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[Assistant] Everything's tied in together. It's all good. You can set it to auto pay so you can bill credit without even thinking about it. You don't even have to, if you just need to put it on $5 a month, automatic withdrawal.


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[Assistant] Look, I get it. The most suspicious thing to me about the moon.


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[Assistant] The most suspicious thing is how can I be on Lake Darbon and not call my house? But we had clear communication with some boys that was way up yonder 50 years ago. Yea, there's a lot of questions.


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[Assistant] That's the one, like, I can be, I can be 17 minutes from my house. Yeaah. And I can make a call. Yeaah. But that gun, my pair. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Now I'm not saying that that couldn't have been done in post. Maybe they videoed it and dubbed the audio over. I'm not saying that that's not possible. It just seems unrealistic that I can be on this planet and not have cell phone service. But yeah, in 1960, whatever it was. That's it.


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[Assistant] It's a lake. It's a really big pond. It's a pond.


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[Assistant] Cause you ain't getting out of there without talking to Mr. Green. Either, either at entrance upon exit or both.


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[Assistant] Oh, I am too. I wish they, I wish they'd make it catch and release only.


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[Assistant] I haven't had a negative run in with a wildlife official in quite some time. Me neither.


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[Assistant] Last time I did, they got mad at me because I was hunting in a closed area. See, I wasn't hunting, I just had my camera. I was filming.


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[Assistant] And it is closed, but I wasn't hunting. I thought I was within my rights. And I was.


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[Assistant] No, but they walked all the way out there. I mean, I've been out there for three hours, but I run everything off like, and then they were finally starting to trickle back and I was getting good stuff and then here they come.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, hey, good on him, I guess, I don't know. It was fun, but that was the last time I had a negative experience with one.


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[Assistant] The rest of them have been pretty positive. I mean, if I say positive, they just come up here and say license sales, all that. Here you go. Alright, have a good day.


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[Assistant] Oh I can tell you right now that it's so crazy. When they come walking up, I can be to the letter of the law and I still get nervous. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] You gotta have it in some state.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's how them craters got theirs cause all them boys taking steroids. That's where some of them landed. What are you watching? Fishing.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, they're showing 30th place right now. Who's leading, who's leading the pack? I don't know, I haven't been able to watch that close. Well Google it. Where are they fishing? Why would I Google it? There we go, Edwin Ebers is in the lead. Oh Edwin!


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[Assistant] There you go. Hey, well how you feel about this next break coming up? Let's take it. We'll be back right after that. Hey, we'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Trust me, we try. Them kids spit up on everything. We done watched them 17 times, they still cool your head off. It's fine.


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[Assistant] Pretty strong chance you're gonna love it. I mean, let's just call it, cause he's an American. He's a, he's a good guy.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I don't know what we're gonna do when Britney slippers finally eat the dust, but uhm, but, you know, there you go.


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[Assistant] Simply gum. Our fans, Chris and Julie from Dodgeville, Wisconsin, sent us a case of gum. Is there a flavor that I could interest you?


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[Assistant] Ginger? No, hey, tell me the maple. Maple?


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[Assistant] I tried to throw it to the man that could catch and then you put your hand up.


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[Assistant] There's also one called Awaken, Revive, Boost, and Clean.


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[Assistant] Lemongrass, turmeric and cayenne. What do you want?


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[Assistant] You want cleanse, grapefruit, prickly pear, cayenne, and sea salt? There you go.


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[Assistant] This podcast took a weird turn. There you go. You've been wondering what it, don't look at it. Just taste it. Tell me what you think.


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[Assistant] Come on, man. Well, these people are very nice. I don't want to. No, I mean, well, that's the point of is just to try them all. There's no sugar. They're, uh.


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[Assistant] Oh. Okay. Well here's one that says, here's one that says sugar free. They must have got that one for God. I'll save that one for him.


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[Assistant] Does that one have cayenne? Can you taste the cayenne in it or not? No. Just, it ain't there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they sent me a message on Instagram asking me if we'd got the package. I got it. I just forgot it. So.


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[Assistant] Ahhhh. Oh wow. That's funny. Oh. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Ah, so we have a, a guest segment at the end. So we're going to jump right to the emails right now.


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[Assistant] Well, I hope they do too, but we'll tell you more about that after we get out of the inbox. Johnny D.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I got nothing to be negative on Al for. The thing I love about Al is we can make fun of his vest. Yes. We can make fun of he gains his weight in his face. Because you know what? He's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, which is why I like to match wits with Al, because I think he's extremely clever, and that's always fun with him.


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[Assistant] But that's what I love about him. He waited for his moment. And that's fantastic. I mean, that's, I mean, that's what's great about out, but you're not going to hear me say anything negative about it.


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[Assistant] And that's not even a negative. That's just a consistent track of behavior. I don't really know.


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[Assistant] And you were here, you were working here, and I found that sticker on my truck.


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[Assistant] And we were talking about just not being very observant, especially since parenthood has come around. It's like, yeah, the only thing I've ever been like this blind to is when I found that bumper sticker and Ben just looked at me. And he was like, I think I did that.


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[Assistant] So he went to his Amazon order history and searched the sticker.


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[Assistant] And he bought that sticker in 2015. I don't remember when I found it.


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[Assistant] It was later than that and he bought it in April of 2015 and I remember it was very cold out when I found it.


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[Assistant] I remember it was cold, dreary and like duck seasoning, so it at least got eight months, if not a year and eight months before I even noticed a white sticker on my white pickup truck that said Cowboy's butts drive me nuts.


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[Assistant] Well, what's wild is I just thought we were up here so much as I never even considered Ben, who does this kind of stuff? I've seen him order questionable stickers.


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[Assistant] Who does this kind of stuff regularly, but I never considered him as a suspect. I just thought it was always one of them Taylor boys. Cause it fit, it fit their, it fit their MO of the things they like to do.


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[Assistant] I think it's hilarious. I'm not even trying to get you back. I think it's funny.


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[Assistant] Or as vulnerable as you may once have been. So, it's been fun. We got a little special segment with Sy, Phil and the Sippy Girls. Y'all hang out. It'll be back right after this break and we'll see y'all next time right here.


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[Assistant] And they did not. Hey, I made some good coffee during that.


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[Assistant] That's what happened. That's what happened. JD, now you know why.


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[Assistant] She's about four. What? Four or five, four. I went and watched her play soccer. Who? If you ever in a bad mood, go watch kids play soccer. See?


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[Assistant] Neat, uh, man, so mum's pretty good.


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[Assistant] I could give him some pointers, it's like that basketball game I played in that time.


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[Assistant] You can say, you can know that hey, this is sugar free. But I ain't been eating sugar. This is sugar free.


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[Assistant] That's right, you're a team of two. To engage your brain, to make your brain function more. Boy, you can pour this in a cup with some milk. That's what Allison does every night before bed.


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[Assistant] You're dying, you getting it mounted? You know we're a tackle shop.


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[Assistant] What'd you get? What'd you get you woman for Valentine's Day? Soap. Soap.


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[Assistant] I just thought I had got her a ground-blind for a present.


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[Assistant] I come rolling up there with one of them green trackers.


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[Assistant] I mean. I ain't mowed the yard in 30 years. Yeah. There you go. It don't get no.


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[Assistant] Some of them knee-real-trade britches? Mhm. Zip-offs? She like them zip-offs like you? Uh-uh. No.


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[Assistant] I hate winter. The only reason I hate winter is cause you gotta wear long legged britches. But you don't.


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[Assistant] And people think you've changed clothes, so they think you're always wearing clean clothes.


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[Assistant] That's why, why don't they make, remember they used to make them britches like fatigues that had the tide on the cuffs at the bottom? Why don't they do that now?


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[Assistant] Well I know, I feel like I'm on, like stepping on a stick all the time.


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[Assistant] That's like, yep, we went in the woods. I was gonna get a deer stand out of the woods, but...


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[Assistant] Now water's, water's up there too. Water's too deep? A little deep? Oh man, yeaah. I got my feeder out and it had a little bit of corn, I had it on my shoulder.


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[Assistant] And I said, we'll just leave this here. So I was gonna pour it out, but it was pouring down my-


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[Assistant] And we was just riding side by side through there and I felt something down there in my boot. I said, something's crawling on me.


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[Assistant] Or there's corn falling down in my foot. Which one wasn't corn? It was corn. That's way better. Yeaah, cause I didn't know what that was and it was too big a feeling to be something small.


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[Assistant] Them Westland Ducks, they want to be a crane and they want to be a wood duck.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just curious. I'm wondering how they gonna tote them boats around. Cause I gotta get my boat somewhere cause I don't live on the lake.


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[Assistant] And that seems like that would be an easier thing to make. My question is, you go on vacation, you got an electric engine. When you gotta stop to charge it up, how long's it gonna take? All day.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of critters in Idaho.


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[Assistant] A lot of ducks in Idaho. Unless it's North California. I've been there. Heard a lot of critters in North California.


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[Assistant] Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Look, we asked you on our Instagram a couple of weeks ago to submit your questions. We haven't done a fan only episode in a while.


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[Assistant] And today that's what you got, because honestly we're trying to pre-record for the holiday season so that we don't have to work through the holidays. Amen. Amen. So.


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[Assistant] There we go. We, we depended on you guys for the content of this one. Johnny D has all of the questions. I hope you were kind to him, but without further ado, Johnny D, let's get into our fan questions.


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[Assistant] What's wrong with that? No, I mean these, these two men right here, for sure, been a huge impact on my life.


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[Assistant] I like them because, and I love them for this actually, because everybody knows what we stand for, right? But ain't neither one of them, when I worked with them, tried to beat me over the head with a Bible, they just lived it and made me curious about what they were living.


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[Assistant] And for that, I am forever grateful. And they still do the same thing to today. Like, I know right now, I call John Goblin at 1 a.m. in the morning. He may not answer, but he gonna call me back pretty quick.


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[Assistant] And whatever I need, he's in. It doesn't matter what it is. Like, if I'm like, hey, I'm in a ditch, I'm stuck. He's coming. First thing I say is, did you get out? No? Alright, I'm on my way.


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[Assistant] But I found persistence is key. You just keep calling and eventually...


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[Assistant] Seven, eight years. I mean, we've heard everybody's, we've heard each other's best and worst conversations with


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[Assistant] Johnny D's walked in there and said, Hey, you want to come over play PlayStation, eat pizza tonight? Like, absolutely. You know what I do? I do. I'm coming. I'm coming to your garage. That's what we're doing.


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[Assistant] You know, it is, I mean, we're at a very fortunate place that we work, even though JD isn't here anymore, but we truly are.


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[Assistant] A family around here, like we take care of each other and, and it's cool to not be co-workers, but.


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[Assistant] To be friends, be brothers, be sisters, uh, in Christ and all that, so.


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[Assistant] Amen to that. So, which is, you know, another quality to admire.


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[Assistant] I wanna know what Si likes about Goblin. I'm interested.


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[Assistant] I know what it's like for me, I ain't worried about it. I'm a chauffeur.


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[Assistant] You're an ageless wonder, Martin. Look, I'll tote Cy anywhere and he knows it.


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[Assistant] My goodness. That's funny. That is good. I'm size big brother. Think about that. I guess it's just cause I'm big. No.


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[Assistant] Knowin' which way that plastic was bent. That was the hardest part. And if Si did his job on markin' that and cuttin' em,


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[Assistant] Anybody could sit there and make them after that. But the hardest part was actually looking at that piece of plastic and determining which way it was bent.


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[Assistant] So you got to get home at a decent hour. You didn't have to leave and go to the post office.


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[Assistant] That's more time at work, more time at home, more time with your kids. It's time.


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[Assistant] I know it is. As a man who helps run a family small business, I'm in charge of the budget, so I know how much.


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[Assistant] Get access to the USPS and UPS services you need to run your business right from your computer. No lines, no traffic, no hassle.


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[Assistant] Even save money with major discounts on USPS and UPS rates up to 86% off


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[Assistant] You can use stamps.com to print posters wherever you do business. All you need is a computer printer. Like I said earlier, if you need a pickup, schedule on your stamps.com dashboard. They'll come pick it up.


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[Assistant] Now I'm gonna give Sy, I'm gonna say Sy is the last one standing cause they're gonna look at him and think he is one. Sy's gonna go with the decoy technique.


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[Assistant] And then I think me, you and Goblin all get snuffed out at the same time. So they probably catch us at a buffet somewhere and we're just like, Goblin's at this point like, well the apocalypse coming, let's go eat.


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[Assistant] I still say Sy outlast us all cause they think. Yeah, I like that. That's my real prediction.


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[Assistant] Whatever it is, that thing is good. Like when that's available, that's my go-to with extra pickles. I love pickles. Oh yeah. No, no pickles. Oh no.


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[Assistant] A large fry and a large unsweet tea. Yep. That's what, but if they don't have that, then I just get the spicy chicken sandwich with extra pickles. Oh, I could eat a spicy chicken sandwich.


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[Assistant] I like Philippians. I like a lot of those smaller books. He likes a quick read. Well, it's not even that. I think a lot of those, and not that the whole Bible is not transferable to today, but I think a lot of those smaller books.


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[Assistant] Just talk, show you that they were dealing with a lot of the same things then that we are now.


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[Assistant] When they set up the fake dinner with me and Si out there in the warehouse, they were having us sitting on like pallets of stuff and for whatever, they had to sit me lower because I'm so tall.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was going practice day with Sy, but they had to sit me lower because I'm so tall so that we're on like the same eye line.


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[Assistant] Didn't nobody write for Sy? No. Oh man. Well let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] My pillows. And my pillows are your pillows. What about your slippers? But my towels are mine. Don't come messin' with my towels.


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[Assistant] Tell them how they can get their own MySheets. Not to be confused with MySheets. But you can have your own and then you can call them MySheets. YourSheet. But you can get them from our friend over at Michael and Dale. The MyPillow guy. You know him. Got his face on a pillow. Doesn't get more American than that. Him and Mount Rushmore.


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[Assistant] I mean what other designs do you need on a pillow for crying out loud? I don't need anymore.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's as American as it gets. Look, we love them. The sheets, the towels, the slippers, the pillows, you name it.


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[Assistant] Anything brought to you from the MyPillow folks, they've taken their time, they do a great job.


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[Assistant] Si loves the towels. He says they're like drying off with a cloud, which I'm not real sure what that means, but. Yeah, soft. It seems like a cloud would be wet, but maybe not.


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[Assistant] Let's fire some more questions. What, what else did the folks of the, of the gram want to know?


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[Assistant] You know, I'm not real sure. I know where it started.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it started from back when my dad was at the paper mill. Uhm.


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[Assistant] A lot of them, them folks out there at the paper mill, Godwin can probably attest to this, had nicknames for each other and somehow I ended up with all of his buddies them calling me Hammerhead.


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[Assistant] So eventually I shortened it to Hammer, and then also there's, uh, a fisherman that is a good buddy of mine, Terry Scroggins, uh, they call him Big Show, and he calls everybody Hammer.


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[Assistant] All hammer. All hammer. We done found them crappies over there now, hammer. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Yes, I don't know if he got it from a meal deal or if he just started calling everybody hammer. I don't, I don't really.


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[Assistant] No, but generally in my mind, it's short for hammerhead and it generally is used not necessarily as a term of endearment.


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[Assistant] Only when you say some weird stuff, I'll call you hammer. If you'll ever notice when I call you that, it's generally because you just said something like, huh, I don't know about that hammer.


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[Assistant] But, you know, it's just that kind of deal, but.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, them meal hands were wild, man. Everybody that worked out there. Wasn't that going? They were. Do you have a nickname out there?


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[Assistant] Oh, they had, man, all them maintenance boys had nicknames for everybody. It was, but that's how I grew up, duck hunting.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I, I ain't no doubt I was headed down the road. I don't know where I'd be. Prison? Rehab? Dirt?


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[Assistant] I'd be on that original chatterbait, something fierce.


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[Assistant] I mean, I legitimately don't know. I don't know what I'd be doing or where I'd be at.


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[Assistant] I mean, I looked at something this morning from Facebook.


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[Assistant] And that little memories deal and it popped up as like a picture that I took of me, Si and Gavin that said 13 years ago. So I've been here 14 years. I'm 37.


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[Assistant] We're crowding 50% of my life has been spent here at this point. And it's like, uh, yeah. I mean, so that's where I would, I have no clue. Like, I know this, I was lost when I got here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was worried if our shipping computers were going to make it overnight, I was going to get the orders out the next day.


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[Assistant] That's wild, man. What's it gonna do when it rolls to double zero? Just keep going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and really it kind of key parts of our lives too, like not, not during the boring stages, I mean.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, here we go. It's all of them running. Oh, that went from weird, tough, easy. Is that what you call it? Yes, I love the Waffle House. Is that what you call it?


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[Assistant] Ah, remember you're in high school, man. It's great, one of the greatest times of your life.


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[Assistant] You got a few responsibilities starting to kick in, but overall you got a roof over your head. Your bills are minimal. You can kind of, you got a lot of built in freedom because you're probably driving. So take advantage of it because trust me, those days are numbered, my friend.


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[Assistant] Third grade, you don't even know, nevermind. Exactly. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Remember you're in high school, get a job, start learning responsibilities, but don't get so caught up in those responsibilities that you forget you're a kid, man, cause you're still a kid.


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[Assistant] Enjoy it, live it, cause life, life is coming.


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[Assistant] Find you some friends. Find you some lifelong friends. I've still got several from high school.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I mean, there'll be a lot of those people around you will be with you for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] But no, you're right. Yeah. Cause you forge those relationships and it's actually like where you start to learn.


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[Assistant] How to build relationships, and it's a cool time in your life.


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[Assistant] Really, but I think that's one of them deals like people ask you all the time, go back to the glory days, and I feel like...


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[Assistant] In your stage of life is what changes.


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[Assistant] Your outlook on life, everything in your life means something different. Like at 16, whatever that was.


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[Assistant] My only concern, we're not going to go into all of them. I had a few of them, but.


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[Assistant] Like one of the things that consumed me was seeing just how many ducks I could kill.


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[Assistant] Like at 16, 17, I had, my eyes were red, son. I had to kill him.


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[Assistant] These days, I can look out there like, ooh, clouds, no wind, no thank you.


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[Assistant] Hello, Brittany. Would you like some breakfast? Like, I mean, but that, and I would consider right now a section of good old days in my life, just like I can look back on those and say, man, that was a lot of fun. And so I think it just, wherever you're at in life, that, that outlook changes and so does the definition of good old days. So, but.


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[Assistant] Well, Brittany can be manly. Oh, they both bad. Like, I mean, nah, none of them were there being holy. Are you kidding?


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[Assistant] I would have said up until now, yet Jackson could no doubt do it, but like the last three days, my man has just...


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[Assistant] He is like the exact opposite of the kid he used to be. He used to just lay there, leave him still about 10 minutes, he's asleep.


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[Assistant] He's now on team no sleep during the day. Team no sleep. And just, you know. Sleep when we're dead. And eat everything that you will throw in front of, which hasn't really changed.


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[Assistant] But now he gets this deal where he only like craps once a day and so by like the whole time he's getting fussier and fussier because his belly hurts and like we're trying all the things like the


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[Assistant] Bicycle kicks, probiotics, which are very expensive by the way. Probiotics for babies are unbelievable. But.


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[Assistant] Uh, gas drops, you name it, we're trying it all, but like, he's just like, nah, I'm a one-time-a-dare. And I'm like, bro, you're...


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[Assistant] But Wayland, yeaah, I mean, if you wanted an interactive baby Jesus, then Wayland's your guy, cause his eyes are wide open all the time.


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[Assistant] And he don't miss much and he'll stare right into your soul. So, like, I mean, but.


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[Assistant] Hey, but don't fret, we ain't got leprechauns. Alright, there you go.


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[Assistant] And, and we don't have a football team named after us. So, like, the Fightin' Irish?


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[Assistant] Huh? Yeah, whatever. So a Christmas tree cake. Martin, do you want to give them a rundown? I got a case of them in my truck, if you want me to get them. Go get them. That's why I didn't bring them in here, because they're for everybody, but I didn't want to tempt you.


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[Assistant] They're for everybody. There may be a few.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause like, you think, you look at it and you're like, man, it's just a zebra cake, but then it's really not.


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[Assistant] Well, we're just like, hey, if you want to get something, get it for the kids, please let it be diapers, wipes or whatever formula.


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[Assistant] Hey on Black Friday for Amazon, I did get her one of those little small jump packs.


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[Assistant] For like jumping off your car. One of the tiny ones, cause I've had her one of the big ones like that used to.


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[Assistant] That I got my toolbox, but I saw they had one of the tiny ones on for like $65 and I bought one for her, so. I already gave it to her, so I don't know if it counts as Christmas or not.


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[Assistant] Time out. Gavin, what you got? Wait, what you get, Miss Paula? A deer feeder.


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[Assistant] Deer feeding. Son, you winning. You at the stage of life where you winning at Christmas present. All Miss Paula care about deer hunting. Last year you got her trail camera. I know cause you asked me which ones to get her.


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[Assistant] Let's go. Well there you go. Alright. Let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was a tough choice. I'm using one that's a lot of, a lot of avenues to be.


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[Assistant] No, he just said what type of protein. Oh, see that could change my mind. I could have crappies, I could have tunas. See now, see I was just thinking. I could have catfish.


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[Assistant] Why you buying your sister some man? I'm just kidding. I don't think you buy at the gas station, it's them boiled eggs.


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[Assistant] Problem with West is man, it gets cold out there. I ain't gonna let it get cold.


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[Assistant] Not in San Diego. Oh, you start climbing that hill out there. It gets cold, man.


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[Assistant] Walter sent me a picture that day, you know, he just moved to Idaho Falls.


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[Assistant] That in Idaho? Yea, shootin', shootin' mallard ducks on a warm spring and everything around him was frozen. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean crap, I don't know. Sundance, Wyoming would be cool till wintertime got there. Yeaah. It's a neat area.


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[Assistant] I think I pretty well live anywhere as long as it didn't get above like central Missouri. You can pretty much draw a line, straight line there at that latitude. I ain't going no higher than that. I guess that's, that's it.


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[Assistant] Tell her. Tell her and hope for the best. Hope she does too.


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[Assistant] There you go. I'm not saying don't be honest. I'm just saying be prepared for what may or may not happen after you fire that shot. That's a, that's a four letter word. That's a big one there that escalates things.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was probably... I don't remember. Probably...


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[Assistant] Not a year, not quite a year. It was less than a year, but.


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[Assistant] I mean I was, when I let that one out, I was like, uh oh, let's find out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean that's one of them. It'll let you know your status real quick.


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[Assistant] No, that was the dragon. No, he's talking about the Marion.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, a completely different, yes, 100%. Completely different meaning of that word.


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[Assistant] I know you well enough to know that that was uncomfortably quick.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't know at three weeks that I love a friggin' cheeseburger. Like, that's what's weird. Cheeseburger.


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[Assistant] But you shot good. I mean from the video.


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[Assistant] I mean, me and my wife are, are, you know, on the athletic green and that's it. We're, we're exercising and.


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[Assistant] That's fine. You can start in February with me. The roller coaster that is my weight. February is a good time to start.


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[Assistant] You know, it's on a delay, and then they're showing old clips of highlights from Super Bowl X or whatever.


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[Assistant] But it should be like the golf course. Once you hit a certain age, you ought to be able to shoot four and then five.


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[Assistant] He told me that they live for a year. Is that accurate?


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[Assistant] You ate Eagle? Oh, now we know what happened to Eagle. Oh, no. Oh, hold on.


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[Assistant] Now in contrast, we went to another place in Oklahoma, where they missed so many birds, they asked Si, they said, Si, you and Phillip want to go clean up whatever wasn't killed?


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[Assistant] So I need to know something. Is that also true for ducks that are pen raised ducks? Oh, I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Whoa! Oh wait, that was- Melanistic. Somebody said that. He wasn't black, he was-


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[Assistant] What did Luke do? So I see something on your camera. He's laughing.


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[Assistant] You know, it all happens at one time. That's, that's, if it's spread out enough, you know, it's, it is manageable. But when it happens so close, uhm, I guess so, so close together, it makes it just, it's just more of an impact.


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[Assistant] The way I would say would be, you know, learn, learn from, from Christ and His gentleness, uh, take His yoke, um, and, and put that on because you'll find rest for your soul. So if you, if you cast your anxieties on Him,


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[Assistant] And you look for rest and peace for your soul, you're going to find it through Christ. There is not another way. You can have people support you. Look for people who will help you, uh, but pray about it, um, you know.


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[Assistant] Pray about it, think about it, and, and just put it all on him because he can take it.


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[Assistant] Just like, uh, you know, there's a lot of people in the Bible who went through


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[Assistant] Trials and tribulations, you're gonna find those things in this world, but the only peace is gonna come from God Almighty.


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[Assistant] That's not a hat that I'm familiar with.


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[Assistant] Is it? It's not, it's, it's a oversized hat. Of course, I'm not. Wide, low. I'm just familiar with 26 letters in the alphabet, I don't know why.


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[Assistant] If you get on the lake and start down the lake and you, you mashing on that foot, you're going to lose that at. Nah, this hat's not for high speeds.


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[Assistant] I tried to drive there, but it does look like it caved the sun off us.


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[Assistant] They gone run through the streets of Chicago.


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[Assistant] Speed kill, son. Like Daytona, the banks are so, of course everybody knows, you gotta be going 45 miles an hour or you'll fall off it. Wow. That's how steep it curves on.


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[Assistant] I got to do ten laps at Texas Motor Speedway, that guy riding with me, we got out. No way. And he looked at me, he said, you built duck calls, huh? I said, yeaah. He said, you missed it. Yeaah, boring job.


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[Assistant] Oh, just keep going and you got a 50-50 chance.


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[Assistant] It's about a short right hand curve. Yeah, you're in the far right lane. And a motorcycle came in our lane. I just scooted over a little bit and he came between the grass and the concrete.


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[Assistant] Just plug it in. Hey, there's four fish in a tank. One of them said to Hudson, how you drive this thing?


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[Assistant] You know what I like about Ron Quay? Cause right before he shoots him, he says,


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[Assistant] I make a lot of noise when I'm happy.


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[Assistant] Was it a recluse? I dunno what it was, but it stung like I'll get out. Did it? It did. Can you shoot webs out your hands now?


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[Assistant] I thought him tying some cotton was just in the dirt.


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[Assistant] One left or right is good because they're both going to be crunchy. You roast them. Oh, he's a Twix man. You roast them and then you, uh. Are we still talking about bees?


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[Assistant] You know another thing I love? One of them Yeti buckets. Scratch off lottery tickets. Those are always fun. I love them. The Yeti buckets are pretty cool. They'll hold that Yeti coffee thing too in the bottom and close real good.


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[Assistant] That's it boys. It done what it was supposed to do.


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[Assistant] And broke, just like it's supposed to. Broke, might have been a metal ring. I'd have had a broke finger or, boy, you talking about pulling the bark off of it.


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[Assistant] You said their opinion on everything. You said it right there.


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[Assistant] You know what media does? What? I compare it to a skunk.


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[Assistant] That was just about like the 75 pounder that someone else was holding.


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[Assistant] Spider? No. What? Andaconda. One of them big, big snakes that eat people.


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[Assistant] They gone. Well that, that remind me, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, phil stays in the woods a lot and, and his man dan was with him and the flies, their flies was eating phil up.


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[Assistant] And it wasn't bothering Dan and Dan said, well, no, basically because I got Victoria secret on.


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[Assistant] So the next thing, field goes deer hunt one morning and that flies are bad. So he puts the Victoria secret on you and then walks to his stand, climbs up and sits down. He sees something coming down the woods and then once while they'll stand up on their high leg and go. Smell it. Well, it's three coons. They climb up the tree.


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[Assistant] It goes back to your brother. What's crazy about it is he come up with all the different calls.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Trying to make the right deal. He had, he had, he had go them together at different angles.


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[Assistant] He walked around for like three months, yo.


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[Assistant] And then he found some kid's toy, I think that actually gave him the idea of how to make it.


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[Assistant] But he got that that one down pack of me and jace was sitting in the duck all around putting together i'm cutting up. Yeah what do you read and jason is sitting there doing in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're out there on the river in the creek coppers creek. Jason would blow it and one would answer.


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[Assistant] I'm tell you, especially when the hurricane comes through and blue 40 acres of corn down right next to our duck.


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[Assistant] That was one we had, you could kill three apiece. So it turned into a really good duck hunt every day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause about seven of us would go and that'd be 21 wood.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe that's why I, you know, I don't do with duck, but they're the, they're the most playful duck. I think out of all of them. Yeah, they seem to have a good.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no. Cause when they're on the water, a bunch of them, you talk about having a good time. Would he have a good time? Yeah, I don't blame him.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a deal. I've been married that redhead of mine for 52.


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[Assistant] That's how you want to slice. And that has to be a special.


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[Assistant] Blown, you can't, you can't smoke just any baloney.


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[Assistant] Let's play and fix the takeout boys. Now we're playing with fidgets.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm bright today. Yeah, you are. It's a bright, sunshiny day, JD.


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[Assistant] No, I just picked this up from Mississippi. I've been to Mississippi here lately, a lot, because I'm going again tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Well, I was with, uh, one of my ministries is the Children's Homes of Hope. They have due to difficulties with the guy that was running it.


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[Assistant] Okay, we had to get a new president of the board. Okay. And then a new manager. Okay. So I went over to meet them. Okay. Okay. Which.


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[Assistant] Yo we call a lot of bass and then the other people that i need to talk about is long leaf plantation okay. There are a first rate or first class operation from lodging food and then the quail hunting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, no. And I bought a brag back in the set stones house and whenever he decides to cook them and I'll get an invite.


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[Assistant] No, look, we're sitting at the table. She, the ladies come and she's putting a big old plate of roast beef and potatoes and gravy and all the, you know, putting on one side and then on the other side of me, put another one in the other one of three people. And then she comes out and puts a frozen pot chicken pot pie.


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[Assistant] And I'll bust out laughing. I said, nice joke. And then I said, this is stone and, and, and Dr. D is doing, but it wasn't, it was Reese's. Okay. The manager of the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he may, but I just took me off that there for about two minutes looking at, cause I'm looking at all this really good, you know, roast beef and gravy and potatoes and everything.


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[Assistant] And after dinner I burst out laughing and the girl that had brought it, she was just doing what she was told. You know, and I said, Hey darling. And she said, what? I said, take his junk out and throw it trash can.


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[Assistant] And I said, I said, I said, nope, I said, all I got to do if I don't like the looks, I ain't, I ain't fellin' with.


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[Assistant] I booted on your anything, anything that you stick and it just starts oozing out now.


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[Assistant] Oh no, well, I don't know that pops. Yeah, they pop. Yeah, they pop popping and nothing better than red.


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[Assistant] That's about it. We had a big time though. It was a good fishing trip, a good quail hunt.


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[Assistant] Because, uh, in my humble opinion, I've done a lot of charity events.


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[Assistant] And people just really know which reach in their pocket and bring out money. I would thought it'd been Texas since Texas is so big.


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[Assistant] Well, the reason I actually got involved in it.


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[Assistant] What was that? I found out how they go to court.


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[Assistant] Okay. And pay lawyers fees to get these kids out of drug infested homes and all this junk. And when I heard that, I said, okay, I'm in with you.


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[Assistant] He asked to deal with it, but that did, uh, I don't know. I understand it. I don't think he goes to court, you know, the fight for, you know, and it makes him sick. Okay. Cause they've got to get, they may get to keep them for three months and then they got to send them right back when nothing's changed.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So at least homes of hope, Hey, they take them out and they don't give them back. They give them hope. They give them hope. That's exactly right. It's a good, it's a fitting name, which is.


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[Assistant] Yep. No, no. Oh yeah. Everybody. Yeah. Cause if you're hopeless.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You ain't got nothing to look for. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yesterday was kind of emotional.


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[Assistant] Cause he was tearing up and the man JD got to tearing up. So, you know,


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[Assistant] No, no, well, see, that's what always, what always got me. Okay. If you don't have a strong family relationship with your mom, dad, and you're, if you're lucky enough to have siblings with your siblings, and then if you don't know God, the father, son, and Holy spirit and have a relationship with them.


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[Assistant] You know, I could go to the doctor. Okay. In my life. And if the doctor said, okay, you got cancer state for cancer and you're dying, I could deal with that.


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[Assistant] But if I had taken my kids to the doctor, and they told me and hit me in the gut with that.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I'd have done and I've met people that had to deal with that.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I just said, hey, and the only thing I can tell them to help them, okay, and any time they'll make a wish foundation, kids don't let come, I'll do anything to make a smile on their face. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to make people smile, baby. Yeah, cause I, I just, yo, a child should not hate to face nothing like that. That's just my humble opinion.


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[Assistant] A child should have a, uh, you know, Martin said if my brain busted open and what would come out would be butterflies, unicorns and everything nice and spicy.


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[Assistant] You know, that's about true. Yeah, it is. Okay. That's about true because I just, you know, I've never, you know, I hate to see anyone be mean to anyone else because when you get right down to it and say, okay, well, what's the reason behind it? It's not a good reason. No hope.


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[Assistant] It's not, it's not a good reason. I see people fighting all the time and have seen families that wouldn't even talk to each other for like 50 years over the.


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[Assistant] And then you won't, you can't fix it. You know, like somebody, everybody, if you think you're going to walk this earth without having troubles, you're living in a fantasy world. Oh, there's gold.


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[Assistant] Okay. He moves too much. Who will he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, look, you're deer hunting.


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[Assistant] Deer, you know, like, feelin' him, feelin' Jase both is not figured out. You know, it's not.


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[Assistant] Moo, it's not someone standing up under a brush pile on top of you.


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[Assistant] Just standing there watching. Okay. They don't see that. They see this.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I'm serious. So the whole time, yeaah, I'm looking. Yeaah, he's got a deal.


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[Assistant] And hey, and the cup is white. So you didn't, so y'all didn't kill anything, you and Willie. Oh we, no look, we had a bunch of does around us, okay, but I think what we're hunting, you know, we're hunting bucks, you know, and hey, they're not stupid. Okay, they don't get them big antlers being dumb. Okay, so they're pretty slick, so.


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[Assistant] That is the question of the day. Cause he didn't get it from his dad.


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[Assistant] It actually grinds your teeth down because I punted a lot in Germany to kill, kill some that didn't have.


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[Assistant] It's no tea. Well, it's just bad. It's bad. Uh, what's the word we're looking for? Where they, where they eat is not not good.


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[Assistant] Too much, too much grain, you know, too much sand or something. Just grind your teeth down. Age. Age and that, but mainly what does it, it ain't the age. No, at least that's what the guy that would, would, uh, age them.


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[Assistant] He said it's bad. What they're eating is bad diet is bad. He's there.


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[Assistant] Emory killed one couple of weeks ago. She killed a nice call. Okay. Six point. And yes, I mean, you could have, you could have actually took the fat and.


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[Assistant] Dear fat of dear fat. Don't knock it. Daddy did ducks that way. One time we killed some real fat mothers and he was cleaning them. He said, give me them blobs of fat out of the mill.


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[Assistant] You know, so we did and hey, he didn't skill it, rendered it down through the junk away and then cook them in it. He's talking about good.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it was, that Dim Ducks was the best.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying, hey, no, we're going to try it. We got Dr. Oz in the house.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. She's the one that ordered it. Okay, so I'm gonna try it.


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[Assistant] No, I am getting better. I've never been one. Okay. No patient is not one of my strong points.


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[Assistant] And that's because of the military. And it should be just the opposite. They should have taught me a place that they didn't.


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[Assistant] Cause it's always high. Get there. 17 hours early. Hurry up and wait. Hurry up and wait. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You are the first person here today.


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[Assistant] I bet you that's on the Mississippi River right there, JD.


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[Assistant] No, no, yes, they, uh, it actually showed his on the news the other night, a guy sitting down beside an old wreck. I don't know.


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[Assistant] The beach was water used to be a while when i went over to go mister look down yet low.


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[Assistant] We had, we had two major baits that was fantastic. One of them is, I call it the chandeliers. Five, five baits in one.


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[Assistant] The other, I like channel there better. And then the other one was a wing dang, I think it's just a little bitty, it's a little bitty, uh, head weight with a little spinner on the back was the treble hooks.


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[Assistant] 1299? Don't let it go now. That's a steal, boys!


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[Assistant] Yeah. And here he comes reading it in. He reeled in 16 pounds of, uh, bass, four a piece.


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[Assistant] On that 16 by four pounds of no four by four pounds of peace on one cat, one cat.


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[Assistant] Well, that was catching three and two at a time, all the time. That just sounds like a lot of fun. Oh no, it was, it was a riot. And you caught two? And I caught two. I didn't have to get no more. If fault was due, you'd be ridding it, boom. You'd set to it. Well, what you do is you slow it down.


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[Assistant] And then it would, you wouldn't feel the other one bite, but it would get heavy and just harder to reel.


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[Assistant] Yo, which is wild. You don't feel the second one hit it.


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[Assistant] Like trying to get it forward like a dog. Yeaah, he just comes, runs up there and grabs it and then hooks itself and you just, I said, oh, it got heavier. Yeaah, then I read it in.


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[Assistant] I had it on film. Bad move. Didn't take camera.


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[Assistant] I don't know why I've never really, I can tell you why. Okay. It starts with the L the word and then you add a lactose intolerant.


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[Assistant] The reason, okay, I would say it's an oxymoron because they're, they're what I describe as hard people. Okay. But on the other side, okay, they're not, they're kind too.


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[Assistant] Cause that whole generation, okay, if someone drives by, sees a guy walking, most people drive by them.


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[Assistant] Back in there today, they, they do it because they're afraid this world got so crazy.


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[Assistant] But in my day when I was a kid, okay, if someone was walking, nobody went by.


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[Assistant] I remember that. They'd always stop, pick him up, say, where you going, where you going, sir?


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[Assistant] Well I'm just going down the road, we'll hop in. Get him closer anyway.


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[Assistant] And if they say like I'm going 10 miles up, well, they wouldn't drop him off. They drive him all the way to 10 miles and say, okay, have a good day. Man, I appreciate that. Like my brothers, two brothers that was in the air force, Jim and Frank and Harold, they hitchhiked home and it didn't make a difference where they were stationed. They could make good time because every car would pull over, pick them up, especially if they was in uniform.


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[Assistant] They'd pull over, pick them up, take them in and a lot of them would take them. Hey, where are you going? Well, hey, I'll, I'll, I'll go out of my way 50 miles to help you out.


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[Assistant] Somebody said that that he preached on laziness feel priest on. Okay. There's no appreciation or thankfulness. Yeah. Okay. And they go together. Okay. That's the thing.


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[Assistant] These people grew up, all of them was man, uhm, man, most of them was farmers.


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[Assistant] Okay. It's a greater generation was so a farmer is worth he's used to one thing.


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[Assistant] He gets up early, he goes to bed late, and he works his tail off.


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[Assistant] Okay. And look, and, and none of that and he, and, and he was very thankful and appreciative of what he had, which was not much.


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[Assistant] My mother told me when I was a teenager, you know, I'm feeling bad and your woe is me, your pity party, you know, so she's come in and sit down.


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[Assistant] So we did when she said, Hey, you know, uh, what you need to do when you're in this kind of mood is clear your mind, look around you.


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[Assistant] Okay, and then hit your knees and thank God for all the blessings that you have. That's right.


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[Assistant] Say it's not totally lost. There are people that, but, but you look at people now and they're like, that thing is just what he read. Okay. Rings true. The same thing. Mama told me then ring strip.


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[Assistant] Cause I look, I look, I look, okay. Oh, I had a bad day, but that guy, that guy over there just lost his child to a disease. So no, I, I ain't even, you know.


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[Assistant] Bam. Shame on you. Perspective. Yeah. Shame on you. Yeah. You're just feeling bad.


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[Assistant] This kid this man just lost his daughter to cancer.


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[Assistant] So it's the old deal, but now, you know, and it's the thing about weak and strong.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, like I said, life's going to happen and then you're going to have to deal with it.


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[Assistant] Yep. Okay. And I think that's the reason they were the greatest generation. They dealt with it.


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[Assistant] The Bible even says that. If man won't work, don't feed him. That's right.


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[Assistant] That's just common sense and what we're discussing there is common sense and that's becoming a rare thing in our human race. Common sense.


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[Assistant] Not only for you, for your community. Yep.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause the generation, greater generation was, you know, I grew up as a child.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm a teenager, I'm gonna act up and do something stupid. Well hey, if a neighbor sees me, he'll grab me and whoop my tail.


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[Assistant] I just caught Silas hacking up and I tore his butt up with my belt. Well, guess what dad's gonna do.


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[Assistant] He's looking for his belt and he's fixed to tear my butt up. Okay. Cause you didn't act up in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] No, no, I had a guy in the military and like when it happened, it just, it bothered me that, you know, he said me and my dad had a fist fight the other night. I'd have lost that. And I said, you and your dad had what? He said, duked it out. And I said, it wouldn't make any difference what my dad done.


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[Assistant] That would never enter my mind to raise my hand to my father. It wouldn't even, it's not there.


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[Assistant] Cause number one, he'd kill me. Cause I like breathing. I like breathing. Number two, no, I respect him too much to that's so foreign to me.


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[Assistant] Every time that's one of the things that I told my children, I said, you can stomp on old dad and do him wrong. I said, but if I ever catch you doing her wrong, I will hurt you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like a red, red, red, red, red, red, red fox. We're talking, Hey, I brought you in this rock. Take you out.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. But hey, you can fight with it, but you can fight with me. But don't fight with mama.


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[Assistant] She's the one that brought you in this world. Yeah, you better, you better show due respect.


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[Assistant] Well, man, Mark was talking about that earlier, you know, when he was here with the babies, he's entering fatherhood.


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[Assistant] I can't see that. No, I can't see that. I can't see that, Paul. That's fine print. That's fine print. That's like a contract lawyer's drawing. Fine print and you can't read it.


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[Assistant] Uh-oh, not Caculac, baby. Good country. Good country. Five years over there. Fort Bragg.


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[Assistant] I'll fix that. I'll give you some medical advice on the SIG on, on tobacco. It's not good for you. Okay. Trust me. I smoked for 20 years. Okay. And I've got, I'm paying for it now. I've got COPD, which is bad lungs medically do not do it. Okay. But will it send you to hell? My opinion is, well, let's see, you know,


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[Assistant] I'm trying to learn to play the guitar, and I've been told that'll send me to hell.


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[Assistant] Y'all look, the almighty got in his Bible and his word. He had a man that made string instruments.


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[Assistant] Okay, so look, I think the almighty and the holy spirit and the son, they all love music. Okay. Cause that's one of the, I use it when I preach. Okay. And so I'm going to give you an example.


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[Assistant] A man comes up, walks on stage, he's got a little podium in front of him and he's also got a little plastic stick in his hand and he taps on that podium. He's got 1000 people with different instruments in front of him. He tapped it and here he goes and the music started. He cuts it and talks about, Hey.


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[Assistant] Third chair fiddle, you're playing a D when you should be playing an E.


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[Assistant] The man is listening to one thousand instruments, all different, and yet God gave him the ability to distinguish


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[Assistant] Between what note they're playing on all these instruments. So look, it's not gonna send you to hell.


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[Assistant] It'll make you feel good, make you feel sad, make you feel bad, whatever you want to say. You know, it's emotional. But hey, it's not gonna, you know, smoking a cigarette is, hey, look, you might smell like hell.


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[Assistant] The Bible has never said, as I said just now, hey, don't be drinking beer. That's gonna send you to hell. The Bible never said that.


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[Assistant] The Bible said, hey, drink a little wine for thy stomach's sake.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause you, I, again, we're lacking the, the human race is.


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[Assistant] Common sense is a rare thing nowadays. It's rare.


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[Assistant] Okay, so hey, look, with all this stuff, God gave you a wonderful brain. Use it.


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[Assistant] Use a little common sense and plight. And I, that's specially true with religious stuff. Use a little common sense in it.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause here's the deal guys and ladies. Okay. Your desires. Okay. If what you're dealing with here.


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[Assistant] Whatever you desire, if you overindulge in it, that's what will send you to hell.


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[Assistant] The Lord's given us a lot of great things. We've got freedom. Jesus came to give us life and to give it, not just life.


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[Assistant] But to give it abundantly, overflowing with good stuff.


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[Assistant] Okay, but it's gotta be under God's umbrella of marriage.


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[Assistant] Put a ring on her finger and love her for your entire life. And let her love you back.


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[Assistant] And the greatest generation did that to the fullest.


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[Assistant] You know, it's always a given that you want a relationship with Jesus, so now you can say what else.


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[Assistant] I have. For two weeks, me and my wife, and we love it.


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[Assistant] In a, in a giraffe race. In a giraffe race.


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[Assistant] Willie? I need to say. Ralph Rice and hi. Well, you look, you're going to have. Oh.


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[Assistant] Is this something that y'all use growing up in your family?


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[Assistant] There's a list of things that it takes care of.


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[Assistant] She put it on Titan. No, no, that can't be wrong. Okay, eat your breakfast, son.


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[Assistant] That's the funniest thing is we would record it every Wednesday night and after church we'd get home we'd watch it. Well, Si would come over. Okay boys, what's going on?


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[Assistant] I said, Sal, we watching Duck Dynasty, sit down and watch it with us. Ha! I'm going. I don't want to watch that junk. I have to live it every day. And he walks out. I'm going. You know it's funny. He wouldn't watch it.


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[Assistant] Inside, people don't know it, but you like to brick your pizza.


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[Assistant] Tell them about when you landed and you went into that airport in Alaska. Was it Alaska? Oh no!


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[Assistant] Who's phone ringing? Oh, put him on. Who is it? Bill Dance. Is it really? That's what his caller ID says.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he text me all the time. He caught a crappie and thought of you. Godwin, did you ever think Bill Dance would think about you?


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[Assistant] How many mornings do you watch him on TNN? A lot.


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[Assistant] Normally I'm like guy when your phone's ringing cause he don't feel it or hear it.


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[Assistant] Luke Bryan wrote a song about it.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's kind of a redneck freak out moment. Now look, I've been a lot of places where we do a lot of the same expos and stuff, right? And I've sat and talked to Bill and he is...


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[Assistant] Always taking his time out of, whoever comes up there gets a hundred percent from Bill Dance. I don't care if you're that tall or if you're that tall.


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[Assistant] And I've actually, after seeing that, have tried to model myself after that in those situations. Like mate, you got two minutes probably to make an impression on somebody. And that guy right there, Bill Dance is the one who showed me that.


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[Assistant] I think he, was he also the one that told you about never pass a bathroom? Because boy that's a true statement.


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[Assistant] I know it was one of them old fishermen. That one has turned out to be true too. Don't you ever, once you pass 30, don't you ever pass a bathroom. Ever.


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[Assistant] Man, it's, it's wild. We get to do this stuff. Cause like that was my childhood, was waking up on Saturday mornings and watching TNN. The Nashville Network. Like that don't exist no more. The Nashville Network.


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[Assistant] They all got it coming. Yeah, all of them got it. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild, man. It is cool. Yeah, you, you're, I mean, without people like Bill Dance, none of us have a job.


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[Assistant] You know what's legendary? Protecting your family.


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[Assistant] I got a couple of five month olds that are going to eat mama out of house and home or something were to happen to me. So that's why it's important to get life insurance and our friends at Fabric by Gerber Life help make that a lot easier. Cause it ain't easy. So you need help. Well, and it ain't like you got a lot of time either. So if you can do a one stop shop for all things life insurance.


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't you do it? The folks over at Fabric make it that easy because Fabric was designed by parents for parents to help you get a high quality, surprisingly affordable term life insurance policy in less than 10 minutes. And when you got youngins running around, God would remember sometimes 10 minutes all you got like before you got to do something else. I mean.


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[Assistant] They, they keep you on your toes. You got like seven kids now. Si got two with how many grandkids you got? Eight grandsons.


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[Assistant] So I mean, it just, you look up and the day is gone. So you need something you can do quick, easy, and that's where Fabric by Gerber Life makes it, makes it that simple for you. Fabric's new lower prices can mean potentially significant savings over other providers with great quality policies like a million dollars in coverage for less than a dollar a day.


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[Assistant] Look, life insurance sometimes get a bad rap for being complicated, but Fabric makes it easy to apply with its seamless digital experience. It's all online and on your time. And if you need extra support, Fabric's team of licensed insurance agents can answer questions along the way. It takes less than 10 minutes to apply. See your quote and then personalize your quote to fit your family's needs. You could be offered coverage instantly.


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[Assistant] With no health exam required. Look, fabric is part number Gerber life trusted by men and families like yours for over 50 years.


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[Assistant] Protect your family today with Fabric by Gerber Life. Apply in just 10 minutes at meatfabric.com slash duck. That's meatfabric.com slash duck. M-E-E-T fabric.com slash duck. Policies issued by Western Southern Life Assurance Company. Not available in certain states. Prices subject to underwriting and health questions.


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[Assistant] My news also come from the great state of Tennessee.


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[Assistant] So I'm Sierra, your little Debbie girl, because we read her email on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Johnny D, I need you to do a little more research in the email. If this is what it, if all we gotta do is read emails and get treats like this. Look at Si. He does that. He does that all the time. He got his eyes closed. Look at him.


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[Assistant] Side, did you have that knife to cut up, cut that or if somebody tried to take it from you? Do you want a third one?


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[Assistant] And for all you people in the comments that's going to judge us and call us fat rednecks, you're right. It's okay.


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[Assistant] You know, they're full of processed goodness and a little bit of Jesus' tears in here, I can guarantee you.


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[Assistant] If she is, she didn't eat her own snack cakes. Cause she be big, Debbie.


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[Assistant] That's cool. That's kinda like Wendy's in, right? Wasn't that Dave Thomas' granddaughter or daughter or something?


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[Assistant] The old days when you could eat for like four buttons.


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[Assistant] I'll stand by my statement too. Little W's are the one things that don't need W sauce. They are the one thing that does not need W sauce to make it better.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying you don't need it to make it better. Like you do other things. So that's, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, oh man, look, there's an ad for Dollywood on the back of this one. They know their people. What? To dip it in W sauce? Right now? Okay. Pour some in that cup over.


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[Assistant] No, there's a cup behind you that ain't been used. Here we go. Which one you want me to dip there producer Hunter?


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[Assistant] It'll probably, no, that, where's the one on the butterfly? Cause I can just dip a wing in it. See.


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[Assistant] Wow. All but ain't no sugar. You want a shot? Nah.


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[Assistant] Y'all remember when Bill Dan... What's 39 divided by 2? 19 and a half. There's 19 and a half grams of sugar in that.


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[Assistant] But I don't know. I mean, yeah. But you'd have to like talk about like forest wood, like Gavin was saying, founder of ranger boats, um, Ray Scott.


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[Assistant] Hank Parker, I mean, there's just, you know, I would assume that before it's all said and done, Take a Wheeler's gonna be up there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, uh, but yeah, so I mean, there's some big players in it, I just.


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[Assistant] But I'd say Bill is arguably at the top of said mountain though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know anybody, even the egos that drive that, that have a problem with Bill. No. Like they're all like, yeah, he's super cool. Yeah. You think?


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[Assistant] I looked out there, I went fishing that day, I looked out there, I looked out there coming, coming down the pond, I see old white goatee. I said, well look at there, there's Johnny Goblin, he out there too.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's how I knew, I saw that rooster tail coming. I saw a rooster tail coat, uh, with a white goatee. I knew who it was.


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[Assistant] I didn't have to, I didn't have to ask no more questions, I just stood up there doing this. And then he finally saw me and he, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] Did he ever do like Adam LaRoche would do and have that strained oblique, you know, right?


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[Assistant] Because Adam, playing baseball, one of our owners of our sister companies, he would always pull something on baseball season and hunting season.


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[Assistant] Not in Knoxville. Knoxville on up the road a little piece. Is it? About two and a half hours up the road.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time in that state. Tennessee long. It's long. Ain't very wide, but it's long.


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[Assistant] Oh man. So what, uh, what, Gavin, you got anything coming up interesting? You going anywhere? I'm going to the...


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[Assistant] Miss you guys expectations of us. Y'all get mad when we got like a little gap in there. So we still got two a week coming.


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[Assistant] No, it is weird to go out and no longer hear Duck Dynasty references and hear podcast references. That is bizarre.


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[Assistant] Style reruns. Wait, which one's PBS, Planet Earth or Nature? Nature. Nature. No new natures. It's weird that I knew that so quickly.


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[Assistant] 228. 228. Hard to believe. But we want to make sure that we get them there for you, so that's why we're all here. It's a little pre-recorded. It's fine.


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[Assistant] I requested a window, that got shut down, so they still don't want us to know what time of day it is out there.


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[Assistant] I have never been in an office and I've been in a bunch of them here that had a window.


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[Assistant] I mean I'd like to go there, you'd probably catch one off that point.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't think there's gonna get, is it? Maybe. You have a color in mind?


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[Assistant] Wrong. You need to choose a different hero.


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[Assistant] Hey, had a very similar instance here. Had a couple of our guys last week say, man, you know, we've been here a while, what do you think?


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[Assistant] And I was like, well, the only reason you haven't until this point is because the whole time you were here, you told me you were leaving. I said, so I've just been waiting on you to leave.


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[Assistant] I said, if you're telling me you're going to stay, I'll invest more in you. I don't mind investing in our employees, but the whole time is, I'm just going to be here six months. I'm going to go teach school in Japan. I'm like, okay, cool, man. I want you to, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] So you got your one here and you know, now you're saying, well, I ain't going to do that. I'd like to stay here. Perfect. Let's do it. Let's roll. So, you know, I asked for it, man. The absolute worst thing that can happen is them say no. And then you got a decision to make. Do you stay there or do you go somewhere else?


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[Assistant] I don't get offended, you know, as being the general manager here when somebody asks for a raise because in their mind they've earned it or they think they should. It can't just be time served.


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[Assistant] Like, you've been here three, that doesn't mean, what are you doing? Like, are you doing more than?


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[Assistant] You deserve it. In my opinion, I don't know what you're doing, but like if that is, if what you outlined is true.


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[Assistant] You should be compensated. Not double, not, not yours plus theirs, but like time and a half probably, so whatever. Yep. There you go. Get what you deserve though.


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[Assistant] Ain't there somewhere in the Bible where Paul says something like, I don't care why they spread it, as long as they spread it?


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[Assistant] I didn't, there was a lot of stuff, a lot of neat stuff, but it was, I was staying pretty much in that crappie magnet booth. It was pretty, pretty hip.


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[Assistant] I was about to say, you, every, now I can't. There wasn't, there wasn't many people. Well, I think there was more people there this year.


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[Assistant] Hey look, I'm, I'm what, five days out, so.


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[Assistant] Alright, went good. Went great. Okay. We done, uh, where you been the first two minutes?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, did you win? No, I can't hit that thing. I'll just go up there and whack it.


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[Assistant] I golf once a year, top go, right before I catch.


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[Assistant] I did see one one time. A black panther? No, he wasn't black, he was deer colored. A rabbit come out in a shooting lane.


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[Assistant] And run down it and run in there like that. I just noticed it run in the woods. And about a minute after that, I said, good grief, I just seen a python.


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[Assistant] Why would they have a sanctuary for monkeys and tree pole? It's a chimpanzee sanctuary.


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[Assistant] You ever planted golf balls to see if they turn out to be back balls?


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[Assistant] Wait, what? Time out. No, we ain't glancing over that. Do what? Run that bone? Plant, you plant golf balls. Yeah? And hope it turns into a golf ball. And they grow up in the baseball.


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[Assistant] Big brothers, big brother things big brothers make you do. Your big brothers make you do anything?


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[Assistant] I can't eat many cookies no more. I can't eat sweets much no more. Why? God, look.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I took some blood work for, you know, annual blood work for my


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[Assistant] I went to ICAST and I was at ICAST and my doctor called me at ICAST. So how old are you now? I'm going to be 60. 60?


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[Assistant] That was good, till I went to Highcast.


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[Assistant] I think you might have had it before then. Wow. You just found out. She called, she said, your sugar was like something. I forget the number. She said, I'm gonna do a three month deal. She called it something.


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[Assistant] Hey look, there's a piece of metal in there sticking in my arm. So this, that doesn't sound fun.


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[Assistant] Like it ain't even there. I gotta take some shot every week.


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[Assistant] Well, my mom was uh... I diagnosed him on that.


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[Assistant] She was insulin dependent, but uh, I guess I got it. Oh, a little bit of genetics. Why did it wait this long?


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[Assistant] They gave me a bunch of books to read and she said you need to well that charts it when I do that. I don't know how many times I'm supposed to do it. But it's been in the green all day, so.


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[Assistant] Go low. I, what? It's in the green. He said if that air punch down, you need to eat something.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I never, I don't feel funny.


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[Assistant] I mean, I hadn't, I wouldn't have. You sure look funny. You look funny. Well, I mean, I don't know, you know, when you get a cut, you hurt and bleed. Well, hey, there you go. I didn't know I had nothing.


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[Assistant] You gotta watch these herbs. Kinda depressed. Can't eat no more caramel cakes.


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[Assistant] Honey buns. Well, I mean, maybe you just dial it back.


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[Assistant] I ain't told her yet. Uh oh. Oh my word. I told her that uh, I told her they think I might have diabetes and she said, you're falling apart.


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[Assistant] Oh, your diet fixed the goat. She'll have me running. She got, you know, she'll, she's out there walking in the cemetery, that arm slinging group, you know.


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[Assistant] You believe in ghosts? Well, you know, in Luke, when Jesus went up, I mean, all them disciples run up there in that upper room.


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[Assistant] And when Jesus appeared, he said, don't be scared. A ghost don't have flesh and bone like you see.


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[Assistant] Fish fry. You make. And that ain't the first time. That was the second time. That's right. But now you may have to go on like baked fish. That's fine, I like that too. That's good. I'll make me some fish dip.


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[Assistant] You know them batteries that you get and you got on your dear stand and your phone goes down, you plug your phone in.


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[Assistant] Won't you just plug that thing into itself, it won't never go down.


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[Assistant] But when you're not, but when you don't, when you're not got it in your phone, well there's two ports.


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[Assistant] It's AJ, he wanted to know, he, he, look, he got your tea, tea glass. Oh, he drew a tea glass.


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[Assistant] I would say, I would say it'd be white and it'd be two and three quarter


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[Assistant] I'm not in the three pound club. Two and three quarters. Two and three quarters is really close. The biggest crappie I've caught was a black crappie. Oop, I missed the species. But they were close. One was 190 and one, the black crappie was 290 and the white crappie was 286.


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[Assistant] He's close. Not in the three pounds. He's close. Me neither. I had a guy the other day.


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[Assistant] They've caught some out of Darbong, a few three pounder. But if you want a three pounder, you need to go to Grenader.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Might be. Hmm. But it's been steady so far.


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[Assistant] You got diabetes, or the kind I got I guess, there ain't no


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[Assistant] Maybe with a little exercise and diet, I can get my medicine.


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[Assistant] That's why, that's why aliens don't visit us. What? We're just a one star planet.


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[Assistant] What's the hole for? That's what I want to know. In case I didn't wake her up.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go, Michael. Now that was the weirdest thing somebody asked me to sign. What? This woman come up to me and ask me. Vookie? No.


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[Assistant] She asked me to sign her foot, so she took it off and gave it to me.


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[Assistant] There you go. There you go. That's the best of both worlds. What? What are you talking about?


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[Assistant] Keep, that's all you can do. Keep paddling. It gets better. You just gotta, you gotta work your tail off while you're young. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I did it, it took about ten years, but we finally come out of it.


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[Assistant] I feel like we're getting ready to bury Si. No, no, Si's gonna get this surgery and he's gonna feel 20 years younger.


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[Assistant] So Murray, let me tell you something that you might not know about the podcast.


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[Assistant] So Sy comes up with a bunch of crazy stuff and then we fact check him and most of the time he's right. You know?


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[Assistant] So I'm going to tell Murray just cause he don't know. So we were talking about what is known as manageable. We were helping somebody with a situation, you know, who had written.


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[Assistant] And then I said, I don't remember where I learned that some of my schooling or training or something. I don't remember. So I typed in Google who said what is known as manageable and then it said.


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[Assistant] Syrenity Uncle Sy, and it showed the page number.


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[Assistant] And where it was. Uncle Si said, what is known is manageable.


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[Assistant] You know, yeaah. Cause Stone can sound a lot like Sire, especially on, when he was reading on.


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[Assistant] That may be why I accidentally shot one down at Phil's and never got invited back.


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[Assistant] Oh, you shot the mojo? You shot the mojo? You shot the mojo? I said it could have been when I shot the mojo. I got a question for Murray. I've known Murray for years and years.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Mary, have you always been an inventor? Uhm, what, I mean, since you were young or what? Just interested in it?


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[Assistant] So I don't know if you know this either, Martin, but in the newspaper was a picture


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[Assistant] Of Murray flying in the air in his contraption that he built.


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[Assistant] Did you have a parachute in case something went wrong? No.


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[Assistant] You know what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to keep these two guys apart away from the show. We are.


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[Assistant] Can I help you with something? Hey, you ain't got a battery, do ya? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got one in my treadmill. Ya'll gonna be using that? I need to build something. I need a battery and a deco.


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[Assistant] Murray, how many of, how many of, when we see a meteor shower, cause I mean, from time to time you can go out and watch those. Do a lot of them make it to the planet?


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[Assistant] I skipped the socks and just put on Shoo Shoo.


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[Assistant] If you're obsessive compulsive, then you have to do...


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[Assistant] It's gotta be equal on both sides. You know what I mean? If you burn your hand on the left one, you gotta burn your right one.


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[Assistant] You know, if you put on your left sock, you gotta put on your right sock. You can't help it.


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[Assistant] What happens if an emergency happens and you got one shoe and one sock on and you got another shoe? You'll never make it. And somebody's banging on the door. You'll never make it. Uh-uh. You run into the wall. You're going to the lift.


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[Assistant] And I would also add, don't shoot until somebody says cut em. Why would you say that, Phillip?


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[Assistant] But it's not a superb transition out. When, when you're in,


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[Assistant] You're responsible for a lot of things. You're trusted with a lot of things and people are checking on you and counting on you. And when you're out, it's just not a smooth transition out where you're.


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[Assistant] Where you're used to coming back, and so, you know, it's a hard...


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[Assistant] I guess it's a hard atmosphere or climate to move back into, I guess. They, cause they train you to go inside, but it's not necessary. Well, no, no, I would say this.


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[Assistant] And you know, I don't know how everything happens, but it is nice that you can cast your anxieties on our Father in Heaven, and Jesus is mediating for us, and we're guaranteed resurrection with the Spirit that lives in us.


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[Assistant] So I can't explain how everything works, but, but I do know this.


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[Assistant] Rejoice in the Lord and you can put your name in this verse. Rejoice in the Lord always. I'll say it again. Rejoice. Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near.


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[Assistant] Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation by prayer and petition with thanksgiving, present your request to God.


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[Assistant] And the peace of God, and this is what I want these guys to know.


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[Assistant] Which transcends all understanding will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.


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[Assistant] And you know, and like Sy said, we do surround ourselves with people that are like-minded. That's why we can come together and we can help each other. And it's like a family. And I've heard Murray say it.


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[Assistant] And when Murray, I watched a video on Murray on YouTube or something, and he told his wife Sheila, and they've been married 51 years, and we're so proud of them. Congratulations. Take those flowers with you, like Sy said, from Flower General. But uhm, but he said, Sheila, are you okay with being


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[Assistant] You are the happiest, most go lucky person I know. You really are.


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[Assistant] But in every picture somebody takes of you, you're never smiling. What's the problem? You trying to be Clint Eastwood and Bozo all at the same time? I mean, I don't really know.


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[Assistant] Okay, look right there. There's your picture on the wall. What are you doing?


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[Assistant] It's time for Tommy John. I mean, that's all it is. In Tommy John underwear, you're that much more comfortable so you can do everything better. Name a problem with underwear that other underwear have. Tommy John solves it. I don't know what to tell you.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, Tommy John's breathable lightweight fabric has four times the stretch of competing brands. They come with a no wedgie guarantee thanks to a non rolling waistband and legs that never ride up.


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[Assistant] They feature a horizontal quick draw fly, so hunting season, you getting to buying?


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about. It is, they are fantastic. I love them. Hey, we all do. Plus everything is backed by Tommy John's best pair you'll ever wear or it's free. Guarantee.


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