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[Assistant] That's over now. Because we got the mirror. And once it's fixed, we got him. That's how Crane did it. And that's how we're gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Luffkin's still working on it. He said it might be a while.


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[Assistant] Colin isn't your concern. You should worry about your own fucking situation, Toad.


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[Assistant] If there's one thing I've figured out, it's that the Crooked Man is all about control. It's what he does with the loans at the pawn shop. The magic he pedals. Chains. Ribbons. Maybe Faith and Lily weren't doing what they were told. Or maybe they just tried to leave.


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[Assistant] Snow, I know you've got your reasons, but he's not our top concern right now.


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[Assistant] I can't make that promise. This could turn sour, just depending on how the wind blows. I have to be able to handle it how I see fit.


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[Assistant] What is this place? Or where is it? I know I'm not in Central Park anymore.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't be here, Tim. This place is dangerous. Especially for someone like you.


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[Assistant] This person was what's called known to the Bureau. This person had been involved in insider trading in the past, and they were punished. No sooner than they came off probation,


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[Assistant] This person was engaged and involved in insider trading.


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[Assistant] Right. So now the question is, how are we going to approach this person?


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[Assistant] As the Galleon case expanded, we realized that they had a large network.


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[Assistant] But remember when guys are talking about stocks all day long, uhm,


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[Assistant] It's not easy to decipher what may be inside information, if you will. So my personal submission is we probably missed a lot more than we captured.


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[Assistant] Well, we were in the middle of a really good debate about the D line, and now we've kinda lost our momentum, because we lost, our building lost internet for about five minutes, and so we were knocked off the air, and now we are back.


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[Assistant] But let's put a bow on this topic because I think we've debated it enough. We know where everybody stands.


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[Assistant] That I think, that maybe you, obviously you guys, especially you all think Alex Wright's gonna be better than I do. I think he's got a lot to prove. But let's say he's gonna become a solid fourth pass rusher. I trust Jim Schwartz enough.


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[Assistant] To say he can make a solid fourth pass rusher out of the guys he's got or some other guy. That's why I'm not worried about it.


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[Assistant] Sure, and I think it's a bigger deal in season, but I think there's still so much time now before the season starts. In terms of what the coaches and GMs say, like to me that's meaningless, cause they, if they're never going to say anything negative,


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[Assistant] Well, of course they're going to say positive things about a guy. But anyway, I think Melvin Ingram of those guys makes the most sense. He actually had six sacks last year. He had a pretty productive season. Ionitis, he hasn't been very productive in like three, four years.


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[Assistant] I think I'd rather than go with young guys. I don't want Zeke here. He's used to being a starter. I don't know what kind. If he's only getting eight carries a game, he may be an unhappy camper. I just don't think he's the right fit at this point.


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[Assistant] People have been scarred here. You've been scarred by too much losing. That's the problem.


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[Assistant] Siaki Ika is more important than the starting right tackle? That's what you're telling me?


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[Assistant] It's hard for defensive, uh, defensive ends to make an impact right away as a rookie, correct? Yea. Isn't it even harder for a defensive tackle to make an impact right away?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was actually pretty good as a rookie. I would think if he's healthy, he's gonna


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[Assistant] If Jack Conklin's healthy, I think he's better than Jedrick Will.


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[Assistant] It's not like other positions where you're gonna rotate guys in. It's not a bad thing to have him that you feel confident about him on the bench. Hey, when we go big though, when we go heavy. He'll come in, you know, goal line, fourth and inches. Why was he drafted so late?


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[Assistant] That's still crazy, that ring around the rosy thing he did. I just finished the quarterback. Oh you just finished it?


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[Assistant] You can tell a beta male when you look at that one, man. By the way, you know what's funny with the three quarterbacks? You can tell based on how good they were by how pumped the rest of the team was. Like, with Mario there was no energy, with Cousins there was solid energy, and with Mahomes the team was ready to run through a wall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, quitting is lame. That's lame. Although the Eagles signed him, surprisingly. Anyway, go ahead Mikey.


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[Assistant] You know what sucks about all this? The reality. And I, I said I wasn't gonna watch the Cavs this year. They didn't make any moves. And then I said I will watch it, right? You're a professional.


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[Assistant] I'm cool. George Hill was here too. I'm cool.


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[Assistant] Right now, if Amani Bates plays, you're like, okay, that's exciting, he must have some potential. If DTR plays this year, that's it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know, we don't know if he can play in a regular season game. He's only played one game last year. No, no, that's fair, but I just made his


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[Assistant] There's going to be a backup. If Baker is not the starter this season in Tampa, his career is over pretty much.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But he's not a perfect, perfect backups are Teddy Bridgewater, Ryan Fitzpatrick.


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[Assistant] What's his name, uh, who was used to be on Jacksonville that was on Philly? Uh, Chase Daniels? Gardner Minshew. Another guy, for a month he'll play well for you.


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[Assistant] By the way, another really good backup that was a start. There's actually two really good backups, one that's, I think we're tired now, and one that's still backing up that we'll both starters here briefly.


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[Assistant] Wooo! Case Keen, uhm, that's true, uh, Yo. Chad Henney, good backup, Steve Tweets, Chad Henney, Jacoby Brissette, we forgot about Jacoby Brissette already!


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, Tom Hamilton is with us. We gotta get, let's get serious here. Hi Tom, how are you? Thanks for joining us.


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[Assistant] So amazingly went from baseball mode to boxing mode and down goes Anderson and obviously there's no possible way to prepare for something like that because how could you ever think that was going to happen? I mean that old, forget the benches clearing which happens rarely in baseball but two guys squaring up


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean, I don't know if I've ever seen that. Once or twice maybe. How did you make that transition so quick? That was so funny. I mean, it's just making the rounds. It's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a great point. I thought one of the things you said on the broadcast, which is so true, is that you never, like,


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[Assistant] Jose never gets mad. I mean, who has more fun playing baseball than Jose Ramirez? So he had to really be, I mean, for any player to get to that point is one thing, but for him, that was just so stunning.


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[Assistant] The young pitching has been so good. They've continued to move on from the older pitching, bring in the younger. It always works. Unfortunately, as great as he pitched, he didn't win. I know we don't judge pitchers by wins anymore, which I think is smart, but pitchers still want to get wins.


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[Assistant] No, but how frustrated do you think he was to not get a win in that situation?


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[Assistant] Tom, last thing, obviously big story last night. It seemed like everybody in the industry was tweeting about this. The situation with the Orioles and their young broadcaster Kevin Brown.


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[Assistant] I mean, the Orioles are a weird organization, but they suspended him for that. I mean, it just seemed crazy. As a veteran broadcaster, what do you think about this?


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[Assistant] Kareem Hunt would be a starter somewhere else this year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they got a kid they drafted, didn't they? Yeah, Keandre Carter.


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[Assistant] I don't think he's gonna move ahead of him. Why would he, why would they do that? Cause he's a rookie.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they have a good backup quarterback. Their backup quarterback is Trevor Simeon. I don't think he's very good, but he's played in the league. I mean.


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[Assistant] Him not playing swings the line, 6-7 points, easy. That's how.


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[Assistant] I hate Aaron Rodgers. quarterback on Netflix was awesome. It's much better than hard knocks is so cheesy every year. Here's the storyline. There's guys, they make a big deal about some fat coach cursing.


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[Assistant] Alright, see you Friday. Bye guys. Bye. Bye. Thanks a deity. Couple of quickies and then I just want to read an email. I got this. Before we do that, I gotta


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[Assistant] Really, two quickies, and then I gotta read this email. Number one, she mentions Darius Smith there. Uh, cleaveta, if you don't follow him on Twitter, he's like the analytics guru of Cleveland.


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[Assistant] analytic that I can't even think of the name of maybe. That Zedarius should be in store for a big sack year this year. Like his sacks were abnormally low based on his sum statistic. That there were two guys that were


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[Assistant] Number two, I texted Chris Fedor, who's the Cavs beat reporter about, you know, like who's getting the most minutes because of Rubio and he did say Ty Jerome. However, he said, don't be so sure Rubio won't be here. Rubio stepped away from the national team.


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[Assistant] He said he might come back by the time the season starts or at some point during it.


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[Assistant] So just because Rubio said he's stepping away doesn't mean he's not going to be back for the Cavs season. Okay.


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[Assistant] All I can say is, this is what Chris said, I wouldn't bank on him being gone quite yet. Season is still months away.


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[Assistant] So, there you go. Now, I wanted to read this email I got. Last week, uh, I think it was on Tuesday, G and I got into a, uh, a surprisingly heated conversation. He and I never really get into heated conversations. We debate, but we got, it got a little heated about Deshaun Watson. I don't even know how it went down this road. And it was funny because,


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[Assistant] After the...apparently in the chat room there were a few people that called me racist. And usually when that happens, you know, every once in a while you...


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[Assistant] If you talk enough for 20 years, somebody's gonna throw that out at you. And some people are racist. I know I'm not. Right? And so I'm like, why would people think that? They know me. I've been talking radio for 12 years. You know where I stand on things. Why would anybody think I was racist?


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[Assistant] And I got this email and it was, I thought it was really interesting and created a conversation that G and I had for about 10, 15 minutes off the air yesterday. And I just wanted to share this email with, with the audience. This is from Carolyn. She's a fan. She's a listener and she reached out to me, uh, late last week and this was the email.


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[Assistant] She said regarding your question as to whether, cause I made the statement that how could you believe that 22 people came up with a conspiracy together? It's just impossible for me to believe that.


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[Assistant] She said, regarding her question as to whether 20 or more women entered a conspiracy theory to extort money from Deshaun Watson, probably not. However, it is likely that individually they might conspire to use his naivete and ego to get paid.


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[Assistant] From the moment black men were brought here, white women have had their way with them and when caught, cried rape. In modern times, black men have been accused of rape when they have been nowhere near the vicinity.


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[Assistant] All that being said, as a black woman, I can say unequivocally that in Texas, where babies are pushed back into a river at the border, if there had been a hint of a possibility of a case against Watson, he would have been charged, tried, and likely convicted. I enjoy your show, and there has to be difference of opinion, but it's never a mistake to at least consider the other person's perspective.


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[Assistant] Some folks will take their opinion of you, will change their opinion of you based on this exchange, but that's not your problem. I just wanted to share an unemotional view of the other side. Go Browns. And I just wanted to quickly read my response to her.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I said, Carolyn, I really appreciate you reaching out to me and sharing your thoughts.


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[Assistant] I think liberal white people like myself often think they can understand what black people go through in this country. And the truth is we cannot. We slash I certainly may sympathize or try and feel your pain, but it is not the same thing.


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[Assistant] You are right about the fact that some people will look differently at me, and while I may think that is unfair, it is what it is. I've spent my whole career calling it like I see it, and as someone who grew up in a diverse area, unlike many people in Cleveland, I always try to look at things from all different angles. I can't even count how many times I've said on the air that there's a double standard


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[Assistant] With a lot of situations like this. The truth of the Sean Watson matter is probably somewhere in between. The story's on both sides.


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[Assistant] In between the stories on both sides. We will probably never know the truth. As for me and G. Bush, nothing has changed.


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[Assistant] But I sent that to her, I, you know, I hadn't really talked about it, I just assumed that nothing had changed, and I, Gene, I talked about this email yesterday off the air, and I know we don't have a lot of time, but you and I had a really good conversation after this that I, I enjoyed, and I think I just, the reason I brought this up is because I just wanted to say that no matter how sympathetic you may be to how other people are treated that are not you,


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[Assistant] You can never open your eyes enough. No matter how sympathetic and angry I might get that black people are treated


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[Assistant] All I heard was Earl I'll start with you. What was the question?


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[Assistant] Looks like an old hoist or something.


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[Assistant] My god, you, you're not trying to escape me. You want me to see something.


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[Assistant] Poultry products carry salmonella more than most other products.


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[Assistant] And the strains of salmonella that are showing up on these chickens aren't the ones our grandmother knew about. They are tougher, stronger, and many of them are antibiotic resistant.


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[Assistant] The unopened package in the possession of someone who's gotten sick is called the gold standard. Uhm, it's the undeniable proof that the contamination didn't happen in the consumer's home.


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[Assistant] Uhm, in this case, it's ridiculous. You have people all over 26 states who are getting sick from the same product.


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[Assistant] That means if a company is producing chicken with salmonella rates much higher than what's allowed under these performance standards, they can continue to operate and they can continue to sell that chicken.


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[Assistant] I take advantage of the miles. We fly first class on vacations. It's nice to be able to spend what you don't


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[Assistant] We're consumers. America loves to consume. Than our blood.


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[Assistant] That company, no it doesn't seem fair that they would suddenly say, well now we can raise your rate. They're taking advantage.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Tem. I know the sheriff isn't the accommodating sort, but you handled it. You did well. You can go now.


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[Assistant] Why don't you have a seat, Sheriff? We have a great deal to discuss.


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[Assistant] What Lee missed from his childhood in comparison to me was the whole family being together all the time. The continuity there.


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[Assistant] I don't know at what age mother verbalized to Lee the effect that she felt he was a burden to her. Certainly by age three, he had the sense that, you know, we were a burden.


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[Assistant] She had certain characteristics that were so much like Lee.


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[Assistant] He had prepared answers and statements, anticipating reporters either at the ship


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[Assistant] Or someplace down the line on the return. And I think he was surprised when he stepped off the plane in Dallas Love Field. He asked me, what? No reporter. I said, yes, I've been managed to keep it quiet. And that was it. But I think he was disappointed.


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[Assistant] He said they even asked me, you know, if I'd ever been an agent of the federal government or the CIA. He says, well don't you know? And he just laughed.


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[Assistant] And Lee didn't seem under any particular strain. No indications of any particular problems.


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[Assistant] True, no one saw him actually pull the trigger on the president. But his rifle's there.


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[Assistant] What he did after he left the building is known. Bus ride, taxi ride, boarding house, pick up the pistol.


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[Assistant] Shoot the police officer, eyewitnesses there, five or six. You can't set that aside just because he is saying, I'm a Patsy.


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[Assistant] I'd love to do that, but you cannot in my mind set that aside.


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[Assistant] He shoots on a rifle range 212, which means he qualifies for the second highest position in the Marine Corps, that of a sharpshooter.


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[Assistant] There's no question that a single bullet could inflict all seven wounds on both the president and the governor and emerge in very good condition. As it slowed, as it moved through the two men, it moved fast enough to break bone, but not fast enough to deform the bullet.


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[Assistant] The computer technicians use reverse projection to go from the wounds on Kennedy and Connolly and determine where the assassin had to be located to inflict those wounds. And a cone is splayed out from the wound and shows that the only area almost centers on the southeast corner, sixth floor, Texas School Book Depository.


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[Assistant] Jack Ruby takes over an hour and a half to leave his apartment. He very leisurely goes to the Western Union office. He doesn't appear to be rushed, says the clerk behind the counter, and he sends his $25 moneygram. He takes his change, and it's time stamped at 1117.


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[Assistant] Oswald is shot by Ruby, four minutes later at 1121.


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[Assistant] Well, I convinced the client that instead of having 5% of the balance as a minimum payment, we should reduce that to 2%, which is a very dramatic change, less than half.


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[Assistant] Having a lower minimum payment allows you to offer higher credit lines, which first of all makes your card product more attractive because people judge, even if they don't intend to use the whole line, they would rather have a higher line.


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[Assistant] The high balance accounts will be much more profitable than the low balance accounts. Because they're paying interest? Because they're paying interest on a higher balance.


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[Assistant] 12.9% interest for the first six months, uh,


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[Assistant] 10.9% on balance transfers and I convinced the client to go straight to 0% as an introductory rate. It gave them competitive advantage. It led to, of course, the others also going to 0%.


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[Assistant] When you're getting something in the mail, several times a week,


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[Assistant] That offers you zero percent for six months. They look at the headlines of the solicitation of the mail. They spend 30 seconds on it and okay.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be better off at the beginning. They're gonna give me something. They're gonna give me a 0% rate. Uh, people believe what they want to believe.


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[Assistant] Someone with an axe to grind or someone who thinks he's going to help consumers has on his mind. But if we had


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[Assistant] Kind of baffled at the artificiality of it. I don't think that's what consumers want to know because they don't expect to make minimum payments forever.


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[Assistant] Since he was refused political asylum which he had been demanding.


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[Assistant] And he tried to obtain permission to stay in the Soviet Union by inflicting the wounds.


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[Assistant] One was that he was polite. Uh, she liked his being foreign.


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[Assistant] She thought that an American would treat her better than a Russian.


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[Assistant] Lee became more and more tense, and he began to hit Marina, something he had never done before. And by the winter,


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[Assistant] Lee began to receive publications that he did not want to get at home.


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[Assistant] They were the worker, the newspaper of the American Communist Party.


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[Assistant] And she burst out laughing and asked him what on earth he was doing in that costume. And he told her she was to take a picture of him.


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[Assistant] She was worried. She walked into a room, his study, which he told her never to enter. And there on his desk, she saw a sheet of paper with a key lying on top of it.


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[Assistant] And he was perched on his knee with his rifle at his shoulder and he was aiming it.


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[Assistant] She was extremely surprised at this. She hated to see him with the rifle again.


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[Assistant] And keep the entire passenger contingent at bay with a pistol.


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[Assistant] And speak to them, and she would speak to the crowd and tell them to be quiet.


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[Assistant] Marina laughed at him and said, well, but I don't speak English. How am I going to explain to them? Eventually she laughed him out of the skyjacking plan.


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[Assistant] And he came home one day and said, mama, I found a legal way, uh, go to Mexico.


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[Assistant] And Marina thought he'd come to make up with her after a fight they'd had. He tried to kiss her, she didn't let him.


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[Assistant] And he said to her that she was getting spoiled. Living with Americans.


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[Assistant] And early that evening, he asked her on three separate occasions,


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[Assistant] To join him in Dallas and if she would, he would get an apartment the next day.


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[Assistant] Later she found what he'd left on the bureau. It was $170.


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[Assistant] We're not a credit reporting agency like an Equifax, TransUnion, or Experian that's gathering information daily on consumers and building up consumer records.


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[Assistant] We simply work with the credit reporting agencies and they deploy their data onto our mathematical formula to create that score.


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[Assistant] Lenders use that score almost like a thermometer to determine if they're going to grant credit or not. So the algorithm is an indication of that consumer's future risk in terms of credit behavior.


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[Assistant] We estimate that approximately 75% of the US population that is eligible for credit, i.e. those who are 18 years or older, have a FICO score at any given time.


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[Assistant] Looking the situation over, back there, 40 steps behind me, is an-


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[Assistant] And it felt much grit and dirt in my hair and my arm was laying on the desk and it was bleeding in three places which turned out to be fragments from the shell casing.


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[Assistant] No, not at all, like, I don't know if he was worried about the hangover or whatever the case may be, but I'm with Bull, you 26 years old, man, you gotta be a real G about it. Go to the concert, pay your drinks, bounce back and get that money.


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[Assistant] Real quick on the whole road rage thing. Two things that really piss me off.


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[Assistant] I cannot stand being on the freeway seeing people drive with two hands. I think they're nervous and don't want to be there, and those are the people who typically cause the accidents. Furthermore,


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[Assistant] Stop getting in the fast lane doing 60 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] What's going on everybody? The Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show has a sponsor and I'm rocking that hat man. Shout out to Bird Dogs who came aboard. Uh, they are most known for their inner liner shorts and comfortable


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[Assistant] Joggers, uh, McNuggets already has a pair. He braved the bottom. So go to birddogs.com, put your order in, get you some shorts, get you some jogging pants, get you some hats. If you can, if you can make a hat that can fit my head with locks.


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[Assistant] That's impressive. Very. So, Bird Dogs man, shout out to y'all. Welcome to the team.


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[Assistant] Speaking of members of the ultimate sports show team, Tyvis Powell joins us right now.


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[Assistant] Tyvin, so we know we, uh, we done lost Jerome Ford at least to the start of the season with a hamstring injury. Uh, when it comes to the running back position, man, what did you see yesterday? Who was getting a lot of the running back to work behind Nick Chubb and how do you think this situation is going to look moving forward?


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[Assistant] As, uh, McNuggets told you all yesterday, uh, the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show has a, uh, partnership with Fanatics. We do. And drop the link in the chat already. So what happens is, man, you can go to Fanatics, you can get your Brown's gear, uh, you use their promo code and we get a portion of, you know,


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[Assistant] Of the earnings, so go out there and get your bronze gear. Bronze season is around the corner. First preseason game at Cleveland Brown Stadium is Friday. I know you want to be fresh when you pull up in there, so spend some of that paycheck money. Everybody get their checks early.


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[Assistant] When I get off and I was like, damn, it's preseason football on today. So for me, just the fact that I get to watch football.


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[Assistant] It's good enough for me. I understand preseason really don't count for much, but I've missed it. It doesn't count for anything.


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[Assistant] I'm just talking about from a fans perspective, again, don't count for much, but just my entertainment, my peace of mind, my distraction from everything else, just to sit back and get a chance to watch some football.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 32 and 32, we are number, at number 20 on this list, man. Speaking of this list, I have to be honest with you, me, McNuggets, and Anthony put together probably the most stellar list in the history of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show doing this.


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[Assistant] Number 20 on this list is Wyatt Teller. What impact can Wyatt Teller have on the Browns this year? We know he had a down season last season. To me, I think this is his last year with the Browns unless he restructures this contract. But what are you expecting from him this year?


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[Assistant] Shout out to everybody who pulled up yesterday. We had over 2,000 live views. Our podcast hit over 10,000 views yesterday. We had super chats. We had new members joining. Shout out to everybody who pulled up and supported. McNuggets was out there with the guns out. It was crazy. It was wild, man. So make sure you subscribe to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show.


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[Assistant] You were the one who didn't, who didn't watch it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it was a lot that came out. This is for you all. Tyrus just said there was nothing out of there. Nah, to me it was a lot. I enjoyed it, but you know, when I watched it, it was clear.


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[Assistant] That there were a lot of red flags with Johnny Manziel and yet the Browns drafted them anyway. And I, I find it hard to believe that they did not do their homework before drafting them. So it led me to believe, okay, this was only to sell tickets. How far have the Browns organization come from that moment to now in European?


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[Assistant] A couple things, uh, first we got a super chat. Devoid, Devoid Archangel, I don't know what the hell that says, but he says Haslem is the owner lady from the movie Major League.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got a comment about that, but boy, correct me if I'm wrong. I remember listening to your radio show at the time.


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[Assistant] And you all were talking about the bronze that hired a firm.


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[Assistant] And before he had even took over, you know, he had just left the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] He was doing a lot of independence, independent scouting, et cetera. And I'm just wondering now, it seems like he had already been determined that Baker Mayfield was going to be his pick.


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[Assistant] And knowing what we know about how John Dorsey went about certain business, I wonder if he even did any due diligence on the other quarterbacks that was coming out. Because we heard Baker Mayfield's name attached to John Dorsey literally the moment that he took this job.


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[Assistant] No, they traded up to take Mahomes and uh, Watson went two picks later. So they traded up to 10. The Browns was at 12 and then the Browns traded down to 25.


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[Assistant] I didn't. Imma be totally honest. It was the bills, by the way.


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[Assistant] And I knew the Browns was gonna suck. I knew like we didn't have any quarterbacks that had career starts. And I remember telling my cousin I was okay with it. I am not being a phony when I tell you this. I've been a huge fan of Deshaun Watson since he was at Clemson. And I was like the Browns gonna suck.


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[Assistant] They can have the number one pick and you can just take Deshaun Watson number one overall. I didn't know much about-


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[Assistant] Yeah, once again, man, don't forget to subscribe to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. Ring that bell so you can stay, uh, in tune with the latest updates anytime we go live here, anytime we go live on Behind the Glass. And of course, once the NFL season kicks off, when we go live on the Cleveland Browns postgame show, uh, the two-minute warning every single time.


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[Assistant] Alright, so as we move forward, I want to start with this, uh, with this tag board. I don't usually play tag boards, so hopefully I can get this right. It has sound to it. Take a listen to this. Steve, tell me when you're ready.


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[Assistant] No, it's, it's, it's not working. It's not working, but anyway. Tag board freezes all the time. Oh, that's not you. Yeah. So, uh, Joe Thomas was on Dan Patrick's show. And I remember we had this conversation that got a little heated, uh, last week.


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[Assistant] And it sounded like that he went to the defense of Deshaun Watson, you know, when Dan Patrick tried to get him to do it.


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[Assistant] Fans is gonna fan, they're fanatics, right? Fans are gonna do what fans do, they're gonna say whatever they're gonna say. I think locally is not a thing.


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[Assistant] Nationally, it's a thing. And I know I personally can't control no narratives, but you've seen it with Ray Lewis and you've seen it with Big Ben. You know, a lot of people with a lot of negative things to say, and then these guys get past that certain adversity in their personal life, they move forward to have successful careers, and these same men that was dogging them, all of a sudden they want to praise them. Personally,


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[Assistant] I just want you to keep the same energy. Like, Abuji, McNuggets, I am so serious.


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[Assistant] I think, I, I, I don't think one has to do with the other. I think it does. Because if you got that energy now, what should him playing good? Why should your energy change? If you feel this way about him now, him playing successful or being successful on the football field, like keep the same energy. You don't, you clearly don't like it.


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[Assistant] But they're not trying to do that. You can't separate the art from the art. Ain't nobody been trying to separate the art from the artist all this time. People acting like those six games define who Deshaun Watson is. They was not trying to separate the art from the artist last year. So don't try to do it now. Keep the same energy you got. I just don't agree with that philosophy.


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[Assistant] Bro is an Ohio kid though, so I, you know, like, there's a bias there for me if I'm being honest. Like, I like, I know, like, so our man JP, he likes to always remind me, well, he wasn't born here, but he was pretty much raised in Ohio, so like, I liked your bro.


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[Assistant] I just seen the chat, they said the Midwest kids get love. That's the Midwest swing. I definitely, I definitely understand that.


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[Assistant] So like, I know this happens, right? And you know, maybe my perspective is a little tough as far as, you know, keeping that same energy, but I feel like at some point, man, you gotta pick a side and you have to stay there.


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[Assistant] I've seen this with my own two eyes and I won't name names, but I know people who will get comfortable on TV or on radio and they'll talk down about them. Totally disrespectful.


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[Assistant] And then there'll be a training camp with cameras and cheeses and Noah smiling in his face and waving and this, that and the third.


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[Assistant] And maybe it's just me personally, maybe it's the emotional side of me, but that's fake behavior. If you really, if you really don't like this man, if you really got a preconceived bias about this man,


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[Assistant] Then keep it. Like, I know G, you said when you presented with new information, you have the right to change your mind. And you do. But...


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[Assistant] Balling out on the football field to me is not new information.


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[Assistant] I mean, the conflict seems pretty obvious, no? No, I'm asking you, seriously, what would be the conflict? If, if, what's the conflict between him wanting a Deshaun Watson jersey and a Nick Chubb jersey if they're both boiling out on the field? What's the conflict?


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[Assistant] We all grew up different. We all have different perspectives on things. When I was a kid growing up, my favorite football player was Brett Farr.


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[Assistant] Right? And the football player Brett Favre.


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[Assistant] Major fan of him. But there was things that, you know, you would hear about him off the football field that probably wouldn't be appeasing. And my parents just always raised me that.


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[Assistant] Athletes are entertainers. They are there for your entertainment.


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[Assistant] These men that you do not know from a can of paint.


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[Assistant] Are nothing more than just entertainers for you. They're not your role models. They're not somebody to look up for.


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[Assistant] Separate the art from the artist. And me and you've had conversations when I say, well, it's hard for me to say I don't like somebody because I don't know you. Deshaun Watson is a talented football player and he's there for my enjoyment of entertainment. And that's it. That's all.


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[Assistant] And I think people, and maybe you right, maybe I'm not being unfair with not giving people the option to change their mind, but I just think that when people try to draw a line in the sand,


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[Assistant] Or when it comes to somebody over a situation that we got very little information about, I think you're not being fair and showing empathy. And that's one of the things, just as human beings, that we're supposed to do. Not be quick to judge, be like, just show some empathy. And it seems like that's a lot of things that people's been doing.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think it's fair at all. I think for me, like, I've always just, you know, tried to stay out of it because I got some opinions that...


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[Assistant] Is he a Clutch basketball player? Hell yea. As Clutch as Donovan Mitchell?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he just had a bad finals. I had seen, I'd seen LeBron James over a long period of time to know he was clutch. I didn't. One bad finals wasn't gone.


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[Assistant] I couldn't hear that. What was that? He can pass for Rico Suave in the hood, man. He just, he got this swag to him. He looked like he just got this persona.


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[Assistant] What's the other two? We got like a little bit over a minute. Do you really want to know? Go ahead. I can see Bowl being a plumber.


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[Assistant] He was explaining how he was against Castro. And he was asking in what way he could help us to fight against Castro.


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[Assistant] He was telling me that he would have been in the Marine Corps, that he had experience in guerrilla warfare and that he can help us in the guerrilla fight against Castro.


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[Assistant] The second time that Oswald came to my store was when he brought this guy book from Marines. He said that this was a present for me to see if this could help me out to fight Castro.


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[Assistant] It was the same Oswald that has been in my store.


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[Assistant] A few days before, offering his service to fight against Castro. And now he was with the sign Viva Fidel and Hands of Cuba.


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[Assistant] The leaflets that Oswald hands out on Canal Street.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, pro-Castro leaflets. Hands off Cuba telling the government to leave it alone, let it stay communist, let Castro alone.


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[Assistant] The shame of this thing is that the whole question of Oswald's activity in New Orleans was never properly investigated by officialdom at the beginning.


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[Assistant] Guy Banister, the former FBI agent at 544 Camp Street, was never ever asked by anybody about Lee Harvey Oswald. David Ferri was questioned, but the investigation was dropped very quickly.


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[Assistant] And the names of neither Bannister nor Ferry.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the Warren Report. Simply doesn't mention either of them.


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[Assistant] And we now find that there were several former CIA officers who said that there had been such a photograph. One of them said that he'd seen it and described it in detail, a profile shot of Oswald at the gate, another one taken from behind as he went in.


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[Assistant] Why is the CIA reluctant for us to see the photographs and reluctant for us to see the tapes, to hear the tapes of Oswald's voice? While they refuse to come clean, clearly there's going to be a suspicion


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[Assistant] Here's how the world turns. Not much room.


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[Assistant] Come on now, it's alright. Come on.


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[Assistant] Business must proceed. Meantime...


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[Assistant] Oh, my associate, Mr. Iraq. He's a loyal soldier. But he is young. What do you see when you look down there?


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[Assistant] You know, so many people come to me with the little problems.


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[Assistant] It's hard to keep track sometimes.


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[Assistant] Pavel Antonovich asked him, why did you come here with a gun? What do you need a gun for? He said,


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[Assistant] Right over there. Ish. And you've lost your damaged deposit on a motel.


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[Assistant] This is pretty well hidden. Doesn't leave any doors open.


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[Assistant] They said you were a monster. You're not Crispin.


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[Assistant] Alright. I don't work with whoever you think.


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[Assistant] I know what I'm doing. I don't need you on my shoulder.


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[Assistant] Mr. Quinn didn't know which color you'd like, so uhm, you can take whichever.


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[Assistant] There was a shield of boxes that were stacked in such a way that anybody coming off of the elevator or coming out of the stairwell, uh, would not see anyone who was down in a firing position between the barricade and the window.


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[Assistant] All we knew at that time was it was an officer had been shot and they gave us a car number and we knew it was Tippett based on the car number.


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[Assistant] Hit the balcony first, I did. Uh, because there was only one light on in the theater, we opened the side door to get some more light.


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[Assistant] Once we had the cuffs on him, he started hollering police brutality.


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[Assistant] He never guests. I don't know what he wants to be honest. Don't even, I don't even know what he's even doing here.


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[Assistant] The name of the restaurant is called Heaven on Earth, so that's where I'm at, Heaven on Earth.


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[Assistant] You're right, bro. I appreciate that. I'm honored, bro. Man, I'm humbled by that.


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[Assistant] For generations, it has been a peaceful world until pride and a lust for power divided us. Now we fight enemies who were once our brothers.


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[Assistant] Ratchet, this Autobot needs repairs. Be still, I'll get you fixed up.


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[Assistant] Megatron is determined, I'll give him that. He means to see Iacon destroyed. Not destroyed, Ratchet. Simply taken.


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[Assistant] We'd prefer no further loss of life Bumblebee. Focus on the task at hand Autobots.


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[Assistant] Good luck, Optimus. With Zeta Prime gone, we're all looking to you now. I'll do my best. Autobots, roll out!


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[Assistant] Bumblebee, it wouldn't kill you to exercise caution.


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[Assistant] There. That's the main terminal for the communication grid. We can reactivate it by aligning the data streams. I think. Oh, theory anyway.


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[Assistant] For you are the leader of the Autobots. You are the last Prime.


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[Assistant] Thanks for the tips, Silverbolt. Well, be careful.


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[Assistant] Many brothers were lost today, but thanks to our combined efforts, many more will live to find a home elsewhere.


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[Assistant] In which we shall make our journey through the stars. No matter where we go, Cybertron will be with us.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, first and foremost, thank you to everybody from the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show YouTube channel who are fans who helped us reach our goal.


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[Assistant] Of 25,000 subscribers yesterday, uh, late last night. Just want to say thank you to you all. You know, this show is, uh, what it is because of the fans, because of you all support a lot of people that believe that we will still be here.


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[Assistant] You know, I got in this gang three years ago, primarily at the radio part-time.


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[Assistant] Uh, just producing, got an opportunity to start hosting shows. I come over here and I learn what it really is to be a full-time producer and, you know, you know, television, so to speak, even though it's internet.


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[Assistant] But, uh, just learning my way, learning, growing in the game and then getting the opportunity to host on set with you all to sharpen my skills to get better. Iron sharpens iron as one person betters another. And you all have helped make me better at what I do. So I appreciate everybody in this room.


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[Assistant] All right, fans out there, we just want to let you know that Behind the Glass will not be aired this week as Mikey McNuggets is out here traveling the country. Uh, me and Anthony is going to put our heads together to see how we can improve what we got right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, after four episodes and trying to bring you all a even better quality podcast, we're having some fun doing it. We thank Bull G who jumps in the chat and interact with the fans, bust our balls a little bit. That's true. Jason, make sure you jump in there. You can bust our balls as well.


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[Assistant] But we have a lot of fun doing it, taking a behind the glass of what we do every day and being able to share our thoughts and opinions of what's going on.


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[Assistant] Alright, before we move on to our second topic, man, we just want to tell you about overtime. Today at overtime, we're going to be talking about fantasy football. We're going to find some fantasy football rankings.


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[Assistant] Well no, these transitions, they're not gonna go on a ad, so I'm just killing time with these transitions before we get to the next topic. Never say you're killing time. Never.


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[Assistant] Learn something else. Yeaah, don't do that. So, Noah Sendegard made his first start for the Cleveland Guardians yesterday. Uh, pitched into the 6th inning. He left with a injury. I think a ball went off his calf, if I'm not mistaken. Uh, the Guardians ended up losing that game 7-3. So thoughts on Noah Sendegard's first start as the Guardians and the Guardians losing to the Astros overall.


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[Assistant] So I hear a lot in baseball, your power comes in your corners. First base, third base, right field, left field. Traditionally. Traditionally. We talk a lot about the outfield not being a powerful outfield, you know, as far as their offensive output.


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[Assistant] So out of the outfielders that's there, can you say like Stephen Kwan is the best one? So ideally, boy, would you want to move him to center field? Yes. And then get you two power hitters to play left and right? Yes.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. So Jason just said, you know, they spent that money on bill and it blew up in their face.


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[Assistant] You know, from a, from where I sit as a fan, I can remember when they signed Nick Swisher to all that money blew up in their face. Michael Bourne. They said I signed, uh, I think it was Edwin Encarnacion. Yeah, Encarnacion. They signed him to that money and they really didn't get the return on investment. That didn't blow up in their face. That didn't blow up in their face.


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[Assistant] But I, I guess I get Bull's point. You, just because it doesn't work, you still gotta go out there and spend the money. Like you still gotta swing, swing at it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so before we get to Jensen Lewis, let's take care of a couple things here. We got our community tab with a poll question of the day, then we got a couple super chats that we're going to read.


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[Assistant] In Northeast Ohio, all locations of PCC, Earl Ford, Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring for all positions starting at $18 an hour and up.


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[Assistant] Plus get full benefit packages, pay time off, sign in bonus, apply online today at precast.com slash careers to learn more. We're gonna do these super chats first. The first one came from P.


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[Assistant] Rothstein216. Tito won the World Series with Boston, he got us there but he lost in 7.


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[Assistant] Alright, second super chat, then the actual poll results. The second one is from Kenneth Y. I don't want to botch your last name. He said in the 90s they were able to find power hitters like Bell, meaning Albert Bell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let me read this poll result. Uh, we can get Jensen in here. And then the poll question of the day was, do you agree with the Cleveland Guardians trading starting pitcher Aaron Savale? We have 1.2 thousand votes on this poll. 58% says no, 42% says no.


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[Assistant] No, it's not that. We got a full run down. We got to keep moving. Alright, don't forget to subscribe to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. Don't forget to follow, ring the bell. Uh, again, man, we appreciate getting to 25,000 subscribers. Let's get to 26,000. We definitely appreciate that.


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[Assistant] So that's what it is. We're running it back for round two. Your favorite design will be front and center. And then we have the tag board that's showing the options. Here they are right here. Oh my god. Not the stupid elf. Again with the...


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[Assistant] Hold on. I'm not gonna lie to you, boy. I care, too. And I'm gonna tell you something. Representation matters. Like, first of all, we got here off a pole. Okay?


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[Assistant] Basically, I think what G is saying is it's not that fact that the Browns have to prove it, Deshaun Watson has to prove it. It's just that it's always this pessimism when it comes to Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] People care about what? People care about, like, about the conversation being had. People care about, you know, this constant, this constant feel of it's always beating up on the ground. Like, here's an example, boy, here's an example.


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[Assistant] We throw the poll up, the first thing you say is the Browns killed me with these polls. I tweet you something yesterday that Bucky Brooks said, friend of the show, shout out to him.


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[Assistant] Necessarily like. I just feel like there's a way that you can say that without being disrespectful. And this is why I think it's disrespectful. When somebody call you a creep or anything else,


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm not gonna say nothing on this mic that I can't say to somebody's face. And I just wonder if some people who got these opinions of Deshaun Watson, could they stand on that and say the exact same things to this man's face? And if you can't, then you shouldn't feel that comfortable getting on TV or on radio saying it. That's all I feel.


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[Assistant] But boy, that would piss me off even more. Because it's like, wherever you stand, stand there. Just because we win.


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[Assistant] Don't start speaking, like, in high standards of Deshaun Watson, like, I'm the type of person, you show me who you really are, in the, in the times like that, and I get it, winning will cure everything, and I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about, I know where you stand, I know you the person.


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[Assistant] How my father raised me, he's an entertainer, he's an athlete. You don't even know this man to really have an opinion. You just know what the media put out there. And you was always taught growing up, you know, you believe half of what you read, half of what you hear, all of that. And so for me, I think not as a fan,


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[Assistant] But if I'm being honest, I am a little sensitive to it because I understand sometimes people do have an agenda. And sometimes when people...


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[Assistant] The conversation that started in text about the work-life balance.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll do that another time, but we're gonna do the 32 and 32. Uh, number 27 on the list is Kay York. Kay York is the, is the superstar kicker at the Cleveland Browns cause he, you know, he got drafted pretty high. He's a superstar? He's not a superstar, but we hope he can become a superstar. He got, he went number three and all. Is there any other kicker or superstar other than Justin Tucker?


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[Assistant] And so the warden of the prison was a, was a huge supporter of a particular college. So he let him out on a work release program to try to convince his son to go to this particular school. His son goes to the particular school, but the warden never holds up his end of the deal.


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[Assistant] Within an hour and a half of discovering the body, Maureen Evans asked the victim's friend, Tamika Taylor, what's your hunch? What does your gut tell you about who might have committed this crime?


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[Assistant] Tamika Taylor told Detective Evans that they should look at Daniel Williams because it appeared that he seemed interested in the victim.


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[Assistant] But the police didn't tell him that he passed the test. The police told him that he failed the lie detector test.


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[Assistant] And that really began an intense interrogation of Daniel that lasted for over nine hours.


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[Assistant] Maureen Evans interrogated Daniel for over eight hours, but she was not able to get Daniel to confess.


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[Assistant] And eventually, she gave way to another detective, Detective Ford. And he was a detective who had a reputation for getting people to confess.


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[Assistant] The problem was that the confession that Daniel gave was completely inconsistent with the facts of the crime.


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[Assistant] At that point, the police closed their investigation. They, they had arrested the person they thought had committed the crime and they didn't investigate the case anymore.


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[Assistant] You know, so you are taking them into another situation. So many people say, well, how could you confess to a crime that you never did? Well, I'll tell you something. Put them in a room with me. I could do it.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm gonna be asking you? Are you deaf? You're not deaf, right?


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[Assistant] No. We'll talk louder. I'm asking a question. Are you deaf?


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[Assistant] You wanna get the death penalty, or you want me to help you out?


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[Assistant] So? Then tell me what the hell happened there, and I'll help you out.


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[Assistant] Well, it's up to you. Don't tell me you don't know. You failed the polygraph. So you're not going to tell me you didn't do it. We're going to go here all night. You're not leaving this room.


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[Assistant] Why in the world would you want an attorney now? We're sitting here ten hours.


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[Assistant] You're almost there. You get an attorney, then I'm gonna have to lock you up for the capital murder. So why, why did you put in 10 hours? Let's finish it up, then we'll get you your attorney.


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[Assistant] Ford had to protect his work. He couldn't come back looking ridiculous. Well, how in the world can one detective take so many confessions? Somebody's gonna wake up. Unfortunately, nobody did in this case.


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[Assistant] The writing was on the wall. Everyone's DNA is coming back negative. Isn't anyone gonna wake up here?


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[Assistant] And, uh, the phone was ringing and I picked it up. It was the, uh,


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[Assistant] And there was absolutely no way that they could get past the confession.


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[Assistant] He says, urge upon him the importance of, you know, cooperate and just tell the truth. So, of course, you know, Joe happens to call up and we're talking to him and I try and press upon him, you know, Mr. Faustanaro says, you have to tell the truth, Joe. It's really important that you tell the truth.


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[Assistant] You know, and that'll help you maybe get a better deal or, you know, get the death penalty off or something like that.


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[Assistant] You know, so like we, we have become part of the problem.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and I'm in here, once again, with Young Gleece. How you feeling man?


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[Assistant] It's funny to think about like, the first time I ever interviewed you, I was asking you shit like, what, what moment.


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[Assistant] Which I'm sure you still get ass all the time. But I was like, what's up with the mo thing?


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[Assistant] Your lawyer called me saying the N-word in the morning, like super crazy hard R, old ass Jewish dude, just like, he's talking about shooting. I'm like, it's like nine in the morning. I'm like, oh my God. All right.


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[Assistant] I was geeking when I got that interview with you cause I was really listening to you like non-stop. I remember I had a girl come and stay with me and she actually tweaked out on me and she was like,


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[Assistant] That was an important moment for me too because that meant that I like, it was like a moment where I had to make the decision like, do I want to do the right thing and like, you know, basically do what was right for you in your case or do I want to be a dick and just put it out anyway? And I was like, nah, you know, I gotta, I gotta abide by the code and do the right thing, you know?


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[Assistant] You were saying regular ass rapper shit, and then your lawyer heard it, and it's like he didn't give a fuck about the case they were talking about. You said one thing early on, you said, you know, motherfuckers don't understand, we grew up shooting at N-words. He heard that, he was like, boom, done. Like, it ain't coming out. I'm like, that's the most regular rapper shit you ever heard.


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[Assistant] This shit is crazy, cause this is like three years ago. Or longer, right?


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[Assistant] 2015, and so then you finally actually had to go to court for it. So how would you describe the charges that you were actually facing? Because this is the stuff that we talked about in that first interview that never came out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and cause then for the rest of your life, you're gonna have to go around and you'd be like, yeah, you didn't take it to trial, you didn't take it to trial, you kinda...


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[Assistant] So what exactly did he do that violated the situation?


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[Assistant] Right, it's supposed to be two different distinct phases. There's the actual decision on if somebody's guilty or not, and then there's the punishment, yeaah.


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[Assistant] So this is this thing that's been just like torturing you for the fucking past four years, just following you around. You can't, you can't relax. You can't chill out fully because you always had to be thinking about this. Is that accurate?


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[Assistant] Right. Because your situation happened to you at like the worst possible time where you were right in the process of blowing up when this shit happened.


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[Assistant] And I feel like a lot of people sort of took it at face value that they assumed that you were guilty because it was reported that your manager left you at that time. Was that accurate that happened?


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[Assistant] And did you go on the run after that? Or what was the situation with that? Because you left Texas, right?


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[Assistant] That's wild, they were all like eager to really paint you as being guilty before there was any kind of evidence, huh?


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[Assistant] And was it the girl's choice to continue to press charges or was it the state?


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[Assistant] So you were found guilty of the attempted assault and then they gave you probation and now you're appealing it, that's correct?


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[Assistant] And to have everybody just associate you with like the worst thing you can imagine. And people don't understand how much it hurts just to know that people think that about you and that you can't really do anything to disprove it.


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[Assistant] So now you're just stuck trying to appeal this, but let's say that the appeal doesn't work. How do you feel about the sentence that you were handed down of the probation and what not?


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[Assistant] So you're walking away from all this just feeling like the system's completely fucked, way worse than you ever could have known beforehand.


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[Assistant] And do you feel like the community that would otherwise be rallying around you is just kinda silent because of the nature of the charges?


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[Assistant] Same people that would be rooting for Meek Mill aren't gonna come out of the woodwork for you because of the nature of it.


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[Assistant] It's not the first time that I heard a shit like that in rap, too. There's a dude, South Park Mexican, that used to be big in the late 90s, and they fucking locked his ass up for like 20 years or some shit, and his main charge was that he got a 14 year old pregnant, but she was a stripper. Like she's working in the strip club, he starts hanging out with her, he knocks her up, he's locked up for fucking forever for this shit. It's kinda crazy.


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[Assistant] No, definitely, yeaah. But at the same time, she's a stripper, it's like, what the fu- like, I- I assume the strip club's gonna be fuckin'... checkin' IDs.


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[Assistant] No, that's fucking crazy, yeah, for sure. No, yeah, but so, how do you feel now? Do you still feel the same weight over your head? Like now that, you know, you're not happy with the result, but you are, at least you know what the result is.


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[Assistant] This is, nobody wants to get behind somebody even if they're like clearly the victim in the situation. Nobody wants to get behind them because of the nature of it, because they don't want to be accused of supporting somebody who would do such a thing, you know?


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[Assistant] For sure. Let me answer this. You were in a pretty public relationship for a while there. Did this case put a strain on that?


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it's dating a girl who's essentially like a pop star. There's gonna be a lot of situations like that. I remember when we did the second interview that you just told a quick little story about like, like, hell yea, we'd be fighting. I just whooped a motherfucker in her front yard the other day and then I had to delete it out because it sounded so crazy.


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[Assistant] I can't allow that relationship was kind of like goals for a while there. There were some like tweets of like pictures of you guys together and shit. And I was just like, God damn, it's crazy seeing glitches like this. Like just girls retweeting it being like, Oh my God, like I need me a thug. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What happened to that relationship? It's over, I'm guessing?


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[Assistant] Right. It wasn't, was it a dramatic breakup? Was it a crazy one?


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[Assistant] Hahaha, facts. Uhm, yeaah, let's talk about that.


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[Assistant] But before we even do that, you had a couple videos, like last year, that both did fucking crazy good. There's the whistle song, and then, what was the other one, uh, right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's what that girl was bitching about me listening to non-stop on that trip, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Were you, you were with Capital before? For a period of time?


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[Assistant] So you got one one poppin song on YouTube and all of a sudden they forget about the reason why they were blackballing you before.


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[Assistant] So you signed, got the advance, you were feeling pretty good about it, and then you weren't happy with the rollout or all the shit that they tried to do for you afterwards?


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[Assistant] Cause you had the whistle song, the pew pew thing, like those blew up, but then you like, instead of like continuing to flood the streets and stuff, you took some time off. Then by the time the project came out, the heat that you had gotten from those singles had not really continued.


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[Assistant] You got a, you got a hot song on your own and then they, but they love that. They love the fact that you got a hot on your own, but then they're not really trying to like spend the money until they try to recreate more of that.


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[Assistant] So, do you, are you putting this project out independently?


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[Assistant] But yea, so what, you're saying that you're like more interested in actually just being involved in the music industry in various ways?


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[Assistant] Just making it 100% about your career. You're trying to fuck with more people. Do you, uh, yeaah. Who do you fuck with from the DMV that's coming out right now?


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[Assistant] Oh, you're right. They're from Detroit. You're right. I'm all fucked up.


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[Assistant] Definitely, but you spend much time out there at this point or are you fully LA?


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[Assistant] Definitely. What uh, okay, so you're working on this new project. What else you got going on in your life? What's the day in the life of Gleece like?


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[Assistant] And what was the idea was that you were trying to like explicitly do something that was like more on the positive side after writing all these songs about lean for all these years?


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[Assistant] Do you think it's hard to push that kind of positive message though when it feels like still a huge percentage of the stuff that pops off is just stuff about drugs and violence?


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[Assistant] If you, if you end up having to do this probation, you're gonna have to stop smoking? Yea. How's that feel?


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[Assistant] 10 days, how bad would you describe that as for a guy like you, like, you know, doing a little 10 days in prison? You stressed out?


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[Assistant] So alright, where's your mind at right now? What are you determined to do over the course of the next however long, 6 months, 12 months, whatever?


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[Assistant] If you had just kept blowing up, if you were like what you had going in 2014 or whatever, like if that had just kept going up, then you might have, you know, you would never really appreciate your situation or whatever in the long run. Like I feel like that, in my own career, like having taken steps where it felt like everything was exploding and shit wasn't gonna work out, it's like,


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[Assistant] I can't imagine how I would feel if I hadn't had to go through that.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, damn, alright, so do you have a, you have a, a tape name in mind for the next, oh, you already said that Clean Sides Fine is four, yeah.


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[Assistant] My dog. I don't think I knew a dog was a gun till you either.


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[Assistant] And then you, you, that influence is probably like part of the reason why X when he had that song said, just bought a pound of the booth, took that shit straight to the booth. Like he's rapping about booth as if it's a good thing. And also he's capping because he never fucking smoked weed.


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[Assistant] It's good to see you still going hard and not letting shit get you down and still, still keep working, still keep making music, you know, it's very, it's inspiring, cause like kids out there, they need to know. Just cause you fall down, you gotta get back up, dust yourself off.


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[Assistant] Max, if you got the right mentality, you can't let it destroy you. You gotta keep building.


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[Assistant] That's what's up. Alright, anybody you want to shout out? Thanks, anything?


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[Assistant] I appreciate you man, thanks for coming in. Legend in these streets.


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[Assistant] Thank you, bro. Appreciate you, man. Hey, no jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, SoundCloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] Send this message to your lonesome master!


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[Assistant] Damn, they weren't on the whole way when I thought they were. I was like, damn, I'm starting to have a lisp, bro. Oh, yeah. How'd it look?


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[Assistant] Thank you Fizzle. I got a very, very strong position on people that you should fuck with and not fuck with on this block. So I'm not gonna go into any kind of detail, but there's a lot of ops out here. And this morning I had a very negative detrimental effect on somebody's career. I put in a few calls. This is Dipper, it's not a rapper.


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[Assistant] You hearin' my motherfuckin' woadie? C'mon. Let's go. We sellin' that. C'mon.


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[Assistant] You see how much energy I got when I don't smoke weed? I like the way it feels- I like the way people react to it so much that I just wanna leave it in forever, like... I also feel like this motherfucker when I'm talking, cause it's like...


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[Assistant] You gotta get back to the block. Back to our block. This is the other side of the block. This is scary over here.


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[Assistant] This motherfucker, Kometazine, aka SmokeMetazine, he fucking told me that he wanted something cakey, or something sweet, something cakey. So yo, I got three options, let's see what you think.


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[Assistant] As frustrating as it was to have this DNA come back, that it was not these guys, one after the other.


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[Assistant] At first wouldn't implicate themselves and eventually some implicated everybody. Uhm, so we knew that this was a gang rape and murder without a doubt.


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[Assistant] We had to spend over $500,000 on improvements, uhm, that did nothing to improve the health of our patients.


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[Assistant] If there's any chance that this girl can come out of there Lord, let it happen. Let it be a miracle. Let this baby grow up to be a great man. Ask this in your name Jesus, amen.


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[Assistant] Listen, sometimes all they need is a word from you. They gotta feel that the man is behind them 100%.


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[Assistant] Uhm, great, a little harried, uh, but I played a good hour of tennis today.


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[Assistant] It's not even a men in black alien, it's ET. And ET was so lovable that Nick Chubb is who I would pick.


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[Assistant] Who would motivate you better or who would fit your team better? You know, so like when we talk about with the Browns, Jim Schwartz versus Joe Woods in some ways, Jim Schwartz was a much better personality fit.


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[Assistant] You know, the Mike Tomlin playoff run really, really, really, really, really bothers me. Really irks me.


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[Assistant] The Steelers did the first time that Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] That I really appreciate, and it's funny because I brought it up a lot last year when the Steelers were having so much sort of angst over their offensive coordinator and especially with the fan base. The year that John Harbaugh won the Super Bowl with Joe Flacco, remember, very late in the season, he let go his good friend Cam Cameron.


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[Assistant] And Mike Tomlin still hasn't done that with Mac Canada. But of course, to be fair, I think that ownership has a lot to do with that and it's not as much.


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[Assistant] Being a coach is being willing to make a change. If something's not working, sometimes you just have to rip it up.


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[Assistant] You know, I- the Jim Shorts piece I'm so excited about, uhm, I'm really eager to see tonight.


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[Assistant] Big Brother is your favorite football team. Know who's your favorite football team. Where were you born?


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[Assistant] Tonight, we are not going to see completely significant, uhm, defensive


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[Assistant] Going through his reeds and when necessary, tucking the ball and running and the designs runs and his ease and comfort with what the guys in front of him, what their tendencies are, their comfort with him.


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[Assistant] You should, I mean I have no problem saying this.


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[Assistant] We should all see a massive, massive, significant jump in this year. There's a reason he was paid when he was paid. There's a reason that he was so highly sought after despite


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[Assistant] You know, I remember Daryl Bevel, Daryl Bevel, who is currently the Dolphins quarterbacks coach, but he was, uh,


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson's first coach, he was Brett Favre's coach, he was Trevor Lawrence's first coach, he, you know, he's been with quarterbacks every which way, and he was telling me the one thing that we sort of don't


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[Assistant] You know, I can't speak to what Jimmy and Dee Haslam would judge as, okay, we need change or not. But I think that any team.


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[Assistant] You know, post-season press conference with Mike Tomlin. Something about still somehow finishing the season successfully.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the magic of why the games play out, right? And I think that that's a fair amount of skepticism. I'm just saying that I'll take the over on that, that I think he can.


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[Assistant] You know? And you have to get out there. And yeaah, granted, we saw it in Kevin Stefanski's first year where they had that brutal, ugly...


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[Assistant] And they asked me to again, rank the AFC North teams, which I hate doing, but I said, can't you legitimately see that all four teams finished, finish above 500?


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[Assistant] So I saw the Jaguars last year, week four in Philadelphia, and at the time they were two and one. And I remember before the game, I told my crew, our game crew, I think these guys are going to win their division.


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[Assistant] You can come out of it, I don't know, if you can come out of it with some sort of lessons.


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[Assistant] And we walk into the main facility, we're kind of in the like front vestibule, and who's there but Jimmy Haslam with some sort of, you know, uh, um, political, uh,


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[Assistant] Which he 100% did not have to do. And I was so, so, so impressed by. And whatever you want to say,


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[Assistant] Lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is meeting the president. And high school.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what you're saying is nobody is doing good, we should stop blaming each other and start working together? Uh.


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[Assistant] They're in early 2000s like emo band. I'm actually wearing their tour shirt right now.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, so before we get into our first topic today, I just want to remind everybody that for $4.99 a month, you can become a UCSS member. We just had a new McNuggets emoji release. We're doing overtime questions every single Friday, only for members.


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[Assistant] And we also have discounts to the Cleveland Clothing Store. So for $4.99 a month, you can become a member, get all those great benefits, and check out OT today for your viewer questions to get answered.


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[Assistant] And then as we go into our first topic today, what are we talking about?


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[Assistant] Alright guys, so we're going to be talking about how do you think the Browns should approach the preseason, especially with injuries and who we want to see being played.


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[Assistant] Before we get into our next topic, I just want to tell everybody we're close to 25,000 subscribers. It's a big milestone for us and we're really excited about it. So go tell your friends, go tell your family, go subscribe to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. You'll get your notifications for all of our live shows and our videos that we post every day. We look forward to hitting that 25,000 and we appreciate you guys for supporting us.


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[Assistant] And as we get into the next topic, I want to bring it, Tyvis is talking about how coaches are going to change their ideas if players get hurt.


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[Assistant] As you as a fan, are you excited when Arrival goes down? Like would you have been excited as a Browns fan watching Joe Burrow go down?


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[Assistant] I can't, tag board's not working today. Oh, well it's a clip.


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[Assistant] Yeah guys, so we have a PCC Airfoils read looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits. PC Airfoils is a leading manufacturer in Northeast Ohio. In all locations of PCC in Eastlake, Mentor, Wycliffe, and Minerva are hiring for all positions at $18 and up, plus a full benefit package


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[Assistant] Pay time off and a signing bonus you can apply online at precast.com slash careers to learn more.


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[Assistant] Be honest, do you cheer when players from your rival team get hurt?


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. That too. We'll make that tomorrow. Yeah. Uh, 456 votes. 12% of you said yes.


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[Assistant] Also real quick, I do have a super chat I want to read from Haslem Yousif. I think I'm pronouncing that right. Uh, Bull, you don't have any idea what it's like to play. You're a downer and everyone is tired of it. So we're taking some shots in chat today, Bull.


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[Assistant] We're talking about Sione Takitaki's Impact on the Browns for our 32 and 32 today before True and False.


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[Assistant] Yeah guys, so we're gonna be moving on to true and false, but before we do that, I wanna remind everybody that Mike Earl and I have a podcast now. It's called Behind the Glass, and it gives you guys a little bit of a behind the scenes look on how the production team works, how we come up with our topics, and we get to talk about our ideas as well.


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[Assistant] On and off the show. So you can check it out. We usually do it, we've been doing it on Wednesday nights around 7. And it's on UCS's YouTube channel. But now it's time for True and False. And True and False today is our brand new Cleveland Guardian, Noah Sindegard.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright, you guys ready for this first one?


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[Assistant] Let's do it. Steve, let's do this. So first up, Noah Cindergard has more career home runs than Miles Straw. Is that true or false?


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[Assistant] All right, see if we can take it. It is going to be. True. Dang.


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[Assistant] So that is... G in Bull got that one, Tivus got that one wrong.


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[Assistant] Uh, make sure you pay attention to some of these questions because they might help you in the future.


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[Assistant] Tyvis, you're saying false? I'ma go with true. He's going with true.


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[Assistant] Number five, is Cyndergard is from Mansfield, Texas. True or false?


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[Assistant] I think he's from Fort Worth, Texas. False.


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[Assistant] The Guardians will be Cindergarde's fifth different team since 2015.


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[Assistant] So, uh, executive producer, Steve, I need you to send me a tiebreaker.


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[Assistant] It is 4-3-2 in descending order now. Okay. Alright, last one. Syndergard's nickname is Thor.


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[Assistant] Yeah, before we get actually into the trades here, I just want to remind everybody that for $4.99 a month, you can become a UCS member.


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[Assistant] You can also gift memberships. I've got some gifted memberships today from Cody Clark. Shout out to Cody. And then as we get into our next topic here, we're gonna talk about the Guardian's trades and our final predictions. We're gonna get some headlines in. And I also have a super chat to start this off, guys. In your opinion,


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[Assistant] What is a bigger move by the guardians trading for Noah or bringing up Oscar? And that's from professor chaos for $5. So thank you for the super chat.


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[Assistant] Yeah guys, real quick, I'm working on some technical issues, but I just want to remind everybody that you can subscribe to The Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show to get notifications for our show, for Behind the Glass, for the post-game shows. Our Browns post-game show this year is going to be hosted by Earl G. and McNuggets themselves. You can catch us every day at the 2-minute warning after every game, and


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[Assistant] We are gonna get Sean Porter in here shortly. We're just working through a couple technical difficulties.


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[Assistant] So I just would like to remind everybody that Behind the Glass podcast is run by Mike Earl and I. And it's on usually Wednesday nights around 7. Go ahead and tune in. You can subscribe to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show and get notifications from when we go live. And gift memberships today. We've got gifted memberships today. It's been a good day and look forward to our Browns post-game coverage this coming season.


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[Assistant] We're going home. As a family.


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[Assistant] Everything come out alright, girls? Troy, get him tied up. Will do.


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[Assistant] There are some folks might be sore about what happened, and how things went. Well that's all in the past now.


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[Assistant] Some of you are new to our community. Some of you are members who went astray. But know that you can find redemption here, forgiveness, by proving your worth through what will undoubtedly be hard work.


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[Assistant] Reggie, you're nearly back in. Keep following the path and we'll welcome you back with open arms.


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[Assistant] Yes? Your child seems to be in need of correction


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[Assistant] I can't have this kind of behavior on day one of your reform. You discipline her now, Carlos.


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[Assistant] How do you propose that I- One good smack across the mouth should do it. It'll make her think twice before opening it up again. Go on, we'll wait.


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[Assistant] That's why you got two hands, Carlos. Come on! Not some namby-pamby thing, alright? A good hard smack. Otherwise, Troy here will do it for ya. I don't think you want that. He can be... overzealous. Is that the word? If it means I'll slap the shit out of her, then yeah.


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[Assistant] Just checking in. See how the new girls are working out.


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[Assistant] Reggie. Yeah, Bell. Hey. What the fuck happened in here?


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[Assistant] Weakness. Incompetence. It puts us all at risk. And it won't be tolerated. You think about that the next time you're asked to do something.


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[Assistant] Me and him we got history, understand? Couple things we had to get worked out. I wouldn't be so concerned about his well-being if I were you. Not with you being so close to the fire yourself. Now...


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[Assistant] That's why it's our responsibility to shepherd the flock. To keep them safe. It's their nature to follow, not to lead.


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[Assistant] Well, even if that was true, it's mine now.


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[Assistant] I'll get him on it. Out. That fucking idiot. Heard on its way, and he puts a goddamn ding in my door. Go on back out to the yard. It's almost supper time.


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[Assistant] And how is it that we're repaid for our trust? With treachery? With deceit? With theft?


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[Assistant] Whatever you were planning is over. It's done. It can't just run from your problems. It can't just up and leave when it gets tough. Cause there's nowhere else you can go where it ain't. Tough is all we got now. Get that through your fucking skulls.


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[Assistant] No supper for you all tonight. Maybe an empty stomach will give you some perspective. And we'll try this again tomorrow.


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[Assistant] You wanna throw away the life I'm trying to build for us all? Then fucking fine!


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[Assistant] Wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks? Then fine. Be my guest. But I will put a bullet in you and the-


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[Assistant] Lambs to the slaughter. No shepherd to guide you.


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[Assistant] That's right. You're the first person to use this bathroom that's not a dog giving birth.


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[Assistant] Guess I'll try and get some sleep. You should too. They're gonna ride our asses tomorrow for sure.


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[Assistant] I don't know guys, Luke's making sense. Maybe we should wait.


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[Assistant] My- I'm not sure with my hand that I-


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[Assistant] He comes onto the screen, he's via Skype, it's a screeny video image, and he gives this speech where he talks about how


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[Assistant] Islam is a threat to Judeo-Christian civilization.


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[Assistant] You get him? Okay, jump down. I got you.


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[Assistant] There's an almost fetishistic desire to see everything blow up. It's almost like he's inviting a cleansing fire.


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[Assistant] To, to just raise the edifice, raise the institutions, I think it's that dramatic.


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[Assistant] If we have governments still invading our house, then you know, the women stand up and we start invading the government. And that's what we don't see in any politician.


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[Assistant] So from a house on Capitol Hill, a number of people who are kind of on the fringes of the Republican Party come together and build what appears to be the roots of a movement.


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[Assistant] Stephen Miller would literally go out on stage before Trump and get the crowd riled up with a red meat recitation of all of the ills that were affecting America.


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[Assistant] Bannon recommends that Trump hit back a hundred times harder. Change the topic just enough so that the emphasis goes from Donald Trump's wayward transactions with women to Bill Clinton's activities decades earlier with women.


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[Assistant] Bannon sees in Trump a vehicle for his perspectives. He understands that Trump is not one who studies policy, and so he's able to insert into Trump's basic message and language a lot of the core messages that Bannon has been working on for years.


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[Assistant] Every executive who's ever worked for Donald Trump and succeeded has very quickly absorbed the lesson that in all things Trump,


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[Assistant] If something succeeds, the credit goes to the boss. And if something fails, the blame is distributed to the nearest available target.


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[Assistant] I've known Steve Bannon for about 10 years, uh, worked with him on a lot of projects, uh, one of the greatest strategic minds that I've ever been around.


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[Assistant] I am sorry, my friend. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message!


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[Assistant] A lot of people know that I was a writer here at Saturday Night Live. What people may not know is that I actually auditioned to be on the show a couple of times. It was 44 times. Hi.


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[Assistant] This is my first, and I assume only, audition for Saturday Night Live, is it called? Very nice.


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[Assistant] This is my take on The Breakfast Club. It's called The Brunch Club. Why do we have detention? I'll take the French toast.


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[Assistant] How can you help me with my audition when you don't even get what it is I'm doing? Do you see my problem? I do impressions, but I don't try to do the voice. I'm Richard Nixon. I'm the president. I sold out and I'm a crook.


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[Assistant] I remember one time Lauren pulled me aside. He said uhm, we don't need whatever it is you are. I'm sick of bartending here at Cheers. Some days I just wanna stop. Because you are the weakest link. Goodbye. I would love to be on the show. I think if I play my cards right and host well for a second time, I'm gonna get another audition.


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[Assistant] But you died in my arms. I was there. I did not.


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[Assistant] Okay, I need to tell you some news. Back when...


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[Assistant] Your child was born. We told you he died. But he didn't die. He grew up and became your bus driver.