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[Assistant] Ooh, I got a video I need a little help with the title on. What you got? It's about Larry Metunzel. I don't know what to do with this friggin' thumbnail or this title, but it's about his bong day draft story.


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[Assistant] How he turned into one of the most valuable draft picks ever, er, trade picks ever. I just can't get the right time.


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[Assistant] Which team's gonna win? By how much? Will they run a weird dumb stupid trick play to end the game? That is gonna be completely ineffective and won't work in a million years, especially after the opposing team sees what you're doing and calls a timeout.


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[Assistant] Here's the real difference between Dak and Josh Allen. Cause I like Dak. I think he gets too much shit. And Josh Allen...


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[Assistant] He won, just has a better arm. He's got just an insane arm.


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[Assistant] Uh, it wows people. It wows people. So Josh Allen has the wow factor. But the real difference is Josh Allen's legs.


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[Assistant] Josh Allen vs Dak Prescott on the ground, 762 rushing yards this year, 763 rushing yards last year, 7 TDs, 6 TDs, 8 TDs, 9 TDs, 8 TDs, that's every single year he's been in the league vs Dak, 182 rushing yards, 1 touchdown, 146 rushing yards, 1 touchdown. It's Josh Allen having that as part of his game.


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[Assistant] Makes him the guy that everything goes through him. And Buffalo does not have a good running game around Josh Allen. They never have. They don't commit to it.


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[Assistant] Even when Brian Dable was there, even though they were more effective with Brian Dable, it's, he beats you both ways and...


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[Assistant] Uh, I think you can win with Dak. I don't think it's all on him. I think they just need another dynamic playmaker on offense next to CD Lamb.


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[Assistant] Uh, possibly this is Kellen Moore's, uh, crap or get off the pot year as an offensive coordinator. And I don't think he's a bad offensive coordinator, but I don't think he's, I don't think the Cowboys really scare many, uh, people outside of the, the Vikings. Uh, maybe the Bucks.


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[Assistant] One year contract for Brock Purdy, anything else is a slap in the face.


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[Assistant] People want to throw that term around a lot, but this is the only guy drafted further down the board than Tom. Second, he's playing better than Tom Brady ever did in his first go around in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Waaay better. Waaay! Go look at ol' Tom Brady in the first round of the playoffs. He was dog shit, and they still won the Super Bowl. Okay? It was horrible. No, let's see, Brock Tourney did- Brock Tourney is wild ahead of him. He doesn't have the physical skills like Tom Brady, which is gonna benefit him in the long run.


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[Assistant] Kyle Shanahan knows that. It's the, the match, it's the perfect pair, like Brady and Belichick was.


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[Assistant] This guy, they give him a long term deal.


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[Assistant] You don't even think about starting Trey Lance. You trade him for more draft picks. You keep Jimmy G on as your backup to Brock Purdy because he'll run the exact same style of offense that Brock Purdy's running. And then you use those other draft picks for more offensive weapons. You have so many offensive weapons that you can't even use them all.


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[Assistant] They are. Cause I tried to make a joke that the Niners should just keep injuring their quarterbacks because the backup's like always better. How did that joke go?


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[Assistant] They were a fumble away from giving the Chiefs a run at the end.


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[Assistant] It was like a freak fumble that just pops out of Jamal Agnew's hands, and if you listen to the broadcast, they're like, get my chiefs force a fumble. It's like nobody forced a fumble.


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[Assistant] Did you see him talking about it on the sideline? No I did not.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's hilarious. Diggs is like, cause I don't know what teammate was asking him, he was like, what happened there? Diggs was like, I didn't, the ball wasn't supposed to be there, just hit me in the gut. I didn't even know it was coming. Wow.


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[Assistant] Bottom? Oh, that's what we call a segway. There are four teams left, okay? But only one can play in the big game.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go eagles. I really wanna take the 49ers, but, uh, eagles just look, they just look dangerous.


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[Assistant] Joe Barrow's the same quarterback every single week. He's like the third best QB in the NFL every single week. Every week. Just really, really good. He's never worse than that and he's just never, he's like statistically.


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[Assistant] I think he has to break down that Zeke play and the 14 second play from the season before and determine which play is actually worse.


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[Assistant] And you got an extra nine, nine, nine, nine. Oh, dang.


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[Assistant] Listen, I remember two weeks ago I lost and last week was really not the time or the place to do this punishment. We've been a little out of place. So now, here I am.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, the fumble was pretty bad, because I've seen that movie before. Last year, and the year before, and the year before.


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[Assistant] Anytime the packers fumble, it's usually not a good thing. And we kinda lost all momentum, and we weren't capitalizing in the red zone. I know Shocker, sit down for that one. And then I was like, oh crap, this could be a problem.


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[Assistant] You know, like, he still can make, like, amazing throws. The consistency that in which he can do it, though, is not there. So, like, you've seen it a few times, but I mean, like, that interception he threw was, like, the same deep ball that he forced to Devante Adams, and the same deep ball he forced to Alan Lazard, like, previously. Like, Packers fans have seen this, and, like, he still is, like, one of the best


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[Assistant] You know, like an elite QB talent, like it is to be mixed in with like, some...


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[Assistant] Like, they just haven't been good. Now, granted, he was going up against like the Buccaneers defense of the Super Bowl, which was really good, right? He was going up against the 49ers defense, which was really good last year.


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[Assistant] But this year, like, the line's defense wasn't great. So like, there really isn't an excuse for it. So yeah, it's not.


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[Assistant] What? Like, just walk outside my house?


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[Assistant] Post-game press conference, and you basically wonder like, he's talking about walking away from that money, you know, and like he doesn't


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[Assistant] I still am leaning towards he's going to come back. Uhm, that's just my gut feeling.


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[Assistant] Like, let's, let's keep it moving. If he doesn't and wants to play again, great, fantastic. I think like, the issue is, is that we went all in.


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[Assistant] So this is, I prefaced it with, that's their version of going all in, right? And that they're extending people, they're keeping guys on the team, like, they're literally like forcing, right? Like, hey, like, we're gonna, I hate you so much.


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[Assistant] We're basically going to like, this is our version of going all in. What the rams did, they mortgaged their future with draft picks. We mortgaged our future with actual like cap space and contracts, etc. So it's just a different way of doing it. And I feel like,


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[Assistant] I think at the end of the day, it's not a waste. I think that now that we have the gift of hindsight to look back and be like, I told you so, I told you we should have started drawing love, I told you we should have done this, that and the other thing. At the end of the day, like,


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[Assistant] That's what the GM, that's what Goody has paid the big bucks for. Like he's gotta make these really tough calls now of like who you're gonna have as you're starting QB next year.


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[Assistant] It has to be Mike McCarthy. It has to be. Like, come on now. Like, how many times are they gonna get bounced in the wild card? Like, it has to be.


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[Assistant] But then talk about how it ended last year. And then think of all the things that have happened this year to the team. If there's a team that'd be like a storybook, it would be the Buffalo Bills.


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[Assistant] Both of these teams, well, the Vikings and the Cowboys are both so boomer bust. And the Buccaneers are just not a good team. It's being played in Florida. I did pick the Buccaneers to win. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Doc, you mean this? It's a penguin! It's a sock, it's a puppet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this was from like a promotion back 2014 or 15. So this is what this is.


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[Assistant] I know Dustin Shor is actually mentioned in the super chat, but I had, I felt this for a while. The key's gonna be, uh, both lines, stretches. It's gonna be the off, uh, how can the Chiefs defensive line, can they do anything against the Eagles offensive line? And can the Chiefs offensive line hold their own against that ridiculously


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[Assistant] Deep and talented Eagles defensive line because my feeling is like if


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[Assistant] Things don't go well, especially considering that Frank Clark hasn't been Frank Clark this year. Chris Jones is gonna have to be Herculean.


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[Assistant] I mean, Lane Johnson's still kind of banged up at the same time. They've still been pretty solid and at the same time.


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[Assistant] It might get ugly if they lose the trench battle. That's all I'm going to say.


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[Assistant] If Kansas City can't hold their own on that side, that's what cost them in the last Super Bowl. Because remember, they were down both tackles. They were without Mitchell Schwartz and Eric Fisher.


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[Assistant] Listen, I was like, let me slide through real quick. I missed my people. How are we doing? We're doing good.


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[Assistant] I'm doing alright. Listen, I just want to thank everyone for praying for my dad. He's doing alright. Uhm, please just continue to pray. We're taking everything a day at a time. Let's see what God has in store.


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[Assistant] I can guarantee we will not be seeing another Philly Special, uh, in the Super Bowl. They've scouted for this. It will not happen again.


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[Assistant] If I had to guess of anything though, I'm gonna guess it's gonna be some...


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[Assistant] I think they're going to do a trick play from that formation. They already like, they already showed some of it when they lined up and they did like a sweep instead of the traditional QB sneak. Uh, but yeaah. They're definitely innovating with that play and I think something like that is going to, uh,


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[Assistant] Going to come around. Maybe like a fumble ruski from that position. Uh, we'll see though. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Honestly, a lot of people think Kellen, uh, has been unfairly scapegoated. A lot of Chargers fans and my tweets chirping it up about how Kellen Moore is the greatest offensive coordinator of all time. Okay, we'll see.


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[Assistant] That makes more sense. And this is a problem, right? He's an eagle. He's an eagle. I'm over here looking at these TikToks. Him and his brother. I'm laughing. He's over here dancing.


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[Assistant] I don't like that. I don't want to be rooting for these people. I don't want to be laughing at your TikToks and you're an eagle. So listen, I can


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[Assistant] I wouldn't mind either way what the mom decides to do. But honestly, it's gonna be very difficult. Because right now, I say Jason has it as it stands right now. Travis, you're gonna have to do something.


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[Assistant] So what have we talked about before I got here?


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[Assistant] Oh, well, the key to the game is, uh, Jalen Hurts. That's the key. If Jalen Hurts has a great game, the Eagles will win, in my opinion. If Jalen Hurts has an


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll just, we'll keep it there. As Jalen Hurts goes, that's how I see this game going. Oh! Here's what I want to ask, okay? I want to ask this to the chat as well. You know where I'm at.


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[Assistant] Okay, you know how I feel about this team. I still think they're fraudulent. I think they have had the easiest path to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] That a team has ever had potentially. It would not surprise me if they go out and get blown out 40 to 3.


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[Assistant] That's true, but what I'm saying is I would not be surprised if this was a blowout because of how...


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[Assistant] They got here. They're not tested. This could be literally the first test the Eagles face. And you know what? If the Eagles do go out, and if the Eagles do win the Super Bowl, I'll tip my hat. I'll say, you know what? You know what? They weren't fraudulent.


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[Assistant] Here's my question to you guys though. Would you guys be surprised


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I mean, they dominated though.


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[Assistant] And the Giants had a penchant for- And what game can you point me to and say, see? See? This game, this makes them the real deal. There's no game. Because it hasn't happened.


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[Assistant] There's no game that the Eagles have played this year that you can look at and tell me, that's the game.


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[Assistant] They crushed. They whipped the titans. Vikings? Oh yeaah. They beat the Packers. Vikings? That's who you're pointing to? To say the Eagles are legit? They beat the- Oh yeaah. They crushed pretty much everyone that's thrown at them. The only reasons they lost were because they fumbled a bunch of balls against Washington and Jalen Hurts got injured for two weeks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I mean, Rosie. You're right. Like they don't really have, they have a bunch of like teams that should be good, but don't, they disappoint in a lot of ways. Like the Chargers cannot beat the Chiefs. You just can't.


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[Assistant] My only rebuttal to what you're saying, Perna, is the fact that, yeaah, I mean, the Chiefs did struggle against some bad teams, but so did the Eagles.


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[Assistant] Look, all I know is, there is no one saying to me,


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[Assistant] Excellent with Devonte Smith and AJ Brown. They have one of the best offensive lines in football. Their defensive line is flush with depth.


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[Assistant] Four players with ten plus sacks, plus they have Jordan Davis and Anadamakong Su and Linval Joseph. And...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like they traded picks for him. That's why they, they are the, one of the better teams on paper I've seen in a while. And I hate Philly. And I have to respect them for what they are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it doesn't seem like they've been challenged because they just dominate everyone.


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[Assistant] That is a very interesting adaptation.


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[Assistant] Of what you want the Super Bowl to be like. Adaptation, that's


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[Assistant] Is he the only Gator in this game? Actually Chauncey, uh, Chauncey Gardner plays on the Eagles, so either way, Gators are winning.


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[Assistant] Hopefully Chauncey gets traded to another team and he gets a Super Bowl that way. We'll see. We'll see how it plays out.


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[Assistant] Say 17 to 13 chiefs at halftime.


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[Assistant] And then what ends up happening during Rihanna's halftime show is that Bane blows up the field.


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[Assistant] The entire stadium collapses on itself and Bain has a huge speech.


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[Assistant] about how everyone needs


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[Assistant] And then, and then Jason Gelsie comes out as Batman and just starts throwing batarangs and just starts fighting. He brings, he frees the cops from the basement and just, they have a big fight in front of Independence Hall. Good times.


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[Assistant] Oh, but didn't you hear NFL hasn't been better than it has been already. You know what I mean? Yeah. His nose just grew like six inches, but you know what? If he believes it, it's all that matters. He literally said.


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[Assistant] The more egregious example was Chief's Raiders. That happened like, I think, week five or six, where the Raiders got a bunch of calls early on, there was a really bad roughing the passer penalty, and then the refs decided they didn't want to die, so they just gave a bunch of penalties to the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] And then y'all remember the Janet Jackson?


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[Assistant] I mean, I gotta go with something that made my 15 year old horny mind come back into the forefront. Shakira and Jayla.


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[Assistant] Well Fergie was, since Fergie came into that band, they were always, they weren't that good.


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[Assistant] The first time I ever heard of Bruce Springsteen, I think, was him playing the Super Bowl. I had not, I had no idea who this guy was. I was like...


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[Assistant] What? Really? I need to look at a list of all the performance. Maroon 5? Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] I'm trying out for first tier. Top 5 worst Super Bowl halftime performances. I'm looking at the list right now. Okay. 2010, they had The Who.


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[Assistant] What the heck? They had a Motown? Bruh, Motown's 40th, 1998?


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I probably do, but not by name. By character. I need to see his face.


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[Assistant] This is, I'm learning new things every day. This is crazy. I love this man and the Sopranos.


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[Assistant] Alright look, I'm gonna try and be as realistic


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[Assistant] As possible, okay? And this is what I believe. Okay, based on everything I've already said, I honestly believe it's going to be Kansas City by two touchdowns or more. Kansas City by two touchdowns or more. The Eagles are untested. And you know what? If they win, I will tip my hat.


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[Assistant] Ooh, Super Bowl prediction score. I gotta go.


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[Assistant] There's breaking news from Tom Pelicero. Apparently the Saints and Raiders already have the framework for a Derek Cartrade in place. Oh my goodness. But nothing yet. So that is just the rumor going on right now.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't think it's going to do much for the Saints. Their issues are more than quarterback, I feel like, but whatever.


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[Assistant] If it works for them, I like Derek Carr. Wishing nothing but the best of luck.


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[Assistant] I think both the cars have gotten a bad shake of things in the NFL. I think, uh, David Carr was, could have been a really great QB but just ended up on the Texans.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't think they should be giving up a first rounder, especially with that contract.


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[Assistant] Is views and money? No, if they want views and money, they're pissed at the bills because they didn't get that neutral side AFC championship game. And I wonder if they've changed it either way. Cause they wanted that demo.


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[Assistant] Oh, I already experienced it five years ago. Trust me. You want that again?


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[Assistant] Well I, as I said, I already experienced it, unfortunately.


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[Assistant] And I've resigned myself to having to accept it and the entire area of Philadelphia be destroyed by a cloud of toxic smug that just engulfs that city.


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[Assistant] No one wants to see this naked. Let's be real here. Can we do a- I do. Not even any girl what, that's why you do it in the dark.


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[Assistant] I got a, uh, Haters God debriefing came out yesterday and, uh, me and 5 are doing a Super Bowl stream on the dumpster. We are. We are.


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[Assistant] Uh, directly following this, DraftKings actually approved my video. It is, it is following. I had mine yesterday.


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[Assistant] If you've been following the NFC meetings, NFC East meetings, this is the pre Superbowl meeting between all the NFC East teams. So that'll be dropping within a couple of hours.


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[Assistant] And also NBA trade deadline. Wow, Kevin Durant's on the suns now. That video will be out either later tonight or tomorrow. And once again, please just


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[Assistant] Of taking at least a five dollar bet. Putting that five dollar bet on a pre-game money line wager. And if that bet hits, oh, you better believe you're going to get a hundred and fifty dollars in free bets from Dropdreams!


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[Assistant] Oh, who left their, who left their super chats on? Who didn't put a fundraiser on?


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[Assistant] Amazing. Adam, what are you raising for? Uh, Alzheimer's Association. We're out of the gate already. We've raised $170.


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[Assistant] So, I'm very grateful for that. And Anonymous gave $5.


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[Assistant] See, I have a hot take. I have a disagreement with you on that. I think, uh, that


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[Assistant] Zach Wilson's answer did not factor into his benching. It was his atrocious play on Sunday! Like that alone was worth a benching. Even though his record is 5-2 in games that he has started.


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[Assistant] He is trash! He is terrible. His feet were terrible. His technical ability as a quarterback?


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[Assistant] Is not where it should be in his second year. And he has no business. He is not better than Mike White. He is not better than Joe Flacco. He could answer that question as right as possible. He could have been like guys.


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[Assistant] It was all me. I am the reason. And everyone would have been like, yup, you absolutely right. Sit your tail on the bench. He is bad.


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[Assistant] It don't matter how he answered that question. Robert Salah, he just gave him the excuse to bench Zach Wilson. He already had the reason.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, it is, it is, yeaah. I mean, Steve Young is the weirdest.


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[Assistant] Wondering why they do not put in as nearly the amount of production that you put in when you grew up in a middle class military family at the bottom of the middle class and you're just like, oh, this dude does not care whether he gets fired or not because he's, he's got an allowance from his parents.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing I don't get, like, you already know how not good Kyle Allen is. Like, Kyle Allen is just, he's a tank commander. Like, they're just clearly bringing him in so that they can lock up that number one pick! They are tanking hard!


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't you let Davis Mills learn some more NFL football?


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[Assistant] Who is a worst number one overall pick? Jameis Winston.


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[Assistant] Or Baker Mayfield, who has had a worse career.


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[Assistant] Look, I mean, Jameis had one of the worst, well, I guess, best, worst seasons ever, the 30 for 30. Like, that was something to have. Now, does Jameis have any playoff wins?


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[Assistant] No, yea, I don't think you ever made the playoffs. So Baker has a one playoff win. And against the Stellars. And against the Stellars.


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[Assistant] That's why the question's tough for me. Now, if you throw Sam Bradford in there as a number one, like out of those three, who's worse? Is Sam Bradford worse than Baker Mayfield? Who has had a worse career between Baker and Sam? Cause I do agree with Baker.


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[Assistant] We're talking about Bradford. Sam Bradford was the number one overall pick. He was a better quarterback.


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[Assistant] There's two glass knees versus the career of Sam Bradford versus the career of Baker Mayfield. Two Oklahoma boys.


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[Assistant] Who was worse? If Baker's career ended today, who had a worse career?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'd say Bradford had a worse career because he was never healthy and he was just tears.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was always tore up. At least Baker, Baker was like, yeah, I'll play on this destroyed shoulder. And it cost him his, pretty much his career.


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[Assistant] You didn't just see what we did to the vikings?


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[Assistant] Listen, I don't know what was worse or what was more of an indictment that the, I mean, the Cowboys, did they play good or did the Minnesota Vikings, were they, had they just been frauds this whole time? Like, it was very-


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[Assistant] Not the Cowboys being good. The Giants have no O line. They have no receivers. It's going to be a bloodbath and it's going to be over early, but you don't want to peak in November. You want to peak in January. So get all these good wins out while you can. Come, yeah, come January, come February.


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[Assistant] Mike, remember this team is still coached by Michael McCarthy. True. Okay. And that's not changing. You're not going to fire him between now and the playoffs, which you should. You should do a NHL where they just fire their coach mid-season and then win the Stanley Cup. You can't do that.


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[Assistant] He will commit some egregious blunder at the most crucial time.


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[Assistant] Thursday, we come back next week, after tomorrow, and both


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[Assistant] Those running backs probably have 200 yards each. I don't, this is gonna be ugly. Like, the strategy, I agree though, Brandon.


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[Assistant] Brandon, like if, if Mike McCarthy's smart enough to give the ball to, uh, Pollard seven out of 10 times and then use his eco Elliott on the goal line or a third yard and shorted, they're not going to get off the field. Like they're just going to drive down the field. That's why they are a threat to make a run. But again, it's Mike McCarthy. So.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jerry Jones will call down there and make sure that Ezek gets the ball more than Tony.


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[Assistant] Lion, Leonore, Leonore of Douchebagia. Thank you.


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[Assistant] What's a better scenario, right? Like love plays well, gets his fifth year option.


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[Assistant] Oh, here he goes. I gotta read it now. Uh, the weather is cooler!


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[Assistant] While you're hanging around with the gravy bowl. I like how Tom is still dancing, even though he is not on screen. I love it back there. He's a warrior. If you're in a state.


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[Assistant] Again, I have something to disagree with here because of what I know now.


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[Assistant] All the dominoes that have fallen because you took Surtain instead of Fields.


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[Assistant] It doesn't lead to the Nathaniel Hackett hire because they bring in a coach that can nurture young fields.


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[Assistant] And develop him into a decent player, so then you wouldn't have hack it, you wouldn't have...


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson, you wouldn't have all these problems. You'd be in a better off situation than you are now, which is handing over wins to the Las Vegas Raiders. You are responsible for 66% of the Raiders wins. You, it's ugly. It's bad.


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[Assistant] Should have never taken, the right move was to take Sir Tame, the historically better move would have been to take Justin Field. Too many. Even as bad as he was last year.


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[Assistant] Are there any more things we can attach to your body for uhm, for money? Like a Christmas tree. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's just, that's just lawyer speak. That's just, that's so they're, they're not liable. It's like the coffee's hot. You know what I'm saying? Like. The coffee is hot.


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[Assistant] I'm at 280, but I'm not, I tried to donate at the beginning of the stream, but it, I'm not sure if I donated half of that or if that was, oh wait, I just got, uh, another 50, so I'm up to 330 from anonymous. Thank you, anonymous.


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[Assistant] I am really looking forward to my Thanksgiving being ruined by the Cowboys. Like this, first, first the, the Lions will lose for the 80th year in a row, whatever. They just, I don't know why they, it's like hosting a party where your house gets trashed every time. Like they just keep doing it.


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[Assistant] Look, if the Giants can run the ball up the middle, if they can get some a-gap runs that are successful and move Micah Parsons off the edge to where he has to come into the middle, then the Giants have a chance, but if they're able to stop the a-gap,


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[Assistant] Is to crowd the a-gap and put Parsons out on the edge. It's gonna be a long.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna have to say because I get ham all year round, you know what I'm saying? But turkey is only like a two day out of the year.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm just gonna say turkey in the moment on Thanksgiving is number one. Ham is beast. Don't get me wrong. Ham is beast. Ham is like, but ham is the, uh, is the Ezekiel Elliot to the Tony Pollard. Turkey is Pollard. Okay. Turkey should be leading the attack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we hit up to 390. Are we gonna, are we gonna go ahead and call it?


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[Assistant] Let's go! I'm at fourteen hundred.


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[Assistant] Wow, we raised collectively like $5,000. You can't do magic.


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[Assistant] BOOM! I told you it was like $5,000! It's more like...


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[Assistant] Close to 5,000. Alright. Alright. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] Sports ball, sports ball coming out kids.


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[Assistant] Here's what I'm going to say real quick before I get into this, uh, we're just talking about Zach Wilson, right? None of the others.


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[Assistant] Okay, real quick, if we hit a goal of $1,000, which we've already hit, 557, I bought purple pasties.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, we talked about this on GPS a really long time ago, all the way this morning. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Again, I think it's kind of a mix of both. The guy has not played well, uh, and at the same time, you know, the...


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[Assistant] And then maybe he at least, uh, performs a little bit better in terms of, you know, leadership.


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[Assistant] Not yet, but when, uh, the Packers lose to the Eagles, and then they're likely, they're really close to being mathematically eliminated. Well, as soon as they're mathematically eliminated, I think they're gonna put Rodgers on IR for his thumb, and then they're gonna start Jordan Love to see what they got there.


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[Assistant] And Rod's just confirmed he broke his thumb in the London game.


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[Assistant] Cause this was actually confirmed by One Big B, a Make-A-Wish recipient and a good friend of the show on the Underage Packers podcast. He confirmed this during his Make-A-Wish visit the other week. Oh, really?


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[Assistant] Broke that news, uh, yes, and also,


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[Assistant] I mean, I also think the way he's playing is being grossly over-exaggerated how bad it is, but he isn't playing like Aaron Rodgers like he has in the past few years.


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[Assistant] Then you have to pick up his fifth year option. The problem is that Aaron Rodgers is-


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[Assistant] Because the Packers really don't have too many options. There's so many pundits out there saying like, oh, we can get trade to the Jets or the Raiders or the Seahawks or whatever crap is coming out of people's mouths.


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[Assistant] But the honest truth, it's gonna cost a crap ton of money just to trade him because we owe him money from previous contracts. So yeah, no, we pushed, we kicked that can so far down the road, like it's gonna be very difficult.


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[Assistant] Who's the bigger one? It' or Baker Mayfield. You k didn't draft him first o first round pick that whol much bad. A. J. Dillon w


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[Assistant] That's the thing though, too, Scooter. I mean, look how you guys utilized Micah Parsons against the Packers. He, like, barely did anything because they were not playing him in his, like, premium position.


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[Assistant] I never had vegan ham, but uh, I honestly hate turkey even when I was eating meat for like over 20 years. So I never liked it. Not a huge fan of ham either. I agree with Perna. Turkey, like Thanksgiving food is so overrated.


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[Assistant] For your sports needs, we have a great show lined up for you today. I'll be hosting. My name is Scooter Magruder. I'm joined by four other top tier sports creators in the world. To my left.


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[Assistant] That's my right! It is none other than the legendary Yinzer of Yinzers!


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[Assistant] The Broncos turning things around? Question mark!


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[Assistant] TDG, Tom Grassi, what's going on?


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[Assistant] This group of misfits, we have none other than New York Giants fan himself, Five Points Vids. How's it going, brethren?


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[Assistant] One question that needs to be answered, chat, and that is, who is the most hated QB in the NFL? We begin with none other than Mr. Unlimited.


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[Assistant] Irritating tree. Why do people hate on Russell Wilson? Where does this stem from? Cause he seems like a nice guy. Where, where is this hate coming from?


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[Assistant] We're gonna stay with the veteran QBs underperforming this year. Tom, that means we're asking you a lot of questions about your board, Aaron Rodgers.


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[Assistant] This question is for tree and five. Uh, so between the two quarterbacks we've already discussed, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson. Which one's more hated, in your opinion? If we have to choose one to be the most hated, be the title right now. Chat?


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[Assistant] Now it's one thing to be hated on by the fans, the media, even your own teammates, right? That can be normal. But what happens when it's a former teammate who starts hating on you? I don't know if any of you guys were able to catch these tweets. Patrick Peterson came out and basically said,


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[Assistant] Kyler Murray doesn't care about anyone but Kyler Murray. To which Kyler Murray then responded and said, listen,


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[Assistant] You have my phone number, Patrick Peterson. If you wanted to talk about something, you could have just hit me up, not posted this online. So that's your.


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[Assistant] Uh, what are we doing right now? Podcasts. Podcasts. So that your podcasts can get more views.


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[Assistant] Tree, let's start with you. What do you think about this situation?


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[Assistant] Tom, was this just a move to boost the ratings of Patrick Peterson's podcast or you think there is some ill will here between the two?


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[Assistant] Okay, so where there's smoke, there may be fire. And there's definitely fire in this franchise right here.


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[Assistant] The Cleveland Browns. I don't know if you guys know this, Deshaun Watson is coming back. He will be QB1 for the Cleveland Browns. Uh, rapid response. Is Deshaun Watson the most hated NFL QB right now?


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[Assistant] Anyone, go ahead, take the field. This is, this is your oyster.


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[Assistant] Brandon or Tree, thoughts on Deshaun Watson being the most hated QB in the NFL?


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[Assistant] Brandon, thoughts on Deshaun Watson, and we can move forward.


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[Assistant] If I were a player on the Browns organization, especially if I were an offensive player, and uh, I didn't really agree with what happened, so.


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[Assistant] I believe Kurt Thuggins is a direct result of what winning can do as a QB.


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[Assistant] All it takes is for you to win and everyone forgets.


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[Assistant] You were mediocre the past x amount of years. What have you done for me recently? That's the type of league we live in. That's the type of world we live in. Five. What were you gonna say?


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[Assistant] Well, we just got a, we did get a donation from someone who was talking about Baker Mayfield. Was that going to be?


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[Assistant] Uh, his demise was a direct result


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[Assistant] This is not just Baker Mayfield. It's happened to a lot of people where if you are doing a lot of commercials, people just get tired of seeing you.


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[Assistant] It's half of my audience saying we need to start Cooper Rush. We're week 13 into the NFL season. So what it, what is it like for non Cowboys fans? What's the opinion on Dak Prescott? It's like, you know, like buttholes, you know, everybody has.


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[Assistant] I actually have met Dak and I can't say he was very nice in person. Uh, Tom, I saw you were ranking NFC East quarterbacks. Can you repeat that ranking please for everyone else?


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[Assistant] You kind of suck. You didn't perform and you were drafted like a Johnny Manziel. So it's, it's fascinating to see why people hate on these QB speaking of.


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[Assistant] So I think it's time we wrap up this, uh, I think it's time we wrap up this game on QB's and so we're going to end it with


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[Assistant] Who I believe is the most hated QB in the league despite Deshaun Watson existing, and that is...


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[Assistant] Tom Brady. I feel like Tom Brady is the most disliked QB universally.


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[Assistant] To me, the reason I dislike Tom Brady the most really wasn't because he won a lot. I mean, yes, I did dislike him because he was winning a lot, but that wasn't the main reason. The main reason is because


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[Assistant] This man complains all the time. He like every play is complaining to the refs and worse, he gets the calls. So it's like bruh, what is going on?


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[Assistant] As he's just taking initiative, he's being a strong leader. But comparatively, what I've noticed when black QBs do the same thing, it's not the same comparison.


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[Assistant] Whereas a Cam Newton gets hit just cause it's the same thing with like Dwight Howard in the NBA. Because you're bigger, because you're stronger and faster, you don't get the same calls that a Tom Brady would get for whatever reason. Brandon, look like you're about to say something.


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[Assistant] Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. Let's go around and we're all gonna say who we believe is the most hated quarterback in the league.


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[Assistant] Right now. So current QB in the league right now. Most hated. I will begin.


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[Assistant] I'm still going Tom Brady. I don't care what any of y'all say. Time has not done anything for me. I dislike this man. He needs to retire immediately. Tree, who are you going with?


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[Assistant] For me, Russ is not hated, he's more memed. Which is like a different- Oh maybe, yea. Just like a different-


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[Assistant] And it might be Watson whether he plays good or bad, to be honest.


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[Assistant] We move on though, some housekeeping and this is going to be a shorter clickbait because we have to, we have some things we gotta take care of.


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[Assistant] It's been reported that he wants multiple years and that Jerry Jones is willing to potentially do a contract like this.


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[Assistant] You are the most negative fan for a team sitting at seven and four that I have ever encountered in my life.


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[Assistant] Let's see, let's see how it plays out. Uh, wrapping up OBJ.


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[Assistant] Tom, would this be a good hire for the Cowboys? Brandon, what do you think? Should this be a, uh- AOBJ?


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[Assistant] Round us out. OBJ to the Cowboys, OBJ to the Bills, to the Giants. What's the best landing position?


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[Assistant] Let's see how it plays out. For me, personally, I have a 40% chance of OBJ coming to the Cowboys, only because we recently activated James Washington.


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[Assistant] And so it's almost like we are getting a receiver in James Washington. This is our Kaderia's Tony type player, even though we already have Pollard out there. So it's just going to be interesting to see how this all plays out. We move on to the Thursday night football game.


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[Assistant] Bills vs. Patriots. Let's preview this. Who ya got?


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[Assistant] And why? Let's start with TDG Tom Daniel Grassi.


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[Assistant] I got the bills, never bet against Josh Allen. Let's head to the countdown, right now.


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[Assistant] Ugly. Tom, what is coming out? We know you're streaming the game tonight.


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[Assistant] Been loving your travel or no travel video. Thank you. A new series on Instagram. I got a college video dropping, the last college video of the season, week 13 dropping a little bit after this. Tomorrow is also


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[Assistant] And we're probably losing to Miami because this is usually how it goes. I am ready to be heard again.


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[Assistant] Maybe you wanna bet on them. Maybe Scooter's like, you know what? I'm gonna put my faith into action. I'm putting some five bucks on the Dallas Cowboys. I'm putting five points bids on the Dallas Cowboys. And you know what? He becomes 200 points bids. 205 points bids. Because it cashed.


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[Assistant] I do have a question. How was it like to be joining?


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[Assistant] The Old Takes Exposed Club. The Freezing Cold Takes Club. Oh well, this is the thing. That guy hates me.


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[Assistant] It was beautiful. Well, here is a dramatic interpretation of what happened.


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[Assistant] I know he is injured, but it's not as injured as your special teams unit is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just get a trash can and just bang it. That's how you win. That's hilarious. Uh, Scooter, did you answer the question?


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[Assistant] Yes, that's what I was about to say. The only weapon Skylar wants is on Call of Duty Multiplier.


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[Assistant] I would ask this question, but the check cannot bounce.


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[Assistant] $14,000 check for winning the 50-50. Tries to cash it, his check bounces, and he pays a $50 chart fee for the bounce check. But to answer your question, not really, because their issues in Washington aren't really worth it.


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[Assistant] quarterback per se. Their defense with offensive li


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[Assistant] Giants, Giants are a cult in their own, so you know what? They're already too far lost, Brandon. Okay. That's fair.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I feel like Tampa Bay lost that game more than Pittsburgh won. We're still in a state of disarray and wondering how the heck we actually won that game. Is Kenny Pickett not injured? Is he good? He is, it's still up in the air. If he's clear from his concussion, he'll start. If not, we're going to back to Kiss and Titties.


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[Assistant] I would say there's been some drama in Pittsburgh land. Apparently there was an argument in...


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[Assistant] Uh, we're playing Miami and we may win and we're going back on the false hope train, but anything is just false hope at this point. We know this team's not good. This is how it should have been in 2020. We're just not getting any fluke stuff, but we will ride the Super Bowl all the way


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[Assistant] To the end of our cliffs, I, as I said on Dumpster Fire on Tuesday, I am the dude from Dr. Strangelove with the cowboy hat going off and I'm riding the nuke all the way to my death.


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[Assistant] I personally believe that


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[Assistant] He's got too many connections. When Jerry Jones dies, I think that's when the dominoes start falling.


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[Assistant] Wow. He's got all the dirt men.


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[Assistant] We've got Baltimore Tampa Bay. So maybe okay.


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[Assistant] Well, I've mostly been releasing a couple vids in this-


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[Assistant] time frame. So probably sports ball I released yesterday, might release a vid this weekend. I'm not sure. And then sports ball next week. So mostly doing prep for future vids.


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[Assistant] I'm watching it, so. I'm working on my own.


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[Assistant] Let's just get into the punishment. How can we start there, Brandon? Yes. Let's, okay. Let's start the punishment. Okay, so for my punishment...


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[Assistant] I was forced to watch seasons 1 through 4.


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[Assistant] So far, I have gotten through one and two on stream. If I lose today.


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[Assistant] I've already been told my punishment will be I have to watch the East and West saga as well. Uuuh. I'm scared.


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[Assistant] Here's what I know so far. Here's what I can tell you thus far.


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[Assistant] Going into, uh, potentially the East and West saga, potentially season 3, from the beginning, okay?


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[Assistant] First and foremost, everyone who can hear my voice right now needs to watch Coach for a variety of reasons. But beginning with, this series is about Tom Grassi, who becomes the coach, the coach of the Packers, okay? But it goes deeper than that. Season one, we are introduced to Tome.


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[Assistant] Tome, okay, Tome, the Vikings fan, who helps, who helps this man along the journey. He helps him as a coach, win some of the Madden games. We also meet Junior, right? Junior is revealed in this episode and towards the end of season one, we are introed to a malevolent individual, uh,


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[Assistant] Okay. That's where we're at so far and there's a fight going on. There's a lot of metaphors in this series. Nothing is as it seems. Okay. We also have Jade in this series initially to start things off.


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[Assistant] All I can tell you is this, cause I don't wanna spoil it for you. You guys really need to watch this. All I can say is this.


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[Assistant] Season three and potentially East and West saga, we're picking things up with a fight. Okay. It is a fight.


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[Assistant] For your brain, for your brain power, for good and evil, there's a lot of metaphors. That's all I can, I don't want to ruin it for everyone, so I'll just leave it.


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[Assistant] With that. Okay, we are going deep into the lore.


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[Assistant] And we'll see what happens. We will see what happens. I'm excited to find out what the, where this twists, these twists and turns go. I've also been told like I'm in the East and West saga. Like I have no idea.


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[Assistant] I'm excited though. If you have not watched coach start today at the beginning.


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[Assistant] Get through the Madden gameplay, okay? It's gonna feel like long, it's gonna feel, it is gonna feel long. Get through the Madden gameplay!


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[Assistant] There are big reveals at the end. Literally I went like this. First of all, my eyes started watering and I went like this.


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[Assistant] I'm so seri- like you think I'm jo- I'm dead seri- I literally went like this.


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[Assistant] Seriously. Like, seriously. This man. This man.


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[Assistant] And moreover, what this did was show me something as well. Because if you look at...


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[Assistant] My channel, right, a lot of YouTube creators, we just do what we know works. That's what I do. I know I put out a Cowboys reaction. It will hit. I know I put out a NBA fans. It will hit. I know this. There's historic, historical accuracies we can track.


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[Assistant] But this series showed me that, you know what, maybe it's not always about, uh, numbers. It's not always about trying to make videos that will make a lot of views. It's not always about that. Sometimes as creators, we need to make stuff


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[Assistant] For ourselves, a passion project, things that we enjoy in our own right. And I feel like I've sort of gotten away from that. So the best thing that I found out from this series is that you know what?


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[Assistant] Maybe it's time for me to take a chance. Maybe it's time for me to do something for myself. Just do something. And so I, I thank you for that, Tom and uh, Brandon and Tree.


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[Assistant] The algorithm's a weird thing though. If you don't release the same thing over and over, nobody's gonna take it. That's the problem with it. It's hard to break out of that.


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[Assistant] Sort of typecast just because that's how YouTube works. And I get it too. Look, I put out series before that I think, yo, this is a great idea. I put it out 5,000, 10,000 views. I'm like, bruh, what? But this is different. This is not, uh, this is different. Okay. And when you watch it, you will find out, uh, this is not, it's, it's watch it. That's all I can say. That's all I can say.


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[Assistant] That's why we call it clickbait sports. So we're actually living up to our title.


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[Assistant] I mean it can't be- Well if you're smart you can learn how to do both at the same time. It's also-


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[Assistant] And then you go onto Pornhub and watch something that Brandon Perna produced or recommended for the front page. Probably, probably some really messed up incest stuff or you know, whatever they put on Pornhub.


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[Assistant] I thought that's where the Bigfoot erotica originated from, was there.


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[Assistant] But to answer your question, was Kyler Murray overpaid or was he paid appropriately?


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[Assistant] I'm saying this man was paid appropriately. He was not overpaid. Why? Because I feel like the cap's only gonna keep going up.


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[Assistant] And up and up. I feel like Lamar Jackson's contract's gonna come in and it's gonna be more.


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[Assistant] Then Kyler Murray's contract, deservedly so. So.


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[Assistant] I feel like the Cardinals had to do this. What else are they gonna do? If they don't pay Kyler, what are they gonna do?


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[Assistant] So they were kind of, their hands kind of forced in this situation.


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[Assistant] Now as it pertains to having a clause in a contract?


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[Assistant] That's, that's a little, that's a different, that's a different situation. We know how Kyler feels about it though, cause he called it, uh,


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[Assistant] What was the word? He said it was ridiculous, not something.


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[Assistant] Where this even came from? Like, who was the person that's like, you know what? Let's put a clause in that says this.


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[Assistant] That'll get him, right? That's what we need. Like Adam, where did this even come from?


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[Assistant] If we're talking about high school athletics too, that's an Al Bundy moment. It's like him talking about how he threw for 400 yards and three touchdowns in the high school championship.


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[Assistant] Is what you've done over the past couple years in the NFL. You're proven at this level. You've made $165 million guaranteed.


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[Assistant] If you have issues studying film, that can be worked on. That's something.


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[Assistant] It's trainable, coachable. You can also analyze that. You can bring in people to help you analyze film if you're having trouble with it. You're not Jean-Marcus Russell faking BS about how, oh yeah, I was worried about the formations and he's given blank tapes. I don't think that's the issue.


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[Assistant] I think it's more a thing of just, well, we're addicted and we just want every morsel of information we can, which is why


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[Assistant] Everyone's losing their mind. It's the doldrums of July. Baseball's still going on, but otherwise there's not much. NHL free agencies in a doldrum. NBA free agencies in a doldrum. Baseball is, depending on the market, you're a mess. I mean, New York's focused on baseball, but Arizona, what have you got? You've got the Diamondbacks. They suck.


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[Assistant] If you're in LA, you've got the angels. They suck. The Dodgers are doing well, but the angels are terrible. Mike Trout's apparently having a permanent back issue now, so his career may be ruined.


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[Assistant] So you need something to get your mind off it and that's, you know, Kyler Murray, apparently not giving a crap about football. So.


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[Assistant] That's why we have this whole pointless song in our cycle. My thing is this, it's like, he makes a great point. Kyler makes a great point. He's like, listen.


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[Assistant] To be a quarterback in the NFL, you have to study tape. What do y'all think I'm doing? There is no way I can have success if I'm not studying tape and to his, to his, uh, merit.


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[Assistant] Football, largely all it is, is athleticism plus play recognition. That's 90% of football is literally play recognition. So, if you're the QB,


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[Assistant] You are running all the plays, you gotta know all the plays, so it's just...


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[Assistant] It's very interesting. It's very interesting to see his counterpoints like, bro, what do y'all think I'm doing?


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[Assistant] A contract gets voided because you don't, uh, multi-million dollar contract gets voided because you don't


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[Assistant] You studying in there? Put the remote down. Put the remote down. No, they're putting in a, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Are we saying Kyler Murray is a top 10 QB? Yes or no? Chat, yes or no? Is Kyler Murray a top 10?


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[Assistant] QB, can you name 10 other quarterbacks better than Kyler Murray?


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[Assistant] Where it just smells like stale beer and piss and just some of the worst stuff imaginable. It is full of just like, there are probably at least several diseases floating around and they're not including COVID.


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[Assistant] But it is a great pastime of football. You spend a crap ton for beer or you don't spend it. You drink the real cheap stuff in the parking lot. You have a little spread. There's probably some buffalo chicken dips, burgers, fries, chicken wings, you know, the basic stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well somebody like Kaylee was throwing out a bunch of five bombs about Pete and Repeat and Pete fell off.


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[Assistant] There was a message that was encoded in there. Yes, and it just said repeat over and over again.


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[Assistant] Cause I can just talk about the Cowboys, uh, the stories. Scooter, you talk about the Cowboys at least three times a week for this show. I mean, you don't have to talk anymore about the Cowboys. Yes, we do. Because our number one draft pick is looking


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[Assistant] I don't even know if we can get a picture of this man.


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[Assistant] But, that's the story from camp for the cowboys. Number one pick...


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[Assistant] He looks super skinny, our old lineman.


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[Assistant] Tyler, bro, he looks skinny. What's his name again? I'm, I'm blanking out, it's first name Tyler. Is it Smith? Yea, Tyler Smith. He, uh.


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[Assistant] If we can get the picture of him. He looks so skinny, but apparently he's still 330. So he is a lean, mean 330. Also, from Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Tyler Smith and also from Cowboys Camp. The story is James Washington. Shocking a lot of people. Look at how lean this man is. Uh, also that's from David Hellman.


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[Assistant] Fox Sports covering the Cowboys, former reporter for the Cowboys. That's 330? That's 330. There's no way. That's 330, that's what they're saying. 330, lean, mean, oh lineman.


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[Assistant] Could be exactly what we need. Also from Cowboys Camp, James Washington. Shocking a lot of people.


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[Assistant] So those are the two stories coming out. Also, Michael Gallup not looking like he's going to be ready for week one, but we are to do this. So, uh, what's happening with your guys training camps?


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[Assistant] And we see our friend Mitch Trubisky throw two straight incomplete passes. There's already answers clamoring for Kenny Pickett to be on the first team. That sounds alright.


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[Assistant] And then there was one person who came on TV, I saw it on my Twitter feed. He already said, we're going to the Super Bowl. And I told you, we're unironically talking about the Steelers going to the Super Bowl. Let's see how it plays out. What's in, what's happening with the Packers training?


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[Assistant] I will say this. Dude, that man couldn't even wrap a Christmas present. I will say this about Antonio Brown. Okay, to his credit, and there's very little credit that we can give this man, but to his credit, right, he is


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[Assistant] What is it? Who cares if he's a football player? What if he doesn't want to play football anymore? That's his prerogative. He can do that. Let this man do whatever he wants to do. Live your life. Let him live his life. It's not affecting you. I don't understand why.


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[Assistant] Why people are like that sometimes. People are upset because he's pissed away a lot of talent. I think a lot of people would kill to be in a situation. I think there's a little bit of that in there. Sure, but it's like again.


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[Assistant] Let him live his life! What if you, you can be the most talented person, but if you don't, if you're not passionate about something, what does it matter? There are tons of people who might be the best NBA, best NFL player and


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[Assistant] Who's the NFL player who decided, Hey, I'm just going to be a doctor. I don't really want to. Yeah. So it's like there.


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[Assistant] Just because everyone doesn't subscribe to what YOU think they should be doing, it's just weird to me sometimes.


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[Assistant] And that statement right there is like, that is you putting a preference on doctors. Like doctors are-


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, people have different values. We shouldn't, we shouldn't.


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[Assistant] This is one step under Kevin Durant going to the Warriors. You're soft. Are we saying that?


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[Assistant] Why didn't the Cowboys, we got, we got Capspace, why didn't we look at this, immediately, wide receiver 2, right next to CD-LAMP? Uh, so. He's not a wide out 2 anymore.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe this speaks to, uh,


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[Assistant] The fact that we like the guys that we have, we like our Noah Browns, Sameefa Hoko, some of our bigger guys, and James Washington's just coming along. Maybe it just speaks to that.


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[Assistant] Okay, did y'all see when he was doing this at the football camp with the children? Did y'all see that clip?


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[Assistant] Okay. With his hips? Uh, yes, but it wasn't weird.


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[Assistant] And it was on Cole Beasley. Should Cole Beasley reunite with the Dallas Cowboys? And the overwhelming answer underneath the comments when I commented on it was no.


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[Assistant] Absolutely not. These people did not forget what this man said on his way out. He burned bridges and they said those bridges will stay burnt. Stay where you are, Cole. We don't want you anymore. You shall not pass.


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[Assistant] It's crazy. These people remember and said, no, we're good. We're good. We're good.


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[Assistant] Oh, is that Evander, son? Yeah, Evander, he's trying to make it in the NFL still. He's been bouncing around from team to team in a couple of practice squads, but I don't know if he's actually gotten a game yet.


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[Assistant] Along those same lines, like, stop filming Delante West when you see him in public. Like, what are y'all doing?


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[Assistant] Just interact with him if you want to interact with him. We don't need to be filming Delante West and continuously putting him online. It's weird. Stop.


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[Assistant] I think I met this guy at the NFL draft. I don't remember though. I think, I don't know if he was even at the draft, was he? Which receiver was in the all blue? I gotta go back. I gotta go back. It was not Pickens.


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[Assistant] Listen, this can be a short clickbait because I do have to prepare. Wait, really?


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[Assistant] Okay, tree. Let's talk about the 49ers. How do you feel about Jimmy Jesus?


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[Assistant] And how do you feel about Trey Lance? I'm more surprised Jimmy G is still a Niner. I thought he- You know what?


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[Assistant] Me too! It's just fascinating stuff that's happening these days in the NFL. What I'm more interested in is how the cap


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[Assistant] Right, the cap raises how this associates with what they do. Are they, like, do they, do they care? It really does. Do they matter?


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[Assistant] Okay. Yes. And then also along those same lines, if you think about it, like historically, right? And free agency.


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[Assistant] These are words that exist in the English language. Therefore, and accordingly,


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[Assistant] Because of this, it only makes sense. Oh no. Tom has to make money. The poor thing. Oh no. No. No.


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[Assistant] No, I don't. No, I do not because the fact of the matter is we're not done with this show yet, nor have I read how much I've made.


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[Assistant] We still have, what, seven minutes to go before? Ah, you know what?


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[Assistant] Okay, you're at 220. Wow, this is getting intense. Well, like I've been saying,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm happy about that. I'm happy. Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers were here on earth. Okay. Also, you know what? Four score and seven years ago was the Great Depression. Exactly. Let it marinate. Think about it.


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[Assistant] No, we're at, we're at 921 now. So, I will be watching the East and West Saga this week, tonight.


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[Assistant] So we will be streaming 8.30 PM Eastern, right back here. YouTube.com slash Scooter Magruder. Twitch.tv slash Scooter Magruder. Tomorrow I'm making a Lakers video.


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[Assistant] It is none other than the biggest Denver Broncos fan. Let's ride! Okay?


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[Assistant] Bench warmer brew. Brandon, how are you doing today? To Brandon's side, we have the biggest yinzer known in humanity. He goes by the name of urinating tree. Tree, what is going on today?


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[Assistant] Listen, anything is possible any given Sunday. Below tree, we have the biggest Packers fan.


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[Assistant] I've watched every episode of Coach from this man. This is a creative genius. Can we get some W's in the chat?


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[Assistant] For Mr. TDG himself, Tom Daniel Grassi. Tom!


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[Assistant] You can't try double jeopardy in America, baby. Do we think the Sean Watson's punishment was fair? Let's start there. Was this punishment fair?


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[Assistant] I have a question, okay, cause I have not been up on it as much as possible. Can someone explain to me why the NFLPA was saying, uh, we just need to accept the punishment, right? Everyone needs to accept what's gonna come out.


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[Assistant] Why did they say this? And to me that, that's reminiscent of, they knew that this was gonna be a lenient, uh,


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[Assistant] Punishment coming down. Why would they say this beforehand? Does anyone have any question or any answer to that?


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[Assistant] If you're Ezekiel Elliott, what the heck are you thinking? Because, you get suspended for the same amount of time,


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[Assistant] What are we doing? At least let's, it's like the NFLPA saying, okay, well, this is all I could go off of. What?


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[Assistant] It's just bizarre to me. It's bizarre to me that one person's punishment, where it's very similar, and another person, where it's 22 different people, same length. I don't know. I don't know. Chat, what do you guys think about this?


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[Assistant] Because this man was taking pictures with children. Did y'all see this? Oh, they're all getting autograph and stuff. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Once again, if


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[Assistant] We will accept this. What do we think it will actually be?


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[Assistant] Oh, they're coming for Perna today. Because I do believe, uh, personally, I think it's gonna be a year. I think the NFL's gonna come down with a year.


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[Assistant] And a significant, uh, fine as well. Personally.


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[Assistant] Alright, fair enough. We move on. I, and this is what, no. No, stop. Listen, uh, here's what I want to know, okay?


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[Assistant] The Cowboys recently signed someone, okay? We FINALLY signed someone in pre-agency! We signed Anthony Barr.


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[Assistant] No, I've been told, cause I mean, I don't, I don't watch that much footage on Vikings, but I've been told Anthony Barr, the player comp, is Micah Parsons, who is injury prone with one knee. Is that anywhere close?


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[Assistant] Listen, speaking of Amari Cooper, some of the beat writers actually were upset that the Cowboys did this, which I did not understand, because at least it's something, right?


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[Assistant] They are still wanting to add a veteran receiver to the Cowboys. And I don't, I understand why. If CD Lamb goes down or Jalen Tolbert goes down, you're looking at a very dire situation. But with that said, I do believe.


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[Assistant] This edition will help, especially with debt going forward.


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[Assistant] Speaking of punishments though, uh, wasn't someone else?


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[Assistant] Can someone break this down? I didn't get the full story. I just saw he was speeding. What, what happened?


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[Assistant] Yeah, join in. What's the fastest you've ever gone on the highway?


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[Assistant] And I got to ride in the pace car once. I almost threw up.


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[Assistant] Bro, I did not know how fast these people are actually going. Oh yeaah. Once I got out of that pace car, I understood NASCAR drivers are athletes.


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[Assistant] Mental acuity, I don't even know what that word means, but they have to have it whilst driving almost, uh, uh, 200 miles per hour, bruh! This is crazy!


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[Assistant] It's crazy. NASCAR is a sport. I don't care what y'all say. It's crazy. Have I been over a hundred though?


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[Assistant] If you're going downhill and you're in a Mustang, you could accidentally go 100.


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[Assistant] Next up we have the Hall of Fame game. What? When is this?


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[Assistant] Speaking of not watching preseason games, it was revealed that Ezekiel Elliott


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[Assistant] Is not playing in any preseason games. Are any of your players opting out, uh, taking the same route?


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[Assistant] Oh, I pivoted back. I pivoted back to Zeke. So Zeke's contract, this is not a contractual issue for Zeke. Zeke's saying that I'm not playing because I don't need to. I don't need this additional wear. I'm a running back. I'm going to be the featured back. I need to make sure I'm ready. What do you guys think about this? Should more players opt to be doing this route, resting their body?


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[Assistant] I didn't see like the reasoning why, but I saw, I just saw that Zeke's not playing in any preseason games. And I just assumed, you know what? He doesn't.


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[Assistant] I would do it too. I would not play in any preseason games. For the Cowboys it makes a lot of sense though. Because now we get to look at an extended look.


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[Assistant] At Tony Pollard being the featured back, right? And this is what a lot of Cowboys fans have been clamoring for.


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[Assistant] Now let's see what happens when Tony Pollard can get 20 carries. What happens? Can he hold up? Can Tony Pollard pass protect?


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[Assistant] A whole series? Let's find out. So I think for the Cowboys, this really works out in our favor.


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[Assistant] But as far as other players, I'm just interested to see like, I feel like a lot more veteran players should take advantage and do something similar.


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[Assistant] I am fascinated by that, first of all, but it's like...


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[Assistant] Why is the league still punishing people for marijuana? I know they're not testing for it anymore, right? But it's like, look at what Tom is saying. Aaron Rodgers is doing back to back MVP.


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[Assistant] Nowadays though, the research on psychedelics is, uh, like I've been looking into this stuff as well. The research is there, like low dose LSD. People are doing this to treat depression. You're seeing it.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be fascinating over the next couple of years, couple of decades to see like how this plays out, how psychedelics affects people but also how it affects athletes because we're gonna have to have some new rules as these new drugs and new therapies start to take place as well.


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[Assistant] Who retires first? Tom Brady or Aaron Rogers? Same time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so let's talk about this. We forgot to mention this. Uh, the Dolphins forfeited


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[Assistant] A 2023 first round pick, and I think it was a third round. 2024 third. 2024 third round pick. They got lucky. Because it was revealed, what was revealed? Like what actually was said for the punishment?


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[Assistant] The former Miami Dolphins coach, Brian Flores, alleged that his owner would have paid him money to lose. Okay. They couldn't prove this. This is why they were, they were not punished. But as a result of Brian Flores coming out and saying this,


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[Assistant] All of the sudden, now he's fired. Okay? Now he takes up a job as a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so when Brian Flores was interviewing, right, he got fired. When he was interviewing for other jobs, Bill Belichick texted him, congrats, but it was the wrong Brian.


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[Assistant] Do we think Bill Belichick is that much of a mastermind?


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[Assistant] Since we've been gauging what is fair and what is unfair,


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[Assistant] Can we agree or disagree? Was this punishment for the Dolphins fair?


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[Assistant] I mean think about it, we gotta do that bet $1500, not $100,000, $1500 on a fantasy


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[Assistant] Year-long suspension. An owner says, hey, haha, throw a game, I'll give you a hundred K. He doesn't even get suspended for a season.


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[Assistant] What's going on in training camp for the Broncos? Any news? What are you seeing coming out of your camp for the Broncos?


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[Assistant] Do you guys not see that? We don't know about Broncos stuff, bro. We only know about our teams. You gotta tell us everything about the Broncos.


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[Assistant] But like, that's serious. I really only know about Cowboys though, and some NFC East. I have to get build in on everything else.


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[Assistant] What is going on in a Steelers camp? Any news? Anything exciting? Injuries?


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[Assistant] If you had to say right now who's going to be the starting quarterback, what's your gut telling you?


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[Assistant] Uh, in Packer's training camp, what's the news? What's exciting? Any injury reports? Who's in? Who's looking good? Jair has some tightness, but again.


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[Assistant] This is what Jerry Jones said. Okay, Jerry Jones said...


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[Assistant] We are comfortable with the receivers we have. Which sent all of Cowboys Nation into depression.


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[Assistant] Stephen Jones was asked, hey, the Rams, you know, they traded all their picks and they won a Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Would you guys consider doing something like that? He said, you know what? We're taking a different approach. We like, we're glad that the Rams approach worked, but we're going to take a different approach.


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[Assistant] Here's why I'm not freaking out over both of those statements.


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[Assistant] Because there's a receiver named Simi Fahoko, and he has been impressive, he's 6-5, okay, and he's been very impressive thus far in camp.


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[Assistant] Also, Jalen Tolbert has been very impressive, uh, in camp. So, as long as we have no injuries.


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[Assistant] We might be fine. We might not need to sign another receiver tree.


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[Assistant] This man cannot catch a break. Period.


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[Assistant] I think, I think today should be an early day. If there's nothing else on the docket, I say we just wrap it up.


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[Assistant] Scooter doesn't have it yet. Well, that's what I was just about to say. My punishment for winning last, last week and the week prior, I had to watch every season of Coach. And I did. I livestreamed it. And the East and West.


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[Assistant] And the East and West saga and the AFS. Oh bro, I watched everything. Everything related to coach. Husband live streamed and watched. Tom watched them with me. What the heck? Tom was giving me director's notes. I called him.


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[Assistant] It was wild. You can go watch the streams back right now. They're on my channel, but I have to finish the punishment. I did not have enough time to rank my top 10. The problem is like I was watching long cuts. What the heck?


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[Assistant] Uh, episodes. The problem is I watch them all in like a supercut so I gotta go back and like individually see.


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[Assistant] Right now I only got my favorite number one and that was the nightmare, uh, episode. Do not watch that late at night. That's all I'm gonna say.


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[Assistant] That's all I'm gonna say. I gotta get the others ranked, but favorite episode by far is that nightmare episode. We got VFX in this episode? It was wild, bro. It's crazy. Uh, so we'll see.


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[Assistant] I will get that list to you, but if there's no further things on the agenda, let's start the countdown.


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[Assistant] All start, we are at $26.99. We are in the clear. Thank you guys for the $26.


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[Assistant] Guys, I will not be here the next two, the next two clickbaits. I will be on a mission trip in Africa. So pray for me that everything goes smoothly. The travel and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm allowed to say that for safety reasons, but we'll be visiting prisons, we'll be at some orphanages, uh,


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[Assistant] Should be a good time. Should be a good time. So just keep me in prayer, if you are a believer.


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[Assistant] I got Cowboys fans during training camp, gotta add this Anthony Barr stuff into it and then I'll probably have like a Lakers video that I'll hope doesn't get messed up during the time that I'm


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[Assistant] Overseas and hopefully all the stuff is still current when I release that video about a week into the future.


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[Assistant] So you kind of just, if you're not going all out, you got, this time I kept it simple, right? Just Fletcher's corn dog, right? In and out, not...


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[Assistant] Not too over the top this time. No fried Oreos, no turkey legs at this one.


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[Assistant] Also, the Dallas Arboretum.


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[Assistant] Nice. I'm also very happy with your purchase. I love it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, now before we continue, Brandon, did we ever get your thoughts before Wildflower came on? What were you going to say, Brandon?


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[Assistant] That that outfit is amazing, tree. Like that's, that's a 10 out of 10 outfit. But no, I do think that, uhm...


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[Assistant] I wanna see the dirt. I wanna, I want the dirt to come out because the reaction videos alone will sustain all of our channels for at least three to five more seasons.


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[Assistant] I wanna sink his- Yeah. But it's just so interesting because, like you- like you said, uh, five.


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[Assistant] These are some powerful people. Like a lot of, a lot of people consider the commissioner more powerful than some senators. Like sitting senators, like literally.


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[Assistant] How Goodell handles this situation, because if this man does have some dirt, uh, he's not gonna go so quietly. And I'm excited.


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[Assistant] I'm excited to see how it plays out. He has lost Jerry Jones. I don't know how you do that.


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[Assistant] Infidelity. Hundred percent he has some infidelity dirt on multiple owners stop line. That's minimum. That's minimum.


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[Assistant] He's got photos of people with people they should not be with. I know this. Not as fact, but I'm claiming it as fact.


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[Assistant] I got the perfect analogy, the perfect metaphor and or simile. Jerry Jones is, in the mafia verse, Stringer Bell.


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[Assistant] He's going around telling people, put the word out, we're back up. We're back baby. Because I'm just saying, things are rocking.


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[Assistant] Let's keep it on informants. Let's keep it on snitching.


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[Assistant] And let's go to Davante Adams.


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[Assistant] Who has now been criminally charged with misdemeanor assault for pushing this cameraman who got in his way as he was walking down the tunnel. Rapid reaction, when you guys saw this, what were you thinking? Chat, join in as well.


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[Assistant] Brandon, what did you think when you saw this Devonte Adams shove this man?


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[Assistant] Mom, I'm sorry, Wildflower, when you saw this, were you...


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[Assistant] For you to drop this lawsuit, this claim against Demonte Adams. I said 100k, 10 year season tickets. 100k, 10 year season tickets.


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[Assistant] Brandon or, uh, Tree, what's the minimum you're taking?


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[Assistant] To make this go away. Devontae's people contact you. They say, look, we're very sorry. We want to make it right. What can we do? What are you saying to them?


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[Assistant] Against the Super Bowl champions last year, I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] The Packers lost to the Giants in London.


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[Assistant] The Steelers got absolutely dog walked. And he's a puppy. And the Broncos were the Broncos. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] Let's get into it, let's go first with this Giants Packers game, cause I have been waiting for this.


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[Assistant] Uh, five. What was your reaction to this game? Were you shocked? Surprised? Do you think the Giants are a quality team and need to sign Daniel Jones? What's going on?


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[Assistant] We might, Wildflower, can you go get Tom for a sec? We might need uh, Tom for this segment right here. But.


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[Assistant] Before we get to Tom and Tom's reaction of this loss in London, one more question for you five.


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[Assistant] Because this was, I saw this online. An NFL reporter said this. The Giants are winning too much right now. They need to lose. Because they're making themselves worse. If they're trying to get a QB in this draft, they go 8 and 8, 8 and 9.


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[Assistant] I think that actually has a lot of merit. She's right. Y'all are about to go eight and nine and miss out on a potentially trans generational talent.


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[Assistant] That is true, but we have, when you look at the top five picks though.


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[Assistant] Generally, the top 5 picks hit more than picks 15-20. Would we agree that top 5 picks hit more than 15-20?


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[Assistant] So the question is then, where do the Packers go from here, Tom? Do we think there's going to be a turnaround? Is there something they can do to inject some vitality into this team?


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[Assistant] Had something to do with the final score. Do we think the fact that these teams had to travel internationally had to do something? And do we think Roger Goodell said?


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[Assistant] London has enough room for two NFL teams. Do we think that?


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[Assistant] Let's move on to another game. Since you're talking tree, let's move on to your game.


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[Assistant] The NFL just has to do a deal with the supersonic planes. Oh wait, one last thing. Did you guys hear that cheer the Giants were saying? The London cheer? There's one thing Europeans have over Americans. They have some great cheers. I don't know how many times we've heard that.


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[Assistant] Speaking of ending, the Raiders win, uh, the Raiders loss streak ended against the Denver Broncos.


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[Assistant] Can you just take us through the atmosphere at the game? Like what was the vibe pre-game and then what was the vibe at halftime? Like take us through the emotional experience.


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[Assistant] Okay, because I'm seeing a lot of the fandom throw this man under the bus expeditionally.


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[Assistant] Huh? What's good now? Now all the soccer rams aren't good since the Cowboys beat- okay.


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[Assistant] Cause I heard all this talk. Knock.


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[Assistant] And they're about to go up against the best defense in the NFL. The best defense with the best defensive players. They're playing the 49ers?


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[Assistant] I did not see an offense that went out and was great.


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[Assistant] No, that's not what I saw at all. In fact, Cooper Rush had less than 100 yards throwing the ball. So everyone talking about Cooper Rush over Dak, y'all need to stand up and go sit down immediately. What I saw was a defense.


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[Assistant] Is this the best defense you've seen on the Cowboys? And everyone under 30 said yes. So, I'm just saying. I'm excited for this game against the Eagles. Defense came to play. There's no one in the NFC that frightens me as a Dallas Cowboy right now.


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[Assistant] I really will. I have so many people's tweets I need to respond to already.


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[Assistant] They just look at who the Eagles play right now, pull up who the Eagles play, and you'll see.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be 15-12, all field goals, Chicago.