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[Assistant] Have these specials, uhm, I'm aware of the specials, I know they come into play eventually.


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[Assistant] I think I would kinda rather wait to potentially watch them in like, release order. So whenever they released, you know, I kinda wanna watch them.


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[Assistant] I know there's like, you should watch the mirror, cause that's where it fits in, but-


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[Assistant] I also know there's potential spoilers for other things.


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[Assistant] Even though they're supposed to, like, story-wise go a certain point. So I think I'd rather wait for a release order to watch them. So like, uh, one is Shanghai. I don't know if that's the first one, but like,


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[Assistant] Uh, like Shanghai, I believe is like supposed to take place between like season two, season three.


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[Assistant] But, there's like a spoiler I was told for like-


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[Assistant] To be safe, we're just gonna watch specials for whenever they actually released. As long as it makes sense and that works. So.


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[Assistant] That's my plan. If I end up changing it, I'll let you guys know, but I think that's just the best way to go about them. So don't y'all worry though, because we're still finishing up season two.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much for watching. I deeply, deeply appreciate it. I really love watching Miraculous. I'm so glad we are getting to watch Miraculous and we're making progress. I really, really enjoy it. It's been so dramatic.


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[Assistant] And I really have a fun time. Like, every time I sit down to record them, I have a very, very fun time. And that micro all y'all makes that so much better! And so does Luca.


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[Assistant] It got me. I really like it got me too. Like, after that, like, I never hesitate line. Oh, that line just like got me. I was like, oh, oh.


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[Assistant] I'm excited to hopefully see those characters more, maybe this season? Maybe third season? I don't know, we'll see, but.


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[Assistant] I had so much fun. I hope you guys did as well. Please remember if you like this video to like it, share, subscribe, comment down below. Let me know what you guys thought about this two-parter. And of course everybody, I will see you all later. Bye!


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[Assistant] Oleg and I are about to head over to Camp David to watch some Nightblade. Yep. You down? Yeah, I'll


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[Assistant] Ooh, I guess we'll need new duds when we get there, huh?


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[Assistant] Hey, why don't you come with us? We can go to other worlds on our vessel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta look funny. Like us.


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[Assistant] Name's Goofy. I'm Sora. All for one, one for all.


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[Assistant] We're outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling? Muddling! Oh yeaah, and that's against the rules.


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[Assistant] Zoro, look what we found! Look at this! Ho ho ho ho ho!


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[Assistant] Hey! Sora! Are you okay?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, I think that big ol' whale monstro just swallowed us.


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[Assistant] And for today's weather, expect showers!


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[Assistant] Hey! Sora! Are you okay?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, I think that big ol' whale monstro just swallowed us.


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[Assistant] And for today's weather, expect showers!


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[Assistant] Now just remember what Donald said to ya. No frowning, no sad faces.


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[Assistant] The king told us to go out and find the key bearer, and we found you, so as long as we stick together, it'll all work out okay. You just gotta believe in yourself, that's all.


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[Assistant] Oh, well I know the king told us to follow the key and all, but...


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[Assistant] Now let's go and seal that big keyhole! Sora?


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[Assistant] This is a heartless world, so maybe it'll just disappear.


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[Assistant] Hey, Pluto! Where have you been? Huh? Hey! Gawrsh, that's the king's seal! Hey, have you


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[Assistant] Jimmy Smiths, Sally Spencer, Gordon Thompson, Joan Van Aerts.


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[Assistant] The award for prime time actor and the legendary star in the third annual soap opera awards continues. Nutritious.


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[Assistant] The Primetime Super Couple and the Leading Actress next on the Third Annual Soap Opera Awards. Available at Macy's.


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[Assistant] 254 West 31st Street, New York, New York 1001. Include your name, address, and telephone number. Soap Opera Digest will determine the winners in a random drawing of all correct entries received by January 31st, 1987. The grand prize winner will win a spectacular soap opera cruise for two.


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[Assistant] Other prizes include VCRs and 19 inch color television sets. Copies of the rules are available from Soap Opera Digest. Void were prohibited by law. Remember, name these props and send in that postcard. Now, back to Kevin and Susan.


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[Assistant] For decades, China's been a global dustbin, taking huge quantities of our rubbish and recycling it.


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[Assistant] Uhm. Good timing! Gimme a hand, will ya?


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[Assistant] Move that pedestal over there for me? I gotta spruce this place up for the game!


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[Assistant] And I got my hands full preparing for the games. So run along, pipsqueaks.


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[Assistant] Heroes are coming from all over to fight ferocious monsters right here in the coliseum.


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[Assistant] Afraid not! Why not? Two words!


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[Assistant] Thus I do hereby dub the Junior Heroes and confer upon the full rights and privileges to participate in the games. Further... Hey, what do you mean Junior Heroes?


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[Assistant] You rookies still don't understand what it takes to be a true hero.


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[Assistant] There ain't gonna be any games for a while. Gotta clean up the mess from that last battle first.


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[Assistant] I still can't believe that Squirt actually beat Cerberus.


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[Assistant] As Harley stated, this is a special award, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm looking for someone. Hades promised to help.


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[Assistant] I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired.


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[Assistant] I fell into darkness, and I couldn't find the light.


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[Assistant] Hillary Bailey Smith, Margo on As the World Turns, and Robin Strasser as Dorian on One Life to Live. John, would you do the honors?


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[Assistant] But the boy is a problem. He found one of the keyholes.


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[Assistant] Agrabah is full of holes for rats to hide in.


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[Assistant] But why worry about Princess Jasmine? With her or without her?


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[Assistant] Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.


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[Assistant] A lantern. Where might I find this street rat?


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[Assistant] Jasmine, allow me to find you more suitable company, my dear princess. These little rats won't do you see.


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[Assistant] Ah, the boy who holds the key.


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[Assistant] Setting your sights a little high, aren't you boy?


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[Assistant] So sorry, boy. I'm afraid your second wish has been denied.


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[Assistant] And now, I bid you all farewell.


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[Assistant] You know, the 4th of July is always a bit of a somber experience for me, and I-I don't want anyone to feel, you know, like I'm just moping about all day, uh, but the 4th of July is oddly enough the, uh, the day that my dad passed away, so whenever I get to,


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[Assistant] Uh, the 4th of July. I-I-I use it as an excuse to, you know, look back on my life. And I know I use a lot of excuses to look back on my life, but this one in particular, you know,


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[Assistant] Cause some people don't know this. I had a life before I was on YouTube. Isn't that weird? I existed long before that. I was a nerdy dopey kid all through school. Everyone didn't like me at all and I had no friends.


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[Assistant] That's actually a lie, I had lots of friends. But, uh, just yesterday, I was looking through old pictures that I had on Facebook, and, you know, I was just kinda trolling through, uh, the years of Baby Markimoo, and it was a fun time to see, like, the nerd that I was. If I was, if I was looking at me back in high school, I would've like,


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[Assistant] You know, stay grounded to, you know, the person that I've become now and, you know, stay grounded to how far I've gone and, you know, I-I-I'd always like to think that, you know,


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[Assistant] And you know, what I've accomplished, and at the end of the day, all of that is thanks to, you know, you guys and the support that you've given me.


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[Assistant] And uh, the opportunities that you've given me. And I know, uh, that I haven't been...


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[Assistant] Keeping up with the charity livestreams, I know I haven't been. I'm gonna do one in July, uh, probably right before Comic-Con comes around. It's just that, uh, doing charity livestreams by myself is a slog. It is...


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[Assistant] It's very, very difficult, because when I do a livestream, I want it to be as entertaining as possible, so I'm hoping to either have some friends over for it, maybe Bob and Wade, I don't know, they're very busy, so I know.


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[Assistant] The memories I had of doing charity livestreams in my mom's kitchen. It was just good times all around.


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[Assistant] You know, I, I, I know that I owe it to you guys, but also, and not to make an excuse, but this, these past two months I've been unbelievably busy because I've been trying to do, uh, everything that I've already been doing on YouTube.


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[Assistant] You know, I've been taxed heavily. You know, my energy has been spent in a lot of places, but...


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[Assistant] Oddly enough, I've been very happy. It's interesting to see, because I do read comments and I do keep up with you guys. I just don't always respond, but it's good to see the response, because people have been...


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[Assistant] People have been noticing, you know, you know, I've, uh, videos have been, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, you can see the state of being that I am, and people notice when I'm tired, and people notice when I'm sad, and people notice, you know, when these things are going on. And, uh, it's always interesting to see that feedback come in live. And some people obviously are wrong about their interpretation, but most people are right.


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[Assistant] But things will get better soon and I am going to Comic Con and now that I've said it out loud, I think that's what I want to do. I want to go back to Cincinnati.


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[Assistant] Possibly. I can't exactly volunteer him for that. I have to ask him first. That'd be a really shitty thing for me to do as a friend, uh, to just volunteer him up for that. Uh, but, you know, maybe, maybe I'm doing that anyway. Hey Wade, you wanna do a charity livestream back in Cincinnati with me? That'd be pretty cool, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, I'm gonna be doing that. So, uh, if you can write down the comments, suggestions for what the next charity should be, uh, please let me know. And, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, just, just thank you guys. I hope you have a wonderful holiday. I didn't really have a main thing that I wanted to talk about, but obviously I was rambling and I filled up a few minutes anyway. But just, you know, thank you guys so much. And, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take the day to try to, you know, connect with my family again and, you know.


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[Assistant] Make sure that they know I care about them and make sure that they know.


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[Assistant] And, I just want you guys to know that if, if, if me, if me am doof, and me am can't do this,


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[Assistant] Then UM can do too! UM be success and do your things! And it's just like, I tried to say that silly because it's a cliche when I say it at this point, you know, that I believe in you guys and that I truly honestly believe that you guys can do whatever you put your minds to. But it's true.


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[Assistant] You know, it's true. I-I do believe in you guys. And I-I do believe in you guys, and I-I'm grateful for you guys watching what I do.


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[Assistant] And I believe in what you're doing and I believe that, you know, together this community can do something really good.


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[Assistant] So anyway, I'll, uh, I'll leave with that, cause hopefully, uh, those words made sense and, uh, I'm only gonna make a fool out of myself the longer I talk. So, uh, just thank you guys so much for watching. Say bye, Chica. Chica Chica? What you looking at? You looking at me? Oh, you have such pretty eyes. But, just thank you guys so much for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video.


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[Assistant] Aisha! Behind you! Connor! Help! Ooh! Ha ha ha ha! Ow! Connor! Help! Are you wanna? Come here!


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[Assistant] Aisha isn't here. We have to get to her house.


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[Assistant] Tonight, it is my privilege to present the special primetime editor's award to an outstanding actress who is celebrating her 50th anniversary in the business, Miss Jane Wyman.


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[Assistant] Jane started as a radio singer and chorus dancer, then got her acting break in playing in Bee Pictures, where she often supplied the comedy relief. Now I ask you, can you imagine Angela Channing providing comedy relief?


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[Assistant] Our Jane eventually went to more substantial parts where she usually played the heroine's trusted friend. I wonder if they trust her now.


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[Assistant] That film was the beginning of Better Pictures, which led to four Academy Award nominations. Her first was as the strong frontier wife in The Yearling, then later as the blind widow in Magnificent Obsession.


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[Assistant] The self-sacrificing nanny in the blue veil and her Oscar-winning role as a deaf mute in 1948's Johnny Belinda.


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[Assistant] It was an exquisite performance in a daring and moving film.


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[Assistant] In the fifties, she entered the world of television with Fireside Theatre, which later became The Jane Wyman Show. In 1981, she made a spectacular return to television as the ruthless Angela Channing on Falcon Crest. The wine country hasn't been the same since.


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[Assistant] In all her roles from these early comedies through the many dramas, the audience senses the skill and genuineness in her performance. She is the consummate actress.


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[Assistant] Thoroughly professional, admired by her peers and loved by her audience. In film, she was at the top of the fan polls and the same is true today in television.


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[Assistant] Soap Opera Digest is thrilled to announce this special award. As a fellow actress, I am honored to present it. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Jane Wyman.


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[Assistant] Right, Flounder? I don't know. There's something weird about them.


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[Assistant] Uh, ha ha ha, uh, what do you mean?


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[Assistant] The Douglas Cummings murder on As the World Turns. The bodies pile up. The list of suspects get bigger than the fat man's lies. John Wesley's ship went psycho. And Julia Pagano went mad altogether. My kind of people.


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[Assistant] The natural flood has wiped out the town of Henderson on search for tomorrow. My kind of disaster.


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[Assistant] Ahem. How you doin' there? Lookin' for a way out?


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[Assistant] I'm the answer to your prayers. Okay then, fine, have it your way. But you're stuck in here too, aren't you? Nope, I'm just waiting for someone. Who?


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[Assistant] Great job! So you found Wendy? Hold on, there was another girl there too?


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[Assistant] Just a little bit of pixie dust. There. Now you can floss!


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[Assistant] Oh boy, she's getting steamed again. Do me a favor. Look after her for me, will ya?


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[Assistant] Must have Delta blowed him Dom's authority when the Prometheans turned on him. Gained a lot of followers, styled himself as a forerunner prophet.


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[Assistant] Today's video is sponsored by Tokyo Treat and Sakura Co.


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[Assistant] Along with that, both Tokyo Treats and Sakura Co. boxes come with a different theme every month, keeping things exciting and fresh.


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[Assistant] But along with that, it's also great reading material to learn more about the teas that they sent you, the treats themselves, what's happening in Japan right now. It's a really nice read and I'm actually very impressed with just how much knowledge they can pack in this little booklet each month.


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[Assistant] My favorite thing about this company is the fact that they want to share Japanese culture with the world through


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[Assistant] Snacking! If you're interested in trying Tokyo Treat or Sakurako, or maybe both of them,


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[Assistant] Now that we're done with snacking, it's time to watch season 2 finale of Miraculous Ladybug.


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[Assistant] I'm nervous and excited, uhm, it's called hero's day, which I'm guessing means that we're probably gonna be getting like the B miraculous, the fox, the turtle.


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[Assistant] Everybody's probably coming back here and I'm guessing we're probably going to learn more about the peacock user too that we've been seeing in the opening. So I am very excited to watch. Hope you guys are as well. Please keep in mind, if you want to support the channel, check out my Patreon page linked down below to get access to the full uncut reaction.


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[Assistant] How can she? If she's actually like important.


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[Assistant] Don't lie. Nooo. Please don't lie. Why are you doing this?


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[Assistant] I love- he's such a jerk! He's such a jerk! Yeah, seriously. Oh, I'm so excited for more Laila, like, hater, but so excited for this.


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[Assistant] Oh cool! They're like back again! I love that!


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we need all the help we can get. Can we just like, hand out some miraculouses like they candy? Cause we need to.


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[Assistant] Don't phrase it like that. Don't, don't say it like that. It makes it sound like you're just gonna give it to them.


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[Assistant] I love that we're basically just like set up to just start running in the next episode. I actually really, really enjoy that fact. I'm nervous though. We haven't seen the Peacock Miraculous be used yet.


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[Assistant] Even though it's in the opening and someone has it?


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, when the episode started, I thought Natalie was gonna get it just because he like, you know, kind of turned around. He's like, Natalie was in there. I just thought Natalie would get it, but apparently not. So, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm definitely interested to kind of see, uh, how our fight will go down.


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[Assistant] Obviously, uh, Alia and Nino will be able to work off each other, which is really nice. We have, uhm, our, uh, Queen Bee.


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[Assistant] Who, I, I say it wrong every time, okay? Isn't it like Queen Wasp or something? Whatever. Uh, Chloe, who,


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[Assistant] Might get in a little bit of trouble for us. And along with that, I'm curious, like, Volpina was just kinda booped away already. I would assume she'll come back again in this episode, right? Like that was not all Laila got, right? Please tell me that's not all Laila gets. Like, no no, more Laila, I have waited


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[Assistant] I have waited through 23 episodes including that horrendously funny Christmas special just for Lila to show up for 5 minutes and then be gone.


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[Assistant] HELL NAW. GIVE ME MORE VALPINA PLEASE. Okay? I'm gonna be so mad she doesn't come back at all.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeah, so we have one more episode, and then we're done with season two, which is kinda crazy. And then we start, uh, season three.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm definitely excited to, uh, see what will happen. And obviously we have to save the day, obviously. So it'll be interesting to kind of see how they go about this and their teamwork maybe form. Cause I would assume that.


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[Assistant] We're setting up to start having more heroes since there are so many more miraculous. I think this will finally show, uhm,


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[Assistant] Master and Marinette that maybe we can start trusting other people to start helping us fight. I don't think we'll get any more in this episode, so.


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[Assistant] Good job. Good job, Chloe. Nice work.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, I was like, maybe don't call her Chloe. Oh, she knows. But then again, all Paris knows.


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[Assistant] That's so unfortunate. Okay, we're back to square one again. Even worse than square one, we're like negative.


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[Assistant] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Glad it was reflective. Nice, nice. Thank goodness, thank goodness, thank goodness. That's huge to get him out of the equation.


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[Assistant] Wooooow. She looked beautiful.


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[Assistant] I know it's a form of saying hello and goodbye, but like look at all them two freaking out that she did it.


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[Assistant] I was gonna be really upset if like she was only in it for like that five minutes and then like gone. So I'm glad. I'm hopeful that


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[Assistant] Hawk Moth will maybe use her more in season 3. I'm a little disappointed he doesn't utilize her better. But uhm, Mori-Moria? Moria?


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[Assistant] Moor-yura? Moor-yura? Is that how you pronounce that?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was so shocked to see Natalie do that and to learn that.


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[Assistant] The Peacock Miraculous is broken? Is that what he said? Did he just mean like a, oh, it's flawed type of thing? Or is it?


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[Assistant] Actually broken and that's why it's like, can't be used.


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[Assistant] I'm definitely curious, and now I think we kinda have our answer.


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[Assistant] That, uh, Emily, uh, Gabriel's wife, must have been the holder of the Peacock Miraculous and was using a Damage Miraculous. And it was, you know, essentially killing her?


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[Assistant] I'm hopeful cuz I'm so curious to learn more about it. Like I'm so so curious. Uhm, oh my god, she looks so good though that outfit.


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[Assistant] So gorgeous. So gorgeous! I'm definitely, uh...


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[Assistant] Hoping we get to see more of that in season 3, and I would expect that we probably will. Now that Natalie has used it once and they're literally like, Huck Moth isn't working alone.


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[Assistant] So I would assume we will learn more about it. Uhm, or at least I hope.


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[Assistant] I love that we, uh, were able to work together. Things got really grim in this episode, I'll be honest, when like people started getting, uhm, the scarlet.


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[Assistant] On them and basically getting akumatized while having...


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[Assistant] Uh, they're miraculous. It was not looking good. It looked really rough there, like, my anxiety was just rising, like, huh.


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[Assistant] I'm glad we pulled it through, I thought it was really cute and just... I-I loved Adrian's line of like...


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[Assistant] You know what? We need to resort back to what we're good at. Being a duo. That's how we've solved our problems. That's how we'll push through this again.


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[Assistant] And I thought that was just really sweet, cause like, it's true, like, you know, they've been through so much together that...


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[Assistant] And, of course, getting to see the people of Paris, like, rally behind them, like, we know the people of Paris really love Ladybug and Cat Noir, like, we know. We've seen them celebrated before as well. But, like, seeing them, like, rise up and actually be heroes, you know, and, like,


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[Assistant] Take on these, like, gigantic, like, akumatized people was really, uh, inspiring to see. So I really did enjoy it. I felt like it was, uhm,


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[Assistant] It was a nice just like pep up episode to be like, you know?


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[Assistant] If we start giving out more of these miraculouses, I like have faith in the people of Paris that they will, you know, use them for good and be a source of hope.


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[Assistant] So very, very lovely, uh, a really good two-parter, like I was talking about. Um, I like where the first part ended and I like how we like picked up in the part two. It wasn't like this, like.


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[Assistant] Like dramatic, like, oh no, we threw Adrienne off a cliff. Better watch the next episode to find out. It was more just like a, we're prepping up and we're gonna go fight. Like, it felt good. It felt like a good stop for like the part one, the part two. So I liked it, I liked it a lot. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Which then of course begs the question, where will we start in season three?


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[Assistant] Cuz now we have basically introduced ourselves to, uhm, Natalie being


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[Assistant] I'll have to figure out how to pronounce that later, but uhm, we have that. We've introduced that Volpina can come back again.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think we have enough trust in Chloe to keep letting her be Queen Bee. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So, I would assume we will probably start going into that more.


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[Assistant] Cause we still have other classmates that can help us, for sure. Uhm, I would assume we will continue giving them out to our classmates.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause it just makes sense, even though like I have no idea how they don't all know. Though Alia was able to figure it out, so like, applause for Alia.


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[Assistant] But that is interesting that Alia, I know, uh, Nino knows too now, but.


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[Assistant] I wonder what Alia thinks about the fact that like, you know.


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[Assistant] Their classmates, two of their classmates have miraculouses. Like she's gotta start suspecting things. Like my girl, my girl Alia ain't stupid. She's gonna connect the dots at some point. I know she is. Like I get it.


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[Assistant] Alia's probably like, oh, like Marinette would never give a miraculous to Chloe. Like she wouldn't do that. But I don't think Alia's


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[Assistant] Probably not, but that's because she's not, you know, she's not staring at Adrian. She's like, BFFs with, obviously.


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[Assistant] Marinette. So she's gonna figure it out. She's not dumb. I know she'll figure it out.


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[Assistant] So I'm curious to see if she'll ever connect the dots or if Marinette will just tell.


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[Assistant] I'm sure, but I had a really fun time watching these episodes. It was such a treat. I'm definitely excited to continue on and see where we go in season three and what we learn and hopefully we'll get more, um,


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[Assistant] Kagami and Luka, cause I'm very invested in that little love.


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[Assistant] Well, not them together, but you know, Marinette and Luca and Adrian and Kagami. Though I do want Adrian just to be friends with Kagami, but he seems to like...


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[Assistant] He seems to think he likes Kagami, or that he should like Kagami.


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[Assistant] So I'm definitely interested to see how that will unfold and to learn more about Emily too. Like is she, she's dead.


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[Assistant] Like, she is dead, but she's in our basement in like, Mr. Free's like, locker room.


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[Assistant] So obviously Hawk Moth wants to bring her back from the dead.


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[Assistant] And she ended up getting in a really bad state because of the butterfly. Sorry, not butterfly. Peacock miraculous. So.


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[Assistant] I think yes, if he feels safer with it. Why not? Especially with Nipsey. With the Nipsey thing that happened. There's a whole lot of other stuff going on.


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[Assistant] I was doing them too much. I was doing them too much.


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[Assistant] They talk about, they talk about, god damn, sponsor me, man.


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[Assistant] I got this out your office though, so you having that cheap drink and that real shit.


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[Assistant] That's right, we was out there in that hood. Hazard motherfucker, you know you finna go get you one of these.


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[Assistant] Some lame ass, god damn, computer wiz ass full of geeks that be playing that shit, that's who probably better.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, I know somebody that springs shit on 2k for real. Dice and everything, his name Y3. Tman. He from Atlanta.


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[Assistant] Tell em better than that. I'm the king in this motherfuckers. I'm on there.


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[Assistant] Trapping from the stool, locking in stool. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] No, we come through, we come through the airport last night. Okay. Lady put baguettes, chickens on all three of they bags.


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[Assistant] So they try to fake, hide it, take them off, so they get to the door, they don't know the lady following them down there. Ah.


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[Assistant] Man, put that shit right on there. They talking lies, he talking, he getting smart. What you doing out here for man? She just doing her job, man.


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[Assistant] It's just cause I'm from here. I'm from there, not here, man. I'm from there. You ain't from there, so you gonna think it's better. I ain't from here, so I'm thinking it's better. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Make sure everybody around you is stuck up. Everybody gotta be happy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm putting this shit together. I made it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, my little homie. He made him. Told him what to do. I really, I made him because of my idea, but he made him.


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[Assistant] When I learn it, you fucked up. You gon' ever beat me again. Be over with.


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[Assistant] I walk around with a PS4. With every game. With three controls. Case niggas want to get crazy.


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[Assistant] Oh god. And we'll put the- when the interview done, and the interview we'll put the ad with me at the end. Hmm. Him get his ass whooped.


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[Assistant] He on that jet lag doing this. We'll see. You better be fine. I'm not trying to tell you to fuck with me. You better be fine here.


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[Assistant] Ay, man, I mean, I mean, I'm trippin' need to run out with the stuff, man. You gotta put me on a call with your boy. You gotta put me on that, man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, man, he tryna kick me and he didn't get kicked out. He tryna fake push up. Young nigga, by myself, 19.


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[Assistant] Put your head down. Put him down, him down, and him down.


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[Assistant] I tell the nigga who went and told, he a hoe, why he didn't tell me when, why you didn't do all this right here.


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[Assistant] The owner, the owner trying to bring a black boy. Man, you know if you touch me home, then she gonna get wicked.


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[Assistant] In a game, in a bit, in a bit, in a bit. I don't even play.


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[Assistant] I made the slang and everybody started using it.


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[Assistant] We got time to shut, saying shut up. I say chicken we in the a**hole, shut up.


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[Assistant] I did it specifically for him who was just talking with Dredd. He eat hot wings all day. So I said, chicken wing and that whole shit up.


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[Assistant] You gotta tell them cause you don't ever know whenever, ever, you gotta forever tell your boys you love them. You know what I mean? How many times you say it?


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[Assistant] Nah, it's just, it's just, like, I was kind of, love him.


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[Assistant] No far. They love him. Ain't no farther than love him.


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[Assistant] I love when he's ha- wearing his CD, I turn up and-


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[Assistant] I love this shit. I just love everybody from outside winning.


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[Assistant] I'm too, man. We don't have any bedding, man. We ain't got time for all that swimming shit.


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[Assistant] Why you trying to sell out these folks, man? You trippin'. Black, man.


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[Assistant] I'ma take your hoe to the south side, get a hit from the back on the south side. Ooh, ah, Rippy hoe beat without him on there.


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[Assistant] Ah, they dancin', shinin' up your chest shit, man. I don't need all that. Spread up. And I potted them. I potted them on the phone.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Is that what you call him? Yeah, white boy. White boy.


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[Assistant] Little t-shirt, new t-shirt, I wish I had t-shirts in here to show you. Right. Emojis and everything.


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[Assistant] You need a big ass cumin with no drum a piece.


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[Assistant] You guys at least do have no jumpy. You only gotta wear it. You just frame it.


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[Assistant] Veil's down, get her back! Rally up, we just lost Veil!


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[Assistant] So, not that he's an idiot, I'm not trying to insult him in any way, I'm just saying when I do it, I look stupid. Time for the time lapse.


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[Assistant] Blog leader, your antics are definitely gonna get me more views, but...


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[Assistant] Later, my four foot nine arms are very small.


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[Assistant] This is more of a test to see if it's still working. Uh, yeah?


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[Assistant] Probably. Alright, so we're leaving the zoo and we're gonna go, uh, elsewhere. Uh, cause we're in DC and, uh-


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're gonna look at people. And mostly people have just been looking at me, oddly enough. I don't know why. He's doing a lot of this.


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[Assistant] Bob just told me that it's magic hour right now, and uh, this is when lighting looks the best. So, I just turned on my camera so that people could know this fact.


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[Assistant] Okay, these are my friends. Alright, we've been walking quite a while.


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[Assistant] Oh, nice, cool. Well, I'm dead. So, sorry guys. No results soon, don't worry.


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[Assistant] Okay, as always, I'll see you in the next life. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] Thumbs up? Thumbs up. Let's go home and uh, get some food and then not, not worry about being all sweaty.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay, so I didn't like the last goodbye, so I'm gonna do another goodbye. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Green Arrow. What was that? Thunder of the Gods, Flash. Thunder of the Gods. What does that make us?


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[Assistant] Gotham, sort of.


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[Assistant] And a bit disturbing. Yeah, all that yellow is really tough on the eyes.


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[Assistant] And why you didn't ask before yanking us over. We were kinda busy.


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[Assistant] What's with all the security? I mean he already trashed the place.


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[Assistant] Where's Batman? My Batman! He's off somewhere not being a murderer.


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[Assistant] Oh come on Ollie, you know you can't hit me. Wasn't trying to.


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[Assistant] Could be either. We may have jumped to a different dimension.


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[Assistant] Or events in our own timeline have changed and we're in a new, altered present.


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[Assistant] It's worth investigating. Let's you and I check things out here.


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[Assistant] Cal, I know you didn't lose your super hearing. Are you okay with this? With us? Of course.


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[Assistant] I'm going.


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[Assistant] Superman was vulnerable. Probably for the first time in his life.


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[Assistant] I've discovered anomalies. Like tears in the fabric of space time, I got your message. Get to the point.


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[Assistant] Superman doesn't want theories. He needs facts. Why did you come to me with this? Send the coordinates to Flash. He can confirm your theory faster than anyone.


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[Assistant] Luthor sacrificed himself. We won't dishonor him by just leaving.


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[Assistant] He's not like yours. Don't let emotion cloud your judgement.


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[Assistant] You may have bewitched my mother once, war god, but I won't tolerate your lies.


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[Assistant] Why would you have me do that? The conflict will reenergize your magic.


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[Assistant] I would thank you Ares, but that would imply you've done something selfless.


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[Assistant] We are never friends. Our interests align, temporarily.


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[Assistant] Your look betrays your loyalty, Raven. You're Trigon's servant, not Superman's.


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[Assistant] Your army will stand down! They will not abet Superman's madness!


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[Assistant] You stay in Amazon honor. We are to temper man's aggression, not enable it. After Metropolis, Superman showed me the truth.


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[Assistant] Man's aggression cannot be tempered, only quelled. Slaughter the innocent, as Zeus' full topolita, Superman beguiles you.


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[Assistant] That is our way. You lecture me on the meaning of being Amazon? I don't seek to lecture.


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[Assistant] We are to unite the world's people, lessen man's rages, overcome them with compassion and love.


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[Assistant] She has enabled one man to inflict his rage on an entire planet.


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[Assistant] Let him be consumed by his darkest passions rather than extricate him from despair. Sisters, let us return to the right side of history.


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[Assistant] Let us enter battle, but as humankind's protector, not its destroyer.


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[Assistant] We are Amazons. We are here to save mankind.


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[Assistant] No, everything will collapse.


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[Assistant] It seems, someone traveled through time and changed history. Just like how you did in the past, right Trunks?


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[Assistant] Anyhow, you must be the warrior Shenron summoned. I'm the Supreme Kai of Time. Nice to meet ya.


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[Assistant] By the way, that bird you saw just now? That's my best friend, Toki Toki.


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[Assistant] This is good. You guys seem quite talented. In other words, I think you two make a good team.


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[Assistant] It seems there are two time travelers, with strange energy, and they're messing with the flow of time. I don't know what they're up to, but I'll tell you what. I have a bad feeling about this.


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[Assistant] They're inhabitants of the Demon Realm. From Hell. In the distant future.


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[Assistant] Toa. She's the little sister of Tabura, the Demon King. And Mira?


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[Assistant] He's a strong warrior that Toa created for her own purposes. Together, they are stealing energy.


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[Assistant] And not just this world, but the entire universe. Nothing will remain the same.


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[Assistant] In the past, there was another who tried to overtake the nest of time and seize control. But luckily, he failed.


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[Assistant] Didn't they say that they'll kill anyone who'll stand in their way?


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[Assistant] Perhaps, perhaps. But anyway, good job you two!


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[Assistant] The fight between those two is starting to change history. But it's too early for this. Could it be that there are others like them who can alter history?


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[Assistant] Trunks, your existence is in jeopardy now. The future is just about to change.


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[Assistant] It's dangerous for you to act now because your existence is ephemeral. However, we don't have much time left. Could you stop those two?


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[Assistant] No, but it can't be. He shouldn't, he shouldn't be able to enter into this world.


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[Assistant] Remember I told you, there was a villain who tried to seize control of the Time Nest. It's him.


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[Assistant] So you helped her back then. So you can get rid of both Mira and Toa. Playing dirty. Just as you always did.


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[Assistant] Worthy? You're worthy of solitude stuck in the cracks of time. How did you even escape in the first place?


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[Assistant] So he was just creating an illusion of himself through his magic. He must still be stuck in the crack of time.


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[Assistant] It is an enclosed space that is separated from the dimension of time. Demigra is supposedly imprisoned there.


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[Assistant] Demigra. He must have attempted to interfere with history again.


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[Assistant] He's trying to distort history so he can bore a hole through the crack of time.


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[Assistant] I can't believe he had such strong power, despite being stuck in the crack of time.


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[Assistant] Well then, Demigra must also be in a hurry to escape from there.


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[Assistant] Well, the only way to dispel the hypnosis is to deal out a hot smoking blow to his face.


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[Assistant] But what's most scary is Demi-Grah's ability to control people as strong as Boo.


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[Assistant] He's an evil sorcerer. I fought 75 million years ago.


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[Assistant] He called himself the Demon God and tried to take away Toki Toki and seize the Nest of Time. To create a world where he could rule history.


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[Assistant] He's too dangerous. We can't let him get out. We need to thwart his evil plans and keep him from escaping from the crack of time.


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[Assistant] He's... imprisoned in the crack of time. However, I fear... I fear he may break out soon.


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[Assistant] We're drawing close to the final battle with Demigra. We can't lose against him. Got it? The fate of the world rests entirely in your hands.


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[Assistant] He finally escaped. Demigra's back from the crack of time.


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[Assistant] Looks like he's ready to fight too. Trunks, please take care of Toki Toki. Help me correct this historic mess.


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[Assistant] I'm going to see what I can do about it. Now, go!


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[Assistant] The jerk demigra swallowed him. We have to get him out!


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[Assistant] Thank you for all your hard work. Seriously, I can't thank you enough.


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[Assistant] We have a problem. I ran into Diana's twin. And someone who looked a lot like Oliver Queen. And Hal Jordan.


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[Assistant] He was right. This isn't what we signed up for. We did our job.


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[Assistant] I can't do this anymore. I'm done. We have a death wish? There is no done. Maybe not for you. Goodbye, Hal.


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[Assistant] Say what you want about Americans, but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for. And these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.


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[Assistant] Nothing like the view of extreme poverty to make a penthouse cocktail party really swing.


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[Assistant] Things had gone from fine to fucked up in about a second, and now there were two idiots at the wheel.


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[Assistant] It wasn't my own safety I was concerned about. Trophy wife or not. I'd said I would protect the girl.


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[Assistant] The great thing about being famous as well as rich is the bad guys know who to kidnap. I had to keep moving. I didn't want to fuck this up more than I already had.


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[Assistant] Look at me, I'm standing in a nightclub, listening to music I can't stand. I'm 5,000 miles from home, I'm armed and I'm drinking. You don't want to listen to advice from me and my god.


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[Assistant] And sure enough, a few seconds later I had some company on the dance floor.


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[Assistant] Get up. Get up. You can't stay here. I need you to lock this door behind me. Get everybody else out of here.


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[Assistant] It was another delay I didn't need. This wasn't looking good. I'd almost lost the boss's wife once this week. Now I was giving them two for the price of one.


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[Assistant] Need to make a quick detour. He's fine. He's right there.


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[Assistant] I'm no expert on hostage negotiations. I know people who are, but they're in America.


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[Assistant] Oh my wife back.


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[Assistant] But this felt different. Maybe fate was sending me a message.


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[Assistant] Trying to tell me my luck was finally about to run out. Or maybe I just severed an artery and was bleeding out like any number of fools who got shot playing with guns. Either way, I was failing fast.


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[Assistant] So this was it. My easy retirement money. My blood-stained 401k. A chance to drink for free while chaperoning socialites around town and making sure the poor people didn't get too close. The brochure sure didn't mention any of this shit.


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[Assistant] Anyone with access to high-powered sniper rifles and trained killers.


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[Assistant] Who the hell had tipped these guys off? I didn't know what to think anymore. This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room.


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[Assistant] Were they cops? You tell me. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Well there goes the money. I always lost the wife and three million bucks. The boss will be giving us a raise at this rate.


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[Assistant] Whoever our uninvited guests were, I was about done playing soldiers.


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[Assistant] Sure, trouble finds us the same way you found me. Slumped in a bar. Drunk on self-pity.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dear old dad, well known drug dealer and murderer. You're nothing but a chump.


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[Assistant] Hey, I lost loved ones on the street. Alright? Family. More than once.


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[Assistant] Gunfire over Hoboken. Felt strange to be at the center of it again. The target, that is. Like an old comedian hearing one-


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[Assistant] So here we were, miles up the Tietan River, looking for what we did not know.


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[Assistant] I don't think we ever had much of a chance. No one told us they had an entire goddamn army.


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[Assistant] Well despite your good fortune, you're still a decent man.


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[Assistant] The real security guards had been run off, paid off, or bumped off. That left us. It wasn't a fantastically comforting thought.


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[Assistant] These clowns were the same guns-for-hire who jumped our exchange at the stadium. Crachapredo, the black badge.


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[Assistant] Were they just looking for another payday or did their business with the Broncos run deeper?


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[Assistant] Come on, don't worry. I got your back. Poor kid was scared shitless. But I thought we'd seen the worst of it.


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[Assistant] It seemed like breaching the perimeter had been no more difficult than storming through the front gates. But hey, who needs a Trojan horse when the alarm is down and your standing army is a dame, a dork, and a drunk?


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[Assistant] Bronco's office overlooked the atrium. I could check in and make sure he hadn't checked out.


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[Assistant] Poor girl was dead. Shot through the head by some hero fighting the rich one lonely secretary at a time.


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[Assistant] I didn't know what the hell I was gonna find up there, but I sensed it wasn't gonna be a stripper bursting out of a cake.


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[Assistant] Of course he was dead. Clean, one shot, a professional job. I began to look for clues.


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[Assistant] There's no way one bomb could have done all this, unless the place was made of gasoline. This whole joint must have been rigged.


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[Assistant] The kid hadn't made it. Fuck. I had to make this corpse-looting coward pay. Getting his gun was more than just expediency.


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[Assistant] Despite his manners, I've done him a favor.


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[Assistant] This didn't look like a room where Rodrigo closed multi-million dollar deals. It looked like a fiery hellhole.


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[Assistant] I understand. Listen, I'm sorry about your loss. Both of you.


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[Assistant] Some guys from the crush of Prado came into the building downstairs, so while me and the security guard were dealing with them...


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[Assistant] An assassin must have come in and executed your brother. I- At least that's how I think it happened.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm a little lost. Perdido? Onde, uh, eh, estu?


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[Assistant] I was a dumb American in a place where dumb Americans were less popular than the clap. If I was gonna find my way out of this mess, I was on my own.


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[Assistant] Nothing, we simply went to hand over some cash to this guy's clowns for a, a ransom exchange when this guy's clowns jumped us and they shot everybody. Apart from you and your boy Passos. That's right. We had to shoot our way out of there.


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[Assistant] I didn't know what to make of what this guy had just told me. What was true and what was just someone else's convenient bullshit.


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[Assistant] I got a gun, and if anybody thinks they're gonna take it from me, they'd be dead wrong.


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[Assistant] Fabiano's market value is falling by the second. I had to get to Serrano before he dumped his stock.


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[Assistant] Perhaps this was my punishment from the fates. Keep reliving the same mistakes for all eternity.


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[Assistant] We'd only been married a short time.


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[Assistant] By now she had been dead longer than I knew her. I still hadn't really forgiven myself for the Mona business. But I knew that was just grief. The insanity that comes with losing the life you had built. Michelle, I missed her with every part of my being.


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[Assistant] I hated the world for not killing me with her. And I hated myself for allowing this to happen to her and our little girl. But I knew I had to leave town.


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[Assistant] Assos had put some distance between himself and the goons. I meant to follow.


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[Assistant] The longer they had us split up, the more chance they had of picking us off.


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[Assistant] My only son. Listen, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] I have to admit, I almost felt bad for the guy.


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[Assistant] Sure, he had lived a bad life, but I of all people knew that living with this grief would be payment enough for any sins.


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[Assistant] It was time to get out of there. Seemed like someone had decided to carry out some impromptu justice on the street life below. I'd failed Roderigo and I'd failed Fabiana.


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[Assistant] Perhaps this was my punishment from the fates. Keep reliving the same mistakes for all eternity.


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[Assistant] These were the same paramilitary cops I had seen executing fools after the failed kidnapping at the party. Nasty business. If these were the guys De Silva was worried about, maybe he had a point.


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[Assistant] Where were they taking them? Did they have Marcelo and Giovanna?


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[Assistant] After a couple of hours of lying and shit, you learn to appreciate what you've got. And right now, all we had was each other.


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[Assistant] I was a wreck in Giovanna while I knew what she'd seen no amount of drugs or therapy could erase. That kind of pain follows you around forever. A constant shadow of a waste of life. The poor girl had been through enough. We had to find a way out of there.


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[Assistant] Giovanna was calling Passos. I didn't know if this was a good place to hide or not.


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[Assistant] When half the local police force and a crew of paramilitary psychopaths want to send you upstairs, I reason the crowd was as good a place as any. At least when we got shot. Maybe some kind soul would take a video and put it on the internet.


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[Assistant] What the hell were Giovanna and Marcelo thinking going in there by themselves? Guess their plan was no more idiotic than mine, and I couldn't really fault them for losing faith in the Bronco security detail.


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[Assistant] Giovanna was a brave girl. She wasn't giving in. I guess that meant neither could I.


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[Assistant] And got progressively worse. My luck was running true to form. Or rather, I was running true to form.


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[Assistant] Alright, now listen to me. I give you the word, I want you to slam it into gear, full on the gas.


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[Assistant] I was just about to run to the roof when my savior and friend, the man whose unborn child I had just killed for, decided to leave without me.


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[Assistant] I can't believe that bastard just flew off on-


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[Assistant] After everything we've been through, I- I saved his girlfriend's life!


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[Assistant] The dead guys looked like soldiers in one of those Central American guerrilla armies. Pirates with a manifesto. Psychos with a dream. That sort of bullshit.


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[Assistant] See, I didn't think Passos was a bad guy. He didn't need to try to save this woman or the crew.


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[Assistant] I blocked out all my questions. All I thought about was getting to Daphne Bernstein before it was too late.


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[Assistant] I was told it was people who dislike Daphne Bernstein. Something about an unpleasant divorce.


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[Assistant] Right. I don't know, the cops. The other cops. The cops who shoot on sight.


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[Assistant] So you keep saying. Time to find out what was going on here.


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[Assistant] I didn't fancy booking myself in the presidential suite, so I went looking for the basement.


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[Assistant] It was the question I kept on asking myself. How could I have been so blind?


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[Assistant] I was convinced the Broncos had gotten the wrong man for the job, but maybe De Silva was right. I was the stooge. The bad joke everybody got but me.


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[Assistant] Oofay. That deal with the favela was getting dirtier by the minute.


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[Assistant] For all Serrano owed me, he'd paid enough. For now, I had bigger debts to call in.


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[Assistant] It was time to bring this little hellhole to the ground. So I decided to put some of their C4 to good use.


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[Assistant] That was the last of the explosives. I just hoped it was enough to bring down the building. And all the evil ended.


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[Assistant] And hey, I'm having myself a fun old time. Maybe this is how things had to be, figure I.


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[Assistant] Might as well die in the sunshine as die in the snow.


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[Assistant] A proper gentleman. Hm, sure. So you gonna bring him down?


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[Assistant] I'd spent my career dozing off in the briefing room. Now wasn't the time.


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[Assistant] There it was, the tape from the Bronco security system.


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[Assistant] I felt like the avenging angel. I looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper.


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[Assistant] And we were off. I felt like I might be able to recharge for a second.


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[Assistant] Of course there'd be a tram full of goons trying to derail me.


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[Assistant] The smart move would have been sticking with the Sylvan going straight to the hangar. But when was I ever about smart moves? I'm a dumb move guy. Hey Max, we'll drive onto the runway. No thanks, let me walk in the main entrance.


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[Assistant] The further in I got, the more guys I saw. Becker wasn't running a police force. He was running an army. These guys were better trained and better equipped than anyone I'd seen out here. And I'd seen some mean sons of bitches.


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[Assistant] The mission was screaming suicide, but I didn't give a damn. At least I die being a pain in the ass.


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[Assistant] Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death, and I realized they were correct. I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister.


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[Assistant] I know you're right, Marcelo. It's not like I don't have the money.


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[Assistant] I have tried to do business the right way, but that's not always possible.


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[Assistant] Of course I made enemies, but I've also paid a lot of bribes.


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[Assistant] No idea. It's probably that street gang.


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[Assistant] Like when father died. Father had a heart attack visiting a brothel. Yeaah, it was humiliating and embarrassing for sure. But now this is different.


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[Assistant] I had so many plans, Max. Didn't we all? I was born into great fortune.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it feels like I have done nothing apart from being a rich man in a poor country. The men I talk to, they only see money. Not my wife. I am not naive. She does not love me for my body.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I try to be. Maybe I'm just another rich fool. Just like the rest of my friends.


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[Assistant] And the office won't lock down.


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[Assistant] I trusted you. You betrayed me. Who betrayed who?


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[Assistant] I gave you peace. Your peace.


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[Assistant] I'll get the bad guys, no sweat. And I'll make everything right with the Namekian Dragon Balls. But I'll leave Demigra to you.


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[Assistant] Hey there! Are you interested in a little fight with me?


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[Assistant] Thank you lord for this life and on the path that he prepared for me. I remember down bad, it was scarcity. And now rich nigga


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[Assistant] smoking a gas from the earth it oh lord oh lord i'm just giving birth it to a new me reborn bad bitch three torn hold on these bitches a devil she got three horns but no no i think the love for my savior nigga got favor cuz


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[Assistant] You killed my son. You killed my fucking son. My boy.


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[Assistant] No, no. Suppressant. It's called antism. Suppresses the symptoms. Here, sit. Antism postpones the inevitable. Best the GRE could do.


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[Assistant] It's a variation of rabies. There's no cure right now. But you see, I've been running tests on both antizin and infected tissue.


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[Assistant] A colleague trapped in sector zero, where the outbreak first, well, broke out. We've been collaborating via radio.


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[Assistant] Though we would have made more progress if the connection were better.


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[Assistant] Also, if my earlier experiments had borne fruit.


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[Assistant] Hoping some of the infected would eat them, so I could observe and document the results.


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[Assistant] I believe I have heard your colleagues talk about those creatures. Bolters, they call them.


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[Assistant] Apparently they favor certain areas of town over others, but only appear at night.


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[Assistant] You see, a thought occurred to me. A long shot, I realize. But if these creatures favor areas where I left my experimental bait, well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.


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[Assistant] Please do obtain a sample, but it has to be fresh. So you have to get it back to me quickly.


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[Assistant] Uh, Crane, come in, come in. Did you get the samples I asked for? Excellent, excellent. I was just telling Dr. Kempton about you.


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[Assistant] My last bit of reagent here, and a reserved vial of, oh my word.


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[Assistant] Water, water everywhere. Another drug to drink.


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[Assistant] I lead a small group of survivors over in Sector Zero. We call ourselves the Embers. Sector Zero is completely sealed off.


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[Assistant] Crane, the last time I spoke to her, she was at the university. It's due east from here. If what you just said is even a little bit true, you have to find her.


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[Assistant] No matter how many times I watch it, I still can't believe it.


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[Assistant] Crane, before you go charging out of here, we already had an idea of how to send a message.


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[Assistant] We were going to plant explosives in a building and set off fires in a pattern. Something the zombies could never do.


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[Assistant] Trouble is, we got a runner, Michael, over to the right building, but he can't get through to the top floors. Too many biters.


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[Assistant] As much as I hate to admit it, none of the rest of us are strong enough to do this job.


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[Assistant] You need to install it at the highest place possible. That way we'll have the best chance to break through.


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[Assistant] The fastest way is through the sewers. Savy will guide you over the radio. So contact him when you get to the other side. And Crane.


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[Assistant] When you install the app, make sure to set the correct frequency on your radio. Pull this off and the entire world will hear you.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] So uhm, uh,


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[Assistant] Nojumpert, coolest podcast in the world. Today I'm in here with the homie Ruchi. How you living Ruchi? Man, I'm chilling.


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[Assistant] It's 2pm. I still ain't slept. From last night, what were you doing last night? I went to the studio. Oh yea? Yea.


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[Assistant] How the fuck did you do that, bro? I need my sleep. I got eight hours last night and I felt great. I gotta be real with you. Drugs. Drugs, drugs be like that, huh?


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[Assistant] That's one of the best songs on the tape though, I was really fucking with that one actually, and I meant to go do a little investigation, try to figure out what was up with him.


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[Assistant] So, Lebray is right over here. How far down are we gonna drop your head?


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[Assistant] But I don't know, it's like weird shit might happen as people get sorta pushed out of the areas that they grew up around.


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[Assistant] That shit tanks man. You used to like, if you were in the house, nothing was happening. You had to leave the house to get into some shit. Yea, to actually know what the fuck was going on.


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[Assistant] So talk to me about what it was like when you were growing up. What was the house like when you were growing up and like when you started to dip out of the house and sort of make the allegiances with your people out in the streets instead of just your family.


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[Assistant] They can't see it, but yea, we do have your album cover pulled up right here and it shows your pops. Actually, I have that t-shirt that he's wearing, but I got it in gray. I got the gray one. I wore that many times. It's kind of tight, I'm not gonna lie. It's like a rare large. I usually rock XL. I got Meso-Large.


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[Assistant] Wow, so he's back there and do you know what his life is like now?


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[Assistant] Oh, he, he went from there to Mexico. Is he trying to come through? Nah. He chilling.


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[Assistant] That's what's up though, cause like when you, when you are putting out your first major project as a newer artist like yourself, it's kind of like, you, you could go a lot of different ways in terms of what you want to represent and market yourself as. It's interesting to see you come out with something like this where, you know, the average person


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[Assistant] Definitely. Before we even get into anything else though, I just want to ask like, your dad being that he had this street reputation or whatever, how did he go about raising you? Like how did he talk to you about all the shit that you were inevitably getting exposed to?


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[Assistant] That's interesting when you have like a dad who's really with the shits and then a mom who's more conservative. You have the dad basically just instructing the kid on how to navigate around the mom. Like here's how to not get caught.


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[Assistant] Right. Yea, me and my girl were having a conversation the other day because there's a member of her family who's like a 15 year old boy who I guess got caught drinking.


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[Assistant] I'd be scared of the kids smoking weed too though because I'd be scared that he's gonna just get addicted to getting high and getting lazy and not doing the shit that he has to actually do to progress his life because I know what it's like for me where sometimes I'm tempted to sit around and smoke weed all day and not do anything productive. I'd be scared that they would like get into that mentality before they get into the productive mentality of actually doing something with yourself every day.


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[Assistant] We used to go ride bikes there all the time and shit. And I just know for a fact that it was a really nice high school and that it's like probably a totally different clientele than what you were dealing with.


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[Assistant] They just would never ever touch it in a million years, but then you know dudes who are like, like high-key super down all the time, but then never fucking put that shit out there. They would never admit to it publicly or anything, you know?


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[Assistant] Shoreline maybe are like the, the, at the, at the head of like the new generation of sort of LA rap, but then there's a lot of people like you, AZ, Chyke, One Take J, all them, kind of like all coming up around the same time too.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's good. Cause you know, it's like, there'll always be people that come out and like the first couple of songs they put out or the, like, like really if you look at Shoreline, it's like, I don't know how long they were going, but they weren't going for that long before the shit started popping up. You know, some people it just takes a little bit longer. They gotta refine their shit. Cause I'm sure if you go back and listen to your shit from two years ago, you're like, holy fuck, I'm so much better now than I was then.


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[Assistant] I heard it said that you're the only blood that, that is around shoreline enough.


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[Assistant] This should be out here. That's my nigga. Man, he's the homie. He caught case cause of no jumper video, man.


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[Assistant] Man, let me tell you, it was like three in the morning and I posted that screenshot and I didn't fucking think about the fact, because it just said St. Francis and I didn't think about the fact that that's a fucking hospital. I don't know why. I feel like if he put the word hospital, I would have remembered to blank it out, but that fucking slipped my mind. I feel like a fucking idiot.


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[Assistant] He was being so cool about it, I'm like, man, I feel like if you, if you put my life in danger, I don't know if I would be that cool about it.


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[Assistant] I feel like an idiot. Somebody said to me, they're like, you know, I'm surprised that it took Ruchi so long to end up signing a deal going with Empire and doing what he's doing. Do you feel like you waited too long? You feel like now is the perfect time? What was your thought process on signing?


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[Assistant] It's good to be away from all the bullshit, you can just lay your head and not have to think about shit.


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[Assistant] One of my guys lives in Santa Clarita. Oh my fucking God. It's like almost, it's like 40 minutes to get up there and it's so much hotter. It's like you walk out the car and you're like, I'm in Saudi Arabia now.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like your area, like in terms of the local people in Nickel Wood and shit, were they early on embracing you or do you feel like they kinda got in tune because your shit is more popular now?


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[Assistant] I feel like you kinda, like you had this on La Bamba, there's like that whole like sorta like


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[Assistant] That is, that's lit. So what else you got going in the life of Richie at this point? Like what else do you do besides when you're just grinding and hustling? Sometimes the music's shit or staying up all night popping pills. What's the deal?


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[Assistant] No, that's important for sure. Hell yea. You, have you thought about signing artists or like finding people that you wanna, like, people from your crew that you believe might have the talent? Yea, oh.


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[Assistant] White John, he white? Yeah, he's white. His name's John? Yes. That's hard.


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[Assistant] Listen, there's been a lot of like dudes from the hood and shit who at some point in their career found a white boy and then made a lot of money off of him.


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[Assistant] That's, I mean, that's, that's a wide open lane, but it's touchy, you know? It's like, you gotta really be dope if you wanna pop off as a country rapper, I feel like.


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[Assistant] Are you? Is that hard for you when you disrespected the Nipsey after you passed?


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[Assistant] People who knew what was going on, I feel like they all respected him and everything. It was just not, I don't know, but people just don't tend to like gravitate towards shit unless they feel like they have to, you know?


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[Assistant] Jadakiss said back in the day, you know dead rappers get better promotion.


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[Assistant] I'll show you. Wise words. Ruchi, I appreciate you coming in, man.


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[Assistant] What else do they need to know about this project if they want to go check it out?


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[Assistant] Easy. You keep making the bangers, we'll keep documenting it.


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[Assistant] Little by little. That's our agreement. Yes, sir. Appreciate you, G. Thank you. Ruchi. Don't jump her. Inglewood. Coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes. Like, comment, subscribe. Nojumber.com if you want to support.


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[Assistant] I'm Estelle Strongin. I was born on May 30th, 1911.


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[Assistant] Which, uh, if my arithmetic still serves me, makes me 94 and a half.


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[Assistant] I'm what was once called a stockbroker. By 500 each.


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[Assistant] Today we have the rather elegant title of Financial Advisor.


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[Assistant] Alright, buy 500HLX for 82836.


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[Assistant] And I still, even though I'm 94, I still have ambitions. And one of them is to do the job well.


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[Assistant] I was never one of the people to be horrified as the decades passed.


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[Assistant] Except I have to admit that 90 was a little intimidated. I thought 90 meant thee and, and I'm a little surprised that it hasn't.


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[Assistant] My son, uh, who has power of attorney, in case anything happens to me, uh, asked me to sign a paper that would authorize termination in case of hopeless looking condition. And I said, no, I'm not signing that. Uh, there are a lot of cases


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[Assistant] Where doctors have said.


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[Assistant] This patient has three months to live and they've lived 30 years. I don't think that medicine knows everything perfectly and that while there's life, there's hope.


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[Assistant] And it's part of my general optimism, I guess. And confidence that


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[Assistant] If it were that hopeless, my heart would intervene and say, the end. And I'm willing to let it go at that.


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[Assistant] Because they don't want to see their children suffer. And I said to them, I don't care. Suffer.


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[Assistant] That's him! That, that, that's the GRE operative I was telling you about. What's his name? Amir. Yes, yes, Amir Gorashi. What are you doing with a picture of him?


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[Assistant] Now he gets another chance to be the guy who united the country.


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[Assistant] The look on his face, to me, looked like someone who finally understood the weight of the job that he had just won.


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[Assistant] The White House had a debate about whether they should actually go forward with it.


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[Assistant] Vice President Biden was opposed to do it, absolutely opposed to doing healthcare.


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[Assistant] He came into office promising to get out of Iraq. His rise had a lot to do with his opposition to the Iraq war and I don't think, you know, he ever looked back.


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[Assistant] You know, the dark arts of the special forces and the CIA and that would be a major part of his foreign policy. I don't think anyone would have predicted that.


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[Assistant] Once the grand bargain fails, once he frankly is proven


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[Assistant] We have two ideologies in this country, and you've gotta pick one or the other.


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[Assistant] The differences between the two parties, not the similarities.


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[Assistant] In his first four years, he wasn't as successful as I think he promised to be in 2008. There's now one re-election, it's a whole new day, and he's got another shot.


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[Assistant] I ain't too tickled about being cuddled on again.


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[Assistant] An excellent kill. Fortune favors your blade.


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[Assistant] Between this world and a new one, a better place where all might live as equals.


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[Assistant] No! No! Don't touch me! Not again!


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[Assistant] You have, in Obama's case, gone within four years from being an Illinois state politician to the most famous person on earth. And you have confidence in both your judgment about what's the right way to go and your ability to make it go that way. If he was


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[Assistant] Too confident about being able to bring people together.


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[Assistant] One can understand given the way he'd spent the previous four years.


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[Assistant] It really, really grates with most people that our tax money went to support these institutions. And then when the rest of the country was in the worst of the recession, you saw the big traders and the heads of the Goldman Sachs's of the world walking out with these multi-million dollar pay packages.


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[Assistant] What is shorting Bitcoin? Is there a way to make money from Bitcoin even when I think the price is going to drop? And how can I do that if I don't own any Bitcoins? Well, stick around. In this episode of Crypto Whiteboard Tuesday, we'll answer these questions and more.


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[Assistant] Hi, I'm Nate Martin from 99Bitcoins.com and welcome to Crypto Whiteboard Tuesday where we take complex cryptocurrency topics, break them down, and translate them into plain English. Before we begin, don't forget to subscribe to the channel and click the bell so you'll immediately get notified when a new video comes out. Today's topic is short selling Bitcoin.


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[Assistant] Short selling, often referred to as just shorting, is an investment method for making money when you expect an asset's price to drop.


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[Assistant] It's called short selling because you are short, meaning you don't actually have any of the asset you want to sell in order to turn a profit. Keep in mind that neither I nor anyone on the 99Bitcoins team is a financial advisor, and this video shouldn't be considered financial advice.


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[Assistant] The purpose of this lesson is to explain short selling as a tool.


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[Assistant] It's available in various markets and is also available for cryptocurrencies, so I want you to better understand what it is. Basically, shorting works by borrowing an asset, such as Bitcoin, and selling it at its current price. Later on, you'll need to purchase those Bitcoins back in order to repay the person or company from whom you borrowed them.


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[Assistant] Hopefully, by the time you go to buy those bitcoins back, prices will have dropped and you will have spent less money to purchase the assets that need to be paid back than what you received when you sold them.


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[Assistant] Let's illustrate this with an example. Imagine you short sell 10 bitcoins when the price of a bitcoin is $10,000. This means you borrow 10 bitcoins and turn around and sell them receiving $100,000. This nets you the $100,000 while leaving you 10 bitcoins short.


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[Assistant] Now fortunately, sometime after you sell the coins, the price of Bitcoin drops to $8,000.


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[Assistant] You see your chance and repurchase those 10 Bitcoins for a total of $80,000 and then take those 10 Bitcoins back to the person from whom you borrowed them. When all is said and done, using no money or assets of your own, you've made a profit of $20,000. Now hang on, don't go applying for a trading account just yet.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind that when you short sell, the entity that loaned the bitcoins to you can generally require that you pay back those assets at any given time. They are only required to give you a short amount of time as notice. This means you may be required to return the bitcoins before the price has dropped to the desired level.


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[Assistant] Sure, the further the price drops, the cheaper it will be to buy these 10 Bitcoins back and the bigger your profit would be. But what happens if Bitcoin's price were to go up? The maximum profit of a short is limited to how much you'd make if Bitcoin's price were to go to zero, meaning you get to keep all the profit because you don't need any money to buy back the Bitcoins.


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[Assistant] But there's no upper limit to how much you could lose when shorting. Let's talk about that for a minute. Normally when you invest in an asset, your losses are limited to the amount of money you use to buy that asset.


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[Assistant] Say you invest $10,000 in a stock and that stock suddenly collapses and becomes worthless. Well, your losses will be limited to the $10,000 you initially put up.


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[Assistant] When short selling, however, your losses could extend far beyond your initial investment, something that's very important to consider, especially with a volatile asset like Bitcoin. Let's go to another example. Let's say you short sold $10,000 worth of Bitcoin back when the price was only $1,000 per coin.


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[Assistant] But you have yet to repurchase those coins, meaning that you still have to pay the owner back those 10 Bitcoins. Now imagine that all of a sudden, prices shoot up to $10,000, which can definitely happen given Bitcoin's volatile nature.


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[Assistant] This means that the 10 Bitcoins you need to pay back is now going to cost you $100,000.


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[Assistant] And if there are other traders who are in the same type of short position as you are, they'll want to close their short positions by buying back the bitcoins they borrowed, applying even more buying pressure to the market, causing an even bigger price increase. And this is known as the short squeeze.


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[Assistant] As you can see, short selling can be extremely risky. If you're just starting out with Bitcoin, or any other asset for that matter, you'll probably want to avoid short selling until you've gained some trading experience. Now that you know what short selling is, let's take a deeper look at how it's done.


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[Assistant] To short Bitcoins, you'll need to find a trading platform that will allow you to place a short sell order. Today, there are a variety of ways to short Bitcoin. The first option is through CFD trading.


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[Assistant] CFD stands for Contract for Difference. It means that instead of actually borrowing bitcoins, selling them, and then buying them back at a lower price, you agree to just settle on the difference. So in the case of CFDs, you'll get paid the difference if the price drops, without needing to go through all the hassle of selling and then buying the coins back.


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[Assistant] Companies like eToro, Plus 500, and others supply cryptocurrency CFD services that allow you to short sell Bitcoin.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind that CFD trading carries a high level of risk and is really only suitable for experienced traders, as the majority of people trading CFDs end up losing their money.


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[Assistant] If you don't want to use a CFD service, you can short sell Bitcoins through an exchange. Bitcoin exchanges that are geared toward crypto traders offer short selling options, and some will allow for leveraged shorting as well.


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[Assistant] Leveraged shorting means you can borrow more money from the exchange than you actually have deposited there in order to buy the bitcoins you want to short.


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[Assistant] For example, say you have $1,000 on the exchange and you leverage on a 1 to 3 ratio, giving you the ability to short sell up to $3,000, which is three times what you have.


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[Assistant] Leveraging is considered even more risky since if things don't go as you intended, the exchange might close your trade itself sooner than you expected because they know you're using money you don't really own.


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[Assistant] In other words, leveraging magnifies both gains and losses. If you stand to lose more than the $1,000 you've deposited with the exchange, they'll close the position once you hit the $1,000 mark rather than risk having to try to collect additional funds from you in the future.


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[Assistant] Some of the major exchanges that allow you to short sell Bitcoin include Bitfinex and Kraken, and some specialized exchanges such as Bitmex also offer Bitcoin options trading. Purchase of an option grants the ability but not the obligation to trade at a specific price by a specific date.


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[Assistant] If you have experience with options trading, this method might suit you. Otherwise, it's not recommended for beginners. Options are complex, but do allow for greater flexibility and higher leverage. If you want to learn more about the services I've just mentioned, take a look at the links below this video.


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[Assistant] Okay, so when is a good time to short sell? Well, if you examine the Bitcoin price charts, you'll soon realize the truth of the old saying, price takes the stairs up and the elevator down.


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[Assistant] Whereas uptrends take time to build and develop, downtrends tend to be relatively short and sharp.


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[Assistant] However, if you still want to take a shot at timing the market beyond a technical analysis, which is explained on our Bitcoin trading video, it helps to have a solid knowledge of the Bitcoin space.


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[Assistant] Different types of events have different effects on Bitcoin's price.


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[Assistant] For example, there were major price drops following the failure of major exchanges like Mt. Gox or BTCE. Also, news of hostile regulatory actions in major countries such as the Bitcoin bans in China or the SEC clampdowns on ICOs tends to cause the price of Bitcoin to move downwards.


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[Assistant] Changes in the Bitcoin development team, such as the exit of lead developer Mike Hearn for example, has also resulted in price drops. Other examples of past events that dropped Bitcoin's price include the Bitcoin cash fork and delays or setbacks in widely desired upgrades like Segwit or the Lightning Network.


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[Assistant] If you had shorted Bitcoin prior to these events, you would have made a lot of money. So from examining these examples, we can learn some clues for potential shorting opportunities. So does this mean that we can foresee the effect of some event on Bitcoin's price?


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[Assistant] Not necessarily. Some events that many would have believed to cause a change in Bitcoin's price have had no effect at all.


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[Assistant] For example, the failure of darknet markets such as Silk Road or Alpha Bay resulted in much less dramatic drops than some expected. Claims of having unmasked the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, as in the case of Doria Nakamoto or Craig Wright, also resulted in little to no impact.


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[Assistant] Additionally, MediaFUD, which stands for Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt about Bitcoin, has had less and less effect on the markets of late. After nearly 400 Bitcoin obituaries, new reports of Bitcoin's imminent demise aren't given much credence anymore.


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[Assistant] To conclude, short selling, risky though it may be, is actually very common in the trading of stocks and in other financial markets, and increasingly now in crypto. Just make sure you read any rules, regulations, or guidelines for covering any assets you short sell so you'll know exactly what you're getting into.


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[Assistant] If you're just starting out, gain some experience with regular trading before moving into more complex methods like shorting. And as always, never invest amounts you can't afford to lose. That's it for today's episode of Crypto Whiteboard Tuesday. Hopefully by now you understand what shorting Bitcoin is, a way to profit from Bitcoin's price drops.


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[Assistant] Thanks for joining me here at the whiteboard. For 99Bitcoins.com, I'm Nate Martin, and I'll see you in a bit for moving into more complex methods like shorting.