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[Assistant] What do you call him, Sparlock? I don't understand the question. 117, the Master Chief. He is not your friend. Is he your foe? He's gone AWOL and the UNSC want him back. I'm going to bring him home. I admire your sense of duty, Sparlock.


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[Assistant] At a local shelter here in Phoenix, we've seen an uptick of new families and individuals coming in that just could no longer afford where they were living. Because even where they were living, their rents increased $500 to $1000 in one month.


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[Assistant] China has decided to put its southern tech hub Shenzhen under a city-wide lockdown.


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[Assistant] So if we think about how long we would take to build our manufacturing network, typically that would be a two to three year process. We'd shrink it down to about five months.


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[Assistant] You need to track down the other buses on this route. HQ thinks they might be after all of them.


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[Assistant] There it is. That bad. Careful though, it got nerve gas in the back.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. It's day, I'm here with the heart of Dallas.


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[Assistant] No, at the, uh, it was at some sort of Cowboys, uh, training ground.


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[Assistant] I heard. So, so what exactly happened here? You weren't supposed to be on the show at first originally, but then you got added late, right?


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[Assistant] Right. It was going down. So you showed up thinking that it was all gonna be good.


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[Assistant] Uhuh, and instead what happened? On the jail.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Okay, so, so, you thought that your beef with Yellow Beezy was not so extreme that you couldn't perform the show or did you think that there was definitely going to be some sort of issue if you guys saw each other?


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[Assistant] No, it probably would have been about the worst place to attempt to commit any sort


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[Assistant] It feels kinda fucked up to give you the mixed message, like if they don't want you there, just don't book you to the show. Just don't book me bro.


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[Assistant] Is your opinion of it that it's not a real beef with you because of the fact that if it was a real beef, then it would actually be an active beef that things would actually be going down. You guys are in the same city.


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[Assistant] Because not even in your specific situation here, but let's just talk about overall in beefs, the way that it goes down is that people will, there'll be basically like things done from one side to another to the point where it becomes really difficult for there to be any kind of reconciliation.


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[Assistant] Let me answer this. A lot of people, a lot of people who leave comments on some of your videos, and it's definitely gotta be part of the appeal of your music is that you get really in depth.


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[Assistant] With telling stories about what's going on and stuff. And a lot of times people might even leave comments that are like, why are you incriminating yourself? How do you feel about that? Is that something that's going through your head in the studio?


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[Assistant] During communications with a cop, you never had a cop point out your lyrics and say, you said this.


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[Assistant] I feel like with certain ravers, yourself probably included, uh, the fan base is just gonna take it for granted that you're capable of protecting yourself.


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[Assistant] Does that worry you when you look at the climate of everybody having guns? There's a big conversation going on in this country right now because of all the mass shootings and stuff and it always is kind of that question of if assault rifles in particular should be outlawed.


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[Assistant] You can't have one on you. I can't have no gun. Because you've done time recently, right?


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[Assistant] I did, I did a video with a rapper named Stupid Young where we went to Long Beach and there just happened to be this fucking machine gun in a, in a garage that a bunch of his homies were hanging out in and he picked it up and pointed it out of the camera just messing around like


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[Assistant] I guess it was broken so there wasn't any chance of it going off or anything. And then he caught a case over that two second clip in the video with him holding the gun because him as a felon, he's not allowed to even hold it.


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[Assistant] Do you look at that climate in Dallas where it's kind of assumed that a lot of, a very large percentage of people have a gun on them and do you think that that kind of makes it safer where people aren't likely to just suck a punch a motherfucker on the street or some shit because they think that it might turn into a real deal confrontation so easily?


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[Assistant] Do you look at the game and think that the game is fucked up right now because there's so much bullshit like all the stuff that you just described that happens whereas maybe when you were younger shit was a little bit more respectable?


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[Assistant] Once an OG starts caring about his followers, shit starts getting weird.


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[Assistant] Do you, uh, but what, do you consider yourself like a new school rapper? Like you're one of the new dudes out because it feels like you've been around for a while.


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[Assistant] When do you actually make a real decision to start taking the rap shit seriously?


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[Assistant] That's hilarious. So once you actually got out and started rapping, I mean, your stuff sounds very musical, very developed, very much like somebody who's put in a lot of work, a lot of time, a lot of skills. Did you start grinding hard right away? Do you feel like you have a lot of natural talent?


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[Assistant] If you really think about it, it really would have been a shame if you ended up sort of wasting away in jail without being able to do something with your talents.


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[Assistant] Isn't it crazy to think that when you go to the strip club, you are being judged on everything that you got on, on your fit?


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[Assistant] I feel like once, once a girl been stripping long enough though, they become so gangster that it's almost like that you couldn't even imagine yourself dating them because they're so smart about taking money up out of dude that it's like intimidating.


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[Assistant] Well, but if you're really the, if you're like the slut whisperer, if you could be in the strip club and really have their ear and they really trust you and shit, doesn't that just kind of occur to you at some point? Like, shit, we can make a whole bunch of money together.


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[Assistant] When you're in Dallas at that point in your life, are you feeling like the cops are all over you, like they want you?


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[Assistant] I mean, a lot of people are trying to use all this shit as an excuse to make it a lot harder for the average American to have a gun too, which would be a shame.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, let's talk about the actual music, cause once you were out going, like, how would you describe your style and what you're doing musically? Because you're fucking good. Yeah, my scene like. It goes under discuss cause you got so many good hood stories.


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[Assistant] You got a bunch of flows. You can't be a storytelling rapper in 2019 and really get popping if you just rapping boring.


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[Assistant] It does kind of have that sort of ring to it where it's almost like something that you would imagine like an acapella type thing. Like a bunch of guys singing in school or some shit like that.


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[Assistant] Who, who has shown you love in the game so far that has surprised you? People that have reached out that have understood what you're trying to accomplish, that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Cause it's kind of impressive that you're so like self-made, that you're not somebody who, it seems like you are somebody that it would have been logical if somebody had gone and signed you early on, and you kind of resisted that so far.


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[Assistant] Abels will do a meeting, like a little meeting with whoever. You know, they meet with rappers all the time that they don't plan on signing just because they know that maybe if you get popping in six months, then they got a little bit better reputation or whatever. But I mean, it's different because


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[Assistant] Your shit is doing such numbers on YouTube that, and, and you know, think about something like APG. I mean, they fucking signed Youngboy. You know how many streams Youngboy does? How many YouTube plays Youngboy does? And your music is like, I'm not saying you are like, like him exactly or whatever, but there's definitely like, uh, anyone who listens to Youngboy, I think it definitely potentially become a fan of you.


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[Assistant] Like what's the trick? Cause they got all these artists that are just trying to do some numbers. Yeah, they got a lot, they got a lot of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean we like something like me. I'm on Instagram. I'm on Twitter, but I feel like a lot of like real sort of like people that are really in the trenches and shit. They're on Facebook.


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[Assistant] Facebook, Instagram is all about trying to find a girl before she gets, she blows up and gets flown out by gunner or some shit.


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[Assistant] It's so weird cause now with Instagram it's so easy to look at a girl's picture and see who you follow liked it.


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[Assistant] How many times have you left your chains on to have sex? Is that something that really happens?


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[Assistant] So he passed, what, like a year ago? Maybe a little longer.


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[Assistant] Talk to me about how your friendship with him started.


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[Assistant] Is that part of why it's hard for you to let some of your beefs go? Is because...


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[Assistant] Yup, and on Facebook. Actually really we have almost no presence on Facebook.


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[Assistant] Mo3, NoJumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe. Appreciate you G.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] Joker, we're bringing Mitchell over to R&D. Get the sim prep for another run. You got it boss.


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[Assistant] I said it was live, we're gonna have to go to the back. You wanted us up here on me.


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[Assistant] Uh, well it's not always about the money when you're trying to have fun, but.


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[Assistant] She didn't go back. That bitch is, that bitch is, that bitch is up here.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. I think he has a son though that's closer in age to me than shit he is.


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[Assistant] Let's tell us, uh, back in the day, my boyfriend cheated on me, right? And I knew he cheated, didn't tell him. I think I told you guys a story. So I went to suck his dick, and I bit the fuck out of it. And he punched me so fucking hard in the eye, I had three little like, knuckle bruises right here.


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[Assistant] We should have been the new, um, you know, back in the day that doc, it was Dr. Drew, Adam and David Corolla sometimes. Is that his name?


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[Assistant] So this is what you think of me, huh? I think I'm a rat.


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[Assistant] Thanks for that. Alright, let's get you out of here.


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[Assistant] So mum and dad still live on the property, their house is just on the other side of those buildings. They planted the vineyard in 1978 and did their first vintage in 1981.


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[Assistant] Yep, this is all of the original planting. So some of these, well these are some of the oldest Chardonnay vines in the South Island. There's a lot of respect for the soil and the land and where we are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. I think Nelson's always had an abundance of creativity. This area in particular, you've got potters and cider makers and olive oil and there's a lot of inspiration in the land. You've got the Abel Tasman this way and the Nelson Lakes that way. So it's one of those areas where it's pretty hard not to be inspired, I think.


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[Assistant] Come on. Come on. Stay with me. We're almost there.


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[Assistant] That's clean, reliable and lower cost electricity that powers our region and the greatest city on earth.


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[Assistant] What I love about this trip is that it's an opportunity to explore places that I haven't had a chance to explore before.


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[Assistant] We are setting out from Toronto, but we're taking the slow road up through Muskoka, cross through Algonquin Park, through the Ottawa Valley, and eventually down to Montreal.


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[Assistant] I grew up in Toronto, I've seen leaves and I've appreciated the colour, but this is something altogether different. This is a sea of colour and you can't capture it in any other way except to stand there and see it for yourself.


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[Assistant] You have to make a stop at Henrietta's Pine Bakery. It's like the thing to do. 57 years, I think they've been serving up these Muskoka clouds. It's really, really good.


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[Assistant] You know, what makes this part of the world unique is that you quickly feel a part of something.


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[Assistant] Where is your favorite spot? That spot where our planet feels most like home. Where you feel most alive. Most hopeful. Most connected to our world.


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[Assistant] and others. National Geographic wants you to share your favorite spot using hashtag share your spot. We may even share it with our hundreds of millions of followers, a growing movement of people who love our planet as much as you do. Join us and share your spot.


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[Assistant] My name is Arthur Huang.


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[Assistant] People are very much afraid of nuclear power. They don't want it. They hate it.


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[Assistant] Because of the Fukushima accident, there was an immediate reaction because Germany was shocked and the government had the impression they need to react.


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[Assistant] I think it's a finite chapter. It is a long chapter, but I think it's a finite chapter for sure.


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[Assistant] Nuclear energy technology was a bridge, is seen as a bridge, in order to have time and to make renewable energy more competitive.


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[Assistant] Uh, if it's not nuclear, you have another bridge. And this bridge is now coal in Germany because we have already a large share of coal. Increasing greenhouse gas emissions is a consequence. Uh, and now this share will even increase more. And this is not really a sustainable energy strategy, but you need a bridge and this is coal.


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[Assistant] Steam comes out, what's the first thing that happens?


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] And I recorded a song called Home Inside.


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[Assistant] But miraculous things can happen when we are living mindfully.


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[Assistant] You call a death an accident or miss a homicide altogether, a murderer goes free. Lots of very bad things happen if death investigation is not carried out competently.


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[Assistant] When I was treating live patients, I spoke with them. And when I have dead patients, I talk to them too.


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[Assistant] They talk back to me with their physical findings and with their pathology. I ask them, tell me your story.


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[Assistant] I don't think of it as cutting them up. I think of it as examining their tissues, examining their injuries. I do my examination and they do tell me their story.


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[Assistant] It doesn't take a great medical mind to figure out someone's got his head blown off by a shotgun, but it does take special expertise to tell the distance. Is his arm long enough to do it? Is there any other activity going on with his body that would have predisposed him to depression? Does he have marks of defense?


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[Assistant] That's pretty sophisticated stuff. You don't learn that in a week.


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[Assistant] And what to ask for. So that if a death isn't recognized as being suspicious, say for violence, and it's released as a natural death, it's buried. Or cremated, whatever the family wishes. Never to rise again.


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[Assistant] Is that me? Am I blonde, blue eyed and 105 pounds?


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[Assistant] There are coroners trying to carry out death investigations but they don't have the training, they don't have the money, they don't have the infrastructure, and they don't have the skill. I guess you really have to ask yourself, do you want your cause of death and your manner of death


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[Assistant] That's unfortunate, because it implies that their cases are not credible.


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[Assistant] I've always, always thought that particularly in the police shootings and those that are related to law enforcement that the best friend law enforcement could have would be an objective


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[Assistant] Honest, straightforward, careful autopsy.


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[Assistant] And that was not a new recommendation. This was the fourth time a national study has recommended that death investigations should be carried out by doctors, and particularly doctors who have special expertise. This is not a new concept. It's a question of competency. I'm not anti-corner, I'm pro-competency.


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[Assistant] There's a tendency to assume that because somebody is old,


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[Assistant] That they have died of an old age related disease as opposed to something else. But what's actually killing them?


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[Assistant] The caution is with the elderly. Be careful. There are not always going to be natural deaths.


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[Assistant] And when there are good answers to those questions, people are grateful. If there are not good answers, there's no place for them to go to get an answer. So they have to take what's out there.


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[Assistant] Damn right it's a test. I met other survivors like you. They were more trouble than they were worth.


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[Assistant] Overcharge drinker. My partner Floyd says drinking overcharge caused their endocrine systems to go into overdrive.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna throw some overcharge onto the court. Get ready for the real test.


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[Assistant] The OD are addicted to that stuff. They'll be here quick. Here they come.


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[Assistant] You're still alive. Come on, kid.


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[Assistant] Can't we just call for help or something?


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[Assistant] It's not that easy. Fisco cut off all communications outside the city. But, I have a plan. Fisco did this?


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[Assistant] Not on purpose, but they're doing a hell of a job covering it up. Rest of the world thinks we're all dead from some kind of virus. Come on, we gotta keep moving.


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[Assistant] It's a glider. Once I'm over the walls, I'm gonna expose Fisco's lies and make him pay for what they've done. You really think it'll fly?


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[Assistant] I know it will, soon as I make a few more adjustments to the launch mechanism.


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[Assistant] Okay, I need you to lift up the carriage a bit more. Like this? Now keep it there while I tighten this. Don't let go.


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[Assistant] What a fuck up. Yeaah. I meant you.


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[Assistant] I've been working my ass off to repair this thing, then you go behind my back, making new propeller. You looking to steal my glider? No, it wasn't like that, I- I'm fucking with you, kid. Can't you see me smiling?


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[Assistant] Head over to the Prue ring. We can use the Smokesnack updraft to give us enough of a boost to escape.


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[Assistant] And so it is time to say farewell to Private William Robert Irons, a man I had the privilege and honor to have under my command.


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[Assistant] A life is only important in proportion to its impact on the lives of others. By this standard, Private Irons ranks among one of our very best.


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[Assistant] Mitchell's been discharged with his injuries.


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[Assistant] It takes governments decades to accomplish. In fact, the truth is, we're often more effective than the governments that hire us.


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[Assistant] God damnit, Gideon. I didn't know you were a movie star. Oh, easy now.


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[Assistant] Atlas rose to new heights. They took over security for ports, shipping lanes, pipelines, nation after nation, handed over their most critical infrastructure to Jonathan Irons. We realized too late. He was surrounding us. But now in the last ten days ISA chatter has surged. One word keeps getting flagged. Manticore. Atlas is about to make a move. But we don't know what. It was a risk extracting you.


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[Assistant] But you're our best shot to find out what Manticore is and stop it. So how about it Mitchell? Are you in?


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[Assistant] Good to have you back in the fold. Wish you were under better circumstances.


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[Assistant] Nox, how's it going? Almost done patching into the drone network.


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[Assistant] I'll track down Irons. We need to be there when he meets with his contact. Alona on me. Let's move.


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[Assistant] Kingpin, this is signal 2-3. Tracker has been successfully coupled with the target.


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[Assistant] If he is, we need to know the where and the how. It's the only way we bring eyes down.


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[Assistant] All systems check green. Alright, Mitchell. Just like in training.


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[Assistant] I am here to solve the world's problems.


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[Assistant] I ain't had a fallback plan if Atlas was ever backed into a corner. The preemptive strike. He's gotta try to knock us out before the fight has even begun.


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[Assistant] San Francisco. The entire third fleet is in the bay. I need you two on the ground. Now.


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[Assistant] Good. Come back. I'm pitbulls out of action. Proceeding on foot.


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[Assistant] We need to get jammers on those rail guns and biotechnicians some time. We've got enemy troops all over the carrier. They're gonna try and take the ship's bridge. Let's move. We won't let them get away with this.


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[Assistant] Connecting the heads up to the battlefield network. Our main target.


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[Assistant] What have your son will? What was he? Wheat or chaff?


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[Assistant] Will died fighting for what he believed in.


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[Assistant] There's no time. If he gets away, this will all have been for nothing. Go. NOW!


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[Assistant] What you're seeing is advanced warfare. Atlas has the single largest standing military in the world that we answer to no country. Unlike the government, we don't keep secrets of our capabilities. We don't sell policy, we sell power. We are a superpower for hire.


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[Assistant] I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council.


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[Assistant] Primarily because you have outsourced the job to me.


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[Assistant] I have sent people to die in your wars. So I feel uniquely qualified to tell you, your wars don't work.


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[Assistant] The world is asking one question. Why did I attack the United States?


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[Assistant] The United States has had the world in a constant state of war for over a hundred years. Time and again, we have seen the catastrophic results of this belligerent militaristic policy.


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[Assistant] These wars haven't led to resolution or peace. These wars have only led to more wars. The United States has set the agenda because they wielded the biggest stick. Well, no more. This is not the beginning of a war.


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[Assistant] So this is what you think of me, huh? I think I'm a rat.


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[Assistant] The medical examiner saw needle puncture marks on her arm.


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[Assistant] And came to the conclusion that this was a drug related to death.


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[Assistant] But in fact, all of the needle puncture marks were therapeutic. Drawing blood, IVs, that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] And in fact, her cause of death was something completely different, unrelated to any intake of drugs.


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[Assistant] As I examined her lungs, it was very clear right away, uh, that her lungs and all of the airways were completely filled with mucus.


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[Assistant] I went ahead and did microscopic examinations of those tissues, uh, and that confirmed


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[Assistant] To put an asthmatic flat and then tie them down during an acute asthma attack.


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[Assistant] Uh, is nearly the same as giving them a death sentence. Uh, if you're not going to treat them medically and you lay them back and tie them down, it's almost a guarantee they're going to die.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey. Yes, mama. Eating candy. No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama. Open your mouth. Ha, ha, ha.


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[Assistant] A fortnight passed, our stores were raided by a band of ruffians. Our king is weak and needs sustenance.


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[Assistant] No songs! Till we reach the forest. Now we ride!


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[Assistant] Behold! The legendary Fargoth Forest!


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[Assistant] Anachronizer, you are tasked with guard duty while we perform the dangerous and honorable harvest. Do not let the goblins slay us or our spirits will haunt you for eternity.


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[Assistant] Forsooth, countrymen! That was amazing! Allow me to thank thee for thy skills on the battlefield. Thou dost possess the strength of Samson and the wisdom of Solomon.


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[Assistant] Our king sleeps peacefully. You have done well, my lord. We are forever indebted. Perhaps you would like to share in the king's feast?


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[Assistant] Would you like to have something to eat?


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the cow.


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[Assistant] Darling, darling, daddy is here. I'll help you up and wipe your tears.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] I would like to walk you through exactly what the American Health Care Act is.


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[Assistant] The time is here. The time is now. This is the moment. And this is the closest this will ever happen. It really comes


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[Assistant] Something this big could not have been done without exquisite presidential leadership. Mr. President, thank you for getting us over the finish line. Thank you for getting us where we are.


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[Assistant] There's both of them. There's both of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, unit two building three, third floor.


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[Assistant] You haven't finished your noodles, it got sticky. What are you doing outside?


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[Assistant] It's good. It's really great. You want a reward for this nice drawing?


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[Assistant] Oh dear. We can't keep those. I'll have to throw these away. I'll buy you a new one.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something. We can't pick up things people throw away. Remember, Zhen Zhen. About the little sister. Don't ask Mr. Ling and Mrs. Ling upstairs about it, okay?


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[Assistant] Hey, hello to you too. Come on, it's Jake Hant. You look so cute. How old are you?


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[Assistant] Uh, right, right, right. Let's sit. Sorry about that. She's too young to be sensible.


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[Assistant] Ah, the neighbors are too kind. They all want to help me find a new wife.


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[Assistant] I'm quite busy with the restaurant. What about you?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's sad. So, uh, since you're busy, how are you able to prepare Zucho's meals every day?


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[Assistant] He eats outside. Can he gain enough nutrition from eating outside?


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[Assistant] Oh no. It's exhausting. Of course you don't have time to cook. How about this? You can take your son to my restaurant to eat noodles, huh?


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[Assistant] I do like kids. Of course I like them. Kids are so funny. They stay around, talk to you a lot. They're cute.


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[Assistant] What should we do if he catches a cold? Huh? We'll take him to the hospital.


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[Assistant] And then pay his medical costs, while paying his hospital bills we won't have money to.


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[Assistant] Lingxiao, hello. So where are you two headed?


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[Assistant] Just stop it, no more sweets for you young lady. Look at those little teeth, they're full of cavities.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey! What are you doing, Jen-jen? Huh? Is it right to talk to Xucho like that? How dare you hit him? He's our guest. Didn't I tell you what a guest is, huh?


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[Assistant] A guest is like a god, right? Understand? So how can you hit a god? Besides, how many Toy Frogs have you destroyed this month, huh? I will not buy you a new one.


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[Assistant] Stop sulking! Have a piece of watermelon, both of you. Here, come here. Here.


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[Assistant] You're always welcome. Uh, she's younger than you. So as an elder, can you forgive her for this?


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[Assistant] It's not a big deal, it wouldn't hurt to touch a little, would it?


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[Assistant] No scallions, uh-huh. No scallions, good. Okay, how about this? Uh, Jenjen, why don't you play with Zucho? No fighting, you hear me?


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[Assistant] I've added more noodles. Let me know if it's not enough. For your first visit, a free meat dish.


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[Assistant] How about this? If you need to see us, just knock on the door. Okay?


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[Assistant] Oh no. It's so unfortunate. The power's off.


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[Assistant] Uh, people's lives are getting better. Every home has an air conditioner, but the transformer can't sustain it. A unit with two air conditioners running? Boom! Power's cut off, such is life. You're still standing, I'm sorry. Sit down, please. Anyway. Okay.


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[Assistant] My goal is just to manage the restaurant and take good care of my daughter. Running a noodle restaurant is not easy, but not so difficult. As long as you can make a good sauce and knead the dough well. I go to the restaurant at three or four in the morning every day. The first thing I do is to make the sauce and then knead the dough.


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[Assistant] Uh, when we close, I will clean it up, tidy it up. That's it. The whole neighborhood knows the situation of my family. So they patronize my business. I'm telling you, if you love eating noodles...


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I talk too much. Uh, eat the fruit and drink tea.


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[Assistant] Then you, around this place, you have no relatives here? You look after Zuchou on your own?


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[Assistant] Well, what you've done is really, you're really great.


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[Assistant] Ah, do you regret it? It's not too late. You can give Zucho to me. I'll raise him. I like kids. Are you willing to give him up?


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[Assistant] But look at my daughter. Jupang also pulled some of Zhenzhen's hair.


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[Assistant] Her face is swollen too, right? Children fight all the time, no big deal. And Zuchou's eye, look how dangerous this is.


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[Assistant] Pong Pong. Pong Pong. Hey. You're in second grade now, right? Look how tall and strong you are, huh? You're a big boy. You're nearly a man now.


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[Assistant] It's okay. They're kids. It's normal for them to fight, huh? Alright, I'll get some iodine to disinfect Peng's wound.


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[Assistant] Don't do that, huh? Don't do that. Wait, Pong. Wait.


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[Assistant] When you're free, go with your mommy to my noodle restaurant, okay? Huh? Let me treat you to a meal.


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[Assistant] Hey, are you still angry? How could you bite him? Are you a puppy?


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[Assistant] It's okay if you make trouble by yourself, but you brought Zuchou with you. Look at Zuchou's eyes, how dangerous is that?


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[Assistant] JinJin, tell me the truth. You bit someone else?


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[Assistant] They found bruising on his face, on his chest, bruising on his arms.


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[Assistant] We actually brought in an expert radiologist as well who consults with the coroner's office.


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[Assistant] There were 28 separate rib fractures on Mr. Kittower. He had a fracture to his sternum, a fracture to his larynx, and he had crushed toes.


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[Assistant] The injury to the larynx, that's not the kind of injury you would get from falling. That's more likely the injury, according to the coroner, that you'd get if somebody was doing a C-clamp. They were choking you.


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[Assistant] One person just a few days before his death saw Mr. Kittower straddled in bed by Mr. Yoa.


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[Assistant] If we had not exhumed Mr. Kittower's body, we could not have done anything. The autopsy led to everything else.


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[Assistant] He's been watching the cable news coverage that says he hasn't done and said enough.


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[Assistant] And, and the long, uhm, you know, the long wave.


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[Assistant] I don't know.


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[Assistant] Sonali.


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[Assistant] Mr. Barua,


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[Assistant] I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Well anyway, I've settled in Singapore now. Uhm, I got married again.


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[Assistant] Oh, then you must already know that. You also have a little sister now, nicknamed Xiao Chengzi. I've just been excited to meet her big brother ever since.


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[Assistant] It's only been an hour anyway. I used to wait longer for you.


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[Assistant] You're always like this, always caring. That's also why I married you years ago.


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[Assistant] Uh, the thing is, I need to come here to look after my husband.


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[Assistant] Family should always stay together. The children should follow wherever their parents are, instead of the other way around.


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[Assistant] So we decided to transfer her here. After all, this is the best way to educate them.


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[Assistant] It's nothing really, it's just, I met Ling Xiao earlier.


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[Assistant] You don't need to mention all of that to the guy. So sorry about that, she's getting old. Now how much is it? Oh, 2.91.


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[Assistant] I don't see why you brought Xiao Chengzhi to Lingxiao. No wonder he's upset now. You need to give him some time to accept this reality. And it didn't work at all. And look what happened.


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[Assistant] You brought the kid to Li Haiqiao's restaurant and Li Heping took her back home anyway.


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[Assistant] But whenever I see Ling Xiao, I don't know what to say to him. When he's there in front of me, I get...


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[Assistant] Don't run to Li He Ping anymore every time you need help. You have your own son anyway.


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[Assistant] North Korea is showing the world its new intercontinental ballistic missile.


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[Assistant] Have fun, kids. Hey, that's enough, guys. The place is clean already. You can go home. Bye, ciao. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Just look at the two of you. Arguing with a kid. You should be setting an example.


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[Assistant] Just let her do whatever she wants and we'll see. I'm just an outsider, what can I do if you get cornered?


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[Assistant] So if we endure it, what about the kids then? Can't you see how Lingxiao has been in the past few days? Even Xucho and Zhenzhen are affected. Just think of them.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I guess I'll have to endure this, but if you don't take care of the kids when they need you, then you won't get the chance to do so when they grow up.


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[Assistant] You're becoming a recluse. Even Ling Xiao barely goes out. Look at him. He's playing all by himself.


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[Assistant] See, people like us, often, we're at high child's noodles. We eat good food, and we talk to each other. We play mahjong.


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[Assistant] But yesterday, we were having dinner at Haichao's, and suddenly in came Hoping, so we talked about you. Oh, what did Hoping say? Oh, he said good things. He did.


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[Assistant] Really? I'm telling you the truth. I'll be frank. I understand your situation. When I was younger, about your age,


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[Assistant] I used to be the town school teacher. In three years, I gave birth to two kids. I wanted to be a good mother.


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[Assistant] I had no choice but to quit my job. And then I stayed at home, took care of the kids and managed the household. See, my husband, he's a doctor. He's not much help with housework at all.


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[Assistant] He's a busy man. He would work all day and all through the night. Oh, but I was tired too. Every time I saw him, I couldn't help but get upset. He doesn't understand.


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[Assistant] But my dear, after all is said and done, men work hard so they can support their families.


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[Assistant] Hubbing has a strong sense of responsibility. When you take care of the kids, he can focus on providing for you.


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[Assistant] It was a big bunch of hundred yuan's, and now you're letting me live in your house.


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[Assistant] Did you see how proud she is because she's remarried to a rich man? And look at what her mother does. Showing off all the time with Xiao Chengzi right by her side. I swear, did she forget what happened years ago?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. But I told you I had problems with my phone, so...


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[Assistant] My nails just look beautiful. I make him feel sweet. How much I love him.


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[Assistant] He's early. I'm not fucking blind. Relax, old boy. We're on the same side, remember? She oughta get you in the war.


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[Assistant] Betray your brothers and you will die a thousand times over slowly in the dark.


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[Assistant] There are 32 olds. With them, you are bound together. With them, you become


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[Assistant] We now need a chairman who can lead us through this. Finally, you're making some sense, Chuck. I am the strongest. I am the most feared. I say I should be chairman.


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[Assistant] We were very young. My, uh, my, one of my buddies and Jennifer were dating and we had breakfast.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean, everybody loves their daughter, but whatever. But I, I, I, I texted, I was driving, driving in town, and for some reason my body, I start texting Adam Levine, who is a great guy, and I text him, I'm sorry to do this to you, my kid's getting butt-missed, but Saturday night, would you mind?


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[Assistant] Come in and sing it a few tunes, it would be incredible, but I don't know why I did it. He, then you see the dot dot dot, immediately I'm like, oh, he's, he got it, he's about to say something. And then, and then he writes, uh, I can't say no to you, where?


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[Assistant] And I was like, uh, uh, you know, I tell him where, he goes, oh, I used to go there growing up. I went to a bunch of bar mitzvahs when I was a kid there. What songs do you want? And I was like, oh god, this is really happening.


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[Assistant] Next stop, Main Street. Well, this is our stop.


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[Assistant] Darling, darling, daddy is here. I'll help you up and wipe your tears.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] Now it caused her parents great anxiety.


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[Assistant] It was a matter of her personal happiness. It was a matter of the stability of the crown.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, she wasn't just taking on the man she thought she loved. She was taking on the man who had to shoulder almost half the burden of the monarchy.


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[Assistant] The important thing to remember about the early upbringing of Princess Elizabeth was that although she was a princess, she was not in line for the throne.


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[Assistant] I will. You know what? I'll run for you too. How about that? Okay.


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[Assistant] No, but seriously, you, uh, in one of your earlier vlogs, you had talked about, uh, trying to connect with your community more. And the thing is, is that I've noticed that you've registered markiplier.com, okay? And so far I've been kind of tracking it and you've done like nothing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Queen Elizabeth has ruled out divorce for her sister Margaret. Instead, the 45-year-old princess may obtain a legal separation from her husband, Lord Snowden.


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[Assistant] They've been married for 16 years, but 10 of those years have reportedly been stormy. And recent stories of Princess Margaret's involvement with a 28-year-old jet setter named Roddy Llewellyn provide motivation for the current separation talk. Divorce is a thorny subject for the British royal family.


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[Assistant] Uhm, is medical engineering something that you would eventually like to go back to maybe in the future?


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[Assistant] Royal composure collapsed as Princess Diana under extraordinary media attention broke down in tears since a book detailing her unhappiness was published last week. The book claims Diana's marriage became so miserable that she tried to take her life.


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[Assistant] Yeah? So, I want us to rub the lamp and just...


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[Assistant] The titular role of Aladdin will be played by the Dashing.


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[Assistant] Okay everybody, listen, before we get out there on this magic carpet ride, I want to remind everybody that Don't You Dare Close Your Eyes is not just a wonderful lyric, it could also save your life. The traffic is real and it's dangerous. Okay, so let's bring it in, let's give them a show, everybody hands in, everybody say


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[Assistant] And what came out is a friendship I will cherish forever.


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[Assistant] Who's he talking to? It's the dialogue, man. It's the chairman.


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[Assistant] Look Raymond, I am doing what needs to be done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you've said enough. We respect Herzucho's opinion. He can choose what career he wants in the future.


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[Assistant] It's okay, you've made your point. I'll discuss it with Zuchou later. You can go now.


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[Assistant] I work hard for every single penny that I make. Taking your money would be a disgrace. So go, go, go, go away!


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[Assistant] The range hood in the kitchen, and that other thing, the exhaust fan, it's about time we replaced them, huh? Aside from that, this is nothing for any of you to worry about.


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[Assistant] Your noodles are burnt, we can't eat it. Let me whip something up. Rice with beef? I think we have some onions in the fridge.


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[Assistant] Uh, I haven't had this much free time. It's like a holiday.


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[Assistant] Oh, I've had this idea for quite a long time now. I think I've actually told you. The place is too small. The decor is old.


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[Assistant] It's cramped and outdated. So I was thinking about the shop next to mine. You know that, right? That's it. I want to expand there. The reality is, prices are going up, and the kids are about to take the gaokao. They'll go to college. I'm sure the expenses are gonna keep piling up. We need to find a way to keep up with all of that.


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[Assistant] He keeps talking to the kids about this stuff. It's distracting them from studying.


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[Assistant] Well, I've already asked the bank about a loan. They said I can mortgage my parents' house. That should take care of it.


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[Assistant] I filled your water bottles for you. They're hot. Hydrate often.


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[Assistant] How about we double check your ID's, permits and pentels? And are they sharpened? Did you bring a sharpener?


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[Assistant] He went to borrow a car. Why is that man taking so long?


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[Assistant] Okay. Dad, see you later. Dad Li, see you later. Don't panic. Treat this like any exam. Right. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. I'll give you five hundred, huh? I want you to have fun, okay? Tell me if it's not enough.


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[Assistant] What are you even saying? I'm sending you out to study, not to work at any job. Don't worry about the money, okay? Our restaurant will be different from before. It's no longer going to be a casual little noodle shop. It's going to be big, ow, ow, ow, ow. And the money, it'll come rushing in. Don't worry.


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[Assistant] Oh, look at the time. Okay, okay, I have to go. I have to talk to the construction workers. Oh, by the way, you can buy your lunch at the supermarket, okay?


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[Assistant] Okay, go ahead. Don't burn yourself. Don't worry.


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[Assistant] Hey, has Zhao Huaguang talked to you lately?


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[Assistant] She's only in her sixties. Alright, alright, let's have dinner, okay? Zucho's curry rice is still untouched, right? I'll heat it up. Oh.


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[Assistant] I'll do it. Make a cucumber salad.


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[Assistant] I'm here to finalize the details of the flower arrangement. Yes, yes.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Wait, my boy. Uncle, you're okay. Thanks to you.


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[Assistant] Sister Jiang told me about the troubles between you and Big Smile Li here. You must stop this fight at once.


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[Assistant] Hmm, Tu Qian, can you handle this responsibility? Temporary chairman?


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[Assistant] We have to deal with the 18K and with the police. We need a plan. Where's Chu Chin?


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[Assistant] I can imagine all sorts of reasons, uh, I'm sure you will tell me.


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[Assistant] So he, he hears, you know, there's always that social connection one way or the other, but he said to my mom, I heard that the baby's not doing so well, and he wanted, he said, you know, keep me informed.


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[Assistant] This is Anthony, uhm, our son, who is, uhm, 24 months old.


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[Assistant] And he is not a baby who communicates in any sort of normal expected way.


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[Assistant] He was born early, almost 32 weeks.


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[Assistant] And uhm, they weren't sure why he came premature because our pregnancy was very normal.


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[Assistant] But they were sure that he had many severe problems and that his prognosis itself was really bleak.


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[Assistant] We knew he had major heart problems. We knew he had major issues with his brain.


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[Assistant] And uhm, at 18 months we, we had a diagnosis which was a really rare genetic syndrome called CFC syndrome.


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[Assistant] It's, it's such a, it seems so sinister when you're talking about a child dying. You know, it just seems wrong. And so you want to, people feel more comfortable remaining hopeful.


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[Assistant] Oh well, he just might get better. You know, maybe this new medicine will work or maybe when he turns two or there's always like this hopeful future and we could, uhm, we would a lot of times have to say those, speak that with other people and then come home and feel, feel different. I feel like that's really what wasn't going on.


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[Assistant] It might even be in some ways a survival mechanism because for us it gives us like steps and procedures of how to do something.


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[Assistant] I've spent two years with a very sick baby who from his birth has had significant problems and, um, whose prognosis has never been right. Um, and every time we found something else out from the doctors, it was always like one more thing that was worse.


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[Assistant] And so even having that whole experience, uhm, when I sit and think about the day waking up when he's gone, I can't.


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[Assistant] But it gives us steps, things, I guess, traditions or something that we follow that maybe will help us survive and, uhm, and finding a way to honor him.


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[Assistant] If you walk around the cemetery, you know, you see the families that were original settlers of the area and just kind of travel through time with these families. You see who married who and women who lost three or four children, women who died in childbirth.


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[Assistant] Just all of these histories that are kind of documented there and underneath the oak trees and it is, it's a beautiful place.


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[Assistant] I do go there sometimes. He thinks it's a little creepy. Uhm, not the cemetery itself, but the idea of just going, walking to a cemetery for a reason other than to bury someone. But I like to see the history.


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[Assistant] I feel some sort of almost kinship with these women who have buried these children, you know, you see those tiny little tombstones and you see these stories and then we have this story ourselves, you know.


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[Assistant] It's in some ways kind of comforting or something, I don't know why, but just to feel like we're part of this history and that others have gone through it.


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[Assistant] And we're just one more family, you know, with our own child and our own grief and...


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[Assistant] Uhm, and also our own, uhm, will to survive. Because we have to go on without him.


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[Assistant] You know, he will be gone, and our story will continue. Just like those other families, you know?


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[Assistant] I woke up to a sound. I could see him clearly cause the moon was out.


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[Assistant] And when I looked at him, I could see that his breathing slowed, and uhm,


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[Assistant] I was shaking before I saw him, you know, the first time in the casket and uh, then I take one look and I'm like,


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[Assistant] A lot of people have questions with religion, and uhm, and certainly none of us knows for sure what happens, you know, after we pass. And there's a strangeness about sending your child first.


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[Assistant] I kind of feel like, you know, I kind of have to take my own chances when the time comes and I do that on my own terms. And I'm willing to accept the unknown for myself, but when you have to send someone first, it's harder to swallow.


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[Assistant] For me, it wasn't, uhm, as difficult as, like, uh,


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[Assistant] He was, was really gone. So at that point for me it was, you know, his precious remains. You know, a place I like to go back to but not him.


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[Assistant] So, there's the missing of him, knowing that now he's out of my reach. Uhm, but, uh, for me that part was more his remains in a reverent moment, but not as painful for me as the other two.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, saying yes is always best.


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[Assistant] My father was ill for a relatively short period of time. Uh, his cancer was diagnosed fairly late. So...


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was healthy and out doing yard work in the summer and


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[Assistant] Not a real open person, uhm.


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[Assistant] Through a lot of the illness, there wasn't a lot of talking about it directly. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But as he became very sick and was coming to terms with it internally, uhm, he did start to talk about it more.


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[Assistant] About, you know, not being afraid of dying, not being afraid of death, but being tired of the illness and wanting it to be over with.


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[Assistant] I was surprised by how important some of the details become.


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[Assistant] And to be able to see him looking like himself, uhm, and, you know, with the coat and tie on, ended up being a real comfort.


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[Assistant] That's fine with me. You already helped with finding me an apartment to rent. Thanks for that. I'll buy you dinner once I'm settled.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I have plans for today. Can you just drive me home?


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[Assistant] It's what I missed. I missed your cooking the whole time I was in Singapore.


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[Assistant] I didn't plan an exact date, and I didn't want you to worry about it all the time.


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[Assistant] But now I'm back. I won't leave again.


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[Assistant] Well, all of you are here, so I can't be far away all the time. I found a job before coming, I start tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I agree, so... I'm gonna go head back. You wanna tag along?


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[Assistant] Where do you live then? Uhm. Oh, I forgot. You're rich now.


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[Assistant] Alone. Enjoy the view alone then. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] There were social parties back at the hospital, so I drink.


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[Assistant] But dad, you need to drink less. Jenjen phoned me before saying that you have gout.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, Dadly. Maybe he'll come back one day and end up surprising you.


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[Assistant] Dad Lee, you don't need to clean mine. A friend helped me find an apartment to rent already.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I haven't told her yet. She asked about my family and left in a hurry.


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[Assistant] I noticed that. She, she did change a lot. She's grown up.


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[Assistant] Dadly, I think you should both start new families.


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[Assistant] Not really. Didn't have much time to study, let alone have a girlfriend.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dadli? Hmm? May I check Jenjen's room for a bit?


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[Assistant] Okay. No need, dad. I'll be moving out very soon.


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[Assistant] So when will you move out? In a few days, I still need to fix up my new apartment.


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[Assistant] Earth Fire Air Water


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[Assistant] Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.


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[Assistant] And I don't, I don't know, maybe it's the great part, is that everything, uh, everything inside me, the mother in me was just saying go.


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[Assistant] I got em, don't even listen. Glass, got some old reed. That shit gonna sit til Obama back in office.


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[Assistant] I just mean, I think you've had like, I haven't seen every episode.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've known him for years, actually since the beginning of my YouTube. We met in 2016 when I first started.


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[Assistant] I think I had like 30,000 subscribers and he hit me up and he was like, will you come to LA and do my podcast? And a time I was living like in the middle of nowhere, like didn't even think of YouTube really as a career. And I was like, yeah, you can fly me out to LA for like, for fun.


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[Assistant] Maybe, I don't know, but uhm, but yea, we've been friends since then, so love him.


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[Assistant] Okay, maybe I was exaggerating. I'm from Northern California, so I've lived in Cali my whole life, but moved here like two years ago.


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[Assistant] Uh, the area was very much, uhm, it was like a different time, it was like early 2000s and it was like not as open towards gay or trans people.


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[Assistant] So that was something I definitely dealt with, I did a lot of, or dealt with rather than a lot of bullying and like, just family bullshit.


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[Assistant] Like different or gender dysphoria around like three, four, five.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. I mean, I remember being in kindergarten and like having teachers ask me like, why are you walking like a girl? Or why are you, why are you hanging out with only girls? And I remember I was always joked when I was younger with my family, like, saying that like I had all these girlfriends and that was their way of like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I remember very distinctly having a conversation with my mom in the car, in which I was like, asking her like, what do you think about gay people? I was like, 11, 12, and she's like, they're fine, and I'm like, I hate them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was like, that's really rude and just make sure you never say that around anyone else but me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was like also a different time, like I feel like if I would've been like, something about a race or something, she would've freaked out, but back then, like people were, people were still, it was early 2000s, people were still debating if gay people, like, should even be legal and shit, like it was just a different time.


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[Assistant] It was really late and people that, you know, want to say he was like the most progressive president, it's like...


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[Assistant] I just, I don't feel comfortable with that party being in power right now. Did you see the clip going viral right now on Twitter? I think you actually might have retweeted it or tweeted it or something. It was a video. The conference.


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[Assistant] It was the conference, it was the Socialist American Conference or something, and there was just this like super like...


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't want to use a really rude word, but like a very special person who was like, please don't use male pronouns, please don't talk, it's hurting my brain, like it was weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which is why, again, that's another reason why I'm not comfortable voting blue. It's like, I don't want things to get to that point, and like, as far as I can see, they are.


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[Assistant] I kinda noticed that just naturally my positions were a little more right wing than people in my town of Chico, California.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and knowing instinctively that I couldn't express a single one of them around my friends without getting some sort of backlash, right? So I was like, okay, well then let me just make a YouTube video. So I did, and uhm, I expected a total of like seven people to watch it.


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[Assistant] I forget, I think it was about feminism. I think it was during that whole like debate. And so I made that first video and I thought, like I said, seven people will watch it. And I woke up and I had like 20,000 views overnight, my first YouTube video ever, and I was like,


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[Assistant] I was like, okay, let me pick another one, and then that one all of a sudden hit 200,000 views, and I was like, okay, let me pick another one, and then it's just...


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[Assistant] Probably, you know, like I'm walking into night, there's like a niche factor. It's like there's no one else doing what I do on YouTube and that helps, you know.


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[Assistant] No, not you, but it's something I think about. It's like, would I be, you know, doing what I do at the level that I do it if I wasn't trans or if I wasn't?


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[Assistant] Well, first of all, I definitely identify more as a Republican than conservative because I feel like conservative kind of...


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[Assistant] Denotes to more of like, social views, and like, I'm definitely pretty socially liberal. Like, not like, to the extent of a lot of people these days, but I'm pretty socially classically liberal.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I do vote Republican, and uhm, a lot of people do think it's, uh, contradictory, but it's only contradictory if you go into it on the basis of, like, that I have to prioritize trans issues as my number one issue. Like, what if I care more about, like, fixing the VA? What if I care more about immigration? What if I care more about national defense or the economy? What if I think


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[Assistant] There's just so much more to us than being trans or being black or being gay or being Asian, like it's, I don't-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, but then that also begs the question, like, do I have to base?


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[Assistant] So, and obviously that's because I'm a vocal, like, Republican president, but at the same time, it's like, that's why it doesn't really, it doesn't really work when you tell me, like, that they hate you because it's like, then why are 95% of people who hate me liberal?


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[Assistant] I was nervous just because I knew like, okay, this can get really heated and it could be kind of bad or it could go fine. So I was just very careful of what I was saying.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but he was on another show and had mentioned me and so I tweeted him and I was like, okay, let's like talk then.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and for me it wasn't about changing his mind, cause like,


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[Assistant] His mind's not gonna change. He, he follows the money. He follows...


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[Assistant] His existence, and it's no shame because everyone has their hustle, okay? He has kids to feed, whatever.


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[Assistant] Uhm, his hustle is feeding lines to people who are gonna have their biases reinforced, and that's how he makes his money. So, if, if he were to go walk away from that conversation with me being like, you know what, maybe trans people aren't shitty and we should like be a little kinder to them.


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[Assistant] Probably literally lose money. He would literally lose support from a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I do respect him for being honest about his views about Trump despite his audience, but there's nothing like the trans cash cow when it comes to clickbait. There is.


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[Assistant] I tried to watch that video, I really did. I just, that is just very clearly someone who, I don't want to be mean or anything, like it's just someone who's probably just very early in transition and figuring things out and the way they acted was a little like, just, I just recognized what's going on there.


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[Assistant] And by the way, I forgot to say, fuck DragCon, because DragCon hit me up to do a panel and a meet and greet.


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[Assistant] And then I responded back and I was like, okay, let's set it up, let's set up a time. And they wanted like an image for the flyer. And I was like, okay, this is cool. Cause I went last year and they gave me a meet and greet.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't have let me. They wouldn't have let me. You have to walk that line. When you're me, you have to walk that line. Like, okay, DragCon wants you, no hat. This point wants you, hat.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but with uh, Dragcon, they, they're just like all of a sudden ghosted me. I think like probably someone told them like that they shouldn't have me or whatever because I'm too controversial.


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[Assistant] No, those people are always silent. Like when I went to DragCon in 2018, it was nothing but love and I had a lot of people there who supported me and like no one said anything weird and-


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[Assistant] It was nothing but love. People who say that kind of shit online, they'll never say it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was at, where was I the other day, Joey? We were, we, we were in Target, we walked past this person and like, I, I just like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, totally. My, it's interesting, there's like a big misconception about my audience. Everyone thinks that like my audience is like, just like old, like perverted, like straight, white, Republican men, and it's like, actually my fans are all kids.


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[Assistant] There's some adults, but like for the most part I have 16, 17, 18 year olds.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a lot of LGBT people, people wouldn't think that either, but like, there's a lot of people out there that identify as LGBT who feel like they can't express certain opinions and they kind of see me as like a conduit to speak them.


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[Assistant] I've just never really given a fuck, like I've never been the kind of person who hides who I am or what I think, like.


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[Assistant] I mean, I can censor myself in certain conversations and settings, but like in terms of like my online platforms,


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[Assistant] I just say whatever I want to say. I just really never cared. Cause that is a question asked a lot, like, how do you say what you say? And I'm like, I don't feel like anything I say is that crazy. Uhm, I just say it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and that's like even more popular conversation now. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Those videos that I did, like you said in 2016, were definitely like more controversial at the time. You know, it's definitely more mainstream now. Uhm, but it also will still get you very hated because even though it's more mainstream, it's still a very polarizing mainstream opinion. You know what I mean? Like, you still will get like 50-50 like, yes, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. But it's also really strange, right? Because it's like, it's literally the president.


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[Assistant] So it's literally like it shouldn't be that crazy of a thing. Whether you love him or hate him, it shouldn't be that crazy of a thing. I feel like I have an excuse on Trump. I don't feel like I'm some fucking psycho fan of Trump. I feel like I would rather vote for Trump than anyone on the Democratic side. I know that for sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, it took, it took realizing that Hillary was gonna be, uh, the other option for me to be like, okay.


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[Assistant] And then, uhm, I have been a fan of a lot of the policies he's enacted, uhm, tax reform, a lot of the judges he's put on, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely, it's a complete scapegoat, and it's an old tactic, and there's been study after study after study that it's debunked that video games have any correlation or causation with, like, murder.


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[Assistant] They used to say the same thing about books and about like Van Halen and you know, it's an old trick.


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[Assistant] I don't own a gun. I wish I owned a gun. It's California. I don't even know how much work it'll take to own a gun here.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, exactly. Uhm, but I do like shooting guns. My fiancee, his parents live in Virginia.


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[Assistant] They have like a big house in the middle of nowhere with a huge, uh, deck slash balcony thing and like I shot an AR-15 and like I do like shooting.


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[Assistant] But, like, I would like to have it for protection. It's like, we live in LA, like, shit goes down, and...


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, when you put yourself out there online, like, again, shit goes down, so.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, uhm, I've been doxxed before, which is when your address was posted online, uhm, in the summer of 2017 or 2016. I was doxxed and people posted my address online and then all of a sudden I had this picture.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I contacted the FBI and I told my followers that I had been doxxed and I kind of, I tweeted the person's username.


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[Assistant] No, I also never really looked into it. I don't support anyone doxxing on my behalf. That happened one time.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's crazy. Do you ever deal with like, psychos coming here? Cause I couldn't imagine happening in my address.


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[Assistant] Why? Just to fuck with you on stream or something?


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[Assistant] Because it's like, okay, so it seems very convenient that literally every person you disagree with is like faking their positions. Like why can't you just like take at least some people at face value that they really believe that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, YouTube is also a different beast than going on someone's podcast like Joe Rogan or like tweeting or being on Instagram because it's like,


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[Assistant] On YouTube it's harder. On YouTube it's like, people really want a certain fucking thing from you. I feel like you're more free to do different stuff on.


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[Assistant] You know what sucks though, is I did uhm, a live debate yesterday.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that video has like over 600k in 24 hours, which is very good for my channel. It had stellar watch time, people, like it had 40k people watching the entire time for an hour. That is like, I should be making an insane amount of money. Cause how much money I made on that show.


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[Assistant] I brought in 600,000 people in a day and I had $5,000, sorry, $5 to show for it.


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[Assistant] It went yellow like 20 minutes after the live ended. So there was ads running for those 40,000 people tuned in live for an hour.


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[Assistant] So, so what, I just made all these brands money and got their clicks and I don't get any of the money?


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[Assistant] I think YouTube favors me because I'm trans. I really think that, like, honestly, other than this one yesterday, I don't think I've had a yellow video in like six months.


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[Assistant] Uhm, basically, I woke up one day and my entire feed was all these fucking, uh, conservative and far-right people talking about this is what the trans agenda is. This is a pedophile, by the way, if anyone doesn't know. Uhm, this is the trans agenda, this is what all trans people are cosigning for, all this stuff, and I was like, oh hell no. I was like,


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[Assistant] I don't know what everyone else is doing, but I'm not gonna let that be the narrative. So I made a video, uhm, and it went crazy, and then...


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[Assistant] That person started tweeting about how they're gonna destroy me in a debate. So I was like, okay, come on. So that's how those two videos came to be.


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[Assistant] And then sues them and then put one of them completely out of business, and it's proud of it, gloats about it, uhm, gets people banned off Twitter, uh, for using their wrong pronouns, etc. Uhm, and if there's one person in the world who doesn't really respect, doesn't really deserve, like, their pronouns respected, it's like this person.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I feel like I kind of was one of the only people that really could take this person to task just because I am trans.


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[Assistant] Everyone can have their opinion, but I think that it speaks volumes that the most viewed video on the internet of this person is a trans person bashing the fuck out of them because I feel like that needed to happen because I understand people's perspective because when I came out with the video I said like


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[Assistant] Why isn't the trans community condemning this? And like, I understand people's perspective as far as like why do I have to like apologize for like a bad apple of trans whatever.


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[Assistant] But, the world isn't fair, and if we don't speak out, and if we don't make it clear that pedophilia is not welcome in the trans community, that hands the narrative over to only far right people who are going to paint us with a pedophile brush, and I don't wanna like, be in a world where people think that I'm a fucking pedo because I'm trans, that's disgusting.


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[Assistant] He just, he's just turned into a complete, like, reply guy on Twitter. Like, that's just what he is now.


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[Assistant] For me, it was more so like not like, I'm not expecting like Susie who works at Walmart and happens to be trans to speak out about it. Okay, I don't expect that. But it's more like, okay, the activists who have platforms of hundreds of thousands or millions of followers online and the activists who


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[Assistant] Like, basically set in motion these laws that enable this predator to like, abuse them. They should probably say something.


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[Assistant] They should probably make a clear difference that like, we are not that, that is not us. That's my thing. It was just like, those of us that are public. And there's, I think there's been one other that has, which is Kat Blaque.


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[Assistant] She's such a dumb bitch, oh my god. She's just really, just a dumb bitch.


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[Assistant] Uh, she didn't defend Jessica, but her entire video is making her the victim. Like, why do I have to answer for this? And it's like, it's not about you answering for this, it's like, can we just be an example to people who don't get it that we're not fucking pedos? It's like, not that- it sucks that we have to do it, but just like, do it. If you're a trans activist, do it.


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[Assistant] It is, but you know what, I guess maybe I'm just like an optimist, but I actually feel like a lot of people can be converted from like...


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I'm rethinking my views of trans people now.


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[Assistant] Jessica's only real argument in that debate was like, well the law in Canada, the law, and it's like, we get it, like.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know any concrete evidence of like physical contact with a little girl or anything, but I do know that...


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[Assistant] There have been young girls, like, we're talking 12 years old, 13 years old, tweeting as far back as 2011. Everyone please block Jessica Yuneev, Jonathan Yuneev at the time, on Twitter. He's asking me weird questions. There's tweets, like, almost a decade back. So...


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[Assistant] I don't know, we can either think that in a decade it's been only online or that this person's really talked to someone and I will say in the video that I did, I asked him.


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[Assistant] And he smirked. And he said no. Like he smirked. Who the fuck smirks to a question like that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so uhm, fuck pedophiles and fuck pedophiles that try to use uhm, the LGBT as a shield and try to wiggle their way in.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, the difference between Canada and the US is that in Canada, as Jessica said in the video, is that you can literally just walk into the DMV looking completely like a man and be like, I'm a woman, put an F on my ID. Whereas in the US, and I can speak from experience, you have to go to a doctor, you have to get sign-offs, you have to go to court, you have to do a lot of stuff, and so there's like a bar of entry.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and so that's what leads to Jessica being able to go in the fucking bathroom and like, diddle girls. Right. Because he can just say, I'm a woman.


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[Assistant] That are latching on in the community that I have, I can't relate to in any sort of way.


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[Assistant] That's what's strange. Because most, like, I mean, we live in LA, there's trans women everywhere, like, drive anywhere there's trans women walking around, like, a lot. And like, I relate to a lot of actual, trans-actual women that I meet, right?


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[Assistant] I don't relate to the Jessica Keeney of the world. I don't relate to the genderqueer people of the world. I don't relate to the people who think that being trans is having a septum piercing. Like, I don't relate to that, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think there's a lot of people that latch on because they want to feel special.


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[Assistant] I won't say names, but I will say this. There's a lot of- and we're not talking-


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[Assistant] There's a lot of rappers, and we're not talking soundcloud rappers, we're talking like A-list and B-list and C-list rappers, who, like, their favorite thing in the world is the trans women that live in LA. And like, unfortunately, a lot of them actually


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[Assistant] The beef I have is when trans women are treated really badly because they're kept a secret and like this guy has like a wife and that is always an issue but uhm, there's so many stories I know. I know a lot of people who are


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[Assistant] Escorts and have fucked every rapper you could ever think of. Yeah, a lot of that.


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[Assistant] No, I've considered it when I was younger and I, you know, there is a certain, it's sad, but there is a certain path for trans women and for a lot of them and what we perceive to be the path, which is like, we're never gonna get hired at real jobs, we're never gonna have real work, so we have to hook or we have to escort or we have to suck dick for money and it's like,


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[Assistant] That was a thing that I fell into for a moment when I was younger. I didn't actually end up doing it, but I went as far as ending up in a fucking hotel room with like a 50 year old man.


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[Assistant] And I was 18 or 19. Uhm, and I didn't even get as far as taking my clothes off and I had him take me home.


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[Assistant] Do sexual things for money, I really don't, but that's just not a path that I wanted to go down.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's for sure. Uhm, it's also like a lot of, I'm very lucky in that I have for the most part, really strong familial acceptance, so my family is cool.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have a fiancee, I'm self-sufficient, I pay my own bills, I pay for my apartment, like, all of that is good.


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[Assistant] But there are a lot of people who don't have any family support, don't have any money, don't have anything going on, and it's like, what else are you gonna do?


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[Assistant] And there's also the interesting dichotomy of like, a lot of the times we live in a world where like, people like to pretend as if trans women are so unwanted.


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[Assistant] No, it's not, uhm, it's definitely not, but there is something interesting to say about a world that maybe treats you like you're not wanted, but then having people behind closed doors wanting you.


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[Assistant] It's good, we're engaged, clearly, fiancé. Uhm, we haven't started planning the wedding yet, we're a little slow on that, but I believe in long engagements, I believe in...


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[Assistant] Season for everything, enjoy being boyfriend girlfriend, enjoy being fiancees, enjoy being husband and wife. Uhm, yeaah, it's good.


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[Assistant] You have to be very confident because I'm very confident and insecurity is the most unattractive quality to me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you have to understand that my life is fucking weird. I do YouTube for a living. Uh, you can't be jealous of that in any way, which is strange, because of my last relationship.


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[Assistant] Uhm, like I said earlier, when I went to do Shane Dawson's podcast, that was like my like big break or whatever. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so he was, he didn't have much going on in his life, so he was jealous of what I had going on. Uhm, also, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, you just have to accept that I'm fucking weird. My life is weird. It's unconventional. You have to be open. I'm not the kind of person you can hide dating with, because clearly I'm a public person. Not down to be anyone's secret. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Who like, every other month or some training thing, every training I know is loved by them.


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[Assistant] To anyone who wants to know and doesn't want to pretend like it's not a thing, it's clearly a thing.


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[Assistant] I guess what's just more comfortable for, like, trans people to talk about it is that, like, it's just like a different perspective. It's like...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I just think it's weird, just because I know that like, Tyga in particular has like,


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[Assistant] No, I've never done any drug. I've smoked weed, but that's like not-


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[Assistant] I'm not the hugest fan of smoking weed, it just makes me sleepy. It either makes me like laugh hysterically and look stupid or go to sleep.


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[Assistant] A lot of people in LA in general, it's like, the currency is attention.


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[Assistant] Housed. Whoa, keep the room over your head. Which is like, but it's toxic though, like I hate it, like I really try very hard not to look at numbers.


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[Assistant] Or I literally won't ever check, just like, because to me it's like, I check my analytics to see my money, make sure my money's okay.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I care about people's feedback, but to me it just makes me sick in my head thinking about it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've been feeling really creative lately, so I've been uploading more lately, but, uh, but before that, like yeaah, would you like maybe like every two weeks? Just because I have to feel really inspired because I don't want to fall in the trap of like what you said was like just shitting out stuff because, you know, I don't like that trap either.


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[Assistant] Like, recently I've been feeling really positive about YouTube just because, uhm,


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[Assistant] I'm just like on a pretty big grill spurt right now and like I'm making different kinds of content and I just feel good about it. But like, sometimes when you're in that rut of like...


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[Assistant] You know your next video has to be something you've already fucking talked about?


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[Assistant] But I also don't really feel like making a cheap AOC socks video. It's like, it's like, AOC socks, we all know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, for me, I'm feeling pretty good about where I'm at right now just because...


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[Assistant] I, I do feel like the whole Jessica You Need thing I just did was like much needed. And like, so I'm like, I'm pretty proud of what I've done in the past, like week or so with all of that, but.


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[Assistant] But I also like, it's interesting because despite like, me loving the videos I've done recently, I only uploaded yesterday.


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[Assistant] And I woke up today, like, what's my next one? Like, I'm stressed out, like, what's my next one? And it's like, it sucks that I can't ever just like, breathe.


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[Assistant] Just that he's so lovable. And like, I'll say this, like,


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[Assistant] There's a lot of people who are like nothing like their YouTube videos, right? Like there's their personality and like they can be the most loved person on YouTube and in real life you're like what a shitty fucking person.


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[Assistant] Like what an actually bad person. Shane is the exact same person and all those lovable qualities that makes him able to upload once a year and get like 20 million hits.


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[Assistant] I see that too. I think he kind of found out like what his niece is. He's like the uncle of YouTube. He's like, you go to him to feel good. You go to him to see him like help someone.


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[Assistant] Like, and I even, like, before he started making that content, whenever I would hang out with him, I would call him, like, my therapist, cause like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I know that he's filming like a really, really long thing with Jeffree Star right now. He does work really hard on those videos, like he's kind of in the mode of like, just in my opinion, it seems like he's kind of like...


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[Assistant] Uhm, like that comes out like once a year, but it's really fucking bomb when it comes out. That's like the kind of content she does. It's like documentary style, it's like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why, like, I'm thankful that, like, in the beginning of me doing YouTube, it was very much hardline politics, and then...


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[Assistant] I started realizing that people wanted to know more about like who I am and like my real life so I started doing more like lifestyle content and like content with my fiance and stuff like that and like


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[Assistant] That also did really well, so I'm really lucky. There's a lot of political channels that like, if they do anything but something political, it'll get like a tenth of the views. Whereas I can like, if I'm tired of politics and I don't want to do it for two weeks, then I can upload other stuff. Like, a video with Shane Dawson, which no one even, it's Shane Dawson clearly, but like,


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[Assistant] I like those ones. Did you see all the drama with Eugenia Cooney and Jacqueline?


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[Assistant] I was in like a weird spot because Jaclyn's one of my really good friends. And so is Shane. Yeaah. And I was like...


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[Assistant] Which I agree, because this hasn't actually been posted on YouTube, but uhm, a few days after the intervention that Jaclyn held for Eugenia, which in my opinion saved her life, uhm,


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[Assistant] Jacqueline was in the- we were going shopping at the Grove and Jacqueline played me, uh, like recordings of when the mom was calling Jacqueline.


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[Assistant] During the intervention, screaming at her, calling her a lesbian c-word, which she's not a lesbian, she has a boyfriend.


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[Assistant] Uhm, like telling her who would do this to their friend, which is so crazy because who wouldn't do that for their friend.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so the mom is definitely the problem, that's not really known. But I don't think that Shane manipulated anyone or I-I just feel like-


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[Assistant] Shane was probably like a little manipulated honestly. He probably was not shown the whole truth because that family doesn't want the whole truth to be shown.


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[Assistant] I have a theory, and I don't know, that Eugenia, because she is walking, talking clickbait,


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[Assistant] She probably, like, supports the mom. And it probably feeds the mom's, like...


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[Assistant] It's like, she's hella anorexic and the brother's fat, like in what world?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, that's a whole other thing. I feel like I have like low-key developed an eating disorder since moving here.


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[Assistant] And also, like, when I started moving to LA, I started doing interviews that are more of, like, full body and filmed at crazy angles and it was different than just, like, me, like, talking to my webcam, which was the first part of my YouTube journey. Uhm, and I started seeing, I was like,