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[Assistant] He's my new bodyguard by the way. Is he? Yeah. Are you doing pretty good then? Yeah, I'm doing fine now. Do you feel safe? He's leveled up, huh? Do I feel safe? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It looked like a finger compared to his arm.


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[Assistant] And you want to talk about all the critters when he floats down there, they had for the hill.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And fail said duck hunt is a lot simpler and lot safer.


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[Assistant] What is the, uh, the most people you've wrestled at an event?


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[Assistant] Tiny does not like to lose. Okay, I figured that out early. Okay. This man does not like to lose and there's no give in him.


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[Assistant] The bed, the bed was just too soft. Mine's real firm.


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[Assistant] That's terrible. Phillip said, hey, I only got to out swim her. That's terrible. I have many questions.


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[Assistant] Just a giant albino sea turtle. Yeah, I don't know. That reminds me when we went to, done the, uh, duck dynasty in Hawaii and we was going out there and go try to surf. I'm sitting on my surfboard and guess what comes up right beside me.


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[Assistant] No, not tiny. She said, I've lived in this stupid ocean all my life. She said, what are you? She said, I've never seen that happen.


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[Assistant] That's weird. No, no weird feeling. Cause I patted him on the head. Cause he was right there against my board.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. He was friendly, or she was friendly.


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[Assistant] Right, I gotta ask a question. What was that word you used? Paraphala? Paraphala, yeaah. He couldn't say plethora. I'll show my ignorance here. I know no final word for paraphala.


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[Assistant] Ooh, I feel he's got that. He does! His body makes too much blood!


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[Assistant] And please donate blood, there's a shortage. Well no, he can't use his blood. It's too thick.


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[Assistant] Nope, nope, nope, it's not that. Too much lead, got lead poisoning. Nope, he got bit by a tick when he was young.


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[Assistant] Okay. You can't, he cannot use his blood for transitions.


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[Assistant] I apologize for laughing, but the way you said it. When he was talking to the doctor and the doctor said something about it, Phil said, well doc, look, that's the difference between a diesel and a, yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, he can't use it. I can't use it for transfusion. If you've been bit bout taken.


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[Assistant] The key, the key to this is, okay, if you're going to use that and learn to fish with it, is setting it to do the way you fish.


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[Assistant] Jesus, Jesus, people gotta need to understand, Jesus is the miracle. Yep. Okay.


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[Assistant] You gotta have Jesus Christ to save you, okay?


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[Assistant] Because you get the gift of the Holy Spirit when you believe in Him and obey what's commanded.


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[Assistant] Oh, you gonna get strapped, I'm proof of it, and so is old Jay Stone.


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[Assistant] What I've noticed is, I don't know that it would be sheer aggression, but it's competitiveness, like when me and Stone play against y'all.


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[Assistant] So once I was coming around the Robertsons and, uh, you know, we were playing different games, hearts, spades, dominoes, uh, what's the one with the bird, Al? Rook. Rook. We played rook. So, uh, me and Kevin McIntosh were playing against Wiley Bill Phillips and Al over at Al's house.


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[Assistant] So anyway, we're playing, and me and McIntosh get down to these guys, and look, Al's got a love language of sarcasm a little bit, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I said, boys, I said, I got to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. And I laid my cards down. Now they're waiting. They're like, okay, they're getting their drinks, you know, whatever it is. So I get to the bathroom, lock the door.


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[Assistant] Climb out the window, ease off in my car, and I didn't talk to him for two weeks.


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[Assistant] He's gonna win. Plus, he's thinking so far ahead of you. This is not, this is not checkers, it's chess. And Jase is way ahead of you. If you don't know that, when you look around and think who's the sucker at the table, it's you. You know that river.


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[Assistant] And uh, he said, I'm gonna spend a hundred dollars if I take my wife out to eat into the movie. He said, so she gets left behind and weeded out.


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[Assistant] And I'm going to spend this money going and playing poker. That's what makes me happy.


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[Assistant] Hey Jay, did you know that Christine gets a new outfit? I mean.


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[Assistant] He ain't gonna run out of stories. What, what is, what is Jace's, uh, infatuation with killing flies because


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[Assistant] Yesterday we were eating and he jumped up and killed a fly. I thought he was going to knock everything off the table.


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[Assistant] So I don't know if you know this, but, uh, 30 years ago, Al actually did, uh, my wedding. Oh, he married you and Alicia? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mike Kellett did. Mike and Susan Kellett. And I told Kellett, I said, hey, we made it 30 years, so you did a pretty good job.


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[Assistant] That's wild and, and you know, that's the first time I ever saw Phil. I mean the whole family was there and Phil was, they were there of course to see you, but, but uh, it was kind of neat seeing Phil kind of dressed up, you know, he showed up for it. Alright, let's get this thing going. I said, it's your son that's doing it.


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[Assistant] Si, when you were sick, if it wasn't for Jay, you wouldn't have made it through. Because I helped you, but it was because of Jay's strength. And, um, Jay, I appreciate everything you did back then for helping Si out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can go to TheAlamo.org and learn more about the projects that are going on here.


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[Assistant] Well, I for one am extremely grateful that y'all are back because they had, they had me reading commercial. That was not in my will. I don't like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, you got hurt? Well, I wouldn't say hurt, just injured. You know, it's just, it's part of the deal. It's part of it. That's part of my, it's part of my therapy.


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[Assistant] Well, I gotta tell you, I was really concerned about ol' Johnny D.


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[Assistant] But, but with everything bad comes something good. And from this.


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[Assistant] Johnny D has had an awakening of sorts. An awakening. Both of them did. Martin did too. He has committed to making a lifestyle change. He's coming to the House of Pain. I'm coming to the House of Pain. 6am every morning. I like that.


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[Assistant] But I can, I don't know about y'all, but I can tell a difference in size voice that cause since he's been doing that exercise.


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[Assistant] I can't wait, I can't wait till you get to church on Sunday and some little old lady comes up and says, you ungrateful. Oh, I hate it.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget that time we was at that, that swanky place in Mississippi and them, them old ladies brought out, brought outside food and put it in front of him. And, and, uh, so I said, what's that? She said chicken pot pie. So I just went.


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[Assistant] You cook for the Robertsons, you better have thick skin. Well, if you just do anything with them, you better have thick skin. If you get your fins hurt, do not even get close to it.


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[Assistant] Or you could be like me, my wife made a roast, dried it out. All I said was, it's a little dry. That was four years ago. She has not cooked the meal since. So, that can backfire.


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[Assistant] I paid for trail cam, bitches. It wasn't even hunting season.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Yeah. So there's been the panther sighting or I'm sorry, allegedly Mexican Jaguars sighting. And that's according to uncle Sam. The neighbor said he saw, uh, a wolf, a wolf. Yeah. Now we're.


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[Assistant] Or just a big husky. Either way, now I will say this, I went down there and I took a picture of it too. I found the biggest dog track I've ever found.


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[Assistant] So anyways, I've got the trap. Why did we display the trap on that? So a few weeks ago, we told the people that we were going to keep them updated on, on the duck commander YouTube, but there's no updates. The trap has been sitting there for what? Two weeks now? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nothing has even investigated that chicken. Cause we got a camera on it. Two weeks. Now if you would have built a chicken coop in the woods. They'd all be gone. They'd all be gone. So what's the difference?


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[Assistant] He's making, he's being vocal. Look, I got that chicken right next to a big overcooked tree in the shade. Uh, plenty of water, plenty of feed. It's still alive. That chicken's making all kinds of racket.


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[Assistant] I was watching some movie the other day and they were, they threw some, some guy they had need to get disposed of. They threw him to, to the pigs.


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[Assistant] Now you gotta make that log, the logs, that's about the same size. The log and the tree have to be the same size on the screen. And then you'll, you could be able to tell exactly how big that cat is.


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[Assistant] Mine's pretty clear. That's a house cat. The grass is taller than that cat. Alright, go to the next one.


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[Assistant] Boy, that's a nice buck. That is a big buck. I think that deer is huge. That's Godwin on all fours when Uncle Si holding the T-Jug.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not really clear. That thing is standing on two legs.


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[Assistant] I would say first things first, discipline at the table.


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[Assistant] Sugar is the enemy. If you are consuming sugar, you stop that and you will lose. If you're, say you're 80 pounds overweight, you will automatically lose 25 pounds just from not consuming sugar. So soft drinks. That's right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is going to take a beer. He said one thing is discipline.


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[Assistant] And Johnny D, I forgot to tell you one criteria that I have. If you're going to come work with me, you do not consume sugar for six weeks.


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[Assistant] Go to the bathroom. So, three good carbs, and I learned this from, uh, Monster Mike, world champion arm wrestler.


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[Assistant] He's pretty, he's, he's in shape. He's in shape. So sweet potatoes, brown rice, whole wheat bread, oatmeal, all good carbs, heart healthy carbs, and clean carbs is the way he put it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I eat oatmeal every morning. I eat whole wheat bread. This is without sugar. This is without sugar. And then for supper I try to do meat and vegetables. I like whole wheat bread. Yep.


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[Assistant] No, no, if you're, if you're really serious about losing some weight, just be disciplined with what you eat, get rid of the sugar and start there. And then once you get yourself to a manageable place, then you can start a workout regiment. And if you're, if I can say you work in your whole life.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you got, you can't do things like you used to. We, we all in the same boat. Uh, with some people more so than others, you know, you can, you can do stuff to get your cart going. That's not strenuous on your, on your legs. That's right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you got access to a pool, jump in a pool, doggy paddle back and forth.


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[Assistant] I like that. That's like, when I go to my therapy, they said, oh, you're going to play defense and learn how to escape for two years. Then we'll teach you a little offense. Okay. Two years. Just remember, defense wins championships. Stone's going to hurt me.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's right. Just be disciplined at the table. You'll be fine.


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[Assistant] So you had to change grown up diapers and what not.


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[Assistant] No, my good feeling is JD had that same thought that you did. I don't want to work that hard.


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[Assistant] Well look, I- So my advice, on the other hand, is to get out there and work hard.


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[Assistant] In high school, that is very impressive. So if you have the ability, if you have the cognitive ability to go to college, by all means go to college and get your degree.


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[Assistant] If you, if you have the ability, go to college. If you don't have the ability, there's money in sweat.


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[Assistant] This morning I was in a, I was reading in first Corinthians four and, uh, first thing I did, I tried to look at us at a news feed and made me want to throw up.


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[Assistant] So, and then I read, and then, uh, I've been going through the New Testament. I got the first Corinthians four and this, this is hits close to home this day and age.


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[Assistant] Talking about the church, the believers, we work hard with our own hands. When we are cursed, we bless. When we are persecuted, we endure it. When we are slandered, we answer kindly.


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[Assistant] We have become the scum of the earth, the garbage of the world.


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[Assistant] Right up to this moment. And with everything going on nowadays, uh, it almost seems like things are coming full circle.


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[Assistant] Back to this, where Christians are the ones being persecuted.


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[Assistant] For their beliefs, it's a sad state of affairs, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, where you been? I went, I went to.


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[Assistant] To a writer's camp. To a writer's camp? Yep, fishing for, uh, Mossback sent me and B&M and Jailfoot. Oh, okay, okay. Crappie Magnet. It was pretty cool. It's pretty up there. It was, uh. What lake was you on? What, Tomka? I was on Alabama River.


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[Assistant] Wattumpka? Wattumpka alabelle.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't stop under the bridge. You gotta be going pretty careful right there because the rock, the bedrock's come up. They said a meteor hit there. It's one of the biggest places in the United States for a meteor, finding meteors.


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[Assistant] In Watumpka, Alabama? Watumpka, Alabama. What does Watumpka mean? Oh, give me a second, give me a second. I don't know, it means lots of crappie, I know that.


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[Assistant] You gotta have jalapeno peppers. Goblin, where you at? Canadian bacon and mushrooms. Uh oh. Shocker, Goblin's got ham on something.


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[Assistant] What about a- You don't like salami. What about a cauliflower? Nope, crust, nope.


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[Assistant] You put some cauliflower in a casserole dish and pour a bunch of cheese on top of it. Yeah, okay. You can do that with anything. Pour cheese and bacon on it. Oh yeah, I'm sure it's terrible, you know.


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[Assistant] Duck call room first. Don't do it, people. You take a can of pineapple slices, poke holes in the bottom of the can, and throw it in there when you boil crawfish. And then throw it away.


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[Assistant] I tried that. No, that's good. I tried that dish. I just don't like pineapple. Sweet taters. Sweet taters.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what I thought too when somebody put peanut butter on it.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, she didn't wash him. She didn't wash him. Yes, she did.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see the headlines in another year. I bet you'll be hearing about him. Spend another $30,000.


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[Assistant] She wasn't, she wasn't at first. She always, she liked to shoot archery in the yard with me. And uh, she finally said, I think I


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[Assistant] I was, I was, uh, fortunate enough to go to a friend's place with Paula and we, he has a camp and we stayed a couple of days and, um, my wife's not one to be still. She's always


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[Assistant] And, uh, she started cleaning up the kitchen. My buddy said, no, don't do that. I have people do that. And she was like, well, we need to, he said, get over in that chair and take a nap. Well, she was, she finally settled down and, uh,


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[Assistant] Sitting in that chair, she did take a nap. She woke up, she looked over at me. She said, okay, I get it.


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[Assistant] But she told me something before that, that was, I'd never thought about it before. She thought, she said, I thought she went hunting to get away from me.


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[Assistant] I said no, that's just how I grew up. That's my heritage. That's what my dad taught me. That's just what we did. And uhm, now she understands all about it.


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[Assistant] Well, he'll know that by, like I said, take her out there in the woods in the summer. Take her scouting. Take her limmin' up deer, you know. Running trail cameras.


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[Assistant] Hello, greetings everybody. Now what I heard was the reason they wanted me to come up here. They needed somebody sweet on this podcast.


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[Assistant] Sigh, sigh, you can't, you're not supposed to laugh when you're talking to people.


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[Assistant] I did not say it. I'm saying people like him and all of y'all who've eaten my food will know I am


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[Assistant] God just made me an excellent pie maker. I make all my crust homemade. I want that noted.


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[Assistant] Cause I could see the skeleton bones. And thank you so much Cy for just changing clothes in my living room.


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[Assistant] And so I'd say, I'm in here. You know what he'd say? Well, you're just like my sister.


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[Assistant] I know, cause we've been together since he was, what, 11 or 12 years old.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And Sy was on all our dates, you know about that.


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[Assistant] You know what I ever thought I wanted like a brother? All that flew out the window.


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[Assistant] I was like, Phil, is he gonna come on all our dates?


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[Assistant] Well, I need him to help us because look what what it feels dates would be is we're going to go sain a pond and get all these little fish and little things to put on the trot lines. Well, I thought that was sounded fun, you know?


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[Assistant] So me and Sarah out there doing it, and then I said, Phil, I think something just touched my leg. It felt like a snake. It wouldn't be a snake. Oh, there ain't no snakes out here. Ain't no snakes.


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[Assistant] So naturally then they wouldn't believe me. So I guarantee I was out there with a snake, but he didn't bite me. But here we go with all that stuff. And then, we went back and sigh, you're gonna remember this, and if you don't, I'm gonna bop you in the head.


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[Assistant] Do you remember them long worms that were that long?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, well do you remember when you were gonna put em down my back and we ran through a whole corn field and you were chasing me and you finally caught me and stuck those stupid worms down my back. I never did forgive you for that.


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[Assistant] I was, I was 14 when I met Phil, and then when I took you to have Raisin, cause I'm telling you, here we were, all three of us, he's in the back seat, we're in the front seat.


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[Assistant] They ate, uh, they drank every one of them in one sitting.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you, I don't know if Phil loved me for my money, for the car, for the food.


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[Assistant] Or for me. I don't know. He liked it all.


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[Assistant] Do you not agree that Robertson and Jay's gonna agree with this too?


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[Assistant] You cannot make them do what they don't wanna do.


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[Assistant] And like me, I told Phil, I said, I want to hear, I'm sorry. He said, well Ari, I'm acting like that.


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[Assistant] Well, that extra char sure couldn't eat well. Or me, I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] Well, well, in a way that's true because when he was in Vietnam and I was pregnant with Jace.


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[Assistant] Phil wanted to say, why don't we, and this was in case something happened to Sarah, whatever, that we're gonna name him after him, Jason Silas Robertson.


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[Assistant] But then I did not know that that was gonna make Jason act like Sigh.


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[Assistant] But it really did. Everybody wants to know who I fussed with the most with my kids. The one that was named after Uncle Si.


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[Assistant] Well, that might have happened, but that might have happened like that. I don't remember.


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[Assistant] I wanna tell you, number one, you wanna know how Alan got his name?


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know how that all went down, so I remember some of it, but I know it's because...


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[Assistant] We wanted to name, uh, he said that, I don't remember how that all that went down at the end, but we did, named him after Scythe. Which was a mistake. And then, number three.


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[Assistant] Willie Jess was named because my daddy's name was Willie. Willie Ezell Carraway. That was my daddy. Your daddy's name was Willie.


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[Assistant] I know, so I'm opening up to America. And then...


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[Assistant] That's right. And Jess, I read a book and I heard, I read that book and I said, I like that name. So that's why we picked that name. Now the next one, Jules Jephthah Roberts. Okay. Jules came from a Huelbrenner, I think that's his name. He was an old movie star.


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[Assistant] Thank you! That's right, that's correct. We saw that movie, liked the name, so Phil wanted to name him that. And then Jephthah was somebody in the Robertson Older Back.


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[Assistant] Back generations, they had uh, I think he was like Judge or something. It was Jephthah was his name.


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[Assistant] And, and then we have our daughter Phyllis that was just named by somebody else because we didn't have her till she was 44.


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[Assistant] He was a hunter, fisherman, and all that stuff. See he, when uh, Phil met him when we dated, the first 9th grade, 14 years old, we dated. We started going together. I guess going steady, that's what you called it.


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[Assistant] So, I just like, what? And that's what he said. So we broke up.


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[Assistant] But he had met my dad, well then in May, my dad died, and he was 49 years old, had a, just a big massive heart attack.


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[Assistant] So I hadn't, I saw Phil at school and all that, but you know, he's uh, he's just being rude, so.


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[Assistant] My dad's funeral. And when I saw him, I was like, wow.


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[Assistant] And then he came over and talked to me and then he said, you want to go out Friday night? And I said, yeah. So that was it. And we were never apart again.


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[Assistant] So I was paddling and he told me to go under those trees. Cause he thinks it's fish under there cause he thought I'm jumping.


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[Assistant] So I go under the trees and what happens is the moss is there and then all of a sudden about a hundred spiders start running all over me. And I start screaming. He said shh, be quiet, you're gonna scare the fish away. I said I've got a hundred spiders on me.


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[Assistant] And I said I'm leaning back and I leaned back alright and flipped out of the boat.


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[Assistant] Really? Because, I mean, some things behind there, like, are good, and some were, I mean, I was the hard hand. And I wasn't even paid. In fact, I paid for everything.


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[Assistant] And so I was loved that kind of man. Cause my daddy was that kind of man. So I did love that.


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[Assistant] No, no, I was, I was a helper, but I, I, I mean he was, no, he didn't make me do stuff. He did the work, but he was, I loved to observe him and watch him and I loved all that. I just loved it.


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[Assistant] I know she's a miniature girl, but she is a tough fisherman hunter and you know she likes to bait.


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[Assistant] Every time she walks in my house, Phil's asked her to make a cake. That sour cream pound cake. She said okay. And she just goes in there and whips it up. I said, you want me to help you? She said, no, I can do it myself.


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[Assistant] I'ma tell you something, some man is gonna be the luckiest man on earth that gets hurt.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's scary now that he got so tough. But he really is strong and tough. I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] I'll say the one most like me. How about that? That don't mean it's a favorite. That's Jeptha. Jep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because he does have some of my characteristics. He will.


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[Assistant] He will be able to, you can make him do something that he started out to say he would do. None of the other Robertsons will do that. But Jeff.


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[Assistant] Can be bribed, talked into, loved, do everything and he will come down and do it.


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[Assistant] I'll ask her if she can do something and she'll say, well, let me see. I said, oh yeah, and I'm tipping too. Oh yeah, I can do it. What time? Where? When? What? What do you want me to do?


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[Assistant] Well, uh, quite often as I can. Now, Al and I are close. We talk really often.


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[Assistant] And then I called Jep. In fact, I talked to him three times yesterday.


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[Assistant] Uh, Willie, he's gotten nice because I think I scared him one time because I thought I was having a heart attack or something. And so now he answers more calls than he doesn't, you know, but then sometimes he's just off the grid. So that's when I call you.


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[Assistant] I mean I am his mother, you know. You would think he would answer. I gave him life. He should remember that. And, now Jason, I'd love to talk to him more, but again, he's too busy.


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[Assistant] And he's not a phone person or when he comes in, I say, can I get a hug? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. Like, Ooh, I have to endure this, but it's okay. She's my mom. She cooks good and all that. And I love him and he's, he's good, but he is not a talker.


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[Assistant] I do have the answer in my opinion of that. 15 years, Granny and Paul.


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[Assistant] Phil's mom and dad lived next to us, right side, right close. I mean, we could just walk there in two, in three minutes. Okay, they lived there. It was the raising of Jason.


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[Assistant] And Willie Jess and then Jep too. Right there the most. Alan was getting older so he wasn't just at our house all the time.


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[Assistant] But so we had a tier of, there's Granny and Paul up here, there's Kay and Phil here, and then the kids. So somehow, because Granny and Paul were above us in


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[Assistant] I don't know, respect or love. You know what I'm talking about? They were the older ones. They were the ones. So somehow, Jason and Willie, uhm, uh, let's see.


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[Assistant] No, uh, Jason and Willie, yeah, they were like granny and then first. So we're second. So somehow through that we became not their mom and dad, but we were their mom and dad, but they felt like they could just call us can feel because they had a higher.


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[Assistant] You know, grandmother and grandpa that were the most respected and the most, so we came down some from being like mom and dad and we just all was best friends, I guess.


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[Assistant] They call us that right now. Oh, okay. They do. But then Jep calls me, mom, and Alan does, and calls Phil dad, and then that's what they do.


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[Assistant] And I'm not upset about that. Everybody else is upset. I don't care.


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[Assistant] I mean, they love us. I know they would help us if we need it.


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[Assistant] And everything, and if they want to call me Phil and Kat, we don't, me and Phil, we do not care. We don't care.


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[Assistant] But they all turned out alright. We don't have enough time to talk about all that.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, what about the time when Jason...


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[Assistant] See, he was supposed to bring Willie home. This was when they were going to Pinecrest. Jason might have been going to Woodlawn. So he comes and Willie's not at the pick-up place that Jason said.


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[Assistant] So Jason asked his friend, where is he at? And they said he's across the street over there.


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[Assistant] And, and he said, why ain't he here for me to pick him up? They said, well, they were having a game of strip poker over there. And, and your brother seemed to want to get right in the middle of that. So Jason comes in, Willie don't have his shirt on and there's girls and boys playing. And I'm like, are you kidding me?


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[Assistant] Ah, they were like junior, uh, one was, Willie was like seventh grade, and Jason was ninth, I guess.


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[Assistant] I mean it's like Humpty Dumpty fell off and broke everything and then they put it back together again.


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[Assistant] So that all I can say is we got God to thank for putting them back together again. Cause I literally thought they were going to drive me crazy. And the night they locked me out of the house.


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[Assistant] They locked me out of the house. Now I don't remember what led up to that, but I was so mad and I was beating, beating on the thing and I missed the door and hit the little glass and broke it in my door.


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[Assistant] Well then I heard him say, oh no, she just broke the door, she's gonna kill us. So.


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[Assistant] Out the back door. And I took off chasing him. And I, I grabbed Phil's belt on the way out. And I said, I'm gonna whoop y'all till you can't even sit down.


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[Assistant] And I chased him up and down, finally got a hold of him, and I just had one at a time, and when I went to hit the belt with him, I had it slipped, and it turned around and I hit myself between the eyes with the buckle.


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[Assistant] And then I practically put my eyes out myself.


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[Assistant] Cause I was too mad, and sometimes parents don't get too mad when you whip, because you'll just hurt your own self.


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[Assistant] He was so sneaky that he made me think he was the angel of the world because you know how nice he was. And then all of a sudden he's the one that got them to started because they're only two and a half years apart.


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[Assistant] Jason and Willie, every Sunday for like three years, they got a whipping. Cause they had a fight in the car.


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[Assistant] And we were all in that station wagon that looked like the one on vacation. Christmas vacation and all that.


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[Assistant] You better shut up. Right now you're gonna get another whippin' when you get home. And then I saw when I yanked the other one's hair, then it said, don't look at me, don't look at me. And here they go. And every Sunday Phil had to take his belt off and whip him every Sunday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm going to tell you something that's so rude. I was a guest at your house and I couldn't even get a piece of chicken I wanted.


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[Assistant] That's what Phil does, and I said, Phil, the bagistas should go first. He said, well, let me show them how to do it. Like, they don't know how to fix their own things.


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[Assistant] Uh, guy that, I mean, I know he plays football and all of that, but I mean, he doesn't have any manners.


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[Assistant] And he, and with everything, you pay for everything, why would you even want to hook up with him? I said, well, he's kind of a pioneer man, and I like him, and...


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[Assistant] You know what? She said, well, this is the worst thing I've ever heard. She said, I'm just going to tell you. And I said, and the more you talk against him, the more I'm going to like it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well I'm glad my grandmother taught me to fight for my marriage cause that's what I did. And I'm glad I did. But I'm telling you, we had some rough times cause look, I was raised rich, he was raised poor.


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[Assistant] But now he's very intelligent, but he'll say I'm a C plus man, but that's a story.


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[Assistant] He's smarter than a C plus. I'm the C plus on down girl.


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[Assistant] I wasn't the best tutor in the class, but I was the nicest girl at school.


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[Assistant] And I was nice to people and I have a lot of good qualities. But books are not one of them.


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[Assistant] It's a big question, but here's what I'll give them, uh, just kind of, uh, the truth, but it's not going to be in one thing.


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[Assistant] I fell in love with rolling out dough.


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[Assistant] You know, when I was with my grandmother, when I probably started this about three and a half or four years old. And I love to roll the dough. So which makes me love all my homemade pie crusts and whatever's in them.


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[Assistant] And then I love to make chicken and dumplings, which is a signature dish of mine.


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[Assistant] That people, I'll tell you right now, I just made a pot this big.


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[Assistant] They're going to Sadie and Christian with just had the new baby. That's going over there. Of course I had to take out Phil's part. And then.


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[Assistant] And he's bringing, uh, four people from Liberty that he goes to school with down to the Riverhouse, Willie's Riverhouse.


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[Assistant] So I asked, I said, what do you want to eat? I'll fix you whatever you want. Guess what he ordered? Chicken and dumplings. So I made it today and I'm making it tomorrow and it's all homemade.


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[Assistant] But I spent a whole lifetime perfecting that and my pie crust and my other, my other things, my, my cornbread and my fried cornbread and my hushpuppies and my


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[Assistant] My fried pie recipe, I would put it against anyone in the country, and I think I'd win.


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[Assistant] You know, now Jay and Phil mostly do a lot of the wild game cooking. You know, I can cook certain things of it, but I let them do what they can do, cause I want them to be in the kitchen.


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[Assistant] And look, here's what- something I make every year at Christmas. What about my homemade crawfish pie or homemade shrimp pie? I have the homemade crust, the most delicious middle, and the top crust.


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[Assistant] And it is seafood. Yeah. And I feel like you've heard that song.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, we put out the Creole food and we can do it well. And we used to go to restaurants when we went around selling duck calls and we would eat stuff and then we'd figure out what was in it and we got, went home and learned how to make it better.


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[Assistant] I can't believe I think, I can't think of the name of the cookbooks that I've used, but there's two or three that Cajun cookbooks that we do use from. And there was one that I booked, it's called Sweets, Sweets from Louisiana.


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[Assistant] And you know, it was just a whole bunch of ladies and they did different things. I got ideas from them. So I take ideas from other people's stuff and then mix it with stuff I've already learned. But the big thing you gotta know is you cannot.


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[Assistant] Make something and it's a mess, well throw it out and start over. You can't just say, well I'll never cook that again.


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[Assistant] I mean that's a loser, you know? You keep trying to go and do it till you get your best.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's also some good old Crisco in there in butter too. So here's one thing about my cooking. You may not be able to stand it all the time because it is a little rich. So you come over.


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[Assistant] That's why we got Jay though, whose physical training can take the weight right off of you. It may kill you doing it, but.


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[Assistant] I got the crust chilling in the uh, in the refrigerator. That is a yes. I can whip it out tonight.


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[Assistant] With my QB. Okay. So hi, I got up.


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[Assistant] A cubie is a, it's like a bicycle. Okay. But it's a, you set it on the floor and you work out in your, in your recliner.


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[Assistant] Nope. Nope. Does it have wheels? No, and it goes from a setting of one. Okay. The resistance one to eight. So I set mine halfway.


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[Assistant] I said, okay, how do I need to do this? I said, well, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do three, 10 a minute.


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[Assistant] Exercise, okay, y'all, of pedaling the QB. And then while I'm waiting,


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[Assistant] Relaxing, okay, I've got three pound weights in each hand and I do five repetitions, I mean five different things with 30 reps.


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[Assistant] Did you put him on that stone? No, no, no, no. He's the one that got me on it. Okay. Cause I said, well, I need to work out, get rid of this belly. Okay. He's self motivated. Okay. And I'm also eating oatmeal for breakfast. Okay.


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[Assistant] Heart healthy. For your cholesterol.


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[Assistant] Stone, now he gets up at 5 a.m. and does cardiac.


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[Assistant] Five minutes of relaxing, I'm actually doing the weight thing. Okay. Five different things. So.


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[Assistant] When I got through, I said, good grief. I told my woman, I said, Christine, turn that fan on, turn it over here. I said, I don't work up a sweat.


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[Assistant] You know, my t-shirt, the one I had on, I don't even remember what it was. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I was, I had this over there. I had my uncle stand over there. And Christine said, well, as you get done, you know, you need to get on your oxy. I didn't need to.


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[Assistant] I'm proud of you, I really am. He's 100% correct, okay. That's right. Yo, number one, I wanna kill that big ol' cap we got, okay.


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[Assistant] Right there. And I asked Thornus, what are you going to do when, when, how are you going to handle it when you get him, you know, to get him out?


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[Assistant] I don't know if the Jaguar is going to be dumb enough to come in there.


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh yeah, look, I'll say this true story. I read this. Okay. And.


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[Assistant] It took him 12, no, no, hold it, but it took him 12 years, but he got another picture of that cat.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed her being here. She's a good guest.


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[Assistant] We even discussed, you know, how everybody met, which was very interesting.


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[Assistant] That's the way I was in the military. But I stayed, everybody would look at me. Good.


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[Assistant] Custom built. Nice. Okay. We actually filmed the, the mounting of it, getting everything lined out, everything straight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's good. But anyways, uh, but we do have new guns and I can't wait. That's why I can't wait. That's why I'm getting in shape because I can't wait till deer season opens up.


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[Assistant] It's like the song, they're everywhere, they're everywhere. So that's why I'm saying, hey, there's big cats down here.


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[Assistant] You got hundreds of miles of timber and I'm mainly talking about the pine tree and we've got a lot of it in Louisiana. And look, I'm talking about, you can't even walk through it until they bring in a.


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[Assistant] Logging crew and cut you some lanes, otherwise, yeaah. So you can't tell me what's out there in them woods.


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[Assistant] Well, Texas ain't, ain't, you know, Texas, you know, y'all went over to Houston for blue wing tail hunting and talking about y'all like to get carried off with the mosquitoes.


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[Assistant] These things are beautiful. Handmade. Okay. Indian drums, handmade. Okay. They're made out of deer hide. Okay. For the, for the, what actually in, in.


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[Assistant] I'm actually thinking about buying one. I really am because it's a beautiful piece of, of actually, you know, they've handmade it for kind of.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it is, cause I ain't learned to get there yet. Hey.


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[Assistant] I am in the process of writing, me and a buddy of mine. No, no, of writing, it is a gospel song. And hey, if we finish it and get it recorded, it will be a number one.


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[Assistant] Now here's what I'll say about Samaritan Purse, okay?


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[Assistant] Okay, like you were talking about, John said, hey, he worked with them, okay. When the flood hit, everybody's flood house was flooded. They'd go in, tear out the carpet, tear out sheetrock, okay, spray for mold.


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[Assistant] Help em and then move stuff in and out, repair it, okay. Samaritan Purse is a first class operation, okay. It's God's people.


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[Assistant] Okay, representing Jesus here on earth and doing what needs to be done to help those that are in need.


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[Assistant] People who walk the walk and talk the talk, boys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do. Number one has got jeans on it and he's got the devil by, you know, choco boys. Choco.


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[Assistant] They're going down. But hey, look, John made a good point a while ago. Okay. About when we go out, look guys, you know, if you listen to your local news, okay.


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[Assistant] The media, all they ever report is bad stuff, so it'll give you a negative view of America. Hey look, America's still the greatest country in the world.


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[Assistant] Okay, and look, you know, and there's still a lot of good people out there. Okay. People that are doing good things for other people.


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[Assistant] It's not being reported, that's the bad thing. Okay, so hey, you know, cause when we're out, like John said, everywhere we go.


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[Assistant] There's good people helping other people that needs help. That's right. And that's, that's what America has always been about, especially the greatest generation ever, which was my father's generation. Okay. Because, and I'm going to tell you why they was the greatest generation. Okay.


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[Assistant] They, there's only really two commandments God gives the human race. That's to love him with all your strength, mind and body and soul. Okay. And then go horizontal and love your neighbor as yourself.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing why my dad and his people were the greater generation. They lived that daily.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm serious. They really did. That greater generation really did. They lived them to principles to the max. That's just the way they were for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the bad thing about what you're saying. Okay. It's impossible is that no one used when they invented the cell phone. It was invented for a good purpose. If your wife was on the road and the car broke down, she could call somebody to come and help her. Okay. But now nobody says hello.


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[Assistant] They don't talk on the phone anymore. It's become a computer, it's a typewriter. They text each other from time to time. The art of communication is going to the dog.


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[Assistant] And I said, Ronnie, they're getting a divorce. Okay. And I said, Ronnie, did you ever think that may be the reason you're getting a divorce is because you're sitting on one end of the couch. She's on the other and you're not talking to each other. You're texting on your phones for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't a pick-up line. Uh oh. No, no, I'm serious. It was a fact. What it was, what it was, okay, look, is every lady I ever dated, okay, we always had a good time and we laughed a lot.


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[Assistant] Okay, no, no, I'm serious. Okay. I am too. Cause most people, you know, they don't know how to have fun anymore. I'm serious. Yo.


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[Assistant] If you take yourself too seriously, okay.


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[Assistant] Number one, you're gonna be mad a lot because you're gonna do stupid stuff and it's gonna make you mad and you're gonna go around and be a sourpuss all your life.


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[Assistant] You're a human being, you're gonna make mistakes. Hey, learn to laugh at something that you've done that was stupid instead of getting angry. And then for two days, you're biting everybody's head off.


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[Assistant] Whatever, yeaah. Well, I, I, yeaah, I was, uh, but, you know, if, you know, no, I don't even want to go there. I was so bad, I stayed on the floor.


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[Assistant] And I was just beat up. I felt like I'd been beat over and run over all night long.


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[Assistant] They're socially awkward when it comes to real life. It's a lost art. Communication is becoming, it's gonna go like the dodo bird. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, me and the ladies had fun when we was out. We laughed a lot, had a good time.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, but here's my advice to you. This is the best advice, okay? You get you a very young yearling, okay? You know, maybe, what, three days old? And hey, then you may be able to ride him. Otherwise, hey, don't even do it.


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[Assistant] Hey, y'all just remind me, my wife told me today in the news, hey, they're flying, they're making flying cars nowadays.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She actually cut my hair a little bit and a beard trim. Yup. You know, at a spa. You went to a spa? XL. XL. Yeah. The XL spa.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. The last time I had to cut my hair was when I was in the military and that was in 1993.


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[Assistant] And I retired and hey, I ain't touched it since and that woman done it the other day for just a little bit in Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] Well, not only that, then Jason Robertson always, okay. I got to take a chainsaw to cut me a little hole where I stand because Jason Robertson puts a tree on top of where I stand.


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[Assistant] And then when you look, when you look on, on Jason's end and on Phil Robertson's end, guess what? Dan, a sticker brush on.


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[Assistant] Wide ball open area and then they always tell me who flared the duck and I said hey you need to have a mirror.


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[Assistant] Let me start this off. First of all, you didn't spend enough research on the boat you bought.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause it sounds like you bought a piece of junk. Okay, so next time do a little more research before you pay for the boat and then you won't be breaking down as often. They're all going to break down, but not as often. Yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] Well, the best one I've ever been involved in. Okay. And it didn't hit, he didn't hit nothing, but it's just amazing that he's got that. He's got fields, got a photo static memory. Got a six cents. Okay. Look.


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[Assistant] In the motor, 20 horse murky on a 14 foot duracraft. Okay. Wide open. No lights.


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[Assistant] He had run Cypress Creek wide open. Yeah, I was in there that morning. Okay. And I'm looking as we go by them.


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[Assistant] He's missing Cypress stump this big around. Oh yeah. Okay. I'm talking about six inches or less. Yes.


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[Assistant] You know, he can run that whole creek all the way up to the second slough, going in there and it's stumped everywhere.


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[Assistant] And never hit nothing. Yeah. In the dark. And I'm going, yeah.


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[Assistant] I always tell you as far as this concerns me in the morning when I get up, I put this in my mind. Okay. Today I'm going to be good and I'm going to treat everybody I run into right. Okay. Now I'm going to go to Proverbs chapter nine and see what the Almighty has to say about that. Let's see where we start here. Okay.


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[Assistant] Instruct a wise man, verse 9. Chapter 9, verse 9 of Proverbs.


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[Assistant] Instruct a wise man and he will be wiser still.


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[Assistant] Teach a righteous man and he will add to his learning.


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[Assistant] For through me, your days will be many, and your years and years will be added to your life.


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[Assistant] If you're wise, your wisdom will reward you.


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[Assistant] The Almighty has said, hey, I will add years to your life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that will be your reward. I will give you extra years. Which, hey, pretty cool of you to ask me. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] And we'll leave y'all with that thought, okay? As far as it is up to you.


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[Assistant] And the Almighty will look down on you and smile on you and add who knows how many years to your life.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you're healthy. I'm glad I'm healthy too. And I'm glad to be back in the duck call room. Look, how did, how did Kay treat y'all? We, we brought in a stand in and she, she ain't gonna take my job, is she? She might. She might. She was funny.


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[Assistant] Y'all gave her an hour to air all grievances without any rebuttal.


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[Assistant] Well, look, I'm glad to be back in here because your boy had that, had the stomach virus and, uh,


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[Assistant] Man, that's a good way to kickstart a diet if you want to, but other than that, that's about the only positive thing I can say about that thing. Good grief.


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[Assistant] Sorry, Brittany. Well, see, that's what's funny. Brittany was out with a sinus infection.


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[Assistant] And I had the stomach bug, the flu less. And we were in the same house and we had two totally different things there for about 48 hours.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know who brought it in here, but I think somebody brought it to both of us. Do you still have it? Cause no, he's good.


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[Assistant] Well I had my first one since the debacle yesterday, so you on the right schedule because you got it a day after me.


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[Assistant] I will say this was the first time in 10 years that I have run a fever period and it was misery. 24 hours of the fever. I don't need it, but that 24 hours of that fever was pure misery.


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[Assistant] I got about an hour's worth of sleep max that first night. I was like, you have got to be kidding me, man. But anyway, we're back here in the duck call room. Appreciate y'all tuning in. Look, if you're new to the channel.


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[Assistant] Uh, youtube.com slash duck call room. All one word. That's the only place you'll find us now. And if you're listening on the apps, be sure you leave us a nice little rating and review that way your friends can find us. We're glad to have you. And, uh, I suppose pretty soon we'll be announcing the winner of the zoom call. So, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad, see, thanks to y'all. Y'all cut those announcements down from like two and a half minutes to 30 seconds. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] And he stuck me, I'm talking about. But he was pretty. Oh, the uh, the pumpkin seed. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember the first time I found a fin in my finger. About two days later, I was like, I couldn't even touch nothing. I said, good lord, what is wrong with that thing?


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[Assistant] The puss started oozing out of it and then I finally said, oh, there's a foreign object in there. And then I pulled it out and it was the end of that fish's fin.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess he won, kinda. I mean, I won too, but.


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[Assistant] I like, I like where we're heading with this, but let's take a break and we'll dive in to the Robertson family hide.


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[Assistant] Huh? Go for it. Who is? The email guy. Oh, is he? Well, I can't guarantee you that Omega XL will help your topwater bass fishing game, but I can guarantee you your arm won't hurt near as much from jerking all day whenever you, whenever you work in that spook or anything else. Cause you know why, Sy?


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[Assistant] We've had so much fun doing this ad because people email in, Johnny D, we got a new email with a new Omega XL success story, didn't we?


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[Assistant] Hey look, it works for Scott and it can work for you too. Look, that's awesome. That is pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] So, the Robertson Family Hygiene is a, uh,


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[Assistant] Now forget Duck Season, the first time I met Phil Robertson.


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[Assistant] That's back before UTVs were a thing. We were still on them Hondas.


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[Assistant] I'm just like, and it can't be filled, like, he's a duck commander, like, he can't have a big deal, you know. I'm like, surely he don't smell like this.


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[Assistant] And the further we go, I'm like, oh, but that's rough. It's getting stronger. And then we get off and he's like, follow me through here. And I'm like, hold on now. I thought you said we didn't need boots.


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[Assistant] So I'm in my tennis shoes, well there we go, tromping through the mud.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, the more I walk, I realize that smell ain't going nowhere. And I said, that is fish.


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[Assistant] I just, I finally had to say something. He said, oh yeah, it's been about two, three days.


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[Assistant] And I was like, my goodness gracious, this boy, white t-shirt, camo pants and slip-on shoes going through knee-deep muck and mud. That's, and then we come home.


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[Assistant] All he does is drops his britches at the dro-, at the door. And he says, aw, Miss Kay will get to you. And then he goes and changes and puts another pair of britches on. He wouldn't go on long enough to shower. And we've been in, uh, just a mile of funk. And I'm like, well.


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[Assistant] I'm staying out of this conversation. Wait, are you, are you wearing the same underwear? No. Okay. No. Okay. At least we got, we got a step there. That's good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like this to be a PSA to any clothing manufacturers listening. If your britches don't stretch in 2021, change something. Cause all britches need to stretch.


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[Assistant] And out of the side is acting like he actually turns away. He just steps, he steps right up front.


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[Assistant] Their technology will go through their map your yard. Look through it.


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[Assistant] And my grass has never been greener. So, which is, you know, it's kind of been double edged sword this year because I put the Sunday stuff on it and then it won't quit raining. Well, rain and fertilizer equal really green grass that's hard to mow because it's just so that gum wet. But we're supposed to get it dry out here.


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[Assistant] And we're really going to see what the Sunday stuff will do. So it'll be good. Oh, it's going to look great. But anyway, so John David and I have been using it all spring and looking forward to it now that we're going into summer when your yard should be pristine. It's drying out here. So we'll really be able to report back even more, but everything I've used so far.


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[Assistant] Looks fantastic. Super easy to use. Easy to get the plan. They take all of the guesswork out of it.


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[Assistant] We're gonna help you, but all you have to do is visit GetSunday.com slash Duck and you'll get $20 off of your custom lawn plan at checkout. That's $20 off of your custom lawn plan at GetSunday.com slash


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[Assistant] I wish I'd have known y'all was going. I'd have got you at my grandma's. The trees are just loaded down with catapults.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the one fish that I, I, I prefer whole. Yep. As a bluegill. Yep. Cut his head off, gut him and fry him. Another, another way to do it. But you gotta cut him down that back bone so that meat lay open. That's right. Well, another way to do it.


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[Assistant] I know that that still was a while back. That's 15 years ago at this point. That's a big fish.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Yeah. If they're all dependent, it depends on how they're set up down there. It's, it's, it's interesting. Yeah. You and I idle over some of them and be like, no, they ain't ready. Just keep on going. They're too scattered. When they get in a pack.


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[Assistant] When they get in a pack, they're ready to eat. If they're kinda all scattered out. No, when they get in a pack, cause they like wolves, man. Fish are just like wolves in anything else. They hunt in a pack. And when they get out, the tighter they get,


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[Assistant] It is on, now the problem is you're going to catch about four or five of them and then they're going to come be right up under your butt in your lot. Well.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's over. Yeah, that's what happened. I busted the school, time to go.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's fun, man. Them offshore fish are fun. They're fun to figure out, but they are aggravating because you can zero or hero with the best of them.


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[Assistant] Look, here's what I know. If I'd have had Keeps when I was about 18, I may still have something up there, but I ain't got nothing up there now. So it is what it is. The good news is Keeps can help you. Keeps offers the same doctor recommended FDA approved hair loss treatment, but they're the generic version. So you only pay about half the cost.


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[Assistant] Fantastic deal. And these days aren't we always looking for a deal? There you go. One more thing you'll love about Keeps is you can do everything online. Answer a few easy questions, snap a few pics of your hair, and a licensed doctor will review your info and recommend the right hair loss treatment for you. Then it ships straight to your door. Why make trips to the doctor and a drugstore when you can do it all online from your couch?


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[Assistant] Let's get you started with a special discount. Go to keeps.com slash Robertson. That's K E E P S dot com slash Robertson for 50% off your first order of hair loss treatments. One more time. That is keeps.com slash Robertson.


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[Assistant] Don't, hey, it is what it is, guys. If you want to keep it, keep it. If you're too late, like your boy.


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[Assistant] Well look, that's good. You're giving old men hope. You saw who else gave old men hope yesterday, didn't you? Who's that?


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[Assistant] How about Phil Mickelson winning a major championship at 50?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that was a British open. When uh, when Stuart Sink took him down there at the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was 60 something. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But Keel, I said I've been to Keel when we were with, uh, Federal Ammunition.


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[Assistant] Kiley, Kiley had Willie out and that's back when I was kind of like Johnny D traveling everywhere with Willie. And, uh, they, they played golf at Kiowa and a couple of other places. And, uh, I just say this.


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[Assistant] How in the world do you get from here to there, like?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you gotta think about something. Them fish are cold too! No, in the grand scheme of things, you fishing in a lake and you fishing in this hole right here.


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[Assistant] Oh lord. Alright, well, let's take our last break. Ice fishing. Yep. We're gonna take our last break, we'll be right after this.


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[Assistant] Hi, we're back. Look, ladies and gentlemen, uh, this is our favorite time of the week. We're going to get in that hello at duckcallroom.com mailbox. But first, uh, I wanted to thank my man, Richard.


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[Assistant] Who sent us a whole bunch of pistachios and a big old bag of almonds. He, uh, he runs a place out there in California that grows pistachios.


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[Assistant] Thank you Richard, we appreciate you. Uh, Johnny D, what else you got?


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[Assistant] Well we can, well let's put that food back out there. Help me back.


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[Assistant] I don't think that raccoon's moving very quickly. No, yea he would, yea he would. I don't think that coon got a mean bone in his body. He laid up eating Oreos.


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[Assistant] There's also another guy that sent us, it's a kid from Kentucky who makes his own fishing baits that sent us some fishing baits a couple of weeks ago, but I've been out. So, uh, my bad, Graham. Thank you for the chatter bait. Uh, we do appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Well Maggie's dad. That's why the life expectancy back in was so low. Well no, hey. By the way, I'm just throwing that out there. Y'all's a lot dumber back in.


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[Assistant] I can appreciate, yeaah, well my father-in-law is one, so I can appreciate everything that they do for sure. Uh, that's cool man. Saved her life and then he gets to go to her graduation. That's awesome. Yeaah, when she was four.


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[Assistant] Great job Todd and great job Lashana for, for keeping, keeping up with everything. That's awesome. Good deal. Congratulations on graduation and all the graduates out there.


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[Assistant] It's pomp and circumstance time, so if, if you know somebody that graduated something, tell them we said congratulations. Way to stick it out. Whether it's kindergarten, high school, college, it don't matter. Congrats. You stuck it out. You made it.


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[Assistant] You know what I take from that? He was running with the only honest fisherman ever. Cause when he said, y'all got any fish, any other fisherman would have said, oh yea, we got em.


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[Assistant] Oh, alright. Well, our phone's ringing. That may be Jesus. We're out. Thank y'all for tuning in for another week here on the Duck Call Room. We're out. See ya!


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[Assistant] Well look boys, I'm going to have to apologize in advance here. Did you cut wind? No, well, I'm going to because about an hour ago I had a big plate of barbeque beans and some smoked ribs, so I'm going to apologize in advance.


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[Assistant] So, so let me, let me explain how the rib cooking goes when I do it, cause uh, it's a, it's a, the, the final product.


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[Assistant] To me, a baby back rib smoked to perfection, where it just pulls off that bone instead of...


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[Assistant] They call it the 2-2-1 method. You smoke them for two hours with your rub and everything. Uncovered. Uncovered. Okay. Uh, bone down. Yup. Okay, bone down. Then you wrap them in foil with some butter. Uh-oh. Meat down for two more hours.


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[Assistant] I have a little crush. You want to skin him. I mean, that's all you want. That brisket, he's a, he's a 24 hour. That's an all day.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know it. He'll get that stuff where it's so thick, it just leaves a residue in your mouth.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been, uh, it's been that time of year where.


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[Assistant] The river finally got off the property, so I've been going down the fields and, uh, I've been working the land for the past few days. All the women, they all...


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[Assistant] Cause we go to the beach, the whole family, Jace, Willie didn't go this year either, which is another reason I didn't go.


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[Assistant] They, they diagnosed it as a torn intercostal. Are you familiar with that?


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[Assistant] That hurt. That's right there. It did not tear all the way.


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[Assistant] This was, this was when he was in good health. Oh yeah. I heard it. I'll never forget it. I heard it. It was a pop, but I heard that same pop that two weeks ago I was training and uh, and injured. I thought, Ooh boy, that's rough. So I kept rolling around there for a little bit and I'm like, no, I ain't gonna make it. So it started feeling better about four days later. So I'm walking to the truck.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, I went to the ground, I went, when I sneezed, I heard that same pop I heard when Cy picked that ice chest, and when I sneezed, I went down to my knees, the pain was, it was like somebody had a knife in my side.


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[Assistant] Have you been to the doctor? No, because no, I have not. Uh, the orders I got not orders, but Phil does have a point. Phil told me that he does not go to the doctor unless he's bleeding from an orifice.


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[Assistant] So he said, if you got blood coming out of a hole, then you go to the doctor and anything else.


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[Assistant] No, it turns out it's a five to eight week recovery.


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[Assistant] So I had this injury. Now, the only thing halfway fun that happens at the beach is we play golf and I do, and I go fishing.


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[Assistant] I do that, uh, surf fishing, but you got those big spinning rigs. You walk out into the ocean, you reach way back and cast as far as you can.


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[Assistant] Right. It's fun. I enjoy it. Something I can't do here, obviously. So I can't cast a pole because of my injury. I can't swing a golf club because of that injury. So I was just going to be sitting there looking at the, looking at the water.


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[Assistant] So I had the perfect excuse to get out of it this time. Yeah, I'm not going. So I stayed put at the house and, uh, me and Phil been hanging out, riding around on tractors and whatnot. It's pretty good. Pretty good look.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm doing something this year I've never done. Maybe one of the listeners can help me out with it. Oh, I'm planting rice in water.


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[Assistant] In the backwaters, see the rivers up, so we got some backwater. I've been told, let it get down to about two or three inches. Sow your seed. Muck. Let it sit for about four or five days, and then pull the water off of it. So I'm gonna try it, I'm pretty sure.


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[Assistant] That's what you're up to. That's it. I'm planting rice in the back water. I'm gonna plant millet in the silt as soon as the water comes off on the higher ground. I got a full witter with some tracks on it. And, uh, I got Dan the butler on the back with a seeder. So.


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[Assistant] Not only that, it was stuck up to the cab, but it was also on a pipeline.


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[Assistant] I go out of my way to keep from riding in a rig with Phil.


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[Assistant] This is the Phil Robertson Pro Series Cup.


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[Assistant] This is the acrylic, uh, barreled version of it.


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[Assistant] It is modeled after the original DC-200 aka classic commander barrel. It's got the same shape. So this is acrylic with a nice band on it.


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[Assistant] And the one condition Phil gave me, we've been running it for about a year now, he said, you can put my name on it, but it's under one condition. I said, what's that? He said, it needs to be better than the one with Jace's name on it.


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[Assistant] Competition boys. So, so I said better. I said, how you make that better? He said, I'll make it a little bit louder, a little bit raspier. So I'll do a little demonstration for you. So you, you let me know what you think. All right. You ready? Yep.


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[Assistant] He said he walked in his garage the other day and, uh,


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[Assistant] They, the rat problem is they done, they done come out of that restaurant, come into his body shop. He turned the light on and he said he saw a rat laying on his work bench, bench pressing the wrench. Or bench pressing the ratchet. That's what he said. He said, I turned on the light, he rose up and threw that ratchet at me. Took off running.


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[Assistant] Number two, do not finance a vehicle for over three years. I like that. I like that. Do not. Because if you do, you'll find yourself as they say, upside down on your vehicle. So I say keep it to three years or less. That's my. And whatever you can afford.


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[Assistant] So, our power went out for a little while.


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[Assistant] So I drove by to check on Si, me and my wife, and I mean, there's nobody driving down the roads on Si's road. The mayor, the mayor of Philpott, I mean, that's what they call Si.


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[Assistant] So I, so I knock on the door and finally Ms. Christine comes to the door and she says, come on in, you know, we're sitting busy, how's everything going? We're fine, we're good. I said, where is Ty? What time of day is this? This is like one o'clock. He was at your house, you don't know? Oh no, he don't know. He was, he, look, I thought.


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[Assistant] It sounded like a bear in the back room. I said, what's going on? She said, oh, that's a sire back there sleeping.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, I have tried it. It was 20 below.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what else we did while we were there, but since we were there, we went ahead and got on the sled and rode the sled with the dogs. Dog sled. Awesome. That was probably the best part of the trip.


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[Assistant] He's rested up. Si's energy level is a little bit higher today, Martin. I can tell.


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[Assistant] Trust me when I tell you I've tried, I've tried to help Cy with all this stuff. You know? It won't work. It's not gonna work with him. It won't.


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[Assistant] I took tennis classes. I didn't get it. At Abilene Christian University.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're not real good with nurses and doctors and medical people.


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[Assistant] I did check into this story a little bit further and come to find out all the size days were running together.


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[Assistant] I thought Sy was gonna tell the story about when, when he was, uh, he sat out a trot line, him and some friends, and, and Sy kept hearing something, he said,


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[Assistant] That sound, that sound like an op right there, boys. Oh, I hear something else. They said, Si, we hear some splashing. Oh, that's a catfish on that one for sure. Alright, boys. No, that's a gar. Si is sound-fishing.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back to another Thursday, right? Thursday edition. Thursday edition. Thursday edition of the Duck Call Room right here, uh, on our YouTube channel. Look, if you're new to the channel, be sure you hit subscribe.


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[Assistant] If God, when we're here, I'd have him say, hit that bell, but Johnny D's here instead.


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[Assistant] Hit that bell, turn those notifications on, that way you can get all the notifications from when we upload stuff here on our YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] If you're not watching on YouTube, make sure you do subscribe. It's youtube.com slash.


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[Assistant] What are y'all dressed up for, Si? I mean, I think I know, but tell our listeners.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I mean, if that's your measuring stick, you, you will do fine. So, I mean, that's a, that's a good thing on party planning.


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[Assistant] No, no, look. I mean, there ain't but two people on the side of where you are. You and Nan.


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[Assistant] Not at all. Not at all. Okay. No. I mean, I worked here for eight years before I tried to figure out if we were friends or just, you know, I still don't know the true answer.


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[Assistant] The problem is, you have been typecast though. I mean, you can only be one character.


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[Assistant] I would, but I think you may be the last one.


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[Assistant] Well look, here's the deal. We're up, we're up against our first break. You've celebrated 50 years of marriage. Before we go out, what is your one piece of advice for 50 years?


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[Assistant] I like it. That's 50 years talking right there, folks. Listen to that. Let's take our first break. We'll be right back after this.


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[Assistant] I guarantee. Look, the cool thing about Helix is you go online, you take a quiz.


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[Assistant] And then, they basically pick a mattress for you. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. You tell them you want it soft, medium, firm, like a...


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[Assistant] Are you a back sleeper like myself? I sleep flat on my back. Are you a side sleeper like Si? I know he does. He's always got one hand under his head. Looks like a little kid. I love it. That's fantastic.


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[Assistant] Johnny D what kind of sleeper are you? Where are you at?


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[Assistant] All you have to do to try it out for yourself is go to helixsleep.com slash duck. Take the two minute sleep quiz and they'll match you with a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life. Helix is offering up to $200 off of all mattress orders and


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[Assistant] Two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com slash duck. That's helixsleep.com slash duck for up to $200 off and two free pillows.


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[Assistant] When you walked out of here last Thursday, or last Tuesday, whatever it was.


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[Assistant] You guaranteed us a win in the poker tournament. What happened? What happened in the poker tournament? Who took it down?


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[Assistant] Hey, that's worthy of, that's worthy of a donation, that's good. I hate you had to make three of them that quick, but you know, hey.


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[Assistant] I knew we'd, I knew we'd gone real far.


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[Assistant] When I stumbled upon a pair of underwear, it had my face on it. Eyes are right, butt cheek.


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[Assistant] Sigh got that front covered. Sigh got that front covered, but I was the right butt cheek. Where was Willie? He was up there on the front with him. Me and Galvin was flanking him. Me and Galvin each had a butt cheek back there, you know.


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[Assistant] I remember, I bought a cigarette lighter and I don't even smoke, but I bought a cigarette lighter that had my face on it and handed it to the cashier. I said, golly, that cat looks familiar.


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[Assistant] You know, and that cashier just looking at me like, huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he said, yeah, I mean, I can see it kind of beard, you know, and then he just handed me my Zippo. So yeah, I got me a, I got me a Zippo with my face on. I didn't even know I was on the darn thing, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's a sissy. He can't. He is a pretty sissy. He can't toad it. But he's, yeah, he's pretty.


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[Assistant] Because they're generally a bunch of them and they're flying in a real tight so that the noise is not spread out. Like a bunch of mallards will be all out here. The tail are going to be in a little tight wad, so it's going to be really loud because they're all together.


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[Assistant] Oh, well anyways, let's take another break. We'll be right after this. Right back.


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[Assistant] Oh! Oh, hey. Goodness! Well, you know what?


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[Assistant] More fans chiming in saying that it has helped them. I know we have one.


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[Assistant] Was in a car accident. Left us a comment last week. Said nothing else was working. They tried the Omega XL. Boom! You don't believe it for yourself. It's in our comments section. Look on the last one.


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[Assistant] So that's good enough for us. Look, we're going to pass you along this awesome offer. Let's get you started. Order Omega XL now and get a second bottle for free. Visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck or call


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[Assistant] Two bottles. And let us know what you think. Sure enough.


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[Assistant] It's the end of April. The next, Sy's got, April's a big month for Sy because. Birthday. Birthday. Next time we're gonna be singing him happy birthday on here. We're gonna probably get a lot of stuff in the mail.


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[Assistant] April. Yep. You, Phil, Willie, Missy. Who else? Benz. Benz. He's not a Robertson. Nah, but he can't. We had his birthday party yesterday. What y'all do for it?


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[Assistant] Sy, what do you want for your birthday? 73. You only turn it once. What do you want?


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[Assistant] Is it the one that made you race suit? Oh, okay, yeaah. I know who you're talking about. Our son used to work here. Yeaah, with the fingerless gloves.


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[Assistant] You gonna be buried in that coat? I doubt it.


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[Assistant] No, that's too expensive. Can I have it? Don't give it to him. Well I ain't got a way. You know why


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[Assistant] And if I touch it, he hits me. You can't hand a man something that makes racket and say don't play with it.


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[Assistant] You may know me as Evil Eye. And I said, Really? Did you make Rooster, Bull, Chicken, No Legs, Stanky, Slappy?


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[Assistant] 50, 29, 79, 89, 95 years of marriage between us.


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[Assistant] In a loofa form. That's right. And Taylor, that's why you forgot. No, no I didn't!


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[Assistant] You're getting britney for our anniversary? Please. What? A push mower. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Tuck her into it. Si, what's the best or worst gift you've ever gotten?


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[Assistant] It is bad on it to come, baby. Johnny D, best or worst, which one you want?


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[Assistant] Yeah, for Brittany's 30th birthday, which is coming up, we're going to Austin, Texas, hang out with a bunch of our buddies.


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[Assistant] That'd be a good trip though. That's gonna be a fun one. Are you going with Sloan? Yep, Sloan will be there and his boss. Austin's weird.


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[Assistant] That's why we're going to the river. Thank you. Yea, we're getting out of the city going to the river. But, uh, anyway. Are you going to fish or just ride the river? No, we're going to fish. Oh, okay. Yea, it's got spotted bass. Is Martin going to fish? Guadalupe bass. Guadalupe. Guadalupe. What's Guadalupe bass? Some look like a smallmouth, but not quite. Kinda looks like a...


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[Assistant] They get, them things get big and look like. Yeah, they get pretty big. Catch you at Guadalupe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're gonna have a little fun. But anyway, let's take- That'd be a good trip. How long? We're just gonna be there for five days, I think. Oh, that's a good one. I'll take a good trip.


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[Assistant] You can shoot mallard ducks over piles of corn now.


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[Assistant] Man, that's a cool one. New Zealand is always something that if it just wasn't so dead gum far away. But I still want to go like. What's the animal you gonna shoot? Well, oh, if I went there, it'd be a stag.


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[Assistant] One dream one that I'd love to do is the, before the caribou got wiped out by like EHD and all that, when you would have those big migrations of caribou across the tundra and all that stuff. That would be something to watch. I'd love to, I've always wanted to bow hunt one of those guys. Bow hunt a caribou. That would be a, that would be a dream trip for me for sure.


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[Assistant] I don't feel like being wore out for the next three days. Like. That's like stone. You can't see him on a rod and reel.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Yeah. Jason Robertson on Yahoo space. It was the number one Yahoo in the world.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't really, I don't think, I mean, I did, I did go to the state spelling, but does that count for anything?


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[Assistant] I made it from the school, I made it from the school to Monroe to Baton Rouge and I still don't know how, I mean I can spell okay, but like, what my thing?


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[Assistant] Proud to know you sir. Congratulations. We'll see y'all next time and it won't be 50 years from now.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, hey, I walked in here today, Sy, this is for you. It said to Sy Robertson from Amazon, did you order this? No, not that I know of. I didn't figure.


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[Assistant] It's a gift for you right there. And there is a note in it that says a gift for you. It's from a career army engineer. I hope you can enjoy the flag of the sappers. I'd like to tell you I'm an equipment operator. Okay. Yeah. That can actually drive a backhoe, not just brag about it. And that's from our friend Micah. Micah, thank you.


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[Assistant] This one's your size. He's not smiling in that one either.


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[Assistant] And then say, I know you'll appreciate this, for the children.


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[Assistant] Yeah, last week you just had french fries sitting at my desk. This week we have Reese's just all over the place. I do have bad news though. Uh oh. My daughter as of yesterday is officially allergic to peanuts. Oh no. So I can only eat Reese's at work.


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[Assistant] I, I was pretty good at Tiger Woods on the PlayStation back in college.


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[Assistant] I guess. I gotta bring my PlayStation up here so me and Si can play together.


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[Assistant] He got me today. Speaking of you, speaking of you, and we're doing a fan episode, I got an email from Bopper.


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[Assistant] You know him? Yea. Okay, well he's been down with COVID, so we're sorry about that, but he took the time.


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[Assistant] Uh, while he had COVID to look up a few things about our podcast and he charted you. And he charted me?


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[Assistant] And in one episode you did say okay 61 times, but you average saying either hey, no, look, or okay about every 10 seconds.


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[Assistant] That's actually one of our questions. Kyle, he keeps asking it and he said, apparently he's asked it a lot and we haven't answered it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think, no, Kyle. Kyle. Who is Philip? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Phil McMillan got you again, and then, hey, do you remember, Cy, you told us a story. Once.


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[Assistant] Of a Louisiana Tech professor that jumped out of a window. Yep.


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[Assistant] And we all said it's not true. We have confirmation.


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[Assistant] From a guy named Michael who went to check said his crazy uncle.


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[Assistant] Uh, went to tech from 69 to 70. Is that why you were there? I was what? No, I was... Well, we got a picture of you in the yearbook from these people. Is that you? That's, that's me. Man, that is a flat top. Yeaah. I mean, zzz. Si, you was there for the yearbook picture?


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[Assistant] Anyway, we confirmed that man, we have a guy who also has a crazy uncle who says the same thing. Apparently professors in the 70s just jumped out of windows at tags.


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[Assistant] What else you got coming in from her? So we got that, we got, uh, there's the one lady who's really mad at me and Cy and you. Uhm, we keep talking about stuff that we call Dallas.


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[Assistant] That we call what? That's in Dallas, Texas. Oh, Dallas, Texas. And the people of Dallas are really particular and especially the ones that, apparently we only go to Fort Worth and this lady's been, she's ripping me in this email, uh,


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[Assistant] So I, I would like to apologize, but I would like to just say, Lisa, there are too many cities in that city, and I can't keep up with all of them.


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[Assistant] I just didn't know that there were so many- they're very- which, we do that too. Cause none of us are from Monroe.


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[Assistant] And every time I go there, I think they're going to be through working on the road.


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[Assistant] You're asking too much, man. Give me a break! Golly. So, where's that racetrack at?


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[Assistant] But see, that's, we got in trouble for the racetrack because we called it Dallas. That's in Fort Worth. That's it. So she was like, no, Fort Worth. I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to help you.


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[Assistant] So people are very confused on a certain fish that we all love, and how to pronounce it.


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[Assistant] So y'all are both pronouncing it.


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[Assistant] Colorado though, he said they're crappy people, not crappy people. And so he was just curious, and that was, he's not the only person that has asked that.


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[Assistant] If it was 115 degrees why did you wear blue jeans? Have you ever seen them legs hanging?


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[Assistant] I got us one. I got us a good one. Beautiful. Hey, let's just, I'll be honest right here. This show got way better whenever I was laying down on the floor and Leo was right here.


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[Assistant] So just shout out to her parents for bringing her by, and here's a verse to shout out her parents too. Proverbs 22, 6.


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[Assistant] Before you walked in, Martin, Cy threw me a moon pie and I almost knocked my head off and spilt my coffee. I heard the calamity.


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[Assistant] That's Si throwing the moon pies. Starting a food fight in here that he can't finish.


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[Assistant] So when they call, and my number was 24, so they'd say, whoever's in the middle, and then they'd say 24. And they'd look around, they'd look at me, and I'd just act like I wasn't paying attention. And then when they turned their head, Ka-woo! And then they didn't forget who 24 was again.


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[Assistant] Only once, because then, like I said, then they knew it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I probably don't know this one, but I'm gonna have to go with a local name, JYD.


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[Assistant] Si, wrestling's real, you know it. You know wrestling, Chris.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna tell him you said that, Davey. You know Mike Tyson? No. But he's probably listening. I don't think Mike Tyson.


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[Assistant] Who was the guy, Don King, that was the promoter? That's when we quit watching.


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[Assistant] You're gonna come up with a dead draw.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's the problem is a lot of people don't nowadays don't remember.


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[Assistant] He's got the edge. I'm giving you the Vegas odds. Michael Jordan's a little bit favored. Pick your pony.


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[Assistant] That's your daughter. She is 18. So, a lot of open communication.


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[Assistant] How about that? 2020 was bad. Okay. 2021 ain't doing no better. Okay. But hey, have y'all looked at the forest?