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[Assistant] Everyone in that area, that's where they went and got their water during that drought. And I'm going, no wait a minute, hm, hold it. You gotta go up the mountain. Okay.


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[Assistant] You get 10 feet above or 10 yards above the spring and you're on the top of it and you're looking around the whole thing, you're on the highest pinnacle.


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[Assistant] Common sense would tell me, uh, hey, we gotta put the water at the bottom of the mountain.


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[Assistant] The Almighty says wrong answer, dude. I'm going to put it at the top. The bottom is going to be bone dry, but the one at the top is going to be plenty.


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[Assistant] That's just one of them. Uh, how did you do that?


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[Assistant] Well it all started with nothing and then there was this bang. Then there was the big bang. Wrong answer. But anyway. Sorry about that.


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[Assistant] Dash has been, uh, he's into this, uh, metal detecting.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying it, hey, it's amazing what these guys today that are on the golf pro golf tour can do with a little iron or a, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm trying to talk about metal detecting. Okay, you got a couple of friends, and uh, a brother, okay, that are into metal detecting. Sounds like a lot. So, we uh, have got a new show coming, okay, where we are looking to hit the jackpot.


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[Assistant] Okay, there was Charlie, the head man, which you never get to see him. Okay. You only got to see the three good looking girls and then bossy. Okay.


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[Assistant] And then I send them out and trying to, like I, I read about, okay, you know, the parents attacked the, just pirates attacked the ship, sunk it. Okay. And they had a lot of, they was carrying a lot of gold. They was from Spain. Go find it. Go find it.


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[Assistant] They're a little, I'm like Donald Southerner, okay. These boys are a little negative side.


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[Assistant] Okay, like old Moriachi. Okay, and that movie with uh, Clint Eastwood, Kelly's Heroes.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, yea, yea, I always gotta keep em, hey, you know, I gotta keep em fired up, okay. I said, boys, cause hey, like on the last one, on the pilot series, that we did.


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[Assistant] We went to a place, I sent them to a place, okay. There was a gold train of about 20 mules or donkeys.


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[Assistant] It's going to be on television somewhere. Okay, I can't, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] They all three hard-headed. Who's the third? Huh? Hey, Murray Crowe. Okay, he's the guru.


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[Assistant] With the metal texture. Okay. He even made what he called big Bertha. I don't think that's the right name, but anyway, it's a woman.


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[Assistant] Hey, Dave said, one of the guys was saying the other day said, he's, he's the only man that I know that can slip around and waiters.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, I knew somebody said that, but I've watched him. Okay. When he leaves the blind.


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[Assistant] Cause he goes out there and we've just seen a duck fall out there. He goes, he reminds me of a big blue heron crank.


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[Assistant] Okay, if you ever, no, no, if you ever seen one of them when he's looking for breakfast.


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[Assistant] Okay. This bird is huge. Okay. He's tall like Jace. Okay. He's got long legs and Hey, when he's moving, okay. He's looking in front of him and when he moves it's.


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[Assistant] Just, it's like he's in slow motion. It takes him forever to lift his leg and then just.


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[Assistant] He's about to pounce, uh. Hold up. Then he eases it in the water, making no ripples. He ain't quite close enough, so he picks the other one up, same thing. I've watched Jace, and that's exactly, he's just like I'm looking at a blue herring crank.


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[Assistant] He's moving in super slow motion. He's literally walked up and sit down on, we've got mounds of dirt where they pushed it up when they was making that lake in the lane. Deer lay on them.


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[Assistant] Especially bucks. Okay, cause hey, they get out there and get on that thing, they hear anybody coming. Boat, whatever. They go, yeah, I don't hear Jace coming. Cause he's literally eased up there like that blue herring crane and actually sat down and it's about, oh.


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[Assistant] That's the size of this. Jason's sitting here with the bucks laying right over there.


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[Assistant] Now he's got a 30-30 in his hand. He carried it with him just in case he sees a deer. And he looked at him and said, no, he's just too big and I'm way up here and I like to drag that sucker all the way down there to the boat.


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[Assistant] He got that name. That's a good name for it. He'll slip up on, he'll slip on.


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[Assistant] Cause you got a shotgun and hey, you can tell him, hey, look, hey, more to the left.


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[Assistant] We used to think, I used to think just what Martin said. He went down there and then boom. I said, yeah, I won't come over him. He killed him. And then, but he comes back. He always come back and says, well, I got down there where he was at.


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[Assistant] Hey, and there was a pile of brush over there that fell off a big limb and fell off a tree. There was a pile of brush there and I looked and there was...


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[Assistant] The first thing that happens when Jace starts waving that metal detector.


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[Assistant] Now, I said, hey, they're doing the work. See, that's the thing they have a problem with. And I had to keep reminding them, boys, hey, look, I'm the brains of the outfit. You're the bronze or the muscle of the outfit.


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[Assistant] So hey, just keep digging, okay. Quit getting negative on me, you know. Go a little more positive on me, you know.


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[Assistant] Hutto, Texas. Where's that at? You know?


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[Assistant] Anyway, no. Heaven's gonna be wonderful. We don't know what it's gonna look like. But what do you think it looks like?


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[Assistant] All I know is that everything up there is going to be good. There's going to be a lot of laughing.


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[Assistant] A lot of joy, a lot of peace. Well that's here. Okay. I'm not the peacemaker. Oh yea, well hey, no. You got more problems here.


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[Assistant] Doing in the present and what y'all do for us in the future.


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[Assistant] That's why I'll tell you to start. Find out who Jesus is. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.


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[Assistant] Read John first, then if you want to go to Matthew, Mark, and. Well yeaah, read all four of them. Read all four of them. But, like I said.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a lot of, uh, and Ecclesiastes too. Yep. You know, cause there's a lot of common sense and proverbs and Ecclesiastes.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Oh, well we in store for a fun one today here in the duck call room. Look, if you haven't guessed it, Phil has joined us. It's finally not duck season. He's passed the depression maybe. I don't know. He just, he did like I did and put the pen to paper and saw the numbers. So the depression kind of set in all over again.


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[Assistant] But, uh, you know, that's a lot of time and effort we put into killing ducks to not kill them. So when that happened.


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[Assistant] We move on. You know what? Them fish will be running on the river soon enough. We'll have nets out. We'll be doing a hundred different things.


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[Assistant] You know, as a company, this is time of year, we just send money out the door. We can always say we can get them next year. Yeah. Well, we'll try harder, you know, but.


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[Assistant] At the end of the day, but feels good to have you in here. Um, you know, I think probably the number one question we get asked and, and it has to do with Macmillan. Why did you ban Macmillan from the duck blind?


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[Assistant] So has anybody ever gone rogue on you, just stand up, start blasting without you saying cut them? Yeah, I've seen them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just all I could see was just fire coming by my face thinking, Oh, please don't die. Please don't die. It's a pretty dangerous sport.


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[Assistant] Oh, the best thing we ever did was signed up with Tetra for them things to shut that shotgun mess down.


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[Assistant] You know, for me, I shoot a 20 gauge or a 28. I hunt a little different. I ain't hunting with seven men. I'm hunting with three or four. We're, we're bushwhackers. A lot easier. Yeah, we're bushwhackers. We don't get in duck blinds. We stand out there in the open. So I didn't think I needed no hearing protection, but.


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[Assistant] I realized once I had hearing protection, how much I needed it.


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[Assistant] So even, even for your own stuff, you don't realize how loud a duck call is going off next to your head. No doubt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had one this year that made me, it didn't hurt me because I had them in, but it, it knocked me down. That's how close it was to, I mean the blast knocked me sideways. And I was like, Oh, thank God for these things. Cause I ain't hurting. I would be hurting otherwise. Six, seven.


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[Assistant] These days you can't do that. No, no. You can't do, actually you can't do none of what you just talked about.


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[Assistant] Hey Phil. We have repentance. Oh absolutely, in the statute of limitations. Phil ain't ever tried to hide nothing.


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[Assistant] Huh? And we're law abiding citizens, so. Bet you.


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[Assistant] Well, let's talk about that when we get back. Let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. They have fanatics. 98% of men and women love Valentine's gifts from Tommy John. I don't know who the other 2% are, but they just mustn't have responded to the survey. So.


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[Assistant] They've been doing it for us. I got 27 pair of them now. I don't know how many he's got.


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[Assistant] So Phil, you're asking Big Phil if any ducks are more common to flare?


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[Assistant] And them guide walls is the same way. They'll get to about, they'll be coming thinking you a world champion duck caller, you can do this, do that. And they get there to about 40.


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[Assistant] And then it's like somebody just runs them the smooth opposite direction as fast as they can go. For no reason. You'd be sitting there not even blowing your duck call.


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[Assistant] Head wall flare off a live duck, so. But, uh, no, it's, uh, yeah, that's duck hunting, man. It's fun. It's a good time.


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[Assistant] Well, Phil, what else have you been working on? I know you got a new book coming out. What have you been working on down there on the bank of the river? In a much, much more serious


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[Assistant] Look, hey, we got cold weather coming. They talking about ice all over everywhere and everything else. You know what I'm glad I'm going to have at my house?


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[Assistant] Cause she like a iceberg anyway, so if the pyre goes out, it's gonna be up to me to keep that house on. You know, but that's... He's got a plan, Si.


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[Assistant] Look, but that's the cool thing about the rumple blankets. You can use them indoors, outdoors.


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[Assistant] They're well made and warm. Absolutely. They are. And they pack up into nothing. So you ain't taking up a whole lot of space. We keep them in the truck.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. No, I even took them duck hunting with me. That way when the kids would come, they'd get a little cold, they'd throw that blanket over them. Wasn't no thing.


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[Assistant] The blankets from Rumpel are weatherproof, durable, and cozy. They're made with the same technical materials used in premium outdoor gear and active wear. Basically, Rumpel is on a mission to introduce the world to better blankets. And Rumpel recycles over 5 million, that's 5 million, plastic water bottles a year. These blankets are awesome in the great outdoors or at home on your couch.


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[Assistant] And did I mention they're weather resistant, durable, and most importantly cozy. They are cozy. Rumpel's fabric even keeps pet hair and debris off and that makes it usable for anything. Rumpel sent us some blankets to try out and those things.


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[Assistant] They're fantastic. We've carried them everywhere. Keep them in our trucks. Keep them wherever you may need a blanket. From their original puffy to their newly released wool blanket, rumple blankets are perfect for any adventure.


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[Assistant] Even the living room kind, say 15% off through March 30th at www.rumple.com and use code duck15. Visit rumple.com by March 30th to get 15% off and stay cozy this winter with rumple.


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[Assistant] For listeners who served in or work for the United States Marine Corps or have family or friends who might have, we wanted to notify you of an available resource. From 1953 to 1987, personnel assigned to Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune


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[Assistant] We're potentially exposed to contaminated drinking water.


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[Assistant] The Marine Corps has since partnered with health agencies to conduct scientific studies to assess impacts from these potential exposures.


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[Assistant] And they are working to keep those Marines, their families and civilian employees informed with updates


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[Assistant] And resources available to them. If you or someone you know may have been at Camp Lejeune during those years,


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[Assistant] Please consider registering with the Camp Lejeune historic drinking water notification database.


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[Assistant] marines.mil slash clwater. For all of y'all that may have been there, we thank you for your service.


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[Assistant] That's it. That's exactly right. Because I mean anxiety is kind of a fancy word a lot of times for fear.


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[Assistant] Yep. And fear don't live there.


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[Assistant] Cause there is no fear anymore. All fear has been driven out by the light. You know, so I mean, it's a...


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[Assistant] It's an incredible thing. These Robertsons have touched many lives, mine included. I mean, I was a dead man walking until I showed up around here.


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[Assistant] Well, the evidence of Jan being out of her mind was overwhelmingly against her with statements like that and marrying a dasher. I mean, you knew she had to be out of her mind.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, but sometimes, but sometimes it takes, you know, you got to get to a point of knowing better and, and feel what never going to be reached before the moment he was reached. So you go, you go back and look at all that. It doesn't matter because it was going to happen when it happened. I mean, if we're, if


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[Assistant] It's not much different from Jesus. This day he used fisherman, now he's using duck hunter.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take another break. We'll, we'll be back for the last segment right after this. I mean, look, you think about it boys, you say, if he's not the way out of here, we ain't getting out of here.


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[Assistant] You got a chance. We just not gonna make it. Now, Jesus is the one that offers us a way out.


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[Assistant] That's a, it's a, I'll never forget one time you explained it simply to an old boy. You said, well, if, if I'm right, I win. He said, if I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget Phil telling that old boy that. I mean, that's one of them deals that, cause he put it so simply, it stuck with me. I was like, you know what? I mean, the only upside.


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[Assistant] It's Jesus. Otherwise we're going in a hole in the ground or however you choose to leave this place and, you know.


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[Assistant] You need to go someplace where don't nobody know who you are. So I said, I got the place for you.


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[Assistant] I said, I got a place where nobody's gonna know who you are, and I'll tell you one letter, they don't care who you are.


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[Assistant] Well, the coolest part of all of it is we're weeks away from seeing the resurrection in nature.


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[Assistant] Because springtime has come. And you look out there.


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta have it, but I mean, you see the resurrection in nature every spring, which is, which is what's cool.


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[Assistant] That's, but that's how we revolve our lives. Everybody's like, y'all, y'all miss duck season? No, it's, it's on the fruit picking season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you wrap that duck gumbo up about that last cold front. That'll be the last duck gumbo you eat.


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[Assistant] It's that good. That would be pretty good anyway, so you do all that.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll say this, even the flying squirrels know that Victor Dog food's pretty good, so that's a good fact.


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[Assistant] Well look, Phil, we appreciate you coming on today. Look, I would never miss, uh, I got some news yesterday. I'm going to pass to our listeners. Um, our buddy T-Bone, Travis Turner, he's been a real tree guy for however long we've met him all these years.


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[Assistant] They just diagnosed him with a type of cancer and next week he is going to have to have his leg amputated above the knee is the only way to remove the cancer. So.


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[Assistant] T-Bone, we love you buddy. We're going to be praying for you. Absolutely. All our fans, if you could do the same. We always close with a Bible verse. I'm going to close it out today.


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[Assistant] With the comfort we ourselves receive from God.


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[Assistant] Thank y'all folks. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] They done started hockey. Okay. No, we ain't worried about hockey. Right now we're working with Super Bowl. Alright, here's the question for today. Who's going to win the Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] My wife was fired up because when I drove up past, way past dog, after ducking, she said, you missed it! And I said, what are you talking about? She said, guess who won?


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[Assistant] And I said, well, well, who was playing? Cause I didn't know which one was playing first.


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[Assistant] Well, we was talking about all my fellow poker players, okay, was talking about the other night's poker game. And I said, well, here's the bottom line.


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[Assistant] And Lee, well yeaah, he gave you a good deal, okay, there's a few here. Yeaah, but none of them came back.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, but I don't say that, but Stone, I have to re-uh, scout and see where we're going to punt.


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[Assistant] That'll be a daylight til about 11 o'clock. We'll go eat dinner and then we'll go back out. So that's gonna be two hunts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then you gotta call somebody and fix that. There was but one thing wrong when I started.


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta have a knack for that. I wish I was. And I don't, and I know it, and I'm smart enough to know it, tell me, okay, no, I'm not gonna touch it. Call someone that does this for a living.


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[Assistant] What are they? Tell us about them. You go to americanscroll.com to order them.


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[Assistant] Okay. And look, it's some of the softest material you'll ever put next to your body. Okay. And not only that, the reason I got involved in it.


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[Assistant] You get Bible verses on it. You get the cross. That's the word.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, the greatest love story ever and the best story ever told.


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[Assistant] Okay, and not only that, I don't have it on right now, but you get the gospel symbols also.


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[Assistant] Okay, so somebody, everybody's always telling me, oh, I can't preach the gospel at all, Uncle Si. Yeah, you can. If you use the five symbols, you can preach the gospel to anybody, okay?


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[Assistant] Running out of, okay, a skilled workforce, skilled workforce.


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[Assistant] That's right. Nobody's sweeping the floor. They've even gone worse than that. No, no, they've gone worse than that. Okay. It's it's work is beneath him.


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[Assistant] The lawbreakers don't understand. That's why if you try to rob me...


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[Assistant] And you intend on keepin' it. And I intend on keepin' it. So hey, if you come to mine and try to rob me, I'm fixin' to kill you and you're gonna have dirt.


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[Assistant] It's just kindness. This is, hey, that's the thing about, uh, most people when they, they talk religion don't understand. God has gave you a gift.


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[Assistant] All you have to do is accept it and then try your best to live right for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] And what we did this year, okay, that's talking Miley.


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[Assistant] I'm in a great mood. I actually am in a pretty good mood. Not really I am too because I, the duck season was, was terrible. Okay.


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[Assistant] But, see I've got, I've got other things that I do besides duck hunt.


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[Assistant] You don't realize, okay, look, if you do anything, okay, like fishing.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of work involved in fishing. A lot been fishing.


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[Assistant] Or I'm getting dumb or one of the two. No, it ain't that. It ain't that. It's the ducks are getting smarter. Cause I guarantee you, you know, when you see duck hunters and that's what we do for a living to make duck calls for a living and we ain't blowing the duck calls much. Oh, they getting smart.


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[Assistant] See, like he's talking about, cause we've killed some that's like, you know, when you see one that the band on his leg has might near wore off for it to fall off.


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[Assistant] Look, half the dragon was just threadbare, you know, it just rotted and finally it didn't, half of him wasn't there.


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[Assistant] I wore that jacket until my wife just said I'm tired of watching this idiot put on that piece of raggedy thread.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no. So she finally just rolled it up and threw it out. Okay. It probably needed to be buried. It was, it was dead. Trust me. Kind of like him tennis shoes you had growing up. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way, while we're thanking Amanda, thanks for the jacket. I love it. My wife loves it. Hey, whoever sent this supreme.


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[Assistant] Judy, thank you very much.


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[Assistant] Oh, it had it in here. It's a whole group, boys. The Scott family. Well, I think that's who made it.


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[Assistant] You look like Santa Claus when he gets all laughing.


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[Assistant] The little animals that dig onto the ground. So someone told him, he said, Hey, look, if you put hair in their hole, it'll get rid of.


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[Assistant] So hey, he pushed it down in the hole, well the next thing, uh, okay.


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[Assistant] It was threw back out. Okay. So that, that ain't no good.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. That's wild. That's wild urine. What about yours? Is yours wild? Nope. That's one of the things. They ain't ever smell.


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[Assistant] Now you might true that, he might be right there. But look.


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[Assistant] I, that hit me so wild that we're talking about her and they was talking about this morning. You do you, you can't use tame urine. You got to use wild urine.


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[Assistant] Yes, please. Oatmeal cream pie.


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[Assistant] Look, now I'm in a suburb of Bockeville.


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[Assistant] Oh, I would probably spend more time with my partners there and crime playing poker.


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[Assistant] Got a lot of little one-liners in there.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm coming, and hell's coming with me.


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[Assistant] Once you spend, once you've been bonding all, all duck season.


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[Assistant] I'd walk off at bridge, park there, walk down there below the bridge, throw it out there, and just switch it a little bit.


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[Assistant] I had to cancel most of the time I had to cancel when it rains.


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[Assistant] Huh? Yeah. Rip offs. Harder? Yeah. My wife bought some of that junk.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. My wife bought five of them. She stuck them in the yard where we could be able to see. One of them worked.


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[Assistant] I used to have a band, okay, and I'd go out. Well, when you go on stage, you know, this is one of the things you do not do. Okay. You know, I love beautiful women.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I went out on stage one night and this gorgeous woman, we locked eyes.


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[Assistant] I'm supposed to be singing, the music is going, but hey, nope.


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[Assistant] I ain't nothing coming. I ain't nothing coming out of my mouth cause hey, me and her have done my eye contact and hey, she is mad over my rise of me. So I'm kind of like a deer in the headlights, okay? You know, so, but Martin's right, okay? Just hey, get up and what you gonna do, hey.


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[Assistant] Well, they tell me I repeat something. I don't remember what it is. They say I say it all the time. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey, the man don't like vests and he don't like goatees. Is what I get out of that. That's what it is.


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[Assistant] I knew, I knew that was the main reason.


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[Assistant] Now, sideburns are okay. It's the ones that come down and come down, you know, they're so gross looking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're gross looking to me. That's my opinion.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. Okay. So you're, you're right. When you said, Hey, my, my take on it, you know, yeah, they'll be in heaven.


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[Assistant] Trust me, he knows when a baby, and that's the reason it's wrong.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's a live human being. Okay. I don't care what, what the world says. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a live human being from the moment of conception.


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[Assistant] It's like when we, you know, come to our senses and learn to follow Jesus, you know, after we're baptized, the Bible says you are a new creation. Okay? Thank God for that.


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[Assistant] I know you may not, uh, want to hear this, but my man, you and your woman.


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[Assistant] If you're meant to have children, God will see to it that you do. Okay? And that's my prayer for both of you.


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[Assistant] And I'll add, and then when the opportunity comes, you can help someone that's in dire need.


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[Assistant] We'll see y'all. That's the reason God blesses everybody is how He passes it on. When He blesses you, you pass it on.


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[Assistant] Jason and Bud both emailed in. Jason said you did great. Look at there. Thank you, Jason. Bud said thank you very much for coming and sharing with us. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] I said my friend and you said Curly and I said oh, Curly's also my friend.


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[Assistant] A lawn mower. Instead of getting a job, that way they could go get paid to mow yards.


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[Assistant] I'm depressed now. What are you depressed for? I'm going through this.


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[Assistant] The inmates that all got arrested yesterday where we live. And you know them? No, I don't. How many of them shop at your store? All of them.


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[Assistant] I found something stolen the other day. It made me sad. What'd they steal? A hook file. Why not just get new hooks, man? Anyway. Let me tell you something.


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[Assistant] And those people working did not make that decision.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think that really works though. Wear your shoes. It hurts if you don't.


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[Assistant] That is. Alright, here we go. Jason from Pelham, North Carolina. Hi Jason. This, it's weird that he emailed this in since the last episode. It is. And we talked about Sinus Winston so many times today. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] He's heard Cy mention kicking the scourge known as smoking several times. And he's been smoking for 30 years and he's ready to stop. All right, give it up.


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[Assistant] Or incredibly li- What you lookin' at?


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[Assistant] Let's go heavy. Sock it to us. Heavy? Alright, let's go heavy.


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[Assistant] I struggle with my faith. Uh, 60 years old and not really sure what true love and faith are. He's not surrounded with practice believers. He does believe in Christ though. I'm not a reader. I struggle with understanding what I read. Going to church, not my thing. I just need some advice on how to feel true love and faith from old Minnesota boy.


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[Assistant] And he basically says I believe in Christ, but I don't do anything that he says to do in the Bible.


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[Assistant] So he just wants advice on how to feel true love and faith, but he said, going to churches isn't his thing. Reading the Bible, not his thing. Not surrounded with practiced believers.


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[Assistant] And there's people in that Unashamed podcast that I'll talk to each other in the comments cause you need to surround.


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[Assistant] The one thing I took from your email that I was just like, man, that's what you need to do is surround yourself with other people. Because Jesus Christ of Nazareth,


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[Assistant] Big deal. His first move was, I gotta find 12 dudes that are gonna roll with me. No matter what.


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[Assistant] One really sucked, but the other 11 rolled to their death too. So.


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[Assistant] My biggest thing is I know people and ones in this room, these two guys I know would do anything, I can call in a heartbeat and they'll show up.


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[Assistant] You know, so have yourself those people in your life. And if you don't have them, search.


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[Assistant] Amen. Y'all ready for that Bible verse? Wrap her up, Johnny. But we'd be remiss to not mention, we know real stuff's happening in the world right now. We get in here, we cut up, we have fun. Uh, but war's going on. That sucks. Uh, you know, you hate to hear anybody hurting, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, especially when you're a believer. Uh, so Bible verse of the day is going to be a tough one. Uh, but I'm just going to read it from Jesus himself, Matthew 5 43. You have heard that it was said, love your neighbor and hate your enemy, enemy, but I tell you love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.


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[Assistant] Be perfect, therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect.


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[Assistant] Perfect's a strong word and we'll never be perfect, but we can strive to be. And that starts with.


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[Assistant] Having fun, loving each other, no matter the situation. And we're not political science in here, scientists in here, so we're going to leave it at that. We love all of you. Have a good one.


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[Assistant] He had like a, this was way back, I don't know how many years.


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[Assistant] I take him to the emergency room, he was just, I mean, he had a hundred and something favors.


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[Assistant] He walked in the emergency room. I went in there and told him he stayed in the truck. It's late at night. He walked in there in his insulated underwear. That's all he had on.


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[Assistant] He was literally hunting with a hundred and something fevers.


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[Assistant] We locked the truck, the truck got locked, remember?


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[Assistant] I know, I'm glad, I'm glad I got his blood covering that screen where people can't see what I've done.


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[Assistant] Talking about that, I realized something last year that I didn't realize. What did you realize? I had my arm, I was long lining and my rack in the back of my boat, I can set my arm on the pole.


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[Assistant] And that fish dumped it. I said, I just thought they'd come up there and got it, you know, and just got it. Oh, no, no, no. They came up there and hammered that thing.


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[Assistant] Cause it's, cause it's moving, you know. I just thought they'd just come up there and guide it.


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[Assistant] I was talking about longlining. I know they do it to that.


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[Assistant] You know what the fish said when they swam into the bank? No. Damn.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Look, I'm sure you're looking at us right now on YouTube.


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[Assistant] You can tell we're dressed a little differently than we have been. The first


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[Assistant] But I'm tell- it is chilly in the south, outside, finally. It is finally feeling like hunting season has arrived.


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[Assistant] So you know what I'm gonna do? What? I'm gonna go home and cuddle up with mama.


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[Assistant] So I just, I gotta know. I know how you operate.


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[Assistant] Did anybody else? I got a question for you. When you were growing up before we had all access to all this stuff pretty easy, did you ever make your own heaters for deer season?


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[Assistant] Well, I built a lot of fires. Built a lot of fires. Say, my grandparents. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know the old toilet paper and a coffee can trick?


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[Assistant] Like you take a roll of toilet paper, you put it in a coffee can, you pull the cardboard center out of it, and then you douse that sucker of rubbing alcohol. And you put the lid back on it and let it sit in there.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. That rubbing alcohol when it burns, it doesn't have much odor to it, so you could use it while you're deer hunting and a deer wouldn't smell you.


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[Assistant] As long as you take that cardboard out. If you leave that cardboard in there, he gonna catch on fire for whatever reason. But toilet paper soaked in alcohol would not.


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[Assistant] After about a month, our deer stands just have three things in them. A Folgers coffee can that was a toilet paper heater. Yep. A pee jug, cause you, heaven forbid you got down to pee. He's got a urinal in his. And a bottle of rubbing alcohol. A bottle of isopropyl alcohol.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to always think that was the coolest thing when I'd go hunt my mama and papa. I'd be like, hey, let's pour some more alcohol in. You know, the whole time. I'm just trying to add fuel to the fire. What is it about a fire that just, I can sit there and stare at that sun.


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[Assistant] We know how big of a paranoid schizophrenic Phil is when it comes to duck hunting. We were so cold in Kansas.


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[Assistant] That we built a fire inside that blind and smoke's just balling out of this duck blind. I mean, we built it with wood. I'm talking about wood.


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[Assistant] Regulation wood. And smoke just boiling out of this thing. And ducks are coming in there.


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[Assistant] They, I guess they are thinking it's like the burning bush. They just coming up there just...


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[Assistant] We stand up, through the smoke, bop, kill em, sit back down. They had a trough down that hole. Yea, and we left, we left that place looking like smoked bacon. Like all our face and our skin was dried out.


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[Assistant] You can't blame that on the motor, you blame that on the captain. That was a bad day. When you're turning.


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[Assistant] Little 10 yard circles with 900 pounds of men, gear, and equipment in a boat.


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[Assistant] What do you think? Get everybody to the blind, let them out, and then one man go out there and do donuts to break up the aisle.


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[Assistant] But Phil, as he so often does, got in a big hurry.


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[Assistant] Got in a big hurry and sunk the boat.


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[Assistant] Just like that time whenever- I think I drowned that day. The last story I heard about it. Like that day we moved that aluminum boat from his boathouse to the dog and then we moved it. I'm in the back of a boat. I'm fine. My feet are dry.


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[Assistant] But somehow me and Godwin got blamed for the plug being out of the boat.


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[Assistant] He said, them two fat boys over there moved that thing, and I'm like...


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[Assistant] Look, one of my favorite gifts to get while my grandmother was alive, she bought all of her adult grandchildren new bed sheets every year. How awesome is that?


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[Assistant] Absolutely, because we spend one third of our lives in beds, so pure organic cotton sheets from Bowlin' Branch make a truly special gift. They make the highest quality sheets by doing things the right way, not the easy way. Look, I got them on our bed.


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[Assistant] No problem. They still there. They've been washed a few times because jute sheds all over everything. Well those get softer as you wash them too. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Single wash, buttery soft, lightweight and made with 100% organic cotton weave.


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[Assistant] Their gifts come wrapped and ready in their special holiday packaging. Order by December 19th for guaranteed delivery by Christmas.


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[Assistant] Best deals of the year going on now from November 1st to November 11th with promo code Duck at BolandBranch.com. That's B-O-L-L and Branch.com. Promo code Duck. Some exclusions, mate.


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[Assistant] We're back, look. Si, I just gotta, I gotta know.


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[Assistant] How'd you like my prediction on what happened in the World Series? Well, you got me. I got you. I slicked you.


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[Assistant] What the good news is, is I picked up at home run the old boy hid in the back parking lot this morning, so.


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[Assistant] Boy, that ball was crushed. Good grief. That ball was crushed. That was incredible. Yeah, something like 460. That's, that's hitting a baseball long way. A deer looks little at 460 feet. That's 150 yards quick math.


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[Assistant] But you know what? That ain't the only thing I've seen on TV. You know what else I've seen on TV? Not me.


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[Assistant] I guess the local news has been watching the podcast. They decided to make a local celebrity here. That's not what happened. Look, Johnny D in his new career. He's now getting time on the local news. It hasn't even aired yet. What'd you do? What'd you do?


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[Assistant] Forwards is what I used to buy.


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[Assistant] Except for the dead of winter. Dead of winter you want little bait. That's the only time that's good. Dead of winter.


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[Assistant] You ain't getting shiners free ever, son. Ever. Hey, when's the honey hoe gonna buy an ad on the podcast?


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[Assistant] I love it. Support your local tackle shop.


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[Assistant] Hey, I agree with that. Do support your local tacos. The mom and pop businesses make the world go round. That's where I started working was a mom and pop. Yeah, you worked at TP. China Peaches. I mean, it had the name True Value, but that's just who we got our tools from. It was three brothers.


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[Assistant] I remember I was there when the state of Louisiana changed to where you could shoot them single shots as a primitive weapon. Oh boy. But did we sell some for 44 Marlins and 45 70s and three 38s and all that, all that kind of jump. And then you'd have to go shoot them one time.


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[Assistant] Now he's shooting a 6.5 with a suppressor on it. Now that's smart. That's smart. That's brilliant.


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[Assistant] I agree. Moink delivers grass fed and grass finished beef and lamb, pasture pork and chicken, and wild caught Alaskan salmon direct to your door helping family farms become financially independent.


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[Assistant] outside of big agriculture. Their animals are raised outdoors, their fish swim wild in the ocean, and moink meat is free of antibiotics, hormones, sugar, and all the other junk you find prepackaged


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[Assistant] In the meat aisle. Sign up at moinkbox.com slash duck to get a year, one year of bacon for free. It's the greatest deal.


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[Assistant] And then pick what meats you want delivered with your first box. Change what you get each month and cancel any time. Look, Godwin.


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[Assistant] By an 8th generation farmer who was featured on Shark Tank, host Kevin O'Leary said it's the best bacon he's ever tasted and we agree.


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[Assistant] And Jamie Semenoff, creator of the Ring Video Doorbell, invested in Moink. They'll, they guarantee you'll say oink oink, I'm just so happy I got Moink.


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[Assistant] And we, we know you will be too. Join the MOINT movement today. Go to mointbox.com slash duck right now and listeners to this show get.


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[Assistant] Free F-R-E-E bacon for a year. That's one year of the best bacon you'll ever taste but for a limited time only. Spend M-O-I-N-K box dot com slash duck. Moinkbox dot com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Look folks, the other day, y'all's response was overwhelming to the questions that you have from us and we, we spent a lot of time.


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[Assistant] Looking through some more. Johnny D's gonna pull up some. I've got some on my deal. Guy, when you weren't here.


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[Assistant] But the other day we went Instagram live to questions straight from the audience.


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[Assistant] Really? So, most of them were your standard questions, but we had some really good ones too, so.


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[Assistant] Do they need to be on ExpressVPN? Yeah, they do.


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[Assistant] Here's one that I thought was worthy because you know, you know us. What's your favorite snack? We never.


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[Assistant] Snack. You got one snack you're going for. I know what mine is. I know what mine is.


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[Assistant] I like cashews. That's a snack. They come in a little prepackaged.


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[Assistant] Wait hold on. Honey buns ain't got no honey? No. Them things are gonna be here till Jesus comes back. You may want to read that wrapper again. I didn't read the wrapper. I mean them things. Just like a Twinkie. They got some kind of preservative in them to keep them here that long in a little old piece of plastic cellophane. If the apocalypse happens and


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[Assistant] I can think back on mine when I fell out of the duck blind. That was pretty, I went face first out of that sucker. That was a pretty good one.


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[Assistant] The most, this is the most dangerous time of year to be around any kind of boat ramp. Cause when they drop them things for winter pool.


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[Assistant] That algae that's had all summer to grow where that water used to be, it's way slicker than a bar of soap.


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[Assistant] That's like the stuff they make for, uh, ultrasound jelly. I mean, that's how slick it is.


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[Assistant] That's a picture. You'd have to know Benny to make this picture complete. You do, but we're talking about our fans.


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[Assistant] Keep trying. Laugh at yourself. That's the take-home message there.


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[Assistant] Sy, are you worried about people seeing what you've been looking up online?


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[Assistant] Why is he worried? He makes me look it up for him. I should be the one that's worried. Oh, well see, there's your point. Look, most of you are probably thinking, why don't you just use incognito mode? Let me tell you something. Incognito mode does not hide your activity. It doesn't matter what mode you use or how many times.


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[Assistant] You clear your browsing history. Your internet service provider can still see every single website you've ever visited


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[Assistant] So your ISP can't see the sites you visit. ExpressVPN also keeps all of your information secure by encrypting 100% of your data


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[Assistant] Visit our exclusive link expressvpn.com slash Uncle Si and you can get an extra three months free on a one year package. That's e-x-p-r-e-s-s-vpn.com slash Uncle Si expressvpn.com slash Uncle Si to learn more.


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[Assistant] And, uh, look, I do want to throw, it is hunting season. I think it'd be super cool if you're listening.


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[Assistant] If your kid or somebody you know goes out to the woods this year, experiences their first hunt,


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[Assistant] But in Texas, I didn't realize they did this. He called the game warden and said, look, man, I shot this big deer. I can't find it.


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[Assistant] The local game board and come out there and helped him track it and they found the deer.


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[Assistant] So bravo to the state of Texas for letting your game ordnance assist in this and bravo to the young man for no one. Look, this is above my pay grade. I haven't, I haven't done this and I'm going to ask for help. And he, he is a beautiful.


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[Assistant] Beautiful deer. I should have saved the picture for him. It was, uh... Kudos to the game wardens. But if you do that...


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[Assistant] Send us, hello, send us a picture, hello at duckcallroom.com and we'll, we'll try to highlight some of our first time hunters and fishermen and stuff like that. Let everybody know that the future is great. But look, Johnny D, what's in that inbox this week?


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[Assistant] And you said, you said something that I want to correct. There's no believing it was Christ. It was Christ. There's no reason to question that thought. 100%.


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[Assistant] It was Christ. It had nothing to do with us. It was all about Him.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's my first, but my deal is like, you know, sell them people that they get stuff and then they just.


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[Assistant] Mmm, look mad at the camera. Heck no. Every picture you see of me, I'm going to be smiling. I'm as happy to catch the next one, catch the first one, and on the hunts and stuff like that. No, I'm smiling. You see me.


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[Assistant] Heck yea buddy, I big cheese it. It don't matter to me, I love it.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, before digital, before, before everything has changed. As far as I was concerned, there were two baseball teams, the Cubs and the Braves, cause that's all we could watch and you.


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[Assistant] I'm still, look, there's one of me with a box turtle that is fantastic. Box turtle. Box turtle. Well, I had to, uh. That's a cool thing. I had to do them on a duck dynasty like through the years, so I saved them on my phone when I scanned them.


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[Assistant] Swinging a baseball bat or swinging a golf club or shooting your bow, you just gotta shoot out of a slump. Just keep firing, son. It'll happen.


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[Assistant] Like a possum trying to pass a peach seed. Oh my goodness. Good to have you on here.


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[Assistant] Pound cake. Oh yea, pound cake. BK's pound cake. That's a good snack. Did you win any contest today dressed like that BK?


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[Assistant] Now, she got that Robertson gnaw down, don't she? Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Now y'all, y'all just get real close to him real quick. I want to see how, I want to see just how close you got on you. Put your beard up. Let me take a picture.


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[Assistant] Boy, you would never know no difference. You're both smiling. You're both, look at her.


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[Assistant] Hold that thought right there. Sy, get you cut. There we go. There it is. Now.


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[Assistant] Who wore it better? Who's the best looking? Can I vote? Yeah. Or do I count as a fan?


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[Assistant] Well bullfrog, get ready to take your uncle's side deer hunting. Cause I know that's where y'all are going this evening. And look, we're going to go ahead.


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[Assistant] Uh, with a Bible verse. 1 Corinthians 10, 23 and 24.


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[Assistant] Says, I have the right to do anything, you say, but not everything is beneficial. I have the right to do anything, but not everything is constructive. No one should seek their own good.


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[Assistant] But the good of others. There you go. There you go. Seek the good of others. I think that falls under that second one of the, of the great commission of love others as yourself. So there you go. It ain't, it's never about you. Never has been, never will be.


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[Assistant] Uh, salute to local businesses. And they came on by the honey hole.


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[Assistant] We ain't a local business, what is it? It was supposed to just be my dad, but now that I worked there, my mom was like, you're gonna do the clothes and the sunglasses.


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[Assistant] These are not gym shorts, they're grey. I've been wearing nice, nice shorts lately at work.


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[Assistant] No I didn't. That's the best news though, my dress code at my new job didn't change.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for local news. I've been with cameras right here for a hundred episodes and then, but doing it over there, I was nervous. She was like, I'm going to ask you questions about local businesses.


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[Assistant] But I like that store, River Outfitters in Monroe.


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[Assistant] No, just start scooping. Yeaah, start scooping. Just wham. Just wham. Oh, three dollars for a eighth of a pound. Six dollars for a quarter of a pound. Uh, ten dollars for half a pound.


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[Assistant] Good creep. A pound's like a hundred and sixty minutes. You don't need that many. You can come back tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I know, but it was, you know. What have you got to be nervous about? I wasn't scared of messing up for Willie. He did that himself. Uh, I was scared. Like it was my parents were sitting there watching, man.


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[Assistant] How do you think I got this beautiful physique now? That's not quite where I want it to be, but I just eat and-


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[Assistant] Fresh quality meat and the pounds are leaving me. Working out, eating fresh meat. It's a great deal.


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[Assistant] That's right. And so most of, of Sy's responses were what people were doing. And there were a couple people saying rude things. Rude. I'm just getting the report back. Something, they got rude.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And a bunch of people were cheering for some guy named Brandon. I don't know what that means. Oh lord. Oh boy. But, Sy, we have one of your fans, she is going to school to obtain her


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[Assistant] Aesthetician? Aesthetician? License? Is that right? And she's offered you a facial.


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[Assistant] No, I like beef. I'm a beef jerk. If I go to a gas station. Beef jerky is bad for you.


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[Assistant] Hey, I got a, I got a good, uh, on what have you been up to lately. We're, we're changing the world, man. Are we? Good. How are we doing that? My friend Diane. Oh, I like the hat Diane's.


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[Assistant] But she's our fan. Hopefully she's cool with us showing her picture. If she's not cool, we'll describe it. She got a camo cast just because, uh, she listens to us all the time for entertainment. Awesome. And it was a tribute to us. Camouflage. Well thank you very much. And we hope your wrist gets better, Diane. That was just another what people. Another one that come up all the time.


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[Assistant] My best story, uh, funny story is just a comedy of errors. Man, cause every time I go hunting, something goes wrong. I'm not a great hunter.


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[Assistant] And that's how the story ends. We, cause we had. That's why he works at a tackle shop. Yeah, exactly. So we were setting up, I have a little tiny piece of land out in Calhoun, so we're trying to kill a deer every day. And just everything's going wrong. And we had probably, I'm gonna call it a colony of raccoons.


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[Assistant] There was, every picture we got was 30 raccoons all over the, we were just feeding the raccoon family out in.


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[Assistant] I wanna go light, y'all wanna go heavy, y'all wanna go inspiring, just go with it. I just wanna go fishing. Alright, I wanna read this one from Christie. This isn't a question, this is more just a wonderful story. Uhm, the subject line is ring that bell.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't have to ask them to do that. But, uh, Christie, she listens to the old man podcast, uh, unashamed, but we make her laugh even when she's in a bad mood. Thank you, Christie. That's what we try and do here.


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[Assistant] But, uh, she just wanted to fill us in on a story. She used to be on drugs, quote, real bad. And she was just kind of living wherever she could and she was staying with some people. And those people were watching TV.


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[Assistant] And it was Duck Dynasty, and she wasn't even paying attention. And at the end, she heard Phil praying over a meal. You know, that's how they always into Duck Dynasty.


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[Assistant] And she was raised in a Christian home.


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[Assistant] But at that moment, when she heard that prayer on the TV,


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[Assistant] At the end of this email, which is what I really want to get to, she said, I believe it was Christ through y'all speaking, even in that silly show. I've been clean from drugs going on six years now. And she just wanted to thank us for the podcast. Well, thank you for the story.


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[Assistant] What was her name? Christie. Thank you for the email. That's an amazing story. And hopefully maybe somebody's listening out there right now needs to feel the same as her. And six years later, we'll be celebrating you too. And also I just love that idea, Martin of sending in your first deer. First big fit. Hey, first


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[Assistant] Do you have a picture, do you know of a picture of your first deer, duck? I know you don't, cameras weren't around.


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[Assistant] No, no, let's just do it next episode because I, I have a very specific story of a crappie fishing night with my dad and me holding a fish.


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[Assistant] See, I have a picture like that, but I'm on a boat. That's a pretty good copy.


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[Assistant] Husky, what are you talking about? You've always been husky. That's just a stud. Here you go. Here you go. Here's my picture of me. Notice there's no fish, but me and my pops.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, just a memory. I actually have my first deer too. I could pull that one up quicker.


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[Assistant] Look at that. That was a big smile. Why doesn't Willie smile in pictures? Can I say that now that I don't work for him? Show your teeth.


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[Assistant] That's a little eight point with a little pal-mation on him. That was an exciting time. Anyways. Martin's still looking. Hey, let's do it. Next episode when we do this, hopefully we get enough of you and we might be two episodes. We're going to start it off with a picture of you and this box turtle.


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[Assistant] Let's find it today. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. You keep looking, but I'll, we, we never leave people with a cliffhanger. Tune in next time for Martin.


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[Assistant] Do we need another person who's scared to ask a girl out?


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[Assistant] We get this a lot, so I feel like we need to harp on it. We got an email from John David.


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[Assistant] He had a question for Sy. I've liked this girl for a while and she likes me too. All the problems have already been solved. I've been to a few different youth group events. That's a good place to meet a lady. And I've met her parents.


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[Assistant] You're rolling. You're on a, you're on a roll. But I need to know how to ask her out because I feel ready.


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[Assistant] Young John David, go in with confidence, that's all you need to know. I also just got a brand new email from John Godwin of him, a picture of him in a suit, a white suit with ruffles.


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[Assistant] The only, the only thing that mildly disturbs me is I didn't realize- Oh, it just mildly disturbed you?


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[Assistant] Oh, is that what it was? The Bee and Angel Foundation? That's cool.


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[Assistant] Well look, hey, we glad to have you back. Well, I'm glad we're back. We did miss you. We had Willie take your place.


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[Assistant] Look, here's what I say for Bradshaw. Good owning.


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[Assistant] That's terrible. Because everything looks identical then. Like the duck cutting is terrible.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's funny. Floodwaters ain't nothing to be trifled with.


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[Assistant] If you're lucky, you get to shoot a handful of jacks and, you know, that's about it. Stone, what you snacking on?


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[Assistant] I can appreciate that. Is it good? Oh, it's fine. I don't want none of it. I just want it. He don't want it. Smell of it. Hey, go ahead. Go ahead and try it. A product of Louisiana. Just throw me one piece. It smells like Louisiana. Beef jerky's the


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[Assistant] Well good for Josie Wales. Johnny D, we'd give you a piece of that, but you don't work here no more. So you're out. Well, let's take our next break. We'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] Alright, I want him to be reminded. Well, Si, we were gonna put a picture of your deer up back there, but, well, we saw that number. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, even at West Monroe, it was, hey, just go bear crawl till I get tired of watching you. We had to do life. If you got, if you got caught doing something like that, you're going bear crawl till I'm tired. That was like, you're like, oh.


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[Assistant] Well, so it took 40 dads at the school. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well odds are what they're doing by being at school is because the dads at home wouldn't do what they're supposed to be doing. That's right. So those dads showed up there and showed that they cared and you know, I mean that's a good deal. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's cool. I mean, that's awesome. They're taking the time to invest in kids' lives that aren't their own. So that's a, that's a cool thing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, those, yeaah, and there were some of them, yeaah, you know, you could tell the look in their eyes. You didn't want to mess with them. I'm afraid of them. That was like that old Clint Eastwood eyes. How'd you know which one was going to shoot first?


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[Assistant] Well, he had crazy eyes. You look a man in the eyes, he'll tell you enough about him, right there. You know which dad you make and cross and which one you can't.


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[Assistant] Somebody about to cloud up and rain on it, but that's good. It's good that they took ownership of it and didn't expect somebody else to fix the problem. I can appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Dad's on duty, we salute you. Oh for sure. We need more of that.


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[Assistant] Well in another case of good news, y'all have seen the movie radio, right?


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[Assistant] I haven't. You haven't seen radio? No, I haven't seen it. It's a fantastic movie. It tells a story about a guy working at a high school, does it for free, and finally the real life radio.


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[Assistant] On October the 29th is getting the field house named after him at that school in Demopolis, Alabama.


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[Assistant] You know, the movies, radio, they all call them canned good back home. Don't really know why, but.


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[Assistant] That man has, has volunteered at that school washing clothes, doing all that kind of stuff for 50 years.


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[Assistant] 50 years, volunteer, no pay. No pay. He's seen 8 coaches, 386 victories, 78 playoff appearances, 22 region titles and 2.


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[Assistant] state championships and he is now


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[Assistant] The field house is being named after him. His name's Albert Thomas. Albert, good on you son.


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[Assistant] Good on you for taking care of one of your own. Look at him. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] He's 67 years old and he's still doing it. Wow. Oh, there's a black panther, Sy.


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[Assistant] Tiger. Hey, kudos coach. Hey. Oh man. Can you imagine volunteering for five decades? He's, and he's missed one game. One game. One. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Look Albert, our man, we salute you on that too, man. Good on you.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. It's good to read that kind of stuff going on in the world because so many times those articles don't ever make it to the top.


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[Assistant] It's all. Something about some guy named Brandon and you know, I don't, you know, all that kind of stuff going on. Gas prices. Gas prices. And the weather. I'm glad, look, speaking of weather, we're getting the rain finally. Praise God for that. That's all I'm going to say.


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[Assistant] Si, would you wear sweatpants on a first date? Sweatpants? No. Hey, well good. You know why? Cause buying a cheap gun magnet would be just like wearing sweatpants on a gun on a first date. You don't want a cheap gun magnet. You want one that'll hold your stuff where it's supposed to be. Watch this. Look at it.


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[Assistant] Look, we love chasing the American dream and the American entrepreneur and a couple of our duck call room listeners named John and Lori set out to make the best gun magnets money can buy and boy did they ever. These babies right here, the soft hold gun magnets, they started making these by hand in their garage and John ended up getting a magnet with a perfect size and strength built to his custom specs.


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[Assistant] They wrapped that neodymium magnet in top grain leather to keep it from scratching your gun and voila, soft hold gun magnets were born and perfect holding power and perfect good looks. Where can you put them? Anywhere. You can put them anywhere you mount anything.


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[Assistant] Your tractor, your car, your bed, your duck blind, a safe under your desk if you need something. Look, there.


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[Assistant] They'll, they'll go wherever you can put them.


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[Assistant] First Thessalonians on the back. Test all things, hold fast, what is good. The 50 pound pull magnet is designed to keep your full size, fully loaded gun secure on even the roughest roads in America, which means they will survive I-20.


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[Assistant] These look good anywhere you mount them even when your gun isn't attached. Get an American Patriot Magnet armed and beautiful. Come and take it or ask about...


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[Assistant] Why would you want to put a cheap magnet that will scratch your new investment? Buy the best. Buy American. You can't always carry your gun on your hip, so when you need it close, use the soft hold gun magnet.


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[Assistant] Everybody's, everybody's given a time to forget about something in the back of your truck. You forget to...


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[Assistant] The empty box is there or whatever. You built, you know, you built your child's swing set and there's an empty box. I give you, I give you a free pass. You forgot on your way to work it was there. But like,


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[Assistant] Drink cups and crap like that. Beer cans. Why is it always beer cans? Because we're in North Louisiana. You never see a Coke can in the middle.


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[Assistant] People think that the good thing to do is to dump all your trash out at the boat ramp for whatever unknown reason. Every time I go, I pick up a dang Walmart sack full of trash at the boat ramp. Every time. Whether it's night crawler boxes.


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[Assistant] Some kind of discount, like domestic beer can.


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[Assistant] No, some weird colored water bottle that I'm not sure what that is in it. Like, you know, I pick it up with a bag.


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[Assistant] No, but I, I, I do fish in line for crying out loud. Like, I mean, just pick your stuff up, people. And this time of year, deer corn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, deer corn. Everywhere you go, not to be confused with squirrel corn or turkey corn, it's all deer corn for some reason. They're the only things that'll eat it, I guess. I'll eat it. But, I mean, it's just rice bran bags. Just, just take care of you stuff. Take care of me? How?


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[Assistant] Oh, with Phil's house? No way. I'll charge you to find one that has AT bullet holes in it. Just one. Cause most of them got 11. I mean, it's like, what? And then the people that pattern their shotguns on them.


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[Assistant] That's where I always tell people to start that are confused. Just start in the New Testament. Start, start at Matthew, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John. Work your way through that. And then.


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[Assistant] Because if you're not familiar with that really and truly, the first part's not going to make a whole lot of sense to you. Because the first, the Old Testament is all kind of pointing towards Jesus is coming. Yep, in history. You know, and then you got the Gospels while Jesus is here, and then you got the rest, which is Jesus is coming back. So it's like, you need to know the man Jesus.


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[Assistant] Before you can tie the whole thing in and if you don't, if you don't start there to me, you can get.


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[Assistant] He's going to, that's the, that's one of my favorite thing Galvin says in all of his whenever he's talking about that, he says,


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[Assistant] Now he said he was going to prepare a place for us. He said, he spoke this world into existence.


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[Assistant] He said, but now he's preparing a place. He says, so imagine how cool that's gonna be that he's, he's preparing us a place.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back, get back in that bell bag right after.


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[Assistant] Ryan. Ryan. Sorry. Ryan. I don't do sauerkraut. At all.


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[Assistant] No, I don't like sire kraut. I don't like sire patch kids. If it's got sire in it, I don't like whiskey sires. If it's got sire in it, I'm out. I'm with you on that.


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[Assistant] So, there you go. Sorry, Brian, but we're all entitled to an opinion. God bless America.


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[Assistant] That's almost, it almost is to me, sounds like they are forgetting a parable of the 99 and the 1.


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[Assistant] They're willing to leave the one or the two because they're not part of the 99.


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[Assistant] The one or the two are the ones you should be concerned about and spending the most time


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[Assistant] Through, whether it's gift exchange, it's food, it's meals, it's prayers, it's just time together. Like, I think


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[Assistant] And look, I ain't trying to be mean. I think you're dead wrong on whatever your premise you've proposed here is. I couldn't personally disagree with it more.


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[Assistant] You're in charge of this, Mark. Yeaah, run one more. Let's see what else we got.


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[Assistant] Do you want another heavy one? Sure. Go for it. Send us out on one.


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[Assistant] He takes leftovers on a plane? Yeah. For a living.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, I don't, through this whole deal, I don't think I've ever been angry. Uh.


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[Assistant] I mean I guess you come to the realization, especially as a believer.


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[Assistant] We're all gonna die. Like that's, that's an inevitable part of life. Maybe I would have been angry had I not felt like my dad did exactly what he wanted to while he was on this earth, but he did. I mean, he went out with his dang boots on.


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[Assistant] You know, working in the yard, essentially the, up until he couldn't, like, I mean, he, he did those things. But I've never, I mean, I've been sad cause like, he ain't there, but.


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[Assistant] Angry? That's not one, but I don't have really big anger issues anyways, so I don't know exactly how to tell you to deal with anger other than it seems like you got a little bit of a trust issue here, but


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[Assistant] But your dad was always gonna pass. You, you yourself, what it made me actually do was look at my own mortality. Like, and say,


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[Assistant] If this happened to me tomorrow, would I be happy with what I've done to this point? Like...


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[Assistant] And so that challenges me to live a better life, to do more things for other people, just like we talked about earlier. So I don't, I mean, I.


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[Assistant] I guess the anger probably comes from that place or perhaps some selfishness that we all deal with. But, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Man, just trust and the cool thing is if you do believe that, that he's up there, then you should strive to get to be back together.


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[Assistant] Like anger should be the last thing in your heart. Like the hope of getting back together and that great reunion should take precedent over anything else.


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[Assistant] Which I'm, I'm looking forward to. I mean, you know, that's, that's, at the end of the day, that's all you got.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. No, no. I will tell you how much I love you, but go ahead. Grant Taylor took me over and we gave a veteran a brand new house. Oh, that's awesome. What? And it was, yeah. Yeah. House. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But anyway, it was really good, you know, everybody. So, uh, even the man that was in charge of the veterans from, uh, our governor come up, you know.


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[Assistant] Good. You know, that's awesome. That was cool. It really was.


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[Assistant] And why? Alright, because I take two a day boys. How many? Two a day. Two omega excels. Omega excels, two a day, and you can take up to six.


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[Assistant] No, since you brought that up there, that brought me to my mama's younger brother, John. Okay. He was in the Korean war.


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[Assistant] Okay, and he, he had a jar sitting on the mantle that was slammed full of shrapnel from whatever blew up and, you know, as you talk, which when you look at something like just, it was jagged.


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[Assistant] And think about, well, they took that out of my mother's brother.


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[Assistant] He had it, I guess, on his heart and shared it and said, uh, he was a machine gun.


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[Assistant] Machine gunner. Okay. And he woke up and she was, yes, cutting him down.


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[Assistant] In my whole career, I would always take 30 days and normally I'd come in and spend a little time with mom and dad. And then, especially when they were living down on the river with fail and then I spent the rest of it, you know, with my brother and he never, never said anything to me about one way or the other.


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[Assistant] He, I don't remember, I think he was, uh, someone had asked him to go overseas.


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[Assistant] So he got to go to, uh, Omaha Beach.


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[Assistant] Okay, but anyway, and he actually went to what were the Hitler gas to Jews and everything. Well, when he come back, he told us a little bit about his trip and he said when he was on the beach.


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[Assistant] He said he went both places. He went up on where the Germans were at. Okay, and then turned around and went down and got on the beat.


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[Assistant] And, and that's the first time he's ever said it. He said, I've never said anything to you before.


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[Assistant] He said but now I just realized something after I've been where all this happened. He said I thank you very much for your service. He said because I never, it never,


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[Assistant] Got in my mind what you go through. He said because now that I've actually stood where, on D-Day, where our men landed.


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[Assistant] I've stood there. I can't even imagine people look that was one of the things that the whole time I was in Germany and I got two bucks all of them, but the whole time in Germany, all of my friends were telling me all my comrades. Oh, you need to go behind the iron curtain.


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[Assistant] And I never really, I just say no, and I never, it never comprehended, I never did put it together why I always said no.


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[Assistant] So I go to Oklahoma, I was asked to speak to a prisoner by a buddy of mine up there, okay.


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[Assistant] So we go in the sheriff's office, okay, in the jail, okay.


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[Assistant] And I'm looking at all these people, they've got incarcerated. So we preach the gospel to this guy.


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[Assistant] And he just blew us off, okay, but he got in my face when I was talking to him.


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[Assistant] And he said, you got plenty of money. You should be hiring me a lawyer and get me out of here. I'm innocent. Yeah. And I said, I saw that same movie. Yeah. I said, Hey, you're, you're in denial. Okay. So I talked to this guy and that's when I realized.


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[Assistant] Why I always told them I don't need to go down a curtain. Okay, cause I don't want to go anywhere that someone else has got the key to the gate to lock me in.


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[Assistant] Cause I, I appreciate my freedom too much.


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[Assistant] That's why I never went, cause this hit me, you know, when we're talking about this, when Phil had told me, appreciate your service.


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[Assistant] It took twenty years for me to realize, okay, what all you did do. Okay. So, so, you know, my hats off to all of those that have wore our nation's uniform. That's right. And I've said it before, making a video for Memorial Day and all this.


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[Assistant] You are my heroes. Okay, and I actually served. Okay, but I didn't, I didn't serve to the point.


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[Assistant] I was very, God blessed me very much to keep me out of that, I guess.


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[Assistant] So I lived during the night that they, uh, had machine guns about...


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[Assistant] Set about three foot high. Oh yeah. And they're firing and you're crawling through barbed wire and all this junk. And stuff are blowing up. Every third rail is a tracer. And I'm seeing guys that's got their butts up in the air.


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[Assistant] That was blanks for you, but they shot live rounds. They shot live rounds over me. So when I was 19, Hey, there was stuff blowing up and they had pits. Okay.


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[Assistant] With sandbags, and we, one idiot, look, one idiot.


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[Assistant] Crawled over the sandbags and got in the pit that was blowin' up.


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[Assistant] No, no, yeaah. No, no, yeaah, this is at night. You know, the drill sergeant run over there and jumped on him and yanked him out of there. You idiot, you think you're ballin' up, dummy? You big dummy?


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[Assistant] Okay, cause look, when I watch it, like you told me, when I watch Private Ryan. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying when they dropped the ramp on, on them beach machines. Oh, that's unbelievable. And you know, and the enemies and they go forward.


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[Assistant] Well George, George Franklin, when Phil was trying to face God, he said, I already know Jesus. He said, I, I was a bottom gunner on, on the B-27 bomber.


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[Assistant] And all it is is a plastic bubble under the ship with machine guns on it.


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[Assistant] My goodness. Yeah. That's why on Memorial Day, I can't watch television. They rerun all the wars, you know, and stuff. And I know it's, it's filmed. Okay. And, but no, because stuff like that really happened. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Okay.


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[Assistant] And that's why, that's why when you said the generation, greatest generation.


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[Assistant] You gotta think about it, okay? Hitler's on the move and he's destroying everybody and killing everybody and...


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[Assistant] We finally get involved in it, and when we did, and like you said, all the people then were farmers.


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[Assistant] They all went to the draft board, or the draft, wherever office it was, and volunteered. Then they got on anything that would float and cross the ocean.


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[Assistant] Die. To die for people they've never known. Yeaah. That's it. To give them freedom.


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[Assistant] Now, and then like Tom said, when somebody gets to run their mouth on one of the serves,


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[Assistant] You're livin' dangerous, dude. But that's why he always- Because if they run up on you, okay, they'll kill you and-


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[Assistant] Oh, I remember what it was now about fighting my father. You was talking about how young...


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[Assistant] Young, when he was 18. Your grandfather.


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[Assistant] Okay, 18, 19, yeaah. We had company ma- commanders, 21 years old, that was sending people out to die.


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[Assistant] I mean, I kinda do. I've seen you mad a couple of times. The good book, the Bible says, hey, if he won't work, don't feed him.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. Jason watched that. Jason watched that, him and Willie, you know, and he said, I can't believe you talk like that in front of them kids. And I laughed and I said, Jason, I had a green screen behind me. I said, the kids were not sitting there. You tell this story.


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[Assistant] I'm serious. Y'all didn't even let me finish it cause Jay said, he said, I can't believe you talked like that in front of the kid. Oh man. That's fantastic. I love it.


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[Assistant] They brought the kids in later and then the director would say, Hey, I want you to give me your most shocked look.


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[Assistant] I just come for the meal. I didn't really watch it. I'm serious.


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[Assistant] I sat with you most of them, I'm aware. Hey, look. Yo, the best part was when Phil cleaned the wood duct. Oh yea. Had it over that Bunsen burner.


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[Assistant] Hey, I just got so tickled, that was live. They filmed that as was, okay.


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[Assistant] I will say, he could probably give a better biology lesson. It would have been a better one if we had just killed him, uh, full of peanuts.


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[Assistant] Look here, boy. He squeezed it out of his mouth and then broke it open and ate it. He said, pretty good. There's blood all over and everything else. See, that was the greatest generation.


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[Assistant] Well hey, here's the thing. Me and Phil have got a, you're talking about a stout immune system. We've got it. It is true. Cause we run barefooted all our lives.


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[Assistant] Our feet were so tough when we was kids, I could just walk over it. Wouldn't cut me.


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[Assistant] I suffered for three days with someone sticking a knife in me every time I moved.


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[Assistant] My wife, my wife kept saying, go to the doctor, go to the doctor. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it, I ain't doing it, I don't like doctors. Well I didn't know they had a shot that would just get rid of the pain.


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[Assistant] I was the doctor finally, and I just couldn't stand the pain. I was the doctor, nurse said, drop your jaw and bend over. Pow!


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[Assistant] When I walked out and got in the car, I looked at my wife and I said, hey, if you ever let me be that stupid again, I'm going to divorce you.


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[Assistant] If you ever let me be that dumb and not go to the doctor. Oh, okay, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, about six pieces of toast. And some jellies. And two or three sausages.


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[Assistant] What cup? That's breakfast and lunch. No, it's just good breakfast, son. Matter of fact, hey, I swear I had it at my, uh, Tim Alexander's house. Couple of over easy eggs, some bacon, and some sausage. And hey, and it was deer sausage. Cousin Tim. Excellent.


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[Assistant] He was watching, okay, and it, it doesn't make any difference who it was that he, but he's questioning himself, okay, what's the difference between us four? Here. They're always laughing and having a good time, and here I am. I should be the same way, but I'm not.


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[Assistant] So what's the problem here? What's the difference? I just started checking boxes. I started making a list. That's a cool way to, I like the way you explain that. Well, thank you. You're one of the ones that


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[Assistant] Yeah, you didn't have to beat me over the head with the Bible to do it either. Yeah. You know, Jason was right. Yeah. Okay. You can't force people to turn to Jesus. Yeah. Okay. It's gotta be their choice.


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[Assistant] 100%. Okay, but you can influence them. That's what I was talking about here. Here's the important part of this. One person can influence you to change your whole lifestyle.


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[Assistant] Which is fantastic, which is fantastic when you get right down to it.


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[Assistant] Good choice, and with that boys, we're outta here.


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[Assistant] They messed up and come down here. I went fishing Friday. Did you catch any? You betcha. I smoked. Where at? I looked, I pulled it up. On what? Did you go to the gar hope? I went darbone. I said you went to the gar hope. Yeah. And, uh, I was fixing to back up.


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[Assistant] And this guy pulls in, it's like, it's 9.30. I said, you done got your limit? He said, no, that's finicky.


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[Assistant] And I said, hmm, that ain't good. All out there. These are, these are, uh, kind of, uh, crappy. Crappy magnets on them and smoke.


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[Assistant] I think he was pulling my leg. Yea, sounds like it. He was being a little.


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[Assistant] They in it or they on the edge of it? The big ones are on the edge. Yeah. Up on that pole timber. Yeah. Typical. But you get in the middle of that channel and you can catch all you want. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You went through there spider-rigging. You'd be giggling like a bunch of school girls.


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[Assistant] I saw the most childish this morning. Yeaah. The wild is about 18 foot and the bigger ones are about 14 foot.


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[Assistant] He can't catch all the fish out of dog bowl. Was he above or below the bridge? I was right below.


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[Assistant] There's a couple of bridges around there boys. But last week I was up above highway 2. Uh oh. I know.