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[Assistant] You know, you have to appreciate the music whether you come from a family that were multimillionaires or you come from a family that's been on benefits or they had food stamps. Music is there to be appreciated no matter what it is. Uhm, you know, like I told you, nowadays I listen to R&B. I listen to R&B because music is just getting


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[Assistant] You know, I just hear a lot of the same stuff coming out from the UK. Uhm, and I didn't want to make that stuff. I wanted to be different. I wanted to bring hard, heavy trap beats with melody on top of that, which no one else does. Uhm, I don't know if, whether if they can't ride the wave or they can't ride the beat, but


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[Assistant] I like music like that. I've, I've come up off listening to people that had no auto tune in their music. Uhm, even though I've been listening to these type of, this type of real rap, real music.


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[Assistant] The type of music I make is completely different to what I've grown up on and what I've listened to. And it doesn't mean that it hasn't influenced me in any way because, like I said, I like reading, I like looking into things, I like gathering information, I like to know more about things, I like to be aware of my...


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[Assistant] What I'm doing today, what I'm doing tomorrow or, you know, this article that came out about this. I like to watch fucked up shit, bro. I'm a weird guy. I like.


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[Assistant] To, to know things, general knowledge, which a lot of people don't have. Uhm, and it makes you grow as a person, because the more you learn, the more you can give off to the, to the younger youth. And, you know, some people, like I said, some people might say that, you know, this guy's talking about the youth while he's wearing a mask, but shit, that's how life gets. I guess that's just my thing. And yeah, bro.


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[Assistant] Uhm, personally I don't believe there's anything wrong with purchasing, you know, Louis Vuitton or Gucci or...


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[Assistant] Stuff like this, even Supreme and stuff like that. These are, you know, Supreme do a lot of collectible items that you can sell for more. It's some things you see as an investment, some things you see as, you know, you want to buy it because you want to treat yourself because, you know, you feel like you want to dress good. So fuck it, I might just go to Louis Vuitton and get me a t-shirt and some jeans.


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[Assistant] And some kicks to go with it, you know, you might spend two grand on an outfit. That's all cool and everything. But at the end of the day, you know, people like Kanye West, I was, like I said, I was reading an article, we were talking about it before and it said


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[Assistant] That he usually has the brand, that's a lot of money coming from someone that spoke about creating a big brand for years and then finally did it and now you get to see what he's accomplished. That doesn't mean he has 3 billion dollars in his pocket. It means that this is what his brand has done and this is something that he's created. It's like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's like you're one of your interviews that, you know, so you sitting down years before you started doing interviews and thinking, shit, I'm going to start doing interviews and my interview is going to hit 100 million views. And you know, you started doing your shit and sooner or later, 50 interviews down the line, you got your 100 million views. It's a process. Um, and Kanye West, as Lucky said, as much as,


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[Assistant] He's a bit all over the place right now. He's still someone that is quite relevant in our culture in terms of what he does when it comes to fashion. I was telling you before, I listen to old school Kanye West. Sometimes I wake up, I listen to my dark, beautiful, twisted fantasy. Shit, I might listen to a devil in a new dress with Rick Ross. And...


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[Assistant] They don't give a flying fuck. Uhm, and you know, people need to realize that artists and rappers in general need to realize that


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[Assistant] And yeaah, like I said, they don't gonna care about you. It looks nice, don't get me wrong. I wear some of this shit myself.


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[Assistant] I don't want to sound like a hypocrite but, you know, thinking about it now, they don't care about us. Uhm, even though people from the culture have made these brands into what they are. They have history, don't get me wrong.


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[Assistant] You're going for their position. Everyone feels threatened by your presence. Uhm, so hence why I don't see it happening. I don't see people making their own brand and getting to a complete different level because, you know, everyone's supporting it because people will still buy the shit. The shit's never gonna stop.


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[Assistant] I like making music every- I feel like making music you have to go to different places to get a different energy. If you're in the same studio every single day.


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[Assistant] Sometimes your head just starts hurting. You're just thinking shit. I need to change the scenery. Fuck it. I might just go to New York and record in New York. I might go to Paris and record in Paris. I might go to ATO. When I went to ATO,


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[Assistant] I just felt the vibe, I felt the energy of the city, it's a very musical city, and it was, it was inspirational.


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[Assistant] You know, I worked with Earl on the Beat, uhm, he's a very talented producer, he's done shit for City Girls and Baby, Lil Baby and so on and so forth. And I worked with a few people, I went to New York, I was in New York about a month ago, I was with a day trip.


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[Assistant] And I made a few records with Daytrip and like I said Adam, I'm working all the time so yeaah, crossing the pond for me is a big thing. I feel like it does come with a little bit of a push and it comes with time, it doesn't happen straight away because I feel like the American audience, like I said, they think that we sit down, drink tea and have crumpets.


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[Assistant] Maybe not you Adam, but we're talking about people that have no common sense. Uhm, and I feel like it will take some time for it to grow on them.


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[Assistant] But I definitely feel like the US is paying more attention to the UK.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and just knowing the fact that the US market is paying closer attention to the UK makes not just me, it makes me happy for the fact that, forget about me, I'm, I don't even think about myself. I think about everyone else in the scene. I'm thinking shit then.


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[Assistant] You know, it's not just me, this light is gonna be shed on. It's gonna be shed on everyone that's making music from our country, from the UK.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so yeaah, crossing the pond for me is, is definitely gonna happen. I've made music everywhere and I'm, and I'm trying to make music that I've got in my head. I'm thinking, uhm, even for example Toronto going up to Canada. Uhm, Canada and London, they're very close in terms of like slang and lingo and they fuck with our shit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and it's, it's not just recently, it's been happening for a long time. Canadians love England.


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[Assistant] Go down to New York straight after and maybe have a little small show in LA as well. Because like I said, it's all about growth. It's all about introducing yourself to new fans and networking and talking.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'll answer your first question first. Uh, for me, what's important, uhm, I'll say happiness, health,


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then finally acquiring wealth, not being rich Adam, wealth, being wealthy, uhm, wealth.


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[Assistant] In every aspect of life, in terms of good health, in terms of having people around you for, you know, all your life, growing old. No one wants to die young. Uhm, you know, you see Nipsey, he had so much ahead of him as well. He's been grinding for fucking years, bro. And he passed away. You've got so many people that have been taken away.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but for me the main thing is just being happy in what you do and just being positive and give the same energy to people that you want to receive back. Uhm, yeaah, money, making money is something that I'm good at bro, uhm, with or without rap I'm good at making money so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, money's cool, but at the end of the day that shit's all material, you know.


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[Assistant] For me it's just, you know, making the most of my time. Uhm, I always tell my friends I'd rather spend a hundred thousand than spend a hundred thousand minutes. I'll spend a hundred thousand in currency than spend a hundred thousand in minutes because in those hundred thousand minutes I can possibly make a hundred thousand.


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[Assistant] If I work hard enough, uhm, so yes, it's happiness, health and wealth and just family, bro. I feel like family is the most important thing that people have in this life, that they seem to push away from them. A lot of people are not really close to their family, but uhm, you know, they need to,


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[Assistant] They need to look at themselves and realise that you won't be here without them in the first place. So, you know, you know, keep your circle tight, tight like a virgin. Uhm, and yeaah, uhm, second, second question. Yeaah, I do go to the gym. You go to the gym as well though? No, I don't. Shit, I didn't go today. Do I look pumped?


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[Assistant] Oh bro, yeaah, I like going to, I feel like having a recreational activity or some type of activity to blow off some steam is good to have in your life. Uhm, you know, I wake up, I go, I take my time, I wake up, I put on my shorts.


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[Assistant] Have breakfast, go all the way to my gym. I can be fucking an hour away, I'll still go to the same gym. Go all the way there and, you know, just push weights and just let off some steam, some, some negative


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[Assistant] It's always been the fast life. It hasn't been me sitting down in Bali with my feet up or in Bora Bora just, you know, smoking weed and sipping on tea. Uhm, so yeaah, like gym is something for me I feel like, uhm, it's a big part of me because I never used to go to the gym.


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[Assistant] And I decided to go to the gym only because of the fact that I need to let off this energy. I don't want to be an angry person, it's not my persona. I'm a very calm and relaxed guy, even in times of...


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[Assistant] On a good day, I've done 600, but one rep. But 550, I've done it for five.


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[Assistant] That's what happens when you push 550kg with your legs. Uhm, but shit, I'm happy man. I feel like I've accomplished a lot. Uhm, and yea Adam man, it was nice finally getting to see you and sitting down with you.


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[Assistant] I like Cravel. I like, I like The Migos. I've always liked The Migos. I heard Chappin' Out The Bando.


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[Assistant] Years ago, I was telling people in the UK about that song, um, you know, when the whole wave of Chief Keef and the Migos and you had a...


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[Assistant] And yeaah, he's probably the leader of his pack, and I'm the leader of mine, so shit. Quavo hit me up, finna do something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not really vocal, like I was saying. A lot of people wouldn't like to show you support vocally. Uh, but shit, if he wants to fuck with me, then yeah, he knows where I'm at. We're in London, and...


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[Assistant] They love London, bro. They all, yeaah. I think everyone's in London right now. They came for wireless. You had Travis. You was in wireless as well, wasn't you? There you go. So yeaah, man.


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[Assistant] If it happens, it happens. I don't sit down and, and, and dwell on things that could have happened. I just feel like if it happens, it'll happen naturally. If it doesn't, then shit, life still goes on. I'm still going forward. I'm still living my life. And yea bro.


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[Assistant] So I've got a video coming out real soon. It's for a track called Tranquility from my latest mixtape Port Utopia. And I told you before, I've got music for a long time. I've got music until 2021, so...


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[Assistant] Shit, you're gonna be expecting quite a lot from me and, you know, I've got something so sensational coming your way that I can't even speak about Adam. It's so sensational and it's not just me, so.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm looking forward to it because on the way here, I was listening to some of it and shit, I feel like this is going to be one of the best things to come out of the UK. And when it's time to actually get through with it, I'm definitely going to give you a shout. 100%. You need to get involved with that.


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[Assistant] So we need a new replacement Tuesday cartoon show for us to watch. So starting right now over on my Patreon page, you can help me decide what is going to show up on the big giant poll that we posted onto YouTube next week.


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[Assistant] What show we watch? You can comment there. If you see someone who has the same comment as you do for the same show, just give it a little heart there. Anybody one dollar tier and up can do this. So make sure you guys go over there so you can be a part of what show gets picked. And then of course, next week, September 5th, everybody.


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[Assistant] There will be a poll on YouTube and Patreon which you guys can vote for.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, my name is Xamber. Today we're watching more Miraculous. We are watching season 5 episode 22, Coalition, which is in collusion? No, it's collusion.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind guys, if you want to see my next episodes early or just see the full uncut reaction, you can do that by checking it out over on my Patreon page, link down in the description below. But without further ado, let's get started.


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[Assistant] Also girl, you should sue the school. Honestly?


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[Assistant] There, you could claim that they're just trying to cut you out of maternity leave. You could do it.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Oh, she's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Anything that happened in this episode, like what? So Chloe is now the mayor of Paris, which is weird. Uh, her dad stepped out.


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[Assistant] Gonna go make us little movies and stuff, which his wife's not gonna like that. So that'll be weird. I don't know how that relationship's gonna go.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and Chloe's just like a problem to Ola Paris, but she's trying to be- not trying to be good. She's just listening to Laila.


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[Assistant] But now people are gonna, like, think she's good, and then she also now has, like, outlawed Monarch, Ladybug, and Cat Noir, claiming them as, like, public enemies at the end of the episode, which is just crazy. Like, this whole episode is crazy. Like, number one, don't they have, like, other classes? Like, literally Marinette was like, oh, I'm gonna have to be in the class with Chloe.


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[Assistant] So like, therefore it means that like, Marinette could be in a different class, so why not just move Chloe to a different class?


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[Assistant] I know she wants to be around Adrian, but at this point she doesn't even want to be around Adrian.


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[Assistant] It's so odd, I guess cause she doesn't want to be, but I don't know. Like, dang girl, like I just...


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[Assistant] I get so sad at her character cause like, we had that moment with like the bracelet where it's like, you gave me this Chloe, remember? Like.


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[Assistant] There's a part of you that didn't want to be good and she's like, no it didn't. And they just kinda like threw it away, so.


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[Assistant] I'm just a little disappointed in her character because it seemed like she was going to be on an up and up, which would be nice, but it's just not.


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[Assistant] It's not happening. So, a bit disappointing. I wish her character could have been capable of much more.


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[Assistant] I do like that she's like the bratty character.


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[Assistant] I just wish they wouldn't have given her so much.


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[Assistant] Redemption? Road to redemption? Just to snatch it away from us. It feels a little weird. Especially with like, Lila. Like, I thought Lila would just like, not really come back much, but she's just like, here, she's doing stuff, she's being weird.


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[Assistant] I have no idea what this girl wants or what she's like, trying to do with herself. Cause it is, it is honestly just like, odd.


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[Assistant] I don't really know what she's up to. We've already seen that she like has different colored contact lenses so she can look different.


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[Assistant] I don't know what Mish is she's up to. It's very confusing and where even is she in this like episode? She's like in some weird graffiti like slum?


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[Assistant] Moving on past that, Adrian and Marinette are adorable. I wish Adrian would tell Marinette sooner. I'm sure he's not gonna actually go to like London. But like, I do hope he tells her soon. It would just be smart.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I do like Rose like coming up to them and like being like, you guys need to kiss.


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[Assistant] So it's one of those things where it's like, okay, can you guys just kiss? Cause then you stand there and you're just like insufferable to be around. It's like, just kiss and get it over with. Like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, what an odd episode this was. I don't even know how to feel. It's weird.


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[Assistant] Uhm, kinda leading in, what have you, so I'm very interested and excited for that, cause we have days apparently.


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[Assistant] For Gabriel, which is wild to me. So I'm nervous. I'm so excited. So thank you guys so much for watching this with me. I really do appreciate it. Just make sure if you like these videos to use that pinky finger to hit that subscribe button. That way I know you're super awesome and I'll see you all later.


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[Assistant] I'll fight a little better than that time, even though he kinda cheated and threw himself at me, which I guess he didn't know was against the rules, and that's why I won. But there's more there, I even fight Captain Sparkles, and there's a round of that going over after this, but I just wanted to say, you know, I just-


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[Assistant] Got back in from PAX, I literally walked in the door, started editing this video right away, and I am more motivated than ever before to make cool videos for you guys. So,


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[Assistant] I don't have a lot of time because I want to make sure that this video doesn't get too long with the fights that you're about to see. So there's more content on the way. I even recorded myself in the Virtusphere.


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[Assistant] Which is like a virtual reality thing. It's a big rolling hamster ball. That is so cool and so weird to experience. But I got a POV inside of it and I had Yamimash taking film outside. So expect that soon, if not tomorrow. But either way, totally awesome. Thank you all so much. Thank you Yamimash, who I can now officially call my friend.


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[Assistant] Look as I claim my victory. Oh, how great I am.


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[Assistant] So that was just one of many awesome moments I had at PAX. I've met a bunch of YouTubers. I wish I could've met more, but I still hung out with a bunch.


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[Assistant] CaptainSparklez is awesome, YamiMess is awesome, I got to hang out with Wade and DLive and Antonidoo. I can never remember his- Oh, it's Entuin, that's it. Entuin, I hung out with him, had dinner with those guys, they are absolutely awesome. Sincerely, thank you guys so much, and thank you to the fan that gave me Tiny Box Tim! HELLO!


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[Assistant] He heard that I opened my own business so he dropped by. My sketchbook was on my desk at that time. So he picked it up and looked at it. I didn't think it'll turn out this way.


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[Assistant] Well that photo, it was in high school.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mingya took a photo of us while we were on the playground. Her mom bought her that camera. Remember this?


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[Assistant] When I did that time capsule thing with my classmates, I put it inside.


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[Assistant] It was a vacant lot at that time, but now...


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[Assistant] Later in college, I lost my laptop with a soft copy. Wait!


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[Assistant] When she had the photos, she also gave you and Setsuo a copy each. Where's yours?


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[Assistant] Fine. Make two glasses of orange juice for us.


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[Assistant] I had dinner with you. This is unnecessary. It's alright.


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[Assistant] Plays are different from TV dramas. Classic good plays deserve to be watched repeatedly. Besides, the actor performs differently in every show on the stage. Their experiences mount. That makes a difference. It's so much fun, the actor's lines, performances, behaviors, can be edited and posed as that of dramas.


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[Assistant] That can't bring home the bacon. Now I'm content with my job at the museum.


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[Assistant] Hmm, at least two out of three in my family are happy.


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[Assistant] I'm not after fame either. I also love acting.


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[Assistant] The bar for doing plays is set much higher than dramas. I can't reach it.


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[Assistant] Give me a break, will you? I was just a double in film and TV shows. Forget about plays. I'm not even qualified to hold a script.


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[Assistant] I decided to stay out of the camera lights. It was so exhausting. Now you're telling me to go back? If I make even the slightest attempt, my mom will kill me!


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[Assistant] What schoolmate? The moment he stole my idea, he was degraded to an animal. All plagiarists are enemies of mankind. They're like termites of wood.


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[Assistant] What's up, Dujuan? Have you found the photo? Uh, not yet. You better hurry up!


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[Assistant] My WeChat has been ringing all day. Students are all asking me about it. Apparently they bought Yufei's story. Let's talk when we meet tomorrow. Gotta go. Bye.


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[Assistant] Besides, I've decided to quit acting. This is too sudden. Plus, I've never taken part in a play. I may screw it up. And not to mention your debut is just a month away, so...


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[Assistant] After I turned 18 a few years ago, the universe got in my way when I wanted to pursue my goal.


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[Assistant] To our luck, and to our job, to your health.


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[Assistant] They're just scared. That's when it happens. When they don't know what to do.


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[Assistant] Arvo, is this where the supplies are? Where the food is?


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[Assistant] She usually travels by herself. That has to be hard. Maybe she's just lonely.


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[Assistant] That's never really been a problem for me. Keep it.


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[Assistant] You don't have anything to apologize for. I know you didn't mean it.


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[Assistant] I miss Doc too. He was a good friend. And I haven't had too many of them.


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[Assistant] Heya, Clem. It's nice to hear people laughing.


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[Assistant] I think he'd tell me that he doesn't have all the answers.


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[Assistant] I called him a crybaby when I hid the bug in his pillow.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure about anything anymore. It's not much, but we'll make it better.


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[Assistant] Do me a favor honey, tell this gal that I am 100% normal American.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, that was the brand new sketch comedy video over on nacho punch where they put in the most production quality I've ever seen in a video. I've never been in something like that. I went through like


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[Assistant] Nine different costume changes. I went through makeup a whole bunch of times. They put a bald cap on me. They did stuff with my hair. I was with other people. There was all these lighting stuff that I had no idea what was going on. It was absolutely amazing and the video turned out great. So check it out by clicking this that's been up here-ish somewhere.


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[Assistant] Somewhere around here there's been something that you can click on and go see the video, so check it out right now. Thank you guys so much. Ever since I got here,


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[Assistant] In Los Angeles. I have had no time to myself. And I'm not disappointed in that. I'm actually pretty happy that I've been keeping so busy. I did table flip with the Game Grumps. I did that thing with Nacho Pun. Actually, like about a month ago I did that. They've just been working on it ever since.


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[Assistant] But the only one that I know right now and he's just a really cool guy and that was just amazingly fun. I've only been in LA for three weeks.


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[Assistant] And so much stuff has happened. And also, like, the channel has been doing absolutely, incredibly well with the amazing, uh, uh, support that you guys have shown me. We're on our way to two million. We'll be there in a few weeks here. Like, we may hit it while I'm at PAX. And I hope that I'm able to have something up ready for that special occasion.


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[Assistant] As soon as possible, because we hit 1 million October 31st, and now it's juuuust now March 31st, so that's just a few months in the future. And, uh, we're gonna hit 2 million before I've been on YouTube for two years. That's...


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[Assistant] That is, uh, incredible. I-I-I don't even have words to describe how quickly this has happened and how grateful I am, uh, for this change. I wouldn't have the- all these opportunities to meet these cool people, do these great projects, to work with all these cool and very talented people without you guys. So, sincerely from the bottom of my heart,


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[Assistant] Thank you guys so much. So anyway, I'm gonna make this a short one. I don't wanna get too rambly, you know? I usually do in these vlogs. So, in summary,


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[Assistant] The Nacho Punch video is available. You can click the link in the annotation or the link in the description. Uh, if you haven't seen Table Flip yet, it is probably my favorite episode of Table Flip and I've seen them all.


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[Assistant] Uhm, check that out. Links also in the description below. Uh, thank you all the YouTubers that I've worked with and all the YouTubers that I will be working with in the near future. And thank you guys for watching. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-bye!


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Now I'm gonna walk up to you nice and slow, and you're gonna give me the gun, okay?


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[Assistant] I was there. I couldn't- God damn you, I love that woman!


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[Assistant] Who was mean, Roger? It was probably your clumsy, fat hands that loused it up.


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[Assistant] So, who's behind all this? What exactly are they up to? And will it cut into my hot tub time?


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[Assistant] And if you look to your left, you'll see the fabulous X Mansion. While on the right,


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[Assistant] Really? You couldn't have gone before we left?


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[Assistant] Shouldn't you be in Canada uncovering your past or something?


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[Assistant] Super villains meet my super suit. Yes, that suit requires


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[Assistant] Is it me or did it just get drafty in here?


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[Assistant] Oh, I have a great new outfit I put together the other day.


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to fight our way in.


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[Assistant] Much better. A little old fashioned by my standards, but it should get the job done.


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[Assistant] Why is it my tower can never stay in one piece?


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[Assistant] Take it easy, Hammerhead. We need to find him first.


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[Assistant] A research vessel covered with weapons? Well that's deceptive labeling.


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[Assistant] Nice. Never saw this coming. Gene, how long can you keep this bubble stable?


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[Assistant] So, where is this jet of yours? Parked all nice and safe in Central Park. I think. Then let us make haste!


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, my head's still kinda funny from our trip in the flying submarine. Lady Liberty shook a few brain cells loose.


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[Assistant] Really? How did Doom get preferred parking? Let's tell him.


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[Assistant] Sounds like a risky venture to me. And I'm all about risky ventures.


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[Assistant] I hope Fury knows what he's doing. I tend not to play well with people who've been attacking me and trying to steal all my stuff. Were we only children again?


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[Assistant] Pretty sure Magneto there will prove much more useful.


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[Assistant] You are a naughty, naughty space-bending cube. But I'll bet we could have some fun. I'll take that. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they saw it right away too, like, you know, I didn't know if they would, they're so L.A. that I didn't know if they would necessarily like understand the English kid, but I-


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, I think I appreciate it. Alright, this is what I wanted to show you. So this is like the most influential early UK BMX street video and also happens to be the first time I ever heard you


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[Assistant] Ever heard a UK rapper? Probably, period. And I just remember at this time being fucking shocked and appalled and not knowing what the fuck I was listening to, but...


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[Assistant] That I ever, that, that, that, like the UK had necessarily really like made its mark in terms of like, uhm, the street BMX scene.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, see that's crazy, cause like nowadays the shit's on YouTube, it gets claimed, the money goes to your bank account, back in the day, you know, they'd press up like- What's that YouTube? It's on Vimeo or YouTube now, I can send you the link.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it's so easy to get lost and just trapped in that just sunken place of just looking at this fucking constant on your phone for hours like that, you know? It's like anything you're interested in, you can just go deep down that fucking wormhole.


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[Assistant] Maybe if you're willing to put in the work, but you know, I got a girlfriend so I try to keep my mind like, you know, I'm not going to actually, I try not to go down the hole too far.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's alright. Uhm, yeaah, I just feel like it's appropriate that we have a conversation, because I've been talking to all these fucking new up and coming rap dudes and stuff, so it's like, it just makes sense that we go back to the foremost elder statesman of the scene. Geez! That's crazy. How does it feel to even be talked about in those terms, because I feel like you're somebody who,


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[Assistant] Got the OG card, like, preemptively, because you're like, you're only 35, right?


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[Assistant] People don't understand that that's a little bit of a diss when it comes to rappers. It's like, yeaah, I appreciate being your OG, but at the same time, don't act like I'm old yet.


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[Assistant] I think Jay-Z is definitely in his 40s, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's the crazy thing too though, is that you broke open all these doors for this whole new generation of all the things that we see happen in UK rap now, but...


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[Assistant] It was a struggle for you, like it was actually like you were going through the hell of breaking through in a way that people now all this stuff is sort of accepted. It's normal, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And now if you look at the wireless lineup, almost every single person on it is just a guy.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. So how do you feel when you look at this new generation of all these kids who are coming out, they're getting accolades and getting recognized on a level that I guess you probably always, you know, you feel proud when you look at everything that your countrymen are accomplishing?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Those are two classics that I still go back to to be honest. I don't go back to that much old music. Right. But they just are what they are in it.


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[Assistant] That's what's funny is that you clearly, from hearing you talk about music, you have like a ability to appreciate.


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[Assistant] All kinds of music, including music that, you know, diehard hip hop fans are looking at as being, you know, sort of a bastardization of hip hop. But you've got enough of an appreciation for all that kind of stuff. Like I heard you talking about mumble rap in an interview and saying like, you know, I don't think they're mumbling. I like what they're doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. In a way it is- I had never- I think I was 12 when I saw that. I had never seen a video that made me feel like that or that you felt like they were depicting a culture so- such a raw way.


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[Assistant] Right, because I hear it's all about the housing projects.


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[Assistant] And where everybody's sort of cooped up in the same place, so that's where all this bad shit starts happening more or less, right?


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[Assistant] Give the people that raw depiction of what goes on in that area and like how much of that stood out to you when you were first coming into the game that you wanted to really tell the story of the people from your area versus just telling your own truth.


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[Assistant] Something that would even have sounded familiar to you when you were in your teenage years or early twenties if I were to be like, you know, you're gonna basically be the one laying out the blueprint of helping the outside world understand what it's like to be a kid in the hood in the UK.


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[Assistant] The format of that video and the way it made you feel because it was like, no, this is, they were unapologetically English the same way that your music was, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, it's like that, that, I think you're the same type of person that I am where I'm just, I'm interested in other people's cultures, I'm interested in what's going on in other people's neighborhoods, etc. And it's like that, that primarily with rap, it's like,


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[Assistant] You know, most people won't ever get a chance to go check out the projects in New Orleans like you did, but like that's what the music was, is like, oh this is a way for us to understand the slang and the attitude and the style and everything that everybody has from different places and I think that


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[Assistant] You know, that, that is, a lot of people don't necessarily quantify it that way or think of it as being what they're actually doing when they listen to rap, but you seem like you're somebody who's more understanding that that was part of your


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[Assistant] Do you still feel like you're, you get that even from England in a sense is that you listen to these new rappers and that sort of just like informs your view of what's going on in neighborhoods that you have no reason to go to at this point and stuff?


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[Assistant] One thing that everybody seems like they keep mentioning when I talk to these younger rappers out here is that the cops are just on them. Was it like that for you growing up? Did they even understand what you were doing?


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[Assistant] Like isn't it odd to think of that kind of energy being around like raves and shit when you think about where dance music is at right now. Like my experience of it having gone to raves or clubs or any kind of like dance stuff is just like 100% devoid of any chance of violence. Oh, cause it's so, like you're talking about the top end. Cause things have changed so much, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is a sick fucking disgusting attitude for sure.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, but a lot of people I've talked to out here have been basically making it sound as if just by default, by being a rapper, that the cops are, are just on them and just like, you know, fucking with their shows or, you know, fucking with them about certain lyrics, having videos taken down because they're referencing gangs or violence or whatever.


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[Assistant] But do you have that sense of pride? Like, do you think about the sense or the state of UK hip-hop overall as something that you have pride in, like the same way you would think of like a fucking sports team from where you grew up?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's actually amazing how consistent you've been and how prolific and how well your stuff still does and just the fact that you go so out of your way to do stuff with all these new artists and stuff.


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[Assistant] When you first came to America, you talked about, uh, going and seeing Compton or whatever, but what was your first time, your first memory of seeing America?


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[Assistant] You went and sat down on the couch and passed out, or you passed out in the middle of the room and cracked your head open?


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[Assistant] I remember the first time I smoked weed in California, really like, you know, having like a period of like months of sort of getting used to it and just like


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[Assistant] Not really understanding that I was being anti-social and weird and not talking and like just being sorta too reclusive because I couldn't stop hitting the blown when my friends would light it up but at the same time it was clearly having like a negative effect on my personality and my ability to be on camera in particular at that time.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Favorite comedian. You know, I always hear that the comedy world is like tons of potheads now. Like Joe Rogan was saying that it used to be people would be doing coke and drinking and shit, now they're just a bunch of nerds who just smoke weed.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You just, well, you were trying to get your life a bit more organized and stuff because you felt like you were getting too grown up, you had too much to deal with.


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[Assistant] It's crazy because when I think about all my time coming to England when I was more just like a BMX guy is that I just felt like everybody was just off cocaine and ketamine and everybody was drinking so much and all these fucking dorks that I'm hanging out with out here, they don't party or anything. Everybody's got super squeaky clean lifestyles and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but is that the purpose of doing anything in life, is to be able to remember it well? Because I think about that sometimes, is that...


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[Assistant] You know, I've had people tell me, like, you gotta keep a journal. Like, not keep a fucking journal. But that, like, I do get it because it's kind of like, the value of having experience is that you can reflect on it. And if you're living in, if you're living so fast that you never really get a chance to sit back and think, like, about what you've been through, then how much of those memories are really worth?


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[Assistant] You were carrying an actual camera around for years?


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you look back at all the stuff that you've seen and everything, what stands out to you as the most shocking thing? Just that like, I can't believe that I actually got to live this experience that I never ever, as just a kid growing up in the UK, would have thought that I'd be able to enjoy.


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[Assistant] What are you guys thinking? Like, you don't know where I come from, you don't know that I'm not the kind of guy that would ever be near the Olympics, typically.


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[Assistant] What's your lifestyle like these days, like in terms of how fast you're moving now? Cause it's like, you know, you seem to me like you're still working your ass off, but how has things changed in terms of the speed of life that you enjoy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. No, I mean that's a constant decision that you can be making in life, like as a musician in particular, myself, like I always think of that as like, you know, in LA there's different parties every night, and if I were to go to those parties,


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[Assistant] And you're just drinking beers and smoking weed with all these different people and stuff. You can find yourself into a lot of good situations as a rapper as the same thing. Where there's a lot of benefits that can come from that, but then at the same time it's like,


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[Assistant] At a certain point in your personality I feel like has to shift where you get a little bit tired of just living that life day in day out of just


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[Assistant] Trying to socialize, trying to reach that next level of society, of progression, of meeting this person and that, and like, you know, a lot of that stuff is pretty beneficial to you when you're a young rapper, but I feel like there's always like a clock ticking in terms of how much of that you can really stomach.


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[Assistant] Being a bit older do you see the, do you see the record companies at being at fault to a certain extent because they are in a lot of ways sort of just dressing up stereotypes of the worst parts of uh, of society and like anti-social behavior and things that they would never, you know a 40 year old fucking guy who owns a label in LA


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[Assistant] Would be horrified if his kid was doing one tenth of the shit that their star artist is doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is, cause it's like, you don't, like, on one hand, you just know that the audience wants what the audience wants, and now more than ever, uh, the record labels don't really have the ability or the power to shape public opinion like they do, they just have to fucking...


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[Assistant] That's another strange thing to see develop with the labels is that they're not really developing anybody. They're watching and waiting for something to hit off on its own and then they try to put their muscle behind it.


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[Assistant] Like in, that's, that I think for people like us that are like very like, like your entire business is based on you being in front of the camera. Same with me. It's very intriguing to me when I think about the people at the record labels who get to just be


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[Assistant] I'm always fascinated by that because for me it's like I don't really have a career unless I'm out putting myself in front of the camera, unless I'm talking about my own shit about what I've been through and stuff like that. So I'm always kind of intrigued by what it would be like to be the kind of person that doesn't have to like monetize their own existence, which is what anybody who's sort of a content creator basically has to do.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I, and you know, I have like sick twisted thoughts, like I was at wireless all day, was around a ton of different rappers, whatever, and I, I didn't, like one of the days I just didn't even update my Instagram story or Snapchat the whole time, and then afterwards I'm just like, god damn it.


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[Assistant] You know, nobody's gonna even know I was there. Like I'm gonna, I can put out the YouTube videos later or whatever, but in some sense, if you're doing all this shit where you're like really going out of your way to put yourself in a social situation with a bunch of other rappers or people in the music industry or whatever, it's like you're kind of missing out on


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[Assistant] A large part of the, yea, but you're missing out on part of the benefit if you're not depicting it on social media, even though that, that stands out to me as sort of a warped way of thinking of it. It's true, you're missing out on some value there.


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[Assistant] Weird feeling when you've done so much more living than everybody that you came up around. Like when I go back to where I grew up, like a couple years ago, I went to the mall with my family and you know, I'm walking around in the Sears and there was like two different people that came up to me and were like, Oh, I'm whatever from, from high school. Do you remember me? I'm like,


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[Assistant] People see you taking a picture with somebody else, with some fan or whatever and then they come over and ask you who you are. And then like it's hard for other people to understand how fucking annoyed that I could be with just communicating with random people partially because that is like people just


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[Assistant] When they, when they see somebody and the like, celebrity starts to like, creep into their brain, they just start acting in weird ways that like, you would never act towards a normal person. So it's like, I'm a lot more annoyed by...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I heard you on another podcast, you were talking about, like, how you, like, and it just sort of painted this picture of what your life must be like. You're like, you know, I'm just at this restaurant trying to eat my fucking curry, and I got some random guy talking in my ears, asking me about somebody I was friends with ten years ago, asking me about this album and this, that, and you're just like, what the fuck, bro, let me eat my food.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's just gotta be, it's gotta be even more oppressive for you, but I mean, I notice that when I do interviews, a lot of times it'll be like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the world's changed. But it's kinda like the same way that every time you play a show, you gotta play, you gotta play songs from 10 plus years ago, including songs that you don't like anymore, songs that you don't really, you know, you don't relate to the place that you were at when you wrote that song. It's the same way that when you go to do an interview, people want you to rehash all your old stories. It's like, those are your greatest hits.


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[Assistant] I've seen Chief Keef do that though, honestly. I've seen him come to shows and just didn't play any of his hits. All stuff from the last year or two that he actually really likes. And the crowd looked a little bit, uh, saddened by it, but it was like kind of amazing just to be like, man, he really doesn't give a fuck.


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[Assistant] If your music could just go platinum and you didn't have to try to sell it at all, I mean, that would be a great life.


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[Assistant] Do you have any songs that you sort of dread performing or that you're not as happy with the other than your other ones?


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[Assistant] Do you have any lyrics that you, you subtly changed the lyric because you don't want to mention somebody that you had shouted out in that song or there was like something where you were going to just subtly change it and they might not even notice?


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[Assistant] What uhm, so you still are prolific? Do you still just hear a beat and it still just comes to you? Like no, no problem at all?


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[Assistant] A lot of young people really, that's like why they make the bad antisocial decisions that they make early on is like,


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[Assistant] They will shoot somebody, or they will get addicted to drugs, or they'll join a gang. It's like more or less just to have something to rap about.


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[Assistant] If they have no struggle, then there's nothing to really talk about, and they know that, so they create a struggle for themselves, even if they grew up in a place where they didn't have to struggle.


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[Assistant] It's crazy just to see what people sort of react to. I was interviewing Daylight, uh, the battle rapper the other day. And he was just saying, he's like, you know, he's like, it's just sickening how easily people are fooled. And he starts sort of like freestyling off the top and he starts saying something.


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[Assistant] About having the gun on him or whatever and it just immediately sounded hard as fuck to me. And he's like, you see? He's like, I just did that to you. Like, I just made you like...


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[Assistant] But at the same time, like when you're, when you're a young person starting a band, like if you, you probably really are living the crazy life that you're talking about. But then it's like, as soon as you start getting money, you start getting older, all that stuff starts to slip away. Or it gets worse. Or it gets worse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean the, the general lesson to be learned is like don't join a gang, don't, don't start selling drugs on a huge scale. Or do it properly.


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[Assistant] The same people who watch, uh, American History X, it's like every fucking Nazi's favorite movie, and the whole fucking movie is about why you probably shouldn't be a Nazi.


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[Assistant] Do you think the stabbing thing is a little bit of like-


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[Assistant] Is that partially just like media hysteria? Like the way that they talk about it as if it's this very specific thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's kind of interesting to me because I see like the numbers in terms of murders in London and stuff versus the number of murders in America and it just sort of makes me realize that the media and the government are gonna treat


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[Assistant] They're gonna act like there's a really big problem no matter what because we're looking at like an order of magnitude difference in terms of the levels of violence but still, you know, it's like they have to always focus in on something. They have to find something for them to be concerned about regardless.


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[Assistant] Alright, so uhm, for you, tell me what I need to check out from you in terms of like your recent outpour. What should everybody be keeping their eye out for?


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[Assistant] I always wonder if I'm the only one who feels like the producer tag thing a lot of times feels a little, a little weird. Like this is supposed to be art. And you're over here just stamping your brand name on it, even though you were a part of it and you don't get to shut your name out.


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[Assistant] We appreciate you bro. Thank you so much. Honestly, it's an honor to get to talk to you and perfect way to wrap up this ridiculous string of UK interviews I've been doing out here.


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[Assistant] We out here. Dizzy Rascal. No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] People get that wrong, the lukewarm view on climate change, which means climate change is real, people have something to do with it, but it's probably not the end of the world. I'm probably a lukewarm libertarian too.


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[Assistant] We did? It wasn't much of a relationship at all.


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[Assistant] I mean, when you bring up GCC, it's like, oh wait a minute, who were those guys?


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[Assistant] But can you imagine somebody giving you a little bit of money to say write whatever you want every two weeks? Uh, we had a blast doing that.


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[Assistant] They can take the heaviest oil, the dirtiest oil, the hardest to turn into a useful product and refine it. And they became the best in the world at doing that. I think it's still probably the second largest privately held company in the world.


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[Assistant] The two brothers who ran Coke Industries were Charles and David Coke.


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[Assistant] They had their sights set on how they were going to deal with issues that were existential to their industry. It's the heart of what they do, so they're gonna, they're gonna fight and hang on to that till the bitter end.


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[Assistant] They also had funding that went to Citizens for a Silent Economy, which was built for a slightly different purpose, which was to be a quote grassroots mobilizer.


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[Assistant] Over to the American Petroleum Institute and we met with the entire leadership of the API.


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[Assistant] And the meeting was all about, let's just knock out the BTU tax in its infancy.


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[Assistant] David Bourne was a moderate Democrat who chaired the relevant committee that would deal with the Clinton budget.


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[Assistant] They basically said, if we can get David Bourne to flip, we went. So they said, we're going to do whatever it takes.


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[Assistant] Everybody was given their marching orders out of this playbook. People would stand up behind politicians with signs about no BTU tax. There were rallies.


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[Assistant] Maybe there were a handful of folks who thought, oh gosh, I should call my senator and register my complaint. But they had no such grassroots army. It was funded and fueled by the corporate interests.


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[Assistant] He folded right away. It's like, wow, this can really work. We can pick our targets strategically and win even when we're not in political power.


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[Assistant] So that's how that playbook first began. It was developed right then.


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[Assistant] What I didn't know at the time was that it would become the beginning of something much bigger and that playbook is still in use today. I don't feel embarrassed or regretful in hindsight.


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[Assistant] Worry not, Thor. My telekinesis can separate water molecules.


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[Assistant] It's 50 bucks. I don't kiss and I don't do any weird shit.


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[Assistant] Put your money on the table. You got exactly ten minutes when the alarm rings, it's over. Okay?


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[Assistant] I already told the police all I know and I have nothing to add. Leave me alone.


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[Assistant] A loser without a job who liked to beat me after a few drinks? He left the day Johnny disappeared. I ain't seen him since. Coward. Good thing he left.


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[Assistant] I meet a lot of pretty shady characters in my line of work. Sure, I thought of it at first.


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[Assistant] Time's up, Mr. Shelby. I hope you got what you wanted. Now get out of here.


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[Assistant] An ex-client who thinks he owns me. He was getting violent and I told him I didn't want to see him anymore.


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[Assistant] I just remembered something. Maybe it's not important, but a letter arrived in the mail the morning Johnny disappeared.


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[Assistant] I can't just sit around and do nothing while you're out there looking for the man who killed my son. Ever since you came around I've been thinking and I... I want to come with you. Help you in your investigation.


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[Assistant] I'm just a mother. A mother who wants to find out who killed her son. Are we partners?


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[Assistant] Magazines about origami? You think the killer could have subscribed to one of those?


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[Assistant] I don't really like raw eggs. Maybe I should've told you.


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[Assistant] The notebook I took from Manfred's place. According to this...


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[Assistant] About 30 clients bought spare parts for royal machines in the last 10 years. The killer may be one of them.


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[Assistant] If the killer really used a royal typewriter, and if he subscribed to Norigami Magazine, his name should be on both lists.


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[Assistant] John Shepherd drowned in the rain while holding his brother's hand. Do you think he, he could be the origami killer?


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[Assistant] You have ice slowly melting, you have sea levels rising, you have places like the Maldive Islands that's only a meter above sea level that could be completely underwater.


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[Assistant] The Indian Health Service, they just seem impervious to improvement and they could not get it right.


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[Assistant] We found people who were transferred from one to the other, despite the fact that there were allegations of drug misuse, stealing, sexual abuse, inappropriate behavior. A whole series of things that would, in almost every other circumstance in life, require you to discharge someone, fire someone.


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[Assistant] They transfer them, they move them to the next service unit. And let's have somebody else live with the incompetence and the mistakes.


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[Assistant] We tried to browbeat the IHS in every way we knew how to get them to straighten out and they just seemed impervious to improvement and they could not get it right.


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[Assistant] 2300 square miles. It butts up against Canada. This stunningly beautiful place.


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[Assistant] Like a lot of Indian reservations, there is high poverty rates, high rates of alcoholism, diabetes, domestic abuse, etc. And so this is really one of the most far-flung places that you could go, uh, if you were a doctor.


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[Assistant] She puts up a picture of Joe Fourhorns when he was about 10 or 11 years old, right around the time that he would have been abused by Dr. Weber. She wants the jury to remember this little boy.


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[Assistant] Joe answers their questions. It's clear he does not want to be on the stand.


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[Assistant] Then he does the hardened felon that is sitting there.


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[Assistant] He's talking about the most humiliating thing that you could ever imagine talking about. He breaks down crying.


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[Assistant] Joe reacts in a way that undercuts the defense's entire sort of line of question.


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[Assistant] And explained in really sort of honest, gut-wrenching, visceral terms why he had never told anybody about this.


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[Assistant] So during his testimony and as he began sort of discussing in detail what had happened to him, his mom had to leave the courtroom in tears.


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] Call came in, uh, there was an assault. We chased the suspect down, located him not too far from the, uh, IHS housing.


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[Assistant] We took him into custody, turning on to juvenile detention.


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[Assistant] We forwarded on to the Bureau of Indian Affairs criminal investigations, but I'm not quite sure how they ran with it.


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[Assistant] All I do know is personally, uhm, I took, uh, I made sure my kids weren't seen anymore by that pediatrician.


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[Assistant] So I went up there, and Dr. Weber was laying on a gurney in the emergency room. He looked rather beaten up and traumatized and so forth, so I asked him, what's going on here? That's who did this to you. He won't tell me. He won't say nothing.


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[Assistant] I'd probably been suspended, maybe even fired. You know, pretty much they can do what they want with you.


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[Assistant] They couldn't find anymore reason to keep him on suspension. There was no facts or evidence to support what happened and so forth. And that's pretty much what they gave me. The answer they gave me. So we just directed me to put him back to work.


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[Assistant] I kind of felt that there could possibly be something going on here. Cause I started looking at everything, but I just never got nothing. That was frustrating as well.


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[Assistant] Well at that time you think of your career and job and your livelihood, so I probably got fired. I guess that was the risk I would have took. I couldn't afford to take the risk at that time to lose my job. Do I feel responsible for it? No. No.


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[Assistant] Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.


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[Assistant] You know, it just seemed like the perfect storm of issues that kind of arose.


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[Assistant] No, I credit Mark Butterbrough because he, I mean, he laid his career on the line.


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[Assistant] Doing what he needed to do, really. He did the right things and, you know, and he's a direct result of people fearing would happen.


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[Assistant] What might happen to you? I mean, it happened to him. And that's why people didn't come forward like he did. And that's sad that that attitude has to prevail, but you know, people are scared to come forward.


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[Assistant] She just asked, there's some leads that I have on this. Can I start looking into this and seeing what I can find? So I said, absolutely. If you can find something, let's track it down and we'll take that information forward.


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[Assistant] We felt it was a priority to at least identify a potential victim so that it wouldn't be dismissed anymore. So that it would be taken seriously and a full investigation would happen.


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[Assistant] And those whole circumstances just looked, uhm, odd. There was something not right about that.


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[Assistant] And after we received that information, uhm, we.


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[Assistant] Deez Nuts, ahahaha, dummy. California. Status update. Been on a total lockdown for a while, DC. Good. Texas? I've been focusing pretty hard on banning abortion. Not the time! Move on! Jesus, what move on? Who? How do you sleep at night? I don't so much sleep as I do blackout. New York? Give me something good. It's all bad, DC. What are you doing to help? Sending as many people as I can to Florida.


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[Assistant] Hey, just because I started this meeting with a D is nuts doesn't mean I don't care about people, okay? I just gave a 30-day stay-at-home order for non-essentials, thank you. Good. What are the essentials? You can go to the hospital. Okay.


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[Assistant] Stop. Well you should be. What have you stopped? Being within six feet of someone that's not your enemy.


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[Assistant] Last floor stairs on the right in the courtyard.


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[Assistant] Yes, let's bring an end to this charade. Finally, it is time for the truth.


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[Assistant] Now you begin to understand. Yes, Gabriel, it was I who cast the spell that separated the earth from the sky.


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[Assistant] We Lords of Shadow, as you call us, have been impotent for far too long, fixed in an uneasy truce for many centuries, each possessing our share of the power, but each unable to have mastery over the others. Until now. I grew so tired of these years


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[Assistant] But you really have no say in the matter my dear friend. I could quite easily kill you for your insolence. But fortunately, there is no need. What do you mean? The gauntlet will do it for me.


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[Assistant] As I told you, dark power is my dominion. Forged in the pits of hell no less. There was just the small matter of the child and her protector.


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[Assistant] But you came through with flying colors.


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[Assistant] I needed your strength of will and courage to complete the quest, but I couldn't risk you becoming too powerful. I needed to control you at the end.


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[Assistant] I knew you would never be able to challenge me whilst wearing it. Poor little Claudia. Such a sweet thing.


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[Assistant] But even I did not foresee the beast that lay within. It was all too easy to make you kill them.


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[Assistant] Even the child, Claudia, could see her own demise at your hands, and yet she also trusted in you to the bitter end. Glorious, isn't it? God himself sees you for what you are. A cold-blooded murderer, beyond redemption, beyond hope.


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[Assistant] They assumed I was like a drug dealer, and so I just went back and bought it with cash.


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[Assistant] AMG 63 V8 G Wagon 2018 Shit 5. I'm not kidding.


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[Assistant] I think you might be like a couple of months late though. This was like back in March, this would have been fly.


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[Assistant] No more kittens jumping on the bed.


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[Assistant] No more kittens jumping on the bed.


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[Assistant] Would you like to have something to eat?


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[Assistant] It's getting late! Time to start winding down for the night!


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[Assistant] Would you like some milk in your bottle now?


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[Assistant] And to have a cuddle on the couch.


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[Assistant] You found me, and I see you. Peek-a-boo!


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[Assistant] Darling, darling, daddy is here. I'll help you up and wipe your tears.


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[Assistant] Silly daddy, what have I done? I got a paper cut on my thumb.


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[Assistant] But I choked up at dust yesterday.


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[Assistant] She didn't hesitate, she said, I learned how to count.


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[Assistant] She was trained at the ward level about how to count votes, how to get votes, and how to produce a result.


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[Assistant] Because Ram is a heat-seeking missile. Much like Pelosi, when he gets a target in his mind, he's relentless.


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[Assistant] It was very clear that the war was going to become a line of demarcation, and she also saw that this was going to divide the country, and it was better for the Democratic Party to be on the right side of that issue, which was in opposition.


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[Assistant] She had spent years in the hothouse of Washington politics as it became more and more and more partisan. So her expectations were low.


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[Assistant] She wanted to get to 218 and above.


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[Assistant] It's almost morning, and I have military drills. You know, where we learn how to kill fireflies? Put some pants on and let's go.


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[Assistant] Careful, it's wet. Hey, so, maybe I should join the Fireflies.


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[Assistant] Is this Winston? Man, guy used to be handsome. Bingo.


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[Assistant] Check it out. What is that, like a wolf man or something? Put it on!


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[Assistant] What is this, truth or truth? Alright fool, you're on.


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[Assistant] A criminal's best asset is his lie-ability.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm putting this away. Hey. Thanks for getting me this.


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[Assistant] Maybe love. You trying to woo me? In your dreams. Love it is.


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[Assistant] You hear that? Hey, you know what? We should head back. I need to head back. You got plenty of time. Riley, I don't have any more strikes left at this place.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll just do it another day then.


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[Assistant] Come on, let's just say our goodbyes. I'm gonna go check out this music. Riley. Riley!


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[Assistant] Are we just done talking? I dunno, are we?


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[Assistant] You don't get to be pissed off at me. I'm pissed off at you. For what? Asking you what you think?


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[Assistant] Nooo, please don't go, I'll be so miserable without you.


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[Assistant] I'll be fine. And you'll be fine. And we'll see each other again.


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[Assistant] Where are anyone's parents? They've been gone a long, long time.


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[Assistant] You know, I've never been this close to the outside.


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[Assistant] She said that they have their own little quarantine zone with doctors they're still trying to find a cure.


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[Assistant] Drew's still out, but man, can't deny that view.


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[Assistant] I'll go check out this side of the house.


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[Assistant] I know it doesn't look like it, but this here is not a bad read. Only one problem. Right there. To be continued. I hate cliffhangers.


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[Assistant] Uh, Becky Bills. I mean, all this stuff was just lying there.


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[Assistant] Uh, I sorta shot a rifle before, but it was at rats.


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[Assistant] Don't worry. I would've probably done the same thing. Where you from?


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[Assistant] Henry! He's awake! Hey you. We're alive.


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[Assistant] Well, it's safe to say those two have officially bonded.


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[Assistant] And how are we doing on canned peaches?


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[Assistant] I'd say we all did pretty good back there. Especially you.


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[Assistant] Okay, first of all, we're a team now. Okay, we're gonna help each other out. And second,


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[Assistant] They might still look like people, but that person is not in there anymore.


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[Assistant] Oh, well the serious talk, I almost forgot.


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[Assistant] There. If he doesn't know about it, he can't take it away.


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[Assistant] Not her, you know. What? Maria told me about Sarah.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry about your daughter Joel, but I have lost people too.


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[Assistant] Hey, I was thinking, I would have wanted to be an astronaut.


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[Assistant] Here for mankind over here. Anyone?


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[Assistant] Don't worry. I've done this before. I'm kind of an expert. Ish.


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[Assistant] Any sudden moves and I put one right between your eyes. Ditto for buddy boy over there. What do you want?


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[Assistant] So am I. Women and children, all very hungry too.


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[Assistant] Buddy boy can go get it. He comes back with what I need. The deer is all yours. Anyone else shows up?


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[Assistant] Tell him that Ellie is the little girl that broke your FUCKING FINGER!


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[Assistant] Maria showed this to me and I, uh, I stole it. I hope you don't mind.


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[Assistant] My best friend was there. And she got bit too.


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[Assistant] Her name was Riley, and she was the first to die. And then it was Tess.


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[Assistant] Swear to me that everything that you've said about the Fireflies is true.


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[Assistant] Of white dudes, automatically entitled to become the whip, the leader, the speaker.


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[Assistant] Enough of that. That that just represented a different time in American history. It was her time.


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[Assistant] That experience where a Republican president and a Republican leader cannot deliver the votes.


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[Assistant] To rescue the country from economic abyss was a turning point.


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[Assistant] If she was going to lead, she was going to have to do it by herself.


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[Assistant] She couldn't count on her colleagues, particularly in the Republican caucus, to deliver.


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[Assistant] There'd be chocolates on a table in front of you from her beloved Giordeli, which is a chocolate manufacturer in her district. But there'd also be a stack of baseball bats signed by the San Francisco Giants. The message was, we can do this sweet and easy way, or we can do this the hard way, but we will do it.


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[Assistant] In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.


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[Assistant] By Wednesday, basically had a complete shutdown of the world capital market. It's just, uhm, no, this is absolute terror.


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[Assistant] We're the United States of America. And that was the campaign he ran.


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[Assistant] Let's turn the page on this ugly chapter of purely partisan politics. Let's try to bring the country together and unify the country.


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[Assistant] Tighter and angrier and just watching him perform.


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[Assistant] All of that is kind of coming out, you know, in the House chamber. And it's Nancy Pelosi's chamber. She's the Speaker of the House.


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[Assistant] Haco Mendez. He's the guy who rented the Doc's apartment on Marble Street. I better be careful. He might be the killer.


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[Assistant] Alright, everything is going to be alright.


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[Assistant] The origami killer's apartment. There must be something that'll tell me where Sean Mars is.


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[Assistant] Alright, I think that's the last of them. You okay?


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[Assistant] So I believe that there was a lot at stake. But we all have to talk to ourselves in moments when it feels bruised and it feels rough.


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[Assistant] They had different ideas about how to do things in the house.


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[Assistant] Not on board with some of the new ways of doing things that the new members wanted.


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[Assistant] And it did really cement her reputation as...


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[Assistant] Someone who could go toe to toe with, with Donald Trump.


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[Assistant] But Speaker Pelosi was more of a tactician, more of a negotiator.


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[Assistant] I think it was probably galling to her that here you come, you haven't achieved anything yet, you don't know anything about policy. When I've spent all of these years learning the institution, learning the policy, learning how to pull the levers.


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[Assistant] I think it had to be calling, uh, and sort of ironic at the end of the day.


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[Assistant] We have people coming to Congress on both sides who are basically building brands. Lucrative brands, marketable brands.


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[Assistant] These are celebrity politicians who've never cast a vote and don't feel like they should have to, you know, bow to any institutional norms.


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[Assistant] Saint Petersburg called, uh, bandit capital of Russia, gangster capital of Russia at that moment.


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[Assistant] And the mayor's office should communicate to those groups in some way.


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[Assistant] But of course, naturally, Sobchak could not be involved in such contexts. And it was Vladimir Pozin who was in charge.


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[Assistant] I started such investigations more than seven years ago and in late 2007 I published my estimate


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[Assistant] I think and it was improved by many sources in Gremlin and around Gremlin in 2010 and first half of 2011.


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[Assistant] He wanted to let Dmitry Medvedev to go for the second term in 2012. But the chain of the revolutions in the Arab world...


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[Assistant] Has made too, uh, big impression upon Vladimir Putin.


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[Assistant] That was the first stage of his understanding, his coming to understanding that he could never quit the post because it's, uh, the destiny of Kaddafi could be waiting for him.


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[Assistant] So it's my son, you know, I just be on him every day and just give him the game, give him all the game. It's like so much shit I see he can't see. So I just give him the game and I know how to just...


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[Assistant] Honey, this is, it's nice, but I, I think it's stuck.


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[Assistant] I don't like it. Better find them before the fireflies do.


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[Assistant] Me too. How the hell did he get all these guys?


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[Assistant] How do we know you got him? Well, I hear the military's been wiping you guys out.


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[Assistant] No, that's a first. What's the deal with you and Marlene anyways?


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[Assistant] You're friends with the leader of the fireflies. What are you, like, 12?


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[Assistant] So instead of just staying in school, we decide to run off and join the Fireflies, is that it?


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[Assistant] You don't know the best thing about my job. I don't gotta know why. To be honest with you, I give two shits what you're up to.


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[Assistant] Alright. Now watch your step as you're going up, cause it's gonna be a little-


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[Assistant] Good. Down there's a town. A few miles north of here there's a fella there that owes me some favors. Good chance he could get us a car.


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[Assistant] And more importantly, he was a firefly. He knew where to take you.


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[Assistant] No. Just stay here.


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[Assistant] It's been infected for a long time. We call them bloaters.


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[Assistant] There were my, uh, found this in there and I, uh, I figured you should have it.


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[Assistant] You're doing a good job. I figured you should know that.


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[Assistant] Appreciate it. Look Bill, about your buddy back there, that's a tough deal.


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[Assistant] You know, that is actually before my time. That is a winner though.


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[Assistant] That's a backdrop. People would take their pictures in front of it.


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[Assistant] Right now, I'm gonna jump down there and I'm gonna clear us a path.


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[Assistant] Go and pull the bolt back, grab it right there, just tug it, and you go. And as soon as you fire, you're gonna want to get another round in there quick. Listen to me. If I get into trouble down there, you make every shot count. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Now the safety zone, uh, do you know how to switch it off?


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[Assistant] You just... You gotta respect it. This is not...


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[Assistant] So you don't know where they are and you're just gonna drag him across the country to find them?


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[Assistant] I tell you what, how bad I worry about my brother, you worry about your girl.


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[Assistant] Hey, how you doing? Just trying to keep warm.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Let's go find that radio tower.


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[Assistant] It's Tommy's birthday and that's all he wanted to do is just rent two Harley's and drive cross country.


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[Assistant] Promised him hope. That kept him busy for a while, but just like Tommy, he eventually quit that too.


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[Assistant] What the hell are you doing here? I thought I'd find you in Jackson.


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[Assistant] I've been on quite the adventure, little brother. I reckon it's got something to do with that girl. It's got everything to do with that little girl.


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[Assistant] I'll bite. Why bring her here? Supposed to deliver to the Fireflies. The way I figure they're your boys.


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[Assistant] You finished the job, you collect the whole damn payment. I haven't seen a firefly in years. You know where they are.


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[Assistant] Now I'm not asking for much time, I just want some simple gear enough to set me on my way.


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[Assistant] What makes you think I'd do this for you? This isn't for me, Tommy. This is for your damn cause.


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[Assistant] Have Maria get some of your born again friends to do it. They got families too. Tommy, I need this.


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[Assistant] This is how you gonna repay me, huh? Repay you? For all those goddamn years I took care of us.


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[Assistant] Bring you the cure for mankind and you wanna play the pissy little brother?


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[Assistant] Do you even realize what your life means? Huh?


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[Assistant] Running off like that, putting yourself at risk, it's pretty goddamn stupid.


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[Assistant] Your wife kinda scares me. I don't want her coming after-


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[Assistant] University Eastern Colorado. How do I find this lab? It's in the science building. Looks like a giant mirror. You can't miss it.


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[Assistant] Well, when I was a kid I used to want to be, uh,


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[Assistant] Alright, we're inside. Come on kiddo, give me your hand.


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[Assistant] Look, hospital. This is where we get off. Let's go, kiddo.


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[Assistant] Feel that breeze, huh? I tell you, on a day like this, I just sit on my porch, pick away my six-string. You know, once we're done with this whole thing, I'm gonna teach you how to play guitar. I reckon you'd really like that. What do you say, huh? Hell yeah, I'm talking to you.


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[Assistant] That was right after everything went down. I ended up in a triage, just like this. And everywhere you looked, you just saw families torn apart. Whole damn world seemed to have turned upside down in a blink.


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[Assistant] The irony is that this is precisely how the first Chechen war was started. The first Chechen war.


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[Assistant] Was started and provoked in 95.


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[Assistant] In order to have a situation that would allow the government to cancel elections or to postpone elections, claiming that you cannot have them during the war time.


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[Assistant] Your honor,


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[Assistant] Inder Sharma


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[Assistant] Officer Kadam, last week when you were informed that someone is going to vote in the Malad market, what happened after that? Please come.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] So uhm,


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[Assistant] They shot themselves. Go and check, Varun. Are they there or not?


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[Assistant] Okay, see.


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[Assistant] It's possible that if we try to open it, the button will automatically activate.


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[Assistant] Mr. Randhak Sharma, a terrorist.


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[Assistant] So now it's Shalini's turn. The one who survived. Sit over there. Let's watch the DVD.


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[Assistant] Your honor, I had only one opportunity to catch that criminal. The criminal who has no respect for this country and the law of this country. Your honor, every criminal has a flaw. Someone or the other made a mistake in Vijay's intoxication. And this was the only opportunity for me, Your Honor, to catch him. For this reason, we formed a trap that prevented the criminal from escaping. First of all, Your Honor, I sentenced Inder Sharma to death.


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[Assistant] Okay.


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[Assistant] I knew it was Mr. Veer. That it was you.


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[Assistant] This is not right.


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[Assistant] Kicker situation. I don't need to hear anything right now. Let me tell you something. I want to talk about my trip to Pittsburgh. I want to talk about everything that happened. You went to Pittsburgh. I went to Pittsburgh. I almost punched a guy in the face. We'll get into all this later. Everything, this crazy thing is going on all around the world.


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[Assistant] Well, we're gonna do the 30, the 32 and 32. We got Nick Chubb. I got a story about my trip to Pittsburgh later. We're gonna talk about Denzel Ward. A little more about that tomorrow. A little more in detail on Denzel Ward.


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[Assistant] Uh, we got the wide receiver room to discuss and Aditi Kinkabwalla of CBS Sports and the Browns, uh, preseason games. She's gonna be joining us at 12.15.


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[Assistant] By the way, the, uhm, Tainted Water Saga continues, and thanks to my wife, who reminded me to bring my water today. You see, my son got me this cup. It's his best dad in the multiverse.


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[Assistant] We were, I was at the supermarket this weekend, not my butcher though.


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[Assistant] There was a guy looking at me, older guy, probably in the 60s, he's looking at me, and he goes, I love your show!


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[Assistant] The Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show is the best. And it was exciting in particular because


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[Assistant] You know, we know that because it's YouTube, our audience trends a little younger.


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[Assistant] This guy was an older dude. He was at least mid fifties and maybe into his sixties. And he was so excited. Love all you guys. The show is awesome. It's fantastic. And I talked with him for a couple minutes and then he saw me again later in the supermarket. He's like, I just got to tell you, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's going on and on and on. He was so excited. So Bob, shout out to you. We appreciate that you watch every day since you watch the show.


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[Assistant] You have the quarterback that you spent all this money and draft picks on. You put your whole


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[Assistant] Good or better in every spot except for probably linebacker where they're adequate. This team has to win now. You absolutely cannot.


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[Assistant] Have your kicker cost you games. You know how much I hate the preseason, guys. This has been talked to death.


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[Assistant] But the only thing that made, one of the only things that made it matters in the preseason is the kicker. Because when Deshaun Watson plays, if he's playing against backups, it's not telling me much. If, uh, if, uhm, Dalvin Tomlinson plays against the backup offensive line, it's not telling me much. Doesn't matter who's playing against Cade York.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. If anything, it's easier because if you lose the game it doesn't really matter in the preseason like it does in the regular season. And yet, he has been not bad. He's been a disaster in this preseason, guys. And Earl, he has to go.


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[Assistant] Consistently, Kevin Stefanski every week has said, he's our guy, no competition, he's our guy. And then, at the yesterday's game, uh, yea, yesterday's game, here's what he said.


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[Assistant] I remember also, Cade York was a little short with the media after the game, too. G, what do you think?


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[Assistant] F up plenty of times. It's okay. What's worse is not admitting that mistake and moving on. There's a kicker out there. His name is Robbie Gould. He's extremely clutch. Do you know how many field goals Robbie Gould has missed in his career in the playoffs? Do you know how many?


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[Assistant] Earl's right, like, there's been a lot of good college kickers that for whatever reason are not good in the pros. If you look at most of the kickers that have been drafted in recent years, outside of Evan McPherson of the Bengals,


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[Assistant] Most of them have been flops. That Rodrigo Blankenship, who's on that list. He's stunk. That, uh, Zane Gonzalez got drafted. He's cut. Uh, what's his name? The other, the, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't give a shit about Cade York, I don't care. I have no sympathy for him whatsoever, okay? If I was as bad at my job as he was, I wouldn't be here for doing this for 20-something years, okay? So suck it up, pal. Don't get all annoyed.


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[Assistant] It's a loser meant, excuses are for losers, G. You know that. That's what you just said. That's what you said. I'm gonna say it in a meaner way. Excuses are for losers! And that's what we've been doing in this town, and that's to Earl's point. He's like, we're used to mediocrity, we're used to


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[Assistant] We're so used to shit football in this town, that mediocrity looks good. That's why, and I know some people are going to roll their eyes here, but that's why so many people were scared to move on from Baker. Because...


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[Assistant] For 20 years, every quarterback here was horrible. And when you got mediocrity, or even, and to be fair to Baker, for one year you got better than mediocrity, you got pretty good.


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[Assistant] That, everyone's like, I don't want to mess with that. It's just like in this town, we see this all the time at the trade deadline for all our teams. Like, don't mess with, if they're playing well, don't mess with the team. Don't mess with the team. No, good teams go for it. Good teams, when they're in, they push further in, and further in, and further in. Pause.