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[Assistant] What's what? What's heavy forwards and not backwards. My belly.


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[Assistant] That's not the right answer. I'ma let you sit on it for a while. And she also said Pioneer Woman's lasagna is the best, which that'll get a response from me. Uhm, they also feel like I've read all these emails on the toilet, which wasn't true. I was at work.


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[Assistant] But she's curious as what role being on the toilet plays in our marriages.


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[Assistant] It's a very strange way to word the question. Is it comfortable to talk between you and your wife while one of you are on the toilet or do you keep that part of your life secret from each other? And that's a good question, I think, cause I leave the door open and I'll talk to Allison the whole time I'm on the toilet. But Allison closes the door and locks it.


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[Assistant] Alright, next question. Adam from Kansas. What is everybody's favorite worship song? Adam from Kansas.


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[Assistant] So New Song though, that's The Power by Hillsong. If you haven't heard it, it came out, I got a friend that's a worship pastor, he texted me one morning, he said,


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[Assistant] It's a jam. And I said, yeah, it is. I listened to it, I was like, it is a jam. So check out, that's the power. That's the power. I've got the power. Oh, it's good.


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[Assistant] I know the words. Um, I can't totally. Last one. Last one. This one's no fun. Honestly, this one's not going to be fun, but I feel the need to, uh, let's do it. Give a prayer request.


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[Assistant] That, uh, somebody said, and you know what? This guy's having fun, cause he's in heaven now. A pastor named Roger, out of Vero Beach, Florida. Freedom Church, they actually had Phil come speak. Suddenly passed away, uh, his buddy Joey.


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[Assistant] Um, emailed in and just asked us to pray for him and give a shout out and you know.


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[Assistant] Roger, I don't know this guy's church. I don't know much about him. I, there's a picture of him and Phil together. Uh, here's a picture of him preaching. Uh, but he's had an impact on this man's life and it's because he chose to, uh, you know,


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[Assistant] And be a pastor. That's awesome. And be a preacher. And that's not an easy job. Uhm, and he organized a bunch of cool stuff according to Joey. And here's a picture of him and Phil real quick. If I can get this computer to work right. Uhm, but man.


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[Assistant] That's sad, and we're gonna definitely pray for the church that this man's gone on to be with the Lord, but...


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[Assistant] And we weren't here on earth probably ready for it, but I promise you he's excited right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, pastor, one day again, I'm going to say, hey, I never even met a guy, but one day I'll get to say, hey, I read about you on a podcast.


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[Assistant] Alright, well we started with rainbows, let's end with rainbows. Genesis 9, uh, right after the flood.


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[Assistant] And God said, this is the sign of the covenant I'm making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for generations to come. I've set my rainbow in the clouds and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and earth.


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[Assistant] So God said to Noah, this is the sign of the covenant I have established between me and all the life on earth. So when you see a rainbow, remember,


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[Assistant] It's God's promise not to ever flood the earth again, which I'm fired up about cause I live here.


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[Assistant] And he made an even better covenant. One day he's coming back and he's taking us with him to go see old Pastor Raj up there one day. I'll get fired up about some Genesis and the rainbow. Thank you Lord for that.


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[Assistant] We played golf together. I forgot about the John Daly. I have the two Johnny D's. I kept saying two slobby Johnny D's. So I did Bernard Heater.


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[Assistant] Well hey, I'll give you one cause I worked out today and it like just killed me. This is eight pounds on each hand.


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[Assistant] Five and a three, redneck, ingenuity, type together, okay.


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[Assistant] For folks that can't see this, tell them how they're taped. Look, there is electrician's tape underneath this medical tape. Because I put the electrician tape on it and I started messing with it.


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[Assistant] And I come close to breaking my foot because the three pound coming loose.


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[Assistant] So I said, well, okay, we're gonna have to, uh, put a little more tape on this thing.


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[Assistant] Look, but you got to think about it. Okay. I do 10 minutes on the QB.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it's a, you know, that's five minutes work and I'm, by the second hand, I'm usually 30 seconds when I, I'm done after doing 30 sit ups. That's my last exercise. I do five with the weights and then 30 sit ups.


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[Assistant] I heard, I looked down and just, blood was spurtin' out of my belly. Yeah!


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[Assistant] Well, hey, they don't make endurance. Hey, they fall off the leaves.


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[Assistant] Cause I was, hey, I was going at it just yelling and he said, you're going to last about five more seconds or at least you slow down and pace yourself. Then I finally just said, I quit.


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[Assistant] Now, you just told me why I had so much trouble with that boxing deal. You weren't breathing either? No. He was yelling out numbers. That's what screwed me up. I ain't never been good math. Okay.


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[Assistant] I wish Mr. Lee had been there training him. Cause hey, if he had hit Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee'd have knocked him out.


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[Assistant] I just popped him, dough popped him right quick just with a little quick tap.


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[Assistant] That's like the one you hit, there's another one, it's on a stand.


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[Assistant] When? When he lost about 75, 80 pounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not into- Well, he run into the right man though. That's right. Because he run into Mr. Lee, and what it was, Mr. Lee was not in a mood to fool with him. Yeah. Okay, and he figured, he said, okay, I'm fixin' to put it on this clown, and he won't ever be back.


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[Assistant] Well, Stone's hard headed and he showed back up and Mr. Lee said, Oh, I might have one here for us.


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[Assistant] Up over his head, like a hundred times on a tire.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I have learned since I've met up with Stone and on the little boxing stuff. I have learned. Okay. Uh, I'm, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm more intrigued by Boxer now than I used to be.


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[Assistant] I got a few bucks for a living, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Then that was why they'll throw one in. Most of the time, especially if it's heavyweight, they're all about hugging on each other, pushing their weight on each other, trying to wear each other out.


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[Assistant] That depends on the two boxers, okay? Hey, you know, weight hadn't really got nothing to do with it.


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[Assistant] Okay, who's in shape and knows how to punch and not gas himself out. That's right.


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[Assistant] But. No. But. Cause they got like a longer reach. It's just like, uh, his what? Jujutsu. Okay. It's all about technique. Jujutsu. It ain't about, he's bigger than me.


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[Assistant] Well, cause if he ever, if he ever stunned you, the match was over.


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[Assistant] Stunned you? Oh yea, no no, if he ever pops somebody and stuns him, is this him?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's him. If that man right there ever stunned you, you didn't get over the stun cause he hit you five more times to put you on the floor.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know. I put my money on him.


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[Assistant] Pete, smoking Joe Frazier could take a punch. Okay.


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[Assistant] They were praying. Everybody that watched LA was praying somebody was going to come along that could beat him. But here's the thing.


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[Assistant] Yo, you don't really realize it, but he was really the greatest there ever was.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's the reason, that's the reason he could do the shuffle and not get hit. And then he's going to pop you when you try to do whatever you try to do. Did you watch all those live? Oh, did I ever watch them? Yeah. That's cool to me. Oh, no.


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[Assistant] You just got to understand, the guy gets in the ring with somebody and he's just dancing around with his hands down. Okay, and the guy can't reach him. And then he just 72 and bam.


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[Assistant] Trust me when I say it, when he used to say I'm the greatest.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well no no, I just enjoy seeing what we've got coming up. He is literally just a fighter. We're in management. And he's actually got me in management. Okay, cause I'm sitting there, you still won't walk out of there, just BAM!


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[Assistant] The only time I actually shoot a yearling is if the orders have come from the property owners. Okay. That would either have to be Phil Robertson, Jason Robertson or Willie Robertson. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, right. Oh, the real ball. Okay. That's it. Oh, then I'll shoot one. Otherwise I got to look at it.


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[Assistant] God, there's five big ol' bucks down there at the end of my food plot. And it's getting dark and I can't see their antlers and I can't shoot with three. And then they started talking to him.


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[Assistant] I dare know you by name son, down there on our place, on Robertson Place. I'm serious.


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[Assistant] When you get in a four-wheeler and the windshield is down and wind is blowing,


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[Assistant] So, but he can't smell at all. Here's the deal. Why?


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[Assistant] He's got this thing about, Hey, don't wash his hunting clothes.


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[Assistant] Well, I, I just figured from all the sweat and everything, you know, for 60 days, you know, it, it does, it does leave there because it comes back to us.


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[Assistant] Well, you gotta understand, we actually lived.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had a big garden, we raised our own beef, we raised our own pigs.


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[Assistant] We slaughtered everything, canned everything. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He is not that important, and Mylar Drake is not that important to me.


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[Assistant] I can do without him. And I ain't gonna, you know, you know, Jason needs to move north.


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[Assistant] Where you can crank a chainsaw up and cut holes in, in ponds.


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[Assistant] You gotta bust the chainsaw out to get to the water. Nah, forget it boys, I'm out. Forget it boys.


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[Assistant] Well they finally, they're hard headed. You think? They're hard headed. That's right.


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[Assistant] No. Everything freezes over and it locks up ice over all the water.


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[Assistant] Then here comes some three guys with chainsaws.


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[Assistant] They cut a hole in a pond for crying out loud and ducks just appear.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'd tell you, I'd tell you about that if there's a lot of time when you fall off in one of them ruts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that thing ain't got much room there.


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[Assistant] He went out in the P road to pick up some cripples or something and come back. Okay. This is a on big old bliss blinds on big old Cypress laws and they're open and hollow in the end of it.


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[Assistant] And I mean, it's, it's one of them. It's drug caddy.


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[Assistant] He likes to, he likes to sunk the P-roll and everything else. And then you hear kaboom! Yeaah, in the back.


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[Assistant] But he, you know, just, I mean, he come paddling by and hey, snakes struck at him and missed. Those duck flies are full of them. Oh no, yeah, they full of them. They full of wasps too.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, it was, it was, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, sleeping bag rolled up.


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[Assistant] He'd get up there and he'd got him a gas can that he pumped up, full of gas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the, the woo, the, the, the work, the wind on them things when they was buzzing. Oh, it was loud. It's like ghost. It's like ghosts. They're making a noise cause it's dark and that's.


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[Assistant] Come over the top of the blind and lit. Ringnecks. Ringnecks. Lit out there. And, and our cameraman said, he filmed it and he said, we can't run this. And Phil said, what are you talking about? He said, it looks like a bunch of sharks feeding. Sharks feeding.


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[Assistant] Because hey, it was just, hey, I could not keep a, I bet I shot 25 times.


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[Assistant] That's it. One button. They got one button. We had something like, I think we had four in the blind and we full limits after that.


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[Assistant] Well, the best part of that for me, we killed a wood duck. I killed a wood duck on the old river in Gillum, Louisiana, above Dixie. And he was released in Seattle, Washington. That's pretty cool. 24 hours.


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[Assistant] Just giant, just giant woodies, okay? Beautiful thang.


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[Assistant] They just kept a guy up there, wherever they're at, when you call to find out. He just said, wait a minute, I keep seeing this guy's name.


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[Assistant] So he just finally said, Hey, you know, run, feel Robert's name too. Well, then when he did, it was just page after page after page. Cause Hey, guess what? What is it?


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[Assistant] What is that, what is it called up there, where that big lawn or prairie used to be?


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[Assistant] Oh, mollusk. Okay. In the seventies. Okay. That was all big oak trees and they had come in and the Germans had cut a lot of the oak trees down for making whiskey barrels.


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[Assistant] But there was probably 10 million ducks.


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[Assistant] And I smell good. That's true. I was just gonna say, you smell good.


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[Assistant] Oh yes sir! And I ain't told you yet.


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[Assistant] Trust me. So we were only lacking a mariachi band. I'm going with Jaguar! That's it, boy.


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[Assistant] It looks like this picture to me, which is what I found when I googled Mexican. Where's all the spots?


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[Assistant] You ain't never seen a bobcat that tall. I'll translate into the microphone.


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[Assistant] So I did say it was twice as big as what I thought though. I think it's about 150 pound Jaguar.


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[Assistant] Wow, you don't ever know what it is. Look at this though. What? We just got a picture of a black panther in the emails.


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[Assistant] He says it's called a carabelle cat. Carabelle. And they're 60 to 70 pounds. That one ain't. And black, orange and yellowish colors. Some say it's a jaguar and panther mix.


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[Assistant] Florida's a weird place, so to be a police officer in Florida, I'm sure you've seen some stuff.


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[Assistant] Sy, do you know what happened this weekend? No. The spelling bee, which we've talked about before, was hailed...


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[Assistant] And Zayla, oh my goodness, this website. And the Louisiana girl won it. Zayla Avan, god, I'm so terrified. I can't even pronounce the stuff. I can't pronounce names, I can't pronounce towns, I can't pronounce the words she spelled. Louisiana from Harvey, she won it.


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[Assistant] Why? Congratulation. She's 14 years old. She holds three Guinness World Records. For dribbling? No, for dribbling, basketballs and juggling at the same time.


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[Assistant] Look at this, she's riding a unicycle, dribbling basketballs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's, she's already got a full scholarship to LSU.


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[Assistant] Look, she's on a unicycle and dribbling basketballs. So, I thought though, you know, she's smarter and better at basketball than any of us. But what if...


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[Assistant] Give him the first round. I can't even pronounce the first one. Here's the word she won on. Mireya.


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[Assistant] Yeah, down around New Orleans. I think that's part of the West Bank, which is really confusing because it's east. Yeah. But it's on the West Bank. Of the river. The river. I think.


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[Assistant] Oh, and then another Louisiana thing happened this weekend, but I can't talk about it. So anybody else wanna talk about it?


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[Assistant] If covid took it out, I would drive to Lafayette three hours just for that Popeyes buffet.


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[Assistant] The Survey Center on American Life found that only 27% of men have at least 6 close friends. I mean, I know Jesus had 12, but... Yea, but he was starting something.


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[Assistant] Men have at least down, we're down 55%. Apparently people in 1990 had a lot of friends.


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[Assistant] But what's a close friend? How close is too close?


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[Assistant] Count stone, cause he's family. See, but I think that's the problem, they're not counting family. Yeah. But if you look at the bottom of your favorites.


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[Assistant] So, according to the Center, the friendship recession trend is rooted in lower religious involvement, lower marriage rates, and greater geographic mobility.


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[Assistant] But it also says the workplace has an affi- which that's a weird one to me because we're all friends here. We're friends with people that worked here and been gone.


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[Assistant] So it said Americans work longer hours, switch jobs more often, and increasingly avoid coming to the office at all. Amen.


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[Assistant] So, we all come, we enjoy coming to work as we hang out.


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[Assistant] My grandpa was the song leader, and I don't know why I can't sing.


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[Assistant] I was cleaning out my closet. I found a drawer full of Duck Dynasty t-shirts and most of them are just size face.


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[Assistant] What have the fans been up to? They've been up to a lot of weird stuff and a lot of good stuff. Well hey, that fits right in with this bunch. So Jennifer. Jennifer? She didn't give me a town to mispronounce. Okay. Asked the weirdest question we've ever got. Uh oh. Jennifer, you've got the weirdest question. The weirdest question. Ever asked. Ever asked. And I'm looking forward to this.


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[Assistant] It's weird. Does anyone else think Martin looks like? Any guesses?


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[Assistant] Some lady sent a picture of her kids with like, skullets though.


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[Assistant] I've always agreed that they're terrible, but my niece has got me a pair of real tree crocs.


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[Assistant] So that, that was from Jessica, that was her children from Cripple Creek, Virginia. I thought you were gonna say Florida.


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[Assistant] Uh, so he's asking what kind of advice or suggestions to, he's engaged and he's about to start planning his wedding for October 8th, 2022. Wow, Hammer, that's a long time from now. That is a long time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, October 8th. Well, they're young. They're only gonna, they will be 21.


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[Assistant] I've got two here that I don't want to read but one of them I just don't want to read because it's bad news. They're asking for prayers.


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[Assistant] We can do that. And I just think it's important, we're all family here. Their son Joshua, he's only nine years old, and he has been battling brain cancer. This is from Andrew and Julia.


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[Assistant] And so they're just working through all that. They've been battling it for two years. Um, and he's active duty military and he's about to retire. And so I just thought it was important. I don't like that, reading that, but I want just everybody listening to just pray for this family. Uh, and Joshua, especially who's been battling this, um,


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[Assistant] You know, that's a tough, tough place to be in. We just want you to know, we do love you. We will be praying for you guys. Amen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. Yeah, especially our military families. Uhm, Amen. We love you guys and I, and I just wanted to.


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[Assistant] She's doing really good. There's the bill. And so he just wanted to give her a shout out for going through all that and getting to her last treatment. So, you know.


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[Assistant] So I thought, you know what, let's give a little shout out there in the emails. They weren't really questions, but they were both very important things.


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[Assistant] Love it. Are we ready for a Bible verse or? I think we are. Yup. Alright, well my man Jeremy, he sent a big long email. He's from West Virginia. He's gonna come by one day, maybe drop some snacks off. Uh oh. If you drop some snacks off. You're welcome. But he wanted us to use a verse. Let's do it.


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[Assistant] And our, and he's a law enforcement officer. You get the first one, man.


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[Assistant] So 1st Corinthians 13, 4 through 7. Love is patient, love is kind, it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it does not dishonor others.


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[Assistant] It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres. So Hunter from Waco, your verse and your advice came from my other man, Jeremy.


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[Assistant] Well, that's why I was late and then I got halfway here and I- oh well. Well there goes your bread.


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[Assistant] That's why I was late by the way, cause I got, I got to work and realized I forgot it. Then I went home for lunch and got half way back and realized I forgot it. Again. Alright, trumpet next time. Trumpet next time people.


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[Assistant] She makes sourdough pizza crusts, and we might do homemade pizzas like every Friday or Saturday.


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[Assistant] She, every night she's working on the, what, the starter and all the stuff. She did that when her, her batteries went out on her scale and she did that without a scale. She was worried.


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[Assistant] No, I saw something on Samaritan's Purse website the other day. What happened? That made me like them even more. It was a breakdown of the pur- like if you give money,


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[Assistant] They don't waste it and there's not some dude making billions of dollars and flying all fancy, like they're actually taking the money and they're either giving it to kids that need it, helping people out from storms, helping our veterans. I'm looking for it right now. Hopefully I find it by the time you talk.


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[Assistant] He said, I'm the bread of life, whoever comes to me shall not hunger, and whoever believes in me shall never thirst. I was just making sure I wasn't being out of pocket.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, we don't call apple juice, apple milk.


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[Assistant] I don't have the white deal. I don't like to wear sunglasses. Okay. My hands smell like bacon.


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[Assistant] Daddy's hands smell like bacon. Better than smelling like taco meat.


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[Assistant] My wife was mad. I got questions about that too. No, we've already discussed that. Anyway, weird. She was mad about the bread flour versus the all purpose flour. And I didn't know there was a difference.


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[Assistant] I need to get it off my chest. We've praised my wife's cooking abilities this episode, but I gotta bring up something major. Oh, I should say don't go negative on your woman. We're going negative. Not on your woman! She cooked something the other night that was just no good.


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[Assistant] Bathrooms and kitchens and living rooms on HGTV doesn't mean you get to make a cookbook, ma'am. And I'm not gonna use any names, but that cookbook's just no good.


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[Assistant] I want you to look like Miss Kay. Miss Kay's cookbook? I'm in on. Pioneer woman? I love that lady. She can make a cookbook. Wanna know why? They're cooks.


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[Assistant] I'm tired of people just putting their name on a cookbook. They're not even cooks. You might know who I'm referencing. If you've ever been to Waco, Texas, but that doesn't mean you can cook.


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[Assistant] But there's this new fad where if you're famous you make a cookbook. Snoop Dogg has a cookbook.


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[Assistant] Even if you're on HGTV, I don't want your cookbook. I only want people on the Food Network's cookbook.


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[Assistant] It's your favorite question asking redneck from Mississippi, Keith. So here's the problem, they have a huge roadkill problem. They got possums, armadillos, coons, deers, beavers, and even the occasional alligator.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tyler says we have a huge coyote problem in Georgia. So how would you solve this? I hope it involves claymores.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go deep, but real quick, my man Wesley, he sent in pictures from his grandma's yearbook.


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[Assistant] And look at this Ian. And hey, grandma must have been a rebel. Look at Cy Robertson. Yea, number 10. Tied in number 10 for the North Caddo something or another. North Caddo Rebels.


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[Assistant] And we got three advice questions, but two of them we're gonna hit hard. Because we got an engaged couple and a retired couple. So we're gonna hit hard.


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[Assistant] We got both spectrums sold by man Justin from Muncie, Indiana.


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[Assistant] Uh, and after multiple 24 hours shifts in a week, and he sees some things, being an empty EMT for sure. He likes to get away and fish and camp and do those things with the boys.


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[Assistant] His question is, how does he tell his fiance that I love her more than anything, but sometimes I just need to do things with the guys to help unwind from the stressful work week without her wanting to join and without hurting her feelings.


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[Assistant] Martin has a saying he uses in the office a lot.


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[Assistant] Yep. Alright, next question. We're gonna go kinda the opposite. Patricia, we don't know where she's from, labeled this retirement advice.


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna read it word for word. Help! Exclamation point. My husband and I are very much in love, but we're driving each other crazy. Exclamation point again. How do we spend the days and still love each other?


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[Assistant] We got people at our house. My wife will invite someone over every night of the week if it was up to her.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I need a little, but that's a good one. Entertain. Cook dinner for people. And then our last email on the day, my man Juan Carlos, I think his name's like Juan Carlos, like mine's John David. It's like a double name.


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[Assistant] JC asks, there's this girl that I like, and I need y'alls best advice to start talking to her. Help.


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[Assistant] Here's my advice. You need to walk straight up to her, look her in the eyes and say, Hi, my name's Juan Carlos. Would you like to go eat dinner sometime? I'll pick you up at seven. There he is.


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[Assistant] The most important thing you can do is just do it. You just walk up open and honest and say hey, I think we'd have fun together. Let's go hang out sometime.


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[Assistant] Only ever after. The world needed to know that. That's a good one. You want to go get a pizza and make out works. It works every time.


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[Assistant] Let's go with John chapter 6. We're gonna read a little bit here. Uh, so they asked him, this is verse 30, what sign will we...


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[Assistant] What sign then will you give that we may see it and believe you? What will you do? Our ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness. As it is written, he gave them bread from heaven to eat.


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[Assistant] Then Jesus declared, I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never grow hungry and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.


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[Assistant] And I think that's a good place to wrap it up. The bread of life is Jesus Christ. Ladies and gentlemen. Amen. That is the duck call room. Amen. Get back on that bread. Get on that side of the house. We'll see y'all next time.


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[Assistant] No, no. Oh, they hand delivered it. They brought that thing. Gosh, I wish I'd have been there to meet them. That well.


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[Assistant] You'd have had to be here at about 8.30 on Friday morning.


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[Assistant] They were from either Nebraska or Iowa. They were right up in the heartland somewhere. Okay.


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[Assistant] Or if you're listening, just imagine, they built a


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[Assistant] Crochet? 15 to 18 inch tall black panther. Crocheted. They put him in a glass case and they decorated him with


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[Assistant] Everything from size life, from a Bible, to a squirrel, to a beaver, to dominoes, to poker cards, and of course, a little army man and the American flag and his tea glass complete with Mr. and Mrs. T's in it. So, um.


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[Assistant] That's a cool one. So Si, consider it like a late Father's Day gift. That's what we'll go with.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness gracious. Si, you've created a phenomenon with the Black Panthers.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, cause it was, it was fall, so the briars were all dry and just broke off in two. It was, it was funny. Man, it was funny. I hated it for Goblin, but it was funny. Poor old Goblin.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Oh yea. Ain't no doubt about that. We went, uh, we went froggin' the other night, and typical, you in them bushes.


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[Assistant] And I look up and there's just a purple tail nest like you ain't seen lately. And I'm like, oh man, this is going to be bad here. Well, one of them got on our boy, and I didn't know this, but that was like, like got on him and bit him while he was stinging.


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[Assistant] A lot of times them dogs get to biting, they don't stop for a minute.


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[Assistant] He ripped enough, but yeaah. What's crazy about that is both of those only ever show an aggression to one person.


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[Assistant] And he also hates if you cover your face and walk towards him real slow. Cause he about bit me on the butt one day when Phil conned me into doing that.


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[Assistant] But I did it because Phil Robertson said to do it. Phil's got a right to do that. Oh, I know. He says, watch him, bobo. So maybe Kay had her face covered up a little bit. It just wasn't good, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the old phrase, let sleeping dogs lies. That's true.


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[Assistant] I've been bit by a few dogs. Every one of them I deserved. I was doing something dumb.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've never been bit on the face though. I bet that hurt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have way fewer bad days if you approach it with that mindset. That's right. On that note, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That these two things conspired together, but they sure did too. This was the first year I've ever used Sunday.


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[Assistant] I'm having to mow twice a week now at some point. I can walk outside barefooted. I don't have to worry about all the weeds and all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] It's incredible what it's done to my lawn. I'm sure it'll do the same thing for yours. It just makes it super simple. So.


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[Assistant] Oh man, them baboons are considered pest over there. They, they, they whack them. So they just whack them and stack them.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, it's crazy. I had a good one the other day. We were fishing Saturday.


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[Assistant] I start smelling something burning. Of course I'm in the back of the boat. You know, you ever get that smell, you're like, something's on fire. I turn around and look.


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[Assistant] The front of the boat, there's just a pillow of smoke coming up out of, I said, uh oh.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Look at here. Well, Jacob was up there fishing.


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[Assistant] And the smoke was coming from between his legs and he dug out.


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[Assistant] One of the wires had done got a bare spot in it and grounded onto that boat so all of his wires to his trolling motor were just frying as he had his foot on the pedal of it. Well.


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[Assistant] Through the trolling motor in the water. The whole trolling motor. Yeah, well the everything, but you know, it's mounted on the side, but it was coming from the core. So the foot pedal, the cord, everything, he just threw it in the water. He said, I didn't know how else to put out a fire.


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[Assistant] No, it was, no, it was, uh, no, it was Jacob's boat. It was funny. I laugh. I laugh cause he was up there scrambling, not moving. The next thing I know, it just went


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[Assistant] No, small vessel fires are not good. Not good. It was, it was funny. I laugh. Man, I laugh.


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[Assistant] And I got up there fishing and forgot that I didn't put it on automatic. And I look back here and I'm like, boy, it's about three inches lower than it used to be.


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[Assistant] That bilge pond works better too, you crank the motor and get on pad. It'll pump out a lot quicker if you do that.


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[Assistant] And look, they make us take boater safety to operate a boat in the state of Louisiana. They don't ever address boat ramp etiquette or anything to do with a boat ramp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, turn them off. Or you can turn your parking lights on, your running lights. You can see with them, your trailer lights stay lit up. But them boys just got them high beams on going straight up the boat ramp. Terrible.


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[Assistant] When nobody's in it, a lot. If you got a partner, you can go ahead and unhook it because his weight will keep the boat on the trailer.


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[Assistant] I mean, I hate it for them because they're public land and everybody owns them, but like just, just know your role. Like if you, if you that bad show up about 10 o'clock, it'd be all right. And there's nobody there.


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[Assistant] That's omegaxl.com slash doc or call 1-800-844.


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[Assistant] Academy Sports and Outdoors Magellan Pro Angler Fishing Britches. You'll be glad you did. They are the best. Here we are.


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[Assistant] I do have some exciting news, I think. It's exciting to me that I'd like to share. I got an email today and everybody knows that I love chicken.


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[Assistant] Well our buddies over at Wingstop, this is not a paid advertisement, this is just a public service announcement for all of you to know. They are now serving thighs. And this is where? At Wingstop.


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[Assistant] Well then you're picking a good time to get started cause we'll get on them chicken thighs cause everybody knows the best piece of chicken is in brake pads. Them thighs. That's the ones you want. That's right. That's what they are. So the chicken.


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[Assistant] And now it's gonna be fried to perfection and tossed in whatever sauce you want. We are about to get out of here and go get on us some chicken thighs.


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[Assistant] So excited. I love a chicken wing, don't get me wrong, but if you're gonna do the same thing to him, to a thigh, oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm liable to pay 400 pounds by the time this is on. If they keep this thing around, it's, it's going to get bad for me. Cause wing stop is way too close to my house. It is, it is not far.


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[Assistant] That's two pounds bigger than anyone I've ever caught. He might as well quit. It's time to do something else. Cause buddy CJ, my friend, I know your daddy. I went to school with him. You've already caught one bigger than him. And that boy fishes seven days a week.


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[Assistant] Martin, tell us they emailed. I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it says Martin, I've been watching y'all's podcast. I'm a huge fan of the show. I have a huge question for you and maybe you can give me some advice.


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[Assistant] My father and I haven't spoken in almost a year and a half. I love the man, but he is difficult to talk to. And when I do our conversation always ends in an argument. What can we do? I told you it was heavy. There you go.


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[Assistant] We can, we can solve that one down the road. Let's talk about whatever. Let's talk about fishing. Let's talk about hunting, gardening, whatever.


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[Assistant] It will, but you do have to put forth the effort, the prayers alone.


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[Assistant] They need action behind them as well. So yeaah, I'm with you. I mean, figure out something.


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[Assistant] Figure out something you have in common other than being father and son.


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[Assistant] And figure out if you can do it. Unless that is where the problem is, but odds are it's not. Because if you have it in common, you both enjoy doing it.


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[Assistant] There's ways to do it. Look, me and my dad used to argue like cats and dogs when we was working on projects.


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[Assistant] But that was just what we did. I mean, that was part of our relationship. We, I would always try to find the easy way out of it. And he was trying to find his way was going to survive the apocalypse, whatever it was, hanging up, putting in whatever he was building it to be tough and last you for forever. Man, I'm like,


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[Assistant] I want to go fishing. I want to go hunting. I got other stuff I need to be doing. Let's put a little band-aid on it. But my dad wasn't a band-aid man. It was fix it and fix it till Jesus comes back. That's just the kind of man he was. So, you know, you would think if you sat there and listened to us, we didn't really love each other, but we loved each other and, but you can,


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[Assistant] There's a path forward in there Owen, you just have to find it and whatever path you've been attempting is not it. So change your game plan.


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[Assistant] Forgiveness. If there's bitterness being held on inside of it, get rid of it. Forgive, forgive, forgive. Pray for a forgiveful heart.


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[Assistant] Like do, do whatever you got to do. Cause if it's always coming up in an argument, you're both both holding on to something. So just let it go the best you can. I'm not, I'm not saying that that is easy, but pray.


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[Assistant] Pray for forgiveness for both of you, and then if you forgive first, your dad will see that. Like, and he'll let go of his too, but it may take you letting go of it first. There's no right or wrong answer here other than to change. Whatever y'all been doing, don't do that. Let's try something different, so.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say this and then I'm gonna let them talk. My unnamed man.


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[Assistant] Thank you for your 20 years of service to this country. And then I'm going to let the two guys with experience take it home from there.


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[Assistant] Austin, unnamed fella, and anybody else.


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[Assistant] That's listening that has served or a family member of someone who has served.


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[Assistant] We thank you, we thank you guys. I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. Uhm, and man, thank you for doing a job most others don't want, so.


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[Assistant] We're out. See y'all next time. See you next time.


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[Assistant] You gotta defend your chair. You can't.


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[Assistant] Fight or flight, you're flying. That's where we're at, okay. I got you. No, I'm kidding. I wouldn't mess with him either. Look at that big ol' rascal.


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[Assistant] Hey, can we take Tiny down to the truck stop and spin on somebody, figure out what he's made of?


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[Assistant] I don't even know if he fit in my truck. I had to put him in a bed. He had to ride back there in a backpack.


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[Assistant] No he ain't. Yes he is. No, he ain't harmless. His shirt says monster. He ain't harmless.


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[Assistant] Just a heads up. My mama raised me to be smarter than that. I can assure you. This is one I'm glad I'm smarter than I look because monster. Yeah. That's fitting. Monster.


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[Assistant] Michael Marksman, aka Tanny.


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[Assistant] Man, a lot. Well that, that is, that, so you grew up on Lake Catherine in Arkansas, so the water on that Washtaw River looks a lot different up there than it does down here. Yeah. A little clearer up there. Way cleaner. Yeah, it's a little bit cleaner.


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[Assistant] This is what I'm glad, you know what I'm hearing here, I'm glad the ducks don't have shotguns.


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[Assistant] I mean, he said it just, he picked it up and then it went back into place and that's what really hurt.


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[Assistant] Just cause Michael took your chair. There's no reason to go to HR. I'm not gonna go to HR until


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[Assistant] And just, well, just so we're clear, when you go arm wrestling, that's off the clock. Just cause it's in this building ain't got nothing to do with it.


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[Assistant] Let Bambi help get your free HR audit today. Go to Bambi.com slash Duck right now to schedule your free HR audit. That's Bambi.com slash Duck. Spelled B-A-M to the B-E-E dot com slash


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[Assistant] That just, I mean, chills went all the way down my back. That's a pain I can't even, no.


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[Assistant] So your arm is like, like a couple inches shorter than the other one. It's significantly shorter.


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[Assistant] You'd probably be a hard man to spot on bench press. That thing gonna come up like this. You better have that thing locked in on that other side.


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[Assistant] No, Hammer, you'd never make it to 15. You wouldn't, you wouldn't make it to 15. Good grief. I mean, that, that's incredible. I got, I got no words because that's incredible. Like that's, I think it's cause it's something that.


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[Assistant] You know, like for us, duck hunting, people say that about us too, but when you watch a professional do what they're good at, yes.


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[Assistant] There's something different about watching a pro do what they're good at versus, you know, anybody else.


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[Assistant] It could be, it could be eight arms versus that right one and there's still like no pressure. You slam all of us. The only, the only thing we got going for us is weight. That, collectively, not strength. Strength, we're out.


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[Assistant] To an extent, like, you can't do that. Oh yea, I can. He don't. That's stubborn. But he keeps on, he's like, no, let's line him up. No no no no. When I broke it, I said, I'm good.


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[Assistant] Well, Michael, look man, we appreciate you stopping by. Look, if our, if our duck call room fans want to learn more about you, where can they go, man?


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[Assistant] Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. We've worked with the nine line guys too. Love what they stand for. Love what they do. Uh, they have some stuff for us out. So ma'am, look, we appreciate you. Good luck. Slam everybody in all 50 states.


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[Assistant] Start the fight and then let him finish it. Monster Michael don't need no hype, man. All he gotta do is walk in. He is the hype.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think you need to defend your chair.


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[Assistant] I mean, I knew some people like, that's got shorter arms and, but his is like. Oh no, no, about four inches. About four inches difference. Well, but the difference is, he legit earned his. I mean, that man, Monster Michael, what a, oh what a delightful human being. Yea, he was cool.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you'll never hear me say a bad word about that man. Good night. I just wonder.


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[Assistant] I guess, what'd he say, he went to the fair? Oh, now what's he doing? He's apparently pretty good at hanging outside.


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[Assistant] No, that beard right there, his beard, he's got the two B's, beard and biceps, and they both don't need any explanation, you just look at them, you're like.


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[Assistant] Here's what I say you do though, cause his wife is with him and she's a seven time champion.


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[Assistant] Here's the, here's the good news. You ain't gonna have to lift nothing.


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[Assistant] Send a pad for that table, that way my wrist has got something soft to land on. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean.


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[Assistant] Because yeaah. No we just get beat. That's awesome. I like meeting people that are the best at what they do. That's a good time.


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[Assistant] He's a big man too. You gotta be big to be a world champion. Jacob Wheeler was a world champion fisherman. He won the world championship. Uhm, I'm trying to think of.


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[Assistant] I'm trying, yeaah, I mean, it's cool. I mean, I guess you could say like Bubba Watson.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, cause you know that the professionals are still over here playing in the, you know the best of the best are still there. Playing major league baseball. Yea, playing major league.


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[Assistant] The one that always just boggles my mind in the Olympics is water polo. How do those people do that?


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[Assistant] How do they sit there and tread water, catch that ball, throw that ball, and they don't ever look tired?


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[Assistant] Treadin' water the whole time, not waitin', treadin'. It's incredible. Water polo to me blows my mind how people can do that.


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[Assistant] That guy come that far out of the water not with nothing to bounce off of. He don't go down there and touch the bottom and come back up.


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[Assistant] How deep is water polo? Oh, I'm sure, what, it's eight foot probably? Depth. Whatever the Olympic pool is. Yep.


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[Assistant] That's a cool thing. I don't know. I'm just guessing. I have no basis on that. I got no clue either. Six feet.


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[Assistant] I mean, treading water for anything over in about 30 seconds is tough. Like...


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[Assistant] Got just about as good of a chance of succeeding, probably.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. I can swim good enough to keep me alive.


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[Assistant] I can keep myself up to get me to something to get me out of that water.


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[Assistant] Or she won't. But I was gone. You know who wasn't in that water in the Bahamas?


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[Assistant] I'm never amazed at where we get to, but right now let's get to our third break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Johnny D, after you just got dominated in the arm wrestling deal, I'm going to recommend that you go ahead and pop you about three or four of them Omega XLs just to, uh, to make sure you can move tomorrow morning.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. Look, it's gonna- A real boy. A real. A rub and all that ain't gonna coverage. You're gonna have some real inflammation. Look. And then you can report back after Monster gets done with you. So, look.


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[Assistant] That was, that was a poor excuse for somebody trying to say plethora.


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[Assistant] How do you know it's too much? Like, there's a, there's a way like, he's like, you know, how do you know it's too much? Well anyway, Phil goes like once a month gets drained. Yeah. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs. I mean, that's where we're at. Like, I wanna test out my sea legs, gump.


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[Assistant] Weird, I don't know. Man, that's bizarre.


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[Assistant] You've gotta grow it back. Well, you want, let me tell you my thoughts on Ethan. And Dad. Okay.


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[Assistant] Does dad, does dad still pay the bills? Well then, if so, if both those answers are yes, then dad is the boss, you do what dad says, and you don't buck the system. Secret mullet.


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[Assistant] And at 12, just let me tell you something, there's this little passage in Proverbs that goes something along the lines of honor your father and your mother. You may want to pay attention to that one. If he does says, don't do it, don't do it. It's just that simple.


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[Assistant] Ah, well, bait casters are one of those things, use it in your yard before you take it. It's just like golf, get it on the driving range before you get out there and deal with it. You're gonna backlash, not a problem. It is what it is. The line companies are built off of it, so uhm, you know.


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[Assistant] I've learned, I've learned thing about Johnny's though. It's one of them deals like if you ain't from here, you don't really appreciate it. You either like it or you don't. Now probably what happened to Brad is he went in there and said, man, that looks good. Dough popped it.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, I get it. Brittany doesn't like Johnny.


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[Assistant] It'll test your gut. It'll test what your gut's made of.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't know. But I don't think that's on his bachelor diet.


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[Assistant] He should have got it. He must have ate it at the buffet. And if you're judging this off of the buffet, Brad.


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[Assistant] That's a lower grade than a take-home. It's a buffet. Yea, it's a buffet. They gotta still make their money. And I, look, to be fair. We've heard the buffet. And, and I haven't been to the buffet since post-COVID. And we've got our money's worth on the buffet in life. They, aw, they see us walk in and they're like,


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[Assistant] And I, I get on the live chat sometime during our deal and always, there's always people in there asking for help. So Tyler, maybe.


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[Assistant] Your story, right there, will help someone else. So thank you, thank you for being a vessel. We appreciate you right then. We really do. Appreciate that, for sure.


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[Assistant] July 4th. July 4th. Hey, everybody celebrate. All right, up over hunting season starting. Yeah, they, yeah.


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[Assistant] I hope we don't see no storms like me and Paula went down there to the house to see.


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[Assistant] Was it rough? No, it was worse down there. Was it rough? I don't know about worse now. Boy, we was upstairs and the wind was blowin' and all of a sudden hail started hittin' it. It was down, right down from us a mile. It was like baseball size. It was knockin' the windshields and back glass.


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[Assistant] What you got against sunscreen? We didn't, we didn't, uh, no, we couldn't, we stayed inside. It rained the whole time. It must have been an anniversary trip, you know. We's gonna go to the beach and let, no.


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[Assistant] Well it rained every day. It was sunshining when we drove down there, and it was sunshining when we drove home.


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[Assistant] Uh, oysters, and them, I forget what they call them, the deep water shrimp that tastes like lobster, they're red, something.


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[Assistant] They're not real big, they're just a little bigger than what you see here, but man, them suckers taste good.


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[Assistant] No, not really. So, Beach is a good place to visit, but nah.


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[Assistant] Good grief. Ah, it's been years and years and years. Sam, what about you?


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[Assistant] I got s- I got s- You got barbecue sauce? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. For you to freeze. $150,000? For two minutes.


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[Assistant] Well here's one for you. Miss Paula, she don't like the air conditioner on at night. She gets cold. But she'll get in 50 degree water and wade around in it and catch them trout. Now that don't make no sense to me either.


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[Assistant] Now she wears, she puts on thick nightgowns and everything.


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[Assistant] My muscles just, it locks me up. So you ain't fly fish. It hurts. It hurts. Y'all were waiters.


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[Assistant] Y'all when you remember the three pound club? Nope, not yet. I'm 287.


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[Assistant] Hit the bale, hit the bale, hit the bale. I don't even sit in the bale.


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[Assistant] What is today's date anyway? What just happened? Huh? What is today's date anyway? Tuesday? I know, but what day? The date?


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[Assistant] Now that place. And that's a lot of flowers and pretty stuff and all that.


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[Assistant] We got them beat though because we got alligators walking all over our greens and fairways and stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I'm just saying. Oh, wildlife. We got a wildlife. Yeah. Okay. Anytime you can see a big, uh, 20 foot alligator that's lost one of his front legs and he's still. Side's been watching Happy Gilmore.


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[Assistant] I like mine patties. No, it ain't like ground up. No, I got it in my egg. Oh no, you don't do that. You run a good set of eggs.


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[Assistant] Willie was right about this guy. That's how you got to 2 feet. Willie was right about him. He's always ate something. Anything. He's like a billy goat.


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[Assistant] I bet he eats cans of stuff at the house, I guarantee you that. Cans? Yea.


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[Assistant] Who's the guy that used to, he used his golf cor, golf club as like a sword. He'd put it up after he'd make a shot.


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[Assistant] Sebi Ballesteros. That's a person.


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, Lee Trevino? Lee Trevino? Did he do it? Yeah, Trevino did it. That's who I'm thinking about.


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[Assistant] That was fun, cause you, there he is. I found the video of Lee Trevino. That's Lee Trevino, okay. Well he was, I like it. Actually, hold on. Then he done a little bit of, put it in his belt.


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[Assistant] Hey, Zorro was one of my favorite, okay, growing up.


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[Assistant] Why you gotta clarify, okay, cause sports to me is like football, uh, you know, basketball, you know, them things.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's what I'm talking about. That's why I said no, it ain't a team sport unless you go to the clown. Then you and the clown has got something very in common.


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[Assistant] You know, me and Phillip were talking before the game and I said, you know, Gonzaga is doing.


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[Assistant] They're out, I said because Baylor, nope, you got too many racehorses.


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[Assistant] All three point guards and then they got three big men too and they were good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] When they were working it in the shot, that went, then they got on the foul line, that went, that went in. You just ain't gonna win that, you ain't gonna beat them boys. Not on that night. They were unbeatable that night.


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[Assistant] Ah man. I just ain't one of their deals, okay? Trust me.


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[Assistant] The wildlife people, skaters, have done a fabulous job with the transplanting of turkeys on all the states. Because Louisiana used to have one, you know, up out where we lived, Vivian, Louisiana, there was one little flock and everybody hunted them. Okay. So nobody killed nothing, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'd go, when I lived in Alabama, I'd go to work, look out there on them bean fields that they had harvested. Yeah. It'd be 150 in a block, in a flock.


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[Assistant] That's why I was in tears. I was scared to death because, okay, when they started shooting there was a stampede, okay, of about a hundred cows.


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[Assistant] I thought it was a bar bar fence in front of me and I said, everybody here is gonna die.


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[Assistant] Well hey, something did die. There was two dead steers out there the next day when the guy went out there to check for wounded pig. So hey, you don't want to get caught in a stampede.


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[Assistant] He likes to vent his frustrations out on JD. His what? His frustrations.


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[Assistant] Okay, there it is. The by day. Oh, the by day. The by day. Flush. Flustrated. Oh, everybody knows what I'm talking about. Good play with the words there, boys.


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[Assistant] Well, that's better. That's better than the woman, the British woman. In your carton, you turn left here and there's a pond or lake.


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[Assistant] Not that much? I ain't talking about the 18, Will, I'm talking about the math about car. Okay.


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[Assistant] JD, I can just see your mouth, both cheeks bulging out.


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[Assistant] I'd have been with him. I'd have beat whoever chased me with it to death.


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[Assistant] A blue racer, a blue runner, racer, runner, they chase you through the woods.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm serious, death chases you through the woods. Until you start turning around and you, it's like a bully.


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[Assistant] He's gonna bully until you turn around and fight him. So hey, when you turn around, they take off running, cause especially if you're shooting 22 bullets at him.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about going through the tree limbs, buddy. Hey, they're faster than a cat squirrel.


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[Assistant] But they can go through some limbs down in a tree big time.


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[Assistant] They're, hey, they're blue. That's why you call them blue racers.


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[Assistant] Sweet milk is the one. Buttermilk or sweet milk. Put deer meat in it. It'll turn it grey.


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[Assistant] It'll be white, the milk will be white as a sheet of paper.


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[Assistant] Leave it in there overnight, get it the next morning to cook it, and hey, that milk has turned gray. You know what I mean? It's literally dark gray. Because it's, you talking about, it's gonna put it out there. No wild taste, which, you know, with a little bit of dairy I kill, I don't get as wild taste. You know, a lot of people say, oh, they got too wild of a taste, I can't eat it.


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[Assistant] Cause you had to turn it. Okay. It, it, it, it's, it makes butter on the top layer. Okay. And like you said, what's left over is buttermilk.


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[Assistant] You get a good pecan, not a bitter one. Not the, uh, what? Water hickory.


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[Assistant] Hey, you're learning some good stuff in here, you're just learning how to make butter, and the leftover is butter built.


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[Assistant] This boy's like a, hey, this boy's like an Arendelle dog. He ain't as dumb as he looks. And he's also got a computer.


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[Assistant] The old school, the old people. Okay. And I'm talking about like in the, in the sixties, the fifties, you know, they'd be milking a cow and just and take a drink. Take a swig. Oh yeah. No, no, I'm serious. When you touch it.


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[Assistant] Shoot your mouth full of air. I couldn't do that, okay. I can't go straight from the cow. Oh, I've seen, I've seen, you know, farmers, they do it all the time when they're making a cow. Can't wait. Interesting.


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[Assistant] Guys, let's go for it. Hey, I got p-rolls, okay? You got a kayak, right? If it floats?


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[Assistant] It keeps you dry, and it'll get you on the fish. Anything goes. I'd go in the bathtub, son. If it'd get me out there, it wouldn't turn open.


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[Assistant] I've caught more fish. No, they're getting fancy. I got them rigged up. Oh yeah, they got them. They got them with pedals and net finders. Yeah, they got the pedals. Hey, power poles. That thing will take off too on the pedals. Yeah, they got them.


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[Assistant] As far as it is left up to you. Try to get along with everyone. Boom.


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[Assistant] That's it. That's the advice of the day, boys. And do this, okay, forever. And wear a life jacket.


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[Assistant] This is two in a row. We've started a new trend. We're healthy.


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[Assistant] That's good. You probably need that regardless of weather without code. That's a good call anyway.


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[Assistant] Last night was a big night for me because last night's first night I cooked.


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[Assistant] Since July 24th, like, that I felt like cooking and was hungry.


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[Assistant] I thought Johnny D said, how do you know what that is? I said, look here son. I said, I grew up the grandson of an assembly of God preacher.


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[Assistant] And we had a fellowship hall. And about every other Sunday, there was a feed going on in that fellowship hall. And I can, I can spot a casserole from a mile away. I never even heard of that.


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[Assistant] Let's be honest though, Sy ain't very experimental with his power. No, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] So, so you think you want to cook for the Robertsons? Oh lord. No thank you. Don't do it. It's a no-fly zone. You don't want to go there cause hey.


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[Assistant] More, more space in that chicken coop. They can get in there and run them.


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[Assistant] I can, I can see it now. They out there in them woods just outside the camera.


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[Assistant] And one of them is saying to the other one, don't seek the treasure. Do not seek the treasure.


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[Assistant] That ain't what it, yo. They, they having a full-blown, oh brother, where art thou, moment, right there in them woods, saying. Do not seek your treasure here. They say, you know, some things, when they seem too good to be true,


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[Assistant] They are. They are. Like a chicken in a cage. Yeah. A chicken in a cage in the easiest meal they could ever get. But they know something's up. They're like, uh huh.


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[Assistant] That's one main chicken, son. What are you talking about? If he's, if he's made it this long, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Drop me a pen, I'm about ready for some fried chicken. I'll go ahead and get it.


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[Assistant] He broke it, he's slapping the table. Stone, how long, what size britches you wear Stone? What's your inch size? It's a 32. 32, so Stone's hip is 32 inches right there. And look at that cap. This is damaging evidence.


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[Assistant] He looks to only be about 26 inches tall. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] They, I don't, maybe they never had it. They, you know, I would imagine they, beef. Oh, okay. We need to put a


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[Assistant] And you can't get it anywhere else. Look, the Apollo men's underwear is proven to keep you drier and up to seven degrees cooler than regular cotton underwear. And in Louisiana right now. That's important. If you can stay seven degrees cooler anywhere, you're winning.


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[Assistant] Doesn't have customers, they have fanatics. Apollo underwear, soft, supportive stretches for the perfect fit every day and is available in a size up to 4X. So.


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[Assistant] I don't, that's akin to a 10, I suppose. But you know, with over 15 million pairs sold, men across America love Tommy John Underwear because there's no more flopping, sticking, or chafing. Look.


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[Assistant] Side, how many pairs of Tommy Johns you got now?


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[Assistant] Duck. Duck. Duck. Okay, yeaah, y'all a little slacking on me a little bit today. Well hey, I was thinking. For 20% off. Look, that's TommyJohn.com slash Duck. See site for details. That's right.


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[Assistant] Well look, since we started talking about the trap, and I've been gone for a couple of weeks, and


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[Assistant] I think we need to run back some fan trail camera pictures. I got-


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[Assistant] That'd be the Florida Panther there. Yes sir. That is him.


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[Assistant] That's him, 100%. Si, you wanna know what a cat with a long tail looks like?


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[Assistant] Zoom in on it. We need to work on your definition of a tree versus a sapling.


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[Assistant] Okay, and hey. Not only is it a cat, it's a male cat.


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[Assistant] That'd be a, that'd be a Tom catch. Uh oh, we got a, we got a pointer.


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[Assistant] Didn't say boy. That was from 2019, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, my gut wants to say a pig, but, you know, just looking at it.


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[Assistant] Here's what I know for sure. You can't say a hundred percent what that is or what it ain't. Yeah. Yeah. I mean.


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[Assistant] All I gotta do is outrun my cameraman. I got, I got one man to beat. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to hit him in the back of the ankle with a broad head. So good luck. Get that Achilles tendon. Sorry about your luck.


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[Assistant] But that was, that's somebody's got too much time on their hands there. You're going too fast on that.


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[Assistant] You see that long tail there? Where? Illinois? That's what you said? Yep. That's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] I tell you that love trail cameras. That's the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd probably, him and a bobcat be one, one A and one B. They're both, they both have a pretty big range.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got, I got big cat pictures for day. Look, here's the beauty of this. It's August and everybody's putting out trail cameras now. So this section in a month is going to get even better. That's the fun part.


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[Assistant] Look, here's, you know, with us in Samaritan's Purse, we've done a lot of stuff with them throughout the years. Sy, I know you've, you know, you were part of helping packing the shoe boxes for Christmas gifts for kids.


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[Assistant] And man, just work side by side with everybody here, save people a lot of money for the demo part of their house. And just, uh, we're here helping, just helping people, you know, it's, uh, it's incredible. The, the, um, the people of Lake Charles, Louisiana have been hammered by two hurricanes.


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[Assistant] An ice storm and a flood all in under a year. For months now volunteers have been there removing mold.


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[Assistant] Tearing out drywall and helping rebuild homes thanks to the organization called Samaritan's Purse.


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[Assistant] There are many veterans right now who are suffering after being injured in combat and their marriages are falling apart. Samaritan's Purse


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Another example is Dio is a little three and a half year old boy from Uganda and he just had life saving heart surgery here in the United States and this was all made possible


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[Assistant] Because of Samaritan's Purse. Germany was recently hit with historic flooding, the worst in 60 years.


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[Assistant] And Samaritan's Purse has been mudding out homes and providing people with emotional,


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[Assistant] They do a lot of work stateside, but they also do a lot of work internationally, being the hands and feet of Jesus.


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[Assistant] Samaritan's Purse is an international relief organization that helps hurting people around the world in their time of crisis. And they do it all in the name of Jesus Christ. For over 50 years, Samaritan's Purse has been helping victims of poverty, war, famine, persecution, and natural disasters.


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[Assistant] Here in the US and abroad. They provide medical care.


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[Assistant] They show the love of Christ while sharing the gospel and being the hands and feet of Jesus. Here's what we need you to do. Go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to find out how you can get involved with this ministry.


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[Assistant] Trust me, there are great testimonies of what God is doing and opportunities to get involved. Again, that's samaritanspurse.org slash duck to learn more.


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[Assistant] samaritanspurse.org slash duck or click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] He looks like a bingo tiger. He looks like some kind of hybrid between like a bobcat and a leopard. He spotted, he spotted like the leopard. Yeah, but got in the face shape of a leopard, but kind of colored like a bobcat.


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[Assistant] Alright, and that's just a picture of a house cat. It looks like it has a collar.


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[Assistant] Thank y'all for that. Yeah, keep sending them. Cause we're going to keep doing this about once a month.


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[Assistant] That's cause, and you know what makes the best credit? He's willing to taste anything. He will eat anything.


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[Assistant] The billy goat, he'll eat anything. Unlike Si who will look at it and say, no, Galvin's like, I'll try it. Now, he don't eat everything, but he'll try it.


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[Assistant] My high school strength and conditioning coach always told us one thing.


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[Assistant] He said, I'm going to work your butt off in here. He said, but you will not outwork a bad diet.


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[Assistant] So you, the one thing that is critical, and that stuck with me since I was 14 years old, you cannot outwork a bad diet. So.


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[Assistant] That is correct. Whatever goes in, you gotta, you gotta keep an eye on what you're putting in to get what you want out of it.


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[Assistant] 50 pounds since my heaviest and I've been able to keep it off for the most part and crawl, walk, run. Don't start off on a sprint on this thing because you will hurt yourself and you'll end up laid up for three weeks and have a big setback. Crawl, walk, run, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this. Cool.


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[Assistant] Look, I'm telling you right now, last night was the first night I felt like cooking since I got sick.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what I did. I went to my freezer the night before because I said...


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[Assistant] I saw a big old New York strip and I cooked a filet.


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[Assistant] For my mom because we missed her birthday because her birthday was while I was sick, but


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[Assistant] The Monk boys, they got it going on. That meat was good. It, man, it was tender.


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[Assistant] Look, they deliver grass fed and grass finished beef and lamb, pastured pork and chicken, and wild caught Alaskan salmon, which was in my last box, direct to your door, helping family farms become financially independent outside of big agriculture. Their animals are raised outdoors,


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[Assistant] Their fish swim wild in the ocean and moink meat is free of antibiotics, hormones, sugar, and all the other junk that you find prepackaged in the meat aisle. Sign up at moinkbox.com slash duck to get a year of bacon.


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[Assistant] Free. For free. Free. Then pick what meats you want delivered with your first buck. Change what you get each month and you can cancel any time. So look, I know we've all had it. We've all cooked it. We love it.


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[Assistant] Yes, there he is. That's right. Trades are, trades are something right now.


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[Assistant] Air-conditioned pizza places, you like working with your hands and fixing stuff, you can.


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[Assistant] You can make a heck of a living right now as long as you're willing to work your butt off. Don't matter what kind of trade you work if you don't work your butt off.


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[Assistant] Y'all have all been wondering and we're here to tell you. You've been wondering who won the Zoom call with Uncle Si. Do we know who won? Do y'all know? No. Oh wait, I do. Perfect.


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[Assistant] Have the Zoom call with Uncle Si. Winter, winter, chicken dinner. So.


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[Assistant] It really is for sure. It's a long time. It's like three lifetimes if you're a fruit fly, so that's kind of cool. But uh, anyway, so Megan, shoot us an email. Congratulations. That's awesome. Look for all of y'all that have subscribed thus far. Thank you.


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[Assistant] YouTube.com slash Duck Call Room, all one word. Hashtag. And make sure you do what, Gov'n?


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[Assistant] I got one. Welcome back, man. It's, uh, it's been a couple of weeks.


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[Assistant] And they put it in every song.


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[Assistant] There you go. See? Well. But when I see that, I don't, I don't, just cause I see the colors red and white, I don't have the stimulus to go, roll tide! They- Oh I do. Oh lord.


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[Assistant] I don't yell cut them just because I'm talking to somebody and I like duck hunting.


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[Assistant] I know one thing, that stadium is one of the hardest places to go in and win a football game.


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[Assistant] Alabama get chopped down, LSU get chopped down, technicalities all around. When you go there, that's a rough place to play.


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[Assistant] Right up on the break. We'll be back right after this. I need coffee. God, I'm gonna go get you some coffee.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new sponsor this week. Wild Willy's beard care products. They're awesome. We've used them for a long time, but since they are new, we've agreed to let them send in their own spokesman. So without further ado, take it away. The spokesman.


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[Assistant] It's a PR problem. A PR problem boys. And we're not talking about Phil Robertson for once.


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[Assistant] From scratch, oh yeaah. I remember, and I don't, God may remember this.


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[Assistant] Si, I don't know if you were even paying attention, but when we first signed


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[Assistant] With Benelli back in 2005. Way back. Way back. Yea. We were at Shot Show, all that mess going on. And, and one of the head ladies from Italy was there.


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[Assistant] And we were all introducing, eating, shaking hands, you know, proud to be a part of the team or whatever. Phil said, Oh, you're from Italy. Y'all make good pizza.


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[Assistant] And that lady just looked at him straight in the face and said, sir, we make good shotguns.


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[Assistant] And Phil had no reply. Had no reply. No, Phil was like, blank! He went.


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[Assistant] Pizza. I do too. Hey, the cheese she used. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He knows it was made from Italy with love. That's what he knows.


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[Assistant] Alright, Sasha, you're going- If you're listening, lady. You're going to order a pizza, what's on it?


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[Assistant] I just don't understand why, my problem with cauliflower, let it be cauliflower. Quit calling it rice, quit calling it mashed, quit calling it, just call it what it is, cauliflower. It's cauliflower, I'll say it is.


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[Assistant] Eventually, but they have to dress it up to make you eat it. Like, oh, that's just crud. It's good, well it's good anyway. Cauliflower? Crunchy. That's alright. Crunchy. Broccoli's better.


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[Assistant] It's pizza. Life's too short to not eat a pizza. I'm not saying you gotta eat it every day, but you can eat the, you can eat the flour crust, that's fine.


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[Assistant] And I love, and I love banana peppers on mine too. Uh, banana peppers are solid. So, you know, all the meat, like, whatever meat you got, let's hit it.


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[Assistant] I mean, throw everything you got on it. I ain't run across a pizza I won't try.


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[Assistant] Is it one of them artichoke things? I thought it could do that.


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[Assistant] No, absolutely not. No. I'm a hard... Pineapple on pizza. No.


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[Assistant] You know what my favorite job, my favorite version of that is? Skip the tea. Peanut butter.


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[Assistant] Lettuce bacon is fantastic. I don't like a raw Mater. I love Mater's cook. Love them when they're cooked down. That's so funny. Don't care for them raw.


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[Assistant] Oh lord. Well, let's take a break. We'll be right back after this. I'm hungry now. The beat goes on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Ain't that right? Yep, that's right. That's exactly right. Well, let me tell you one thing that you don't have to stress about. Your male pattern baldness and receding hairline.


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[Assistant] Both of which I have. Oh yea, you're starting to get a five head too, son. You may want to listen up here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the good news is we have some help for you. Keeps offers the same doctor recommended FDA approved hair loss treatment, but they're generic versions so you only pay about half the cost. It's a fantastic deal. If you want to keep your hair


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[Assistant] We got something for you here. One more thing you'll love about keeps, you can do everything online. All you have to do is answer a few easy questions, snap a few pics of your hair.


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[Assistant] Upload them and a licensed doctor will review your info and recommend the right hair loss treatment for you. Don't be calming it over making you look like you got more up front than you do, son. I know. I'm saying don't cheat the system. If you want to get the full results, you can't cheat the system. Let's see everything you got there.


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[Assistant] Then all they do, they recommend the right hair loss treatment, then it's shipped to your door. Why would you make trips to the doctor and drug store when you can do it all online from your couch? We're going to help get you started with a special discount. Go to keeps.com slash Robertson. That's K E E P S dot com slash Robertson.


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[Assistant] For 50% off your first order of hair loss treatments, that once again, that is keeps.com slash Robertson.


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[Assistant] Well, anyway, what do y'all guys wanna do? In the wide world of weird.


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[Assistant] Do we want to go down the wild world of weird? Let's go there. We got to discuss homie. We got to because I want to see size reaction when he hears this.


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[Assistant] So he's having all these surgeries done? Uh huh. To be a toy from...


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[Assistant] I just wanna round up here to make the math easy. $15,000 this man has spent in a year to look like a piece of plastic. What does that do for you?


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[Assistant] Hey, that's not necessarily the way I thought that would go, but I'm not going to disagree with you. It is his money.


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[Assistant] He probably get one now. He spend $14,000 on his hobby. His hobby.


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[Assistant] I love this. I don't know where this is going, but I love it.