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[Assistant] Oh, but don't forget about the XFL. Yeah, he has the Guardians. And I tried Memphis.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean- The string has not been stumped. Well, barely. I got stumped a couple times. Let's not be rude.


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[Assistant] Well, I just released a bit on the Ricky Williams trade and I think next week is going to be, uhm, the NFL free agency bits. I think it's done. Skits.


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[Assistant] Freakin' show is over, you know, like that, that we'll never do this again.


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[Assistant] We got, we got all types of receivers on the Giants. Kinky kinky. So do you like that right now? No, I think, you know, the Giants either need to go out and draft early. Get one of those sexy wide receivers in the draft.


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[Assistant] Or trade somehow for DeAndre Hopkins, but I think the asking price for Hopkins is a little high. So we'll just see, we'll wait and see.


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[Assistant] I don't, you know, if you're gonna spend any type of capital on someone, he better be a number one one.


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[Assistant] What's the receiver in the offense? The X receiver or the Y?


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[Assistant] X. Who's number one? Number one is the X. X. You need a X receiver. You don't need a Y. You know? Okay. So, I would not trade for a Y.


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[Assistant] You have ADHD. We're doing a show, Brandon.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was a clutch, uh, breadmaker metaphor tree. I just, uh, I appreciate, you know, as a connoisseur of breadmakers and re-gifting, I, uh, I appreciate the effort. I like how you explained it. I like how you explained it throughout the process as well. That was, uh, equal. Look, Brandon Cook's a solid player, okay?


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[Assistant] He's been on, he's played in two Super Bowls, he's the most traded player in the NFL histories.


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[Assistant] You know, as long as Dak makes the correct read and throws to the right receiver, then he's fine.


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[Assistant] But it doesn't matter when he, uh, throws the ball into coverage or into the flat when he should. So there. That's all I have to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but before Tom does that, we're also going to let you, the audience, help us determine what kind of things you want to see. We're open to suggestions. We'll ignore them.


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[Assistant] For the record, I wanted masturbate sports, but you guys wanted big click.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the clicking and the baiting. Yeah, everyone loves some good clickbait. Yeah, I think, oh.


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[Assistant] You go on Five. Just to add to that, the other thing is we're changing the structure of the show. We're modularizing it more so that we actually have segments.


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[Assistant] So that we're not guessing when and what we're supposed to be doing. Like that one show that we had when the, uh, season ended and Tom was literally calling other members of the show. Like we don't want to do. That was good. It was, it ended up working, but we definitely want to have more, um,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we also, I mean, we also need to incorporate the punishments at the beginning as well, because you guys love them. Uh, the punishment is not going away.


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[Assistant] Alright, do we just lose the show?


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[Assistant] I wanna know who in the audience, who y'all want us to get as guests. Like, shoot, let's shoot for the moon. Like, I was thinking today, I was like, shoot, we should ask Kay Adam, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, we'll get told no, but I'll ask anybody. So I would like some suggestions, because that's going to be my responsibility. I'll go out and get the guests. I show speed. Aaron Rodgers, we should try to get Pat McAfee.


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[Assistant] But he might not have time now that Kurt has a job.


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[Assistant] Jaguar Gator, come on. I mean, but let's go for the top shelf.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should, yeah, we should have papagrassi and just, Tom has to listen to it the whole time, just off camera on the side.


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[Assistant] I have a video I uploaded yesterday, NFL's most wasted season, everyone please watch. And, uh, I also have a video coming out on, do the new rules of baseball make the game better or worse?


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[Assistant] When is your reaction to Ezekiel Elliot signing with the Eagles coming out? We'll see you guys!


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[Assistant] They're getting the first guard I see. Cause who cares? You're God. Yeaah. The Jaguars.


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[Assistant] I mean- I do have one question for you, Scooter. Do you think that's the last play Zeke Elliott plays as a Cowboy?


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[Assistant] Okay, so if we're just gonna jump straight into the Cowboys. 100% is last place center.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing. Okay, with this lost, someone got a fitty.


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[Assistant] Let's see how things play out before we make any rash decisions. As far as the game goes.


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[Assistant] He, Trayvon Diggs had an interception right in his hand. There were so many things we could have done to win that game that we did not do. So many plays that literally slipped through our hands. We have no one to blame but ourselves.


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[Assistant] And management for trading Amari Cooper in the preseason because bro.


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[Assistant] Look at every team remaining. Look at the talent they have.


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[Assistant] When CDLAM is our only receiver who's producing in the whole game, there's a problem. There's a problem. So we're going to have to make a lot of hard decisions this offseason.


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[Assistant] But again, I think a lot of things are doable. Look at what, look at the teams remaining. Look at how they supported their quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Eagles went out and they go get AJ Brown. They don't trade away their number one. They go get a number one.


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[Assistant] You have to remember though, they panicked at the time of the cap. They did technically keep Michael Gallup. So do you get rid of Michael Gallup to keep Amari Cooper?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. Please just keep the same energy because I don't want next week being some nonsense again. Oh, we're going up. We're going to know this is our year. It is the year of America's team.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna be back next week and I'm gonna be saying the name of my team next week.


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[Assistant] All stream long. So just get prepared. Get prepared. Cause it's happening next week.


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[Assistant] You saw what I saw. The 49ers did not beat us. We beat ourselves with absolute nonsense.


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[Assistant] We get the, we get the ball, we get a turnover, we can't score a touchdown, we gotta kick a field goal. That's to me when we lost the game. When we did not convert that touchdown four yards away.


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[Assistant] Cavante Turpin. Turpin had two kickoffs he could have housed. Could have taken to the house. He chooses the wrong angle. Runs, gets tackled by the kicker. Runs into someone else. It's just like, it was a myriad


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[Assistant] Of nonsense that always seems to happen in the divisional game for whatever reason.


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[Assistant] The thing is, it's like, one play goes a different way. I would be talking a lot of trash. So that's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] From an outside perspective, from a non-Cowboys fan, maybe even from a Cowboys hater perspective, what are your opinions on Dak Prescott? Cause I know where I stand. Where do you guys stand on Dak after that performance?


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[Assistant] That is so interesting that you bring Josh Allen into this equation. That's what a lot of people do. Josh Allen, top QB. Okay, well then if Josh Allen is a top QB, stats-wise, Dak's better than him.


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[Assistant] Okay, so forget wins and losses cause you said wins are not a QB record or whatever.


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[Assistant] Josh Allen is a top QB? Well, what's that then? Cause he's better than Josh Allen in QBR and the whole, so it's just like, it's interesting to see people's perspectives.


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[Assistant] When's the last time Dak has carried a team to victory? Josh Allen is. When's the last time Josh Allen has carried his team to victory? Same question. Week 17 against New England. In the playoffs when it mattered. Same question. It's the same debate. So it's like, people have all this energy.


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[Assistant] He would have won against Kansas City last year if it weren't for Leslie Frazier and his 13 second defense. You have all this energy for Dak.


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[Assistant] But where is that same energy for Josh Allen when they won the same or less games? The only difference really is, Dax on America's team.


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[Assistant] And uh, Josh Allen's on the bills.


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[Assistant] Maybe the Bucks, but once again, Dak was really good in that game because Tampa Bay had been terrible all year. Their offense was atrocious. They shouldn't have even been there.


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[Assistant] I mean Tampa Bay's defense was pretty good, but at the same time they laid an egg. That did well. And the comparison Tom had as well.


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[Assistant] He is the Tony Romo of the modern age. Like he's pretty much him to a T. Really good quarterback, but he's not great.


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[Assistant] You have to consider too, where's their cap space right now because Tony Pollard is going to be a free agent and I think he's gone.


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[Assistant] I honestly think we franchise Pollard, to be honest. I don't think we franchise Schultz this year.


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[Assistant] A lot of people are saying let Schultz walk, let's see what these young guys have. And I honestly think that's something that is going to be up for discussion. Where does the franchise tag come into play here?


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[Assistant] And there's another question you need to ask Tyron Smith. He's been injury prone. He's really good, but he can't stay healthy. What do you do with him? So right here.


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[Assistant] To come up on my bets to, uh, satisfy all my requirements. And I think for this one, the requirement was for me to dress up as an eagle and get two people to say that eagles are winning the Superbowl.


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[Assistant] The problem also with this is that I could not find the cap.


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[Assistant] Uhm, those girls did mention to me that, uh,


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[Assistant] There's like some part that disconnects.


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[Assistant] And we didn't have that part that was supposed to make it so that, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Like, let's talk about the giants. Okay, cause y'all lost, lost. We just lost. Y'all got bodies.


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[Assistant] What were you feeling watching this? Were you regretting saying that Daniel Jones is your guy? Does this affect any of that?


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[Assistant] You can take this in a lot of different ways regarding Jones or Saquon or Jones or Saquon or both or I mean you can even get rid of both if you really think of it. It depends what they feel and how their cap situation is moving forward.


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[Assistant] It wasn't just the cowboys and giants who were losing playoff games this weekend, or this past weekend rather. The Bills actually lost as well. Brutal. Played a massive egg.


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[Assistant] Did you guys, perhaps, perchance, catch that game, and what are you guys' thoughts on that?


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[Assistant] You have a bunch of suitors that are gonna come in and just start taking over the top of the AFC East. And with Josh Allen's health, you never know what's gonna happen, especially with his physical play style. I don't know where you go from here. I really don't.


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[Assistant] First and two second round picks for Aaron Rodgers. Do you take the deal?


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[Assistant] I'm interested to understand what you guys think the 49ers are going to do in the offseason.


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[Assistant] Especially if Brock Purdy does actually perform well, maybe even makes it to a Super Bowl as a rookie, where do they go from here?


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[Assistant] Win the job and jam. Here's my question, Tom. You say win the job. Here's my question. How does management


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[Assistant] Superbowl? Won a Superbowl for us? How does management say, we know Brock Purdy just did all of this.


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[Assistant] But because we drafted this guy a little bit further ahead, he actually won the battle in a camp, so he's starting. Despite Brock Purdy winning all of this.


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[Assistant] There is one team that we have yet to get to who has advanced for the fifth year in a row to the conference championship. Pat Mahomes leading the Kansas City Chiefs. What are we thinking for the Chiefs chances here?


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[Assistant] Going into this, uh, conference championship game here. Did you guys get a chance to watch this playoff game with Mahomes?


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[Assistant] It's one of those ones that you're going to like regret, but at the end of the day, the Jags weren't ready. I mean, it's a heck of a season for them. You have your quarterback, you have your structure.


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[Assistant] Doug Peterson's the right coach at the right time. I don't know if he's going to be like the longterm answer, but right now I think you're in a very enviable situation.


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[Assistant] That is who they're not going to get because Dan Quinn has come out and I think I've said this in a previous stream. I'm not sure, but I think I said Dan Quinn staying because Jerry Jones is going to pay this man like a head coach and he just has to be a defensive coordinator.


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[Assistant] We're okay if Kellen Moore leaves, uh, not certain players leaving, we're okay if certain players leave, but


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[Assistant] Dan Quinn was what we were worried about the most. He's staying, he's solidified. That defense is gonna have the same guy running it.


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[Assistant] If you average all the games, look at all the games collectively, put it over 17 and divide, you will get a great defense, uh, that played this season.


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[Assistant] On that side, that was then thrown back to, remember when the Tennessee Titans had that throwback? He had a miracle. Yes, I honestly believe that's what that play was setting up.


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[Assistant] Why is it every season, our season ends in a stupid play, like the dumbest play of all, every season. What the heck is going on?


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[Assistant] Okay, you guys wanna- I wanna preview these playoff games real quick. Yes, let's preview- I have one more question to ask. Brett Maher.


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[Assistant] It's just like, bruh. Jerry Jones said he's vindicated. Something foolish always happens with this team.


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[Assistant] Like, not even like a little bit foolish. It's like...


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[Assistant] So this man set a record, a NFL record, no kicker ever. You understand what I'm saying? No kicker ever since the sport of football has begun. No kicker has missed four extra points in a game.


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[Assistant] That's Brett Maher. He's the only one. Because everyone else got pinched after two or three. Look, I don't even know. The other thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, like I said, there are a lot of things I would have done different if I were GM. Amari Cooper would still be on the team. Uh, and I honestly think


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[Assistant] If Amari Cooper was on the team, a lot of things would have gone differently in that game or over the course of the season, because what a lot of people don't understand is when you just have one threat, when you just have CD,


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[Assistant] Defenses can key in on one person. They can say, you know what, we're gonna, we're gonna stop CD. We're gonna blanket him so that he is a non-factor.


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[Assistant] That didn't happen this game, but he was able to get his yards, but I'm saying when you have an Amari Cooper AND a CD,


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[Assistant] That frees up so much for the QB, and you can see this play.


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[Assistant] On teams like the Eagles, where they have a Devontae. Yeaah, yeaah. And an AJ Brown.


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[Assistant] They got, uh, T Higgins and all these people. So it's just like...


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[Assistant] We need to help Dak out. It cannot be all on Dak.


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[Assistant] Until forever. So we're gonna have to get by that some way.


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[Assistant] But I don't think it's going to be the equals though. Like legitimately, I think the 49ers got something cooking.


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[Assistant] And I don't, I think they're going to limit the big plays on the Eagles.


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[Assistant] So I got 49ers, and I don't even know, honestly. But the way Joe Burrow has been playing recently, Joe Burrow is the best QB right now in the league, in the NFL. It's Joe Burrow. He's number one. And because of that, I think they make it to the Super Bowl this year.


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[Assistant] I got a sponsored video with the NBA. It's NBA rivalry week this week. So be on the lookout for that. We got a NBA free agent or NBA trade deadline video coming up soon, sometime next week. And we're going to be reacting to these, uh, these games this weekend as well. So be on the lookout.


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[Assistant] Well, I got hater's guide conference that came out Western conference should


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[Assistant] Uh, we sat in the lower bowl. We got access to the Delta Club, which is like the luxury suite area. They served prime rib off of tomahawk steaks for us. They had chicken wings. They had unlimited soda, unlimited popcorn. It was great. Like, let me, let me hype this up.


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[Assistant] I, I did, I only, I don't drink soda, so I only had, but I was really thirsty, so I had one soda.


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[Assistant] And then, they said that we were allowed to go on the ice. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yes, but there were some hiccups. There was some drama. So I went down to the area that we're in. We had, they did, MSG networks gave us credentials, but


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[Assistant] I got to the ice area and the girl was like, what are you doing down here? I was like, uhm, they said that we could go on the ice. Like, cause there's a whole bunch of people on the ice and I'm just, and she was like, I was like, I have press passes. She's like, well you can't just go on the ice. And then I was like, well, let me, let me wait for it cause Tree and, and, uh, Jeff, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he didn't make it down when I did because I saw an advantage and I took it. So I'm standing up against the, the rink and I see a guy, I'm like, hey, I'm just standing here. Uh, I'm waiting for my guys to come down. It's okay if I stand here. He goes, uh, you look really familiar. I was like, he was like, do I know you from somewhere? I was like, um, I am a YouTuber. He's like five points. So my man, Carter,


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[Assistant] You're good. Come on down to the ice. Got us out on the ice. We took a picture on the, on the face off dot and uh, it's all on Instagram. It was on Twitter. So it just ended the night perfectly. Carter was an awesome dude. We got talking to him about, he's a Ravens fan. We were talking about Lamar and all that stuff, which is a great segue.


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[Assistant] I love Thursday night foot an extra day of football. It is just an injury wait


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[Assistant] At the same time, I'm very thirsty for football all the time. So I will watch both games, enjoy both games. I will sympathize with the players and we'll always, and probably we'll side for them on every CBA from now on because they deserve it.


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[Assistant] They like to insert themselves into the game. That's number one when it comes to baseball is the umpire wants to make it about him. Gotta make it about me.


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[Assistant] And last, when I went out to meet Brandon, I learned that the Giants don't have a say really in the turf. I mean, maybe they influence now, but MetLife, the company, whoever owns


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[Assistant] So really the Giants don't have anything to do with it. Are we going to name these coaches by the way?


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[Assistant] I don't want to hijack, but Theo's in the green room, so can we do this coaches segment real quick? Why don't we just do it after? You want to do it after?


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[Assistant] Uh, today we have a mystery guest. Uh, I don't know if y'all know who he is.


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[Assistant] Alright, speaking of that, I will ask the questions and if you guys have your special questions, you can...


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[Assistant] Tell us about your rise as a creator, Theo. What did you start out doing?


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[Assistant] And obviously, you know, you, you kind of said you did TikTok, but you know, what do you do now? And like, how did you start off just, uh, getting into this business?


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[Assistant] What is your spiciest take of all time that just happened to be correct? Where you were like, alright, I'm gonna unleash a scorcher. This may be a little bit hyperbolic, but then it ends up being completely correct. Can you think of one where you just, you're kind of spitballing, but it was right in there?


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[Assistant] So you got to name all your hits right there. Way to gloss, Theo. What's your biggest whiff of all time? Where you're just- There's a lot of those. I did not see that coming. See, Theo, you don't understand.


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[Assistant] We're less than a month away from the draft. I know you do a lot of draft analysis, Theo.


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[Assistant] Alright, last question before we let you go, Theo, and thanks again for coming on. And I know that you're Theo Ash, not Theo Vaughn as the, uh, Simpson here.


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[Assistant] Comedic talent. Uh, who is the greatest draft bust of all?


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[Assistant] It doesn't have to be a 1-1. It doesn't have to, just someone that you just saw. It doesn't have to be old school either. In your opinion, who's the biggest bust?


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[Assistant] Alright, well B.O., you killed it. Thanks for coming on board with us and taking your time to be on Clickbait Sports. Uh, you're welcome back anytime, and uhm, yeaah, it was great having you.


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[Assistant] Alright, what is this next segment? What are we doing?


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[Assistant] That's great. Contestant number one. For me, we would go back to my den.


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[Assistant] Well no, there's a, there, I mean, I could be, but there's another part to it. Just, I'm, I am a bear, but there, there is, there's more questions you need to ask.


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[Assistant] Football cards and then trading them away. Like, I had the best football card that you could have and then I traded it to some panther or something like that. I just got rid of it. So, uh.


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[Assistant] The panther came up to me in the woods and I was like, here, you take this. And I don't like it. It's too big. So I traded down.


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[Assistant] Uh, wear on a date? I mean, I usually just wear my bear suit, but my favorite colors are orange and blue, uh, like them. And my favorite thing to do is lose to the Packers on Sunday. I love doing that. I just love losing to the Packers and, uh,


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[Assistant] And also, uh, losing in painful ways. It's been a long time. I'm not very good at winning anything, really.


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[Assistant] Little, uh, place that, uh, it's called the Second City.


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[Assistant] Good stuff. Alright, I owe y'all a punishment. I couldn't get to it because I was at Madison Square Garden. So, um, think of another punishment, boys.


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[Assistant] I cry myself. I've got to paint myself. Wait, you're adding more layers to this. I'm already wearing a bear suit.


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[Assistant] I have a video on the biggest stat vultures in sports where guess who scored the most empty net goals? Guess who has the most short yardage touchdowns without any long yardage touchdowns? Guess who's hit the most 3-0 count home runs in baseball and in basketball?


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[Assistant] Who has the highest percentage of their points come from the charity strider? Ooh, it's all there. It's very, very, it's these lazy striders.


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[Assistant] Not, yeaah, not for three of us. We're doing a raid. For three of us.


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[Assistant] We're, uh, pretending some off-season moves. We're gonna fix everything. Maybe you can fix everything!


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[Assistant] Staley could just lose his job by somebody better wanting his job. Now, I don't know if the, I don't know if the Spanos are gonna be able to compete with what Sean Payton's gonna demand monetarily, uh, but I think Mike McCarthy has the most pressure.


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[Assistant] The Cowboys need Jason Garrett.


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[Assistant] As our offensive coordinator and Mike McCarthy as their head coach.


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[Assistant] We interviewed him way back, uh, when you guys actually hired him, I believe.


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[Assistant] Do I, do I gotta choose the chiefs winning a Super Bowl to get rid of Andy Reid finally in the AFL?


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[Assistant] What about, uh, I would say maybe the most underperforming head coach in the playoffs is Todd Bowles. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hope the Buccaneers rush for negative 50 yards and lose to the Cowboys by 50 points.


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[Assistant] Or don't. No pressure. This is your choice.


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[Assistant] I say Andy Reid gets fired after the Denver Broncos buy the Kansas City Chief and use them as their farm theme.


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[Assistant] Paint me like I'm one of your French models, Jack. You can't run against the Niners. And if the Deox can't run, I don't think they can win.


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[Assistant] The battle between the two hippie quarterbacks. Long haired Trevor Lawrence versus long haired Justin Herbert.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, that is probably my personal type. I'm gonna go Justin Herbert there. Uhm, I can't. Did you ever see the meme of, uh, Carmella, Soprano, and, uh,


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[Assistant] But since Trevor Lawrence made it into a Sopranos meme...


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[Assistant] I'm giving him the edge to win even though sexually I'd prefer Justin Herbert.


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[Assistant] Lamar just put out this tweet talking about his, uh, PCL grade two sprain. Says he's got swelling in his knee, still inflammation. Uh, it's not stable. That's why he's not playing.


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[Assistant] I want to pick the giants just because the vikings are so unpredictable.


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[Assistant] I think we see a big JJ game. Big JJ game from Jefferson. 180 yards, two touchdowns, Vikings get their one good outing in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] They're gonna be all over. He's gonna torch him.


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[Assistant] Tony Pollard is going to torch the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] He's not gonna run so effectively against them, but I see two swing passes, so TP.


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[Assistant] Do I end it? Am I ending it? You should end it. You should just end the show.


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[Assistant] That's how you get that crunch.


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[Assistant] Well, I wanted to thank each and every one of you for being held hostage on this terrible


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[Assistant] He's a better comedian than me. Look, even that guy, Grace, Justin, you're right. Make it stop.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, there are two nominees. First, it is the Chargers and Raiders tying, so the Steelers can BS their way to the playoffs and get destroyed by the Chiefs. And I slowly died that day, it was terrible. And the second one,


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[Assistant] Is the Steelers drafting Kenny Pickett. And it was a beautiful day of the Yinsers waving their towels and


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[Assistant] It'd be amazing. It'd be brilliant. He's probably more as an imba-


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[Assistant] I would say my favorite non-NFL moment is a random kid going up to Bob Nutting, the owner of the Pirates, and taking out a picture that says, sell the team Nutting on it, and they take a selfie together. That was, uh, that was strong.


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[Assistant] You're gonna win against Tennessee and then you'll probably end up losing to an NFC style team in the wild card. This is how, we know how this goes.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with the Penguins blowing a 3-1 series lead against the Rangers, even though they shouldn't have had that 3-1. It was amazing. Shut up, Bob. And then the Penguins decided to keep the gang together, and now we are in the red lane. So, great.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go Shohei Otani, the legend of both the mountain and the bat.


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[Assistant] Baseball believes in breaking some random Yankee record is better than


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know, I mean, whatever, uh, Yankees, I mean.


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[Assistant] We got Barclay. Ooh, Pele would be nice right now.


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[Assistant] They lost to a Baker Mayfield that had only been on the Rams for two days.


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[Assistant] Tree, talk about your balls, talk about your best moment. Oh, my best moment for a YouTube channel. I would have to say probably buying a new house.


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[Assistant] I thought I did, yes. I thought it was the, uhm, the fanfic.


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[Assistant] I hope so. I hope you lose to Josh Jobs. I really hope you lose.


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[Assistant] This man is not Japanese. He's Mongolian. I looked it up earlier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. Tree, go. What do you got coming up? I've got State of the Tree coming out probably today or tomorrow. It's probably gonna be just from rambling.


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[Assistant] Yep. We got fatty bones from somebody.


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[Assistant] Thank you, brother. I mean, it's an anonymous dono.


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[Assistant] I am raising for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank because no yinzer deserves to go hungry this Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] He decided to do the genius move of throw for nine passes. Completed!


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[Assistant] While New York Jets punted 10 times. And let's roll over the tape. If you said correctly, the reporter gave him pretty much a softball question. Just like, hey, dude, I know the defense did play their hearts out. They only gave up three points. You had that rough punt return touchdown. Do you take any responsibility for it? I was like, no, no.


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[Assistant] And with that press conference, it just showed immaturity and just an unacceptability to take responsibility. I mean, that's standard. Justin Fields apologized to his entire team for how he performed in Atlanta. I don't think he really needed to. It's just, he was a little raw. He had some rough throws. That happens. But Zach Wilson did nothing. It's,


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[Assistant] He's been struggling big time, even though he's your second overall pick.


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[Assistant] Mike White showed flashes last year, especially against Cincinnati in that first quarter he played against Indianapolis. I think he deserves another shot.


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[Assistant] And I am going to praise this man to all eternity. Remember that coin? They said they have them losing this week, but they're going on a five or six game winning streak against legitimate opponents. And they're going to the AFC Championship game. And you know why they're doing that? They're doing it.


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[Assistant] Just to piggyback off what you were saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's, it's a weird question because you can grow up rich and have responsibility. That's like, it's the way you're raised.


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[Assistant] I mean, Steve Young is the weird person to come off as because his grandfather was Brigham Young and he went to BYU as well as Zach Wilson.


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[Assistant] Kyle Allen, former Carolina and Washington football team quarterback, former star of Texas A&M, who transferred at the last moment, Kyle Allen. Here's the thing, four good games since 2019.


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[Assistant] Davis Mills hasn't really been doing that well to be completely honest with you. He's made some rough throws. I mean, to be fair, it is Houston. He's gonna be a quality backup for a while. He'll start in like 10 years. It's like,


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that guy's still in the league. I forgot about Davis Mills. It's like the, you know, Gino Smith when he started again, or Derrick Anderson when he started again, or Mark Sanchez when he came back in the league. He's gonna be one of those guys.


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[Assistant] I'm disappointed in how he is. I thought he would have a better year, but he's not even getting balls past the line of scrimmage. It's just, they're all getting batted down. He's playing as poorly as I thought he would have out of college. And it's disappointing because I mean, like he had a solid 2020.


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[Assistant] He had promised in 2018, but like getting traded from Cleveland and playing on a shoulder injury just screwed him. I have a question for everyone.


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[Assistant] Sam Bradford was garbage. But Sam Bradford got traded for a first round pick.


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[Assistant] But that's like, but that's because the stealers kind of self-destructed on themselves.


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[Assistant] Bryce Perkins. He is the option because Wolford is injured too.


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[Assistant] But the problem is Aaron Rodgers has been making bad throws since before week 5. What? Okay, here's the thing.


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[Assistant] I'm still going corner because you can't guarantee Justin Fields is going to develop in that system. It's the same argument as how Chicago, people say Chicago should have taken Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes was never going to develop in a Matt Nagy system. He would be as bad as say trading your first for Rick Meyer.


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[Assistant] Back in 97. Whoa. That's how bad it would have been just because the Bayer system doesn't cater to Patrick Mahomes. And that's the same principle that goes on here.


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[Assistant] We're talking about the football. Uh, I donated 500 myself, but I'm at 1.3k.


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[Assistant] That Jets-Patriots game set offense back to the 1920s. It was bad.


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[Assistant] Are we talking light meat or dark meat? Listen, the world is your oyster.


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[Assistant] But Ham cleans up at the goal line. Turkey leg is Micah Parsons off the edge.


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[Assistant] But no, I'm not a human being.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're on the countdown. Please.


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[Assistant] Uh, sorry I wasn't here last week, but...


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[Assistant] I'm ready to talk about Baker Mayfield and the Carolina Panthers weird, weird quarterback situation today.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I gotta shout out my guy, uh, Ricky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was gonna say I've seen him like three times in the last couple weeks because we keep going to eat there. And it was during the Avzuh...


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[Assistant] Playoff run and every time he's like, if they win, I'm gonna super chat you to talk some trash to Scooter and his lightning.


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[Assistant] Here's SportsCenter's Top 10 Plays. And tonight they are all different angles of Aaron Rodgers tattoo.


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[Assistant] Here's a way to look at it. What's more impressive? Baker Mayfield getting the Browns to the playoffs and getting a win, or John Watson getting the Texans to the playoffs and getting a win. Equally impressive


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know. Who's the thing that's weird? And it's... Well, one...


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[Assistant] There are loyal Browns fans who will defend Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] But there are still a lot of Baker Mayfield haters out there, even for Browns fans, even though he gave them something they hadn't had in decades, right?


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[Assistant] The Carolina Panthers quarterback room. Scooter, you mentioned draft picks. So they have given up so far a second, a third, a fourth, a fourth, a fifth, and a sixth to assemble the room of Sam Darnold, Baker Mayfield, Matt Corral.


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[Assistant] What I wanted to say about like the, the Panthers is they've done a lot of weird and dumb things at the QB position. They've started.


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[Assistant] Cam Newton, Kyle Allen, Taylor Heinecke, Teddy Bridgewater, in addition to their current guys, they've paid QBs to play in other places.


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[Assistant] A lot of dumb moves, but I think Baker Mayfield is an upgrade over anyone they currently have on their roster. So the Baker Mayfield move to me is a great move for Carolina. It's just hard to sort of admit that when you don't trust what they've done in the past and


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[Assistant] Matt Ruhl is arguably on one of the hottest seats as a head coach this year, and I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] He's the guy to get, like Baker might just be going to his next bad head coach to play for. So it's kind of a, it's a weird situation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, even his rookie year was pretty good and that was with Hugh Jackson.


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[Assistant] If you were going to redraft that QB draft class, are you taking Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson number one with your pick?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, Aaron Rodgers, born December 2nd. This is an astrology tattoo. The Green Bay Packers QB is a rambunctious, Sagittarius sun with a passionate Scorpio moon and a hard-headed Taurus rising.


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[Assistant] I don't like to judge anyone for their tattoos. I like to look at tattoos for the quality of art and the job done. And this is a really good looking tattoo. It's actually a very fine line.


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[Assistant] I followed this artist after I saw this because his tattoo work is quite insane. So I think in terms of what you're looking at, it looks pretty badass.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just like putting, I don't know, like a Lord of the Rings tattoo on your arm or something like that. But I'm sure that Rogers, it has more meaning.


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[Assistant] I've got a solution that will make everybody happy.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Two football fields stacked up on top of each other.


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[Assistant] One is all time outdoor.


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[Assistant] The one underneath, you just have it as the roof above.


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[Assistant] Tell me that there's a flaw with that and I will call you an idiot.


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[Assistant] When I was typing in college football into Twitter, before I could get to the word football, it just automatically tried to get me to search for college girls.


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[Assistant] He looks good for his age. He looks like he has left hockey.


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[Assistant] Yo, shout out to Payo Time, make sure you check out his YouTube channel, give him a sub!


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[Assistant] Yes. Keep in mind, Tom is Bigfoot. Tom Grazzi is going to be at my house next week, which is kind of a nice collab punishment here.


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[Assistant] All we could do, we could do Tom Grosse wide receiver.


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[Assistant] Uh, 10 pass attempts, but I cover him, and...


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[Assistant] Uh, he has to score a certain amount of touchdowns, and if he doesn't, then we can come up with another punter.


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[Assistant] Uh, I got a video about ten players who are on the verge of being busts. That'll be up tomorrow. There it is.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's Georgie F? That's rocking a broncos hat.


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[Assistant] Oh look, it's the Packers run game.


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[Assistant] You don't disagree with it? Oh man. Hey guys, welcome to Clickbait Sports, where a lot of things are bad for our teams, except for the people we didn't expect it to not be to that, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, are the, have the giant succeeded?


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[Assistant] Expectations more than any other team this season so far.


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[Assistant] One. The Irritating Tree. Who did the Steelers just defeat?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the prettiest ugly win I've ever seen in my life. Uh, just watching Mitch Trubisky drain out the clock while Tom Brady could do nothing. And then.


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[Assistant] Let's get into Losersville. The rest of us. The rest of us. Tom Grassi, known Packers fan, struggling with his team for the first time ever? No, there's been, I mean, we've had losing seasons before.


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[Assistant] And Scooter Magruder who poked the bear on twitter saying the eagles were pretenders.


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[Assistant] Alright, I wanted to play a little game today because there's a lot of big name players coming back this week. It's called Better or Worse.


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[Assistant] Here's the scariest question for you, Scooter.


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[Assistant] At any point with the negativity, the backlash, do you ever just go, oh man, I gotta, I gotta back off? Or does it motivate you even more to just keep going?


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody did. Literally everyone. I had them winning the division. I looked like crap. Except for one guy poking the bear, and his name is Tom Grassi, and we have video evidence of it. The first day. What if he sucks? He's not gonna suck. He's still not. He's gonna fix it.


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[Assistant] After the show, Tom, I need you to give me that man's address. And I will be calling the police on him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta, I say, uh, eagles beating the cowboys. Cowboys losing.


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[Assistant] Because the, the Broncos play the Jets this week. So knowing that the Jets just beat the Packers, that really takes the heat off my Broncos if they lose. Like, hey, we lost the Jets with Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson at this point. So I like that loss.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was my other question. Your neighbor, Tom. Giants or Jets fan? Giants. Okay. So he likes going to a bar.


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[Assistant] We've got two Atonga Violoa coming back. We've got Taylor Heineke taking over for Carson Wentz. We've got Robbie Anderson now on the Cardinals. Uh, I wanted to do a little game or segment, whatever the hell we want to call it, uh, better or worse.


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[Assistant] Which I mean like, I don't know if that's the right angle. How much of an impact will these guys make coming back?


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[Assistant] Adam, I'm gonna start with you and you are going to take...


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[Assistant] Taylor Heinecke coming in for the commander's tree. Is he going to be better than Carson Wentz for the team? Ooh, Taylor Heinecke.


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[Assistant] Alright, Thomas Gracious.


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[Assistant] Uh, okay. Dolphins getting to a back. What does this mean for Miami?


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[Assistant] I was kind of talking about how the concussion thing overshadowed just like how well Tua was playing and how good the Dolphins looked and then he's gone and.


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[Assistant] Next to possibly DAC, uh, will be the biggest one.


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[Assistant] Now, I guess we'll go to Dak. Who should I ask about Dak? Coming back to the cowboy. Ask yourself, please. Ask yourself. Okay, I'll field this one, guys. Alright. Uh, Cooper Rush.


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[Assistant] I'm kidding. Go ahead, Scooter. What is the number one thing Dak brings back to that offense that you were not getting with Pooper Rush? And you can figure that out.


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[Assistant] Very specific. Michael Gallup or Noah Brown? Who sees the biggest uptick in production with Dax Returns?


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[Assistant] So tonight we get what? Cardinals and saints? Oh god. Wait, there's more?


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I am, I've been beaten down to having the lowest possible expectations for the remainder of the season.


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[Assistant] I have no optimism about the team right now. Everything looks bad except for the defense, which is very good. So I am in the exact spot I was last year, the year before, and the year before.


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[Assistant] When Russ is playing bad, everything just goes worse?


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[Assistant] Uh, I think like we're at a point though where people are getting over-criticized for stuff that wouldn't be criticized if they're winning. Which is always fun. Like what? Wag fire of social media.


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[Assistant] Well, just like this week and I ranted about it on, uh, my Broncos podcast today. Like Nathaniel Hackett's taking a bunch of crap for.


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[Assistant] Uh, having a conversation with Melvin Gordon this week and deciding to start him.


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[Assistant] So like Gordon was confused why he didn't play in the game, uh, after the first quarter.


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[Assistant] Which is fair. Uhm, he was asked about it by the NFL network. He was honest about it. And then he gets torn apart for being honest. Russell Wilson gets torn apart for not being genuine and honest. Nathaniel Hackett gets torn apart for talking to his player and listening to his concerns.


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[Assistant] And then telling the guy he'll, he'll start him, even though it's like, it's pretty clear.


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[Assistant] Melvin Gordon's probably your best option at running back, although like, I think Latavious Murray's not bad.


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[Assistant] They're not good. We're not getting 20, 30 yard runs from anybody. So we're trading eight yards for five yards, five yards for eight yards. Like I don't care. So we're just in a spot where no matter what they do, unless they start winning.


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[Assistant] Everybody's just gonna be mad and pissed off about what they're doing.


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[Assistant] So, I'm back at the point where I'm like, hey, Russell Wilson was good at one time, and maybe he can be good again. Maybe. If I wasn't excited.


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[Assistant] Do you ever see the trucks that are the cars when they're met?


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[Assistant] And at first you're like, that looks cool. Then you're like, that's probably a bad idea. Well, this is a good idea. Now if you're gonna, you want to try and get some, uh, I'm guessing autographed Russell Wilson auctions at Auction of Champions.


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[Assistant] Bet you can get some deals on it now. I'm thinking this, this bad boy. This bad boy.


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[Assistant] This was worth more five days ago. Uh, but my optimism, it's going to be worth a lot of money.


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[Assistant] in 2023 when this football team is amazing again. Auctions, auction of champions.


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[Assistant] You just use code clickbait if you auction for something or buy something.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I couldn't hear you guys. It was like, uh, oh yeah, yeah, you didn't hear the instructions. Read it out loud. A belated congratulations to the 2022 Stanley Cup champion Josh Manson, an alumnus of the Norfolk admirals, but the true reason for this


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[Assistant] Hey guys, there's still time to punish literally anybody else, cause I have to still eat a danger witch.


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[Assistant] That's the good question. If you're an NFL owner, do you actively vote out another NFL owner if it's a division rival and their team is always horrible?


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[Assistant] That's fine. Tom and I were trying to figure out who the, the votes would be in favor of keeping Dan Snyder. It might be the Cowboys, the Giants, and the Eagles at this point. They're like, Dan's doing a great job. These guys, they help us out every year right now.


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[Assistant] If we're still doing this in our 50s, right now, instead of, you know, 3,700 people watching, it will be five, and it will just be our own streams.


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[Assistant] I think more likely scenario is the NFL owners, well,


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[Assistant] They're so rich, they talk to Elon Musk and basically they have Dan Snyder killed, but he's just replaced with an AI version of Dan Snyder and nobody knows the difference.


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[Assistant] But the AI version starts doing all of this really great stuff.


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[Assistant] But they can't get the real Dan Snyder to do anything good. So that's why they have to have him killed and have to have him replaced.


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[Assistant] That's scary. It really is. I'm just going to make an AI Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, uh, I would just like to take a second here. Uh, Adam can be punished. Tree can be punished. No, not me. Shooter needs a punishment. It happened. Teamwork make the punishment work.


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[Assistant] Mmm. Well I guess I'll have a week of shorts of me eating the danger witch.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna just change shirts outside of there, don't worry guys. Although that's a pretty good idea. I did a two episode today.


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[Assistant] A NFL news episode. Check it. And I just uploaded Aaron Rodgers nipples as a short, so. Nice.


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[Assistant] Uh, Minnesota, the final drive there, Pittsburgh. If they had a kicker, they would have won that game.


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[Assistant] Uh, there were a few others as well. I think like Chicago was a game winning field goal again. Thanksgiving as well.


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[Assistant] So you have at least three, four or five games that you could have won if the script was split.


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[Assistant] Hawkinson was out for a while, Jeff Back, not Backus, um, Taylor Dekuta.


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[Assistant] I mean, that one, my most underrated part of that clip is the one Lions player is just like his eyes are just like lit up. He's like, say a name. I will hunt and kill them. It's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] How he does it honestly, if he exits, he should just go out in a crucifix and then just be lifted up to the sky. That's how you do it if you're Jesus at Red Rocks.


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[Assistant] What he's gonna do is gonna bring out Stevie Wonder, who's somehow still alive. He's gonna make him see again. You know, that's how Jesus works, man.


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[Assistant] I feel like he's just playing into it now. I feel like the ultimate irony would be if he doesn't have CTE and he just comes out to be just this massive asshole. I could really see that happening.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I think Trump would like that. I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, he can only play like three games a season. If he can't stay healthy, unfortunately.


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[Assistant] Remember Five, you wanted him in New York.


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[Assistant] Oh, RG3? Yeah, he RG3'd his life away. Andrew Luck, Andrew Luck. He lucked, yeah, he lucked.


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[Assistant] He was the quarterback before they drafted Josh Allen, and he brought the way for Nathan Peterman.


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[Assistant] I forgot. I mean, in probably a couple of months. It depends.


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[Assistant] Same here, like with, if we're talking like long term, this, it would took like years for me, but I didn't expect.


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[Assistant] Brett Keisel, that three pair defensive line, insanely underrated, great run stuffers, uh, could fill in a pinch like...


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[Assistant] Aaron Smith, like, was eternally underrated for his entire career, at least in my mind. So, I would say those stories.


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[Assistant] That's another thing. Well, I think the other center had cramps, so he should- Oh, he's okay? Yes.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I thought we need to talk about AB and Jesus and Red Rocks. Ooh, we should do that.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna ask you one question. Do you remember week two in 2020 when there was no preseason? Everyone got injured.


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[Assistant] Long time season ending injuries. That's why you need the preseason. Not only to look at young players developing and see if they can get spots in the practice squad or in special teams, but so players don't come in cold during games. Like even when you're like


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[Assistant] trying to get into a work you don't go full bore im your body, you're more prone is why you have all those week two or like througho weeks because your body' hard moves, those sharp c


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[Assistant] You're just in practice and warm up only does so much. So that's why I feel the preseason does have a big role there.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I think we talked about colonoscopies for a hot minute. We had a colonoscopy.


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[Assistant] Well, it just could just be a reaction to like just stomach or something in general. He got gout.


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[Assistant] As long as the stool is in black or red, you should be fine.


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[Assistant] Anything coming out? Well, I'm trying to write a script, but I'm-


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[Assistant] I'll see what happens. I'm thinking of maybe doing like a quick vid on Babe Ruth, the greatest every man that ever lived.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's what she said, right? But you can. You just, you, you need, uh, Novocaine.


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[Assistant] Because I wanna serve this off to the great urinating tree.


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[Assistant] Uh, this week, we saw Deshaun Watson get suspended for six games. Yes. Now he's not suspended for, well, minimum six games. NFL's appealing. The Dolphins got into a world of crap.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom Brady was a little bit involved. Hollywood Brown was speeding. But as soon as the Watson News came out, I can't tell you how many people referenced your Wheel of Punishment to me. Yes. It's like they want me to do the Wheel of Punishment. I'm like, that's Tree's thing. I'm not going to do it for him.


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[Assistant] Uh, the six game suspension is weird and that's why the NFL is going, is appealing it.


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[Assistant] And I think the thing that's getting lost here is the NFL did not decide this punishment. The third party arbitrator did, which is a new process they established with the last CBA. And this is the first time they've went through this process. Now, some are suggesting that


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[Assistant] The arbitrator is setting up the NFL to look like the heroes and come in and give out a fair punishment.


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[Assistant] Based on her finding, she said she thought the NFL presented enough information that Deshaun Watson was guilty of sexual assault.


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[Assistant] That he violated the collective bargaining agreement multiple times but there was only precedent for her to do the six game suspension.


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[Assistant] So now we wait and see how the rest of this appeal process works. Bottom line, Roger Goodell still has final say.


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[Assistant] He's appointed the person who's going to hear the appeal, which has to be somebody that's gonna think similarly to him, I would imagine. I don't know why somebody who has that much power would appoint somebody they don't think is going to side with them on how they want this to go.


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[Assistant] It's weird that Watson and the NFLPA didn't take...


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[Assistant] The NFL's offer of the 12 game suspension, $10 million fine, like.


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[Assistant] Looking at that now, it's probably gonna cost Watson more money if, like, if they take this to federal court.


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[Assistant] And he can come back after week six while it plays out in federal court.


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[Assistant] And then they don't rule in this favor, then the NFL could in theory suspend him from games in 2023 where he's poised to lose a lot more money because it's not all protected by the Browns or this


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[Assistant] It's protected for this season. After that, he's gonna give up more. I think there's some protection in the second year with the Browns, but like.


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[Assistant] You'll probably lose more than that 10 million dollars in games that he's not playing. And then the NFL would probably also be free to fine him on top of that.


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[Assistant] So, I think that probably another thing that...


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[Assistant] For the situation and that's what, uh, the, uh, Sue Robinson said based on his testimony that he didn't show any remorse. Uh, she didn't believe his testimony and, uh, it's just one of the things where he, it seems like


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[Assistant] He is sticking to his story just because he thinks that's the best approach.


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[Assistant] Or he might be a sociopath. I don't know at this point. To keep just like, nah, I didn't do nothing. So we'll see. On the main, I don't think it's gonna work


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[Assistant] No, I don't think so. I mean, maybe like one of my dumb friends was driving. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But, like, the fastest I ever...


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[Assistant] Getting to do like that acceleration, uh, cause I was like doing like a documentary thing on it, uh, that was pretty crazy. But I think we stopped at like.


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[Assistant] 70. Cause we only had a short runway, so there's no choice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but like how long, see, I think what we are missing from this Hollywood Brown story is like the context around it. It was in the morning. It was not like a DUI, which is huge. It's a good thing.


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[Assistant] Did he accidentally start going too fast for a little bit of time or is he just like going at 126? I feel like you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just want more context around it. And obviously the reason this is kind of a big story is just because of


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[Assistant] What happened last year with Henry Ruggs? Somebody freaking died by the hands of an NFL player, speeding. It was a DUI, so it's a different thing, but like, when you're driving that fast, your car's a weapon.


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[Assistant] Trusted veteran players sorta get that pass anyway.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know why Zeke has to like, so did he like come out and say that he was gonna do it or was he asked like why is he not gonna play in preseason?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of promising research, and there was a ton of promising research in the 50s.


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[Assistant] About hallucinogenics, about LSD, and how it has positive impacts for people struggling with depression, uh, and all sorts of things. And then the friggin' Nixon administration comes in.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I wanted, uh, to- well, I wanted to ask-


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, that's, it sucks. Broncos lose Tim Patrick. ACL tear. Yeah, that sucks.


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[Assistant] Just like he's a guy Broncos fans love and root for. And we're like, he's finally got a good quarterback. Yep. He's going to, so many people are going to see how talented Tim Patrick is. He doesn't get to play this season.


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[Assistant] Which sucks. But, we have decent depth at that position, I'm not super worried, but I wanted to ask Tom, because he put out a video about


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[Assistant] I think that's a big question coming out of Packer's training camp.


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[Assistant] Who are the guys, Tom? Where did you arrive in conclusion on that list?


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[Assistant] That's interesting, going back to Brian Flores here. And...


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[Assistant] I agree, the dolphins probably got away with something.


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[Assistant] But I have to criticize Brian Flores for when they allegedly tried to pay him to tank.


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[Assistant] And they had that sort of, uh, piece of, and that's not even evidence. That's one man's word against another man. And it's, it's why, like, the Ridley thing, there was evidence that he did it. It's easy for the NFL, you know, to...


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[Assistant] Oh man. Well, I mean today James Palmer made a big gaffe on television. What happened?


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[Assistant] And obviously, uh, that's in reference to, um, it's a Britney, uh, Griner and her sentence of what they just, nine years in the Russian prison.


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[Assistant] Which is just a horrible situation going on, so they must have had a conversation off air.


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[Assistant] Race. Car. Driving. Legend. Sir! Lewis Hamilton.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I've been listening to, uh, how much B.S. Hamilton is, uh, recently to the music.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's like, that's the attitude you want from your lineman though. You know what I mean? I think he's gonna be really good based only on his fighting so far.


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[Assistant] No. You guys need to keep donating to Tree, Scooter, and Tom.


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[Assistant] I've gotten so many tips on my Patreon hangouts for the D&D, and I may be bringing in some Patreon members to help me make some strategic plays during the game.


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[Assistant] Here's what I'm gonna do too, alright, because I'm behind on a punishment, so...


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[Assistant] Somebody else also suggested I have to dress up like the late great Al Davis. With his slick back hair, his sunglasses, the all white Raiders jacket.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so halfway through the show, I will switch from French, uh, shirtless, whatever, guy.


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[Assistant] And I saw the greatest football game ever. Yeah you did. Yes it was.


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[Assistant] I think my first thought was, oh my god, everything we assumed about Dan Snyder is actually true.


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[Assistant] That, oh my god, here comes a wildflower. Hmm, looks like a guy should eat. What's this? What's this guy got to say?


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[Assistant] Uh, only if I keep some body parts. It's all talk at the same time. Yeah, we love it.


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[Assistant] He used the exact same tactics to intimidate, uh, employees and the women making the allegations against the football team in terms of hiring, uh, private investigators to intimidate them.


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[Assistant] So to make the leap of him doing that for other NFL owners, not a surprise. Uh, what I really hope happens here.


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[Assistant] And I mean this, like, I really want all of the dirt to come out.


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[Assistant] I want multiple heads to fall. I wanna see the greatest change to the NFL landscape we have ever seen. Like, if he has this, this really good dirt.


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[Assistant] If there is, as long as there, the dirt's on par with, with him.


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[Assistant] Uh, it will be the greatest


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[Assistant] The best line from that article was, uh, them quoting Dan Snyder where he says that the NFL is like a mafia, everybody hates each other. And then the source responding to that was like, no, we don't. Everybody just hates Dan.


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[Assistant] Every NFL owner's like, uh, is, if, if what Brett Favre's been doing is illegal, we're all really guilty.


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[Assistant] See, I was gonna say he's actually the CIA. He's the, it's, he's the one owner who is so much more powerful than all the other owners that he can just come in and single-handedly just stop Dan Snyder.


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[Assistant] Like, this is what, 68, 72 billion dollars, like he's playing with like Bloomberg and Zuckerberg, these NFL owners with 5 to 10 billion net worth.


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[Assistant] No. He's like, he's like outside of them, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know if there's, if it's like good as CIA or he's like, uh, I don't know, he's like...


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[Assistant] I thought it was gonna be like a big deal on social media. Uh, I made a video about it. I think Adams is a good dude, I think.


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[Assistant] Guy ran in front of him, he kinda just reacts, pushed him to the ground. I think...


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[Assistant] We'll never really know the actual severity of the guy's injuries. If they are very real, if he actually had a concussion, it says


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[Assistant] If, if I was actually hurt, I would just want my medical expenses paid.


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[Assistant] Like, I wouldn't have filed, I just don't think I would have filed charges. I don't want any money. I'd just...


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[Assistant] Yes, I was at the Colts game where I saw zero touchdowns scored by either team for an entire, oh my God.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I think it was the least hostile crowd I've ever seen in my life.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it was just, usually, you know, you're at a game, you got fans of the opposing team there, like, in,


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[Assistant] The Broncos, they pack the house pretty well. It doesn't get overrun by opposing fans, but there's always opposing fans there, and there's always some trash talk. There's always...


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[Assistant] Whether one team's got a quarter where like they score a couple touchdowns, there's people in your section who just become unbearable. I saw two of the most undefeated, or two of the most defeated fanbases just like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Like, what are we doing here? Like, literally heard Colts fans after the game saying like, we won, but today everybody lost.


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[Assistant] All field goals, went into overtime, one on a field goal, a lot of great defense, uhm, a lot of sacks, a lot of picks, uh.


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[Assistant] Alright, this is what we're, this is what's happening this week. We're getting, we're getting Greg Dolcich, okay?


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[Assistant] We got a third round tied in. Nobody's ever heard of out of UCLA. Coming into the lineup, we're going to save the team. That's the first thing that's going to happen. Octavius Murray, going to rush for 180 yards in three touchdowns. Octavius Murray is old, but he does not have a lot of wear and tear.


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[Assistant] I have the worst red zone offense, uh, so it's like 1981 or something ridiculous.


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[Assistant] When it's not one guy's fault, it's definitely somebody else's fault. So you're not panicking yet.


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[Assistant] They're like, what went wrong? He's like, plain and simple, like, I gotta play better. Like, I'm not doing anything to help the team win right now. Set all the good stuff.


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[Assistant] Just get out of there. You're like, just get out of there, Russ. And then just have a little tap on the table.


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[Assistant] Is it his fault though, Brandon? Is it all Russell's fault? That game, that game, yeaah. He threw two horrible interceptions. Like before that, the one thing we kept saying was like, well, he's being really safe with the football. So.


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[Assistant] You take that away and things get bad, real bad. Any buyer's remorse.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think the Bears win this one 36-33 in the most entertaining Thursday night game of the season.


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[Assistant] I saw the Avs not having enough men on the ice and they still won. I'll tell you what I did not see was that puck going into the goal. Uh, I was fooled, like everyone.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I just thought like, I, I'm very insecure when I watch hockey because I'm like not super knowledgeable and so I reacted


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[Assistant] Thinking it went in and then was like, oh, it clearly didn't. I'm just an idiot who doesn't- can't watch the game correctly.


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[Assistant] And everybody, luckily, everybody was tricked. Everybody was fooled by that goal. And the poetry of it being Nas coming in to


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[Assistant] Oh, great posies, posies, and he gets injured, gets thumb surgery, two weeks ago, shouldn't even be playing, and he is the guy, the hero, the former villain turned hero, like a Star Wars caricature. That's what it was.


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[Assistant] And let's give Darcy Kemper some love for showing out last night. Lots of criticism, especially locally. People here in Denver were calling him the Trent Dilfer of goalies. The Brad Johnson of goalies. These hot take artists. Let me tell you something. Kemper played well.


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[Assistant] Go to, go to urinatingtreesvideo, uh, and make sure you like my comment that says absin5.


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[Assistant] When he predicted Tampa to win, and it's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Anything can happen in sports and I'm not going to be the guy who sits here and says that it's absolutely impossible for those jokes.


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[Assistant] Those jokesters, those complainers to go out and win three in a row against the greatest hockey team. Many are saying in the last hundred years, the Colorado Avalanche, so. Okay, listen.


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[Assistant] I don't know. All Gronk has to do to get into football shape is he just cuts his alcohol consumption in half. He just halves it and he's like, yeah, he's like, alright.


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[Assistant] Um, the Browns are exactly as good talent wise as the Texans were when he wanted out of Houston. Like Miles Garrett, uh, decides to just retire early. Nick Chubb leaves and free agency somewhere else. Denzel Ward.


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[Assistant] Uh, decides he doesn't want to play for the Browns anymore, so it's just like the same talent level. And then, sure, whatever else after that.


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[Assistant] The Browns obviously want to get something for Baker Mayfield, right? They gave up everything to get Watson, and now they can't get anything for Baker.


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[Assistant] Enough of Baker's salary to make the Browns happy. The Browns have like 41 million in cap space right now. They have the second most in cap space.


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[Assistant] So, I don't understand why they won't eat the majority of this contract just to get this issue off their, their plate, uh, unless they think they can convince Baker to actually play, uh, which...


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[Assistant] And, uh, there's a great, uh, article the Athletic posted with the timeline of everything that's happened. And you will just be scrolling for days and days of Dan Snyder and the Washington football team. They are talking to Roger Goodell. They just...


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[Assistant] Talk to Roger Goodell. And it was great.


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[Assistant] Even though Congress made a, half of them made a joke about it by asking him dumb questions about Dave Portnoy and others.


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[Assistant] The NFL did an investigation of the Washington football team and they're investigating Dan Snyder and the hostile work environment that was created there, which contains sexual, uh, well, there's now, there was a sexual assault allegation against Dan Snyder that's wrapped up in all of this that he paid $1.6 million.


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[Assistant] Uh, for back in 2020, uh, sexual misconduct, sexual harassment in the workplace, and


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[Assistant] And they are trying to learn as much about that.


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[Assistant] And essentially I think forced the NFL to actually punish Dan Snyder in an appropriate way. And in digging all this up is when we learned about Dan Snyder possibly stealing money from the rest of the owners, which is why like a month ago we're like, oh, this is going to be the thing that actually sinks Dan Snyder.


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[Assistant] And Goodell went and testified because Congress asked him to. Uh, Snyder refused to show up and now they are going to force him to testify.


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[Assistant] But had to end his playing career because of spinal stenosis. He was a wide receiver, not even a quarterback guys. So one think about Peyton Manning.


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[Assistant] But being able to run, that's who Arch Manning is going to be. The real, the real question is how many records will Arch Manning break in college? And also, I think this is strategic by the Manning's plan to take over the world. Each Manning is going to a different college.


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[Assistant] Therefore, they are building a fanbase in a new state.


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[Assistant] None of them ever played in Texas, so they get one of the biggest states now to support one more of their family members. They've got Ole Miss, they've got Tennessee, they've got Colorado, they've got Indiana, Indiana, Indiana, they've got New York City, the Mannings are planning.


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[Assistant] This only applies to clothing, basically, is what I'm reading.


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[Assistant] Shailene, Shailene, Sh- Had to bring you back, baby!


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[Assistant] So I have no idea who they'd be selecting there.


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[Assistant] What I want them to do is trade away that pick in an attempt to acquire a star. Somebody that will take him over the top. Maybe old Dame Lillard?


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[Assistant] From the Portland Trailblazers, can we get a guy who can shoot and stay healthy to pair with Nikola Jokic?


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[Assistant] Maybe even, uh, I don't know, Bradley Beale just declined his, uh, $36.4 million player option, wants to go play for a winner. Come to Denver, Bradley.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's been great. And they've been, like, they got into the postseason without Jamal Murray and MPJ, so...


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[Assistant] They'll be better just by getting Jamal Murray back, but if they can grab one more piece, unstoppable.


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[Assistant] Coolest name, also Napoleon is part of his name.


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[Assistant] It is Paulo Napoleon, oh my god, I gotta look it up, dammit. What's his full name? Paulo Napoleon James Boncaro. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh Tom, where was your PatCast banner? Where was that shown?


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[Assistant] Uh, I just dropped the, uh, video today.


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[Assistant] Little Abs coverage, a little Dan Snyder coverage, a little Russell Wilson coverage. Tomorrow I'm just ranking the QBs with Dom and then getting ready for the weekend, baby.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I've got the Alzheimer's Association, which, uh, we've raised money for. It's my personal leak.


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[Assistant] Trying to get to $25,000 today. So for every 100, I do 10 pull-ups. We've already done $185. So that's 18 and a half pull-ups I owe. I chose pull-ups because I hate them. They're really hard. So it's going to hurt.


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[Assistant] Uh, so donate through the links, not through the super chats, but whatever super chats I get, I'll throw in there, but just use the link below so I can track it, and uh, I can see how many.


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[Assistant] We get to a point where I can't do anymore pull-ups. I will switch to push-ups. I will switch to curls. We're doing a full body workout today. Gonna focus on the glutes.


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[Assistant] If the Patriots win the Super Bowl again with Meg Jones, I will make you a very


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[Assistant] Mac Jones friendly Super Bowl hype video. To make up for all of the shit I've talked about.


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[Assistant] This woman is trying to bring me down on social media. She's gonna say that I did these things during the massage. And that's the guy who gave Watson the NDAs. So I think at least one person there knew. Side scooter! Side scooter!


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[Assistant] Still more than the masseuses Deshaun Watson seeked out individually. Think about that.


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[Assistant] Never give up, two more reps, squat till you crap out your rectum. That's how you get big, man.


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[Assistant] I could literally beat Draymond Green of basketball because I can do this. I'm pretty sure that's accurate.


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[Assistant] I'll put a Bronco hat on too, just so everybody knows which team I'm pulling from.


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[Assistant] We're putting in the 300, so that's, we're, yeah, we're close. I'll get there.


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[Assistant] It's a cause important to my family. My sister works for the charity, so I vouch for how they use their money. Uh, really appreciate it. You guys.


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[Assistant] Welcome. We're here. It's Clickbait Sports. It's Thursday, 5pm Eastern. And that means it's time for Clickbait Sports to give you sports.


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[Assistant] Right or left, whatever direction that is. He went one for one on awesome YouTube channels. That's good sports, Mr. Brandon Perna. Cool, cause I have two YouTube channels. Damn it! Yeah, the other one sucks. I hate it. That's good for all of us.


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[Assistant] With a blue background, a blue jersey, which makes sense because his team always makes them blue. Mr. Scooter Magruder. Listen.


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[Assistant] And then finally, to round it all off, one of the best third basement pro- prospects I've ever seen in my life. He would, he was there, his whole family was behind the outfield, you just saw them towering over the stadium. There was a grenade entry.


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[Assistant] That's, those are good analytics. Those, those analytics are so good that the chargers are drooling over them.


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[Assistant] Alright, we got a lot to talk about already in the chat. The F's for Fitzpatrick.


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[Assistant] Which by the way, Brett Coleman scared the crap out of me because before the news broke, Brett Coleman posted something and was just like, man, he's going to be missed. And I thought like something happened to Ryan Fitzpatrick, but he was like, oh no guys, he's just retiring. It's okay.


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[Assistant] So yeah, we'll talk about Ryan Fitzpatrick. We finally do have a clickbait report to talk about. Very excited about, it's been a long time. Far too long. Overdue.


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[Assistant] Uh, we'll recap the baseball game a little bit. Did we have an agenda today? I'm just kind of like talking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, by the way, can we talk about this for a hot second? Because Tom Grosse knows a little bit about hockey right this second.


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[Assistant] So, I was looking just out of curiosity. First of all, hockey does it a little bit differently. They already sold tickets for the Stanley Cup in Madison Square Garden, and the cheapest nosebleed right now is $950.


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[Assistant] Let's see, Five, I was actually just waiting for a thank you because it seems like ever since I suggested that the Rangers play Go Go Power Rangers during a power play, they've been successful. Now, here's the problem, the Lightning can fire right back by playing Push Push Lady Lightning, another great song from Guitar Hero.


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[Assistant] You know, I think that this is gonna be a battle, uh, what we're gonna see today, but I think the Megazords could get it done.


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[Assistant] Followed by clickbait sports squid game. So. Yes.


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[Assistant] Charge the HD is what could have also charged the HD.


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[Assistant] Mac, also Frank Gore, also retiring today, but-


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[Assistant] I think it's, there's multiple layers here, right? Because, like, if you look, and I know, like, he didn't die, but he killed somebody, like, the Henry Rugg situation, like,


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[Assistant] There was avenues that he could have taken advantage of where he wasn't driving, right?


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[Assistant] You know, whether it is, you know, not to drunk drive or what have you.


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[Assistant] But I think there's always been this kind of lingering issue, especially within the NFL of like afterwards, right? How many players do we see that go broke? How many you see like play it because they didn't get good like financial?


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[Assistant] Uh, advice or anything like that while they were young and while they're players and you know, especially if you're like a running back or something, how quickly you can burn out in this league and then nobody wants you anymore. And by the time 25, you're not making any more money.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you're looking at in terms of like CTE or you know, injuries about, you know, trouble walking or trouble anything. So I think that


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[Assistant] There definitely can be more to be done for that when players do get out of the game, you know, resources that, you know, are at their disposal. Because unless you are unfortunately surrounded by like good people and good support systems,


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[Assistant] You know, it doesn't take much for you either to derail your entire career or by the time you're done with your career, be essentially back where you were as a broke college kid.


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[Assistant] But I think that's the right, I mean, how long did it take for the NFL just to even acknowledge that concussions were like a problem?


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[Assistant] I mean like, I know it's two completely different arenas and professions, but like wrestlers, like I just know that world a little bit, like wrestlers go through the same thing, like how many die of CTE or how many are again, like are unable to walk by the time that they're 50 or are broke.


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[Assistant] I mean like it's, it can be linked to a lot of like high fi- like physical sports in that again, whether it's financial sense or just being around the right people or you know, it's just their bodies again, you can only take so much of it before no more.


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[Assistant] Well, and that's the thing too, like the NFL is going to have no motivation to do so unless it's...


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[Assistant] I mean, look at the completely U-turn that they did.


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[Assistant] I think that's going to be the biggest motivator to do so, which again, sucks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't want to, you have to react, right? You can't like be like, oh, okay, let's be proactive instead of reactive. Like that is the way that they should be doing it, but.


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[Assistant] Again, unless something like kicks him in the teeth and says, hey, you got to do it. I think a lot, I mean, just look at anything that's trying to get done in the NFL when it comes to diversity or when it comes to different hiring practices and look at how slowly it moves.


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[Assistant] I mean, again, it's, I think unfortunately, you know, money is the main motivating factor.


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[Assistant] What, 109,000 to 1.7,000? That makes no sense, Brenna. What are you saying?


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[Assistant] I was gonna say Bills, just because like, that's where I, like they, was it with the Bills that he kept saying, oh he's from Harvard, Harvard grad, like he's a genius, like they kept on going with that narrative.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like with such an advantage because he was such a genius and I was just like, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Woah, not Ryan Fitzpatrick, he's a genius.


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[Assistant] I wanted to say one thing that has nothing to do with any of the sports that we've been talking about.


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[Assistant] But there are people that I see in these comments who have mentioned it before and talk to the gang, DM session, and we don't know when. It's gonna happen this summer.


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[Assistant] It will happen, and it is going to be glorious.


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[Assistant] 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. Perna getting sweaty working out what you've been waiting for. That rhyme was really stretched, I'm sorry about that. But you're gonna see Brandon on the monitor and give it a smack, oh yeah. Ooh.


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[Assistant] If we get 2,000 people like watching, literally all they have to do is like all five of our streams and that's 10,000. That was such a dumb deal to take, buddy. I love you, but that was...


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[Assistant] It's rock and roll. We'll see you next week for a wonderful workout. We're back, baby. We're back.


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[Assistant] Well, the Cardinals are not looking to trade him right now. This is Tom Palacero. Uh, the Cardinals have yet to make a contract to offer to Provo QP. Kyler Murray, who's agent, Eric Burkhart, uh, author of the famous word salad that came out a couple pride and prejudice inform the team weeks ago, he was pulling his opening proposal off the table.


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[Assistant] This is a super deep draft for receiver. So if you're a receiver needy team, it might make sense to go out here.


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[Assistant] And draft one of these players, but it also makes sense. If Devo Samuels is up there and available.


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't a team throw a first round pick for, for Deebo? If you could get Deebo Samuels for just a first round pick, why wouldn't you do it if you have the cap space? The 49ers are wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if, if Deebo Samuel was available in the first round this year, you would take him with that pick. So what's the difference between trading a first round pick for Deebo Samuel? It's just, you'd have to, again, pay 25 million. Now, Tom, I thought that you guys are fine. You guys sent Sammy Watkins today, so you, you don't need receivers. Sammy Watkins. Sammy Watkins.


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[Assistant] I'd be very careful. His production dipped in the middle of this year too. So this might not be the good time to get a contract for him. Remember when he talked all that smack to Shannon Sharp after that flatline invisible. So he's like, what have you ever done? I have a gold jacket.


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[Assistant] Metcalf would fit in perfect with a, with a squad that has a QB with a huge arm that can just chuck it. Like he could, he could just run Gose or Faye. Daniel Jones. Yeah, like a Daniel Jones type, you know, because, you know, the, the Giants wide receiver room is only $41 million next year.


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[Assistant] Gettelman is no longer the GM, okay? We got this guy named Joe Shane. Okay, he's, I don't think he's that dumb. Yet.