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[Assistant] I'm very curious because the NFC East is such a perfect case study. What is worse, a bad QB or a bad coach? We're going to find out because three of them got bad QBs and one of them's got a really bad coach. So why didn't you warn us properly? You did not


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[Assistant] See, but I disagree with that equivalency. Like, I think what I talked to Perna about is like...


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[Assistant] If we're saying it's cause they could influence the game, right? Cause that's what it is, right? It's the integrity of the game.


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[Assistant] If you say, you get a year because you bet from the game and that was like the it. Okay. I think people be like, all right, you know that makes sense.


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[Assistant] The problem is, is when you have like domestic violence, when you start talking about PEDs in which people are legitimately cheating in the game and are caught and are getting less of a penalty than gambling $1500 when you were nowhere near the team, that is where the outrage should be.


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[Assistant] So here, here's the issue too, right?


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[Assistant] I would, I would love if you're just like, you look at that and Mike McCarthy like, bet against Dak Prescott.


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[Assistant] There's a couple that I think one of the best moments honestly-


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[Assistant] I do it, I, I'll auction anything else off, that's fine, like I, I know that thing, and it didn't smell good, like it was, it was bad, it took like three months to get, it was just not great.


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[Assistant] Can we make Brandon Perna remake a Sierra music video?


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[Assistant] In 49ers gear, ranting about how much he hates Russell Wilson coming to the Broncos and just tweet that out.


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[Assistant] Remember we were talking about on GPS about how Russell Wilson would make a very good looking centaur?


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing, uh, there was a video that was in the works, and then my mic battery died 10 minutes into it, so it's still gonna come out, but a Broncos fan reaction video featuring this guy over here is gonna come out tonight. However, it also was probably gonna be a Bears and Chargers fan reaction to the Cleo match. Yeah, that's what we're doing, baby.


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[Assistant] It's been, uh, she's, she's on the mend, but I gotta bring her to the vet every two days.


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[Assistant] Uh, in that, yeaah, so she's cancer free, they got a lot of margins out of the surgery, um,


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[Assistant] $4,000 later, we're, uh, we're good, but she's gotta go every two days to get her bandages redone because they can't sew it up because the wound is so big for where it is, so.


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[Assistant] My question to you is, if you are the backpack company who created that backpack that he is wearing, does your stock count after that?


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[Assistant] I mean, Jerry Jones literally said that. He's just like, yeaah, this, uh, I'm speaking for all the owners here, and saying I love the investigation that the, uh, NFL did. So, uh, Scooter, I think you should be asking that question to, uh, your owner over there, bud.


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[Assistant] I think you go 5d chess 5. I don't think you're going far enough. I think the Dallas Cowboys...


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, uh, Packers are a banged up football team as everyone knows because they got like everybody out right now. However, I would like to think like they're getting a little mini bye after this before they have to go and play the Chiefs. I think they're going to get healthy. There's actually, I'm going to hate that I'm going to say this. There is a move I think that they should make out there.


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[Assistant] And I think because I think he's only owed like 1.7 million dollars.


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[Assistant] I say you take a shot on Brandon Cooks. Take a shot. He's going to be super cheap. You know, the Texans are selling off right now. You probably get him for like next to nothing. He's a speedy guy with MVS. You know, he's like kind of trying to get back. He's injured. They thought he would play tonight. He's not going to play tonight.


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[Assistant] You know, well done trade for Brandon Cooks might be beneficial.


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[Assistant] They are. I mean, three years ago, 2018, you had them bring in, like, there was a big free agency hall with Zedaria Smith, Preston Smith, Billy Turner, and Adrian Amis. Like, they brought them all in and we were like, oh my God, what is this? Like, it was crazy. Because, you know, Ted Thompson never did that.


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[Assistant] But uhm, then we did it like with like big guys like, you know, Charles Woodson, you know, Julius Peppers, you know, back in the day, like Reggie White, but I think that the Packers have definitely


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[Assistant] Not straight away from going to get like cheap talent this year and like trying to see if it works. And I mean, you look at currently the best inside linebacker in football, Devondre Campbell, who we're paying him like $3 million this year.


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[Assistant] So he's been like an amazing pickup. So I mean, yeah, take a shot. Why not? I don't think they'll.


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[Assistant] Here's like, there's like, there's trepidation though, because like, I feel like this happens every year, like teams trade for Brandon Cooks, and they're like, oh my god, he's so good, right? Like, how many times did like teams trade a first round or a second round pick for him? Yeah, like three or four times.


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[Assistant] I see, but like I said, Perna and I talked about this, but like I disagree, cause like no one would be asking about the USC job unless Carson Palmer brought it up. Like Perna said it best, like the reason they're not asking all these other coaches is because Carson Palmer didn't mention those other coaches. He said like Mike Tomlin's tied to it, so like a reporter heard that and was like,


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[Assistant] I think, again, I think the favor is definitely in the Cardinals. Uh, you know, they just, there's so many weapons on offense. We are so injured on defense. Our offense is banged up. Uhm, but.


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[Assistant] We are undefeated without Devonte Adams under Matt LaFleur.


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[Assistant] That is a stat. Uh, and I think, I forgot who said it on the cardinals.


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[Assistant] But it basically, they said basically with Devontae being out, it forces Rodgers to play a cleaner game because they're not going to force the ball to him all the time. So I think you're going to see a lot of Aaron Jones. And if we are going to win this football game, it's going to come down to the defense trying to slow down Kyler Murray. I think it's possible. I mean, I still pick the Packers because a Packers fan, but yeah.


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[Assistant] By the way, I just want to confirm, uh, why I was staring at my computer so intently, is I just went through all of my blocked users, and Inject Chicken is most definitely not on there, so ain't no cheating going on in here.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think everyone is forgetting about Josh Rosen, guys. I'm pretty sure he's killing it in flag football right now.


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[Assistant] Tom Grassi will be streaming tonight, of course, starting at, uh, 8 p.m. Eastern, and then we'll have the post game right after that, and, like, 3 o'clock in the morning, so, uh, yea. I might watch that. It'll be a late night, folks!


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[Assistant] Look, uh, as the host of today's show, obviously that montage was put together by Johnny Barker.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's not a tragedy. It's not something to be sad about. Scooter is moving on, on Thursday nights to work with Amazon. He's gonna, he's actually in Kansas City right now. Yeah, buddy. He's gonna be covering the game.


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[Assistant] So he will not be able to participate in clickbait sports throughout the football season. So maybe he comes back when the playoffs start or when whatever, we'll work something out.


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[Assistant] One giant anus hole opens because now


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[Assistant] We can fucking cuss on our own show! Let's give it up for cuss words everybody! FUCK!


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[Assistant] I was gonna say something. Oh, uhm, scooter walks so we could run. Alright, we'll start now. And scooter runs so we can fly.


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[Assistant] Who's lost four weeks in a row and, and the collector has come and said, I get the money. I get the money for you, Kaylee. I will have it. I had an idea and then the scooter announcement happened. We kind of shift gears, but I will, I promise I will have it next week. Please.


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[Assistant] The knee caps are gone. All right, we have something to talk about in the NFL finally because there was a weak one, but before we get to that, Tom, no. Nope.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon is dressed. Why are you dressed like this, Brandon?


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[Assistant] I need your nipple to show through that jacket like Al Davis in that picture please.


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[Assistant] I thought you were going to do the Cryptkeeper Al Davis and then draft the fastest member of Clickbait Sports.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta give him credit for being one stubborn son of a bitch, and he was like, fuck you, Pete Rozell. He was like, fuck you, you're not gonna bully the AFL, Pete! I will not bend over and take it like a man. Alright, let's talk about how our teams did. Perfect.


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[Assistant] Only the right side here wants to talk about how our team did. I'll let you go first, Tree. You're 1-0 Stiller.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, the Giants really deserve to lose that game. The fact that Brian Dayball was named coach of the week for week one is kind of false as well.


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[Assistant] I mean, he coached well. I mean, you gotta give him credit. He went for it on fourth down. I mean, for the two point conversion, I'm sorry. Ballsy call, but the Giants really deserve to lose that game. And instead of me crying and being upset,


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[Assistant] Uh, on, after week one, you know, they pulled it out. Just like, uh, just like all those dildos all over the freeway.


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[Assistant] Here goes to show you, like, if you're in the NFL long enough, if you're a fan long enough, eventually things will go your way. I mean, remember a couple years ago, the Giants had the Eagles dead to rights, and the fucking rookie kicker hits a 59-yarder against us. Like, ridiculous things happen.


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[Assistant] What you gotta do is get out in front and actually win games, but hey, we got lucky. 59 yards, not 64. Oh, 64.


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[Assistant] Nintendo 64. So we're 1-0 and I'll take it. I will take it so hard. Oh, you'll definitely take it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Saquon's back, for sure, but it took them a while. They were down 13-0. They were down 20-13. Uh, Daniel Jones threw a red zone pick, like, those are, and Daybol gave them a talking to. It's just, alright, 61, y'all. Stop doing that! Dan? Daniel?


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[Assistant] So, I mean, and they could get off to a good start, you know, they go out and beat, uh, Carolina, and who knows what could happen this year, but, uh, I'm gonna throw the ball over to you, Brandon, or Al, should I say Al? Well, how did your team do in their week one?


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[Assistant] You said it, you extended the punishment and you took the L.


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[Assistant] We just played a 3 minute video. Alright, now let's segue to...


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[Assistant] Yes, let's segue to the next, well, let's scoot, scoot, scoot to the next segment, which is fucked or not, yes. Screwed or not screwed, you can change that to fucked or unfucked. Well, you got the logo right there, there you go. I'll put it over time. Yes, put it over time, which is what we do. We're gonna go through every team, and we're gonna say whether they're fucked or not.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's an interesting cult logo by the way. It's got this outline of the state of Indiana. Just gonna get ahead of this and demonetize it.


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[Assistant] What are we gonna do? Just go in order here of who's fucked and who's not fucked?


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a hardcore fuckin'. Yeah, we'll just go in alphabetical order. The Cardinals!


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[Assistant] The Falcons blew a 10, 13 point lead and like, they just Falconed, is what they did.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like cleaning half your kitchen. It just doesn't work. You can't just do things halfway. And then Tom is down there getting covered. Bye. Yeah. Ravens are...


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[Assistant] Alright, well then let's go in rotation then, fucker.


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[Assistant] Uh, Panthers are fucked, Bears are fucked, Bengals fucked, Browns fucked, Cowboys fucked!


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Tell me that it loses, it's, ehm, fuck is always funny. Alright, Brandon, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Always gotta love a good angle. Okay. I think the saddest part about Dak getting hurt is he's gonna have to use his left hand to rub out a bat.


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[Assistant] Panthers are fu- You know what, I'm gonna pick the, uhm, I'm gonna pick the Panthers as screwed. Because the Panthers, not the fucking Lions. Fucking asshole. The Carolina Panthers. They ha- They wanted to win so bad that they lost.


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[Assistant] Like Baker Mayfield had that anger in him, the fire. You know, you ever like get just really pumped up for a game and then lose? That's what happened.


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[Assistant] Uh, and they're not gonna get much better from that. They lost their Cleveland without, uh, Deshaun Watson.


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[Assistant] What happened to Joe Flacco? He was like, won a Super Bowl and then just fell off. Well, he got that, he got paid, so you know what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Scooter's out there living the life, doing things that we all wish that we could do. I mean, he went to the draft. None of us got invited to the draft. We got to meet all the players. We did not get to meet the players.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Anytime you waste a draft pick on a kicker, that's like setting him up for failure. Was it the Roberto Aguayo? He was drafted.


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[Assistant] And uh, yeaah. But Evan McPherson, still a stud. They just had a long snapper be out.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna go with a team that is not screwed, and that is the Eagles.


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[Assistant] They seem to be able to score at will, like, it doesn't matter, like, okay, yeaah, Detroit might have a bad defense, but it's an NFL defense, and if you can score 38 points,


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[Assistant] In week one, they're probably going to score a lot of points. I mean.


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[Assistant] It's, it's gonna be, no, no, no, no, it's the eagles that are not screwed. Eagles.


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[Assistant] Yes, and I should be given credit because I said not screwed instead of fucked. Okay?


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[Assistant] There you go. There you go. I'm gonna say fucked so many times, you're not even, the word is gonna lose all meaning. Okay?


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean he's not here, he's dead. Well maybe, now I have a shot. Uhm, eagles? Definitely not screwed.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's a fair take. Definitely, man. I mean, we have 30 more minutes to go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I kinda said this, uh, before, it's like, okay, those two fumbles on the red, in the red zone, those aren't gonna happen. Yeah, those, the snap was mistimed, they didn't get a good jump, because, you know, one little nanosecond in the football,


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[Assistant] Everyone, everything's turned off and the reason why those players got hit was because they should have been in the end zone. Okay. And that's not going to happen, especially at home, right? When the, when the crowd knows when to cheer. And by the way, Seattle is a cheat code. That roof just funneling the noise down there. It's not fair. Okay. It's not. I mean, let's just be honest. Denver is going to win a lot of games.


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[Assistant] It works better actually on the phone because like the location services, whatever. I'll just, I'm putting that out there.


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[Assistant] That was a professional read. That was so professional. You're welcome. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's what your debut on Thursday Night Football is gonna sound like. Honestly, I've worked on 10 years for this.


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[Assistant] The opposite of Robin Hood, he's just stealing from the poor and giving to the rich. Giving to the volleyball team. Did you see the Shannon Sharp rant? He's like, you got to be low!


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[Assistant] To steal from the poorest of the po- I thought he was gonna break out like a, uh, a preacher like, I thought he was gonna break into song. Like, because I love the Lord!


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[Assistant] They're both screwed. I hate both of you. You're pathetic.


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[Assistant] You're, you're terrible? You've been terrible for years? Wow, someone got a YouTube member? Nice.


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[Assistant] The cults and the Texans get the fuck out of my sight! Whoa, the cults? You tie?


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[Assistant] In your first g- in week one, they tied. You tied.


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[Assistant] I'm Tom Grosse for DraftKings.com slash Clickbait.


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[Assistant] No, dude. Both teams are screwed. Fuck it. You know what? They lost. A tie is like a loss. It should be tweeted that way. It should be tweeted that way. I hate both teams. You're both screwed because you tied.


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[Assistant] What are you adding a row for? What are you doing? What is this row? What is this row?


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[Assistant] I am going to say that the commanders are screwed because no matter what, Carson Wentz is still gonna roller coaster up and down no matter what. You don't know which, which co- Carson Wentz you're getting. So.


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[Assistant] Uh, the commanders are screwed, no matter what.


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[Assistant] They almost lost a team, happy birthday, a team that's openly tanking. Like Jaguars weren't even trying and then they were like, Oh, look, we got to pretend that we're trying. And then they tried. Commanders screw. Yep. I agree.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm gonna go with a hot, hot take here. The Jacksonville Jaguars are screwed. Trevor Lawrence.


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[Assistant] Could not motivate me to turn a Big Mac into an extra value. He led them out of the tunnel. He's like, come on boys.


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[Assistant] There are years away from another, like Trevor Lawrence could be in his option year before we know whether he's good or not. And that's sad. I mean, he's good, but we don't really know what this team is about.


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[Assistant] What makes you say that though? I want to hear your logic on this.


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[Assistant] We've got Kaylee and Kirstie, uh, Kirsten, sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why I said three. I said three. All three. Okay. Yeah, three of them. If you're a female, press one.


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[Assistant] Tom, if you want to go out and play football, that's fine. I just, you'll never get laid again. And he's just like, all right, fine. This better be worth it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Listen, I'm gonna play the Uno Reverse on that. You're screwed because you're trapped into this bullshit season again, just like last year where you pulled wins out of your ass like they're hemorrhoids. It doesn't matter! This is the Stealer Wave! The Steelers are never gonna tank! You're gonna steal your wave to 11 wins.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, if Watt is 100% healthy, that motherfucker is defensive player of the year. That guy is a freaking...


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[Assistant] Yes, he is like an LT level clone, like the motherfucker is badass. That's the only thing that could slow him down, was him tearing his peck off his frickin' chest.


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[Assistant] Lack of optimism worked last week. It's gonna work again. I'm just gonna just hate on the Giants all year until they prove me wrong. The Giants are screwed. No, they should have lost that game. They should have lost that game. They were, uh,


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[Assistant] They, they were bailed out by fat randy doing fat randy things like missing a 40. It wasn't like a 50 plus yard field goal. It was sub 50 and he missed that shit. So the Giants, I mean, they, they might win the next two if we're lucky, but when they play some real teams, we'll, we'll see, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, I-I-I-I'm just gonna say they're screwed for now.


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[Assistant] Damn good kick. Does that sound like a British person's name? Cade York. Cade York.


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[Assistant] Please! Alright, we made it through. We said who was screwed and who was not screwed. Let's finish the show out with a Thursday night preview. Because we actually have games to preview. This isn't, yeaah, this isn't the off season where we make up shit to talk about. We actually have a game, so it's Kansas City.


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[Assistant] And the chargers. Scooters out there living his best life. We're here stuck at home. We're not famous. None of us are funny. Who's gonna win this game?


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[Assistant] Between division rivals, Brandon, you're an expert, since your name is Al Davis.


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[Assistant] Yes. It sucks when the butt curves out.


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[Assistant] Uh, look, the line here is the Chiefs minus 4, over-under is 54, which everyone should be hammering. Like, I'm just hoping for a high-scoring game.


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[Assistant] Uh, and plus 160 for the Chargers. I think something fluky might happen. This might, you know, every year is different. This could be the year that the Chargers break through. I'm gonna take the Chargers tonight, cause I'm an idiot.


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[Assistant] That's probably what's gonna happen. I got $54.67. I will not be punished.


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[Assistant] What do we got for Tom? You gotta, uhm, defraud the state of Mississippi for five million dollars? That's not a bad idea.


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[Assistant] Can you get some, can you get some temporary?


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[Assistant] And, uh, we will post clips there. Johnny Barks, who is the author of all those clips, is great.


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[Assistant] It's also known as Kansas


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[Assistant] What? Oh, uh, I did win probability. I did, uh, biggest mathematical chokes since 2016. You know, 28 to three was there, but the number one will surprise you. Definitely.


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[Assistant] Fantastic intro. Man, y'all better at this man, at this man with your W. Stop playing.


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[Assistant] Let me start. Okay, I would like to start with what my team needs going forward. Christmas list. Dallas Cowboys, can we get it up on the screen? Because we don't need that much right now.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, listen, we are coming from, for those unaware, right, maybe you're not up on the cowboys, you don't know what's going on.


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[Assistant] We are coming from 10 years of mediocrity, and for the first time ever,


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[Assistant] We are at a place where we can make it into the playoffs without a mediocre coach.


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[Assistant] We are at a place where we can make it into the playoffs with a coach who's won the Super Bowl before, and he knows what it takes to win.


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[Assistant] But what we need right now is very simple. And it's what a lot of teams need. Jesus. Jesus, absolutely. But also, no more injuries.


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[Assistant] No more injuries. Every team right now is getting bodied, right? Either COVID Italy.


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[Assistant] Same is true for the Cowboys. Dak Prescott. It's gonna come down to if his calf can recover. He's looking a little bit weird the past couple of games. Balls are a little bit high. We're seeing this last game, this last game though. He's kind of returning a little bit to form.


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[Assistant] Will he be able to return to form by the playoffs though? That's what


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[Assistant] That's what we're gonna see. Will Zeke be able to return a little bit more to form by the time playoffs come? Tyron Smith.


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[Assistant] We don't have Tyron Smith, it's gonna be very hard to win a Super Bowl. So for the Cowboys!


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[Assistant] And this is on you. Let me know chat. Can I get an extension? Can I get an extension chat? Type one for yes. Two for no. Three.


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[Assistant] What would you do if the student said the book didn't get here on time? I ordered it.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, this man could probably play cornerback if you put him out there. The heck?


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[Assistant] They're not even potentially giving him defensive player of the year. Let's not even talk about that. That's a whole nother clickbait episode right there.


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[Assistant] I need you to pray for me. Okay, because I don't know what the heck we got going on here. Come on now. Also, home-filled advantage. Not out of the question.


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[Assistant] Do you think you can win the division, Tree? Uuuh. Nobody can win the division!


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[Assistant] Yes, and can we talk about this game also? Please, let's talk about this game. How were you feeling? Were you live streaming it? What was going through your mind during this Ravens, er, during this Packers game?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what the, that's the clip I saw earlier today. Okay. He like broke it down from his phone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so if you didn't watch the game, it came down to the wire. Raven don't have Lamar Jackson, why are they even in this game? Huntly came in and it showed out.


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[Assistant] Cause we need the Packers to lose a couple more games here. So we can go ahead and slide into home field.


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[Assistant] Can we also just talk about one second? Can we take a moment to just talk about the fact that there is not one team in the league that is so much better than any other team? Everyone's garbage. No one is good this year.


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[Assistant] Can I wish for Mike McCarthy to take a gosh darn time out when you have nine seconds to throw another play before halftime, you wait nine seconds so we can kick a field goal. Did he do this at Green Bay? Cause this is getting out of hand. It's like every other game this man doesn't know when to call timeout.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, we asked, we asked Purna.


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[Assistant] If you could, oh no, I think Perna asked Tom if you could just choose one of those things to happen. So, if you could choose only one thing to replace, would it be Gettelman, Joe Judge, or Danny Dimes? You can only replace one.


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[Assistant] Man, out of those three, which are you choosing right now?


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[Assistant] The NFC West is so intriguing, cause if you would have asked anyone a couple weeks ago, they would have told you, Cardinals by far and away, they got this. Now, all of a sudden,


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[Assistant] Cardinals look not good at all losing to the Lions. Little sus.


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[Assistant] Isn't that crazy how fast the Patriots have rebounded?


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[Assistant] Cole Beasley. Wow. Cole. Before we go any further, uh, I just want to get your guys take. All these players are out because of COVID. Well,


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[Assistant] They did it. The NFL did it. They moved some games finally. There was Tuesday night football for the first time.


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[Assistant] Well, okay. I mean, you know what I'm trying to say here.


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[Assistant] My home's brother just sit down and relax. The heck this man doing? Stay out of the news. All you have to do is not get in the news. You're his brother. Relax my guy. Stay in your lane.


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[Assistant] A better, a better two point conversion attempt. What the heck was that? This ball hit the defender straight in the shoulder pad. It hit the defender in the shoulder pad.


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[Assistant] It was so close, bro, if we could have just won that game, ooh, home field! We would be number one!


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[Assistant] If the Matrix can come back, why can't Lord of the Rings? I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] So, I've never played D&D, is it actually similar to what they do in Stranger Things?


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[Assistant] You can do this, Falcons. It is within you. Okay? Just throw it up.


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[Assistant] Bro, the bills don't have their best receiver. Cole Beasley is out.


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[Assistant] We made predictions on what would happen with Deshaun Watson. Did anyone predict he would still be on the Texans?


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[Assistant] What would his wrestling name be? Sunshine? That's I probably.


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[Assistant] And then his uh, his signature move is pass interference. And you just, okay, I'll stop. I was going w w.


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[Assistant] Who has the better career? Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence? Who?


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[Assistant] Like, y'all have Pokemon cards or?


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I don't think, I think the Bucks, like, you look at all the fan sentiment out there, they're scared. The Bucks fans are worried that


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[Assistant] We just lost some of our best players and guess what? Our offense isn't going to be able to do anything. So...


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[Assistant] Who knows what the heck is going to happen in the NFO. There could be an outbreak that sidelines several teams with the way this is going right now. So everything is just injections.


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[Assistant] That's sports. That is sports. Hey, I remember when Urban Meyer was the coach of Florida and we loved him. So, yeah, things are, things can change. Things change rapidly.


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[Assistant] That make your picks down below. Who do you have chat?


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[Assistant] Specifically, how much? I'm at 1k and I donated 69 of that.


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[Assistant] Okay, there needs to be a punishment and the punishment needs to be positive because it's for charity. So.


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[Assistant] We need to do something positive for tree winning this.


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[Assistant] Something nice, like a massage, a facial, a gift, a Pittsburgh Steelers. Sex coupons.


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[Assistant] We get a cameo from the cast of This Is Us? Say we won't do it, Tree. Say we won't!


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[Assistant] But yes, there it is. We must all get a gift for Tree for winning the charity stream.


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[Assistant] Yup, I gotta get my predictions video out as well and then I gotta watch the Gators beat UCF cause if we lose I will be sad and have to deal with these people for at least a year.


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[Assistant] I look like two different people. This is a new person right here. Brand new. Old school.


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[Assistant] Like that's like that's tree before starting the Antonio Brown rap album and then that after picture is while listening to it.


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[Assistant] And honestly, when Brandon Perna makes those kind of magical songs, everyone hates their eardrums. So it's really, it's just spread out to the masses.


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[Assistant] It was cold and I tried to do it in the Lowe's thing, but I couldn't fit. I'm too lanky. So like it was, I was just draped over and it was just awkward. And I was like, no, we got to get fully submerged. So I filled my bathtub with freezing cold water and threw my entire ice tray in there. And, uh,


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[Assistant] That's karma, baby. In the Justin Fields jersey, or excuse me, shirt, as requested. And uh, you know, listen, we went full submersion. That was it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that was a good time. Yeaah, I'll talk about, I'll talk about little Packers Packers, I gotta clean the Justin Fields off me, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, last week also did a little, uh, interview, interview with the Packers president, Mark Murphy.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I had a good time with that. Yup, I had a good time with that. Uh, no, it was really fun going to training camp. That's the first time I've been back to Green Bay in three years. So that was, uh, that was a thing. Like that was really, really a thing. It was very strange.


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[Assistant] Because I took a lot of pictures with a lot of people and they actually knew who I was, which is weird because nobody knows who I am in New York or the rest of the world. So that was, uh, it's like I got off the flight at 1030 at night and I was approached in baggage claim like to take a picture.


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[Assistant] And Green Bay is a small airport. It's a real, real small airport. So yeah, that was, uh, that was a heck of a time. I had a real good time with that, but Jordan Love got his first NFL action.


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[Assistant] And then got hurt with his first NFL action, got dinged up, MRI came back negative, but, uh, he's most likely not going to play this Saturday. Uh, it's going to instead be Kurt, Ben Kurt, who's going to be taken over, uh, which,


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[Assistant] It's all good. But yeaah, uh, Jo- Jordan Love!


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[Assistant] Like that was like my big concern because like in practice what would happen, and obviously they're not hitting you in practice, but like when the pocket broke down, like he would scramble and be like, I don't know what's going on. Like he, he's a brand new player, right? Like he hasn't played like actual football in over a year or so.


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[Assistant] I think that uhm, that was my main concern, but like, he was able to improvise pretty well, he made off balance throws, he was making like, you know, on one foot. Yea, no, I was pretty impressed from what I saw, uhm, and I'm not...


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm like, there was a little bit of optimism there, but again, like, he doesn't have to do anything this year. Like, all he has to do is learn. So like, that's why I'm kind of upset that he's not playing in the preseason, you know, this Saturday likely, just because he needs those reps. Because, you know, once the regular season started, the Iron Roger show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. If there's a blowout or like, you know, we have nothing to play for like week 17 or, you know, something like that, then yeah, I think you'll see, you'll see a lot of, uh, Jordan love, but that could go either way.


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[Assistant] His foot, yea, you really haven't. Danucci was tearing it up, first of all. Second of all. Not a good fan. No, like, you can go back and look, like, Rodgers' footwork is really bad. He's holding the ball, like, up by his helmet, like, when he's making a throw. Like, every, he looks like a completely different player. And not a good one. And, yea, no, it, uh, it obviously changed very, uh, rapidly after that.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying Gucci Denucci is the way to the promised land. Especially if, you know, Dak is hurt, you know, listen, you gotta get in a guy who knows how to win on Madden.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, this is the third one I've done with him, and I've kind of just maintained the relationship over the years. The first one was in 2016, the second one was in 2018, and this one, this, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, he has an, uh, an article, like a column that he does, where he responds to fan questions. And after the first year of doing the podcast, I emailed that one saying, hey, would you want to come on? And he got back to me and said, sure. And then I just maintained that relationship for all these years.


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[Assistant] He's a busy dude, like I was concerned because like the pa- I will tell you right now, like the Packers front office is very...


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[Assistant] I don't wanna say paranoid, but they're very cautious on what they're saying right now because of all the stuff going on. As they should be. Uhm, so like,


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[Assistant] That is, that was, I was actually a little surprised I was able to get the interview just because of all the stuff. Like, you know, Murphy called Rogers a complicated fellow over the summer and that blew up on like, which I didn't think was a big deal anyway, but it blew up on the internet. And so like they're being very, very cautious. So like the fact that I was able to get in there and have one I was super happy about, uhm,


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[Assistant] But like, I got some phone calls from the Green Bay Packers before and after the interview. Oh, I bet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, they were good, but it, like, I will say, like, the last two times, like, the first time I ever talked to them, I had a 90 minute interview with them, and it was great. Second time was 45 minutes, and this one, I had them for 45, but we started late, so I just kept them for like 30 something.


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[Assistant] What wound up happening is like, no one ever questioned what I was going to ask them, except the last time, like back in 2018, like some guy was like, Hey, like you gonna ask any weird questions? I'm like, I don't know what that means. He's like, cool. And then he left. Like that was the entire, like,


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[Assistant] I had to go through two different people, like to just tell them like what I was thinking. One was like, you know, there's obviously there's the Aaron Rodgers thing, like not to like make the whole interview about that.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't, like, I'm also very transparent with him. Like, every time I've interviewed him, I'm like, hey, this is what I'm thinking about talking about. So, like, if you're not comfortable about talking about anything, just, like, let me know and, you know, we'll move on and have a nice day. Because, like, to, like, so, like, I got, like, some comments that were like, oh, this is access journalism. Like, first of all, putty.


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[Assistant] I'm in my basement talking about football, that's one. Second thing, like now, like the fact that I was even granted that interview, like I'm super stoked about, and like, I asked every question that I wanted to ask, and like sometimes he scooted around the answer, you know, and it happens, but


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[Assistant] Like it is what it is, like I got some good from him and I'm happy with what I got, but I'm not going to be like, no damn it. Like we're cause like, no, like that's not what I'm there for. Like I'm asking like fan questions.


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[Assistant] How we treat players, like when they leave, because Aaron Rodgers was saying he talked to all these players about how poorly treated they were to the Packers. So I literally like question them on everything about that. Like what do you look at? Like how do you evaluate that? Could it be done better?


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[Assistant] On my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash Tom Grassi Comedy. But yeah, no, it was, uh, it was good. I was really happy with it, honestly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, like I said, I'm happy to maintain that relationship. He has to retire. He will be forced to retire in less than four years now because the Packers have a mandatory retirement age of 70 and he's 66. Well, then you could be next in line, Tom.


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[Assistant] Like, people don't understand how truly difficult it is to actually be a player in the NFL, right? Like, you could be a world class athlete.


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[Assistant] I think just like, do it the day before the day, like, I think the thing was just because it honestly, it was because it was his birthday. Like obviously a lot of people love him, but it's like, it was on his birthday.


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[Assistant] No, he's gotta wear it to the show. No, no, he's gotta wear it, but I'm saying we gotta get it, like, he could go and just like go to CVS and do it. I wanna see a picture with this person. Are we doing toes and, and fingernails? I think it's toes and fingernails. That's only fair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did the, we did the Packers one. Uh, so we did that. Uh, tomorrow will be the Friday night Q&A. I'm still working on the coach finale for, still working on that. So, uh, that'll come out when it comes out. But yeah, Friday night Q&A and go check out the, uh, Mark Murphy interview.


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[Assistant] We're at twenty-five seconds until it's done. Twenty, nineteen, eighteen, seventeen, sixteen, sixteen, sixteen. Donate to Grossy. This is the countdown you've been waiting for. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] We're out here. It's also Aaron Jones' birthday. You'll remember him for waving and scoring the touchdown at you in Dallas. It's Aaron Jones' birthday too. So, happy birthday Aaron Jones also. So, you know, it's a good day to own the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] My neighbor, no joke, his name is Dick, and I had like a salesman come to my door one day, and he was like, oh, like maybe your neighbor would be interested, what's his name? And I said Dick, and he looked at me and he's like, are you just like saying that so I call your neighbor a dick?


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[Assistant] Nah, it's actually his name on this case. He's like, cause that's happened before. Which is phenomenal.


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[Assistant] Do I lose anything? Because I don't think the Saints are going to win. Like it's just if they lose, like the Cowboys lose. Okay, cool, cool. I just wanted to be clear.


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[Assistant] I got this. Alright, so this happened to me one time, uh, my first car was an old Saturn that had 200,000 miles on it, and I was working, uh, at the library at the time. Oh, you were in the library?


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I was uh, when I was 16, I was a page, like, you know, cause you had to get a masters degree to be a librarian, true story. So anyway, you know, I finished my shift, I go out, and oh no, what did I do? I locked my keys in the car.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, oh man, like how am I going to do this nowadays? I keep a spare key in my wallet just in case I ever do that. So that's a life tip. But anyway, you know, I'm pulling on the handles. I see the key right there on the center console and I'm like, oh man, like I can't get in.


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[Assistant] So like, thankfully a family member had a key, so like, I didn't have a cell phone back then, so I had to go inside, I had to like call.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, this family member who came over and thankfully was able to open the door. So for the MLB right now, all of them have lost their keys to their Saturns with 200,000 miles on it and they're unable to get into it. And if I'm not mistaken and please don't correct me.


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[Assistant] I actually have a legit question that I actually think is actually a point. Isn't one of the issues like the free agency and that like players want to be able to leave sooner, is that what it is? And like, didn't the commissioner come out and say like that's bad for the game, but it's basically like players want to leave crappy teams sooner, if that's right? Is that it? Yes.


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[Assistant] Can I ask a follow-up question that has nothing to do with baseball?


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[Assistant] If his position hasn't changed and he still wants to be traded, I think he wants to play another year so he can beat the Backers.


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[Assistant] If things haven't gotten better, but there are lots of stories out there that apparently things have improved. You see it like when we signed Merciless that we were in on talks with OBJ, like Rodgers came out in his press conference and said like, you know, I was really appreciative that like me and Goody were in on these conversations, so.


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[Assistant] It seems like things have gotten better, but we're not gonna, like no one really knows except Aaron Rodgers and the Packers organization, but even that comes down to Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] It wasn't shaving. But it was, uh, it's, it's honestly their salary cap. Like they are going to be decimated this off season. Like you are going to see so many people cut, traded, and it's, it's going to be a bloodbath. So.


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[Assistant] I just like imagine that there's like an employee at fanatics who's just like, you know, I'm sure for the five XL and no one's buying it. I'm going to lose my job like right after Thanksgiving. I'm not going to be able to afford anything for Christmas and you're the one person who buys it and you've saved their holiday.


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[Assistant] So I, uh, I ran my first, so in 2018 I ran my first 5k in May and I've never ran before and I ran my first 5k and I was like, I can run a marathon. So I just decided to do it. And three weeks before I blew out my knee. And so I still decided to run. I just took three weeks of a break. So I finished with like, I think I like 452, which sucks, but.


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[Assistant] My, like, mile 21, my knee was like, haha, we're not doing this anymore. So I had to like, walk for like half a mile and then I ran the rest.


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[Assistant] I mean, honestly, the training sucks. Like the training for it is just terrible. And I did not do it the right way. Cause like, I had a really good regiment and then I went on vacation and when I came back I just didn't want to run. And then it was September and the marathon's the first week of November. Puppy!


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[Assistant] Thomas? I think the Cowboys are going to win, but Rain Dakota Prescott throws two interceptions.


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[Assistant] Scooter, wear a dress, that's what your donos are for. That's right, Scooter, sing me over there with a pupper. And I'm gonna go eat supper.


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[Assistant] Okay, a duster? Hold on, I just want to be clear. It's a, oh, you want a duster? This comes with a choker? Uh, this, the fishnet stockings. Okay.


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[Assistant] Tonight, we're streaming the game. Of course, Papa Grossi coming in as a Cowboys fan. We're gonna make it happen. It's gonna be a good time. And then, uh, I got my, uh, bye week. I still did an interview. Bye week preview tomorrow, of course, after GPS.


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[Assistant] Listen, he's a Giants fan and he's also unattractive. Welcome to the show. Five points fits. We're glad to have you here. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, they obviously lost Von Miller, so I don't know if he is like a replacement for Miller. They kind of are different.


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[Assistant] Players, you know, like Bobby Wagner brings a skill set. So that really changes the schemes. You're not going to see the same.


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[Assistant] Is definitely, you need to go all in and then get up and walk away from the table. That's like the smartest thing. Then that's basically what the Giants have done. Listen, uh, with the Rams, what I think is why not, right? Like windows in the league open.


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[Assistant] And clearly Matt Stafford has probably only got two or three years left.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and there's no real backup plan for it. They might as well go all in, just like the Buccaneers are doing, just like the Packers are doing. Those are the top three sort of teams that are shoving their chips in with, with, uhm,


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, how many wins did you bet some us? Was it us or Tom? How many wins the Cowboys would get?


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[Assistant] That was a great bet. And you put a lot of money on that bet, right? Are you willing to make that bet again? Are you willing to make that bet again?


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[Assistant] I think there was definitely some type of rift between him and Tom Brady. Something that where he was like, I don't want to coach anymore because Tom Brady is different. Like something was there. Like you don't, you don't.


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[Assistant] Just quit when you have another chance to go to the Super Bowl when you were in, you know, a very good position last year to go on.


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[Assistant] Right, well when, in, in the QB meetings, uh, or whatever, you know, the, the pregame, like Brady was like, hey, try these milkshakes and stuff. And Bruce was like, look, I can't walk. I have this, this Darth Vader thing that I wear across. Like, do you think I want you? And what, what's the guys, what's his trader, his trainer's name? Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Guerrero, yeaah. He was like, look, you go charge Antonio Brown 12 grand or 20 grand for service, for toxic cleanses. I don't want to hear it. And Bruce took his little fedor, his cap or whatever and this was like, I'm out of here. I don't want to hear him weigh pitches while I'm trying to coach a football team. I'm going to the front office. A lot of fashion has left.


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[Assistant] So what was interesting was there a lot of people saying that the Bucks, ironically,


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[Assistant] Circumvented the Rooney rule by hiring Todd Bull.


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[Assistant] I'm like, what is the point of the Rooney rule? If you go out and hire a minority as a coach, but what did you have to interview three white people before you brought them in? Like, you know,


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[Assistant] A lot of people forget he was the head coach in New York and he was a very maligned head coach and a lot of people threw him under the bus when he was coaching in New York. So I know that.


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[Assistant] So he didn't get drafted because he was in the bathroom on draft it.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, so they, they, they. This is why. We're gonna show you the light out Mr. Murphy.


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[Assistant] I saw a good one, I saw a good question, um, did, for you Tom, can you ask this, uh, did Dez catch it? That, I would like you to ask that question.


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[Assistant] But I, I have to ask you, Tom, in all seriousness, do you have the balls to ask that question to Mark Murphy?


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[Assistant] Are they gonna turn Lambo into like Foxboro where it's like a whole complex where they have a shopping mall? Where it's an outside shopping mall? Yes, and you know maybe like a Packers Museum of some kind. We already have that.


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[Assistant] Also, are you going to ask him when are there open tryouts for wide receivers?


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[Assistant] Let us know that too. Scooter's answer would be, oh, I had, I had coffee one time and the caffeine was, was just really intense for me. I just, you know.


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[Assistant] Are you hoping that he likes you so much that one day he invites you to watch a game from the owner's suite? Is that what you're trying to accomplish?


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[Assistant] Really? What makes you think you're so good? What? I mean, dude, owner suite. Have y'all ever been in like a suite and watched a game? It's amazing.


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[Assistant] That's so good. It's like being in an apartment that is on whose front porch.


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[Assistant] He, he was bad. I mean, he terrorized the Giants. He was, he was a beast. He, you know, he, he, he held down the middle of the field for the Eagles for a long, especially in the Super Bowl team. He was a monster that year. So not sad to see him go. The signing that really pissed


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[Assistant] Always burns the giant. Always. Always. Like, I think there was one year they needed like a fourth and eighty or something and Boston Scott like, caught as a receiver out of the backfield, caught like a ninety-eight yard pass and ended the giant season. So uhm.


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[Assistant] And he, and he doesn't play like that against anybody else. Just the giant.


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[Assistant] Not of all time. He might, might sneak into the hall of fame. The two rings helps.


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[Assistant] I mean the Hall of Fame, oh go ahead, I was gonna say one thing, the Hall of Fame is more about which fan base just whines until their guy gets in, and uh, I'm sure Eagles fans can handle that for now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uh, the one thing that is kinda disgusting, I think 850 million of it is being funded by the state of New York. So if you're-


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[Assistant] It's just, it's amazing to me, like, if you're a Jets or a Giants fan, or you don't even like football, you're paying for, and you live in New York City, you're paying for a stadium.


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[Assistant] They might have the roof areas, you know, uhm. I would rather pay taxes for my football


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[Assistant] Like, I don't know. He's definitely weird, but it's so complex and just...


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[Assistant] We're gonna need all the information. That's probably, probably Roger Goodell and the team is probably feeling the same way a lot of us are, like, what do we make of this? So that's why they're in this holding pattern on discipline. But as always, I will guarantee this, if I had to bet money, they will screw it up some way, because that's what they do when it comes to discipline.


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[Assistant] Has Roger Goodell ever issued fitting discipline for someone?


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[Assistant] I don't understand losing your temper, like I think we've all had, especially if you're married, like you've had...


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[Assistant] What was real? What's undebatable was how spineless.


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[Assistant] And weak. Everyone there reacted and how Hollywood as a whole just let that happen. And it sets a terrible precedent.


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[Assistant] For anyone telling a joke ever from now on, for me, I was a bouncer.


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[Assistant] If it escalates, yeah, I'm there to keep the peace, but it didn't. So I don't know. I don't know. If I'm Chris Rock and I get slapped like that, I'm sorry, we're throwing. We're throwing on national TV.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, someone's gonna have to separate me. Like, I get it, it's Will Smith, but like...


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[Assistant] I missed sudden death over time simply for the fact that back in the day, Marty Mournenweg won the coin toss and then deferred. And we don't get those moments anymore.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm thinking if I were Taysom Hill, like, I've just robbed the NFL of millions of millions of dollars and now I'm gonna be another tight end, like, in the league. So, good on Taysom.


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[Assistant] Quickly, but, like, where does he go? Like, I mean, the market continues to narrow.


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[Assistant] I think he's got a lot left in the tank and I think when that shoulder heals up, he'll be pretty darn good. It's just, he could end up going the Trubisky route.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. And the Redskins had a proud tradition in the 80s. You don't want the Fords to sell the Lions, do you? No, and you don't want the McCassey's to sell the Bears.


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[Assistant] Like his sentence needs to be extended or something, you know, like bad behavior or punishment for clapping back.


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[Assistant] Hey, you tried to steal my thunder. I'm the host of this show.


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[Assistant] And that happened to Scott Stapp too. Old ass reference right there. Welcome to Clickbait Sports. It is Thursday, November 11th. Happy Veterans Day to all the men and women that have served in the military like my father, Air Force Colonel, uh,


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[Assistant] And uh, 26 year veteran of the United States military. Uh, anybody else have relatives that in clickbait sports that are in the military?


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[Assistant] Even though he's not here to defend himself. Cause that's what happens when you talk all that smack. They have two losses on the season. Tom, what are you gonna win if they lose three games? What do you get from Scooter?


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[Assistant] Like a triple XXL. That is hilarious. So it's like completely worthless. Alright, first order of business. Odell Beckham.


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[Assistant] Signs with the Rams. At first, Schefter reported it. Everyone said, oh yeah, and then they kind of retracted it, but then it's now confirmed.


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[Assistant] Let's get our live reaction to that. Tom, I think you should go first because uhm...


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[Assistant] Cooper Cup. Yes, the Great White Hope Cooper Cup. Brandon, why don't you give me your reaction to Odell getting signed here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you said something, Tree, earlier about what this feels like. What does it feel like to you?


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[Assistant] No, Cup, Cupfer as good as he has been this year, he has been injury prone in the past. I mean, I think he missed like the majority of a season.


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[Assistant] My big thing with Odell signing with the Rams is there must have been some conversation because, you know, he narrowed it down to three teams, right? And they, it makes me wonder what the conversation was, or two teams there, Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, it doesn't really matter what...


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[Assistant] McVeigh said to Odell, cause if he comes to the team and he doesn't-


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[Assistant] Get catches or whatever, like, or he doesn't get open, like who cares, right? We were winning with you or we were winning before you came and we will win without you. Like you're just a low risk prop bet here that we're putting out on the field. And if you, if th- look,


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[Assistant] So yeaah, if he comes in and he doesn't produce anything, so what? You know, he could end up like, uh, Jalen Smith. Cut again. I don't think so, I think he'll be-


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[Assistant] Somewhat productive for the rams, but my question is, is like,


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[Assistant] How does this hurt the Cowboys, right? Because, or any other team that was contending for the NFC, uh, crown.


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[Assistant] The Buccaneers, etc. Yeaah, I mean, okay, it's just, it's one player, it doesn't really...


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[Assistant] It doesn't really change things. I think the bigger acquisition is Von Miller when he's healthy. Other than, um, then OBJ, but hopefully this lessens the Cowboys chance. Now that I'm using that as a segue to show you all my punishment. Some of you who are perceptive might be seeing this on the side of my freaking head because last week I won.


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[Assistant] I did, I had a stencil and everything and it was very difficult to do this, like, so thank god my art degree is coming in handy now that I can. Finally.


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[Assistant] One, one thing that I do wanna back up though with OBJ is that Sean McVeigh must be one heck of a salesman. Because like I said before, it doesn't matter what happens.


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[Assistant] His old team, Patriots, Legend, Cam Newton, Superman, um,


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[Assistant] What does this say about the Panthers? That they're that desperate.


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[Assistant] We're gonna talk about that later, though. That is part of the agenda, is Mac Jones vs. Brian Burns. But the thing is, like, Sam Donald, like, I know he's injured.


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[Assistant] I guess the Panthers are not sold on him. If they're willing to bring in Cam Newton, like they're not, they're not even like, Hey PJ, you know, make these couple starts and then Sam will come back and, and you'll, we'll give you a nice little pat on the head. Like they're willing to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm just, I'm just at a point where I haven't really. I'm getting taxed for it, but I'm not receiving. Oh, what's up, Ooch?


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[Assistant] Thaler's gone to Super Bowl, just a sandwich board or maybe make him wear a barrel.


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[Assistant] Next order of business, cause I, you know what, I don't think Kam is really does anything with the Panthers. He's so washed, it'll be a nice story, a nice end to his career, but uh, Inject Chicken is going into mode.


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[Assistant] Lat- next order of business since we are now halfway through the show and we have been waiting for this. The whole time.


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[Assistant] Denver Broncos get out what? That score was 30 to nothing, wasn't it? Like, I'ma let everyone go around here and just dunk on the Cowboys. Brandon, you get to go first.


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[Assistant] Say what you will about that game on Sunday. And Scooter's not here to defend himself.


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[Assistant] Alright, since you wanna talk tree, why don't you dunk on the cowboys right now. Give me your best, give me your best dunk on the cowboys. You lost to the bronco.


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[Assistant] On how to take care of the problem that is the Dallas Cowboys. Now, here's the thing. We all know that Tom made a bet with Scooter at the beginning of the season where he has to wear a giant Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey


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[Assistant] 30. They held the Cowboys. Now in back-to-back weeks, the Cowboys haven't even scored more than 22 points. You better watch out!


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[Assistant] Scooter with all that hubris here.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, I'd love to see this get taken care of next week. The Falcons beating the Cowboys would just be-


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[Assistant] And I would love to bet that game. Speaking of betting, Tom, where would you bet?


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[Assistant] Alright, everyone, it's unanimous. Everyone just go to Draft King. Look, oh, we dropped about 100 viewers because they're going to sign up for clickbait right now!


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[Assistant] Alright, a couple laundry list items here. Mac Jones.


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[Assistant] Generally a dirty move. Listen, Tom and I have trained jiu-jitsu. A heel hook is a dirty move when you're trained in jiu-jitsu, right?


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[Assistant] They don't even let you practice it until you get advanced because a heel hook is dirty. Matt Jones just does it to a guy out in front of


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[Assistant] 50,000 people. Like he just, and then he, alligator rolled him and tried to break his foot off.


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[Assistant] Which, uh, you know, is, is, is just, it just con-


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[Assistant] I think Mac Jones should be a Detroit lion because he's out there biting people's ankles, right, or kneecaps or something. He is, he is a Dan Campbell kind of guy. Now Brian Bird apparently said that there was no apology from Mac Jones and Mac Jones said, I'm not going to apologize basically because he's like, look, I tried to hurt you and I don't care.


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[Assistant] But Brian Burns said, was it today or yesterday where he said basically, uh, he was calling on the, he sent out the bat signal for the rest of the league to knock the


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[Assistant] Living F out of Mac Jones was basically what he said. How do y'all feel about that as a, uh, as a sound strategy? He's like, oh hey, we did a camp together back in 06. Can you hit Mac Jones in the face?


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[Assistant] So you're saying a special teamer rolls into the Patriots' bench and then takes out Mack Jones, like, and just undercuts him and just does a, like a ankle roll on him and then possibly does a full heel hook and just pops it. You think that'll happen?


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[Assistant] And the other thing that gets me was that, uh, Corenti threw the flag because he thought, uh, Marsh was staring at the bench. His back was turned to him. Like, he could have been staring at his feet. Like, he could have been looking up at his girlfriend in the crowd or something, you know, but no.


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[Assistant] And then the, the rep was like, whack, Rashid, you're out of here. I'm like, what? He just got fouled for looking at the rep. So I, I, I had asked me, that leads me to ask the question, what can the NFL do to make the product worse? What new rule could the NFL?


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[Assistant] In Act, that could make things worse than they are now. Cause they just finally got things to calm down, right? Like they finally over the Kaepernick stuff. They're over all the, you know, the, uh, the Rams, the, the, the challengeable pass interference. And here we are in 2021 with another unpopular rule. What can they do to make this product worse?


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[Assistant] I think that, uh, what they should do is if a team gets called too many times for taunting,


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[Assistant] Right? Then the other team gets to pick a player of that team, of the offending team and injure them on purpose.


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[Assistant] Like they just, they're like, all right, that's the third taunting call. They're going to bust out the metal baton and you can just pick one guy and just run up to him and just whack him in the back of his leg. And then he has to play like that for the rest of the game. I think that taunting should have a progressive, more progressive levels.


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[Assistant] of penalties for the taunting team. Like your player gets ejected and you get to cut off a body part of one player, like a hand, possibly a foot.


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[Assistant] And then, maybe his girlfriend could be the- could be the-


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[Assistant] He's not wearing a cheerleading outfit. Like I, I have, my spank bank is empty because I haven't seen Scooter in a Packers cheerleader outfit and I need to see that happen. So Scoots, you need to come back.


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[Assistant] Oh, that one is just, he just goes back into the pool every week. He's like, alright.


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[Assistant] But he did not consult Joe Rogan before getting the vaccine, and I don't know if it's as serious as that sort of clickbaity headline is, but I just hope that he recovers soon, and uh, I don't know, how do you feel about that, Tom?


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[Assistant] One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes of all time, it was that Mr. Pib, uh,


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[Assistant] Started making soda, but dude didn't even get his degree.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's bring up something that is relevant or that is interesting is Mike White is now named the starter for the Jets. Don't forget about Mike White.


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[Assistant] There. Do the Jets have a QB controversy now with Mike White, the most gifted athlete ever in the history of New York sports? Does Zach Wilson even get his job back when Mike White is doing all these special things?


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[Assistant] Alright, well Nate Peterman was in New York State.


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[Assistant] Dolphin's coming off a win against the worst team in the NFL history.


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[Assistant] Uh, the worst thing about the Texans was Tyrod Taylor was out there and he looked awful. Like he was falling over his own feet and he lost to the Dolphins. I think that tonight is gonna be, but even though the NFL is weird and weird things happen like the Broncos beating the Cowboys by 30, uhm, I think this is gonna be an AAS whooping. That's all I gotta say. Good ol' fashion but whooping.


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[Assistant] of, of a betting line because like if, if a team is favored by 16 in the NFL, they're going to lose, they're going to win, but they're going to win by 15. When it's like, when it's in that range of sub 10 sub, sub double digits, like that's where you bet, baby. That's where the blowout happens is right at minus eight.


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[Assistant] So I'm taking the ravens and the points, baby, tonight.


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[Assistant] Yes, I should do that in promo code. Clickbait! Clickbait! Love the Ravens tonight. What about you, Tree? Who do you think is going to win this game?


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[Assistant] Okay, then. That was completely unrelated to anything, but... No, but that's because Russell Wilson has god powers. That's right. He does. He married Ciara. Good for him. Tom, prediction tonight? Ravenswind!


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[Assistant] I need to see this. That is very phallic right there. Very phallic.


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[Assistant] What? The ravens! That's close too. A crow, basically.


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[Assistant] Pretty rough too. But I think, I think, I've, I've, I've liked the sandwich board idea with nothing, wearing nothing but the sandwich board, having to walk around the park, I think. Um, Sudowoodo? Or the Ravens? Uh, outfit. Or dressed as a member of the Dog Pound.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna stand there menacingly. You have to learn how to do a roundhouse kick like Cassius Marsh. I would love to see Tree attempt a roundhouse kick.


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[Assistant] How does a Sudowoodo costume exist? That's the question.


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[Assistant] Buy Sudowoodo costumes for cheap. No, that's not it.


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[Assistant] Oh jeez. Maybe you should have to buy a Chris LaTang body pillow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have to eat permantes. How about this? How about this? How about, uhmm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's gotta become it. I was thinking maybe he gets a sudo wudo doll, you know, and like puts it on his, uh, display in front of him and then eats the primantes, but that's not harsh enough.


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[Assistant] You'll never be allowed in the forest again if you do that.


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[Assistant] Alright, so there it is. You go buy that, and we'll see you next week in your pseudo-wudo costume. With the Primantis.


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[Assistant] You're just suckin' up to me man, come on.


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[Assistant] It was a very defensive game. It was, uh, one of those suffocating type of games that the Lightning have played in series ending games. Shout out Carolina to end their series. Shout out the Islanders. Won nothing to win that series playing a defensive game. Same thing happened here. They really didn't get Montreal any chances.


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[Assistant] But I mean, Vegas fell apart in the semi-finals, like, uh, they couldn't solve Vegas' counter, or sorry, Montreal's counter-attack, and they...


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[Assistant] Trade futures to get the Tyler Johnson contract off the books. Trade them to Seattle. They might be trading Cologne. They might be trading Yanni Gourde.


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[Assistant] The most I'd ever seen was a, uhm, 2016 game two. Penn shark Stanley cup final, Connor Sherry, scoring the game winning goal. That place exploded.


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[Assistant] Problems, I mean, I'm not that crazy about hurts. I mean, he's all right, but he has severe flaws and


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[Assistant] I watched a little bit of it, I watched most of the second half, uhm, Strong Clinical Performances, Montfort, I'm sorry, I'm calling St. Montfort, oh, I'm picking hockey again. Milwaukee was uhm, they had their moments, they had it like,


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[Assistant] Clickbait Sports, I'm your host as I found out 60 seconds ago, Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] And boy, oh boy, do we have a lot to talk about on this fine day. Before we get to that, let's do some introductions and talk about the people that are joining me. First, over, I pointed the right way. I'm getting really good at this. I know. Over here.


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[Assistant] We got the one, the only founder of Democatree, urinating tree himself.


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[Assistant] Gotta throw my barbs in when I can, that's all I'm good for. Yeah, it's fine. It's alright. Retribution will be swift.


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[Assistant] We have the man who, uh, is freshly groomed, looking good today. Mr. Brandon Perna from That's Good Sports.


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[Assistant] Who took some time off to go to the NBA Hype House? That's right! The man, the myth, the legend, the one, Skeeter McGregor!


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[Assistant] Absolutely. And finally, last but certainly not least,


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[Assistant] I want to explain the super chats and how they work, uh, if you're a first time viewer of this, uh, fine program.


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[Assistant] Everybody's streaming right now and the super chats are gonna go to the individual creators and the creator who has the most amount of money at the very end of the stream gets punished.


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[Assistant] Was the man who, uh, lost last week. And, by the way,


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[Assistant] We've had some great punishments on this show. And some not great. But we've had some great ones.


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[Assistant] We had five point with his ode to David Gellman, which was truly.


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[Assistant] A work of art. That was 10 out of 10. That was amazing. We had urinating tree critiquing the


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[Assistant] I had to spend $300 on a shampoo mascot.


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[Assistant] I had to make an original song about how Aaron Rodgers was not gonna go to the Denver Broncos and Mr. Perrin, I believe you have that to share with us today.


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[Assistant] I'm excited for the other one now too. If that is any indication of what's to come for the second one, then...


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[Assistant] Uh, yep. As, uh, the painful thumbnail and title, which just looks disgusting on my channel, uh, alludes to,


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[Assistant] This became a bit of a story, uh, what was it? Last week, I want to say, uh, when this was an option as the NFLPA basically announced that players could opt out for, uh, this upcoming season due to COVID concerns and


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[Assistant] They cannot opt back in. They cannot. They are unable to. So the deadline...


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[Assistant] Is tomorrow, Friday, 4pm Eastern.


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[Assistant] So this got into talks that Aaron Rodgers


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[Assistant] If you wanted to, if you wanted to be that guy, could opt out, which would cause other financial issues, but it's a different topic than what has been discussed of him either retiring or, you know, paying back money or what have you. So this has now been my life for the past 72 hours. So.


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[Assistant] Option one, he can opt out. Not opt out, sits out. So if he sits out and has nothing to do with COVID, he has to pay back about 30 million dollars. So that, that's, that's a heavy one. He misses 50 thousand dollars a day for each day of training camps, then he misses I think it's around 2 million dollars for like the entirety of it.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then for this specific one, I believe he gets to keep, what is it, 20? I think he's like, I think the Packers can recoup about 10. So.


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[Assistant] I mean, he gets to hold on to a bunch of money, but again, it's like the ultimate petty move. Like it's, that's super petty.


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[Assistant] And again, he would not be able to play. He cannot opt back in.


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[Assistant] No, the guy next to me, literally, like, he was texting, and he like showed me the text he was sending to his friend, and he'd sent it, and he's like, I'm next to the head coach of the Jets, and his wife is here, and I would drink out of her bathwater. Like, that's the text he sent to his friend, and I'm just like, okay, bud.


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[Assistant] You know, after all the investigating and all of the, uh, workplace toxicity and sexual harassment, uh, they were fined ten million dollars, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thank you. It was, uhm, it was weird. Like, Friday, cause obviously, like, you guys knew for a while, like, that it was happening, and then...


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[Assistant] The last day on Friday, like when I left, it didn't really like sink in because like it's summer vacation, so like I'm supposed to have off anyway, so like there wasn't really like this, you know, big thing.


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[Assistant] And then when I posted the video and I premiered it, like saying that I was leaving, like the-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was so great getting involved in basketball and then Janis gets her. Thankfully, it's not like, you know, significant.


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[Assistant] I wanted to say this too about the NBA because I will say like the NBA is like one of the best organizations when it comes to like supporting creators because like the NBA lets like YouTubers do like whatever the hell they want.


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[Assistant] And they don't. Like that, like the NFL honestly could learn so much. NFL claims everything instantly. NHL claims most things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I like, that's the thing, like when you're saying, you know, like the NBA hat, like it just brings more views to the, like the game and the product. Like, like we help.


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[Assistant] No, that's correct. You know, but I think it's just, it's crazy because like, yeah, an NFL house, that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Fine, then we just do a clickbait one. We don't even need the NFL. We go to a company and go, Hey, give us a bunch of money to rent out a house and we'll make content and you can sponsor it.


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[Assistant] Oh, but I want to, I do want to have that conversation in the last like five minutes about, I think that's a good one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've gotten, so I've been accused of being a bandwagon fan because I live in New York.


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[Assistant] But that's the thing, so like, I've been a fan since I was six years old of the Packers, so...


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[Assistant] I guess, and the reason I did is because the Packers beat the Cowboys, who my dad is a huge fan of. So like, that's the only reason why. So like, I feel like there's a certain amount of time that like,


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[Assistant] You're not a bandwagon fan anymore. So like, I think Five, you said this right before the show, like when we went live, like if you're like reppin' when like things are going poorly, like your team sucks, I don't think you're a bandwagon fan anymore. Like, cause a bandwagon literally is like you're hitching it


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna totally take a shot in the dark. Either one, it was for like contact, because I know the Seahawks got fined for that. I wanna say it was last year or two years ago because they were actually like hitting in practice and you weren't supposed to. Or it could be COVID violations. Like that's what I would get.


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[Assistant] Let's, uh, should we do the countdown, boys? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to do a 30 second countdown, the buzzer beater, to get all those donos in. So Tommy Nests, of course, to donate to five hot donos.


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[Assistant] And, uh, after this, no more dono.


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[Assistant] So basically what you're saying is at the end, we should tally up how much Scooter has made for all those returning people and have like one big punishment at the end.


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[Assistant] Alright. Five, you want me to go or you want to go? You go first, cause I, uh,


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[Assistant] I am at 224.59, and I know it, that two hundo from Benny Deck, buddy.


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[Assistant] Now, here's the thing. I was very impressed with Five's Ode to Gettelman. I feel like we should really use his artistic creativity again.


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[Assistant] I think, right, so, Five, I have a logistical question to ask you. Would it be easier for you to do this on a live stream or this show while it's going on? You have to participate and paint at the same time.


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[Assistant] So Bob Ross, dressing up, I think that's acceptable.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, fantastic. Mr. Brandon Perna, where can people find your fantastic singing voice?


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[Assistant] Alright, folks. Well, this has been a pleasure. Another, uh, harrowing episode of Clickbait Sports. I look forward to seeing Bob Ross next week. And, and listen!


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[Assistant] Maybe the costume comes in. So maybe you get double dose. So. Oh, double punishment week. Double dose. So, thanks folks. We'll see you next week. Later.


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[Assistant] Don't start with me, man. You put me through a lot of crap on Domster Fire, so do not go into this. It was your punishment time, baby.


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[Assistant] This is my taint. That is art.


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[Assistant] I was worried I was going to get shut down by Le'Veon Bell.


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[Assistant] You played the fifth, but I'm gonna be honest with you, deny, deny, deny. You're so deep in denial that you're probably somewhere in Egypt.


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[Assistant] Mark Murphy was still executive and he still is, but this was when Sherman was still your GM.


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[Assistant] They neglected him for years, he felt wasted, and I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I feel like...


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[Assistant] And I'm not saying they don't have power, it's a two-way street. You can't just let the players have all the power because, or else, like, you're gonna lose loyalty from your fans. It's like, okay, what if this guy leaves? You have a situation like the NBA where you're not really following teams, you're following players.


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[Assistant] Well the problem is also there's guaranteed contracts, that's the problem. And there's also ways that stop, say, like,


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[Assistant] Well, there's also like no trade clauses and modified no movement clauses, especially in the NHL. So they do have a say in that regard.


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[Assistant] I feel like the Broncos would rather have a fully healthy Jawan James starting at right tackle though, and him not having the injury.


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[Assistant] Fans are crazy. Once again, sport is business. If you're not producing, we want you out. It's a cruel way to do things, but at the end of the day, it's like employees. If you're not producing on the job,


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[Assistant] Pro athletes have been taught the risks of their profession. You know, someday it's going to end. Sometimes you're going to get screwed over. Sometimes it's unfair.


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[Assistant] But unfortunately, it's a cold reality of sports.


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[Assistant] For the Steelers, personally, I think they should make a trade for Aaron Rodgers. Ben Roethlisberger in the fourth round pick goes back.


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[Assistant] I mean, hooking up can involve repeating, I mean. But still, I feel like they're kind of comparable.


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[Assistant] I think, yeah, we need to do a special punishment for Tom, especially since he's been relishing in a bunch of our punishment.


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[Assistant] I have an idea. Montage of their past 10 NFC championship games.


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[Assistant] It will come. It will come. It will come. And there's an extra hundo out of the middle of nowhere. For me. Yeah, that's not to be. That's not to be.


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[Assistant] I got you, I got you, I got you. Alright, so listen, here's the thing, here's the thing. So, on draft day, one Adam Schefter was just like, haha, I'm going to ruin Packers fans' lives. Releasing this story, which was just an accumulation of information. Correct information. I'm sorry, what was that for again? Correct information.


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[Assistant] Uh, that Aaron Rodgers had some grievances with the Green Bay Packers. Uh, this snowballed and there was lots of media talking about, is it about the Jordan Love pick? You know, is it about the fact that he doesn't have any input on who's getting drafted? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right? All of this stuff, kind of just flurrying all over.


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[Assistant] The most recent news and I would say kind of the biggest news that we've gotten was from James Jones, which just came out and which James Jones basically was like, yeah, I'm not going to tell you the number one gripe he has with the team.


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[Assistant] But, Aaron's super pissed that a whole bunch of people have left Green Bay. So it wasn't the people that came in, it was the people that left. So like a Jordy Nelson, for example, who we had a great rapport with. And then you had guys like Julius Peppers, Charles Woodson, you know, Randall Cobb, all of these guys.


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[Assistant] But at Clay Matthews, but at the same time, and I highlighted this after Rogers lost, like after the Packers lost in the 2020 NFC championship game against the Niners.


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[Assistant] After that, he literally went on in his press conference and praised Goody to the moon. I was like, I have so much faith in him and so much trust in him. And then the Packers drafted Jordan Love. So I think it's just a culmination of a number of issues. So it's the people that have left and then


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they were playing on getting a quarterback regardless. I mean, Aaron Rodgers even alluded to that as well and flat out said like anybody they bring in, I'm going to beat out. I really don't care. Like this is before the draft and then a QB got drafted and this entire storm like kind of started.


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[Assistant] They could excuse it. It's still late July, mid July, something like that. Uhm, I think late July.


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[Assistant] You saw this coming! It's not that I saw this coming, no. I think at this point, like,


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers has no leverage. And I mean that, like, and I love Aaron Rodgers to death. He doesn't though, because if the Packers go, I'm not trading you this year, he's either retiring, which I don't think he's going to do, he's opting out, which he's going to have to pay the Packers about $30 million, or he plays football for them.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'd of course be bummed out and that would suck, but like, I like, I'm looking at it of like, I can't do anything about it. So there's no point in me panicking just yet. I'll panic when it happens.


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[Assistant] And basically said that like it's divided the fanbase, like half the people already like Roger's a crybaby, like just let him go and then have the other half are like Packer should bend over backwards to like bring him back.


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[Assistant] But I have to say, like, him missing OTAs for ME.


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[Assistant] Is not the worst thing in the world, simply because Jordan Love didn't have a preseason and right now Jordan Love is getting to practice with the first offense. So like, I actually like that a lot because it's going to help his development and Jordan Love is going to benefit from those snaps significantly more than Aaron Rodgers over three days.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so to that point, I think that, so I think we talked about this last week or two weeks ago, or maybe we were going to and we didn't. That article that came out about Tom Brady and like how Bruce Arians were like, hey, I want you to go and like scout wide receivers. And like, like Aaron Rodgers would be like sitting at home, like breaking things in half of like, I wish the Packers would let me do that. I think that.


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[Assistant] From a player perspective, players should do everything in their power to get the most out of football. Because there is such a limited time frame for their bodies, like to literally handle that. Get as much as you possibly can. I think it's a different conversation, and this is even with Aaron Rodgers as well.


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[Assistant] Aaron Rodgers might be upset that like, Jordi Nelson laughed, or Julius Peppers laughed, and like, all these guys. The majority of the guys I mentioned though,


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[Assistant] Went to the Cowboys, as you know Scooter, didn't do a whole lot. Julius Peppers went back to Carolina, didn't do a whole lot. So like, I think there's just a very big difference between like the GM's role and then a leader of a team, like a quarterback, because the GM has like, hey, I need to watch out for the whole team. And I know that you might think that this is the best for the team.


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[Assistant] I'm just like looking further ahead than you. I'm looking at a more macro level. That being said, Aaron Rodgers having some input in the team, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. And I don't think there's anything wrong with him asking for that because I think he's earned it. It just doesn't necessarily mean he's going to get listened to.


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[Assistant] I think, so honestly when it comes, so I have two schools of thought here. So cause the Packers are the complete opposite of that, right? Like they are pure draft and develop, especially under Ted Thompson to almost a frustrating degree. If you're really good at scouting and drafting, then that's a great strategy because you're going to be contenders for a really, really long time, right?


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[Assistant] However, I would also argue that like after the 2011 season, maybe even after 2014, uh, the Packers do not win a lot of those games without Aaron Rodgers. Like they had him fall down to like all the way down into the twenties and the 2005 draft and they struck gold.


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[Assistant] So I think that it's just a matter of how much do you believe in that front office and the scouting department because if they have proven that they can draft well,