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[Assistant] I mean, I think in this NBA, it is, right? Because the players want so much say, and they have a lot of say, when they want to be, it's the only sport where the player wants to be traded, he gets traded. Nine times out of ten.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know if it happens in hockey, I'm not sure, but, but uhm, in the NBA the players have a ton of power. LeBron wants to be the GM.


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[Assistant] When he's on every team, but then he gets none. I think it's funny as much as I like LeBron. LeBron wants to put together every team. When it goes badly, he never gets to blame.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? Lebron never gets blamed for anything. But, uh, yeaah, I think the player, the superstars do owe it to the team to recruit.


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[Assistant] I will say though, that initially, I think most of us, including the three of us who have, none of us were big baker supporters in this group, unlike Jay and some others. But initially I wasn't anti-baker, none of us were.


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[Assistant] He played nice as a rookie and then the second year he was not good and then the third year he got off to a bad start and then the back two thirds of the season he played very well. But that's been it.


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[Assistant] But initially rookie year, I think most of us were on board for Baker. We thought he had more upside than he turned out.


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[Assistant] That was a fun year, no doubt. That was like whoo. That was a fun year, so was two years later. Alright Mike, what do we got?


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[Assistant] By the way, before we answer that question, speaking of going viral, have you guys signed up for this new thread app? I have. Through Instagram? Yes. No. Hopefully it's going to take over for Twitter?


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[Assistant] Somebody sent me an invitation to this blue sky, or the April on Twitter. She sent me an invitation to blue sky, signed up for that, but I want something. Twitter has gone down the toilet.


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[Assistant] I was reading that somebody said that they're gonna go bankrupt. I don't know what's gonna happen. Who knows if any of that's true. But we need an option if Twitter does completely collapse.


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[Assistant] I don't like any of them. But it's good for you to get the information. It's good for collecting.


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[Assistant] That's fine, everybody does it their own way. Most people do just watch. There's a ton of negatives about social media. In reality, it's probably more bad than good, but there are some real positives. Yeaah, yeaah. You know, for example, quick example and then we'll get to this.


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[Assistant] I hadn't even heard the story until I saw it on EFPN. But there's this kid, oh, he's like 19, 20.


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[Assistant] On, I don't know if it was Twitter. I remember seeing, I saw that too. And he was doing all these different, like, cause the kid, he got no money, so he was using like all these oddball things to make a batting tee, to make his catcher's gear, and he was showing some excellent, like, raw skills. Well, it blew up so big that he got invited to


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[Assistant] Uh, Major League Baseball now has this league that's for potential draft prospects. I can't remember, it might be called the draft league or whatever. And he got invited to be part of that. And if it wasn't for social media, nobody would have found this kid.


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[Assistant] And like I'm, you know, it's a cool, I saw the story on ESPN, but it's, it's cool. Like I, there's never been a player in the majors from Africa, I don't think. That's crazy. That I can think of.


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[Assistant] It'll show you- There's a lot of good and bad. Unfortunately, the bad is really bad. But, uh, Mike, uh, go ahead. There's never been a player from Africa, right?


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[Assistant] Engope, yeaah. Engope. Okay, so it must not be, it must be, there's never been a baseball player from this guy's country. Where's Gift Engope from?


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[Assistant] This is easy, guys. There's no chance I can score 15 points in an NBA game. I'm realistic about my abilities as an athlete or non-athlete. Uh, a million dollars changes my life. It would for most people.


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[Assistant] And you got it for free. And I got it for nothing. You didn't have to do it, you just showed up. Yes, I'd rather have 15 million or 20 million, whatever it was, but the odds of me scoring 15 points in an NBA game are about a million to one, so I'm not taking that chance, I'm taking the million easy. Now, if I were somebody that was a good basketball, like a good, you know,


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[Assistant] If it were like, if I were a good street player and it was like two points, yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] Imani Bates should take the 15, he would get the 15. You think he would? In a real NBA game where the guys are playing.


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[Assistant] That's like. Fifteen points for a regular Joe is impossible. Impossible. Five yards for a regular Joe, if you're in great shape, might be possible because you'd have the protection of an offensive line. Yea. You could do a rugby scrum. I don't think I could do it. I don't know. Let's go, let's go.


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[Assistant] Tyves could. You five yards? Tyves could get five yards on ten carries, yes. Tyves could get five yards on five carries. Probably.


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[Assistant] That's two yards. Gee, 15 years ago I would have said you could do it. You're too old now, no offense. Definitely Jason and I can't, no way Mike can, no way Earl can, no way Anthony can.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, maybe, you know, Mike and Earl, maybe, but like, I can't get, like, I can't even get out of my stance quick enough.


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[Assistant] It's a late night in the middle of May as I sit here in my studio to get started with the editing of this video.


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[Assistant] The nights are getting so bright now and the spring has fully arrived, even if it's been a cold one so far.


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[Assistant] But I will just try anyway. I have hours of footage of me digging in the ground, but I'm gonna try to find some interesting parts and give you a good summary of these weeks.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, I have been able to squeeze in a few minutes of that spring beauty too. But actually, this is how my spring has been looking like so far.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you, uhm, suggested that I start from the top instead and maybe that's a good advice.


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[Assistant] You have to make it go in. I'm just trying it out a little bit.


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[Assistant] Inside, all over. And the smell inside, it's like...


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[Assistant] It smells like pee from a cat or something. It doesn't smell good, so uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a little bit worried because I understand that there has been mouse or mice living there the whole winter or something. I'm not sure how they got in. It feels a bit sensitive to have mice in the van because they could


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[Assistant] I don't really know about this stuff. Is there any van people out there that have any good advice when it comes to this? This is so nasty!


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[Assistant] I had to throw away most of the fabrics in the van, and I spent a whole day and a whole evening cleaning everything I could possibly clean in there.


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[Assistant] It was a lot of hard work, but I enjoyed every second of it.


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[Assistant] And in the beginning of May, the ice on the lake melted away. It always feels so special to see the water again.


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[Assistant] It's incredible. All our food leftovers and vegetables things and you know, things that goes to waste. It just become this beautiful, beautiful soil. Full of good things. This part at the bottom, it's actually three years old.


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[Assistant] As always this time of the year, I tap birch sap from the birch trees, which I believe is so good for boosting us with energy after a long winter.


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[Assistant] How are you feeling?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it came just from the tree right now.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, you won't catch the cold and that's why you had to stay inside for a couple of days. Rise and shine!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a perfect day to put them in because it's sunny.


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[Assistant] A few days after Johan was sick, I also got the cold and felt really bad for a couple of days.


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[Assistant] When we thought we couldn't get more busy, we discovered that we have a water leak somewhere in the house.


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[Assistant] We opened up a part of the kitchen floor since we heard a lot of water sounds from there, but thankfully the water pipes were fine. In this moment, we still don't really know where exactly the leak is, but we are working on it.


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[Assistant] Hey! So this is the first calm evening in a long time.


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[Assistant] Well, it's still windy, but not as windy as it has been. It's been incredibly windy and cold lately. And it's also been a very messy time. When it's very windy, things get very chaotic. I don't know if I'm the only one who feels that way, but I've always thought about it. When there's very windy outside, things in my life happens to get messy. And I feel messy inside of me.


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[Assistant] Is it just me? Or is there anyone out there that can relate to that? But both me and Johan have recovered well from the cold now, so we start to feel like ourselves again. But yeah, our house is so messy. Our garden is so messy. And we have half done projects everywhere and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just a mess. But you know, sometimes life is just like that. I think the important thing is to


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[Assistant] Learn to find the peace within yourself in those times. If you look for perfection and silence outside of you.


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[Assistant] You might never really find it because there's always gonna be


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[Assistant] Stuff happening. There's always gonna be things you have to do or fix or work on. There's always gonna be movement around you. So, the piece has to come from within. But it's easier said than done.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I just wanted to give you a quick update since I started editing this video like three days ago. So, first of all, I haven't got any new mice in the van.


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[Assistant] So that's good. I think they have moved out now. Since it's getting warmer. But it still smells really bad in there.


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[Assistant] I really hope that I can make the smell disappear in some way.


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[Assistant] Another mess. And I think today that we have found where the water leak is and


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[Assistant] It seems that it's not in our house. It's just outside our house. And we are so relieved for that. Johan has been digging the whole day. I think he's about to find out where the leak is, so that's really good.


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[Assistant] It's so nice to see the water again. I'm just gonna show you.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you for all the videos that you sent in to me. You know, in an earlier video I told you about this project that I wanted to do with you. I wanted you to send me a video of yourself answering the question.


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[Assistant] And eh, now in the end of April the link was closed. So you cannot send in videos to me anymore. I have received thousands of videos from you guys.


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[Assistant] There is just something very special about seeing you guys, seeing your beautiful face and your eyes and your surroundings and...


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[Assistant] Seeing that you are a real person somewhere, somewhere in the world. All of the videos that I've seen are just so beautiful.


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[Assistant] The message are just going right into my heart. You all have...


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[Assistant] So much wise things to share with the world. It's amazing how every single video is unique. None of you say exactly the same message. All of you have something unique to share. I really feel like this might be my most important video that I've ever made.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm gonna make a video now where I take a lot of your videos together into one video. I know that this video are gonna be so helpful to so many. Just watching you speak words from your heart and share a message. You know, it's so beautiful. You are all so beautiful. I wish you...


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[Assistant] Could feel that, you know? You are so beautiful. And I'm just so proud of you all. For being on this earth. I'm so honored to have...


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[Assistant] So many beautiful people watching my videos. It feels so real to me now. I've seen so many of you now and wow.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to create this video, but since I got so many videos sent in to me,


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[Assistant] It's impossible to use all of them. It's even gonna be hard to fit in 100 videos into this video. So most of the videos that I've got are not gonna be in the project and it's


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[Assistant] You know, hurts me. It breaks my heart that I cannot just take all of your videos. But if I would do that, it would be a 15 hour long video, you know?


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[Assistant] And there's no video that are better than the other, so it's so important to me that you know that even if your video is not gonna be in the final project,


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[Assistant] That doesn't mean that your video wasn't good enough. It is more than good. It's perfect and I wish I could use all of your videos, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't, so please know that.


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[Assistant] I'm so thankful for every single video you've sent in. All of them matter equally much to me and I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful that you took the time. But I've been thinking if there's something else I could do with this because I feel like it's so sad to have


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[Assistant] So many videos that I can't use. Maybe after I've done this final project.


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[Assistant] Maybe I could sometimes use some of your videos in the end of my vlogs. Like for example a video like this. When I've said goodbye I could just share like three to five videos where people say a message to y'all.


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[Assistant] I think that would be really nice, because then more of the videos will be seen, eh, to the world.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna think about it.


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[Assistant] I didn't take any gloves because I thought it's spring and I shouldn't need gloves now, but I'm really cold on my hands. The wind is really cold. But it's so nice to sit out here.


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[Assistant] Seeing the sunset. It's getting darker. But it doesn't get that dark now anymore. For every night it gets brighter and brighter and soon it will be like this in the middle of the night. That's nice. I like that time. What time is it now? It's ten in the evening. That's nice.


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[Assistant] Maybe drink some hot chocolate with Johan. He's been digging the whole evening. Now it's getting a bit chilly.


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[Assistant] But you guys, ah, thank you for being here. Thank you for watching this video. I'm so grateful for all of you.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we'll see each other soon again, okay? Muah! I love you so much! Bye bye!


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[Assistant] I don't think you should add too much because then it just becomes like a dry clay and then it breaks off.


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[Assistant] He was a very powerful Wall Street figure.


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[Assistant] Y'all met in like elementary school type shit?


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[Assistant] What was the first interaction that y'all were just like, hey, what up, nigga?


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[Assistant] You was getting, you was getting off on being on Mora.


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[Assistant] Nah, but that's why y'all should come off like kinda effortless now, like, cause it's like, y'all just be, y'all really just be talking like y'all lingo, y'all own swag on the beat.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, awesome. The, the, the, the California fucking, uh, Detroit link up is fire, like, I mean I be fucking niggas in Inglewood and shit, like that's hard, bro. Yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah, you guys got a map video?


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[Assistant] I definitely seen him in Inglewood doing Pimp My Ride. He might cop you a Civic.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I didn't even know that. That's tight though. It's Big Sean tap dance in Detroit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sure. Yeah, I got uh, uh, features and shit.


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[Assistant] I mean, shit man, I listen to all y'all niggas shit. Okay, okay, what do you think was the song that really took y'all, like from like, you know, getting a couple hundred thousand plays to getting millions and millions and like shit just running up. Like, I feel like fucking slide season tape, that's the whole tape was just going crazy. I mean, uh, sorry for the, sorry for the get up bro.


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[Assistant] Bro, it's really just the sodas, bro. If, if, if y'all niggas is just, you gotta just hit the shit raw. And then, you know, drink some water.


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[Assistant] I feel like I hear a lot of OGs that have been sippin' for a long time that always say that's where a lot of like the younger niggas mess up is cause we be mixin' other shit and drinkin' L.A. You find me?


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[Assistant] Is that like, like, that's like sipping champagne now.


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[Assistant] We will work our way through these financial storms. We will work our way through this cyclical movement that we have and, uh, the economy will return to good growth.


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[Assistant] Here's the soon to be world famous archaeologist, Lara Croft, in her native habitat.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to lighten the mood here. Everyone's so on edge. What are you so worried about?


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[Assistant] Sarah, you know this stuff better than anyone. Seriously. I'm not just saying this to make you feel better. I trust you. Roth trusts you. You got this. Now let's take a break, okay?


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[Assistant] She's not always this serious, you know?


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[Assistant] Laura, you made it! Sam, thank goodness. Surprise! It's okay, he's one of us.


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[Assistant] The audience demands content, Dr. Whitman. You know that. So until we find the Lost Kingdom, we need footage like this. Come on, let's just take it from the top, okay? We're gonna make you look like Gordon Ramsay in editing.


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[Assistant] Dr. James Whitman, filler 15, take 4, action.


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[Assistant] You know where we'll be. Come down when you're ready. We won't go anywhere without you.


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[Assistant] A tail? I hope I never hear Himiko's name again.


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[Assistant] Lara isn't the only one who thinks we're trapped, Reyes. Mathias may be insane, but he was certain about it. I saw it in his eyes.


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[Assistant] It's all coming back to me.


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[Assistant] Well, unless you see a radio shack around, you're gonna have to patch in manually through the maintenance panel.


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[Assistant] Okay, the tower should boost the signal from the transmitter.


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[Assistant] Alright, find the emergency channel and get a clear signal on your radio before you broadcast the S.O.S. Hey, we got everything crossed for you down here, L.C.


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[Assistant] Come on, Laura. Don't talk like that. We just gotta regroup. Come up with a plan, you know?


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[Assistant] They came in, described a financial meltdown of epic proportions and


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[Assistant] When, uh, that was finished, uh, the, uh, chairman of the Fed said, if we do not act now,


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[Assistant] Inside the financial crisis Wall Street got bailed out and Main Street didn't. How did we get here?


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[Assistant] Most Americans think, and with good reason, that Wall Street got bailed out and Main Street didn't. We have very high unemployment. We lost eight and a half million jobs in the recession.


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[Assistant] People's houses aren't worth what they paid for them. A lot of them don't have jobs. Their kids are graduating from college and are moving back in.


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[Assistant] But we'd been reassured that the problem had been contained. But by the beginning of 2008, it was becoming clear that this was a much, much bigger problem than anybody anticipated.


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[Assistant] We have known for generations that banks are susceptible to runs. Banks can't function if everybody comes and wants their money at the same moment.


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[Assistant] Expect me to believe that you told Tad the truth about Kate out of the goodness of your heart.


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[Assistant] I would like to ask your opinion of the role that over the counter derivatives.


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[Assistant] Yo, that's how it is with the horse. It's like putting on a cloak.


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[Assistant] Like, with the gang bangers in, it's police.


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[Assistant] Should I say that right? Squeeze with this leg and you'll go that way. Squeeze to the left leg? Take the rein that way, like that. Take your right hand and go that way. Okay, I went left.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, Diego, my bad. We gotta bring that back, just stick with Diego.


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[Assistant] How do you feel, uh, that your public perspective is right now? Because we were just having a conversation about everybody sort of.


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[Assistant] And then we're talking about how we sort of run the risk that maybe we start the stream and then all of a sudden you get political, you stop answering questions real, you stop comparing people to Hitler.


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[Assistant] He's the reason why I knew to not say the n-word. Yep. Thank you, Eminem. Cause all the white trash kids are looking at the fuckin'- Eminem did diss me. Oh yea, he did have a little bar for you, huh? He was like-


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[Assistant] That's such an oversimplification. If you're gonna say you and Pump imitate Lil Wayne, then you have to basically say that every rapper in the game. Imitates Lil Wayne. For like the past 10, 20 years.


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[Assistant] All the Xan rappers probably have a group chat. Steve's in there.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, there was a certain shock factor when you came out where people just couldn't believe there was a rapper with Xan in their name.


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[Assistant] That's one of the craziest things I'm gonna be honest I've ever seen in my whole lifetime of doing these podcasts is just how quickly you went from a total nobody to somebody that everybody knew. It's crazy. It was so shocking even for me being like really close to it. It was insane.


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[Assistant] Oh, at that show. Dude, that's where I fucking ate the girl's ass and she took a photo and then went viral. Oh yea, the white girl. I like that picture. Yea.


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[Assistant] A wise man once said, I love having sex, but I'd rather get some head.


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[Assistant] Sex seems so, so intimate in comparison to just getting some dome, you know?


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[Assistant] But in my opinion, it's like, okay, I feel you, but at the same time, don't you think that like, I'm going to be honest, this year I've had sex with plenty of girls that I did not kiss.


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[Assistant] It's not like a required element anymore. But you're a big mushy softy. Yea, I know. I've heard from girls about what you're like sexually. They just say you're real, real like.


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[Assistant] I don't want to know those things either, but girls sometimes will just volunteer information and just be, uhm, does anybody want this little fucking guy?


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[Assistant] The amazing thing is that any girls survive the two weeks and make it past that.


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[Assistant] It's a potential come up now. I've seen it happen multiple times. I'm not gonna name the rappers, but where a girl will date a rapper for a period of time, then they break up, then they make a YouTube video about how shitty that rapper is, and then they go viral and they get subscribers, and then that's the start of their vlog career.


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[Assistant] Are you a little pissed off at Billy Ray for giving a little Nas X a verse and not you? Nah.


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[Assistant] But did you ever actually get a Billy Ray verse or did you just have a conversation about potentially working on music?


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[Assistant] Right. No, that song is definitely undeniable. Three Weeks, number one. That's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] His name is definitely one of the clunkiest, most awkward names in the history of rap.


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[Assistant] No offense, but you put the most typical boring fucking start to a rapper's name ever, Lil, and then you just put an X for some reason. No offense.


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[Assistant] Maybe they'll take you back in. Not as a lover, just as a friend.


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[Assistant] If you're like Billy Ray Cyrus, you have like different needs than like a famous rapper, you know? Although at the same time...


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[Assistant] And that is a vulnerable song, really. He's saying, don't break my heart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's kind of been the story of your career, which is really weird to me because anybody I feel like who knows you would just be like, yeah, he's a really nice kid. Like you, I have never noticed any sort of malicious traits.


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[Assistant] But you've always been low-key TD associated through stat, right?


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[Assistant] I saw Stat and Game in the studio together. They have a very close relationship.


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[Assistant] Get higher. So Tor was good. You were gone for a long ass time though, taking care of those overseas fans.


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[Assistant] Listen, I was listening to a podcast the other day, shout out to John Caramanica, the New York Times Popcast, and it was about the, the uhm, Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.


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[Assistant] It's just weird to see how that changes over time, cause when I was a kid, that same energy was like my sister buying Tiger Beat magazine for Jonathan Taylor Thomas. That's fucking hilarious. And then like shit has changed, now like girls are just going to a little Xan show and like, just storing up all these images to think about later.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like they have their own narrative because they sort of like made you into a star in the first place and then like that same media cycle as choosing to sort of act like you don't exist anymore in a weird way.


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[Assistant] But think about somebody like Skies or Perp or whatever. These are all people, like, they come out, you know, like you're the same way. You have a big spike where everybody's kind of, you're new, so everybody's talking about you or whatever. Maybe you got a couple songs that are blowing up. And then obviously it's like,


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a weird thing though, because there's such a fine line between like, falling off, because we've definitely seen rappers who come out, get huge, and then literally,


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[Assistant] I mean, that's the thing about you is that you could, I mean, I know you, you could easily think of some shit to go viral every fucking day, you know? Oh yea, yea, yea.


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[Assistant] I don't know though, I don't know if you can put like, a lot, like, let's be real. If the label could have got Peep to stop doing drugs, they would have. You know? Nobody wanted him on drugs. Nobody wanted X going around like that.


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[Assistant] Remember when you did that vingrate? That cost you like a hundred grand or whatever?


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, it does definitely take a lot.


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[Assistant] Okay, but your sobriety. Where are you at? What's up, Chris Long? You're, you're, Chris Long is here. Hi, Chris. You're an OG Chris Longer.


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[Assistant] Do you feel freaked out doing something like going out in front of this store on Melrose? Do you feel like you need to be with somebody?


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, so what's the whole deal with that? Do you think people were right to have doubts about the validity of the pregnancy? Are you sad about this miscarriage?


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[Assistant] So you think she might have faked it to keep you with her?


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[Assistant] He's watching this thing and like, damn, I'm, I'm the clout guardian.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's the difference between me and you is I don't feel comfortable being like, yea, I'm famous. But I feel like you, you have to be able to say, yea, I'm famous.


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[Assistant] So lemme ask you this, are you fully back in the business of getting pussy? Or are you still kinda holding back because you're still in the gray area with this girl?


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[Assistant] You know, but. Cause you had a girl, but when you, when you got cracking. Yeah, I remember.


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[Assistant] I got it. You know who's single? Who? Tana.


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[Assistant] They're really not fucked by the time they make the mid-30s if they're still in the single scene, they know what they want, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah right, why? They're not allowed to fire her just because she fucked a rapper in her fucking spare time? Oh wait, I mean, shoot.


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[Assistant] Right. No, I mean, definitely, there's been times in my life where I've realized like, holy shit, I'm doing coke with a teacher. That's weird as fuck.


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[Assistant] You know what's a fuck that meme that involves both us? Is that there's a-


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[Assistant] People who want to just sort of laugh at the absurdity of white people just, and I'm sorry that you get lumped in with white people, but I feel like it was that. So that was sort of the theme of like, look at how ridiculous these four white humans all sitting down together is. But the fucked up part is we look, we look sad, but it's cause it was the day X died.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know why, like, I take shots, bro. There was only like five people that were ever on Mom's Basement and we did one of the episodes.


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[Assistant] I like both of them a lot, but I mean, uh, I think the whole deal was that they were spending a lot of money to produce it. And then I remember they put out an episode and they got demonetized on it and FaZe Banks was tweaking on Twitter, just being like, I spent fucking 10 grand to produce this episode and you guys are going to take my ads away. There's no reason, you know, which I a hundred percent understand, but I feel like that demotivated him. Probably the reason, shit. I didn't see that.


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[Assistant] I thought it was pretty funny when you exposed that 21 Savage wanted to sign you at one point. That was just like a weird plot twist.


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[Assistant] I mean, 21 to me seems like a smart guy. So I, like, some people might have been surprised.


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[Assistant] Bro, but I mean, this is the whole thing, is that people acted shocked at the idea of that, but to me, it's like 21 seems really smart, so it's like, I think he would have been-


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[Assistant] Can I ask what happened when you ran into Wolverine?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you went, you went pretty far with it. Let's be honest.


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[Assistant] It's a big part of who you are, let's be real. You know, it's why you're so famous in a lot of ways is because it's so easy to see you and identify you.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like you burn bridges though when you make a move like that? Like, cause, you know, you're probably not gonna be too excited to work with you after you do that, right?


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[Assistant] I think honestly the best thing we got in the later half of this interview was the Zanzan Savage name. I'm taking that, I'm running with that.


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[Assistant] Did her YouTube channel get you an appetite for doing YouTube videos? You feel like that's something that you want to explore?


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[Assistant] But you never went, you never really went for it and did like the bad bunny feature. I don't know if that ship has sailed or not.


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[Assistant] You gotta find your Tati. Yeah, I like Tati. Tati.


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[Assistant] You're probably just talking about like vice as a network in general. Viceland. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, that's not cancelled. Vice had a show called Vice Live with like four specific hosts that got cancelled. I just want to point out that I actually don't find anybody in that group like bad on camera. It just didn't feel like they had any kind of chemistry. See, I didn't know nothing about that. I didn't know nothing about that shit. It never really turned into a thing.


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[Assistant] Like not that many people ever really got into it. It just didn't really work.


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[Assistant] You're ridiculously huge now. How the fuck did that happen so fast? She is pretty good.


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[Assistant] If she wants to be friends with Rolando, I'm sure she is, so I believe that. You funny ass.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thanks for having me, dad. Hopefully we cleared up as much stuff as possible. Actually, I haven't been watching the chat or anything. Hopefully, uh... Oh, there was a chat on the whole fucking thing?


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[Assistant] You don't wanna. They can watch it, and when people do re-watch it, we'll be able to see the chat too, so they'll know what we missed out on, and that'll be what we talk about next time. Nice. Yeah. We gotta just do like once a month. We gotta just podcast, bro.


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[Assistant] You gotta do another vlog too, have Chris go out with you.


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[Assistant] They're working on the resurrection of Lil Zank video.


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[Assistant] Coolest podcast in the world. YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag.


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[Assistant] The government wanted me to tell the harbormaster to allow friendship to be sent, rather than a Spanish one, under the condition that, uh, certain goods be transported as a, as a special favor.


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[Assistant] I'm standing on it. Just lock onto my wristcom.


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[Assistant] Listen, I've got serious problems here. I'm in no mood to be hit on by some movie star.


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[Assistant] His name's Kano. He was an informant in our Black Dragon investigation. Big time arms dealers. Turns out he was their leader, giving us the runaround. Lot of our guys got killed because of him.


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[Assistant] But right now I've got things to take care of. My CO is locked up on this island somewhere. I have to find him.


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[Assistant] Special Forces Command, this is Sonya Blade. Where's that evac?


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[Assistant] How you holding up? I'm fine. Liar. After I get you to base, I'm coming back. Kano's still here somewhere.


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[Assistant] Hey, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] The readings were getting stronger and now they're gone, I- Sub-Zero? But, you're dead.


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[Assistant] Sonya Blade to command. Sonya Blade to command, do you read? Sonya Blade to command, do you read?


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[Assistant] You were in here with a ju- with a pound of weed last time and now you got a jewel. Yeah. Shit done changed.


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[Assistant] He said he still got the pound and also when I was out front I was like where the fuck my security at? I'm butt naked out here and he said nah, you ain't never butt naked when you with me. Pause.


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[Assistant] What's changed since that last one? That feels like a million years ago.


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[Assistant] Let's go right for the one in the middle. What the fuck is that? It's got the moon and the Jewish star.


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[Assistant] Right. So that's just like the night and the daylight? Altogether? The duality of man?


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[Assistant] Yes, sir. Alright, I'll take it. What's the quote along your forehead?


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[Assistant] Daily reminders. Yes. There you go. That's what's up. And then you got bangs, I guess. That just means you cut some of the dreads in front.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Hell yea. And you, you were locked up for a minute. That's the other thing that stands out in my head. That crazy shit that's been happening.


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[Assistant] What the fuck are they thinking looking at you with the crazy tattoos and everything? They might as well look at you like, what the fuck is this dude?


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[Assistant] That's how our fuckin' old store downtown used to be. We would have fuckin' roaches everywhere. I remember hood rich Pablo Juan almost didn't sit down to do an interview because there was a fuckin' bunch of roaches. And he was so scared of them, he was like...


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[Assistant] That was so funny to me, but I understand, man. Roach is like, a motherfucker could be through a lot and still be disgusted by a roach.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I never understood why. But I believe it. I'm willing to accept it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm not saying that you stand out in the corner every day, but I feel like, you know, you probably, like, if they wanted to say, like, look at this interview and this song, look at, you said this and you said that, they could probably draw some shit.


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[Assistant] She Gucci. That's crazy. So what else have you been up to? What's been going on in the world of Fonny?


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[Assistant] I was looking at the times. It said the best time of the week was 18 seconds. I'm at like 21 seconds. Which I get the idea that that's a pretty big deal. That's a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And that's the other fucked up thing too, is that there's no way that all the carts are going to be equal.


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[Assistant] There's like, I was watching a video on Vice yesterday that there's like a group of like black people who are super into it and they use the hashtag DemThrones.


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[Assistant] They show everything, the brutal rapes and beatings and people getting their heads cut off. It's like, it really will be like, I never get affected by movies or anything, but I'm like really sitting there like upset to my stomach when they're cutting this dude's dick off and shit.


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[Assistant] It's the craziest show ever when it comes to that because it'll make you care about all these people and then all of a sudden like ten of them will die all at once. That's really what, that's what I like.


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[Assistant] I feel like you're trying to make yourself a fucking anime character with that tattoo on your head. It's like, that's your way into the game.


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[Assistant] How you feel about your place in the Reb game right now? The game's changed a lot since you came out.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, you still like, uh, didn't you and War- didn't you and Uno sell out the Staples Center? Or, not Staples Center, but fucking, uhm...


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[Assistant] So some dude literally just shot two dudes there and then walked across the street and lit the gas station on fire.


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[Assistant] Rest in peace. Are you back in the zone like recording wise at this point after the whole studio situation and everything?


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[Assistant] It's just such a weird thing because somebody like you or Uno or whoever is like, you guys were just dropping shit randomly on SoundCloud. That's how you blew up. And then all of a sudden you get to the point where everybody knows you are in shit. And then all of a sudden it feels like, oh, I got to save up. I got to have a project. I want to drop. I got to have all this shit ready. Everything has to be, you know, you start to put a lot of pressure on yourself.


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[Assistant] And a lot of your, like you in particular, like you're the kind of artist where I feel like a lot of your biggest songs are probably not songs that like an A&R or a label person or whatever would have listened to and been like, oh that's it.


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[Assistant] Like most of your stuff that people really gravitated towards is stuff that was just different.


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[Assistant] And that's just like, that was what made people attracted to it. And it's like.


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[Assistant] Then at a certain point, like, you're supposed to be, you as an artist are supposed to be the fucking genius who understands what the world wants from you. And then all of a sudden, that's what it is to become like a person in the music industry is like, you could get like a really good team who 100% understands you, but at the end of the day, you're probably going to have people around you that don't necessarily like understand what the climate is like you do.


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[Assistant] You, you feel like it's right for your crew, but then like at the end of the day you don't really want to put that out on streaming services?


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[Assistant] If you heard a song ten times, you're gonna start liking it, or like remembering it, or whatever, but like, you know, that's the whole problem is that a lot of times, you might put out a project with ten songs, and if the people actually listen to the project a couple times, they would start fucking with it, but these days, it is so hard to get people to even listen to shit in the first place, because they don't have the patience.


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[Assistant] For sure. I have a really important question. What was up with that fire?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Reddit is who really gets shit cracking online. Like, we don't realize that by the time you see it on Twitter or Instagram, there's a good chance that it's already been on Reddit and consumed over there. That's facts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you know that your fans like that shit. Your fans want you to be fucking off the juice and acting crazy, right?


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[Assistant] And if he did tell me, I probably wouldn't say it right now.


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[Assistant] But I didn't get any good info anyway, so. I just want to know what the life of Future is like. You know, it's like, we're our favorite artists, you just want to know all the details. But that's weird because that-


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[Assistant] Little does she know I took three steaming hot shits that day.


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[Assistant] No, but that's what I think of when I look at somebody like you in your career, is that there must have been a certain point in like, you know, cause I would say that you and Uno, when you guys came out, you were like a certain strand of sort of like SoundCloud rap, and then, but all of a sudden that mutated into like 6ix9ine.


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[Assistant] It's like everything just got so much more extreme, so much more ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Uh, we did a FaceTime call, but yeaah. She need to pull up. She need to pull up.


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[Assistant] The Ice Poseidon one is insane because he would literally be streaming and go in a restaurant and then all of a sudden the restaurant would get like 200 calls from people that are like, oh, this guy is a fucking rapist and he's got a bomb on him, he's a terrorist, you know.


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[Assistant] That's true, now I mean like we all, everybody wants to be famous and then they start to get it and it's like wow there's so much shit that comes with it.


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[Assistant] They have no idea. They have no idea what they're asking for.


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[Assistant] It's weird though that they would have to get, like they'll never know how good that is. How nice it is to be able to just chill, walk around, go anywhere and just be relaxed, laid back. That's wild.


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[Assistant] Yo, so did Fonny really shoot at you? And he was just like, yeah. And I was like, wait, wait. At some point I was like,


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[Assistant] But you're saying that like, somebody with him shot at you. He's like, no, him. He did it. I'm like, woah.


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[Assistant] So this incident with the alleged shooting at Coach Gay, that happened after the hotel room, or the hotel lobby fight.


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[Assistant] Listen, if you never took it up, you never got beat up, that's amazing. You're really lucky. You've been moving around great all these years. But, you know, I was interviewing Spice one the other day. I mean, he'd been shot and jumped, robbed, everything. He's a super, super legendary rapper. Used to run around with Tupac, all this shit. It was like, at the end of the day,


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[Assistant] How's that going? Were you trying, were you thinking about it for a while?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you definitely can't have a lawyer who really is fucking with the law.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause if you, if you try to make it so that everybody on, everybody who's running your career works for the label, then they're ultimately just going to be working on behalf of the label. And it's like, everybody has that fantasy idea that they're going to like get with the label and the label is going to take care of everything and run your whole career for you. And it's just very rarely that simple.


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[Assistant] I mean, but do you feel like you've kind of had like a growing up moment or like a change of mentality? Because I've definitely had people in the music industry before be like, man, that Fonny is a fucking asshole or like he's telling me about some wild shit that you did. And I just think it like,


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[Assistant] See, I feel so cut off from the ability to just give criticism because it's like, alright, every time somebody shows me their music, I'm thinking in my head, nope, or,


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[Assistant] You sound like you're biting blank person's flow. You're rapping exactly like this person. That's weird. Like, you know, we're like, I know exactly what I wanna say, but I just don't wanna like hurt him. I don't wanna like put him through. But that's what you gotta do.


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[Assistant] I always want to honor the connection between me and the fans or whoever is like trying to get an opinion or whatever. It's just sometimes it feels like it would just be biting off way more than I could handle to really, and then also sometimes bro, I'll be playing a hundred songs in a night and after the fucking 20th one, it's just like, all right, something's really going to have to shock me for me to feel something right here.


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[Assistant] My girl's always telling me if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything.


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[Assistant] Because I'm so fast to be critical about whatever. She gets to hear my real opinion about whatever the fuck I'm listening to or whatever, you know, so she knows that I am like the most critical human being on the face of the fucking planet.


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[Assistant] I was talking about something and I knew, I was like, yeah, but I got a girl now. And you just look at me and you just go, pfft, we all got a girl.


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[Assistant] We had enough of an understanding that it was like, it wasn't like actually real tension. It was just a little bit of like.


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[Assistant] You should, you should be like, you know how Vlad always has like all these different dudes that he'll have on like every couple months and they'll just like pop, pop off their opinions about whatever?


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[Assistant] You should like do that from No Jumper. You just come through and be like, well listen, this is what I think about Beyonce.


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[Assistant] I could date it. If I see a video from 2016, I'm gonna know because of the clothes and shit. I'll be able to be like, man, that shirt.


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[Assistant] I could never, I feel like I could never post a photo of myself from like a month ago.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I'm always on camera every day, you know? So it's like if I- I'd be like, damn.


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[Assistant] She can do much. Somebody tried to give me a medium out there. He's like, yeah, the plug gonna be wearing that.


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[Assistant] And yeah, I don't, we don't know. We don't know exactly. I feel like it might be Alfredo's, but I don't know where the fuck he got it at. It doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would go out and cop the merch, but hey. Where's the merch at? Website. Where do they go to order it? Okay. Bye.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna find like a Chinese lady across the street to cook me a fuckin' rice ball.


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[Assistant] Salmon. I say it like it's spelled S-A-M-M-I-N apostrophe. Same.


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[Assistant] Nah, she's just some girl that was on Dr. Phil and shit, and she's like kinda trying to do like a bad baby thing. She's just some white girl talking hella shit. She was saying fuck skinny from the nine though, so that was fire.


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[Assistant] Coolest podcast in the world, check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Still the shittiest podcast.


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[Assistant] I got you. He did spike it earlier. That's facts.


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[Assistant] I have failed my father, my emperor.


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[Assistant] Shao Kahn wants death to follow combat. I will give it to him.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Tell me.


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[Assistant] Lucan wins. Flawless victory.


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[Assistant] And she is no longer my daughter. Take me to Shao Kahn.


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[Assistant] I will go to Earthrealm to finish Motaro's work.


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[Assistant] Quiet, child. It is time for you to join your friends.


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[Assistant] Still alive? No matter. Soon you will reunite with your ancestors.


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[Assistant] Finally! Come on, we gotta get him to the graveyard at St. Dominic's. On your feet, all of you!


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[Assistant] It is regrettable.


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[Assistant] It's not that long of a walk. When I did your show, which was really fun by the way, I recently did your show, and uhm, it's a long walk, and it's down steps, which is awkward. Have you thought of changing that?


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[Assistant] Why is, why is that? You look great. Yeah, well clearly I'm doing a fish thing, but I don't know why.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Well, I think that you're unbelievably talented. I mean, so you've been on four years.


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[Assistant] And before that, like, I don't think, like, I wasn't aware of you because you were living in London and you were doing plays, a lot of theatre, and I saw you sing and dance and do, and I was like, oh my god, this guy is amazing. So I thought you'd do very, very well right away. Did you think the show would be, you know, like, received that? Oh god, no.


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[Assistant] And will you, do you think you'll renew or do you, do you want to do other things?


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[Assistant] And you're going back to London to be in Cats, the movie, right? Yes.


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[Assistant] He did it. That's awesome. I used to have this combination of Manny Ramirez and Sammy Sosa, the strut, when I used to like, we used to play any bounce all the time. So when I would hit a home run, I try to kind of kick my feet and have my arms out like I was Sammy Sosa.


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[Assistant] We should be moving up a little higher. I would have put them ahead of the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think the only excuse that's viable, that's reasonable is something was to happen to Deshaun Watson. Nah, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear about injuries.


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[Assistant] That's the only way, but outside of that, I think the Browns have all the ingredients to make this a great season.


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[Assistant] You look at everything they've done as far as additions in the coaching staff.


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[Assistant] I think Bill Musgrave was a bigger addition than what people think. He's gonna help coordinate the run game with Stump Mitchell. You got Alex Van Pelt back in his original role as quarterback's coach, as well as offensive coordinator. We know he had the most success with Aaron Rodgers when he was the QB coach. You got Bubba Ventrone as a special teams coach, and then you added specialists to the special teams unit.


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[Assistant] We already know what Jim Schwartz provides. We already know what you've added on that side of the ball. I think we all can agree that a lot of experts felt like Elijah Moore was better than any wide receiver that was coming out of the draft this year. So if he was in this year's draft, he probably would have been the first wide receiver off the board. I don't know about that. I think everything is there.


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[Assistant] To me, I feel that way. And I think to close that out, you know, Kevin Stefanski going into year four is finally going to be able to unveil the offense that I think he dreamed of running when he, when he initially took this job. I think all the ingredients is there for a great season.


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[Assistant] That's true. That's fair. Okay. You're right. I agree with that. I'll say better. Huh? Chargers. They're psychopaths. I think they're about the same.


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[Assistant] I think when I look at, when I look at the situation,


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[Assistant] You know, I look at the Chargers, I look at the Browns, and I see kind of the same situation. Two very talented teams that for whatever reason keeps underachieving.


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[Assistant] Right? The Chargers have a lot of talent on both sides of the ball, and they seem to not be able to meet their potential. And I think that's been the same with the Cleveland Browns, but I expect the Cleveland Browns to put it all together. We just went through the list of all the teams that either stayed the same or got worse, but we can all agree the Browns got dramatically better in their coaching staff and on their roster.


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[Assistant] No, and I hear what you're saying about, you know, the unknown, the uncertainty with the wide receivers, but I think there's, that can be said for a lot of teams across the league. We talk about the Ravens, right? Todd Monkin is their new offensive coordinator. You got Odell Beckham, you got Ze Flowers.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm just saying, but when you speak of, well, we don't know if the Browns got better here or there. I think that what all these teams, right? Let's say with your Cincinnati Bengals, we know they upgraded on offensive line.


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[Assistant] I would take the Ravens. Just on the strip, I think they got a better defense.


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[Assistant] I just think it's, I mean, San Diego, well, the LA Chargers.


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[Assistant] Very talented roster who hasn't met expectations. They got the quarterback. They got the running back. You got wide receivers. You got playmakers on the defensive side of the ball. Their secondary is pretty damn good. Yeah. I mean they choke.


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[Assistant] This is a team that's just like the Browns that you could look at and say, okay, you're not living up to the expectations of your roster. And I guarantee you if this team don't win a division or this team doesn't make the playoffs or have a deep playoff run, I think changes is going to happen.


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[Assistant] Mike, more than that though, I would say the AFC North has the overall coaching edge. If you look at the staffs that's, that's, you know, put together here in the AFC North, I don't know all of the coaches in detail like that with the AFC East, but.


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[Assistant] You look at Hardball, you look at Tomlin, you know what you got there. Kevin Stefanski, pretty damn good play caller, still got some things to prove.


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[Assistant] Zach Taylor has proven to be a competent head coach even though people wanted his head. You look at some of the assistant coaches, Todd Monkin coming off winning some, uh, national championships at Georgia. We got Bill Callahan on the offensive line here. So I think that's what gives them the edge is because they're better coached.


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[Assistant] Well, since Bull stole my pick, I got back to back picks here, right? Yea, you do.


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[Assistant] Come on man, you rock with your boy. I need all my land made people out here, man. With a third pick.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm looking at ASP and they got him as a linebacker, so I think my team is better than yours personally.


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[Assistant] Pearl for the dub. Steve put that camera. I want to thank my mama for having me. You know, I want to thank, uh, thanks Steve Becker for putting me out here on the panel. I want to thank these, uh, you know, worthy contestants, but you know, I came through. I did what I had to do.


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[Assistant] Well, G. Bush is the older, he's, he's, he's, he's on the backside of his career.


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[Assistant] Elijah Moore and DPJ as your one and two. Definitely not. No, we know Tillman. We know Tillman is a rookie. Yeah, Mark. He's good one. Yeah, he has to speed, but he's a veteran and I'm not expecting too much out of him. I think if you add DeAndre Hopkins and solidifies his group.


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[Assistant] As the second best group in the AFC North behind the Cincinnati Bengals without question, you want to be able to give your $230 million quarterback that you've invested so many resources in every weapon to his disposal. We just talked about in the first segment how there's no excuses.


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[Assistant] And we've already understand that the Browns are all in based on every move that they've already made. And so I really felt like.


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[Assistant] The Browns are always in the mix, regardless of what the media outlets were saying. I just feel like it's a perfect, I think it's a perfect fit for DeAndre Hopkins and for the Cleveland Browns.


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[Assistant] He was the second round pick. So I agree with you to that point, but I do think between the two players, I think DPJ is the better player. I don't see the, if the Browns was to trade him, you'll probably get what? A fourth round pick back, which is? Fourth or fifth.


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[Assistant] I think when you look at it, right, we look at the bronze linebacker court and I think we all kind of scratch our head of how do they view the linebacker position? What type of linebacker are they looking for? If I was to trade DPJ for a linebacker, I would look to Arizona and probably try to see if I can get Isaiah Simmons. I think the way he-


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[Assistant] I feel like even if they're not planning to win, you got to build with something. He'd be a free agent. Maybe he's a guy that they might want to sign. Yea, but they could sign him anyway because he's going to be a free agent next year.


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[Assistant] I can see that being an offensive lineman because you're playing at two guards 14 million a year and exactly how much longer are you going to be? Right. They're going to move on from.


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[Assistant] I mean, see, your point though, Garrett William won, Garrett Wilson won.


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[Assistant] Office of rookie of the year with no quarterback. And when I made the, uh, the argument, you know, uh, adding DeAndre Hopkins earlier this month, the pushback I was getting was, well, DPJ hasn't reached his ceiling yet. He's never had competent quarterback play. My kind of argument to that is we all watch Josh Gordon.


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[Assistant] You know, ball out, and the Browns have never pretty much had competent quarterback play. So I think if you're that dude at wide receiver, you're that dude, and it doesn't matter who's throwing you the football.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you articulated it very well. Everybody know I'm a casual baseball fan, so when I can see here with guys like you and understand what you're saying and get educated on it, I thought it was dope and I thought you made a lot of sense to what you were saying.


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[Assistant] So I listened to you talk yesterday and for whatever reason it stayed on my mind and I got to thinking and either one of you can tell me if I'm wrong here. But when I look at the guardians, I know enough to know that we've always been able to identify and acquire and acquire talent via the draft, right? The farm system is great.


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[Assistant] But I can remember as a kid watching baseball experts go crazy when they could have traded Jared Wright and got back Pedro. And they didn't do it out of the fear of Jared Wright development into this superstar, right?


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[Assistant] Couple years ago, I remember Sean Murphy being kicked around as a name that can.


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[Assistant] Be a bat that can help the guardians and they didn't want to give away some of the prospects that they had because they didn't want those guys to develop.


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[Assistant] And to your point, they can't seem to develop the bats. So I guess this is more of a question for you all. If they could consistently get it right with pitching, then why are they so scared to trade away some of their pitching for a proven bat if you know that you


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[Assistant] Y'all was gonna say that too. For me it was Jose Ramirez. I mean, he has more RBIs than Chapman. He has the highest bat average of any third baseman in the America League.


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[Assistant] The highest OPS of any third baseman in the American league. And the highest war. Yea, highest war, didn't know that. But he's second in AL and batting average with runners in scoring position and he's top five in home runs.


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[Assistant] So to me, if there was a quote unquote snub, it would be Jose Ramirez.


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[Assistant] All the talk. And for anybody, no matter how good you are, there will be nerves there. I'm with you. I think their nerves are gone. Uh, I know enough to know like, you know, that 97, 98 mile per hour fastball that we saw, that's legit. And that was without him trying. I've been told that this kid, when he reels back,


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[Assistant] He can throw it 102. Yeaah. So I feel like if he had better command of his fastball, I watched it his first start and I thought his off speed stuff had a lot of movement to it. I think if he could command his fastball early, I think it would help with his off speed pitches. I'm going Gavin Williams over 9 strikeouts.


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[Assistant] That's unusual. I look at Gavin Williams. I really believe that he's going to be solid tonight.


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[Assistant] You know, for me, I think it's about the Guardians going out there and putting some runs on the board.


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[Assistant] Early to kind of, kind of help his confidence. And if you pitch him with the lead, I think he'd be okay. I think he's going to be okay regardless, but it would be nice to see the guardians put some runs out there. It seems like more often than not this year, whenever you have a quality pitching performance, the office can't seem to back it up.


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[Assistant] I still feel some type of way based off the playoff like performance. I'm not gonna lie and say that I don't, and I'm not trying to let my emotions get involved, but the facts are that it's not, it's not a talent thing with me.


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[Assistant] I just think some of the core don't have no heart. And when you don't have no heart, it's hard to really win on that big stage. Yeah, they got all the talent in the world, but to me, I think that they got exposed as, as a team that lacks toughness and lacks heart. All true. Is it?


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[Assistant] I thought before they traded for Donovan Mitchell, the Cleveland Cavaliers was a playoff team. I thought the trade for Donovan Mitchell would at least allow them to win a series or two.


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[Assistant] So to me, that's why I was so disappointed to see how they play, to see them get eliminated so soon. I think that when I talk about guys lacking heart or toughness, I'm not talking about Donovan Mitchell. I think he has all of that.


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[Assistant] That's true, but I'm just saying when I look at this thing. Bad goat, not good goat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just look at it like, you know, I thought that that would win the Cavaliers a playoff series and it didn't. And so now I'm looking at all the pieces around them. Jared Allen, I'm with you. When you came out and said the lights was too bright.


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[Assistant] That really disturbed me. It seemed like Darius Garland was willing to take a back seat.


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[Assistant] And just let Donovan Mitchell do his thing. And it's like, those things can't happen when you get to the playoffs. Like it's gut check time. You got to show what you really about. I don't know, but he disappeared. Like, I mean, it was one game. He didn't have no points come going into the half. He come out. He have a great third quarter. He was inconsistent. Darius was inconsistent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was, and that, that just, it really pissed me off. I'm not gonna lie to you. Now as far as the Evan Mobley development,


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[Assistant] Seven footers take a lot longer to develop than a lot of other guys.


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[Assistant] I think Evan Mobley has gotten better like first year, second year, he improved in points per game, rebounds per game, assists per game, and then he was a finalist for defensive player of the year. So even if he doesn't take the


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[Assistant] 35% from three point step this year and he still progresses in other areas.


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[Assistant] I'm cool with that. I'm not going to give up on his development because his offensive game is not developing at a pace that a lot of people thought. I think that was one of the things that Kobe Allman understood when he drafted him, that his offensive game would take a little longer to develop. He came in as a league defender, and so it's about


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[Assistant] Can it develop enough to mesh with Jared Allen doesn't do well?


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[Assistant] Here's the crazy part and I'm showing my youth right now. I remember when Terrell Brandon was the point guard and I seen the cast make the playoffs.


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[Assistant] When they were still at Washington Bullets and Jawan Howard was there. And then I remember when Wesley Person was on this team and they made the playoffs against the Pacers. Didn't stand a chance against the Pacers.


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[Assistant] But I was just pumped to see my team in the playoffs because growing up, I never seen the Cavs in the playoffs. Growing up for me, the Browns was not here, the Cavs was horrible, and I hung my hat on every single thing that the Guardians did. My mother used to let me stay up to watch like the World Series when they would go play in the World Series.


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[Assistant] Jose Mesa man put me to bed in tears because he just couldn't do his job.


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[Assistant] What I said was the first thing is first he needs to make the roster. If he plays 10 minutes and somehow finds his way around 10 points a game, then he exceeded every expectation.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm just saying, overall, the dude has a chip on his shoulder, right?


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[Assistant] When you've disappointed people, everybody loves a good redemption story and I can speak for my own man. It drives, it drives you, it drives you to another level when people already are counting you out.


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[Assistant] He's 19 years old. He's had some moments to where he's shown that he's a head case, right? I know how it is to be a 19 year old head case. I know how it is that because of that, people want to count you out all across the board.


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[Assistant] And all I'm saying is the dude is a talented basketball player. Is he a little immature? Sure. But what 19 year old isn't? There's one intangible that I don't care what combine you go to or whatever the case may be. You can't measure heart.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, nothing to back this up. I just believe he got it. It's a gut instinct. I believe he got it.


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[Assistant] So let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Bull is going to rip me for this one, but actually anyway. Right now, right? I think that.


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[Assistant] What he brings as far as his offensive game. Are we talking Chicken Teriyaki or Imani Bakes? We talking Imani Bakes. Alright, alright. I think right now, what he brings offensively is better than what Isaac Okuro is going to give you, Sadie Osmond is going to give you, and Lamar Stevens. Am I wrong in that?


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[Assistant] I guess what has Kobe Altman learned from then to now? Because you traded up 5 million dollars to get Kevin Porter Jr., right? You knew, you knew what he came with. And you didn't have the infrastructure in place to sustain that, develop him, help mature him, etc.


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[Assistant] Here you are again a couple years down the line and you're taking another guy with a lot of upside, lot of potential, but he has some of the same issues. So is the Cavs infrastructure better today with this pick than it was at that particular time?


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[Assistant] I think pop can develop all those dudes to reach their full potential.


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[Assistant] If you recall the whole trade scenario, trade simulator thing that we did on the show with me and Anthony kind of went crazy. I did a trade that brought back Jalen Green and Kevin Porter. Oh my goodness. What was that for?


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[Assistant] I think I gave up Jared Allen, Isaac O'Coro, uh, Setti Osmond, Lamar Stevens, whatever the case may be. Listen, then the cash has never moved on from Kevin Fortez on here. I'm going to stick with that. Wait a second.


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[Assistant] You think they'd give up who? It won't happen, but the Cavs got back Jalen Green and Kevin Porter Jr.


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[Assistant] I like the Rockets core though. I like, I like their young 25 and under core. I think they're really very talented. I think there's a lot of potential, a lot of upside there.


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[Assistant] Some of those guys got some maturity issues and things like that, but.


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[Assistant] I would go spurs, calves, thunder, rockets.


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[Assistant] I'm Commander Vitalian of the Fourteens. I fought with your father.


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[Assistant] Maris, you have proved that you can lead. You have earned the respect of the men. So, take this helmet and put it on.


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[Assistant] Secure the remaining boats and get them unloaded. And prepare the men.


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[Assistant] By the gods. The hairy ass bastards must have numbers 20 to 1. In a straight fight, we'll suffer heavy losses. We're not gonna attack.


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[Assistant] The tribal chiefs will have to sue for peace to secure his safe release.


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[Assistant] Your victory, your honours, Centurion. At once, sir.


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[Assistant] All he needs is the King's Mark on that scroll and then we can all leave this godforsaken island.


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[Assistant] York is lost. We must get as many of our men out as we can. The river. That's the only way out now.


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[Assistant] No. They will have to go on the other boats. Commodus and his guard escaped on the warship. They were the first to run.


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[Assistant] I've only ever known one man who can fight like that.


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[Assistant] The Senate is nothing but frightened old men. They no longer listen to truth nor reason. I warned them about Britannia at no avail.


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[Assistant] Commodus has held the legions back. Doing nothing.


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[Assistant] Even tribes from far away lands have sent them massive beasts of war.


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[Assistant] With Commodus gone, they'll ask me to assume command.


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[Assistant] And I'll need my best men, if we're going to hold Rome.


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[Assistant] When I suspected it was you in the arena, I readied this.


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[Assistant] The Emperor must die. And he will. But we must save Rome first. I need you now Marius.


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[Assistant] Fight for your father. Fight for your legion. Fight for Rome.


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[Assistant] And, godspeed, Willy.


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[Assistant] Engineers, soak those hides. Antonius, check the cables. Otto, secure the beams. We move out at the 10th. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] Sorry about that buddy, I thought you were one of those zombies.


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[Assistant] You got kind of a shambling thing going on. You may want to perk it up a bit. Do you need zombrex too? I need it real bad. No, no. I'm, uh, I'm just here doing a job. I'm Gary. Who the hell are you? Nick Ramos.


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[Assistant] Hey, do you work in there? Can you help me? In that? No, no, not that kind of job. No, my boss is kind of a big shot around here. He helps people who are, uh, desperate. So he's a crook. Hey! Don't be rude.


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[Assistant] I like to say kingpin. I think it sounds a little classier.


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[Assistant] Anyways, I gotta get in there and I gotta get a body for my boss.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, why don't, why don't you climb up there, let yourself into the roof, then let me in.


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[Assistant] I know where the Zombrex is in there. You help me, I help you. Why won't you climb up there?


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[Assistant] Goes off all the time, right when I'm in the middle of the- Yes, boss? Yeah. No, sir, I'm, I'm, I'm climbing up there right now. I'm on it. I'm all over it. Yeah, I gotta cover.


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[Assistant] Well, I took you long enough, Nick, for whatever your name is. Let's get down to that meatball.


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[Assistant] Must I turn? It's okay, I gotta go.


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[Assistant] I'm s- I'm sorry. Really, I am. I'm sorry. Hey. Do you want me to off you? So you don't gotta suffer.


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[Assistant] Just hurry. Alright, okay, I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. Coming right up.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll do it. I'm not the best shot. Give me a moment.


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[Assistant] I guess I don't know what kind of freak I am. I guess you don't need no Zombrex either. Huh. Well, it worked out okay, you know, I mean, I didn't really want to shoot you, you seemed like an okay guy.


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[Assistant] Okay, look, I need you to do me a favor now that you're not dying or nothing. I need you to drive this stiff over to my boss's club. The Diamond Panty is right here in Engleton. I gotta get something very important.


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[Assistant] My boss is very well connected. You understand what I'm saying? Very well connected. I'm sure he could get you fuel, whatever you need for the plane. Just leave her in the car, I'll meet you in the club, alright? Come on, I gotta go. Okay, I'll meet you there. I'll be there. Yeah, boss. No, I'm driving her over right now, sir. Yeah, I'm on my way. Right.


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[Assistant] I hate this thing. Alright, well, the boss ain't too happy. Turns out that's the wrong girl.


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[Assistant] You gotta help me find the right one. Me? I already did what you asked. Yea, and I taught you my trick with the B, so I'd say we're even.


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[Assistant] You said you knew a girl who looked like that girl. Annie, you said her name was Annie. Now maybe that's the girl he's looking for, so why don't you go bring her back here, and we'll give you anything you want. We'll give you fuel for your plane, your friends, whatever.


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[Assistant] How about my life is at stake? How about you think about me for a change? How about you give a shit about that? The boss has been on my case all this time over this anti-girl and bringing her back here. Well, I finally got her in there. Hold up, no thanks to you.


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[Assistant] You laugh at me. You laugh at me.


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[Assistant] You tell the boss if he comes by here, he can go screw himself. I'm not missing out on anything else. Let him do his own dirty work. I finally have a reason to live.


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[Assistant] No, we figured that we'll round up anybody who's still alive and we'll truck them out of here. We'll find a way. I can't leave you guys.


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[Assistant] Safe journey. Yeah, it feels a bit sad.


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[Assistant] I want my full six days as you promised.


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[Assistant] Activate the pathetic one first. Let's see if he's the right one or not.


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[Assistant] Oh, don't be so pathetic. You're so weak, you make me sick.


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[Assistant] Why are you doing this? Is it for the money?


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[Assistant] I think when we talk about methamphetamine, you have to do more on the consumption side, what is driving addiction and usage, than just the supply side. So I think the answer that, hey, if we got rid of this particular ingredient, wouldn't meth no longer be a problem? I don't agree with that argument.


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[Assistant] And I think we've always been opposed to that because we feel like that isn't fair balance in terms of access for the legitimate consumers versus those people who are using it for illicit means.


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[Assistant] There's been a lot made about how much profit was made by people who were buying this for illicit reasons. On the other side of that coin,


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[Assistant] We end up paying for the shrinkage, that is the theft, okay, that these smurfers do by going into stores and stealing products. And I will tell you, I'm not sure that anyone's done the analysis and in the end, I'm not sure we made any additional money versus that product we had to actually replace because people had stolen it illegally.


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[Assistant] Dr. Maling was always envious of me. At least I can still walk.


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[Assistant] He contains within him, within his body, the cure, the antidote to the parasite. Come, we must get to this plane, we don't have much time.


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[Assistant] That's why I've continued to work with you. That's why I've stayed here, voluntarily, to find a cure.


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[Assistant] Not that Frank West, not this Chuck Green. He left me to die once.


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[Assistant] They will all pale in my shadow. And I will find a cure.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's mostly why I'm doing it. I'll also be lifting my mandates.


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[Assistant] You sound just like 61% of Texans right now. Did you guys hear me?


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[Assistant] I'm literally doing the same thing though. Mississippi, please, this is serious. I genuinely hate it here. I don't understand, you guys have been wearing masks? Please just tell me you've been handing out the vaccines. Well yeah, to the highest bidder.


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[Assistant] Okay, but if I served those communities, then they wouldn't be underserved. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] You put me in quite a paradox there, Science Boy. Never invite me back here again. Just take me with you.


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[Assistant] I wanted to hate you for keeping that little girl away from Tad for so long.


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[Assistant] It matters what happens in Kentucky because what is Kentucky's problem is New Jersey's problem, is Illinois's problem, is Connecticut's problem, is California's problems, is go on and on and on.


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[Assistant] And that if we are unable to meet the pension obligations that we have to people,


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[Assistant] We have exhaustively gone through everything we can to ensure that we do in fact deliver on the promise.


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[Assistant] Keeping the promise will save Kentucky's pension systems.


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[Assistant] Correct. I mean, this is, in other words, for new people who are not currently employed by the state, they would not be given a defined benefit plan because it is not possible to promise that to them with any confidence that we can deliver it. We can't.


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[Assistant] These are educated people with the ability to listen and to understand. So if they truly still believe that this is bad for them, it is due to being misinformed. And they're like, how dare you say we don't understand. Well, the choice of language is such that you're seeing


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[Assistant] If people want to be offended, they can be offended by anything. You can parse things, take things out of context, even take them in context.


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[Assistant] Yes. Does everybody agree with that? No.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, I'm trying to save a system that needs to be saved.


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[Assistant] The next governor, regardless of who they are or what ideology they represent, it won't matter what lie they give. Reality will come crashing home.


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[Assistant] This is the life. What with my retirement plan and a few dollars I'd saved, I didn't have a thing to worry about.


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[Assistant] I'd like to go through all the recommended policies and vote en masse.


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[Assistant] If I wanted my mom, Bootsy, to learn about superheroes and science fiction, there was only one place to go. Comic Con in New York City.


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[Assistant] First I had to see how much he actually knew about nerd culture. So what do you know about Lord of the Rings?


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[Assistant] Cosplaying is like people who dress up in costumes and like roleplay.


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[Assistant] But I wanted her to have the full nerd experience. So Marvel Comics Chief Creative Officer Joe Casada agreed to help develop her own superhero character.


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[Assistant] Ooh, wow. Okay, so that's your kryptonite, sugar. My mom was excited to become Bootsy Bird and actually seemed to like her time at Comic-Con.


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[Assistant] From what I understand, the funds were fraught with inflated fees. Allegedly they were exorbitant. They were


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[Assistant] Obviously the number of defense attorneys did make me realize that that's some big money here and they can afford the best in the country.


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[Assistant] Stop it, Adam. You did the right thing.


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[Assistant] Yes, and I will. But first I want to give you something.


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[Assistant] I know reuniting Tad and Kate wasn't easy. You deserve to be rewarded.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, Richie. And he buried Zack and Greenlee alive.


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[Assistant] Okay, but you're not because that's something the old J.R. Chandler would do. It just wouldn't be right until we know for sure.


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[Assistant] If we do not take action on this pension bill, there will be massive layoffs across the Commonwealth of Kentucky.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna last much longer. I've got food and water. Watch your backs, Robert.


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[Assistant] There's so many words, like, from New York dialect that are


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to say, I mean, I'm young, but like, I grew up in New York, I would say it all the time, actually, like, way too much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, no, there's this one kid I knew from, he moved to New York from Virginia, and he would just say dead ass on a level that was not normal. Really? To where it sounded like extremely corny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely on the west coast, I feel like these terms are just not, it's not the same, it doesn't hit the same.


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[Assistant] Naturally it would just like come out of your mouth. Like if that's how you talk, that's how you talk. And if it isn't, don't try.


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[Assistant] No, it just, uhm, it never appealed to me. I never felt like I would be cooler for saying it or that it was like some secret thing that, and you know, I was, I'm surrounded in New York by white people who just love that word and they, they are like the stereotypical like,


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[Assistant] My friend, like, gave me the pass or whatever, but like, just does nothing for me.


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[Assistant] No, it's a girl, not even a guy, a girl, and that just makes it so much worse, cause I'm just like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was very, very new and at the bottom, um, none of my scenes had come out yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that- dude, that was weird to me too, because like, I just- okay.


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[Assistant] I s- I feel like I spoke it into existence because, you know, I was a fan of Lena and her YouTube videos and then I found you through Lena.


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[Assistant] And I thought you were both like, dope as fuck, I would watch your vlogs and shit.


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[Assistant] That's basically the gist of it, but so obviously that year I wasn't signing for any companies because I had not shot for any companies.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I did a shoot and we got really stoned after, like they were big stoners so we smoked a lot of weed and I went down to the casino and like I couldn't find my tower, like I was just walking around the casino lost as fuck.


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[Assistant] I literally walked around twice and I could not find my tower and this is why I feel like it was fate because you know if I hadn't walked around twice I wouldn't have been standing right there and just seen you and Lena just like walking right towards me and I was like oh shit like I like you guys you guys are cool keep it up with the vlogs and shit and then yeah I just messaged you


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[Assistant] And then we were just like, come hang out with us, or whatever. Well, Lena was like, come hang out. And I thought that was really nice, cause I'm like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you, you like, saw it in me, and I remember that night, you guys like, posted me, and that helped me hit 10k followers on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I just thought that was so fucking cool. I was like, you didn't need to do that. That was really nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I totally agree and like how we were talking earlier about like people who are just really like obsessed with like social media clout and all this shit.


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[Assistant] It's, they're the ones, I feel like, who are very stingy with this so-called clout, like,


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[Assistant] What do- first of all, what even is clout? Clout is like when people give a fuck about you, right?


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[Assistant] You know, it makes sense, but it's just a little shady to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because then people feel comfortable publicly sitting how they've always felt about you.


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[Assistant] It's almost like if you put someone on and, you know, promote them in your videos and stuff and then they, they have the tools to like,


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[Assistant] I just feel like if people are gonna be like hitting you up and stuff, like asking for things like that, they need to at least like, you know, give a re- well yeaah, give top- or money.


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[Assistant] Sell it, exactly. It's like, when I show up on set for a scene, I mean, I'm already booked, but like, if I want that company to book me again, I have to...


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[Assistant] Okay, so, before I turned 18, I never thought like, oh I wanna do porn, I wanna do anything. I didn't think about sex work at all. The reason I got into sex work was...


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[Assistant] It's kinda shady actually, but like I met this guy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I wouldn't do- I would never have done that, mostly because before I turned 18, I didn't want to work and I had no reason to work.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, 100 fucking percent, but when it comes to like freelancing and like just selling nudes and shit, anybody can sell nudes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, especially with private snap because snapchat is not connected.