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[Assistant] Wait a minute, that throws a wrench into AJ's mock draft. My mock draft's in a good spot still, but AJ's is in a bad, bad spot.


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[Assistant] And to my credit, I did at that time, but completely forgot that I had to have that time. But then Tuesday morning, I woke up early. I hit the versa climber. Remember that? I did the versa climber. I did some other stuff. I let the kids out. I did the whole thing.


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[Assistant] What's happening man? Pat, so I saw a clip from your earlier show when you were doing, you did a very quick Boston accent. I think you were inviting a Boston police officer.


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[Assistant] So do we know he was in the park by himself?


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[Assistant] It's a very real possibility that he was probably, probably just trying to dip his toe into the TikTok world.


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[Assistant] Would you be upset? Would you view him differently? Like, Oh, maybe he's not working as hard as I thought if he was there trying to, to break into the Tik Tok game.


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[Assistant] Yep, well you got on that Zoom call with your West Virginia teammates. I know they've had some issues with their privacy.


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[Assistant] Like, DeMarcus, like DeMarcus Russell, when they gave him the DVD to go home and watch, and he came in and said, yea, I watched it all, and they gave him a blank DVD.


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[Assistant] They take pride in not knowing anything about technology. That makes, in their eyes, that makes them a grinder, a better, a better football coach that I don't know anything but just this, just football. Like, if I'm an O-line coach, I know, I know pass protections, I know our run blocking scheme, that's it. Don't ask me what a stoplight is. Like, that's how they take pride in their, their craft.


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[Assistant] And they don't have their little minions. Every coach has a helper, like a GA who's their intern who is going to help them with all the little things. That guy cannot be there now in their house.


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[Assistant] What? Don't you think that all of these trades and things that are going to happen, they're


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[Assistant] There's gotta be so much activity right now with teams that wanna move around, wanna possibly trade. They gotta gauge interest in different teams. You can't, like, you need to know if you're gonna try to trade and trade players or get up in the draft, do whatever, trade back. You need to have an idea of who you can go to because if you're gonna wait till the night of,


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[Assistant] I think there's too many steps in the process. I talked to a scout yesterday after that mock draft. He was in on it and I was like, man, how bad was that?


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[Assistant] Honestly, after the beginning, like it really, it was okay. He said certain teams, it seems like every team has like different protocols on what they're going to do and how they're going to make decisions. He said, and he's like, he said, honestly, I think we should practice it maybe two or three more times before the actual draft comes. I said, you guys going to do that? And he's like, I haven't heard anything. I doubt it.


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[Assistant] He's definitely good, Trey Bay. He's young. You're right, he hasn't been able to stay as healthy as he would like, but he's a stud, man. He was a stud in college. I think he's shown glimpses of that with the Colts as well. Who's Lombardi getting all this from? He broke.


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[Assistant] I actually listened to Lombardi on his podcast the other day. He went back at Boomer Sison because Boomer came at him saying you're like releasing info on Tua, you're downgrading him, you shouldn't do this, you should keep this close to the vest and Lombardi went off on the dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he should be able to. He was in New England. He was with Belichick back in Cleveland. He was with him. He's been with him in New England. He's been all over. His son is a coach for the Patriots right now. So yeah, he has tons of relationships and Lombardi, he says it like he,


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[Assistant] He's not actively trying to get back into the league, so he's very honest and open in how he feels about certain things.


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[Assistant] Let me write that down. It got me thinking about something else going back to the draft in GMs and head coaches. Someone should do a study. I'm surprised Schefter or some of the, one of these media members has not gone through and looked at


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[Assistant] The age of the children of some of these GMs and head coaches. If you have like a college age.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, they won't, you would think they wouldn't let that get out anywhere. And I, I was watching ESPN earlier. Well, first off, you know, we're getting close. There's a countdown clock to the draft now, two days, six hours, 58 minutes, whatever it was. We have ours yet. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] And it was amazing how many people they cram into one room. And I started to think like, wow, the communication in there, it's so easy. You're watching, you're saying, okay, what do you guys think, uh,


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[Assistant] We pick next in, we have 20 more picks until we're up. What are you guys, what's our options? Like what's, what's our backup plan? What are we gonna do? And they can just throw it back and forth. Now, like they gotta have a lot of that stuff in place before the draft starts. Because once it does start, I just feel like the time is so crunched, it's gonna be really difficult to come up with like a new plan.


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[Assistant] They just throw, they just throw something at the board of their next available best guys. Okay, take him. Hopefully you look like a genius.


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[Assistant] If you don't need a quarterback, especially if you're in the top five, you have tons of power.


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[Assistant] Well, somebody outside the top 10 is gonna jump up and grab him, and I think inside the top 10.


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[Assistant] That's why there's so much talk about Tua. Like we're, if Tua was completely healthy and finished the season this last year in Alabama and.


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[Assistant] And had a great year, but still didn't win the Heisman because Joe Burrow had such a, an amazing season. I think there wouldn't be all this talk about two of falling down the first round. I still don't think he, I don't think he's going to have that crazy fall like it's being predicted right now, two days before the draft.


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[Assistant] But I think someone's gonna take a chance on him. I think there's, they're probably split. There's a lot of doctors, a lot of teams that say, hey, we just can't risk it. Especially like top end, front end of the first round. We can't risk taking a guy that we don't know if he can hold up.


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[Assistant] Over the course of the season, let alone a 10, 15 year career, but somebody is gonna take a chance. Somebody feels pretty confident.


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[Assistant] I don't think he did. I think honestly going into the day of the draft, he thought there was a good chance he was going to go number one to the San Francisco 49ers.


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[Assistant] I was not 100% about anything. I was at home in my family room. They pressured me to try to come to the draft.


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[Assistant] Now, I remember Gil Brandt, the great long time Cowboys guy, front office, he's still around in the media doing a lot of things. Gil would call me like every day, but come on, you know the exposure you get if you come here and all this, and I was like, Gil.


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[Assistant] Sorry man, like I'm still in school. I just got done with all these visits to different teams. I'm staying at home. Like I don't want to travel again. I don't want to be parading around New York City for four days. And I don't know when I'm going to get drafted. I don't want to sit there for five hours either. So yeah, I was glad I stayed home.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you never do know. And especially if you're a quarterback, because that's what happens. If you're a quarterback and you don't go real early, you start seeing chunks of teams that aren't going to take a quarterback in the first round that year. And you're like, all right, well, buckle up guys. We know there's at least two hours until a team's picking that needs a quarterback.


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[Assistant] I went. I couldn't tell him not to go. I was out in the crowd. What are you doing? Just having a good time or ready to cheer or what?


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[Assistant] Uh, the whole group was kind of weird. See, they all, they took off. He went to Cleveland right after the draft that night. So I didn't even really get to see him after it because they, they took him away. Uh, he flew with his, his parents, uh, and his other sister to Cleveland. But, uh, I mean, it was weird because.


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[Assistant] Cleveland jumped out early, they took Joe Thomas, and Brady's like, alright, Cleveland's kind of like his...


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[Assistant] It's not as big a deal now with the new CBA because the more you fall, yeaah, they still get great money when you're top end of the first round, but the later you go, the quicker you can get to your second contract. And that's what everybody is trying to get to. And then second, third, hopefully, if you continue to play.


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[Assistant] I think it is a very real possibility. And a big reason why I think it's real, those comments made by Gronk, like you never know, I might not be done. So he feels pretty good. He still has the itch to play. And also, you know, Bruce Arians, don't you think Bruce is the type of guy that if he feels like Gronk would really help the team to put the full court press on Gronk and try to get him to come back?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what, uh, the Patriots could do whatever they want. I mean, they could sit there and say, no, we need four first round picks or we're not good. Like would the PA, can the PA step in at any time if, if a team was being unreasonable like that?


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[Assistant] Well, they'll say, hey, but you retired as a member of the Patriots and the Patriots have your rights so they can choose to kind of do what they want with you. If you want to come back, they will welcome you back to the New England Patriots, not the Tampa Bay Bucks.


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[Assistant] Maybe because it's an NFC team, they'd be more apt to trading him.


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[Assistant] You got me thinking about this whole mock draft thing. So I believe the 10x bucks are at 14.


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[Assistant] Is that correct? They're picking 14, the Patriots 23. So if the Patriots want that 14th pick, maybe to jump up, grab a quarterback, Jordan Love possibly. We jump up, we get that. Oh, hey, Bucks say, yeah, you can come have this. Give us a, another first round or a couple of second thirds. Oh, and throw Rob Gronkowski in and we'll let you jump up to 14.


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[Assistant] You just have to make sure Rob is on board and you only have two days to see if he's coming back or not.


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[Assistant] Or maybe Bruce Arians thinks, hey, Rob hasn't committed to coming back, but I feel like if we retain his rights through a trade...


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[Assistant] We could really coax him back into the league to get him to come back down and play with Tommy.


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[Assistant] I think they would definitely do their homework and study and figure out how he would fit in with the team, what he's, they'd want to meet with him in person. That's why the whole COVID situation doesn't help.


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[Assistant] When it comes to Antonio Brown, but they'd want to meet with him, see where his head's at. And I think it would be a good value pickup for them. You're not going to have to pay him an astronomical number. You can give him a


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[Assistant] Very heavily incentive deal to where, hey, you come up, you, you show up, you're active each game, you get a bonus, you, you catch ball, you get a certain amount of catches, you get another million, like all of these things to incentivize him to, to stay on the straight and narrow, which he's had in the past and didn't follow.


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[Assistant] Maybe he's gotten to the point where he knows like, okay, this may truly be my last shot at the NFL.


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[Assistant] He got chest to chest with Logan Paul, won in a boxing match with him.


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[Assistant] To where people remember that about certain players. Antonio Brown's had about four or five of those things though, and he continues to come back and continues to sell people that this isn't going to happen again. So maybe, I don't know, maybe he has hit rock bottom and when he does, if and when he gets another chance, maybe it'll be his resurrection tour.


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[Assistant] No, back when I, I mean, I think when I spoke to him, Logan Paul was coming off his Vine, being a Vine star.


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[Assistant] I guess not. That was like a whole industry of those Vine stars where they like, they all lived like in the same condo complex and they would get together and film for 10 hours a day trying to figure out what kind of six second videos they could put out. Like it was a weird path for a while.


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[Assistant] So how many years until they become a billionaire with doing your math?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Logan Paul came back. He got, what, people kinda cancelled him when he did the thing in the forest with the suicide deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do. And I guess their fans will grow older with them. So they'll, they'll drag them along and get some younger followers along the way. It's pretty, pretty amazing situation that they've created.


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[Assistant] I think I did tell him, like, you guys need to go get some money from Vine.


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[Assistant] Don't you think 95% of the time it's the other people's fault? It's not your fault with the setup you guys have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't, I'm, I'm guessing that's not cheap, but, and if any, uh, coaches or GMs weren't doing that, maybe they'll, they'll catch a whiff of it from this show and they're gonna, they're calling somebody right now trying to get that whole thing.


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[Assistant] He doesn't run, when he runs, he doesn't run like Taysom Hill. Taysom Hill is such a physical downhill runner. And he's super fast. You don't think Jalen is?


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[Assistant] Jaylen is, but Jaylen's not as a, he doesn't finish his runs like Taysom Hill does. Taysom Hill's looking for contact.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's definitely not going to be a bunch of Taysom Hills. I mean, he's, he's physically very gifted and mentally you could tell like.


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[Assistant] This dude, it takes a lot to do. I think I mentioned on the show weeks ago, Tayson Hill catch a 70 yard bomb and they put him on kickoff team. He's covering the next, the kickoff. Like that's, there's not many guys in the NFL that are willing to do that. He's David Kilgore.


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[Assistant] He's like, uh, digs. Guy walked a hundred miles.


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[Assistant] I feel like we were. I'm sure if we, if you hear Burt's side of it, he may, he probably puts blame on us, but I believe in the, in the text thread, you were the last text.


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[Assistant] And how awkward is it going to be when they first throw to Roger Goodell and he's just sitting in his basement in front of a camera trying to welcome everybody to the draft?


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[Assistant] The only, I guess you, what you could do, if you really wanted to put on Instagram Live, wouldn't you have to, like, put your phone up in the corner shooting the whole room and it just kinda, it's almost like B-roll of what's going on in there, in your studio.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe they don't have the algorithms to take people down.


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[Assistant] Yes, tell him, tell him that. Let him know. Just to let you know, it's going to be an extreme close up if you're not wearing your suit.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I think it'll be fun to have him on while the draft is happening and kind of just see what kind of knowledge he has of some of these, these college young bucks getting drafted, getting their shot in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he has a lot of knowledge about most of the players, especially in the first round. He's a huge fan of just watching all sports. So I think he does watch a decent amount of college football and he has a good idea of these guys coming out.


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[Assistant] So what are the boys doing to, to get ready for this? I mean, this seems like a massive undertaking for them. Like when a guy gets drafted, obviously we can't.


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[Assistant] Stream what's going on on ESPN. So are you going to be able to, you're going to have pictures of all these guys. You're going to be able to pop up or anything like that.


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[Assistant] I just, uh, you know what? Jason McAfee, your brother, he's a special dude.


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[Assistant] Doesn't say much, hangs out. There was a video or a clip from our show and all the guys are laughing about something and Jason's just in the background, just stone-faced. I didn't even get to talk to you guys about it yet.


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[Assistant] He keeps you on your toes, I think that's good, but what do you think about your guy? All of her luck, suing.


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[Assistant] That much? You think I would get that much? I mean, this is obviously not the first time that Vince McMahon's been involved in a lawsuit, so I'm sure he knows his way around him.


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[Assistant] So let's just say he was owed, he's owed 20 more million just to make it easy. He's owed 20 mil, I bet he gets 8.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine going back and forth with Vince McMahon trying to negotiate?


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[Assistant] A settlement? Like I can't imagine another person I would-


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[Assistant] The good thing for us though is those, when they get deposed and they're on camera and like say Vince's lawyers get to question Oliver Luck, that, those videos usually get put out. Those become public. Same with Vince. If Vince gets deposed, which I don't know if that's how it'll work or not, if Oliver's lawyers get to go after Vince, that will be an awesome video. Awesome.


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[Assistant] It's gonna take like five years for them to reach a settlement, I'm sure. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I know that's like the most ever that one of their documentary films has gotten, but it seems like every single person has watched it.


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[Assistant] Well, when did they count the DVRs? Like, a lot of people DVR it because, you know, it was two hours in the first night, so, look it around to it.


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[Assistant] And they're saying, the eyes that see that, they're just counting cars that drive by it. So that doesn't mean every single eyeball is looking up there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you might be right. I mean, everyone's going to have to readjust what they're doing and companies that are trying to market their brands. Yeah, they're going to have to.


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[Assistant] Like figure out where they can spend money again. The one thing I think billboards could work for is if you are to promote a movie, just to let give, make people aware that a movie is out. If you see a pic, a billboard of Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio, you're like, Oh cool. This movie comes out in a week. I want to go see it.


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[Assistant] It depends, I guess, what you define a cult, but yes, there are- that's definitely happening. Huh.


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[Assistant] I mean that's okay, every college football team does the same thing too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I guess there are good cults and there are bad cults. It's amazing that there are still bad cults out there with


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[Assistant] The internet. How do you still, well I guess the cult leaders that can really get all the power over their disciples, they give them very very limited internet access. I know that much.


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[Assistant] I was a bit surprised to hear that now. I love that DeAndre said, make sure you put that in. I don't want that in. There's no relationship. Like that can't be left out of what you're going to say about this situation. And it's, I feel like it is.


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[Assistant] Maybe 100% on the coach when you have this kind of situation. You have your star player DeAndre Hopkins. It seems like all his teammates seem to really like him. We know the plays he made made it on the field for so long. That's on the coach. Even if you don't like the way he's going about it, good. Then confront him and tell DeAndre, Hey man, like,


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[Assistant] Your production is off the charts. What you do for this team is amazing.


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[Assistant] They may hate each other, but they have some respect and they're gonna all, they're all fighting for the same goal. But the fact that there's no relationship, that's on the head coach, man. Like, you gotta find a way to get through to your players.


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[Assistant] Just awkward all the time. Can you imagine if you're one of your star players, one of the biggest superstars in the NFL, and he doesn't speak really with your head coach?


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[Assistant] Are we gonna present our mock draft like right when we start the show on Thursday night?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sure he'll have it Thursday night. Is he wearing a suit? I have not.


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[Assistant] Oh, you mean the, yeah, the, the little lunch that the kickoff luncheon thing where he dresses up in themes every year.


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[Assistant] We would always do it the day we were leaving to go to our last preseason game.


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[Assistant] That's cool. We never, ours was pretty quick. We would, I don't even know if we ate. We would maybe eat quick. The head coach would say a few words. They'd give like a community award to somebody and then we would hit the road.


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[Assistant] They probably, they probably breathe a sigh of relief, like man we're gonna miss Pat's production on the field, but you know what, we don't have those headaches anymore thinking about bringing in outside speakers.


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[Assistant] They don't, obviously, they don't have any hard feelings. You're back there all the time doing stuff for the Colts.


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[Assistant] I mean, when you say everybody else, that may be in your own little bubble, Pat. I didn't see anybody posting about the Colts.


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[Assistant] Like those didn't, uh, people that watch Game of Thrones that were real diehard, like celebrity fans, they sent them some weird box where you'd open it up and it would play music.


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[Assistant] Hey, are they going to, you think they're going to send each possible first round selection, all 32 hats?


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[Assistant] It's gotta be what, Pepsi, if there's any products like that. You can't have Coke products. There's only like licensed league sponsorships available. It's taking money from the players because they can make money wearing shirts, putting stuff in front of them, all that.


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[Assistant] Gadel sent a, he sent a memo out. Yeah, they're, they're serious. They won't, they said they won't go to your live shot if you have like competing logos.


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[Assistant] No, you just do it, keep everything, make everything look good, make everything look perfect, and then all of a sudden when Gadale's doing his virtual dapp with you, right in the middle of it, you pull it out, you stone cold, like, you have every sponsorship possible that's not affiliated with the lead, and you try to get at least two or three seconds on air.


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[Assistant] But if you have a, let's say you have a big sponsor that pays you 100k and you get fined 50, they're like, hey, you're going to get fined, but we'll pay it.


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[Assistant] Ergonomics. Who? Ergonomics. So you don't hurt your wrists. Who? Good for carpal tunnel. Carpal tunnel. Big, big deal in the office world. You get people debilitated by it.


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[Assistant] It's not usually- I don't think it's in here. I think it's this network outside of here. The provider?


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[Assistant] Izan's hosting like a Twitter, Instagram and like a web broadcast related to charity donations and things like that.


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[Assistant] I saw it was gonna be on like Instagram live, possibly YouTube, Twitter. It's like the NFL doing an online presence for the drought.


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[Assistant] Probably once you count in all the rewatches from on demand and uh, DVR and stuff, it'll probably get up that high.


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[Assistant] I mean I don't want to get into it. Now he's walking the tightrope.


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[Assistant] What uh, hockey, aren't they claiming they're gonna go back somewhat? We got rumors, we got news, at Nick Moraldo, plugged in, dialed in with another person who's plugged in, dialed in. The news that we were reported was such.


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[Assistant] Can you bring the torch back? It's like a bunch of burner.


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[Assistant] Whenever he created that. That's amazing. But hockey's gonna be back. Stanley Cup's gonna be in August. They're gonna play through the summer. They're about to do some informal skates. Now we got a little step in, uh, the direction of some progress in this entire thing. But I'm assuming it's very similar to the NBA, which has a 16 page guideline on how people can get back into building. I don't think it's gonna be as easy as that.


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[Assistant] Oh! Am I lefty or righty? I'm not sure I can go this way too if you want. Got it.


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[Assistant] Hockey players can't skate right now though, that's the thing. There's no ice. Pawns are even been shut down.


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[Assistant] You gotta be a child because they are like they're on, on land as they are on their skates. It's absolutely amazing. But then the conditioning, the, the cardio, the, they are,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then he had to get his family out of there too. And now they are beloved in Pittsburgh. I mean, their, their faces, the fam, the mom and dad's faces go up on the Jumbotron. All of Pittsburgh loses his fucking mind. I mean, it is, they had to escape the Russian mob though to get to Pittsburgh.


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[Assistant] So I think now that he's famous and he's done well for himself, I assume there's some graduation period that happens where you go from being, you know, dog to bounty hunted to


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[Assistant] Oh, thanks for coming back now. So something happens there in Russia. I don't fully understand. It probably happened to Ovechkin. Him and Putin play the points now in the power play for the Russian national team. So pretty sure they're pretty. And they score every time Putin shoots. That's why the assists are so high. You feed Putin and that's gold. Feed him in the slot. Yeah, feed Putin.


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[Assistant] With the quarterback too, like how much money did he lose by not going, you know, where he thought he was going to and then sliding down to like 23 or 24 or whatever.


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[Assistant] Facebook owns it. They have all those algorithms.


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[Assistant] I'd like to know if he wants him to take offense or defense in that late first round


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[Assistant] I agree, and also publicly, like, he was doing all the media for it, like, it was very well publicized, like, how much time and effort Oliver Luck put into making sure this thing went off.


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[Assistant] Well, and there's also just, there's no competition right now. Nothing, this is the first thing that people had to look forward to. There's nothing else on. Like, and then you factor in all the international numbers if they're watching it through Netflix or whatever.


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[Assistant] Tony con also president and founder of AEW, uh, wrestling organization. Yannick and Gokwe goes at Tony con.


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[Assistant] Stop hiding, Mo. Uh, Tony Khan says, I'm not in hiding, sir. I'm in isolation, getting ready for the draft.


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[Assistant] I've been pretty active on social media in isolation, but you wouldn't know that since you unfollowed me. Oh, then, uh, and Gawkway says, since you're feeling might today, let's both let the world in on the truth. We've been had a discussion that the Chargers game was my last game. Yet you try to backdoor the situation without answering any of my camps calls. Shake my head. You spoiled, bro. Holding up people for no reason, bro.


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[Assistant] So when Gawkway wants out, Leonard Fournette's on his way out, Gardner Minshew's leading the charge down there, Joe Schobert's in, Jay Gruden's in, people think Andy Dalton's potentially coming in, the Jacksonville Jaguars are


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[Assistant] Just completely fracking at the seams down there. And this is quite an interesting little turnabout for the AFC South.


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[Assistant] Alright, if we're gonna do this for real, let's do it. You spoil, bro, with a clown emoji, the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Ah, I'm a massive fan of that. Leonard Furnett's right behind him, I assume. He's gonna get, I assume Leonard Furnett's gonna go to work on social media sometime soon to get himself out of Duvall! But it seems like that's a place that is in complete turnaround rebuilding Jerry Crousley.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Gokwe then follows up with, just trade me. I don't need this speech. Tony Khan responds with, show me the compensation. I'm sure you're really driving up that price today, by the way.


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[Assistant] Shahrukh Khan, I don't think he loves it. I don't think Shahrukh Khan, I don't think he enjoys it. I don't think that's really a thing that he loves. And by the way,


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, SonCon there, TonyCon, dropping a BTW. Love that. Anytime you're in a, uh, potential verbal joust or a Twitter dispute with somebody, a BTW or a TBH are really just one last, just a little slap in the mouth. Just, uh, BTW.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did say B-R-A though. Was that supposed to be spoiled brat without the T? Cause it then became you spoiled bra. Cause now we got two different fights.


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[Assistant] It's a B-R-A dot dot dot dot dot. So I'm wondering if maybe the T didn't get, cause maybe he said spoiled brat.


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[Assistant] And about Tony Klon, I would assume throughout his life has been called a spoiled brat before just strictly because your dad created bumpers and your dad owns like seven teams. I would assume that he's been called that before. That might've really got him where he didn't want to be. That's why he came back with that. You're really driving up the price today, BT Dub. Smack him off.


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[Assistant] Anytime a billionaire's son, a team owner, is in a Twitter beef with a player who wants the hell out of there, that is the news that we need to talk about.


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[Assistant] Welcome to McAfee and Hawke Sports Talk, Friday, April 17th. One day after YouTube tried to take us down, we came back like the Phoenix rising from the ashes. My name's Pat McAfee, sitting to my left with an incredible face, AJ Hawke.


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[Assistant] Well, I believe it was either the NASCAR people came after us and, uh, cause I, I said some things about Kyle Larson being a stooge.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was either them coming after us or potentially somebody else, but I guess somebody reported us and since they don't have a lot of people working, there's no checks and balances. Bang, we got taken down. But out of all of this, we got a chance to connect with some people at YouTube. Uh, and our channel now has live stream protection.


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[Assistant] Well, just give us one for like a Feel Good Friday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we know a little something something. They call us the jukebox over here if you need it. Go ahead and put a quarter in. Bro.


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[Assistant] Uh, rest in peace to Goose, he's, uh, very dead, but, uh,


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[Assistant] I guess you get like motion sickness watching that thing cause they have them in real flight and stuff. I guess it's supposed to be the most advanced arrow filming production that has ever happened or something along those lines.


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[Assistant] It's Feel Good Friday, AJ. We can sing anything you want. You've refused to give us any requests. So we've just been listening to whatever words you say and have to make up songs off.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, there's a lot of stuff happening in the world of sports. Let's go ahead and get to them.


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[Assistant] Caesar's has the Packers over under at eight and a half wins. This is insane to me. They got to the NFC championship last year. They're added funches and bunches. Aaron Rodgers is coming back better than ever. He got back in time for the quarantine from Peru. I feel like the over here is the right choice.


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[Assistant] One of the easiest bets, Tampa Bay also had another one, I think it was at like seven and a half or eight and a half or something like that. It feels as if they maybe are underestimated or maybe they know something we don't. You gotta remember these people out in the desert when it comes to sports outcomes, they say things and more often than not, they are almost


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[Assistant] I've actually said on numerous occasions that they are potentially linked up with the people who know the future, who have seen the future. I think that's potentially what happens with some sports books because some things they predict and project should never ever happen and do happen. A couple of the games that I called on Thursday Night Football


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[Assistant] Their predictions were completely wrong in the first half and then something happens at halftime where everybody remembers like what it's supposed to do and it comes back perfectly and I'm like how did


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[Assistant] The desert know that this team was going to learn how to play defense in the second half.


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[Assistant] It just makes absolutely no sense to me. So the fact that they're saying eight and a half wins almost makes my heart hurt a little bit for the Packers for next year because it's like they're saying something.


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[Assistant] But with another year in that offense, Aaron Jones getting comfortable, Aaron Rodgers still being back, a defense potentially getting better that gave up 186 yards before contact in the NFC Championship. This feels like a layup for over eight and a half.


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[Assistant] Here you go. Just give us a $500 bet. You'll get this back in due time. We just need cash flow at the moment so we can continue the peep. Maybe they're not able to pay the line makers, by the way.


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[Assistant] Maybe Caesar's just making things up for the first time because they can't pay their employees. This seems wild to me. I don't know what would make you think the Packers are going to fall back this far, but maybe.


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[Assistant] They haven't been nine, like I think they're going to win 10 games too. I think Tom Brady at your quarterback is going to win 10 games. That just.


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[Assistant] That, I don't know. I might be wrong in everything I've ever seen in the NFL and experience in the NFL might be just completely wrong. But I feel like Tempe Buccaneers are gonna be good. And I think the Packers


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[Assistant] Are gonna win 10 games. Just for some reason I think Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady are gonna win 10 games. And that is not looking at their schedule. I mean the NFC South is gonna be quite a task for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And I assume that the NFC North as well is gonna be tough if the big dick Nick Foles is playing for the Bears.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Bangles? Maybe? Redskins?


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[Assistant] Well, that's the first two picks, obviously, so that's the easiest way to be like, oh, first two picks are first two picks for a reason, but maybe Chase Young and they think-


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[Assistant] Chase Young's gonna change again. Ron Rivera, there's another guy. I think he'll have a winning culture over there, but who knows how that team is gonna do. I think they got a lot of experience in the coaching regs. They got 10 quarterbacks in that room. They're gonna have Chase Young in there. I feel like they're potentially prone to make a run, especially in that AFC East where, or not AFC East, the NFC East, where you have the Eagles.


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[Assistant] Got everybody assassinated on that team last year. Everybody's got hurt last year for that. Cowboys don't have a quarterback currently.


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[Assistant] Giants, who knows what they're going to be with Danny Dimes. Saquon could carry a team on his back though, and Danny could be very good.


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[Assistant] But that NFC East is very much a big question mark as well. It's funny that the Redskins are kind of, I don't know. I mean, they stink. They stink too.


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[Assistant] Here's some, here's some more bets that are available and I just hammered, well I tried to, but the odds are so bad.


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[Assistant] Beginning of this week, the over-under for him being drafted was three and a half.


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[Assistant] Now it's at four and a half, and the over is at minus two thirty five, which means everybody is hammering the over. The two a tank.


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[Assistant] The tank for Tuah might be the Tuah tank, which is currently what's happening with his draft stock, I think. If you listen to everybody talk, the injuries, when push comes to shove.


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[Assistant] Some of these GMs, I'm not 100% sure are gonna be able to pull the trigger on Tua with the four surgeries. Now granted,


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[Assistant] Two of those surgeries were sprain ankle surgeries, they were just maintenance surgeries that probably weren't needed, but you got because you had medical advancements.


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[Assistant] Then the wrist, then the hip. There's a lot of conversation. And with COVID-19a, this bitch hasn't allowed anybody to get their hands on him. I think there's a chance that the two-a-tank job could be real. He could experience an Aaron Rodgers type night.


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[Assistant] Which for him is good news because the further you fall, the better team you're going to.


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[Assistant] The better situation you're probably going to, but you're not being


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[Assistant] This two-a-tongue-of-a-lo situation will be one that we talk about for a long, long time. And I think next Thursday night,


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[Assistant] Detroit Bob Quinn on his zoom press conference said, I'm looking to have any trade done by three o'clock on Thursday, basically inviting every human like, Hey, we are definitely up for it. I believe the, um, uh, the giants, Gettleman at four.


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[Assistant] The more and more you listen to, and Michael Lombardi, who was a former GM of the Browns and worked in a Patriots organization for a long time, he said that he talks to 3-4 GMs a day, baby.


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[Assistant] And he came on our show and hammered home the fact that he would not draft two. He said two is not even on my draft board. That's what, and I said, whoa.


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[Assistant] Whoa, sir! Take a minute! And it's because if you draft Tua and he gets hurt at all, everybody will say, we told you. We told you he can't do that. And that sucks for Tua. It's unfortunate for Tua that this COVID-19 quarantine happened where they can't investigate if he's healthy or not. But this just feels like this is a potential reality for Tua. And I'm bummed about it, to be honest. I'm bummed about it for the kid.


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[Assistant] All you need, one GM needs to fall. Darius Hayward Bay, perfect example. Ran that 4-3 or 4-2, whatever it was, in the Davis family. It was like, well,


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[Assistant] There's our choice. Everybody was like third, fourth round draft pick maybe. Like, no, no, no, this guy's like maybe number four overall if we need him.


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[Assistant] That's all you need. You just need one person that has something. And by the way,


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[Assistant] Do you think they ever watched, you know, like my college scout team quarterback play and gave a full real


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[Assistant] I think if you look at my stats, there's a chance I could have made it, but you can't tell if everybody's gonna be a good NFL quarterback or not. For me, I think they would have been able to see, but I don't think for everybody else.


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[Assistant] Well, you started cackling. You started laughing at my potential NFL quarterback career.


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[Assistant] Who said that? I just repeated what was heard. Who said it? Ty. Ty and Bailey said that? Bailey.


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[Assistant] Bailey said that about, Billy Tube said that about me, can't do the arm bar.


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[Assistant] Uhm, other big news. Bill O'Brien did his press conference. We talked about that yesterday. Uhm, the rumors of Odell Beckham being traded are completely false says.


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[Assistant] Paul D. Podesta, who's not the team's GM, but he's acting as if he's the president and GM speaking out saying he doesn't like that at all.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got inside sources at the bronze and said there's a lot of stuff being said right now. It feels like that Odell Beckham Jr. trade talk.


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[Assistant] Was potentially something that was drum up by somebody outside the Cleveland Browns organization. And anytime something with Odell Beckham's name on it comes up, it's obviously gonna go. You could see that Odell had learned about this potential trade whenever he opened up the Browns jerseys.


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[Assistant] The New Jersey's that look very similar to the last Jersey's just without a couple things. He didn't seem to be pumped about it. That's what people in this office have said. Not me. I haven't seen a video of him doing it.


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[Assistant] But I'm happy to hear that Odell Beckham Jr. who handled the Cleveland Brown situation last year better than anybody could have ever expected. A lot of people say Odell Beckham Jr. is a lot of things, right?


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[Assistant] He does the kicking net fiasco with the Giants, the celebration fiasco with the Giants, everything like that. He's painted as his person, as a prima donna, a diva. Then he gets traded over to Cleveland Browns. And last year could have been one of the most dysfunctional seasons I've ever seen a team have, literally the most


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[Assistant] Penalized team in documented history of the NFL, the Cleveland Browns. They had a player take their helmet off.


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[Assistant] Who has done things in the past that potentially drew tension away from the team.


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[Assistant] There was a lot of thought that Odell Beckham could have had an outburst or 10 last year. And a lot of people have been like, yeah, it makes sense. That team is a clusterfuck over there.


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[Assistant] I think he was maybe the most professional one out of everybody. Now, I'm not saying other players weren't as professional as him, but for what people would expect from Odo Beckham to what he did last year,


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[Assistant] Although he's paid a lot of money, and he's really good, maybe there's a history of him potentially drawing attention away. I don't think he acted like that at all last year for the Cleveland Browns. And if you have that guy in your building, and you can pay him, and it seems if he's maybe getting, uh, turning a page to being a more mature player,


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[Assistant] Hey, I don't want to lose this guy. I would like this guy to be on our team. He's a one of a one of a kind type talent and I'm happy about that.


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[Assistant] He's a superstar by the way. He is an absolute superstar. He does a lot of things in the community too that only gets broadcasted on his social media, not on networks. I don't know. I think the image of Odell Beckham, uh, that people have in their head, it was much different than the one


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[Assistant] Uh, the way he acted last year for the Browns. Now he didn't have his best year, obviously, statistically, but I don't think anybody in that offense would have succeeded, even if you put, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't think anybody was succeeded last year with that. They stunk. I mean, I thought they were going to win the Super Bowl too. I was heartbroken.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it turns out that the Titans end up being a good team going AFC Championship. By the way, didn't, I didn't turn my back on them after they got slaughtered by the Titans. I think it was whenever there was like a, a terrible play called by Freddie Kitchell. So it wasn't probably probably week three. Maybe you weren't you on board with the


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[Assistant] When I saw Baker Mayfield on Stone Cold Steve Austin Show on USA Network and they were driving around what? They were driving around Cleveland in motorized recliners. Did you see this episode?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a great one. That was probably when I was completely out. But whenever watching Stone Cold Steve Austin interview with Baker Mayfield, they're out on the field playing catch, having a conversation about Baker Mayfield's upbringing. And I learned about his, his family and his


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[Assistant] His mom and dad and he doesn't come from much so they had to invest all in. It was actually a really good conversation. I was learning a lot about Baker and then Freddy Kitchens came out and they started playing catch.


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[Assistant] Oh, Freddie's not supposed to be a head coach yet. Yeah, that's that's probably what and then the draw on fourth and nine. I mean things started packing up and.


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[Assistant] I had to mail it in on them, but at any moment they could have turned it on and been a good football team. So I had to hold on hope a little bit until they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. And then when that happened, I brought out the shovel and I just started, I turned completely.


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[Assistant] I'm a Baker Mayfield fan. I like Odell Beckham. I like Jarvis.


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[Assistant] I, I liked Miles Garrett, you know, before the whole, uh, attempted murder situation, but it's just one of those things where that team just did not pan out. Would an entire new culture, new environment help him out? I hope so. But boy, I think Odell Beckham could have handled it much, much worse and he's not given a lot of credit for that.


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[Assistant] They were coming on TV like, uh, my sources are telling me that Odell Beckham, uh, gave a full embrace to somebody, dapped him up, hugged him, and then said, hey, get me out of here, and then walked away. If I'm Odell, I'm like,


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[Assistant] So they would have like a shot of Tomlin and anytime I watched the game back, it would always get cut off.


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[Assistant] Done with this. You have no idea, pal. You have no idea. Leonard Fournette said that the team should sign Cam Newton.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that was his exact words, but I guess it was inferred. Uh, he said he likes Gardner Minshew, loves Gardner Minshew. Uh, Cam went to the super bowl. He's a great guy. And like I told some people, it's no disrespect to Gardner Minshew. I'm just trying to get the best position.


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[Assistant] That Jay Gruden is now down the Jacksonville Jaguars. Jay Gruden brought in Andy Dalton. Andy Dalton knows Jay Gruden's offense. He thinks that two days after the draft, three days after the draft when they ultimately cut


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[Assistant] Let's go ahead and we'll edit this out if we have to. Love the kids snapping the ball, get the family involved. He then posted a video yesterday of him working out in his gym, which is a very nice looking gym, by the way, had a kitchen in there, had a sink in his gym. His backyard is tiny though. I mean, it's a tiny, tiny little backyard and I got a problem with it. He's probably watching his show.


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[Assistant] Right now, and I want to let you know Ginger Tarzan, I expected a bigger backyard out of you Andy.


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[Assistant] Not really, it's really the Pittsburgh Cleveland, but back in the day, whenever you were on that bangles team, that was back whenever the Steelers bangles rivalry was


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[Assistant] I think he's gonna get back to running in full form I think at some point. I'm pumped up for him.


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[Assistant] What's that saying? There's a saying in the NFL. There's a saying in the NFL about trying to live up to somebody else's means. I forget what it is. I was always told it whenever I would buy a hundred shots. I was like, if I go broke, I go broke.


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[Assistant] They gonna un-teach me how to kick a ball? I think, I think I'll be able to make money somewhere. By the way, such an arrogant mindset of mine.


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[Assistant] Ah, there's at least four bums in this league I can kick better than forever. I mean, I'll just, I'll just make it again. Who cares? Let's buy the entire town a round of drinks. Let's do it. Alright, great. Fucking money, come on.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we set his name. So the comments are going to go crazy. He was offered $1 million by a porn site to live commentate.


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[Assistant] A porn while it's happening. Darren Revelle says a porn site says it will pay Joe Buck one million to announce it. Cam shows live. What is that?


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[Assistant] Oh, and if they're cam shows, there's people having sex with each other.


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[Assistant] Anyways, a porn site says it'll pay Joe Buck a million dollars to do a live commentary of its cam shows. That site says it is also accepting applications from other national and local sports commentators. Are we getting a million dollars to commentate webcam porn? AJ?


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[Assistant] Joe Buck had a response. Joe Buck said, and I quote,


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[Assistant] That's a very relatable tweet by old Joe Buck. The internet is going to probably, I mean, it just started turning here a little bit, but the internet should be on Joe Buck's side. That is a incredibly self-aware, self-deprecating, relatable tweet by our guy, Joe Buck. And that's why I've been saying


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[Assistant] Since the beginning of time, this is a Pro Joe Buck show. This is a Pro Joe show. This show is a Pro Joe show.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking of Joe Buck's dry sense of humor too, while commentating.


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[Assistant] What a good idea by this porn site. And I will tell you what, the economy might be in a bad spot for a lot of different companies and businesses and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] I assume that Amazon and porn are just doing a-okay, just doing a-okay right now. I bet you people are beating their salami at rates that the world has never seen before.


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[Assistant] I bet you there is an entire beat the hell out of myself situation happening in a lot of these houses where they're locked down, they got nothing going on. I mean, I bet you Joe Buck could maybe get paid by the hour and make a couple billion at this point.


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[Assistant] He's always around. He's always around. Because the University of Notre Dame is in Indiana, so we always have him. Uh, is he back there, Ty?


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[Assistant] Cause I've met Lou Holtz. He's a good man. He's a good man.


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[Assistant] I don't blame him at all. I do. Ah, who cares. If he stunk and he made up this story to make himself look like a hero and everybody on his teammates hate him, I mean that is something that I do blame him for.


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[Assistant] Where I thought, oh, everybody in here hates me, you know what I mean? Like, okay, I probably shouldn't be in here.


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[Assistant] Never with teammates or anything like that, but in my life I've obviously- Like what kind of situation?


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[Assistant] Ah, like you go to a party maybe that's at another university or something like that and you walk in and maybe there's a bunch of people there who you


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[Assistant] And then you're trying to find an exit at all times. You know what I mean? You're trying like, maybe I should get out of here. Don't say, ah, cheers. You guys are right. Okay, let's get out of here. There's people, I guess, that don't notice that ever. And I think Rudy is one of those people. He walks into a room and doesn't know that people hate him in it. And if that's what you're saying about the Rudy story, then that that kind of is taking a completely different turn for me.


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[Assistant] You said, you said with your eyes, your face, you said that everybody on that team hates Rudy. You said, have you ever heard anybody on that team talk about that?


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[Assistant] After he laughed I'm like, oh, okay. I love that. I love everything about that. Turns out Rudy's a bunch of shit.


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[Assistant] I wish, as soon as that movie comes out, my next stand-up would have been...


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[Assistant] How many? Uh, I don't know, because I have my cell phone zoomed.


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[Assistant] How do you not all just step on each other? What I think is happening, Neil Brown, the new coach at WVU, is


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[Assistant] One of the coaches is Jamal Adai, who was a safety for our team. Uh, he's an OG to everybody. He was a couple of years older than us, but he kind of tied in the Pacman West Virginia team and then our era of, uh, West Virginia team, which is Pat, Steve, Owen Schmidt, them. So Jamal Adai was like the tie in and he was the OG to everybody. Everybody liked Jamal. He's now coaching at WVU.


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[Assistant] And it feels as if Neil Brown is trying his absolute best to get the


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[Assistant] You know, the crew back into WVU. That was the picture from last night. I don't know if there's more than one screen.


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[Assistant] But it was, I mean, there was a lot of us in there. And it was a lot of time, a lot of the first time seeing those guys for a long, long time. I mean, it was absolutely awesome. Pac-Man was in there telling stories. Pat White was in there. Steve Slaton was in there. Uh, Von, you just name it. There's a lot of guys in there.


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[Assistant] I mean, and dudes I haven't seen in a long time and it was literally just like we just picked right back up.


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[Assistant] And I was like, what is it? He was like, this is a Zoom call. And I didn't know he was in it. I was like, if I knew Pat White was going to be in it, that means probably other people are going to be in it. I'm in. For a long time though, our class, our team was basically like, I don't want to say pushed out at WVU, but wasn't very welcomed back to WVU because Bill Stewart was the coach after Rich Rod.


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[Assistant] Legacy, but it was kinda like our legacy was kinda one that they were pushing out, right? So, Neil Brown's trying to bring us all back.


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[Assistant] And I think that Zoom last night, it was a great couple steps towards it.


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[Assistant] I had the time of my life in there. It was like an hour and a half, two hours of sharing stories. I mean it was awesome. I absolutely loved it. That's my first real like zoom. I did Frank Caliendo's podcast where there was like


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[Assistant] Three people in there, but I didn't like I'd be talking into the camera and then I mute myself.


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[Assistant] And then all of a sudden a guy I hadn't seen in 20 years just pops in there. I'm like, jeez, I didn't know you were in here. Great to see you. And, uh, it was just, it was magical. It was absolutely magical. But to hear those stories from back in the day, man, and kind of reminisce with people, I think that's one very big positive I'll take from this entire thing.


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[Assistant] Is that I got a chance to reconnect with a bunch of people that I hadn't talked to in a long long time. It was awesome. It was absolutely awesome.


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[Assistant] Listen, it's not inopportune, it is very urgent if I'm FaceTiming. It means, hey, I don't know, I have some-


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[Assistant] Every time I call, I got something I need to talk about now. And if we don't talk about it now, I will not remember it later. So we got to get this handled right now. And I'm gonna be honest, you're tough to get ahold of these days. You are tough to FaceTime with these days.


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[Assistant] He said his fake ID says he's 21. This kid was 12. I love that kid. I'm gonna try to adopt him. His name is Wyatt.


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[Assistant] I assume Ohio State does the alumni program very, very well. I assume you guys, you have that cruise, obviously, but I assume like game days and stuff like that. You guys all feel welcomed and want to go back. I would assume Ryan Day carried on that tradition if Urban Meyer didn't.


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[Assistant] And Pat White, Steve Slaton, Pac-Man Jones, and a bunch of the guys show up like that's gonna be a good thing, not a bad thing, I would assume. I don't know, I just feel like that's, I might be wrong.


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[Assistant] After being said about the last head coach, I will say there's a lot of sly jabs being taken at the last regime that was there. But after meeting Dana Holgersson,


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[Assistant] Like that's just not his thing. Like he does not care about anything other than his team. Like that, you know what I mean? And by the way, I don't think that is necessarily wrong.


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[Assistant] But I, I had a grudge against Dana Horgeson, right? I did not like Dana Horgeson because they tried to eliminate Pat White and Steve Slaton who basically put West Virginia on the map, I thought. Wait, how'd they try to eliminate him? Well, Geno Smith and Tavon Austin came in immediately afterwards, right? So there was big pictures of Geno Smith and Tavon Austin everywhere.


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[Assistant] Uh, by the way, not Geno Smith or Tavon Austin's fault. It was just, they were trying to build up, like, their, like, hey, these are our guys. And Pat and Steve, like, basically, I don't want to say were forgotten about, but there wasn't much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. They're not our guys. Like yeah, they built this entire stadium and this university basically and our locker room that we have.


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[Assistant] But we are now trying to build a new program in the Big 12. It was like a turning of the page and I did not love Dana Holgersson. Then I met Dana Holgersson and I was like, oh, this is just like once you understand him, it's like that's not his thing. Like that's not.


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[Assistant] It's never gonna be his thing to be like, hey, let me reach out to the alum. Let me do this. Let me do this. He just wants to coach ball. Like that's all the guy. And by the way, I respect it after meeting him.


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[Assistant] But there's a lot of times there beforehand where a lot of the ex-players are like, fuck this guy.


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[Assistant] Hey, did you win? Have you won four straight bowl games through them being BCS? No? Okay, well shut the fuck up and let us in the building whenever we want to come in. Okay, that's that's been a lot of the conversation. But now I think Neil Brown is trying to bring us back and that's a smart idea. I think by Neil.


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[Assistant] I think it's a smart idea. And he might be trying to, by the way, bury the legacy of the le- I mean, now that we might be the benefactors now of him potentially trying to bury the last one. But hey!


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[Assistant] I'm on the, I'm on the right side of it now, I'm all in with it, I'm 100% all in.


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[Assistant] Friend of all of ours, teammate of all of ours. He was like, Hey, here's how you guys get tickets. Here's how we do this, but we obviously have a certain amount. We can't just let everybody come back. He said no offense to you or anything like that, but there is a little bit of order here.


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[Assistant] It felt like Jamal was really trying to get it back together.


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[Assistant] I hadn't been back in a long time. We had a 10 year anniversary of the...


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[Assistant] Sugar Bowl team, I went back for that and I stayed for a half and I got out of there. I flew in, flew out the same day.


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[Assistant] It's just, it hadn't really been a place that a lot of us I think felt welcomed. And so now they're trying to open those doors up. And Pac-Man last night was 10 out of 10 performance on that Zoom. Pac-Man Jones.


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[Assistant] Dominated that Zoom last night, and I'll tell you what, I...


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[Assistant] Loved every second of it. I learned a lot of things, Dornett.


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[Assistant] Uh, probably digs job, right? Yeah, that seems more like a tongue digs job.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had a bad drug problem at our high school. Bad, bad, bad. Like my grade alone, I think we've lost six, seven guys.


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[Assistant] Just, uh, just from ODs and such like that. We lost a good one yesterday. I feel very bad about it. But our high school hasn't always been in a great spot. I've always said that what I'm gonna do is hopefully I'm gonna get wealthy enough to be able to disappear for like 5-10 years.


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[Assistant] I want to disappear, go to an island, whatever. And then when I come back and I have, I'm bored or whatever, I probably have a big Dave Letterman beard. I'm thinking about walking into my high school's, uh,


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[Assistant] School board and telling them, congratulations, I'll be your athletic director now.


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[Assistant] Get the guy out of the office and then let's go ahead and flip this whole thing around. I feel like at some point I'm gonna wanna give back to Plum at some point. Just now is not that time.


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[Assistant] I think what you have to do if you want to be successful in high school is I would have to build an apartment complex. I was talking to CFO Phil about this last night. I would have to build an apartment complex in Plum.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's what we want. We want people that aren't good coaches to let these kids know that you don't have to be good to succeed.


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[Assistant] Sure. Yeah. The, cause you're gonna need some kind of revenue. Yeah. Hoover high school. Oh, that was Hoover high, right? Yeah. The swoosh. Those kids all had the, the, the.


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[Assistant] First three and a half years of college, always wore an Alabama hat too, played for West Virginia, was always very interesting. Uh, it was, and then one day he shaved his head completely and it was the turning, the dawning of a new day. We had an entire celebration. He was no longer Hoover high school kid from Alabama. He was, uh, he conformed to the Yankees up North.


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[Assistant] To McAfee built an axe throwing. Yes. Uh, what's it called? An axe? Target?


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[Assistant] Battle Axe. He threw like a target or whatever. He built one from scratch. You know how you throw axes into the wood and then you have a bullseye on it?


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[Assistant] I think if he's really gonna do it, like I think if he's really gonna do it, this is how you have to do it. You open it up to the zoom.


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[Assistant] You join the Zoom, but you place your laptop in a room that you're not in.


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[Assistant] With a sign that says, I'm not, I'm fucking out. I think that's what you have to do. Just so you make a real grand stand, because if you don't log into the zoom, people just think you potentially have tech problems. You don't fully understand it. If he showcases that he understands how to get into the virtual off season and then


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[Assistant] I think that would be absolutely flawless and savage and I absolutely love it.


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[Assistant] That's why they're doing these virtual off-seasons because they have to because guys have bonuses on the line for it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, are you there? Like hey, I'll check in. Like there's guys, obviously, whenever they hand out iPads, they can track how much film you watch.


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[Assistant] And just look as if they ran through it all. Guys will figure out a way to game any possible system that could potentially be gamed. And I assume guys will be able to figure it out. But if it, if those Zooms are anything like my Zoom last night.


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[Assistant] I mean, I had no idea who was on that thing until they popped up laughing or something out of nowhere. One guy had his kid next door started cackling. I was like, damn, I don't even remember who this guy is, but I'm happy he's here. So I would assume that a lot of NFL people, uh, are not going to understand fully who's there and who's not there. Think about football coaches.


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[Assistant] I mean, football guy is a real, it's a, it's a saying that's been said for what, 30, 40 years about these guys who live under a rock and their only job is football. All they know is football.


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[Assistant] I watch film. I coach football. I critique football. I watch more film. I go into the woods. I fish for two weeks when it's the off season. I come back. I coach football. I have no idea who my kids are. I'm never around them. I never see my wife. I am a football guy. That is a real thing that has been around for a very long time. Imagine them trying to figure out this zoom.


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[Assistant] An offensive line coach, these people trying to figure out these virtual meetings and it's going to be fantastic.


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[Assistant] There's stories that come out that the Penn State players used to act like there was lightning when Joe Paterno was getting up in his day. They would all just like script it out. It'd be like Wednesday, maybe full pad day of the week, you know, and they'd be like,


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[Assistant] Uh, I think we're getting lightning period three, four minutes in. Okay. All right. Everybody's like deal, deal, deal. And then four minutes into period three, everybody would be like, whoa.


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[Assistant] And Joe would have to like what Joe would, Joe would worry about Nebraska, obviously, instead of his kids. But then, then he would like turn and be like, whoa, what was that? And everybody would be like, well, there's lightning coming in from over there. And then the athletic trainer would get called in like, was there lightning? He's like, I don't, I didn't see any, but I mean, a hundred guys just said there was.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was just, oh my god. He shouldn't have worried about Nebraska.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because we got, we got tenure. It's a made show.


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[Assistant] But the Penn State fans understand that that HBO thing was not great looking for Joe Paterno and stuff like that and things that happened there weren't good.


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[Assistant] Jerry Sandusky was the guy that was behind my creative vision for what we should do to pedophiles.


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[Assistant] Did you and AQ play against each other? Yea, obviously. Well, how old is AQ? My age, 32.


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[Assistant] I feel good. I did a extra set of pushups again this morning and body squats, body weight squats so I can eat, uh, our, our, our fucking kitchen was loaded just while we had, uh, waffle and fries or waffle and chicken fried chicken. Who brings his


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[Assistant] So, so people are like packed lunches but for the entire office. Diggs today brought a cookie dough covered chocolate cake. With chocolate chips on it. With chocolate chips on top of it. And these little cake balls. Those things disappeared very quickly. Zito brought in chicken and waffles and eggs.


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[Assistant] Grilled chicken with lemon pepper on. I mean, this office is really taking a step towards ruining everybody's diet every single day.


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[Assistant] I think we should make something a little special. Don't you have a thing behind that that you can, uh,


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[Assistant] Hey, congrats, Brandon Varancucci. Probably should have been paying attention to the mom and the baby, but the fact you're watching our show while birth is being given, we take as a massive honor. Congratulations, Brandon.


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[Assistant] Well, we're not giving out specifics but we did change the date.


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[Assistant] I can do the math here. One, two, three, four, five, probably five weeks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, believe me. It's been an interesting conversation, uh, but apparently the five weeks is gonna make a world of difference and everything's gonna be a-okay, pal. Alright?


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[Assistant] So you want me to go through all the invites that we already have? Another one for you.


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[Assistant] Put a sharpie through the date, put a new date, and send it to you. That's what you want me to do? That'd be very nice. Jeez. Alright, I'll do it. Are you gonna comment? I like good wedding gifts. A big wedding gift is what we need.


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[Assistant] But I wanted that main date because I knew it was a very important date to both of us and I knew no matter what worldwide pandemic or quarantine was happening, I wanted that same date to be the date.


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[Assistant] No matter what, even if there was a little bit, maybe some logistical issues and stuff like that, I want it. So the fact that we moved, it was a tough day for me. I want to let you know the tough day. There's five weeks. I did not want to move it, but we did. We did obviously. And now it's going to be a great weekend. I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Well, I just thought there was maybe a smooth sailing because I want to throw back to you to say goodbye to everybody and you were already gone.


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[Assistant] We don't have that problem. We're professionals here. There's a lot of shows that are trying to do what we're doing right now. And I'll tell you what.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel so much better about myself too. Every time I flip around, I'm like, oh, they suck. They suck. They stink. All right. We're going to make a lot of money in this profession. Let me go watch a show now on Netflix. That's what I do. It's my entire nightly schedule. It's kind of fun. I scroll around. I'm like, ah, they stink. Yep. They stink too. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Well, I think this quarantine has exposed a lot of people. I think this is- Like what? You don't have to give an example, but like what do you mean exposed? What kind of people?


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[Assistant] Yeah, some people are just relying, I mean, I've seen one show that went back to the LeBron MJ debate, like what, 45 times?


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[Assistant] There's, so there's five teams under six voids. The Giants at five and a half, the Panthers at five and a half, the Bengals at five, Jaguars at four and a half, Redskins at four and a half.


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[Assistant] Sound like- Is there glass on the floor? I know when you were out on the browns. What? Is when they, I believe, ran a draw on fourth and nine maybe? Yea. Or a draw on-


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[Assistant] That was against the Rams, and that was in week, let me find out.


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[Assistant] I was on that squad. Did you tell Burfick to knock Antonio Brown out? You take any blame?


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[Assistant] Right before the fumble, uh, the defense ran into the tunnel celebrating like the game was over.


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[Assistant] Fat. Friend of the show, Joe Buck had a hilarious response.


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[Assistant] Yeah, live. It's like a live show. It's like this, but naked.


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[Assistant] Depending on the site, they could just be handing some of my money back to me. So I'll hold out for a better offer and try to hold on to my day job. But I have to say, I'm flattered.


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[Assistant] Who said that? The internet, the internet said it. Roger Goodell? No, cause they're initials. No, Aaron Rodgers and Jordan Lavey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, by the way, probably biggest fear there when you're standing on top of a cliff is slipping, right? I mean, that's...


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[Assistant] But you're right, athlete left foot pushes him out there. Almost does a back dive. I think he landed on his face a little bit. Uh, but I respect the fact that he was going up there to do a backflip. I'm a big fan of Johnny Manziel stepping up there to do a backflip because there are some other NFL players that would be scared to death to jump off of something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then you come back up like a sniper or like a Navy SEAL and put your head in the hat. You know what I mean? He goes under and he finds it, he finds it, finds it, and then he pops up with it right back on his head. Would be sweet. Would be sweet. But instead he slipped, fell, lost it, had to pick it back up and he's still alive. Good for Johnny Manziel.


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[Assistant] You think it's gonna be a slow, like backflip where he goes feet first? Or is he gonna try to do a couple? Or a double?


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[Assistant] Double front flips, double back flips, I mean the shit that I never thought was possible, these little human, they look like-


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[Assistant] Those dudes are awesome. There's a house out, there's a couple of houses out in Hollywood where these dudes go trampoline, double flip, swanton onto the roof of a house, dive, triple, double, McTwisty into a pool. I mean it is just never, and then they do this one thing, I think I've talked to you about it, where they sprint, jump,


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[Assistant] They use their hands like this off of something and then they do a backflip. It is insanity what these humans are doing.


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[Assistant] Did you see that one where that girl was at the top of that tippy top and they had like a GoPro going around her or whatever? Oh, she was hanging off? Yea, she was upside, I think she was doing like a one-armed handstand thingy. These humans, I mean I appreciate what they're doing, I mean when I'm taking a shit I like watching it.


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[Assistant] I think that's what, are they thinking that? Like hey, there's gonna be a guy who's a little bit, he's 33 years old, he's Jesus Christ age, he's a little bit portly and every morning he takes a pretty massive dump and when he's doing that he's gonna watch us dive and sit at the edge of buildings for absolutely no reason. That's what I do in the morning. Look at this guy!


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[Assistant] Why would you ever think about doing that? Did you see that little front roll thing he did? Oh god.


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[Assistant] It just seems illegal to me and it's kind of like when say there's a college athlete who is really good to say during his junior year and an agent comes to him and starts giving him like a $20,000 watch and giving him some cash under the table. Well, that agent is counting on you, that player, signing with the agent once you become eligible, once your college


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[Assistant] It is over and if you don't, they can say, well, hey, I can turn you in real quick. And if it was, if the kid was smart and had an agent come back and be like, cool, do it. I don't care. Like I'm in the league now. You can do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Seven years old because these leagues too, all of the great players travel around and play all summer in these AAU leagues. They're sponsored by Adidas, by Nike, by, like,


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[Assistant] It's weird, it's a weird world how it works out, and I'm sure they're allowed to give them like jerseys in their shoes that they play in, but like, there's, I don't know, it's just such a weird world when they have a relationship with these superstars when they're in fifth grade.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to see how it all plays out. Like I want to know how deep it does go. We know there's all kind of stuff going on behind the scenes, but like how rampant is it? And is it, they're like average guys getting stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, shoe company or whatever, people started taking care of your family when you were in the sixth grade. At first they were probably like, oh, this is kind of weird, is this illegal? I don't know, I'm not even, I'm barely in middle school. And then as time goes and you become a bigger and bigger star and you start accepting money from multiple different people, it's probably


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[Assistant] Just a normal thing, like what do you mean? Every, all my buddies that are, that are good players too on my AAU team, like this dude's got a house, that dude got a Ferrari, like all kind of stuff has to happen.


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[Assistant] Will there ever be a player in the NBA that has the signature shoe that even is one fiftieth of what Jordans are? Like the popularity? Oh yea, brown brown. I wear brown brown shoes all the time.


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[Assistant] Sam Alveo, I think was the first fight on the card. The dude is an absolute warrior. Uh, but like, I don't even know, there's so many great fights on the card. When you were saying the big guy that was swinging lunch pails or whatever you, you call his fist, that was Francis Ngandhu, the 22nd.


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[Assistant] But it was pretty amazing. Francis Nganu is such a scary dude. And like you said, he missed so many times, but all he needs is one. And Daniel Cormier, who was commentating, like when he was watching the replay, did you hear me? He's like, look at this guy. He's like, his chin's up. He doesn't care. Like his chin just all right there for anyone to hit. And DC keeps saying that. I'm like, yeah.


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[Assistant] But DC said it like in a respectful way, like knowing, yeah, his chin may be up, but good luck fighting through the barrage of these monsters I'm throwing at you, because one of them, I didn't even have to connect


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[Assistant] 80%. If I hit you with 70% of one of these, you're going out for the night.


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[Assistant] I mean DC could absolutely fight him if he said he wanted to. And DC even told you, I would have taken him down already.


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[Assistant] Greg Hardy, Greg Hardy said it changed the whole fight. He's like, yeah, it's crazy. I can hear DC commentating because there's no fans here. And he told me to start checking these leg kicks and I did. And it was like a whole new game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's doing well. What about, did you see where, so Dominic Cruz got beat by Henry Cejudo. Controversial stoppage, supposedly. Cruz says I was climbing up, like I, I was trying to stand up. You shouldn't call a fight. Yeah, maybe. But he was eating some shots from Cejudo. But you see Dom Cruz said the referee smelled of alcohol and cigs.


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[Assistant] I told you Pat, didn't I tell you last week, like he's one of the most exciting fighters ever, but how in the world did Tony Ferguson eat that many shots?


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[Assistant] How many, I'm curious now when the numbers come out, what kind of pay-per-view buys did this draw? Because it had to get so many, and a lot of people I think got messed up going from ESPN, then you gotta have ESPN Plus. I know you had issues because you never, you haven't bought a pay-per-view since they've been with ESPN. It is, there's an extra step in the process, no doubt.


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[Assistant] Did you have fun when Thugnasty continued to go after the twister? How juiced Joe Rogan and DC got? Like I don't, I don't claim to understand what the twister is exactly. I know it's kind of rare to get it in like in a competition like this, but they were so excited if he actually finished off that twister.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know how, you don't see it happen too often in the UFC, but I don't know. I'm not sure, like, people that are true jujitsu guys, like, I don't know if it's something that's, I don't think it's a joke, but I think it's just very hard to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they could lock me and you up in anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is like getting, it's like getting posterized in the NBA, like if you get dunked down by somebody.


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[Assistant] I know, cause the Packers there, I was texting with multiple of the trainers and different players throughout like the whole process. And I was like, oh my gosh, you guys, the game's going to get canceled. And they're like, yeah, we sure hope so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you watch the, I mean, it's such a disturbing video, like, he had so much time to just let go, let off of his, of his neck with his knees. Like, just get off him, man. Like, get on his, or put your knee on his back.


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[Assistant] The special thing about locker rooms and teams, like yea, you got guys from all over, like you can't even, like the amount of like diversity in a locker room on how different people grew up, what their situations like at home, what their college situation was like.


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[Assistant] What, what their financial situation is in the NFL. I mean, there's a huge difference between what starting quarterback gets and what a lot of the roster is making league minimum or a little bit above that, but they're all united for one goal. So how do you do that with the American people? I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Well, didn't you think it was, for me, it was always fun to see guys like, play with guys that I didn't know, but I just knew like their public persona on what they're, what people thought of them on the field, off the field.


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[Assistant] And if it was like a negative outlook on him and then when you get to meet him and spend every single day with him and talk to him like, wow, okay, like I get it. Like this is, it's kind of unfair how you're portrayed. Even though you may have some actions, but you understand, I guess, why they do things the way they do it. Some I've talked to guys that came in like.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I didn't grow up like you. Sometimes I just freak out and I lose it. I black out for a little bit, but I come back. I'll eventually come back and I realize I messed up and try not to do it again, but sometimes it happens again. It's easy to relate to those guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, cause the majority of cops are good and they do the right thing, but there's a lot of bad, not a lot, but there's a handful of bad ones all over the place that do this and it stains all of the good ones.


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[Assistant] It's real tough because a big reason why we were so lucky to experience all that is because you, you're going through like really tough times together, not maybe mentally a little bit, but physically when you're pushing yourself to the limit every single day and then all of a sudden, hey, the lights are on, you're playing, you're in a football game together, big playoff game, whatever it is, like,


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[Assistant] This guy needs to know that he can count on me. I'm going to do my job. I'm not going to hang him out to dry. Like that over time forges those huge bonds I think that come, especially with football because there's so many people. Like if you're, if you're a basketball player and there's 12 guys in the team, yeah, it's awesome. You guys are probably.


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[Assistant] Super tight, the whole team should be somewhat tight. But in football, you go to college, you got a hundred kids on the roster. So like there's a lot of different, like your whole world opens up like, okay, it wasn't just the little bubble I grew up in. Like there's so much more out there.


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[Assistant] Well, and then like when you get, you get to know these teammates and everything, what's cool also is when like if there's a situation where you can bring them home to your family or you get to go have a meal with their family or someone on an away game like that was awesome. I always loved meeting teammates, families and stuff and seeing how they interacted with them.


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[Assistant] Yep, dead red, sitting dead red or what?


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[Assistant] What's up guys, how you doing? What'd you say? I said, what's up guys, how you doing?


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[Assistant] So yeaah, what has Chris Simms said about this Dak Prescott situation?


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[Assistant] Let's say this wasn't the case or Jerry didn't fire this person if he, if it was all set up. Like don't you think it does a good thing?


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[Assistant] It's gonna keep people in the future from trying, it's gonna make everybody there scared to death to leak any information.


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[Assistant] It's probably a good thing for all GMs around all professional sports, like hey, I don't want this to happen to me, like what happened to Jim Kong Un or whatever you call him, and Jerry Jones, the poor guy who leaked this to Chris Simms, so I think it does a lot to deter


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[Assistant] Future leaks, when it comes to the front office of any sport, really.


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[Assistant] Jordy lives here, he's a legit farmer, his brother is a farmer slash cowboy. What? So last night about 8.30 he said, hey, you wanna go over, we're gonna do some roping.


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[Assistant] When he says we, not me, his brother and everybody. So last night until about midnight, I was at his brother's property in the arena he built letting


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[Assistant] Little calves go out through the shoot, I guess, and they're chasing them down, and one of them's roping the horns, one of them's roping the heels, and then Jordy gets out there after he's roping and trying to...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so Jordy's been bulldoggin' cabs all night and got home about 12-30 and still able to come do this. It was pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] Pat, I got, I want, I'll ask the question you want to ask, Pat, because I know, I know how your, your weird brain works. So Jordy, let's say right now, obviously you look great. Jordy worked out right before this. Oh, I can't even talk.


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[Assistant] That is one difference, but I wanted to ask Jordy something that Pat would definitely want to know. So it looks great, feels great, whatever. What if the Packers give you co- Hi Schmidt!


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[Assistant] He says that because it's like there's levels of everything I think because his brother's a legit cowboy. Jordy had a horse last night that...


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[Assistant] Alright, well I get, yeah, then I should stop eating international, right? Just all domestic.


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[Assistant] I got one question before, Jordy has to man the 7 to 12 kids out there while we finish the show up. A follow up we didn't get to get to, I always wanted, and I've asked you this I think on the show, Jordy, why do people, why does I guess mainstream media try to say that Derek Carr is not a Gruden guy? They're like, they don't have a good match. Why do you think that is?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, he's awesome man, of course. But I'm telling you, last night it was an eye-opener to see.


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[Assistant] Hey, do you think that the, uhm, do you think PETA is on board with this, or do you think they're upset at you guys?


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[Assistant] I was there with him, I was there with that DB coach, Joe Witt and Joe would, I would ask Joe about it, he's like, I gotta tell these young dudes when they come in, like, hey.


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[Assistant] Don't sleep on Jordy. You can't. And then after Jordy did it so many, for so many years on, on film, when these young kids have been watching Jordy on TV, they show up ready like, okay, cool. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm cool. I'm fast. I can get out of my back pedal pretty quick. And then all of a sudden Jordy has an 80 yard bomb from Aaron, the first OTA. And they're like, oh, okay, cool. I, okay. Now I got to readjust them a little bit.


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[Assistant] We could do everything and he's, he's, uh, you know, a lot of times when you have stud receivers, they contend, like, tend to be


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[Assistant] Selfish and want the ball a million times. Jordy ne- I guarantee you in his whole life Jordy's never gone and like-


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[Assistant] Told a quarterback, hey, I was open on that play. You gotta throw me the ball. He's never done that. He'll just continue to run.


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[Assistant] Perfect Chris Brownson, when he described his favorite play, like the big boot and run a corner post, it made me think before you guys even, before you asked him about the Detroit, like, oh, you do against Detroit? I thought of Foxy because I have a few of those, at least one in my head of watching Jordy do that at Lambeau against the lion. It's a thing of beauty to watch from the sideline.


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[Assistant] And Jordy is one of the few professional athletes too, to where like his whole identity was never wrapped up in football. Like it's what he did, it wasn't who he was. Like he always loved it, he's gonna work harder than anybody and do everything right.


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[Assistant] Like he wasn't, you could tell it was never like, oh man, like, oh I need the attention, I need people to look at me, I need to be scoring touchdowns, no he's fine doing whatever, he's secured himself. So it's cool to see actually a guy that good, that doesn't like have to have that attention.