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[Assistant] I've been, like, people, camera man, seeing the run around, like, that's, I'm like, nah, I couldn't do that. I wouldn't even have time for that.


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[Assistant] I literally did it on like two videos. I did it. I had a Playboi Carti and Rich the Kid video.


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[Assistant] That video and the Migos, see what I'm saying. And once I did it, they start running off with it. I stopped doing it. Yea, facts. Like I was like, aight cool. It's weird cause shit.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, for sure, like they need to get played out with that, uh, massing people eyeballs, I don't know, I hate it.


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[Assistant] It's like, they taking the effects too far. Like, I didn't see a video where it's like, I can't watch this. It's like they went to the computer and pressed all effects and do every effect on they computer.


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[Assistant] Different effect every two seconds, like you can't even see, like if you can't even see the rapper rapping the words, that it's changing so much, it's like alright, it's too much.


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[Assistant] But I was like, oh, this could be a scene, like, I can't, like, we a dude, like, this right here, there's slow motion right here with him smoking.


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[Assistant] I pretty much know, like I done shot so many videos, it's like I know what I'ma need. Like if, cause I know if we only shooting in this one room, I'm not gonna have a lot of cuts to go to. So I gotta make sure I get a lot of B-roll and extra stuff to put in between to make it, you know, a real video. Oh, that's facts.


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[Assistant] So that probably was the longest too, like I didn't do two days shoots and stuff, but then it'd be like just adding other scenes, but that was like...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, for sure, but if they get on the song and it's like, people are like, I often have seen this song, I want you to write a treatment.


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[Assistant] I mean, I got the cover art, it's really like the, uh, actual, like, ray, uhm, can.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm trying to see how I'ma go about getting it, uhm.


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[Assistant] Like I'ma go to try to get a back and forth or whatever, but if not, I'ma put it out like a series, like episode, episode, episode. Cause them series on YouTube's be going up. They be going up bro. They be going up, like for sure. And then that way, even if I do go to YouTube route.


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[Assistant] What is this? I wouldn't expect this from you. Like, eventually that's how I hit him with a curve ball, but coming out the gate, I'ma give you what you want to see. Like, straight to it. Bunch of guns and all that. Exactly, exactly.


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[Assistant] Once I saw I was working with a bunch of Atlanta artists going back and forth from Atlanta to Chicago, I'm like, the Chicago wave, I got that on lock.


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[Assistant] So I'd rather branch off and live in Atlanta and just go back to Chicago hearing that. So I was shooting videos with Pablo on, Rich the Kid, Skipper the Flipper, the Migos, like that whole little wave. So I just started taking over Atlanta in a sense and they like...


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[Assistant] Right, for sure. It's like, it's so much, like we was just talking about this yesterday with Sal and Matt, I was talking to him. Sal and Matt. Yeah, my homies.


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[Assistant] Like, you'll hear about this person, something happened to this person, then next thing you know, two days later, you'll hear, you forgot about it, and you laughing at something else.


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[Assistant] Like, people were like, bro, like, you been doing like, everybody, like, that in like, came up.


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[Assistant] Then there's like big, big directors or videographers, I would say, like right now, like then reached out to me for it from Cole Bennett to Locker. Like Cole Bennett, he's through like a bunch of articles and still say my name and articles like, you know, paved the way for these types of videos. Cause like I said, it was literally nobody shooting videos back then.


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[Assistant] Hey, you take too much energy, bro. What's the point of me hating for? Like, good job, bro. Versus trying to spread the word hating is like, I don't even have time for all that. Like, good job, bro. Keep it going. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Definitely, uh, featured films, like, like, like, an hour, thirty, cause like the ones I'm doing now is really like short films, I just don't wanna...


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[Assistant] Jump out the gate, try to promote a real, you know, like film, so I'ma do it as shorts, but 5, 10 years for sure. 10 years, movie theater for sure. Like you could definitely be like, okay, I got something that's coming out in theaters. Like if everything, how I'm doing it, working it.


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[Assistant] At my pace, like, I don't want to rush it, like, try to hurry up and just get something and throw it out, and be like, what is this garbage, bro? And I'm just really taking my time, but five, like, yeaah, I can definitely have some full length films out by then.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, um, JD Youngin, um, there's a bunch of people that sign up. Youngin Ace, like they got a bunch of like up and coming artists and then they also got artists that's like, like they got Cameron, T-Pain, like those type of artists.


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[Assistant] I find it hard to believe that they couldn't figure out that the Greeks were clicking their books. I think they knew. In fact, I know they knew.


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[Assistant] I don't know. At the time that the deals were entered into, hard to tell. Would JP Morgan have done those deals? No. No. Too complicated, too small a counterparty.


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[Assistant] The French were cooking their books by reclassifying their pension obligations. The Germans were cooking their books with gold transactions. This was a time when Europeans were generally cooking their books.


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[Assistant] I find it hard to believe that a continent that can figure out, you know, pretty precisely how many centrifuges Iran is running at this moment, enriching plutonium and uranium, couldn't figure out that the Greeks were cooking their books doing currency transactions with Goldman Sachs. I think they knew. In fact, I know they knew. And they just didn't care.


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[Assistant] They knew. The Greeks had a constant dialogue with Eurostat. That doesn't mean that they didn't play a few tricks along the way that Eurostat didn't know about, but the Eurostat knew the big ones.


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[Assistant] We can do this all night. Is that what you want?


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[Assistant] Put me down? You got a shit fucking memory, wolf. That's not how it went last time.


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[Assistant] You should probably get out of here.


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[Assistant] Derivative is something that can be made up, uh, crafted right on the trading floor and sold the next day.


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[Assistant] Not exaggeration to say that trading of derivatives was really the lifeblood of the banks.


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[Assistant] How well do these people understand the deals that they're buying?


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[Assistant] And when you talk to bankers, what justification do they offer for selling to rubes out there, these complex financial instruments that they know they don't understand?


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[Assistant] But who could understand these products? Besides the bankers.


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[Assistant] You bought Bear Stearns in 2008 and they had done some deals in the town of Casino outside of Rome.


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[Assistant] You help them enter a derivative contract. Did it effectively lower their deficit?


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[Assistant] Right, get outside and play, son. Like, like normal kids.


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[Assistant] What are you, blind? Why, you don't see there's a line? I've been standing here a half hour already. You get to just walk in? Must be nice being the sheriff. Do whatever the fuck you like. I work here. And what great work you do, sheriff.


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[Assistant] Holly sister goes missing. No one gives two shits about her. Paperwork, waiting rooms, and that bitch Snow White looking right past me, then ushering me out the fucking door.


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[Assistant] The Jefferson County sewer financing and three billion dollars worth of borrowing over a two or three year period would be a huge financing at that time in the marketplace. It would be a huge financing today in the marketplace. Those numbers gets Wall Street's attention.


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[Assistant] He was the leading producer at JP Morgan and supposedly, uh,


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[Assistant] And we know how to work the swap program to help write off, uh, where you don't have to raise rates on your citizens.


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[Assistant] We just swap this debt. You won't have to raise rates. Everything looks great. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Oh, can we try the big silver one again?


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[Assistant] Get up there and disarm the snook. Hurry! Oh, be careful. I might have also put some bats up there the other night.


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[Assistant] You could just let it go, could you? You couldn't just let us take your underpants. No! You had to go and start asking questions!


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[Assistant] Well, fuckin' hello. Now you can get the fuck outta here.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd be willing to help you out of here. Would that help?


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[Assistant] Let me solve the mystery for you. They're pickled eggs.


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[Assistant] You gonna order something, or you just here to bother my customers?


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[Assistant] I think they have some at the bar down the street.


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[Assistant] Children! Everybody! I'm back! Enough of this!


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[Assistant] What's going on, man? How everybody out there on that set doing? Me, Steve, Anthony back here holding it down doing what we do.


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[Assistant] Anytime I'm not behind the glass with my boys, uh, it's, it's, it's a tough thing to, you know, watch from the outside, but I thought you and Anthony killed it.


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[Assistant] This man right here to my right, I think he doesn't give himself enough credit.


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[Assistant] Of how talented he is and his own growth. So shout out to my man, Anthony, who was out there killing it.


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[Assistant] Make sure that you all are tuned in to that. We gonna try to do this like what, once a week?


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[Assistant] We got some giveaways. We got a couple orders of business that we need to get taken care of. But Mike, I think we might've found another nickname for Anthony. Shout out to Freddie B in the chat. The Prince of Parma.


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[Assistant] On how we was going to go about this. Okay. So we got to give away four tickets to the USFL championship. Yep. Pittsburgh Ballers, Birmingham Stallions, man. Shout out to our man Boogie. Give me the ninth person with the word subscriber.


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[Assistant] Again, the ninth person with the word subscriber. Speaking of our YouTube page, our PCC air full question of the day is posted on our community tab today. It's not going to be in the chat. So we need everybody in the chat. Everybody that's a part of the UCSS community.


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[Assistant] Go over to the community poll, chat on our question of the day. Our question of the day is...


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[Assistant] What do you believe the Cleveland Cavaliers most significant issue is? The three options are roster construction, coaching, youth and development, and we'll give the answer at the end of our first hour. While you're over there, make sure you're subscribing to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show as well. If you're already subscribed, make sure you go to tell a friend, a family member, a coworker, associate, a stranger, a baby.


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[Assistant] So we're talking about these young, talented pitchers and we get it, they're rookies, but if the Guardians make the playoffs, they're going to play a major role. We know what the changes was to the rules for Major League Baseball this year.


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[Assistant] Well with Bo Naylor also being up in the big leagues who's caught for, for all three of them. Does that help?


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[Assistant] With the learning curve, does that help make things a little easier for these rookie pitchers?


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[Assistant] Yeah, man, we actually, we got a couple things for breaking news, uh, right now. Uh, first things first, breaking news on the Cleveland Guardians. Steve, you can take tag board four. This is from Mandy Bale.


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[Assistant] The Guardians have optioned Logan Dallin to AAA and recalled Michael Kelly.


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[Assistant] Alright man, so as we move on to the cast, we got more breaking news. Uh, the Cleveland Cavaliers are fully guaranteeing for SETI, uh, Jetty Osmond, I'm sorry, 6.7 million contract for the 2023-24 season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, our next topic on the Cavs, and it kind of goes with this here, you know, we all know what the Cavs issues are.


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[Assistant] But which issue to you three rank higher in priority? Being the roster construction, the coaching,


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[Assistant] Or simply just the use of some of the players and the development of some of the players.


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[Assistant] You've educated me on how important the wing position is in the NBA. And I think that's something that all coaches, all, all general managers, all scouts know. And I feel like now just listening to you all debate this topic, why make the trade for Donovan Mitchell?


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[Assistant] If you know you need an impact wing, do you think Kobe Aldman actually explored trying to get a wing player first or was it all about just trying to acquire Donovan Mitchell?


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[Assistant] So, no, I guess what I'm saying is did he kick the tires on that first before he went about shopping for Donovan Mitchell?


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[Assistant] No, we gon' actually do that at the end of the first hour. But before we talk about Caris Lambert, I'ma say this about Imani Bates and I promise you I'ma leave it alone.


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[Assistant] I hope he hears the noise. I hope he hears the fact that nobody has anything good to say about him, that nobody really believed that he's going to have a significant impact on the Cleveland Cavaliers long term. I hope this dude like finds deep within this self that that extra, uh, to,


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[Assistant] Just basically silence the haters. And that's what I'm looking for. Like I told you all the other day.


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[Assistant] You can't measure heart and you can't measure that chip on your shoulder. I don't care what scouting port you put out there, man. When people constantly talk down on you, talk down on your name.


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[Assistant] That'll piss you off enough to go be great. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] So as we're talking about the uh, the Cavaliers and how their roster is constructed, reports are out there that the Cavs are set to offer Karras Laverte 15 to 18 million dollars a year annually. I know G said that he's not truly a wing, he's more of a two guard. So,


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[Assistant] What exactly cares LeVert's role on his team and how can he have the biggest impact for the Cavaliers?


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[Assistant] And as always, if you're looking for a job with career advancement and great benefits, well, PCC Airfold is the lead manufacturer in Northeast Ohio.


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[Assistant] Precast.com slash careers to learn more. So as we told you at the beginning of the show.


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[Assistant] Our PCC airfoil poll question was, what do you believe the Cleveland Cavaliers most significant issue is? We had 1.2 thousand votes, so shout out to the.


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[Assistant] Uh, roster construction, 46% of the vote. We had 29% of the vote with youth and development. 25% of the vote was, was coaching.


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[Assistant] So a lot of people believe the roster that Kobe has put together is the biggest issue and JB is probably the lesser of the evils. And as you said, it is noon and as always the 12 o'clock hour of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show is brought to you to our good friends by, uh, the Karla Company's championship.


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[Assistant] You get to see your favorite golf legends play in the Color Companies Championship, July 12th through the 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club in Akron. Fun, family-friendly events all week long feature new fans-owned experiences, free attendance for kids and concerts every night.


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[Assistant] There's something there for everyone, everyone joining us right now, making this ultimate Cleveland sports show debut. Uh, pretty good friend of mine, Fox analyst, Cleveland native, John Fanta. John, what's going on, man?


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[Assistant] John, my man, I want to play off of that. So I heard you yesterday on another local sports radio talk station and me and you share the same sentiments. I think I text you about it. The Cavaliers overall as a team is soft.


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[Assistant] It is really tough to run it back. But when you go to acquire talent going forward, you just can't outright ask a player.


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[Assistant] You know, do you have toughness? So in your opinion, how can they, how can they get over that hump of finding guys to fit the mold of being tough both physically and mentally going forward?


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[Assistant] I gotta give you some pushback on that. Cause I think you're viewing it as DeAndre Hopkins told the Browns now, told the Browns no, but it sounds like to me that this is a situation to where Andrew Berry is saying, no, I'm cool on this. I don't want to go this route. And if that's the case, is Andrew Berry making the right decision?


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[Assistant] Well, I think for me, so, I'm, me and McNuggets is on the same page. I really think that if he wants to come,


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[Assistant] He should come. I think Andrew Berry should go after him. But in the back of my mind is something that Jason told me I think last week. That whatever money that they have,


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[Assistant] On the books now, they're gonna use that to roll over into next year. Is that correct, Jason? Like he, he's comfortable.


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[Assistant] All right, man. So let's give away some tickets again. Of course. And then we've got another read. We got, we got the creator of the new dog logo sitting in the chat. So we can't wait to talk to him, but I'm a NASCAR guy. So the third person to type Dale Earnhardt Jr.


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[Assistant] In the chat, gets the next set of tickets to go see Boogie and his Pittsburgh Waller teammates take on the Birmingham Stallions.


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[Assistant] And try to win that championship. Shout out to my man, Dellon Hart Jr. anyway. I know you listening somewhere, my man. I know he is. He just gotta be.


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[Assistant] Don't nobody care about Ricky Bobby. He ain't got more wins than Dale Jr. Dale Jr. got, what, the second most restrictive play victories in NASCAR history?


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[Assistant] And speaking of shout-outs, shout-out to the Karla Company's Championship. Uh, make sure you go see your favorite legends play in the Karla Company's Championship, July 12th through the 16th. At the famous Firestone Country Club is out in Akron. This is a fun, family-friendly event all week long, featuring new fans on experience.


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[Assistant] They got free attendance for kids and concerts every night. So there's definitely something there for everyone.


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[Assistant] Make sure you learn more at callitgolf.com. Get your tickets and we look forward to seeing you out there. And with that.


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[Assistant] My man Houston, the creator of the new dog logo, makes his UCSS debut. What's up my brother?


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[Assistant] I thought that was like, remember the TV show Columbo? I thought that was Columbo's pipe. His tobacco pipe.


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[Assistant] By the way, those Newport Kings, if I used to go to the store for my mother, you had to get the 100s. Those the kings.


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[Assistant] No, we gonna do some final takes. We really don't get an opportunity to do that too often. So we got, we got a three man panel. We got five minutes. This should not take long. Let's go.


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[Assistant] That was pretty good. Anybody got one? I got one.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna wrap up final takes with this. I know y'all was all like lighthearted, but this is, uh, pretty serious. So I run across a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Who have a lot of dreams, have a lot of aspirations.


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[Assistant] But I noticed that they're not willing to do the difficult.


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[Assistant] Things necessary to accomplish their dreams. And I think that people need to understand man, I tell people all the time, be great and spread love.


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[Assistant] Being great comes with a price. It's not cliche. It's not something that we just say because it sounds good or a cool quote.


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[Assistant] It truly comes with a price. You gotta be willing to blood, sweat, and tears it. And the last thing that you wanna do


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[Assistant] As go to your grave and be looking up and knowing that you had all these things that you wanted to accomplish, but you allowed your fear to stop you from taking the necessary steps to get there.


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[Assistant] You know, without commitment, you won't get started. Without consistency, you will never finish. So if you're a male, female, young, old, and you got any dreams, any aspirations that's


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[Assistant] Out of this world, outlandish, go pursue them. Because as long as you got breath in your body, you can do whatever the hell you want to. You just gotta be willing to start. And if you're willing to start and stay consistent, you'll accomplish anything that you truly put your mind to.


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[Assistant] I will cast a spell of confusion around her to block any signals.


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[Assistant] That language. It's ancient Enochian. The language of Satan. Miserable traitors.


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[Assistant] I'm very well aware of your power, Gabriel. However...


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[Assistant] I desire to destroy this world.


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[Assistant] Okay, she's just scared. We're all scared, Luke. Don't act like we're the ones being irrational because we don't buy this bullshit story.


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[Assistant] This is just a waste of time, you'll see. And when she turns, I ain't gonna be the one cleaning up the show.


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[Assistant] Not out there we weren't. Not about the girl. I saw you get soft.


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[Assistant] What do you want me to do, Beck? Put a bullet in her? I want you to think about our family first.


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[Assistant] At the end of the conversation, there's basically no bright spots.


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[Assistant] And I say to the then-president-elect, wow, that had to have been the, uh, the worst economic briefing a new president's had in a, in a, you know, in almost a century. And the president says, that's not even my worst briefing this week.


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[Assistant] It's like you're moving into a new house and the roof's on fire and the basement is flooded and there's gas in the kitchen, there's a dog in the backyard. The question is, how do you make this house livable?


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[Assistant] He certainly talks now of having stared into the abyss after Lehman and concluded that that was not going to happen again on his watch.


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[Assistant] Obama was always looking for establishment guys. He was looking for establishment, um, input, even sort of establishment affirmation. Um, he, he definitely was a guy, uh, for whom credibility with the establishment was something that he cared about.


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[Assistant] The White House tells Geithner, look, we gotta tell the American people something. We gotta tell the financial market something, you know, ready or not. You guys are going to have to take this show public.


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[Assistant] You know, it sounds a little, uh, amateurish. It doesn't quite have the gravitas. You know, I don't think this is gonna inspire confidence when you deliver. So they, they get very nervous and they, you know, they tear that draft up and they're frantically reworking it.


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[Assistant] The stress test, which is ultimately Geithner's solution to this problem, kinda grows out of that idea that if you can just convince the markets that these guys are gonna be okay, that the whole isn't as bad as everyone's worst case scenario suggests, then


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[Assistant] The panic will subside, confidence will come back, prices and securities will rise, things will just level off.


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[Assistant] David Axelrod, Obama's top political advisor, very much wanted some scalps. Robert Gibbs, who was the press secretary, but also a very senior political aide, wanted scalps. And even Larry Summers thought there should be a scalp.


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[Assistant] And that was when the talk drifted toward, do you fire, you know, the CEO of Bank of America?


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[Assistant] He thought that there was perhaps trillions of dollars in losses and that uhm, you know, you were gonna need to do something really bold and aggressive to solve that problem.


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[Assistant] They sent all these supervisors from the fed to kind of look up and down the banks and to see if they have enough capital.


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[Assistant] You're tied down in this disaster of a public fight over healthcare.


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[Assistant] All of the energy of the political people in the White House are fighting this healthcare campaign.


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[Assistant] Well, he was told that appointing this team would present a problem. People will see it as reflecting the interest of the banks. You're bringing in the same plumber that caused the problem. Uh, why do we believe that they're going to be fixing it, at least fixing it in the interest of the American people, not in the interest of the bank?


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[Assistant] Many people in the administration and out of the administration were worried that the stresses that the system would be put through were


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[Assistant] He didn't want to disturb the banks. He wanted them on their side so that things were as calm as possible. There would be basically business as usual.


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[Assistant] The data shows the Fed was lending not just to American banks, but to banks all over the world in, in, in amounts that were really astonishing.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, sometimes what I like to do is I like to feel, I still like to feel the economics. I still like to get ramen noodles every once in a while to just remind you where you came from. It's basically just salt water with noodles.


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[Assistant] Now my cardiologist and my, uh, doctor, he don't like none of that. He be like, yo, G. Bush, how's your butt?


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[Assistant] Yes. Everyone calls me, everyone calls me G-Bush except for my mother. Yea. She calls me Garrett. She calls me Garrett. Nah, my dad just calls me A.


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[Assistant] They, listen, they gon' make their own minds up, real man. They gon', they gon' give y'all credit for whoever the best. Now, it just happened to be, I'll be the best a lot. So that's just what be happening.


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[Assistant] But you, you do understand that New Yorkers are, have like a whole nother octave and decibel.


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[Assistant] And you guys are easily, like as you get older, you get easily more frustrated and flammable. Like, like your mother probably was mad as hell that it was like sun outside. Like what the hell is going on here? This is, this summer should be over by now, but I still want it to be hot. That's true. It's just crazy.


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[Assistant] My dad, listen, there's a running joke. My dad goes to the drive-thru and me and my brother is in high school and we still do it to this day. If he goes through that drive-thru line, this man, they're not gonna get his order right the first time.


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[Assistant] They're just not because I don't know whether or not they don't understand him, but it's that way at Taco Bell, McDonald's, Arby's. They'll be like, yeah, can you be like, can I get a fish sandwich and a curly fry?


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[Assistant] And they'll be like, you want a hamburger and a frosty? They're like, and we're like, that is completely opposite of what he said. And this happens all the time. All the time. You never get too much the first time.


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[Assistant] Like, at the end of the day, like, bro, this, we, we out here trying to, at that age, you're just trying to get people better. You're just trying to get people, some people out here just trying to, you know what I'm saying, be active. Some trying to get better to go to the next level. Everybody want to win, but come on, bro, I don't, I don't like cheap outs. I don't like none of that.


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[Assistant] This is actually kind of, I'm going to show you as easy as defense.


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[Assistant] Defense for the Cleveland Browns actually cost them a lot of games, man. The Browns were in a lot of games. If you go back and look at the Yarders, you go back and look at just the time of possession, go back and look at some of the games that they were even winning against the Chargers. They were up in that game. They were up a lot, you know, in these games where you would think it would Jacobi reset.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't be able to continue to be in the game, but they were in the game like most of these games. So when you look at not being able to stop the run.


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[Assistant] No turnovers, really no pressure. Uhm, you know, just overall, missed assignments. Just, uh, it's a lack of just, uh, identity. I didn't, if you, if you turned on the Browns defense and you looked at what they were trying to do,


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[Assistant] You couldn't give a honest assessment of what is their identity and from play to play to play, what are they trying to take away? It just never, it never seemed like they were going to try to take away anyway, anything. They didn't want to get up to the quarterback. They didn't, they gave up a lot of yards in the pass game.


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[Assistant] And then they still would give up yards and gash and huge chunk 20 yard plays on the ground. Um, so for me, I think.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the defense has, uh, the most improvement because I think they brought in the most. It improved the area, which was weakest on the team, which was D-line.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, Zadarius, uh, is in the building. You got, uh, Dalvin Thompson. I think he was a big upgrade. You got obviously Miles Garrett. And I liked some of the pieces in part, some of the guys that they brought in a defensive tackle to compete. So I'm gonna go with the defense. All right.


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[Assistant] I would agree with you. I'll change my vote if they got DeAndre Hopkins.


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[Assistant] When you start playing, when you go into camp, every coach will tell you this. At every level, when you go into camp and you start playing, the offense looks like trash.


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[Assistant] And they always say the defense is always going to be ahead of the offense because the defense can do three things to ratchet up the intensity. They can actually bring more people. They can change their philosophy.


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[Assistant] All of a sudden, what you could do, you could, you could ratchet up intensity. When you're talking about an offense, you gotta have timing up front. You gotta have rhythm. You gotta have a lot more things happen. You gotta have a good snap. You gotta have a good throw. You guys gotta catch the ball. Coaches gotta call good plays. It has to be a mix. On defense, you know what you gotta do? They call one thing and say, we gonna run base.


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[Assistant] Here's the reason why I don't think it takes that much time. When you play defensive end, there's only two things you do. It's either a run or a pass. Blocking don't change.


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[Assistant] Take care of one man, don't let him climb to the middle. If it's a pass play, I need to get to my pass rush transition, get to a move. That's the greatest thing about being a defensive lineman. It ain't that much to look at. Lineman, offensive lineman, receivers, they got routes, timing, all of that stuff.


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[Assistant] The reason I say that you can do that defensively is at the end of the day, defense is about attitude, playing with passion, playing with leverage, and playing with some intensity and speed.


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[Assistant] That's what defense, that's what defense is. Either you got it or you don't. And I think what Jim Schwartz is going to give him that opportunity to finally play fast and aggressive, I think you'll see that.


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[Assistant] But listen, I'm not lying. I would have rather had Boogie playing than Tayden Bryant. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not, like, I would rather, they did not, they had arena league guys up front.


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[Assistant] I think he was a first, I know he was a first round pick. I mean he is a bomb. I didn't think he was a top ten pick, but I didn't follow Tim and Brian's career that closely.


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[Assistant] My mom don't even let me call these dudes bums like that. She's really not nice, but I do it all the time.


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[Assistant] Hey, look at Schwartz behind him, like, he was like, I bet you I thought I was gonna be returning these kicks, not blocking. And by the way, Minganuggets, I got a confession.


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[Assistant] Shoot. This is my confessions.


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[Assistant] You know what, I was, uhm, I was in the time machine yesterday, like I always do, it's about two in the morning.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna apologize to somebody. I'm gonna apologize to somebody.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I feel I was kind of harsh on this young, this young guy after he got drafted because I wanted somebody else. But I'm going to tell you what, I was looking at some stuff, started reading some material and um, Cedric Tillman might be alright.


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[Assistant] He's wearing on me slowly. I had to go back to it because I had this, this, this thing that hit me real quick. I'm like, man, I don't know. Give me Jalen Hyatt. I like speed.


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[Assistant] I do see what they saw in him. I like his game. I like his body type. I do think he's a sneakier athlete that people gave him credit for. And I just want to say Cedric Tillman is a guy that could be in the mix for some things. As I look at it, the Duke of knee jerk has gone back


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[Assistant] And excise that, instruct that from the record. Cedric Tillman, you're okay with that.


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[Assistant] You know, they gotta show me first. That's not part of being a fan. That's not like, that's on them. Like, you're part of being a fan. You can get excited in the off season. Like, think about it. If the Browns actually won the Super Bowl, or went further, or actually were good,


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[Assistant] People would be ecstatic, and you couldn't say, ah, it's year to year, Anthony. Year to year. Show me in September. Nah, everybody be happy. Show me the money! Come on, man, you can still be happy.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Alright, so, gee, you're up. Hey, going in number two, boo, you had to, you, you couldn't do it to, to him, you couldn't do it. See, this is the, this is debatable. You think I got Joe Burrow? No, no, no, I'm not taking Burrow. I'm gonna go with, with Ronaldo.


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[Assistant] Man, listen, it don't matter. We still got two more picks.


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[Assistant] You're up. Ah, this is easy. See, y'all be thinking like, really? Y'all coming to get back and get me? Y'all didn't like my Ronaldo pin. So what? Who cares? G. Bush has always got it. Guess what? I'm gonna, I'm running to the podium.


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[Assistant] Hey, it was such a great call. Everybody got quiet. Everybody on their phones. They're like, I gotta find me somebody. Give me Rumpelstiltskin and number 10.


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[Assistant] Uh, you guys. She's taking LeBron. No, no, no, no. You guys are, you guys are out of your mind. The biggest fighter still out there is John Bones Jones going against Steve A.B. Ochis at four! You're dead! Steve A.B. at four!


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[Assistant] Nah, no. Listen, who been the longest running? Who had the title the longest? Huh? Can we talk about that?


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[Assistant] It's a little tough. I'll take, I'll take them home just because.


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[Assistant] I mean, he touches the ball every play. Like he gets, like he has a say in every move.


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[Assistant] And plus, he got a coach that, like, I don't think, I mean...


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[Assistant] But Ohtani is hard because he's, he's like having two great- It's generational. And by the way, it's a travesty. If you vote for anybody else other than Ohtani,


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[Assistant] It should be, listen, if Votani is still playing this way, you should just tell the people, hey, you're not gonna get the MVP.


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[Assistant] Just go work for the Silver Slugger Award, work on your Golden Gloves, work on your game somewhere else, be a good philanthropist, but you're not gonna be MVP. Go ahead guys, what's the results?


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[Assistant] As he has all the jewelry on, he has the turnover chain, everything. Uh, by the way,


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[Assistant] Man, I got people that never lose. Chestnut never loses.


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[Assistant] I came in second with Ronaldo. All I had to do was say Lebron, dead.


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[Assistant] That's actually pretty good. No. Except for Chubb. That's an embarrassing team. Go ahead. Brooks Kepley is good.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, I was telling me nuggets yesterday, they're playing, I don't believe any major league team can win with the playing style they have.


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[Assistant] Hold on. Now for all of the stuff Tito does do well, let's keep it real. Sometimes Tito gets these irrational things where he loves a guy and he's just gonna play him even in these


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[Assistant] I don't want to say politics. I don't want to say like, and when I say politics, I'm talking about, man, you, he just be liking dudes.


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[Assistant] Look man, I just don't think, in plate discipline, they be disciplined as hell and still don't be getting no runs. I don't think...


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[Assistant] I don't think, like, I don't think the way they play is really, you can't, that can't translate to winning baseball. Like, we talk about with shooting and spacing and NBA, we talk about trying to, you know, build quarterbacks with medium guys and journeymen and just run the ball. We all know that don't work.


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[Assistant] So, so what you're telling me is they missed Ozzenino, right?


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[Assistant] You did kill it. You killed it. Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] Maybe the only thing I'm looking for is to see if the Royals wear them cool powder blues with the blue brims. They got cool hats on. The Royals are catching the A's.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't, I ain't never had no Tommy John surgery, but I will tell you what an orthopedic surgeon said. He said, you know, I took both of my ACLs.


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[Assistant] So, he says yeaah, you know, you can actually play without ACL. Like, after you tear your ACL, you know, there'll be a lot of blood in your knee and fluid, they'll drain it out.


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[Assistant] And you actually, if you can actually get all the information out.


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[Assistant] You can play without ACL. Uh, John Elway played without ACLs in his knee.


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[Assistant] However, the problem with that is, is it causes too much structural damage on the other ligaments, like your PCL, your LCL, your MCL. All those other different, you know, ligaments take that strain because there's no stability. Now, this guy's a young pitcher, and you look it up for your career, he ain't even got paid yet once, right?


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[Assistant] If you looking out, why would you put yourself in a position where I wouldn't even think about it? First of all, I'm pitching for the Guardians. They ain't paying you.


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[Assistant] I'm not his surgeon, I'm not his doctor, I don't know what's going on with his medical situation.


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[Assistant] All I would say is, I don't know very many people who opt for rehab.


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[Assistant] That is just trying to strengthen the area around it. The bottom line is he has something wrong that's causing him issues, right? He tried to do the rehab thing one time this season. It didn't work out for him.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he wants to go under the knife. You never want to go under the knife because you're never the same when you come out. But I would, I would err very cautiously.


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[Assistant] Every player is, every single player is very apprehensive about doing that because of just what you said. That's a psychological blow. Like, I'm gonna go in, get surgery and come out and I'm not gonna be back on the mound at 25?


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[Assistant] And you sign a big deal, you go in there, there's supposed to be a one, two, three physical, and all of a sudden,


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[Assistant] That doesn't mess you up when you be like, bro, I wasn't even watching your dad when your dad was young.


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[Assistant] The reds, the reds black uniforms are just, they're just awesome. They got crazy unis, bro.


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[Assistant] And if, and if you're a pitcher and you're in the mound being salty, like somebody showed you up, shut up. Strike him out. Get him out. Strike him out. That's it. Your stuff sucks. Yeah. What, what, what, I don't even know what this is.


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[Assistant] What are you waiting for? You have a big G. I like G's though. Obviously. But yeah, where's the, where's the, where's the, we don't got no Unis like that. You know what's cool is- I like them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is kind of there is court name. I like that and I like the the penguins got really dope classic uniforms. I like those too. Are there any penguins?


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[Assistant] You know, penguins are indigenous in, uh, Antarctica, not the North Pole, right?


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[Assistant] You're lame if you don't. Like, even when, so we started this show, like,


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[Assistant] And people to sit to popular, you know, you know, conclusions. People think that bull just was like, you know what? I believe in it. I'm already coming here. Bull was not like really like


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[Assistant] Thinking he was gonna be on this show. And then Steve was like, hold on, this Adam the Bull character, uh, it looks like he's done, where he's at. Do you know him? I said, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I work with him at the fan all the time. He said, uh, you mind texting him? See, you know, I text Bully, like, hey, yo, they trying to do this show, blah, blah, blah. This is what it is. Now after that, obviously, Steve and the rest of the upper higher ups took it and, you know, they, we got the deal done. But that'd be dumb as hell for me to be like, oh, well, there's a great guy who's good at his job.


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[Assistant] It's dumb as hell for you to be like, well that's not my job to do that. Right. Like come on bro, you don't wanna win or not. What are we doing here?


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[Assistant] I think, I was, it was a short on, and Dwayne Wade was saying how,


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[Assistant] It was the year that, that he, LeBron was recruiting him. He said notoriously, LeBron keeps all his cards to his best. Even with some of his best friends. And Dwayne Wade was telling him like, come on bro, I know you gonna, you wanna play in LA. I know you do.


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[Assistant] Why did he not fit in the locker room if he was so close? Yeaah, but they didn't have, they had D-Rose and Crowder, and then I heard Crowder


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[Assistant] I forgot, so you got, you had Jay Crowder didn't work. D-Way and Kevin Love like don't work. Isaiah Thomas is trying to get his money off and get back on the court. LeBron is like having an issue with the organization because they ain't doing what he's saying. And he's leaving at the end of the year. And he's leaving at the end of the year. And he wanted them to use that number 8 pick to go get something.


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[Assistant] That just goes to show you, man, like, this is very fragile. Uhm, dang, that is, and that 8 pick ended up turning to be Colin Sexton.


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[Assistant] We had Collins, Sexton, and Baker.


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[Assistant] Because he got 24, he was getting almost 25 a game, and people just, and you gotta think, at that time, we had, that's the Andre Drumming years. Like, so, it was, they was just, they didn't... The Cavs sucked.


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[Assistant] You couldn't compare him and Collin Sexton because Collin played, he scored on a bad team. Yeah. Right. You know, uh, post LeBron. So that it, that's a little different, but yeah, Polar.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna have to keep it real. Somebody tried to try to float me some stats for Deshaun Watson, say 3,700. No. That's a Baker year. Yea, right. That's a 2020 Baker year. 27 touchdowns, I need to, like, I had to keep it real with, cause like, we said 37 wasn't good enough.


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[Assistant] 37 and 28 touchdowns and 600, we said that was not good enough. So I gotta keep it real.


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[Assistant] This is what I can, I always, what I'm trying to do this year, I'm trying to put myself in other people's shoes to understand them. I'm trying to work on that.


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[Assistant] And I will say this, if you go back and watch Baker Mayfield, his rookie year,


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[Assistant] Like, Baker Mayfield would let throws go. Like, Baker would, like, he would sneak balls in these little small windows, and he'd be like, man, that's a hell of a, like, like, that's a big time pro. He made Brichard Pearman look like a number one receiver.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened. They had to move on. I don't know what happened, bro. He was on the trajectory. It wasn't like he was Sam Darnold.


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[Assistant] That year, he was, like that first year, that euphoria, remember they opened them coolers against the Jets? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, where I think social media got crazy, I think it was a, it's a lapse in the generations. Like, you take people who...


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[Assistant] Came up with computers and understood what computers and the internet was.


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[Assistant] And so you understood that you had to decipher between what was real and what was fake, right? But then you got a whole bunch of people who never grew up with the internet, never saw computers, and they just gave them everything. And then the algorithms are where if you start off bad,


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[Assistant] If you're, if you are, this is how, this is how crazy this is. And I'm gonna do this just for Jason. Even if your name is Imani Bates.


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[Assistant] And they put you in a regular season game. And you had to score 15. Take the million.


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[Assistant] He's a, he, like, he does this for a living, and I would tell him, nah, take the million cuz. If you were Imani Bates, what would you do?


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[Assistant] No chance. Like, you gotta think about it. And if the other team is trying, like, if they have an incentive, like, do you know, like,


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[Assistant] Great athlete. Hey, take the bag and run. Yeah, that's an easy one.


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[Assistant] 6'10". These two guards is 6'4", 6'3". Yeaah. Dejonte Murray giving you work.


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[Assistant] Oh listen, give me the 10 million. You would go for the 10 million? Hell yeaah. 10 carries in an NFL game, you gotta get 5 yards.


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[Assistant] You got batonio poaches and tell her that's a nice op. Listen, I'm taking that and I'm, if it's me, I'm tall. I can, I can fall for it for three years.


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[Assistant] Whoever's saying that just- It's a pulling guard ball. They don't never want to make it seem like a regular person could do what they do. But if you're a pragmatic defensive lineman, you understand that it's not the ball carrier that you're worried about.


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[Assistant] On Take Carriage, yes. Yeaah. I think she's wrong, but...


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[Assistant] Guys, five yards is not that much. Five yards is from here to there.


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[Assistant] I'm still fast. I don't know if Earl got no quick twitch muscles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he don't, I don't know if he got no, he ain't done no plyometrics and he told me he can't hoop. So.


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[Assistant] At that point, Geithner had never given a national press conference. This was the country's first view of this guy who was, you know, put in place to rescue the country from this crisis.


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[Assistant] Geithner didn't want to do it because it would kind of create this risk. It would create this conception that the government was going to come in and mess with these banks and that that would frighten off private investors.


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[Assistant] His thought was, well, we need to take over, to shut down, to nationalize the weakest of the banks. And A, that would set a good example, uhm, you know,


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[Assistant] Wall Street would see that if you gamble with, with, with your own fortunes, if you gamble with a country's fortunes and you fail, you're gonna get shut down, you're gonna lose. That's supposed to be one of the basic lessons of capitalism.


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[Assistant] I think it was clear it was an opportunity lost. He had a room full of very frightened CEOs. He was in a position then to make demands, and he didn't.


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[Assistant] I just tried to think of it that way and think of it as, you know, this too will pass and just get through it.


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[Assistant] The president made it pretty clear when, when he talked to us, you know, we're between you and the pitchforks guys and you need to.


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[Assistant] I interpret it as uhm, it's kind of a watershed time. Banks are the catalyst.


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[Assistant] To get us out of this morass that we're in. You can talk so long about the past, but at some point you gotta look at the present and the future. And I thought that's what he was saying.


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[Assistant] Paulson does not have the mentality of a regulator. He has the mentality of an investment banker. That the market rewards and the market punishes, so you don't need a lot of regulation.


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[Assistant] If you bail somebody out of a problem they themselves cause, what incentive will they have the next time to avoid making the same mistake?


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[Assistant] He was relatively sanguine, and he thought, well this is, you know, this is a one-off, that they, they screwed up, but, you know, others aren't going to be quite that bad.


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[Assistant] AIG has problems that make everybody else's problems look like child's play.


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[Assistant] They swallow hard and they do what they have to do. And so much for moral hazard, right? So much for moral hazard. Because you can't let AIG fail.


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[Assistant] Harry Reid, the Senate Democratic leader said, this is the US Senate, we can't move that fast.


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[Assistant] And he basically says, you can't leave this room until you agree to take this money.


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[Assistant] There we go. Well, good afternoon. I'm Johnson with Wells Fargo.


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[Assistant] Yelling recession this, recession that, as if you're economists. And, uh, I'm an optimist.


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[Assistant] You know, I believe there's a lot of positive things for our economy.


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[Assistant] A crisis in the country, and if we don't pass a piece of legislation.


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[Assistant] Lara, my little bird. I'd follow you almost anywhere, but that place has a bad energy.


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[Assistant] Okay, now take a firm grip, and slice him down the belly, like that.


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[Assistant] He died as a warrior. We'll send him on as one.


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[Assistant] All I know is that we can't use logic to understand this place. I know you think your instincts are a weakness, but they're a strength. Trust them.


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[Assistant] You're right. I should be able to fashion one from some pulleys.


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[Assistant] If we fight amongst ourselves, then we lose.


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[Assistant] Here, take this bow. I've been saving it for you ever since I found it. It's powerful. Can shoot an arrow into almost anything.


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[Assistant] Let's just eat, okay? Those bastards went quiet, but it doesn't mean they're gonna stay that way. If I'm going to die in this place, I'm not gonna do it hungry.


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[Assistant] She's right. When that storm hit the endurance, I felt it. Something dark. Something alive. This place is cursed.


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[Assistant] Look, whatever's happening here, Lara deserves a shot.


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[Assistant] My little bird. This isn't goodbye. I'm not gonna say goodbye.


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[Assistant] We don't get that back. We're not getting off this bloody island.


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[Assistant] I remember when you found that in one of your father's days. You ran up and showed it to me dressed in your penguin pajamas.


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[Assistant] You got great instincts, girl. You've just got to trust them.


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[Assistant] The tomb of an important general dating from the Kamakura period was discovered in our coastal dig site.


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[Assistant] Many of us felt that we were being asked to choose between the slippery slope to socialism and the next great depression. Not the kind of decision that you want to make at the snap of a finger.


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[Assistant] Every day, tens of thousands of workers make their way to Wall Street.


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[Assistant] They work for banks, brokerages, hedge funds, insurance companies, and mortgage lenders.


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[Assistant] It is the largest single sector of the American economy.


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[Assistant] An industry that is almost double the size of America's manufacturing sector.


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[Assistant] A business with enormous power and global reach. It is the industry that led America and the world


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[Assistant] into its worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.


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[Assistant] The banks say they exist to create wealth. Holding in trust our collective worth.


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[Assistant] Promising to invest the trillions of dollars that stream in from businesses, pension funds and savings accounts that belong to all of us.


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[Assistant] Bankers arriving in lower Manhattan were caught by surprise.


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[Assistant] The recession had destroyed 11 trillion dollars of Americans' net worth. A recovery seemed far off.


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[Assistant] In a matter of weeks, Occupy demonstrations spread to scores of cities across America and the world, calling for radical changes in the banking system.


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[Assistant] Bankers responded by saying that the answer is to move on and get back to business.


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[Assistant] Since the meltdown of 2008, there have been dozens of hearings.


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[Assistant] It's hard to pinpoint the origins of America's financial crisis.


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[Assistant] But one weekend at this resort in Boca Raton, Florida is a good place to start.


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[Assistant] The first journalist to tell the JP Morgan story was Gillian Tett.


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[Assistant] A kind of derivative that ensures a loan against default.


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[Assistant] Traditionally, derivatives were a way to bet on the future value of something.


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[Assistant] For hundreds of years farmers have traded derivatives to protect themselves against fluctuating crop prices.


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[Assistant] It is this type of derivative that has been traded on the commodities exchange in Chicago along with the futures of fuels, currencies, and precious metals.


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[Assistant] In Boca Raton, the JP Morgan team realized that they could use credit derivatives to trade their loan risks.


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[Assistant] The first big credit default swap was engineered by Blythe Masters and involved Exxon.


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[Assistant] So Masters started looking at who could take on their loan risk and free up JP Morgan's capital. She found a taker in London.


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[Assistant] The European Bank for Reconstruction and Development The EBRD


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[Assistant] Credit derivatives made it possible for a bank to skirt capital requirements.


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[Assistant] The Exxon deal was just the beginning, demonstrating that risk could be offloaded and capital freed up. JPMorgan had struck gold.


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[Assistant] In 1998, they decided to ramp up their credit derivatives operation.


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[Assistant] That year, another young banker joined the team, Terry Duyaugh.


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[Assistant] Previously, JP Morgan had written credit swaps on single companies like Exxon.


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[Assistant] Dujon was asked to write swaps on bundles of debt.


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[Assistant] Her first trade was a credit default swap on 306 corporate names on JP Morgan's books.


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[Assistant] And the bank facilitated this by slicing up the portfolio into different risk levels or tranches.


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[Assistant] Investors could choose how much risk they were willing to take.


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[Assistant] And so they began selling derivatives that were simply bets on any and all portfolios, whether the bank owned them or not.


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[Assistant] These products came to be known as synthetic collateralized debt obligations. Synthetic CDOs.


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[Assistant] It was the beginning of an unfettered brave new world of banking.


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[Assistant] Most of the members of the Global Derivatives Group at J.P. Morgan were in their twenties, including Masters and Dujon. But with the creation of the credit default swap market, they had made banking history.


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[Assistant] Soon, other banks got excited about the money to be made writing credit derivatives.


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[Assistant] Paul LeBlanc was a derivative salesman at Morgan Stanley who remembers the pressure to get more deals done.


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[Assistant] And because this market was opaque, the spreads, the difference between what banks could charge for derivatives and what it cost to provide them, could be huge.


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[Assistant] Proposals circulated to rein in the banks and to regulate derivatives.


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[Assistant] The banks lobbied hard for no derivative regulation.


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[Assistant] The chairman of the Fed, Alan Greenspan, sided with the banks.


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[Assistant] On Capitol Hill, supporters of bank deregulation made urgent stark pleas.


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[Assistant] Before them was legislation to lift restrictions on how banks could do business.


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[Assistant] Banks would get larger, and derivatives would remain.


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[Assistant] And so Wall Street discovered the rewards of funding the American Dream.


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[Assistant] Just as they had bundled corporate loans, bankers now bundled mortgages.


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[Assistant] Bankers spread their investing dollars across the country.


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[Assistant] But especially in states seeing historic levels of population growth. Places like Florida, Nevada, California, and here in Georgia.


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[Assistant] But what big banks on Wall Street did not or would not see was what was happening on the ground around the U.S. A wave of lending abuses.


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[Assistant] Housing advocates around the country took on predatory lenders.


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[Assistant] Despite the efforts of the mortgage lobby, the bill passed.


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[Assistant] Fearing similar bills in other states, the lobby helped to unseat Barnes and rescind the law.


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[Assistant] And more and more of these CDOs contained high-risk subprime debt.


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[Assistant] To keep the rating agencies on board, more credit default swaps were sold.


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[Assistant] They aggressively sold subprime CDOs to customers all over the world.


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[Assistant] A group of state-run banks in Germany known as Landesbanks were among the biggest customers.


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[Assistant] Desiree Fixler, who worked at JP Morgan, says she was amazed by these banks' appetite for subprime mortgages.


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[Assistant] Multinational Deutsche Bank did several deals with RKB.


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[Assistant] An investor didn't need to own any actual mortgages.


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[Assistant] So-called synthetic CDOs allowed investors to bet many times over on someone else's portfolio of debt.


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[Assistant] Between 2003 and 2006, Dick Kovacevich, CEO of Wells Fargo, remembers attending meetings with bankers and regulators.


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[Assistant] Most banks believed housing prices would never go down, let alone crash.


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[Assistant] In a settlement with the SEC, Goldman admitted that some of their marketing materials did not disclose important information.


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[Assistant] But Goldman claimed that their investors were highly sophisticated institutions.


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[Assistant] But there was confusion. At Citigroup they were running in circles.


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[Assistant] It would all come down to those credit default swaps. Would they pay off as they were designed to do?


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[Assistant] This time, it would be a run on an insurance company.


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[Assistant] AIG was on the hook for $440 billion worth of credit default swaps.


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[Assistant] The idea dreamed up by a group of young JP Morgan bankers at a weekend retreat many years ago was supposed to reduce risk.


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[Assistant] Today, the fallout is felt mostly in places that had seen the highest growth, like Georgia. Ground zero of the subprime crisis. Local neighborhoods. City streets.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, no one even knows who owns the properties.


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[Assistant] For more on this and other Frontline programs, visit our website at pbs.org slash Frontline.


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[Assistant] Why are you keeping me here, Maris? Your master would be disgusted with you.


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[Assistant] Every time a bank makes a loan, under banking regulations, they're required.


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[Assistant] To set aside certain reserves of capital for the loan. So JP Morgan when they made the loan to Exxon would have had to set aside


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[Assistant] And that's what actually happened is the amount of capital that banks had to hold got less. And so banks became able to create more and more credit. They could make more loans.


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[Assistant] And the basic business that they created was immensely profitable. But there's a problem with all of this.


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[Assistant] Most people in finance assume risk can be eliminated, but all you can do is move it around from one party to another party.


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[Assistant] By 2007-2008, all the smart money knew the game had ended and all the banks tried to effectively repackage what they were stuck with as quickly as possible and get it off their books. But there was a second parallel movement which was going on, which was all about, how can we take advantage of it?


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[Assistant] Remember, an insurance contract is only as good as the credit quality of the insurer. They have to pay you. And if they can't pay you,


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[Assistant] For whatever reason, then this whole process of risk transfer breaks down.


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[Assistant] Where we were manipulating banking results by moving the risk out through one door, but bringing it back into the banking system by another door. The risk was not leaving the banking system.


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[Assistant] And everybody in the world was connected to these chains of risk.


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[Assistant] And if any part of that chain breaks down because they can't honor the contract, the entire system implodes.


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[Assistant] When I was in, uh, Spain, any Spanish country, uh, like, they call me Diego, uh, everywhere else is still there.


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[Assistant] But like, I say it like, around my friends and shit, like I, I didn't, I'm not like no white boy who was like, I'ma say that shit just to be cool, like, cause I'm around all these people now. No, I've been saying that shit forever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, like MGK, you know, they went crazy with the diss, but I was like, thank you Eminem, like, for acknowledging me, like, shit.


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[Assistant] And I got, uh, the Justin Bieber, like, shout out to.


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[Assistant] Oh, yo, EmotionalZan's actually my homie, like, I reached out, cause he was like, people were like, John, weren't you calling him, like, he said he was calling himself Lil'Zan. Yeah, but he was like EmotionalZan.


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[Assistant] This is why I think Betrayed blew up so much, is because Cole Bennett was, like, poppin' with his videos, you know what I mean? And then, my bad, uh, he was poppin' with his videos, and then, uhm,


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[Assistant] People saw Lil Xan betray and they were like, there's no fucking way in this goddamn planet.


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[Assistant] People were, people clicked on it because they were like, we gotta hear what the fuck a little xan sounds like, you know what I mean? And then, then they were actually like pleasantly surprised that it wasn't just like some stupid shit, it was actually lyrics. And I think that's what, that's what I blew up.


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[Assistant] Like when we didn't even know, like I knew about you but I wasn't popping at all.


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[Assistant] Nah, I was, I didn't, you had clout, I didn't have clout.


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[Assistant] Uh, we just, I was just on one date, uh, the Ericsson Globe, uh, it was tight, yea, like, uh, uh, like, Nicki Minaj, like, has to, like, approve everything, so, like, shout out to Nicki Minaj for, like, letting me rock with her on tour. It was my first arena, so, it was, like, surreal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, I didn't, I didn't even see Juice WRLD. It was so hectic, bro. Like, their production team was like, hours behind. Like, they had to push the doors back and shit, like.


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[Assistant] So I didn't even get to see Juice WRLD. When you're on tour, you really just want to fucking go back to your hotel room and just get everything. Like ask these guys, that's my DJ over there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like every night you're recovering, but it's hard because there's like a party, you know what I mean? Like you're partying with like bitches every night after the show, but that's the time you need to be recovering, but it's like party with bitches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, yeah, like, like, I'm being very careful.


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[Assistant] That's the best part. In, uh, in 2019, kissing a girl is not cheating.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, in 2019, kissing a girl is like the furthest thing from cheating because there's a lot of other shit that's way worse than that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, I give him a good dick and then I want to cuddle and, you know, date him in two weeks and then...


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[Assistant] Like, to try to fuck my career up. Like, I really do.


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[Assistant] People will believe girls over a guy any fucking day of the week, like, they're probably gonna say some crazy shit and I'm probably gonna be like, I'm fucked like shit.


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[Assistant] Like literally all my hoes have been very loyal, like very loyal.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, yea, like, like, I've had like some loyal hoes, but there is a league of exes that I think about to like, try some shit on me, like. Is Noah in the evil group or the loyal one?


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[Assistant] No bad vibes, like, nothing, like, nah, she cool as fuck, like, shit.


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[Assistant] Billy Ray is cool too. The whole family is cool, man. Lil Nas X is dope, man. The song is hard.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, me and Billy Ray definitely had a conversation about like, making music and stuff. But I mean, you know, Lil Nas X, he got a banger out right now.


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[Assistant] I'm not a fan, bruh. No offense. I did not get a fan. I'm changing, I just want to be called Xan or Diego. Like, the little shit corny is fucked to me. Like, so like, I think Nas X sounds way better than Lil Nas X, cause it's just having that lil, like,


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[Assistant] No, but I, but I, I feel good, dude. But I think it should be like, not sex.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we actually smoked a lot. Yeaah, I had to think about that for a second not a long time ago.


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[Assistant] I don't even remember if she was smoking weed, honestly. I think she was, I don't know, I think she was, I don't know. I can't answer that question shit.


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[Assistant] I never saw a security guard, so it's kinda sketchy, but.


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[Assistant] He's the original Heartbreak Soldier. I used to tell him that all the time. I'm like, you're the OG Heartbreak Soldier. Wow. Like, my eggie break your heart. Like, bro, like everything I got was from you, bro.


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[Assistant] My sound, like my, my, I would like call my sound in music like lullaby, lullaby pop, lullaby trap. I make so many different, like he knows it, like it's just lullaby. Lullaby pop, lullaby mainstream, lullaby trap.


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[Assistant] That's all it is, really. Like, I have a sound that nobody else has, and that's why I'm loved, and that's why I'm hated a lot. Like, to be honest.


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[Assistant] Like, I got like, like, I just, I was at the club with the, I didn't show up with them, but I was with J-Rock, and J-Rock was like, I appreciate you, like, let's get in the studio and make a song and shit, and I was like, man, that means a lot, cause like, J-Rock, like, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I know Wack too, I know Big U and J Prince and all that shit from the start, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's crazy, it's crazy cause people wouldn't think like Lil Xan is like associated with around all these like rap like fucking like OG gangsters and shit but like I really am and it's kinda funny.


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[Assistant] How long ago was that? Cause they've been, they've been in this shit. A couple months. Yeah, uh.


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[Assistant] He, but like, I ain't gonna say it, but like, he, like,


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[Assistant] That one line, what about like Kim Kardashian or some shit? That's, that's like light compared to the shit he's about to stand out. Really? He's called like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I just know that that Kim K line is light compared to what the fuck he's gotta say though. Really? That's all I can say, man.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, no, there's been times where I wanted to be like, you know, like that, but I'm like, I don't want to be disrespectful, you know what I mean? I think that kind of would be disrespectful to cover your ears, but like, you've been in my shows bro, it's like, you want to wear earplugs and shit.


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[Assistant] You, you saw the, the novo hippie sabotage, uh, joint that I did, yeaah. That was, that was crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm saying M.I.A., like, people who say I fell off are retarded, like, I'm, like, I'm literally gaining, like, a hundred thousand followers, like, I'm about to hit 5.4, Justin Bieber is, like, sending me clothes, like, and talking about, like, working on shit, like, literally, like, who, like, how the fuck is that following


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[Assistant] It's just, it's just because I haven't dropped music, but I'm about to drop like, three hits on these motherfuckers, better than Betrayed. Like, I've been in the studio just cooking up, but like, I've been in the public eye on, on TV a lot, like SNL did a skit, like, me and it like a couple times, Seth Meyers.


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[Assistant] Like, there's been like, TMZ is always covering me, so, I'm more like on TV, like, than I am in the, like, people know me more as a celebrity, like, oh I seen, I know that guy from somewhere, or, I seen that guy on TV, or, or the,


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[Assistant] I was like, uh, I forgot what I said, but his reply was, it's only us at the top. Like, it's only us at the top right now. I mean, obviously he surpassed me after that, but like. For a period. Yea, but for a period, it was just us at the top, like. And I didn't fall off, like, I did not fall off. People are stupid.


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[Assistant] That's just people, like Lil Skies just hit me up the other day and he was like, people telling me like the same shit, you know what I mean? Like Smokepurpp, I was just talking to him and he's like, people just want to get under your skin and shit and try to like, cause like it really does get under your skin cause then you're like sitting there thinking like, what do I gotta do?


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[Assistant] It's just, they're just, they, like, they're, like, I'm falling off, like, what, what do you do with your life? We got McDonald's, Macy's, like, I'm like popping this fuck right now. Like, ask these motherfuckers, we, on our drive here, I like,


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[Assistant] Fuckin' 20, 30 fans in cars just recognizing me, like, with the windows up. Like, one guy got out the fuckin' car and came around and stopped traffic just to get a picture. Yea. Like, it was crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like you're always gonna like have times where you're stagnant and there's gonna be times when you're like, right now, like I just came out of a stagnant like place and now like I'm seeing like, I'm getting like 50,000 followers a day type shit like, well not 50, I would say


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[Assistant] Like I don't like being famous. Like I don't, I don't want to be famous. Like I literally can't walk to like outside my building without people


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[Assistant] Literally, like, right there waiting for me to, like, sign, like, a pic. Like, I love my fans to death. Don't get me wrong. I love my supporters. Love my fans. I love everybody that supports me. But, like, I'd rather just live, like, a regular fucking- I'd rather be rich than famous. Just have the money.


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[Assistant] And not be fucking recognized every single second. I can't even drive, bro.


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[Assistant] Nah, we gotta come up with- I got a dance coming out. It's gonna be tight. No. I got a song called West Side. Soulja Boy, when he came out.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I met Nipsey at Conflict, Rest in Peace Nipsey. I met Nipsey at Conflict's Con like, cause Stat obviously, you know, like knows him, all of these and shit.


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[Assistant] Uh, and uh, he was the dopest dude, bro. He was literally like the most humble fucking dude, like ever. Uh, so I'm glad that I had the opportunity to impact seeing me, Nipsey Esso, rest in peace.


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[Assistant] Shit. Crazy. It's, you know, that's, that's another topic. That's crazy. It's like 2018 will peep, yea, rest in peace peep, peep that in 2017.


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[Assistant] It's like, so, but it all feels like it happened in literally like the last six months, but... Your career? No, like, like, like, rapper's dying. Like, rapper's dying, so it's like, now Nipsey, the fucking legend died, it's like, this is a generation of rappers that are, the music industry, I feel like it's just killing, bruh, like, I feel like they're just killing us.


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[Assistant] Well, not, not in Nipsey's case so much, but like, I'm talking like, like, X and P, but like, I feel like they're overworking us, like...


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[Assistant] Like type shit, like, I know like how, how nipsey shit go, you know what I mean? Like, I'm cool with big U, like, and I'm cool with like, all, all, all of it.


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[Assistant] If they really would have just got them off drugs, but no, they just overwork us and that's why we feel the need to like, like indulge is because we're so overworked.


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[Assistant] We don't get, like, a break, like, rather be high doing this shit, you know what I mean? Like, I'd rather be high, like, on tour for three months than being sober, like.


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[Assistant] Like my sobriety has gotten way better. Like yes, I will admit, like I did relapse after rehab. I did get banned from Palm Springs as well.


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[Assistant] Like, and it was, it was the most peaceful meet and greet. People just wanted their shit signed. People just wanted to meet me, and I love my fans, and I, like, I've never denied, like, denied, like, a fan picture, like.


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[Assistant] Like, I support all my fans, but it doesn't change the fact that...


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[Assistant] That 100 grand and like, I really don't wanna be like, famous, but like, every time I've tried to like, self-sabotage myself with fame, it's only made me more famous.


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[Assistant] Like, just like going away for like a long time or like trying to, you know, like fade into the background and then like I come back and it's like a million likes on a picture and I'm like what the fuck. Like shit I wasn't getting before, I'm like god damn it.


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[Assistant] Right, like they remember me. But, no.


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[Assistant] I wanna keep saying, yeaah, I love my fans to death, but like this, this life is hard. Ask any rapper, me and Perva just talking about it, like this life is not easy. You see the glitz and the glamour from the outside, but like the work ethic is, the work ethic is crazy.


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[Assistant] Like literally fucking, I live 31 floors up and every like, every fucking, uh, floor has its own key, like it's not universal, you can get to any fucking key.


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[Assistant] And they're real secure about the penthouse key, obviously.


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[Assistant] And I'll fight too, you know what I mean? I have full faith in my shit, like, I've taken Stat to the floor and Stat still tells me to stay, like, I don't know how the fuck he did that.


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[Assistant] But like, me and Stats, like Stats like my dad, like literally. Sometimes you gotta fight your dad. Yea, you know it's just one of those fights, and like I took him to the floor, but I mean, I obviously got, that's not the right thing cause he flipped me over and literally choked to death. Okay.


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[Assistant] This is the funniest shit ever, okay. Adam DM'd me, he was like, can I get your permission to photoshop a, your head onto a fake pregnant lady? And I was like, yeah, duh, of course, fuck it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for a thumbnail. It's a great thumbnail.


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[Assistant] Like, a lot of people don't know, like, my personal life. Like, this is like some crazy shit to talk about. Uh, like, I didn't, I did not fake a pregnancy. Like, I, I saw two fake, like, fake, like, pregnancy strips, like,


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[Assistant] That, that test, that, I'm high as fuck, I'm sorry, I took off weed, off weed, off weed, kush. I saw two pregnancy tests with the line that said, you're pregnant, and I was like, okay, so she's definitely pregnant, you know what I mean? But I mean, I didn't watch her pee, and then I looked up like,


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[Assistant] I'm like 50-50. I'm not like, it's like 50-50. I would say 50-50 like...


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[Assistant] Cause there was things that I was, like, there's definitely things that are like questionable like that.


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[Assistant] Like, I can say that she really was pregnant, you know what I mean? Like I did really start seeing the belly and shit, like I really like, you know what I mean, like I really-


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[Assistant] I'm 50-50, I don't, like, it pisses me off though because if I'm right, you know what I mean? Like, people are like, Lil Xan faked his, like, pregnancy when I literally was just


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[Assistant] Like, with everyone else here thinking that I had a baby on the way. So, I'm 50-50 with that and like, I hope, like,


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[Assistant] Like, we're supposed to be getting some, like, documentation from Kaiser Permanente or, like, I was like, uh, it's like, Kaiser Permanente is like a hospital.


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[Assistant] But uhm, I was just, you know, I like, I was like, I need like the paperwork of the miscarriage that you had. And then, cause I sent it, I was like, this is another like suspicious thing, I was like,


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[Assistant] Go down to the hospital because it's on our street and get the paperwork that same hospital she went to get the paperwork saying that you got miscarried but she came back saying like, oh, I have to do this process and shit so I was like.


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[Assistant] Don't get me wrong, I love Annie. I love Annie to death. I love Annie. But like...


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[Assistant] She got a little thing. She's almost at 300 Instagram, like, thousand followers, crazy.


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[Assistant] You clout, you clout it up, you clout it up. Journey to cloutdom. Journey to cloutdom. Join us.


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[Assistant] Like heaven is just one big cloud. You open the gate, like, fucking, my homie smoke his axe right there, and it's like, ehh.


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[Assistant] Wait, we gotta, we gotta really break this down though. Like, how many followers is clout? Is clout? You mean famous? Yea, like how, you know what I mean? No clout.


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[Assistant] I definitely, like, understand how famous I am, but...


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[Assistant] I'm never like, even as like my homies over here, like I'm the most humble, nice guy ever. I'm not like other rappers. I just want to play video games.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm, I'm really holding back. You holding back would still be fucking a lot though.


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[Assistant] When a girl fucks a mother dude, I'm like, that's not my pussy no more. You're over it after that? I feel like that's the last guy that's like... Really? Like, I can't fuck you no more, like, cause like, his dick was just right here. Even though it was showers, I get it, you can showers the shit off. Like, I don't care. In my mind, it's like, that is property of last...


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[Assistant] I'm just very accepting of what it is, like I mean no disrespect at all, but it is a very big double standard, like yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like, when I found out I was gonna be a father, I was stealth. Really? You know what I mean? Cause I was like...


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[Assistant] And then, you know, like, what I told you, you know, like...


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[Assistant] Like, I don't know, like even like, cause like, like I said, I love Annie, Annie's my ride or die, like, you know what I mean? Like, she's letting me fuck bitches, like, you know what I mean? Let you or is she involved? She never, never, my last, my last girlfriend was involved, but, uh, shout out to Jessica.


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[Assistant] She would go off and do your thing? Yea, but she would always argue and come back and argue like a storm. She would get mad about it? She would act like she was cool about it and then she would actually be pissed? No, she would act like, I'm not going anywhere, but like, like fuck you, like, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] It's because like, I'm not like a bad person, like I told Annie like,


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[Assistant] And I was like, I was like, I was like, you can leave me at any time. Right. I'm not, I'm not like, I'm not forcing her at all. Like, I'm not like, you gotta stay in this fucking relationship. You know what I mean? Chris over here. Chris is dying.


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[Assistant] Bro, I literally don't lie. Like, say what was that time bro? I like that about you.


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[Assistant] Way more, and like, I've told her, like, you can leave, like, like, Stat always tells, like, the girls that he could, he sees that I'ma be with for like two years or some shit. Cause both relationships for like two years. Uh, and Annie and Jessica.


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[Assistant] Two people with like, popularity and clout, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Okay, for the record, I did not diss Tupac. I gave my opinion.


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[Assistant] And I like, I like like a few of his songs. I like Tupac. Like I like Tupac. I love Tupac, I just wanna make that clear. I have nothing wrong against Tupac. I never dissed him.


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[Assistant] Exactly, exactly, like my fans are not listening to, you know, like, in all respects, like my fans are not, like, they're too young, they don't even know, like, they're not listening, they're listening to Little Pump, Little Skies and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Jussie Small is a gay 2 buck. No, shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] Bro, I swear to God, I'm a nice guy. I told Annie she could leave at any time. This life is hard. You're not R. Kelly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I was like, Annie, like, we both love each other. I'ma keep repeating this. I'm a good person. Like I told her she could leave whenever, but she wants to stay and I love her and so.


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[Assistant] We have to beat that, that bug where you just wanna fuck all these random girls, do you mean? I really want to, like I really want to dawg, like I'm 20, but I just feel like I'm 22, I got this fame, I got this money.


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[Assistant] I don't want to be tied down yet. That's my biggest thing. I don't want to be tied down yet. And she's like literally like 19, you know what I mean? Like she's like a teenager, you know, so like.


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[Assistant] No, actually, I'll give a good A, like 28, after the 27 cup, 28.


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[Assistant] Like, yeah, 28, like, literally 28 is when I want to settle down. Like, that's like the perfect, you know, like, girls from mid-30s are fine as fuck, right?


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[Assistant] You hear that? I've never actually been able to- well, I fucked like a kindergarten teacher. She was like, only 26 though, but.


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[Assistant] No, no I'm not. Shit, that would've been- That would've been pretty fucked up on her part. That would've been a fucking story. Unless you did it way later.


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[Assistant] I feel like, cause it's a private Jewish school.


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[Assistant] It's like, it makes you think like these are the people teaching our kids. Like when, like when I was fucking miss, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Like, I was like, damn, this girl really goes and like, tells me, I wanna fuck, like, I got, I got the, the keys to like, my like, school when nobody's there, I wanna fuck on like, like, the kid's desk and shit. And I'm like, I'm like, I never did, for the record, for the record, I never did do that, I'm like,