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[Assistant] More of a man than me. I carry it with me every time I pull a trailer, so I ain't gotta worry about that man.


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[Assistant] Well, how do you know it's not gonna happen again? Well see, so you know me being the nerd I am.


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[Assistant] He broke it down. No. Break it down? I tried to make it happen again.


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[Assistant] Oh no. Now you're just a psycho. Well, no, because part, my biggest philosophy in life.


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[Assistant] And sometimes it ain't knowin' what to do, it's knowin' what not to do.


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[Assistant] I was trying to figure out what I don't ever need to do again to make sure that that doesn't happen again. Now I did it on stretches of road where I look, there's nobody for a mile in front of me, a mile behind me, like, and, and a lot flatter ground. Mind you, cause I didn't.


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[Assistant] That, that thing was, that thing was pretty, pretty sharp over on that side. Like it's like.


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[Assistant] So worst case here, I probably just, you know, get out there in the grass. I got four wheel drive. I get out of that. No problem. So you went until you got to Louisiana. I did do it in Louisiana. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then I would even speed up, like trying to find out if there was like a critical speed. I couldn't, it never happened again.


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[Assistant] But it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't like a stupid rain. It was just rain.


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[Assistant] It could have. I mean, when I tell you I was just cruising in the right lane like I do.


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[Assistant] I was not doing, I was just chilling, just cruising in the right lane, listening to fishes.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm already scared. Luckily, I had three more hours to get over that fear. Cause you know, it happened about the midpoint of that drive.


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[Assistant] Well, but hey, look, and we got a lot of fans that listen to this thing. It probably some, I know a lot of, not a lot of them, but I know some of them are truckers that haul even bigger trailers.


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[Assistant] So if y'all got any suggestions, y'all drop that below just so I know what not to do next. Cause I, the other thing I thought was like, oh crap, my strap failed or something and my boat slipped back. Cause that's the other thing that cause fish tailing if you've got it weighted improperly.


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[Assistant] So nothing, nothing on the trailer properly. Yeah, but nothing failed. It's centered up like all the things, all the boxes check. So I don't know what, you know, interesting.


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[Assistant] And luckily on this one, this boat trailer and this boat can pretty much only go on this trailer one way.


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[Assistant] You're so far off, you're not even close. There's not like the old trailers or you could put a, this trailer was built for this boat. Like, so it's a, it's a weird deal.


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[Assistant] They're going through trouble. Well, I mean, cause I work with it. So like, you know, so I called, I called them yesterday right after it happened to see like, you know, what, what's the deal? Is this common? Yeah. Like, is this something I need to worry about? Cause I mean, I paid when I bought this boat, I paid, I told them, I said, I want the best trailer y'all make.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm gonna be hauling it. Don't, don't, don't cheap on the trailer, like.


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[Assistant] He's a traveler. Yeaah. So, but.


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[Assistant] Yes, on the Cusa river, uh, it's just south of Birmingham, about, about 30 minutes to an hour south of Birmingham.


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[Assistant] So there you go. Yeah, that was, that was my weekend, but I am interested if any of our fans or listeners have any idea, shoot us an email, drop us a comment, all the things. I mean, I sound like any other YouTube channel now, but for real, I'm, I'm legitimately curious.


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[Assistant] Not a little bit. Okay. I was physically shaking once I finally got it stopped.


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[Assistant] Let's just roll with a hunter and figure out where to cut that.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Since you put in a text message that you're doing good at your job.


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[Assistant] Do you think that we wouldn't notice the faux text message from my phone that said you were doing a good job? I mean, I am. Does that make you proud? A little bit. How do you sleep at night, Hunter?


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[Assistant] I'll have to, I want to make sure that I say the name of it, right? Cause I can't.


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[Assistant] It's at an event called God and the Great Outdoors. You're a good person for that. Uhm, it's put on by Rock Hill Baptist Church.


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[Assistant] I know that the venue is not the church though, I don't believe. It's like something big there in Longview. Is there like an event center or something? Yea, they got a big one.


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[Assistant] Willie spoke there. Yeah, like an event center in Longview. It's a three day event. So it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'm going to be there Saturday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fried panda, grilled panda. It's, it's like, it's, it's drive through Asian food. So like, it's pretty good. It's good. Yeah. It's like orange chicken and all the ones you've heard of.


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[Assistant] I'm sure a lot of places would call time out on us with dairy play, I mean for real. We didn't close school. No, we didn't close school. We did.


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[Assistant] We stopped traffic. We did have police directing traffic for Dairy Queen. I mean, to be fair, them blizzards be banging.


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[Assistant] But, man, Panda, closing school for Panda.


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[Assistant] Yeah, save the question for dad for the bigger one. Later. Bigger questions.


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[Assistant] Some protective order. Or like 10 years difference or something that could be, could be something weird, I guess, but. Yeah, but assuming that everything is not weird. You're looking weird. I'm saying like 30 and 20, not calm down.


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[Assistant] I think we should probably start today. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Welcome. By wishing somebody a happy birthday. It's your birthday, Phillip.


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[Assistant] I got a question for you. When you took them to Cy's house, did any of them hit their head on that stupid wooden shotgun he's got hanging across the front door? No, because I smoked mine the other day when I stopped and saw that.


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[Assistant] And then there's a gun hanging up. It may be a decoration, but that stocks made a real wood, buddy.


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[Assistant] Although, well, it's, it's one of those optical illusions. So you think it's over the step that you're on, but it's really like up on his port. I thought I was under it. Like I'm like, I'm good. So I'm just going forward towards the door.


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[Assistant] Wrong answer. I crossed my eyes the other day when I stopped there.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I had to take a step back. I kind of stumbled backwards and Christine met me at the door. She, she had enough time to get up and get to the door before I could even go knock on it. Cause they heard the calamity.


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[Assistant] Of course it's a one day. I don't wear a hat. I ain't got nothing on my bald head.


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[Assistant] My favorite part is just, I love Si.


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[Assistant] They rearranged their living room since the last time I was there. The TV used to be on this wall and the sun would hit you from the side. Well, I moved everything and now he's looking straight at the setting sun.


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[Assistant] That is a female attribute. Brittany does that all the time too, just constantly rearrange a house.


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[Assistant] Nothing gets rearranged down there. Not alive anyway. Yeah. Look, I'm, there are deer trails bigger in the woods than you got to walk from Phil's kitchen to his living room. How you got so much junk in there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to get, I had to go down to fills before I went to size. So I went down to fills first.


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[Assistant] To get him to sign some stuff and I had to sit there for five minutes cleaning off a spot on the table for him to sign.


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[Assistant] I love the fact that Sy just randomly has fans at his house.


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[Assistant] All of them. I love the guys over at Realtree, especially Bill. I call him dollar bill for obvious reason.


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[Assistant] But he is, he's a great guy who was a man with a pen and a pad and a dream.


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[Assistant] And I can appreciate that, much like Phil Robertson, Bill Jordan, same way, they're the same age.


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[Assistant] They've, they've done things the same exact way. Started with a dream and said whatever it takes to build it.


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[Assistant] And you know, we teamed up with Realtree probably 20 years ago now.


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[Assistant] Look, it is fun. Well, actually what's the most fun about this is Tyler Jordan from real tree. The son of bill Jordan is one actually called me the first time about hoist. Hey, we've got these buddies.


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[Assistant] They're coming out with a new drink. Can I send you some to try? And I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever.


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[Assistant] And of course, you know, I gave it to all y'all and it's fantastic, but now we do have the new Realtree APX edition hoist.


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[Assistant] And the blaze orange flavor. So is it even hotter orange? Now I like this.


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[Assistant] Me too, this is going to be my first taste. You see it in here first. This is great. Boom. That's definitely orange.


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[Assistant] I love the Realtree camo that looks like me and Martin's trucks. I guarantee you. It is fun though when like all your partners can get together and everybody's doing the same thing. So, you know, we've been with Realtree for years.


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[Assistant] They recently launched this new camo, APX, at Shot Show, and now, once they did,


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[Assistant] Hoistin' Railtree have the Railtree APX on the Blaze Orange flavor.


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[Assistant] And it's the perfect source of hydration for the avid outdoors enthusiasts and anyone that appreciates quality hydration. It's IV level hydration that rapidly absorbs into your bloodstream with seven delicious flavors to choose from. There's something for everyone. Hoist proudly supports our us military and is approved.


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[Assistant] By the Department of Defense, if it's good enough for them, it should be good enough for you. It's definitely good enough for us.


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[Assistant] Blaze orange may be my new favorite flavor. I may, I may have to trade in the watermelon for this guy.


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[Assistant] If you don't like water, it's way better. If you want to try the all new blaze orange, get the all new blaze orange bottle by visiting drink hoist.com today. Enter code duck to receive 20% off your order. That's drink hoist.com and enter code duck.


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[Assistant] At checkout for 20% off order. That's right, 20% savings.


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[Assistant] I can't get past them glasses man when you said that to me though.


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[Assistant] And his beard's all one size. And look at that smile, will ya? Look at that. Aww, million dollar smile. Look at it. Whoa!


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[Assistant] Yes. My favorite part is back out though. Christine says I'm from the nineties and you ought to know it. And I ain't changing. Like, wow. Wow. You never did take a good photo.


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[Assistant] Oh, I wasn't even talking about that, but hey, go ahead. We're gonna have to get another song made.


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[Assistant] He says she ain't ever took a good photo. She won't smile. I'm glad she don't listen to this.


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[Assistant] Remember, I had my shirt off. Yea, cause it looks like your chest will suck in.


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[Assistant] I know you don't have that shirt cause I ain't seen you with nothing with a collar on in ages.


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[Assistant] You can make the money. It kind of, it kind of reminds you of that. What's that, uh, what's that one with the farmers?


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[Assistant] Got American goth or farmers only.com. What's that called? American goth, you know, with the painting. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Scott is the perfect blend of y'all though, cause I mean look, Christine no teeth, Si all teeth, and Scott got a smirk.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's why Scott got to look on his face. He's been an only child for a few months.


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[Assistant] He went from having a sister to being an only child.


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[Assistant] It's got so many points and diamond shapes. That's just, that's real nice.


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[Assistant] And think about the most nineties family photo you can think of. Family ties. With a, with a blue backdrop.


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[Assistant] And guarantee you somewhere on that picture had the photographer's name in a lower corner, like.


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[Assistant] Right now we're going to talk about how much money you can save.


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[Assistant] Rocket Money is the easiest way to do it because you download it, got all your expenditures right there at your fingertips.


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[Assistant] Thanks to Rocket Money though, I'm down to two subscriptions. And Rocket Money is the personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscription, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills.


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[Assistant] I can see all my subscriptions in one place, and if we see something I don't want, I cancel it with a tap.


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[Assistant] Don't have to get on the phone. Don't have to send emails. Don't have to do the customer service thing. You just go BOP!


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[Assistant] And they'll even try to get you a refund for the last couple of months of wasted money and negotiate to lower your bills for you by up to 20%. All you have to do is take a picture of your bill and Rocket Money takes care of the rest. Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has helped save its member and averages $720 a year.


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[Assistant] With over 500 million in cancelled subscriptions so far. So stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash.


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[Assistant] I immediately got nervous when you just said that for you and Allison.


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[Assistant] How does he know who George W is at 9 and 11 12th? Where do you go from here?


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[Assistant] Is this his birthday in March? Carter's? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like I've never had Tommy John surgery nor have any reason to, but if I did, I'm going to Dr. Andrews just so I can make that wall of fame kind of maybe, you know, he's fixed everybody else.


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[Assistant] They probably still won't have a hundred thousand miles on it by then. Probably not.


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[Assistant] If I'm just being honest, that looks like she was pissed off at the way you were parked.


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[Assistant] He's on a chiropractor commercial? So it's Lil White. Lil who? Lil White.


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[Assistant] So a little flip and a little white. I had a chiropractor commercial.


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[Assistant] Is this what I'm going to be doing in 20 years? Doing chiropractor commercials?


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[Assistant] But local chiropractor commercials, golly. Boy, what a man to do for a dollar. He said.


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[Assistant] Where's he going? I'm, now I'm just entering. Traxler? Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I'd, I'd just, I'd really love a poll up right now on this podcast and know how many of our listeners know who little flip is. I'm going to go with 3%.


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[Assistant] No, total. Total. I'll take the over.


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[Assistant] So Rucker. Rucker knows who he is 100%.


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[Assistant] Well, you text him and let's take another break. We'll be back right then. We need a break.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just gonna break a fourth wall here. Oh no!


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[Assistant] Love them. They're good. And I know that's going to come as a shock. Here come the Alabama fans that listened to it. Hi, LSU corn dog eaters. What? I don't even really know what that means, but yes, I do like corn dogs and I like tigers. So deal with it.


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[Assistant] But they always give you like 57 packs of mustard per hot dog.


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[Assistant] I cannot throw away something that's perfectly good.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I don't. In a zip lock? No. I just. You know they make


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[Assistant] Anyway, so that's where the mustard, as far as socks go, I still have a sock problem and Brittany will confirm that to the end of days. I like socks.


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[Assistant] And I like only doing laundry once a week, but I'll go through multiple pairs of socks a day cause my feet sweat. Like that's, that's the deal. My feet are, they sweat.


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[Assistant] I mean that's why I used to get cold during hunting season until I figured out.


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[Assistant] Wear the thinnest pair of socks you can find. Like I would always fall for the travel where the thick socks keep your feet warm. Well, then my feet would sweat twice as bad.


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[Assistant] Exactly. I freeze to death. So now I just wear the thinnest socks I have, but again, those are perfectly good socks and you can't like give socks to somebody that you've worn. So I just keep them. I don't, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I, I do have hoarding tendencies. I'm not going to lie about that. But not of large goods. Like, like in Phil and Kay's house, like we were talking about the other day. You don't have to turn sideways to get into my house, but I do have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, not so much anymore. Marriage change that I don't eat near as many Sonic corn dogs, but if they do give them to me.


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[Assistant] And the beauty of mustard is it is a great egg wash if you don't have any eggs and you need to fry something real quick. You can use mustard as an egg wash on fried chicken, fried fish.


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[Assistant] If you fry it, you can use mustard for your binder, so to speak.


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[Assistant] Praise Jesus. Oh yeah. Cause I've got a big box of them in my freezer. Oh, okay. Do you microwave them? Yup. Yeah, that sucks.


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[Assistant] I mean, they get you buying a paint, I'm saying, but like.


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[Assistant] That's why Sonic's corn dogs are so good cause they're fried. Like when you try to do a corn dog at home, like.


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[Assistant] Excellent. Okay. The mozzarella. The problem is though, when I get those, I'm generally like starving because I'm adding onto my order.


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[Assistant] And I can't wait and I take a bite and I get that molten lava.


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[Assistant] And I saw him eating the husbub on the way out. I mean, not that I do actually think that their husbub is one of the best things they have there, but.


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[Assistant] Britney has become addicted. It's like, I said, are you, are you pregnant again? He's like, this is an obsession. This is weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why are you not doing nothing? This wasn't even on my way home. This was after we put the boys down. She said, I really want some hush puppies.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How many of a platter, how many are fit in that thing? I said, I want a large thing of husband. It's like six bucks.


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[Assistant] And she loves them. No, no. Yeah. So there you go. And she had Scott's. The more, you know, Scott's.


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[Assistant] Who wouldn't want to be arguably the most powerful person in the world?


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[Assistant] I'm a good second hand man. You know why I love, you know why I love to do it?


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[Assistant] Because that's a platform you can actually provide change from.


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[Assistant] You can at least try. You can try. That's what I'm saying. Like you would, you at least have a microphone at all times. Like you have an open floor to have uncomfortable conversations with people. That's what I would enjoy about it. You know what I like doing?


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[Assistant] I'd love to have a guy beside me with an earpiece too. That would be fun. Cause you know what? I'd be like, mozzarella sticks.


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[Assistant] Plus it'd be cool to like really see like some of the stuff that can really happen. That'd be cool.


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[Assistant] I could go figure out if we actually landed on the moon. I'd never tell you the truth. That's cause I know the truth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I sat there with my kids looking out the window at it pouring down rain saying, boy, I'm glad I ain't there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. It was very good. Your mind's telling you no, but your tongue. Yeah, but your tongue says, Oh yeah. Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] This old boy that's done drove over here, emailed his resume, dropped off his seven kids and trying to figure out how to move here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. Give him an interview, bring him in. John Gembert used to work here. Johnny. Willie's cousin. And Gembert had a pretty good line about some things.


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[Assistant] Sometimes no response is a response.


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[Assistant] Because I don't want to be rude. But you do have it in you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're just in, you don't want to hear it. Well, I'm wearing the weird spot where if we tell somebody, no, because I have before, right? I've had to say no a lot.


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[Assistant] And then we get hit with the, well, that's not very Christian, that's not very this, that's not very that. And I'm like, well, that's not true. Just no is no. Like, it's just, it's just no. And it may not be no, it may be not right now. I've kept your resume, I've got it in my file.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Smart guy. He, he seems to be very smart. I just have lots of questions, but.


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[Assistant] You know, it worked for Jersey Joe. So I mean, I guess, you know, if you feel like, well, if you feel led, pack up, move down here. And one of your kids may marry a stones kid. You know, I don't know. He got two more coming.


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[Assistant] No, I don't give a hit at a time or two myself. Well, take that sucker out if you hit it.


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[Assistant] Oh, so Martin, how did y'all get out to the hole where y'all needed to go? I mean, just four wheel drives, chains. Four wheelers were fine. Four wheelers. Four wheelers, no problem. Cause you had to make it out to the four wheelers.


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[Assistant] That's why. I've never seen so many cars on the side of the road just, you know, run off the road and there's wreckers everywhere. I don't know what to do.


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[Assistant] No, no, fortunately we wrapped everything outside and the inside was good.


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[Assistant] Ours is on the inside of an attic, tankless water.


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[Assistant] So while y'all were out hunting them, I was taking the duck food down to the pond and feeding the ducks. Hey, it takes all kinds.


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[Assistant] Again, Sidon tried to run over two or three of them. I said, Sidon, don't run over my ducks. Hey, don't get in the way. Well, you got about 150 miles over.


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[Assistant] But they're out there, John David Yee. Watch out now, you know the ducks are out there.


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[Assistant] Me too. Every time you beat on the table and the producers told you to quit and Jase got onto you and you threw your watch at him? No.


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[Assistant] And Don, they came and Rick was on the show with us and, um, the Fraternal Order of Police, he's the chaplain. They live in Indianapolis. So we went and did an event there. You actually drove a car around or you rode with a guy. And, uh, so they sent us a box, something real special, and I'm going to break it out for us. We just got it here.


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[Assistant] So Rick and Don, thank y'all. Yup. And uh, Johnny D, will you look and see if you got that clip?


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[Assistant] We made a reel out of it when Sy was riding in one of these cars. Wait, you rode in one of these? Uh, no, no, I mean it was a little, it was a...


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[Assistant] Man, that's cool. Oh, there we go. Thank you, Rick. Got any sound? Thanks, Rick and Dom.


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[Assistant] Oh mom, what do you mean? She, I'm sure she whooped you and kept the cup. No, it ain't her no more.


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[Assistant] Who needs a rattle trap? No, no, Sy has fans who write in email and I'll meet them up here and walk them through.


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[Assistant] I could do it. So I got a call from the Lieutenant Governor's office. Of Louisiana? Yea. On Nungustry? That's right. For you?


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[Assistant] No, who's gonna call me? They don't know. They're calling for Sy. Oh. They wanna, they wanna meet Sy.


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[Assistant] So I made a deal with him to come up on Saturday and meet him, and it was his granddaughter.


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[Assistant] And some friends, just one car full, okay? But I really wasn't sure how many it was gonna be. And so, I show up, meet the guys, and I'm talking with the guy that had helped set it up.


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[Assistant] And I didn't know, but there's a ton of people here on Saturday. Apparently there was some kind of basketball tournament going on. Oh, it's a new place? Yes. Ah, that's good. So yeah, I mean it is good. A lot of people coming to Duck Commander. So anyway, I said, hey, follow me and we're going to ride over to Si's house.


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[Assistant] Well, about four vehicles got behind me and I didn't know- It was a convoy! I didn't know who the- I thought they were all- I put my hazard lights on and started heading to the size house.


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[Assistant] They're not. No. But they're not. So when we get to the paper mill, I get a call from my buddy Mike, and he's like, hey man, where are you? I said, well, you're behind me, aren't you? He said, no, we're still at Duck Commander. Oh, praise the Lord. I said, who are all these people behind me? He said, they heard me and you talking, and now they're following you out to Silas' house. I said, now what am I gonna do?


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[Assistant] I just peeled out from here. Turn, turn, turn, turn. Yeaah, I know. I didn't know what else to do.


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[Assistant] Can I say that I saw the John Crist episode with you guys? It was the funniest episode I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] And following. Have you put a little disco guy in the comments?


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[Assistant] So then she said, y'all come on, and they start taking pictures.


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[Assistant] But back in the day, there were a lot of knockoffs. I mean, people putting y'alls picture on all kinds of stuff. There's no way they had a licensing agreement with the commander.


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[Assistant] Hey, there's a cologne called C. You know that cologne, the women's cologne or whatever they come out. Uh oh. So look.


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[Assistant] We got something. So then let me tell you the story. So, so Sy sees a commercial on that and we're at some event. He says, we're watching game or whatever. He says, hey, they kept my name on that darn cologne. He said, Phillip, call them up and get me some money out of them. I said, Sy, that's not you. That's C.


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[Assistant] Famous director that did a movie called Oldboy that was real famous.


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[Assistant] Sy, what other, what other movies did you go see at theaters other than Ted?


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[Assistant] So this is 2 Uncle Si from the Chibities in Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] Warning, the story you're about to hear is only 95% true.


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[Assistant] It doesn't make your story any less true or concerning. I mean we understand that there's some grammatical errors. But the truth is he's nervous about moving out, don't know if he's ready. But you're not gonna be ready. You're just gonna have to do it. When we transition kids from where I work, when we transition them out,


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[Assistant] That was a big deer. Cause he was bigger.


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[Assistant] You're responsible, but not grown up. Si, can I tell you what I did?


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[Assistant] So Sy, I wanna know, in order, who's the best to the worst in y'alls blind as far as shooting ducks? Uh oh.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I don't think so, so I don't agree with you. But Martin ain't in the blind with him like you are.


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[Assistant] So who all's in the blind, first of all? You got Godwin. He said himself. Oh, Syrah still, Syrah still.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna eat, y'all can do whatever y'all want to. You will be excommunicated.


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[Assistant] Oh, so lemme tell you what Alicia said on Thanksgiving Day. She said, honey, we got a problem. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] I was like, okay, so I'll go to the kitchen and, you know, we got family this day. What's the problem? She said I griswalled the turkey.


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[Assistant] No, here's what we did. We turned it over and got out the dark meat and the breast meat and it was okay. But like the outside of it, like crispy. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Nah, he'd have waited two hours and then it'd have been cold and he's like, you keep it.


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[Assistant] Here's one more question for y'all. I want to know what the best food you ate over Thanksgiving break was. Who wants to go first?


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[Assistant] Mine is deviled eggs. My sister-in-law brought some deviled eggs. They were so good.


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[Assistant] So one more thing, guys. Raise your hand if you forgot your wife's birthday recently. Woah! Uhm, my wife's born in April, so.


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[Assistant] One episode in the past. I don't remember. It's been a few ago. Uh, you guys wanted to meet the guard commanders, so the guard commanders are here. You have got your wish. Johnny D brought the guard commanders and.


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[Assistant] But anyway, opening weekend of duck season is now past us. It's now beyond us. Si, how did you have fun this weekend? It was fun.


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[Assistant] But you know what I heard in there, I heard enough teal and enough woodies to know.


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[Assistant] We're getting together and doing that. We may have to get Johanna on here sometime because she kind of got a flair for the eccentric.


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[Assistant] She's the only person I know with a shoulder mounted doe. Yep. Does she? Maria.


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[Assistant] We need to prove for them. So she killed a doe. Cause I saw Miss Paula share that picture.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't mess with that girl. She okay.


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[Assistant] No, guaranteed. Guaranteed. No, out of the Goblin family, I would mess with Goblin first.


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[Assistant] I'm going to start with Gavin and hopefully I ain't got to get no further than that. Cause Miss Paula whoopie now. She, uh, but this picture is fantastic.


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[Assistant] No, no, this one wasn't Rudolph. You'll see here shortly. You'll see. This is worth waiting for.


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[Assistant] Is that good for duck hunting this? No. No. If it's really bad weather, no, but I'm going to say, I don't care because we need the water. Oh no. So rain, baby rain. If it's got to have thunder and lightning with it, then that's fine. I'm not going to talk about how we get it. We need water. I have to run the ducks off. We do need water. So it is.


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[Assistant] Like one of the places I was walking across this weekend that we were hunting, the cracks in the ground didn't even seal up.


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[Assistant] Like you're walking across it and you're still stepping in the cracks of the ground. So if we were to like turn our pump off, it would be dry in probably two days.


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[Assistant] There's no water anywhere. No. So, the fact that the cracks are there, yeaah.


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[Assistant] There you go. Look, in this holiday season, we, you run around a lot. Look, cause holidays for us means hunting season. So I ain't got a lot of time for cooking.


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[Assistant] It's that simple and they send it straight to your door so you don't even have to go get anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and look, if you're too busy, like cooking the big meals at the holidays, let Factor take care of the rest of the time. That way, you know, you're eating well. So, you know, if you want to overindulge on like Thanksgiving's and Christmases and all those things, you can. Because, you know, you can bounce right back with Factor. You can skip the stress of meal prepping over the holidays.


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[Assistant] They got 35 choices a week. Flavor pack, fresh, never frozen meals that support a healthy lifestyle. And it's all delivered right to your door. And if you're looking for special occasion meals during the holidays, cause


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[Assistant] And if you're running around all during the day, lunchtime hits, you ain't got time, lunch to go, from factor, effortless wholesome meals like grain bowls, salad toppers, ready to eat when you go, no microwave required.


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[Assistant] And no matter what plan you're on, they got something for you. So if you're a calorie counter, they got you on that, uhm, with calorie smart meals with around 550 calories per serving or less.


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[Assistant] You need an extra boost to help you with your immune system, all the things. They got protein plus meals with 30 grams of protein helping keep you healthy this holiday season.


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[Assistant] They got shakes, they got smoothies, they got cold pressed juices.


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[Assistant] Head to factormills.com slash Duck 50 and use code Duck 50 to get 50% off. That's code Duck 50 at factormills.com slash Duck 50 to get 50% off.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back, look, we're, we're gonna, there ain't no, there ain't no Nader's close, so I think we can just keep on. Allegedly. Yeah, right now. Them things will sneak up on you. Yep. You ever seen Twister?


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[Assistant] Where was that the lake when that hit? Well you was here that day we had that one that started basically right here.


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[Assistant] That ripped the academy sign down and then tore through downtown Monroe. All that stuff. I mean, we were.


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[Assistant] We were sitting there at the front door, the only piece of glass we got in this place all looking. Yeaah, that was dumb. That wasn't smart. Yeaah, we was in the only place that something could have happened to us. But, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, you, I mean, I'm, I'm weird. I love watching bad weather. It's weird. It's one of those things. He's a nerd. Yeah. That's it. It's cool. I mean, now I would rather see a tornado just ripping up an empty field somewhere. Like, don't, don't kid me.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're just saying stuff you like. Okay, I can appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's interesting. Now bad weather is one of them deals I would, I used to go out and watch. I don't watch it much anymore. Now I got kids and now I'm like actually worried if something happens to us for some reason, but.


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[Assistant] Like I can control a tornado coming over our head. Oh, I need to make sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like, what do you do? You get in a car. You get in a bath.


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[Assistant] Stop it. No, no. Don't you tell me that thing followed.


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[Assistant] So the west side of the river wet, the east side dry. Dry. Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] How many times you thought that in your life? I'm serious, a few. I know. I believe in the hallucination part.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm going to let you boys sample their fine cuisine. I do have a little bit of work to do with it being duck season, so I'm going to step out, y'all do your thing, and I'll be back once the Gar Commanders are done.


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[Assistant] Let's not kid ourselves. Doesn't everybody wish they could go to Willy Wonka's candy factory?


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[Assistant] Yeah, since that place isn't real and...


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[Assistant] You know, life's all about real things. We got your best version that you can get of that and that's just going to nuts.com. They got everything you want there. They got classics like butterscotch fudge, licorice. They got.


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[Assistant] They've got bourbon pecans, they've got almonds, they've got dried mango, crystallized gin, ginger, dates, not the kind you go on, the kind you eat, jelly beans.


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[Assistant] Jawbreakers, root beer barrels. So, you know, if y'all remember them candy stores as a kid where you're like, oh, so overwhelmed that you couldn't figure out what to get.


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[Assistant] Guess what? You get to do it all from the comfort of your home right now.


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[Assistant] And then you can get all the stuff. You can get a little sample of this, a little sample of that. Next thing you know, you're good to go. Your kids are going back to school. You need snacks. They have healthy options for that too.


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[Assistant] So look, Nuts.com is your one stop shop for freshly roasted nuts, dried fruits, sweets, pantry staples like specialty flowers, and more.


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[Assistant] Their wide selection means there's something for everyone. Look, nuts.com, they're up with the times. If you're gluten free, they got you organic, got you. They even have other diet friendly products. Whether you're looking for something sweet, savory, or need to stock up on everyday cooking essentials, you're bound to find something to try at nuts.com. Quality is


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[Assistant] You can shop out of a car at any time or you can get auto delivery. So if you find something you love, like say, man, I'm going to treat myself to that once a month. Boom, you can do it. Or you can just go in there and say, you know, this employee has been very good and I know they love this and buy them a treat, give it to them. I mean, the options are endless. Coming up on the holiday.


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[Assistant] Ain't nobody ever been mad about sweets for the holidays, right? I mean, just take care of you folks. If you're stumped on what to get the person that's got everything, find out what their favorite snack is, get it for nuts.com. You got it. Look, our, our favorites, obviously, I love almonds. I love gummy bears, but did you know?


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[Assistant] That they will dip a gummy bear in milk chocolate? I know it sounds weird. That's just cause you ain't tried it yet. It's delicious.


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[Assistant] There you go. He gonna be out of that trail mix, we gonna have to re-up on him.


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[Assistant] Whether it be bourbon pecans, dried mango, you name it, whatever, everything I've had has been fantastic, so. Right now nuts.com is offering new customers a free gift with purchase and free shipping on orders of $29 or more at nuts.com slash duck. So go check out all of the delicious options at nuts.com slash.


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[Assistant] Hey, he quit chewing long enough. Look, you'll receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more. That's nuts.com slash.


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[Assistant] There you go. Look, I mean really, why do people sleep at night that make a towel that won't dry you?


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[Assistant] Cause there are some out there. They are. That's ridiculous. It doesn't make sense. But that's why Michael and Dale's always looking for ways to solve everyday problems. And he figured it out with the My Towels. He did. Cause they will dry you. Look, that's the deal. You pick up this little soft set in the store. Oh man, I bet that thing be good.


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[Assistant] Lies. It's all lies. But not with a motel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and basically then you just go air dry and call it good because you're tired of it. I know. Look, the six-piece MyPillow towel sets have 100% long staple chapeur cotton. It is comb ring spun cotton that makes towels softer and more absorbent than ever. Towels that actually dry you. These towels will not easily peel or tear even after repeated washing and drying.


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[Assistant] They come in all the colors. I didn't know that mattered, but you know, once you get married, you figure that out. There you go. And we got tan ones, so I don't, you know.


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[Assistant] He does got that robe. It's nice. But look, right now you can receive a six piece MyTowel set for only $29.98. The MyTowels also come with a 10 year warranty. Just go to mypillow.com slash duck right now and use promo code duck.


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[Assistant] The towels work, the robes are fantastic.


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[Assistant] And there you go. Look, if, if, if Mike makes it, we got it. We've tried it. We've used it and we're all extremely happy with it.


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[Assistant] And look, it's Christmas time. Get the people the stuff that they want. Get them vows, get them robes, get them slippers, do all the things. That way they can be cozy at home this winter.


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[Assistant] So I wouldn't try one, I ate Vienna sausage. So look, I stepped out to let the guard commanders come in, which by the way, I follow them on Instagram, I hope all y'all do. I've liked a couple of their things. Uhm. Guard balls, where we at? See? I ain't saying I'm against guard balls, but while I was out,


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[Assistant] I have one of your young youths run by me to the trash can.


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[Assistant] I was before. And I was like, huh? And then I looked in the trash can and...


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[Assistant] I can only assume what was in there was garble from what I saw and then I walked in here and the smell.


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[Assistant] I mean, I feel like I should just bite an onion. I mean, is that where we're at? Like, is that heavy onion?


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[Assistant] So I think I'm more along the south Louisiana, the south Louisiana folks, when they make guard balls, they smother them in like a gravy. And then you eat that over rice. Lots of distractions. I can get behind, but just, I mean, he went running past me. He was just following.


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[Assistant] They got one old boy, they blurred his face out. I guess they kicked somebody out the rat pack.


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[Assistant] Well by all means, yes, yes. Put them in the warehouse. Did you eat them? Yea, I ate three of them.


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[Assistant] You may would have had me had my man not come running past me, I don't know.


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[Assistant] To each his own, man. I'm just glad that we can celebrate young entrepreneurship.


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[Assistant] So I will always give up my chair, young entrepreneurs to come sit in.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they tried to scamp on the powder, I had no eyes, and here I am paying $10.


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[Assistant] Looked more into that. That's what I'm talking. You should have traded them three bags of ice for your own good.


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[Assistant] The other two were still fishing. I can see that the honey hole sponsored their tops. That's for sure.


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[Assistant] Hey, they understand the world of the gram. Where are you sponsors? Put em out there son.


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[Assistant] Well, if there was ever four guys I would say are on brand for Cy Robertson's clientele, I would. I'd be it.


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[Assistant] Hi, we're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the inbox. Johnny D is frantically scrolling through it currently. Not really. He was reading today. I could see he was reading. Did we get any Gar Commander emails? I got some messages on Instagram saying, who was that y'all said follow?


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[Assistant] I brought em, I brought em today. I told em at Guard Commanders West Monroe or whatever it is.


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[Assistant] Do they, alright Josh, you see, you're nodding in agreement, or at least you're at least nodding. Why? Is that his name? Yea, well Big Hair. Big Hair is what we call him. But his given name is Josh. Potentially dangerous I think.


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[Assistant] You know, I will say that I've run across people that I'd be scared to let them pump their own gas. You know? Oh, wait!


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[Assistant] That's just weird that the government would say you can't do that. There's a lot of other things I think we should probably say you can't do.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no. See, yep. You got it. Goes through a lot of fuel pumps. Getting all that trash in there. Why won't this thing run?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the more time you spend in the woods, the better you get at your craft. But how I deal with it, like this weekend, duck hunting was pretty pitiful. Overall, I mean, you know, we killed them, but.


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[Assistant] Like it's teal and shovelers and stuff that don't really work. They just kind of fly and the ones that want to come in, they'll come in. They don't, they don't, but not my kind of duck hunting. I don't enjoy that. So you just don't go when you know it's not going to be any good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'll never be empty, but like if you're on public land, then I would probably go on the days when most people wouldn't go. To learn to blow a duck call, I had my mom drop me off at the sanctuary every day. I know I can't hunt there, but I went and listened to wild ducks every day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Absolutely. Just more time. Immerse yourself in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at the lookout deal out there at, uh, Darbon Bayou where the, where you could overlook that bean field.


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[Assistant] I mean, I wasn't doing nothing. I was just sitting there listening to ducks. I had my duck call with me.


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[Assistant] I had my duck call and I was just sitting there listening and I, I, you know, I was real quiet. I was like shy, like I was going to embarrass myself in front of the ducks or something. I don't know. But I just was like, then I tried and they, they'd all get quiet. And I was like, no, that wasn't it.


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[Assistant] I tried again. Once I got back to chat. That ain't it. And then one day.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're on to something. We're getting there now, you might.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when there's no pressure on them and they're just being ducks, they're a really interesting animal to watch.


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[Assistant] Well, he's good. No, I'm decent. He's good. I'm decent. I'm not great. Like I've hunted with people who are great. I'm not great. Well, that's like.


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[Assistant] I'm serious, you don't say them unless they move. But that principle outside of hunting can be taken in any point of life.


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[Assistant] Do you want to get better at being a Christian? Read your Bible every day. You want to get better at cooking? Cook. You want to get better? Like do all the things.


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[Assistant] At all. It was like, maybe an hour. So I was like, this is gonna be bad. It's right at bedtime. You know?


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[Assistant] We were already off the routine, but I think they were so amazed by just all the costumes, all the people. All the different. They were just, they were awesome. They were just, they had a thousand of these. Okay.


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[Assistant] I have to have eyes everywhere. I can't, ugh, it's hard.


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[Assistant] He has the saddest cry. It will tug at your heartstrings.


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[Assistant] Wipe that nose on her. So Martin, you got one year old twins. One year old twins.


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[Assistant] I have noticed he's got grayer hair now. Who, me? Hell yea. I'm not going to turn him white.


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[Assistant] What's that movie that guy Benjamin Button? I might be a Benjamin Button. Is that possible? Absolutely. Once you go gray to go back color.


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[Assistant] Frozo. Well, I remember him saying something about Ice Age. Yeaah. That's a good show too.


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[Assistant] Well, I can't put it in that, well, nevermind.


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[Assistant] The whole earth turning to ice. Yeah. So what happened to make it do that?


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[Assistant] And then what happened to make it melt? It melted.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we oughta be careful about blowin' up bombs.


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[Assistant] Laffy taffy. Laffy taffy. Where you get them at? Out of their muck.


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[Assistant] What's that? Where do you get a Laffy Taffy? Anywhere where candy is sold, sir.


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[Assistant] Well, sir, how long this fluid behind my ear gonna stay? What?


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[Assistant] Oh, we have a TV guy. Remember you used to call, get the butter?


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[Assistant] You ain't been to the picture show? What's one?


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[Assistant] Any of them. Yeaah, but not, I mean we don't have the fancy movie theater. Do we have recliners here? No. Not recliners, but they do in triple. At the IMAX though.


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[Assistant] You know what else I used to do? What? When I was a kid, we'd go out in the field and play football and we tackled each other.


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[Assistant] No helmet, no helmet, no pad, and then we'd get tired, we'd go to the...


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[Assistant] Old woman's house that lived by the field and drank water out of a water hose. Crazy times, man.


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[Assistant] That was pretty good, Johnny D. Struck a chord with people.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know what's happening this year. I was gonna, I was gonna selfishly invite myself.


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[Assistant] I grabbed, I grabbed them two boys and we, we scooped up, we scooped up and went to granny's house. Oh, so y'all all down the road. Oh yea, I ain't staying there.


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[Assistant] That sounds dumb. They moved over to Hotel California? Yeah, I, I, I really...


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[Assistant] Struggle with that part of the marriage where it says in sickness and in hell because Brittany tested. Brittany woke up yesterday with a fever.


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[Assistant] And first thing I did was grab the boys and said, alright, we'll see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we, we, I quarantine much differently with two kids the same age at the house. So, but you know, she's, uh, then she went to the doctor this morning and texted me while I was hunting and said that she tested positive for the flu. And I said, I'll see you in 48 to 72 hours.


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[Assistant] I said if you need anything, I'll be glad to drop you off something at the door. Like, I ain't going in that house. You, you don't like the flu? I've never had it. And don't plan on getting it. And I feel like my best way to not get it is just to avoid it, if I can.


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[Assistant] So I said call me when everything's been cleaned, washed and disinfected and I'll come back home. Me and the boys will slide on back into the house.


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[Assistant] So I tried to avoid viruses if I can at all costs.


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[Assistant] Wow. Cause I think I want to watch you snort water from the sink. Yeaah. I think that action alone is worthy of video. Yeaah. I can do it.


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[Assistant] How would those two things be connected? The 90s were a different time, man. I mean, those two bits of plumbing are a long way apart. How do they connect them? It works.


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[Assistant] Jackson drinks so much water, he pee through his diaper about every other night. I mean, just slam through it.


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[Assistant] Eight to ten pounds. He, he, he, he, he can, he can flack it, but he drinks so much water. He's like a little camel. He loves water.


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[Assistant] But one day, you will return. That day's probably coming sooner rather than later at this point.


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[Assistant] Got him. You're going to drown him again. We're going to drown Sy. You good?


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[Assistant] My alarm was supposed to go off at 5.45 this morning. I woke up at 5 o'clock because I had to pee.


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[Assistant] Two gallons of tea every day. But if you share a room with him at duck camp in the middle at night, he's up every hour and a half, two hours.


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[Assistant] The hogs puttin' it nicely for what you sound like. Yeah, they made me bunk with Si.


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[Assistant] It's pretty impressive. No, he can, he can rip now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, about night, about night, three of it, I threatened to not go duck hunt. I'm just going to stay here and sleep when I saw y'all leave.


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[Assistant] And a man with tiny nostrils, that could be fatal. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I share a room with Gavin a lot of, a lot of places we go, which is fine. Cause that little, his little machine makes like a white noise sound. So it puts me right to sleep. That would freak me out.


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[Assistant] Do we? We have a guest. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was like, wow, what happened? Somebody, somebody pregnant?


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[Assistant] There is a doctor. We do have a doctor. So let's take our first break and we'll bring the good doctor in. We're gonna bring the doc in. Bring the doctor in. Alright, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] But anyway, if you've been a faithful listener, you've probably seen Dr. Deans before, but if you, if you're new or you have, maybe you missed that one doc, just remind the folks what you're a doctor of.


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[Assistant] That's good. Sheetrock, yeaah, I learned how to do that during my remodel last year when Brittany was pregnant, cause they wasn't getting done fast enough, so I was over muddin' sheetrock at night.


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[Assistant] Well, they come back and smoothed it out, but I got the bulk of it done. They just had to come back and...


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[Assistant] And fix it. But I learned, they told me I was pretty good by the end of it. I don't want to do it for a living. I was just trying to tell you that when you quit. That's fine. Yeah, I quit. I quit. I'll drag up on you. Let them do it. Yeah. I got a lot of, well, there was a little bit of a language barrier. So, you know. Paquito. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. That's it.


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[Assistant] True. Oh no, and they put that in the movie. You know, the sad part is, that's really what you have to do if you take somebody fishing.


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[Assistant] Oh, I have finally, I found the perfect Valentine's gift for Brittany.


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[Assistant] My slippers. The slip-on style. See, so she had the moccasins, she loves them, wears them every day. You gotta change it up. And then they come out with some fuzzy slippers. What color did you get, Martin? Just that standard chestnut rig. Absolutely. What other color slippers you need? So look, see the other ones.


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[Assistant] It's a moccasin style. They, she can just walk up to them and go boop, boop. She ain't got to pull up the back or nothing like that. You just go, and you're good to go. There you go. And if you go walking through the mud.


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[Assistant] Everybody likes that for valentines. Yeaah. You know, with valentines in mind, it is the biggest bedding sale of the year. Boom! But, whatever you got, they got the biggest.


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[Assistant] Look, the sheets are awesome. The towels are awesome. Si hadn't taken that robe off since he got it.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you what, if it's his TV robe, it gets a lot of time spent in it. We got them all. We love them all. I love it so much. I got Brittany a new pair of shoes. So for Valentine's day. So there you go.


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[Assistant] She get to whoopin' him with that purse, man. They don't make TV like that. No, no. Cause everybody get too offended now. You can't make them kinda jokes no more.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to remember her husband. Oh, her husband's name was Woodrow. Woodrow, yeah. Woodrow. Yeah, I was sitting there trying to remember all the characters off of it. Oh, that was a good show. That was, man, that was fun. What was Lamont's buddy's name? Rallo. Rallo. Rallo. Yeah. Yeah. Golly, man.


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[Assistant] I hope some folks in the comments watch Sanford and so on. Cause that'd be fun. That's a fun one. It's a good one.


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[Assistant] I can see that. She was slaying that purse or that Bible with equal enthusiasm, whatever she's coming at.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. There you go. But it's all because of you.


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[Assistant] This is one of the times, sir, you have the wrong last name for that. So I don't get to say that often about you boys, but you know, there you go.


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[Assistant] Al was behind the blind taking the lead. Yeaah. Cause he kinda got unscathed on this whole deal. Yeaah, Galvin was taking the lead too. Yeaah. Galvin was on the ladder and Al was back there behind him.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's older than me. At that time, he was sixty-something.


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[Assistant] That water was a little deeper than that because I did get a tree and I filled my waders up full of water.


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[Assistant] My favorite part is Si still gets pissed off about it.


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[Assistant] I just noticed, at that point I said, I ain't gonna work here no more.


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[Assistant] Like the, like the worst football coach butt-chewing you ever got. He had that finger pointed, like tapping you on the chest. And I'm like, uh-oh, I've been here before.


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[Assistant] It's that splashin', ain't it? That's splashin'. That's what draws them. They can hear


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[Assistant] Well, jace came on number 300. So when we get to 600, he may come back. I don't know. He did say he had fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, we always have fun here. Oh, well let's take our last break. We'll get in them emails. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You go over there and you're kinda proud for me, like, these boys ain't gonna beat us in tug-of-war.


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[Assistant] I whooped you, didn't I? Drag us through the mud.


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[Assistant] Like seven times in a row, cause you know, reality TV, you know.


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[Assistant] We're doing it one more time. Yeah. I got to get it once. I was like, I'm tired of getting drug through the mud because I went all out on the first one and still got drug through the mud. So then when you had to do it again, it was just getting drug harder.


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[Assistant] They do it for fun and I see what I will say and they didn't tell us. All them boys, you know, you playing on that Scottish grass.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like really slick. It ain't like our grass around here. It's mowed real tight. It's more like golf course grass.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's not fair. Oh, they didn't tell us nothing about cleats. Now, now let me go ahead and preface this.


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[Assistant] Look at him. Look at him. Oh man. That was a fun one though. But I mean, it was embarrassing because they just beat the tar out of us.


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[Assistant] And then they throw like this thing that looks like a shot put, but ain't a shot put. And they signed me up for that. And I, I think I still need rotator cuff surgery. Cause of course I went ham. I was like, Oh, you give me a thing. I'll throw that sucker.


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[Assistant] No, no, a lot of technique. I threw that and my arm out there. I was like, Oh, Oh back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got smashed in all those games, but pride is a bad thing. A weird creature. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't like getting whooped and nothing, so I'll give you all I got. And they still whoop me and I hurt and you know, whatever. It's fine.


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[Assistant] It sucked. I had like, I had like carpet burn from getting drugged through that muddin' in blue jeans. I mean, them suckers drug us so bad. And that was the weak team. That was the one they're like, well try these guys. Nah, they still drugged. That first team? Big.


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[Assistant] Like, I mean, we looked like a plow behind the ox. So we, we did dug a trench going down through there. It was a bad deal, but it was fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, and when he was with all the grandkids and had to feather boas around, so I don't have any lipstick or something. That was a good one. There's a few of them. I remember that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you had a little girl. I said, I had a daughter. So you know what Graham, you know what Graham babies was.


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[Assistant] I do have one on there that I saw. I think they sent us to both of us, but Priyanka.


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[Assistant] Hey, I like that. Sounds pretty good to me. You heard it here. Sound me like read your Bible and everything will be alright. That's right. Hey. There you go. What a, what a concept.


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[Assistant] Martin, you're on to something. Well, uh, we'll see y'all next time right here. We're out.


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[Assistant] That's now ignorant to human races.


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[Assistant] I would just like to say, the only way I'm going to get in a tub of ice.


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[Assistant] Okay, the next one. Why do it? And there's another word. Here's the next one. March, May, June, July, all that. Okay. The next one is, you could increase your circulation. Yeah, I heard that word again. Could.


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[Assistant] You may up your metabolism. No. Hey, I can't up my metabolism. It ain't got nothing to do with ice.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'll tell you the truth. Now I'll do it. I'll get in a tub of ice for a hundred grand.


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[Assistant] No, no, I know what the people will pay now. It's two minutes.


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[Assistant] I didn't do it, but I don't care. And he had to sit in it one minute.


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[Assistant] Let me put my blue, blue robe on. Okay, and I'll do it for 80,000. What? I still ain't got 80 grand.


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[Assistant] That's like a commercial. Wild people do it. I should have called. You know, I could have called.


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[Assistant] Hi, it don't reduce stress. It just lowers everything in your body.


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[Assistant] I'm about to get into it. Your heartbeat, your, your, uh, uh, flow of blood, everything goes down slower. I think I'm about to get into it. That's why they call it hypothermia.


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[Assistant] And then when it starts thawing out, then that's when the pain really...


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[Assistant] Well, one coming out there is five.


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[Assistant] Well, I used to say that, but no, nope. I am now cause I, I let too many walk now.


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[Assistant] I think you're just lazy. No, no, no, because look, lazy dust don't even come into the picture. I'm not going to clean it.


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[Assistant] Wow. No, no, here's a wild one. Okay. If you go down there and go squirrel hunt, you don't see any squirrels.


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[Assistant] Now you see deer. Okay. Now I want deer. Okay. Now the squirrels have started being, getting on me.


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[Assistant] Cause there was five the other day out there. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, everything feels death raised when I get in the woods.


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[Assistant] Okay, so look, I'm looking at his chest, but his head, he's looking behind him.


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[Assistant] Okay, so look, I put this, this, I called him Eagle, cause he was, he was bald headed, white headed. So I named him Eagle.


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[Assistant] As big as that sucker is. Woo, I ain't butters. Oh no, yeaah, that would be fun, cause hiya. Yo.


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[Assistant] I've done kind of where their eagles built nests in a big Cypress tree. Oh yeah. And so you, you could, you could park a.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause I, it would hold it. I'm telling you, it would hold it.


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[Assistant] Jeff told me that when he put the green stand up, that some year he come in there and it was like.


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[Assistant] What did he say? I know there was a chicken, chicken bones in there.


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[Assistant] You know, and he had made it his own cause he used to not have one that was shut. It was open. You know, and he had, hey, you know, he had run.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He ain't dirty like a buzzard, but he got them big old toes. Yeah. Eagles buzzard ain't got them toes. Eagles clean.


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[Assistant] He goes, he eats fish and stuff like that. Yeaah, wow. Look at that, look at that beef. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] What did you do with it? He would hunt with me. And I let him do the hunt.


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[Assistant] You know, they go duck huntin' and they get em, they get em out of the decoys all the time when they shoot em.


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[Assistant] Well now, I, I ain't gonna, yeah, that'd be the same thing. That's what I'm saying. Gator got him. I'm gonna get me another one. We need to have a game more. No, we don't.


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[Assistant] Well no, I don't think our judge would convict me if I told him, hey, look, I was duck hunting. I shot my sixth duck and an eagle stole it. So I shot another one.


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[Assistant] I can't believe what I seen two blue birds the other day.


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[Assistant] Gorgeous. Yeah. Okay. They were, you know, and I don't know where I've seen them here or it may have been in Arkansas. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I've seen two of them though, which I hadn't seen many of.


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[Assistant] A little bit. You know, just, you know. The flying. Like the micro, especially. Yeah. They come down the coast and it shows that. Oh, for sure. Like the wildebeest in Africa, they migrate like 5,000 miles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's gonna take that. Okay, Dave?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they should be heading south. Yeah. Okay. Oklahoma is the same way. Oklahoma has had a good year.


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[Assistant] When they become a problem, they go pour them in some pond. Or river.


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[Assistant] I'm serious. It was on television in the news. They ordered 500,000 owls killed.


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[Assistant] Because they're, they're, they're an invasive species and they're getting rid of the native species. Not here. But it's somewhere. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be. If you are, you should be. Okay, if you are, hey, go for it. Hey, play it.


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[Assistant] Win a scholarship to whatever college you want to go to.


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[Assistant] And then, hey look, don't worry about what people think about you.


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[Assistant] Hey, dunk on em, slam em, okay. You got the talent, use it.


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[Assistant] That's my, that's my advice to you there young man. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, JD gave you the best advice there, young man. You know, be yourself.


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[Assistant] Be true to yourself and then hey, everything else will work out.


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[Assistant] Okay, yo, hey, that's what, that's the main thing.


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[Assistant] So I'm a paintologist, which is the main reason I came. Stone needed a little help down there at the new Judy chopping class. Oh, so I drove over here and did a sheetrock patch. He said, yeah, we'll go hunting in the morning. Anyway, we, we did sheetrock repairs all morning. Oh, skip the hunt.


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[Assistant] Now that pond's in North Mississippi, not Purvis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did that the first time it took me aware not to fish.


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[Assistant] Probably running a little late on his, on his factor mill, but I, I wonder, I wonder what he's having. I wonder if he's trying to...


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[Assistant] Get 50% off factor with code duck50 at factormills.com slash duck50. I'm sure Johnny D will make a grand entrance here in a minute. But, Stone, you on the mend?


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[Assistant] And you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. That's why you just stay at home and sleep. Well, no. That's why you slack.


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[Assistant] I had to be fair, that's most of the time when I go deer hunting, I'm a deer watcher. I don't, I don't shoot many of them.


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[Assistant] I said, Hey, you say, you say go or leave them alone, but then they come out at dark means you ain't getting home for another two, maybe three hours.


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[Assistant] No, I'll give you, I'll give Si this. He's generally...


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[Assistant] A really good shot. He don't cripple many deer. He'll shoot seven foot over his back. I would rather do that. He ain't much of a center mass kind of guy. I would rather do that. That's that bunch on top of the hill.


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[Assistant] I want to throw this at you. I was actually in Academy the other day and the Redfield brand is back.


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[Assistant] Well, everybody says he's lying, but if you believe it to be true...


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[Assistant] I don't disagree. I support your message. I know that you truly believe in black people.


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[Assistant] And you're the kindest one. Oh yeah. Most entertaining for sure. Amen to that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like on a dog or a pig or anything that nurses, there's an order hierarchy of hits on a female dog.


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[Assistant] And so, you know, the higher up.


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[Assistant] But that's the reason I always request the run of the litter when I get a dog. Cause he's a fighter.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah, yeah. Way back here in the back. Learn something new every day.


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[Assistant] He's had to fight all his life. He's had to fight his whole life. Yup. Yup. Yup. And I don't need to be carrying another man duck hunting with me. I want the smallest lab I can get my hand.


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[Assistant] Always foot under dog. 50 pounds or less. Pocket dog. That's what I like to call it. But let's take a break now that Johnny D's here and joined us. We'll come back right after this. Bad timing.


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[Assistant] Look, if you haven't already, make sure, if you're a small business owner, add stamps.com to your holiday wish list. Like, why wouldn't you? You want to save time, you want to save money, stamps.com is the ultimate way to do it. We've all made Christmas lists that you forgot. Like, oh shoot, I should have put that on there. Don't let stamps.com be that. Treat yourself, buy it for yourself.


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[Assistant] And who's got the time? I mean, we're going in the holiday season. Time's money. Yeah. You don't want to go to the post office. So you've got the, you've got your own post office at your desktop. Look with stamps.com all you need is a computer and a printer. They even send you a free scale. So you'll have everything you need to get started.


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[Assistant] So now taking care of orders on the go is even easier with the Stamps.com mobile app. So you want to travel during Christmas? They got you. They got you, dawg. You can do that. Take your stuff with you. You can ship it. You can print it. You can schedule a pickup.


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[Assistant] No problem all through the Stamps.com dashboard. And if you sell products online, Stamps.com seamlessly connects with every major marketplace and shopping cart.


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[Assistant] If you're shipping supplies, you run out of them. They got you covered with that now too. Look, you can order shipping, mailing supplies, labels, and even printers from the supply store. Get huge carrier discounts up to 84% off UPS and USPS rates to help your bottom line. Plusstamps.com automatically tells you your cheapest and fastest shipping option for 25 years.


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[Assistant] Staffs.com has been indispensable for businesses everywhere and like when I say that, that's one million businesses.


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[Assistant] Represent about five or six here at this company. If you order something from us, you are getting it from Stamps.com. That's how we ship all of our stuff out. Look, if you're ordering from Duck Commander, Stamps.com. Buck Commander, Stamps.com. Thin Commander, Stamps.com. Strike Commander, Stamps.com.


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[Assistant] So you can get access to the USPS and UPS services you need right from your computer anytime, day or night. No lines, no traffic, no waiting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Phil's coming here tomorrow, I think to record for Sadie's or something. So y'all listening, go check that out when that one drops. Yeah, that'd be good.


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[Assistant] The podcast team requested, can Phil come hang out in your office that way and get some, you got some stuff for him that way he doesn't feel like the trip to town is a waste of time. I was like.


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[Assistant] It's all for sport. That's it.


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[Assistant] It really is. I mean, you know, I know on the inside when they're doing that, they're sparking. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, watch this.


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[Assistant] It's just like my first year here, they hatched the idea to move the decoys at midnight every night.


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[Assistant] You don't think that wasn't initiation? Questions. Why? So you didn't disturb the ducks.


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[Assistant] Move decoys. My first season here, I pretty much lived on Phil and Kay's couch.


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[Assistant] Why are yours and Phil Robertson's bags so heavy? What do y'all take?


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[Assistant] I go with a pocket full of shells and two bottles of water.


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[Assistant] Now I will say, there was the one day, and it's in our swamp room in the tour, where we shot two mallard drakes.


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[Assistant] We all got, we all kept shooting to the point where we were just laughing. Like, cause they hit the, we were hunting the wrong way for the wrong blind. So we shot them in the butt and they landed out there about 50 and they're just cruising. We ain't got no dog and we just boom, boom. And this is like seven people in the blind. Yeah. Well, I know is what me stone.


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[Assistant] U, W, E, Phil, Goblin. There's six right there. You know, Jace was there somewhere.


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[Assistant] It was funny. It was, nah, we did burn through some shells then. We was all using everybody's shells on that one. That was a good one. I mean, it plays in that swamp room. It's pretty funny to go back and watch. But I'll never forget it. Butts shot two Mylar Drake's at about 40. Cause they snuck in there on us.


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[Assistant] He on them almonds. He on them almonds. Look, I, we would have more mango, but I took it home cause I looked at the ingredients on it.


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[Assistant] The dried mango, crystallized ginger, dates, jelly beans, jaw breakers, root beer barrels. The variety is there. There's something for everybody at nuts.com. Nuts.com is your one stop shop for freshly roasted nuts, dried fruits, sweets, pantry staples like specialty flowers and more. They're wide selections. Mean.


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[Assistant] That there's something for everybody. Nuts.com offers plenty of gluten free options as well. Organic choices and other diet friendly products. Whether you're looking for something sweet, savory, or need to stock up on everyday cooking essentials.


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[Assistant] You're bound to find something that you want to try and at nuts.com quality is a top priority. They roast their nuts and pop their corn the same day that it ships. So they reach you deliciously fresh. Satisfaction is guaranteed. Look, cool thing is you can shop a la carte at any time or opt into hassle-free auto delivery. So you never run out of your favorite items. And if you're already stocked up at home.


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[Assistant] They sell directly to businesses. Look, if you're stuck on getting a Christmas present, who doesn't like snacks? Look, you'll probably notice by now I'm the only one talking cause everybody else is eating. So this is real folks. This is, this is real. I mean we've, we've had them all.


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[Assistant] There's a reason there's only less than half of this bag of chocolate-covered gummy bears left, because they're, I know it sounds weird y'all, but give them a whirl.


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[Assistant] They gone, the mango's gone, so look, it's real good, it's real stuff, and right now nuts.com is offering new customers a free gift with purchase and free shipping on orders of $29 or more at nuts.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] So go check out all the delicious options at nuts.com slash. You'll receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more. That's nuts.com slash.


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[Assistant] Hunter said we need to talk about Goblin's Icephobia, which is always way funnier when Goblin's not here.


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[Assistant] Because Godwin just gets his feelings hurt on the things he's done to avoid ice. And says that a lot of them are made up. No, they're not made up. Now some of them are embellished. The one where Jace now says he walked like eight miles around Barrett's place to not cross. When was the last time you saw Godwin walk eight miles?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it was, it was deep on him, but I mean, it wasn't nothing like, it wasn't gonna go over his weight.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then me and Goblin broke through. And so when he broke through, he was like, I ain't going there.


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[Assistant] And me, I just sat on my butt and got back on top of it. I was like, this isn't bad. He's like, yeah, but it hurts. I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] But yeah, if something stands out, like, you know, if you lost a finger, there's a white finger, you know, if you got a, if you got a web foot or something, here comes old duck foot, you know, I mean, just whatever.


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[Assistant] No, you can't. I mean, cause it's a common name. He said, wow cat, remind me more of a pussy cat.


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[Assistant] Once walrus come across Phil's lips, that one's stuck. Oh walrus. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Too many of these Roberson stars showing up. If you got something that you don't like about yourself, cover it.


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[Assistant] If you just want to be hunter and just play this cool, you'll be alright.


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[Assistant] No, I told him. I said, cause he reminded me. He's like, yeah, we going hunting. I said, well, whatever it is, gotta be bigger than that one.


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[Assistant] I was going to say yellow is 5 grand, red is 10 grand, and orange is, if you gotta ask, you shouldn't be here.


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[Assistant] 470. At 470. At 470 yards, I couldn't even tell you it's a deer.


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[Assistant] Madness. The worst one was that white hard wedge. I have cut so many.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, job security for Jace. All the problem was, he wasn't cutting them.


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[Assistant] I'd use a pair, I'd use a pair of scissors. I cheated. I got off that pocket. Oh, I could. Them orange handled scissors. Man, you could, you could storm through them then. But problem is it'd take me eight hours to cut a thousand and it would take him four hours to build a thousand.


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[Assistant] And then just berate you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, no. Every one of them is custom. Custom.com.


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[Assistant] But anyway, let's take our last break, get in that mailbox, and we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I ain't no doubt about it. Somebody strap a flea collar around that one's neck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got that picture the other day of one at my mom's house again. I put it on Instagram so haters will say it's fake.


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[Assistant] When you're in a bind and you're like, Oh my gosh, I got to get this out. You sit down as warm because you know somebody just defiled that thing.


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[Assistant] He said be sure to pull your bridges down. I would hate to tell you the numbers that wouldn't fit on either one of these hands. How many times I've grabbed my front tire. Oh yeah. On the side of Interstate 20.


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[Assistant] You ain't gotta get in the water no more. No. You can grab onto your shallow water anchor as it's up out of the water. Oh yea. And get back in. And just lean back? It's just like a tree. You good. Reach in there in your console, grab your dude wipes, handle your business, and you're gone.


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[Assistant] Deer hunting and stuff. Buddy, between, between Monroe we hunted and Waverly. There ain't nowhere on I-20 I ain't stopped between Monroe and Waverly.


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[Assistant] Like, I don't even have to stop for that. I mean, I've done that. Yeah, cruise control on your knee. You can just take care of everything else. Children don't do that. No, I mean, get some experience under your belt.


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[Assistant] When that happens, you're saying woods, I ain't got time to get to the woods. I barely got time to step out of my truck.


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[Assistant] I don't have seat heaters. Next thing you know, oh I do. I don't. And the air conditioner.


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[Assistant] Now see, that's the exact opposite of a public toilet. You pick up trucks, they can be warm. That's nice.


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[Assistant] Right in here, son. We got some new lines. Yup.


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[Assistant] Do you know that Sy actually made a song with uh, Kix Brooks? He did? Yea, you remember that Sy?


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[Assistant] About my smokin' hot honey. Why does it always go back to that? You can download it on iTunes. It's Si and smokin' hot honey.


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[Assistant] The best thing that's happened for you is Christine moved another recliner into the living room so y'all can watch TV together. That's right.


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[Assistant] I did wonder about that. I thought that was a little bit weird.


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[Assistant] So yeah, you come up with the idea and then- Phil, you did it, huh? Yeah. That was magical. You wrote those lyrics? No, I didn't have to write the lyrics. I just told the story on paper. They made up the lyrics, they put it together, and they made the song.


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[Assistant] Hunter, it's called can't take the swamp out of the man. You got it? I'm looking.


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[Assistant] And now to get a one is like $100 it looks like on the internet.


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[Assistant] What about squirrel in dumplings? Was that you cooking that or her? No, that was Jason. Missy. No, no, at your house. On my house? Yea. You cook fried squirrels?


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[Assistant] My daughter and my mom, and now they love me more because of it.


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[Assistant] Is that true? Yeah, it is. My mom needed to hydrate more. I gave her this and she was like, I need to get some more of this. There you go.


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[Assistant] My daughter did. My daughter liked the strawberry lemonade, but my mom liked the, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I want to talk about my anniversary. When I got my anniversary. Happy anniversary!


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[Assistant] Well I did, and it was our 24th anniversary. Now we've been married for 32 years, but on the 24th anniversary.


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[Assistant] Well, I got a 20- 25 roses the day after.


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[Assistant] I had intakes and admits and stuff going on at the children's home and I was so busy and stressed out I just didn't think about it. Yea, I know. I better try. And just forgot it. And I mean, it was the worst feeling. What day? What's your anniversary? The 18th of, uh, April. April 18th. Yea. And so, like,


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[Assistant] That day, she's like, oh, hey, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna? And I was like, what are we gonna do? What? Oh, and she was like, uh,


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[Assistant] Oh, you were off truck linin'. Yeah, wedding anniversary. And you missed anniversary. Hey, I just, you know. I missed about a day.


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[Assistant] So you, she asked you and you never, it, it, not until she asked me, then I knew that I missed it, but it was like the day of, it was after work. So did she, you had a rough day.


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[Assistant] No, it's not an excuse. Okay, but as long as you ain't trying to make an excuse. Uh-uh. I didn't make no excuses. And I never missed another one after that. April 18th.


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[Assistant] I went and got our flowers the next day. So, I mean, we...


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[Assistant] I gave her flowers, we went out and ate, and we spent some time together.


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[Assistant] So then I was just like, Hey, I'm sorry. You know, I blew it and she was like, Oh, it's okay. You know, but like, I mean, I felt like she could use that against me for years if she wanted to.


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[Assistant] Uh, allegedly, last time you had a story, you missed- WOAH! Well, I did do that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And that's true. And that's true. Do you remember the boots that Sy's mom sent him and inside those boots she sent him some cups and some peppers. You remember that Sy? Yup. Yup. So, Miss Christine was getting rid of a lot of Sy's stuff and one box had those boots in them and I said, Miss Christine, these boots, these are famous.


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[Assistant] So Si actually donated them to a little boy who was getting spine surgery. And they raised a ton of money with some old clothes that Si had. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] I do. Huh? Well that's on my Xbox, but I use it religiously.