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[Assistant] Eagles, Giants, like, they've got kind of like a 50-50 schedule here, so that's not actually that unrealistic. And I keep calling it.


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[Assistant] We got the ravens coming up. We got the Steelers, which have turned into a walk in the park. Definitely doable. We'll fight you later. Brown's tough. Washington. Oh, and then Dallas.


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[Assistant] That could be the first, uh, the second loss for the Cowboys, I mean.


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[Assistant] Yes, because they had, they're giving up all of the passing yards and all of the touchdowns. I don't think their secondary could be any worse at this point.


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[Assistant] I actually think Richard Sherman was more injured than he was losing a step in 2020. I think it's like getting an average corner back there to help him.


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[Assistant] But I'm always an optimist, so what the hell do I know.


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[Assistant] Let me say one thing about Shady McCoy. Lashawn McCoy sucks.


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[Assistant] That is a reference to LaShawn McCoy, out of nowhere, years ago, saying Broncos running back, NoShawn Moreno sucks, for no reason, unprompted. The Broncos went on to pulverize the Eagles after that, and don't forget,


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[Assistant] Uh, Lashawn McCoy was also robbed by maybe prostitutes who stole his jewelry after maybe a threesome. And, uh, that's what I'll always remember when I think about Lashawn McCoy.


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[Assistant] Easily. You got my team up there at three, you know, which nobody expected that. The Chargers, the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Those two teams to me are about the same, like, they're playing very well.


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[Assistant] But the Raiders played well last season. I'm just waiting for them to give me the, uh, visions.


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[Assistant] of collapse, because they do it all the time.


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[Assistant] But right now the Chiefs are at the bottom and everybody still believes the Chiefs will finish first place in that division. So I think that's a tough division. I think the NFC West.


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[Assistant] Equally tough. And think about this. Let's say both of those are the toughest divisions. SoFi Stadium.


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[Assistant] Could host an AFC Championship game with the Chargers, an NFC Championship game with the Rams, and then host the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I don't know what you do there.


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[Assistant] If you have two championship games in the same stadium, it seems like something you should know the answer to, Adam. Has that ever happened?


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[Assistant] Well, screw it. On to Grassy! Who's your favorite division? Can you do it?


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[Assistant] See, I put on this hat to deflect, uh, the curse of, uh, trees pick. So this, this saves my bronchus.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is an easy victory for the Cincinnati Bengals, a team on the rise, ladies and gentlemen. Tom and I talked about this on GPS. I shouted out the Bengals offense, but their defense.


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[Assistant] The interior is getting after quarterbacks. They're going to be without, I think, uh, Jesse Bates.


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[Assistant] That's a big blow to the secondary, but you got, uh, you've got...


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[Assistant] A Jags team that I watched just struggle at every opportunity that came their way in assuming the Bengals don't allow Jamal Agnew to have a 100 yard kick return.


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[Assistant] They should win this game easily, but if Jamal Agnew does that for three games in a row, he already set the record for two, uh, I wouldn't mind one Jag's kick return for a touchdown and then watching the, the, the Bengals defensive line just, uh, gobble up.


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[Assistant] Trevor Lawrence, who's outside the circle of trust and, uh, dominate so that I look smart next week.


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[Assistant] I started Joe Burrow in my fantasy over Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] He beat you by like, cents. Like his was one eighteen sixty-nine or whatever yours was.


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[Assistant] The heck? I need happy birthdays in the comments. Right now!


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[Assistant] So unfortunately, okay, I happen to share the same birthday with


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[Assistant] Chat, who shares a birthday with you? What famous person shares a birthday with you? Let us know.


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[Assistant] So is that the punishment going forward for faking a vaccine card three games? Cause that seems very light. We're putting a lot of people at risk.


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[Assistant] The punishment was I had to get the biggest size available.


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[Assistant] Ryan Fitz Magic Jersey. Okay? And we did that!


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[Assistant] We did that. This is the biggest size available from Fanatics. Uh, this is a...


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. This is normal. 1994, you would see people on the streets just walking around like this.


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[Assistant] There's no chance. I was like so in- I- Oh buddy. Yep. That's gonna be good.


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[Assistant] The first thing we need to talk about is that this man does not go by AP. I learned that the hard way when I made a video about him and all the comments were saying he hates going by AP.


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[Assistant] I feel like Adrian Peterson might be better than several starting running backs right now, even at the age of 36!


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[Assistant] Well, I'm very intrigued to see what's going to happen with the Demarcus Cousins on the Milwaukee Bucks. It looks weird to see him in that jersey, but I'm very intrigued.


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[Assistant] How do you get that from Richard? Like bro, someone must have disliked Richard and it just stuck back in the day. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Listen, here's the thing. No one wants to see Notre Dame in another college football playoff period. This was when they had Brian Kelly. People didn't want to see Notre Dame.


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[Assistant] The fact that you guys already don't even play a championship game and the fact that you've been exposed time and time and time and time again when you're up here means we're done. Okay, give it to someone else. Anyone else. We will take overseeing Notre Dame.


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[Assistant] While we're on the subject of college football, I want to get your guys' opinion on this.


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[Assistant] It's so wild to me. I'm talking about coaches that have not won anything getting renewed because there, there seems to be a, a wave of signings. Kentucky. This man's never won anything at Kentucky. He just got extended for like seven years. It is truly wild.


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[Assistant] So a lot of people are saying though, this is just another way, this is the next wave of player exploitation, right? You got a hundred million dollars going to coaches and none of that money sees any players and the players are the one actually putting in the work. So it's just a lot of people are seeing this as like a,


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[Assistant] Why are you giving all this money to one person who does this when really it's the players who should be getting some


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[Assistant] Uh, no, it'll, it'll be nice for like a fire, like it'll provide at least 30 to an hour, I'm thinking, of warmth. When you burn it in the fireplace. Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. You'll need some warmth for the winters.


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[Assistant] If the Saints beat the Cowboys, Tom, what do I have to do? Say it right now.


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[Assistant] Scooter McGruder has to do this. Chat, help him out. What do I have to do?


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[Assistant] Chad, type 1 if you're with it, and type 2 if you think you can find something better.


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[Assistant] Can someone explain this situation for people who might be


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[Assistant] Baseball deficient. What's going on? What's the situation? How did we get here? You got this Tom, explain it.


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[Assistant] What the heck is that? I'm going to have nightmares now. That's your dad, Scooter. Come on.


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[Assistant] They would stay in Denver if they did get sold. I want Jay-Z.


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[Assistant] Would you say Aaron Rodgers is more likely to play for the Packers next season than any other team?


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[Assistant] We might have to extend it from just fingers to fingers and toes if this persists like this. Got me wearing a gosh darn Washington football dress but can't paint your fingers? Look at this tree! Look at me!


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[Assistant] Not only is Taylor the answer, please, please sign this man. Let him be your quarterback of the future. And please, while you're at it, let Daniel Jones be the quarterback of the future for the Giants. And while you're at that, let this Eagles quarterback, Jaylen Hart, sign this man to a lifetime contract while you're at it. Cause I ain't, these guys are doing great.


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[Assistant] That is still dope. That is still an accomplishment. Can we get some W's in the chat? A marathon!


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[Assistant] I would say beating the Florida football team in basketball, like we had the Florida football team came in. I think I told this story before, but that was just a dope time. We beat Jordan Reed. Some of the safeties were on that team. It was dope. I had the game winning shot. Yagham, wet like water. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] And maybe like dunking a basketball, dunking a basketball is actually very difficult to do. Oh, I'll say that, dunking a basketball.


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[Assistant] If you put someone in a really naked joke and make them tap out, that is more athletic than this. I'm just saying. Oh!


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[Assistant] Scooter! This is what's gonna happen. Today is my birthday.


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[Assistant] As such, I am expecting a beat down no less than what we witnessed during the Atlanta Falcons game. Okay, this is gonna be just like that, maybe worse. We can rest Zeke, we can rest Amari a little bit once we go up by four to five touchdowns. Uh huh. And we will have a nice,


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[Assistant] Easy, relaxing, birthday celebration for myself. Cowboys by four touchdowns. Let's go!


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[Assistant] Each and all of you for the birthday wishes first and foremost, and I would like to thank


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[Assistant] You for the $539 that you guys have donated to me for my birthday.


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[Assistant] Insuring that I get second place so I don't get punished. I love you guys. Thank you. So much.


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[Assistant] I think we are in agreement. Guys, what's coming out on your channels?


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[Assistant] I got, uh, NFL predictions dropping right before the Cowboys game. Five, what about you?


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[Assistant] What's coming out on That's Good Sports? Brandon Parna.


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[Assistant] Let's play the, let's, oh. What do we have dropping?


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[Assistant] I am utterly fantastic. And uh, Dez did not catch it.


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[Assistant] This is the first time that I've actually been interested in a high school football game. And I taught high school for six years and I didn't attend a single one of those games. So I was definitely not watching the Sunday game. Uh, but this story is enthralling and I know a lot of people were looking at ESPN.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a bunch of BS. Uhm, not that it was moved, just of where it got moved to. So, as you know, uh, hurricane.


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[Assistant] It, Louisiana, and uh, so they are unable to host the Packers Saints home opener, which was supposed to take place.


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[Assistant] In New Orleans. And so, originally, I was super excited at the fact that it could be played in Dallas, because as Scooter knows, that's basically Lambeau South, because we just always win there. Uh, like the Super Bowl. Uhm, but... Oh, you haven't won a Super Bowl in your own building yet?


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[Assistant] Okay, so eh, I just wanted to make sure, eh, sometimes technical difficulties. So, uh, yeaah, so I was super excited and I was like, oh great, we get another home game this year, you know, that's an advantage for us because, you know, Packers fans travel really well because who else are you going to root for in Texas?


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[Assistant] And at that point, there was then decisions to be made that it wasn't going to happen because there was a concert being played.


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[Assistant] Uh, by, I think it was a Spanish band that was being played.


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[Assistant] It was like Los, like, Fallos, er, I don't even know, whatever. Los Poyos Hermanos. That's the one. So, uh, then it was like, okay, well, they might play in the Buccaneer Stadium considering that they have, you know, Thursday night game, whatever, whatever. But it was decided that the game was going to be played in Jacksonville.


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[Assistant] And you might be thinking, why Jacksonville? Well, apparently the Saints upon doing some research, cause they got to basically pick whatever stadium was available, uh, they went and looked how difficult it was to get from Green Bay to all the different stadiums in Florida and saw that Jacksonville was the most expensive.


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[Assistant] And most pain. So because of that, they chose Jacksonville to host the game.


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[Assistant] Which, I don't know if you guys like remember when we played Jacksonville last time. It was like all Packers fans, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they knew that like, there's a big airport two and a half hours south of Green Bay called Milwaukee, and uh, they're probably just gonna fly out of there, but yeaah, so now we're playing in Jacksonville in September heat in Florida in the afternoon, which I'm not thrilled about.


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[Assistant] There's a lot, there's a lot of sleeping going on right now with the Washington football team. Uh, but that's, that's a big mistake because here's what's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Chargers are gonna be up by five. It's fourth quarter. 30 seconds remain.


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[Assistant] All hope is almost lost. It's fourth down and fifteenth. Fans are starting to have an exodus and leave the stadium. What's that?


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[Assistant] In the corner of the stadium, a banner is revealed to show Wildflower falling down. The new name revealed, Washington Wildflowers. What's that? Bomb. 65 yard touchdown. Walk off. End of game. And they never lose another game except to the Green Bay Packers.


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[Assistant] Is that related to like the Buccaneers line or?


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[Assistant] If the Bengals beat the Vikings, I will be the happiest person in the world. Like, and that will be a high that will last for hours because...


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[Assistant] You have to rock a Ryan Fitzpatrick Washington jersey, and that thing's gotta be like the biggest that you could possibly get it. I want you swimming in it. I want it to be draped over you. I want you to have to tie it around. That's how I want it, and I want it like every week.


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[Assistant] It's in Jacksonville, but I think the Packers do. I think their defense is going to be very much improved. I don't believe in Jameis Winston. I'm sorry. I just don't. I think that them playing outside in Florida is definitely not an advantage for the Packers, but it's not really great for the Saints either. So like, I feel that the Packers should, uh, get the W.


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[Assistant] By the time the countdown's over, the Cowboy Super Bowl hopes will be gone.


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[Assistant] Wait, Scooter, you've interacted with Emmett Smith before.


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[Assistant] Someone said in my chat, make him bet against the Cowboys. If they lose, he has to take the winnings and bet against them the next week on and on and on until you just lose the money.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, we're going to be doing a final, uh, Packers prediction video real soon. Uh, and on top of that, we're going to be doing a little fantasy football, uh, video that's going to be dropping, so.


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[Assistant] It's great. Oh, nice. Nice. Cooper Cup. Part of being an influencer.


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[Assistant] What's the chat saying right now, huh? Lot of rams. Lot of rams. Okay. I'm actually going to go with the bangles. Really? Who's going to turn the ball over?


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[Assistant] Uh, it's gonna be an undisclosed amount of number, number, definitely more than a hundred.


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[Assistant] I'll go on Amazon right now and order it and just do all that stuff.


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[Assistant] We already went through this back in February. Uhm, Ben and the Steelers agreed to restructure their contract and I died a little on the inside. If Ben wants a new contract for another three, four years, dude, like, get out.


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[Assistant] Five months ago, I can't, or four months ago. You knew this from the NFC Championship game. Misery creates humor. People are attracted to misery. You know this, Tom. That's why they're coming to you. Your draft's gonna be loaded. You're gonna be crying on a gigantic bed of money tonight.


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[Assistant] What happens if Aaron Rodgers holds out and he just says screw it? What if it's like a situation like 2018 where he just plays like crap because Mike McCarthy is still there?


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[Assistant] No. I, I know, I know exactly who it is. Uhm, I think Aaron Rodgers would look really good in the color purple. Your quarterback's gonna be Kirk Custis.


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[Assistant] Well, I think what happened with, um, Aaron Rodgers, it was more the Scientology and abandoning his family route. So, I don't know how that compares him with Mr. Scrooge.


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[Assistant] Convert to Scientology and embrace the Minnesota Vikings. I've been telling you this. Embrace the chaos.


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[Assistant] Amunism doesn't work. Amunism collapses on its own.


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[Assistant] Speaking of Wisconsin, it's not getting much better for them. Uh, Corbin Burns, their star pitcher that came out of nowhere, it seems like he might have a positive COVID test. So the hits keep on hitting him Wisconsin. At least there's some positive news coming out of Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] The cows are infected with plague. You're now out of new Glarus and lakefront beer. Have fun.


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[Assistant] No, he goes to the Buccaneers to be a backup understudy for Tom Brady for a couple years, and then he does another five years of dominance.


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[Assistant] Stealers. Stealers. Tray Ben Roethlisberger, you aren't winning a Super Bowl with him. Acquire Aaron Rodgers. Please. Please acquire Aaron Rodgers. You are literally that quarterback away from making it far. I swear to God.


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[Assistant] I mean, if Troy Polamalu were still in the league, I'd be rooting for him all the time. Bro, the hair alone. He was even better as a player, dude.


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[Assistant] Laramie Tunsell, remember Laramie Tunsell? That whole thing with the, uh, the bong gas mask? That Adam dropped to nearly mid first round pick when he was Consensus top 5.


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[Assistant] What you need to draft is an endless supply of salt because Green Bay is going to be drowning in it by the end of the day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but unfortunately, like, the Steelers didn't have a run game because they had terrible run blocking last year. The left line, the side of their line's gone. Like, Volnaweva's gone, Filer's gone.


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[Assistant] Like having a nice running back is great, but last first round running back we picked was Richard Mendenhall and he couldn't hold on to the ball for his life. So.


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[Assistant] Palmer wanted a trade from the Bungles. They said no, so he retired. The Bungles then drafted Andy Dalton.


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[Assistant] Palmer was out of the NFL until mid-season when the Raiders overpaid for him, forcing Cincy to agree. So maybe that happens tonight, as Tom literally rage quits the stream. I'ma go host Jeopardy!


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[Assistant] We're gonna have some libations and five points is probably gonna flip out over his giants like the last two years. That has been the golden opportunity.


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[Assistant] No, there's no vote. Uhm, as I said, Vikings, Aaron Rodgers jersey. Yep.


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[Assistant] Well, it was behind. Congratulations, you can't time a beat.


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[Assistant] Yes, the only good time in this is a dead one, by the way.


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[Assistant] Don't shoot the messenger man, don't shoot the messenger.


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[Assistant] I hated every single sound to that. You guys all said like, oh wow, I'm going to watch the whole thing. And then you bail out in five minutes.


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[Assistant] It's like, here's my resume. It's like, uh, yeaah, what have you been doing for the past four, three or four years? Uhm, shitposting on the internet? And then they say, okay, get out.


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[Assistant] That culture was horrible for years. And Dan Snatter's gonna say like, we didn't know what was going on. You knew exactly what was going on. You were in the office like nearly every day. You say you were only there for 200 days?


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[Assistant] If you're a fan of like, a team in the NFC West.


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[Assistant] It is Bobby Bonilla Day, the greatest day in the sports calendar. Normally this would be day one of NHL free agency, but thanks to certain COVID, it's been pushed back for the last couple years. But uhm,


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[Assistant] I just want to make sure everyone here familiar with the gist of Bobby Bonilla Day.


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[Assistant] In 2000, I think, in 99, I think it was Bobby Bonilla was signed to about a two-year contract worth about six million per year.


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[Assistant] He has a really bad first year. And what happened was that, uhm,


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[Assistant] Bobby Bonilla gets bought out, his contract's $5.8 million, but their lawyer had a better idea.


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[Assistant] Pay it over like a 15 year span with 8% interest on return. So they'd be paying him like 1.18, 1.2 million dollars per year for the next like 25 years.


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[Assistant] And the Willpons, the owners of the time, five, you're definitely a big fan of this. Yeah, they agreed to it because hear this, they thought they were going to make more money investing in Bernie Madoff than they would by paying off that buyout.


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[Assistant] Like that would be, that's our dreams one day. Just like sit there, be bought out and maybe like make like a couple hundred thousand a year just for doing nothing. Just be like, okay, where's our next Bernie Matt off? And who's gonna be crazy enough to think, oh, we can get 10% return on interest cause we're making 15 off this random dude. Bet MGM.


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[Assistant] No, it's not even DraftKings. Let's go further, man. Let's go like, you know, big time. Let's go to Mets.


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[Assistant] No, they suffered if they joined my streams. That's also true. That was pain.


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[Assistant] I think game two kinda got stolen from Montreal. They controlled a lot of possession from the majority of that game. If it weren't for that last second goal and the random gaffe by Joel Edmondson, it might be a tie game.


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[Assistant] Well, let's put it this way. The Bucks have a lot in common with the Green Bay Packers. They always come up short before the finals. So you know what? That works.


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[Assistant] MLB's like 50-50. They used to be worse, we had MLB's like- MLB used to slam stuff down left and right.


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[Assistant] The thing is like, it's a defensive first system. It's usually the, um, the most, uh, notorious trap was done by Jacques Lemaire of the New Jersey Devils back in the mid-90s. It was a 1-4 trap. So what they would do is have four guys clog the neutral zone and instead of inspiring creativity, what they would do is like,


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[Assistant] Wow. I mean, you gotta think long range, not just like, oh, I only made X amount. You gotta think about the long-term ramifications of those subscriptions, sir.


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[Assistant] How about the level of despair you had when the Washington Nationals scored nine runs on the New York Mets that one day in 2019? That face you had? That's how you do it.


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[Assistant] I'm working on an NBA finals vid, so I'm hoping to have that out over this weekend. I'm just waiting on, uh, one more result.


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[Assistant] I got an idea. Topless James Dolan.


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[Assistant] Bro, someone clip this. Clip this and put it on Twitter. I will retweet you. Someone.


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[Assistant] When it started, I was afraid. Like initially, I think we all collectively were a little bit afraid.


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[Assistant] Type two for no, and type three, if you're just here so you won't get fined.


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[Assistant] So, what we had come up with as a punishment,


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[Assistant] Uh, last for you missing last week was a, uh, we said that you had to go and get a subscription based service one time.


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[Assistant] To the Tom Brady Tampa Bay personal trainer website. That's what we were going with and we also said you needed to live stream


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[Assistant] We will be there in the chat rooting for you, willing you to get through this 90 minute session. Who knows? I mean, this is a Tampa, this is Tom Brady we're talking about. Who knows what he's going to have you going through, what his minions are going to have you doing. We don't know.


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[Assistant] The NFL heard us, the head coaches, the GMs, they heard, they were watching clickbait sports and they said, we gotta give them some material. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Can you, can we just tell, break down the situation for those unaware of what's even happening? They just jumped in the stream right now, they don't have no idea what we're talking about. Tom, break it down, break down the situation. I got you, I got you, I got you, nice.


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[Assistant] There's also some stuff that you did not mention because now it's so far that he's actually getting fined now by the team everyday he does not show up. Potentially.


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[Assistant] So it is, it's right around the corner. Okay. The deadline is coming up.


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[Assistant] I want to get your guys opinions on this because I think this is really just speaking to a larger issue that I've been seeing trending.


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[Assistant] Uh, and it's just player empowerment. There was a tweet I saw the other day and it was like, one NBA GM hates that all the players have the power now. Like, they're the ones dictating.


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[Assistant] Oh, I want fully guaranteed. I want this many years. What do you guys think about players calling the shots now? It's not the GMs that have the power so much now. We're seeing a sort of a shift. What are your thoughts?


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[Assistant] I think you made a lot of great points there, Tom. Uhm, but also,


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[Assistant] This is also why I will never get mad at any player holding out.


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[Assistant] I won't get mad at any player, uh, when it comes time to a contractual dispute, especially in the NFL, because contracts aren't guaranteed in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Like you can sign a $100 million contract and they cut you next year and you don't get any of that money. So to me,


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[Assistant] It's only going to have that job max, what, 18 seasons if you're LeBron James. But if you're playing football, average length of a football career is four years.


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[Assistant] Do you disagree with that? Do you disagree with a player being like, yo, I wanna go play with my brother, trade me.


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[Assistant] That example you just gave, I wouldn't be upset. I would not be upset if Janis forced his way to LA. I wouldn't be upset if any player forced their way anywhere. Because if you think about it, that's what GMs do every day. GMs decide where players go every day.


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[Assistant] What's the difference? If a player says, yo, I don't want to go there, I want to go here.


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[Assistant] I think this is a great opportunity to pivot to Julio Jones being traded talking about this. This is how it happens sometimes.


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[Assistant] I thought, I didn't even really think it would be an issue.


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[Assistant] The Falcons drafting my boy Kyle Pitts. I thought they would just go in and form the best wide receiver trio the league has ever seen.


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[Assistant] Um, apparently that is not the case, though, and Julio wanted out. We saw what happened on Shannon Sharpe's show. We now know that he did not know he was live when he was talking on that show. Wow, can I get a tell no one in the comments?


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[Assistant] He, uh, he has been traded. He is a Titan now. Who wants to take the floor and discuss how is this going to shake up the AFC, the NFC? What happens?


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[Assistant] And if your team is one piece away from winning, who is that one player that your team can get that is not Aaron Rodgers?


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[Assistant] That can put your team, you think, in the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] One player away? Honestly, if the Cowboys never got rid of Byron Jones, I would say we're right there. Our defense is right there locking people down.


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[Assistant] So if we, if we kept Byron Jones, that's our player I would say.


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[Assistant] One player away, even with all these 19 cornerbacks coming in and we drafted. What, what is the Kip? Kip gave me, what are you doing? Kip stop wasting your money with these lies.


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[Assistant] I think that's a fair trade, if I have to say so personally.


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[Assistant] We've been, uh, we've been talking about this off stream potentially.


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[Assistant] Then I would play against five points on my main channel and vice versa, like my angle on my channel, his angle on his channel.


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[Assistant] I'm just teasing the idea with you guys. What do you guys think about that? Would you be down to watch something like that? Type 1 for yes, 2 for no.


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[Assistant] And three, if you're just here so you won't get fined. But we're just testing to see the sentiment. Real quick.


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[Assistant] Would that be something you guys are interested in, just like a, a weekly, and we try and find the different YouTubers whose teams go along with that?


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[Assistant] If you're okay with that punishment, type I'm okay with that in the comments right now.


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[Assistant] He does claim that. Like, I'm very, I'm down for a rap battle at any time. Like, freestyle, off the top, any time, any place. Anyone here can get it. Let's do it right now. Drop the beat.


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[Assistant] On YouTube! And that's a fact. The man is a beast. Let me tell you. I'm running out of words to rhyme. I'm bout to...


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[Assistant] It wasn't that, like, these were very basic elementary rhymes, but...


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[Assistant] We can get it poppin' now. We can get it poppin'. Stop by the stream now.


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[Assistant] No, I've never had a one night stand. Actually, I'm waiting till marriage. So, there's that for you. Wow, he's a Timmy Tebow! Nice!


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[Assistant] Is that what we do as well? Like he has to include that word so we know that he's taking this seriously?


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[Assistant] Review video on how it changed his life after using


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[Assistant] The classic clean daily shampoo.


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[Assistant] Like make him get a fiverr editor, video editor, who can edit a montage of how


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[Assistant] Head and shoulders changed this man's life. I think you should rap about head and shoulders. World's number one shampoo and number one derm recommended brand.


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[Assistant] You don't know the story? Okay, as part of the punishment, we need, uh, him to retell the story right now. That's part of the punishment. It can start right now.


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[Assistant] I'll go second. I got one Twitch subscription. That's $4.99. Crucial. Can we get some W's in the chat? Let's go. Your time will come too. It will come. It will come.


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[Assistant] Tree one for clearly. Oh, tree one? Woo! Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. If you want, if you would like to be one of the ten right now in Tree's chat, I need you to comment one. I would. I need you to comment one.


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[Assistant] Okay, so basically, Tree, you're still doing what you're doing, and now we're just adding in Tom's product placement head and shoulders, must get a bag full of head and shoulders, and buy all those head and shoulders.


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[Assistant] Heart roll of head and shoulders.


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[Assistant] It's a movement that cannot be stopped. And we've seen, we've now seen the power of communism at play. And because of this, this is going to be a soul urinating tree punishment day.


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[Assistant] And guys, thank you for once again stopping by Clickbait Sport. We'll be back next week. We'll be back next week. And uh, hopefully, that stream will be, will all of you have heard that stream?


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[Assistant] There's a Head and Shoulders. Uh, are you talking about the one for this week that was supposed to be? No, no, no. Last week. Okay, yeaah. That was like a month and a half ago when it came out, but it had to come from China and it got caught in customs.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it was a, uh, custom shampoo, which I will say also more of a lotion bottle, if anything, um, of Head & Shoulders, and I also purchased some Head & Shoulders, which now is in my house, and I don't use Head & Shoulders, so...


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[Assistant] Nah, we just learned the buttons. I just pushed a button. Yeah folks, so uh, last week,


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[Assistant] Uh, we had, uh, we had during the punishment during the final countdown.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had Hiei come in and donate a three hundo, uh, of course, to sink Tammunism and to punish once again. And that's not, that wasn't the issue.


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[Assistant] The issue, uhm, and this has been a little bit of a recurring thing, uh, was that after that donation occurred, uh, in my own chat, I can't speak for anyone else, but I can speak for my own chat, uh, there are a few people that did not take it in all good fun, uh, and instead started directly attacking EA and saying some not so great stuff, uhm,


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[Assistant] And this is something that has popped up before, and I kinda wanna put my foot down and end this before this goes even further.


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[Assistant] Uh, that this show is like for good sports fun, like, and all of us kind of like ribbing together. We all get along and listen, the communism and the democracy and all that great stuff, that's all fantastic. And we want to continue to do like lighthearted fun punishments and entertain you all.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but there's not gonna be any place for death threats or saying really terrible stuff in the chat for people donating or not donating or anything like that. And if you do, speaking from my chat alone, you will be banned. There will not be a second warning. And if it continues even further,


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[Assistant] No, you know what? I should've like sat at the edge of my desk and been like, you know, guys. I'm so disappointed in you guys. Yeah, I'm disappointed. I'm, I'm, I'm beyond...


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[Assistant] I thought this was a good class. But the substitute gave me notes when I wasn't here yesterday and I am embarrassed for you.


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[Assistant] I'm so happy I don't have to interpret Instagram stories anymore or cryptic tweets and instead, you know, can focus on Jordan Love, like not hitting a net or looking at AJ Dillon's quads. Like I, I'm very much looking forward to actual football. By the way, Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] With a bomb in practice today. Just destroying the net as Brandon Perna is pulling up for it.


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[Assistant] Watch this, watch this greatness. It's like, oh, all right, there's Aaron, but that's good. I don't know what's happening on that angle. Okay. Yes, there we go. He throws him the football. Look at it. Like an angel. Whoop. Right there. Yeah. Can Dak Prescott do that? No. I mean, I don't know why. With his left hand. That's a warmup. What you mean?


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[Assistant] With his left hand and with his eyes closed. But yea, no, I'm super excited and like as someone who obviously dabbled in the NBA like this offseason, like for me, nothing can replace football. Like football is always gonna be number one for me.


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[Assistant] And I'm actually going to be at Jordan Love's first preseason game next week. And I am so beyond excited for that. So yeah, no, I'm, I could not be happier that football is back because it's felt like an eternity. I thought you were going to say you were going to be at his house.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say, uh, I'm gonna say the Cowboys are gonna win this one. Uh, 24 to 15 against the Steelers. Yeah, it's gonna be a weird score. Someone's going for two? Someone's going for two? It's gonna be weird, you know, they're gonna, they're gonna do things.


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[Assistant] But I, I don't have any confidence in that whatsoever. None. Like zero. I have no confidence. At all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like I, like if you're talking like early March before any of these accusations come out, I think it's three first round picks easy. Like as you look at like what Matthew Stafford got, and I think Matthew Stafford's a very good cornerback, I think Deshaun Watson's a top 5 QB like right now. I think that he literally carries that team.


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[Assistant] The allegations, it turns bad and then that's something else, right? And they lose them and it is what it is. Or they get a whole bunch of value for it.


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[Assistant] Real quick, Scooter, just to tap off your point of, like, why would a team want to bring him in, like, because of your first point, the fact that he has 22 allegations, like, I hate to say it, but like,


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[Assistant] NFL teams have already pr doesn't matter, right? I a conversation about this are some like owners, co as long as you can catch, k know, do anything with th care what you do all the


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[Assistant] I mean like it was like the conversation with Ray Rice and marijuana, right? Like you saw like Ray Rice was still allowed to be in the league for a hot second and then like people who were smoking pot, like they were getting like 16-


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[Assistant] You know who's not in the Hall of Fame who should be? Leroy Butler. Yeah. Leroy Butler should be in there, but no, he's not. Why? Because it's trash. Leroy Butler needs to be in the Hall of Fame. That's it. I'm gross.


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[Assistant] I got plenty of topics. Let us know. Let's talk about the biggest story that no one's talking about and, uh,


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[Assistant] It caused a lot of high blood pressure. Uh, case cookus.


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[Assistant] Uh, signing with the Minnesota Vikings, uh, after their entire QB room had to, uh, we put on a COVID list and Kirk Cousins was like, oh yeah, now we're just gonna be surrounded by plexiglass instead of just, uh, you know, doing anything bad, but no, no matter. But.


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[Assistant] And that, that hurt. And if no one knows the story of Case Cook is, first of all, shame on you for not being educated.


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[Assistant] Uh, years ago when the draft came out, we were doing a mock draft at like 11 o'clock at night on my channel and we were just trying to draft as many QBs and the name Case Cookus came across the screen and he has become a legend for us all of the grassy posse ever since.


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[Assistant] And so we've been traveling, like tracking his career. He signed with the Giants for a brief spell. He was with the Broncos and that's where I thought he was going to find his home. He was there for like a couple weeks here. Talking about like garbage. Uhm, and when he signed with the Vikings, you know, I was like, you know what, maybe they're legit this year. Like maybe this is the key that they've needed this entire time.


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[Assistant] Thankfully, they have waived him, and they've released CaseCookus. Not for CaseCookus, this isn't good, but like, he is now free to go sign with another team. So thankfully, you know, everything is back to normal.


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[Assistant] Now, the, uh, the big story that I want to talk to about is, uh, even though five is not here, is actually about the New Jersey Giants.


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[Assistant] And, uh, New Jersey Giants, because that's where they play, and that's where they belong. Anyway, uh, so, since training camp has begun,


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[Assistant] And Training Camp just started people, like this wasn't, this is not something that's been going on for quite some time. Scooter!


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[Assistant] So, but the best news to come out was from the other day and that apparently there was a huge fight


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[Assistant] But Daniel Jones ending up on the bottom of that, and I know like there's reports of like, you know, people hitting Evan Ingram and stuff like that. I just like to imagine in my head, and this is canon, that like Daniel Jones was like running and then just tripped again and then just fell at the bottom of the pile and everyone just piled on on top of that, since that's what his specialty is.


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[Assistant] But apparently there was a huge brawl and it cleared the benches, offense, defense, even the kickers were getting involved with it.


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[Assistant] Right? And Joe Chudge, uh, made them run.


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[Assistant] Do pushups and just like was screaming expletives at them. And I saw like the references to Miracle on Twitter, which I was like, yes, top notch, like blowing the whistle again.


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[Assistant] I see like, I think what was said though, like I think there's a difference. Like if you're out there and a whole team is like throwing punches and like it's getting like bad, like ballroom blitz style.


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[Assistant] And like, they are literally fighting for their jobs. And so like, if things get chippy, I think sometimes like, it could be a good thing. It just also needs to make sure that it's like,


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[Assistant] There's a level where it doesn't get out of control, like the Panthers, for example, right? So like they had, what was that wide receiver who got structured out, like he got a shot to the head and like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, like he got released literally the same day. The guy who hit him, they released. Yeah, they released him. Because like that's that level, right? There's like, oh, you're aggressive and like, oh, like, you know, you're showing that you want to play. But then there's like an unsafe element where it's like, oh no, like this could end our season if one of these key guys get hurt. Like that's where I think the line is.


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[Assistant] They just, I think that, I, I think you call CaseCookus first, cause there's gonna be a lot of people reaching out to his agent, and, you know, if they're unable to land him, well they got, oh god, who's their backup that they drafted?


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[Assistant] Uhm, Nick Foles, I mean, I completely and one million percent agree with Karna. I think you, you bring in Gardner Mintchoo. Like I, cause I think the, the cults, like they just need, like they need a system QB. Like they need someone who's just not going to lose them games because like their offense is efficient enough. Their defense is really good.


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[Assistant] They have a well balanced team and I thought if Carson Wenz could like go back to like his MVP like form before his injury, like


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[Assistant] They, they are contenders. I think now, like, you know, it's, it's a little late to already bring someone in, but if Wentz is gonna return, I mean, like, I can see them just rolling with Eason and say, like, let's see what we got in the kid, unless he's like abysmal in camp and preseason. Otherwise, bring in the stash. Just bring in the stash.


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[Assistant] Listen, if Mason Rudolph is your starter, and the Pittsburgh Steelers do not release, like, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer type of merch,


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[Assistant] Then I don't know what you're doing and I don't know why we're playing football. Like I, I truly will not know what's going on in Pittsburgh. Like he should be coming out with like a glowy nose every single week. You know, he could borrow from the Bucks and wear some antlers. I think, I think it's a home run and you guys make up for all the losses from COVID.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, Tom Grosse is, uh, prepping, uh, because I will be in good old Green Bay, Wisconsin for training camp next week. Uh, so we're prepping and let's just say that there's, uh, maybe.


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[Assistant] So, if I get it in before Sunday, I will send the clip to the gang to be posted in next week's clickbait.


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[Assistant] Uh, partner, do you have any, like, fields anywhere near, like, your house? Yeah. Wide open meadows and fields? We got a- there's a field right by us. Okay.


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[Assistant] Cause like, I'm thinking, like, we have seen Brandon Perna's talent in the song making.


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[Assistant] I know music videos are a little tough, so I mean, we could just get another beautiful banger from- Yeah, just let's just go with the song, uh, let's just go with the song. It'll be a beautiful banger once again, so it'll be, you know, top 10 in the UK.


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[Assistant] What is it? Defenestration. It means to toss out a window.


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[Assistant] I would have treated- I would have treated the degeneration of prod, but that's three words.


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[Assistant] He made some shirts, I've interacted with him on Twitter for quite a while now.


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[Assistant] Send me this little gym. It's like my favorite part about making dumb internet videos is people make shit and then send it to you and you're like, oh yea, this shirt fits me perfectly, it's soft, it's cozy, and I didn't have to do much.


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[Assistant] I mean, it would have to be like, I don't know. How much for a manscape tutorial? I've got a red birthmark on my head, I've got a tiny weird shaped head.


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[Assistant] The Steelers have lost all their offensive linemen.


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[Assistant] I think it's hilarious though that the Steelers are rebuilding their offensive line during Big Ben's last season.


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[Assistant] I think under, I think their division's really tough. Uhm, I think the Browns got better this offseason, the Ravens are gonna be about the same.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Steelers feel like the team that just didn't help themselves a lot and on top of that,


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[Assistant] I mean, the Bengals could be their saving grace. That's probably still two wins until Joe Burrow gets, you know, back on his knees.


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[Assistant] Diving, smiling, Ryan Finley. That's probably one of the best images from all of last season. Well, Finley's like on the bottom of the pile.


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[Assistant] I don't know how they do it, but I just want my job to be baseball dick inspector for spider tack.


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[Assistant] Which honestly sounds like Spider-Man semen to me. Which makes me think the MLB has kidnapped Spider-Man, keeps him locked up in a room, forcing him to produce gallons of Spider-Tact,


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[Assistant] Uh, it's really the next Marvel crossover when you think about it. MLB, Spider-Man 6, Spider-Tact. Boom. Okay, I said what I wanted to say.


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[Assistant] Who would feel for the best place to watch a baseball game? That is actually accurate. They have a party deck. They built a party deck. You can just pay $10, go up to the party deck, get drunk, and watch baseball. It's like, awesome.


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[Assistant] When you're ready, coach. When you're ready.


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[Assistant] It's mostly like if the, the team that beat you, were they playing the Patriots at some point?


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[Assistant] When the game loses its interest, like, you need something else to keep you going. Accurate.


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[Assistant] And Teebo's on the Jaguars now? And what if the Jaguars get to the playoffs with Teebo against the Steelers who already lost once to the Jags in the postseason and Teebo catches the game winning touchdown against the Steelers again? That's implying the Steelers


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[Assistant] Barry, Barry almost gets me sometimes when he switches to the Ian Rappaport troll account. Yeah. And I see Ian Rappaport and I see like some crazy NFL thing. I'm like, what? And then I always go, wait, is that ultra weed hater? Yep.


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[Assistant] So the NFL dropped its dumb rule that a team could only have one helmet for the season. So when the teams go to their throwback uniforms this year for Color Rush, they can wear throwback helmets.


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[Assistant] So I think I've narrowed it down to like the coolest ones that I want to see.


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[Assistant] You've got the Steelers with the yellow helmet.


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[Assistant] Dude, the Seahawks old logo's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] But I think everybody agrees, the number one we all want to see is this. Oh, bucko Bruce? Oh yeaah. Yeaah. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna do it in July, I'm gonna do it in July, don't worry. Okay, okay. I think that's fair, also now you're gonna get another punishment.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make a whole video about, I gotta do it like as a review of the TB12, uh, online course. Uh, cause I think if I critique it, then I can get away with, uh, showing some of it and recording it. So, and I can turn it into a video that way. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm like, well, if I'm gonna spend 90 minutes listening to somebody tell me that I should stretch a lot so I don't get injured while working out, then, uh...


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[Assistant] That's what pliability is. Tom Brady trademarked stretching and figured out a way to make money on it. I admire that, but I hate it.


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[Assistant] Well, this is actually a good point because I feel like people, uh, get infatuated with the old things because they just don't have them anymore. So they're like, oh, those logos were so good.


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[Assistant] Was it like, were they? Or do you just kind of miss them so you glorify them?


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[Assistant] Man, this, uh, guy on Twitter sent me some critiques of clickbait sports. He asked if he could, uh, give us some pointers. I said sure, if we can, uh, read them on air. We'll try to do this next week.


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[Assistant] But then he sent me, uh, Stephen Frick, uh, he sent me like 20 screenshots of...


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[Assistant] Bronco1710, thank you, thank you. Uh, Brandon Perna, how are you with audio mixing? I mean...


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[Assistant] I was a professional video editor for 10 years, so I, I can do that.


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[Assistant] Then I had to do stuff, but I'm here and I want to talk about 5G reception in our athletes.


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[Assistant] If no one says, hey, you should check out this album, it's kind of fire, you know if it's an hour long that it's not fire, right? You don't even need, if no one shared it on Twitter.


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[Assistant] I think that rap album Torture should be, should be off the table now for Tree at least, because that was, that was beyond, that was cruel and unusual.


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess I'll go first. Uh, the Yankees had a player that also has been vaccinated had Corona.


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[Assistant] Once already and then got it again. So let's get the efficacy of the va- like, it's not 100% and they've told us that from the beginning. They haven't been like, yo, this is lockdown, um, vaccination.


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[Assistant] You know, measles level vaccination power, but...


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[Assistant] Clearly the guy, the anti-vaxxing athletes such as Cole Beasley or Sam Darnold have a case, right? They can point to, uh, multiple examples and if it's made public that Chris Paul had been vaccinated. So I don't know whether it's public information that he was or not. Uhm,


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[Assistant] For me personally, I think everyone should get, every athlete and everyone around them should be vaccinated. However, I don't think it should be mandatory because


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[Assistant] You still have a choice. That's the point of freedom in America. If you don't want a needle stuck in your body, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Yes, but if the league or if a team says, hey look, we don't want any unvaccinated players around, that's their private entity, they can do what they want, and uh, if they don't want that icky around, but it just doesn't make sense if, you know, if 90, if


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[Assistant] How much of an 8D chess would that be if they were like, look, we're going to release this engineered virus, force all of America to get vaccinated.


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[Assistant] Proven and you've got years and years and years of data proving the efficacy of measles and smallpox and all that stuff. This is a brand new virus and we are really, I mean it was fast-tracked.


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[Assistant] So, uh, either that or we're just screwed beyond belief.


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[Assistant] And I want to go back to the issue of should it be mandatory, but it's funny to watch people of that.


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[Assistant] Actually being dumber, but by seeing dumb things literally every day.


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[Assistant] Cause I dunked on my parent, my dad's like 5'8 and my mom's like 5'2. My dad's like 5'11.


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[Assistant] Is hard and the way that you get people out is to get the ball to move at the end or during the pitch, either a curve ball or a fast ball that rises, et cetera. And what has developed over the years is pitchers want to increase spin rate, which is how fast the ball is spinning.


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[Assistant] So what they've developed is this shit, is this stuff called


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[Assistant] Uh, that not only sticks to the fingers but also allows you to release the ball. And this spider tack has allowed pitchers to throw the ball with increased velocity, increased spin rate. And Trevor Bauer


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[Assistant] Who is everyone's favorite YouTuber slash baseball player at first was hating on everyone and was like,


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[Assistant] Look, everyone's using this sticky stuff. This is, y'all need to stop.


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[Assistant] Uh, he, he was anti-sticky stuff campaign and then the MLB did nothing about it and he was like, fine, you don't want to hear me? I'm going to start using it. And then he started using it and he won a Cy Young and he signed a $38 million contract. And then he has beef with this other guy named Garrett Cole, who has been accused of cheating and has fumbled his way through questions.


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[Assistant] So now the, the MLB, halfway through the season, it is now June 17th, decided, you know what, this problem's out of control, we gotta shut it down, and players are claiming that they got hurt from not being able to cheat anymore, which I think is ridiculous, and uhm, can you explain that?


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[Assistant] It's not really throwing and I had kind of a natural movement to my fat so I didn't need to cheat, right? But I know some people that would scuff the ball. I know some people that would use the sticky stuff and I guess if you're a major leaguer


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[Assistant] Fine, but my issue is, and again, I'm anti-foreign substances, my issue is though that major leagues let it happen for so long.


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[Assistant] And now they want to crack down on it, like in the middle of the year.


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[Assistant] So that there would be less home runs and then the pitchers picked up the effort of putting sticky stuff on their hands.


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[Assistant] Uh, and now offense is way down and they want to see home run, so.


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[Assistant] I see the level of comprehension in Tom Grassi's face, and it's just off the charts. Like, he is understanding all these terms. F-war, ex- ex- fielding, independent pitching, ex- Yeah, uh, uh, beat war.


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[Assistant] Uh, we got all these friends. No, to me, I just, my main contention with it is why would you wait until the middle of the year? Like, basically just turn, continue to turn the blind eye because now,


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[Assistant] If you guys watch this channel called Baseball Doesn't Exist, uh, he's done a couple videos on it and I feel like he personally helped raise awareness for the cheating.


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[Assistant] And he said that the stick, the stickiness was so obvious that pitchers, like you could actually hear the ball ripping out of their hands. Like that's how sticky this stuff is. And that, and like it was causing blisters and stuff. And they said that the effect though of this sticky stuff was better than steroids.


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[Assistant] Like, it's more effective, like you can look at guys like Garrett Cole who's at the center of this for being one of the biggest cheaters. He was garbage as a Pittsburgh pirate. And then he went to the Astros and they hooked him up with this sticky stuff and all of a sudden he's a great pitcher. Tyler Glasnow.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, so Trevor Bauer has accused everyone of this.


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[Assistant] What teams just didn't, like, what are the two dumbass teams that didn't cheat?


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[Assistant] Think about how technology has evolved. Like, okay, they have literally, the government has bugs that can listen in on you that look like actual bugs. Okay. And you don't think that you can't go to Best Buy with a couple grand and find a buzzer system to relay signals into a batter? Come on. I could figure that out in an afternoon.


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[Assistant] How are you gonna cheat in basketball? Like, what is there to cheat other than flopping and doing dirty stuff and sticking out your leg? And hockey, like, what are you gonna use, an illegal stick? Or like, like hockey is pretty devoid of cheating other than steroids.


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[Assistant] Football, you can steal signs, you can look for an edge, but baseball is so much opportunity to cheat. And this is a sport that's really...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it's just to me, it's going to, there's always going to be cheating until they come up with some system where either the signals are relayed into the picture from the dugout, like he's got an earpiece, like in, uh, the NFL or, um, Why don't they do that? Like right now? What is to stop?


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[Assistant] They don't want to pay for the technology. They want the game to be as resembling of the old school game. Uhm, but yeaah. Every time I suggest that on Twitter, no one gives me any spec for it. That's stupid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what they would prefer for you to learn about is Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting grand slams and then throwing the bat up into the air like 30 feet. Like that's the product that they want you to perceive, but what instead what we're talking about today is sticky stuff.


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[Assistant] By the way, uh, it is, it is everyone's dream though to catch the foul ball and give it to the kid, like that, like you're just the hero in that person's life and I got to experience that last year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was in the Marlins dugout in a spring training game and they hit a foul ball off the screen and I caught it bare handed and then gave it to the kid, like, and threw it up on him. It was, it was a double, double on him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they should put Aaron Rodgers on now and then he'll become a Bronco.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're getting towards the bottom of the hour. You guys have anything else to, uh, talk about?


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[Assistant] Right, right. Yeah, we wanna work on your escapability and throwing against your body. Like, we just wanna practice it or get it on film to study what makes this interception. And so they might be even be doing it on purpose.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that, you know, ugly doesn't, you know, look at me, like ugly doesn't serve functional, like functionality does not equal ugly. I'm trying to say something there.


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[Assistant] I think when Scooter starts getting punished, you should have to listen to Cole Beasley's rap album. Cole Beasley actually-


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[Assistant] You just turned the, you turned around, looked up on the TV? No, so I didn't even know.


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[Assistant] About it, and then we got to a party that night, and someone's like, did you hear about OJ and the Chase? So, I knew about how Nicole Brown Simpson had been found dead, but I didn't know about the Chase, so I showed up to this party, and everyone's like, you haven't seen? Like, we're like, no, we've been day drinking, like, all day. And then, uhm, yeaah, then I saw the whole thing, and I was like,


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[Assistant] Oh boy, this is bad for OJ. And then he fell victim to cancel culture.


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[Assistant] To what? Like, we all know where we were on 9-11, but it's like, we don't care where we were when uhm, you know, when the Broncos won the Super Bowl, because we were all watching it anyways.


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[Assistant] I propose that they move it to Karate Island. Like, that's where it should be.


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[Assistant] Like how do you bring people in, quarantine them for two weeks and not let them train and practice and get ready? There's gonna be like tons of injuries and stuff. Like this is not a good idea. But I will say though.


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[Assistant] Alright, so it's this, this half of the-


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[Assistant] Now, right, and then we do the countdown and anything that comes after this is done. It doesn't count.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Katie. Thanks all four of the people that donated. Ramers Line, Travis Cecil, Aaron Luna, and Anonim. Thank you.


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[Assistant] So after you acquire this costume and place the head and shoulders behind you, you will have to watch an hour long playlist of our choice.


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[Assistant] For a week, and that, that shall be fair enough.


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[Assistant] What is your rule proposal five? That everyone gets a one absolute veto that you can use once throughout the year for a punishment that you-


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[Assistant] Yeah, how about football season only? You could, like, if someone, if we agree that you have to do three or four hours of something that you just cannot do, you should be able to veto that once. Once! But then after that, you get no more buys. And you would have used that one, Tom, but no!


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[Assistant] So, I have a video on, uh, every NFL team's franchise quarterbacks. And there are some that don't have any. And that will be interesting to find out. Which teams in their entire NFL history have not even had a single franchise quarterback.


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[Assistant] Eli is a franchise quarterback. He is. He is.


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[Assistant] And my wife was like, oh, I bet you Caleb would like that, our other son. And, uh, Jonathan said, no, Caleb doesn't like cheap stuff. And, uh, that's when you knew.


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[Assistant] That's when I knew, and uh, and we ran out of there as quick as possible.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can go first. I, I really don't see, like, what is Trevor Lawrence gonna learn by watching Gardner Minshew?


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[Assistant] Well, yes, he's going to learn how to grow a mustache, a Kentucky waterfall. He's going to learn how to cut the top of his hair and, and do a little business in the front and a little business in the rear. But.


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[Assistant] I do not, yeaah, I do not expect this to be a Chris Leake, Tim Tebow type situation here. Trevor Lawrence is starting week one, unless maybe like the offensive line gets decimated or something.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Herb is like, mmm, maybe I should just throw Gardener out there to, um, get thrown to the wolves. But I just don't see where Trevor Lawrence does not learn by watching, you know, by, by, uh, sitting.


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[Assistant] The easiest solution for the Jaguars to solve this all would be to have Tyrod Taylor.


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[Assistant] He's gonna get screwed over. Right. Have him go in for a routine COVID test and then actually accidentally stab his brain during the swab and that would start the trouble right there.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, right? There's precedent set for


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[Assistant] The number one overall starting every game and there's precedent set for the number one overall sitting a couple games and then coming in.


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[Assistant] I don't know what their motivation is. If, if their ju- if their goal is to lose, you know, have a 6 and 11 season, like yeaah, maybe they don't start Lawrence, but you look at the teams that, you know, Baker Mayfield sat behind T-Torah Taylor. His, his era didn't start right away.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, the Eli Manning era didn't start. He sat almost an entire year. Who knows? I mean...


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[Assistant] Maybe, but I just think that they have nothing to lose. Joe Burrow started week one and then got broken down like an Amazon box. Like, no.


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[Assistant] He just had like a 15 second yawn now. Like how do you like get more time? I get, you know, like he was just stuck in a yawn. Like. Let us know. Hopefully.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you'd rather, you would rather have those things happen in a practice. Uhm, you know, Aaron Rodgers has bad practices. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Aaron Rodgers does not have bad practices.


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[Assistant] I'm, yeah, I'm sure Aaron Rodgers has had a bad...


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[Assistant] Take in his state farm commercials. That's probably the only time that he messes up. They're like, all right, cut. We got to do this again. Um, no, but yeah, I'd rather no one ever looks back at the preseason and be like, oh, that was that interception. And that is why we are terrible this year. It's always it's happens on the field.


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[Assistant] And he's just like, I could cure cancer, but I just want to sprinkle it on my burrito.


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[Assistant] As my best friend has told me many times, if you go looking for something, you are going to find it. It's like if you go into your teenager's room and snoopin' around,


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[Assistant] Looking for contraband, you will find that joint, okay? If you go looking around Dax's shoulder for something being there, you're gonna find an impingement of some kind. I just think that


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, it's, it, you know, and the tweet, the tweet that says, oh, don't, don't, it's not a setback. We're just looking for an MRI.


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[Assistant] Healthy people don't sit under a large loud camera for 30 minutes listening to the radio.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's not a good thing to ever get an MRI. Now, it could be just nothing, but uh, it could be precautionary.


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[Assistant] Did Tom, I missed it, I was in LA. Did Tom do the ice bath? No. Not yet.


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[Assistant] I have a resounding yes, there's no rea- like Dak I think has stayed dedicated to rehabbing his foot. He's, he's doing everything he can to get back on that field.


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[Assistant] I think barring a catastrophic type injury, something like that man wants to play football.


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[Assistant] Mike McCarthy, if he wants to see the rest of his contract out, better have Dak Prescott on the field.


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[Assistant] That's a bet. Famous last words. Okay.


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[Assistant] They bought themselves a rebuild. Like that's what you do. That's why, like look at the Broncos. They went all in and they got Peyton Manning. They won a Super Bowl and the fans have to accept Brandon.


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[Assistant] How you gonna tell, like, yes, it's great for someone that works out and, and like, you can tell that they're focused and that, that yes, if someone looks good,


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[Assistant] To, you know, when he could be looking at film. So I just don't think that the two correlate with each other. Yes, I think a lot of times you can look at someone that's in good shape.


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[Assistant] And say, alright, this guy is focused, like, he cares about his appearance, maybe he cares about his job too, but those are all perceptive things, not actual reality. So I think it's a, that is a...


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[Assistant] The only thing that I think it, it helps a young coach to ask his players to do extra drills or to work hard when they see the coach is working hard. Andy Reid, Bill Belichick.


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[Assistant] Uh, even Mike McCarthy, they don't have anything to prove. They have the jewelry, right? They don't have to say, hey, you need to go put in, put in the extra, you know, time on the treadmill cause I'm doing it. And, and so it, it's different. Um, but I just, I don't think, I, I don't see how way


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[Assistant] I'm with you there. It's like, even though 99% of people, uhm, disagree with those statements, that 1% latches on and then you get this, you know, like, he's our guy. He's our guy.


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[Assistant] Alright, I think I'm more like a three and a half, but this thing keeps like skipping out. A 5k is what? 3.24 miles? Something like that? About 3.1. 3.1?


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[Assistant] Uh, I was one of those guys that said, hey, this is the end of the era, because when, in 92,


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[Assistant] Growing, someone that lived and saw the dream team just destroy team, like I've never seen a basketball team toy with opponents the way that the dream team did. And I think, and I've said this many times, like if you're a teenager and you watch the dream team, you would bet that your entire life,


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[Assistant] For, from now until the day that you die, that every time that there was an Olympics, that the USA would win gold, a gold medal. And then they went out and they blew it in what, 2000?


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[Assistant] Two or something 2004 when we set the D team, like we couldn't even get Michael Dickerson out there to take threes and.


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[Assistant] But like this year, I was impressed. I watched the game. I watched the gold medal game. Uh, Durant is a beast. They really didn't score much in the fourth quarter or Durant didn't personally, but they knuckled down and they got it done and you could tell that they wanted that gold medal.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think as long as we just continue to even send the B players, we should be fine from now on. And I am, I, I did doubt that team and I'm wrong. We, they won the gold and, uh, you know, when,


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[Assistant] France, France gave it a go, man. They had all ex-NBA players out there, uh, but they was flopping. I saw the, the one dude, Dakota or whatever, he was like, can you, he kept asking in English, he was like, can you check? Can you check? Like, he kept asking for replays, like, can you check, please?


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[Assistant] We've got, uh, Washington, the F, the WTF team against the Patriots. I'll be interested to see how much Mack Jones plays, uh, in that game.


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[Assistant] There's only, what, three preseason games this year or two?


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[Assistant] So, for me, someone who makes videos about, uh, stadiums,


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[Assistant] And Scooter, and I don't know if you've seen Field of Dreams, uh, Brandon. Have you, have you seen the movie, Brandon?


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[Assistant] Okay, I, I'm gonna recap the movie, but I'm gonna try to put it in football terms so that Scooter can, can get, or maybe should, alright, let's do football. Alright, so this guy,


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[Assistant] Has a weird relationship with his dad.


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[Assistant] Who was a famous, well I wouldn't say famous, but who was a good football player.


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[Assistant] And then he goes around, he starts seeing visions.


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[Assistant] About playing football in a cornfield in Iowa for some reason.


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[Assistant] And then he start like, it's like kind of like a mystery and he goes different places and he finds different people that are also seeing these visions until he finally finds the field in Iowa.


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[Assistant] And it's like, uh, allegedly there was this baseball field that was cut into a cornfield in Iowa. It was written by this guy named, uh, Ray Kinsella.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the best line is, is like, James Earl Jones plays a civil rights leader that like, uhm, and, and Kevin Costner like is, is called to go visit him, and James Earl Jones is about to beat the crap out of him with the stick, and he goes, you're a pacifist, and he like puts the stick down.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's all I had, you should, so tonight they're gonna play on, not the actual field, but they actually set up a, in the, in the movie, there's no fence, they use the corn as a fence, and all these ghosts start coming up, it gets even crazier, if, if, ghosts? How?


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[Assistant] And, uh, they forgot the order, like they just lost the ticket and I waited in there for an hour for them because there were so many people in there, I was being very nice. And then I left because I was like, all right, I'm hungry for myself. So I went to the grocery store, wet paint and I wa- and instead of there being like a sign that says wet paint,


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[Assistant] I've already painted those. He said he wanted five plungers affixed to my head. So here's just one.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And I know, I've seen your, um, appendage. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] It's not lost. I actually like it.


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[Assistant] So whenever he was talking about history, he was not as Tom Grosse, he was as Tom Grosse.


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[Assistant] There's gonna be like, uh, where your nips are. Plungers.


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[Assistant] Yes, I'm very sad. I said I wanted the Steelers to sign Rodney Hudson and they did not. And now I am very sad because our offensive line has big holes in it. But hey.


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[Assistant] It was our shutdown corner. So are we going with a miss?


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[Assistant] I have a quick question for you as well. How do you feel about the Denial Hunter trade rumors?


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[Assistant] But dude, don't you realize that dude smashed watermelons in the locker room? He's a modern day Gallagher. How can you go against a good friend Mike McCarthy like that? Who doesn't reverse sweep on a punt on a 4th and 10 in his own 20? That is genius right there son.


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[Assistant] I actually have the perfect explanation for this. It's something out of the sports realm. There's a Twitch streamer named Alinity.


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[Assistant] And over this past week, she opened up an OnlyFans account. Now, if you're not familiar with what that is, it's like, ehhh, I think it's the cat one.


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[Assistant] Five, your only fans is going to involve models. That's good sports. Your selfie error is going to involve Broncos gear and your very manly chest.


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[Assistant] I just see you enjoy failure as much as your Vikings do, Tom. I'm- I appreciate that. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! You heard me. You wanna come here? Come and fight me.


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[Assistant] Wide right, there's your non-fungible token. Oh, I forget, non-fungible token.


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[Assistant] Well, Pittsburgh does not have an NBA team. Um, so I don't really follow the NBA for much, but I did grow up a little bit of a Toronto Raptors fan.


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[Assistant] So yeaah. Yep, Kyle Rowery did not move. They did trade Norman Powell. So Stormin' Norman, he is not there anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he was supposed to be the big chip, like uhm, I think a couple teams were rumored in on him. I think Miami was, if I remember correctly.


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[Assistant] See Scooter, your problem is you're expecting us to gain quality.


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[Assistant] The rest of us don't. I look like a dude in a basement, and it's been, what, four years? Ply finally improved his segment. That's good sports, looks like he's trying to imitate Zach Galifianakis in an anorexic bout. And Tom Grossi's over here, going off about the wonders of Skoll and the Red. Who's Tom Grossi? While in reality, no, Tom Grossi. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Turn around. Oh, sorry. You ruined everything, Five. Congratulations. Okay.


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[Assistant] It fades out and you get...


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[Assistant] I thought we were close, man.


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[Assistant] Good friend of Mario Lemieux. Alright, Tom?


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[Assistant] Look, I know he's not that good, but I don't care, Flacco is one of my favorite QBs. Keep Flacco hate to a minimum, except the Denver fan, I understand his hate. So Brandon, he understands that. Thank you for your understanding. And also from Red Elephant, uh, an idea for the stream later this year.


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[Assistant] Person whose teams make it the furthest in the playoffs, so, sorry Scooter, that's not you. Gets to make everyone else wear their team jersey for the stream. Love all you guys. That's not a bad idea. I'm with it. Cause this is our year.


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[Assistant] Shine that beautiful bald head of his with a buffer so it's nice and bright and pixely.


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[Assistant] I've got, I've got, yeaah. I've got some suggestions too.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what? He just wants to share the love. That's all it is.


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[Assistant] Yes. No, no, what you have to do, you have to have a statue of Gritty behind your five.


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[Assistant] No, Redskins Jersey. If you can even call it.


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[Assistant] Working on NFL free agency vids. So I'll probably have those out soon. I'm working on the editing right now. So for AFC and NFC vids.


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[Assistant] Maybe it just goes from awful to bad. Maybe it's one of those things. That's what we're aiming for.


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[Assistant] Everyone should know who I'm talking about, but I will upload it real quick because that's the kind of trooper that I am. Uhm.


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[Assistant] It's in China. It's literally in a processing facility in China. I checked today. But before I want to address this punishment, so.


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[Assistant] If there was a game seven tonight, I was gonna veto the punishment because of superstition. I wouldn't want to buy a son's jersey.


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[Assistant] Yes, and I'm on Ticketmaster, literally like refreshing because there's these tickets that like keep on popping in and out and like someone's just throwing in their cart and then letting them go, you know, as time expires. So I was able to get them. The problem is I have to buy two tickets and like,


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[Assistant] Those tickets are expensive, like they're super duper expensive. So I bought the tickets, I, I, as soon as they won, with like three minutes left, I bought the tickets, uhm, and I was like, alright, hopefully I can just sell this ticket, and as soon as they won, the prices shot the hell up.


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[Assistant] And so, like, the person behind me, so like, I-I'll tell you what I paid for it. So like, the pa- like, one ticket was $2,600. And I was like, holy crap, right? So...


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[Assistant] As soon as they won, the people behind me, like scalpers, jacked up their prices to over five grand.


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[Assistant] Like still an insane amount of money, but it was incredible. Like, but yeah, so we went first quarter was fantastic. Second quarter we're never going to talk about ever again. Um, and then like as it got closer, cause third quarter was tied in the fourth quarter. Thank you, Ryan.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so got it. Fourth quarter's nuts. People are starting to go insane. They win the entire thing and like the place just, it was so loud in there. Like I did a vlog of it and had to lower it like significantly because it would have blown out speakers. Like it was nuts.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it was nuts. And then going out in Milwaukee, I thought it was going to be significantly worse, but there was sooo many cops. But yea, people were like passed out on the streets.


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[Assistant] People were getting dragged out of bars, uhm, there was a shooting that happened that like, I literally heard it, I heard like, pop pop, and I'm like, doesn't sound like, like firecrackers, and then I heard pop pop pop pop, and I was like, that's definitely not, but the cops didn't do anything, so I was like, alright, I guess we're cool, and I still kept walking to the bar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not, I wasn't surprised. I was just thinking maybe they were celebrating with firecrackers, but nope. It honestly would have been more surprising if there wasn't, cause like, they won. But honestly though, like I was expecting people like climbing on like street lamps and stuff like that. People were jumping into the river off bridges, but...


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[Assistant] Any overturned cars? You're hilarious. Nothing on fire, no overturned cars, like at least not from what I saw. I mean, I was like in the surrounding area the whole time. Like it was just a bunch of drunk people and all the bars decided to charge a $20 cover to get in. And I was like, oh, it's like I'm in New York. So yeah, it was a great time though. I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. It was a lot of singing, a lot of Celine Dion playing out of, uh, bars. Uhm, yeah.


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[Assistant] There's only a few port-a-potties and there's 65,000 people, so like, maybe- That's what the street is for. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so like there was actually a lot more for game four. Uhm, in game, there was one behind me and there was one like in the row that was like, uh, in my row, a few, uh, seats down. But it seemed like the vast majority were Bux fans, like vast majority. So, what, uh- It is celebrity.


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[Assistant] There was, I think Chance was there, Gucci Mane was there, Aaron Jones was there, Donald Driver, Coon was there, uhm.


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[Assistant] And everyone was like, screaming is great. Uh, I, Kanye West was supposed to show up, but I don't think he did, or at least I didn't show him on camera. So, yeaah. Those were like some of the big ones that came.


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[Assistant] And then like the cameraman and I like kept making eye contact and I'd be like on like the tail end. So I literally went and bought a spotted cow beer at halftime. And I was like, I'm going to, like, I'm going to chug it and like, and where to get on screen. And I kept trying to make eye contact with him. And I just, like, he just didn't see me or completely ignored me.


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. So, oh, I got, yeah, no, I got, uhm, it was a good night.


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[Assistant] It's a good, like, beer. It's very drinkable, like, and I was happy to try, like, that's all I drank when I was there, like, I got a pitcher of it before the game, and it was $12, and I'm like, I love Wisconsin so much.


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[Assistant] It was, it was probably Tuesday, the only one I could think that comes close was against the Giants, the Hail Mary before half, like Takab, because Lando lost its mind when that happened.


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[Assistant] That's the only other one I could think of that came close. How many Hail Marys did Rodgers have that season? Two or three? He was like the Hail Mary God. I mean, cause like he had like a span where he did it in Detroit, then he did it in Arizona in the playoffs and then he did it again like the following year. Like, yeah, he just was just like lobbing them up there and there's like, I'm going to get him. Jeff Janis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, the, cause what was great is while I was on the plane going to Green Bay, my phone blew up and I was like, no, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but then what happened was Stephen A. Smith went on like a tirade and basically said like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's, you know, the Packers disrespecting Aaron Rodgers and how come people can't understand that?


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[Assistant] And Shailene Woodley retweeted that, and then Shailene Woodley's mom retweeted that, so like it's the most like passive aggressive, like Rodgers didn't retweet anything.


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[Assistant] Listen, uh, I think, uh, table tennis is being slept on. Oh, ping pong is good stuff, man. Like, they, they go hard. I had to say though, like, I had to say.


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[Assistant] Over the years, like, gymnastics has been, uh, it's impressive as hell. Like, I couldn't do, like, a single, like, they tore, like, they just, like, spin, and it's the easiest thing they do, and I'm like, I would hurt myself doing that. Like, it's, it is incredibly impressive, and like, just in awe. I would say that, but, yeah. I like me some ping pong.


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[Assistant] We're just gonna stick with the 2020. It looks so good, cause like it was like Tokyo, so it was like the O's, like they were like the zeros, and I was like, oh, it's perfect. And the one, they're like, well crap, like we have. Did they try to edit it all?


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[Assistant] Anyway, going to the question that I have. So, Wayne Gretzky, right?


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[Assistant] Pretty, pretty well known guy. Pretty well known guy. Uh, I think he's what, 60 now? Something like that? He's older. Okay.


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[Assistant] What would stop the Kraken in order to increase their revenue?


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[Assistant] For signing Wayne Gretzky to a contract, in which then they would do like a 60-40 split, maybe a little 70-30 split, they get a bunch of revenue, everyone thinks, oh man, Wayne Gretzky's making a comeback when he's 60, those jerseys sell like hotcakes, they make a lot of money, and then Wayne Gretzky just sits on the bench. What is stopping that from happening?


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[Assistant] Listen, I am 100% a new fan. I mean, I paid attention to the Bucks like six months ago, and then when they came to New York, I was able to go see them. And then I just...


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[Assistant] And then like I went to game one and I was like, okay, like it was, it was okay. And then game seven happened and I was like, oh, well now like this is fun and actually enjoyable. And yeah. So now like I'm into it.


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[Assistant] It's like, I always had the perception that like, the fourth quarter was the only thing that was interesting about it, but like, I get it. Like, I get how exciting it can be. So I was like, alright, now we dig it.


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[Assistant] So the wording said unvaccinated. So like, I think it's, so like if you're vaccinated and you get it, I would imagine the rules, again, this is circumstance, but I imagine the rules don't apply. Like, I think that this is amazing considering an amazing, like,


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[Assistant] And I will say, like, I understand the logic between the, if like, if you were, let's just say like the Bills, cause it's Cole Beasley, right? If Cole Beasley was like, screw this, like, I'm not gonna get vaccinated, and he infects like his entire team, right? I can understand like Cole Beasley getting punished.


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[Assistant] But for you to like punish like the team that they're gonna play and they don't get paid, like it goes back to what Five said, like that's gonna create such a toxic culture.


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[Assistant] Okay, so like, if you have an unvaccinated player, X, whatever, like if you're a team, like that just became a liability. So like, at the same time- He's right.