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[Assistant] But I think Dr. Dre, no, I think Dr. Dre still has beef with, uh, EZE's hologram. So it's just not, but I thought that the Super Bowl was great or the halftime show was great.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, definitely a kickback. If you're a Gen Xer like me, if you're old like me, like you just reliving the days of 1993 and 1994 when Snoop Dogg finally- Where are you breaking it?


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[Assistant] I was also impressed that the bus, like the setup of the stage was just a big bus that they drove in there and it just, the sides opened up. Like I wanted them to tour the streets of LA afterwards in that halftime vehicle.


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[Assistant] I think he showed up skinny and then because he had to hang upside down it just kinda all the blood just rushed and inflated his body.


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[Assistant] Somebody said BTS. I'd like to see BTS in the cast of Squid Game. No, we're getting Post Malone.


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[Assistant] Southern University marching band to M&M 50 cent Dr. Dre. Mary J. Blige killed it by the way. Kendrick Lamar killed it. Let's not forget Mary J. Blige.


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[Assistant] Has Adele done a Super Bowl halftime show? I could get down with some Adele.


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[Assistant] I can mess with some Adele. I don't like mu- I mean, I like music, but I don't listen to music. What's up next, Five? What is up next? Listen, we got an offseason.


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[Assistant] Now. Alright, listen. Offseason is here.


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[Assistant] Who is the guy? I forget the athlete. He's running the 40th. Yeaah. And his, uhm, let's just say member was not properly secured in his combine issued shorts and, uh, apparently smacked, uh, apparently was unleashed.


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[Assistant] And he was like embarrassed though, I don't know what to be embarrassed about.


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[Assistant] Yes, typing Chris Jones at the combine. Uh, Tom!


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[Assistant] Tom, your favorite Combine moment that you can remember besides Chris Jones.


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[Assistant] The thing, I've watched John Ross's 4-2-40, he looks effortless. He actually pulls up, injured.


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[Assistant] In the middle of it, and that's like the fastest time, like he just looks like he wasn't even running fast. I'm like, what?


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[Assistant] Now I have a question for everyone. Who here has lifted, who has benched 225 in their lifetime? I think I have.


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[Assistant] Alright, are me and Scooter the only ones that have done a 225 vent? I've never even tried. I know I've done like 200 a couple times. I could do it like six times. That was my... Two plates. Two plates. That's not pretty good. I could do 225 six times. My max record ever is 275, which is weak, but still. Compared to an NFL player.


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[Assistant] I would think tree would be the, would be the strongest cause you know, you know, the bigger guys are, they're strong. They have to carry themselves around. So like, you know, they're strong.


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[Assistant] Listen, no, no, I'll give you, listen, every time the tree and I have gone someplace, we went to Canada, we went to, uh, Daytona, we went to West Palm Beach.


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[Assistant] Alright, March 16th, free agency begins. Who are the big free agents here that are coming up?


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[Assistant] This year. Oh. Is Vaughn Miller gonna be out there? A lot of people, man. Yep. Devontae Adams. Is he a free agent? Devontae Adams. Yes.


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[Assistant] Those are like the main ones for us. Uh, the Giants have no one I care about, no one I want them to sign, and no one like that can immediately help this team.


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[Assistant] I don't know, as I said, if the Giants miss again on a free agent, I will just, I'll cry in a corner.


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[Assistant] I think he is, uh, scores minus two. Somehow he fumbles and the other team picks it up.


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[Assistant] April 18th is the first OTA, so mark that day on your calendar because that's when it feels like football. And then April 28th through the 30th of course is the NFL Draft. We'll have coverage up to that. Yes, we'll have our own individual streams, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Michael Phoenix Jr. is not eligible yet, I don't think.


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[Assistant] So, and then May 1st, this is a really important date, May 1st through July 18th.


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[Assistant] We have absolutely nothing. So all of us will just be, you know, watching baseball. I think we'll teach Tom what hockey is. I'll be watching the USFL football, baby. We might watch the USFL, baby. We're going to have to do it. Tampa Bandits, let's go. Right.


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[Assistant] Okay, now let's get into some quick, um, quick laundry list items before we get into the countdown. Let's do our laundry. Let's do our laundry. Sean McVeigh had a rumored retirement. Yeah. He had his wife at the post.


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[Assistant] On Instagram saying that a 36 year old Sean McVeigh is not retiring. Hey, he would have made big bucks in TV.


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[Assistant] He should have enlisted in the military so that he could get a USAA discount and then return to football. That's what he should have done.


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[Assistant] Uhm. Oh, but I'm special. What else? Uh, MLB and the ML, oh, MLBPA today met for 18 minutes. So we're not going to have baseball. Just forget that.


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[Assistant] But that leads me to the last question. What would each of us be if it wasn't for YouTube?


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[Assistant] Right? Cause I tweeted out today, what would we be right now if YouTube never existed? Brandon, what would you be doing instead of this?


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[Assistant] What would you be, cause I, I know what Tom, Tom would be still teaching, right? We know that, yeaah. Getting...


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[Assistant] I think it would be funny if you were in customer service of some kind and you were just gave like really smart ass answers. Have you tried dying?


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[Assistant] Uh, that was the slime video that I didn't get to see. So for me, I'd be firing somebody right now or yelling at somebody or yelling at somebody while firing them. I was not, I was, I was a chill boss, uh, but you didn't want to mess with me once I got pushed to the edge.


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[Assistant] See, I made the mistakes that bosses shouldn't make. Like, I made, I played favorites. I had, I made some people my friends. I treated others unfairly. Like, you just, you, when you get the authority, like, you just, you don't. And I would have been one of the guys you trample on, and I would have resented you for it, so. Yeah, probably.


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[Assistant] Probably, nah, we probably would have gotten long. All right. Oh, last, we still have two more minutes. I want to ask this question too. How long would we last as professional athletes on the


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[Assistant] I've always wanted, I think all of us here understand how good professional athletes are, but I wonder what you would do. Scooter, like, would you be a wide receiver maybe? Like, I have no business being on the NFL football field.


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[Assistant] None of us. Professional athletes are.


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[Assistant] Brandon's smirking like he could take a couple snaps at running back.


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[Assistant] I could see you Brandon doing weird stuff out there because you would be so amped up. Like you might like take your helmet off and literally lick somebody.


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[Assistant] We made it an hour. Let's see. I think I have a suspicion that Brandon's going to have to shave the rest of his face. Let's do the countdown. Let's start it. Brandon.


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[Assistant] I think you should have to shave your face and learn how to gritty.


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[Assistant] And I want him to recreate the Chris Jones incident by wearing a banana hammock of some kind while he sprints down.


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[Assistant] Are we agreeing here? Combine 10. Yea, that's fine. Alright. I agree.


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[Assistant] He's got a park, I know where he can go to go do it. Little elementary school nearby. Though I don't think he's allowed near it. Uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] We'll just, uh, we'll see you guys in th- Are we gonna do this next week? Are we taking next week off? I think we're taking a week off, guys, so we'll see you guys in two weeks. We've earned our off season, and then it'll be our one year anniversary, and my kitty costume comes as well, so I'll be doing that punishment.


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[Assistant] Squeeze those views, baby. Squeeze those views. I'm doing...


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[Assistant] I'm doing Why Are The Giants So Bad, a little five year history of Why Are The Giants Are So Bad. That must have been cathartic.


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[Assistant] It wasn't. It wasn't. It was awful. I had to relive all of Dave Gettleman's awful moves. Tom, what's coming out?


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[Assistant] Who has more gear from other teams, Tom or Scooter?


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[Assistant] It's me. I got every college team. Yeah, that's true. And you have every NBA team as well. NBA. You should buy all the NHL jerseys just because they look awesome.


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[Assistant] That would be, that actually would be a good one. Save that for next week, in two weeks.


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[Assistant] Tree, what's coming out on the channel? NFL season debriefing. Just have to render it. Should be out tonight.


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[Assistant] Can we get a crossover between you and Tom, like, where you just, you guys just do it to get, do the-


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[Assistant] How did tree just switch like that? Infinity stone. I don't know. Alright, there we go. Did we do it? I think we're out. Okay.


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[Assistant] He didn't even know he was the coach. I'm still convinced to that day.


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[Assistant] Uh, for me, as a Giants fan, I'm gonna go with Ben McAdurp, even though he, uh, but actually Ray Handley was worse. You know the problem with Ray Handley? I'm gonna go with that because they didn't hire Belichick.


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[Assistant] As the head coach. They should have hired Belichick at that time. Belichick just designed the greatest defense ever to win another Super Bowl and they didn't hire Belichick so we went with Ray Hanley and that came back.


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[Assistant] Speaking of getting bit in the butt, Scooter is getting chomped right now.


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[Assistant] Brandon, who's the worst Broncos head coach in your memory?


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[Assistant] All right. Are we going to do this countdown of the worst 10? How many coaches do we have? 10?


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[Assistant] Alright. You know, I'm a master debater. I'm very good at it.


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[Assistant] Well no, their rationale is like if we put just anyone better than Hugh Jackson, we'll be better. And they were wrong. Like how do you, how do you mess that up?


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[Assistant] Mr. Seven and Nine, that's how, that's what he finished every year. I think Jeff Fisher was just a guy that, I mean, he was, he's the old school, like, retread coach, like, he's gonna get you some results, but not all the results.


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[Assistant] You know what? You just said Gardner mentioned you and I'm pregnant. Right now.


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[Assistant] The other thing is, is I've actually researched Chip Kelly was, he was so predictable that the team's defense were calling out their plays as they were coming to the line of scrimmage. Like, oh yeah, pitch right, right here. Like he was, they, he was so,


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[Assistant] Uhm, Vanilla with his play calling, like yeaah. Oh, it's sure it's innovative that you run up to the line and call another play, but if it's the same play that they saw in the last drive, like, they're gonna know. The, the NFL is too smart for that. Too smart.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's right. He was an intro night coach. Failing in different ways. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] All of this shiftiness that was in there is now out and in the world. We ain't putting it back. We're not going back to 2020. It's not happening. Oh don't worry, that probably will go back.


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[Assistant] You got a secure man right there.


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[Assistant] My thing is, with Matt and Patricia, the play sheet is laminated.


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[Assistant] They let Darryl Bevel coach the team.


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[Assistant] I'm coming out with a whole video on, uh, the lion. So I don't want to give away what happened with Jim Caldwell just for the sake of this stream.


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[Assistant] The cults are like, yes. Thank you Josh McDaniels for not accepting the job. By the way, we just passed 5,000 viewers.


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[Assistant] I said most good things happen in two minutes and they, and usually they leave something for you for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's growing a neck beard probably that looks terrible and just watching nerdy Star Trek fan fiction. That is my guess.


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[Assistant] I think he just messed up and took too much Adderall or whatever substance he was on to focus during that. Uhm, that's why he always wears a hat too, to cover his eyes, like he's not a scary looking guy when his hat is covering his eyes and he's got the beard going, he looks like a normal guy, but then you pop those


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[Assistant] Peepers open and he's uh, crazy. Here's the thing with Adam Gase that always makes me wonder.


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[Assistant] Why did Peyton Manning love him so much? Was he as an office coordinator just getting him water? And it was like, whatever you need Peyton, like I will just let you do your thing because they made him seem to be a genius and he clearly was not.


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[Assistant] Peyton Manning had to have someone give him bad ideas so that he could be like, no, that's wrong. We're going to do it my way. And so he, it was like a win win for him. I remember a story Peyton Manning when he was like 15, a coach was like, we lost because


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[Assistant] You know, Peyton wasn't listening and then Peyton fired back at the coach and said, no, we lost because you don't know what you're doing.


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[Assistant] This weekend I took a bunch of games. I took the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Uh, to win, I bet against the football team they're, they're missing half their team.


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[Assistant] I bet a lot, I bet against a lot of teams this weekend because I'm excited. There's always, you know, there's parlays, there's many combinations. I would, in those teams that are missing players, I take the under, there's just, there's not going to be much scoring in these games. So again,


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[Assistant] Well, Joe Judge might be able to top him on that, cause he's coming back for a third season. A third season!


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[Assistant] Also, the best part about Hugh Jackson was the city of Cleveland held an Owen 16 parade for him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but no, I would say Cleveland's word. Rob Chudinsky was there. Eric Mangina, uhm. The man genius. Yeah, uhm. What was his name? Pat Shermer. Pat Shermer was the head coach. He's never proved himself. Mike Petten. Who else? Mike Petten. Oh my gosh, we're bringing out names.


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[Assistant] Or do the jets have the worst line of effect?


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Butch Davis. Retread from Miami, Butch Davis. Chris Palmer, I forgot he existed. 5 and 27 record. Chris Palmer. And Bill Belichick.


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[Assistant] Right, and these, the ones up there, those belong to the Ravens. Like, Marty Schottenheimer was a drive away from the Super Bowl. And those aren't even Brown coaches. Those are Ravens coaches, if you ask me. Ravens coaches?


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[Assistant] So, so wait, after his meeting with Arthur Blank, like, so he showed up with a box from Kinko's with those laminated cards in there, and he just walked out and was like, alright.


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[Assistant] Yes. And his girlfriend, I think he left, I think he left his mistress at the scene or something for her to do the police report. Like he was such a pig. And then he, I think he tried to tell her like, Hey, I wasn't here. You were just driving your motorcycle on your own. That's registered to me. Oh, Bobby.


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[Assistant] If he's number two, I gotta know who's number one.


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[Assistant] This is like Festivus. We're just, we're just touching the Festivus poll of all the great Urban Meyer moments. Mine is that he called his assistant coaches losers.


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[Assistant] When he had a 2-11 record in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Well that's like my wife when she calls me a dumbass. I'm like, well that makes you Mrs. Dumbass.


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[Assistant] Maybe Shad Khan, yeah, maybe Shad Khan called in a favor from Josh Lambeau. He's like, oh, you're abusing our players? No money for you. No, I actually saw that, like, like, because


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. He's got a master class on leadership. Wow. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] So I'm just gonna quote Tree for the rest of the show. Anytime I cuss, I'm gonna be like, well Tree said it, so I'm just quoting him.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm sure there's some nuggets of wisdom in there that can be torn to shreds.


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[Assistant] He's, he's awesome. Oh, oh, before we get to the, actually this made me think of this. The Chiefs are playing tonight. Jackson Mahomes, God.


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[Assistant] By a restaurant for apparently, uh, rolling in with like a party of 15 and they were like, no dude, we can't seat you. Like, chill out. We don't care who you are. One thing that stuck out to me in that letter was they said, we survived a pandemic. We will survive your ego.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's like, bruh, stop with the TikTok. I'm trying to play the footballs. And his wife, he's gotta tell his wife, stop twerking with our baby in your uterus, please, on camera. Honey, stop.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Yes. He, I guess he can't, you know, he's at practice. He doesn't have time to rein his brother in.


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[Assistant] They also told him to stop dancing on memorials. Like, I was like, that was deeply personal, that letter. Whoever wrote that, it sa- it read like-


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[Assistant] Alright, who you got tonight in tonight's game? Actually, I might bet on the Chiefs just for fun, cause you just showed that list of players that are out. No Jared Cook. No Mike Williams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, it's hard to bet a division game too, cause you never know what's gonna happen. You never know. A division game on a Thursday should probably just stay away. But, if you're gonna bet.


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[Assistant] I feel like, uh, the ugly stripper at, you know, lunchtime cause I got $3.99.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you fail your rubric, yes, you have to buy packer stock or dress like Gardner Minshew.


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[Assistant] I've got a real quarterback and you can't take him away. You cannot take him away. He already passed his physical. I got photos of the physical. I've studied on myself.


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson looks good. Head to toe, baby. Khalil Mack, this is kinda weird.


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[Assistant] The, the Bears, they got a rookie quarterback, right? What do you do when you have your rookie quarterback? You spend money on all of your other players and their positions, except Chicago's like, we got to get rid of our best edge rusher and probably our best wide receiver. So Justin Fields.


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[Assistant] I am sorry, I'm not sure the bears know what they're doing.


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[Assistant] Shaving Kansas City in my chest, not a question. I'm just waiting for my hair to get nice and thick so it's good. Oh, okay. Uh, I gotta do the Combine, the Combine challenge. And I've been having trouble securing like a location to shoot it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I could do it janky style and, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Call security. I'm just saying, uh, it might be janky once I get it put together. If that's unacceptable, let me know now.


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[Assistant] I mean, part of me wants to say yes, just to keep him from going to the chargers, cause I don't want him to have nice things.


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[Assistant] I also know every time you really start to buy into the Chargers, something bad happens to them. Uh, so I'm not too worried about it. I'm also keeping my heart open for Vaughn Miller, uh, who could be coming back to the Broncos.


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[Assistant] And I think there's an underrated guy in Hasan Reddick who will be available in free agency.


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[Assistant] Dude, I watched Khalil Mack, uh, get five sacks in a game going against Michael Schofield, who basically ended his time with the Broncos.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Maxwell. Thank you, Maxwell. I couldn't remember if that was the Chris Harris Jr. Interception game or not.


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[Assistant] Carson Wentz, the weird like reports about him.


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[Assistant] Quote, hard to coach or did not take too hard coaching well?


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[Assistant] And he's going to Ross Rivera, who's one of the harder ass coaches in the league. So I don't know how that fits. And just some advice for Carson Wentz because, uh, he did actually play better last year for the Colts than he did the year before for the Eagles. So it's stronger.


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[Assistant] But if I'm Carson wins, uh, do not look up what happened to the last guy that got traded to the Washington football team that plays quarterback. Because it is the worst thing.


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[Assistant] There are some pretty damn good quarterbacks coming up in this draft. This is an underrated draft for quarterbacks, guys. And let me tell you why. Malik Willis. Love what he brings to the game. Carson Strong, best arm telling I've seen in years. Matt Corral could be the sleeper that I need.


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[Assistant] Because I thought Rogers, if he decided to leave Green Bay, that the Broncos legitimately had the best shot to get him.


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson, like, it's been one of those names that's kinda been linked to Denver, but not the way Aaron Rodgers has, and I'm talking about, like, local media, I'm talking, like, it's a thing here, it's constant.


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[Assistant] Wilson was a little bit like the Broncos but like Russell Wilson was linked to the Broncos in a way where if Russell Wilson really wants to be traded


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[Assistant] The Broncos would definitely try to pursue him. Not like Russell Wilson would like to go to the Broncos, so.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, we're going to give Russell Wilson every, we're not the Packers, we're going to give him every piece of ammo he needs to succeed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was going to ask you, Scooter, because they're also apparently listening to trade offers for Lyle Collins. That was today.


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[Assistant] So they have free to play pools for, you know, states that don't got the legal sports bettons and you can still do fantasy. You got basketball, baseball is going to happen. So I'm sure, I'm sure. Oh, you bet on baseball.


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[Assistant] It's about what, what criminal charges are going to actually stick, I think is, is what's happening Friday.


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[Assistant] And apparently there aren't, I mean, there's, he hasn't been charged.


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[Assistant] 10 complaints against him have been filed with the Houston Police Department. So, uh, and those range from misdemeanors to felonies that is, you know, the sexual assault charge is the big one. So it's kinda, I think Friday,


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[Assistant] They could determine which one of those they think, after the grand jury hears it, uh, are valid and then he might be charged.


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[Assistant] Those might be cleared, and then it might just be the civil cases after that, which is a little bit, it's still not good, but.


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[Assistant] I know mine, but I'm just saying. It's when Scooter did Scooter Elway and really just kinda half-assed it.


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[Assistant] I just posted a video today about, uh, basically everything we talked about in this episode, so make sure you watch it.


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[Assistant] That's aw- so I wanna remind a little bit, so you have-


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[Assistant] You get to select, like, you have your wish, right? Like, what made you think of the draft and announcing the pick? Like, where did that come from? I mean, that's like a special thing and I find it interesting. Like, what gave you the idea to do that?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, you, you looked at, I mean, I, I, I mean, I was excited at home watching, you know, Tree and I were streaming, of course getting K-Von Thibodeau, but the fans at home, we felt the way that you were acting on the stage because we, everyone, all the Giants fans were overjoyed that we stole K-Von Thibodeau at five.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lyons took Hutchinson, I was like, oh boy, like this is getting even better cause you're looking at the draft and you're like, what do these teams need? And then when, you know, uh, I think, uh, who wanted-


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[Assistant] When the Jets, when the Jets just did us a solid and was like, here, let me just hand cave on to Sam. I want to know, uh, so you, you didn't know anything right until they hand you the placards. Like you have no clue what's


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[Assistant] So, is that why there are so many leaks? Like, I saw so many people there know what the pic is. When we were watching it at home, like, five, eight minutes in advance, people were chatting and tweeting out about the pic. Oh yeaah. Is that why the leaks were so bad? Like, people were just finding out information beforehand? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, Bob. Oh, one segway is like, okay, so you're on stage, you're dancing with Kayvon. What's Kayvon like?


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[Assistant] You know, also one little quick note, don't get me to like, start liking Roger Goodell, cause he's, he sounds good to me now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what, what's funny was, uh, Tree, when, during our stream was like, oh, you just drafted Tibido. He's like, you guys messed up. You should have taken Neil there. I was like, look.


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[Assistant] There's only one pick sandwich in between seven. It's like an Iguanu and Neowilder available. So we were gonna get either one. I was happy with either one. So I was, I was thrilled. I knew that after we took Tibido that was a smart thing to do. Tibido was the only one that could have gone at six.


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[Assistant] Thanks, Sam. That was awesome, guys. Great interview. Good get. Yeah, let's go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can't have a player drown.


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[Assistant] Scooter was the high school senior saying, maybe I'll stop by. Maybe I'll stop by.


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[Assistant] Right? We already, we already revealed the answer for that. Oh yeah, the answer was no. What? What? No. What? No. You look more, you would look more out of place in a strip club than common sense on Twitter. Like, it would just be like, it's not there. What is going on? It's just not, doesn't exist. Alright, I gotta ask you.


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[Assistant] Was there, who was the most famous person there? And were you able to meet them?


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[Assistant] A little bit of bacon. Probably a little bit of bacon. Roast beef. Touch of shampoo. Touch of shampoo. Lot of balls on it.


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[Assistant] I think they recovered nicely, uhm, to get the Packers fans back in their good graces after day one.


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[Assistant] Gets a lot of negative attention because of how, you know, his tenuous relationship with A-Raj, but I think that guy knows what he's doing. So, uh, he did it. He ended up doing a good job.


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[Assistant] It was great. Like it was an A minus. I'll just start with the grade to begin with because I thought it was solid. You really couldn't complain. Everything after Neil and Thibodeaux was gravy.


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[Assistant] Little perplexed by Wondale Robinson in the next round. They continue to trade back and trade back.


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[Assistant] There seemed like there was more talent at wide receiver.


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[Assistant] I was not angry with the pick, but you know, cause Sterling Shepard's on the way out most likely. I mean, we had a receiver core that.


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[Assistant] Uh, this guy, uh, as you do, as you do, as they do, we picked up a couple of defensive backs, you know, an LSU corner, we need a corner. Bradbury's probably done. They're probably going to cut them because they won't be able to trade them. Um,


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[Assistant] A little perplexing too that we took a tight end Bellinger when in the second round. He's raw too. You could have had McBride or somebody, the best tight end off the board.


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[Assistant] But they wait, you know, I wouldn't say waste the pick, they took Wondell Brown.


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[Assistant] And then, you know, a couple more defensive. We have 10 picks. Like, it's really hard to mess up. Some of these guys might not even make the squad, but uhm, I thought it was overall is a good draft. It, it, it signaled that we're doing things smart again and no longer ghetto-minning. That's all that matters. Which is unfortunate.


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[Assistant] No, what the, yeah, what the plan is, is to get more production at wide receiver out of Thomas. So that way, you know, if he doubles up or triples his touchdown output next year, then it just looks like maybe Neil catch a couple as well. Eligible receivers.


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[Assistant] I know that he was really excited to be in New York. He was after it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well he does look like an average- he looks like he's ready to sell you insurance, Daniel Jones.


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[Assistant] That dude's a stud. Dulcet, you got lucky. I was surprised that the Giants didn't take him. I was a little ticked off. We need, we need a time. I, I thought that y'all had a great draft because before the draft, you fired Pat Shermer. That was the greatest move that you could have made. All our offensive players are better this year because of that.


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[Assistant] You know, the, the Eagles fans hate Howie Roseman. I figured he would Howie Roseman his way, but he's worse with pre-agents and training and trades. So, I mean, they had a good draft. I would not say that. I wouldn't say that I'm a.


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[Assistant] Said about it, I don't care about what the other teams do. I care about what my team does and they got better. With that being said, can we close the show out by saying which team do you think had the best draft and which team do you think had the worst draft?


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[Assistant] Next week. Wait, we're not gonna tell, hey, uh, Tree and I are streaming the Rangers- Penguins game on the dumpster fire.


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[Assistant] Sports betting with DraftKings for college basketball.


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[Assistant] land his prediction. Tom the season with the Tampa


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[Assistant] All right, I don't believe in him. Y'all can have all the pieces you want. You can sign Trey Sermon from the practice. You could do all that, but the end of the day.


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[Assistant] Are we saying the bears are literally going to be, there's no way the bears are going to be worse than the Jaguars. Let's just put it like that. How is that possible?


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[Assistant] We have, Micah Parsons alone might have more turnovers than other teams. Have y'all been? Look.


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[Assistant] Mika is built differently. This man is on something. I don't know if it's legal or not. I have faith that Mika Parsons


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[Assistant] 15 interceptions this year and he would give up less.


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[Assistant] You're going to get lucky. We've had a lockdown cornerback. We've had that on our team. It didn't really help us out. People didn't throw it. Byron Jones. Byron Jones, you look at all the stats, the advanced stats. This man was locking down his opponent 90, 95% of the time.


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[Assistant] Who is Tyre Phillips? Tyree Phillips?


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[Assistant] With approximately $175,000 in cap savings.


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[Assistant] But then they just get you on the technicality, you just fumble all the time.


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[Assistant] Josh Dobbs I think is going to surprise a lot of people.


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[Assistant] And three swap picks. So it looks like the Cavs got themselves a nice little lineup that can contend now in the East for the next four to five.


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[Assistant] Utah. Utah actually is a team that is used to winning a lot. Like I saw a stat that said


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[Assistant] Utah has only had 5 losing seasons in 40 years.


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[Assistant] We got Paulo Boncaro. He's going to be a beast as well, but everyone is going.


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[Assistant] Chat, help us come up with a punishment for five. It has to be reasonable.


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[Assistant] Have any of you guys been punched like this in real life? Ever? In your life?


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[Assistant] Is Antonio Brown worth the problems? Because here's the thing. We know this. If you have talent in the NFL.


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[Assistant] Teams will find a way to keep you on the roster. I'm looking at you Texans, I'm looking at you.


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[Assistant] If you have talent, teams find a way to keep you on the team.


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[Assistant] Making mistake after mistake after mistake after mistake. It's just like, bro, when is it gonna click for you? Because for the rest of us, it's already clicked. We can't make any of them.


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[Assistant] Why the heck is the NFL making it a point to crack down?


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[Assistant] Is this a taunt? Right, you're running around, you see. Is this a taunt? 15 yards?


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[Assistant] Do you think that if Green Bay is blowing someone out, we will see a steady diet of Jordan up this year?


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[Assistant] That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we're talking about Timothy Tebow. He was CUT!


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[Assistant] Let me stop you, let me stop you right there. Let me stop you right there. Because... I am a Christian!


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[Assistant] Okay guys, I don't know if you knew this, I'm a Christian, Tim Tebow's a Christian. A lot of people, some, some people were going on Twitter. That's why he's in shape, CrossFit, got it. Exactly. Some people were going on Twitter and actually saying,


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[Assistant] He was cut for being an outspoken Christian. Which I as a Christian had to say, hold up, hold up, there's a time when we need to pull this card, there's a time when we will need to activate, and this is not the time. He's just garbage at tight end. That's it.


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[Assistant] Let's say for things that matter. Tim Tebow did not get cut because he was an outspoken Christian, people. Come on now.


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[Assistant] Let's think. You just heard what Five said. You heard the description. Okay? It's not cause he's an outspoken Christian. But, that begs the question.


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[Assistant] And you can play any position right now in football. Any position in the National Football League. H-back. Full-back.


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[Assistant] I think he actually could be a long snapper now. Jacksonville might need to...


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[Assistant] Not Tebow's fault, like no one here is faulting Tebow. If you want to do something in life, go for your dream. Go try your hardest. Every time it might not succeed, but at least you tried and at least Tebow tried and a lot of people are proud that he even tried.


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[Assistant] I think that speaks to a larger issue where even as content creators, we have to think about this as well. We have to always be evolving our talents. Even the show.


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[Assistant] Hey, you might not, you might have been a speed burner to come in, but now you gotta learn how to run routes a little bit better, cause you're not that fast.


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[Assistant] I honestly think it's gonna end up being Washington's football team. Like, they had it last year, there's so much already going on. What is gonna beat it? What is gonna beat Washington?


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[Assistant] I would like that. I would like that. It would be kind of transcendent upon like teams and sports leagues.


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[Assistant] Lucky you. There we go. We're looking at a dry stream today. Team Magruder, I appreciate you guys.


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[Assistant] Listen, we got the travel vlog episode one dropping next week. Okay. 4K goodness. 4K.


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[Assistant] From there, it looks like nothing's happening with Ben Simmons. We're gonna have to do an NBA trade video, or NBA free agency video next week sometime. Just be on the lookout, okay? Be on the lookout.


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[Assistant] Four plungers for the bald man punishment this week. I've got three back here. There's a big pile. Back there, Eli Apple.


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[Assistant] Yep, we miss him here in New York.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, this is Super Bowl week. It's finally here. We are...


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[Assistant] Two days or whatever out from the big event, the culmination.


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[Assistant] Of a championship in the league that we all love and follow. So what we're gonna do, we're just gonna count down the minutes until Super Bowl 56 by just sitting here in silence until it happens.


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[Assistant] Is it legal to refer to it as the Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] Can we make a prop bet? Will we see Cooper cups actual cup? At some point. My over under on that is like minus six.


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[Assistant] Online. Alright, Tom had a punishment.


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[Assistant] To reset this, uh, the, the punishment was Tom had to watch the Kevin James Sean Payton movie and then make a video essay on it or whatever. Video report. So Tom, why don't you, uh, set it up and tell us what you thought of the movie?


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[Assistant] Try to punish me, I am Teflon, okay? Listen, somebody just bought a super sticker too. That movie looks so bad. So bad.


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[Assistant] Thank you for saving us the time. Major spoiler alerts. Don't.


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[Assistant] What about Bostonitis? Was that kid any good in the movie?


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[Assistant] What's the worst movie that you've ever seen in a theater?


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[Assistant] That I've never seen, like Lobster Smith or whatever, whoever, uh, there's some lobster guy played by Thomas Hayden Church and it was so out of place, like it was really bad. Even Mila, Mila Jovovich, who's still hot by the way, but even her middle-aged hotness could not save that movie.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's actually get into some Super Bowl predictions. I know we're talking about entertainment because there's really nothing else to talk about. We're winding down to the end of the year.


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[Assistant] We will have a show where we analyze the Super Bowl and then we'll talk about all of our teams, the all off season up, leading up to the draft. But I got some, I got a list of items that we can predict here and we're gonna start with this one. Who is going, would y'all stop? Would y'all seriously stop with the punishment?


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[Assistant] I know Scooter's here, y'all can try to, Scooter missed two weeks in a row, punish him in absentia.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, uh, who's gonna win this? Who's gonna win the Super Bowl MVP? Who's it by points for?


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[Assistant] Fine. Fine. Whatever. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl MVP? Who's gonna hit the gritty?


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[Assistant] during the Super Bowl, prob


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[Assistant] I mean, that's the, that's where the smart money is. There's such a bias towards quarterback in the Super Bowl, you know, um, tree.


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[Assistant] He deserves it. I think, uh, I'm gonna...


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[Assistant] Go with your answer, I think Joe Burrow. If Cincinnati wins, even if Burrow has an awful game, he still wins the MVP because there's just nobody else. They're not going to give it to a wide receiver. Has that even ever happened? A wide receiver. Julian Edelman.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, Julian Edelman, one of the least deserving, suitable MVPs of all time. Uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm not really upset about Odell leaving. Like, you know, I was upset when the trade happened, but we actually got a return for him. Cleveland got nothing for him. They got like a compensatory


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[Assistant] You know, like, I don't even think so. I don't think they got anything for him. They just had to eat his... They're paying him to be a ram! Alright, who's gonna have the most rushing yards?


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[Assistant] I gotta put modern egg man. What? Yeah. Dr. Robotnik. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to be Dr. Robotnik. Come on now.


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[Assistant] Dr. Moreau. Don't just name involved people. Golly.


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[Assistant] So now, he's gonna run a couple options, he's gonna scramble, he's gonna run, he's gonna accumulate like 75 rushing yards. They're not gonna be able to run with Joe Mixon, so they're gonna just have to sell out and give it to the young stud, Joe Burrow, who's gonna rush for like 80 yards and that'll be it.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's your hot, hot, hot take coming in hotter than, uhm, Apple turnovers.


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[Assistant] Cosplay has grew. Come on now. As Johnny Sins. I do have, uh.


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[Assistant] You have influence on yinzers everywhere throwing stuff at their TV.


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[Assistant] So Jamar Chase, Jamar Chase is going to throw it probably left handed. He's going to be like Odell, like I'm better than you at everything. You went to LSU, I went to LSU, but here's the thing. Uh, Joe Burrow is going to lead the team.


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[Assistant] In receiving yards, probably gonna catch 200 receiving yards just because nothing. Just the fact that the Bengals are here makes no sense and the fact that


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[Assistant] Uhm, nothing I say makes any sense, either Joe Burrow with, uh, 200 receiving yards, uh, and maybe a pair of touchdowns. Okay.


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[Assistant] Most turnovers in the game. This is just a team pick here. You don't have to say a specific player turning the ball over because we all know it's Matthew Stafford, but which team is going to turn over the ball the most in this game?


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[Assistant] I think they'll get him open. I think they'll pick, um, Ramsey a lot. You know, if they try to man up, I think Jamar Chase will get open for sure. They try to pull that shit.


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[Assistant] You said a bad word. Oh, pull that sniff.


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[Assistant] By the way, strip sack sounds very sexual. I don't know why, it just, it sounds a little, a little bonk, a little alert right there.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, which fringe celebrities do you think you will see? Like, name an obscure celebrity you think will be highlighted that doesn't warrant being shown.


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[Assistant] On the TV that will be there at the Super Bowl. And you're just like, oh, that guy's here.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom, who's the most, least deserving, uhm, celebrity that will be seen on TV on Super Bowl Sunday? During the game, during the broadcast, not in commercial.


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[Assistant] Who's, who's broadcasting the game?


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[Assistant] NBC, so it'd be like some show that the, what are the shows that are on NBC? This is us.


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[Assistant] Hologram Tupac's gonna be there. That's a great one as well. Listen, as a serious, uhm, answer, you know Leo DiCaprio's gonna be there.


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[Assistant] Oh, yes, yes, a few, a few. Like in, when Vegas, uh, when Washington won the Stanley Cup in Vegas, there was that young lady who placed her thingies on the glass. You don't really- Yeah, that's the adult video awards. Yes, they were. Bonk, everyone!


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[Assistant] Bonk. Uhm, I also think, uh, a fringe celebrity could be Scooter Magruder.


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[Assistant] It would be cool to say like Mark Rover or somebody gets on.


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[Assistant] Five points in a Harambe suit. I would totally do that. If the Bengals win, I would wear a gorilla outfit. I would do the whole stream in a Harambe suit. If the Bengals actually win or lose, that would be hilarious. Uhm, alright, let's talk about the halftime show now.


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[Assistant] How cringe do you think, what, like, what, if any, which of one of the five acts here will deliver the most cringe during the halftime show? We've got an all-star lineup. We've got Snoop Dogg, is that Mary J. Blige, uh, Dr. Dre, Eminem,


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[Assistant] And uhm, Kendrick Lamar. Oh yeaah. This is the hardest


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[Assistant] Superbowl halftime show ever. Like, this is straight out. I'm, I'm disappointed Cube is not gonna be there, but you know, we could have had two thirds of NWA. Little upset.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna vote for the white guy to mess it up. Eminem is gonna do something like trip on stage because he's got, he took too much Vicodin before going on.


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[Assistant] How high do you think Snoop Dogg will be? Like, I think, I guarantee that he wears sunglasses on screen, so on the, on stage, so you just can't see how amazingly blazed he is. That's the way I think it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can't have scantily clad hot Latinas on the screen because Karen at home would doth protest.


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, okay, so, you know, that section wasn't all that great.


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[Assistant] Next thing is, who are the good commercials?


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[Assistant] Where do you think a good commercial will come from? Which brand do you think?


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[Assistant] There's definitely, I like this, there's definitely going to be some cringe crypto commercials on like a $2,000 budget with some guy that's yelling, BitConnect! Oh, you remember that dot com boom, they had this really awful


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[Assistant] Right, we're installing a new factory in Botswana, but here's our commercial about sustainability.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is not on the agenda. What's the best Super Bowl commercial that you can, I know what mine is, but what is the best Super Bowl commercial in your memory?


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[Assistant] Or remember when Ali, what's her name, the hot chick caught Doritos in her mouth? You don't remember that one?


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, last, nope, okay, we're gonna do our laundry list items and then we will give our official Super Bowl predictions at the end, so don't leave us yet.


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[Assistant] For Ben Simmons and then Ben Simmons is going to be traded for some other garbage in the future. Like it's just like the NBA has this group cadre of ex of MVP level players that hate their teams and hate the cities that they go to and just get traded.


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[Assistant] Probably, I'm surprised that Hardin didn't end up on the Laker somehow, or that LeBron's Mystique is gone.


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[Assistant] It doesn't really have to do much. Former number one overall pick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw that Jurassic Park trailer today. We're not allowed to cuss. Go Raptors. Anyways. I got a Raptor.


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[Assistant] Did you know anything about that guy? Like the whole Jesse Owens thing? Like, you know, like he wouldn't even show up. Like he was such, he was a terrible, terrible person.


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[Assistant] I would just love to eat dinner with Harambe. Like he would have some great insight for me personally. He would just, he would enlighten me fully, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe Buddha, you know, things like, people like that, but, you know.


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[Assistant] And Michael Jackson, of course, would be kind of funny because he'd just be like, I'd ask him all about the hyperbaric change.


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[Assistant] He's yelling at the waiter, of course, because his food's not there on time. He's like, I came back from the afterlife for this. And he's like, my strudel is not cooked properly.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was just bizarre. And he doubled down on like his explanation for a while. Yea, and then he apologized. Yea, he apologized because he was probably...


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[Assistant] Uh, NFL held a town hall where Goodell basically, you know,


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[Assistant] Yes, and we are now demonetized because you can't even say that guy's name without getting demonetized.


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[Assistant] And said that, uh, yes, no, the NFL hired the firm that's going to investigate and ultimately it doesn't matter what the investigation is because the findings cannot be released without Dan Snyder's explicit permission even though he is the main, uhm,


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[Assistant] The person being accused of the nasty things, which we also can't say, actually if we say things like


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[Assistant] That's probably what will get us demonetized before we say a historical figure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought that was really funny that, you know, the NFL and investigations just don't go well.


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[Assistant] Brandon, with that Toronto Raptors hat, I gotta ask you, why aren't you in the convoy right now at the U.S. Canada border? That was what you look like currently. I don't even know what you're talking about. Yep, you don't even know. Go Raptors.


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[Assistant] ManningCast is coming back. It's been renewed. I wish they would put it on YouTube or another platform so they could just ball out Cuss. Uh, I think that would make it so much better if that could happen.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uh, so who's put together the group, the Media Mogul, the uhm, the, uh, what's his name? Byron Allen?


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[Assistant] Yes, Byron Allen is rumored to be making a play for the team. Uh, that could be, uh, unprecedented. You could have the first.


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[Assistant] Black owner in the fraternity of the NFL.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I mean, just having that much control. We've been overlooking this control for a long time. The dude controls the weather. I love the radar feature on the Weather Channel app. So if he, if he owns Denver Broncos, I'm actually for it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So does Bolin's daughter just not have the money to, to do that?


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[Assistant] She's just trying to sue because she's Pat Boland's daughter, right? She's just like, I, this is my birthright, even though.


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[Assistant] Alright, final tidbit item before we get into our official Super Bowl predictions is the NFL to play a game in Munich. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm, I'm into it because remember the, the, what is it, the Frankfurt, uh, World League team was pretty good. I would love them.


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[Assistant] Yes, the Galaxy. I'd love for them to play a game in Bartholona. That would be a good game.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I think the more they expand a little bit more eastward into Europe would be a good thing for the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll hit that. Uh, little, a little critique. It's supposed to be at night. So, but fair enough, he's out in El- wherever he is. That looked like California. And he did hit the Elway smile.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you guys edit it off and I'll make it. We'll play it again for him when he returns next week unless he gets called out to, you know, do something else that famous people do. Uhm, alright, it's time now for our official


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[Assistant] Super Bowl predictions. If you're gonna go bet, bet on DraftKings.com, uh, official betting partner of


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[Assistant] The NFL and the Super Bowl, we can say it. We can actually legally say it. Uhm, Brandon.


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[Assistant] Official Super Bowl prediction, which you've probably made or changed now.


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[Assistant] Sound sexual, again, strip sack. Robot! What is the final...


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[Assistant] I think here's another hot take. I think Joe Burrow will personally win the Super Bowl. Like it won't be Bengals 31.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Rams 28, it'll be Joe Burrow, 31, 28, after he gets the most rushing yards, after he gets the most receiving yards. No, I am picking the Bengals, cause every year I pick the favorite, it always messes up, like last year,


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[Assistant] Tampa somehow won, I don't know. That was awful. This year, nobody really, I mean, nobody's going to be upset whoever wins though. I am with tree. I would hate to see Stan Kronke lift the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're still not supposed to cuss, but anyways.


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[Assistant] Let's go, bangles 31, rams 28 because just like robot said, nothing makes sense anymore. Okay. Let's do the countdown. I think we know who won this time. Start thinking about.


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[Assistant] Uh, Rob Ott, how much money did you make?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have a lot to choose from here.


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[Assistant] Well what if we do something dependent on the outcome of the game? Like, if- Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, then I wouldn't have time to get it done. I wouldn't have time to order.


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[Assistant] That's true. Whatever it is. So you gotta make the decision now. I guess it would be either humiliating or glorious. So.


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[Assistant] Pernna chair? What is that? Oh. We should interview Pernna's chair. Look at the hemorrhoid pillow that he's got on there, by the way.


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[Assistant] It does look comfy. Like he's got the doughnut pillow down there for his uh, his hemorrhoids. Okay. Are we gonna make a decision so we can cut the show?


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[Assistant] I have a video on what gets a head coach fired in the NFL. Like what specific things can a coach that a coach does that gets their asses fired?


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[Assistant] Outta here! There's certain traits that every fired coach displays and these are the ones that happen. So there you go.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, there's been another Antonio Brown thing. Kill me.


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[Assistant] And that man is a Super Bowl champion and I am still dying on the inside.


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[Assistant] You're the only signed AP because all your running backs are injured. All right. Penny's terrible. Chris Carson's out for the year.


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[Assistant] DJ Does Dallas is like kind of there. So they need somebody to take carries and AP still wants to take carries. So bring an AP.


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[Assistant] James Franklin got extended for 10 years I can't wait for Penn State fans to bitch about how bad his offenses are. Ted Lasso got that extension.


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[Assistant] They meet them for seven minutes and then they leave at the hotel. And there's a lot of clashing between them. It's like the really ugly relationship at Thanksgiving where they all are like on different sides of the political spectrum. They can agree on nothing. There's no compromise. There's no argument. A lot of yelling and a lot of, uh,


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[Assistant] uh, minimums for players. They want uh, salary floors. They want less in revenue sharing for the smaller leagues. They're worried about competitive balance or like keeping teams centralized for the players. The owners like are worried because 2020 they bled a lot of money.


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[Assistant] They was more, it was easier for them to just cancel the season instead of even playing because they've lost, like some teams lost over a hundred million dollars. So there's a lot of factors like playoffs, uh, CBA, uh, uh, it got free agent rights, arbitration. So there are a bunch of different things they need to handle. It might be a long time.


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[Assistant] So, uh, so it's doubtful that they get anything done, so nothing's delayed.


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[Assistant] That must really suck if they're gonna lose in the NFC Championship again this year.


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[Assistant] High jump, baby. High jump. Most athletic thing I've ever done. It was terrifying.


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[Assistant] I think chaos will reign supreme and unfortunately the Cowboys win. I really want the Saints to win though, but they're not. They're going to get blown.


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[Assistant] You count my 500 a couple months ago, you count this if you want to.


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[Assistant] a guy who usually doesn't for sports ball, had a stu I just scrambled to fix up he wasn't able to he pr I also did Raiders Cowboy a few hours ago. Yes, I I'm writing a couple video


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[Assistant] He stole Randy Gregory from us single-handedly. Give it up for Brandon Perna. Brandon!


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[Assistant] Ah, simpler times, simpler times, simpler days. Joining us as well, your favorite yinzer, representing the Pittsburgh Steelers. Will they win more than four games this season?


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[Assistant] This might be one of the most hardworking individuals on the internet, period. Not even sports, just like period. This man is overworked, underfunded, donate to him. Tom Grassi.


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[Assistant] This man signed with the Rams. Rapid thoughts, quick fire, tree, look like you're pondering something. What do you think this move is? Is this a good move, bad move?


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[Assistant] Why will we go for Bobby Wagner? Because you can never have enough depth. Leighton van der Esch is coming off one of his worst seasons ever. Only a one year deal. But.


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[Assistant] The Rams could have it out after two or three years. It's looking like the Amari Cooper style contract. Uh, five. Bobby Wagner gets a bath. What are we thinking?


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[Assistant] We know someone who's watched a lot of Von Miller play, that would be Brandon Perna. Do you like this as a replacement for, uh, for Von?


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[Assistant] Let's take a step back from this. I wanna see and get your guys thoughts on this, okay? To me, this move signals that the Rams are going for gold again. To me, it's like they're just rinsing repeat


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[Assistant] Move your chips all in. Does this move signify the same thing to you? And should more teams be doing this?


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[Assistant] Going for gold! Why not? Why aren't the Cowboys pushing all their chips in? Why is it just the Rams?


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[Assistant] Do you guys honestly think, cause I'm biased, I don't know. I need you guys to be honest with me. Are the Cowboys close?


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[Assistant] To me, it's always yes. To me, it's like, we should be doing what the Rams are doing. Honest. I need your honest opinion. I will not know otherwise. Tom, are you serious? We're not close?


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[Assistant] But five, Brandon, could the Cowboys stumble their way? I need some honesty because I'm biased. My whole Twitter is pro Cowboys. Bring me some honesty. Can we stumble?


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[Assistant] One of the punishments for Brandon Perna was to shave WHAT into your chest, Brandon? What? Can we get a reminder of the punishment?


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[Assistant] It's gonna catch on fire right now. Can we get some W's in the chat for the Attempted Chest Hair Shave? We're gonna move on though.


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[Assistant] That is neither here nor there. We have a show and we're going to keep this show going. Bruce Arians recently said, I am done. Okay. Antonio Brown did enough to me. I don't want to have to deal with players anymore. I'm going into upper management.


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[Assistant] Rapid thoughts. Was this a forced step down, first of all? Any conspiracy theories? Tom, you look like you wanna say something.


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[Assistant] You're saying the Brady brand rubbed Bruce Arians the wrong way? That's why I couldn't walk.


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[Assistant] Purna, conspiracy theory or just, he didn't want to coj, he's putting his time, he just wants to do other stuff. What are we thinking?


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[Assistant] That is fair. That is fair. Speaking of, Todd Bowles, Blackhead coach. We have another one. Byron Lethwich!


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[Assistant] Uh, not a head coach though. A lot of people were saying that they saw Byron Leftwich. Byron Leftwich should have been the head coach. Byron Leftwich should have been the one to take over. What are we thinking in regards to this?


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[Assistant] Can someone fix that? This does bring the total of African American coaches to two now with Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers. Uh, actually, personally, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] So, I think things are trending upwards. We move on!


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[Assistant] Uhm, we're gonna move on though. Some of you guys don't know this, but this week, one of our own, Tom Grassi, has an interview set up.


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[Assistant] Talk amongst ourselves as a group, as a unit.


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[Assistant] And help Tom come up with some questions for his interview.


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[Assistant] So basically, you had a relationship, you maintained that relationship, you're interviewing the president of the Green Bay Packers on Monday.


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[Assistant] All of us need to come up with one question that we want to ask the president of the Green Bay Packers. For Tom. Through Tom. My question is this. Uhm.


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[Assistant] It has to be obviously related to the Dallas Cowboys. So, I would ask him.


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[Assistant] If you guys are in the conference championship against the Dallas Cowboys, what do you think the score would be? That is my question, personally, from me. I would like the Packers president to answer that.


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[Assistant] Meet your money players. These teams don't care about you like they think, like you think they do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but guys, if there are any questions that you want, let us know in chat, and we'll see if we can have topics.


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[Assistant] Guys, we're gonna keep this going for a couple more minutes, so make sure to get your questions on, questions in, uh, then we're gonna move on. So we're gonna do this about two to three more minutes.


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[Assistant] Get your questions in. Tom is interviewing the president of the Packers on Monday. What should he ask him? Let us know.


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[Assistant] Oh, here's a question. Here's a question. I would actually like you to ask this. Which player, uhm, which player does he regret not taking?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but even like just like, I know from a president standpoint, Jerry Jones is telling you all day which player he wishes Randy Moss. We wish we would have got Randy Moss.


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[Assistant] We're gonna continue though, we got some laundry list items to take care of, some more rapid fire things. Beginning with!


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[Assistant] Malcolm Jenkins retires. What will his legacy be? Tree.


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[Assistant] What will you remember most about Malcolm Jenkins? Two Super Bowls.


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[Assistant] Is Malcolm Jenkins a top 10 safety of all time?


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[Assistant] Okay, chat, let us know. Malcolm Jenkins, Hall of Fame. Type yes or no.


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[Assistant] Top 30? Someone says they're top 50 safety in the comments. Okay, next laundry list item.


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[Assistant] Uh, as Brandon is getting ready to destroy his stadium, the Bills are getting a new stadium.


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[Assistant] The public cost of new Buffalo Bill Stadium will top 1 billion over lease.


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[Assistant] Any punishment for Deshaun Watson. NFL saying look, we gotta wait and see. Wait and see approach.


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[Assistant] Interesting. They have not taken this approach with other players. Tom, what are your thoughts here? I don't know why I keep going to you first.


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[Assistant] Tree, would you like to jump in? No, nothing about Deshaun Watson yet. When will we know? When will we know?


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[Assistant] Uh, do you support the non-action thus far from the NFL on Deshaun Watson per no?


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[Assistant] You think the NFL is looking at public sentiment to base their punishment? Is that what I'm hearing?


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[Assistant] I just want to briefly touch on this and then we'll move on, okay? Cause we've all seen this. This might not even be sports related. Will Smith, okay? Will Smith, you saw the slap, okay? What are your thoughts on the slap? Real quick!


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[Assistant] Obviously, personally, I do not condone violence. It's one of those things a lot of people were tweeting, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't agree with it, but I understand it. You know what I mean? That's what a lot of people were saying. Maybe not. Tom's looking like, no.


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[Assistant] I don't know, if I got slapped by Will Smith, I have no idea how I would react. I'm sorry, someone's gonna have to separate me.


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[Assistant] This man slapped the heck out of Chris Ross. I could not believe that. What a world.


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[Assistant] I want to set up a transition, right? Changes. Speaking of changes, NFL overtime rules changed.


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[Assistant] Uh, are we liking that the rules have changed now? It's like a minimal change. Every team now in the playoffs gets an opportunity to control the ball. Even if the team that gets the ball on the kickoff score is a touchdown now because people were upset.


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[Assistant] You pin them deep, they got a punt, you get the ball at the 50 yard line, kick a field goal, game's over. So to me, this was an unnecessary move. I don't, you're just trying to please everyone. It's going to be weird now. Obviously no one likes when a game goes into overtime and it automatically ends because the first team scores a touchdown.


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[Assistant] But that is rare. That happens very rarely. Brandon, Five, or Tom, what are you thinking of this new rule?


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[Assistant] Eight D chess. Are the Bears playing eight D chess by signing your boy, Andy Dalton.


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[Assistant] One year contract, 3 million guaranteed up to 6 million. He's not gonna play!


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[Assistant] That's fair. That is fair. Uhm, we talked about Deshaun Watson, but we did not talk about Baker Mayfield. What the heck is gonna happen to Baker Mayfield? Is this man just gonna be a backup quarterback now? Or do we think he gets moved before the season starts?


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[Assistant] I watched this TikTok on Johnny Manziel. Dude said, I'm okay now. I had to learn to let football go. What? He's back?


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[Assistant] Uhm, but guys, we are nearing the end of the show. If you would like to donate to punish someone, the time is now. We're gonna start the countdown, get all of your donations in, your donations go towards punishing one of us, whoever gets the most amount of money. Jerry Jones! You saw one of the punishments. No, that's a-


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[Assistant] Okay, we are now gonna go through and see the count of everyone. I once again have forgot where this is.


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[Assistant] So, we will start, I'll start. I am at...


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[Assistant] No, what are you at is the question, what are you at? Don't worry about my final number, we're gonna wait a little bit, give it some time.


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[Assistant] This is the dumbest and best show known to man. We will be back next Thursday, 5.05 Eastern. Thanks for joining. This was Clickbait Sports. See you guys in a week.


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[Assistant] Of course he cowers when the cowboys lose embarrassingly. Of course he does. Right.


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[Assistant] Nobody likes a super team. And nobody likes Stan Kronke either, which is the real reason why you should be hating the Rams, not because they're super team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they cut the shot Jackson because he wasn't getting touches. Right. And they sign OBJ who's probably not going to get touches behind Robert Woods and Van Jefferson.


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[Assistant] Wide situations, probably deep balls, like he's probably going to fill the Deshaun Jackson role.


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[Assistant] It feels like, you know, somebody became a free agent, he's gonna go to the best team that has a chance to win a championship. Remember, Antonio Brown went to the Buccaneers, won a ring unfortunately. Deion Sanders, I saw people mention him too. He did that with the 49ers and the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] Did that as well. So they signed one year contracts. Hope they can get the big shot because it's about the team you go with and.


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[Assistant] Sure, at this point you'll, you'll shut up and like, take care of like,


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[Assistant] Anything to swallow your pride and win a ring. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, it is. It is. It's to bring fans back to the stadium because the team sucks. They're not going anywhere and it's looking like a lost season, which is a step back for the rebuild. So that's why they're bringing in Cam Newton because PJ Walker did not look good in his first starts. Who are you going to start? Matt Barkley?


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[Assistant] I told you this, Tom. Matt Jones is preparing for his MMA career. He's gonna be called Mack Shamrock. Just great ankle locks of death.


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[Assistant] So that's why, I mean, it's like, dude, we've got nothing else out here. It's 2 AM.


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[Assistant] And we don't want to come out with like the, the 50 year old woman with a buck tooth, uh, bow legs and just like, and like probably syphilis. We want something else. So we'll go hire somebody and be like, Hey babe, you want to like a round of the night and you know, and Cam will be like, okay, give me 10.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was like, uh, it's, it's the ex situation or like the, the quick hookup, you know, like I got nothing else. Hey babe, you want to come over? And she's like, okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Inject chicken, I have a quick question. Did you invest in Bitcoin back in 2013? Yeaah, I wonder where this unlimited fund- Don't get me wrong, I mean like, there has to be like, maybe this is a tax write off for an underground crime syndicate or something like that.


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[Assistant] He's injecting more than chicken. It's like he's smuggling cocaine across the border and he's using those funds as a tax write-off. Be like, hey, have some money. Cause we're gonna use those like write-offs so he can use the money.


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[Assistant] That's what I mean. That's what I mean. It's like either like he bought Tesla really early. He either got in Lucid that kind of popped out or Bitcoin.


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[Assistant] Okay, press one in the chat if you think the Dallas Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Uh, it feels good to be miserable, isn't it, Scooter? I know you're not here. I know you don't like to see my ugly face in front of a camera. I completely understand it. But you know, this game was as ugly as me right now.


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[Assistant] The deck looked terrible. Your running game had nothing. Your passing game had nothing. Fourth down. I'm gonna throw it way high. Overthrown. Like crazy. And dear mother of god, I got another 100 in.


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[Assistant] I'm more angry at Denver because like, what the hell was this earlier? And I just, and it's like, they look terrible for like a majority of the season. Then they come out against one of the supposedly best teams in the league, smack them. Vikings couldn't even do this. Dear God.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I met a loss for words. I mean, it's the same reason why, um, certain people like a, um,


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[Assistant] Buffalo beat Jacksonville and we need to talk about this too. And I know that


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[Assistant] I was told to share this by a certain man named David Pochio. So there you go, bud. I shared it on my program. Uh, uh, Shotcon grinding on our good friend, Mr.


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[Assistant] Tom, how do you feel about, uh, scooter losing in hilarious fashion?


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[Assistant] Especially if the Falcons blow another lead or they come back.


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[Assistant] But even off the field, that's still a 15 yard penalty. Tony Quaranty will be popping up from the background and be like.


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[Assistant] No, what's going to happen is Tony Corenti taunts the player and then the player gets flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct. That's right. There you go.


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[Assistant] Press don't hit any sort of accountability whatsoever. They defended that call, that taunting call, even though he's just like standing there, take a few steps back and then look, it's like, okay.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be an amount of time like, uh, call your own penalty too. Like if it's a home crowd, say NFC, AFC championship game.


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[Assistant] It's like, hey, make up the penalty. It's like, okay, it's a personal foul, uh, roughing the passer, uh, super murder on the defense. That is a 90 yard penalty and an automatic 20 points added to the home team. And that, that's how they do it.


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[Assistant] The vaccines and the boosters like fade out over time. So there's also like a good bit of that. I just hope the dude recovers. I don't care about the opinion of someone with a vaccine. It's just...


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[Assistant] I'm playing with my balls, dude. I'm, I'm playing, I'm going to Stella Super Bowl. That's all that matters right now. I actually got a legitimate terrible towel for once in my life.


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[Assistant] If it weren't for the inject chicken bomb, I still would have lost.


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[Assistant] I'll probably have to do the permannies or some shit.


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[Assistant] Come on. Joining the stream as well. We also have.


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[Assistant] The legendary Green Bay Packers fan. He goes by the name of none other.


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[Assistant] As well, we're gonna keep this thing moving. We have Brandon Perna, the Denver Broncos fan. Brandon! Welcome.


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[Assistant] Speaking of humiliation and punishment, the way this show works is very simple. Each of us throughout this show are donated various donations. The person with the most money


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[Assistant] They will then use the money that they got donated to them to buy whatever punishment we deem necessary. Well!


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, the punishment we deemed necessary for five points was we decided he must draw a painting


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[Assistant] And if you want to see him do another punishment, be sure to donate to him and make sure he wins this week as well. But we're gonna get started with this show.


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[Assistant] That's the hard knock scene. Rapid reaction. Tom, what's that finger wagon? What, what are you?


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[Assistant] We're going to take this. We're going to take this debate to Twitter. I will be tweeting right now. Who is America's team? Hashtag clickbait sports. Join in chat.


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[Assistant] 15 and 2. Now, you actually revealed something in your answer that is very telling. Brandon said, why?


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[Assistant] Have the Cowboys gotten on Hard Knocks three times? Well, the reason, Brandon, Tom, Urinating Tree, Bob, Five Points Ross, is because


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, I did not know we were going so on the spot, but uh, okay, that's fair. We're gonna move on though, to...


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[Assistant] For those unaware, Wildflower is a character Tom plays in his videos. We're gonna change things up a bit.


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[Assistant] You see what I'm wearing? And there's a reason I'm wearing this. Because the Tampa Bay Lightning, literally last night,


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[Assistant] What were you thinking during that game? Break it down for us.


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[Assistant] So, before you continue, because this is going to be a large point of contention, can we break down what 18 million over the cap is? So this is the retort I've seen so many times, every time I'm like, oh, we're champions, oh, go bolts, 18 million over the cap. What does that mean, Tree?


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[Assistant] To people commenting that, please relax. Okay, we're not doing anything out of the ordinary. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, now five points. I know you're also big into hockey. Were you able to watch game five? What were your thoughts on the Lightning winning another championship? Are you happy? Are you sad?


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[Assistant] So before I jump in and talk about my experience on the game, one final question is, what do you think the chances for the Lightning to three-peat are? And when, like, do we even know the last three-peat? Last time that even happened?


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[Assistant] My bad, my bad. But listen, this was literally mind-blowing, an amazing time. It was my first hockey game. My first hockey game was the game-winning, clenching game for the Stanley Cup.


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[Assistant] People were wild. I was told there's never been that many Lightning fans in the building before. So it was just wild. Everyone was crazy. And the Canadians fans are actually not that nice. I thought, here I am, thinking Canadians are nice, eh? No!


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[Assistant] I'm out on the sidewalk, I literally walk by someone and say like, hey, better.


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[Assistant] I will say, the celebration after winning the Stanley Cup, it didn't live up to my expectations. I've been.


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[Assistant] When the Gators won the national championship, I was in Gainesville. It was crazy.


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[Assistant] It was not crazy in Tampa when the Lightning, I don't know if it's because like the way the city is, the layout or whatever. It got like, you would just think they won a playoff game. Not the Stanley Cup though. But man, great time overall though. Have any of you guys been


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[Assistant] At a game where it was a championship clinching game or the championship game that your team was playing it and you guys won.


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[Assistant] Uh, because of this, we are now going to transition to be talking about Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers. It's just perfect transition. So let's just go ahead and switch things up here.


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[Assistant] Or was told, uh, that he was having problems with his work, and then Aaron literally had to retort and say, hey,


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[Assistant] Can we get a check in real quick with five points on this drawing? What, what do you have going? What are we, where are we going forward from here?


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[Assistant] Listen, no cap, no cap. I will hang this up somewhere in my house. Send this to me. This is looking good so far.


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[Assistant] Still keeping on with the Aaron Rodgers subject. Where are we in terms of


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[Assistant] He doesn't want to talk about his contract. But Tom, you tell me, where are we? Like, is this man going to be playing for Green Bay? Let us know.


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[Assistant] Is that like the current sentiment amongst Bronco fans? It's just we're, they're all just waiting till the 20th, to the deadline as well, literally.


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[Assistant] Look, it looks like I could be winning, uh, the donation battle this week. Unfortunately, some foolishness is occurring and I don't like it. We're gonna keep this thing moving though. Staying on quarterbacks. Okay, we know about Aaron Rodgers. Drew Locke. Did not die. Uh.


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[Assistant] But, on Twitter trending, at least on my Twitter trending, Doug Peterson!


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[Assistant] Chaos is the ladder. Chaos is the ladder. Brandon, what are your thoughts?


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[Assistant] Just throwing it out there. Tom, what do you have to say about this? Doug Peterson.


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[Assistant] I will say this, as a Cowboys fan who had to go up against Carson Wentz twice a year, uhm, Carson


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[Assistant] Sort of, things started not to be like that. He became more tackleable. Became more garbage.


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[Assistant] I'm so interested to see what he does on the colts.


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[Assistant] Because I do think he can be one of, if not THE comeback player of the year. And up until this point, I...


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[Assistant] This is what we can, we can end the show with this. We can end the show with this. Uh, NBA. Game two. Happening tonight. Game one. Uh, the Suns looked pretty much in control.


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[Assistant] I don't know how that's going to impact this series, but Tree, what are your thoughts game two? Did you watch game one?


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[Assistant] They are definitely dominating mid-range right now and I don't know, I don't know if having Brooke Lopez guard Chris Paul or having, uh,


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[Assistant] Your bigs, Bobby Portis guarding Devin Booker, I don't know how smart that is.


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[Assistant] What is Drew Holliday doing also? Have you guys noticed game one, Drew Holliday has reverted into the ghost of Eric Bledsoe. What is going on? For those unaware?


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[Assistant] Is going to a game, which game are you going to? Game four, baby. Going to game four, where the Suns might be able to clinch it, uh, potentially, uh, what are you seeing? What do you know?


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[Assistant] Okay, 8.30, that's gonna be on youtube.com slash... Tom Grosse comedy, let's get it.


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[Assistant] 830easternyoutube.com slash TomGrossieComedy. Alright.


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[Assistant] We're gonna, we're gonna put the timer on, and we're gonna get to the painting. Uhm, but the way this works is, we're gonna put a timer up.


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[Assistant] Whatever comes in after the timer does not count. Okay?


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[Assistant] We're gonna put, and it's a 30 second timer. So you have literally 30 seconds.


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[Assistant] To get in everything. We're not gonna reveal anything right now. So you don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay. You don't know how many- You're getting destroyed, Scooter. You don't know how much I got. You don't know.


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[Assistant] We're gonna put that countdown up. Uh, Brandon, whenever you're ready, we can get that ready. Prepare. Get your stuff in now.


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[Assistant] Gifted, gifted, uh, subscriptions, so it's a little


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[Assistant] My chat is telling me, my chat is doing the quick maths for me, and my chat is telling me...


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[Assistant] It's the first of May. We're in. We are in. Wildflower punishment. But guys, we're gonna go around and say what we have coming out this week, and then we're gonna end this show. This has been a phenomenal show. Tree, what's coming out?


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see what that reaction, when you're at the game, is gonna look like. Because... Everyone's gonna know who I am and it's gonna be great. I think it's going to be really good. Because what I have dropping, either today or tomorrow, whenever I have time to finish it, is...


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[Assistant] I'm going to try and splice some live footage of the game of me there into the video. I think it'll be a dope video. That'll be dropping today or tomorrow.


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[Assistant] We will see you guys back, uh, next week.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you for, uh, complimenting my looks. Uh, it's the most important thing to me. Uhm. I try to objectify you on a daily basis. You're very handsome.


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[Assistant] Tom said they had to be three minutes. I think the first song's like two and a half minutes. And the second song is really more on par with Roger's


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[Assistant] If you thought Antonio Brown was bad at music, I'm gonna make him look.


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[Assistant] I'll take what is Aaron Rodgers staying in Green Bay for a thousand.


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[Assistant] Packers fans, do they have hope after all? The King of the North is returning to the wall, Battle of the Twelve's where Rogers will fall, And she said a happy answer to God.


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[Assistant] Well, it's close to 20 million that, uh, Aaron can keep, right, if he ops out, but he just doesn't get to play.


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[Assistant] Question is, we're 24 hours away from it. Does anyone here actually think Aaron Rodgers would opt out?


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[Assistant] Yeah, my favorite part of this whole thing was, uh, just watching pro football talk just completely mastered the art of clickbait.


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[Assistant] So, like, cause I made a video about this too, since there's nothing to talk about right now, but it was, you know, Aaron Rodgers, silver bullet for, uh, the season, the opt out. Literally one day later, why Aaron Rodgers won't use the silver bullet?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think from Roger's perspective, it was a card he could play that if he could make the Packers think he was gonna actually do it, maybe it would force them to do something, but it doesn't seem like either side's in any rush to do anything right at the moment.


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[Assistant] Oh, how much super chat money would it take for you to get a viking style tattoo on your head?


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[Assistant] Like a permanent tattoo? Yeah.