game. Yeaah. Uh, Browns aren't scoring five touchdowns. No they're not.


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[Assistant] Guys, here's what I've decided after two games and this huge body of work to judge this year on. If we win the turnover battle in every game,


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[Assistant] Their defense is good enough that if they don't turn the football over this year, they should win double digits.


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[Assistant] There were at least two plays where I was screaming at the TV. What does he have to do to draw an actual flag on a holding cup?


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[Assistant] Uh, last play of the game, we haven't talked to you about that. Do you call holding? Defensive holding on that? Because it wasn't pass interference, because it was uncatchable.


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[Assistant] What round was he taking in? Third. What has been Andrew Berry's poison in taking receivers in that round? Third. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I have said he can't be the reason that we lose the game, and Monday night he was the biggest reason we lost the game. He was the biggest, nobody's ever, only reason.


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[Assistant] You're luck. When you put together the winning formula for a quarter to win a Super Bowl in the NFL, you need a great head coach. You need a great Super Bowl. On that list, you gotta be lucky. They've lost two starters in two games.


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[Assistant] Let's just hope that that's it on the luck front, on the injury front, that we've had our bad luck, it's out of the way, cause I don't know that this team can survive if you lose another starter on the offense.


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[Assistant] I know it was just one play, but the rookie quarterback for Carolina. Who may not play this week. Bless his soul, you know. Not only is he playing this week.


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[Assistant] I mean, so this game is, everybody always says, and I'm sure you've heard them say this too, I always love talking to rookies after about half a season and saying, okay, so what's the biggest difference? Without hesitation, oh, the speed of the game. The speed of the game. Oh, for sure. And you know when things speed up,


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[Assistant] This gets goofy. Yep. And we're seeing it for sure with the Juan Jones. We saw it with the Carolina's quarterback as a rookie and his head must be spinning.


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[Assistant] With our defensive front, we should be in their backfield.


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[Assistant] Or over you. Yeah. Okay, Mike, where are we going?


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[Assistant] You just pick one side and stay with it like you did last time.


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[Assistant] They beat him 45 to 40 a couple of years ago, didn't they?


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[Assistant] The only playoff meeting between these two teams. Boy, I remember that game.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, here it is. Wow. He's wearing a Deshaun Watson jersey. I got to tell you, I did not have that on my bingo card for today. Word on the street is he


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[Assistant] I have to root for him. But look, when you wear that 230 million dollar bullseye on your chest, you better be able to take incoming like that.


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[Assistant] I think we will. I think you're right. Has great stuff as always. What a talent. What a talent.


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[Assistant] I mean, what he's doing there is so difficult and he's turning them in hours.


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[Assistant] Is it over? I'm back?


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[Assistant] Sebastian. He must be somewhere else right now. Dammit, he doesn't have anything to do with this.


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[Assistant] I know, but if Ruvik leaves with him, there must be some way to stop him.


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[Assistant] They knew. They knew what Leslie was capable of. Damn it, why would they hide that from me?


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[Assistant] We had a stem terminal here, on the lowest floor.


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[Assistant] If Leslie's in here with me, he's probably headed there. And that may be my way out of here.


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[Assistant] I can barely see anything in here. Chemical lights. Better than nothing, I guess.


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[Assistant] Ruvik. No. Ruben. This was where he was doing his research with us. We were just using him. And I doubt he's the first.


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[Assistant] That sound in the patrol car must have been when Jimenez activated it. Joseph, Sebastian, Oscar. They were all pulled in with me. The Stem and Beacon. That's where it all started. There must be a way to get out of this world from there.


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[Assistant] His daughter then his wife? One right after the other? No wonder he always seems so closed off.


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[Assistant] Sebastian. He and Joseph weren't supposed to be involved. It shouldn't have happened like this.


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[Assistant] Beacon. I just hope I can get there before he does.


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[Assistant] Sebastian and Joe 15. I dragged you into this. What have I done?


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[Assistant] Did Ruvik send you? Well I hope he gets the message.


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[Assistant] Ruvik's trying to take control of him. Maybe I can stop him.


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[Assistant] I hope that bastard doesn't come back. For your sake, Leslie.


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[Assistant] You don't understand. You don't know what you'll become.


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[Assistant] I'm connected. Just like everyone else. I'm getting out of here.


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[Assistant] Sebastian, listen to me. Stop. Your interests are the same as ours.


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[Assistant] This world is a nightmare. But I'm not afraid of you anymore.


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[Assistant] They were right. I failed. But they didn't count on you. I owe you one.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the real world Sebastian. I hope you find what you're looking for.


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[Assistant] No. It's Rubick. He's making all of this.


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[Assistant] Fuck you! I've had enough of this, I'll kill you right here!


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[Assistant] Lay down your lives to stop any intruders! Prove your loyalty to me!


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[Assistant] Actually I've never done any other podcasts I've been asked to and I've never done it.


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[Assistant] So I come here once a year, roughly. I usually come in your summertime, but this time I came in your fall. It was beautiful. I kinda like this time of year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uhm, I come out for roughly like four weeks at a time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, being away from Perth, my city, I mean I love Perth and I miss Perth, but it's such a small town and it's so behind the times and they don't really fuck with me like America fucks with me.


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[Assistant] I know I have fans out there, but Perth as a whole is such a, uhm, it's like an old town.


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[Assistant] No influences are respected there, it's la- like what I do is sort of laughed out there and-


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[Assistant] Yeah, if I'm ever in the headlines for anything, which sometimes I occasionally am, uhm.


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[Assistant] Yes, because they idolise Americans and it's different because...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're coming to Perth, whereas like all Australia as a whole, but I'm like from there and I don't know. So I don't know. I'm going to say it's like 50 50, but yeah, just to get out of Perth is really nice. And I love LA. Like the weather here is amazing.


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[Assistant] I always go to this, I stay on the beach so I stay in like Santa Monica area and I just like chill out and...


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[Assistant] I do a bit of collab work, but more so just, uhm, just relax and like...


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[Assistant] Sydney and Melbourne definitely have more influences than people who do social media full time, uhm, and...


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[Assistant] Possibly, but I've never wanted to live there. I'm very close with my family and they're all living in Perth and I've got dogs there and I just would never leave.


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[Assistant] I feel like I should have done it like 25, 26. That was like sort of the, oh, it's not the peak of my career cause I'm, I'm only


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[Assistant] Getting more and more, uhm, getting more and more followers as the years go on.


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[Assistant] Oh, for sure, for sure. Like I'm building a house right now and I'm building it so I can have like...


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[Assistant] But dogs are just like, I don't know, I have a connection with them. That's like my wolf, my nickname Wolfie, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's hard for me to be, to really like connect with them or be friends with them.


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[Assistant] That's sweet though, it's still like you connect with animals and I respect that a lot.


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[Assistant] I mean my mum rescues chickens from the, um, like the cages and from them being egged chickens, so. She's not a chicken lady, she's a farm woman, but.


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[Assistant] Very, very humble and which is great. I need that. I think if I could move to LA, I'd be like, yeah, I'm that bitch. But, which I am still, but like I can be like that, can do everything I could do in LA.


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[Assistant] In Perth, I guess there's probably more opportunity here in LA for maybe other things, like doing interviews like this, uhm, but.


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[Assistant] It would be hard to sort of get a bit more recognized and noticeable out here, but that's cool. Like, yeah, I definitely don't need to, don't feel the need to move here, but I love your city.


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[Assistant] I was just, yeah, I did sort of an East coast tour within like Baltimore, Philly, New York, Boston.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was in the UK and I've been to the UK, Europe and New Zealand and all around Australia.


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[Assistant] That's so me though, like, uh, I found myself just like in my hotel room, my very comfortable hotel room, and just getting like uber eats and watching movies, but uhm,


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[Assistant] No, I'm, I'm the manager in my head, cause I am my own manager, will be like, you need to organise this collab, you need to go out and like, do this and this and this. So, I'm trying to force myself to do a little bit more, but.


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[Assistant] While I'm traveling, like I said, I like to relax and just find some awesome places to eat. Cause I am a, I am a chef, um, originally, and that's what I worked as a qualified chef for eight years. So, and on top of that, I'm just a natural foodie. So I love to eat. So I'm just trying to find all the good spots to eat out around here and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's how I somewhat feel that here, like even my mom was mentioning, like, you gotta take advantage, you know, make the most of why you're here, Jamie, probably not, you know, as I discussed, um, my house will be finished soon, so.


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[Assistant] When I start adopting these dogs, I'm not, I'm not probably not gonna come to America for a little while. So mum was like, make the most of it, Jen, really.


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[Assistant] So I do feel like part of me is just like, yeah, you need to really take advantage of the time that you're here and do as much as you can, but then the lazy older side of me is just like, just chill.


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[Assistant] No. Just... hit your ass in bed and stay home, alright?


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[Assistant] I mean everyone meets diff- people in different ways for sure. I'm not gonna- but for me personally I wouldn't- I mean I don't go clubbing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no. The proper, like, legit photo shoots are like...


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[Assistant] You, you get like hungry after and you're like exhausted and you're like, why? What have I been doing? And then it's like, it's kind of hard work, but I am a chef and I work like, I did an apprenticeship. I like work like very fucking physical, long hours, like 14 hour shifts, seven days a week. So I know what physical hard work feels like. And I, then I kind of went from that to sort of modeling or.


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[Assistant] Entrepreneurship or whatever it is that you want to categorise what I do, but uhm.


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[Assistant] It's, yeaah, I know what physical hard work feels like, so I'm not going to say modelling ain't that hard, but yeaah, you kind of just like, you have to focus for sure.


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[Assistant] We got like that, uhm, I don't know if you have it here, it's called Hippie Herb, I think it's an Australian company, but it's like all natural stuff that you can take for that situation and it fucking works.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I was like the class clown, I was like, I was the one like organizing the parties at school and I would just be, I would fuck around so much and I would be at the principal's office all the time and


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you got like the whole, every student in the whole school came to it.


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[Assistant] And then uhm, I made, in the next school I went to, I made one of the teachers quit because I made the whole class go on strike.


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[Assistant] She was a psych, she herself was crazy and she's, yea, anyway, I don't wanna go into that. I don't wanna call her out.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, Americans take things very seriously.


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[Assistant] Graffitiing on like lockers and just, I don't know, just posing a rocker. But in the end, I did- I came out good.


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[Assistant] I worked as a qualified chef for yeaah, all together, about 8 years.


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[Assistant] And then, sort of social media kind of just took over and I wasn't sort of expecting it and I ran my own catering company for quite a few years until it got to the point where like,


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[Assistant] I couldn't ignore the following that I had and it would have been a, uhm,


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[Assistant] An opportunity missed if I hadn't really taken advantage of the...


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[Assistant] The following that I had and really maximise that through, um,


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[Assistant] Yeah, catering. Yeah, I worked as, yeah, I just, uhm, I cooked like healthy meals because I'm really into fitness and so everyone at my gym knew I was a chef and they'd be like, oh, can you cook me this? Like, I need to do my meal prep for the week and I'd have like, in the end, I was cooking like a hundred meals by myself for, uhm, people every week. Whoa. And then,


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[Assistant] I started writing recipe books and, oh sorry, ebooks.


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[Assistant] And I'd sell them online along with like work- like workouts to go with them.


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[Assistant] It was more just like fitness stuff. So it was a lot of workout videos and I sort of got my around that time. I've got my first like minor, very, very minor sponsorship through like, um, health and fitness brands. And so.


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[Assistant] I sort of had the, the chefing sort of, um, overlapped by having the, the ebooks, the recipe books, um, the workouts and then sort of, um, social media sponsorships sort of grew over that and then.


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[Assistant] I still, so I still to this day sell my recipes and my workouts, but uhm, there's obviously way more opportunity that I took advantage of.


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[Assistant] My face and makeup done, my hair was always nice, and then, you know, I'm in my chef jacket, so I'm fully covered, but like, yeaah, I used to cop a lot of shit.


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[Assistant] But I wasn't about my looks either at the time. I'm very good at what I do in regards to cooking and I also, yeah.


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[Assistant] I was grew- it was embedded in my head by my parents that, you know, looks don't matter at all and you need to make- you need to become a chef because I was always cooking for my family since such a young age and my aunties and-


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[Assistant] Extremely talented chef, so they could see that and they're like, that's sort of the path that you're gonna go down. And I was like, I did it until I was like 25 and I was like, nah, fuck that.


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[Assistant] She's so stunning, like I can't even get over it.


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[Assistant] Everything about her from head to toe. I wanna meet her, where is she?


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[Assistant] Oh, that'd be so cool. And can I get some food?


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[Assistant] Well there's like so many places that I haven't eaten that I was like, you know what would be cool doing like a mukbang?


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[Assistant] And what about, yeaah. Probably the same for Popeyes too, right? Like anything that's like fried, you need to eat it straight away.


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[Assistant] I get the quarter, uh, with my extra heart.


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[Assistant] Uhm, with the peri peri chips, just like extra, extra hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what, Australia Nando's, cause the UK, no other Nando's do this, but Australian Nando's do ribs.


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[Assistant] Girls who did that and think, oh yeaah, I wanna be that. I kinda looked at them like, oh, I couldn't and wouldn't do that. I dunno.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that. We should definitely be empowering women to feel comfortable enough to do that and not, uhm, bringing them down for feeling confident in their own skin, especially a lot of these girls, including myself.


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[Assistant] Like, I just hated my body and I hated the reaction it got from men and women, just constantly girls coming up to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know, don't know if I saw it as positive because I was just like, oh, I don't want to be, I don't want to be constantly just like how, look that instead at, but uhm, in public when I was younger for sure, it was hard for me to deal with then. But I got over that and I thought that it's actually like a beautiful thing to embrace your body and I,


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[Assistant] Not that there's anything wrong with, uhm, enhancing the way he looks.


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[Assistant] You don't have to do that. A lot of men and women appreciate natural bodies and it's a lot less painful.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I began to accept it and like it at some point. When did that start to kick in? I must have accepted it and liked it at some point to be able to sort of post. I do remember someone saying to me, you've kind of gone from one extreme from a girl I used to know that would wear like rat, I don't know what you call it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, to, you know, posting in your bikini and like, good on you for it, but it's just like, yeaah, it definitely did change. I think it's a, it was a positive change because I can finally...


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[Assistant] Sort of own who I am and uhm, take back some, it's almost like a power thing, like, you know, you're taking back that and just being like, yeah, this is how I look and what, like.


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[Assistant] And I'm happy with it and I don't wanna change and, and if there's a way to make money from it, I'm gonna fuckin' do it.


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[Assistant] Yes, and workouts. So WorldStar made me their fitness girl of the week for like a year straight. God bless. Really? Yes.


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[Assistant] I knew Q like before he passed and sort of uhm, just got to know him and that's when they started sharing my stuff and he wanted me to do some original content for them and just the other day I did do some original content for them while I'm here. Really?


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[Assistant] I, yeah, so that's sort of, it was mostly just my workout videos and then I started doing basketball videos and they.


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[Assistant] Almost as soon as I'd post a basketball video, whilst I would reshare it within minutes. So I was always very appreciative of that. And even just like if I took like a little selfie video of me in a bikini, which is...


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[Assistant] Automatically almost go, go to Worldstar as well because they've obviously got like hot new hip hop on it, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, sort of collaborations that I do through Instagram.


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[Assistant] It's not a lot cause I do bundles. So like bundles of like 20 videos at a time. So my rates definitely do go down for that. Um, but my rates for other things such as cause I'm a bang athlete. Oh, you do the bang energy thing. Okay. Yeah. I rep bang. I love them. And so they pay extremely well in comparison. So that's what


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[Assistant] I, I adore working with Bama. They're just great to work with and, uhm.


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[Assistant] Well it's just like we're under contract with them and it's a very, it's a very thorough contract that I have like lawyers to read over and stuff so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, you go with, yeah, so I have my own merch as well, but like, yeah, you've got much more extensive stuff, which is awesome.


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[Assistant] Uhm, sort of brand, cause my brand, my company's called Wolfgang, okay, and, and so I, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, once you have your own thing, you sort of like, you're like, that's my thing and I want to push that rather than like focus on other people's brands and like having to do that. But you don't, I mean, you don't have to, you can always just push your own brand if you want to, but there's, there's more money to be made and I'd be stupid to not take some opportunities.


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[Assistant] And I do like one-offs for maybe like, uh, for example, like sports betting apps and maybe like some basketball brands, like actual basketball.


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[Assistant] But uhm, I don't care about that. Who else used to follow me? Uhm, I don't know. Yea, a couple of NBA players.


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[Assistant] Yes and no, because Instagram have for sure become way more strict with what's allowed on it.


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[Assistant] So this past year, I haven't really been able to and that's sort of why I started OnlyFans is because a lot was getting taken down off and it wasn't even like, I would never post anything that's like...


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[Assistant] So that's kind of why I headed towards, uhm, OnlyFans and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess over the years, like you said, I definitely have been more comfortable with, uhm,


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[Assistant] Not right now, no. Definitely, I definitely used to be more sexual than I am now, but...


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[Assistant] I would see guys. I mean, yeah, obviously like being in relationships and when I have been, I'm a very sexual person because I want to like be with them. But, um, and then like since relationships, I guess when you see guys, that's what you want to do. But I've been like steadily single recently. And so like, that's not a priority and or important to me right now.


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[Assistant] And it doesn't excite me or make me happy.


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[Assistant] To like do that right now, I'm just like really focused on my career and my job and my family and building a house and furthering my business, so.


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[Assistant] So yeah, in a way, I'm not trying to be like, oh, it's like, that's a fake germ. It's definitely like a part of me. And it's still there. And I've always been somewhat of a sexual person. Otherwise, like, how could I?


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[Assistant] You know, put that image out there if I wasn't at all, but it's definitely not like a priority to me right now.


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[Assistant] I post lots of videos on there, and I don't post as many videos on Instagram, and I interact with my fans on there, so you will get more, but I haven't done nudity.


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[Assistant] I don't really care what people think, but it's just like when friends and family be like, oh, I'm going to Google OnlyFans because Jem keeps going on about it. And then they say it's like, oh, it's a porn site. And I'm just like, I don't do that, but.


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[Assistant] I've got a lot of my friends that are fully into fitness unto OnlyFans and they just post like extra content that's like workout videos on there and like people freaking paying for that and


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[Assistant] Paying like triple what I charge and they're paying for like more workout videos. So it's just like, OnlyFans is a platform for anyone who believes that their content is of quality or of certain value. So it's not just for that, but definitely people use it for that. And so does Patreon as well and any other of those platforms.


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[Assistant] Uhm, men and women would probably like to see that if that's what-


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[Assistant] If that's what you're like willing to do. If not, you still have quality content and I think your content is of value and you've got to, people get to a certain point where they go, oh.


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[Assistant] I'm sick of putting out free content, um, that it takes a lot of time and effort and I have to pay photographers and videographers for their time. So it's just like, I want to get something back and I want to, instead of going maybe via YouTube where you're just getting paid for like advertising and constant adverts put through your video, you just get it directly from your fans.


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[Assistant] And then maybe it doesn't come out on YouTube for a couple days. I thought somehow you had something live. We used to do live. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I thought that was the best interview ever. You know that? And then like, oh, you've got some absolute bangers in- of interviews, like the Selena Power one.


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[Assistant] I just think her and some other girls that you've had on your podcast need to maybe, or they don't need to, they can do whatever they want, but I feel like they should humble themselves a little bit and I don't really like when people come on podcasts and just brag about


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[Assistant] The way that Selena Power just like, I think that's her whole thing though is like because she drags rappers and...


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[Assistant] Come on, there's got to be like more to you. I'm sure she's got brains and I'm sure she's got more to herself than just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta talk about maybe something other than just, like...


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[Assistant] I mean, his girlfriend's Jenna and- Not anymore! The fact that she just- Oh shit, that was like three days ago. They broke up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've talked to famous guys and I definitely, uhm.


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[Assistant] I could get as messy as Selena right now, but I just would do that.


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[Assistant] Oh, I hadn't said. Like, there's the thing, I don't like name-dropping, I don't think it's...


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[Assistant] Fair on that person as well, just like, what we had was private and it should remain that way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't give you any tea today, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] But like the fact that you- I still can't get over the fact that you said I would be a good match with Aaron Carter like- Wait.


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[Assistant] He just talked a whole lot of shit and I hate people who just sit there in this way. He sounds like all his ho- I'm not shitting on him as a person. But he just sounds like he uhm, just needs to really like justify himself to everyone and just be like, validate me, validate me, like, I did this and I got that and I've sold-


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[Assistant] We don't really have celebrities in Australia, as in like, we have, obviously have famous actors, but they all live here. And our celebrities are like, athletes.


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[Assistant] You have to really keep it real in Australia and no one likes people who brag about things and that's why I have to be careful in how I come across too because I am Australian and I do live there so I need to make sure I'm not like out here just...


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[Assistant] Being like, I'm this and I'm that and I'm, like, how you could get away with it in LA. You could flex on everyone here and it's just like, oh, that's just regular schmuggy a little bit.


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[Assistant] I do think about having kids a lot. Uhm, matter of fact, it's something that I've wanted, I've wanted to be a mother. I know, I'm, I'm here to be a mother. Uhm, whether, whether it's-


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[Assistant] No, doesn't she like, wanna get pregnant like tomorrow? I dunno.


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[Assistant] I doubt someone like her could come between you guys. What you have is awesome.


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[Assistant] After having said all that. No, I'm absolutely like not looking for a relationship right now. However, I do want children at some point and I'm not necessarily relying on a man, oh sorry, relying on a partner.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 100%. If, if, if that's what it comes to, obviously that's not my first choice and that's should, I don't think that's anyone's really first choice. Everyone wants to do it in the natural way, but I'm not going to sit around and rely on, rely on having a boyfriend and just selling for that when I get to the age where it's just like not going to be an opportunity.


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[Assistant] Not now, but no, they're fine now, but like I plan on doing that.


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[Assistant] Something I care too much about, I don't need to do that right now. Plus I need to be looking after the dogs that I'm...


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[Assistant] In America, people hear Jen when I'm at Starbucks and stuff. They just write down Jen and I'm like...


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[Assistant] Like, uhm, people think my name's Jemma, but my full name is Jemima.


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[Assistant] Which is apparently like a traditional African American women's name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. And I've been told the whole story on that so I was like, oh.


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[Assistant] About only in America, cause like, no one knows what that's in Australia, it's like something else that's not that funny.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No one else is gonna be able to relate to that anywhere else in the world.


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[Assistant] I'm not even an aunt, I really want to be an aunt more than I want to be a mother to be fair, so then I can really be aunt Jemima.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my brother is married and I hope that he will probably reproduce in the next year or two.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have, I have an exclusive that I haven't told anyone, but I don't know when this is gonna be coming out. Probably about a week.


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[Assistant] Which I've been working on for so long now, so I cannot wait to like, be selling that.


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[Assistant] It's just like, oh I can show you that. It's also just like beachy, like a little bit revealing.


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[Assistant] OnlyFans was in high demand, and when that happened that went crazy, but uhm,


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[Assistant] From there, the only other thing that's been in demand that I haven't done is like a calendar or...


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[Assistant] Maybe merch would sell better if it was just like a bikini photo of me on t-shirt, but like,


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[Assistant] Her name, I like her name and it's like, it's like catchy.


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[Assistant] Thank you. And you know what, I met someone in, uh, New York that was from LA who said he knows a lot of Perth girls or he knows a lot of Australian girls who leave and live in LA and just shit on Australia and be like, oh, I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I hate Perth, I hate wherever in Australia. And that makes me sad because...


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[Assistant] Gotta represent my country, like, I'm not saying I'm a representative for the country, but I gotta show love, so yeaah, I love Australia.


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[Assistant] I wanted to ask what note, where the name No Jumper came from.


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[Assistant] I don't know, he's, he's like the OG track.


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[Assistant] Or Titanic, where Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Daniel Kaluuya.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today I'm in here with one old friend.


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[Assistant] And so this is some Italian shit or what is this? Columbia. Columbia? Yes. Okay, I'm not very terribly well researched as you can probably tell. Uh, how'd you guys become friends?


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[Assistant] Just hive mine, like you, are you, do you guys think yourselves like a group? Are you guys like amigos yet?


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[Assistant] Right, how did you get into this world? How did you make your life before all this shit?


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[Assistant] Wow, really? So your fans are like the 6ix9ine fans and shit, right? They're reposting like you, Lil Pump talking about his jewelry, somebody smoking a blunt, 6ix9ine.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, so what's on the OnlyFans? That's why I was wondering.


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[Assistant] See this is some kind of like weird change that has happened now where all of a sudden we've got Colombians coming to our country and taking all of our American hard earned dollars so that we can see them naked on the internet.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's coming from all sides, it's not just Mexico, it's like, they're coming for our, you know, you can't just come to America and be like a day laborer because they kinda got that market on lock.


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[Assistant] It's about to be like that to all the hot chicks coming from South America and stuff.


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[Assistant] No. No, I agree, Colomb- all Hispanic women are super-


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[Assistant] But you know what we're lucky is that like China is the biggest growing economic force in the world. They're taking up a lot of the jobs and stuff, but they're not going to take over the OnlyFans market because they're not thick.


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[Assistant] But you know what's crazy about her though, is that she will trick you into thinking, like I think I saw her one time do like a eight dick


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[Assistant] Like blow bang or like whatever, but it's all fake dicks. She's sucking a bunch of fake dicks at the same time.


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[Assistant] So what is keeping you from crossing that line and just doing real porn? I think that's what the world wants. They want the private snap, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, but, you know, from my experience, you don't want to be surprised, you want to know that you're doing anal way in advance because she's going to have to be thinking about it, eating gummy bears.


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[Assistant] Right, no that's real cause one time I did an anal threesome with my girl and this other porn star and they were on this crazy diet for like 24 hours beforehand where they're only eating certain things and stuff and then when we finally did it


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't see any specks, particles, nothing.


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[Assistant] Wow, okay. Quick break here. Speaking of anal sex, our sponsor today is Eagle Energy. Eagle Energy is this amazing caffeine pen. If you guys want one, we can actually hook it up. It's just like a vape pen, but instead


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[Assistant] It gets you caffeinated, it's like drinking coffee or stu- or, or, or pounding a red bull or something, but it's in pen forms, no unnecessary calories, nothing like that. Yuri, move, you fucking idiot, you're standing right in front of it. Google, all you have to do is go to eagle.energy, promo code, nojumpert22 for 22% off. It's really great. You guys wanna try it? You wanna try it?


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[Assistant] That's a real endorsement right there, I didn't tell them we were gonna do that or anything.


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[Assistant] Nojumper22 if you want 22% off. So, this podcast is sponsored by Eagle Energy. Anyway, back to you guys' energy. What were we talking about, buttholes?


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[Assistant] Well, to be honest, that might be a pretty good, like, starter size if you wanted to sort of figure out what exactly you could get in there, because it's kind of thin.


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[Assistant] I don't, I just go for a straight dick pic in the DMs, so. I'm that guy.


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[Assistant] No, do you like- I throw money. You smash your face in a bunch of boobs and stuff?


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[Assistant] I want a girl who smells like seven or eight hundred other guys that she's grinded up on in the course of the night. Just making a living though, really, just taking care of the kids.


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[Assistant] No Jumper Kush available in stores. Head to your local dispensary, Californians in particular, and let them know that you want no Jumper Kush available. Harass an employee. That's just some of my advice for y'all.


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[Assistant] And chill out and do a no jumper interview. You can't smoke on here though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's real. I just began high and then like all of a sudden my girlfriend can tell that anything she's saying to me is not really entering my brain.


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[Assistant] So you didn't take to the American cocaine, but the weed is cool? You're okay with the weed? Oh yea, yea, I love weed.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's why. Because all those early Wu-Tang albums...


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[Assistant] Dustheads. They were all smoking dust making that shit. Especially the first one. It's one of the greatest rap albums of all time. You could smoke dust and you would all of a sudden make the greatest Instagram skit of all time. You would think of some shit.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this, so you're all natural still to this day?


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[Assistant] Colombian white. Uhm, damn, that's interesting though. So, neither of you guys are gonna go for the booty treatment? You don't think you need it? It's not worth it?


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[Assistant] Right. But I feel like every girl now says that they're going to get the mommy makeover after they have a kid and get the fake ass and all that stuff. So like I'd be low key like hoping that they get pregnant because I want to see how they look after they get them.


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[Assistant] Right. If he's ugly, if the kid's ugly, then get off my timeline.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a lot of people that that's true for. I just, I feel like I know a lot of girls, like there's this girl Carly Gray who just had a kid and she looks fucking great. She looks fine. And I don't think that she lost any momentum really like while she was pregnant.


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[Assistant] See, this is why we were having this conversation the other day because my girl just started a new Instagram that's more like clean so she can put stuff that doesn't have anything to do with her being naked on the internet and stuff. But then there's crazy examples. Do you guys see Bretanya187 on Halloween? She's walking around, she's got some crazy ass outfit on and she's got her kids. The kids are dressed up like a fucking joker, I believe it was. And it's like a mom and kids Halloween costume. And this is the thing though.


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[Assistant] If she didn't have such a crazy body, nobody would be looking at that like it was fucked up, but because she has such a monster ass and huge boobs and stuff, people look at it like it's super sexual. And it is kind of a sexual Halloween costume, but it's not really like, like if she was shaped like a fucking twig, if she was, if she was some 300 pound chick,


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[Assistant] Nobody's going to be looking at it like it's fucked up, which is kind of interesting to me. If it was you guys looking the way you guys look, people would be looking at it like, oh, that's kind of crazy, right?


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[Assistant] Right. I was talking to this rapper the other day at this music festival I went to and he had his girl with him and my girl was talking to his girl and I guess she said, my girl was like, why, why'd you come to these things? And she was like, well, if I don't come, then I know he's going to be around other bitches and shit and I'm going to be mad as fuck. So I figured I might as well just come. I'm like,


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[Assistant] But what if you know he was getting some fucking top backstage at the rap show?


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[Assistant] My girl, she needs, she knows she needs to have a very long leash when it comes to work and stuff that she can't really be telling me not to do a million interviews and stuff. But she, you know, we have a good communication now where it's like if there is something important to her, like if


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[Assistant] You know, we'll just, we schedule it. Like that's, I'm just all about my calendar now at this point. It's like, if she wants to go to the movies, she knows that she needs to kind of tell me in advance, like, yo, like, can we go to the movies Friday?


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[Assistant] Put it in the calendar that way, like I know it's coming up because my brain is just so fucked with so much shit coming into it that I can't remember anything. And if she says Monday, like, yo, let's go get dinner and go to the movies on Friday.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna think about it again at all. Period. Unless you put it in my calendar or kind of remind me and stuff. So she's kind of like figured out how to communicate with me because I am a child.


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[Assistant] No, but I could definitely I've thought about actually I was interviewing this like


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[Assistant] Gangbanger basically yesterday, this guy Wack100, formerly a gangbanger, now he's a business guy, and he's showing me that he created a diaper, like a special diaper that was like really absorbed, like it absorbed better and stuff. I don't know why he invented this diaper.


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[Assistant] And he like went out and like found out, like he found this like stretchy material that was like really absorption, absorbent and stuff so that he can invent this diaper. And I'm still like.


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[Assistant] Honestly, if this dude actually gets those fucking diapers made and actually like creates a successful business out of this.


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[Assistant] Alright, makes sense. It's not that big of a stretch. But if you go out into the world and you invent a diaper after all these years gangbanging and you invent a diaper.


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[Assistant] But do you guys feel like you have to pump a kid out soon because otherwise you're, you're...


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[Assistant] Female reproductive organs might shrivel up and just not work anymore.


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[Assistant] What if you got some like really premium dick? What if you like, you just happen to like, just end up shacked up with...


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[Assistant] I'm half expecting my girl to just be like, listen, like everything's great, but I just really am looking for something in a black guy.


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[Assistant] They can't, no, they can't, but that's what somebody warned me when I went to Russia, they're like, don't fall for any of these girls.


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[Assistant] How legitimate is any relationship where you have somebody who presumably has a lot of money and influence and wealth and privilege and stuff and then they go to a poorer country and just sort of pick somebody out that has nothing in common with them in any kind of cultural level that has no clue about your way of life. You're living in the lap of luxury compared to where they're at.


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[Assistant] Like if, if I was single tomorrow and I went and met some pretty 21 year old that has nothing going for her and she's like out of college or whatever and I start dating her, it's like what is that relationship when I have so much life experience, I've done so much with my life already and then you're gonna meet somebody that realistically hasn't really like


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[Assistant] I feel like if I were to start dating somebody that hadn't really done anything yet in their life or didn't have a lot of life experience.


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, like how are we gonna build something together when you, and also when you're young, when you're in like your early twenties and stuff, it's like you're still figuring out who you are.


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[Assistant] I don't want to be in a relationship where I'm basically like, dealing with somebody whose identity is so malleable that I'm basically like instilling who they are in them. Even though, I mean maybe it would work out, it just doesn't really seem.


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[Assistant] But it's all an evolution of where I'm at right now, I think, you know?


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[Assistant] Do you think I could go to Columbia and fall in love with a girl there without her just basically being ex- just exploiting this gringo motherfucker?


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[Assistant] You take care of them. You're making the food.


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[Assistant] I wanna go out to Columbia with my girlfriend and just find some, some girls to just bring home and just let them sort of.


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[Assistant] You know, they could be like strippers, slash, like clean the house, slash, clean the cat shit, slash. No? Laura's saying no. She doesn't think it's a good idea.


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[Assistant] But that's, you know what I heard? I heard that like, Colombian girls are kinda taking over like, the private snap market.


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[Assistant] They're all hot as hell. They got, they're not coming from a lot of money, so their standard for what a good amount of money is is low. And so then they can kind of come into the game and they don't have all these like worries that American girls have about it. They're just like,


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[Assistant] Right. All those world star posts, Jesus Christ, they should be given a percentage of whatever you're making. That would have been smart if they had said, listen, we're gonna take


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[Assistant] But you know, I don't think that there's that much good stuff that comes to you in life in the long run from just fucking everything. And I say that as a guy who basically like tried to fuck every girl I met for the many, many years in the beginning of my life. It just doesn't seem like you really, cause I sometimes think, you know, I'll see guys who are sort of like in my position and they're just fucking so many girls and I'm just like,


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[Assistant] Number one, I don't think I could be doing as good a job with my current career if I was putting, you know, huge amounts of time and energy into that. And also it's like, what do you get from the end of that? When I think about it, it's like all the random pussy I got in my life.


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[Assistant] Did it really, like, make me a better person? Like, I have some cool memories, like, I definitely, like, jerk off and think about some fun times I had, but that's not really.


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[Assistant] At least in the long run. I mean, isn't that weird that you can count on that, that when you meet a guy, everything that he's saying to you is a calculated decision to make you, to increase the chance of you fucking him.


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[Assistant] There's always somebody tougher. There's always the cartel. Like you could walk around with a big old desert eagle on you every single day. It doesn't matter because if you have two dudes that run up on you with guns, you're done.


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[Assistant] I'm just telling you my thoughts today. Everyone I've known in my life who acted tough, you know, it's only how long you can keep that facade up.


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[Assistant] Okay, what if the dude who smacks is out her asses with the cartel? So if your man says anything to them, they're gonna beat the shit out of them.


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[Assistant] I mean if you go out on the town zanned out drinking and you get beat up, it's not just like you got beat up, you got beat up because you were slipping, you were moving around like a fucking idiot. It's like, if you are in public getting zanned out, starting fights with people, drinking,


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[Assistant] That's the shitty part about being famous though is I don't even feel like, I don't feel like if I win a fight that there's any kind of win because I'm gonna get fucking sued or I'm gonna get arrested and it's gonna cost me a lot of money. It's kind of like, I don't feel like if I just knock somebody out that that's really a win because I feel like it's coming back to get me real quick.


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[Assistant] One time, one time somebody, uh, it was, I actually saw this really weird situation happen where there was two black chicks in New York arguing with each other and some white dude goes, world star, and then this other black lady was there, immediately starts screaming at the guy calling him racist.


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[Assistant] You know, to just like, use world star as this like blanket term for any time that two people of color might get into it. That's kind of fucked up.


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[Assistant] I mean for me at this point in my life, I'm not really that concerned with like proving that I'm tough or anything, so I feel like if I got into a fight and there was like a boulder on the ground, I'd probably like pick the boulder up.


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[Assistant] You never know if it's gonna be fucking Ronda Rousey and she's gonna knock you out. She's gonna knock you out. You might get into a fight with a UFC fighter.


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[Assistant] These bitches are so tough, but they're so boring. And UFC kinda has that problem in general. Like once in a while you get like a snazzy fun champion, but for the most part it's like...


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[Assistant] You know, everybody's just kind of boring because they spend all their fucking time in the gym. Anyway, what I'm saying is I think you guys should become cage fighters.


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[Assistant] Do you ever think about becoming like a, like a right wing type girl, like, like a Tommy Loran and all of a sudden you're out there with your MAGA hat and like just kind of go in that direction?


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[Assistant] Trump's an OG scammer. So I can see definitely, if you like Trump, you might also want to date like somebody who's, you might want to date TJX6, some credit card scammer.


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[Assistant] You guys might like him. Oh no, he might be around. He's on tour with Ski Mask.


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[Assistant] His interview got a million views because he was talking about all the scheming shit.


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[Assistant] Anything else we need to know? What else do we need to know about you guys before we uh, wrap this thing?


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[Assistant] So you are super anti-lesbianism. Are you on the same wave? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've heard some rumors, and there are some like verified gay rappers, like Lil Nas X and McConaughey.


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[Assistant] Because I don't have to depend on you as part of my imaginary criminal organization. In my head is the reason why I have to be worried about these things.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I'm watching the other girl eat pussy and I'm like, damn, that's great. I don't gotta do that. She's doing it for me.


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[Assistant] Your jaw and your tongue start to hurt if you're eating pussy long enough. So, you know, if you, if you have some other girl doing it for a while, you're kind of like, shit, you're like saving me a little bit of, a little bit of jaw.


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[Assistant] I've only met a couple of people in my life who were complaining about their dick being too big that they couldn't like, like I definitely knew a dude back in the day who said that he straight up like, could not fuck girls, like he would bring girls back, didn't work.


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[Assistant] Dick was too big. Only a couple in my life have said that.


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[Assistant] Right. Well, hey, when me and my girlfriend do our porno and we have you play Melania Trump, we can always remember that this is where that idea came from.


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[Assistant] Cause one time me and my girl went to a party and we saw this fucking dude fucking another dude in the ass and it was...


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[Assistant] Like, I hate that shit, cause I've, like, in my single life, that happened many times where I'd be like, you know, getting kind of aggressive, pulling her hair and stuff, she decides she wants to pull your hair, it's like da da da da da da.


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[Assistant] The patriarchy is at work. You ain't pulling my hair, you ain't smacking me. No, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] I don't think I would even get in the ballpark of where a girl felt like it was acceptable to hit me. If she hits me, it's like probably I would have stopped talking to her somewhere before that.


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[Assistant] The same thing with me. I could never imagine being in a relationship where I got so deep with the girl that I would even think about smacking her or wanting to smack her. It's just, I don't want to even give somebody that kind of emotional energy.


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[Assistant] I can never even imagine, like me and my girl, our communication is so good that we, the most we'll ever do is kinda yell at each other.


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[Assistant] And I, and I know how people end up beating each other up because I see some fucking relationships where you see people arguing in the street, you see a YouTube video and they, like, it's when you have two people who are refusing to back down and just keeps escalating over and over and over and finally it just boils over and somebody hits the other person.


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[Assistant] Me and my girl never even get close to that because she's very sensitive. So she's going to try to make it better before.


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[Assistant] Even if I'm really pissed, like at some point she will just...


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[Assistant] Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe. Nojumper.com if you want some merch. And make sure you go request the Nojumper Kush in your local dispensary. Appreciate you all.


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[Assistant] Are you back for the night, sir? Shall I warm up Christmas dinner?


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[Assistant] And you think it's a better idea to just put yourself in their crosshairs?


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[Assistant] Certainly sir. Searching now. And here we are.


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[Assistant] Hmm, looks like the police are on the scene now, sir.


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[Assistant] At any rate, your objective is the GCPD server room. I've marked it on your map.


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[Assistant] I figured you'd say that. Would it kill you to lighten up a bit, uh?


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[Assistant] This fruity is fantastic!


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[Assistant] Yo, that was like, beginning of the beginning, talking my shit. Like, you gave me a platform, I'll never forget that, I appreciate you for that.


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[Assistant] I'm about to drop this tweet book. So, it's gonna be like a whole little decoder situation where I take my top 150 and just break them down and just put it in like a nice little coffee table book. So that's like the next step, cleaning up my act. I had to clean my shit up.


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[Assistant] It's a bigger budget. You get a bigger budget when you clean your shit up. But, you know, I'm trying to get every bag I can, secure it, sponsorships all that I need it all.


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[Assistant] It's cool, I just wish they gave me like five more passes, I would have brought some elite girls out.


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[Assistant] Cause it's, we're lacking right now. It's a lot of testosterone, but it's good vibes, all the homies are here.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's, it's, it's scarce, but you know, you gotta work with the land.


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[Assistant] Nah, shit is fucked up, bro. Niggas gotta eat. Everybody gotta make their money, but I don't know what the clause is on the contract, but, you know, they should-


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta go to like four checkpoints. This shit is safer than safe in here. So, you know, they should have been able to perform.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, regardless of what their background is, like, you know, they doing this shit to make their money, so they're not gonna fuck up that package. They coming here just to perform, get that bag, go home. Nobody gonna shoot this shit up, you know? Too many cops here.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I stayed like mostly sober. But no, I am proud of you, that's a lot for you. It was so much.


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[Assistant] He was running around. That's one of the interesting things about it is that, uh, I'm about to do a fucking tweet just telling everybody that we're doing this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Shut up, Mike. But that's what sucks is that Mike doesn't have like a real nickname.


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[Assistant] Mike is like proving that you can be a middle-aged, mediocre white guy and still come up in the YouTube game.


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[Assistant] He's good, but Mike is the quintessential definition of a dude who's basically been able to build something for himself through basically just being a really good best buddy guy.


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[Assistant] But you can go a long way if you are that guy who's just always there to help facilitate what the celebrity wants to do.


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[Assistant] My box. Isn't that weird? Okay, so, I mean, this is big stuff to get into, but what does Logan do now?


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[Assistant] Does this, like to me one of the main things that the fight does for Logan is that it puts space, it puts significant events between him and the suicide forest thing, which is what he needs. He needs enough stuff in people's memory that the suicide forest feels like just something that happened a while back.


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[Assistant] Logan could have very easily continued to have a nice, comfortable, cushy YouTube vlogger life and he very, he very may well have done so.


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[Assistant] But then he made the mistake, made that video, and then all of a sudden it just, his personality, his character online kinda got tainted, where people just didn't wanna see this fun loving character that he was before.


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[Assistant] They were already getting way too big for their own good at that point. They were blowing up so fast. It was like constant bad negative attention. So for him, it's like with the boxing thing, it's like, okay, let's create a heroic arc in Logan Paul's career. That's best case scenario. But if he lose, if he gets a draw and then he loses,


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[Assistant] All of a sudden it's like, it's not gonna be a heroic arc, and what if he loses one time is one thing?


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[Assistant] Losing two or three times, all of a sudden, that shit is gonna be really weird for his image.


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[Assistant] Because the ultimate goal I think from this is like if Logan or KSI could go on to become somewhat of a legit boxer that could fight non-youtubers, that would be gigantic for their


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[Assistant] Do you think Vitaly has a chance against KSI Warlock? How do you think that would go out? Do we know much about his skills?


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[Assistant] How much time do we really fucking have? I mean, you have like 5,000 employees, so it's fine. You have like the whole Florida we work. For me, it's like, do I really want to hire an employee and just tell them like, find a way to make no jumper TikToks.


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[Assistant] It's like can you get an employee to do a good enough job of representing you on that social network that it feels in some way authentic? That's like a tough thing to achieve.


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[Assistant] On Facebook, on Instagram, it feels more like you're just promoting stuff.


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[Assistant] I do both. I post a snapchat, I save it, I put it on Instagram. My Instagram story has way more, but I just kinda do both.


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[Assistant] Justin, Justin Wang is such an interesting idea for a YouTuber because it's like, it's like if you take some dude that's like in bands and stuff and doesn't live in LA and maybe has like a different sort of East Coast type sensibility and then he also is just really into like weird internet knowledge and then he actually


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[Assistant] Is able to talk on camera enough to make YouTube videos about this very, and to understand, to build an audience that wants to hear about shit that sort of like inherently should have a very small audience because why the fuck does anyone need to know about this cum jar?


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[Assistant] I don't even want to see a picture of a girl, of just her genitals. I don't want to see just your pussy. Send me a full body naked picture. At least show some-


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[Assistant] How'd you feel about your experience watching this YouTube fight? Your first YouTube fight, I'm assuming?


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[Assistant] We don't give a fuck about the health of boxing, but realistically, I think the boxing community is looking at this like, oh wow, this is where it's at for us now.


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[Assistant] He outsmarted him. He fucking outsmarted him. Do you think that it really feels like a loss for Logan though because they are contesting it and because allegedly the two point loss.


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[Assistant] If we're basing his next opponent on fame, where the fuck does he go up from here in terms of youtubers?


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[Assistant] Oh, Mike said y'all are scumbags for not running it back with me for the recap.


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[Assistant] Mike, let me ask you this. Where does Logan go from here? Do you think he's realistically gonna fight again and who could he end up fighting?


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[Assistant] Okay, that's cool. Uhm, but realistically what does Logan Paul do from here?


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[Assistant] Hmm, interesting. I was looking forward to Logan's like rebirth as a fighter, but I guess that's not really gonna happen. Maybe.


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[Assistant] It's cool that he heard the beginning part where we were basically just like tearing apart his entire life.


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[Assistant] I stayed up and put on my iPhone vlog from last night and it still has not been reviewed from YouTube. Let me get a RIP Joe Rogan in the chat if you know what that's all about.


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[Assistant] You think they'll ever have a falling out and do some like dramatic breakup shit?


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[Assistant] You get, that's what you need. You're not a real YouTuber and so you have like a massive blowout.


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[Assistant] Not, not that I can think of. But doesn't it feel like ancient fucking history when you think about, like, the Keemstar beefs and shit?


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[Assistant] She, I mean that made me so much more turned off to it, like holy shit, I don't wanna have anything close to that.


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[Assistant] I just don't understand how, how can you be in the ring? It's your job to come here and knock this fucking fool out. Everything relies on it. I can't imagine what it would be like to be in the ring and to have just injured him and to have a clear opening and not take that opening. Like to me that, I can't even imagine


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[Assistant] That as an, as an excuse, like, he, he, he didn't, he doesn't have the killer instinct enough to finish things there. It's just like, that's the name of the game.


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[Assistant] Logan did a better job of marketing himself as someone who was getting ready for a fight.


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[Assistant] KSI just is a more popular person, which is kind of shocking because he's like, he's the black guy, so you'd think that he would appeal to less people as the white guy, and he's from England, which you'd think would appeal to the English people, but Logan is such an


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[Assistant] If you want to dislike Logan Paul, there's a very easy couple of reasons to latch onto. With KSI, if you don't want to like him, you probably just would ignore him if you didn't like him. So it's easy to see how KSI's fanbase is so invigorated for this kind of shit.


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[Assistant] Just this what it is. KSI is a hero of England and Logan Hall is definitely not a hero of America in the same way.


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[Assistant] So the people will like that. Definitely, definitely, definitely. He's definitely the MAGA candidate.


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[Assistant] In the lead up, there was a point where Logan was talking in one of his videos and...


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[Assistant] He was like, you know, if I don't, uh, you know, if this boxing thing doesn't work out for me, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna go back to making corny vlogs?


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[Assistant] Career choice for him at this point is to get back into doing like very regular content.


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[Assistant] But okay, how about this? He started impulsive, I'm gonna say that it maybe did not blow up the way that he thought that it was going to.


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[Assistant] But how bananas does he go? Is he doing nose drugs?


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[Assistant] How's that feel? Uh, hey, can I ask you about your meeting Drake story so you can tell it on air since I know you're not gonna bring it up on your own?


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[Assistant] I remember having to tell my girlfriend, I'm like, I know that you feel like this is just regular shit and that it's okay. It's not normal. This is a special time and we need to do everything we can to take advantage of the insanity that's going on right now because there's something in the air. You guys are such bad. You can start running around with a documentary crew. Dude, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] But where does Fusi go from here, especially after he lost his fight, you know?


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[Assistant] If there's ten new Tanis and they're all doing crazy dramatic shit and everybody's commenting and talking about ten more Jake Pauls, that's the thing is that somehow the YouTube world can't really sustain ten poppin' Jake Pauls at a time. People can only pay attention to so many wild figures at once, right?


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[Assistant] You getting your dick wet because you're single now and you're just dragging your ballsack through every fucking hoe in Hollywood? No, you getting premium booty though.