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[Assistant] Mary Kay, you've been around this team forever. You've seen multiple quarterbacks come in there, you've seen journeymen, you've seen rookies, you've seen guys who, uhm, you know, we thought were franchise quarterbacks. Now that you said all that about Deshaun and his skill set and what you think he's able to do,


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[Assistant] What is the feeling in the locker room with the guys? Do you feel like?


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[Assistant] They're more pumped or they're more confident in what they can go out and do. Do you feel like overall the team is more together and feel like they can rally behind a guy who they have not seen this type of talent maybe here in Berea or with the Browns for a while?


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[Assistant] That's what he lifts him weights for in the off season. If he gotta take, listen, hey, if he gotta take a little breather or whatever the case may be, uh, it better not be by the goal line.


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[Assistant] That number, that mythical number is 18. I figured that out, and I talked to the people in the analytics department. I got them to snitch on themselves, and that's from Nathan Zgursh. I fooled you. Yea, because guys tend to not do as well as


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[Assistant] Uh, not true. I did it in a video. Kevin Stefanski is heard caught on NFL Network saying, hey, hey coach, how, how many, how many carries did Nick have so far?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's asking throughout the game, how many carries does Nick have so far? Caught it! On, it was on the top 100 players. They got to Nick Chubb. Oh really? I was watching it. That's disgrace. You got last year or this year? This was two years ago. Two years ago?


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[Assistant] They do a lot of design runs, like Stefanski's doing design runs with Deshaun Watson. Have you noticed that? Like these are design runs. So if he said, okay, well we only want Nick Chubb to have 18, are they saying we're going to give Deshaun 3 and we're going to give Elijah more 2?


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[Assistant] Nah, this is easy for me. Uhm, because I'm just gonna start saying this. I don't know why we're doing all this. Prefaceing this two weeks before the season.


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[Assistant] If I believe that, that, that Deshaun Watson is back to being Deshaun Watson, he's just better than Lamar Jackson. Let's just be clear. I agree. Totally agree. But Lamar's still gonna get a lot of rushing touchdowns. He's gonna get some touchdowns, but, uh, I, I feel he's better. He has a better arm.


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[Assistant] He's not as good a dynamic of a runner, but they're going to run some too. Deshaun Watson is mobile. So I just think he's better than Lamar Jackson and I think he's going to be


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[Assistant] Go ahead, G. Well, because we just talked about it. They did not get another back.


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[Assistant] They didn't really go out and get a veteran one that's going to take up some of these snaps or carries. So when I'm looking at Nick Chubb, he had 12 last year on a pitch count.


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[Assistant] This year, I think he's going to get more touches. He's going to be in the game more on third down, more in the game on goal line because Kareem Hunt was more of a goal line back. I think.


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[Assistant] He's going to at least get an opportunity to get 15, playing against lighter boxes as well because Deshaun Watson can throw the ball. I say he gets 15 touchdowns because he's going to go up against a easier task this year.


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[Assistant] Because I think sometimes you look at it, you got Mark Cooper who will be open. Uhm, he's gonna get his thousand. Now, if I look at the other guys,


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[Assistant] I can foresee a situation where you got a deep threat that may not get to targets.


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[Assistant] But he has a lot of yards because he's throwing, he's catching deep passes. Now that may not fit Elijah Moore, but if you're looking at it, like he's the fastest of the receivers.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think he's gonna get a thousand. Where it comes down to- A thousand? Yeaah, I think he's gonna get a thousand. Wow. That's- Because here's what- People don't realize, even the year that Baker had in 2019,


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[Assistant] That was when they went to the playoffs, right? What was Freddie Kitchens' year? 2019? Yep.


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[Assistant] 2019, both Odell and Jarvis had over a thousand yards.


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[Assistant] And nobody was like, people thought it was a crazy year. And then you go back and look, and you see that, uh, barely.


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[Assistant] So I don't know who, like you rounded up, I don't know if David and Joku had about 400 or 500, but my thing, my thing is sometimes you can put numbers up and it's kind of weird because they're like, wow, they had that many yards. I just think. And it's one extra game.


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[Assistant] Who is, who is, okay, so out of those, that group of guys.


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[Assistant] Who do you guys believe is the most, if they did do it at 750, who's most likely to have it out of the rest? I think Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, and, uh, Mark Cooper and more are the ones I put in there. But I think that Joku is more likely to get to 750 than DPJ.


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[Assistant] I drafted him, as I looked at it, and I looked around the league, tight ends.


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[Assistant] I think he's, he's going to get more touches than Dalton Schultz. I think he's going to get more touches than George Tkittle because he's injury pro and they talk about spread it around.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you would put Darren Waller ahead of him because he's been injured so much.


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[Assistant] I mean, I could, I could see myself being like, alright, is, is Njoku fourth?


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[Assistant] Is there, is there a team out there that doesn't have a, like their starting receivers don't have 800 yards? The Giants, the Giants offense receivers are terrible. They didn't have, they didn't have, not one of them had 800 yards.


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[Assistant] Not a lot. It was seven. The Eagles did. Commanders, Eagles, and check me the 49ers too.


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[Assistant] And I got seven sacks from Argo. So you got twenty total. Twenty total between them three. Then, then you got, in Thomonson for three is definitely easy.


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[Assistant] I went one and a half for Shelby Harris, I gave one and a half for Elliot, and then I gave one for Hearst.


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[Assistant] Nah, harsh to get, I would bet my paycheck. And then the rest got like six.


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[Assistant] He's not going to sniff a double team. They might have a running back blocking him.


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[Assistant] This is how, this is how easy, just call, listen, so if, if, if, if Jay is, is Miles Garrett and Bull is Zaria Smith, then I could be Ogbo. You see, if I was just trying to be out here by myself and trying to get these views, would I possibly have gone viral just on my own YouTube channel? It's a possibility.


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[Assistant] I coulda, I coulda went viral, kinda, but nah, since you on the show, and Jay on the show, if I don't gotta do much, all I gotta have is one-liners. I don't even gotta, I don't gotta have no monologues, I ain't gotta leave, I come with my hottest stuff, and they be like, oh my god, this is fire, too much is cold, so that turns, that turns


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[Assistant] That game, that game is, that has all the implications. I feel like that game is like, okay, are you gonna make the playoffs or not? Could be.


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[Assistant] Martin Emerson is, is more aggressive than, than Greg Newsom. Not saying that like Greg Newsom is like soft batch cookies or anything.


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[Assistant] Only, only way they could, see, this is, and I don't, I don't think they'll do it, the only way I would have them go to the Super Bowl is if they, uh,


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[Assistant] If they have home field advantage. And I don't think Kevin Stefanski is savvy enough to like push them. Like, he'll be happy to be where they are. And they'll lose a game or something down the stretch and be like, why would you lose that game you lost to this guy? They have to have home field advantage to me.


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[Assistant] Five-seat will probably, how many wins you thinking that is? Ten. I think you gotta win eleven games.


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[Assistant] Quite, quite simple. I think you have to be like four or two in a division.


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[Assistant] Joe Woods, uhm, bless his, bless his heart. Uhm, he's a defensive coordinator. And I've tried to, you know, when I talk to Tyvis about this.


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[Assistant] Those things are mutually exclusive, right? Listen, you're just bringing extra people, right? That can be considered aggressive. But!


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[Assistant] The way you teach, the way you teach the, the, the system, the scheme, how you go about it. Sometimes, you know, I'll give you an example. We were, I used to play in high school. I was, we played in a situation where we would, the defense offense would be outside the, the tackle, the tie. They kind of like in a wide, wide nine.


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[Assistant] So uhm, with that formation, nobody could run the ball. Like in high school, I was like 270 pounds. The other defense end was like 240 pounds. And we're like, we both were D1 athletes. So there wasn't really much you could really do. The next year, they decided to put


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[Assistant] Let linebackers try to make the plays where they've never shown you they can tackle somebody in the field anyway. I think we won a championship with me making the plays. Let me make the plays. Needless to say that next year.


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[Assistant] My numbers went down and we didn't win a championship. And a lot of times people, people don't understand is to be a coach, you have to put a person in and sometimes you got to let go to let that player be that player. Miles Garrett has never, I repeat, never had a coach that said,


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[Assistant] Miles Garrett is the best defensive player we have. We need Miles Garrett to be unleashed and let him go run around and make plays. Lawrence Taylor didn't have somebody saying stay in your gap.


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[Assistant] Reggie White didn't have somebody being like, hey, uh, I want you to hold up people so linebackers can make plays. No! They just, Buddy Ryan said, you know what we gonna do? We'll put more defensive linemen up there. We're gonna come up with this thing called a 46 and Reggie White gonna play anything he want to.


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[Assistant] That's what they're doing right now when you get a guy like Schwartz. Now you say Zedaria Smith. You angle yourself and you run right in that, in the face mask of that tackle every play. Miles Garrett, line up wide and go down.


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[Assistant] job last year. It's all about, it's not here to be the greatest. It's all about, it's no, you don't have to recreate the will to be, to unlock something.


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[Assistant] Because sometimes when you have, when you sit there and you talk about a scheme, you have coaches that refuse to get out of their own way. Sometimes just getting out of the way is, is, is, is an upgrade. Coaches come in and they teach you what they want you to do, like A, B, C, I want you here, boom, boom, it's my system. And guess what?


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[Assistant] I think he's important because that place that you guys wanted to get to with Miles Garrett, he's gonna give you that.


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[Assistant] Everybody said, I want Miles Garrett to, I just more, we gotta, he's, you wanted to fix J.O.K., right? He's gonna give you that. Well, we hope, we don't know. No, I don't.


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[Assistant] And I'm giving him a lot of credit for going out and identifying some of the guys who they needed in free agency.


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[Assistant] When Joe once said, I want this group of people, what'd he go out and do? Got five, six safeties. Because we heard about the vaunted three safety look. And then he figured out, well maybe they can't even run with a mask on them to run. And then we figured out the defense alignment was terrible.


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[Assistant] I will give you this. I do have a problem putting people that don't play on the field higher than people who actually impact the game.


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[Assistant] In this case, I wouldn't have had him at four, I had him somewhere between maybe ten and six, but I would have to have him on this list because I do think he's important.


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[Assistant] And I think it almost, cause when you talked about him being, you know, retiring, I said, you know, this seems like he's giving it, hanging it up.


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[Assistant] And I thought they think in their heart of hearts, it was like, well, we thought we at least had one more year in us. And he's like, no, this is it. And so they're like, we gotta do something. We can't let them go out like that.


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[Assistant] You know, you could go all the way back, and you start with Ryan Day, you can go back to Braxton Miller, and then you can keep, you know, you can keep going after Braxton Miller, uh, you, you, you have, uh, you know,


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[Assistant] And we got Kyle McCord. And we've been hearing Kyle McCord's name as the backup for like five years. He gets his opportunity. I was true. I have, I didn't like too much what I saw in the spring game.


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[Assistant] And it just, it dawned on me, I'm like, ah, they might take a step back this year. I don't know.


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[Assistant] We looking at the Michigan Wolverines. And uhm, Michigan up front, one of the best offensive lines. You know they got a couple top notch running backs coming back there. The quarterback is coming back.


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[Assistant] Talent wise, a couple of years ago, I would have said that Ohio State is light years ahead of Michigan because of their skill positions and receivers.


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[Assistant] This year I can't say that. Hey, I'm gonna ask you, has Michigan caught Ohio State in terms of talent, uhm, in the Big Ten?


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[Assistant] Can you really say that, that, uh, you got the best food if you're not trying a large sampler of what they have? Like people say, really good food. You only had a hot dog. How do you know?


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[Assistant] Uh, No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. I'm in here with Jim Wolfie. How you doing?


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[Assistant] Instagram legend that I can't even believe we're actually meeting and doing content.


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[Assistant] This is interesting. What, what do you, what do you get done out here? Like when you are here, what's priority?


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[Assistant] But do you think that you would be regarded a little bit differently if you were in Melbourne or like one of the...


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[Assistant] So you're getting to the point where most women start thinking about having kids and you're just like, nah, I'm gonna get hella dogs.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, no, the idea for me is that hopefully he can make it to see me turn 40.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, so if he makes it to like, uh, 20 or 21, then he'll see me at 40, which is, that's very exciting to me, just the idea that he could've, cause I've, I've had him since I was like, 22 or something, like, I was so young.


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[Assistant] I fuck with dogs though for sure. I've like had a lot of like roommates over the years who had dogs that I got along with super good and then I like loved them and I would start taking my walks and stuff.


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[Assistant] I just feel like, like, okay, Lou, Lou brings his dog here all the time. Lou's not actually over here where I'm pointing right now.


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[Assistant] He brings his dog through all the time, and I don't know, I just, there's not something that like makes me automatically want to connect with the dog, whereas like if I went to his house and he had a cat, I would be all over the cat.


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[Assistant] You know what's interesting is that if I were to have been interviewing you...


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[Assistant] But it's like, you could be like, one of the more lit influencer models, et cetera, in that area, versus like, you moved to LA and there's like 5 million other hot girls.


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[Assistant] You seem like you love traveling based on following you for a few months or weeks or whatever. Like you're like that girl, you've totally got wanderlust in your heart, right?


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[Assistant] Right. Uhm, so what are you normally doing when you're traveling and stuff?


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[Assistant] Didn't have a drink. Well, a couple Henny shots, but that's about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause now that I have a girlfriend for the past three years and we go to Vegas, it is kind of like we do our job, like we're always just somewhere for work or whatever. And then it's like, we're going to go out to a nice dinner. And then it's like, well, why would we go out to the club and get fucked up when we can just


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[Assistant] When I was younger it was more like, I would get stressed out because I would be on a BMX trip to England for a week and I would know that I was gonna get drunk every night.


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[Assistant] And it's that was what would like give me anxiety about it because I would just know that I was-


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[Assistant] There's also like, it's just, you have to make a choice about if you want to basically embrace the morning or embrace the night. Because if you want to wake up at 7 or 8 in the morning and be able to have this super full day where you're taking in the sun and going around, going to different shops, like when you're traveling, and just doing all this kind of cool stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, for me at least at 35, like by the time like midnight rolls around, I'm definitely thinking like, oh, I'm going to bed soon, not like I'm going to go out to the club till four in the morning.


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[Assistant] This is honestly probably good though, because probably like, we're like despelling myths about what like your favorite Instagram baddie is actually like, cause people-


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, like, for them, they probably think, like, oh, I gotta stay up til four in the morning if I want to impress these hot Australian girls. And you're like, nope.


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[Assistant] I love it though, that's great. You remind me of myself cause I've just like fully just changed so much the past few years.


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[Assistant] Nah, actually I love it though because I can kinda like make my story look like I'm a party boy. Cause you're gonna see on my story tonight like me with a couple of like half naked girls. It's gonna seem like I was wildin' out but in reality I just scheduled a little 45 minute filming scene and boom I'm back on the couch rollin' weed and watchin' YouTube.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that was such a crazy thing to go through. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, it is difficult because you have to stand in like uncomfortable weird positions for such long periods of time and what my girl was comparing it to, she's like, it's like working out.


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[Assistant] She doesn't do that many like photo shoots like that. Let's table that for one second. We're going to talk more about your early life. I just want to send a huge, huge sponsor shout out to our boys over at bluechu.com. Head on over to bluechu.com and use promo code Adam22.


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[Assistant] Uh, Bluetooth offers men a performance enhancement for the bedroom, if you want to.


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[Assistant] Last longer, go extra rounds, and impress, uh, the lady of your choosing, then BlueChew.com can help you out. If you head on over to the site, they actually have, uh, physicians that will work with you to figure out the dosage and the active ingredients that are best for you. This is stuff that is just as powerful as the stuff that you can get, uh,


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[Assistant] Wherever, wherever, you know, the good stuff. I don't think I'm supposed to say brand names, but it's, it's, it's the good stuff basically is what I'm saying. Stuff's powerful, so the reason why they have you go to the physician or whatever is because they want to make sure that they get you the correct amount and that everything is good, but it's delivered to you in discrete packaging, so there's no need to be, uh, embarrassed or anything like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, and they are chewable gummies, so it's not like you even have to swallow some weird ass horse pill. Anyway, BlueChew.com gives you confidence in bed every time. You and your partner will love it. Head on over to BlueChew.com and use promo code ADAM22 because it also helps support the podcast, which is a very


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[Assistant] Very big deal. Uh, Jen Wolfie, if you want some blue chew, we can definitely hook you up. I don't know what...


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[Assistant] No, you don't need it. There's no guy in your life that might need it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay. So talk about, like, you're in, like, what were you like in high school? What was the personality type?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I love it. I love the way that the Australians and a lot of English people say it in a similar way. And that's a big way that you can tell if you can trust the person you're talking to. Because if you say cunt to the person that's super offended, then you're like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Come to Perth, we'll say cunt all god damn day, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But isn't that fucked up to think that like YouTube is probably hella harsh on people for saying that word because in America it's considered so offensive, but then meanwhile in Australia it's not?


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[Assistant] Did you always feel like the hot girl your whole life or did this happen later?


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[Assistant] Cause we don't really imagine that many chefs being as pretty as you, I'm gonna be totally honest. It's just, it's not a job where you really need to look good at all.


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[Assistant] Right, that reminds me of my girl too, cause she totally like never thought of herself as being hot until way later in life. You're a fan?


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[Assistant] A few miles from here. But, if you wanna stop by and say hi, let me know. Maybe she'll come to the basketball thing tomorrow.


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[Assistant] That's a viral thing right now. Yeah, for sure. Even just Chick-fil-A sandwiches too. I mean, that would go crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, they're good. I haven't really had like a fresh...


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[Assistant] Young Thug said that he only eats Nando's when he's in England or-


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[Assistant] It was originally called that back in like the, what was it, 1891?


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[Assistant] We learned when we were out there that the thighs are kind of the move.


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[Assistant] I just never did in my whole life. And now is actually like, I can book my own flights, but it's just usually I got too much shit going on and I'll just have somebody, one of my employees do it. Cause I assume that they're going to be able to find it.


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[Assistant] But I don't do the, the lounge thing. Some people are all about the lounges. I'm like bro, I'm not trying to be in there that long.


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[Assistant] No, but I mean, it's like, that's their way of like, giving back stuff to people who actually pay enough attention to actually bother to use the...


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[Assistant] Right. Did you have any level of, I don't know, if I wanna be a hot girl for a living, if I wanna be half-naked, you know, what was the thought process?


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[Assistant] The world, the way the world looks at hot girls who like are on Instagram has changed so much. Like nine years ago, that was really kind of looked down upon. Yeah, oh for sure.


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[Assistant] Now girls who have normal careers, it's like not out of the ordinary at all for them to just be posting like hot pics in their bikini or whatever.


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[Assistant] So you had the problem of like, you know, a lot of girls are like out of shape or whatever and they get negative feedback. You had the problem of being like kind of getting too much positive attention for it and you really didn't like it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's kinda weird, like, you, at a certain point, did you feel like you were just trying to do stuff with your life that didn't have anything to do with your body, but you just couldn't help it that, like, you looked away that, like, people are just gonna continue to treat you that way or acknowledge you as this, like, inherently attractive sexual being and you were just so uncomfortable with it?


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[Assistant] I shall not clutter him up, but he was just like a little too enthusiastic about BANG! Follow the CEO.


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[Assistant] I always hear it. I tried to hit up the CEO cause I'm like, y'all, I'm trying to see what the bang bus is all about and he didn't, uh, he didn't hit me back. Maybe he doesn't know what I am.


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[Assistant] It's just the kendamas and the weed. And then I guess, I guess we make t-shirts. Technically. Nojumper.com.


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[Assistant] Hell yea. You, uh, what other kind of brands do you end up working with? Like, what kind of stuff?


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[Assistant] Do you get followed by like a million NBA dudes? Like are those? A couple. Do they love you?


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[Assistant] I don't know if I got any good NBA ones. I got a few good UFC and uh, NFL follows now.


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[Assistant] Really? So that's how you feel is like that you are putting yourself out there as like a more sexualized version when that's not really like a definitive element of your personality?


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[Assistant] Used to be more, why? Like, were you with somebody that brought it out of you or something?


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[Assistant] Right, I don't know, my OnlyFans, it might have nudity, I'm not gonna tell you, it's like, stop, I know you're lying, stop trying to bait these poor fucks into- Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like it's weird with OnlyFans because it sort of has that image of being like a porn site even though that's not what you're doing on it?


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[Assistant] And then we realized that actually, even if he spent the 10 bucks, she was not naked. She was just like kinda poking her booty out a little bit.


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't disappointed. Because I mean, what the fuck do I know? I don't know. This girl from Hole in the Wall, but I was, I mean, I guess I was just like, surprised. I'm like, oh, so she's not a porn star, but she has an OnlyFans. She's a fucking genius.


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[Assistant] No yea, it definitely makes a lot of sense, especially like, just, like that's what I really want to do is just create something for people who, it's not on YouTube, but you get to see our interviews like the second that we, that we do them, and then maybe it doesn't come out on YouTube for a couple days.


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[Assistant] But the problem is with live is that you just don't get any fucking, like, you don't make any money while you're live.


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[Assistant] Well, that is a good point. But then also, like, doing it live is kinda the amazing part, cause like when Boonk passed out and smashed his face on the wall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're getting like a shitload of views or whatever because you're talking crazy about academics or Trey Songz or whoever. But like, if she kind of figured out what she wanted to be on camera, I could imagine her, like she wants to do like a show on No Jumper or whatever.


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[Assistant] Maybe you could just keep coming on the podcast from time to time but without creating like an actual show.


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[Assistant] You don't think that would be a good match? Okay, fine. I guess we just learned a little bit about you.


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[Assistant] Really? But, but you, but things you haven't really done? More just like stuff guys have said to you or something or?


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[Assistant] I totally agree. Like I feel like, I, there's no reason, unless, unless it's like a porn star or somebody who's super open about their sex life.


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[Assistant] There's no reason for you to ever, like, air somebody out because all that stuff is private until it's public, you know? And it's kinda like lame to make it public when it shouldn't be, you know?


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[Assistant] You don't think? You getting knocked out by some aborigines guy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's so true. Then you go back home and everybody thinks you're a psycho. I feel like this, this interview is gonna make all the Australians who do fuck with you come out of the woodwork and be like, yo, we support you. Much love.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so Selina Powell could have potentially ruined our relationship. That would have been a real good story.


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[Assistant] She's tight, but yeaah, I wasn't really all that pressed about getting in with Selena.


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[Assistant] Guys, most guys, and I used to be like this too so I could speak on this, most guys will gladly ruin, uh, incredible, powerful bond with a woman who treats them like gold and does everything for them to just fuck some random girl.


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[Assistant] So you, you are very comfortable with the idea of, uh, getting disseminated?


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[Assistant] Do you feel like you would be more likely to find somebody that you could get married to or be with for a long time in LA or Australia?


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[Assistant] With respect to the dog, the dog lifestyle, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh. Is it eternally confusing that you're Jim, as opposed to Jin? Does everybody call you Jin?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's definitely our thing. I might guess my Aunt Jemima's on the way home. Just fucking spruce up whatever I end up eating. Man, that shit is so bad for you.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take a picture with you and have that as the caption. Aunt Jemima.


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[Assistant] That's an iconic name in the culture. That'd be like if I found out your name was Popeye.


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[Assistant] No yea exactly, I was just eating breakfast but I was googling Nando's and reading the entire Wikipedia article, I'm reading some random article, I was just going crazy. I learned so much that day.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna do the same thing for Angemima after this. Leave your favorite Angemima fact down below in the chat. Jim Wolfie. You got anything you want the people out there to know about?


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause my girl is also doing the calendar thing and I've heard-


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[Assistant] No, her first one, and she's been working it over the past couple months, so I like saw her doing the photo shoot and like doing all the stuff to gear up for it and stuff, so I'm-


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[Assistant] A little bit, just cause the calendar thing is kind of like a, that's a big deal. Like if you're saying like, yo, I think people care enough to buy a calendar, that's, that's kind of tight.


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[Assistant] Okay, Jim Wolfie, this has been very good. I feel like you, you are a very good ambassador for your country.


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[Assistant] No, I respect that cause like I could easily sit here and like list off the reasons why I don't want to live in New Hampshire anymore. But at the same time, people watching this, if they're from New Hampshire, that's where I'm from, I fuck with that. Like I, that is 100% like a huge part of my upbringing shit. So it's like, even if I choose not to live there, even if it's not my favorite place to be, it's, you know, that's party.


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[Assistant] Right, okay, so the song Gucci Mane Bricks, ballin' like an athlete but got no jumper, it's bricks. That's what he says because, okay, he's balling like an athlete, but he's not an athlete, he's some sort of trapper, criminal rapper, presumably, but then it's kind of an elaborate metaphor.


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[Assistant] Right, I'm actually terrible at basketball. And then also, but think about it, the song's called Bricks, and he's saying all that to lead up to Bricks, because bricking a shot obviously is not scoring it. So it's like, really when the majority, you know, he's saying Bricks, and it's about trafficking cocaine, presumably.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like, interesting that he does like, he's doing more heavy lifting as a rapper than he normally does right there because it's like multiple different lines sort of building up this metaphor, which you don't think of that from Gucci.


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[Assistant] No, I mean the music was definitely more engaging when his life was like in constant ruin, but I can't help. I think Gucci has aged better as like a cleaned up adult rapper than the vast majority of rappers.


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[Assistant] You see a different side of Gucci when he gets mad. Like when he started talking about Angela Yi and stuff recently in interviews and stuff. Oh shit, this is that old Gucci and like, you gotta make music with that energy when you mad as fuck at somebody. A lot of Gucci's best songs were him just angry.


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[Assistant] Like, comment, subscribe. Nojumper.com if you want support. Get this fucking weed. Go tell your local dispensary that you want the weed. California especially, but everybody. Do it. Appreciate you.


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[Assistant] Uh, very important to us because they are a unique example of a sudden catastrophe which buried suddenly entire cities, towns, people, uh, objects, everything.


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[Assistant] So, actually, the people from Pompeii, the people from Akron, are just, uh,


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[Assistant] Because Vesuvius is a very dangerous volcano, active volcano.


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[Assistant] Explosive volcano. So all this kind of data about how the people died 2,000 years ago, but even 4,000 years ago there was a very large eruption of Vesuvius. It's very important for civil protection and for future prevention of future eruptions at Vesuvius.


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[Assistant] Wait, hold on, Jay. I'm giving him way too much credit. Who? Mike. Yeah, exactly, I agree. No, he handled it well down here.


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[Assistant] But every three minutes this morning upstairs as we were preparing for his show, another thing about the Giants game. And you know what else? Another thing about the Giants game.


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[Assistant] Man, I'm just doing great. You know, being the nationwide weed man, it's a lot of responsibilities.


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[Assistant] Yeah, matter of fact, I just gave all the rappers bags today and I gave Wale a bag. He was like, woah, he was like kinda spooked and shit. He's like, hey man, you cool bro? And I'm like, yeah dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly bro, I had to tell him like, I am the Cali plug bro, this is what I do, I have the gas.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's a Russian cream. You know, it's a mochi O.G.


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[Assistant] They're coming in far below projections.


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[Assistant] Yo, what up, what up? We in my hometown, New York City. The No Jumper fam just touched down. We out here day two of Rolling Loud. Big shout out to everybody. Adam, Jason, the Holtz fam, Tony. Yea man, this shit is lit bro. Black Dave and his motherfucker. Smoking that good, good Fronto. You already know how we doing. Welcome to Rolling Loud, bitch. New York.


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[Assistant] Tell em where we at. We at Rollin' Loud. Tell em what's your name. Lolo. Tell em where you from. LeBronx. What you smokin' on?


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[Assistant] That's what the fuck it's about, man. You prefer to smoke backwards or front, so I see you got a wood rolled up right now. What kind of wood is that?


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[Assistant] How proud are you guys of me for staying sober through last night specifically?


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[Assistant] Uh, Mike, we did the podcast, who we did the podcast with. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I actually don't even still to this day know how to really say it.


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[Assistant] I call him Mike Lovesack cause one, he hates it. Two, that's really where he kinda came from. That's how he was introduced to the whole.


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[Assistant] You and Mike should be best friends though. You guys will never be best friends, but they should be.


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[Assistant] I th- I personally think that uhm, Logan's gonna be fine, honestly. Like, we were just talking about this in the car, like, I- I think that like, people underestimate the fact-


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[Assistant] It's one of those things, unless it has a real, like, theme to it, or there's a real purpose for the song, it definitely drags on, you know? Like it's, you gotta be feeling, they should just start- Dollar in the Woods. Yeah, that was, that's a fucking great song.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a, that's a bullet in the chamber always for any YouTuber, any semi successful YouTuber though. If you make a song, everyone who knows your name is going to want to at least listen to it once.


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[Assistant] I think it's more, like, internally. I think it's gonna fuck him up more internally.


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[Assistant] So many people bought that fight, so many people watched that fight, so much went into that fight, and I understand the cost to run it all. Dude, like...


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[Assistant] That was fucking huge. And it was huge for like the YouTube internet culture landscape. Like this shit changes everything. I think they're both legends forever for it.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, that's another thing real quick on the record. Fucking say it. Say we were right.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to muck it. I said, I stuck true the whole way through. I said, I genuinely believe it's a 50-50, but I do believe.


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[Assistant] The slight edge goes to the KSI. I do think the KSI is going to win.


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[Assistant] Cause that sleeper aspect, everyone, you know, in Hollywood, like everyone fucking slept on him. All these girls, club promoters, like the basic Hollywood dick riders, like they don't even know who the fuck JJ is. Nope. They don't know anything about boxing. Most of them don't know shit about boxing. I'm not claiming to know a shit ton about boxing, but I do know a little, a thing or two about


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[Assistant] 250 pound dude out. That's just like the energy, KSI has that. He's an, he's a- I've been saying- He's an animal in a whole, like Logan is an animal, you look at him, he's a fucking animal.


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[Assistant] KSI's an animal on a whole different fucking... And the size too, people like...


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[Assistant] Not when they were in the ring together. Did you see them stand next to each other in the ring, squaring up? They looked pretty fucking even. You know what I mean? Like, stanced up and shit, like they looked like, JD's a fucking, JD's a big boy.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know a whole lot. I know boxing is a very technical sport. Did you fucking see what happened?


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[Assistant] Well listen, I saw him throw a fucking clean right jab.


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[Assistant] So people were really uncomfortable around him, he was being fucking kinda crazy, and he just is crazy, like he's a good dude. I fucked with Vitaly, I fucked with him for a while. Same. And I wasn't, I didn't feel any tension from him or any weird energy, but like, like Mike, like he like bumped into Pam and Greg and like bull, like bullied his way through the fucking thing, and Mike was really mad at him, and then some other people were talking shit to him.


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[Assistant] It was one of those things, like, we've all been there, like, there's a dude who's way too drunk at a party, he's being way too grabby, way too aggressive, and someone just rocks him and it's like, alright, I mean, it's cool, like, you're being wack, like, whatever. It was, it was kinda like that.


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[Assistant] I didn't get crazy, I've been sober for 8 days. No drink in November, so I didn't really get crazy. I played that fucking 4k game cube til 8am with some homies.


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[Assistant] No, this is the one that like actually as far as, as far as growth goes, it is the fastest growing platform and it's proven that people who are blowing up on Tik Tok, like the top, the top tier Tik Tok people are using Tik Tok to blow


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[Assistant] I think Twitter is the most valuable one. Oh, thank God. I think that's the longest last, like Twitter, like, it's just perfect.


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[Assistant] As far as really connecting with people, especially our peers and other people in our industry, like, Twitter's it. Twitter's my favorite. It's always been my favorite.


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[Assistant] I get an absurd amount of views bro for a while I was getting I was breaking a million every fucking story like one two fucking million every story and Like I just would prefer to put that energy in that effort in the Instagram. I do both I post a snapchat


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[Assistant] Listen, unsolicited dick pics are never okay. 100 times out of 100 times. They're never, ever, ever gonna be okay. If a girl's with it, and she wants to see your dick.


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[Assistant] That's why they did this. They wanted to collect new, new fans and new eyeballs. There's a lot, I feel like more, more people, like more often than not would have, this would have been really the first time they'd been engaged and really cared about watching.


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[Assistant] We all fuck up, but he's taken, he's taken, I feel like one too many L's recently. I'm really hoping for a win for him.


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[Assistant] That's what I mean about a fight. Dude, if you look at Slim, and I mean no disrespect by this, you look at them standing next to each other.


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[Assistant] Without a doubt one, I want to explain that. KSI took the first three rounds, for sure. Like I watched the fight, like KSI beat him the first three rounds. He had him against the ropes, he had him on his back feet, the whole fucking, the whole way through that. And where it shifted, the energy shifted and Logan kind of started to come, like overcome that, is when he fucking


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[Assistant] Like, if that had never happened, everyone's using that as like, Logan doing that.


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[Assistant] I think that I've been watching a whole bunch of videos and actual boxing analysts and professionals and stuff. I'd be interested to see what they have to say because I'm sure they're all covering it.


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[Assistant] I don't s- I don't think it makes a whole lot of sense. As far as Logan goes, it makes no sense. Like, that's a- Oh, JJ should never box again. It's a lose-lose for Logan.


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[Assistant] Mike, I just fucking rode your dick live for 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It takes a lot to do this. Motherfuckers trained every day for months. I just don't understand how you-


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[Assistant] It's a lose-lose for Logan if Jake and him fight though. If Jake somehow beats KSI, then uhm...


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[Assistant] No, there isn't a good reason. JD's a good dude.


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[Assistant] He's very all-American though. Yeaah. So the people like that.


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[Assistant] If you thought about the fight before them, why did it low-key kinda look like a junior KSI vs.


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[Assistant] Dude, this is the mistake all these social media fucking kids make is you can't make excuses, you just have to be real about shit. People really do appreciate that. They appreciate honesty, like when you lose a fight you get up and go, wow.


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[Assistant] There's honestly, it's, you could try, he's in fucking Vegas right now being a sicko with all his boys as he should. I'll text him. I hope they go get a fucking hotel room and destroy it. For your fucking boy.


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[Assistant] Alright, so we went to this uhm, we went to this super like clout party. Like it wasn't like Illuminati in the sense of like rich white people, but like as far as like the entertainment world and like Hollywood goes, it was about as like fucking closed doors as it gets.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I met Kylie that night. She was good friends with Stoss. I met a bunch of people. Chris Brown was there. A bunch of people like that, right? So I'm standing in the bathroom line.


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[Assistant] Maybe an hour and a half, two hours into the party. I'm with David Dobrik's squad. Uhm, Mike, Mike's standing right there. And uhm,


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[Assistant] He walks past the bathroom line, glances over at the line.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he walks past the bathroom line, glances over, keeps walking, then like double takes back, looks at me, smiles, daps me up, hugs me up.


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[Assistant] I was absolutely fucking not. I'm not. I don't know. He recognized my face and he's in like the e-sports world. He's invested into a team. He's your op. I don't know if Drake's my op.


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[Assistant] Pay more respect to like the OG motherfuckers cause we're all gonna be there one day. Most of us, 99% of us are gonna fall off.


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[Assistant] I've spent a whole lot of time, this summer was all about fucking, havin' fun.


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[Assistant] That weekend in Vegas, I should've known I shouldn't have went. I fucking, don't ask me why. Woke up that morning and everyone's like, yo, fuck it, we're gonna go. It was art of the wild.


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[Assistant] A bunch of people from Hollywood, like our whole circle of friends, a bunch of girls, everybody was going. And I was gonna sit it out, but FOMO got the best of me.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I woke up, and they're like, yo, we booked you, we take it you have to go. So I was like, okay.


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[Assistant] And go to Vegas. Uhm, so they booked Spirit, that was number one. Trash.


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[Assistant] Trash. And uhm, I get on the fucking plane and I'm like six mimosas deep because I'm pre-gaming for Vegas and I went to breakfast with Mike that morning and just decided to get fucking rocked on mimosas before my flight and before I had to travel all day. Not all day, it's an hour flight.


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[Assistant] So exactly when I was in that two year relationship with Alyssa, I probably got drunk fucking 20, 30 times in two years. Like I was a home, but when I have a girlfriend, I'm a homebody, I don't fucking go out. There's no real reason to go out.


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[Assistant] I see her name tag as Chantelle. And I'm kinda drunk. And I call her over and I go, Hey, what's your last name? And she says it. And I go, Oh, I would've thought it would've been Jeffreys. And like the people I was with half laughed at that. It wasn't even a funny joke. But they kinda laughed. And she thought we were shitting on her. So she kinda gave me like,


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[Assistant] Some weird energy, and I tried to bring it back. I was like, yeah, chill, like, we're chillin', I'm sorry, I'm a little bit drunk right now. And I was in the fuckin' exit rows, cause I'm long, and I don't wanna sit in the regular shitty seats.


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[Assistant] And she goes, oh, you're kinda drunk right now? Well then I can't let you sit there. And just really pulled that card and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I was like, are you being serious right now? It wasn't that serious. I was like, are you, are you for real?


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[Assistant] Yo, please don't get kicked off the plane. Just sit the fuck down and just chill. Like until we lift off.


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[Assistant] She says something again, I go, what? She says it again, I still don't hear it, and I go, what?


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[Assistant] And she goes, oh, okay. Goes up to the front of the plane. Now we're wheeling backwards. We're like, we're like pulling out. The fucking plane is moving, right? She makes a call to the fucking pilot. The pilot comes on the, oh, over the, um, the intercom and goes, sorry folks, we're gonna have to, um,


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to bring this back up to the gate. We have an unruly passenger on board. He is...


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[Assistant] Um, refusing to comply with, um, instructions from the attendants. We're gonna have to, uh, kick him off the flight. We're gonna, this is gonna delay our, our trip of 30, 40 minutes. Everyone starts freaking the fuck out. Everyone's yelling, everyone's yelling at her.


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[Assistant] They all knew it was like, like, it was clear she was being a bitch. And then at that point I was like, alright, fuck it, so I stand up, I start world starring it, surprise nobody recorded it, whatever.


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[Assistant] I was just like, are you kidding me? I was like, is this lady kidding? And like some dude next to me is like, yo, is this fucking for real? They were all asking like for real? And I pulled the old like, put the camera out and put it anywhere. I made her feel uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] I got kicked off for no reason. Everybody I was with, I was like, I like checked myself. I'm like, yo, like.


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[Assistant] I debated in my head, I was like, yo, I don't even know if I should fucking... The worst part was, you know when you just make a flight?


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[Assistant] Like if you've ever seen someone just make a flight, we just made this flight. So we came on the plane hyped up, you know. We genuinely thought we weren't gonna make this flight. We were like, fuck, like, we're gonna have to book another flight, whatever. And, uh, we just made it. We were excited. Vegas is gonna be dope.


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[Assistant] Bitch kicked me off, and then that weekend the fucking the hotel thing happened.


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[Assistant] No, no, the hotel thing had nothing to do with being mad. It wasn't like, I didn't do that in a fit of rage. I was happy. Like I was, we were just sending it.


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[Assistant] I'm 86 forever. It cost a lot of fucking money. I'm not gonna talk about how much money it cost.


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[Assistant] Like you said, 5,000 employees, we got people, we've, we've been talking to them from the beginning. What's funny about, what's funny was like the aftermath, right? Like the immediate aftermath. Like I was like,


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[Assistant] I was like lowkey starting to panic and I was like, when it really hit me, like what I fucking did, uhm.


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[Assistant] I looked at my friends and I was like, yeaah, I got an idea, like, you guys have to beat the fuck out of me and just leave me in this hotel room and bounce.


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[Assistant] I'll walk, they told me, like, the people who are in Vegas and a bunch of my friends who spend a lot of time in Vegas, they told me it would take 15 minutes for them to, a group of security guards to approach me.


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[Assistant] What I was gonna say is, that's not always the case, dude. Like, let's talk about the Jarvis thing for a second. Like, a lot of people were arguing like,


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[Assistant] Like, he shouldn't get special treatment because he's fucking famous or whatever.


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[Assistant] Jarvis, Jarvis was cheating, he was cheating, he, he would, I mean before any of this came out, he was openly admitting to cheating, he showed himself cheating on the game, and it was, he was making videos and stuff. Yeah. Got banned, lifetime banned, uhm.


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[Assistant] And the point, the only reason why I even brought this up, the only point I was trying to make was...


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[Assistant] In his case, being famous and being a fucking figure, like, fucks him. Cause if anybody else were to cheat on the name-


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[Assistant] Okay, but, but even they do the exact same thing Jarvis does, they get lifetime banned. You can't fucking stop somebody from playing Fortnite anonymously.


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[Assistant] So like lay the hammer down on that, but for Jarvis, like he's a public figure, so everybody's watching what he's doing, and he can't, he actually can't. So fucking little Jimmy, 12 year old Jimmy who fucking actually cheats on the game and actually does it to fucking beat kids and all that. He gets a lifetime ban and he laughs at it. I've been in a lifetime ban on games.


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[Assistant] Or 10 years ago, and I laugh at it. I make a new account. Oh, I'm banned? Alright, let me go make a new email. It takes 10 minutes. And I'm back on the game.


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[Assistant] I've gotten up to like fucking fat kid status a couple times. It's, I would, I would do like 2pm to 6pm. There's really only so much you can eat and I would, I would, I would keep myself, try to keep myself below like 1500 calories.


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[Assistant] The ones that are pre-filled with the, uh, the fucking little pancakes on the, uh, McDonald's. You like those?


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[Assistant] Yo, it's a really good Postmates option when you have a shit ton of hungry people at like fucking 3 in the morning.


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[Assistant] I'm breaking down to my daughter like this. If I have a daughter, I'm gonna tell her this. Listen, you're a girl.


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[Assistant] Uhm, dudes will fuck anything, anywhere, anytime.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the dude, yo, yo, that's the dude who actually asked you, yo, yo, try to get his footage, that's uhm, his name's John something, he does like camera work for them.


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[Assistant] That was hectic, man. But they dapped up after their hom- they're supposed to be homies, like, you know what I mean? The Nugboy crew, like, they- they fuckin', you know what I mean? Vitality, they've been fuckin' with Vitality for a minute.


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[Assistant] Well the girl came, the girl did come on the record and say that that shit did not happen.


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[Assistant] And I came to the realization with my partner that we weren't like in love anymore and I didn't- I really don't wanna fuck with you forever and you don't wanna fuck with me forever.


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[Assistant] That just happened, like that's a very dude thing, like that could be a thing too. Like, we don't know. I don't even really know, I don't know. I'm just saying if I had built what they had built, I'd want to preserve that and continue with that. Fuck not.


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[Assistant] For the record too, I want my shit to be, if I die young, I want it to be a full blown party.


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[Assistant] Now you know what, I was with Mike while he was on the phone with Logan when Justin Bieber made that hard post about the fight and Mike posted Logan. And Logan was tripping, like you could tell it was like out of nowhere. I think it's organic, I think it's authentic.


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[Assistant] A while back when all that Jake and, and the Jake and fucking Team 10 shit was happening with me, he would call Chantel and be like, yo, like, cause they're homies, he'd be like, yo, let's go with this like Jake Paul dude and this FaZe Banks dude, like what's going on, like they keep up to date with it, they like, they pay attention to it.


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[Assistant] I've seen it time and time again with artists too, I know you know what I'm talking about, like, the upcoming, like, guys, he'll come in right before they really blow the fuck up and put him on a song.


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[Assistant] It's a hundred percent. I don't know how you can argue that. They're de- they're clearly biased. They clearly lean toward a side and it's kind of unfortunate.


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[Assistant] It's the only way to go. It's the best. It's the hardest, especially like through on platforms like YouTube. It's so intimate and it's so real.


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[Assistant] And for my team, or whatever. When the Nelk boys do their merch, they fucking kill it. You know what I mean? They have really good days. And I know what those days look like, financially.


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[Assistant] Oh Rain, I did see a few comments about that. Uhm, Rain's doing better. Uhm, much better. He had a little bit of a, listen, I've had my fucking, my moments too are just like, you're overwhelmed, people's lot, like dude,


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[Assistant] Rain is someone, specifically Rain is someone who has been living his entire life on the internet since he was like 16 years old. And even before that, like his whole fucking life was still the internet. He played video games all day. So...


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[Assistant] He's been sharing pretty much like every major part of his life and his entire vibe, his whole adult life. And uhm, he's living in Toronto with his family, he's got a girlfriend, and he's just kinda in a transitional period right now. And a lot of uhm, a lot of just like outside things, like non-internet related things have happened to him recently that have like, really just kinda fucking taken a toll on him.


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[Assistant] Rain's fine though, like I've hung out with Rain the past like few months, like a handful of times. He doesn't live here, so it's like, like the World Cup thing, right? And then we all went to uhm, the Hamptons for a little while together.


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[Assistant] You get caught in this cycle, like, and you get like, you get, I've been at the, I've been


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[Assistant] Life is not just fucking, it's not just a straight fucking line. Roller coaster, highs and lows. And people are gonna make mistakes, people are gonna fuck up, people are gonna not feel great.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and they're gonna all express that in a different way and I'll take that on in a different way.


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[Assistant] That's not even unique to YouTube, that's like, that's life for a lot of fucking people. Like, like, hold on real quick, like, almost in every fuck, any way you could go in life, like,


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[Assistant] You want something. You think that you want something. You want the big house and the big car. How many times? I mean, it's so cliche, but like, you think you want all this shit and at the end of the day, like,


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[Assistant] So many people get there and they might have spent fucking 40 years of their life grinding to get there and then they're there and it's not as great as they fucking, as they thought it would be and at the end of the day it's really all about just being happy like


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[Assistant] Focus on being fucking happy everyday. Focus on being happy as much as you can. Don't fuck with anybody else's happiness. And protect yourself. I feel- That's what everyone's focus should be.


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[Assistant] As long as the person fuckin' responds in the right way and tries to fix that shit and like tries to be a better human every day, like, I don't know. I think it's fuckin' weird. Super weird. It gets the best of a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I think it's a really deep, it's a, like, there's so many ways to, like, come at that question and it's all unique to the person. I think that, like, I s-


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[Assistant] Fuck em'. I have respect for people who can do that, as long as they're happy with themselves, like, I think a lot of them do these things, short-sighted, for the short, short-term, like, gain of the views and stuff, and then they're like, man, everybody fucking hates me, and they probably feel like shit about that.


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[Assistant] Like to an extent, but if they don't, like, if someone doesn't like me, fuck them. Like honestly, fuck them.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'll put out, and I'll, I'll, I'll be who I am, and the people that fuck with that energy, you're welcome to fucking join me, and the people that don't, whatever.


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[Assistant] To like, to like fucking, to like fuck over other people for the purpose of like stirring shit up. That's wack. That's unacceptable. But why do you, why do you not have to upload anything?


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[Assistant] I actually don't give a fuck. Like I actually don't give a fuck to be relevant. I truly don't. I don't care. It's not my life's work or my goal by any means. I do enjoy


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[Assistant] I do get a, a sense of purpose and like I do get genuine happiness from like a kid being like


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[Assistant] Give that energy to people, and I don't, like, I'm not, I'm not waking up the next day wanting to make a video, so, yeaah, I'm probably gonna just take another fucking fat break, and when I come back, if you fuck with me, then come fuck with me, if you don't, that's fine too.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? I don't know. I think people appreciate that though. I'm not like, I don't wake up and want to make a video for the purpose of making a video.


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[Assistant] See, we all live together and we would all be in each other's videos and like I would prefer to like...


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[Assistant] Put that in someone else's video and if I had an idea I would prefer to give it to them. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] By any sort of personal thing. Like, I can't do things just for myself. Like, it really drives me to have a team. Like, when I have


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[Assistant] Say us four wanted to like, start something together, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Uhm, the personal shit not so much. I don't know. That's always kind of been how I am. And I really don't, I'm really not bullshitting when I say like, happiness is my, like trying to be happy is my only driver.


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[Assistant] Money really even isn't, like, to an extent it has to be, like,


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[Assistant] But like, I just want to be happy everyday and if making a YouTube video...


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[Assistant] D-drives the happiness level in a da- if it trends down, then fuck that. Then fuck it.


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[Assistant] How do you guys feel about just the general like idea of regulating the internet because I don't think it's a possible thing. And I don't think that we should look through the same lens that we've always looked through because the access to information and just like


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[Assistant] Well Jake does all those little tricks to like get views real quick and stuff in the little things like the thumbnail tricks and the title tricks.


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[Assistant] I'm kind of free, like do whatever the fuck you want type of, type of vibe, but like that fucking giveaway thing that they did where you had to follow all these accounts and like half the accounts, there was like swisher suite, and like, that's, that's actually fully not cool. Yeah, I know the, I know the details on that, what are the details?


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[Assistant] Oh, what are we doing? What, what, what are we doing?


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[Assistant] Yes, Master Bo-Rai-Chou. I will continue my training.


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[Assistant] But Master Baraitso will not let me outside the walls of the town.


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[Assistant] I will, Damashi. Thank you. I will not let the Elder Gods down.


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[Assistant] State your intentions, or hear the shattering of your spine.


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[Assistant] I would never think of confining a spirit such as yours.


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[Assistant] It's shapeless, fluidic nature is a blessing. I make you an offer, Shuchinko. Take these four Chaos Pendants. Defeat each of the four Satan invaders and place a pendant around their necks.


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[Assistant] Do this for me, and I will teach you the ways of chaos as well.


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[Assistant] They seek to control and alter our water supply for their own ends. Their presence here is offensive.


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[Assistant] I will do as you request. Only if it suits you at the time. I would not have it any other way.


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[Assistant] May chaos break the rules that bind my friends.


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[Assistant] I propose to them a mission in their home of Satan, the Realm of Order. They have already embarked on the quest.


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[Assistant] You should know better than to bind a man of chaos to his word.


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[Assistant] You tried to kill me. Nonsense. How could I teach you the way of chaos if there was an agreement? A structure to the lesson.


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[Assistant] I would have killed you if you had given me the chance. I was quite serious.


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[Assistant] Because you have survived my assault however, I give you this key to an ancient labyrinth. May it unleash chaos upon your journey.


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[Assistant] I am Nightwolf. I must ask you to leave this place before your evil taint defiles the sanctity of these grounds.


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[Assistant] I sense corruption in your soul, Shujaegar. A spiritual contamination that I have never before perceived.


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[Assistant] If you will allow me. I may be able to purge this contagion from your being. Although it would take many years to accomplish.


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[Assistant] You have accomplished much since beginning your spiritual cleansing, Shujinko.


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[Assistant] Though the taint of evil continues its hold on you, my training has given you the ability to control it.


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[Assistant] I wish you luck on your journeys. You are always welcome in the lands of my


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[Assistant] You are about to enter the judicial court of the Realm of Order.


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[Assistant] You have been brought here to defend yourself against the charges brought against you by Commander Hotaru.


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[Assistant] Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and no, I am not lying when I say that. This baby-faced gentleman that you see in front of you is indeed the real Markiplier. And uh, when I'm unbearded, and I've already got a little stubble growing, but when I'm unbearded,


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[Assistant] I suddenly dropped back to who I was in the year 2012. And I did this on the charity livestream that we just did this weekend. And, uh, it was- it was really fun. I mean, uh, excuse also the makeup and the gold in my hair. Don't mind any of that. That's coming out for a video, uh, later this week, but...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I thought it was a good opportunity to kinda reintroduce myself because honestly I haven't done that in a while and some of you may wonder why I would need to reintroduce myself but I've always felt that it was important to do that because it's very easy to become a caricature of yourself and what I mean by that is it's very easy for people to assume that they know who you are


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[Assistant] Unless you keep up with that idea. And the idea of who you are is sometimes a very hard concept to lock down, but I'll start with the basics. Hi!


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[Assistant] My name is Mark. My middle name is Edward. My last name is Fishbok. I was born on Oahu, Hawaii in Honolulu on a military base, uhm, to my dad and mom.


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[Assistant] Oddly enough, that is a similar story for me as well. I was not graced upon this earth by the gods, as some people have, uh, suspected.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm a former biomedical engineering student. I've been doing YouTube for over five years now, and it's been an incredible ride thus far. And what really brought this about is not only did I go baby face and I- I look exactly like I did back in those days, uh, but also we watched


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[Assistant] Uhm, one of my old vlogs back on stream. It was for my, uh, my birthday.


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[Assistant] Like, on that stream, I said some really silly sounding things at the time. Err, now they do, looking back. I was talking about the statistics of the channel, and I was talking about how I decided that I wanted to be a big YouTuber someday. When I grew up, I was gonna be a big YouTuber. And, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, I had already, like, grown up. I had already grown up at that point, or at least I thought I did, until I got to that point. Like, I had worked an office job.


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[Assistant] I wore a tie to work every day, and I sat in a cubicle doing engineering work, and I thought that was gonna be my life. And I was, I was okay with that at the time, and then I found something else that led me into doing YouTube.


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[Assistant] And I can talk about that, or you can watch some videos that I've made in the past to talk about that. But long story short,


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[Assistant] I had a medical problem, I had a tumor, I got that removed, and that led me to trying to make videos for a living. And it worked, it really did.


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[Assistant] Five years later, I have had more success than I could ever hope for, and in the journey,


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[Assistant] Because it's not just about the fact that we're able to raise more money than ever before. And I don't know the final count from this weekend, but I'll let you guys know as soon as I find that out. But it's not just about that. It's not just about us having these livestreams every month and that's the end of it. It's the fact that it echoes beyond what we do on that day.


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[Assistant] Like, the- the resounding success of those livestreams come, yes, from the donations being made and the tangible good that you see out of that, but also...


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[Assistant] From how it affects other people that want to do those things.


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[Assistant] The ripple that it has, and I'm not just saying like, I'm not taking credit for any of this because I've always said that it's you guys that manage to do it, and it's the community that rallies around what we do. But, it's so amazing to see it ripple and continue and inspire.


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[Assistant] Generations to come to do these amazing things and to raise money for charity and go out there and try to change the world.


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[Assistant] And coming from the perspective of reintroducing myself to you guys is the idea of what I want to be when I grow up.


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[Assistant] And that sounds like a silly thing to say, but it's true. Like, what do I wanna be when I grow up? Cause I've only been doing this for five years. I'm 27 years old, which is old by some standards, but if you ask anyone older than me, I am still incredibly young.


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[Assistant] And it even looks it right now with my baby face, but I'm still incredibly young and I have so many other ambitions for what I want to do and it all revolves around this incredible community that we have here. And I am so...


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[Assistant] So excited. Like, everyday I'm excited for the future.


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[Assistant] Every day I'm excited for what's to come. Every day I'm excited to- to- to make new challenges for myself and exceed them, or not meet them, or fail and try again, but never stop creating, you know, in the endeavor.


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[Assistant] And that's one of the most beautiful things that I could see coming out of the community is creation. Like you guys going out there and making things and starting your own channels and starting your own art projects and finding new ways to blaze your trail and go out there and, and, and I see that as


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[Assistant] Just a little piece of what I did in the beginning of all this craziness and I'm really happy


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[Assistant] Was horror. Like there was a bug wall where bugs would just start crawling out of the wall at random. You never know when a centipede was about to start-


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[Assistant] Coming out of there. There was a wall that not only flooded, but any computer equipment that you would ever put in that corner would die. Inevitably, we went through three different computers. We resurrected a computer twice.


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[Assistant] And put it back in the same computer corner, and it just blew up. Each and every time. It just blew up. We have no idea why. So it's been crazy trying to move offices to, uh, this new one. Then we're gonna get it set up for the next stream real nice, and you're gonna see that. But, just thank you guys.


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[Assistant] We can make the world a better place. And if I had to summarize what I want to be when I grow up, it would be...


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[Assistant] I don't just wanna make a small impact on the world, I wanna change the world.


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[Assistant] And I can't do that alone. I never could. I never would be able to do that alone. But now, in this community, I have an opportunity.


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[Assistant] And I have a responsibility to guide you guys, and hopefully-


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[Assistant] Point you guys in the right direction, and even if it comes down to the point where I am not the one who's guiding you, and it's you who's guiding me,


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[Assistant] I wanna make a lasting impact on it. Hopefully for the better, by the way. This is all for the better. Not saying change the world for the worst, but change the world for the better.


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[Assistant] And make a difference today and tomorrow and, and, and we talked about it on the stream and the idea that


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[Assistant] The generations that follow us will follow in our footsteps and be able to lead themselves down a path to a brighter future. And that is a beautiful idea. And that's what I want.


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[Assistant] In these silly videos that I make, and I make silly videos.


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[Assistant] Come something more profound and more amazing than I could've ever hoped for.


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[Assistant] So just thank you everybody so much for watching. I don't think I'm gonna keep the baby face. I-I-I do like the beard. Uh, we did it for a very specific reason that you're gonna see, uh, very soon. Probably this Friday, I believe, but it's really, really...


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[Assistant] Really cool to be in the middle of the most amazing time in my life.


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[Assistant] And I believe I'm in the middle of it, because it's- it's astonishing. It really is, the things that I can do now, and the things that we can do together. And I'm- I'm grateful for that every single day. So thank you everybody so much for watching, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye! Bye! Bye-bye!


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[Assistant] Well, Shujinko, welcome to hell. Along with all the other peons of this town, you will be constructing a palace for Shang Tsung.


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[Assistant] The long outworld civil war. Done. Might be nice to kick back a bit, eh?


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[Assistant] No more tricks. Just a straight up beatdown.


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[Assistant] Uh, advisement from my miraculous expert.


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[Assistant] Uh, they kinda recommended that I move Frightened Gale towards the, uh,


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[Assistant] But there's just a better point to watch it. So, we're just gonna push that episode back a bit. Uhm, I think we're putting it in after Frozr, just so you guys are aware. So, today though we are having a double miraculous reaction, so we're gonna be watching


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[Assistant] Gorazilla? Gorazilla? Gorazilla? Gorazilla? And Robustus.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know. My best guess is that like, Rosilla is like, Alia's dad coming back and we're just having another like, animal like, akumatized. But I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm excited to watch these episodes. We haven't watched like a double episode since the start of season 2. So I'm excited to kind of get to like watch it again like back to back and enjoy some more Miraculous. Uhm, Miraculous Week was really fun. I'm glad that you guys enjoyed it just as much as I did.


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[Assistant] It was a lot of fun just to give all my heart and love and just like focus on Miraculous and just have fun.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I had to catch up on other shows now, so boop-a-doo. Uh, at this point I should be pretty much caught up, which is nice, but yeah, so.


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[Assistant] I'm excited, hope you guys are as well. Please keep in mind to support the official release of Miracles Ladybug either on Netflix or on Disney+, depending on what country you're in. And if you like my content and want to see my full uncut reactions, you can check out my Patreon page. Link down in the description below to get access over there.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, does dad know? Nooo. Noooo.


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[Assistant] Ballsy! I know he didn't like want his son to fall to his death. Woah.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's actually really sad that it's her lucky, you know, her lucky charm. She had to break it.


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[Assistant] What the hell? What is that?


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[Assistant] That's not the like, weird, like, butterfly, uh, captivity that we see. That's like something completely different.


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[Assistant] This is so eerie and ominous. What is this? So.


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[Assistant] What is going on with mom? Uh, Amelia? Amelia? Is that her name? Amelia? Amelia? Uh, I don't know how to pronounce it very well. But, uhm.


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[Assistant] Why is mom in like, a like, sanctuary? Like a, like some odd...


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[Assistant] Mr. Freeze's wife type of situation? Is that what's happening? Like why? She's been gone for like a year. We don't actually know that she is dead. But Adrian like hasn't seen her in a year. Uhm, at this point I feel like she like


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[Assistant] Well like, Adrian's like, dead set that mom is like, gone.


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[Assistant] And like, he can't contact mom. So like, what was he told about mom? It's very weird. Like, I just have no idea.


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[Assistant] Uhm, hopefully we figure out what is going on with her and why she is being held in the aggressed basement basement?


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[Assistant] Cause we have the weird butterfly sanctuary, but we also have this place as well, which is terrifying. So like, what is happening?


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[Assistant] And I'm guessing now, since we know where mom is...


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[Assistant] It seems as though we're not entirely reviving the dead with our wish. So what happened to mom? We know that Gabriel has the, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, butterfly, moth, whatever you wanna call it.


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[Assistant] Miraculous, and he also has the peacock. We saw that. So...


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[Assistant] My only guess is like, mom is in a critical state. It has been for a while.


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[Assistant] And it has something to do with the peacock miraculous, cause we got that and then...


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[Assistant] He was like, this is the- didn't he say that book was the last gift his wife gave him? So they must have got the miraculouses and then she got like, sick from hers or something? Which is odd. And now he's trying to use...


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[Assistant] His Dark Wings miraculous to...


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[Assistant] Fulfill his ultimate wish from getting the miraculous'es, miraculous'es eyes.


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[Assistant] To... help his wife recover, basically? I don't know, it's a little weird. But, huh!


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[Assistant] Uh, very odd. I know I haven't really even talked about the majority of the episode yet, but that part just really was weird. Very like, out of nowhere. Which, not complaining about, I like that we're getting some of these like,


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[Assistant] Mysteries starting to like, come to light. I won't say unravel, but come to light. It definitely-


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[Assistant] Makes me wanna keep watching, and it really helps me understand Gabriel a bit more, even though I don't know. But it seems like, I mean, obviously he's like a really bad dad. Uhm, pretty, uh, pretty toxic.


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[Assistant] Pretty, uh, negligent.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, I'm glad he let his son watch the movie since he figured out that that's what his son was doing.


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[Assistant] I'm glad he doesn't super su- like, suspect Adrian is being Cat Noir anymore. I'm glad. I felt like he did back in Season 1 when we had the, uh, one where he thought he was an airplane.


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[Assistant] So, I'm glad that he's kinda like backing off that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but moving back onto, uh, this episode, like, number one, I have to say, I love my girl Alia. I love Alia so much. She's...


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[Assistant] I think she is my favorite character in the show. I really adore her. She's such a good friend. I like that she stands up for Marinette. I like that she helps Marinette, uhm.


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[Assistant] Become braver and more bold in herself and more confident. I really enjoy it. Alia's such a hype girl. And she just, she's like, just real. She's always real. And I deeply appreciate that about her.


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[Assistant] So I love that, like, she's like, manette, like, come on, like, get going, and the second she sees a photo of her and Adrienne, she's like, oh girl, take your time, it's fine, we're just gonna be here watching the feed and see more photos of you two, like, I'll wait for the dirty deeds til later.


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[Assistant] Like, I love it. She's absolutely hilarious. Such a treat, so.


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[Assistant] I love my girl. I love Alia. She's literally amazing. Anytime she's in the episode, the episode is always better. So adore her.


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[Assistant] But she did get to find out a bit about him and like about his mom and stuff too. So that was really nice and like.


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[Assistant] She also got to see that he still has lucky time, which is really cute. Uhm, along with that, since production order and airing order is all kind of jumbled up.


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[Assistant] She has, uh, Adrian's charm from, uh, Bifana.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just with how it goes, I don't think they're going to acknowledge that yet.


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[Assistant] Which is fine, but we know in our hearts she has it. So it makes us, it makes me really happy to know they both have like the lucky charms from each other. It's really cute. A very cute little like


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[Assistant] Exchange between friends, they are friends. Uhm, for now. You know their end game, like let's be honest.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's no if, ands, or buts, they're just end game. So, I like this episode, uhm.


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[Assistant] It's really funny that we watched the baby episode because I thought bodyguard was going to get akumatized in that episode.


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[Assistant] And then, not long after, Bodyguard gets akumatized in like an episode, two episodes after or something?


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[Assistant] So I have a good laugh about that cause I thought he was getting it before and then he just still gets akumatized like poor dude. He doesn't even like talk. Like I feel bad for him.


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[Assistant] Adrienne and Marinette moments, we had a, uh,


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[Assistant] Ladybug and Adrian moment.


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[Assistant] No, no Cat Noir and Marinette moments though. So.


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[Assistant] I thought this was fun, it was a goofy episode with the Adrian, like, cologne and stuff.


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[Assistant] It was nice, it was a fun time, and yeah, it left me with a mystery about why mom is stuffed in the under-under basement of the mansion. That's cool, uhm, that's, that's fine.


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[Assistant] So, we are continuing on, we're gonna be watching, uhm,


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[Assistant] Someone's gonna become a robot? That's my best guess, like, uh, Robo from Amphibious, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I am very excited to continue watching. Hope you guys are as well. So without further, uh, do let's continue.


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[Assistant] Okay, wait, but, but if this thing is gonna get akumatized...


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[Assistant] Then that means it actually has, like, feelings and stuff.


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[Assistant] But if we can just akumatize a Robobot, what's stopping Hawk Moth from just mass producing Robobots? We could just make a whole army of Robobots.


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[Assistant] Huh, first person to ask what they are and why. It's really interesting.


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[Assistant] Wow! Okay, this is cool!


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[Assistant] Oh no, wow, how quickly, uh, Robustus' opinion changed there. It's bitch disgusting.


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[Assistant] No more about that. So robustus. Uhm, robustus. Robustus.


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[Assistant] I like that this season is very okay with the fact that we can...


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[Assistant] Kinda muddle into, like, Hawk Moth a bit more. I really enjoy that fact, cause Season 1, like,


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[Assistant] Hawk Moth, basically every time, same formula, same thing. Almost same thing said every time.


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[Assistant] He was shown when the window was opening up, he sent it out, done with, and then he just reminded them, like, get the miraculous, and I was like, it, and then we get the, like, bah, next time speech.


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[Assistant] But I like that we're able to show a bit more of his character, especially now that we know that he's Gabriel. We're actually getting some Hawk Moth emotion and realizing that everything is gonna go as planned.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Gigantitan was a good one with the baby. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And this one was another one where it didn't go quite the same way, where he got flustered and upset that like he had to explain why he wants a miraculous


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[Assistant] And what it does in that he actually almost got taken out.


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[Assistant] By the person he akumatized, which is really interesting to me.


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[Assistant] I want that wish, like, why do you want them? Like, okay, well I'ma take it from you and I'ma get my wish instead. It's, it's clever. But, you know, humans are just so muddled into their own thing.


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[Assistant] That they just can't understand. They get blinded by hatred.


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[Assistant] I dunno. It is very interesting. So yea, I like the fact that like, Hawk Moth had to like, fight for his life basically, cause he was gonna get, uh, murdered by a robot.


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[Assistant] Also, why does Hawk Moth have all those weapons in his little dome as well? It's a little concerning. Like, why was there so many rockets in there?


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[Assistant] Like why was that able to happen? Maybe we shouldn't do that. Like why does he just want to like explode that room on like a moment's notice? Very, very odd. Oh no, especially cause Nuru's in there, so like, your miraculous might die. So, definitely concerning.


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[Assistant] Along with that, uh, it was nice that Max got like another episode showing off himself a bit more.


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[Assistant] I felt like the, uh, The Gamer episode was...


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[Assistant] Maybe not able to be taken as seriously as I wish I should have. Because Max seems to be a nice character.


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[Assistant] He seems to be very genuine. I like that him and uhm, I don't know why I always want to call him Chris. Uh, Kim.


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[Assistant] I'm glad they're friends, I'm glad they care, I'm glad they bonded. It's a really nice little like, friendship to like,


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[Assistant] See develop in the background of it all. And that...


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[Assistant] It's cute to see the class kind of bond with each other and to understand that they are friends besides Chloe.


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[Assistant] But for the majority of it, they are friends and they do support each other, so it's really cute.


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[Assistant] Uhm, why did Sabrina have the green in her hair? Like, I need to look that up. Like, I legitimately...


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[Assistant] Don't remember Sabrina having green in her hair? Am I crazy? Like is that just...


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[Assistant] No, she doesn't have green in her hair. There's no green in her hair at all. It's orange. Why was it green there? It was so weird.


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[Assistant] No idea why that was like that. I kinda wanna like, look to find out why that was there. Yea, green hair, like why? Why is her hair green? Why is her hair green?


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[Assistant] No one has an answer. Okay, cool. Love it, love it. Glad.


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[Assistant] Dunno. No one has an answer, so I'm guessing it must've just been an animation error.