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[Assistant] Number 3, Nolan Ryan vs Robin Ventura In his final year in the MLB, pitcher Nolan Ryan was no slouch when it came to throwing the heat. Take this fight with White Sox hitter Robin Ventura as all the evidence you need that he hadn't lost his edge.


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[Assistant] Most people would think a two-decade gap between fighters wouldn't make it fair, but this wasn't any ordinary matchup. Getting the third baseman in a headlock, Ryan delivers a few impressive blows to Ventura before it's all over. Each bench comes out in full force, turning the boxing match into a pylon. In the end, the Hall of Famer held his own and proved he hadn't lost any of his spunk.


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[Assistant] Number 2. Amir Garrett vs Pittsburgh Pirates Few fights in the history of Major League Baseball escalated quicker than this one between the Cincinnati Reds and the Pittsburgh Pirates.


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[Assistant] Talking with a coach, the pitcher decides to make a break for it and charge the Pirates. This might be one of the only instances where a player willingly charged the opponent's dugout. Throwing a haymaker at a cluster of Pittsburgh Pirates, Garrett connects before landing in the middle of a massive battle.


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[Assistant] Setting off a chain reaction, everybody gets involved before the umpires restore order to the diamond.


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[Assistant] Among the boldest beginnings in baseball fight history, this brawl was nothing short of insanity.


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[Assistant] Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions. Juan Marichal vs. John Roseboro. Marichal hits Roseboro with a bat in an infamous fight.


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[Assistant] Alex Rodriguez vs. Jason Veritek. A Yankees and Red Sox rivalry gets physical as Veritek goes for A-Rod.


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[Assistant] Angels vs Dodgers. A bunt turns into a brawl as Chan Ho Park challenges pitcher Tim Belcher.


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[Assistant] There's rarely been such a chaotic baseball brawl as the one that happened in 1984. The Padres met the Braves for a hectic game punctuated by a few ejections for intentionally hitting batters.


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[Assistant] Still, that paled in comparison to what happened after reliever Craig Lefferts hit Pasquale Perez, setting off a firestorm. Both benches emptied faster than a rocket as they duked it out. Several fights lined the infield as the players went nuts.


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[Assistant] It might not be an honor to be considered the craziest baseball fight in history, but this moment certainly takes the top prize.


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[Assistant] I was at peace with that decision. Totally, 100%. You know, I felt ready.


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[Assistant] The Cold War was in two parts. One was the nuclear arms race. The other part was the third world where we were pretty much in competition.


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[Assistant] We, the jury and the above entitled action find the defendant or jaw or enthal James Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder in violation of penal code section 187 a a felony upon Nicole Brown Simpson.


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[Assistant] You know he won the race and it was just like in his head all he wanted was a big glass of milk. And so he gets in victory lane and he chugs the milk. Legend has it that this scene was noticed by


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[Assistant] It consists of chokes, submission holes, joint locks, and it's a very strategic way to fight on the ground.


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[Assistant] He wins a brilliant race. It's a sensational drive for Button. What a victory.


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[Assistant] She hurled herself over head first. So they disqualified to last jump.


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[Assistant] Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 worst sports teams of all time.


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[Assistant] For this list we'll be ranking the sports teams that either suffered long standing losing streaks, or that otherwise endured bouts of ill luck. We'll be including a cross selection of sports, rather than focusing upon any particular pastime. Are you a fan of any of these teams? Show your support in the comments.


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[Assistant] Number 10. The 1971 Buffalo Bills.


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[Assistant] The Buffalo Bills had only been an NFL franchise for a year prior to their 1971 season. However, we wouldn't have blamed the Bills for just calling it quits after this. Their performance was so dismal. Buffalo only mustered a single win


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[Assistant] Number nine, the 1935 Boston Braves.


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[Assistant] Here, it was the iconic Babe Ruth. Although, not even the Bambino could salvage the Brave's 1935 season.


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[Assistant] Ruth had joined on with the Braves as a vice president, assistant manager, and player, but the team still came in dead last at the end of the day. The Babes' best days were clearly behind him, and he would officially retire later on in 1935.


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[Assistant] Boston did win its opening day game against the Yankees, but Ruth's inability to field and physical deterioration were just part of the writing on the wall.


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[Assistant] Setting league records isn't always a good thing, or something which to strive for. Case in point?


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[Assistant] That time when the New Jersey Nets made NBA history by losing their first 18 games.


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[Assistant] To make things worse, the Nets only mustered up two wins out of their first 30 games. This set the stage for a truly depressing season. One that only got worse as the Nets kept setting records in the wrong direction.


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[Assistant] Finally, the team tied one infamous record, being one of an elite few with the worst 50 game record. Yikes.


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[Assistant] The San Jose Sharks, much like the 1971 Bills, were another franchise to suffer a sophomore slump. This time it was in the NHL, and a franchise that seemed destined to set more negative records. How negative, you may ask?


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[Assistant] Not bad enough. Well, the San Jose Sharks also set a league record for most losses in a single season. But wait, there's more.


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[Assistant] Hockey is, historically speaking, a low-scoring game. Yet the Sharks somehow managed to allow the Calgary Flames to score 13, count of 13 unanswered goals.


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[Assistant] The franchise had already played over 40 seasons in the league, but did take on a fresh new head coach for that season.


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[Assistant] It didn't start off well, with the 76ers losing 11 of their first 14 games. The point spread was also bad for Philadelphia, as a number of their games saw the 76ers losing by over 50 points.


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[Assistant] It only got worse from there. Unfortunately, with their coach Doug Mo being fired halfway through the season.


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[Assistant] The 76ers ended up with a 26 and 56 average. By the time the 1993 season mercifully came to a close, the Sixers would ultimately top that mark with a 10 and 72 record during the 2015-16 season.


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[Assistant] Number 5. The 1980-1981 Winnipeg Jets. The Winnipeg Jets were a fresh-faced team back in 1980, ready for their second season in the NHL.


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[Assistant] It was not to be, however, and they only managed to win 9 out of 80 games. They also allowed tons of goals during their time losing, to the tune of about 400. Meanwhile, their own goal percentage barely cracked 250 for the entire season.


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[Assistant] It was the sort of experience where a player just had to dust themselves off and hope for better things during the following year.


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[Assistant] Number 4. The 1899 Cleveland Spiders.


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[Assistant] You could be forgiven for not knowing about the Cleveland spiders.


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[Assistant] After all, this was a franchise that competed in the American Association back in the 1880s, before eventually making it to the National League.


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[Assistant] It was their last year in said league that was most infamous, however, and the reason why they made this list. This was due to the team ownership also overseeing another team in St. Louis and deciding to switch all of Cleveland's best players to that city.


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[Assistant] As a result, the spiders never had a chance.


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[Assistant] It became so bad that fans and visiting teams stopped showing up, and Cleveland was forced to play all of its games on the road.


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[Assistant] Number three, the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay was most certainly justified in celebrating their team's 2021 Super Bowl win over the Kansas City Chiefs. That's because many fans remember when the Buccaneers were an absolute laughingstock.


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[Assistant] We're talking about seasons like Tampa Bay in 1976, their first year on the job. This NFL debut was infamous for the Bucs losing every game. That's right, every single game. They went 0-14 for the season, including nearly half of those where the Bucs went scoreless.


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[Assistant] It sounds like something of a sports nightmare, but this was very, very real. The Buccaneers had a lot of work to do, and it wouldn't be until 2003 when the team finally won their first Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Grenschen FC is a Swiss team that was notable for winning that country Swiss Cup back in 1959. That's essentially where the dream dies there for Grenschen, however, as evidenced by this disastrous 2014-2015 season.


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[Assistant] The team came in dead last in their Group 2 division, losing an astonishing 23 matches out of 26. Grinchin also lost 9 of these matches in a row, including one match where the margin of loss was 10. Believe it or not.


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[Assistant] We definitely would not have wanted to be in their shoes or make that cleats on that day.


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[Assistant] Number one, the 2008 Detroit Lions.


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[Assistant] One silver lining for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers was the fact that they've won two Super Bowls. The Detroit Lions, tragically, have never gone all the way. And this not so fun fact is compounded, historically, by the franchise's disastrous 2008 season.


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[Assistant] The Lions went winless that year, and made even worse history by losing 16 games as opposed to the Bucs 14. Their defense was particularly dismal, allowing over 500 total points. There isn't even a silver lining here. We just honestly feel bad for Detroit.


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[Assistant] The good news is, although slightly deflated, the mascot was okay.


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[Assistant] That's the quickest time he's moved all year. We gotta mark that down.


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[Assistant] And now Barclay gets into it and he in Lambeer. And now there are some punches thrown.


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[Assistant] Now we got a little, not a little melee, a big melee, and there were punches thrown.


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[Assistant] And the O in Motown officially stands for O in 16, the first of its kind in NFL history.


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[Assistant] Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 most dramatic F1 moments ever.


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[Assistant] We're looking at the celebrated motorsports most hair-raising crashes, epic last lap efforts, and heated rivalries from the mid-20th century to the most recent 2021 season. Which of these history-making clashes and controversies would you rank number one? What's an F1 moment you'll never forget? Let us know in the comments below. Number 10. The closest F1 finish.


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[Assistant] Formula One viewers today are spoiled with advanced technology that intricately tracks and records timing down to ten thousandths of a second.


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[Assistant] Yet the final lap of the 1971 Italian Grand Prix, when timing could only be calculated down to two decimal places, boasts the closest F1 finish, with the top five finishers separated by just over half a second.


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[Assistant] Monza, pre-Chicanes, was the fastest track on the 1971 schedule, and the record-breaking speeds meant the grueling race was plagued with engine-related retirements.


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[Assistant] So when a pack of unexpected leaders found themselves out front with less than 10 laps remaining, Peter Geffen gave it his all, racing out of the final corner to edge out the win by just one hundredth of a second.


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[Assistant] Number nine. A championship hunt in the wet. Formula One's Japanese debut is remembered for heavy race day reigns. And the controversial decision to proceed with the race was met with severe protests from teams and drivers. And they're off!


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[Assistant] Working from fifth, Hunt passed two cars in the last three laps to win the championship title by just one point, something he didn't realize until he stepped out of his car.


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[Assistant] It's a familiar sight to see Lewis Hamilton rounding the final corner of his home race in first place, but at the 2020 British Grand Prix, visions of fireworks and popping champagne turned to clouds of sparks and popping Corellis.


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[Assistant] With just a few laps to go, the Mercedes garage held their breath when Valtteri Bottas dropped off the pace with a puncture and all eyes were on race leader Hamilton.


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[Assistant] Number 7. Brabham's push to the finish line.


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[Assistant] Entering the final race of the season, Jack Brabham, Sterling Moss, and Tony Brooks were all in contention for the championship title.


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[Assistant] However, when Moss retired early with a gearbox issue and Brooks dropped down the order after a teammate collision, Brabham just had to finish the race. With the title in his sights, Brabham's car ran out of fuel on the final straight.


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[Assistant] Brabham buckled down, knowing he just had to take the checkered flag without any help, and pushed his car across the line to finish fourth and win the title.


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[Assistant] Damon Hill entered the final race of the season just one point behind rival Michael Schumacher.


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[Assistant] Schumacher took an early lead while Hill, running in second, fell back. That is, until Schumacher brushed the wall and Hill took his chance, driving down the inside. Schumacher turned in on his rival and was knocked out of the race on two wheels, but Hill's damaged suspension ruined his chance of winning the title.


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[Assistant] Number five, Collins hands over his car. Nicknamed El Maestro or The Master, Juan Manuel Fanjio was well on his way to his fourth series title heading into the final race of the 1956 season.


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[Assistant] Ferrari teammate Peter Collins and rival Jean Berrat could claim the title if they won and Fantio finished with no points. However, when Berrat retired and Fantio's car suffered a broken steering arm,


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[Assistant] Collins was primed to take it all. Ferrari ordered Luigi Musso to give his car to his championship leading teammate, but Musso ignored the call.


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[Assistant] Number 4, Arnaud vs Villeneuve. Considered by many to be the greatest battle in Formula One history, it's hard to believe René Arnaud and Gilles Villeneuve's famous dijon fight was actually for second place.


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[Assistant] The drivers swapped positions back and forth over the final few laps in a stunning display of pure nerve and determination, coupled with perfectly precise racing skill. Arnoux entered the last lap in front as the French crowd roared, but Villeneuve passed Arnoux into the first turn.


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[Assistant] When Arnaud attempted to fight back, the two touched wheels, sending Villeneuve off the racing line, making contact three times. They headed into the final corner of the track too abreast, until Villeneuve pulled ahead to win the position by just 0.24 seconds. And Villeneuve is second! Number three, Senna versus Prost, Suzuka, 1989.


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[Assistant] The boiling point in Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost's legendary rivalry remains a controversial debate to this day. Prost led the championship and the race, but six laps from the finish, Senna fought to pull alongside his rival. Neither driver would heed the position. Prost closed the door, and the teammates collided.


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[Assistant] Just assumed he'd won the championship. And even though Senna restarted his car and finished the race, the Brazilian was later disqualified for improperly rejoining the track.


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[Assistant] The controversy nearly caused Senna to quit the sport, and the rage would build to Suzuka the following season, when Senna refused to yield into the opening corner and crashed into Prost with vicious intent motivated by the previous year.


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[Assistant] Martin Brundle's iconic Is That Glock echoed the disbelief of everyone watching the 2008 title-deciding finale.


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[Assistant] Lewis Hamilton was just seven points ahead of Felipe Massa. But Massa led the race while Hamilton soon fell back after complications.


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[Assistant] With eight laps to go, it began to rain, forcing the frontrunners to pit for wet tires, except for Timo Glock. After running wide, Hamilton was still in sixth place when Massa crossed the finish line in first.


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[Assistant] The title looked to be messes, but Glock had lost all grip. In the final bend, Hamilton took back fifth place to win his first title by an unbelievably close margin.


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[Assistant] In a last-lap sentiment that would take on an entirely different meaning in 2021, Hamilton was rendered speechless. Before we unveil our number one pick, here are some honorable mentions.


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[Assistant] Sertiz wins the title, a British trio's last-lap showdown.


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[Assistant] Fangio Flat Out, El Maestro's famous drive to victory.


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[Assistant] Number 1. The 2021 Championship Decider.


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[Assistant] While the aftermath of the 2021 season has seen controversial speculations fly about the finale feeling a little too similar to a Hollywood script, the rivalry between seven-time world champion Lewis Hamilton and young up-and-comer Max Verstappen was action-packed up until the very last lap.


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[Assistant] Placing several lapped cars between the rivals. However, in a last minute reversal, lapped cars were let past the safety car, leveling the leaders with one final green flag lap to race.


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[Assistant] Verstappen on newer tires passed Hamilton, and while Hamilton fought up to the very last corner, Verstappen would emerge victorious to win his first championship title.


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[Assistant] As once again, we see wheels coming loose once again. We see the safety car.


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[Assistant] The final whistle was the cue for Russian fans to launch a determined assault on England supporters in the stadium, forcing them to scatter.


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[Assistant] In celebrity culture, there are plenty of bandwagon sports fans. But there's also a select group of diehards too. I love it, it's so exciting. It's like a little slice of heaven for me. Welcome to WatchMojo.com.


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[Assistant] And today, we're counting down our picks for the top 10 celebrities that are big sports fans. Before we begin, we publish new videos every day, so be sure to subscribe for more great content.


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[Assistant] For this list, we're focusing on relevant pop culture figures that have stayed loyal to their favorite teams over the years.


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[Assistant] Number 10, Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry, it's your pitch!


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[Assistant] Born and raised in New York, this iconic comedian never actually played organized baseball as a kid, but he can certainly relate to the strategy.


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[Assistant] Back in 1986, Jerry Seinfeld earned World Series cred by attending the New York Mets' infamous Game 6. The Buckner Game.


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[Assistant] While many people don't appreciate the sport's slow-paced style, Jerry embraces the day-to-day grind and technique, an old-school ideal in the age of backflips and personal promotions.


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[Assistant] Of course, sports were an integral part of the Seinfeld TV series, and Jerry's love most definitely extends beyond the small screen.


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[Assistant] Back in 1993, this Illinois native appeared in the football classic, Rudy. And he later broke down the specifics of Sega Genesis hockey and swingers.


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[Assistant] So that being said, Vince Vaughn's real-life relationship with sports is no act, as he's loyal to Chicago sports, most notably the Chicago Blackhawks. No, he's not one of those annoying, egotistical celebrity sports fans, as he's keen on good old-fashioned respect, and once even picked up a dinner tab for Tampa Bay's visiting coach, John Cooper.


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[Assistant] In other words, Vince is the kind of guy that keeps it classy, while still maintaining a competitive spirit at ChiTown sporting events.


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[Assistant] This American humorist has been on record about his love for sports. In fact, Billy Crystal was a guest speaker at Muhammad Ali's funeral in 2016. He's a traditional kind of guy. A New York native with fond memories of the great Mickey Mantle.


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[Assistant] Furthermore, Crystal signed a one-day contract with the Yankees in 2008, and his thorough understanding of the franchise's culture has led to some hilarious sports impressions. Whereas some Hollywood actors attend events for the publicity, Billy has always been loyal to the game.


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[Assistant] Believe it or not, Boston natives have a unique relationship with sports. And if you don't believe that, you should learn more about Ben Affleck's strong feelings for the New England Patriots. Go Pats! And check out his 2016 appearance on Bill Simmons' Any Given Wednesday.


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[Assistant] While promoting his film The Accountants that same year, Ben hilariously reacted to a patriot's loss. Further proof that he's actively engaged with his favorite gridiron gang.


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[Assistant] So, Ben's not the kind of celebrity sports fanatic that occasionally makes reference to his teams. He's fully invested in daily developments and realizes how social media trolls can tarnish the image of his beloved pets.


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[Assistant] Before she was cast in Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street, Margot reportedly put her audition tape on hold to make a New York Rangers game. And she even plays amateur hockey in Hollywood.


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[Assistant] In 2017, the entire internet learned of Margot's hockey passion, as her fandom evolved into a trending meme. Surely an instant classic.


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[Assistant] Margot doesn't mess around, and her true squad is first and foremost the New York Rangers.


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[Assistant] Number five, Drake. Born and raised in Toronto, this hip-hop star supports his city and certainly the local NBA team. In fact, Drake is such a huge Raptors fan that Drake Night has actually become a thing.


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[Assistant] Why not? After all, the emcee has been a long time fan, and his fame has given much deserved attention to one of the Eastern Conference's most hyped teams. At least during the Kyle Lowry-Demar DeRozan years. In 2013, Drake earned the title of Global Ambassador for his franchise loyalty.


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[Assistant] Just as he's become an elite pop culture celeb, he's managed to help transform Toronto into an elite NBA destination.


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[Assistant] Like super geeked out. If you watched a Kentucky Wildcats home basketball game, chances are you've seen this American actress keeping it 100.


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[Assistant] Having attended the University of Kentucky, Ashley Judd has long been vocal about her support, and she's one of those diehard celebrity fans that even younger basketball fans can probably identify, even if they can't necessarily name one of her films. Judd's an established Hollywood actress, and her collegiate fandom has created a deep bond with Kentucky alumni and staff.


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[Assistant] Ashley's also a controversial tweeter, and she sparked controversial reactions from internet trolls and fellow diehards. Even so, she is not one to back down when it comes to UK.


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[Assistant] Jack Nicholson has also been courtside at countless NBA classics, all the while trolling opponents and even referees.


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[Assistant] He's not a nasty Hollywood sports celebrity, just a guy that appreciates good basketball. A cinema icon that people fully expect to see during good times and bad. Like fellow celebrity sports fan Billy Crystal, Jack grew up on the East Coast and also roots for the Yankees. But the Lakers have become his adopted team.


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[Assistant] In terms of La La Land, Jax established a legacy beyond movies, and he's invited a variety of A-listers and family members to join him over the years.


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[Assistant] Like so many great American comedy actors, this man was born and raised in the Chicago region.


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[Assistant] Throughout his lifetime, Bill Murray has supported the city's sports franchises, and he became a trending social media topic in 2016 thanks to his love for the Chicago Cubs.


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[Assistant] By taking down the Cleveland Indians, the Cubbies won their first World Series since 1908, which prompted Murray and so many other Chi-Town celebrities to celebrate the experience.


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[Assistant] Bill Murray's clearly a passionate sports fan, and social media has offered us a glimpse into his special relationship with the Windy City.


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[Assistant] ESPN aired a documentary entitled Winning Time. Reggie Miller versus the New York Knicks. Featuring the supreme fandom of this American filmmaker.


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[Assistant] As one of the more outspoken celebrity sports fans, Spike Lee stays true to his East Coast bravado when attending Knicks games, and NBA players can expect plenty of trash talk when he's courtside.


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[Assistant] See you later, Spike, he says. In Los Angeles, there's more of a relaxed feel in celebrity sports culture. But at Manhattan's Madison Square Garden, Lee doesn't let anybody off the hook, and makes his presence known.


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[Assistant] And so, not only is Spike Lee an iconic New York City filmmaker, he's also one of the more notable names in basketball culture too, as everybody knows what team he supports.


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[Assistant] I think me and Nick both have a lot of pressure. I kind of look at it, we're both in a must win position.


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[Assistant] Good for Wayne Gretzky and the LA Kings, but I think a move that'll be beneficial to the game of hockey.


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[Assistant] I think it was a disgraceful performance from a captain who got his sums wrong today, and I think it should never be permitted to happen again.


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[Assistant] It transcended to sport. It was a national win for the country.


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[Assistant] Couldn't have been alive and not feel wonderful about it.


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[Assistant] He's remembered for what he might have done and that suspicion that maybe he didn't really do it.


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[Assistant] Or didn't know what he was doing because he was an ignorant southern boy.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's what makes him most famous of all.


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[Assistant] HIV virus that I have attained, uh, I will have to retire from the Lakers.


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[Assistant] Since I've been the Leafs coach, that's the best night I've had since I've been here by 10 miles.


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[Assistant] They are the Dallas Cowboys. America's team.


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[Assistant] The Golden State Warriors have handed the Cleveland Cavaliers their first loss at home in the postseason and they take a command.


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[Assistant] We didn't care how many points we were down. Our whole goal was to run you into the ground.


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[Assistant] I always dreamed of playing in the NBA, dreamed of being an All-Star, but I never dreamed of being in the MVP, so.


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[Assistant] It was hard to turn down this opportunity. Uhm, it's obviously uhm, one of the premier organizations, not just in hockey, but in sports.


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[Assistant] Antarctica was by far, uhm, the most difficult shoot I've ever done. I'm from Florida, it was freezing cold.


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[Assistant] His coolness under fire. What he'd accomplished with Les as a collegiate quarterback.


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[Assistant] Were the ingredients that were necessary for the Giants to go forth and win.


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[Assistant] You know, one of the things that John Williams started to say about, you know, what competitive greatness is, and that is having the ability to, to be your absolute best when your best is needed.


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[Assistant] It hurt a little bit, but at the end of the day, uhm, my life is out of my hands.


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[Assistant] I think I'll fit in in any system. I know how to get out of the way.


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[Assistant] New Year's Day 1963 dawned with much anticipation at Pasadena, as number one ranked USC Trojans and second-rated Wisconsin Badgers prepared to do battle.


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[Assistant] The last play of the game looks harmless in the scorebook. A punt. But look how close it was to being blocked.


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[Assistant] Wisconsin fans will tell you to this day, they just ran out of time. Trojan fans will tell you they were the undefeated untied national champions of the 1962 season and winners of one of the most exciting Rose bowls ever on January 1st, 1963.


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[Assistant] Bannister has pushed himself to the limit of physical endurance, but he speaks modestly of his epic achievement.


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[Assistant] Paul has just set a new NFL record as he gets up across the 25 to the 26 yard line. We've just seen history in Baltimore fans.


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[Assistant] This could be a triple play. It will be. Unassisted. Troy 2 Lewicki on a live shot.


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[Assistant] What in the devil are you gonna do if they win it all? Oh my god. I guess I'll probably die.


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[Assistant] Number ten. Welcome to the jungle. Guns and roses.


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[Assistant] This Guns N' Roses classic is a staple due to its ferocity and menacing message. With lyrics like, I wanna watch you bleed, this angsty tune sends a message to the opposing team.


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[Assistant] Letting them know that they are in for a hard time. With Axl's loud, screeching voice and the thunderous roar of the guitar, this song is definitely one to get any sports fan off their feet and screaming along with fearless lyrics.


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[Assistant] Number nine. Start me up. The Rolling Stones.


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[Assistant] This classic sports anthem almost never saw the light of day, and surprisingly, started out as a reggae influenced track.


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[Assistant] When convinced to release it on their 1981 album, Tattoo You, the band had no idea they would be creating a sporting phenomenon.


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[Assistant] Filled with double entendres and a classic guitar riff, the track never fails to get the crowd singing along and doing air guitar in the middle of the aisle.


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[Assistant] Number eight. Seven Nation Army. The White Stripes.


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[Assistant] This classic from the husband-wife duo really gets the blood pumping. From the loud thunderous punch of the guitar during the chorus and the fighting spirit of the lyrics, this song lets the opposing team know that they are in for a fight.


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[Assistant] With the slow and steady beat of the verses, it builds the crowd's anticipation before unleashing the loud chaos of the chorus.


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[Assistant] It's a song that builds in pressure, and it does the same thing for its audience.


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[Assistant] Number seven, Thunderstruck, ACDC.


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[Assistant] This hard rock classic from ACDC finds a spot in nearly every sports arena. It's used as the opening song for the Chicago White Sox and Washington Nationals in baseball, as well as the Los Angeles Kings in hockey.


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[Assistant] It's a fitting start to a game with an immediately recognizable opening guitar riff and the bombastic bass of the chorus. Arguably one of the band's heaviest tunes, this song gets the crowd pumped and energized for the game to come.


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[Assistant] Number six. Rock and roll part two. Gary Glitter.


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[Assistant] Is there anyone out there who doesn't associate this song with sports? Released in 1972, the track was split into two parts. The first having vocals, and the second, which is the one played at most events, being purely instrumental.


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[Assistant] It is so popular that the New Jersey Devils use it as their goal song. And when they tried to replace it, fans were outraged and demanded it returned.


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[Assistant] Forever linked to sports, Rock and Roll Part 2 will have the crowd singing Hey and pumping their fists in the air.


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[Assistant] Number five, the final countdown, Europe.


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[Assistant] Job Bluth would be so proud of us for putting this song on our list.


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[Assistant] This synth-heavy tune from Swedish band Europe may appear to be just another glam metal song from the 80s, but it caught on in the sporting events and has remained popular ever since due to its catchy and memorable hook.


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[Assistant] Number four. Get ready for this. Two unlimited.


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[Assistant] A defining pump-up jam, this song becomes immediately infectious due to the upbeat nature of the lyrics and catchy instrumental hooks.


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[Assistant] Used as the introductory song for many sports teams, including the New York Yankees and Montreal Canadiens, Get Ready For This plays at nearly every sporting event around the world. Y'all ready for this?


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[Assistant] It has even found itself a mainstay in sports-related movies, such as Space Jam and Happy Gilmore, proving that this tune and sports are intrinsically linked. You simply cannot have one without the other.


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[Assistant] Number three. Song two. Blur. Woohoo!


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[Assistant] Featuring the signature woohoo over the loud, nearly unintelligible lyrics of the rest of the song,


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[Assistant] This alternative rock anthem always has fans pumping their fists in the air and woohooing along.


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[Assistant] Number 2, Eye of the Tiger. Survivor.


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[Assistant] Number one, we will rock you.


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[Assistant] This Arena Rock tune is a surefire way to get a crowd pumped up and singing along.


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[Assistant] My first impression of Oakland Raiders was, uh, that they were violent and they were, uh,


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[Assistant] A little rough around the edges, and I think that's what I liked about it.


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[Assistant] That's the quickest time he's moved all year. We gotta mark that down.


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[Assistant] He says you don't make fun of me or my ball club.


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[Assistant] For raw talent, he was one of the quickest defensive ends I saw, and unfortunately with the injury, we never had a chance to see the sustained quickness.


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[Assistant] I don't think his career was ever the same when Bo Jackson ran him over for a touchdown. You saw that he had that kind of sleek body and speed, but it never did translate into the NFL.


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[Assistant] Sports are supposed to bring enjoyment to the masses, but these events were marred by tragedy.


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[Assistant] Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 tragic sports deaths.


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[Assistant] For this list, we're focusing on fatalities that occurred in game, or at least on the playing field, to athletes and spectators.


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[Assistant] That means we've excluded deaths that happened outside of the sporting arena. Like the plane crashes that killed the KHL's locomotive Yaroslavl hockey team.


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[Assistant] After the 1958 Munich air disaster, the killed members of the Manchester United Football Club.


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[Assistant] Terrorist attacks like 2013's Boston Marathon bombing or the Munich Massacre at 1972's Olympics will also be left off.


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[Assistant] As a warning, some of these scenes are graphic in nature, so this list is not for the faint of heart.


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[Assistant] This Cuban fighter was defending his welterweight title against Emil Griffith on March 24th, 1962.


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[Assistant] The two boxers had previously each won one fight against each other. So naturally, this one would be seen as the tiebreaker.


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[Assistant] In the 12th round, Griffith knocked out Perrett along the ropes and kept hitting him before referee Ruby Goldstein finally intervened.


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[Assistant] Haaretz soon fell into a coma and died 10 days later from brain hemorrhaging.


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[Assistant] Not only was this the fight that took the sport of boxing off television regularly until the 1970s, it also led some pundits to question whether it should be a sport at all.


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[Assistant] She won four gold medals at the Winter X Games and played a huge role in the inclusion of the superpipe skiing event during the 2014 Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia.


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[Assistant] But this Canadian freestyler's expertise unfortunately couldn't save her from a training exercise gone wrong.


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[Assistant] Sadly, her death came almost two years before the Super Pipe's debut at the Olympics, an event in which Burke was favored to medal.


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[Assistant] On January 13th, 1968, Masterton, playing for the Minnesota North Stars, took a brutal but clean hit when two players collided with him.


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[Assistant] He sustained serious head injuries from the hit itself and when his head hit the ice. And ultimately, he passed away two days later.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, that ended on November 25th, 2014, when Hughes was struck in the neck after having missed a hookshot to a bouncer.


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[Assistant] This led to a brain hemorrhage caused by a vertebral artery dissection. After being placed in a coma, Hughes never woke up, and he died three days before his 26th birthday.


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[Assistant] Hues may not have died in vain. This incident caused redesigns in batting helmets that could prevent similar depths in the future.


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[Assistant] Sadly, Hart's career in the ring was cut short in May of 1999 when an equipment malfunction while he was being lowered into the ring during an event caused him to fall 78 feet.


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[Assistant] Dale Earnhardt's legacy will live on throughout the NASCAR circuit, as he is regarded as a legend.


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[Assistant] Beth will forever be remembered as one of the darkest days in the sports history.


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[Assistant] On the final lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001, a three-car accident involving Earnhardt, Sterling Marlin and Ken Schrader saw Dale Sr. run into a wall.


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[Assistant] However, hours before the opening ceremonies on February 12th, tragedy struck.


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[Assistant] Georgian lugeur Nodar Kumariteshvili died during a practice run at the Whistler Sliding Center when he lost control of his luge at over 89 miles per hour and flew into an unprotected steel pole.


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[Assistant] His death cast a shadow over the games and saw the luge starting positions moved to ensure reduced speeds on the track.


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[Assistant] Umar Itashvili, who was 21 years old at the time, would have been making his Olympic debut.


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[Assistant] A three-time world champion, the experienced Brazilian driver lost his life after driving off the racetrack and crashing into a concrete wall at 145 miles per hour during the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix.


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[Assistant] Senna's death capped off a horrible weekend for the sport. Aside from various other minor incidents, fellow driver Roland Ratzenberger had passed away a day earlier during qualification.


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[Assistant] Fortunately, these high-profile incidents prompted the establishment of new safety procedures, hopefully averting similar misfortunes.


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[Assistant] The only team entry on our list. These deaths are among the most horrific and mysterious in sports history.


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[Assistant] We'll preface this story by saying that the place on earth that receives the most lightning strikes per year is found in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.


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[Assistant] That ominous fact takes us to October 1998, when, during a match between Ben Achadi and Basanga, lightning struck in the country, killing all 11 players from Ben Achadi, but leaving the home team completely unscathed.


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[Assistant] Roughly 30 others received burns, and due to local superstitions, some believe the lightning strike was the result of dark magic and witchcraft.


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[Assistant] Before we unveil our number one pick, here are some honorable mentions.


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[Assistant] Number one, the 1955 Le Mans disaster.


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[Assistant] This is the only entry on our list to not only highlight the deaths of athletes, but also of fans.


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[Assistant] regarded as the worst incident in the history of motorsports. The disaster occurred in June 1955 at the 24 Hours of Le Mans event in an era before many of the safety precautions we know today were put in place.


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[Assistant] During lap 35, a collision caused driver Pierre Levesque and his vehicle to fly through the air.


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[Assistant] Ultimately, the Mercedes-Benz landed on a concrete wall, exploded and burst into flame, killing Lavec and sending debris from the wreckage flying into the crowd, where it killed an estimated 83 spectators and injured 120 more.


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[Assistant] Do you agree with our list? Which tragic sports death do you remember the most?


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[Assistant] The sport has been a hit in several countries, with basketball clubs having been established in Germany, the Netherlands, Portugal, Brazil, Romania, Ecuador and Saudi Arabia.


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[Assistant] What a play, what a spin around, a standing ovation material.


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[Assistant] This catch is amazing. One-handed, pulls it down, hips down, inbounds.


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[Assistant] It's amazing to think this is his 54th appearance for his country.


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[Assistant] Look at this goal from Junior.


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[Assistant] It was here that Cruyff provided us with a truly unforgettable FIFA World Cup moment.


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[Assistant] A bicycle kick to enjoy. Simply magical.


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[Assistant] Now apparently the ICC has come up with a new ruling that there's got to be another steel wire that goes slightly lower and then connects to the lower, uh, actual grid.


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[Assistant] Here you have a young athlete who lost his life.


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[Assistant] In pursuing his passion, he had a dream to participate in the Olympic Games. He trained hard and he had this fatal accident. I have no words.


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[Assistant] We, we don't even have speedometers in the cars. We don't care.


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[Assistant] Uh, all we wanna know is if we're in control.


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[Assistant] He puts pressure on him, he lands blows, but Andrew, a former kickboxer,


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[Assistant] I don't wanna beat your ass at rumors. I don't wanna beat your ass on the track with Miss Gates.


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[Assistant] Best of luck in Utah. I knew I could count on you.


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[Assistant] There's just a horrible feeling of dread. By this stage, I strongly felt that Joe had been killed the previous day and that now I was going to die as some sort of form of, you know, retribution.


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[Assistant] We're gonna be doing well if either of us get out of this now.


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[Assistant] That offense started cooking late in the year too. They started, they were a problem for people. They were a real problem for people. DeAndre Hopkins going to Arizona is kind of a buzzkill for me though. Now unless Arizona is going to make a big run at the playoffs,


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[Assistant] I thought he could have been like a reason why a team goes from boom to bang. I think the Cardinals have a lot more to fix like potentially on the defensive side of the ball. But if he would end up with, let's say the Colts or the Packers or another team that needs the Patriots who need a weapon, he's, he's like one player that could have taken somebody right over the motherfucking hump. And now in Arizona, it's like, oh, we still got some time.


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[Assistant] I floated that out on the show this morning, uhm, and a writer for the Athletic for the Green Bay Packers


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[Assistant] Basically summarize me and Michael Lombardi's conversation about it floating out the idea of the pack potentially being a place for him to go. And that thing got real traction in Green Bay. And I don't think Packers fans are normally on board with a lot of shit. They were on board with that. I think Green Bay needs a weapon desperately and their fans know it though.


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[Assistant] I assume it's a first, huh? Yea, probably. I assume it had to have been a first. Everybody was talking about for DeAndre Hopkins it had to be a first. Why, why are, why are the Texans getting rid of them? Has anybody, have we found out why the Texans are, why are the Texans getting


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[Assistant] They did. That's why he was floated that he was being traded. It was very weird because Lombardi said they were trying to trade him last year too. I wonder why they're trying to get him out.


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[Assistant] So it was a second round pick. Now David Johnson, he could, I guess, turn it on like he used to be. Which, by the way, thank you Diggs for that update.


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[Assistant] He took over the world. He was everything. He was the next, he was the next guy, David Johnson. Then he got hurt. I think he broke his wrist or something and then something else happened. He's kind of been gone for the last couple of years, but if, if he comes back, I guess this is a mighty move for the Texans, but it sounds like this is just a second round move.


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[Assistant] Transition tag today by the Cardinals as well. So obviously the Cardinals are ready to move on from the David Johnson era. They are able to get rid of him and get


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[Assistant] One of the most under- I mean, that's a- Arizona Cardinals, by the way, I don't know if they get talked about often for making good moves. This feels like a good move for the Arizona Cardinals.


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[Assistant] I remember Billy O just appointed himself officially the General Manager recently. This is his first real move since anointing himself officially General Manager. I feel like he just got beat by the high schooler Cliff Kingsbury a little bit.


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[Assistant] They have to beat us four times. Let's don't look at it any other way than that.


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[Assistant] DeAndre Hopkins in a fourth round pick going to the Cardinals. Okay. David Johnson in a second round pick going to the Texans this year and a fourth round pick next year. So it's a second round pick.


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[Assistant] I think it was a disgraceful performance from a captain who got his sums wrong today, and I think it should never be permitted to happen again.


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[Assistant] He says a word or two and now he's been tossed from the game. The gentleman just threw his bat and the bat hit the umpire.


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[Assistant] There are allegations the city won the Winter Games for the year 2002 by bribing some members of the International Olympic Committee.


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[Assistant] Some thought the ball itself was juiced, and that's why more and more people were coming to the ballpark. But home run numbers were just skyrocketing.


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[Assistant] Todd Gurley, they're trying to trade right now, supposedly. I wonder if someone's going to pick up his contract, especially now. Whoever signs Todd Gurley, don't you think they're going to want to get their own people in there to get MRIs on his knee to see if that knee is really degenerating like they think? How's it going to go? Like how many years can we count on them? All that.


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[Assistant] It really shows you the power that Tom Brady has, I guess. I mean, that dude goes down there instantly, ticket sales start rising. You know they're going to be sold out. You know they are absolutely banking on Tom staying healthy. Man, how brutal would it be, not only for the Bucs, but for the NFL, if Tom Brady goes down there and he gets hurt in the first four games of the year.


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[Assistant] In 2011, the Met had still owed Bonilla 5.9 million dollars.


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[Assistant] That will keep Oniya on the Mets payroll until the ripe old age of 72. Today, he makes more than pitching studs Matt Harvey and Jacob DeGrom combined.


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[Assistant] Crowd booed Beckham as the players left the field for halftime.


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[Assistant] The man wearing the, uh, athletic arm sleeve on your screen right now and currently speaking is the McAfee part of McAfee and Hawk Sports Talk. The Hawk part is sitting to my left. The handsome.


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[Assistant] Wow, that had to be a big decision though there to take those off, like, cause that probably became like a...


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[Assistant] You know, I'm putting my left shoe on before my right, I'm kissing my lucky rabbit's foot, that whole type, that probably became a real situation for you.


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[Assistant] I was laughing at the fact that I said that you had any superstitions in your life when you clearly are a human who would not have a superstition like that is why I laugh because you


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[Assistant] God bless you, Tim Tebow. Whenever you see videos like that though, like it doesn't work for AJ Hawk. Like I'm ready to run with this arm sleeve through this wall right behind me when Tim Tebow speaks like that. But you're like the anti, uh, motivational superstition. You're like the anti-professional athlete, I think, in my eyes. And that's a good thing, by the way, not a bad thing.


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[Assistant] And same with Jim Carrey. Those dudes who take like DMT, I think, they take DMT and they like reach the bottom of their soul and then they like float out and like I think they see the world from a bigger picture. They normally become the best motivational speakers afterwards. Like these people are coming from a different place than regular.


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[Assistant] We have some friends that went to Peru just a week ago and it was kind of an interesting scene. We didn't know why they were going over there. Maybe it's because they're trying to dive deep into their spiritual soul being. It better not be.


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[Assistant] It was directly after my rookie year. I had too much money and all my friends were in school and working so I couldn't hang out with them all the time.


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[Assistant] So I went on a world cruise whenever Spain, Morocco.


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[Assistant] Played some soccer on the streets of Morocco. Chugged an entire thing of tea in the basement of a Moroccan rug place. I went down into the basement and everybody that we were with was like, Pat, you should stay with the group a little bit more. And I was like, nah.


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[Assistant] These people fucking love me over here. So I go into this basement of this Moroccan rug company. It's just me. They have this tea over in the corner. It's like hot tea.


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[Assistant] And I grabbed it and I just chugged it. And I'll tell you what, I made friends forever. I think in that town, I went out and played soccer on the street with their kids.


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[Assistant] And then one of the little bastards came up and pickpocketed me and he got a few hundred euro. And I think I could have caught him. I just want to let him know if he's watching this, I could have caught him. But I let him go. I said, hey, you get it, pal. Have a good one. And then I went over and saw the castle and then we got back on a boat and I, uh, I puked up everything that I ate that day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, I was playing soccer, right? So there was like, it was a good time to get me because there is a little bit of contact if you're like playing defense.


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[Assistant] And I think they set up this entire game to pickpocket me now that I'm like really thinking. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, and I, I'm pretty good, by the way, pretty good with my feet back in the day soccer wise. So I felt like I was really gonna, you know, slice and dice these Moroccan kids that were basically living on the streets and now they think pretty of an arrogant move by me. I was gonna try to shred them.


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[Assistant] And then all of a sudden I feel like a little a bump on my hip and then two kids like kind of making noise that they should have made. And then all of a sudden the whole game was sprinting the opposite way in the street and I was just standing there with the ball. So I got a ball, I guess, but yeah, they got all my money.


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[Assistant] As if that day couldn't get worse. You know argon nuts? Have you heard about argon nuts?


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[Assistant] So Argon oil is in everything. It's in absolutely everything. It comes from Morocco. They call it Moroccan oil. It's from the Argon nuts, which is Argon oil. I went over there right before the big Argon oil boost in the American economy.


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[Assistant] And I got the number of the guy who had like the largest argon, uh, nut farm over there. I was gonna get into McAfee's Magic Nuts. These things make you look younger, they make your hair better. They, it's like CBD basically, but from Morocco. And I was gonna be the guy. And I got drunk and lost his phone number.


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[Assistant] That could have been me. This show would have never happened. I would have retired probably after year two. I would be all, I would have been Neutrogena's biggest salesman of all gone nuts.


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[Assistant] This would be a whole different world we would have. All because of that one day in Morocco where I got pickpocketed.


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[Assistant] Then I became friends with them, I thought. Then I get a number for the Argonne farm. And then I get drunk on the boat and lose the number. And then a year later I open up a magazine. It's like Moroccan oil, the new craze, everything. And I'm like, that's my guy's nuts. That's my guy's nuts that I've met. And he's happy for him, by the way. He's probably got a bazillion dollars now, but old McPhee could have had those magic nuts at one point.


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[Assistant] I made him laugh. I made him laugh. You know, they say they'll pay the, the...


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[Assistant] Seems like it's buy one, get one for some GMs whenever they're trading away important pieces of their team. The Detroit Lions have a history of stinking in football, okay? They just, it's a long, deep-rooted


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[Assistant] History of stinking at football. And I don't think anybody can turn around. I like Matt Patricia as a guy. I like him as a human. Probably a brilliant football mind. I'm not sure he's gonna do it. Jim Caldwell, by the way.


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[Assistant] I like Jim Caldwell. Love Jim Caldwell. He got them some wins. He ultimately got fired. He couldn't do it. Calvin Johnson, one of the best wide receivers all the time. He couldn't do it. Matty Stafford, one of the best wide receivers all the time.


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[Assistant] Just to, you know, say, hey Billy O'Brien, hold my beer.


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[Assistant] They trade away Darius Lay for a third in a fifth round pick, making the DeAndre Hopkins trade look almost like a good trade all of a sudden. How do you feel about this with the Eagles gaining the highest paid corner back now in Darius Lay and the Lions seem to be just unloading pieces of that team that


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[Assistant] Seem to be maybe good pieces of that team, and there's not a lot of those.


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[Assistant] Everybody talks about how when you have a shut down corner, the entire defense is better.


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[Assistant] As a person who obviously played at a very high level playing defense, super bowl champion, legend at Ohio State. I mean, legend at Ohio State. The Cruz, he's maybe the captain. What's the question?


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[Assistant] That is so much pressure, not only on Darius Slay, but also your defensive coordinator and your team just banking on one human showing up every single week.


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[Assistant] There's only been a few people that really do it, right? There isn't a lot of people that do it. Even Rivas was coming after Richard Sherman this year for not doing it, even though Richard Sherman is in man-to-man in some cases and he's an incredible corner. I feel like there's just, that's a different level of DB, the ones that go man-to-man all the time. Tyron Matthew came out and tweeted, he's like,


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[Assistant] There's only 1% of dudes that go man to man on a daily basis and every game basis and slays that guy. What does it take to be that dude? And it is.


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[Assistant] As a defense, are you just banking on him showing up every single week in shutting out their best player on the other team?


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[Assistant] So whenever you're a team and you just trade them away for a, a washer machine and a bag of balls, a third rounder and a fifth rounder, you have to really question a fan's motive of being a fan of a team that would do that, don't you?


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[Assistant] Their fans, by the way, we love their fans. I mean, we have a diehard fan in the room. He's not sleeved up like us, like me and Zito. He's not sleeved up like me and Zito. What up? Sleeve up. Sleeve up. Fox is not.


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[Assistant] But he's a diehard fan and I don't know how you would do that. I honestly don't know how you would do that. AJ, I have a question for you.


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[Assistant] I don't want to cut you off, but think about this. Matt Stafford wants to finally win football games. He's already accrued $250 million in his career. Trade me to New England. I'll take veteran minimum.


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[Assistant] I just threw it, I threw it out there this morning, nobody really caught on. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to push that thing as hard as I can because that is a possibility.


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[Assistant] I've been on this Titanic for far too long, pal. I've been on this Titanic for far too long. Let me go up to New England with this broken back that I got in Detroit while that ship was sinking for 20 years. Let me get up here. I'll take veteran men. Just let's win some games because by the way, the Patriots don't have very much salary cap at all to pay anybody that could potentially be worth a fuck.


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[Assistant] It's been so interesting because Todd Gurley wanted to play, it sounded like. By Todd Gurley's PR, he wanted to play. And then McVeigh and the Rams were like, ah, we're resting him for whenever the games matter or whatever. And then when they started playing him towards the end of the year, Todd Gurley was back to being Todd Gurley. He was running very well. They were winning games. It was just too little, too late.


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[Assistant] So now you have to assume that there's some friction within the room between Todd and the Rams with how they're handling things, and they are strapped for cash with this Jared Goff contract and a Todd Gurley contract.


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[Assistant] If Todd Gurley can run, like, he's been saying he can. Like, him and his team, I think, have very much said, like, we are, we are ready to go, we understand there's a knee injury, that people are calling degenerative, we're ready to go. But if he gets on the market and still has some good games left in him, I mean, look for him to potentially end up at Tampa Bay Buccaneers!


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay Buccaneers getting Todd Gurley. So now you've got Godwin Evans, Antonio Brown, Tom Brady at quarterback, Todd Gurley at running back.


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[Assistant] A defense that went from 32 to 5 in Todd Bull's first year and a bunch of players that are just trying to ring chase by going to Tampa right now who would take a lot less money to get to Tampa and potentially win another Super Bowl. That Buccaneers team all of a sudden seems like a destination for a lot of people that you would have never in the past said,


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[Assistant] You know what, they're gonna end up in Tampa. That would never have happened until what, two days ago, whenever Tom Brady has become Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback.


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[Assistant] I like rumpus atmospheres, by the way. I assume you do too.


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[Assistant] Me too. I love them. Like, I hate whenever fans call other fans like rude and stuff like that. Like, I'm like,


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[Assistant] That's what is supposed to be here. I mean, let's just go ahead and escape rules like nobody should be beating each other up and stuff like that. But let's assume that moral standards for what you're allowed to say to people and how you're allowed to act in public kind of get thrown out the window whenever you're at a sporting event.


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[Assistant] I love the places that were just filled with these savages, like just absolutely, Baltimore, underappreciated place, New England, insane place. I mean, I love those types of atmospheres.


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[Assistant] Pistol almost took down somebody else's fan, they don't even know about it. Fucking pistol hawk is sitting right in front.


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[Assistant] But, uh, he came out with an announcement after his parents, you know, uh, it was, it came out that they had coronavirus, and he lost his Jamaican accent, and there was a lot of people confused on the internet about it.


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[Assistant] That guy. What a life. Being born to Tom Hanks. Fuckin' Wilson. I mean, what a life, dude. I'm getting a call right now. This is supposed to be Rich Eisen, I think. We're gonna be on a Rich Eisen show, is that alright?


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[Assistant] Adam, hey, uh, I sent a number to Rich. Is that number not working?


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[Assistant] Can you tell us, uh, is this the number we should call? Is this the number of Rich Eisen Studio that just showed up on my phone?


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[Assistant] Alright, let me copy and paste here. They're three minutes late, by the way. It's nice to know that other shows are very late with their calls. We are sometimes seven to 10 minutes late whenever we're supposed to call people, maybe even 20 sometimes. You know, time just comes and time just goes. There's nothing to do. Tampa Bay is one of the Super Bowl next year, aren't they?


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[Assistant] Well, and obviously if Patrick Mahomes doesn't sign that massive extension, which is kind of, did you get that number? I just sent it to Zito. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] I thought he was doing a call. Uhm, yeah, there, this is an interesting prop bet that's currently on Fandl right now.


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[Assistant] I'm taking, by the way, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers plus 130 here to have more wins than the New England Patriots next year. The New England Patriots have no cap space. They lost their offensive captain, their defensive captain. They lost their offensive line coach, their special teams coordinator. They've lost absolutely everybody and they have no money.


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[Assistant] I just don't know how that team is gonna have more wins than Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but I guess, by the way, that's why Bill Belichick is Bill Belichick is what everybody's thinking. I'm not 100% sure how you could think that the


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[Assistant] Patrons are gonna win more than the bucks next year, especially with all the weapons that are potentially coming to town for a cheaper price.


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[Assistant] For sure. I don't even think that's really a question, but I guess the power of Belichick is why these odds are the way they are. I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Connor knows they're gonna suck. I mean, Connor knows they're gonna suck. Connor, you know they're gonna suck, don't you?


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[Assistant] Uh, he's muted back there because we're calling the Rich Eisen show right now because they couldn't figure out the number to call us. But he's saying no, he thinks they're gonna be great.


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[Assistant] It is an absolute honor to be on your show once again. The voice of the NFL on a day to day basis on YouTube and radio stations everywhere. It's an honor to chat with you, sir. I can't wait to see what you do with the NFL draft. Joining you and I today for our standard conversation is the other half.


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[Assistant] Of the McAfee and Hawk Sports Talk Show, which is currently live on YouTube right now, alongside- Really? Currently live on YouTube alongside Rich Eisen show that is currently live on YouTube. Mr. AJ Hawk.


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[Assistant] I've watched you cover the NFL. I know that there's always...


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[Assistant] A couple different ways to look at things in perspective and I think the way to look at this particular move is it's not the sexiest pick. I don't think Tampa Bay is the sexiest pick. Nobody thought Tampa Tommy was going to be the move and, and nobody thought a city like Tampa Bay would be the one that would land the greatest of all time for his first time in free agency in 20 years. But if you start looking at the pieces of the puzzle down there,


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[Assistant] The picture starts coming a lot more clear because Bruce Arians is not only handing over roster control and he's an OG surrounded by a bunch of old coaches who've been there, done that with everything. But you got Godwin, you got Mike Evans, everybody's saying Antonio Brown is tied at the hip with Tom Brady. You bring him down to Tampa and that Todd Bowles defense that went from 32 to five last year


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[Assistant] All of a sudden you're talking about a real contender. Now I think the Patriots will be a good football team because Belichick won't allow them to completely suck. But I think they're much more in a rebuilding phase than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who are in a potential win it now phase. And that's why you bring in the handsome ass Tom Brady. And I'm not sure how A.J. Hawk feels, but that's how I feel about the whole thing.


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[Assistant] I think, Rich, I think you're 100% accurate in that statement.


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[Assistant] The no state tax is going to go a long way too in every single decision between Florida and California. But I think when Peyton


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[Assistant] And Tom Brady, you know, their friendship has really started to blossom on Peyton's places. They were golfing in Jim Nance's backyard. I mean, I think Peyton told Tom what life was like for Peyton in the NFL.


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[Assistant] You know, like, hey, if I wanted a guy cut, I could get a guy cut. If I wanted to do this, I could do this. And Tom Brady realized that 20 years into this thing, he had literally no control over a lot of things that a lot of other great and iconic quarterbacks have had control over.


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[Assistant] And I think Peyton probably said like, Hey, BA is a good guy to be around, especially at this stage. He understands that you guys are going to work together. Clyde Christiansen, the quarterback coach is one of Peyton's favorite humans. I mean, I think Peyton Manning might've had a little bit more say in this entire decision than people could imagine. But I think whenever you start looking at it,


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[Assistant] It feels like it's the right decision and I'm not 100% sure the media people love it because Tampa isn't like, you know, I mean, it's Tampa. It's not like Miami or, or Boston or New York or LA, but I feel like they're going to really do some damage down there. And I think, and when the stories come out, I think Peyton is potentially going to be a part of the conversation piece for Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] So I don't know if I ever saw him actually cut somebody, but there was a couple of times where in training camp.


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[Assistant] A player would zig when they were clearly supposed to zag and there would be some frustration from the sheriff.


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[Assistant] And then all of a sudden that guy just wasn't on the team the next day. And I don't know if that was, and I don't know if that was Peyton or if I didn't know if that was Bill Pullian or the offensive people. But if Peyton wanted a guy on the field for something, that person was on the field for something. That's why you see him and his wide receivers have such great relationships because


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[Assistant] For Peyton, he had to work very, very hard. So those reps in practice, they had to go very, very hard. And if Peyton wanted a curfew during the Super Bowl week, there was a curfew during the Super Bowl week. If Peyton wanted the practice to go longer, the practice would go longer. If Peyton wanted to do something in the weight room, that would happen. Was that what it was like in Green Bay with Aaron and them, AJ? Did Aaron have that type of power?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think BA is just so authentic, you know? And I think that's what players resonate with. He's very consistent. Bruce Arians is always going to be Bruce Arians.


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[Assistant] He's very competitive and he, it feels as if he is also playing in the game with you. I, I don't know if that makes sense to a lot of people, but he's the first offensive coordinator and last offensive coordinator.


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[Assistant] Where it felt as if he was in the game with, before the game, him going to talk to guys, it was as if a teammate was talking. Like it was, it felt like Bruce Arians was just as competitive.


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[Assistant] And just as wanting to win as everybody else. And I told this story I think yesterday or the day before either on my show or


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[Assistant] McAfee and Hawke are the Office Olympics which are at 3 o'clock every single day at youtube.com forward slash the epab McAfee show. I told this story about how in the first OTAs that Bruce Arians was there with the offense.


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[Assistant] He always had his signature look, you know, the Kangol hat in the shorts and he would wear, uh, shoes and, you know, obviously the standard Bruce Aron's look that we've all come to know.


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[Assistant] One OTA practice, he showed up, uh, in the next morning wearing all black. He had a black Kangol hat on, he had a black shirt on, black, black everything.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I mentioned it, you know, I was like, oh, new look today, Bruce.


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[Assistant] And he goes, uh, yeah, it's a funeral. We murdered them defensive boys yesterday and then the whole defense was there. They heard him say it and they're like, Oh no, like he would chirp in practice against the defensive players. Like I just think that.


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[Assistant] Bruce Arians and Tom Brady, and we've seen Tom Brady how, you know, he's very, he's very emotional. He will get loud. He like, he is a type of guy who's like that. I think he and Bruce will feed off each other in a very good fashion.


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[Assistant] You know, a week of free agency that make you go, what the hell is going on? But if you're down there with Houston, you gotta remember they had a hell of a run this year. They were up what? 20 on the Super Bowl champs at one point in the playoffs. And then obviously they give that up. Deshaun Watson was making magic happen that team.


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[Assistant] It seemed like they were potentially close to almost making it, like almost becoming a real squad. And now you trade away.


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[Assistant] Things that come up and you can't outright say who the best wide receiver in the game is. There's probably five people though.


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[Assistant] That are in that conversation. Four people that are in that conversation for every single year who the best wide receiver is. And DeAndre Hopkins is in that conversation for almost everybody.


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[Assistant] The guy makes insane catches. It seems as if the story that came out about his mom and his teammates and now they're saying there was a struggle of power in the locker room. Okay, so his teammates like him a lot if there's a struggle of power at all. I just, it doesn't make a lot of sense to us.


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[Assistant] I think Arizona got a good one over there and I'd assume the rest of the team is questioning what the hell the motive is.


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[Assistant] I think what really brought my rating down was, uh, I once, uh, drove an Uber that I got because the guy was driving too slow. So I asked him to get out of the car. He sat shotgun. I drive, I drove his car. That's 100% true story. It's 100% true story.


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[Assistant] Well, I had to figure out how to address it, right? I had to-


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[Assistant] Because I was sitting in the backseat and I knew I was not going to make my flight if this guy continued to drive in the fashion that he was driving.


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[Assistant] And I was kind of locked into the spot. So I had to figure out how you address getting the Uber driver out of his own car seat. So I told him like


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[Assistant] You know, like, is this your last run of the day? And he was like, no, it's my first. So I was going to try to be like, oh, if it's your last one, like take it off. So I had to attack him at like four different ways. And basically the way I got him out of there is I told him that I would pay him $150 cash if he just let me drive his car. And he got out, sat in a shotgun and said, do your thing. He tried to fall asleep during the ride. Thankfully we made it.


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[Assistant] He called it McPheon Hawk Sports Show. He didn't, he doesn't keep up with the product.


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[Assistant] Is that why? Yeah, he saw it. He saw what we were doing. He wanted to support it. But then he didn't, he hasn't followed it today because he's got his own shit going on and I can respect that.


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[Assistant] By the way, we'll never get a Toyota sponsorship, by the way, because I ruined that. Not because of that Uber story, but because I actually told them.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I only drive American, and then they spammed me with letters basically telling me that they're the most American car on the road right now.


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[Assistant] They have those ones that they say they're XLs and they are clearly not an XL. They have scammed the system to think so they can get that higher rate.


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[Assistant] And it's not, and I'm getting the XL strictly so my legs can be stretched out. Cause the only time I'm in it is a 45 minute ride from a city to an airport. That's the only time I'm in it. So with my knees and legs, I'd like to stretch it out, be a little comfortable. And I get in the back of these hustle vans and I'm like, get me the fuck out.


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[Assistant] That's right, they're lying. And by the way, I should give them, I give them five stars because hey, I don't want to knock your hustle. I respect what you're doing. You're not going to get me. I'm going to cancel your shit.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's just one of those things where if they write me low for that, like, what is that? Is that my fault? I don't know. That's my fault.


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[Assistant] Was on the Pat McAfee Show podcast, uh, no big deal, made an appearance, okay. Actually won a game, I think, after being on the podcast. Yeah. Wasn't normal at the time. Then he became a, a real leader for the first time ever, I think, in my eyes. He spoke up for the first time ever, like represented the locker room. It's like, hey, this is happening, this is happening, this can happen.


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[Assistant] He got benched, got shipped out of town immediately the next day. Joe Flacco, like Joe Cool, never reacted to anything, right? He'd always felt like he was kind of laissez-faire. He wasn't kind of there. He didn't really care. Then he finally got that starting job in Denver. I think he actually acted like a leader, said some things that he didn't appreciate, you know, and stuff like that. Then he gets benched the next day because of an injury and then now he's gone. He's gone and, uh, potentially gonna be, uh, another quarterback on the market that's gonna have to find a new home.


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[Assistant] Do I think he's good? I have no idea. They gave somebody a problem. Who did they beat? Houston? Denver beat Houston I think at one point this year.


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[Assistant] Is that accurate? Houston was on like a little bit of a run and then Denver beat them in Houston. I think if my brain is right, it could be wrong. They got a couple wins there late in the season with Drew Locke where everybody's thinking like this guy has the chance to really be good.


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[Assistant] And Joe Flacco now is on the street. I mean, this is a very, this is an interesting time to be a quarterback in the NFL. Jameis Winston's gonna, who knows what's gonna happen with him. Cam Newton, who, he's probably gonna end up getting cut by the way. I don't know where he's gonna get signed to. I mean, this is a very interesting time to be that middle tier quarterback.


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[Assistant] With the way the world has been shut down. I mean, is there a better time in the history of the NFL to have all these key names


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[Assistant] I have the chance to move around. Did you hear about Davion Clowney allegedly asking for 20 million?


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[Assistant] I don't know, this is what was rumored on the internet this morning that, now remember, everybody's trying to leak information about everybody else. That's why I think the Chargers said, by the way, that they're


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[Assistant] Moving forward with Tyrod Taylor because I think they want the Carolina Panthers to think that they could trade them away for a bag of balls.


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[Assistant] With Cam Newton. I think that's what they're trying to do. I'm not 100% sure. But it was some rumor, which is probably bullshit, that Jadevion Clowney is looking for like 20 million or something like that. That seems like a lot of money. And Jadevion Clowney, I don't think is...


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[Assistant] I don't know, nothing in me makes me think like Jadevion Clown is going to be demanding quarterback money. I don't know, I might be wrong. I think Puma paid him 100 million before he even played in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Excuse me, I mean I'm not saying exactly what I'm looking for, but that'd be a good way. That's why you, like the combine season and draft season, like the CBS Sports is reporting that Miami Herald is reporting.


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[Assistant] CBS Sports is reporting. The Miami Herald is reporting.


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[Assistant] That the Miami Dolphins are thinking about trading up to go for Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] And that's been something that people have talked about, whether it was Tua or anything else like that. But if the Cincinnati Bengals tried away that number one pick, I don't know how you as a Bengals fan can be like, yep, I'm gonna stay a Bengals fan. I don't know what you do. What could they potentially get that's better than the face of your franchise for the next 10 years? I don't know. I'm not 100% sure.


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[Assistant] Joey Molinari too. I understand looking is a part of impressions, but I can't get to where he is without the thing, you know?


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[Assistant] Come on, come on. You do impressions? When we're off air, you do impressions all the time.


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[Assistant] Well, I think if business doesn't go good, he'll turn that son of a bitch right over to Hanks, I think.


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[Assistant] If you're the son of a star though, is it hard? No, what I'm saying is that guy's gonna get jobs no matter what. Tom Hanks' kid's gonna get jobs no matter what.


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[Assistant] Maybe I don't know the movie business well enough, but I thought it was like, you just gotta know people.


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[Assistant] Because you know what happened with old Tigerblood. Tigerblood. Winning dog.


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[Assistant] We're gonna try to cast you too, by the way. You had a pretty big role in the movie we're gonna make in July. Congratulations. Are you a good actor?


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[Assistant] That's, we have the perfect role for you. You're gonna be a good actor.


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[Assistant] We knew that. That's why we cast you. You are, uh, an officer of the law in the movie that we created. It's, uh, it's gonna be a good movie by the way. We're filming it in July.


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[Assistant] Hold on, MLS came out and said that May 10th is when they're scheduling their season to begin and that is because of the message that they got from the recent CDC recommendation, they said.


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[Assistant] So, if that is any tell of anything, should we trust the MLS to be making good decisions? Absolutely not. Their business is not grown. I don't think one iota, other than whenever they bring in a big player, he has a good couple weeks and then nothing else happens. And then when they leave, it's a big couple weeks and then that's it.


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[Assistant] But, I understand in some cities the MLS is huge, but overall the MLS, I don't think they would say has been a smashing success. I wish it would, because whenever, uh, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was playing for LA and it was late night, those games were a lot of fun to watch, but I know what's going on in soccer. I don't know if you're gonna get Americans understand what's going on in soccer.


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[Assistant] Neither here nor there. I'm not 100% sure the MLS is going to be right about something, but them coming out with an official date following a CDC recommendation at least clarifies some things in my eyes. I think that May 10th the CDC is thinking that there's a chance


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[Assistant] That this is when this is all gonna get back to normal, which is good because some people have said three months, a year and all, and things like that. It's nice to hear a little bit of a date. In my eyes. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Could be a bunch of bullshit. Yep, exactly.


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[Assistant] Frank Saravalli, Darren Drager, the NHL players and some of the board of governors are in favor of this plan to some extent. Very interesting situation, is obviously very fluid, was tweeted by a guy named Jason, uh, Mertitis, Mertitis, uh, it says the training camp would be in early July.


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[Assistant] Begins in November. So the season would end and then continue like the next month. The next season would begin the next month later. The NHL guys are going to be dead going into the next season.


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[Assistant] But, uh, at least there's another plan that people are putting together for potential opportunities to play. I don't know how this is all gonna work out, man. And how do they roll people back into the stadiums? Like, hey, you know that ban on everything that you just had?


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[Assistant] Yeah, come on back and gather up with 65,000 people. I mean, it's all good. Come on back in. Everything's okay. I think there's gonna be some...


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[Assistant] Restraint. I hope not, obviously. I hope we can get back to some normalcy, but I feel like this is gonna be an interesting rollout, too, that I assume they're trying to figure out now as we go on.


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[Assistant] It is so hilarious that you say that. I was thinking about that last night. Anytime somebody goes to embrace each other on television, I'm like, oh man, that's weird. And then I think about myself. It's hard for me to not


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[Assistant] So like, I'll watch somebody else do it on TV, and I'm like, aw, don't be doing that, you sicko, you have no idea what that person has. But then whenever I see the guys here in the morning, I'm like, hey, what's the, I wanna like, and I'm like, huh, don't do it, now you're the guy on the TV, don't, it's a very...


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[Assistant] It's all happening very quickly. And afterwards, Howie Mandela's are gonna be the new normal, I think. There's gonna be a lot of hand sanitizer, fist bump.


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[Assistant] Get off me, pig. I think there's gonna be a lot of that. I think there's gonna be a lot of that in our society. I might be like that moving forward, by the way. I have no idea. This thing has just come out of nowhere on people. I guess Bill Gates called it what? Like five years ago that a pandemic microbes are coming. But aside from that, I had no idea that this was possible. What's going on right now?


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, I'm with you. Listen, I am with you. I don't, I don't think psychics, psychics feet are held to the fire enough. I would like to see percentages before I come in here and pay you 750 to tell me what my future looks like. I would like to know how accurate we are.


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[Assistant] And by the way, I think you should charge more than the son of a bitch that's on the side of the street. If you found a body and you're a psychic, I think your price should go up accordingly. I would be willing to pay.


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[Assistant] I'm in. I'm in on the potential mediums and psychics and stuff like that. I think there's a lot of fugazies out there that are hustling. You gotta really find a good one. But I think, I think there are some people that can do that type of stuff. Not great. I smoke a lot of vitamins too, so that's probably...


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[Assistant] And if she's right, by the way, awesome. I'm happy we can do that for your business now. Everybody's gonna want it to come to you.


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[Assistant] I think they have a time traveler or something. Matt groaning of the Simpsons is a time traveler. Like we have confirmed that everybody has confirmed that.


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[Assistant] Every day that passes, a new thing is predicted by the Simpsons to ridiculous accuracy. I mean, it's just, there's too many coincidences for me not to think that Matt Groening or Groening or however the hell you pronounce his name.


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[Assistant] Right, because a big part of me calling games is knowing exactly who's betting on what and how much they're betting. And there's been some moments this year where I'm like,


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[Assistant] How did these motherfuckers know? How did they know that Navy was gonna forget how to play defense in the second half of this game? How did Vegas know that? Like, there are just too many things that I think are too coincidenci-


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[Assistant] For me not to think that they're using some sort of super force.


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[Assistant] Hopefully, if you were to ask me in a lot of games, how are you going to do this weekend? I'm like, I hope good. Like, I'm not 100% sure. And these people in Vegas are like, well, McPhee's going to shank one this week. There's going to be a short field. They're going to score. That's going to hit the over. Let's bump that up a little bit. It's like, how the fuck did you know that I was going to suck?


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[Assistant] How did you know I was gonna suck this week? I would like to know that. And that's why it's so much fun because when you win, you're beating people with superpowers. And that's why it feels good.


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[Assistant] Let me put this vitamin away now that I think about that. I know a lot of those coaches down there too.


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[Assistant] I just talked about it on get up this morning about old players ring chasing, taking good deals down there to be a part of the Buccaneers organization to get a Super Bowl ring. Might be time.