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[Assistant] It was extenuating circumstance. Okay.


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[Assistant] This game warden happened to be a very attractive young woman. Okay. Which I didn't even know that existed.


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[Assistant] But he passed on that opportunity because he knew said game warden was going to come to camp.


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[Assistant] She went, she stuck her hand out for me to shag her hand. And when I grabbed her hand, I was not expecting.


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[Assistant] She got you? A vice grip. Yeah. I'm talking about this one would be like six foot tall.


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[Assistant] I just sent you one, just put that one up there, see if he can, that is his deer. Yep. Obviously. Oh yeah, well he looked at that one too. There you go.


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[Assistant] So the old Mr. Eddie, right there on the left, and his son Justin, who I've become pretty good friends with, salt of the earth people by the way. So, we come riding up after Si shoots the deer.


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[Assistant] And the owner of the ranch walks up to the deer and Si comes out. He said, well, Mr. Si, what do you think about him? Si looked at him and said, he shrunk.


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[Assistant] Why? That's a good picture there.


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[Assistant] We gon' go, we gon' wait till the season's over before we do the veterans outing. Jason don't want us runnin' off all his ducks. Oh wow. Both of them.


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[Assistant] We can have ourselves a large time. Right now. Yea, right now.


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[Assistant] What about them mount, don't they eat those mountain lions? They say they're good. They say mountain lions.


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[Assistant] That looks like a, is that a Gasper goo? No. What is that? What is that? I don't know. That's a shad. Nope, goo.


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[Assistant] That's a big shad. Big shad. Them boys are called none, Jack.


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[Assistant] I love it. My wife loves it. I mean, once we got hooked on it, I'm telling you. It'll hook ya! One scoop in the morning. It gets its claws in ya!


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[Assistant] Cold water, it's good to drink, it does so much for you, I can't get away from it.


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[Assistant] Well, I was looking at the magazine with Willie's picture and I read about Alligator.


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[Assistant] What I should have knew, okay, because that's one of the prehistoric.


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[Assistant] Because only the big ones are really dangerous. The old, the old big ones.


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[Assistant] If your kid's swimming or your dog's swimming in a pond and there's a gator lives there, hey, it's dinnertime.


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[Assistant] My E5 under me, okay. His brother comes to town. They're from north. Okay, so we go fishing.


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[Assistant] And we're fishing in a lake in South Louisiana, which is full of gators, okay.


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[Assistant] To go to the fishing hole. Well, I come around and be in there.


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[Assistant] One about six foot long. And I said, Hey, don't make a sound. I'm going to catch a thing. That's about $200.


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[Assistant] Come around again on the next one, right? Okay, this one's about eight foot long, big one. I said, hey, this one is big money. Big money. Do not make any noise. Well, he made noise. Yeah, he's scared. Oh, he is. So look, we're fishing all day and we're drinking beer. Okay.


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[Assistant] So like I said, we was drinking beer and he had had about a six pack so he had to take a leak.


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[Assistant] Look, so he's on the back of the boat taking a leak. Well I just take my foot just in the water he go. Look here. He done seen three alligators. Okay.


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[Assistant] The next thing I know, no no, the next thing I know, he's standing in the boat in front of me. And I'm doing this. He ain't even wet!


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[Assistant] But hey, I couldn't believe it. And look, his coveralls on his skin weren't even damp.


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[Assistant] Cause I guarantee you I was walking the bank in a circle of water. It was about as big as both these tables.


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[Assistant] Hey, here's the thing that impressed me about these boys. Look here, we're in the boat with a 20 horse marker on an aluminum boat.


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[Assistant] And it's about three of us in there and Phil's got it wide open. We're chasing a big one.


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[Assistant] Okay, that guy there, he ain't never flacked up, just do it.


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[Assistant] Boom! All of us go after boats at the front.


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[Assistant] You know, and hey, that guy deported that junk like it wasn't even nothing.


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[Assistant] We go to a restaurant, okay, so you're driving in, you're driving in by all these canals.


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[Assistant] Well, we, we just caught like 40 or 50 trout.


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[Assistant] So Josh filleted them and he just kept the carcasses and guess what? We go up there and start throwing them in, in the pond. And son, you ain't, you walk up there and look and there's nothing.


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[Assistant] That first carcass hits the water, and then you see little bumps coming up in the moss.


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[Assistant] I mean, just, hey, all sizes y'all. Then the big boy comes out and everybody left all the little ones.


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[Assistant] They got a lot of gators. Okay, so look, gangster goes with us one year.


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[Assistant] You know, and Jason says, Hey, you know, but still jumped off. They're going to the buyer, but still jumped up and Jason, let's go here. And Josh said, well, I got a better place right now. He said, well, you just got 50 up. So Johnson. Okay. So look, here comes must till they come in. They kill four of them. Yeah. And Josh starts laughing.


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[Assistant] So the tail right there flopping, yo. You see a little ripple coming.


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[Assistant] You know, yeah, I know. Hey, first thing you do, now look, there ain't a aluminum boat that you just pull in between cane for the blind.


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[Assistant] Okay, the gator comes up and puts his head on the boat and looks at all of them.


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[Assistant] So look, hey, he swims out there and he looks back at him, eats the fur.


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[Assistant] You know, Jason Josh said, Hey, that's the reason I didn't want to hunt here. He said, cause when he hears that boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Cause as painful as that junkie is, that's stupid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like somebody with a toothache. Yeah, yeah. You can't tell them. Oh no. Why not?


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[Assistant] He was out, we was out there for four days.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I said, Hey, kill me. Shoot me right now.


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[Assistant] Hi, no, no, look, one of the guys. Okay. This is just, this is his type of people being there. That's just who they are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, got him in, and they did just what the Indian did on our dancing with wood.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, right. I mean warm and still pumping. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, they were bubbling in the gravy. Don't lie. That's a lie. He's telling her, I don't, hey, first time I do when I kill a squirrel, I'll shoot him in the head anyway with a .22.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. No, no, cause look, okay, but hey, you'll love it.


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[Assistant] That's true. That was Donald, that was somebody he knows had done that. Okay. It's probably your brother. No, no, no. Okay. He's the brain.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's a brain eater. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They just throw them in the freezer and then when they get ready to cook them, then they clean them and fry them.


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[Assistant] Will you eat the frozen fish? I would rather have it fresh.


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[Assistant] I would rather have we build a fire before we go fishing.


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[Assistant] They say the halibut cheeks, the cheeks. I ate them in Alaska with Alan. Halibuts. Awesome. Cheek, cheek. There you go.


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[Assistant] What I do once I take my bath and get out and put my towel on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good one. 30 bucks. Do the math. What is it? Six hundred and thirty? Five?


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[Assistant] Hey look, I've got a robe, I've got a wrap around, hey, mic's on the ball boys!


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[Assistant] That was like deer meat. They always wondered why when I cut it up, why it was better. I don't cut thick.


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[Assistant] Mine is like a quarter inch thick.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I plus I cut all the sinew, all that junk when you eat what I clean. It's deer meat. It ain't no sinew. It ain't none of that. We got that.


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[Assistant] The Indian made bow, uh, the bowstring out of sinew.


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[Assistant] And we eatin' it. And we're eatin' it. And that's why you're sitting there going...


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[Assistant] Bigger, bigger. Yeaah, every one is the next size up. Oh no, there by the time he finally gets it and it's ready to eat.


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[Assistant] You go, you know, I remind me of the army mess hall.


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[Assistant] Then you got a 36-quart boiler full. Alright boys, yeah, it's here.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, I would roll them up just like a hot dog. 12 inch pizza, pepperoni, and I'd order three of them.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. I had all three of them rolled them up like a hot dog and ate all three of them.


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[Assistant] That's a Detroit, that's good. But if I'm like, at a, at a, if I'm like- That's when you pull a Willy.


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[Assistant] I was going to say I like to go to Willie's house when he does pizza.


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[Assistant] Gun-toting, gun-toting cowboys are diamondback snakes.


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[Assistant] No, hi. He can't think of nothing. I really don't know what I bought with the money.


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[Assistant] I gave that redhead of mine a big diamond ring. There you go.


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[Assistant] Oh, I didn't, I didn't, that was impressive, Phil, but PBS must be having a special on the native American. Oh boy. Hmm. It's been off for about three days.


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[Assistant] The shape is round. No. Yes it is. No, we're round. No. The shape is round. The sky is round.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you next to that too! Look on his shirt!


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[Assistant] He was an atheist up to the last two or three months of his life. Changed his mind.


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[Assistant] And I would say, Pintails. Or I would say, Woodies. Or I would say, Teal. Mallard. So the trick was to duplicate that. And if you stay sober long enough.


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[Assistant] Just so y'all will know because y'all don't have the years I have. But the best days are still ahead of you.


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[Assistant] He was a liar and he was a murderer from the beginning, Jesus said, Satan. So, if you can get by him.


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[Assistant] You better put your faith in Jesus and go for it because, uh, it's tough world out there, they tell me.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, you're pretty close. It become a, and it still is, uh, when it becomes your lifestyle, the way you


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[Assistant] One, one evening late, just before dark.


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[Assistant] There was a little girl, she's about 20. So I shared Jesus with her and she wanted to obey the gospel. I said, well, let's go over the river. So we walked down there and there was about 20 of us, 25 of us there. And when we went down to the water,


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[Assistant] Everybody got quiet, you know, because I'm fixing baptizers, girl. I heard a racket and I looked up and I saw two fishermen, bass fishing, coming down the bank where we were all standing.


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[Assistant] And when they heard some of the sisters start singing.


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[Assistant] And they saw me baptize a girl I said, y'all want in on some of this action? I've never seen people leave that fast.


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[Assistant] And as soon as you go under the water, you hear dogs.


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[Assistant] I'll let the Almighty make decisions like that. Not me. I'm just a member. Ambassador. I'm representing him on the earth. We all are. And some people more, more, uh, energetic than others.


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[Assistant] Love God, love your neighbor. We all have to, my day of meeting was when I finally read


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[Assistant] He's the one that pointed me to him and I read about him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said this, I said, this sounds too good to be true. And he said, well, it probably is too good for us, but it is true. I said, I've never seen that before.


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[Assistant] I said, I've got to double check this. It just doesn't sound, it's too good.


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[Assistant] So two or three days later, after looking at how good it was, I called him up. I said, come down here and I want you to do one thing for me after I read the Bible. I said, let's find some water, bury me deep and I'm ready to go. The rest is history.


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[Assistant] Before you do anything, Old Burrell, he duck hunts with us. We were working on duck blinds this morning. He knows all about ducks. So, what are the...


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[Assistant] What? Well, were you, were you, did you get back out in the river or was it?


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[Assistant] But I tell you, I tell you who can. Why are you there Ms. K? Because by one sacrifice,


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[Assistant] Jesus' death on the cross. God dying on a cross.


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[Assistant] Because by one sacrifice, check this out, next time you get to worrying, because by one sacrifice, He has made perfect


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[Assistant] He, God, has made everything made right. Perfect. Yep. Forever.


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[Assistant] Forever. Perfect. Eternity. Those who have been made holy. So holy is the process, holiness.


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[Assistant] And you're gaining that, but you say the whole time when you make mistakes, it's not counted against you. The blood of Jesus.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it's possible. You think there's any ducks in heaven? I hope it is.


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[Assistant] It's a creator there. He's there. There's a doctor there. They're there. I feel bad for the doctor.


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[Assistant] Sometimes they get to thinking, I'm so sorry and low down. I'm not even worthy to be saved. God wants everybody to understand through the apostle Paul's writing, my life, don't ever give up on yourself. Give your life to God. You'll be surprised that you are worth saving.


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[Assistant] I, I, I'd give him this and see what he would say about it because it's already covered.


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[Assistant] Uh, son, whatever your name is, I want to remind you of the gospel that was preached to you.


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[Assistant] Which you received and on which you've taken your stand. By this gospel you're saved.


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[Assistant] If you hold firmly to the word I preach to you, otherwise you have believed in vain. What I received, I passed on as first importance.


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[Assistant] Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures. Do you believe that, my man? If you do, you say, he was buried, Jesus, that he was raised on the third day according to the scriptures. The death, the burial, the resurrection, death to remove your sin.


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[Assistant] Put your faith in Jesus, in the resurrection, you'll live forever your life.


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[Assistant] That doesn't change, we do, but you should just hold on to that.


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[Assistant] I remember saying when some of the brothers, like that first, you know, first few days, the brothers would get up and give me, kind of like in a bear hug. And I told Miss Katz, you gotta watch this bunch.


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[Assistant] Somebody said to all the reason they taste like sewer ponds is they light on a lot of sewer ponds coming y'all's way. I said well maybe so, but.


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[Assistant] I will say last year, some of those, they were fine. They didn't have that.


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[Assistant] San Antonio. San Antonio. All you gotta do is ask Charles Barkley about San Antonio. Go run a Riverwalk. Run a Riverwalk. That's a creep.


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[Assistant] Brian Gilley. Hold on, hold on. Before you say his job, I've got way more questions than answers. Oh, okay. Because Philip sent me a photograph of you at a meet and greet. Yep. Martin, can you please read what, uh, the words below Gilley's is?


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[Assistant] But, but still, what is a crematorium like to meet and greet?


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[Assistant] I'm fine with that. I'm not saying Jesus couldn't. People that get cremated, they're going to be alright. What I'm saying is, I'm going to be buried because Jesus was buried and fire freaks me out. I don't care that I'm dead.


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[Assistant] I'll make it size kidneys one day, man.


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[Assistant] And you know what? You know what unexpected medical needs come with? Unexpected medical bills.


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[Assistant] Oh no, hey, I like that. You'd miss though.


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[Assistant] I had a shredded chicken taco bowl right before I came over here. You just, but you're at work, it shows up to work, you got the app, you pick your meals on Wednesday, they show up on Monday, slip em in, boom, bam, poomp, and you gotta run to the store, save money, save time, and they taste better. It's the smartest thing you can ever try, people.


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[Assistant] Look, the app is super fun too, cause you can go out in advance. On November 6th, I'm getting cavatappi and Italian style pork ragu, jalapeno, lime, cheddar chicken.


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[Assistant] You ready for the wildest story of the day? Yea, go ahead. You know how I started my day? I've already had two EKGs done this morning. What? You got any heart issues big dog?


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[Assistant] PBS has a different commercial. They're like the price is right. No, I was like, I woke last night. I had all these weird chest pains, but apparently I just like.


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[Assistant] Am I okay? Am I okay? And I was like, it's not pain, but I don't like it. And so this morning I woke up and I was like, you know what? I'm just going to head on over to GT's place, see Caitlin, walk in and be like, what's happening? And I said, I don't know, but this hurts in this region. Not hurts, but it's weird. And so she said, hey,


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[Assistant] My heart was going weird and I was like, what is happening? So I said, you know what?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, now I can joke about it. That's a good thing. This morning I was like, I don't


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[Assistant] No, I was fine. I just had, there's some long name. My red cartilage is inflamed. Basically.


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[Assistant] Of all the science we're spilling right now, none of it is probably correct.


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[Assistant] No, I went to Caitlin. Ah, but Grant's been there every time I've swum by there. This is about, for humans, not deer. But I said, uhm, so I'm not gonna die? And she goes, yeah, you are. No time soon though, you're good. And I was like, weird way to say that!


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[Assistant] We should take a break immediately, but we have a guest. I'm going to bow out. He's been wanting to be on this podcast for a minute now, haven't he?


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[Assistant] Six of them. It's a six piece, that's less than five dollars a towel.


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[Assistant] Now that we're back and I was behind the camera for a little while pressing buttons, I'd like to apologize to the people. Hunter lied to me. He said that that drum was going to go do-doom-tss and it wasn't. And so I just found out I did a whole drum solo. Well look, hey, he


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[Assistant] Sarah from Tucson, Arizona. I think this is a Facebook comment.


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[Assistant] Beth sent it to me via email. Uhm, she took her mom to see the blind today. They really enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] Her mom wasn't familiar with all the things, but she did have to lean over and ask, what's a gar hole? Oh.


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[Assistant] Garho is just a place that stinks. That's it. There you go. If you ever go fishing and somebody garhoes you, it means there's no fish there.


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[Assistant] All right, Tucson, now you know. Cody emails in. How's it going, fellas? Oh, hi, how's it going?


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[Assistant] Hi Cody. He doesn't say where he's from, but how's it going fellas is not how I would start it, so I'm gonna start. Hi Cody. He is from up north.


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[Assistant] He's an active hunter, loves the outdoors. He has about 10 acres. The deer get very close to the house. So close he could throw a feather and hit them. Whack em. So I started to hunt out of my upstairs window. Yes!


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[Assistant] The question is, is this okay? Absolutely. Or is this cheating? Side note, it's how he's killed his biggest deer. And to that, Cody, I say.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I have a buddy who built a house. His name will go anonymous. Creel.


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[Assistant] Alright, well now you know, he built a house and he put a office above a garage. And that's where he does his work. And he also put a window. And a feeder. Very strategically out into the woods beside his house.


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[Assistant] That's, that's, that's Chad's dear Stan. And he was like, man, that's a brilliant idea. And I was like...


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[Assistant] So that we will be like his glorious body. Amen. Boom! That's all I got.


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[Assistant] And I, I have not seen this. You've never seen this? No, but I, I'm, I'm fix to tell you, you're fixing to be shocked and all here. And I have not seen it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hats off to the musician.


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[Assistant] And I've heard it. So look, it's, they have good song writers. Yeah, absolutely. But okay, cause it's a jam.


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[Assistant] He wanted to get rid of all the cottonmouths, all the purple tail walls, all of the black widow spiders, and the recluse spider.


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[Assistant] The recluse. Yeah. And look, he's walking up there and he's got, he's got a toe sack in one hand and his AR 15 and another one.


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[Assistant] He grabbed that toe sack by the bottom and


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[Assistant] He's emptying it out in between a bunch of people. We got a circle around here.


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[Assistant] And what he empties out is about five big Congo, poisonous snake.


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[Assistant] Hey, his motto, you gotta know, you gotta know his motto.


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[Assistant] His motto ever since he's been about, about who's a man. Yeah. About 18 years old is, you know, who's a man.


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[Assistant] Him and Tommy took a bunch of guys from Tennessee. Okay. And I think it was like 16 degrees.


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[Assistant] Okay, with about a 35 mile an hour wind. No waiters.


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[Assistant] Okay, but what the boys from Tennessee didn't know is they had wetsuits on.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I said, boys, I, we ain't hunting blinds today. And uh, and I said, wait, tell me where we're hunting. He said, we're hunting flooded timber.


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[Assistant] With no waders? Yeah, with no waders. In ice water? Yeah, oh yeah. You had to break it. You had to break it. Okay, to get out there. And failing time, we got tissues.


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[Assistant] They go out there stomping holes in it and said, y'all just follow us, we'll break the holes. You know, and they go out there and get waist deep.


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[Assistant] Who's the man? Are y'all coming or are you going to go back to the house like a bunch of windies?


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[Assistant] I'm serious. He calling for repentance. I had, no, I had an ink that hey, when you put your feet under her table and eat a meal, somebody's fixing to bleed.


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[Assistant] That was her sister. She was a millionaire than her older sister. She rubbed a bunch of salt. Oh no, that's, that's it. Irene was the one that cut you with a toenail.


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[Assistant] Mary Sue, her sister, younger sister was the one that, Hey, Nathan Hale stepped. We all ran barefoot. He stepped on a broken glass, uh, uh, Mason jar and it literally cut his foot right here all the way to the bones.


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[Assistant] So look tables in the way I'm doing it. It's about, Hey, it's about eight kids. So he's running around, just hopping, just.


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[Assistant] Bleeding like a stuck pig. Mary Sue says, hey, grab him boys and hold him down.


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[Assistant] She walks inside, goes in there on the table and gets a brand new round thing of fine, uh, salt. It comes out, pops the lid.


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[Assistant] And take it and just opened it just while I could have laid my hand in it. Look and proceeded to fill that.


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[Assistant] Tavern? The Wound? Yeah, the Grand Canyon. She filled it full of salt.


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[Assistant] And then I said, okay boys, coming out of shoot nine is lightning. Turn him loose.


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[Assistant] Hold on, so look, he was running around for about 30 minutes and he said, Mercedes says, alright boys, he's running out of gas. Grab him again, bring him up here and I'm going to put a, I'm going to put a butterfly stitch on it. She stitched it herself?


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[Assistant] Oh no, she just took the athletic tape that they wrapped boy's ankles with, cut her off about two inches, cut a little thing on each side.


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[Assistant] Put one side and mashed it down real good, poured it real tight, and just...


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[Assistant] Done her hand like that on the other side. Did that with about three of them.


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[Assistant] That thing healed up and look, the finest ball pin you can get that's just right, you know, it's just a little small line.


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[Assistant] That's the way that thing healed up. It probably should have been like 40 stitches to stitch it up. And now, this was butterfly.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's what I grew up with. Okay. You didn't go to the doctor. You just went to Aunt Mary Sue. If you're at Mary Sue's or Irene's or any of that, Ken folks, they're going to, they're going to take care of you. By tripling the pain. Oh, hey. And then letting it heal. Hey, let it heal. Let it go. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] That's what you need, JD. You just need a break on your pillow and thank you now.


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[Assistant] That, that fried steak, that's what we call it. It's like a filet mignon strip.


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[Assistant] No, no, cuz my dad one time, okay, we killed someone and they was butterball fat.


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[Assistant] Okay, their, their fat layer was about like that, and then when we actually took the interals out, okay, I'm talking about a double handful of just, just bright yellow fat.


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[Assistant] He said, boys, when you get that out of the cavity, he said put it over on the side, because that's what I'm going to fry these ducks in.


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[Assistant] Put that in the iron skillet, melted it down, threw it out, and then the grease put the ducks in there, and hey, that stuff would melt in your mouth and you couldn't tell it was a duck. It was good. And my others usually are not very good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had a little strap, and these wasn't, they was, they was delicious.


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[Assistant] I had the opportunity to eat bear in Arkansas. I got hunted all over the world.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, you gotta have, yeah, you gotta acquire a taste for it.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like wine. A lot of people, you know, you got to cultivate a taste for wine. Yeah. The third glass always tastes better than the wine. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Hey, no.


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[Assistant] I don't know, the mother of Drake has lit and he looks like a child.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay, I'm looking at, he looks like a giant out of a drink. And I'm just fixing, he's lit on the water, and I'm just fixing to kill him. And Martin's pleading, kill the bull spig, kill the bull spig!


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[Assistant] Yeah, so hey, really, I didn't know it. I said once he said, kill the bulls big. I'm looking at him. So I'm waiting. Okay. Cause he's coming to me anyway, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing,


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[Assistant] Cause as soon as we saw her, as soon as we saw her, she cupped her wings and she's up there where she looks like a mosquito. And then the next three seconds, she's up there from 500 yards to down in the decoy doing this.


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[Assistant] By the way, I didn't tell you and, uh, play. Yeah. Y'all did a fabulous job. Well, thank you. Cause they.


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[Assistant] I think he told me when I left, he said, hey.


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[Assistant] I need you to help me train him. Okay. And I said, I said, Clay, I don't think he's training.


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[Assistant] But I will have to say in his defense, he does it real light. Oh, he does.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but here's the deal. This ain't that type of hope.


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[Assistant] They got, they got the South blind, which we was hunting in, okay, and it's in the wrong spot, and they know it.


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[Assistant] Okay, but they're gonna have to move this one about, oh, 20 yards to the right.


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[Assistant] But no, they had, they had to call these ducks. They weren't just coming in and like.


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[Assistant] And hey, and Stone said I slept in today, so hey, he's just out.


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[Assistant] Hey, I think we can get you a gun, waiters and everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Clay come in and sit down and he said, Hey, we may have a problem here. And I said, what? He said, well, they hung the ducks up behind you about 10 yards. I said, Clay, I can walk 10 yards. It ain't no problem.


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[Assistant] Two ducks come in and light, and I'm on the one to the right, or no, to the left.


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[Assistant] And Mark said, no, no, to the right, choose to drink, choose to drink.


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[Assistant] And then the Drake was going out and I waited until it. Okay. And he was saying somebody shoot that, shoot that drink. Boom. That was the one I shot out there with.


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[Assistant] Look, we're sitting in the elm hole. Okay. Stan. Okay. On Thursday we look, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay, he pulls up there and checks the card on it, looks at it on his phone.


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[Assistant] There he is standing right out in the broad, in the middle of the field at like 75 yards.


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[Assistant] Looking around, 5'15 and that.


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[Assistant] Saturday and we're going, we're going early because Jason and the duck on her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when we're all the way around far as it is on the pipeline.


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[Assistant] Come in that way. We slip in, get in the, you know, he dropped me off up. I get in the stand. He goes parked the four wheeler, walked back, you know, with a gun. We're set up at two o'clock sitting in the blind. Well, about two 30, here comes a Gerald G. Joe and feel somebody else in it. Yo buying a four wheeler.


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[Assistant] Then 15 minutes later, Jason comes driving by. They wave at us and they go duck hunting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, so they are day drive by, you know, so we're sitting there and you know, the deer start moving. We got a couple in, in the food plot on our stand where we sit in the hilltop. Well, the them holes are where about 500 yard.


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[Assistant] And it starts the field out there, starts deer coming out there and stones going, oh wait a minute, there's a big deal over there. And the end of them, look, he said, yeah, I knew when he said.


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[Assistant] I said, oh, I said, don't tell me. He said, guess what?


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[Assistant] I said, I said, he's down there, right? And he, he said, oh yeah. He said, and guess what? That's what he said. He's fixing to walk right in front of that stamp. Oh, 50 yards.


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[Assistant] He stayed 50 yards from that other deer stand. He stayed 50 yards from that deer stand the whole afternoon and we're over there 500 yards looking at him and I said, you gotta be kidding.


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[Assistant] Well, if I get him, if I get him, I don't care for a thousand yards, I'm just going to say, Hey, set that stupid scope at a thousand and I'm fixing to shoot all this whole clip if I have to to kill him. Okay. Cause I know he ain't going to help me out.


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[Assistant] That's the South American Jaguars, what that is.


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[Assistant] I would just say that's real deal. That's a real cat. That's a real cat. And he's an American, uh, you know, Jaguar South America Jaguar.


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[Assistant] I think Hunter was worse. Yeah. And number one really was funny because I, it's not really funny. It's very painful for the person going through it, but it's hilarious when you're telling the story to some other other people after you're better.


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[Assistant] You have to really practice a lot on the one that Mark's talking about, on the gadwall.


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[Assistant] They would make a distinctive sound when he's flying.


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[Assistant] And he also makes a distinctive sound when he's sitting on the water.


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[Assistant] So if you're trying to get them to your decoys, you've got to make the sound of one on the water.


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[Assistant] No, that's why I was saying, you know, cause they make so many different sounds and wood ducks are a, they're like a bunch of children. They like to laugh and play and have a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] If you watch them when they're out there in the water, they chase each other, splash water on each other, dive and run from each other. You know, cause if you slip over on a wood duck on a creek, if you actually look up over above the bank and a wood duck below you, he's not going to fly.


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[Assistant] He's gonna dive and then he's gonna come flying, come out of the water flying 30 yards up yonder.


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[Assistant] But they are fun to watch because you told me I'd like to have a lot of fun at my kind of people.


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[Assistant] I got them on. I don't see it. Well the problem, I had to get them because they started, all these jig companies started making their eyes on them jigs real little for some reason.


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[Assistant] I don't know why they did that. So you can see up close, what do you have contacts in? Yeah, I got one I can see far and the other I can see close. Oh, you have both? I got bifocal contacts.


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[Assistant] That's in your freezer? Yea. You getting them mounted? No! No!


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[Assistant] I got exotic fish. I got, I got some deer left. I got some crappie. You ever ate a coyote? No.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's got all kind of like chives and...


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[Assistant] That's right. I can remember daddy having them years ago.


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[Assistant] I always tell him but you can turn him off and I can't.


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[Assistant] I noticed a couple of people was retirees. We got a lot of kids.


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[Assistant] One of them guys was asking me a bunch of questions about duck calls. He was, but he was really sincerely into it. That's good. Oh yea. Most people don't realize. That's what makes it.


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[Assistant] He's a cool guy. He went to his coach and spent, I don't know, an hour in there, him and Sy just talking about everything.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I met several, and uhm, all of them are exactly what you'd hope they would be when you meet them. Chuck Norris was cool. Chuck Norris was cool to me.


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[Assistant] You don't even want to go walking. Hey, that's Alabama. I made a mistake of shooting one twice. I made a mistake of shooting two.


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[Assistant] Yeah, two deer, two bucks. Cause I wasn't sure I'd kill the first one. So another one showed up. So I popped him too. So now you got two. Now I got two bucks and I'm on top of the mountain. Okay. That's bad move. What? Where was this?


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[Assistant] Cause my property, I had where you think the star, I had property in Tennessee. I had property in Alabama and Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Part of my property was on the Tennessee line. You ain't been out of Louisiana, have you? I have a couple times. You're a flatlander. We have Mount Driscoll. Hey, no, no. Where's that at?


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[Assistant] There ain't no air up there either. There ain't no air up there, that's right. It's always a bunch of flat tires in that area.


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[Assistant] If you don't just show up at all. Hey, you was there, they was there. Okay, but they were there. I saw them. Hey, they came to a football game. You gotta understand it. They came to a football game.


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[Assistant] They did not play any football. They didn't play any football. No, they didn't play any football. What were they there for? Yea, why'd they do? I guess just to look at the Ducks campus.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause football is blocking, tackling, running, catching and scoring and you know, getting an end zone and having a hoorah, you know, no, no, that happened. What do you think happened? They didn't show up. They just, that's my term.


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[Assistant] Look, I really expect it in my heart and mind.


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[Assistant] The Colorado was going to beat Oregon by 21 points. Did you really? I'm serious.


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[Assistant] Did you not notice that there's people from Oregon? But hey, here I am. Okay, I'm, uh, uh, here's another disclaimer. I'm not a football coach.


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[Assistant] Okay, so that may have been the problem. In case you didn't know. In case you didn't know.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I did play football when I was a young youngster in high school and I loved the game. Okay. Was I, was I good? No. Was I talented? No, I was too small.


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[Assistant] That's just my opinion folks. Okay. Like I said, my disclaimer is I'm not a coach. Okay. But hey, they better.


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[Assistant] Make some bad, uh, some very good adjustments, cause I think they play a USC.


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[Assistant] Okay, so hey, the only thing I say, hey, you players and coaches better get together, put your head together and have some very good practices and make a lot of adjustments on your tackling and blocking and catching and running.


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[Assistant] At least Argon did show up and play football.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause they blocked, they tackled, they ran and they got the ball and they got an end zone.


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[Assistant] Hey, you do bit, do some extra stuff, coach. So you're not to get your team ready. You're not calling a win this way. Well, hey, look, no, I, I'm not going to predict anything on this. He's leaving this one alone. I'll make this statement. If you played like you did against the ducks, you're fixing to get run over.


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[Assistant] Okay, you heard it here first. You heard it here first. Hey, and I want the best for you and your players. Hey, the fall crappie bites on. Uh oh. The crappie bites on. It is. Hey. That's a good, that's a good thing. But how come you ain't sold no marriage?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Okay, I'm sorry, I missed him. On other things...


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[Assistant] How are you telling me that I'm not having deep and restful sleep? Because nobody should sleep 18 hours a day.


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[Assistant] Nah, you can't, you can't put enough garlic onions or whatever to get rid of them. So they ain't gumbo ducks.


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[Assistant] Thank you, thank twice. That's what they told me that was at work because that first only when I get in the blind, the first thing I got to do.


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[Assistant] Is I gotta move all the brush that Jason has piled where I stamp. So.


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[Assistant] This morning, I got, you know, the morning of summer, I got in, I sat down, I was tired. So I sat down and lay out throwing decoys out and everything and I got up and I looked and something caught my eye. I was fixed to start moving brush and something moved.


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[Assistant] And I said, hey, y'all need to get out of the decoy. And they said, why? I said, so I can blow this Congo off the front of this shooting port.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then he had to, he had to leave and I was ready for him. I'll see him again.


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[Assistant] We shot him, killed about, oh about 25 coming in, we killed 15 of them.


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[Assistant] Phil goes out the dog run. Crawls down the dog run. Goes out, picks him up.


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[Assistant] And you can't even see him. He's shaking limbs and all this when he's coming back in.


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[Assistant] And I said, hey, he said what? I said, you might ought to wait. And he said, wait for what? I said, well, there's a big cottonmouth laying right above you.


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[Assistant] The 60s was your favorite? The 60s is when the best music has ever been done. Really? And the people that made it and actually discussed it, was it the music or was it the drugs?


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[Assistant] On a laptop. Oh no, he's called the engineer. See?


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[Assistant] We got a platinum album, dude. So I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] It's all about faith, baby. That's what Donald Sutherland said in the movie. Okay. Gotta have a little faith, baby. Just gotta have faith. Gotta have faith. Dun, dun, dun.


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[Assistant] And I actually want me and this young lady won the twist competition. Oh, of course.


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[Assistant] Oh, see, that's what Phil, when Phil's always talking about, you know, when I would come in from some event and I'd say, well, I had another marriage proposal. And Phil would say, boy, you know, I don't know. I can understand him going after Willie because he's got all the money.


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[Assistant] He said, but instead they go after that old man. So he don't realize I've always been a player.


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[Assistant] That one dude's way better at all the other stuff than the other dude perfect members.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for something else, uh, clean for your family to watch, Dude Perfect is a great one.


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[Assistant] But my kids also because I know Willie think that I can just call any famous person in the whole wide world.


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[Assistant] I never got to ride three wheelers, but we had four wheelers.


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[Assistant] We almost earned a few hospital bills. That day Blaze broke the backstop for the little practice.


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[Assistant] He was looking this way and he broke, he snapped like two 4x4s in half, he was going so fast.


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[Assistant] Mine involved an electrical outlet and a science lab at OCS and I think I've told it before.


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[Assistant] Look at Big Day, look at Young Big Day on a three-wheeler. That's a good first day. I just pulled that up so look at it because that's the three-wheeler he had.


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[Assistant] Martin, I just got my email from Rocket Money. I spent less money last week. Did you? Than I do normally. What was your biggest cost last week? Uh, shopping.


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[Assistant] Cause my dad told us of all the glory days, and so I was like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and we, we had to jump off the bridge, good grief.


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[Assistant] The cop showed up one time, and I played baseball with this kid, he goes, John David, what are y'all doing? I said, my dad told me we jumped off that bridge. And he was like, well, yeah, we did too, but you can't do it now. Ran us off. But then we got, we got clever. So we had one friend who could weld.


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[Assistant] I don't know how good it was, but he could. And he made us a little, we had like a steel two by four that was about two foot long and he put a loop on the bottom of it and welded it.


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[Assistant] Then we put a big rope on it, made a rope swing, so then we- Off the bridge? We'd walk across that bridge and lower that rope straight into the drain hole. Ah. And so then we could just hang out on the bridge and nobody would call the cops. See I was the one climbing the- climbing the-


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[Assistant] So coming into the day, I had a question for all the people listening, right?


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[Assistant] Because I ran into a situation the other day that drives me absolutely insane. What was it?


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[Assistant] It's not, it's, it's very first world problem, nobody should be upset about this, but it makes me, I'm like, I get super mad and angry about it. And I shouldn't, but I do. So I go get a hamburger, I get some french fries, and I say, yeah, and a Coke Zero.


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[Assistant] And over that intercom, the lady says, will that Pepsi be okay?


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[Assistant] So that was my question, cause I was like, I wonder if somebody up north...


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[Assistant] Or wherever people drink Pepsi. Up north. Yeah. Europe, maybe. Uhm, are driving through and are like, hey, yeah, give me a Pepsi. And somebody goes, is Coke okay? And then they get furious. Yeah, maybe. I don't know why you would because that's not any good. Up north, they call it a pop. You guys want a pop? No.


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[Assistant] So then I was like, I'm going to ask the people on the podcast, like you, seven Pepsi people that listen to this.


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[Assistant] And then literally three hours ago I got an email, disappointed at Bucky's. Uh oh. Which I was like, that can't be true.


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[Assistant] He said, this is Brian. He said he couldn't wait to go to Bucky's. He's amazed at how big it was, how clean it was, how much stuff. But they-


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[Assistant] I was just curious, I didn't know that other people went through this. The Pepsi people. I knew Coke people did, cause we're weird.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that was my question for the fans. I wanted to know, cause I know coke people, like, if you're like, hey, can I have a coke? And they say, is Pepsi okay? We throw this irrational fit and act like children. Of course I'm one of the weird ones.


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[Assistant] Soft drinks are a very weird thing that people are very passionate about. Like, you run into a Diet Coke person, it's like drugs.


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[Assistant] Thing for the emails, cause it's been bothering me. I just wanted to know.


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[Assistant] Pepsi's like if a Coke Icy melted and that's what you were drinking. Side drinks Pepsi and don't even know it.


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[Assistant] I won't go to restaurants because they're Pepsi people. What you think happened to KFC?


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[Assistant] I'll say, Kentucky Fried Chicken, when I went on a mission to eat every fried chicken sandwich in this town, uh oh.


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[Assistant] And I, the one day I was like, well, I guess I'll go to KFC. I gotta rank them. Cause I ranked every one of them. Yeah. Well, what'd you rank them? Kentucky Fried Chickens was surprisingly.


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[Assistant] Papa has number one, Chick-fil-A number two.


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[Assistant] Nah, been a generational curse breaker. Changed, changed the future.


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[Assistant] Hot Springs has spring water, but if you drink that, your insides would be melted.


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[Assistant] So I was a little younger than you, so I was more of a prime time kind of guy.


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[Assistant] If that's your hero, if Bo Jackson, if they play both baseball and football, you should meet him.


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[Assistant] You gotta work pretty hard to be the best in the world at something in two different things.


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[Assistant] So, because we were talking about, uh, Phillip's friend's past and peeing on lawn mowers, it reminded me of a Bible verse. It did? You're probably wondering how you got there.


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[Assistant] It is a little tricky, but we're all remembered for something, right? And some of it's good, some of it's bad, but Hebrews 8 12 tells us, for I will forgive their wickedness and I will remember their sins no more. So whatever you've done in life, you can be forgiven by the Lord and he ain't even gonna remember it. He ain't gonna worry about it. He,


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[Assistant] He chooses to forgive you and not remember all your mess. So there you go.


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[Assistant] A what? Forty-six pounder. Forty-six? Yeah, our blue cat.


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[Assistant] And hey, and the reason pirates don't rule the world was Rome.


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[Assistant] Because they bring, yeaah, they bring it and then you got the tongue so you're always, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the bad, the bad thing about it is, is like you was talking about, is it, it's, it's alive and well right here in Monroe and West Monroe.


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[Assistant] That would, that would, it would be a big change to me going to the pen. I'm serious. Big, big, big deal. Cause I, I just, nope. I just certain things that, you know,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that should mean mess with him. Children want to...


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[Assistant] Okay, you know, you need to keep up with your kids. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yep. You know, cause evil, evil is out there and they go, yeaah. 100%.


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[Assistant] Don't be the ostrich that sticks his head in the sand.


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[Assistant] Know it, know it actually exists and uh, you know, if it's known, you can maybe do something about it.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, he looks just like Sweet Pea cuz that's all that my cat does is lay around on the stupid rug.


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[Assistant] And I told him to go watch Jurassic Park 3. Christine did it, uh, she went somewhere and did it. Christine did? Yeah. Her and Alicia went and they done it and they tried to talk me into it and I said I ain't gonna do it. So this time I'm probably gonna do it.


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[Assistant] And I had a giant sea turtle come up and I was petting him while I was waiting on the wave.


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[Assistant] That was the wildest thing. I'm sitting on this stupid surfboard and something catches my eye underneath the board.


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[Assistant] And there's one of them giant sea turtles back around this table.


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[Assistant] The only one I was concerned for was Sadie.


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[Assistant] Well, I would like to say we didn't see the whale like they normally do. So you got a whale watching. Yeah, I think we spotted one. You better stay there about two.


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[Assistant] If you've been chased by tigers all your life, you get real smart.


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[Assistant] I was there, uh, goodwill ambassador, goodwill ambassador for about three years and they're, they're, oh, so this is a thank you. Oh, that's pretty, so this is the pipeline.


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[Assistant] Okay, and now he's having the time of his life, doing vacations everywhere. That's awesome. So he invited all of me and Phillip and Alicia and Christine.


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[Assistant] In Germany, Berlin, Germany, and this guy has, he has $13 million winning playing poker. And he, he, he won his first WT WPT. Oh, well good for him. He needed it. Oh yeah. I'd be my first.


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[Assistant] And he had, he had called him together, the man and his daughter, and said, hey look, I will give you a hundred thousand dollars cash, or, or, I won't throw you big wedding.


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[Assistant] Six months. That's how long the, the marriage lasted. Six months. He spent probably 250 grand.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause he made it extravagant.


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[Assistant] This is between you and this man and, and God. Don't go in debt over this. It's not worth it.


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[Assistant] Enjoy the process. Have your few friends that you close friends at it.


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[Assistant] Just use your head, okay, cause this is, this is gonna be a relationship between you and your husband, okay, and God.


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[Assistant] It depends on time. Where you're at in time.


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[Assistant] I used to, you know, they would say, well hey look, you need to find out what you do best, and then do it with all your heart.


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[Assistant] Until Doug Dicey shows up, okay, and then the fans told me what I'm good at.


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[Assistant] Well no no, cause that was the one thing Phil said, what happened with you? And I said, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] He said for years we had to hide the camera if we was going to get you in your natural state. Yeaah. He said then AA shows up and I said well hey, you got one big difference between y'all and A&E.


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[Assistant] Alright, but if you're out there at five o'clock, you better be there at five or I'm gone.


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[Assistant] We would go in there like it's open Saturday. We would go in Friday night.


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[Assistant] This, this is built in the highest cypress tree in the swamp. Nope. And it was in the tip top. Nope. Okay. It was a hotel. It was like a space.


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[Assistant] The coolest thing that ever happened to me in that blind, I went in there, we done, done the same thing, went in there Friday, triumphed up in it, and, and, you know, Saturday morning, okay, there was fire.


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[Assistant] Well okay, look, that blind was above the fog. That's how high.


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[Assistant] That's how high I look. I'm serious. Look and I look over there and here comes 25 wood ducks and they didn't look like they were flying. They looked like they were just floating. Okay.


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[Assistant] Just the blobs, just the blobs is fog. Trying to figure out where they were at. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that we just all raised up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Huh? Homemade ladder. Homemade ladder. 14 foot. Okay, look.


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[Assistant] 14 foot and we like the loss demand building it.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause look, we put three ladders up, y'all, and we was tired, y'all. And it was lunch time, so we ate lunch, and we had just set the fourth ladder up, and we didn't bolt it down.


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[Assistant] So Maurice Greer, and this guy weighs about 275, he played football with Phil.


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[Assistant] You know, Maurice was a first man up Tommy laundry and they was going and he Maurice grabbed it and look, he was going back with the ladder and look, Hey, this, this is a ladder. What made out of tuba sixes heavy, heavy. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was just like this and then he finally done like that. Yo, and cause if he'd a fail.


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[Assistant] Hey, all it is on that cypress tree, cypress may stick him up.


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[Assistant] One of them cats and we wouldn't. Someone, I won't mention them. Hey, Barnum.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it was like 70 or 80 feet, but here's the thing. You could take a browning 12 gauge shotgun with any shot you wanted, twos, whatever. Okay.


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[Assistant] Let a mallard drake light directly under you in the decoys. And he could not kill it. And could not kill it. You just cripple him. You cripple him. He'll swim off.


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[Assistant] Down on top of him. Okay. And hey, he had swum off.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, hey, look, you gotta understand, this was back in the days when they played football. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying. Well, not least athletic. I was just too little. There you go. I was too light.


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[Assistant] And fair and fairly decent shots. Yeah. Decent allegedly just allegedly. Oh man. I was back in the day when, when the Mallards actually migrated down.


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[Assistant] Some morning as soon as the sunlight, when it was breaking daylight, we look in the book rush and here comes ripples and we can't tell what it is. And look, it was nine river otters.


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[Assistant] They come swimming out, just like horses, like cowboys. Come swimming out.


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[Assistant] They went down at the end of the, this was on Moss Lake, went to the end of the lake and just started circling.


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[Assistant] And we were watching saying, what in the world are they doing? About that time they circled, they got sold and they all hit the middle and hey, then they come out with about a 30 pound Buffalo went to the bank and hey, you ain't there to have a look at the ground and then, you know, they had a big fight over it.


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[Assistant] He was like, he was like Mack, uh, Mack Owens. He actually built houses as a teenager.


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[Assistant] Is there a hole in the floor? No, one in my home for years. Let's go to the door. And what the coolest part about this was okay is he built it in mind. Okay. Cause


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[Assistant] The sleeping quarters were inside and the hunting porch. Okay. You had to walk upstairs and that's why you say.


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[Assistant] Hey, and hey, in the heat, we turned it on, and we just sit out there on the porch, and it had vents coming out behind you, you'd be just toasty.


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[Assistant] On the coldest day. I'm in. I will make the client experience. How many?


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[Assistant] Look how they found this. Okay. It was, was Tommy was in college was all in college and, uh,


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[Assistant] So hey, Tommy and Phil and two more football players jumped in that beat up the Beatle, VW Beatle.


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[Assistant] And when went, okay, hi, you had to have a four wheel drive and get in there or walk.


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[Assistant] Oh no, y'all, so look, they would get stuck, just get out of it, pick it up. Hey, four of them, pick it up, stand on dry ground, get back in town.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I, uh, yeah, that's how they found it. And they wanted to look at it, you know, and said, uh, they found stove Creek.


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[Assistant] You know, instead of steep banks. But I think steep banks.


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[Assistant] But anyway, Tom and them said, but we'll height and feel looked at and said, Hey, we can put it up, put about an eight foot dump in here and we'll scrape.


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[Assistant] And then see what happened. Oh no, hey look, hey they put that thing in there and it rained big time. And hey, it formed moss and fish lake.


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[Assistant] When that thing, when we put that dump in there and made it, then the Corps of Engineers come in there screwed around with it and just run it.


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[Assistant] Well, they did, they rectified it, cause they come down a hole like...


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[Assistant] Oh no, they hired a cricket downer.


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[Assistant] He done it with a dozer. He put it in there with a dozer.


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[Assistant] And, and, you know, just from daylight to dark, be break, they would.


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[Assistant] Just a bunch would come in a circle going down in the hole, because what it was, it was a 30 foot circle, 30 yard circle.


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[Assistant] Under that big cypress tree and then it was solid buck bush, you know.


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[Assistant] That was the highest tree in that whole swamp area there.


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[Assistant] They just fly by. They come fly by, you just go ahead and kill them. Yeah. Wop. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're not stopping here, we're heading to Mexico. Hold! Hey, you know, here's the thing, it's so high, shoot them up there and when they hit, it would bust their chest open. Feathers pushed off.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was insane now, but you talk about beautiful man. It was, it was full of deer.


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[Assistant] That swamp runs for miles, okay, and that's where all you fish came.


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[Assistant] It was just, we pulled up and shut the Jeep off, and all you could hear was...


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[Assistant] And what it was, was brim feeding on, on the mayflies.


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[Assistant] And I mean, hey, I'm talking to a million of them because you could just see them everywhere. And you could probably call. Oh no. All of them. Look, when I first done bass fishing up there, anything that hit the top of the water. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It hit the water when it made the ripple.


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[Assistant] If you look over 50 yards, it's just a big wave would be coming. I call them cross-eyed mean bats.


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[Assistant] Well hey, Bill, Tommy and, and whoever else went with them.


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[Assistant] During flood states, they went up in there. And they was, uh, they pulled up from the riverside on that dump.


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[Assistant] Bass. On top water? On top water. Oh my word. Oh no, we went up there one summer, okay.


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[Assistant] Well I bought everything that didn't have a five. Well I bought all five of them.


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[Assistant] Different colors, you know. So I go up there the first time, throw it out there, it hit, let the ripples go away, poosh.


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[Assistant] That bass bit it and crushed it. Cracked it.


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[Assistant] Split, split the bait, and this is hard plastic, so aye, I cut, really didn't cut it off. Put the next one on, same thing, another three pounder, boom. Was the same thing. He, he cracked that one.


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[Assistant] He cracked four in a row, they cracked four in a row now.


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[Assistant] So I had that last one, I tied that last one on there, and I said, good grief, I'm down to my last mate, boy, I hope he don't, y'all. Threw it out there, same deal, three pound, boom.


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[Assistant] One of the other coup d'etat we've seen up here, we won a pair of floodstates.


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[Assistant] We're going on the dirt roads in there, checking all the spots for the water.


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[Assistant] Coming over the, coming over the road. We come around the bend and looked over and Phil said, what is that out there in the woods?


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[Assistant] No, no, they're all in a line and they all got their snout.


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[Assistant] Stuck down the water till the water is like right here.


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[Assistant] Phil just shut the stupid truck off and we sit there for a few minutes.


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[Assistant] You know, we sat there for a minute and all of a sudden one of the biggest one in there just went, whoa, his head was on the water. He come out of the water with a jackfish about this long.


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[Assistant] Well, they all run away and got on dry ground and you are fight broke out. So they're fighting over that big jackfish.


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[Assistant] Lined up again, stuck them snouts in the water.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you they lined up about five foot apart and I mean a straight line.


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[Assistant] Deer hunting. Deer hunting. Sitting on a deer stand. Look, here comes pigs. Yo, there. You know, everyone's wild root. Hey, I looked down there. Oh.


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[Assistant] I said, oh, what's that gonna do with that Congo when they come up on him?


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[Assistant] And I mean, hey, here's a grown woman curled up.


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[Assistant] I'm behind Phil, always am. Okay, he's leading, I'm back there behind him.


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[Assistant] Probably a thousand times. And he's barefooted. Okay. Yeah. That's what, that's what the deal is. He barefooted.


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[Assistant] And I'm telling you a thousand times that foot goes down. I look over there and I see.


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[Assistant] See just like this, just a black, black ring and a white spot in the middle of it. All you see is that right there.


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[Assistant] It feels done, moved on and I'm going, whoa, he's what I said, Hey.


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[Assistant] No, no, not one of them, not one of them, it was on a fish lake because he got out of the boat run.


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[Assistant] Tommy had Tommy had had let us off and went somewhere with the boat.


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[Assistant] So we'd sit there for about an hour and Phil looked over at one of them big shopping street and he said, hey,


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[Assistant] And he was just coming out of the end of the boat, running out. We said, Phil, he's what I said, guess what? He just flew off the lamp.


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[Assistant] I said, he waited till he saw your ripples and he left. It was 18 degrees.


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[Assistant] Back when men were men. Oh no, yeaah. That was back about, hey, that's what, that was, that was the battle cry. He's a man.


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[Assistant] Cause it was always competition. Tommy was on, on, on fish lake. Okay.


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[Assistant] Cause he was close to be break. That's where all the ducks, we just left that as a sanctuary. You know, when we got mad and wasn't no duck, then we'd hit them and then we would burn them. Man.


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[Assistant] But it was always, it was always competition. It was feel out bowling and all the drugs. Okay. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] And then it was Joe Tommy and his boys, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, cause they didn't hear them over on Moss Lake cause they, you know, they were like, hey, throw that whiskey bottle up.


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[Assistant] And I don't even know how to, the devil himself. Okay. Jesus took a man that was totally out of control and made him a pretty decent person.


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[Assistant] Macky, Macky don't play, she gets right to the point. To the point. All over the death.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't go see the Summer Santa. I went to, uh.


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[Assistant] I do appreciate everybody in the comments of the morning where we were saying that that was going to happen telling me how I'm not a man and everything else. Did that happen?


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[Assistant] If that's what we're using as definition of making a man, then we, we need to redefine that deal. Manhood. Yeah, it's fine. I feel great. I would. Nick Cannon's a man. Boy, ain't that true. One of the manliest of men.


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[Assistant] That's a joke I do. But, now, I'm like you. It's just like you said, all fair. Like, if that's something I had to do every five, ten years to make sure that kept going, sign me up. That wasn't bad at all. Run it back. Nothing to it. And then, yeaah, then we went and hung out with the Wheelers for a week. Saw that on Facebook. Took the boys on their first road trip.


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[Assistant] What time did you leave? Their bedtime, which is like six 30. So we did everything. Everybody we talked to suggested just work through their day as normal. And when you would go to lay them in their beds to put them in the car seat and go.


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[Assistant] It, yeah, it worked as well as I think it could have. They woke on the way there, they woke up one time around Tuscaloosa. We gave them a bottle.


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[Assistant] They went right back to sleep. Can they, they're holding the bottle now?


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[Assistant] Hands up. Brittany did ride in the backseat, like with the, around them. That way, if there were any.


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[Assistant] Anything happened, um, she could take care of it and I just drove the whole time. But so on the way up, one wake up, they were fine. We got like an hour sleep at night. By the time we got all our stuff moved in and they woke up for good for the next day. But that was, that was a little rough. That very day was a little, little trying.


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[Assistant] Uh, but then stayed up there and then on the way home, they did not wake up at all. They woke up when we got to the house.


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[Assistant] No, that ride home was terrible, man. They're, they're sound machines, so we have these little portable sound machines, well one of them went out.


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[Assistant] Over the, over the vehicle speaker. Martin, I'm glad to see you again. But, I was up, I don't even remember the state of Mississippi. Like, I just, I was like zoned out. You didn't miss much. Zing. I woke up around Jackson, obviously.


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[Assistant] They gave Brittany a lot of peace to know that she could take the boys and travel by herself if she needed to because they did. They've reached that age. They did over well. Road warriors. Swimmingly. Yes, they did a fantastic job. They handled everything we threw at them. She took them to the aquarium for the first time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so that was fun. I didn't go. You didn't go? No, I went to the other aquarium called Lake Chigamaga. What the fish are. Yeaah, I found my own version of fish and got to touch them and pet them and put them back.


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[Assistant] And then the boy's first protein that I'm aware of that's not a plant protein. So me and Jacob went and caught a bunch of crappie and cleaned them and blackened them and Jackson straight smashed little crumbled up crappie.


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[Assistant] That don't mean I gotta go today. I'm just saying, like, you know, boy likes fish. And Waylon ate some too, but he's the pickiest of the eaters. So I was like, hmm, there you go. We on to something now.


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[Assistant] But that's it. That's where I've been. That's what I've been up to. She even caught a few fish. So we took her out. She reeled in a couple. Uhm, so it was a good time. It was, it was a real good time. Uhm, highly recommend 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10.


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[Assistant] It's that time of year, it's our fun time of year, it's when everybody starts thinking about hunting.


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[Assistant] We're, we're officially like in the hottest part of the year. So everybody's like, all right, what are we going to do when it gets cold?


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[Assistant] So I'm sure y'all see it at the store. Probably the fishing sales have peaked or getting really close to peaking and then it'll start kind of dwindling off a little bit.


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[Assistant] So they hit the greens down there? What? That's your neighbors, the greens. No. They ain't got them?


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[Assistant] And told him once. Well, I'm almost certain that's happened, but that he's gotten sick of him, but he, he ain't ready to do that. I don't think.


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[Assistant] But no, it was funny. He woke up next morning, little purple eyes, like, that's my boy. All right, go ahead and go ahead and rip that bandaid off for you, mama. That one's, that one's going to be a good one.


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[Assistant] I think there's an understood rule of once you get south of the paper mill.


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[Assistant] I'm probably over 200. But there's always time to go back. There is time to go back. And look, now that I'm a father, you know, I'm going to have to... There's only one way to go back. I'm going to have to catch up on education because my kids ain't going to be smarter than me.


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[Assistant] So that's not going to happen. So thanks to the fine folks over at Hillsdale College, I can go back and learn for free. Boom. Like I can choose a course that interests me. I have browse. I'm going to get on there. And since the boys will soon be in school, I mean, I say soon in the grand scheme thing.


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[Assistant] They've been around since 1844. Unfortunately, they're not listening to common sense people like us. So, but look, if you are interested.


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[Assistant] In sharpening your knife, you gotta keep your, you gotta keep your knife sharp. So if you're interested in sharpening a knife, learning a little more, maybe you wanna learn about something else.


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[Assistant] There are 39 free courses to choose from. They're easy to follow, self-paced, so you can start whenever you want, finish whenever you want. In fact, you can start right now. It's super simple. It's all in one place. There's no long-term commitment. You can learn what you want, when you want, whether it is like we talked about economics, chemistry, the US constitution, CS Lewis, CS Lewis.


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[Assistant] They're, they got stuff and you're not going to be alone because over 3 million people have done it. So in this place, Hillsdale College has been in business since 1844. That's, that's even pre 1900.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, that's way back when. So, you know, if they've been doing it that long, they're good at what they do. They teach the right stuff. You can enroll now in Hillsdale's not for credit online courses program. It's free. It's fun. And we'll change the way you understand our country, the world, and your place in it. So there you go. I mean, like Johnny D said, in our world economics is probably something worth brushing up on. I mean, and they've got a hundred percent.


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[Assistant] There you go. Or if you're interested, if you're a history nerd, like Si is, I mean, Si loves watching history stuff, go ahead and read the fine details of the.


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[Assistant] She ain't sobered up yet. Give her some time. Let her sit it out a couple more days.


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[Assistant] Nobody likes a thief. The problem with the court of public opinion is that baby sticks.


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[Assistant] That one in the court of law, you can make a plea deal, get out of there. That court of public opinion, you ain't making no plea deal. You guilty. You guilty. You guilty till proven innocent in that one. I noticed Johnny D had the justified pages today.


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[Assistant] Well the problem is like when it first started I'd go in there and you know they got them sitting by the register and I'd know like three people on the front page. I'm like dang gum man.


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[Assistant] But you, Phil's the king of that. I wasn't arrested, I was detained. Detained. Detained. Anytime them handcuffs come out, you's arrested.


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[Assistant] It's all, I'm serious. See, y'all talk to him. I try to be as quiet as possible. Oh, I'm talking.


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[Assistant] Me, I'm more, if I open my mouth, I may incriminate myself. I'm just going to be quiet. Is that him?


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[Assistant] Now that is true. Oh yea, that is. That's very true.


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[Assistant] But now I kind of want to tell Willie and see what he comes up with.


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[Assistant] See, that's not as cool when you live behind a gate. Phil ain't got no gate though. You need to stroll up there.


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[Assistant] And you were legally blind. Let's not kid ourselves. Now that you're glass free, I


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[Assistant] He got tired of getting molested every time he walked into Dollar General.


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[Assistant] Nah, he'd be done hit somebody between the eyes. Fair question here.


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[Assistant] What he's saying is he's got the mouth of a four year old. And no filter.


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[Assistant] The first thing, like, when we went up there to visit, the first thing Jacob's four-year-old daughter said, she looked at me, cause I didn't have no hat on, she said, you've got short hairs like my daddy.


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[Assistant] Roll tide at the wrong place. 100% him and Phil both. If you don't want them to say something, then just don't bring it up. Don't bring it up. Cause if you bring it up, that's what's on their minds.


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[Assistant] What's the difference between a white lie and just a full blown lie?


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[Assistant] Type out a thing you wouldn't say to that person looking right at them. That's exactly right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, your best friends you fought the hardest with. Yeah, I can think of two of my best.


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[Assistant] Oh, love going up against buddies in football. Yeah, okay. No rules. That's where you get them back. No rules and we got pads on. Let's go.


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[Assistant] That's just all about attitude. You was, you just didn't have the right attitude. Master man's all between the ears. It ain't got nothing to do with physicality.


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[Assistant] I can tell you right now, I'm big too. And I saw, I knew some of them little linebackers and safeties though. I said, boy, I hope they don't come downhill. Let's play.


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[Assistant] Cause they gonna knock my two front teeth out. There ain't nothing you can do about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it don't matter. Yeah, but that don't matter. If they got a screw loose in between there, they gonna hit you with everything.


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[Assistant] I'll say it's a good thing that I wasn't his guard. Cause you protect your center, man. He got to snap the ball. That's the worst position on the deal.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just like the army. You got infantry and you got command. You know what I mean? So, those of us in the infantry, we just go out there. Let's go.


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[Assistant] I didn't say me and my brother was six years apart, so I always had a weapon.


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[Assistant] Wait, oh he's older than you? Yeaah, I had a five minute equalizer. Golf club. Like, well I never went with a golf club, but a stick, or a ball. If I could get that first shot from distance, we got a chance.


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[Assistant] Other than that, cause if we got an arm race, he got me, you know, he's two years older than me. But if I get that first shot in while he's still a little bit away from me, I stood a chance in, but.


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[Assistant] I tend to have a respect for a relationship that's already in place. I ain't trying to break that up. If it, if it's meant to happen, then that will happen. I ain't trying to get in there and wedge my way in. You talk about a good way to find yourself in the situations we just talked about.


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[Assistant] Yes, I have to give you really good advice on getting hit in the mouth. I'll tell you this. Well hey, that's what we were talking about. But, you know.


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[Assistant] Hey, do whatever you feel led to do. They ain't married. I'm more of a just kind of...


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought you was watching like Jurassic Park or something, man.


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[Assistant] Especially not if you're pregnant with another child.


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[Assistant] There's probably some timing issues going on there that could probably be a little bit better.


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[Assistant] Over 300 girls get baptized. It was amazing. It was, uh, it was incredible. It was awesome.


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[Assistant] And if you read through the Bible, it's time and time again where people might say, I'm stuck, like Daniel in the lion's den, he might have felt stuck, but he was positioned there and he was able to give God glory. God was able to rescue him and it was able, he was able to change the king's mind.


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[Assistant] Exactly, I mean, Joseph in the prison, I mean, even Jesus in the tomb and the grave, and yet he's positioned so that he can roll that stone away and give us hope for eternity.


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[Assistant] And so, it's all about like, you think you're stuck, but maybe you're just positioned so that other people can see God's glory through you, and also so that you can see His faithfulness to you.


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[Assistant] That's right. It's so cool. We're teaching honey the promises of God right now, like,


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[Assistant] Not trying to say, these are the promises of God, learn them, but just say come up because


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[Assistant] Some of the things Honey will say, like, she's afraid whenever I leave her, you know. She's like, don't leave me, don't go to work. And then I always say, you know, God says He'll never leave you and never forsake you. And so, you're never going to be left. And just casually in conversation, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, or she gets a little bit afraid at night in the dark and I say, you know the Lord says, fear not for I am with you and even whenever you feel alone here, he's with you. And it's just so cool because uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, it speaks to every little fear she's having, the promises of God, and for me, uhm, it's encouraging me as I speak them over her, cause I'm like, oh, he's with me, he'll never forsake me, I don't have to fear, cause he's-


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[Assistant] Look, check this out. Look how cute this page is. Put love first.


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[Assistant] We did. We wrote this book together. We also have, you know Josh Kirby. Dr. Josh Kirby.


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[Assistant] He's got a doctor in front of his name. And I'll tell you why we did that, because when Christian and I, we had been asked a couple of times to write a relationship book, we were like, I just don't think we're ready to write a relationship book. Like, we're almost four years into marriage, that isn't, you know, expertise status, you know? We're so young.


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[Assistant] I know, exactly. So we were unsure about it and then Josh Kirby actually reached out to me and was like, Hey, so I was just thinking about this idea. What if we wrote a relationship book together and I could use, cause he's a counselor and like marriage and family counseling.


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[Assistant] And he was like, what if I spoke into it from a counselor's perspective and practical perspective and you spoke into it just like, hey, here's the reality of relationships. And I was like, now that's actually a really good idea, but even more so.


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[Assistant] One thing Krisha and I talked about is like, yes, we are not relationship experts at all, especially not when it comes to marriage or even dating, engagement, and even when it comes to relationships with people like your family members, your in-laws, your, uh,


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[Assistant] Friends, whatever it is, but we do know this, that if God is first, because God is love, if He's put first, then love will flow from that and every relationship will be blessed from that. So we were like, why don't we write a book, and it's more of a devotional 90 days of how to put God first in your life.


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[Assistant] And from that place, how blessed all of your relationships will be in your life. And so we talk about it all, all aspects of relationships, but center point being, if God's first, everything else will be blessed.


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[Assistant] I think having God first in your life is essential because


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[Assistant] Everything else is so temporary, even our life. So when things fall, if you don't have that anchor point of a God who's eternal,


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[Assistant] It's an encouraging message that no matter where you are, God's using but it's also a hard message to really swallow sometimes because sometimes


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[Assistant] Well, after I preach the message, I go over to the side and uhm, there's an altar call and people are just responding to the message. People are coming up to the front to just be with the Lord. And I see her walking down, the lady with eye cancer. But when she got to the front, she actually didn't get down at the altar.


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[Assistant] How this message relates to your life? Like, do you feel like your position and all that? And she sent me like the most amazing response and she was like,


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[Assistant] You know, this has definitely been the hardest thing I've ever walked through. But through it, I have seen God's hand. I've experienced His goodness. My faith has risen to another level and she was like,


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[Assistant] She said, uhm, cancer is my diagnosis, but it's not my destiny. And she was talking about just heaven and all this stuff. And I'm like, that's a woman who is anchored in faith, who God is first. And then she can go and love other people because she's so filled with love herself. It's very powerful.


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[Assistant] Well, people are seeing that right now through the movie, through the blind. I mean,


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[Assistant] So many comments on my Instagram about seeing Peppa Phil's life and saying that's what God's doing in my life, or can do in my life.


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[Assistant] We talked about that, like, Christian and I, when we were dating and engaged, we read a lot of books together, and it was so helpful because, uhm, yes, it gets you having great conversations.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a little bit deeper conversations than maybe you naturally have when you're reading a book together because you can talk about those points. And when we wrote this, right, this is so cool because we did that with other people's books and now hopefully this can be a resource for people to do. Uhm, it is, it's a community book. I mean, it's find meaningful connections with God, your people and your community. So we actually encourage you to do it with someone. Do it with a friend.


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[Assistant] Do it with your spouse, do it with your mom, whoever you're kind of having mind to just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and actually it's not even as much like God girl, it's more just even personality types, like things that Christian tends to, uh, struggle with more just being more of a perfectionist and more of that, like liking things to be a certain way and then me being more of a


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[Assistant] Mom and I did a whole conversation on my podcast, a messy conversation about


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[Assistant] How old's Haven? It actually was really fun. She is only four months and everyone was like, you're taking a two year old and a four month old by yourselves to Disney World, but it was so fun.


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[Assistant] We went to Disney World, and I will say, if Haven was not as chill of a baby as she is, it might have been crazier, but she's so chill and Honey is obsessed with the princesses, so it was like a good age. It was a good age.


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[Assistant] It's really cool because like even when we watch the movies, you know how it shows like the castle and the fireworks and honey loves that part of the movie. And so she got to see that. So now when we watch the movie, she goes, remember when I saw the fireworks in the castle and it's so cute.