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[Assistant] Yeah, let's see, is this still there? Did you google best dealers fans bars? Best dealers, best bars near high scale.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I get it, but I mean, I don't, if you like good food, I would stay in New Orleans. I mean, Pittsburgh has good food, no doubt, but I mean, um,


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[Assistant] Alright, that's it for the questions from the mailbag. Brad, you got anything, any questions for us?


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[Assistant] Well, Rensen says he's not a Panthers fan, he is a Panthers fan. We know Breach is a hardcore Bengals fan. I'm a hardcore Steelers fan, but I will say this, like I was actually just thinking about this the other day, like I love


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[Assistant] English Premier League Soccer for the exact reason you're talking about Brad. Cause I don't have to think about.


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[Assistant] Anything other than watching the games and then the rest of the week I can do my day job. I still love football. Like I, I get a lot of enjoyment out of it, but I think the thing for me is that I resigned myself to the Steelers being terrible because Big Ben's gone primarily.


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[Assistant] And I'm okay with that. Years ago, I would get very angry on Sundays where I wouldn't want to talk about it, which is in retrospect, sort of silly. But, um, yeah, I think to an extent that's sort of worn off the appeal of football.


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[Assistant] So Breach, when was the first year that you didn't watch every snap of every Bengals game?


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[Assistant] Like I, I'll be honest, I was getting burned out just covering the NFL, just writing all the time. I don't write anymore now.


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[Assistant] I'm laughing thinking about the working when you had a wedding to go to down, uh, near the Fort Lauderdale offices and you spent the whole Sunday on the couch in the green room and our boss is like, are you going to get up?


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[Assistant] And let me ask this question real quick. I don't know what you do for living, Brad, but, uh, Breach and Brinson, because I've had this conversation with myself a thousand times, what would you do if you had to get, like, what would be your first in no family?


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[Assistant] You don't have to talk to people necessarily. You just stock things and go about your business. Like I don't think I can't, I don't think I'd go back to an office is what I'm trying to say. To uhm, oh.


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[Assistant] And Breech has never had a real job outside of sports either.


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[Assistant] Sounds like all three of us be working at Home Depot, that's what I'm hearing. I don't know, what else?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you like, I don't like that. I don't like schmoozing. I don't like networking. That's all in your wheelhouse. And if you have the opportunity to have a few pops in the meantime, that's perfect.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's all I got. Got anything else, Brad? Anything you wanna...


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[Assistant] It's funny you mention that, Brad, because sometimes on HQ, the anchors will do a read going into commercial and say, you know, subscribe to the Pixix podcast. They cover six topics in 30 minutes. And I'm like, uh, that's not true.


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[Assistant] Oh, right, yeah, the chronology, right, the, the name Pixix came previously and then they tried to shoehorn into like an overarching theme to the show that clearly wasn't going to work with the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we wouldn't, we'd pay full price instead of 95% on the merch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess, since Brad's only taking you golfing, I guess Breach and I will go visit the, uh, the places he's murdered all his various-


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[Assistant] Brad, thank you, uh, Brynston, you didn't thank Brad for supporting St. Jude's and for some losing the bet to come on talk to us idiots for 56 minutes.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, we'll see, uh, I don't even know what's next. What's today? Oh, Thursday night, we're back for the podcast tonight to recap the bingles, crushing loss to the Dolphins, fingers crossed. Alright, see you later!


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[Assistant] The Chargers owners were like, Mike McCarthy made it to the playoffs. That is how you get to the playoffs. You're going, Staley, you're going to the camp. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Pixix Podcast, CBS Sports Daily NFL Podcast. I'm Will Brinson. I'm your host.


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[Assistant] It is probably Friday, September 9th.


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[Assistant] Uh, if you were listening to the podcast, if you're watching us live on YouTube, we get live after every single game on YouTube.


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[Assistant] You know, the, the nature of the game to soak in. Sometimes we watch Ryan Wilson.


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[Assistant] Lose tattoo bets during live games. That happened two years ago.


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[Assistant] That's right. Sometimes Breeze has to do great. But generally speaking, we go live pretty quickly after the games.


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[Assistant] Sometimes the host has to take down a beat down from the bills to the Rams. John breach and a very grumpy Ryan Wilson.


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[Assistant] We'll get to the bills. Rams gave it a second. It was a beat down. Uh, Rams weren't close. It was it. If anything, you should have bet the bills at halftime because the three turnovers in the first half. Yes.


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[Assistant] And uhm, we're absolutely dominant. There's really the Rams had over a 57 yard field goal to tie it up right before the half and.


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[Assistant] It was, it was, I mean, that was a, that was a bloodbath.


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[Assistant] That's the most times, I mean, Matthew's average, 29 to 41, 240 yards, a touchdown in three picks. Um, I think, uh, one or two of them were tip drills. One was


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[Assistant] Evan Jefferson for this game. Like remember when Odell Beckham, like the Rams looked like they were about to blow out the Bengals in the Superbowl and then OBJ got hurt.


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[Assistant] The 10, the rushing when you're up 31, 10 or like 24, 10 was outrageous.


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[Assistant] Or at the very least, like, it'll be a Cam Newton situation where you ran just too much and it just builds up the wear and tear or you'll take a shot to the shoulder.


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[Assistant] Are they trying to drag? Who's the one trying to drag me or Matthew Stafford?


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[Assistant] In the chat, there's like, there's always like, that's why I'm here to drag him.


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[Assistant] Well, the bill's defensive line helped.


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[Assistant] I mean, Vaughn Miller, it's like the trickle down effect of having Vaughn Miller there. We're now all of a sudden boogie bashing and Gregory Russo, who are your former first and second round picks, I believe are required to be the number one pass rusher on the team. Vaughn Miller is clearly going to be teaching them tricks. Like even, you know, uh, Aaron Donald was like pointing out that he, um,


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[Assistant] You know that he, that Von Miller was a huge, uh, huge, uh, influence on him in terms of like leadership and pass rush and the Vaughn himself, dude, like there was that one sec. Oh, I think it was his last sack. Maybe the second one was Stafford. He did the dough. You got under the offensive lineman and then the double duck. Yeah. The double duck. I mean, if I'm the place like that all year, you could win defensive player of the year.


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[Assistant] By the way, hit the, uh, smash the like button if you're watching the video, um, hit, uh, turn on alerts. Subscribe. We'll be live. Uh, you know, there's a 30 minute window that the 30 minute alert that goes out. Um, I can't imagine that we were actually ahead of the 30 minute window. That would be interesting for.


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[Assistant] No, just at Wilbertson. Why are people surprised I was able to get that? Uh, yeah, if you want to, if you want to join our Super Bowl draft, so we'll do a snake draft.


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[Assistant] Uh, we'll pick somebody from the comments, somebody from the chat who can join us in the draft. Uh, what do we do? 20 bucks a piece.


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[Assistant] Let's keep, we'll, we'll, we'll promote it one more time because we'll do it after we talk about the bills and rams.


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[Assistant] I think, I do think that like, okay, one.


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[Assistant] That is a statement game for Buffalo. That could have been worse than 31 to 10. They went in there and slaughtered.


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[Assistant] The Rams. Now I do have a couple of concerns about the running game.


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[Assistant] You know, Devon Singletary looked pretty good. Zach Moss flashed a little bit at times. Obviously Josh Allen is a problem running the ball, but like the Bills are going to have to be able to run the ball.


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[Assistant] But if Josh Allen's going 26 or 31 for 297 yards and three touchdowns, he did have two picks. Uh, one was a bad throw. One was not his fault.


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[Assistant] It was on Isaiah McKenzie. Spread the ball around really nicely. Uh, McKenzie had two catches, 19 yards and a touch. Stefan Diggs had eight catches, 122 and a touch. Absolutely. Jalen Ramsey just blew the coverage going downfield, but Diggs just remains elite. And it looks like


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[Assistant] Gabe Davis, we finished with five, five targets, four catches, 88 yards and a touchdown.


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[Assistant] It really looks like he might very well be a 1A-ish to Stefan Diggs, which is just going to be a problem for everybody in the NFL that tries to stop them. I think, like, if anything,


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[Assistant] Tonight makes you wish you would put like an absurd amount of money on the bills to win the AFC East and just like let it, you know, sure. You gotta let it sit there for like minus three.


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[Assistant] He wants to have the same haircut, but he just, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, would you, I mean, all right, on a scale of one to 10. Wow.


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[Assistant] That was the third worst loss ever by the Rams under you see this on our YouTube graphic.


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[Assistant] Under Sean McVay, they lost a week 12 to the Ravens in 2019 by 39. I forgot about that one. Uh, lost by 23 2019 at the Cowboys and then 21, um, this time and then twice against 49ers once in 2017 and once in 2021 on a scale of one to 10.


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[Assistant] Uh, what's your panic for the, for the Rams? Zero. Okay. Yeah, that's that's fine.


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[Assistant] Two and a half, yeah. Because they're, they all seem like, yeah, I mean,


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[Assistant] I had the four dollars winning anyway, so I mean like, yeah, that's, that's bold.


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[Assistant] And this is sort of where I think I probably missed the, you know, the handicap too is like, uh, first of all, the kid Dorsi thing, not an issue, right?


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[Assistant] Let me see, you're at least a new coordinator.


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[Assistant] I also thought that like a couple of times, you know, the Rams had, um, like the long touchdown to digs that I think made it, um, it takes touchdown, make it 31 10.


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[Assistant] It was like they had a third and uh, third and four and they brought the house pressure on.


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[Assistant] On, on Alan, it kind of got home and not really had to roll out to the right. And Jalen Ramsey was waiting to see if, um, I think he was waiting to see that he messed up his coverage and digs just took off on a vertical route. And like if you bring pressure on Josh Allen and don't get home,


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[Assistant] He's, he's going to beat you deep because he has Stefan Diggs and Gabe Davis who were just burners who were excellent, like destroying man coverage. So, um, yeah, I mean, I think.


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[Assistant] I do think that uhm, I just think that like, this is, the bills came to play and I underestimated the importance of


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[Assistant] Losing Odell Beckham, what else? I mean, Robinson didn't bring anything to the table. I mean, it looks like. I don't think you underestimate.


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[Assistant] Shame in that because- Is this your wife in the chat? Bingle babe says, Rams are exposed to the frauds they are. They were gifted that ring by the refs. Is that your, is that your, your wife?


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[Assistant] Does this loss by the Rams make you really regret not winning the Super Bowl?


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[Assistant] Those are Tennessee at home on Monday night at Miami at Baltimore home against Pittsburgh at KC. What is the record after six weeks?


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[Assistant] I mean, that's the thing is like, that's the bill's biggest, like that's been sort of their Achilles heel is they just didn't have the pass rush. And if, if we're so epineza boogie bash him, like all like sort of.


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[Assistant] It's, it is, you cannot do that and put yourself in second along against this pass rush from the bills with Matthew Stafford not having protection. It was, it was, it was a poor game planning. Um, not, not very impressive. All right, let's, uh,


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[Assistant] You wanna take a break and then we'll do some winners and losers, we'll do winners and losers and then take a break.


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[Assistant] We should do winners and losers, then take a break. And then are we going to the draft after that? Yeah. All right. I'm going to say my big winner from this game is Gabe Davis. Actually, I believe he out snaps. Stefan digs very clearly a major, major part of what the bills want to do on offense in 2022. The playoff game is not a fluke. And if he is playing


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[Assistant] You know, he had only five targets, uh, digs ended up with more targets, but, uh, you know, clearly a vertical threat, clearly somebody Josh Allen keys in on. And so I will, uh, I will say Gabe Davis is a big winner. What about you?


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[Assistant] Good sweet mercy, that's. And he looked like a 27 year old out there. If, if, if that is, if that is the Vaughn Miller that the Bills get all season, I mean, they're on a cakewalk to the one seed in the AFC.


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[Assistant] Uh, loser, I'll take the, can I take the easy one or you guys want to?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, no, I was going to say K Makers. Oh, come on. You weren't going to say K Makers. Josh Allen had a 36 or 35 point fantasy game. What a beast.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I was gonna say K-Makers. I mean, K-Makers just- Wait, you're really gonna say K-Makers? You're blaming this on K-Makers? I'm saying it's a loser. I'm not saying it's his fault they lost.


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[Assistant] Fine, I mean, I'll take Matthew Sabers, the loser. He was through three interceptions, had one passing touchdown, had a bad game, was inaccurate, threw high on a bunch of throws, and had no protection. Like he's, it's... Oh, you had to throw that last one. I don't like it.


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[Assistant] I might, I might tell you to F off. Like I really might like, like say a cuss word at some point. Like I get it. The, I get it. I get the trolling.


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[Assistant] Is he still going to Hall of Fame you think?


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[Assistant] That's an obvious one too. There's three big losers or something. They can be a loser too.


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[Assistant] Everyone is poor in the chat apparently because they followed me on the rams plus two and a half. So now let me take the L.


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[Assistant] You guys didn't send it to me for being a steaming turd.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Ryan. Uhm, my favorite is at Will Brinson. You can harass me. I don't care. I don't get alerts, so don't bother me.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mac, Mac, uh, Mac, Mac Jones? For what? Uh, over Josh Allen. Yeah, of course I would. Oh, okay. Let's make sure.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's take a break and when we come back, we will do our infamous Super Bowl draft. Uh, if you're, if you're watching on YouTube live right now, type six.


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[Assistant] In the comments, if you haven't, if you've already typed it, don't type it again. If you haven't put a six in the comments yet, do it now and you can be eligible to be our, the fourth member of the Superbowl team draft.


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[Assistant] You could win a hundred dollars if you're one of your teams wins the super bowl. And if one of ours wins, it costs you nothing. So


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. So we're gonna take a quick break. When we come back, we'll decide who is going to.


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[Assistant] Be the fourth member of our Super Bowl draft and what teams we take coming up next.


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[Assistant] Uh, okay, so first of all, we got a couple more seconds to think about this. Um, the, the key, I mean, like, I mean, obviously the first pick is going to be the bills, right? I mean, like you have a, we have a win and you look great.


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[Assistant] So we're gonna figure out how we're gonna figure, we're gonna figure out how we're gonna decide who gets the first pick.


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[Assistant] Why can't Devo just do it? Devo, are you ready to?


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[Assistant] Can you put it up on the screen and see if people can guess? I mean, it's pretty obvious.


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[Assistant] Now, like my handsome photo is no longer up there. Thank goodness I saved that picture.


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[Assistant] Well, it makes it a team thing.


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[Assistant] So branches is pretty easy. They gave him too much meat on the goatee.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he does his breech on the back of his jersey. Your hair looks exactly like your hair does when it's long. The goatee is, if the mustache were a little thinner, it would be almost perfect. Uhm, your ears are even weird like that. He looks like Danny Trejo if he had a haircut.


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[Assistant] There's a little skid mark in your, in your football shorts. That checks out too.


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[Assistant] I guess I'm wearing a sweater with a polo or is that a long sleeve polo? It's a Carolina blue sweater. I also only have four fingers, which is concerning.


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[Assistant] I do, I do have great hair and a beard. And why are you making that face? Like you just saw football and I've never seen one before.


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[Assistant] Like that kind of look like that guy. Like it's a pretty, yeah, that's a good rendering for sure. Yeah. Uh, Wilson's is pretty obvious. I have hair, but you're being a Steelers Homer midriff and you can see my, my mid


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good question from Samir. Why are Brinton's pants on if he's on the toilet?


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[Assistant] Uh, so can anyone, can anyone, there's a couple in the chat, but can anyone, if you're listening to the podcast, go to youtube.com slash pick six and check it out. It's like a, it's basically cartoon renderings of us, the three of us, the super friends, but there's a fourth guy here.


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[Assistant] And we saw it, we're like, why, who's this creepy dude trying to hang out with us? He's bald. He's got like red face, like he's been drinking Mad Dog all afternoon. He's got little floppy ears and he's tossing a football in the air. He's wearing


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[Assistant] He just looks like a doofus. Who is that?


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[Assistant] Is there, uh, I'm on a text thread with... How'd he take it? Very poorly. Very, very poorly.


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[Assistant] He's threatening to get somebody fired.


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[Assistant] Also like Pete's, Pete's is way too, that's way too skinny for Pete.


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[Assistant] Pete, you know, he's like, he's like Barstool and pardon my take did a great job with their picture of me. Can you bring that one up and, uh, and show us what the.


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[Assistant] He looks like he's, um, again, like why do they keep getting peed off the hook? We're making him too skinny. What, um.


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[Assistant] There's definitely like, I mean, I feel like you took a personal assault on me. You're like, what are you talking about? Cause I'm scared of the football and like I'm sitting on a toilet. But you know what picture that's from, right?


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[Assistant] But he was just like toilet paper stuffed in his shirt. He's like to make it look like he's got muscles. No, I'm wearing shoulder pads. I'm wearing the little kicker shoulder pads. Um, I have to get some ice. Why don't you guys talk a little bit more about Prisca and then we'll do the Super Bowl draft.


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[Assistant] What was the, uh, what was the plan? What's the breach's evil plan? Somebody in the chat tell me.


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[Assistant] Well, I would like the rules to be incorporate my feelings as well, not you guys hatching a plan. Well, you were getting, you were getting ice.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I- Who's 20? Who's your favorite? I just- Brian Dawkins. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] It was an effing beatdown. We can't talk about the game for 42 minutes. Well, what did you think about the Pan-Jefferson substance? We talked about that. Anyway, alright, so.


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[Assistant] That's 20, that means, wait, what did you say? You said 12?


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[Assistant] It's me, and then it's, uh, yeah. Alright, so Caleb, uh, Caleb.


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[Assistant] Just confirm that you're taking the bill. Sorry. So if you're listening to the podcast.


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[Assistant] We have Caleb Kampson from the chat on YouTube. He is the fourth member of the super friends who will guess.


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[Assistant] We will pick a Superbowl teams. The winner. If you'll, if Caleb wins, he gets $99. If one of us wins, we get $66 or no entry fee for the listener.


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[Assistant] And we will, uh, we will announce the teams as we go. I assume he's going to take the bills.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like the idea that like it's, if you, if you, if you just completely missed, you might be. Then no one wins.


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[Assistant] They're gonna, they're gonna win three. Yeah. All right. So let's see here.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't take the cheesier there at four. Oh, Branson, you get two picks in a row here.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the first three picks are, uh, Caleb gets the Bills, Wilson takes the Chiefs, Breach takes the Packers. He gives a chance to snipe Breach on the Bengals, which would be hilarious. Snipe me on the Bengals.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think I kind of got to stay true to my draft board. Yeah. My draft board. I can't mess around.


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[Assistant] Uhm, although, I know, but there's just two, there's two teams I'm staring at that make a lot of sense.


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[Assistant] I go down with my ship, okay? When my ship sinks, I'm there with the ship right up until my helicopter comes in and is like, let's get out of here.


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[Assistant] I was kind of hoping it would like get back to me on that, on that toilet.


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[Assistant] All right, Caleb Campson in the chat. You get two picks. Who are you going with here?


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[Assistant] I'm not here, I'm not here to kowtow to Vegas' little odds numbers, I'm here to win. Okay? I pick winners.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's a hundred. The first thing we're going to take. You're taking the calls.


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[Assistant] I thought Breach was going to go Colts, I was going to take Broncos. If you went Bangleless, you went Colts.


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[Assistant] Hmm, two tough choices, but I think I will go with the New Orleans Saints.


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[Assistant] The fourth, by the way, the fourth pick is, what picks did I have in the last draft? Oh no, you guys got cute. I went like, uh, what'd I go like? Rams and Chiefs.


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[Assistant] At four and five, I think. Ready for three and six.


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[Assistant] You did a great job. You've got, yeah, yeah, take the Raiders. That's where you got, you guaranteed somebody coming out of the AFC West.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what's Caleb doing? Caleb's on. Yeah, two picks for you, Caleb.


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[Assistant] Cardinals and Raiders for Caleb. Ah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.


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[Assistant] Once again, listeners just made better picks than us. So Kayla's final team is Bills, Bucks, 49ers, Cardinals, Raiders. Ka-ha! He would win the poll easily.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you said you knew you had two teams. In theory, this should be.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what, uh, so the team- The Browns have the best odds of any team. The pool I'm picking from is the Jets. Titans. Patriots. Browns. Texans. Titans. Titans. The Titans are still there, right? Yeah. Jaguars.


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[Assistant] Oh, Jacksonville. Uh, Giants, we gave Diva their commanders for some reason. Bears, lions, panthers, falcons, kinda sucks, and the seahawks. So, the odds of like, the browns are, I'm not taking the browns.


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[Assistant] So I'll let the chat decide who, who, who am I taking? I already know who I'm taking, but who?


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[Assistant] I'm not taking the jets. You just said they get to vote. I'm not going to do what I want anyway. It didn't matter.


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[Assistant] Everyone thinks Titans. Nope, not in this household. We are a Jaguars team. I might, I might. And I live in Nashville.


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[Assistant] If the odds are 25 to 1. Type Doug in the chat. Hit the like button and type Doug.


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[Assistant] Alright, so here are the teams.


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[Assistant] The chargers, the bingo, that should be your team. What are you doing? The Bengals, the Cowboys and the Steelers.


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[Assistant] And then my terrible team is the Raven's Eagles. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] Exactly. That's exactly what it is. Oh no, it's just, I mean, it was just somebody who's smarter than you guys and nailed it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean look, starting from the 4th speed is tough. Like, I wasn't gonna get the Ravens or the Eagles coming back to me.


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[Assistant] That's your fault, by the way, because you picked the wrong number in the lead up to the...


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[Assistant] I like that we can't make him tan. Like, do his ears look like Sloth's ears? He's not talking about his ears. We're watching the... It looks like Sloth from Goonie Ears.


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[Assistant] Somebody asked me, yes, you took eagles over chargers. Yes, like the eagles have an easier path to the playoffs in the chargers, period. So you've not been to the playoffs with Justin Herbert. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, look, I considered the Rams. I consider the Chargers Rams bucks, 49ers. Broncos. Uh, I mean, maybe they might come back. They might come back. No.


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[Assistant] I'm saying if I take the Chargers of the Ravens at four and five, there's no, there's no way in hell that the Eagles and Ravens make it back to me at 12 and 13.


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[Assistant] Like trade the Eagles for I was on the fence on the Eagles 49ers and okay.


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[Assistant] I was, I had the three of the final four and I should have been a coward and taken, I wasn't a coward, I didn't take the bingos or the saints instead. If I did the bingos, I have all four of the final four.


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[Assistant] Buffalo, Dallas, LA Chargers didn't make it. That team is strong too.


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[Assistant] But I mean, look at my team. I should have gone since he would have four, four. God, I dusted y'all. Carol, you do the Panthers. You took the Panthers. Why did I do that?


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[Assistant] The best movie villains, you draft best movies, you draft best, uh, eighties football players.


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[Assistant] I should have $10,000 rotating in space with a girl in these dress.


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[Assistant] It is- Like, like, um, uh, Steve Carell? Steve Carell, I can't remember his name.


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[Assistant] I watched the first two, I'm probably gonna go watch the last one right now. Or the newest one right now.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, I guess we could do, uh, okay. Do you think Swimmy is watching House of Dragon?


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[Assistant] Who would draft for a week MVP? MVP is a good call. Yea, you do an MVP draft? We can still do that. We could do that like in a couple weeks. You wanna do an MVP draft right now?


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[Assistant] Somebody asked, what does Periscope think of Game of Thrones? He actually loves it. Loves it. Yea. We were in Vegas a few years ago, we were playing Game of Thrones slot machines. The dragons. That's what Pete would say. He would sit there for hours just playing, playing with the dragons. I could see him sitting there playing nickel slots. Yea. It's a big hit in costumes.


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[Assistant] It was something else, like hanging out poolside. Pete was doing weird stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't know what Pete thinks about House of Dragons. I know that he loves Game of Thrones. I'm assuming he likes House of Dragons though. Although my concern with House of Dragons is that- Oh boy. There we go. Is that- Well you do it at the end of the podcast though. People just check out.


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[Assistant] Uh, somebody was mad that we didn't do a recap. It's like, boy, wait, stick around for the end. What are we talking about? Dude, nine minutes on the house of dragons. My concern is that there's no written content from George RR Martin for this series. So he's consulting, but it's like basically, like you could tell like, like season eight, nine is when they got to the end of the written stuff. It just went off a cliff.


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[Assistant] How do you feel about Gabe Davis? I would, I mean.


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[Assistant] But not enough. I have some, uh, I had a couple of Josh Allen, Stefan Diggs, Gabe Davis stacks. Just fine. You don't care.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see, gotcha. Yeah. So the guy drafting were Justin Ross. That was a miss. Hmm. I don't know if he made the team. Uh, he's on injury reserve, I believe. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, does anybody have any questions about the game or anything else in the chat before we bonk out of here? Ask questions now or forever.


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[Assistant] The Falcons, there is a, uh, it goes from 2.5, like max concern to 9.9. 25.9 out of 10. It becomes the big one, the great loss.


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[Assistant] They beat the snakes ten to nine. I mean, I would, if I saw a Rams, my six and a half against the Falcons, that is a...


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[Assistant] Oh, it's such a red flag. Yea, it's such an obvious bet that it's a red flag. Yea, that's a good point. I'm just not sure what the, I mean, I guess Grady Jarrett. No, there's no way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in, in LA too. Um, but then, you know, if you're the Rams too, you're also looking ahead because you've got the.


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[Assistant] Uh, Cardinals at Cardinals at 49ers, weeks three and four, like.


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[Assistant] And then Falco, I mean it should be Dallas at home and then Carolina at home, like.


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[Assistant] All right, what's the record after that? Atlanta is an absolute, I mean, you don't want to say week two is a must win. You have to beat the Falcons at home.


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[Assistant] What's the, what week is it after the, after the Cowboys game?


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[Assistant] I think they probably split on the road against Arizona and San Francisco. I think three, three. I think they went through. Yeah. I think, I think four and two. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they're going to beat Atlanta. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Lose to San Francisco, beat Dallas, beat Carolina.


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[Assistant] I mean like, I, I, I have no problem with the Falcons being like, I don't know, rude against the Falcons, but like, they're not, I, I, I mean I just, I mean I think that is a bad matchup for the Falcons.


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[Assistant] Do you want to do some, uh, some fun, some quick fun guessing games or do it later in the week?


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[Assistant] This is week three? Uh, I believe it's week two. What's week two? Yes, week two. What's the line? That's what I'm asking. What do you think the line is?


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[Assistant] Dolphins at Ravens. Remember, bear in mind, no one's seen any of these teams play.


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[Assistant] Hats minus one and a half. What?! I won that one too. I'm crushing you, Bruce. That's probably a good bet to jump on.


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[Assistant] Panthers at the Giants. What's that who? Panthers at the Giants. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] Sanford minus nine. What? Good pick. That was good, Wilson.


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[Assistant] Cardinals at the Raiders. This is going to be exciting about football.


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[Assistant] So the Broncos lose at Seattle. I wonder if that gets under 10. Yes. Yes.


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[Assistant] Vikings at Eagles, Monday Night Football. Minus two and a half, Philly. Minus one, Philly. Minus two and a half, Philly. Wilson with a hot heater to close out.


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[Assistant] New England, the New England Patriots. This is October 2nd. That should be week four. The New England Patriots at.


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[Assistant] I mean, listen, I mean, it should be, but I have a lot of reservations. That is a hammer job. All right. Go home. Excuse me. With like, yeah, if the paths look like asses, if the passes of the dolphins that look terrible, they will. Yeah. That line will be seven easily. Um, are you want to, let's see one more.


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[Assistant] I would, I would Moneyline parlay the living crap out of the Steelers.


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[Assistant] I mean, so you can't do a money line right now on any of those games, but in, so, um, I'm trying to find out minus four.


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[Assistant] Minus four money line to get to. So you look at like minus one fifty. And then what was the other one that we said? The minus five and a half. Okay, so minus one ninety five is probably closer. And then the, um, Packers are minus five and a half.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got one. So Titans. That money line is plus 112. If you could, if you could bet it, it would be a Steelers week for Steelers Packers money line parlay. I do it right now.


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[Assistant] Why not? Cause it's not available. They don't have money lines out. They don't do money lines so later. Oh, I see. You gotcha. Usually they don't even do totals for a lot of these. Some of them have them for some odd reason.


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[Assistant] Like the Vikings and the Saints have a total of- Vikings and Saints, week 4.


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[Assistant] Do you have the 49ers helmet? It was like a, is it like a, uh, I'm going to kill you, Joe Montana for like beating my dad in the Superbowl twice.


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[Assistant] And then I would take Bart back to Oakland. Mr. C. Otters in the YouTube chat. I want this sentence recorded for posterity Clinton. Mr. C. Otters in the YouTube chat says Breach has to move every four years.


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[Assistant] Okay, so now we drag this into, I feel, someone was mad about not recapping.


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[Assistant] First of all, the entire, like, after like 40 minutes, it's just Super Bowl drafting and guessing week four lines.


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[Assistant] Of the recap. Of the old Thursday night.


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[Assistant] The feed on Friday, along with this, um, 90 minutes of nonsense. Hmm. See where you see Sunday's recap.


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[Assistant] Oh god. I mean just a sprawling mass of insanity.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I should have said it. Breach's problems to get really weird and not microdose for the show.


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[Assistant] Not Medicaid. That's right. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening for breach for Wilson. I'm Britain. See you guys.


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[Assistant] You could have got a tattoo of Will Ferrell in old school saying snoopa loop. Like I am glad I stopped talking.


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[Assistant] You only work with tattoo artists who have the letter V in their name.


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[Assistant] Princeton emailed it to them, you know what happened, and said, I came up with this question on the podcast, you should ask all your players, and if you tweet it out, make sure to mention I, with a capital I, came up with it, and not Ryan Wilson.


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[Assistant] We are, we already bid on each other, uh, and what, two weeks ago they, they did bids. I'm confused.


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[Assistant] But also that's not Jaeger, it's whiskey dropped in beer. Right, not Redwood.


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[Assistant] I mean, here's my thing, if you are playing your starters and it sounds like the Bills are going to do that, the Panthers are going to do that, Bills are not going to do that.


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[Assistant] So if you're the Panthers, and I think Matt Rolls said they're going to play Baker Mayfield into the second quarter. We don't know how far that is.


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[Assistant] So if they go out and play the whole second quarter and cannot move the ball on the bottom of the Bills roster, I mean, that's kind of, uh, deflating from a confidence standpoint. So I think Baker is going to do well. I think the Panthers first offense is going to do well. I think they'll score 10 or 14 points. So I guess the only question is, can, uh, the Bills do anything to help them hit the over? I'm going to go over.


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[Assistant] The point spread of the game has been six or six and a half. And then he was talking about the over under. It made it sound like he was talking about the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I do think if, uh, I think Edward, a reporter that Eric Fisher would probably consider playing for the Cowboys, but he had already turned down nine other teams. And I do think that's one advantage Cowboys will have is that.


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[Assistant] No, not Fisher necessarily, but if you are looking to play for a contender, the Cowboys are probably higher on your priority chart than another team looking for left tackle, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, their offensive line situation, you just look dating back to last season with losing Leo Collins and Connor Williams going to the Dolphins, uh,


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[Assistant] Jerry's the guy who went on, uh, first take Thursday morning and said the team revolves around Ezekiel, so.


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[Assistant] There we go. I'm not sure we can take what Jerry says, uh, seriously. And the other part of that, him saying that...


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[Assistant] I was going to bring it up when we actually talk about the two teams that are playing.


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[Assistant] Well I don't want us to get sidetracked on another game when we're talking about this game.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the third game, not the preseason. This is the dynamics have changed because there's three preseason games out of four. But when you look at the third preseason game, if coaches are still treating it that way, uh, Belichick has historically


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[Assistant] No, no, I mean like 10 years ago. He would have traded him to the Jets. I think that's right.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I would because flying to Cincinnati at this point and then getting a ticket will probably be $3,000 with the flight costing $2,900 of that.


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[Assistant] That was before I didn't do Five Hour Drive.


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[Assistant] That was pre-pandemic. Post-pandemic. Gonna do a 5 hour drive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Belbella, BelbellaChick even went on a rant about how...


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[Assistant] Much, he likes joint practices more than games. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But why would the Ravens do this? You would think they learned their lesson with Joe Flacco when they said, you know what, Joe, do whatever you want, we're not giving you a contract you want, bets on himself, wins the Super Bowl, and then they have to overpay him.


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[Assistant] And now here you are, same situation, 10 years later.


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[Assistant] And then I think Jay Glazer reported that the Ravens did offer him more than what Kyle Murray got, which was more than what Watson got, but... Not fully guaranteed. Not fully guaranteed, and that is the Giant Wrench.


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[Assistant] I kinda like the dolphins too. Brenton Dove head first in the shallow end as a child.


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[Assistant] How'd I tell you about it? Is this what your mentions were like for the past few days?


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[Assistant] So Brinton, you have been banned from the city of Miami. I don't think it'd be in the best interest of your safety to visit.


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember the opener last year was also Dolphins Patriots and the Dolphins won 17-16. The Patriots were driving down, got inside of Miami's 15 yard line.


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[Assistant] So literally, they're already in field goal range. You can just run out the clock, kick a field goal, go up 19-17. And, uh, I think...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the other team's not playing in one. You want a fun fact? I watched the last Bears preseason game against the Seahawks at a bar in Chicago.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was fantastic. Didn't have a voice for like the last three days. This is the first day I've been able to talk.


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[Assistant] I'm still drinking coffee to recover.


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[Assistant] But then they're all morning. You shake something like this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait


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[Assistant] It's a plastic holiday cup that they give away for free. I don't think it's, it's not a tumbler. Tumbler.


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[Assistant] So anyway, Browns, the Bears fans, Bears fans looked depressed at the beginning of this game and then they scored and it was literally, I think they got a field goal in the first quarter. It was like they had won the Super Bowl. Fans were just like, oh my God, our first team scored. Um, I think it was at Timothy O'Toole's. Shout out to everyone there. Uh,


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[Assistant] Could you imagine if Burset had injured his hand? Only two quarterbacks on the roster would have been the Josh's. Josh Jobs and Josh Rosen.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I picked him to win the division last year. I am not gonna pick them to win the division this year. That is how I feel about them.


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[Assistant] I just feel like too many questions at Wider Receiver. Uh, you know, obviously Trey Lindbergh, Robert Woods to replace AJ Brown. I don't know that they can. I still don't know how I feel about Ryan Tannehill. Derek Henry will always be good, but how much


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[Assistant] He gets beat up every single game and how much punishment can one man take?


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[Assistant] This is another situation where we have the joint practices and I do feel like we see fewer starters on the field when there's joint practice situation leading up to the game.


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[Assistant] In the history of the preseason, you got Brady, he just took 11 days off and went to the Bahamas with his wife, didn't go to the Masked Singer, but now he's playing football again. And the culture minus five and a half?


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[Assistant] And I love Todd Bowles, uh, on Thursday, just saying it wasn't a big deal that Brady wasn't here. He wasn't going to play in the first two games, so it doesn't matter that he missed those. And then he said that


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[Assistant] Brady would have missed multiple practice anyways due to veteran days off and so that he actually only missed three practices during his 11 day absence and that none of this is a big deal.


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[Assistant] Not even Rusty, it's the offensive line. It's funny, the Cowboys and Buccaneers are playing each other in week one because those are the two teams that have the biggest offensive line issues right now. They're question marks because injuries, you don't know who's going to be there. And that's the thing with Brady is that even if he's just as good as he was last year,


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[Assistant] If he only has 1.2 seconds to throw, uh, he could be in trouble.


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[Assistant] I don't think Jonathan Taylor is playing for the Colts. Yea, wouldn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] But they have a great backup QB battle, is my understanding. Brinson, can you talk about that in HQ?


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you want to ruin coffee for yourself quickly. That's how you ruin coffee very quickly.


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[Assistant] Well these are just as good. From 2001 to 2019. So Tom Brady's tenure in New England. The only two times the Patriots didn't win the division title. Chad Pennington and then the Miami Dolphins. Was the quarterback. Pennington was the quarterback for that team.


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[Assistant] Both teams that won the division. That's a really fun fact. When the Patriots hit, once with the Jets and once with the Dolphins.


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[Assistant] I think Wilson knew, that's why he's wanted. I didn't know. He's got a Chad Pennington tattoo now. That he got during the break. Oh yea, I have a Chad Pennington tattoo.


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[Assistant] So if you get him first quarter snaps against the starters, I mean, you just need to know how he's going to play in that type of situation because if he was head and shoulders above everyone, you know, I think the last time we saw something like that. Yeah. And Wilson, you're nodding your head.


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[Assistant] Was the Russell Wilson, Matt Flynn, where the Seahawks gave Matt Flynn so much money. They wanted Matt Flynn to be the starter so badly in 2012.


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[Assistant] Wilson kept tearing it up in like the third and fourth quarter preseason games and uh, they kept asking Pete, are you going to give Russell a chance to like play against the starters? And they kept pushing off, kept pushing it off. I think finally in the fourth preseason game, they're like, all right, we'll let Russell Wilson play in the first quarter and then


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[Assistant] Last week of August, I was like, oh, I guess we gotta name Russell the starter because he totally outplayed. And I kinda agree with you guys, unless it was that situation where Pickett just looks so much better that you have to, that you let Trubisky play the first two games because it's Bengals-Patriots and then let Pickett jump in after that when you get the Browns and Jets. Although the Browns game is Thursday night.


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[Assistant] It wasn't just my decision. There's people across this company.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Welcome to the Pixix Podcast, CBS Sports Daily NFL Podcast. I'm Wil Brinton. I'm your host.


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[Assistant] If you're listening to this podcast, it is likely Wednesday, September 7th, we're gonna talk some awards stuff.


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[Assistant] We've got a Tuesday mailbag podcast that will be is in your feed too, which you may have already listened to, uh, sort of traveling.


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[Assistant] Backwards, forwards in time, but then backwards in time. It's a real DeLorean conundrum, as they say in the time travel business.


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[Assistant] But this is, um, all on YouTube on Tuesday afternoon. If you want to, you can watch us every day at one PM ish ish thereabouts on YouTube for the rest of eternity. Um, although the rest of eternity feels a lot less daunting when it's the freaking NFL season kickoff week.


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[Assistant] Joining me to do a couple, to do, to, to bake some bets on NFL, uh, future award, NFL futures, the award market, Ryan Wilson and John breach. Hello fellas.


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[Assistant] Football season is finally almost here. Finally almost going to miss.


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[Assistant] No purchase necessary, see rules for details.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's an orange Snoopy. How cool is that? What? I heard your husband got a tattoo of Snoopy on his right arm because he's trying, because he's going through a midlife crisis. Would he like this Snoopy figurine as well?


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[Assistant] It is, it is kind of convenient that it's like your midlife crisis, your little midlife tattoo crisis just kind of converge perfectly with work. It's like you, you think you got to have a midlife tattoo crisis that one was paid for by, by myself and listeners.


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[Assistant] You didn't have to spend it, you didn't have to go buy a motorcycle or anything. My dad.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, the chat is on the YouTube chat, youtube.com slash pick six has decided that breach looks like 10 10. I haven't seen the Netflix cartoon show.


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[Assistant] Who was 1010? 1010 should have been your... Oh my gosh, that 1010.


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[Assistant] Can you tell us a picture of 1010 up DBA if you've got it available? Just to, um, can you quaff the top, the front of your hair up a little bit? Bangle's orange hair is what you need though. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Where's that little dog? Where's that little fun loving rapscallion dog of yours?


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[Assistant] Yeah. We like the, like with this little like salt and pepper goatee that you've got going on.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, it's, it's really like, um, like basically the point is like, it's like 10, it's like a 10, 10 instead of like, you know,


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[Assistant] Instead of continuing on the path of like, you know, helping to solve mysteries and, and, uh, and, and help people. Yeah. Uh, essentially 10, 10, this is like 10, 10 breaking bad, like 10, 10 is broken bad. And he's, yeah, he's now like,


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[Assistant] Oh God. Yeah. It's like evil Tintin. It's like if Tintin went, went, yeah, Tintin breaks bad. That's breach.


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[Assistant] Anyway, let's, uh, I guess we can get to the...


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[Assistant] Down a ten roof. Down a ten roof is something like that. What? I don't know. I was trying to. Somebody's high.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know, man. Uhm, yeah, I'm fine. Uhm, the 2022 regular season, we'll start with the MVP. That's a good place to start. Good place to start.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what? What do you think about the MVP, Wilson? I know there's probably somebody who's with terrible odds that you think is a good bet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't mind at all. I mean, I think when you look at, when you're looking at this MVP market, you basically have to say, okay, you know of the.


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[Assistant] Of the guys who are 10 to 1 or better, I mean, they're the favorites, but like.


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[Assistant] You know, Alan Mahomes, Herbert, I actually think you can make the case that Alan at six and a half to one or.


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[Assistant] Seven to one, I think anything under six to one is probably a little short, but like Josh, seven to one is not a crazy bet based on.


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[Assistant] Now again, you gotta, you gotta put down a full unit and a half if you really want to get the money back and versus like a long shot. But I really think that these voters, you know, people like,


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[Assistant] Peter Prisco are just desperate, so desperate to give this award.


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[Assistant] To Josh Allen. I think they would love nothing more in the world than to hand Josh Allen this award.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is like, there's a, there's still so many outs where another guy could win it. Like, Mahomes could easily win it. I mean, I mean, I think the two bets that stand out to me, Lamar Jackson at 20 to 1 is absolutely a bet. Look at the people, Deshaun Watson, I mean, Deshaun Watson, Kyler Murray, uh, Dak Prescott, Matthew Stafford, Russell Wilson ahead of him. Lamar Jackson's won the award before the Ravens could easily have a bounce back season.


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[Assistant] And you know, if he has a monster year, 20 to one is really good value for him. I think to me he should be closer to the 10 to one range.


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[Assistant] It makes no sense. I think they just haven't updated that. It's like a late, I guess how he's playing six games.


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[Assistant] He's not gonna win. He should be, he should be not on the list.


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[Assistant] Trey, Lance, and Jalen Hurts. 30 to 1 are a little, probably 2. It's just not a great price because you could have gotten for like 50 to 1 like earlier this offseason, but those two guys would be my two long shots that I would look at.


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[Assistant] Jalen, who else? Trey Lance? Jalen and Trey Lance. I just think you have the, you have the upside, the rushing equity. There's a lot of pieces around them. Right now, who has the better numbers?


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[Assistant] I trust that offense to open up a little bit more than I would. Maybe the Eagles who really got into like after a couple of weeks, Nixie, you're already adjusted and they, they became a run heavy team. So that, that would be the only reason for taking trailer.


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[Assistant] If you're drafting fantasy this week, just get Jalen Hurts.


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[Assistant] Trey Lance has tons of upside, but Jalen Hurts can have a terrible football game and still be a QB one. He did it seven or eight times last week.


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[Assistant] Breach, what about you? You haven't said a word. You've been just staring at Joe Burrows, thinking about his hair. He's like, why do they get this haircut?


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[Assistant] Well, remember in 2019 or 2018, Mahomes won and he was a big time long shot. RJ came out at 75 to 1 on this podcast. Lamar Jackson won in 2019 and he was a long shot. They both got bet down into the preseason. So the numbers they closed out were probably like 30 to 1 or 25 to 1.


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[Assistant] Same with Roger. For three straight years, it was a surprising outcome at MVP. And then last year, Roger's repeating was the first time in a while. It had been a short, short number.


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[Assistant] Two, uh, I mean, I should probably tweet this out just to get the Dolphins fans off my ass. Two, uh, talk about low at 50 to one. It's not a crazy dark throw. You're just.


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[Assistant] I'll probably end up betting Matt Ryan. I bet Matt Ryan it wouldn't be PMU except the year he actually won it. All right. What about a Joe Burrow? Any takers?


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[Assistant] Thirteen to one, not a ton of interest, but he, it wouldn't be shocking if he, if he had a huge season in one. You just hate Joe Burrow.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'll tell you who is the, a really good real long shot that is currently on the screen. Trevor Lawrence, 125 to 1. I mean, the Jaguars win that division.


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[Assistant] I was, Wilson accused me of something that I wasn't, you know.


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[Assistant] What was that? I mean, look, 125 to 1, it is a major long shot, but Trevor Lawrence has the pedigree.


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[Assistant] We've seen, you know, we saw it with, we saw it with Mahomes, we saw it with Lamar, second year quarterback breakout, unexpected. If the Jaguars won 10 games and stole that division.


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[Assistant] You know, there's going to be talk about Lawrence as a possibility, although as Sully correctly pointed out.


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[Assistant] Instead of betting the Jaguars to win the division, just bet Doug Peterson to win coach of the year. Cause those things are essentially correlated. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Upholding the laws and can't get verified on. I've got, I've got a good, uhm, I've got a piece of trivia for you. Alright, we'll see if it's good or not. In 2014, Aaron Rodgers won the MVP. Okay. Two defensive players received votes that same year for MVP. One was the runner up. The other was.


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[Assistant] Super Bowl-wise. No, no, let's finish the question. Who is the other defensive player to receive a single vote for MVP that season?


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[Assistant] Uh, 2014. If I tell you the, if I tell you what Super Bowl was, you're, you're. Richard Sherman.


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[Assistant] Oh! Breach! Alright, do you want, do you want, alright, I'll tell you what, I'll give Wilson the Super Bowl it is.


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[Assistant] And then there should be a three step process for you to connect this name. And Breeze is already giving you one hint. This is the New York Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] You know how many games Bobby Wagner played that year? Twelve.


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[Assistant] He jumped in and said, I don't care if you want me to go or not. You were sitting there thinking about.


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[Assistant] Well I think Rich's argument is like basically you need someone to have a superhuman season for Aaron Donald not to get the award. T.J. Watt did it last year. Miles Garrett clearly they think could do it. Michael Parsons could do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, I think I would look into 30, like, I, so my, uhm,


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[Assistant] I kinda like to, uhm, the problem is, I think we looked this up, defensive player of the year needs to, your team has to be good.


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[Assistant] I think you have to be like a 500 or better, right? Because what was, what were the Steelers, are the Steelers, ooh.


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[Assistant] We are going to defense, offensive, whatever it is. Let's see what it is. Offensive rookie of the year. This market is totally FUBAR. It is insane.


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[Assistant] Can he, can it pick it? 9 to 1 now, it was 6 to 1 before. Damien Pierce 10 to 1, George Pickens 10 to 1 are the next two favorites. Those guys were like 60 to 1 at various points this offseason. If you got any of them, you have some fantastic CLV.


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[Assistant] CLV ain't worth a crap if it, if it, if you didn't win, it doesn't matter, but I mean like you have to feel good about where you are if you bet on those guys.


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[Assistant] Basically you just have, you have value built into what, what you, what you bet on. But again, like it doesn't mean it's going to end up being worth anything at all. You know, like it's not, like it's not necessarily, um, it's not necessarily like you have.


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[Assistant] You know, like, you're like, wow, I have Damien Pierce at 50 to one. Like I feel great about the value that I got on that, but it doesn't matter if Damien Pierce doesn't win the award. I just think you have to look further down.


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[Assistant] The, the list, if you're going to bet on anything at this point and like they are pretty scared. They being the books on the offensive rookie of the year award.


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[Assistant] Ten, it's happened, like the, like the winning.


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[Assistant] It's like 5 of the last 12 years has had a winning record. You have the, uh, RG3 with the WFTs, uhm.


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[Assistant] And remember, Mac Jones should have won it last year. Here's the minus 1000 going into week 16 or whatever when Jamar Chase blew up and it completely flipped the script.


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[Assistant] You know, it basically like that one huge game against the Chiefs completely changed everything about that market, which is just crazy.


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I, I have battled out here several times.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Rashad White at 50 to 1 in the terrible bat, like if something happens to regular season Lenny and he goes down. Isaiah Pacheo.


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[Assistant] Was it been a Pacheco Pacheco, excuse me, 41. He's like, I mean, he could be the number two running, but he could be, he could end up being.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be crazy if he ended up being the number one, like the best running back on the Chiefs. Right. I mean, there's slim pickets, sadly.


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[Assistant] There just shouldn't be, there shouldn't be this many people under 20 to 1. They've squeezed it down.


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[Assistant] You don't know the answer. You're not going to be able to correctly guess this. I bet you can't get this. Alright, go ahead. Last year, Jamar Chase won offensive rookie of the year.


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[Assistant] 42 votes. Mack Jones got five votes. The other three votes were given to two players. Who are they?


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[Assistant] Reed Humphrey got to vote for the Chiefs. Two offensive linemen got Ricky the year votes. I'm just saying in a year, in a weird year.


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[Assistant] With no like superstar talent quarterback and guys who aren't going to get a ton of opportunity at quarterback.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be that crazy if like. It would be crazy. If if one of those three offensive linemen got.


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[Assistant] If you're betting Romeo at 14 to 1, you're just getting horrible value.


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[Assistant] Let's take a break. When we come back, we look at a few more awards next.


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[Assistant] What other name that you could have thrown in there? Is it mere white? 80 to 1? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think Zana the night, 125 to 1 is not crazy. Like if Priest Hall gets hurt, I mean, he could take over. He's like, he looked great in the preseason.


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[Assistant] You won't believe this, but Pete Pritzker is somehow incapable of, of, of managing to make it through two picks in a fantasy draft.


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[Assistant] So let's look at the defensive work of the year class next.


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[Assistant] What? Yeah. What? Look at, let's look at Marcus Peters. Let's look at Marshawn Latimore.


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[Assistant] The team with the team that changed everything. Remember there was a seven to nine, three, seven to nine team, three straight years. And then I mean also five, five picks is a lot.


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[Assistant] I think, I mean, I think you do have to just take one of the passwords up top. If you look at who's won the award before.


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[Assistant] It's, this is just a pass rushes award unless there's somebody with a ton of picks.


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[Assistant] What? He gets one on ones. He's got questionable quarterbacks. He's going up against Matt. I mean, like no, he's not going up against elite quarterbacks. Like he can definitely pile up sacks.


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[Assistant] Doug, Doug Pearson, 15 to 1 now. Thanks to Sully for slicing his number in half there. He was 30 to 1.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think I'd take Peterson. I think he has the most upside in terms of- Who? Pete, Doug, Doug. Thank you. Marisha, are you taking?


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[Assistant] See, that's a better argument for Doug than anybody else's. You win nine games with the Jaguars, miss the playoffs, and Doug's winning the award.


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[Assistant] Okay, well that's what you said. You finished second place in the division. I would much rather bet on Doug or, hey, look, Kyle, Kyle Shanahan is a good, is a decent value because of Tray Lance is awesome. He's going to get credit for it.


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[Assistant] I mean, Kevin O'Connell, if the Vikings win that, if the Vikings beat the Packers in that division, he's going to get a lot of credit for it.


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[Assistant] They're probably, I bet they're not even favored to make the playoffs at this point.


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[Assistant] No, they have not. They have not. Uhm, Chris McCaffrey down to nine to one.


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[Assistant] It was 11 to 1 I think when RJ gave it out in the pod to Sean Watson 18 to 1. Take him off the list, please.


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[Assistant] Remove his name from the list. What is he prerequisite? Injury? Are you gonna come back from suspension?


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[Assistant] Well, there's no prerequisite. You can come back. Philip Rivers came back from being, like, having an average year one time.


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[Assistant] Well, like Alex Smith was a lock if he played at all to win after coming back from that leg injury.


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[Assistant] I think McCaffrey is a better bet. Baker-Bayfield is just coming back from the Browns.


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[Assistant] What about like Alex Smith? So Tana Hill came back from injury but also it was like coming back from Adam Gase.


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[Assistant] You know who's not a bad bet for this award? 60 to 1 Carl Lawson. Like he tore his ACL before the season. If he has like 15 sacks for the Jets.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm just saying, like, if, if, like, if none of those guys up top have great seasons, and Carl Lawson has a great defensive season, and he tore his ACL last year, that's just an easy look for the voters. It's 60 to 1. It's not worth, like, J.C. Horner wouldn't be crazy. Is Will Fuller on a roster?


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[Assistant] It's a Packers sign, Will Fuller! Right? It's a path!


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[Assistant] Total regular season receiving touchdowns. Who's going to have? These are over under. Let's do most regular season receiving touchdowns or most regular season passing touchdowns. We can start there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, not for most pa-uh. Why not?


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[Assistant] Just, just for clarification, last year, Tom Brady led the league with 43 passing touchdowns, Matthew Stafford second at 41.


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[Assistant] Justin Herbert 3rd at 38, and then Mahomes, Dak, and Aaron Rodgers had 37 each, Josh Allen 36, Joe Burrow 34, Kirk Cousins 33, and Carson Wentz 10th at 27.


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[Assistant] Two at thirty-five to one most passing touchdown, so you think two is gonna throw forty plus, I think you're gonna have to go forty and change.


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[Assistant] I think it's just like the rushing equity and like they don't think he'll throw that many.


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[Assistant] Worst regular season record though, the Bears at 61, how is that not a bet?


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[Assistant] Why are the bears, why are the bears the fourth favorite on that list? They should be like the number one.


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[Assistant] The Bears should have the same odds as the Falcons and the Jets and the Texans.


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[Assistant] Uh, Emily in the chat throughout Lions, I don't even see them on the, they're better than 10 to 1. Lions are winning 7 games this year.


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[Assistant] That's too low. Did you hear Joe? That's too high. Did you hear Joe Shane? Yeah. Why are the Giants there?


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[Assistant] I can get out of here. Cardinals I like better than the Titans. I thought about the Cardinals too. I mean the Cardinals could implode. The Browns are 50 to 1.


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[Assistant] I bet the Colts of this, this last year, that was, that was off. I don't think they could do it. Disrespecting to Cowboys 201. That gets hurt early on.


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[Assistant] Bears at 61 is a bet, and so is the Giants at 31. First overall pick. Uhm, where's, uh, Devin Leary? Not after last weekend!


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[Assistant] The second half was a walking heart attack. My buddy almost caused like 20, I mean like, not even kidding, almost caused like...


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[Assistant] He was about to like break like $20,000 worth of stuff in his house. Who did they, uh, play? East, East Carolina. Oh, that game was close. Did they win? They missed an extra point and then missed a 41 yard field goal and would have beaten us. They stayed held on for dear life.


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[Assistant] If they have the worst record in football, it means Ritter's played enough that they've seen Ritter.


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[Assistant] The top four teams are NFC South team and AFC West team and AFC South team and another AFC South team. And one team is going 10 and seven. There's no like order like to like what the record is. There's no, there's no way to figure out what's going on.


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[Assistant] The guy who wrote the article is completely disoriented.


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[Assistant] Right. Panthers are 101. Panthers get the Browns at home. At the Giants. Saints at home. Cardinals at home. 49ers at home. I mean, could they be like the only five of no team?


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[Assistant] By the way, you need, um, oh my God, Divo got a Carson Wentz Colts Jersey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like what, what was it? What, who, but it's not from your wallet. It'd be like from your, what was the font?


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[Assistant] Oh great, that's great, great. You're an Eagles fan. That's fantastic. I, I'm the division rival with him now. They kicked me to the curb. Uh, what else you got for me kid? Well, would you sign this Colts jersey? This guy's going to punch me.


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[Assistant] If you're watching on YouTube, don't go anywhere. We're gonna do the mailbag for Tuesday's show.


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[Assistant] In video form, like immediately on this feed without going anywhere. If you are listening to the podcast.


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[Assistant] For Breach, I'm Brinson. For Breach, for Wilson, I'm Brinson. See you guys later.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Welcome to the Big Six Podcast. CBS Sports Daily NFL Podcast. I'm Wilburton. I'm your host. It is Tuesday, September the 6th. If you are watching, if you're listening, if you're listening or watching to the podcast, because this is a mailbag show and we will be answering some questions from our


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[Assistant] Anyway, joining me, John Breach and shortly, Ryan Wilson. If you're watching the podcast on YouTube.


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[Assistant] You just went forward in time to Wednesday and then back in time is now Tuesday. So it was like a brief is just a brief little jaunt into a forward into time. If you're into that sort of thing.


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[Assistant] I'm also doing a fantasy draft while, like, while this is going on. It's very, it's like a standard one. It's very difficult.


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[Assistant] I've been doing a fantasy draft for the last like quite like the last 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, who do you want to pick between Hunter Renfro, George Pickens?


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[Assistant] Rent for all day. All day. You can also get Melvin Gordon, Iheem Hines, Amy and Harris are available.


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[Assistant] What to do, what to do. I have to wait for Prisco and every single pick too, it's very annoying. Oh, I thought this was a mail back question.


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[Assistant] No, just, we're waiting back for you to get back to know that question. I'm doing a live, an annoying life. I'm defending my championship.


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[Assistant] Zeke Elliott, Christian McCaffrey, Michael Pittman, Jerry Judy, Brandon Iyuk, and Kyle Pitts. Actually, the team's got a lot of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're picking, so I guess I'll take Renfro here.


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[Assistant] Uh, four, but he's like, he's young. I mean, you're assuming like he's like chasing a tennis ball, a hundred yards. He's going to run max out.


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[Assistant] Sixth grader. I think the answer is a sixth grader just because like a sixth grader, I mean, you're not winning either one of them.


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[Assistant] A German Shepherd can go 30 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Right. Let's see. I think the King Charles Cavalier is on the slowest dog list. My God.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the English, the English Mastiff is the slowest, is the number one ranked slow dog on this list. Top speed 12 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Think about it, you're on the treadmill and you're, you put the treadmill on 10, that's 10 miles an hour. And you're like, you feel like you're about to go flying off if you're in good shape.


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[Assistant] I mean like, you can run 10 miles an hour. As an adult.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm looking at this. The maximum speed attained by 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 year olds were like, uhm. It's in meters per second. I'm starting to do the camera. That's so slow.


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[Assistant] I would much rather race of a random sixth grader. Like you just, you get a thousand sixth graders and a thousand dogs. And it's just like, they're just completely totally randomly selected.


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[Assistant] Like there's just a ton of like super athletic sixth graders.


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[Assistant] Molly P's in the chat. She is a 10, a 12 and a 17 year old. She's true Debo. My 10 year old, I could outrun no problem. The 12 year old would be harder. 17 year old smoked me in a race and I'm a runner.


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[Assistant] Oh, so like that's the big, that's a huge issue. Six to eight, six to uh, 10 to 12 to 17 is just a massive like jump in athletics skillset and sort of you, you become, you become comfortable in your body.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's what happened when I ran at 40. We showed up to like this, this high school with like having to wear a mustache and like a club trail shirt and short running shorts. We ran an eight second 40. Do you remember?


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[Assistant] The Falcons gave us all the credit they needed to give.


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[Assistant] I suggested, no, I suggested that the Bears might not like Justin Fields. It might be fine if their team stinks this year.


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[Assistant] Justin. Justin Fields and wants to, you know, move in a different direction. Like, is that possible? I suppose. Yes, it is possible.


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[Assistant] Play the AFC East. It's not their whole schedule. They're going to play the Packers twice. Well I'm just saying they might start 0-2. Right.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm not suggesting they're going to win the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Okay. Let's say that Justin Fields is, what is, what is awesome Justin Fields?


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[Assistant] Like what, like what is, what is it, what does that look like? Is it like a poor man's version of 2019 Lamar Jackson? J1 Hertz last year.


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[Assistant] So in, okay, so he's going to have like close to a 3000, 1000 season.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's, alright let's say he has a 3,000-1,000 season.


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[Assistant] At that point, you are not, nobody's even thinking about moving on if he runs for a thousand yards and throws passes for 3500 or whatever. I think, I think regardless, they probably still lose the first two games.


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[Assistant] A win at the Giants. Like if he's awesome, they're going to win those two games. They're two and two. I think they're three and three after at Minnesota, Washington and home three and four.


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[Assistant] At, at New England, if he's awesome, can they beat the Cowboys?


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[Assistant] Or they lose at Dallas. They can win that game. I mean, who knows what offensive line looks like.


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[Assistant] Okay, so they're three and four. We'll say four and four. They beat the Dolphins. And the Lions at home. So that would be six and four. They went at Atlanta and at the Jets, right? If he's awesome.


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[Assistant] Definitely. That'd be eight and four. I think we give a loss to the at the Cowboys, by the way. But okay, that's fine. Yeah. And then do they beat the lose? I think they still lose the Packers at home. So eight and five.


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[Assistant] Philly at home after the buy, winner loss if Justin Fields is awesome.


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[Assistant] Bills at home, boss, even if he's awesome. At lions, vikings at home, how do they close? Cause they're eight and eight at that point.


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[Assistant] No, they're eight and seven at that point. Sorry. One and one. So nine and nine and eight is their ceiling. If Justin Fields is awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If, if you, I mean, look, that's, I think that's a long shot, even if he's like amazing.


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[Assistant] If they go 4 and 13, it's not out of the realm of possibility that they, and they have the top of rope. If they go 3 and 14, it's not that crazy that they would look at the draft and maybe think about taking somebody else.


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[Assistant] It's just a different regime and a different head coach. Like that's the, like the whole thing has been turned up.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think Lawrence is a little different than Justin Fields. Why? First of all, pick.


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[Assistant] Hey guys. Not him, do anyone on Twitter. Hey guys, not too long of a listener, but a big fan. Thank you for jumping on board the Pixix bandwagon.


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[Assistant] Looking forward to the start of the NFL season. I'm a longtime Bills fan. My question, if the Bills make it to the Super Bowl and lose, is the season a success or a failure? What about a loss in the AFC championship game? Thanks. This is a really good question.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, uh, the Bills losing to the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game would be a pretty disappointing outcome for Buffalo fans.


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[Assistant] By having, well they weren't in the AC Championship game though I guess.


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[Assistant] I think Bill's fans are looking at this as, this is such a window of opportunity for them.


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[Assistant] They can't lose in the playoffs. No, no, no. You can lose, like, if, yeah, that would be disappointing to lose in the playoffs. But like, if it feels like they really need to get, like, when, when you take over the Bills,


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[Assistant] Like Sean McDermott did, there's two obstacles in your way that you have to sort of take care of in order to- They took care of one of them. The Patriots, they dethroned the Patriots.


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[Assistant] Get past the Chiefs. And I don't think that it's not easy to do, you know, like... Did they beat him in the regular season last year, handily?


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[Assistant] I just, I just think that sometimes you can get, you can be, uh, they can go 14-3, be the number one seed, make it to the playoffs, and you just get an unlucky draw against it, like a, like- Well, that's a failure.


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[Assistant] It doesn't make the season a failure, it makes it a disappointing close of the season.


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[Assistant] I think if the Bills don't make the Super Bowl, people will be like, people say it's a very disappointing season.


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[Assistant] Failure is a tough one because it's like, how can you be a failure if you, if you win 14 or 15 games and then. I mean, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you could, I mean, I think you could like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you have to go to the Super Bowl. That's where I'm at. Yeah, that's probably right. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think, I think if they don't go to the Super Bowl, it'll be like, what are we doing here? Okay.


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[Assistant] At Stub Six, which team is the, quote unquote, best player roster, excluding coaches, et cetera. Interesting.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you can definitely make the case that the Bengals have a, like, um, like a very good defensive team across the board. I mean, Eli Apple's a starting cornerback for each.


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[Assistant] The question is, the question is the offensive line. Is the offensive line good enough to put the Bengals in that conversation?


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[Assistant] I mean, I think Raven's pass catchers are kind of like, people are dogging on him. It's like, you got, look, you got Mark Andrews and then Rashad Bateman could have a, people are expecting a big


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[Assistant] Oh, well, Shawn Bateman's much more likely to break out than likely.


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[Assistant] Okay, we'll see. Do you think Isaiah likely has better numbers than Rashad Babin? That's what you said. I didn't say that. What did you say?


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[Assistant] Let's take a break, we'll come back, we'll do a few more mailbag questions next.


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[Assistant] The at Ken Maestro on Twitter says Jordan Whitehead said the Jets have playmakers in every position group. I started the uncertainty that Zach Wilson is that true? And are the Jets being underrated this year because they're the Jets?


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[Assistant] The real problem is, I mean, like, gays, I obviously never, I mean, but like, the problem's been these GMs haven't done a good job. The question is, is Joe Douglas gonna do a good enough job, uhm, that


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[Assistant] The issue is like, it's almost, and this is unfair to Zach Wilson, but it doesn't feel remotely easy to...


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[Assistant] Decide if Zach Wilson can take a leap forward.


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[Assistant] I like the upside of the Jets. Uhm, it, you know, the Bills in the division, the Dolphins look like it's, it wouldn't be crazy if the Jets finishes the second or third team.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you can... Well, just the Princeton odds.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'll say second, they finished second, first in the division is like, like 30 to one for me. No, anywhere but fourth. Anywhere but fourth. Uh, plus 250. Yeah, that sounds about right.


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[Assistant] The question was, but it was like the Jets have playmakers at every position group. Uh, Elijah Moore. Let's examine that and see if that is true.


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[Assistant] So it's undoubtedly true at the, at the wide receiver position, even if you just want to say Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] I would have them as, I would have them as my number two team in that division.


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[Assistant] If you, if again, the question said outside of the uncertainty that is Zach Wilson, is that true? And are the jets being underrated this year because of the jet? So yes, yes.


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[Assistant] Has there ever been a season where the first and the last games are played by the same two teams? That's a great question. Like this year, if the Super Bowl is Bill's, if the Super Bowl is Bill's Rams, if not, how about a Super Bowl between the two teams who played each other week one?


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[Assistant] Also, there's never been a Super Bowl with two bird teams in it, which is something I threw out on Dave Damishek's podcast. That's a fact only I know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I actually gave you credit for it, uh, Breach, and he said, and this Jack was like, whoa, that is kind of like in my wheelhouse of stuff we talk about.


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[Assistant] And he's like, I'm not cool. He's like, he's like, I have to research it. He's like, I don't.


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[Assistant] He's like, I don't know. He's like, I'll just take you on your word for it. I was like, well, the full disclosure, I didn't look either. I just took breach at his word for it.


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[Assistant] So the week one thing has probably happened, but we'd have to, I mean, if you just, if you just go back far enough, you know, like, um,


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[Assistant] But I don't know for sure, but the first and the first matchup of the year has never happened before.


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[Assistant] I thought I had a, I thought at 1970. Oh gosh. Even I wasn't in line for that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, the week one matchup has never happened. It is a, there's a decent chance that it happens this year. How about the fact that we're on this heater of


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[Assistant] Two straight years where a quarterback has changed teams and won the Super Bowl in his first season and two straight years where the winning team played in their own home stadium. Like that's crazy. That stuff never happened and now it happened two years in a row.


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[Assistant] Well, the odds tell you very easily that it is the new quarterback because you have a lot more new quarterbacks and you just, it's just like one of the Cardinals odds, right?


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[Assistant] You got Russell with the Broncos. You got Matt Ryan with the Colts. That's why Breach is all over these. Mitch Trabisky with the Steelers. Mitch Trabisky with the Steelers. You have, um, Carson Wentz with the Commanders. Why are you laughing? You're laughing. I wasn't laughing.


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[Assistant] If every division had to make a purple roster, which division would be at the top and which division would be at the bottom?


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[Assistant] I'm taking Lamar, but if Breach wants us to take Barra, I don't care. Who are you taking Breach?


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[Assistant] One of Chandler Jones, Max Crosby, Joey Bosa, Khalil Mack, you can keep all on there in theory.


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[Assistant] So let's think about the offense for the AFC East is Josh Allen going to Tyree kill, Jalen Waddle and Steph Stafante.


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[Assistant] Is the offensive line good enough of the AFC East? That would be my one concern.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, because you have... I think the AFC North's offensive line is probably better.


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[Assistant] The third, I don't, I think, I mean, like I get the Josh Allen puts you up there, but I don't know that. Uh, let's see. Oh, what about the NFC? So you have.


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[Assistant] We have, uh, Devontae Scott or Dalton Schultz, two tight end offense.


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[Assistant] You got the Hopkins when he comes back. Um, you know, you have the, you know, the 49ers offensive line.


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[Assistant] Seahawks have DK Metcalfe and Tyler Lockett to offer you. I mean, like that's you got, you got a lot of options. Feels like defensively that that's you got Aaron Donald, Jalen Ramsey. Like it feels like defensively that might be the third best overall team, overall division.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying like you want a balanced team and I'm, I think the NFC North or the NFC West is better than the AFC East.


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[Assistant] Is the NFC South like secretly better than people give it credit for because you have Brady in that you can, like you have some good offensive linemen and you can pull, you know, whether it's DJ Moore, Michael Thomas, you know, Kyle Pitts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Justin Jefferson and like that's cut and Amaranth Brown. I mean, it's not like they're, are you gonna get Darnell Mooney?


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[Assistant] Are you serious? I mean, I like Darnell Mooney, but I mean, it's not like you're pulling like, I mean. Justin Jefferson, Jalen Rager.


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[Assistant] They're, they're, yeah, I mean like, but that's like, you don't want them to be your number ones.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying that like, all right. So, so what's, so it's either AFC South or AFC South is definitely last for me.


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[Assistant] Yes. There's no argument. It's so easy.