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[Assistant] Being Drake, someone who's got a somewhat obsessive personality, he keeps trying to get the word out.


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[Assistant] The president comes out and minimizes what he describes as the program.


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[Assistant] And uhm, he gives a very truncated description of what they are doing that sounds...


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[Assistant] You know, I think probably not too worrisome to most Americans.


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[Assistant] Drake watches what top levels of the US government's saying about this program, and he thinks they're lying.


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[Assistant] He knows it's much more than what they're describing. And, and, and, and this makes him mad.


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[Assistant] He just reaches out to her in a way that he thinks is secret, uhm, using all kinds of protected hush mail, uhm, to tell her he wants to talk to her and might have documents to share with her.


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[Assistant] It's a pretty classic whistleblower kind of move that he makes and he's careful, he thinks, not to violate any kind of, uhm, national security laws, uh, in, in reaching out to her.


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[Assistant] And out on the west coast, they raid the home of Diane Rourke, waking her up.


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[Assistant] Almost six months goes by and Drake still hasn't been raided. But then, on the morning of November 28th, 2007.


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[Assistant] Drake, being Drake, sits down at his kitchen table with the FBI agents without a lawyer present and spends the entire day trying to convince them that the real culprits are the people at the NSA who have run this illegal program.


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[Assistant] In April 2008, Drake gets a summons to go meet with somebody who is described as somebody very important.


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[Assistant] When Drake sits down, Terrell says to him, Mr. Drake, you are screwed.


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[Assistant] What's interesting is that these cases from the Bush era linger on. They don't just throw them out. They, they revisit them and they keep, keep going after the enemies of national security agencies, much as they've done under Bush.


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[Assistant] It was astounding. Basically, Drake went from someone charged with such serious crimes that he could spend the rest of his life in prison to having it bargained down because the Justice Department could see it was falling apart to a misdemeanor where he spent no time at all in prison.


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[Assistant] But what did I text you afterwards as I was leaving the dentist?


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[Assistant] So, I just went for a teeth cleaning. I had no cavities, just regular cleaning. Sometimes the hygienist, you know, if they're not


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[Assistant] My boy Cory, his son won a little league championship. I told him I'd give him a shout out. So let's give a little love to the Lindhurst dad's club, major league champions, the Braves. You can take it, Steve. And then 12 to two in the next round.


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[Assistant] And that's Cory and his son Christian who won the MVP. AJ, Jason's kid also hit like a 700 foot piss missile yesterday in their championship game.


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[Assistant] And last but not least, this one's on a more serious note, uh, my friend Alana just finished her fourth round of chemotherapy. She is undergoing, obviously going through some cancer treatments, and this is the pictures we went over last night, we saw Alana. Uh, we're wearing the wristbands today, Team Alana wristbands, and uh, we love you Alana. We're rooting for you, you're gonna kick the shit out of cancer.


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[Assistant] She's gonna kick, yea, she's gonna kick in the ass. She's a fighter. And uh, just know everyone from here at UCSS and in the chat, we are rooting and praying for you and you're going to kick the shit out of this. Yes, we are. And I got you. We're team Alana. We all got the wristband out today and we're going to support in any way we can.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, PFF, I know it's not the end all be all, but sometimes they're in line. I know they watched the show. They actually just dropped an article in the last four minutes.


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[Assistant] On the 2022 pass rushing grades in certain situations. And I just want to read these real quick because it highlights just how special Miles Garrett is without any of the extra stuff. Overall pass rush grade is 93 and a half.


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[Assistant] Uh, on no blitzes, so when you only rush 4, 93.3 pff grade, first in the NFL on stunts.


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[Assistant] Yes, on stunts. So when they did something up front when Joe Woods decided to mix it up, he did 91.8 pass rush grade. Also, first in the NFL, essentially everything you could ask for, he's near the top, except


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[Assistant] Fourth quarter PFF pass rush grades. He's 17. Wow.


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[Assistant] No, a lot of teams ran the ball. I think it's kind of... I think that might be a little...


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[Assistant] Uhm, you wanna go to running backs? It is time to talk a little bit about running backs. This is not necessarily a Browns topic, more of an overall NFL theoretical topic, but.


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[Assistant] Essentially, guys, there are two star running backs, Josh Jacobs and Saquon Barkley, who have till Monday to sign their franchise tag tender. Both have said they are not happy with the signing of the franchise tag and will allegedly hold out if there's not a long-term contract extension signed. Dalvin Cook is still a free agent, so...


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[Assistant] In today's version of the NFL, fair or not, would you ever give a long-term contract to a running back?


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[Assistant] It's also going on as we speak, and that's the Call It Companies Championship. Today, round two of the Call It Companies Championship is going on at the famous Firestone Country Club. If you have not checked it out.


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[Assistant] What are you waiting for? There are primetime seats available for this weekend. The weather's supposed to be gorgeous, and that course is literally picturesque, absolutely beautiful. If you want to get outside, be in some sun, head down to Akron and check out the Collie Companies Championship. It's a great leaderboard, by the way. I mean, it's names that everybody


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[Assistant] Like, I told you guys I'll say it again. I truly believe and I'll run the report this weekend.


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[Assistant] That the foremost clicked on athletes in the history of UCSS in order.


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[Assistant] Go number one Deshaun Watson, number two Baker Mayfield, number three Stefanski, and I'll count him as an athlete in this category because he's a main character, and number four, Imani Bates. And he's been here for three days.


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[Assistant] Okay! He shot 39% from the floor. Which is what he is! I mean, but that's not that good!


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[Assistant] Does he have the traits that could lead to becoming an elite shot maker against NBA defenses? Yeah, he's 6'9", he gets great separation on a step back. His sidestep threes, midrange, wherever he does his sidestep, is extremely quick, even for a 19 year old rookie. So he has the...


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[Assistant] I do- I mean, I think he's a better standstill shooter than a Kuro. I don't know if that makes him... ...MBA skilled, but...


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[Assistant] Craig Porter Jr. went undrafted, and this dude, at times, looks like he's the best player on the court, and I left yesterday's game, saying once again, this dude, it won't be with the Cavs this year, they have too many undersized guards, but in general, I think the Cavs got an NBA player, an undrafted player.


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[Assistant] Quick read, and then we'll bring in Zach Meisel from The Athletic. If you're looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits, well, PCC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio. All locations of PCC Airfoils in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring for all positions starting at $18 and up.


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[Assistant] Full benefit packages, paid time off, and a signing bonus you can apply online at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We asked the poll if they liked Bull's trade proposal, Tyler O'Neill for Logan Allen, 55% said yes.


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[Assistant] They agree with Bola, that would be a fair and good trade for both sides.


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[Assistant] Yea Zach, when you came on pre-season, I asked about Will Brennan's chances to win MVP, and I'll admit, because he doesn't pitch, I guess he probably won't beat Shohei Otani in the AL MVP race this year, but I do have a question.


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[Assistant] We all know what happened to Will Brennan. His comeback story this year has been unprecedented and amazing. No player has ever hit.


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[Assistant] Oh exactly, before we go, real quick, what's the best jersey you've seen this year? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] It is their home for the last six games. I read that wrong.


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[Assistant] They do start with 10 straight road games and their home opener is the day of the eclipse.


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[Assistant] And we feared then that terrorist groups have tried to get not just biological and chemical weapons, but even nuclear weapons.


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[Assistant] Trump didn't really understand the nature of the Middle East, he didn't understand the range of threats that we saw, and he didn't particularly care to learn what they were.


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[Assistant] I think you have to understand the things that he says.


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[Assistant] As relating not to coherent international policies or domestic policies, but relating to the political future of Donald Trump.


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[Assistant] You have the, the individual senator or member of congress who's brought in and read into a program. They're not allowed to bring any staff with them.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're not necessarily allowed to communicate any of what they've heard to their staff. In some instances, uh, they're not lawyers, so they may not understand all of the legal fine points. Uh, in most instances, they're not technologists, so they may not be able to grasp, uh, what it is precisely that they're being briefed on or the implications of it.


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[Assistant] A period of reform like none other we'd seen, like nothing we'd seen before then and frankly nothing since.


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[Assistant] You can turn your ears outward, but not inward. You can listen all you want abroad, uh, but you really cannot do that to Americans unless you have a warrant.


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[Assistant] He made a real point of owning these kinds of arguments, both as a senator and then on the campaign trail.


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[Assistant] Chaney believes the only way you can fight these people.


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[Assistant] ...is with accurate intelligence and take some fairly, what he calls robust measures to break their will to resist.


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[Assistant] I was being briefed into a lot of programs, classified programs, counterterrorism programs. I was extraordinarily naive. I had a sense that this was an important job. I did not have a full sense of...


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[Assistant] He was very sarcastic and aggressive, uh, against people with whom he disagreed, and dismissive oftentimes.


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[Assistant] And I got a call from the Justice Department Command Center. So I rushed to the hospital, uhm, double parked, ran up the stairs. Goldsmith and Comey waited in Ashcroft's room. He had tubes going in and out of him. He looked ashen, and I actually thought he looked near death. I thought he looked just terrible. In walked Alberto Gonzalez, the White House Counsel, and Andrew Card, the President's Chief of Staff.


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[Assistant] Attorney General Ashcroft kind of lifted himself, rose, he arose from the bed, kind of lifted himself up and gave about a two or three minute speech or talk or address to Gonzalez and Card.


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[Assistant] Showed enormous, unbelievable clarity about what the issues were.


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[Assistant] You know, near death to having this moment, this amazing moment of clarity. And uhm, uh, he just, again, receded into the bed. And I really worried at that point.


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[Assistant] Hence, unbelievable scene and, uhm, Gonzales and Carr quickly left and that was the end of it.


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[Assistant] As we were sitting down at the table over coffee, one of the agents sort of sheepishly handed me a vanilla envelope.


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[Assistant] And he said that it was a subpoena to be uh, for a grand jury investigation into the leak of the New York Times. And he was very embarrassed and sheepish about this.


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[Assistant] And he made the decision in the middle of January that it was going to require military action. And he asked me to, uh, take the case up to the United Nations.


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[Assistant] So that speech, why you? Why do you? I'm the Secretary of State. Who else would you send?


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[Assistant] Uh, you, you can't send the secretary to fence.


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[Assistant] Uh, the CIA was stunned and the commanders in the field out there were stunned because this was the solution to the security problem.


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[Assistant] We were gonna reconstitute the Iraqi army so that they could secure their country. And instead, we dismissed them.


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[Assistant] Bush got up there several times and said, you know, when you hear about our wiretapping, that means we're getting a court warrant. Well, we knew that wasn't true. You know, he was leaving out this whole other side of the equation in terms of the NSA operation.


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[Assistant] There was a suggestion from, from one of the early sources that uhm, whatever's going on involving this super sensitive spy program was causing such tumult and debate within the Justice Department that there's talk of Ashcroft being indicted, uh, and you know, that certainly gets your attention.


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[Assistant] Without the knowledge of most members of Congress, really on the White House's own authority. That was really what, in our mind, made the story.


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[Assistant] I remember I was sitting next to him and I did not know he was going to do that. It was a bit shocking not only that he was calling him, but also that he got Hayden on the line.


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[Assistant] Which uhm, to my mind was probably the most disingenuous, was the idea that this had all been legally reviewed, this was all perfectly legal, perfectly constitutional, everyone was on board, there was no doubt about its legality.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and in it, he basically, uh, uh, made known the existence of this program and the fact that, that the administration had gotten the paper to spike the story.


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[Assistant] The debate shifted pretty quickly to Congress in terms of, uh, debating whether or not the administration should get the power to do what they were doing.


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[Assistant] Gotta hand it to that clown. The wiring for the explosives is pretty sophisticated. Joker used some of the security junction boxes as controllers. Cut one wire and say goodbye to the whole thing.


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[Assistant] There's an exit to the maintenance tunnels right below these offices. There might be something down there you can use.


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[Assistant] I won't hide while my people need me. A hard case like Black Mask can take my eye, but I'll never let anyone take my staff. You deal with the Joker. I'll help them.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today, my new friend. Ayy. Mano. Ayy. How you doin'? What up, my guy? Man, I'm wonderful, man. Chill, man. I remember when you got home back in the day. You remember when I got home? What year was that?


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[Assistant] That still must just stand out as just so unfair, so hard to rationalize in your brain.


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[Assistant] A year and a half, two years, if they had said, alright, you're gonna get out when you're eighteen. Anything you would have learned, you would have learned in that time period. You know, any time that you might have needed to reflect and get your mind right, you probably could have knocked that out in a year or two, not ten.


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[Assistant] But you come home at 26 and it's all of a sudden.


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[Assistant] You're supposed to be able, like, you know, you're supposed to have learned all this shit throughout that 10 years, 16 and 26, your formative years, and then they're just throwing you back on the streets and you don't have any of the, the, the,


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[Assistant] Understanding of the world and it must have just been, you know, you learn, you spend your developmental years around a bunch of savages in jail, right?


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[Assistant] And was this the first time that you had ever really imagined a life for yourself that was different than what you had been taught in the neighborhood?


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[Assistant] When I was, if you were 16 and I had walked up to you and said, what do you want to do with your life? What do you think you would have said?


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[Assistant] Right. So you get home from prison, and how do you actually go about trying to start your shit out as a rapper? What are the steps you have to take at that point to make this a reality?


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[Assistant] And you must have been looking at it like, I was just locked up for 10 years. I really know what's up. A lot of these dudes have never been locked up. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You think it was still holding you back at that time or did it took time for you to sort of recalibrate and realize that you didn't have to be so aggressive or that you didn't have to be constantly kind of putting forth that image letting people know that you can't be fucked with because in jail that's a requirement to a large degree, right? We was taught in life that it was a requirement.


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[Assistant] That's fucked up. You went in like when Wu-Tang came out and then you got out when like Cam and G-U never runnin' shit.


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[Assistant] That's a big, big gap right there. That's like my whole childhood.


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[Assistant] Between you getting out and then high haters, what has to happen in between to get to you making a, you know, a huge hit song in the hood, completely took over New York City for a summer, but then at the same time, very fun, loving, playful song as well.


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[Assistant] How did that really happen though? Like how did you actually get so close to her that it became a thing where she was like really supportive? Were you kind of like protecting her to a certain extent?


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[Assistant] Mhm. But she was like, did she see the potential in you musically? Who would you say was the first person to?


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[Assistant] Oh, so you were signed by that point and shit. And they were like, let's make a hit. Right. So rumors. Classic New York City, How to Rob style movie.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah. And what was the, did it spark beefs for you? Or was it more of just a...


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[Assistant] So they put you, once you sign, do they start putting you with songwriters and shit like that, or to what extent are you forced into that?


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[Assistant] It was a saying that had been bootlegged probably more than any, you know, and it was crazy too. Did you ever have like official merch that said that on it? We did. Okay.


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[Assistant] But you can't stop them bootlegs. But these days, like, cause when something starts to go viral now, motherfuckers are on the merch shit so fast. If that happened now, you would have M's in the bank just from the hi-haters merch. Easy.


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[Assistant] Very different time. Yeaah, very different. We were still in the street. And that was also the weird-ass time where nobody was making money from streaming yet and people basically weren't making money from album sales anymore either.


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[Assistant] Like he came in the game at the worst time, like in that dead zone where there was nobody getting signed off of how many albums they could sell and nobody getting signed off of how many streams they could get. Right. Game has changed.


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[Assistant] It's like the cops hadn't figured out how to keep up on it like they have now.


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[Assistant] And it's such a crazy thing to think that there was like a shortage of rappers in a way at that time. Whereas now it's just the market is so ridiculously flooded. It's hard to find, at that time it was kind of at a moment where it was like, shit, there's a lot of stuff on the internet. We can listen to all of it. Now it's like, there's a whole lot of shit on the internet. Everybody just listen to Drake instead.


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[Assistant] Right. The people who got offended by you not knowing who they are is a whole thing.


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[Assistant] The way that people look at you in public when they want to take a photo is not so different than the way that they look at you when they want to fight you.


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[Assistant] So for someone who was just in prison for a long time, I could see how all of a sudden you're in public and you got these groups of dudes. There's been, there's been times I've been walking down the street to get in my car and all of a sudden there's just eight dudes just zooming in on me and I'm just like, oh, this is it. I'm done.


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[Assistant] Okay. But you're in a fucking life or death mentality when you're just coming home, so it's extra tough.


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[Assistant] It's a tricky thing to bridge though, because when you essentially become a celebrity as a rapper, it's like you know that the people want that gangster shit, they want you to be ignorant, they want you to live a...


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[Assistant] Definitely. Do you ever feel like people even do come at you with that kind of energy anymore? On some gangsta shit? You know?


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[Assistant] But you feel like people to a certain extent almost want you to be the aggressive one. Like I felt like people loved you for coming at Trinidad James back in the day. Yeaah, and I felt good. Because he disrespected New York City and people wanted you to be that enforcer.


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[Assistant] When did you start to be able to see yourself as something bigger than a rapper? Where you could develop businesses and do things that went outside of just your level of fame or your ability to be a rapper.


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[Assistant] What's the first one of those you bit off? Like, did you go for the book thing of the movie script idea first, or how'd you go about that?


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[Assistant] Why, they're, they're that much more in demand than the strippers?


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[Assistant] Right. And there it is. It's crazy. You still go to the circle a lot? Uhm, when I can. Right.


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[Assistant] Do you think it's safe to wife a girl up out of there? Why not? I mean, I can imagine all kinds of bad shit happening as a result.


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[Assistant] The whole plastic surgery game, I feel like changed a lot because of the strip club world. Like it just, everything just got ramped up way more extreme.


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[Assistant] Do you think that there's potential for there to be another hot X stripper rapper?


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[Assistant] Another thing he was really early on, very influential. I'll break it open real early.


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[Assistant] Definitely. It's gotta happen. LA is looking for our own right now. You think so? I mean, there should be an LA version of Cardi B, right?


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[Assistant] Oh, in LA? Damn, that's a good question. I don't know if there's any that live in LA that are popping off. From LA. From LA.


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[Assistant] Man, they're gonna kill me if I am not thinking of it, but as far as from LA, I do not know. That's what we need.


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[Assistant] From your perspective, were you sitting at home watching the 6ix9ine thing unfold, just like, what the fuck is going on in my city right now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was crazy to watch just because you know that like, there's always opportunities for young rappers to align themselves with gangs and shit like that. And usually they are pretty smart about it. They don't go all the way in.


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[Assistant] And that was a weird situation to watch unfold where you had a bunch of legitimate gangster dudes who wanted the money, wanted the clout, wanted whatever, or maybe felt like they could trust this kid, maybe felt like shit he is from Bushwick, maybe we could fuck with him, but they all learned a really fucking tough lesson.


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[Assistant] Just not being famous in general. If you're a gangster, you should avoid fame. If you plan on staying a gangster.


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[Assistant] Well that was all before, I'm talking more about the fact that there was just all kinds of little like,


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even know what the specific examples are for 6-9 and shit, but there was just all kinds of little things that they ended up charging shoddy with and shit that, that-


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[Assistant] What do you think his career is gonna be like when he comes home?


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[Assistant] You think in a weird way, as much as 6ix9ine made a shitload of fans and presumably like let them down in a lot of ways by getting arrested and snitching and everything, but that might actually, what happened to him might actually be a situation so extreme that a lot of these young kids are actually able to learn something from it.


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[Assistant] If you had never broke a law in your life, maybe they wouldn't be able to put nothing on you. Even if you had never broke a law in your life, they're still gonna find something to put on you if you're running around promoting gangsterism that much.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you this, did you hear about Farrakhan getting banned from Instagram? Unbelievable. Disrespectful.


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[Assistant] I think in general it's just because he said things that they consider anti-Semitic. Like what? I'm not sure, but I believe that he said things where he sort of referred to Jewish people as like rats or something.


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[Assistant] And it's just, you know, I think this is an important moment though because it's like Twitter and Instagram and shit. They have banned a lot of people on the right, a lot of Trump supporters who have, you know, whatever, broken the rules in some way, crossed over the line, conspiracy theorists type people that they banned and everything. But then,


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[Assistant] They announced, like when they announced that they were banning Farrakhan, they also announced that they were banning all these basically like Trump supporter type people, all these people on the right.


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[Assistant] But I'm glad that it happened because I think that people in the rap world, people in the black community, people who support Farrakhan, they need to know how fucked up it is to ban anybody from social media.


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[Assistant] It's only a matter of time till they start trying to do it to rappers and shit, you know? I can imagine a scenario where a rapper says something offensive enough, says something violent, does something violent.


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[Assistant] You're gone. Your rap career is over. You can't promote yourself anymore.


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[Assistant] That should be illegal though. I agree. And that's, that's gonna be the whole big thing is that now Trump, we have an opportunity for Trump to maybe do something good with his presidency because he's acting like he's gonna do something to stop it.


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[Assistant] You ever think about just waking up in the morning and throwing on like a 3x stop snitching tea?


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[Assistant] Right. And I look at, you look at photos now and you're like, well, shit's a lot more tame, but then at the same time, there's some weird ass shit that ends up being worn these days too.


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[Assistant] When you hear about something like, I remember there's a story last year, uh, where the prison, uh, that tack stones actually locked up and they had these crazy issues with the cold and the heat wasn't working and shit. When you hear about something like that, does that just really hit you in the heart because you know how fucked up it is and how helpless they are.


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[Assistant] When you think about it too, like somebody like Meek Mill, it's like that's why people react, are so respecting of him getting serious with the prison reform thing because you gotta think about how easy it is to get out of jail and just completely forget about that shit and just never want to talk about it again.


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[Assistant] It'll be interesting to see if, like, rappers are actually be able to create awareness that'll help get anything done in that regard.


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[Assistant] What do you, uh, what do you got working on that you got coming out that you want the people out there to know about?


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[Assistant] Man, it's been dope to get a conversation in with you for sure, man. My God, you so famous, I mean, shit. It's so weird to hear people say something like that to me.


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[Assistant] We're grounded a little bit. I got an interview coming up. Let's get ABG Neal from Brooklyn.


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[Assistant] He got a weird, like, Conor McGregor walk thing going on.


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[Assistant] I think he might be Sicilian or something. He's like a, he looks white or Hispanic-ish.


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[Assistant] I think so. They just, uh, released today that they saw him working out in Ireland, like training, training, training.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what he's just, he's trying to jump up weight classes and stuff. You know, if he wanted to just stay in his safe little weight class and fight 20 times at the same weight class and just run your record up, run your rank up and he could do it, but he just chooses to go, oh, I'm going to go fight the greatest boxer of all time. I'm going to go fight this guy that weighs 30 pounds more than me.


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[Assistant] They love him. And I thought one of the best things about it too is that they, like, he's Muslim and that that was a big part of the versus Connor thing is that Connor kept disrespecting him.


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[Assistant] That was the first UFC fight I ever went to and I'm sitting there and they're fucking jumping out of the ring. I'm just like jaw dropped. Like, does this shit always happen and they just don't show it on TV? That's crazy. That shit good.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that's my dream interview is to get both of them on here. Cause they come in sometimes. There was actually somebody trying to act tough in here one time and they were here and one of them like looked at them and like made the connection and whispered to the other one like


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[Assistant] When they're just hanging out, when they're just around, they are just non-stop.


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[Assistant] Hustle hard forever. Hustle hard for life. I'm getting a tattoo on my face tonight.


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[Assistant] Alright, shit. Well, we should definitely do this, uh, some other time when we got new shit to discuss for sure, man. I appreciate you. Thank you so much. No jumper. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes, my man Mayno. Check out everything he got going on on Instagram and all that shit. Appreciate y'all. Run up the streams. Let's get it. Let's get it.


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[Assistant] President Obama may be the first person to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, uhm, and use it as an opportunity to lay out his philosophy of war.


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[Assistant] Your fate is in our hands. I see all the threads. My eye sees the truth. This is so and always has been.


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[Assistant] our encounter has sealed the spell know now you are bound by my words


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[Assistant] Yes, you must bend to our will. That is your fate. Do not fight it.


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[Assistant] Ah yes, the illusion of free will is the spell's greatest strength. Now it is time to hear your next oracle. My eye has seen the truth. The three stones you must find. And bring here to us.


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[Assistant] It is ordained. You must obey. Bring us the desert flames. Three there must be. One is born by a traveling merchant. One is found in an underground path. One is found on a street with many inns.


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[Assistant] The chains of fate bind you. Tempered in heaven's furnace, by no force can they be sundered. You must do fortune's bidding.


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[Assistant] Every day, every week, someone would come from his national security team and say, you know, we've got this band of six terrorists on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border.


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[Assistant] We have a 45 minute window in which we can kill them. Uh, what do you want to do? And very, very often he would say kill them.


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[Assistant] Obama's legacy first and foremost is that he did kill Osama Bin Laden. For the average American, that was a big deal.


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[Assistant] He won re-election in part because he killed Osama bin Laden. He did something that George W. Bush didn't do.


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[Assistant] Alright, got it. Find them before sunrise.


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[Assistant] If you flew up above the tree tops, you'd be able to find your village easily enough.


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[Assistant] The banks that were robbed and stripped, the assets that were stripped in that entire area, uhm, was huge.


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[Assistant] Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world. And right now I am live with the one and only Filthy Rich. How you doing Filthy?


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[Assistant] You got some stuff going on. There's been some diss records going back and forth, all kinds of stuff that has happened since the last time that we sat down together. Oh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Is it friendly? I feel like that's what people want to know is how serious this beef is. Uhm, that's a nice guy.


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[Assistant] Would it be unfair to say you guys came up together? Nah. I was up before I met him. Okay.


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[Assistant] So how did that relationship start in the first place? Cause you guys have videos together from what, 4 or 5 years ago was the first one? 4 or 5 years ago.


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[Assistant] And did you guys come together in the first place because of any sort of street ties? Because on that first record, you guys are basically dissing, uh, lavish together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't send him that song like that. Oh, so you sent him the song and then it came back as a diss record?


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[Assistant] And the standout bar is Lab Never Caught a Body, I'm just being honest man. You're actually mouthing the lyrics to the song, so it's like, you were definitely on board for that beat.


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[Assistant] But you already had issues with Lavish like prior to this? I had issues with Lavish before I met Mozi. Okay. So that was sort of something you guys just had in common.


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[Assistant] Yeah, later on, yeah. Okay. And, and you already had problems with Messy Marv leading up to all this. So was that something that existed before you even started working with Mazzy?


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[Assistant] Interesting. And that's, that's weird. But so you guys previously had a relationship that was the kind of thing where like, you know, certain people when they're close enough, especially in the rap world, the street world, if you have beef with somebody and then they have a problem with somebody else, then you just, if you're cool with Mazzy, you don't want to be cool with people that he has real problems with. I mean, that's what he said.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird, that's a weird decision though, because it's like, I mean, let's be real, I seen a, I went and looked for like recent interview clips of Marv recently. He's definitely smoking crack on the street and not trying to hide it.


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[Assistant] So you felt kind of betrayed when he went and started doing stuff with Marv just because you, on your side, you would have checked in.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so, so, you start, so the connection with Lavish was a real one, that wasn't something where you were sort of siding with him, you know, because that saying, you know, an enemy of my enemy is my friend. It wasn't that kind of situation, it was something where you're like,


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[Assistant] When you go and started to fuck with Lavish and stuff, you probably knew that at some point, uh, Mazzy was going to react and that that situa- situation was going to play out, right?


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[Assistant] So in your attitude, he kinda disrespected the friendship first. Of course. The bond.


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[Assistant] So you think Mozzie was just trying to get a short term bag off of doing a little project


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[Assistant] Cause the whole idea of like Mazzy wanting to sign Marv just seemed kinda weird to me because he's just clearly not really in a great-


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[Assistant] So who released the first diss track and was there anything leading up to that?


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[Assistant] And it's such it's own world, and it's like a lot of people I think who are watching these diss tracks and they're like kinda, they're not used to seeing what's coming out of the bay out of Oakland and sack and shit and how it is it's own world and it's it's own politics and it's, it's very hard for like certain people to understand what's going on outside of that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause like, I noted a couple of, of lyrics in particular when he said, I heard they pop blood in his ass, you know he ain't fired back, they took a chain off boy's neck, don't let him deny that. What's that a reference to?


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[Assistant] And this was a situation at a, what would you say, a Travis Scott show or some shit?


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, part of his accusations toward you seem to be focused around the idea that you sort of bought your way into the game. He's accusing you of paying for so many features.


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[Assistant] That $10,000 just to get you in the game, because reality-


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[Assistant] And if they pay you 10 grand for a Verso, they should be able to go and make more than 10 grand off of that song if they're actually doing the right thing with their promotion and if they do the right thing.


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[Assistant] If you ever see a video with a bunch of views and then the view count goes down, that's what happened. YouTube deleted the fake views. I've seen it happen many times. It's a very strange thing to witness. Uhm, you're accusing him of playing with his nose? Definitely. I ain't accusing him. Oh.


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[Assistant] That's interesting. When you said, uh, Bunta beat your ass at Vic Park, what's that reference?


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[Assistant] Were you taking a step back from rapping, leading up to this, and then he's trying- I've been saying that for a while. He's been trying to take credit for you not taking a step back.


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[Assistant] Before this even came up. But when you say that if you weren't signed to a label, you could probably get signed to a label, no problem, right?


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[Assistant] I think, you know, I'm gonna be honest, I've seen a lot of people trying to suggest that this beef might be fake, and it feels like people just think that everything is fake now, like, no matter what. And also, I think it's because they think that you guys are both street dudes who wouldn't normally make songs about each other.


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[Assistant] This track's never went away. You don't see a ton of it in LA, I feel like.


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[Assistant] It feels like these days, like, rappers tend to just talk shit on Instagram and then let academics post about it and world star post about it before they actually make songs. I feel like people are actually really appreciative of the way this is going down just because they haven't seen like two heavyweights go at each other in a minute.


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[Assistant] Right. Do you think that this is likely to turn physical? What you mean? That somebody's gonna get shot, something's gonna happen? I mean... Whether it's you guys or your friends?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was at a fucking barbecue and I seen the tweet saying that he got shot and I was just non-stop just checking my phone until they confirmed it and it was just...


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[Assistant] So depressing, so devastating for the city in general.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like, like what would have to happen for this situation to get resolved one way or another?


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[Assistant] That's a good point, yea. He made it happen. He was calling snitches on stage. You back that movement?


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[Assistant] Uhm, shit, so what else you got going on that's been developing?


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[Assistant] Shit. Alright, anything else we should, uh, cover? Or you feel like you, uh, said what you need to say about this whole situation? I mean, shit. You got the question?


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[Assistant] Hey man, I'm just hoping that this whole situation can resolve itself without anything getting too out of hand. The last thing we would ever need is to lose a couple of our near and dear heroes out here.


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[Assistant] We should all be sweethearts. It's worth it. Alright, hey Filthy Rich, I appreciate you coming through, man. Appreciate you for having me. Thank you, man.


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[Assistant] It was obvious it wasn't gonna happen. It would be a pretty anticlimactic moment if, if we didn't help.


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[Assistant] What's this? A tourist, eh? If you really wanna get any of em.


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[Assistant] Well, I was contacted by two people, Paul Wolfowitz, who was Deputy Secretary of Defense, uh, Scooter Libby, who was the Vice President's Chief of Staff, both of whom I'd known for decades.


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[Assistant] We flew on C-130 into Baghdad.


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[Assistant] The thing that was striking to us was the fact that a lot of the buildings were on fire.


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[Assistant] I did one thing that wasn't very smart, which was suggest to the staff meeting that I thought we should shoot the looters, that our military should have authority to shoot the looters, which they did not have at that time.


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[Assistant] He may have come in and spoken to me at great length about it. I just don't remember it. Honestly don't remember it.


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[Assistant] You know, I was working 20 hours a day in that period as well, and this wasn't the only thing on my...


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[Assistant] List of things to do the first five days I was there. But this is a big one, right? There were a lot of big things that first five days.


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[Assistant] There were a lot of big things the first 48 hours, so I don't remember every meeting. I don't say it didn't happen. All I'm saying, I knew there were concerns. I knew the agency.


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[Assistant] Made the assessment that there were about 20,000 people to be thrown out of work. And I judged in the end that that was a risk we were worth, we were willing to take.


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[Assistant] And those who were on high before, in particular the bathists,


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[Assistant] Who use their power to repress the Iraqi people will be removed from office.


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[Assistant] I think the decision not to recall Saddam's army from a political point of view is the single most important correct decision that we made in the 14 months we were there.


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[Assistant] The best way to cut all of this short is simply to hand over power to some Iraqis, find us some Iraqis, give them authority, we'll end the occupation, we'll get out of here.


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[Assistant] Early sovereignty, just handing sovereignty over. I didn't think the governing council was up to this. They couldn't organize a two-car parade. They were simply not able to make decisions in a timely fashion or any decisions.


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[Assistant] The intelligence was suggesting that the terrorists and the insurgents were planning a major series of attacks on June 30th to embarrass us, make it look as if we were being chased out of Iraq, not that we were leaving Iran.


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[Assistant] Didn't involve a C-130, and we had to keep, of course, all of it secret.


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[Assistant] And we pulled up the stairs and we just sat in the C-130. We sat there for about 15 minutes while the press and everybody went away and then we went off out over the cargo.


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[Assistant] Well, of course it's, it's against our code of honor. There just is not sufficient justification to shoot somebody because they're carrying a computer out of the old ministry of, you know, education building.


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[Assistant] You can buy one. I think it's actually Tiffany's as well. It's crazy. No. Yeah. Is that true? I think. I'm like 38%.


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[Assistant] Honestly, uh, you know, just winning the game is, is...


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[Assistant] Is what you want. I mean, the heart failure almost that I have every time we go into these games is just out the roof and, you know, getting the MVP is kind of a win for me and my other family or my other team and that's my family. Uh, getting to, you know, experience this with them because


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[Assistant] They've been in my corner, they've kind of made me who I am. You know, my father was, you know, a tough, hard-nosed guy, didn't have a father.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, and push me to limits that I never thought I could get to.


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[Assistant] And my mother being, you know, the loving little lady that she is. I was never late to a practice. She was always there, this, that, and the other. I mean, I had a bag lunch until junior college, so she took care of me, uh, for a long time. So this is like a f- a full family kind of win, I feel.


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[Assistant] I, I, I do, so I actually have them, I got my guy new, he's our equipment manager, he always takes care of me, and I always like it cut, extremely, super tight, so there's less surface area that they can put a hand on me or grab, so, I like my, my, it takes like two people to put my jersey on literally, and it's like,


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[Assistant] Afterwards, it's like the worst thing ever after a game. Getting it off? Getting it off, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, we're- Y'all are so hyped up. Football players are like, we're missing some, we're missing some screws. Yeah, I see. Well, that's why.


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[Assistant] Yeah, eating is a nightmare. Uhm, I have to shower after I eat, so.


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[Assistant] We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of the greatest parties in the world. I just don't know if I can go on What's going on?


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[Assistant] We canceled Mardi Gras for next year. Have some respect. Geez, sorry. Imagine if Disneyland closed and I just came up and made fun of you for it. Disneyland is closed. Oh my god, what a loser.


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[Assistant] How are the recounts going? Uuuh, I'll go get the votes. What?


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[Assistant] Why? You said recount. I know the drill. No, Florida, it's not you this time. What? Yeah, you did everything right. Wow.


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[Assistant] More than half, yeaah. So Trump wins.


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[Assistant] No, he's still more than 12,000 pizza short of that presidential pie. I finished counting.


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[Assistant] The red team won. Uh, thanks, Alaska. So Trump won, Alaska. Who are you? Alabama? Nevermind, I don't care.


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[Assistant] Really good job on, uh, on your part, your soldier's part, in terms of precision.


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[Assistant] The challenge to the new coalition authority was such that it really couldn't be ignored


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[Assistant] Maybe. Who's going to replace her on such short notice?


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[Assistant] Huh? You wanna get on the stage? So, this was your plan all along.


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[Assistant] All these extra pyrotechnics, they're for your own grand debut!


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[Assistant] There's just one condition. If you're going to go on stage, you'll need a proper ensemble. No one's going to believe you're the savior dressed like that.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, out of the question! It would never fit! And besides, the look is completely wrong for you.


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[Assistant] I'll leave it to you to find one. Now go buy something that'll work. Or you can go with the other option. You could win it.


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[Assistant] The Slaughterhouse! Right now, the grand prize is an outfit that'll be perfect for your debut! It was made for you!


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[Assistant] Join the tournament and win that dress. Now that will be your real audition.


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[Assistant] Go on, clock's ticking. Enter the slaughterhouse tournament and win the perfect costume for the savior. If you can do that, you pass the audition.


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[Assistant] You've put enough firepower in there to blow apart the theater, right? Heh, so you noticed. Listen, this is my theater we're talking about.


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[Assistant] That stage may not survive the night, but no one will get hurt. You don't mind?


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[Assistant] You're my star. Now get out there and act me a savior beyond anything I've ever imagined.


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[Assistant] Here, I fished this out of the props department. Might come in handy on stage.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's the High and Mighty Savior. You here to bring God's judgment on me?


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[Assistant] Not like it worked for you before, but you look different this time. Ready to listen to reason?


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[Assistant] Yeah, sorry about last time. I had to test you though. Had to know you were the real lightning.


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[Assistant] So I left behind Sarah's pendant and sealed myself up in here. I figured that if you were an imposter, you'd never think to use a trinket to bust through that seal.


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[Assistant] It's pretty hard to swallow, huh? Worst thing is, it just keeps on growing. It's all I can do to keep it contained so it doesn't spread. When I destroy this last infusion, that'll be the end of me. I'll be out of power. It's Seath time. But I'm the patron. It's part of the job, keeping everyone safe. Kept it at bay all this time.


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[Assistant] When you put it like that, guess I got no choice but to do what I can.


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[Assistant] We got a great show coming up. Mikey Mignougas is doing his golf network thing. So he's going to be a correspondent. Uhm, is that still called Firestone?


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[Assistant] He'll be back up in a second. We'll, we'll talk to him. There, there he is. Look, he's... Is that him? That's him. He was looking at it at his bandwidth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so let me, uh, as I pulled my rundown out, uh, we got a lot of good stuff besides that coming up. We kind of teasing and.


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[Assistant] With the Northwestern, like, you know, uhm, Pat Fitzgerald, who


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[Assistant] I mean, I can't believe I'm getting this old, but I remember when he used to play middle linebacker. And he kind of was there. I mean, he was like a mainstay. He was one of the guys that like,


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[Assistant] You know, you get somebody as a head coach, you thought they're gonna always stay there because they are like probably the institution. So he, you know, was at Northwestern, middle of the road team, uhm, very hard academics to get into. A big story came out about hazing.


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[Assistant] And uh, uh, alleged, um, you know, there's alleged, you know, players coming out talking about fostering an atmosphere for racism. And I was like, wow, generally speaking.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my, my defensive court, my coach, my D-line coach, uh, after he left OU went to Northwestern. And from what I've heard, a lot of people, including, including, uhm, Greg Newsome have always said that


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[Assistant] He looks like a stand up dude, never had anything, um, you know, crazy happen, but there's a story. We'll get into that and then meeting the taters of it, but he was fired.


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[Assistant] You know, fire yesterday. So we'll get into that and see what happened with the Fitzgerald path, Fitzgerald story, really big, uh, story, uh, in the, uh, NCAA as well. What else are we missing? Oh, baseball. We talked about the home run Derby, correct?


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[Assistant] You know, it got to a point where, and I blame it on LeBron. I blame another figure on LeBron.


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[Assistant] Like, he didn't get in a dunk contest. Now I know why he didn't get in a dunk contest, cause he's not creative. LeBron just jumps really high and slams really hard. Like, even when you watch him in the Gatorade dunk contest at high school All-American, McDonald's All-American game.


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[Assistant] He really didn't do nothing crazy. He just made his dunks and dunked really hard and jumped from really far back. Uhm, but when the stars stopped getting in it,


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[Assistant] He killed it. He killed it. Done. Michael did it. Dominique did it. Kobe did it. Kobe did it. Kobe did it here. Tracy did it. Vince Carter did it. It was like we, you know, we had the guys that was doing it.


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[Assistant] Ayy, you know Mikey. Ayy, you know, I'm sad you're not in. The first thing I did is, is, you know, me and Jason was texting and Jason had texted me last night telling me how impressed with Imani Bayti was. Oh yeah, that's exactly what I did.


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[Assistant] I told you. And you know what I told you? I said, as soon as he get them 21, I'ma be on the internet going crazy doing the knee shakes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there it is. Shout out to the, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, they gon' have that night's grab back out there, Anthony. They gon' have a couple shirts in there. And they talk about they got concerts. I'm confused. They never released who was at the concert, though. Like, they didn't say exactly who was performing. You talking about them fires, though? Yeaah, they got some, like, everyday they're supposed to have a concert.


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[Assistant] You know, I guess we were talking about the derby a little bit. Uhm, no, I think when you hit, people are saying that takes a lot of stamina. Like these dudes are swinging the bat very hard.


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[Assistant] Now, do I think it's still long? Yes, like there's a lot of rounds, man. They're doing these rounds and swing. Uhm, I've always thought that the best part of it would be


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[Assistant] I was, I was, I'd be having this thing where I pass out now, I don't know why, I'd be just like, be wide awoken and be like...


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[Assistant] I woke up, my dad, my mom and dad. What's that called? Narcolepsy? What's it called? Yea, narcolepsy. You got that? Man, this is...


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[Assistant] This is crazy. Them first, them first two rounds- This is not a loop, by the way. Hey, them first two rounds was crazy.


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[Assistant] I mean, the first two rounds was crazy. Yeaah, right there.


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[Assistant] See that's, everybody knows when you play high school baseball, you got a dude that you, that you mess with, that you, y'all got a routine going. Y'all get there early after school.


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[Assistant] And he throws to you. He knows exactly where to throw it so you can get a good look. You know, boom, boom, he grooves it in there. Not too much of the extra stuff.


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[Assistant] Mike, we appreciate you. We'll go check back in with you really quickly.


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[Assistant] This man, let's transition to somebody that actually in this lifetime and in this reality are hitting the balls on the green in Akron. Mickey Nuggets has his next interview up. What's up, Mickey Nuggets?


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[Assistant] Uh, man, listen, you know, I will say this, um, you know, it's the equivalent of a football player getting an interception and running the wrong way and scoring a touchdown and then spiking it. That would be bad.


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[Assistant] Well, I will say, you know, you did take your eye off the ball, but a team that has not taken their eye off the ball, you can call it that, is the Cav Summer League team. Now mind you, there's a bunch of guys that probably won't make this team.


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[Assistant] I will say, uhm, the Cavs have a couple of names that we are familiar with. Uhm, Isaiah Mobley, the brother of Evan Mobley has been playing very well.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but the question and the big surprise last night in the game was Sam Merrill. I think he set the record for three-pointers in summer league. I think he was, how many threes did he hit yesterday? Eight? I think it was eight.


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[Assistant] He's 8'4", 11'4", from 3'. So, I mean, he wasn't mentioned. I mean, it was all net. Uh, so, you know, he's been a guy, and I did not notice, um, evidently he was the MVP, uh, not the MVP, but he was the first pick overall in the G-League. Yeah, that's true. I didn't even know they had a draft. I didn't either.


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[Assistant] So let's, let's get, let's get into this. You know, obviously you've got Imani Bates, obviously Sam Merrill and you know, but basically, you know, we saw about Imani Bates and Sam Merrill. Uhm, when it comes to Summer League,


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[Assistant] What are you, you know, what are you looking for, right? If you're not going to watch, if you're going to watch Summer League, does any of that count? Just the same way like if you're talking about training camp for a young kid. Does anything in training camp for you, Tyves, count compared to other guys?


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[Assistant] I like the way you approached this and Jason.


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[Assistant] It's gonna take some time for him to, um, you know, grow in jail or grow up in front of your eyes. But don't, when you listen to Kobe and JB talk about him in some of those interviews and they say, we're not, we're not trying to put any pressure on him, we're just gonna let him grow, come along slowly.


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[Assistant] Uh, do you, are you encouraged by that approach?


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[Assistant] And also seeing that obviously they are talking to him about the way he plays the game and he's trying to make conscious efforts to do that because you see it in this game on the court. Is that something that is valued?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I, you know, I, I'm actually, I'm gonna set this up and ask you this real quick. Uhm, do you think the reason people


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[Assistant] Are excited about Imani Bates because of his game? Or because of his game?


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[Assistant] I'll say this, I'm a firm believer in the fact that you can, you can surprise people. I'll be honest with you, uh, when I came into the game, there was like,


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[Assistant] Tyrus know what it is. Sometimes you can come into a place, and you might not even be highly heralded or nothing.


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[Assistant] Right? But what you can do, you can work on your game. And one of the things I do think that sometimes when things happen in your life, it wakes you up and says, okay, these people don't believe that I can do it. And there's a lot of GMs out there.


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[Assistant] That don't, may not believe in what the kid can do. Yeah. But at the end of the day, when you have an opportunity to show up, and you only had three opportunities so far,


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[Assistant] He showed me something in those three opportunities. His game has been different each and every game. Yep. And one way that I can, I can look and say is, alright,


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[Assistant] Yeah, this ain't the regular season, but every single time that you play, you have an opportunity to prove people right, or you got an opportunity to prove people wrong. Now, if I look at his game, I like his name. The name is cool.


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[Assistant] But one thing that you can't deny is when you see some of the tough shots that people have to make in the playoffs, that kid can take and shoot those shots.


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[Assistant] I can see, see that what I look at is upside. I believe that in the NBA.


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[Assistant] If you got somebody that's a hard worker and a nice solid guy, yeaah, you could contribute, but what's your ceiling? I'm looking for ceiling guys in the second round. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] You know, I need a dude, even if you ain't no good, I'ma take a flyer. Like, put it to you like this. Non-traditional dudes like Lofton. Kenneth Lofton?


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[Assistant] He's undersized, he's about 6'4". Uhm, but at the end of the day, he, they found a good value pick in the guy. He was undrafted, ended up scoring 42 points at the end of the year. He's a guy that they're investing in and they're working with him slowly. So for me,


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[Assistant] I like these types of moves and I like the fact that I want the Cavs to be the guardians.


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[Assistant] But, you know, to me, I just think that he's shown me growth the first three games. I'm going to continue to see some growth. Now here's the thing, that 21.


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[Assistant] I think people is also thirsty because we got Isaac Okoro. He's a fifth overall pick.


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[Assistant] Like, when you see a coral pulp pulling up, oh, I don't- People was good for a while, he had like a good-


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[Assistant] He has more link. I don't know if he can use it right now cause he get bullied. He, Isaac Okoro by far is a way better defender. He has a way better, he's more


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[Assistant] So, so he got a two way deal and I think somebody else, there's an Isaiah Mobley got a two way deal.


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[Assistant] That decision, at a minimum, guaranteed that his presidency would not end with a defeat in history's eyes. That by committing to the surge, he was certain to at least win a stalemate.


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[Assistant] Well, I knew there would be looting, but I didn't think the looting.


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[Assistant] would have the impact that it did have. Seventeen of the twenty-three ministries were, were gone when we got to Baghdad. And more than that, there's no communications.


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[Assistant] So, uh, you know, I, I didn't know that the looting would be as, I never expected it would be as, as serious as it was.


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[Assistant] I think, you're always better off with more troops. So we didn't have enough troops? I think there's, I think we could have used more troops inside Baghdad at the end of the war, yes.


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[Assistant] It wasn't well received. Yea, but not only in the Pentagon, it wasn't real well received, uh, in portions of the, uh, of the executive branch either.


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[Assistant] They did put a big effort, and I think there was a mistake that we didn't use that. I mean, I agree with that. And, and it was my intent to use that. But we didn't.


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[Assistant] I briefed the president the second week in March. Our plan then is we were going to, uh,


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[Assistant] Use most of the army, the Iraqi army, for reconstruction. We're going to hire them. And, uh,


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[Assistant] They're all trained to a certain degree, they know how to take orders, they have a command and control system over them, they have their own transportation, you can move them around, that type of thing. So that was a good concept.


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[Assistant] Well, CENTCOM wasn't going to let us go in until they felt that the environment was permissive enough for us to get in there.


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[Assistant] What happened is we put an incredible requirement on the military when we got there. The ground rule was that we couldn't move, like our ministerial team or government team, we couldn't move people around Baghdad unless we had an armed Humvee in front of it and a harmed Humvee behind it.


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[Assistant] There was a moment when Dave Petraeus and I, because we were in the smoke and the dust every single damn day, uh, had had it with Malagy. He said, boss, we, we gotta have a job.


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[Assistant] President effectively said, you know, guys...


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[Assistant] I know you're under a lot of pressure, but just go sit under a tree until that notion passes from your minds.


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[Assistant] Dave Petraeus and I refused to talk about timelines. We talked about what needed to be done and the need to maintain strategic patience and commitment until those things were done.


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[Assistant] To set an arbitrary timeline is just telling the enemy how long he has to wait.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that can be very dangerous and that is the argument we made.


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[Assistant] We disengaged not only militarily, uh, at the end of 2011, we disengaged politically. The war was over. We were out.


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[Assistant] Let the chips fall from where they may. Well, I don't think we thought through exactly how many chips were going to fall and what the consequences of that would be.


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[Assistant] Senior level regular phone calls. Senior level regular visits.


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[Assistant] We were hardwired into their political system. They wouldn't be able to function effectively with each other among communities without us. Uh, I think that disengagement


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[Assistant] Uh, they are far stronger, they are far more numerous.


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[Assistant] They have thousands who hold foreign passports and require no visas to get into the United States or other western countries.


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[Assistant] They are well funded, uh, they are battle hardened, uh, and they are well armed.


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[Assistant] Order these Baldwin's from favorite to least.


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[Assistant] If TNT called you and said you needed to fire one of the two hosts, would it be me or Method Man?


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[Assistant] You could have stopped me fifteen years ago. Instead, you gave me the ship.


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[Assistant] I'd heard of the Shadowhunter once before, from a guest that was staying here at the hotel.


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[Assistant] The same guest told me he's the head of that band of fanatics.


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[Assistant] But I don't know who he really is. Or was.


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[Assistant] It's hardly surprising that people think those etro fanatics are behind this recent string of murders.


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[Assistant] The Obama administration saw departure from Iraq as a, as a, as a foreign policy victory in of itself, divorced from what the consequences for Iraq would be. So it was a gain for American budget.


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[Assistant] It was a reversal of the Bush policy. It was an unburdening of the U.S. military. All of these things which had nothing to do with actually, uh, uh, what was happening in Iraq.


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[Assistant] Maliki's game plan for the future of Iraq is to consolidate Shia power and basically putting Sunnis in a subservient position. What he sees with the American departure is an opportunity to implement this. There's not going to be any Americans in his way.


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[Assistant] That he can read your face and tone, just like anyone else, and make his own guesses.


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[Assistant] Are you still in there, Lightning? Why are you afraid?


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[Assistant] The Super Bowl is coming up next Sunday. And for Tom Brady, this is his ninth one. Which is amazing. You realize one more Super Bowl and he gets a free sandwich.


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[Assistant] But despite all the excitement for the big game, many football fans are still talking about the team not playing in Atlanta. And for more on that, we turn to our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody.


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[Assistant] In today's video, I'm going to tell you everything there is to know about adjectives and what they are exactly.


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[Assistant] That describes or clarifies a noun.


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[Assistant] It is very important to understand what adjectives are and to know how to use them because they are essential when you speak English. Let's get started.


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[Assistant] And see how many ways there are in English to describe a cup using different kinds of adjectives. Let's see. We can say, it's a great cup. You just give your opinion.


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[Assistant] It's a big cup talking about the size of the cup.


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[Assistant] If you want to talk about the shape of the cup, you could say, it's a round cup.


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[Assistant] It's an old cup, if you want to talk about age.


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[Assistant] Or if you want to say what color it is, it's a white cup. Or talking about temperature, it's a cold cup.


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[Assistant] It's a broken cup if you make observations. It's a Korean cup. Talking about origins.


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[Assistant] Or it's a coffee cup talking about the purpose of the cup. Now, coffee as you know is a noun.


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[Assistant] All these adjectives are placed before the noun. Let's learn more about adjectives.


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[Assistant] Adjectives which are found after a verb.


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[Assistant] So if we take the sentence, the girl is nice. The adjective nice.


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[Assistant] refers to the subject of the sentence, the girl, but it is placed after the verb, to be.


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[Assistant] My students are happy. Same thing. The adjective, happy, describes the subject of the sentence, my students. But it is placed after the verb. I hope you understand, guys. Let's move on to practice now.


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[Assistant] Let's now practice finding adjectives in a few sentences. I'm a tall woman. Can you see the adjective in this sentence? I hope you can. The adjective is tall. It gives you the height of the woman. I'm a British woman. Now where is the adjective?


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[Assistant] The adjective is British. Gives you the origins of this woman.


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[Assistant] Now what's the adjective in this sentence?


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[Assistant] My eyes are blue. Now that's a different sentence. Can you spot the adjective?


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[Assistant] What's blue? My eyes. My eyes is the subject of the sentence. And the adjective is blue. I'm nice. Again, can you spot the adjective?


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[Assistant] It's nice. Okay. And finally, the weather is cold. What's the adjective? Where is it? Can you see it?


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[Assistant] Cold. Now in the first three sentences.


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[Assistant] It's the attribute position. Remember, the adjective comes before the noun. And in the last three sentences,


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[Assistant] It's the predicative position. Remember? The adjective comes after the noun. And in this case, after the verb to be. I hope you understand this.


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[Assistant] Good job. Okay, guys. Let's go through the sentences again. This time focusing on pronunciation. It's very important that you repeat the sentences after me to practice saying these adjectives in a sentence. Okay? Let's get started. I'm a tall woman. Can you repeat after me? Twice. First, I'm a tall woman.


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[Assistant] Good. Third sentence. I have blonde hair. So repeat after me, please.


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[Assistant] Good job. And finally, the weather is cold. Please repeat. The weather is cold.


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[Assistant] Okay guys, thank you for watching this video. I hope you now understand what adjectives are and how to use them in English.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys for watching my video. If you like it, please show us your support. Click on like, subscribe to our channel, comment below and share the video. Thank you. See you.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Let's go.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] Sharfu. Bablu. Shayan and Simran. Whatever they are saying.


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[Assistant] Order, order.


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[Assistant] In cash.


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[Assistant] Mr. Pathak.


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[Assistant] Mr. Narang.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] But, uh,


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[Assistant] So you have to stick around for a long, long time, you hear me?


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[Assistant] Listen, I gotta tell you something. That guy on the bridge was Walter's friend.


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[Assistant] I never really cared about money per se. I never really wanted to become a rich person. I knew that the people I was working with wanted to be rich, so I wasn't offended by that idea. It seemed like a pretty typical American goal, in fact.


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[Assistant] I went to UC Berkeley as an undergrad. I went to Harvard for grad school, uhm, and then I was a postdoc for five years at MIT.


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[Assistant] And I applied to work at a hedge fund to Esha and I got the job and I thought this was great. I was a quant.


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[Assistant] Doing something immoral. I was taking advantage of people I don't even know whose retirements were in these funds. We all put money into our 401ks.


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[Assistant] At the very end of somebody's career, they retire and they get some of that back. This is this person's money, and it's just basically going to, to Wall Street. This doesn't seem right.


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[Assistant] Was, you know what? Nobody knows how the system works. Even the people in finance don't understand the system.


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[Assistant] That in spite of the fact that they don't understand it, they're willing to come out and say, this isn't working. The system isn't working.


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[Assistant] We can absolutely reform banks. We just have to care enough about it. And we have to trust that the world won't collapse in the meantime. Banks were reformed after the Great Depression. They absolutely were.


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[Assistant] It was a political will issue, and it continues to be. And the question isn't, are we going to create something perfect? The question is, are we going to create something better than this? It's actually pretty low bar. So I think it's definitely achievable.


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[Assistant] Shit. Big B! Listen mate, I know I don't look human.


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[Assistant] It's a problem, I'll get it. I'll just step out the apartment for just a second to see what kind of damage this drunk shit is doing. Just cut me a break, yeah? I'll get me glamour first thing in the morning. Cross my R. No need to kick up a fuss.


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[Assistant] Do you have any idea how much it costs to have an entire family in glamour?


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[Assistant] Fucking hell! See? This is what I told you about, Sheriff. You're just gonna stand there? Do something, Bigby, before he completely tears up the place!


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[Assistant] Oh no, by all means, take your time. Make yourself comfortable.


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[Assistant] So, uh, how good is your insurance? I can't be mad at you. I called you, and you come to help. I can't be mad. But even when you help, things end up more fucked than they started.


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[Assistant] Bigby! And Miss White! Surely you didn't come all this way just for my bother.


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[Assistant] Sorry, Big V. It's embarrassing to have to admit, but, uh, I thought there was someone else in Wig's place.


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[Assistant] There was it though, uh, not one I checked. Nothing but a leaky drainpipe. Imagination must have got the best of me. So, you know, false alarm.


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[Assistant] Sorry for dragging Miss White into this, but thanks for coming. Much appreciated.


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[Assistant] He's fine this way. Just stung his little toe. Better swimmer than walker, just like his dad.


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[Assistant] So, I guess you'll be taking off now. No need to hang around here anymore. I mean, I'm sorry you came all the way here for nothing. But it was nothing, really.


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[Assistant] I-I have a seat. I have a cup of tea. Whatever you like.


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[Assistant] Just mind the opposed tree while you're looking for nothing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The lamp just fell off the table. All the boy was faffin' about, playin' salts and salt fish. Who knows with the lad?


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[Assistant] Christ sakes, a fucking locksmith bastard for weeks, mate. Right, he's just like everything else in this bloody building.


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[Assistant] It's just some wood rot. Not mold or anything. Bleeding. Why is that? It's blunt. Still fresh. Oh, well, I cut me hand. Ran around like a tit trying to pick out a rap. Must have got some unfinished bits. Sounds painful. Oi! Don't you go mother-ending now. The wound didn't sit very long, you know. Looks to be in a fable, I suppose. And a frock.


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[Assistant] What is it now? If it's blood, you know what happened, I-


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[Assistant] Just last night when I'd come out, I was in a downright dizzy, mate, as you would be.


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[Assistant] Long forgot the keys to this place. And I had to climb in through the bloody window.


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[Assistant] You were the, the new, uh, Shakin' Stevens album, yea?


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[Assistant] I'm supposed to wake him, cause his jammy daddy didn't remember to check his pockets.


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[Assistant] Maybe one of Junior's toys or something? I mean, who knows?


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[Assistant] Nothing! And why did the lamp have to be there, of all the blooming pointless inquiries? It's my own place! Don't you think I'll know where I


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[Assistant] Bloody hell, mate, come on. Get off with this!


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[Assistant] I bumped it, coming, coming in from the thing.


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[Assistant] There's just, there's just nothing to tell. Look around the room and see for yourself. Everything has its explanation, you'll see.


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[Assistant] You didn't- I didn't. It was that butchery.


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[Assistant] Who'd come bulging in, screaming about something that was my name? What thought he had? I dunno.


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[Assistant] I tried to go out the window, but he pulled me back in. It's been a hard morning. I'll tell you that. What was he looking for? I don't have a fucking clue, Sheriff. I would have told you. I wanted to. Really, I did. But he said it would have this ever got back to him. If he ever thought you knew, or miss why, he'd come back and kill my wife. I even tried to give the bastard a coat. He wouldn't take it.


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[Assistant] It's an envelope. Fucking hell, of course there is. For my luck it's a map to some bloody doubloons.


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[Assistant] Bigby, hey, wait up. Have you seen my wife? Have you seen Beauty?


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[Assistant] Very well. Please return should you wish to ask about someone else. Or someone new.


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[Assistant] It's a new beginning for us. Things are finally going to be good.


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[Assistant] They won't look for him here. We just need to make sure he doesn't attract any attention. Come on, let's see how he's doing.


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[Assistant] I know it's a big change for all of us, but son, do you remember why we moved to this quiet little mountain?


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[Assistant] This is a gated community, sir. We do not allow in the riffraff mover logs, sir.


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[Assistant] If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the stone age.


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[Assistant] I warn you sir, I have five years training at the mall. Move along sir.


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[Assistant] Over here! Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you. It's me, Al Gore! You know, Al Gore, I'm super important!


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[Assistant] Alright, look. I've detected some very strange activity in this area. I believe we are dealing with... Man Bear Peg! Yes, THE Man Bear Peg.


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[Assistant] I know you're scared, but I need help. Take these and place them in the location specified on the Man Bear map. Pig.


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[Assistant] And now I'm going to make you my friend on Facebook. This is very prestigious. You have my email now, but don't give it out to anybody.


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[Assistant] I'm super cereal. Hurry! We must know if Man Bear Pig is here or not! Welcome to Tweak Coffee, coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic suppliers. It's local coffee, brewed locally. Tweak?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we got the package for Tweet Coffee. You got the invo-


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[Assistant] That's not the usual kid that picks up the package. Huh? Oh shit. IT'S A KID!


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[Assistant] Hmm, yep, that's good shit. Alright Tweek, you can play for a little bit. But be home before dark or you'll be grounded. Grounded.


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[Assistant] Like the fresh grinds of our all-organic tweak blend, made with ingredients from local tweakers.


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[Assistant] This is the kind of stuff you put up with living in a remote little mountain town. At least we don't have to deal with traffic.


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[Assistant] Okay, that one doesn't work either. Head back towards the elevator! Great, you made it! Okay, use this panel here and we can all go home!


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[Assistant] Yes? At what location? How many people in the town?


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[Assistant] And that a large earthquake and several fires in the South Park area last night woke many residents from their sleep. Here with the report is a midget in a bikini. Tom, government workers here are assuring everyone nothing out of the ordinary has happened.


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[Assistant] They claim that the only reason huge tents have gone up to cover this area is to mask the construction of a new Taco Bell, which will open sometime later this month. Thanks, Midget. I do love me some Taco Bell. The mayor of South Park states that last night's tremors and fires are under control and that hopefully schools and businesses can open again soon.


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[Assistant] Everyone, this is the kid whose family just moved to town. We've become very close friends. His name is... What's your name? Well anyway, this child and I witnessed something last night, and I'd like you to hear his story. Go ahead, kid.


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[Assistant] Look, I know how you're feeling, okay? But this isn't gonna solve anything! We've got to get inside that taco bell and find out what's really going on! Help me with that and I'll help you with this. I saw you on the ship. You have pretty good control over your farts. Meet me in the bathroom. It's time for you to learn some real power.


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[Assistant] I can tell you have potential but you are undisciplined. Let me show you what I mean. Come at me. Try and fart on me. Come on!


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[Assistant] Hi-cha! See that? Your fart's over there somewhere. Didn't come close. So, what do you do when people can block your farts?


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[Assistant] You must learn to control your farts to move and release at a specific time and place. I'm going to teach you a fart called the Sneaky Squeaker. It will become your greatest ally. Don't believe me? Try and block my attack.


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[Assistant] Distracting your opponent is key to battle. Look, let me show you again. Pay special attention to the viscosity.


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[Assistant] Very, very good. Now use what I taught you to sneak inside that Taco Bell. Find out what they're up to and report back here. And no matter what happens...


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[Assistant] Never fart on anyone's balls. Got that? Alright. Now go.


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[Assistant] Folks, there's nothing to be concerned with here. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary is going on. We're simply getting ready for the grand opening of a new Taco Bell.


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[Assistant] New Taco Bell opening soon. Very big Taco Bell. It's gonna open in a few weeks. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Will this Taco Bell be serving Enchiritos? What?


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[Assistant] Is it gonna be a full menu Taco Bell or is this gonna be one of those Taco Bell KFC combos? We got a guy out here asking a lot of questions.


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[Assistant] Look, it's a simple question. If this is gonna be a huge Taco Bell, will it serve Enchiritos? I think we have a right to know- BLEH! Mark?


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[Assistant] Folks, we know you're all very excited, but for your safety, we ask you stay clear of the construction site.


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[Assistant] But so far we've been unable to stop the UFO from leaking the toxic waste. We've contained all we can, but there are no guarantees an outbreak will not occur. And does the alien liquid appear to have the same effect as last time? I'm afraid so.


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[Assistant] When the alien waste reacts with organic material on Earth, it turns things into Nazi zombies.


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[Assistant] Here we go again. God damn it. I'm so tired of Nazi zombies.


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[Assistant] It's so overused. If the wrong person gets their hands on that green toxin, it could totally spread him.


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[Assistant] We have a big problem. Alright, we're gonna have to completely obliterate everything in a three block radius.


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[Assistant] Find locations for the bombs and bury it all. Then make up a fake story about an earthquake. We can contain the outbreak this time if we act quickly enough. Let's move!


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[Assistant] Everything we've just talked about has been recorded onto this tape. I'm going to leave it alone here for a few minutes, then come back later and have it encrypted and locked away so nobody ever hears what was said in this meeting. Yes, good idea.


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[Assistant] What's this? It's a recording! There's data on here!


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[Assistant] What gives them the right? I knew there was more to this. It's not a simple Taco Bell we're dealing with. It's the most massive Taco Bell ever built.


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[Assistant] You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.


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[Assistant] You've done well, new kid. We're not going to let Taco Bell win. I'll take that picture you wanted now of you with the PTA.


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[Assistant] Uh, Clyde's out playing in the backyard with his little friends.


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[Assistant] You missed the news! Looks like we're gonna have the country's largest Taco Bell in our new town.


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[Assistant] Why don't you tell us about them? No?


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[Assistant] And then they'll try and use him for his gift and he'll become a weapon. They won't stop looking for him. We have to keep everything secret, even for-


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[Assistant] You can't expect me to pat you on the back just because you've made a few friends. As soon as you have a lot of friends, then I'll be proud.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Dr. Poonlover. Get on up in the chair and this won't take long at all.


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[Assistant] Hey, little young to be having an abortion, aren't we? It's okay, we have a booster seat.


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[Assistant] Alright, just sit back and relax. We'll get that fuck trash taken right out of you. Here we go.


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[Assistant] What the? Wow, never seen that before. You burned out the vacuum! I'm gonna have to get this thing fixed. Be back in a minute.


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[Assistant] Ah! Ah, damn it! Oh, it's you! Thank God! Something strange is going on here. The PTA reviewed that tape you got us. The Taco Bell has something called a Plan B. They've been here looking through these records, but-


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[Assistant] Why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the women of South Park? I'm afraid now you know too much.