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[Assistant] Terrell Owens, Mike Allstadt, a couple of other. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. LetsHang.live. Do you guys wanna?


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[Assistant] Get in there and see what it's about. But I'm doing a sponsored stream, 820. Let's hang that live. Come through! If you wanna hang out, chop it up with, uh, me and Terrell Owens. Demarcus Ware. Also, Jason.


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[Assistant] Oh, and lastly, the gaming channel is returning immediately after this, putting that video out, youtube.com slash scooter gaming. I'm hype.


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[Assistant] Well, the real winners are the people getting the donations for a healthy Thanksgiving. Let's put it that way. Yes.


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[Assistant] But actually in reality I'm donating to the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank. There are many yinzers that will be going hungry this holiday season because of everything that's happening. So that little situation there is hopefully give them a nice turkey meal, nice food at Christmas.


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[Assistant] Dude, I'm gonna say this, you look like David Arquette just out of Midlife Crisis.


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[Assistant] Well, does Dak have strong legs? He's gonna have to be carrying him, just like Aaron Rodgers did, so. That's all I'm gonna say.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know what happened in that game, but, uh, to be completely honest with you, I'm just gonna keep it real. I'm thankful for each and every one of you, poor...


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[Assistant] I was going to swear again because I was just, this is how I do stuff. I'm thankful for each and every one of you supporting me. Thank you for watching this terrible excuse of the show. Thank you for watching my terrible excuse of videos. I just like...


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[Assistant] It's sobering just getting the Alport of support just anywhere and uhm. Oh, so we're doing.


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[Assistant] The Pittsburgh Steelers are definitely going to the Super Bowl. It is absolute destiny. This past week it just showed me that and uh, I'm gonna call it right there. Uh, Mr. Uh, Grassi, are you thankful for those purple tips?


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[Assistant] Yeah, pretty much. We're the PBS segment. We have like the, uh, the stuff like before, and this is like the people where everyone's just taking calls. And yeah, you have a bunch of random celebrities like, okay, look, without public broadcasting, we don't get money from the government. I am not asking again, give us your money.


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[Assistant] Well, what happened was, uh, it's, uh, uh, let's gather round, children, because there is a, um, it's a very interesting situation that happened with the Pittsburgh Steelers. It was a terrible game at first. The Steelers were not good.


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[Assistant] They were getting crushed by Justin Herbert. They were without their big weapons. TJ Watmink of Fitzpatrick. They had a, uh, pylon named Devin Bush in the backfield as well. And also there was a, um, no Joe Hayden.


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[Assistant] Against the pits, against the wonders of the Pittsburgh Steelers. But they kick a field goal. 27-13. They get a three and out.


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[Assistant] They punt the ball away, but it's a flag because the guy ran out of bounds and it's offside.


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[Assistant] Whatever reason, but you know what? That's uh, that's just out of character form. It happens. It'll probably get a little fine and it'll probably go to the St. Louis settlement for the NFL and that'll be fine. But this is when the magic happens. Deontay Johnson, 35. Brilliance.


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[Assistant] A huge interception by Cam Hayward, the God redeeming himself. Big interception by Cam Sutton. Touchdown. Tide. Again.


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[Assistant] High game. That is going to be the glory of Steeler football. The Steelers are going to Super Bowl. They converted to a fourth and three and they stop them at the 30 and the Steelers got the lead. They got the lead and the Steelers are going to Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] That's not even opinion. This is concrete fact. And I say that's just concrete fact because this game has renewed my vigor.


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[Assistant] Especially when it comes to the power of Steeler football. Our team is extremely flawed. We have a geriatric quarterback. We have no offensive line. We have some injuries, especially on defense. Our defense is not vulnerable, but considering all the BS that's going on right now, Steelers are going to the Super Bowl and I'll leave you with that.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately they did. We had to keep it easy so that people wouldn't get suspicious of bringing stuff.


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[Assistant] Possibly, I think so. They have a chance. Uh, they are apparently getting Menka, TJ and Joe Hayden back. Since he's a tough opponent though, last time we played them we didn't have TJ Watt. So their offense was allowed to do whatever they could. Since he is, uh, this is a must win for both teams. So I think it's gonna be pretty tight.


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[Assistant] Well, here's my consideration. I thought, I consider the Chicago Bears game a loss, even though they won. This is a win, even though they lost. So it balances out, so.


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[Assistant] Why is Ron Rivera so low? The dude's fighting cancer.


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[Assistant] I'm running with the Raiders being contrarian, but it's probably the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Tree, where's that money going, Tree? Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go live, and then I should've, I clicked it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look at that. Look at that sweet, sweet man.


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[Assistant] That really detracts from your YouTube, uh, plaque behind you. I'll tell you what.


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[Assistant] It's quite fitting that the man who is the leader of Tommy-nism, referred to as comrades, and then had to order this punishment from China.


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[Assistant] So, uh, even beyond the head and shoulders story Tom told us about head and shoulders taking away his Super Bowl trip, a very fitting pun- maybe the most fitting punishment we've had.


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[Assistant] Dedicated hosts. Has clickbait sports jumped the shark?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it looks like Tom's been aged, like 50.


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[Assistant] I, I get, like, if you, I played for a coach that didn't like me, it sucks. Uh, but the difference is Kelvin Benjamin was trying to get back into the NFL. Like, this was his shot. And the one thing the Giants asked him to do, he didn't. And it wasn't that he didn't.


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[Assistant] And if like Kelvin was coming off a, you know, a good season and was producing for the Giants last year, it's a different story. But I think like when you're trying to get back into the league, you're going to be under a microscope. I mean, it was a long shot. Even if you showed up at weight, I think it's a long shot because they wanted him to play tight end, right? Essentially.


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[Assistant] Is this true? Was he stealing food from the facility to take home?


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[Assistant] Food from the cafeteria, come on Calvin.


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[Assistant] I accidentally replied all to an HR email of a picture of me holding a guitar hero guitar doing this to the camera and I sent that to the entire company.


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[Assistant] To an HR email about employee conduct at work.


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[Assistant] And I thought I was responding to them, but like that HR email popped up. I didn't notice it. I sent it to the entire company. I came into work the next day.


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[Assistant] Uh, because I was young, like we tried to retract the email, we thought we did.


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[Assistant] And, uh, the guy sat me down and was like, why didn't you show up first thing this morning to try and explain yourself? I was like, oh, I didn't know.


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[Assistant] I thought we pulled the email back and then like I had all these conversations and by the end of the day I was not fired.


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[Assistant] I explained the story. I had to apologize to the HR lady to say like, I will, I didn't mean this as an offense to you about the policy to the company. I think they sent out an email.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I actually went to Denver Broncos training camp this morning. Day two or three of guys practicing.


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[Assistant] I didn't think that I would actually see anything out there.


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[Assistant] I was just going to hang out and then to, you know, brag a little bit later that I was there, maybe get a picture with the players.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're not letting players even get close to fans because of COVID. And I was in the friends and family section. I was closer than media, but the players couldn't come over there. Like, you can meet the players out at the park afterwards. Like, that sounds weird. Uh, I'm not gonna...


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[Assistant] But first thing I noticed, uh, first round draft pick, Patrick Sertan.


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[Assistant] We've, we've got Justin Simmons, who's like 6'1", 6'2", in the secondary, already taller than everybody. Sir Tan back there.


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[Assistant] This is a stacked as Simmons. Like he's like, you're like this guy can play football. I'm excited to watch him cover NFL wide receivers. That was the first thing I noticed.


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[Assistant] Second thing was Teddy Bridgewater looked a lot better than Drew Lock today. And I know it's just practice. And if you follow like local media, all they do is like every day it's a camp battle between your quarterback competition. But like, Teddy Bridgewater looked like a pro out there.


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[Assistant] He was like 9 for 9, it's 11 on 11 practice, they're not hitting. But like, Drew Locke was...


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[Assistant] Didn't, like, he was struggling to, like, make reads in these situations and he was holding onto the football and doing what Paxton Lynch was criticized many moons ago where you're practicing these drills and you're running with the football. So, like, if, if I were trying to, like, create some controversy, I would be making a video like,


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[Assistant] Teddy Bridgewater severely outperforms Drew Lock in his horrible training camp practice. But Teddy, man.


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[Assistant] I got Teddy. I got my Teddy Bridgewater QB until Roger shows up in 2022. Uhm, but.


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[Assistant] Teddy's done it on in real game reps. I mean, Mark Sanchez was a Bronco for a brief moment.


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[Assistant] I wanna know if he, if Tom's got any of the details from Roger's restructure yet, because that's very important to me.


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[Assistant] But I saw stuff you were tweeting out and that other people were tweeting out and Roger's complaint was like they weren't listening to him.


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[Assistant] Change? Or do you think like their relationship's kind of done and it's gonna be the Wild West after this season?


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[Assistant] He went through like 20 years of Packers.


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[Assistant] Just like, Brady going to Tampa and getting everything he wanted, I think changed that narrative for your top tier QBs. Yup.


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[Assistant] I have a, I have an amazing idea for college football guys. Go on. Okay.


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[Assistant] Whatever this merger is, whatever happens, right?


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[Assistant] Most teams, if they could be in the SEC, would want to be there. Like the good organizations, right? And you have the college football playoff now, uhm, that seems to be working.


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[Assistant] But what we should also have is the worst team from the SEC.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I was gonna troll tree since he's not here, but let me go back to woj.


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[Assistant] Oh, do you guys think if I click on this lock under politics, it's about drew lock?


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. Let's see. Let's see. Twitter, what do you got for me? Oh, DC police lock. Dang.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it is football. Sometimes it's like politics.


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[Assistant] Xavier, Xavier, Xavier, Xavier, Xavier, Xavier, Xavier.


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[Assistant] Two has got two years to prove himself. He only played like half a season. And he was coming in for Ryan Fitzpatrick, who is a god amongst men.


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[Assistant] And we just need some, some random updates of Tom enjoying his time in bed with the Chicago Bears bedspread as an adult man.


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[Assistant] Comedy gold right here. I mean, come on, this, it looks like we might get in trouble on YouTube for self-harm because this, you look like an inmate in a stra- in a straitjacket right now, Tom. Oh, that is true. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think Brandon should be the next one punished. He needs to some type of punishment like this. Where he is just used for our entertainment. So.


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[Assistant] Five, do you wanna, you wanna start your segment?


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[Assistant] Was cut by the Giants. Apparently the rumor is that they asked him to lose 14 pounds. And he did not. He came in 3 pounds heavier.


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[Assistant] Uh, him, you know, uh, I think he was eating too many Popeyes biscuits.


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[Assistant] Some type of, some type of impropriety when it came to his weight. Tom still hasn't taken the costume off, which is great. And then, after getting cut,


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[Assistant] He just ripped the team. He ripped Joe Judge. Here's a direct quote. It's just the best part. Yes. He said, it was like they were trying to sabotage me to get me out of there. Because yes, they brought you in, Calvin.


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[Assistant] It's not like he stopped. He said, I don't want to bash anyone, which he was doing, but I just felt like Joe has it out to get me since I walked into that team building. It never felt right. The guy never even had a conversation with me until the day they signed me. He was cut a few. Let's see.


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[Assistant] I can understand his viewpoint. I can understand the player's viewpoint, but typically if a team asks you to do something and you just don't do it, you are, that's a sign that things are not going to work out, right? They ask you to lose 14 pounds.


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[Assistant] I really doubt that Kelvin Benjamin is going to get picked up by another team. Uhm, I've never, I've always been loved by all my coaches. I don't know how that works. Uh, no.


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[Assistant] Right. Scooter's looking at the positive here. You're a player's coach, Scooter. You're a player's coach. I get it. I get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he was, he was already third or fourth on the death chart already. He would, and any malcontent or any type of behavior, then he called Judge a, a loser that just cusses and is not gonna win the Super Bowl. On the way out of the door, he was like,


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[Assistant] I say this to everyone, Mark Sanchez looked incredible throwing a football in shorts. So don't get, there's a famous line from Reservoir, from, um, Pulp Fiction, ordered by Harvey Keitel.


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[Assistant] For this show. Bring out the gimp.


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[Assistant] The power of Lebron. It seems like this is an annual thing with Westbrook to get traded like a sports card. This is now what? This will be his third, third team in three years? He was, or fourth team in four years? He was a Thunder? He was a Rocket?


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[Assistant] What? No, I would disagree with that. A 2021 first round pick too. The Lakers are coming off a missed playoff, so that's at least a mid first round. That's not bad at all. That's not bad at all.


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[Assistant] Was he taking Washington to the, to a, to a championship?


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[Assistant] I thought that first, I think they could have got Caruso in the deal. That would have made it a little bit sweeter. But- David Caruso? Yes, David Caruso could have been in the deal. By the way, Alex Caruso and me kinda look a little similar. A little bald.


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[Assistant] As my son's friends say, I am a fit Joe Coy, which is good. I'll take that all day.


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[Assistant] But, oh, also, back to Tom real quick before we go to your segment, Scooter. I think the Packers look great after this. They got Aaron Rodgers at the back end, at the last end of his deal, in his prime. And, uh, if he stinks this year,


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[Assistant] Here's my counterpoint to that, right? If you're a GM,


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[Assistant] The last thing you want is the tail wagging the dog, and if you give Aaron Rodgers that long of a leash,


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[Assistant] Like it sets a really bad precedent because, oh, other people are going to say, oh, why does Aaron get to dictate who's around here? I think I'm a player. I should be as important as Aaron, right? So it creates this unfair rift. And, and if you're a corporate guy,


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[Assistant] And if you work on that side, you have to sort of create that divide between the organization and the players and that's, it's worked forever.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's like Gudenheist is wearing a head and shoulders costume and Rodgers just can't understand him.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, yeaah, okay. Go, go, go on. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's a stretch, calling Texas a national championship contender, but you, you can proceed. Okay, okay. What I'm nervous of.


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[Assistant] Here's my thoughts on it. Number one, I guess the Big 12 is like done, right? Like they're just gonna dissolve and those teams are just gonna be like, you know, the orphans of college football.


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[Assistant] Consolidation is coming, right? Like, I just feel like with the name, image, likeness, if you're a school that wants to compete, you gotta join one of these super power conferences, and the Big 12 has been dying for a while, and they've clearly not been able to compete whenever they've gotten to the, uhm,


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[Assistant] They've, uh, they've not shown out, right? Like they've, they've blown out every time they show up. So joining the SEC helps them recruit. If I'm Texas and Oklahoma, if I can just keep the talent that's in my state.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna contend for national championships. Uh, it's gonna be a great rival-rival week.


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[Assistant] Let's preserve the wibely between the two teams.


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[Assistant] But I think eventually the SEC also has to start cutting teams. Another rumor as well, and I'll let it, anyone else pick this up, is that


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[Assistant] There might be an ACC, SEC merger as well. And then you would just, basically there would be two super confer, like, I think it's, it's,


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[Assistant] It's an eventual thing for the NCAA to be organized because this, this spread out or disparate system, all these individual conferences has not really worked. We've, we've gotten a mic.


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[Assistant] Notre Dame. Right. And they made the playoff twice, right? In the playoff era.


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[Assistant] This could be, yeaah, I'm sorry, this could be like the Kwame Brown draft where, I mean,


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[Assistant] There's talent definitely, but I don't know if it, it's not like last year where you had all these, you know, or the Zion Williamson draft where you had Zion, RJ Barrett, and what, Cam Reddish was in that draft I think. Uhm, that, that draft was stacked. This one, I, I, I barely know any of these players, honestly.


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[Assistant] Wow. Draft posturing tonight.


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[Assistant] Politics, but it usually says sports, by the way. It's gonna be an interesting draft.


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[Assistant] Tom, who's a Milwaukee Bucks super fan.


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[Assistant] Uh, basically a warm body. What's left of Corey Perry. So listen, listen, listen, uh, Tampa Bay is quickly dismantling right now. I think your window is about to close. You lost Barkley Goodrow. You lost Yanni Gord. You're going to lose somebody. Another, uh, Tyler Johnson's gone.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's gonna hurt. Like, Tampa is losing all their depth and it might be an ugly year. So, let's see how dedicated you are for the next five to ten years, uh, to wearing your Tampa Bay uniform.


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[Assistant] Tom, are those bottles of head and shoulders part of the samples that they sent you? No, you told me to buy them, so I bought them. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Corey Webster was in the game for 6 years and they used the generic create a player as his picture and I was like, really? Y'all gonna do Corey Webster like that? Like, wow. Out of LSU? I think anytime a player requests a trade, there's obviously some type of disconnect there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I hope that maybe, uhm,


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[Assistant] I think, I think it's, it could be just posturing, like the, the dolphins are preparing to make a deep playoff run, I think they'll give him whatever he wants, if they're smart.


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[Assistant] It's, it's bad when I feel that way about Daniel Jones, too. Like, I mean, when you have to rely on Daniel Jones as your guy, like, okay, at least Dak is a pro bowler, right? Like, so, uhm.


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[Assistant] This football season is going to be amazing. So uhm, let's wrap up the show.


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[Assistant] By the way, we don't even need to talk about Simone Biles or the Olympics or the Padres getting matchers or any of that stuff. Uhm, what was I gonna say? Uh, I forgot.


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[Assistant] This is going to be a magical football. Hey, we're here guys. We're here. Training camp is underway.


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[Assistant] This is what your super chats do. This is what happens. You give a man heat exhaustion. Next week Tree is running a 5k.


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[Assistant] Basically, this is the last call for Super Chat. I think y'all should punish- One last call for alcohol. Punish, uh, Tom again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 2k7 who appeared on the dumpster fire with me, uh, on Tuesday says, looking a little hot under the collar there, Tommy boy, the United States of America sends our warmest regards. Maybe this will buy you a bag of ice for your bath.


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[Assistant] I think that is a very valid punishment is to put Tom in an ice bath.


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[Assistant] He's gotta wear Denver Broncos, uh, whitey tighties or some type of boxer shorts for his-


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[Assistant] Tom, here's what it's gonna be. Tom, you're gonna go out with the money that you made today. You're gonna buy a giant bin from Lowe's. Fill it with ice.


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[Assistant] No, I think that he should just have to film it and then we will watch his reaction to him nearly freezing his cojones off. I think that's fair enough. Jumping in an ice bath.


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[Assistant] We can make him buy, uh, something Justin Fields related. Give us some ideas, Chad. Okay, he's gonna use his veto on a mascot.


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[Assistant] The Chicago Bears bedsheets for an entire month.


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[Assistant] Oh man, Halloween's gonna be crazy for punishments. Ooh, I like dress up like Mike Ditka. Okay, that could be good for a show.


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[Assistant] And now Randy's getting a little scope on his shoulder, but he's expected to be ready to go for the season. Uh, I personally inspected Randy's shoulder and if I'm being honest, it's the strongest shoulder I've ever seen in my life. Absolutely no reason to be concerned Broncos fans.


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[Assistant] There is no such thing as replacing Vaughn Miller. Good luck, Rams! Good luck!


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[Assistant] You know, Wagner's gonna be a linebacker, uhm, and that was, like, I don't even remember who played linebacker for him last year because they traded


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[Assistant] The guy who was probably their best linebacker in Kenny Young to the Broncos to get Von Miller.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Kenny Young is kind of a middle of the road guy as well, but...


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[Assistant] Bronco, like Russell Wilson was trying to recruit Bobby Wagner the Broncos, uh, it's been thought that maybe linebackers a need, but really once we saw what he got paid, it was like the Broncos were never in the running to get Bobby Wagner. It's a lot of money to give a position that I feel like


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[Assistant] The difference is Bobby Wagner's like one of the best to do it, uh, you know, over like the last 10 years. What he knows about the game, I think you can't really replace that. And I didn't watch enough of the Seahawks defensive football last year to be like, yeah, he's still got it or he's on the decline, but


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[Assistant] Uh, based on name alone and based on how hard I've seen him hit Gronk before, uh, probably pretty good signing for the record.


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[Assistant] There's no real competitor in your division. So, yes, you're going to get to the playoffs, but a big reason for that is because you don't, like,


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[Assistant] Maybe Jalen Hurts spoils your plans this year, but, uh, you know, he needs to make a leap. Do I trust the Eagles? Not yet. I, I thought Nick Sirianni would be horrible. He wasn't. I still need to see more from him. And when a team like.


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[Assistant] Unless you've got a top notch quarterback and head coach, because god knows the Patriots benefited from a crap division for years. Even Peyton Manning in Indianapolis never had a ton of competition. Uh, like the Colts.


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[Assistant] We didn't even talk about this because the Cowboys...


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[Assistant] They should have won that playoff game for both Scooter and Tom's benefit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but oh, you're just the letters. If you have enough chest hair to shave something into your chest, first of all, it's not that easy. Second of all, I don't think my hair is dense enough.


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[Assistant] I have chest hair that will grow very long. So in theory, it sounds like it will work, but I tried to do it today and immediately realized, impossible. So we're going to have to figure out something else because now I just have a weird, I just have a weird set.


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[Assistant] So I tried. Now, I do have the Mile High Stadium to burn, which I'm gonna make a video for, but I figured, just for a little tease, a little taste today, ooh.


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[Assistant] Also, this is authentic. I've got the authenticity thing here.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking, well, I gotta replace the punishment, because this does not live up to expectation. Alright? Now it's just like my wife has to stare at that. So really, this is a punishment for her. But, maybe, uh, we gotta figure out, like, if I- I thought you were supposed to-


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[Assistant] I mean I just did a video about this and I was kind of trying to answer that question because...


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[Assistant] If Bruce basically stepped down to give Todd Bowles, you know, probably one year with Brady and a really good football team.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. It's a really selfless thing to do.


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[Assistant] But then you remember Bruce Arians is also the guy who cut a dude for parking in his parking spot.


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[Assistant] It's a little hard for me to believe that the only reason Bruce decided to step down was to give Todd Bowles the opportunity to coach the Buccaneers. We're not buying it.


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[Assistant] Uh, basically what I ended on was that, uh, also at his press conference, he had a cigar just sitting in his, uh, his pocket, right? Did you guys see that?


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[Assistant] But there's a cooler coach now in the state of Florida and that is Mike McDaniel.


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[Assistant] Bruce Arians decided he could no longer be the coolest coach in the state of Florida. And, uh, that's why he got out of there. So I don't.


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[Assistant] I think his time in New York was a little bit unfair, cause as soon as he left, Adam Gase came in and the Jets were worse.


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[Assistant] Like, who was quarterbacking the Jets when he was there?


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[Assistant] And he got opportunities, but I think letting Byron Leftwich just work with Brady and focus on being a play caller and letting him show like how he grows in that position.


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[Assistant] And you go with pot bowls who's already been a head coach already got that defense firing on all cylinders. He can still work with the defense already knows how to call the games. I think it's a smarter move. I think bowls earned the opportunity and I think it was, I just think it was the right call to go with Todd over Byron left, which cause of his experience. Good answer.


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[Assistant] Sorry, now to three with Lovey Smith.


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[Assistant] Ask him what, uh, the craziest drugs he did in college were.


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[Assistant] Right? Ask, ask him if, ask him which player lied about being vaccinated that is his favorite.


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[Assistant] We don't pay, we won't have to pay stadium taxes because we will pay for it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know if I support the non-action. I think they're trying to wait out this process. Uh, they did wait it out with Antonio Brown. They suspended him for eight games, but it was for a bunch of other things while he had a sexual assault civil suit going on.


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[Assistant] And then he settled that case very quietly, that case was settled and there was no punishment for that. So I think if there's a, any indication that Watson won't be suspended, you could look at, you know, Antonio Brown, but again, that was one person versus 22.


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[Assistant] There's been two grand juries that say they haven't had enough evidence to put criminal charges on Watson. So I think the NFL like all of us are just kind of.


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[Assistant] Confused because none of us have access to all of the information.


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[Assistant] So I think they're waiting for that, and once they do, I agree with-


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[Assistant] Watson signing in Cleveland, like they're gonna look at how people react to it and go, okay.


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[Assistant] B.S. I say tree. B.S. You're telling me. You're telling me. You want to throw hands? You want to throw hands? Come on. I want to throw slap, open, open hands. No fisticuffs. Just keep my OT's name out your mouth. Is this how we're doing it? Okay. And if, if you slap me, just know I am running and you will never catch me.


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[Assistant] If I was Chris Rock, I would have just ran off stage and probably cried. Uhm, you're telling me, Tree, that if, uh, Tim Tebow were to throw a pass to Demarius Thomas on the first play of overtime, you wouldn't want another chance to answer in a playoff?


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[Assistant] Basically, the Broncos would be negatively affected by this new overtime rule, but I like it.


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[Assistant] The only way Andy Dalton starts if his, if Winston's knee is not ready to go, you know, to start the season, and it should be.


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[Assistant] No, Andy Dalton is so annoying. There's no quarterback on earth that drives me more crazy than Andy Dalton. I can't explain why. I can't, well, Carson Wentz is getting there, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know why. He's just bothering me. He's big in Buffalo.


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[Assistant] Here's a little nugget breaking from front of us. Congressional.


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[Assistant] Uh, he, uh, has to buy the biggest Ryan Fitzmagic jersey, uh, for the Washington football team and wear that around. And it'll be like a ball gown. It'll be really nice.


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[Assistant] No, uh, they did not. And people have been DMing me a whole bunch. We talked about it on GPS yesterday because people just kept messaging me about it. And I was telling Perna, like, I feel like I've done this like episode so many times of like, should the Packers sign OBJ? Cause we did this last year, like when he was going through problems and they were thinking about trading him and it's just like happening all over again. So I mean, at this point,


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[Assistant] I think it's gone on so long that I like convinced myself that it would be a good pickup for the Packers. Because I was like, you know what? Like if he's willing to come here, you know, take that pay cut, like a one year deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like we can make it happen because I think for him, it was like you go with Aaron Rodgers and just elevate your value next year when you're a free agent and just like catch all the passes. You'll be like the number two guy, you know, like you'll battle it out with like MBS Cobb and Lazard. And I was like, you know what?


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[Assistant] That wouldn't be too bad, like it's definitely not like our biggest need, but that wouldn't be too bad. And then, uh, just like every Packers fan knows way too well, uh, whenever someone is rumored to come to us, they don't.


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[Assistant] Now we just sit here and go, oh, and now, like I have to say, like my perception of the Rams, like I've immediately turned on them. Like I didn't mind the Rams. Like I thought they were going to be fine. Like I like Matthew Stafford and everything like that, but now they seem like a super team and I'm not a fan of super teams and I'm like, bye.


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[Assistant] It's funny you say that, Five, because I was just about to bring up that tweet about the conversations that were happening. Oh, okay, bring it up.


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[Assistant] Yep, that just happened. Uh, Jordan Schultz, uh, said Odell's final two teams came down the Rams and the Packers, um, who remained his preferred destination. So Odell came out saying Packers were number one. And this is something that's gonna, uh,


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[Assistant] Not once did OBJ feel like Green Bay was all in.


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[Assistant] So, that's not something that you want to hear as a Green Bay Packer fan, considering, you know, that's something that this front office and past front offices have constantly been rated on about not being all in, so I'm excited to get those DMs after this.


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[Assistant] And then that's what I'm saying, like I didn't, I don't think he was necessary. I think because the Browns are basically paying the majority of your contract already, like why not? Like the way that I phrased it and talked about it yesterday was like, listen, it's basically like a Jalen Smith, like that blew up in our face, but we paid like pennies for him.


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[Assistant] Like at the, at this point, you know, you, you could use them and you get another weapon, but I will say real quick before five, we jump back to you about.


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[Assistant] The rams, they have a ton of weapons, but if their offensive line acts like they did against the titans on Sunday night, it's not gonna matter how many weapons they have, because if Stafford's constantly getting knocked on his ass, it's not gonna matter.


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[Assistant] So I think the Rams are still a very good football team. I think with Von Miller, they'll be good. I think OBJ makes them slightly better on offense just because there's already so many weapons.


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[Assistant] Five, I have a quick question. Why would you do that? They just lost to the Brawn.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, the Panthers need to bring in a tackler like Mack Jones. You know, you might not like it, but he gets it done. Alright?


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[Assistant] My question is, on what planet does Cam Newton command 10 million dollars for this season?


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[Assistant] That's what's shocking to me. Like I can, cause I don't think anyone was running out to sign Cam Newton because they would have done it already. And like, I understand that the Panthers are not in a great place. So maybe that drove up the price, but like, that's a good chunk of change right there.


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[Assistant] Uh, one Scooter McGruder was trying to goad me into an argument and was basically saying, hey, you know, Tom, if Jordan Love balls out on Sunday against the Chiefs, are you going to have a QB controversy? And listen, Jordan Love, you know, not all his fault, did not ball out. However, if I'm, if I'm not mistaken, Cooper Rush.


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[Assistant] Defeated the Minnesota Vikings.


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[Assistant] Sucked against the Denver Broncos! So my question is, where's the real QB controversy? That's lost. Koopa Rush season.


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[Assistant] Rush, baby. That's it. And they're playing all the hits. They're playing all the hits. You're living in the limelight. You're in it. Because right now, the Cowboys didn't just lose to the Broncos. They got smacked around. And so because of that,


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[Assistant] Bring in Cooper Rush, have him finish out the rest of the year, and uh, just trade Rain Dakota Prescott to, I don't know, maybe the Patriots.


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[Assistant] That's it. He wasn't raining down points against Denver. I'll tell you that much.


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[Assistant] Maybe he's looking for, uh, Dak Prescott's talent somewhere.


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[Assistant] It's up to a thousand dollars. Uh, I was going to get there. I was working my way, uh, over there. So like you put money in, it's like an ATM. Like you put money in, you know, you go to the bank and the ATM is broken and it like, it pumps out more money. That's, that's what's happening over at DraftKings Sportsbook. And if you use the code clickbait,


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[Assistant] You'll get a broken ATM. Now again, you gotta be 21 years or older. So if you can't do a shot of peanut butter whiskey, you're not old enough to do it. But just in case you don't have the bedding in your state, you could do the fantasy thing too.


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[Assistant] So you could go and you could be like, oh man, I can put a fantasy team together. I did that the first two weeks. I lost horribly, but it was their money. So I was like, haha, okay. God is nerd.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, if you wanna go and take money from DraftKings, you could use clickbait. You could use that, you could use that promo code. You could do that.


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[Assistant] I think, you know, I think what we saw on Monday night is just going to escalate even further. And people might be like, the taunting? And I go, no. The hip check that the referee gave that player, I want to see by week 18, just like on a kickoff, like Tony Corenti spearing the returners and just getting a lot.


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[Assistant] Is a best of 15 rock paper scissors between the player it's called on and the referee. And they play out that entire stretch. So the game is getting stopped for like 20 minutes.


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[Assistant] I think, I think that's the way you get, listen, advertisers are gonna buy into it, right? As soon as like paper's gonna be thrown, you're gonna have like Dunder Mifflin's like sponsorship that's gonna pop up. I'm telling you, the revenue opportunities are endless. So, I'm all about it.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry to retread things, but remember how we were bashing Scooter? That was fun. But remember when he said that he's not going to be here so he can get a punishment?


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[Assistant] I mean, like I said, I saw that there was like 29 close contacts. Uhm, but I think what Tree said is right. I mean, like it depends on like when he got the vaccine because over time, like it is going to wear down depending on which one you got. I know like Johnson and Johnson sounds like 13% after like six months or some crazy number like that. So yeah, I mean, I think that


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, like I just, I just hope he recovers and I retweeted that and it turned into another Vax vs his anti-vax war in the Twitter thread. So I was like, I'm done now. I dealt with that last week. Tommy done now. Tommy done. Wait, what happened last week?


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[Assistant] The browns were potentially going to cut OBJ, and then they did. Oh, that's right. That's right.


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[Assistant] Well, I disagree with your characterization of the best athlete in New York because you guys had Case Cookus. You had him there. You had him there and you let him go. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't see why you start Zach Wilson again this season. I'm not saying that he takes over permanently, but I would say I don't like just let Wilson sit then and then maybe figure it out over training camp.


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[Assistant] So don't you say you just had one good game. You had at least two good games. One and a half good games.


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[Assistant] Alright, so Sudowoodo, Raven's Costume, one of those, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it's suh-doo-woo-duh-doo.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I have no artistic ability, so I emphasize, like, empathize with Tree, and I think it would just be great, because if I try to make a classic movie.


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[Assistant] I think it's again, yeaah, wrap yourself in like, you know, just like brown packing paper, and then like you just carry tree branches around. I'm telling you, it works.


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[Assistant] How you doing, buddy? Good to see you. What's going on? I'm doing good. How are you doing? Oh, I'm good. We vibing. We vibing. It's good to be back. It's good to be, uh,


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[Assistant] What do you, uh, cause there's so many things that you said that were incorrect and I just wanted to make sure that the audience knew. Um, one, you know, it could be your favorite team. That's fine. You know, we all make mistakes. Uh, but the second thing about the 15 and two, I mean, we, everybody knows that that's not the case. And America's team? America. America's team. Maybe in like the nineties, maybe. But, oh, my friend, sound boys are not America's team.


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[Assistant] That looks great. I'm so impressed right now. It really is.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd like to say that, uh, you know, the old saying that, uh, lightning doesn't strike twice was obviously proven false, uh, last night. Hey, that's going in the video.


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[Assistant] I've seen that, I mean, as an expert in this field, you know,


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[Assistant] There was a documentary that I saw, uh, produced by Disney called Miracle. And when they brought Kurt Russell in, you know, he just made them practice really, really late and he just kept blowing a whistle over and over again until they identified as a team. So I feel like if you bring Kurt Russell in,


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[Assistant] I think honestly anything could happen, uh, as that movie showed. So uhm, yeah, that's my thoughts on that. Kurt Russell.


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[Assistant] It was a thing called the match. Okay. And apparently it was golf. I didn't know that, but it was okay. So it was golf. All right. And it was Aaron Rogers and some other guy. I think his name was Bryce or something versus another guy and Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Sure, Shambo, Labambo, Lambo Field, I don't care. So anyway, they played golf. And oh boy, was it close in the beginning. Tom Brady, talking a lot of trash. Aaron Rodgers, stoic. Reporters asking, hey, you gonna come back? Hey, you gonna be the starter? And he's like,


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[Assistant] Playing golf. And what we saw was a demolition of Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] You're doing some little Jeopardy game. They're trying to be cute and stuff. And the answer was Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady decided to get a little cute and was like, Oh, he's mad at his boss and you know, he has no options. And it's Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers is like, Oh, Thomas, hold on. I'm not mad at my boss. And everyone's like,


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[Assistant] I mean listen, July 27th.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he's gonna be there. I think he's gonna be there, which is gonna be real, real upsetting for all the Broncos fans everywhere, but it's okay.


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[Assistant] The entire organization right now is a bit on fire. Uhm, I think, you know, a lot of it's not Carson Wentz's fault. I mean, his offensive line was.


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[Assistant] I mean, like he made his mistakes too, don't get me wrong, but I think like you have the mental component with that and also if you don't have more than five seconds to throw the ball, that's a big problem. Uhm, but no, like kind of what Brandon was saying, like I'm actually really


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[Assistant] If they can kind of get past the Titans and their high flying offense, yeah, no, I think that they're going to do really, really well this year. And I think Carson with a new start, you know, under some actual leadership and you know, a team that can actually function well, I think he can flourish.


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[Assistant] It's kind of honestly, it's, it reminds me a little bit of like Sam Darnold going to the Panthers. I mean, they, they made their offensive line a little bit better because their offensive line wasn't great last year either, but Darnold has a ton of weapons to throw too. They're completely revamping that defense. You know, I think that both of them could find success in their respective teams.


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[Assistant] So, I will say that I missed half of the game.


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[Assistant] Uh, the other day. Because I was out. And I came back in the second half. And, uh, so, I was not wearing, uh, my jersey that I just got sent to me. To be honest, I don't know why.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so, I will say, uh, due to very popular demand, uh, and I'm gonna have no idea what I'm doing, I will be streaming tonight's game. Oh.


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[Assistant] I think a full Wildflower ensemble, plus you gotta do the voice. You gotta do the voice the whole episode, buddy. And you have to talk in inspirational confusing quotes because that's just a staple. And if you need help with the voice, I am happy to train you in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got, uh, Coach, uh, scene three, episode three coming out tomorrow. I'm gonna try to get that done. Did a lot of filming today. And, uh, yeah, we're gonna drop that. And, uh, let's just say that next week I'm prepared to make a different type of content when we go to Milwaukee. That'd be a good time.


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[Assistant] Listen, it's glad, I'm glad to be back. I missed you guys. I heard there may or may not have been a rampant cussing in the last podcast episode.


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[Assistant] But listen, I'm glad to be back, had a great time at the NBA house.


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[Assistant] Happy to share everything, go over what's popping. But I missed you guys. Chat, I missed you as well. Glad to be back.


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[Assistant] What's the name of this first song? Because I think you need a proper intro. What's the name of the first song? Let us intro you into this first song.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, listen. I hope I never win. Ever.


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[Assistant] Cause man, man, oh man, 10 out of 10.


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[Assistant] Little, uh, little secret. Ten out of ten. I don't know how we're able-


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[Assistant] It started off key. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Where's that? Is that on YouTube? Can you put that on your YouTube right now? I will go comment, like and subscribe.


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[Assistant] I just feel like isn't this the exact thing Aaron Rodgers wants? Like he wants to still get paid and not play football this season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let us know right now in the comments. And how much would you buy a glass of bath water from a urinating tree? How much?


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[Assistant] If we're talking about worst owners across all sports, where are we putting Dan Snyder?


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's because of him or despite him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so for those unaware, I was able to participate in the first ever NBA house. I just got done, uh, they put


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[Assistant] So they, oh, I got, the story for that is we met Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.


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[Assistant] And then also we would have to make, I came in knowing the types of videos I wanted to make just cause I know what type of videos I make. So I came in knowing I want to do this with RDC World. I want to do this with this person. But they had different events set up out throughout the day and you just go throughout the events every day and then come back and rinse repeat.


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[Assistant] I met Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Dope. Harrison Barnes was there. It was just really a great time overall. And once again, thank you to the NBA for some reason someone's watching this. Very fun times overall.


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[Assistant] It was interesting though because I was really like the only sports creator, like primarily. RDC is known for like anime, gaming, they do some sports, but everyone else was not sports. So it was interesting like, uh, tying everything together with basketball.


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[Assistant] I know Mobamba, so they're like basically the same height. And so the height wasn't really a shock. It was that he was in such...


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[Assistant] Good, like moving shape for his eight. I think he's like 74 or something like that, but he's like.


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[Assistant] Just marching along as if he didn't spend a lifetime grinding his knees, jumping up and down playing basketball.


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[Assistant] But he is dope. I didn't realize how much social work Kareem does. Like apparently Kareem is literally one of the biggest people for this work he does outside of the game. And so he was just going over everything he did outside. And it really got me thinking like apart from YouTube, what can I be doing?


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[Assistant] Right, what can I be doing in Orlando locally to help out? Uh, and so it was really cool seeing someone with that mindset, especially after the accomplished


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[Assistant] If you were wondering how they are, what type of people they're like, they are genuine, authentic people. Like, these are some of the coolest people.


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[Assistant] You will meet online. The way that they act in their videos and their sketches is literally how they act in person. So RDC.


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[Assistant] I do have to say one more thing before we get on to the next topic though.


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[Assistant] I talked to him off stream about everything he does. He is grinding for you guys, Tomunus. Okay, do not let this man flop.


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[Assistant] Thanks a lot, Brandon Perna. I'm gonna have to clean out my ears listening to your masterpiece. Why do we viewers on clickbait sports have to suffer?


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[Assistant] Oh, sorry. Please go look at this retweet. Look at the picture. It is hilarious.


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[Assistant] Just wait till it's your turn, man. Just wait till it's your turn. I'm, I am afraid. I am afraid. I have a question though. I, I, I'm scared. I have a question though for tree.


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[Assistant] And five points, our NHL go-to knowledge base.


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[Assistant] It's crazy. I'm slowly piecing together my NHL knowledge and you know what, as I do this, Tom is slowly piecing together his NBA books knowledge.


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[Assistant] Uhm, listen, Tom, if you want, send me, send me a clip with you in a Bucks jersey and I'll get you in my NBA videos.


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[Assistant] Chat, just so, just so the publishers, when we pitch this house can get an idea, would you be down for that? Type one right now if you would be down.


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[Assistant] Well, actually I saw, uh, Patrick Beverly tweeted and apologized for that push.


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[Assistant] And then he said, uh, it wasn't directed at him.


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[Assistant] And then you are the one turning around pushing someone in the.


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[Assistant] So, what did we uh, what else did we want to talk- oh!


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[Assistant] Okay, so, as you guys see, I'm wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning jersey.


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[Assistant] We were the favorites that year. We're supposed to win everything. We didn't. We got blanked. 4-0 in the first round, 2018.


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[Assistant] We come back, we win the Stanley Cup, we are looking pretty this year to repeat, am I a bandwagon fan? Yes or no? And similarly,


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[Assistant] I disappeared because right now my bolts fans during game 2 is premiering. I set it to premiere at 6. But, I'm back now. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.


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[Assistant] Uh, Bolts fans during game two literally just premiered. Leave a comment with hashtag clickbaitsports. I will reply to you.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're gonna be doing some NBA fans after the conference championships. When those complete, Tom, please send me your clips to be included in the video. And then just finishing up the lightning series.


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[Assistant] We have a week of football under our tushes. I can say tushes on the air, right? Scooter is not here!


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[Assistant] How about the Marcus Lawrence? When he comes back though, he'll probably look really good.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe. Well, you know what, if we wanted to start defending our teams, that would happen later in the show right here. But Scooter's not even here to defend himself. But we are broadcasting on his channel, so boys, keep it clean down there, will ya? Alright.


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[Assistant] Here we are with Clickmate Sports after week one. We're gonna have a great rundown, but last week what happened was Tree ribbed Scooter about the game and Scooter kinda ran his mouth. I think he kinda does that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why don't you play, why don't we play that clip of Tree kinda going at Scooter and that'll set up our first segment.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, they did end up losing, and uh, that's what happened.


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[Assistant] I think we'll all five that we'll all end up with the Ed Sheeran jacket at some point.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, uh, let's start with our first segment here, which is NFL Week 1. All the QBs are good. So according to ESPN,


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[Assistant] They just made a list of every quarterback is the way that this looks. It doesn't seem like they took any objective thought process into this.


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[Assistant] Uh, I wanna know you guys' opinion. Uh, hopefully you have the article up. It's Mike Tannenbaum just ranking every QB. He obviously at the bottom, he gives Trey Lance, he ranks him number 34 at the bottom. He threw what? Two passes? Five.


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[Assistant] Right, so, so he brings, uh, Justin Field. Do you wanna share this? How about we share it? Can we share it?


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[Assistant] The fact that Daniel Jones isn't at the bottom is a little alarming for me as a Giants fan who will be defending his team later, but let's get, let's just start at the bottom because that's where I like to start.


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[Assistant] Brandon and I snuggled for at least one night and uh, it's all good.


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[Assistant] Uh, the receivers were out there, it was the guy getting them the ball. Let's go on now. Okay, so Trey Lance is down here at the bottom. She threw five passes, which is ridiculous. Justin Fields above Andy Dalton, Jared Goff, and Tua Tagovailoa rank the two worst.


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[Assistant] You put $400 down on the money line for the-


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[Assistant] Alright, and remember, there's a game tonight, so anybody out there that wants to get in on the action, DraftKings.com, use the code CLICKBATE.


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[Assistant] Tonight, if you want, get up to a thousand dollars in bet. Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the conversation, but that's my job here as, uh,


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[Assistant] Not famous. Though, I will say this. This was the best story from my visit to Denver hanging out with Brandon Perna. We go out to eat the first night I arrive and the server comes to sit us down.


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[Assistant] And another server comes and follows and he goes, comes up to me and he goes, oh my gosh, you're five points vids. I love you. You're great. You know, your channel is great. And then he looks at Brandon and goes, and you're that other YouTuber in Colorado. Yes. In Denver.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, you know how the Grinch's heart shrunk or grew? Like I got bald or somehow from the interaction.


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[Assistant] Speaking of personal appearances, let's bring up this picture. This wonderful picture of, woah, of my meth dealer.


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers wearing an old flight jacket it looks like. What does he look like?


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[Assistant] Alright, let's talk about some NFL injuries this week. The infirmary, if you will. Do we have a graphic for that, Brandon? Yes.


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[Assistant] Not handling injuries well. A lot of fans actually sent messages to Raheem Mostert and his family about him being out for their fantasy team. I'm like, dude.


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[Assistant] Anytime you involve money, it just kinda ruins everything, right? Like, collecting baseball cards and stuff used to be good, and now they had, then they had those dudes that followed, like, the people restocking the shelves in Target, and now Raheem Mostert's family are getting hate messages because he got injured. He's not trying to be injured, okay?


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon, uh, there was a tweet by Barry Sanders. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Basically, Barry Sanders, uh, there was, uhm,


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[Assistant] It says on all time, Marcellus Wiley's all time top 10 NFL players. And, uh, Brandon actually agrees with, uhm, who does he agree with? Barry Sanders on this assessment here. If we can just call up the tweet. If we can actually see it. Oh, we can see it.


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[Assistant] Could you imagine if we were teachers, we'd be like, alright, here's what you do. You just hit live on your show and you start talking.


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[Assistant] Alright, that was a good little segment here. Uh, I think what we need to do is talk about the clickbait, uh, fantasy football league. A little update.


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[Assistant] Right here, let me call the app so that I can keep track of the score here. Oh yeaah. I believe that I beat...


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Would you take your team getting found out that they cheated for a championship?


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[Assistant] Let's go to the next segment here. Uhm, Urban Meyer.


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[Assistant] That's the butterfly wing that, uh, it's like asking Bobby Petrino, do you plan on stabbing someone in the back later today? And Bobby's like, no, no, no, but he's like, wait a minute, the cafeteria worker, I think I'll get them somehow.


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[Assistant] Some interesting quotes came out from Draymond Jones about Urban Meyer.


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[Assistant] Yes, and the gist of it is, is that if he was surprised about stories that Meyer isn't clicking with veteran players and he just says simply no, because his, because Urban's


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[Assistant] Philosophies are college based. Are, are we really surprised about this? Are any of us in this group surprised that Urban Meyer, number one, that his college schtick is not working in the NFL, two, that he looks lost on the sidelines, and three, Trevor Lawrence is going to be


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[Assistant] They're gonna have his funeral by like week three, right?


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[Assistant] Right, right, right. Urban, you look really awkward over there on the sidelines. Let's try to run as much game clock as we can so that you can hit the shout. Like, no one is surprised by this at all that, uh, Urban's just not clicking.


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[Assistant] In the NFL and, and we've seen many times, I think the only successful jump from the NFL or from the college ranks


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[Assistant] To the pros so far. There's Chip Kelly. Yea, well that was only for two seasons, really, or one season. No, he was bad. Yea. Uh, or is Pete Carroll, but he was an NFL guy before he went to college, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Harbaugh would count and then uhm.


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[Assistant] Clink, the jury's still out on Kingsbury too, so he couldn't even win.


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[Assistant] Jim, the ex-quarterback Jim, not John, the guy that pretends to be a football player by running on the treadmill after practice. Whoa. Don't miss the treadmill, buddy.


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[Assistant] Actually, I can respect the treadmill game because at least you're not holding up traffic, right? You're in your own basement and you're not wearing awkward spandex that I have to stare at some guys, you know, tush, while he's blocking me going five miles an hour in front of me and I'm just like...


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[Assistant] Sexy Ned Flanders. Alright, uh, the Jaguars have lost 16 straight games, by the way, and that is 10 games longer than any other team in the league. The Falcons and the Lions being, uh, six straight losses for the Falcons and five for the Lions. Well now, they have a chance.


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[Assistant] Nothing will be, ever be as impressive as the Americans in, uh, the, uh, America's Cup, which was named after us. We won it for like 120 years. So there. It's just kind of like how we win the World Series.


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[Assistant] And we're, it's, it's the, or, or Miss Universe.


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[Assistant] He has the title of Miss Universe. All right.


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[Assistant] I definitely also, I think that World's Greatest Dad is a little sus too. Like you can't just tell me that some guy named Joe.


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[Assistant] And Kansas is the world's greatest stat. We haven't even had a competition yet.


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[Assistant] I was supposed to go first on this segment, but I'm gonna refer, defer to both Tom.


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[Assistant] Apparently I'm supposed to defend the Giants, which I have very hard time doing. I think the worst, the most signature, the seminal moment with me and Brandon watching the game, sitting down next to each other.


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[Assistant] The seminal moment was, uh, the Giants were driving. They were down, unfortunately, 17 to 7. They needed to answer with a touchdown.


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[Assistant] And it was a back breaking turnover. They went down, scored again. I think off of that turnover made it 24-7 or something like that. And it just, or at least scored a field goal.


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[Assistant] Something like that and it just broke our back. Killed all the momentum. So I don't really have a, a much ground to stand on with this team. They, they really, unless, you know, they go out and win tonight maybe, which we'll talk about after we get to Tom Grosse's birthday bash.


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[Assistant] So everybody, uh, Super Chat and Punish Tom will have to have something for him. We might make him wear buy an Ed Sheeran jacket.


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[Assistant] Alright, and that's an excellent segue for the last, uh, uh, segment of the, uh, show.


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[Assistant] But, uh, usually as, I guess if, if I'm the division opponent that's watching two division people play, I want the worst team.


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[Assistant] I don't feel, so here's a stat right here. Field Yates tweeted this out. The Giants are 4-0 against Washington with Daniel Jones as the starter.


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[Assistant] I don't feel confident in this game. The only X factor, the only thing that Washington has going


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[Assistant] Uh, against them is, it's Taylor Heinecke, right? Like he, he didn't look good against, uh, the Chargers, but he was thrust into spot duty. But the question is, is can the Giants move the ball against a, a good defense because, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, you know that they're going to struggle to score. The real question is, uh, can Washington score against the Giants defense that blitzes every down and doesn't get any pressure on the quarterback? I think the answer to that is yes.


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[Assistant] And unfortunately, uh, usually the Giants do well in, in FedEx field. Like when you go there in person, it's like 60% Giants fans typically because everyone hates Daniel Snyder and they sell all their tickets to Giants fans.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah, I think, I think, you know, I want the Giants to win. I will flex hard on everyone if they do, but I say skins by like three or four points.


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[Assistant] Have you noticed, have you, have you seen anything funny from that guy? Alright, guys, predict the game tonight, if you will. We're not here to bash James Corden. We're here to bash Scooter McGruder! Where is he? Hold on. There he is. Uh huh. Wildflower forever.


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[Assistant] Played the skins on a Thursday night. I was there, actually, and Eli Manning threw for four times down and rushed one.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's start the countdown boys. 30 seconds. Get your super chats in to punish one of the victims here. Remember, whoever gets the most super chats has to do some form of punishment. Tree's still waiting for his Ed Sheeran jacket. Yea, that's not a ship. I just want it.


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[Assistant] Two people. Two people out. What's up, Ding Productions? Alright, uh, start the countdown. Thirty seconds.


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[Assistant] I think we'll just consider that a fine cause he's not here. Okay, okay. Uh, Tree, how much money?


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[Assistant] Give us your total, Tom, and then we're going to sing him happy birthday and take the show out.


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[Assistant] Can you do a rap break though? Maybe.


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[Assistant] Got that doughnut money! Scooters livin' the life! The high life!


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[Assistant] Wow, I get applause and everything. I'm your host, Tom Grassi. What the hell, partner? There it is. There it is. Thank you. I just want it to be recognized. I'm your host, Tom Grassi. Joining me today is a trio of gentlemen.


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[Assistant] The League of Extraordinary, gentlemen, you would say. Even though I heard that was a really bad movie and Sean Connery didn't want to do movies after that movie, it was so bad. But! I heard that as well. Right? I heard that same thing. Over to...


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[Assistant] This side, right here, on the top, we got Mr. Bald himself by Point Fids right there. There you go, look at that wave, sophisticated, fist bump, there we go. Then,


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[Assistant] There it is. There it is. We got Mr. Brandon Perna, otherwise known as That's Good Sports.


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[Assistant] And then finally, the 45th president of the United States, we got Mr. Scooter McGruder coming live from Mar-a-Lago. Mr. Scooter McGruder, thank you for joining us. Mar-a-Lago. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I have so many notes that have nothing to do with this show, but I'm gonna pass them off like they are. Ladies and gentlemen, the schedule!


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[Assistant] Came out last night, the 2021 NFL season.


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[Assistant] Like Polaris in the distance, shining like a beacon, guiding us home to the regular season. It was released and it was beautiful. Not for, you know, Lions fans or, you know, the NFC North as a whole, cause it was pretty bad schedule. But if you're a Tampa Bay Buccaneer fan, it was pretty good. So on the agenda today.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go through each of our schedules. Give us our thoughts. What do we think about it? We think it's easy. We think it's hard. Let's try to predict a little bit and win and loss, not for every game, but just as a whole. Let's talk about it. And then, oh, and then we'll go through some of the best games of the 2021 NFL season. How about that for an agenda?


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[Assistant] You wanna do the worst ones? We could do that. We could do the worst ones too.


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[Assistant] That's true, there's nothing written down on here that has to do with clickbait, so like I have- Nope, that all was planned for the best games. Yep, yep, yep, so we can do that, we can 100%, we can 100% do that, that's fine.


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[Assistant] We got schedules. We got, we got schedules. Now, of course, we are not joined by one urinating tree, because he decided...


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[Assistant] Yeah, what is, what is, I don't, I don't know what this, this, this break is, but is no longer, uh, here, unfortunately. So we could just say that they are going to go 0 and 17. I think that's fair.


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[Assistant] Alright, so 0 and 17, it's been written in stone. There's nothing that could possibly change that. Now, Tree should have been here. Now, I'd want to, before we dive into the schedules, I would, I do want to provide a quick update.


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[Assistant] Or a Minnesota viking's jersey. A custom jersey.


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[Assistant] Bearing the number and name of Aaron V. Rogers on it. I ordered three day shipping.


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[Assistant] It has yet to come. I contacted the company. They say it's going to take two to three weeks to come. So I just want it to be known that I did order it. Spent 160 freaking dollars on it.


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[Assistant] It should be here within the next week or so. But the other punishment that you sons of guns put me through, I had to change my, uh, Twitter profile pic to a...


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers wearing a- yep, there it is!


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[Assistant] And I did it on Mother's Day in an attempt to kinda like sneakily put it in there, maybe no one would notice. But five noticed! And then because five noticed, everybody else noticed. And...


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[Assistant] Alright, is there a volunteer for Tribute to go first and want to go through their schedule?


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[Assistant] I don't, I, the Rams, I, dude, I feel like the Rams are going to be, like I picked the Rams to like beat the Packers. Like I think the Rams are going to be a really good football team this year with Matthew Stafford and that defense.


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[Assistant] Good this year considering they won't be, you know, in the ER.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't trust him at all, like at all in that game. And I think, you know, with the Packers pass rush, you know, it's getting better. And especially with guys like Rashaan Gary coming up, you got the Smith brothers coming back. Like I think that,


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[Assistant] There's, like, Preston Smith's contract is literally just incentive based, so like, the more stacks he gets, the more money he's gonna get paid. So like, he's gonna be like, I'm gonna murder this man and make him burst into dust, like he was a Thanos victim. So, I think, uh, I think we're definitely gonna get the dub there.


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[Assistant] The, the hard games that I see us doing is another short week against the Cardinals on prime time on Thursday night football. That's going to be rough. Then of course you got the Chiefs. I see us losing that game. It's at Arrowhead. Uhm, the Seahawks could go either way, but Russell Wilson usually sucks at Lambo.


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[Assistant] Just overhyped on the Rams, but I think Stafford puts them over the edge. They already have a really good defense. You know, Aaron Donald will be healthy. I think that they'll be good.


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[Assistant] Ravens match up really, really well against the Packers. They're a big run heavy team, you know, mobile quarterback, which Packers traditionally usually struggle with. Browns can be really problematic on Christmas, by the way.


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[Assistant] That could be a fantastic game. I'm excited for that. That could be a really, really fun game. I think the other Christmas game is like the Colts and Cardinals, which is also a good game.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so there's some, there's some good Christmas games. I had our record, uh, going 11 and 6. So I had us finishing at 11 and 6.


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[Assistant] You know what, listen, as long as he's playing this year, that's all that matters, so.


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[Assistant] Those are the gold packages. What's the gold package? So there, so you got that exact image from packers.com and basically it indicates there's like green packages and gold packages and it changes like what you could do with the ticket. Like there's some things you could do like with the gold package and


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[Assistant] There's like, I know like the gold package is usually, there's like usually some events that are.


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[Assistant] There's, there's something that happens. I've never been to a gold package game, but like I literally had a fan reach out to me like the other day and was just like, Hey, like, you know, I have season tickets. You can go to a green package game.


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[Assistant] I think it might have to do with the season tickets if I'm not mistaken. I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I know that there's like some differential between the gold and the green package.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got 11 wins, and that's with Aaron Rodgers, to be very clear. And now, without Aaron Rodgers, what are we thinking? Pain. 16, 17 and 0.


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[Assistant] 17. Jordan Love is gonna take us to the promised land, baby. Him and Bortles. I mean, you can't stop him. You can't stop him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, excuse me, excuse me. There are videos that came out last year in camp of him missing some nets, okay? And he missed those nets with grace.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, uh, he's been like posting every now and then on Instagram. I've been watching his stuff, like he's been practicing, but yeah, no, I'm that I'm actually, I've never said this before. I'm actually really excited for the preseason because I'm excited to actually see Jordan love play. Right. That was robbed of a flash here preseason.


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[Assistant] So that's why I think like less, so I think that there's like a big emphasis on preseason, right? To Scooter's point. And like you'd look at, like you watch a show like Hard Knocks, right? In which these fringe players, like you know, that they could make the roster, they could get cut, they need to utilize every single snap, sometimes they only play for a series, sometimes it's only like a half, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I think though, if anything, you know, when it comes to the starters,


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[Assistant] I think that they showed that like they don't really need the preseason from last year because I have to admit I was anticipating for like the first month it's some sloppy ass football because like, you know, with the COVID and there's no preseason games, you know, not much of a training camp. I was expecting to be sloppy and for the most part it wasn't.


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[Assistant] So I understand where Scooter's coming from in terms like from the players of like those fringe. I think what you're going to see then is you're really not going to see like any starters. Maybe, maybe they play a series.


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[Assistant] But I think that those three games are just gonna be really like, you're not gonna see Aaron Rodgers maybe for a series and that's it. You're just gonna see like guys out there who are on the fringe. And if anything, they get more playing time because the game, the third game of the preseason is when you saw those starters be in there for like a whole half of football usually.


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[Assistant] So like, I'm wondering if they're now they're just going to utilize that time better and just be like, okay, like.


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[Assistant] It from like the get, it's you, it's all these fringe guys, you get to play like all three games and call it as it is. But I see where you're coming from. I personally hate the fact that there's 17 regular season games now. And I also hate that there was a 17 added to the playoffs. I hate that.


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[Assistant] I like that it messes up with the flow. I mean, you had, I know it's all money. I know why, but like the AFC game between, um,


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[Assistant] Now, real quick, I do want to say Aragorn has clarified, it gave you a tenner thing. He said the gold package is from when the Packers played two games a year in Milwaukee, and the people that bought season tickets for the games there got the gold package game.


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[Assistant] I hope that happens. Like, I really, really hope that happens.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Scooter's next, so, Perna, give us a record and then, uh, Scooter, you're gonna finish it off.


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[Assistant] They're just gonna change the values of touchdowns next. That's the biggest complaint. Guder McGruder! How do you think your boys are gonna be doing this season?


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[Assistant] Real quick, real quick before, Scooter, before you finish your rant here, cause I, I feel like you were building up. Who is your favorite Cowboys player of all time, of all time? Emmett Smith. Emmett Smith. Okay.


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[Assistant] If the Cowboys only lose two regular season games, I will buy you any Emmett Smith sign merch that you want. Okay. Chat? Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm going to need you to buy a Ryan's fit, a Ryan Fitzpatrick Washington Jersey. Yes. So that's, that's, I mean, you had a lot of faith, like,


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[Assistant] I'm scared. I'm really looking forward to that Ryan Fitzmagic jersey.


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[Assistant] Like dude, you're gonna lose to the Cardinals, you're gonna lose to the Chargers, like there's teams that are gonna whip your ass.


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[Assistant] You know what I think is going to be the best thing? Is when Kyle Pitts single-handedly beats the Cowboys. Like that is going to bring me such great joy. Just to wha- and that's going to be the third game you lose. Like it- As the clincher. Such joy.


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[Assistant] So here's, here's the thing. You, you ask a really great question. Now, when you have a Hall of Fame superstar quarterback,


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[Assistant] Mike McCarthy just gives the keys to you. So I don't know what they're going to do in Dallas since they don't have that.


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[Assistant] So I think maybe they just decide to be like, you know what, let's just kind of chuck it up there a couple of times, but I hear Jack has a noodle arm, so I don't really know if he's going to be any good.


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[Assistant] Did you misspeak? Scooter is saying, uh, four and thirteen for the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, four hundred and thirteen. That's how many yards we'll have passing. Yes. Week one. Week one.


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[Assistant] That has nothing to do with Aaron Rodgers, cause it's a team game, so. Let it marinate.


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[Assistant] Best game on the schedule. What do you got?


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[Assistant] Alright, no one's paying attention, I'll go first, that's fine. Alright.


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[Assistant] Now a lot of people I think are going to say Patriots Buccaneers. Lot of, lot of history there. Instead, nay nay. I'm going to pick a game that should have been on prime time, but instead is not. And that is for the first time.


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[Assistant] As long as everything stays the same. The first time, Patrick Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, Chiefs Packers. Because last time the Packers played the Chiefs, Mahomes was injured. He was in play. So this will be the first time them meeting the State Farm Bowl at 425 Eastern.


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[Assistant] How that's not the Sunday Night Game is blasphemy. But...


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[Assistant] I think that that is going to be an incredible game. In Arrowhead, it's gonna be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] How much- I can't- I can't wait for that Fitzmagic jersey. It's gonna look so- I want you to buy like a 5XL too. I want you swimming in it. I just want you swimming in Fitzmagic. But hey guys, Scooter, what's your top game?


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[Assistant] You know what I'd actually would even be better than him starting out 0-3 would literally be like, Ben Junji starts in the last one and they lose by like a point. So they still.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, Scooter, where can, uh, people find you? Did you get, like, a lot of donations? I got.


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[Assistant] I can do that. So I literally should buy something for Tree that he'll hate. So what, what can we think of together?


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[Assistant] I think it's all, I think it's all digital though. I'll find it. I'll try to find it. I don't even know if it's wrapped.


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[Assistant] Alright folks, well, I'm Tom Grassi. Yeaah, I'll be putting out a video tomorrow predicting the NFC North predictions. So yeaah, you can go check all that stuff out. Make sure you subscribe to all these wonderful folks here. This is Clickbait frickin' frackin' reports.


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[Assistant] Alright, what's Perna gonna get? Let's just, let's car batteries in the nipples, what do we got?


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[Assistant] Nope. Alright, I'm gonna end the show before there's another donation. Uh, so, uh, ladies and gentlemen, clickbait sports. See you next week. Stay safe.


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[Assistant] Tom Grassi pictured in a Minnesota Viking. Can we get some W's in chat for Tom looking amazing in that journey? Tom, what do you want to say?


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[Assistant] Moving on from Tom, we have the luscious locks emanating.


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[Assistant] Well now that we're done with introductions, let's get into what we're going to be doing today.


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[Assistant] NBA playoffs. I don't know if you guys saw the game yesterday. Okay. But LeBron went a little bit ham. Okay. And so let's just open the floor.


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[Assistant] What are you thinking? Does this elevate LeBron in your mind? Was this one of the best basketball games you've ever seen in your life? The floor is open. Who would like to go first?


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[Assistant] Bro, so if you didn't watch the game last night, Adam did a great job breaking it down, but basically what happened was the whole game, the Warriors looked like they were in control. Literally the whole game. Third quarter comes around,


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[Assistant] They make, Lakers make a bit of a push. Fourth quarter comes around, it's back and forth. Literally, it's tied in the last seconds. It comes down to the wire, LeBron gets the ball.


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[Assistant] From literally Steph Curry land, Steph even glances at him and he's like, bro, you ain't me to do that. Where your eyes open and everyone is talking about that shot, that long three footer, that


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[Assistant] Oh, so that's the thing. The whole first half.


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[Assistant] Anthony Davis was clamped. I'm talking about, he couldn't do anything. LeBron, first half, could not do anything.


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[Assistant] For whatever reason, the NBA was like, let's change this up, let's try something different. And so this year,


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[Assistant] They said, you thought you were just gonna go to the playoffs as the 7th or 8th seed. No, we're gonna do a little tournament. Uh, and if you're the 10th seed, you can now have


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[Assistant] Oh no, so now that we know how it works, right, 9 and 10 might be able to get 7 or 8.


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[Assistant] The question is, is this fair? Great for fans! Like this was literally one of the best games I've ever watched in my life. That's how good that game was. It's great for fans, but is this a good, is this fair?


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[Assistant] That is the Genesis, where he's talking about Kwame Brown.


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[Assistant] Roast him because he has small hands. He's the butt of all the jokes in the NBA. Finally now, decades later, ten years later,


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[Assistant] Of the NFL. Who might we see in the future come out like this and clap back like we've never seen before? I hope it's Jermarcus Russell.


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[Assistant] Among some of the points that Kwame Brown was making, he actually makes some very good points on, amongst his tirade of cussing and roasting. He makes some really good points. He says, one, Stephen A. Smith.


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[Assistant] I'm a black man and you're a black man, why are you tearing me down? Right? You already know we go through enough being black men but you get on TV and you're tearing down another black man. Right? That's what he's saying. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] And then another point is, he's talking about the basketball player, Steven Jackson, Matt Barnes. He's saying, you guys have your own podcast.


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[Assistant] We're supposed to be a fraternity. Anyone who makes it into the NBA is a brother. We're supposed to be brothers. So you...


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[Assistant] Elevate yourself, you get to a position of power and you use that to just dunk on other basketball players? That's weird. That's weird behavior.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, Kwame Brown is just a reminder that clickbait does come at a cost. But let's transition now. Let's actually get to some more football news. We'll start with Tim Tebow officially being signed to Brandon's


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[Assistant] You know what I'm thinking I could realistically see happening with Tebow this season?


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[Assistant] If you were on Twitter and on the timeline, when this happened with Tebow, a lot of people were actually upset when he was signed. Dez Bryant being one of them. If you saw what Dez tweeted, he was like, you know, I've been grinding in the off season.


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[Assistant] And then this dude who's been out of the sport for however long just comes and just gets a... Tom, what do you have to say about this?


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[Assistant] How do you feel about Kelvin Benjamin coming back, Adam?


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[Assistant] Okay, but we are going to keep the news here on NFL News. Rumor!


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[Assistant] Okay, I need you guys to tell me what you think of this rumor. Would this be good for both sides? We've already seen that the Falcons have drafted Kyle Pitts, unfortunately for me and the Dallas Cowboys fans.


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[Assistant] This means Julio Jones might be expensable now.


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[Assistant] And so rumor has it, they have been shopping Julio Jones, just seeing what's out there for him. I'm on NFL rumors right now, NFL rums, at NFL rums, Titans Derrick Henry wants the team to trade for Falcons Julio Jones. Would this be a good fit?


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[Assistant] Uh, potential teams for Julio Jones to go to. Let's see which team makes the most sense. You guys help me out.


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[Assistant] Coolio might not be going to the Packers, but what are we feeling about the San Francisco 49ers? The 49ers already have one of the most electric skill position groups in the league with George Kittle flanked by Debo Samuel and Brendan Iuke, but adding Jones,


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[Assistant] Who has played for Shanahan before would take this group to another level. What do we think? Trey Lance and Julio?


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[Assistant] Julio is 32, Julio is 32, and has massive hits on it the next two years.


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[Assistant] So, Julio's not going to the Packers. Julio's not going to the 49ers.


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[Assistant] What about the Patriots? No team has overhauled their pass catching quarters offseason more than the Patriots. I hope so. Desperate Bill. Including Nelson Aguilor and Mohamed Sanou.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and they got Mac Jones. Would this be a target? Mac Jones? You know, just a body. Just throw it up for Mac Jones. Go up and get it. He's used to these targets at Alabama.


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[Assistant] So we're thinking, if Julio goes anywhere, it's going to be Packers first. Patriot.


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[Assistant] So they got the chargers. Titans. Titans.


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[Assistant] Colts and Titans. Colts have the most money.


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[Assistant] Okay, what do you have coming out next on That Good Sports, on YouTube.com slash That Good Sports? What can we expect?


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[Assistant] The hardest of my life. We're almost there though. It will come out next week, like Monday.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I also got $5 Twitch Prime subscription from Elijah. So I'm safe. Tom, let us decide your punishment again. I think, what is this, the third win?


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[Assistant] So we're calling it right now, 5 points, Scooter Mcjr is the winner for this week. What shall his punishment be? Personally?