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[Assistant] Because to be honest, it would be 100% worth it. It was one of the best things I've ever been involved with. But, I mean, it's a lot to bite off.


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[Assistant] I got 45 good minutes of Shane Dawson before everything exploded.


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[Assistant] You didn't think for a minute, like maybe Shane's trying to take a walk on the wild side, huh?


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[Assistant] Maybe you thought you just wanted to get real legit with it.


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[Assistant] So that's not that nowhere. There's a lot of like California towns that are pretty much nowhere because there's just absolutely nothing within like 20 miles of it. Chico's a little bit active, right?


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[Assistant] Right. So you knew that you had to do something with it, cause like, you know, now, like the trans debate is constantly playing out in public on, on YouTube, etc. And it feels like, you know, we end up talking about a lot of sort of non-serious trans people, I guess is maybe the category I would put them into when we're talking about, you know,


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[Assistant] You know, cause we're just so used to having conversations about all this weird ass shit, but you're saying that you were somebody who it was like, no question, like you had to do something.


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[Assistant] I remember hearing my mom have a conversation with her friend about how she didn't think I was gay. And that was really weird for me because I was like six. And I didn't really fully know what gay was.


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[Assistant] No, my mom was just like 100% sure I wasn't, and she was talking to her friend on the phone about it, and I remember just overhearing the phone call and just thinking like, well what the hell, like, I don't think I, like, I don't know what that is, and I'm pretty sure I'm not it, it seems weird, cause it seemed like,


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[Assistant] Why? Just because you felt like deep down inside you had that gene in you?


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[Assistant] Wow. And what did your mom tell you? Because if I had said something like that to my mom as a kid, she would have smacked the shit out of me.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's an interesting thing, cause I remember, I heard Howard Stern basically like, talking shit about Jewish people, well of course he's Jewish, so it's like, you know, he gets a bit of a pass, and I remember then, I used one of like, the things he was saying, just something about how Jews have all their money or some shit, I said that in front of my mom,


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[Assistant] And I was like 11 or 12 and oh my god, she was so fucking mad. And she just like couldn't comprehend where I got this from until she figured it out that I was like basically repeating something I'd heard a Jewish person say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's been a, it's been a wild thing to see just how much our minds have opened up to all these things where, you know, when you look at all these politicians who are acting so goddamn woke now, it's funny to think that, no, it's alright, you want, you want to grab that or should I have somebody grab it for you?


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[Assistant] Do we have a maid? Uhm, but, you know, just think that like even like Obama didn't come out in favor of gay marriage till what, like 2008 or something?


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[Assistant] Definitely, once I was safe for him to do so. I guess in the grand scheme of things, you know...


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[Assistant] It was like a big door for him to kind of break down in a sense to be the first president to openly say something about that, but it's weird when we think about it, it's like,


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[Assistant] It was like for all these years, any element of progressivism creeping into mainstream politics was just going at the snail's pace. And then over the past like couple years since Trump got in office, it's just exploded right now. Every Democratic candidate is competing on how extreme they can be.


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[Assistant] Live your life by this logic that like language needs to be regulated in such a strict way.


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[Assistant] Talk to me about this political journey that you've, you've gone through though. Were you, were you ever like a hardcore leftist early on in your life? Or did you think you were? Did you just assume for a long time that that was, were you an Obama supporter?


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[Assistant] Do you think that part of it was just the immediate allure of like, oh, she's trans and she's conservative. That's crazy. Was this before you transitioned even?


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[Assistant] Oh yea yea yea, not to try to take that away from you or anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but okay, so to a lot of people, I'm sure you just constantly have people trying to suggest that there's some kind of hypocrisy in you being trans and being conservative. Let's address that. How do you feel about that?


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[Assistant] That's interesting. Because to a lot of people, it's like their identity is such an overwhelming part of who they are that they can't imagine, uh, associating themselves with anybody who wasn't just a hundred percent, like, focused. They couldn't imagine that not being the primary thing that they're based on their political viewpoint off of.


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[Assistant] Because they always go to the extremes, which is kind of understandable for making an argument in this case, but...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I guess, but I don't know, like there's an extent to it, I was watching you have this conversation with Ben Shapiro, and it was-


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[Assistant] You know, it was sort of a weird vibe because it's like, I very much got the feeling that you were a little nervous and that you wanted to make a good impression on him because you'd listened to him a lot in the past and everything. But then he's kind of like got this like smug smirk on his face. That's just almost like, like this guy doesn't give a fuck about like.


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[Assistant] We've all been through the wormhole of watching Ben Shapiro fucking roast people.


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[Assistant] Cause anything that he does go against the grain on, like the fact that he's anti-Trump, I mean it's pretty obvious that his audience wants him to be pro-Trump so bad because his audience obviously for the most part voted for Trump. It's like there's no room for nuance here when you're trying to court the biggest possible audience.


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[Assistant] I didn't go this year. Just on a whim. Not really something I ever even thought about in my life. My friend just asked me to go and I did a vlog and oh my god.


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[Assistant] You know, yea, yea, although it's gonna be interesting to see what they think of you versus Lila, who was on here the other day, who I know you weren't particularly thrilled with. They did not like her.


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[Assistant] I liked her because she was just having fun with it. She was talking about just like getting money out of dudes and shit. I was just like, wow, like, cause if she had had a little bit more time in the limelight that she probably would not be so open about just everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then some- but sometimes you can tell who it is because you'll just sort of see them just sitting there looking like slightly unhappy, but like close enough to be able to-


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[Assistant] You know, close enough to hear what, what you're talking about, but they're not saying anything, and then that's what it makes you think, like, that's, that's somebody who talks shit about me on Twitter.


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[Assistant] This is like a uniform, but it too, yeaah. I went to Starbucks in the valley with my girlfriend one time, and there was the barista, I was just so sure that she hated me.


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[Assistant] And I just was like, holy fuck, like I could create like a, like a police sketch of like what exactly this girl's like political viewpoint is and like who she follows on Twitter and stuff. Like for me in my mind, I might have been overcompensating and just being a little too creative in my head, but I was pretty sure I knew exactly what she was thinking.


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[Assistant] And we also are all really good at stereotyping people, whether we want to admit it or not, but you can look at somebody.


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[Assistant] I mean, it can be a little tough because like if they're wearing a work uniform, it is what it is, but it's like...


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[Assistant] Really? That's interesting. Was it hard for you to start, how did you go about like publicly beginning to identify yourself as like conservative, which must have felt like kind of weird ground to start treading onto just given the fact that, you know, it's almost like you haven't heard of any, any like well-known gay people there.


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[Assistant] Like, even gay, not even trans, who are conservative, publicly facing.


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[Assistant] But it's like, you've been pretty early on a lot of stuff too that doesn't sound that crazy now. Like just, I saw you had some popular videos that were just like, there are two genders, but they're from like 2016.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that must have been like, like I feel like that conversation has played out so much in public that now to hold the opinion that there are only two genders is


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[Assistant] Kind of like a mainstream, a re-mainstreamified opinion because this conversation has played out in public so much to the point where it's like, I've just heard a lot. Like, I just think it's kind of like brazenly obvious that there's so many people that are just like not buying into the sort of like super woke,


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[Assistant] Uh, narrative. And even though it might be like enough to like get you called out on Twitter that nobody thinks that you're that fucked up if you like hold those opinions.


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[Assistant] To say, have that opinion on the trans issue, like, oh, there's only two genders, that that opinion has become like way more mainstream and nobody's like as surprised if you say that. But on the other hand, just mirror.


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[Assistant] Being a fan of Trump has been, become like super controversial on Twitter and stuff to the, you know, like that has, I mean, you could have identified a situation in 2015, 2016 where it wasn't really like that big of a deal to root for him. And then now it just feels like it's fucking completely equated with you being a Nazi.


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[Assistant] It's like once in a while you start to feel like Trump is the free speech candidate, you know, that he's like a president. In many ways he's not. You know, but then he hits you with something like that fucking video game shit and you're just like, well what the fuck is wrong?


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[Assistant] I mean the only way that Trump is fun to me is just the fact that he is offensive and says whatever he wants. That's the only thing that I can really like enjoy about him is the fact that he's sort of like made it a bit more mainstream to be an offensive, rude,


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[Assistant] The blame off of him, like in that case him, him blaming the video games. It's like, okay, this is very convenient that now you don't have to talk about guns or whatever.


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[Assistant] Mmm, yeaah. Uhm, how do you feel about guns? You own a gun?


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[Assistant] But then it still keeps popping up on their Instagram feed because you, whenever I look at Instagram, I'm looking at first post of something from 19 hours ago or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, did you ever think about like taking that up as a hobby? Cause that's what I originally wanted to do was like, okay, I'm gonna buy a gun and I'm gonna start like going to the gun range with my friends. I have friends who do this all the time. They've gotten really proficient with it. They're super comfortable with their guns. I thought I was gonna do it. It's been a couple of years. I just haven't gotten into it.


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[Assistant] Have you dealt with any serious amount of like, uh, harassment? Or like, that seemed as if it was going to turn into real life violence?


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure that we've been swatted enough times here that they just don't even care anymore.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, well there'll be times where the fucking, the helicopter is just swirling around up top and then the store will get a call and they'll be like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had a couple different people run up in here with guns and shit. You didn't see that clip that went viral?


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[Assistant] You know, there was a clip where I was live and a dude shoved a gun in my face. I'm not even gonna, like, everybody, all my fans know about it.


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[Assistant] He was like a little asian kid, like, or, I don't even know. You know, he was just like a little fuckin' loser.


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[Assistant] My friend had a gun, so I was like, I was actually really more scared that this dude was about to get killed before he was able to like, you know, he was like, he's coming at me with a gun and my friend had a gun pointed at him as they're coming in, and then like, he was getting the shit kicked out of him before I even had a chance to think about it. He's actually really lucky that my friend didn't shoot him in the head.


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[Assistant] You know, one thing, like, you know, when I was younger, looking at politics, it all seems very complicated. And now, when I look at people's YouTube videos about politics, I'm like, man, this does not feel very complicated at all. Sometimes it just feels like, even people who are like, pretty well respected in that sort of world, they just-


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[Assistant] I just end up in this game of just like reiterating the same bullshit over and over and over like it just feels so like there's been times where I've thought about making a video talking about something that's more on the political side of things and it just sometimes feels like


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[Assistant] It's just, it's such a weird like, like people are using the word grift a lot lately. That is my biggest pet.


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[Assistant] Right. I feel like the main issue is more of just people who feel the need to sort of like base their YouTube existence on just sort of like reiterating the same three ideas over and over and over. And like, there's a lot of people who I even kind of respect and who I've like initially been sort of drawn to. Like, you know, at first I was just, I saw Tim Poole on Joe Rogan's podcast.


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[Assistant] And totally thought he was like fucking amazing when it came to calling Twitter out for the free speech shit and everything. And then I started following him on Twitter. I'm like, okay, I fuck with this guy. Then I started watching his YouTube videos and I was just like, bro, you're just talking about the same shit all day, huh? Like he just is like repeating himself over and over and I'm just kind of like,


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[Assistant] This is weird, like this feels like a grift to me, because it's just, you're not really like adding anything, you're just like finding a way to put out seven videos a day of just nothingness.


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[Assistant] Make the same amount of money from a 25 minute video that you make from a one and a half minute video, then everybody would be on YouTube making one and a half minute videos because the reality is that most of these topics don't need ten minutes.


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[Assistant] It's like having sex. Trying to hit that 10 minute mark so that if she fucking tries to call me out, I can be like, well, I gave you 10 minutes, a double digit number. That's actually pretty good.


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[Assistant] And this is also why you should not have done it live and why nobody does YouTube live anymore unless they have a really good reason because you're always gonna get age restricted while you're doing it and then you're always gonna have to request for fucking monetization afterwards so you're always gonna miss the vast majority of the ads that you ever have the ability to run.


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[Assistant] I've had, like, live streams where, uh, see, do that, cause I have YouTube bread, so I feel like I don't even experience it the way other people do, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just, I feel like when I am on, like I've done live streams that have done like ridiculously well, like as soon as it was published, like after doing the live stream that I had like a couple hundred thousand views. And then I looked at how much it made from AdSense during it and it was always trash. Even in this is like pre.


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[Assistant] Everything getting demonetized immediately, which I'm sure you're in the same category that you have to request on like everything you do.


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[Assistant] And that would make sense because I am being punished because I am cis. That makes way too much sense.


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[Assistant] Jessica. God, what a voluptuous woman she is. Wow. So tell me how you came to be aware of this person.


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[Assistant] And she, as much as, like, if you were to watch her on camera for 35 seconds, she'd be like, oh, this is a crazy person, this is like-


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[Assistant] This is not a serious person that we should be really considering the opinion of, but the reality is that she's been able to do a lot of damage to a lot of businesses before, you know, got a lot of people banned off Twitter, basically just like caused a lot of destruction and shit like before people even really realized who she was, right?


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[Assistant] Legs, armpits, whatever. Walking into the salons and saying I want to get my genitals waxed. And we all know that almost every fucking salon on earth is run by a bunch of Asian people who probably are not super woke and don't know about the fact that like, whatever.


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[Assistant] These poor fucking wizards. So Jessica is going in and saying I want to get my genitals waxed and then it's a dick and like she finds somebody who's like no no no I'm not going to do that and then fucking boom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's kind of, yeah, it puts you in an interesting perspective here, because I've seen people responding to you on Twitter saying like, you know, it's not the job of every trans person to apologize.


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[Assistant] I just thought it was funny that he was responding to you.


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[Assistant] How do you, how do you view that? You, you definitely make it your business to get all up in there and to try to call them out, but I, I respect it because it's like, I think you're right that to a certain extent people are gonna paint everybody of your ilk with this brush, you know?


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, I guess I get that too. It's like if your whole thing on Twitter is that you're a really outspoken activist about trans issues, but you only have anything to say when it's somebody who's, you know, right leaning.


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[Assistant] Doing something offensive or whatever and you don't have anything to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I mean you do see a lot of that from fucking everybody because obviously anything like negative about the trans community or whatever is gonna be weaponized by the right no matter what. So it's kind of like why even feed into it if you're on the left I guess is their way of thinking about it.


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[Assistant] The topless pool party was the part that really disturbed me and the fact that when you called her out for it, that it just seemed like she was so full of shit in her way of explaining it. She's like, well the law says that an underage girl can be in a pool without having a shirt or whatever. It's like, okay, like that doesn't make it any less weird if the law says it's okay.


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[Assistant] We really get the idea that she's probably done some sick shit in her life that we just don't know about.


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[Assistant] We gotta hear Jordan Peterson on her. On Jessica.


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[Assistant] I don't know if Jordan Peterson is like again, like non-serious enough to like, I don't know if you'd want to like jump into that cesspool. I think, you know, you're kind of like valuable in that sense because you're like, all right, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going, let's go.


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[Assistant] That's scary. Do you, do you come from the perspective that you feel like you're, and I know that like you probably don't want to put yourself out there as this like high and mighty version of what it is to be trans, but do you feel like it's weird seeing, seeing the whole, your whole like culture or community sort of like infiltrated by people who just kind of like are activists and aren't planning on having surgery or anything?


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[Assistant] Do you think that when, cause like you, like one thing that is often times like projected upon like the rap community and stuff, I have conversations with people.


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[Assistant] Which is totally fine, but I will have conversations with people where I sort of realize that people who spend a lot of time on Twitter are of the opinion that everybody in the rap world is super woke, and I'm like, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Damn, that's interesting. Have you, have you always had a, like in terms of your personal life and stuff, have you always been somewhat traditional or have you done like a lot of weird escorting type stuff or anything like that?


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[Assistant] Honestly, I know a lot of girls who have either fucked for money once or have almost done it. Like they come really close and then they realize that it's kinda weird and they get freaked out.


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[Assistant] But what is it about the young trans person's experience in life that sends them in that direction so often? Is it just the fact that there are so many dudes that this is their fetish?


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[Assistant] Is there like a code in the trans community that you're not allowed to call out the dudes that are secretly into it? Cause I feel like-


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[Assistant] You don't hear that much about it, but every now and then it flares up. Young Buck has been getting it from 50 Cent for a few months now on social media.


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[Assistant] Really? So it's pretty odd in the open that he's down with that?


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[Assistant] I guess you're right when I think about it, I've heard that a lot, but I also just, you know, I just turn the other cheek when it comes to rappers and their weird fetishes and everything. I'm just like, you know what, I'm just, if somebody tells me,


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[Assistant] You know, I heard that about, uh, who's the, uh, who's the guy who plays Michael in The Office? Scott, uh, no, what's his name? Fuck. I forget. Steve Carell.


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[Assistant] I heard that about him one time. Really? No, no, no, no, no, no. I heard that if you start talking shit about somebody in front of him, that his response will just be like, wow, huh, interesting. Like he'll never get in on the shit talk.


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[Assistant] And I thought that was really interesting and I definitely can't extend that to myself in all regards, but in terms of like people's like sexual hangups, whatever we're there into, it's just kind of like, you know what? Okay. Like you want to tell me about it. Fine. But I'm not going to repeat it. I'm not going to like get into spreading that around or whatever. Cause it's just kind of, it just feels sort of like off, off limits.


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[Assistant] So like, is the dynamic that like, they do it, but then afterwards they're kind of just like, you know, cause a lot of dudes might like, hook up with some random girl and then they're like, not a big fan of her afterwards anyway, so they're just kind of like, oh, get out of here, but with the trans thing is like, they're, they're, they're kind of like, in denial, but the fact that they just wanted to do that anyway, so they're just, it'll be like, really rude to them and shit.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I don't know. But uhm, damn, that's interesting. Uhm, so do you, do you do any kind of drugs or anything?


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[Assistant] Is that a thing that everybody who's trans is coke? Makes sense to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'll be honest with you, once I'm on a Tinder date with this girl, and uh, she...


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[Assistant] I had never heard anything like these stories about drugs and sex that these motherfuckers were telling me.


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[Assistant] Just run around the streets, hitting these one hour motels and just putting in work.


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[Assistant] No, downtown L.A. though, honestly, one time, it was the only time I've ever seen a public threesome going down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was three crackheads and one of them was getting head and the other one was hitting him from behind. And I was just...


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[Assistant] Wow. Maybe they just want some attention, I don't know. Or maybe they're just in love.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Melrose is like that in general, like people just come here to just make a scene. I can't even tell you how many times I've seen rappers just walking around with no shirt on, just a chain on the street. And I'm just like, that is such a weird look. That's corny. This is not your show. Like, what are you, what are you doing? That's corny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Especially as a YouTuber, I mean, literally, attention is your currency.


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[Assistant] Do you think, like, cause you don't post that much, like what's your mentality on making YouTube videos and like how much inspiration do you feel like you're taking before you actually do the step of sitting down in front of the camera?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's just like, you know what's gonna work. Like, your audience wants to be scared.


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[Assistant] They want like, that's gonna give them the click if it's something that makes them feel like, oh no, it's like the end of the world. They want like these sort of familiar villains, you know, like they want, they want it to be, you know, AOC or Pelosi or whatever. Like they want, like, like have you ever used the AOC clickbait yet? I don't think you have. That would probably be really good. See, there you go.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, you wanna have like a unique or interesting point to make. I struggle with that too, like in the whole rap thing, because it's like, if I'm gonna talk about something for like 10 minutes,


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[Assistant] It's gotta be like, sort of like, have some weight about it, like even if it is something stupid, it's gotta have something like, interesting that I can talk about like, the, the, the root of it or something, you know?


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[Assistant] That's always hard to get on that. You're only as good as your last piece of content on YouTube, for sure. Like, you know, that old saying, like, what have you done for me lately?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what's crazy too is that, cause I just interviewed Trisha Paytas, god bless her soul, and so I was watching something like old ass Shane Dawson video with her, and I was kinda thinking the same thing when I was watching his old, uh, the video he did where he, uh, where,


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[Assistant] Like it's on your channel, the video that you guys did together, where I feel like a year or two ago that Shane was way less comfortable than he is now. Like now when I see him uncomfortable, he seems like his real self.


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[Assistant] Whereas like before, watching some of his older shit, I'm like, holy shit, this is such a different version of Shane even a couple years ago where it felt like he was sort of like forcing like a level of excitement and shit that I feel like now he's like sort of like settled into more just being like his more low-key self and that his videos are actually better as a result.


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[Assistant] It's weird for me to think about what it must be like to be that caring about people because


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[Assistant] He's, like, if I were him, I would be putting all my effort into making more and more videos. And he seems like he's sort of like, recoiled from all of it and realized that


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[Assistant] I don't know. I mean, but I also don't know what he's doing most of the time. If he actually is as motivated as I was imagining that he would probably be.


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[Assistant] See, I've always had the opposite outlook in the sense that I'm interested in such a wide variety of things that it's like, you know, a lot of people like make YouTube videos and they'll get like a couple million views on every video, but it's like,


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[Assistant] They don't put a video out unless they have the clickbait that they know will get them to that level of views that they're trying to get to, you know?


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[Assistant] Whereas with me, it's like, I know I'm doing a rap podcast, but.


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[Assistant] I interviewed Trisha the other day. I'm interviewing you right now. I know that a lot of my audience is not going to watch either interview that that's like totally outside the box. There's going to be comments like, who the fuck is this? You know, it's like, that's always been just kind of like, I have such a wide variety of niche interests that it's like, I can't imagine only making content that would


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[Assistant] There's a lot to be said for being just very scarce on YouTube, but I mean, you know, so many people just get into that, that mind state of trying to be the super popular YouTube that uploads every day. And then Shane is just like an example of going in the total opposite direction and be like, I already know I have your attention, so I'm only gonna hit you guys with the real fire content.


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[Assistant] Like if Shane, like he just did that one about Eugenia Cooney or whatever the anorexic girl, I watch that. And to be honest, if you put out one like that about a different YouTuber every week, which even once a week is like not that intense of a schedule for like what a lot of YouTubers are doing, but if he did that every week, I'd be a lot less enticed to watch. But because there were months since his last video,


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[Assistant] Oh, so she was pissed at Shane for like, misrepresenting it as if the girl was in a good mental state when, in her opinion, the mom is sorta like, controlling this whole thing.


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[Assistant] Video Shane did off with her after like the first 20 minutes because I was just kinda grossed out looking at her, to be honest. Like, this just kinda churned my stomach. I'm just like, ugh, like she's so... And also, my girlfriend is dealt with the whole eating sort of thing, so I could feel that it was kinda triggering her.


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[Assistant] Being well known or famous, quote unquote, would really motivate me to get in better shape.


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[Assistant] And now it's like, yea, I'm not like 100% stoked on how I look, but I'm not like super upset about it. So it's just, it's kind of hard to like summon up that real, like if you really want to get in shape, you kind of have to have that.


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[Assistant] Intense work ethic to just get that extra workout and say no to that brownie even though it's just one brownie.


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[Assistant] This sounds, that does not sound like intermittent fasting. Intermittent fasting is just not eating for a long period of time, basically like extended like night time.


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[Assistant] The other day me and my girlfriend went on a two hour hike and afterwards I


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[Assistant] The next two meals we ordered after that, I ordered two entrees at each meal and ate both of them.


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[Assistant] You know, if I, if I get a really good workout in, it just makes my body just be like explode with like, no, you feed me, feed me more.


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[Assistant] I've heard dudes say that and it actually sounded cool because it was a situation where like the girl really was like being super extra and it's kinda like, bro like this situation's not gonna fucking stop unless you control this girl.


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[Assistant] But I like the idea that you walking your dog was enough to set off his alarms.


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[Assistant] Imagine you're scrolling through your subscription tab right now. Who are you likely to actually click on to hear them talk about politics?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, we're supposed to do one too. My girl said she's gonna cook. And then we're gonna go do it.


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[Assistant] But I just wanna hear myself eat. Listen, that mic she has, it just picks up everything.


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[Assistant] Dude, I was watching Trisha just devour a plate of fettuccine alfredo the other day.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, you know, there's some things that I know I'm immediately annoyed by, like if somebody comes into the room and they have their fucking phone, the ringtone thing on super loud, so every time they get a text it's BAM!


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[Assistant] I didn't know that I was going to be so annoyed by, by Trisha eating that fettuccine alfredo, but after it had been on for like five, six minutes, I just like turned to my girl and I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, me and my girl, it's kinda weird because I feel like we normally only end up hooking up with porn stars because we're not, we're not in that like swing category, necessarily. Because you know, a lot of times that's who's like trying to do it is like another girl and her boyfriend. We only, we only end up doing it when it's just some wild child ass girl who just wants to get crazy, you know?


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. And because regular girls are so goddamn weird and they just end up fucking... Like.


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[Assistant] One time a girl like the next day hit us up like trying to get us to remove every trace of her from our social media because she fucking...


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[Assistant] You know, like, people saw it on Facebook and then all of a sudden everybody's like trashing or calling her a whore and shit. You know, and I'm like remembering like, oh, cause we did this on tour or whatever, we're traveling, it's not Hollywood, it's like people are fucking stupid in like other parts of the world. And so she's getting trashed on Facebook, like you fucking whore, you hooked up with them, blah, blah, blah.


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[Assistant] And like, she's just begging us to delete it and I'm just like, what did we get ourselves into by not ho- like, we hooked up with a girl that wasn't a professional and look where it got us.


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[Assistant] Hmm, that's interesting. Do you feel like you're set in what your sexual interests are at this point? You don't think there's any chance you're picking up like a, you're not gonna become a furry like later in life or anything?


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[Assistant] You know, you ever think like you hear other people talk about their fetishes and you're like, I wonder if I got that and I just don't know.


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[Assistant] And is, is it hard to identify that as just being a fetish and not being a sincere interest?


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[Assistant] But do you know any like dudes who you think transitioned into women just to be able to basically be able to hook up with more women?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, you hear that a lot, like, it must be weird to be, like, Asian. Cause, you know, you just know that being, like, as an Asian woman, you just know that some large percentage of guys who want to hook up with you, it's because they have that fetish.


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[Assistant] That's dope. I feel like the book thing is just like such a great business model to get into at this point because it's just really like...


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[Assistant] People just are not gonna scan a 200 page book and just upload it. Like, nobody's bootlegging a book. It would just be too much trouble. Like, nobody's gonna fucking go download that shit on fucking Pirate Day. They're actually probably gonna pay.


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[Assistant] You're gonna pay the 20 bucks for the book because it would be such a pain in the ass to actually bootleg it even though you totally probably could.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure that I would agree with that about my audience. I'm not sure that I know that they read. Some percentage might.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think that they can, but when I look at the traffic and the stats on like rap blogs, which to me are pretty useful because it's like, you know, there's stuff being written that is, you know, more in depth than what you could just get on Instagram or Twitter. It's like, okay, like this seems like it should be popular, but then nobody seems like they're looking at him anymore in 2019.


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[Assistant] Seems like people have just completely gravitated towards, like, reading short stuff on Twitter, but then everything else is, you know, either video or it's, uh, you know, social media.


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[Assistant] Little, even shorter videos, people's stories and what not, or, you know.


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[Assistant] That's why the book thing is interesting, because it gives you a chance to really define yourself in a more serious way. Like, look, I am an expert on this exact area of our world.


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[Assistant] That's good. What's up? Uhm, I appreciate you coming on the show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like we learned a lot. And I think my audience will be better for it. I feel like I'm better for it.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, I appreciate you. Thank you for coming on.


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[Assistant] Blair White, Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, and iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe. Peace.


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] If you want a certificate that says you are certified in forensics, this is the place to go to.


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[Assistant] I think the assessment of the organization is that it's looked at as a certification mill, that if you send in a check, that you will receive the certificate.


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[Assistant] I think the focus was primarily on revenue versus professionalism.


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[Assistant] The failure rate is probably less than 1%.


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[Assistant] So if you want a certificate that says you are certified in forensics, this is the place to go to.


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[Assistant] I honestly thought we would never get here. It feels so surreal to be watching the season finale of a season full of Miraculous Ladybug. It's wild because when I started watching Miraculous,


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[Assistant] A lot of these episodes were starting to air and kinda come out of season 4, so I remember a lot of people freaking out. I didn't get any spoilers, but


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[Assistant] I just know a lot happens because I remember people losing their minds. So I am scared. I am nervous. I am excited to see how season four ends.


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[Assistant] Please keep in mind everybody, if you want to see my full reaction to both the episodes of Risk and Strike Back, you can go over to my Patreon page, link down in the description below to get access to those over there, or if you just want to see Season 5, really.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, but that was cute though, right? It was cute. Just watch it. Okay.


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[Assistant] I've got it. I've got it. Interesting. I like that we get to see kind of her role. Cause I feel like we haven't got a lot of it lately.


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[Assistant] Aww. This is a fun little start.


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[Assistant] You're giving it to another child? I feel like we've given it to children a lot and it's never worked out well. Like why do we keep doing that?


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[Assistant] It's really confusing to try to remember. But he has decoys in there, right? Isn't that what he did? He put decoy ones?


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[Assistant] Girl, who is this woman? That is not the same ma we saw, like, earlier on this season. She had like short hair, didn't she? Am I crazy? Who is that lady?


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[Assistant] Why though? Oh, cause she's taking risks. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, so there's a lot that kinda happened already in this first half. We have Felix back, which is intimidating.


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[Assistant] Because he already believes slash pretty much knows that his uncle is Shadow Moth.


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[Assistant] Which is interesting and he also now has confirmation that his


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[Assistant] I don't believe the miraculous he saw slash, you know.


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[Assistant] So I don't think no matter what he's going to access them, get them, it's just not happening. Obviously, cause we've seen them, but.


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[Assistant] I find it very interesting that now Felix knows all of this.


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[Assistant] And I'm starting to wonder more about the senti monster theory because hear me out.


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[Assistant] Felix is so gung-ho, he does whatever he wants, and he's constantly just like, you gotta stop listening to your father, you gotta stop listening to your father, and he wants to get these rings, okay? He wants to get the twin rings.


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[Assistant] Which I'm forgetting what their name is now, but we're just gonna call them twin rings.


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[Assistant] He wants them so badly, and it seems like every time he's around us, he keeps, he keeps mentioning the fact that, like, you're still listening to your father, you're still being a pushover, you're still blah blah blah blah blah. Like, you're still doing what your father tells you.


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[Assistant] Which is an odd fact that he always brings up and addresses that first. Like he always asks Adrienne that.


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[Assistant] So I think there is a bit more credit to the senti monster theory because we saw dad be like, Adrian, you'll listen. And he like fiddled with it and he's like, Oh God, I don't have the ring on. And then Natalie had to be like, Adrian, go do this. And then the Felix did.


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[Assistant] I think Felix is probably smart enough to look and see if he truly understands what these rings are doing.


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[Assistant] And I think that's why he wants the ring so badly is to free himself.


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[Assistant] And his cousin, Adrian, from being, you know, controlled and manipulated and being allowed to decide their own... date, essentially? So, it's interesting. I think...


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[Assistant] I think I'm pretty confident in that theory. It could just be some weird thing where it's just like a habitual like, I'm rubbing my ring now when I yell at my son and give him commands. But I don't think so.


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[Assistant] It's weird for Felix to want these rings so badly if they didn't do something.


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[Assistant] And they're obviously not miraculous, and the only other thing-


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[Assistant] And, you know, the sentient monsters and what the, uh, feather inhabits. So I'm guessing the feather- feathers are in those twin rings.


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[Assistant] So that's my thought, and I think that's what we're addressing a bit here. Uhm, but along with that, Froggy and the, uh, risk...


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[Assistant] Is interesting. It's such a subtle, uhm, just, akumatization.


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[Assistant] And I've said this before in my other reactions. Hawk Moth, Shadow Moth, Hawk Daddy.


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[Assistant] And now we are again talking about, I need her to make a mistake, I need her to make her a mistake, I'm gonna make her make a mistake and take a risk. Which I-


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[Assistant] What is the worst thing that could happen? Worst is that we lose


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[Assistant] The Cat and Ladybug Miraculous.


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[Assistant] And he gets his wish. That is worst case scenario. What is the next worst case? I think it's that he gets one of them.


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[Assistant] And he obviously cannot get-


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[Assistant] Well, I guess he could. I think the second worst is that he gets one of them.


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[Assistant] Arguably, I think the ladybug one is worse for him, or worse scenario, because then he can, uhm,


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[Assistant] Cause as much havoc as he wants and there's no one there to, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, miraculous ladybug everything back for us and get rid of the butterflies and big butterflies.


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[Assistant] So I think losing the cat miraculous is the second worst. Pass that!


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[Assistant] Uhm, and Felix is here, so maybe Felix? Felix gets a miraculous?


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[Assistant] Cause like now I have to think about Felix and Lila cause they're kinda like in the picture of this episode so they could like also cause some mischief.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeah, I don't know. Maybe Felix gets a miraculous somehow. And now we're into like we have another enemy to go up against.


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[Assistant] I think he's actually trying to help Adrian cause every time he comes he's like, still listening to your dad, still listening to your dad, you need to stand up to your dad. Like, what he's saying isn't necessarily wrong. I think he's a little bit cuckoo crazy and maybe goes about things like, not the best?


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[Assistant] But like, what he's telling Adrian to do isn't wrong.


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[Assistant] Like, he should stand up for himself. Granted, he can't because he's being controlled.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, that's about all I could really think of for this in-between bit. I'm curious to see the mistake. You know it's going to happen.


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[Assistant] So, we'll see. I did like the fact that like Adrienne and Marinette did have a little moment. Now that I'm like...


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[Assistant] I am like a hundred percent, I will still like follow fan art and things like that, but I'm like a hundred percent done with Marinette and Luca. Yes, my heart may like falter and have little moments where I like, I, I, as a guilty pleasure, but I understand that Marinette and Luca aren't happening. Okay? I get it. It's a dream. It's not happening.


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[Assistant] So I'm just gonna throw myself on like the Marinette and Adrienne buss now.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm putting myself on there. I'll sit in the back of the bus. I'm unhappy. Don't look at my schoolbag. It's full of like, Lucanetti drawings. But like, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on the bus of Adrian and Marinette, okay? I'm on the bus now.


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[Assistant] Oh, but overall, we'll see what happens with them.


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[Assistant] It'll be interesting, obviously Adrian is not leaving, but...


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[Assistant] Will we have Cat Noir for this fight?


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[Assistant] That's going to happen obviously. Like, will he come back? Or is he...


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[Assistant] Well, okay, I can't say he's gonna come back, cause it's actually Felix who's leaving right now. I have to remember that. It's Felix who's leaving. Cat Noir is here, so we'll have Cat Noir.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened. I don't know, man. I don't know. This is a weird one. I cannot, I have no idea what's going to happen. And Felix has so much information now that it's crazy. So we'll, we'll see, I guess so.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's so bad. I didn't realize, you know, the name strike back, strike back.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm so glad my girl figured it out.


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[Assistant] Can we go get Luca? I feel like we need that five minutes of a wee whine time.


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[Assistant] Less risky? I thought you were giving...


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, oh, that was intentional, that was intentional, that was intentional. He touched it. Oh my god, he touched it. Oh no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh, it got bad here.


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[Assistant] That's so sad! Oh my god, is that how it ends?


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[Assistant] Arguably this is probably number four or maybe like five on like the worst things to happen.


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[Assistant] A lot of our ability to, you know, swing around some things and problem solve more effectively, but now it is just back to our two all reliable heroes, Ladybug and Cat Noir, which is wild to me, oh my gosh, and just


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[Assistant] Like, I've lost, I've failed, I can't, can I even trust? Like, what can I do? Like, it was really well done. I thought they did that incredibly.


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[Assistant] And I loved getting that Adrian moment of like Cat Noir shining through where he's like, I need you to trust me. Like if there's any time.


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[Assistant] I've ever needed to trust me, it is this time. Like it was so lovely to see and have him be there with her.


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[Assistant] And being able to like instantly be like, Felix has the dog, like, oh no, like just having someone to instantly like walk her through was nice. Oh, I just, the second, the absolute second she went to go get Felix, I was like, okay.


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[Assistant] And like, he got it, she's like, anything you touch, you can like, retrieve, and he instantly is just like, still like this, and like, groped her fucking, like, yo-yo instantly, just like this. Like, the second he did that, I was like, no.


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[Assistant] I instantly knew what was gonna happen, like he's going to take the ball and touch her magic yo-yo.


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[Assistant] And do this. So I was prepared. The second it happened, I understood where we were going.


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[Assistant] I'm still confused about a couple things.


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[Assistant] Uhm, mainly, of course, like what's going to happen now that, uhm,


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[Assistant] He probably will have a new name, cause he can now probably use all the miraculous at once. Cause Marinette's gotten...


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[Assistant] I don't know, like as an adult I think you're stronger so you can probably use them, but isn't that very taxing on his body?


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[Assistant] I feel like that would be very difficult for him to use on the miraculous.


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[Assistant] But, Irregardless doesn't even matter because he can go back in time.


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[Assistant] Um, granted he does not know Ladybug or Cat Noir's identities and he would need that to be able to go back in time and to figure out who they are and get the Miraculous from them. But...


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[Assistant] With the body miraculous, he'll be able to go back in time and find the master because he actually knows who the master was, the guardian, before Marinette. So he can go back in time and find the guardian.


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[Assistant] And get that. Or will he go back in time and stop his wife from using the broken?


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[Assistant] Maybe? I don't know. I'm pretty sure we're gonna do time travel though, because that one's obviously the most effective one.


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[Assistant] At achieving his goals and it's also the only one that we can also.


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[Assistant] No, Alex doesn't have her own one, right?


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[Assistant] I get very confused about the bunny miraculous. Does Alex have the pocket watch? Yes. Does Alex still have?


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[Assistant] I think we're doing time travel because that's the only way we can fight back against.


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[Assistant] Hockmoth time traveling as well. So I think that's what's gonna happen. Is that we're gonna have like a time travel battle and stop him there. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm still confused though, uh, why Felix wants the Peacock Miraculous so badly. Granted, I think...


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[Assistant] He wants it due to the senti monster theory that he and adrian are both senti monsters. Cause I think he wants it due to the fact that that is the like


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[Assistant] 110% way to control a senti monster.


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[Assistant] Like, irregardless of the rings, and I think that's why he was willing to give the ring in exchange for the Peacock Miraculous, cause he understands how it works.


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[Assistant] So he knows, like, here, you can have this ring that controls me, but if I have the Peacock Miraculous, you can't do shit to me or Adrian. But he could still, like, break it and, like,


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[Assistant] I think that's what happens to a sentient monster. We get sent to the shadow realm. That's, that's what happens. So I think he could still, like, if he has both the rings, which I get it's his running ring, so he just wants them, but like he also controls Adrian with them. So couldn't he just get like upset and just like,


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[Assistant] Send them both to the Shadow Realm? But I guess technically Adrien is his child, so he wouldn't want to do that, cause like somewhere in his weird cold heart, he does love his child. And we don't really understand how they are senti monsters, like are they just like, if we break the rings, will they just, like the other ones we've seen?


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[Assistant] Like, like Hawk Moth, you know, Gabriel. Gabriel couldn't like, you know.


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[Assistant] Give the seed to produce a child? So like...


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[Assistant] Cause either some weird woman problem happens, so she, she had to like create a womb for herself. Like, like, like some weird Steven Universe Rose Quartz shit going on. Like that? Is that what?


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[Assistant] And so like they are human but they're not human type of situation and then she just like lol did it for her sister too. Like is that what happened? I'm so curious at this point. I don't understand. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm supposed to be like, upsetting spaghetti and I am over here laughing. This is not how I thought this was gonna go.


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[Assistant] And why would he be willing to give up a ring that he like desperately wanted and stole before? I'm pretty sure he now is and understands now. Uhm, but.


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[Assistant] Along with that, I like that we kinda were able to get some of these secrets that have been out for a while finally, like, known.


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[Assistant] Uh, one being the Reina Furtiv. I like that that's out. Now, uh, everybody knows that she's still around. It is kind of sad because I do like her and I'm scared that Alia probably will just never get the Fox Maracas again.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but, you know, I'm glad that that came out and now that, uhm, Ladybug also knows that


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[Assistant] Herapist Nino knows that all you never stop being. Raina Furtive being on the team.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I do like that that's out in the open now, I appreciate it. And though I am slightly upset that Marinette wanted Alia to keep her miraculous, and she's like, I forgive you, like, I tell my best friend everything that's unfair of me to, you know, put the same thing on you. Granted! Granted!


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[Assistant] He told Adrian, which, yes, Adrian is Cat Noir, so it's actually not that bad, but if Nino is willing to tell Adrian that he is a superhero and that his girlfriend is also a superhero, who else is Nino willing to tell?


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[Assistant] So I just, I don't trust Nino. I kind of hope that we just don't give it back to Nino anymore. And it's also more insulting because like,


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[Assistant] The turtle miraculous was our master the guardian.


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[Assistant] Like, miraculous? So it kinda makes me upset that we had like, y'know.


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[Assistant] This character we looked up to, and we know now that the Guardian was a individual who


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[Assistant] You know, wasn't supposed to be the guardian yet, wasn't supposed to have the box, didn't make a lot of mistakes. So in a way it is fitting that Nino has it, but like, the master we know and did know,


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[Assistant] Was this resourceful, wise individual who was always like giving us information. So it's kind of like makes me frustrated that this character who's like kind of being a bumbling idiot gets it.


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[Assistant] So I know, I know, hot take, hot take, but I'm, I'm still really upset at Nino. I hold the grudge against Nino. I had like no issues with Nino until this, so I, I am hurt, okay? I'm hurt.


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[Assistant] Uh, what else, what else, what else? We have so much to talk about. There's so much.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lila coming back was interesting. I didn't even talk about that in the first part. Lila being here was interesting. Her and Chloe kinda like worked together too, which was interesting. So, again.


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[Assistant] Hawk Daughters might be a thang. Trade Market.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think it'd be interesting. I also know that Lila's kinda working with Gabriel a little bit. So it's not surprising that Mr. Grust is using her a bit more. I'm gonna guess we're probably gonna deal with her quite a bit more. And of course, uhm,


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[Assistant] Gabriel was sending Adrian away on this advertisement because he didn't want his son to be here during the like froggy stuff and like wanted to keep him safe. So, makes sense.


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[Assistant] But dang, it's just wild. I did not expect us to lose all the miraculous. I have no idea what's going to happen in season five. I'm very, very excited.


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[Assistant] I, I, I, I don't know, cause we had to get them back, but like obviously he has them all. So.


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to- my guess is at least the first episode or two are gonna be big episodes due to the fact that like we have to deal with this immediately. He literally said himself he's gonna be like relentless, he's gonna be coming after us. So I feel like a lot of these first episodes are gonna be bing bing bing bing bing bing like


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[Assistant] Next day, next day, next day, next day, next day type of situations because we can't let him keep these miraculous because that's a big oopsa doopsa.


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[Assistant] I don't even know how Ladybug can sleep without them. Like dang, I would be, I would be livid. Honestly though, okay. Hear me out though. She has, uh, potentially thought that Gabriel is Hawk Moth. So if I was her, I would kind of be like,


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[Assistant] Barking up those avenues. I would go back to anybody I had ever thought was capable of being Hawk Moth. And like confront them.


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[Assistant] Granted, you can't do it as yourself, but like, you can be Ladybug and go confront him. But I guess you're walking into a very dangerous situation and presenting yourself, and maybe that's not the best idea. So actually, I changed my mind. I thought about it for longer than five seconds. It's a bad idea. It's risky. Maybe Froggy got me. JK, that's a terrible idea. Don't do that.


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[Assistant] His house is like super fortified, so it's like a really bad idea. And she knows that, so nevermind. This is really bad.


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[Assistant] Uuuh. So yeaah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's all crazy. It's honestly all so crazy. My mind is trying to like, grapple with everything. And we have to keep in mind that like,


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[Assistant] So we're probably gonna get the bunny miraculous back.


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[Assistant] In the first episode or two. I feel like we need to.


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[Assistant] But for the other miraculous, I feel like it's going to be maybe a slow journey to get them back.


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[Assistant] As of recording this, and let me just double check. Yes, okay.


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[Assistant] As of recording this, there are nine episodes of season five out on Disney+. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I will slowly start watching those. Keep in mind, I will be only doing one episode at a time. Even if two episodes seem like they should be watched together, if they don't explicitly say part one, part two, I'm going to keep them separated.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just because now we are getting to a very good point where we're pretty much caught up. And I know we're not caught up yet. And by the time we, you know, start making that headway,


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[Assistant] We will probably have more, a few more episodes maybe that are out as of recording this. Like I said, there's only nine episodes out on Disney Plus. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And I'm aware that there are other episodes out, but they are out of order.


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[Assistant] So I want to watch them in order if possible, and I would also like to stick with the dub whenever possible.


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[Assistant] That doesn't mean I'm unopposed to start watching some of the trailers that drop and start theorizing. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I guess if anybody is super against that, do comment down below. I'm not watching them now, okay? I'm watching the first nine and then maybe we'll like, see.


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[Assistant] Once we get through the first nine and there's not more out, we'll see. It's basically the thought of if we get caught up, I will start.


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[Assistant] You know, getting on the Miraculous, like, weekly train of being like, what information has dropped today? What terrible thing has the fandom done now? Whose number did they leak now? Those things. Start being a gossip channel for Miraculous. But yea, so, we are very close to getting caught up.


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[Assistant] Granted, since I am doing them individually, it will be, you know, still like nine weeks before we actually get caught up.


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[Assistant] There's no stopping it. We are going to get caught up in the show at some point. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But until then, I want to just enjoy it very casually. So.


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[Assistant] We will, we will see what happens.


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[Assistant] But until then, you know, we have at least these first nine episodes that we'll start watching individually. So every week, you know, one, second week, two, three, you know, so on and so forth.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I'm excited to kinda like, start being able to like, understand what's going on in the fandom. Start being able to like, be on that hot gossip for Miraculous. It's, it's interesting and yeaah.


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[Assistant] So it'll definitely be interesting to kind of see what happens and, um,


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[Assistant] What miraculous we may or may not get back at this point and what Felix will do with the Peacock Miraculous.


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[Assistant] So there's a lot of, lot of questions, but I really enjoyed watching this. I hope you guys did as well. Thank you so much for being patient with me as we have slowly gotten through Miraculous. Um, it does feel kind of crazy to say like we have nine episodes left and we're caught up. That seems really surreal to me because we have been watching this for a while now. So it's like wild to me. So.


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[Assistant] Irregardless, I am very excited to start Season 5 with you all. I hope you guys enjoy it just as much as I have been. Uhm, and of course if you want to see my full reactions to


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[Assistant] There's an epidemic in the fields and it again goes back to


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[Assistant] The vulnerability that women have, the farm work that women have. They work in isolated places. Many of them don't speak English. A lot of them don't even know the laws. They don't even know that they can report sexual harassment and that the employer can be responsible for that. And so they feel helpless.


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[Assistant] I believe that the employers are in total denial. And they will often take the word of the foreman or the manager against the woman if she does come forward. And women know this. They know that they're not going to be heard. They know that nobody's going to be there to support them or protect them.


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[Assistant] ¿Qué explicación daría de esta acusación?


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[Assistant] Police looking for you. And I said, for what? And he said, I don't know. They didn't tell me nothing. And I said, I'm gonna go down to the county jail and see what they want with me.


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[Assistant] They kept me like for 72 hours for questioning and investigation. So I ain't have no problem with that. So then they said they want to do a dental impression on me. And I said, okay, fine.


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[Assistant] They ran a dinner impression on me. And then like a week later.


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[Assistant] My lawyer came to me and told me, he said, we got a little bad news. I said, what you mean? He said that bite marks on the, on the little girl matched yours.


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[Assistant] I said, man, how can I bite somebody and I wouldn't even dare? He said, well, that's what they came up with.


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[Assistant] My mother told me, she said, I know you didn't do that, but I want you to hold your head up and God gonna bring you out.


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[Assistant] And I know God know and my family know that I haven't did nothing.


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[Assistant] He told me, uh, Mr. Brooke, all your charges been dismissed. You free to go. That's what the exciting life.


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[Assistant] And forensic experts like Dr. Wes and Haine, they should not never.


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[Assistant] Be able to practice no more metal, no nothing in this state, in no kind of state because of what they did to us and maybe other people.


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[Assistant] They've earned, uh, their reputation or made their own reputation, uh, as far as the way they've, they've treated workers.


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[Assistant] If they would hear of an immigration vehicle being around the area, they would lock the doors of the plant or post people at the exits of the plant so the people could not leave.


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[Assistant] In a lot of cases, they take off running from the buildings.


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[Assistant] It does. Puts a victim in a almost impossible situation.


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[Assistant] I felt that the women took a big enough risk and the consequences of that risk could have been quite substantial to them. I decided to sign the U visas. And that allowed them at least not to be afraid of being deported. Correct.


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[Assistant] And he just felt that there was not enough there, uhm, to substantiate or to prove


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[Assistant] Uh, beyond a reasonable doubt that these things actually occurred.


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[Assistant] Yes, we did. We, uh, in fact, we had an FBI agent with us, uh, at the time of the interview.


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[Assistant] Did he offer any advice or did he say maybe I'll get our people involved? He told us that was not, uh, the FBI's role.


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[Assistant] We also advise immigration of the allegations. And you told them that this potentially


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[Assistant] Not too much of anything. Did you ever question the perpetrators?


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[Assistant] We had a very difficult time in locating any of the perpetrators.


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[Assistant] Well, one of them you knew, right? Rent-a-rea, he absconded shortly thereafter.


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[Assistant] But the ones who are documented workers typically have some outlet. Take a woman who is undocumented and think how much more vulnerable she feels.


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[Assistant] Yes, I could. In fact, that's one of the things that makes this case stand out.


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[Assistant] There are two purposes of that program. One is to keep


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[Assistant] victims in the country so that they can testify against the perpetrators. And the other is to protect the victims.


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[Assistant] He told her she was not the first one and he has wanted to abuse her for a long time. She said she wanted to get out, but he had closed the door. She told us they had started fighting and he raped her.


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[Assistant] She said the incident occurred on a dirt road somewhere between her home in Clarion and her work at plant number two.


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[Assistant] He had told her not to tell anyone and that if she did not let him have sex with her, he would fire her.


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[Assistant] The supervisor again told her if she wanted to keep her job, she knew what to do.


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[Assistant] She explained to us that he pushed her against the wall and forcefully had sex with her. She said they went into the storage area. She screamed and he told her not to scream.


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[Assistant] She said that her supervisor continued to harass her by asking her when they were going to have intercourse again.


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[Assistant] Well, it was obviously a sobering outcome, the midterm. He was very, uh, unhappy and sad about the loss.


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[Assistant] Most of the children were working at night. They...


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[Assistant] Ran somewhat of a shop of horrors at night.


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[Assistant] I can think of an interview I did with one of the teenage girls who


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[Assistant] It has to be done. It's essential. If you don't raise the debt limit, you can no longer borrow, you can't pay your bills, you default.


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[Assistant] They had done what you normally do on one of these speeches is they invited the congressional leaders and somehow it didn't filter up to the top who just was, who was going to be there.


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] Darling, darling, daddy is here. I'll help you up and wipe your tears.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb. Daddy, daddy.


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[Assistant] Deja respetar para que uno lo respete.


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[Assistant] Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time.


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[Assistant] That was not what was, uh, expressed to me while I worked there.


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[Assistant] In fact, uhm, some of the documentation would state that, you know, this is a way to certify you as an expert in your field. Uhm, it kind of, kind of astounds me that Sarah Wecht would say that when, you know, that's kind of the purpose of the company.


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[Assistant] Uh, experts to show them as experts in their field so that they may testify in court.


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[Assistant] The speaker came out and acknowledged that the president won.


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[Assistant] Elections have consequences. And he acknowledged that right away. And he put revenue on the table.


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[Assistant] Agriculture is by far the largest source of pollution to all of the waters in the country.


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[Assistant] There's no question that the Reagan administration, in fact, brought to Washington a deregulatory agenda. I remember back in the Reagan days of seeing memos that would come out from the White House to the Chamber of Commerce and other big businesses, asking them for a list of regulations from which they would want relief.


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[Assistant] Agriculture is by far the largest source of pollution to the Chesapeake Bay and it is arguably the single biggest source of pollution to all of the waters in the country.


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[Assistant] It's too much manure and arguably too many animals under the current structure.


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[Assistant] There's no question that the influence of the agricultural farm lobby in general has had a very


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[Assistant] Successful role in limiting the amount of pollution control regulations that we see in the Chesapeake Bay watershed or nationwide.


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[Assistant] The decisions we make are going to have a profound effect as to our planet's future over the next hundred years.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody, I just got back from Cincinnati and that was some cutesy footage of my family back home. Uh, my step nieces like to mob me all the time like that. Don't just trust the camera, they're even worse when the camera is off. And also buddy and I got to see Lucy and I got to see Maggie and Charlie and all my little doggies and then I got to spend time with my friends and family. It was just a really good trip to have because it let me


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[Assistant] Go back to the original reason why I was doing this. You know, in the original place where I was making videos was my mom's house. That's where I started when I had like absolutely nothing. So it's really good that I got a chance to go back there and especially considering we did the charity livestream


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[Assistant] When Bob and Wade first joined me, it was that living room where we started. I did one by myself before that, but it was a gruesome 24-hour livestream where I just hated everyone and everything. But it still...


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[Assistant] Is really good for me to go back to those places because


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[Assistant] When I was doing it, you know, we were doing it for Living Beyond Breast Cancer and, uh, we've been doing charities for Living Beyond Breast Cancer for a while for October, uh, Breast Cancer Awareness Month.


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[Assistant] And, just knowing that so many people have supported this cause, compared to the people who were supporting it originally. I'm not saying the people are any different, you guys are still as amazing as you ever have been, but so many more


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[Assistant] And I'm so honored that you guys have taken this to heart because


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[Assistant] You know, uh, my, my friends and family were all telling me about how inspired they were at the good I was doing and I had to tell them that, you know, it's not me, I'm just the doof that plays video games and makes funny faces and screams a lot and does weird voices all the time, that's just me.


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[Assistant] But the reality of it, and the thing that I always have to remind myself is that you guys...


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[Assistant] Are all of it. You guys are everything in this. You guys have so much more power than you know to change the world and


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[Assistant] I love the fact that you guys have rallied around this community and you see within yourself and you know that together we can do so much more. Not just on the internet, but out there, you know, pounding the pavement every day and going out and inspiring communities big and small is what we can really do as


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[Assistant] The Markiplites, or whatever our name is now, the Tickles Crote Army, I don't know if that's stuck or not, uh, I have no idea, but just knowing that we can do so much good on such a global scale now is, you know, the greatest thing I could possibly imagine coming out of this, so.


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[Assistant] Just thank you guys so much for supporting these causes and being there for us.


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[Assistant] And allowing me to have the opportunities to do something like this because I came from nothing, you know, I had nothing.


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[Assistant] When I started YouTube and now I have this amazing opportunity to be in LA and actually have a chance to fly back home to do a charity livestream. You know, I wouldn't have a place to fly back to or from if it weren't for you guys. And now I get to work on these really cool videos that I need to tell you guys about. Uhm, right now, uh, MLGHaunt


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[Assistant] He did a Minecraft animation featuring voice acting that I did that is really well done. He did above and beyond the Call of Duty on this animation. It's amazing. Nothing to do with Call of Duty, by the way. Absolutely nothing.


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[Assistant] Uh, so those two links are now morphed into two videos somewhere in the here-ish range that you guys can click on. Uh, and I wanted to just keep this relatively brief, so uh, just watch along there, click whenever you feel like. Uh, and just thank you guys so much for the non-stop support. I say it so much because it needs to be said. I do nothing.


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[Assistant] You know, I may set the dates and I may organize it, but in reality, it would be nothing without the work that you guys do and the support that you don't just give me, but you give each other and you give the community that you're in.


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[Assistant] And the people around you, you know, it's word of mouth slow steady progress of change that really makes a difference.


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[Assistant] The bottom of the bay, when there is an algae bloom and when you have a dead zone, is as dead as the face of the moon. That there is absolutely no oxygen in these dead zones and nothing can live that requires oxygen for survival.


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[Assistant] Crabs can't make it. Crabs can't make it. Oysters can't make it. Fish that get caught in a dead zone will literally die if they can't get out of a dead zone. They'll float up to the surface, their bellies will explode, and you'll see fish kills throughout the Chesapeake Bay.


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[Assistant] What we created in the Chesapeake Bay was a grand experiment. It was going to be an alternative to the regulatory approach that had swept the EPA, that had swept the federal system. They were going to try to do this in a non-regulatory cooperative manner.


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[Assistant] The alternative was to have voluntary goals. It was going to be cooperative, it was going to have no regulatory teeth, and it was going to be overseen by the Maryland Department of Agriculture, a non-regulatory agency, rather than the Maryland Department of Environment.


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[Assistant] But you're out here. For sure. You got a few days at least. Yea. It was a short release.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like that shit has limited you a lot over the last couple years?


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[Assistant] I see, just like that, huh? Yea, 20. We were supposed to smoke a Swift before you came in here, but then, uh, I don't know what the fuck happened. Jason didn't come through with it. But you can't smoke weed.


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[Assistant] How do you, uh, let's just talk about this first. How do you feel now that the project is finally here? I listened to it a couple times this morning. It's fire.


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[Assistant] What made you even feel like now was the time to drop the project versus like the last couple years? It seems like it would have been a good time to drop the shit anytime over the last year or two.


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[Assistant] Because when I found out it was obviously from the X & Ski song,


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[Assistant] Who were you as far as like where you were coming up and just as a rapper and everything like where were you really at before that happened and then all of a sudden everybody was asking who you were.


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[Assistant] You've even been rapping before that song came out though. What song?


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[Assistant] Remember when Future wanted to get lit, so he just put his tapes on Soundcloud for free, and somehow that was like a big deal, and everybody was like super hyped that those were out there like that, like it's hard to imagine anybody.


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[Assistant] Would not have just been able to be up on Spotify and Apple Music because it had random ass samples and shit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause that's when I first really started to be like, alright, who is this dude?


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[Assistant] But it's still so early for 21 even. That was before 21 really got popped into.


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[Assistant] 21 came to LA and played some shows like at least a year after that and the shows were like, ehm, like starting to maybe have like a couple hundred people. But even then, like a year after that, 21 was still not that lit. So that was like crazy early 21 and Young Dan's and X.


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[Assistant] That's fucking crazy. It didn't feel like it was that big of a song or anything. You didn't know it was gonna go on to-


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[Assistant] Average dude I meet from Atlanta is like very chill, low key, like doesn't talk like all crazy and shit because it's very like, you know, sort of street oriented type energy and then you look at them two and they were just wild as fuck screaming and you heard in the music and shit too that they were just like crazy energetic.


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[Assistant] Crazy. So did you see your career just start blowing up, your name just got way bigger like pretty soon after that?


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[Assistant] People like y'all could have been out there just making music and shit and there weren't labels calling. Whereas now, when as soon as a dude starts to get hot, labels are on him. Like before they're even able to really have that like underground phase of their career and shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's almost like Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube and all this shit, like none of that shit was established the same way it is now. And at that time, when y'all were coming out and shit, it did feel like there was a different shit going on in the sense that like everybody was really excited about finding out about all these new young artists.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Were you actually in the studio with him for the collab that you have on the tape? On the project that you just put out?


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[Assistant] That's gonna be kinda overwhelming if and when you do get to that point, huh?


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[Assistant] Have you had to cancel tours because of this shit? I saw somebody complaining about that.


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[Assistant] Do you have the X verse on that song that isn't actually on the album? The verse exists or could you just not get it from the label?


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[Assistant] Do you feel like because your career was stalled out a little bit because of the court shit that you kinda had some of your style stolen by people along the way since you weren't able to just be out there in people's faces with that style?


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[Assistant] You cool with Comethazine? You feel like Comethazine took your shit with that? Nah.


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[Assistant] You know my favorite young band song is, uh, No Cap with Reese. That's a classic.


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[Assistant] You, uh, was that filmed like right outside your crib and shit so you wouldn't have to...


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[Assistant] I've been doing this thing for a long ass time. Actually, he belongs in that category, like, underrated MCs from a couple years ago in Atlanta and shit.


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[Assistant] How'd you, uh, how'd you make the thug and gunner collaboration happen?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. You got connections just like that. Uhm, why'd you start trolling Yachty in the first place?


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[Assistant] Where did it actually start? Because the oldest thing that I'm aware of is just a comment that you left on Instagram basically calling him fat on a video of him performing live.


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[Assistant] But you're kinda too big to just be like, talking shit about somebody and thinking it ain't gonna turn into something like, you're out here still acting like you're just like a regular dude, like people ain't gonna give a fuck if you just, cause like calling some random dude fat in the comments is like, everybody who ain't famous gets to do that, and nobody thinks shit about it. But once you're famous, then all of a sudden it's a thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll admit it's kind of funny, but at the same time, you know, it's like, there's certain people that you just want to stay on good terms with or whatever. So you're just not going to like say whatever is at the top of your head at that moment. And it's like, you know, it's like, you got to make that decision. It's just interesting.


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[Assistant] You just, you gotta start eating the right shit. You need to get some weight gainers, some protein powders.


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[Assistant] But that's what the media does and what the cops do is that they put out, like if they're gonna try somebody for a case, like somebody with Mellie where they had time to like build up their case.


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[Assistant] They, they want to make you look guilty to the public beforehand. I know, but I would say that sometimes, I'm not even saying this for academics, but some people they do tend to like, you hear the cops version of the story and they just run with it a hundred percent. And then later on you'll find out that maybe shit didn't go down or at least they can't prove that shit went down the way that they're acting.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well, there you go. You check it, but it's cool.


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[Assistant] But you, like, that's the interesting thing is that a lot of people in the music industry, especially the artists, that they would keep their mouth shut if they had a problem with somebody that a public figure like him was having because they want to be able to be, to get favorable treatment in the media from that person.


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[Assistant] Some people get addicted to that shit because they realize that it's so much easier to make content about negative shit happening than to make content that like elevates an artist. You know?


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[Assistant] That's the difference when you're doing interviews and shit is that for the most part, like, the energy I get from people is like super good because I'm really just giving them a place to come and talk about their shit and I'm not really like-


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[Assistant] You want me to ask fucking a question, another question about the album and say this, why does the first song have an EDM breakdown? You was off the molly?


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[Assistant] Cause that's the, the criticism that people try to throw on you is like, oh, young bands can go viral on Twitter, but make a hit song. I heard people say that about you before. What's your reaction to that?


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[Assistant] I like it. I'm feeling Project. After this I'm gonna get in my car and I'm gonna listen to it again when I'm on my way to shoot this porno movie.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, cause you really, that's what's interesting about you is that there's been different moves over the years that I've seen you make where I was like, I don't understand tactically why he did that. But I guess it really is just you being yourself. Like when you dissed Lil Xan on Twitter and made him sad and probably cry.


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[Assistant] I like, didn't really understand, but I'm guessing that that was just how you were feeling at the time.


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[Assistant] You feel like, cause like, you're talking about that experience of going to the song with Skiin' X and how it was like dope ass experience with people that you just met that you really fucked with, and then you're talking about the little Xam thing, does that make you feel like you were at a certain point too open minded to doing songs with people that you didn't really know as well?


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[Assistant] But then like the next day you didn't really feel the same way?


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[Assistant] Hope the cops ain't listening. Uhm, so what are you gonna be doing to, in terms of like really pushing this album and shit? You got any plans? Are you even able to go on tours?


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[Assistant] I was just trolling too, so. I don't know. Uh, like are you going on a tour for this project? You got anything in particular in mind to push it? Oh, misunderstood tour.


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[Assistant] Let's get straight into it. Get straight into it. We get into it.


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[Assistant] Yup. I see Juice WRLD lose like eight fucking jewels in a night.


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[Assistant] And now I know that you can smoke it through a fucking mask too. If I was ever going to commit a robbery, I might need to know that actually.


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[Assistant] I went to England and didn't have weed for like a day or two and I started smoking cigarettes and I can't do it. I just don't like it that much.


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[Assistant] Heard that so it kill you. Uh, yo, I appreciate you coming in, man. It's been a good ass time. You got a message to the world?


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[Assistant] Facts. Let's get it. Young bands, no jumper. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, and subscribe. Slap! All that. Appreciate y'all.


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[Assistant] And it is clear to me that you Britons do not love as we Romans do.


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[Assistant] Ah! Ha ha! You're a gladiator. Ha ha ha. Ooh. Hmm, the, uh, the mythical armor is, it's a fine touch indeed. You gave me quite the