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[Assistant] You wanna, uh, you wanna come maybe make a punter salary up here, and then, you know, start a punter business, okay? Aren't you already rich? Alright, they already paid you enough, right? You just come up here and, uh, take shit for a salary payment, uh-huh. I'm gonna sign in, uh,


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[Assistant] Now, 30 interceptions, I don't know how many were deflections right from his guys dropping or whatever. Somebody tweeted me that there was actually 21 dropped interceptions too that could have happened by the defense. Somebody who really hates Jameis Winston


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[Assistant] Tweeted me that today and I checked the footage and unless it's from other years.


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[Assistant] There are 21 drops from Defender. So I don't know why that person hates Jameis Winston so much. He clearly has an issue with Jameis Winston. But I did get to where there was an extra 21 that were available. So that's potentially 50 interceptions in one season.


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[Assistant] I throw such a hard ball that nobody can catch him. Not even the defenders. Or my teammates. 5,000 yards is a lot of fucking yards though.


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[Assistant] I guess every, all the, there's a lot of those like dirt sheet, not dirt sheet.


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[Assistant] But they always say that he has a bad attitude and he'll like mock things and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Is he though? Is he ever gonna be successful? Here's a tweet I saw today. Here's a tweet I saw today.


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[Assistant] Uh, hold on. DeAndre Hopkins was unhappy with his contract, which is three years, $40 million remaining. Per Aaron Wilson, Texans weren't going to alter existing deals, so they deal them to Arizona and will have a chance to renegotiate the deal if you would like in Arizona. So I guess that's why DeAndre Hopkins won it out so bad. I guess he won it out.


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[Assistant] But I feel like the Arizona Cardinals won. They're gonna have to pay him, I guess. They're gonna have to repay him, but still.


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[Assistant] Give up David Johnson, who's potentially his best days are actually behind him now. He could come back in a big way because he's got a new place and got to prove himself or whatever. But I feel like they won that trade for sure. You get the Andre Hopkins. You get the Andre Hopkins. But I got this tweet. I saw this tweet. Um,


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[Assistant] Contracts players have earned following one season away from Adam Gase. Okay, so just one year out of Adam Gase's system. Just one year.


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[Assistant] Ryan Tannehill signs a four year, 118 million dollar deal.


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[Assistant] Devontae Parker signs a four year, forty million dollar deal and Kenyon Drake is going to make eight and a half million dollars next year. All of those people one year away from gays getting richer than they've ever been their entire life. Attention Jets fans, you want to make money or Jets players, get the hell out of there. Just get the hell out of there and go get broken. Leveon Bell, just go make money somewhere else even though you already got paid.


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[Assistant] Chill. I think there's so many different ways you can go there. For all positions.


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[Assistant] I'm intrigued, I don't know. Cause I, I do think that's something that doesn't get talked about is as you grow you can go in many different directions.


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[Assistant] Like that's when you get money, maybe whenever you get wiped up, maybe whenever you kind of have enough of football, you fall out of love with you. Like so you can either like just take your money and chill and coast and you see guys kind of fall out or you see the guys are like, all right, I want to be great at this thing and to go different.


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[Assistant] Direction. And when that's quarterback, that's a big deal because you're directly spotlighted.


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[Assistant] That's so real. Your quarterback's got to lead by example, he's got to lead by example. That guy is the leader of the team. Whether he likes it or not. That guy, he's making the most money, he's making decisions that players can't make.


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[Assistant] He is the team. If you find one though, you gotta hang onto him. Gotta hang onto him. Gotta hang onto him.


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[Assistant] And the Patriots somehow like trading with the Bengals to get that. Trade Gilmore.


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[Assistant] It would be so, uh, Belichick would be doing another press conference the next day. I didn't, I didn't even go to the con.


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[Assistant] He'd be, he'll, Joe Burrow being the next Tom Brady would be hysterical. And by the way, can happen. This is something that could happen. Humans could make this decision right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's two o'clock, we've been on here for about an hour, I think we should probably answer some YouTube questions, get into the YouTube comments, because we want this to be a very active show. We're on the YouTube, ain't that right AJ?


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, basically there's a lot of like fake trade rumors in here.


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[Assistant] A lot of people were doing fake ones, they said that Odell got traded, that was false. Uhm, but yeaah, I'll let you know if there are any questions that actually come in.


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[Assistant] I got a good one in my Instagram comments. This is for you. AJ Hawk. Evan, can you put that up on the screen please?


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[Assistant] Uh, Mr. RG, Mr. Underscore RG3, not Robert Griffin III, but Mr. RG3, asking the Instagram comments, were you ever asked to do head and shoulders commercials next to Troy with that freaking sexy ass mane?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you would have had like, what they would have said is if with good shampoo, you'd probably have a little bit of bounce.


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[Assistant] You know, I got a lot of bounce. When my hair was long, that thing had big old curls on it. I mean, it was...


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[Assistant] It was re- it was, it was very long. Came down the middle of my back, I used to have a long pony tail that used to hang out there. Did you know that?


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[Assistant] I thought you had good hair. I didn't know your hair was such shitty hair.


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[Assistant] So you did something and I'm not, you did something to your face. It looks a lot better than what it used to look like.


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[Assistant] But the fact that you had that long hair for Pat Tillman, that's a legendary story. I mean that's like a legend. That's an awesome story. I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of announced on the McAfee and Hawk show, your daily entertainment, youtube.com forward slash the Pat McAfee show. AJ Hawk announces that his hair was long for Pat Tillman, American hero.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, if you're going out and about and you're not worrying about the coronavirus, you're killing every old person on earth.


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[Assistant] I bet you, you've lived a pretty good life. You probably have a really good insider.


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[Assistant] Nobody's doing that, man. Everybody's telling me what to do on the Facebook in the, in the, to everybody knows. Everybody has an answer. Everybody, everybody's a doctor. You know, everybody's a comedian making fun of the Foxy's tiny ass little fucking legs. Everybody's a doctor when it comes to the virus, COVID-19.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? No, I liked the debate with no crowd last night. I didn't watch it all. No, I've seen clips. So I liked it without it, to be honest. And I was wondering, it actually made me think while I was watching it.


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[Assistant] Uh, my vitamins, it made me think, I was like, what will be sports be like? Cause I've seen a lot of practices. I've watched a lot of practices for things. Those can get intense. I don't know if guys sell out completely, but I think it would be intriguing with no fans for like a week or two and then people would get over it. I think people would be sick of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think like for the first week or two it'd be something that they're like, oh, this is kind of cool. You get to hear exactly what they're saying. Squeak, squeak, squeak, dribble, dribble. And then after a week, they're like, ah, okay, we're about done with this. We're about done.


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[Assistant] You think, you think they're going to do a long time with No Crowd and then kind of work its way back in?


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[Assistant] Like, think about that room, the people that actually have to make the decision. And they're like, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't think it's that big of a deal. Fuck, I've seen the swine flu. I've seen the fucking bird flu. I, this ain't that big of a deal. And somebody on the other side's like, this is a massive deal. Somebody's gonna, and what do you think? I think it's probably somewhere in the middle.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll go make one official announcement then. I wonder, I don't know, I don't know if anybody has a clue about what's going on. I don't think anybody has a clue. Somehow I thought things were getting better, and turns out, nope, things are about to get even worse.


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[Assistant] And it's like, this is something you know nothing about because you're literally confined to your own bubble. You're confined to your own bubble. Whoever you follow on Twitter, whoever potentially tweets you, that's your only escape and then bang, you're right back to your bubble. I don't think anybody knows anything.


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[Assistant] But then you'll hear one doctor say that and then you'll hear another doctor say, oh, this is all an overreaction. And then another doctor will come from the clouds and be like, we're not doing enough actually. And it's like, well, who's paying you doctor to say that and who's paying you to, you can't trust any, you can't trust anything anymore. So I'm just locking myself in my house and my studio and then hoping that I don't run out of toilet paper.


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[Assistant] I mean, carry out is cool to me, but if everything they're saying is true, like the last thing I want is a delivery motherfucker.


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[Assistant] They're saying carry out and delivery is available. I'm like, uh, I'd rather, uh,


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[Assistant] And then what? Lysol it too, pal? Hey, can you leave it at the front and Lysol the whole thing? And then I'll pick it up and then I'll hope the people that made it inside of that didn't do anything. I mean, it's like, when do you stop?


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[Assistant] Hot dog, but I wanted two hot dogs, one bun. Think about it. And, uh, that's what I wanted.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they gave me, uh, one hot dog, but two layers of cheese on it, and I think they spit in between the two layers of cheese.


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[Assistant] That was the first time I realized that people were probably going to be spitting my food a lot.


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[Assistant] Well no, they put two cheeses on top of each other stacked. Normally it's just one piece of cheese. And they put two pieces on top of each other stacked. And I was like, well that never happens.


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[Assistant] Why would they do that? And then I saw like a little softness in the cheese. I was like, oh, they spit in there and then I just ate it. I was looking to get more meat. Turns out I got a little bit more disease.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna escape. I mean, I'm Dufresne. I'm Andy Dufresne. I'm coming through. I don't know what they're gonna do. Are they gonna pull me over and lock me up? Be awesome. That'd be awesome if I get arrested for wanting to entertain people during a quarantine.


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[Assistant] Well, if people have money to buy t-shirts, you know, I mean, that's, that's the real question in this business world that we're currently in right now is will anybody have anything to do anything if this is shut down for two, two months, they're saying potentially?


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[Assistant] I mean, think about it. No more than 50 people are allowed to be gathered together for two months. You know how many businesses operate with a bunch of motherfuckers on one floor just in one over there? None of them are allowed to go to work. Like, what's supposed to happen? I don't understand how the world's supposed to just shut down for two months. This is insane.


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[Assistant] Imma pass away somehow, by the way. Something's gonna happen to me at some point.


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[Assistant] You know what, that's a lot higher than I had been saying and theorizing about for a long time, so I'll take 43 to be honest with you, but I'll go out somehow, but whenever folks get old, back in 2020 when the coronavirus came out,


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[Assistant] Anything else you want to say? Do we have any questions from YouTube? Oh yea, there was one question from, I think, his name was Don. Is there anybody watching the show? Oh yea, lots.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah, usually you have to like warm them up and ask for questions. They're just getting like their, they're like their, uh, what do you call their takes? Their one-liners. Yeah. Any good takes? Any good takes? Uh, there was one that was actually pretty funny. It was like the Chargers have an edge playing against an empty stadium because


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[Assistant] Good show. I thought they had a pretty good show. I mean, it was awkward, but it was a good show. But the joke was, oh, they seem to perform pretty well. They're used to nobody reacting to anything that they do, or something like that. But good joke, good joke, good joke. I don't want to take away from that guy. But it has been used about 4,000 times.


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[Assistant] But it's comment section, so I shouldn't expect elite stuff, it's just... Just kidding, I didn't see it. I didn't see it though, so that's not me.


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[Assistant] So that was the first time you started? Yeah. Oh, so I just kind of buried that moment. I'm like Mel Kuyper in my fucking draft day. No, no. Yeah, that's on me. That's my fault. Good joke by that guy.


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[Assistant] Dare Zeno Cardinals won free agency thus far. Then whoever lands Tom Brady, they won free agency. And then uhm,


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[Assistant] They also want free agency. And then, uhm, yeaah, that's how I feel. How do you feel, AJ?


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[Assistant] He goes down there to Tampa Bay, it's Mike Evans and Tony O'Brien, Josh Gordon, they also have that other guy.


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[Assistant] Chris Godwin. Bruce Arians. Clyde Christensen.


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[Assistant] Nick, uh, a West Virginia guy, he was just in the office, got signed with the Raiders. Oh yea. Did he think about that? Oh did he? Kwiatkowski. Oh yea. Kwiatkowski.


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[Assistant] He's tall, dude. This dude's like six foot four. You know who this guy is? Yeah, where'd he play in college? West Virginia. He's got a brother too that plays, I feel like. I don't know his brother. I know him. Nick Kwiatkowski. He just signed to who? The Raiders? Yes.


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[Assistant] Hey, he's a big tall guy. He went from being a special teamer to a starter basically for the Bears. How much, did he say how much he got paid? Oh, not yet. Happy for him. Good for that guy.


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[Assistant] Did you hear what Ty Schmidt said? Owner of the Packers, what Ty said? Yea, he should have overreacted. Patton's a fucking stooge.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know. Hold on. Now that's my moment with him when I get introduced to him. Cause Johnny Manziel was finally having a good half of football. He finally played a good half of football. He was rolling out of the pocket. He was throwing. It was a good, it was a good half of football. Finally, they interviewed Mike Patton and he goes quarterback has to learn how to stay in the pocket and throw the ball.


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[Assistant] They went out and got slaughtered in the second half, and they didn't let Johnny Manziel run. I was like, well, this Mike Petten guy has no idea what he's doing. That's good. He's really looking out for Johnny Manziel's success. But turns out, nobody could really help Johnny Manziel from the makes of it.


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[Assistant] He's really good, I guess. Baker Mayfield adds an incredible, another incredible type. Don't they have, uh, Njoku?


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[Assistant] They got Odell Still, which is potential trade option or trade bait if Andrew Barry wants to get rid of him and start over.


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[Assistant] Uh, you got Jarvis Landry. You got Kareem Hunt on a second round tender. He was just, uh, placed under that. And you got Chubb back there as well, right?


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[Assistant] I didn't even know the guy existed. I mean, I didn't even know he existed. And anyway, everybody said he was him and Salah getting the head coaching gig and they play against each other and Salah just literally took his pants down.


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[Assistant] And just beat the hell out of him. And then they hire the Stefanski out like the next day and I'm like, Andrew Berry though, I trust Andrew Berry, the GM. He was with the Colts. I, I think he's a very smart guy.


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[Assistant] So if Andrew Barry's making decisions, until further notice, I am on board with him because I like him and I trust him. But!


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[Assistant] The Stefanski hire, I have no idea who the hell he is. I have no idea. And will they ever be good? No, it has a clue. It just seems like that team's inevitably gonna stink at all times.


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[Assistant] Rest in peace to that dog though. Rest in peace to that dog. What's the name of that dog? Aww.


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[Assistant] The worst part of every movie is whenever you see a passed away dog, don't just show it to us for an hour here. Get the hell out of here.


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[Assistant] That was a bad decision. That was more of the Browns being the Browns, but Swagger. Andrew, Swagger's the name of the dog. Rest in peace, Swagger. Obviously a good looking dog, but Andrew Barry, the GM, was not a part of that decision, and I'm thankful for that.


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[Assistant] What do you want me to say, Zito? Uh, one last question if you want it. Yep. Uhm, with, uh, NFL training staffs and conditioning coaches, will they now use CBD, THC vitamins remedies now that they won't be testing, you think? Uh, well, I thought it trainers use CBD and vitamins in the


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[Assistant] Towards the end of my career. I mean, 1984, I don't think it had to go back then. But boy, those used to be very easy to attain.


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[Assistant] Anyway, those were good times. Those were good times, my friends. Those were good times. I can see how it could cause a problem, but those were good times.


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[Assistant] Can't win like that. You're playing against, uh, you're playing against humans in the late, especially 17 game season. Oh my God. Oh my God. Green Bay Packers are on a direct arrow down because of this. This is a big deal. This needs to be talked about more.


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[Assistant] Not if they make it to the NSC Championship. That's why, I didn't know they made, they probably go to the Super Bowl. They probably go to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] George Kittle's just like, went bang, see ya, ha-pomp-pomp. Running back, just running right through the thing.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if they're like that with Tordo anymore. I've been removed for three years. I mean, it's a whole different animal.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. But Hayden Hurst was the long haired guy, the pitcher that could, he, this guy, this poor fucking guy. Listen to this, this Hayden Hurst guy. I feel so bad for him. He was drafted like first round baseball, right? Yeaah. He could throw like 95 or something like that. Very high. Very, he was, he was like this big draft prospect in baseball. He could throw like 95, whatever.


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[Assistant] Dude couldn't throw a strike once he got drafted. Couldn't throw a strike. Got like the yips for baseball. Could still throw it fast. Could still throw it as hard as... Just couldn't find the fucking strike zone. So he had to quit baseball. And then it became a tight end. If that's the right guy.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. You work your entire life to build up that arm, you get drafted, it's your time, and then no matter what you do, that son of a bitch just won't go from chest to knees right there. It just won't do it. That would be so frustrating. I would be so angry at the world.


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[Assistant] I do that a lot now too. Go straight to tight end. Is tight end the easiest position to play?


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[Assistant] I just wanted to build it up, make it hilarious. That's all. I do it with most guests of my show, if I know anything about the person.


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[Assistant] I don't, just, just when you're sitting in like their English class in your living room.


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[Assistant] Me too actually, but there's an entire window between me and the other four gentlemen that are in this studio.


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[Assistant] Now they might be on top of each other, but the distancing that we've done for each other here is incredible.


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[Assistant] No, just in general. Can you speak to a 7-year-old, like a regular conversation with a 7-year-old? Like, hey, what's up? Oh nothing, I'm a little bit tired, I had this for lunch, how about you? Oh nothing, I'm doing okay. Does that happen with 7-year-olds?


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[Assistant] Look at our office gets it. Bingo. Would you ever let old Uncle Pat teach a class over there? Just kinda Skype me in.


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[Assistant] The kid that was selling pumps of hand, hand, uh, sanitizer. Love that kid. Absolutely love that kid. He had a hand sanitizer thing. He was charging 50 cents a pump.


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[Assistant] He's miles ahead of that grade anyways, you should just move on to the next grade. Kids already beat the game.


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[Assistant] That kid's charging for pumps of hand sanitizer. Let's assume he understands enough to move to the next grade. Just get his ass up. What a hustle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but my conversation with the teachers would be tough. Tough. Like, uh, we have to suspend him because he was selling. I was like, suspend? Don't we think we should maybe promote this kid? Like, this is, this is, how much do you guys make?


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[Assistant] A year. Okay, let's do the math. How many pumps does he have to sell to make what you make a year? And this kid's in what, fifth grade? Get the fuck out of here. This kid's a genius. Get him out of here. Alright, let's end the show.


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[Assistant] Uh, to our Instagram posts about it. I have an Instagram post about it. Put your questions in there. Put them in the comments going on, uh, going forward and your, your motivational speech for our listeners to come back to McAfee and Hawk, a sports show tomorrow.


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[Assistant] It was a good run. Uh, thank you all so much for watching. Have a great day.


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[Assistant] I was told 35 minutes ago that Tom Brady signs tomorrow with Tampa Bay. He had made a decision and talked to Tampa Bay yesterday. He was willing to resign with New England, but the, but he watched Stefan Diggs and Deandre Hopkins go to other franchises and then called Robert Kraft an hour and a half later and says, I'm out. I'm told Tampa is a choice and he will sign tomorrow.


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[Assistant] This is the best part. This is not a football source, it's an icon source. And somebody in Tom's stratosphere that knows Tom and who is a famous person.


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[Assistant] Do you believe in football sources or idol sources?


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[Assistant] Jason Light has been known to lie. Remember he lied that he didn't have the Jason, James Winston burner account?


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[Assistant] What if this conversation takes down the Ohio State Buckeyes?


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[Assistant] Clay, what about your, uh, your follow-up tweet when you kind of co-signed with Gurley on the fact that the Rams may be a little late on some payment to both of you guys. Is that true? Like, do they owe you money on a certain date?


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[Assistant] Could it be right after the draft? Could it be in July? Like do you have any clue?


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[Assistant] What's up, Pat? It's good to, good to be with you on Friday. This is our fifth show together already, consecutively. So yeah, it's, uh, we've already made it longer than you thought we would.


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[Assistant] I mean, does anyone have a whole lot to do right now? I mean, you can't, what, New York just went on lockdown, LA's on lockdown, there's not a whole lot going on. I think this is the safest thing we can do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is my name, but uh, who is the one that got the ball rolling about doing this show, Pat? Was it you or me?


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[Assistant] Why don't you respond then? I still, that's why we gotta clear it up on air that if we're gonna do a show tomorrow and Sunday, like I wish you would have responded. I know you got a thousand things. You're eating spicy peppers. You have 10 shows, but I thought maybe you'd say yea or nay.


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[Assistant] That's good. A subtle jab at me in telling us that your mom loves the show. I get it. Well, you know what Mrs. McAfee? I know some of her different beliefs going on around the world right now. You know what? I am with you Mrs. McAfee. I think you're doing great things right now.


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[Assistant] Is that real? Dang. That's a real- that's all whiskey? Is there any water or anything to mix it with?


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe I'll check it out during this time of quarantine, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It's a good movie. I knew you wouldn't, you knew what your best friend likes. I knew you wouldn't be stumped on that.


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[Assistant] Yes, I have talked to with Aaron about you, Pat, and of course he likes you just like everybody else does. Mine is your mom.


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[Assistant] That's good. There's some NBA players that are legit golfers. Uh, Ray Allen was there, right? Ray is a stud golfer.


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[Assistant] Pat, aren't you the new age Rust Belt guy because you are, you're, you have this grit, this toughness about you, you're grinding, you're always working, you're jacked, but then you're also a man of the internet, like you are the man of the internet, pretty much.


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[Assistant] I think you know the answer to this before you even finish it, but continue.


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[Assistant] If, uh, absolutely not. That was not exactly my style. There was other people that do it. The best was, I'm sure you, you probably did it when you got announced the one time. Don't you, you give your helmet to a trainer to have him run with your helmet so you can run out with your


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[Assistant] Well, for home games, it rotates offense and defense. So you know, one home game is offense, next one's defense. But no, they told us the order that they would, we would be announced in. And if you wanted to do something, you could, but Green Bay wasn't really that.


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[Assistant] Kind of spot, but what was fun when the offense got introduced.


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[Assistant] My first two years hearing the pop as you say in the wrestling lingo that Brett Favre would get was obviously astronomical. And then Aaron, probably even a bigger pop.


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[Assistant] Okay, well Eric Ebron can be that guy for you. Okay, I would imagine the Yenzer's opinions may change for Eric Ebron if he all of a sudden catches 11 or 12 touchdowns next year. Don't you think their opinion may change just a titch? Rustboat folks aren't scared to change their opinion.


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[Assistant] So, he has to prove to you guys that he is a Rust Belt guy.


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[Assistant] Your franchise quarterback retired. What do you expect? He had a monster year the year before this and all of a sudden like revived his career and ended.


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[Assistant] Really? Okay, well good. Ben's been a durable guy for most of his career.


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[Assistant] If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Is that what you're saying for Ben Roethlisberger as far as his


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[Assistant] Did that motivate you? Would, would, like, let's say in the offseason, say you got a little bit out of shape, would that help motivate you when it was time to get back in shape? Like, alright, here we go, we gotta get back into it.


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[Assistant] Why would your body fat percentage have anything to do with how you punt the ball?


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, for punting the ball. Yeah, I agree. That's why you're always, always still doing squats. That's like your power center. That's where you, what do you say? You have a cannon attached to your hip.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might need to go down a little bit deeper if you want to get something out of that.


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[Assistant] How many of these videos do we have on old Timmy Tebow? Unlimited.


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[Assistant] He looks like a male model playing baseball.


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[Assistant] They should, they got the Falcons, Panthers, Saints in their division, who, I mean, we know the Saints are going to be good, the Falcons, we're not really sure where they are, and the Panthers, with Matt Ruhl coming in and Teddy Bridgewater, like, doesn't it, don't all signs point to them cruising through the South?


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[Assistant] First off, it's a whole team. It's not just Drew Brees. The fact that Drew Brees is back is why I said the Saints are always a force. They're gonna be there, but I just think with old Tommy Undercenter, possibly Antonio Brown, Josh Gordon maybe coming on board. Hell, Todd Gurley, they could sign if they wanted to. Melvin Gordon, they could go after him.


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[Assistant] My bad. Yeah, Gurley's with Atlanta, but that's what made me think Melvin Gordon. Why not go pick this dude up? He's still on the market. Just signed with the Broncos.


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[Assistant] And like you said, their defense is legit. If they had a, if they had a.


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[Assistant] Uh, below average to poor defense, then I'd be kind of worried for Tom's chances. But the fact that their defense can play at a really high level makes me think like, why not? Like they were, Jameis was very, very productive at times, but he just threw too many interceptions. It's safe to say Tom Brady is not going to throw 30 interceptions this season.


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[Assistant] I really hate it. I really, really hate it, guys.


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[Assistant] I'm all in on Jared Studdum. Don't even, don't even bring him up, cause he's gonna be better than Brad. He is a stud, Aaron, so stud, ham, stud, ham, studdum. Picking up or putting down.


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[Assistant] I got a love or hate for you, Pat. Alright. So Darius Slay's traded away to Philadelphia and he comes out right after he's traded and says he lost all respect for Matt Patricia. It sounds like while he was still at the facility playing for the Lions, how do you feel about players leaving a team and instantly kind of bashing the staff or even players on the roster?


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[Assistant] No, it may happen naturally a little bit, but what kind of information can you turn over to another guy that you may be facing the next year that's going to actually be beneficial? There's not really anything. You could hand him the playbook and be like, here you go, bud. You don't know when, where we're going to run any of this stuff, but you're still going to have to stop us. Like you can't really give a whole lot of information to say, Hey,


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[Assistant] Yeah, our tackle, yeah, he likes to, he likes to set back. So you're going to want to go and shoot your hands early and try to start with a bowl and then everything comes from your bowl rush. Cause he likes to sit light in his stance and, and he doesn't like being bowl rushed. Cool. I can watch film and see that it within six plays. So like, it's not going to really give you any groundbreaking info. Yeah, but then you don't have to watch film.


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[Assistant] These Feel Good Friday shows are, I don't know. I don't know if they're gonna last.


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[Assistant] In the UFC they say, oh, well, people do that in UFC. I'm like, no, in, in the UFC, the ultimate fighting championship. It's almost like when people say the Mac conference, oh, the mid American conference conference. Is that what you're talking about? Because it's just the Mac.


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[Assistant] Sounds like AJ only wants us to chant his name.


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[Assistant] USA is a great channel, you can do that one if you want. But it reminds me Pat, you'll ever hate this when you're speaking of mayors. Say there's a big rivalry game happening or a big playoff game in the NFL and the mayors bet like


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[Assistant] Good for you. Well yeaah, I thought that the one time I have been on those bird scooters, I'm like, man, these things go pretty quick and we're riding in traffic, stopping at stop lights and everything. So many people have to get hurt on these and killed.


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[Assistant] Release the bill. I didn't know that's really a thing.


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[Assistant] He doesn't stream it live on YouTube right now though. Is that why?


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[Assistant] But he's always worried about being demonetized, that's why they don't play videos a lot and so, like, they don't play all kinds of stuff. Well, he respects the copyrights.


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[Assistant] I thought for sure you would know the rules being an internet sensation.


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[Assistant] You can't win. If you're a celebrity like that, you can't win. When people just assume that they have 400 million dollars in the bank, like, you can't win.


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[Assistant] I wonder if they all, do you think all of them sang the full song and then someone went and cut it up or did they send each person? No way.


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[Assistant] The best is, what I do love is all the celebs that were left out of the video that are so hurt right now and disappointed, but they're trying to act like they're not disappointed that they weren't asked to do the video.


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[Assistant] I mean, I thought I was the guy that got pegged as the person that hates a lot of things in different situations, but I don't think that's the case.


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[Assistant] Pat, what were they trying to be? Weren't they trying to be that video that Michael Jackson did?


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[Assistant] I mean, that is, that is the A-listers. No, that's a, that's a redo. I'm talking like the original. It was way back in the day. Michael Jackson was one of the main dudes. That was all A-listers standing on, like on stage together. That one was legit. I guess that's what they were going for in our quarantined life right now.


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[Assistant] I'd have to go through the catalog of songs that I like, but I don't think I can picture a song that would make me want to do that.


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[Assistant] You ever watch that Metallica documentary they did when they were going through all kind of issues with the band and they brought like a psychologist guy in or psychiatrist?


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[Assistant] That's a good one. That was very good. I gained a lot of respect for the Jonas Brothers after watching that.


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[Assistant] You discovered this, I guess, somehow. We had a FaceTime chat yesterday where Pat got very uncomfortable when I put a couple of my young kids on screen with him and you watched Pat clam up quick. Don't, don't put a kid in front of him. Don't do not do it. Pat is just instantly just hatred in his eyes. Like what are you doing? These things should not be around me even on a phone.


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[Assistant] They're all, they're all fans of you, so you can't do any wrong in their eyes, these young kids. That's even worse. We were talking about something, and somehow you brought up


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[Assistant] Tried it, eyes exploded, couldn't do it, so then right then it clicked in my mind, alright, I'm gonna take little tiny bites.


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[Assistant] The microdosing thing, obviously I did not create microdosing. I'm sure it has been around for a long, long time, but that's, that's kind of what I did, I guess.


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[Assistant] I mean it's fine, it's nothing great, it's nothing special, but, you know Pat, like I-


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[Assistant] What do they do for little kids? You know now like little kids, they'll start feeding them peanut butter at a young age, little doses, so they don't develop like a peanut allergy. That happens.


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[Assistant] 15 days, whatever's going on, there's lockdowns, and then we're gonna readjust and see what the numbers look like.


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[Assistant] No, I mean I could feel it each time that I would test this theory out. I could feel my eyes would just either explode or sometimes it would just get itchy and my tongue would get real itchy and then now I got nothing. Now it's nothing. My eyes may get a little bit red if I eat it.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm, I'm talking like maybe the first, first year I would eat a quarter of the shrimp, a quarter little piece of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, early on I did, probably through the first 18 months, of course.


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[Assistant] So much work, man. Crab legs, crab legs are the most amount of work ever for the least amount of. Yeah, but it feels good when you


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then you're like, alright, cool. Only 74 more crab legs and I'm gonna be full from this sitting. And I'm gonna pay $6,000 for this meal.


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[Assistant] We can't, yeaah, I mean we should definitely have some guests on the show. It's kinda hard sometimes with all the...


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[Assistant] To try not to speak over each other. That's what we're dealing with now on TV. When all these people are coming in remotely, it's kind of tough sometimes to figure out who's going to talk and when.


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[Assistant] I want to see if this continues, if this demonetization happens more.


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[Assistant] I mean, I get it. I understand that's very considerate of you to do, but the way I look at it, if I haven't texted somebody back, then I'll get back to them later. What do you mean? Like nothing is urgent. There's nothing really urgent coming in through text.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he's good. He did the rounds too, going on a lot of different podcasts to promote it. Yeah, it's good man. Burt is Burt.


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[Assistant] He's unique, a unique character that you don't really come across very often. Like how many guys you know do stand up shirtless every single show and film a special for Netflix? Shirtless.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I couldn't do it now, physically, but I would have done it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's definitely a good thing if the XFL remains for the NFL because there'll be some guys that.


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[Assistant] Have, uh, spent some time on NFL teams as you see when you watch the XFL. I know you commentated as a sideline reporter for the first game there. Spoke to, er, all of our luck on the sidelines. No big deal. We're just getting the biggest guy.


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[Assistant] On camera, but yeah, it's another extension of college football to try to, I don't know. Some guys can work on some stuff to get better or they can get noticed by NFL teams and hopefully sign.


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[Assistant] But, I heard they, didn't the uh, the Chargers offer him something around 10 million dollars a year that he turned down?


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[Assistant] That's out there, like that's, I don't know if it's true or not, but it's one of the things that was out there that before, like during his holdout or before, they offered him a deal almost with 10 million a year and he did, he turned it down. Now he's getting what, two years 16? Is that right? Yep.


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[Assistant] There's no, that always be taken out of context. So what did, did I mean it like this guy is so high energy and fun in the life of the party and Tom is not really that guy. Maybe I meant like how you guys, your, your personalities are so different.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to go back through and check that out and see how, I feel like I don't, uh, I don't, I didn't mean it with any kind of ill will towards you though.


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[Assistant] Just for the record, Bert, there's no way you actually reached out to me and told me you were in Columbus. I know you seem to like Columbus. You say it's a good area for you to work, but yes, I have been to one of Tom's shows in Columbus a couple years ago.


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[Assistant] Hey, I appreciate you man. I hope you know that I feel the same. Like I, I'm, Pat is, started telling me this stuff yesterday. I figured they were just messing with me, but it's, it's crazy to think there's some, some truth to this and that they keep egging it on and trying to make it seem like I really don't like you.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. No, absolutely not. No, and you're right though. Like,


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[Assistant] That's why I like hanging out with people like you Bert, like Pat, like you guys are, your personality is so different than mine, like I'm, I'm not nearly as outgoing as, as you are. I don't know if many people are Bert, but you're the nicest guy on the planet I feel like. This is a real moment. So, that's why I like hanging out with guys that are a lot different than me in, in how we interact with people.


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[Assistant] You, you know that you're, you're still probably a better athlete than Pat though, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's gonna be a different story, isn't it? If there's a, if he has a huge crowd around him, he knows he has one chance. It's like when you watch a guy go in to try to kick a game winner.


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[Assistant] You're so nervous for him. I would imagine Burt will be feeling that.


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[Assistant] I get super nervous and I start thinking about the kicker's parents, his wife, if he has kids too, I'm like, oh no man, like come on. I just hope none of my kids are kickers.


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[Assistant] I think there, there, I don't know, there could be. I did pump, pass and kick just like you. I didn't win the national championship, but I did it and went to the national championship and shanked my kick. I did it.


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[Assistant] Nah, I mean they weren't like special kicking shoes for my- for me at all.


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[Assistant] Feel good about themselves. I was trying to make you feel bad about yourself by posing that question. Well that's rude.


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[Assistant] But if you're pandering to the troops, you're not putting anybody down.


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[Assistant] So they, they pander directly to you and everybody in that studio, but it doesn't work on everybody is what you're saying.


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[Assistant] What's that? What's that shirt supposed to say? The pub versus everybody AJ. Are you serious? Yeah. There's one in the mail for you actually. Yep. How did this?


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[Assistant] It's good to know. I'm glad I know the backstory behind all of this. AJ, you would like the pub.


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[Assistant] It definitely puts them in a weird position. I guess people are saying, well, you learned about all this information before all of us. You sold off a bunch of stock that you knew would probably plummet and you didn't say anything to the general public. So I'm wondering if, if one of these people, these four senators that ended up selling off a bunch of stock, if they would have maybe sent a tweet out like, wow,


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[Assistant] Just got out of a meeting right now and things looking grim maybe in the near future. Like does that cover them legally? Like hey, I tried to warn people.


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[Assistant] If you got like a call or text from the head coach or someone on the staff that told you that and that wasn't known to the public, then people can be upset, I guess. But I wouldn't be upset. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] It was the, it turned out though, now it's been the best thing for Martha's career. Like, look how she's rebounded. She does stuff with Snoop all the time, she was on Celebrity Roast, like...


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[Assistant] It opened her up to a whole new fanbase, I feel like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, she got out of there and she's, she's, uh, rehabilitated. Doing well now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did you, I hope that like wasn't surprising news to you like this morning that he wasn't going to be there. Hope you knew, you realized maybe six, seven days ago he wasn't coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a shame. Maybe you should have done a remote with him and he could be in his kitchen throwing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like a magician. I think it's much more impressive when you're right in front of him.


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[Assistant] You're like, uh, you stole that from Lou Holdstill. That's his move. He comes out with every speech he gives and I think he rips a newspaper up and then puts it back together.


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[Assistant] Appreciate you guys. I'll get them lined up for tomorrow. I'll be cocked and ready. So I appreciate you guys. You're the best.


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[Assistant] The only thing swollen are your guns, both your arms, you're jacked man, you're usually wearing a cutoff.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that's a great thing Clyde did for Jameis in his future team, wherever it may be, don't you? I'm sure they will be aware of the comments that Clyde Christensen said about him and it would maybe give him a little more of a chance to sign somewhere else. It may open up his opportunities, I guess.


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[Assistant] I've never heard that before. Not one time have I heard James Swenson works too hard.


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[Assistant] I mean, when I saw a picture of what you were supposed to eat and drink, I knew you were not going to make it. Has anyone completed that?


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[Assistant] So do we need to, at some point are we gonna redo the McDonald's challenge but we're gonna find a way to get you to that state that you, at 1.32 in the morning to where you have the capability to do these kind of things?


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[Assistant] I would, I would challenge those people to try to do the drink a gallon of milk in under an hour. Do the same challenge too. You'll feel great.


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[Assistant] Man, it was terrible and I don't drink a whole lot of milk anymore. I don't know if I could do it.


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[Assistant] Believe it or not, Pat, I'm not always around and available to answer a FaceTime, especially when I get four to six of them an hour.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well show that box, and anyone that listens to podcasts around, they know these earbuds are becoming huge. Bingo! Co-founded.


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[Assistant] By Ray J, yes, THE Ray J, that everyone knows. Wow.


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[Assistant] There you go. What, Snoop Dogg, Cardi B, I mean Cardi B, I'm a fan of a lot of what she does. She, uh, she's obsessed with them, I know that. Wireless earbuds, earbuds in a range of fun colors and patterns. Pat, those are the white version you have right there it looks like. Mmhm, Blanco.


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[Assistant] So big, I walked around the city of Indianapolis and met up with you one time, a couple


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[Assistant] You know when you need these, you know when you need your Raycons, is when you're riding that Harley, because you were riding that Harley that day.


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[Assistant] E25 earbuds, the best model yet with 6 hours of playtime, seamless bluetooth pairing, more bass, and a more compact design that gives you a nice noise isolating fit. It also comes in new fun colors like I said before, and if you go to buyraycon.com slash sports talk,


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[Assistant] You get 15% off your order brought to you by Raycon.


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[Assistant] Hey, thanks. Good to, good to see you Teej. Heck of a shirt. That thing looks amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Raycon earbuds, Pat, if you read the copy, earbuds, they strictly want them being called earbuds.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they, they really are trying to create like a little mini Patriots culture, but I guess what was it like, especially early on in Detroit?


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[Assistant] Tej, what was that first team meeting like when Patricia came in? Was it, was it well known? Like, okay, there's a new, new sheriff in town.


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[Assistant] Well no, my last thing, pivoting off of that, didn't you see, uh, recently, didn't the cops open up the investigation again for the disappearance of her first husband?


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[Assistant] Absolutely, I think Pat had Clyde Christensen who was Tom Brady's new quarterback coach on earlier today in his show and Clyde said like there's a premium on teams with vet quarterbacks that like have that leadership because every great team is


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[Assistant] Is run through the quarterback, like the quarterback sets the tone. If he's the main guy, if he's the stud, it trickles down to everybody where everyone wants to get better and they do get better. So yeah, there's absolutely a premium when you have no off season.


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[Assistant] It keeps you out there longer, making plays year after year after year.


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[Assistant] No, I think the year we went to the Super Bowl, as an alternate I would have played if I wasn't in the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] You gotta get in early. Well, you gotta get in early. Now it's way different. Now, they're taking the 15th alternate, like on how it goes. Oh yeah. But uhm, yeah, I mean, I, yes.


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[Assistant] It's not an easy thing to do, especially when in the NFC you got Erlacher and Lance Briggs both on the Chicago Bears at the same time too, early in my career.


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[Assistant] There's studs everywhere, man. Everyone's, you, you said like, oh, someone can last a long time in the NFL. It means they're, they're great players. They're really good. You can make the argument that anyone that has played. Oh yes.


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[Assistant] Any kind of football in the NFL is great. Of course. It's all relative to different levels, of course. But yea, I mean, I think the longer you, it's just more impressive guys like


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[Assistant] CAA, of course, CAA reps every big actor and athlete in the world.


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[Assistant] When does he want it moved to? That's my question. Like, are we gonna postpone it indefinitely?


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[Assistant] Absolutely. And especially with ESPN, you're not really supposed to criticize the league or Roger Goodell either. They have a tight relationship. Monday night football, like they want to get better games year after year too. And it's up to the league to make those Monday night games a little better.


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[Assistant] And this is, wait actually, these comments came after Roger Goodell put out a memo saying like, if you criticize us having the draft, there will be repercussions.


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[Assistant] But I guess two executives of teams and GMs, not media personalities.


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[Assistant] Do you think Roger wanted that memo out there? Like for the, for public consumption, not just the GMs.


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[Assistant] But whatever, if you put it in writing, you can expect it to get out there.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess his only chance would be to have a conference call with all of the teams, the execs, and verbally say it, but even then it's still going to get leaked to the media somehow.


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[Assistant] Keep rubbing your eyes and stuff. That's good to you. I heard it was COVID-19.


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[Assistant] I wanted to ask TJ, it's one thing I forgot until now, I wanted to ask him.


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[Assistant] You know what scared me, Pat, I don't want to cut you off, is that the British Open, MBC, or not MBC, MBC carries on TV, but they cancelled that and that's in the middle of July. Like that, that one worried me.


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[Assistant] His criticism for the media creating this panic and creating chaos. Like he even says, just listen to Dr. Fauci. Like he's worked with Fauci back in the AIDS epidemic. I've listened to him talk about that a few times. And he says, hey, listen to Dr. Fauci. He's great.


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[Assistant] He, Dr. Drew, we'll get him going on the media because he despises some of the chaos he feels like the media may be creating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, I mean, Dr. Drew's everywhere. He, he has multiple podcasts. He has a podcast on Tom Segura's network with Tom and his wife. So like, I hear a lot of stuff he does. Really? Mhm.


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[Assistant] Have you, you haven't seen a lot of stuff he's doing now, then? He's, I don't think he gets easily offended by things. Like what could you offend him with?


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[Assistant] Well, when I tell him, hey, the show starts at 1, goes to 2.30 or whatever, and he says, great, I can come on at 1 Eastern, 10 Pacific, I say, book it, we're in. And then you take that as Dr. Drew trying to big time us. Bingo.


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[Assistant] All of a sudden became a thing, like a 10 minute Dr. Drew chat, speculating on what's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] I do need the call in number that I, you seem to not be able to text back to me.


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[Assistant] MTV, uh, which he hasn't been there in probably 18 years, but yes, Dr. Drew, back in the day of MTV.


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[Assistant] And contact sports and team sports teach you about stuff. I think it helps you learn how to work when you're tired.


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[Assistant] Like I think that's something that people don't do sports get to truly experience and whenever they get later in their life, when they get a little bit tired, they haven't been forced either by their peers or a coach to power through that incredible fatigue and kind of perform at a high level. I think sports helps you with that, whether it's a game or the practice or the training.


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[Assistant] I think that is something that, that peer pressure of having to make it, even though your whole body wants to quit and die. I think that's something that you can't learn in a lot of places. And that's why I enjoy team sports. And by the way, that's why my kid is going to play quarterback in the NFL someday.


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[Assistant] Cause after the fall, I was up 30 from the fall. Were you really up 30? You told me that. I don't believe you. Yea, I was 265 or something like that by the end of fall. I was very large. You can see it, you can see it here.


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[Assistant] So what are you at now then? You gotta be like 230? No, I think I'm like 250 right now. So, cause I was down 20.


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[Assistant] So I was down, I was on a sharp decline, I was getting fit, I could see my jawline again, and then I got locked down and my lady became this incredible baker. I mean, and I got...


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[Assistant] I just got massive amounts of things at the house at all times and then Easter happened, you know, Jesus came out of that cave. So those eggs come around and then.


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[Assistant] You know what, I'm built, I'm built like a barrel. So you see this like torso wise. So anytime I get a little fat on me, you see it when I have to sit down for my job. Unless I have that perfect patty posture that some people, I don't know how people do it. How they like.


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[Assistant] There's, so there's five teams under six voids. The Giants at five and a half, the Panthers at five and a half, the Bengals at five, Jaguars at four and a half, Redskins at four and a half.


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[Assistant] That Matt LaFleur who has simply had enough of Roger's acts.


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[Assistant] We gotta put our stamp on this. We have to put our legacy on this. I hope that's not the case.


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[Assistant] So any success that you have, the previous regime was the ones that brought it in.


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[Assistant] So for your next contract negotiation with whoever Ted is in charge of that whole thing.


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[Assistant] You're not getting the credit for all this because Aaron's been there since before. You bring your own people and you build it from yourself, then you get the credit. I mean, that is completely ass backwards and that is not what you should care about. But these are humans who are trying to make a living.


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[Assistant] And this is just a, I think this is so short sighted in this entire thing. Such a short sight. Now granted, I don't know if this is true. Who knows if Matt LaFleur is enough of Roger's act, by the way, if his act is his act.


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[Assistant] Because Gregson came in. Now granted, I would have loved. Oh my God. Now that I just thought about it, I would have loved those two in the same building just to see how that would have went. Oh.


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[Assistant] I really don't know. But anyways, the new regime is always wants to build it from the self so they can get credit and say that they did it and they're the one to put the pieces together. That's why the Jerry Krauss thing is so interesting because he did build that and you would think he would like respect his baby. But if you have the same vision as Tom Bray or as Bill Belichick, it's like I built this. I can build it again as kind of what Krauss feels. These guys have never proven that they could build anything, right?


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[Assistant] So then just go ahead and just, uh, you know what? Fuck it. We'll just, uh, we'll, we'll mail it in here for the last, you know, potential great. Cause Aaron told us in four years when his contracts up, he'll be 40. That'd be over two decades in football. And then you'll take an evaluation and see if he wants to keep going or not. After seeing Drew Brees and Thomson is big deals.


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[Assistant] And he, he probably won't, I have never, I have not talked to Aaron, I'm not 100% sure if AJ has, so.


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[Assistant] What I'm saying is nothing to do with what Aaron's actually thinking. I'm just thinking to myself, what if he was like, I don't want to be here.


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[Assistant] I think Packers fans, by the way, would actually be understanding. I think maybe Guti and LaFleur, they would love to potentially try to trade him. He's got $46 million in dead cap space.


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[Assistant] But if he's tired of his act, I mean, that is, if Bob McGinn is reporting it accurately, he's tired of his act. I mean, you have no idea what that means. Those words can be broken down in so many different ways. That's why I respect Bob McGinn just throwing his name right out into something. I mean, it's just.


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[Assistant] If you're Aaron, how are you not just furious about it? I would be so pissed. I'd be so pissed.


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[Assistant] I said it earlier, with drafting Jordan Love and trading up to get him.


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[Assistant] They're saying that if they plan on keeping Aaron for two years, whatever it is, contract is set up for them basically to pay him the next two years, and then the last two years it's kind of an interesting thing. Say they keep him for two years, and then Jordan Love's gonna be the guy?


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[Assistant] They're saying that either the quarterback needs to be in their system for a couple years to learn it so they can hit the ground running or they're saying they don't think they'll find another Jordan love.


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[Assistant] In the next couple years, which I just find remarkable because Joe Burrow didn't even exist really.


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[Assistant] Until last year. How do you know what dual threat quarterback is going to be available next year that could potentially be?


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[Assistant] Better than Jordan Love. And now you just piss off your franchise quarterback.


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[Assistant] Don't make your team better and bank on never being able to find somebody that could potentially replace it. It just, it's all so stupid. It makes no sense to me.


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[Assistant] Look good, feel good, feel good, play good. Play good, pay good, pay good, live good, live good, die good.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think he's going to be a monster, especially coming from Alabama playing against top flight competition for the majority of the year, not those out of conference games that Nick Saban likes to, people like to kill him for, but you know what? He's still playing against some studs and game pretty much every single week, but I love him and I think he's really good.


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[Assistant] No, it was just something regarding the show that we had to get situated.


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[Assistant] So are you trying to say when you, you said that people claim that maybe John Elway doesn't want a quarterback coming in there and erasing his records. Are you saying if a guy like Pat Mahomes was available, he wouldn't go after him?


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[Assistant] Well, Pat Mahomes was available for the Broncos and they did not take him. But at the time though, you didn't know he was going to become the Pat Mahomes that he is in the NFL.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean this is a deep receiving class when it comes to this whole draft class, but.


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[Assistant] I think no matter who you talk to, they all had different opinions on what top flight receiver you were going to show. And also I love that you played Alabama for Nick Saban. You can't, but Nick Saban's not going to let you coast. Like you are going to be used to being coached hard every single day. So that's why I think these guys come out. They're ready to play day one.


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[Assistant] McPhee and Hawke Sports Talk. Normally we take Wednesdays off, mostly because


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[Assistant] I'm on a microphone for five and a half hours every day, and Wednesday was a nice day to take a nap. It originally started because AJ and Brady Quinn had a show on Sirius, and we kind of maintained it, but with the news that broke just yesterday in the NFL with Gronkowski, and then Corey Graves, commentator for his Friday night smackdown on the WWE wants to come on the show, we had to go live. I am Pat McAvee sitting to my left with the blue shirt, blue eyes, incredible jawline, AJ.


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[Assistant] Everything cooked in like 15 minutes. There was always the rumors, right? That Gronk isn't officially done with football. He's thinking about maybe coming back. Tom Brady going to Tampa Bay. Everybody was assuming maybe this means Gronkowski. We said on our show that this probably means Gronk is gonna come back. Other people had it. And then bang, 15 minutes. It went from


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[Assistant] Rumors are circling that the Patriots in Tampa Bay Buccaneers are in the middle of a potential trade sending Rob Gronkowski. And then like 10 minutes later it was like BANG! Rob Gronkowski is back, he's been traded from the Patriots.


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[Assistant] To the Tampa Bay Buccaneers alongside a 7th round draft pick for a 4th round pick in return. Couple quick questions for you AJ. I've covered this ad nauseam already for the last 24 hours. We haven't heard your take on it yet. Do you think Adam Gronkowski


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[Assistant] To the Tampa Bay Buccaneers makes them an unstoppable offense.


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[Assistant] Before we've ever seen them take one snap. They haven't done a virtual snap on that offense. They don't know Bruce Arians offense. I'm not sure they've met Mike Evans or Chris Godwin yet. But does that offense become unstoppable with the addition of the greatest tight end to ever play whenever he was healthy and playing again?


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[Assistant] Alongside Tom. Anybody in New England that's talking about that is spinning the narrative that Tom's old, Gronk's washed up. This means absolutely nothing. A fourth round draft pick is good enough.


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[Assistant] I think that's insane. I think Gronkowski's maybe gonna play his best football he's ever played and with Mike Evans helping him out. I mean, that's like having Randy.


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[Assistant] And Gronk on the same team. You can't have a safety on top of Mike Evans, which I assume they had to do a lot of because he's a deep ball threat. But now that Gronk's there, they have to have a safety cover in there.


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[Assistant] How do you cover everybody? This is like the Kansas City Chiefs, but instead of Travis Kelsey in the outright speed, they got just physical specimens in Mike Evans, Godwin, and Gronkowski. I mean, it feels as if


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[Assistant] I don't know what defensive setup it could be, because if you bring the pressure, then that's a quick dump to Gronkowski, isn't it? So there's a, it's like a live by the sword, die by the sword. I don't know how the hell you're going to stop him.


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[Assistant] Well, allegedly the O.J. Howard Washington Redskins deal was almost done sending Trent Williams down to Tampa Bay, sending O.J. Howard and probably some other things to the Washington Redskins. That fell through. That could still be cooking. Nobody knows what's happening behind the scenes, but it feels like these super teams, Kansas City Chiefs are like a super team. I mean, that's


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[Assistant] They are, especially if they're looking to get another weapon in the draft, like everybody's saying they're thinking about getting old rugsie or whatever, the fastest guy out there.


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[Assistant] Then you look at the 49ers. That team's loaded. And now you look at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] They are loaded. I mean, this is just a place that free agents, retired players, Percy Harvins running up parking garages. I mean, this is a place that people are going to try to flock to, kaka, to get down to the Buccaneers. That old conk call that Tom Brady did and it was to Rob Gronkowski.


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[Assistant] That is to everybody in the NFL that's a free agent and potentially retired, like hey,


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[Assistant] We are building something awesome down here in Tampa. It's warm. There's no state tax. The Super Bowl's here. A lot of our home games and away games are in good spaces. The Saints have a dome. Atlanta has a dome. Carolina's warm. The NFC South is going to be tough, but man, what a setup down there in Tampa Bay.


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[Assistant] That's interesting to think about, because they don't have a lot of salary cap over, so. They have like 1.2 in the cap, but they're one of the lowest teams in the league right now. But I think, I like to think of Belichick just going, fuck it. Bruce Arians, by the way, getting a seventh rounder too, from also, hey, by the way, with Gronk.


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[Assistant] A savage businessman. Bill Belichick here just did not give a damn about this deal and just said, as long as we don't have to deal with it, get him the hell out of here. Have him in a little Tommy boy. You go have their little fun down in Tampa Bay. The Grunkineers will be a lot of fun to watch. That's what people are calling it by the Grunkineers.


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[Assistant] Good timing, right before the draft too, because Belichick's got a lot of other stuff going on. You give Belichick like a couple days where he had nothing going on, be like, yeah, yeah, we'll have you come back, man, we'll cut some players too. You can come play for us and Gronk's like, well, I'll go back to being a white tiger, I guess.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like I think that is, it is a very interesting way this thing played out. It happened also quick. I assume conversations were happening kind of over the long haul here the last couple weeks maybe. But man, from the moment it was like, hey, things are actually happening, to it actually happening, was very, very, very


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[Assistant] By the way, let's not completely rule out Antonio Brown.


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[Assistant] He's an anomaly, isn't he? Isn't Gronk an anomaly? He's just an anomaly.


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[Assistant] Maybe the most clutch catch in Super Bowl. Now that one in the back where they call it the catch. Yeah, that's the guy. But the one where he's down the seam and he makes an insane catch which leads to them winning another. I mean, it's just.


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[Assistant] Anybody that's saying he's washed up, I think is very confused about what they're about to see from drunk. Will he get hurt? Probably.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's six foot six, he's a big target. He'll probably miss some games, I'd assume. But when you need Gronk, Gronk will be there. He's an anomaly. And what you said was 100% right. He doesn't get enough credit for how good he is on the line too. He is Stonewall Jackson if he wants to be. I mean, he's just, I saw him carry.


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[Assistant] I saw him carry a guy into the stands. I saw him block a guy into the stands against us. Touchdown happened and he's still running the guy into the stands because... Tossed him out the club. Because he's Gronk. That's what he is.


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[Assistant] That's the big thing, is cares enough. Because, Florio and a lot of people have been on this big kick. You can't expect tight ends to block people, right? In the modern football, that's like a narrative that gets painted. And then you see Kittle.


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[Assistant] Just demolish people. And you see Travis Kelsey even sometimes get in there. He'll throw his body in. But then you see Gronk. He's an extension of the offensive tackle. He is like another offensive tackle out there and he just has the ability to move. I mean, it's and Peyton Manning, uh, Clyde Christensen told us that down Chattanooga, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Payton Manning and Tom Brady had like a two day summit way back in the day. Just those two working out talking about football and Tom Brady told the story on the NFL 100 team when he was there that in that meeting he got a play design that the Colts had for Dallas Clark.


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[Assistant] Basically, they pull a guard to the right or something like that. Everybody would think it's a run, and then Dallas Clark would slip out behind the line, uh, linebackers. It'd be a quick drop overhead. He was like, uh, we use this all the time.


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[Assistant] The New England Patriots put it in, and Rob Gronkowski scored like 400 touchdowns with the same play. Like, the pulling guard, because as soon as you see a pulling guard right as a linebacker, you're coming down because you think it's a run, right?


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[Assistant] And that's the play. And I guess now Clyde Christensen, who is Peyton Manning's offensive coordinator and quarterback coach through that entire era is a quarterback coach now down in Tampa Bay with Bruce Arians years of knowledge. I mean, there's a lot of foot. There's a very high football IQ down there in Tampa Bay. I think now granted.


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[Assistant] No OTAs are not being around each other. They're going to have to learn a lot about each other very quickly when it comes to training camp and such like that. But man, when you have that many big brains in a building.


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[Assistant] I think only good things can happen and I'm pumped to kinda watch it happen.


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[Assistant] Somebody tweeted, uh, to me, is Isaiah Simmons the prototype to cover these athletic tight ends? Yea, but how many Isaiah Simmons are there?


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[Assistant] Okay, so that's like the people that are like, is Lamar Jackson the quarterback of the future? It's like, okay, if you can get it, if there's another Lamar Jackson just showing up, go ahead and grab him if you can. If you can grab him, go ahead and get it. It's just like, I feel like people think that


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[Assistant] A prototype means this person's gonna come around on a regular basis. I don't know if there's a lot of Isaiah Simmons out there.


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[Assistant] I don't know if there's a lot of Lamar Jacksons out there, and there certainly is not a lot of grunks out there. I mean, I understand George Kittle is also a monster and an animal. Uh, I understand Travis Kelsey puts up a lot of yards for that offense, but Gronkowski immediately became a game changer for the New England Patriots as soon as he got there upon arrival. Boston Connors been having a rough morning, dude. Boston.


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[Assistant] The trait inside of him where he's not gonna slide or go down. That just doesn't feel like a Gronkowski thing, but maybe a year or out of the game.


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[Assistant] Realizing how good his body does feel now. Maybe he will be a little bit work smarter not harder type guy.


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[Assistant] Bruce Arians talked about how he doesn't mind him being a smaller, uh, uh, build because he doesn't look as big as he was whenever he was with New England. He got smaller. He is adding pounds right now because they might be able to flank him out, might make him faster. Do you think Gronkowski will have the ability to go down and maybe not take as many hits or is Gronk gonna Gronk at all times?


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[Assistant] Do they make eye contact with you? Do people make eye contact with you when that's about to happen? Running towards the sideline, could just go out, turn, lock eyes with those blue eyes of AJ Hawk and be like, I'm gonna fucking give it a go here. Let's see what happens. Bang! No reason for that. Just went out of bounds. Let's take an extra shot.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was my classic, by the way, on the sideline hit. That was a, I would always bait people to get to the sideline, think that they were faster than me, and kind of then tackle, bait and tackle technique is literally what I call it. Let me bait them to the sideline, and then I'll kind of close the gap.


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[Assistant] There was a guy that was a returner for the Kansas City Chiefs. It was when Bruce Arians was, uh, acting as our head coach. It was freezing cold. I forget his name. He was a stocky guy and he was kick off. I believe he's running down a sideline and he makes eye contact with me and normally, you know, like guys will like either slow down, speed up or they'll even kind of drift out of bounds.


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[Assistant] He made eye contact with me and I was like, Oh no, like I know what's about to happen. I threw my entire body at him, right? I like left my feet through my entire body at him and he just like kind of shrugged me off. I did like a little bit of a spin down or whatever. I felt it through my entire spine, like my back, like the my tailbone was hurting and I like got up.


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[Assistant] That he felt the same way you're talking about how he felt a little bit of a shot, but I know my entire body hurt. I was like, I don't know how these guys do it.


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[Assistant] Something like that. It was a memorable moment for me, man. I'll never forget my entire body hurting on something. Uh, Rob Gronkowski. People don't know this. Uh, we have to call this person. So gonna hang up on AJ very quickly. Uh, Rob Gronkowski. Whenever he decided to retire.


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[Assistant] His agent announced that he was going to retire for a lucrative


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[Assistant] Hollywood career, something like that, right? Is that right? That is correct. Yeah. Lucrative Hollywood career. While he was in the, uh, NFL, he went and did something for the WWE because Mojo Raleigh is one of his best friends. Okay. So he was a part of the Andre, the giant memorial, uh, rumble. I believe that happened at WrestleMania something along those lines. He came out, gave a shoulder tackle to, um,


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[Assistant] Ginger Mahal. Ginger Mahal gives a shoulder tackle to Ginger Mahal. Mojo Raleigh, uh, pins them wins. Gronk then proceeds to chop


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[Assistant] Uh, Mojo Rawley in the, in the chest 10 times in any walk off. Soon as Gronk retires, everybody goes Gronk is going to go to the WWE. Gronk's going to go to the WWE. Never really happened until WrestleMania. Gronk was the host of WrestleMania and he walked out of that thing after taking a fall from a


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[Assistant] 20 foot high platform, 15 foot high platform, as 24-7 champ. Let's talk about that.


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[Assistant] Voice of Friday Night SmackDown, the handsome, Pittsburgh native, Corey Graves.


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[Assistant] Corey, they just showed that game just a couple days ago. We got a chance to watch AJ Hawk at his absolute finest. Visor Ben.


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[Assistant] Was damn near unstoppable, but uh, the Packers were, were the trick. You're from Pittsburgh, diehard Steelers fans. We'll talk about that. The moves that you want to see them make in the draft. We'll also talk about potential Ben Roethlisberger coming back from Tommy on, but the subject of the day, Rob Gronkowski goes back to the NFL. Did you think?


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[Assistant] Rob Gronkowski in his first real debut at WWE became a champion. Did you think he was potentially going to stay with the WWE forever, Corey?


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[Assistant] No, I just did a super kick to Gronk after he scored a touchdown and I pinned his ass. I'm 24-7 champion, I'm outta here.


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[Assistant] As a guy who graduated from a Western Pennsylvania high school and Rob Gronkowski also graduated from a Western Pennsylvania high school, Woodland Hills, uhm, was it kind of a bummer to see that he didn't want to play for the Patriots anymore?


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[Assistant] He only has three Super Bowls. Think about that AJ. Those motherfuckers in New England.


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[Assistant] Dude, it's insane. He only has three Super Bowls. Goskowski was on the other day, he was like, I played in six Super Bowls, I won three of them. Yep. I was like, jeez. I mean, that is a different world up there. Speaking of a different world, WWE, let's transition to something that you are very, very good at, which is talking about the wrestling.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just a couple days after Florida, uh, designated WWE as an essential business. Obviously furloughs, layoffs happen, everything like that. But now it's been announced that WWE is not doing live events anymore.


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[Assistant] After this week, I believe it's the last week of live events. How is that all unfolding? And what have you just been doing? Kind of playing it by ear and I'll show up whenever you need me.


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[Assistant] Cory, who do they necessarily not need that they ship out of town? Let's hear it, fan.


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[Assistant] Corey, last week was a bad week for the WWE. Not only the layoffs and stuff like that, but rest in peace to legend Howard Finkel. You're in the commentator microphone personality world commentator world. What did you know about Howard Finkel and what were your immediate thoughts after hearing about his passing?


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[Assistant] Is there any, is there any that you got done, you're like, gonna have to cover that one up or act like we didn't.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about the piercing? You're a professional piercer. I got my ears pierced at a little thing in the middle of the mall.


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[Assistant] What's the conversation like if you're doing one of those?


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[Assistant] You know what, it was a lot easier when it was, uh, you know, not shriveled up inside of you. If you could bring that thing back out.


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[Assistant] Uh, so you are a, uh, a smartass. Probably the best on television at the moment.


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[Assistant] Is that your goal every week? Like hey, I'm gonna be the best smartass to ever speak into a microphone.


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[Assistant] You have no idea. I went out there. By the way, I had a suit.


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[Assistant] And when I showed up in the sleeveless hoodie and the jorts, I was waiting for them to tell me, like, you can't wear that. Nobody said anything because their backs were against the wall so bad. I just went out there. I think I'm the first jorts and sleeveless hoodie person ever commentated WWE event. And I feel like that is something that should maybe go on my Twitter bio stats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the NXT wrestler was wrestling. I'm sorry AJ.


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[Assistant] Wow. That was the first time he popped in there, by the way, because I heard all these horror stories from people. They're like, just wait until Vince starts getting in your ear or whatever. I'm like, all right. So I go out there and I'm sitting down and I'm talking and I am wide open.


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[Assistant] But I am absolutely wide. I'm just saying whatever. This is my only time I'm ever going to get to do this. I'm going to have a good time. I think I made fun of some people in the crowd at one point. I mean, I was just going, going, going. And then all of a sudden I'm like, uh, look at, I think it was Rhea Ripley was in there doing something like Rhea Ripley, a specimen of an athlete or whatever. And then I stopped my sentence and then I hear quick interruption. Where can we watch her? I was like,


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[Assistant] I like almost had a panicle moment. I was like, so smart there. I had Stephanie in there at one point. Triple H was in there at one point. I mean, that was a wild time. I don't know how you juggle all those voices in your head. I have no idea.


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[Assistant] I think I got him to laugh too one time, which was a pretty cool little sound in my head.


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[Assistant] Every time I hear it for the brand out there, I send a text. I get it like 40 tweets. I get 40 tweets, first of all. They're like, Cory, Cory, Cory. And I send an old, I appreciate you, pal. I do. I appreciate you. Putting on for the brand. And I appreciate you stopping by today, man. Great conversation.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. By the way, great, great hipster outfit today with the, the thing.


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[Assistant] Hey, that iceberg is, uh, the penguins guy, right? Hell yea, bro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he's potentially on some stuff too. Could be a problem.


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[Assistant] Alright. Hey Cory, uh, I appreciate it. What's that one on the lower knuckle there on the middle finger? I like that.


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[Assistant] Okay, so your show is available at Carmella WWE Instagram all day.


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[Assistant] Legally not allowed to have a happy hour. That is something that's real in Indiana. Mindblower to everybody from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's big happy hour city.


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[Assistant] Uh, and second of all, uh, Carmela owns her own wine?


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[Assistant] I heard there was a rumor that you were going to potentially after Edge and Daniel Bryan.


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[Assistant] Okay, so let's get this straight. After the Bell podcast, Capo Kanya, uh, morning show that can be watched all day, Friday night Smackdown, stay down, anything else?


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, friday night smackdown commentator, Corey Graves.


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[Assistant] We have to hang up on AJ. Uh, we'll get him back in here, obviously.


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[Assistant] 14-15 I saw. 14-15 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Our Dolphins are trying to get a beef flow. He's trying to bring Calvin Noy down here. Let's bring Tony down here. We, uh, might get Herber. Who knows? The Dolphins are going to win tomorrow night, man. They are going to win tomorrow night.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you win the day. Steelers aren't going to do it because Steelers don't have a pick, they're at. But you could maybe win by not choosing anybody in the first round. Yeaah, you could win by not winning at all, but the thing that will really win is that IT guy in Winnebago and Bob Jones barking on it outside of the Detroit Lions general manager. Just genius.


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[Assistant] Well, they're saying he's in Winnebago so they can get away with the social distancing thing, but he's in that corner of the office at all times. Winnebago, by the way. How is that what we decided?


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[Assistant] What do you think the driver of that RV right there decided to do at that moment right there? Here's the answers.


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[Assistant] Bingo! The air conditioning unit was stuck, so you gotta just keep on going.


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[Assistant] Zito says I think we're stuck and then pounds on the gas goes even further underneath.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, hey AJ, I think we covered everything we're supposed to cover today. Big day tomorrow night. Oh, I got one for you actually. Okay. Uh, what game show do you dream of going on?


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[Assistant] A wall is coming at you. You're dressed in like a shiny, tight suit. And then there's a hole in the wall that you have to match. And if you, if the wall goes through, don't run it. Don't run it because we'll probably get. Oh, come on now. That's not fair.


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[Assistant] That one that you just saw that lady was the first episode. So I wasn't doing much. I was on the floor at one point laughing. A lot of my roommates came down because I was the guinea pig for the set of mushrooms that we had.


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[Assistant] Alright, good show. We'll be back tomorrow for uhm,


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[Assistant] McPhee and Hawks Sports Talk Primetime Draft Super Special will be suited and booted talking about all of the things happening in the NFL Draft First Round. Uh, who will win? Who will lose?


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[Assistant] What moves will be made? We'll be there to cover it with our mock drafts. Ain't that right AJ?


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[Assistant] I was like, normally I only get those messages whenever my friends are in drastic trouble.


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[Assistant] Happy I missed your call, sir. Happy I missed your call. But I think Jordan was just up late scouting probably. Yeah. West Coast was midnight.


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[Assistant] I don't know what he's doing. Honestly, I have no idea what he's doing, but he's a part of our show. Tomorrow, I guess. We'll be zooming in real tight on his face if he does not wear a suit.


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[Assistant] The integrity of the show needs to be kept. So he's fully aware about the suit? Oh yea, he knows it. He knows what's happening.


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[Assistant] If I don't wear a tie, is that not considered a suit? Nah, it's still a suit.


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[Assistant] Really depends. It's technically still a question me in my integrity for the show. And that really makes me kind of, so I should have a tie is what you're saying. I think I'm not going to turn over the


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[Assistant] Herbert's not even wearing a tie. Herbert's told to dress relaxed on his catch. He said that the Chargers, the Lawn, and the Miami Dolphins, uh, are the two teams that he talked to most.


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[Assistant] Do you? I think you have two potentially going five, is that accurate?


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[Assistant] My mock draft has a lot of traits. I really shot for the moon here.


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[Assistant] It really sucks, but for our thing, I think we have to have something for us to compare to, you know?


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[Assistant] I think I saw your trade. I did not expect that trade to be the trade. I mean the only way I'm gonna win is if I have a couple...


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[Assistant] Questionable moves. Here's a couple comments from the uh, YouTube section.


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[Assistant] Xavier says, listen, I'll do the booking, just keep that guy off the show. Uhm, alright, can't wait for tomorrow. Uh, AJ, any final words? Nope. Are you sure?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we're gonna be live for that entire thing. We're not gonna regret it at all, I bet.


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[Assistant] Graves just sent me a text that says, thanks for having me on dude. Hawk seems like a good dude. Xavier?


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a long one tomorrow night, I think. What are we gonna do whenever things get dry? Oh, we got Mel Kuyper coming on, Lou Holtz.


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[Assistant] You think a lot of teams have already made their decisions. I bet they have a lot of- You got trades too. I think trades are even being decided already where they're like, hey, this happens, this happens, let's go, let's go, let's go, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, let's move.


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[Assistant] Ian Rappaport, mid middle trust. He said, uh, the dolphins have called the teams in front of them for a possible trade up from number five in our gauging the price to come up to number three to potentially take an offensive tackle. We could see a run on tackles in top 10 like never before. Wait a minute.