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[Assistant] So can we say though, without a doubt from our experience, this man is searching for happiness in the wrong place.


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[Assistant] You run into the point that the Bible warns you about, about worshipping yourself versus our Creator. That's where what we believe and what he's got going on is there's a big clash


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[Assistant] Now granted, look, if this makes this guy feel better, by all means.


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[Assistant] Of the end game of why you're doing this. Like the end game shouldn't be just so you can look in the mirror and be okay.


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[Assistant] It's the whole deal that we, we read the verse of don't store up your treasures here on earth, store them up in heaven. So like when this all goes away, that plastic is still going to be plastic.


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[Assistant] Go for it. He may end up being a sideshow attraction.


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[Assistant] Look at what's next to me. Here's what I say with God, all things are possible. Not anything, all things. So I'm going to roll with that one, but let's take our next break. We'll be back after this. Why would you do that to me? Wow, that was loud. We're apologizing.


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[Assistant] Alright, so we're back. We're back. You said he had sent you three articles, we got 31. He sent me three!


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[Assistant] They're not going to say you're out. They're going to say, give me more. Give me more.


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[Assistant] You made it where we couldn't go to grocery stores, but people could bring us all the fried food we wanted. Now you're going to start charging us more to fly on planes.


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[Assistant] I don't really step on a scale too often. What happens, what is there in game if you're up to 250 pounds can fly? What happens if you're 252?


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[Assistant] I travel with a tiny bag for two or three days. Tiny bag, that's all you need. I need a couple pairs of underwear, some socks. I can't leave this gut at home. I can roll.


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[Assistant] I don't know, about seven, eight years ago though, you could have told me and you would have been absolutely right. Cause I look back at like that first or second season of Duck Dynasty and I'm like, golly, I swallowed a man. I look like I ran face first into a beehive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I ain't ever getting there. Not without amputation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, even over there in Canada. We gon' tell them folks in Canada what's going on. Did they arrest you?


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[Assistant] All we can tell you for sure is 80 is too much. 80 is too, too much. Wow. 80. That was a... What was their thought? That pulled the air from around them whenever they had it. They felt it go like this. They felt that in their chest.


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[Assistant] Ha! And we're back with that note of the ha ha ha ha ha. Johnny D, tell us what's in that hello at duckcallroom.com mailbox. Where are we at this week? Hold on, let me go back to this. Ah, I was reading something.


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[Assistant] So, my wife didn't hunt when we met. So, now I did everything I could to make her first hunting trip enjoyable.


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[Assistant] But we had it planned, uh, and then we got one of those nice little cold fronts, and it was miserable.


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[Assistant] But, she stuck it out with me because she knew how much I loved it and she wanted to see what it was about. She was like, I want to see what makes you tick. So that was, for her that was cool.


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[Assistant] But I also knew when to pull the plug. Like it was cold, like miserably cold. And I looked over at her and her face started changing colors a little bit. And I said, yeah, we gotta go. And she was like, no, we ain't leaving. I was like.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're leaving. Like this is, it's okay to call a hunt. Like, but the biggest thing you have to do for them is to keep it fun.


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[Assistant] You gotta keep it fu- might I suggest even, from my experience, starter with either dove hunting,


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[Assistant] It's nice and warm, you don't have to hide really.


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[Assistant] Like, or even turkey hunt. You're up, you're active, you're moving, you're not just, and the weather is always better.


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[Assistant] The weather a lot of times for people that don't hunt is the biggest turn off to hunting. Like, nobody wants to freeze to death. Nobody wants to do that.


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[Assistant] But I, you know, you're from, you're from southern Idaho, Steven. I don't recommend taking her on a three mile back country elk hunt as her first experience. That's not, that's not where I would go. Keep it simple. Doves, turkeys,


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[Assistant] If you have preserves, go shoot some pheasant or whatever, stuff like that. Quail. I mean, there's, you know, or even Hawks, like I know California's got a wild hog problem. Um, you know, so there's all types of opportunities or just take her to a gun range, like a skeet club or something and see if she even enjoys it. Look.


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[Assistant] She doesn't have to enjoy it to get your kids to go hunting. Like some stuff your wife doesn't necessarily have to do with you.


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[Assistant] I agree. When you start taking people that haven't done it before, that is a lot of fun. Is it, is it for us sometimes incredibly frustrating because we, you know, if the ducks are coming and they flare them.


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[Assistant] That is frustrating. But that's part of it. That's part of it. And, but for them to finally see it all come together when they don't flare ducks and they get down in the hole and they, they get that excitement and then that all moment of light. When they kill their first one.


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[Assistant] And now my wife loves to turkey hunt. And she loves to duck hunt with me. I took her deer hunting deer hunting.


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[Assistant] Um, but yeah, just keep it fun and just don't, don't stress over it. Like those are my favorite, some of my favorite mornings of the year is when she goes, cause I'll hang my gun in a tree.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, there's a piece that you find out there in them woods in the quiet. In the quiet. That you ain't gonna find nowhere else. The other cool part about them too is when you take a new person, like if they are fortunate enough to harvest something, then you get to show them the full aspect of now we go clean it.


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[Assistant] They get a biology lesson if they've never learned it. Like you get to show them cool things about the animal and all that. But then.


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[Assistant] The final reward of watching somebody who's never had it.


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[Assistant] Try a wild game done correctly for the first time.


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[Assistant] It's an aha moment that, Steven, you'll get there, bro.


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[Assistant] Like, you'll get there, but just understand it doesn't have to be for her.


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[Assistant] And odds are she's probably going to have a hobby that doesn't have to be for you.


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[Assistant] And let her have girlfriends that do it with her and they have their little time and then you got friends that you go do your time and like God said, it ain't getting away from each other.


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[Assistant] It's just recharging your battery so that when you get back, you're bought in, you're focused, and all that kind of good stuff, so.


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[Assistant] The outdoors are a therapeutic place, my man. They help me more than...


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[Assistant] My two favorite times of the day when the world wakes up and when the world goes to bed. My two favorite times of the day, right there. The most, the most thrashers.


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[Assistant] And then the Cardinals get rolling. Oh yeaah. And then them loudmouth mockingbirds get started. Rascals.


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[Assistant] Running trail cameras. Trail cameras are a big thing that you can do as a family now. Like, it's a, it's a cool thing. Cause now they get to like see what the work was about. Like you can just show them and say, look what we got over here now. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Involve them in the fun stuff and the stuff that doesn't necessarily have misery involved with it. A lot of the hunts will, but you know, just have fun. Like this bunch around here loves to embrace the grind. I prefer to embrace the fun. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. That'll preach there, Martin.


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[Assistant] Maybe the biggest deal in town for quite a few years. She had her own show. She had her own show. She owned a restaurant.


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[Assistant] And she's decided to come join us here at the Duck Call Room Podcast. Ms. Kay. Ms. Kay Robertson is in the building.


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[Assistant] Well there's a reason we call it the Duck Commander 50. Once you start working here, you hang out at Ms. K's table, and you all, we all get bigger.


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[Assistant] Oh, we've talked about it here on this podcast, which I forgot to mention. If you're listening, thank you for listening. If you're watching on YouTube, thank you. We're on Spotify, we're on Apple, youtube.com slash Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Like and subscribe as Sy likes to say. Look, so thanks for signing up for the YouTube Subscribing. Somebody's about to win a Zoom call with this guy. I don't know when that's happening. I'll check in, we'll put it in the comments. But somebody's gonna win a Zoom call with you and our friends over at Scoremaster, we're gonna talk about it later. They're gonna give you a chance to win free shirts and stuff.


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[Assistant] With your face on it. And duck call room stuff. I think we're just gonna dive right into it today. Because I'm excited that Miss K's here. And last episode we asked a ton of questions for Miss K. But you kinda hit on it already. What was it like dating Phil and Sy?


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[Assistant] Cause, cause that's a lot of questions. But, so you married into the Robertsons.


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[Assistant] And Stone did too. So a lot of people are asking what's that's like.


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[Assistant] On me, I'll tell you that. I'm liking this brother-sister intervention going, so we're gonna continue this right after this break. Alright, there you go.


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[Assistant] Sat, you know what I find super confusing? What? Insurance.


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[Assistant] Interest? Insurance. Oh, insurance. And that's why...


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[Assistant] I've signed up for policy genius. It is the best thing ever. It compares the rates for you. You don't have to be some.


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[Assistant] They can help you find it all at a lower price and they'll actually get you paid. They save shoppers up to $1,055 per year over what they were paying for home and auto insurance. So with these guys, they do all the work for you, all the confusing stuff. They bull it down to simple and they save you money. What would you spend that extra money on?


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[Assistant] That's more poker money. So hey, look, getting started is easy. Head over to policygenius.com slash Cy and answer a few quick questions and they're going to take it from there.


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[Assistant] Compare all the top insurers, progressive, all state and find you the best price for you. So head over to policygenius.com slash si and they're going to do it for you. They do the work.


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[Assistant] You saved the money. It's the best deal ever. And Cy, here's the deal. They save shoppers up to $1,055 per year over what they were paying for home and auto insurance.


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[Assistant] And I've heard that story and Phil yelled back, Willie Jess.


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[Assistant] You're incredible, Ms. K. I'm enjoying this episode so much.


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[Assistant] Your first couple dates were Sein and Pons with this character.


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[Assistant] So were you, before you met Phil, you weren't hunting and fishing?


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[Assistant] But your daddy probably let you hunt and fish, you weren't just the dead king.


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[Assistant] BK is a legend. Oh no no, she is. So she's- I- I knew her as the- I didn't know she could cook too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, standing guillotine chokeholds. So if anybody, if there's any young men out there like, mm, BK sounds interesting, first remember there is Mr. Stone. So look out.


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[Assistant] That is true. Well, how about this? How about we take another break and I want to dive more into those four boys that you birthed because I work for one of them and there's lots of questions about them.


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[Assistant] Are you even gonna tell us how many you own? No. Are you well protected? Yes.


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[Assistant] That's what I like to hear. And you know what? Nearly 5 million other people purchase firearms in 2020. Cause right now it's kinda weird in America. And have you bought ammo lately?


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[Assistant] You just download the app, load the laser bullet into your firearm and start your training experience. You dry fire with a laser into the app. It comes in all the major calibers and today you can save 10% and get free shipping with the offer code duck at checkout. So when you go to itargetpro.com


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[Assistant] It's the smartest way for you to practice and it pays for itself in one day because you're not spending money on the bullets. That's the letter ITargetPro.com. ITargetPro.com. Offer duck. Hey, Harvey from Lakeland, Florida. He listens to our show. He bought it. He says it's awesome. And within the first 15 minutes, he's already saving money because he has shot that many times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause hey, when it hits the fan, you're gonna wanna be trained.


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[Assistant] I'd be missing everywhere. Stone's gonna be on target though. That's why I got an eye target, to help me.


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[Assistant] It makes noise. Alright, anyway, we're back. Uh, so, Ms. K, we got a few questions for you straight from the fans about your sons. Oh, great. And we've ar- So, Jace was the toughest? Cause that was one question.


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[Assistant] Jase hands down. Alright, but who, then this is a weird question, and I don't know that we should read it because it could open up another can of family worms, but Chucky, uh, asked who is your favorite son. That's a tough one. That makes me nervous.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then another question from Denise. So, a lot of people that watch our show, they got families themselves, and we give out, Sy gives out life advice. I don't know if you've heard any of it. It's great advice.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's good. That, that counts. I'm counting that as a win. Uhm, but Denise asked, how often do you talk to your boys? Cause you got...


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[Assistant] One that I don't know where he lives anymore. He used to live in my neighborhood. Sometimes he lives in Austin. I got no clue what's going on. And then Jeptha lives in Austin. And when you can't get a hold of Willie, you always call me. So how often are you checking in on the Heathens?


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[Assistant] I have a question for you too, Ms. K, cause you just said it. Whenever Jace comes over, he said, yeah, K.


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[Assistant] Or why they call me. Cause I could never imagine being like, hey Jan. Oh I got that figured out. Oh Janice, come over here Janice. Like I'm not afraid of my mom, but that would be weird.


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[Assistant] Well yea, for all the making fun of the Robertsons and their caring attitudes and the four boys you raised, y'all actually are all super close. And you, you did a pretty good job at raising four rambunctious ch- I can only imagine they were rambunctious. But they all turned out alright.


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[Assistant] But you, how did, so how did they end up like this? Cause now they're all...


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[Assistant] Cause I hear stories and I'm like, good grief. Life was tougher back then. They're beating each other up.


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[Assistant] Alright, yep, we're gonna take a break and then we'll hear about Ms. K's motherhood experiences more.


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[Assistant] No. No, she got people for that. Si, do you know your credit score? Nope. Well guess what?


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[Assistant] It's hard to figure out how to do your credit score right. And if you're not Miss Kay and Sy and didn't have a hit TV show, you probably need some help learning how to raise your credit score. And that's what the people over at Score Master do for you. So the average American, Sy, they can add 97 points to their credit score, but they have no idea how because they don't have accountants and all these people working for them.


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[Assistant] Hey, 97 points, that's just like found money. It means fast loan approvals, huge discounts, and lower interest rates. So if you're buying a car, you're buying a home, it's all gonna become cheaper because you raise your credit score.


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[Assistant] Where is he? My name's Zach, he's from LJ, Georgia.


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[Assistant] He listens to the podcast, he signed up for score master just to see what he could do. He has raised his credit score 122 points. He was on the mission to buy a new home and now he's close cause.


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[Assistant] 122 points. That's thousands and thousands of dollars that he has found a way to buy a home for way cheaper than he could have and score master super cool too because they're trying to give y'all free


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[Assistant] Duck call room gear. We got the cool t-shirts with Saz Face on it.


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[Assistant] Uh, so send in your story, just like my man Zach just did, at hello at DuckCallRoom.com before the end of this month and let us know how ScoreMaster changed your life. One happy ScoreMaster customer like this guy, Zach,


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[Assistant] He was going to get $100, maybe not here, I'm rooting for you Zach. We'll get $100 gift certificate for Duck Call Room Merchandise and we'll announce the winner next month. If you haven't signed up for Scoremaster yet, you still have time to get in on this.


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[Assistant] It is so easy, it takes about a minute to get started, and if you hurry, you get to try Scoremaster for free. That's right, try Scoremaster free and see how many


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[Assistant] Alright, so right before the break, Ms. K got fired up again about a certain action of her children.


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[Assistant] I have, I do have a question about rudeness sitting next to me. He told a story about hitting you with a fork at the dinner table?


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[Assistant] Oh, so that's what she said the first time she had dinner with us. Did he really stab you with a fork?


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[Assistant] It turned out alright. It took a few years. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, I never went to school with you, but I can attest you're the nicest girl around here. Thank you. So let's take our last break and then we'll be back to close this one out.


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[Assistant] Alright, and we're back. Uhm, we didn't really get to a lot of the questions going down. We just went to the Robertson history and what it's like to be Miss K. But there are, we got a lot of questions about you in the kitchen. And you already told us yourself, you're great at it.


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[Assistant] You love it. So, the Living the Easy Life asks, what is your favorite recipe to make? I feel like that's a big question for you.


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[Assistant] Well, cause, who was it? God what made you chicken and dumplings?


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[Assistant] So that, you can't have anyone else's chicken dumplings. That's right. Cause you've been sitting in the backseat of Phil and Kay's car for...


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[Assistant] I had some of y'all's muscadine jelly this morning. Just on our own toast. And it was good. Y'all are just good at cookin'.


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[Assistant] Everybody around here knows how to cook at some extent because if you don't, you're just gonna get laid back.


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[Assistant] That's a good question. Who's cookbook not your own? Who would you go to? Phil's John Fulse.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, cause we can, my wife can kinda cook too. She's got both of Miss K's cookbook. I heard she was good. We're pioneer woman fans, I've mentioned that before.


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[Assistant] Your oldest, yeah. And you've just been stuck with both of them ever since.


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[Assistant] Amen. And that's going to lead us into our Bible verse. I'm, I'm reading this one just about you, Ms. K. It's going to be Proverbs 31.


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[Assistant] But a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised, honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.


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[Assistant] Well guys, thanks for tuning in. Thank you Ms. K for being here. Be sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel. Ms. K, love ya.


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[Assistant] Alright, before I explain that, I'm also looking at something. You and Phillip are wearing the same shirt. Oh, well, yeah. Phillip's gonna wash it before he gives it back. Here's what you get out of that. Hey, here's what you get out of that.


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[Assistant] No, what he's doing, he's getting himself ready for hunting season. Okay. That's good. So I am proud of you. I really am.


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[Assistant] What do we got here? All right. So there have been some sightings on Phil's property.


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[Assistant] There's been a picture or two on the deer cat.


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[Assistant] I got with my buddy over here at the feed mill and I said, I need a trap big enough to catch a bear, a big cat.


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[Assistant] He said, what kind of cat, your bobcat? I said, no, a mountain lion. That's right. Or the Mexican Jaguar. So I had no idea.


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[Assistant] That they even made something this big. And by the way, Phil paid for it, he just don't know it yet. He don't know it yet. He's gonna find out.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's good, that's good. So we're gonna pay for the thing. Alright. So what we have here is a genuine live trap for big animals. Now, as you can see, you have a big cage and a little cage.


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[Assistant] Now the little cage attaches to the back of this big cage. Now you can put


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[Assistant] Whatever you want in it. I'm going to go with a chicken. I'm going to go with a live chicken now.


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[Assistant] Some people might say, poor little chicken. You know, you know what? When I get done with him, I'm going to eat him. Okay. If that makes you feel any better. So you put the chicken in the cage, attached in the little cage, attached little cage to the big cage with Bobcat. Now,


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[Assistant] I'm almost say this too. I've seen a panther and the neighbor next door. He has claimed he's seen a wolf, see a wolf, which.


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[Assistant] Either a wolf, the way he put it was, either a wolf or strange people down there. Or the world record coyote. Or the world record coyote. Or it may be a big dog. Or a big husky. So you attach that cage here, put your chicken or whatever in it.


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[Assistant] He tries the outside first, can't get in, he comes in, he puts his weight on this little deal right here.


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[Assistant] That's right. Now if it's somebody's dog, I'll let him out and put him in the truck, take him back to the owner. But if it's a, uh, a, a panther, I'm calling wildlife and fishers and uncle Si.


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[Assistant] Wayfix has some fun with this and y'all can follow along on Duck Commander's YouTube page where our podcast is.


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[Assistant] I'm going to be a betting man. I'm going to say it's going to take one night to get a picture of something trying to eat that chicken. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There's too many critters down there. A lot of critters. All right. Well, let's take a break. We'll be right back.


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[Assistant] So have you ever heard Martin say bam to the B E E dot com?


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[Assistant] I didn't either, but we do. And it's run by B A M do the B E E which makes it so easy for Martin. He is the general manager, you know? So when you're running a business, HR issues can be bad costs.


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[Assistant] That's right. You have lawsuits, wage requirements, labor regulations.


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[Assistant] HR manager salaries are not cheap. An average of 70,000 a year. That's average. So Bambi spelled B-A-M-B-E-E was created specifically for small business.


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[Assistant] You can get a dedicated HR manager, craft HR policy and maintain your compliance all for just $99 a month. Figure that up. What's that times 12? It's not 70,000.


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[Assistant] With Baby, you can change HR from your biggest liability to your biggest strength. Your dedicated HR manager is available by phone, email, or real-time chat.


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[Assistant] How do you get it? You go to Bambi.com slash Duck right now to schedule your free HR audit. That's Bambi.com slash Duck, spelled B-A-M to the B-E-E dot com slash Duck.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, we're back. Did a little demonstration on the cage there.


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[Assistant] It's going to work. I'm fully confident in it. So the neighbor says we got a wolf. Uncle Si says we got a mountain lion. So.


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[Assistant] Now, we're gonna, uh, figure out exactly what we got. And if I remember correctly, Martin said that when we catch it, he will pay for the taxidermist amount. Alright, remember that, that's important.


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[Assistant] So, last time we had Miss Paula here, that was a treat.


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[Assistant] He left a buffer. Now I remember when I built my house. Uh, Macmillan come up and he said, Hey, you building a house here? I'm like, yeah. He said, if you don't mind, leave a buffer of trees in between me and you.


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[Assistant] You were living with John and Paula? Yeah, you know the name of that road? Hold on. Your address?


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[Assistant] So Uncle Si is on an exercise program. We're all set to catch the big cat.


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[Assistant] We do a little deal for tune up Tuesday. So yeah, so it's good. But anyways, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, Louisiana is famous for their mosquito population. And the further south you get, the bigger the mosquitoes get.


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[Assistant] That'd be a little easier to learn than the guitar. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] So y'all got anything that we can talk about today? I mean, we're, we're reaching here. Wait, what, what do y'all want to talk about? Nobody watches the news. Nobody watches. I've been watching the Olympics.


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[Assistant] You know, people don't have the right perspective on things. So well, let's dive into that after the break. Let's take a little break real quick.


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[Assistant] That's right. And you know, something that's, that's close to your heart. I know this summer, Samaritan's Purse is focused on Operation Heal Our Patriots, which is a ministry to help injured veterans and their spouses. So that's, I mean, I know that's real dear to your heart.


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[Assistant] Their, their solid Samaritan's purse is an international relief organization with a commitment to love and help people.


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[Assistant] We all have the opportunity to be like the good Samaritan by showing the love of Christ to those around us, sharing the gospel and being the hands and feet of Jesus.


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[Assistant] First size operation guys, always on. So, if you want to get involved, here's what you do, you go to samaritanspurse.org slash duh.


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[Assistant] .org slash duck or click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] Yep. For crying out loud. They were always prepared to serve and work extremely hard. Which are not.


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[Assistant] Well, you got, you know, a million people trying to, trying to get here. Why are they trying to get here? Because it's still the greatest country in the world.


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[Assistant] Even today, you know, and, and the media is the reason why I'll, I'm not the only person. A lot of people have quit watching the news, quit watching sports because it's divisive. It's uncomfortable. And I used to have a say in the media.


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[Assistant] Sex sales, well nowadays it's fear sales. So everything you see is racist, is divisive, they're trying to divide.


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[Assistant] Are looking at that, you know, with, with everything so easy to look at these days with cell phones and try to tip your fingers. And, uh, I hate to say it, but, uh, the evil one is, is behind 90% of it. That's right. And, uh, it's, it's, it's tough. It's tough for kids these days.


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[Assistant] That's what we're talking about. You know, I'm, I'm curious, you know, and, and I've heard stories that, you know, Cy was quite the ladies man. I heard those back in the day. So Cy, what was your number one go-to pickup line? When you approached a woman?


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[Assistant] So you would have a joke for waiting for, is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] He sat out on the couch, turned on Matt Dillon. So in size, right? We do have a couple of good emails we'll get into as soon as we come back from this break.


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[Assistant] Hearing protection for hunters specifically specifically for hunters. It allows you to hear your duck call to talk. And you know, the thing about duck hunting, what makes it so fun is, is the banter.


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[Assistant] Between friends during the hunt, whether it could, you could be poking at somebody or complimenting somebody. So, but that's what makes duck cutting fun.


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[Assistant] The communication. So, but you need to protect your ears. You know, waterfowlers haven't had a great options for hearing protection, phone plugs, muffle, all of the sounds. So you can't hear your calling like we were talking about talking with your buddies and ear muffs are hot and bulky. And they also.


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[Assistant] Have the same problems. You can't hear anything and it's why only one in five waterfowlers wear hearing protection. So it's time for a change.


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[Assistant] Here's why. New research shows moderate hearing damage increases the risk of Alzheimer's and dementia by three times. You can damage your hearing forever in as little as 15 minutes of shooting ducks unprotected. That's scary because I've.


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[Assistant] The good news is that the hearing doctors at Tetra have developed Alpha Shield, a new premium hearing protection product that reduces gun blasts and loud calling to safe levels while allowing you to hear your calls, talk to your buddies and hear those whistling wings we all live for. There's nothing quite like the wings before daylight.


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[Assistant] So with Tetra, you make no sacrifices. That's why we were Tetra alpha shield. They work. Don't kill your future just to kill ducks. Visit Tetra hearing.com for more. That's T E T R A hearing.com and use code duck


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[Assistant] 15 at checkout. That's Duck15 at checkout to get 15% off.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Y'all ready to get into this email bag? Let's see what's in the email. Alright, so we have, this question is for Godwin. Uh oh. Uh oh. You're up first Godwin. This is Hunter from Texas.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, to me, you know, I've known Godwin for a long time. We're talking about 20 years. I remember when I first met Godwin, he's about, what, about 175.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, and when you say in your bull riding days, how much do you weigh?


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[Assistant] 175 right thing. And some people don't know this, but he also raced motocross.


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[Assistant] I don't like riding in a boat with him. It scares me. I don't like it. I mean, he likes to go fast. Everywhere he goes.


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[Assistant] Somebody make God want to fly. I like to fly. Somebody make God want to fly and flee t-shirt in double X.


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[Assistant] Nah, fine cars too. You need to tell Christine to get off of space book.


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[Assistant] Exhale five. So when's the last time you got a haircut?


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[Assistant] What's that stuff called that hangs on the cypress trees? Spanish moss. Spanish moss. So Jace goes around gathering up the Spanish moss and puts it all over the duck blind because it resembles Si's beard and Phil's beard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. I'm in that club too. I got an outboard that keeps breaking down on me. But you got a good outboard. Yeah, it's good. I mean, it cranks back up and it keeps shutting down. Anyway, aggravating. I ain't gonna talk about it. Vacuum. Vacuum problem. I got a good story. Uncle Si loves to drive the boat.


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[Assistant] Well, in the creek, there's a lot of stumps, but everybody knows where those stumps are because we have navigated that creek on multiple occasions. Okay. But one, one is either Phil or Jace running the boat. Nobody else. They know where the stumps are. Never saw. So Phil gets a brand new motor.


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[Assistant] Puts it on the boat. So I said, let me sit with this thing. He, he wants to run the boat on the way back and Phil said, all right, go ahead. He finally gave in side takes off down the creek. Well, guess what?


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[Assistant] No. You're gone forever. You raise up and fire into a bunch of 100 tail, you ain't coming back.


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[Assistant] No, not even close. Well I was. But I, you know, I've met all your siblings, you know, before they passed on and I see why you and Jan were the favorites. And there, there's, there's good reason for that. Oh no, there is. You're our favorite too.


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[Assistant] No, we had a peach tree in our backyard. And those peach limbs, they, they had some burrs on them. I mean, of course we had to do the same thing. Uh, mama would say, go out there and pick you, pick you a limb, cut you a limb off, bring it back. Of course I would much rather mama.


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[Assistant] My dad was a large individual and he took that belt and that was, uh,


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[Assistant] And it whistles through the air. Big Mike don't play. No, he don't play. But I would say my fondest memory of my mother.


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[Assistant] Uh, when I say fondness, I'd say the best, one of the best lessons she taught me is when I remember when I was seven, eight years old.


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[Assistant] I wanted to play basketball. Where we had basketball go in the backyard? Well, my mom would play with me.


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[Assistant] Every day. I couldn't beat it. The girl can play basketball. But I'd get it, I'd get a year older. She still beat me. I'd get closer and closer. And I remember, uh, her telling the story how I used to throw fits and just act like an idiot because I couldn't win. And, uh, I finally won one day.


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[Assistant] And I guess I was about 11 or 12 and she said, well, you finally beat me. I guess I'm not going to play anymore. Sent her into retirement.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I'm looking back, when I was a kid, we had a list of chores that we had to accomplish every day.


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[Assistant] And nowadays I look at the kid, even I can say this about my own parenting. I do not have enough chores for my kids every day. So.


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[Assistant] You know, I'll be, mama's in there doing laundry. I'm thinking, why is mama doing laundry? We got three kids.


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[Assistant] So we fixing to have a, of an awakening of sorts at my house, but they, Mike, I do have, they do help their mother a lot, which it makes me feel good inside, uh, watching them help their mother do stuff like that. But, uh, but now back, back even in.


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[Assistant] My chores consisted of weed eating, you know, around a sewage pond. And I mean, that's, you get that weed here on the edge of that sewage pond just right. It just, you just get covered with that green sludge.


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[Assistant] I noticed you had a crew mow in your yard the other day I drove by. My uncle always said. At my house? Yea.


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[Assistant] How often do you mow your yard?


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[Assistant] Well, you know, Johnny is the, what do you call it, the... H-O-A, mate. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, I recently developed a severe case of tendonitis in my left elbow. You know what I started taking?


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[Assistant] It's like somebody took a grease gun and stuck it on that alamite on my elbow and just


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[Assistant] It's just the opposite of my house. My wife says go in there and fix me a glass of water.


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[Assistant] Of course everybody's going to say he's the only one there.


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[Assistant] And he got all the doors open. He's got a leaf blower trying to get them out of there. Yeah. The ducks, they say, why don't we take it to help? If I let my dog in here, you take it, get them out of there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm like, you know, yeah, I'll get old Biggin in here, big old yellow lab, but he's, he's wired.


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[Assistant] Phil tells a story of how he, when he hired side to make the reeds. Uh, how long ago was that side? What year was that? You remember?


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[Assistant] 1993, he said he called up Sy, and Sy's final say, yep.


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[Assistant] Phil says, I need you to get down here and make these reeds. The only thing you have to do is get up and go one requirement. You get up and you go duck hunting every day during duck season. So I said, I'll be there tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Do you think those steroids might've altered the outcome?


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[Assistant] Well, I got something in the mail. I guess ol' Randall from Tennessee felt sorry for me cause, uh, everybody else getting stuff except me.


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[Assistant] And I got the jackpot of all gifts, I think. Now, Randall from Tennessee sent me some hand tied crappie jigs.


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[Assistant] And that was actually a good color. Now I, I, and I know this is a great gift cause I used to dabble in this and uh. In jigs? In tying jigs. Yea, I did too. And it's not easy and, and you gotta have some patience.


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[Assistant] And there are also marabou feathers, which I know they work. The thing about a marabou is you don't have to jig it, you just hold it and that marabou does all the jigging for you.


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[Assistant] I don't know her name. I think that's it. Elsa. I think that's the one. I just know she's on Frozen.


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[Assistant] It's a fun one. Hey, I'm gonna predict, within 10 years, The Rock will be President of the United States.


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[Assistant] So we, we got out there and we started fishing about one and we fished pretty hard for about five hours. I'd say, and it was, Hey, it


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[Assistant] So anyway, Johnny D, he got finned by a fish yesterday. That's where all that blood.


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[Assistant] So I think, uh, going, this is a good opportunity to discuss the.


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[Assistant] The reason is he doesn't have good personal hygiene. There's three other commercial fishermen on that river in the area that I know of. And if you went to their house and ask them, how often do they take a shower? Probably every day. They're going to say every day.


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[Assistant] So, you know, he'd go fish with me. He'd wear those blue jeans, you know, he kept getting hot in them blue jeans. So I told Anna, I said, go to Academy, get him a pair of fishing pants. Some of them light weight, you know, that are, I have the same.


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[Assistant] I wear those stretchy britches for everything. I workout in them, I go fishing in them, I go to work in them. My daughter calls them my all purpose britches.


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[Assistant] We need a stretchy bridge. All bridges need to stretch. Yea, even for flat bellies.


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[Assistant] Man, they're comfortable. So anyways, I get Anna to get Si a pair of those fishing britches and he wears them the next day and says, boy, these things are comfortable. It's like, what'd you say, Si? It's like wearing nothing at all.


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[Assistant] At the time he had one pair, one grey pair, he wore them for five days straight. I told that, I said, get side another pair of britches. So he could at least alternate them. I love it. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] That's the thing I've noticed about, about him and Phil is they just don't care. You know, once you get to certain days.


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[Assistant] But my favorite, uh, episode with the personal hygiene was when you were with us, you were hunting in the duck blind right next to Phil. You know where I'm going with this?


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[Assistant] You know, whatever Jordan had that GoPro filming the blind on the corner of the blind and he just turned right into the GoPro.


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[Assistant] This is a duck season about 15 years ago. So I'm sleeping in the, in the cold room is what we call it. That feeling case.


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[Assistant] And, uh, the way it used to, back in the day, everybody would show up at Phil's house.


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[Assistant] I left my duck calls. He blows the duck call, wakes her up. She, she leaves a note. We got evicted. So anyways, I was laying it at bed.


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[Assistant] And I was just waking up and I heard that door slam and I heard somebody go.


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[Assistant] But I sat there and laid in that bed and I laughed. I know. I laughed for 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard, because then when I came out, I told the story, once we got the duck blind, you know, everybody laughed. They're like, okay, well that's, that's a heck of a way to wake up.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think I caught three fish, uh, and I cleaned dang near 200.


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[Assistant] They were already cooked and I wasn't invited. There ain't many things better than fried brim.


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[Assistant] That's right. Well, another way to do it in the, so you can store them in ziplocs and you can scale them and then just cut that whole filet off.


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[Assistant] Good grief. But no, he, he's right. Look Martin, I just sat there and took fish off of hooks for five hours. That's good. That's all I did. That's good. I take his fish off, throw it in the cooler. Take the fish off, throw it in the cooler.


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[Assistant] Connor, it's Connor's his young buck. He's supposed to be, uh, an electronics expert. So I had him to set up all my electronics to the, so I could get the best picture that I get.


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[Assistant] So you bass fishermen, you know, in case you didn't already know where a creek crosses a road bed is pretty well a hotspot. They're going to be there.


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[Assistant] But this boy could look at those fish on that graph and said those are going to bite. Those aren't.


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[Assistant] I woke up bullfrog this morning. I said, I need your help. Uh, I said, I need you to help me clean these fish. You got a good daughter. Oh, I do. Yeah. And when we opened up at I said, she looked in there and she said, good grief. How many?


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[Assistant] That's when my youngest daughter, I took her fish down the pond. She's got your mindset, by the way. Uh, so Sage, so I'd take her down there in, in Willie's little private brim hole down there and we just catch them big.


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[Assistant] Uh, hybrids and, uh, she got about 10 of them and I said, all right, let's go. She said, no, why are we leaving? I said.


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[Assistant] So I will say this, I'm the only human in the boat that's capable of seeing the islet on the, on the little.


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[Assistant] Or even, for that matter, to put a worm on a hook.


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[Assistant] I've gotta bring that back. So what did, uh, Tom Watson almost win one, one year. He was. Oh yeah, that was a British.


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[Assistant] How old was Tom Weiss? Yeaah, he was sixty-something. Sixty-something yeaah.


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[Assistant] I had a conversation with a cow yesterday. We laughed. Yeah, we were talking about, oh, he's, he's, he's a good.


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[Assistant] It was negative twenty-two. Nope. Uh-uh.


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[Assistant] Don't go. No, I did, uh, I did enjoy some aspects of it. Just because I've never seen anything like that. Oh, the best part is.


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[Assistant] But let me tell you something, there is a downside to that dog sled. Those dogs while they're running are defecating.


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[Assistant] So you need goggles. The guys told us to get ready for it. We've had goggles and a big face mask on. They said get ready for it, here it comes.


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[Assistant] So we go to the bait shop, we go to the bait shop where we go ice fishing and the guy in the bait shop, he says, uh, what'd he say? Oh, I asked him, I said, uh, the fish bite and he said, Oh yeah. He said, we got three bites yesterday.


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[Assistant] So after a day of doing it, yeaah, we caught one fish and had like four bites.


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[Assistant] Our buddy Tim, he was there. Old Tim Price was there with us. I told Tim, I said, look, I know why y'all do this. There's only one reason to go ice fishing and that's to get away from your wife and drink beer. Cause that's all they did.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's it. I mean, what else are you going to do when it's negative 22? I guess. I don't know.


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[Assistant] No, no, remember Sy, they had a camera, they dropped down there and you could see your bait. And when that little perch came up, he looked like he weighed five pounds. But when Sy pulled him up, he was about this big.


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[Assistant] That and ice cream. You know what the moral of that story is? Don't eat tater chips and Oreos.


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[Assistant] I think they used to box kangaroos back in them days too.


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[Assistant] That's rough. That's why I said my money's on the Kanga River. But if you could slip a couple and get his bag, you might could put him in a choke. But he'd probably be like Eagle though.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, I'm thinking, is the rest of the world finally thawed out?


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[Assistant] I would just say 2020 was not good. Alright, and 2021...


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[Assistant] So all you folks out there, you're all good. I hope you are.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, I'm like, I'm like a bear. What is it? I'm like a big grizzly bear. I went into hibernation.


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[Assistant] Oh no no, that's why I'm called a fair-weather hunter. Guaranteed. Cause when the eye shows up, guess what? The old boy here is gone.


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[Assistant] The kid is gone. He's still at the house under a blanket sleeping.


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[Assistant] It's a good thing my power just blinked every once in a while and never did go off. You just had a few flickers? Yea, oh I had a few flickers and every time it did, it just, uh.


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[Assistant] That's why when I get to seeing these commercials on what is Generex,


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[Assistant] He was, he, he look, I thought. 12 on is noon, noon time, that's nap time son.


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[Assistant] No, hey, look, I'm done telling y'all, if you see me running after anything, get your gun and shoot what's chasing me.


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[Assistant] I was huffing and puffing coming in here, but now that I've sat down and relaxed, I'm alright. So I ain't gonna break it out.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's the thing. Look, the pandemic, the divorce rate is sky high. Guaranteed. Cause everybody's got to stay home, afraid to get sick.


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[Assistant] Hey, divorce rate went up like, oh, good grief. You know, like at, uh, one of that time we, we got a commercial about what we do, uh, getting your score up. Oh, yeah. Score master. Score master. Yeah. Hey, get to that one. Oh, hey, score master. No, divorce rated up like 50%.


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[Assistant] Oh well, that's true. That's probably so- It's not good for the bank account. Yeah. Oh my- Cause you gotta have mama, okay, to spend papa's money.


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[Assistant] And look, and people are driving pickups, okay, with street tires out on this lake that's covered with two, three foot of snow.


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[Assistant] You were at Musher? Oh no, no, no. Back in them days when that's how they got around and when it was north to Alaska for the gold rush and all that.


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[Assistant] He's already moved, like, you know, he's, he's in between West Monroe and Austin, Texas.


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[Assistant] But Jayets, I'm talking about, Jayets is fixing to go north for one thing. Greenheads.


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[Assistant] No. Okay, he's fixing to move north to kill some more ducks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably. It wouldn't surprise me. He's doing so well in the stock market, he's gonna have the money to do it, so hey.


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[Assistant] That's just my opinion. It won't, look, it won't shock me when he comes up and says, yeah, I'm going to, you know, Kansas or somewhere up there. You know, they take a chainsaw to duck hunt. Yeah, I'm going to Puerto Rico.


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[Assistant] My oxygen level is down and my energy level is up. What's with the damp?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. I don't have nothing against it. He's for it. You just don't want it.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm for it. It hates him. It hates that. No no, except, if I touched that, it would probably destroy JD's phone.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause it's something about me that technology just does not like.


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[Assistant] That's a Robertson thing too. No, no, that's a Robert thing, cause Phil said, oh, I've never owned one, I've never done one. Martin, Martin, get Miss Kay on the phone. Tell her we're coming back, get lunch ready. Get Miss Kay and see what's for dinner.


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[Assistant] My favorite. Check that one to see where that storm's at.


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[Assistant] Son, you'll understand, when you get the kind of money that Willie's got, you don't punch no buttons. You pay somebody else just to punch the buttons.


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[Assistant] If you hang around someone long enough. If you hang around you long enough. Osmosis will kick in and you'll get part of it, okay? Osmosis. That's why I'm surrounding myself by you once a week.


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[Assistant] No, because it's disheartening to watch it. Disheartening.


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[Assistant] They gotta be biting, they've been freezing to death for a week. Yeah, but hey, look, now that's a rule.


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[Assistant] I don't go to the lake and freeze my tail off just to catch a white perch.


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[Assistant] And you both. Yea, we're getting there. Cause I ain't, we, no, let me, I don't go fishing. You go catch.


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[Assistant] I go catchy. Okay, cause Stone has got all this sonar equipment. It's a good thing he does. Okay. Cause all I do is get in the boat.


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[Assistant] They on them, they on them clear water black crappies. Hey, if it's about five casts, it ain't uh-uh. Moving on. Next, next brush top.


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[Assistant] And look, what's good about it? You're looking at the big screen there and we pulled up the one and he said, you gotta come look at this. I'm up in front of the boat sitting down. And look, I wish it had been night. Because this looked like a giant Christmas tree. Okay, and they didn't have colored lights. They only had white ones. And look, this giant tree.


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[Assistant] Oh, they must have had a thousand lights on it.


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[Assistant] You know, Stone said, but they're little. They're all little bitty


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[Assistant] So every time we raise that lid on that cooler when we fixing the lead,


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[Assistant] Well I have people doing backflips and everything else. It's a circus because when they look in there and see that level four was in black copy. Black copy.


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[Assistant] And then the next best thing is, tell me, when we go have the fish fry.


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[Assistant] In between my majors and minors, I did make it to the lake and fish.


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[Assistant] Look, it didn't take me eight years to get a master's degree to figure out that the little man is always going to be the little man.


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[Assistant] Okay, society is set up to keep you where you're at. Okay.


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[Assistant] The creator is responsible for all of this, okay? I had nothing to do with it. I'm just alone for the ride, and folks, it has been a great one.


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[Assistant] Hey, I ain't know it, they got them, uh, what do they call, uh,


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[Assistant] No, no. Teachers. Textbooks. No, no. The classroom is, the professor is down at the bottom. Amphitheater. Amphitheater classroom. Amphitheater classroom.


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[Assistant] Look, hey, I wouldn't be where I was at. I had great teachers all the way up, but some of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, especially if they were specialized teachers, like a professor that's got M.D. behind his, uh, you know, or P.H. behind. Yeah, there we go. P.H. Not a macro doctor. P.H. If they've got that behind there,


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[Assistant] You gotta watch him, okay, cause we had one, now you could ask him, give him any date in history, and he could tell you everything about it. But, no common sense, cause hey, look, he was on the first floor for ten years, okay, they moved him to a two story building.


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[Assistant] Well, he was used to the campuses getting bigger, okay, and he was used to sliding out the window on the first floor.


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[Assistant] Okay, to go to the next class, not to get in, in, in the stampede in the hallway. Well guess what? They moved him up the second story.


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[Assistant] The bell rung, he slid out the second story window and broke both legs.


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[Assistant] I think it was in 67 when I went to, uh.


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[Assistant] No, hey, he won't let me bust the case open. No, do not break the case. But hey, find the key, you don't like that. Or either get a locksmith up here to untick it. I want to look at them 245s.


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[Assistant] That's right. I take it, and it's from the pristine waters of New Zealand, boys.


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[Assistant] Especially since there was no names and no professional what he taught, nothing like that.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Or it didn't happen. Another one of my experiences at Louisiana Tech. Uh oh. Okay. And I think he taught English. Okay, I'm interested.


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[Assistant] Look, the rule was, if you was there 15 minutes, okay, and the professor did not show up, you can leave.


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[Assistant] Well, we may have made it. That's what I'm talking about. The students may have made it up, but anyway. So hey, we're all in the classroom, in this little bitty small classroom. There's like 60 people piling this little thing. We're from shoulder to shoulder. His desk is up front and the big trash can behind it, you know.


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[Assistant] The time has come to playin' out. I ain't even got, you know, ten, nine, eight.


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[Assistant] Seven, six, five, four. You hear a little paper rattling. And hey, when they got to one, he jumped up out of the giant trash can. I said, you thought you wasn't gonna make it to the same class today, did you?


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[Assistant] That's right, hey, we never did make it to one. Oh, okay, it was one.


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[Assistant] That's the thing that gets me about education. When you get up there to get close to the, uh, get your degree, they have what they call electives, I think.


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[Assistant] Yo, and here's some, here's some of the electives that you got to do. And look, it's just for higher education.


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[Assistant] Maybe I need to look up and see what the definition of electives are.


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[Assistant] How did you pull off, you went a shorter time and got a higher degree than Daddy and he went this long time and he ain't got to do the squat.


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[Assistant] You probably should have done better by going to the nursing and getting a degree.


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[Assistant] You just had surgery and you're coming out from the anesthetic and what do you look, you look at, here's JD's face in front of you. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I know, but hey, you've probably been better off being a nurse. You'd pick big money in nursing. That's the rumor. If you can put up with it, then I got a good friend that's a nurse and he's always talking about what he's got to go through.


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[Assistant] You got to understand it, I didn't realize I was that bad off as I was. Okay? Until I got in here and everybody that's here was so much, you big liar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, hi. I guess it hits everybody differently. But I'm telling you, when you think about it, a microscopic


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[Assistant] Oh hey, well he entered my body when he did, the little hole he entered. Okay, hey, all my energy said, whoosh, and I was gone.


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[Assistant] I love it. That right there is scary as it is. I don't love that.


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[Assistant] I'm scared to get out of bed cause I don't know if I can stay upright.


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[Assistant] Now this is a fishing story. Okay, I like it. We down there with Josh, okay, we, uh, in a big boat, you know, and I don't know what side it was, but anyway, he's got a big boat. We about an hour trip and we're, we're fishing right against the Mexican shore. Okay, we don't want to Mexico.


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[Assistant] You know, and I'm throwing a little spinner bait, okay, and first four or five casts nothing, I get, boom.


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[Assistant] Give me another bait. Who's fishing with you? It's you and Josh Gault.


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[Assistant] I don't remember who that was. But anyway, he tied me on another bait, thought it there again, and it's the same kind of deal.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it's been an hour and a half. Okay, well my dig, I see him, you know, just, he's fixing to come out where I can actually get a look at him. You see color. And then it was...


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[Assistant] About 150 yard runoff on that rail. And I said, hey, somebody take over. He done whooped me. So Jay said, well hey.


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[Assistant] We done fought him for an hour and fifteen minutes, he's fixed to come to the top of the water.


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[Assistant] So Jace, I mean, he's pretty bowled up. This is in his boxing days. Oh no. No Jace. No Jace.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, you gotta understand something. Okay, we're, we're to Fort Bragg.


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[Assistant] You know, it's Friday, and, and a buddy of mine thought you were in Mexico.


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[Assistant] You done that during lunch? He said yea. I said where? He said right down there on the creek. You know, about 15 minutes from here. I said, what are you doing for lunch today?


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[Assistant] He said nothing, I said, you know, we're going to run out there, I want to look at this place, you know. So we run out there and hey, it's a beautiful thing. This is, uh, can't even remember the name of it now, but anyway, it's in, it's in North Carolina, Fort Bragg. So anyway, we come back after lunch and I said, uh, well boys, I said, here's what I'm going to do tonight. They said what?


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[Assistant] I said, I'm gonna go to Walmart and buy me some, uh, nylon fishing string, some hooks, a bunch of stuff. You know, I'm gonna rig up some trout line. Trout line. Yeaah. And I said, probably next weekend I'm gonna, I'm gonna go down there and set trout lines out on that little creek.


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[Assistant] You know, so hey, I go and I get, you know, so the next Friday they're talking about, we're going fishing. I said, oh yea. I said, you go get shiners.


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[Assistant] You go get this, you go pick up a boat, you know, boat motive. So we, we head out.


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[Assistant] Well, it's full around get there too late after buying all the hot dogs and everything ever going on, you know, and we finally get the boat in the water and it's getting dark. So there's a big tree. It fell in green limbs, all those, you know, leaves.


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[Assistant] I said paddle me right up there to that thing. I said I'm just going to tie this truck line here and go across and run it up the shallow bank and then go across again.


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[Assistant] So they did, and I grabbed the bow powder and hit them green limbs to make sure there wasn't no big Congo in them. They said, what are you doing? I said, I'm making sure there ain't no big snake laying up there in them leaves.


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[Assistant] You know, and I said, oh, good thing, good thought, you know. So I tied on, they backed me out, you know.


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[Assistant] I go across, put weights on it, you know, go across and then shallow water, I run it about, oh, about two foot deep, you know, running across, run out with that. And I said, all right, hand me another chart line, tie them together. I said, all right, now paddle them across the other way, deep water. Okay. I said, all right, let's go back and bait them.


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[Assistant] So go back and put the chandelier on them out like that, you know. It's flame dark, you know, by now. So we'll get up there and build a fire and we'll roast some marshmallows and have a good time laughing and all that.


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[Assistant] About that time right here, slash, slash, slash, in the shallow water. And I said, we already got one girl, boys. You know what I'm saying? Have you lost your mind? I said, Hey, I'm telling you, there's a girl.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. So, next thing y'all hear, I hear ka-plunk. And I said, hm, I said, that in there.


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[Assistant] I never heard that before, I said, I don't know what that is. I said, we got one unidentified object on the line, and one, one guard. About that time, it's a POOSH! I said, catfish. You know? Then behind that was POOSH! I said, two catfish.


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[Assistant] Slag, slag, slag. I said, okay, we got two car, unidentified, two, two catfish, about that time. Plunk, plunk.


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[Assistant] I said, two more catfish. And I said, well let's go run it, man. I said, hey, it ain't been fishin' 45 minutes. I said, nah man, we gotta let it go.


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[Assistant] You know, it was like nine o'clock. I said, we're gonna let it go to, you know, uh, 12 o'clock anyway. They, they kept, oh man, let's go run it. We got four cats. There's only five. I said, okay, so we get in the boat.


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[Assistant] I get over there and there ain't nothing on the deep side, you know. I get up there and I tie it on to a willow tree.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I said, I just took a shot at the woodland would go under every once in a while. I said, yeah, okay, shine down. I started shining down the shallow side. I said, okay, there's two catfish, a gar, two more catfish.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what that was. Hey, that was a eel. Green.


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[Assistant] They said, how did you know? I said, I told you I didn't know what that was.


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[Assistant] And I said, hey, that thing was slimy. I said, hey, one of you boys, yo, I said, pick him up and lay his head on the side of the boat and then crush his head with a paddle and then unhook that thing. We're going to, I'm going to use them, cut, you know, y'all are going to cut up that and put it on as bait.


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[Assistant] Hello, look, so we had, uh, we had like five catfish, okay, that all we kept, you know, bathe back up when, you know, when I said, Hey, I, I, I'm scared to even think what's going to happen in the morning. That's what you tell me. I said, Hey, the morning is always the best. That's when they really run, you know, in early hours. That's when they feed. Okay.


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[Assistant] So look, I want to start up on this end this time and all the hooks are bare. Look down in the shallow water and I can see all the hooks are bare. But I'm looking down at that woolly tree and every once in a while I see it goes underwater a little bit. And I said, I said, I don't know if that's the current pulling the weight.


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[Assistant] I said, but that looked like, I said, you know what would make this trip the best, boys? And that's what? I said, to have about a 30 pound op on that line right up there. And I said, oop, there it went again. I said, no, that wasn't the current, boys. Pardon me up there.


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[Assistant] So I asked him, I said, where's the net? The owner said, we forgot. I said, what about them, uh, oil filled gloves that had, uh,


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[Assistant] I said, I got one chance. I said, I've got to bring him up quick, grab him on the lip, and then he's going to eat me up when I do it. I said, but I'll have a chance to boat him. So look, I bring him up, he comes up, grab him, yes, he just, as soon as I grabbing him, he just chomp.


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[Assistant] Get him in the boat, okay. He falls off and I am running.


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[Assistant] Just blood, I'm dripping like a, I look like a pig, somebody slice his throat.


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[Assistant] There's blood going everywhere and I said, yeah, are you okay? And I said, not really. This creek is cold. This creek is cold.


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[Assistant] I said look what he did to my hand, he just skinned all four fingers, both sides.


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[Assistant] You wasn't there. You wasn't there. I wasn't there. No, no, you wasn't there because I watched Stone catch a 350 pound giant.


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[Assistant] Well the hundred and fifty pound redfish. That sound like a singer. Jack Travolta. I got me a Jack Travolta.


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[Assistant] That was a special eel. He ain't green, he looks the same.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, that's the biologist talking. Nope. He's black.


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[Assistant] What in him, he says. What in him. This one was solid green. Like, hey. A rental? No, no. No, no. Sixty, sixty nine charger. Dodge charger. That pukey green color they come out with. Pukey green.


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[Assistant] Canada. No, in between Farmerville and Arkansas Line. What's that little town?


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[Assistant] They had a, uh. There's only so many times. They had a, look, they had a particle wood board factory there. Okay. A particle? Okay, I worked there for a while.


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[Assistant] Look, this guy's got a Darz charger, puke green, okay.


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[Assistant] This other guy has got a brand new Oldmobile 88. They're racing, okay, down the highway on about a 5, 10 mile straight stretch. I'm behind him, I'm running 90.


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[Assistant] And hoping it ain't gonna blow up. But anyway, look.


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[Assistant] The guy in the Dodge Charger done, look, this thing has got stainless steel pipes. Solid.


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[Assistant] Through the hood, with big locks on both sides. And look, he'll race anybody. The only thing you do, you don't get to look under the hood.


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[Assistant] Yeah, pink slips. This guy was always driving up in like a Porsche and telling me you want to buy a Porsche cheap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever. But anyway, these guys, I'm behind them. Okay, the guy in the green Charter goes like this to the guy in the 88. Bye bye. And he stomped him out here. Well, they're running at least a hundred.


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[Assistant] I said, I heard the screech. I said, you, you tore something up. They said, no, that was burning rubber.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I said, hey, you don't burn rubber at a hundred miles an hour. He said, I beg your pardon. He said, you don't understand.


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[Assistant] Remember when I was out without this car for six months? I said yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, look, hey, hey, when I get to where this happened, I'm driving slow, okay? I pull over, cut the s-


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[Assistant] Ginger, walk out in the middle of this highway and look.


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[Assistant] There are two steps about two foot long.


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[Assistant] Hey, he spun the tires doing a hundred.


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[Assistant] Okay, hey, I don't care if you believe it or not, I actually looked at it and seen it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Clear creek, bank water, something like that. Up there.


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[Assistant] See, he's lied to you. I thought he was going to tell you the truth, he didn't. The reason my beard is like this is I'm a half a bubble off.


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[Assistant] Because they, old age is slipping in boys. Everything is going south and like all your hair is falling off and all that.


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[Assistant] That's why there's no such thing as golden 60s. Somebody lied about that, sir. Oh yea, they lied. Well you're not in your 60s.


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[Assistant] Well, I can't argue with him there. He covered his base well.


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[Assistant] Alright, look, you want me to tell you what I just thought about? Oh no, here's spicy, brought it up. Here's why I survived the virus.


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[Assistant] Oh no, look, I was within draw, hey, that five days with the cold weather, couldn't get out, and I run out.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's worst if you run out of Mr. and Mrs. T's. Is that Mrs. or just Mr.? Just Mr.


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[Assistant] I gotta put my cool hand Luke glasses on on that one boy.


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[Assistant] Did I go? I didn't realize you had to go somewhere to celebrate. I started to celebrate before I went anywhere.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, I saw you at a building. I walked beside you and said hi and I said happy Easter to you.


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[Assistant] Did I celebrate at a building, uh, with other people? I did one, two, three, four, five? Five? Five different celebratory things. It started on Friday for me, Jack.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, good Friday. I did a whole, a whole three days. Which one was your favorite? One, two, three, four, five. They were all good. It was just all.


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[Assistant] That happened. That's actually when I stepped out, came back in and...


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[Assistant] One of our people had studied with them, so I have a guy and his son got baptized yesterday morning. But I don't mean to go Phil Robertson on you.


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[Assistant] Cause I was getting good. So I don't think that was the tipping point of driving your wife insane. I think it's probably the 40 years she's been with you.


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[Assistant] Now, hey, I got something to say. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well knock yourself out. I heard you were talking about bidets. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] I mean, a bidet is a bidet, but you've got one that you've attached, like some kind of little small water hose you've connected to your commode. A commode? What exactly?


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[Assistant] Although I will say this, I will say I've hung out with this guy a lot. That region of his body is the worst smelling


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[Assistant] I was sitting there too and I wasn't just reeking and just blowing out the whole point.


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[Assistant] Well, the story ended and I was like, you're either going to get off the plane and hitch a ride.


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[Assistant] You should have just jumped on the old Greyhound bus. And just busted back from Dallas.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe they're grew up rich like you did and they tried to figure out I'm whatever it is. Here's why I don't like bidets. I'd love to hear this. Kind of like washing dishes. All right.


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[Assistant] I like, like if I'm washing a plate, I like to see the evidence.


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[Assistant] See, there's evidence. There's evidence. And then when I get through washing that plate with a dish rag, it's as clean as it can be.


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[Assistant] When they drop the big fire pit in the back of the truck, Martin jumps up. Scared.


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[Assistant] I'm that guy Bucky's man. Every spending some cash at Bucky's.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know. Is it a TV show? If it's on Facebook, watch. It's a streaming show. I don't understand technology. You got a new show out. We have a new show called At Home with the Robertsons.


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[Assistant] It's mobile. It's mobile. So we do fun stuff. We had guests come in and, uh, we, uh, yeah, we tackled some hot topics. It's not like this show. It ain't.


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[Assistant] The show's out. Well, the show came out and...


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[Assistant] Johnny D, how are the comments on the show? I'm reading them right now. They're solid.


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[Assistant] They're solid. I thought they were negative. Who said they were negative? Somebody told me they were negative.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, the show's out, and uhm, yeaah, it was fun, it was a lot of fun. We had, uh, we had guests come in, then we go out and do something kinda fun, Louisiana, well not everything's Louisiana.


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[Assistant] That's a good episode, the one size on, or one of the ones when, cause we talked about kneeling for the national anthem or standing, uh, the flag, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's a good show, you just need to watch the show and see how, but it was fun over that night watching it play out because it started out size, size leaning back and our guest was


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[Assistant] Leaning back and they're kind of going at each other. But then as the night kept going, they actually moved closer together. They leaned in to each other and they kept talking the whole night. And, and so, yeah, but we just had to, but that's what I miss a lot of times we have to talk through that. I mean, you guys are married. You probably have had some of those where you start out leaning away and on the other side of the room and.


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[Assistant] So that was the idea, that's the idea behind the show and uh, yeah it's fun and we'll see if people, uhm, I mean they're engaged, I mean people are making comments and you know, starting some more conversations, but also doing some things, you know, I'm, I'm,


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[Assistant] Clarity on because some of these things aren't terribly organized. They're just people are doing stuff and you don't really know what they're like. What was the point? Where did it start? Who started it? And so uhm.


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[Assistant] I learned that, especially that issue, was that, you know, and there was difference, even the guess we had, there was a little bit different opinions, you know, about what it was, so.


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[Assistant] No, I just was, I was just curious. I mean, I'm just trying to figure out the thoughts. Oh, I got you. Trying to help and stay clean. By the way everybody,


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[Assistant] You're the, you're actually the, I've said this to your face, you're the slobbiest guy I know.


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[Assistant] Ah, he's just a slob. Just a slob. Food and eh, have you ever eaten with him?


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[Assistant] The only positive thing about the mask was that it would cover up John David's food and his face. I did like that part of the mask wearing.


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[Assistant] No, you did a last, you did a, a Bible speech one time, like 12 years ago, and you kept saying perseverance. Perseverance. Am I right, Mark? I mean, I'm not, I'm not highly educated. Perseverance. No, you're correct. No, you're right. Perseverance. Perseverance.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I'll think about your wife and your children. I'm not trying to help them, man. If I can be their voice, like.


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[Assistant] Food. Anything that would bite. Bass, crappie. They're biting too, man. Of course they are. It's on fire right now. I own the pond. Yeah, I own my pond. So my kids are fishing, we're gonna do a fish fry. So it's like eight, well they bring the fish up there.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, we're good. So, I cleaned them, we got a giant bass, I'm sure that'll taste good. Mmm, gonna taste just like mud. But I needed it because, you know, my kids were like, hey, here we go, and I'm like,


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[Assistant] I only know one guy who, you know, turned that into enough for a big meal, but I don't think I can do that. And so I went down to catch some more and, uh, anyway, I didn't get enough sun. I'm having to clean all the fish and.


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[Assistant] Well, it's 8.45 and I'm like, look, this ain't gonna happen. We're gonna have to wait. We need some more fish.


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[Assistant] Well, then they're starving to death and they're like, oh, we gotta eat something that, you know, if we're going to wait on the fish. So I was going to buy, I was like, I'll make hamburgers, right?


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[Assistant] The unfortunate thing about Easter is that all the grocery stores closed on Easter, which is great for- Oh, you should have just texted your boy. I could have brought you fish.


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[Assistant] Well crap, now we're eating fish tonight. So you know where I ended up at 9.15 last night? In line at Sonic. Nah, I don't know. Hey, it never gets that bad for me.


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[Assistant] Nah, I mean, I enjoy fast food, but I'm like, no, we're not eating. No, I'm cooking. I'm gonna cook. Where do I have to go? Where do I have to go to buy food? I don't know. I'm so intrigued.


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[Assistant] Where would you go buy groceries at 9.15 at night in this town? Walmart.


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[Assistant] On Easter? I'm at the big Walmart. Oh the big big. Oh the big one. Not the name. 24 hours a day. Just let me say, you wanna keep it real? Go into Walmart at 10 o'clock at night. It's real.


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[Assistant] It's real in there, man. They have any Duck Dynasty merch? It is real in there. It's real in there, boys. So then I went home and cooked hamburgers. Well, I cooked the hamburgers in 15 minutes, but I had to go get the...


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[Assistant] But there's some little crappie in there too. Yea, they're the little ones.


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[Assistant] But let me tell you, it's every time you put it in there, they are tearing it up right now. That's good.


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[Assistant] Well there was another one right by the bridge. She was rolling a hunger and then she went in that, Jay's got so much crap in there now, he's put all these limbs. She rolls up in the brush top, she gone, and all my rigging's gone.


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[Assistant] This is the way we should live our lives. I actually died laughing when I read this Bible verse and I thought that's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so the apostle Paul, he's writing to the church in Corinth, so we're in 1 Corinthians 1. And he says, is Christ divided? Verse 13. Was Paul crucified for you? That's a rhetorical question. Were you baptized in the name of Paul?


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[Assistant] Another rhetorical question. I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius.


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[Assistant] Say no one can, so no one can say that they were baptized in my, baptized in my name.


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[Assistant] Yes, I also baptized the household of Stephanus. Beyond that, I don't remember if I baptized anyone else. And I died laughing at the fact that Paul's trying to think of, did I baptize somebody else there? So we should live our lives to where


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[Assistant] You can't even remember who you baptized, like you're forgetting.


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[Assistant] Good things you did. I think we all try to forget the bad things we did. And uh, and when people remind us, we're like, oh shoot, I did do that. Uh, but what about if we did so many good things that you're like,


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[Assistant] I can't even remember if I did that or not. And uhm, I love when people come up to me and tell me like, man, that day you said this to me, man, it really helped me out. And I really have forgotten that I even said that. I was like, what did I say?


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[Assistant] And so that's what I think if we live our lives where we're doing that, we'll be like, Paul, you'll be trying to think like, man, did I do that or not? But we know that it's good.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I ran into a buddy that I went to high school with and he doesn't even live here.


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[Assistant] He was here for the holidays a few months ago and...


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[Assistant] He comes out and we walked outside and he said, yeah, man, I need to get back. I need to get my life in order. I said, yeah. And, uh, he goes, do you remember you baptized me in high school?


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[Assistant] I totally forgot. I still don't have no memory of doing that, but he didn't forget it. And so, uh, which was awesome. And so that was one I actually thought about, like I forgot even, you know.


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[Assistant] Actually, that's happened a lot. People have come and told me that and I've totally forgotten.


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[Assistant] Could be in the room, man. It's good to make sure you're out working up here.


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[Assistant] I told you about ringing that stupid bell!


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[Assistant] So what, what, because, let me tell y'all this. Chris, this was almost a year ago.


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[Assistant] Christine, we were sitting in the living room and she said, well, are you gonna get ready, Philip? And I said, uh, are we going somewhere?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And I've never done it before. And I didn't know what to do. And I told Christine, I said, I'm not your man. She was like, and she's laid back. She's like, oh, you'll do fine, Phillip. She grew up with all these Robertsons, so nothing fazes her.


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[Assistant] But I thought it was great because Si, all of Si's grandchildren were there, four grand boys, his daughter Tracea, his son Scott. I thought he had eight of them. I mean four and four. Yeah, four and four. Each one of them gave me four.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because, and later when I got up and said something, I just kinda closing that out to go to the next thing, I was like, you know, when Jay called me, he was like, size nine, we gotta do something.


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[Assistant] And I said, what? And he said, something, get over here. Get over here, we'll figure it out when you get here. But, but Jay, we saw a side of Jay, which, which we do get to see every once in a while, but uh, he's one of the greatest men that I've ever met, really. Nobody knows.


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[Assistant] Hold on, can, let me and, let Johnny D guess what it is first.


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[Assistant] He didn't feel good though, because he told me, I said, I said, Sy, I said, uh, cause Sy had re-bought.


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[Assistant] And I said, Si, take it easy with this one. He said, nah, hey, I'm fixing to get done and leave. He said, this is for charity. I'm glad to do it. He said, but I, I'm not feeling good.


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[Assistant] I said, cause I ain't gonna sit here all night watching you play. And so what I did, I was playing really tight for the whole time and then I, and then I showed a big bluff.


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[Assistant] And then I gave Psy off his buying back, so I profited about 200.


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[Assistant] But I do want to tell y'all something. Uh, Sy was talking about Matt Kessner winning the tournament.


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[Assistant] Thanks Matt for coming out. There were some really great things, but what Matt did was he won the big check and turned around and handed it back.


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[Assistant] There was a time where you couldn't throw a shoe and not look around and see size picture on it. On something. You know, on something.


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[Assistant] Okay I got a question, Cy. Why is it that teal are so much louder than other ducks?


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness, oh, and that was costly.


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[Assistant] Somebody who makes famous people's jackets in Nashville made that for Sy. Oh no, she's from here. Oh, she's from here? She's from here. I thought a gentleman in Nashville made that for you. That may have been something else.


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[Assistant] Was Judy, Judy your older sister? Yeah. Okay, I met her husband at your place. Yeah, Jim.


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[Assistant] But he did stop by, he did stop by and see you when you were sick.


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[Assistant] Thank you. No, the best is when, is when Cy won one night, big. And he's like, okay boys, I'm getting tired, I gotta get up and go duck hunting in the morning. And he had all the chips. He got his money and he started waving around. He said, let me ask y'all something.


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[Assistant] Who's the best kisser in here? And they were all looking at each other and they said, where are you asking that? And he said, y'all can kiss this money goodbye.


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[Assistant] Cy, can I tell you something? Yeah, if I tell you right back.


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[Assistant] Oh by the way, me and Syke got up on stage and did the stanky leg.


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[Assistant] It was actually, we were celebrating Sy's 50th anniversary, and my anniversary rolled around on Sunday. I was married 29 years to my wife. 29! 50, 29.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. That's a pretty good group. To four women. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay listen, I did not forget, so she's watching this podcast, I did not forget.


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[Assistant] But I was so busy that I didn't get or anything.


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[Assistant] And I was like, okay, this is Brittany, so you're Martin's girlfriend. And Martin looked at me like, nope, not really. And she was like, not yet. But she was like, oh, oh well. Then I was like, oh, awkward silence.


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[Assistant] And you're gonna disagree, but I'm telling you this is 100% true.


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[Assistant] Christine says, Philip, I want a real nice ring. And here's what she told me. Here, let me see that. Heh. And here's Si, I said, Si. Yea. Christine wants a real nice ring.


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[Assistant] Hey Jack, I can't afford a real nice ring. Yes you can! You can afford it now. Okay.


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[Assistant] So we go to, uh, Trinity Diamonds, which they're awesome. If you haven't been to Trinity Diamonds, they're awesome. And they're in Westman, right? Oh, they're awesome, huh? So here's what happens. And the price tag is awesome.


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[Assistant] So we go in and we just happen to have a poker game after we go and meet with these people. So I was like, hurry up, Phillip, hurry up, hurry up. I said, you have to pick out something that you like here.


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[Assistant] Hey, send me some pictures I'll show Sy.


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[Assistant] He wants to watch somebody else kitty.