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[Assistant] Oh I, I'm streaming tonight at 8pm. Papagrossi's gonna be there. It's a last Thursday night game. I will have done every Thursday night football game this season. And then tomorrow, GPS, Q&A, probably a year-end video if Johnny Barks gets to it. Let's go. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Glad to be here, glad that you're hosting, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know about the fraud. Okay, we'll see who's a fraud this Sunday. I'm looking forward to it.


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[Assistant] I think he's doing a great job and he needs to continue leading that franchise for the indefinite future.


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[Assistant] His biggest strength is somehow still selling any tickets whatsoever for that garbage product they have put on the field. And here's the crazy thing.


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[Assistant] They actually have got some talented players on that roster. They've drafted pretty well on that roster. Jahan Dotson.


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[Assistant] The best thing Dan Snyder has done is lead that team. Because as long as he is leading that franchise,


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[Assistant] I can rest easy as a Cowboys fan. Five, I don't know how you feel about this.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Sun's owner selling the team, so.


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[Assistant] If this stuff is not good, it's not good. I don't know what Brandon or Tom have to say about this. What do you guys have to think?


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[Assistant] And it's like here's the thing, what do you expect the team to say? Yes, this happened and we were wrong.


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[Assistant] Of course they're gonna come out and deflect. Throw Brian Robinson in here.


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[Assistant] Did you guys see that statement someone just made? Even the players are starting to speak out against Snyder. After using Robinson as a deflection. I haven't seen any of this. Have you guys seen? I have just seen it right now.


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[Assistant] The latest is he's taking away verification from everyone who was previously verified. So if you had verification, you gotta pay eight bucks now. Everyone's equal.


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[Assistant] I've met Jeff Saturday this year. Like when I went to the UNC game, Jeff Saturday was there. He watches. He watches my channel. He's a fan of the channel. Next thing I know, I'm on Twitter. He is the head coach of the Colts now.


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[Assistant] But then there's the flip side, I don't know if you guys have seen the flip side of this, uh, as it pertains to minority hires, but there's been like a little bit of backlash in the fact that


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[Assistant] It's just going to be interesting because what if this works? What if it works?


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[Assistant] But doesn't that get you inspired? Like, just him saying stuff like that to me. Like, I look at that as, alright.


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[Assistant] That wasn't inspiring to you guys? Like look, I know you guys are all talking trash about me. I might be garbage, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna give it a hundred percent effort. I know this game, I've played this game, I've played along great people. That's not inspiring to you guys?


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's gonna depend on the play of one Kyler Murray. A lot of people have been looking.


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[Assistant] At Kyler, with the return of DeAndre Hopkins, and it hasn't been going really to plan.


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[Assistant] There's been some arguments, like some, some scuffles amongst themselves, but, uh, it's, it's really going to come down to how Kyler Murray plays over these next couple of weeks, that Cardinals go as Kyler Murray goes. So if he's able to establish more rapport with Hopkins and get that offense going, I don't think there's any problems. However,


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[Assistant] If he doesn't, if there's more arguing, he's cussing out his coach on the sideline, uh,


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[Assistant] Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. I personally do not know.


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[Assistant] And that's like what gets lost in the conversation. A lot of PTSD, uh, even like depression and anxiety if you look into some of these things, it's fascinating stuff.


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[Assistant] Brandon is saying basically that Cordero Patterson is a huge get back for the Falcons. This, this is a player that has Depot Samuel-like, uh,


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[Assistant] Dynamic, pair that with one of the most dynamic, tight end slash receiver hybrids. And Kyle Pitt, who started the year off slow, but is now coming into his own.


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[Assistant] I like the Falcons. The Panthers are in disarray right now. They're changing quarterback. I didn't even know. I thought Baker was starting. The fact that they're changing quarterbacks every other game is never good for any franchise. So I will take Falcons in this game.


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[Assistant] I don't know what we disagree to, but I'm saying I as well.


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[Assistant] Because there was too many characters, so it's I-L-U-V Snyder with a 69 jersey. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] Bro, we're still working on this untitled cowboy sketch. When I have some time to finish it, it will be finished.


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[Assistant] I'm the only one that didn't go? Honestly, I wouldn't have gone to prom if I wasn't forced.


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[Assistant] Our class president? We got two class presidents in here? Uh oh, Scooter's got some competition.


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[Assistant] Gold. You know what the color of the Steelers is? Black and gold. So it means by proxy...


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[Assistant] It could have been worse, like the Eagles could have won as well, but you know, there's always a silver lining.


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[Assistant] We'll get into, I mean, we could talk about, do we want to lead with this? We can get into whatever you want to get into, Tom.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing. In the fourth quarter too. Here's the thing. It wasn't really just me who was confident the Cowboys were gonna win.


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[Assistant] When asked to make a bet for your team, does someone have the clip for that too?


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[Assistant] Listen, all I know is what I heard. All I know is what I heard. And what I heard was, no I do not want to make a bet, and we're going to get killed. They're going to murder us. That's all I heard.


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[Assistant] First, I had to look up the rules to see if you could challenge for pass interference and overtime because that was a blatant


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[Assistant] Sure. Are we objecting that that was a blatant pass interference? Like did we not see- My argument is it's not blatant pass interference, but my real issue-


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[Assistant] Is that you still blew a 14 point lead and your defense looks terrible. Are you saying that was not, you're saying that was not blatant pass interference?


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[Assistant] I'm not talking about any other plays. I'm not talking about the fact that we gave up a whole lot of plays in that game. It's a simple question. Was that? It was. But it wasn't.


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[Assistant] Should we have gone for it on fourth down super fast like that? I'm not sure. Honestly, what should have happened is on third and one, you should have ran the ball because you were dominating the rushing game.


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[Assistant] The point is if we were going to go for it on fourth down, the play before should have been a running call. That's what I'm upset with. But look, we've seen this story.


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[Assistant] With Aaron Rodgers before this man has a curse on the Dallas Cowboys organization. I cannot wait till he retires. And all this really does is give the Packers false hope because they're not making the playoffs. They're just getting a worse draft pick.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that was their Super Bowl. That was their Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Packers are not making the playoffs. They're not making the playoffs. There's too many better teams in the NFC for the Packers to have a chance of making the playoffs at this point.


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[Assistant] No, you're bulked. We're running runners on first base. But Tom, we can get into whatever you want to get to. As hosts, you have free reign. We can talk about whatever you'd like to.


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[Assistant] Up to speed, like there's still a little bit of things off, but you saw CD got it together in the second half, kinda went off.


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[Assistant] The Cowboys losing was, uh, it was terrible. It was awful. My phone was blowing up, but a beautiful thing happened the following day and that was the Eagles lost.


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[Assistant] Um, it was glorious actually. They could not stop the run whatsoever.


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[Assistant] The commanders use what the cowboys used to do. Control the time of possession. Run them until they can't take it anymore and then run it some more.


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[Assistant] Honestly, if the Cowboys were using that same strategy, we might have beat the Packers this past week. I digress.


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[Assistant] They went out and they got indomicant sued.


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[Assistant] Stop this, uh, stop the bleeding. Maybe I can stop the run now.


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[Assistant] I personally do not think this is going to have any effect whatsoever.


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[Assistant] If Sue was any good, the cowboys would have signed them.


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[Assistant] We need run help as well! That's how I know Endemiconsue is not where he needs to be because Dan Quinn...


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[Assistant] Has an eye for talent. That's why we went out and we signed Tank to help us with the run defense.


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[Assistant] They, the commanders completely controlled the time of possession the whole first half. It wasn't like the Eagles were doing what they wanted. They barely had the ball. The Eagles left.


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[Assistant] So you know what? Washington had a really solid game plan. You could argue Philly would win this game 99 out of 100 times. But I think Washington had a really solid game plan, both offensively and defensively. I think they took advantage of Philly's overconfidence in this situation. They self-destructed in a lot of instances, like you said.


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[Assistant] But I think Washington has a chance to go seven and five in this next stretch because their next two opponents, Houston and the Falcons. And then they get their giants.


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[Assistant] Who's the starting quarterback going forward? Oh yeah, that's a good one. Yes.


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[Assistant] But that's even worse though. That makes it even worse. That means they couldn't get off the field. They couldn't get off the field.


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[Assistant] Do you guys think we've seen now a blueprint on A, how to beat the Cowboys and B, how to beat the Eagles by literally just running the ball?


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[Assistant] Defend the past. Now everyone's running a cover two shell or maybe like a cover zero where it's strictly man coverage. So now you have these wide open swaths of field. I was watching a conversation between like, I think like,


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[Assistant] Marcus Spears, Dan Orlovsky, and they were talking about how, like, players nowadays, you don't have those 350 pounds Super Beasts, you know, your Keith Tractor trailers, your Ted Washingtons, or your Gilbert Browns, or your Casey Hanson.


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[Assistant] Zone blitzes or like, uh, terms of like three or four, three defense.


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[Assistant] It's more about protecting the big ball and protecting the pass. So that's why you have a lot of situations where running quarterbacks and teams that emphasize the run.


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[Assistant] Going back to your point about the Raiders being too poor.


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[Assistant] But he doesn't have the liquidity to afford a buyout of tens of millions of dollars. The only reason why John Gruden was gone was because it was for a cause. He didn't have to pay him. And secondly,


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[Assistant] Most of that liquidity is tied up in their loan with the Bank of America. They put it to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars. I know Clark County and Las Vegas, they donated $500 million to that cause.


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[Assistant] In my personal opinion is why Nathaniel Hackett is going to be falling off the boat first. Because look at the owner of the Denver Broncos now. It's the Waltons. They got that Walmart money. And you know what Walmart does if there's a


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[Assistant] A product that does not perform the plan, they chuck it out the window. They're selling that stuff all the way to some poor children in Africa.


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[Assistant] Because it does not work out. And that's where Nathaniel Hackett's going. He's going to a...


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[Assistant] Scooter, what do you think? Uh, I honestly think it's gonna be neither. I think both of them survived the whole season.


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[Assistant] And I think both of them last at least one more season, personally. Uh, it's too quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, too quick to cut someone you just signed.


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[Assistant] Like this. At least as it pertains to Nathaniel Hackett. Uhm, they both are not doing that well. I'll say that.


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[Assistant] But if I had to wager which one is the first to go two seasons down the line, three seasons down the line, after this season,


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[Assistant] I'm putting my money on, uh, McDaniels being gone first. Just because...


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[Assistant] Nathaniel Hackett is still an uncertain, like we still don't really know what's happening. He could just be off for the first couple of games. We don't really know. We know what we get with Josh McDaniels and it's not good. It's never good anywhere he's been.


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[Assistant] He's better as a coordinator, not as a head coach. And that's just how it is for a lot of people in the league. I don't know about Hackett though. The jury's still out. Five.


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[Assistant] You bring up an interesting point though, Brandon, because what do you do if you are Russell Westbrook?


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[Assistant] But what happens if you're Russell Wilson and you don't agree with the plays that are being called, uh, by Nathaniel Hackett, a coach who really hasn't proven he's staying.


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[Assistant] As long as the Dallas Cowboys are in the NFC East, we have a chance of winning the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Has there ever been any blowback from someone big who's like tried to come for you and said delete that or else?


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[Assistant] Here's one thing that I will say about Twitter and just about social media in general that sort of plays to your hand and what you do, Fred. If you're going to be a personality,


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[Assistant] You have to make these bold predictions. You literally, you have to put yourself out there. So that's why I don't mind.


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[Assistant] I'm not even, I'm not even talking about cowboys, but like, I'm not even talking about cowboys because we can take it like Orlando Magic. We can take it, uh, Florida.


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[Assistant] But my point is this, you have to make, at some points, some very bold claims. Otherwise, who cares?


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[Assistant] Okay, so if you like the dolphins, you like the dolphins. Before you get off, before you leave us, we need you to make a bold prediction about the Miami dolphins that we can clip and post on our channel if it doesn't come true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the bulldog looks tired. I don't know if we need to answer this already, so you don't, let me know if you have, but.


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[Assistant] How did you even get started doing this? What was the inspiration? How did it blow up to this to the point that now you're about to come out with a book?


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[Assistant] Along this journey, when was it that you knew, yo, I'm, I got something. I'm onto something. This is something that people like. I might be able to monetize this somewhere down the line.


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[Assistant] Were you even thinking like that when you started?


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[Assistant] Has anyone ever approached you to buy your accounts from you? Let me take over. And would you ever, is there a number you're like, Hey, look, you give me this. I'm out. I'm out of the game. It's all.


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[Assistant] Also, if you're interested in the basketball realm, updated news from Shamsharamia, Kyrie Irving is eligible to be reinstated this Sunday.


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[Assistant] I did see someone in the comments. Comment?


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[Assistant] He has to stream tonight's game dressed up as Kirk Cousins. As Kirk Thuggins? I don't have the stuff tonight. Oh, you don't have it? Oh yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's not commiserable.


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[Assistant] And after that, after you watch both of their videos, give me like two to three hours to finish the college reaction video from last week. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, by the way, before we leave, uh, shout out to the people in Buffalo. You're getting a lot of snow this weekend. Stay safe, stay warm, and don't do anything stupid in the snow. I know Buffalo's pretty big on that, but I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] Stay safe for all of us. And thanks again to Fred for coming on. Go Gators. Go buy his book. Yes. Alright.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you're watching this, wherever you are, can you just comment F in the chat right now? Cause what the heck am I doing with my life?


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[Assistant] So, how do we want to do this, Tom, since you're hosting today? Do we just want to get straight into the, uh, the passage or save that for later?


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[Assistant] Not only that, but you guys have to keep in mind, I use my veto to do this. Like I said to these guys, listen, I don't really feel too comfortable roasting you guys. You guys are my friends. We are family. I'll buy the gosh darn


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. There's no veto being used. Look, I'm over here reading Bible verses about treating other people as yourself. So, look, I'll read a little Bigfoot erotica rather than roast my friends who I love and support and hope you guys just keep growing and doing bigger and better things.


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[Assistant] I'll take this Baker question because I've actually been very intrigued as to like...


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[Assistant] What the heck the Browns are doing and what the heck are the Panthers doing? So if you look at what the Panthers have done, they have used


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[Assistant] A lot of draft picks, on a lot of quarterbacks, and now they've got a couple of quarterbacks, and


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[Assistant] I saw a tweet that Tree posted, and it went along the lines, something along the lines of, if Baker never played this season with his shoulder hurt,


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[Assistant] He would actually, uh, have come out and been way better


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[Assistant] I think, uh, I think he set himself up for failure. You know, in football, it's always preached, you know, play through the pain, right? You can play through a lot of these things. Well,


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[Assistant] Maybe Baker Mayfield should not have played through that shoulder injury. And I've been reaching out to some Browns fans because I want to know, like, what do Browns fans actually think of Baker Mayfield? And what I've gotten so far from the responses have been basically this.


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[Assistant] And chat, you can join in on this too. Who do we think will have a better career long term? Deshaun Watson? Or Baker?


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[Assistant] The most interesting thing about this whole thing to me is that


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[Assistant] We are valuing Baker Mayfield at the same value that we are valuing Omari Cooper.


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[Assistant] I just think the problem with Baker Mayfield is he got in too many commercials.


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[Assistant] Would you rather have Lamar Jackson or Josh Allen?


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[Assistant] They have discovered this new race of creatures and now one individual, one researcher is examining this


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[Assistant] If I could throw my two cents in, I would just start by saying, echoing Brandon's statements and saying this looks very dope as heck, like I don't care what you think about tattoos, but this is a very impressively done tattoo.


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[Assistant] That makes sense. To me, this is really a metaphor on, uh, what happens, you know, when you win games that you should not win. Like games, for example, Dez Bryant, as you can see, like those circles to me, I'm getting that sense from this tattoo. Maybe this was something


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[Assistant] I think we should talk about the larger issue here, like what Pat McAfee was talking about. Should stadiums?


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[Assistant] To have a home-field advantage in the snow?


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[Assistant] But four more teams are being considered to join the SEC as college football makes its way back towards, uh, really three conferences? The heck? So.


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[Assistant] What were the teams, did you guys see the teams that were being listed? It was Virginia, North Carolina, uh.


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[Assistant] What's crazy is like, it's cyclical. Like, if you look at how history has played out with conferences, it's like, this is what happens. They become these big major conferences, then they break off.


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[Assistant] Forming up these big major conferences now. So it'll be interesting to see maybe 10, 20, 30 years from now, the break apart of all these big conferences. Because I want more money.


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[Assistant] Vanderbilt is on the up and up. They have a great baseball program.


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[Assistant] That development league, is that like the equivalent of the G league for the NHL?


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[Assistant] Can we end with a discussion on the ongoing trade talks surrounding Kevin Durant? Have you guys been keeping up with the latest and greatest? Tom, what have you been hearing?


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[Assistant] That's my show, thank you so much. What I've been hearing, I don't know if you guys have heard this, I heard that the Nets recently made an offer to the Timberwolves. And they said, hey, we'll give you Kevin Durant if you give us Carl Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards.


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[Assistant] They said take a hike, as would I.


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[Assistant] He might actually go to the Jazz. The latest I've been hearing too is now, uh, looks like Toronto. Scotty Barnes might.


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[Assistant] Be touchable. It was been being floated that you cannot have Scotty Barnes no matter what. Now, all of the sudden...


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's just living the life. Okay, what's coming out on everyone's channels?


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[Assistant] I would, but I would only know how to do one team and even for that one team I'd have to do immense research and then even then my views might not be as high. So we'll see. We'll see.


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[Assistant] See, I find that a little bit different for Tampa though, just because it's Tampa and they got the Bucs and the Lightning there, and both of that. Little bandwagon. Yea, so I think it's a little bit different there, but I do agree with you. Who's this dude? Is this Darcy Kempley? Oh, that's Georgie F?


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[Assistant] Wait, what Tom? I said, do I have time to poop before we start? Yes, and go.


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[Assistant] I'm just like, yeah, it's really rough. Got the commanders this week and then, you know, Buffalo, uh, next Sunday night football. And he's like, yeah, at least you're not the Broncos though.


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[Assistant] I think after Monday night, like on special teams, you should be able to pick up a defender and throw them like a lawn dart at the returner. Cause like, let's go like full force. Just cause I want to see Perna melt down.


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[Assistant] Honestly, our special teams are the best right now. Even when they're making, they have, we have block field goals and block puns. They're still the best part of this team right now.


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[Assistant] I walked into a bar last night, and there was literally four people in there, cause it was like later at night. And I walked into the bar, and the Yankees game was- Who are the Yankees playing right now?


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[Assistant] Scooter, if you can get him to push you on the sidelines, oh.


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[Assistant] You imagine if that's how they take down Dan Snyder because the check was like for the wrong account because they were accused of doing two different accounts. They're like, oh, sorry. No, that's not that one. They discover.


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[Assistant] Their defense is like becoming kind of an issue because they haven't had a turnover since what, the Bills game? I don't think they've like caused one, but yeah, no. The fact that they'll actually be able to put up points will be helpful, I think, to win football games because usually that's what you need to do unless you play on Thursday night or Monday night.


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[Assistant] You see folks, if you wanna take a look at a sports book and say, I think that Dak Prescott coming back is gonna blow the doors off this thing, well why don't you put your money where your banana goes in your holster?


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[Assistant] I can make this happen. Well, DraftKings, they got, they got a thing for you because if you're a new customer and you're walking into that saloon and you're like, I'm going to put down Abraham Lincoln on the table, you just slide it over real nice, right?


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[Assistant] And then you win that bet, they're going to be like, A-O.


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[Assistant] You don't give you an additional $200. That's right, that's a lot of Abe Lincoln. You can go to the theater for that kind of money. Alright? On top of that, there's same game parlays. I'm sure there's like different game parlays too. I don't know. There's probably multiple. You buy multiple things. Right? Can you bet on pirate ships yet?


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[Assistant] Okay, I just wanted, I just wanted to know. So you could do that. And then if, uh, sports bags aren't available in your state, you could do the fantasy stuff. You could do that and cry a little bit. It's fine. But yeaah. Download the app. Use the code.


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[Assistant] Let's just talk about the game. Especially when Cooper Rush was what? Can I actually address that for a second? Yes. I know that Scooter is obviously the Cowboys fan. So the way that I talked about it on the stream while I was watching that game.


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[Assistant] Was that like the Cowboys with Cooper Rush, like you said, Cooper Rush has been fine. Like he's been like the guy who's not going to lose to the football game, you know, but the game plan with Cooper Rush.


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[Assistant] Is very, let's hand the ball off and let's our defense like destroy the opponent, right? We'll probably get like, you know, some points out of that or get at least short fields, what have you. The problem with Cooper Rush is when that team


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[Assistant] It's very difficult for them to come back because they take a ton of time off the clock, and even if they're running the ball well, they need to score points. Because you looked, especially in the beginning of the game, that first half, and then near the end of the game, Koopa Rush had to move the ball downfield quickly, and it resulted in turnovers, or it resulted in three in-outs, what have you.


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[Assistant] So that, it's just a different type of football team. But now that you have Dak Prescott back, as Scooter was saying, like it opens up the entire playbook. And if you're down 14 points, you don't have to worry. Well, uh, I hope our defense steps up cause we're just going to run the ball because that's basically all we can do in play action.


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[Assistant] That all of this stuff can get better. It's just, I think it first starts with the offensive line.


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[Assistant] You know, LaFleur talked about it today, saying, you know, is this one of the things that we ride it out or do we like move one guy, do we move two guys and I just ask for something, please for the love of God be done.


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[Assistant] You have Elton Jenkins who's a great offensive lineman, but he shouldn't be at right tackle. He needs to move back into guard.


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[Assistant] Uh, you have Royce Newman, who's on the field, who should not be on the field. I know Jake Hanson's injured, but we need to put Yash and Iman probably at right tackle to see how he does.


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[Assistant] I think as soon as you can block for Aaron Rodgers, and Aaron Rodgers is also injured too, but as soon as you're able to block for Aaron Rodgers and also for the run game, the team is automatically going to get better on offense. On defense, it comes down to coaching. And I think a lot of that's going to fall on Joe Barry's shoulders. And at the same time, you also need the players to execute better.


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[Assistant] So I think it all can get better and I think the talent is on that football team to be a good competitive team. It just is not come together yet, but it can change with time and with some adjustments.


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[Assistant] Wait, what happened to the audio? I can't hear. Oh there's everybody.


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[Assistant] Hi Brandon, welcome to the show. This is clickbait sports on every Thursday.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow will be a GPS, uh, probably a roast between Commanders fans and Packers fans, then also what the hell is wrong with, uh, the Packers. I'm gonna do like a breakdown video.


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[Assistant] Can you go in depth for people who don't know what that is?


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[Assistant] I mean, don't do that. You wouldn't download a car. Uh, no, I will say, uh, that this episode of Hard Knocks was probably the best episode of Hard Knocks that I have seen in a long time. Just because the past few seasons have both...


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[Assistant] They've been like a drag. I don't even think I finished the Cowboys one because it got so boring. But this one was really good. Like really, really good.


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[Assistant] So, I just, I mean, I said this when they brought in Dan Campbell and saw what they did with their first draft when they brought in Panay Sewell and they kind of just build it through the trenches.


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[Assistant] Then after last year and seeing like how much of a pain he asked the Lions were, you know, not only for the Packers, but for a bunch of teams. I know their record wasn't great, but then going forward in this draft and hitting a home run and just getting Aiden Hutchinson, who I think is going to be a stud for them.


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[Assistant] It's awesome because they go through like all the coaches that they have on the organization right now and they're like all former players. So like they're going at each other. Like you just see the camaraderie, but also like the competitive edge.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean like you have guys like Jamal Williams on that team who is just, I miss that man so much. Like the Lions, I tweeted last night after watching it, the Lions have been like the younger brother of the NFC North for a very, very long time. And if they continue to rebuild in a very like slow, intentional way,


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[Assistant] They're going to be set up for long-term success. Now, I think that's going to be predicated on if they get a QB because like Jared Goff I think will be serviceable, you know, for this year and what have you. But if they're able to land a franchise QB within the next couple of years, like they will be competing for the division. 100%.


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[Assistant] Listen, you know, Dan Campbell has a good point. He's talking about playing like on like the worst fields, like he'll go play anywhere. And according to, you know, Cairo Santos, literally the Bears own kicker who had to go to crappier fields to go and practice to kind of emulate Soldier Field. You know, he plays on a terrible field at least once a year.


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[Assistant] My biggest regret in my career.


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[Assistant] Doesn't involve my... Doesn't involve calling my GMA Ritz. That's a type of...


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[Assistant] My biggest regret is that I'll never get to see me.


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[Assistant] Antonio Brown, play a game live.


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[Assistant] Sure, I can watch the game afterwards, but I can't imagine what that was like for you all to see. Something like that.


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[Assistant] Like watching The Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks.


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[Assistant] But is that actually what he said or no?


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[Assistant] I mean, listen, Red Rocks is an awesome venue. Uh, we were, Perna and I were robbed of going this year. I mean, I'll pull up for Jesus if he's performing at Red Rocks, not gonna lie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like maybe like per season it might add up to be significant. I mean, it's going to be more than like Kyler Murray and it's going to be more than some of the others that you've seen. I mean, he's going to get paid a crap ton of money.


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[Assistant] If, like, I think of like maybe like a Joe Burrow, a Justin Herbert, like down the line will get more than Deshaun Watson, and that's nothing against Lamar Jackson, that's just how crazy the Deshaun Watson contract actually is.


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[Assistant] Like the amount of guaranteed money is off the wall insane. And unless like Joe Burrow like wins a Super Bowl, like back to back Super Bowls, like I don't think you're gonna see that.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, they didn't lose anything, it's just him going back to the Dolphins. I mean, what, it was for a 6th rounder, right? 7th rounder, I believe. A 7th rounder. So it wasn't even related.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the only thing. I mean, next year I think is gonna be a big year because otherwise they're like, they're gonna have to move on and be like,


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[Assistant] My second video I ever put out got 65k and, but that took a while, but then I didn't do anything on YouTube for a while, so.


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[Assistant] I only have one 1 million one, and that's the Jordan Love one, so. You have no million hitters? No, I've got like 20 of them.


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[Assistant] Do you think- Most robbed? What? Uhhh.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's okay? Yes. Alright, that's a good thing. Well, Brady, I don't know why that was such a big story, like he's going to be taking some time off and it was just like, everybody's fine, but it's like work life related things, but this was like a massive thing. Like, oh man, but they like, he talked to the coaches beforehand. I don't know why this was a thing.


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[Assistant] I honestly think that they, they will probably be a top 5 pick, 100%.


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[Assistant] Well, I was gonna say, so like Aaron Rodgers has spoke out against us a whole bunch of times and says that like practice for him, like for the vets are more important than the actual preseason games because like he just doesn't see the value in like going in for a series or anything like that because he's done it.


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[Assistant] Another example is Jordan Love, right? So Jordan Love, they're practicing. This is his third year. Like, yeah, he needs to go full speed. Like that's a huge game for him tomorrow, just to kind of see how he's developed over this pass off season, because there's a lot of hype coming out of camp of like how he's been developing. So here you go. Like try, try and do something with it and translate it to actual game.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I know. I'm just saying that there's all these things that Perna could have. I mean, he has stomach issues now, but like he also could have gout.


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[Assistant] People have been asking for Tree to do a Lenny monologue. Like, from the west.


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[Assistant] Those are, they're all improv, so I couldn't even tell you what I said. You'd have to watch it back a whole lot and write it down.


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[Assistant] No, like my character Lenny from the west last year. Like the chiefs fan used to break out in random monologues. So I did like a five minute monologue.


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[Assistant] If it was really bad, like just have Shreed go to Brown's training camp and get Deshaun Watson's autograph.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, we got Q&A tomorrow. Uhm, next week I'll be reporting live from training camp. Uhm, I'll have sideline passes for both practices and also the game and front row tickets for the game. So there'll be lots of content coming out about that.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we're doing next week. Are we doing next week? Two of us are out? I mean, you can.


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[Assistant] I'm a shark repeatedly and I think it's time that we cancel this. It's getting rough. Just kill us now. Kill it. I'm kind of hungry.


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[Assistant] I mean, you gotta wait till this stuff pans out before you start doing a video. Cause if the NFL starts appealing and they magically tweak the wheel of discipline to go from six games to lose a turn or two games to bankruptcy,


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[Assistant] You know what? You gotta wait for that to happen. There's so much more that has to go on. You have to remember too.


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[Assistant] The Calvin Ridley got suspended an entire year for a $1500 parlay, even though you make the argument that it is gambling and that is forbidden.


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[Assistant] Wow, Deshaun Watson has at least 50 happy endings and gets suspended roughly a third of a game per woman accuser. So, you know what?


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[Assistant] I think that is the glory of the wheel. It is impartial. It is unbiased. It doesn't take feelings or thought or logic into any consideration. It is a simple wheel. You spin it.


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[Assistant] And I feel like that's the fairest judgment of all. So if I, I feel like that should happen for all crime. If you steal a loaf of bread and you spin on death penalty, you get the wheel of fortune sound and then you're immediately hung. So, you know, I do not want to live.


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[Assistant] I think the NFL PA is just trying to protect one of their players. I think that's what they do for every situation. So that's why they're saying this out loud. Even though you can make the argument, I'm going to play devil's advocate here. Deshaun Watson was accused 22 times. He was never charged with a crime. He has settled with a bunch of his lawsuits.


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[Assistant] And there was like some consensual action. There are some alleged consensual action between a few of them.


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[Assistant] Ideal situation, but at the same time, they're trying to protect one of their own that he doesn't get screwed over. That's what the NFLPA is doing.


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[Assistant] Well, once again, if you're an athlete and you're really good, you pretty much have Teflon. You can get away with a lot of crap and Pittsburgh saw it with a certain quarterback that just retired. So Cleveland have fun with that.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, it was propaganda. It was like something North Korea would blush at. You remember that final thing on an NBC after the wild card game? They called him wholesome family man. They called him dependable, honest. It's like wow.


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[Assistant] I think it should be a minimum of 8 games. I think that's the least you can really do for the situation. I feel like they're gonna overreact because of all the backlash coming from everybody. Same thing that kinda happened in Ray Rice, but that had new evidence as well.


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[Assistant] At the same time, kinda unrightfully, but it is pretty rightful. But they're gonna come out and say at least a year.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be one of those things where they just like throw the book at him just because they want to try and calm the tensions that are coming.


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[Assistant] What's the fastest you guys have ever been on the highway?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, if you're on a racetrack, I can just say like, Oh, I had 165 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] And who was playing? We got football. We got football.


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[Assistant] Deontay Johnson. He's the big one. He hasn't been in practice yet. He's waiting for a new contract.


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[Assistant] That's just his way of immunizing himself, so you know what, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they couldn't prove it. So that's the only reason why they didn't get suspended for that. I thought that was the reason.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I hope if the Steelers end up winning that game, I hope that Brian Flores just whips out his junk and just starts slapping Steven Ross silly with it. And he's on his knees just crying. It's like, beg for those unaware of what Tree's talking about.


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[Assistant] Well, what you're forgetting is a major point. You remember, Bill Belichick tested Brian Flores that he got the job with the New York Giants, yet nobody announced it and they realized...


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[Assistant] Oh wait, I texted the wrong Brian. He was trying to text Brian Dable, who was a member of the Patriots. It's like, oops, uh, uh, hey, how you doing, Brian? Uh, have, have a good day. And that's why he decided to start soon.


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[Assistant] He wants chaos. He's just sitting there drinking orange juice and studying film for 10 hours a day. He wants his fun and it's not...


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[Assistant] I disagree. I think that Stephen Ross should have been forced to get slapped by Brian Flores' joke. There's that.


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[Assistant] With Calvin Ridley and that's the reason why it's kind of a false equivalence to compare these sort of suspensions. The NFL is trying to make sure that nobody does gambling because there's the potential of throwing or like impacting the game. That's what they're afraid of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the reason why Calvin Ridley got caught. He used a proxy that was measured in Florida and he was in Florida at the time. He didn't use Express VPN or one of the other fine VPNs.


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[Assistant] We've got the quarterback drama, apparently.


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[Assistant] Deontay Johnson got extended for two years in a bridge contract, so he'll get paid a good bit before he goes to UFA status and probably gets paid by another team. Because, I mean, we already have some wide receivers.


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[Assistant] George Pickens is having some big catches, and he is like the big, big wide out, so he'll probably be really good, and then he will probably run himself out of town due to his antics in about three years, because that's how Steelers wide receivers are. As I said, for the quarterback option as well, you have to consider, everybody wants Kenny Pickett.


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[Assistant] There's option rumors that Mason Rudolph will be in quarter, uh, starting contention and all of Pittsburgh is melting down because they apparently think Mason Rudolph is the worst quarterback we've had since Neil O'Donnell.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, Trubisky apparently, uh, missed seven straight passes, short passes. So everyone's panicking over that as well. So it's a good times with Stiller football, which means we're going to


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, he's gonna, he's gonna get like five picks and everyone's gonna think he's elite. Speaking of which, uh, have you guys been paying attention to Trevor Penning? I literally was just about to bring this up.


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[Assistant] Probably Bob Probert's, uhm, I would have to say Marty McSorley's one of them.


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[Assistant] And especially with Jacksonville, by the way, thank you morons for completely borking the wide receiver market. We absolutely appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Christian Kirk was paid as a top five whiteout at the time of his contract. I'm like, wait.


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[Assistant] It's a win-win. Let's find out. But remember, you have to add that hundo that you got from Twitch too, Brandon. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't see it.


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[Assistant] I am going to be working, I'm working on a bid for the MLB trade deadline, hoping to have that out in the next few days.


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[Assistant] Hopefully we will finally be cancelled sooner rather than later, but unfortunately we keep getting dragged out, so you know what? I don't know why we're doing this, it's a punishment.


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[Assistant] Welcome everybody to Thursday at 5 o' 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. You know what time it is. It is clickbait sports time. Yes. I'm your host Five Points Vids with who's this man right here to my


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[Assistant] To my other side, I've got a punishment today, Jeff Treedommer.


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[Assistant] What was the weirdest food you had at the Texas State Fair?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And then, Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff. Graff.


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[Assistant] First, I was trying to throw shade at, uh, Tom Grassi for what happened in London!


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[Assistant] Well, we, we need to first address the topic of the show so that we don't, people aren't wondering why they're here.


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[Assistant] So let's just get into it. ESPN drops a complete...


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[Assistant] Chop job on Dan Snyder today.


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[Assistant] Tell all with a bunch of unnamed sources basically saying that Dan Snyder referred to the NFL as a mafia. Which is...


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[Assistant] Like, like if the NFL is a mafia, like which mafia, like we need to match up which owners are which characters.


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[Assistant] Uh, for me, reading it, I read every word except for the parts that I skimmed.


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[Assistant] And uhm, me reading it was like, wow, I really just started to hate Dan Snyder like even more. Like how petty he is.


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[Assistant] That, I mean, you know, all this is alleged, but him hiring private investigators to follow people around, his playbook of, I'm not selling the team no matter what, and his sort of disillusion that sort of comes off in the article, that was what.


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[Assistant] I reacted to the most and it's like, man, this guy is a real scumbag. You know?


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[Assistant] I think he would get Epstein before that ever happened. You don't mess with the most powerful, 30 powerful dudes, like no way that comes out. But I do, first I want to hear- 30 powerful dudes.


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[Assistant] Scooter did not get his at bat here for his thoughts. So go ahead and knock it out of the park, buddy.


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[Assistant] What? Let's speculate as to what kind of dirt.


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[Assistant] Before we do the casting of the Mafia, let's speculate to what kind of dirt does Dan Snyder have?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you just turn it off. Uncomfortable subject. I feel like he's got dirt also on like un...


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[Assistant] Like you know these guys get around the corner, huddle up and just be like, hey man, I found this tax loophole man. Like you can just, I just stole five million dollars from this welfare. Look at Brett Favre. He's such an amateur. He got caught. I just robbed the entire state of Alaska. And they're just like, oh yeaah. And that's on tape.


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[Assistant] Wildflower, do you have any dirt speculations?


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[Assistant] That's it. In the poo water. Sand in the poo water.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's pivot, pivot, to the mafia quote, which was really funny that he, he said it's like a mafia.


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[Assistant] And uhm, we're going to place, uh, maybe just the owners of our individual teams as characters, as any gangster, as any fictional gangster in the


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[Assistant] Uhm, creative universe, yes. So I will call on Brandon to place Walmart, uh, as a fictional gangster, though I think it's kind of easy.


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[Assistant] I know exactly where I'm going with this. Give me your thought on it.


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[Assistant] Oh, Gus Fring, right? Like a legal gangster that is just, you know, hiding in plain sight. Walmart is, you know.


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[Assistant] Probably got some bodies in a closet somewhere. You know, they had to clear out some pygmies and, and, uh, burn down a village so that they could get Walmart in on a different continent. I'm sure it's happened.


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[Assistant] So Gus Fring, for me, would be whichever Walton it is that owns the Denver Broncos.


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[Assistant] Do you think at the owner's meetings that the, the, all the other owners get together and make fun of Mark Davis? And they're just like, there's that poor boy Mark Davis. His net worth is less than a billion. What a loser.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Tree. Who are the Roonies in the Mafia universe? Stop punishing me.


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[Assistant] Scooter, who is Jerry John? I gotta hear this one.


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[Assistant] Eventually gets clipped. Tom, you don't have an owner, so pick somebody else.


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[Assistant] He's Whitey Bulger. He's, he's from, uh, the Departed. He's just, he's playing both sides. He's an informant. He's snitching on all his friends. And then he's, he's going into hiding whenever they, I'm glad though, the Giants are winning. He hadn't said a word. So he's, this has been good.


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[Assistant] So, I was very surprised that he was charged criminally. First of all, like, the security is in charge, like, you're not supposed to be in the tunnel, even if you're a camera person, like, you cannot obstruct


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[Assistant] They're leaving the field. They're amped up. Like, I thought that the charges were levied so that he could sue DeFonte Adams later, and that this was just the setup for him to get his bag.


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[Assistant] If, if these charges go through, the most they'll give Devonte Adams is community service where he goes out and plays with a bunch of kids in Denver and just, and signs a couple footballs and then has to settle out of court with this dumbass cameraman that got in the way. Now look, Devonte Adams did shove the guy, okay?


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[Assistant] Why was he there? Why was he in front of Devontae Adam, a guy who's in a, in a frenzied emotional state after his idiot coach?


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[Assistant] What is our culture? No one wants to be accountable for anything these days.


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[Assistant] My mom, we were in a car accident and my mom got like...


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[Assistant] 75 grand. Just, you know, I, I had pain and suffering. I might have missed work. I'm probably gonna get, unless, if I get fired for being an idiot, like, you know, for my own stupidity.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say like 75k, maybe 80, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, I was, I was surprised. I mean, the Giants weren't supposed to win this game, you know, but maybe, maybe, uh, Aaron Rodgers just


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[Assistant] Too many tea and crumpets. Whatever was the problem, why they didn't run the ball, that was pretty curious. I'm just happy that the, uhm,


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[Assistant] The Giants won and that I got to call Tom Grosse immediately afterwards and gloat and just have a wonderful, wonderful time.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm just, I thought that the Giants played a good game. The real test for the Giants is going to be this weekend if they can beat


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[Assistant] The Ravens, like if they go out and beat the Ravens and they're five and one, then you're thinking playoffs. If they lose and they're four and two, then you kind of got to reset and, and think about how you get back into winning football. But you know, the Giants, they're, they're winning with a terrible roster.


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[Assistant] Also, you gotta remember things, the Denver Broncos started 3-0 last year, okay? And even though that was a pretty false 3-0, the Giants, I mean, they are uh,


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[Assistant] We got the momentum now, but it was very pleasurable to call Tom Grosse. And once again, witness another win for the Giants over the Packers in a crucial kind of part of the season.


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[Assistant] No, no, because like you wanna win, right? What about the, what if someone said this about the Bengals last year? It's like, oh, you guys are winning too much. And then they go all the way to the freaking Super Bowl. You just don't know.


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[Assistant] And until you lose and until you're in the position where you have to give up, if you're a fan, if you're a GM, if you're an executive, you will take like the Giants won in 2012. They won a Superbowl with us, with a roster that everyone said was garbage, right? And they went out and won a Superbowl.


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[Assistant] You just, you're gonna take it as far as you can. That type of mentality, that's a loser's mentality.


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[Assistant] That is where you, where being average hurts you. If you're on the up, if you're trying to build, average is good. It's like, all right, we got there. We only need a couple more pieces. We need these receivers who are trashed to actually be out on the field.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's a lot of, the, the one thing Uche said this on Twitter is like, haven't y'all heard about mid-round talent? Like a lot of the best players come from rounds two through five. Like that's where you get- Aaron Jones, fifth round player. Right.


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[Assistant] Don't be getting that stuff. Then why do they call


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[Assistant] Yeah. No, I'm saying no, no, because I don't, I don't want to go across the pond.


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[Assistant] That one? Yes. I, I sang that in the shower after the game. I was just like. Tree! Who did the streamers play? Five was also pretty good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. You're right. You're right. The broncos have been bad.


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[Assistant] I know, the one positive thing was like your defense was killing Nicole. Everyone literally got hurt. Like one dude broke his wrist and then somebody else got hurt. Like the defense is solid and that's masking Nathaniel Hackett's ineptness as a coach. I saw a stat today.


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[Assistant] Oh, Scooter, is your mic like, uh, not plugged in all the way? I'm hearing some interference. Are you hearing some reverb? Is somebody? No, I'm hearing like, uh, a tone. Can you guys hear me? I don't know. I don't know if it's... Does anyone else hear that? The static?


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[Assistant] Dropping big turds and then turning around and sniffing it and saying, mmm, smell those roses. Like they are bought into their own BS.


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[Assistant] And I think because we cannot have nice things, the Cowboys are going to win on Sunday night and you are going to be insufferable come Monday because


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[Assistant] This high will be as high season because from then o


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[Assistant] Well, the Giants beat them. That's what I saw. Eagles are much better.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, let's, let's preview the Thursday night game. Thank you, Scooter, for your support on the Cowboys. Let's get some, let's get some predictions. Just one prediction from everybody. Brandon, Brandon, go first.


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[Assistant] 24-14, I'm going 2-0, uh, commanders in the most unwatchable.


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[Assistant] Football game since last Thursday. It is going to be ugly. No, I think the commanders will win. I can't give you a score because you don't, you know that the manipulators are firing up their manipulation. You know that good L. When, you know, when they go to the replay booth, when they


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[Assistant] Just go, go pee in a bottle. Don't worry, I'll eat his heart. I got $12.


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[Assistant] Tom, I propose that Brandon's punishment is, is for next week, all he can see is Bronco's Country, Let's Ride, the entire show. Whenever he's asked a question, whenever he is, uh, every response has to be Bronco's Country, Let's Ride, no matter what.


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[Assistant] Or he can talk normal, but every sentence has to be ended with, Broncos country, let's ride. So he has to be like, I think that the Broncos will win next week, Broncos country, let's ride.


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[Assistant] Instead of having to just say only Broncos country, let's re- or we just do it both!


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[Assistant] Alright, we can, we've made it an hour, we can.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, what's coming out? Uh, I'm doing a video on


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[Assistant] It was, it was, we all had a field day on Twitter. It was one of those things where it's so bad, it's good, but yeah, the week before the Thursday game was just so bad, but last week was, it was like watching the room. It was really just, it's like, all right, can we just. See you tonight, and then maybe a reaction afterwards.


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[Assistant] You know what? It feels right that I host this episode only for the fact.


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[Assistant] That the Orlando Magic will be picking...


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[Assistant] The first overall, y'all see the jersey, the first overall pick, eight o'clock, it's happening. But before we get to that, I guess we'll just start.


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[Assistant] But we'll start with NHL. Okay, we'll start 5Tree, Brandon Perna.


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[Assistant] Were you guys watching this game? Game four NHL Stanley Cup Finals.


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[Assistant] It went into overtime. Let's get some rapid reaction. Brandon Perna, you're an avalanche fan. Tell me what you saw. Go.


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[Assistant] Set us up. You also saw the game last night. For those who may not know the lore behind what's going on right now. Can you set us up? What's going on in this Stanley Cup Finals? It's game four, Avalanche are up three one. Set the story for us.


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[Assistant] Okay. Here's my, let me, here's my device before you get that interjection tree. This is what I would say. I just saw that this was a lightning team that looked tired. They look gas. You're coming off a team, a Colorado avalanche team. They've been arrested. They've been waiting for you.


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[Assistant] I'm a lightning fan. We're on year four of being a bolts fan. Here's what I saw. I saw us coming out.


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[Assistant] Fast! We came out to play, scoring quick, and then all of the sudden, period two happens, and it seems like we just...


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[Assistant] We just slowed down for whatever reason. We stopped the attack and we just slowed down and we allowed Colorado to begin to attack us. And honestly.


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[Assistant] It never let up since then. We never countered since the second period. So.


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[Assistant] Can the Tampa Bay Lightning win three games in a row, yes or no?


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[Assistant] Okay, so we'll see how that, we'll see how that plays out. Brandon Perna, will the, can the Tampa Bay Lightning win three games in a row? Anything can happen.


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[Assistant] I believe we're gonna get it on record. Ulten7, anything is possible. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Let's get Tom back in this conversation though. Let's switch over to NFL.


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[Assistant] We have Gronk retiring. Let's start there. Gronk's outta here. But we did see that. He made a tweet saying, if Tom Brady needs me.


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[Assistant] I'm there. I'll come out of retirement for this man. What are we thinking here? Rapid, rapid reaction. Gronk retires. Tom, do you care? Does anyone care?


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[Assistant] You said Gronkh might be the best tight end ever? Is that true? You believe that in your heart?


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[Assistant] Dude. Okay. Alright. I feel like it's like a...


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[Assistant] Do we think this man is gonna be retired? Do we think he's gonna come out of retirement? What are the grog vibes?


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[Assistant] If I could interject, I found it so interesting when we saw, like he lost so much muscle mass one year. Do you guys remember this? Like he just looked like how I look basically right now. Just lost a whole bunch of muscle mass. I don't know. Do you think this has anything to do with it? Maybe? I don't know.


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[Assistant] We continue with some more NFL news. Deshaun Watson settling 20 out of the 24 cases. What does this mean? Why do we think he's settled it now? Has someone said, yo, you need to do this or you're not playing. And then I saw some other tweets saying,


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[Assistant] This man's getting suspended for a year, no matter what happens. What are you guys seeing about the Deshaun Watson case? What's been going on? What are you hearing? Anyone want to take this first?


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[Assistant] That's fair. Uh, we're having some technical issues with my video, but we're going to keep this conversation going. Tom, what have you heard about this settling with Deshaun Watson? Why do you think this is taking place?


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[Assistant] We're going to stay with the Browns. Okay. The Browns have made a lot of people upset by taking this quarterback into Sean Watson trading for him.


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[Assistant] Number one being their current quarterback, Baker Mayfield, the only quarterback who's won a playoff game for their organization in the past 797 years. They've managed to upset this man. What are they going to do with him?


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[Assistant] Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Brandon.


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[Assistant] So let's put a button on this.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're saying that under no circumstance would Baker Mayfield play a game for the Browns. And essentially, whatever teams that we're interested in to Sean Watson, those are going to be the same teams that are interested in Baker Mayfield. Is that what we're saying?


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[Assistant] Jamus does have some interesting workouts. I'm checking the tweet. Who's the best tight end of all time? We got a lot of Tony Gonzalez, a lot of Shannon Sharps, Ozzy, Ozzy Newsome.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're gonna keep this thing moving forward though. Uh, right here we have Congress is now getting involved with grilling.


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[Assistant] The Washington commanders, five or three, you guys want to set this one up? What's going on?


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[Assistant] The NFL basically is not holding Washington accountable and so now Congress is doing a deep


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[Assistant] Dive saying, show us what you found in FL. Is that, do I have that right?


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[Assistant] So for those, uh, yeah, uh, so basically we lost Tony Siragusa, uh, from the Ravens and we also lost, I believe, Jalen


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[Assistant] Jalen Ferguson. Jalen Ferguson as well.


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[Assistant] So if you guys would like to pay your respects in the chat right now, it would be an appropriate time to do that. But for you guys to, uhm, anyone who knows,


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[Assistant] I loved it. I thought it was great. My most, most of my memories of him are as a sideline reporter. If I'm being like completely honest, it was just to me in my mind, it was just some dude


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[Assistant] Who I could relate to because he wasn't all buttoned up like these other reporters. He wasn't like the stereotypical sideline reporter. It was the goose on the sideline.


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[Assistant] So, uh, rest in peace, Tony Syracuse, and also Jalen Ferguson.


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[Assistant] We're going to transition though from NFL down to college football. I don't know if any of you guys saw Arch Manning. Arch Manning.


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[Assistant] B, the University of Ohio was awarded the trademark for the word the.


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[Assistant] The Ohio state, they got the trademark for the. Okay. Let's start with Arch Manning though.


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[Assistant] He chooses Texas though, not Ole Miss, not Hotty Toddy, uh, five, what are we thinking?


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[Assistant] Right. I wouldn't be mad. I wouldn't be mad, uh, the Mannings governing, uh, the United States of America. Tom, what are we thinking? Arch Manning? New legacy? Is Texas back?


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[Assistant] We will see how it plays out. Uh, moving on though.


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[Assistant] These, I didn't look at the trademark, but it might be within the clothing class. So it could be you can't have a...


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[Assistant] The, when you're talking about another sports team or


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[Assistant] I'm not really entirely sure. It could be in a different class altogether. I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, it depends which class, which class it's in. But when you think, I don't know, is there anything else like this in sports with sports teams where it's like a word that describes the 12th man, 12th man? Who do you think?


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[Assistant] What the heck, it literally just left me. What I was about to say. Sorry, as I said, we all suck. It just left me. So then let's go ahead and transition to our final topic.


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[Assistant] Our final topic of the day, the Orlando magic getting ready in a couple of hours to select the number one draft pick.


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[Assistant] Are you guys following? Do you guys, are you aware of the top couple of picks who could be taken? Do you care at all about the NBA? Tom.


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[Assistant] Absolutely five. What's your analysis?


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[Assistant] I can't relate. Listen, that's my grand hill. Tree! Who's your NBA team, and who do you want them to pick?


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[Assistant] Listen, you can come over. You can be a Magic fan. We are taking applications right now. If you don't have a team, now's the time to get on the bandwagon. Dynasty starts in two years. Who are the Denver Nuggets selecting Brandon Perna? Have you been following at all? Who do you want, if any?


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[Assistant] Denver actually is a great team. Like, that's a good young team over there. We gave y'all, uh, Aaron Gordon.


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[Assistant] Who do I want? It's really between three people. It's between Paulo Boncaro.


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[Assistant] It's between Chet Holmgren and it's between who I think the Orlando Magic are gonna draft. Who all the outlets are saying the Orlando Magic is going to draft.


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[Assistant] It's not that it's a weaker draft, it's just that there is no clear number one, because one, two, three, and four could literally all be all-stars.


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[Assistant] So basically I will be happy with Paulo, Chet or Jabari. I just.


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[Assistant] If you have no idea what's going on tonight in the NBA Draft, this is what you need to know for the top three. Check Homgren. Unicorn-like player. No one like him. There's no one like Homgren.


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[Assistant] So that's why some people are a little skeptical. Some people look at Porzingis and say, we don't want to draft another Porzingis. So that's why some people are cold on Chet, because they're saying, this is just another Porzingis. Also, his name is Chet.


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[Assistant] That's true, that is true. Then you have Paulo Moncaro, 6 foot 10. This is like a score. Okay, we're talking like Carmelo Anthony, player comp. This is a Carmelo Anthony, 6 foot 10.


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[Assistant] Some people are cold on Chet because they don't like his attitude. He's coming in hot. He's saying...


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[Assistant] Lastly, we have Jabari Smith, who I think the magic will be drafting, uh, because he fits our team perfectly. Also six foot 10, but this is one of the best three point shooters in the draft. He's shooting at 42% long, super long, just turned 19. And I think he's going to be


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[Assistant] I'll start off, I'm at 129 and 19 cents.


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[Assistant] Y'all are weird. I will do this.


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[Assistant] What have I gotten myself into? Before we close this out, let's go around and say what we're all going to be putting out on our channels recently. Uh, please pray for me for this challenge. I will be putting out game four and then the Orlando magic reaction video tomorrow. Tom, what's coming out on your channel?


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, Brandon, what's coming out on your channel? Stop playing.


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[Assistant] Well, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. This has been Clickbait Sports. We will see you guys next week. Same time, same place. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] Welcome everybody to Clickbait Sports. June 9th, 2022, we have the most interesting punishment


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[Assistant] As a workout. So he will not be participating directly in the chat. I mean he can hear us obviously.


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[Assistant] And Brandon, explain how the charity works and what you're going to do when it comes to that.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm the only person here that has been in that basement and also worked out with Perna in the exact same basement. I will tell you that Brandon gets after it when he works out.


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[Assistant] We also, hold on, I guess I need to host, we also have a special guest today, Ben Lepper, who was at the draft.


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[Assistant] As a participant with Make-A-Wish, we'll be joining us after we get through this opening segment. I'm gonna run down the show so that everyone stays.


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[Assistant] We have the Stanley Cup Playoffs. I've got a very interesting bet for both of you, Brandon and Cameron.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he couldn't afford the peloton. But Ben!


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[Assistant] You were at the draft, who did you get to announce?


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Which celebrity did you see backstage or who was there where you actually were starstruck? I know there's plenty.


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[Assistant] You were just like, hold up! Like, where you had to stop. I mean, I know you kind of get used to seeing famous people when you're around them, but who stopped the show for you?


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[Assistant] That is awesome. That's phenomenal. That is awesome. Uhm, I was gonna ask who disappointed you the most, but I think-


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[Assistant] My 40th time when we were out in Vegas, uh,


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[Assistant] I have to ask you Ben, officially here on June 9th, over under


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[Assistant] For Mac Jones hitting a gritty. I'm gonna set it at three. How many times he hits the gritty next year?


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[Assistant] Alright, I just followed you on Twitter, so please follow me back so I don't have to unfollow you. I only follow you.


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[Assistant] What's next? Get us back on track. Alright, let's get back on track here. The uh, Houston Texans.


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[Assistant] Might be added to the Deshaun Watson lawsuit. Now, uhm, as you all know, if you're a sports fan and you've been, if you're a fan of the NFL, you've been following this story.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a New York Times article comes out that says,


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[Assistant] That the Texans provided a lot of the framework for this to go down, that they arranged a lot of the massages that Deshaun Watson saw 66 masseuses in this time, that the Texans set up the VIP membership or whatever to this club where a lot of this happened.


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[Assistant] So there's a lot of plausibility that the Texans.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna let you guys talk about it, and then I'm gonna give my take, which you guys will probably disagree with, but whoever wants to step up to the plate here and talk about this, and if, we're not legal experts, but uhm, I would like to hear what you guys have to say.


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[Assistant] I've only had one massage in my life, and it was a couple's massage with the wife, and uh,


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[Assistant] I did not sign an NDA. Now they make you sign a lot of paperwork. I think that basically says you, if they turn you into Brandon Perna right here, sore from the massage, like that you won't sue them, but I don't know if that includes.


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[Assistant] Right, right. That's not atypical. Like usually when you join a class action suit, why would you go out and get your own attorney when one of them's done all the paperwork? Like you would just jump on in on that. My only thing is like how culpable are the Texans? Because in a lot of cases,


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[Assistant] A team will handle a player's physical therapy, right? They'll handle their massage, like, and they might lump massages into that. I just, I have


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[Assistant] Like if they knew about this, especially someone like Easterbee.


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[Assistant] Say the Texans don't get dragged in this. The biggest conversation that I have seen is that.


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[Assistant] If, say, Watson, you know, this goes to trial or whatever and he is found guilty, does the trade get negated?


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[Assistant] And, Watson is essentially, you know, cut, and all the pics go back to...


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[Assistant] The Texans, like, the trade is completely invalidated, or the Texans, or whatever happened.


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[Assistant] I don't see there being a scenario of take-see back-sees. Like, this is done. Like, it's over, they guaranteed the con- like, no one should bail out the Browns for being idiots. And that is what they were.


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[Assistant] The one thing that just blows my entire mind about this. Hold on. Is if they guaranteed 230 million dollars, they couldn't pay a private investigator 10,000 to go follow up on some leads.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Uh, I think the thing is that we're all forgetting though with all these allegations, by the way, $100 from Jirwa.


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[Assistant] This is, he's being sued for monetary gains here. So he could go out and just stroke one check and the lawsuit is done. Right? I mean,


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[Assistant] They'll be like, oh, Trevor Bauer got two years for one accuser, you know, and, and, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, Deshawn Watson gets one year for 24? Like, that's hypocritical? Like...


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it's, it's insane. It's insane. I think they do something where they come down hard and then let the appeal process go through. You know, maybe three years reduced to one and a half.


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[Assistant] We're about to find out how powerful the Haslam family is.


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[Assistant] Speaking of getting out of things, let's pivot to the next subject. I've got a great


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[Assistant] We're talking about the NHL Playoffs here. The Rangers and the Lightning. The Lightning going for a three-peat. Let's go. Avalanche are already in the finals.


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[Assistant] How about this, guys? Brandon, come get in frame so you can hear here. Don't drink, I don't need you to hydrate.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing. Out of the three of us here on this top third, our teams are still alive. Two of us are gonna get disappointed, right? Maybe all three of you get disappointed.


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[Assistant] That lose, I say you should have to get this haircut.


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[Assistant] If you lose. This is Paul Bissonette. Why is that a thing?


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[Assistant] The announcer, I forget, he lost a bet and he had to shave his head like Dr. Phil.


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[Assistant] My hair is how I make a living. How about you get the bald cap and place that on? You can get those on uhm, Amazon.


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[Assistant] Alright, Tree, tell us who's left in these playoffs. Set it up for us, Tree.


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[Assistant] So here's the thing, if the Rangers come out flat like they did in game four, they're in trouble tonight. I think it's a little different. They play different on home ice. They're, they, they're gonna, I mean, they're better.


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[Assistant] Uhm, who else got hurt la wasn't able to go. So we m centers last game. So we' I think if they have the f and everyone's healthy. T have trouble with the kid


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[Assistant] Lightning or a tough out? That's all I have to say. They are, they're not gonna just lay down.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I could see this ga- this easily going to seven.


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[Assistant] I think if the Rangers lose tonight, they're done.


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[Assistant] I feel sorry for whoever joined the stream right at that moment.


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[Assistant] It depends. I'm just saying, okay, like league game, something where you're loose, you know, like you get a fast break, are you dunking?


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[Assistant] Here's the other thing, what, cause I fell asleep during the last game cause 9pm is too rich for me, like I'm, I'm old. Alright, I'm like 90.


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[Assistant] I can't stay past nine up nine p.m. Why did the Celtics win? Why aren't the Warriors win? I would think that at Clay and Steph it would be splash time over. I don't think...


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[Assistant] I could be wrong. Boston, I just don't see them being as deep or as experienced as Golden State. Why are they winning for those platforms?


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[Assistant] Tom, I don't think you understand how big Africa is, okay? Like there's a lot of lions in Africa, alright?


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[Assistant] Go on. Oh no no, Tom, your title of the stream is wrong, by the way. You still have the old title from GCS.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I just derailed you, Scooter. Uhm, I don't have a problem with it. I just, I feel like if that's the way that he unwinds after a game to talk about it, he's gonna talk about it with his friends, right? So why not put it on podcasts? Uhm, if they lose though, that's gonna be thrown in their face forever. If they win, it was the magic of Draymond's podcast that day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, podcasting is pretty easy. Look at this screen!


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[Assistant] Ooh, miking up the umpires. You wanna hear Angel Hernandez tell some guy that he, uh, just punched out on a fastball 10 inches outside the plate that he sucks and he should go back to the bench? Sure.


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[Assistant] There's never been more devices to capture media than now and so I think more and more in the future you're just gonna see that over and over again of


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[Assistant] Everything's gonna come out eventually. Anyways, you should be treated. We should all act like we're on camera all the time. Anyways, maybe we'll become better people. Not Brandon, but most of us. Alright, one last thing.


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[Assistant] Oh, there goes Brandon. That was his parting shot. Yes. Can we talk? The Ram signed Cooper Cup. There is no salary cap.


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[Assistant] See why you would sign Ezekiel to what, a third deal?


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[Assistant] You know what, give him the max deal. Give him the maximum that he deserves so he can jump in the, uhm, Salvation Army thing again for whatever, $35 million a year for one time.


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[Assistant] Where are we on the donations? And then we gotta do the punishment countdown.


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[Assistant] If, if all the money that I was supposed to get went to the Alzheimer's Association, I am with it.


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[Assistant] No, it doesn't count. No, it's cause you're transferring that income somewhere else. Doesn't mean that the score wasn't what it was. You don't just give the points away. No sir. Double punishment.


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[Assistant] It depends on where in Denver though. If you're out in the countryside. You should go buy diapers.


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[Assistant] You probably go right now while you have the outfit on and you're sweaty, you know.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you're putting in the 300, so maybe we have the shirtless punishment for a next time, maybe if that happens.


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[Assistant] During the stream, yeaah, it's 24305, it'll be 24600, so we're only 400 short. Good job, boys!


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[Assistant] My father is suffering as well. It's been a six year battle. It's been really rough. So if we can find a cure or a treatment that is effective, I say, uh, it's a worthy cause to donate to. Respect.


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[Assistant] Who's hosting by the way? Tom? Tom, you host.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Yes, I went, uh, 0 for 1, saw 3 pitches, swung at them all, missed them all.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, against a D1 pitcher for, like, NC State's, like, number one lefty. So, it was, uh...


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[Assistant] So, uh, during the lockout, during the MLB lockout, uh, there, the,


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[Assistant] Teams were not in training camp, but minor league teams were all.


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[Assistant] Getting a lot of attention, and I was like, hey, you know what would be really cool? Is if a team of YouTubers like scrimmaged a minor league baseball team. And what, what are you guys spoon eating?


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[Assistant] I originally messaged the Savannah Bananas cause they do a lot of stuff with content creators and they instantly rejected me. Like within like an hour they were like no.


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[Assistant] They're like, we've done other things with influencers, but our calendar is pretty stacked. I was like, that's cool. And then I posted it on Twitter and then


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[Assistant] People on Twitter started adding other baseball teams. They're like, hey, maybe the, maybe the, um, Sacramento River Cats would be interested. Maybe the other teams. And then someone added the sock puppets and the sock puppets were like, I was like, okay, sock puppets, would you play us in a game? And they were like, yeah, we'll play you.


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[Assistant] Except for Tree, and I asked Tom and Brandon to come.


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[Assistant] And we put together a roster and uhm, not only did the sock puppets agree, but the disco turkeys who were playing tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, Summer, Woodbat, like they're, they're about to be pros. Like a couple of these guys on the team did an MLB combine stuff. They're essentially D1 players, but, uh, the Burlington Sockpuppets were a minor league team.


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[Assistant] in 2020, but now they've been, they are MLB affiliated. So it really is a pro team.


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[Assistant] So uhm, we're really excited about it. And we had a stream yesterday. We had over 3,000 concurrent viewers. There were over 350 people that attended the game. They didn't, uhm, yeaah. All the gate receipts went to charity. So they had a local charity for underprivileged youth.


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[Assistant] And uh, I mean they couldn't have been happier. Uh, we got to meet a bunch of fans afterwards.


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[Assistant] They just held the puck in the zone for five minutes until they finally put it in the net. And uhm, I don't think this series is far from over. This is how Tampa kind of looked against Toronto.


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[Assistant] But it's not always a winning formula to rely on your goalie. Like you want to keep as many pucks away from it as possible, minimize the amount of mistakes. If you were watching the avalanche, uh,


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[Assistant] Edmonton series, like the goalies can't really do much because they're just getting scored on.


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[Assistant] And it doesn't really matter how good a goalie is in those scenarios. But then you look at Tre, your team that won two cups with Matt Murr.


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[Assistant] And then I come back down, I'm like looking around, I see Chiseled Adonis in the stand.


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[Assistant] It was truly amazing. The best was after the game when it was finally done and we all got together on home plate and took a picture with the mascots and I just, I think the content that's going to come out from this, the vlogs that you'll see, like,


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[Assistant] If you're a content creator, like you should be jealous. Like you should, you should have wanted to be there. And uhm, uh, they want to do it every year. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] If we get a team that is willing to go 9 with us, like, yeah, we'll, we'll do that. But the, the one problem was is, you know, they're, they're.


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[Assistant] So, uh, there's a Twitter account, baseball quotes. Corey, he did well. He hit it the farthest out of all of us. He almost took one out. He's like, he played in D3. Will did pretty, pretty well. Uh, he actually got on base. King of Juco did well. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The lefties, I'm not very good against lefties anyways, and he was throwing in the mid nigh- like low 90s, so I was-


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[Assistant] They basically dunked on us the whole time. And it was fun. It was all good fun. They were great guys. They came out and talked to us and they were awesome. You know, so it was really fun.


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[Assistant] For me, I would drop down later in the order and face a different pitcher. Cause there was no way I would ever hit anything off that pitcher. Like, he was thrown off speed and changeups. Like, he's tough to hit if you're a D1 college player, so.


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[Assistant] I, 45 year old me who hasn't played organized baseball in 27 years was gonna have a problem with it. That's fair.


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[Assistant] I knew as soon as I swung at it because the fastball like rose up like 10 inches. I'd never seen a pitch do that. And I was like, I'm not going to hit this. Like he's not going to, like for me to hit, like I need a very, I need a fastball on the inside part of the plate.


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[Assistant] If it's gonna be that fast, I can hit it, don't get me wrong. But he wasn't gonna give me that pitch. He threw a slider, a curveball, and then a sinker in the dirt. Like, he was being mean to me.


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[Assistant] And then we unfortunately lost Marion Barber, which was really great.


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[Assistant] It's sad, you're losing a lot of players younger. Uhm, it's happened before. You know, Walter Payton died way too soon. Reggie White died way too soon. This has been a theme with football in its entire existence.


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[Assistant] They have been working to redo, I'm not going to, you know, slurp on the NFL, but they have been working to reduce concussions, have better protocols, have safer helmets. I think someday they might have an airbag helmet that


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[Assistant] Prevents you from getting your bell rung. The problem is, is like it's a contact sport. You're gonna get your, your, your noggin.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about this NBA finals? Can we, can we do this?


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[Assistant] That would have been the perfect vlog if you just went. Yes. That would have been a smooth transition.


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[Assistant] He was never, he was down, but he was never out. Okay. Like every year that he had a bad year, some other team was like, let's give Fitzpatrick a chance. And then he went out and Fitzmagic and then he Fitz tragic. And then the next year, another team was like, Hmm.


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[Assistant] That guy was okay. That guy was okay. And then he just fits Matt. It was like a never ending cycle.


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[Assistant] Same here, but uhm, you wanna hear my answer? I think of him.


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[Assistant] And this is weird because he was there the shortest. I think of him in the Bengals jersey. And I don't know why.


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[Assistant] That guy on the left is a 17 year NFL quarterback and he has the most beta, like, everyday dad bod that you could possibly have.