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[Assistant] Yeah, we got some football stuff. We also have Suryat coming in a little bit to go over his since 99 series, which if you guys haven't seen, Suryat is on a mission to interview every Browns quarterback whose name is on the back of that infamous shirt.


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[Assistant] Speaking of growing the game, I think I've mentioned this, but my sister lives in Munich, Germany. She's been over there for three years now, and she keeps telling me, hey,


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[Assistant] You gotta come, come to Germany, become the Adam Schefter of the NFL for German people.


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[Assistant] They're nine hours ahead of East Coast or eight hours ahead of East Coast. Yeah. So for the one o'clock games, it's nine PM kickoff there.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's building a new- he's building a new steel frame for the garage door at KYC.


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[Assistant] Steve, we'll take a 181 fold here. This is from Mary Kay's article.


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[Assistant] But the Browns are happy with their current receiving core and aren't looking to add a big name high price player such as Hopkins at this time. It's currently unlikely to happen, but he's also in the never say never category.


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[Assistant] Something you don't have to imagine, something you can actually see in real life while touching grass is some high quality football that's not the NFL right here in Ohio. Down in Canton this weekend, a bunch of the UCSS squad will be at


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[Assistant] The USFL game on Saturday at noon as the Pittsburgh Maulers, our guy Boogie Roberts, takes on the Michigan Panthers, which I believe are still head coached by Jeff Fisher, who came on the show last year.


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[Assistant] Ten dollar tickets, usfl.com for all your ticket needs, stats, videos, highlights, and more. Check them out at USFL.


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[Assistant] So during training camp yesterday or OTAs, mini camp, whatever you want to say.


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[Assistant] So I want you guys to put on your artist hats and give me your best version of Picasso of what the perfect Brown's offense in your mind looks like for this upcoming season.


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[Assistant] So last year, Jason, four quarterbacks had a 68 completion percentage or higher, and three of those four played the full season. Stafford only played nine games. Back in 2021.


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[Assistant] Joe Burrow did complete 70.4% of his passes. And then five others had over 68 completion percentage. Tua was at 67.8% so he's right on the precipice as was Mack Jones.


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[Assistant] 13 quarterbacks in 21 had 67 completion percentage and or higher. And then real quick, just for fun.


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[Assistant] We'll go back to 2020. Three quarterbacks were over 70, including Deshaun Watson. Right. Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers who completed 71%. And that same season, eight quarterbacks were 68% or higher. So 68 seems to be. I think 69.


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[Assistant] I think I've told you guys, but I worked in Tennessee right outside Knoxville when I first got into TV, before Tillman was there, but I know a bunch of the people who still cover Tennessee. And Tillman came up and we were talking about the Tillman Hyatt, who was better, who was what not. Very different skill sets, but he said,


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[Assistant] Tillman's sophomore year. So he was injured this most recent year. Only played in I believe seven games. It was kind of banged up.


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[Assistant] His sophomore year, he said, that's the best season I've seen. I remember seeing from a Tennessee receiver up close and probably covering the team for 20, 22 or 23 years now since 2000. So 20, this will be his 23rd football season.


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[Assistant] Was the best receiver season he could remember seeing in person, and the most impressive considering the teams that he went off against, which were Alabama, Georgia, and some of the toughest teams in their schedule.


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[Assistant] He's like, I don't remember seeing a person or a receiver in that Tennessee orange uniform come in against the caliber of opponent and put up numbers like that as consistently as Tillman did. And he swears that this guy's going to be a stud at the NFL.


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[Assistant] It's less of a David Bell thing, more of a number.


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[Assistant] Well, if they brought in Hopkins, then it turns into a numbers game.


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[Assistant] Mike Harley? Well he tore his Achilles though. Uh, I don't know. Michael Woods. Michael Woods. Who got hurt though. Remember he tore his Achilles? He's out for the year.


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[Assistant] And Jason, you could please confirm this, but I heard if there was a live camera around Jim Schwartz during a practice, you would not be able to audibly hear any word because it would just be the tone deaf explicit word beep the entire time.


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[Assistant] He might have. Andy Reed got, that's a good question. I don't think so. Give me one sec.


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[Assistant] And I lied, Sean Payton only made it eight years in New Orleans.


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[Assistant] We got about 10 minutes before Mandy Bell joins us and talks to little guardians. This I want to have a little fun with here. And before I do that, I want to tell you where we're getting these clips in. Of course.


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[Assistant] Kevin Stefanski brought a basketball hoop out to minicamp yesterday, Jason. You are a resident basketball expert. So I wanted to, uh, play some of the-


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[Assistant] And we have video of him taking jump shots. So Steve, let's, uh, let's take the dunk contest video first. Anthony, you can hit play and let's, let's grade some dunks here. Who are those? Miles Garrett, Alex Wright, Hunter Bedford.


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[Assistant] And maybe this is the guy you're thinking of. I am JM.


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[Assistant] That's Hunter Hed- No. No, no, no, not him. The white guy was in there. Who's the white guy?


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[Assistant] Steve? Anthony can play it. Jok decided to come over, tell the media.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, Jason and G, not only did we just see Jay okay shoot, we saw a bunch of dudes take jump shots. You can play this video, Steve.


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[Assistant] One guy did though, look very impressive with the basketball in his hands yesterday and Steve you can take this last video but Dewan Jones.


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[Assistant] Who was a highly recruited basketball star coming out of high school. Look how small he makes the person standing next to him look.


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[Assistant] Superdonius any second now, but it is officially 12 o'clock and guys.


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[Assistant] You know what that means. It is time to remind the good people out there that the Lunch Out of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show is sponsored by Colleague Company's Championship.


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[Assistant] July 12th through the 16th of the famous Firestone Country Club, you can check out all your favorite golfers.


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[Assistant] Him and Ochai Obaji, the Cavs draft pick, but they ended up trading to Utah with the two best players on Kansas' national championship team.


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[Assistant] Jason, we talked about it because I was at that game and we, we chatted the game. He had a 24-17-15 and we were like, oh, he played like crap. And his stat line was 24-17-15.


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[Assistant] And that's, and what's crazy, I tweeted this last night. He put up a historic stat line. As you mentioned, first ever 30-20-10 game in NBA Finals history. It'll be the third thing people remember about that game. It'll be the Christian Brown game coming off the bench and scoring, I think, 17 points. And then it'll be Jamal Murray, who put up a 30-10 and 10-triple


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[Assistant] I called Nuggets in 5 and they made 5 threes last night. They were 5 of 18 from 3 and still won by 15 points. They were 5 of 18 from 3 and Michael Porter Jr. had 2 points. He was 1 of 7 from the floor and still won by 15. It just shows if Miami gets Supernova hot.


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[Assistant] And Miami has, and this is not, Miami has done an unbelievable job getting here.


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[Assistant] They have two scores. Like, Caleb Martin became this third star against Boston that no one saw coming. He's reverted back to the mean and outside of Butler and Gabe Vincent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so yeaah, you get in position, we will talk about some of his since 99 interviews in a second, and his college basketball playing days, but on July 12th through the 16th, if you are not at the famous Firestone Country Club, the question is,


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[Assistant] What are you doing instead? The Calling Companies Championship is coming.


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[Assistant] To Ohio, July 6th, uh, 12th through the 16th at the famous Firestone Country Club. Free concerts for kids, free admission, free admission for kids, free concerts for everybody. You can learn more at colleaguegolf.com. And we also have membership tiers here at the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Center. If you're not already a member, the question is,


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[Assistant] Membership shoutouts, discount codes for merch, and much, much more. And with that...


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[Assistant] I thought it was a little high. I'll be honest, we have the video of it somewhere. I thought it was a smidge high, but it, you know, for a first pitch it definitely.


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[Assistant] I got a two part question, I was gonna ask you about Sir Yacht, because I actually saw a-


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[Assistant] Sir, yeah, on Tuesday at a volleyball game, we were playing volleyball and he walked in and I.


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[Assistant] I know Sir Yacht a little bit outside of here now cause he's friends with Austin Love who works at Channel 3 and I'm friends with Austin Love so kinda through. Do people call you Sir Yacht on the street or do they go by your first name?


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[Assistant] Alright, so we have SirYacht here. This is from one of our viewers. This is 12 things you don't want to hear at Cleveland Brown's mandatory minicamp. And we promised we'd read them with Bull here. And SirYacht, you're perfect for this. We're going three at a time. The top 12 things you do not want to hear at Cleveland Brown's minicamp number 12. Come on guys, this Haslam fellow seems smart. Maybe we should hear him out.


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[Assistant] Hey, I know it's gross but a coach once told me that if they...


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[Assistant] I saw all the pipes fixed to the wall shifting and ripping off.


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[Assistant] I was desperately trying to work out how we could get the job done quickly.


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[Assistant] Although we had trained for it, this was actually our first time in a radioactive area.


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[Assistant] To get away from the danger


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[Assistant] You know, just like you can see Zion, you know, as, as going through it. You know, I think sometimes, you know, when we, when we grow and, you know, the adults are judging, we judge from,


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[Assistant] Right, so, you know, some of the knucklehead things we did at 21, 22, 23, now you add 200 million, you add fame, you add the God mentality to it.


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[Assistant] He needs someone who's been in a situation who's learned how to be a star. No one's taught him how to become a star. No one's taught him how to, you know, embrace


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[Assistant] I think it would be the same. Uhm, you would think that he has more of an advantage because he's not black, but you know, it's still the Tim Duncan, uhm,


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[Assistant] Type of game where it doesn't look appealing to the masses, right? The youth. So uhm, if he was in LA.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, Cleveland, unless you are a high flying guy, it's just not a sellable type of thing. Uhm, when it comes to just his skill, listen, what he does, he does great.


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[Assistant] On the other end, Chris Paul has made a little deal where he's in L.A. So if you look at the timeline, uhm, I think I got, I think, uhm, Paul got rejected, I got amnestied, uhm, the white


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[Assistant] It's a straight up tree, which means there's gonna, there's some money coming back to L.A. And then on the back end, uhm, it's the white for binum.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the regular season is like training camp. I mean like training wheels, right?


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[Assistant] There's no room for being okay in the playoffs. You have to be great in the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Human behavior, you know, like if I'm going right and he can jump, you know, I know if I pump fake, he's going to get off the feet. Like I look at all of that, right? So uhm, that was my gift.


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[Assistant] Right? That I can, I can, you know, look at game tape, process it faster than a game. So,


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[Assistant] And I'm watching, you know, he has the TVs on a wall with the TiVo inside of the TV, so he has screens inside screens. And he's watching.


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[Assistant] NBA, two type of NBA games as on, you know, he's watching girls basketball, high school basketball, soccer, like he's watching it all.


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[Assistant] Uh, Who's Yours is one of the original, you know, movies. I like, like Mike.


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[Assistant] I ran away, didn't want to deal with anything. I just wanted to be me, myself, and...


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[Assistant] Got into a lot of fights in school. Started drinking at 17.


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[Assistant] I went too far and I broke a kid's jaw in seven places with one punch. That landed me in aggravated assault.


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[Assistant] Most time I just chill. You gotta relax. You can't get yourself wound up because you can't leave that room.


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[Assistant] And nobody around. And it's just you. And you look out this little window and see life go by.


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[Assistant] The guards go by, they go home, they come back, you're still there. And then they finally let you go. Now you're surrounded by everybody. And they're all in your face.


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[Assistant] But you definitely feel paranoid when you get out at the beginning. It was too much for me. It's way too much for me.


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[Assistant] Met up with my cousin Mikey and we bought a tent and some camping equipment and went out in the middle of the woods and camped there for like six months.


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[Assistant] Because I couldn't handle it out here. Couldn't handle getting an apartment. Couldn't get a job.


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[Assistant] So I had no money, no transportation, no nothing. A week went by, we had a nice little fortress made up out there. All camo'd out.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it just makes you totally relaxed sitting out there. No way in hell someone's gonna show up out there, unless they're lost.


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[Assistant] One other person, pretty much a cellmate out in the woods. That's what we called each other, cellies.


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[Assistant] Get my head right. And I couldn't do that with people around, so the woods helped.


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[Assistant] Life has been pretty good to me this past year. I have a job.


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[Assistant] I've been in a relationship for a year with my girlfriend Taylor. Definitely thinking of the future much brighter than before.


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[Assistant] She tells me all the time, never go back, never go back. So that helps also. She supports me a lot in that category. If I go back, she'd be mad.


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[Assistant] I don't like to have people screaming around me at all. Cause that's all you hear in there and it's...


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[Assistant] Anxiety, I've never even had that before. I had to deal with that when I got out to even realize what it was. And...


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[Assistant] You can't heal it, no matter how good you are. You can try and block it out.


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[Assistant] Get anxiety and you gotta walk away. Just get away from people.


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[Assistant] Hi there, my name is John, and uh, I'm a McDonald's operator, and I'm here to answer a question from Chris. Chris C., who's from Toronto, Ontario. And his question is, does your Egg McMuffin use real eggs? They look too perfect. Well Chris, to answer your question, yes, McDonald's uses only real eggs.


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[Assistant] In fact, what we thought we would do today to show you our freshly cracked eggs is we're gonna actually do an egg cracking competition. So I have some crew here with me today, so let's go.


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[Assistant] Sanai? It's you? Alright, Sanai. One, two, three, go.


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[Assistant] Alright, very good, thanks. The champion for this year's egg cracking competition is of course Angela. Let's give her a hand for Angela. Way to go Angela. Angela, I got a little trophy for you, okay? You're actually


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[Assistant] Uh, but it is kind of a pathological way of control, because it doesn't gain them anything. It just...


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[Assistant] Just for the briefest of time, they feel some sense of control and then, then they're left stuck again. And usually in worse physical shape.


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[Assistant] Mr. Fick is somebody who tries to elicit that he's not helpable and he's just into being a nasty guy, but I don't believe that. And I've told him that. So he's sometimes tries to...


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[Assistant] What works? Why do we keep doing things that don't work or make things worse? Why don't we figure something else out? So every time I meet with them, you know, it's, it's much more of an uplifting kind of thing. We'll go with each other. It goes in one direction, stops, going back in the opposite direction.


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[Assistant] He doesn't wanna end up where he knows he's gonna end up. He's a kid.


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[Assistant] Self-injurious behavior and segregation hadn't stopped, but we'd significantly decreased it largely by, by just not punishing it. Uhm, so that was the first change in culture that, that, you know, punishment doesn't work.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's not helpful to you as a human being. It's not gonna get you out of here. Uh, and we're gonna stop you. And we'll stop you every time. And then we're gonna move you forward again.


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[Assistant] They need to know we can't afford to put you elsewhere because you will hurt people, including us, if we let you out.


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[Assistant] With true psychopaths who have killed people and will do it again, I don't know that there is any good definitive treatment in the world that's been developed.


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[Assistant] There have been those that I've met where, literally, it doesn't matter. They would see you as just a hunk of whatever and don't recognize that when you're killing somebody, you're killing another human being.


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[Assistant] Ultimately, over the last couple of years, we've kind of gone through our system. You find out it's a relatively small group of guys who are extremely dangerous and where you have to keep them isolated from other human beings or they'll hurt them.


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[Assistant] Atlus, why are you making Greenland green? Stop this madness!


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[Assistant] Oh, I just wanted it to live up to its name, that's all. I mean, I brought this up at the council last week, but they were just going on about tradition this and tradition that. Then I suggested at least change the name to White Land or- Shut up!


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[Assistant] No, John, very coolest podcast in the world, and today, all of a sudden, all of a sudden,


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[Assistant] We got one of the most lit interviews that the people have just asked me for. You know you're one of the most requested interviews?


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[Assistant] It's so weird cause that's always an option as a dude, like if you're out here just trying to get some pussy that you could like fangirl about a girl and then she might be complimented enough that she would actually fuck you.


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[Assistant] I never got to that point in my life, because I've been at a girlfriend for like two and a half years.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm not denying that. I'm just saying that I've never been in the position where sometimes you'll see a rapper and they'll be like...


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[Assistant] You're not attracted to the face tattoos and the red dreadlocks.


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[Assistant] I was just looking at your Twitter and I just saw him fucking railing you out over and over and over going through your Twitter.


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[Assistant] So you're basically talking about like the porn world, like when you have sex in that environment, it's all about them, that's how you feel?


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[Assistant] So you want like an artist, so you want somebody who's really gonna dig in and just go crazy on that box, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, me and my girlfriend have this issue as well too. She feels like I don't hear her pussy enough. I do it, but apparently, you know, the frequency is just not...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, whoever gets to be the laziest in sex is the one who's like exerting the most power.


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[Assistant] That's alpha male is you get to be really really lazy sexually.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know exactly if I want to say yes to that. That sounds kinda weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, slobber is great, deep throwing is great, sure. I mean, those are just like the basic ways that, uh, of a good blowjob. It's not like options.


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[Assistant] I have sense of boss cause I smashed myself in the, in the nut sack with my bike seat so hard that I came blood for four days.


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[Assistant] Swear to God. Yeah. Is that gross? How would you feel if it did nothing and there was blood in it?


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[Assistant] He was big! On his dick, he might have had some sort of cancerous blob or...


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[Assistant] That sounds crazy. I've never heard of that. Me either. Two dicks maybe?


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. Woah, but he was talking about like his actual dick and then his gun, cause they call a gun a dick.


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[Assistant] Take me back to young Tiana Trump. When did you, uh, like what was your sexuality like as a youngin? Like how did it come into bloom?


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, so this guy wanted men to send him naked videos of themselves.


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[Assistant] And so this guy is low-key gay and the world doesn't know about it.


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[Assistant] You're just a top five earning basketball players. That's a pretty small little demographic right there.


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[Assistant] Wow, there's some weird guys out there, huh? Is that one of the weirdest things that you've run into in terms of just these creepy ass dudes out there?


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[Assistant] You just started talking sexy to him. Yeaah. And you were just praying that he wasn't gonna lock you in the car and drive you to Arizona and bury you in the desert.


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[Assistant] Well that actually, you know what, that would be a good YouTube video, doing jiu-jitsu against porn stars.


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[Assistant] Although, I don't know of any other ones that claim to have any kind of background.


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[Assistant] Crazy. So okay, you started thoughtin' at a very young age. Yeah. And in high school you were drivin' to Notre Dame to smash the whole football team. Four hours. How are you even makin' these connections?


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[Assistant] Was it anything about the game itself or was it just that you were attracted to the fact that they were popular and rich and big deals theoretically?


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[Assistant] Wow. How long does it take you to come on average?


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[Assistant] Right. But you seem like you're probably one of those girls whose vagina is just like overflowing and erupting and it makes it hard to keep fucking because all of a sudden it's just


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[Assistant] 18. And as soon as you turned 18, you were just like, let's get into it.


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[Assistant] So they flew you out and this was your first porn scene and were you just having a great time? You enjoyed it a lot?


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[Assistant] Okay, and why were you doing this? Were you just with some dude who was doing it?


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[Assistant] So you seem like straight up like if, if a guy starts dating you and he's got any kind of criminal enterprise, you're just down, you'd just be bagging up coke for him, you'd be doing whatever. Cause you drove the six pounds.


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[Assistant] What kind of, uh, game did this guy have that he had you under such control?


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[Assistant] Right. Forever. One person gets AIDS and just infests the whole fishbowl. And they got you around all these scumbags have been there forever, huh?


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[Assistant] Probably wouldn't have been too bad either, like, I mean, after waiting that long, you know, fuck some random security guard, fuck it, yeaah.


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[Assistant] So were you done with this dude as soon as you went in? Or were you continuing to speak to him through prison?


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[Assistant] So then, was the deal that you couldn't do porn or anything for a certain period of time after that, after your bid?


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[Assistant] What is the specific terms of that? How are they allowed to tell you you can't do something that's legal?


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[Assistant] No, he's a cool guy though. I don't know what his dick game is like or anything, but he's a cool looking dude. You might want, you might be interested.


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[Assistant] It's crummy as fuck. I've been to Baltimore a hell of times. I just can't imagine why you would want to spend your time to ride BMX back in the day. We rode bikes and we were just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, uh, motorcycle guys, right? Or the fucking...


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[Assistant] You seem like you're just hell-bent on infiltrating every subculture that the world has and just fucking all the participants in it. I can't wait till you like get into the politics world and just smash a bunch of senators.


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[Assistant] And also I'm gonna be honest with you, your shirt has holes in it. It looks like you've been playing with a rabbit.


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[Assistant] It's just poking out the side. So what the fuck did you do in Indiana for a year and a half?


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[Assistant] Oh, but that's where you got to stay while you were doing the probation thing?


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[Assistant] Oh, but so did you have to start smoking weed and stuff? That must have been kind of tough. Did you hate it?


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[Assistant] So tell me about this weird product you have here, Lowell Smokes.


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[Assistant] I've seen you suck a dick on your Twitter, you seem like you definitely know your way around a cock.


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[Assistant] Me and Leonard were just watching your stuff and we were kind of amazed. There was, there was like the blowjob technique of like both hands and the mouth and it's just straight like, whoa, like you can't see the dick. That was pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] That's good that you take such pride in it. What makes you different than the average girl in terms of how open you are sexually in shit?


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[Assistant] What's the nasty shit that you're gonna bring to the table if you feel like you haven't really, like...


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[Assistant] You know, solidified yourself as top three. What are you gonna pull out of the bag of tricks at the last minute to just lock yourself in?


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[Assistant] Right. Have you ever gone to eat a guy's ass and he just wasn't ready for it and he rejected it?


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[Assistant] Well, I think I'm an alpha male and I'm okay with getting my butt licked once a year.


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[Assistant] I start to laugh and I start to tense up a little and then she just gives up on it.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like my girl and Riley were like making out with my butt and my dick being the in between part. Like their heads were not that far apart. There's just a whole wall of butt and dick in between.


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[Assistant] Probably three, yea, but I mean I feel like maybe three or four, but like what are they really doing at a certain point? True. There's only so much dick.


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[Assistant] No, that's hot. Yeah, totally. What about you? What's the most, uh, the most? Ten. Ten dicks or ten bitches?


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[Assistant] So wait, there would be football parties where like, that was established beforehand that like, this is a dick-sucking party?


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[Assistant] Right, okay. So they established that beforehand. Yeah. And then the girls would not be quite as freaky as you, they're not ready for the shenanigans.


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[Assistant] Right. Is this still like a desire you have? Is that like a hot memory? Pull up to the party and suck ten dicks?


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[Assistant] You feel, you seem like you think that being powerful sexually is kind of like your...


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[Assistant] You're really motivated to show and prove, like, if there's a task to be done, you're down to deliver.


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[Assistant] It's weird because everything you're saying would be pretty normal if you're a guy, really, when it comes down to it. If I was like, yeaah, I went to a party and fucked ten girls, everybody would be like, damn, that's badass.


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[Assistant] You're like, I fucked ten dudes at a party and there's gonna be fucking people losing their minds over it, pissed off.


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[Assistant] When I was in high school, wow, I don't know. I mean, whatever. But like when, when I was in high school, if there was a girl who had sucked 86 dicks or whatever,


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[Assistant] Right. But I mean, I had a girlfriend for the last two and a half years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're on there long enough. Well, I mean if you see somebody's face-


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[Assistant] Right. I mean, she's pretty close to one of the top ranked pornhubs. You know what your pornhub ranking is?


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[Assistant] But you don't have a shitload, you haven't gone as hard with the content on Pornhub, right?


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[Assistant] Certain girls promote their actual porn, her profile and stuff, so I feel like they're the ones who are actually going for it, who care about their rank.


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[Assistant] So, what have you been doing lately in terms of shooting and stuff, or in terms of actual porn? Like what, are you motivated as fuck? Are you shooting all the time?


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[Assistant] You just wanna fuck so much you can't save it up for the money, you gotta just go.


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[Assistant] So you'll say that, you'll meet a dude, you know he has money, you'll be like, you gotta pay if you wanna fuck me. But what's the, what's like the average number that you had hit him with?


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[Assistant] Right. Do you do escorting aside from just random dudes you meet?


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[Assistant] No, it's fine. It's your raw cones. We smoke backwoods out here. That's weak. We're civilized. Weak! You don't like woods?


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[Assistant] Wow, okay, so note to self, come good, backwards bad.


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[Assistant] Sometimes guys come and you hit yourself in the face. That's a fact. I've never heard that. It's not common, but it has happened to me.


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[Assistant] I used to actually, I knew a dude who I never talked to him about this but when I was like 18 or 19 there was like an older BMX dude and the word around town was that he would actually like put his whole back up against like, picture like your head kinda on the ground with your whole back scooted up against the wall so that you could jerk off and just come onto your own face and that was the word around town about this dude.


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[Assistant] Let's get it. Also shout out to the 10,000 people almost that are watching this. We have 8,500 people in here.


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[Assistant] It's usually, well it's usually the cool ass black dude turning out the fucking random ass white girl.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm gonna be honest with you, I could see somebody not being into the kinky pubic hair thing.


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[Assistant] That's totally like, there's a weird cultural difference between black people and white people that like, white guys will always joke around about some gay shit and black dudes will always be like,


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[Assistant] He was here earlier and he was actually saying that if you want, you could holler at him. He seems like he's right over there.


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[Assistant] Well, I told him you were coming and he made it pretty clear that he was ready to slam the pipe if need be. Seven million followers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she said that. She said that you said quote-unquote, oh I would fuck you, you got mad clout.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't do that, you don't aspire to be a vlogger or something?


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[Assistant] Super reckless, she'll talk about drugs, she'll talk about guys, she'll talk about anything, she's like very expressive and everything and she...


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[Assistant] She has a gigantic fanbase. She has millions and millions of views per video, uh, just talking about whatever.


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[Assistant] I love that you thought that you were gonna have such a hard time remembering all of the dicks that you've been involved with that you were like, no, we better keep organized records of this.


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[Assistant] If I went to finger a girl and it was just a wall, I would just give up.


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[Assistant] If she had no pussy, I wouldn't even care. I would just be like, yo, I'm out, your pussy's fucked up.


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[Assistant] That's bullshit. That's a sign of how much you don't respect her, to be honest.


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[Assistant] Honestly, that's how I know that I'm becoming an old pervert, is because now that I'm getting older, it's more like, oh shit, like, I came, but damn, they look good.


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[Assistant] I mean when I'm working all day we don't, but when we're like left to our devices for sure.


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[Assistant] You have a boner? What the fuck? It's kinda like inappropriate. It's kinda like, why do I... Fuck, maybe I should have been able to hold back on that. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] I can't hug her. Really? You know what she constantly does to me? She constantly temperature checks my cock.


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[Assistant] Because if something's going on, like, as soon as you came in, we took that photo and I was holding both of your butts, as soon as she starts rubbing my dick to see if it got hard or not.


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[Assistant] But you wanna know what the best time that she ever did it to me was? We were at Avian Awards. You were incarcerated at this time.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we went to a, uh, you know, sex party. We didn't know what it was gonna be. We get in this fucking, you know, we take this Uber to this spot and then there's this secret Sprinter that drives us to this fucking party and it's in this building that's behind a mansion and we go in and there's all kinds of fucking gay ass shit going on. There's like dudes like tied up. Yeah, there's like a dude comes out and like,


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[Assistant] Fucks another dude in the ass with a strap on or some shit and then they're like sucking the strap on of his ass and me and her are just like


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[Assistant] Positive news. All signs are clear. Not good.


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[Assistant] It was kind of just going around, everybody sort of knew about it at that time, but you wonder what's really weird about it too is that I tweeted about it a bunch of times while it was happening, I'm tweeting like, holy fuck, this just happened, this just happened, and then the people from the fetish party started quote tweeting the stuff that I was saying and saying like, oh, this is so funny, look at what happens when the vanilla people come to our parties, rah rah rah.


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[Assistant] Like using me as an example of like the most boring person sexually imaginable. I'm over here, people are praising me, oh it's so great, you and your girl have a relationship, you're fucking bitches together, rah rah rah. I'm like,


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[Assistant] Oh, just being called Elaine by all these fucking bondage people on Twitter, it was pretty entertaining.


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[Assistant] How do you feel about the fact that we've been, uh, had two different guys with guns try to rob us in the past, uh, past three days, four days?


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[Assistant] No, they want to rob me for, I don't know, maybe it's because I'm popping. Are they really? Popping enough to kill, I think, or rob or murder or something, you know.


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[Assistant] No, they're probably, there's probably a whole bunch of dudes in front of me.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's Liz Fuck out there. We've actually had the store closed all day since this incident happened earlier.


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[Assistant] And I had just finished my interview with the other homie, Big Boy, from the radio.


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[Assistant] Well that's, part of the weird part is that we're live, so they know exactly what's going on.


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[Assistant] You've been fucking all these wrist dudes you never once were like, take me to Gucci.


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[Assistant] No, I totally understand because I mean, I clearly at this point in my life have the budget to buy whatever designer shoes I want. I've tried them all, bought them all.


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[Assistant] But so you're just all about saving up the money or do you just ball out and you spend a lot of money?


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[Assistant] Because the thing about Forever 21 is that the stuff that they make is really supposed to fall apart after a couple washes. That's why it's so cheap.


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[Assistant] They think you're doing you a favor, but then in reality you just like can't wear those shirts anymore?


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[Assistant] What motivates you at this point in your life? What are you trying to do with your life besides just swallow 18 nuts a day?


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[Assistant] No, but I bet if me, you and her went to the club together and we had a photographer, we'd have a good time.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like just wiling out now that you're back in the game now that you can?


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[Assistant] 365 dicks, you know what, that's how you can make a bunch of money is if you became like a, take photos of every dick and then make like a coffee table book, 365 days of dicks.


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[Assistant] I'm looking out for you legally. Legally. I think, no, you write, you make up a nickname. The postal service. Instead of the mailman. You know, the little.


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[Assistant] I mean, if I was Carl Malone and I was getting taught from you, probably would not want to air it out. He's probably got a family and shit.


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[Assistant] But do- does anyone really wanna look at 365 Pussies? Like remove from the context of what the rest of the- like, that's the thing, is that-


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[Assistant] That's super sensitive. You guys gotta remember, like, being kicked in the balls is the worst pain you're ever gonna endure in your entire life.


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[Assistant] Made me wanna be a little bit more careful. I don't think my balls are going in any buttholes anytime soon. Also really depends on the butthole, right?


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[Assistant] In my life, I've fucked girls in the ass who it was never going in.


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[Assistant] And I felt girls in the ass where it was just bloop, it just slides right in, you know?


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[Assistant] She's not the one to take your, your anal virginity though because she's, she's timid. She just, she won't go as hard as need, as you need to, to like get that thing fully gauged out.


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[Assistant] To get my asshole licked, I guess I gotta be drunk, yea. Like I was explaining before, I just get a little ticklish and weird when I'm not.


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[Assistant] But then again, I mean, you probably have multiple bank accounts. Hopefully by the time you're like 87, you could have like a retirement fund and shit.


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[Assistant] If I gave you my checking, like my debit card, and you were to go withdraw money, you would see like, oh, there's $20,000 in the bank.


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[Assistant] Were you ever a scammer? You seem like you've put some time in, probably.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeaah. I feel like you'd be great. You'd be like very animated. You'd be able to just sort of spin a web of lies.


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[Assistant] See, I'm only familiar with like the stuff you put on Twitter and maybe a couple of things on PornHub over the years. I haven't actually seen the full spectrum. I don't think I've ever watched a porn movie in full.


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[Assistant] But it's weird because like the porn companies have so much data, they know what we want, but then we consume it differently than we, I don't know, I might be getting a little too deep for this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright. So, uh, yeaah. Hopefully, maybe I'll see you again, uh, while we're on this trip.


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[Assistant] Hey, to everybody who watched this at home, if you did donate for your song donations, I'm gonna be going on stream, I think, what is, tomorrow? Thursday?


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[Assistant] As a brotherhood in the N when we know injuries are I've seen guys suffer ACL but I've never seen anybod and fight for their life struck me a little differe seeing my brother paralyze and he was able to regain


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[Assistant] Go ahead. No, you go. Go ahead, let's go Jen.


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[Assistant] Under the impression you weren't going to bring this up because nobody here had a problem with that tweet.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, hold on, Mcnuggets. Yes, sir? You said you had a suggestion that who should be on the panel with Skip.


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[Assistant] There are a few things in life better than a Friday before a three day weekend.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't be watching us on Monday anyhow. That's right. It's gonna be a beautiful day. It's a holiday. Go cook something. Come out and enjoy the gorgeous weather. Welcome to the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show.


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[Assistant] Interesting panel today. I say interesting because producer Earl is now Earl the


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[Assistant] I'm sitting on the set with my guys. That's right. Yeaah. Let's do this. Picture yourself it's real. Yeaah, it's real. And we won't let that go to our heads. Yeaah. Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] But, I never stop rooting. And the pain is real when they lose. Uh, I hope for your sake, cause I know how much you love this, that you never wash that out of you completely. Yeaah, I hope not. Because uhm, the way we know we're still alive is when we feel the pain of a game 7 loss. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they really are. It's uh, the SEC by far of all the leagues. That's the one where.


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[Assistant] Alright, busy show today, uh, we're gonna talk calves, and we're gonna talk guardians, and we're gonna talk, oh my god, and we're gonna talk browns, and a mouthful of corn. I'm sorry, brother. It's just torturing.


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[Assistant] Okay. And meantime, let's check in on your A's bet. Every single day you bet $10 on the Oakland A's to lose. You're up how much now?


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[Assistant] Does it feel, because you look at this everyday, does it feel that Vegas has made the adjustment?


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[Assistant] One time my son, we were playing blackjack. We played blackjack for like four hours. I'm not kidding.


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[Assistant] So we stayed on it and he was absolutely slaying it. I mean it was like stupid things he was doing. Splitting when he shouldn't have, hitting when he shouldn't have. Everything. He's just winning. It's just one of those things.


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[Assistant] We got done four hours, it's like two in the morning, we're getting ready to walk back to the room, and he said, putting all of it


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[Assistant] He had so many chips. Put them all on black, one spin, it's red, we walk up empty handed.


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[Assistant] Wow. You just broke my heart and I wasn't even there. And he was just like, oh well, I'll get him next time. I'm like, Cory, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] I know they are. I've only approached that hot zone one time and it wasn't for as long as his was. Even the deal, they switched the dealers twice because the pit boss was looking at them going, what the hell is going on with this kid?


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[Assistant] And he just, he was just like, it's gut dad, it's gut, it's hunch, I'm hot, let's go. And so they switched the dealers out, they switched the dealer again, way before it was time to do it.


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[Assistant] And he just kept slaying it and hitting and hitting. And it was funny, even when he wouldn't heavy double down, he was losing.


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[Assistant] So it's not like he was doubling down on everything and going big on everything and winning. Sometimes he would say, when, when the book would say go, he would say, you know what? No, I don't feel this one. And it would, and he would lose. It was just crazy. It was nuts. Okay. Uhm, I love this topic to start.


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[Assistant] Pro Football Focus every year names their 25 top players in the league under 25. Correct.


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[Assistant] And we, the Browns have always had a player on the list. At least for as long as I can remember, but not this year, Mike.


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[Assistant] Any, any problems with those guys? Because those are clearly, uh, those. I don't know about that Micah Parsons guy.


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[Assistant] I was a little shocked that Jonathan Taylor was that high. I think Jonathan Taylor, uhm, he had the great year two years ago, but he fell back huge last year. Uhm, I don't know, I mean, I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but boy, he, he, he led the league in rushing two years ago and just laid a huge egg last year. I think that's a little too hot for Jonathan Taylor. But I gotta be honest too, some of these


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[Assistant] Right, which I don't know why they would go so heavy on offense. You think they would try to at least split it up and go 13-12 or whatever. Okay, what's uh, 20, 16-20?


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[Assistant] I'd actually move Wilson up. I would too, and I think I'd move Smith up.


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[Assistant] Where's Martin Emerson? Yeaah, that's a snob. I think, you know what happened? I think they got down to the end of the list and somebody said, guys, we gotta, we gotta all offensive players on here.


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[Assistant] So they threw a couple in, and you're right, that put Martin Emerson at a huge disadvantage. But, I mean, I don't know, this is one of those things that's really hard to judge because I don't study the league like that. I don't. I study the Browns, and I study the teams in the Browns division.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, is he one of the top 25 players under 25? I don't know, but I'll tell you this, 31 other teams would love to have him. Absolutely. And so by that measure, I think he's, you know, he had to be in others receiving votes.


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[Assistant] I just feel like everybody is going to be better. I think Jim Schwartz has that sort of magic wand where his system is going to be so ingrained in their heads. And I do think that, you know, we always talk about great coaches put their players in the best positions to succeed based on their skill set.


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[Assistant] And I just think that Woods was asking these guys to do things that they're not necessarily good at doing and he had many of them on the defense doing that and as a result, you had


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[Assistant] A lesser product than you could have had based on the sum of the individual parts.


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[Assistant] You see that sometimes in Pro Bowl selections when teams underperform, the individual players are punished when it comes to awards.


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[Assistant] That really is confusing. These are the numbers that you use as your holy grail, how you look at people, how we should judge individual players, and then when it comes time for them to compare those players against one another, they're putting a player who by their own numbers ranks higher than them and they're leaving him off the list.


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[Assistant] No, that is a great stat and it's one of the reasons I'm so excited about this bronze defense. We know the pieces they have in the back end of this defense. We know what Denzel Ward is. The only way I can explain Denzel Ward having a huge regression last year is it was, it was system based.


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[Assistant] He, you know, we talk about putting players in positions where their strengths are used to the team's benefit. He was the guy that I just thought, look,


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[Assistant] So I, I just believe that the pieces there, uh, in the back part of the defense are certainly there and if you throw Ward in there and Emerson has the kind of season that we know we can, uh,


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[Assistant] And we know what Newsome was too. It's just like everybody took a step back last year. And I don't know how else to explain it other than


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[Assistant] Yeah, without using numbers and just using our eyes, there were just too many times where Newson wasn't where he was supposed to be and didn't make plays that we thought he should have made.


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[Assistant] And the bus weren't just bus, they were like junior high bus. Where everybody's looking around going, were we running the same play? Three guys playing


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[Assistant] To do that, you know, to put him on a one-on-one island with a top-ranked receiver, and he's usually gonna be on the team's best receiver, uhm, that's, that's a big, big ask. And, uh, you can wear him out quickly doing it that way.


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[Assistant] But, you know, put him in a zone that, you know, that the guys can understand and that he can, he can play and still maximize his, his talents. The one thing I guess to me, Mike, that jumped out was,


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[Assistant] Of being the young team that's on the rise, you know, like even though they never really got there, they, you know, we've heard so much about, well, they've got a lot of young talent when Miles Garrett was under 25. Well, Miles Garrett is one of the game's best young players. I guess at 25, you're no longer, or 26, you're no longer considered young.


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[Assistant] Right now, like, we're, we're in it, it's underway, and we know these things don't stay open long. Because they're no longer, they no longer can be looked at as a team with a lot of emerging young talent. Based on this list, they don't have any of the game's best young players, perhaps besides Emerson.


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[Assistant] Your building blocks are no longer young, up and coming. Your building blocks now are proven, the guys that have already proved it around the league, and you're hoping they still have something left in the tank.


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[Assistant] And the top of the league should switch every five years or so? What is this window?


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[Assistant] I think it was easier to define the top five before.


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[Assistant] And, and that's hap- now you're talking about half the league. Right. Have what they think is an elite quarterback.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why I always said, to me, Elite is the top three.


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[Assistant] And then you have the fringes with the B's and the D's and the extreme fringes with the A's and the F's. And so for me, if I'm gonna call you elite,


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[Assistant] I can't make a case for you being a top 5. Because that's now almost 20%. Elite is top 10. And that's top 3. And in my mind, the elite quarterbacks in this game


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[Assistant] are pretty easy to define. I think it's Burrow, I think it's Mahomes, I think it's Allen, although Allen is got an asterisk next to his name. Allen's wobbling and I love it.


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[Assistant] I do too in the regular season, but I need to see more. This year we saw a regression with his picks. The elites don't throw picks. They don't kill you with the turnovers. So for me really right now, I think there's two slam dunks, Mahomes and Burrow. And outside of that,


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[Assistant] I think the discussion is open for number three, but there's probably five names you can start debating when it comes to who's four and five.


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[Assistant] And they're, you know, the guys- If Holmes is on the field, Chiefs are going to win the game. And, and, and we know that. Yea. The guys in the past decades, Tom Brady, don't give them two minutes.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brett Favre when he played, Aaron Rodgers, Mahomes, those were guys that could be B-plus for 55 minutes. But they were extraordinary, A-plus, eye-poppingly good in the last five minutes.


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[Assistant] And Baker was never really extraordinary for the first 55 minutes. He was serviceable. But in the last five minutes, in the gotta have moments as you call them, he was shockingly bad. Awful.


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[Assistant] Literally, Patrick Mahomes has to watch the, you know, the


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[Assistant] When you go to Clemson and you talk to people that have been around the program for a long time, and he's out, obviously when a guy's in, everybody's gonna say all glowing things.


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[Assistant] You find out the truth when they're gone. They're like, you know, he was great on the field, but boy did we have to put up with a lot of drama. You can go there today and you can talk to all kinds of people in that program. And they all say the same thing about the Sean Watson, an incredible human being, kind, courteous, respectful.


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[Assistant] All of the things that you want, the adjectives that you want to be used about the guy who's representing your franchise. That's why it was such a dichotomy.


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[Assistant] After all of these allegations, how can both of these things be true? And so somewhere in the middle lies the truth, as they say, and that's usually the case.


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[Assistant] I love to hear you say that he has said he just doesn't want to get back to his old Houston Texans name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, that's for sure. I mean, just watching his play, it can only get better. Go ahead, Mike.


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[Assistant] But the game winning drives, that is the money stat. That was the Brett Favre stat, the John Elway stat, the Tom Brady stat.


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[Assistant] Well, the fact that if you're winning six and five games in the last, you know, on a game winning drive, essentially, I think half of the teams


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[Assistant] I think half of, half of the games for every team come down to the last couple of minutes.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's what the NFL is. It is built that way. Even the Kansas City Chiefs, who are the defending Super Bowl champions, you can look at their season last year. There were a lot of games that were in the balance with three minutes to go.


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[Assistant] What did Brady have for his career? Now I know he played for 20 years. Give me one sec. But it just seemed like when you watch Tom Brady in those situations, and I'm not sure, the year they went 15-1, they had a lot of blowouts, but it just seemed like Brady did it every other week. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And teams, and to your point, they'd give him the ball with 42 seconds left and they'd cut away to the defensive coordinator and he'd be like, here we go again. Here we go. He had 58.


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[Assistant] And you knew it when you were playing them. You were looking at the clock as you were driving.


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[Assistant] That's incredible though. I honestly think that that's a great yardstick for separating the true Hall of Famers, the true, you know, because we talk, if there are three elite at any one time in the league,


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[Assistant] Has it grown for more passing yards than anyone? Except for Brady? I think Brady just passed him. Yeah, Brady passed him, but I think...


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[Assistant] When Breeze retired, I think he was, they were right there with one another. And by Brady's sticking around a little bit longer than Breeze, he broke the record eventually. But we need to have just, we're going to have six to seven, eight games that with five minutes to go, it's anybody's game. We need to Sean Watson to be him.


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[Assistant] You do, and I agree with that. In fact, if you go back and look, last year the Browns, you know, you, if you change the outcome of one play,


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[Assistant] They absolutely stole Carolina. So what the league is...


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[Assistant] And he's been that guy during the course of his NFL career prior to coming to Cleveland. We need to get back to that clutch late play. And I think the pieces are there. When you look at the roster, you can't look at this roster and say that this is anything but a playoff roster. The talent is there now.


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[Assistant] We've seen that a ton. I mean, we saw it last year for sure. We saw it with Jarvis and Beckham. You know, when you looked at the roster, we had folks running around town in August saying this team's gonna win a Super Bowl. Or at least go to a Super Bowl. And they underperformed both ways. Alright, uhm, OTAs are on the docket next and we've got a guest to talk a little bit about that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're excited to have you. If you've been listening for the last 10 minutes, we've got the Browns firmly in the playoffs. That should come as no surprise to you.


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[Assistant] Tell us what you've seen so far. There was an open OTA session. I know you were there. Tell us who looked good. Tell us who was notable by their absence. Just empty your notebook. What do you got?


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[Assistant] That became an issue, uh, yesterday because a lot of folks were saying, big deal, it's not a big deal, it's OTAs.


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[Assistant] Then you had notable players throughout the league, most notably TJ Watt.


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[Assistant] saying that it is a big deal. And TJ is his counterpart with the team that we hate the most. So to hear someone like TJ Watt come out and say, no, this is very important that you have to be here.


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[Assistant] for, for OTAs. Uhm, I think, Jason, you took some heat yesterday because you put something out there that said you'd rather he had been there, I believe. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but whatever it was, there were folks that...


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[Assistant] Just show up. And I know the guys will say, you know, look, you guys write what you write and the media talks what they want to talk. Fans even talk what they want to talk. We don't hear it. It doesn't divide a locker room.


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[Assistant] But they do hear it and the thing of it is like, if you're at a crossroads and you're like, do I do it or not? Do I go or not? There's, you have to weigh the benefits. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And you have to look at the potential distraction that that becomes. Just go!


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[Assistant] Show that this team is galvanized and you as the leader


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[Assistant] Are in, all in on this particular group. Now, now people are wondering, wow, is he upset because they brought in other star names on the defensive line? You wouldn't think he would be. Show up and tell us that you're not.


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[Assistant] I need those two guys there because you know what? I can't ask a Betonio or I can't ask a Ninjoku to be there.


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[Assistant] If the main leader of one of the units isn't there, and they can always point to, well he's not there, and he's supposed to be the guy that paves the way for that extra mile.


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[Assistant] And you always hear this saying, first in, last out. Your franchise quarterbacks are almost always described that way. They're the first here, the last to leave.


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[Assistant] Some people say, well, work smarter. You don't have to be there 18 hours. They work smarter. But other people will say, your presence is necessary all that time. Because that means that there's never a time where someone on the roster is in the building that you're not there.


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[Assistant] They're not going to look to us to see how we're doing things. It's the standard bearer of anything. We should be looking at Pittsburgh because they're the model of success. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] You know, even when, you know, Bull's been trying to bury him for two years saying, this is when their run of 500 season ends. And even when they have a situation where they're going back and forth between a veteran quarterback and a rookie, they still somehow find a way to finish with a winning record.


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[Assistant] We'll take whatever we can get from him. I mean, I like what you said, just his catch radius is big. And in the NFL, obviously times when it seems like the cover guy skills are even better now than they were just even five years ago.


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[Assistant] That means it puts a premium on having A, a very accurate quarterback who can put it in that slim window, but also a guy that might have a little bit more extra reach here or there, either in height or with his wingspan.


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[Assistant] To get balls that, you know, otherwise would be incomplete with these smaller receivers.


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[Assistant] Skilled guy, uhm, he looked great last year in pre-season. I'm excited to, you know, get an opportunity to look at him more.


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[Assistant] Uh, what about the big lineman from Ohio state? Um, you know, the word on him has been, um, big.


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[Assistant] And big, uh, but outside of that, we haven't heard any, you know, real glowing reports of how he's fit in so far. What was your assessment?


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[Assistant] You brought up Bill Callahan. If Callahan can't get the most out of this kid, likely no one can. Because he's the blue when it comes to offensive line coaches. Mcnuggets has a question for you Hayden.


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[Assistant] I mean this is a ton, you think with as much as we've lost, we'd be, we would be, as a group, have a sharper eye and be a little harder on the players but,


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[Assistant] I'm with Earl on this one too, I thought Earl made a great case.


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[Assistant] This isn't like, I would agree with you if they were naming just the top cornerbacks and then they for some reason had a cornerback rated lower on their list that they themselves grade.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm glad you came on. Um, we, we featured Spencer yesterday on our channel three show what's new. Yeah. Incredible young guy. He's seven years old. He's a very good travel baseball player. His teammates made a video that we put on the air yesterday. That was just like, if you see it.


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[Assistant] You realize, sometimes you think, oh man, you know, this next generation of kids, what are they going to give us? When you, when you see how behind Spencer these kids are, uh, it gives you a great feeling in your heart.


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[Assistant] Uhm, not only, you mentioned the GoFundMe page. The GoFundMe, uh, at the time of our story yesterday was I think at $41,000. Oh my God. I know, Bull, you had said that, you know, whatever, just to help him.


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[Assistant] When he gets out of the hospital. But these treatments, as you know, Bull, can be very, very expensive and insurance doesn't cover all of it.


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[Assistant] We have the link up on our WKYC web page. So go to WKYC.com. Look for that link.


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[Assistant] His name is Spencer and give it, like Bull said, if it's a dollar.


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[Assistant] If it's two dollars, most of us can find a way to get something. Whatever you can afford, the community never lets us down. It really is incredible.


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[Assistant] And I know Rocky River Bowl, uh, has really rallied around this young man. And it's interesting that you came on because I was going to actually ask you when you came on, cause I knew that he and his family are involved with the sports programs over there. I was going to ask you if you knew of him and here you coach one of his brothers. So, I'm glad you did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so again, wkyc.com. Look for the link. His name is Spencer.


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[Assistant] Go to the GoFundMe page and give whatever you can because the family certainly can use it and I know that they appreciate it greatly. Bull.


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[Assistant] Thanks a ton, man. Great to see you. Have a good weekend. Have a good Memorial Day weekend. You too, guys. I'll see you next week. You bet. Alright, boy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, uh, you know, there's certain stories that you have to report on that just rip your heart out.


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[Assistant] And that, that's my thing. I tell you, anytime there's a story where kids are affected by either a disease or something tragic happens to them yesterday, also yesterday we reported on a seven year old girl was shot in the head in Cleveland by a sipper.


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[Assistant] And those stories were in the same, were in the same show and it just leaves you with a gut punch. Like these kids, some of these kids never have a chance and it was, it was horrifying. And Spencer is, uh, is fortunate enough to have a great family. We had, had them in the, in the piece.


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[Assistant] And uhm, he's got great friends, great teammates, and really the community of Rocky River is rallying around this young man. It's incredible. In a very short period of time, they've raised now over $50,000 and I'm sure that's going to continue to go up.


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[Assistant] What's amazing is how they face these adversities with such optimism head on. You know, it's almost never do you see a situation where a kid is


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[Assistant] gets this news and begins to say, you know, why is this happening to me? They just are so resilient. Well, you know.


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[Assistant] Does everybody die from this? No. Well, then you're saying I have a chance. And they often times provide optimism and hope.


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[Assistant] I liked your question. Your question really got to the heart of the matter. You know, here we are, you know, approaching June 1st.


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[Assistant] And that's really, I always look at June 1st and August 1st.


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[Assistant] As, you know, kind of the, you know, if you split it into...


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[Assistant] You're really not, you know, unless you're the A's or, you know, the Rays, you're not answering any definitive questions. You're still in the mix like with 25 other teams.


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[Assistant] And the Guardians are woefully underperforming. They are 21 and 28. They're losing to bad teams, which is the trademark of this team as they feast on the Tigers and the Royals and the teams in their division that have played poor baseball.


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[Assistant] But the Tigers are above them. They're four and a half games out of first place right now. And the question is, they get ready to start a series with the St. Louis Cardinals, who have also woefully underperformed.


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[Assistant] Are the Guardians the biggest disappointment in baseball this year? And I'll hold my fire, I'll let you guys start.


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[Assistant] Well, unlike the Guardians, they play in a division that has a Megatron team in the Dodgers. So you fall behind the Dodgers early and you can turn off the lights by the 4th of July.


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[Assistant] Now, you know, we talked earlier about how in the NFL, you know, you've got three games every year that are just losses.


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[Assistant] Everything went right. Yes. From day one through the last game of the season, they just, it was, they were sprinkled with magic fairy dust. And that happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens. You know, they, they stayed healthy this year before they break spring training. Mackenzie's out for two months. Yep. He's your number two arm. All of the little things that went their way last year are going against them this year. Closet has not been good.


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[Assistant] And I was there the other night and, you know, he successfully came in and they closed it out, but...


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[Assistant] I think he threw all sliders and cutters. I didn't see a single fastball. I didn't see anything that was in the hundred mile an hour range.


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[Assistant] That threshold is over 99. When you start to get triple digits, that's where guys are swinging and hoping.


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[Assistant] And he's not throwing that way this year. So he's just awful little.


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[Assistant] And it just takes all of these guys to be awful little. Uhm, Ramirez is trying to do his part, but if the guys that were brought in to protect him aren't hitting,


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[Assistant] The answer to the question is, I think you guys both got it right, the Padres are the huge, they're just a massive disappointment.


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[Assistant] We're crying because we brought in a 16 million dollar guy and what does Zanino, 6 million? 6 million. So we spent basically 24 million on two guys that are laying eggs. Imagine if you're the Padres right now and your payroll is 250 million dollars and you're looking up at the Dodgers and that lead might as well be


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[Assistant] 10 games right now because they're going to be hard to catch. They're not going to be a team. I still am not sold on the twins. I'm just not. This division is the worst division in baseball and it's not even close.


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[Assistant] Last year, the Rays, I think, were 29th in home runs and the Indians or Guardians were 28th. They were, they were among-


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[Assistant] I mean, that is just, that, that is to me, that is absolutely terrifying. All of that being said, Mackenzie is ready, so he'll be


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know. But the rotation gets notably better. Now you've got two plus front of the rotation guys, legitimate front of the rotation guys. Uhm, they've got decisions to make. Please, Zach?


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[Assistant] It's been a big disappointment. Yeah. Big, big disappointment.


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[Assistant] And you've got guys in the wings. You've got Bybee. You've got Logan Allen. You've got Gavin Williams who's throwing ridiculous numbers down in minor league baseball. Like, I know you don't want to punt on the season.


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[Assistant] And I don't think it is punting on the season, but a shot across the bow is necessary. Yes. Now Tito is notoriously patient and notoriously his patience have paid off. Yes. He starts, his teams typically start slow.


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[Assistant] So does he have a, a, a switch that he can find? He might, but I don't know at what point you say, okay enough is enough, it's time to turn the page.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's far, it's way, I think they're the lowest scoring team in baseball.


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[Assistant] So all of this discussion, I think the team that's in tonight, starting a series, the Cardinals are also a big disappointment. They've shown signs of life recently.


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[Assistant] Where the Guardians, I don't, I can't remember the last time they won a series.


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[Assistant] I did too. I thought that was going to be the spark. And it wasn't. Got things going. But I will say this, when you look at this stretch,


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[Assistant] Uh, if they continue dropping two out of three, which is what their MO has been all year.


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[Assistant] If they lose two or three to the Cardinals, two or three to the Orioles, two or three to the Twins, now you're likely not four and a half out, you're probably seven and a half or eight out, and you're just barely to June 1st.


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[Assistant] That's when I'm reaching for the panic button. I'm not, I'm not yet. I've identified it. I know exactly where it is. We know where the codes are. I got twitchy finger and it's ready, but I'm not reaching for it yet. But if they drop two of three to all of these three teams, uh, it's going to be really, really difficult to try to dig out of that hole. And what's really disappointing to me is the Chicago White Sox, who should have been much better, but haven't been.


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[Assistant] Are you now starting to give serious thought to you gotta deal Bieber? Oh, before the trade deadline.


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[Assistant] See, I disagree. I just think that if you're in it,


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[Assistant] And if they haven't turned it around by then, I'm trading Bieber immediately. How do we wait to the trade deadline?


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[Assistant] But the thing of it is, once that Bieber trade happens, to me,


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[Assistant] I can't envision this team making any kind of playoff noise without a beaver at the front of the rotation.


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[Assistant] It's a shame too because he had such promise. Such hype.


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[Assistant] They gotta win. They gotta start now. I'm going to the game tonight. I'll be screaming my lungs out for them doing my part. Uh, it's gotta happen soon or, uh, it's gonna be a wrap.


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[Assistant] I was Monday, uhm, I'll be in the, uh, I'll be in another suite up top this time.


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[Assistant] I'm really disappointed in that. I thought for sure we could have got her on.


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[Assistant] And now he's one win away from the NBA finals, which by the way is proving a little more difficult than we thought it might. Do we have time to talk about the Celtics?


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, we gotta do the top five. We gotta do the top five, but. Are the Celtics gonna pull this off?


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[Assistant] Miami better win this tonight. I agree. If Miami loses game six, there's no way the Celtics aren't going to the NBA finals.


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[Assistant] Jay, are you, I'm of the mindset that when a team figures something out in a series, that now, now it's all in Miami's court. Now you have to adjust. And they didn't through last night, but I have confidence that


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[Assistant] Spolstra, Pat Riley, and the Brain Trust there will figure it out for tonight. This is their game seven though, I believe it.


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[Assistant] Don't let us win another one. Yeah. And I think that's, I think game six is game seven because you're not beating Boston in Boston for a game seven. But I do, I do think that Miami can figure this thing out. I think they've got the right people.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, since you said that, because some of the guys said, well, we've done, everything we've done has been hard this year.


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[Assistant] And now all of a sudden, I think they're looking at this too as, this is our chance. We lose this game.


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[Assistant] Win game six and then go on to lose to Denver in the NBA Finals.


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[Assistant] Don't stop it. First of all, it's gotta be uncomfortable for them.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they don't want to, you know. Well the parents probably didn't want to be the brothers. Love it.


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[Assistant] That is, that is absolutely perfect.


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[Assistant] I thought, I did, I made, this is the mistake I made. I said, he's Kevin Love.


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[Assistant] Twenty years later when Kevin was in Minnesota. Or fifteen years later.


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[Assistant] His love would gather these numbers because nobody else was doing it. So he was, you know, putting huge numbers up every single night. Points, rebounds.


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[Assistant] I thought that that's what we had going on here, but he's doing it against the best talent in the world on the biggest stage and Kevin never did that. The Timber Wolf sucked.


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[Assistant] But it's interesting. I want to see him do it for longer, but I think at his peak, particularly when you looked at how Mellow's playoff success was non-existent. He's been in Denver longer than Mellow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I'm talking about for the career though. I still look at Mello's career right now if I'm judging the two players careers.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but I look at that like, you know, you could have won an Olympic medal if you'd have taken his spot on those teams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did too. It's dank. When you have to pull into the garage, it's like, okay, your experience with sunlight for the day is over. And that sucks.


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[Assistant] I won't say any names, but an executive here had their car stolen from the front parking lot. I heard. And we've got cameras, and we're a TV station. We've got cameras everywhere. We've got a full-time security staff on duty, and we've had a couple cars stolen. Look who our neighbors are. I know, the FBI. We're still getting cars stolen.


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[Assistant] She's a product of you and your parenting and that's well done. Okay, Mikey, number one, the number one thing we need to know about


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[Assistant] At all, bruh. It's so small, like, you gon' know everybody there. Everybody there feel like family, cuz everybody so connected, cuz it's so small and shit. They could be on Facebook and shit out there. I know that shit lame as fuck.


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[Assistant] But it ain't shit to do out there unless you really know people, you feel me? I love my family and shit, so when I go out there, I'm just really with family. I don't really know nobody out there like that. I'll just be sure.


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[Assistant] On Friday, cause they had free pizza and shit and we used to go up there and talk to the little, the females that go up there and shit on Friday and shit, but.


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[Assistant] We'd just be writing raps and shit in the gym, hooping. I really had like a normal like...


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[Assistant] What it was, really, I wasn't doing, I wouldn't say I was doing no crazy ass shit, but it was just a lot of shit, like.


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[Assistant] Like, a lot of small dumb shit that I'd be doing that just built up over time. You know what I'm saying? It was like...


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[Assistant] So much stacking up to a point where it's like, it's only so much you could take and I don't blame her neither, like.


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[Assistant] She sent me out here for a reason. She sent me out here so I can better myself, which I did. So...


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[Assistant] Our media talk I heard out here. So, that's the goal right now. We working for that shit.


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[Assistant] But not, not only that, bruh, he just, he, bruh, he inspiring in a way, bro, cause like, just to see-


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[Assistant] Somebody like, I don't know, bro, he take care of his kids, bro, and he really put his kids in a good situation. Also, he actually care about people that's like around him, bro. He be like training kids and feeding them and bringing them into his crib. Like he did the same for me, my brother.


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[Assistant] Support BBB. I'ma always support the ball family and shit. They did a lot for me, so. Appreciate them for that for real.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me and Alonzo, me and Alonzo started making music. Also, I feel like, honestly, I feel like I got my first boost in my career because of Alonzo.


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[Assistant] Because he had his first shoe, like his first shoe, and they did a commercial for it.


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[Assistant] The first shit we did, we did a Free Smoke remix, the Drake song. We did that shit and it went like low key viral because it was Alonzo's first song. So they was like, who the fuck is this other nigga these shit done?


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[Assistant] The world started dropping, so I was like, y'all gotta spend this shit. I'm not gonna drop it until it drops. I mean, until they drop it.


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[Assistant] They ended up reaching out to me, got the video dropped and then ever since then it's like, it's been up from there.


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[Assistant] The first song I ever recorded was Everything 1K and that was like my first hit. So I was fortunate to have my first song just hit.


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[Assistant] Studio set up at his apartment, and I would see them making songs, him, him, his friend DeQuint, and a couple other people, and this nigga Eurobent, and they'd be in there recording songs instead.


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[Assistant] I started realizing, I'm like, bruh, it's not that hard, really all you gotta do is just...


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[Assistant] I hated high school. I fucking hated it. That shit was like my worst experience freshman sophomore year because I would come out to Cali to visit my big brothers and shit.


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[Assistant] No, like, it's just no. Freshman sophomore year, I hated high school.


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[Assistant] Lil' Dez 2, that's my nickname, my real name Dez John, so niggas be calling me Dez, Lil' Dez. I used to go by King Dez, but nah. I think the name Deez said John came from uhm, I can't tell you when I exactly thought of it.


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[Assistant] I'm the type of nigga, bruh, if I see, if I see some shit and I see it's working, bruh, I'ma go with that shit, like, I'ma... After that, I just started dropping and dropping and dropping.


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[Assistant] I was dropping almost every week on Soundcloud, really just Soundcloud and YouTube. And then I ended up doing my first music video. That hit like 200, 300k views. I'm like, okay, let's keep going. Boom. I ended up getting that GMFU record.


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[Assistant] But at the same time, get your money, but I'm the type of person, I like, I like fucking with people that really care about their shit. Like I really care about my music and shit. And I think my fans know that, so I'm about to have...


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[Assistant] A lot of shit coming from me. Cause I be working every day. I be in the studio, bruh. Any shit else from me. I don't really go out and shit. I don't party like that. So, I'm just be in the studio.


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[Assistant] Okay, look, this is crazy as fuck. My first actual performance, bruh, opened up for ugly guys, bruh. Like damn near a year ago at this point, like, probably like 10, I think it was like 10, 11 months ago, damn near a year now.


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[Assistant] Bruh, it's crazy cause I opened up my first, my first show from him and it wasn't like


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[Assistant] We worked on some shit, I got some shit coming on his album and he got some shit on my album, so shit. I'm doing something right. I moved to LA as soon as I graduated, bruh.


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[Assistant] For a lot of people out there that's trying to start their shit, bruh, I think you should try to come to LA, bruh, cause just being in the LA period, you gonna run into people, you gonna meet people, bruh, like,


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[Assistant] Nigga, I walked in this store, no jumper, and I talked to this nigga Adam and introduced myself like ten times to that man, bruh, like ten times.


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[Assistant] Now he's seeing, now he's seeing what the fuck I was doing and he was, he's like, okay.


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[Assistant] It suck out here. It really do suck out here. You can't find, you know what I'm saying, no love out here. Don't trust no females out here. But come out here for business, bro. Cause that shit will get you right.


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[Assistant] This is Donald Trump's America. We were warned over and over and over about it, and we ignored all of that. So here we are.


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[Assistant] Charlottesville was a long time coming. Even during the campaign.


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[Assistant] You have a President of the United States who is willing to give tacit approval to some of the darkest elements of American politics and even when it


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[Assistant] Ugly. He's unwilling to denounce it because these were allies that were useful and you didn't want to alienate them.


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[Assistant] This was a fight for the soul of the Republican party and Trump won. There's no question about it.


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[Assistant] And it's not so much that Trump took over the Republican party, it's that the Republican party completely capitulated to him.


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[Assistant] They're all united in believing that in order to survive politically and not lose in a primary, they have to stick as close to him as possible.


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[Assistant] Even when he engages in the most reckless behavior, you cannot break with him in public.


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[Assistant] They were warned over and over and over again about Donald Trump, who he was, what he was capable of doing, and they looked the other way.


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[Assistant] They thought that the trade-off was worth it. They thought, well how bad can it possibly be? What could he possibly do?


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[Assistant] We saw the annihilation of truth aggressively in the weeks after the election where the president pushed one bizarre conspiracy theory after another. One lie after another.


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[Assistant] This was the warning and Donald Trump was unmoved by it.


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[Assistant] Donald Trump tried to get the courts to overturn the election, they refused. He tried to get Republican legislators to overturn the election, they refused. He tried to bully governors into overturning the elections, they refused. He went after the secretaries of state, one after another.


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[Assistant] That the one moment as vice president where I have stood on principle, I am being treated as a, as the enemy and they come for me and, and the president is attacking me. He's not calling, not only is he not calling to say, are you okay? Uh, he's egging it on.


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[Assistant] This is now prologue to what I think is going to be a feature in American politics for some time. That if lies and conspiracy theories...


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[Assistant] We'll be embraced by this many people. If one of the two major political parties is not willing to push back against it, this becomes part of the reality. And we're going to be living with that, I'm afraid, for a very, very long time.


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[Assistant] Trump, unlike any other political figure, has been able to channel the real anger and dissatisfaction on the part of half of the country if not more.


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[Assistant] Mr. Durbin. John McCain walks up to where the vote clerks are and he lifts his hand very dramatically.


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[Assistant] Alright then, so we have our service working out pre-caching assets from the server so we're storing them locally in the cache. But still, we can't view in offline mode because we're not actually getting those assets from the cache when we're offline and serving them to the browser.


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[Assistant] So what we need to do now is intercept any fetch request.