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[Assistant] I said, I want to run up on someone, okay, that has got more money than you can ever spend in a lifetime. And he ain't got no sense. And I said, voila, A&E showed up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well when I was working for him after about three or four years, I said, Hey, where is that ship?


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[Assistant] The only thing I got to say about socks is, they wear out easily.


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[Assistant] It was the White House. She lets, she lets it grow on her. She might just yell and then tell her, okay.


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[Assistant] When did you get your wife? Oh, I picked up my clothes this morning.


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[Assistant] For instance, like then then I'd say, Hey, what does that mean in everyday language? Break it down.


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[Assistant] To put bucks in, and she's still ordering them and cataloging them right now.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause y'all punishment for tricer was where she is act up with a hack. You're going to lose your books.


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[Assistant] You know, me and the wife was going to have some quality relationship time. And then the next thing we hear about, we locked the door the next thing and Tracer's telling Scott, I can open the door. I'll go get a fork. Yeah. And then the next thing we hear click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click


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[Assistant] Probably spaghetti. When we go to Olive Garden it's always spaghetti and meatballs. You go to the Olive Garden a lot? Huh? You go to the Olive Garden a lot?


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[Assistant] Well another thing about, you know, if you're always shaving, ugh.


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[Assistant] Well, you talk about that, hey, when I retired in 93 out of the military, I threw the razor away and no haircut.


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[Assistant] I don't think there is an age to get married.


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[Assistant] Our best age. Okay. It depends on the individuals.


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[Assistant] Because you're taking two human beings, okay, totally different.


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[Assistant] Okay, and they've got to establish a relationship.


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[Assistant] And, and that's the most, that's the most important thing, okay, is established a relationship.


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[Assistant] When you have kids, okay, you need time. Mom and dad need time by themselves. Okay. Away from the kids.


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[Assistant] Now it's like a garden. If you ever raise a garden, you're going to work your tail off. Or either you're not going to have a very good garden.


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[Assistant] If you have a garden that produces a lot of vegetables, the guy or woman has worked, worked a lot, putting in a lot of hours to make that happen.


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[Assistant] Okay. And you've got, you've got to take time to pull the weeds.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. This podcast would really stink. No, no, I'm serious. Okay. Cause I just, you know, like you were saying, okay, if you want me to fix something, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the thing about it. I told Christine, I said, I look, I'm not, I am not one of them men.


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[Assistant] That take care of all, I can fix everything. Nope, I can't fix nothing. You know, and if I tried.


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[Assistant] Now, you gotta know your limitations. Do what you do good.


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[Assistant] But you just gotta, you know, and that comes into the relationship thing. Okay. Cause you know, most, most marriages fail cause either way they want to change you.


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[Assistant] You fell in love for this reason. And then the first thing you're going to do is when you marry him, I don't want you to do that anymore. You knew I hunted and loved to fish. And then you're saying, no, you can't go. You lost your mind.


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[Assistant] Cause if you get right down to it and start asking people, well why did you fall in love with this man?


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[Assistant] Why did you fall in love with? Well, you know, this is what I really liked about it.


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[Assistant] Well all the time I hear y'all arguing about, you're getting mad because he's spending time on the lake.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why are you getting mad? You knew that's what he loved to do. That was one of his passion hobbies for crying out loud. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause then that's what's going on. They run from it. Okay. And then, Hey, you ain't fixed nothing running from it.


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[Assistant] Now, if you're married, you can't run from the, I, you've got some difficulties that have popped up here. You've got to stand firm.


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[Assistant] Address them and dress them gently. Like I said, don't do it out of anger or attitude.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm mad at you. You done something that hurt me and I'm mad at you.


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[Assistant] And I'm probably going to say something that I should not say.


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[Assistant] Because once I say it, it can't be taken back. Oh, you said this to me. Yeah. So it's like I said, this is more.


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[Assistant] Profound than you can ever even imagine.


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[Assistant] Yep, you gotta work it. You gotta work. You gotta work it. You gotta work it. Cause if you don't, okay, it's just what your wife said. You just, you start drifting apart.


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[Assistant] That's why it's so important when the Bible says, okay, they will become one flesh.


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[Assistant] You don't, you, you can't, that's why the relationship's so powerful and so important. Okay. You've become one, one, one flesh. Okay. So don't ever try to part that.


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[Assistant] You know, it's meant to be together, okay? You're meant to be together. Cause one of the things I said about me and Christine when we was talking about getting married.


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[Assistant] I said, well, hey, I'll never, you know, I'll never sleep on the couch. I'm the one that's paying for where we're sleeping.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I didn't bring it about, you know, I'm like, that's why I'm saying you never go to bed angry. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If the Chiefs weren't, I'm talking about the week before. If the Chiefs weren't going to win the Super Bowl, then Cincinnati would have been there. That's the script that was written.


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[Assistant] Sadi, you, you recognize that that woman was pregnant? Huh? Doing all that?


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[Assistant] That was a tenth of a second and you had a line. You should have at least got two of them.


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[Assistant] You know what's really good? Dip a rich cracker in some W sauce. You know how I know that? Because everything I've dipped in W sauce so far has been fine.


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[Assistant] Well, they got the rules officials that's staying out there, but for the most part, you gotta call it on yourself.


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[Assistant] What the games or the kids or? The kids. That young. I'd love to listen to Gavin commentate a soccer match. That would make, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Godwin just, Godwin got past ball, took off running with it like he was a fullback. Heck yeaah. Didn't dribble? Nah. I did one time.


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[Assistant] Well Goblin, maybe you find your new go-to snack. So if y'all wonder what Goblin's crunching on in the microphone, it's magic spoon cereal.


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[Assistant] Ma'am, I wasn't no cereal eater. She was baking an egg. I mean, there is a reason I've, I've been husky my whole life, but we're working on. Well, that's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Look, you're gonna love the variety pack. The variety pack comes with four flavors, cocoa, fruity, frosted, and peanut butter. And look, there's only 140 calories in a serving. There's zero grams of sugar, which is why Goblin can eat as much as he wants.


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[Assistant] High protein, zero grams of sugar, keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, and soy free. So.


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[Assistant] They'll refund you your money, no questions asked. Remember, get your next delicious bowl of high protein cereal at magicspoon.com slash.


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[Assistant] Magicspoon.com slash Duck, slash Duck, boys. And use code Duck to save five dollars.


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[Assistant] Because sometime around last Valentine's Day, two twins became in the mix. Uh oh. If you step back the calendar. But, you know, here we are.


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[Assistant] The boys enjoyed the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I will say this, I paused the last three minutes of the game. That's the first time I've ever paused a sports event.


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[Assistant] Hey, you got one man quitin', er, startin' fishin', another man quitin' fishin'. Hey, tell us something. Who's quit?


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[Assistant] I saw all the people like, I can't believe you're done. I'm like, y'all do realize this man is worth way more if he's not fishing tournaments, right? Like where he can go around and just be there. He about to really get.


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[Assistant] Instead of grinding and fishing against like Jacob Wheeler and the rest of them boys hoping to make a $10,000 check. He can now go get paid.


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[Assistant] 33 years. Professional fishing, 33 years. It's a long time to be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he whacked him. Well, he scowled at him. Yeah. One square bill crankbait was really starting to do his thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a, it's a, it's a kind of a sad day for fishing, but, you know, he's a good dude. I like Kevin. I spend a lot of time with him, so.


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[Assistant] Crankbait. Crankbait. The man is a wizard with a crankbait.


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[Assistant] Yep, but crankbait, jerkbait, he's a wizard with a jerkbait too, but I bet he made more money on a crankbait.


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[Assistant] I'm itchin' to go fishin'. You got a peony you can drop on? Willie's Pond has a bunch of small birds. So I have Valentine's Day treats. It was good. Was it?


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm about to say you- What'd you get, Brittany? Concert tickets.


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[Assistant] She's going to see the revivalist in New Orleans.


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[Assistant] Or at least that's what I tell myself because I don't like getting up before they like to go fishing.


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[Assistant] I'd rather fish till dark than wake up at daylight and go fishing. I'm with you on that one. I'm more of a afternoon type guy, kinda same way I deer hunt.


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[Assistant] It just gets better and better. I ain't no way. You're at the pinnacle.


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[Assistant] You're at the pinnacle. You are at the top. Pretty much. Now you may keep raising the bar.


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[Assistant] So I always thought Goblin got aggravated that his britches drugged the ground. Cause you know, leg department, he like it. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] He looks mattress, baby. Hey. I do love that thing. You know why you sleep good on it? Cause it's built for you. That's it. He took the quiz.


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[Assistant] Each designed for specific sleep positions and feel preferences. Look, you want memory foam, they got it.


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[Assistant] More responsible for them, that's good, you won't be cradled. They got you. It doesn't matter however you like to sleep, they got it. Johnny D.


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[Assistant] You like sleeping on a soft one, right? That's why you got what you got.


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[Assistant] Looking pretty rough. You know, we got the duck pond. Y'all seen episode one of Duck Dynasty. We got a duck pond out there. Mallard Drake.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to say what's been happening to him, but there's two, there were two of them white peaking ducks, pecking ducks, whatever you want to call them. And there was only one mallard left. Well, big male pecking, little male mallard, do the math. Poor Mallard Drake had been in a rough spot. Let's just say that. So I got Jordan and Ang.


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[Assistant] Well, so Ang is taking care of Mallard Drake, first of all. But they own all these Facebook groups for like swapping foul. Cause they got turkeys and chickens and...


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[Assistant] So they found somebody looking for some white ducks. Well, we had two white ducks. So we swapped two white ducks. Get them out of here. For four mallards.


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[Assistant] Cause one of them was struggling the other day to get out of the water. He just couldn't figure out the steps. Like the rest of them, no problem. In, out, in, out. But the one, then he was the male, supposedly. I don't know how you tell at this age, but he couldn't figure it out. But I pull up here this morning and I noticed feathers.


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[Assistant] And then I heard a screech that I had, I was very familiar with that screech. Cat? No. Redtail.


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[Assistant] Oh hawk, hawk. And I look around the corner and there.


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[Assistant] So anybody out here that wants to trap a red-tailed hawk, now the other ones were slicker than him, now look at them look.


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[Assistant] This was, if you want to call it Darwinism, but it's fine. A survival of the fittest. The little, young, weak one got picked off. Circle of life. It's unfortunate. Ain't no big surprise. Yeah. So we'll get some more Mallards. We'll, we'll replace him. Cause I think right now, best I can tell the other three, we got our hens. Now when she rehabs the Mallard Drake we had, he's coming back looking pretty good. Yeah. He, he feeling all right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they left one at a time until there was two of them left.


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[Assistant] And the hawks got 10 of them. The hawks got a tough life. They do. They do. They got pretty rough lives.


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[Assistant] But, yeaah, so that's why. Brutal. That was just a, that was a bad way to start a Monday morning, man. Pull up here. Pull up here and you're like, hm, sorry little buddy. I mean, what you gonna do?


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[Assistant] But he's just doing his job too. So it's hard to get mad at him. We ain't making a living off the ducks. So if we're making a living off of them, you get a.


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[Assistant] You may, you know, may make you think about doing some things, but I was just like, that's a bad deal. I hope you don't figure out how to get under that net to them other three. Cause this is not going to be good.


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[Assistant] I noticed though, them two white ones lived out there forever. He didn't take them on.


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[Assistant] Them white ones mean. That Drake white one, he's straight up mean.


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[Assistant] Like, I was ready to snuff him out over what he did to that poor Mallard Drake. I was like, now come on now. Our one Mallard Drake is left. You could have eaten him if you'd have snuffed him out. Well, I mean, he's a Mallard Drake. He's my foe. He pays my bills. You know what?


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[Assistant] Hey, between you and me, you've made him way more than that. I wouldn't pay him nothing.


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[Assistant] That means half of them were below six grand. So if you got one for less than six grand, you got a deal.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I said, and I thought them fishermen were crazy for how much money they bet on the, on the Super Bowl last night. They still are, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look, Sy just got clipped for three grand, he ain't even upset. That's the attitude you gotta have if you gonna gamble.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, I get it. Ain't no different than people that waste money at a golf course or anything else. You enjoy it. You get this. I spend way more than that fishing every year. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was more so about Johnny showing, here's what I got, but.


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[Assistant] The, the Will Ferrell, I did get tickled at the electric vehicle Will Ferrell one. That was a good one.


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[Assistant] I'm actually surprised that one wasn't first. Like with the argument of polluting the water.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the email address, but first, I do have an Instagram message from Justice, J-U-S-T-U-S, I thought it was an interesting enough spelling, so it got me to open it.


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[Assistant] He's active duty air force and about to get deployed. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] In North Carolina, cause of, uh, some medical problems and that's where all of our doctors are. So they've only been married since October of 2021. So still pretty.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, if you, if you feel led to, lift up Justice and his wife. He didn't put her name.


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[Assistant] Any prayers? And Justice, thank you so much for your service, buddy. Absolutely, for your heart. Yeah, for your heart, for your service, for caring about your woman, for caring about your country, because of people like you.


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[Assistant] We can sit here and mindlessly wander through topic after topic.


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[Assistant] I don't think they from around here. Oh no. Oh look, and now they're getting away. Look at that thing. That's a dang big one.


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[Assistant] I say everything. Somebody's been smuggling snakes. They ain't from around here. Good, Gary. Anyways.


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[Assistant] Better than on the plane. I know it. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Si would actually officially take a puff off a cigarette one more time. Just to light his house on fire.


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[Assistant] I'm nervous. That's a lifetime commitment you're making, so. That's right. That's a good thing, to be nervous. And you know what? You're gonna fail.


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[Assistant] How do you get back up? You're gonna screw up. You're gonna do things to make your woman mad. Get back up, son. Ain't no big deal. Same thing I've always said, and I don't know if I've said it here or not, there's two things we all suck at. Marriage and parenthood, because we ain't never been either.


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[Assistant] But you gotta mean it when you say it too, cause if you say it ain't gonna happen again, it happens again, then they start thinking you're full of it.


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[Assistant] So you're gonna screw up on that level, but long as you keep the good Lord at center of everything, it's hard to foul up too bad. Yep. So. Yeah, I'd say that's great advice.


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[Assistant] But be nervous. Yeah. Wait, you think you're nervous now, Hammer. Wait till that music starts playing and you turn your head.


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[Assistant] And you say, and you realize I can't go nowhere. I'm here. Well, I mean you could, but yeah, but there's.


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[Assistant] I remember thinking, cause it seemed like a long gap and I think it was about two seconds between the music and when I first saw it.


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[Assistant] I said, that's it. She bailed. She bailed. Last second. You go back and watch it and you're like, that wasn't like three seconds. But in the time I was like, oh, she bailed. That's it. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Did she become more lippy when she became a mother? No, she's always been lippy.


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[Assistant] It's both, it's all of it together. We just rolled it all up in one. Speaking of tour, since he mentioned tour, you gotta come back if you have been to the tour before because we have some major upgrades. We did a little, we did a big close down. Now I'm telling the people, the people. He's not gonna go.


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[Assistant] He's going through it tonight. So we did a little upgrade, so for our tour, and we've been closed down for the last two weeks, which I apologize if you came by in the last two weeks, but it was for a good cause because we updated the rooms and freshened everything up. Fresh.


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[Assistant] New stuff that you've never seen before and we're really excited.


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[Assistant] For an unknown. Okay, wait, I just noticed something when you lean forward. What? Do you have, are you missing a lens? He's missing one spectacle. He's got one of those.


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[Assistant] Mixed with 50th anniversary party, mixed with K's 75th birthday party. We have a time to celebrate tonight.


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[Assistant] Y'all aren't much on parties like celebrations. No, y'all aren't. Did you, did you like have birthday parties growing up, babe?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Your family's good on the day to day. Like y'all had like, you know, your family meals every day. You're good on the day to day. You're just not good on the big, the big moments of life.


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[Assistant] Do you know how many calls down there I've made to all their people to make sure they come tonight?


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[Assistant] I'm texting all the people around Phil and Kay to make sure they come tonight. Kay will show up. Kay shows up.


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[Assistant] That was actually season one of Duck Dynasty was our 40th, and now we're 10 years later. Season one, 10 years later, we're at our 50th.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's good. Whatever works. I'm not as funny as I used to be. I can't remember why I thought of that joke, but it was something we were talking about and I was like, we need to test intelligence.


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[Assistant] So that was a, that was like an IQ test. That wasn't really a joke. That was an IQ test and you failed.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then y'all moved into that little.


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[Assistant] That's well, that's good, but we still make them right here. So I don't know if people know that, that like.


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[Assistant] I think we like get them shipped in from everywhere. We still make them right here.


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[Assistant] Okay, Willie, tell, what was your specialty? What did you like doing? Like what was your job that you did when you were young that you liked or didn't like?


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[Assistant] Family is gonna be a little upset no matter how you play that card, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess it's just, you have to just be honest, just say, you know, this opportunity for our family.


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[Assistant] I love you, and this has nothing to do with how much I love you, I love you.


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[Assistant] I will be coming back as much as possible. I will say, I think that nowadays, like, I mean, we do have FaceTime. We do have.


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[Assistant] Airplanes, and you can go visit, so don't be a stranger.


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[Assistant] Move and do what you have to do for your family, but go back home to your grandparents as often as possible. Make sure your kids stay connected by FaceTiming them and


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[Assistant] Communicating with them and writing letters and all the fun stuff so they don't feel like you've abandoned them but you're still a part of their life.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. So, uh, we are a 501c3 foundation. Uh, we have five board members, uh, Ivana, myself, Ashley, Dead Eye,


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[Assistant] Uh, Emma and Nicole, uh, we all started this foundation to support other women in the outdoors and also to create opportunities for young women and young girls and to get them outdoors.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so far, I mean, it's been a wild ride and we are loving every minute of it. And it's been amazing. Just the love that we've gotten from people and everything that we've been doing and it's, it's been amazing. Truly blessed.


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[Assistant] So we're able to organize bigger hunts and bigger outdoor activities to bring a lot of girls in. And so far we've taken a few young girls out like our own and uhm, which we really enjoy doing.


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[Assistant] So right now we're in the process of organizing some big hunts and we're looking into doing a sippy girl's big buck bounty. So it's an all female big buck bounty in the state of Mississippi.


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[Assistant] And we're also looking into doing an all-women's outdoor magazine.


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[Assistant] And uh, so that's a big thing. We're in the process of, you know, looking to get that published and that's, that's something that we're, we're working hard at.


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[Assistant] Uh, Vonna and I have known each other for a really long time. Uh, we actually met, uh, I was working at Rand and Petey when she was there too, so I've been in law enforcement for about a decade and got out, but I'm in advertising, so I work for Lamar Advertising. And uh, those billboards, those nice billboards everyone sees driving by, yeaah. In case you have lines.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so I'm an advertiser and Nicole and I actually have our own marketing agency as well, FW, events and marketing. And so our dynamic, we work really well together. Nicole's like a sister to me. We've known each other for a long time. And she is an accountant, uh, with Tax Depot.


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[Assistant] And she loves her job and everyone knows Ashley.


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[Assistant] And recognition and so, and do, uh, memberships to the foundation. So they'll have, uh, even more access to a lot of things that we're organizing and what we have going on.


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[Assistant] Now when you get the other one done, are you going to, or when that happens, are you going to pop the other lens out?


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[Assistant] Martin, you need to be on the lookout for some designer frames.


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[Assistant] No, no, what, one of my sponsors. Those big black.


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[Assistant] That's like getting fries out of fresh grease.


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[Assistant] That's impressive. I mean, he, he was just going on feel. It was just muscle memory at that.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine the game that Sy had when he was in his twenties?


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[Assistant] Ty, are you aware that this is this year?


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[Assistant] I told Phil about it, uh, when, well, once we realized 50th anniversary was upon us, you know what he told me? Uh oh. He said, huh.


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[Assistant] He figured that out. Well, you pulled it off and then some.


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[Assistant] You say being content that he's living in the same house that he was living in.


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[Assistant] 40 years, 50 years ago. How long has he been there? 55 years?


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[Assistant] You know, have you seen what Phil drives around that white truck? Oh, the.


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[Assistant] He's uh, I'm talking about Godwin. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, putting out decoys in the middle of the night, building duck blinds in the middle of the night. Oh my gosh. The day before duck season.


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[Assistant] We went from extreme comfort to extreme misery.


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[Assistant] And then we went to the low profile stage where Phil wanted low profile blinds, but that meant Galvin was the only one who could actually sit upright under the roof.


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[Assistant] So years, especially if you're in your thirties, I say leave tomorrow in the rig, go get it done.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm going to do everything in my power to try to talk my daughters into doing the same thing. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hey, what up? What, what, what's the deal with those Argos? What, what's the downside to an Argo?


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[Assistant] They're okay. They're not, they're not what you think they are.


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[Assistant] Oh, I bet you they are. No, they're really not. They ain't got no fat on it.


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[Assistant] It's good, but he ain't got no fat on it. It don't render down the same.


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[Assistant] That's all I'm telling you. I got to try it. That's fine to try it, I've done it. But, and I think everybody should.


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[Assistant] No, you're gonna need about three of them to get full off that deer ribeye.


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[Assistant] Speaking of two sides, you done lost one of yours, Goblin. You're the incredible shrinking man. I know. You need new clothes for Christmas? Yea, it's about time to, like, switch the size up.


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[Assistant] Hey, hard work deserves a reward. What'd you, what'd you reward yourself with?


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[Assistant] Well, then let me buy you a new t-shirt cause that one, that one's starting to favor a dress on you. So I'm just, I'm proud of you. That's a reward.


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[Assistant] You ain't gotta do nothing to them. You gotta...


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[Assistant] Well the real question is, on your Thanksgiving meal, did you dip any of it in that W sauce?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I actually took it for my turkey that I smoked. I mixed it with mustard and put that on it as my, as my base.


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[Assistant] It's amazing. I use it a lot. But I don't use it for stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's, there are certain things, if you're warming up pizza. Boom! Sorry, you're not warming up pizza, cause that's out for you.


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[Assistant] Okay, well for the rest of us fat boys when everybody knows when you go to warm up pizzas all the way in theory could do it was in the oven. If you go to the microwave it gets soggy and nasty. It's weird, it's not good.


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[Assistant] I do them little chicken breast tenderloins you know just like you buy at the gas station at the grocery store.


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[Assistant] And I put them in the air fryer with just like whatever rub I want on them and throw them in there. They're fantastic. Cut them up, put them in a salad. There you go. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I wonder, you know, I hope they're all sending it with stamps.com to save them some time and save them some money.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. Cause right now, you're either happy that it's the holiday season or you're dreading it because you're not using stamps.com.


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[Assistant] You're happy if you are, because you know what? You're not wasting time going to the post office.


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[Assistant] And in our small business world, time is money. And now's the time to make money. Stamps.com is your one stop shop for all your shipping and mailing needs. For more than 20 years, Stamps.com has been indispensable for over 1 million businesses.


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[Assistant] Poor Johanna, that's the last time she's seen the top of a refrigerator.


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[Assistant] She didn't get her height from her mom and her daddy. No. Actually she did, cause what is she, about five-five?


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[Assistant] That is nice. There's another one. I don't know, there's a few of them that I- You took em, took em? No. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] No, some, some dad apparently took his twins out duck hunting in a packing place. They had a boat blind.


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[Assistant] You know, and they was on like to bow the boat in a little pack and play up under the blind.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we walk when it's warm out. I gotta do something to get out of that house. Them four walls getting, getting tight. Getting tight. They get tight up in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's going. They're sleeping good. They're just, they're very angry a lot now.


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[Assistant] That's where she's at, she's three? It's about to be four. Is she really? Man, we're getting old. Yo, Hannah was fun.


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[Assistant] It's a cow that's still intact. It's a male cow that's intact.


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[Assistant] That's wild. Maybe we'll get him fired up after the break. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] To be wearing high quality clothing, that is American made. That's a tough thing to find these days, but you can find it with American Giant. They make great stuff. And look, just because they're called American Giant, they got sizes for everybody. It ain't just a big and tall store. So, got one, you can shop there too.


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[Assistant] Get what you want. It's winter time. It's hoodie season. That's what they're known for. They're classic full zip hoodie.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you it is. You get a little warm, unzip it. You ain't gonna break the zipper. You don't have to be scared to unzip your hoodie. It's all made with great


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[Assistant] More than making great clothes, they're rebuilding the craftsmanship and community that make Made in America quality possible. Unlike how most clothes are made today as quickly, cheaply, and profitable as possible, the classic full zip from American Giant is made to wear, not wear out.


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[Assistant] They have truly functional details like hardware and pre-shark cotton, reinforced elbow, structured side panels, and custom hardware. It's quality you can feel immediately. You'll wonder why all clothes aren't made this way. No wonder it's been called the greatest hoodie ever made for ten years and counting. Ten years.


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[Assistant] I'll send you this one too. I'll show you what we did last night. He was asking about the boys.


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[Assistant] They sat there and swam circles, not swimming. I mean, they were obviously just kicking their legs, but it was, and look, they got so tired in like five minutes. They were like.


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[Assistant] That's the one thing that they wish they had more of on a Titanic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, but that's, yeah, that thing was hilarious, but they kid, I didn't know what they were going to do. Like the most nerve wracking part of it was putting them in the water and letting go.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was like, I was like, and I finally let go. Oh, they would just sit there and kick their legs and like spin in a circle. It's amazing how good a baby can float. Like they figured out pretty quick. Like their legs just go bloop and say, I don't have that skill. When I get in the water, I go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they need to know how to float. We spend way too much time around water to not. In case they step in a stump hole. Stump hole, fall out the boat, messing around by the pond. I mean there's just too much, we're surrounded by water pretty much at all times, so they need to.


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[Assistant] But it was funny, I was kind of wishing A, I had a bathtub big enough and B, they made one for adults. I'd get into that.


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[Assistant] I'd probably just get one of them off the side of the cargo ship.


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[Assistant] There's a nice though, that one's got like, it's called like a chin rest, so it doesn't like get up tight around there.


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[Assistant] No, their face just sits like right on top of them.


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[Assistant] That's neat. Brittany saw it on Instagram. She had to have it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, mom, moms of young children on Instagram have sold this family a lot of stuff. So that's bizarre. There you go. That's whatever. I don't care. They seem happy.


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[Assistant] Next Christmas is gonna be fun, cause it'll be like, what, a year and two months old? Next Christmas, I mean this year they're like, give me a bottle. You know, yeaah. They won't know.


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[Assistant] Next year? That's coming up. Yeaah, next year. No, not this year.


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[Assistant] Maybe not in the year after that. As far as they're concerned, this year, yesterday was Christmas. They have, there's no concept of time or anything. Why, they told you? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, I've never watched it. They actually wanted the picture with us.


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[Assistant] No, I wouldn't, no. I'd catch a charge, I couldn't do that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'd probably be the one packing the orders while Goblin was building, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I cut mine, I don't know, it's been a while, maybe 10 years ago, but I cut it on a briar. It's a briar caught me on corner of my eye.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's smarted. It hurt as bad as you think. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's smarted. But I was like, you know, I'll be all right. And about two days later, it got infected. And then that's, yeah, I had to go in there. They, they put some kind of stuff that looked like highlighter fluid in my eye.


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[Assistant] Get them to change the mold. Hey, that'd be a pretty good idea. The Godwin line of jazz.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's a big, uh, jig. I'd sell it.


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[Assistant] Old man jigs. Glaucoma. That could be a color.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, speaking in a hurry, let's hurry up and take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Y'all know, we talking about MyPillow and all their line of products. Our friend, Michael Endale, the MyPillow guy. Personal close friend of ours. Who has got?


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[Assistant] Uhm, anyway, there's a full line of products, whether it's the My Pillows, the My Pillow Sheets, the My Slippers, My Towels, you name it. It's a great website. It's all fantastic, and they're all mine.


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[Assistant] And a 60 day money back guarantee, but I know you're going to love them. Look, you've got to check out all the great specials for MyPillow now. Go to MyPillow.com slash


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[Assistant] Nah. I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me tossing. I'm fixing to break them. You fix to break them boys. Are you? How many can you break? With your head?


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[Assistant] You gotta head butted if you're gonna do it. They're like them old boys, just travel around.


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[Assistant] No, no, he got weeded out. Why not? I went out my side the other day, it's fun.


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[Assistant] Man, it's sad. Duxy's enclosed again. I know. Hey, but I got good news.


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[Assistant] It's heavy. I ain't sent that in. That's mine.


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[Assistant] That's what I had the other day that Macmillan took my pen and used all the ink on my notepad and then they both end up over there. I don't know how it happened.


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[Assistant] I don't miss that. Yeah, our coffee filters are thicker than that stuff, boy.


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[Assistant] You brought your own toilet paper? Nah, not toilet paper. They got that bidet in there, don't they?


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. You can install it. Here we go. I'm not sharing that.


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[Assistant] I ain't even gonna tell ya, I like how your dude wipes in my truck. I would too. Except now. Oh, I had a...


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[Assistant] You didn't use it on your wallet, did you? No. We had one of those that day when we was hunting.


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[Assistant] His wallet fell out of his pocket. Right on top of the wallet. Right on top of the wallet.


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[Assistant] He said I turned and looked and he said my wallet was just covered in it. I said, what'd you do with that wallet? He said everything in it is in my pocket.


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[Assistant] I said, so the wallet is still there? He said, yeah. I said, okay, I'll know that spot.


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[Assistant] That's a cowboy joke right there boys. And that's a wrap. Let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] He's thinking, you go first. I don't want to drive by and see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like most things in life, unmet expectations.


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[Assistant] His son's expecting one thing, his dad's not giving it to him, but dad probably don't even realize that. Nope. Just, what is known.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but they need to have a, they need to have like a 1099 or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's different, different. 1099. Well, it's different. I look, I see them guys. There's this one guy here that's famous for sitting at the same place. He'd been there for four years. Bro, it's time to either change locations, but the rest of us is on to you.


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[Assistant] You doing all right if you've been here every day for four years, why you keep coming back? You could have had a job in four years, like.


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[Assistant] But like at gas stations and stuff, I run into people all the time. Hey man, you got 20 bucks. No, but I'll go in there and buy you whatever you want. And if they say sure, then we go in there. I get whatever they want. If they say, no, I need $20. I'm like, sorry, bro. You're out. I offered.


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[Assistant] I just tried to help you, just because I didn't give you the help you wanted.


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[Assistant] There's off chance if I'm in a hurry and I just have a soft spot, I'll give them cash, but very rarely. But I'll buy them goods. Like, whatever you need. You needed gas?


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[Assistant] Pull your car over here. I'll fill it up. Pull in right behind mine when I get done.


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[Assistant] When I get done pumping mine up, that I'll, I'll give you $20 worth of fuel. And then that's generally, you find out their true intentions then.


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[Assistant] So is accepting the offers that are being given to you. Just as important.


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[Assistant] Well we don't want to quit meddling and get to preaching. Let's get out of here.


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[Assistant] I have been like, hey, if you want to work, come up to that commander. Lawyers need to be swept. They don't ever show up.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the Jock Call Room. We have, uh, Martin is at the pediatrician this morning. Kids are doing great. Uh, but we have Stone, Goblin, Si. Si isn't all orange.


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[Assistant] Let's take care of all those kids over there who need help.


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[Assistant] That's true. Cause one time they were here and Si walked into the warehouse and he was in a full clown outfit. And I said, what, what's happening? I'm just trying to make people smile, baby.


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[Assistant] And I think the one thing you have figured out on this life side is there will be troubles and I'm going to have the joy of the Lord in me and we all can learn that from you about having joy.


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[Assistant] You know what I wish I had right now, JD? Tell me about it, Cy. I wish I had my fluffy pillow. Your fluffy pillow? Is it my pillow or is it your pillow?


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[Assistant] My pillow, look, we love all those products over at My Pillow. Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, just churning out fantastic products, right and left. Sheets, towels, slippers, pillows. Towels are the best. I'm a fan of the slippers. Fluffy, fluffy towels. Fluffy, fluffy slippers. Look.


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[Assistant] He's got great stuff and they're priced great. It's just...


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[Assistant] It's a no-brainer that you need to go check these out. And right now.


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[Assistant] MyPillow is having their biggest bedsheet sale ever. The MyPillow per cow sheets are available in a variety of colors. And...


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[Assistant] Yes, that's right. All sizes are on sale. Here's an example. Queen size sheets are regularly priced $89.98.


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[Assistant] Right now, they're only $39.98. $50 saving. With promo code duck at mypillow.com slash duck and order now cause it is a limited supply. The MyPillow per cow sheets are breathable and have a cool crispy.


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[Assistant] They come with a 10 year warranty and a 60 day money back guarantee. You're not gonna need that. You're gonna love them.


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[Assistant] So just trust me on that one, but you've gotta check out the great specials from MyPillow. Go to mypillow.com slash duck and use promo code duck to get up to 66% off.


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[Assistant] And get the MyPillow per cal sheets for as low as $29.98. Again, just go to mypillow.com slash duck and use promo code.


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[Assistant] Duck! Or call 800-969-3137 and use promo code DUCK! Order now because when they gone...


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[Assistant] He said, I like it when we preach.


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[Assistant] You recently, Stone sent you hunting with Willy. Was there any hope in that situation?


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[Assistant] So you're saying Willy just doesn't sit still. Well, hey.


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[Assistant] Where does he get that from? Like is there any family relation? That can't sit still.


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[Assistant] If you're on time, you're late. And if you're early, you're on time. It used to make me so mad.


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[Assistant] Nah, I think my dad's on Darbon. Or the washaday.


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[Assistant] I don't know. We can go into this. Here, you tell me, Godwin. If I can get it up.


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[Assistant] My dad just- Oh my goodness. My dad just sent me this. Where is that? Uh, he's on the river.


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[Assistant] He found some deer on the river. He's not a very good cameraman.


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[Assistant] Does anybody, I mean Martin's a biologist. It ain't rained in eight years. Are we in a drought? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm saying 79 or 80. You're saying 79 or 80? Yep. 1981.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright, don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] So whenever I had my Fitbit, I measured everything I did in steps. And I realized if you drive around.


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[Assistant] You are saving yourself a grand total of about 30 steps. That's literally it.


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[Assistant] If you park at the back of Walmart, which is like the biggest parking lot we got. Yep.


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[Assistant] What if there's just an open parking spot right when you pull in the parking lot at the back?


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[Assistant] I never, and like, oh, it never, the only thing that makes me more angry in a parking lot is whenever you pull in and you get behind somebody and then they're like, oh, there's somebody with their buggy about to move out of this parking spot and then they


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[Assistant] Well, there's, well, there is differences, but most of the time it's just people that want to be by the door for some reason. Because.


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[Assistant] My dad, my dad did get on the laziness of America the other day. And I think he brought, cause,


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[Assistant] He was raised and probably you were raised by the greatest generation.


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[Assistant] And he was telling me about the dude that he used to buy crickets from who was like.


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[Assistant] We have the biggest cricket farm in like the world here in West Monroe. What are the odds of that? Who knows? It's Armstrong cricket farm. But he talks about the guy that started it every Saturday. He had to drive past my dad and he'd call him and.


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[Assistant] Show up, he's like 80 years old and he's still working hard and he's like, he got tons of money. He don't need it. And he just kept working hard all the way to the end because it's the way he was raised. And what happens, huh? You've been here for all of it. I haven't.


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[Assistant] But he worked his tail off for what he had. My dad's favorite saying is good things come to those who work their butts off. Well, no, no. That's right.


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[Assistant] Just, well, I don't know the answer to fix it for society as a whole, but if you're listening, work your butt off, be appreciative for what you have, and have some perspective, and I can almost guarantee you, if you do those things, life will be better.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I, uh, I talked back to my mama a couple times. I never talked back to my dad, but I thought I could get away with it with my mom and then my dad let me know that wasn't gonna work either.


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[Assistant] All right. And we're back and we're in that inbox. If you ever want to email us and have us maybe read a question or whatever you want here in the duck call room email, I said,


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the email. So are you ready? Yeah. Are you reading it?


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[Assistant] It's a weird one and I didn't, I never thought I'd read this, but it's simple. Can tobacco use send you to hell?


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[Assistant] Because apparently there's some family disagreement. I won't get into all that. But, he likes a little bit of tobacco.


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[Assistant] Some people in this family say, it'll send you straight to hell. I don't think it'll send you straight to hell, but if you're on that path, it might send you there.


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[Assistant] I think I'm on the same page as Si here. I don't, I, I, there's freedom to do stuff and I,


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[Assistant] Because God's given us a lot of really great things here on this earth that can be wonderful, but they can also be abused.


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[Assistant] There's stuff that's good. And there's stuff that's bad. And there's stuff I can do with my wife that's great. But if I go out and just whatever win it, that's bad.


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[Assistant] So, you gotta read the Bible and you gotta know his plan for it. It's like what Psy said with alcohol.


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[Assistant] And shockingly enough, if you follow God's plan, there's no


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[Assistant] That's it from the Duck Call Room. There's the podcast. I'm going to call back to the first segment for our Bible verse of the day, James 1, 27, religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this, to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.


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[Assistant] Alright, well thanks for tuning in. We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Back into that fridge. Back into the fridge. Goodies. The duck fat fries.


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[Assistant] I think we did a Duck Dynasty episode about that, him and his icy stares.


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[Assistant] Somebody tell Bailey she's hired. Cause unlike her grandpa, or her great grandpa and her great uncle, she wears the right stuff. Somebody tell her she can work for Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] Now the biggest thing is the places Si gets to hunt now have gotten way better. Oh no. Than when I was running around. Oh no. We running around hunting a bunch of gars.


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[Assistant] I was just hoping you- I won't forget that one. I was hoping you brought some of that backstrap back so we could dunk it in that dubby sauce and get to eating, son.


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[Assistant] That's a good point. The problem we got stoned is we now hunting with a bunch of old men.


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[Assistant] When we the youngest of the bunch, that's a problem. I'm steady recruiting somebody younger than me. I'm tired of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I always noticed, when y'all got about our age, you started bringing in younger crew.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just, it's wild. I'm looking around this weekend on opening day, and seeing how slow everybody was on the shotgun, and I say, yep. I'm hunting with a bunch of old men now. I used to, whenever I used to call the shot, I'd generally say kill them.


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[Assistant] And most of the time I couldn't get KUH out of my mouth. Now I'm going, kill him, kill him, kill him. Then he reached over there and popped him and told me, shoot him. There's one of them calling right there, I ought to put his old butt on here. He done got old and slow. Clay, Clay is old.


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[Assistant] He missed a duck. He said, well, that's wild. I just went to the eye doctor. I said, you need to get a refund.


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[Assistant] Nah, but I'm saying you watch like Premier League and all that mess. I saw you in that office next to me, son. You ain't.


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[Assistant] I knew every day at approximately 2 p.m. What's your next 90 minutes?


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[Assistant] I mean, I will say that for soccer, they have a very for sure time limit.


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[Assistant] Like there's, you can set a watch by them. They're, they're not the game that's going to be over in an hour or last five. It's, it's pretty much 90 minutes.


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[Assistant] I like Ted Lassa. That means I like soccer. Guilty.


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[Assistant] My biggest problem with soccer has always been that they can declare a no winner.


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[Assistant] Like during the regular season, they just walk off, kind of like what's wrong with the NFL now. They can walk off and say, no, it's a tie. It's a tie. I don't, I don't like that. Nope. Somebody needs to lose.


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[Assistant] I only went once. You've only been once? We killed more than five.


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[Assistant] Four of us. All four of them.


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[Assistant] We've got to try them out. Preacher got to try them out. I let Angela, who works for us, take my blue one the other day to a soccer game because she was worried about freezing to death. I said, here you go, take this with you. Something which reminds me, I gotta get that back.


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[Assistant] And asked if it was okay if they parked their trailer on our parking lot.


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[Assistant] And I said, yeah, that's fine. I don't care. Whatever. You know, and then they, I said, what are y'all doing here? I didn't know what they were doing. I had no idea. They said, well, we're digging these ditches out. I said, well, that's good. Cause it stay a little soggy around here.


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[Assistant] He said, well, we just gonna haul it to our landfill. I said, nah, you see that big crater back there? Go fill that thing in one time. I said, just get me a base layer started with that mud.


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[Assistant] Because you can't hardly get nobody to come fix a 10 by 10 piece of asphalt.


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[Assistant] And so, and you certainly can't afford it if they do. So I'm starting with dirt first.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I swear that's the way they love to start to, but I got a free load of dirt. And once the dirt gets in there and gets packed, I'll get some more of that SB2 back there. I just figured it was a cheap way to fix that gray rock back there.


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[Assistant] I ain't so sure that goggle eye ain't like a coot. Just take off walking down the street. Get there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he didn't even miss it when we all had the stomach flu. Or the food poisoning or whatever we got that time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. He did. Oh, he's not going to miss.


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[Assistant] I say him way one time, I learned my lesson. I went and got my wisdom teeth cut out to Friday before second split.


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[Assistant] And woke up next morning and felt alright. And I went and I shot my shotgun one time.


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[Assistant] I pretty well wrapped me up. Oh, I bet. I ate the medicine they gave me and then I went to sleep and I woke up and we had however many people, they had a limit plus one, the one that I killed, my one shot.


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[Assistant] And I did, I slipped through the whole thing, had no idea that they had shot 30 ducks or however many it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a bad deal. But there's something about going that I don't feel that way no more, but I know where he was. I know where he is. It's incredible that at 76 he still got it. Cause Duxie's been open three days. I've been one time. So I just, I ain't mad at him. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I went one time, we killed one Mallard Drake. I didn't see very many Mallards. I said, I'll be back when the Mallards show up. I got no interest in shooting Teal and Gadwall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the problem is hunting too rough, go shoot them till right now. You gotta go wait out there after them. They ain't around a duck blind yet. As waiting days are over. Yeah, they get there. It's only a matter of time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like at one o'clock in the morning. It was sleeting.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, pretty much me and snow. Yeaah. That's a lot. Cause I'm a lot. That's a lot of snow. That's a whole lot. I ain't interested in snow.


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[Assistant] Didn't make it. Can't go. They all ended up back down at their house. We don't have the proper equipment. I took off walking to the Dollar General just to get out. There you go. Didn't see no panther. Just walked to the Dollar General.


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[Assistant] I made the news, I'm with you on that. That's legit. I can fight.


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[Assistant] You probably know him as The My Pillow Guy, as you should, because his pillows are awesome and he's, he's an American.


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[Assistant] And his face is on a, not his face, his whole body is on a pillow. Holding the American flag, baby! Cause, you know, America. Why not? Look, we got the sheets.


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[Assistant] Love em, got the towels, love em. The towels are the best.


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[Assistant] Brittany took both pairs of slippers. The fact that they don't ever leave her feet, I'm assuming, means that she loves them.


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[Assistant] And the pillows, well they've been out forever, you know what the pillow is. That thing's fantastic. It's my pillow. Look, sheets are soft, towels, size.


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[Assistant] He likes drying off on a cloud. And you actually get dry, which is a big deal when it comes to towels, right? I mean to actually get dry.


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[Assistant] And use promo code or call 1-800-969-3137 and use promo code. Order now because when they go, they're gone.


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[Assistant] Old buck cut. What'd he do? What, he shot, he missed a deer twice, he only took two bullets with him, he missed a deer twice. So out of bullets, run back to the camp.


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[Assistant] Nah, cause his cameraman was still up in the stand and he done missed twice. You can't be firing off, I mean, wouldn't... That's a good...


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[Assistant] There's a rain jacket, you know, like slick material, so it just started melting like a plastic straw. So it started going up, so I ain't got no idea, he on fire, and them shells just bloop right in the heater, bloop right in the heater, bloop right in the heater.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's what I thought when I saw you running back.


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[Assistant] Man, a lot. So when you going, Duck Hunt? You ain't?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I ain't near as mad at him as I used to be. I found that out Saturday morning. Generally, you can't keep me from.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I went, but like the first three come in there, I just said, kill them. I never even grabbed my shotgun. I mean, they backpedaling in the plugs. I never even grabbed my weapon. I said.


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[Assistant] Yesterday was sunny, which thanks good, but didn't have no wind. Today was just cloudy, kind of jump.


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[Assistant] Nah, well, I got a good wind for where I want to hunt. So I'm hunting, I'm like deer hunting them. I'm hunting the wind. That's all I'm hunting.


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[Assistant] They're straight hunting the wind. Trying to find the right spot. Well, I want to go kill them where I want to kill them. That's just kind of that kind of deal. I don't want to...


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a little nest of them in there. What's the wind in the morning? What is it? I just think it's north, northeast. Northeast, north, northeast, yep. At about eight. It must be pretty good.


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[Assistant] I'm waiting on a good, strong south wind. We get a shroud, uh, which is weird cause it's November and we ain't had a south wind in like two weeks. So I'm waiting on, we get a good south wind. I got a spot that's going to be fun. Can you get Cy in there? Yeah, I'll probably get him in there.


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[Assistant] Nice comfortable duck blind, you just sit back, sit back, turn your head around and hold on.


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[Assistant] Huh? Who are you trying to weed out today? What do you mean? Oh, if you're protecting, I figured he's trying to gaur somebody. Oh yea, Reed. Reed, oh yea.


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[Assistant] Tell Reed you're sending him to the Triple G stand. Don't tell him what it means though.


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[Assistant] I can laugh at that, uhm. Hey man, you can. So I said it.


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[Assistant] I didn't get married until I was 29. Draw your own conclusions. Sy, you say no.


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[Assistant] Different strokes for different folks. I've seen it work. So I ain't going to tell you yes or no. I just waited. I waited a while. I had to get the selfish me out of me before I could even think about that. Just took me a little longer than most. So there you go.


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[Assistant] I agree. That, that's one of my take homes from Doug Dasty too. I'll never forget.


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[Assistant] You know, hey, we're young, we're in love, we're just gonna live on love. No, you won't starve to death. Trust me, we did it.


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[Assistant] If you've done the research and it bears itself out that it's a good decision, then go for it.


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[Assistant] Amen. I agree. I, I just, oof, 19. I cut them out.


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[Assistant] I couldn't do it. 19. 19, I'd have been divorced by 20. It was a wild ride, I can tell you that much.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, Allen. Thank you for what you do. For sure. Amen. Go on, girl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it all depends on your maturity. See, like when I became a Christian, I had to get away from some of my older, my, my, not older friends, my old friends.


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[Assistant] I was trying to get away from and I was not mature enough. If I went back to over there, I was going to go right back into that and I didn't want to do that.


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[Assistant] But now, I can go hang out with them. Of course, a lot of them have settled down and have flipped the switch too now. But I'm saying at that time, if I'd have went back over there,


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[Assistant] I'd have been nose deep back in doing, just running, doing whatever we were doing, you know? So I think it depends on your maturity level.


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[Assistant] In your faith, if he's mature enough to be around that and, but when I say mature, you can't sit there and judge her while you're looking at it either. That's dumb. That's going to lead towards ill will. You just got to be a part of it. Try to show her Jesus the best you can and see if she comes back to you. And if you don't, you got to be okay with saying, all right, we can be friends, but this is it.


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[Assistant] But don't, don't let the water in the ship. Keep the plug in the boat, like, cause you don't want to go down with it.


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[Assistant] Especially until you get to the point where you can turn around and go get people out of that old life.


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[Assistant] But if you gonna fall right back into that hole, I mean, you see it every day, still happens.


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[Assistant] They're hearing in the background. They did the other day. No, I'm, I think I'm good.


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[Assistant] What did you do? Under the big Georgia pine? No, it was a little bit south of that.


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[Assistant] My, my first opinion, I'd look at dad, I'd have to look at him, that's a bear, a small bear.


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[Assistant] That big of an animal to have that little tiny ears? No.


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[Assistant] Well, I know, but for the size of his body to the ears, no, it ain't right.


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[Assistant] Y'all are just, look, y'all are in La La Land. I quit!


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[Assistant] Okay. What I saw in the pickup was a real black Panther.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not a moving picture. Yeah, but he was moving when the picture was took.


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[Assistant] If he could do the moonwalk, he wouldn't even be able to see him. He would just be...


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[Assistant] It could have happened. Hey, I've been telling y'all that all along. All the animals from the south are moving north.


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[Assistant] Here's what I've seen on Phil's property. I've seen a black panther for real. And I've also seen a puma, the mountain lion. The puma.


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[Assistant] The cougar and then I've seen another thing three different times until this day from then to now presently.


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[Assistant] It was never identified. I never, I never figured it out. Hey, this was a inner unidentified.


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[Assistant] I have no idea what it really was. I seen it three different times. One time I thought, well, it could be a turkey doing his fanning. I said, no, he was too fast for a turkey.


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[Assistant] And then I said, well, I'm actually leaning toward, it was a river otter, a big one. Yeah. I'm leaning cause I seen him on the levy. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, on one of the places where red had dug to put some dirt on the road, it was full of water now and it was ripples on the water.


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[Assistant] So he, whatever it was, whatever it was, went in the water. Now wherever he stayed under it or whatever, went out of it, cause the water was river. But I figured it was a big giant otter.


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[Assistant] It's like a, it's like a bear. Okay, a monkey has got a distinct look to it.


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[Assistant] And he's got distinctive ears, too. Monkeys do. I'm sad. Is that? No.


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[Assistant] Oh, is it pristine? Okay, guess where I'm going. Where are you? I wanna go there with you. I'm going to New Zealand. Yeah, baby. What are you getting? Hey, I'm gonna get stuff that they pick off of a water vine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that lives in the ocean. Shark week. And then they run it through a system, okay, and they make.


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[Assistant] Omega XL pills. They're small. They're easy to swallow.


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[Assistant] Okay. Look and there, Hey, you got like something like 360 joints in your body. Amen. And every once in a while, something happens. You fall is wrong or whatever, or you step on something in your ankle twist or you just wake up. Oh, you just wake up and you feel some pain in one of your joints, the wrist, the knee, the elbow. Hey.


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[Assistant] You're losing SPMs, especially like when you get made, sadly for.


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[Assistant] That's right, and I can pop them, okay, swash them down with a little spot of tea, then you hear sirens, you hear...


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[Assistant] Tire squalling, they hit it 155 miles an hour, and guess where they're going? They're going to the point of information.


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[Assistant] Amen. Whether it be in your elbow, your knee, your toe.


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[Assistant] And look, and as soon as they get there, they take care of business, okay? The pain is gone. Martin, tell them how to get this amazing-


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[Assistant] What is it? About 30 mile. Well, it's 12 mile mile.


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[Assistant] Have you mowed it? Yeah. Why do they call it 12 mile bar then?


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[Assistant] That, hey, and I had an unidentified fish in that place.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, cause it only happened at night. Okay.


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[Assistant] Just like everything else. And I'm talking about, hey, gigantic fish. Okay. Big. Some of them, oh, eight, 10 foot long.


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[Assistant] No, no, I thought it was a tarpon. That's what I, hey, that's what I identified as, as a tarpon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in 12 mile bow, when I was a teenager.


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[Assistant] So as a child, you say that's what I, that's what I grew up with. But you planted a bunch of, no, no, I didn't. This is the first time it's just like when me and miss great Jane was here was her stories were always true.


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[Assistant] That was his story. Mine, I added a little bit to it.


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[Assistant] This, this takes me back into Hickonaut Wars.


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[Assistant] You can wait till they get right, fall off it when they hit the ground.


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[Assistant] They pop open, okay, and then you got to just a hard hickor nut.


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[Assistant] That's why I talk, uh, Harold lost his two front teeth from a hiccup nut war.


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[Assistant] Was that the end? He didn't hit him, but he hit the tree. He was standing behind and then it ricocheted.


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[Assistant] Oh it is, cause look, the best one you could get is...


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[Assistant] The cow dropped it, okay, in a big pile, and it was liquid.


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[Assistant] You wait to get a little dry, good on top. Still soft in the middle. Then you take like a sharp shooter shovel and gently pick it up and then flip it over.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, you keep that soft for when you hide behind a tree and somebody walks by you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's bad enough to hit you with a pie, but to hit you with a cow patty pie.


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[Assistant] It's just like the Indians when they ride up to you with their spear.


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[Assistant] That way you hide behind a tree and as soon as you walk you put it in his face and take off running. Cause if you happen to have a baby going on you think it's shot.


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[Assistant] And we was known to carry weapons when we was, you know, playing. Just in case somebody did the unthinkable.


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[Assistant] Hey, there's a lot of people, okay, Jimmy Frank Robertson was responsible, okay, for getting a lot of young men scholarships.


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[Assistant] Huh, teach them how to play ball. And they didn't have a choice in it. This was, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh hey, that's what I played in high school. I was the monster man.


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[Assistant] So you probably got a little ivermectin up in you. I'm just telling you, we got a great immune system. Barefooted in summertime.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. No, no, their feet, listen to me. I'm serious. Our feet were so tough. Okay. And they was about the color of this file, a little darker. Probably the color of the teeth, the bottom of our feet were.


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[Assistant] And you could throw a mason jar down and bust it and we could walk on it and we could get cut.


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[Assistant] When mom would just say, hey, we got ready for breakfast, go out there and get a slab of bacon, bring it in here. She'd cut big, thick slices of bacon and fry it up, you know.


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[Assistant] That's a question. We didn't really carry, you know, we were out of paid attention. I'm just nerdy enough to pay attention to that. We were not into DNA of the bull of the cow. You just needed to be baked on the top. It was crusty and soft on the bottom.


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[Assistant] This is brand new. Yeah. It's a bonafide diabetic.


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[Assistant] Are you kidding me? No. Everybody around here is getting lonely too. I know.


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[Assistant] Hey, let's see, let me get my pipe down. I can pop that off. I can pop it right off.


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[Assistant] That's like I've got insulin resistance here on my belly. What does that mean? It means fat, but that's how you cure it.


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[Assistant] There you go. Oh, you gotta change channels, okay. I, I and SP don't, don't show go-low. You gotta get that on another channel.


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[Assistant] I always wonder when I went by there and I seen them going through the cemetery, I was wondering, what is this bunch doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I know one thing I'm more like heaven. He said, cause Hey, first thing that's Jesus rose from the dead. He wanted to have a fish fry.


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[Assistant] Why is 10,000 a step important? Cause I heard that. Yeah, I hear it all the time. Why not?


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[Assistant] Oh, I ain't gonna do it just to see. I think that belongs out there in the cow patty pile.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but hey, it ain't the charging pack that's going down. Your phone went down. So you've got to charge, you got to put the charge.


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[Assistant] No, hey, this is never needed, hey, just always recharge it. Just plug it into itself, into itself. Or it's always on the charge. You can't charge it. I understand, I understand. So it's like an alternator.


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[Assistant] No. Yeah, he does. I don't feel no. He knows this. When he sees the arrow pointing down, you eat.


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[Assistant] Speaking about news while ago, somebody said news. Is there anything worth listening to in the news these days? I don't watch it.


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[Assistant] Okay and that we do not have anything good to report on the, on the people.


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[Assistant] There's been like seven times in the last 640 million years, just seven times. Four of them was, uh, hot and then three of them were cold. And at one time, this ball that we call earth was completely iced and snowed over.


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[Assistant] It was just a big round ball of snow.


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[Assistant] Resuscitate? Resuscitate. How do you resuscitate an elephant? Blow through the trunk?


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[Assistant] It scares me every time. Hey, you can get with that if you got a lot of peanuts. They work for peanuts. I thought you knew that, JD.


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[Assistant] They are too. That is not true. That's a cartoon. He walks on his tiptoes when mice come around.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, Hey, I've seen that on television. You don't quit.


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[Assistant] See? No, no, no. Queen Pea has got more issues, okay?


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[Assistant] He's like, uh, Caleb on the, on the, on the commercial.


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[Assistant] Well no no, he's got his own therapist, he's got his own doctor, he's got nurses.


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[Assistant] Hey, whatever you got, hope you get rid of it, darlin'. And hey, you can jump and play and dance and whatever. There you go.


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[Assistant] I guess y'all ate them all. Don't talk about that. I guess they ate them all.


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[Assistant] No, no, I had a bet with me. He said, hey, you mind signing my leg? And I said, nah. He said, here. I said, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] This might help or it might not. Maybe you're focusing on the wrong things.


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[Assistant] You get, you get too wrapped up in what's got you down.


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[Assistant] Instead of looking, cause I always, the Bible says this way, Jesus says, hey, keep your eyes on me.


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[Assistant] And that way, okay, if you're always looking, you know, Jesus will keep you positive.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the deal. What gives you, have character built?


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[Assistant] He has promised you a few things. One of them is that I'll never leave you.


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[Assistant] So he's always there. Okay. You know, cause just think about it. You're not going to go through this world without getting burned or mistreated by somebody.


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[Assistant] And the only thing you can control, you can't control what happens around you.


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[Assistant] The only thing you can control is how you respond to what happens either to you or around you.


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[Assistant] That's the only thing you can control. Like if you do something bad to me.


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[Assistant] I can only troll what I do about it.


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[Assistant] I can either get angry, hit you back, which does not solve anything, or I can turn the other cheek and let you get away with it.


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[Assistant] In other words, like the Bible says, it's this way, kill them with kindness. By doing that, you're heaping coals upon their head. Burning coal. Hot. A coal is hot, red hot. Okay, so look, who's, who's stronger?


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[Assistant] The guy that gets angry and hits back, or the guy that says, hey.


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[Assistant] You did me wrong, but hey, I'm going to turn around and walk away from you. It's always the guy that walks away. He's stronger. He's better than you are because he didn't stoop to what you just did.


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[Assistant] They'll stuff their craw till you just, you literally have one sticking out their mouth.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I've seen, I've seen Phil grab them out of their goozle and then break them open and eat them.


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[Assistant] Goozle. But hey, the first time I picked one up, I thought there was something wrong with it.


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[Assistant] I said, hey, you can't eat these ducks, there's something wrong with them. And he's all butched out live and he said, hey, that's peanuts, he's full of them.


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[Assistant] Well hey, there's the shell. He said the shell, he just cracked the shell open, you know. And I ate some peanuts.


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[Assistant] Me, his daughter, and then Chad and his daughter went out and was managing the herd last night.


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[Assistant] We got three, three girls shot one and I shot one in mine. I, you know, they, they, the girl said you shot that little baby. It was a two year old dough, but I thought she was broadside wrong. It's a bad shot. I hit the shoulder, come out the gut.


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[Assistant] We do not hate, we're like old, uh, uh, Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones. I hate rudeness in a person.


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[Assistant] I remember when I used to go. No, no, look, we sit there and play. No, no, look, we used to sit there for like 30 minutes playing musical deer. Musical deer? Yea, they're all standing together in a wad.


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[Assistant] And as you know, if we was lawbreakers, we could, we could shoot one time and drop about four.


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[Assistant] Even if you do, it's for management purposes.


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[Assistant] And then we're seeing, uh, he probably was a six point. I didn't see his brow towns. I don't know if he had them. I know he was a four point.


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[Assistant] All right boys, we can fix the take a trip. Oh boy. One place on earth where you can find this product. Where are we going? That's the pristine water off of New Zealand coast.


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[Assistant] Okay. And what you find there is a mega XL. Oh baby. I call it the fountain of youth because Hey, look, your body has got 360 joints.


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[Assistant] Okay and everyone's why you do something and you overextend yourself and you get information and one of them joints, knee ankle, elbow, whatever. Okay. Because I, when you get my age, your FPMs are down low boys.


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[Assistant] But, two bottles and the last one is all free.


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[Assistant] And they both saying, her and him, he walks in somewhere. What are you, are we going deer hunting or not? You know, and I said, Hey girls.


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[Assistant] I said look, they're getting everything ready. Patience, patience my child.


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[Assistant] Even the bottle didn't come down.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh no, they got one, but that, that ain't, that's a Robertson trait.


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[Assistant] I was always a mate. I couldn't, I couldn't feed him fast enough, man.


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[Assistant] Well, that's why. No, no, seriously. I was watching Christine. I said, you know, cause it's.


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[Assistant] Well, I imagine they probably are doubt pretty quickly. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But what's that? And then so, Oh, wait a minute. Oh yeah, that's all right.


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[Assistant] That it's a joyous time of the year for that person.


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[Assistant] It was aggressive there's a guy that when i go down the fields okay he always just put them out he puts you know christmas lights everywhere puts up.


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[Assistant] The things out in the yard, deers and uh, you know, he does it. I mean, he, he goes whole hog.


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[Assistant] Look, i'll tell you right where it's at, it's right there where you see the signs of prion.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I watched them whoop up on Kentucky's other than that.


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[Assistant] Well, that goes along with the people say, okay, I'm going to forgive you, but I ain't going to forget it. Well, hey, you didn't forgive me. If you still hold on to it, when you say I forgive you, you move on.


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[Assistant] God, God does it the best. Okay. Just white piece of paper. You know, he wipes it clean.


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[Assistant] It ain't there no more, and the human rights needs to learn that. Okay, and especially to ourselves.


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[Assistant] Okay, so a lot, I've heard a lot of people tell me, Oh, I'm just so bad. He can't forgive me. Hey, Jesus is big enough and powerful enough. He can take care of it, dude. Trust me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he takes care of it. Okay. And yes, you can, you can forgive the man.


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[Assistant] You either got it like a thorn, you got to take it out and get it out or it's going to fester up and get, get real irritating.


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[Assistant] I always tell, I tell Al when he was having trouble. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, unless you've been wronged and, you know, you don't know what forgiveness is.


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[Assistant] Here's people have have morning talk in their family for crying out loud. Yeah, that's when it had that's that's dangerous.


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[Assistant] Okay, and not only that dude, hey, you first have got to realize you have a problem. That's the first step to correcting it.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, nothing's too big for Jesus to handle, baby.


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[Assistant] I changed 975 diapers. He's got to change double that.