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[Assistant] How did that be dumb? You say it's dumb. You say it's dumb. Kaderia's Tony, when used properly, will be one of the most explosive athletes in the NFL. I saw it. We saw flashes, but what if you signed him for 10 years and he plays...


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[Assistant] I can't wait until he's out of his working contract. I cannot wait so I can actually root for this man. My gosh.


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[Assistant] Would, would you like me to play that now? So last week, I'll just reset it here. Last week I won.


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[Assistant] the punishment and I went and we recreated the moment


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, y'all, y'all can determine how fast I ran. Make your guesses in the comments. I got 23.


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[Assistant] I guess it's next, it's a public field next to a skate park?


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[Assistant] So it's, you know, it's like one of those football fields. I was, I was dropping my kid off at the skate park and it just, I just was like, oh, there's a football field. I was like, son, can you film me? And, uh,


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[Assistant] So, Tom, with your little excuse about not being able to recreate Robbie Gold, I found a football field in like five minutes.


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[Assistant] Also, why did the gosh darned Cowboys become the first team in the league to partner with blockchain.com?


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[Assistant] What is going on? Are we selling NFTs? This was supposed to be like a huge announcement, played up heavily, and then it comes out and Jerry Jones is holding a jersey that says blockchain.com.


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[Assistant] Well done. Well done, Brandon. I think when you get, uh, let go from your job as a fireman, you should be doused, not fired.


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[Assistant] Wait, what are we about to do? What are we about to do? Explain to the people who just joined.


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[Assistant] What are they saying they should do? What they should do is rehire Urban Meyer.


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[Assistant] Buh-leak-willis. Buh-leak-willis.


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[Assistant] Quarterback system, baby. Quarterback system. That's it. Okay, I gotta, I got something here. I got something here for the, for the Jags. This is what this guy says, CBS Sports. Josh Edwards, CBS Sports, here we go.


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[Assistant] I have low confidence in this actually being the pick for Jacksonville.


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[Assistant] Aiden Hutchinson, Edge. I could see the franchise tossing around the idea of taking one of those offensive linemen, and there's been a lot of buzz about the Jaguars heavily considering Trayvon Walker.


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[Assistant] Who parlayed a strong career for the national champions into a strong combined performance. For now, I am sticking with Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson Edge, Michigan, 6 foot 7, 260.


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[Assistant] I honestly, and we talked about this in the show and I said someone else should say this, but I'm gonna say it. Because I'm a dick like that.


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[Assistant] Actually, if you think about it, somebody's gonna get desperate for a guy like a Malik Willis or an Evan Neil or a Kenny Pickett. They're gonna think they're gonna be incredible talents that are clear cut number one.


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[Assistant] Because if you think about it, five years ago, Chicago panicked and traded a, up one position, they gave away premium mid-round selections to draft the flop in Mitch Trubisky. So that's my reference there. Who does he play for now? Football GMs over Think Everything. Somebody's gonna get desperate. He plays for the Stellers, who are the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] It's the Vaan Retribution for escaping all those super chat donations early on when you were on Twitch. This is what this is. All right, do we have any more Jaguars hot takes? Cause we gotta get through all of these and if it takes a minute each then- Molly Willis.


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[Assistant] Cause like, I don't even know what the Jax fans are thinking of watching at this point. Oh.


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[Assistant] So this one for the pick two, if you, do we want to keep reading? Because I got a different pick two.


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[Assistant] How about we do, what, do you guys want to do like the most believable and then we save next week for like, uh, our traditional, like mock, mock. So we can do like.


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[Assistant] What do we actually think is gonna happen? Like the most dumb thing that I think that they would do, honestly, is to take Trayvon Walker.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and pass on Hutchinson, which would just be, you know,


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[Assistant] If you didn't believe in any of the quarterbacks, if you felt very strongly like how,


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[Assistant] Tom feels about these quarterbacks. You don't think any of these quarterbacks can be a franchise QB? Absolutely, I'm with Tom. But if you think any of these players can go and carry a franchise, you gotta take it at two. Whether it's this year or next year. If you think you find your guy, you think this is the guy, you take him at two. If you don't, you wait.


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[Assistant] That's a weird thing they do. Right. That messes up. Kanai Sewell and Evan Neal. So what they would do is take Evan Neal at number two and just mess up their draft.


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[Assistant] I go to this website right now. It says every position. Yes.


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[Assistant] So in that vein, I think the dumbest thing that they would do is horrible asset management and take Malik Willis at three if he was the mayor. No, no, the worst thing that Texans can do is trade to number one for Malik Willis.


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[Assistant] He had a statistically better year than, uhm, Trevor Lawrence and, uh, Zach Jones. Trevor Lawrence though, we should not look at anything Trevor Lawrence did this year. We should treat next season as Trevor Lawrence's rookie season. What the heck?


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[Assistant] I'll agree. I'll agree. We'll give them a mulligan. Alright, what do the Jets do? The Jets to mess up their draft is just draft. That's what they'll do. I don't really know what.


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[Assistant] Like Derek Stinkley. They just take him at number four.


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[Assistant] Where did this happen before? I feel like that same scenario occurred just like that before in a draft where someone took...


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[Assistant] It was flip flopped, it's escaping me right now, but literally what Tom just said I feel like has happened in a draft before.


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[Assistant] I've said it's really difficult for the Giants. I said it's impossible for the Giants to mess up at 5 and 7. The way that they do that though is to take defensive backs or safeties at the 5 and 7 in this loaded draft where Kavon Thibodeau


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[Assistant] Ikem Ekwanu. Evan Neal could possibly be there, you know.


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[Assistant] We, yes, we do need defensive backs, but you need to address those problems with the eight other freaking picks you have in this draft. So what would you like to see though? So your picks are Kyle Hamilton and Sauce Gardner. Yeah. So I think, I think the way that the Giants mess it up bad is take either


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[Assistant] If that happens on draft night, I will...


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[Assistant] No, I can't, I can't harm myself, but I might.


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[Assistant] To build a foundation, to build a team that's going to be successful for the long run, you've got to start in the trenches. And right now the Giants trenches are horrible. Like, how do you start building a car?


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[Assistant] Any player in this draft that you would package both of your picks for and trade up? Any one player.


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[Assistant] No, I think they would, they would, they got to stay at five and seven because they need that value at the top of the draft. They need that. No player just could have so many players that trade up. You could potentially trade the seventh down, see what happens.


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[Assistant] That would be, like, I just don't get it. You need picks though, dude. After the mid-teens, I think you're still getting the solid player. Okay. We have ten picks. Like, I'm counting yours.


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[Assistant] The only thing that would cause me a meltdown again is if they take D-backs at the five and seven or trade down or do something dumb like that. So I'm not. We're saying if they package both of these picks and trade up to two for Kayvon Thibodeau, it's dumb. I think that's what you're saying.


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[Assistant] No, I don't like that. Because, okay, if you don't get Tibido, you could get whoever. There's so many defensive, I mean, there's so many, uh, edge and line. There's a lot of death and edge rushers. There's just so many. I would love Tibido. Don't get me wrong.


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[Assistant] He might, he might end up being the best QB from this class. We don't know. But just going off of the tape and going off of the combines and everything?


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[Assistant] I would be livid if that were the QB the Panthers selected. Can we get the thing back up? So we see where we are.


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[Assistant] That's perfect. This mock actually had Kenny Pickett going. My mock had Kenny Pickett going to the Panthers. CBS's mock.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the Giants just put like Derek Stingley in there.


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[Assistant] I like it. Jets would take a tight end at pick 10.


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[Assistant] Real quick, before we continue, how much research have you guys been doing on this draft? Because I'll tell you, Cowboys are drafting later.


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[Assistant] I don't know all the players in this year's draft, but I can imagine five, you've been doing a deep dive on all these players, seeing who's who.


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[Assistant] What's what? No, because honestly, because we're picking so high in the draft at five and seven, I'm just familiarizing myself with those top line players. I don't really care after that. Like.


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[Assistant] I just don't want them to mess up five and seven and that's it. Like, I don't care beyond that. Like, it would be really difficult to mess up.


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[Assistant] What is it? What's 2 divided by 7? What percentage is that? 3.5?


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[Assistant] To mess up 28% of the draft, okay, of the first 7 picks, mess up 28% of that, that would be really tough to do.


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[Assistant] They're gonna train Zach Wilson. I don't put it past him.


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[Assistant] Force it in there. Hey, there are nice little third round picks baby. Alright.


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[Assistant] I'm going to be honest here. I think Houston has an edge and like an itch to draft another quarterback. I think they trade up with the Jets again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be too small. That's not what they would do. Oh, Bernard Ryman. Ah, they're going Patriot style. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey, Damien Pierce is not bad now. He's not bad. Stop playing. Go Gators. Not in the first round though. Boom. Alright. Take a tight end. That's not bad. Perfect. What's the odds at all for


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[Assistant] They need to draft another wide receiver. Another wide receiver. They could do quarterback next. It's wide receiver. They draft Chris Alave. Alave. Alave is the sexy pick. One of them will work out someday. Saints, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, because, you know, he's known to push people.


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[Assistant] The Eagles might make these two picks. Honestly. What was the first one?


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[Assistant] I would go edge or they, they trade up to pick Ben Roethlisberger.


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[Assistant] Is Kenny Pickett left? Zappy. I think it's gone. Oh. Bailey's app. Well, I mean Matt Corral.


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[Assistant] If they want to draft the widest quarterback ever, they should take Kase Kokos.


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[Assistant] If Damien Pierce can catch the hack, y'all better go to Breeze Hall.


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[Assistant] No, they take Desmond Ritter, insurance policy of Kyler Murray leaves. Same style.


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[Assistant] The dumbest thing for the Cowboys would be to take a tight end. That is the stupidest thing we could do.


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[Assistant] Franchise Knight-Schultz, uh, this would be the dumbest thing.


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[Assistant] By far, to get it tied in. Whoever, whoever it is, I don't care if you're...


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, middle linebacker. Could give him a linebacker. That wouldn't be dumb because we're thinking about linebacker. Some people are saying we might get Nicoby Dean at this position.


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[Assistant] That'd be good. That would be, yea, that'd be a smart pick for the build. That's good. Yes. Rehab, they did it. It worked with Wills McGay. Mhm. Alright.


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[Assistant] Willis McGahey. What is this man up to these days? I have not heard that name in a while. Willis McGahey.


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[Assistant] Or some type of defensive player. Cornerback, cornerback, yea. Willis McGahey was known for his dislike of Applebee's? Y'all know this?


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[Assistant] Last count had him at 10 children by 9 different women.


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[Assistant] I don't think they have the Antonio Cromartie High School. Why are y'all donating so much money? There are other people, bro. Donate to someone else right now!


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[Assistant] I think Tampa Bay needs to tackle. I think they'd go EKM. The worst thing Bucks could do is take a QB, honestly. No, not the worst thing they could do.


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[Assistant] Or a wide receiver. But like, they have Trask. They just took another QB last year. Hi.


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[Assistant] I mean, the guard, it makes sense cause Ali Marpet retired, but...


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[Assistant] How come every ad for a chicken sandwich whenever you get the actual chicken sandwich does not look like the chicken sandwich?


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[Assistant] Skylar. We got Skylar and Kyler. Skylar, Kylar, and Desmond Ritter. Three quarterback option, baby. Done. Is there another name that rhymes with Skylar? Skylar, Kylar, Mylar? Cyrus? Mylar? Skylar. Alright. Xylar.


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[Assistant] Uh, I would think the dumbest thing for Kansas City to do is... take a quarterback. Yeaah, it's a quarterback.


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[Assistant] Okay. I guess for every team we could literally just say QB if they have a good QB. Yeaah, we gotta think about those guys. You gotta, it's gotta be dumb. It's gotta be something that they actually would do though. That's the hard part.


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[Assistant] But the Jets trading down eight times will happen. Well, I gotta be delusional.


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[Assistant] I think we did. Chat, you radar drafts, what are you giving this mock draft? Stop playing. I'm giving it an A+.


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[Assistant] 17, Ahmad Garner at 17 is, that's a, that's a great pick.


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[Assistant] I need you guys to be having this much fun for other people's punishments too. What the heck is this? Did Florida State ban the Seminole dude that throws the thing down? Is that, is that banned now? No? You should dress as the Seminole and have to recreate the spike thing. That's pretty good. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] Fly Eagles Fly. Oh, I see a nice one right here. Hold on, let me download this bad boy. E-A-G-L-E-S.


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[Assistant] Hold on. I agree to terms. Lemme put this here. Can I forfeit my money next time I win? Like just donate the money and just not get punished? Or nah, I have to-


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[Assistant] If I lived closer than four hours, I would consider doing that.


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[Assistant] Who was the last person to win the regular season MVP and the Superbowl? A little trivia for you. Is that Warner?


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[Assistant] Uhm, when I used to be on a reality show when I was 14 years old. So if you guys want to see what that was like, it's dropping in a couple of hours.


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[Assistant] March 28th? Yep. Oh, wait. Yeah, I don't think I'll be in Chicago yet.


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[Assistant] That's fair. People just donate to Five and it's like, it's not even a punishment, it's just for your lumbar support.


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[Assistant] And apparently they lied about where they were, like they said they were like a mile down the road and they weren't near the other car. And so now he has two misdemeanor charges and.


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[Assistant] I don't know how much it would impact his draft stock, I mean...


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[Assistant] I almost made a joke because 5 was saying when, you know, when there's smoke, there's fire, but I was like, ehm, or if there's smoke, there's a.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but maybe there's also enough time that's at, like, because this is at the end of April we're talking about. Like, there's also a lot of time to go for more things to come out or for things to get smoothed over. So, I think he still winds up going top 10 though.


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[Assistant] But like, there is something to be said, and how many times has it been repeated by veterans of like any sport, but it's just, you're young.


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[Assistant] Exactly. So you're just even talking about like investing and things like that. There's so many reasons why after players are no longer, like when they're done with the game, that they don't have any money.


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[Assistant] I feel like the cinematography and the pacing was off, uhm, you know, that was really what struck me there.


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[Assistant] The Ravens. Yea, the Ravens literally, like, they had a time today on Twitter because you had players who were going after them being like, yea, no, they're terrible. Like, cause it was the Strengthen, uh, it was the Strength Coach, he was gone I think in what, 2020? He was kicked off?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that was like somewhat recently, but yeah, Rashad Bateman was talking about it. Yes, that's it.


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[Assistant] You're saying, like, Aaron Donald didn't have a good week so he gets an F? Like that kind of thing?


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[Assistant] And it's just, nothing gets done about it. And it's like, again, all the, we've talked about Dan Snyder ad nauseum. And it's like, even his, the players, like, look at these grades, like the one, one A plus, and then they got F minus. What's the A plus in?


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[Assistant] Can I also say too, like, they don't even have a family room, and yet they ranked lower than the Broncos who have, like, they, I'm sorry, they do have a family room, and the Broncos don't, but they still ranked lower for family support, probably, because of, you know, everything they do for families.


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[Assistant] Dude, do you think that's how they beat the Chargers? Like, the red invitation just spread to the visitor's locker room? And they're just like, oh god.


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[Assistant] I mean, so I've talked to, so like I talked to Ryan Grant about this, it was Packers 4 running back and he went to Washington at the time. Uhm, and I think that,


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[Assistant] One, like with five saying it highlights that harsh reality of like there's so many things that can go wrong on the football field. It's an incredibly violent game. It's a very physical game. I mean, like you just look at these guys who like literally just throw their bodies out there and have dramatic repercussions. And the thing is too, like, let's just say you're a running back. You have a window of what?


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[Assistant] And like what you, and that's the thing too, there's so much before the NFL that goes into it, right? Like you're working out, you're going through like this regimen for years and years and years before you even step foot on that playing field.


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[Assistant] And then when you're done, you have the rest of your life to live. You're talking like 50, 60 years and you may have like health problems that are going to last you the rest of your life for the five to seven years that you played in the NFL. And like that's, that's a scary thing. So yeah, I could understand like.


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[Assistant] No money is worth that because it's like, hey, I have to wake up every day now for the rest of my life with mobility issues, with pain and chronic pain because


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[Assistant] It comes down to, and I think like, but this has been an NFL problem, regardless of what we're taught, it's consistency, right? Like there needs to be a standardization across the league, right? It isn't there with fields, it isn't there with facilities, it isn't there with like owners, it isn't there with like, all this crap.


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[Assistant] You are relying on those doctors because who else are you going to turn to? Like you don't know. They're supposed to know what they're talking about.


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[Assistant] Like we joke like a Tyron Taylor and like, like that's horrifying. Like legitimately, like you're putting your hands, like your career, your health and everything in the hands of someone you're supposed to trust. And I think that's what was like what Rashad Bateman was talking about.


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[Assistant] For people who have healthy legs and you don't. So like that should not be the thing. And if we're talking about like, oh yeah, this strength and conditioning guy got fired. Sure. But how many careers did that person shorten? How many ailments did that happen? Like, you know, all these things have just like add up and it's, it's a huge, huge problem.


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[Assistant] And it's like if you're a player who is on the bubble, you do have to play through the pain. Like I know Antonio Brown, I know he's all the stuff that comes with it, but he talked about this too and said like, you were basically saying like, hey,


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[Assistant] You know, suit up and you and you're playing and yo is some truth to that acr on the team, depending on


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[Assistant] Question, real quick. Does anyone know the answer to this on here? Like, let's just say you're a player and you get injured. If you're going for a third party opinion, don't you have to pay for that?


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[Assistant] But that, but like, but that's what I mean. Like that, that, that's a huge problem there. Because if you're a young player who's not making a lot of money because you're not a superstar, you know, you're a seventh round pick. So. Top cookies. Yep.


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[Assistant] Cause I also couldn't do it in the dark cause the monitors would be on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I put out a short today, uh, the Bears fan reaction is done, I'm either gonna put it out tonight or tomorrow, and yeah.


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[Assistant] I can try to do my Q&A tomorrow completely blindfolded.


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[Assistant] And also, we are still waiting for the eagle to come. So there is, I will be going around downtown Orlando, asking people to say, fly, eagles fly for my punishment. Relax, it's on the way and I'm scared and sad.


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[Assistant] That's not bad. You are at about an average lineman speed, okay? Maybe below average lineman speed, but I like it.


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[Assistant] Why is this the funniest episode already? Alright, are we ready to get to the NFL mock draft? Let's get these picks on the board. Chat, help us. Let us know when we get to your team who you think we should be selecting in this mock draft and we'll just go, what the heck, pick by pick? The Jaguar.


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[Assistant] Would y'all attend the 2022 Clickbait Combine? Type 1 for yes, 2 for no, and 3 if you're just here so you won't get fined.


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[Assistant] Okay. Pick number one. Jaguars are on the clock chat. Who are we going with for the Jaguars?


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[Assistant] I'm going Aiden Hutchinson. Two for Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson.


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[Assistant] Lions are now on the clock. If you're joining this mock draft, Lions are on the clock. Who should the Lions select? Let us know.


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[Assistant] Interesting. You know what, that might actually happen to-


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[Assistant] I'm with that. I like tree's theory. I think Malik might be gone at two. So I'll throw, I'll put one for Malik.


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[Assistant] I've also seen several articles too about what Tree is saying, how the best thing the Jags can do at one is to trade back. So I do think that


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[Assistant] The Jags might actually end up trading way number one. But in this timeline, if the Jags take Aiden Hutchinson one.


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[Assistant] I, I do think I'm with Tree. Malik Willis had two.


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[Assistant] Two for, uh, Willis. One for Thibodeau. Five.


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[Assistant] Yes, chat, what are we thinking for pick number three? Leave comments, let us know. Who should the Texans be picking? They need everyone. At every position.


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[Assistant] I'm getting a lot of, uh, tibs. Cave on Tibiddo.


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[Assistant] I feel like this is what's happening with Kaderius Tony. For those unaware, Kaderius Tony, wide receiver for the New York Giants, went to Florida for four years. Go Gators!


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[Assistant] Kadarius Tony is seeing what is happening with Debo Samuel and he's saying, I don't want that to be my future. I think I can anticipate some nonsense like this occurring. So, let me...


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[Assistant] Let me, let me make some noise right now and try and get out of New York right now before I become a Debo Samuel.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, that's my, that's my theory. There's nothing to support this. I just think that. We can continue.


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[Assistant] If I were him, I would want to do the same thing. I'd want to get out immediately by any means possible. Why would I want to be on the New York Giants team?


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[Assistant] By the way, up next, The Giants.


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[Assistant] I feel like y'all would take Tibbido if he's there. Is that true or false?


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[Assistant] And it doesn't matter if you do because your organization somehow will end up messing it up in like a Kaderius Tony situation.


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[Assistant] A lot of people are saying Sam Howell is the most NFL ready, right now.


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[Assistant] And then Desmond Ritter's very interesting cause this man's over here running a 4-5! A 4-5!


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[Assistant] We can hope, we can hope. Matt Corral, Florida Commit, transfer to Mississippi, coming off an injury, uh, higher ceiling, higher ceiling, but


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[Assistant] I think they like picket. Okay, let's do a vote. Let's do a chat vote. Right now, comment Sam Howell.


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[Assistant] Or Kenny Pickett and whichever one collectively we'll go with. Pickett? We'll let the chat.


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[Assistant] Imagine if this happens and you don't take Kayvon Tiptoe, how mad would you be?


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[Assistant] What the heck? I don't think he falls that far. I think he goes in the top.


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[Assistant] I think Garrett Wilson, my pick is for Garrett Wilson.


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[Assistant] Goes up like this. Every draft, there's one player that ends up rising way, way higher than people thought.


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[Assistant] I'll say I'll vote for Stingley too. Looking at this board, maybe they have some reason someone says let's put in Stingley.


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[Assistant] So I was looking at some mocks, some mocks had Hamilton dropping all the way to the Cowboys. Uh, that's interesting.


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[Assistant] I'll go with Hamilton though, because there's not that many safeties available in the first round. So if you want one, you're going, you might have to pay a premium.


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[Assistant] If you guys are just joining, if you're just joining, we're doing a mock draft for the draft next week. Chat is helping us. Let us know your input. We're trying to make these as realistic as possible. Last week we did one unrealistic. This one we're trying to see.


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[Assistant] That you can see right now. But I'm with Karloftis. I'm with Perna.


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[Assistant] Can you go to cornerbacks real quick? Kind of see the big board for the corners.


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[Assistant] Because I'm thinking this might, this might be Kair Elam. Something is telling me this could be a Kair Elam pick right here.


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[Assistant] Just based on, look, on this board to me, Kyair Elam is underrated on this board. I think he will go higher than they have him positioned here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did see articles where these guys were falling.


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[Assistant] So if they're, if they're needing a linebacker, it's Lloyd or Dean.


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[Assistant] They did say now, they are saying that this draft has a lot of good receivers, but if you want a receiver, you're gonna have to get them in the first round.


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[Assistant] A second round I feel like you can get some prime talons.


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[Assistant] I honestly think the Eagles are going to get Kyair Elum here.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, so they've got, they've taken Jalen Rigor, Devante, do you think they go another receiver?


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[Assistant] Let's put in Berks, and we know they like multi-talented players. Let's lock in Traylon Berks.


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[Assistant] This is where the receivers go. So, I say let's lock in Sky Moore here. And then, are you guys picking a receiver, Tom?


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[Assistant] What are we thinking? If Linderbaum's sitting here, you're picking a receiver.


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[Assistant] Will be this pick. I promise. For some reason...


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[Assistant] There's this link between both of us. Kai or Elam if they need a


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[Assistant] So then, let's do Booth then. Even though I'm telling you, if it were between cornerback, they would pick Kyre Elam. Give him Booth. Give him Booth. Give him Booth. But I'm just letting you know, in the real world, there's something there.


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[Assistant] If it plays out like this, the Cowboys will be sitting pretty, cause now we can pick whoever we want, and these are some very good people to pick.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm telling y'all right now, if it plays out like this, we're taking Linderbomb. Okay, we're getting help on the O-line. However... Really? However...


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[Assistant] Well, you need a guard for Connor Williams, so. It could just as easily be Nicoby Dean, okay? And just as easily, it could be Zion Johnson if these are the players available.


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[Assistant] And just as easily, if all these players are available, I anticipate us trading back and then selecting someone like a Kair Elam, a cornerback to help us out.


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[Assistant] So, if you do pick a receiver, it would be Traylon Burks because Jerry Jones, Arkansas. I could just see it happening just like that.


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[Assistant] I don't think we do go receiver here.


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[Assistant] I think if we go receiver, we'll be that guy from Arkansas because Jerry likes the Arkansas guys. We can see that in his picks in the past, but.


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[Assistant] If this, if it plays out like this, I would go Lenderbomb, I would say, and I would be happy with it. I'd tell all the Cowboys fans sit down. Remember when we drafted Travis Patrick?


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[Assistant] Tyler, uh, Beatis. Uhm, so. Is he replacing Tyler's? Yea, get a better Tyler. Yea, that makes a lot of sense.


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[Assistant] So I would go Tyler, Tyler Linderbombs center.


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[Assistant] What do you know about him? Damien's good. I don't think he goes in the first round though. I think he goes in the second.


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[Assistant] Kyre Elim will not be available. Like if they need corner, they need to get Kyre Elim because this is a top 15 talent that they're getting at 25.


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[Assistant] This is wild, cause like, in this draft, no quarterbacks. Like, the quarterbacks are not flying.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we get to pick 27 and all four of these quarterbacks are still on the board like this.


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[Assistant] Would you bring up the safeties real quick? We have no safeties going in the first round so far.


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[Assistant] Would Tye Moore be a direct fill-in for Tyreek?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Epikety, this is, this is where I can see.


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[Assistant] So maybe they go, uhm, what's the name? Jaquan Brisker.


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[Assistant] Get your screenshots right now and tag all of us. We want to hear what you think about this mock trap. It's not that bad. You know what? We did a pretty good job.


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[Assistant] As bad as AJ Evans is saying it is. Okay, I think it's good.


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[Assistant] But that does conclude our, is this our second? Our second? Yes.


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[Assistant] Yes, so we will be back next Thursday for an abbreviated stream, but then, uh, we will be streaming on our individual channels, Tree and Five will be streaming on the Dumpster Fire. Tom, where will you be streaming the draft after next week's abbreviated show? On this YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] So there will be a joint Perna pack cast stream.


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[Assistant] That's what it seems like. It's very incestuous. I will not be streaming, I will not be streaming because, and I will not be on clickbait next week because, Lord willing, I will be at the draft, in person, so we'll see what happens. At that strip club, right?


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[Assistant] Type one, if you think I've been inside a strip club ever in my life. Type two, if you don't think so.


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[Assistant] They're like, I don't know. And type three, if you're just here, cause you want to find out the results, which will be revealed next week. When you're not here, when you're not here, how can you?


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[Assistant] Find out that- look at that cliffhanger. Look at that cliffhanger. Anything coming out on your guys' channels? You wanna promote anything?


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[Assistant] I got my punishment on the way, I still gotta dress up like that, people.


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[Assistant] You already have punished me. I will be dressing up like an eagle and I have to get two people on camera to say go eagles. Fly eagles fly rather. What are we getting tree to do?


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[Assistant] You're critiquing this, so it doesn't have to be a live stream, it's just your review of the album in a video.


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[Assistant] And this will be good too because it can double for content for you.


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[Assistant] But listen guys, that's going to do it for clickbait sports this week. Come back next week for the abbreviated stream. I won't be here, but you'll find out if I've been in a strip club or not. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] I'm hanging, uhm, Steelers are gonna BS the way to around 500 again and I'm, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


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[Assistant] I could fix him. No, he's gonna fix you. You're gonna be hiding to death.


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[Assistant] He had 30 million dollars guaranteed. Like he was going to do it and he just went off the rails.


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[Assistant] I would say it's a bad trade, but like at the same time, they only gave up a third and a fifth.


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[Assistant] It's so funny that Tree is behind the Draft Kings. Honestly, I am the Draft Kings. I am inevitable. The Draft Kings is now sentient. I am growing hands.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna play devil's advocate though, because quite frankly, Brett Favre was in a messy situation at Atlanta. The coach didn't like him. He wasn't going to develop properly. He needed that trade to become Brett Favre. And if Brett Favre wasn't traded, he probably would have washed out in the league in about three or four years.


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[Assistant] It was traded for a 2002 and 2003 first round picks, 2002 and 2004 second round picks, and 8 million dollars. For John Gruen.


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[Assistant] So. They had Bill Callahan and he sold the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's the worst runner-up. No, I would say there's a lot of worse trades out there than Gruden.


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[Assistant] It was first rounders and those first rounders I think only became, I was looking it up just a moment ago, Napoleon Aris and Tyler Brayton. They did not become much. Who could they have become? Who could they have? Well, one of them was after Tampa won the Superbowl, so it was only the 32nd pick of the draft. And giving, they were all like players.


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[Assistant] I have an irrational hatred of Neil O'Donnell to this day. That man ruined my childhood. I want to say very, very bad expletives about Neil O'Donnell. And I'm really glad that dude got flopped on the Jets because he, he, he did come up clutch.


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[Assistant] The Beast of Metal trade, probably like RG3. The RG3 trade or the Ricky Williams trade. Those would be the two for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what, I'll back off. That is the peak Bill O'Brien situation because there were too many baby mamas coming to practice.


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[Assistant] That was the whole thing, like he didn't like DeAndre Hopkins. That is Bill O'Brien, the GM, because I remember it clearly because that was in the beginning of when lockdown happened and everyone had nothing to do, but we were praising the gods for NFL free agency because there was nothing else going on.


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[Assistant] Funniest part was that Bill O'Brien was trying to, like, just force-feed David Johnson to justify the trade too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, Houston I think had a couple big wide receivers at the time and they didn't have space for him. So they wanted to get something for him before they cut him. They didn't, he probably didn't flash that ability he would have in Seattle.


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[Assistant] Now, Kill Drive was early 90s, dude. Oh, well. That's wayyyy later.


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[Assistant] I'd say it's bad. I would say just because of the situation. It was a bad trade, but considering they didn't give up that much or return that much.


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[Assistant] Ooh, uh, Rick Meurer. Rick Meurer!


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[Assistant] Probably Ryan Leaf. Rick Meyer. Ryan Leaf.


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[Assistant] Well, if I remember correctly, this was 06. Randy Moss had a terrible, terrible year with the Raiders. They had Arch Shell as their coach. He was getting thrown ducks by Andrew Walter, if I remember correctly. It was just an absolute train wreck and there was a lot of like issues with him.


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[Assistant] Like, it was a bad trade, but it was set up to fail regardless.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you're being thrown to by Andrew Walter, that probably ends up what ends up happening. Well, who's their other quarterback? Culpepper? No, I don't think it's Culpepper.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. I want to add an addendum here. There should be an honorable mention to the Cincinnati Bengals not accepting the New Orleans offer of every single draft pick and then some.


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[Assistant] Because you know who Cincinnati picked instead of taking that trade. Achilles Smith.


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[Assistant] Because there's no real bell cow running back anymore. The only one you could even think about doing that for is Derek Henry. But even then, he's like, what has he got, a couple years left?


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[Assistant] So give it a couple years and if that draft picks say like Philadelphia or sorry Seattle trades down or they get their future quarterback say it turns into Will Levis or CJ Stroud and he becomes really good, then you got a problem. Anthony Richardson? Uh, Richardson will probably be late first, early second. We'll see. Anything is possible.


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[Assistant] They have a second, they have a second, and they have Miami's first.


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[Assistant] You could say this about a bunch of Tampa Bay Buccaneers trades, not just Steve Young. This is a team that traded what would be the fourth overall pick for Wally Chambers in 1979. That pick became Dan Hampton, who was one of the big pieces of the 85 Bears. This is a team that traded


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[Assistant] The number one overall pick in 1983, albeit a really weak 1983 draft class because of the USFL for, I believe his name was Jack Thompson, uh, throwing Samoan. He did nothing.


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[Assistant] They traded what would be the second overall pick in 1992. And you ever wonder how the Colts got the first and the second overall pick in that draft? They traded that pick.


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[Assistant] For Chris Chandler, who only lasted, I believe, for a season and a half before he got thrown away on waivers. So you can say this about a bunch of trades in the Hubert Culverhouse era.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Steve Young was never gonna develop in Tampa Bay though. I mean, they had favored Vinny Testaverde or, uh, Vinny Mr. Throaty or, you know, the colorblind. Like they, they hated him in Tampa for a long time.


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[Assistant] He had already got thrown away because remember they got the number one overall pick. They wanted the local boy in Testa Verde and that's why Steve Young became expendable.


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[Assistant] Both teams failed because the pick that became...


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[Assistant] Trent Richardson was traded in purpose for Johnny Menzel.


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[Assistant] That's a bad trade. That's up, that's up there. Worst runner up. You trade up one position and for a guy that never really panned out, got ruined in the Chicago system, it was a bad pick at the time and worse. What was the competition?


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[Assistant] It was the, the pick after which became Solomon Thomas. It didn't become much. And then it was two thirds and a fourth round pick.


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[Assistant] One of those picks was Tedric Thompson, who kind of became like an eh guy, you know, decent depth. The other two pieces were Alvin Kamara and Fred Warner. So that was a


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[Assistant] This is the first time they traded off and drafted a QB in the first round since Todd Blackledge.


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[Assistant] He was not, uh, yeah, Todd the Bod.


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[Assistant] I know for the Steelers sake, they don't really make trades. Like most of the ones I can really think of was the first round pick for Manko, which has worked out.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, I can't really think of a bad trade for Pittsburgh just because they don't really do any.


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[Assistant] The only one I can really think of that had negative results at the end was trading up to pick Devin Bush, but you couldn't think that at the time. Yeah, it's the only one I didn't really give up that much for.


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[Assistant] I got a buck seventy-seven ninety-one.


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[Assistant] It's your sandwich. It's called the Danger Witch. And it's dangerously good. Be careful.


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[Assistant] Welcome to another edition, but not just any edition of Clickbait Sports.


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[Assistant] And we got something a bit special for you today. Uh, before we begin, before we bring in our, uh, guest of honor, uh, let's just go around real quick and introduce ourselves to my left, right, whatever it is. He is the creator of That's Good Sports. One of the most handsome men on the planet with that facial hair. One Brandon Perna.


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[Assistant] And will mother lovin' keys. That's right, lead singer of the black keys. That's a little well, oh, was I not supposed to reveal that?


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly. Following that, we have the man who has no need for solar power. We have the leader, the wonderful creator of the 28 to 3 vid that captured the minds, hearts, and souls of everybody, Mr. Five Point Vids.


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[Assistant] Below me and finally back on this continent after trying to save the world. He wants to talk about it. One Scooter McGruder.


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[Assistant] And it beats for a great glassware. It's a great glassware.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh, yes. So folks, uh, today's a little bit of a different kind of day. Today's a little bit of a special day because we're all going to be playing Dungeons and Dragons in which I went, uh, this has been a few months in the making in which, uh, woah!


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[Assistant] Fanny Tech donated, Hundo saying I like the cut of your jib. That's awesome. There you go. Wow, wow. Yeah, wah woo wee wah. So, uh,


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[Assistant] Thankfully, uh, none of us were trusted to be DMs, because I've played D&D before, I don't believe anyone else has played, uhm, because they have these things called lives, and I most certainly do not. But instead, we sought out a professional. And by DM, you mean Dungeon Master.


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[Assistant] We have a direct message with us today. And so, we have a phenomenal person with us today.


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[Assistant] From Librarium Games, that's right, we went super professional. We got Ben coming in to DM for us today. He's gonna explain what the hell Dungeons and Dragons are. So if you watch Stranger Things, maybe you'll know. And this is gonna be ultimate chaos. And now I've done my job and now I'm gone. Bye.


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[Assistant] Well, I think the first thing I should do is, uh, go visit Denbran and demand some cereal for breakfast, uh, considering I have just awoken in my stable and, uh, Denbran has made it a habit of making sure that he gives me my breakfast, uh, cookies every single morning. So.


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[Assistant] That's messed up, man. I thought we had a good relationship.


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[Assistant] You say, oh, eat the non-poisoned food, Tom. Uh, uh, Dan Brand, what, what, what, what kind of food is it?


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[Assistant] It's just my cereal? Okay, what'd you put in the cereal?


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[Assistant] Plunder power. So we met with the merchants. We've met with the merchants. We've loaded up on all of our equipment. Yep.


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[Assistant] Okay, so five just astro-projected into us, so we don't know who five is though.


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[Assistant] So, Dan Brand, I think we, uh, cause I feel a slight shiver along my hairline, so I think we should do, uh, potentially an arcane roll, uh, just to see if we see anything. If we get to keep it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we see nothing, I just get tingles, uh, and something just subtly is whispering in my ear. Keeps.


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[Assistant] Denbran, if there are ever any teleporters that come in, I think we should team up on them in this hypothetical situation and murder them.


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[Assistant] Okay, we need, we need, we need the dice, Perna. Okay. Alright, so we're gonna do three. One for Tom.


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[Assistant] So, what I'm thinking is, Denbran, you could just kinda walk up and maybe do a little dance and distract them, and I'mma sneak behind and do a little stabby stab.


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[Assistant] So you can only do it once a day, so you want to use it right now, 5?


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[Assistant] Alright, so I'm sneaking around the back because they are so enamored with Denbran and whatever he's doing. And so I have snuck around to the back. Do I need to roll to see if I have snuck successively?


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, great. I'm gonna attack. Uh, it looks like I got, uh, I got two silver star daggers. Uh, so, uh, let me, uh, attack the one that already hurt itself.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, so, so, gotta go back to a four again, Perna.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you got an 8 plus 2, so that's a 10. No Perna, you got an 8 plus 2, so you got 10. Ohhhh, 21!


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's your damage dice, Perna? Uh, it says here a million? No, that's not what it says.


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[Assistant] What's your damage, uh, for that? Uh, what's this say, like a d6 or a d4 or d10?


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[Assistant] Okay, so roll a d8 and then you're going to add your strength modifier. Okay, so roll a d8.


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[Assistant] My stramp is... At the very top of the state, STR, like whatever, and then it's a, it's something in parentheses maybe? 14 plus 2. Okay, so plus 2, so it's 4, right Ben?


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[Assistant] I think it's 4 damage. Uh, it's a crit, so it's times 3 and it's 12. Oh, so it's 12. Nevermind.


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[Assistant] Well, he's got a roll damage. Oh. Yeah, what's the flail's damage, uh, tree? What does it say next to it? Uh, flail's


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[Assistant] Good. And then a d10 for damage.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's even worse! Alright, so it's a 3, is there a plus on there though, Tree? Yes, it is.


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[Assistant] Okay. So, Karna, what's your health, that? So you're, my HP is 49. What's your HP? V.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's attacking. Oh, okay. Alright, so is it Scooter's turn now?


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[Assistant] No bro, can you take over his pegasus?


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[Assistant] Alright, Perna, this is your strength check, so you better roll high. Alright, here we go.


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[Assistant] Oh, let's go! What's your strength modifier, Pernos? So what's the thing in parenthesis next to strength?


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[Assistant] Sorry to interrupt. Alright, DeadBrand, wait, Perna, what, I'm sorry, what's the strength? Will, did you say plus three? Yes, plus three. Oh dude, so you got a nineteen. Two. That's it all.


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[Assistant] 10. Oh. 13. Plus 3. Well I don't know if that's strength modifier for, maybe? I don't know. What am I doing?


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[Assistant] Alright, Will, what's the Pegasus name?


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[Assistant] Purna just threw Brackle a Pegasus, and now he's laying on the ground, so you can grab at him if you want.


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[Assistant] It's an automatic one. He urinates his pants. Okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, no, but it's a d20 to see if you hit first. Okay, let's see if we hit. Okay, let's see. It's a five. Sorry. Hold it up to the camera, I don't believe you. Miss!


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[Assistant] Sorry. Alright, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't know, Ben, does that hit? Is he so weak that that hits?


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[Assistant] Yeah, alright, so I have 56 copper. So I take 6 copper out of my hand and throw it down in front of Brick. And say, hey bro, we got your Pegasus and we got some sweet sweet coin.


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[Assistant] Maybe if you stop being such a douche nozzle, you can come and join our quest. And there's more money where that came from. What do you say?


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[Assistant] Alright, so I'll roll twice and take the lowest. Okay. Okay. Alright. Well, the first one is a 13.


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[Assistant] And then a 16, so I got 13, not too bad. And then charisma, what do I got, a little, oh, plus three. Plus your charisma. Yo, 16, let's go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, smack the crap out of him. Oh, uh, Perna, you gotta do a d20.


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[Assistant] So now you roll, which one was this, your flail? So, what dice do you roll for the flail?


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[Assistant] Okay, alright. So Scooter, you just saw a flower burst from this guy's earlobe. And we're just focusing on the seed on the altar.


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[Assistant] That's a dexterity check. No, it's one at a time. One at a time.


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[Assistant] Oh no! Alright, can I roll a perception check, please?


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[Assistant] Alright, that didn't work. Somebody, yo Pernod, do a perception check so you can see Scooter trying to pickpocket the wizard. Is that a roll? I roll? Yeah, 1d20.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Scooter, so you just tried to mug a wizard, uh, and it didn't work. So now we're all just kind of standing here. We're all enamored by this seed. I mean, I'm just, I'm planting my seed.


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[Assistant] Uh, Ben, uh, first of all, we appreciate you. Can you tell the fine people, uh, what you got going on, where they can find you, and all the work that you do?


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[Assistant] 2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. Oh baby, just how deep is that motherlovin' lore? That's right, we kept on rollin', but we couldn't get more than a 4. Because our dice were broken, maybe we'll get more. Oh yeah. D&D.


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[Assistant] I guess they're not gonna get that glad, yeaah. Didn't be relevant since 95. Oh my god, can their season stay alive? Probably not, but maybe tree coming in here? I don't really know where I'm gonna go from here. Wrapping.


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[Assistant] Nailed it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very special edition of Click.


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[Assistant] Bait. Sports. Because today, yeaah, we're gonna talk about some of the happenings of the NFL, but today.


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[Assistant] Is a day that I have waited for for such a long time.


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[Assistant] 365 days a year. Today we are going to roast the living daylights out of the Dallas Cowboys and it is going to be beautiful. So if you're out there and you've been having a bad day, been feeling a little bit down, just know you will not feel as down as the Dallas Cowboys after this episode. But,


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[Assistant] I'm getting ahead of myself. First, let's introduce some people. This guy right here. To my left. Right? Left? Yea, something like that.


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[Assistant] We should. Next to five points vids, you got the ultimate yinzer, Mr. Urinating Tree. There he is.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna like, scare you, but Will Smith will come to your house.


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[Assistant] Now, before we jump into the roast and we'll get this thing going, uh, there is some things that are happening in the NFL right now. Honey Badger having some meetings with the Philadelphia Eagles.


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[Assistant] Scooter really liking that one. Scooter, how do you think that's going to impact the Dallas Cowboys this year?


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[Assistant] I just think, you know, Scooter, before we got on, was talking about how much of a better owner Dan Snyder is than Jerry Jones, and, you know, I respect him for that take. It's not a popular take, but any rebel? Scooter? No? Yeah, Jerry Jones is not smart enough.


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[Assistant] Well, so here's the thing, there's like a couple different stories that are going on right this second. As we were just alluding to, Dan Snyder is going to be in a lot of trouble if that turns out to be true, that he's keeping two books because he was doing that to basically keep ticket revenue away from the other owners. And as we have talked about on this show many times,


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[Assistant] The owners are the ones who control everything in the NFL. Roger Goodell, they parade him out there for the draft room to get booed at, and the owners are like, ha ha ha, this is great, because I get to do my crappy things all the time. But once you start stealing from other owners, you're in trouble. So I'm actually curious on what your thoughts are. Like, do you really think that Dan Snyder's like, gone gone, and Brandon Perna does have


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[Assistant] Don't, hey, Five, don't be a Dallas Cowboy, okay? Don't be a Dallas Cowboy. I'm sorry, Brandon, go ahead.


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[Assistant] I mean, that kind of makes sense, right? I mean, cause he's done awful things, and it's like, it's not like rumors are hearsay, like, he's done, it's in concrete that he's done terrible things, and it's just like, well,


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[Assistant] Yeah, he lost the owner some money, so that's, that's gonna be a thing. It'd be hysterical too if Snyder turned around and was like, you know what, guys, I jipped you just cause I wanted to pour more money into renovations for my stadium just so we can give fans a better experience. But it's not. Unless you know we've added a splash zone unto the stadium.


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[Assistant] No, I heard Benedict Cumberbatch, what's his profession in that movie? He's got a hat, some spurs, um, works on a farm.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it was, uh, it was, it was pretty awesome. Now, I like, I know that there's some people out there like, well, he's on the practice squad, but it'd basically be like if I was playing with Dak. Like, it's, it's a similar thing.


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[Assistant] But it was a really awesome experience. And there was a moment, first of all, Kurt picked me up from the pro shop, which was awesome too. He just like swung up, he's like, hey, so the wide receiver auditions. So that was great. But nicest guy, incredibly fun. The thing that like got me was a couple of things here.


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[Assistant] There was a moment where we were like setting up, camera guy was there, everything like that. And I think it was Kurt through like one pass because we were just like warming up.


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[Assistant] And I caught it, I caught it, and I'm just like, I just caught a pass from an NFL QB, and it was like this weird, like surreal, going back to playing football, like in the backyard, when you imagine like catching a touchdown or like catching it from an NFL QB, and like that all flooded at once, and it was a very like,


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[Assistant] Slant? I think it was a, first one was either a slant or a deep post. It was one or the other. I think it was a slant. Uhm, yeaah. Might have been an in-route.


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[Assistant] That, so there are more, there's more footage that is going to come out. There was a moment where, cause I hired the camera guy, and uhm,


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[Assistant] Kurt's like, you know, can I utilize him just like to film some stuff for TikTok, like throwing mechanics, you know, just to see like the whipping of the ball, what have you. So he said this and he goes, Tom, I'm going to throw the ball as hard as I can. So you like, just like, you know, step to the side or whatever, cause I'm going to gun it. And I go, well, you weren't, wait, you weren't throwing it as hard as you can. He goes, no.


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[Assistant] I go, well, I kind of want to catch it. So I was explained to these guys before. If you've ever played with a Nerf football and you throw it and you've heard it whistle before, like as you throw it. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] He's manned through the football and you heard it come at you. It was...


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[Assistant] He threw it, and I, like, there was a couple, like, I just missed blatantly. Like, they were bouncing off my fingers. There was one I did catch, and my wrist went so far back when I caught it, he legitimately thought he broke my wrist. But that wasn't the painful one, because I caught it, and he goes, I can throw harder than that. And the thing is, it's like when a pitcher goes,


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[Assistant] Like he's literally, he's like taking a deep breath in and then he just gunned it. So it got to the point where like I was trying to get my hands on it cause I was trying to catch it and move my body out of the way cause if that hit me in the chest, it would not have been a good time.


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[Assistant] So, I couldn't catch it. The cameraman starts roasting me and goes, I don't know, Kurt, I don't think this guy can catch it. And I was like,


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it. So I literally just stood my ground. He chucked that thing as hard as he could, and I caught it.


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[Assistant] And the tail end of the ball hit me right in the pad of my thumb.


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[Assistant] No, it was actually Ben Kurtz gloves, like Ben Kurtz has a bunch of wide receiver gloves, so he literally just gave them to me and was like, here you go.


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[Assistant] And again, for people who don't know, if they've never held like a real NFL football, there is no give to that ball. The cameraman, like he just wanted to see, and Kurt threw him the ball, they are very, very hard. So like there is no, like they are blown up to capacity, like they hurt. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Honestly, like, we're, we're gonna get it. We're gonna get it. Uh, the sun was in my eyes on that last throw, so like, that didn't count. I was running on a soccer field, you know, it just, the timing was bad. It was a little underthrown by Kurt, so, you know, that was what we were doing. One more question. Were you allowed to touch the knee that touched the holy ground of Lambo? I mean, yeaah, we also did a chest bump too, so.


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[Assistant] Did you got the cleats on, the whole? So I actually, uhm, when I was running Spartans, I had like those cleat-like shoes, so I just used those and they worked out really well. So shout to UWGB for letting me use their field too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so what up happening is because the only way that I met Kurt was total chance and it was because of last year in August when I was playing Madden, I was a Madden Monday, I was playing


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[Assistant] And a fan in the chat goes, oh, Kurt Benkert's live. He's on Twitch. He's playing Madden. So we raided Kurt. We went to go say hi. Someone rage quit against Kurt while he was playing.


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[Assistant] Kurt went over to my stream and was streaming my stream while watching as he was waiting for a game. So I put Kurt Benkert into the game as my QB and threw like a 62 yard touchdown. It was just like a bomb. Randomly caught it.


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[Assistant] I went nuts, Kurt was in the chat going nuts, and then we wound up like collabing and he was on the show a few times, and this was something that we had talked about like over and over and over again, and we were originally gonna do it


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[Assistant] Later this week, but then like schedules got moved around and you had a video game thing and vacation stuff like that. So I literally just flew out Saturday night and we filmed it on Sunday and just crushed it.


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[Assistant] Oh, we have plenty of time. We have plenty of time. We have 14 seconds. We got plenty of time. Plenty of time.


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[Assistant] So uhm, alright, so here are the rules. So we're gonna go around, we're just gonna do a one-liner, and just like for each, each, each person, just gonna do a one-liner against the cowboys about how their team personally


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[Assistant] Has victimized the Dallas Cowboys and has added to their sorrow and pain. And then it's going to be open season on the Dallas Cowboys. And Scooter, once again, cannot mention the Dallas Cowboys. It's players. Can't mention the state of Texas. None of it.


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[Assistant] We did one liners and Perto's like, here's my one liner. And you guys are like, here is my monologue.


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[Assistant] Oh no, we will continue to go. These are just our intros to the Dallas Cowboys. You see, cause the Green Day Packers and the Dallas Cowboys, they, oh, they have a storied history with one another. Storied.


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[Assistant] In fact, you think about the ice bowl. One of the most pinnacle moments.


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[Assistant] In history of Bart Starr QB sneaking on the one yard line, beating who?


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[Assistant] The Dallas Cowboys. And listen, I could go in and we could talk about the Dez No Catch. We could talk about the Jared Cook tippy toe sideline grab. We could talk about all of that stuff. You know, but I do, I want to say one thing.


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[Assistant] And that is that the Green Bay Packers have won a Super Bowl in the Cowboys Stadium.


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[Assistant] Before the Dallas Cowboys and after the Dallas Cowboys.


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[Assistant] But I do wanna, I wanna, I wanna, you know, before we get into open season, cause you do say nice things about people during roasts, and like, for example, when Scooter hosts, I have to say, he holds it down.


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[Assistant] My question is, how is the franchise of the Dallas Cowboys going to recover when in two years the Texans are going to be the best team in Texas?


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[Assistant] Because Mike McCarthy is gonna hang around for too long, even though he didn't watch all that game film. He straight up lied to Jerry Jones. And the tension-


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[Assistant] There, there's a, there's one, there's another thing I wanna say. I actually have to thank the Dallas Cowboys, and this is a true story. Because, if it wasn't for the Dallas Cowboys, I wouldn't be a Packers fan today.


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[Assistant] Because, when I went into school, when I was six years old,


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[Assistant] I heard that the Packers beat the Cowboys and I heard they killed them. They crushed them and they did it so bad and it was so funny to me that I went home and told my Dallas Cowboys fan father that I am now a Packers fan. So I really should be thanking the Cowboys because of their constant


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[Assistant] Constant choking against the Packers has really just elevated my fandom as a Green Bay Packers fan.


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[Assistant] Oh, like Emmet Smith is gonna go into it as a cardinal. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] You know, I wonder if Tony Romo is going to have an opportunity to go to the Super Bowl because Corona is going to sponsor him because he never went with the Cowboys. I wonder if he just got like a better chance to go there.


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[Assistant] Do you remember that one time, like Tree, remember when you and I, like the first episode of Clickbait Sports, it was like crazy, like we had, there was a donations that were coming in and we made, both made over like a thousand dollars that day, and people were like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, what? Oh my god, they're so overpaid. And we still are not as overpaid as Zeke. Like, it's just, it's wild.


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[Assistant] Well, my question is, what is the bigger ripoff? The fact that Troy Aikman's cameo is $750 or the contract that Dak got?


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[Assistant] I was gonna say two things. I was gonna say... I...


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[Assistant] You know, for years, I dreamed that the Packers would get the number one seed and be able to host an NFC Championship game so that they can win.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Emmet Smith charges $725 on Cameo, uh, for, for one of those. Do you think he would just say the Cardinals are his favorite team that he's ever played for for free?


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[Assistant] What I will say, Scooter, is that every single one of our teams in this chat have won a Super Bowl since the Dallas Cowboys. Every single one. Multiple. I think every team won multiple.


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[Assistant] Uh, yesterday I put out, uh, the workout I did with Kurt Benkert. So that is, that is out there and it's beautiful. Uh, I released the first clip from my Mark Murphy interview. It was about a 45 minute interview that'll probably come out in its entirety, uh, this weekend, looking for Saturday to release that.


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[Assistant] Real good talk. Talked about Devontae Adams and kind of what happened there. Talked about if Lambeau still has it considering we're not winning, you know, in big clutch games. So I asked, I asked what are we doing with Jordan Love? I got a very interesting answer with that one. So.


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[Assistant] I made two hundred and twenty five dollars and ninety three cents. Oh no. Oh. I saw a lot of hundo clients.


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[Assistant] Baseball themed? He should have to do a cricket video.


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[Assistant] Do you know how cricket works, Five? No, I do know the rules.


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[Assistant] Oh, video explaining why the Bills are the only team. That is true though. They are the only New York team. That's just, that's just.


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[Assistant] Appreciate you watching Clickbait Sports. Make sure you tune in next, go like and subscribe and all that stuff. We clickbait and we out.


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[Assistant] Alright, I just. Alright. Pulled it out on it, I just.


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[Assistant] Let's get this together. Uhm, yea, now I'm excited. Like, I tweaked the rubric. I don't know if I sent it to you guys. I wonder if some of you got that. Yeah, wow.


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[Assistant] Alright, yea, not, I, I'm sorry, again, I apologize for being a little dis... It's the yellow folder that I needed. Uhm, I'm sorry for being a little disorganized. Uhm, alright, I think I'm ready. Where is, uh, Scooter?


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[Assistant] Uuuuh. Is he in trouble? He's not, he's not, he's not here.


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[Assistant] No, it's, it's, it's fine. Uhm, no, so,


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[Assistant] Because last time we agreed on dropping a couple of letter grades, and uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, I think obviously that message didn't, uh, get through, so I think we just need to kinda escalate a tiny bit here, so.


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[Assistant] About six months ago, uh, Scooter was at his house and gave me a call. So I actually have his house number. And this is 100% legit. I legitimately have his house number. And I think that... I think we should maybe give the parents a call.


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[Assistant] Yes! Hi, how are you? This is Mr. Grassi. I'm Cameron's teacher. How are you?


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[Assistant] Oh, excellent, excellent. No, I just want, I don't mean to take up too much of your time. I just wanted to give you a call, uhm, because as you and I both know,


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[Assistant] Cameron's a very bright man and, you know, I think he's got a bright future in front of him. And I just want to make sure that, you know, we're on the same page, you know, that he reaches his full potential because, um, you know, what he's been demonstrating in class lately, I think is, is kind of just beneath of what he could be achieving.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, maybe, and again, you know, COVID, it's crazy, you know, we're going virtual, uhm, he hasn't shown up, uh, to several classes, and today, uhm, he was supposed to show up and he had a, a massive book report on the leadership of Urban Meyer.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we, we gave him an extension last week. He quoted something about, uh, some dog issues. I think some, something, something dog may have eaten his work and we gave him an extension, you know, giving him kind of a warning that, you know, you needed to hand this in and it just seems that he hasn't shown up to class today.


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[Assistant] No, I don't, it doesn't seem like he has submitted that assignment, uhm.


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[Assistant] You know, and I kind of just wanted to call, cause like I said earlier, you know, you and I both know, you know, that Cameron's potential is definitely up there. He's usually a very hard worker. I just want to make sure, you know, did he seem moody lately? Is there anything going on, you know, maybe in his personal life that could impact his classwork?


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm very- yes, yes, I'm very aware. Bart Starr and his QB sneaking. I'm very aware. Yes, yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Mr. McGrew, I'm sorry, you must have just gotten, because I know you were talking about the Cowboys demolishing their opponents, but we're here talking about how Cameron is not demolishing his schoolwork right now. And, yeah, I just want to make sure that we're here, because I mean,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm looking forward to that. I mean, listen, you know, it's nearly the new year. We could turn over a new leaf. You know, things that may have happened in the past won't happen in the next year, like the Cowboys doing well. So I think that, you know, if we're just all on the same page, you know, we'll, uh, we'll be able to move forward.


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[Assistant] I just want to see Cameron's work. That's all I want to see in the new year. So I just, I just want to see his work. So as long as we get that, we should be okay. But I wanted to, I appreciate you taking the time and taking the call. I wish you and your family a very happy new year and hopefully the next call will be something good talking about how great his book report really is.


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[Assistant] So, well, Mr. McGruder, you have a fantastic evening and I'll, uh, I'll speak with you soon. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I was also making a, just a note, so, uh, of what's good to remember this evening, just so I remember it for next year.


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[Assistant] I want to just, I want to put this to the rest of the class. Uhm, we had talked about that if he failed, he had to buy packer stock and now knowing how much his family hates the Green Bay Packers, I think it's only fair that that punishment goes into effect for not having it for two weeks and he has to buy packer stock.


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[Assistant] That's a young curly Lambo. Look at Raul.


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[Assistant] How many do you have? Lombardi, Lambo, him, right? Oh no, I got yellow. I got four.


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[Assistant] I'd buy a house, that's what I would do, and I'd put it in a Roth IRA. But if my returns were real good,


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[Assistant] I would go to DraftKings Sportsbook. It's America's top rated sportsbook on Yelp. They're working on Google, but at Yelp it's number one. And right now, if, if you, if you, you can match up to a thousand dollars for a deposit, I hear Perna say this three days a week, so I know what it is.


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[Assistant] Then you can do fantasy. And there's centaurs there. And you can bet which one would win, a nymph or a centaur. I don't know, could be a centaur. Could be. So go to DraftKings today and use the code clickbait and you could win. Clickbait!


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right! That's GPS, baby. Tommy Grassi. That's it. Tommy Grassi.


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[Assistant] Lamar Jackson, though, for the media practice wasn't there today. So, I don't know.


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[Assistant] The rams? I mean the uh, ravens. If the ravens lose, I think they might be done.


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[Assistant] 18 million right? For Baker Mayfield or as I and like Brandon Perna tweeted out today, 45 million dollars for Kirk Cousins!


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[Assistant] Perna, what? What? You've been keeping this from me?


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[Assistant] Keeping what? We do a show together, and your GM was a Minnesota Viking? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I say it's like, if year two is really bad, like really bad, you let him go, but I think three years is like, the men.


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[Assistant] I think it's also subjective too, cause like look at Dan Campbell for example, right? So like he has won two games, right, with the Lions, and the players love him, right? So that's year one. If they win five games next year, I still think you keep them. And even if they win seven games next year, I think you keep them.


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[Assistant] Because I think that that roster is so...


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[Assistant] And like free agency, but like not all of that can come down to him. You know, he needs to be in the system for a while because I even think like the reason I say that is because Matt LaFleur, they win one more game. That's three years in a row that he's won 13 games, which is wild, but like.


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[Assistant] You've seen in the play, like his first season, like we basically lucked our way to the NFC Championship game against the 49ers.


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[Assistant] Like last year, we were actually a good football team. Like, and I was like, okay, it's a different football team. Aaron Rodgers winning an MVP and he's playing like that again. Rodgers was not playing like that for LaFleur in his first year. So I think like you start to see like the impact they have on players with the scheme and stuff like that getting into year two and year three.


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[Assistant] Bring me Hackett and Aaron Rodgers and everything will be fine. I did once on this show, and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was surprised at myself.


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[Assistant] I really want to go to a Washington football team dresses wildflower, like a hundred percent. So many people would be like, Hey man, how you doing?


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[Assistant] Home team. Home team release date, let's see.


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[Assistant] Showtime. That's like the third option down because no one's looking.


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[Assistant] January 28th. You know what? I'll do you one better. Because it's late, here's my offer for that. I will not only watch that godforsaken film, I will make a video review on it, and I will do a presentation on it. I'll do all three.


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[Assistant] January 28th it comes out, I got you. Okay. Fair enough. I'll pretend I liked it too.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow, besides GPS, I'm gonna be dropping a 2021 recap vid of the best streams that I did. Some vids and stuff like that. It's gonna be well done. Appreciate that.


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[Assistant] With COVID, people are getting COVID left and right. The NBA! Multiple people are getting bodied with COVID.


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[Assistant] Teams, left and right, the Lakers, like all their reserve. It's, it's wow, what's happening right now. So my question is to you guys.


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[Assistant] Do you think we will see an NFL game get cancelled this season? Will we see a team forfeit?


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[Assistant] So you think we're gonna, you think that's gonna transition over to the NFL? Like, do you think we'll see some games being played with no audiences?


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[Assistant] So, do we actually think that the playoffs, the NFL playoffs will be impacted by COVID this season? Do we think it will have some effect? Will it affect who wins the Super Bowl? Will COVID affect who wins the Super Bowl? Chat join in. Stop playing. One for yes, two for no. Three, if you're just here, so you won't get fined.


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[Assistant] This is a coordinated campaign. This is ridiculous.


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[Assistant] You said that we were going to do what with the worst coaches? What? Set that up for us. What are we getting ready to do?


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[Assistant] Okay, before we get into this bit though, can we do a round robin?


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[Assistant] Who is the worst coach since you've been watching your team in your head that you remember? The worst coach of your team that you remember. I'll start. Okay. Honestly, I would like to have said.


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[Assistant] Like a Dave Campo. Right, Cowboys fans? You remember Dave? Right, we were just horrible.


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[Assistant] So I'm going with Jason Garrett, keeping us average for a decade.


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[Assistant] The heck wrong with this man. At least Dave Campa was garbage. Okay? He was in and out. The heck. Garrett over here building a career. Okay.


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[Assistant] Apart from his trades, was this man a bad coach? Apart from his trades!


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[Assistant] Right. All I know is I won a meme competition from Deandre Hopkins. He said he was going to send me a signed jersey. And I never got the gosh darn signed jersey Hopkins.


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[Assistant] Unless, unless, I'm not joking, I still want the jersey, the heck. Send me the jersey!


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[Assistant] This man, why is he on this list? This is a great head coach and honestly.


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[Assistant] He should go back to the Eagles and get an extended contract because this man was revolutionary.


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[Assistant] If you didn't follow Chip Kelly, this man tried to bring some college tactics to the NFL, he tried to speed the game up, he tried to do what he was doing at Oregon, run as many plays as possible, as fast as possible, but that doesn't work when you're not converting first downs. So.


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[Assistant] And the NFL, they were punting a lot. It just didn't really translate that well.


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[Assistant] What happens when it's the Packers and they're number one and they got home field advantage and Aaron Rodgers is out and


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[Assistant] Man, Jim Caldwell looks goaded on that list to be honest.


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[Assistant] Several people chirping in their ears. Mom and dad telling them to go there. Best friends telling them. Teammates telling them to go here. They don't know. I get it. They're young.


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[Assistant] You are a grown man. No one is forcing you to accept a job. What are you doing? Well, make up your mind, either coach or don't coach, but don't make a commitment to someone and then renege, not even a week later, not even a week.


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[Assistant] I really wish I could have seen and heard those conversations.


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[Assistant] Out of all the teams, before we unveil two in one, out of all the teams in the league, right, knowing what we know, which franchise hires the worst coaches? What team is it? Is it the Browns?


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[Assistant] Can we just detail something? Let's just all go around and say, uh, one thing that we'll remember from the Jacksonville Jaguars, Urban Meyer, uh, coaching legacy. I'll start.


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[Assistant] This man won us a national championship. Thank you, Urban, for that. Uh, but I will always remember.


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[Assistant] This meme of this guy grinding on some young


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[Assistant] Because that happened he could be in void of his contract and could get fired for calls because he kicked a player. So we'll just see.


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[Assistant] At what point, at what point are you just like.


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[Assistant] You're Patrick Mahomes, and you're like, bruh, just, what are you doing, bruh? Stop! At what point is Patrick Mahomes- Probably every week.


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[Assistant] I got the Chiefs though. I like the Chiefs. I think Pat Mahone's gonna use this negative energy his brother has created. Funnel it straight towards the Chargers.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna get the hardcover, and the audiobook, cause audiobook's free.


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[Assistant] Comment one. If you don't agree and think it should be a different punishment, comment two. And if you're just here so you won't get fined, threes. In the chat.


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[Assistant] First of all, I think Urban Meyer owed himself this. He's 56 years old.


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[Assistant] One of the great college football coaches of all time and as good an analyst in college football as the sport has ever seen. Of all the coaches I've met in my life, college football coaches, I think urban's really, really smart. If not the smartest, it's a short list.


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[Assistant] He treats his profession like a stockbroker treats stocks. Too many coaches just g- I'm a ball coach! I got my whistle! I got my plays!


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[Assistant] Urban Myers miles ahead of that. This is a perfect entry point and a perfect fit.


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[Assistant] But obviously we are the chosen ones, so I'm okay with it.


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[Assistant] Because of his cap hit. I mean, I said this for years when they first traded for him and I was all disappointed, but then I was like, oh, there's a window for that defense. And now you look, Akeem Hicks is apparently being courted by the Minnesota Vikings. Khalil Mack is no longer on the team. Oh no, they're lucky Robert Quinn emerged last year.


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[Assistant] Oh no, are the days of the big bad bears defense over? Shucks, what a shame. And they're losing Alan Robinson? Awww. Yeaah. So.


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[Assistant] Can we also mention that Khalil Mack is going to be going up against the Raiders twice a year?


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[Assistant] See, here's the thing, like, I don't really have a comparison, like, I'm trying to think of a guy that, like, we vastly overpaid. Alright, let me use you. So like, you overpaid Zeke Elliott by like a ton and shouldn't have done that. So would you take a second and a sixth for Zeke? I think you'd take that trade, absolutely. Oh, easily.


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[Assistant] After this year, his guaranteed money is zero. So.


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[Assistant] Commanders can literally walk away from him after this year. Now, again, they gave up two thirds to basically have a transitional quarterback.


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[Assistant] I mean, is it the worst deal in the world? No. I do think it's very funny though. I talked about this in the video. Like the Eagles have to be sitting there because they were the ones who originally paid him this massive deal and then they're like, you know what?


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[Assistant] Ron Rivera's good, like I like Ron Rivera, but like there's nothing that is- the best thing about Washington is wildflower and a stupid white guy from New York made him in his basement. That's the best part about Washington. Period.


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[Assistant] If you have to, like, think about it this way, the cults, no.


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[Assistant] What's out there? They know about the Mitch Trubiskis. They know about the Jimmy G's and the Kirk Cousins and all those people. And yet they still were like, nah, I do not want Carson Wentz. And so with a weak draft class coming up for QB's, they know all of this and they're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's how that, and honestly, the best part about that day, and I was like, wow, I could have been teaching right now, and I wasn't. Uh, yeaah, no, honestly, it was, I thought the big news of the day was gonna be Devonte Adams, like that's what I was ready for, and I'm like, alright, we're gonna franchise tag him, we're not gonna franchise tag him, and then the Aaron Rodgers news broke, and now here's the thing,


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[Assistant] The media deal that came out that it was for four years and 200 mil, I was like, hot damn, like that's a lot of money. And then Pat McAfee was going on Ian Rappaport's thread and like, no, this is wrong. So we have no idea what the actual contract numbers are, but uhm, yeaah, he's back.


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[Assistant] So I'm pretty happy about that, but what I will say is I'm more curious about what the terms of the deal actually are, because then that's gonna potentially say like, hey, what's happening to Jordan Love? Because even if it's honestly like a two year deal or it's a four year deal with like an out after two years or something like that,


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[Assistant] I think they still stick with Jordan Love because they have no reason not to. I mean, he's barely a cap hit, so.


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[Assistant] That's why I think it's important to know, like, what the terms of the actual deal are. You know, like, cause right now he had a year left, right? He had this season left and then that was it because they got rid of, they voided out the year for next year. So now him coming back, I think if it's more than two years and like logistically makes sense, yeah, then I think love is gone.


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[Assistant] Well, no, we couldn't, no. See, that's a false equivalency, because even if we lost Aaron Rodgers, we wouldn't be able to spend that money, because we would still have no money.


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[Assistant] Uh, retire or whatever, we were still going to be very constrained by the cap.


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[Assistant] Just because there's mega contracts. Now, are there things that we can do? Absolutely, right? You look at Jair Alexander, he's going to get an extension and that's going to free up about like $9 million to the Packers. On top of that, we might restructure guys like Preston Smith, Adrian Amis. Those can get restructured. Uh, we've already restructured a couple of guys. I think it was Kenny Clark, uh, David Bakhtiari and Aaron Jones, if I'm not mistaken.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we did those guys. So there's ways that we can do it. It's just kicking the can down the road and hoping in 2024 the cap is going to shoot up.


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[Assistant] So here's what I've said from the beginning. The best chance for the Packers to win a Super Bowl in the next couple of years is with Aaron Rodgers at the helm.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think the Bengals and the Rams and many other teams have shown, you need like a bit of, yeah, you need to be good, but you need a whole lot of luck. So, I mean, if I'm going there...


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[Assistant] The best part is, it sounded like you were gonna say a C or a K, and I really thought you were gonna say, it's like, I found out I didn't have kids.


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[Assistant] I did the math, hold on. Go on. Cause she's 25, so meaning that Jerry Jones, 25 years ago, I found a picture of him, looked like this.