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[Assistant] This is my sidekick. This is my soulmate. This is my best friend.


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[Assistant] Because as crazy as I am, she still puts up with me and she's still there for the fun and the laughter. I guarantee. And we have literally...


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[Assistant] I had a blast for about 53 years.


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[Assistant] Just keep having fun and keep forgiving each other for how stupid you can get sometimes.


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[Assistant] Once you throw something away, make sure the garbage bin.


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[Assistant] I like it. It goes back to when we first met and what she said to herself. Oh, he's so full of himself.


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[Assistant] Look, that thing literally, I'm serious. I got a thing there when y'all asked me about where, what happened to it, where'd it go? I wore it till it literally just run out, just threaded out.


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[Assistant] Dang. She's fixin' her mind with somethin' and I forgot him.


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[Assistant] Well, I was trying to make them waterproof cause hey, I went in the water or not. I live in Louisiana and I will get tired of my feet getting wet.


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[Assistant] That is amazing. Oh no. Look, you had seen me and feel like a young Tom Brady. No, no. And in high school, cause every summer after school without, Hey, it was Mo Higgin though. You had a mohawk. Oh yeah. Mohawk.


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[Assistant] He hated the winner. I can see that. I'm Fort Devons. Fort Devons. Yeah, Fort Devons. I was actually in charge of police call. What's that? Huh? Where you pick up all the trash at the post.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is right before duck season opens in, in Boston.


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[Assistant] And they got a lot of black Mallards up there. Yep. And I found one spot there on a little river when I'd go over the bridge, you know, checking for trash.


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[Assistant] I looked down there and said, them look like ducks and a bunch of them. So next, hey, duck season is coming around, opens up.


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[Assistant] You know, and me and my buddy, no waders and it's cold. Okay. Snow on the ground. We're chest deep in water, waiting on Mallard, black Mallard to come into decoy and whack him and stack them. And guess who shows up? The MPs. You know, I was hunting the major spot.


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[Assistant] And I said, I said, wait a minute, how, I said, I know Louisiana has this on the books, law books. This is a flowing river.


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[Assistant] So alright, that's government property, that means I can hunt it.


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[Assistant] I said, and uh, where did you, who did you say, uh, this is who's spot?


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[Assistant] And I said, well, you need to go tell that major he need to go check with the wildlife people and the law.


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[Assistant] You know, he didn't like it, but what was funny is Smitty, the guy from Georgia, my buddy. Oh Smitty. Okay. Look, we're standing there and the MPs are talking to us and about that time, here come a cat squirrel and hey, squirrel season's over.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? I said, Hey, I'm killing breakfast, son. What are you talking about? We fixed skin, that sucker hat and fire him up.


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[Assistant] It's usually, I'll say, okay, what do we got? She said, I'll look right quick. And she just throws a bunch of junk together.


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[Assistant] No, no, and it's really good. No, no, I'm serious. That's the way it goes. I was just talking about junk.


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[Assistant] You know, if they're coming just, you know, and then making themselves at home, you got lonely grandparents.


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[Assistant] You can actually sit them down and talk to them and see if it'll help or... Lock the doors. Lock the doors. Okay. Or try what Mark said.


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[Assistant] I've gone that way because I didn't get to know either one of my grandfathers. Okay. And it's always been a bad sore spot with me. Yeah. Okay. Cause my, my view about that is kids, grandkids get something from grandparents that.


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[Assistant] Hey, and you can think of it this way. It will probably release a lot of tension with you and your woman. Yeah. So that's a good point. Okay.


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[Assistant] So, this podcast is apparently around for a reason. And that's what we learned. Si, Si doesn't know this. Si, do you remember last time was when Phil was on? Like a week ago? No.


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[Assistant] Man, now I remember. And I kinda, I was like, man, duck season is a long way away. You might want to- Boom! They are already engaged now.


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[Assistant] He took our advice, actually, which is hysterical to me, and then, now they're engaged!


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[Assistant] Well, you know, but I mean, hey, look, you can't always be right. And speaking of marriages, you know, we, we did find out that you're a big liar and all your stories aren't necessarily true from your beautiful wife.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a hundred of them. Cause we were, everybody decided to go on vacation.


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[Assistant] Well, for those listening, it already did. I was just fixing to run it back one episode.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was, it was, it was just wonderful to see that olive sized crazy stories actually make sense whenever you get the true version of them.


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[Assistant] To be fair, I don't think you can walk normal when wearing a jacket. Oh no, hey, I look so good.


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[Assistant] We know. I mean, he literally went to thredge. Oh, Phil, you wanna know one of my favorite parts? We're in here, he hits that bell, she goes, oh no.


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[Assistant] But now it makes sense why she got sick because apparently there was spaghetti and tacos at the same time.


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[Assistant] Oh, cozy, cozy furniture, little candlelight dinner. Oh, gentlemen, get you an outdoor couch, cook you a steak, tell your wife you love her. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you know when you go to the zoo, uh, the animals are all sad and boring because they're locked up in cages. Well, we drove over to Tyler, Texas to go to that. We heard it's a really good small town zoo. Didn't have anything better to do on Saturday.


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[Assistant] We, we, I watched elephants fight in a zoo for like 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] Gaspin' for air! Are they fighting in the water? Oh! The big one without Tusk wouldn't let the one back on dry land. He's like, no, this is my land.


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[Assistant] These were, I thought that! I said, this is either a fight or foreplay and I'm not sure which, but they were both dudes, so, checks out.


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[Assistant] But it, it was, the Tyler Texas Zoo is legit, is it? We had a good time. Well, one ounce is there. Except, okay, so.


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[Assistant] My son, he, he has a stuffed animal, uh, that's a rhinoceros. He, he named it Rhinolicious. Rhinolicious, okay. So his favorite animal is a rhino. So I, I, you know, I'm, you know, I'm pretty smart. Are they edible? Rhinos? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, I noticed the map, I'm like, we're gonna go counter-clockwise and we're gonna finish with the rhinos.


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[Assistant] So we get to the rhinos. And there, there's no rhinos in the rhino pan. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, aw man. That might be the reason. And there's just a bunch of goats.


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[Assistant] Where is the Rhino? I don't know. I start Googling like where's Tyler Texas Zoo Rhino. Unfortunately, Rhino was 36 and passed away. Does what rhinos do when they get 36.


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[Assistant] Giraffes. Oh yeah, I fed a giraffe. That was fun. And this is legit, except for the goats. And then, so we're about to leave and Carter's like, dad, can we go back and just see if the rhino is going to come out? I'm like, he's, he's gone, bro. It's over. He's like, let's just go check. There might be another one. I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] But no rhinos came out. But other than that, Tyler Texas Zoo, if you live anywhere in that area, it's worth, it's worth the day trip. Well, did they have the king of the jungle?


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[Assistant] No, there was no Black Panthers. I did look and- Oh, he did look. Most assuredly there- Did they have a spotted leopard? They had a white tiger. White tiger.


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[Assistant] But no, the big cats were all very, big cats in zoos are kind of sad to me too, cause they just lay there in the shade. Which I guess. Yea, they just like sweet pea. Yea, or Dublin. Yea. Just the old dog or cat. Yea. But, it was a great zoo, uh, but if you're looking for rhinos, don't.


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[Assistant] But we were super happy. Like we left happy. We just had to have very long discussion about Ryan Osiris, uh, death. But it's always fun with an eight year old. Well, he's in heaven.


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[Assistant] I don't know how it works. It's the way to disable. You gotta get like a baby right.


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[Assistant] It's getting better over there. I got a Black Panther. That's all you need to know. And alligators.


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[Assistant] Have you ever fed a giraffe? No.


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[Assistant] They scary. Yeah, I wouldn't want to go to Jurassic Park. There's a lot of documentaries. I would.


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[Assistant] They might be my favorite. One day I'm going on a safari. I'm going to save up money.


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[Assistant] I thought about it. It was a strong positive. Once them rhinos got replaced by goats.


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[Assistant] Yep. Who mows the grass at your house, you just let it go.


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[Assistant] No, it was dead. 12 foot. No, that's not 12 foot. And I was like this thing is a dinosaur.


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[Assistant] No spoilers. I'm officially old cause we got, I got a kid that works for me that's 18. He like watched the whole show in one day, which I don't like. I miss the old days.


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[Assistant] You had to wait till Wednesday at 8 to watch television. Once a week, yeaah. This kid's like, oh no, it's really good. And I'm like...


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[Assistant] I've watched one episode and then last night we're like, let's watch an episode and then 30 minutes in, we're gone. So like, it's, it's hard to watch. It's hard to keep up.


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[Assistant] I cooked two steaks this weekend and thought I was going to have to run by the bank to take out a small business loan. It's crazy out there, y'all.


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[Assistant] Cause, cause I'm just here to tell you if when people say, oh, it's turkey bacon, it makes me want to slap.


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[Assistant] Turkey bacon is garbage. It is swill that was brought by the devil himself to this planet to fool people and seek kill and destroy.


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[Assistant] You could send something one day and be engaged three days later. And that has been proven fact now.


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[Assistant] That's it. I don't know how we're going to top Zach and Bethany's, uh, email, but.


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[Assistant] We're going to try. Let's do it. And I, we got, you got one boy. Reagan, I want you to email me back and tell us how the advice we give you. Are you kidding? The wrong Reagan for? No, I don't know. Uh, so Reagan emails in, Hey guys, listen to every episode. Uh,


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[Assistant] Podcasts helped him renew his faith in Christ. That's great news. Alright. There you go. I've recently had a guest in my home that does not seem to want to leave.


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[Assistant] Can I get some advice on how to encourage the Exodus? It is my sister-in-law.


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[Assistant] And I do not want to cause an argument with my wife about it. Is there any way y'all can give me some advice?


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[Assistant] It feels like she could, the email makes it seem like she could go.


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[Assistant] Or make you a lot of money. Alright, hey, my name is Nick. I'm 19 years old from Ohio.


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[Assistant] Listen to every podcast, uh, but he's having trouble making a huge life decision. Which is what we're here for. I don't know if you've heard, people got engaged last week.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so throughout high school, he worked at his local park district as a seasonal employee. Loved it. He graduated from high school. He decided he needed a full-time job. Yes, you do. To support himself. That's great.


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[Assistant] Uh, work pretty tough on my current coworkers, but at the same time, I feel very honored that my old boss thinks I'm worthy of a full-time spot. What do you guys think I should do?


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[Assistant] And if I do take the new position, what would be the best way to tell my current boss without burning any bridges? I've never had to quit a job before.


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[Assistant] So I'm assuming he graduated last May, not the, not a few days ago, but like last year. And then he got a job.


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[Assistant] He's working pretty good. He got a raise. So he's doing, doing all right. And then now his job from high school said, Hey, we'll give you a full time spot. And he gets paid even more, but he didn't want to burn bridges, but.


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[Assistant] Whenever, I was super nervous to talk to Willie when I quit. I mean, we'd been together for eight years and like, I was literally an assistant. So I just worked for him every day.


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[Assistant] And I was terrified and he literally started laughing and cheering. Cause I was like, brother, this is just, I laid out all the details for him. He's like, I ain't paying you that. Get out of here. Like, what are you doing still here? And so you will be surprised because if your boss is


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[Assistant] They're rooting for you in life, not just stuck in one position. They want you to succeed at that job and in the next. Like, and if you're 19, I'm hoping that boss is looking at you and trying to train you up.


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[Assistant] To grow yourself, and I'm sure he's gonna be super excited for you, would be my guess. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Well, and, and I mean, I don't know either situations ins and outs, but one of them might have more room for growth in the future. So you might even take less money now knowing if I do what you look, it sounds like you're doing.


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[Assistant] Like in five years, you gotta, I mean, welcome to adulthood. When you're 19, you gotta say, all right, I might take less now. Cause in five years, I know I can get more here or.


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[Assistant] I'll be happier here or I can grow more here than if I go take, uh,


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[Assistant] I changed majors like 45 times from 18 to 22.


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[Assistant] Alright, well here's your Bible verse for the day and remember, wait, hold on, what was his name again? Nick!


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[Assistant] Nick, I got you a verse to remember for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] First Thessalonians 4, 11 and 12 and make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands just as we told you so that your daily life may win the respect of outsiders


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[Assistant] And so that you will not be dependent on anybody. Nick, it sounds like you're doing that and your little story here reminded me of that verse. So that's why I read it. Proud of you, buddy. Uh, keep working hard.


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[Assistant] Mmmm, Sy just took a big bite, y'all. Sy, what do you think about it, Sy?


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[Assistant] So Johnny D, let me ask you something. Let me ask you something about, uh, your food and the way you eat.


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[Assistant] Is it okay for a food to be mixed together or can it not touch?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen people like that. I'm not. I never, I never knew that. And Hunter too?


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[Assistant] So when Christine needed to go to the ER, I was like, Sire, he was like, you got it. You got it, Phillip. Now I remember.


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[Assistant] But Sy, when me and Christine came back- I'm going out! When we came back from the ER, you were waiting, standing by the door, pacing back and forth till we got back. Oh no no no!


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[Assistant] Okay. I will say that when we went out to Murray's, I brought some old coins that I've been collecting for a long time. I wanted Murray to look at them. And I had two dongs from Vietnam.


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[Assistant] He said, Philip, I need somebody to spend the night with Christine at the hospital, and I got a poker game, so uh, head on up there.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought I told y'all I came straight from work and uhm.


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[Assistant] You gotta be tough skinned to be a Robertson, by the way.


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[Assistant] Sinky's the only one I ever met who overdosed on Dremamine. He did like that. He laid in bed for three days when we were on that fishing trip. He was like, Sinky, he could get up and fish for an hour and go back and lay down.


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[Assistant] What about that big tall blind y'all used to go to? Yea, and to say I wouldn't have done that. When y'all shot down. Oh no, no.


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[Assistant] I'm actually taking Spanish classes right now so that I can be a translator for the children's home when we have clients come in that


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[Assistant] So you, so you, how far along are you? I'm not very far along. Okay. But, but I'm, but I am doing it. You're going for it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Bravo Grande. Don't get smart with me, Martin.


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[Assistant] Did you really? Yeah. Si, do you remember anything? You might could help me. Nope. Nevermind. Nope. Get back to welding.


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[Assistant] That's it. You gotta, you gotta go outside your comfort zone and you gotta go talk to the preacher, talk to some people, find out where there's a niche of need.


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[Assistant] And start being involved doing that, meeting other people along the way.


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[Assistant] Because look, we all have, no matter how big your...


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[Assistant] And of course we're all just one church, but no matter how big the church building you go to is, it seems like


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[Assistant] People are gonna group with other people that they're, that they're, uh, that they're like. So I mean, you do see some of that.


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[Assistant] But when you go in and try to help and find out where you can be useful.


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[Assistant] You're gonna meet a lot more people and some doors are gonna open. So I say, first of all, try to


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[Assistant] See what you can get into. Be more vocal about it. Let it be known. Because what is known?


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[Assistant] If that don't work, we would do like old Phil Robertson always says, just check it to the whole bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, one of the persons still here, Sai is here, but our special guest.


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[Assistant] That's absolutely right. I mean, she's kinda like the Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] So without further ado, we're going to introduce you to the woman behind the man.


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[Assistant] Christine Robertson, Sy's wife, as you know her on this program affectionately as that mean redhead, is here with us today.


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[Assistant] For y'all listenin' that's not watchin' on YouTube, Christine's havin' a sight for supper.


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[Assistant] Chicharron. Chicharron. That's, that's a pork skin. That's what our Mexican friends call pork rind.


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[Assistant] I love this. We have a truth-sayer in this. This is fantastic.


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[Assistant] Your first wedding band, was it in fact a cigar rapper?


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our first little break. Let's, let's relax. Let's try to figure out.


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[Assistant] They knock out the inflammation, you knock out the inflammation, you knock out the pain, which is ultimately what we're all after.


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[Assistant] You can order Omega XL right now and not get one, but two bottles.


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[Assistant] Free. The second bottle is free. All you have to do is visit omegaxcel.com slash duck. That's omegaxcel.com slash duck. Or call 1-800-844-48 88 1-800-844-48 88. For not one, but two.


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[Assistant] So he was like a big ol' goblin turkey out there just struttin' in that jacket.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, cause I about to say, if you weeded out the person driving her, that's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] He used to be 6-3. And with that strut son, he probably thought he was 6-6.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you were, he was wantin' brown gravy, you was gonna make white gravy.


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[Assistant] Christmas party's a big commitment. That means I really like the person. No, no, no!


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[Assistant] Oh, well yeaah. Yeah, we all knew that. You've been pretty upfront and honest about that.


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[Assistant] But, we came back to the light. That's all that matters. So, we've all forayed into that dark at some point, so.


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[Assistant] Well, it happened. Hey, what y'all went through over there though, it'd be hard to not go into that. So, you know.


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[Assistant] My hat's off to you for being as normal as you are today.


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[Assistant] I think what I, and we still have a long way to go in this episode, but I think for the rest of my days on this earth, I'm going to hear Christine say it was that strut.


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[Assistant] The man was strutting in a dragon jacket with dimples, 6'3", feeling himself.


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[Assistant] This is so good. I hate we have to take another break, but we'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] How is it sleeping on a nice cozy pillow, wrapped in some nice cozy sheets?


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[Assistant] But look, our friends over at my store hooked us up with pillows.


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[Assistant] I will say for the slippers, I order Britney's size in the slippers because she's pregnant and feet swell, right? So I'm giving her something to just roll around on that's like, and she, that she don't ever take them off.


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[Assistant] And I don't know if it's cause she can't reach them or if they're that cozy, but I think it's cause they're that cozy. But that's just where we are at this point. Look.


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[Assistant] Our friends over at MyStore, they have one goal. Their goal is to support USA entrepreneurs and bring manufacturing back to our country. MyStore.com


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[Assistant] What's created to give those entrepreneurs a voice and a platform to bring you their amazing products made right here in the USA. They sell all the MyPillow products you know and love plus tons more. They even have patriotic t-shirts that are actually made in the USA and we all know them ain't easy to find.


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[Assistant] Look, whether you want a MyPillow, a MyPillow Giza Dream Bed Sheets, a MyPillow 6-Piece Towel Set, a Roll and Go Anywhere MyPillow, or MySlippers, you can get it all at the MyStore.


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[Assistant] Just do it. I mean, it is American made. Let's take pride in our country. Let's take pride in our manufacturing. You've got to check these products out and lots more at my store. Just go to mystore.com and use promo code duck.


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[Assistant] Aight, so look, it's been well-versed. We got Christine here now. Christine?


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[Assistant] So I always said one of the reasons you were hesitant about marrying him is because you were supposed to have trouble.


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[Assistant] Having kids and he was great with kids. So is, is that part of, was that part of the holdup?


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[Assistant] So y'all done got written up for conduct unbecoming, so to speak.


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[Assistant] Well hey, there you go. One in a million. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] So you, Christine, you and Si have lived all over the place.


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[Assistant] So what, what weird, what weird habits that the house does Si have that nobody knows about? We know he eats like a gallon of black walnut ice cream pretty much every night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that was after you said you wasn't ever coming back here.


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[Assistant] So in 1982, you said, we ain't going back there. When did y'all move back here?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right next to the duck call shop.


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[Assistant] So the good news is, you came here, you moved in with Phil and Kay, and you went to WFR.


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[Assistant] So in theory, Christine is responsible for Duck Dynasty.


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[Assistant] Because if Sai never comes back, Duck Dynasty may happen.


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[Assistant] Here we are 52 years later with two kids, one in a million.


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[Assistant] They didn't hit, Sy is the only man I know that hit one in a million three times in his life. One in a million on each child.


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[Assistant] And then one in a million on Duck Dynasty. Cause it is equivalent to winning the lottery.


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[Assistant] Amen, buddy. Well, let's take our last break. We'll come back and.


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[Assistant] Well, let Christine help us. It's nice to always have a female's perspective on some of our emails. So, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. We're back. Christine, one thing we do like to do, I don't know if you watch this or not, none of our wives watch or listen to it, so I'm not surprised.


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[Assistant] But, uh, we, we have an email address, hello at duckcallroom.com where fans email us in. Some of them say nice things, some of them say not so nice things. A lot of them ask for advice and there's all kinds of things, but I've got one today from Instagram.


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[Assistant] I do check my direct messages on Instagram. It doesn't mean I respond to all of them, but I check every one of them.


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[Assistant] And, and I don't know this guy's name. He's not told me and I'm not going to ask, but.


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[Assistant] It says, I'm 19 years old, grew up in church and have always been a follower. I've been dating the same girl for three years and we got married weekend before last.


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[Assistant] Two days ago, I get a text saying all my stuff is in the truck and I needed to go home.


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[Assistant] No one will talk to me. They won't tell me what's going on. All I've been told is they're preparing divorce papers.


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[Assistant] And the marriage certificate hasn't even been turned in.


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[Assistant] And last time I saw her Tuesday morning before I left for work, everything was great. She is a very good Christian.


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[Assistant] It knows the scriptures as good as you could ask, but her mom is calling all the shots. I'm out of answers and their attorney has called me saying not to talk to them anymore.


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[Assistant] What can I do? I'm just looking for answers in this very confusing time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know how to answer it either. I'll tell you my response. My response.


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[Assistant] I said, and then I also said, but if you don't mind.


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[Assistant] I'll ask the podcast, I'll ask the podcast, and he said no absolutely.


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[Assistant] Well, the fact that this happened via text message too.


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[Assistant] Folks out at home, we got a lot of young folks listening to this.


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[Assistant] Don't do it via text message. Go have a man to man conversation. Don't be afraid to hurt somebody's feelings. Life is full of hurt feelings. You grow up and you get over it, but have the conversation. Don't send a text, say your stuff's in your truck, get the heck out.


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[Assistant] No, he's in a tailspin as we all would be, especially at 19, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a fifth of his life has been with this one woman already. He's only 19, they've been together so long. So like, girl, if that is a problem.


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[Assistant] No parents. No parents. Agreed. Neutral third party, if anybody. Neutral third party, okay. Call the person that married you. Say, hey, we're having a problem. The odds are they're an ordained minister of some sort. Call them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, bam. Your stuff's in the truck, come get it and get out of here.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what to, that's why I had no words. Like I couldn't respond, my only response was, you know, Jesus, bro. Like I don't, I don't know. Like that, that is a, most of this stuff we've had some experience or around or have been around people that have had it and like help buddies through it. But this one, I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, for us. I mean, I'm sure it happens, but for us personally, I had, I had not any experience.


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[Assistant] I mean for crying out loud, it took you somewhere between 2 and 15 hours to convince Christine. We're not sure where that is and she asked for 6 months.


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[Assistant] So, you know, and look at us now, we're rolling, we're rolling steady towards 52 years.


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[Assistant] So you never know what the plan is, but you know, it is.


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[Assistant] It's all a part of it and uh, hey man, we wish you the best. And we will be praying for you my man. Absolutely. Christine, thank you so much.


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[Assistant] There is always a chair in this room available for you. So if you ever want to come back, I'll tell you what, I'm not going to invite you back.


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[Assistant] You tell us when you want to come back, because you are always welcome to come opine about Silas Merritt Robertson.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, but anyway. Teacher Ones. Drake, Jared, and his pig, Chick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. That's what you should have went with.


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[Assistant] What about Venice? Yeaah. You give your version.


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[Assistant] He kept, Tom kept grabbing my leg and I said, Hey, what else?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I ain't worried about what she's grabbing my leg. I said, I see what I'm scared of right over there. 11 foot gator.


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[Assistant] When I, to the tuna about three miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Gosh, his backyard is gravel. And then when the tide come in, I'm looking at soft shell crabs all over the place, over the gravel.


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[Assistant] We'll get, so when he come back, he cooked them and I said, well, maybe these are different.


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[Assistant] I had to, what, king crab, I think what it is. The big old, big old, long things. I'm talking about pigs.


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[Assistant] I tried them and them had a real strong taste to them.


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[Assistant] Oh, that, that, when we come, they literally got it that night and that morning it was right off the boat.


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[Assistant] He was talking about, oh, it was just ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I need to give me something. It may be the, uh, I had a Gualamanian that showed me how to make that stuff like that. Oh, what? A Gualamanian. Oh no, and look, I took the whole bunch and it was fine.


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[Assistant] Well, the one I've done with that guy, we had it in a big, I mean, giant, this was an army called them. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And I bought just like $400 worth of meat and that whole thing was full.


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[Assistant] And color. Yeah, that will, if you, if you get over this tan.


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[Assistant] You talking about, Oh, Hey, look, I had $400 worth of meat. Okay. Ribs, steak, and Hey, there was nothing left. It wasn't about 12 people.


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[Assistant] I got up all is soaked overnight and I cooked it all day long and we like six o'clock. We ate it. It's been on the grill all day long. Everything was.


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[Assistant] If it's, if it's hot or cold, then it's good. They, they're like, yeah, they're like.


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[Assistant] Three every time I, I refill. Unsweet tea.


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[Assistant] Well hey, I still got a bunch of them, but I do love it. Oh, I know you love it, but you quit.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, I had a moment, again, being the Almighty. How important are flowers?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Hey, Google it if you do not know the answer to that and you will be shocked.


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[Assistant] How much and how important a single little flower is.


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[Assistant] Cause I will tell you your, uh, vegetables and your fruits and everything else. Okay. In existence without a flower. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, hey, I thought it was pretty interesting. When did you have this epiphany?


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[Assistant] Oh, I had this weekend because I asked my wife said, Hey, Google.


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[Assistant] The importance of flowers. She googled it and I said, wow. Okay. This is impressive. Okay.


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[Assistant] Life is a lot more simple than us humans make it. Complex and complicated. Okay, but it's really simple.


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[Assistant] All kinds of flowers in the trees, tree limbs. I just, good grief, look at this.


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[Assistant] Hold on, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Cause I mean, I just, I kept looking and I was like, there's another bunch, there's another.


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[Assistant] Just all the way in. Everywhere you looked there were flowers in the trees.


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[Assistant] And then if you look close, there's birds and bees and all kinds of insects. Doing their thing.


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[Assistant] It's like Cinderella every morning when he wakes up. My cranium is all kind of good looking stuff is going to come out. Yeah. Butterflies, rainbows. And that is one.


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[Assistant] Yo, but then on the other sides, you got the bad side, okay?


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[Assistant] And I will say this, they keep screaming, we got to get rid of the guns. Folks, the guns ain't the problem. We've got mental illness out in our nation in the world for crying out loud. Let's address the real problem for once.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stop addressing the wrong problem and let's get with the real issue here. What is the real problem here?


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[Assistant] If you take out the good stuff from our schools, from our government, from our daily walks of life, guess what's going to happen? The bad stuff is going to move in.


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[Assistant] I've always said it. Okay. We've got all this history. Okay. And we're going back into it and, and destroying like the monuments that was done for it's our history for crying out loud. And what are we doing? We're tearing them down all over our nation.


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[Assistant] It is part of our nation's history for crying out loud. Quit being an idiot and leave it alone.


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[Assistant] Well, and I think that's, that's, well, that's another thing that we need to address. Okay. Yeah. What happened to we, the people, not an individual.


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[Assistant] One individual said all that hurts my feelings. Well suck it up!


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[Assistant] Let's go with, hey, we the people, that's what our constitution starts out with for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, Memorial Day is coming up. I want to thank everybody that has served our nation, our first responders, our police officers, our men and women in the military. Thank you very much for standing up and dying for our nation for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. Okay. I'm following you. We've been, uh, just...


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[Assistant] What is the, the saying, if good men don't do nothing, then you, you deserve what you


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[Assistant] Well, we need to get rid of, okay, all the bad stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you had pushed him, you had pushed him to a point that he had had enough of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you back a dog in the corner, he gonna fight. If you rattle this cage, a big dog gonna bite you.


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[Assistant] Okay, the family unit and it consists of a dad, the head of the household, a mom, the homemaker of the household, and then the kids. That's the way it was meant to be.


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[Assistant] Okay, a man married to a woman. Okay. That's the only way you go have kids, male and female, get together. Science. Okay. You know, it's backed up by science. Okay.


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[Assistant] Science only works when it's to their benefit. Okay. And look, the evil one ain't stupid. Okay. If he breaks down the family.


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[Assistant] And that's what's been happening in America and the world.


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[Assistant] Galatians 5.23 talks about the fruit of the Holy Spirit.


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[Assistant] That's what you need to do. Start putting that in your life.


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[Assistant] Kindness, love, peace, joy, goodness, brotherly love, all the, all the good thing. Whatever you've got like selfishness, throw that out and bring in self, excuse me, self control. Okay. It's also from the fruit of the spirit, but hey, put the good stuff in your life. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, I think I'm out anyway. I'm, I'm in San Antonio, Texas. What are you doing over there? Unplugged. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] It's literally just swinging me around and it finally turned off. It's the only thing that saved me. My weight turned it off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you, when you sound like a bunch of bumblebees or humming.


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[Assistant] Whenever I put it down, crank the motor up and say, I'm going in and going to the banks, too much electricity in the air.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that's why I want people to have to tell me, do you ever have a bear hunted?


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[Assistant] I said nope, I made it rude when I was a young kid. And if that wasn't rude, I don't hunt nothing that will hunt me back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like you talking about, they, they hunt grizzly bears with the boat. That's, you know, he's like bear with the polar bear, grizzly and the polar bear, the two biggest and baddest. Okay.


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[Assistant] You're still huntin' a, huntin' a grizzly bear with a string, stickin' string. Nope, thank you.


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[Assistant] Any thing that can then just can make one swipe with his paw and break a moose's neck and then eat him?


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[Assistant] What are you talking about? I like when he forks a gunfire in the wounds in his beard.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, cause he lit it to like, cauterize the wound.


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[Assistant] No, my pain is the tolerance level is zipped. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh that's right, we got, we got, we got black bear problems.


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[Assistant] Well according to, to wagon train, okay, back in the days of wagon trains and Indians and cowboys and all that, you know, they used, Indians used them, they're grease, okay, they're fat.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And they grazed their body and it kept all the, like the bugs and the nap and mosquitoes and all that.


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[Assistant] You keep the mosquitoes and all that off of you.


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[Assistant] That's how they said a bear, a bear. I'm going to give him a bear.


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[Assistant] Well, I tried bare meat in Arkansas when I was a teenager hauling, uh, alfalfa hay up there to a farm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That wasn't, that wasn't, it was, it was stout tasting. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It was, yeah, it was really, I didn't care for it. We had caribou.


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[Assistant] No, no, I don't think he's really a, a meat corner bar. He's like, you know, he's like, he eats a lot of berries and grass. I think so.


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[Assistant] Cause up there in Alaska, when you, you know, up there, you got it when you're picking blueberries.


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[Assistant] You gotta be always watching out for the grizzly bear cause they love blueberries. They eat a lot of what they do. They'll brush the old rotten log apart. They eat a lot of grubs and junk like that.


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[Assistant] Well, that, you know, baird there in Tinsall Parish, the bairds are, you know.


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[Assistant] Well they're bad on, now that, that's a different feeder. That thing weighs what? Probably a stone. What's the weight of that?


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[Assistant] And he knocked it out. And not only did he knock it over, he ate the 400 pounds.


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[Assistant] Some kind of fly in the woods, him and Dan.


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[Assistant] Well no no, so hey, it got so bad, Phil said, well hand it here and let me, so he sprayed it down where he went deer hunting the next, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he had it sprayed it out, you know, when he got the woods, when sitting on deer stand and he had walked to the deer stand, climbed up it. Okay. And he sees something moving, coming toward him. Well, it's three raccoons.


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[Assistant] They followed him, slammed to the deer stand, climbed up the steps. Okay. And are in getting in front of the right up there on the last step.


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[Assistant] Hey, you don't want to wear Victoria's Secret. The bear may come to, you know, come to your deer thing. The bear may be attracted to you. They may attract the bear.


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[Assistant] I get pillow, pillowcases, sheets. Okay. They ain't got a set of towels. They got some awesome, awesome slippers. The towels are not a little thin type. They're real soft and thick tight. Okay. That actually can dry your body off for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] We'd meet, you know, I remember, you know, I'm going to be up there on Epstein deer hunt, you know? Well, look, he'd come out and when he stepped out of the truck, he'd spray himself down with, you know, I don't know what the name of the, you know, if February, whatever it was, you know, spring, spring season or whatever, y'all. And then, Hey, we're in the deadline and we're here.


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[Assistant] Then a six point come walking up, shot him, missed him, and he said, I finally killed that four point I've got in the back of my truck. Every time he'd go, he would kill a buck.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, we was duckin'. Yeaah, we was in the blind. I mean, he literally...


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[Assistant] But then when we come up here, he said, well, we said, well, you shot about eight times. Did you kill anything? He said, yeah, I finally killed a four point. Finally.


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[Assistant] He said, Hey, look, you boys are getting, he said, you boys gang ain't got much of a stand power here. You got to ride the whole ride. We got a business too.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause Murray, Murray, they found a moon rock. The history. That's what I heard. It's cool looking.


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[Assistant] You know, it got, yeah, it's like diamonds all in it's shining when they cut it with that saw, whatever they use, but it brought that thing to life. What's that thing worth? 50. He said $50,000. Really? 24 pounds and it's worth about 50 grand.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's when we had, we had three, three rounds in one, and it was right there in the middle of the lake and we were facing.


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[Assistant] Facing west, we have one that face west, we have one portrait face south, and we have one portrait face north. And it was a full, full blind.


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[Assistant] You can sleep four grown men. We had a kitchen and all that in it.


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[Assistant] So we go in there, we're in the blind by about 4.30 in the morning, y'all. We've been sitting there and hey, it's all right out.


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[Assistant] Legal shooting hours is over about five o'clock. So it's five minutes to five. Okay, so alright, I've had enough.


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[Assistant] All day, all day, all day where you said, Phil said, I heard enough for load up. So we get in the boat and that one, we pull in the buck brush when you got the boat.


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[Assistant] You know, all day in the front, so we waiting on the front head, it didn't. So look, it's five minutes till Phil said, I've had enough of boys loaded up, you know, so they get the boat come back. We get in the boat and as soon as we get out of the blind and get right where the buck brush starts, where we're going to park the boat on the shed.


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[Assistant] We look back and one hundred mallards. Just cup and cup and doing this. In the deco. In the deco.


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[Assistant] And Phil just shut the motor off. He said, boys, he said, we done sit here all day long. He said, somebody ought to take the brake lamp off and just beat me half to death. He said, we done sit here.


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[Assistant] You stop it stupid. He said, why didn't we just wait five minutes?


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[Assistant] No, no, I've always, I've always sit back and watch.


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[Assistant] I can't even come up with that much to talk on the phone about. Oh my goodness. It never stops. And you're saying.


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[Assistant] You know, with phones, no sir. It, you know, daddy had like I told my daddy had three words. Hello. Yep. Bye. Yeah, that's it.


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[Assistant] And then follow teachers instructions. Practice makes perfect.


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[Assistant] Hey, here's the deal. Okay. We're all too hard on ourselves. Okay. You got to realize when Jesus said, okay, I'll wipe the use the sheet of paper.


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[Assistant] Once you're writing on it, okay? Jesus wipes that clean. Okay? He's forgiven you. Okay? Now you need to forgive yourself.


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[Assistant] Which is hard to do. Yeah, which is hard to do cause you always say, well golly, I done done it again.


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[Assistant] So hey, learn to forgive yourself. The Lord has already forgave you. Okay?


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[Assistant] And he's, he's big enough that if he says, hey, I've forgotten it. Cause a lot of people tell you, well, well, hey, I forgive you, but I ain't going to forget it.


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[Assistant] Well, if you ain't gonna forget it, then you didn't, you didn't forgive me. You know?


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[Assistant] It's one of them deals. So hey, forgive yourself and then move on because hey, we're all going to do stuff that we know when we're doing it. This is wrong. What am I doing?


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[Assistant] So, Hey, forgive yourself. Stop being so hard on yourself and just move on. Always focus on Jesus. Okay. He's already forgiven. Forgive yourself. The guilt's gone. All that's gone. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, I heard a rumor. Your wife actually talked you into getting your hair cut?


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[Assistant] So are you ready to get in the truck and head south? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, the Cajuns, they cook and eat all of them.


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[Assistant] With some cheese. With some cheese always. Gotta have some cheese boys. Yup. Sausage, Budan, cheese.


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[Assistant] Pretty impressive, but the bonus chicken thigh was the greatest thing ever invented. I like it.


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[Assistant] That's it, Si's favorite place on planet earth. He did say that's where he would move. If he had the real. That's his.


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[Assistant] Now, so me and me and Cy are gonna hop in that rig and head to Venice, but I've always said, Cy, that if my wife ever decides to up an R-U-N-N-O-F-T.


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[Assistant] What if somebody came up with a news channel and the only news they reported was good, was positive news.


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[Assistant] Cause there's plenty of it, hey. There's news on the TV.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's a lot of good going on, but it's definitely.


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[Assistant] But what a, what a concept that is.


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[Assistant] That's real. That's awesome. That's real. That's real boy. There's the good news. That's good news. And I found some more good news. Y'all want to hear it? Oh yes. Put it on. The nature boy, Ric Flair.


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[Assistant] The bucks the other night. Yeah, I ain't watching no ball playing.


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[Assistant] That white barbecue sauce, they call it Alabama white sauce.


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[Assistant] I'm in on North Carolina. But the Alabama white sauce is uh, mayonnaise, uh, apple cider vinegar, Worcestershire. I like all these. And a lot of black pepper. Black pepper, cayenne pepper. Oh, I'm in.


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[Assistant] I bet I went to one in the eight when I was in the Azores. Did you? Yeah, it was pretty intense.


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[Assistant] That boy looked like he was looking for something to eat.


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[Assistant] That was a, that was a disco in New York city, but it, it, I did not know that, but it does not surprise me at all.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you this, one of the toughest jobs in America is to be the boatman when Jace Robertson is on the front of the boat, frog hunting.


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[Assistant] Oh, we sat on the runway the other day for an hour. Waiting for somebody to pull you up to the gate. No, no.


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[Assistant] We're gonna, we're gonna sit here for a while. I don't mind stuff like that. I do. All the cows coming off, we need a mechanic. I don't wanna fly through that.


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[Assistant] Oh man. I'm confused. If we're going to Texas, let's just go on and go. That's right, let's go. That's what Gus says.


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[Assistant] Now I have a mechanical malfunction, which I don't mind them delays.


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[Assistant] But, I had a quick connection in Atlanta, which we call the Hotel California. Cause you get in there, you might not get out.


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[Assistant] You know, I figured if they was a little trouble, then you gotta wait on the valet, bring it to you, and you might not make it. Oh, you don't make it, and it don't make it.


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[Assistant] And then I got, I flew into Atlanta where I was just going to Columbus which is an hour and a half away.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I got this, some kind of drive, and it's like, what was that called? Groon. Groon.


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[Assistant] I finally thought, cause I'd never tried to get out of that line of airport, I'd just go on to different gates.


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[Assistant] So I'm figuring out how to get out of that place. And I get out, and the thing's going that way.


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[Assistant] So then a nuttin' pulls up about 50 minutes later.


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[Assistant] And uh, it says Columbus on it. Oh, that was the prettiest sight I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] But, and I would go up there, he said, what's your name? I said, John Goblin. He said, I ain't got you on my list.


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[Assistant] I said, well, I can't get on. He said, yeah, but just hold on a minute. So, but still no luggage.


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[Assistant] Got me up there to get somebody and, but there wasn't nobody up there, but he was, they was all very helpful. We finally called and the guy come out, got my bag and boy, I went and got me a steak with a handle.


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[Assistant] Hey, if you got eight hours or less, drive.


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[Assistant] Well, but let me tell you what you can't count on, a room.


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[Assistant] People have been let out of their house. Hattiesburg. It's time to lit and there's still no planes. Yes sir, everybody's excited. Hey look, the best thing about flying right now, no mask.


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[Assistant] That's like Hawaii, you can't laugh out loud over there. What? You can't laugh out loud. Where? Why? You gotta have to do Aloha.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, where did they fry the first doughnut? Hold on.


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[Assistant] What if there's a shark in the plane when he pulls up there and starts and gets him little cheeks?


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[Assistant] Just drone it up there. I guess a drone is a...


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[Assistant] Hey, I seen one toting a 50 pound bag or something loading in this truck. It was some seed or something.


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[Assistant] A drone was? Yes, a guy was working out in the field in his truck and his drone was coming across and he caught the bag and unloaded it. I don't know how many times it done that.


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[Assistant] Nah, I thought you said... He gets it now. It takes one.


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[Assistant] You hear what he just said? What? They sitting there at the breakfast table with the crossword, uh, newspaper. Yeaah. And now they tell us to put our phones down when we eat.


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[Assistant] You know why that is? That's because we look through them thickets all time for critters.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's exactly right. Bourget. Yeah, Bourget. I know who you're talking about. Yep. Bourget.


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[Assistant] I got Goblin picked up for 50 bucks at the Atlanta airport. Droom.


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[Assistant] And then me, so I picked Goblin up from that place and then we go fishing. Well, Goblin gets on Ike tail the whole time. He's trying to fish. No, I mean he just mad, you know, just, and I get it. Like that's an uneasy feeling.


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[Assistant] Especially when you're a man like him, got the CPAP deal going.


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[Assistant] You know, you need that thing to go to sleep. So finally, he said, get up here and drive this thing.


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[Assistant] So I, I, I got up there and got to fishing. He got on hold. Well, he, he sat there about an hour on hold.


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[Assistant] And then he said, well, my phone just sent me an update, said my bag's coming. Should I hang up? I said, absolutely not. You done been in it this long son, just ride it to the end.


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[Assistant] And he finally got somebody that was helpful. We got this bag. Very helpful.


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[Assistant] Then we went and got a steak with a handle and life was okay.


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[Assistant] I left here yesterday, had to go pick Brittany up in Shreveport.


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[Assistant] Stone went too far down that jet bridge. If you're gonna hold the plane, you gotta stop right past the ticket counter. I've done it.


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[Assistant] Especially right now. I agree with that right now. Yep, for sure. It's terrible.


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[Assistant] You get to, you get from point A to point B. Cause we always got a connection. We don't ever get to go. That didn't help me.


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[Assistant] Well, let's pay for this show. Let's take a break. We'll be back after this.


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[Assistant] You know what's uncomfortable is when you're an employee and you get, you get tasked.


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[Assistant] With roasting your boss. That's why I quit, so I could roast him. But, I mean, the whole time I'm sitting there, I'm like, well, I'ma get fired.


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[Assistant] I'm going to have to go see HR over this deal. Like if I tell the real stories, we're in trouble.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, that's what we did because I didn't want to have to go see our HR department, but if you are a small business and don't have an HR department, do we have something for you? Our friends over at Bambi are specifically designed with a small business in mind. They make it where you don't have to have an HR department. You can.


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[Assistant] It's an HR platform built for small businesses just like yours so you can automate the most important HR practices and get your own dedicated HR manager.


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[Assistant] And guide you to compliance available by phone, email or real time chat and in-house HR manager.


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[Assistant] Absolutely way cheaper because it's only $99 a month.


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[Assistant] For your free HR audit, spelled B-A-M-B-E-E dot com slash.


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[Assistant] It is goofy. I'm so glad I'm not flying right now. I'm home for the next little while. Going into hunker down mode a little bit with this new deal coming.


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[Assistant] But no, it's aggravating, man. Like you can't, I got, my flight got canceled that day for weather, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.


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[Assistant] Between here or Dallas. No, not one. And they just said,


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[Assistant] So then I pull up the radar, I'm like, was that plane coming from this one thunderstorm out here in New Mexico? Like...


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I think they found out the problem when you start mandating Americans to do things. I think they found out an issue that folks don't like to be told what to do.


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[Assistant] Give them the information and let them make their own decision.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking I'm about to learn something. Yeaah. Like, nah man, where? Greece. In Greece.


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[Assistant] Talk about you gotta mow the marb because it's supposed to rain or something like that. I'm so ready. I'm actually proud of you for wearing shoes. Look how flat that foot is. You can shoot marbles on that foot. That thing is so flat.


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[Assistant] They took the rest of his arch and put in St. Louis. I mean, it's unbelievable. There ain't a lick of it.


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[Assistant] He ain't scared of ice, he's scared of cold water. Cold water.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you. You know, you always think everybody gets a little dramatic about their fears and whatever.


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[Assistant] We was working out that day at the gym and the hot water went out, buddy.


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[Assistant] Cider made that joke his own. Laughing down low cause he's in Hawaii. Cider's gonna say that.


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[Assistant] Cause he's gonna say he's laughing real low cause he's in Hawaii.


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[Assistant] I think he has one. Oh does he? Let me look. We don't know. If not, we should make him.


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[Assistant] It's not a lot of fun. It's really good.


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[Assistant] Twitter is good for like keeping up with sports. If you're really into sports, and you need to know who got hurt or like what their prognosis is, it generally starts


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[Assistant] You know, Twitter went through that deal where they started kicking off people for saying stuff.


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[Assistant] And Mr. Musk didn't appreciate that. He says that- I'm with him on that. He says that free speech, what he say is-


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[Assistant] I don't remember what term he used, but basically it's required for a democracy.


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[Assistant] So, he said, you know what? I'll bet.


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[Assistant] Now the crazy thing is, if you took five dollars from every person in the world, you still couldn't pay what he paid. Think about that.


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[Assistant] Nah, that ain't real. That ain't real, boy. If y'all see Si on Twitter, don't worry, it ain't him. It ain't me. It's probably Big Hair, our producer over there.


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[Assistant] I don't tweet, I don't twitter, and I don't cell phone.


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[Assistant] I never knew what Twitter was until Duck Dynasty happened and they said y'all need to make a Twitter.


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[Assistant] They didn't tell I didn't know what it was cause my Twitter name was stupid.


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[Assistant] Well, that probably works out great. But you can't, if I change it, I lose all my other stuff. So I was like, I'll just roll with it. I don't use it anyway. They censor too many people, but not anymore. Cause Elon's back in town, baby.


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[Assistant] You know what's good about Elon, if he keeps to his deal.


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[Assistant] We ought to be able to get on there and talk about how much we love gas and diesel engines and hate electric cars. Yea.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying. I like everything. I do too. I just don't want nothing electric.


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[Assistant] That thing ain't close to being ready. My damp finder, my trailer motor. Yeah, that's fine. I'm down with- I don't want my big motor. I want gas. I want my big motor.


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[Assistant] You got alkaline batteries, that's all we have. We never had any idea what lithium was. Well alkaline, they start going low, you bang it a couple of times.


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[Assistant] You can't just, you know, you can't hit it a couple of times and make your remote work for the next six months.


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[Assistant] But you only get like 12 minutes of flight time.


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[Assistant] I gotta figure out where Goblin's internet is cause he finds stuff I have.


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[Assistant] If you find 50 million, can I get like 100 grand?


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[Assistant] Johnny D, I'm noticing a severe lack of movement about you today.


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[Assistant] See? And you know what? Our friends over at Movement, I guarantee you, when they were in Southern California in their apartment and they designed this stuff, they were like, we gon' make people stop. So we're gon' name it Movement. Boom! It's like the ultimate, like, what's the word? Oxymoron.


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[Assistant] These people say, whoa, that man looks good in those sunglasses. And they stop. But you keep moving. See, that's the cool thing about it. Look.


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[Assistant] Our friends over at Movement have expanded into blue light glasses, minimalist jewelry, and more style essentials that don't break the bank, all designed out of their California headquarters.


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[Assistant] From April 21st to May 6th to make sure you can get the perfect gift for mom from beautiful watches to find 18 karat jewelry.


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[Assistant] Si, how long you been wearing that watch? I couldn't tell you. And she's still ticking, right?


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[Assistant] Johnny D. glasses all the time. My wife actually took my blue light glasses so that it don't hurt her eyes whenever she's looking at the computer. Cause you know she on that baby registry bag hard now, so.


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[Assistant] Look, you can get quality modern watches for a fair price, super durable sunglasses with UV rated polarized lenses and timeless styles. Their premium blue light glasses will not only make you look great, but filter 90% of the most intense blue light rays from your digital screens. So you can scroll comfortably. They are the perfect gift for family and friends.


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[Assistant] Right now you shop up to 40% off for Mother's Day and save big on the perfect gift for mom. Join the movement by going to mvmt.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] I love wordle. So wordle is a game. It's a, it's a word game of five letter words. You get six guesses to get it right. And if you get the letter in the right place, it goes green.


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[Assistant] If you get the right letter but it's in the wrong place, it's yellow. And if it's wrong, there's nothing. Or it's gray or something, I don't know.


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[Assistant] What's it look like? Why I'll show you. There we go. So I said pick a five letter word. Johnny D you type it in. Hey, hold on. What's your, well, I want to know Martin's probably really good.


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[Assistant] That there is an S involved. But see what you don't want to do is to go and I'm just going to give you a little tip here. Alright. Don't start with double letters because you just, you kind of, you're trying to process elimination. You ain't got but six chances.


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[Assistant] I just use the same word until it's the word and then I find another one.


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[Assistant] My new starter is train. No, no, no. So now we're starting down the E. No, not E. Now you, another five letter word, you know, E is the second. The second letter S is in it.


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[Assistant] It's basically a crossword. That thing is, I've already played today and I don't even remember the word. I do. Do you? Yeah, I got that one. So, I need this. Oh, yeah, I do.


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[Assistant] A word with a? Yeah, it's the second letter. So like, enough.


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[Assistant] That's too many. That's too many. That's too many. That's too many. What about like, uh, I'm trying to do it without giving it away. Hey Bert. Who?


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[Assistant] Heart would be a good one, heart would be a good one. Yeah, there you go, heart. Try heart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so now you only have to change the middle letter. How do we know there's an S in it? Cause it's yellow. See, I told you. I told you before we got here, this would not be his jam.


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[Assistant] So, H-E blank S-T is what you're seeing from that.


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[Assistant] Si, the word is H E blank S T. That's what we know from what we're looking at. So what, what letter? I can't believe you can't figure this out.


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[Assistant] Say that again. I can't believe you can't. What's the word? Just tell me what the word is. H-E blank S-T.


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[Assistant] No, if it's green, it's in the right spot. If it's yellow, it's not. Have you ever


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[Assistant] Have you played Hurdle? What's Hurdle? It is with music. It's like name that tune.


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[Assistant] I've never even heard of this song, so it's...


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[Assistant] I know it, but I don't know that one. Godwin says I know it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my mom's that way. Not with a guitar, with a piano. She can hear it one time and she can play it by ear. I did not know that about your mom. I did not get that. Me neither. But my mother didn't either. If that's genetic, it ain't in this code.


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[Assistant] You know what else is magic? These brakes that keep appearing. They keep appearing.


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[Assistant] I just want to know the person that sits there and designs a crossword.


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[Assistant] And then you have to write the clues for them. So what comes first, the word or the clue?


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[Assistant] Watch a documentary on crossword puzzles. Cause I bet you were sitting there saying.


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[Assistant] And eating breakfast before school, I got the little section.


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[Assistant] Wait, I thought it was you couldn't see the forest.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. That thing's bad for you, son. It finally got her. Boy, if she'd have just read that morning, she would have made it to 95.


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[Assistant] And they ended on a price. That's right.


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[Assistant] I all love it. I all love it, boy. Alright, well let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Say when. Hi, we're back. Mailbag time, Johnny D. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. I found out who sent the 500.


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[Assistant] And whoever was nice enough to send me the...


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[Assistant] Wipes, diapers. Did you find out who it was? Oh, this is a different one.


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[Assistant] That showed up today. You need that. And the sleep mask.


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[Assistant] Whoever decided to call me two shot.


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[Assistant] Now your name's Two Shot, what was it yesterday, Big Guy? Big Martin. Big Martin! And then today was, it was addressed to Justin Two Shot Martin.


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[Assistant] Thank you, however, thank you very much, so. Hey, we seen the milkman on the way back from Florida. I told God when I said we need to run that sucker down, I said we got them twins. The milkman, baby.


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[Assistant] Yep, be gentle. You ain't gotta beat her over the head with nothing. Show her through your life. Show her through actions. Yeah, that's what it got to mean. Me too. Action speaks louder than words. The actions of these clowns I was in this duck call room with.


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[Assistant] If you, I mean I guess you probably enjoy football too. There's nothing saying you can't play both.


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[Assistant] And we don't know how good you are either. Yeah, looking back on it, I was a kid in high school, I quit playing baseball because I was like, man, this is all taking up too much time.


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[Assistant] That's the most time you ever got in your life, son. If you think you ain't got no time right now, just wait, buddy. Just wait. You got all the time you can stand right now. Trust me. So. Well, I didn't take a good look in the mirror.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, I, I got, I mean from her description of him, it sounds like there's no question in where he went.


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[Assistant] Like there's no, no wonder did, did Papal make it? You know from the sounds of it, you know Papal made it.


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[Assistant] So be sad. Grieve however you're going to grieve. There's no right way to grieve. There's no wrong way to grieve.


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[Assistant] I mean, hey, it sucks. It sucks hard, but not for them, for you. It don't suck for them. They win. And so will we, eventually.


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[Assistant] Not a game more than a game.


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[Assistant] So what's been going on? I only like two eggs. We've been eating snacks for the past 30 minutes. This is what's been going on. Yep. Because our friend Willinda


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[Assistant] She said thank you to Si and Stone for their service and just thank you for the podcast. She sometimes rewatches it and she sent us all sorts of goodies. And I needed a snack.


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[Assistant] She hasn't fished in a long time. Any recommendations for a good fishing pole for a lady?


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[Assistant] It's a hundred dollars proficiency or something like that. That's old. They got eight to ones now. They got eight to ones now?


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[Assistant] And a lot of fish. If it goes out again, you know where to find me. I'll come help offload a couple meals.


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[Assistant] Have you been fishing yet, sir? No. You're letting go.


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[Assistant] So I have fair weather fishermen. No.


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[Assistant] Martin, you know what the worst part of those storms was the other night? What's that? My wife wanted us to take shelter in a closet and I had to lay on the floor instead of on that beautiful helix mattress. You didn't drag your mattress in there? I took a couple pillows I have from them, but that's all I could fit in that closet. But boy would say, I mean, once you get used to it, you can't go back.


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[Assistant] We could do it, we could add dinner, and it'd be like medieval times, but with an ultrasound.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you really think about it, it really, yeah, it's, it's technology, man.


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[Assistant] Hey man, both of them things are fine. But I'm just not a reptile eater.


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[Assistant] Alligator's the only one where you're like, nope. Okay, this is good, but.


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[Assistant] Big ol'. Yeaah, I've never got that Louisiana part thing. I wonder if they eat crocker. Eat everything?


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[Assistant] Goblin lost power for two days and still had a generator and he scarred from it. This is not where you want to live without electricity.


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[Assistant] Watch this, we're going to send this break right. Throw one up, I'm going to catch it with my mouth. I'm going to break your teeth.


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[Assistant] Day of a man's life is the day he buys a boat, and the next best day of his life is the day he sells it.


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[Assistant] I thought we were about to start doing pyrotechnics here in the duck call room.


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[Assistant] I love it. Oh, peeling back the layers that is Miss Christine.


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[Assistant] Thank you. It don't matter. She gonna be mad. Look.


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[Assistant] One of our kids, I can't remember which one, they were like, hey, we'll be there in a minute to do the paint, the epidural, I think it's called. And you know, like that plastic on the side of the bed? My wife started clawing at that thing like she was trying to murder it.


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[Assistant] And she was just scratching at it and I was like, I gotta get out of this room. It was scary.


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[Assistant] Labor and delivery. God bless women everywhere though, cause I don't, I mean I'd just keel over and not make it through it.


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[Assistant] They are a twin or they have twin, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] I hope you're doing good up there in Pass-a-dum... Pass-a-dumb-keg. Pass-a-dumb-keg.


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[Assistant] Pass a dumb keg, man. That sounds like a party I went to. I don't, oh boy. Uhm, look, so she is a twin, she's got a brother, uhm, but so to not get em mixed up, cause when they're babies they look alike, they had, uh, they always wore different colored diapers.


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[Assistant] So you gotta buy two sets of diapers. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. That's fine. Like A Baby will have, John will have this diaper and David


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[Assistant] So, so I'm gonna have to send you this one because Rachel from Oklahoma, she sent an entire book.


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[Assistant] But that is because Rachel from Oklahoma has children, a five year old, a two year old, a 15 month old and a three and a half week old. So Rachel knows what she's talking about.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna send this all to Martin because there's, there's a lot of stuff in here, but it's mainly about taking care, your job is to take care of Brittany. Oh, a hundred percent. And ask her what she needs. A hundred percent.


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[Assistant] Go outside, is an important one she says. Yep. Get some sunshine. Give her, you gotta commit to like giving her 30 minutes a day to taking care of herself. Take a shower like just, oh, I'm


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[Assistant] Amen to that, you ain't gotta go there. The last one from Rachel that I thought was really good, or not the last, I mean, she sent.


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[Assistant] But one that I thought was really good is tell her how great she is doing all the time.


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[Assistant] I got one more from Adam. Adam from Mississippi says congratulations. He has three kids, two of which are twins, and he heard you wanted some tips. He says, you gotta have a schedule, but this is the part that got me.


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[Assistant] Twins will go in opposite directions every chance they get.


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[Assistant] That's kind of funny to think about because you think they'll all be in the same stuff, but he's saying.


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[Assistant] You gotta be ready. Divide and conquer. Also, be CPR certified, are you?


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[Assistant] I had to tell you in college. So he knows what he's doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, I got a bunch. I'm probably just going to have to sit down and forward you all of them. But to all the twins out there, including Chris from El Dorado, he's got two twins that are two and a half years old.


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[Assistant] Uh, he said start sleeping and start buying diapers. That's his advice.


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[Assistant] I'm counting down. We're going to have a special episode from the waiting room.


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[Assistant] In, in, in honor of just, we do everything in twos now, I got two emails today. Oh, okay. Twin emails, both from people asking for advice. Also, I lost one. Found it again. Alright, help!


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[Assistant] Hey y'all, my name is Benjamin. I'm 16 from Michigan and I have a problem. Benjamin from Michigan. Benjamin from Michigan has a problem.


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[Assistant] I'm a cowboy in a state that doesn't have very many real cowgirls.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to find someone that has the same interests as me. Horses, working outside, roping cows. He's a Christian and isn't afraid of hard work. There's a lot of girls around but none have the same interests. I thought I'd ask one of the great cowboys, Uncle Si, about my situation. I think you're confused about Uncle Si being a cowboy.


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[Assistant] So what is our advice? He'd love it if we answered on the show. My man's looking for a cowgirl in Michigan and he can't find one.


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[Assistant] That's a good point. Hey man, the Broken Horn Rodeo is in Fowlerville, Michigan on July 29th. You need to head that way, sir.


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[Assistant] There you go. But Michigan's weird cause there's two of them.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I like that advice.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, there's your advice, Benjamin. Go the rodeo and hang out at the back and 16 women are going to come out pretty quick.


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[Assistant] Alright, Jerry emails in. We don't know where Jerry's from, although I wish we did. Uh, he has something that's been laying heavy on him.


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[Assistant] It's come to the point where my girlfriend and I are ready to take the next step, aka get married. But, I haven't finished school yet, parentheses, and she has.


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[Assistant] They both love the Lord and want to do it his way. He just wants some advice on how to tell her dad all this.


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[Assistant] Junior in college? And then changed my major, so I wasn't even a junior. I was like back to a sophomore. But also...


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[Assistant] I worked 40 hours a week at breakfast time at a grocery store and my wife worked at a Red Lobster. So.


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[Assistant] You know, it's, if you want to get married that young and you want to be in school, there's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] Breaks are rarely breaks in college. They're just...


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[Assistant] But if you go to him and say, Hey man, I want to marry your daughter. I'm going to take a break from this school thing for a minute. And then once life's all right, then once everything's perfect, then we're, I'll go back to school. That's, that's not going to work. He's not going to like that.


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[Assistant] As, but as for this, you just need to take off in odd direction, whether it's marriage and working your butt off. That's fine. Or finish school and then get married. Oh, they're fine.


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[Assistant] But if you got something you see that you want to go do, go do it. A lot of money to be made without a college education.


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[Assistant] But there you go. There's my advice. There's size advice. Ah, you can find all your answers at the rodeo and not necessarily college.


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[Assistant] Alright, so today's Bible verse, I'm just going, my dad sends me a Bible verse every morning, 528.


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[Assistant] But 5 28th this morning, I got, I was still asleep, but my dad was awake. Uh, Psalms 138.7, though I walk in the midst of trouble, you preserve my life. You stretch out your hand against the anger of my foes with your right hand. You see me. God's for you and he's always with you. Yep. Remember that.


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[Assistant] We just went live on Instagram asking for topics.


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[Assistant] Sy's worst nightmare was a good one. Sy, what is your worst nightmare? It's gotta involve snakes.


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[Assistant] And I've seen all kinds of chicken snakes. This was a point I was going to get to.


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[Assistant] It's like those two snakes are rat snakes, and so they're...


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[Assistant] Scale pattern on their belly allows them to climb because they can grip and go vertically.


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[Assistant] But they're, they're one of the only families of snakes that have that ability. The rest of them have to have a way to get up.


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[Assistant] And that's about 30 minutes before you should have got up anyway. That's where all mine are. Wake up in a panic thinking I'm late. You late and everybody's gone and you ain't got a way to get to the duck blast. And it's even 30 minutes before you was gonna wake up.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking you done found a bad batch of mushrooms. No, no, no, no. I know, but I'm just saying if I'm him.


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[Assistant] All you had to do was turn the lights off and go to bed. And I'd have never been none the wiser.


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[Assistant] I bet your neighbor answers that question of getting his door beat in by a guy wearing short shorts carrying a half a skillet of mac and cheese.


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[Assistant] I know. Cause if somebody did that to mine, I'd be like, ah, you gotta go.


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[Assistant] For the love of me, I wish Phil Robertson was your neighbor.


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[Assistant] Well, there you go. Worst nightmares right here. That's mine. Lived it. Let's, let's take our first break and we'll try to figure out what licensed therapist is listening to this and what all this means.


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[Assistant] Man, I wish like cell phone cameras were really good back then, cause that video's probably circulating somewhere.


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[Assistant] Nah, that's fine. Sy, the other thing that was brought up was said if you were on a deserted island. Uh oh. And could have one item.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's British? Yeah, come on, Herman. You're gonna have to go back to size heyday.


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[Assistant] Well, I would think that you could get that all as one setup. I don't know. Maybe not. If we're getting that specific.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I'm fishing pole with a jackhammer tied on it and I'm gonna take my chances in the salt water with it. Oh, you'd get some.


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[Assistant] We'd have to have a hundred pound test. That's fine. They didn't say we had no restriction. Sean, what you taking? Some Vienna sausage?


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[Assistant] That is something. You know what else or something? This break. Absolutely. Let's take it.


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[Assistant] What's kids on that, the lotty? Yeaah. Yeaah. Seems like Benz may be into it.


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[Assistant] I took an IQ test yesterday. What'd you make? 132.


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[Assistant] They did try to get me to buy the full report. That's what I'm talking about. I ain't doing that.


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[Assistant] They wanted to know how you forgive somebody.


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[Assistant] When you're really angry with them. That was one of them.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to figure out how to forgive the smile that just smashed my fingers.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So how do you do it, Si? That's hard. Forgiveness for somebody you're really mad at.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's good. Godwin, you ever been mad? Big man? Where you had to forgive somebody you didn't want to?


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[Assistant] No. I don't think those two are necessarily correlated. That's why I didn't ask you.


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[Assistant] Now you, yeaah, I agree, but you, you know, you can.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't think forgiveness equals forgetfulness. I don't, I don't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm saying forgetting what it did to you in that stage, but I'm saying like the next time that situation approaches you, you're like, yeah, I've seen this


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what, that's what I'm getting at. Not that, yeah, no, you forget the feelings and the emotions. You, you, you lay it at the feet of Jesus. You call it good.


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[Assistant] He's a silent killer. Get your blood pressure up, get everything up.


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[Assistant] That's a hard thing to do. That's the hardest part. Buddy, that's preaching right there. That's good.


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[Assistant] See, my mom's on that bag too. Because I, you know, we're staying with them now through the remodel. Yeah. And I got digging around up there looking for some Benadryl.


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[Assistant] You know where this still is? YouTube? Heck of a source of information. Yea, I know what I need.


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[Assistant] I ain't been mad about any meat they made in the sausage yet.


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[Assistant] That's a good base. There you go. But them things were good. Hey, that's good. So is the whole house on a diet now? Yea, more or less.