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[Assistant] There's a lot of talk about Biden's son, and a lot of people want to find out about that. So whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great.


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[Assistant] Liberate Virginia. Liberate Minnesota. Liberate Michigan.


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[Assistant] They are finding Biden votes all over the place.


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[Assistant] Where are the missing military ballots in Georgia? Watch for massive ballot counting abuse.


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[Assistant] Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done. To protect our country and our constitution.


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[Assistant] I mean, Tyvis lost his damn mind last night. Whaaat? And said... Oh, I thought he lost it about a year ago. Well, I mean...


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[Assistant] But I have watched the ball leave the park, closed my laptop with one finger, told Zach, this one's gonna wait a couple days, and left.


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[Assistant] Uh, I honestly didn't know Adam Wainwright was still pitching. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you will. I think you'll be here. Yeah. I mean, I don't know the date, but by July, I think you'll be here. It's, it's, it's got nothing left. He's got, he's a parking cone behind the plate and that's, that's the real.


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[Assistant] And it's not even like Zanino's had bad luck. If you look at the metrics, he's awful. He's not hitting the ball. No.


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[Assistant] I'd still like his next start to be in Columbus and all the ones that follow. Agreed.


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[Assistant] We just talked about this the other day.


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[Assistant] Jason, how do you feel about it? I'm kind of in agreement with you. I think 38 to 4,000 somewhere in there.


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[Assistant] I looked it up, 1525 last year. You know, when he didn't get the ball enough, he had 1500.


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[Assistant] I do think his yards are going to take a dip over what he was last year when he didn't get the ball enough. We're really going to hear about that this year. Oh, we're going to go crazy. Well, not if they're winning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this has got him 40 carries less than he had last year when we heard all year long he didn't get the ball enough. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think he will carry less this year. I think so. I think Nick will. He's not getting 300 carries.


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[Assistant] I think we just ripped off Kream's numbers from last year. Kream last year, 123 carries, 468 yards and 3 touchdowns.


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[Assistant] I actually think this is pretty spot on. You think it's spot on? Yeaah. I mean, what's the difference in 960 and 1000? I mean 40 yards. Well I said 1100. That's, well no, I know, but. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] To me, that's close enough to a thousand. I think with all the talent that they brought in on offense and the way that I expect them to spread the ball around.


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[Assistant] I mean what do you have, 73 catches last year? This is tough. 78 catches.


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[Assistant] The one that I kind of gripe with is actually touchdowns because I think he could be a red zone package, red zone target guy. He's big. He is big and a guy who can go high point the ball. I think everything else


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[Assistant] Probably, I think, yeaah, I think the reception's a little low. I think he'll have a little bit more than that. I'm gonna, it's close, but I'm gonna disagree because I think he could have a handful more touchdowns, and I think that's the most important category on that board.


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[Assistant] Right. Anthony Schwartz has been on the field in two years. If everybody's healthy, he's the fourth receiver. Right. I just, I just think I could see him being a red zone target, red zone package guy and a guy who could, I mean, he may have 22 catches and three touch, three of them are touchdowns. You know? That's true.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time this weekend talking to former teammates of his, people who knew him. I had to do a big story for the athletic that ran yesterday.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I spoke to Jim Bailey, who was the brown, he was sort of Art Modell's right hand man for a number of years, for really two decades in Cleveland and Baltimore. Talked to John Wooten, uh, John played with Jim in Cleveland, he was, uh, he was really one of the Jim's close confidants, and he was a guy, when they assembled the Cleveland Summit,


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[Assistant] Jim called John and said, get, get the guys together. You know who to get.


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[Assistant] And when Jim retired from the Browns, he called John and said, tell the boys, you know, I'm, I'm, this is going to hit in two days. I'm giving you two days to tell the guys I'm not coming back.


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[Assistant] And it was just sort of fascinating for me to dig into the story of how he really retired and why he really retired. And Jim Bailey, Art's right hand man, and I had never known this, said that Art told people he helped get Jim the role.


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[Assistant] In Dirty Dozen. And that's the role that ended up driving him out of the NFL.


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[Assistant] So art cost him self with that. In typical art fashion.


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[Assistant] And, and because Art had a lot of Hollywood ties, he came from the TV, had a big TV background.


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[Assistant] I'll be good for the games, it's just the practices. Like I'm gonna miss training camp and I'm gonna miss some practices. But the way John Wooten described it to me was Jim said, I'll be ready to fly. Let's, you know, we'll fly when I get there. Meaning I'll be in shape and we'll go. And that wasn't good enough for Art. And Art started threatening him. And you don't threaten Jim Brown.


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[Assistant] And Jim Bailey said like, the only, the, Jim said that they were two of the most stubborn people he's ever met.


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[Assistant] And neither one was going to give on the other one. And so Jim said, well, you can't find me if I'm not there. So I'm out. And he could have played, you know, I talked to Walter, this is another good one. I talked to Walter Beach, who was another one of his former teammates, another one of the guys who was at the Cleveland summit.


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[Assistant] And the Browns, Walter was 30 by the time he got to the NFL. He went to the military, went to college, played for the AFL, so he was 30 when he arrived in the NFL.


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[Assistant] And the Browns were going to cut them. And I think it was 64. They were going to cut them.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Jim had nicknamed him Doc and said, come on Doc, let's go to practice. And Walter said, I just got cut.


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[Assistant] And Jim didn't believe him. And Walter's like, I'm sitting here cleaning out my locker. Like, what do you think I'm doing this for? And it was in the middle of two-a-days. It's back when they were doing two-a-days. It was after the, I guess it was after the morning session before the afternoon session. And Jim said, wait right here. And he went in Blanton's office, came back a few minutes later and said, okay, come on doc, let's go to practice.


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[Assistant] And Walter said it was so surreal. He said, they're putting my stuff back in my locker. And no one ever told him he was back on the team. No one ever told him he wasn't getting cut. It was just understood. As long as Jim Brown was in Cleveland, Walter Beach was in Cleveland. The day Jim Brown retired, Walter Beach got a phone call. Don't bother coming to camp. You've been cut.


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[Assistant] That's power. But to your point about, you know, the role he played as an activist in, in moving forward the civil rights movement and


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[Assistant] You know, I think it was John who told me, John Wooten, I had a fascinating conversation with him. I spoke to John for a couple hours and John had a great career, worked in the front office with the Ravens, was the chairman of the Fritz Pollard Alliance. So he's done really well for himself and, and John said,


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[Assistant] Jim, Jim told John, like, listen, we can't do these sit-ins, we can't march, but we have to be part of this. And that's where Jim came up with the Black Economic Union at the time, the Negro Industrial Economic Union. And it was really a sort of bank because


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[Assistant] And the wherewithal in order to buy homes in those areas. And so that's where he started the AmeriCan and reformed gang members and got them as members of society. And he brought one of his AmeriCan graduates, if you want to call him that.


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[Assistant] And Jim Bailey told me when Belichick was here, Belichick would have Jim come in and talk to the rookies. And you know, Cleveland didn't have a great reputation at the time and they wanted to get the rookies in quick and they wanted to get these guys.


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[Assistant] Get off your high horse and you ain't done nothing yet. You aren't entitled to anything.


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[Assistant] You hear they're bringing in these former players to tell them how great the NFL is and how great Cleveland is, and Jim Brown just destroyed them all.


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[Assistant] And John told me he didn't want a funeral. There's not going to be, according to John Wooten, his close friend, there will be no funeral. So they were close friends to the end? Yeaah. And the last time John saw him was at the NFL honors in February. Right. And he said Jim Brown, Jim kept asking him.


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[Assistant] Are you okay financially? Are you okay? Do you need money?


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[Assistant] And John's like, man, I'm fine. Like I'm good. And John says that was Jim's way of saying goodbye. He knew that was probably the last time he was going to see his friend. So he said Jim wants to be cremated and have his ashes spread on St. Simon's Island in Georgia where he was born and there's a specific spot.


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[Assistant] His wife knows the spot and he'll have his ashes cremated or he'll be cremated and have his ashes spread where he was born. The Browns will probably do something, uh, some sort of.


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[Assistant] Celebration of Jim later on. Gotta have the number on the helmet, don't ya? I would think they'll do a patch either on the jersey or the helmet somewhere. Yeaah, they'll do something. I think the Browns will handle this right. The Browns have already been in contact with


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[Assistant] It, I mean, you, I can make the case every jersey in the, in the, in the league should have a 32 patch on it. You know what? You're right. I agree. He meant that much.


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[Assistant] They'll say Jim Brown. And one other interesting point in all this, and again, John was heavily, John Wooten was heavily involved in the Fritz Pollard Alliance, he was the chairman, and that's of course trying to get more minorities and coaches involved. And he was upset that it took so long for them to name any sort of award after Jim. And they now have the Jim Brown.


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[Assistant] The rushing title. Thank you. Yeaah, they named the rushing title after him. And I didn't, I didn't get, it just didn't fit in the story.


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[Assistant] And John was ecstatic for that. He said it's something that we banged on the league for years for to honor Jim in some way with some sort. And I said, well, do you think that they were slow just because of the personal stuff? And I mean, it's a complicated legacy and we can't just sweep that under the rug.


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[Assistant] And John said no, he doesn't think it's that. He just thinks that the NFL has been slow to honor.


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[Assistant] I do think it has a lot to do with some of the personal stuff that went on in his treatment toward women.


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[Assistant] And he doesn't think it, we just, we disagree on that. But he just thinks that the NFL hasn't done a good enough job of honoring as a whole Jim Brown and what he's meant to the league.


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[Assistant] Well, before people think I'm heartless, we do sponsor, we sponsor Little Boy in Mexico.


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[Assistant] The best cookies, the Tagalongs, the peanut butter, those are, you can get them like the exact same cookie for like a dollar a box.


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[Assistant] I think it's like marks or all of these or something. My wife found them. If I gave you a tag along and this thing next to each other, you couldn't tell the difference.


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[Assistant] Well at this point, now you might as well wait until the Super 2 is out of the way. You've waited this long. Yea. And that's coming. I don't know the exact date, but it's gotta be close.


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[Assistant] And I'm thinking, buddy, don't poke the pita bear. Like I think it's funny, whatever, but pita be pouring blood on you. Was he trying to be funny? I assume he was trying to be funny.


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[Assistant] Tom, I was there last night, I was trying to write a column on Zanino.


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[Assistant] And Josh Bell and how they've been a disappointment in free, the free agents just haven't lived up to the paychecks that they're cashing.


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[Assistant] But, I mean obviously Zenino has struggled quite a bit this year, both behind the plate and at the plate. How long do you think the leash is?


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[Assistant] And how long until, is Bo Naylor an option at this point? Even Chris Antonetti yesterday said before the game, it's been a disappointment. It hasn't gone the way that they anticipated. And Chris is never really critical of anyone. So for him to even say that, I thought, okay, well maybe the clock really is ticking now.


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[Assistant] The peripheral numbers, the saves obviously are there, but you mentioned the blown saves, the velocity hasn't been there at times this year. Is there any concern with him at all or is it, he's gonna be fine?


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[Assistant] I mean, he said afterwards, he's thinking about retiring. And you know, my buddy Dave McMenamin caught up with him after, as he was leaving the arena, walked out with him in LeBron said, yeah, now I don't think he should retire. Okay. I would be shocked if.


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[Assistant] Is it only because of Brawny that he's not going to retire or is it more to it? Well, I think he also wants the retirement tour. Like he wants, he's, he's all about that. He wants the victory lap.


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[Assistant] And he's earned it. Frankly, he's earned it. And some guys it's important to, and some guys it's not. I think he wants it. And Brownie's still two years away.


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[Assistant] Like, he's gotta play two more years to hang on for Brawny. So I was a little bit surprised. I was just getting ready to go to bed last night and I flipped on Twitter and saw the...


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[Assistant] What he said, cause I didn't watch his post game and thought like wow, I've never heard him talk that way. Now also, it's important to know, he's very emotional after these.


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[Assistant] And, you know, he has said before, when he loses in the finals, I'd rather not even get there than get there and lose. It's obviously, he poured everything he had into this. I absolutely think,


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[Assistant] He thought they could win it all and that's why he came back from the foot injury when he did late in the season. Probably a little bit sooner than he should have.


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[Assistant] And it just became evident throughout this whole playoffs. This is not the LeBron that I remember, like that I cover. That's not the same guy, but he's 38 and he's played like the equivalent of like three more seasons just in postseason games. He's old.


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[Assistant] You know, Dillon Brooks was right. He is old. He's got a lot of mileage on those tires. And for him to still put up what he put up last night. 40 points. What is he, one assist shy? I think of a triple double?


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[Assistant] And now they fix themselves on the treadmill. It was better. I mean, they beat Golden Snakes. Yes. Yes. But this was, I mean, if you compare this roster to like the teams he had here in Cleveland, 16, 15, 16, 17.


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[Assistant] There's nothing appealing or sexy about the Nuggets. Nothing. But, they've been awesome in the playoffs. They have been.


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[Assistant] At the end of the game, he's got 38, 15, and 12, and you're like, where did that come from?


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[Assistant] He's not the greatest coach ever, but he's the greatest coach today.


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[Assistant] And those three, yeah, Emerson College, those three franchises more than anybody else. They know what they're looking for. They can identify.


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[Assistant] How many, how many titles would Lebron have if he never left Miami? He'd have held a lot more than four.


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[Assistant] He still would have had to go through that. But, I'm just saying, like, Miami's not been in the finals twice without him.


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[Assistant] Like, and he still had Bosch and Wade in the prime of their careers. He left them to come back here to a team that wasn't as good as the team he left.


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[Assistant] But Dan won't spend, Mickey won't spend the way Dan will. Like Mickey even has his limits. I'd still rather have Mickey. Well, Mickey stays out of the way a lot of times and lets Pat Riley do his thing. It's just, I was just thinking about, because like, I think somebody, I saw something on Twitter today about only four rings in 20 years.


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[Assistant] Well, and it's such a nuanced conversation, and there's so much more to it than that, because, like, the Maverick series is all on Lebron. Like, he should have won that, and that's his fault. And that's a big stain on him. But the flip side of that is...


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[Assistant] Nobody else has ever taken three franchises to a championship.


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[Assistant] He should have won that he lost. Yes. Yes. That outright you could blame him and say he had a poor series that's on him. That Maverick series is on him. He should have won that.


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[Assistant] There's just a lot of mismanagement that went on that last year and that's just, that's sort of the frustrating, unfortunate part that I, I just think a lot of Cavs fans just, they just sort of gloss over, like, they still had a chance to win a championship this last year.


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[Assistant] And everyone was so focused on starting over that they just sort of punted LeBron's last year.


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[Assistant] I mean, we're really going to go down and revisit history rabbit, but real quick on that, the mistake to me was trading Kyrie for a draft pick. There was no one at that trade deadline worthy of that pick necessarily, but the fact that you traded Kyrie really for the draft pick is what I had the biggest problem with.


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[Assistant] I've said since February, I thought Boston was gonna win a championship. So I'm really surprised. By the way, uh, uhm, oh my god.


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[Assistant] And now that they, now they may not, now they may have to blow the whole thing up. I'm just stalling for you so you can remember.


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[Assistant] Because he's exactly what LA needs. Yup. You know it's not gonna work.


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[Assistant] These guys are different, but it's the same.


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[Assistant] J.R. was a head case in trouble everywhere he went. And he came to Cleveland and LeBron handled it.


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[Assistant] But, JR became a very important piece to the Cavs, but Kyrie LeBron knows now, and I think Kyrie now appreciates LeBron more than he did a few years ago.


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[Assistant] You can get a year out of it, maybe two, and that's all they're looking for. They're just looking for one or two years. Really one!


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[Assistant] I don't, he's not a one like at the level that he was.


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[Assistant] You need LeBron in April, May, and June. And he just showed you the wear and tear that comes with it.


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[Assistant] Well, I've actually been thinking about this last couple of weeks. The heat going to the finals is the worst thing for the NBA in terms of, uh, gate load management and all this stuff. They're proving to you that it works. So if you want to fix this and you want stars to play all year long, you have to cut the playoffs to four teams.


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[Assistant] Well, let me just say, Mr. President, you made the case for the tax bill, but this has been a year of extraordinary accomplishment for the Trump administration. Thank you, Mr. President, for all you're doing.


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[Assistant] Like President Trump, we won't be bullied by a liberal media intent on destroying America's institutions.


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[Assistant] This election were overturned by mere allegations from the losing side.


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[Assistant] Clearly driven by a very narrow political purpose, which was to neutralize a Biden candidacy that looked like it was about to be a real threat to his reelection.


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[Assistant] We went from the little house to the slightly bigger house to a really nice house to multiple houses and you get all this money and Alex always wanted more and more and more and I was like, Alex, what are you doing? We don't even do these things.


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[Assistant] I was very disgusted by what he said. I think I definitely told him, like, what are you doing? Why are you doing this? And they were just so excited that they were getting so many views or whatever that they continued to do this.


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[Assistant] Windmills cause cancer, but for fact's sake, that is just not


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[Assistant] President Trump won this election, so everyone who's listening, do not be quiet.


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[Assistant] Trump people believe to this day that the election was rigged.


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[Assistant] You guys, you guys won your side of town. We won our side of town. Y'all beat us by, I think, one, uhm, in the playoff game.


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[Assistant] My coach Tom McDaniels, um, who knows everybody and knows of everybody and, um, just, just talking to the resources that we have, being able to utilize the internet when we can.


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[Assistant] And also pull on some of those resources that are, that are local and a lot of places are regional. We just piece this thing together.


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[Assistant] He, he's a celebrity in his own right from his college days to his NFL days and him being a perennial Cleveland Brown, Northeast Ohio guy, you know, this is coming to Canton. So, you know, having a guy like Bernie.


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[Assistant] Uhm, is a very big deal. Guys like Mike Dawes, who's pretty much in every football hall of fame. Uhm, you know, this.


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[Assistant] This guy's one of the greatest safeties of all time. And you know, the fact that me and you played with him, um, that's a big deal.


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[Assistant] Um, and so that's very exciting. Uh, Marcus Dupree, you know, we also have a 30 for 30 and know how big a name he was coming out of high school. Um, so those are, those are a few of the headliners. Those are a few of the guys through the names that people know. Um, and it's very exciting that we can build the class around.


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[Assistant] You know, we also try to find that silver lining so that


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[Assistant] Our kids can still have somewhat of a life outside of football. And so while we do go year round, we do try to specifically window time so that.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget, it was, uh, uh, I think it was our, was our sophomore year, Jean Bush, that you was on kickoff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Garrett was about six foot four, about two hundred and fifty five, two hundred and sixty pounds, and he was on our kickoff team.


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[Assistant] Man, just truly how player-led we were, the tremendous leadership that we had with that, that 98 class. I mean, 97 team, but they graduated in 98.


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember us, us beating Maslin by, by double digits and the captains and seniors calling the team meeting right after the game.


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[Assistant] And expressing how disappointed they were because we should have beat them


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[Assistant] Worse than that. And, and if, you know, if for us to win the championship, we're going to have to play a lot better than we did. And so, you know, I've, I've been a part of a lot of McKinley-Mashlin games and just the elation that you have after beating the other guy.


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[Assistant] But that year was just different. Like good wasn't good enough. And we just held each other to a different standard that I haven't seen.


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[Assistant] Haven't seen prior. Uhm, and I think that's what made that team so special.


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[Assistant] But with that at the forefront of your mind, uhm, it's definitely new motivation every day. I mean, I even got Maslin as my screensaver on my cell phone. So it's a constant reminder of what I got to do every day. Uhm, and so it's very serious. It's very real. And uhm, we, we plan on turning the tides this year.


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[Assistant] Um, and from there we plan on having some regional 707 tournaments that will lead into a national tournament here in Canton, Ohio.


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[Assistant] We plan on having a national team of the year, national coach of the year, offense and defensive player of the year under the National High School Football Hall of Fame. So definitely want to be involved with regional communities. We definitely want to be involved with with growing.


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[Assistant] the brand of football, um I mean a lot of people wi


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[Assistant] was come out with a CTE and other data are kind of leery with football now. So just getting football out to people, making sure that parents know it's safe, that we're coaching it the right way. We're doing it the right way. There's new technology so we can get the numbers back up and really propel this sport.


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[Assistant] He was a decent big man. He did make an all-star team for us. Uhm.


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[Assistant] What year was he? He played on the, I think he played on the Sixers, uh, NBA finals team with Iverson. Um, and, uh, went to Xavier. Good solid player. Good dude.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't think it's so much, um, how he played in the playoffs, but rather where the sport is.


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[Assistant] What, you know, what does, um, I love Jared Allen. I love his personality defensively during the regular season. He is an enormous help, but I think when you get to the playoffs.


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[Assistant] At this point, I understand why we paid him 100 million at the time we did. I love who he is and what he...


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[Assistant] gives the Cavs during the regular season. But if this team's goal is to start winning playoff rounds, plural,


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[Assistant] Then they're going to have to look to move him, but I don't...


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[Assistant] I don't see teams giving up a lottery pick for me either unless there's a lot more involved in the deal. Right. And maybe that's possible.


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[Assistant] The Browns are the closest to winning it all because if, uh, if Deshaun gets back to


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[Assistant] What he was when they traded for him, at least, you know, perceived to be that way, then they're gonna be in a lot of games this year.


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[Assistant] And I know that the AFC is really, really tough.


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[Assistant] But there is a lot of talent on this team, and I actually liked the offseason that Andrew Barry had. I thought a lot of his draft picks, trade,


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[Assistant] And free agent signings made sense for this roster.


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[Assistant] A leg up, but that doesn't mean that the Browns can't win this division. Right?


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[Assistant] Miles behind, and even though they were a last place team,


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[Assistant] They weren't a last place team like some of these other squads that were out there.


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[Assistant] The Guardians, I think have the best shot at the playoffs, as odd as that sounds.


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[Assistant] DPJ's last year here, I just think at some point you're not going to be able to pay everybody in a way that they drafted. That it, it probably makes sense.


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[Assistant] I know that they're getting more money freed up tomorrow when John Johnson officially comes off the book, but I just don't know if financially if they can reach what they're looking, what he's looking to get out there. But then again, I don't know how many teams can of serious contenders.


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[Assistant] That didn't really answer your question.


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[Assistant] You know, when he's right, which has been a little bit now.


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[Assistant] And I think that they could actually kind of turn this thing around on the fly.


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[Assistant] Like that, there are teams that would drool to have one of those guys.


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[Assistant] The problem is, is that, is a Tyler O'Neill or, you know, Alec Murlson, are those guys gonna put you over the top?


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[Assistant] They're a team that feels like, offensively and bullpen-wise, that they could get to the World Series. I think they know starting pitching-wise, they're a little, little bit short. So if Shane Bieber's available,


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[Assistant] And you dip into the best farm system. I'm talking about the guys that are right there that could be playing in Cleveland right now. Uhm, that's something you have to look at.


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[Assistant] The only thing that we don't know, uh, is the greatest unknown. And that is how a guy calls a game and that sort of stuff. Just...


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[Assistant] That's a big deal. Like, I can't tell you what catchers do. I've been around them for 30 years at the big league level. Uhm, but they're a lot like offensive linemen. I know when they suck!


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[Assistant] But if he's not, then it could send your entire coaching staff the wrong direction. And that's the only way I'll defend the Guardians a little bit is because I don't know. And it's, it's the most mysterious position on the team. But yeah, I'm.


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[Assistant] Whereas I think with starting pitchers, there's a few guys out there. There's a bunch of guys who are going to be free agents that I think will be available, you know.


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[Assistant] And then I think that a guy like Bieber is kind of in his own category, you know, still in his twenties, still with two years of, of control left and still at the top of his game. So I think it's going to be a fascinating couple of months. It's just.


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[Assistant] So here's where I sit with that. Uhm, they play, the Cavs have played hard for him.


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[Assistant] They just don't care. They're playing for the fourth time in six nights and they're like whatever. And defense was horrible around the league this year.


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[Assistant] I saw Miami drop a play out of a timeout the other day, where they got a crystal clear look.


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[Assistant] Make any sweeping changes and to not make any sweeping changes are two totally different things. He doesn't have to tell us the truth.


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[Assistant] Four or five seed moving forward. Uhm, as fun as this team was, and they were a ton of fun to watch.


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[Assistant] They got their issues. They got a ton of issues, both those teams. One of them just had the MVP and they fricking are infighting and getting rid of their coach and who knows if that stuff's gonna work.


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[Assistant] The holidays bring up a lot of anxiety for a lot of people. My NVED calendar is mostly Xanax.


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[Assistant] And it might be especially bad this year because according to the American Psychiatric Association, 40% of Americans report feeling more anxious in 2018 than they did in 2017, which saw a 36% increase over 2016. Huh.


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[Assistant] Something crazy must have happened in 2016.


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[Assistant] As a result, there's a new trend on the rise, anxiety baking. Which is often followed by a more dangerous little brother, bipolar deep fat frying.


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[Assistant] Apparently, the routine of baking helps calm people's nerves. And the trend has become so big, there's even a new anxiety baking show. Take a look.


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[Assistant] Okay then my friends, so now we are caching all these different static resources right here.


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[Assistant] When our service worker gets installed over here and then in the future when we're offline or have little connection or even just making fetch requests when we're online, we're intercepting those. We're seeing if that request is stored in our cache and if it is, we're returning that to the user. So that's good. And now we've enabled kind of like an offline mode as well for our app.


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[Assistant] So, we're moving along, but there is a problem with this.


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[Assistant] Now then, what I'm going to do first of all to demo this problem is just come over here, make sure you have update on reload unchecked because I don't want this to interfere with what we're about to do. And if you were a user viewing this website, you're not going to have this checked and you're not going to have any kind of option check like this on a mobile app either. So uncheck that.


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[Assistant] Now what I'd like to do is go to index.html and in this recipes section, all I'm going to do is add in an h6. We're going to change this file. Basically. I'll give this a class of center to centrally align it and give this a title called recipes.


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[Assistant] So now we're changing our index.html file and if I come over here and then refresh, hmm, I do not see that change. So what's happening?


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[Assistant] Well, don't forget, we're intercepting all of the different fetch requests right here. And when we reloaded the page, it sent out fetch requests for all the different assets we needed, including index.html.


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[Assistant] And that index.html is in our cache and we're returning it right here. Now, when we actually cache that, it had the old content. This wasn't here.


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[Assistant] So what we're doing is now returning the old file that's in the cache because we've not recached this yet since we've changed it. And the reason we've not recached it yet is because we're caching assets inside the install event. I remember the install event only fires when the service worker has changed.


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[Assistant] So if we change any of these assets over here that we want to cache, then to recache them, what we need to do is then change this file so that the install event refires.


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[Assistant] Now the best way to do this is by changing the name of the cache right here. And we can do it by just adding something like hyphen.


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[Assistant] And load it in the browser. It's going to reinstall that service worker over here. And then because we reinstall it, it's going to fire all of this code, which recaches all of the assets, including the updated files that we have changed. So let me save this now and come over here to the browser.


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[Assistant] And notice that we have a new file now waiting to be active, a new service worker. And if we go to the console, we can see we're caching the shell assets because we have that install event again. It's re-caching all of those shell assets. Now we don't see those in the page yet because the new service worker was installed, but it's not yet active and because it's not yet active, it's not


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[Assistant] Doing all of this stuff where we're getting the up to date thing from the cache from this cache over here.


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[Assistant] So if I save this now and go to application, I'm going to skip waiting and then we're going to refresh. And now do you think this is going to work? Do you think that it's now going to get it from this new cache that we created site static V1 over here? Because now we have all of the updated files in here. Well, let's give this a refresh and find out.


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[Assistant] And no, we don't, we don't see the updated one. So what's going on here?


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[Assistant] Well, when we're intercepting these fetch requests, even though we have the new service work active.


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[Assistant] When it's looking to match this request inside our caches,


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[Assistant] It doesn't know which cache to look in. It could be v1 or this old one or v2 if we had one. And it's going to find the index file in each one. So it might not know which one to return. Okay. Does that make sense? So we might not always see the updated one here. This isn't going to work. So what we need to do is address this problem.


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[Assistant] When we update our static files, we update the version of our static cache name right here so that we're making a new cache and we're putting those updated files inside that new cache, right? And that's all fine. But then what we want to do is actually delete the old cache because we don't need that anymore.


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[Assistant] So then how are we going to delete the old cache version and where are we going to delete the old cache version? Well first of all, where?


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[Assistant] We're going to do it in the activate event right here, because at this point, the new service work has been activated and the new service worker is going to be intercepting the fetch right here. So what we need to do now is delete all of the old cache from here.


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[Assistant] So, how are we going to do that exactly?


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[Assistant] The life of this activate event. We don't want it to finish and then suddenly maybe stop the service worker because then whatever we're going to do inside it might not finish. So we're going to use wait until and in there we pass some kind of action that's asynchronous that returns a promise.


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[Assistant] Now, what we're gonna do is as follows. I'm gonna say caches.


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[Assistant] .keys and let me just write this out first of all then I'll explain it and that returns a promise so I'm going to say .then then we take the keys and fire a callback function and inside I'm going to console.log the keys right here. So then.


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[Assistant] What I'm doing is saying caches and then using a method called keys. Now this is an asynchronous method and it returns a promise. And what this does is go to all of our caches.


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[Assistant] Come over here, and this shouldn't be in the console yet because we've not activated the new service worker. So let's go to application, service workers, skip waiting, and then refresh.


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[Assistant] And if we go to the console now, then we should see in a minute that we get the activate event.


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[Assistant] Oh no, we didn't because we activated it over here. So let me just do that again. I'm just going to make a little comment here just to make a change so we can reactivate it.


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[Assistant] And now what I'm gonna do is skip waiting over here, which is gonna fire the activate event. And over here, now we can see these different keys.


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[Assistant] So these keys are the names of the two different caches we now have. We can see those if we look inside the cache storage. We see site static and site static v1. So what this method does, this keys method right here.


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[Assistant] Now what we want to do is delete any cache that is not this name, because that means it's an old cache, right?


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[Assistant] So what we're going to do here is actually cycle through any caches we currently have in the browser. And when we're cycling through those, we're going to delete that cache if it's not this.


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[Assistant] Because in the future we might have three or four caches that we want to delete. We're not just always deleting one cache, we might have more. So we need to cycle through them and check them. If that cache key is not equal to this, then we're going to delete that cache.


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[Assistant] Now this is actually going to take several attempts to do because if we have several caches, then we're going to have to cycle through each one. And for each one, we're going to have to delete each one. Okay. Does that make sense? So what we need to do right here is say return and we're going to use promise.


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[Assistant] Dot all. Let me just write this, then explain it. Now inside here, we're gonna take the keys, and then we're gonna use the filter method on this. So, I'm gonna say dot filter, like so, and then I'm gonna say inside key, and we're gonna be saying key not equal.


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[Assistant] Well remember, wait until expect a promise passed into it. Now this returns a promise, right? But then inside of it, we need to do several different asynchronous tasks. We need to delete several old caches.


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[Assistant] At the minute we're only going to be deleting one old cache, but there could be several old caches in the future we want to delete. And there will be in fact.


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[Assistant] So what we actually need to do is wait for each of those asynchronous tasks to be done. So if there's three caches we need to delete, then we need to delete each one, right? And each of those deletes for each cache is going to take some time to do. Each one is asynchronous.


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[Assistant] And we essentially have a number of different promises returned to us, but this expects one promise returned to us. So what promise all does is taking an array of promises and then when each of those promises resolves, then this is going to resolve as well.


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[Assistant] Hope that makes sense. So we're gonna pass in an array of promises to promise to all right here, right? And this array is gonna be first of all the keys, which is just an array of the different keys of our caches. We have two in there at the minute.


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[Assistant] And what we're doing is filtering that array and we're saying inside here, look, does the key of that cache. So that thing that we have over here, let me just see if it's still in the console. Does this site static equal to this thing up here? Right. So if it's not equal.


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[Assistant] If the key is not equal to the static cache name right here, this statement is going to return true. And if it returns true, then it keeps it in the new filtered array. So if the names are not equal.


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[Assistant] It stays in the array and that makes sense because we want everything that we want to delete to stay in the array.


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[Assistant] If these things are equal, so if the key is equal to the static cache name that we have in the constant up at the top.


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[Assistant] Then we actually want to remove it from the array. We filter it out of the array because we don't want to go to the next part with that and then delete that. That is the thing that we want to keep as our cache.


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[Assistant] So then once we have the leftover array of things that we want to delete, what we're doing is mapping that array to an array of promises. Because remember, promise to all expects us


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[Assistant] And we need to pass in an array of promises. So we're taking each key in the new filtered array and for each one we're saying caches.delete and we need to pass in the key right here.


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[Assistant] So this delete method takes this cache that we pass in, the key, which is going to be one of these things right here, and it deletes that cache. This is a promise. It returns a promise. It's asynchronous. So now we're returning a new array of promises.


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[Assistant] And then when each one of those promises are resolved, this is resolved, which we're then returning, which is a single promise. And that's what this expects right here, a single promise to be resolved. So now we're successfully deleting all of the old caches.


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[Assistant] This probably seems very complicated at first, but just run through this code again and see exactly what it's doing.


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[Assistant] When it's activated, we're getting the keys of all the caches. We're taking those keys and firing a callback function.


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[Assistant] Then we're using promise to all and we're taking in those keys.


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[Assistant] We're filtering this array of keys so that any key which is not equal to the static cache name up here remains in the array because they're the keys or the caches that we want to delete.


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[Assistant] So we have a new array right here of caches we want to delete. Then we're mapping through that array and mapping it to a new array because this expects an array of promises.


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[Assistant] So we're mapping through that array and we're taking the key in each position in that array of the cache that we want to delete. We're deleting that cache using the key and this returns a promise right here. So we're returning a promise for each position in this new array of caches that we want to delete.


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[Assistant] This array of promises are all going to get resolved when they're all resolved, promised to all resolves, and then we're finished with the wait until. I really hope that makes sense. So now.


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[Assistant] Let me save this. What I'm going to do is come over to the browser and if we go to application, I'm going to go to skip waiting like so.


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[Assistant] Now you can see the old cache disappeared over here. It deleted it. It cycled through it. And because that cache name was not equal to the new static cache name up here, it deleted it. It worked.


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[Assistant] So now, if I try to refresh, then we can see the updated page. Now it knows to get that new cached asset from this, uhm, cache right here.


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[Assistant] And we get that new updated page. And now every time we do this, if I go to index.html again, I'm just going to change the title to ninja recipes.


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[Assistant] And save it and what I'm going to do is go over to the service worker. Now we need to update this again. So I'll say V2 because we changed our site static assets that we're caching right here. I'm going to save that then over here.


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[Assistant] We can see if I go to the application service workers, I'm going to skip weight in to activate the new.


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[Assistant] Again. Okay. So I hope that all makes sense. This is probably been the most complex video so far, but once you get your head around this code and why we're deleting the old cache, it's all going to fall into place.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, thanks for watching this video, now go download our game.


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[Assistant] So yeah, thanks for watching this video. Now go download our game. And go to IndieBub.com and vote for it in the dev competition. I'm an English person. And so am I. Bye!


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[Assistant] Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more. This is a quote that I saw on Operation Flashpoint and it perfectly describes how I feel at the end of every deadline.


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[Assistant] If only I had a few more hours. There's nothing more heartbreaking than loading up a game that you've invested so much time into only for a simple coding error to ruin it. At worst, it could even stop it from loading. This has been a problem for me for as long as I can remember.


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[Assistant] I'm just not good at pacing myself. But it's not just me. I suspect everybody feels that, given just one more day, that their project could have been 100 times better. With this game I plan to get the game's engine done on the first day, the levels and menus on the second and would leave the last day for rigorous playtesting and polish. The reality?


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[Assistant] The engine took me 2 days and I crammed everything else into the last day, magically assuming that somehow I would get it all done. Seems impossible, right? But I have a secret weapon.


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[Assistant] Crunch time. Crunch time is magical. Everything else fades away. You forget to eat. You don't get distracted by Facebook. You don't even bother putting pants on. A day in crunch time is worth a week of normal living. It puts you in the zone.


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[Assistant] It's like a constant pump of adrenaline that keeps you focused. Nothing beats the feeling. Nothing. I could have all the money in the world, a dream group of friends and a perfect girlfriend and yet I'd still crave the next deadline. If you could live your life in the crunch zone then you'd have completed your life's goals within a decade and then would have collapsed exhaustedly and never woken up from the coma.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, this game. What's it called? Well, it was called Minecraft at the beginning since I thought it sounded funny, but I decided on a more catchy title. I chose Destruction Darius, since the letter D has given me luck in the past and I needed double the help with this game.


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[Assistant] Darius was used because it came up with the fewest Google search results and sounded like a god or something. For the crunch day I woke up at 5 in the morning, giving me 24 hours before the deadline which is based somewhere in America.


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[Assistant] Let's begin. With the engine done I moved onto the menus and highscores, which were one of the main rules for this competition.


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[Assistant] To implement them into the game I had to use a special gamejolt plugin that I hadn't used before and had no hope of understanding.


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[Assistant] This sort of stuff brings a bitter taste to my mouth. I guess that the years I spent being abused by STOSBASIC have taken their toll. But thank the internet, a brilliant man named Uppernate had created a prefab. Without this, I wouldn't have been able to even enter this competition, so he deserves a big shout-out for his help.


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[Assistant] But not just for making the prefab, but also for personally responding to my questions. I felt utterly helpless at points during the day. He was my single lifeline. I'd send him questions and pray that he didn't just leave me hanging. And he never did. He was busy making a game of his own and yet he still spared the time to help me with mine.


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[Assistant] I felt cheeky for asking for so much and yet he didn't get angry or impatient. He is a true testament to the game-making community and I can't thank him enough for enabling me to complete the game. By the end of the day I even had a fully working highscore table.


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[Assistant] I know I'm talking a lot about this and it's by far the most boring part of this game-making project, but I must have spent about 12 hours of the crunch period working at it. There were problems with outdated plugins, incorrect code, glitches with the servers and to top it all off, required a level restart to refresh the scores. It was a true nightmare and had me squirming uncomfortably at the very real idea that it might never work.


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[Assistant] There was a lot of botching that went into it, but I'm happy to say that it was a success. So thank you, Uppernate. And best of luck with your entry, which I see stores levels as individual files.


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[Assistant] Very smart. With his game, he has a single level which can load up different layouts for different levels. This means that fixing a bug once will fix it for every level. This is sensible. Compare this with mine where I make each level separately.


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[Assistant] This means that it's almost like loading an entirely new game for each level, and any problems that I find later on will have to be manually fixed for each level, which is horribly time consuming.


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[Assistant] If I had more time then I would have done the same as Uppernate, but since I didn't I simply had to rely on making the game perfect before starting on the levels. Which is why I spent an hour of crunch time making it so that you could customise your character's face and stuff.


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[Assistant] Even whilst doing this I was cursing at myself for being so stupid and petty. This is not the time to be making trivial changes. Yet it makes sense when you think about it. I was waiting on a response from Uppernate about the highscores at the time and felt that I might as well do something whilst I was waiting.


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[Assistant] Plus everybody loves being able to customise their character. I believe that there's a gap between developers and players. Game developers make games for the gameplay and big things. Players, on the other hand, enjoy little touches like being able to customise your character or buying custom skins for hundreds of dollars. I'd argue that after a certain stage, it's more important than adding more gameplay features.


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[Assistant] Level faithfully playtested the game on the final day and he loved this feature. He noticed that you couldn't change the trousers, or as he calls them, pants. This struck me as funny so I killed two birds with one stone by having Darius insist that the pants stay.


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[Assistant] This silly solution saved me valuable time. I seldom flesh out the characters in my games, but after the success that was Batsweeper, which I haven't talked about in the series yet, I wanted to make Darius memorable. I gave him a low voice and made him spout cheesy


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[Assistant] Not a lot of thought went into it. I haven't made any finished songs for years, but I haven't needed to since the half-finished ones seem good enough at serving whatever purpose I assign them to.


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[Assistant] For instance, here's the theme song for Jimmy's Unlikely Resurrection 3, which functions nicely as the tune for my game selection page. Oh, and an early song for Deathgiver 3 which might sound somewhat familiar. Can't quite put my finger on where from, though.


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[Assistant] Here's the thought that went into the music for Destruction Darius. Let's load up the latest project I was listening to. Ah, Forever Autumn. Incredible song but probably not suitable for this game. Instead, let's load up whatever's at the very bottom of this alphabetical list of tunes that I made in 2013. Ya funk!


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[Assistant] That will do. I then trimmed the song, made various small edits to it for the victory and failure tunes, much like I did with Jimmy's Unlikely Resurrection, and then I converted it all to OGG. OGG. OGG. Whatever. This file format's awesome. It can be embedded into the .exe files of the games that I make.


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[Assistant] I made small ones that were sort of like puzzles, longer ones that were there to challenge speedrunners and others that were just full of blocks to blow up because it's fun.


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[Assistant] I then play through all of them and rank them in difficulty, making 3 campaigns and also a tutorial series that gently introduces players to the different gameplay features.


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[Assistant] Watching playtesters try it out it seems pretty foolproof, which is always important to stop people from leaving before they understand the basics. The trick is to make the first levels so easy that even an idiot can do them. This lures people into a false sense of security, believing that they'll find the rest of the game equally easy.


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[Assistant] I really appreciate playtesters. Some people are naturally better at it than others.


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[Assistant] Some people just seem to think that I want praise and are too scared to provide me with any sort of criticism or suggestions, which is the entire point of playtesting. Fortunately, my friend Level is horribly critical and can somehow break even the most solid of games. TommyT2Gay said that more feedback was needed to confirm that high school was entered. Another friend wanted more clothing types.


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[Assistant] But the most useful feedback comes from watching somebody playtest. It's the things they don't consciously pick up on but naturally do that are the most valuable. Watching a housemate play through the game, he would intentionally blow up the TNT crates first, a feature that I had added on the last day since it was easy to do. Some levels have been designed so that you had to avoid blowing up the TNT crates if you wanted to live.


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[Assistant] It's one thing to think up these levels, it's another to play it from another person's viewpoint, especially when they haven't had the hours of experience playing the game that you have. This is why I like to introduce playtesters to the game at different stages, otherwise I end up with a hardened group of players who know the game too well to playtest effectively.


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[Assistant] Thank you to everybody who tried it out. And playtesting isn't just about the individual levels. It's also about the bigger picture. About ensuring that the difficulty curve is fair yet challenging. Each campaign consists of 4 levels but only one has a highscore at the end.


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[Assistant] Bundling an assortment of different levels into a single highscore gives every campaign a unique feel. For example, people will get used to levels 1 and 2 being easy to master.


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[Assistant] 3 might have a tricky bit near the end and 4 has one at the beginning. When repeating a campaign to beat a high score, it's gameplay elements such as these that become more important and it's essential to get the balance just right. It took me just under 6 hours to make the 16 levels for this game.


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[Assistant] After having done these, I then found myself in a very unusual situation.


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[Assistant] I had several hours before the deadline and nothing to do.


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[Assistant] But no, since a game is never really finished. Nothing ever is. It's all about polishing it until it's good enough for you to happily move onto your next project. I was tired but didn't want to sleep since I'd regret it later on if I found a game-breaking bug that ruined the game's chances in the competition. So I booted up the game and went bug-hunting. I polished the menus


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[Assistant] Even now they're nothing special, but infinitely better than the plain grass backdrop that they had before. This is something that playtesters wouldn't even have picked up on, but they have since said how nice the variety is. With the original DeRaganera mine I've found a clever way of avoiding repeating backdrops. What you do, you have a base layer and then a second one with different dimensions and transparent bits over the top. This breaks up the patterns with the bottom one. This is effectively how detailed textures work. The original Deus Ex used this to make things look pretty when viewed close-up.


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[Assistant] Trying to make repeating textures look perfectly takes time so this saved me precious minutes as the deadline approached.


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[Assistant] In a flash of inspiration, I posted on my Twitter asking people what they would ask PewDiePie if given the chance. He will be playing the winning games of this competition.


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[Assistant] The chances of this happening are slim, but who knows. By now my biggest concern with the competition was a power cut or the servers dying, so I made sure that I regularly uploaded up-to-date versions of the game to the site to avoid potential disasters. I continued to do this right up until the deadline, at which point I went to bed and got a lot of much-needed sleep.


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[Assistant] And this concludes the making of Destruction Darius, my latest game. The competition is over, the game submitted. But as with any creation, this isn't the end of its story. After all, this is a game that's intended to be played by gamers. This series has only shown it from the game developer's point of view.


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[Assistant] Check out the description of this video for a link to the download page. See whether this game reflects what I've said in these videos and, more importantly, if it succeeds at being fun.


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[Assistant] Looking at the gamejolt site, you might have noticed something. This isn't really a game-making competition. It's a publicity contest! Users of the gamejolt site rate the games and the 5 highest rated ones win!


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[Assistant] But users of Gamejolt are all game developers and they all want their own creation to come top. Perhaps this is why Destruction Darius suddenly got spammed by 1 out of 5 ratings a couple of hours ago.


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[Assistant] The sad truth is that the winners will be the ones with the most friends, rather than the best games. I really wish this wasn't the case. A game-making competition should be judged on the quality of the games and since it isn't, this puts entrants in an awkward situation.


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[Assistant] You can choose to play fair and to watch as your submission is ignored. This hurts if you've invested so much time and love into your creation. Others won't understand. The only reassurance you will have is that you did the right thing. And sure, other people will respect you for that, particularly other competitors who are pleased that you wrote yourself out of the competition.


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[Assistant] Or you can play dirty, upvoting your games and downvoting others. Perhaps you could even call out others and try to get them disqualified for whatever reason. Or call out the underhand tactics that other people have used to rally public opinion against those entries. I know from experience what people are capable of when it comes to competitions and it has left me bitter


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[Assistant] I hate losing, but feel guilty if I win. Part of me feels dirty for making this video series, since even though I haven't specifically told you to rate my game, hundreds of you have already given it high ratings and high scores. Not that I'm complaining. Thank you to everybody who has supported me by rating and playing my game. It's every game developer's dream to have such a supportive following.


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[Assistant] I just hope that Destruction Darius is worthy of the ratings that it's being given. Thank you.


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[Assistant] But please, I urge you to give it a rating based on what you think it deserves.


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[Assistant] How could I play or talk about this game fairly when I'm the one who's made it? I have far too many good memories associated with its creation to be a fair judge. I remember the songs I listened to as I drew the graphics. The pizza that I had when I battled with the highscore system and the satisfaction of seeing individual gameplay elements gradually combine to make something that can be called a game.


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[Assistant] I'll never see the game in the same way that everybody else will. So please, give me feedback on how I can improve. I know that my games aren't perfect, but can't see how much those imperfections matter to other people. And as a game developer, it's only when I can see my games from others' perspectives that I can hope to better myself.


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[Assistant] It's February now, and we are half way through the winter.


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[Assistant] It's only three months to go until all the snow melts and the spring arrives in the month of May.


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[Assistant] Thinking about spring makes me very happy. It gives me energy to know that, soon enough, everything will come to life again.


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[Assistant] But now it's February, and we are still in the heart of winter.


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[Assistant] But this other half of the winter is always a bit easier. Because for every day that passes by, the sun rises higher on the sky and we get more and more daylight for each day.


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[Assistant] Our life right now is pretty much the same as it's been the last months. We are still working a lot behind the scenes with our project of making a new website and webshop for our new jewelry collection and for my paintings and photo prints and all the things that we create.


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[Assistant] We have been working on this for a year now, and we have gone through many mistakes on the way. But we have learned a lot, and it's been a fun process to build up our very own company.


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[Assistant] So my husband Johan have been spending most of his time in the smithy with the jewelry making, to keep up with the custom orders and the very few designs that we have been selling this year. Just enough to keep it running while we build up our new webshop.


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[Assistant] And my mom Anita has been focusing a lot on creating our new webshop, which is something really time consuming since we want a really good site this time that can handle orders from all over the world to make it easier for both us and our customers.


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[Assistant] I am really glad that my mom knows computer programming and web development. My brother Filip has also been very involved in this and we have all been working hard to make reality of our ideas and to make our own business a little easier to handle.


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[Assistant] Another thing we've been working on is our new smithy and workroom for the jewelry.


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[Assistant] When we moved to our new house in May last year, we wanted to move our jewelry business into the beautiful old barn that is next to our house.


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[Assistant] But before we could do that, it needed a lot of renovations.


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[Assistant] After many months of renovations and waiting, we are almost done with our new workroom.


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[Assistant] So hopefully this month we will be able to move our jibur business from our living room in our old house to this new place at our beautiful homestead.


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[Assistant] And I have been spending a lot of time in here lately. In my painting studio.


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[Assistant] If you've been watching my vlogs for a while, you might know that my studio was trashed by a man back in September. And some of my paintings were destroyed. And after that I just haven't felt any inspiration to paint again. Until now. I've spent all my spare time in here lately.


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[Assistant] And it feels so good to be back again and continue experimenting with making my own paint from natural pigments.


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[Assistant] I've been painting a lot with ashes and charcoal lately. Now during the winter we make fires in the stoves every day to keep our house warm. And therefore we get a lot of ashes and charcoal. And they make beautiful pigments.


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[Assistant] I just love to think about that these grey, black and brown colors made from the ashes and the charcoal actually kept our house warm before they got a new life and turned into art.


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[Assistant] Now my sweet friends, you know a little more about what's going on in my world right now.


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[Assistant] I want to thank you with all my heart for watching my videos and following my work and my life here in the woods in the north of Sweden.


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[Assistant] I so much look forward this new year now and to share the journey with all of you. I see you soon again.


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[Assistant] You see, you see typhus, typhus out here moving around, you know, you can always tell when you got that two, uh, two family income. Wow. So you got that two, oh, you got two people, two family income, moving around, you're like, yeah, I'm gonna.


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[Assistant] You know, when you, when you get in the bag, you just start, you start going around places by yourself. Yeah, I was just, uh, you know, some self maintenance. I decided to go to, uh.


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[Assistant] If I'm traveling, I like to do room service. That's right. I get in there. You're not going to see me out now. Like people be like, yeah, you know what? We got a couple hours off in the hotel before we got to go get on the team. Like, or we got a couple hours off before you got to go do what you got to do. I'm not about to be out in the streets. I feel like them two hours is for me to lounge.


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[Assistant] This just dawned on me. Do you know how filthy rich you have to be?


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[Assistant] To own a team, and not only you pay all the players, you pay all the staff, all the equipment people, you pay for renovations on the stadium, you pay so much money that you even give them per diem on the road. How? What kind of bag do you gotta have for that?


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[Assistant] Office staff, clerical, like team man, like, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] I need, I need your help. Yeah. Uhm, Jay was talking about something and I'm recruiting you.


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[Assistant] Because I believe that you can bring it home. You've been, I've been thinking about it in my head, parlays. And I want you.


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[Assistant] To help me come out with a daily baseball only parlay. I feel that's where the money is at. You gonna put one dollar on it? I'm gonna put one dollar a day. Okay. Well how many games you want? You want a double up one?


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[Assistant] And what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna finance this thing, and if we win, I give you half. Oh, I'm in. I'm in too.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna break this down, Bull. In the beginning, uhm, when practice starts,


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[Assistant] The defense will be light years ahead of the offense, so.


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[Assistant] You know, Miles Garrett and them dudes up front, they, they only, they only got a couple of, you know, assignments. One of them is get after the quarterback.


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[Assistant] And Jim Schwartz is going to have those types of deals where he's going to have guys moving around. I think they're going to be much improved inside. I think it's going to be harder for the Browns. If you look at it, the offense versus defense and practice, you'll see this a little bit more when camp starts.


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[Assistant] Defense is not going to be giving up points. You're going to hear beat writers talk about how just formidable and big and massive the guys are up front and how the offense is not, is struggling a bit.


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[Assistant] But as the season goes on and as you get into, uh, your preseason games, you'll start to see the offense ramp up a little bit. There'll still be complaints about what Kevin Stefanski is running. You'll hear the comments, well, is this what he's running or he don't want to show too much? The receivers gotta get on the same page. But I will say after the, see when the season gets here and those lights come on,


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[Assistant] The, the, the, the, the, the guys in the unit are going to be much, uh, much better and I think better overall is the offense.


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[Assistant] And a reason I think the offense is going to be better than the defense is because at their peak,


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[Assistant] The offense just has more talent. Uhm, Amari Cooper is a bona fide number one.


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[Assistant] You gotta bona fide dominant offensive line when it comes to...


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[Assistant] You know, in the middle of your line, especially with Pochich, uh, Joe Botonio, and uh, and Teller. You got Nick Chubb, who you still can run the ball, David Njoki, and you got a bunch of receivers that now give you anything you want to run from intermediate routes to short game to west coast to deep routes. After a while,


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[Assistant] They're gonna get acclimated to Deshaun Watson, and to be honest, Deshaun Watson, at his peak, probably is the best player on the team.


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[Assistant] And we're hoping we see Pete Deshaun Watson because if it's, if it is Pete Deshaun Watson, no one has said this, but he's the best person on


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[Assistant] Uhm, and that's a, that's hard to say when you've got Miles Garen and Nick Chubb and we've never said our quarterback was the best player. I think it's potential for your quarterback to be the best player on your team.


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[Assistant] Well, there's, I look at the offensive line and last year I looked at, uhm, you know, just the offensive line play in general.


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[Assistant] You know, there's some times when you got a scrambling quarterback.


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[Assistant] Where it, it, it gives you this thing where you're blocking your guy and then you see him out of the corner of your eye moving around. And there's an offensive lineman, you have a tendency to just start watching.


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[Assistant] Like it's a game, like, you forget that you have a man that you're supposed to be blocking right now.


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[Assistant] And it, and it takes a lot, you know, there's a lot of, there's more holding penalties because you're holding your blocks longer.


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[Assistant] You're trying to give him that extra second. There's more clipping because guys are disengaging. You're still trying to block him and then he cuts this way and he turned the defense alignment cuts into you. You hit him in the back. There's so many different things it takes for you.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a lineman to get it acclimated to and sometimes it's just better to let him go. Like sometimes it's better to let that defensive lineman go and not hold him because you have to count on your quarterback one-on-one. He's not going to like what with the Chiefs Patrick Mahomes and the way he plays.


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[Assistant] You don't, you rarely see holding penalties. You rarely see clipping penalties and it's so difficult to do because it's crazy. I see the new white.


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[Assistant] A lot of money. Oh, no, I don't think they paid him a lot. And he was brought in as a straight-up starter too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Those teams, and let me see who does it the best. Uhm, who, who run the scramble drill the best. There's a lot of guys who, who just. I'll tell you who.


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[Assistant] He did throw two nice balls to Travis Benjamin against the Tennessee Titans at home, and like he was doing, he did it, but other than that, it was rap. Other than that, he was the worst.


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[Assistant] Well, I tell you what, listen, man, I think, um, I think there's really high expectation for Jim Schwartz. That, that poll just proves it, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, they, they, you know, I, I, you know, people like to, you know, rush forward and sometimes when you do that, you look like a genius, right? Uhm, sometimes when you have, like, one of the best players in the league in basketball as compared, and, and you got a Luka Doncic, like, he's so good with running a pick and roll that,


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[Assistant] Even though they know it's coming, there's so many different things he can do off of it that it just makes it unstoppable. So it's intoxicating a little bit where you could just say, I'm going to put the basketball in his hands and move out the way.


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[Assistant] But when you play other good teams, what happens is they got, they got defensive players that are just as talented.


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[Assistant] And then they can say, well, it doesn't matter because we got this guy and he can stop what you do here. So it's the same way with pass rush. It's like, you know, the rush game could come from other different positions, linebackers, corners, and sometimes it doesn't need to be a sack.


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[Assistant] All I, like in that play, he did get the sack, right? Yeah. But if...


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[Assistant] If, if Justin Fields throws a ball quick and it's incomplete, that's a win. If he completes it for one yard, that's a win. If he throws a pick, that's a win.


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[Assistant] Or they have a green dog sometimes, which is if it's a linebacker, and say for instance the linebacker is supposed to be in coverage or something or has somebody manic man.


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[Assistant] I thought this was, I thought this was a, a, a, a Mowgli pick.


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[Assistant] You get my boy on here. You know what I'm saying? Greg Knows him. I thought, I thought new G knew was out here like, yeah, man. I don't know how I feel about this. Calm me down. Get my boy to go. Hey, you better want you might want to come out here and with your head on the swivel this boy right here. Yeah, we wasn't even doing no research. We got the Intel on


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[Assistant] See, there's all kind of people that fall through these cracks, right? They all fall through the cracks. When I was looking at Zedarius Smith, right, he's a third round pick.


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[Assistant] And you like, he came in and he's been a dominant pass rusher in this league. Guys like this is so difficult. You know how many, there's a hundred and what? Seventeen, twenty, division one squads, schools.


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[Assistant] And you got how many corners on each team, right? You, there may be five corners on each team. So you do the math when at five times, you know, 120, you look at that, you're looking at 600 potential corners.


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[Assistant] And guys just, guys fall through the cracks sometimes. Not to mention the sprinkling of guys at the lower levels. The lower levels that the one, the double A or whatever the case may be. I like his, I like his tenacity. I like the fact that


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[Assistant] I saw him make plays on the, on the sideline, on the, on the football, um, getting the foot in. I saw him make a play in crunch time and getting the pick and then converting and then that right there, he's getting the ball out. He's looking to score. He's looking to scoop and score. He looking to have a big play. I like the way he move on the field. I'm excited. I didn't know much about him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Mcnuggets know how hard it is to get a D1 scholarship. You gotta be, it's a minimal, it's a height requirement. If you 6'5 and you can't dribble, it's a wrap. You gotta at least be 6'7 to get you some money off up there.


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[Assistant] He's bigger than everybody I've seen. He's a man.


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[Assistant] I didn't even, listen, listen, I don't understand what they had to do, uh, what is this, uh, Josh, what's the name?


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[Assistant] What's his name? Josh, uh, he was an edge rusher. Josh Allen. He was an edge rusher. And I'm like, did he play at the same time as him? No.


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[Assistant] Because it's false. I gotta get on the board. Give me a lay-up, McNuggets! No one says you're the only player. It's like, no.


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[Assistant] It seems like a made up name by a white man. Somebody white said this.


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[Assistant] I think Jokic is the better player right now. Uhm, I think he might be the best player in the series. However, I would take LeBron, all things being considered, just because


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[Assistant] The amount of the increase that you're going to get from, uhm, the rest of the guys on the team is going to be really big. And I think he makes those, those guys better. And I think, uhm, you know, just overall, if you can get it to a series where it's tie game.


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[Assistant] I think LeBron will be the guy that can really, you know, bring it through and bring it home. Now, Jokic, I mean, I mean, what he's doing is crazy. Like, he's, you know, putting on those crazy performances.


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[Assistant] Uhm, right now, he's showing that, like, look, he probably is trying to show people, I was the real MVP all year, and y'all gave it to Joel Envy, so let me go ahead and prove this. And then I got Anthony Davis coming in. Third, I think Anthony Davis, like Jason said, they depend on him a lot. Uhm, as you can see, he got 40 points, I mean,


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[Assistant] You know, Anthony Davis, you know, he's playing at a very high level himself, but I think this is very tough. It's very little that separates all three of them. Uhm, that just goes to show you this is a really great series.


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[Assistant] They just go, man, this, I hate to make this, every time basketball stats come up, every time basketball comes up, I got this uneasy feeling in my stomach as we talk about these great players and what they're doing on that, that, that, that this, this platform to book, to like, to think that, that my Cleveland Cavaliers in a hundred years is going to say,


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[Assistant] We don't need anybody else. It's baffling to me, boo. Look at that, look at the, look at the way these do, they have no shot.


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[Assistant] That wasn't hard enough. I just said, I said, like, if he was black.


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[Assistant] You don't wanna believe that like, this foreign guy is killing you like that.


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[Assistant] But after a certain point in time, like Dirk Nowitzki, you just gotta give it to him. Like, it is what it is. He's like, he's nice.


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[Assistant] The Rockets, so okay, Rockets had Kenny Smith, they had-


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[Assistant] They had, no, not when he was playing. Mario Ellie. They had, uh, Robert.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yes. I love Patrick. Love him, but he got it. Artist Gilmore. Before my time. And Bill Walton. Definitely had a Bill Walton.


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[Assistant] But Dink follow his own rebound with a dunk like that. For me,


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, if he, if he get any sort of weight room, if he take any sort of creatine.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's already doing some stuff that Kevin Durant is doing. Look, come on man. At the end of the day, I will say this.


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[Assistant] For anybody saying that the hype is bigger, and, and, and who said this, uh, what, what was the name? Uh, Adrian Wojnowski? Woj said yeah. Hey Woj, hey listen, no disrespect. What'd he say? No disrespect, bro. Bro, this is not the big, this is not the biggest hype of anybody.


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[Assistant] He's not the best prospect of anybody coming out. Because to be honest with you, not only was LeBron James hype the craziest of all time, because he got drafted to his own city. Like he got drafted at home. Not only was he on the cover of Sports Illustrated, a lot of people was on there.


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[Assistant] LeBron James is the first person ever to start getting high school games put on TV.


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[Assistant] It's here because LeBron James was a phenom. Listen, Kevin Garnett wasn't on TV, Kobe Bryant wasn't on TV, Tracy McGrady wasn't on TV, they all, they all win. Was Wembe's games on TV at all?


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[Assistant] If you look at LeBron, LeBron was hyped to, you know where, to, to, I mean, he was the biggest hype thing ever. The second coming is what they was calling him. They was calling him King James. It was almost blasphemous a little bit. Like it was, and not only was he good, he became the greatest player of all time.


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[Assistant] What? Like, how do you overachieve? Like, if Jordan is standing there, and, and, and he's that good, and now we're still talking about, we just see, look, we just see stats. He's 38. He could play five more years doing that. My one thing that I give you is,


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[Assistant] LeBron James, the Wimby guy, I love it. I see his passing ability. I love it. Or his shooting ability. But one thing about LeBron James that we saw was...


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[Assistant] They talked about how transcendent he was as a pastor coming out. He's a, he's a, he's a freight train, athletic, magic Johnson.


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[Assistant] That freight train athletic magic Johnson with passing ability ended up being the greatest score of all time. Think about that. Your second best trait.


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[Assistant] Is better than Jordan's? That's crazy. I can't say nothing.


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[Assistant] You guys watched him. Yes, I saw. Listen, when he's getting, and he's what? No dribblers.


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[Assistant] It just seems like every pitch you throw over the plate is fat, he's giving guys, and to me,


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[Assistant] When your velocity goes down and guys start hitting you hard.


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[Assistant] And you can't locate some of your other pictures. Now he didn't walk nobody, but when you get hit hard like that, man, it's hard for me to say like that. You're going to be a guy that is a top of the line ace and we've been talking about trading them for years now at this point. He's


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[Assistant] I would look at Movin' Beaver to see if I can get a stick. I don't know what type of stick I can get. A power bat. I don't know what I could get. I would. And I would. But you don't want to trade a guy when his value's down. I'm not.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm, I'm, listen, I'm, I'm bringing Gavin Williams up here. I'm sorry. He's going to come up. I'm, I'm going to pitch him. I like Logan. So you just, you just done with Bieber? Look, here's what I would look at.


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[Assistant] If I got a team, I'm looking, how much worse is the next guy to beat?


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[Assistant] That old idiot outta there! Do they have, I don't even know if the White Sox have fans like that. Like dude, I don't, what is the White Sox fan base? Now don't get me wrong, like,


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[Assistant] There's nobody, I have never even heard an interview besides ones done on here from any Guardians players. Ever.


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[Assistant] This dude is built like Johnny Manziel. Oh really? And this dude, I can understand if it was Eric Lindros, I'm 6'6, sick guy, uh, Crosby, like- But Wayne Gretzky wasn't


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[Assistant] Wayne Gretzky was so cold, he had a cartoon with Bo Jackson and Michael George.


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[Assistant] It's true, we did. What are we talking about here? Wayne Greskey had people in the community shooting each other for L.A. Kings starter jackets. You still can't find, matter of fact,


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[Assistant] If it ain't the Blue Jackets, I could care less. The Blue Jackets haven't done anything since, since the crush was here. Anyway, so there you go. How did we get the hot


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[Assistant] The one where he said gym shorts don't blitz.


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[Assistant] Pete Carroll, Pete Carroll, I think he can massage, like he's a, you know, he looks like a politician. He's along the line of a Bill Clinton, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, that is a funny one. Uhm, let me see Dan Campbell.


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[Assistant] I think, uhm, I think Kevin Stefanski, if he had, if he shows more personality, would be right in the mix of a conservative person that the country would like. See, here's the thing.


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[Assistant] Everything goes left and right. It swings like a pendulum, right? You go left and then come back right. We say, oh, we're too far left. We go back to, you know, conservative. So I think if Kevin Stefanski is young enough, he's a good looking guy.


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[Assistant] He has Ivy League, uh, background. He's analytical. He's not, he has the temperament of a president. He's not going to say anything inflammatory.


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[Assistant] He listens to his people, he delegates well, and on top of that, if he shows just a little bit of personality, I think he would get a lot of independent voters, and I think he would get a lot of women voters as well, and I think if he ran as a conservative, he could win it, he could win it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, let me get that. Listen, that's green beer all day. I like that. They got the old school Bobcat. Show me love. Show me love. I'm down. Where we at? What we doing? What we doing?


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[Assistant] Nice! I'd have locked it. Give me that. I would have locked it.


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[Assistant] It's because he is physical, he lifts weights, and he's 260 and you can't tackle him.


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[Assistant] I'm back now. You know, I had to let my presence be felt when it come out, you know, cause niggas is running around here with my hand.


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[Assistant] He told me his name was Cas Casanova. You know, I laughed in his face and pretty much time went by. I got locked up and next thing you know, I'm hearing about him doing all of this.


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[Assistant] Well, pretty much just, just a no-nonsense approach. Like, I came through, I ain't gonna lie, I kinda like had what you call like a...


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[Assistant] He was fucked up in a party that the kids slow bugs had at some kind of party. We went to the shit together. I bought him a bottle.


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[Assistant] That's when Cass wanted to try to take over the house. Like, when I was on the island, when I'm in houses,


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[Assistant] Rash was there, Rash through time, he was in the house when I pulled up.


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[Assistant] One called Photo Express. You know, I was hooking dudes' pictures up. I had my wife running it while I was locked up.