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[Assistant] When he was leaving Seattle, there was already a lot of that, where like, Russ wasn't the most loved player in the locker room. We've kind of known that for a while, but I think the way Marshawn Lynch talked about it shed a light on the way Russ approached the quarterback position as a leader.


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[Assistant] And it's funny because both Aaron Rodgers and Russ are kind of polarizing in the media. But one thing we know about Aaron Rodgers is his teammates freaking love him, right? Like, his teammates like him.


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[Assistant] And it's because like he took the heat off of Marshawn Lynch for making a mistake. Let him know that he had his back and what Marshawn Lynch referenced in that interview.


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[Assistant] Is that he tried to call Russ after a game to let Russ know that he had Russ's back.


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[Assistant] And he said that conversation went in the direction that Marshawn Lynch didn't really like and was kind of weird. And he didn't go into detail about, you know, how Russ, like, uhm,


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[Assistant] Reacted to that, but it wasn't favorable. It wasn't Russ going, you know what Marshawn? I got your back too. Shit gets heavy. I'm gonna be there for you. I'm gonna go to bat for you. That wasn't the conversation that happened.


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[Assistant] From possibly his teammates and Marshawn Lynch said they had to go through Pete Carroll to


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[Assistant] Criticize Russ or talk to Russ or whatever. We don't know if that's Pete or Russ or whatever. Whatever it was, Russ needed that buffer and you don't want that with your quarterback.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and kind of last year, none of the Broncos came out and defended Russ until what, like, we- we- Nathaniel Hackett was fired the week after.


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[Assistant] So I think we don't know how Russ is currently with the guys in the locker room, right? Maybe he's evolved since then, maybe he's learned something since that point, but yeah, I think there's something there when


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[Assistant] You got a guy like Marshawn Lynch talking about it, and I think the way Lynch talked about it too, he's like, I'm not trying to...


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[Assistant] He's like, however I say this, it's going to get twisted like I've got malice towards Russ. He's like, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just trying to basically explain what the difference was in my experience with him.


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[Assistant] And now he's getting praise and I thought like he was kind of a big reason they lost, but the, the Kobe comment make is interesting. I watched that, uh, the dream team documentary, the one with, uh, or the redeem team.


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[Assistant] The one with, uh, LeBron and, uh, Carmelo and all that.


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[Assistant] All those players and they brought in Kobe and they talked a lot about Kobe being like


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[Assistant] This dude who didn't socialize with the other players is a little bit like about his mamba mentality about him just being in the zone, didn't care about anybody else, just wanted to just play and play his best and how him coming into that team like opened up


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[Assistant] His perspective on how to be a better teammate, loosen up a little bit and have more fun while playing basketball. It's a, I thought that was a good comment because it's, it does feel similar and it was because you can get away with it when you are that good.


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[Assistant] I mean, really, I feel like the Chiefs are gonna win, like,


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[Assistant] Uh, were the 42 to 10 Cowboys, uh, Niners?


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[Assistant] 45 to 13 is what I feel like tonight's game is gonna be.


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[Assistant] And I would feel like a little more confident that the Broncos could hang with them maybe in a little bit of a shootout or whatever. But we saw the Broncos offense against a good defense last week against the Jets defense and they weren't, they weren't very good. So, and I think the Chiefs defense is actually very good right now. And I think it's going to get away from them quickly. That's the logical thing. My big foot, my streak is ending. 27.


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[Assistant] No, Al Michael said limited coverage, limited coverage of Tay-Tay tonight.


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[Assistant] So you got to get the F the cowboy shirt. You need to get a Niners Jersey, some shoulder pads and the helmet. You got to get the same shot of George Kittle doing it. Not bad.


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[Assistant] You can even blur out the, the uh, F word or put like something over it. I want you to go outside of the, the comfort zone there.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's fair. It's gotta look just like this. It's gotta, yep. Oh dude. Just like that.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think. We did this after 2022. So 2020, or 2020 into 2021. And then 2022. 3? Yea, so 4th month graph.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. We have been doing this for four mock drafts. Like dude, I'm surprised.


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[Assistant] We do. Uh, we gotta do a 21 or a white Ford Bronco police chase salute. O.J. Simpson has passed on to the great beyond. Uhm, I will have to say, man, we gotta worry about his greatest impact on society. It was a very killer move that he did. His role in Naked Gun.


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[Assistant] They're really sleeping on Tyson Bajin. That dude is the future.


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[Assistant] Not just that, but you're also thinking there are a lot of rumors about JJ McCarthy and the commanders. There's some smoke coming up there. Do you think he asked that Trubisky has rise up to number two?


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[Assistant] And I think what helps with him is that he has good receivers to play off with in Washington. Terry McLaurin, you have uhm.


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[Assistant] Samuel's gone. No, not Samuel. Uh, the, uh, I forget the Penn State wide receiver. Jahan Dotson.


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[Assistant] Question though, once again, there are a lot of rumors that Drake May has been flipped by J.J. McCarthy.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say, I think the Vikings make the jump. I think they gave three


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[Assistant] Cardinals need a quarterback, like they lost their starting quarterback. They have to go piece Justin Jefferson. And I mean, you still have a decent defense you filled up.


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[Assistant] The GM of the Vikings might be feeling some pressure now that, okay, we had a good start, then we lost our quarterback, we felt a crap.


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[Assistant] Like, if it's JJ McCarthy, I mean, people have been falling in love with the guy.


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[Assistant] So, dischargers, this would be perfect Malik neighbors territory if they weren't trading. Like he fits that system perfectly.


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[Assistant] So unfortunately, that means no more skill position players or tight ends that they're not going to use.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, we're saving Spencer Rao.


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[Assistant] So I think this is where I think they go for the rattlesnake Spencer Rattler.


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[Assistant] Little further down, because I do need a wide receiver. I think his name is, uhm, Thomas?


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[Assistant] Keep going LSU. Yeaah. There you go. Brian Thomas Jr. Alright, there you go. This one will work out. They trade. T Higgins. And they get Brian Holmes.


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[Assistant] So we're gonna need a defensive lineman to replace Aaron Donald, I think. Yeaah, they're getting the first guy I see there.


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[Assistant] I would love Powers Johnson. I'm trying to think what they would do here.


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[Assistant] Uh, do they trade for a wide receiver here? Do they trade for...


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[Assistant] Yeah, why not? Appease the fan base that got pissed off about Kenny Pickett.


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[Assistant] I think the Miami Dolphins, after making a mistake, they jump back into the first round. I like this. And then, they take Tolea Tongaweloa. Yes.


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[Assistant] It was nice. In Arizona. Love to love it, baby.


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[Assistant] They have a great prospect to compare with Easton Stick. Storm Duck.


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[Assistant] KeatonSlovisDroof? Come on, man. Not KeatonSlovis, that dude sucks.


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[Assistant] What are we lost? Exactly, Max. Only trees. Only trees.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, besides the OnlyFans account apparently, I'm working on a video on the MOB's issues with Tommy John surgery and pictures falling like flies. Hoping to get that out tomorrow.


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[Assistant] What you are doing, you are about to show us this punishment that you did the previous week. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what your money buys. It buys things like this. What was the punishment last week, Perna? Break it down.


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[Assistant] And then keep getting put on the field after every three and out. I don't even blame the defense that much, okay. But this was an offensive travesty.


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[Assistant] How many interceptions does Joss Allen have? Since he's so much better than that. A lot.


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[Assistant] Vanderresh has been looking a step behind this season. So yes, it is a loss because he is.


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[Assistant] Did you guys see that, uh, segment on Marshawn Lynch and Shannon Sharp where they were talking about quarterbacks? And basically, uh, Brandon, did you get a chance to see this?


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[Assistant] Suppo- Allegedly! My question is...


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[Assistant] I would just like to point out that the 49ers have a longer streak of not winning the Super Bowl than the Dallas Cowboys. I just want to throw that out there.


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[Assistant] This has been another episode of Clickbait Sports. See you next week at the same time. At time.


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[Assistant] I'm doing alright man, all I'm gonna say is this, absolutely nothing of value is being lost. This is a great day for the internet.


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[Assistant] So what this does is it makes Elijah more happy even though he might wanna stay in New York now because you're actually getting a quarterback.


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[Assistant] But Cleveland does need somebody to go with Donovan Peoples-Jones and Omari Cooper. So you do have that potential third option you could be there.


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[Assistant] And the packer and the jets get like an upgraded pick. It goes from a third to a second. So you can make some damage with that.


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[Assistant] With the Jets, you still have Denzel Mims, you signed Alan Lazard.


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[Assistant] And you have Garrett Wilson. There was no place for Denzel Mims. Not Denzel Mims, I mean Elijah Moore. Elijah.


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[Assistant] Let's, uh, let's do a dog peeing celebration in sympathy for Elijah Moore. Can we get some F's in the chat?


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[Assistant] I would say, you do need a second mic receiver.


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[Assistant] I know you do have CD lamb. He's your ex. You needed some guy plays the second role. I think Brandon Cokes is still a really solid wide receiver. Nobody really mentions him because he's been bad. He's been thrown around like one of those hand me down bread makers. Like no one wants to use it. It's slightly. You do have gallops. So you do have a two, three option right there. So it's just like, it's like,


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[Assistant] some protective gear. And that's what Brendan Cooks still getting a quality wi didn't have to give up th


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[Assistant] Take it down, Jimmy Garoppolo. Well, there is a brothel in Las Vegas. It's known as the Bunny Ranch. And Jimmy Garoppolo is quite the chiseled man himself. He's like that Chad meme. Chiseled? It's very, that jawline that just


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[Assistant] Timmy Garoppolo does get free sex for life from the Bunny Ranch.


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[Assistant] No, I want Ted Williams Jr.'s cryogenically frozen body. That's what I want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we could ask about his ownership of the New Jersey Generals back in the 80s, man. Let's go!


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[Assistant] Oh, let's just, come on 30 seconds, guys! 15s is too much!


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[Assistant] Remember when he said that Rock Party would throw more interceptions than Dak? I remember. Well, here's the thing.


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[Assistant] I could start, yea, no, uh, I think he is a good quarterback. I think that his performance against the Buccaneers was probably one of his best that he's ever had. Maybe four touchdowns didn't turn the ball over.


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[Assistant] I also think at the same time, I don't know if he's the guy that puts you over the top. Because now him and Tony Rummer are 0-3 in the divisional round.


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[Assistant] And I think that the issue is not necessarily with Dax, I think you can win.


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[Assistant] The problem is I think you need almost like a perfect scenario around him in order to put you over the top. You need an incredible offensive line. You need two running backs because the one you paid 90 million dollars to can't do anything when your RB is supposed to be two but as your RB1 Pollard goes down. I think your defense


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[Assistant] But I don't even know what you begin to address to be like, yeah, we're going to run it back next year and we'll be in a better position. Cause I think your division is going to get better. The Giants are going to get, just get better. And I mean, this was a rebuild year and they wound up making it to the playoffs. Commanders, they'll do whatever they're doing. And then the Eagles are a powerhouse team that are in the NFC championship right now. So I don't know if Dak is going to bring you a Superbowl in our league.


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[Assistant] Cause that's what I'm saying, you could have a Brock Purdy, but the team, like Shanahan has designed that team, so Brock Purdy, Jimmy Garoppolo can thrive in it. The Cowboys aren't. The Cowboys threw so much money at offense and are expecting them to be an offensive minded team. You got Micah Parsons, who is a stud.


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[Assistant] And like, you know, that's kind of been a little bit of the identity, but I feel like Jerry Jones has always wanted like an offensive team. It's like a high flying offense. And now that you don't have the pieces for that, you're still trying to run that offense. And like, that's why you were so hesitant to run with Pollard all year. Like that's why you didn't like become like a ground game team.


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[Assistant] Josh Allen, for example, like, right, so he's been dealing with his injuries, what, since it's the Jets game, like, with that elbow, and I'm not even pinning it on that. But what I'm saying is, what I've been saying about the Bills is, like, this season in particular, they have lived and died by Josh Allen, right? Because you bring up the Dolphins game, where he, like, throws, like, some picks, but then he throws, like, 40-yard bombs to Stefan Diggs, and he winds up getting them back into that game.


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[Assistant] So I feel like with Dak, when the gate, like when it's all on him...


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[Assistant] It's a problem. And again, I don't even blame DAC for that. I blame the system for that or the offensive philosophy for that.


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[Assistant] But again, if you're paying Ezekiel Elliott that much money, if you're paying Dak that much money, those two guys have to carry that offense.


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[Assistant] And they just don't, especially Zeke. And I think like that just leads to a systemic issue with the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] They were trying to get a deal done during the season and it didn't, it just came, it stalled out. And so they're like, we'll wait till the off season, which just helped Saquon Barkley because he was a stud this year. He like went back to form.


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[Assistant] Yep. Bills are, I mean, it's just such a drastic difference in off seasons because, and I always talk about this with Perna on GPS, like,


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[Assistant] I feel like collectively as a nation, we gave the Bills a pass for their loss against the Chiefs because we're like, oh, it's the overtime rules. You know, it's the coin and blah, blah, blah. Not to mention like their defense wasn't good. It allowed them to get in field range with 13 seconds left. It allowed us to march down the field in overtime. Exactly. That's what I always.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so like, it's that. And then they go out and they get Don Miller. They're Super Bowl favorites. They go and address the secondary in the draft. Like, they get the pieces that they need.


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[Assistant] But then again, it's a matter of injuries. It's a matter of just like play style. It's a matter of, oh, like they got James Cook. They're going to commit to the run. They never committed to the run because as an organization, that's just not who they, it's similar to the Cowboys in that sense of like they have a QB who can sling it.


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[Assistant] And they also have like, you know, these wide receivers digs got a four year extension before the year started. So it's a matter of like, they don't run the ball. They're one dimensional. And if you get after Josh Allen enough, like eventually they're going to make mistakes.


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[Assistant] So like, that optimism is not there. And on top of that, like, look at the Jets. They get Nathaniel Hackett. Let's just say if, cause it's a big if.


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[Assistant] If they get a guy like Aaron Rodgers, like that team is gonna be like plug and play and they're gonna be better. You know, and they'll be better just cause Breeze Hall is gonna be there. Who knows what's going on with the Dolphins, but yeah, the East is gonna get more competitive. So it's gonna be difficult. Speaking of Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] So that now, literally he said that verbatim on Tuesday on McAfee.


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[Assistant] He's just like, I, they're, the Packers have not given me any indication that they want to move on from me. It's literally up to me if I want to come back and play football, that's the first thing that needs to be decided. And he goes, because I didn't win MVP this year,


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[Assistant] But, so like I literally go through this entire scenario, like I have a video coming out after this, like I go through this scenario. I think like what we could get, because we should have, if we were gonna trade him, we should have done it last year, because that was at the height of his value, two time MVP. I think the Packers organization was, were not in a place to say, oh God,


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[Assistant] The backlash we're gonna get if we just trade the two-time, like, back-to-back MVP is gonna be a problem.


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[Assistant] So like now we're stuck and now the Packers like they gotta make decisions. They gotta figure out, join love because they have to say, Hey, are we claiming his fifth year option or no? And again, like Aaron Rogers, even if we trade him is going to be $40 million on the cap. So like we're eating that because that's all backloaded contract stuff.


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[Assistant] So you have to get find somebody to one who wants Aaron Rodgers, which I think is a good amount of people in the league. But on top of that, they need to be willing to take the contract. We're still going to pay the 40 mil, but he's going to be owed like $60 million. And on top of that, like the draft capital to give it up.


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[Assistant] In a, in a free agency where Jimmy Garoppolo will be a free agent, who I think could fit really well with the Jets. And then you have Tom Brady, who's still there, who also will be a free agent. Don't have to give up any capital for him. Derek Carr, I know, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't think, you know, Jimmy Garoppolo just makes sense cause the scheme fit with Salah. Like that's where I think like that makes a really good fit. But if they want to go over the top, like they could bring in Rogers because listen, the Jets and 49ers should be like a Brady and Rogers dream. You got good defenses and you have young weapons.


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[Assistant] Like that's what you want. The only thing I would say about the Jets is like they need to fix their old line a bit. They did have some injuries. So like that didn't help, but.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's the big thing they need. Like, the Jets have the 13th overall pick. I can see them saying yeaah.


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[Assistant] We'll give you a 13th, we'll give you like a second rounder, which I think is like the 43rd.


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[Assistant] Like Nick Foles won a Super Bowl, then he went to Jacksonville, and he sucked, and he moved around, like that's what I'm saying. Then you have a Super Bowl winning backup, and God forbid Trey Lance, with his play style, the whole nine yards, gets hurt.


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[Assistant] Then you have Brock Purdy in there. Like, I do not understand, like, why is this such a big problem? The 49ers are in such an enviable, like, position. Any team would be like, oh man, we have too many good quarterbacks on the roster and we don't pay them a lot? What do we do?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, the fact that they're actually entertaining. Again, I said the first question should be, did you ever blow a 33 point lead and a half? Yes, bye. That's it. That's the only question that you asked. If everyone else who said no, you're good. I don't get that. But speaking of, Frank Reich also hired as, uh, the Panthers head coach.


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[Assistant] Well, they want Mike McCarthy. Jerry Jones said he wants Mike McCarthy around as long as Tom Landry was around.


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[Assistant] But here, I really don't want to talk about the Cowboys anymore, but Scooter, you mentioned, like, we're gonna pay...


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[Assistant] You're paying a running back as an RB1 who's not your RB1. You have an RB2 who you're gonna need to pay RB1 money for him to stay. How many positions are we just gonna pay two people to do one job?


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[Assistant] It just, it like, that's what I mean organizationally. It doesn't seem like it's.


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[Assistant] But do you see, Scooter, that you're paying him like he is? And I'm saying this-


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[Assistant] Giant's fan reaction to the season came out right before clickbait, doing an Aaron Rodgers to the Jets video, uh, what that would look like, uh, a couple hours. I'll come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta make it public. I should probably do that, huh?


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[Assistant] What's the thing that the sumo wrestler wears that is basically his jockstrap? What is that called? Why would I know?


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[Assistant] Somebody said Eddie Lacey 2.0. Uhm. Lil' Eddie. Mowashi? No.


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[Assistant] Because only the playoff teams are down here on the bottom.


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[Assistant] We got these losers up here. First I want to talk to Tom. Losers up top.


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[Assistant] Speaking of clips, we just got a whole bunch from that entire sequence.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom, how would, how did you feel after your team lost to the Detroit Lions?


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[Assistant] My big question is, like, Rogers usually would


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[Assistant] I like how you pointed to your newly found big valley when you said somewhere in the middle. That was- Do the double check. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] So Tom, how much Tom for you to go out in public with that on?


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm gonna challenge- I'm gonna throw the challenge flag on you being the prettiest.


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[Assistant] So you don't have an emotional attachment to Aaron Rodgers, like say me with Eli Manning?


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[Assistant] First of all, Tom, would you have preferred that the Packers did a Los Angeles Rams type all-in where they just completely destroyed their future like now? Because it doesn't seem like, you know, like last year was an all-in shove.


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[Assistant] Real quick, before we change subjects, can I get a fat guy in a little coat? A little dance for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's gonna be Aaron Rod- I think as long as Aaron Rodgers comes back, like, you don't just give up on talent.


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[Assistant] Apparently we're going to VidCon boys. We're going to VidCon. We're going to work with Ian Boggs.


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[Assistant] There are some rare phenomenons in the world and giving Tom money on the internet is like, it's a religion dude, it's a real thing.


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[Assistant] In terms of coaches and this weekend and we'll talk about the coaches and then we'll talk about the games themselves. We'll do like a little prediction thing.


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[Assistant] Obviously, uh, you just alluded to the fact that, uh, the Cowboys will be playing the Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] My two questions are, which coach has the most pressure on him in these playoffs to get at least a win? And then who has the most pressure to win it all? And which one or two are going to lose their jobs if they don't win? So first, who has the most pressure to win one


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[Assistant] Who would you rather have coaching in this playoffs right now? Mike McCarthy or Jason Garrett?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was great for the Giants, by the way. Alright, next question. Who has the most pressure on them as a coach?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, if you look at it today, January 12th, like the favorite in the NFC, honestly, is the Niners. Yes. Like they should, there's a lot of expectation. Now I'm going to name a guy that no one's even thinking about. I think Andy Reed has


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[Assistant] They need to win as many Super Bowls as they can when Patrick Mahomes is under center. I think there's a ton of pressure. No, I don't think his job is on the line. I don't think he's gonna get fired if they don't win. Andy Reid is getting older too. Like, he's gonna wanna win on his way out.


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[Assistant] And he's going to want to get another Super Bowl. I think there's a lot of pressure, not just externally.


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[Assistant] Things for him, but I mean, they're the one seed?


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[Assistant] They're, they're going to have, I mean, they're probably going to have to play the AFC Championship game if they get there in on a neutral site. But if they get to the Super Bowl, they're either going to have the Eagles, right, with Jalen Hertz as their quarterback.


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[Assistant] The Niners with Brock Purdy as their quarterback or the Giants with Daniel Jones as their quarterback. So I think there's going to be a ton of expectation for


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[Assistant] When the Giants beat the Patriots, everyone was rooting for them because they were taking down an 18-0 team, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was awesome. That was unbelievable. Alright, finally, to close this segment out.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that you could bet like a dollar. That's so fun to just bet like a dollar.


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[Assistant] You cannot keep him as your coach if you lose to the Buccaneers. An eight and nine, what a nine win theme, eight win theme.


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[Assistant] Mike McCarthy's key card will not work. He will not, they will leave him in Tampa.


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[Assistant] Yep. Little bit. Did you wet the bed after age five?


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[Assistant] You're muted. Sorry, I'm muted because your suit was making noise. It was very scratchy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Gino I think is gonna be in for a long day. He didn't play well down the stretch. You know, I think the bloom kinda came off the rose there a little bit.


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[Assistant] Why is it always trials and tribulations? Right? Like, why? I just want a tribulation. Yeah, I don't want the trials. I want to have to go to court. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say the Jaguars are going to win it because Staley is going to make two coaching blunders at least in this game. He's going to go for it in his own territory. Like he is not going to change who he is with his little analytics and analytics say go for it.


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[Assistant] See, I just disagree. Me and Brandon are on the same page there. Who wins this game?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna be ugly. It's gonna be ugly down in Cincy. Vikings and the Giants! I'm interested to hear y'all's opinion on this game. Let's go Giants!


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[Assistant] Uh, I think a lot of people are letting that close game fool them a little bit. That was, uh, you know, the Vikings got out pretty...


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[Assistant] I think they were up by at least 10 at some point in that game. Uhm, the Giants came back, but the Giants are built to disrupt


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[Assistant] And, uh, be a thorn in the Viking side, but, you know, me being a Vikings fan, I mean, a Giants fan, we're playing with house money, just being in the playoffs. I don't think Dable treats it that way, but I still think, I just think the Vikings will probably win, you know, just on some BS, but, uh, I think the Giants can definitely, can definitely win. It's not a game against like the Eagles or something. So, all right, final game.


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[Assistant] Cowboys Buccaneers, the prime game Monday night, the dollar maker, the game that Roger Goodell sees, uh, Hooter. No, no, we'll end with you, I'm just kidding. Uh, Tom.


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[Assistant] I am going to say that just because the NFL script writers have been cooking all season, that the Cowboys win this game!


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[Assistant] They want Tom Brady to come back so they can squeeze more revenue out of his.


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[Assistant] I can see Scooter's little expression down there, but yeaah, he's not happy. He ain't happy. Scooter, close us out.


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[Assistant] Thank you. We've made it through the show. Let's do the countdown. This is going to be an interesting. Interesting. Win or lose.


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[Assistant] You gotta get a Tom Brady, you gotta get like a wig, and you gotta dress like Tom Brady, and you gotta, you know.


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[Assistant] I think you should have to fashion a major tutty costume. You'd have to get a pig costume of some kind. Yeah, just buy one on Amazon.


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[Assistant] For what now? For, so if the Cowboys win, you're not allowed to talk about it next week.


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[Assistant] During the show. Yes, during the show. You can talk about it all you want, wherever you want, but if the Cowboys lose, you have to dress up as Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] It's sad that I agree with you, Tree, but it shouldn't be that way, right?


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[Assistant] Re-look at a play a little bit more closely and correct their mistake, but we're all under the assumption that they're just gonna double down on their original call so they don't look like they made a mistake.


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[Assistant] It was your last video on like, your channel. You're just like, this is my walk off video before I switch to your collab channel.


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[Assistant] I say we, uh, go for a, a little, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, uh, cruise on one of my boats. You like boats, Scooter?


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[Assistant] I do. I do enjoy boats. Have you ever sailed through the Mediterranean?


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[Assistant] I give you a too long term of a commitment.


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[Assistant] Let's just say, I could, if I wanted to, uh.


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[Assistant] Alright, you got Pete Carroll, Kyle Shanahan. Okay, we're gonna start at the NFC West. Pete Carroll, Kyle Shanahan, Sean McVay.


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[Assistant] Sean. Mick. Veigh. Jonathan Gannon.


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[Assistant] AFC South. Got some change here to Miko Ryans for the Texans.


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[Assistant] And you got the Colts with Shane Steichen. I gotta stop covering my eyes. You got the Colts. Uh, where are we? AFC South, Colts, Jaguars, Dougie P. And who else is in AFC South? Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Tennessee Titans, Mikey Raible. Yep. NFC South, Dennis Allen, Saints, Todd Bowles, Falcons, Frank Reich, Panthers.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, sorry, Todd Bowles, Buccaneers, Arthur Smith, Falcons.


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[Assistant] Um, AFC East, Sean McDermott, who I picked Sean McDermott, Robert Sala, Bill Belichick, and the greatest coach in that division, Mike McDaniel.


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[Assistant] And of course, Dan, kneecap, one ass cheek, Campbell, AFC North.


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[Assistant] Mike, I am the king of this division, Tomlin.


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[Assistant] Holy crap, 313? Gerald Watson, did you sneak?


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[Assistant] You gotta paint yourself doing a bear impression. I'm already there.


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[Assistant] Uh, tomorrow I got a quarterbacks episode about the QBs in the draft.


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[Assistant] Was it stand up? No. But did he talk for a minute and go with a strong closer and a safe closer and calling Adam bald? I think he did that. I think he did that.


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[Assistant] Have any of you guys seen that, uh, the clip from Joe Buck's show that was on HBO? Uh, it was like four episodes. He has, uh, Paul Rudd, Jason Sudeikis, and, uhm, Artie Lang as guests.


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[Assistant] 10 straight minutes and Joe trying to like keep the show going but it is one of the most uncomfortable things like if


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[Assistant] If you felt mildly uncomfortable for Tree having to try to do stand up for a minute, go watch that Joe Buck clip with Artie Lang. It is one of the most beautiful, crazy, uh,


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[Assistant] What's harder, winning a Super Bowl or putting together an hour special of comedy?


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[Assistant] This is, uh, the best moment was when we traded for Russell Wilson. Ooh.


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[Assistant] But boy, we were on a high at that very moment. Second best moment when...


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson threw three touchdown passes and we almost, but definitely did not come back to beat the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] Here's my question. You've got the one game that he plays well.


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[Assistant] The fu- like, Firing Nathaniel Hackett?


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[Assistant] Like I get, that's probably the right thing to do. You know, that's fine.


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[Assistant] But that to me signifies just how many things are wrong right now. So when we got Russ, we thought we had one problem. Quarterback.


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[Assistant] Yeah, firing hack it while maybe a relief in terms of we can right the ship. Maybe there's a little bit of optimism. It's really just the team admitting that everything is on fire.


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[Assistant] And we don't have enough water to put it all out right now. So, whoa.


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[Assistant] Lord Stanley is ours, was ours, and now we got injuries, but we'll defend him.


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[Assistant] That was a layup, that's all I can do. You know what you should have picked Scooter? Was the Dallas Cowboys not being able to resign or extend Randy Gregory.


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[Assistant] Probably the moment that Jamal Murray was not able to come back from his knee injury late last season for the Nuggets because his presence would have been a huge


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[Assistant] Yij boost for the team in the postseason. Jokic was, Jokic was just playing out of his mind. And, uh, had he been able to get healthy on time, that would have been, that would have been nice.


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[Assistant] Non-team moment was, uh, the rampant illness that runs through my child's daycare, preventing Tom Grosty from coming to Colorado where we could have seen Rainbow Kitten surprise together.


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[Assistant] And I just see better things in her future. Better things for Giselle.


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[Assistant] Johnny Elway, baby. This man is such a legend that even my daughter knows his name and says his name in this house. And guess where I got this? From the store? Got from the store. Walmart?


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[Assistant] Known scooter rider, John Elway. Not to be confused with our very own scooter.


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[Assistant] Autographed. Collectible. Sports. Merchant. Memorabilia. Our friends.


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[Assistant] Calling my name. That sounds like a punishment for Gronk.


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[Assistant] I kinda like, uh, Joe Burrow winning a playoff game while being sacked nine times. I still am just so impressed by that piece. Oh Titans. It was the Titans, but come on.


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[Assistant] The AJ Brown trade you could say probably had the biggest negative effect.


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[Assistant] On his former team. Yeaah. Like, the Seahawks are okay without Russ. They got better. Texans were gonna be the Texans, uh, you know, with or without. Watson was never gonna play. But AJ Brown's effect has been, especially if they don't make the playoffs, I think the biggest impact.


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[Assistant] Only two of those guys are not.


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[Assistant] Well, we thought, uh, but like, those are the only two that are really, you're just like, they didn't, they just didn't work, like, at all. And maybe Josh McDaniels will work, but he's, he's already repeating what he did to the Broncos.


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[Assistant] Would be the chase claypool trade.


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[Assistant] We asked if Scooter stayed hydrated and they said yes. You gotta move the mic down, Scoots.


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[Assistant] We, uh, successfully did an airplane trip with a two year old, a near two year old. That was terrifying. I was honestly terrified to do that.


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[Assistant] YouTube, uh, honestly, probably going to the Broncos Colts game and watching in person one of the worst games I had seen, which


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[Assistant] Force me to come home and do a recap about said worst game. And that has been very, very helpful for me here on YouTube. But to be there, maybe there's just a little more motivation to express my utter disgust with the way my team was playing.


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[Assistant] And put a $5 pregame money line wager on any team and if that


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[Assistant] I have said several weeks this year, my team is a pretty safe team to bet against on that pregame money line wager.


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[Assistant] And you might be thinking, oh, their coach got fired this week. Oh, they're playing a certain team they have not beaten six or seven years. Well, don't misjudge the inexplainable boost a team gets after their head coach is fired.


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[Assistant] After that happens that week, they become strong and now today we see


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[Assistant] They're players coming out on social media supporting their quarterback. So I think maybe.


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[Assistant] Honestly, eating the Danger Witch every day was quite pleasurable. I thought it was gonna be something I didn't enjoy, but I was like, you know what? I like it. I like it.


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[Assistant] I know who got the easiest punishment all year.


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[Assistant] That was, uh, like, as somebody who's around, just like, kids, cartoons, and...


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[Assistant] Mine, mine, uh, it's definitely very selfish, but uh, when you guys helped me get to 300,000 subs live on the show,


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[Assistant] Very cool. That, that like, uh, cause I, I think...


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[Assistant] Johnny made a short of it or whatever and I posted it. So it's on my phone and car me likes to go through videos and like click them and every now and then we get to that one. I'm like, oh yeah.


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[Assistant] They really helped me out there. It was just such a sweet moment, which they're rare here on their show, but that was very kind.


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[Assistant] I think I like Adam's the most because it is the furthest away from Adam.


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[Assistant] I have a video, should be live tomorrow about how the Denver Broncos can actually cut Russell Wilson this off season and it makes sense.


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[Assistant] Uh, I just wanna say something. Last night we were doing predictions and we're talking about how bad the Detroit Lions are and I unironically said, man, the Lions are pretty bad. They almost lost to the Packers.


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[Assistant] I want to ask you a quick question. Where do you think the eating of the danger which ranks in terms of food challenges? Because at the top it's gotta be the 40, uh, rotisserie chickens in a row, right? That got 40 days in a row.


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[Assistant] Sorry, I had to. Sorry, yeaah. We got my steam. But, uh, in terms of food, food related challenges, Perna, where would you rank yours?


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[Assistant] I can't really do that. I need variety in life. I agree. What's variety? I don't know what that is. Well actually, I can eat fud leagues once a week.


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[Assistant] It's just funny because a lot of this has been a long time coming, I mean, but you just don't ever see


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[Assistant] A government official going after not just Dan Snyder, but the NFL altogether, which is crazy. Like I would expect him to just go after the commanders. Like the NFL is like, what do we have to do with this? Like we had an investigation. Like we've been trying to get this guy out. Uh,


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[Assistant] From what I've known for a long time with this case, it's like yeaah, there's been many incidents of sexual harassment. There's, I mean, it's documented. And, oh, here's one thing that I've always wondered about. Larry Michael was the radio play-by-play announcer?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and a couple of other guys, I think that they, that as more things become public, like why these guys, other guys got fired is gonna start coming to light. And that's why, like, I mean, these dudes just disappeared. And I'm like, hm, if I remember correctly,


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[Assistant] Just to say, hey, we have cooperated with all investigations this entire time. We have, we are clearly have done nothing wrong. We have investigated ourselves. Like what does Brian Robinson getting shot by a.


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[Assistant] They're going off about that. The question I have to ask for y'all, does this accelerate the sale or does this, uhm, slow it down? Tom, what do you think?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm sure Barry is up to something.


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[Assistant] We all knew it was gonna be a disaster and it is every bit. It is a beautiful disaster. It's like the Titanic getting the Hiroshima bomb dropped on top of it, getting picked


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[Assistant] By Apollo 13 and then dropped back to Earth. That's how big of a disaster this Twitter verification is.


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[Assistant] So here's my thoughts on it. Before the verification process was a disaster, it was cronyism, it was slanted, there was alleged selling of it, like bribing, like $15,000 could get you a blue name, like it was disgusting.


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[Assistant] And then the way that Elon is trying to fix it is like, well, why don't we just give it to everyone? And that also doesn't work, right? Like that's.


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[Assistant] So it's, it's to me like, I think now in 2022, people know who's who. People know that it's you. It was originally, the intent of verification was to keep


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[Assistant] Elon Musk bought it to make it more entertaining and it has been entertaining the last three, four days. It has been funny. Like it's, it's been hilarious. So, and the reason why, because


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[Assistant] We are, we are the reason why, and I'm not trying to be egotistical, the content creators, the tweeters are the reason why people come to Twitter. It's not the corporation. It's not Elon Musk.


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[Assistant] Us, honestly, that create all the content. And it's never been more fun. And people saying, oh, I'm going to leave. Oh, this is awful. Everyone's there every day. I ain't seen anybody log off because it's a total S show and everyone's there every day to watch it.


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[Assistant] Somewhat, do you have that clip of Jeff Saturday in the press conference? Can you reset that?


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[Assistant] That's the thing, it's not even about minorities, it's about guys that deserve a chance, right? And I'm not, I'm not saying that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jeff Saturday didn't deserve a chance. There's guys in there that are ex coordinators that could use the resume builder. There's guys in there that have worked their butt off that elite, like Rich Versace was one of the best stories of the year last year. And for Earthsay to just hand it over to his buddy because he likes him, which is, I mean, his.


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[Assistant] But, it, it just, it seems wrong that there are more deserving people. Like there, he's treating the office of head coach in the NFL, there's only 32 of them in the entire league, like it's a joke. Like it's a joke. You have to consider it too.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's, there's a lot of tanking that needs to be done. Yea, there's a lot of tanking. Remember, Jacksonville came out of nowhere to win the Tank Bowl last year. They really manned down. I don't know, man. I had them coming with, um, with certain...


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[Assistant] Alright, does this sound like tanking to you?


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[Assistant] Damn! That sounded like Brandon's ran at the start of the show.


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[Assistant] Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. That had a very, it had a very, um, Joe Judge kind of aroma to it. Like just kind of smelled like Joe Judge's like, uh, musty sweatpants. Like that's, that's the odor that, uh, Jeff Saturday was. No, I know you guys are all talking


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[Assistant] Uh, assistant or whatever, calling plays. Uh, talking to Uche and Justin last night, uh, Justin Blaylock, who both played in the NFL, they say that that guy is the guy that pulls the cards for the, uh, scout team. And that is his job. And he is calling plays on Sunday! He is calling plays.


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[Assistant] Look, there are three in six, right? Like, how much more evidence do you need?


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[Assistant] Uh, that they're dysfunctional and that they suck. Uh, I mean, there's still a chance that they could turn around, but there's a lot of competition at the, at the top. The NFC East came out of nowhere to be really good. The Niners, they're going to have to play them a couple of times or what? One more time.


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[Assistant] I just think, you know, if they miss the playoffs, or if they miss badly, then Kingsbury, like he's been, he was talking about being on the hot seat before the season even started. And they extended him. Yeah, and then they went out and extended him, but I think the rule should be, as soon as you know that you don't want, that's what's


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[Assistant] But as you know, the vote of confidence means nothing because eight days ago, Ursay was like, I am not firing Frank Wright.


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[Assistant] I mean that all but, like the injuries adding up, the defenses decimated, that all but guarantees like Josh McDaniel is going to have a two win season as his first year coach back. Does that just further make you like, he's obviously not going to get fired, like I don't


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[Assistant] So like that would just be disastrous, but it just makes it more hilarious that we get to dunk on Josh McDaniel for another year of his life.


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[Assistant] Because he quit on the colts when he should have taken that job. What a dummy. Well, there's another dog.


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[Assistant] For there to not be legalized sports betting because that's a huge source of revenue for them is drunk Californians driving the three hours to Las Vegas or in say Reno, you know, which isn't very far from Sacramento or NorCal. Like those are two major hubs of sports betting that I think, uh, the state of Nevada would not want for California to have their own sports book.


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[Assistant] So that's why I think maybe there was money, there was lobbying. I don't know if there was ads that, uh, fought against it. Maybe they teamed up with the Indian casinos or Native American casinos and we're like, nah, because, um, California, they love taxes and, uh, this would have


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[Assistant] And then come out as changed people. You're saying that's legal now.


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[Assistant] So Manuel Hernandez is saying that the money was supposed to go to solve homelessness, but they already tried that and it didn't work.


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[Assistant] What's crazy is I actually have some psilocybin and I'm too anxious to, like I'm too nervous to take it. Like that's not, like I can't, it's not gonna help me because I'm too, I'm too much anxiety to see what would happen.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's PJ. Others are not starting.


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[Assistant] Who wins and why? Uh, the Falcons are only minus three in this game. I'm actually gonna take that. I'm gonna take the Falcons minus three because Carolina is so bad. They got, they looked terrible.


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[Assistant] Okay, like I put my money where my mouth is, which is right here. I just stuff my mouth with money.


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[Assistant] You want to show the second half of that video? Anyways, no, I want to take, I think that the Falcons crush.


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[Assistant] But, uh, remember I don't take responsibility if, uh, you lose.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those are different. I like her. Oh, we gotta put it to a vote then. Okay. I vote for Super Bowl Shuffle. Brandon?


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[Assistant] The NFC North. So, because there's different bars, there's different verses in the song.


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[Assistant] So you have to do Dan Campbell, you have to do Kirk Cousins, and you have to do just, well, uh, you have to do Kyle Comet, or maybe, I don't know, Bear.


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[Assistant] The Packers have to make an appearance like you're not going to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I have a video on every failed NFL franchise. So all the franchises that tried like the Potsville Maroons.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the Dayton Triangles, like every historic, every defunct NFL franchise, it's 20 minutes long and it is really interesting for me. Like it just actually, I did it like an iceberg style video where you


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[Assistant] I would be there all the time, that's why I hang out in my cave. Are you just the bear's mascot? Like what?


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know, tree would know better than that. Whoever it is.


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[Assistant] I just want to give a shout out to the intern at the US Open that totally roasted some Seahawks fan.


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[Assistant] That tried to call tennis not a real sport and then he just said, you're gonna watch 16 games, 17 games of Drew Locke this year. I just have to give a shout out to that man for completely bodying both Drew Locke and the Seattle Seahawks in one hell swoop.


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[Assistant] Yes, he did, in a very, um, very nice way, actually. So, kudos to Locke!


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[Assistant] Right, they end up with Sam Darnold, Sam Howell, and Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] He was the guy that said- Oh go ahead, you wanna finish the story?


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[Assistant] Ricky produced the best story ever because we're out in Colorado. I get there. I've been there for all of five minutes. Brandon picks me up from the airport. He's like, you want to go get some lunch?


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[Assistant] They should have brought it back last year with, well they got Brissette now, you gotta add. Who else goes on that jersey?


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[Assistant] That's like six names already, and Baker has been there, was there number one overall for what, three and a half, four years?


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[Assistant] He threw for 3,500 yards, 26 touchdowns, eight interceptions, 62% completion percentage, like, and a QB, you know, QB rating of 95.9. Like he had a Pro Bowl season in 2020. That's a good season.


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[Assistant] Ramsey, the scientist, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Y'all said he stuck his tongue out, I didn't know who Tilly was and I didn't know who the other guy was, so I just gave them both a little tongue, tongue, uhm, sword, uh, tongue fencing.


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[Assistant] I would love to go first. I think uhm, I wonder where the chakras are. Are they alive?


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[Assistant] Because that seems very important too. That's what seems to be going on here. Some type of alignment.


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[Assistant] Maybe that M right there is about Mercury going retrograde somehow.


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[Assistant] I just think Aaron is now in tune with the world. This man's gonna win a Super Bowl, is what you're telling me. No, no, no. I see a little bit of like,


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[Assistant] Something like that, I don't know. Anyways, y'all cannot, y'all else can comment.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know why there's two lions. It's because he gets to beat lions twice a year, is what it is.


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[Assistant] Alright, Tom, have you weighed in on this tattoo yet?


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[Assistant] He is like the Kim Kardashian of the NFL, like, unnecessary amount of attention.


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[Assistant] Listen, uh, every baseball stadium should have a roof or at least a tent that you can pop up because rainouts piss-


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[Assistant] Bother me. Uh, because you're, if you're 10 years old and you, if you want to go see your first baseball game, you want to see Mike Trout, and all that happens is it rains, and you can't see your favorite baseball player and you cry on your 10th birthday because of the rain.


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[Assistant] That's, that's on, you know, whatever engineer didn't put a roof on a baseball field. Here's the thing. All of this is just BS. The...


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[Assistant] Uh, bears own the land in Arlington Park, or wherever it is. So, Arlington Heights, yes. So, they're gonna move there regardless. You could...


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[Assistant] The Miss McCasky or whatever will unfortunately pass away, but then she might hand off the team to someone who gives it a damn. That's what's gonna happen. Darn.


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[Assistant] 10 thick inches of snow on the ground and when guys would fall down, their entire face mask was covered in snow. That was the greatest game ever.


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[Assistant] And they had to go for two every time they scored a touchdown because they could not kick.


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[Assistant] In Philly, they were going to propose, instead of a dome, they were going to put netting around the field so you couldn't throw a battery, but they decided that they wanted to keep that home field advantage.


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[Assistant] Wow. You could use the ghost of Rex Grossman.


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[Assistant] You know, there's, there's, there's quarterbacks that won Super Bowls. Who's the worst quarterback to just get to a Super Bowl? Is Rex Grossman on that list along with say, Tony Eason?


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[Assistant] A long time ago I did an analysis on like, career arcs and getting to the Super Bowl, Bart Starr was like, at the top.


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[Assistant] No, Virginia's out. They don't want to join the SEC. Yeah, it was SEC.


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[Assistant] And yes, Clemson wanted to come Florida state.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, there's conflicting reports, but it said, no wait, it's now, it says North Carolina, Virginia Clemson and maybe Virginia Tech. Virginia Tech.


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[Assistant] No, okay, here's the tweet from Brandon Keefe. North Carolina, Florida State, Clemson and Virginia. They're trying to renegotiate, they're trying to get out of their TV deal.


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[Assistant] And so I guess this is just speculation that they're going to join another conference.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it seems like, because what, what kept from happening before with the bull games, like Rose Bowl was considered this sacred game between the Big Ten and the Pac-12. It was an exhibition game.


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[Assistant] If the teams that are bringing in the cheddar want to keep more of it instead of sharing it with a Vanderbilt or a team that's not contributing to their conference, they're going to do it because they want


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[Assistant] It's a lot like travel, soccer, but on stair. Like, the developmental leagues for hockey is insane. Like, where do they find these prospects? And they have them in every country. So like, some kid will just tear up the Swedish league, and you'll be like, oh, this guy's gonna get drafted, and then we have college players. It's crazy how the hockey works.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. When you saw Mike Greer on the ice, you were like, I'm going to skate over here on the corner. Cause Mike Greer, I don't want to skate near Mike Greer cause he's going to mess me up. That's how tough he was.


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[Assistant] I just, I just want to say one thing. Scooter, when you talk, when you talk,


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[Assistant] I can tell that you're articulating underneath the mask and then your mouth will move just a little bit and it and my brain like connects that you're talking.


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[Assistant] Alright, are we gonna wrap up, do the countdown, count the money? Just never double wrap.


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[Assistant] No, the Jazz have been setting things on fire. They got rid of Go Bear, they got rid of everyone. They're just, they're just burning it to the ground. Uh, KD to the Warriors.


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[Assistant] I am coming out with weird baseball fields too, and it is going to be the most anticipated video of the year. I have got some fields that will blow your mind. Blow it.


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[Assistant] Nah, y'all are gonna, y'all are gonna be like, what? Yes. Tree, what do you have coming out?


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, I wanna say this real quick, with the NHL, like, it's a good audience if you only did NHL. The problem with the NHL is like, people that watch football,


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[Assistant] Like, or that watch a main sport, don't mess with the NHL like that. Like, if you're football, like you, you'll mess with the NBA or if you mess with the NBA, you'll mess with football. But if you're.


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[Assistant] Football. If you like football, you're not going to mess with the NHL.


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[Assistant] His mom is very attractive. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay, you'll be in Colorado. Somebody's gotta do that song. Tom Grassi. End the show!


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[Assistant] Uh, five and one feels surreal at this point because, you know, everyone looks at the schedule before the season and they're like, oh, that's an L, that's an L. Maybe if we're lucky we'll be two and three after six, you know, two.


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[Assistant] Two and four. And to be five and one, it's a good feeling. It's an odd feeling and uh, I'm gonna roll with it. Going to roll with it.


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[Assistant] Well, I could see the Jets coming up because I knew Salah was a good coach just from the data and the lack of...


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[Assistant] Uh, discipline based penalties that they had last year. Like they, they actually were in the top five for false starts. Like fewest false starts. So Salah, you knew that he had them coached up. Now they have, they're better with personnel. Sauce Gardener is a difference maker. But the Giants, yeaah, they're, they're just continually pulling things out of their rectum. And uh, Darn near killed them.


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[Assistant] I-I raised my hand like I was a child. That's very good. You like it.


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[Assistant] And uh, uh, someone, Brooke Destra here on Twitter put together a nice little montage of receipt for you.


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[Assistant] That was about as clean as Nathaniel Hackett's play calling.


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[Assistant] I just want to add a couple things. First of all, Scooter always doubles down. He's like a gambler in Vegas. He's chasing the money. That's all he does. He loses a hundred. He goes and gets 200 at the ATM.


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[Assistant] I will answer this question with sound logic.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Eagles are playing really good, so it's not surprising for any team right now to lose to the Eagles. Any loss to the Jets is always bad.


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[Assistant] That's uh, that's my vote is, losing to the Jets.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that's like the hardest one for me. Obviously getting out of all of these, yeaah, because like Hopkins, what, I mean.


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[Assistant] Deandre Hopkins doesn't fix Cliff Kingsbury's awful game planning and scheming and play calling. Kyler Murray is not playing well.


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[Assistant] Uh, just, just adding more weapons for them is not gonna fix a lot of problems on their line. They're not playing defense. They're not playing offense. I just, yeah, anytime you can get DeAndre Hopkins back.


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[Assistant] Good, but I don't think he's gonna make much of a difference. Like he's, he's just gonna be, they're gonna be the same cardinals.


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[Assistant] No, I want to rewind to that. So I know this story, uh, of the guy who won the 50-50 raffle. The commanders immediately wired him the money and then said it was a bank issue sounding like they sounded like that guy that owes you like 200 bucks. And it's like, don't.


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[Assistant] The bank is messing with me, right? Like the bank just intentionally loves deleting zeros on people's bank account. That's what they're in business to do.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's not gonna throw away a game either. He's a little early though. Yeaah, yeaah. I mean, he's your average backup where you hit him a couple times, you make him scared.


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[Assistant] Uh, you make him uncomfortable. He's not going to really create much offense, but I mean, the dude is solid. I mean, I respect his game, especially for the former St. Louis battle acts. That's fair. A backup. That is fair.


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[Assistant] Yes, it is. You can get $200 off the other one. And gamble responsibly. Do not be like Scooter chasing the money and doubling down on his comments.


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[Assistant] I have a question, Scooter. Why did they not give the ball to Zeke last game? That was like frustrating to watch. Cause he was very effective on all of his carry, most all of his carries and they just stopped giving it to him. Especially when Cooper Rush was blind.


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[Assistant] And then the second question I have, Scooter, as a follow up to that, and this is for you, Scooter, specifically, how do you explain how bad Dak looked against Tampa and still be this optimistic?


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[Assistant] Are y'all seriously playing the entire NFC North in three consecutive games?


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[Assistant] I think you'll be markedly approved. Now I do have a bone to pick with Brett Maher for missing that field goal because I took the over at 46 and I ended up pushing and I was very upset about that and the Eagles electing to go for two and not getting it and when all I needed was one point to cash that out.


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[Assistant] I was angry, cause when it got to 46, I should have cashed out, cause I was like, oh, it's only a difference of a dollar, but I was like, you know what, I should just let it ride. They'll score.


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[Assistant] There's 10 minutes left in the game, they'll score! And they didn't. I was so upset. So mad.


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[Assistant] See, well, what I'm worried about, and again, I am not like Scooter Magrooter, I do not turn around and look at what's in the toilet and sniff it and say,


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[Assistant] Mmm, smells like roses. We are in a tough game this weekend. Like, the Jacksonville Jaguars got me scared. Like, I, they better be ready to go.


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[Assistant] No, Tony is on milk cartons right now. Galaday should be, uh, fired into the sun. Wondale is back. Wondale Robinson, the rookie. So, when your weapons are Darius Slayton, Wondale Robinson, and David Sills, who, uh, who is like a practice squad guy, basically.


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta rely on Saekwon. And that's the other thing, if the Giants, they've been able to come back, but they can't get down 20. They can't get down.


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[Assistant] Uh, by multi-scores late. They need to keep it within 10, but I would love to see a game where they just get out in front and then give the ball to Saquon and just bludgeon the Jackson. I just got to know like.


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[Assistant] I don't know, cause it's fluid every week. You just don't know who these guys are. Fully.


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[Assistant] So, I'm not gonna say anything. Not gonna say anything. But you're not, you're not sold. They, they,


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[Assistant] They go through these next three games and beat up on the teams that they should, then I'm gonna start drinking the, uh, the Kool-Aid. Okay, that's fair.


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[Assistant] You know, some of them are very high on this team and they're talking about, you know, they're talking a lot of smack and I just let them talk this much.


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[Assistant] Yes, which I have been. I've been very happy.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like that hot summer girlfriend. You don't know when you're just gonna walk in and there's gonna be some dude you've never seen before and a gun on the counter and just a pile of cocaine and you're just like, oh, I guess this is over. What?


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[Assistant] In terms, oh, oh, let's, yeah, let's do this.


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[Assistant] Give me Bailey Zappi! Look at Tua. Look at that Tua Tonga Valoa. Ooh, Larry Bird. Oh, that's the obvious one. Bird, Mikhail, and Robert Payne.


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[Assistant] And, uh, don't forget, don't forget to, uh,


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[Assistant] And also Jonathan Taylor and Shaq Leonard are both full participants at practice today. More parts coming back! Amazing.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the cults, I do want to cover this. Let me finish this optimism roundup.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Beast. Thank you. Wow. 496, that's a very specific number. Yes. Uh, Brandon, since you got this, you can read it. Their ring ceremony was


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[Assistant] Uhm, what's a Deathcore band, Tom Grosse? Is it like Slipknot?


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[Assistant] We should do a reaction to Scooter listening to Deathcore for the first time.


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[Assistant] I said speaking of the cults, right? So apparently Jim Ursay


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[Assistant] I guess Danny Boy doesn't ha- he doesn't care what dirt he has on him because Ersei's like, haha.


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[Assistant] Freakin', like, politicians and senators, like, he will burn this.


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[Assistant] Mother, mother, father, down. And that is how petty...


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[Assistant] Jerry is like, I love that guy, man. He puts out a crap team.


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[Assistant] Alright, are we gonna do the countdown here? Are we gonna wrap it up for no other reason other than...


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[Assistant] But the script, the script, the script writers might not let you in. They'll make it close. They'll make it close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. Uh, I got a Jackie Robinson, $42. Ooh. Thank you. Very nice. Everybody.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, I've got, uh, hopefully Will Keyes will...


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[Assistant] Get this script to me soon. It's uh, all the other 28-3 blown leads in the history of football. There's two things I am not gonna let go.


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[Assistant] For the rest of my life as Brett Favre trying to steal money from poor people and 28 to 3.


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[Assistant] That's it. It's just not gonna happen. I will never let those down.


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[Assistant] Wow, wow, I made that intro a long time ago, or last year, and I don't even have my current updated logo in it, just realize that.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the jankiest sports show on the internet. I'm joined by a trio of sports heroes.


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[Assistant] And some other happenings around the NFL. Looks like Ryan Jensen, center for the Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] So day two, we already got a significant injury. Uh, we'll see what happens because Adam,


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[Assistant] I've been making videos for myself for ten years.


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[Assistant] Confirmed, better than ESPN. Scooter, that was a great, uh, punishment. And recap, uh, it's good to see the spirit of this show, I think, fully


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[Assistant] Okay, here's the big story over the last two weeks, really. Urinating tree is the big story.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kyler Murray. So, I wasn't here last week. You guys talked about him getting paid the massive contract.


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[Assistant] What did you arrive on in terms of a conclusion? Overpaid, appropriately paid, those are the only two options.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got the clip here. Disrespectful. So, and that's what happened. We learned, like, we learned that the Cardinals put in this thing saying he's gotta study game tape for four hours a week, right? Independent study.


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[Assistant] Which, yes, it's a weird, it's a weird thing to have in a contract. A bunch of people said that's not normal. No. I don't, I don't envy the people who have to actually read through those contracts and then find those stories for us. I'm just glad the internet


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[Assistant] Gives it to us and it happened in July. There's not a lot to talk about. So everybody ran with this notion to, you know, make fun of Kyler Murray. So he took a bunch of crap all week and then this was him today or yesterday at the Cardinals press conference defending himself.


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[Assistant] And I'm mad that I didn't because immediately following that, he went on to list all of his accolades dating back to high school. So, he like, I thought makes like this great case of


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[Assistant] And then was like, look at all of the things I have done. Undefeated in high school. X, Y, Z. So, I just wanted to get your guys' opinion on it. Uh, just by saying that, it seems like...


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[Assistant] How we sort of force athletes into these weird positions where all these people have these opinions about them. It's okay for everybody to say all this crazy stuff. We expect them to handle it like Kyler just did. And then


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[Assistant] Like most stories, uh, there's probably some truth on both sides there. I think...


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[Assistant] What probably got distorted is the idea that Kyler never prepares for games. Yes. Right? Versus the team just thinks if he put in more work, the kind of work we expect NFL quarterbacks to put in, that he could probably be even better.


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[Assistant] And it's probably just a testament to his natural talent of playing the position where he's already pretty good. And then the team's like, if you just worked at that NFL quarterback level, we think.


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[Assistant] The coach or the GM didn't say something, maybe on Kyler's behalf after that. Especially because they're the ones who gave him all the money.


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[Assistant] But like, before the contract, and as good as Kyler Murray is, there were still questions about how much he should be paid, like,


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[Assistant] He's not the, he's not a perfect quarterback. So I think some of the criticism's definitely fair. It's just like, it's just funny to watch it evolve over.


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[Assistant] The, the information coming out and then what it becomes. And for me, it's just a great thing to make fun of for the next three months until Kylo Murray either plays bad and we study.


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[Assistant] Didn't study or he's really good and we all shut up because we look stupid talking about it still.


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[Assistant] I want to answer this question for Austin. I want us to give Austin some advice for etiquette attending his first NFL game.


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[Assistant] Etiquettes, it's, that's a funny thing to say about it.


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[Assistant] Yes. That was gonna be my one tip, because...


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[Assistant] I'll start cause this is really easy for me. The biggest story coming out of Broncos training camp is...


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[Assistant] Don't have a story about a quarterback battle. That's all that we care about. No but him showing up in his own jersey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's living out his dream because he had the money to do it.


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[Assistant] If Antonio Brown left the NFL and became a doctor, I'd put some respect on his name.


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[Assistant] Would love it, even if he wasn't good, but he was like, he was somebody who treated other people with respect.


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[Assistant] And didn't livestream himself screaming obscenities at his...


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[Assistant] The truck driver moving his, his stuff, his sexual assault allegations, like that's the stuff that bothers me about Antonio Brown. That's fair, but I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] I will sub- I will praise him. You're in? Cole Beasley, I praised.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the cowboys and players pursuing careers maybe outside of football, here's a man I will support always, Scooter. This is Dak Prescott.


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[Assistant] So, it doesn't look good, and usually, uhm, when you get... Dang it. Bring it up. Why are you not...


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[Assistant] We all know, well, maybe we didn't, maybe not all of us, but Jensen was carted off today with a knee injury. Everybody said did not look good at the time. 41 minutes ago, they're still worried that it doesn't look good. He's going to have MRIs.


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[Assistant] Uh, or he had one, they're waiting for confirmation on that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Ryan Jensen though is a guy I personally like a lot because he went to Colorado State Pueblo.


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[Assistant] Pueblo, my hometown, what is often referred to as the armpit of Colorado. This man went, got his college education there, made it to the NFL. Plus he's a, he's just a baller. He's a really good sinner and, uh, it sucks.


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[Assistant] It's like a sin to my great state of Colorado, but, uh, this is basically the next two weeks. It's like every other day, you just.


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[Assistant] ACL tears on back to back plays in practice. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's the worst part of training camp. He's the first big name to go down.


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[Assistant] I'd suck if your dad was as good of an athlete as Evander Holyfield. You're like, yeah, I'm not going to compete as a boxer. I'll just... I feel like a lot of people can't live in the shadow.


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[Assistant] So I'm keeping my shadow nice and narrow for my chat. Don't worry.


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[Assistant] What else do we have on the agenda? That's all I have today, other than uhm, I love you guys.


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[Assistant] Well the tweet was George Pickens makes a catch like AB84.


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[Assistant] Man, that's tough because you can't, you can't even see the quarterback throwing it so you can't confirm like who is the quarterback throwing the ball.


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[Assistant] Well, whatever. We live in a time where information does not matter.


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[Assistant] Alright, what do you got coming out today, uh, Scooter, besides the stream?


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[Assistant] Oh, here's a conundrum I'm in, guys. Uh, we shot and just finished up editing a video about the 2012 NFL season. We did one about 2007, so we followed it up with this. Shot it before I went to my trip to Florida.


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[Assistant] Perfect. And that's the second time this has happened because Flimlo did a Jake Plummer one that we haven't shot, luckily, so we're just putting that on the back burner. But it's like...


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[Assistant] The 2021 Raiders, you'll see that Sunday, so.


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[Assistant] Speaking of my cavern, Brandon, I watched that documentary you suggested, The Rescue? Holy crap, what a crazy documentary. Whoa, yeah.


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[Assistant] Listen, just recording videos and taking names and I'm all out of names. I've just been recording a lot of videos.


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[Assistant] I mean, my thing that, and I mentioned this on GPS, but,


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[Assistant] I just don't understand how the judge can be like, hey, this guy like can't go out and get other masseuses anymore. He has to use like the team's masseuses.


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[Assistant] Because it's like you can't trust him to now go out and like not do what he has done in the past.


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[Assistant] And I feel like it's just such an icky, like, gross story.


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[Assistant] And I don't know how that translates to six games.


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[Assistant] But as I've said now this entire time, there's no winner here. Like there's, there's no way the NFL, even if the NFL comes in and it's like, hey, it's a year, right? Like they decide it's a year suspension. Okay. That's the same exact thing that Calvin Ridley got for a $1,500 parlay. Like there's, there's no winner. Like eventually Deshaun Watson is going to see the field.


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[Assistant] I think the NFL is probably going to do indefinite and then the NFLPA is going to go after them and they're just going to settle on a year.


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[Assistant] I think they'll like wind up settling on the season and be like, okay, now everybody's happy or like best of both worlds. So I imagine it's going to be a season.


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[Assistant] And I mean, the Browns do too, I think. It's just the way they structured everything.


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[Assistant] Is this man good? Let me know! Can I just, can I just say that in the thank you like Anthony Barr video that the Vikings put out, they put in the clip of Anthony Barr breaking Aaron Rodgers' collarbone. I'm just like, how petty of a franchise are you?


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[Assistant] I mean, I already knew, but- I will remember you. No, I- I don't care. I don't- You know what? I enjoy that, man. I really- No, just-


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought, okay, I thought you were comparing him to the talent of Micah Part. Like, Andy Barr was very good. I, I think he's kind of on his last legs now.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think you're kind of getting a rotational guy, but...


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[Assistant] I'd equate him to like, a fifth round pick, like you know, an Amari Cooper, for example.


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[Assistant] And actually, like, I'll play well for you guys until week 10. And then, poof. And that's good, that's going right out the window.


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[Assistant] See, like, that's the thing, I've done like 85 and I'm like, oh, I didn't realize I was going that fast. But I feel like once you start like getting to like 95, 100, like, your car, depending on the car you have, is just like, oh, okay, it's letting me know that something, I'm like, going into orbit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta be honest. I love football. I can't wait. I'm going to stream two of the Packers preseason games, but I'm not going to watch this because like,


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[Assistant] And it's like with the Packers, you know who these players are. Like when it's your own team, you're like, oh, I know who this backup of a backup is, but like, yeah, I don't.


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[Assistant] A lot of, like, Aaron Rodgers, like, he hasn't played a preseason game, I think, since like 2018. It's been a while, but he said that he might, like, there, or, I'm sorry, Matt LaFleur said that there's a possibility that he could just because we have so many new receivers.


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[Assistant] Um, but if he does, I think it's gonna be like for a quarter, maybe even a drive. So I don't see it. Cause I mean, Rogers himself came out and said, well, Rogers came out and said a lot of things on that podcast. I could talk about that, but.


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[Assistant] He came out, uhm, and basically said that the practice reps are more important than the preseason game anyway. What did he say on the pod?


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[Assistant] Well, so Aaron Rodgers has been, uh, experimenting with hallucinogenics and, uh, basically said that he's done on retreats and-


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, but further than that too.


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[Assistant] I don't remember the exact plan. It's like, it's the part of DMT, like the, that part. So it's like a hallucinogenic, makes you like throw up and all that crazy stuff.


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[Assistant] It's so funny because the guy's podcast that he's on, like, says multiple times, like, this is not a promotion, but Aaron Rodgers is basically like, listen, like, I started doing this stuff and I was back to back MP, so...


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it just had, they talked a little bit, uh, a lot about like mental health and talked about how


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[Assistant] He got really personal, which I actually enjoyed, and he talked about like the relationship with his family and like how, you know, he was like really down low and like didn't think that he could be loved and, you know, like this kind of like opened his mind to like new experiences and like kind of helped him deal with some of his issues and stuff, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's an inter-, again, I think that results may vary depending on the person, obviously. Uhm, you know, it's not like a promotion to go do it, but I think that there is a conversation to be had about, you know, like different forms of


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[Assistant] So I said the likely candidate, so Romeo, uh, Dobbs right now, Dobbs, Dobbs is right now is like lighting it up in camp. He's not my necessarily number one, but I made that video like weeks ago, like before camp even started. And I said, like just looking at the stats, like the college stats that Romeo, Dobbs like was the.


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[Assistant] He got the lion's share of the receptions, like more than Christian Watson, like Christian Watson turned them into big plays, like the limited stuff that he got.


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[Assistant] But Romeo like just kinda like took it, so I wouldn't be surprised if he is going to get a bulk of the receptions. But I think the consensus is definitely Alan Lazard, uhm, because you have Aaron Rodgers singing his praises, you have


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[Assistant] You know, the whole coaching staff is singing his praises.


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[Assistant] The kind of conclusion that I came to in that video is what you're likely going to see is just a more balanced offense, right? You're not going to be able to replicate Devontae Adams. Devontae Adams had 11 touchdowns, then with MBS, those three touchdowns. So he had 14 touchdowns that you kind of have to make up in the aggregate, right? If you're doing this like moneyball style.


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[Assistant] And I think what they're going to do is now that you have a healthy AJ Dillon and a healthy Aaron Jones, they are going to run the ball a bit more and just spread it out a ton more. Robert Tonyan coming back, offensive lineman coming back.


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[Assistant] So I think that, you know, you might see, I think we were ranked eighth last year in offense for passing. That might drop down to like, you know, 10 to 15, but we were 18th in rushing. That might go up into top 10 considering we have two really good running backs. So I think that Alan Lazard might finish the year with like 800 yards, something like that.


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[Assistant] But you're just gonna see a more efficient Packers offense that doesn't rely on one player like they did to Devante Adams.


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[Assistant] It depends, does Brady want- yeah, cause we need to talk about this Brady story. Like, do we- does Brady retire after next year, or does he go to the Dolphins next year?


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[Assistant] Like, can we talk about this for a hot second? Do you remember months ago, when this crazy ass story came out, that it was like, hey, Tom Brady might fake retire, then go be like a GM or an executive with the Dolphins in the name himself? Oh, that's what we forgot to talk about.


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[Assistant] And I'm sorry, what owner goes, haha, I'll give you $100,000 if you lose. I'm totally joking by the way.


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[Assistant] Basically, they tampered with Tom Brady twice, uhm, in which they did 2019 when he was on the Patriots.


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[Assistant] Then no later than December of 2021 when he was on the Buccaneers and trying to get him to come over. And then they also tampered by reaching out to the agent of Sean Payton while he was still under contract with the Saints. And before he announced his retirement or anything, then when he announced his retirement, they reached out to the Saints. Can we interview him? And the Saints were like, absolutely not.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, they tampered three times, the two with the same player with Tom Brady, and it's...


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[Assistant] Uh, Stephen Ross is now suspended through like mid-October, was fined like 1.5 million dollars.


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[Assistant] And meanwhile, now the Dolphins, like their divisional rival lose draft picks. Bill Belichick's like oopsie.


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[Assistant] When are they going to start doing like pay-per-view football games when they start doing that? No, I think it's, I think that they're really lucky because