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[Assistant] It was really hard to look at. One more point I want to point out about Jose's performance last night, and this goes to how bad offensive they've been, especially in the power category. Jose's three home runs last night increased the team's home run total by 9%.


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[Assistant] They're 39 now, right? Well, Brennan had 40. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Before Brennan hit his. He's got almost 25% of the team's entire home runs. Oh, he had 6 in 61 games heading into last night. He had 3 in last night's games. So he increased his home run total by 50% in one night. And the team total up 8.6 to be exact. Yeaah. Oh, there's one of those stats.


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[Assistant] Well, Brendan's been much better. Jimenez has been much better. Quan has been better. Quan's been better. Jose's been better. And Rosario has four hits in the last two days. He's showing signs.


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[Assistant] guys healthy and let's go. I want to test you guys guardians Indians knowledge real quick before we move to the next topic.


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[Assistant] Ramirez became the eighth player since 2000 in a Cleveland uniform to hit three home runs in a game. Can you name the other seven? Oh my god.


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[Assistant] And I'm putting you totally on the spot. I didn't even tell Anthony about this. I found this. Let's go. Jim told me, told me did it July 6th, 2001. Okay. Let's go.


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[Assistant] And in the chat, if you guys know, drop it in the chat, Anthony will be looking. Did, did, uh. Did Lindor? Lindor did not. Did, and what, did, and Carson.


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[Assistant] Before Ramirez, May 2nd, 2018. Okay, so that's two, there's seven to do it? One, two, three, four, you have five left I guess. Okay, uhm. Wrong?


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[Assistant] Jason Kipnis? No, there's a couple names that, two names you guys should get, two names that if you remember I'll be surprised. Obviously they were important players, but. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Give me, give me a hint. Give me an initial. Johnny Peralta? Uh, LC.


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[Assistant] Rangers, I thought. Rangers, yea, he's had a big contract. Uh, two more? Uh, a switch hit and catcher? Uh, VM?


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[Assistant] So to run through real quick, the eight players since 2001 who have hit three home runs in a Cleveland Indians slash Guardians uniform, Jose Ramirez, Edwin Encarnacion, Lonnie Chisenhall, Sinsoo Chu, Travis Hafner, Victor Martinez, Jim Comey, and Ellsberg.


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[Assistant] But still significantly higher than the league average. He can't really play off the ball. He's still a guy who needs the ball to be at his most effective. So if you bring him in, are you taking the ball out of Darius Garland's hands to put it in Chris Paul's hands?


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, theoretically speaking, if he comes in, who are you taking the ball out of their hands to give to him? Even on the second unit, like, at this point do you really want Chris, like he's not...


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[Assistant] He needs, for him to be effective at this stage of his career, he needs spacing all around the floor. He's not super quick, and unfortunately for the Cavs, as we learned in the playoff series, barring some significant roster turnover, spacing especially on the second unit,


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[Assistant] It doesn't really exist if we're being honest. So, uh, if you could find a way to flip him for Ricky Rubio, like he's gonna take those Rubio minutes and you could cut Rubio and snap your fingers and that cap space just magically appears. Yeaah, he's an upgrade over Rubio at that back up point guard spot.


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[Assistant] I don't think he stylistically, skill-wise, endure...


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[Assistant] Basketball style play fits into what the Cavs need whatsoever.


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[Assistant] I wasn't prepared to have like my top five point guards ready like right now, but when you look at Chris Paul's resume, the only thing missing from his resume, he's a Locke Hall of Famer, first ballot, that's, you know, not available.


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[Assistant] Well, championship. Are you saying MVP is the second one? Of course. Well, I just meant, yeah, he's never gonna be MVP.


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[Assistant] I wasn't arguing for tough, I'm just saying. The one glaring omission on his resume is a ring. He doesn't have one. Now in his career, Chris Paul has made 328 million dollars just in NBA contracts.


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[Assistant] That's not endorsements. It's a pretty big ring. A state farm. You know, he got the state farm contract. He does, he had his own shoes for a while. So my man's made more money than you could ever imagine. Sure. And if he wants more money, Chris Paul, go get your money.


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[Assistant] 30H different than Lebron's 30. It is. It is, and it goes back to, we've talked about this many times, little guards throughout the history of the NBA.


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[Assistant] Have very, very, very, very, very sparingly been able to lead a team to a championship. It happens almost never. Steph Curry, Isaiah Thomas, then you gotta go back to like, Bob Cousy in the 60s.


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[Assistant] Not only that, but with the new salary cap. Boston 1-1. Boston 1-1, we thought it would be more. Heat 1-2, I mean if you want to count.


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[Assistant] You mentioned the big three era with this new salary cap and the way the CBA has been agreed upon and signed now, which is in place this year. It's hard to keep two stars. It is. Real quick, look at Boston with Jalen Brown and Jay Statham.


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[Assistant] Brown's one year older, made second team All-NBA, he's up for a five year, 293 million dollar extension this year. If they sign him to that, and then they sign Jason Tatum next year, who's already been a first team All-NBA player, it's a five year, 297, what, it's like five extra million dollars, whatever.


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[Assistant] Those two combined be 70% of their salary cap. Can't do it. How do you fill out a roster, 10 spots, with 30% of your salary cap? And that's just two guys. And now, it used to be big three, that took up three for 70, now it's two. So it's even harder now.


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[Assistant] So I go through the list, and they did it by tiers. The first tier was elite titans, second tier was elite potential but good right now, and then third was like, good, could be great in the right situation.


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[Assistant] They had Taysom Hill ahead of them, which I thought was silly, like, I don't know how, I mean Taysom's more versatile, but is he really even a tight end? Is he a tight end? They had Darren Waller at 11, who I think when Darren Waller's healthy is higher, so like,


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[Assistant] I think he's in that 8-10 range. If you want to tell me he's a couple spots too low or spotter too too high. You're good with that. I'm not going to go into the stats. He's between 8 and 12 in every statistical category. I think he's in the right tier. If you want to argue him to be two spots ahead, sure. If you want to argue him to be two spots lower, I'm not going to be upset. But I think he's right in the right range.


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[Assistant] Last year, you do not want us to compare the careers that you got here. Two things on Injoku, the contract and my memory of him.


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[Assistant] With all the weapons that Deshaun Watson has on the outside now, I don't think his targets or receptions or yards will go up significantly. I think what we saw last year makes sense when I look at the grand scheme of their entire passing attack. However,


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[Assistant] The receiving touchdowns makes a difference. And I think in the red zone, that's where he's gonna make his money. He had 58 receptions last year, 648 yards, and four touchdowns. Right.


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[Assistant] If he has 60 catches, 650 yards, and 910 touchdowns. Yes. We are looking at David and Joku in a completely different light. I'm fine with that. And let me tell you why. Jordan Aikens, the tight end they brought in from Houston, he had five touchdowns last year.


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[Assistant] I can't, when Anthony said this topic, the first thing I thought of in Jokey Top 10, and it hurt me. Because the one memory I can't get out of my head with in Jokey.


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[Assistant] Dropping the pass in the freezing cold with the wind from Watson, which would have changed for better or worse, fair or not. Cause it's not fair to Watson.


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[Assistant] How much different do we look at those six game stretch for Watson? If he's four and two instead of three and three. If he's four and two with eight touchdowns, it's literally one difference, but they're four and two on a well thrown ball in the end zone that hit Njoku in the hands, they didn't win the game. It literally changes


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[Assistant] On his bad day, he's still a great tight end. Gee, let me ask you a question. So, we'll go fantasy football wise to make a point about real football.


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[Assistant] Boomer bust, or a consistent guy at tight end.


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[Assistant] In the current formation and structure of this Brown's offense.


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[Assistant] I can't believe he's been, this'll be the 7th year? It's time. It is time for him.


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[Assistant] It feels like he's been on the breakout star list for like... That's my point!


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[Assistant] He's going to, you know, rise to the top. Jabril Peppers is, I think he might be out of the league. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean seven years, six years is twice the span of an average NFL career.


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[Assistant] You're supposed to look good. But still, but there are levels to good. There are levels to looking good in situations where you're supposed to look good. If we all went and just shot hoops, and I make 7 of 10 threes and we're just shooting around, that's good.


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[Assistant] Yes. But then you see someone who really is really really good. They make 10 of 10 and then they make 10 of 10 more and then they make 9 of 10 next thing you know there's 48 of 50. Yeaah. And there's different levels to that. There are. From all reports the Shawn Watson was the 48 of 50 good on Tuesday. Yeaah, now I did hear earlier


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[Assistant] So, Greg Pruitt was supposed to join us at 12. It is 12 17, we haven't heard from Greg Pruitt, but I can tell you I'm a little hesitant to tease any guests considering we had a guest that was supposed to be on 17 minutes ago and we've not been able to make contact with him.


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[Assistant] Once again, just like practice good or bad take with a grain of salt because we were supposed to have a guest 18 minutes ago and we don't know where he is. But Greg Newsome.


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[Assistant] Told us he will come on the show on Tuesday at noon. Yeah. Also, we're still waiting for, he could call in. Also, we have Greg Newsom and Gilbert Arenas on Tuesday.


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[Assistant] By the way, Gilbert locked in. Yeah. So that's going to be a show of all shows Tuesday.


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[Assistant] J. Monahan's the biggest, I- I'm gonna use my words lightly, but no.


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[Assistant] You have 9-11 blood on your hands, and less than two years later, he's getting the biggest cut.


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[Assistant] So much bigger than Ingram. In the picture, Henry's closer to the lens than Ingram is, so it's even a more of an illusion. I know, that's why it looks like he's his dad. But it, even in real life, take out the illusion, one is a massive human being and one's just a large.


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[Assistant] Because Eckler does score a lot but doesn't get a ton of yards to throw so many. Taylor?


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[Assistant] But Anthony did say free agents counted. So NFC the last year he played.


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[Assistant] He doesn't have that many touchdowns, does he? No, he has 43 touchdowns in the last...


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[Assistant] That's my bet. I don't know. I feel like Zeke would be in more.


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[Assistant] I don't think he's played long enough. And I don't think he has 34 touchdowns either. Joe Mixon is giving me my guess. I think Joe Mixon.


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[Assistant] Demented to put a bangles player last year.


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[Assistant] I guess. You should at least get the honor if you don't, right? I'm pretty sure you get the honor. So for the record, that was just rushing touchdown, not total touchdown.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause he had 20 touchdowns last year alone, so. But it's okay. It's a good game, Anthony. Good game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, boogie text, I'll tell you guys right now, boogie text, boogie texting me 18 links for tickets. Like, individual links. And they're all together though, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, he said once you get in, you're good. So. Or you can sit wherever you want. I think so. But according to the tickets. Oh yea, are all tickets 10 bucks?


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[Assistant] Is much better this year, but we know what Amari Cooper is outside of Cooper. No one has shown, you know, that top tier talent and production. DPJ was solid last year.


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[Assistant] And solid will take. Elijah Moore is obviously uber-talented, but didn't work out in New York. Cedric Tillman's a rookie, Marquise Goodwin's fast, but that hasn't translated to like,


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[Assistant] In the AFC that one game can be the difference between making and missing the playoffs this year. So I thought Hopkins would have been the move if they're going to make one. So I don't think they will.


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[Assistant] But, for the sake of this argument, and once again, this is not going to happen, but for the sake of this argument, if they were gonna make one more move,


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[Assistant] I have three names that I think make sense. Okay. Two are pass rushers, and one is Davin Cooke, who we just mentioned. Yeah. Davin Cooke's not gonna come here. He wants to be a starter. He is going to Miami, so there's not a chance he comes here, but if I'm Andrew Barry...


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[Assistant] Running back is a very up and down position. It is not anything against Nick Chubb, it's just durability in the league at that position is very hard to sustain and he's been tremendous at it, but the reality is we're one hit away from having Jerome Ford be our starting running back. So, and I'm okay with that. But if you can bring in Dalvin Cook for super cheap.


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[Assistant] Four time Pro Bowler, 400 yards, I would do that. But the more realistic options that I think if they are going to make a move, make sense, would be two pass rushers, either Justin Houston or Melvin Ingram. Basically because...


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[Assistant] A, they're on one-year deals. They're mercenaries. Jim Schwartz loves to rotate defensive ends and defensive linemen. Houston had nine and a half sacks last year. And if you're telling me...


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[Assistant] Even if he plays five to ten plays a game, that's it. Third down, third along, you put an extra pass rusher in, and then you have a defensive line of Myles Garrett, Zedarius Smith, Oboe, and a guy like Justin Houston who's big enough to rush from the interior or the outside.


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[Assistant] As just an extra rotational chest piece, that's the move I like to see them make, but I do not think they will end up making any more moves before we start training camp.


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[Assistant] Jay, before you answer, can I make one more tiny point off G's? Sure. To go to you. So I mentioned Davencook, and once again.


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[Assistant] He's not coming to clean. He's not. Like, they're not probably gonna make the call. Andrew Barry doesn't value running backs. We've seen that. Kareem Hunt's still out there. Ezekiel, like, running backs are not in the same...


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[Assistant] They're not like wider jeans. They're not buckets where you need them. So, I get that. But I'm just saying. Miami.


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[Assistant] And Denver, the two teams that he's rumored to be interested in, that have interest of bringing him in. They both could use him. They both could use him a lot more than the Browns. He'd scare me in Miami. Because they don't have a Nick Chubb. I don't like Miami as it is right now.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see what you're saying, yeaah. I'm scared now. And my point is, those are two teams that can make real moves with a running back. Can make moves with a running back, and they are in that same category of teams with the Browns of, you have the Chiefs?


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[Assistant] Based on what they've done in the last two years, the bangles bills, and then you have four through six, seven, eight, nine that are all fighting for three or four playoff spots. And yes, he's not coming to Cleveland. I do not expect them to even make a call.


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[Assistant] But you might as well kick the can and see if he has any interest in playing with Nick Chubb because if not, he's gonna go to a team that you're fighting for a playoff. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] In the soccer team. Which just skyrocketed in value. Of course it did. They just made...


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[Assistant] Tons of money. Messi- we talked about it in overtime yesterday. Messi going to Miami is so much money for Jimmy Haslund. It's good for Browns fans.


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[Assistant] Yea, but he- We thought there was an overtime when I was to get back into it. There's a difference in Messi and Wayne Rooney coming, cause they were, they were past their prime.


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[Assistant] And Messi is not in his prime, but he just won the World Cup. He was the best player in the World Cup. Yea, but he's, make no mistake, he's at the end of his prime. Yea, but he's still like 2 day, a top 3-4 player in the World Cup. He is, he has what, 3 years tops?


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[Assistant] So I'll pitch you guys a linebacker move then. Okay. Not sure if it's feasible. I have no idea what the price is, but we know Arizona is completely selling. Yes. They've cut Hopkins. Their goal is to get the number one pick.


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[Assistant] Caleb Williams, you are an Arizona Cardinal next year, right? So they're terrible. They just declined, or not just, but when the 50 year options had to be picked up.


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[Assistant] They declined the fifth year option on Isaiah Simmons. The linebacker they drafted, I believe, is either seventh or ninth overall from Clemson a few years ago. He was a versatile defender, he was a little too big to be a safety, a little too small to be a traditional linebacker, but in college,


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[Assistant] No, but the Cardinals declined his fifth year. I'm sure... I don't know what they take, but like...


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[Assistant] They're not going to re-sign him, so would a fourth round pick maybe? I don't know, I'm asking, but like, that's a guy maybe that they could bring in to help the linebacker.


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[Assistant] We had the door open, the door open, we just got food and then we put the, I was putting the food on the table and I was literally sitting right back down by the door and as I was like, as I was turning to sit, he like ran in right behind me. I'll show you the video right after this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody usually knows. I mean, we're live, people know that we're here doing it live. So it wasn't staged? No, it wasn't staged, not at all. But was it scary?


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[Assistant] It was scary. Yeah, for sure. A hundred percent. Cause well, it was weird because all right. At first he walked in.


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[Assistant] We were all on our knees, holding onto the railings.


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[Assistant] Everyone thought, isn't this dangerous? Are we in trouble?


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[Assistant] They knew they'd be exposed to radiation, but they went in.


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[Assistant] The temperature was 100 degrees plus. The surroundings were pitch black.


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[Assistant] And there was condensation. The radiation was high.


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[Assistant] They showed courage and resolution.


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[Assistant] Their lives were on the line.


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[Assistant] No one knew what it was. Maybe an earthquake.


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[Assistant] Did reactor 1 just explode?


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[Assistant] Many of us thought of running away, but there was no escape.


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[Assistant] Yoshida said, starting now we are going to evacuate.


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[Assistant] We've done this much, we can do no more. Just go home.


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[Assistant] People around me, their expressions grew brighter.


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[Assistant] We were given numbers, very low numbers of people who were on the site and we knew that that wasn't sufficient to do what needed to be done at that, at that time.


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[Assistant] We had some pretty clear indication that there was fuel damage occurring in the spent fuel pools from the lack of water.


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[Assistant] And as they were worried about Japanese citizens, we were worried about American citizens and we thought to put all this to rest, put water in there.


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[Assistant] We were taking radiation measurements ourselves to see after the drop did the radiation level go down. Uh, and it didn't.


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[Assistant] Pick a game. Any game. Google the soundtrack and you'll find a massively up-voted youtube video, full of thousands of people nostalgically reminiscing about it and their experiences within the game.


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[Assistant] It's evident that music is a powerful part of any experience. Most of my nostalgic memories have an accompanying tune.


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[Assistant] Is it any wonder that my favourite games also have the best songs? The real question is, do I like it because the music is good, or because I loved the game and grew to also love the music?


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[Assistant] Take my dad's songs. As a child I heard them all hundreds of times. There are a few that quickly became favourites.


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[Assistant] Sinkerbonk, the song from Going Low on CSGO, wasn't one of them.


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[Assistant] And yet, since I've included it in the series so many times, it's grown on me to the point where it's probably my favourite.


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[Assistant] Anyway, the point is that music IS important. When I first made games, my hands were tied.


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[Assistant] I only had the pre-made MIDI files from Click and Play and the Games Factory to work with. Luckily there were some decent ones which I used to death since making my own didn't even register as a possibility. Perhaps it was bitter memories of me failing with the music maker on STS BASIC on the Atari that had shattered my confidence. Which is why it was such a big deal when somebody else would make the music for us.


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[Assistant] I collaborated with my friend, TommyTTK, on some of the bigger games that we worked on.


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[Assistant] In 2003, for Christmas Combat, my dad wrote a couple of MIDI files but they had large pauses at the beginning and we eventually opted for Street Fighter songs instead. Sorry dad. But for Santa's At-Nas in 2007, we needed more.


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[Assistant] I think that we posted on DailyClick, asking for some help and somebody replied saying that he could write some Christmassy music for us. We kept ourselves busy developing the title and when he finally showed us the song that he had written... well, here's what it was like. It wasn't good.


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[Assistant] It was very, very awkward to tell this lovely, enthusiastic man who was making music for us after the goodness of his heart. We began talking to him, to which he replied with how much fun he was having making music for us. We dropped the bombshell that we didn't want to use his music. And he said that he didn't mind and he was thankful for us encouraging him to start writing songs again in the first place! Such a nice guy, I wanted to hug him.


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[Assistant] But Santasatna still needed music, and Tom got his brother to write some.


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[Assistant] He was incredible and soon delivered 6 epic tracks that blew every other track we could have used out of the water. He wrote a world map one that he said sounded so depressing it would make players want to kill themselves, so it became the game over screen and served its purpose well. The two battle tunes were the strongest and I listened to them on repeat while working on the game itself. It helped me to complete the project.


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[Assistant] Even now I listen to them and they remind me of everything that went on during that cold December month. A few years later he wrote some more music for another game of ours, called Spellinks. The game didn't do justice to the wonderful tracks he wrote for them.


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[Assistant] I can't tell you how refreshing it is to work with somebody so capable that you know they're not just going to be able to do their role but will somehow do better than you could have hoped for.


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[Assistant] Thank you David. One day I will make a game that does your songs justice. I never thought that I'd be able to write my own music. With some things, like game design, I can see what I want to make in my head.


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[Assistant] I have never had such inspiration with music. And yet, I did learn how to and got more enjoyment out of that than I ever managed with game design. It was mid-2008 and I was working on Jimmy's Unlikely Resurrection, a game kind of like N but not as good.


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[Assistant] I kept the gameplay the same but it had more polish, support for highscores and could be exported in flash. I released it on newgrounds. A real-life friend of mine got competitive with it and we spent the best part of a month shaving fractions of a second off our highscores. I'd load the game up every day to find previous records broken.


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[Assistant] I think it ended in a sort of tie. Since each level could be done in a matter of seconds, I raised the skill ceiling by grouping levels together. This was less annoying than having to submit a highscore every couple of seconds and made it harder to get a perfect, unbeatable time since you'd have to flawlessly beat them ALL first time. Call it annoying or unfair, but everybody's in the same boat.


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[Assistant] Resurrection 4 was the magic number of levels in a group and is something I carried forward with Destruction Darius, where I still believe it works well. I feel that with Jimmy's Unlikely Resurrection 2, I finally cracked what was required for a game to be simple, yet addictive. It requires polish, intuitive controls and a simple goal that's very, very difficult to master.


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[Assistant] In the first game, Jamie had to dodge exploding mines and a thing that looks like a Dalek that fires stuff out that then bounces across the level. With each shot, it fires itself backwards a bit, inevitably falling from a platform and exploding below which became a gameplay feature in itself in later levels. For the second, I made the mines shoot towards the player once they were close enough.


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[Assistant] This made them BUT flinchingly terrifying. Both games had an end-boss that I still prefer the one in the first game. I wasn't happy with the response that the second one got on Newgrounds so I decided to cash in on the work that I had invested by releasing expansions, each comprising of 6 new levels.


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[Assistant] Each took just hours to make but were received as well as the proper game was.


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[Assistant] I never did anything with this devious again, but it taught me a lot. It made me realise why Valve went down the episodic route for Half-Life 2 and why DLC has become such a fang. It's a real dark side of the game-making scene. If you look at the crap that's released on sites such as Newgrounds, you'll see that a lot of them seem to be the same game but with different backgrounds.


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[Assistant] The chances are they're made by somebody from China who lives off ad revenue scraps. To make money from flash games, you either make a super hit or churn out hundreds of games from the same template. I feel sorry for them more than anything else since 3 episodes for me was boring enough.


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[Assistant] But Jimmy was more than just a cute little flash game for me. It was also the first game that I wrote the music for. I guess I must have become bored of the pre-made MIDI files since I took a friend's advice and gave Fruity Loops Studio a go, not expecting any success. I spent half an hour arranging notes for a very unlikely instrument and ended with a song that I called Jimmy 1.


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[Assistant] I was half expecting something similar to if you try improvising on a piano with no previous experience, but the result blew me away. It worked!


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[Assistant] Admittedly, it was simple, repetitive and boring, but it had a tune and didn't make me want to kill myself. Surely just a fluke, right? I started on my second song, imaginatively named Jimmy 2, and it was even better.


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[Assistant] It had a tune, a chorus and quite a catchy beat and I proudly listened to it on repeat for months. I still like this one now and don't think I could make something of a similar style again if I tried. But the important thing here is that, with no previous experience or idea of what I was making, I could write a song that I liked enough to proudly and endlessly listen to.


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[Assistant] Within a couple of months I'd finished my first album, after another year, my second, and a few years after that, my third and I proudly treasure each and every one of the tracks, many of which accompany a game or project that I was working on at the same time.


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[Assistant] After about the 10th I remember wondering how much better I'd be after the 20th and so on. When I started, I expected to have churned out hundreds of them by the time I was 25. Of course, that didn't happen since each project began bloating, to the point where I simply didn't have the patience to invest months on a new track.


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[Assistant] Jimmy has been a recurring character in both my games and my music, despite being such a simple little person. Still speaking of which... DEATHGIVER. Remember this game? The one that I made in 2 hours?


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[Assistant] It wasn't just a 2 hour game. It also contains the first and only song ever written by another Tom that I know. He is a smart guy. Straight A's across the board kind of smart, without ever having to revise. With no prior knowledge, he picked up a music maker and churned out a midi file for the game. I included it in the game and left it at that. But then for Deathgiver 2,


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[Assistant] For Deathgiver 2 I made many new tunes, all of which were originally based on the one that he wrote. Most I managed to write in the space of 10 or so minutes and I loved doing so.


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[Assistant] It took me so long to appreciate that original song, that he jumped in and made something to a standard that took me months of practice to reach. When sat alone in my room, studying something that he casually wrote in minutes years earlier, I felt sheer admiration for his level of ability. He doesn't know that I've looked at his work


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[Assistant] He didn't make it for recognition. In fact, he's probably forgotten all about it by now. He's moved onto other things, while I'm still sat here remaking the song and following in his footsteps. Who knows what a mind like that would be capable of if he dedicated his life to just one thing. I see examples of this everywhere.


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[Assistant] The other Tom that I know, the one who worked with me on a number of games, is the same. We had a similar level of ability with the program all the way through school and college. The difference is that he didn't try. He just loaded up occasionally and made something amazing


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[Assistant] What do people want from life? Many want to be rich or to have children or to travel the world, but what I want is difficult to explain without sounding big-headed or full of myself. I've spent my life racing towards end goals that I'll never reach.


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[Assistant] I admire those ahead of me that I always seem to be following in the footsteps of and lastly, I see people who accidentally and briefly cross paths with me, seemingly without an end-goal in sight and I admire them for accidentally achieving what took me so long to purposely attain. Would I be happy if I reached all of my goals tomorrow? No, I'd just find more to chase. I think that I have to find solace in the journey itself.


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[Assistant] You know, they were, it wasn't necessarily their scene. I think they wanted to enjoy it. It was an exceptional night for everybody. Right.


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[Assistant] You know, they're used to, you know, being rock stars and doing rock star things and that was a very Hollywood industry night. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but everyone was coming up to them, you know, all these, it's crazy to watch so many big names kind of fan out, uh, that they were there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's alright. You did pretty well for yourself. I got love from Keith that night, her husband. Okay, Keith Urban. Yes, massive Queen fans.


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[Assistant] I am not Freddie Mercury. There's only one Freddie Mercury. But do you feel like you've been welcomed into that world? Somehow, someway.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, Ringo is sitting next to me and Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones. Awesome. Yeaah, which was, it was amazing and then at, towards the end of the concert, uh, they left I'm sure because they wanted to escape, uh, whatever, thousands of fans going after them.


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[Assistant] Paul played the last song and went off stage and then, uh, he came on for an encore and he brought Ronnie Wood on with him and Ringo Starr. Wow, that's good.


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[Assistant] As soon as we finish the interview, I go in the bathroom and big boy's back here taking photos or whatever and then some fucking crazy ass kid just runs into the store and he's like a fanboy type, like a crazed fanboy.


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[Assistant] He pulls out a gun, which we later find out is a BB gun, and he films himself.


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[Assistant] In my employee's face saying, this ain't a robbery, I don't give a fuck about no money. He goes, he goes, just find me Adam, get me Adam. And my employee, Michael, basically like,


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[Assistant] Walks out, but then as soon as he gets to the door, he puts in the code, he closes the door real quick. And then you see on the security footage that the guy straight up just walks out and just throws the gun like it's no big deal. And then the cops arrested him, like 20 minutes later, wearing the same clothes on the block.


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[Assistant] You're lucky that you were able to channel your clout urges into something positive.


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[Assistant] You had some sketchy situations unfold with girls? Uhm. You falling asleep around them and then they run through your shit?


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[Assistant] When I go to Lil Pump's house, I went on Halloween with my girlfriend and he, Lil Pump had 10 girls and then I had my girl, my girl's the only one with her phone.


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[Assistant] It was like power imbalance because those girls all had their phones taken but my girl got to keep hers cause Pump trusts her. And all the girls are looking at her like, damn she got a phone.


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[Assistant] That's power. That is power. We had like pretty much opposite, uh, afternoons, I guess, since, uh, you were just with Jay-Z.


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[Assistant] I was actually really just standing there in the bathroom for a couple minutes just thinking like, uh, this is like my only like two, three minutes that everybody's gonna be leaving me alone today. Like I'm just gonna look at my phone for a minute.


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[Assistant] That's insanity. What uh, wait, so what are you doing with Jay-Z?


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[Assistant] What was it like when you first met up with Jay-Z though? It's like, that's one person that I don't think I'm ready to be around. Like I don't know, I couldn't handle it, he's too big in my mind.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Talk about when you were like, what you were like as a young, young kid, before any of the social media, before you even jumped off the porch or anything.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you managed to though. But you're from like a grimy ass area of Detroit, right? Cause I was watching the video of you on Netflix and it was just like, damn, like you're really from the trenches. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And was that area that run down when you were growing up there or was it more of like a neighborhood and everything at that time?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you always have that special relationship with the place that you grew up at because you lived there when you didn't know anything else. That could have been the nicest area in the world and you wouldn't have necessarily known any better. That's how I feel when I go back to my hometown is like,


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[Assistant] $10 and I'm going home. Cause you did three years at KFC. Three long years. That's hardcore.


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[Assistant] I was listening to your interview with Vlad and Vlad really wanted to know what the secrets, uh, the secret spices were.


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[Assistant] Right. While I was watching that, I was just thinking, man, KFC ain't that good. Like, I would really be more concerned with knowing about the Popeye's recipe because I feel like their fried chicken's better.


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[Assistant] I got food poisoning from KFC one time and I had to miss a whole flight to New York and shit.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was shitting and throwing up for like 24 hours.


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[Assistant] It's the worst feeling. I've gotten it a few times over my life and it's just the worst feeling. Like, you just start puking and shitting and you can't do anything about it. At all. It's terrible.


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[Assistant] But when you were in high school working at KFC, you might, oh, you worked at KFC after high school, right? Yea, after high school, yea. So was that, there must not have been a lot of opportunities or a lot of jobs that you could have potentially got there, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know there's not a lot of jobs when KFC can be really, really picky.


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[Assistant] And I'm kinda proud, I've been in this apartment for like a year and I still haven't been there.


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[Assistant] You know, honestly, it's not that bad, it's just like, there's a Whole Foods down the block too, so it's like-


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[Assistant] No, it definitely, this is like the other side of the fucking spectrum from KFC. Uhm, so, but I'm assuming that you were always funny and you always had this instinct of like funny conversations and shit, but you just never knew about an opportunity that you might be able to make something out of yourself, right? You had never thought about stand-up or any of this stuff?


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[Assistant] That's kind of amazing right there. Just cause, I mean, honestly, Snoop Dogg was my first rapper that I gave a shit about in like 1992.


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[Assistant] I remember when he came out and he was the coolest motherfucker on earth. Period. People forget, cause he gradually aged into being the cool ass OG that he is now, but back in the day he was the cool new kid with the afro and the long flannel shirts and he was just tall, he really did look like a dog.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, you can tell where I got that nickname. He's got kinda like a hound dog type look to him.


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[Assistant] So did Snoop give you any like particular advice during that time? Did he help you to get more motivated?


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[Assistant] On social media and stuff, it seems like that's pretty much inevitable that like, you know, if you got 2 million followers, you definitely have opportunities to make money, but you might have opportunities to make, you know, like...


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[Assistant] He was probably sitting there thinking that he had the best opportunity in town. Exactly. Wow, that's crazy. That's kind of amazing.


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[Assistant] So, you were trying to be a rapper briefly back then, or were you just trying everything? Trying everything.


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[Assistant] Do you know anyone who you went to school with who's successful really in any way? Alright, it's just you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What are your thoughts on Detroit? You're still out there? I'm in Michigan. I ain't in the city of Detroit no more. Okay. Did you move your mom up out of there too?


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[Assistant] I mean, it was interesting just to sort of see, I mean, my main thing I was thinking about was like, damn, I'm always so quick to watch it on YouTube and not to go to Netflix and stuff, and I'm sitting there watching Netflix just thinking, man, Netflix is way better than YouTube sometimes. It's like high quality, look at your life through that. I was also just surprised that they have like eight minute stuff on Netflix. That's cool.


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[Assistant] See, that's funny is like when I think about like Instagram comedians, I think about Boonk and Supreme Patty, but you're doing a legit ass job of it too because you weren't scared to go into the stand-up


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[Assistant] Did you think that you were gonna be able to just go up there and freestyle it and just say a bunch of funny shit? I did, I did.


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[Assistant] I feel like from listening to Joe Rogan's podcast so much that I feel like I know a lot about what it would be like to be a comedian even though I've never actually done it because he's just, I've heard him talk so much about what it's like to


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[Assistant] I mean that's a lot to go back to back and keep people entertained the whole time. So did you have any like mentors or anybody guiding you through the stand up thing?


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[Assistant] See, I always think about the difference there because like when you go and make a Instagram clip, it's like, you know, the bare minimum, like a million people going to see it, maybe two million something more.


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[Assistant] When you go to do comedy, it's like you're just trapped in this room and a lot of times comedy clubs might be 50 people or a couple hundred people and that's like you're working with such a smaller audience but it's just a lot more intimate and you're like connecting more. I'm just kind of fascinated by the fact that you care about doing both because I feel like most Instagram comedian types that I know could not go and do stand-up comedy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see if you guys actually are able to get that, that vibe across. But is it so different when you go and do a club of people who don't necessarily know who you are versus a crowd of people who are really like your fans?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's kind of weird for you cause you're working from like a set of...


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[Assistant] Memes, I guess you could say, like catchphrases and things that you already have established that make perfect sense to your fans. So was that something that you always knew that you wanted to utilize was just going with the catchphrases? And there's something about repetition that makes people laugh is just knowing that they're going to kind of be able to hear the same thing.


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[Assistant] Definitely. I want to be honest with you, the reason why we started talking was because I think that that video that you made about like a guy getting a gun for the first time, I think that might be the hardest I've ever laughed at one of your videos because I know so many rappers who do that shit.


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[Assistant] Dude, you have me dead off that one, bro. The repetition of ending the last word, I'm tweaking, tweaking. She farting, farting. That just, that works for me. Like, I don't know why. That's a little funny. Yeah, yeah. Have you been doing that since you were young or is that something that just sort of found its way into your comedy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause like you think about why I thought that that gun one was so funny is because I can relate to it. I know a bunch of goofy ass people that I've always seen doing goofy ass shit with their guns and I've never really had a way to talk about it or like a way to frame it. But then your video just put it all in perspective of how silly people act in that environment.


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[Assistant] To you, that's kind of like part of the question is like.


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[Assistant] Okay, you're a comedian. You're concerned mostly with being funny. But then you're also out in public. You also might be in a situation where somebody has to try you or where you have to stand up for yourself or whatever. Do you, is it weird like being on both sides of that? Having to just be this dude that everybody knows is a funny ass dude and then also wanting to be someone that's like taken seriously in certain situations?


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[Assistant] Two and a half years. So I haven't really seen, like, how sketchy girls could be. I was still getting pussy as, like, a regular dude up until, uh, the past couple years. So, I don't know. I feel like I missed out on some of the treachery.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, but the weird thing about it though is that my girl is hella popular, so it's like any girl that would probably holler at me probably knows who my girl is. Right, okay. So it's kind of a weird thing where I have, the other day we were on livestream, some hot ass model girl walks right up to me and says, I wanna fuck you and your girlfriend so bad.


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[Assistant] Oh man, alright, so yeaah, like, is, does that one stand out to you, the, the, the behave in this manner, uh, is there, is there any kind of memory of how that catchphrase came to exist?


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[Assistant] So that was actually not intentional. No, that wasn't intentional. You guys just both happened to wear sort of similar colored jackets.


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[Assistant] He was just, I met him yesterday here. I seen it. I seen it. Yeaah. I was very excited. His music is great. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Dude, the baby is such a cool-ass dude. It's almost hard to imagine. You ever hear about what happened to him in the Walmart?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. That's like, he's such a nice guy, it's kinda hard to even imagine him in that situation.


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[Assistant] One of the things that I noticed that makes for a good Instagram video in terms of your content is it just seems like you always find a way to, to find topics that have like energy around them. Like in particular when you're doing the dad character, it's just, and you know what I noticed with that?


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[Assistant] Fatboy will make videos that there's not even really a joke. It's just him yelling. But like the energy is enough to get people like watching. Yeah, Fatboy energy just always there. That's my joke.


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[Assistant] He doesn't know what to do with all that weight. He's swinging his weight around too much.


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[Assistant] Man, that's crazy. Yeah, do you, uh, I don't know, like, is there anybody in that sort of world of like Instagram comedy that you, that you are a genuine fan of? Somebody that you look at and you're like, you know what, they kill it.


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[Assistant] It's weird how nowadays, cause you've been on Instagram since the very, very beginning with the 15 second videos.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well no, I mean I remember when it was 15 second videos and now you got minute long videos and you can swipe side to side so you could theoretically, you could put up like 10 minutes of video if you wanted.


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[Assistant] But I mean, that's crazy because nowadays it seems like easy for people to just jump right in and start making videos and stuff. You were doing it when it was still sort of a new thing. Like the idea of taking Vine style stuff and putting it on Instagram.


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[Assistant] Wow. When you come out to LA, do you feel like it's important for you to tap in with Snoop?


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[Assistant] He has like a compound, uh, somewhere around here, not around here, but around LA.


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[Assistant] A maze. Really? It's crazy. You ain't never been over there? No, I'm trying though.


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[Assistant] You know, I feel like Fatboy's image took a different turn when he decided to become the guy with all the face tattoos. You ever thought about it?


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[Assistant] Tattoos make you look like you take yourself serious.


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[Assistant] And when you go on stage and you're supposed to be doing comedy, you're supposed to be like making fun of yourself and being sort of, you can't be like cocky or egotistical or anything if you're gonna be a comedian. You have to be willing to shit on yourself.


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[Assistant] That is kind of why people have a hard time wrapping their head around you because they meet you and they're like, well, you're a good looking guy, you're a strong looking guy, you're like normal, like you look like you could probably get some girls. You don't necessarily seem like you should be doing comedy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's just so crazy, cause when I look at what you've done, it's like, man, there's only supposed to be a few ways to make it when you don't have any opportunity. It's supposed to be rap, sports, or, you know,


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[Assistant] I don't know selling drugs, it's pretty much like, people break it down to these simple things and like you sort of carved out a different lane and now that lane is a bit more established but when you started there wasn't any like obvious path here.


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[Assistant] What was it like, uh, meeting Will Smith and doing that one video with him? Cause I- when I saw that video with you and him, I thought that you had actually made that video without him even knowing you were making the video. And I thought that was so- wait, no.


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[Assistant] Somebody like Will Smith or Jay Z, they kind of have the same thing in common, that they're both so successful, so ridiculously successful that they've seen it all, kind of done it all, and you have to think that, you know, a lot of people


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[Assistant] If they were to meet you, if you met like a comedian, you know, they either want something that you have or they want, they don't want you to take their spot. You're talking to somebody like Jay-Z or Will Smith. I mean, they're solidified. They don't got nothing to worry about. They've seen it all and done it all.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Uhm, oh, my girlfriend just got here.


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[Assistant] She actually didn't get a chance to, normally she learns about the people that I'm about to interview because I'll be doing my research in front of her, but I was actually like diving deep deep into your Instagram yesterday.


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[Assistant] Right, I hate that. I talk to people all the time who are like, well actually I was just interviewing Big Boy and he was saying that he doesn't like to do much, um, preparation, but you know, there's just a certain extent to where if you don't really know about a person, that's kind of like, disrespectful.


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[Assistant] And they were looking at me crazy the other day because I was like, yeah, you know, when I got ready for that Wyclef interview, I was at least like 10 hours again prep prepared for it. And they're like, what are you talking about? 10 hours? I'm like, okay, there's, there's two Fuji's albums and then there's like,


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[Assistant] A bunch of Wyclef albums, like two or three or whatever. And then there's like, you know, I watched like one two hour podcast with him. Put all that together or listen to all that shit. That's 10 hours. So it's like, you know, I realize it's a lot of work, but I mean, if you're gonna, if I'm gonna interview you,


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[Assistant] You're a comedian, whatever. You could probably, you could get ready in like an hour, cause you just gotta watch a shitload of Instagram comedy videos, maybe catch up on a, on an interview or whatever. But somebody like Wyclef, it's like, there's just, he's been killing it for 20 years.


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[Assistant] What's the comedian pussy like? Like are girls really fiending for a funny dick?


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[Assistant] You know you're right, that's like the number one way to get a girl is to make her laugh.


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[Assistant] Brianna. Well shit, you were just with Jay-Z. He signed her. He might be able to connect the dots.


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[Assistant] You might fall in love for a little bit until you see that interview clip of her where she said she fucked 80 dudes in high school. In one year in high school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, but yeah, I think the bulletproof vest thing, do you think people think it's funny? Like does it add to the humorous element?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. So, I read one of these quotes from you who said, do you want to be one of the biggest comedians in the world?


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[Assistant] Is that, that's still the goal? Like, how far do you feel like you are along that path?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just connectin' those dots. You feel like you've been welcomed in the stand-up world, or do you feel like they kinda don't understand you because you're coming from Instagram fame?


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[Assistant] I think it's just like so dope to be able to adapt between the Instagram comedy stuff and then the stand up world because there's just so many more opportunities in that stuff because you could go have a Netflix special, you could go have, you know, all kinds of different shit that would like


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[Assistant] Just be able to take your shit to a different level, cause that's kinda one of the problems, and I feel like that's what made Boonk go crazy, is that like, he developed a lane, started doing tons of views from doing something basically pretty simple, but then he didn't know where the fuck to go from there.


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[Assistant] What a G. Yea, GG. Going through the back is, is very gangster, that's very true. Yea. But, but going through the back at like a show is normal, going through the back at a restaurant, that's pretty tight. Exactly, that's what I, yea. That's different.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's trippy when your friends have kids and at first it seems like it's like not that big a deal because the kid's just a little ball of skin and then all of a sudden they got like a six year old and they're just talking and shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That was pretty incredible. Was that like a huge look for you at that time?


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Do you think we should consult the chat real quick just to see if they have any questions? It's always interesting to see what exactly they say.


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[Assistant] Someone called you boring, Dan, that's fucked up. It's gonna move so much faster as soon as they realize that we're reading it.


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[Assistant] Someone said, I'd be scared to be interviewed by Adam right now. That's what I'm scared of is that people are gonna start


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[Assistant] We're gonna get that reputation for having bad security here, which is...


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[Assistant] I mean, thankfully I had some, some, some hard dudes. I had Big Boy, and then, uh, I had you. So it's like, you know, people that aren't gonna necessarily be scared of some shit, but, you know, you can only imagine if I had somebody who was a pussy back here.


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[Assistant] Oh it's, oh it's moving, moving now. Now it's really moving. Someone said, how do I be funny? Kind of a simple question.


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[Assistant] That shit moving fast as hell now. Now they're really interesting. Who would you like to collab with? That's an interesting question because it feels like you've kind of touched down with a lot of the biggest names.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Have you met him yet? I met Dave yet. Ooh, he's so tight.


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[Assistant] He made some, uh, controversy the other day because he was drunk as hell on livestream and he called, uh, Daniel Caesar gay. He said, you look gay or some shit. And it went viral because it just was aw- Oh, because he was with John Mayer.


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[Assistant] That's a fact, he's got too much money to give a shit what anybody thinks.


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[Assistant] The weed stuff is hella funny when you're just talking about how high you are and stuff.


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[Assistant] What's the, wait, okay, that is a good question though, is when you make those videos, do you make the video and then record the audio, or do you record the audio and then act out the audio?


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[Assistant] Ah, okay. Cause I, I just, I like the ones where you're like thinking and like- Yea, the thoughts.


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[Assistant] That's an automatic quotable right there. For real. They're asking if you smoke. What's your statement on that?


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[Assistant] See, I s- I love smoking weed, but I just can't really like get really into smoking weed on camera. I feel like I'm way better when I don't smoke.


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[Assistant] No, definitely. Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you. I was high as hell, and I was drinking lean, and I met Chris Brown, and, you know, obviously I didn't do the toxicology report, but he was definitely on some shit. He was drunk as hell, or whatever, and he was like, hyped!


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[Assistant] And I was, oh my god, but I was hyped as fuck to meet Chris Brown. I was so hyped, but it was just weird because I know in my head, I'm like, we are on such different levels right now.


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[Assistant] That's good. Cause like Kevin Hart has definitely like seen it all done it all in terms of the direction that you want to go. You know, like he, he, it makes me really glad to know that he would want to be involved with people coming up, you know, because I feel like he's like his success is just like so unparalleled in a lot of ways. Exactly. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like how many, do you have your friends from back in the day, or do you have like a bunch of managers, you just got one guy?


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[Assistant] So your team of comedians, like what, how did that all come together? I'm gonna be honest, I'm not like super familiar with all of them, but I've seen a couple of them.


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[Assistant] Do you primarily do black audiences or do you do white audiences too? Or do white people just have no fucking clue what the hell you're doing?


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[Assistant] That's interesting. Do you feel like you get a better reaction when it's like all black? Like people are like sorta, are you able to like be yourself more in an environmental way?


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[Assistant] My whole life, I always had my black friends telling me that like, oh man, if you came to my neighborhood, the black girls, my neighborhood love you. But then I never really felt like I was that great at making that conversation with them because in my head, I always feel like they don't want anything to do with me. Like that's just, it's the same kind of, you know, you ever look at like a


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[Assistant] But you deep down know that that's not really how it works and actually they probably, there's probably a large percentage of them that would be interested.


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[Assistant] You know, I feel like you're just going to keep getting more money and in more environments and you'll be able to fucking finesse.


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[Assistant] No for real, that's real though. Well people are agreeing with you in the chat, somebody said all caps, talking to black girls is very different than talking to white girls. It is, that's the truth. At least we know.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I wish I had a super cool story, but I was like 15 and I was making a live journal, which is basically just like a blog at that time and I had to pick a name and I put 2-2 after that.


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[Assistant] I need to come up with a logo, cause if I had a logo that had like bullet holes in it with the 22 and shit, that could be, that could be good.


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[Assistant] That's good. I gotta start working on my image, you know? I gotta have like a big gun strapped to my chest. If I had like a fucking sniper rifle strapped to my chest while I'm doing these interviews, then I'll get some respect. Put some respect on my name.


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[Assistant] Birdman is actually my favorite black comedian. For real? Yea. Birdman, I don't know Birdman. From, uh, Cash Money?


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[Assistant] Hey, and big news for the people who are watching this stream is keep your eyes peeled because we're gonna be back with Tiana Trump, right?


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[Assistant] Freak Man, coming soon. Everybody out there, appreciate you. Like, comment, subscribe.


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[Assistant] I was in a place for young kids who have like, behavior problems and whatnot.


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[Assistant] I did most of my sentence in SEG. I think it had an effect on me. Cause it made me where I don't care. It doesn't bother me no. And then it just progressed from there. Got out, went in. Got out, went in. Then I ended up in SEG here.


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[Assistant] I got placed in segregation and stabbed another inmate out here in the wreck cages and assaulted a bunch of COs, lit a couple of fires, escaped out of my cell. You name it, I've done it.


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[Assistant] Cause you're in a cell, 23 hours a day, you're not used to people walking behind you, talking to you real loud. And getting out felt really weird. Kinda like, first day out of school, except like a hundred times worse. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Being around groups of people after being so segregated for so long.


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[Assistant] When I was done, I walked up to the desk, the female that was on had her back to me through the two shanks on the desk.


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[Assistant] And I told her, I said, I'm not here to hurt you. I held my hands up like this. I go home and turn around, put my hands behind my back, cuff me up.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think I'm a psychopath. I think I made some serious, dangerous decisions in my life.


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[Assistant] So I can't go anywhere around here without them thinking I'm Hannibal Lecter. They don't trust me as far as they can throw me. I don't blame them. But no, I don't think I'm a psychopath. I ain't crazy. I'm just misunderstood.


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[Assistant] I already have a lot of mosquitoes around me now, or these tiny tiny little mosquitoes.


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[Assistant] So, I have written down some of your questions in this book. Uhm, I realized that I'm gonna have to have more Q&As because you had so many questions so I'm not gonna be able to answer all of them. I'm gonna answer some of the most common questions and then we will have more Q&As in the future.


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[Assistant] So why not start with some fast and easy questions now, just to warm it up a little bit before we get into the heavier questions. So first question is about Nanook, my dog. What breed is Nanook?


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[Assistant] Nanook is a mix of golden retriever and flat coated retriever and labrador retriever. So his mom is a labrador retriever and his dad is a mix of flat coated and golden. How old is Nanook?


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[Assistant] Well, Nanook is not a Swedish word, but in Eskimo it means ice bear. And that's because when he was a little puppy he looked a lot like a little bear, but not like an ice bear bud. So that's kind of why I chose that name. But I know that in many languages,


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[Assistant] Nanook means ice cream. Nanook loves ice cream, so that's a perfect match. And the last question about Nanook is why do you have Nanook on a leash in your garden?


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[Assistant] But he always comes back in a while. He just takes a little loop in the village. And he usually feels the smell of other dogs in the village. Or sometimes he can smell an animal close by, so he runs after their tracks.


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[Assistant] But usually he just takes a little loop in the village. So he can go to my neighbors and he poops in their gardens. And then he can go to their trash cans and eat trashes. So he can just cause a lot of mess when he's not on a leash.


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[Assistant] But the biggest reason to why I have him in a leash is because he can run out on the road. And sometimes we have cars coming or timber trucks, so I just want him to be safe. But when we are out in the forest, he never runs away from us. I don't know why really, but maybe it's because he feels more comfortable in the village, I don't know.


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[Assistant] And for those of you who don't know what this question is about, I mentioned in an earlier vlog that I have been hearing some very strange sounds in the forest right behind our house. And also Johan and my mom have heard the same things and also felt


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[Assistant] Because the spring had already started and suddenly it was not quiet in the forest anymore. It was full of life and birds singing all night long. So the only sounds I could hear on the sound recording was birds singing.


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[Assistant] So I decided to try again later in the autumn when it gets more quiet in the forest again. So I will get back to you with this sound project later this year. Next question is...


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[Assistant] Do you have any neighbors? And yes, I have neighbors. We are 11 people that lives in this village all year around. But there's also a lot of people that have cabins here. So they come here maybe in the weekends or in the summers. So usually in the summers we are much more people in the village than usually.


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[Assistant] I have relatives who are hunters, so every autumn we receive some moose meat from the forest around here. And we usually eat that during the winters. My interest for food has really become bigger the last two years. Usually I hated to cook, it was, I thought it was so boring and I just thought it took time. But now,


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[Assistant] I love to spend time cooking and I love to make healthy food because


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[Assistant] So it's really important where the food comes from. We really try to eat as much locally as possible.


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[Assistant] And I really wanna learn more about cooking and making healthy food. The last couple of months, me and Johan have fallen in love with Asian foods. We make a lot of woks, I don't know if you call that, woks with a lot of vegetables and tofu and


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[Assistant] You know a little bit more spicy food which I'm not used to but I just love it so much. So it feels like we are on a little food journey now to learn more and to find new ways of making really


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[Assistant] Great, but healthy food. And I know that I have a lot of followers that are vegans and vegetarians and are really good when it comes to plant-based food. And I would love to receive, uh, advice from you. So if you have some inspiration to share, some recipes or some, yeah, some simple advice on how to


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[Assistant] About 13 kilometers from here. It's a very small town. I guess it's around 80 to 100 people living there. But they do have a little grocery store.


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[Assistant] It's a very small grocery store, but they definitely have everything you need to survive. And we try to buy as much groceries as possible from there, both because it's very close and also to support the grocery store. It's actually very uncommon in Sweden that so small towns like Myckeljärnkö have a grocery store.


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[Assistant] Pick up and send packages. They have a post office in the gas station. And because we are a company, there is a lot about sending and receiving packages. So we often go to Junsuli at least once a week. And many times we buy groceries when we are there. And then we have Sollefteå, which is more like a city.


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[Assistant] It's about 60 kilometers from us, so it takes about an hour to drive. We don't go there very often, but the last couple of months we have been there more, because they have more bigger grocery stores, and you can also order your groceries online, so you just can go and pick them up.


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[Assistant] And because of the coronavirus, we have done that a couple of times for safety reasons, because we don't want to go into a super market. So yeaah. Myke Ljönsjö, Junsele and Sollefteå. That's where we buy our groceries.


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[Assistant] I feel like I look like a, like a singer or a priest or something when I, when I sit like this in the forest.


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[Assistant] Next question! What zodiac sign are you? I am Cancer, cause I'm born on 29th of June. Where do you buy your clothes?


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[Assistant] Now this is a very very common question that I think I get on every single video that I upload.


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[Assistant] And first of all, I'm so thankful and so happy that so many of you seem to like my clothing style. I've never seen myself as a person who likes fashion.


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[Assistant] Because I've never really been so interested in, you know, the mainstream and modern way of clothing. Ever since I was young, I was super fascinated by how people dressed back in time.


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[Assistant] There's not only one single store where I buy all my clothes. My clothes are coming from


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[Assistant] So many different places during many many years.


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[Assistant] I started collecting beautiful dresses and clothes and skirts and stuff when I began with photography when I moved to this place ten years ago.


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[Assistant] And that's kinda how we started. And every time I saw a beautiful dress or a skirt or whatever, then I bought it. And it's from so many different places.


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[Assistant] Which I really recommend, uh, where I have bought most of my clothes the last two years. And that is Etsy.com. It's a huge platform where


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[Assistant] 10,000s of small businesses can connect their store and upload their products. And you can find everything on Etsy, but especially if you have


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[Assistant] A style that is not mainstream, you will find a lot of beautiful clothes. I really love Etsy because you can find so many things that you will never find in normal stores. And you can also get your clothes custom made, like this skirt, for example, that I have on now.


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[Assistant] It's a linen skirt, and I got it custom made with my measurements. And there's also lots of secondhand stores, so you can really find unique clothing.


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[Assistant] Usually I have a very clear image in my head of some kind of dress or something that I want, but it's really hard to find. But I can spend hours on the internet just searching for something that looks


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[Assistant] I really feel like I find a style that I really feel beautiful in, and of course I don't always dress up in all these beautiful clothes. Very often I look like this.


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[Assistant] So check out Etsy.com, I'm sure you will find lots of beautiful clothes there and lots of beautiful other things.


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[Assistant] You can't find anywhere. I would so much love to be able to make reality of these ideas and, and both to make clothes to myself, but it would also be wonderful if I could, you know, have a brand and sell my own clothes. That would be really cool.


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[Assistant] So for those of you who don't know, here where I live in the north of Sweden, we don't


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[Assistant] Me personally have no problems to sleep during these light nights, and that's because I'm used to it, I guess.


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[Assistant] And I think that most people that live here also don't have any problem to sleep. But I do know that people that are not used to it can have lots of problems to sleep when it's light all night. The only thing though is that I sometimes wake up really early, like three, four in the morning, and I think that I overslept because the sun is shining outside. But then I just fall asleep again. Next question is about Johan.


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[Assistant] The biggest reason to why Johan is not talking so much in front of the camera is because he just feels uncomfortable talking to a camera. He doesn't feel like it's natural to him to do that, and actually I don't either. I try to pretend that I see you guys, but


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[Assistant] It took me a long time to really get used to it, but he feels uncomfortable doing that, and also he feels uncomfortable talking English.


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[Assistant] He's really good at English. He knows more English than I do. I often ask him about words and how to say things in English. But he doesn't feel comfortable talking English. But also in real life, he's not a person who talks a lot when he meets new people. It takes some time for him to feel comfortable and, uh,


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[Assistant] Johanna never speaks just because he feels like he should speak.


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[Assistant] Especially if I'm at a social event or something with a lot of new people, I get really nervous. I don't like social situations so much. So when I'm nervous, I talk a lot instead, even though I don't want to. I wish I could just be like him to be quiet when I feel like being quiet, but it's like I feel like I have to keep up the conversation and keep it alive and and you know, yeah, I don't know why really.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, that's the reasons why Juon doesn't speak so much on the camera, and I really respect that. I'm really glad though that he feels it's totally okay to be on the video sometimes, and...


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[Assistant] I guess he just doesn't like when I put a camera in his face and like ask him questions. He, he feel uncomfortable if I do that. And I mean it's okay because when the camera is off he talks a lot with me. So that's great. I just have to move the camera again because of the lights. Next question.


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[Assistant] When I film myself, the camera is always still, like on a tripod. And if someone would have been filming me, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] You would have seen the camera moving around in nice angles. And also if someone else would have filmed me, of course I would have given them cred. So I do all the filming myself. Sometimes I really wish I had someone else filming me because that would be so much easier.


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[Assistant] Uh, but at the same time I really, I really love filming and creating my films myself is, is why I love doing this. And of course it's a lot of work with filming yourself. I think it's more work than many people imagine.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of running back and forth to the camera and you both have to be the cameraman and the person in front of the camera.


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[Assistant] And I have recently started to add a list in my videos with all the camera equipment that I use. So if you go to the description in this video and in other videos as well, you will see the list of my camera equipment. Where can I find the music in your videos?


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[Assistant] And this is also another very, very common question. And uhm,


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[Assistant] In our life right now, in this moment, we don't have any plans or dreams about having kids. Now, of course, Johan is not here so he can't speak for himself, but we have been talking a lot about it and we are very open about it and


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[Assistant] We definitely feel the same thing, so we don't feel ready for that right now. We are very, very happy with how our life situation looks like right now. It took us some years to really get to this point and we have a lot of freedom and a lot of time to spend on the things we love and I think we just wanna


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[Assistant] And nowadays I more often get questions about when I'm gonna have kids instead of if I want to have kids. And I totally understand that most people that ask when I'm gonna have kids


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[Assistant] It doesn't mean anything bad about that. But the problem with asking someone when they're gonna have kids is that we take two things for granted. We assume that everyone can have kids and that everyone wants to have kids.


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[Assistant] And of course, none of these are true. There are tons of people out there whose biggest dream in life is to have a baby.


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[Assistant] And for different reasons they can't. And they might have tried for many years and it's a big sorrow in their life that they can't have a baby. And I daily get questions about when I'm gonna have kids. Most on the internet of course, but also in real life.


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[Assistant] And for those people who are not ready for having kids, like myself, or for people who don't want to have kids, it can just cause a lot of pressure to get that question all the time. I just felt that I wanted to share my thoughts and perspective on this, that asking when someone is going to have kids can cause so much unnecessary suffering for people. You never know what someone is going through.


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[Assistant] And if I could at least inspire one person to think twice next time, they wanna ask when someone is gonna have kids. That is all worth it. That is one tiny, tiny, tiny step at the right direction. So, thank you for listening.


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[Assistant] So my life before I moved to Grundtjärn 10 years ago was very different.


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[Assistant] I lived in an apartment with my parents and my younger brother Filip in Gothenburg in Sweden. Thousand kilometers from here.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time dreaming about another life. I also spent a lot of time gaming. I was playing a lot of games like World of Warcraft, because it kind of made me feel like I was in another world. It was bringing me closer to something I was longing for.


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[Assistant] Every time I think about my life in Gothenburg 10 years ago, it feels like another life. It doesn't feel like the same life.


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[Assistant] But I guess I felt like I wasn't fully alive when I lived there. I was so depressed and so...


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[Assistant] Lost, in a way. But I'm thankful for that time as well, because if I wouldn't have gone through that, I would never have taken the decision to move either.


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[Assistant] It has taken a lot of time and when we were finally ready to open it up, that's when the coronavirus happened. So we are aiming for the end of August and I really, really hope and believe that that will be true because we have been working with this for so long now and


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[Assistant] I use Final Cut Pro, and that's the only program that I've been using ever since I started with filmmaking. And I think it's very simple, it's very easy to learn. Okay, let's take a last question. How is your cow?


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[Assistant] So for those of you who don't know, I have a cow whose name is Stjärna, which means star in Swedish, and I bought her, I think, four or five years ago.


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[Assistant] I think she's super happy to have the whole summer ahead of her. Now out in the freedom on the green fields. And she's getting bigger. She's a big cow and she really likes food.


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[Assistant] I really hope you get some answers on your questions.


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[Assistant] And I really wanna thank you for watching this long talking video. And I see you guys soon again. Take care. Muah! Bye bye!


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[Assistant] Before you answer, wait, wait, before you answer that, let's guess what the chat says. 85% yes. 79% yes. 65% yes.


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[Assistant] Hi, my name is Tenille and I'm a food production supervisor at Cargill in Spruce Grove, Alberta.


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[Assistant] I'm here today to answer a question from Helly Dee from Saint Laurent, Quebec. Is the meat in your patties treated with ammonia?


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[Assistant] Well, Helly, I know that there have been social media posts implying that McDonald's Canada uses ammonia and I'm here to tell you that it's not true. McDonald's Canada doesn't and has never used ammonia to treat their beef patties.


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[Assistant] I want to show you how a beef patty is produced and some of the food safety and quality checks along the way. Let's go see how a patty is made.


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[Assistant] We use a grill that is the same as the grill used in McDonald's restaurants. We check the temperature of the patties when they come off the grill.


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[Assistant] We then look at the patties to make sure that they're the right shape and appearance. And last, we taste the patties.


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[Assistant] We send product daily to an independent laboratory for testing for E. coli. All product is held in our facility until we receive the required results.


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[Assistant] We're getting there, I promise. AJ's car, it was, it was completely totaled, right?


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[Assistant] Alright then gang, so one of the best things about PWAs is their ability to be used offline without an internet connection.


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[Assistant] Now this is going to be really useful in a lot of situations. For example, imagine you're on a train and you're going under a tunnel and you lose signal. Or maybe you're in your local library which has really cruddy wifi or something like that. Basically, in places where the internet is limited or unavailable for some period of time.


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[Assistant] We can emulate this behaviour, this offline behaviour by either clicking this offline checkbox here under service workers in the application tab and I'm going to do that or you could also do it in the network tab


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[Assistant] Right here where it says offline and you see when I ticked this one, it automatically checked this one over here. So you can enable it and disable it in any one of those places. Now with that checked, if I reload, then we're going to get this no internet page right here from Google.


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[Assistant] Now PWAs are going to be great in these cases because they are going to have the ability to load content offline so that we'd still see something right here instead of this. So it won't matter that you suddenly lose connection for a minute or so. You'll still maybe be able to navigate around the app and see content instead of this default error page right here with some limitations, of course.


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[Assistant] Now in a nutshell, if we cache something, we store it away somewhere for later use. So when we talk about caching assets or things like that, we're talking about storing assets locally somewhere so that we can access them when we need them, i.e. when we are offline.


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[Assistant] Now there's a couple of different kinds of caches which control the storing of resources. We have a browser cache which works automatically and that cache speeds up websites by caching things like images so that you don't have to constantly download them every time you load a webpage.


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[Assistant] But the problem with that cache is that we don't directly control it or we don't tell it what to store and what not to store. It kind of just manages itself.


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[Assistant] So it's not overly reliable and in fact what I'm gonna do is disable the cache over here, the browser cache, so that doesn't get in the way of what we're doing because


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[Assistant] The second type of cache is one which can be controlled by us with service workers and regular JavaScript. And this is the type of cache that we'll be using because it's going to give us ultimate control over what we want to store in the cache and then we can retrieve it when we need it.


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[Assistant] So then we have our web app over here which might be running in a mobile browser and we also have a server way over here which holds some resources for our app. Now initially when we load the app in a browser then we're going to be making fetch requests to get say the index page or something like that.


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[Assistant] What this service worker could do when we first load our application is say, Hey, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to reach out to the server and I'm going to get some assets from the server and store them in the cache.


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[Assistant] So, these assets could be things that we might need in the future. Things like another page or some more CSS or more images or JavaScript.


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[Assistant] So we're retrieving those from the server and then we're putting them in the cache and the service worker is doing all of this for us. We're not doing it from the browser. The service worker is preempting it and it's storing those assets in the cache ready for the future. So this is known as pre-caching.


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[Assistant] Now in the future at some point, say we lose connection, we don't have a connection anymore and we're offline and we navigate to a different page, for example, which uses different CSS or different images or even just a different HTML file. Now,


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[Assistant] But hang on, we said that the service worker could intercept fetch requests.


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[Assistant] So when this happens, the service worker could look at these fetch requests for these new resources and say, hang on, instead of you trying to reach out to the server, what I'm going to do is look for these resources inside the cache because earlier on I pre-cached a load of different assets.


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[Assistant] Now if I've got those resources, I'm going to take them and return them as a custom response to the browser.


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[Assistant] So we don't need to go to the server anymore, I can return those resources from here.


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[Assistant] So this is going to enable the user to see these resources and navigate around the website even though they're offline because we have these resources pre-cached and that is the joy of service workers. They can do this.


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[Assistant] So if we precache assets with the service worker when the application first loads, then we can improve the performance of our app for the future in offline mode, but also in online mode as well. So we're going to take a look at how we can do this in the code in the next video.


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[Assistant] You're gonna ask the first question, so you need to choose a food that I will have to eat should I not answer. So, what would you like to give me?


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[Assistant] The problem is answering a question like this with that carpool thing, people often misconstrued things and they will, they will read something.


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[Assistant] Who was the most difficult host of SNL while you were there?


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[Assistant] Ahri, ahri, ahri, that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And your question is... Will. What's your least favourite Will Ferrell movie and why?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give you a, a fish eye.


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[Assistant] Rank these stars you've worked with in order of how likely you are to work with them again.


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[Assistant] All talented actors.


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[Assistant] And it was every location, it was the same messages. We're tired of Washington lying to us.


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[Assistant] American people are angry. And they have a right to be. And what they see in Donald Trump is someone's willing to fight for them for a change.


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[Assistant] It was a shock to the Republican establishment. They did everything they could, for the most part, to prevent him.


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[Assistant] As Donald Trump is unequivocally the leader of the Republican Party, he is the one who sets the tone of what takes place in Washington. He is the leader of our country, uh, both politically and from a legislative side of things.


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[Assistant] They ceded the reins to somebody who was pulling together this enormous movement on the far right fringe that was swapping apart.


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[Assistant] Because he came out of that, suddenly convinced not only that he had total impunity, he could more or less do what he wanted, and could get away with it.


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[Assistant] And then at that point, all the guardrails fell away. He had nothing to be afraid of at that point. He could do whatever he wanted.


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[Assistant] Threats were beginning to pour in. Election officials were being accosted near their homes. It was, this was becoming something that was about much more than just politics or elections. It was beginning to take on the aroma of a physical conflict.


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[Assistant] You can thank Congress, the same people that can't even give us aged care.


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[Assistant] Senator Mitch McConnell said I had excessive expectations, but I don't think so.


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[Assistant] After seven years of hearing repeal and replace, why not done?


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[Assistant] Can you believe that Mitch McConnell, who has screamed repeal and replace for seven years, couldn't get it done?


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[Assistant] Mitch, get back to work and put repeal and replace, tax reform and cuts, and a great infrastructure bill on my desk for signing.