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[Assistant] Where he's just missed guys or what have you, his offensive line, you know, they've struggled at times. So I think it's just kind of a mix of like, they just need to kind of come together. Joe Barry needs to get better at coaching. I mean, that's what it comes down to for the defensive coordinator and.


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[Assistant] But also at the same point, it's a six hour flight, but so is New York to California. Like yeaah.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, Scooter, weren't you on here a few weeks ago saying how the Cowboys have such a difficult schedule? No. The Eagles?


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[Assistant] Alright. But what about this? What if we have a, like a little best of both worlds? What about if Perna has to eat the danger witch during the episode and his lines can only be the line from the commercial? So he has to try and work that into a conversation every single time?


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[Assistant] I'll be, um, streaming tonight's game. Brandon does know about eating human flesh. The danger was just human. I'll be streaming tonight's game. Honestly, last week though was so bad, but it was so much fun. It was so much fun.


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[Assistant] Three seasons, they played probably 20 games a piece, maybe more. You're looking at almost an extra season worth of games, intense games. And also don't forget, they only had five defensemen in that, like,


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[Assistant] Over time as well. Czernak was out, I believe, in the second period.


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[Assistant] The toll of having, you know, the physical toll of paying.


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[Assistant] for those Stanley Cup vict starting to come into eff


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[Assistant] There's not much you can do. And by the way, that was 5.45. I know, uh, the D word is, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm going to be completely honest, dude, him and Aaron Hernandez killed the competition.


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[Assistant] He needs to grind in the early game. That would really give him a big advantage.


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[Assistant] He's, he's gonna be on a different uniform by the start of this year. There are more rumors popping up about him going to Seattle. They are highly interested, which means that they're gonna sign him immediately once he's cut because there's no way they're going with Drew Locke and Geno Smith.


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[Assistant] And then Carolina's always been in those rumors as well. Maybe a sleeper team's in there too. But at the same time.


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[Assistant] Like the, the line between Baker and Cleveland, it's kind of like this. You have this nice line. There's a bridge over everyone's riding around and then the entire bridge collapses on itself.


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[Assistant] And then everyone falls into a horrible chasm. That is how Cleveland and Baker Mayfield is going on. And the sad part is once again, we wouldn't be dealing with a situation if Baker Mayfield was on IR instead of playing with a messed up shoulder that messed up his throwing.


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[Assistant] The Panthers also remember they're not throwing out Sam Darnold again. I mean, you can't.


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[Assistant] But we saw you play after those first three games. It was, it was bad.


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[Assistant] Would you rather have Famous Jamus or Baker Mayfield? Honestly, I'd have Jamus because at the same thing, he's marinated in that system for years, but he's also showed flashes of brilliance last year. He'd be an elite quarterback if he stopped turning the ball over. Let's be rude.


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[Assistant] Hey Roger, do you feel deflated right about now?


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[Assistant] Here's the way you get to it. Here's what you say to them right now.


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[Assistant] Look, you're going to release those emails or we're shedding your antitrust. So somebody else does that. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] First, uh, Hard Knocks. I think the first one was in Baltimore. Like, Syragusa was just like, he just, uh, did not give a shit. He was just like, yeah, whatever. I mean, talk to me about being a rookie and then you'll be fine. Cause I mean, dude was a pit alum.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Crazy. So there's nothing there. I'm guessing it might be heart related because I saw this interview yesterday when he did on Howard Stern where his dad died at 48 of a heart attack. Plus he was a bigger dude himself, so.


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[Assistant] It's, it's kinda creepy. So he mentioned like, hey, if I die, don't feel bad for me, just bury me, play some Sinatra, call it a day. So that's probably what's gonna happen. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] And then after the commercial ends, he announces his transfer to A&M or USC.


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[Assistant] I don't really have an NBA team. I grew up liking the Raptors when I was younger. So unfortunately I don't know that much about it. They're probably picking mid to late teens. Uhm, main thing is I...


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[Assistant] Really don't know anything about the NBA draft, so uhm. That's fair. Any guess that I make is just gonna be an educated guess. I know Chet Holmgren's supposed to be one of the top prospects in this draft, so I hope he goes to the Magic and Flops so I can slap the scooter a little more, so you know what, I'm cool with that.


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[Assistant] Also, his name is Chet. That happened with Lamar Jackson. Remember, like, they didn't want to draft another RG3. That's why he fell so far on the draft. Then you have- That's true.


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[Assistant] Now presenting to you, Tom Grassi and the Flippy Flappy Flappy Game.


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[Assistant] Jesus broke bread, but Bigfoot's gonna break your back.


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[Assistant] Well, I just released a video of me being incredibly terrible at baseball. You should watch it because it's just cringe in its purest form.


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[Assistant] And I feel like it best symbolizes how terrible I am at sports. So that's, that's what I've been through.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, you guys have already met Sam and everything. Sam and I were there together that whole time. We, uh, we met Cam, uh, the night one. It was me, I think.


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[Assistant] I wasn't gonna say it, but like you looked a little skinnier.


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[Assistant] Uh, I live just outside Boston, so there's your answer. Uh, I was brought up a Patch fan, uhm, and


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess it's sort of a locale thing, but you know, the more that they win.


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[Assistant] And the more that I get in the football, I started to realize this is a pretty good team to be a fan of. And I know everyone hates us. I don't care. Like, you can hate us if you want. I got booed on stage in my Make-A-Wish kid.


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[Assistant] Bood, what's going through your mind, Ben? It's because I have a navy blue jersey and not a light blue one.


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[Assistant] That's true. I mean, I, I, I love the booze. I love the attention. I just, if I'm, if I'm getting people booing me, I did something right. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] No, absolutely not booing me personally, but I mean, I represent a hated franchise, and uh, uhm, I understand that.


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[Assistant] at all. I know I met a lo actually. They brought me b because we all knew the


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[Assistant] We, we not, we didn't trade up to like 46. We went to 50, but.


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[Assistant] I was trying not to puke backstage, I was just that nervous and he was, he...


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[Assistant] Somehow managed to calm my nerves to a level where I was just ready to go at that point. Really great guy in person.


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[Assistant] Who stopped the show for me? Um, Santana Moss is a great guy as well. Like he, so I was in a green room for a while and usually I had to go up to people and introduce myself or in the case of a player who I'm not going to name but he's a receiver on one of your teams. He, I asked him if he was who he was, he said no and he left.


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[Assistant] Okay. So, but backstage, you know, Santana Moss actually came up to me.


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[Assistant] And he's like, what are you nervous about? He showed me his card, uh, and he had to announce a dude named Fadarian. So I knew I was in good hands because he did it well and I would have been fine no matter what.


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[Assistant] He wasn't there, uh, but believe it or not, you know, he picked Pickens, so I was like, alright, you guys have fun together, I'mma go back to my seat.


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[Assistant] I had an ESPN shoot with uh, with Sam for a bit, but I didn't go to the red carpet.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the whole thing was really cool. They took an entire parking lot. They built like a little draft town all over it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we have a, we have an interesting record this year. We got a bunch of night games. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say.


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[Assistant] Somewhere in the 9-10 win range. I'm not expecting, you know, greatness this year. We're, we're currently rebuilding. We got a second year QB.


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[Assistant] Max is a great guy, I love him, but it felt like, you know, a dad doing a gritty. I'll give it a 7 out of 10.


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[Assistant] Well, I was sick with, unfortunately, leukemia a couple years ago. What I got into really was not only sports content, which is what I said earlier, you guys helped me through so much. Like it was tree I discovered first.


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[Assistant] I watched a lot of your videos in the hospital and then I found out the rest of you slowly over time. So Tom as well, five points, all five of you.


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[Assistant] But it wasn't just you guys, it was also actual broadcasters, you know, taking people from their living rooms to the actual game themselves.


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[Assistant] Try to be that person for someone else one day, because I know how it feels to be stuck in a hospital room for months. And...


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[Assistant] I watched, you know, reaction to game three of Toronto Raptors versus Gold State Warriors religiously. Jordan Love reaction, watch it religiously, you know. Daniel Jones reaction, religiously. Perna's got a bunch of fun.


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[Assistant] I don't exactly love your team either, it's okay.


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[Assistant] I don't do sports content right now. I actually am a music producer on the side, so you can follow me at at imcloudcage. I will, uh, I'll type that into any chats I can find. Spell it out and I'll type it in all the chats. So it's at I-M-L-O-U-D-C-A-J-E. Oh, C-A-G-E. I am. I am. I'll stay in the private chat.


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[Assistant] Now we look at our 10 day forecast. It's looking a little bit...


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[Assistant] To one of the most highly anticipated events of 2022.


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[Assistant] We got the Super Bowl. It's basically the Super Bowl, then the Stanley Cup if they had a baby.


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[Assistant] Can we just mute the feed? Can we do that? Cause that might be why there's an echo.


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[Assistant] Is that, yeaah, we mute the feed. Okay. If we mute the feed, then I think we might be


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[Assistant] Oh, alright. Oh wait, they sent us a lineup. Oh wait, they're pitching already!


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[Assistant] I looked a little bit outside, so that might have been a ball right there. This, uh, this already is game off to an exciting start.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it glitched out a little bit. I think that might have been a strike too.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's 0-2. Okay, so there, I thought there was three pitches that were thrown. Thank you, God.


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[Assistant] So, do you think, Perna, with an extra long neck, I know it helps Davis Mills, do you think it will help him hit a baseball here? I smell a single.


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[Assistant] I thought I heard contact for a second, but that just might have been my butterflies in my stomach because of how exciting this is. And now here we go after the 0-1 pitch.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, so he's struck out, so there goes Draftneck. Uh, so there's, there's, that, that's gone. Alright, so now we got two outs on the top of the first here. Uh, both YouTubers have struck out, except the first one didn't swing anything. At least Draftneck swung a couple times.


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[Assistant] Look at that. Taken one for the team. It doesn't matter. We got team already out already.


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[Assistant] Look at that. I'm impressed. I am thoroughly impressed. That's pretty cool. Big lead off that he's got going on there. He's really trying to get away from there. Alright, so I don't know what the count is. No idea. But that's okay. We're all just here having fun and there was already three out, so.


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[Assistant] Points don't matter, it's like whose line is it anyway. We're playing with house money.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, just a bit inside, almost taking off his wiener there. And so now you're gonna probably, I don't even, again, I don't know what the count is. 1, 2, 2, 2, 5, 6.


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[Assistant] So they gave him four outs and just like that, the YouTubers after four outs are gone, but we had a walk in which someone was hit. We had a stolen base and someone actually hit a ball. So I think that this was a pretty productive first inning, Perna. How about you?


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[Assistant] So, if this lineup is correct, right, that was Eric Sim, so then it's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Baseball quotes, SRS mic, the diamond, and that's baseball, RBT, wait, where's tree?


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[Assistant] Oh, they're like subbing out because I guess the team is so big.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to read the Excel spreadsheet. It's confusing. I, I quit my office job and teaching so I don't have to look at Excel anymore.


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[Assistant] Ah, gotcha. I thought you got Roger Clemens. I thought so too.


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[Assistant] Alright, so we'll see. Oh god, they're gonna die, aren't they? I mean, listen.


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[Assistant] I'm impressed that we had contact, we had a stolen base.


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[Assistant] Already looking up for the YouTubers. I know it's not reflective in the score, but the YouTubers are winning right now because there's nothing else to commentate about.


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[Assistant] See, I would be terrified because like, these are legitimate baseball players. It's minor league, but they're baseball players. So, you're taking a hit by one of those balls, it's gonna hurt. It is gonna hurt. I don't know if there's a mercy rule, but I hope there isn't.


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[Assistant] They asked me, they were like, Tom, you want to come out and play baseball? I said, absolutely not. I said, football, ping pong, I'm your guy. I'll even throw my hat in the ring for badminton. Wasn't he a catcher though? You don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, just saying. Elmer's praying for the...


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[Assistant] I just want to let everyone know that I obviously am prepared. I have a baseball in my hand for this stream. Oh, who's this guy running the left? That's what I want to know. Is this a third base coach? That's their third base coach. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Jim. Jim? Jim's name. Okay. I'm cool with that.


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[Assistant] Jim the third base coach. Alright, we got our first pitch.


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[Assistant] The YouTubers got a strike there, you got a 1-1 count going on right now. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Out of play, out of play! What's the, what's the signal for that? Just like, holding?


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[Assistant] Look at this! Look at- Oh my god, are you kidding me? Can you imagine a YouTuber strikes him out? This guy is gonna get cut from the team immediately. Alright, let's see, please strike him out.


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[Assistant] Listen, we're crushing it. Yup, sock puck bits, disco turkeys, all nine yards. It's a beautiful thing.


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[Assistant] Wow. You might not have been able to tell because the picture looked like it was from 1935 for a second, but that was an out, a ground out, thrown in the first. Who's the first baseman right now? Oh, we have this lineup.


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[Assistant] You know, Perna, right now, what do you think Jim is thinking about right now? As he's walking around in circles?


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[Assistant] Well, hold on, right, it looks like Jim is actually talking to the third baseman right now. Who's our third baseman?


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[Assistant] Here we go. One out for the YouTubers. It's the bottom of the first. Who's up? Don't know. Don't know.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that, that was a double. That was no good. That was definitely no good.


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[Assistant] So now, Jim is all fired up. Jim, obviously, is ready to go.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm just saying that the YouTubers and the professional baseball players- Oh, hold on! We got another hit! And... The play's at one?


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[Assistant] Coming to play, coming to play. Listen, so now, there's a man on third, but there are two outs.


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[Assistant] Do you imagine going home and your mom's just like, how was your day honey? And you're like, I grounded out to a bunch of YouTubers. Probably not a great day.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright. We need more cameras. Yeah, well again, the HD is charging. I thought that was a joke when he said it, but apparently it's not. Not a joke. I don't know how you charge.


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[Assistant] No four outs for the pros. Alright, and now it's time for the halftime show. Erna? You said you were gonna do a dance?


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[Assistant] What kind of dance you want? You said, you said that there were tassels and pasties. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's about, so right now, uh, if you're just joining us here, uh, the YouTubers, a guy actually got on second, so that was exciting. Uh, in addition, it is now the top of the second, as are you, I'm sorry, what the hell is going on the left side right now? Oh, we got a game, a game within a game. They got baskets on their head.


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[Assistant] Woah! I'm wearing the jersey for it! I don't know what the appropriate reaction to baseball.


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[Assistant] Alright, so it is either water balloons or hand grenades is the report that we're getting right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. That's how I found out I was allergic to latex.


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[Assistant] Could've been a l- oh. Oh. Oh.


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[Assistant] I just break out in hives. Okay.


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[Assistant] So, not the worst. I mean, I imagine that if it was during a prostate exit, cause like that's happened at the dentist where like they have too many


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[Assistant] Like they got, they got latex gloves on and I'm like, hey, like my mouth's feeling itchy. I imagine it would be even worse if it was a prostate exam, especially from the dentist.


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[Assistant] Baseball quotes is up right now. Is he going to quote baseball at them while he's swinging?


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[Assistant] Let's see, it's the top of the first, I'm sorry, second, excuse me. Oh, that looks outside and that ball gets away from him. If there was someone on base, someone could have stole.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's exactly who it was.


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[Assistant] Did you see that? That was impressive. That was impressive as hell.


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[Assistant] Alright, so one out. I think we're playing with four outs for the YouTubers. Oooooh. And I couldn't tell what that ball was. It looked like it might have been just a bit outside partner.


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[Assistant] He did, it was run through his mind. He's like, I just want to see one of these YouTubers point and just rocket this thing or strike out after that. All right, here we go. So.


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[Assistant] So now, I just want, is tree like, cheerleading at least? Bare minimum.


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[Assistant] They also may be using a water or oil based lubricant on the baseball.


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[Assistant] You know, I gotta say, the stance looks off here. It looks like that, uh, that front foot is just a little too far out. If you look and see, right there, right? It looks like it's a little too outside. It's not where...


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[Assistant] At what point do you just bribe the pitcher to slow it down a bit?


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[Assistant] It's get on first base after that. No plan.


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[Assistant] And that's baseball. A cousin of That's Good Sports.


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[Assistant] Pitcher, uh, which, if I'm not mistaken, his name is Carl. Uh, struggling a little bit out there today.


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[Assistant] I want, now, again, it's really hard to tell, but do you think that this picture is throwing heaters right now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they are getting a little nervous out there. If you're the pros right now, you're winning 1-0. Right? But the, uh, YouTubers looks like they came to play.


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[Assistant] Hose before pros, that's what they say. You're saying hose before pros?


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[Assistant] So do you, are you suggesting we seduce the pros with women?


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[Assistant] Now, here's the thing. Do we have a better angle? No. Apparently the HD camera is charging. Or just the HD. He literally said the HD is charging.


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[Assistant] That's kind of what I'm, uh, getting the sense you're saying. You want extra batteries too.


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[Assistant] And Perna has just informed me that for every run that the pros get, he will be doing a shot. No.


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[Assistant] To make sure that he is hydrated.


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[Assistant] Also moonshine. The one that makes you go blind.


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[Assistant] Kinda makes sense. Oh, he swings and misses! Oh, he's not gonna wanna go home and tell his grandma that tonight. Hey, the YouTubers, we came to play, man.


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[Assistant] Came to play, and if it stops working, just aim for them. Eventually you'll hit something important.


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[Assistant] So the tree is, you can see tree actually behind the scoreboard, uh, right there, past the outfield, like just fast, so you see a bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a swing and it looks like it was a foul tip. So still has two strikes if I'm not mistaken. Here comes the first home run. Look, I'm Babe Ruth. Watch him strike it out. Oh, foul tipped again.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, if you are the coach of the sock puppets and you're watching this,


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[Assistant] You are standing in the dugout with a baseball bat and you're pointing to your knees every time someone gets a foul. Jess is here! It's Jess everybody! It's Jess!


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[Assistant] Ooh, piazza! You know what, honestly? Might, uh, wanna switch catchers there with piazza. Mmm.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, uh, now, let's see what Piazza can do. Oh, he gets a hit right down the middle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think he made the play first. So now, got a man on first and third, no outs. So not a great look for the YouTubers right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the center field's running over there. Where's the ball? No idea.


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[Assistant] Classic. Jose Kinsenko, you crazy son of a gun. So now that's, that's 4-0. Bottom second, 4-0. And, uh, zero outs.


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[Assistant] Perna, almost, uh, you know, it's more than halfway to a touchdown. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Two safeties right now. Perna, uh, which, which batter is up now? Uh, this would be Troy Tuliewiczki. Oh, Tuliewiczki. How's he been doing lately?


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[Assistant] That makes sense. Well, obviously he is in Burlington right now, and I believe that was a strike, a swing, and a miss, so it looks like his troubles are following him from Colorado all the way to North Carolina.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright, so now, uh, it's a left, oh, and he hits it!


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[Assistant] Come on, come on, come on. Make the play, make the play. Got him. Oh, look at that. Back to back outs. There you go. There you go. That's what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna ask RBT, who I've interacted with like twice, huh? Right now, oh, that's smacked!


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[Assistant] And that's baseball is the center fielder.


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[Assistant] Is it in the stadium? In the field? In the park. In the park, that's what it is. Right? I'm right. I don't know. Am I right? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm still getting picked this evening. Oh, Jesus. I meant inning. This is rough.


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[Assistant] That's, that's uh, tree is literally in the back of the outfield, guys. Mecha just pointed out him and his whole family are back there. Alright, so now, here we go.


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[Assistant] Wow, they struck him out looking. Look at that.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's five run. Oh, there's a big green mascot. Is that a, a bull, a bear? That's the sock puppet master. Does someone like?


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[Assistant] Are they the, the puppet master and they just like have to go around with their hand up his butt?


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[Assistant] Yes. Okay. Oh, that's the person next to him.


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[Assistant] Oh, Burley, DeSava, Miley, they're press, they're press. Oh, they pro.


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[Assistant] He is. Look, there you go. The RBT's are in the chat. That is...


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[Assistant] Don't worry, I got a master's degree and I'm a YouTuber. Idiot. Let's go.


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[Assistant] This is RBT. Let's go. My name is Olivia, by the way.


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[Assistant] I think RBT is gonna get an RBI. See what I did there? That's a baseball term. Wow. Did you see that?


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[Assistant] Okay, so. Is that two balls? Two balls for RBT? There's a lot of RBT fans here, so I'm going to say it's two balls, because he wouldn't have strikes.


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[Assistant] We're really good at this. Isn't it the third inning, Perna? Yeah, I'll change it. God, Perna.


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[Assistant] Well no, cause aren't they putting in the subs? Oh yeaah, that makes sense. What are they putting the subs in? I don't know. Alright.


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[Assistant] So this is, uh, Draftneck, who didn't swing at all his first, uh, at bat. So the fact that he swung, an improvement.


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[Assistant] Perna, I'm just getting word, uh, that Jim has left the stadium, because I don't, I, I, there's, that's the problem too. The YouTubers got no first base coach, they got no third base coach. What are we doing out here? What are we doing? They should have had somebody. What's the current temperature in Berlin?


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[Assistant] He looks too spry. He looks like his knees don't hurt, so it's probably not five.


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[Assistant] You never give up. You run through the base. You run through the base.


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[Assistant] Look at that! Tom Grassi. Nailed it. Thank you, Nick. Appreciate that. I like your dog. Alright, so now it's gonna be the bottom of the third.


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[Assistant] Pardon? Do you think that the YouTubers are gonna score a single run?


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[Assistant] Jim's just like, I gotta go, the crypto market's crashing. I gotta go. When's it gonna go back up though?


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[Assistant] Take me out to the- RBT just tweeted, every pitch was outside, that was a four pitch walk in my book. There you go.


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[Assistant] Is it charged? Oh, wait, we're back. Okay, so it's a bomb move third. Uh, which, uh, professional is this, Perna?


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[Assistant] Well. No, we're still YouTubers. Wait, we still got four outs? No, this is Eric.


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[Assistant] Look at that, he's warmed up right now, and they're, they're gonna freeze. He's, he's throwing at least 85 degrees. At least, bare minimum.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was so confused. I was like, NFL gold? Is there like tiers now? Is this five outs? Are they giving them five outs right now?


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[Assistant] They're like, keep swinging away, dudes. They really gotta start, you know, using steroids or something. Look, is that 5 probably with the camera recording? I don't know, that's a deep spot.


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[Assistant] Oh, foul ball. At least he made contact. Oh, look, uh, he started to approach the pitcher there with a baseball bat. Thought there might have been a fight that was going to break out.


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[Assistant] Alright, that was outside, so you might ask, Tom, what are the current strikes and balls? Look, the second baseman is not, the second baseman is hanging out with the shortstop. There's nobody on that side of the field. Yeaah. There's no respect by the sock puppets here for the, uh, batting capabilities of whoever's up.


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[Assistant] But right now it looks like the ball is going nowhere except the catcher's mitt.


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[Assistant] That was a foul, you got a piece of it. That was almost in 3D, the baseball coming back here.


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[Assistant] It just hits the camera. And we're done, folks! Robbie. It's okay.


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[Assistant] Charge it. Magnet gate. Yup. Exactly.


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[Assistant] You know what, nobody wants to talk about cause it's uncomfortable. I'm pretty sure that was five outs though. I'm pretty sure that was five outs. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] One guy in the miners who was thrown inside and karate kicked the catcher in the chest before charging them out. That sounds great! How come they're not doing that?


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[Assistant] 70% of that going to our bank accounts. Yes. YouTube takes the 30.


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[Assistant] What if, just throwing it out there, cause, what if they get that guy from Field of Dreams?


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[Assistant] Oh my god. He is Shoeless Joe Jackson. Yea, I haven't seen Field of Dreams in such a long time, folks. It's been a very long time. Though I will say, when they actually played that MLB game in a cornfield, that was the most interesting baseball I ever was.


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[Assistant] Ooh, Sandlot Kids, yes. Bring in Emilio Estevez.


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[Assistant] For the love of the game, people are saying, I want the dog from Sandlust.


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[Assistant] Wait, Tree's on first base? He's first base? Is he really? Tree's on first? Can we get a confirmation about that?


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[Assistant] Not an HD, but where I heard the HD is charging.


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[Assistant] Have you thought, oh, so that's a walk? Oh nope, they're telling him to get his bat again. And they're like, listen Steve, you gotta be a team player. And he's like, I thought I was walked. He's like, go pick up your bat and hit the


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[Assistant] So wait a minute. Oh yeaah. I see that silhouette. Oh, there he is. There he is.


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[Assistant] That's gonna bring him to third base. I don't even know how he got to second base.


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[Assistant] Looks like we got HD, boy! We got HD! Look at this camera quality! Wow!


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[Assistant] Now, five, is this guy out here like throwing heaters?


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[Assistant] It's nine zero. It's nine nothing, and it's suddenly nighttime.


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[Assistant] Alright, so here we go. Here we go. He should choke up on the bat.


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[Assistant] Try to take off his head and that guy's gonna go to third base. And this is honestly, this is the strategy that I told them. Once you start losing, aim for body parts.


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[Assistant] You got a lot of fans in here. A lot of fans. They were chanting your name. They were saying things about corn.


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[Assistant] Kaylee saying, our team's watching you back in 2013 with CFB previews.


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[Assistant] Oh, the camera's so much better when we switch to HD. Oh, it's so much better.


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[Assistant] So, uh, RBT, what's the strategy going into this next inning on, uh, how you cannot be down 13-0?


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[Assistant] Now, RBT, there was a pro who got struck out, correct?


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[Assistant] They don't wanna play no more? Look at Tree jogging in.


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[Assistant] Well, RBT, have you thought about performance enhancing drugs?


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[Assistant] That's strike two, through eight strikes. Come on, Shrey. Come on!


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[Assistant] Seven on seven YouTubers. Flag football. Let's do it. All about it. All about it.


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[Assistant] The chat is like, yes. There was a lot of yeses.


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[Assistant] I think there's just a lack of respect right now for the, uh, offense of the YouTubers. I think that might be it.


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[Assistant] Let's go. It's alright. Arbitrate. Listen, the next one.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he's referring to steroids or actual juice.


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[Assistant] That's it. He struck him out. I'm pretty sure that's game. I think that's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, look at 5. Look at that. You can see the reflection.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, that's a second strikeout. So it looks like whoever's at bat right now is a little behind on the pitches here. That's number seven.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at that. Nice picture.


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[Assistant] Uh, my question is, are you starring in season two of House of the Dragon?


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[Assistant] The time actually went by really quick. Uh, at one point there was a really large bang in my house and I had no idea what it was and I thought it was a cat while I was like doing it but then I watched it back and both cats are in the room so I don't know what that was so that was fun. Uh, that scared the crap out of me. Maybe you're dating now.


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[Assistant] It went by really, really quick, honestly. And then it was only like the last 30 minutes. I was like, all right, this gotta be like wrapping up. How did you know?


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[Assistant] I called Johnny Barks beforehand and I was like, hey, are you around tonight? And he's like, yes. And I was like, perfect. He has my number, obviously. So I just set it to vibrate and I said, hey,


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[Assistant] Just call me like when we pass a threshold because for a thousand dollars, which we hit before the stream even went live, I opened the door to like the cats and dogs come in. We had $5,000, had to go get a beer and then every $5,000 afterwards, I said, you know what? I'll go get a beer and it'll extend the stream for another 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] I, I mean, I told all of you, I peed in the potty twice, and I did that with a mask on, and I could not see anything, and I realized how low my toilet was, but I did it, and...


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[Assistant] Uh, a fan sent me this, uh, shout out to Guyver, uh, sent me this in the mail. It took months to get here because it was made in the Ukraine.


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[Assistant] It is a Leviathan axe replica, and it's like a legit wooden handle, like full metal axe, which is amazing, so.


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[Assistant] But what happens when he comes back on the franchise tag, is super pissed, and then only plays a year and wants to leave then, and then the Ravens are screwed, get no trade compensation whatsoever, and they alienated their franchise to be.


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[Assistant] So I think it's, I honestly think it's more nuanced and I think it's kind of a combination of everything that everybody's talking about because I think they're, you have the Cleveland Browns who destroyed the QB market.


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[Assistant] And I can imagine the owners who are the real power holders in the NFL don't want it to become like the NBA, right? They don't want to give up those guaranteed contracts because X, Y, and Z, we've talked about this a million times.


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[Assistant] So I think that is a potential issue. I do think that the amount of teams that immediately came out and said we're not in on it and the Falcons even retweeting a report, like, that's weird.


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[Assistant] Who are you pissing off? I mean like honestly, who are you pissing off? Cause I can understand, listen, I can understand if nobody said anything and it was just like Lamar didn't get a bunch of offers, right? I think then that's a different conversation. I think that there is something that is a little weird that yet all these teams come out or at least it was reported on.


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[Assistant] If the argument is right, that Lamar Jackson wants more guaranteed money.


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[Assistant] Which, by the way, I think he's more than deserving to ask for, especially when Deshaun Watson got that.


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[Assistant] But at the end of the day, that's what it is. And then you have a guy like Kyler Murray who's getting the second most guaranteed money at over $180 million. You're... I don't know. I think that you, the market...


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[Assistant] The Browns shifted the market and Lamar is playing to that because that happens with every position. It happened with the Jaguars in the wide receiver position. It happened with the Cardinals and Deandre Hopkins because then Devante Adams turned around and said, I want to make more money than him, but his contract was a little bit more complex than that. It has happened through every single position.


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[Assistant] So now with QB, which is the most valuable one, I think that Lamar is more, he's more within his rights to say, hey, this guy, I don't care what you care, like think, I don't care what you think about him. I deserve that kind of money. And I think it's hard to say you're wrong, especially if Deshaun Watson continues to suck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, wait, I just put it, is that why the Cowboys are America's team? Because they spend a lot of money when they shouldn't, and they just rack up a really big debt? Because then that makes, you know what? Then that makes sense. That is America.


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[Assistant] Dude, he isn't a free agent until 2027?


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[Assistant] I think you have, I think you make like a two, three year deal. And like, you know what, haven't worked in where it's another, it's a two year out. Like, you know what I mean? So then you can move on from both if you need to.


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[Assistant] The problem with the Giants, like, and I don't disagree with this move, but they didn't pick up Daniel Jones' 5th year option, so now they were forced to pay him, because they could have just paid him $10 million or $20 million next year, and been like, okay, we're done, you know, and then see if you can do it.


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[Assistant] The nicest part about that three and a half hours being in the dark was not checking my phone every five minutes if I needed to go live because the franchise quarterback that I basically grew up on was traded. So that was really nice and now I'm back to it now. Uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] The problem is, there are so many, so many,


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[Assistant] Uh, was that the Packers and the Jets, they, they're, they're done. They have the deal done and it's all up to Aaron Rodgers now, which is not true.


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[Assistant] Because Tom Pelicero literally came out and said, no, like there was presented to them, like the Jets were like, here's what the Packers want, but the Jets have not agreed to anything. We're still waiting on Aaron Rodgers to decide what he wants to do.


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[Assistant] And so we're just waiting. So you haven't missed anything. You know, of course the Jets flew out and they wined and dined Aaron Rodgers. They got back at like six in the morning and now it's like, okay, well, where do you want to go play? The Packers and Jets have been talking about stuff.


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[Assistant] You retires? Great. If they, if Jordan loves the guy? Great. Like I just want to talk about free agency. I want to talk about the draft. I want to talk about, let's analyze the opponents that the Packers are going to be playing. But I can't do any of that because I have no idea who our quarterback is.


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[Assistant] I think he goes to the Jets. I do not think he's going to retire and I think at this point he's going to go to the Jets. I do, I think it's going to come down to compensation, but I'm thinking.


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[Assistant] It's not even necessarily mentally, it's that I have a lot of...


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[Assistant] I think it's time for the Packers to move on. I think it's time to see what they have in Jordan Love, who might not be good, like I'm willing to accept that.


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[Assistant] But I think that it's, it's time for them to move on because it's not even for this year, it's for future years where his cap hit is going to get even worse. Like you think it's bad now. The Packers, if he, they trade him today.


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[Assistant] They're still getting a $40.3 million cap hit and they cannot get out of that.


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[Assistant] That's just from old contracts that have been restructured. We're kicking the can down the road. That's, you can't get rid of that. Now there's talks, of course, because he's owed about $59 million this year for whatever team he goes to. There's talks about the Packers eating some of that contract so that the compensation goes up. So for me, I'm


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[Assistant] No, you didn't. Like, you know, yeah, like there's, oh yeah, this ought to be glorious.


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[Assistant] There's, there's no way. Aaron Rodgers elevates that team one million percent, because I'm sorry, are you saying compared to a Zach Wilson? Like, there's, yea, that's a, that's a really large gap. And it's a healthy Aaron Rodgers? No. What, by far, they, they will be just fine.


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[Assistant] They're definitely looking for a first round pick. I think you get the 13th overall pick and then maybe a conditional one if he plays again next year.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm sure that's what they talked about too, but the fact that they're making these moves and are still in on the conversation, they must have talked to Aaron and he's like, yeah, I'm willing to do two years.


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[Assistant] Packers hoped for March 15th and we're still here. So, I mean, it honestly, cause there technically is no time. You could say like the clock is ticking and all that great stuff, but.


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[Assistant] I don't know, weren't you saying, Scooter, that guy that you were like that one guy who was like wide receiver seven and he was like, oh man, no, that's the one.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Listen, when Zedarius Smith came to the Green Bay Pack, I was so...


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[Assistant] Dude, and then he was like, he was like, oh, I don't want to go to Packers anymore. Like, let's go to the Vikings. And then he did real well in the beginning, played real well against the Packers week one. He had a few good weeks and then he disappeared because that's what he does. He's a magician.


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[Assistant] And now he doesn't want to be on the Vikings anymore, and he's posting like, thanks Viking nation, thank you everybody, but the Vikings have no intention on releasing him.


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[Assistant] Dude, I, in the middle of Aaron Rodgers' watch, I did a three and a half hour stream. In the middle of it.


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[Assistant] She's too young to watch it yet.


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[Assistant] I'm about to go on Tibbs or whatever. The whole chat is blowing up for Walker, but they just came out today. Someone from the Alliance said that they want a playmaker, whether that's going to be like a QB or whatever. They just want like to be like a, eventually a superstar. So I'm, I'm going to go with Tibbs just cause I just, I don't.


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[Assistant] They could go tibs, but I think they need offensive line help. Like, badly.


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[Assistant] So that's what I'm saying, like the run game. That's why people were saying about Deebo Samuel going to Houston. I think that would be the, like, it makes no sense because they are slap dab in the middle of a rebuild.


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[Assistant] You gotta build in the trenches. It's super boring picks, but I mean, eventually for your team to potentially be good, you gotta build the trenches.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about real quick before we pick the Giants how Kaderius Tony still hasn't shown up and doesn't have the playbook? Can we, can we talk about that for a hot second? Yeah, let's talk about this. Hasn't shown up, but like, Kaderius Tony, you know, guy who hasn't caught a single touchdown, didn't show up for voluntary, like I feel like,


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[Assistant] I feel like that's something you need to do with your new head coach and you don't have the playbook.


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[Assistant] Did Darius Tony and I have the same number of NFL touchdowns? I feel like he should have the playbook. I feel like that's when you stop in and be like, hey, hey, maybe I should get that.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a bold move in your second year and you have no touchdowns to be like, yeah, I'm going to get traded.


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[Assistant] That makes sense though, because the Panthers could get a QB. I mean like, you are in a great position because you could get two premium guys on both sides of the ball.


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[Assistant] I think there's a scenario that if mo- if


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[Assistant] If Willis is off the board, I think they could go tackle.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying I can do this all day.


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[Assistant] Wilson could be the guy, Olave they could if they really loved him, but like I think it's Wilson. Do you think they definitely go wide receiver? They definitely need it, but.


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[Assistant] If this is the way the board falls, they might go Trayvon Walker here. I mean, that smells like Pete Carroll all over it.


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[Assistant] Correct. Yes, they pick very weird people. But I'm saying like Walker, I think is probably arguably the best athlete that's left up there. They want to have a good defense again. They want to get after the quarterback.


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[Assistant] I think they're going to probably get Debo Samuel, so I, but yea, if they don't get him, then I think you're, I think they might go Williams here.


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[Assistant] I mean, here they're either gonna get McDuffie or Hamilton, but I think here they might go Hamilton. They need secondary help. They do need corner help a lot.


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[Assistant] I mean, Hamilton, they could probably line up in a couple different ways, but.


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[Assistant] Is TJ Slayton gonna be really good for the Packers?


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna input this. So talking to Brett Coleman today.


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[Assistant] He said, don't be surprised if you see a lot of wide receivers go in the first just because of how lucrative the contracts are starting to get because in a few years, they're going to be paid $40 million. And so teams are going to invest now and get an additional year with the fifth year option just so they can prolong it a little bit longer.


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[Assistant] Skymore? Honestly, I don't think Skymore is going this high. Really? I don't think he's going this high.


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[Assistant] I think, honestly, this could be Pickens. This could be Pickens. They could decide to go Traylen Burks if they really wanted to. They might do, they might do Burks just because he's not coming off the injury like Pickens is.


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[Assistant] I think they go Burks if anything then, cause I think he could be like a Devo Samuel kind of guy for the same.


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[Assistant] This could be a Skymoor pick. He's a slot guy. You know, he has like, I think he could be, because the Patriots need a freaking wide receiver. They just got Parker.


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[Assistant] I absolutely love, and he's coming off an injury, but the guy still ran like a sub 4-5. Yeah, give me, Pickens, like is such a fighter and it just beats the crap out of people. I'm all about it. Right, and that pleases your boy.


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[Assistant] We had, we, on GPS, like, what was that, a week ago? We did one of a mock drafts and we said that, I think we got like Linderbaum or something, or Raymond, whatever.


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[Assistant] Okay. The only knock on Wyatt is he's 24. Like, and he does have some off the field issues too, but. Let's go Wyatt.


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[Assistant] I mean, they have to develop their run game more. They started to at the end of the year, but.


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[Assistant] Alright, in this case, if the board falls just like this, I want either Nicoby Dean or Lewis Seen. You need him. You need Nicoby Dean. I would take Nicoby Dean in a heartbeat.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, if that literally happened, I'd be so happy. I'd be so happy.


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[Assistant] They can go Christian Watson. I think Watson has a good chance to go in the first. Possibly. He's rising up some boards. He's great.


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[Assistant] I think, I think if you're going for, I think you take a shot on Christian Watson. I mean, like again, the competition that he was going against is not phenomenal, but like,


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[Assistant] Again, people look at his drops and I literally just talked to Coleman about this. I think there's a good chance he goes at the end of the first.


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[Assistant] A lot of people are saying Dotson. Dotson's like, he's just smaller, but, I mean, Dotson could be, he's fast.


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[Assistant] Tom, who were you saying you thought? I said Christian Watson. Let's go with that.


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[Assistant] MSCB, EdgeRusher, I think that's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that they kind of addressed it. I don't think there's a drastic need. I'm trying to think, maybe uh, Trevor Penning? Would he be it? I could see them going CB.


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[Assistant] Lewis Seen would be a great pick for them.


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[Assistant] It's like, honestly, that's like the Panthers. If they don't get Willis, I can see them going, well, listen, we're probably not going to have Matt rule next year. Screw it. We'll get an offensive lineman. So whoever we plug in next year from the draft when we're picking in the top 10, boom.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Hey, it says, it's, it, it'll add credibility to AB's rap career, so apparently, it might be good.


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[Assistant] No, here's what I would say. No, no, no. Is this fair? That tree, on your own time, you gotta listen to the album, and then you had to come to Clickbait and give us the top three songs of the album and explain why. Oh lord, I might have liked a little bit better. I think that's fair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like we can just go through one by one and rank all of these and then we can add all of our team's rankings afterwards. Okay, that's fine. Fair enough. So who is this first person? Is that Antonio Brown?


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[Assistant] The compensation and what I know is coming down the line. It can't be. I think it's very bad. It's not, it's not bad. It's not the worst ever. It's, it's very bad. A third and a fifth. Not that big of compensation. Very bad. That's what I'm going with.


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[Assistant] Only because, what do you do when someone says I'm not gonna play for you? You know?


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[Assistant] If Brett Favre stayed on the Falcons, would Vic have even gone to the Falcons at that point?


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[Assistant] Isn't this the Warren Sapp, this is the Warren Sapp era?


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[Assistant] What is Gruden doing to teach these people that they haven't alr- No. You gave up two first overalls? You were already there?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say that- It's gotta be the worst jet. It's gotta be at minimum worst.


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[Assistant] I would even say worst runner up because you gave up two first overalls and second round picks. I don't think it's a worst runner up. But you won a Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I don't think there needs to be a debate on this one.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was. Let me look it up. The personal walker trade was the largest player trade in the history of the NFL. Oh my gosh. Picks, draft picks. Okay, here we go. Cowboys, which is all I care about. This is what we got.


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[Assistant] Jesse Solomon, linebacker. David Howard, linebacker. Isaac Holt, cornerback. Defensive end, Alex Stewart. Okay, you might not have heard about those people. Here's also what we got though.


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[Assistant] Minnesota's first in 1990. Their second in 1990. Their sixth in 1990. Their first in 91. Second in 91.


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[Assistant] For us winning all of these Super Bowls in the 90s. It was this trade, ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] If you don't like the cowboys, blame the Minnesota Vikings for arming us with the talent to come.


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[Assistant] So who is the team now that you dislike Brandon because they're winning all the time? Or is it just Tom Brady, like a lot of people?


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[Assistant] The Arizona Cardinals put off the greatest wide receiver robbery of all time with the DeAndre Hopkins trade. The trade basically only cost Arizona a second round pick, and the fourth rounder they received became Rashard Lewis, who hasn't impressed or failed so far.


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[Assistant] I'm putting this as worst runner up just because of the compensation, like the compensation alone.


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[Assistant] Forget the players, you could just do the compensation and that would be better than this trade right here. DHOP is a bona fide top 5 receiver in the league.


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[Assistant] So, for the Cardinals to get him for basically a fourth round pick, it is a steal.


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[Assistant] Where are you putting this? Worst ever or runner up? Right now I got it a runner up.


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[Assistant] Modern day, worst ever trade. Maybe past 10 years, definitely.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you should have 10 rounds. They should be like 12 or 13.


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[Assistant] They traded a DeAndre Hopkins before they found out it was a DeAndre Hopkins type player, a Kubricka type player.


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[Assistant] It's not as bad as a DeAndre Hopkins because you're trading it away before you know the talent level. Does that make sense? So like we'd know DeAndre Hopkins was an all star top five, top 10 receiver. This is more of like.


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[Assistant] That's fair. I'm in agreements. In agreeance? In agreement?


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[Assistant] Okay, so, I got a, I got a chart up. They got the first, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh, 1999, and a first and a third, okay, for the next year, in 2000.


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[Assistant] They don't have a flowchart basically. Saints got Ricky Williams. These are who all the players became. Look at what the Redskins, formerly known as the Redskins, look at what they got. Champ Bailey.


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[Assistant] The Bears got Kate McNown, Dwayne Bates, Warra Coldman, Kari Samuel, and Dustin Lyman. The Broncos got Desmond Clark and Billy Miller.


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[Assistant] This would be the worst ever trade except for...


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[Assistant] Still, the compensation from the first trade is way more.


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[Assistant] Even for this team trading all their draft day picks.


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[Assistant] Cowboys still were able to get more. And that is wild. But shouts out to the Vikings.


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[Assistant] Here's a question for everyone. Is there any player this year


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[Assistant] It's so interesting. It's interesting how running back was the position people were doing it for.


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[Assistant] And nowadays, we'd only really consider it for a QB.


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[Assistant] Chat, let us know, who would you trade all your draft picks for right now? Leave a comment, stop lying.


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[Assistant] Oh, you can keep it at bad because it's TBD. It could turn into a great trade. We just don't know. It's just a great trade.


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[Assistant] I'm okay with that. I'm gonna say bad for now. Because it's early. It's early.


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[Assistant] What are y'all gonna say when the Broncos go 12-4 or 12-5 next year? What are you guys gonna say? Are you gonna keep the same energy? Cause it literally could just be year one, they got a terrible coach, they get rid of the coach, they bring in an offensive-minded coach. It could be just like that. It is the first year, we don't know what's happening.


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[Assistant] We have to hold out on this. That's all I'm saying. It's bad now, but things can look bad and turn around very quickly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's also why, going back to that other trade, you gotta have some grace for the teams that traded away, uh,


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[Assistant] Some of these players who said they weren't gonna play. Cause look at what happens when you draft someone who says, I'm not gonna play for you.


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[Assistant] I feel like this has gotta be, this is not a worst runner up. It's not close, cause the compensation aspect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gotta be below worst runner up in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, Stephen Jones told him not to. They probably had a scouting reason.


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[Assistant] I think on account of that alone, it puts it in worst runner up just because you traded up and did not select Mahomes or Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] We can put them in very bad for now. Just because like the way people are reacting to your entire fandom right now, plus the compensation you gave up was immense.


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[Assistant] And now what are you gonna do? So... Let's see how it plays out. Let's see how it...


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[Assistant] Looks like we're not going to have time to get to our teams trades, but.


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[Assistant] I would just say Joey Galloway, that was a terrible trait, but even worse than that was Roy Williams. I believe we gave up a first and a third. This man was terrible during his whole tenure. He was dropping wide open passes, he was a tall receiver who I was excited to get, and then when we got him,


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[Assistant] It was hard to distinguish which one you were talking about. So, I was happy when that era was over.


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[Assistant] But, I think it's also why we didn't get OBJ, because I think Jerry Jones has learned from his past history with these receivers. We'll see.


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[Assistant] To people in need, I will do that.


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[Assistant] I don't know why I'm hosting, I'm terrible at this, but to my right, someone a lot better, or sorry, left. It's a guy named...


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[Assistant] To the far left, we've got a man who has a sick, twisted


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[Assistant] Stockholm Syndrome type relationship with the Green Bay Packers themselves. Uh, Aaron Rodgers is probably leaving, but I don't know where, or if he doesn't stay away or completely screwed. Mr. Tom McGurr-o-se-pussy-packer!


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[Assistant] But before punishments, we've got a man on the bottom left. You know him as grown man.


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[Assistant] Dude, I got 20,000 concurrent followers when I let my hopes and dreams die. You should've done that, man.


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[Assistant] Good effort. I mean, that's nothing wrong with that man. We appreciate the A for effort. I would have definitely had you kick the game winning field goal against the Packers if it were up to me, dude. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it seems like, what would you be, like, uh, Lambo 3? You know, like, so, you know, sometimes they call it like Viano 3 or Viano 2 or El Tigre? Would you be El Tigre?


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[Assistant] Is that what you're going to be? I was just curious about that. We should bring that on as a punishment. You should dress up as a luchador if you win this one. A quick question though, would you think he would be on his team's all-time Pro Bowl squad?


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[Assistant] I don't know man, I mean, let's think who, uh, for your Packers, uh, let's just say like, if you had to pick your favorite All-Star team from the Packers, who would you have on it and why?


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[Assistant] No, your actual- your answer is gonna be, uh, Don Mikowski or- Magic Man! Yeah, that- that's your-


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[Assistant] Hey, nothing wrong with that, man. We got a lot of time to burn in the offseason, so you know what, I'm trying to think.


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[Assistant] Uh, wide receiver, who would be your picks? Is there some illustrious wide outs that have been for the Packers?


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[Assistant] Phil Simms here. Phil Simms won you a Super Bowl. What about Jeff Hostetler? What about Dave Brown, Danny Cannell? Come on, you've got some names. Don't try to traumatize me.


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[Assistant] You wanna bring back the Miracle Mevalance? We can do that. Who's the cowboy? You're running back to Larry Zonka. Have fun.


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[Assistant] You've got some good players to build off of, man. You're lying, you're rolling with like Jeff Hardings, you've got Taylor, uh, Taylor Dacker, you have a couple other guys too.


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[Assistant] You can add a few pieces in there, you can add like Kevin Green, Aaron Smith, T.J. Watt, Ron Watson, Paul Amalu, Carnell Lake, like Joey Porter and James Harrison, man.


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[Assistant] I would say probably for got to go with that, uh, th grid. You got to go Jero back. Or you could go dan or, but like I think th


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[Assistant] And just ran himself out of town. I would probably say for my second pick, that's, that's a tough one because you've got a lot of interesting choices.


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[Assistant] Who you got for tied in there? For me? I would probably go-


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[Assistant] That's a tough one because, like, they've got some great interior line. Like, exterior are probably looking like John Jackson, uh, Tom Chokin, Marvell Smith.


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[Assistant] But that's like, okay, your interior is where you really thrive. Center, you have three like Hall of Fame talents to pick from.


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[Assistant] And I'll, I'll remember his name. Like I visualized his face, but I can't figure it out. But if I'm going to pick like one guy to represent me, it's probably the one I'm most familiar with. It's probably Alan Fanica.


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[Assistant] Well, Shazier, I feel like he could have been, but I would probably go, probably Jack, Jack Lambert. That'd be my pick.


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[Assistant] Yes. Well, you don't want to pick Anthony Brown? That's crazy.


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[Assistant] All got some cornerbacks? Mal Blount, Rob Woodson, I think Guy Taylor's had a really underrated career. He'd be a pro, a repeated pro bowler if he could actually catch the ball.


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[Assistant] Uh, minus the worst offensive performance of his career in Denver, but that was just a loop in the radar because he couldn't cover to Mary's Thomas. I gotta go Rod Woodson. Absolutely have to go back. Good call.


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[Assistant] He cut his hair for, ehm, he also, did Ronnie Lott jump over the goal line and wreck a play before he even started? No.


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[Assistant] Either Gary Anderson or Chris Boswell. Those would be my two picks. I'd probably say I'll go boss. More accurate.


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[Assistant] Alright. I mean, we're talking a little stuff there. Uh, well, we need to talk about some hands, cause, uh, Kenny Pickett's hands are now in the center of attention in the NFL. Uh, eight and a half inches is apparently small, mine are probably like,


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[Assistant] 5, 6, we all have tiny, tiny hands, and you can see all my calluses.


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[Assistant] What is coming out? Well, I just released a vid on the MLB-CBA negotiations yesterday, and, uh, I'm gonna figure out my next move, uh, as for next week, so we'll see.


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[Assistant] Listen, first and foremost, that was my actual father, A. That's A. That's what you need to know. Secondly, I have been scolded by my father. He said, listen, Cameron, I'm getting calls from random white dudes telling me you need to finish your book report. Barry White. Yes. Here we go, baby. Translucent, baby. Here we go. We're out here. Casper.


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[Assistant] We're here, we got the book report, locked and loaded.


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[Assistant] We're ready. Thanks to Papa McGruder and teacher Tom Grossi for really, you know, the support.


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[Assistant] And the houndation. I appreciate that. Yes, the houndation. So we're gonna get to that after our first break. But the lead story, the title of the show,


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[Assistant] They're bringing back Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey. Apparently they're, they're very mad that Trent Baalke has stayed on to be the GM of the team. So they're coming out wearing clown masks in the, uh, image of Shod Khan with the little mustache thingy there. Shod Clown. Shod Clown.


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[Assistant] Um, you know, I think we all understand what the purpose of this is, but I just want to ask, can y'all ever remember something a team or a fan base has done that actually affected change that got the owner?


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[Assistant] To recognize that their fans were angry and that they had to do something different or is this just basic posturing? Because for me,


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[Assistant] I can remember the Baltimore Orioles fans staged a walkout where they left in the fourth inning and that was like ten years ago and the Orioles are still trash.


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[Assistant] I do remember the Pirates did that I think in 2007 or 2008. The problem is the Pirates I think went out to like a 7 to 1 lead and nobody actually participated in the walkout. So it ended up backfiring.


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[Assistant] That's such a pirate thing. Wait a minute, we can't waste a win here.


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[Assistant] Can you think of an example of fans actually affecting change? Man this is like an on the spot question.


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[Assistant] Remember back I think March, April or May of last year, there were a bunch of like teams from Premier League, not Bundesliga, La Liga, and Italy. I think a couple Italian leagues as well. They were going to form one big like Americanized league where they didn't have to relegate.


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[Assistant] The fan base is rioted, and after two days, they call it off the whole thing. And they made the glazer, so I think man you.


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[Assistant] I think like Juventus stock and Manchester United stock dropped by over 50%.


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[Assistant] Uh, listen, thank you. Thank you. Uh, it's glad to be back.


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[Assistant] But five, to your point, to answer your question, yes, there is a fan base I can think of that comes together when things are bad. And things seem to always be bad. And that franchise is the Philadelphia Eagles.


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[Assistant] They boo their coaches and their players often and the turnover.


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[Assistant] Philly was terrible that year and the number one pick was OJ Simpson. And unfortunately, they screw up their whole tank by winning that final week. So Philly's absolutely pissed because they're not going to get like a potentially generational running back in OJ Simpson. This was before the bloody glove. This was when he was really good. He was just Orenthal Jameson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, instead like Santa Claus is out here driving drunk in a white Ford Bronco. He's like an 18 year old kid and everyone's just like booing him because he's just like, he's a really crappy Santa Claus. It's not good. It's, uh, it's bad. Oh God, another Honda. And that's why they didn't deal with him.


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[Assistant] Very interesting. Can I get the, yes. Thank you very much. DrapKings.com.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're matching, if you use the code clickbait, which is covered up right now. Thank you. I get what you guys are doing, but we need to show the code please.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. Clickbait. They will match your first time deposit bonus up to $1,000. I am been getting into same game parlay hard lately. That's the way to go. Like, cause all you gotta do is like bet $5 and you bet the spread and the over that turns into $20.


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[Assistant] It's a four times multiply. It's easy math. Especially if you feel like a team is gonna score a lot of points on their way to kicking the crap out of the Houston Texans.


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[Assistant] On the book report. Calm down. Isn't my presence enough guys? Y'all need a book report too? You lost to the Cardinals because your coach doesn't know how to use time.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's what we're doing, guys.


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[Assistant] Urban Meyer above the line. Let me just read the back for you guys so you get a basic understanding of what's going on here. If you spent a season with us at Ohio State, you would hear me constantly talk about above the line behavior.


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[Assistant] That's because I know that if we all embrace it, coaches and players alike, we will be a team that has an uncommon commitment to one another and to the hard work necessary to achieve our mission. We will be a team.


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[Assistant] That pushes relentlessly to train and perform at the highest level and it starts with leadership.


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[Assistant] If you want the people on your team to perform above the line.


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[Assistant] This is about a 250 page picture book.


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[Assistant] And I encourage each and every one of you out there, if you're struggling with how to lead on your leadership styles,


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[Assistant] Pick one of these up. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to get one of these on sale. Anywhere. Like they, I might give this to one of you guys.


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[Assistant] Just so that we can keep this tradition going. But that's why we're having you do the book report, so we don't have to read it. A lie. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Okay. So.


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[Assistant] Teacher Grassi, prepared, ready, the rubric.


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[Assistant] Rupert. Okay, well that makes one of us. We need the powerpoint here. Director. Brandon. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, welcome one and all. Everyone just shuffle in and, uh, prepare yourself. Questions at the end chat. Let me know if you have any questions. Above the line.


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[Assistant] There it is baby. Welcome everyone to the first book report ever on clickbait sports and hopefully the last one. The book is called Above the Line. It is by Urban Meyer.


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[Assistant] Urban Meyer painstakingly details the lessons he's learned over his career.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's very relentless, alright. He's relentless. He takes you through his time when he's at Florida Go Gators. You already know. Three national championships. Let's go.


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[Assistant] What you will come to find is that you wasted a lot of time. That's A. Like you could have done so many other things, but you chose to read this book. Essentially, what it comes down to is culture.


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[Assistant] This is one aspect of the book. Be intentional about your culture. Okay, we're seeing something right now. The Bucks, they chose to bring in Antonio Brown. Was that a right fit for their culture? We'll discuss later. But, that's something that is discussed in this book right here. You gotta know your culture.


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[Assistant] Above the line is a philosophy for life, not just football. So everything that you read in this book,


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[Assistant] In this book he gives a couple of examples of players failing and him having to talk to them about doing certain things, not doing certain things.


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[Assistant] You wanna run towards your problems. Okay, once you realize there is a problem, run towards it. You've identified what it is. Now solve it!


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[Assistant] And look, at Florida, the standard work. I'm not sure...


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[Assistant] This book was not really like that. There was no main antagonist. There was no main protagonist. It's just him talking about his past life. So as far as conflict goes, the conflict is relegated basically to the football teams he was playing and the losses that he took.


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[Assistant] In the book though, not really that much conflict. In life though, a lot of conflict.


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[Assistant] And remember, if we go back to his previous points, once you identify a problem, run towards your problems, the solution being, in this case, for the Jacksonville Jaguars, firing Urban Meyer. And ladies and gentlemen, oh my gosh, this is what I learned.


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[Assistant] If you just heard the last like 30 seconds of what I just said, you do not need to read this book. It is literally all a long story with pictures.


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[Assistant] Bring your whole face in. Yep. Yep. That's how it is. Bring the face in. Now back it out. Back it out. Look at the pores. There you go. There you go. Now just stay there the whole time. Bruh. Bruh.


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[Assistant] Is that the, have we reached the end? Is that the last slide? Yeah, this is the, uh, that is how we're all feeling right now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, how did it affect me personally? I don't have that time that I could have done literally anything.


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[Assistant] Uh, editing a video, talking about sports on clickbait, all of that's gone! Because we had to do this book report. Chat!


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[Assistant] This is what your money buys. I'm sad. Hey, we appreciate it. Would you rather buy a share of the Green Bay Packers?


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[Assistant] I do, uh, quick question. Uh, this is from Bruce Allen of the Washington Reeskins.


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[Assistant] Does, I just wanna know in the book, does he address, does he address Tim Tebow crying? Not after the break.


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[Assistant] Look at this man. This is...


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[Assistant] Chat, let me know what your letter grade is right now in the comments. Let me know. Stop playing.


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[Assistant] There was a more over comma. Are you?


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[Assistant] How much more complex does it need to get?


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[Assistant] He passed, but wasn't there a penalty for lateness?


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[Assistant] I, I, to me, I thought that was worth a passing grade was because he saved me like...


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[Assistant] Dressing up like clowns and going to the stadium or wearing brown paper bags over your head at the stadium. I think it's the same thing. I mean, people dress up in like apparel all the time. People go as Darth Vader in Raiders games. People dress up in Steelers attire.


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[Assistant] You know, there was a dude who looked like he was at the Flava Flav watch and was like wearing like a, uh, like, uh, like a-


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[Assistant] I just love him. I love the way he throws furniture out of buildings. Speaking of Antonio Brown. Thank you for the segue, Brandon. Uh, some more weirdness coming out of him today. He was officially cut. By the way, you're buying stock, Scooter.


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[Assistant] It was officially cut by the Tampa Bay, uh, Gronkineers or whatever they're called.


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[Assistant] So now he's been released, then he starts releasing, he starts releasing weird text messages between him and what's uh, Tom Brady's trainer named Pedro Guerrero. Alex Guerrero. Yeah, Alex Guerrero.


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[Assistant] Hey, that was brilliant propaganda by the NFL. 2.7 yards per attempt and they made him out like he was Kobe.


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[Assistant] I love it, baby, because the Steelers, we are going to the Super Bowl, Jacksonville is going to pull off the BS, and the ref ball will be furious, and the Steelers are going to beat the Ravens, and then the Raiders and Chargers will tie, and we are out of the playoffs. Alright, I'm, I'm up the ante. Tree.


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[Assistant] I've said this before. I already, I already said once if the Steelers go to the Superbowl, I'll drive to your house and let you punch me through your screen door. How about this? If the Steelers go to the Superbowl this year, I'll drive to your house. I'll come into that office and I'll let you throw my head through the drywall behind there. Just straight up.


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[Assistant] Impact my head directly through the drywall.


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[Assistant] And that you automatically win. It's like, uh, it's like yelling Jumanji. Or, you know.


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[Assistant] The best, uh, sports book of the round. Man, use code CLICKBAIT on DraftKings. Right now. Look at Mayfield's first, like, his comment about Mary Kay Cabot or Cabot or whatever name. Oh yea, we got so much more stuff to talk about.


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[Assistant] We have so much more to talk about. Guys, what do we think about Antonio Brown? What do we think?


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[Assistant] I think, I think we've all agreed on many times, cause this is, this seems like the most deja vu, deja vu of all, is that every time, it's like rinse, repeat.


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[Assistant] But it was just insane, the three page diatribe that his lawyer released, that clearly, just like the book that you reported on, Scooter, was not written by the author.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown is not educated or uneducated. I'm just saying, the context and everything, the sentence structure was very strong for someone who I've heard his rap album and I just don't believe.


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[Assistant] That Antonio Brown speaks that regardless of who wrote it, right? Like I feel like there are some things said in that lengthy response that I believe, like I believe some things.


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[Assistant] I believe they're both telling the truth and both lying in some ways. I just don't know to what extent. Uh, there was something that came out and some players are saying


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[Assistant] Look, you can't get cut during a game. Certain things have to happen before you get actually cut.


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[Assistant] People not knowing like who to believe and what to believe and I'm one of those people. I don't even know at this point.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying like, Antonio Brown is not without fault in this situation. I'm just saying there is a chance that people are using his past situations against him to gaslight him and to gaslight us into not believing anything he says that might be truthful. That's basically it.


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[Assistant] It's just like, what do you do when someone who might have some problems is saying some things? And we're, we're seeing.


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[Assistant] We are seeing what one organization is doing right now. And it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.


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[Assistant] How to post, uh, defending Antonio Brown, because it's like,


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[Assistant] If you're, uh, an athlete, there are stories like this all the time, but confirmed where the athletes got screwed over, where the coach said they were going to do something and they never did it when the coach promised and they never delivered. So it's like to athletes, this stuff is happening. It happens all the time. So


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[Assistant] That's why for some people they're giving Antonio Brown a pass despite knowing his long list of nonsense that he's done because this stuff does happen and you don't hear about it. It's just business as usual. So that's why I think


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[Assistant] And the whole thing is conflated by when you're asking what's the problem and you're saying I'm not getting targets. Well, is that the problem or is it your ankle? Which is it?


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[Assistant] The thing is, if this goes to a court of law, the buccaneer's first exhibit A is him jumping around and waving his arms up. It's like those films where they find people on disability.


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[Assistant] Working in their backyard and pouring cement. That's Antonio Brown with his ankle running around the field in his. Yeah, but I mean that's.


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[Assistant] I don't think Antonio Brown's gonna get picked up by any other team. That should be a punishment is an Antonio Brown cameo. Agreed. Yup. No, they're too expensive.


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[Assistant] They get, I would just edit it out post and just be like, okay.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't you be better off if you bought it from me? And I'm just like, how did this whole TB12 method work, Tom? What are confederated products?


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[Assistant] Uh, listen, if I'm paying somebody $100,000 for body work, I better be at the tip-top shape. I better, you better be giving me whatever makes you look like you're still 26, Tom. Oh, okay. I thought that was going a different way. Oh, uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's weird. That is weird. Like, what would happen? You know, two teammates start a business, a joint business together, business fails, now the teammates are at odds. Ooh, maybe that's what, what...


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[Assistant] I need to get away. And he's all laughing because Gronk hadn't been hit with this. Gronk hadn't been hit with this. Okay. Next topic. We're rounding out the show.


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers called a reporter a bum.


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[Assistant] About that one dude who said he wasn't voting for Aaron Rogers. So we can talk about that after also.


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[Assistant] It's so interesting because, uh, in this case, it's just because, uh, he thinks this guy's a jerk, right? But...


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[Assistant] What if it's not his vaccination status? What if this guy goes out in the playoffs?


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[Assistant] Uh, wild card weekend, here, they're off, and he gets a DUI. Kills someone.


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[Assistant] Same question, still MVP or no? So I think it speaks to a larger issue like, should...


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[Assistant] Off the field stuff ever come into play and my answer is yes, I don't want the DUI guy winning MVP.


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[Assistant] He wanted to be put in the limelight because why else would you come out and say this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're doing this for a reason. You want people to know that you don't like Aaron Rodgers. Okay, we know now. Now there are going to be certain consequences.


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[Assistant] That's not cancel culture. Being accountable for your actions is not cancel culture. It's being accountable for your actions. When you said something...


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[Assistant] Now we'll see what results from that. It's just as simple as that. Spoken just like Urban Meyer or whoever his ghost rider was.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's round out the show before we get to the countdown. Playoff scenarios are happening this weekend. We've, we've, since the last two weeks we've lost the Thursday night game. So basically, it comes down to the Colts.


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[Assistant] The Colts, the Chargers, and the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Uh, that they would just start kneeling and, uh, end in a tie. Now, to me, what is going to create the tie happening is the fact that they're gonna go out and try to kill each other for that last spot. And that will end up in a 20-20 tie, which would just be the perfect- Actually, if it was 20-22, 20- 22-22.


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[Assistant] As the time that the last score was a safety to make it 24, that would be perfect. But I'm telling you, that's going to end up creating the tie.


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[Assistant] Now, if you had a team that if they could tie their rival, their division rival and get in, would you accept that as a fan?


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[Assistant] It happened in a World Cup qualifier. That is different, okay? In soccer, it is totally acceptable to just go out there and suck. I would tie with the Eagles last game of the week if it guaranteed us getting in. I don't care if you get in. We'll see you in the playoffs. I just want to get in.


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[Assistant] But you have the chance to bounce them by simply beating them.


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[Assistant] We really don't. Towards the playoffs, all faith is lost. We're just hoping and we're praying now, okay? It's not the same. Listen, we're not coming from a Packers background where we have success and our quarterback is hated and not voted on because you don't have that.


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[Assistant] Guys, if you're a Browns fan in the chat right now, let me know what you think of Baker Mayfield. Should they re-sign him or not? Because this is gonna be very interesting what the Browns do.


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[Assistant] I think Brown's fans have gotten, let's go by this analogy, either smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter. Brown's fans are crunchy peanut butter on Baker Mayfield. They are not liking him at all. Crunchy peanut butter is good.


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[Assistant] Uh-oh. Alright, uhm, I, I will say this. I like it when athletes clap back at reporters. I just love it because for so long, people have just criticized and dumped on athletes.


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[Assistant] And they haven't, uh, had a real platform to go back at people. They usually, you know, they're expected to just kind of take it, which is fine. You know, like I can respect that as well, being silent and just being like, you don't mean anything to me, but I also find it funny if it's done well when you, uh, tell someone that they're trash.


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[Assistant] Alright, is it time for the countdown, boys, to add- As though the Saints or 49ers could get in for the playoffs. Yes, yes, so those teams in the NFC. We'll know by next week and we'll- I think we should do official predictions next week. Isn't it weird that the Cowboys can play the Eagles two weeks in a row? I think that's weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Giants did that one year. They had to play the Eagles on the last game of the season and then they played them in the first round of the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Yes, we're doing the countdown, so everyone get your super chats in to tip the balance of punishment towards Tree.


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[Assistant] It was probably like a D. Yeah. It was D. Yeah. It was bad. Maybe a D plus. All right. I got $98. I'm in the clear.


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[Assistant] Very nice. Okay, uh, I got-


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[Assistant] That came after, by the way. No, no, it's not the time of the read.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll probably have to shave this off for it and then just keep the mustache. Are we going with clown outfit? Absolutely. Yeah, like we need a clown too. The outfit and the face paint. Take a couple of photos so that someone can make an album cover with you and Antonio Brown too. Take a couple photos.


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[Assistant] Peter and I both coming off of COVID, by the way. Everyone, please be safe. Yeaah. We, uh, be safe. Uh, it's out there.


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[Assistant] Be safe. That's when I go to dinner, I wear a condom. You wear a life-size condom.


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[Assistant] I think I got one. Oh, I sent mine last week. I sent mine.


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[Assistant] Easily. So I think next week when you get them all, you'll have to display them on the show as well in your clown outfit. So after this, go on and order your clown outfit and your clown makeup so you're ready for next week. And uh, be ready.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I kinda gotta blame Joe Rogan for this loss for the Dallas Cowboys. Ever since he moved to Texas, things have just not gone well for Dallas. Uh, I think he had zero Cowboys on his podcast this season. Uh, CD Lamb did nothing. Uhm, Zeke Elliott did nothing.