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[Assistant] I just, I remembered standing there looking at the side like, I gotta take a picture of this.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you what you can't do? Ron? Well?


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[Assistant] You can't be checking wood duck boxes in college and not paying attention.


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[Assistant] And pull the door off of it and not get stung. About 60 times.


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[Assistant] That's how many times they got me before I got to that ditch full of water. That was you? Yeah, that was me. Them suckers ate me up. Look, that door on the wood duck box, if you ain't ever looked at it, it's like right at eye level.


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[Assistant] And this is about the 50 or 60th one I checked that day, so I'm just thinkin' kind of a fog, like, doin' my thing.


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[Assistant] I did that and there was a wall of honey bees looking at me and I said, abort, abort. And, and I just took off as fast as I could. I didn't, none of them stung me in the face.


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[Assistant] But see, you know what I respect about a honeybee, unlike a wasp.


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[Assistant] When he stains you, he dies. He got one shot at you. That's it.


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[Assistant] That's all of it. Them walls and them yellow jackets just keep on tagging you. And you know what? That ain't fair.


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[Assistant] At least a honeybee. The honeybee when he lands on you gotta make a decision.


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[Assistant] A wall spur, yellow jacket. He just, he's staying out of just pure meanness.


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[Assistant] And then I'm gonna call my 57 buddies and we all gonna get him too.


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[Assistant] Let's pop him again. And then we gonna go back to the hive and we gonna tell stories about what fun we just had.


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[Assistant] I'll give Phil credit, they do not fly at night.


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[Assistant] Bam. I love it. That makes me so happy. Dag gummit. Look, when we're young, our bodies produce SPMs as we age. Don't do it so much anymore. Omega XL can help.


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[Assistant] To help you rejuvenate your joints and make you just feel better, just plain better. That's what it's there for. Order Omega XL right now and you get a second bottle for free. Not one, but two bottles of Omega XL.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they should be. Hey, if it wasn't for them, we wouldn't have nothing to eat.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I ain't believing Sadie posted on her Instagram this week about her tigers lost. You want to talk about, girl, you from Louisiana, born and bred, the right tigers won this weekend, by the way.


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[Assistant] Well, I married a Vol and I cheer for them, but you know what? Tennessee and LSU play this weekend. I'm going to wear my, I'm going to wear my purple.


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[Assistant] I'm cool with that, I'm not just gonna wear Tennessee just cause.


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[Assistant] I'm worried that the outcome of this game could potentially...


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[Assistant] So there you go. 36 and some odd weeks of something down to two hours. That's wild, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm worried. I need one or two things to happen. I don't need it to be a close football game. So whoever wins, Tennessee or LSU, please be a blowout.


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[Assistant] I don't need it to go to the fourth quarter with 30 seconds left. But you know it will. Otherwise, yeaah. That's what I'm worried about. Last person with the ball is going to win that game. I hope not.


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[Assistant] Somebody needs to win by 30 and I don't care which side it is. I'll root for either one with equal enthusiasm.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna let them choose, but I think they're gonna look at that orange and say, nah, it's too bright.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well, nah, everybody likes Alabama. You can say on em that everybody likes to root for a winner.


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[Assistant] Like, same reason the world used to be Patriots fans. Now they're all, you know, behind my homes or whoever.


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[Assistant] My homie. What, last night? That was no good, gang. Yeah, it was. Are you kid- that was a butt whooping.


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[Assistant] I looked all over the sidelines for Coach Lasso, but he wasn't there. He was there. I know, but he wasn't dressed in soccer guards.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they come back and then Alabama said, oh yeaah, we're still Alabama.


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[Assistant] Last thing about football though, you're going to have them games and all that matters is you get the W.


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[Assistant] Cause at the end of the year it don't matter, you just gotta get to W. The problem is when them teams lose that game, it's what LSU did week one.


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[Assistant] They had that game and couldn't find a way to win it. So, I mean, that, that's when you're like, yeah, okay, alright, this ain't, this ain't our year, boys. Alright, that's cool.


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[Assistant] I fell out of that duck blind that time huntin', I didn't think I was ever gonna hit the ground. And crap, we wouldn't, I just fell out the front of it. I mean, I was only fallin', how tall am I, six, four?


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[Assistant] But see, my partner, unlike yours, he reached to grab me, but he didn't grab me. What is your partner's name? Al. Oh, Al.


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[Assistant] He just can't quite get there. That check sitting right there just can't, can't, can't make it. Golly. Look, Si knows, Si laughing because he knows it's true. Look at him. You don't laugh at stuff that ain't true. You know what he was thinking is that he's like, I ain't


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[Assistant] Yea, but I have waders. I don't know all you had to do was grab me by the back of the wader. You wasn't going to hurt yourself. No.


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[Assistant] So I loaded my gun real fast and I turned around and grabbed my shells.


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[Assistant] Put em in my gun without looking, and I turned like this, and when I turned like this, I just kept going. Just feel.


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[Assistant] Heaven forbid we put more than one board on the bottom of the duck blind like we broke.


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[Assistant] So I had one board that was like a two by eight, wasn't even a two by 12.


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[Assistant] And I'm a 13 and when my foot slid, it went off the front of that blind and I just kept going.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it was slick. Yeaah. Phil said, oh I had another board, I reckon I should have put it.


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[Assistant] And of course, I'm on the end where everybody gets into, so everybody that got mud on their boots is walking past my deal, so you won't talk about slick.


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[Assistant] We started adding shingles after that. That was a little, that was a, that was a realization we needed some grip.


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[Assistant] After Martin went down. Unbelievable. Yea, I felt smooth out that thing. Right out the front of it. That's fun. At least it was September, it wasn't bad.


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[Assistant] Hey, and we still, we killed a bunch of them. That was good. That was a good hunt. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] And if you, and if it starts, if you get in something too deep, just hop off of it real quick and it'll float.


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[Assistant] All right, Johnny D, we're back. Look, what's in that mail bag? Hello at DuckCallRoom.com.


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[Assistant] So far, I'm not even going to lie, I'm thankful we've had a year off from them. Cause we, we had a good two, three year run there where it's like we had a bull's eye on us. So I hate it for the folks in Florida, but I'm also extremely thankful it's not us. So one of those kinds of weird deals, but what else?


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[Assistant] Man, they, they're the unsung heroes in all of that.


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[Assistant] All the first responders get a lot of credit, which they deserve, rightfully so, but the linemen a lot of times get overlooked, so.


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[Assistant] That's when you go find you neighbors that still run two cycle motors and they're like, yeah, you got gas, let's roll.


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[Assistant] So I says go for it. I say... Si also locked Christine in a restaurant till she agreed to marry.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not discounting the effectiveness of said proposal. 50 years. It is, you know.


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[Assistant] No, I want to start off boring. I'm more of a deer hunter when it comes to women.


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[Assistant] Not a captive audience in the woods with weapons. Nope. Nope. Not what I meant.


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[Assistant] To all number one, stay away from captive audiences.


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[Assistant] Well first let me say thank you to uh, Brian Burroughs for the uh, gospel carving that you've done for me sir.


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[Assistant] That's pretty awesome. I love it. And then also from Christopher and Theresa, I think is how you pronounce this from Oklahoma. It's a t-shirt and beef jerky. Beef jerky.


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[Assistant] Well, hi, I uh, I'm still on my adventure with my, uh.


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[Assistant] So I had to go to a heart doctor and have everything there. So she ordered the stress tests and I went through all that. She didn't like the looks of something. So we done what I think a heart.


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[Assistant] I thought she was just being cautious, which she was, cause everything, she checked everything out, my bypass surgery and all that cause I had, uh, three bypassed. Okay. So she checked where all that was tied in and everything's clear.


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[Assistant] So I got a good report on that. So she gave the okay to Dr. Connors, you know, for the valve.


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[Assistant] And I've got what I think one more thing I've got to do before he schedules.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's affected his brain. Well, when I read that I said.


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[Assistant] She didn't like the way it looked, cause when I went over there to discuss it with her, she said, see right here, and she had a bunch of pictures of it, she said, that's not good, it's the wrong color. And I said, well, you know, and I said, what are we going to do about it? She said, well, we're going to go up there and look at everything to make sure, you know.


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[Assistant] Actually look at everything and say, okay, then we'll determine what's wrong. And then, you know, go, go from there. Cause we like to what is known, then it's manageable.


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[Assistant] So, but I just, I thought once she's done it, I said, well, I said, I think she's just being over cautious. And she was because, you know, she was ready to put a stand in it if she had to.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm always telling her, I really, me and doctors, I don't, I don't like y'all. It's nothing personal, but when I go to a hospital, I always end up young. Yeah. I don't like, I don't like the results that's been going on lately.


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[Assistant] But hey, whatever things good, you know, and like I said, I think I've got one more thing to do. And then, uh, you know, Dr. Connor, I'll schedule around his schedule whenever he can work me in to put them in.


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[Assistant] Alaska. Cause all it is is it's a, you know, I thought it would be something like Star Wars, you know, all this fancy stuff, you know, all it is, is a plastic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, now you're going to insert it. It's, it's, uh, this is tailor fitted. Okay. It's, you know, size and all this.


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[Assistant] You know, like, I don't know how many they'll put in, but they'll, they'll, you know, they'll do it. And then, then my lungs will be able to expand. Okay. And it won't let it come back in the bad stuff. It'll all go out.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause here's the thing that gets me about all this.


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[Assistant] Now, the Bible says it, you know, why are you aware of us, God, you know, man? But this body that he gave us.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm telling you, you know, cause I, I look at my brother, we, we food with water all the time, pumping it up and draining it.


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[Assistant] Okay. And this is made out of stainless steel, no less. And they break down all the time. Yeah. I've got this thing that's flesh and blood and this baby has a little been worked on, but it's still just tickety tick, kicking on down the road.


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[Assistant] That is, I am an official deputy of Luckenbach, Texas.


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[Assistant] That's right, I've been looking about it. And hey. Did you say Willie and the Boys? No, no, it was really, yeah, that's where Willie and the Boys are. Willie and Willie and the Boys. But anyway, it was really cool because hey.


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[Assistant] You know, I asked them when they told me a bunch of Germans come through there in 1849.


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[Assistant] Well no, no, and I'm saying, well, what is a bunch of Germans doing in America in 1849?


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[Assistant] So, you know, so it was pretty cool and it's, it's an old site. Okay. And the first thing that Jeff said when I told him Jeff said, that's what we need to go with our beepers, you know, our metal detector.


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[Assistant] So it was uh, I preached to God for about three or four times. Good deal. So what, Friday, I was there Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And then the fourth, it was a travel day. Okay, but anyway, that's what I've been up for the weekend.


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[Assistant] I was like, cause, you know, so it was actually a really nice event.


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[Assistant] No, no. And I was shocked she even come over.


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[Assistant] Everybody called, uh, Brian, he said, he said, Hey, tell Mr. Christine, thanks for, uh, you know, checking O overseeing and checking you on everything you have said. Well, there you go.


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[Assistant] That's a code red. Okay, so you're out of the duck call. Make him bed.


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[Assistant] Well, that was like me. Okay. So, you know, they had to buy six people. That got rid of me. That's what's funny.


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[Assistant] He said, you're in the army 24 hours, 7 days a week.


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[Assistant] You're on call all the time. That's like the military. They was always telling me, you know, hey, you're on call. I said, no, wrong answer.


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[Assistant] I said, this is just like any other job. He got me for eight hours, and I said, look, if we have to work overtime, that's fine. I'll work overtime, but...


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[Assistant] That's a good pose if you can pull it off.


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[Assistant] You've done this. Cause that reminds me of my days. I was about the same way.


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[Assistant] People don't realize how, uh, how soothing. Okay. Just being able to get up and go out in the woods in the morning.


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[Assistant] Well that reminds me of the scripture. Just be still and know that I'm God.


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[Assistant] There's something to that, guys. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Just hey, get quiet, get quiet and sit down and relax and look around you for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] When I was in Alabama, okay, I had three big cedar trees, evergreens, about that big around.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause, oh, I know where they're at. Look, the mountain boys, what I call them, that keep him, uh, high lines up and over the mountains clear.


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[Assistant] They got this machine that's got gigantic tires on it and they have got this big thing on the front of it that hey, they just walked up to them big trees I had like this and started at the top and said,


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[Assistant] To the ground. And all that was left was two picks.


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[Assistant] And I said, Hey, there's three more. I got, I got three more right over there. Please sit down.


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[Assistant] You need to get old Keper over there with them and just vroom vroom vroom and eat them to the crown.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, no, no, no. Look, hi, this is Louisiana. You better watch where you put your.


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[Assistant] We got all five of them. Five poisonous and we've got them all. Venomous. Venomous. Well poisoned the same thing. Venomous.


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[Assistant] The best one I liked was when me and Phil and Tommy, Tommy's in front, Phil's right behind him with a stair step, just, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, no, if you find one of them good ones, cause they ain't doing it cause they had to give it back to the guy that we found on his land. The 24 pounder, I'd like to see it cut up.


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[Assistant] And then make some pistols or something out of it. You're talking about a beautiful gun. This thing is black.


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[Assistant] Shiny and it looks like it's got diamonds all throughout it.


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[Assistant] Isn't that major, right? They cut one that was the same type. They didn't cut the big one when they found.


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[Assistant] My father said that is the best eating fish there is.


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[Assistant] Well, I think so cause, uh, I can't even think. Robert Martin, yeah. Robert Martin was showing.


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[Assistant] And Sheila just come out with a pan and making a bunch of racket and run toward him and run him off. And they ain't seen him since.


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[Assistant] It'll all work out boys. You can buff it right out. Those threads are gone.


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[Assistant] I can feel all the dirt work and pipes and everything in place down there now.


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[Assistant] They even told me that the rocks were ordered and fixed them. I figured all the dirt work and all that was...


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[Assistant] I thought they said they had got the rocks in and then, you know, pushed them off the side.


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[Assistant] That's what tickles me. No, no. Yeah. That's what tickles me about. Okay. That's the doc. I can't believe in the flood. You haven't been around a river during flood stage because I tell you, Hey, yeah, I've seen red river.


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[Assistant] During floodstates, giant oak tree, big as a pickup, big as a pickup I got. Floating downstream, root first.


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[Assistant] I say I'm in the river. I don't know, I don't know. Look, but it's going down. I mean, this sucker is a bull. Probably, what? 300 yards high at least.


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[Assistant] 300 yards high. Yeah. The route was 100 feet. No, no, no. Hey, this was a bowl. Okay. Look, it's floating down the river route. What first? Okay. During high water.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, it stood that bad boy up.


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[Assistant] I'm serious. It stood that whole oak tree up the root one here. It stood it up, fell back and went on down river with it. And I'm telling you, it was big as that pickup. I bought three.


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[Assistant] And three hundred yards tall.


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[Assistant] Okay, just got off of it and was on the levee looking back and hey.


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[Assistant] And hey, that anchor of land was gone.


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[Assistant] Oh no no, Phil, that boat dock we parked our boat in over on the lake.


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[Assistant] It come floating down the river? It come floating down the river. He put it in the paper and told me, hey look I've got a boat tied up down here at my property. He said,


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[Assistant] Fixed to be founder's keeper. You get your chance and I'll put it in the paper for you.


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[Assistant] Go up there and look at your scope and tell them, yep, there's five of them. They're big ones. Let's get them.


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[Assistant] That's what I, that's what was in my mind. I just, I knew.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, because I always said, hey, I said until you meet him in person, you don't realize it's easy for them to hold a basketball.


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[Assistant] I said they got the hands the size of about half the size of a basketball.


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[Assistant] Always good to see what the boys are up to out there.


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[Assistant] Your daughter is the love of my life and I want to marry her.


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[Assistant] I'll start it out with this. That's a hard one, okay? Cause number one, uh,


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[Assistant] Being in a foreign country, and especially if you're in one of those that are, we're at war with, so to speak. Okay, cause it's, uh.


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[Assistant] So my, my, uh, thing is I take God with you. Okay. And lean on him more because it's a tough one being away from your loved ones. Okay. And especially being in a foreign country and especially if we're at war with them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'd say mine to me, you know, lean on God more. He'll help you with it. Okay. Cause like I said, it's, it's definitely a man.


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[Assistant] You know, his attitude is totally different when you're in a foreign country.


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[Assistant] Not on that, sometimes your wife's pregnant, you deploy. You're not there when it's born. But like Stone said, hey, we've got the technology today.


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[Assistant] Talk to them daily if you can, if you have that opportunity that way, at least you can share pictures, see each other, talk each other face to face. Okay. Yeah. So cause like I said, letters, you know.


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[Assistant] Cause it took forever, same luck, for an editor to get there and then to get back to you.


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't, I wasn't with her then. I met her after I got married. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] But I just know I was like you, I was, family man was there, okay. And that, you know, when, when, you know, they got a letter, it was a big deal.


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[Assistant] And not only that, we got a direct line to the Almighty, to His Son.


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[Assistant] Two of you go to Bernese, okay, and two of you go to Farmeville.


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[Assistant] I don't think, not until those numbers roll up. Oh, that was a fail.


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[Assistant] To show just how thankful we are, we have a guest. That's right.


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[Assistant] Sy's resorting back to infancy. He sleeps 16, 17 hours a day.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's okay. We are here. It's the week of Thanksgiving. What is on the menu for Thanksgiving?


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[Assistant] But anyway, so what, what is, what, what is your menu for Thanksgiving?


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[Assistant] And Gember does the turkeys. Yep. Generally. Yep, he does. Fries the turkeys. Fried turkey is the best part of things.


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[Assistant] Fork in hand, like, not, not okay. He's always bubbly, uhm, but.


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[Assistant] Not in a day, but he'll save it. He'll keep it in his truck and eat a piece every morning before he goes duck hunting.


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[Assistant] So sweet potato, there's generally a custard one floating around there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Thanksgiving is like the day gluttony is in. That's right. Let's forget that part of the Bible. Forget that verse.


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[Assistant] I feel lucky if he make one. I'm surprised he even goes to the one at Willie's house.


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[Assistant] Yeah. For those of you that don't know that chair is also very close to the exit.


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[Assistant] Oh, they oughta have somebody park you. Why don't you just take Dan with you? Take your butler with you. Let him drop you off at the front door.


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[Assistant] I just, it's kinda like. And it's cooked down into a sauce.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we tried to doctor up them first blue wings with extra sage in the dressing thinking it'd make it palatable, but it doesn't.


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[Assistant] Just not very good in September. In November you can eat them.


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[Assistant] It is that. Stagnant water, eating snails. I can't imagine why they don't taste as good, but it's, uh.


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[Assistant] If I don't have one in my office, I have one at my house that you can certainly have and I will have it up here for you.


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[Assistant] So I'd get out there and dance with them. Y'all saw that episode of Duck Dynasty.


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[Assistant] Alright, well let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, or pajamas, or lounge wear, whatever, they make it all now, look.


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[Assistant] That's just the, the name of the game is comfort these days. I mean, that's all it is cause you probably just ate a lot.


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[Assistant] But when you give your loved ones Tommy John, they're that much more comfortable so they can do everything better. Who wouldn't want their loved ones to do better? Just think, you can help them out by giving them drawers.


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[Assistant] That's comfortable. It's a great gift. It is a great gift. I don't care what anybody says. Socks and underwear make fantastic Christmas gifts. I put it on my list every year. Amen. And thank goodness Brittany knows to get me Tommy John's. Shop Tommy John's before Black Friday sell now and give the gift of comfort to everyone on your list, including yourself with brand new Tommy John underwear, loungewear, and pajamas.


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[Assistant] With over 18 million pairs sold, giving Tommy John has become a holiday tradition. 97% of women and men love getting a gift from Tommy John. I'm one of those 97%. I mean, whatever. That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. What do they got, Cy?


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[Assistant] Every gift is backed by Tommy John's best pair. You'll ever wear or it's free guarantee. Si loves them and so will you. Shop Tommy John's before Black Friday sale going on right now.


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[Assistant] And get 30% off site-wide at TommyJohn.com slash duck. 30% off everything now at TommyJohn.com slash duck. TommyJohn.com slash duck. See site for details.


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[Assistant] This is two days in a row for Kay at the office. She was up here yesterday getting her workout on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he come in at me complaining about that one baby. Oh boy. I said, buddy, you think that's rough.


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[Assistant] I thought those opinions were freely given. She's a careaway, sir.


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[Assistant] A and Ann was here yesterday too. I love A and Ann. Your sister's a delight.


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[Assistant] Is she really? We ought to bring A'Nan in. She can have my seat. I love A'Nan. She is, she is quality people.


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[Assistant] She's a Texan, but she kinda like the McRib and Christmas tree cakes. When A&N starts showing up, you know it's duck season.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's just what it is. Like, there's certain little things you can mark off when, you know, you start seeing A&A and hang around, that's cause K needs some company, cause ain't none of us around no more.


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[Assistant] Hey, you gotta have somebody stay up til 10, 30, 11, talking to. All night long.


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[Assistant] Good night, Al. Hey, if you're looking for something to do at midnight, I got a couch for you.


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[Assistant] You don't have to get up if you're staying up till midnight, you just stay up with them.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad the loud noise wouldn't have his head bouncing off the ground even though it would explain a lot.


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[Assistant] I'm with you. Look, I, that, I never realized until we moved up here how much work Kay did in a day for us. Like just the workers.


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[Assistant] I never, you never, cause it was just lunchtime. You didn't think nothing of it. You didn't think nothing of what she was in there cooking for you the whole time. You never, cause she was working and she called out there on the intercom.


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[Assistant] Hey, some stuff is starting to make sense. What's that? I sound real familiar. No.


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[Assistant] He's so serious, he needed some lightheartedness in his life. Good grief. Talk about opposites attract. Man.


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[Assistant] Moink farmers farm like our grandparents did and as a result, Moink meat tastes like it should because the family farm does it better. Look, I'm just telling you right now.


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[Assistant] Our house, they're gonna be moink meat and wild game served on Thanksgiving. That's, that, I mean, how can you do anything better? The moink difference is a difference you can taste and you can feel good knowing you're helping family farms stay financially independent too. You can juice the meat delivered in every box like rib eyes, chicken breast, pork chops, salmon filets, much more.


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[Assistant] You're very happy about it. And we know you will too. Right now you can help keep American farming going by signing up at moinkbox.com slash duck right now. And listeners of this show get free filet mignon in every order for a year. What are you talking about? Who doesn't like free filet mignon? Who doesn't like paid for filet mignon?


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. That's the only way filet mignon gets better. That's one year of the best filet mignon you'll ever taste, but it's for a limited time only. Spelt M-O-I-N-K box dot com slash.


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[Assistant] About a month, maybe two months ago, a bunch of stuff showed up at this office.


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[Assistant] I was just wondering if you had developed a plan yet, that's all I was curious about.


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[Assistant] I've got it put everywhere it'll fit for you.


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[Assistant] And you can probably consign to showing up from like two to three to take the afternoon shift. Telling people stuff.


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[Assistant] Sure did. A man named Tinker married a Russian time. No, no, no. We got to take a break.


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[Assistant] It's the best time of the year. It's the fall. Look, it's the time you can actually sit outside in Louisiana.


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[Assistant] And you ain't gotta worry about mosquitoes and all that, but at night, it will get a little chilly.


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[Assistant] When you're out there cozying up next to the fire, well you won't, but sometimes you need a blanket.


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[Assistant] You need a blanket that can hold up to the elements of the outside. Look, I got mine right now, keeping Kay's seat warm till she gets back and, uh.


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[Assistant] The rumple blankets are fantastic. We've used them for probably a year or so now. I mean, it's, it's been a while. They're still as fresh as they ever were.


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[Assistant] They don't tear. They don't, they're water resistant. They're, they're made out of the same stuff tents are made out of. So like, I mean, you just think about it, a tent, you ain't getting wet inside there. You stay warm.


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[Assistant] Same deal with the blanket, it's fantastic. The original Puffy is Rumpel's number one best seller with over a million sold. A million people can't be wrong.


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[Assistant] Right, I mean, a million of them gotta be on to something. But all of Rumpel's products are weather resistant, durable, and most importantly, warm.


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[Assistant] We love our rumple blankets. They are legit. They're made from discarded plastic bottles and the extra durable 100% recycled 30D polyester ripstop prevents scratches, snags, and tears. And with over 135 prints there is a rumple that is perfect for indoors, outdoors, and for every person. These rumple blankets are built to endure the elements


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[Assistant] They repel spills, sand, stains, odor, you name it, they get rid of it no matter where you bring it. They recycle over 5 million plastic water bottles a year and every year Rumpel offsets the entire carbon footprint of their company and they're a certified B corporation which means they're actually legally required to consider the impact of their decisions on workers, customers, suppliers, the community and the environment.


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[Assistant] Johnny D is out, he is laying down, he's gone. Rumpel blankets are really.


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[Assistant] Your perfect companion for fall or any time outdoor adventures. Now through November the 28th, save 25% off at rumple.com and use code duck15 to get an extra gift with your purchase. Visit rumple.com slash duck call to shop now. That's R U M P L dot com.


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[Assistant] And the code is duck15 to save 25% today.


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[Assistant] Alright. Martin. So, Tinker.


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[Assistant] Your parents were trying to figure out how they kept losing money, Kay just kept slinging candy in her friends pockets. That's what that little grin showed. But there's Tony!


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[Assistant] That's Paw Paw. Not to be confused with Pappy, who was a cage.


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[Assistant] So I just have, since we're up against it on our time, Tinker, how did he meet the Russian opera singer?


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[Assistant] You know, Monroe Westman or a small when you say any 30 minutes from something, talking about Shreveport and Texarkana.


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[Assistant] Alright, go get me a hot dog off the roaster. That's fine. I generally shy away from gas station and grocery store hot dogs, but you know what? You got me.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess that you were the only store in town, but being the biggest is cool too.


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[Assistant] Si, I asked you this last time, I'm gonna ask you this again.


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[Assistant] When you get to Belle Chase and you take a left. Stop. Right across the street. There's a place you can buy stuff. Chicken.


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[Assistant] No, I don't, no, I'm putting ownership on you.


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[Assistant] But I prefer the ones that's got like the sausage dressing in it.


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[Assistant] But they're D-boned, they're in a bone and you just take a fork and you get to whoopin' on it. Okay. Oh, they are good. You want, you want white meat, you take that quarter. You want dark meat, you get on that end of it. It don't matter.


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[Assistant] That's the one that like, I don't really even care which one I might end up with.


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[Assistant] They have cajuns getting on that dirty rice down there.


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[Assistant] But there's one right at that red light where you have to take a left. It's like right across the red light that you looking at.


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[Assistant] Yep. Well we can get you one of those stuff with Boo Dan. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] No, and it's extremely solid. It's as solid as our stomach.


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[Assistant] That's right. I'm here to tell you. Oh it's solid. You looking forward to...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're really good. They're way better than what we got up here.


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[Assistant] Now make that, take that down there with you and make that gravy out of that W sauce and see what you got going on. Well take that with you.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. You ain't shot yet this year, so you gonna have to knock that rust off that first corner. Oh yeaah. He'll be fine.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Looking at Jason and saying, boy, you ain't nothing but gristle. I ain't touching you.


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[Assistant] Don't guide the guide. You there for a reason. Sit back and enjoy yourself.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be a sunny disposition. But, uh, you know, here we go. Let's take another break or let's take our first break and we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You know what, it's almost like blanket season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we had it for like a week ago. Yeah, but it's the false fall that gets you down here. You can take your rumple blanket out there and it's gonna stand up to no matter what. It's gonna do its job. I got one on my golf cart and I got one in the back of my wife's car for when we go to soccer games. There you go. Yeah, I bet that is good for your golf cart too. Throw over all the kids and take off.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we keep one right there close to the fire pit. That way if the, if the wind blowin' a little bit, you can throw that thing over you and you ain't gotta worry about your fire. But look, with over 135 prints, rumple is the perfect blanket for indoors or outdoors. They, you, you don't, it doesn't have to be used outside.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they are weatherproof, durable, and most importantly, cozy. Cozy. They're made with the same technical materials used in premium outdoor gear and active wear. Basically,


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[Assistant] Rumpel is on a mission to introduce the world to better blankets and Rumpel recycles over 5 million plastic water bottles a year.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of bottles. That's a good thing. That's, that is, that is putting your money where your mouth is. The blankets are awesome in the great outdoors or at home on your couch. Don't forget that. Look, it is just.


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[Assistant] I don't know why you wouldn't use one. We keep on outside, look, especially now with the boys coming.


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[Assistant] You gotta get out of the house at some point, but them little rascals probably gonna be a little chilly.


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[Assistant] You know, so that, Hey, wrap the whole family up in a rumple blanket and everything is good. Rumple blankets are your perfect companion for outdoor adventures right now. You can say 15% off with code duck 15.


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[Assistant] at rumpl.com. That's r-u-m-p-l dot com. And the code is duck one five to say 15% today.


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[Assistant] EBM Bobo. Do you think M2 is worried about house breaking an animal?


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[Assistant] Uh-uh. Oh, nothing will make you move quicker than the sound of a dog trying to vomit either.


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[Assistant] It was like that when we, whenever we cooked, I was like, it was like a yellow brick road around here, man.


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[Assistant] And I was like, ah, that's pretty cool, whatever. So I jumped on a four-wheeler with him. We wasn't in no truck on a four-wheeler. So I'm downwind of the man the whole time. Cause he drives.


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[Assistant] It's before side-by-sides and all that. It's just a Honda. And I'm like, man, what is that? I'm like, mmm.


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[Assistant] It took me about an hour to determine it was him.


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[Assistant] And I was like, wow, man, the Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] And that's when he told me, he said, yeah, I'll shower on Saturday nights, whether I need it or not. Well, he gotta be kidding. It wasn't long running around there. No, he ain't kidding.


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[Assistant] He just, you know, that's just something he does. I think he would shower probably honestly before church. I think that was his big, two big days.


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[Assistant] Probably Wednesday about lunch and then Saturday night for Sunday morning church.


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[Assistant] The man don't care. I give him that. He is, uh, he is blissful in his own smell. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen that with some of the stuff that we've messed around with down there and I'm, I'm pert in there gagging. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, the man, what's that you see on TV? Nose-blind? I think that's what he is. He's nose-blind. To life in general.


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[Assistant] Always took a dump on Jace's stuff too. It was funny. In the boat? No, he didn't like Jace. What fine Jace's stuff. Took one in the back of the rig with us one morning because Jace was driving.


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[Assistant] Couldn't stand, Chase. Didn't do nothing to the rest of us.


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[Assistant] I wonder what it takes for a dog to just think to pee on you every time you lay down. I mean, what does that dog view you as?


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[Assistant] But you know, in fairness, that's how a pack of dogs works. They try to measure each other up. Si just proving he the lead dog.


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[Assistant] If you really want to have some fun, if you really want to know and get the full experience of it, take a water hose and just dump some water in your boat and then turn your bilge pump on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would notice I didn't say dog. That's right. He's a great.


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[Assistant] Well, as long as they bred it, like a mute female, then we got a 50-50 chance it'd be normal.


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[Assistant] No. I said, Phil, blow that whistle one time, he'll stop.


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[Assistant] Nope, that means come back. One time. Can you do it?


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[Assistant] And got the blinds so brushed in that the ducks can't see, so the dogs can't either. And you up there trying to go over, and the dog can't see.


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[Assistant] First thing I'd have said. Phil takes him home. You take him home with you.


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[Assistant] Something tells me we may have waited a little late for that trick.


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[Assistant] Jesse Bobo. And then Jesse Bobo. Cause Jesse didn't die when we thought he was going to.


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[Assistant] Didn't even bother. Hey, every time you survive one, you get a little bit stronger. That's it.


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[Assistant] No, he knew better. Too big. That rattlesnake reached him.


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[Assistant] Them cotton masts don't get that long. They got a pretty short, short strike distance. That rattlesnake gets you.


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[Assistant] Phil got me bit one day by him. Phil said, hey, go in there and take your hat, cover your face, just walk towards him.


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[Assistant] I took my hat, I took my hat and put it over my face. That's a good dog. And I just started walking towards Bobo. He was up on that chair and Bobo got, and I'm like, Phil, he said, no, keep walking. And I get a little closer. He'd get a little louder. You get within about six feet.


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[Assistant] I found out that's a magic number, that's his comfort space. When I got to six feet


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, he, he bounced off that chair and bit me right on the butt. And then when he saw it was me. Look at ol' Bobo go.


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[Assistant] Trying to get that squeaker out. Oh, he don't like them now.


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[Assistant] Oh, Bobo. Boy, he was a meanest. They don't like him, boys. They don't like him. He was a mean little rascal. Yea, he was. He had a mean streak in him. He didn't like snakes. But he was never mean.


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[Assistant] His mean always had an intention. It wasn't ever, he wasn't just mean to be mean. But boy, if you covered your face and walked towards that chair.


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[Assistant] He's gonna start growling. You got six feet, he's about to get bit.


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[Assistant] And Phil just sitting back laughing and it got worse if Phil was in the chair with him. Oh yeah. You need a good first line of defense.


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[Assistant] This one's inside on the couch here.


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[Assistant] He had a six foot halo around him, but you got inside there. Big man. He's coming. And he coming hard. Unless you Jimmy Redd.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, cause you get, you just get inundated with advice. Yeah, I haven't had a lot of people give me much advice other than sleep. Cause I mean, obviously I'm not the...


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[Assistant] That's caretaker, like, you know, cause we're going to do the whole breastfeeding thing and all that. So I'm going to do everything I can. I'm going to keep mama fed.


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[Assistant] You know, hydrated. I'm going to do everything I can to support, but there just ain't a lot in the first month or so that I'm going to do.


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[Assistant] Necessarily be able to do. I mean, other, I mean, I'll change them, bathe them, all that stuff. I'm cool with that. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Just like stone. I've been pee-passing everywhere. I've cleaned up dog crap my whole life. What's the difference in human crap? Ain't no big deal. Like, you know, just wipe it up and go on. Somebody did it for me. So, you know, I'm not, I'm not averse to that. Like there's no aversion to it for me. So I don't.


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[Assistant] You know, but then, I don't know, and enjoy it. I mean, I think that is probably something that...


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[Assistant] You know, that's the two big advices that they've given me as a father, so.


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[Assistant] You know, but I, I don't, I mean, I don't know. Brittany's got a whole list of things. I mean, that's wild, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, she's over that. She's officially- Well deserved. She's officially, I don't want to be pregnant, but I don't want them out of me either.


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[Assistant] You were going to be Tiger Owen. Yeaah. There's already a Tiger.


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[Assistant] Oh, nah, there's been some wild ones. I don't know. I mean, they're just. Are you going wild? Standard rigs? Straight down the middle.


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[Assistant] I don't get crazy. No, no, no, no phantom Y's or X's or...


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[Assistant] No. Wow, that's kinda cool. The ones in the middle.


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[Assistant] Where you replace CK's with stuff and like, I'm like, or O's with, I'm like, no, come on now. With A-U's? Yea, or I's, like, you're like, no, or, you know, E-A-U-X, like, that's fine if you want to do it with GO, but not BO, leave it BO. Kindergarten going to be hard enough for the kid, like.


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[Assistant] Sounds like a story before we do ads. I like this. This is good.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget that day, Calvin. I thought he was dead.


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[Assistant] That'd be super appreciated. And in typical Zach fashion, what'd he say when he woke up and they told him? He said, man, I had big plans for this leg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. Alright, we'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Hey, is there anything been in the news? Newsworthy? I don't know. I'm still going through the emails. I don't want to watch it either.


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[Assistant] No, you know who my favorite is? Who? Jay Stone. Oh. Jay Stone. Oh yeaah, I can believe it.


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[Assistant] There was tents, there was a little city there. There was thousands, there was probably three or four thousand people there working on this canal. They had shovels and picks and the implements, the buttons, the bullets, the rocks.


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[Assistant] Yes, but not Bernice Flummerville. I mean, as I heard this story, it was a stagecoach rather than the train is involved. The story of the stagecoach robbery with the gold coins buried in lard jars.


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[Assistant] It was hot as all get out when I landed last night at 10 o'clock. Here? Yea. Why are you staying up?


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[Assistant] You went to North Dakota, South Dakota, South Dakota, South Dakota, Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and then went to Emory for a pheasant hunt.


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[Assistant] Nope, 20 days. A kid from up there lent me his 20 days.


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[Assistant] Did you wear all the garb? Oh yeah. You gotta wear the orange. Did you bring any birds back? I look like a big pumpkin.


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[Assistant] You got, you got beaters, you got the dogs and then you got to shot gunners with the beaters and the dog.


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[Assistant] And Undertaker were a blocker. The Undertaker, the real Undertaker? No, no, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's a travesty. I'd have led with that. Oh no, no. He's a cool dude too. Dylan and I played poker with him.


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[Assistant] What? No, no. Yeah. Why am I just now hearing all this? You'll love this. I get busted out.


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[Assistant] Shocker. Shocker. Anyway, don't take sitting right next to me on the right. Well, he picks up 6-4.


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[Assistant] And I said, Martin, I said, Hey, we've got a name for that. And I said, you need to play it.


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[Assistant] He's busted out. Yeah, he busted out. So I'm helping him out and I said, hey, just call the Martin. And I said, look, you just shove it all in right now.


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[Assistant] Well, he, he all hate me now. They was betting and betting big and all that. And the flop come out, I think a queen seven five or no five three.


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[Assistant] Some guy bets all he bets like 800, you know, so the undertake dollars tournament, you know, he folds and that's a bad folk. Big man. That's a bad folk.


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[Assistant] I said, hey, just for giggles, go ahead and show the last card. He did seven.


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[Assistant] You told that man right there. I told that man.


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[Assistant] That, yeah, I wouldn't have told the undertaker about it. Yeah. Was he pretty cool guy? Oh no. Yeah. Oh, he's great. And he's a good shotgunner.


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[Assistant] Does he go by Mr. Undertaker? What's his real name? Mark something.


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[Assistant] Did you call him Mark or Mr. Undertale? Sir? I call him Big Man.


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[Assistant] With big man sir. How tall is he? About 6'11", maybe seven foot.


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[Assistant] It weighs about 350. Really? And it ain't no, it ain't no fat on it. Okay. Were you nervous or a little bit scared?


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[Assistant] I don't even know if they make water to feed him.


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[Assistant] I know, I remember the day I come in on leave and they had been watching somebody field adjacent all the other days. They was into it. You know, Jason was telling me, but, ah, yes, it's real. And I said, Jason, I said, I hate to brush your bubble.


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[Assistant] And I said, you lay down out there in the dirt and I'm going to jump and I'm going to land with my knee in your chest. And I said, there's two things, one or two things going to happen. I would like to watch that.


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[Assistant] We're going to either bury you or you're going to the hospital for emergency surgery to save your life.


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[Assistant] I said, you're not going to get up and then beat me after I land with my, with my knee in your chest.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause if they wasn't, if they wasn't, they'd be hurt seriously hurt. Okay.


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[Assistant] I had a bigger gong. You got to watch it when a man comes in with a horse drawn, uh, uh, what's the name of it? Carriage. Yeah. He rode up on a horse.


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[Assistant] Okay, hit em on the shoulder. Throw em in the ring.


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[Assistant] I can't wait till he comes here and then Sades, you know, meets him. Oh yeah. She knows them all. Ric Flair, you know, the Undertaker. Oh, she old wrestlers. Yeah. She likes the old guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's a fantastic dude, he really is.


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[Assistant] When we sat down at the poker table, I said, guys, just to let y'all know, I said, hey, if y'all give me any, any crap, I said, this man here is my security, he'll take care of the little problems. Oh, big man. Oh, big man. I said, big man here will take care of the problems. It's only 6'10". And he said, you got it, buddy. That's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. What are you notified of? That there's a Black Panther?


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[Assistant] Nah, it ain't. That's a black lab. A young one. That's all the zoom you got, John Doe?


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[Assistant] That's cause he thinks it's a dog. It is a dog. It's a-


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[Assistant] Legs and the head, legs and the head. What about the tail? Huh, I ain't worried about the tail.


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[Assistant] It's a black lab, a young one. There you have it. You heard it here first boys. There you go, Lincoln. Very clearly a dog.


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[Assistant] Well, no, the one I seen the other day down there was bigger than that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Stone had, you know, Stone was telling me, I said, well, what'd you say, I said, let me tell you what I saw first.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went up at the lair by the time I get out and I say, okay, yes, about, you know, where I got my wallet in my front pocket. That's how bad, how tall it was. Don't say that's pretty close.


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[Assistant] John Stone said, I even hate to say this. He said, I've just seen a black cat with a long black tail. Thank you.


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[Assistant] What do you have to say? And look, it's just about, it was like, one thousand, one, one thousand.


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[Assistant] That was a good one, they done a good job on that one. But hey, no, the one that Bull took, okay, he worked on, uh, uh, you know, it actually blew a transformer and he pulled it out after they, you know, put it out there.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but hey, I'm telling you, this thing, when you looked at it, that dog had teeth like this, he looked like a vampire.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, there is a vampire bat. See? Okay, no, no, that's the name of it.


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[Assistant] I see this picture of him hanging off the neck of a cow. Yeaah, and he likes blood.


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[Assistant] Anyway. Yeah. Cause when the, uh, uh, scientists go in to study them.


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[Assistant] No, no, and not on that. They're really unique. They cool though. No, no, it's a unique critter. I just don't want one of them on me. You know, cause they got some sonar. They make a little screech.


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[Assistant] Make a little screech and it bounces off of a mosquito and then they got him in the door.


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[Assistant] PBS again. Oh no, no, no. Here we go. Owls, owls, all different kinds of owl. Yo, you got to think about this. They got, uh, I think three sets of hearing.


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[Assistant] Devices in their head ears. Yeah. One and you got to think of that. The snow is two foot deep.


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[Assistant] There is a field rat or mouse under that two foot snow.


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[Assistant] You got two, yeaah, you got two foot of snow on top of you.


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[Assistant] Wop. And look, they're the only ones that no noise is made when they fly.


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[Assistant] Sounds freak me out. That's why they come up with the stealth for our, our, our planes.


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[Assistant] Was Al. They done studies on him. He don't make any noise when he's flying. That's the exact opposite of our Al. No, no.


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[Assistant] He makes a lot of noise. Well, one of them, one of them does not make any noise. He flies through the night silently.


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[Assistant] You don't know he's there. Me and Stone are deer hunting in my deer stand. Okay. And we've got it where we've got slips about this wide.


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[Assistant] So we're sitting there, you know, anytime and something comes buzzing by right in front of us and he lands on a big oak tree or not on it. And it's an owl.


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[Assistant] Well, Stone starts making squeaky noises with his mouth. I've got on gloves that are brown. So I get on top of the two before in the slit. That's dumb. No, no, no, no. You're about to get talons injected in you. So I'm doing this and then getting off, like he's running up and down the board.


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[Assistant] Yo, Stone is videoing this stupid thing cause he's sitting over on this knot like this, and when Stone made a little squeaky noise, he done this, and then when I done like this, over on it, that sucker, here he comes.


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[Assistant] After your hand, oh no, here he comes and stone fell over backwards. He was doing a video.


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[Assistant] Cause this thing tried to come in that little bit of split.


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[Assistant] Stone fell over and I said, tell me you got that on your video. He said, no, I was just worried about getting out of the way. Cause he had about a two foot wingspan. He was thinking of coming in and get that mouse.


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[Assistant] He would come up and he had a nest on their porch.


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[Assistant] Can they turn their head all the way around?


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[Assistant] Go further than you like. I know that they've got excellent eyesight in the dark and their, their, their hearing system is.


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[Assistant] I love not only that, if you're gathering, you know, it's intelligent gathering. Huh.


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[Assistant] Nah, I'm serious, cause Phil, we go out to Darwin Lake, you know, and he had 14 holes to bass fish.


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[Assistant] Well, first thing he'd do when he'd catch one out of, you know, just out in the water somewhere, he'd take a fillet knife, cut him, slice him, and cut his stomach open. See what he was eating.


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[Assistant] They've got some, you know, unreal.


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[Assistant] Their, their hearing system is three different distinct things that it does. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just think about your depth of your figuring the depth on like snow and then knowing how fast he's got to fly and hit it to catch him.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. Why is that? No, no, it depends on what the bait. That's like the, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm going to cut the top water branch that you bring back. It's got this whopper plopper.


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[Assistant] Well, then other times, okay, you've got to throw it, let it go all the way to the bottom and then just.


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[Assistant] You actually bunny hop it off of the, off of the bottom. Just bring it up, let it fall. And then, yeah. And then normally when you bunny hop it, you bring it up and when it falls, that's when they knock the fire out of it.


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[Assistant] Cause we, we did that with bull over on Jay Fenton's place. It's a lead head. Okay. You actually put your line through.


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[Assistant] The lead head weight in the middle, tie a treble hook on it, and it's got a little spinner on the back of it. Little bitty thing. That cost like 25, 30 cents a piece.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if you have one. I'm sure we do. Wing ding, wing ding or something like that. All it is is it's got a little, it's a little land head and it's got a hole through the middle of the bait.


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[Assistant] Tie a treble hook on, on the bottom of it and it's got a little spinner. You just throw it out there and let it hit the bottom and then you just bunny hop it, what I call it. Just pick it up and.


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[Assistant] You know, like four inches, let it fall, and every time you let it fall, woo! There you go. Boom! Then bring him in.


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[Assistant] Johnny D? No! Okay. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] That reminds me, that reminds me of one bullet, a little curdog that we had growing up. We're getting on the bus.


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[Assistant] By the time we got to school, everybody on the bus was crying, including the bus driver.


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[Assistant] You know, when we go to class, everybody in class is crying because they all knew it.


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[Assistant] Well, they, they, they honor the game, you know, which I, I enjoyed.


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[Assistant] No, cause like they give it what they call the last rights. Like when you shoot a deer, okay. You break a limb with some, you know, Akron's on it and put it in his mouth. That's cool. You're honoring the game that you just harvested.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I do. They tell me, why do you shoot that defensive animal? And I always tell them, Hey, you're showing your ignorance. Number one, they're not defenseless. Number two. Okay. I spend more time watching wildlife because if, if pulling the trigger was all there was to hunting, I'd still ever gonna have and never go again.


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[Assistant] I actually go out and enjoy what God has created. Okay. And then actually put us in charge of to take care of them, manage them. Okay. You know, and the Bible says it very plainly. Okay. You know, rise, kill and eat.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I've got orders from headquarters to, hey, kill it and grill it, Jack.


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[Assistant] This duck you just shot has made 12 migrations. Okay, which is pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] Okay, he made it all the way from the Canadian prairies twelve times. This time, he messed up. He got in front of you, and you took him out.


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[Assistant] We're in a lodge where he's got a big, fine spot to scope. And there's deer coming out to feed her and we're watching them, you know, we're watching them through the deer.


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[Assistant] Well that one there is four years old, he's got one more year and we gotta chase him down and pop him.


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[Assistant] Okay, so it's, it's more to it. Okay. And especially when you get stone has got me into the management part of dear honey. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's the fun part. You no longer need instant gratification.


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[Assistant] It's a lot more fun to watch okay cause last year okay we looked at probably twenty five eight points. Yeah okay and then we had a hit list.


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[Assistant] Which was great and the best part of it was okay, we had 11 there we wanted to shoot.


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[Assistant] And we killed every one of them, but the cool part was everybody in our outfit killed. You know, we didn't, like I didn't kill six. I killed one deer. I was specifically hunting that one deer. And that's the best part to me. Pick one and match with it. Don't go, don't go.


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[Assistant] And look, it was about seven times before I actually got, finally he walked out and I got him.


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[Assistant] We just did that the other day, what it was Chad's little girl went with Emily and then BK and me in stone and I shot a doe, BK shot a doe and Emily shot a doe.


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[Assistant] I'm full of it today, boys. I am full of it. He's excited.


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[Assistant] No he didn't. Well rested. Nope. But hey, I finally...


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[Assistant] I met all of the prerequisites and all the stuff you gotta do. I had to go to see my heart doctor and get it cleared there. And we'd done all kinds of junk in there and even had a run the scope up in my heart again to check it. Everything and everything was cool. Yep. So finally now Dr. Connelly has, uh,


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[Assistant] Set the date for putting new. They'll suffer vows in my lunch.


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[Assistant] There you go. How did you take care of them when y'all was gone? What? Last weekend? Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Cause boy, he kinda worried me cause he's down in the dumps a little bit. Godwin was down in the dumps. Yeaah, he can't eat like he used to.


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[Assistant] Men, men ol' Felipe and then Don Ashley had BLTs. Who's Felipe? Sunday. Of you.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. But hey, we're gonna have to give them a couple months to repopulate.


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[Assistant] The first one I shot, hey, I thought it clicked, but then when I unloaded it, nope, it shot, it just didn't make no noise.


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[Assistant] The first one, I'm serious, the first one I clicked the hammer on, it clicked and did make a pow.


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[Assistant] But I had to kill him with a second shot. I met you was first.


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[Assistant] So do you run up a tree, you're like pow pow, and then the next guy...


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[Assistant] He was going out of sight when I shot and then I seen him come follow him back there.


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[Assistant] Look. No, no, I was shocked the first time we did it. Okay. This wasn't the first time? No, no, no. It's about what? Three weeks ago we did it and hey, I'm telling you, Phillip, I had the gun first.


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[Assistant] So I stood there for about five minutes and he said, we know when they come, they're going to come in bunches. You know, so one come running out and he got, he got away.


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[Assistant] They're eating a hundred pounds of chicken feed.


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[Assistant] He didn't turn it on by halfway, but I stand there about five minutes, you know, first one he got me, he slicked me, he got away. And I finally, I sit there and I said, hey, now I'm here for care, Philip.


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[Assistant] You take the gun, I'm gonna sit down and drink some tea. So as soon as I handed him the gun and sat down, it was...


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[Assistant] Here they come. That must have been 25 reps. They're running up trees, running on top of the building. He's jumping in the chicken coop, shooting up in the attic. Y'all.


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[Assistant] But he killed by himself, he killed around 25 last time. Well, we didn't kill but 10 this time, and it was three of us.


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[Assistant] I was shooting, they both had a rifle. I had a pistol. I killed two.


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[Assistant] And I think I killed one more. He's got a question.


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[Assistant] I know, but look, right there. One, two, three, four, five, six. No, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta shoot him with rat shot. Why?


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[Assistant] Well, we're trying to get rid of it. Okay. We're trying to prolong it. Yeah. We want this to happen. There was one and I'm trying to film it.


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[Assistant] But every time I said, Hey, send me a cameraman with me. It's always something false doing. They can't make it. This is fine.


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[Assistant] We was talking about that on the way and I said, hey look, somebody called.


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[Assistant] It just, I can't make myself do it. That's what people say when they say, you eat squirrels? I said, yea, and they said tree rat.


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[Assistant] And I said, yea, eat squirrels. I said, that's my favorite wild game. You know, but I just, a rat now, that's a different story.


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[Assistant] But I was, yeaah, but I was joking, okay, cause somebody called Don Ashley while we was going toward her.


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[Assistant] And I said, I tell them, don't, don't worry about supper tonight. I'm a, I bring a bunch of, uh,


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[Assistant] The permafrost stuff underneath the ground kind of. Well, hey, you've got that in Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Cause I said one of my napalm bombs in a, in a beaver den.


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[Assistant] Trying to get rid of them and hey, next time we had to call the fire department to come out and put the woods out. Cause I'm talking about two miles away. Okay. Smoke starts coming up and I said, we ain't even been over there. I said, yeah, but all this ground, all this stuff on the ground goes over there.


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[Assistant] And it burns on the ground and pops up wherever there's oxygen.


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[Assistant] We have one on. I know, but I need to have two. One on each side. That way I have two guns. I'm not, that sounds dangerous. No, I'm very safe.


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[Assistant] All the time. You know, I told them they was worried about it. I was over here and they was over there. And I said, hey, I'm going to be shooting this way.


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[Assistant] No, no, he told me to meet him up here at the commander. So I'm sitting there waiting. They drive up here, Madame Ashley and look, they've got on a vest. The fluorescent vest.


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[Assistant] I thought it was energy. I thought it was energy. I thought it was energy people, but anyway, they show up, get out, got Mardi Gras junk all over them with hard hat on. And then they gave me a hard hat when I got up to Murray and said, Hey, we're going to do this right. We're going to be safe.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, all you gotta do is take a little test, ask you a few questions, and then hey, they tailor-fit it to you.


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[Assistant] When it comes in, it's so much fun. Cause hey, you gotta unwrap it and stand back.


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[Assistant] Ten thousand. Ten thousand. They're everywhere. Try ten times that. But I don't know, but it's anyway, in the summertime it is. It's gorgeous.


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[Assistant] What's a loon? He's kind of a diving bird.


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[Assistant] Yeah baby! Hey, no, no. PBS. What happened? This week. Last week. What time of clock? No, no. We're in Africa.


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[Assistant] Oh no, we left America and we've gone to the great continent of Africa. The Savannah. And look, and we're with the wild dogs. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] By the way, they're, they're getting close to being on the extinct list. Yeah, there's not but 700 breeding pair left in the world.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, they're, they're clearing the land in Africa and the roads and vehicles. A lot of them die from vehicles, but anyway, it was.


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[Assistant] It was showing two, okay, male and female and the females pregnant. Yeah. Okay. And usually they have to run in a big pack to survive. Well, it's just, it's these two is all it's out there. So they have a litter of like 13 puppies.


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[Assistant] Now dad got to go get all the food. Mom's too busy.


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[Assistant] Carrying the babies and taking care of them once they was, you know, born.


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[Assistant] But she actually raised two litters, okay, so now they got about 26.


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[Assistant] You know, so they've got, she actually raised, they've got a pack of like, you know, 30, 30 wild dogs.


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[Assistant] Well, they, they even tackled and, and killed a wildebeest. So what, what's you got to have numbers?


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[Assistant] Yes they have, oh what it was, Jayhawk was the father's name and then.


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[Assistant] What was her name? Rock Chalk? Puzzles? No, preckles, preckles or something like that. Was it puzzles and jigsaw? That's what it was, puzzles and jigsaw. You've seen it.


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[Assistant] I looked it up. Okay, puzzles and jigsaw. Okay. See, I thought it was something else.


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[Assistant] But hey, it was really, you know, educational watching this.


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[Assistant] You have a beautiful color.


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[Assistant] It was black, black, uh, brown, white, and kind of an orange color. Puzzles?


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[Assistant] Here's something that just shocked me. They're in the woods. Okay. Honey, the dogs are, and guess what? They run up on a dumpster. No.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. But I'm saying, Hey, no, no. Hey, Dave was pushing over trees and everything else and coming after them.


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[Assistant] After the dogs? No, after the dogs. Oh yeaah. It was bad enough that the lions don't like them.


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[Assistant] But Ben, hey, the elephant doesn't like them either? Creep, son, you're talking about a rough life.


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[Assistant] It was, it was wild to watch. Okay. Cause he'll force come running at him. And I mean, that was Trump attend.


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[Assistant] When they was doing it, you know, they were fired up. I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he died. I think the lions killed him.


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[Assistant] Well, he wasn't, no, but hey, they got, she got back at them, at the Lions.


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[Assistant] Cause they had killed a wilder beast or some other thing. No one will be some other big animal. They had killed him. The lions had two of them and they was eating him. Well, since there's about 26 of these dogs.


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[Assistant] No, no. Oh, hi. You need to watch it. It, that got some interesting- Well that's- Oh.


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[Assistant] They, the only thing that, that is not edible that I know of in Africa is a elephant's tusk. Everything else is eaten.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, there's a hippo boy. That's another interesting creature. That's a brand new episode. The river monster.


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[Assistant] Hippo King, have you seen it? There's more people killed by the hippos than anything else in Africa.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I like the way their teeth covered up. They got giant tusks and their mouth covers them up.


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[Assistant] You gotta run the stand something. During the monsoon seasons and the, uh, Serengeti.


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[Assistant] The Serengeti prairie rises up. It's the prairie. Okay, then the monsoon is floods.


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[Assistant] Okay, and look, they've actually, the hippos actually have highways underwater in the rivers.


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[Assistant] It shows them, hey, it shows them they're underwater and showing these hippos running down the highways underwater.


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[Assistant] You got crocodile's hip holes in what, uh, uh, anacondas?


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[Assistant] That's right, now find out who's the baddest in town.


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[Assistant] We're gonna say who has the baddest in town.


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[Assistant] We're gonna find out if Leroy Brown is as bad as he thinks he is. Probably ain't as bad as Jigsaw.


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[Assistant] This is a cartoon? Oh no, it ain't no cartoon. This is for real. I'm just looking at it. It shows him in stripping in water.


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[Assistant] And then he does like the fox does, catching mice. He jumps straight up in the air and thumbs down, and when he does, he catches fish.


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[Assistant] I want to say Wednesday. No, hold it. Sometimes it's Wednesday.


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[Assistant] Nature. It's a good dog drama show. You deserve the murder and then doc, the father has to figure it out.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good salesmanship. Hey, that's what I found.


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[Assistant] Here's an alert for you. Uh oh. Next time you go cross shopping, take a spoon.


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[Assistant] Messing up a good milkshake, putting a Snickers bar in it. Uh, so first off.


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[Assistant] Well, they're too hot. It's too hot. It won't hold ice long. Won't hold ice.


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[Assistant] My question to you is, you said that your dating never works out.


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[Assistant] Trust me when I tell you that. When the woman shows up, hangs around, your money's leaving.


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[Assistant] How cool is that? There you go. And I don't think God has called you, sir, to speak the truth. Yeah, there it is. Okay. And it, Hey, it actually saved your father.


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[Assistant] I don't know. That was a good one. I had to share that one. That's for real.


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[Assistant] Maybe he understands, Jesus understands, the Bible tells us that hey, he was tempted in every way we are. Yep. Except with one thing, he never failed.


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[Assistant] And telling him, Lord, it's me again. And guess what? I've blew it again.


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[Assistant] You just gotta keep your eyes focused on Jesus.


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[Assistant] Okay, he knows, darling. He knows you feel bad about it. Okay? Just give it to him. Let him handle it.


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[Assistant] It's, it's a good, it's that means the Holy Spirit is prick your heart, baby. Okay. And that's a good thing.


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[Assistant] We have special guests today. Yup. Okay, the Roberson ladies have showed up.


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[Assistant] I'll put it this way, I'll start out 6-3 and then poor posture. Okay, I may be 6-1.


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[Assistant] When I was driving around that, that's what swirled.


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[Assistant] Because he swirled and I'm telling you, it was, it was big as this between me and you and JD.


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[Assistant] No, nah, I'll tell you, I've never claimed to be a good student.


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[Assistant] For teachers. Or a good patient for doctors and nurses. Or a good patient for your wife.


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[Assistant] Okay, this woman has had the best life there is. All the life that she'll ever need. Okay.


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[Assistant] We treat you like a queen, okay, her whole life. Uh huh. You're weighted on hand and foot.


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[Assistant] This one does, okay. I'm not mean like the rest of them.


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[Assistant] Which is one thing that I am really good at.


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[Assistant] I perfected that. Okay. For, you know, I mean, if you got a nap every day and you, you worked for the government as a soldier.


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[Assistant] An elephant? If I could have done them like the elephants do to cool themselves. Cause they actually, elephants actually wave their ears to cool themselves.


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[Assistant] That's why they always throwing water on herself and mud. Okay. It's to cool and keep all the insects off of them.


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[Assistant] Okay. Okay. There's a got these proud of lions that actually live in the march. Well, the human being leave it be to him.


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[Assistant] They've started poisoning animals in Africa.


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[Assistant] Cause they're stupid on purpose, not on purpose. Okay. And here's what it is. It's a trickle down effect. Okay. Cause that animal died.


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[Assistant] Then it's a whole lot of things dying and it's actually, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, going in the cleanup crew, the, which is the vultures. Okay. You know, their, their population is down. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I have always, the Robinson have always had what you call...


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[Assistant] Okay, we all, everybody loves him, he's deaf, you like to say speak louder.


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[Assistant] And mama was the one that said it, said, no, he's not deaf.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, I've got one of them nice firm cloud mattresses. Elix. Okay. You know they good.


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[Assistant] You know, I had to tell him, I said, hey, you lot say, hey, look, sweet, on sweet tea with with lemon.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. So they're coming at one little flat. I said, now I tell it.


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[Assistant] Okay, unsweet, a glass of unsweet tea and bring me a platter of lemons.


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[Assistant] These are only five to a pack and you know, y'all may have smoked to a day.


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[Assistant] No, I really, I really don't miss them because it's just stupid to do it. Okay. Cause now I've got lung problems.


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[Assistant] Well, I just, it was like when COVID hit me. Okay.


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[Assistant] A microscopic bug bit me and when it did, there was a mass escape for my body of energy. And that was all the energy that was there. It was, Hey, we're leaving this joint.


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[Assistant] Well, that's where I'm at right now. It left and, you know, and I talked to Dr. Conley and he said, well, it's going to probably take you about 45 days to get over this.


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[Assistant] But I have, okay, I think, so far this, today, I may have quit spitting blood. Good.


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[Assistant] But, uh, Philip called the nurse and asked about it, you know, and she said, as long as it's dark in color.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the last one I did, okay, was just mucus, okay, and it was clear. Well good. But she said you'll probably cough up more mucus because it's been laying in the bottom of your lungs. Same thing.


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[Assistant] You know, and I was thinking, I said, okay, wait a minute, but I didn't think about two days. He was thinking, you know, well, it's over. There was no cutting involved. This is a, this is a implant. This is not.


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[Assistant] I just keep going because this weekend down in Houston, where we were staying, the elevators wasn't working. Okay. So we had to walk.


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[Assistant] Pass these for a walk in way down the hallway, go around and come around and go around and go up to service elevator.


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[Assistant] Okay, but at least it was close to the room. That was one good thing, but it was a long walk. And that wasn't any fun.


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[Assistant] I also, I've done that seven or eight times this weekend. So yeah, I got my exercise.


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[Assistant] Don't. Huh. You got any pain in your body? Yeah. Anywhere. Where at?


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[Assistant] My shoulders? Shoulder? Joints, boys. Look, you got a bunch of them. And hey, look. Here's a flash news flash fight.


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[Assistant] Uncle size got the answer for you. What is it?


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[Assistant] I call them my first responders. Number one. Look, I take two a day.


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[Assistant] Okay. I found the fountain of youth boys. It's a mega XL. Cause look, you got SPMs in your body. Okay. When you get my age, they ain't producing like they should have. Okay. So, Hey.


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[Assistant] They've come up with the Mag-X-X, come up with the process, okay, it comes from the muscles in the ocean.


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[Assistant] They got a process, they fixed it up and it turns into two small little pills or you can take up to six of them. I'm talking about, Hey, first responders.


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[Assistant] Side range, 150 miles an hour to the area of inflammation.


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[Assistant] Like your wrist joints, your knee joints, your shoulder joints, and as soon as they get there, the pain is gone.


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[Assistant] Okay, so hey look, I'm gonna turn it over to Martin now and he can tell you where to get this amazing product.


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[Assistant] But two bottles and the second one is free, baby! Why wouldn't ya?


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[Assistant] I could just come in, okay, and talk about, oh, about four o'clock, or I got in about three.


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[Assistant] I said, well, hey, whatever you don't fix. She said, well, I'll fix your grilled ham and cheese. I said, that's fine.


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[Assistant] And I said one, but she fixed two. You know, when she brought it to me, she want anything else? I said, well, what about some fresh tomatoes cut up with salt and pepper?


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[Assistant] So she gave me that, you know, and she said, need anything else? I said, nah, I'm good, I'm good.


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[Assistant] I go into, I go into my drummer. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh no, how could he make it where you are, you can hear that. A plastic fork, he can use it on the table. Hey, the worst thing she ever, she mistreated me, the worst she ever mistreated me during the show, Doug Dynasty.


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[Assistant] Cause the episode where me and Willie go to Mountain Man's radio show.


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[Assistant] So as soon as I, she's having flashbacks, folks. I told myself, I said, I'm fixing to drive Willie and Mount Man insane because I'm going to ring that stupid bell the whole time I'm here. So they aired that episode and guess what? A fan took the time to go down some lows.


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[Assistant] Buy some, about a 1x12 board, real nice.


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[Assistant] Sand it down, varnish it, okay. This guy spent a lot of time on it and put 12 bales on it.


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[Assistant] Hey, it exactly fit my recliner from arm to arm. So I would come in from filming, get my, I call it my bongo bells.


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[Assistant] All five, no, all twelve of them. Okay. But anyway, I'd get them, and look, I had been doing this for about a month, and I was really getting good at it.


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[Assistant] Okay. I'd come in and play drum roll on the bell, bong bell and then play my song. How does one get good at that? What is it? All right. Just practice playing actual music. Oh yeah. It was good too. But anyway, I come home one day after about a month and I said,


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[Assistant] Hey, what did Tina the housekeeper do with my bongo bell? She said Tina didn't do nothing with them.


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[Assistant] And I said, you're joking, right? And she said, uh-uh.


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[Assistant] She said, I figured I had the way I looked at it. I had three options. She said, I could divorce you.


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[Assistant] She said, I thought about that for a minute. She said, pretend I threw that out. So I said, okay, the other one will, okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey, I can't play bluegrass on bail, bongo bells. Why not? Allison Krauss probably could. Well, she probably could.


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[Assistant] I'm tellin' ya, here it is. Heard in a railroad station, whatever it is. Uh huh. At the sheet of their band. Yeah. Yeah, they can play anything, boys.


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[Assistant] It just proved my point that the cops say, hey eyewitness reports are no good.


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[Assistant] You gotta have more than make noise. I wanna hear the music that he can play.


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[Assistant] No, I enjoy that. That's a good song, but it's a sad one, but it is a bugle.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, put all the bells and whistles on it too.


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[Assistant] Well, they say I've been mentally mentally ill since I birth. That's probably true. Well, I'm just saying they've said that. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, everybody, you know, if you don't, uh,


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[Assistant] If you don't fit in or conform to the way the human race thinks,


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[Assistant] Okay, and then I just seen flat out, hey.


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[Assistant] Normalcy according to the human race? Nah.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, I tried to conform. Such as? I tried to fit in.


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[Assistant] Hey, I said, Nope, that is not for me. I said in here, here's my motto and here's what I'm, you know, I'm like that guy that wrote the song about, Hey, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Okay. Okay. So I said, I said normal C is out.


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[Assistant] So that means, okay, everybody's always talking about how crazy I am. Well, that means crazy as in.


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[Assistant] Cause anything I do, okay, if you put a little bit of crazy in it, it turns into fun. Okay, and I'm all about fun. Cause if it ain't fun.


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[Assistant] How they got rid of this redhead, they were heart beat if she wasn't a lot of fun.