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[Assistant] Dad, you don't have to work so hard. When I go to college, I can work a few part-time jobs.


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[Assistant] Oh, no need dad. You know I can make us lunch. Curry rice is pretty easy.


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[Assistant] I'm making curry. I'm going to buy vegetables. You guys want anything?


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[Assistant] She's already critical.


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[Assistant] Sorry, mate. Nothing comes to mind. But now that I know that mouth of yours works, maybe you could jog my memory a bit.


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[Assistant] Here to guide you as always. Someone sent you back 500 years it seems.


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[Assistant] I see you've already discovered the truth. They don't call you the Left Eye, but not, do they?


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[Assistant] I want what they have. I want back what is mine.


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[Assistant] Where is Sosa? Where's Sosa, man? Sosa should be here any moment. Damn, damn. So if he gon' fuckin' choke me and shit, just wanna like...


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[Assistant] We talked a little bit, uhm, last time, last week about, uhm, what it might look like if Anthin continues this decline.


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[Assistant] Where he's very dusky, where his hands and his, uhm, arms become very, uhm, dark and discolored and cold.


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[Assistant] All kids would leave us someday. He used to have three kids before, but look now, they've all grown up and gone away. This doesn't even look like a family now.


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[Assistant] Honey, honey. Yes, mama. Eating candy. No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama. Open your mouth. Ha, ha, ha.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got money on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place.


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[Assistant] To order Frontlines The Undertaking on DVD, call PBS Home Video at 1-800-PLAY-PBS.


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[Assistant] We in this bitch, just put up to the show. Looking a little sketchy, but uh, you know, we got some nexus. We need to hold this down in the meantime. We gonna smoke some weed, scope out the scene, you know what I mean, and then we gonna do the damn thing.


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[Assistant] There's an incredible fascination with forensic science.


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[Assistant] We are up there now with sex, motherhood, apple pie and baseball.


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[Assistant] Great hunger. This incredible fascination.


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[Assistant] With forensic science, I often quip that we are up there now with sex, motherhood, apple pie, and baseball. I think we're in the top ten. Forensic science.


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[Assistant] Well you say alleged, I'm not to my knowledge everybody who testified were all board certified people.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's been there for years. He's dealing with these decomposing, smelly bodies every day in his professional life. If he's not qualified to express an opinion on what a body smells like that is decomposing, then who in the world is?


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[Assistant] Alright, the purpose of the organization is to encourage people who are interested in forensic science to learn more, to study more.


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[Assistant] Well I think that that is inordinately high and should not be. I, I, I readily, readily state that without hesitation. There can be no meaningful exam that has a 99% pass rate.


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[Assistant] That is the controlling word contributes to. And any good lawyer, a kid right out of law school, would say, ma'am, just exactly what is your training?


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[Assistant] And the point I'm making, you see, is that that piece of paper doesn't...


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[Assistant] Mean very much. It's, I'm sure it's designed to make somebody feel good.


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[Assistant] To make them feel they've accomplished something. Is it just resume padding that's going on here? I think it's semantical embellishment.


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[Assistant] You said maybe words should be changed instead of certified to think of something else, but does it really qualify them to be the expert in a particular field? No.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, how's it going? It's currently, uh, 2.42am when I'm recording this, uh, I woke up.


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[Assistant] How far we've come, how far I've come. Uh, I just wrote something on Facebook that's important to me, and I decided that it's important for me to talk to you guys. Uh, because I don't say thank you enough. I say thank you a lot, but I don't say, I don't say why I'm grateful enough.


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[Assistant] I, uh, for those of you who don't know or those of you who are new to my channel, just thank you for deciding that my channel was worth your time.


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[Assistant] It is really interesting to see, especially when I look back on it, you know, early in the morning or late at night, depending on how you want to look at it, but I just wanted to say thank you so much for supporting me and my efforts and supporting what I believe in because


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[Assistant] I don't believe in anything more than I do in this community and I want you guys to know how important it is to me. And how important it is for you guys to know that


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[Assistant] Responsibility to you guys, where I'm in this position where so many people are looking at me and so many people are judging what I do and so many people are looking to me for guidance and I have an obligation to fulfill that and I have an obligation to tell you guys that you can literally do anything. It's not hyperbole when I say that, it's not just...


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[Assistant] And even though I'm recording this late at night, I had to get the words out. And I had to get the words to you guys. You know. You, you can do literally anything. It's...


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[Assistant] It's entirely plausible that you can, if, if someone like me can come so far, with such an amazing community to rally around me. You know, you guys can do so much more, because...


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[Assistant] That together we can do some of the most amazing things to change the world. This community has gotten so big and so, you know, powerful in the YouTube...


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[Assistant] Community as a whole, that it's unreal to think about, but it's something I'm so incredibly proud of.


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[Assistant] I'm so incredibly proud of the fact that you guys stand strong for what you believe in.


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[Assistant] And you're, you're a representative in this huge new emerging community. You are a beacon for them to look up to. You know. You can inspire.


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[Assistant] So many. I mean, you guys inspire me to keep going everyday.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I didn't really have a direction when I turned this camera on and I started talking, but, yeah.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I hope it doesn't seem wrong of me to expect a lot from you, but it's just cause I've already seen what you can do so far that...


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[Assistant] So just thank you guys so much. If you want to check out more about me, if you're new to the channel, I want you guys to know more about me. I've linked some videos in the description, uh, where you can, you know, see where I've come from and where I talk about, you know.


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[Assistant] Use that as motivation and justification to keep moving forward because two and a half years I've been doing this all day every day. It's the only thing I've cared about so far in the last two and a half years and it's a big thing to care about, so. It's, uh, nice to be able to keep going.


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[Assistant] I've worked in agriculture for 18 years.


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[Assistant] Fuemos a hacer una inspección en cierto campo.


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[Assistant] Es algo bien difícil de que voy a decir. Que voy a...


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[Assistant] Mucho tiempo calle porque por mi trabajo. Pero llego el momento de que dije no más.


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[Assistant] No es tanto por lo económico. Porque...


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[Assistant] Neso no te devuelve la integridad como mujer. El valor como mujer.


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[Assistant] The courts had been misled for a long time because we had been told, my colleagues and I, by some experts from the FBI, that fingerprint comparisons involved essentially a zero error rate.


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[Assistant] Without our ever understanding, that's completely inaccurate.


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[Assistant] If some people are saying it works because we've gotten convictions, that is to say nothing more than


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[Assistant] Juries and judges have believed that experts knew what they were talking about and so they bought it and they convict it. That's not proof that the discipline is undergirded by serious science.


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[Assistant] No, of course not. If, if, if your experience or practice, uh,


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[Assistant] It has been inaccurate or wrong for many years. It doesn't become better because it's many years. It's just many years of doing it incorrectly and the stakes are too high.


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[Assistant] I think I and probably many of my colleagues assumed that the forensic disciplines were based on a solid scientific methodology and were valid and reliable.


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[Assistant] There could be mistakes, and you understood there could be challenges, but you didn't assume what we later uncovered, which were, they were systemic, serious problems with respect to certain other disciplines.


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[Assistant] DNA is the principal example of real science at work. DNA really is the only discipline among the forensic disciplines that consistently produces results that you can rely on with a fair level of confidence.


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[Assistant] It's a little bit naive to think that the adversarial system will have smart lawyers on both sides and they'll duke it out and we'll figure out the right answer.


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[Assistant] We need the science first, and then let them fight about what the good science means, as opposed to struggling with disciplines that don't have good science undergirding them.


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[Assistant] There are certifiers, but not what you and I are talking about. That is real licensing programs, real certification programs that train.


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[Assistant] Give serious tests and we'll revoke your license.


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[Assistant] Uh, and affect your job and ability to testify in the event that you do something wrong or fail. No. That doesn't exist now.


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[Assistant] Know what they're talking about and that the disciplines that they are representing are supported by validity and reliability.


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[Assistant] It is not pro-defense. It's not pro-prosecution. It's pro-justice.


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[Assistant] Are we having fish for dinner? Yeah, it smelled correctly. Dad Ling. Yes? Jin Zhen.


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[Assistant] She let the child go unreported based on those pictures of her slutting it up during the time she claimed she was searching for her child.


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[Assistant] Una vez una muchacha jovencita, como de 18 años, muy bonita, a la 10 de la noche salió llorando por la bodega. Entonces le preguntamos que qué le había pasado, y no me contestó.


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[Assistant] You can't understand what happened in the budget crisis that ensued and it still hovers without understanding the 2010 elections. Because that's the whole deal.


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[Assistant] And afterward they go back to the clubhouse and they're having a drink. And it's at that point when Boehner says to the president, hey, you know, on this debt ceiling stuff, we ought to do something big.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Kendra keeps saying we're not raising taxes, we're just not doing the tax thing. Uh, and so that's basically where they hit a wall.


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[Assistant] Michael Douglas style in the American president. He's gonna storm out to the press room and use this moment.


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[Assistant] And the caucus won't support it. And from Cantor's perspective, he's now trying to walk Boehner off a cliff. He's saying you want this deal so badly at what you are thinking about doing.


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[Assistant] The fiscal cliff was a, is a fiscal suicide vest. This is Congress.


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[Assistant] Deciding that it's going to jerry-rig the system. It's going to attach an explosive to the federal budget. And if they can't act like adults and make mature, difficult decisions that are unpopular by a date certain, the whole place is going to blow up.


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[Assistant] It is a very clear signal. He's basically saying to his caucus, I'm going here whether you like it or not. I've made a determination to have this negotiation. I want to get a deal.


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[Assistant] It's a different position than it was in 2011, this time you're following my lead.


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[Assistant] It turns out the White House isn't really where they were in 2011.


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[Assistant] They walk back from some really significant concessions that they were willing to make then. The president's attitude seems to be, I won the election.


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[Assistant] I don't have to go back to my negotiating position. That was on the table then, but this is what's on the table now.


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[Assistant] We've not solved this issue. We've not solved it on a policy level. Certainly. And we've not really solved it on a political level. And it is a, it's a significant failure of leadership.


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[Assistant] Había muchas niñas menores de edad también trabajando ahí, y también pasaron muchas cosas.


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[Assistant] Sufriendo ahi en esa planta mucho maltrato, mucho trabajo, vergüenzas y de todo.


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[Assistant] We know what's going on in our farms. We're in the farms. We just don't sit in our office. We go out and actually in the field, train workers, meet with workers. I don't see a lot of facts. I see in my industry every day.


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[Assistant] I will respond like this. There is probably harassment going on, not just in agriculture in California, but all businesses, state agencies, and even our capital, okay?


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[Assistant] And tell me that because, well, we were feared for their jobs and their lives. No, that's a poor excuse.


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[Assistant] Eating candy? No, mama. Are you sure? Yes, mama. Open your mouth! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!


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[Assistant] Mommy, mommy, I hate my knee.


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[Assistant] Daddy, daddy, my elbow is hurt. Fell off my bike into the dirt.


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[Assistant] We were sure we would win because we were telling the truth.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world and today we're doing something that I've always wanted to do that I tweeted about a couple months ago and Carmen Carmen is helping us make it happen. She's here with her husband.


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[Assistant] And I'm here with my, uh, girlfriend, lady friend, one of the plug.


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[Assistant] So she was like this revelation for you that like, oh maybe I don't want a little squeaky clean lifestyle that I've been doing.


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[Assistant] So you just didn't give a shit or you just knew that you couldn't really say anything because she wouldn't respond well to it? About her performing? Or about the escorting or about any of that stuff that we kinda- I think that's like the part that the random dudes who are watching this right now are the most interested in is-


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[Assistant] Because I just get those comments constantly, even about her who doesn't actually fuck anyone else. People hit me up non-stop, how do you feel about your girl coming home with sweaty black cock on her breath?


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[Assistant] Would you describe it as a cuck type relationship where you're actually turned on by seeing her get digged down by other guys?


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[Assistant] I like that you're on like this spiritual journey of discovering yourself through this process.


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[Assistant] I would have loved if you had been in a girl and girl relationship for your entire life prior to me.


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[Assistant] Holy shit. So okay, the stripping didn't satiate whatever you were looking for in life, but then getting into the porn world, what did it make you feel that you were lacking beforehand?


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[Assistant] Do you think there's a lot of girls who are just sort of sitting around just wondering why it's so hard to organize a blowbang in their personal life? And that's why they get into the porn?


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[Assistant] If it wasn't for him, would you be dead or still addicted to drugs right now?


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[Assistant] Man, cause let me tell you, like, if you are trying to indulge your sexual experience, or desires or whatever, I kind of feel you on the whole porn thing, because the, like, while we were in London, me and Lena tried to like, meet up with some random girls that we've been on Instagram, and like, hang out with them, and like, go out for some-


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[Assistant] I don't know if we can put it on the fa- the f- the friends. I feel like it might be her fault. The friends might have been a decoy, but continue.


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[Assistant] She's like, do other girls think it's big? I'm like, I would say yeah. And she's like, she's like, oh, cause like the other guys, I've only been with two other guys besides you, but yeah, they were way bigger. I was like,


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[Assistant] Because you're the- you've been pouring over the book. You read it all in a day.


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[Assistant] That's time. I forget sometimes. So are you, how big are you going on this? Are you gonna do like, dates promoting it? Or like, what's the plan?


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[Assistant] So wait, Barnes and Noble will let you like, do a book signing as a porn star? They don't have anything against that? I guess not, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Wrap your hand around your penis. She has one. A what? A cock. You're slowly by slowly.


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[Assistant] I think it's dealt with because like really at the end of the day, what's the difference between you and like Jenny Jameson? It's like she's just, she was just like a mouthpiece for the sex worker community, you know? It's like, why not? If you can, you can write a book, why not?


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[Assistant] So where are you guys at in your life right now? Like anything new going on aside from the book or what's up?


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it's like, if you feel like you can handle it, then you should do it in the sense that, like, if you can't handle having your appearance made fun of, then don't post pictures on the internet. If you can't handle your kids,


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[Assistant] Yeah. That is a weird thing, like people who have YouTube channels where they just like promote their kids like crazy, it seems like it's all good, but then like, you know, kids go through awkward phases, you know? And it's just, it seems kind of cruel almost to like...


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[Assistant] That seems like a thing that like you can't get away from nowadays is that all the boys are painting their nails. And I'm kinda freaked out by that.


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[Assistant] When you were talking about your 7 year old all-female orgy, I was thinking about the fact that when I was like 11 or 12 me and all my friends took the Power Rangers and the Barbies and we put the Power Rangers in Barbie dresses and then we set them all up like have a big orgy and I thought that was bad.


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[Assistant] That process on sex is gonna be all fucked up if you-


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[Assistant] I think this is very good. I think this is exactly what they want. I'm actually really anxious to see what angle the comments go with in terms of talking shit about this.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's good for the audience though because of the fact that they...


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[Assistant] Talk shit because it actually is hard for them to comprehend how this kind of relationship could work, so I think it's like...


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[Assistant] What everybody says because of the fact that they clearly are curious. And I feel like your perspective on it is very respectable, that like nobody's gonna be looking at a thing and like, this guy's a fucking psycho, this guy's a tweaker, like you sound just like totally, like it just isn't that big a deal to you. It's like everybody, I feel like they're gonna have to be, except like, oh shit, I guess some people are different than me.


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[Assistant] Everyone has a different threshold, like I don't give a fuck about people looking at my girlfriend naked on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Everybody's got a different threshold, but then again, also a lot of girls would not understand how the fuck you could date a guy that comes on here and says some of the stuff I say.


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[Assistant] What would be an example of too much? Too much?


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[Assistant] Like the one I always go to is Alina Lopez telling me that a guy couldn't get hard on set so she ate his ass out for 30 minutes while she was texting her boyfriend.


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[Assistant] You can just go stand out in front until you find some guy to just, kid in camo pants to just do a scene with.


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[Assistant] That's gross. I just found out about this. It's super weird to me because you're looking at them and they look like they're like 25, like they're dressed up like little girls, but you can tell they're not and then they have fake braces. It's very confusing.


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[Assistant] Dude, I used to hang out with a girl who like played Marge in a Simpsons porn.


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[Assistant] Her whole body was painted yellow and shit, it was gross, I did not like that. It was hot, I'm like, who would be into this?


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[Assistant] Well, you know, actually the other day I had the weirdest experience because it was midday, girlfriend was gone, all of a sudden I just had to get one out. So I've actually started like watching porn a little bit lately. Weird.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to see what would come up. And so, I see the reality show, the Brazzers house thing.


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[Assistant] You know, I feel like this podcast could go viral, but the last podcast we did that went viral was when we had a couple girls on and one of them was Violet Saucy, right, is her name, right? I think so. And she was talking about how she wanted to get it.


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[Assistant] I mean, Spiegler is like the Uber driver though because he doesn't really like know or care that much about anything that actually happens on set. He said he hasn't been on set in like 20 years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when I drink off the porn in real life, like without you there, it's just like two and a half minutes of me fucking gin on my jam.


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[Assistant] We gotta get him to come through with some fucking girl that he's just ravaged, so she can talk about the damage that was just under her vagina.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, alright, well, okay, that was about fun.


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[Assistant] Interact with me on platforms, interact with them on platforms, not him so much.


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[Assistant] This is fucking over. You're taking too long. Hold on a second, let me cover this up.


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[Assistant] This looks pretty sophisticated. Why would they put a bomb like this? Do you think we can get past it? Stand back. Let me see if I can disarm it.


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[Assistant] Maybe we can lift this enough for Kidman to go under, and open it from the other side.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you're both alright. It's odd though. Why would they catch you instead of just killing you?


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[Assistant] What I found seems to be in working condition. Go on ahead, I'll cover you.


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[Assistant] Wait, there was something about a horse in that house back there. Let me see what I wrote.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. It's not just about being unable to see. It's about


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[Assistant] You're not listening. I'm not worried about stopping it Seb. I'm worried about not wanting to stop it.


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[Assistant] Where are we heading, Joseph?


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[Assistant] I would put Puget Sound in the intensive care unit. The situation is critical.


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[Assistant] The same things that are killing the animals will kill people too.


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[Assistant] The species that are almost extinct are telling us we've got some real bottom line problems here.


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[Assistant] To do the job for Puget Sound or Chesapeake Bay or any other water body, you have to piece together clean water, clean air, and taking care of the land.


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[Assistant] And at this point in our history, we have to restore what we've screwed up.


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[Assistant] You don't understand. You don't know what you'll become.


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[Assistant] You're talking about billions of dollars of economic impact with oysters, crabs, shad, striped bass.


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[Assistant] The decline in the fisheries has just been...


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[Assistant] Dramatic. I wouldn't have thought even 10 or 15 years ago that we would literally lose oysters as a commercial fishery. We have. It's done.


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[Assistant] In all of North America, it's the largest estuary. We're talking a sixth of the East Coast from Cooperstown, New York, out into West Virginia, almost down to North Carolina.


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[Assistant] It's fabulously productive, but also exquisitely vulnerable to land use because it has a huge drainage basin. So you have, you know, the classic place for trying to, uh, determine whether humans and nature can coexist.


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[Assistant] Too much fertilizer. Nitrogen, phosphorus comes in. It grows.


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[Assistant] Lots of excess algae. The algae die, decompose, suck up the oxygen from the deeper waters, which aquatic life needs to live.


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[Assistant] You know, there's a tendency to blame it on lack of political will. Well, hell, who elects the politicians? And who re-elects them? Last time I looked, it was us. We ran out of excuses for delaying many, many years ago around the Chesapeake. Uh, we can afford it. We don't necessarily want to pay for it, but we can afford it. So, I have to say that collectively, we don't care enough.


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[Assistant] You know, that, that, that was a tried and true formula. I mean, with sewage treatment where we


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[Assistant] Made the biggest gains early on and continued to make the biggest gains you have.


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[Assistant] Very clear laws, you have penalties, you have deadlines, you have enforcement, you have inspection. I mean, we know what works.


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[Assistant] Poultry farming, like most animal farming, has become much more intense, much more concentrated, where you had 50,000 chickens on a given


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[Assistant] Plot of ground, you've got a half million or two million now, which produces a huge problem of what to do with the manure.


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[Assistant] Unregulated, largely unregulated area of water pollution. And it's why EPA tells you across the country, uh, agriculture is responsible for, for 60% or something like that of our water quality problems.


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[Assistant] We are not going to make it the way we are going now. I mean, if you ask me for today's grade, failure. Uh, doesn't mean we can't.


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[Assistant] Redouble our effort, you know. We can re-enroll, try again, but, uh, yeaah. It's a failure.


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[Assistant] Issue, it exploded on the country. It forced the, a Republican administration.


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[Assistant] It forced him to deal with it, because the public said, this is intolerable, we've got to do something about it.


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[Assistant] Big visible polluters, both industrial and municipal, go after them.


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[Assistant] Make sure the public understood we were being responsive to, uh, their concerns.


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[Assistant] He never asked me the whole time I was at EPA. Is the air really dirty? Is something wrong with the water?


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[Assistant] Most of the people running big American manufacturing facilities in those days believed this was all a fad. It was going to go away.


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[Assistant] Public opinion subsided, public concern subsided, and it would go away.


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[Assistant] What was the reaction of U.S. Steel? I didn't like it. I remember going up to see Ed Cot, who was the CEO of U.S. Steel.


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[Assistant] This was a problem the government was taking seriously.


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[Assistant] We had to be tough. We had to issue standards and we had to enforce them.


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[Assistant] It's clear! Advance!


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[Assistant] You people running the wastewater treatment plants will upgrade to remove phosphorus. And it happened in a very short period of time.


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[Assistant] Uh, the sewage and we feed it to a large mass of bacteria and other microorganisms.


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[Assistant] And basically they eat the sewage. They eat the sewage. That's correct. Munch, munch, munch. That's right.


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[Assistant] Grey mountains drag down the Senate, the streets,


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[Assistant] I didn't know. No, no, no. It was really exciting. It was exciting because there was like, you know, there was crews. There was like the Black Panther crew. Yeah, we hadn't even come out yet. The Guardians crew. And it was just all these groups of people coming together.


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[Assistant] No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, and today on this podcast, I have Adult Star.


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[Assistant] P word hub celebrity of the year. Can you tell that I'm trying to keep this at least somewhat PG, at least for the beginning of the interview?


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[Assistant] Trying not to get demonetized, just trying to at least start out with some content that's not completely off the wall.


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[Assistant] Well just because, you know, what we were just doing moments ago, which we will talk about, maybe just not immediately.


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[Assistant] I could still smile at myself as well. We've just gotten into some shenanigans, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just found out that you're actually from Poland. I thought that you were from Russia for some reason.


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[Assistant] What if we had a fatwa declared against us? That means that they would have to kill us.


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[Assistant] Wow. So you've, you actually haven't lived in Poland since then, but you still have an accent from your parents or something?


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[Assistant] So what was it like, uh, so you don't probably even really remember that much about Poland, I'm guessing?


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[Assistant] So, so sometimes in porn movies they make you kill an animal?


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[Assistant] Okay, you are a weirdo. So Williamsburg at first.


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[Assistant] So, anything interesting about your childhood, or was it pretty, pretty basic?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just cause everybody was so messed up. So were you like a total hoe when you were in high school and stuff?


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[Assistant] Right, everything's close together. You got poor people right next to the rich people. It's very much like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like when I think about Astoria and when I lived out there, it was very much that there would be like the rich neighborhoods and like four blocks away, you'd have some like terrible projects. Just like that.


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[Assistant] When I think about it, it was terrible. A horrible, horrible age.


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[Assistant] Did you think at that time in your life that you were going to end up doing adult films?


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[Assistant] Okay, I just want to take a moment right now to let you guys know that this podcast does in fact have a sponsor and it is a product that I used today. And it was very, very exciting. The product that I want to tell you guys about is bluechu.com. B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.


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[Assistant] Bluetooth, Bluetooth, which I will tell you more about my experience with, but I'm gonna get the official ad out of the way just so you guys know what the facts are before I tell you about my experience a little bit later in the podcast, but Bluetooth offers


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[Assistant] Men, a performance enhancement for the bedroom. Uh, you can last longer. You go extra rounds. So you go to bluechew.com and you can get the first chewables with active ingredients. Sildenafil and or Tadelafil. I know these might sound crazy.


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[Assistant] But these active ingredients are the same active ingredients in Viagra and Cialis. BlueTru.com affiliated physicians work with you to find the dosage and active ingredient that is best for you. The chewables can work faster than pills, up to twice as fast.


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[Assistant] The chewables from BlueChu can be taken on a full or empty stomach and an online physician consult is free. So it's cheaper than a lot of those other methods you ever heard and it's a lot more legit than like the 7-Eleven.


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[Assistant] Yes I did. And that's why I was putting in work.


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[Assistant] In fact, I was using Bluetooth available at Bluetooth.com. Hey, it only takes a few minutes to connect with a Bluetooth.com affiliate physician. If you qualify, you get prescribed online quickly. There's no in-person doctor visit, no awkward conversation, no waiting in line at the pharmacy.


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[Assistant] Uh, basically, it's just great. So, here's the deal for you guys if you visit BlueChew.com and you get your first order free.


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[Assistant] Then, well, you get your first order free when you use the promo code Adam22. You just pay $5 shipping. It's free. So that is.


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[Assistant] bluechu.com and the promo code is adam22. And if you, in fact, if you do go and you spend money on bluechu.com, five dollars for shipping, then you too will get to hook up with hot porn stars and then do podcasts afterwards and talk about it.


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[Assistant] Rate our experience that we had today under the influence of Bluetooth.com. Rate it and tell me about how you felt about how it went. Nathalia, you're welcome to chime in as well.


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[Assistant] Getting excited all over again. Might have to hit the bathroom.


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[Assistant] If you guys wanna do that, that could be okay. I don't know if today would be the day, since I'm gonna be honest with you, I was drinking, and I ate a lot of dairy yesterday, and I feel like I probably honestly took about four diarrhea shits today.


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[Assistant] Also, one time it was just in your, in your day to day life.


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[Assistant] Well maybe we should try that. But this is the thing is that I just feel like that's crazy to imagine. Like the way that like when I'm getting down to banging it's not like I need any kind of warm up or whatever. I'm like let's just go. It's crazy to imagine that if I was a guy who was taking it in the butt that I would just be like let's go man. My butthole is ready for anything.


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[Assistant] I respect that. Uhm, so okay, talk to me about, I'm just gonna like, just hit you with like the filthiest questions I can imagine. Talk to us about losing your virginity.


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[Assistant] You're dating for the summer. Let me, did you ever have, while I'm polling, did you ever have sex with a white nationalist?


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[Assistant] No, because I was just watching a little documentary piece about, like, all these, like, the anti-gay rallies in Poland that have been going on with all these, like, Nazi-type dudes are crazy.


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[Assistant] So it's not, you don't think that the anti-gay stuff is that serious?


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[Assistant] So do you feel like everybody back home sorta judges you because you're just out here being a hoe and like that's super out of the ordinary for there?


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[Assistant] It's so crazy in the porn world how there is such a hierarchy of like who's cool and who's not, and the girls that are cool are so like, careful about hanging out with like a random ass new bitch.


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[Assistant] You get a clout. You get a clout. A clout token.


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[Assistant] So was that the moment when you decided that you just wanted to hang out with rich dudes for the rest of your life?


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[Assistant] So you're telling us that you have one primary dude, that you're not constantly, like, when I see you at all these different nice restaurants, that it's not like you have like a rotating cast of different sugar days, you're primarily just-


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[Assistant] And honestly, even, there's like a halo effect that lasts like days, like where it's like I'm not really prone to like thinking about sex as much.


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[Assistant] Eh, I might give you a little sign, but you know, I'm just saying for the most part, like the part of my brain that is like, errrr, like hot girls, sex, not cum, brrrr, that like goes, like the level goes down a lot after a nice little three-way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause all you do is sit there, you just gotta take it. For me, it's a whole thing.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying it's not fun, I'm just saying that for a girl to be doing it, it does take a lot less effort. Whereas for a guy, it's like you gotta be doing this whole cardiovascular routine. Sometimes it's just not right.


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[Assistant] Can I text while you're doing stuff?


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[Assistant] What, can I wear headphones and listen to Joe Rogan? I hate you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I did an ad for it and I had never used it. But, I did, I got it in the mail, I just didn't really know what the fuck they wanted me to do with it. I mean, I could've put it on my keys, I guess. It's not like Bluetooth.com, which I did use today.


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[Assistant] That's our sponsor. Uhm, anyway, so what else should we talk about here? Uhm, I wanna know about what's the gnarliest thing you've actually done in an adult film up to this point. Like you were talking about skipping a stage earlier, going from single anal to triple anal.


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[Assistant] Singers. I'm trying to think. R. Kelly? No. You never did that. He was like, white girls, right?


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[Assistant] Is that true? I can give you a curfew? You basically have like a self-instituted curfew. You're never really staying out late.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna try not to, but if you do get high, man this thing is weird how it's just sealed up in the most straight line ever. Whatever.


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[Assistant] Kush season. Uhm, okay, what else do we want to know about Natalia? What's important for us to find out about her?


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[Assistant] Hers don't, don't really seem fake. It's pretty impressive to be honest. Shout out Beverly Hills Doctor.


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[Assistant] Uhm, let me ask you this, what's the nastiest blooper you've ever had on set?


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[Assistant] Something terrible happened, like a turd fell out of your butt, or like, you know, you puked all over somebody, or... There's something insane that would shock and amaze the people at home.


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[Assistant] See, she's a savage, I can tell because the way you talk about partying and getting fucked up, I'm like, what?


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[Assistant] Man, you had me take like a tenth of an Adderall. That was the most I'd done in years. That was, I felt crazy.


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[Assistant] I don't want to do talk, I was just literally like, I was just so drowsy all weekend and I was like, I gotta fucking find a way to get excited enough to go out to this wedding.


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[Assistant] Maybe you just had a crappy therapist since apparently they didn't even care if you lived or died.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you don't go get your oil changed for six months, they're going to be calling you out the wazoo.


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[Assistant] Even just from their profit making motivation, like they don't even have to be good people to follow up with their customers.


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[Assistant] They just have to want to make money. Apparently they don't want to be good people or make money. It's kind of disturbing.


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[Assistant] You want to know what was honestly the best thing that we ever did was when we were really, really lit on New Years and we ended up doing like a lit ass private snap video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was, she was one of a kind, definitely. In terms of all of the wild characters that we've done scenes with, she definitely is up there. And I've also interviewed her, so I know exactly, I know more about


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[Assistant] And chill is not how I would describe me or Lena when we're hungover. I would describe us as miserable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at a certain point it's hard to make that decision with a clear conscience knowing what the next day is going to be like, especially if you know that you have to do stuff. Like I feel like in recent years, every time I've actually like drank and did a bunch of coke and all that, it was usually a day where I didn't have anything I had to do the next day because-


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[Assistant] I don't know. What else is there? Anything that we need to know that you have coming up?


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[Assistant] You haven't done it yet? How many is the most guys that you've ever had sex with at once?


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[Assistant] It was punishment. It was punishment. Because he told me, he goes, if you don't want this to happen again, then pull your pants up when you come through.


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[Assistant] He said that because my shorts were hanging down low that's why it went off and triggered a manual examination of my body.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I guess it's just, you know, the pockets and those like cheap ass mesh shorts are just sort of all bunched up and everything.


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[Assistant] I'm never going out again. Yeah. They asked me if I was muzzle.


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[Assistant] I have to drink a lot of water so I get up in three times and pee.


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[Assistant] Sometimes me wanting to fuck you and me wanting you to stop talking are the same thing. It's just like a way to get it done. Okay.


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[Assistant] camgirlx on twitter. It used to be camgirl1992 or something. I thought that was better.


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[Assistant] Dude, these fucking Snoop Dogg pre-rolls, there's no lie. Everybody who's hit these things before has been like, yo, I gotta hide this shit. The thick wood, man. You're a thick wood. I've seen it a couple times, this shit.


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[Assistant] Natalia Starr, Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world, check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes, and like, comment and subscribe.


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[Assistant] And for them to be able to fly out just for one day is awesome. So thank you to them, and we're gonna be raising money for Able Gamers. You can find out more about them in the description below.


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[Assistant] They try to talk with game developers to make sure that they have, uh, disabled accessible games like colorblind mode and stuff like that and, uh, even allow for the development of peripherals that


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[Assistant] Uh, people who may not have limbs or even fingers so that they can play games too. It's really awesome what they do, so find out in the description below more about what they do, so.


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[Assistant] I will be making a check donation directly, uh, to the ALS Foundation. Uh, as soon as I receive the money, I'll document it so that you guys see it's totally legitimate. Uh, everything is through and through, and just thank you guys so much for raising such...


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[Assistant] I'm very sorry, I do not feel well right now, but I'm just trying to get through today so that I can play video games and take naps and drink orange juice and then just go to bed. But seriously, thank you guys once again and I can't wait to do the next one, I know we're gonna do an amazing job and we're gonna continue to.


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[Assistant] Break goals and records all over the place and just raise so much money and do so much good for the world. And that's awesome.


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[Assistant] And the results may surprise you in this one. If anything, I think it's funnier than the last one. And yes, I know my hair is very fluffy. I spent an hour sitting in the shower. Just...


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[Assistant] Sitting under the hot water because it felt good and it gets really fluffy when...


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[Assistant] Remember, Saturday the 27th of this month, the charity livestream probably starting again around 9 or 10 p.m., a.m. Pacific Standard Time. So, uh, use a website converter to find out what time zone that is for you.


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[Assistant] Oh, and there's Matthias right now. He just told me that the video is ready. So, thank you guys again so much for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye bye! Oh!


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] Janitors are essentially invisible because they work at night. And for enforcement people as well, there isn't an aggressive enforcement program at night.


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[Assistant] Because of the economic realities, there's a huge shift to contracting out services. And the nature of the industry, the structure of the industry, makes it that much harder for contractors to ensure that the workplace is safe.


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[Assistant] Many companies look very good on paper.


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[Assistant] Employers need to make sure that their supervisors are following their directives and that their employees know what to do if they come into harm's way. If they can't afford to do that, they shouldn't be in business.


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[Assistant] We're essentially looking to create an army of female janitors who are committed to go out and talk to as many female janitors as possible so that they too can understand that they have the power within them to defend themselves.


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[Assistant] Eden Prime has become something of a symbol for your people, hasn't it?


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[Assistant] Obviously this goes beyond mere human interests, Commander. This discovery could affect every species in Council space. It never hurts to have a few extra hands on board. The beacon's not the only reason I'm here, Shepard.


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[Assistant] You held off an enemy assault during the Blitz, single-handed.


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[Assistant] You showed not only courage, but also incredible skill.


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[Assistant] That's why I put your name forward as a candidate for the Spectres.


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[Assistant] I need to see your skills for myself, Commander Eden Prime will be the first of several missions together


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[Assistant] The investigation by Citadel Security turned up no evidence to support your charge of treason.


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[Assistant] Saren wants to bring back the machines that wiped out all life in the galaxy? Impossible. It has to be.


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[Assistant] Cern is a rogue agent on the run for his life. He no longer has the rights or resources of a specter. The council has stripped him of his position.


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[Assistant] They are protectors of galactic peace. Both our first and last line of defense. The safety of the galaxy is theirs to uphold.


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[Assistant] Patrols are stationed at every mass relay linking citadel space to the terminus systems.


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[Assistant] There is no greater sacrifice. And we share your grief over the tragic loss of so many noble men and women.


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[Assistant] And though we cannot bring back those valiant soldiers who gave their lives to save ours, we can honor their memories through our actions.


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[Assistant] This defeat marks the beginning of a new era for both humanity and the council.


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[Assistant] Fewer whales are making it to maturity. The population is declining. We are seeing, uh, probably the next 20 years we'll be witnessing the departure of this population.


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[Assistant] I've already told our government folks that we can go through this for about 20 more years if we don't provide a remedy and we will see the end of this population.


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[Assistant] Uh, these are the family trees of all the whales we've been studying for the past 32 years.


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[Assistant] We can take lessons from not only the whales, but the seals and the fish. And it's been demonstrated in the health statistics.


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[Assistant] In especially arctic environments, cold environments where there's a high fat diet, and the children.


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[Assistant] of these iartic people are suffering these same problems. Immune deficiencies, reproductive problems, all of these are affecting humans as well as the other mammals.


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[Assistant] The CDC's moratorium on evictions is unconstitutional. The judge ruled that while individual states have the power to put such restrictions in place the federal government does not.


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[Assistant] Set the charges. Destroy the entire colony. Leave no evidence that we were here.


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[Assistant] I resent these accusations. Nihilus was a fellow Spectre and a friend. That just let you catch him off guard. Captain Anderson.


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[Assistant] I no longer believe that, Shepard. The visions cannot be denied. The Reapers are too powerful. The only hope of survival is to join with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And when you're done with that, I've got more bodies for you to carry. Meet me at the crossroads.


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[Assistant] That's the goal. That is the goal. That has to be the goal.


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[Assistant] Because every one of those rivers and streams are going into Puget Sound, so it's not as if it's about that river or that stream alone. It's about the whole ecosystem.


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[Assistant] About 150,000 pounds a day of untreated toxics into Puget Sound.


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[Assistant] We thought all the way along that it was like a toilet, to be honest with you.


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[Assistant] Which put in, you flush out and it goes out to the ocean and gets diluted.


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[Assistant] We know that's not true. It's like a bathtub. So what you put in stays there.


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[Assistant] If the public is not engaged in Puget Sound, for example, we will fail. We will fail. I have no confidence whatsoever we can get the job done unless and until


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[Assistant] Well, it was a very emotionally charged meeting. I wouldn't necessarily say it was confrontational, but it was a lot of emotion in the room. And I remember a particular episode where a young mother came up to the stand and said, you know, if it's only a question of money, how can you forsake the children of South Park? And that was something that really hit home to me.


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[Assistant] Witnesses saw you making threats in Fist's bar. Stay away from him.


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[Assistant] Destroy the Black Hand, and his followers, and claim Mordor.


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[Assistant] As World War II ended, it was a land of dairy farms and truck farms and abandoned farms and relatively little development and it was wide open. The government then...


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[Assistant] Doing what was necessary to accommodate the growth that was coming.


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[Assistant] When you put the beltway at exactly the location it was, which, which created about 1800 acres.


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[Assistant] In the center of those and the convergence of those roads, you had a fabulous development site.


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[Assistant] Tyson's Corner is one of the most successful office centers in the country, one of the most successful retail centers in the country, and, uh, the combination of those two factors make it the economic engine for Fairfax County and really Northern Virginia.


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[Assistant] In Tyson's Corners, you drive in for breakfast and you get in your car and you drive to your first meeting, then you drive to the next meeting, and then, you know, if I have to take some checks to the bank, even though it's a, it's a, for a good golfer, a, a, barely a long nine iron, you gotta get back in your car and drive that. There's no way in Tyson's Corners that anybody gets around without a car.


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[Assistant] The railway system is choked and we can't sustain the model of sprawl, uh, in support of the economic engine that has happened over the last 20 years.


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[Assistant] Tyson's Corners is about as built out as it can be if dependent on the automobile because it exacerbates what's already a complicated but troubling environmental future.


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[Assistant] We can't continue to accommodate cars and the number of cars that we have in the past.


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[Assistant] I mean the choice moving forward is you do more of the same and get what you got or you change what you did and build to a new


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[Assistant] A new goal, if you will, a new culture. And that culture will be focused on mass transits, in essence.


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[Assistant] Designing a place that's much more at a human scale, pedestrian friendly, that'll be the key to the success of Tysons for the next 20 years.


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[Assistant] I speak for the old growth as I did for Saren. You are within and before the Saurian. It commands that you be in awe.


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[Assistant] Then cold ones began killing the flesh that would tend the next cycle. Flesh fairly given. The old growth sees the air you push as lies. It will listen no more.


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[Assistant] No more will the Thorian listen to those that scurry.


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[Assistant] I am fine, or I will be in time. My name is Shiala. I served, I served Matriarch Benezia. When she allied herself with Saren, so did I. Benezia foresaw the influence Saren would have. She joined him to guide him down a gentler path. But Saren is compelling. Benezia lost her way.


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[Assistant] Benezia underestimated Saren as I did. We came to believe in his cause and his goals. The strength of his influence is troubling.


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[Assistant] He was quick to betray the Thorian too. After he had what he wanted.


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[Assistant] He ordered the geth to destroy all evidence of his existence. Saren knows you are searching for the conduit. He knows you are following his steps. He attacked the thorians so you could not gain the cipher.


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[Assistant] The cipher is the very essence of being a prothean. It cannot be described or explained. It would be like describing color to a creature without eyes.


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[Assistant] To understand, you must have access to endemic ancestral memory.


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[Assistant] Our identities merged, our minds intertwined. Such knowledge cannot be taught. It simply exists.


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[Assistant] I can transfer the knowledge from my mind to yours, as I did with Saren. Try to relax, Commander. Slow, deep breaths. Let go of your physical shell. Reach out to grasp the threads that bind us, one to another. Every action sends ripples across the galaxy. Every idea must touch another mind to live. Each emotion must mark another's spirit. We are all connected.


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[Assistant] I have given you the cipher just as it was given to Saren. The ancestral memories of the Protheans are part of you now.


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[Assistant] It will take time for your mind to process this information.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry if you have suffered, but there was no other way. You needed the cipher.


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[Assistant] We need your power at our side to help us complete our pursuits. So come and lend us your strength.


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[Assistant] As long as you complete your work, anything else you care to do is your own business. Oh I see.


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[Assistant] I will say it again. Come and lend the Akatsuki your power.


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[Assistant] Well, I wouldn't have such high hopes, young man. But if that is what makes you want to join us, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Including Itachi whom you brought into the Akatsuki yourself.


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[Assistant] Our members are out collecting information about the Jinchuriki and gathering funds.


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[Assistant] One more thing, sir. We recently received some interesting news on our side.


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[Assistant] The member you brought in earlier, Kisame Hoshigaki has been teamed up with Itachi.


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[Assistant] Some of us who came together to start Sandy Hook Promise are gun owners. We hunt.


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[Assistant] We target shoot, we protect our homes, we're collectors, we teach our sons and daughters how to use guns safely. Passing a new law and then moving on is not the answer. We have to fundamentally change our approach.


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[Assistant] You know, Tank-san, I'm very, very happy today.


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[Assistant] There are many. According to the media, we're nothing but a bunch of greedy fat cats who could care less about anything but making profit. We're in this business because we love it. Rather than say that guns are bad.


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[Assistant] Just need to do something, because I'm, like so many other people, uhm, I can't stop thinking about what happened, so.


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[Assistant] You must continue your search for Irvin. According to the data we retrieved from the hard drive, we believe he has moved on to the mining area. There's more info inside. We'll follow after taking care of business here. And keep your radio handy, just in case.


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[Assistant] We were at the port when we were attacked. And then, well, I ended up here. Where's the rest of the team?


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[Assistant] We'll go after Irving. Good, okay. Now there's a talk up ahead. That is probably where he's going to make his break.


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[Assistant] Ah, well, he can't have gone too far.


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[Assistant] You know, I was surprised Las Plagas was such a success. When you first arrived, I had my doubts. And now Ouroboros is complete.


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[Assistant] I have my eyes set on something much bigger.


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[Assistant] Come on Itachi, how long have I known you? I know what this is about.


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[Assistant] It's just not fair.


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[Assistant] What a horrible brother to leave Sasuke out of everything like that. Alright Sasuke, why don't I tell you then?


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[Assistant] But you know, don't forget I do have the shotgun.


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[Assistant] Well, that's... It's great to be a family. I can't help but feel that everytime I see those two.


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[Assistant] So, as it stands, the coup is still in motion.


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[Assistant] Please, wait. If I may, I think I have an alternative. There's a plan I'd like to try if you'll let me.


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[Assistant] I understand. But still, it's worth it to protect what I hold dear. Lord Third, please.


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[Assistant] The foundation is involved. Unfortunately, it seems like there's no way to stop the Uchiha's coup.


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[Assistant] If internal warfare breaks out in the Leaf, the neighboring countries will invade, and war will begin. I was planning on using Kotoa Matsukami to stop the coup, but Danzo took my right eye. He didn't trust what I was trying to do.


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[Assistant] You may be forced to walk down a long, dark path. One that's filled with pain and suffering. I have to apologize. That I can't be with you through it all. Still, I hope you don't falter from your path and keep moving forward as a Leaf Ninja. I believe in you.


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[Assistant] I guess this is the end of the road for me. But this will pave a new way for you. And give you new power.


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[Assistant] Ma, that's not possible. Li Zhenzhen moved out to Changchun and I can have the apartment.


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[Assistant] I'm laughing. Because I never said you should go home. You're the one who said it.


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[Assistant] I've thought it through. And I think you're right. He just doesn't love me. It's not my fault. Uh huh. Don't be upset. It's not your fault.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was unrequited love. It's not my fault. It's nothing serious. Nothing as bad as your situation.


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[Assistant] What's wrong? Everyone's so quiet. Did anything happen while I was not here?


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[Assistant] Unlike that three of you who've grown up together, no secrets, no misunderstandings. You know each other very well.


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[Assistant] Uh, garlic vermicelli, steamed scallops, pepper prawns, and fried veal. You want some vegetables?


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[Assistant] We'll just have sauteed lettuce and garlic in a pot of some tea. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I did it. That's what my mom would order.


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[Assistant] You're buying me lunch and teaching me how to order.


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[Assistant] You're right. I can't even decide what to eat for lunch. That's why you don't want to date me. I'm indecisive and self-indulgent.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're right. It means I'm not good enough.


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[Assistant] If those moments helped you, then I won't take it against you.


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[Assistant] I wanted to do that for you. You weren't taking advantage.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's over. It's in the past. Actually, I want to thank you for telling me all about that. I'm glad I was able to help. You know what you should be telling me? Thank you.


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[Assistant] I've liked you since senior one. You were soft spoken and gentle. And that's when you told me that I was okay. So I developed a crush.


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[Assistant] I knew your life was difficult. Was there something else I didn't know?


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[Assistant] Actually, I've been asking myself that while I was on my way home. Instead of dating him, I think I can like him from a distance.


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[Assistant] There are no risks, there are no worries, but every time that I think of him, I'll still feel happy and comforted.


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[Assistant] Why didn't you tell us that you wanted to quit on being an actress?


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[Assistant] Uh, you told us that they're only casting you as what's that called? An extra? A background character? Part of the crowd?


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[Assistant] So did something change? Tell us, what's on your mind?


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[Assistant] Out with it. Yes, right, talk to us. We can talk about this, right? We'll support you.


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[Assistant] Why didn't you tell us about this? You always have our support. I know I have your support. You're consistent. Always there.


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[Assistant] That's right. Ever since senior high, we've always been here.


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[Assistant] I am a Dora Milaje warrior, but just one day I would like to put on a pair of sweatpants, eat a cheesy cordita crunch, and watch eight hours of Lindsay Lohan's beach club.


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[Assistant] Distress beacons coming from just south of your commander. We're close.


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[Assistant] If the question is, when will the station be back online? Two weeks earliest.


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[Assistant] Which is why I'm splicing into the main overland bundle to get you a direct line to Colonel Holland. You're in my light, Commander.


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[Assistant] Sword control, I see a target locator. Any artillery support in the area?


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[Assistant] Sick! Can you hear me? Sick, you alright? I could use some help.


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[Assistant] Actually it worked fine. The drive was mounted improperly after a service haulout. When it fired it teleported half the ship to oblivion.


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[Assistant] Destroy Covenant carry on geosynchronous orbit above us.


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[Assistant] Method, a slip space drive in lieu of the nukes we don't have. Delivery system, us. Solvable, getting us up there. That and getting our hands on a slip space drive. Thank you for sharing.


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[Assistant] Chasing it. But this concert's got more shrapnel in it than transceivers. You didn't answer my question.


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[Assistant] Arnold Holland, hailing us. What's he doing on an open channel? Let's hear it.


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[Assistant] Hm. First-classing? Me too. Don't worry, I'm on it. Our best option is a fallout bunker on sub-level 2, 96 meters northeast. We get orders from Holland, sir.


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[Assistant] Remember, I'm guessing maybe it's just what the akumatized person is called, but I don't remember one being called determination. So I don't, I don't, I don't have any guesses. I'm gonna guess that the mayor gets akumatized and he's very determined with his new plans. That's my, that's my guess.


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[Assistant] But guys, thank you so much. Uhm, please keep in mind if you want to see my full reactions or just the next episodes early, you can check that out over on my Patreon page, link in the description below to get access to the timers over there. But without further ado, let's get started.


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[Assistant] I'm so sorry that like it didn't work out with you, Marinette. You're a good guy and I hope somebody, uh, I hope you find somebody good for you, Luca. He's so full of love.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Honestly, you should feel really bad and awkward about that.


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[Assistant] Bro, are you doing this just because of your daughter?


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[Assistant] That's kinda gruel- no, it is gruel. Uh, okay, fair enough.


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[Assistant] Uh-oh, he didn't get out though. That's not good.


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[Assistant] I don't know, too sexy. It was weird.


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[Assistant] Oh, Monarch, you beautiful.


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[Assistant] Meredith Dupanching, you need to get your head in the game. Oh, she's still all messed up from episode four, Jubilation. That's what's happening. She's messed up from that. She's messed up from their like quadruplet babies. Oh, girl. She is so problematic. This fight will be your last.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, what, this episode has been so dramatic.


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[Assistant] Shut up. Noooooooo.


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[Assistant] That is so ridiculous, noooo.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, the fact that like, now Marinette has feelings for Cat Noir, the meerkat ship, and now


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[Assistant] Adrian has feelings for Marinette. Oh, that is so like-


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[Assistant] Cause this is like, you stupid children. You're just in love with one another. Why can't you see it? Like, uuuh. It's so frustrating, but I love it.


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[Assistant] Backtracking, we will talk more about the love square. We gotta talk about my boy, my cutie patootie, our little empath, Luca. Oh my gosh, number one.


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[Assistant] A super good friend. Like honestly, such a good friend. I adore him. He's so sweet and just a little, little empath.


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[Assistant] So I love him. Uhm, but him being so invested in throwing the confetti was so cute. I adore him. Oh, he's so freaking cute. Honestly, I want him. He's so full of love. I want him to find somebody good for him. And maybe that is Kagami. Who knows?


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[Assistant] I don't know though, but I think they'd be kinda cute. I feel like they would, you know.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe, maybe he can help open up Kagami.


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[Assistant] And Kagami could help open him up a bit more too. I don't know. I don't wanna say I ship them yet, cause my heart still falters a bit when I see him in Marinette.


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[Assistant] Like, I just, that Luke and Daddy for me, it's strong. It's not going anywhere. I always root for the B team, okay? It's just in my nature.


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[Assistant] But, oh my gosh, and then them going to the museum. Okay, number one, we should still talk about Kagami. Let's not go full in on Luca yet. Let's talk about Kagami. Kagami being like,


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[Assistant] What was that look towards Marinette? Like, you obviously like her, like, you're staring at my drawing of her, like, you're staring at, in that line, oh my gosh, the line of her saying, you're staring at her the way I wish you stared at me.


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[Assistant] Oh, that hurts so bad because it admits that Kagami does have feelings for Adrian, but she's not one to, you know.


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[Assistant] Marinette has helped try to push Kagami to be back together with Adrian. It's cute that, even though they're friends,


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[Assistant] Kagami is like, you two are idiots, I'm gonna help you get together.


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[Assistant] I think it's adorable. And then, switching over back to Luca. Oh my god, like, Marinette holding his arm going to the museum, like.


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[Assistant] Come on now. Unless you're really trying to send those signals like, what are you doing? But oh my gosh, so.


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[Assistant] Them going to the museum where they had technically their first kiss was so awkward. Oh my gosh! I wish we could just like-


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[Assistant] Honestly, the second-hand embarrassment I get every time we mention that goddamn museum or see it or anytime with the wax statue stuff, it sends me through the roof. I get so embarrassed because it is embarrassing. It's like, oh my god, like, why are we doing this?


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[Assistant] Like I hate it! Stop! It's, it's terrible. It's so bad. It's so bad.


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[Assistant] But I get it, it's cute and it kind of allowed for Adrian to open up a little bit more about his feelings and kind of talk through that a bit, which is good. Uhm.


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[Assistant] But then, like, Meredith kept trying to run off and, like, deny Adrian, and then basically going up to the side with Luca, and Luca piecing together, because he's an intelligent human being, like, oh, like, Adrian isn't really, like, sure of his feelings yet.


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[Assistant] I got it, got it, like I can, I can give, I can give both these two a little push.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, my heart just went a flutter when he like, kinda like, grabbed Marinette. He's like, there, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, and then just the...


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[Assistant] The like, the Mr. Steal Your Girl look. Like, oh my god. The literal Mr. Steal Your Girl look. I-


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[Assistant] I didn't know Luca was even capable of even, like, having that look. Like, I didn't think he was. But, god damn, he has perfected the Riz and the Mr. Steal Your Girl look. That was, uh, 10 out of 10, honestly.


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[Assistant] Obviously, I'm no longer on the Lucanetti. Like, Lucanetti's not happening. I get it. I get it. But...


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[Assistant] You know, the ship is dead in the water, but like, seeing that scene, it kinda like, you know, sometimes like, you'll see like, a broken ship, like the remains kinda pop up, like, the big mass of the ship kinda like floated back to the surface, and that's, that's what happened there, I was just like,


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[Assistant] It's like no, no, no, that ship is gone. It's gone. It's never to return. We can't go back to that ship.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, but my heart, my heart went on a flutter. Oh, but it was so good. It was so dramatic.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and the akumatization stuff was fine, like whatever, I don't even care. Honestly, this whole episode could have happened without even having the akuma stuff. We could have just had a literal episode without it.


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[Assistant] And I would have been fine with that. I'm fine with like the drama of the relationship like pulling us through. I would have been completely fine with that honestly. I'm here for it, you know. I'm definitely here for it because it was so good. It was so good. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I'm impressed with Kagami and Luca. They did so well at pushing them kindly. Maybe a little too far locking them in a room. Didn't love that. It reminded me of the, uh,


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[Assistant] New York movie again? I think that's what, remember we locked them in the museum again.


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[Assistant] Was that Alia? No, it was the other two girls in Alia, right? Something like that.


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[Assistant] But yea, uh, I'm just like, PTSD of getting locked in a room now.


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[Assistant] Like, I can't imagine being like a 14, 15 year old like girl and my friends being like, I'm gonna lock you in this room and then you're stuck together. I would be so scared. Like, that's anxiety provoking. Granted though, being in high stress situations,


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[Assistant] It does encourage more feelings, which does cause feelings of love to come out. Because when you're in high stress situations with another person, it does bring feelings.


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[Assistant] So that's why a lot of coworkers end up getting together, cause they're both in high stress situations. Cause a lot of people who go on like trips together end up together, all that stuff. So use that information as you will. It is scientifically backed.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeah, wow, what an episode. It's so dramatic in so many ways and now we have the reverse love square in a surprising turn of events, which...


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[Assistant] It is absolutely wild to me. Uhm, along with that we are no closer on kind of figuring out the whole monarch giving miraculous powers yet.


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[Assistant] I still think Marinette has some of those bits and pieces, but...


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[Assistant] I don't think she has enough to piece them together, so I'm not like mad she doesn't know yet.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I think she has like a tiny piece of that.


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[Assistant] So we'll see what happens. But now, Marina has to do with the fact that she likes Cat Noir, and now she's gonna be a little bit distracted, a little bit blind.


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[Assistant] When she's trying to be ladybug, which is kind of concerning, uhm, as we've seen when she has those feelings, things don't go well. So I am a little bit nervous cause while.


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[Assistant] She could be with Cat Noir, semi no problem. The problem is Marinette herself becomes so blinded by love that she can't think straight and she can't


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[Assistant] In the most American of fashions, they are the simplest solution to her problem. As we have seen, I think she just needs to start enacting


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[Assistant] Guns and swords to use them to make all of her problems simpler. That way she can be in love, solve the problem faster, and then still be able to go out for pizza.


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[Assistant] And do things that a 14 to 50 year old girl does on their free time. So that's, that's my suggestion to her. I'll write to her. I'll send it to her and maybe she'll, maybe she'll listen.


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[Assistant] But overall, I actually really like this episode. It was so dramatic. Uh, it had me like losing my marbles. Ooh. And you know, I just like any episode of Luca. So.


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[Assistant] Understood. Six, I'll hold these persons off. You find a way to the top of the spine.


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[Assistant] What is happening? Mom and dad, please stop fighting!


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[Assistant] Here's our destination, six. Pillow of Oil. Race you to it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I guess because I'm a Brooklyn guy and he's a Queens guy, he took to me. And, uh, we'd spend some time on the phone, shooting the breeze about what went on last night, where were the parties, what did you do.


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[Assistant] I called him, he said, not true, not true, it's not true. And then he called back and said, okay, there's something to it. Let's try to...


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[Assistant] The gossip industry is run on the barter system. If I got a story about you and you don't want to print it, you say, hold it, I can do something better and I'll print the other story and save you. That's not every day. So what Harvey and I were doing was something that was already, it was always done.


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[Assistant] In the 20 years I knew Harvey, there was never a story about him going after somebody sexually. Finding out now all these women are in some kind of hell with him? No clue. Not at all.


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[Assistant] I spoke to Harvey, he doesn't sound sad and dejected


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[Assistant] He sounds a little bit, uh, a little bit humiliated, but I think he's gearing up for the fight.


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[Assistant] Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.


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[Assistant] Now to the latest on Harvey Weinstein, the New York Times reporting allegations by numerous women who say the Hollywood mogul sexually harassed them.


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[Assistant] When you first saw Itachi Sharinga, you were already under his genjutsu.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be going back to Cincinnati, uh, Wednesday, so that I can spend time with my family, uh, go to Bob's wedding, uh, hang out with my brother again and my old friends and, uh, my mom really wants to see me really badly, so,


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be going back home and while I'm home, I'll have my old recording setup there, so I'm hoping to be able to record videos while I'm away. I've been so busy that I haven't been able to pre-record videos.


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[Assistant] And hopefully you guys are gonna be okay if there's, uh, occasionally one video a day, uh, throughout the time that I've gone. But remember, it is my birthday, so maybe I could do the thing. The thing that I'm most worried about is because over the past two years, I've done a charity livestream on my birthday for the ta- past two years. Literally on the day of my birthday, and I'm not gonna be able to do it this year. I greatly apologize for that.


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[Assistant] Also, I'm hoping that people notice that each vlog I do, my hair gets progressively weirder. So I'm gonna fix that up right now. Oh god, it's all goopy. I thought it was gonna be foam. Oh god.


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[Assistant] Good? How's that? Little better? Little faux hockey? Is it good yet? Ah, that's more like it. I think that people are gonna like my new style. It seems weird that my hair is a point of debate amongst the fandom. Ah, it's getting crusty. Ugh.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's gonna be my birthday, I'm getting older every year, I feel older every year, and I'm gonna have a fun time while I'm back home because I'm gonna go hang out with a bunch of friends, I'm gonna see Wade and Bob again, and then we're gonna have a grand old time. I don't know if we were gonna have time to record things together. Remember, Bob is getting married. That means he is- his life is dedicated towards-


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[Assistant] Uh, well, his wife, but I mean, dedi-corded with- That means his life is now dedicated towards the wedding and making it even better. So hope you guys understand that while that happens, because I don't know if we're gonna be able to record, but I really hope that we'll be able to get at least one video, maybe Wade will be free.


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[Assistant] But I don't know, no promises, guys. So anyway, I'm gonna be getting back on the 30th of June, just in time for July to start, and do remember, that charity livestream is coming up on the 12th of July. Do not miss it, I'm gonna be starting 9am, but the time is different because I'm over on the Pacific Coast, so that's 9am Pacific Standard Time, which is actually... Did I...


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[Assistant] That's actually noon, on the eastern coast of the world, also known as Eastern Standard- God damn it! Noon EST, 5 o'clock in the evening, probably for you Englanders out there, and the rest of the world, I don't know.


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[Assistant] The internet can tell you the answer because I can't do math right now. My brain is not working. The chemicals from my hair product are getting into my face and I don't feel too good. I really feel a lot dumber than when I started this. That's usually how I feel when I record videos.


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[Assistant] Over the past few weeks, thank you for just being the most awesome fans that you can be. I really want this to be a community that rallies around these great projects like charity and just, you know, doing better in your own life. Just being nicer to people and going out of your way to make your friends feel better because you never know when they're having a bad day.


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[Assistant] I don't know about that. So thanks again everybody for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] How blessed I've been to have such perfect children. After all the mistakes I've made.


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[Assistant] That's uhm, that's my grandpa. He's my hero. We've like, ah man, I don't know where to start with that man. That's his 91st birthday.


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[Assistant] He's just the best guy now. He like, he's the side of the family that likes to dance and likes to...


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[Assistant] Uh, New York Times, like all the way to Saturday. Wow. On Sunday, he gets a little troubled, but he's... 91. That's amazing. 91. That's fantastic. And uhm, the most important thing about that video, see that picture in the back? That little poster?


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[Assistant] Well, haha, oh really? Okay. It's- I just realized how fun- This is the living room, by the way. Wow. Uhm, but my grandma is a, is a, uhm, may she rest in peace now. She just passed, uh, a few days ago. Oh, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, she's, it's okay.


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[Assistant] She was the best grappler. My grandma would show up every day to, uh, like different, uh, where you could buy Tiger B, Teen B, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes, the goal was a very challenging one and I'm thrilled that it turned out the way that it did. I am not into portraying a serial killer or anybody of this nature or glamorizing them in any way. However, telling a very


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[Assistant] Uh, very introspective, intelligent, uh, look and peek inside the mind of, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, white dude, uh, who just did not seem white person. So talk about white privilege. What he got away with back then, nobody would be able to do today. It's a moment in time that came and passed and is truly scary, but it does not


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[Assistant] Glamorize the killing. This is an important-


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[Assistant] Important thing for people to hear. We have a world of like swipe left and swipe right. And uh, it's, you really should take time to know.


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[Assistant] He did crave certain things. He did have a long time girlfriend, do sociopaths, who in theory


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[Assistant] Do they not have personal needs? Do they not have things that they want, that they desire? Is love not one of those things?


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[Assistant] Uhm, so it's another interesting look, and Lily Collins is so...


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[Assistant] There is only one abortion clinic left in Mississippi, and we are hoping that that won't be here long.


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[Assistant] We try to fit what we have with your needs. What are you calling about?


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[Assistant] The purpose of the center is to deal with a woman who has an unplanned pregnancy and her choices are abortion,


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[Assistant] Adoption parenting. She has basically those three choices.


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[Assistant] It's hard for her to realize what is going inside and that sonogram opens a window to the womb and lets her see what's going on inside. How's that make you feel dear?


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[Assistant] How much of that 1.2 billion dollars do you get? Because there's a lot of superheroes, there's only one supervillain. It seems like you should get half of that.


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[Assistant] You get the other 50%, right. I was thinking about Thanos, uhm, and I don't want to give anything away, obviously, but it is kind of funny, in the last movie, that the move that you kill half of all life with is a snap. Like West Side Story or something.


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[Assistant] Next stop, Main Street. Well, this is our stop.


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] When Karen Woolock took the stand in the Mark O'Dayne murder trial, she swore to tell the truth. The whole truth.


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[Assistant] Well yesterday, in the first part of this classic episode, District Attorney Herb Callison savagely cross-examined Karen, who appeared to be on the verge of cracking.


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[Assistant] But mom, first we gotta say yes! Hahaha, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time, there were three very tired little munchkins.


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[Assistant] We won't solve the climate crisis unless we solve the misinformation crisis.


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[Assistant] We won't solve the climate crisis unless we solve the misinformation crisis.


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[Assistant] Uh, what the misinformation was. What these companies knew when they knew it. Uh, and it marks the beginning of scrutiny on them. They've been able to avoid it, duck it, uh, and not have to deal with it. Uh, and now they're realizing they're not going to get away with this. What do you have to say to America's children born into a burning world? Find it in yourself today to tell the truth. It will be better for your company's futures.


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[Assistant] Perfection. I have been loving season five. I think it's really interesting. I'm excited to see where it kind of goes into the last two episodes were like a lot, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know what's gonna happen, but nevertheless, I am very excited. Keep in mind guys, if you want to see my full uncut reactions to Miraculous or just see my reactions early, you can do that by checking out my Patreon page linked in the description below. But without further ado, let's get certain!


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[Assistant] I have a bad joke to make, but I won't. I really want to say this is her 13th reason why.


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[Assistant] I mean, I suppose, sure. You say silence, but it seems like you're giving violence.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're ironing beads? Oh, I thought it was like friendship bracelet. Let's get our girl back. I missed Kagami.


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[Assistant] Girl, just go listen to some Taylor Swift, you'll be fine.


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[Assistant] And how much maybe Gabriel is telling her to do? I think Lila's kind of the one pushing more and-


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[Assistant] But dang, I am like so shocked and like scared.


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[Assistant] Cause she's got like this whole big plan with Chloe wrapped up into it and trying to make Marina's life miserable. And so she's like forcing her and Adrian to get together. So that way Marina is miserable cause she literally can't talk to Adrian. So that makes her upset.