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[Assistant] Uhm, I just, I mean, I would, obviously would prefer 35 to 1. I just think this team is, if, like, people are just counting out Jalen Hurts on taking a step.


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[Assistant] 85 years old, we've just had this exposure to him for so long because he was with Bama. He's with Oklahoma. He was always in the national spotlight. You know, he was, he's part of the Nick, the Carson Wentz is out of Philly stuff. And it's like, it just feels like he's been in the spotlight for so long that people don't want to trust him. Of course he can take a step.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Indeed. Uh, yeah, man, I like, I like the egos a lot.


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[Assistant] I mean, I know they're popular. The other team that I would throw out there too, I guess would qualify as value since they're above 15 to 1. I think the 49ers could work as well. You know, they, they really, again, these odds have been shrunk so much. It's so irritating because


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[Assistant] They should just, they really should be like 20 to one to 20, 25 to one, but.


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[Assistant] I mean, if the 49ers are as good, like if Trey Lance is as good as we think he can be.


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[Assistant] Then that is a team that can absolutely win the Super Bowl. You know, they almost, they almost got there with Jimmy Garoppolo. They got there with Jimmy Garoppolo once and almost won it. They almost got back last year with Jimmy Garoppolo and Trey Lance is a big up, you know, he's a big upside guy and they have Jimmy, Jimmy G back as you're there to help him out if Trey Lance isn't, um,


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[Assistant] I think 49ers are absolutely live to win the NFC as well. Uhm, I'm trying to think if there's another. Cowboys. Alright, let's do long shots. Cardinals. Nah, I don't buy the Cardinals. 35 to 1. That's just a terrible number. You have to give me like 60 to 1 for the Cardinals. Who's your value pick?


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[Assistant] No, I think, I think that's a, uh, the Saints could pick 41 makes a lot of sense. The Vikings at 40 to one, not a crazy pick either. First year head coach is concerning, but you have the pieces there where it could be an explosive, explosive offense, no longer held back by Mike Zimmer. You have a ton of players on defense. It could work out.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I trust the defense without Mike Zimmer as much, but because of all the players that are on there, if for some reason it all clicks, that defense can be really good. You have a division where


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, you got the Packers, of course, and the Lions are the team of the rise, but you know, it wouldn't be crazy if Minnesota won the division. Um, I'm trying to think, you know, other options down here. I have no interest in the Giants.


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[Assistant] Is that Lions team really going to just go win the Superbowl? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Right, like I would have been on the lines to make the playoffs or maybe win the division, nine to one to win the division, even that great though.


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[Assistant] Like if you love the Lions, I mean, sprinkle, you know, 10 bucks on them to win the Superbowl. But I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or yeah, I mean, like, yeah, he's just going to run the table against these elite defenses elite. Yeah, it's just not going to happen. So, and the other thing too is, um, but the lions were in it because they try hard. They weren't, I mean, they weren't good.


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[Assistant] A team where it's like, oh, maybe next year everything will just click together and they'll just, you know, be ripping teams apart. Like they just, they, they fought hard. They had, you know, they had, they just didn't, you know what I'm saying? Like they weren't like.


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[Assistant] It wasn't like a great team with bad luck. They were scrappy with like hustle. I mean, with bad luck. Um, all right.


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[Assistant] Anything that we missed in terms of Super Bowl futures that we need to touch on. That hit all the ones I like. Right. Yeah, we got all the ones we like. We like the Eagles a lot. Yeah. I want Eagles, Raven, Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Ooh, got all the birds. Yeah, I'll be rich. Bird Super Bowl, Bird Heavy Super Bowl, and I will make some cash off of that matchup. All right. Sorry, as always, thanks for jumping on. Great stuff. You never felt a liver. Now, are you jumping in to say something or are you saying something?


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[Assistant] Daily NFL podcast. I'm Wilbrenson. I'm your host. It is Friday, July 15th. If you're listening to the podcast in audio form, if you're watching myself in my delightfully homemade football club hat and my, uh, my NFL jam t-shirt and the handsome devilish go teed bearded face of John breach.


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[Assistant] On YouTube is, I don't know what I'm doing. It's Thursday, July 14th. Preach. What's up, buddy?


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[Assistant] That's true. You know, uh, uh, Cody was saying, somebody was saying at some point in the last, I think it was Kerry. Maybe it was Kerry was like,


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[Assistant] He's like, you know what? It was very nice compliment. Actually. He's like that. That background looks like it's believable that that's your actual house. I was like, that is a very nice compliment because that is a nice house and


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[Assistant] That's like if you're ranking people on earth, likely to own a piano, but be unable to play it. I'm definitely in the top five percent. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Breach and I haven't talked about the tattoo since Wilson and I talked about it. Of course we're going to talk about it first things first. Were you aware Breach? Up until our Slack chat with Wilson.


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[Assistant] That the holdup, the current holdup for Wilson's tattoo is me Venmoing your money? Well, let's, we can go.


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[Assistant] Let's give credit where credit's due. Ryan Wilson had this, you know, he's like, makes this joke about it, right? He's like, yeah, the Steelers, if this fried family beats the Steelers are going to write, I'll get a family tattoo. The big ones with the Steelers get really tattooed, like all fair to remark 13 point, you know, home dogs is, you know, Monday nights not happening. It does happen. And Wilson has taken


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[Assistant] Every opportunity, as he, this is a very Wilson thing. He knows who he's dealing with, you and me specifically. He knows how to, uh, muddle, muddy the waters.


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[Assistant] So as to create confusion and then while he might look to be perfectly frank, it's a very, it's a reminiscent of a political strategy from a recent


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[Assistant] And like, so like if Wilson goes on like Jason Lockham for his radio show in Baltimore, which he has, and they're like, what's the deal with the tattoo? He's like, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It's Brinson and breach and everybody's like, that checks out. Like that's, that's very believable that Brinson and breach are screwing this up somehow. And then Wilson's like, I'll get it done tomorrow. I'll get it done right now. Brinson and breach messing this up. And people are like, all right, like, you know, that's a reasonable explanation, but now


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[Assistant] Making, making the bet against no one, by the way, like we didn't, we didn't, we didn't ask him to make the bet. He just threw it out there randomly, losing that bet and actually getting the tattoo in between all that. The Bengals will have gone to the Superbowl and lost to the Rams. And by the way, Matthew Stafford and uh, Cooper cop, that was not, I was, that was not trying to poke fun at you. It's just like, it's kind of wild that like in that window, the Bengals had this magical Superbowl run.


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[Assistant] Because, um, yeah, Finley was in there for an injured Joe Burra, right?


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[Assistant] Viacom. Ah, there we go. I don't get, now see that's, that's the catch 22. Like I haven't got any like cool swag, like, like the, like the Superbowl jacket, but I also apparently don't have to watch HR videos. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't get emails. And IT was like... They laughed at you. They were like, please go away. The only time we recognize you is when you need a new friend.


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[Assistant] And then we make you wait six months and then we get to your like the old version because we don't like you and your stupid podcast. Speaking of my stupid podcast, our stupid podcast. We're nominated for People's Stories podcast awards.


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[Assistant] If you guys would go to podcastawards.com slash app slash sign up, how to go down to sports.


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[Assistant] And select us takes about 60 seconds. Link is in the top of the description. If you're on your, you know, if you're on your phone and just click it right there, do it. If we get enough, uh, votes or nominations or whatever it is, we can go to the final finals.


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[Assistant] And if we get to the finals and we win the best podcast of the year award for sports, I'll get a tattoo too.


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[Assistant] I don't know when they announce it. Hopefully it's before the, I don't doubt it's before the Nashville trip, but.


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[Assistant] I'll let the readers, the listeners pick what tattoo I get. Speaking of podcasts, or


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[Assistant] Not podcast, documentary, sorry, I can't read today. Diva has too tiny font in there.


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[Assistant] Streaming exclusively on Paramount Plus, amount of entertainment by the way, the documentary features insights from former teammates and the current U.S. women's national team players she inspired, including Mia Hamm.


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[Assistant] The only provides a unique autobiography, autobiographical account of the life of a sports pioneer. Make sure to go to paramountplus.com and sign up for a free seven day trial to stream the only today. I'd forgotten that the franchise tag extension deadline was July 15th, even though we talk about it all the time.


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[Assistant] If you're, if you're listening to the show, obviously record on Thursday. So there's a chance if you're listening to the show, like later on Friday.


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[Assistant] 4pm is the deadline. So like a deal could have been done, but we're going to try and project if we think a deal will get done. We have four of the franchise tag people who have been, who got tagged, who have had extensions done. Chris Godwin, who is still dealing with a torn ACL, um,


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[Assistant] Is, again, a three year, $60 million extension from the Buccaneers. Pretty fair money for both sides, we thought at the time. Good deal. Cam Robinson, the, uh, Jaguars left tackle who probably inspired them to draft Trayvon Walker because they didn't have to take, uh, you know, Evan Neil or Ricky Aquano at number one.


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[Assistant] Three or $54 million extension for the Jaguars, although I feel like it's really more like a...


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[Assistant] It's basically just buying another tag for an extra year, I think, based on what I saw. David and Joku, the Browns, not content breach with ruining the quarterback market.


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[Assistant] Also decided to ruin the tight end market for everyone else. So they gave David and Joker a four year, $55 million extension, which like, I love the player from a physical tool standpoint.


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[Assistant] But you just made life really tough for, uh, with the lions, the dolphins with Mike Gasecki.


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[Assistant] Uh, TJ Hawkinson contract coming up and really anybody. George Kittle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, so Kittle, Kelsey, and Goddard won't be free as of 2026. Mark Andrews, same deal. But like, if you're, uhm, I mean, CalPets is not one you have to worry about either.


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[Assistant] I guess Noah Phant to a degree too, if he has a productive season with Seattle and then Gosecki and Dalton Schultz are the two, two tag guys we'll talk about in a second, but like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a crazy contract and then Davante Adams who was traded by the Packers to the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Promptly signed a five year $141 million extension. Devante Adams also making life tough for Darren Waller because


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[Assistant] You know, which of my dams are a little bit less reliant on Darren Waller.


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[Assistant] We'll start in Cincinnati. No, I knew you were going to say that. Well, you knew because it was first in the rundown. Uhm, also first alphabetically.


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[Assistant] Uh, engineered the way, the way that the CBA has been engineered in the last two negotiations are such that you just, you can't hold out. You sit, you hold in.


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[Assistant] How I guess is he's, he is, he is not signed it because he wants to have the PR approach of like.


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[Assistant] If I'm here, it's not because, like, I don't have a contract. What do you want me to do? Like this contract is being foisted on me.


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[Assistant] I'm not, we didn't negotiate anything. I mean, I guess is that like, maybe he thinks once he signs that deal, the bingo is going to be like, dude, you're just playing next year and we are not like.


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[Assistant] If he doesn't sign the franchise tag on July 14th, he's, there's not getting a deal done. I mean, just pretty simply, right?


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[Assistant] There's the make if it's Patrick deal, which averages 18 point, let's say 18.3 million per year. Cause it's basically anyway, whatever. 18.2, 18.3, whatever you call it. 36 million fully guaranteed.


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[Assistant] The Jamal Adams deal averages 17.5 with 38 million fully guaranteed.


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[Assistant] And then you have Harrison Smith, who's much older and who signed the contract a while before, but maybe even go down to Justin Simmons. If you're talking about comparable ages or whatever, he's at 15.3 million per year with $35 million guaranteed.


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[Assistant] So like I think the guaranteed number for uh, Bates is pretty easy to get to if you're the Bengals and you're willing to, and you want to sign them, whichever you would think that they do. The issue I think becomes, Cincinnati could,


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[Assistant] Is if I'm Jesse Bates, do you know who else was in my draft class?


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[Assistant] And you know who were first round picks and made a lot more money than I did as a second round pick? I would have a difficult time. I think if I'm Jesse Bates in


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[Assistant] Like I need some kind of way to spin this and I am the highest paid safety.


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[Assistant] But I need to, I need to, I need to be in the same discussion as Jamal Adams and Mika Fitzpatrick from a contractual standpoint.


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[Assistant] Because you know what? Frankly, I feel like I'm better than both of them. If I'm Jesse Bates. That's my, that's my angle if I'm Jesse Bates.


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[Assistant] By the way, I might take Jesse Bates over both of those guys. If I was like...


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[Assistant] It depends on your defense, depends on, you know, what, what you need, but like, you know, I, I agree if I'm the Bingos, I'm like, look, these two teams traded for these guys.


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[Assistant] They were leveraged and these are outlier contracts. This is not the new norm for resetting the safety market. We are not.


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[Assistant] If you were Jesse Bates and you got 40 million dollars, and Jamal Adams by the way, only 21 million fully guaranteed. Not 38 million, excuse me. If you gave him, if you gave Jesse Bates 40 million guaranteed over five years, and you can say that


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[Assistant] I mean, I would assume that you could say that is the most guaranteed money ever given to a safety in the history of the National Football League.


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[Assistant] Like if you can say that, then I think you walk away happy with the negotiations.


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[Assistant] Even if you're at like 16.1 or 16.5, whatever it is.


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[Assistant] But a lot of times when we see this, like with the wide receiver market, with Devonte Adams and Tyree Kill, like these dudes would rather make, be like the highest paid by average anal value than actually be like, actually get the most guaranteed money, which is just wild.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's take a quick commercial break. And when we come back, we will talk about more players. The franchise tags looming over their heads next.


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[Assistant] Talk about guys who get traded and then franchise tagged. They just have leverage. I mean, like you give them a first round pick for somebody and.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean like that's just sort of the nature of the beast, right? Um, yes. And Orlando Brown as such has some leverage on the Chiefs after they traded a first round pick for him from the Ravens played awesome. Is there franchise left tackle has been franchise tagged and according to reports could skip training camp. And again, like when you hear could miss the beginning of the season, that is the players agent leaking that out. That is the players camp attempting to leverage


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[Assistant] Years and years and years. They put it out there so that way fans start freaking out. They want to put some pressure on the owners, put some pressure on the GM or have the owner come down and be like, oh, hey, I left tackle. Can't be missing the start of the season. Unfortunately.


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[Assistant] I mean, once you sign that franchise tag, you're coming at, you're coming to camp and part of it is.


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[Assistant] Nowadays, and look, I'm not, not a professional athlete here, so like, I'm not making this, you know, I'm not, I'm not the one making these decisions. You know, you gotta do what's good for you and you know, what is good for your long term.


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[Assistant] I'm okay signing it and coming in and playing on a one year fully guaranteed deal.


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[Assistant] Because I think breach versus like 10 or 15 years ago, whatever injury you might sustain.


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[Assistant] You're going to be fully healthy by the time free agency comes around and you're going to get fully paid.


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[Assistant] You know, if you get injured late in the year, I mean, that just happens, right?


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[Assistant] I almost would take the security of the single year, fully guaranteed deal, knowing.


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[Assistant] That you are, you know, when you're like, you were a little bit closer to.


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[Assistant] Getting that, getting to free full, full term free agency.


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[Assistant] Does that make, does that make sense? Like I wouldn't, 10 years ago, I would, I would have been furious about the franchise tag. Now I think it's a, it's still outdated.


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[Assistant] It's something that shouldn't be around frankly, but it's not going anywhere.


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[Assistant] I just think you're like, we just don't see very many career ending injuries, career altering injuries even really.


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[Assistant] Okay, but this is exactly sort of what I'm saying. Like, if you, whatever, you just signed a five-year deal with the Bengals. It's actually a three-year deal. All these deals that Interville players signed are three-year deals spread out over five for salary cap, uh, bonus, uh, signing bonus proration.


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[Assistant] So you're signing a three year deal and you're probably getting, I don't know, 36, 37 fully guaranteed dollars over those three years, essentially.


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[Assistant] And then you would be guaranteed if the bingles tried to retain you to basically get the, what is it?


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[Assistant] Maybe there's like the quarterback money for the third year, which you're not going to do, which means you're going to get $26 million over two years and then hit true free agency at a young age at a, at a, not a premium position, but a premium player on an open market. Like to me, and I understand why agents wouldn't want to do it, but you tell your clients not to do it.


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[Assistant] Because you're signing a one year deal and like that's less money for the agent. But I think the long term in 2022.


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[Assistant] Yep, uhm, I think that is the likely situation. Dalton Schultz and...


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[Assistant] Mike Gasecki. I guess we can probably lump them together. Not a whole lot of progress on their extension talks. Both, of course, Dalton Schultz the tight end for the Cowboys, Mike Gasecki the tight end for the Dolphins.


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[Assistant] You know what, I was gonna say, if I did my job properly, I would know if they signed their franchise tag, but you know, it's a major, we, uh, British Open, the Open Championship, excuse me, is on. I'm not gonna pretend like I Google anything.


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[Assistant] Has he signed his tag? I feel like he did sign his tag. Dalton Schultz has signed his tag.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and Gosecki said he's not worried about it. They're both going to make, I think, $10.9 million for this year. I would say, I mean.


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[Assistant] You know, we clearly have a limited time we're talking about here in terms of, you know, to get a deal done. I talked about this. I mentioned in joku David and joker earlier, the four years, $55 million contract. The Browns gave him like, that's the biggest problem for the Cowboys and the Dolphins, in my opinion, because you had a situation where, you know, George Kittle,


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[Assistant] Travis Kelsey and Mark Andrews, the big three, right? Make 14, Kittle makes 15.


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[Assistant] Kelsey makes 14-3 and Andrews makes 14. Now Dallas Goddard slid himself into that, makes 14.25. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] You know, he, Goddard, you could pretty easily make the case with Goddard that.


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[Assistant] As soon as Zach Ertz left, he became an elite level tight end. Like his pro rated stats, but once Ertz traded to the Cardinals is like 1100 yards and like 10 touch. I mean, it's, it's pretty monstrous. So I see that argument, I suppose.


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[Assistant] If you take in Joku out though, there was such an easy, soft landing spot in between those four guys and the Patriots duo of Hunter Henry and John Smith.


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[Assistant] Cause they both make 12.5 million a piece per year. Both signed in the same off season.


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[Assistant] And that in between 12.5 and 14 is just a perfect slot for Gasecki and Schultz to slide in there somewhere in a long-term deal.


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[Assistant] But then the Browns go and give David and Joku $13.7 million per year and blew it all to hell. Cause if you're Dalton Schultz and Mike Gasecki, it's, you know, your teams are like the cowards. Jared didn't say, Hey, we love you, man. I mean, it's fantastic. We just want to take 13, five million. All right. 13, five a year. Great. Not too much guarantee. Don't worry about it. He's like,


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[Assistant] Look Jerry, I appreciate you talking fast and all that and offering me all that money. But uh, did you see David and Joker's contract?


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[Assistant] David Joker's career high for receiving was in 2018 when he had 639 yards. He's never had more than four touchdowns in a season.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, do you know how pissed off everybody must be at the Browns and the Zoners meetings? They're like this Watson thing and they're like, yeah, the Watson deal is crazy, but at least it wasn't as bad as the Joku deal. You know, I mean, I just think that, and the other thing too, again, like if you're Schultz and you're Gosecki,


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[Assistant] You're probably willing to play chicken for a year and be like, I'm going to go out there in a contract here, especially when you know, Amari Cooper has traded this all season.


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[Assistant] So you have, uh, Michael Gallup is your number two. In reality, Dalton Schultz is the number two receiver for Dak Prescott on that team. He should have monster numbers with no Cooper there. And Kaseki is now in an offense where, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, they love using George Kittle. They love using offensive players. I'm just saying, I think, I think both guys could have big years and I, and I don't think they would get tagged a second time. Maybe I'm wrong there. That's a lot of, you know, I mean, it's a lot of allocation to the tight end position.


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[Assistant] And either way you're hitting free agency in two years. And like we said, I think you signed a tag. I think you play it out and then like a elite athlete.


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[Assistant] Top end receiving tight end on the open market is going to make a ton of money.


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[Assistant] He's like, my client will not be speaking in this meeting. As you can see, he is wearing a shirt with David and Joker's photo on it.


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[Assistant] You have Kittle, Kelsey, Goddard, Andrews, then in Joku in this weird class by himself. Henry and Smith are the next two, as I mentioned at 12, five. Do you know who the next highest paid guys after that are? Kiseki and Schultz. Like, you know, I mean,


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[Assistant] You're like, look, we're paid like top 10 titles. Like, you know, I mean, I don't know. It's fully guaranteed.


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[Assistant] You have to believe that you're getting better as a player. You just had your best year behind you. You might have an even bigger year.


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[Assistant] And if that happens, you're definitely not taking less than, you know, you're taking, you're not taking less than 14.5.


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[Assistant] So like again, you know, go back to the Dak Prescott. Like if you're the Cowboys and you believe Dalton Schultz is a really good player and a key guy for your offense and you want to keep him in play with CDLAM and Michael Gallup and Dak Prescott, just pay him now.


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[Assistant] You do control the rights for two years, but it is two fully guaranteed years as opposed to.


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[Assistant] Control for three years with, you know, better cap relief over over five years.


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[Assistant] We're just spreading those bonus over five years. The Cowboys have $22 million in salary cap space.


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[Assistant] If you're committed to $13 million, like you have to have the $13 million available as part of your built out cast base, right?


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[Assistant] I'm saying that they wanted to like get a Schultz deal done now and front load it.


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[Assistant] And take the salary cap hit right now. They could easily do it and just.


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[Assistant] And be better positioned for the next two or three, I don't know. I would just get it done if I were them, but apparently they


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that's actually, those look pretty cool. Uhm, oh, they're very bingles of them to, uh, announce.


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[Assistant] Well, the tw- the tw- videos on Twitter were down when the Bengals tweeted it out and they had a video of it and there was like no helmet in the video either, so it was just very- very-


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[Assistant] Right. You're just gonna have to trust us with these pictures. Uh, alright. Great stuff. As always, Breach.


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[Assistant] Turn on alerts after you subscribe. That way you'll know when we go live. Sometimes it's a little later than one o'clock because you got two chatty Cathy's over here. And it's wasn't me. What's up everybody? Welcome to the pick six podcast. CBS Sports.


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[Assistant] Daily NFL podcast. I'm Will Brinson. I'm your host. It is.


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[Assistant] Tuesday, July 19th, if you're listening to this podcast in audio form, if you're joining us,


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[Assistant] Just how, you know, it's, this podcast is basically a daily DeLorean traveling through time and space and joining me on this incredible journey of an all season podcast.


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[Assistant] I want you to tell me because then plus that'll make if we if we didn't after you tell me.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, if you want to send Wilson more money.


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[Assistant] Really, just the better it is for everybody involved. If you want to send Ryan Wilson money for his tattoo.


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[Assistant] You see what? I see your Vimeo history because you're public.


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[Assistant] Wait, if you, you're going to get a Joe Burrow Snoopy? That's a great tattoo.


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[Assistant] If you get a Joe Cool Snoopy Bingles tattoo, I, that it more than meets the requirements, I believe. And Breach is excitedly typing in Slack.


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[Assistant] By the way, shout out to the podcast listener that when we gave Wilson's VIMO out, requested a million dollars.


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[Assistant] You're not texting people over Venmo, right? I actually don't have Venmo alerts turned on on my phone, I don't think. Get a tattoo and you might want to do that.


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[Assistant] Again, at ryan-gilson-37831. Either send him money or send him absurd financial requests. I am pleasantly surprised at the pushback.


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[Assistant] Actually good and worried. I, I am, I mean, look, I am, I'm with, uh, Simmons Tim in the chat. I'm a little disappointed that it's not Ryan Finley's face. Um, because, you know, like Ryan, you know,


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[Assistant] That was part of the thing, but just the fact that you will be getting a tattoo.


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[Assistant] Well, I, I just think that like, I mean, I was doing radio with, um, JLC, Jason Lacafora in Baltimore.


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[Assistant] And he's like, so, he's like, is the tattoo thing, this is like a month ago, he's like, is the tattoo thing dead? I was like, pretty much. Like, I think Wilson is basically like, you know, uhm.


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[Assistant] Uh, they, they basically exploited me and Breach so like our, our weaknesses so well that he is, he's going to just wiggle his way out of it. And then, you know.


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[Assistant] Fast forward and now you're getting a tattoo in Nashville live on the podcast. So like, I don't really care what you get as long as you get needles.


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[Assistant] If we have 100% of our most downloaded show of the entire year.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that's the update. What are we doing? Speaking of tattoos. I will get a tattoo. If...


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[Assistant] The pick six podcast wins people's choice podcast award for best sports podcast of the year. Now, how do you vote? What's up? How do you vote?


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[Assistant] First of all, we have to get to the finals. There's only like five podcasts, I think, in the finals.


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[Assistant] Annoyingly, I believe that the category is actually titled the ESPN.


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[Assistant] That is actually a perfect example. Yes, correct. Uh, but if you want to help us get to the finals and potentially


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[Assistant] Open up the door for me to get a tattoo of listeners choices. Go to podcastawards.com slash app slash sign up, top it on the sports category, select pictures podcast. We move forward, we win the award. I will get a tattoo.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying like if, if we, if the podcast, if the award was given out before we went to Nashville.


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[Assistant] You and I would just get tattoos at the same time, live on the, and then- Andy Bernard style, butts up.


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[Assistant] By the way, you can do the voting at the top of the episode description.


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[Assistant] As well, if you don't, if you're on your phone, you're listening, you're like, ah, like you're driving, listen to the podcast, you're like, I don't really want to enter in podcast awards.com. Click the link in the podcast description.


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[Assistant] So we'll start in Buffalo. Do you, how do you want, do you want to do this just team by team real quick?


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[Assistant] Well, I think the bills, so let's just rip through these teams. These are the teams that are reporting today.


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[Assistant] Monday, July 18th. I mean, it's crazy. Like, uh, as Adam Gold asked me, he's like, did we have a summer? I know. I mean, like,


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[Assistant] Let's put a Wilson and custom the podcast. Um, no, I'm not, I don't, I want, I don't, I know Prisco gets angry every time too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, nobody's happy that football is back. I mean, we love football, don't get me wrong. When football's here, I'll be thrilled, but I do enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that works. I mean, I think, I think this stretch of time from mid July to mid August is.


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[Assistant] If you do this professionally, like if you, like if you write about football for a living or you talk about football for a living, whatever, uhm, is like,


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[Assistant] After you've done it for like a decade, it's kinda like, just fast forward to August. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Exactly, like we're not trying, we're not trying to sound like jaded old sports riders, but we kinda are.


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[Assistant] I'm Jayden, I'm old. Yeah, we're old as, as, as podcasters. Old podcasters. All right. Anywho.


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[Assistant] The Bills. I think the Bills rookies are fascinating. Mmhm. Kyrie Elam, their first round pick. Cornerback.


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[Assistant] Not having to come in and be the number one guy. Trey White's coming back from the ACL, so that's good. Like the Bills probably have the best top to bottom roster in the NFL. This is a team that went to the draft with zero needs.


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[Assistant] And, and still like, but like James, like they have Devon Singletary, um,


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[Assistant] That's right. You did get crushed for that. They have Zach Moss too. I don't think they love Zach Moss. I could be wrong. No, I think that's the last I heard. That's right. James Cook is is fascinating to me because


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[Assistant] He's your buddy? Is he the one you saw in LA? Yeah, yeah, I went to the, uh, went to the, um, Lakers game with him.


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[Assistant] Gotcha. Uhm, and uhm, I don't know, that's my pal Craig, who's like just my real life friend.


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[Assistant] I mean Drew's my real life friend too, but like I don't care. He's not my Instagram friend. IRL buddy. Uh, anyway.


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[Assistant] Like, I, I don't want to compare him directly to TJ Watt, but like, you're talking about like, literally like Dalvin, it's, I mean, like, there's, it's, I mean, isn't he Dalvin Cokes?


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[Assistant] And the idea that like this guy can't be a feature back is I think a little short-sighted.


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[Assistant] I'm also curious to see if the Bills used Devon Singletary, um, the way that they did the final four games of the season for the full year in 2022, because the average, um, 19 carries and 81 yards per game with five rushing touchdowns over that, over this four game stretch. Like that's how many passes came his way. He was targeted 10 times called eight of them for 73 yards.


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[Assistant] Yeah, again, like maybe if they view Devon Singletary as a future back and Cook is sort of the.


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[Assistant] Like, if Cook is, if, if Singletary is going to be the bill's feature back, then 15 to 1 is actually a bad number.


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[Assistant] Either way, like these, I think, I think, like, I don't bet Elam to win defensive rookie of the year because I guess like 20 to 1, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Well, Marcus Peters won it in 2015 and had led the league with eight interceptions, which is a ridiculous total. Was he with the Chiefs? He was drafted with the Chiefs, right? And then, uhm, Marshall Lattimore won it in 2017 and he had five picks. So like you, you have to have like a lot of interceptions to win that award as a defensive back.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like that's a good, that's a good nice warm take. It's not a crazy hot take, it's a nice warm take. I don't think it is either.


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[Assistant] Indeed. Uhm, so yea, I mean, I think, you know, the Raiders, the Raiders, the Raiders impacts rookie impacts. I mean, you know, if, if, like, it's probably more going to be about Devonte Adams. Like, that's their...


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[Assistant] Richie and Casino provided us some bloggable stories.


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[Assistant] Insane. Like literally insane stories. Like he, what is the one about the funeral home?


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[Assistant] Ah, oh, actually, you know what? Hey, suck it. Say people say I don't write anymore. Maybe I don't. If you Google Richie, this is maybe the, I don't want to say this is my favorite headline ever written, but it's definitely the one of the weirdest headlines ever written. Police report, colon.


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[Assistant] According to a copy of the arrest report, employees of Messenger's Pinnacle Peak Mortuary told Scottsdale Police that the former pro-bowler said he wanted his


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[Assistant] Father's head cut off for research purposes, and then he walked through the funeral home punching caskets and throwing things.


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[Assistant] Witnesses told police that Incognito was supposed to sign cremation papers but was unwilling to cooperate initially. He then proceeded to walk through the funeral home punching caskets and throwing things. After quote, making himself comfortable, end quote, in the office of one of the victims, Incognito wanted to buy flowers for the funeral and everything they had before offering him his credit card.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's take a break when we come back. More Impact rookies next.


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[Assistant] And then you went full nuclear Karen.


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[Assistant] And they've been South Park a lot lately with Paramount Plus. We're run by Paramount.


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[Assistant] It's the greatest thing. It's one of my favorite things. Like the fact that we have South Park commercials on this podcast.


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[Assistant] Family Guy would probably be the default. Did you ever watch Rick and Morty by the way? No. Oh my god, Rick and Morty is great.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think I would say easily 10 years, but I could be also.


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[Assistant] Tuesday, that's right, Tuesday the 19th, they...


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[Assistant] Probably 54 to one for me for Algeria. So a hundred to one, if you can bet on seizures, that is a look at Algeria right now.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, he is just, and here's the interesting thing, and I mentioned that I was on, uhm,


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[Assistant] I was on with, uh, Drew Densick talking about the, you know, the.


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[Assistant] We're doing this rookie discussion, uhm, on Monday. What's interesting about the offensive rookie of the year is that since 2010,


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[Assistant] Only three times has the offense, the winner for the offensive rookie of the year been on a team that won ten or more games. Well, that's great news for Tyler Ells year. Correct.


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[Assistant] Now, quarterbacks tend to get favored here a little bit if they have a good season, but... This quarterback class. This quarterback class is not good. And I don't think we're gonna see...


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[Assistant] I don't think we're going to see a lot of these quarterbacks play.


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[Assistant] Maybe an impact player for the Falcons? I think they'll probably play Mariotta at home. And no one loves to run the ball more than Arthur Smith.


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[Assistant] And here's the other thing too is like, yeah, they added Brian Edwards to be a trade and you draft Drake London.


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[Assistant] But like, your receivers, in Audentate, some people, like, it's the heart of PFF is like the Audentate hive.


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[Assistant] But like, by and large speaking, I think there's a better chance that quarter L. Patterson is split out.


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[Assistant] All that, all that has to happen is cordurop adhesion is split out more frequently or gets hurt.


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[Assistant] The Baltimore Ravens brought in Kyle Hamilton and Tyler Linderbaum to, you would think, pretty impact rookies, although I don't...


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[Assistant] I mean, obviously, you know, they're reporting on the 19th.


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[Assistant] Hamilton's not a lot to start? Is he starting? He's a lot to start, right? Yea, I think so.


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[Assistant] Look man, the Ravens defense is, don't bet Kyle Hamilton 11-1 by the way. Again, defensive backs rarely win this award. Derek Stingley and Ahmad Gardner, it's just, it's not.


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[Assistant] I actually thrashed you guys because uhm, I was looking it up and didn't uhm.


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[Assistant] Maybe Trent Williams. For MVP. Oh, okay. I thought you meant rookie of the year.


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[Assistant] Anywho, uh, I just, I think Kyle Hamilton can be an impact worker, but 11 to 1 is a terrible number for him. Like, Jordan Davis 12 to 1 is a terrible number too. Like, he's getting rotational snaps.


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[Assistant] Don't disagree at all, but let's go to the next team.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Saints also reporting on the 19th, Chris Olavi and Trevor Penning. They're two first-round picks, like, I mean...


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[Assistant] Remember they gave up a future first to get that in that bizarre trade.


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[Assistant] Pinning needs to be pretty good, right out of the gate. And look, they lost her on Armstead. Presumably they're going to leave Ryan Ramchick on the right side. Uhm, maybe, maybe, I mean, that could change because John Payton's not involved, but so pinning is probably, they're starting left tackle and.


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[Assistant] But like, I think, I mean, I don't think it's crazy to suggest that Olavi and Trevor Penning are the key to this office.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, but I'm saying like if they are, if they are not effective as rookies, I think this offense may struggle a little bit more than people are expecting. The Giants are reporting on the Giants and the Jets.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then for the Jets, they have 60 to 1 on Caesars. Thank you, Devo. Um, and the Jets have Saul Skardner, Garrett Wilson, of course, and then added Jermaine Johnson and Breeze Hall. Breeze Hall and Garrett Wilson both.


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[Assistant] Exactly, it's all in, I mean, this is kind of a no bleep Sherlock take, but like.


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[Assistant] Does Zach Wilson take a leap? Or is Zach Wilson, you know, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, just really, I mean, it's like the Giants and I know it's the all seasons of draft, like, you know, we're giving credit for.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, it's, yeah, it's a make or break here for Danny Dimes. Uh, not so much for Zach Wilson, although the pressure in New York quarterback gets turned off pretty well.


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[Assistant] Well, and that's the thing is like, it's so tough too, because if you're, um,


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[Assistant] Yeah, Joe Douglas, the GM for the Jets and you took Zach Wilson and you convinced your ownership that he is the guy and that's why you drafted him. And then you have a top five pick, but like you love, like maybe you love Devin Leary at Vinci State.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, let's move to... Anyway, I think it's a tough spot for Joe Douglas if he's like...


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[Assistant] You're, you're floating with your job if you're drafting another quarterback in the top.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Patriots report on 719. Actually, we'll stick in the AFC East, uh, as we have already covered, of course.


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[Assistant] You can add the Dolphins too, because there's only one player, because they trade everyone together. Yeaah, so we're going to say Patriots and Dolphins.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I would think that in a perfect world, the...


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[Assistant] Right, because it's really like, I mean, Pete Prisco has been talking about this for like 10 years, but the Pats have lacked a vertical element to their offense.


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[Assistant] They've had a pretty good run on, uh, on first round picks to charge us out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I believe that the Chiefs are, uhm, plus one, let me look, I've got it right here actually. Dima can toss it up if he feels so inclined. Uhm, Chiefs are plus 155, Chargers are plus 250.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm just in the camp of if you're giving me Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes at one and a half to one, I'm going to take that.


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[Assistant] So, I, I, this is, this is, I'm workshopping this, uh, this phrase. I plan on using it a lot leading up to the season.


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[Assistant] They're, uh, they're going Frankenstein, they're going to try to Frankenstein, uh, their way to replacing Tyree Kill.


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[Assistant] Alright, who gets those targets? Juju? Juju. So Juju's your underneath slot guy who can just eat up, uh, you know, anybody who's trying to cover him on, like, underneath. And then NBS is your deep guy. And then you also have, you know, Sky Moore.


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[Assistant] And you have Micheal Hardman who can do all the gadgety screens and, you know.


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[Assistant] As, as someone who has picked the Chiefs, I mean, picked the Chargers, excuse me.


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[Assistant] In trendy fashion to win the division like 50 times.


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[Assistant] Like let me know when they stop charging and then I will, I will be on board the charger for now. I will take the chiefs though.


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[Assistant] All right. On that note, we're out of here. Uh, a walk off win for, for yours truly. Uh, but we are actually done with the podcast. So, um, less than an hour. Holy moly.


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[Assistant] Uh, if we hadn't been tattoo talking, probably would have been under 40 minutes. Anywho, we're done. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. We'll be back tomorrow, of course, every day for now until the end of time. For Wilson, I'm Brinson. See you guys.


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[Assistant] But I thought a dying roads were, were great and really similar to the Packers where, and you see a lot of these teams on this list, the year they won the Superbowl may have not been their best year in terms of.


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[Assistant] Kind of gave them the nod, uh, for me and Ben, I think it's forgotten. Ben was terrible in that Superbowl, but he was great against Denver two weeks prior, 275, two touchdown passes, a touchdown run. That's forgotten, but I thought this team was maybe more balanced and they were a very good team. They were seven and five and ran the table. They were the first six seed to win the Superbowl.


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[Assistant] From a historical standpoint, what sticks out is they beat three Hall of Fame quarterbacks in the playoffs. I mean, that was Warner's last game. They knock him out of the game and then they play Favre and, you know.


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[Assistant] And then Favre throws that turnover at the end, very similar to what he did in 07. And then they, then they'd be Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl. But there's like three underrated guys or guys from that 09 saves team that you just forget. Uh, one of them is Will Smith, the late Will Smith. You know, he had 13 stacks, three force fumbles that season.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, and he was at the peak of his pirate powers that season. I have Marquis Colston, who was Mr. Reliable for Drew Brees, but just, I don't even know if he ever made a Pro Bowl. He'll be in the Saints, whatever, of honor at some point, but that's about it. And then, you know, Reggie Bush, which I wanted to ask you,


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[Assistant] Is this career over, did he, did he underachieve because he has a good career, 10,000 all purpose yards on a Superbowl team contributed to it, but wasn't the leading rusher on that team.


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[Assistant] It is nuts. It is nuts. Here's another stat I found odd.


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[Assistant] Weird stuff when you're, when you're reviewing this, and I know we just talked about Reggie Bush, and actually one of our editors, I think he now works in fantasy, and we had a, we had a professional disagreement a few years ago, and I'll ask you to be the tiebreaker. So we just talked about Reggie, uh, his career. Is Marshawn Lynch, in your mind, a Hall of Famer?


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[Assistant] He averaged 1,339 yards a year, 12 rushing touchdowns a year, 16-12 all-purpose yards, and he might be the last player who


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[Assistant] I think that team and maybe this is what they're doing now when they let Tyreek go and they're, they're trying to have a deeper receiving core. I think that was, uh, Mahomes' best offense in terms of, of complimentary pieces. I mean,


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[Assistant] Well, Sean McCoy on his last legs and Williams combined for about 1,400 rushing yards and 12 touchdowns. So it wasn't offense. It didn't have a ton of stars outside of, and I don't even know if Hill quite was at that point. He was kind of on the precipice.


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[Assistant] This one was just a little bit more juiced up than that one. I think they had a little bit more star power and their defense was just littered with, with not, I don't know if they're going to have any hall of famers, but you know, Malcolm Butler, excellent player had the interception in the, in the Super Bowl 49.


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[Assistant] During the regular season. So it was like, imagine if they had Gronk for this run. And that Steelers loss, that stung as a Steelers homer back then, which I was allowed to be a homer because I wrote about him for a blog.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did. Yeah, the points allowed. They had a again, these are guys whos huge name players, but li 14 and a half sacks that ye Williams is in the Hall of


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[Assistant] So this is the craziest stat I found on the 07 Patriots. Their margin points per win that year, their overall plus minus, the points they scored versus they allowed, was more than the amount of points they allowed. So they allowed 274 points that year. That's wild. They outscored their opponents by a total of 315 points.


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[Assistant] Right, and Belichick acknowledges that he worked this team too hard. He, he was, they were all hell bent on going undefeated, leaving no doubt and invalidating the fact that that deflate gate, or spy gate, deflate gate was later, spy gate.


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[Assistant] And producer and writer. Hello again, Craig. Hello, Peter. This is the third episode of the Chernobyl podcast. We're talking of course about episode three of the Chernobyl mini-series, which is titled, Open Wide O Earth. We pick up where we left off on episode two, down in the depths, in the dark, underneath the reactor.


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[Assistant] With the three men who are colloquially known in stories of Chernobyl as the


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[Assistant] The series director, Johan Renck, thought about that aspect a lot during his work.


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[Assistant] So the crisis is averted by these three guys. And now we do something that we haven't done since episode one is we visit some of the victims of the explosion. Ludmilla has followed her husband thanks to an officious bureaucrat having a moment of mercy.


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[Assistant] Up to Moscow, Moscow hospital number six. Right. And she once again manages from the force of her, you know, determination and her love, as you say, to get into, to see him and amazingly they're fine. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now later on, uh, we're going to get an explanation for this, but apparently there's something about radiation poisoning that gives you a sort of brief latency.


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[Assistant] Right, and we're about to see that in very, very vivid ways. Pretty soon you're going to introduce what is going to happen to them, which is another bit of writing to set up the audience in an effective way, if a dreading way. I want to start that with something that isn't in the episode.


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[Assistant] In the script, you started the episode with the at-love.


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[Assistant] Who we last saw in the reactor room, the guy who more than anyone seemingly was responsible for the accident, the guy who we know denied that the accident happened, he ordered his men to their deaths.


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[Assistant] There was also, again, referring to something that didn't make the final version of the show, and I'll be vague about it. There's a scene later on, as scripted.


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[Assistant] In which Dyatlov is asked about his son. And the character suggests that his attitude toward the accident, his refusal to take responsibility to accept that it was happening.


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[Assistant] In fact, his arrogance in, in what he did to cause the accident, which will be revealed later, is related to the death of his son. Uh, I believe as if like he needed to master radiation or something.


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[Assistant] And that's not there anymore. Right. My feeling about that scene, which nobody will ever see, at least not in this version, is that it's good that you cut it because I was like, Oh backstory.


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[Assistant] We don't need backstory. As it turned out, we didn't need backstory.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and one of the reasons I commend that choice is only because I think one of the aspects of this television series that I admire so much is that stuff happened for no good reason. And people behaved in ways that made no sense except in the exigencies of the moment.


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[Assistant] The immediate crisis with the thermal explosion has been solved thanks to the courage of the divers. The survivors of the explosion up in the hospital seem fine.


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[Assistant] Everything's great, it seems. There was even I believe a parade sequence that you had early in this episode.


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[Assistant] That they were going out and having parades. In fact, the bureaucrat who treated Emily Watson so badly.


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[Assistant] And the first animation of that or at least direct evidence of that is, is Legasov's conversation about the effects of radiation sickness.


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[Assistant] Let's pause for a second and talk about the decision making process that you and the other producers had about how much of this you were going to show.


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[Assistant] Right. And her, her recklessness in, again, skipping ahead a bit, her recklessness in going in to see him when she is pregnant, when she has been told, you're not pregnant, are you?


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[Assistant] Is that something you had to stop and think about in terms of her attitude? Is she in denial? Nothing bad will happen. What are they talking about?


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[Assistant] Do you think that she may not have understood the danger she was putting her baby in at that moment?


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[Assistant] Sure. Let's go back for a moment to Chernobyl. Uh, one of my favorite scenes, the coal miner scene. Right.


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[Assistant] These coal miners were brought to Chernobyl to do this project, which will be described to us and to them. This is the second time that people have been, Soviet people have been enlisted to go and work on this problem at great risk to themselves. And they go.


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[Assistant] So all of that effort and ultimately was unnecessary because it never melted down to the concrete path.


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[Assistant] Of cancer or radiation related disease. Yeah, but of course it is important that they went because it gave us what is important for every HBO show, an unnecessary nude scene.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, let me say that again. It gave us what every HBO production much have is a gratuitous nudity scene. Yes. Which is important. Is that real? Did they actually like take off their clothes and dig naked?


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[Assistant] There's a scene in which Legasov does something and he doesn't do a lot. He gets angry. Right.


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[Assistant] And he gets angry because of the 30 kilometer exclusion zone.


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[Assistant] And he seems to be angry because it's just so arbitrary.


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[Assistant] We can talk about, I was gonna save to this last episode, but we'll talk about it now I guess.


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[Assistant] How does, how does one arrange to, to visit Chernobyl to get inside the exclusion zone?


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[Assistant] I mean the exclusion zone, how big it is. Again, this was a question I was saving for later, but I'll ask it now. You presumably visited Chernobyl after X number of years of researching, writing, rewriting production. How did it feel to actually be there?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause it was building four, building three, a huge extent of turbines. Correct. And then two and one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow. Back up at the hospital, the KGB appears and the research efforts are interrupted.


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[Assistant] Again because we're dealing with an invented character, I'm assuming you're representing a larger effort by the KGB to prevent this scientific investigation from going forward.


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[Assistant] And in a weird way, this is sort of the other version of Legasov's earlier speech about radiation poisoning. Correct. He says, this is what's going to happen to those men. Now he's describing to Gorbachev and the rest of the council, this is what we are going to need to do to describe what I believe is called historically the liquidation.


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[Assistant] We go back to Moscow for a second after the scene in the Kremlin in which Legasov explains what will be needed and it is accepted. He goes and finds Kamiuk in the prison where she's been put.


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[Assistant] Wow. You know, my writer's eye was like, oh, this is a scene. This is one of the very, very few places in this entire series where we stopped to make a point. Right.


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[Assistant] The point seems to be about the scientific community.


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[Assistant] Involved in Chernobyl and what they were doing and why they were doing it.


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[Assistant] There's obviously a character moment there for both of them as you just described.


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[Assistant] The series began with the words, what are the cost of lies? So it almost seems as if this is a counterpoint to that. Like because lies as we have seen and we'll see more of are so devastating. The only response to that problem is to seek the truth no matter what.


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[Assistant] Right. And in much the same way that this episode is mainly about like the long-term costs of what has happened, the final episodes are the difficulty of executing that. Both the, as we'll see, the liquidation and ultimately the search for truth, which has to be done.


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[Assistant] Right. There's a shot in this that stayed with me more than I think than almost any other shot in the whole series and that is...


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[Assistant] Emily Watson entering the hospital room of Akimov. We've seen Topdunov.


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[Assistant] The younger man with that wispy mustache, who was so horribly burned, who even in his hospital bed seems proud that he was the chief engineer in the control room at the age of 25. But then she goes to visit Akimov who was in charge of the room that I don't know his official title.


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[Assistant] The shift chief and we don't see him. Right. We see her face as she looks at him and she says later his face was gone. So you made a decision not to show, not to up the ante on the physical brutality of what had happened.


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[Assistant] So you never filmed it? You never put the actor in makeup and filmed it?


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[Assistant] I mean, one of the reasons it was so effective and so memorable, in addition to Emily Watson doing all the work, we had seen Totonov and we've seen Vasily.


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[Assistant] And the implication is that what Emily Watson is looking at at that moment is far worse. And so what we imagine is bad enough.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There's a, there's a strong implication that, that people then knew who these people were, why they were being buried that way. That the secret was out in a weird way. There was no more, I mean, these people were not being secret away at night. Correct. The secret was out at this point. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This has been episode three of the Chernobyl podcast, the only podcast that's even more depressing than the show.


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[Assistant] It is about. You can of course rate this podcast. You can subscribe to it. You can tell your friends about it. You can call them up in the middle of the night because you just can't stop thinking about it and then just, you know, annoy them with telling them all of your thoughts about this podcast. I highly recommend doing that.


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[Assistant] You can listen to this podcast via Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, NPR One, or wherever else you choose to get your podcast. It's also available on YouTube, and for the first time ever,


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[Assistant] It's Daily NFL Podcast. I'm Will Brinson. I'm your host. It is Monday, July 25th.


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[Assistant] Alright, 24th maybe? Whatever. Uh, if you're listening to the podcast, if you're watching with us on YouTube live, youtube.com slash pick six, it is Friday, July 22nd. I hope everyone is having a fantastic


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[Assistant] Had or is planning to have or just had a fantastic weekend.


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[Assistant] It's time for a little mailbag. John breach is not here to do his normal voice, so I'll try instead.


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[Assistant] How's that for a breach mailbag impersonation, Wilson? Oh gosh. Ryan Wilson joining me, by the way.


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[Assistant] That's a 2.5 out of 10. That wasn't great. I was going for a 1.


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[Assistant] Just trying to bomb as badly as possible. Uhm, for those that listened to yesterday's show.


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[Assistant] We sort of did two podcasts at once. We were hoping to minimize the workload on various people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe take it a little easier on Friday. But you know who, you know who won't do that? Let us do that, Wilson. The ol' Task Mask.


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[Assistant] Ah, that's correct. Uh, yeah, you're right. I still sound echoey. Apologies. I did buy some soundproofing stuff. It's not working.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, you're right, and he's the, uhm, he's the uppity, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] You know how I know? It's, it's a, it's one of those things where you're watching.


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[Assistant] This show's already off the rails early, I like it. Uh, can you name the band? No.


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[Assistant] That's who did the Cleveland Cleveland Rocks. Yeah, how about that? Maybe I did know that.


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[Assistant] I took guitar lessons for like a very, very small period of time when I was younger.


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[Assistant] You know, I was going to teach you a good song, but sure. I'll teach you the two chords that the president's United States of America play on lump. Loser.


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[Assistant] I can still probably play, I can still probably play a couple of power chords and maybe if you gave me like 15 minutes, uh, play the, the beginning of come as you are by Nirvana.


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[Assistant] It feels like you're deflecting because you don't really want to tell people what you play on guitar.


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[Assistant] I mean, I just think that this is the theory. So I've had this, I've had my Led Zeppelin theory.


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[Assistant] When I assume you and I were both in high school, Led Zeppelin was like the biggest band on the planet.


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[Assistant] Well, no, there's like a, there's a pop studio in a, um, in a sports studio.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I just think they're underrated in my, but my Jimi Hendrix take was going to be that.


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[Assistant] Like Hendrix, like I think Zeps kind of moved back to a little more mainstream, like people were listening to it maybe more often than they were like five years ago.


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[Assistant] Hendrix, Hendrix is, has, has drifted into extremely underrated territory. In terms of...


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[Assistant] Do you say Axis Foley? Axis Foley's Love, the album.


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[Assistant] What, what is the most like, what's the, what is the song that you play that you're a 15 year old son who he hears it and is like, you are such a dork dad.


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[Assistant] Right. And so what my point is like, you're like, you want to call him Brinson Jr. Well, if I tell you something that's going to like annoy your 15 year old, it's probably going to work. So you know what you should do? This is what I would do if I were you.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, can't wait for this parenting advice. Go ahead. I would, for the remaining days of July, strap your acoustic guitar over your head. Or whatever, just put the guitar on there.


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[Assistant] Preferably he's at home with friends or like on a phone call.


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[Assistant] And you yell out, it's Christmas in July, baby. And just start playing Jingle Bell Rock and like, don't stop. Just do not like play the entire song and then walk back downstairs, put your guitar down and do that every day for the rest of July. And he will, he will, he won't, he won't have anything, any kind of comeback. I promise. Just try it once.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well the problem is that like, you do run the risk of...


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[Assistant] Like you have to, it takes a lot of confidence to do that. You have to be willing to look extremely...


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[Assistant] 15 year old, like 15 year old, like.


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[Assistant] Boys are the most, like, the most petrifying audience on the entire planet to like, be talking to.


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[Assistant] Cause they're, they're just full blown sarcastic, like, D, don't give a bleep.


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[Assistant] There's just a pretty big gulf between...


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[Assistant] That's a tough, I mean, I think the answer is hand down pants. I think that that is less...


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[Assistant] So like you basically have to take your normal course of life where you- With one three second exception.


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[Assistant] Right, but I'm saying like, it's not like you get to like cut out a bunch of handshakes. You still are doing the same thing. No, everything's the same. Except every single time, like, you are a pariah.


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[Assistant] Like whether it's like, I don't care, but I don't want to do it before I shake somebody's hand. Right.


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[Assistant] I mean, as far as you know, as far as you know, uh, that was accidental. Sorry. Uhm, the hands on the pants thing like.


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[Assistant] Now, part of that too is like you need to be, uhm, if you're constantly hand, now, like, do you have to, you, can you use your other hand to like fist pound or shake hands?


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[Assistant] If you're like my left hand, I mean, everybody's assuming that your hands are, you know, you're, you're not exactly like a clean hygienic, you know, germaphobe. If you've got your hand down your pants 24 seven, I mean.


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[Assistant] I'm going nose pick if I can't play golf ever again. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, that's obviously, that's not gonna work. See, I have to, people just stop shaking your hand.


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[Assistant] If you're the, if you're the nose picker, nose pick handshake guy, like you get, you, you, this happens like five or six times.


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[Assistant] So you're like, it's just a thing. I can't help it. And then, and then publicly, like people just stop shaking your hand. Like people come up to you and they're like, hey, what's up, bro? And then they like take a step back.


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[Assistant] You would actually become a cleaner person.


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[Assistant] You see him at a, you see him at a Superbowl event and you're like, Oh man, I can't believe I got to shake this guy's hand. And then all of a sudden you have to pick your nose and then he says you're fired.


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[Assistant] I've seen the dollar, the million dollars, the 69 dollars, the one dollar one.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, Derek Shaw requested money from me too. Get out of here, buddy.


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[Assistant] Who requested, uhm, $15 for me. This is like way like a year ago.


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[Assistant] And the person said, oops, wrong person, sorry. If you feel it in your heart, feel free to return it. I was like, I looked, I was like, you didn't pay me anything. So it was like, it was a pretty clever little scam.


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[Assistant] So you have to, in theory, uhm, type in your last four digits of your phone number? Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Uhm, by the way, if you want to request money from Ryan Wilson, his Venmo is Ryan-Wilson-37831, which I've almost memorized at this point, which is hysterical. Gross.


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[Assistant] Do that. Send weird requests now while we're on the podcast. He's going to get emails and alerts about him. It's going to annoy him. He's going to think it's kind of funny. Fire up one dollar request.


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[Assistant] I believe Diba's response was the next podcast producer can take care of that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one, it's indicative of Devo's work ethic, which as we know is lacking these days, and that's okay. Uhm, it doesn't really matter, his boss quit listening to this podcast, so don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then two, it really tells you that I think there's some frustration from Devo. He thought he'd be gone.


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[Assistant] From this podcast by now and the reality that he's never leaving is starting to creep in.


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[Assistant] Mailbag Q from My Name for Benson's Tattoo on Apple Podcasts from Australia. Oh, I like that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Ian Marquez asks, do you think Nada is dreading this job the way Britson talks about Diva? Uhm, I mean, have you heard Diva talk about me?


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[Assistant] Nada does the Ion College Basketball Podcast, primarily.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think, I don't think he minds this podcast because it's not like he's not doing it every day. So it's like, it's just, it's like you do A every day and then like occasionally you get a little Z like once a week, you get some Z.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what happened is they were getting a bunch of like applications for the job and then I retweeted it and everybody's like, nope, I'm out. Right. They realized who they have to work with.


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[Assistant] Uh, can you, anyway, can you please speculate on and rank the best worst available head coaching positions going into the 2023 season?


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[Assistant] This year there were five vacancies and the top candidates for those positions. Thanks for the fun and in-depth analysis. Always a pleasure.


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[Assistant] I, right, in the, let's find legit, we did this, um, Breach and I did this looking at possible GBG trade candidates. I just think this is sort of how my brain always operates when I'm trying to narrow down a list of NFL teams.


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[Assistant] I think it's possible the Jets job could come open. I don't think it's likely, but that's the only AFC East job that could come open.


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[Assistant] Well that, okay, that's, but that's, that's not a job. That's a candidate. All right. Let's lose. All right. Bengals, nobody's going anywhere. Steelers, nobody's going anywhere.


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[Assistant] At Browns, I don't think so. John R. Walsh. So that's true division down where nobody's getting fired.


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[Assistant] It would be a really, really bad look to fire a black head coach back to back one year.


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[Assistant] Andy Reid is safe. Josh McDaniel is safe. Brandon Staley is safe. Who's not going to be a single coach from the AFC Fire?


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[Assistant] Assuming Cowboys is a, alright, Cowboys is a legitimate possible opening. And that's a big time sharp hitting factor too. Uhm, Washington won't fire Ron Rivera. The Giants just hired Brian Dabble.


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[Assistant] But do you mean like he's fine like his job is fine or like he's fine as a coach?


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[Assistant] Dream Team style comments have got you just rattled. He said that?


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Packers, nothing's happening there. The, uh, the Vikings just hired Kevin O'Connell. The Bears just hired Matt Deberflis.


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[Assistant] I guess they could fire him after one year if it's like really, really badly, but that would be surprising. The Lions aren't firing Dan Campbell.


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[Assistant] That means you think three quarters of the division is getting fired. All right. Two and a half. What are you taking? Uh, the over, I think the over two and a half is probably like plus one 50. I mean, three out of four coaches fired a division is pretty hefty. Okay. Let's go through them. I don't think Todd balls would get fired. Okay.


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[Assistant] Like you trade Matt Ryan, it's like very clear that they're rebooting. I would take the under two and a half. Wow. Okay.


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[Assistant] But I mean, two, two getting fired in there would not be surprising at all. I mean, I think Matt Rule is fired if he doesn't make the playoffs. And if, if, if they start like one and five.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, David Tepper, like, David, David Tepper's like firing people from his soccer team. Just cause he's like, like he's, he's like, I'm gonna fire somebody. I can't fire a rule yet. I've got to fire somebody. These brass balls back here aren't going to fire themselves.


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[Assistant] If, man, that would be wild if they had like, if they started like seven or like six and two and then finished like seven and ten.


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[Assistant] And Kyler was a disaster down the stretch and Hopkins got hurt and.


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[Assistant] I know, that's what I'm saying, like.


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[Assistant] Where's the panther, the panther, the panthers have to be on the list somewhere because like there's a, like the highest. Well, even if it's not the most attractive job, the percentage chance of Matt rule. Hi.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, yeah, I think so too. Alright, so like maybe like he maybe he's.


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[Assistant] And he doesn't want, he just didn't, maybe he doesn't, I mean, I don't know. I'm just floating. Like he's not a big Malik Willis guy and.


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[Assistant] He's mad that they traded AJ Brown and that they're moving on from Tannahill and that their whole approach is just in contrast to what he wants to do and he's like, I'm out and you have a.


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[Assistant] The old W regime, or maybe it was the original Bush regime.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that wasn't, that was an accidental humble bragging of me to do that, sorry. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And are the four most likely. Tennessee is not really likely. We're just.


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[Assistant] And look, all this changes in like week 6 when some teams 1 and 5 and...


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[Assistant] To be without a job last year? Was he the first? You're scared to even say if you didn't know he was fired. Cause he resigned. Yeah, he was the first guy gone.


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[Assistant] His odds weren't that long because they've been too bad. The general public was under the impression that John Gruden could get fired for performance reasons, not realizing that John Gruden was essentially as powerful as Mark Davis in that organization. Except he didn't understand how email worked.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's like more powerful than, he was more powerful than Mark Davis, based simply on his haircut and his ability, you know, the type of car he drove. Uhm, so we need a 15. Houston?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think that's a wrong answer.


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[Assistant] I can't believe you said that out loud. Maybe he'll give us, maybe he gives you a bunch of money and that's great. But like, he and Marty Herney, who also no longer work for the team, uhm,


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[Assistant] A former radio host in Charlotte, uh, multiple time GM. Pete Prisco called him the, uhm, what do you call him? The patron saint of...


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[Assistant] Media members turned GMs. I think he did it in a private text or I shouldn't say that. Anyway, uhm. Another humble wreck. Yes, I texted Pete. Humble wreck. Uhm.


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[Assistant] What was I trying to say? They flew to, they flew to, they flew to Waco.


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[Assistant] And like, whined and dined Matt Ruhl and gave him this huge contract and...


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[Assistant] They sold, both sides sold each other on this incredible rebuild and like how they were gonna, you know, six year plan, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And like two years in, it's like Matt rules got the hottest seat in football.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was too. I thought you might take the Notre Dame job.


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[Assistant] So, uh, Philly, Washington, DVD, if Diva thinks it's possible, it's possible. I think the Saints are maybe in there. I don't know. They were doing a terrible job answering this question. Oh my God.


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[Assistant] It's a single question mail back maybe. Uhm, yeah, Sean Payton is one.


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[Assistant] It's like everybody's kind of bolted to Kyle Shanahan.


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[Assistant] He's, he's, he and Steve Belichick, yeaah, I think he is that far along, uh, E.C. Belichick are essentially, by the way, you know the Patriots don't have a single...


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Luke Getzi, who's now the OC with Denver, was the QB coach with the Packers and followed Nathaniel Hackett, I believe. Uh, is, it would be the mix. Uhm.


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[Assistant] I mean, they were, like, they were basically trying to hire Josh McCown. Maybe they fired Lovey for Josh McCown, who knows? Uhm, oh, Demica Ryan's?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like if the Raiders defense is good, then... They should be.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was a, uh, I guess we should probably.


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[Assistant] This is the problem with, like, if you watch the podcast on YouTube, it's much, I mean, it's not much better. It's just like, this is like Friday vibes.


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[Assistant] Before we go to recipe, let's take a quick break and then we'll answer another question next.


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[Assistant] Similar question. Assuming Matt Ruhl gets the axe during or after the season, will he get another opportunity to be a head coach in the NFL right away?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I mean, clearly he does, because he interviewed with the Jets before. Before what? Before he, before he, like, before they hired Robert Sala. He was about to be the Jets head coach. He was taking the job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, okay, next question. Incredible show. Love the banter.


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[Assistant] I listen every day. This is from Keaton989 via Apple Podcast. If you ever want to ask, if you want to ask a mail back question prior to the 2022 season, leave a five star review on Apple Podcast. We will answer any and all mail back questions.


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[Assistant] I actually, you know what? We'll take, we'll do an ex, we'll do a exclusive, vendor exclusive, uh, uh, mailbag in the next couple of weeks. Send your mailbag questions to Ryan, send the weirdest possible questions at Ryan-Wilson-37831. I've now memorized it. This is pathetic.


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[Assistant] Uh, Keaton says, incredible show. Love the banter. I listen every day. Not only is it highly entertaining, but also informative to present sometimes dry info in a fun way. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, here we go, ladies and gentlemen. You wanted to, you wondered what could possibly derail this tattoo this time. It can't be Brinson anymore. It can't be breach anymore.


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[Assistant] That is, this is classic Wilson. Classic. You're trying to wriggle out of this tattoo and you're trying to... Give me another example of classic Wilson.


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[Assistant] You're like, you're trying to pin this on me. Like, it's my fault that I have friends. Like, I'm gonna ditch a two-day work event to go see friends in Nashville.


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[Assistant] The only impediment to live streaming the tattoo in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Is, like, you filing an HR complaint, which is entirely possible.


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[Assistant] But you're going to get that tattoo, and it worst comes to worst, Deebo's going to pull out his iPhone and put it up on Streamyard. Right, Deebo? I don't care. Yeah, that's the plan. Just, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm concerned about like, is this, are you worried you're gonna be body shaved? No. People are gonna be like, oh, I thought you said.


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[Assistant] You know, you know what Robbie's big into now? It's, it cracks me up. Uhm, he loves, he loves doing, he'll come up and like do like, uh, like re, and this is like very much like, like we wouldn't have done this as kids because there weren't memes and GIFs. He'll like recreate a GIF. Like, you know, the guy who like does like, he's like, does the P sign that disappears?


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[Assistant] That's funny that the kids know that one too. I know. Um, I, you know, I watched, um, we watched or we watched, I guess we watched the Mr. Beast videos. Like they're pretty funny. Who's Mr. Beast? Oh, but you're so old. Ask your 15 year old.


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[Assistant] Now, uh, do you know the, uh, Devo probably knows this, I would think. The Imagine Dragons joke.


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[Assistant] Mr. Beast did it on YouTube and it's fine, it's funny. Uhm, it's a D's... joke. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna, I really want to. You can see that I really want to.


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[Assistant] Uhm, joke on me and I like almost swerved off the road laughing so hard. And every single thing he's done has been funny for like the last.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, let's see if we can bang out these last two real quick.


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[Assistant] So, I wonder, like I remember Anthony- I'll text Pete, I'll text Pete while you're talking.


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[Assistant] The size of Larry Allen would be potentially an impediment against Aaron Donald.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I mean the other thing too is like you're taking Larry Allen and Anthony Munoz in their respective primes. Let's not Jim breach was on this podcast, telling us how on the one year in order to get to the AFC championship game,


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[Assistant] They had to hitch, he had a teammate had to hitch a ride from a waitress at a diner like several hours before the game. And that sort of set me saying that like.


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[Assistant] You, you're not riding in cra- you don't have cra- like the, all the technology and the medical improvements and the physical, um, you know, like, like all the stuff that's been


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[Assistant] The way that the way that athletes operate now, they're just in vastly better shape.


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[Assistant] And vastly stronger and more athletically built than anybody in the eighties or nineties or even two thousands.


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[Assistant] Aaron Donald. What's up with these YouTube shorts?


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[Assistant] Reggie Whitey is like bodying dudes with one hand. Man, he absolutely takes Larry Allen to the cleaners in this clip.


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[Assistant] Anywho, uhm. Yeah, I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take the, uh.


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[Assistant] The, the younger, the, the modern guys. Uhm, I will say that if I were, if you were picking like one person who might, like the big, the biggest human being I've ever been near,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, Ogden was, you were just like, oh my God, you are like, how, and like Ogden stands out cause like, you don't see football players who are 6'9".


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[Assistant] No. You just don't, I mean like you don't, they just play other sports. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Uh, ZachMitchell97 on Twitter asked, the past two seasons we've seen Stafford, uh, and by the way, I want to point out that Ryan Wilson


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[Assistant] Stealing my takes. I'm just sports HQ said Matthew Stafford might be even better in 2022 than he was in 2021. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] I see Stafford traded the Rams and Russell Wilson traded the Broncos. My question is, which team would you like to see make a big QB trade and who would be a realistic option and for what compensation?


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[Assistant] Lamar, Lamar might really be the only answer because there's like basically everybody is either been traded for.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dolphins and Jets have quarterbacks in their rookie contracts and like, maybe they don't pin out, but I mean, they're still not trading or trading somebody or trading for somebody. Uh, Bingles, rookie deal, Steelers are candidate, Browns are traded for Watson, Ravens have Lamar, Titans, I guess could trade for somebody or could trade.


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[Assistant] Because we, we are at this point where there's a saturation of younger quarterbacks or like, like in other.


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[Assistant] Or, or has a guy like a Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, where it's like, there's nothing happening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, all right, so you have, um, one instead of Brown's the Colts.


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[Assistant] I just meant like, that's what I'm saying, like teams who in the past like, six months have traded four. Oh, I see, right.


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[Assistant] Uh, Giants, Giants are a weird one. Uhm, Eagles are a weird one too, I guess. Chargers.


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[Assistant] Texans are a weird one, but Jaguars is five. Steelers, can you pick it? Uhm, and then Jets and Dolphins. So you have like.


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[Assistant] Like eight quarterbacks who have, uhm,


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[Assistant] You're 18, so you have, so you have 13 teams.


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[Assistant] Who have either just traded for a quarterback or have a quarterback on their rookie deal. And then you have.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's the Patriots, excuse me. So you have 14 teams. So nearly half of the league is like,


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[Assistant] Kind of like, you know, heavily invested in someone that they just acquired.


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[Assistant] And then that doesn't even count when you, oh, I didn't, I didn't do the bingles either. I'm an idiot. So yeah, it's like, it's like 15 teams. There's a ton of teams.