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[Assistant] All I could do was just run as fast and as hard as I could. It got painful towards the end.


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[Assistant] And if you can do that and then take sport socially, uh, to the highest level you can, it won't be breaking records, but nevertheless it could be one of the greatest satisfactions in life.


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[Assistant] Cal's Roy Regals recovered a fumble and ran 65 yards the wrong way before a teammate wrestled him to the ground at the one.


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[Assistant] The reason for all of this chaos? A hockey game.


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[Assistant] I really appreciate what the Montreal Canadiens done for me. Gave me the chance to go. And I want to thank Mr. Corey for all the support over the years.


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[Assistant] Good news is, although slightly deflated, the mascot was okay.


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[Assistant] A hundred pounds landing on maybe more? Hopefully he had some padding.


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[Assistant] Part of the 12-step program is to make amends for the things that you did wrong.


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[Assistant] Every time we play the Chicago Bulls, I kind of run up to Michael and grab him by the shirt collar and say, look, if you wouldn't become the player that you are, I wouldn't be going through all these controversies that I've been going through.


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[Assistant] The team doctor actually said he could hear pop, the pop sound and knew right away that there was something wrong.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well Brodzjak, nice little move here. Curl and drag hits Seidenberg's stick. No chance for Svedberg on the play.


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[Assistant] I saw him on film. And I watched him, I said, this guy's got no feet.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine, we're right at the edge of what is the boundary rope. It's a pretty long boundary all the way to, uh, to where the people are playing.


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[Assistant] The field itself wins awards every year for their, you know, upkeep. Uh, it's just a great organization and we were very proud to be, you know, part of it.


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[Assistant] Here he is making his major league debut. He's trying to stay in there against a left-hander and this fastball


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[Assistant] This is someone who found great success in college and was even drafted high in the NFL, but he was just unable to stay out of his own way.


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[Assistant] England's hopes all but gone when they lost 4 for 9 in a 10 ball spell.


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[Assistant] Vox has made up for it in a brilliant style.


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[Assistant] Welcome to WatchModel.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 craziest fans in football.


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[Assistant] Lazio's ultras, the Iriducibili, revolutionized fandom across Italy beginning in 1987.


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[Assistant] They have the strength to organize walkouts and have done so on several occasions to flex their muscle and influence club decisions. They've even gone so far as to deliver 10 bags of manure to the team's training ground in protest of bad results.


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[Assistant] Although the Polish league, the Extra Klasa, is not typically known for European success, one of its most notable teams, Wisla Krakow, is very well known throughout Europe, just not for great reasons. Its firm, the equivalent of the Ultra fanbase we mentioned in our last entry, is one of the most brutal in Europe.


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[Assistant] They're like most firms in that they tend to get into fights with opposing fans, but they differ as they take that violence to new levels.


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[Assistant] These fans are specifically known for wielding weapons like machetes and baseball bats as they engage in highly organized attacks on opposing fans. And they've been connected to several murders in the past as well. They're less football fans and more trained warriors.


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[Assistant] There's a reason Borussia Dortmund is pretty much everyone's second favorite team in German football. And it doesn't have to do with the attractive game they play. Their fans are a joy to behold.


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[Assistant] Dortmund typically sells out the 27,000 tickets for its massive standing section, known as the Yellow Wall.


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[Assistant] The wall coordinates with club officials to create some of the most visually stunning fan displays in the world.


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[Assistant] And the buck doesn't stop there. In 2012, a group of Dortmund fans broke into bitter rival Bayern Munich Stadium and changed its light configuration to the famous Dortmund black and yellow. Even if it was just for an advertisement. Now that's commitment.


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[Assistant] Now we move to Argentina, where we come across another form of fan, the Baja Bravas. Quick explanation, they're pretty much like ultras and firms, but arose by any other name, right?


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[Assistant] Anyway, Newell's Old Boys doesn't have one Bahaparava, it has several. And they pretty much control the club. They've gained enough power to organize ticket sales and put on massive events outside of games. However, because several of these Bahaparavas want larger parts of the financial cut, violence is a constant presence.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, these violent divisions within the club have resulted in the gunning down of innocent fans and even the executions of rival Brava leaders.


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[Assistant] We'll start this one out by just admitting that the first line of our notes for this team reads, While this description works for both Galatasaray and the national team, we think it best applies to Fenerbahce. There's always this undercurrent.


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[Assistant] Supporters have several passionate and aggressive firms, one of which is aptly named Kill For You.


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[Assistant] They regularly taunt opposing fans over social media, previewing the weapons, like for example knives, that they plan on bringing to away games.


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[Assistant] Brazilian teams like São Paulo and Flamengo are known for crazy fans, but Corinthians takes the cake.


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[Assistant] For the 2012 Club World Championship, an estimated 30,000 fans made the journey to Japan to see their team play.


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[Assistant] One fan claimed, quote, They're also known for violence, as they don't restrain from throwing flares, even at fellow fans.


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[Assistant] This has led to tragedy as a 14-year-old away fan was once killed after being hit by one.


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[Assistant] This side isn't known for playing successful, or even attractive football, as they've spent most of their years shuffling around the lower divisions of English football.


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[Assistant] Still, they are known worldwide for their fans' violent hooliganism.


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[Assistant] Their firm, The Bushwhackers, have incited some of the worst ever football-related riots, including the 1985 Kenilworth Road riot, the 2002 Birmingham Playoff riot, and the 2009 Upton Park riot, all of which spiraled into mob violence that included hundreds of fans.


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[Assistant] Millwall fans have featured in several football hooligan movies. And as you can probably guess, they were the villains.


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[Assistant] Klopp has had major problems with fans storming the pitch and getting into fights inside the stadium. So they built a large fence to keep fans from getting pitch-side.


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[Assistant] Still, Boca fans are fearless and regularly climate.


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[Assistant] Any superclassico, in other words, matches between juniors and their rivals, River Plate, is typically marked by violence, which has resulted in games being abandoned altogether due to out of control fans.


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[Assistant] Because of loyal fan devotion, Boca has even built its own official cemetery in which its fans, players, and managers can be buried.


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[Assistant] We've mentioned a few teams with fanbases that have a pretty strong financial backing. We think Nacional has them beat. As for some time, they were primarily funded by famous Colombian narcotics kingpin, Pablo Escobar.


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[Assistant] An enormous football fan, he religiously supported Nacional, socially and financially. He helped them rise to the top of Colombian football, where their fans have since become known for passion and violence. They organized fights that have resulted in numerous deaths of both opposing team's fans, as well as those within competing factions of Nacional.


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[Assistant] Because of its notorious roots, the club would become the focus of an acclaimed ESPN 30 for 30 documentary entitled The Two Escobars, named after both Pablo and Andrés Escobar, a former Nacional player who was murdered after scoring an own goal at the 1994 World Cup.


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[Assistant] Maybe so, but now Al-Mazari fans are known primarily for violence. They made headlines around the world when they incited the Port Said Stadium riot in January 2012.


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[Assistant] After an important win against rival Al Ali, Al Masri fans stormed opposing fans, causing a stampede resulting in 74 deaths and 248 additional injuries. It was the worst incident of football violence in Egypt since 1996.


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[Assistant] Many fans have since been sentenced to jail time, and in April 2015, an Egyptian judge sentenced 11 of the worst offenders to death.


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[Assistant] From that moment that he put the curse on, everything went wrong for the team. We took 38 hours to get to Tel Aviv. That's the witch talk.


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[Assistant] We played 21 hours later without three of our best players who all were suddenly sick. That's the witch doctor.


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[Assistant] The former world motor racing champion Ayrton Senna has been pronounced clinically dead after a crash at this afternoon's San Marino Grand Prix.


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[Assistant] Both the kid and Azar were in the wrong. Not sure Azar tried to hurt him though, he just tried to poke it out of his grip.


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[Assistant] So dominant was Girard's performance that all pro defensive tackle Albert Hainsworth lost control.


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[Assistant] The secret files outlining the under-the-table deals were kept in a separate room at the Storm's headquarters, well away from the players' legitimate contracts.


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[Assistant] And now they're going to fake it and running up the middle. Yes, and running up the middle is Michael Robinson to the 10 yard line.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Brady might have been happy about typing that up, but I'll tell you what, New England was not happy reading it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. True. Matt Damon too. Remember him and Aflac were texting Brady when Aflac was on ESPN a few months ago? Well, then remember they went to that chalkboard and they...


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[Assistant] It's been so interesting because Todd Gurley wanted to play, it sounded like. By Todd Gurley's PR, he wanted to play. And then McVeigh and the Rams were like, ah, we're resting him for whenever the games matter or whatever. And then when they started playing him towards the end of the year, Todd Gurley was back to being Todd Gurley. He was running very well. They were winning games. It was just too little, too late.


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[Assistant] So now you have to assume that there's some friction within the room between Todd and the Rams with how they're handling things. And they are strapped for cash with this Jared Goff contract and a Todd Gurley contract.


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[Assistant] If Todd Gurley can run, like, he's been saying he can. Like, him and his team, I think, have very much said, like, we are, we are ready to go, we understand there's a knee injury, that people are calling degenerative, we're ready to go. But if he gets on the market and still has some good games left in him, I mean, look for him to potentially end up at Tampa Bay Buccaneers!


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[Assistant] Tampa Bay Buccaneers getting Todd Gurley. So now you've got Godwin Evans, Antonio Brown, Tom Brady at quarterback, Todd Gurley at running back.


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[Assistant] A defense that went from 32 to 5 in Todd Bull's first year and a bunch of players that are just trying to ring chase by going to Tampa right now who would take a lot less money to get to Tampa and potentially win another Super Bowl. That Buccaneers team all of a sudden seems like a destination for a lot of people that you would have never in the past said,


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[Assistant] You know what, they're gonna end up in Tampa. That would never have happened until what, two days ago, whenever Tom Brady has become Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback.


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[Assistant] Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 10 most insane sports contracts.


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[Assistant] We're putting a particular emphasis on times when the team really should have seen the failure coming beforehand.


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[Assistant] Transfers won't be on this list however, as we will strictly be looking at contracts.


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[Assistant] Number 10, Alexi Yashin, New York Islanders.


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[Assistant] Oh, what a pretty play that was! Although he displayed some talent on the ice while he was with Ottawa in the 90s and early noughties, Alexey Yashin's off-ice antics made him one of the most hated players in the league.


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[Assistant] In fact, he was frequently booed both away and at home. It was no shock when the Senators shipped him off to Long Island in 2001. The Islanders gave up two players and the second overall draft pick to get him.


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[Assistant] And quickly signed him to a 10 year 85 million plus contract.


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[Assistant] Yashin's talent quickly evaporated and the Islanders were stuck with an underperforming and despised player whose enormous contract left them no cap room.


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[Assistant] However, Slice's last fight was actually a loss, which came way back in 2010, making the boxer and mixed martial artist a 41 year old fighter who hadn't fought in five years.


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[Assistant] While he headlined Bellator 138 and won the June 2015 match, his victory was over Ken Shamrock, who has even further passed his prime and deemed an unworthy opponent by many at an astounding 51 years old.


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[Assistant] Number 8, AJ Burnett, New York Yankees.


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[Assistant] That's precisely what happened when the New York Yankees penned a five-year, $82.5 million contract for the former Toronto Blue Jays player AJ Burnett.


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[Assistant] In New York, Burnett struggled mightily, rarely posting a winning record during the season and failing to close out the 2009 World Series. And that'll be it for AJ Burnett.


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[Assistant] Which was eventually done a game later by teammate Andy Pettit. Eventually, the Yankees traded Burnett to Pittsburgh, with New York still paying 20 of the 33 million dollars left on his contract.


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[Assistant] Number seven, David Beckham, Los Angeles Galaxy. No, I think Beckham respects that. The LA Galaxy made international news when they signed perhaps the most famous football player in the English speaking world in 2007 for a hefty sum.


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[Assistant] However, fame doesn't always transfer to talent, as Beckham arrived hurt and long past his prime.


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[Assistant] His time in LA was marred by frequent injuries and he drew the ire of fans who referred to Beckham as a fraud. Although the galaxy captured multiple championships during his tenure, they were owed much more to players like Landon Donovan and Robbie Keane, while Beckham's biggest contribution was likely jersey sales.


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[Assistant] It's hard to pinpoint what exactly the biggest regret for the Washington Wizards was after signing this overrated player to a 6 year, $111 million contract in 2008. It could have been the many injuries he suffered or his general lack of effort that led to his downfall.


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[Assistant] However, most people would agree that it was his decision to bring unloaded guns into the locker room, which got him charged with a felony and saw him suspended for a majority of the season.


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[Assistant] In 2010, Arenas was traded to the Orlando Magic, where he was quickly waived, came off the bench for the Memphis Grizzlies, and was last signed to the Shanghai Sharks in 2012.


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[Assistant] At the beginning of his career, Mike Hampton actually showed some promise. But not so much as to deserve an 8 year, 121 million dollar contract.


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[Assistant] And in the year 2000, this was the biggest contract in sports history. Once getting to Colorado, his production quickly fell off a cliff. In his two seasons there, he had an ERA of 5.75, and the Rockies sent him to the Florida Marlins, after which he was quickly traded to Atlanta.


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[Assistant] His time with the Braves was largely spent off the field as he had back-to-back Tommy John surgeries and missed two full seasons.


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[Assistant] But that wasn't the insane part. The crazy part came when the New York Mets wanted to part ways with him, but still owed him $5.9 million. Instead of paying him out, the Mets negotiated a new deal, where he would instead be paid roughly $1 million a year, plus interest, for 25 years.


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[Assistant] The deferred payments began in 2011, meaning Bonilla is still being paid more than a few star Mets pitchers, and will be until 2035, when the buyout will have cost them close to 30 million dollars.


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[Assistant] Number three, Ilya Kovalchuk, New Jersey Devils.


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[Assistant] They were so eager, in fact, that they penned a 17 year, 102 million dollar contract, which not only broke the record for the longest contract in NHL history, but it circumvented the league's salary cap rules.


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[Assistant] As a result, the Devils were fined $3 million and lost draft picks, with the contract reduced two years and $2 million. Ilya Kovalchuk announced his retirement from the NHL. After a few less than productive years, Kovalchuk left the NHL for good, heading back to play in his native Russia.


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[Assistant] Number 2, Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees.


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[Assistant] Rodriguez was already in his 30s when he penned this contract, meaning he would be on the Yankees books until his early 40s.


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[Assistant] While signing any aging star this long is insane, getting one with a history of steroid suspicion is what lands him in this high spot.


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[Assistant] To the surprise of very few, A-Rod was eventually busted for using performance enhancing drugs and was suspended an entire season.


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[Assistant] Not satisfied with the money they had wasted on Yashin, in 2006, the islanders signed their goalie to a contract for 15 years.


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[Assistant] He had only one all-star appearance, never won a playoff game, and was sent down to the minor league.


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[Assistant] And finally, had his contract bought out with an enormous 8 years still remaining.


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[Assistant] Which players do you think had insane contracts? Unfortunately, he just ran into that micro fracture surgery, and he could never get back. For more astounding top 10s published daily, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.


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[Assistant] Did you happen to catch the contract list that Yahoo put out a few weeks ago about worst contracts of all time? Uh-uh.


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[Assistant] I guess that is me, my turn to speak. Pat, right? I'm AJ Hawk. You like to give intros and then you let your guest, I guess, co-host.


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[Assistant] Announce their name to, to the people. So yea, I'm glad, I'm glad to be here. Episode 4 already passed, it's gone quick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. I don't see this the thing though, Pat, you're very, everything you do is very organic. Like when the light comes on, Pat comes alive. So a lot of times if there's some, like a hard pause or something, I don't know if you're going to somebody off camera or you're coming to me.


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[Assistant] That's us. Yeah, you guys cut that nice from the, that's from the game that we did, right? Baylor, Texas Tech.


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[Assistant] I mean, I take my wrist, I wore wristbands for a while, uh, you know, you're trying to make your arms look bigger and better. And then I took those off maybe year six or seven.


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[Assistant] I didn't give it a whole lot of thought because I didn't have a whole lot of those superstitions that a lot of people have, I guess. But yeaah, I love this thing, you love to laugh if somebody fumbles through a word a little bit.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Why do I seem like a guy that wouldn't have any superstitions?


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[Assistant] I know that's become a thing, not as much anymore with the coronavirus right now. But yeah, Will Smith, man, he's a motivating dude. You can call him whatever you want. I think he's fun. Is that what you do in Peru?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, you go when you find a shaman and they do ayahuasca and you, you may puke for a couple hours and then you remove your ego is gone for a little bit and then you gotta find a way to tap back into it once you get back to the States. Is that why people go to Peru?


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[Assistant] I don't know if, I don't know if Peru specifically does it, I, I don't know. I'm not sure. There's different, there's Ibogaine, Ayahuasca, there's all these different jungle rituals that people will go do.


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[Assistant] Well, I just watched, uh, part of Trump's press conference and one of the questions asked was about Americans being stuck somewhere. I think there's some Americans stuck in Morocco. I think Trump may have mentioned some, a group of 300 Americans trapped in Peru that they're going to try their best to get them back here.


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[Assistant] Hopefully that guy's sitting in his mansion somewhere under self isolation and he's watching this and he sees it and he reaches out to you, Pat, and you get a, uh, you get your piece of the pie.


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[Assistant] Well, first off, I think it's a huge pickup for the Philadelphia Eagles. I mean, Derek Slay is an absolute stud. He's still young too. He's very young. I think he has plenty of great years ahead of him.


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[Assistant] But I guess he's, he's been wanting a long term extension in Detroit for a couple years now, hasn't he? He's kind of been open about that and they just, I guess when whatever they feel like with their plans moving forward, they don't want to pay him what he's deserved. So guess what? You get traded to Philly and they come to the table right away and they give you a big old contract and you shore up.


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[Assistant] Uh, one of the corner positions on that defense for Philly, which has been one of the biggest issues the whole season. Like they just, they gave up a ton of balls over the top all year.


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[Assistant] And he has established himself as that shutdown corner that you can, can lock up their best receiver.


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[Assistant] It's almost like when you have one of those kind of guys, you take them for granted because


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[Assistant] Best case scenario, you don't hear his name, they barely even attempt to throw to his guy, and he has an unbelievable game that nobody knows about until you watch the film the next day. And the general public, they may mention it a few times on the air, but let's say he shuts the number one receiver down.


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[Assistant] Your whole game is shot. So yeah, you take those guys for granted because if you can lock, lock down their best receiver, you can do a lot of different things on the other side and combination coverages. You can take away tight ends if they're giving you issues. But when you could take away number one receiver, there's not a whole lot of guys, not only that.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's a ton of pressure too. Think about every single play. And then if you do get a ball caught on you, you gotta find a way to stay.


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[Assistant] Giant! Why do you think- Yesterday, Pat, I said you pay your outside rushers and you pay your lockdown corners.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you do, but I guess we don't know what's going on behind the scenes. I mean, I know Darius Slay's teammates love him. The coaches seem to like him, but I don't know how he fits into their future plans. What's Detroit's plan moving forward? Are they in like a rebuilding process?


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[Assistant] Well, they're always able to put up a bunch of yards and they can get a lot of points too. I mean, Matt Stafford is legit. He can play. I hope his back injury figures itself out coming into this season.


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[Assistant] How much is he owed though? Are the Patriots willing to pick up his salary?


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[Assistant] That's why Tom Brady's not there anymore. They just felt, I think a lot of times it comes down to the numbers and with Tom Brady they...


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[Assistant] Todd Gurley, they're trying to trade right now, supposedly. I wonder if someone's going to pick up his contract, especially now. Whoever signs Todd Gurley, don't you think they're going to want to get-


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[Assistant] Their own people in there to get MRIs on his knee to see if that knee is really degenerating like they think, how's it gonna go, like how many years can we count on him, all that.


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[Assistant] It really shows you the power that Tom Brady has, I guess. I mean, that dude goes down there instantly, ticket sales.


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[Assistant] That's great. I think it's awesome when there is always a little bit of animosity between the, the home crowd and then the, whoever came to support the visiting team. I know like my dad told me a story in Oakland when he almost felt like he was had to get in a fight to protect my mom because someone kept bumping him in the, bumping her in the back. My dad had to sit there and try to make a decision. I think my mom's still upset with him that he didn't.


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[Assistant] Turn around and really try to impose his will on this dude.


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[Assistant] You can't do it. You're gonna make pistol like so popular with his friends. They're gonna find this clip and he's gonna send it to his little buddies and they're all gonna watch it on quarantine in their house and be so excited.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm so, I'm so happy talking to you guys. Because you're, you're up on everything that's going on on the internet. A lot of, some people don't know.


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[Assistant] And he was, he was shirtless too. He was shirtless with his, with his full chest tattoos and arms showing like he, it was a different tone than we normally see from chat.


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[Assistant] It seems like, it seems like right now, they're not the favorite, are they? I know the odds have changed drastically, but they're not the favorite right now, are they?


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[Assistant] I mean like it, like it really matters right now who the favorite is to win the Super Bowl next year, but you gotta take Tampa Bay serious now.


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[Assistant] Well, if you had to, if you had to pick, and I know you're hot take shows, Pat, you, they like to say like, who has a better chance of, who is set up for success next year? Bill Belichick and the Patriots or Tom Brady? Who has a better chance for success? You would think Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Do the expectations of the Patriots instantly fall down from what we've had, we've held for the last 15, 20 years for the Patriots?


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[Assistant] I mean, you can ask Connor, I don't think it is in Boston. I don't think the New England Patriots fans feel like they should win any less.


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[Assistant] No, I don't Rich, but you know what? Pat told me, Pat gave me the idea. He said, Hey, I'm supposed to go on Rich Eyes in 120. What do you think if we just, we call into Rich's show and we're on there with him? And I said, yeah, why would you not? The great Rich Eyes and I, I grew up watching you on TV. I still watch you and listen to everything you do. So like I said before, it's a pleasure to be with you.


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[Assistant] Well no, so Rich, I have a question for you. It seems like it was between Tampa Bay and the LA Chargers for Tom Brady. That's what it seemed like, the two likely candidates. Why do you think he chose Tampa aside from the massive weapons he has on offense in potentially bringing in Antonio Brown?


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[Assistant] Well, I don't think anyone really had the power that Peyton had. Like, I don't know, maybe back in the day, but no, in Green Bay...


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[Assistant] I think it was, Aaron has plenty of power, but I don't think he ever chose to really use it like that if he wanted. Like if he wasn't, like you said, if someone zigged and they should have zagged.


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[Assistant] He's going to definitely coach his guys up, but it wasn't like he's going to get someone cut or he, I don't know if he had the power or not, if he really wanted to, and he wanted to go to the GM's office and tell them, yeah, maybe it would happen. But I think Peyton, what you witnessed with Peyton Manning in Indianapolis was like an unprecedented level of power that a quarterback had that we're not really going to see moving forward.


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[Assistant] Well, I think they're all texting each other right now, seeing if any of them had, like, hey man, did you ever have any interactions like this? Like DeAndre? Like, Michael Irvin claimed that DeAndre had, but first off, I give DeAndre a lot of credit for coming out and kind of downplaying it, trying to make it less of a story and say it kind of got taken out of context, it's not what it seems. But I mean, they're probably looking at each other thinking,


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[Assistant] What's our plan moving forward? We just traded away our best receivers, one of the best receivers in the NFL.


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[Assistant] And we didn't get a whole lot back. Yeah, we got a good running back coming over. We know that he can definitely revive his career here in David Johnson, but I just, I don't know. I think they're all a bit confused. I really do.


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[Assistant] Which is just the times we're living in now. We're all stuck in the house.


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[Assistant] Well, well, I have, I do have four young kids, luckily I'm up like in an attic that is quarantined off and the smoke does not travel throughout the house and I have multiple ways to get the smoke out of the house.


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[Assistant] So what happens, I've done it where I order an XL and they bring like a minivan. Like a Plymouth Caravan, which I'm like, this is great, sliding doors, I got plenty of space in here.


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[Assistant] Maybe, Pat, speaking of somebody, think about it, this, uh, a tall guy that gets cramped in Ubers. This guy's like six foot six, I think. Joe Flacco was just released earlier today by the Denver Broncos. Another veteran quarterback hits the market.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that kind of sucks for Joe because I'm sure he has heard that throughout his time playing in college in the pros. They're like, oh, he's not like a real emotional fiery guy. We love having everyone, they love cutting to clips of Tom Brady going crazy in the sideline, whether he's excited or he's frustrated or mad. Like they like to see that somebody truly cares. And when someone


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[Assistant] Isn't as like outward with their emotions. People think they don't care. I go back to like Jay Cutler and they always talk about his body language and his facial expressions. Well, Joe Flacco seemed like, like Joe cool. Like they called him, but then all of a sudden he decides to start speaking a little bit and they ship him out of town. They bench him and sit him out. He heard his neck. I know that, but yeah, what a.


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[Assistant] Designated failed physical, I guess is what it is. So we'll have to pass the physical wherever he goes, which seems to be tougher and tougher to do right now in these times.


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[Assistant] So just put a, put a lot of, uh, put a lot of his money in your in-game bonus. You know, like there's, everyone has, especially veterans, you have these bonuses that for each game that you are active and then you're on the roster, you get put 250k a game in there for Jadavian if you want.


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[Assistant] Cause you're, what you're just, you're too jacked and that sleeve is cutting off your circulation?


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[Assistant] Especially when it seems like it's such a lock for Joe Burrow to be that guy. He's from Ohio. He, he hit the ground. Like what he did at LSU, it changed everything I feel like for, think of the court, think of Coach O's life now.


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[Assistant] That Joe Burrow comes in, makes that run, wins the national title. Coach O gets an extension. LSU is just going to continue to rebuild and reload with huge five star talent. But I mean, you got to replace Joe Burrow though. That's the number one thing you got to figure out. And I think it's a no brainer that the Bengals hopefully take him number one overall.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think that's kind of, that's kind of like condescending towards Coach O how you're doing that.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at you, part of the impression is how you look doing it. You know Frank Caliendo, isn't he a friend of the show? He is a friend of the show.


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[Assistant] Well Tom's other son is a legit actor. I don't know his name, but he's a good actor.


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[Assistant] Only if there's some like fanboy casting director that hopes that Tom comes by set and he gets to meet him or maybe pop him in a scene or two.


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[Assistant] But, but that doesn't mean that, that doesn't mean it translates to where the fans are going to love it and they're going to come out and buy tickets for the shows. It's like Pat, your work with the WWE.


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[Assistant] There's no telling who the fans are going to take to. Like if you want to create a star, sometimes the fans just don't take to that person.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's hope the production goes, hopefully we can start on time then.


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[Assistant] I think it gives, it gives us some hope, doesn't it? I hope it's not false hope. I mean, the fact that they say anything in May, as far as sports could be happening, gives you some hope. You just have to, I don't know, what's the old saying, Pat, your mom says, take it with a grain of salt, as her parents' generation will say.


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[Assistant] Pistol's wife, Judy, she did not say that. No, but yeah, you know, May 10th, I, I, man, I hope, but we, what it seems like is going to happen whenever sports do end up coming back, doesn't it seem like at least the beginning will be played in empty arenas, empty stadiums. I think I even talked about this yesterday.


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[Assistant] I don't know because how do you get started again? Like do you have like a quick 10 day camp for some of these? Like if you're the NBA and say...


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, don't you think it's going to have to be some kind of gradual rollout to getting people back in public, getting people in large gatherings again?


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[Assistant] I just, yeaah, I don't know how it's gonna go. But with, think how quickly it's changed to where this is where we're at right now. Like this is, this is our way of life. Like how quickly did it change to where this is our normal?


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[Assistant] Like you watch, don't you get kind of, don't you think it's weird when you watch stuff on TV and you see clips of people dapping each other up, giving hugs, just people in a room together. You're like, man, even though that was only seven days ago, 10 days ago, or whatever it may be, where I was at that point in my life, now I feel like, wow.


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[Assistant] It's amazing how quickly your brain just switches to a different mode.


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[Assistant] And there's, in there, I don't know her name, some psychic lady wrote in a book in 1981 that the year 2020 she somewhat kind of predicted this. Have you seen that?


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying everybody, you know, everybody gets, everybody guesses right every once in a while.


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[Assistant] How many, sorry to cut you off, how many dead bodies have you found? You know, at times, cops have brought in psychics to try to find where a dead body is. That's pretty impressive when that actually happens, whether they stumble on it out of dumb luck or whatever, but I want to see, okay, if you have


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[Assistant] If you figured out three or four murders that the cops couldn't figure out and you found dead bodies and you figured out the suspects, then I may give a, I may give a little more credence to what your predictions may be.


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[Assistant] You know, you tell me, Pat, if you had something happen in your family where you needed to find a family member or something and you've gone through everything, you wouldn't, would you reach out to a psychic and say, Hey man, it's probably not going to work, but it's worth a shot. It's my family member. I got to find them.


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[Assistant] What would a, what do you think if you, if we dialed up a psychic right now, say that the lady that predicted this coronavirus back in 81, I don't know if she's alive or not.


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[Assistant] Where is Jameis Winston gonna be playing next year? Where is Andy Dalton gonna be playing and how many wins do the Tampa Bay Bucks get with Tom Brady and do they win the Super Bowl? That's the questions we need to ask.


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[Assistant] If she was, if she was right all the time, don't you think one of these gambling websites would have scooped her up and used her full time?


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[Assistant] Crazy back and forth games and they're so close. Like it's so difficult I feel like to handicap any sport. Let alone like football. How do you handicap a football game? You talk to the players and the coaches that are in the game. They don't know what's going to happen. Like, well, hopefully we play well today. We have a good chance of winning. If we don't play great, we're going to get killed. Like, and both teams probably feel that way.


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[Assistant] Pat, I know you tried to make a comeback to the, the punting kicking game, uh, what a year or two ago and you, I know you have some knee issues. Have you started working out again and getting some treatment on that knee thinking about joining the Tampa Bay Bucks and Tom?


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[Assistant] What I started thinking about was some of these all sports that are off right now. Do you think any of them are like, all right, this is the time. Let's juice it up. Give me on a nice cycle of some juice because they're, I doubt they're sending testers to people's houses and having them pay in a cup in front of their children and their family to test for performance enhancing drugs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder if guys are thinking about that and maybe it's a lot more difficult to get their hands on some stuff right now. Doctors and stuff are a little, hey, they have some things that are much more important to tend to, I guess. But it got me thinking, I'm like, there's no way they're testing.


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[Assistant] So I think the Olympics said they're still testing right now. Like they have a, you gotta be in the testing pool. They're still trying to test people. It has to be.


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[Assistant] Way reduced from what it normally is, the amount of tests they're actually giving out. It seems pretty dangerous if you're going to go test these people. Seems like it's not top priority right now in the world. But yeah, I started thinking that instantly with, with NHL, NBA, NFL guys. I'm like, man, I don't know, maybe they'll get it on a quick cycle for a month and hopefully they have some residual effects once they get off.


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[Assistant] People that have ever been busted for HGH I think was when whoever sold it to them snitched on them.


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[Assistant] There's no baseline, that's the thing, they taste, they test what, one guy a week I think from each team for HGH where they take blood or something like that.


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[Assistant] There's no, like everyone's natural HGH levels are way different. So I think they're still trying to come up with like a baseline of what would be excessive for a amount of human growth hormone in your body, I guess. Or maybe they can tell if it's from an outside source. I don't know, but no one's getting popped for it.


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[Assistant] Did you watch screwball? Oh yea, Billy Corbin, who directed that and did the whole thing. It's amazing.


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[Assistant] Did you like how he had little kids play the characters of the, of the people like A-Rod and all the other guys?


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[Assistant] It was definitely a, he took a risk there, Billy Corbin did doing it, but who, if it wasn't little kids, you would just hire actors that they go, oh that guy kinda looks like Alex Rodriguez.


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[Assistant] I hope Tom buys a gigantic house on the water down there somewhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, anytime you can be affiliated with Bill Gates. I mean, what's next? Is Elon Musk gonna, gonna partner up with TV12?


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[Assistant] Now Elon just tweeted something that he would be willing to shift, uh, what he's doing in his manufacturing plants and start making ventilators if, uh, if the U.S. needs them.


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[Assistant] They shouldn't be, they shouldn't be out there for just regular Joes like you or me to use.


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[Assistant] What kind of training program are we gonna put you through before we let you just fly around above us and...


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[Assistant] Wow. So have you thought about this before or did you just come up with that right off the top of your head? Oh no. Oh no.


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[Assistant] He was just trying to be relatable a little bit. He maybe, maybe, uh, I know there's people out there that thought Joe kind of bullied him into taking a hit. I didn't feel that way.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. He's, he's untouchable. He created his own thing. He's like you. Pretty much you. No.


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[Assistant] Bert, trust me, Bert actually just pumped you up on fighting the kid yesterday. They talked you up for like 20 minutes, first off. I heard it. By the way, big shout out to Brendan.


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[Assistant] Oh, they love you and they have Bill Burrs in on, in on you as well. Um, but I know, I know Bert, I've had him on my podcast before back in the day with, with Tom Segura, both of them at the same time. And there's one thing we know about Bert is he is not scared to inflate stories and make them bigger and better.


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[Assistant] Then name some, name names because I don't believe that's, that's true. But obviously I'm a fan of Bert. If I heard him talk you up yesterday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he takes his shirt off right when he walks on stage. I know it'll be good. It was good. He started out strong, first 15 or 20.


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[Assistant] Oh man, it crashed. You guys, the tech wizards that can do everything and turn things around in 30 seconds somehow can't find this made up clip that you guys are talking about.


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[Assistant] If he is an alien, it doesn't change how I feel about him. It doesn't change how I go about my life.


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[Assistant] Sure, of course they do. And Elon's done a lot of great stuff and my wife drives a Tesla right now. So yea, of course. I respect Elon and what he has done. Is he an alien? Who knows? What is an alien? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's also like hybrids. There's hybrid aliens that are half human, half alien. No. How do you know? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Okay, how do they, how do they all of a sudden look like a human then? If you're Elon Musk, you think he was born looking like that on a different planet and he just came here?


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[Assistant] It made me think, it made me think about simulation theory when you're saying like Eon's got a little guy controlling him. Like is there, is there somebody up there controlling everything?


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[Assistant] I mean, don't act like first off the arrest in the moment. Yes. I'm sure it was very stressful. A lot of anxiety for you, but you took lemons and you made lemonade.


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[Assistant] How many, how long were you there? Long enough. Too long.


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[Assistant] But did it help or hurt the fact that you were severely inebriated?


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[Assistant] This is a fun sports show. It's the worst sports.


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[Assistant] So you know, you know, BA, you, you played on when Bruce Arians was on staff, let's say Tom Brady really wants, he's really pushing for AB to come in and Bruce Arians is completely against it. Who wins that battle?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you would. Yeah. The most powerful person in Tampa Bay right now, in the state of Florida most likely, is Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Little things here. They're the wording, the language of it. I wonder if some of the language is Tom wanting to make sure that they don't say, yeah, you're going to have, you got plenty of, uh, of control and we'll don't worry. We're going to do whatever it takes to get the team that you want out there.


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[Assistant] Maybe he just wants to make sure that's in writing or something instead of just a shaking hand thing.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Not New England. What if Tom Brady goes back to New England?


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[Assistant] Without Antonio Brown though, he's not going to go to New England and say that, but what if that, what if the door is opened up again to New England and Tom's like, you know what?


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[Assistant] I flirted with it. I thought about it. I put myself mentally in Tampa. I just, I couldn't do it. I want to stay with the Patriots and he signs a one year deal worth $13.5 million. Is that possible? Could happen. Could happen.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think he would hinge that on any one player in the league.


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[Assistant] That's the question, Connor, too. And Pat, you said we may be having a power struggle right now with Bruce Arians and Tom Brady in the front office in Tampa Bay.


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[Assistant] What about the power struggle? Like is Antonio Brown humbled enough? Is he okay if he's possibly the third receiver on that team?


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[Assistant] Don't you think Andy Reid kinda has the personality that would be okay with Antonio Brown?


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[Assistant] It seems like Antonio Brown's best path back to the NFL is attaching himself to Tom Brady.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's good. You're doing good things. I think it's, it's, it's nice how they've taken away those long, you know, when you're running 50 yards running into people and the wedge got taken away a while ago.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's good. It keeps the kickoff in play, keeps an exciting play there, but it does make it somewhat safer.


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[Assistant] Well, most things that aren't fun are, you know, once you're, once you do it, it's, it's worth doing though. Like nothing.


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[Assistant] They should do it like that dude, uh, was he a Division 3 college coach or high school coach that never punts? Relax. You hate that guy.


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[Assistant] Oh, it definitely will. And another guy that popped into my head just now, Josh Gordon. What if Josh Gordon and Antonio Brown go to Tampa Bay and play with Tom Brady?


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[Assistant] He likes the light green unis. I think the quote's right on there on that sheet.


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[Assistant] Maybe, but with the new testing, they're not going to suspend guys for positive marijuana tests moving forward. Is that all street drugs? Do they continue to test for all street drugs? Like what if you get pop or coke?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. I wonder what the other ones are. If they, if they even run it. I would imagine the street drug test runs through all of them though. Weed, coke, meth, all of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how was it different than normal vitamins? It was just terrible.


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[Assistant] Well, it seems like it's died down, like the spice, uh, what was the bath salts when guys were eating people's faces off, like where did that go?


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[Assistant] So Zito, Cuban, Cuban Zit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My bad. I call you by your name. Uh, are you gonna be playing in those shades?


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[Assistant] Alright, if you remember Ludacris, the rapper, was a part of, he was on the dais for a roast of somebody back in the day and he kept his shades on, he didn't laugh at everybody, like he didn't make any, he didn't like when people made fun of him.


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[Assistant] So I'm just curious if that, where is your mindset going into this game?


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[Assistant] That's good. You guys are doing a good thing for the people, but Cuban Z, you look good and you know what? Don't be scared to branch off and start your own thing though. Like you're, you're back, you're behind the screens, you're running the show here. You know what? Why don't you get in front of the mic in front of the camera and stop being a behind the camera guy and get some of your shine that you deserve.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. What happened? Why are they, is it, are they not a sponsor of the show?


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[Assistant] Well China pretty much runs everything. Check your clothing, Pat. Where do you think your shirts are made? Don't tell me it's local.


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[Assistant] Trust me, they have all your info already. Mine? Yea, of course they have everything on you.


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[Assistant] I've been in that studio, Pat. You have, in that studio alone, at least seven cameras that run ten to twenty thousand dollars a piece. They can hack into those cameras anytime they want.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, don't be paranoid about that, it's already out there.


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[Assistant] Is it due to productivity or is it due to the fact that they feel like there's nefarious creatures behind it?


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[Assistant] All right, cool. All of my kids will continue to try to make little fun videos for themselves. I mean, it's not for really anybody else. That's what you think. That's the problem though.


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[Assistant] I guess all the people in, in China that are what, they're, they're uploading my nine year old daughter's like info.


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[Assistant] Yeah, doesn't stop, man. What do you mean? It's Thursday today.


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[Assistant] What happened? Well, my wife does obviously all of the bulk of it and a couple other moms help out, but yeah, a lot of different, learned about the state of Illinois today.


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[Assistant] I help out where I can, but I, that's like I tell you before, that's why I'm not a coach. I'm not, I'm not great at explaining things to people and my patience level is not the greatest.


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[Assistant] No, you're not. You're, honestly you are, so Pat, I tell you all the time though, people ask me about you a lot.


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[Assistant] You have a ton of followers, young kids. I sent you pictures the other day of these young kids that were watching the show. Then they sent me a video when they saw you at game day. You gave them a high five. You made their whole life. They made, they made signs for you and they just happened to be watching the show on Monday or Tuesday and I ran into their mom.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeah, everywhere I go people ask me about, well, when are you going to do something with Pat? How's Pat? What's he like? Good guy. And I never have anything bad to say. I only have good things to say. Kirk Herbstreet pumping you up hard on the cruise this year, by the way.


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[Assistant] Oh god, yeaah, he was, he didn't stop about you for five, seven minutes. Did he go talk to Urban too? To Kirk and Urban talk?


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[Assistant] Urban was on the boat, but we didn't speak about you. I should have asked Urban about you, honestly. That was a missed opportunity by me.


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[Assistant] No, we really didn't though. We were kinda, we were kinda isolated out there. I just wanted to say that to you.


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[Assistant] I think Urban, I think Urban probably really likes you and respects what you're doing, honestly.


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[Assistant] Urban, now you're talking about explaining stuff, Urban got on TV and he breaks down like what's going on with quarterback play. I don't know if you've seen the clips that he does. Urban does a really good job of explaining. He's a good coach, good teacher. That's why he's good on TV right now.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, you think I'd really look at someone that way if I felt like they got slighted on social media and they didn't respond on social media?


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[Assistant] Good, and it was good for both shows. Good for his show, good for your show, game day, everything you do.


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[Assistant] It's a compliment though. You know, it's a compliment. The fact that it's, it's mentioned in whatever, like that it was on his mind that, you know, that sticks out from you being on the show, sticks out to him. So it's a, it's a great compliment to you.


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[Assistant] If you're probably gonna throw the ball instead of spot and I'm gonna stop it.


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[Assistant] Not much, man. Excited to be here for the show. Sorry I was a bit distracted where I know we're working on a couple guests here to have on today.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's possible. So at two o'clock, you feel comfortable saying who we have coming on, right?


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[Assistant] It's a very valid point, and I think we can all agree, it's not like...


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[Assistant] I doubt there's a chance like the NFL plays and college football doesn't. It's a package deal. Either everyone's playing or everyone's not playing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's possible, but don't you think they want to have like a united front? I cannot imagine college, like, I just can't imagine one would play and the other wouldn't.


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[Assistant] I think it's a lot harder for college players and college teams to roll back into it than it would be NFL players.


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[Assistant] And if a player says it's your job, your job is to be here in shape, or it's uh, or you're gonna be cut. I think we might have a caller, right? Do we have a guest coming in?


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[Assistant] He said his connection is pretty bad wherever he is, but is he still on the line? Do we need to call him back?


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[Assistant] No cakes, meaning no ass. And heel first, duck footed. Like you can't put three things together that would take more away from a man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No. There's born again virgins, they claim it's a thing.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's so, that's a great, I told Pat this, what, a year ago? Maybe? That I've never, I would never let anyone squeeze water into my mouth. Like Nate, who, our good friend Nate, we're the trainer there, Aaron, you know, like, Nate used to joke around with me sometimes and act like he was gonna squirt water in my mouth and I would just punch him right there on the field. Like, he knew, like, it just doesn't, I don't know, why has it become a thing? Why is everyone doing that?


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[Assistant] You talked about mind control. I, I look at him as a leader, maybe a cult leader, it depends how you, how you describe him exactly. You ever thought about reaching out to some of these guys like, hey, like, you really find a way to get your message across and get everyone to buy in all for the good of the whole. You ever think about, like, maybe send an email out to one of these guys?


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[Assistant] I'd rather see maybe Jadavian, Clowney, fight Thomas Morstead.


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[Assistant] He can win. Is that accurate? So him, him versus Clowney, it works. Like maybe he could cancel out some of the sides then.


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[Assistant] Aaron, did you, did you end up cutting your trip short in Peru, or were you always scheduled to come back when you did?


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[Assistant] That's good, that's good that you draw the line there, but what about the CBA? Why'd you take a more like public facing role in the CBA this year?


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[Assistant] Hey, why did it get done early? If I, Pat, if I speak while Aaron's speaking, I know he can't hear me, so that's why I'm trying to lay back for a second, but why did you guys get a CBA done early and when your only leverage is the threat of missing games, but you guys get it done before the previous deal runs out?


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[Assistant] Anytime. We need to do it. We need to do it. Honestly, what else are you going to do now? Are you, so are you working out in the yard? What are you doing?


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[Assistant] No, we have, we're gonna, Kirk Herbstree came out earlier today, or I think it was posted earlier today. He said something about, I don't see any way that the NFL season even happens or starts on time. And he says the same for college football. What do you think about that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a guy, I think he's in Australia, and he paints paintings. You can commission paintings for him, or you can ask him to do something for him, and he paints strictly with his genitals.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, there's no free ads, I know that, but Percaso's that good that I don't mind pumping him up here on this platform with Aaron on the show. Aaron knows about Percaso. I didn't exactly, indirectly, my buddy


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[Assistant] He painted a dog, my buddy had a dog that died. He painted a dog for him. And the guy, the thing is, my buddy who we gave this painting to five years ago still doesn't know it's a Picasso. He thought it's a normal painting.


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[Assistant] Just Pricaso, P-R-I-C-A-S-S-O, to play on the real Pricaso.


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[Assistant] You're looking for positivity everywhere, everywhere. Bob Ross, I think Picasso is mainly a, spreads positivity, brings joy to people's lives. Don't watch the video too close, cause you might get freaked out a little bit.


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[Assistant] Scotch isn't my thing, but yea, I'll need a lot of input from him. I found Picasso, by the way, very scary. Oh, it's, okay, so, full disclosure, my buddy that got this, he's like, oh yea, he sent me this video, I have it on Dropbox. It's disturbing, watching him paint.


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[Assistant] He has names for all the moves, like he'll paint clouds with his balls or something. He has a move he calls, oh this is my sidewinder. He has moves, like he legit names his moves.


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[Assistant] Your guys' lack of respect for this master artist is disturbing.


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[Assistant] He said, allegedly he wants all the votes to be public. So the, the PA guys that voted, everything wasn't made public? Was that too-


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[Assistant] Kirk, what do, what do you think about like the, the NFL draft that Roger Goodell has come out and said that it's going to happen on time and I know some GMs are pushing back. Do you think they should delay that? Like I don't really understand why it would need to be delayed.


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[Assistant] I think I got, I think I lucked out and just got Kirk in a good spot, you know, when you get hit in the right spot, like I said, the right temple. Believe me, I took some, I took a beating that day from some of those old hungover linemen that wanted to make a point, trust me.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't, I don't know. Kirk, I think was selling the story a little bit. I don't think he just tapped out and quit right there.


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[Assistant] AJ, the shoulder pads you had on in that picture looked like couch cushions. You couldn't hit them with your shoulder pad? Yea, how do you even hit them with your head?


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[Assistant] Trust me, I think the same thing, like I wore, the shoulder pads I wore in the league were so small, it was almost like I felt like I didn't have anything on, but those giant, it was, I saw my linebacker coach, who I love the dude, would fit me for shoulder pads every year and he would just give me these monsters and I didn't say anything, I would never talk back.


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[Assistant] Can't really move coach, I can't even get my helmet on barely. And so yea, that's why we're all through high school. Hey, pretty good show today.


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[Assistant] It was, yea. Kirk was, Kirk was good. Aaron was great. I think they had fun. You see the Sharon here, pal? Oh, you got an Aussie rules football?


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[Assistant] Talk to you about when I had to play punt return and the guys were toying with me and playing games and almost laughing at me because they have all these little savvy moves. Like it'll be fun to watch. I really hope it happens for you actually.


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[Assistant] It's almost like the, the jackass thing that Aaron brought up. Have your buddies shave their genitals and then glue it onto your face. It's one of those things.


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[Assistant] What's kind of like, oh man, this is embarrassing, a little degrading. No. If it happens. Degrading to who? If you get pubes glued on your face. We're not getting pubes. We are past the pubes.


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[Assistant] They don't hold that football like that though. They don't, they don't keep pressure on it. They hold it weird, don't they?


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[Assistant] Imagine getting like dude sweaty, your sweaty arms on that too. That thing is, there's no friction, is there? It's just super smooth. Like my sweaty arms by the way, I'ma be sweaty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you gotta trim the top sometimes. I don't know if we can trim the top yet. I don't have any proper scissors yet to let her use.


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[Assistant] That's our guy. I have a list of things invented in the 1400s. Big things. Here we go. First golf balls. Really? The trigger. What's that? The trigger. I think for throwing up.


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[Assistant] The Traeger? Like the grill? The Traeger grill? T-R-I-G-G-E-R.


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[Assistant] Well after, so in 1485 Leonardo da Vinci designed the first parachute, and in 1492 Leonardo da Vinci first to seriously theorize about flying machines. So he created the parachute before the flying machine.


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[Assistant] You probably saw Columbus's sales and were like, oh, I could, that's a parachute.


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[Assistant] That could be 27 when the season starts.


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[Assistant] He registered, he registered to tackle and return one punt for 10 yards on special teams.


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[Assistant] I have a question for you two. Uh, now with like the younger generation and the different generation of players coming in, like we have veterans come in and say it's a completely different type of human being, do you think coaches like PJ Fleck who are like that have a better chance in the NFL or no?


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[Assistant] In his bankruptcy, uh, court filings, he, uh, had 5 million assets against 25 million in debt.


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[Assistant] He allegedly physically harmed and made threats to kill the victim.


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[Assistant] These moves left one team smiling and one team crying. Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 infamous sports trades.


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[Assistant] Number 10, The Bust. Eric Lindros from the Quebec Nordiques to the Philadelphia Flyers.


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[Assistant] Size, strength, and scoring skills meant Lindros went first in the 1991 draft.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, the Quebec Nordiques picked first that year, and Lindros flat-out refused to join them.


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[Assistant] So, Quebec dealt him to the Philadelphia Flyers for players like Peter Forsberg, Jocelyne Thibault, draft picks, and more. Did Captain Concussion in Philly win the Cup? No.


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[Assistant] It's tough to picture Favre in anything but Packers Green and Gold, but his first season was a terrible one in Atlanta, where the coach hated him, and he completed exactly no passes.


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[Assistant] Robert Parrish and Kevin McHale from the Golden State Warriors to the Boston Celtics.


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[Assistant] Two-thirds of the big three went to the Celtics the same day, courtesy of the Warriors. In exchange for the top pick and another first-rounder, red hourback nabbed Parrish and the third overall pick, which gave him Mikael.


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[Assistant] The Warriors chose injury-prone Joe Barry Carroll, while Parrish McHale and teammate Larry Bird proved this to be a lopsided deal by bringing Boston three titles in the 80s.


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[Assistant] Which they parlayed into three Super Bowls and one of the most impressive dynasties of the 90s.


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[Assistant] Walker played in Minnesota three uninspiring seasons, during which time he competed at the Olympics in bobsled. Obviously.


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[Assistant] Number 6. The Prodigy. Kobe Bryant from the Charlotte Hornets to the Los Angeles Lakers.


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[Assistant] However, a deal between the Hornets and the Lakers had already been reached, sending the rookie to L.A. in exchange for center Vlady Duvac. Duvac's time in Charlotte was lackluster at best. Kobe became a franchise player for the Lakers, helping the team three-peat from 1999 to 2002. Hindsight's 2020. Three, that's three. That's the triple right there.


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[Assistant] Number five, the dream builder, Joe Jackson from the Cleveland Naps to the Chicago White Sox.


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[Assistant] Because of Shoeless Joe's supposed involvement in the Black Sox scandal, he's still not in the Hall of Fame. But that shouldn't diminish his accomplishments on the field.


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[Assistant] Jackson set records and was a league leader in hits and slugging percentage. So Cleveland shipped him to Chi-Town for $31,500 and three players.


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[Assistant] Jackson promptly helped Chicago win the 1917 World Series, and the rest is history.


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[Assistant] Number four, the dynasty trade. Bill Russell from the St. Louis Hawks to the Boston Celtics.


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[Assistant] No sports dynasty is more impressive than the Celtics team that won eight consecutive championships.


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[Assistant] Bill Russell was that club's foundation, but he never would have been in Beantown if not for a trade with St. Louis.


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[Assistant] The Hawks selected Russell second in the 56 draft, but dealt him to red hourback in exchange for Ed McCauley and Cliff Hagen.


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[Assistant] Four Baltimore. They're one of the league's worst teams. They get first pick in the 83 draft, but their choice won't even play for them and threatens to play baseball instead. Lots of teams were in the Elway sweepstakes, but only Denver could give the Colts offensive lineman Chris Hinton a backup quarterback and a first round pick in 84.


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[Assistant] Wayne Gretzky from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings.


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[Assistant] Months after their fourth Stanley Cup win, the Oilers dismantled their dynasty and dealt the Great One to LA for comparative nobodies, draft picks, and $15 million. Canada didn't take the trade well.


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[Assistant] Politicians tried stopping it, number 99 was labeled a traitor, and the team's owner was burned in effigy.


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[Assistant] Number one, the franchise hex, Babe Ruth from the Boston Red Sox to the New York Yankees.


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[Assistant] From 1918 to 2004, the Boston Red Sox couldn't buy a championship, and superstitious fans blamed the curse of the Bambino. At the end of 1919, Boston owner Harry Frazee sold Babe to New York because he'd gotten too pricey or he had to fund a doomed Broadway play or something.


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[Assistant] Either way, Babe Ruth became a baseball great, and Boston was licking their wounds for decades.


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[Assistant] Do you agree with our list? What do you think are the most infamous trades in sports history?


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[Assistant] For more top tens about your favorite sports moments, be sure to subscribe to WatchMojo.com.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, the actor did, but. Jim Gandolfini. James, have a little respect.


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[Assistant] Elaborate, please? They're all wearing the uh, the dodgeball uniforms. You always have a shot when you're wearing dodgeball uniforms.


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[Assistant] AJ, I asked this to Pat earlier, would you rather have Tua with his injury history or Cam with his injury history? If you're like, say you're the Chargers and you think you'd get up and get Tua, or would you rather just sign Cam as a free agent?


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[Assistant] I would feel confident with Tua. And then like this video comes out and he looks pretty healthy. If he would have never got injured, would he have been ahead of Burrow? So now that this healthy video comes out, is there any chance that the Bengals start thinking maybe Tua over Burrow?


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[Assistant] It's something to think about because literally two months ago, if he, before three months ago, however long it was, if he doesn't get hit, he doesn't get hurt. Like we probably have no idea what the Bengals are doing at number one.


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[Assistant] Well, I know the beginning, towards the beginning of the season it was like Tank for 2, uh, cause Burrow hadn't come on yet. I'm not exactly sure where they were ranked when 2 got hurt though.


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[Assistant] We just heard, we just heard Pat yell. Oh my god, so I don't know, it must've... Not sure what happened in there.


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[Assistant] Pat, AJ's talking shit about golf. He's just not- Come on now. Oh, you weren't?


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[Assistant] That one guy seems like you can model your life after him. Cats and kittens. Doc. Doctor. Doc Antle. Now that guy.


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[Assistant] Started last night. Can only get so much in. What else are you doing?


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[Assistant] Well you get home and you work out and then you make dinner and by the time that's it's nine o'clock.


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[Assistant] Ziggs, is yours a destination wedding as well? No, it's later, it's the beginning of August, so we're still holding out hope.


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[Assistant] It's saying like between like 9,000 and 13,000 per hour. Okay, how many hours?


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[Assistant] What's the worst commercial you guys had to record for your teams back in the day?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I'm guessing like, uh, like team commercials or something like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, uh, what's the best heckling you've heard from a fan?


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[Assistant] Yeah, for 19 million before trading franchises with Carol Rosenbloom for the Baltimore Colts.


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[Assistant] Five years of training. Last December, he's on record, has repeated and said over and over and over again, I will not un-retire for the 2020 Olympic Good.


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[Assistant] Can I read something? Go ahead. Can I read? No, just can I read something at that spot? Oh, at the courthouse? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Welcome to, uh, McPheon Hawk Sports Talk, Monday, March 30th.


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[Assistant] Well, where you were quoted at, uh, is a place called ESPN. And if you watch ESPN


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[Assistant] The person that's sitting in between us on YouTube right now is a man that's a face of ESPN right now. He's on every single show that they have. I even saw him reporting on Outside the Lines. Ladies and gentlemen, former quarterback in the NFL, an incredible ESPN personality from the University of Connecticut, Mr. Daniel Orlovsky.


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[Assistant] Okay, good. I just want to let you know everybody just went crazy for your introduction. No surprise. No surprise. Exactly. Let's get right into it here, Dan. Did you think that Tom Brady was going to go to Tampa Bay and why is nobody signing Cam Newton as a starter right now?


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[Assistant] I have a question. You and I both know that some of these high-end personnel people are uh, superstitious. They're conspiracy theorists. I remember


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[Assistant] Whenever the Colts, my first couple years in the Colts, there was a thought that Bill Polian thought the plane that was flying over the practice field was the New England Patriots.


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[Assistant] There was always these types of considerations. Do not think maybe, like let's say the chargers.


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[Assistant] Maybe their doctors, like, well, we can't trust what that Atlanta doctor's saying, because we don't know who that Atlanta doctor knows, and they're just worried that until they get their hands on Cam Newton, they don't know if he's going to be healthy enough, both mentally or physically, to go through the season and be their franchise as they move into a new stadium. You don't think that's a potential


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[Assistant] Okay, we got 43 more to go. You can name 43 more people better than Cam Dutton at quarterback, you think?


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[Assistant] So now that we have it established that he's in the top 15 quarterbacks in the world, I think we've all established that.


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[Assistant] Clyde Christensen, incredible quarterback coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers right now. I think he was potentially an instrumental part


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[Assistant] Of Tom Brady ending up with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Do you think I'm right or do you think I'm wrong?


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[Assistant] I think Peyton Manning and Tom Brady were golfing in Jim Nance's backyard for Peyton's places. Okay? Peyton and Manning, whenever they were off camera, they were having conversations. Peyton, one of Peyton Manning's favorite coaches of all time is Clyde Christensen. Clyde Christensen,


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[Assistant] Currently down with Bruce Arians, who's probably another one of Peyton Manning's favorite coaches of all time. I think Clyde Christensen's brain and friendship with Peyton Manning was a potential swing factor in Tom Brady saying, I want to go to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I'm saying, I don't think a lot of places, like James Winston for instance, he's gonna be a backup quarterback somewhere. Some people are saying like he'd be a great backup quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers because obviously Mason Rudolph


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[Assistant] I feel like that's only a matter of when, not if, and then he'll be back for the good games. I mean, that's just kind of the way Ben Roethlisberger career goes. There's at least two to seven games a year where he's either going to be hobbling around or game time decision.


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[Assistant] Ben Roethlisberger type quarterback. Do you think that's the place he's gonna go and how much is Jameis and Cam you think they're gonna make?


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[Assistant] Like from a real conversation as a backup quarterback, do you think you could potentially make next year?


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[Assistant] Jordan Palmer, uh, is training love, I believe, right? Yea, Jordan Palmer is training him. And he said last year, because he had 17 interceptions, I think, or 20, some massive amount of interceptions, I forget what it was.


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[Assistant] In college football. And Jordan Palmer basically said, whenever you're the only NFL prospect in an entire division, you're basically told, like, go make a play. Go do whatever you gotta do. So he's very reckless with the ball last year, old love was. If he goes to the Chargers and they don't ask him to do much, and he's an athletic guy, and Tyrod Taylor can teach him some things, that seems like that's a very beautiful fit.


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[Assistant] It was rumored that the Eagles wanted you to be a coach for them. Is that something you're going to do in the future? Are you just going to wait until they give you Monday night football, which is inevitable?


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[Assistant] So more than just the Eagles. So multiple teams offered Dan Orlovsky conversations about potentially becoming a coach for their staff. Can we say that?


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[Assistant] I enjoy the painting, but uh, we had to fix that connection. The connection's a lot better though. Yeah, Zito actually took it upon himself to cut you off and hang up on you because the connection was so bad on your side.


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[Assistant] You were saying very important things, but they were coming in through Dicey. I think what you were saying though, is that you wanted to land in the right spot if you were to get into coaching. And then you went into this entire diatribe about how the Philadelphia Eagles would be the perfect place for you. And there was reports that the Philadelphia Eagles had wanted to talk to you about coaching.


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[Assistant] And I don't know if that's still off or sitting on the table, but what is it? Do you want to still try and make it to the top of the sports media world or is it one of those things where you just want to kind of play it out and see what happens?


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[Assistant] Would you be a hard ass coach or no? I think you would.


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[Assistant] Hey, I wanna thank you for what you've been doing on Get Up Every Morning, man. We watch. It's awesome.


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[Assistant] What did he say? Well you kinda muted off there with your Paw Patrol internet.


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[Assistant] Okay, it happens. I mean, a lot of people do. You gotta live with it. Uh, who wins the Super Bowl next year? Here's a real question. Whenever ESPN releases their power rankings,


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[Assistant] Do they like ask for your input or is that just somebody behind the scenes and then they just release that and tell you to talk about it?


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[Assistant] Dan, Dan, did you watch the iHeartRadio live concert last night?


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[Assistant] Outstanding. It was pretty good. It was like the Illuminati put on a concert, but Russell Wilson was in the middle there. Did you see the balls he was throwing to future, little future? I mean, they were, they didn't drop, I think he dropped one or whatever. It was incredible. Russell Wilson's unbelievable at everything he does.


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[Assistant] How about whenever he plays for the Yankees too? That guy's the president of the Yankees too if he wanted to be, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] He hates Russell Wilson. He's a big Yankees fan. So anytime Yankees, uh, you know, put a hat on Russell and let him do some training or spring training and everything. Ty gets so upset about, I mean, very, very, where is he from? Iowa.


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[Assistant] How about that guy's internet just being trash? What happened there, you think?


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[Assistant] Dan Urlovsky is if you go into the kitchen of ESPN and you create an ESPN pundit, it is Dan Urlovsky. It's like smart, clever,


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[Assistant] Attractive, NFL quarterback, just, Dan Roelofsky is the perfect person for television. He really is. And some people hate him, which, by the way, you're supposed to. Like, that's, that's like a part of the whole thing.


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[Assistant] That's still saying I can name 44 people that are better than, I mean saying top 45 was a wild statement. I was like, top 45 Dan? I love Dan Relush.


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[Assistant] Alex Troffe, he says NFL QB is debatable. No, he was. He was a long time quarter.


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[Assistant] Obviously a mistake, but we've all made mistakes. Just haven't gotten glorified to the point that he is. He was a good quarterback for the Colts whenever he came in. Good leader too. I thought he was going to get paid because we were bad and turns out he did not.


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[Assistant] That's like John Gruden. Every year, John Gruden, it would get leaked that some team was going to pay him $10 million a year and he would renegotiate his Monday night football contract to make seven, eight million a year, nine million a year. And then finally the Raiders like,


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[Assistant] I will actually pay you that 10 million a year you've been faking up for the last 10 years. Like deal, fuck it, I'll take 10 million for 100 million or 10 million for 10 years. That's smart business to do that.


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[Assistant] I couldn't define it for you, no. Me neither. I mean, I tried to like use context clues, but his sentence was so short there. I'm not 100%. Is that like your motto?


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[Assistant] That did not get reported, by the way, by all those people from our conversation with Aaron Rodgers. Nobody talked about this statement, the life motto that came out of that entire interview. It never got reported on, but I think it was just as important.


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[Assistant] Answer. None of them. I'll tell you that. It's not just something that a truck driver dad has taken his kids to. Let's take a vacation to Peru in the middle of the school year. What do they want Aaron Rodgers to do these people? If I can't win.


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[Assistant] Ty, Connor and the boys have put together here, which by the way, congrats to you boys getting your stuff on, uh, big cable television. Way to go boys. Uh, but they sent it to me and they had the entire script out of how they were going to word it and everything.


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[Assistant] Do you think, I don't know, we just give courtesy to people on our show. Courtesy of, courtesy of, courtesy of, we think that is the standard.


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[Assistant] There was no courtesy of McAfee and Hawk Sports Talk for all those places, though, and I wasn't happy, but you weren't. Uh, you didn't mind.


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[Assistant] Let's go to the YouTube comment sections. Uhm, AJ, is A-Rod a good leader? Seen multiple articles saying the locker room isn't behind him. Ask Ray Perez.


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[Assistant] Why though? It seems like it kinda started early. I think his relationship with the media is potentially, it's almost like Jay Cutler's relationship with the media, right? Jay Cutler


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[Assistant] And the media did not get along. That's why they showed Jay Cutler at his worst. And when he was worse, he was must-see television. I mean, when he was upset, pouting, smoking, Jay became, you know, must-see television. But every quarterback had those moments of frustration on the sideline, and they only chose to show Jay or show Jay Cutler's moments.


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[Assistant] Because I think he didn't have a great relationship with the media. It feels like Aaron doesn't have the greatest relationship with the media. I think everybody respects him.


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[Assistant] But uh, you don't see them doing a lot of interviews or palling around a lot with media people. And I think there's a chance that whenever some people can get a chance to kind of spin a narrative, they almost want to do that because Aaron isn't one of their guys. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] He wanted to talk about how you watch WWE videos all the time. I didn't know you did that.


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[Assistant] Over the top, huh? I thought I just did a pretty standard intro there. I started out too hot by the way, I watch a video this weekend.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I had hit rock bottom on all the things and I didn't watch Ozark season two. So Ozark season three release didn't really get me going because I didn't know what the hell was going on. I still have to go back and catch up. I got kind of bored in Ozark season one to be honest with you, but if everybody says they like it, it must be something, but I did not. So I kind of hit rock bottom there. So I was going back through some old videos.


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[Assistant] I love Jay Cutler, like that, even back whenever they showed all his bad moments.


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[Assistant] Like, the only showed bad Jay Cutler. It was like that game where he got hurt, where he needed surgery or whatever, but he chose to stand on the sidelines.


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[Assistant] They were like, Oh, look at Jay Cutler. He doesn't even care about his team. He's just standing over there in the playoffs. Next day comes out like, Oh, he needs to replace his entire leg. Actually. It's like, Oh, maybe it's a little time. They tried to make Jay Cutler look bad. Like legitimately, I think a lot of people are trying to make Jay Cutler look bad. And I think I just enjoyed that so much. Like I enjoyed whatever he did.


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[Assistant] To set this up for them only to show his bad stuff, like I enjoyed it. So I was always a big Jay Cutler fan, but that makes me even more. Tell them I said fuck them. That's all.


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[Assistant] Me? Yea. Yea, what do you do there? You can't not say it.


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[Assistant] AJ, you know, not a lot of people told me they love me, you know what I mean? I don't believe that.


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[Assistant] I was very- Her wedding coming along. Oh, don't even talk about it. So she got her dress in the mail today.


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[Assistant] Now granted, I can't see it right? And I can't like give her, she calls me this morning like an hour before we go live on the radio show. FaceTime. Doesn't normally happen. She's bawling her eyes out. I'm like,


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[Assistant] I'm running through my head what could have potentially happened, especially in the state of the wind right now. There was like 75 different potential outcomes of what was going on because these are real tears, right? I'm like, oh my god, here we go. I'm like, what's going on? And she goes, uh, my dress just got here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm not gonna do FedEx ever again for what they did to her dress. Are you kidding me? My fiancee? You're just gonna do that too? I will only ship with the fucking what can Brown do for you, pal.


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[Assistant] I won't dip back into those purple waters ever again. You keep all those subliminal messages with your little forward arrows on the FedEx thing to yourself. Keep the dress dry and maybe I'll come back to you again.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna disrespect my fiance and her dream wedding date. Fat Axe, you stupid idiots.


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[Assistant] I don't know the rules. I don't know the rules.


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[Assistant] So you know, like the WWE Performance Center, they're going full speed ahead with shows right now, right?


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[Assistant] I guess to get in though, you got to go through a medical test to get in, right? Like some, some wrestlers have been sent home because they haven't passed the test to get into the facility. It's like every day you go there, like you're good. So you go back to your apartment or your house or your hotel, wherever you stay, then you come back and then you get some sort of test. I don't think it's a COVID-19 test because they can't have that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's probably a temperature test or something. Again, if you're up at all, you're out, gone. See you later. Don't come in. That's what you're going to have to set up for my wedding at your house.


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[Assistant] AJ was spraying off his porch, uh, off his porch. Had a big, uh, you had a big thing on your hose there. Oh, a firetruck? Yea, it was a firetruck hose.


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[Assistant] Chopper was awesome. Chopper Bopper, his father-in-law, walks out of the house and I'm FaceTiming with him. He goes, what? AJ goes, what? All right. See you later, man. I'm like, who's that? He's like, Chopper's leaving right now and he flips the camera around.


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[Assistant] I see Chopper hopping on a Harley. He was like the most, I'm like fucking Chopper Boppers riding out here on his hog. He's like, yeah, but then starts it up. He's gone.


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[Assistant] Grabs the, the thing she was delivering, tells her to leave and then see you later and then, what, put that on repeat for another 20 minutes. That's how we talk.


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[Assistant] Can't do it AJ, we can't die. You can't have you dying when this show is just starting to take off.


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[Assistant] Gotta have a show, lady. Learn what social distancing is. Stop being, uh, you know, rude. Let's go back to the YouTube comments section. Uh, Kayden Volbrick says they should get on Spotify. I think we are. It's the Pat Mac Show 2.0, though.


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[Assistant] Hey, you're doing great though. The podcast is doing well. People love it. So can we get Chopper and Pistol on the show?