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[Assistant] So look, I come on in there, y'all, and then Stone's in there, y'all. Well, J. Graham and this cat come walking in and Stone said, Hey, what are y'all doing here? Y'all nice. Well, we'll go, you know, come in and relax. He said, no, he ain't. He said, that's for him to relax him. He said, y'all need to get off the bus. Y'all wasn't.


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[Assistant] He was, he was starting to walk away and Jay ground. So wait a minute. Do you know whose bus this is?


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[Assistant] And Stone said, no, all I know is it's for him. And he said, well, it's my bus. I thought the stupid thing.


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[Assistant] Hey, like old Phil did with old Bradshaw that time, put a toe sack over his head and Bradshaw said, you're choking, right? And Phil said, no son. He said, you asked me, will I take you fishing? And I said, yeah, but you got to wear a toe sack over your head. He said, I ain't going to let you see where my sweet hole's at. You know, so it shows a motor down the river. Bradshaw's got a.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you seen when you was out in the streets. Yeah, it was just, it was good.


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[Assistant] No, there was times when stuff like that was just, you know, that was the norm. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because I knew I knew a lady Joe was just like an Aster.


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[Assistant] Today the Bible, she was in with the Bible, with God's word, and then when she just needed a hit, she'd use a purse.


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[Assistant] No, that's why Jase is Jase. We kept him when he was a baby. A lot.


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[Assistant] And I didn't, I didn't realize it until, until y'all, that day I come home and told them, me and Jace like got fit fist fight. She said, well, I've been expecting that.


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[Assistant] She said, y'all just like, you know, and I thought he'd tell me. She said, hey, we kept that kid when he was a baby.


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[Assistant] He's got so many of your mannerisms, that's why you can't get along with him.


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[Assistant] He said, I'm not hard headed. I said, nah, you know, you ain't hard headed. It's about like a stopper stump there.


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[Assistant] Knees? Them cypress knees? That's about as hard-headed as you are.


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[Assistant] And he had him, he had him at 60 yards and that's what pissed him off.


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[Assistant] Hey, now here's what really happened when he said, Hey, get a final tree. I'm looking at duck.


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[Assistant] Shadows on the decoys in the water. Why this? Hey, I want, I'm like this. I'm sitting on the bottom. It ain't worth wasting.


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[Assistant] I got water right here. I don't think it's sticking up my head. No, cause that's the reason I didn't move.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. The ducts are over right coming down. They're stiff, you know. I looked over at him and he was like this.


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[Assistant] I wasn't hot, you're telling a bald-faced lie. I was sitting down in the water. He shot three times and I looked up when they, when he started shooting. The ducks are about 50 yards above me. Boom, miss. Boom, miss.


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[Assistant] BOOM! 125 yards high. He shoots the highest duck there is and kills him.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, I sat down and I'll tell you that. I wasn't staring and look what they didn't tell you from seven o'clock when we say good.


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[Assistant] We picked the wrong spot number one. I told him I said better go to the lake.


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[Assistant] So look, we've been watching the ducks do this and going down in the lake all morning. It's two o'clock in the afternoon.


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[Assistant] So when I went to pick up decoys, look, I was grabbing decoys and I was throwing them about 15 yards in a pile.


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[Assistant] Well, the ducks on the lake heard it. Splash! Splash!


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[Assistant] Yo and then I said, hey you idiot, they wouldn't even come up here if I hadn't been throwing the decoys.


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[Assistant] I said, so what is all this getting mad and ready in the face about?


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[Assistant] I just knew that we had both doubled up and were just nose to nose screaming at each other. And I said, well, whenever he throws the first one, I'm fixing to get on him like white on bread.


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[Assistant] It's always we'll sit there and talk about, well, y'all about ready to go?


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[Assistant] Cause one day, I had 430 to the blind.


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[Assistant] We've got five minutes. We've been there all day long. We got five minutes. Alright, load up. Let's get out here.


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[Assistant] We're getting the boat when we get to the brook brush where he's going to park the boat. We look back.


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[Assistant] And one hundred big mallard drinks. All of them. Yes.


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[Assistant] In the decoy and Phil said, he just shut the motor off and looked at it. He says, yo, he said, we're ignorant. He said, no, we got past ignorant. We're stupid. He said, we was here at 4 30 this morning.


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[Assistant] And we sit in this blind till 525.


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[Assistant] And he said, and then like an idiot, I said, load up, let's get out of here. And he said, and what happens? 100 greenheads. Right in the decoy. He said, we done been there all day. Why don't we just stay five more minutes?


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[Assistant] We've done that so many times and we'll sit there and tell them, okay, we better go. Yeah. Okay. Everybody get out. Let's go pick up the car. We all out there picking up the cars. Guess what? Look up.


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[Assistant] Don't matter. All right. It don't make any difference. We can say there at the bed night. And when we got out and picking up, they go, they go flying out dark.


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[Assistant] When they turn their butts away from and fly away.


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[Assistant] Jason makes a mate just splash, splash, he's over, he's over at something. Look like he's doing a workout.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, my favorite episode when I had the fat little CEO of Duck Commander handcuffed to this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. A man that drinks two of these a day.


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[Assistant] Takes a lot of pit stops. I'm like one of them fine tune race cars.


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[Assistant] And hey, I told Willie, I said, Hey, that's when I have my Tupperware life. I said, Willie, this had about this had about this much in it. I said, Willie, look, he said, Oh no. I said, Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] He said, Oh no. And I said, Oh, I said, Oh yeah, come on. I started dragging the band to this night. I said, I got to go.


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[Assistant] And then we're standing there, it shows us they got the camera is on our back.


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[Assistant] You just peed on my hand. I said well get it out of the way.


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[Assistant] He said, why don't you put that Tupperware class in the other hand? I said, Hey, no, that's my drinking hand. I said, this is the holding hand.


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[Assistant] And look, anybody, you don't want to do tug of war with people that flip telephone poles.


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[Assistant] Their arms are about, about big as black deer's necks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, anybody that flips telephone poles for fun, you don't want to mess with them.


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[Assistant] What's that behind that thing? He said that's my arm.


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[Assistant] I can't believe you did that. I said hey look, you had all sons.


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[Assistant] I said hey look, if you ever, I said you'll never understand.


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[Assistant] It's all about who's a man. I said no. I said when you got a little girl, I said hey.


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[Assistant] She's got dad wrapped around her little finger. Whatever she wants to do, dad's going to be involved in it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, y'all, Sage, Sage come in there one day. He didn't invite me over to eat a steak. I'm sitting in the couch, y'all sitting down and Sage comes running in. I think she was six or seven at the time. Come running in and she gets right in front of me and squares up.


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[Assistant] And she's like this to me, Uncle Si. I said, what? She said, you wanna wrestle?


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[Assistant] I could see what again. She choked Carly's boyfriend out and he literally, you know, passed out.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it was funny. She come in there, jump behind me, he's on the couch, she jumps up there and throws that arm around, locks it down, and he had a phone in his hand and first thing, dropping it.


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[Assistant] That's a milestone in the ladies, ladies lifetime.


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[Assistant] What we've been doing all along. Hey, we've been on it's eye. This is now what, or. Who knows how long. Did they simplify it? They've been, we've been drinking AG1. Very simplified.


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[Assistant] I drink it every morning, me and my wife. And it's a ritual. We get together, we, we, we put the, we mix up the AG1 in the glass with cold water. I don't do like Godwin and put hot water. Cold water's the way to go. And it makes you feel good, your gut health is great, and your day is different because of it.


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[Assistant] I think it makes you more alert. You know, I can tell a difference. I mean, I'm more alert when I drink.


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[Assistant] But the only reason I was listening is cause Brittany is supremely interested in LASIK. So that's why I was listening to what I may have to be dealing with. Would you do it again? Yes, I would. And my wife is fixing to do it.


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[Assistant] You're having trouble with your eyes? She's not having trouble, she just don't want to wear contacts anymore. She's over contacts and glasses.


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[Assistant] But then they told her, like, that it's only good for what, 10, 15 years, something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I like those. Yeaah, they sell them right beside the redshirt honey hole.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's wow that people, that, that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I guess I take that for granted. I mean that's weird. I always, I went in the eye doctor probably six months ago or so and I told him I needed glasses. Cause I thought, my left eye to me is trash. Like.


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[Assistant] And then so they said, ah, you know, whatever, we'll give you a vision test. And then I went through it all and the doctor was like, why are you here? I was like, cause I can't see out of my left eye. He was like, do you realize everybody in that lobby out there would kill to have your left eye? What was your vision? Oh, it was, yeah, it was still 2020 is what it tested. 2020.


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[Assistant] But my left eye is trash, to me, like.


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[Assistant] That's why you always sit to the right of Christine.


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[Assistant] That's probably all men. Don't we all? You can take gender out of that one.


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[Assistant] So would you recommend, now this is weird, I know this is our podcast so wild, you never know, we're talking about LASIK for crying out loud. That's why we're in the leisure category, number two. Would you recommend like waiting longer, like to the last pot since it is only like a 10 or 15 year to get it done immediately?


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[Assistant] Hmm, that's interesting. I just never have dealt with that.


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[Assistant] This is my new favorite song, Martin. I thought we were doing something else, go ahead.


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[Assistant] That was a good one and the cool thing is, you know, we got that other holiday coming up where you can really, like songs mean a lot for Valentine's Day. Best gift you can give.


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[Assistant] Ooh, that is a good one. Dang sure sounds like a country song. I can give you that. But no, Song Fetch is the ultimate gift to show how much you care. And it's the ultimate gift for somebody that you have no idea what to buy for or that has everything. Let me get, let me tell you what they don't have. A song.


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[Assistant] So, you know, I mean, it's just a wild deal. And SongFence walks you through a simple four step process to create


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[Assistant] I have dudes tell them about who the song is for, provide some details, and let them know what type of song you want. So if you want country, rock, rap, I mean, they got it all. It doesn't matter. Then you pick your favorite song from your artist or get matched to one and they'll pour their heart into writing, professional recording, and producing your original song in just four to seven days.


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[Assistant] Songfix even has a worry free guarantee which lets you revise and fine tune your original songs and lyrics for no additional cost.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hey, that's a cool thing. Look, you can even add your song to streaming services so you can more easily surprise your unexpected recipient.


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[Assistant] But the look on his face when he realized it was about him, when we played it for him. Classic. That was way better than any song could ever be. And that's no offense to the artist, but that's what you're going for when you get a Song Fence song. That's the reaction you want by giving this as a gift. And you loved it, didn't you? Oh no, it was good.


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[Assistant] And there've been over 300,000 of them, so don't sleep on this. This Valentine's day, put your heart on the line with a studio quality song that's totally unique to your relationship. It only takes four to seven days, but the song will last forever. Forever.


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[Assistant] Philip, who all, I know, cause Philip's big into this kind of stuff, who all of you played that song for?


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[Assistant] For a limited time, Songpitch is letting our listeners upload their song on Spotify for free so you can listen to your new favorite song anywhere you go.


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[Assistant] Go to songfence.com slash and start your song after you purchase. You'll be prompted to add Spotify streaming for your original song for free. That's a $50 value. This offer is only available for our listeners at our special URL songfence.com slash me, me, me, me, me, dog. That's just a regular dog.


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[Assistant] But how would you breathe fire?


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[Assistant] Oh. Take your teeth together. So they have metal teeth.


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[Assistant] Are there any expected ones though? I don't think so. You can't get ready for it really. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's just a weird deal. And as we're rolling into a new year, rest assured at some point this year, you are going to have an unexpected medical need arise. And I'm noticing that, especially now with children.


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[Assistant] That that's, it's even more likely to happen. So, uh, the cool thing is there's a way that's biblical.


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[Assistant] You can align your healthcare with your faith. Members glorify God above all else and care for one another through prayer and encouragement and through direct member to member sharing.


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[Assistant] Today there are 80,000 households across the nation that share $30 million in medical needs each month. Since there are no networks when a medical need arises, you choose the right healthcare provider for you and you have a say in the type of treatments you receive. Then you just send your medical bills to Samaritan Ministries and they'll notify fellow members to pray for you.


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[Assistant] I know Beth, uh, our producer said that she ran into some folks that actually used it and they ended up.


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[Assistant] It comes together to pray, encourage, and provide for one another. Burdens are lifted and God is glorified.


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[Assistant] Check out Samaritan Ministries and if it's the right fit, you can join today. Let them know you heard it here by going to samaritanministries.org slash duck. That's samaritanministries.org slash duck. Join today. Don't miss it.


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[Assistant] He said six to eight foot slot. I understand that, but as I say, no, Australia's got them. I thought this was like rainforest stuff.


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[Assistant] I think the only thing that lives in trees in Australia is like a koala.


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[Assistant] But hey, a sloth also lives in trees. I understand that, I just don't think he's from Australia.


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[Assistant] Hunter's also the guy that hijacked a first date conversation with a red panda.


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[Assistant] I just assumed that they were rainforest animals, that's what I thought of them as. You are correct sir.


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[Assistant] I think that's probably why it's called the Rainforest.


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[Assistant] Look, a cartoon. A cartoon is the one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, back when chickens smoke Winston's, you know? Now they just dance around and have dogs building houses and stuff, so.


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[Assistant] What, let's see. Ooh, African Black Rhino, I bet that was cool.


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[Assistant] What I'm gathering from this man is birds have taken it on the chin.


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[Assistant] I was a distant cousin. Oh, small Mauritian flying fox. I bet he was cool.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of giant tortoises that ain't with us no more. I guess turtle soups are real fun.


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[Assistant] But after seeing that, when we were in Mexico, Brittany did, I did pay $20 for her to get her picture taken holding a ringtail lemur. That's kind of cool.


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[Assistant] There's only $20? Yea. Guy come walking down the beach with him on his shoulder. Apparently it's a hustle. I need a Patmonkey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was expensive and it hurt. Because I ain't have no hair anyway.


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[Assistant] They pulled it tight and then the lady was like, that's one 60. I threw like 50 bucks on it and walked away. It was like, huh? For, for 40 minutes, you ain't getting one 60. Sorry. Um.


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[Assistant] It ended up being a haircut by the time I got all them rubber bands up my hair.


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[Assistant] And then, I think Jeff paid full price. Yep. Jeff was like,


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[Assistant] Well, he had money too, so he had to write last name.


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[Assistant] What year was this? I don't know, 2013? Probably 14? I don't know. It was on one of them cruises. It was on the Duck Commander cruise.


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[Assistant] Is that perfect? Is that tailor made for you? And it's not like you got it yesterday. We've had them a while now.


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[Assistant] And I ain't going nowhere. That's what I'm saying. Like it's not worn out. It's, it's been slept on. I plan on dying.


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[Assistant] We're all talking about Helix Sleep and Helix Sleep is a premium mattress brand that provides tailored mattresses based on your unique sleep preferences


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[Assistant] They offer 20 unique mattresses, including an award winning Luxe collection, a mattress for big and tall sleepers, holla to boy, and even a mattress made just for kids. And now Helix is bringing us their most premium mattresses yet.


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[Assistant] With the new Helix Elites, and every Helix Elite has a built-in cooling cover, thousands of supportive coils, dual cushioning layers, and even lumbar support for it, truly.


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[Assistant] And you know why? Because I took a quiz and I got a mattress made for me. Not anybody else. Thank you. Thank you very much.


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[Assistant] There you go. And that's why you end up with moonlight midnight.


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[Assistant] And the coolest thing set up fast and easy, you open a box, cut the thing open and they're delivered in a box straight to your door for free. Don't take our word for it. Helix has been awarded the number one mattress pick by Wired magazine. It's even recommended by multiple leading chiropractors and doctors of sleep medicine, a go-to solution for improving your sleep.


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[Assistant] Right now, Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and...


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[Assistant] You can at least find something at CCS. You're like, you know what? I'll go back on that.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we read to all the, we read to all the kids, we, me and Gavin read like good night stories to the kids or something. That's kinda fun. What? We were entertainment on the di- I don't know, cruises, they're just not my thing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't like that. Yeaah, I don't like that. Uhm, and I thought it may be different when you're the entertainment and not just visiting. No, it's not. It's no different. No. All the difference was we had security guards. Like we had a whole floor of boat to ourselves basically. So we had, which I mean still that didn't make them rooms no bigger.


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[Assistant] And I still can't, and I still can't shake Titanic if we're being honest, I mean, you know. You were afraid of icebergs in the Caribbean. Not icebergs, I'm just saying how do they make that much metal float? It don't make much sense to me.


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[Assistant] It's, it's like, it's just weird. Like them, them Air Force, uh, aircraft carriers, how do they store that much stuff on metal that flows in the water? I don't understand.


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[Assistant] They made a Lido deck. I think that was the top one. I think so.


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[Assistant] That's something way different. I think low key Phil enjoyed it. Oh, 100%. Cause Phil had, no, Phil Robertson.


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[Assistant] Phil had a floating baptistry and 15,000 people that couldn't go anywhere.


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[Assistant] He don't walk nowhere now. If he'd have been treated like he's in the airport right now, wow.


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[Assistant] Why? I didn't read the rules on the amount of tobacco you could take.


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[Assistant] He just, he really had a question that I would dip that much in five days. I said, buddy, I'm here with nothing to do. Yes.


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[Assistant] That's true too. Yeah. There are way too many.


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[Assistant] Uuuh. Used. Before you put it up, holla at your boy. That might save you a transaction fee.


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[Assistant] Not after this trip. I'm going to have to recoup some funds. He just went up on all the storage products.


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[Assistant] Si, would you wear that? Goodness gracious. No. Front of it says turbo.


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[Assistant] I wish it was in Max 5, then I'd wear it. You think they have the juxtaposition of the tree branch right in the middle? Think that's a little spot on? Thanks for the edit. That's rich.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's got a white under. Nah, we can't share that. Ah, anyway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, change the subject. Change the subject. Let's take a break. Thank you.


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[Assistant] You'll add a hundred. That's 150. You can put shorts on over it. I'll, I'll, I'll, no, there ain't no shorts over it. I'm saying after you walk in. I just had to walk in. Just walk in, stop right here. Hold on, Beth's giving us look. Beth said.


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[Assistant] No, Stu may let me see Little John or something. I ain't trying to, no, we ain't. I'm just looking for- Well, Robin Hood had a friend named Little John. I can't tell you. I mean, he's a big old boy.


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[Assistant] To see where they're from? But it does tell you to also be in community.


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[Assistant] Friday nights or Saturday nights, you get 10, 15 of your buddies and people that are in the same circumstance you are together and y'all read the Bible and study scripture and come up with your own things of what you think it means. That's cool too. It doesn't matter. Just do it. You can't do this alone. Can't do it alone. Can not do it alone.


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[Assistant] We don't get together as often as we used to what we do.


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[Assistant] Yo, did you go to college or did you wanna go to college or are you taking college online?


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[Assistant] You went to seven or eight different ones? Oh, well, I'm just, I'm one of them in the military. Okay. I went and tried it, you know.


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[Assistant] Hey, college ain't for everybody. We gotta have truck drivers and the forklift drivers and the people that ring up the cash register to make this world go round.


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[Assistant] Well, that's one of the things that I think our education system is broke because


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[Assistant] We're graduating people and they don't have a job for them.


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[Assistant] It's just a regular one. I don't know. And I'm saying, okay, they've got the paperwork. Okay. And I will say this. Okay. Having the paperwork will open doors that if you don't have, you won't get to go in.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause if you give up, you're gonna be a failure. Okay? You just point blank. You know, that's just common sense.


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[Assistant] You know, that's the thing about country many blessings and then name them one by one. Okay. Uh, because, you know, I didn't, you know, I finished, you know, what I, what I needed to, which was a 24 and a half year career in the military.


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[Assistant] No, no, they don't care. That's where I was very lucky. Okay. Cause we had excellent teachers in high school. Yeah. Amen.


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[Assistant] I went to you because that had never hit me. Why didn't you? Okay. Number one, I didn't like it.


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[Assistant] Okay, she said, you know, I didn't like it. Why waste my time?


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[Assistant] Okay. And the other reason was I had friends that had graduated from colleges and they was flipping back hamburgers at McDonald's and Burger King. They don't put that on with a degree now or two.


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[Assistant] So I just, you know, but, but you just told me why solace Robson didn't do good in college. I wasn't mature enough.


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[Assistant] You know, you're getting up there now where you're getting close to graduating, and you gotta do what? Oh, you gotta take an elective class. Well, what, what, what does that entail? Oh, you, uh, you can choose from ballroom dancing,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where the problem lies. You go to one place and take classes.


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[Assistant] Then you go to another one if you transfer.


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[Assistant] What did I waste my time for on these three that I took?


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[Assistant] If they're not, there's a university and it's no good.


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[Assistant] Yeah. When you press borrow, you gotta, you gotta stand that way. You better mean it.


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[Assistant] In your family, the mentor, who's your, your...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got your, your, yeah. You know, that's why I was just, yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] And I thought it was the alarm system and my security.


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[Assistant] And hey, that clock radio was into a thousand pieces because he pulled it out and threw it against the wall and all you heard was squiddling tires.


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[Assistant] Was it ever cool? Yea, it was cool. We used to do it all summer.


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[Assistant] What's he, what should he do at 16? She said what, what he needs to do.


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[Assistant] She said, hey, I think Martin said, get a job. You say that?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Get a job and that will help you decide, well, do I really want a dude?


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[Assistant] Common labor or do I want to go for a degree and maybe sit in office?


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[Assistant] If, me personally, I wasn't mature enough to go to college, you know, way to you, if you have that same problem, you know, wait a while.


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[Assistant] Until you decide what you really want to do in life. Which is good advice.


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[Assistant] And you said it earlier, to finish what you start, that's what my father taught me. Because I would, I would be doing something, and like your mom, something else come into my head and I take off.


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[Assistant] And then the next thing I find, my dad got me out and it's raining, raining and said, now get your brother out there and finish the job you should have done yesterday.


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[Assistant] That's not true with me. I just got my pick up out of shop for having change of oil, filter and everything.


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[Assistant] Father, we bring, we lift up Kaia to you. She's been diagnosed with cancer. And father, it's a bad thing.


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[Assistant] You know, we, uh, pray for a cure to be found for it. For all those that do have it, father, we asked you to put your hand on it, your healing hand. We know you're the creator and that if we ask it, you say we don't get it because we don't ask.


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[Assistant] So we're asking a prayer for Kaia, Father. Remove the cancer from her body if it be your will. You can do it in any way you want to, Father. Use the doctors and the nurses or you can just do it because you think it and it'll be done. But we lift her up till you bless the family. Keep them safe.


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[Assistant] Be with them and give them strength to go through this ordeal. But most of the Father, we ask you to heal her. And we ask you to Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Amen.


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[Assistant] Sy, we got you like the best gift we could ever find for you. I want to give it to you and I'm going to give it to you now. The guys over at SongFans have hooked you up. Wait till you hear what they got for you. Listen in your headset.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do like, they give you like a little questionnaire.


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[Assistant] And then you fill it out and then they're like, okay, try this. And then you listen to it. And if you're like, man, that's a jam, you sign off on it or you can say, you know, that was really good, but why don't we try this? But I mean.


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[Assistant] In like four to seven days, they turn around and do it really, really quick. And they've got a worry free guarantee, which lets you revise, fine tune your original just like we said, and it's no additional cost.


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[Assistant] Because the song's not perfect until it's perfect for you, right? Thank you. That's big time. And you can do extra special add-ons that help commemorate the occasion. You can get a vinyl made of it, big dog.


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[Assistant] Like, we can have this thing spinning in your house just in case you need a reminder. Oh man, or you can get like one of kind of art crafted from the lyrics. You know, they make like lyric, I mean all kinds of lyric stuff.


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[Assistant] Anyways. Those guys had way more questions about duck calls than I ever thought. So that, that, that, I thought, I thought they'd be like nah. Alright, so Martin. Yo buddy. While you were...


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[Assistant] Redhead boy. Redhead, not ugly. His wife was with him though. Well, I mean, I would hope so. Yeah. But, I mean. You got to hug Ronnie. I'm sure she didn't mind.


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[Assistant] He's selling it. I went all vintage Janis Owen on this one. Like, what do the people want? Sigh singing. That's a lie.


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[Assistant] I understand every time I check my bank account, it's partly to thank you, so. Amen and amen.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean, even watching that with all the peril that was there, I still wanted to go. But you know where you can go, kinda?


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[Assistant] You know where you can go kinda and it's the same deal. You can go nuts.com. It's like being in the factory. You can get whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it doesn't matter if you want classic candy. You want, you know, butterscotch, fudge, licorice. You want specialty flowers. They got you. You want.


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[Assistant] What's the, oh, the bourbon pecans. That's the ones. Yeah. You want more of them? They got that. You want sweet and spicy pecans? They got pecan brittle. They all full of pecans, especially this time of year.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you. Look, and if you're eager to try any of them, all you gotta do is head to nuts.com to see hundreds of different varieties of nuts that they offer. Nuts.com is your one stop shop for freshly roasted nuts, dried fruits, sweets.


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[Assistant] Pantry stables like specialty flowers and more. Their wide selection means there's something for everyone. Nuts.com offers plenty of gluten free options, organic choices, and other diet friendly products. Whether you're looking for something sweet, savory, or you need to stop up on everyday cooking essentials.


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[Assistant] You're gonna find something you, you, you won't or slash need. You need it. I mean, there, there's both. I want it, I need it.


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[Assistant] So that you never run out of your favorite items, and if you're already stocked up at home, they sell directly to businesses. We got that break room in there, we need to, we need to throw some nuts.com up in there.


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[Assistant] So, you know, whether it's the dried mango, size smashing almonds right now, we would, we would be eating bourbon pecans, but those rarely make it after about 10 minutes of being here. They're gone. Uh, you know, I, and Philip, well, he's a goat. So, you know, but you can trust the rest of us.


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[Assistant] So go check out all the delicious options at nuts.com slash nuts. You'll receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more. That's nuts.com slash.


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[Assistant] Entrepreneur business, like not big box business, so I don't know why they didn't talk to Phil, but here we are.


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[Assistant] So uhm, they got to see duck calls being made, uh, down there with Godwin. And now, the CEO.


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[Assistant] Well bring it home. There you go. Hopefully I warmed him up good for him. I was glad he was here. I was late, but man it's fine, it's duck season. It's duck season. That guy, one of them boys said, you get to hunt every day? I said, no, no, no, no, you got the wrong word. I said, we have to.


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[Assistant] And I said, you have to remove the word hunt and change it for work. Yes, we have to go to work at 4.30 in the morning. I don't know what to tell you.


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[Assistant] Like it just, it all depends on the words you use in this deal.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Work hard, nap hard, right? That's right. That's it, boy. There you go.


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[Assistant] They gone. I get you some. I get you some. I appreciate it. I love it when old men put in their orders.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I want a video of you cooking that and your medium-plus steak.


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[Assistant] Like the, you like, yep. She cooks, uh, spaghetti. Like her specialty.


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[Assistant] Way too tender. I love when Phil says that. Too tender. Way too tender.


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[Assistant] No, sit on Johnny D's back porch and just shoot him when they follow Jason's backyard.


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[Assistant] That'd be alright. Drop em in Jeff's disc golf basket.


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[Assistant] You can kill a deer in the neighborhood if you want to. You can certainly kill a deer at my mom's house.


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[Assistant] He got all the mallards right there.


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[Assistant] You know, what's cool whenever you get people that want to partner with ads on podcasts, but you were already using their products. So like, it's super simple. Those are, those are the best ones. Sometimes we have to do the ads and you learn about them, but not with hoist.


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[Assistant] We've been drinking it and look, it's delicious. I got the brand new black cherry.


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[Assistant] And look, there are, it's empty. I drank the whole thing. It's delicious. I can't stop. And if you're like, boy, I hate those things. I can never find a flavor for me. Look, there are seven different options. You're going to find something you love. Dragon fruit, orange, watermelon, peach mango, strawberry lemonade, blue raspberry, or the all new black cherry. Doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] They got it. They got something that you're going to like and you can find the new black cherry flavor online now.


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[Assistant] Or in stores in 2024, hoist proudly supports our U S military and is approved by the department of defense. If it's good enough for them, it should be good enough for you. It's good enough for us.


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[Assistant] Why you look, you could be his brother. That's just cause they both got all their hair quit.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, y'all getting even like, go to a casino together.


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[Assistant] I couldn't appease him with money. Well you just told her I'd bring any fresh fish home.


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[Assistant] Not yet. Not yet, he said. Not yet. I'm sure the day's coming.


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[Assistant] There's trash is my short-term memory is now from kids. There's, there's, it's only a matter of time. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to be like the guy that you could tell something and I'd always remember it now. If I don't write it down.


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[Assistant] No, I did, and I was here for that. I was like, man, why do I have to be there?


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[Assistant] You know, 30 minutes before that, they're like, Hey, where are you? I was like, Oh, these decoys ain't going to pick up themselves. I'll be right there.


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[Assistant] Some of them people in entrepreneur class were like, do what? Blood on your hands. Oh yea, it's just a woody drake, it's fine. Ain't no big deal.


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[Assistant] But, you know, sunshine and in theory we had wind, so you gotta go duck hunting. You don't get me these days. It's still trash. We ain't got no ducks around here, but.


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[Assistant] At least you feel good. You feel like you're duck hunting. There's no water. We got a lot of woodies. We got a lot of woodies.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't care about the killing, I know I can do that, so.


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[Assistant] I did do that. I tried one yesterday, uh, one of them trick shots on a jack on a downhill sale at about 50. He's about 50 yards and I guarantee you he was going 50 miles an hour. I could not swing my gun faster.


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[Assistant] Boop! I did have a cool one yesterday. I had two guys that had never been ducked up before. And they killed their first duck yesterday. So that was, those are always fun. Oh no.


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[Assistant] One of them shot it right, like had his gun barrel sticking across my face. I knew it was coming. So I was like, cause he lit like right outside the door of the blind.


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[Assistant] And I looked out there as a Woody Drake. I looked, I said, you see that, he's sitting right beside me. I said, you see that duck out that door? He looked, he said, yeah. I said, shoot him.


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[Assistant] Cause I couldn't even watch. He said, yeah, I got it. He was fired up, man. He ain't ever killed a duck before. That's what makes duck hunting fun still for me is like.


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[Assistant] Taking people, if it's just our same crew, it's business as usual. But when you get to take somebody new, they've never done it before, it's, it's a lot of fun. Still is fun. Keeps it fun. You know, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Let's get in that hello at duck call room dot com inbox. You know, the last episode or not last one, but one of the last ones we asked for.


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[Assistant] Andrew, that, you win. I'd love to- If somebody beats that, I'm gonna be shocked. I'd love to tell you congrats in an Irish accent, but I don't think I have one, so. I think everything I got is Scottish.


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[Assistant] There you go. There you go. Way to go, man. You win by double. Congratulations. We'll find you a Dale Earnhardt Junior Belly Button Ring as a consolation prize. We'll have side.


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[Assistant] Hey Andrew, here's, I just want to give you a little, let's peel back the fourth ball here a little bit. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.


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[Assistant] Bobby from Paducah. Let me just peel back a layer for you here. You, you got those for $2 and 49 cents a piece. We paid roughly seven 50 for those. Whoa. You told me I'm making a profit, son.


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[Assistant] Who him? Yeah. I'm talking about us losing. We got clip $5 a piece for the ones that he got.


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[Assistant] I had one, I had one send me a deal on Instagram, uh, it's like cringy. They sold used back massagers.


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[Assistant] Woah. She said you could make really good money in the resale market for the Homedics ones.


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[Assistant] I don't know any details about this, but I do remember she said they made eight grand off of used back massagers.


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[Assistant] All I gotta say is God bless America and what a time to be alive.


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[Assistant] That's crazy, man. That's wild. Hold on. Somebody needs to start an eBay account with my office.


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[Assistant] Brittany called me that day, she said, you're never going to guess what we got in the mail. It's like the weirdest thing ever. I was like, what? She said, it's a Christmas card. I was like, okay, from, from who? She said, from side.


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[Assistant] I got so tickled when I saw it. It's like at the top of our tree. It's hilarious, man.


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[Assistant] Amen. See y'all next time. We'll see y'all next time right here from eBay.


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[Assistant] You couldn't show, you couldn't show about life, okay? Somebody take his oxygen away from him.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, gotcha. And you didn't warn it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that, like David, they weren't looking for you.


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[Assistant] Hey, again, I drank mine this morning. I'm feeling good. My gut health is better. I don't want to go without it.


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[Assistant] Hey, you need to drink AG1 and you'll feel alive.


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[Assistant] Yes, well once we started drinking it and it's been several years now, uh, me and my wife would drink it together in the mornings and now our oldest is addicted to it.


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[Assistant] He does love to irritate me if we're doing anything and we're so competitive with each other and everything we've ever done our whole lives.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm disappointed, but.


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[Assistant] Here's something that I want to bring up. A lot of people don't know this, but Phil can be a lot of fun. And I've been down to his house and I've played dominoes with him. Uh, he has a different side where he laughs and has fun and he jams out to the radio and he's playing the air guitar.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, you know, when, when y'all used to go to the beach, then me and a bunch of guys would go down the fields and we would, and sometimes Si went with us and watched the, uh, movie.


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[Assistant] Phil and the boys having a movie night.


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[Assistant] So as far as, as far as I can tell ya, and I've got a lot of experience, but Phil is one of the funniest, nicest, loving, most gentle and kind men.


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[Assistant] Well, I wouldn't, I don't think I would tell him what I just said, but I want Kay to know. You know, and she knows, cause she's seen us before. But when I was on his show, me and you went on Phil's show, I said thank you for, because he mentored me, he had a men's group, I mean, the Robertsons have been good to me and my family.


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[Assistant] And y'all have been best friends to you and Phil the whole time, hadn't you?


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[Assistant] I'm sure. But here's what I'm talking about. When we had a group of guys, and one of the guys in our group was struggling with alcoholism, he was going out, you know, using drugs and everything else, and Phil said,


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[Assistant] Go after him, you know, go after him and try to get him back to our group, and you know, you could do it. And he was encouraging to me, and I did. He would give me advice about sharing the gospel with people and helping people.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, uhm. Let me be kind. Kay, I don't know if you know this, we don't get to talk very much, but when I was in high school, I didn't like Willie and I didn't like Jace at all.


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[Assistant] But you know what? When, when, when we graduated high school, Jace shared the gospel with me and my girlfriend and it's been 30, 33 years. I can't remember how long it's been.


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[Assistant] But your family has influenced me and my family and had an impact on my children and my extended family and those boys that I didn't like very much. God used them.


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[Assistant] To change all of our lives, me and my family. And everything's different because of it. And all the struggles you went through have helped me and my family. So thank you Kay. And I love you guys so much. I'm so glad that you're here on our podcast.


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[Assistant] Yup. Put your faith in Him and lean on Him and not your own understanding. And Jesus is mediating in heaven for you. Look, love God with all your heart and soul, your mind and strength, and love your neighbor as yourself.


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[Assistant] They start with the people, then they eat your babies. Then they'll eat fire.


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[Assistant] I'm not afraid of an alligator on land, but I'm not entering the water with one.


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[Assistant] You know, it's funny we're talking about this. You know what? Carter told me last night.


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[Assistant] At school. For real? For real. Oh, little guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause he goes, he's out there by Black Bayou. All the kids are out on the playground and all of a sudden they see something moving over there and there is an alligator on the recess playground.


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[Assistant] Martin, you would have got kicked out of school because you would have been the kid that like walked up to it. Absolutely. I'd have went and petted him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Lunchbox had it whenever he was working here. Who was that? Lunchbox? He worked here for a long time. I love Lunchbox to death. But he came in and he just looked so sad. And he walked into Willie's office and me and Willie were sitting there, we're having the time of our life because, you know, we weren't really working. We were just hanging out being friends. That was my job. And,


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[Assistant] Lunchbox comes in and we're like, Willy goes, hey man, why you so down? Cause I mean dude was just sad.


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[Assistant] And it was so bizarre that me and Willie just started laughing because we were like, oh hey, we'll all get through it together if we didn't know. And he just kind of, and he worked in the warehouse so he's walking everywhere all day.


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[Assistant] I guess the weirdest thing my family did was like fight over fish tails. We ate them too now. Cause we gonna eat them.


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[Assistant] I could go a long thing about fish. You know who's fish not quite that bad? Arby's.


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[Assistant] They didn't ask us to do this, Martin, but I went to MyPillar.com while you were reading this. They do have men's heavyweight bath rubs.


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[Assistant] I'll eat anything. You know who else does that? My mom. My mom love a filet-o-fish. That nasty.


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[Assistant] But I'll say this, what, we had a fish fry one time and they bought it, you don't have to record this. No, but we may want to use it. Okay. But we, uh, we bought it from Superway. It was fresh, never frozen farm raised catfish. And I could, there's a huge difference in that.


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[Assistant] And then they cut that one in half again. Yeah. And it's like a fish chip.


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[Assistant] If you take that op and my dad will get them and then he'll cut them into tiny, tiny pieces and make-


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[Assistant] Nuggets. Oh yea. Fish nuggets. Uh, fish nuggets.


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[Assistant] And you just, if you're ever at that party, you watch him. Go last. You wait till he's in. Go last. Cause all of a sudden.


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[Assistant] Everybody else is going through the line. Everybody's like, Oh man, this is good. And there's like these appetizers that are just filling people up. And then all of a sudden, well, it's like, it's time for me to eat. And just something comes out of nowhere and you're like, Oh, but I'm full.


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[Assistant] If I'm in a bind and I'm, you know, having an order from Domino's or Pizza Hut or somewhere like that, you get that thin crust with pepperoni and jalapenos.


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[Assistant] I'm an Astros fan, but I keep that to myself. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Facebook comments, YouTube comments, I read the emails. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Send us stuff to talk about, we always do a fan section, but I do have a fan that emailed in his first bow deer. He did it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I, that's why I wanted to bring this here to the experts because, you know, our family's full of fishing stuff and clearly we kill huge deer. Uhm, where's the hole, Martin?


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[Assistant] Also, Tessa emails again, and I'm almost positive I've read this email before, but Beth told me I haven't.


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[Assistant] So, she had a cat. The cat had a kitten. It was a boy.


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[Assistant] They love Uncle Si. So what do you name a cat if you love Uncle Si?


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[Assistant] No, it's a boy. That don't matter. He's a boy. He's a boy. That's weird. Cats are weird. So look, they had Silas. They thought probably best for Silas is not to reproduce. We're going to go get them neutered. They brought them out after the neuter and said, Hey, the spay went great. They said, spay.


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[Assistant] It's a boy and they're like, nope, Silas is a girl. So apparently they're not very good at telling the difference between boy and girl cats, but their question is this.


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[Assistant] Do we keep the cat's name as Silas, or do we re- since it's a girl, or do we rename it?


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[Assistant] I like new stuff. Fishermen are the weirdest human beings on earth because they all want what's new. And you know how everybody's on the mission to be different in the world? Like you want to stand out. Right? Like look at Phillip's character on Duck Dynasty.


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[Assistant] He was on a mission to stand out, but fishermen are the exact opposite. They want to know what that guy's doing and they want to do the same thing because they don't want to be left out.


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[Assistant] They gave him a house, Willie bought him a fence.


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[Assistant] Acts 17, 27, God did this so they would seek Him and perhaps reach out for Him and find Him, though He is not far from any of us. Seek God in everything you do, people. He's right there waiting on you.


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[Assistant] And Martin's supposed to be here, but he's moving a duck blind somewhere and may show up at some point. That's how we operate in duck season. Ducks first, business second. I don't know who started that. Miss Kay, how you been?


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[Assistant] I'm in the weirdest seat of all time in this podcast, but we are excited to announce we you've heard of unashamed. You've heard of the duck call room. You've heard of live original. We have a new podcast coming out. Did you know that?


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[Assistant] No, this is the duck call room. Oh, this is the duck call room. Are you sure? No, when you filmed with your boys, I think there was an episode with Phil and Willie, there was an episode with you and all your nephews, owls. We got clips. Do we need to play a clip for reminders sake?


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[Assistant] You like it? So, so there's six episodes, all of them somewhat like that, and we're talking about The Blind.


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[Assistant] The movie. It's a big movie. It's coming out September 28th. Uhm, it stars...


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[Assistant] The four people, three people, to my right, it's got a lot to do with their story, especially yours, Mr. Phil. I fixate it actually starts two people.


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[Assistant] And so that's kind of what, Phil, that's what you did. Once, once that switch flipped in you, I've, I've heard it said, just because I've grown up around you and you're like the legend of Phil Robertson, but it's you did so bad for so long that you, then you just had to be that good on the other side. And there's conversion stories like Burley's.


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[Assistant] All right. And there's a bunch of us that look like Burley that ended up down at Phil Robertson's house getting baptized. Is that?


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[Assistant] That is amazing to think about though because, uh, you know, God would kind of hit on those church folk. And I think if you're listening and you're not one of those church folk and you think that we're just talking about, you know.


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[Assistant] You live enough, right? You get to heaven one day. That's not, that's part of it. It's a huge part of it. I cannot wait for eternity, but everyone in here will testify.


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[Assistant] So as I was saying, once they turn their life around...


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[Assistant] Life got better here on earth and heaven awaits us. Jesus didn't say I came to give eternal life.


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[Assistant] And that's it. He said, I came to give life abundantly here on this earth as well. And Phil and Kay are a living testament to that. Like you look at their life and the movie shows it so well. That's not something any of us would sign up for what Phil was going through. Not even you would have signed up for.


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[Assistant] What Phil's got going now with four beautiful sons and all this life that he's living and being able to preach the gospel. A lot of us would want that, but that's only possible through Jesus Christ. And that happened here on this earth.


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[Assistant] I just, I remember, cause, so I recently, like, I was a kid not too long ago. I remember running into Phil at church and just being like, yes sir, no sir. And you'll never remember this, but I was probably about nine.


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[Assistant] Well, he knew Owens. He knew I was Max somehow related to Matt, which is cool with me, but no, it's, it's awesome to see all the people you've influenced and all that from that decision way back when to follow Jesus Christ and we're all part of it.


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[Assistant] That is a tough one. Well let's take another break, and we'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Do I have good news for all the men out there?


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[Assistant] But we've just been talking about the power of everybody's conversion and Godwin filling up styrofoam cups full of beer at a house church and then finding out Phil was preaching. Probably my favorite part of this podcast so far.


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[Assistant] That's the church kid in me's whole life story. I compared myself to every bad person around me because that was real easy to do. And then at about 26, I was like, I'm not really living this thing. I'm just doing better than the people that aren't doing good, which is a pretty pathetic way to live. And that's whenever I turned it around, uh,


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[Assistant] There's a, we're doing a special series called the Blind Movie Podcast. There's six episodes. Okay. We watched some clips earlier. Do we have any more clips to show Martin? Show Martin some of the clips.


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[Assistant] But you have, so what are you most like looking forward to? You know, on September 28th when it comes out in the theater.


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[Assistant] Can't beat mobo, but the blind pot movie podcast it's out now. It's on Phil's YouTube six episodes.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's incredible that this is the first time the whole Robertson family has been on a podcast together. So it's going to be six really cool episodes.


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[Assistant] Tune into that. Be sure to get your tickets on September 28th to go see The Blind. Head over to theblindmovie.com. We normally send you out of here with a Bible verse, but Phil's giving you plenty of those. So we're going to wrap this up so he can go back to where he wants to go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. There's a lot to do. Austin kind of a duck.


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[Assistant] Gilly's family cremation. What? What?


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[Assistant] Ice cream, aren't they like the honky tonk on the strip in Vegas? Like Mickey Gillies?


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[Assistant] For creemating people? That's the Duck Commander logo with Duck Dynasty around it. When they had the perfect opportunity to just put our duck where their dove is.


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[Assistant] Oh, that'd be tight, like if your face got made into an urn and people could put their ashes in you, that'd be kinda cool.


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[Assistant] What did y'all, what was the shtick? I mean like why, why does a crematorium have y'all come? There it is, there it is. That's what I'm trying to get at.


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[Assistant] Did anybody ask you to see your license? No. But he did have them. Well I did.


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[Assistant] But hey, I do think it's an interesting topic on where we stand on cremation. Oh, it is. It is pretty cool.


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[Assistant] When you cross Bayou Lafourche Bridge, open the lid and the window. And just let your boy go.


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[Assistant] Just keep going at about 55 and we'll see how far I make it. I'm back in duck country.


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[Assistant] I would just rather like my family go down there somewhere and enjoy being where my ashes were.


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[Assistant] Then the sad people I see at the cemetery. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] I don't, there's nothing about the cemetery that I enjoy.


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[Assistant] Mexico! Heck yea. Or somebodies belly, probably from where the duck ate it. I don't have a problem with it either. Yeaah!


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[Assistant] Yes. And how in the world are you going to pay for it? I'm short on cash right now, so hey, guess what? Hey, well look, if you're short on cash, do we have something for you? It's not only a solution. It's a biblical solution with our friends over at Samaritan Ministries. Samaritan Ministries is a community


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[Assistant] of Christians paying each other's medical bills. This is not insurance. It's assurance that you're part of a healthcare sharing community where members care for one another spiritually and financially.


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[Assistant] Go wherever you want because Samaritan Ministries has no network restrictions, so you have total freedom to choose whatever doctors, hospitals, and treatments are best for you and your family. And members also get access to exclusive health resources to help keep medical costs low.


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[Assistant] Samaritan Ministries is a biblical solution to healthcare where we can bear one another's burdens and so fulfill the law of Christ, and it's affordable because they're focused on ministry, not profit.


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[Assistant] So sounds like something you like. You can join 80,000 Christian households across the nation sharing $30 million in medical needs every month. Become part of this community today at samaritanministries.org slash duck at samaritanministries.org slash duck. Join today.


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[Assistant] Toten schedule. Yeah, yeah, let me tell him. King Toten.


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[Assistant] Look, the busy fall season's already in swing, and if you're looking for a way to eat more wholesome, convenient meals for the jam-packed days, we got it for you. Factor.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that can help you fuel up fast with shelf prepared, dietitian approved, ready to eat meals delivered straight to your door. You'll save time, eat well, and stay on track to your healthy lifestyle.


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[Assistant] I, I, it, it really is. Cause it's two minutes or less for something really good.


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[Assistant] They got it. You want cranberry pecan chicken. They got you. Apple Dijon pork chops. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, and if you want to like feel really special for lunch one day, you can level up with the Gourmet Plus. Get premium ingredients like broccolini, leeks, truffle butter. We know that man. He'll do a truffle shuffle if you ain't careful. Look, and asparagus. So.


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[Assistant] They got all the fancy things. I mean, it's unbelievable. And if you're too busy running around to think about lunch, you can keep your energy up with lunch to go effortless, wholesome meals like grain bowls and salad toppers that are ready to eat when you're on the go. No microwave required.


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[Assistant] If you're a calorie counter, they got you. They have dietitian approved calorie smart meals with a round or less than 550 calories per serving. If you need an extra boost to support your wellness goals, look protein plus take care of 30 grams of protein or more per serving.


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[Assistant] Source 100% renewable electricity for production sites and offices and feature sustainably sourced seafood in their meals this October. Get factor and enjoy eating well without the hassle. Simply choose your meals, enjoy fresh flavor packed meals delivered to your door ready in just two minutes. No prep, no mess.


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[Assistant] Head to factormills.com slash Duck50 and use code Duck50 to get 50% off. That's code Duck50 at factormills.com slash Duck50 to get 50% off.


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[Assistant] See, I imagine Brittany gets the same kind of feelings every time I walk in the door. Yeah, right. Makes your heart go pitter patter. Those are butterflies.


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[Assistant] And you know if a man can make a pillow like that, you've got to be able to trust his towels.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, because the six piece MyPillow towel sets have 100% long staple chapeur cotton. It is a combed ring spun cotton that makes the towel softer and more absorbent than ever. Say that ten times. The towels actually dry you.


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[Assistant] My towels also come with a 10 year warranty. Just go to my pillow.com right now and click on the radio podcast specials. But we can't talk about 40 of them.


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[Assistant] A lot of towels. To receive this amazing offer of a six piece set of MyPillow towels for only $29.98, just go to MyPillow.com and click on the radio podcast specials and enter promo code


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[Assistant] There you go. Look, it's still a fake temperature of steak, but it made a shirt, so.


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[Assistant] Bass Pro. Okay. When we have to go have our sales meetings and dealer meetings and stuff like that, we're up there.


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[Assistant] Well, since that C word happened, we don't really have to go anymore. We do everything digitally, but we used to be there twice a year, spring and fall, so.


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[Assistant] For line reviews and all, I've driven that miserable drive up through North Arkansas. North Arkansas, beautiful. That road is just, it's two lanes. That's all. I mean, it takes forever to get there. You ain't going nowhere, but it takes forever to get there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm not a beach guy. I love fishing. I love the beach. Yeah. I'm not a beach guy. I'd rather go spend.


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[Assistant] Naw buddy, I'm playing. Me and tattoos don't gee-haw, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, gar holes are just places where the, uh, the result you expected did not quite turn out as you'd hoped for.


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[Assistant] So for her, Tucson, I don't know how much experience. So a gar is considered quote unquote a trash fish.


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[Assistant] So if you go fishing and you catch gar, that's a poor outing. You're generally after something. Now there are people who eat gar and I've heard they're great.


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[Assistant] All those things, so, it's not like a, it's just a redneck colloquialism.


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[Assistant] I prefer on gars, if we're gonna gaur, it needs to be a pretty gaur. Let me at least look at something that looks pretty good. Gaur holes suck.


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[Assistant] There's a whole brand on YouTube that's built their deal off of suburban deer hunting.


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[Assistant] Seek one. Go check them out. That's all they do. They hunt city deer.


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[Assistant] So they're hunting deer that live around people and they kill giants.


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[Assistant] Sit there, watch TV with air conditioner? What's the difference in that and a tree? Look, having fed a deer backstrap to this whole office on Friday, I think there's more people here that support that decision. Beth, our Canadian friend, who helps run the podcast, had never had venison until Friday.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's fine. I did it on the day where I know participation is the lowest.


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[Assistant] It is to have people here maybe want to show up when they hear things like that happen on a Friday. If not, keep doing what you're doing and we'll keep eating good on a Friday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have to order all my merch for tour, and I sent them this, and they were like, I don't know what that is, but we'll print it, alright, and I was like,


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[Assistant] I live in Springfield, Missouri, uh, but I'm on tour all over the country.


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[Assistant] I was born in Lincoln, Nebraska, moved to Springfield. Yeah, tour, I do stand up my opening line, cause this is all new, I grew my hair and beard out when I lost a bunch of weight. And uh, people harass me, they call me, like I literally had a show the other day, I walked in and some drunk guy was like, building duck calls didn't work out for you or what? Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's my line on one of the shows. Yeah. I start every show with, that's all my Facebook became is...


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[Assistant] When's Duckdine stay back on the air? And I'm in, I don't know, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Nah, I'm a stand up. I'm more of an Arby's 2 for 3 kind of guy. Oh, okay. I was just wondering, cause this is like-


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[Assistant] ...are 20 years old. I celebrated my 21st birthday on stage.


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[Assistant] It's the best thing I've ever done, uhm, the problem is there's not a lot of men, uh, in my world that are Christians doing it, so I have a weird blended world of it.


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[Assistant] I got to do a show on West Monroe last, uh, last month. Worst show of the tour, but, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no. And you know, we drove, we flew all the way from Springfield to Orlando, Florida, and he went, baaah, and then we just went back to the hotel.


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[Assistant] That was, that was his response. And I was like, well, I'm not taking it. And then we went to the hills of Iowa and he went, this is the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life. And I'm like, you're backwards. That's what you are. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Monroe, Louisiana has such a variety of crime. Yeah, oh wow. Oh no. Good thing we don't live there.


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[Assistant] This is West Monroe. West Monroe was a big step up on Monroe.


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[Assistant] What? Tough crowd. I don't feel like you have any problem with that.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you the best part about the entire tour? Alright, you guys are snack people. So I did a show and they gave my buddy a tattoo gun after the show. Never held a tattoo gun. And I was like, let's match my tattoos, let's go Jesus. And he heard Cheez-its.


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[Assistant] I got this cheesin' on me for the rest of my life. And he drew that? He drew that, and then it got, we were like, well let's go in, so then I got this goldfish.


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[Assistant] The hardest part? The hardest part? Uhm, honestly, we spend every single week writing, and it is hard, but the hardest part for me is to sit every single week until I get to do my next show. That's the hardest.


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[Assistant] It's about, it's about, so actually, uhm, today, we're in West Monroe, right? I was in Council Bluffs, Iowa, Sunday morning. Oh wow. Uhm, and then I'll go back, I have a hometown show, and then I'm off to, uh, Louisville, Kentucky. I've got, uh, we just finished up in Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma. Turns into a rap song after a while. Yeah. I can't, I can't.


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[Assistant] I would take anywhere that will have me. I gotcha. Yeah, I love to do churches. They're a little bit harder to get into because, uh, you know, they don't have like a entertainment regimen, like a bar or comedy club would.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm not quite famous enough to just pick a comedy club and get that one yet. Not even close, I don't think, but I'm trying. So we do, we do, I mean, I've done anything from basements to comedy clubs to, to parking lots to, I mean, we did a drive-in movie theater during COVID. That sucked. It rained.


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[Assistant] That I couldn't hear the last because they were in their car, so.


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[Assistant] I'm still deer hunting. I'm just finding this out. What are we doing? We're going deer hunting. Okay, not together.


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[Assistant] Stan, how's that gonna work? Well I'm assuming Sy's hunting his Stan.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw the shot. It looked like you shot from a boat.


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[Assistant] I mean, technically you could spook my deer. No, I'm not gonna spook nothing.


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[Assistant] Okay. I just don't want to make sure you don't have a weapon that could.


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[Assistant] Well, eh, actually today you're using my rifle. Uh oh. So you actually have a really big advantage.


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[Assistant] Yep. So, it is, it is never, I'll just say this, it's never missed a deer.


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[Assistant] With this gun? With this gun I have. No, that's, that's not Allah.


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[Assistant] With this gun. So yeaah, okay. So if you miss, it will be the first miss. Oh, now he's putting me under pressure.


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[Assistant] Just aim like you did, like you did the last one off the cruise ship and just squeeze, just jerk that trigger back.


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[Assistant] Okay, hey, hey, I wanted to say something. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. We got Brandon here. So when you shoot a rifle, it makes a loud noise. And so these things are really good because they'll make that noise not so loud. Is that right?


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[Assistant] It's funny that, I just thought it was funny you were telling the man that's what he does for a living. But you explained it for the common man.


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[Assistant] Brandon is here, he is, he sponsors us for Buck Commander and


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[Assistant] He has an incredible story really of his journey of how he got in this business, but I also want to hear about, uh, you had something cool happen.


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[Assistant] A week and a half ago, uh, he called into a radio show and asked for some advice. And then I got to be a part of the.


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[Assistant] Uh, how long, how long ago from, from the call to a week or two ago? About 12 years. 12 years. Uh, so yeah, tell us about the story, kind of how you got into, uh, well actually tell us that story and then we'll, we'll hear about the.


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[Assistant] It was cool to see that happen. What if he would have said,


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[Assistant] Have you lost your mind? No. Pharmacy, that's where it's at. That's a growing business. What if they would have told you that? Do you think you would have bucked the advice?


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[Assistant] So tell me this, did you learn anything in your education that actually helped with this business or was it, is it just apples and oranges? I think so.


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[Assistant] And you wouldn't believe how big, like how many...


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[Assistant] How many suppressors are like in the system right now that you, or whatever, however you want to categorize that of in the process or that you're processing at this moment?


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[Assistant] Changes my voice. Also, uh, Dave and I came out, Luke Braun stopped by too. Yeah. Last week, huh? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he was in a concert. Man, South Dakota. Yeah. Everybody rolling through there. What do you think about the operation? Oh, he liked it. Yeah. Good, good.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a good one. Did that person say, ask this wild size with Willy and then ask about his cheeks? Yeah. Well, what does it matter that I'm here?


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[Assistant] Let's see if we can guess though, what, what's the name Caleb? Let's see if we can guess what happened.


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[Assistant] I think he washed his hands. I think there's Dawn dishwashing liquid on the meat. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] That's the kids, he's dead now. He's like, Hey, we got to clean this thing up, mate. And then he got it on the deal and yeah, soap, soap. That's soap eating. So that's a funny taste is when you get soap. Yeah. Soap never tasted well. Neither is a.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no. I look at that. I talked to another guy there. He said that they eat the guts and, uh, he was in Africa. It was actually in South Dakota. Uh, well, and he said they were guiding and they, the first thing they do and they kill like an impala and they ate the guts.


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[Assistant] Is to tell him that all you want is something inexpensive. Cause then...


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[Assistant] Like you're getting the credit, but then the debt, but then he's not having to spend as much. So it all comes out and everybody's happy. So just ask for one gift from dad and it doesn't have to be anything expensive. That's what a dad would want for Christmas for him. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] That's not a gift, that's life. That's not a gift.


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[Assistant] Like spend time with you for Christmas. No, it's a good, like, there's an exchange.


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[Assistant] Read the original question, now you've already punked it all up. Like, read the original.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've been to Arkansas, I just ain't seen them. Where do you think those mountains are? Big Hills.


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[Assistant] A mountain is a large natural elevation of the earth's surface rising abruptly from the surrounding level. There you go. Don't peek. So I gotta, I gotta call out my own state here. There you go.


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[Assistant] They got it. They got Brittany Hill. And it's only 345 feet, but at least they know that that's a hill and not a mountain.


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[Assistant] I think that's the problem. I think Oregon might have just been bigger, faster, and stronger.


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[Assistant] I just got to work like an hour ago and then I had to leave and come here.


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[Assistant] According to Cy, they only showed up to look at Oregon's campus.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Alabama, does it have mountains? Yeah. Louisiana, mountain?


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[Assistant] No. No. Heels. It's got mount. That doesn't make it a mount. No, it's just a mountain according to Wikipedia.


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[Assistant] Hold on. We've already figured out that Louisiana has a mountain and Florida doesn't.


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[Assistant] So, Hunter was telling us something in that little break. Your name is in the credit of the blinds- Oh, you don't have a microphone anymore.


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[Assistant] Hold on, it is. So hey look, if you go see the blind, you can wait for it to be over and actually read the credits and see names you know, like Hunter. Did you actually make the credits?


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[Assistant] Sit at home and count your money. There's 19 year old girls all over this country waiting to hate Travis Kelsey right now.


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[Assistant] When you go see the blind, do us a favor, email in your thought. Like we want to know what you think and we're going to read all the good ones to convince other people to see it. And if you leave bad things, I'm going to delete it. Cause I have that, not really.


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[Assistant] Although, although it's kinda like going to see The Chosen. You know what happens in the end. You know what's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Person acting, actor or actress is going to be the girl that plays Kay.


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[Assistant] That's what I think people, that girl was legit. Was she? Oh yeaah. Fun to work with. I'm out. No, I never met her.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying from seeing the movie, like, that girl is going places in the acting world. Cause when I say nailed the part of Miss Kay, nailed it.


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[Assistant] It was just better music. Can I say something that I noticed recently? I'd love for you to. And this blew my mind? There's no such thing as a band anymore.


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[Assistant] Rock and roll bands as we know it, do not exist.


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[Assistant] There's nobody like that anymore. I asked this question, you know what somebody said to me? Do you know what they said to me?


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[Assistant] A group, if anything. It's like techno. Bands are over.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if it's that, but now everything you gotta put into a computer and it's gotta make weird noises. Yeah, you don't even have to sing good anymore. That song I sang earlier about Travis Kelsey via Taylor Swift, somebody could turn that into something incredible.


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[Assistant] That makes sense that you wouldn't know who Colt Ford is.


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[Assistant] I see, that's where I'm confused. American Idol. When was the last time we got a hootie in the blood, a new version of hootie, and it's just a dude with a guitar, dude with a bass guitar and a drummer, and they're just singing good songs. Dixie Chicks, group or band? First off, it's just the chicks.


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[Assistant] I'm against act like you've been there before because Martin had never been on an elevator.


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[Assistant] Cy, how does that make you feel? There he is boys. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think there was a burn ban last time we were there. You want to know what a bummer is when you're fake camping in a nice house and the only camping thing you're actually going to do is.


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[Assistant] Hi, uhm, I have a person that emailed in, Joel. Joel. His question.


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[Assistant] Old Joel. Joel's emailed him before. He sent us a video. He got a new boat. Riding, riding a giraffe. Remember when he said, I spend too much time on YouTube. Confirmed. We've just confirmed it.


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[Assistant] Did he send us another one? Oh, he sent us another one. But he said...


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[Assistant] So for those of you listening, there's a bad Photoshopu.


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[Assistant] Jace being tackled by Missy, kind of, it might be a hug. And to the right is Jace in a hospital bed.


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[Assistant] Did they steal the picture of Jep in the hospital? I have no idea. And photoshop it onto Jace's face?


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[Assistant] I wanna know who the poor sucker in the hospital is that got Jace's face plastered over.


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[Assistant] What else do I have? I accidentally did something wrong on the emails again. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] Do you delete them all? They are start coming back yet? Yeah, the emails have been really in a, in a, well, just in a tizzy for a while. Tizzy.


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[Assistant] But to the thing that replaced homecoming for the Christian kids that weren't allowed to dance, I got turned down once.


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[Assistant] Sloth. Here we go. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back. Welcome back. John David's tricksy today.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's how it works. You don't know till you try.


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[Assistant] The boom bombs were the best. What's a boom bomb? The ones that hit you and would explode even more. They'd put a pretty sizable hole in your shirt.


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[Assistant] Red. He was a cherry bomb guy. Pull that mic up a little bit there, old man.


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[Assistant] Man, there ain't no telling. I don't know. I did that deal, you know, out there off of, uh, what's the road that goes by Shinney? Washington turns into what there? Like, I don't know, 3033 or something? Anyway, they had them, they got them dirt pits out there or whatever.


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[Assistant] I just, you know, we, we, we did it every weekend, but apparently where we had been riding, they decided to get that, that particular hill for dirt.


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[Assistant] The whole backside of the hill was gone. And I'm leading, I'm leading the pack on the Honda big red, son. And I get up there and I'm like, uh-oh. And my buddies told me, it said, all we saw was brake lights and gone. Like, and then so I just, you know, I locked them up and then just shoom straight down. Of course.


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[Assistant] In a matter of moment of clarity there, I said, I got to get off as three wheeler.


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[Assistant] I jumped, like, cause I mean it's kinda sandy dirt, it's not really that hard, but like.


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[Assistant] And I said go, I jumped off three wheeler and I go to Tumbling.


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[Assistant] Head over heel, boom, I'm like, oh, okay, this ain't that bad. I'll be all right.


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[Assistant] That, I, I softened the blow for the three wheelers final resting spot. That thing landed across, look, I still got a dent in my butt cheek from where that thing hit me. Gravity, gravity boy.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna guess it was probably about a 50 foot fall. Wha- Although this could say they got rid of a heel.


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[Assistant] And if I'm like 20 to 30 feet either direction, the track hose here that was digging the hole and there's a dump truck here.


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[Assistant] And landed in a little soft wet spot, but that didn't keep that.


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[Assistant] Three wheeler from pounding me and having a dent across my left butt cheek.


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[Assistant] You know, and then they, they, we carted me out of there.


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[Assistant] You know, I just rode back on the three wheeler, I limped her on back, and then I got my butt tore up again when I got home from bending the rack on the three wheeler.


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[Assistant] I would love nothing. Well, I mean, I'm sure our Honda Big Red would crank right now if you just put the fluids in it and took off.


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[Assistant] Hell yeaah, man. Hey, I got one and I love it. I'm here. A big red, just like that.


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[Assistant] I survived it, let me tell you something, I used to, they tell me, I don't really remember because I was so young, they say I get on that thing, ride a wheelie for about 50, 60 yards, flip it all the way over back on top of me.


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[Assistant] Dad come out there, flip it back over and I get right back on it and go again. Like it didn't bother me, not none. I, I just, the worst is when before they come out with like four wheelers, everybody could afford, we took them three wheelers, duck hunting.


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[Assistant] Well the front tire ain't pullin' so eventually it gets caked in mud and you can't even steer the thing. You just, you just along for the ride them back two tire joints.


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[Assistant] You know, but, oh, I had some, I had some time on that.


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[Assistant] They got me the Yamaha Breeze, a little automatic 125 is mine. I thought I was in high cotton, buddy.


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[Assistant] Electrical outlet. Oh yea, stuck the fork in there or something. It was tweezers. Yea, tweezers.


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[Assistant] But see, if you weren't, if you didn't have Rocket Money, you wouldn't know where you're spending all your money. No clue where it ended up. Like, it does help you manage your time, your money, all the things, and, you know, we all have subscriptions that you've...


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, it happens to me too, like with the kids and ordering food and stuff like that, all of a sudden they're out of that food and it's like, oh man.


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[Assistant] I've got another two weeks supply coming and they don't even eat this stuff anymore. So it's like, you know, it just, it happens. You lose track of it. Cause life is busy.


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[Assistant] And there's 80% of people have subscriptions they don't remember, know about, or anything like that. But our friends over at Rocket Money can help. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. Most people think they're spending about $80 on their subscriptions when in reality the number is closer to $200.


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[Assistant] When you're signed up for so many things like streaming services you used to watch for one show or free trials for delivery you don't use, it's so easy to lose track of what you're paying for and with Rocket Money you can easily


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[Assistant] Cancel the ones you don't want. All you have to do is press the cancel button. It ain't nothing to it. You don't have to stay on hold. You don't have to do any emails. You don't have to give up your firstborn. You just go to Rocket Money, hit cancel, and they take care of it for you.