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[Assistant] Starts from 1901, which would be this ball right here and all the five World Series they won with Babe Ruth. This one is the first and earliest Babe Ruth signature that we know of that's out there on a baseball. That's incredible.


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[Assistant] The world's largest baseball card. Don't put it in the spokes of your bike because this one signed by Cy Young.


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[Assistant] I mean this is really neat. These two pieces the owners are willing to part with. This baseball is Ted Williams 477th home run. Why don't you put that glove on right there.


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[Assistant] This is an excellent piece. What this is, is a cabinet card. It's from 1893. Signed by Cy Young. As far as we know, there's only six of these out there in the world.


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[Assistant] The best part about it is if you look over here, this actually comes in the envelope that he sent it with his handwriting.


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[Assistant] Our team will accept 50,000 for that ball.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, just, I absolutely cannot do that. Our price is two and a quarter right now.


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[Assistant] I was disappointed that we couldn't come to an agreement on price, but we're going to hold on to them. We know there's other interested buyers out there and we know we'll get our price eventually.


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[Assistant] Alright, Babe Ruth, he's probably the most famous baseball player of all time. There's the legend that he said, I'm gonna hit a home run, I'm gonna point to where I'm gonna hit it. It sorta looked like he pointed to left field and then hit the ball out there.


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[Assistant] But there's really no proof for anything like that, but it's a great legend. Sure is, yea.


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[Assistant] Babe Ruth started his professional baseball career in 1914, and in his 21 years in the majors, he set all kinds of records. First to hit 60 home runs in a season?


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[Assistant] 714 career homers. He's got records people are still trying to break. It's not really a baseball card, it's just sort of like a photograph. It says from Babe Ruth to Eleanor Ruth Dobson. Do you know who that is? She came up as a Vaudeville actress in the era where he played in baseball. We have Babe Ruth in one ink.


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[Assistant] And this down here in another rank. Which throws up red flags, you know what I mean? Sure, I never noticed that. Uh, have you ever had the signature checked out?


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[Assistant] No. Uh, it's gotta be one of the most forged signatures of all time. When it comes to sports autographs, it doesn't get better than Babe Ruth. So you have to get something like this checked out by a pro. Let me get someone down here to check the signature out. If everything checks out, we'll try and figure out a price.


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[Assistant] So what do you want to do with this? Sell it. And how much do you want for it? Uhm, negotiable.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, I'll go 1,100 bucks on it. I mean, that's fair. It's gonna sit around here a while. 1,200. 1,100 is gonna be it. And I have cash money. 100 dollar bills.


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[Assistant] That's pretty cool. You know, I have an employee who would actually think this was about subways.


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[Assistant] This is pretty cool. I mean, the Underground Railroad was a really, really dangerous thing. Most people today don't realize the world back then. If you had a team of guys hunting down a runaway slave and they came across a person transporting that slave,


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[Assistant] They weren't just gonna take the slave back and that was the end of it. The way they looked at it is that you just stole their property.


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[Assistant] Being a conductor in the Underground Railroad was a very dangerous, risky thing. But these people, uhm, really, really believe in these things.


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[Assistant] So, I'm assuming you want to sell it? Yes, I'd like to.


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[Assistant] Are asking on the first try, but I will give you your original asking price of $700 then.


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[Assistant] And this is obviously the Spanish Armada being defeated by England. I imagine that the Spanish would print it a little bit different, really.


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[Assistant] So the English lit a bunch of their own ships on fire and floated them into the Spanish ships. It was pure devastation. What was left of the Spanish Armada tried to sail around England, go back down to Spain, but then a massive storm came along and just, they were decimated. Yes.


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[Assistant] I got a few concerns about these. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if these plates are sitting somewhere and someone could just start making these things again. So, I don't know if these were engravings from 1739 or are these engravings from 1979. I want someone to look at them and help me figure out a price on them.


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[Assistant] They're pretty damn neat. I just don't know if these things were made in 1739 or 1979.


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[Assistant] So I'm going to buy them for you from 3,000 and hopefully sell them for 3,000. It makes no sense to me. You understand what I'm saying? What do you think? 1200 bucks. For the pair? 1200 bucks for the pair. I think that's fair. You know, they're going to sit around for a long time.


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[Assistant] Dominating the skies is one of the things that has made the United States military the strongest force for over a hundred years. It's pretty badass that this plane was used to train the best pilots in the world.


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[Assistant] Basically we have like no aviation skills. We're about to start school. So, uh, you might have to start off on something a little less powerful and a little easier to fly. I thought we could learn to fly this thing, but clearly that's not a good idea, but I still love this plane. So if I can get it for a good price, I can resell it and make a profit.


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[Assistant] You know, we sorta came out here on a whim. Ah. So on a whim, I'll give you 140 grand.


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[Assistant] I mean if I buy it off, it's gonna sit around for a while. It's gonna cost me money to own it till I resell it or figure out what the hell I'm gonna do with it.


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[Assistant] I'm bummed we got that close and couldn't make a deal. But I'm glad it was me and Cory that got to check out the plane. If we had sent Chum and the old man, they would have wasted the whole day playing around.


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[Assistant] Where in the world did you get this? Garage sale. Do you know anything about it or?


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[Assistant] I think it's really old. Those are hand cut threads right there, which means probably before the 1830s, 1840s.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what do you want to do with it? You want to potter or sell it? No, I want to sell it. So how much do you want for this thing?


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[Assistant] I'm really glad I bought this antique cannon. It's gonna look great in the display case. And eventually, I think I'm gonna get a really good price for it. And if I can actually get it to fire, it might even be worth more.


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[Assistant] I'm a little nervous. I just hope it doesn't blow up in our faces.


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[Assistant] This thing is amazing. Who knew this little thing could pack such a wallop?


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[Assistant] Drew Bundini Brown. Both of those collections have entered the meraviglia industry. And, uh, without being able to tie these to one of those two collections, it makes it incredibly difficult.


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[Assistant] Like, it's all original. My dad told me it was ZZ Topps.


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[Assistant] I think so too. I think, uh, the rhinestones would bring out your eyes.


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[Assistant] It is, yeaah, it has the original label inside and everything.


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[Assistant] How can I help you? I have a pair of Lebron 6 Beaverton player exclusives.


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[Assistant] I've been in the sneakers for 15 years or so. Once Lebron became a rookie, I really started collecting his shoes. They were brand new when I bought them and they were my size, so I've worn them once. So they're near mint.


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[Assistant] I'm looking to get from my Lebron 6B evertons $3,000.


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[Assistant] What we got here? Bill Clinton's shaft. Nice. Can I take a look at it?


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[Assistant] What's funny is that when he'd go out to play, he was known to take a mulligan or four. He was really, really like, oh, look the other way. You know, so he was kind of, exactly. Slick Willie was a little shady. So, but he did get away with a lot of stuff being the president. If President Clinton actually used this shaft, then this will be worth well over 10 grand.


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[Assistant] I know the company Acuflex, you know, it's a huge popular company that makes shafts for the PGA Tour. Well respected. The cool thing about the shaft is that Acuflex started in 2001.


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[Assistant] And Clinton was leaving office right around 2001. They were just getting off the ground and they decided, hey, if we're going to start making chefs, we might as well make something big, you know, and get someone maybe to endorse their products. So they might've thought, hey, why not get a president?


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[Assistant] There's really no way to prove that it was in his hands or even if he knew it existed.


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[Assistant] There is some value to it, because there are a lot of Clinton collectors that will collect everything Clinton. So I would appraise this as $600.


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[Assistant] There are telltale signs that you want to look for labeling and making sure that it says Jack's name in there. Maybe a year.


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[Assistant] So if I could take it off the mannequin and check out the labels, that'd be great.


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[Assistant] Now, Eleve made a lot of his clothing. So that's a good sign. Here you got exclusively tailored for Shaq O'Neal. And then there should be a label in here. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Shaq O'Neal. Uhm, it doesn't look like anything was fraudulently unstitched, restitched, or removed. Based on all the labeling, I think this is authentic.


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[Assistant] There are big collections of Kobe Bryant stuff, but this is a massive collection. I picked out a lot of good stuff here.


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[Assistant] These are insane. No. This represents his stitches when he had his operation for the Achilles. This just makes me speechless because you just can't find this type of stuff. It doesn't exist.


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[Assistant] And we have this, a signed piece from the forum floor. Yea, a piece of the forum. How cool is that? Yea, it's signed by Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant. I'll tell you right now, when you see something that you really can't replace, you wanna grab it. You're not gonna find this stuff. And I can see right away that this is the ticket from his last game, April 13th, 2016.


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[Assistant] Obviously you know shoes, the 0203 Reebok shoes are, you know, iconic.


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[Assistant] I definitely feel confident that these are his autographs. I mean, he did that K with the loop a lot and, you know, these are very, very identical to the signatures.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what do you think all this stuff would retail for? Uhm, as far as value, you have about 11 pieces here. Retail value, a very fair retail value, you're looking at $75,000.


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[Assistant] I'll let you know, I'll let you know what happens. Good luck. Amazing collection. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Hey, Bud, how you doing? Doing great, man. Good to see you. Big hookup, isn't it?


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[Assistant] I'll be back guys. Arim Abdul Jabbar, right in front of us.


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[Assistant] Authenticating his stuff. Alright, so give me some prices.


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[Assistant] I personally think are really cool. You're looking at between 20 and 30 thousand. And, uh, I think they'll, they'll be great for the store.


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[Assistant] To say the least. Thanks, man. Good luck. Thank you, Dan. Appreciate it.


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[Assistant] There are telltale signs that you want to look for labeling and making sure that it says Jack's name in there. Maybe a year.


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[Assistant] So if I could take it off the mannequin and check out the labels, that'd be great.


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[Assistant] Now, Eleve made a lot of his clothing. So that's a good sign. Here you got exclusively tailored for Shaq O'Neal. And then there should be a label in here. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Shaq O'Neal. Uhm, it doesn't look like anything was fraudulently unstitched, restitched, or removed. Based on all the labeling, I think this is authentic.


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[Assistant] These are pretty tough to come by. This is a 2010 Finals jersey, and the reason I know that is because you can't just go buy these patches, so that kinda helps with the authenticity. But there's also one thing that I'm hoping is inside here is a tag, a very important tag, which is gonna date when it actually was issued.


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[Assistant] 7 of 2009. So it was issued obviously before the finals.


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[Assistant] So you think it's real? Does it come with a letter of authenticity?


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[Assistant] Now DC Sports Collectibles is the leading authenticator in NBA material specifically


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[Assistant] Lakers. So, it's good that this piece of paper is with it. You know, you are looking at a genuine 2010 game worn warm up.


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[Assistant] So I mean, it obviously goes less than a normal game jersey. Yeaah. 2010 Finals game used jerseys.


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[Assistant] Hit about 25 to 35 thousand dollar range. Okay. So what's this thing worth? Well it's definitely gonna be around half of what a game used jersey is priced at. So you're looking at about 15 thousand retail. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I understand that, but we've sold a lot of game use stuff and that's what the market bears, so. I beg to differ, but I mean, I know he's the expert.


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[Assistant] Thanks man. You got it. Take care, good luck. Thanks.


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[Assistant] There are many collectors in the industry that seek out this kind of stuff. It's hot. They'll always be a buyer for his memorabilia.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, I know about Action Pack. They started in 1988. They had small sets. The gold really popped and a lot of people gravitated towards that project because of how shiny and cool they were.


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[Assistant] Bill Russell Hall of Famer from the Boston Celtics. Some people say that Bill Russell is the greatest NBA player of all time, but Russell was a really, really tough autograph. When he played and kids would ask him for his autograph, he just would not give it. So how many Bill Russell cards do you have? Uhm, about 70 or so. Okay.


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[Assistant] So, these are probably the only ones that exist, signed by Russell.


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[Assistant] Bob Cousy, another big Boston Celtics Hall of Famer. Signatures are really nice on this one. And you got here Senator Bill Bradley, who almost became president of the United States. Yep. And then we have Bill Walton. He had like a 48 foot sneaker. This guy was huge. And how many cards you have? 507. That's a lot of quantity.


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[Assistant] But it seems like every single card from this set, it's all Hall of Famers.


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[Assistant] This amount of volume, to get your money, because you have to control the market, well I think it would take you, you know, at least years. There's definite value here. The Russell card, I could say the first couple could go for five grand.


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[Assistant] But, we all know, as far as supply and demand, things come down as things pop out. Okay. Thanks man, appreciate it. You got it. I'll call ya.


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[Assistant] The Olympic flame has been part of the Olympic Games since ancient Greece. They keep it burning to represent man's control over nature. But running with the torch really didn't start until the 1936 Games in Berlin.


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[Assistant] Okay, so does it take oil or butane? I don't know what kind of fuel it takes.


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh, it takes propane. Oh, okay. At least you still have all the paperwork with it. Can I see it? Sure.


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[Assistant] I mean it is really well made. It's all brass, leather. Right now it's killing me that you're even touching it. When people come over, they don't get to touch it.


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[Assistant] This thing is pretty amazing. The torch is probably the most iconic symbol of the modern day Olympics. So it'd definitely make an awesome addition to someone's collection. Why would you want to sell it?


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[Assistant] I'm sure it's real. Okay, it's just the whole, uh, what are they going for? It's not like you see Olympic torches every day.


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[Assistant] Do you mind if I call up a buddy of mine to see what this thing is worth? Sure. Have him come down and take a look at it. See what we can do. Okay?


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[Assistant] So how much do you want for it? Five thousand. I'll give you eight hundred bucks for it. Can't do eight hundred.


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[Assistant] It's a torch, it's not a metal. There'd be 5,000 of them out there. I would go a thousand bucks on it. 1500, that's my minimum. I can't do it. A thousand would be it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, quite honestly, you know, you're seeing some fading. If you take a look here, Rick, you could kind of see it for yourself. It looks like there's been some maybe direct sunlight on it for a couple years here and there, and I would estimate this was probably done about 15 years ago.


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[Assistant] That's wonderful. Yeah, you've got a lot of upside here. Great helmet. Okay, alright. Cool man, I appreciate it. Get that one Rick.


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[Assistant] Hey, what can I help you with? I want to sell a ring today. Okay. Holy.


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[Assistant] Got the mother of all Super Bowl rings. The biggest and baddest. Let me try that thing on.


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[Assistant] Alright, where did you get this? Well, I'm a broker and a gentleman came in. Rookie Brian, he's a wide receiver and did a deal with me and never came back to get it. So what, you loaned him some money or something like that? Yea. This thing weighs a ton. Well, it's from Super Bowl 39. It's when they beat the Eagles and they went back to back like it says on the side of the ring.


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[Assistant] Super Bowl rings from the 49ers. Yep, those are cool.


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[Assistant] Very cool. These are really neat. How'd you acquire these? I got them from some collectors I know.


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[Assistant] So this ring belonged to Toy Cook. You gotta look for the markings. Looks like


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's resized. It looks like it was really, uh. It was done by a really bad jeweler.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. But, uh, it looks like it's authentic. Jeff Fuller ring from 1988. This is really, really nice. And this is Eric Wright. Very cool.


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[Assistant] These are definitely genuine 49er Super Bowl rings. They have the right diamonds, they're yellow gold. It's really a great collection of three rings. So what do you think they're worth? Value-wise...


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[Assistant] Superbowl rings are very highly collectible. 49ers, they pretty much own the 80s, so there's a lot of demand for 49er rings. Uhm, I think retail, they're probably in the range of about 20,000 a ring.


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[Assistant] They used to be a lot more, but, you know, that's about what they're commanding these days. Okay, well thanks for coming in. You're welcome.


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[Assistant] Another Super Bowl ring. Just what the hell we need. What?


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[Assistant] You're gonna sell it, right? Yeah, of course I am. Yeah, all right. It's another $10,000 paperweight. No, I paid over 20 grand for this one. Okay, then it's a $20,000 paperweight. And we easily got $200,000.


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[Assistant] Rick, I'll be honest with you, sell that ring or I'm gonna sell every damn ring over there in the case.


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[Assistant] I prefer LaDamian Tomlinson myself, but that's just cause I'm a Charger fan. But uh. Understandable, understandable. Want me to take it out? No, go right ahead.


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[Assistant] You know, this ball's cool. The one from Super Bowl 20 would be cool.


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[Assistant] No one could argue that Walter Payton was one of the best to ever play the game. He got two MVPs, a Super Bowl, and close to, what, 17,000 rushing yards? But this ball commemorates a game he didn't even play in, so that knocks the value down quite a bit.


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[Assistant] What? This is a dope one. Why another Super Bowl ring? Because?


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[Assistant] And we easily got $200,000 worth of bull rings in the case that you refused to sell. They're for sale! They're all priced like triple what they're worth!


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[Assistant] A Husserberg motorcycle goes for nearly 10 grand. Plus she wants a trip to Greece, a honeymoon, and she wants some leftover for her Pitbull charity. It's almost 35 grand there. This is a cheerleader's ring. Not a star player, and there's a huge difference when it comes to price.


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[Assistant] I'll be back, uh, feel free to hang out and I'll grab you when he gets here, okay? Thank you.


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[Assistant] Got a news article and we got something stating from the Hall of Fame here that this was the type of ball that they used.


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[Assistant] Okay, you've got a really really cool piece of...


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[Assistant] A memory of you and your father at the first Hall of Fame game back in 1962. I think what I'd offer you on this would be a little offensive. It's a thousand dollar deal to me.


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[Assistant] I need solid concrete proof of you catching the ball at the game. I don't see us making a deal here. I think honestly, Football Hall of Fame is where it should go. You agree?


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[Assistant] The first Super Bowl wasn't played until 1967, but the NFL has been having big championships since the 30s. And back in the 40s, the Chicago Bears were the team to beat. I mean, they won like three championships.


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[Assistant] I definitely believe it. I mean, it was a rough game back then. And being a punt returner, I mean, they would just drill this guy.


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[Assistant] What you have here is real interesting, man. I thought Emmett Smith was number 22. Bob Hays was long before him. He was fast, he was a really good punt returner.


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[Assistant] What's up, chum? Jeremy, what's going on, man? I don't know, so what do we got today? Here you go, man. Friend of his. Says Bob Hayes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I couldn't tell you what these mean.


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[Assistant] So this one should have ditbuckis or? Yes. He's on now.


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[Assistant] And it's got, uh, Gale Saros and Brian Piccolo on it, right? Both of them. Uhm, those are pretty desirable.


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[Assistant] You know, here are some of the concerns I have with it. We have a picture there, obviously, but we have absolutely no authentication for the ball. Do you mind if I give a buddy of mine a call? He can kind of appraise it.


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[Assistant] Alright man, so you heard my guy, he says it's worth probably around a thousand. I mean, I got a feeling this is gonna sit around for years. I'd offer you around a hundred bucks for it.


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[Assistant] Commemorative police badges used to be handed out after big events. It was kind of a thank you to the cops for keeping the peace.


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[Assistant] Then kinda 9-11 hit and everybody decided to take it a little bit more seriously. They don't really do it as much anymore.


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[Assistant] Roy Campanella, Pee Wee Reese. Back in the day when baseball was with these people, you wore a suit and a tie to the game.


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[Assistant] I came to the pawn shop today to try to sell my Miami Heat 06 championship ring. It's got diamonds, it's got workmanship on it, it's fantastic. It's just an awesome ring. If you put it on your finger and you go out, you're definitely going to get some hot women. Guaranteed.


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[Assistant] Where in the world did you get this? I bought it three years ago from a collector. He got it from the trainer.


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[Assistant] Okay. You know, with the basketball rings, there's only 15 players. Versus NFL, you have 45 players on your roster, plus all the front office people. Basketball teams are smaller. That's a limited edition of rings that go out.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, I'll make you a deal. Sell it to you for 12 grand today. If you don't sell in six months, I'll buy a bag for 12 grand. No. No deal?


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[Assistant] What if we do this? What if I sell it for nine, and you split the profits with me? Would you sell it? No. What about nine cash, three trades?


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[Assistant] LaDaney and Tomlinson. This guy had a great career and I mean he's really, literally one of the greatest running backs in the history of the NFL. Obviously not as great as Walter Payton, but he was up there.


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[Assistant] Unless you had a letter from the team or Tomlinson or a family member or somebody close to him, you know, I would just call it a jersey.


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[Assistant] The autograph to me is a really early version of a signature. This little curl in here he used, okay? This is kind of Tomlinson what he would do and it's almost the same thing I have here. He'd use this little curl at the beginning of a signature. Now he started to change the years, but the one consistent great thing about football players, what they do is they like to put their numbers. So that's usually pretty consistent. It's definitely authentic, right? But unfortunately it's not that strong of a signature.


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[Assistant] Well, Tomlinson autographs, as you know, when someone's still alive, they're still accessible. He's good to the fans, he's always been a pretty good signer. So his autograph is plentiful. It's a nice jersey, but the condition of the signature does hurt the value overall. I put the value of this right at $200.


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[Assistant] Retro football lately, and everybody loves the old guys. You know, talking about the Hall of Fame games, uh, I think the first class was 1963. They still have that tradition now, and they still play there, and the Hall of Fame thing's such a big deal.


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[Assistant] The Giants that year I think were 12 wins, 1962. That was about the end of Tittle's great run in the NFL.


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[Assistant] The one thing I do want to do is look at a few examples of his signature. He kept things really simple. His T went under and then back over. Usually included his number, just depending on where he could put it. Everything matches up pretty well, so no question the signature is real. No. Yes.


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[Assistant] About Tittle, he's been around a lot. It's funny how you look at the players of yesteryear, great players, they sign a lot of autographs. Unfortunately, it doesn't carry a ton of value. But based on everything that's here, you've got a program with the ticket, the letter from the Hall of Fame, your story tying it all together, the signatures genuine. I think it's a pretty neat piece of football memorabilia. So, what do you think it's worth?


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[Assistant] Can you say for certain 100% that it came from that game? Well, your story's great. This stuff helps. It's still a leap of faith. And I'd still put that value right about $2,000.


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[Assistant] Chum and I are in a warehouse in Los Angeles that sells sneakers and they actually have a pair of shoes that Michael Jordan wore in the movie Space Jam.


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[Assistant] This warehouse is full of rare sneakers and Chum has already found some other shoes that he says we should consider buying. Now we're waiting for Chum's expert and hopefully Chum hasn't put me on a jam on this trip.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he grossed a ton of money. It was like over $200 million it grossed. And there's a sequel coming out with LeBron James, right? Let's just hope he does it.


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[Assistant] I mean I'd offer him like 300 grand because I just don't know enough about shoes. You can't do better than that. I'm good. What about some of these other shoes? I don't want you to leave him be handed.


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[Assistant] I'm really interested in those Paris shoes.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna do a little bit more shopping on stuff I can actually wear.


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[Assistant] Hey, how's it going? Good man, how are you? Good, what do we got? We have a set of Hyland bagpipes, autographed by legendary wrassler, Rowdy Roddy Piper. Rowdy Roddy Piper, okay. A lot of people say wrestling's fake, but in Rowdy Piper we're often talking about the injuries certainly being real.


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[Assistant] I have a set of Highland bagpipes autographed by Rowdy Roddy Piper and I'm asking $7,500. If I'm able to make a deal today, I'll put it in my two-year-old's educational fund.


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[Assistant] Pretty cool. So how did you come across these?


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[Assistant] A really good friend of mine, he was an internationally renowned, uh, bagpiper. And he gave them to me. And uh, Rowdy Piper was a childhood hero of mine. A few years after I got the bagpipes, he was at a wrestling convention. And we went down and met him, and uh, he actually ended up playing the bagpipes with me. As well as autographing them for me.


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[Assistant] Okay, and that's, is that him signing up? Yeah, this is us here and you can see he's got a nice bold signature right across the bag piping bag.


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[Assistant] So combine the two, what do we got?


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[Assistant] I just, uh, we're so far apart, and if a deal's not good for both people, then it's not a good deal. So, alright. Take care, man. Have a good day. So I guess this just wasn't his bag.


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[Assistant] We weren't able to come to a deal today. I'm just gonna keep playing them and uh, let the world keep hearing how great I am at the bagpipes.


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[Assistant] You know, we had a lot of cool sneakers out here, but this is definitely the Holy Grail. Okay, let's take a look.


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[Assistant] So I have the Air Jordans that Michael Jordan wore in the movie Space Jam.


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[Assistant] After the Michael Jordan Last Dance documentary, there's been so many people contacting me that found out about me owning these sneakers. So I think I'll act like a free agent and see how it all pans out. Awesome. Where'd you get them?


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[Assistant] I don't even know who he is anymore. I really was hoping that we might come to a deal on the Michael Jordan Space Jam shoes. But time will tell and we'll see what happens with them. But what can I do for you?


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[Assistant] I've got a 1999 St. Louis Rams Lombardi Trophy. Sweet. Original box and certificate of authenticity. It's not the actual trophy the team won. It's not the one that they're displaying at the Rams headquarters. It's not a replica because these were given to the actual players.


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[Assistant] World championship game, AFL versus NFL. We all know it as the Super Bowl, but...


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[Assistant] They hadn't come up with the name Super Bowl yet. Back in the day, college football was way more popular than the NFL. They always called postseason games and college bowl games. So the AFL's founder, Lamar Hunt, jokingly came up with the Super Bowl and the name actually stuck. So you might have a buddy of mine come down and take a look at it.


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[Assistant] That is really nice, man. I own Ultimate Sports Cards and memorabilia here in Las Vegas. There's such a demand we're seeing nowadays for a lot of the premier items from basketball, football, and baseball.


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[Assistant] What concerns do you have with the jacket? You know what, I've never seen anything like it before.


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[Assistant] Pro Ball started at the end of the 1938 season, that was the very first one. At that point it was the all-star game, where you had the championship team face off against the best players from the other teams. This went on for only five years because of World War II, they discontinued it, so they only did these jackets for a couple of seasons, and you don't see them too often. This is quite a find. Where in the world did you get this?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean there's nothing on here that says Jill Carter, right? Nothing I'm missing here? Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, unfortunately we don't have a smoking gun here, but first of all, we have the Wilson tag. Wilson did in fact make a lot of jackets, uh, for the NFL during this period, and that tag is spot on with others I've seen.


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[Assistant] Game use jerseys of players from this era, you're talking $10,000 plus every single time.


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[Assistant] This however, you know, it wasn't actually played in the game, obviously it's a giant wool coat. But, you know, it was issued for the All-Star game, which was a known event, so.


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[Assistant] I'm here at the shop today to bring my bowling ball from the 1800s. Bowling ball is made out of wood. I had never seen a bowling ball made out of wood, so as soon as I seen the bowling ball, I said, man, this has to be the jackpot, this has to be old, and it has to be worth some money.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'll probably come back again. I got a couple more tricks up my sleeve. Hey, I'm a baller. I'm not a bowler.


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[Assistant] Decided to come to the pawn shop today to sell my 1990 Air Jordans. Not only they don't fit me, things are a little tight right now and I'm looking to get a little extra money, pay a couple bills. These shoes are in mint condition even though they're 20 years old and I'm looking to get probably about $500 from where I'm thinking.


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[Assistant] Man, I couldn't believe that the shoes weren't real. My buddy is gonna get it for me. You know, I got something for him, but for the most part, I thought they were gonna be worth a little bit more, and they weren't. So I'm a little disappointed.


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[Assistant] I got something I think you're really gonna like. Three player Super Bowl rings from the greatest dynasty to play football, the San Francisco 49ers.


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[Assistant] And this is from their first Super Bowl ring in 1981. This is really, really cool. Super Bowl 29.


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[Assistant] I'm here at the pawn shop today to sell three player Super Bowl rings from the San Francisco 49ers. I'm looking to get $37,500 for each Super Bowl ring or $112,500 for all three. If I end up selling the rings today, I'm probably going to take the money and put it right back in and buy some more 49ers memorabilia.


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[Assistant] Have a good one, man. If you change your mind, call me. No problem, I appreciate it. Thank you. I was hoping to make a deal, but I would not accept anywhere near that. I'll take my rings and display them at my office till I get a better offer that's more commensurate with what they're worth. Wow.


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[Assistant] Hey, how you doing? Hey, how's it going, man? Good. What do we got? I got a 1967 autographed Chicago Bears football.


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[Assistant] I came to the pawn shop today to try to sell my football. Money would be just a nice little bonus from holding on to it for 45 years. I'm putting it at $10,000 mark. So how'd you get it?


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[Assistant] My uncle gave me the ball. It was given to him by Ronnie Bull, a Chicago player at a banquet.


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[Assistant] The big name to me is George Hallis because this is the last year that George Hallis was a head coach.


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[Assistant] Sure, that's fine with me. Alright man, I'll give him a call. Alright, thank you.


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[Assistant] There's no way that these can be fake because my uncle received the ball from Ronnie Bull, a player on the Chicago Bears at the time. So yeaah, I feel good. I feel very good about it.


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[Assistant] I never heard of that before and here I had the ball for 45 years. I thought all those signatures are legit on that ball.


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[Assistant] I feel pretty let down. I think Clubhouse signatures are very deceitful. I'd like to meet the people that do that and give them a piece of my mind.


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[Assistant] So I want to see what you guys could do with a Walter Payton sign.


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[Assistant] Not exactly sure why he signed this ball. That's one of the reasons that I'm trying to see what I can get for it. Super Bowl 31 was won by the Green Bay Packers. And as a Chicago Bears fan, there's no way in good conscience I could keep this in my house.


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[Assistant] I am a huge Bears fan lifelong. Similar balls have gone for $4,000. This is a little bit of a different situation. It being Super Bowl 31. He wasn't in that Super Bowl, but the Packers won. And everybody knows that Bears fans and Packers fans do not get along.


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[Assistant] So, where'd you get it? My mom recently moved out of her house, and in the course of packing her up, I found this ball.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, so was your mom a Walter Payton fan or? I asked her about it and she doesn't seem to remember exactly where she got it, but she remembers bidding on some sports memorabilia at a charity auction several years ago.


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[Assistant] How much are you looking to get out of it? Well, this type of ball I've done a little bit of research. I'd be willing to part with this one for about $2500.


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[Assistant] Even I wouldn't get rid of it for a thousand dollars, even though it's a Packers ball. I'm thinking more along the lines of, let's say 21. I'll go up to 1500, that's the most I can do. It really is. I still think it's worth more than that.


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[Assistant] I'll meet you over there, alright? I would have liked to have gotten a little bit more, but I'm gonna go to the casino tonight, go to the roulette table, and put it all on Walter Payton's number 34.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was a different world back then. Olympic items are almost always collectible. What makes this special is its age. We get stuff from the 50s and the 70s, but from the early 1900s? Rarely. It's a cool taste. Really fancy art nouveau engraving. How much you want for it?


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[Assistant] The Olympic flame has been part of the Olympic games since ancient Greece. They keep it burning to represent man's control over nature. I have no doubt that it's authentic. The problem is, I have no idea what it's worth. So I called up my guy Jeremy to help me out.


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[Assistant] Anytime Rick. Appreciate it man. Alright Cory. So how much do you want for it? Five thousand. I can't do it. A thousand would be it.


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[Assistant] As strange as it sounds, there's actually people out there who would want to buy an Olympic pee test pit. How much do you want for it? $500. $500 seems like an awful lot. I'll give you 150 bucks.


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[Assistant] The 1956 Winter Olympics was the first to be broadcast on television in multiple countries all over the world. And because the Cold War was raging, the games became another propaganda tool.


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[Assistant] There was no one available to take a look at it for me, so I took a gamble and paid 850 bucks. So now I'm having Jeremy check this thing out. So what are your concerns about the jacket Rick?


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[Assistant] Basically, what is it worth? I mean, there's only 60 something made, uh, which makes it pretty rare.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we hope you're going to follow along because art is always better with friends. Yeah, friends like you. You need your drawing supplies. We're going to use markers, but you could use whatever you have at home like a pencil. You also need some.


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[Assistant] Alright, you ready to draw? Yes! Let's first draw our Karate Kid's face. We're gonna draw the mouth open. So, I'm gonna draw a backwards C. Kind of a square C shape. There you go. Top, and then the side, and then down.


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[Assistant] And then let's also add teeth. We're going to draw a little line down and then come across.


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[Assistant] And then we could do the same thing for the bottom teeth. We'll go up and then across.


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[Assistant] Next we're going to draw the eyes and we're going to draw our karate kid's eyes closed like he's really or she's really, uhm.


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[Assistant] Okay, now we're ready to draw the head. We're gonna start here on the left side, and we're gonna, we're gonna draw it down, across, and then back up on the other side.


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[Assistant] And then on the left side you could draw it up just a little higher. That way you have room.


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[Assistant] And then we can connect the top of those curves together also.


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[Assistant] Now let's draw the ears. We can draw the letter C and a backwards C.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna draw a girl Karate Kid. You could draw a boy Karate Kid. I'm gonna draw a curve like this for the top of her hair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could add zigzags. I like that. You could go all the way across. That looks awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe your hair's shorter, I'm gonna draw longer hair. I'm gonna add a ponytail.


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[Assistant] I'm going to draw a little curve like this and then I'm going to draw an S curve coming out and then a curve back into the


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[Assistant] To the little rubber band. Okay, we did it! Now let's add a knot to the headband.


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[Assistant] And then let's draw another curve right next to it to make these, the end of the headband thicker. And then right here at the bottom let's connect. Then let's do the same thing right here and we can connect there also.


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[Assistant] Perfect. Now we're ready to draw Karate Kid's body and arms. So let's start here on the left and we're going to come out.


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[Assistant] Oh, we can do the same thing. Let's do the same thing on the right side too.


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[Assistant] And then let's draw a C shape for one fist and a backward C shape for the other fist.


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[Assistant] Now let's draw the body. We're gonna draw a short line here, and then on this side we're gonna draw a longer line.


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[Assistant] Karate kids wear geese and that's their uniform when they're doing karate. We're going to draw a diagonal line across the chest and then another one right next to that.


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[Assistant] Then let's draw a belt going across. So we're going to draw a line coming here, across the waist. And then let's draw another line further down to make the belt thicker.


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[Assistant] We could also add a knot, just like we did for the headband.


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[Assistant] Maybe this time we could draw the ends of the belt coming out further. So let's draw a diagonal line. I'm going to draw another one right next to it.


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[Assistant] And then another line on this one and connect that too. Let's give our Karate Kid a black belt because they're advanced. They're super good at karate. So let's color in the belt black.


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[Assistant] That part we sped up, so remember you can pause the video for extra time. Okay, now let's draw our Coretta kid's leg coming out to do the kick. So we're going to come out really far past the arm, draw a line down for the end of the pants.


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[Assistant] And then we'll connect it into that space. Yes. Okay, now let's draw the feet. And we're going to keep it really simple. We'll draw a C shape. And then we'll draw another C shape right here.


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[Assistant] Awesome, we did it. We finished drawing our karate kid, but we're not completely done. We still need to color it. Yeah, my favorite part. We are going to fast forward again, so remember to pause the video and take time to color your drawings also. You ready to fast forward? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, so we did it. We finished drawing and coloring our karate kids. And it turned out really cool. I also really like the explosion. Yeah, me too. That looks awesome. It looks like they have super powers. Yeah. What do we use to color our drawings with? Markers. Yeah, we use our biennial markers.


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[Assistant] I came down to the pawn shop today to try to sell my 1961 world championship program between the Green Bay Packers and the New York Giants. I'd like to sell it because it should be worth a lot of money. I'm looking to get $200 but the least amount I would take out of it is $100. Where'd you get it? I, uh, got it from my ex-girlfriend's grandpa.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he went to the game, got the game ticket and everything here. And then here I got, day after, Green Bay Press Gazette. That was the first championship game ever held at New City Stadium, which is now Lamblefield.


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[Assistant] We hope you're going to follow along with us. You need something to draw with. We're going to use markers, some paper, and something to color with. Something to color with. What's wrong with your arm? I broke it. Yes, you did. You broke it. Yep.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's start. Let's first draw his eyes. We're gonna draw two circles. We're gonna draw a cartoon, simple version of him to keep this lesson nice and easy.


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[Assistant] We're going to draw two circles for his eyes and leave a little space in between and we can draw another smaller circle inside for the highlight.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's color in that big circle, but leave the little one white.


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[Assistant] Now let's draw his nose. In between the eyes we're gonna draw a U shape.


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[Assistant] Then we can draw his mouth. We're gonna draw a smile. Drawing him happy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like it. Now let's draw cheek lines on each side of his mouth.


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[Assistant] Alright, now let's draw the shape of his head. We're going to start right here on the side of his eye and we're going to draw a U shape that comes underneath and then back up over here next to the other eye.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, good job. Alright, now let's draw his ear. I'm going to draw a C and a backward C for his right ear.


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[Assistant] Next we're going to draw his hair. Let's draw a bumpy line coming up and we'll draw a bumpy line coming up over here also.


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[Assistant] Alright, now we can also draw a bumpy line going the other direction like that. And we'll draw it coming up over here on the side too.


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[Assistant] Good job. Alright, now let's draw his hat. We're gonna draw the brim of his hat first. We're gonna draw this curve that comes across and connects to the other side.


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[Assistant] Now let's draw the top of his hat. We're going to draw a big upside down U shape to finish the top of the hat.


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[Assistant] Okay, now let's draw the little button on top of the baseball hat. A little upside down you.


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[Assistant] Then we can also draw the rest of the brim. I'm gonna draw a curve going up and back down.


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[Assistant] Now up here at the top, we're gonna draw this seam on the hat. We're gonna draw one curve that comes down close to the outside and we'll do the same thing over here on the right.


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[Assistant] Now what team did Jackie play for? The Brooklyn Dodgers. Yea, Brooklyn Dodgers. Let's put a B, the letter B, right here on the front of his hat. Now I'm gonna draw just a regular B. So I'll draw a line down, and then I'm gonna draw a big, two big bumps.


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[Assistant] We could also add a little extra detail. I'm just gonna draw a little dot right there on the left.


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[Assistant] Alright Jack, we did it. We finished drawing his head. Now let's draw his body. And we're going to start here by drawing his arms. We're going to draw a line that comes down like this and then it's going to bend up. We're going to draw Matt Batt.


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[Assistant] He's gonna have his bat over his shoulder, getting ready to hit the ball. Now we're gonna draw his back. We're gonna draw a diagonal line coming down.


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[Assistant] Good. Now let's, let's actually draw the rest of his arm. So we're gonna start where his armpit would be. We're gonna draw a short line that matches the top. Then we're gonna draw a sleeve.


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[Assistant] And right here, let's draw his fist hanging onto the bat. So I'm just gonna draw the letter C.


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[Assistant] Oh, let's give him long sleeves. We're gonna draw two lines right here on his wrist.


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[Assistant] Perfect, now let's draw the rest of his shirt. Gonna draw a diagonal line coming down from his arm.


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[Assistant] Next we're gonna draw his legs. Right here we're gonna draw-


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[Assistant] Then bent. We're going to draw a leg coming forward and then bent. Getting ready to hit the ball.


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[Assistant] And then let's draw his back, the back of his leg. We'll draw a little curve that comes like this. And then towards his knee. And then we can draw another line coming back.


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[Assistant] Alright, then let's connect those two lines together for the bottom of his pants. Next, let's draw his socks. And I'm going to draw a U shape that comes out of the bottom of his pants.


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[Assistant] Let's add cleats on the bottom of his shoes. Just draw little spikes on the bottom.


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[Assistant] Now let's make him look more 3D. I'm going to draw his other leg right here. So I'm just going to repeat that same line, the back of his leg, and then we can draw socks.


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[Assistant] Now let's finish drawing his other arm. Right here we're going to add his other sleeve.


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[Assistant] End of his sleeve. So we'll draw two curves that connect to his chin and also his short sleeve. And then we can also draw his other fist hanging on to the back.


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[Assistant] What's he missing, Jack? The bat. Yeaah, he's missing the bat. Let's draw the end of the bat right here. I'm going to draw, it looks kind of like an oval shape underneath his hand. Then we're going to imagine that bat going behind his head and coming out the back of his head. Right here I'm going to draw a big upside down U.


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[Assistant] Fists all the way up here. Yeaah. Let's add a few more details to his jersey. Let's give him a stripe on his.


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[Assistant] Short sleeve. I'm gonna draw two little lines on the other arm too that you can barely see.


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[Assistant] Let's add one more thing. What should we add? The ball. The ball. Let's do it. Let's put it right here. He's getting ready. We're just gonna draw a circle.


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[Assistant] Alright Jack, we did it. We finished drawing Jackie Robinson. He looks really cool, except he's gonna look even better once we do what? Color it. Yeah, we need to color him. This part we're gonna fast forward, but at the end you guys can pause the video to match the same coloring. You ready to fast forward? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Jack Game 5 did such a great job on drawing and coloring Jackie Robinson, especially with a broken arm. Thank you. And what do we use to color our drawings? Markers. Yea, we use markers, but you can use whatever you have at home or in your classroom.


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[Assistant] And we also used our red marker to add the stitching to the baseball. We hope you had a lot of fun drawing Jackie Robinson. Yeah, we do. We hope you had a lot of fun. Remember, it's okay if your drawings look different than ours.


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[Assistant] I have a couple rare baseball items here. What I have is John McGraw and Joe DiMaggio.


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[Assistant] And these are the bus that made the plastic figures and these were sold in the National Baseball Hall of Fame and ballparks throughout the country in 1963. This is the mold to make this. That's correct. And this is Joe DiMaggio.


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[Assistant] I came to the pawn shop today to try to sell my 1963 Hall of Fame bust molds. They were used to make little plastic figures of Joe DiMaggio and John McGraw. I've been collecting sports memorabilia for over 30 years, and I'd just like to move some of this stuff out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the 56 game hitting streak in 1941, which still holds up to today. Plus, he married Marilyn Monroe. This guy was cool. And who is this guy? That's John McGraw.


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[Assistant] 1891, the dead ball era. Was he the guy they called Napoleon? It's little Napoleon, he was five foot seven. That kicked out of more games than anyone else in baseball? Yea, I believe it's 132 games, he was the most kicked out.


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[Assistant] Television was in its infancy. So what do you want to do with all this stuff? I'd like to sell it.


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[Assistant] I won $2,200 for both molds, and I'll throw in the Jodemajoo bust. What we have here is...


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[Assistant] I'm walking out of the pawn shop today with $1,300 and I'm very happy. It's going to go on my kids college education fund.


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[Assistant] Hey, how you doing? Good. How about you? Doing good. What do we got? I got the game ball from the first pro football Hall of Fame game played in Canton, Ohio. It starts off the season every year. This is the program from the 1962 Hall of Fame. Okay. And this is my ticket stub to get in the game, which was only $5 at the time.


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[Assistant] I came down to the pawn shop today to sell my football from the 1962 First Pro Football Hall of Fame game played in Canton, Ohio.


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[Assistant] And it's signed by YA Tittle. I got the ball signed in 1999 when YA Tittle come to Canton, Ohio. I'd like to sell this ball for $4,000 today because $4,000 is a lot of money and I could use it.


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[Assistant] And I come up with the ball out of there. That's awesome, man. That's a really good story. So how'd you get him to sign it? He came to the Hall of Fame for an autograph session and I brought the ball and had him sign it because it came off his fingertips.


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[Assistant] Definitely a cool story. What do you got here? In 99, when he signed the ball, this was, uh, our local newspaper article. My last name's Lombardi. Lombardi's big catch has signature with it. Okay. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] I'm actually looking to sell it. I've had it for 52 years. I know the Hall of Fame would like to have this ball. I brought it in there and they'd ask me to donate it to them, but. Yeah, I wouldn't want to donate it either. But I'm looking to sell it.


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[Assistant] The least I'll take is probably three thousand.


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[Assistant] I thought the thousand dollars was a little bit low, I'll just give it to the whole thing.


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[Assistant] If you've ever taken a sporkle quiz about the teams in the NFL, there will always be that one team you forget about. You know it's on the tip of your tongue, but you can't figure it out.


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[Assistant] After a while, you just give up and realize it's the Jacksonville Jaguars.


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[Assistant] This is the state of their franchise. Congratulations! The majority of the league still forgets you exist. Well, except for those times you're forced on Thursday night football games that no one watches and get sent to London to play a game or two every year. That no one watches.


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[Assistant] Why would they? So they can see Blake Bortles completely prolapse on a football field? To see Gus Bradley staring into the abyss at his future place with the likes of Rich Cotight and Dave Shula?


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[Assistant] They're god-awful in a year where the Cleveland Browns are openly defecating on a football field, and San Francisco is desperately making their case for biggest lolcow in football. They are a colossal lolcow in their own right for utterly failing at being a lolcow.


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[Assistant] They're like Milton Waddums from Office Space. They offer no tangible benefit to the league, no one wants anything to do with them, and everyone and their mother forgets they are there unless they are shoved in our faces. Let me put it to you this way.


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[Assistant] This is the most notable thing to come out of that franchise in the past decade. Look at it. So. It.


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[Assistant] That fan represents everything regarding the Jaguars since the turn of the millennium. They had a pretty cool and promising team in the late 90s. The likes of Mark Brunel, Fred Taylor, Keenan McCardell, and Jimmy Smith made for an exciting team to watch.


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[Assistant] Because there is obviously NOTHING better to do in Jacksonville.


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[Assistant] Now it's just a matter of time until the NFL fixes the glitch, i.e. forces them to move to London and completely fuck up the league even further.


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[Assistant] That's pretty interesting. If Mantle wrote anything, you know, along the lines of good content to Roger Maris, you're looking at some huge money. That'd be amazing, yeaah. Well check it out man, tell us what you think.


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[Assistant] Thumbs up their asses and they're screwing the fan base.


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[Assistant] Completely exhausting them and allowing John Brady to pick them apart piece by piece. Game, set, and match.


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[Assistant] Hey, you guys remember those great teams the Edmonton Oilers had back in the 1980s? Remember how they dominated the league? Remember how they set the standard for all other teams to be measured up to?


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[Assistant] You are probably tired of this question as Edmonton will cease to shut the fuck up about it. It's the only thing they can rely on unlike the Oilers of today. They have once again disappointed their fans and taken a gigantic defecation on their hopes and dreams. The team is literally Connor McDavid trying to throw passes at scrubs like Drake fucking Kojula and Anton Slepochev hoping to god they use their stone hands for the benefit of humanity. It's back to the laughing stock of this past decade.


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[Assistant] The team and its performance were always second to the glories of the 80s. They were so inept that they forced the league to change its rules on the draft lottery. The Oilers transformed into the hockey equivalent of the Browns. If you were a player or prospect, you went here to die.


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[Assistant] Zilch. Zip. Nada. People were predicting THIS would win the cup? This looks like a team that couldn't tie its skate laces without adult supervision. Just look at that special team's play. That power play is fucking atrocious. Turns out you need more than three great players to run one. Also, a word of advice, kids. Don't take a penalty on home ice. You always shit the bed on the penalty kill.


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[Assistant] Like giving up a goal on almost one out of two chances. Although on the road you are PK God, so I don't fucking know anymore. I wouldn't expect anything less from one of the greatest chokers in NHL history as your head coach.


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[Assistant] The dude looks as overcooked as a goddamn hockey puck this season. Even then, the hockey puck may be less burnt than Talbot. The poor bastard can't deal with all of the pylons in front of him, PLUS the terrible team depth, PLUS whatever the fuck else. But there is a mastermind behind this madness, a true Jackson Pollock of his time.


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[Assistant] He's going to develop so nicely in your system that he loses all trade value and is selected by Vegas in the expansion draft. And he still can't make their main roster.


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[Assistant] Speaking of defensemen, let's take this ugly, atrophying Justin Schultz and throw him right into the trash. My god, everyone, he's growing wings and has turned into a beautiful swan with real development.


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[Assistant] Look, a few more players to come out of our gutter to thrive on NHL teams. This is not an Oilers issue, they're just late bloomers. But it's about what they did with the cap room, you argue. Well, let's take a look at what he did.


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[Assistant] For the savings on Taylor Hall, the Oilers won the Milan Lucic sweepstakes. And they won it alright. To the tune of a seven-year contract with six million dollars per year. Better hope Peter's old boy Lucic doesn't regress anytime soon. It's not a big deal though, they can chuck just under two million precious dollars per year at Zach Kassian.


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[Assistant] The fans are once again miserable. They need their drug of choice.


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[Assistant] Yes, Edmonton, we all know about that dynasty you guys had over 30 years ago. From how you talk about it, you think we were in the middle of one right now. The only winning this team has done over the past decade is in the goddamn draft lottery.


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[Assistant] I personally think every press conference ends up the same way. Yes, Mr. Journalist, the team is really terrible, but do you remember the 80s?


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[Assistant] Because his tenure in Arizona proved that he is well suited for such a task. He, too, is living in the glory years of the 80s. I can almost see him throwing on some Van Halen while flaunting a mullet in the Power Glove.


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[Assistant] Either way, he probably brought out a cardboard cutout of Marc Messier and the city all salivated at its bendable glory. You guys got that personalized shrine to the old times, after all. Unfortunately, the Oilers don't have a good team currently playing in it. With the fierce flames of cap-hell approaching, the team is going to be nothing more than Connor McDavid, Leon Tricidal, and some random dudes from the Rec Center.


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[Assistant] To Edmonton's misfortune, this is not basketball. Shirelly will divide the team by zero again and fuck everything up like he did in Boston. Oilers, maybe you guys can throw up a banner celebrating your preseason championship in 2017.


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[Assistant] You do realize that was tongue in cheek, right? You're still circle jerking yourself off of an internet poll? Whole celebration and everything too? The boys club is as alive as ever.


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[Assistant] Sure, you're at a conference with all the other expansion teams and you're projected to get destroyed, but it's still admirable. Maybe you can shock the world.


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[Assistant] Alright, three straight years in the final. Let's hope you can actually win a game. You get swept by the Bruins. Yea, that goal. You also lose in the first round to Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Get completely steamrolled by the Bruins. Déjà vu, ain't it? It's now the Blackhawk's turn to kick your ass.


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[Assistant] Your former coach Al Arbor, he may have a cup or two in his cupboard.


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[Assistant] Enjoy the stress of having the team potentially contract as a reward. Have things get so bad that the owners padlock the arena and the Blues don't even participate in the draft!


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[Assistant] Fortunately, they find a new owner and the franchise is saved. One catch. He's avaricious as well.


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[Assistant] Reward your fanbase's patience with a gut-wrenching loss to the North Stars, in an overtime game seven.


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[Assistant] Heal these wounds by getting swept by that team the very next year.


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[Assistant] You make the conference finals again. You've reached game seven. You could get back to the finals. Or get dick punched by the flames. Ouch.


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[Assistant] Lose in the first round again, this time to the fucking Maple Leafs.


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[Assistant] Go back in time to the early 80s and get eliminated by the Blackhawks in the second round.


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[Assistant] Don't look now, a bunch of your old players just won a cup with the flames. At least you got Brett Hall from one of those trades.


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[Assistant] Enjoy the Blackhawk pain again, this time getting obliterated by them in game seven.


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[Assistant] Sign Brendan Shanahan as a restricted free agent. The price isn't too steep, you only have to give Scott Stephens to the devils.


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[Assistant] You get revenge on the Blackhawks. Glorious victories are soon to be yours. By whimpering quietly in game 7 to the Maple Leafs.


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[Assistant] Mike Keenan is now your head coach in GM. This means that you've got about a year and a half before his shtick becomes toxic.


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[Assistant] Alright, you're going all in this year. Keenan has all but cloned the 94 Rangers formula of 80s Oilers and early 90s Blackhawks players. He may have gutted the team he started with, but you got the fucking great one at the deadline to help compliment the Golden Brett. Now go and get that.


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[Assistant] Turns out Mike Keenan was cancer incarnate. Who saw that one coming?


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[Assistant] Last year was brutal for you guys. You get consolation though. Losing to the Red Wings again. Did I mention Brendan Shanahan won some cups with them?


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[Assistant] Alright, you made the third round for the first time in fifteen years. You took out those bestie sharks and the stars. Do you get the monkey off your back? Hell no, you get battered in five to the avalanche. Oh look, you get to lose to the red wings again.


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[Assistant] You're up three games to one against the Canucks. To no one's surprise, you completely take the piss.


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[Assistant] The team is choking on their own shit enough that Joel Quenville is told to get fucked.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter because you still get your head crushed by the sharks.


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[Assistant] Return to the basement with Mike Kitchen. Your post-season streak is over with only two appearances in the conference finals during this time. Woof.


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[Assistant] You made the playoffs again. You get swept by the Canucks. It's like you were never there. Miss the playoffs the next two years in the meantime. You're telling me that Joel Quenville won a Cup, too?


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[Assistant] You have another great regular season. You already know how this story plays out.


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[Assistant] Wait, the blues didn't fail? They're playing in the conference finals against the sharps of all teams? By the gods, someone is shedding their choker label this year!


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[Assistant] The blues are playing like bird shit right now. Fuck it, Snorlax is gone.


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[Assistant] Turns out that was the spark to get the team back on track. Jake Allen is playing like a god and they stole the series against the wild. Maybe this is the year. Or they can lose in six to the Predators. One can only tolerate so much failure. Let's take a look at the final scores.


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[Assistant] Got a 1951 Yankees team signed baseball.


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[Assistant] Mickey Mantle, since it's the 51st year they won a World Series.


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[Assistant] My grandfather went to a game in 1951 with my mother and, uh, received the autographs from a friend of his that was involved with the team. The baseball doesn't really mean a lot to me. It's got some family heritage, but it's to baseball.


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[Assistant] 1951, that was Mantle's rookie year, Joe DiMaggio's last. So you got a critical intersection of history right here on that ball.


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[Assistant] They want to bring in an expert. I'm fine with it. I'd like to learn more about the ball as well. How you doing Brenda?


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[Assistant] Brenda's checking out the ball right now and I know it's real. I believe it's authentic. This is a historical baseball piece.


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[Assistant] This is a historical piece above and beyond the signature factor of the ball, which I will grant you, the signatures are faded.


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[Assistant] Nathan Peterman. I firmly believe that you can come up with a few words. Legendary ineptitude. Interceptions. Terrible. Why is this guy in the league?


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[Assistant] Simple reason is that I have a bit more perspective on Peterman. I am a masochist, which is why I also double as a pit fan. Guess who I saw a lot of at pit?


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[Assistant] Peterman had just lost out on the starting job to Josh Dobbs, who ironically is now a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers. He didn't do all that much as a volunteer. Peterman played sparingly, throwing 20 for 43 and 94 yards.


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[Assistant] The team was mediocrity defined and could never reach that gear that would get them over the top. Even worse, the past half decade in change was a dark time for the football team.


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[Assistant] The Panthers had suffered through embarrassment after embarrassment after embarrassment. And a quality quarterback? As rare as Pitt being relevant in the college football landscape. The program was all but starting from scratch again as Paul Christ went back to his alma mater in Wisconsin. It was a match made in heaven.


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[Assistant] Hell, with seasoning, I think there was a chance for him to convert at the NFL level. Fortunately for him, he would get that chance. He was selected in the 2017 NFL Draft by the Buffalo Bills in the 5th round.


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[Assistant] The whole premise was baffling, but there was a part of me that was eager to see what he could do against an NFL defense. It was a total disaster.


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[Assistant] Even with receivers dropping passes left and right, Nate didn't do himself any favors. The offense couldn't get anything going, and he threw some awful passes that were easy pickings for the Ravens team, one nearly going for another pick six. His performance was perfection.


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[Assistant] A quarterback rating of zero. Once again, things were so bad that Peterman was benched for the hot prospect in Josh Allen. This would continue for the next few weeks. Until another chance emerges.


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[Assistant] Even if he gets another chance, he's given to fail. Just like he did against the Bears. Three more interceptions at home, one going for another pick six because his receivers couldn't catch a damn thing.


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[Assistant] This rate of ineptitude is unprecedented at the professional level. As a guy who saw him in college, this really stings. To say that I am really disappointed is an understatement. This guy I thought had a chance to make it. The only thing he's making are quality chances for the other team.


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[Assistant] I buy and sell game used bats. That's my specialty. I've had it for about 15 years. It's an actual Ty Cobb game bat that's 90 years old. It's a part of baseball history. It's a piece that belongs in the baseball hall of fame. I know a lot about Ty Cobb.


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[Assistant] He's a Hall of Famer, played for the 32 World Champion Yankees. Great player.


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[Assistant] No, it's Ty Cobb's bat. It's got his name on it. Why would Joe Sewell sign Ty Cobb's bat?


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[Assistant] Well, they're both southern boys. Uh, Joe was from, uh, Alabama and Ty was from Georgia and, uh, Ty, uh, let Joe order one of his bats.


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, so did Joe Sewell use this bet? Joe Sewell used it. Okay, and Ty Cobb? Ty Cobb, I don't know if Ty Cobb used it or not, but I know Joe used it. Okay, alright, uhm, so how much are you looking to get for it? I'm looking to get $100,000.


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[Assistant] Well I'm 100% confident because that's my business. And I'm an expert.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're pretty far off. I mean I would come down to 75 if that helps you.


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[Assistant] I came down to the pawn shop today to try to sell my Babe Ruth baseball card. When I found this card, holy moly, almost crapped my britches. I like to sell it because I would like a new car. Asking $65,000 a day, but the lower I would go, probably about $45,000.


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[Assistant] $65,000, that close, but no cigar. You know, I'm just disappointed.


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[Assistant] You step into the ring with Antonio Brown, you're doomed. He doesn't attack you with vicious blows or relentless endurance. No, he eats you from within.


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[Assistant] He infects the most basic cellular structures of your being and then he spreads. The cancer is inoperable.


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[Assistant] One of the biggest cancers in football's recent memory has been allowed to own a professional football franchise.


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[Assistant] Albany, prepare yourselves. Your empire will crumble before your very eyes. It will make you big for the likes of Dan Snyder. It was a nice run you guys had.


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[Assistant] Back to back champions in the national arena league, not to mention the final champion in the first iteration of the AFL. They were a proud if young franchise. A city with a rich arena league tradition.


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[Assistant] The name touchdown Eddie Brown should ring some bells for those up there. One of the best players in franchise history. And he also sired Antonio, for better or worse. He'd be the general manager of this new operation. This reuniting of father and son calls for celebration. Telling head coach Tom Manas to fuck off. Ten days before the season starts. He had won back-to-back championships.


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[Assistant] It's apparently not good enough for AP, the self-proclaimed sole owner of the team. My quota says otherwise.


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[Assistant] But Antonio probably threw a bag of dicks at him, so he said fuck it and went home.


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[Assistant] Save that dollar for later, because Antonio's got some fans to schmooze with on the opening field before opening day. Literally right before kickoff.


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[Assistant] He had an arrest warrant out on him for $30,000 in unpaid child support. Antonio Brown not paying people? A shocking revelation. Now imagine that happening to an entire team. Because that's what happened.


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[Assistant] Players and coaches complaining that they hadn't been paid in at least a week, even playing a match against the Carolina Cobras without pay. They dare challenge Antonio Brown? He's a man of character! This is merely a direct deposit issue.


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[Assistant] Real answer at head coach is a testament to the genius of Antonio Brown. Tom Manas.


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[Assistant] If you brought him back after all this time, why did you tell him to fuck off to begin with?


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[Assistant] Probably due to Brown's evolution into Kanye's multiple personality stage.


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[Assistant] It's run by a group called Antonio El Ala Express Trust Enterprise. Blue's translation, Antonio the God. He should take his word seriously. He's declared himself a foreign national.


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[Assistant] This was all conveniently ignoring the fact that the team transformed from a back-to-back champion to a champion and losing. At first, they were tight games. Those tight games would slowly become blowouts. Total blowouts.


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[Assistant] He's a former firebird, which works well for about a week. They got blown the fuck out at home again.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown was supposed to play in this game, but like him in a public pool, he didn't dress. About as ugly as Albany's performance.


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[Assistant] And A.B. countered by saying he never fired him and he was still with the team, apparently. And to the next victim, Terence Foster.


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[Assistant] 20 year coaching veteran and current defensive coordinator of the Iowa Barnstormers. Before he too smartly backed out for smelling a rat. They now had to settle for Maurice Ligette. He was literally on the roster a week prior.


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[Assistant] True experience and skill, just like Antonio Bras.


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[Assistant] A man of grace being kicked out of a holiday inn for excessive noise and marijuana use.


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[Assistant] As another stroke of executive genius who would then blame the fans for lack of support. Classy. What's better than a lack of fans? None of them.


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[Assistant] Their season lost to the abyss of endless head coaches and a roster core destroyed by attrition. And you know how this happened kids?


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[Assistant] By refusing to pay his goddamn bills to the league. His dues weren't paid in May and his April payments being challenged. And he seriously expects the Albany Empire to get in the AFL?


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[Assistant] He was in a league that had trouble finding stable owners. And AB somehow one-upped that with Days of Our Steelers on steroids. Antonio Brown didn't just lay a blueprint for organizational mismanagement, he sped-run through it.


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[Assistant] He near single-handedly turned a back-to-back champion into a complete disgrace in less than four months! Is anyone really shocked by this outcome?


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[Assistant] You lie with dogs, they'll be shocked if you awaken infested with fleas. The only thing I'm surprised by is how quickly it happened.


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[Assistant] Now players, employees, and countless others are now without work, and have successfully pissed off yet another city. But AB's never cared for anyone except himself. They really allowed him to run a football team. Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] Just gonna throw it out there that hockey season's heating up. I keep telling you to go to a game and witness the spectacle on the ice for yourself. And if you've been procrastinating, there's a good way to finally do it. Seek it!


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[Assistant] Throw a dart on a billboard with a bunch of seasons on it and you will find misery. Columbus doesn't play hockey.


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[Assistant] They simply chuck a bunch of things on the ice and hope that hockey comes out.


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[Assistant] The jackets have been doomed to a life of circling drains and falling to waste. The NHL's enhancement talent.


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[Assistant] Put forth an effort to get other teams over, stick to the script and lose. But lose with grace in a bunch of blown third period leagues. And do it near perennially. It's been the repeated issue of this franchise.


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[Assistant] Nothing they do works. Rebuilds, all-in pushes, attempts to contend, it all crumbles to dust. Every great moment in Highlight comes with a caveat. An endless yang to a positive yin.


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[Assistant] Dominating sweep-ending, the greatest regular season in NHL history.


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[Assistant] Even if the Jackets didn't have enough to overcome the might of Boston in the next round, they finally slayed their demons.


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[Assistant] The only thing that could hurt them was if every single keyfree agent they had left without a trace. Well...


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[Assistant] It's a city that lives in the shadow of big brothers on both sides. There's only one religious talisman here and it's a buckeye.


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[Assistant] Same goes for Seth Jones who requested out for a massive overpayment in Chicago.


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[Assistant] And this is just continuing the list of defectors from years past. It's agony when you can't build anything sustainable.


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[Assistant] Franchise finally validated with one stroke of a pen.


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[Assistant] The time has come for this team to finally rise from the ashes. And all it took was signing Erika Branson to a 4x4.


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[Assistant] Yet even then, for the greatest blessing bestowed on this franchise since being born, it's been a colossal disappointment. The caveat to a highlight. A deep inconsistency that teases Columbus of his talents but offers nothing sustainable.


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[Assistant] I know there's gonna be a guy in the back saying that Godro's more of a playmaker, and you're correct. But to the point of having no goals in October, 8 goals in 55 games?


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[Assistant] He's been a very hot and cold player in his career, sure, but this is ridiculous! His defensive analytics have fallen off a cliff! The dude suddenly can't finish anything! He's been benched for poor performance in his time here. It only goes to show one thing.


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[Assistant] Every chance he has to blossom into a core contributor, the gods strike him down for a fortnight.


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[Assistant] Either by concussions, other ailments, or checking into the NHL's player assistance program to overcome personal demons. But there is Zach Rurenski. He has fulfilled expectations of his mighty contract. Whenever he's on the ice. Injuisa battered him down as well. I just don't get one thing.


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[Assistant] You have massive holes to patch on team defense and you bring in Damon Seberson and Ivan Proberov?


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[Assistant] Two guys not exactly known for their defensive prowess. Columbus's only defensive demon right now is Good Branson.


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[Assistant] You brought those two in, yet have no room at the NHL level for the likes of David Yurechek. You know, the kind of guy that jackets need to develop. No wonder why he's pissed, he's caught up in a log jam. At least that's tame in comparison to Goulton.


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[Assistant] Mainly hoping that Daniil Tarasov can make a save in traffic and Delphus... Just hasn't been the same since Matisse. He needs a change of scenery. For his own sake.


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[Assistant] The team in such disarray that their all-star representative was Boon Jenner.


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[Assistant] Don't get me wrong, Jenner's a solid player, but he's never eclipsed the 50-point plateau in his career. This is really the best they have to offer?


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[Assistant] Yet it ignores what's probably been their biggest issue these past few seasons. And that's coach. Under John Tortorella, you know what you're getting.


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[Assistant] He's a great coach if you want to build structure and drill a young team into becoming an effective NHL unit. But like all coaches, his message loses power and effectiveness.


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[Assistant] While he was one of the best coaches in franchise history, he was past his expiration date with the Jackets. It happens to everyone, don't be too worried, it was time for both parties to move on.


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[Assistant] The only problem is that Columbus is chosen very poorly after the fact. Remoting his assistant Brad Larson makes perfect sense in theory, maintaining the culture built while being more of a player's coach than torts. Perhaps too much of a player's coach.


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[Assistant] It affected the team performance on top of a metric shit pile of injuries and it was obvious Larson was overmatched in his role. So he gets canned to hell and a new search begins.


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[Assistant] It was critical they needed to learn from the mistakes of the past. Columbus needs a veteran hand to guide them through this time. They hired Mike Babcock.


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[Assistant] So you're telling me that the taste of Brad Larson's passive push-over coaching style was so awful that the answer was to bring in a dinosaur? One that eats its young and kicks them from behind the bench? It wasn't if he was going to be an embarrassing failure, it was when it was gonna happen!


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[Assistant] Oh boy kids, here comes the asteroid to kill off the Babcockasaurus Rex! He should be noticing it, but he's too busy looking at the pictures on player's phones. He denied it was for control. Boon Jenner came out and defended him. They said it was to bond with the players and the families they had.


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[Assistant] It was part of his evolution as a coach, the genesis of a kinder, gentler Babcock.


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[Assistant] And he overcame this early adversity by turning tail and fleeing the sea. He was in Columbus for 78 days.


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[Assistant] The dude didn't even make it to training camp!


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[Assistant] So now they're stuck with an assistant of Brad Lawson's whose effectiveness as a coach is still to be determined.


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[Assistant] This doesn't show sound logic, it reeks of desperation and outdated thinking.


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[Assistant] Speak about the pains to build culture and pride, but what have they really built? A second home for Pittsburghers when the Pens are in town?


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[Assistant] A purgatory for prospects to serve their mandatory sentence to the motherland? Everything they have tried has blown up in their face! And Yarmo, I get what you tried to do.


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[Assistant] He had a herculean task trying to reanimate this rotting carcass, but kick a line and couldn't turn water into wine. It only withered and wailed in woe. And that's why he got decapitated by said ass. Like with torts, it's not really you man, it was just time. So why's John Davidson still here?


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[Assistant] They love their team, they put up with a lot of shit from the franchise, but I think they have much greater expectations than being a doormat for everyone else. And it's not just them.


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[Assistant] Team ownership sitting around pissed and frustrated like anyone else that follows this franchise on a surface level. I don't even hate the Jackets, I just feel bad for them at this point.


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[Assistant] Cranially trying to spark the flame with everything under the sun yet never getting it to light. Always shooting blanks. That's the Columbus way.


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[Assistant] What breaks them out of this horrible spell? I don't know. Any effort, spirited or not, will be blown like a third period leaf. The Bluejack itself isn't an aptitude or chaos. It's to simply exist. And that's worse than death itself.


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[Assistant] You expect a redemption arc so soon? In the words of a wise man, Philly don't do rebounds.


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[Assistant] It was quite clear to us that we had to consolidate everything that we have into a more usable and searchable and identifiable repository of content to tell stories today about what's happening in the sport and what happened yesterday.


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[Assistant] From A to B, from on-premises into AWS with the media to cloud approach such that we could be absolutely sure that the video and the audio files had arrived intact and 100% the way they were when they left our on-premises archive systems. AWS's media to cloud approach helped us to set up


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[Assistant] The most significant difference to Olympic tennis is the two bounce rule, whereby a player can allow the ball to bounce twice and must return it before a third bounce.


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[Assistant] The second bounce can be inside or outside the court boundaries. Matches are the best of three sets. The first player to reach six games by a margin of two wins the set. As with the able-bodied version, if the set is tied at 5-5, one of the players must win 7-5.


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[Assistant] The wheelchair tennis competition consists of six medal events. Men's singles, women's singles, men's doubles, women's doubles, quad singles and quad doubles. Players use sports wheelchairs with wheels adapted to allow better balance and mobility.


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[Assistant] As with all Paralympic sports, classification in wheelchair tennis is based on the principle that an athlete has a medically diagnosed


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[Assistant] What do we got here? I have a 1977 World Series Dodgers pennant that I bought at an auction and I noticed this signature on it.


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[Assistant] Okay, that looks like Frank Sinatra. Old blue eyes, huh?


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[Assistant] When I realized that I scored Frank Sinatra's signature, it was one of the better moments of my life. I think this is twice as cool simply because it has the LA Dodgers, which has a huge fan base, and Frank Sinatra, which has even a bigger fan base.