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[Assistant] And they just spit all over herself trying to say it. One of them finally just says,


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[Assistant] G-Roy! And when he said G-Roy, that stuck. I've been a G-Roy for a long time till I moved here.


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[Assistant] But that was before the G-Roy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, mountain man, Marty, good day, occasion from around here to nickname me mountain man. After I moved here.


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[Assistant] Mama tried, didn't she? Mama tried, mama tried. She did. Hey, mama was a very good Christian woman. Sure was. Dad too, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm glad y'all followed my lead after all these years having a Bible verse at the end of the show. You know, I did that to start with. And, uh, I would love to say that we got that from you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, y'all go to old mountainmansworld.com. I know it's not my world, but hey, mountainmansworld.com over kabooya.com.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, we, we go out on a limb doing our videos, still can't make no money off of how you're supposed to make money off of them. I can't make a dollar. But look, Bert's jumping over fires. I'm staring out in front of trains.


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[Assistant] Oh, I didn't say the clock running, so.


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[Assistant] It is pretty cool that they're nominated for an award to think that this all started, all these things started kind of by happenstance.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was gonna say, did we get Harry Christmas on there or what?


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[Assistant] If you scroll through the podcast category.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Go support us. Let's have some fun. Plus, there's Zach Williams. That would be cool. That may actually be one way where Phil would leave the house to go accept the award. I doubt it.


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[Assistant] Oh, can you imagine the vest he's going to wear for that? Golly.


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[Assistant] You were going on your birthday celebration to report.


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[Assistant] So the burgers were, the burgers were okay. They were hamburgers. They were hamburgers. Ice cream. Good. Cause it says burgers and ice cream on the side. They should put french fries.


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[Assistant] That, okay, I can, hey, there you go, that's an honest opinion.


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[Assistant] Um, for, for thievery, it, it, who wrote the post? Me. You wrote it. So you were big mad when you read it. Okay, alright. Cause that was one of the most passive aggressive posts I've read in a while. So it was like, low key this cat needs a therapist, but.


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[Assistant] I would, yeaah, I am, I, because this is one of the nosiest areas in America. Oh yeaah. So uhm.


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[Assistant] Not everybody's a fisherman. Fishermen don't steal. They can't make it make sense the other way. I'm like, man, it ain't that hard.


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[Assistant] Factor is the first meal prep service I've used that I'm sad when the meal is over. Most of the time I kind of got like power through, you know, like, oh man, this, this is supposed to be healthy for me.


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[Assistant] But with Factor, like I get done, I'm like, man, I could use one more of those. Those are good. That's what they're there for.


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[Assistant] Amen. Look, I highly recommend any of the pork dishes. They are by far my favorites. But the chicken's good, the beef's good.


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[Assistant] For the same price or less than you eat out everyday. Plus it's better for you. That is the cool thing about it.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. They've got breakfast bowls. You can add whatever you want to the deal. It is truly up to you. I mean, you can, you can customize however you want. So if you want to budget this month by cutting back on takeout use factor. Like I said, it's the same price or cheaper a lot of times.


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[Assistant] You can't, you can't do that with the big boys.


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[Assistant] You know what's even funnier, you're talking about the zip ties on the reel, so like,


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[Assistant] Five years ago, maybe six, whenever we launched Fenn Commander.


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[Assistant] We did that deal with Zebco where they did a rod and rail combo with us. And they asked like, Hey, can y'all go out and use them and take pictures? And I was like, yeah, man, that's cool. Whatever.


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[Assistant] So I went out using it and I sent him to the marketing guy, Bob Bagby, good friend of mine now. He's no longer there. He's retired, but he sent me back a reply. I said, Hey,


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[Assistant] These look great. Can you cut the zip ties off of the reel? And I was like...


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[Assistant] Well, I thought they were there to like help hold the reel on too, like a little added protection. He said, no, those are for thieves. So like in my mind, I've never even thought.


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[Assistant] About cutting a reel off of a rod and reel combo. So I've always, I was like, man, that's really cool. They put zip ties on here and make sure it don't slip out. Make sure it don't fall off. Yeah. Like I never even, like the thought that that was theft protection from the factory never crossed my mind. That's what's wild. I mean, that's where different people are in life and like. Hell yeah.


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[Assistant] It just, I never had any idea. Of course, so then I had to go and retake the pictures after I cut the zip ties off. But yeah, I had no idea that that's what the zip ties were there for.


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[Assistant] What that guy doesn't know is like, if he would have just, like, if he's gonna buy him for cash, if he'd have went up there and asked your dad for, hey man, I need 70 bucks. But they've been like,


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[Assistant] Sweep the parking lot, I'll give you 75 right now.


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[Assistant] But I'm saying, like, he didn't have to go to that resort to get whatever he got from selling a stolen reel. Like, that's the problem. Like, he needs to come meet Big Dave Friday night at CR. Like, let's call it what it is.


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[Assistant] Which by the way, if you like send a deal to us, we generally send- Yeah, give them back to you free. Well, we'll send you more reads for the price of a stamp for the most part. Whatever it cost us, literally cost us to get it to you is what we charge. We don't make a penny off of reads.


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[Assistant] Oh, we have to now, but the problem you run into is people like to toot on it one time to make sure it sounds like they think it's gonna sound like before they take it home. So it's like...


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[Assistant] It's a weird dip, but we get them back from Academy, from Bass Pro, from TP, for you Max, you name it, that come back and they're either missing a wedge, a reed.


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[Assistant] Like, and then they just return it and say it's defective.


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[Assistant] You cheap rascals, all you did was took a 20 cent read out of the thing. Like, we would have sent you those.


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[Assistant] All you have to do is take the time to email or call our customer service and we are going to send them to you for the price of what it costs to get there. We don't charge you nothing for the material, like nothing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Phone calls, emails, it doesn't sound like a mallard drake.


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[Assistant] People obviously very clearly don't know what a mallard drake sounds like.


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[Assistant] Said, this doesn't sound like a T. Well, I popped it out there. Kikikikiki. That's all right.


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[Assistant] Well, it's hard whenever they try to blame something on you when it's very clearly not your fault.


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[Assistant] I wish I'd have known about it about 10 years ago before all mine just left the chat. So, but the cool thing is Brittany has taken it now to deal with the postpartum stuff. So.


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[Assistant] Like I didn't realize this when women have kids, apparently their hair falls out. That's wild. So she had two of them. So you can imagine what she's going through. It's brittle. It's breaking. It's all over the house, but she started like now a month ago.


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[Assistant] And you can tell there are less, there are visibly less wads of hair in our bathroom, which is something I'm very happy about.


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[Assistant] Because them things, man, I call them spiders. Like you just glance at them real quick. They look like little spiders all over in the corner. But that is a cool thing. Nutrifol is the number one hair growth supplement dermatologist recommend. It's trusted and recommended by more than 3,000 top doctors and stylists. Nutrifol's hair growth supplements use physician formulated


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[Assistant] Natural science backed ingredients. It's drug free. It's a patented technology so that you know that it's reliable and it's consistent and it's not going to compromise your sexual health. So.


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[Assistant] Ding. That's what I'll say about that. Look, if you go to neutrophil.com you can take their hair, hair health wellness quiz.


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[Assistant] Could help you identify the causes of your thinning hair. They can customize a plan straight for you. It is that simple because neutrophil targets the root causes of thinning hair such as stress, hormones, environment, lifestyle, and nutrition.


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[Assistant] So you're taking care of the inside of your body the whole time while that helps take care of the outside of your body. It is a whole body wellness approach. Men showed progressive improvement in hair growth and visible thickness after three to six months. But look, it's not just for men. They now have postpartum. They have everything. You name it, whatever stage of life you're in, they can help you out.


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[Assistant] It is really cool. You can take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, NutriFold is offering our listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you go to nutrifold.com slash men.


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[Assistant] Now, I don't wanna kill the momentum of the story, but are there cameras at your gym? No. Bad gummit.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, the one I was walking was fighting for money. Regardless of that, picking up a man.


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[Assistant] It's hard. I don't care how strong you are.


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[Assistant] 170? That's what I, 170 pounds of just dead weight?


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[Assistant] That's from all you boys choking him. Getting up under there getting them short hairs. Boy, that's the ones that hurt.


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[Assistant] It's adventure. There it is. That's when I just- That's them! That's when I think I'd just find something different to do.


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[Assistant] So they, they use ice skates like people here use bicycles.


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[Assistant] Well that's why I said bicycle. I heard some form of exercise.


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[Assistant] Well, when you live in, I will say this, it's kind of like up north here, when you live in places that are frozen in about six to eight months out the year, you've got to find something to do. That's true. You know?


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[Assistant] People live in Louisiana, Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida. I mean, we, there's some of us that have figured it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see mine don't bother me that bad. I just sit right there.


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[Assistant] We're full of good advice. And you better be comfortable with Jesus if you do.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a very confusing time for you.


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[Assistant] Because you are still obsessed with a USA chant and that'd probably be your best, best chance to get one.


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[Assistant] I've been that fast in a car and I didn't like it either. And I had a professional driver doing it. Don't care. I don't like riding in a boat with John.


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[Assistant] That's a true statement. He never wants to look at the track.


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[Assistant] I rode with him at Talladega.


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[Assistant] I've just never been an adrenaline junkie. I don't know.


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[Assistant] A fish biting my cricket or my court going under or a duck coming in the hole, but like going real fast and surviving, not your boy's thing. If it ends with Ann surviving, I'm out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I went, I went on that rafting trip with Brittany and Wheeler and them and I scared death the whole time.


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[Assistant] It is. Yeaah, I just, I'm not an adrenaline guy.


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[Assistant] He said, I don't need it. That's what Sy said.


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[Assistant] My favorite part is he knows it. That's the coolest part of that whole.


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[Assistant] Let's pull our way into our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] And we did this last week like a small business. We did a small business highlight with our man with the kettle corn. I got another one. Skipper Seats. They are a small family owned business. It's actually a cool deal. I thought that Brittany was kind of an anomaly because she always takes a towel when we go fishing to put on the boat seat. Yea, you don't want to get wet. Well these are...


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[Assistant] These are towels. These are fishing towels. They're for your boat seat. Hey you, baby. And you know what, America.


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[Assistant] Heaven forbid, we, we sell cool stories. I mean, that's kind of what we're known for.


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[Assistant] Redneck ingenuity, boys. I bet that's good. And I thought we were bad for having a bathtub in our yard growing up, but we had worms in it.


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[Assistant] You think he's contacted the warranty department about that safe, said it's not fireproof?


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[Assistant] And Dallas, my hat's off to you because you could have folded up and quit, but you didn't, man. That's uh, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Saddest place on earth. It ain't a fun place. It is, it is, mmm. It's misery in the flesh, man. It is, uh.


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[Assistant] But it's full of cool stories and it is full of the best people that walk this planet that work that every day. So my, my hats are off to them. And, uh, yeah, we actually just donated a bunch of stuff.


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[Assistant] To the, to our NICU just because we had it leftover and I didn't realize a lot of those kids stay in there longer and run out of the clothes sizes and all that. So some of the stuff boys didn't wear and some diapers like bigger sized diapers when they have to stay in there a little bit longer that they outgrew, we just took up there and dropped off. So.


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[Assistant] No, I, I would just, on that regard, I would yield to the wife and see, yeah, like Johnny D said, wash her feet for crying out loud. And that doesn't mean literally get down and wash her feet, bro. That means figure it out, figure out what it is of why she's wanting to stay.


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[Assistant] And why, you know, I mean, it's fine. Like the cool thing is we live in a world where.


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[Assistant] Moving out of state or staying there doesn't keep you from doing anything you want to do with the gospel.


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[Assistant] You're connected through the world in two seconds. So like you can be.


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[Assistant] A leader in the gospel, uhm, right there from where you're at right now. So, like, I don't, not, not, I don't know what the draw is to get out of there.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. So that's why I just, man. With what we got.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's a tough one. I'm staying. I'm going with that other verse in there of, uh, love your wife as Christ loved the church. I love his church. Yeaah. That's what I'm going with. So whatever that love needs to be to show, do it. Do it. That's where I'm sticking.


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[Assistant] Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duckdoll Road. Hey! We're here. That's it. Where else would you rather be?


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[Assistant] But you're a grown man, if you need to get up and go get you some, go do it. I dare you, leave your pile of snacks there, unguarded.


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[Assistant] Never mess with your gutters again, boys.


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[Assistant] Man, you live in a dream where birthday presents are heirs and broadcasters and dear targets.


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[Assistant] How'd that go over? I got Brittany a vacuum cleaner. I've done that. Her idea, not mine. It was hers.


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[Assistant] Lord have mercy. Well look, we got Mother's Day right around the corner. Don't forget, you got less than a week now to get your mom something for Mother's Day.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm the same way. It's that mango's birthday, mother's day, anniversary, but it's all within a month of each other. But then I'm done for a while. You know? Till Christmas. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Walk in there with that get me over gift to the end of it and then the gift after duck season is always bigger than the one prior, so.


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[Assistant] I'm off to- No, so this will be your last one. Yeaah. Cause you ain't sixty yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I turned sixty. Oh, I thought you said you turn. Your turn and turned is not very different in your vocabulary.


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[Assistant] Cause I can't tell if it's turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't know what wear it meant. But it sounded bad. That's when it grips on your chest when you eat it. That's when you get to eat it and wear it all at the same time.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of good, juicy food. You let it just hang around in your mustache up there? Oh hey, no.


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[Assistant] Basically moved back in, we had the kids, we still haven't really decorated the house, the inside per se.


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[Assistant] So rather than putting up old stuff, I got a bunch of pictures printed out of her and her boys. Good call.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it seemed like the least offensive thing I could do.


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[Assistant] Well, the good news is we didn't decorate prior, so it's not like I'm having to take stuff down. I mean, this is all install. This is going to be super simple. Super, I hope. I mean, I don't, however she wants to do them, but no.


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[Assistant] That's tight though. Cause then the kids really got the mom son. They didn't get what dad wanted to get mom. That's their own deal.


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[Assistant] Every time Brittany wears crocs, I take a picture of her because she once said I'd never be caught dead in them things. And I'm like, uhm. Motherhood does stuff, do ya? What about, nah, this would be even pre-motherhood.


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[Assistant] She slipped mine on one time. It's got a little fuzzy stuff in it. I wear it during duck season.


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[Assistant] Ah, beautiful during hunting season, when you're just wearing them to go step into a pair of waders. Fantastic.


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[Assistant] And then they get in my waiters. That's when I wear them. But she slid them on one time to go to mailbox when it looked cool out.


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[Assistant] They say, I know, she's been in the academy, got her some fuzzy crocs too. I said, now hold on. I said, now hold on now. Hold on. You, you, you talking trash. That's funny. And here you go. Now you, influencer. That's what I am.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe an 18 foot jig pole like Gavin was talking about before we got rolling. 16. 16. 16.


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[Assistant] Unreal. Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this. I'm going to get coffee.


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[Assistant] And they do. And you know why they do? Tell us why. Because of that hatch. What's the weirdest thing? Like, they'd be there.


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[Assistant] So like, you know, they're twins, so we gotta wake them up same time and all that kind of stuff. So if one of them wakes up, sorry buddy, you're up too. Yeah, hey, get him up. So, but if you want to wake him up very nicely, you just turn the hatch off. And he, he like.


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[Assistant] As soon as it goes off, he starts like, I'm talking about, it's wild.


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[Assistant] The cool thing is, is even before this happened on the duck call room and ads and all that, we, they said, what do you think about doing ads for Hatch? I said, I'm in, we've got two of them.


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[Assistant] I mean, we got one that stays in our room and we got a travel one. So, and you can do everything from your phone. Low key, the travel one's in our bedroom right now. I mean, Brittany used it at night. Right. We listen to the ocean.


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[Assistant] White noise will enhance sleep. Absolutely. You don't need it. I don't need it. You don't, I can't imagine your sleep getting any better. So, I don't need it. You would be the one guy that doesn't need a hatch.


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[Assistant] For everybody else, if you have trouble sleeping, it's a life-changing deal. I mean, and it's so easy.


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[Assistant] And they can hear that thing when I turn it on with my phone.


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[Assistant] And they start going, ah, because we ain't even got there with a bottle yet. So you talk about training. We got them trained, but look, the new and improved second generation hatch rest makes sleep better and more magical for your entire family. The all in one hatch rest is a smart sleep device with a sound machine and nightlight that grows with your kids.


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[Assistant] But toddlers and big kids build sleep independence with color and sound cues. The time for bed pairing alerts them that it's time to wind down for the night and in the morning a time to rise signal lets them know it's okay to get out of bed for the day, keeping those early risers in bed longer.


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[Assistant] Jackson is going to need that because he's always the first one up. And that's mainly because he's bigger and hungrier every time. That's all good.


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[Assistant] The rest has helped over 3 million babies and parents get restful sleep. That is true. I'm, I'm one of those parents. So it's no wonder that it's consistently a top baby registry item.


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[Assistant] Which is exactly why we put two different ones on our list in case somebody didn't want to get the big one. They got the little one. We got both. Praise God. Happy we did right now. Hatch is offering our listeners up to 15% off your purchase of a hatch rest and free shipping at hatch.co slash duck. So if you're ready.


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[Assistant] For improved sleep for your kids and yourself, go to hatch.co slash duck to get up to 15% off and free shipping. That's hatch.co slash duck.


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[Assistant] Well. Give him benefit of the day.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like we're round and not flat. I mean, it's bizarre, man. It's almost like we rotate on an axis.


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[Assistant] No way boys. Oh them, them bourbon pecans were fantastic.


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[Assistant] Now in my sampler, I got the dead gum. Bourbon pecans. Delicious.


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[Assistant] I got the, uh, almonds, roasted salted almonds.


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[Assistant] Goblin? What is that? I don't know what it is, but it's fantastic. That's a peanut.


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[Assistant] What is that? I don't know, try it. This is going to be the best part. I just made a custom trail mix.


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[Assistant] Maybe we'll get a duck call room blend on nuts.com. A chocolate covered gummy bear? See? How good is that?


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[Assistant] But it does. There you go. Look, and our friends over at Nuts.com is your one stop shop for freshly roasted nuts, dried fruit, sweets, pantry staples like specialty flowers.


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[Assistant] And more. Their wide selection means there's something for everyone. Got one?


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[Assistant] Hard on that trail, man. Johnny D. Legitimately hasn't stopped eating gummy bears. I ain't even gone hiking.


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[Assistant] The, the bourbon pecans, if you like pecans, get the bourbon pecans. I love pecans.


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[Assistant] They are fantastic. I will make a pecan pie with those.


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[Assistant] So they was playing tag up there? Oh no! That's right.


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[Assistant] Different Travis. You don't say.


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[Assistant] I've never understood why people would go and jump out of a perfectly good airplane.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying I wouldn't jump, but it's a last resort. It's not going to be like, I'm leaving this thing behind.


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[Assistant] Like I didn't go swimming with a barracuda. You think I'm going to jump out of an airplane? Would you fly with the blue? Oh, that's the one.


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[Assistant] I don't know about throw up, but I know I'd pass out every time they made a turn.


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[Assistant] Of course the problem with me is I ain't real sure there's enough room in that cockpit of said blue angel for your boy to get in. Well that's limited. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] It's very limited. I'll probably, getting my big rear end in there would probably limit some of the tricks we could do.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, the seat for sure. I mean, my knees are going to be up. It's like a race car.


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[Assistant] I don't know, just like. Cause I think you got a pretty good rocket up under your rear end sending you. Oh yeah. Yeah. You don't want to do that.


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[Assistant] Heck yea, I'd do it in a heartbeat. So many gotta be like tandem or something, like somebody's gotta be strapped onto Godwin. I'd pay to see that.


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[Assistant] I'd pay to see Gavin up under somebody like this. They're falling.


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[Assistant] So that's putting a lot of faith in man. I ain't got that much faith in man.


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[Assistant] I got that much faith in Jesus, but my man's name, he ain't Jesus. It could be. It could be Jesus, but you know, but.


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[Assistant] I ain't jumping over a perfectly good airplane. Now, if it's a last resort.


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[Assistant] And it's into the ocean, or the water. Yeaah, let's just get it over with, man. I'm coming, baby. Here we go. No more fighting it. Here we go. Anyway. Well.


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[Assistant] So does a squirrel have two arms and two legs or four legs? Four legs.


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[Assistant] What about a deer? Does he have two arms and two legs or four legs?


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[Assistant] You've seen that? I've been the recipient of a glitter bomb.


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[Assistant] No, it was no good. It just shot glitter and confetti all over me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's his backyard. I understand that, but man, you would think a guy that like, was that bizarre would want to be kind of out in some wide open spaces. Well that's why there's three of them.


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[Assistant] If you ever, I don't know when you'd use half the stuff we talked about. Maybe if you listen to Bobby Bones or something, they got a little trivia questions. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the inbox. That's the emails. If you have anything, send it to us. If you got weird things on YouTube that we need to watch, like Squirrel Obstacle Horses. Hey, we're interested. That's crazy. You know? You can't say that's not weird, but.


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[Assistant] Incredible. Oh, but, well, I mean, yes, but still a bizarre thing to watch. Like, it's fun.


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[Assistant] I get it, there's 110 million other weirdos, that's cool. I'm gonna be the hun- I could potentially be the 111. I'm going to watch it. It's very biological.


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[Assistant] Nothing, don't worry about minor details. Johnny D, what's in that inbox? What's in the inbox? After you get through texting Chad.


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[Assistant] Not him. I mean, he may have taught his son, but I've seen his son do.


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[Assistant] But it sure is wonderful. But you pop that tail off just right, it got meat on the end there too. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Man, get some odd jobs. You're a youth minister. You should have plenty of time, I would think, to...


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[Assistant] Well, you're in Montana. Are y'all mowing grass yet? I don't even know. Nah. They just now buddin' up there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean there's gotta be some stuff he can do. Side gigs. Yeaah. Side hustles. Whatever that may look like.


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[Assistant] Uh, down here a lot of people, like I said, a lot of people mow grass, but up there, but I mean we live in a world now you can do so many things from home and get paid for it.


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[Assistant] Like working at night and do all kinds of things, but I'm sure wouldn't think there's like an online ministry program.


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[Assistant] An outreach program that would pay him to like do lessons or something? I mean, I'm sure there is, like.


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[Assistant] You know, instead of worming humans, maybe we worm cows. Like, I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] All ours start out new, but they are all various shades of white.


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[Assistant] We're not the ones like, oh, that one got carrots on it, throw it away. No, they wearing orange and yellow.


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[Assistant] No, they pretty much grow out of them at the same time. Weyland hang out in them a little longer than Jackson, but no, they're...


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[Assistant] But we are giving our stuff to people who are having kids. There's a lot of people having kids right now, so.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, 100%. But I think there's a lot of, there's, the world we live in is pretty cool because there's a lot of different ways to make revenue that don't require like you leaving home necessarily. So there's a lot of interesting ways to


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[Assistant] To make money that used to not exist. So, I just think it all depends on how hard you want to work.


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[Assistant] I don't know. How about taking care of some pennies or something? How about some financial stuff?


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[Assistant] No, I don't. Somebody just sent me one actually. Where's my phone? We gotta wrap this joke around. Actually yea, a buddy of mine just sent me this. I thought it was kinda cool.


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[Assistant] It says, one who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin, but there's a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Proverbs 18, 24. And it says, thanks for always being a great friend and listening to my complaining. So.


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[Assistant] That's a cool thing. I mean when you get those kind of texts, that's an encouraging thing. I've known this guy for about 12 years now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, yeah, it's kind of cool when you get those kind of texts, but be that guy. Be those people.


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[Assistant] You out there listen, be the, be the people that get those kind of texts, but also don't be afraid to be the people that send those kind of texts to the one that matter, uh, in your life.


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[Assistant] That's a wrap on the most winding, meandering.


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[Assistant] Podcast, yeaah, that's two dead gum biggins from Bussy Breaks then.


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[Assistant] I know exactly where that is on Bussy. I know, it's right there.


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[Assistant] And I pull up, it's 6.15 and the karaoke is going full blast at 6.15. I said, that's how you know he's 75. Like, we started this thing early? Are we going to be done?


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[Assistant] Look, so I took that quiz. It was like, simple questions. Big guy, sleeps on his back, likes it soft. Boom. Moonlight Lux. That easy. Send it to the door.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go, start the segment. We got seven seconds.


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[Assistant] If that doesn't say America, I don't know what does.


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[Assistant] Well, not necessarily athletic, but I feel good. I was about to say, you don't look athletic.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not very nice. I do feel good. And it's because stone turned me on to AG one by athletic greens. I think.


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[Assistant] Seventy-five of them. High quality. It was designed with ease in mind so you can live healthier and better without having to do a lot.


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[Assistant] Well Stone, in a couple days when I walk outside and there's four, there's a certain log between me and Jep's house that the turtles sit on


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[Assistant] No, I don't. But you know what? This morning, six boxes of, well, one box of six meals of factor showed up. It's what I've been eating for lunch. I know I got that jalapeno lime cheddar chicken. I know I got a spicy poblano beef bowl. I had a pork chop for lunch today. It's the li- By the way.


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[Assistant] I've been on this factor thing for a month, uh, probably two months now.


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[Assistant] Instead of going through a drive-through, ten pounds, lost it. That's the only thing I changed. It's the best.


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[Assistant] See? I mean. Hey look, there's the app right there. Next week I'm getting ground pork and cheddar chili mac. There's that spicy poblano beef ball. It's so good.


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[Assistant] My friend Drew, D-R-U-E, she sent this in, and it just made me giggle.


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[Assistant] That is funny. So I'm just gonna leave that there for the rest of the time.


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[Assistant] So Eli emails in, uh, 16, he once sent us a package that had a Michael Jordan card in it, which was really cool to me. Thank you, sir. So hey, if you email him, I answer that question. He needs some advice. He's working at a plant nursery. What is that, Martin?


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[Assistant] Loves the people, not sure about the work. He was just offered a job at a golf course, working there. Uhm, just so happens the guy that offered this job, he's got a crush on his daughter.


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[Assistant] Both like each other, they've already been on two dates. He really wants to take the golf course job because I would make a lot more money, he says.


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[Assistant] And I'd get to see old girl a lot, but I feel loyalty to the nursery since I've been working there for almost two years. Should I stay at the nursery or start at the golf course?


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[Assistant] What's more important to you, the girl or maybe like a little bump up in money, more hours?


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[Assistant] I think technically, let me read it word for word, would make a lot, quotation marks, a lot more money.


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[Assistant] He's a little behind, but he's catching up on the podcast. He's 18, so he's starting to, uh, we got a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't know. But he's tall and skinny, uhm, he wants to be like a good manly man, but he's not into all those things. I don't want to be, and I quote, this is the most Canadian thing I've ever heard in my life, big angry lumberjack fueled with diesel testosterone.


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[Assistant] I just want to be a real man and a good one, but not a big angry Lumblejack full by diesel testosterone.


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[Assistant] I don't think we would make you feel that way. Cause you know, I'm not a big angry diesel fueled testosterone man. I don't think any of y'all are either, but we do drive a gas.


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[Assistant] I was there for 30 whole minutes before I went to a 8 year old soccer game, so my current hobby is raising children.


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[Assistant] There he is. Uh, so in Matthew 28, Jesus is talking to his fo- no, Matthew 20. That was weird. He's talking- I don't even think there- You got 28 on your map. Well, it's verse 28.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Matthew20 is talking to his followers, starting in 25. He called them together.


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[Assistant] And he said a few things and then right at the end he says, whoever, uh, wants to be first must be your servant just as the son of man did not come to be served but to serve and to give his life as a ransom for many.


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[Assistant] You want to be a real man? Serve the people around you. Whatever they need, do it. That's what real men do. Might not be hunting, fishing. It might be going to a seven year old soccer game. Serve people. Makes you a real man.


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[Assistant] So you struggling? I'm on the struggle of the bus. It's only an hour. It doesn't matter. Do what? Feels like I wanted it to happen real bad, but I forgot about the first like two days.


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[Assistant] After it happens. Say, I love this time. I do too. I'm for it. I wanted it to happen. It's dark when I get up now. It's dark when everybody gets up, which is a good thing.


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[Assistant] It's usually dark when I go to bed. Just wait till they're set. Well, my kids wouldn't wake up this morning, but last night, whenever I was like, alright, bedtime, and they were like, it only feels like it's 7.30. Well, that's cause you told them the time chance.


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[Assistant] So he wake up ready to go. So we have to like, we have this clock that turns green when he's allowed to get out of bed. It's like for 6.30.


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[Assistant] I didn't, but I had this idea. I was like, hey Carter, the time is changing, so it's going to be different.


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[Assistant] So you can't get out of bed, but I went the opposite way on accident. So he just sat in bed till his clock said seven, which was eight. And he said, dad, this morning was so boring. It felt bad.


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[Assistant] To get the landline with the cable, some sort of bundle.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause I would, I'm not saying Psy would fall for it, but...


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[Assistant] That's my favorite. Willie will leave a message. Hey, this is Willie Robertson. That's like, duh. It says that.


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[Assistant] Where are we going? I don't know, but we're going to save money doing it because we have an app on our phone called Rocket Money. Yeah. And it warns us. I'll tell you what it did for me. What? I was just on vacation. All of a sudden I got a notification and said, Hey, you're spending more money than you usually do. What are you doing? And I was like, I appreciate them letting me know I need to slow down. Yeah. Cause it saw the big charge. But we're at NASA.


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[Assistant] Hey and if I didn't have that thing I'd still be paying for high school football paramount plus and some wine of the month club that I forgot about. But now I got rocket money and it's not letting me do that no more.


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[Assistant] Like physically or like does he have a scowl on his face?


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[Assistant] I kinda, I would say I'm more along the lines of...


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[Assistant] And not to compare these two things at all, but like a Zeus looking dude.


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[Assistant] I love when you get on something like that though, like Sigh. Cause I'm on something right now, I'm not gonna talk about it on a podcast cause I'm, I'm not well versed in it. I'm on Judas Iscariot right now though, like studying that dude kinda and it's like...


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[Assistant] No, this is scary though. But you get all fired up about it like he is right now.


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[Assistant] Oh, just a good night's sleep. Well, I had one of those last night on my Helix mattress. I have one every night. You know that time changed and it's hard to get up in the morning, but I'm so comfortable in that mattress. It makes it even tougher to get out of bed in the morning. I just want to lay there all day. It's like just being inside of a cloud.


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[Assistant] We got two solid weeks of spring and then whatever happened last night happened and I'm confused. What happened?


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[Assistant] When the Israelites complaining because they were hungry and they wanted, they were tired of manna. And he was like, you want some quail? Watch this.


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[Assistant] He said it was going to come out their nose or it was going to be so much. And you know, he had to laugh after that was over.


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[Assistant] I've actually never seen Jeff and Jessica mess with their bees though. I know they do.


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[Assistant] I ate pancakes last night and I put syrup.


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[Assistant] What are you gonna do? No, them lunch pizzas ain't good for the, for the body, but you know, if that's not, I don't.


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[Assistant] Did he put Brussels sprouts? They were good. They were good. He taught me to put Brussels sprouts in there.


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[Assistant] Oh, we need to ask Goblin that.


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[Assistant] He got that good insurance. I got insurance.


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[Assistant] They told my dad he could come back in 10 years, the last one he had.


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[Assistant] You should have it every 10 years, Scotland. And you should do it soon so we have a great episode to talk about it.


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[Assistant] I mean, how heavy do y'all want to go? I don't care.


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[Assistant] Okay, this one's about as heavy as we've ever done.


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[Assistant] My name is, thank you for parenthesizing this and helping me say it, Yahyra.


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[Assistant] Uhm, been married almost six years. Heard her, they both wanted children. The firstborn, almost two months old.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is a lady by the way. Uhm, she works full time 40 hours a week. Whenever I get home.


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[Assistant] Still gotta cook, still gotta clean. Baby's fussy. That's on her. Uhm.


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[Assistant] My husband hasn't ever changed a baby's diaper or even changed his clothes. Sweeps or mops about once a month, but that's it. He does, uh, bathe it a little bit. Sometimes. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Somebody, but, but. He gotta just get over there and get in the weeds with it. But he's not, and she doesn't know what to do. Because he's like,


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[Assistant] I'll say this, whenever our third one came along, which all different ages, which is easier than twins, uhm, I, I, I, I would get home and I was the dish man every night, because, and Alison didn't, Alison stayed home more or less than that situation, but, bro, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] It's true man, there's a reason you can't make a kid by yourself. Yeaah. Because there's supposed to be two of you helping. Shout out to all the single parents out there. Amen. I don't know. Unbelievable. I wouldn't be, I'd be. Unreal. I'd just curl up and help.


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[Assistant] If your wife is changing diapers and washing dishes and cooking dinner and you are looking at a TV screen, my man, I got questions. Cause I'm better than you at whatever video game you're playing and I'm still doing all the other stuff.


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[Assistant] It's not? It's just something you do. My wife has said there was never anything sexier than whenever I was washing dishes, too. Just gonna throw that out there. It helps. No, no, no.


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[Assistant] I'm calling it back to the beginning when Sy was talking about inconceivable, can't even fathom. Cause a lot of times people like to be right or wrong about things concerning our Lord. And I like what you said, just lie. I mean, I don't know. And I see one thing and we're all like, we don't know. And one day we're going to be like, wow.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but one of my favorite verses, I've probably done this one recently, but John 21, 25, very last verse that John writes in the Gospel of John. Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written.


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[Assistant] We can't even fathom what he did on this earth. The dude that was with him was like, I can't even write all this down.


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[Assistant] Welcome back. Welcome back. We're back in the duck call room. Sy's got his glasses off. It's gonna be a good day.


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[Assistant] No, I don't, I'm not one to really watch the credits though. So, I mean, he could have been in stuff I've seen and just didn't really realize.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad winter's back, man. It's cold out there, but whatever. It was so cold, I decided to go fishing yesterday because I figured nobody else would be dumb enough to go. Wrong. I was wrong.


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[Assistant] Well, as far as I'm concerned, me and his pass ain't got a cross. Like, we'll be okay.


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[Assistant] Yep. My brother and sister-in-law were on it for quite some time. Yep. Meat, eggs and fruit. Yes.


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[Assistant] Oh man, whoever decided to put that thing through a machine and rip that bone out of it, God bless them. It is good. They are good.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Actually the chicken breast is like my least favorite. Least favorite, that's right. It dries out too much. Yeaah. And the leg too, I mean I leave it, but I ain't much on him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I know what you talking about. And, and, and me and Sy arm wrestle over that pulley ball. Whenever Phil's butchering whole chicken in front of him.


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[Assistant] I'd slip in there and get that first one. I'd see Si and they're digging. I'm like, yeah, I done got you son.


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[Assistant] One solid month. I remember we as a kid went on some field trip somewhere that had a submarine you could walk through and even as a little husky feller.


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[Assistant] Then I got in that one. I said, no, no, no, I think I'll stay on top of the water. That ship out there is way cooler than the submarine. Like, no, I'm, I'm, I'm good, man. I'm, I'm okay. But that is something, but you said a lot there about yourself, Cy, cause we know you.


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[Assistant] As a cherry picker. So when you go to dig in through the meat pile for the pulley bone, you pick all the sausage out of red beans.


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[Assistant] I've seen you on them deep sea boats and you got patches and air conditioning. Yeah, burnt legs.


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[Assistant] Uh, well let's take our first break.


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[Assistant] Your lunch has gone up by a factor. A factor. Of ten.


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[Assistant] Hey, she makes me order extra for her. When you got infants at home, it's a great deal because you don't get to cook much. So you can pop in a home cooked meal in a microwave in two minutes. Really good.


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[Assistant] And you need an easy way for good mood. Factor is the one for you. With Factor, skip the trip to the grocery store and skip the chopping, prepping, cleaning up too. Factor's fresh, never frozen, meals are ready in just two minutes.


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[Assistant] To help you live to the fullest with keto calorie smart vegan plus veggie and protein plus options on the menu each week.


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[Assistant] Look, I've tried a ton of them. I just go through there and whichever one strikes my fancy, you get to look at a picture of it and you're like, yeah, let's, let's run that one back.


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[Assistant] And plus if you need to skip a week, it's super simple. Like if you're going to be on vacation, you don't want your food sitting on your porch. It's super simple. Click of a button. You pause it for a week, come back and you're ready to go.


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[Assistant] It is that simple. Get factor and enjoy clean eating without the hassle. Simply choose your meals and enjoy fresh flavor packed meals delivered to your door ready in just two minutes. No prep.


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[Assistant] I always have to make sure, cause I know inevitably after you do that and post something about it, or Philip posts about it, that Monday or Tuesday we're going to get phone calls. How do I get that?


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[Assistant] You need to get the new title CEO, Chief Entertainment Officer. There you go. Cause that's what you are.


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[Assistant] You can see their eyes and then I look at that little thing on their foot and it says, resting peacefully.


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[Assistant] You'll make love not war kind of fella.


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[Assistant] As a man who's been mad about three times in his life, I don't think that fits you twice. There you go. So we know about one of them. I don't know what the other one is.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we knew the bowl and when I was just wondering, I don't think I need to know what the other one is.


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[Assistant] I just got real quiet, but rest assured, had something happen, I'm going with the old man.


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[Assistant] I hate to take, cause I was right beside him and he was the only one getting chewed out and I'm right beside him out there in the water, helping him pick up decoys.


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[Assistant] But Cy, they were only mad at Cy, I guess cause I got down. I mean, I don't, I did get, I did get down. I took water into my waders. I got down too low.


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[Assistant] And about 10 of them was trying to get in there and Jayce raised up and clipped one of the 30 that said, no, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] And I was out there with Cy picking up plugs cause I can't watch a 65 year old man pick up decors by himself. You know?


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[Assistant] Psy is the human Doppler effect. Whoa. The sound maker. Like that's just what he does, but.


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[Assistant] What I always get tickled over is generally the best film I've never seen, almost year-round.


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[Assistant] And hunters over there crying saying it's so good.


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[Assistant] Jimmy Kim. Did he host it or something? He was the host. Oh, okay. There you go. He was pretty good. Well that's your buddy. You've been on a camel show. Back in the day. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I got a link to watch it. Is it out? No, September.


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[Assistant] The best part is, is hunter number two, you shot the ducks that I shot. So I'm, I guess I'm in the movie, but it's just the mallard I killed. You don't see me.


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[Assistant] What is happening? It was a wild ride. Yeah, the first time they brought him up here to show him the office, he introduced himself. I shook his hand. I said, well, okay. Good luck.


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[Assistant] Are you going to take your kids to see this movie? I don't know. To see if dad's in it? Like, hey kids, we're there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well man, I can see where you'd make that assumption about a seven year old.


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[Assistant] That thing, none of that stuff that drives without handlebars makes sense to me. I don't, I don't.


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[Assistant] With Gerald Twindle. We need to have Gerald on here, let him tell that story. Then we'll get you killed too. I can't tell you the story because it's got a little bit of coarse language in it, but Gerald, Gerald say it, no problem.


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[Assistant] I made the first turn and about ran into a shop. I said, I parked it right there. Told them, where is that? I said, y'all come get it. I said, I said, if y'all have heard of a thing called Uber, y'all have it now. There's no reason to have a scooter.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that's what the tourists do. You rent a scooter and like that's all you see around there. Mine went like 50. Your boy found Uber. And it was scary. Nah, I'm out.


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[Assistant] At least make one up. Crap, you don't have it. Like, you could have talked about the bearded lady or something. Really was your cousin.


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[Assistant] Now Stewie, I believe the people in your part of the world would potentially call it stuffing. Yep.


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[Assistant] Cause we don't actually like stuff the critters with it necessarily. We put them in a bath of it and let it all cook together.


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[Assistant] But I think that's what the further north you go, dressing is referred to as a stuffing.


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[Assistant] Because when they slice the bird like it all comes out as one piece, we said, well, let's get rid of that, sit the bird in there, build it around it.


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[Assistant] And then you just get you a spoonful of dressing and a piece of bird and call it good.


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[Assistant] That seems to be most of the cases of dogs and jays together, so.


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[Assistant] 2005 can vote now once I had a heart attack. I mean, that's, that's wild, like.


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[Assistant] This needs, we need to do a segment called Bad Taxidermy.


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[Assistant] That ain't no bear's face. Hey, and for the record, she works for Eastern Shawnee, the tribe. Yes. So look. She's a Shawnee.


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[Assistant] But, she's, their CEO has a black panther on. In fairness, whenever-


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[Assistant] Woof. That's what I'm saying. It looks like a hodgepodge of things, like.


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[Assistant] That's, I just, but again, I think it could just be a case of bad taxidermy.


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[Assistant] They went and found, uh, you know, I don't know. I'm not even going to go there. But the Shawnee, when they were here, in fairness.


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[Assistant] When they were running around the United States, before it was the United States, when it was just their home, that those probably were, were around. I don't think he was ever there.


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[Assistant] So that's what I'm saying. Like it's like they had a cat body for the form, but they were out of cat heads in the form and stretched it over a dog's head or something. Like, you know, a coyote or a wolf. Yeah, they just like Frankenstein did at the taxidermy shop.


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[Assistant] That's cool, wasn't it? The NWTF posted it. Yeah, I saw that. It was awesome. That sounds terrifying. Oh, no, no, look. Oh, it's definitely terrifying. Oh, no, no, look. I'll say, I'll say.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back. Welcome back! Johnny D, you got some exciting news, right?


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[Assistant] Has it? I don't know, I go about every day the sun's out, which is about twice a week. In three days? The rest of them I stay at the house.


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[Assistant] I will say every time we went, we whacked him. So, or every time I've gone, we whacked him. But, you know, it's easy to do that when you only hunt about three times a week. So.


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[Assistant] Whatever. It is what it is. But I do, uh, my man, Devin, I was up here that day, holiday.


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[Assistant] And we were closed, but I was like, man, I'm going to go in and get caught up on work. We have some people at the house to help take care of the kids. But my man Devin gave me his hat. He's a Marine and he was headed back to, uh, what's the one in California, Pendleton, maybe Camp Pendleton.


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[Assistant] He builds, he builds machine guns there, but he gave me his lid because I got caught staring. My man pulled up at the duck commander building.


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[Assistant] He was around there taking a picture or something, I guess. I don't know, but I walked out to get some crackers out of my truck because I was hungry. And it, his back glass caught me. I was like, well, what is that one? He had something in the window. I said, that's a cat of some sort.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it very clearly wasn't that, but.


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[Assistant] My man is carrying his mounted bobcat that he got when he was about 12 years old on his back glass of his pickup truck.


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[Assistant] He was driving from South Carolina, which is where he's from, back to Pendleton. He wanted to take his own rig out there, he said, so. But he, it caught me long enough, where he caught me outside, because I just sat there and stared at it. I was like, what kind of redneck done pulled up in here, got a mounted bobcat in the back glass of his truck?


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[Assistant] And then, you know, at that moment I said, you know what, these are our people.


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[Assistant] Does it stay there? No, it's moved. I asked him, I said, is that like a permanent fixture? He was like, oh no, no, no, that's just going back to my apartment out there on, or whatever he called it on the barracks. I think he said apartment, but wherever he lives out there at Camp Pendleton, that's where it was going.


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[Assistant] And, but I thought that was kind of cool. He's a big fan, listens to everything. So Devin, let's see what you guys are naming. Devin, I can't say your last name, that's against our rules. But Devin, thank you for your service, appreciate what you do and hopefully you made it all the way out there. That's a long...


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[Assistant] I told him, I said, man, that was a long way across Texas, wasn't it? He said, I don't know. I never done it before. I said, trust me, it's a long way across the state of Texas. I said, you going to get halfway and say, boy, I gotta be close. No, no, no, you ain't there yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, he caught me. It made me stop and go, hmm. Trying to draw attention. Got me. Bob Katz will do it.


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[Assistant] And he was chasing a quail or something. He had like his paw up in the air after a quail. The bird in the taxidermy had seen better days. I wasn't quite sure the identification of what the bobcat was trying to catch.


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[Assistant] You get that black panther, I'm gonna skin that sucker and make a coat and I'll wear it. Just to, so I'll eat crow. I'll be the first one to tell you. I've always said you bring me the body and I will. Full body mount. I will. For sure.


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[Assistant] Hey Stone, look, we're gonna just jump right in this thing. You told me when you walked in and said, Phil, what's wrong with Phil now? What's he, what's he doing down there? What's that old man doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, when I saw him up here at our Christmas party, he said, oh, I'm way better now.


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[Assistant] We always knew that man was going to go out with his boots on. Like, I mean, he just, he can't stop. He cannot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's just ripping pages off till he gets to day 60. That's right. I mean, it's unbelievable. I love duck hunting. I do.


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[Assistant] I knew the boy wasn't doing good when he said, I need a 20 gauge.


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[Assistant] That's good. That's real good. That's, hey, I'm telling you right now, the world be better off, everybody switch to one.


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[Assistant] That's, uh, but it was cool. I mean, at the party, he, he looked good. Like after he had like three, four days right after the procedure. So I had hoped that it would be a miracle worker for him, but yeah, you do. You still got to slow down, Phil. You got, I bet he's 76. Did he hunt today? Nope. Oh, well that's probably for the best.


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[Assistant] I'd say this about duck season. It has been way better by just waiting and hunting sunshine and wind. Don't mess with them clouds.


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[Assistant] You do, cause you go have, you go have fun. It's a better experience. You get to see all the colors that nature has.


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[Assistant] And then generally you let your hole rest and you can kill some. That's a good thing.


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[Assistant] Folks in the duck call room, if you feel so inclined, throw one up Phil's way. Maybe not even necessarily for healing, but that he'll be responsive.


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[Assistant] That he'll slow down a little bit. That he'll listen to his body when it says, hey, take a break. So, alright, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I hear you got a prankster on your hands now. Oh yea. What's the band that BK been up to? One of my kids got a lot of that.


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[Assistant] Difference between me and them is they's looking for a way to get in the wall and I'd have just been like, man, that's a tough break.


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[Assistant] Oh, I guess they're just lucky that that thing went off once he moved that picture. Yeah, I guess so. Cause if he hadn't. Ooh. Good work, VK. Heck yeah. I like it. Dang. You got you a little mischievous one. I like it.


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[Assistant] Yep. Well let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I don't know that boy had, well, he had like a little insert thing in there, so I just sat it on top of my head. I didn't want to go ruining the man's fire helmet, but we went duck hunting the other day and we sitting there and my buddy Clay, it's his place and he


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[Assistant] Somebody called him while he was out there looking for a duck and I was like, he called us and said,


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[Assistant] You know, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go take the four wheeler and go to the camp. My son said it's on fire. And I was like, hmm.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so Mr. Billy, Clay's dad, I'm sitting right beside him, who is the owner of said camp, right? I mean, and I looked at Mr. Billy, I said, Mr. Billy, yeaah, there I am, right there. That's me.


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[Assistant] So I looked at Mr. Billy, I said, I said, do you, do you want to go back to the camp? You know, your camp's on fire. He said, well, no, we're duck hunting. He said, I can replace that camp.


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[Assistant] He's doing pretty good. We shoot mallard ducks in a little bit of, in a little water that we had broken up in the ice. So like he, he, Mr. Billy 74 too, he, he don't know how many of them he got left. So he's like, nah, if they doing this, we going to stay. I rebuild that camp, which I can appreciate that kind of mindset.


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[Assistant] So I said, well, I reckon I'll stay with you. And so we sat right there and then when we come pulling back up.


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[Assistant] Clayson and his son come get us whenever we's done and, uh, we go pull them back up. And there were like four fire trucks there and I was like.


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[Assistant] Oh, this place really was. Like, I mean, this was for real. This wasn't like somebody left something cooking in the oven and smoked the whole place up. Nah, one of the air conditioning units had caught on fire. Heating units, whatever. Heating, heating air.


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[Assistant] Somebody taking some pillows and some sheets and stuffed in the vents cause they didn't want their room to get too hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they got it put out. They got it stopped and everything. But yeah, I could appreciate the 74 year old man's take on, I can rebuild that camp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. During all this mess, yeah. And then mom last, or in the storms the other night, heard a tree got struck by lightning.


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[Assistant] At her front yard, well it traveled all the way through the deal and she had soot all on the side of her house where the cable and internet and everything come in. So it was, it got really hot right there for a second.


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[Assistant] I mean, very fortunate that we didn't have a house fire there to deal with. The good Lord was just looking out for her on that deal. So yeah, it's been surrounded by fire these last few days, but I saw the opportunity.


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[Assistant] To take a picture with ducks hanging from a fire truck while wearing a fire helmet. I didn't know if I'd get that chance again. Yea, probably not. Where are the ducks? They're not in that picture, but I got it somewhere.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know. I had a bunch of people that commented online about that being the only time they've ever seen a beard up under a fire helmet. Apparently that's against regulations and that's why all of them have moustaches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it was the day I got my blonde shoveler too. So that was, that was a pretty big day.


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[Assistant] She was, uh, she got what they call leucism. She was white. I mean she wasn't white, she was more blonde.


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[Assistant] I don't know but I had trail camera pictures of her and I've been waiting to move in on her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's it. Look at all them mallards hanging upside down, them pintails. Oh yea. Hanging upside down from the fire truck. And that's Mangum, that's the Mangum Fire Department's finest there. Obviously not the ones in Camo.


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[Assistant] Yep, there they are. That's why they got dragons on the back of their fire truck.


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[Assistant] You know when the fire chief pull up and he in car hearts, you in good company.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you that right now. You know you're with God's people then. That's right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and there's a grunt that had to go in there and check on the unit. See, so he had the full gear on. That's whose helmet I'm wearing. He's how small of a feller he is.


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[Assistant] Fires and ducks. That's pretty cool. Duck season been hot now.


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[Assistant] It was really cool because the camp wasn't burned down, but that would have been a bummer.


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[Assistant] I ain't ever in my life. He broke out that spray paint, sprayed the end of that limb, he cut off. I was like...


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[Assistant] And, and note to self, spray paint on a recoil pad of a shotgun will eat it smooth off of their adventure.


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[Assistant] So let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] But I mean there, he ain't wrong. How many, I got, I don't know how many videos and pictures I got on my phone of equipment down there burning. Oh yeah. I mean, they're the only people I've ever seen burn a track hoe to the ground. Not a rubber tire hoe, a track hoe.


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[Assistant] I haven't been on a rig that caught on fire, but mine was a boat. It wasn't my boat, but it was my buddy's boat, and he had a short up in the front of it. When you're in the rig,


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[Assistant] And it, a flame, that's a different experience. You're like, uh, of course he was smart, he just unplugged the trolling motor and threw it in the water.


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[Assistant] At that point I realized why wildlife and fisheries makes you have a fire extinguisher in your boat. I was like, yeah, that's pretty, cause where are you going to go? He's out in the middle of that thing. I was like, where are you going?


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[Assistant] And then a guy come back and said, just slow down.


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[Assistant] He said, we going duck hunt. Yeah. I was, I just took note of it. I said,


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[Assistant] I'ma sigh on this bag. Here are my license, here are my shells, here are my gun. I ain't saying nothing else.


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[Assistant] Muzzle Direction is in... Si, you ever got a game violation ticket?


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the email. Thank y'all for sending emails. Keep sending them. We enjoy reading them. John, and by we, I mean John David. Uhm. I'm a little behind. Except for the ones that call him poop heads, but, you know, he still laughs at those too. I love reading them. What you got in there?


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[Assistant] But that just seems to be the common denominator in all them ice fishing tricks.


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[Assistant] Let your sister do her thing. Go ice fish.


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[Assistant] Next, this year, 2023, about 20 year high school reunion. I'm obviously not going.


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[Assistant] It's hard to think. I just saw that. I got a notification the other day that you've been out of like high school for 20 years.


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[Assistant] Nope. No, I can appreciate it, but yeah, I'd say.


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[Assistant] Just make sure you're not doing it in a judgmental tone when you're doing it. That's right. What does it say with gentleness and respect? Nothing in there?


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[Assistant] We can find it. Johnny D can Google it. That's always translation it is.


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[Assistant] I was referring to the one that says be sure to share the hope that you have, but do so with gentleness and respect.


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[Assistant] How many times were you tagged on Instagram last week, Martin? I mean as a believer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, somebody put Uncle Si was right on this person's post, and that got 347 likes. And by the way, he is right.


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[Assistant] You know, it was minus 40. You weren't comfortable. You've told that story about how cold you were before.


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[Assistant] I now have the app right here on my phone. Don't look too close. I don't need you know my personal business. You too. But let me tell you something.


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[Assistant] I stayed up exploring this thing for hours the other night cause it is, it will tell you things you don't know about yourself.


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[Assistant] Really? Oh! Wind, look, hey, look, I'm paying for Netflix in eight days. You know that?


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[Assistant] Spotify. The next one, I'm paying in 11 days. It's church though, so I'm not gonna cancel that one.


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[Assistant] But it breaks it down for you, tells you what. It's a, pardon, it's a really good app.


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[Assistant] But now I know. Yea, now you know. There you go. It really is a very easy to use, convenient app. I signed up. Took like two minutes.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's how we went west, boys. I don't even know where Hubbard's at.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to make a little money on the side. This is good. Is it?


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[Assistant] Michael Waddell's shirt and a- that's a beautiful mallard dress.


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[Assistant] Hey, I did look up something. I'm glad they said that one first. This weekend, by the way. You did what? I looked up something. What's that? Because my daughter got a whole bunch of flamingo stuff for her birthday. Naturally, I thought, what's flamingo taste like?


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[Assistant] Does it? That's what I read on the internet. A full of mango.


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[Assistant] Look, you hear us talk about it all the time, we're into getting healthier, but look.


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[Assistant] We're, we're normal people. I'm not a workout artist or whatever they are on Instagram. I'm just a normal guy, normal job, does an unnormal podcast with Uncle Si. But it's important to stay healthy. And right now it's January. We're all making new resolutions. You're eating better. Look.


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[Assistant] Great time to start taking athletic greens.


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[Assistant] Look, you need your vitamins, you need your minerals. You don't want to have to figure it out. They figured it out for you. One scoop and you're absorbing 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole foods, sourced superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens to help you start your day right.


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[Assistant] That is all the things. So right now, January, you're making all these commitments. This one's easy. One drink a day, scoop it in water, drink it in the morning. It's less than a cup of coffee and I know you're out there drinking energy drinks or coffee or something and this is actually going to make you feel better and


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[Assistant] Make you healthier, so it's way better than all that other junk. And, look, it is January, so you're on a diet. I don't know what it is. Maybe you're like me and made up your own. Maybe you're keto. Maybe you're paleo. Maybe you're dairy free. I don't know what you're on, but I tell you this, Athletic Greens works with whatever you're on. And, it'll help you sleep better. It'll help you recover better. And,


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[Assistant] It supports mental clarity and alertness. So right now it's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient daily nutrition.


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[Assistant] Especially heading into the flu and cold season. It's just one scoop and a cup of water every day. That's it.


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[Assistant] No need for all the different things and pills and supplements and trying to keep up with all that. One scoop, boom, you're done.


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[Assistant] And to make it even easier, Athletic Greens is going to give you a free one year supply of Immune Supporting Vitamin D and five free travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit AthleticGreens.com slash Duck. Again, that's AthleticGreens.com slash Duck to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance.


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[Assistant] I'm actually, I'm fired up about Rustin. I'm a little hurt that it's a little further than I'd like it.


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[Assistant] And when you go to Dallas now, you get to stop twice.


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[Assistant] It's so close. It's like a dream come true, but it's just over the hill.


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[Assistant] I'll say this, there's a man who's firmly against replacing turkey with things that should be pork and beef. Yea. They got some turkey jerky over there. Turkey jerky. It's so good. I don't know if it's actually jerky. Or turkey. Or turkey. But it's delicious and that's what the package says.


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[Assistant] I just want to know if that's a thing all over America. Like a medium sized town wars all within 20 minutes of each other. Oh yea. Are we even medium sized town? I think so. Are we?


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[Assistant] See, my new, my new job at CS is not new anymore. I've learned a lot about the men of Goblin's age and coffee.


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[Assistant] And the, the, do you drink cold? Like once it's cold, you're just like, ah, whatever, and just keep drinking it? No.


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[Assistant] My dad, he'll be sitting out for like an hour, but I was still a little left. No. Okay. I ain't, I ain't drinking cold coffee.


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[Assistant] So you're like two or three pots of coffee a day. That's wild.


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[Assistant] Learn something new every day. Well, Martin, I'm gonna let you finish that water, and I'll send us to a break, cause Martin's...


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[Assistant] No, it's my pillow. No, it's my pillow. My pillow. And my slippers say they're my slippers cause it says my slippers on the bottom. Well, Mike Lindale's my friend. Is he? No.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to see Mike Lindell on the show, cause we love him, he has great products, drop a comment and tag him.


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[Assistant] I wear those every day. Britney is the best, baby. The slippers are the best.


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[Assistant] Look, I got some of them designer slippers. You know where they're at? Bottom of the closet. You know where my slippers are at? No, on my feet. Not right now. When I'm at home, they're on my feet. They don't go in the closet.


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[Assistant] Nah, my dad, I mean, you gotta throw away three cups that he leaves all over the store. He'll leave that cup sitting on the counter for like a couple hours and go, huh, that's gross.


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[Assistant] No, and just turn the TV on, full blast to the living room, wake the whole house up. What was they watching it for? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Do you want like a multiple choice? No. Multiple choice. I just want you to start.


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[Assistant] Godwin, hey guys, serious advice. Thank you. Hey guys, for Johnny D.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was just wondering what kind of bike and classes you race back in the days of flying flea. Flying flea. Cause every time you bring up motocross and we're all confused, he gets all excited.


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[Assistant] Alright, well Miss Lisa emails in, uh, she's from Alexandria, super close.


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[Assistant] She desperately misses her best friend and sometimes business partner for almost 40 years.


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[Assistant] She does well for a couple days, then she gets reminded and cries for a day or two. She's prayed, she still does, but she's exhausted, coping with loss. Uhm, she has some physical handicaps, so she can't get out much. Not really a people person.


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[Assistant] Prefers the company of herself some books. Any advice on dealing with the grieving process?


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[Assistant] And thank you for that too, that's a great example. It ain't easy being in business with your significant other.


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[Assistant] I'm a noise maker. That's true. Well, yeah, I would just say, and I ain't even 40 years old. So to know what you're going through, I ain't got a clue. Uh, but you know, we, we talk a lot here like, Oh, joy of the Lord. Uh, the Lord's got you. It's, it's okay to cry.


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[Assistant] And it's okay to be sad, uh, like when Lazarus died, I think I said this a couple days ago on the podcast, Jesus wept at John 11 35, and he knew he was about to raise him from the dead.


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[Assistant] Tore Jesus Christ up who knew what was about to happen.


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[Assistant] I think the most important thing we can say to you Lisa is nothing you're saying is abnormal or any, like you're just totally normal human reaction to what you've been through. And we'll be praying for you. Cause I mean, it's tough.


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[Assistant] No. You just tossed it up there for me. Uh, Hebrews 12, 1 is a great one and 2 is a great, well, I'm just, I think it's just 12, 1 actually.


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[Assistant] Everybody that's gone on before us, let us throw off everything that hinders in the sin that so easily entangles and let us run with perseverance.


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[Assistant] We're all gonna meet up. One day there's gonna be a duck call room in heaven. Just like, well, maybe we can do it for like 10,000 years or so and just hang out for a minute.


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[Assistant] Well I trained her honey. They used to explain squirrels, pick ducks, yo, make, uh, pillow, uh, feather pillars, feather mattresses.


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[Assistant] You know, that's the most I've heard my wife talk when we was on the podcast.


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[Assistant] And the whole time when you got me, I would be telling my side of it and she'd be sitting over going, no talk.


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[Assistant] That's so funny. A girl that went to school with me said that when I went back to my elementary school to talk to the students, she was a teacher, you know, there. And she said, you were so shy when you was in school.


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[Assistant] You know, didn't have a job, so I said, okay, then go ahead and sign up, you know, give me a few bucks anyway. So this lady that was interviewing me, she asked me, she said, well, uh, well, Mr. Robertson, you know, what would be your dream job? I said, darling, you don't want to go there.


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[Assistant] And she said, oh, yes, I do. I really want to know. I said, no, you don't. But she just kept on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need to tell me if you, what you, what would you really like to do? And I said, well, you asked for this. Yeah.