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[Assistant] Nah, when he did that, bruh, bruh's type nigga, he wanted to do that by himself, bruh. I was turnt though, like, he sent that shit to me like, bruh, you my favorite rapper. He sent the shit to me like four hours before it happened.


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[Assistant] I swear, like, when that shit, he posted it. Nevermind, I don't even wanna talk about that shit.


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[Assistant] We was moving like that three, four months ago. Every city, every state, every show.


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[Assistant] Everybody would have liked the shop, feel me like.


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[Assistant] So we going to every mall from 15, 14 and deep. And every store together. Feel me? Until everybody walk out. We move as one, you feel me? And we don't go around looking for trouble.


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[Assistant] I seen somebody tough at a mall not too long ago, but it ain't like, it ain't happen, but it depends, you feel me, where you at.


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[Assistant] My opps might get on your ass when they hear me like, they just love me.


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[Assistant] That shit's totally Instagram. I don't even like talking about that stupid shit, bro.


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[Assistant] You feel me? I was out there signing posters. That's what it got posted like.


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[Assistant] I was out there signing posters, but dude is whatever. I don't know, man. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] We runnin'. We go to them cities like where real niggas be at, bruh. Like any city, like even LA, bruh. I'm tellin' you like real niggas show up. Street punks do street punk shit, bruh.


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[Assistant] Niggas, one of them little niggas from back in the day who go smack the nigga and start the fight off. Probably be the one to get knocked out or sent to a street pump. He just wanted to say he slapped the nigga in the party.


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[Assistant] If you from the streets, like, you feel me? Like, nigga, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] Ow, we going to the mall ten niggas deep if I ain't never made a song in my life.


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[Assistant] With Rodz on us and all, like, that's, that's, you know what I mean, like, that's...


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[Assistant] That's, you feel me? Like, I don't know how to explain that. That's, I think that'd be telling on myself or some shit though. Nah. You feel me?


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[Assistant] I been, I been like, niggas, you feel me? It's just how you should move, period. If you, bruh, a normal nigga like, I don't know bruh, but bruh could walk out here today and something could happen to him.


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[Assistant] Like that, like, protecting yourself, bruh. Anybody could try, like, anything, bruh. This world is crazy as the bitch. Uh huh. Donald Trump the president.


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[Assistant] When I was calling myself Stunner, I had everybody around me calling myself Stunner. My momma, my aunts, every nigga around me. You a Birdman fan? Nah. Nah? I was just calling myself Stunner.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm a fan, but I'm not a, you feel me? Like, I didn't get it on no, I'm trying to be like Birdman, but I ain't. You feel me? It was just moral, you feel me? Stunnel.


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[Assistant] Like, risky, taking chances, talking shit. It was like, feel me? It makes sense if you know.


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[Assistant] Hell nah. Yea bruh, I be like, that shit is like, a blessing bruh.


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[Assistant] That shit is like really a lynch town, bro, like. Really? No cap.


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[Assistant] If you ask me, yeaah. I mean, ehm, Baby, 704 Chop, Rich Dunn from Charlotte.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but like, I don't really like eating that shit, bruh. Really? No cap. I go to Longhorn, eat chicken parmesan.


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[Assistant] I think cause I done look like bruh I can have a million dollars and I'll still go eat at McDonald's.


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[Assistant] Shit, I got hella shit on the way. I got a big photons tour on the way.


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[Assistant] You know, I got some, I'm about to drop some like...


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[Assistant] I'm probably about to drop another project for y'all. Just to go ahead, you feel me, like, let y'all know how I'm coming, cause big photons with the net.


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[Assistant] Let him put some eaters on him. Changes his life. No cap.


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[Assistant] Heavy too, but, you feel me? And North Carolina, you also not gonna run into the shit y'all run into out here, you feel me? Yo, that like, perks and shit like that, but like, drink.


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[Assistant] Man, I know what I was selling niggas at one point in time.


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[Assistant] You make your friends smoke? Nah, bruh is a bad influence.


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[Assistant] Follow Fat Day. Everybody in this bitch follow at the real fat day. I promise you that nigga, like that's next. I don't know if Kalana.


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[Assistant] You gonna love him. You gonna love him. Okay. For a fact, my right hand. Like, I'll show you when we leave before we, you feel me? You gonna love him. But, yeaah, shout out to every feature goddamn that was on my, uh, album too. Cause them niggas did that shit. Serious features. Yeaah, yeaah, serious features. Offset, who else? Offset.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wasn't looking for a shout out though, like, just cause I off the love brush, like, off set to show me, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, shout out to Aaron Feature on the tape, man. Shout out to the team. Me and the other baby entertainment, man. Shout out to all my bros.


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[Assistant] I'm the richest opp you got, stupid niggas, big 4 times, big 41. I'm on no jumper flexin'.


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[Assistant] Shout out to Adam again for bringing me out here. You know the fuck going on man. Being out of Baby Entertainment. Shout out my dog Joey I.E.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Shout out to Interscope. Oh yea, shout out to Interscope. You know what's going on. On the Raj, you ain't alive. Go down little big photons right now, stupid.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out. We're here. It's the Nelk Boys. How you guys doing?


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[Assistant] Very, very excited to have you guys on. You guys have been taking the YouTube space by storm.


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[Assistant] How did this all begin? Like, how did you guys come together? Tell me about the early days of the, the milk formation.


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[Assistant] So you guys were thinking that you were gonna make it in more of like a conventional type of way and then it ended up that the YouTube shit just started cracking off before anything could happen like that?


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[Assistant] That's fucking interesting. Because, you know, that's kind of the way that I sort of hit my stride in terms of when, and when I think about what NoJumper is, is basically it's like the bad kids YouTube channel. It's like, you know, smoking and drinking or whatever. And it's just kind of, you know, but over time, I mean, YouTube has just made it less and less friendly for that kind of stuff. You guys deal with that a lot?


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[Assistant] You guys just sorta figured out like the, the, the appropriate kinda like viral meme type, like the full send thing. Your fans are just, they're on board for it.


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[Assistant] I just wanna say before we get too much further into this, No Jumper Chicago, uh, we're leaving Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, we got a pop-up shop in Chicago, and then we got shows in London right after that, and you can check out all that information on NoJumper.com as well as my Twitter. I just wanna throw that out there because we are, uh, trying to sling some merch all over the world, uh, over the course of the next couple weeks, so.


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[Assistant] Chicago, London, come see us. Alright, back to the interview. Also like and comment and subscribe, you fucking assholes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, wait, so wha- tell me about the MTV show, cause I didn't even know about that. I actually kinda thought it was a troll that you- that you had MTV in your name.


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[Assistant] Do you guys think that you were influenced by the trailer park boys?


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[Assistant] The ma- the most important cultural tradition in Canadian history is the trailer park voice.


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[Assistant] Like, I think I would get along with the real life version of the trailer park boys, like the actual dudes who hang out in the trailer park. I feel like I would meet those dudes and be like, oh damn, you like make more money than the people who live in the trailer park and therefore you're less interesting.


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[Assistant] See, I haven't actually seen interviews, but I have friends who are like deep enough that they know about what trailer park boys are like in real life.


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[Assistant] Are you guys too young to like really remember Jackass? Because that's what, that's the feeling I get when I watch you guys' shit is I'm like, man, this is bringing back that same energy of like the way I felt when I was like 13 watching CKY and Jackass for the first time is how I'm sure a lot of kids feel watching your stuff and just, you know, cause there's something about being young and just you want to see


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[Assistant] Adults be antagonized on camera.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, Tom Green. Oh yeaah. Another Canadian.


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[Assistant] Very, very big legend in terms of just the whole genre of messing with people. So were you guys like, uh, observing the sorta prank world?


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[Assistant] While it was all going down, you sort of missed like the FouseyTube era and stuff, but you guys were all fans of that kind of content?


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[Assistant] 905 is showing us his Fousey 2 tattoo. He has a big back tattoo that says Youssef.


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[Assistant] That's official. I thought you were confused at first because out here, Riverside, California, which is like a pretty white trash place, please people in Riverside don't be mad at me for saying that, but it's very like, like we always say 909 because that's, that's Riverside.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you were one of these dudes who would just drink like absurd amounts of alcohol or like pound a whole bottle?


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[Assistant] Uh, going straight to that. What were you eating on camera prior to that? Any memorable ones?


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[Assistant] To be honest, I'm just kind of like fascinated by it because I've never tried it. I feel like I've tried most, most of the drugs out there.


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[Assistant] I fucking hate mint stuff in general. I dread brushing my teeth every morning, but alright, let's do it. And also, yeah, we got some limes here.


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[Assistant] I mean, produce, working in the produce section at the grocery store, that's some heroic shit. I mean, you're constantly misting and like, it just seems like you're fighting an undying battle. You know, you're never gonna be able to actually, wow, look at, oh my god.


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[Assistant] I did when I was a youngin and I remember all uh, all the friends of mine who would work in the produce section and I just like respected what they were doing but it's just a, it's a war, you know? That stuff is just going. People are buying stuff, the fruit's going bad and then you're just going to war trying to keep it legit. I've never did what you did before. You, you shove your finger in it and then you look.


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[Assistant] 100% air tight, I'll use a big finger, yea. Tilt it slowly. Okay.


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[Assistant] And now, and you guys like this because now it's been fully infected by the line. Do you ever think that like, that's the real value of your channel?


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[Assistant] There's not a lot of YouTube channels that are really educating kids about drinking, and that's kind of important.


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[Assistant] And, and sometimes I think about that, is that like, at this point in my life, I don't really drink anymore. Like, I don't, I don't, I like, never drink. And then I think, maybe I just don't watch enough Milk Boys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, drinking in Canada is a fucking nightmare. You gotta go to that weird store. You can't just walk into the grocery store. I hear you can buy beer anywhere.


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[Assistant] Pop her open. Can't believe I'm gonna actually put this in my mouth. It looks like black tar heroin.


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[Assistant] It looks like you just pulled a fucking mountain of chest hair out of some 80 year old man's...


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[Assistant] Is it okay if I use considerably less than you just used?


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[Assistant] You are. I say that all the time about backwards and shit too.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Start swaying. I hope that happens. I hope I have to start the podcast early while we're live because I'm so fucked up from the knock boys giving me a fucking pack of dip.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh. What happened to him? That's one of the things people are asking in the chat.


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[Assistant] Hmm. You think he's regretting that now that you guys are seeing more success?


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[Assistant] If you're gonna start a YouTube channel, 2019, you better be willing to go that hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And with you guys, I feel like even you guys, you know, you only do one upload on average per week, but it's still, like, you guys put a lot of thought into it. There's a lot of editing going into it. It's definitely a week's worth of effort.


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[Assistant] Did you feel like that was making you more popular or was it just not worth it in the end?


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[Assistant] Definitely. Yeaah. I feel like that, that, one time I heard Mr. Beast say that, he's like, if you're gonna do this shit, everybody else, if they're putting 10 hours into a video, you should put 100. Everybody else, if they're gonna put out, you know, a, a video a day, you should put a video a week, but go so hard that you actually, like, really...


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[Assistant] That is, that, that meant a lot to me when I heard him saying that because I was like, you know, I really respect anybody who just makes YouTube their focal point and is willing to just put that full effort into it. Full send, if you will.


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[Assistant] Definitely. So Steve, were you just a natural fit for the crew? Cause I feel like these dudes wouldn't necessarily be able to hang with everybody, you know? Like, some people might not fit in with the crew.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like you now at this point you kind of made it so you don't have to like consume huge amounts of disgusting stuff?


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[Assistant] On YouTube, but then they don't spread. Do they get deleted in general? Oh, Instagram.


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[Assistant] What the fuck? And literally that's like the most easy way that you could respect a woman in 2019 is to just say that you would eat her ass. Like what else is there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what is she waiting for? That's fucking quality content right there. People don't understand that women these days, that's the way to their hearts.


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[Assistant] He doesn't. So a lot of people are asking that. They're like, did he sign a contract with FaZe or anything?


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[Assistant] That's so weird that now you have to, you have to choose sides. You have to choose Faze or Tfue's weird thing that he's working on. You gotta, you gotta pick a side.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Pretty shitty. Yeah, it's just so easy, and I, you know, I don't want to fully like pass judgment on Tifa, because I'm sure that there are details of this whole situation I don't know about and everything, but at the same time, man, they're like,


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[Assistant] It just seems like it's so easy for people to like blow up and just fucking forget about who helped them out on the way up and forget about the fact that the way up is like the hardest fucking thing in the world. Like when you don't have like, you know, millions of subscribers and you can't count on your videos doing well and everything. I mean, that's, it's scary. Like you're in a different.


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[Assistant] Where people just, you know, they help people blow up and then at a certain point it's like, well I don't need you anymore, so what the fuck am I doing with you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a tough call. It's weird because when I'm thinking about this situation, I end up siding with, uh,


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[Assistant] Banks, the manager, I suppose, but in the rap situation, I'm typically like, you idiot, like, that's how it works, you should have a contract, like, and even if you have a contract, it probably wouldn't matter.


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[Assistant] What are you guys listening to? I feel like you guys are listening to like the Rolling Stones and stuff and just chugging beers by yourselves.


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[Assistant] My dad took me to a Rolling Stones concert when I was 13, so that's just like what I go to when I think old man rock.


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[Assistant] Really? Wow, I was just in Australia, dude. That's a whole country of ACDC fans.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you see like little girls wearing ACDC shirts and stuff, and at first I just thought, oh that's random, and then I started to realize like, oh yeah, that's like the hero of Australia.


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[Assistant] Um, okay, so how would you guys say you like arrived at the style that you kind of have right now in terms of, uh,


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[Assistant] In terms of your YouTube content, just putting out these like 20 minute videos, you just start out with some like fun vlog stuff, and then by the end of it is where you get into the good old fashion, like harassing people in public, which is kinda... Do you feel like a lot of fans are just tuning in because they like to see the in-person harassment, you guys going to the dog park and just offending someone?


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[Assistant] That's an underestimated part of being a fucking successful YouTuber is just having the team because if you, if you, you know, it's one thing to hire a person as an editor or whatever, it's one thing to just get some random filmer but to actually have like a real


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[Assistant] Dynamic like that, it can make you so much more productive, but it can be really hard to get to that point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. Yo, I'm gonna just read these donations right now. Steve, eat the backwood if you're a real sender.


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[Assistant] Dude, that is so hilarious that he would even feel some type of way because like, I used to be subscribed to ShoeNice and it was just so sad seeing those thumbnails pop up and just realizing like this guy's just out here eating a roll of toilet paper for like 5,000 views.


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[Assistant] He probably got a silver plaque, and then Susan's gonna come to his house and take it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. Steve, how the fuck did you blow up? You're like, fastest growing channel on YouTube. I've never seen that before. Is it? I think so. Didn't you guys say that? Or am I just believing it because you guys said it? We just make it a thing? Fuck it. Yeah, yeah. That's official.


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[Assistant] I actually don't think that it is the fastest growing channel because I think I saw PewDiePie like reviewing the fastest growing channels the other day or something and I was thinking like, oh Steve's gonna be on this list and that wasn't it. I was like, okay, then nobody's lied to me.


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[Assistant] It feels like, well there was that like weird phase slash Paul Brothers beef, but I'm not sure that's a real thing anymore.


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[Assistant] We never had anything with them, yeaah. That's true. They're hustlers, man. I saw the Logan Paul podcast with you guys sitting there today and I thought about watching it and I'm like, you know, it's always that weird decision, like do I want to watch all their interviews or do I want to do the interview and learn about them while doing the interview rather than, a lot of times,


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[Assistant] I heard it's getting easier. I heard about some porn star girls that were getting verified just from, uh, applying in the app, which never used to work for porn star girls.


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[Assistant] A girl who can execute an artful handjob? One of a kind. Giving heads? Easy. Anyone can do that.


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[Assistant] A dog could suck a dick, but a dog couldn't jerk you off.


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[Assistant] I'm offended. I didn't know it was gonna happen. No, that was good. This dude, Aman Bhatti, is really gonna keep donating until you fucking eat that wood. I don't- Let him keep fucking donating. Let's keep going, man. How small does that have to get? I haven't seen someone, uh, Wu-Tang a blunt in a long time. I'm gonna be honest with you.


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[Assistant] I seen you guys working out last night in the, in the cloud house as well. Whoa, you're woofing a cigarette? That's disgusting. That's fucked.


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[Assistant] A man body is how I'm gonna choose to read it. A man's body.


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[Assistant] I don't, normally I don't pay this much attention to the donations during the interview, but Minnichia Kuz said, Adam say shout out to the bruschetta boys.


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[Assistant] Talk to me about getting famous as fuck, because you guys were definitely sort of dealing with that when we tried to do this, uh, Soundcloud rapper, uh, episode that you guys uploaded to your channel. Uhm, it was kind of hard for you guys because everybody sort of knew who you guys were.


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[Assistant] That's how I feel too, like I went to a fucking Drake concert and I was like, nice, nice, little bit famous. But if I go to like a fucking, you know, little pump show, it's all about the demographic.


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[Assistant] But, so you guys feel like you, you don't have that problem with most of the stuff you do, but it was just kind of like that environment coming to the store that did it?


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[Assistant] Just cause like, they look at you guys as like their Canadian heroes moved off to LA and made it.


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[Assistant] That is crazy. It must be hard to deal with. What are like the main...


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, you know, the funniest thing when you guys were here is that Kato from Shoreline Mafia was back here getting tattooed and I said to the, or said to him, I said, yeah.


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[Assistant] These are my homies, they're doing interviews for Nojumper, like fully like primed him to say some stupid shit thinking that this was a real interview. And then, but you guys had the fake face tattoos drawn on and the tattoo artist started being like, well you guys drew those on.


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[Assistant] I thought that was so funny that he could just tell that the fucking tattoos were fake and expose you immediately.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm having so much fun with these donations right now. Unlisted TV said, Steve, eat 905's cheeks on livestream.


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[Assistant] Someone said, I used to work at the superstore that these dudes pulled their quitting prank at.


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[Assistant] He's a frequent donator and always will show up in the stream. Do you believe him though? He was around?


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[Assistant] I'm still reading these too. Jerry Perry said, Yo, congrats to the boys again. Verified. Y'all have come a long way. Super big fan. I watch all your vlogs. My name is Jeremiah Paris.


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[Assistant] Steve, does Nino ever make your urethra tingle?


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[Assistant] Have you found it? Do you know what to do with it once you find it?


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[Assistant] No, it's the hole in the end of your penis. I'm gonna be honest, I'm just gonna let the cat out of the bag.


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[Assistant] In LA, yes, because everybody fucks each other with no condoms and I never heard about anybody getting anything. But also I know mad girls with herpes, so I take that back.


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[Assistant] Really? Yea. Any of you guys ever had STD? Pretty fucking wild.


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[Assistant] How many- Steve, how many asses have you eaten? It seems like the chat is kinda consumed with Steve's, uh, sexual capabilities.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's cool. I'm so glad that you guys are, actually it's really good for Pride Month that you guys are willing to talk about that.


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[Assistant] Do you guys, let me ask you this, when you go and do that shit and you're like talking to somebody, harassing them, sometimes you have to blow their face and sometimes you don't. Do you have to try to get them to sign a release after you film it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, we filmed these three hot ass blonde girls trying to fight a dude in a parking lot. I saw that. We posted it and I'm just waiting for the privacy complaint to come in because can you imagine how mad those girls are? They're probably in college and shit. They probably have like real careers.


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[Assistant] I don't know who the hell those dudes were or what that fight was about, but that was amazing. I feel like that was kinda fair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one average-sized dude versus three Amazonian blonde women is...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would've stopped the fight and just be like, yo, honestly though, we should fuck. Because y'all are looking pretty good, and I don't think you're that good at fighting.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, dear god, I'm sorry. Uhm, okay, somebody has top three favorite rappers right now, boys. Who gets played around the crib?


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[Assistant] Drake. Gotta love Drake. You guys are some good solid Canadians.


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[Assistant] On a scale of zero to Drake, how excited were you about this, uh, most recent playoff series in which Camille dominated?


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[Assistant] Yeah, not like out here, bro. You got a strip club out here? No, they're gonna fucking cut you open and steal your organs.


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[Assistant] Is that just gonna make it so it's harder to tell who's a scammer and who has like two million fake followers and gets no likes? Cause that's the, like when I'm looking at the likes, that's the main thing I'm thinking is like, okay, do the likes match up with how many followers they have?


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[Assistant] God, I'm so interested in how, how gay obsessed your fans are. Yo Steve, chug three bottles of Corona at once right now, no balls. Okay, that's not gay, but the one before that, 90 on top or bottom, Steve.


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[Assistant] Everybody seems to want to be really aggressive about your sex positions.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's how gay dudes approach it. It's not like whatever we're feeling. It's like they're committed to their role. Like top, bottom. I don't think that they switch up that much. Or if they do switch, that's the thing.


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[Assistant] Is it tough for you guys to deal with the overwhelming fame at this point? In terms of when you're not trying to screw people over with a skit or whatever?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you guys put yourself in some pretty, like, risky situations where it's kinda like, you know, that's sort of the goal. Remember when that was the thing in the prank world? Those are all fake though.


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[Assistant] When everybody was just like, oh we're in the hood, like look at, we're in the hood, and it's just like, I don't know if we should have believed any of them, like I wonder if anybody ever really got beat up if they were all faked.


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[Assistant] I watch a lot of skateboard videos. That to me is like, boy porn. You don't really need to look at it, but it's just like cool guy stuff happening to a nice soundtrack. It's like a nice ambient background thing.


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[Assistant] Somebody asked, uh, would you throw a public house party for fans to meet you?


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[Assistant] Would you describe your financial situation right now as like good or great? Is it like going fantastic or is it still like you guys are trying to kind of figure it out? You do have a, a team that the proceeds need to be split amongst, right?


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[Assistant] No, it's smart that you guys know that already. Because I feel like a lot of YouTubers and stuff would be wise to sort of take on that knowledge, but they don't really.


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[Assistant] But is that kind of- Is that part of, like, you want them to think that you're a bunch of junk idiots because they're gonna like buy in on that idea?


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[Assistant] In America, it's like hell, he's an alcoholic. You're watching my kids.


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[Assistant] If I drive to the store, can I rap for you guys live? No. Uhm, any of you guys, any of you rap and hold the jizz with your foreskin before letting it out elsewhere? Huge part of being uncircumcised. Hashtag uncircumcised gang? Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do you guys have foreskin? No. Me neither, I'm cut.


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[Assistant] Three weeks or something? I forget how long it was. He wasn't even supposed to get hard. I think they were giving him some pills that would make it so your dick wouldn't get hard. I know, that's scary, right?


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[Assistant] But he had a problem where like he didn't get circumcised when he was young and then his dick was getting too big for the foreskin. It was starting to hurt him every time he got hard, so that's why he had to do it.


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[Assistant] Definitely a good problem to have. Do you guys ever get like upset or offended when you think about how Steve's dick is like way bigger than yours?


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, so, I'm just trying to think what the people out there want to know about. What's the most sketchy thing you filmed, in the opinion of somebody else?


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[Assistant] What the fuck? You guys basically are responsible for like, exposing Mexican government corruption. That's kind of amazing.


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[Assistant] You know, first time I went down there, oh my god, that's a fucking story right there. Uhm, so, so you guys said E40 sucks at one point in the video?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, I can see that. See, that's funny because yesterday, a friend of mine put me on a group chat with E40 and said like, you gotta interview this fool. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I can't even believe you just put me on a fucking group chat with him.


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[Assistant] Someone said, $15 donation. Steve, can you give a shout out to my brother Bryce Weber? He's a full sender.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your brother's a cheap fuck. Tony Webber is a cheap bastard. Uhm, but for the record, you guys don't actually have anything against E40?


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[Assistant] Definitely. Uhm, what do you guys have, uh, coming about in the near future? Any plans, anything we should know about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. We shoulda bring him some shorts. Yeah, man. Fucking send it shorts. That's what I'm saying. I need, uh, Somebody just donated two dollars and said Steve is racist and his channel sucks.


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[Assistant] This channel doesn't suck. That's such a good, just like, boom, your whole identity isn't done, he just swallowed you up.


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[Assistant] Whatever. Yeah, but I need that pack, definitely. Where can I go to get the merchandise?


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, well hey, we're gonna stay tuned to the channel. Keep an eye on all this fucking great content that you guys got going. Myself personally, I'm twisted off the corona.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Appreciate you guys coming on. Anybody you want to thank? Any shoutouts?


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[Assistant] That's so cool. Isn't it, wasn't it just like a couple years ago that every video game YouTuber had to hide the fact that they smoke weed and do heroin?


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[Assistant] He just rolled, he's really good at origami, he's got nimble fingers. That's really what it's about. I actually saw that.


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[Assistant] I've never seen the super chat so active as, as during this. Oh, the coronas are back. Someone said I'll be eating 40 subs from Subway.


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[Assistant] Have you, how many of you guys, uh, and Jess, Jess G said come to Chicago. Jess, we are going to Chicago on Friday.


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[Assistant] This is the most I've ever read the chat in the history of doing an interview, but it was kind of entertaining. Somebody said, are you at the store Thursday? No, I'm going to be in Chicago.


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[Assistant] I love Chicago and I just hope that, you know, things go smoothly. It gets real in Chicago. A lot of my friends in Chicago are the types of people that...


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[Assistant] Hanging out with Rico Reckless from Chicago, that's a good way to stay out of trouble.


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[Assistant] Well, somebody said, Jews stole my foreskin. Where's Lucas?


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[Assistant] You stole my foreskin. Oh, foreskin tuck. Alright, Nuckboys, appreciate you guys coming through. Thanks, bro. Everybody watch this. I'll be live with FaZe Banks in like a half hour, so stay tuned.


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[Assistant] My, uh, my girlfriend saw me at a party the other day and she said that she's pretty sure he was drunk because he like was walking around in the pool in his jeans.


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[Assistant] I know. That's what happens when you're an influencer.


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[Assistant] Sending it. Alright, I appreciate everybody at home. Nojumper.com. Smash like, comment, subscribe. Almost at 3 million. Can I rip a double barrel? Of course. For your audience. Like it's not for yourself.


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[Assistant] Holy shit. Kids, if you eat your Flintstone vitamins, this could be you.


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[Assistant] Alright, appreciate you guys, no joke, we're the coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes, Nugboys, fullson.com. Pow!


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[Assistant] Sitting and listening to what victims were saying was really disturbing. I said it was akin to a lifeguard jumping into a pool


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[Assistant] And instead of saving someone who is drowning, to actually drown them almost. I mean, it seemed to be as cruel as that.


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[Assistant] The UN is not a sovereign body. At the most, the UN can dismiss someone from service, but could not conduct its own trials, that is, for the governments themselves to do.


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[Assistant] It was these sorts of issues which, uh, I found astonishing at the time.


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[Assistant] You have to ask the member states. I mean, you put me in...


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[Assistant] Lord Megatron, we have gained access to the facility.


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[Assistant] The sentient ones share CNA with the feral insectoid protoforms.


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[Assistant] Not entirely. Those three influence the swore. But as is the case with such primitive societies, they do so only through asserting dominance. When they are present, the others defer to them. But when they are absent,


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[Assistant] There. Turrets deactivated. It should no longer be a hindrance.


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[Assistant] Look at them all. A significant amount of firepower. Close.


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[Assistant] Not yet, Lord Megatron. We encountered unexpected resistance in the form of


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[Assistant] You can be quite short-sighted, Starscream. You see peril, where I see proof. The Dark Spark is here. Tracing conduits.


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[Assistant] Kayon to deliver the Dark Spark. Move quickly before the Autobots regroup.


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[Assistant] Unknown, but resistance seems unlikely. Plug in that fuse so we can get inside.


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[Assistant] The Boneyard. We're making good time. Shouldn't be too far now. Stay alert. We are still far enough from chaos. That resistance is probable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're probably right. Guess we just gotta keep pushing through. Agreed.


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[Assistant] Perhaps. It's more likely that we have yet to glean the Autobots' true strategy.


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[Assistant] Coward. Fitting for an Autobot. We're nearly to the gates of Kaon now.


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[Assistant] Airborne delivery is ill-advised. If the Dark Spark were dropped from height, it would cause significant damage to Kaon. So be it.


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[Assistant] I am monitoring all outputs, Lord Megatron. Proceed at your leisure.


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[Assistant] That back to the weapons. Setting Kokola as priority target. Oh, and jetfire.


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[Assistant] I drive and it's my playlist. Me. No, no, no. Me. And then the second trip you stole half my music and then the rest is like, wow.


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[Assistant] No, it's the whole thing of it all. But I do agree, I should have listened to my MJ and my grandmother and I should probably start to date like accountants or something like that.


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[Assistant] It's really uplifting and you feel excellent. We have so many friends that maybe feel a little


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[Assistant] Too judgmental when they go to church or something like that. When they come here, they feel so free and...


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[Assistant] Safe is what everybody says and you have a great time. It's a beautiful way to start your week and you feel just love and happy.


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[Assistant] In French, I've never met any young woman here and I've spoken to so many who've known of this box's existence.


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[Assistant] It's not like the person, uh, sent the letter here.


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[Assistant] Is there anything in it? Shall I have a look in this? We can't see.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's have a look at the delicacies we've got in front of us. We have here, beetle jello shots.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're going with the cricket tapenade toast. So, I cannot stress enough, you've got to devour the crickets. Okay.


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[Assistant] Literally as the credits were going, that's the one I'm most scared of.


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[Assistant] Kobe, you are gonna have...


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[Assistant] A giant water scorpion. What? Okay. Is that even, is that even healthy? There it is right there.


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[Assistant] Your turn to ask me a question. What would you like to see me eat? Should I not answer?


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[Assistant] From worst to best.


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[Assistant] I think the best host of the Tony Awards, I think, and I say this because I, well, I love Hugh Jackman.


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[Assistant] And I actually think he's one of the best hosts of the Oscars, but the Tonys, I would say the best.


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[Assistant] I would say about 20. 2025, I didn't count, but that's about that.


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[Assistant] We just had to buy, uh, to give money or to buy something and, uh, of course they were starving, so...


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[Assistant] Did you feel guilty? At the time no. Not, not much.


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[Assistant] They say, they come in, home runs come in bunches. Once you see it go over one time, it's like, you know, it's possible again.


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[Assistant] Actually I lost my, I lost my powder when I was doing the Big Ten. I did the tailgate show last year. So I put my powder on. I like stashed my powder and when I went to go grab it somebody stole it.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it's in the middle. Uhm, am I happy about it? Yes and no. Uhm, the thing about this is that, you know,


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[Assistant] It was good to see them have a good day and a bad day. Now the way that these joint practices, let's, let's, let's go, let's take you behind the NFC's for practices. So maybe on Monday it was all first and second down day, you know, so you run into a bunch of first and second down plays, you know, if you get the first down, you win that, you win that rep.


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[Assistant] Okay, today or yesterday might have been third down's red zone period.


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[Assistant] Which it pretty much, it usually is. So if they didn't have success on third down.


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[Assistant] or in the red zone. I think it was good for the brown because up until this point, all we've been hearing about is, oh, they're this, they're great. They're Deshaun Watson look like this. That offense looks like that. We've seen them against the Redskins for one drive. They look magnificent, but it hasn't been too many times where we said that they not look great.


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[Assistant] I think what happened yesterday, if they did get dominated in practice, it's a good thing because now it challenges not only the players, but the coaching staff.


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[Assistant] We need to be better in the red zone than the third down. Where did we struggle last year? The red zone. We can't score in the red zone, then Kevin Stefanski now has to become a better play caller. He went up against a good defense, who I don't know if they play them in the regular season or not, I don't think they do. No. But to go up against a team that went to the Super Bowl,


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[Assistant] And to struggle like that is, is now challenging the players. They gotta get better. Coach Stefanski and the play callers gotta get better. So I think it was good for them to get dominated like this. Now, not great that they did. Obviously it was a practice, so it really doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Uhm, obviously the preseason games is pretty vanilla, so you're not gonna really get a chance to see what you got anyways. But in practice, those two practices, it's a free fall. You call exactly what you want to call so you can see what works and what doesn't work.


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[Assistant] And yesterday they found out a lot of things that they want to do on third down or in the red zone don't work. So now it's back to the draw morphers, the fancy. The good news is today is what? August 16th? The season don't start to September 10th. He got what?


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[Assistant] 24 days to figure this thing out. I think it was good that the Eagles got something off like this to happen and it'll make the Browns a better team moving into the season. Gee what say you?


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[Assistant] It's cause just, you never know. Players go into practice with, with a gender. Okay, maybe.


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[Assistant] For like, for example, when I play DB, I would say, you know what, today what I'ma do is, I'ma bail on every snap. I'm not gonna press, I'ma bail on every snap. Cause I wanna work on bailing. I wanna work on the timing on my bailing.


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[Assistant] I don't know, yesterday Deshaun Watson missed a throw or something like that. But today I'm going to focus on hitting that throw.


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[Assistant] So maybe in practice it only showed up one time where he hit the throw that he really wanted to hit that he missed yesterday.


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[Assistant] Like that would be the improvement. So you can't, it's a lot that go into it for you to judge practice. But what I did like, the one thing that I did like, cause I seen a couple of clips from practice that I seen floating on Twitter, was that I seen the young guys, the rookies. I seen, uh, Isaiah McGuire get a good pass rush rep. I seen Mawaan Jones go up against, uh,


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[Assistant] Fletcher, Brandon Fletcher. Brandon Graham. Brandon Graham, excuse me. He did, had a good rep against him. So it was nice to see those young guys in there having some production against, you know, a team that went to the Super Bowl last year. So maybe, maybe once, AB has actually got a good draft.


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[Assistant] But look, go back to the joy practice thing. The one thing...


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[Assistant] I like the things that I like about joint, there's one positive thing that can come out of joint practice. Yes, you get to go up against another defense and you get to find out if your stuff works or not. Because they are experts at what they're running. So, obviously, if you run it against a scout team, nine times out of ten, I've been on a scout team, they're probably telling you,


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[Assistant] Don't pay attention to this so we can hit that route. Like that's the type of thing that they do on scouting. When you're going up against another team that's perfected and they run it and that's they bread and butter.


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[Assistant] Obviously they're going to be the experts at it. So you'll find out what the weaknesses or the strengths of that defense is. So that's what happened yesterday with Kevin Stefanski and his offense. He got to see what the strengths and the weaknesses of what he's calling is. And so secondly, the next best thing about it is you going against for like our secondary thing about this, our secondary, they're not, they're young.


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[Assistant] You think about the Eagles secondary, you got Darius Slay, you got James Bradbury. James Bradbury is a great story for people that don't know. James Bradbury as a rookie gave up 300 yards to Julio. I thought his career was over. He resurrected his career with the Giants, came back, had a strong season with.


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[Assistant] Philly last year, I think he was all pro last year, so his ups and downs and his trials and tribulations is ridiculous. But think about this, as you get to practice with these guys, and I didn't think that this took place until I actually was in the league.


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[Assistant] Practice is over, you actually go up to them and you pick they brain. And they actually, like Darius Slay, he's like one of the coolest dudes. You ask him like, hey, you know, you been playing, you played for Jim Swartz or you been in this defense, you know, when you playing it, now that I'm in this defense, like tell me what's some things you look at and how do you play corner to be successful?


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[Assistant] Our defense has a chance to pick the brain from a team that went to the Super Bowl that's been under Jim Schwartz. If they pick they brain right,


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[Assistant] No, because you don't have nobody to stretch the field and they say like everything is kind of like dink and dunk. You just said that if, you know, we have to go back to dinkin' and dunkin'.


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[Assistant] Oh no, wait a minute. Remember I said this, okay? If he goes down, just remember what I said, okay?


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[Assistant] Defensively, defensively, a guy that, if he go, if this guy goes down, he in trouble too. If one thorn, he'll go down. It's over. It's over.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, your boy- I think he's more- See, this is the thing, I'm not talking about-


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[Assistant] Impact in the game. I'm not saying that because if that was the case, I would have never seen Anthony Walker would have been as huge of an impact as he was and he got, he went out and we've seen what happened to that defense.


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[Assistant] So what I'm saying is a guy, it's a lot. We've seen a guy who didn't play the post particularly that well last year. What happened last year? A lot of plays got made in the post.


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[Assistant] If Miles Garrett go down, I think they did at least a good job that they can still keep the ship going. You know, you still got Sedaris, you still got Double O, you got guys that's productive. If he go down, you can't even tell me who his backup is. I don't even know what to say. Who's his backup?


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably. He gonna have more touches for sure. One thousand percent.


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[Assistant] How many times do you think a Marty Cooper gets targeted again?


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[Assistant] See, cause if Elijah Moore's in the backfield, you even think, you don't know if it's run or pass, that's first of all. Nick Chubbs back there 90% of the time is probably a run.


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[Assistant] So Elijah Moore is back there. Think about this. Think about this. You put yourself, you're a linebacker. You're a middle linebacker. You are the Mike linebacker of a defense. You break the huddle. Boom. You come out.


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[Assistant] And you looking for your matchup. You ain't man. You ain't matchup. And you got Elijah Moore. What are you thinking to yourself? Why would a linebacker have Elijah Moore?


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[Assistant] Who else is going, if we in 11 personnel then, oh it wouldn't be 11, if we in double O one, O one personnel. I don't know what the hell that means. Double one. Zero running backs, one tight end. Okay. So that means it's four wide receivers on the field.


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[Assistant] But you always have to take into consideration. He is going against the threes, for Christ's sake. It is the threes that he's doing this against. And this is the ones, or maybe the twos, and I hear it a little bit.


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[Assistant] You know what this tells me? When Amari Cooper said that, you know what they told me? How important Elijah Moore was to this team.


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[Assistant] I played it. So listen, here's the thing. I used to, when I was in college, from the time I was about six years old to the time I got to the NFL, I played Madden all the time. That was the only game that I played. And then what happened? I got to the NFL and I stopped playing Madden.


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[Assistant] I did play that, but I played 2K in Call of Duty. As of recently, all of my friends has been like, we bout to play Madden again, so I bought the new Madden and I played it yesterday.


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[Assistant] And it's literally the same game. It's the same game that I played in college all of those times. And I'm like, so y'all, so EA sports is literally just taking the same game and putting it back out, updating the roster and putting it back out.


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[Assistant] I got it and went straight online. I played, I played against the Ravens. I was the Cowboys and I won by 14 points.


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[Assistant] He was trying to do that with Odell. It's about my user game. It's crazy. Crazy user picks. So yea, I'll play, I'll be down to play, you know, I'll play somebody in the chat. It don't matter. Send me your game. You got it. But wait a minute.


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[Assistant] I am like, I might be the greatest 2K player to ever play this. And Call of Duty, I just started like, getting back into Call of Duty again. And I still got, I had a 16, I had a 16 body dub the other day, so.


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[Assistant] Anthony or Earl is mad at me because they want to play Call of Duty.


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[Assistant] But when they on, I'm not on and vice versa. But they don't believe that I'm good. Like I ain't got like a bunch of dubs. Like I'm really like that.


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[Assistant] Well, I can tell you, it's two million reasons why Josh Dobbs gonna be the backup this year.


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[Assistant] Kinda didn't have up and down years, one got hurt. Cooper Cup, is he still considered a first round pick to you? And where do you see DeAndre Hopkins? You know, I'm trying to plan my attack, you know.


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[Assistant] Dave, I got two questions for you. One is cause Steve Becker wants to know, what's your thoughts on Elijah Moore? Secondly,


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[Assistant] Out of all of the rookie wide receivers, which one do you trust to have the biggest upside in fantasy this year?


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[Assistant] Jamir Gibbs for the Lions. Where you got him? What is he? Tell me.


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[Assistant] Have I missed it? Uh, yeaah. You know, I always enjoy being able to educate and teach people things about the game of football. I mean, that's just kind of the person that I am now. So yeaah, I've missed it.


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[Assistant] We are breaking down a former Buckeye, you know, safety, near and dear to my heart, the position safety. Ronnie Hickman, who had a really big game. Yeah, it was, he had two good plays, but he also had a bad play. So I'll talk about those three plays in totality. Yeah, let's get to it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so they come out, it looks like they in cover three. You know, that's your typical cover three. You got your hook droppers underneath. You got your buzz players. You got your corners on the top and you got Ronnie Hickman who's playing in the post.


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[Assistant] And the thing that I like about this is, you know, he's reading the quarterback, he's getting his debt. When you're playing, when you're playing at that post safety, the number one thing you want to do is you have to read the front tip of a, of a quarterback's shoulder. And I'm giving y'all classified information. Y'all make sure y'all tell your kids about this too. If you read the front tip of your quarterback, he tells you,


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[Assistant] Where he's going with the ball, eh, the way his shoulder, if his shoulder's up, it's going deep. If it's flat, that means it's something short.


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[Assistant] You look at this quarterback, he's turnt to the middle, he's cocked up like he's throwing it deep so you know to get back. Rodney Hickman does a great job of


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[Assistant] Getting back there, making a play on the ball, playing center field, and he makes a great play on this ball. Would like him to be a little bit more deeper, think he got caught a little bit looking in that backfield and let people get past him, cause you gotta be the last line of defense, but he was able to come through and make a play on the ball, so it all worked out from there. Give credit to the pass rush too.


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[Assistant] He see, they put that, they put that tight end or that slot receiver. They run him down the middle and they sit him down. And Ronnie Hickman does it, uh, he does the job of settling his feet. You can't do that. You see right there, he settles his feet. You cannot do that. They put the cheese in his face to try to throw that post behind him.


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[Assistant] He has to be disciplined enough to know that that's the hook player's player. He has to get deep. And if he does that, then he won't have to worry about, you know, this running underneath it. He'd be standing there and it'd be essentially a punt return. But he still makes a good play on the ball and gets the interception and gets it down.


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[Assistant] Well after this, after Bubba Bowlin went down, and after making two plays like this, if he finds some value on special teams, he will absolutely make this 53-man roster.


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[Assistant] But he got great make-up speed and he played the ball really well and made a play on it. So that would be the next step to not bite the cheek.


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[Assistant] So this one is a little bit better. They again, they look like they're in cover three. Nah, they might be a man. They a man on this one. So if they're a man on this one right here, then he's truly at a post safety. And they're in the red zone, so you don't really want to go into the end zone, which he does a great job settling his feet right there. Basic clean break.


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[Assistant] I would like his, I would like his feet to be a little bit more tighter, but I'm nitpicking on that one. But you can see the break and drive on the ball. He comes straight down, attacks the ball.


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[Assistant] And rips it from the defender. That right there is stuff that gets you on the 53 man roster right there. Making plays on the ball.


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[Assistant] Like G Bush just said, you know, DB's don't play the ball well. This is a kid here who knows how to play the ball and knows how to finish. That's the thing. You can get there, but a lot of people don't finish.


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[Assistant] Now he finishes by snatching the ball out of his hand, rips it away while they on the ground. So cause you know, if you catch the ball with the wide receiver, if y'all simultaneously catch it, it goes to the offense. He does a great job of ripping it from him, taking the ball. So it's clear interception. He do stuff like this and continue to make plays like this. Then this will definitely land him on the 53 man roster.


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[Assistant] So then you break, if you lean him forward, your body's already forward leaning. So you just run out of it and you break on it quicker. If your feet is wider and you back, when you take your break step, your shoulders go back like this before you go, and they call it stepping in the butt.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the difference between him and everybody else is everybody else pretty much runs covered three as a base. Okay, so you got your linebackers and your down safeties kind of setting the edge. Well in G-Dub's defense, your corners is the guys who keep contained.


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[Assistant] Okay, and obviously in cover three, they're out of there. But in cover two, they're setting that hard edge. So nothing gets past them.


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[Assistant] And you okay, there, the corners can play aggressively because the safeties are, are 20 yards off. So if anything happens, the safety should be right there to be able to erase it. Whereas in cover three,


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[Assistant] You gotta stay on top of all your routes. That's kinda what they teach you. Stay on top of the route. So, that's why they slide you off at 20 because if something, if the corner makes some mistakes or sees something wrong and they fire and take off and it's a pass, you can erase it.


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[Assistant] Because you want to be aggressive on the run game. So, so the way, okay, so corner, playing cover two corner is like this.


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[Assistant] You was lined up inside, but you was looking in the backfield. So if you thought it was run, you could take off right now. It ain't no read, steps, nothing. Take off and set the edge right now. Cause that means that you set the edge, they can't get outside of you. They cut it back and all your linebackers and D liners right there.


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[Assistant] But if it's a regular cover too, obviously you, you press, you press the guy up and you, you hinge back and then you come up late. But with G-Dub, you off, you inside and you pretty much looking at the back foot and as soon as you rerun, you got the right to just trigger because you covered because the safety got your back if you, if you wrong. That's the way they looked at it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so this is the thing that gets me about, you know, Jim Swartz's defense, our safeties. That was that double play.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, so the thing about our safeties is


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[Assistant] You have to be able to check. At times, you're going to have to be able to check receivers as well. Usually, in NFL defenses, safeties are protected because they're checking tight ends.


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[Assistant] Within Jim Swartz's defense, as you know, Malcolm Jink has had times where he lined up on wide receivers. So for this particular route right here.


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[Assistant] Why did this play go bad? Because they came out there in man to man, so when they run man to man, how they run it, and how typically a lot of people run their one coverage, their cover one is that you play off outside leverage. You play on the outside shoulder, so if he runs an out route, you should be all over. If he runs a corner route, you should be all over.


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[Assistant] Well in this particular route, Jahan Dyson does a great job of selling that overroute.


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[Assistant] And what happened is, Ronnie Hickman understands the speed that Jahan Dawson got. You see how right then off the snap, he didn't even take no read steps or nothing. Jahan Dawson was on him immediately.


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[Assistant] So what does that mean is, now I need to get on my horse, cause if he runs this over route, I ain't gonna be able to get there. So Ronnie Hickman in his mind is thinking, I need to cut this over route over. He didn't play it, he didn't play it the way he should have played it. If he would have just stayed on the outside path.


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[Assistant] Even if Jahan Dawson be him on the over route, it's a post safety right there on the post route and it's a whole player linebacker right there. So you got inside help. They tell you that you have no help, but you can see that linebacker backing up right there. Boom. So you got the inside help till at least he's not going to cut the route, but he's going to buy that time. So the quarterback is going to look.


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[Assistant] Hold the ball for a second because I can't throw the whole shot. So it'll buy you time to catch up.


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[Assistant] Jahan Dawson does a great job breaking that thing back out on the outslash, seven cut. They gotta do a way better job of tackling because


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[Assistant] The Anthony Bale and Ronnie Hickman does a horrible job tackling right here. At the worst, I don't care if you get it down on the one yard line, you defend every blade of grass because you never know what happens on the one yard line. It's been so many times people have had a goal line stand, which would have been huge. It would have been a nail in the coffin for


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[Assistant] The Washington commander, so they gotta do a better job of getting them down. Well, we saw the Browns unable to score.


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[Assistant] Why is the thing that when you playing, you gotta be in the hole?


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[Assistant] Well I think I just, he just need to continue to be where he needs to be, you know? So like, how I was saying on them post rounds, he was caught just a tad bit short and it was his playmaking ability that kinda saved him.


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[Assistant] Well now they pointed that out. If a good coach has gotten him and did film sessions with him, they're going to tell him.


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[Assistant] So for him to take that next step, it's about just continuously showing that you understand the playbook. You understand where you fit in the defensive scheme because these coaches have to be able to trust you when they, if, if.


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[Assistant] Juan Thornhill goes down and, and you're the next guy in line. It'd probably be Roddy McLeod, but anyways, let's say you're the next guy in line. That coach's job is on the line. His, his name is stamped to you.


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[Assistant] So if you don't perform, they're not going to say the player's not good. They're going to say, why wasn't your guy ready to play?


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[Assistant] Why didn't you have this kid coached up to play? We kept him on the 53-man roster because you said that this guy could help us in the fall. So if he didn't get it done, it's on you.


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[Assistant] So now you playing with a coach's job. So for him, he needs to take that next step of making sure that he understands exactly where he needs to be alignment and assignment sound for the next two games.


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[Assistant] What can I do to help this team win games in the fall? If he has that conversation right there, Bubba Ventrone will take it back to Kevin Stefanski and Andrew Barry and say, you know what?


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[Assistant] This guy gets it. This guy wants to play for us. This guy wants to help us win games in the fall so much that he doesn't even care about what's going on defense. He wants to make an impact on special teams. He's truly invested in this organization. They'll keep a guy like that. It's all about playing the game. Did you ever say that? I sure did. Now you think I made the


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[Assistant] Do you know for a fact how much it actually costs the insurance companies to run the expenses every year?


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[Assistant] One of the homes that we saw is a home not too far away from here, uhm, where


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[Assistant] Build It Back spent $600,000 to raise a house. Does that make a lot of sense to you?


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[Assistant] I do got one question before we move on. So one of the things you said was the expectations is higher because Deshaun Watson makes $230 million. Absolutely. I tend to disagree with that. This is my question. Shouldn't expectations be based on a level of talent or how much money you make?


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[Assistant] Not only, but it should be based on how good of a player that you are. I have expectations on certain players based on their skill set.


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[Assistant] Craig, first and foremost man, welcome to Cleveland, man. It's a pleasure to meet you. Huge fan of yours, not just saying it cause you hear these two guys sitting next to me and tell you I've been hyping you up.


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[Assistant] You know, summer league champion, in my opinion, you're a young man that can be an instant contributor, uh, on the Cleveland Cavaliers actual roster this year. So just talk about the journey, man. You know, balling out at Wichita State, going undrafted, ended up in Cleveland.


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[Assistant] Hey Craig, man, I'm one of those, you know, chip on your shoulder type of dudes, right?


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[Assistant] You get to talking telling me what I can't do and it's going to piss me off to the point where I'm going to tell you what I can do.


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[Assistant] You and your teammate, Imani Bates, both on two-way contracts. And if you listen to a lot of media members, they'll tell you, well, you guys can't be contributors to the Cavaliers. They don't go that deep on the bench. You know, you guys are rookies. They're not expecting that much from you. To that you say what?


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[Assistant] Yo Craig, back to your teammate, Imani Bates. Uh, do you believe that Cleveland Cavaliers got a steal? I know me and this man right here to my left, G. Bush. We are some big Imani Bates fans. I said my man can come in there.


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[Assistant] Play about 10 minutes a game. Talk about the, what you see firsthand from being around him every day, his work ethic, and I'm pretty sure he hear the noise just like you.


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[Assistant] I am straight out the inner city, straight out the trenches, 148th and Lakeshore. Have you had a staple yet? Meaning the corned beef sandwich or the Polish boy? And if you have had one of the two, what's your favorite?


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[Assistant] This is what we gon' do. We gon' set it up, man. Maybe a talk to your agent, however, man, but slime us.


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[Assistant] Pretty much average. I think he'll go maybe 11 for 25. You know, maybe like a buck 25, buck 35. Uhm, I don't see him really throwing no touchdowns maybe. I might see him throwing like a forced pick.


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[Assistant] It is, at least on Twitter, you have a limited number of characters, because we don't play for Twitter Blue like you do, so we have to be very selective in how we get out all the topics in the show.


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[Assistant] I am doing good. Before we get into our topics today, and like Jay said, we have a bunch of good ones to get into. I want to remind everybody that if they are looking for the freshest Brown's gear out on the market this year, you gotta head over to Fanatics.com slash UCSS to help get yourself


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[Assistant] The best looking gear on the market. And if you get yourself some good gear, you also help us out on the back end. So we appreciate you guys supporting us by helping support you look fly for the upcoming Brown season. And with that,


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[Assistant] Let's talk about the first joint practice between the Browns and the Eagles.


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[Assistant] I see what you're saying. You can't directly give them to what, right? Yes. I see what you're saying. That's too bad. I was hoping we could reward them with something for their nice gesture to us. I will tell you, starting September, the show is gonna start gifting.


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[Assistant] Quite a few memberships. Good, good. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah, I'm glad to hear that. Okay.


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[Assistant] In a joint practice situation, do you feel like in the grand scheme of things, that some of these guys may be tricking themselves into thinking they can get the same thing out of a joint practice as they could from a preseason game?


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[Assistant] I think that says more than anything about the Browns that linebacking cores around the league are relatively weak.


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[Assistant] Speaking of big goals, let's talk about a big guy, Big Thanos, the Brown's fourth round pick out of Ohio State, the one, the only Dewan Jones who continues to impress day by day, whether it's a preseason game, a training camp practice, a joint practice, the reports on this kid so far have been pretty spectacular.


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[Assistant] So I'm looking at the trade bowl, and I do like the idea.


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[Assistant] I like the creativity. If I had to guess, who would say no?


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[Assistant] It's a young guy. He wasn't a super high draft pick. They drafted Charles Cross, their left tackle. He was the ninth overall pick. This was a third round pick. Right. And if they do think they're a little more protection away from making a deep run in the AFC, in the NFC West.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't hate the trade though, I really don't.


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[Assistant] Significant, however you want to take it, significant could be a...


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[Assistant] Goal line guy, but still a significant part of the package. It could be he actually plays legitimate snaps.


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[Assistant] God, I don't see how he could. I think he's too big. He takes up too much space. I mean, I think so too.


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[Assistant] That's the best place to go. That is a fact. Alright Mikey, we got one more Fast Read and then we'll move on to our next topic.


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[Assistant] If Jack Conklin or Jed Wills went down with an injury, are you confident DeJuan Jones would be able to step in today and keep the Sean Watson upright at the same level as those veterans could? And with over 900 votes, 75% said, yeah, there'd be no drop off. 25% said no. But once again, the comments.


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[Assistant] Not just the votes, the comments were a little more on the hesitant side. So, that seems to be the trend. The people who comment were on the conservative side.


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[Assistant] And it happens to be that both these guys are members of the Brown secondary. So we'll start with number 18. That is Martin Emerson and number 17, Juan Thornhill. Jason, from what you've seen from these two guys, what you've heard in practice.


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[Assistant] How much of a step, I'll start with Thornhill, then we'll go to Emerson, but how much of a step up has Thornhill brought in terms of like the leadership to this unit and this defense?


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[Assistant] When the final regular season's over, we're gonna re-update this, with the best players this year, as opposed to the most important ones coming in and see.


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[Assistant] Last week came out with an article of guys set to make big jumps from 2022 to 2023. Martin Emerson was on his list of solid starters to pro bowl candidates. So wow, not just us here in Cleveland, but on the national level, I think a lot of things are expected in a good way of Martin Emerson. And one thing stood out to me from joint practices yesterday when they were doing the individual one-on-one drills.


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[Assistant] Guess who went one-on-one with A.J. Brown? Each time A.J. Brown said that. Oh really? My guy. Is Emerson? Yea.


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[Assistant] I like the stylistic fit of Thornhill and Delpit as a safety tandem too because Delpit to me is more of a plant your foot go attack guy and Thornhill is more the cerebral.


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[Assistant] Big time college football. No, no, no. Yeah, he was sixth round. He's been really good. Luke Whipler, sixth round pick. Yeah, sixth round.


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[Assistant] If you could reach out, we have, we have tried. If you could also reach out, that would be, uh, that would be very helpful. So we appreciate it. I can't promise Baldi. I can't promise Aditi and that's because she is joining us right now. Aditi, what's up? There she is.


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[Assistant] Alright, so this is a bit of a game, more of an exercise. I looked at the...


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[Assistant] Two furthest ends of a spectrum for certain players in the Browns. And I want you to tell me what's a more likely scenario to unfold for the upcoming season. You guys ready? We got seven or eight of these.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna go either or. Okay. It's one side or the other. It's almost fence riders-esque, but you don't have to be so solid, so. Alright, very good.


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[Assistant] What's more likely in this new Deshaun Watson led offense?


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[Assistant] For Nick Chubb to run for more than 2000 rushing yards this season, or less than 1000.


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[Assistant] I have succeeded with this exercise. Alright, next let's talk a little Elijah Moore. Is he more likely to have over 1,000 receiving yards this year? Or fewer than 25%.


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[Assistant] In the first drive of the preseason. Yeah, so it's easily a thousand yards. Alright, we'll move on. Next one. That was easy. Next up, Steve. What's more likely for Myles Garrett?


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[Assistant] Tomorrow night, the next edition of Behind the Glass with myself, Earl and Anthony, will air will be breaking down and previewing the upcoming preseason game between the Browns and the Eagles and also touching on a couple other things, including maybe a little Guardians, maybe a little Cavs, but the next episode of Behind the Glass tomorrow night, right around 7 o'clock. Alright, back to the game. This one's a little, uh,


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[Assistant] To have one more regular season catch in a Brown's uniform or win an Olympic medal in track and field.


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[Assistant] We got, we got two more. We got two more. But hey, if, if you guys say it's not gonna happen either, then it-


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[Assistant] There's a chance that either one could happen. That means it's not as unanimous as you guys think.


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[Assistant] Alright, you've got two more, Mike? We have two more, yes. And I made these questions actually last week, so this is before Friday's game, but it's even more applicable now. What's more likely? Cade York going 100% on extra points this season, or Cade York playing for another team next season?


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[Assistant] Nick Chubb to lead the NFL in carries this season?


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[Assistant] It's off the floor, Captain! Try now, Lieutenant James! It's working! For free!


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[Assistant] All hands aboard! LT! Get us the hell out of here! Aye, sir!


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[Assistant] What you see from Bull is what you get. 100%. In real life, in production meetings, after the show, the only time he changes a tad bit, and this is a good thing, is for Little League. He's not full Bull when he's coaching the Little League kids.


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[Assistant] I do wanna remind people that IF you haven't already stocked up your wardrobe with all the browns gear you need for the upcoming season, I highly suggest and highly recommend


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[Assistant] The study which found the NDM-1 superbug in Delhi's water samples is making the Indian health establishment see red.


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[Assistant] Bacteria carrying the gene that produces this NDM1 enzyme are resistant to very powerful antibiotics.


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[Assistant] The Lancet Infectious Diseases Journal found that NDM1 enzyme in 11 different types of bacteria.


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[Assistant] The equivalent of, uh, hospital epidemiology DEFCON 5 tried to implement as many things as we could think of, uh, at the time, uh, to prevent any further spread of the organism in the hospital.


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[Assistant] It's the kind of place where the bacteria can spread with ease. People are very busy and there are a lot of things going on. Patients get very sick very quickly and require intervention. The bacteria can be spread on the hands.


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[Assistant] They can be spread on pieces of equipment that might go from patient to patient, so you have to be really cautious.


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[Assistant] They were not in the ICU at the same time. They didn't have the same caregivers. They didn't have the same equipment. So initially we thought that it might be possible that this was a second introduction of yet another KPC organism.


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[Assistant] Why was this done? Because it became very clear that we had missed the transmission sequence.


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[Assistant] Dr. Gallin, uh, asked me if, uh, we needed to close the hospital, or if we needed to close the hospital to admissions. Ultimately, we decided not to close the hospital, uh, but... It was a possibility.


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[Assistant] I guess if I had a major message, it would be that it's never going to end.


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[Assistant] So this organism and organisms like this are going to be with us till the cows come home.


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[Assistant] And we have to learn how to deal with them. We have to change our culture in the hospital.


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[Assistant] And thanks for covering for me last time too.


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[Assistant] You know what it was. You know what was going on. I had to get a job and you wouldn't have it. Don't make it into something it was.


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[Assistant] Hi Bigby, please excuse us for just a minute. Can I talk to you in private?


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[Assistant] Thanks, but that's really not why I called.


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[Assistant] We've been getting horrible phone calls. It's the Crooked Man's people.


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[Assistant] Trying to collect, and we aren't safe. Even in our own home.


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[Assistant] The lucky pond. That's where I borrowed the money. The crooked man's behind that place.


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[Assistant] I'd overheard people talking to Jersey about loans before. So, when I needed money, that's where I went. I didn't know what to do.


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[Assistant] Jersey. You know, the Jersey Devil.


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[Assistant] Probably dropping off a loan payment they squeezed out of some poor fable. But never the crooked man. Mainly it's just regular fables. I can see now that it was a mistake, but I'm not the only one who goes there, you know. I saw the woodsman's axe there just the other day. It was in a display case.


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[Assistant] Sometimes, fables just don't have anywhere else to go.


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[Assistant] Sometimes fables sell things they brought from the homelands. Things you can't find anywhere else.


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[Assistant] Well, that's over now. Maybe if you go there you can sort some things out.


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[Assistant] We shouldn't have to live like this. Scraping to get by.


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[Assistant] We would really appreciate it. What do you say?


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[Assistant] When Donald Longwheel read this article on a Friday night, uh, he panicked because it became very clear to him that they were homing in on him and some of his colleagues.


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[Assistant] Cohen's strategy was really based around what people like to call an information driven hedge fund. So he was all about trading around say the quarter.


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[Assistant] And Cohen's strategy was to get as much information as possible to have an edge, to be able to, you know, make money either on the upside or the downside depending on how a company's earnings come out.


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[Assistant] Roger Rottenham's sources range from everyone from, you know, lower level company employees to fellow Wall Street traders. There was this dynamic character named Danielle Chiesi who was a hedge fund manager who considered herself a seductress.


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[Assistant] She had an affair with an IBM executive and he was giving her inside information about the computer company.


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[Assistant] But the most shocking figure in the entire insider investigation was Rajat Gupta.


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[Assistant] Gupta was sitting on a call in October of 2008 in the middle of the financial crisis.


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[Assistant] Now, there were rules, and even the expert networks knew that there were rules as to what the public company employees could and could not speak to money managers about. So, you might be able to give a broad view on say, a product that your company might be developing, but you can't tell the portfolio manager, you know, what the upcoming quarter is going to be.


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[Assistant] And of course these Wall Street money managers, they wanted as much information as they could possibly pump out of these public company employees.


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[Assistant] Winnie Zhao was one of these consultants very well connected inside the technology world, especially at uhm, companies at operations in Asia.


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[Assistant] The government says that Cohen received an email that said, I have a source inside Dell that's giving me information that the quarter's going to be bad.


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[Assistant] What Cohen's lawyers have said is that he did not read that email before he sold Dell stock. He was out at his beach house in the Hamptons that day when the email came across his screen, and he just didn't read it.


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[Assistant] To help with the drug testing, Elon and Wyeth had hired a University of Michigan neurologist named Sydney Gilman. And through an expert network, Martoma had developed a relationship with Gilman, who was giving him all sorts of information.


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[Assistant] And over the course of 2008, SAC built up a huge position that was really, really bullish on Elon and Wyeth. And inside SAC, there was a, there was a thought that it was just too risky to be exposed to those two companies heading into the trial announcements.


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[Assistant] Martoma, uh, told Cohen that he had the greatest conviction in the stock and Cohen said he's my guy and they stayed along the stock.


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[Assistant] But the next day, SAC started to aggressively unwind its large positions in Elon and Wyatt, and in fact ended up going short those two stocks to make a bet against them.


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[Assistant] They basically said, look, this was an operation where there was a complete failure of compliance. And Cohen, who has his name on the door and owned 100% of the firm, failed to properly supervise these guys.


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[Assistant] The government decided that they found insider trading so pervasive that they wanted to put their foot down and say, okay, this is effectively a criminal enterprise and we're going to declare it that and charge the firm criminally.


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[Assistant] This is about those girls, and it'll always be about those girls. Nothing will change that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, wait, what do you mean? What is this right way?


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[Assistant] Only tonight did you see what it's like to be pushed into a corner all the time just for doing your job.


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[Assistant] So that spell crane was trying to break. It's not just while you're at work, huh.


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[Assistant] You're here because the crooked man just sent Crane to the bottom of my list of worries. You have something you want to say about that, right?


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[Assistant] How can I? It's a tool to keep you stuck in that life. Subservient. That's why you can't tell me anything. It's the ribbon, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Even if there isn't much to it, it's still our best lead. It's worth looking into.


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[Assistant] And I really don't want to deal with the runaround. Snow said you called and wanted to talk to me.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, your place, it looks, uh, expensive.


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[Assistant] Snow told me you went to her for some financial help. Did you end up going to the crooked man?


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[Assistant] Well, what kind of trouble are you in? Either it's the money or it's something else.


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[Assistant] You think you're the only ones in danger? If you have info on that crooked bastard, I need to hear it. Otherwise I've got better things to do.


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[Assistant] Then tell me, what the fuck is going on? You're in so much debt?


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[Assistant] Look around you. This isn't the way people short on cash live.


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[Assistant] You do know there's a difference between pawning something and selling it, don't you?


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[Assistant] I guess I'll go check out the lucky pond. If I can't track down the crooked man there, maybe I can make enough noise that the crooked man will come find me.


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[Assistant] Huh. Empty. Either he's got a whole lot of customers, or he doesn't have any.


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[Assistant] Ribs. I know Bloody Mary hangs around here. I wanna talk to her. I-I don't know what you mean.


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[Assistant] I'm just doing my job, Johan. What the fuck are you doing?


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[Assistant] Please, please, Bigby, please don't- Bigby, what happened to Sheriff?


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[Assistant] Listen, just calm the fuck down, okay? Just want some answers.


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[Assistant] It's business. It's all I've ever had.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm here now. Gonna sort this all out.


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[Assistant] These are raw materials for making magic. Anti-greenleaf and-


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[Assistant] Don't you see what's going on here? With all these raw materials.


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[Assistant] Looks like he could process him into just about any kind of magic. He's got all he needs. The gear. Slave labor to work at.


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[Assistant] Whoever he's got in here in these chains, he's, he's enslaving fables. My watch.


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[Assistant] Report to the business office. Tell Snow I sent you there, and we'll, uh, we'll figure something out. Some kind of protection.


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[Assistant] The magic mirror's missing shard. Where is it? Bloody Mary brought it here, didn't she?


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[Assistant] The shard. It's the shard. Finally.


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[Assistant] Believe me, that's all I've been doing this whole damn time. Alright.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, this thing reaches a lot further than we thought. Crooked man has something on everybody. It wasn't just beauty in the lone, Beast was working for him.


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[Assistant] His goon, the Jersey Devil, is putting the squeeze on all kinds of fables down at the lucky pawn.