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[Assistant] Tree, uh, Steelers, they have a good defense. Broncos, opportunistic defense that's playing out of their minds right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, Packers have just put together a couple games. Tom's not here. Like all three of us with very different quarterbacks. You got Kenny Pickett. He has Jordan Love. I've got Russell Wilson. And I think as football fans, we're like, hey, if these guys just don't screw it up and if the offense is just serviceable,


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[Assistant] We can win a bunch of football games including...


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[Assistant] Just saying. That's how Russ has been. No, he's not throwing picks. He's insane in the red zone and it's just like, we'll live with some boring football for stretches.


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[Assistant] Adam is in the spot where like we all pick our teams and, uh,


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[Assistant] I said it before anybody in real media said it. Just so you know, Scooter. Hope you know I tweeted that. I did see that.


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[Assistant] I think the more bland is a pick six in one of your important games. So if bland gets a pick six in the Eagles game, say that's like a difference, the difference maker for a Cowboys win or who do they play?


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[Assistant] It's also like, you know, Philly's aggressive and they'll, they'll make a play for, for Erds. I think it like makes way too much sense for him to go to Philly.


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[Assistant] A vet, a savvy vet who kinda just knows how to get open for his QB. It makes sense.


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[Assistant] The sneaky team that really, really needs him is the Denver Broncos because we don't, our, our tight end.


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[Assistant] And he had a hell of a catch last week as Adam Troutman. Greg Dolcich has been hurt on and off all season with hamstring, uh, injuries. We do not have a playmaking tight end.


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[Assistant] And I think Ertz would make a big impact for the offense. He said he wants to go do a contender. I don't know if he would consider the Prong as a contender.


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[Assistant] But I know Walmart, they spend money. They will spend money to go get him. So Dark Horse, I'm not counting out the Broncos.


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[Assistant] An arrest warrant was issued for Vaughn after allegations of domestic violence against his pregnant girlfriend.


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[Assistant] So the optics do not look good for Vaughn. Uh, obviously it's one of those situations where you just need more information to come out. And, uh, doesn't look good for Vaughn.


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[Assistant] His girlfriend is Megan Denise, uhm, and they've had a history of, like,


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[Assistant] I'd say dysfunction is the best way to put it. So yeah, I don't think it's a good situation.


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[Assistant] And I think once a, when a warrant goes out, then yeaah, it's...


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[Assistant] Does not look good for Vaughn, and I'm hoping, I'm hoping it's not true, but...


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[Assistant] They've had a bad, weird relationship history, so...


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[Assistant] I'm sure there's, there's definitely smoke there and the fire, but.


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[Assistant] Here you go, Scooter. Did you see this? Did you see this one, Scoot? Yes.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is, this is a stat that you should both like and be annoyed by. Because one.


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[Assistant] It goes against your theory about the Eagles and Jalen Hurts, who happens to be one of the most clutch quarterbacks, uh, in the league. This team is trailing or being tied. Okay, this is efficiency per play, tied or trailing. That's not my theory.


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[Assistant] I'm showing you something that's positive for Dak and all you can focus on is the Eagles being frauds!


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[Assistant] I don't know, looking like the Broncos might have won that trade Seattle, that's all I'm gonna say.


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[Assistant] No, Cowboys are good. It's just like we, I think it's about seeing how good the Cowboys are once they play better teams.


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[Assistant] Fifth hardest stretch remaining is what the Cowboys have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was hoping, uh, Bland would, would get the pick six record in this game. He did it one, one early. Uh, so I think.


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[Assistant] He won't get it in this game. He was not going to get a pick six in this game, but the Cowboys will still get a defensive touchdown. I like that 31 13.


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[Assistant] Make sure somebody punishes somebody else right now. Yes. Alright.


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[Assistant] Uh, we are, I've got a, I don't know if it'll be out Saturday or not, but it's a Carolina Panthers video, just about how screwed they are.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean if he doesn't show up, here's what everyone needs to prep for.


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[Assistant] Even I did. Even I did. I'm doing okay, uh, Steelers should just probably be doing the same stuff as usual, but let's be real here. We're not here to mock me. We're already there.


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[Assistant] We're mocking a certain individual that kept talking a lot of shit throughout the year. And it's time to pay up.


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[Assistant] You wanna, you guys wanna hear a joke before we start out? Okay, yes, yes, I would like to hear a joke.


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[Assistant] I don't care. We expected to lose. You lost to a seventh seed for the first time in NFL history. You are legends, my friend. And I'm going to be quite frank. I think Mike McCarthy should be the permanent head coach. He did the greatest coaching job for the Packers that he has ever done. And that was a clinic, a masterclass. Dan Quinn.


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[Assistant] Supposedly great defensive coordinator. He chokes like he's back in Atlanta. Like what happened there? Uhm, I I do want to say like I mean honestly like.


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[Assistant] Scooter, there's a part of me that feels bad for you because honestly I've been in the situation you are where you look so far past your opponent and you're in a different state. Pittsburgh Jacksonville 2017. And you came out flat, you got punched in the mouth and


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[Assistant] Unfortunately now, there are the point where it's like, they don't want to change anything, and...


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[Assistant] Well, you're probably going to deal with the same thing next year. You're going to have this big year. You bring in these stars. You're going to be talking all year about how this is our year. This is our year. This is stuff like that. And we just repeat the same thing in January. And unfortunately, I think what needs to happen is you need to be detoxed from the cowboy's addiction.


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[Assistant] And I know unfortunately a few reality there and I'm going to be quite frank. I'm worried for you Scoots.


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[Assistant] That was the worst loss in Cowboy's history. Yeah, we feel bad for you. That's how bad it is.


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[Assistant] Especially since the playoffs were supposed to dictate how he fared later on. As future security.


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[Assistant] My real question is, uh, how much of this is feasting against really bad teams because the only teams you beat when they were over 500 were the Seattle Seahawks and they were on a long losing skid.


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[Assistant] And the Detroit Lions in an incredibly controversial game.


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[Assistant] But how much of this is, well, the Eagles were still kinda...


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[Assistant] What we watched all year. Some of that is also like injuries coming to roost like in Cleveland. Philadelphia have been playing bad for a long time, like. Right.


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[Assistant] Their linebacking core was bad. Matt Patricia was calling plays.


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[Assistant] That was just a masterclass of suck by Philadelphia. Dallas, there's just no excuse for. That's the issue.


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[Assistant] There were a lot of like red flags about McCarthy's like games as well, for example.


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[Assistant] When he played, uh, Seattle, like he tried to chuck a deep instead of running clock out in Detroit. Same thing that led to that comeback to begin with and not just the holding penalty, but remember he chucked it deep on like second and long. And it was like we were all sitting there like what?


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[Assistant] And that's the problem, like I feel like they were kind of like dancing through raindrops and they couldn't anymore. And I'm shocked as much by that result, if we're being honest here, but it's just like, I don't know where you go from here. I really don't.


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[Assistant] And the problem is, when Jerry Jones and aggressive come into play, things don't turn out too well.


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[Assistant] I mean I was somehow still let down because I mean the Steelers made mistakes. That was the problem. George Pickens fumbled bad interception in the red zone and


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[Assistant] Honestly, they shouldn't have been there. I mean, it kind of really played out. Buffalo was a significantly better team in a lot of aspects, so.


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[Assistant] I know they're going to say like, okay, well, I mean, Tomlin's going to bring in outside help for offensive coordinator. They're going to bring in competition for Kenny Pickett. I just, I'll believe it when I see it happen because


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[Assistant] The fear to me is like they're just not going to change anything. They're going to run it back and we'll just be like the eighth seed or the seventh seed that gets blown out in the first round. And I think that's my fear.


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[Assistant] They're probably bringing a vet for competition's sake, so honestly, they might go for Russell Wilson. As weird as it sounds.


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[Assistant] I mean, maybe. I mean, here's the thing, I'm not that crazy about Russ Wilson because like he did not look that great in like the offensive performances of Denver. Like, I mean, he was just like a lot of short passes, a lot of inconsistency and he's back up caliber right now, which is why I bring him


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[Assistant] Is it actually damn good, like Bruce Allen and the Redskins? No.


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[Assistant] There's another question though. Do they extend Dak Prescott this offseason? Because the rumor is he's gonna want 60 million. You have to extend.


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[Assistant] That takes time. That's why many camp and training camp come into play. But Scooter's right though, he's gonna be a lag.


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[Assistant] I mean, I gotta go Ravens. I think like it's gonna be a closer game than usual, but I think the Texans just too banged up on defense. And I think it's a great story, but.


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[Assistant] The blueprint was made by the Jets how to beat CJ Stroud is just like get relentless pressure on him and make him throw like in panic.


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[Assistant] Although that hurts a lot of quarterbacks, but like that's the way they're probably going to bounce on them. And I like Mike McDonald's the coordinator. So I think it's going to be a pretty low scoring affair. And I think in those situations, I think the Ravens come out on top.


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[Assistant] I say uh, 49ers too. Mostly because I feel like the 49ers own the Packers in the playoffs. Oh and four. Yeah, oh and four. Especially with Aaron Rodgers and I think.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a great ride, but sometimes those rides at the end use this year as a great experience and build off that and try to dominate for the division next year. That's the way I see it.


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[Assistant] If you beat, I'll laugh hysterically though. So you are the kings of comedy and I'm hoping for the laughs that


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[Assistant] I mean, my issue with the bills is how, how much they got wrecked defensively. They had a lot of injuries to Raul Bernard. Uh, there were a few other guys as well. I mean, they're still without Milano and uh,


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[Assistant] And that's my question. If the Chiefs can catch, you win. If they can't catch and they have another Kaderius Tony or MBS moment, I pick the Bills.


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[Assistant] I think it's gonna be a tight game and I think the Chiefs end up pulling it off. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] I feel like he should first start with the skip bailus and just throw out all his cowboy stuff in a receptacle.


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[Assistant] I mean, you confused a lot of men that day.


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[Assistant] So what are we talking about today, boys? What are we gonna talk about? Talk about our sex lives?


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[Assistant] Nailed it! I'm wearing a sock puppet's hat. Tree's wearing a sock puppet's shirt.


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[Assistant] You cannot give me the smack. Look at that, Brandon. Look at that.


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[Assistant] I am apparently hosting today because I'm useless and stuff, but let's go over our big panel in the meantime though. This guy over here.


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[Assistant] He just got married, he has busted his cherry in more than one passing. And he's also doing a lot of home renovation projects, Mr. Scooter McGruder. Tell us, how's the mirror life been going, sir? Listen, married life so far, 10 out of 10. Renovation life.


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[Assistant] Pray for me. That's all I'm gonna say. Pray for the renovations. My gosh. Videos coming soon.


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[Assistant] Uh, we are very honest and upfront with each other, which we haven't been throughout this process. So it's, it's good to be, uh, to communicate with someone that, uh, your, whether I'm married to her or not is probably going to be part of my life.


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[Assistant] Man, it is what it is man. But we're rooting for you. Good thing I'm handsome though. And speaking of certain fatigue, we got this guy up here, up at the center, a man who just raised $500,000 for St. Jude has probably gone through a week or two of slumber.


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[Assistant] And is now getting back into the content grind. The man that never sleeps, he's just like New York City, Mr. Tom Frickin' Frackin' Grossy. Tell us how you're doing today.


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[Assistant] That's unfortunate. And I do want to say a man who could really pull off a fantastic beard, our last master of the panel, we're talking about the legend of Denver Broncos football finally consummated his relationship with Tom frickin' Frackengrossi in a random airport in Denver. We're gonna go with...


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[Assistant] Uh, who here are the introverts and who are the extroverts? Hardcore introverts. I am introvert.


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[Assistant] Really? No way. Yes. Let me explain. Uh, extroversion and introversion is not about your outgoingness. It's about how you recharge. So introverts recharge by being by themselves and extroverts recharge by being around people. So at a law, after a long day of work, let's say you're editing a video, you're tired.


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[Assistant] Do you want to go home and be by yourself? Or do you want to go out and be around people? That will tell you if you're introverted or extroverted. So for me, I'm an outgoing introvert.


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[Assistant] I'm an introvert. I did the Myers-Briggs. It said INTPJ or something. I don't know. What about you, Tom? Are you an intro or an outro?


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[Assistant] I mean, if you think about it, we're all just dudes, so there's no reason to be impressed with any of us like behind the scenes unless you're looking at packages, but good luck with that. It's full of pricks. There is something called an omnivert too, by the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Is that when you speak like two languages, right? You eat all the food. I think you eat both meat and veg. I think you get like two veg. Cascatarian.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. That's the best way to do it. Uh, the big rage, if you're unaware and you've been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks, there have been a few big things. Immaculate grid is the big one for baseball.


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[Assistant] They're the one that's just been going hardcore, people posting on Twitter. The key is to get as obscure and sicko mode as humanly possible. So, for example, if you're a Giants in Pittsburgh, for example, for like football, or like, uh,


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[Assistant] That sort of stuff, like New York Giants, uh, Pittsburgh, like you'd think Plaxico Burris. But a lot of people are gonna think Plaxico Burris, but if you think Kent Graham, or I'm trying to think who else, uh, Chris Callaway? Maybe one of those two?


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[Assistant] Dude, do you have to explain how Immaculate Grid works? Can we just do it? We got like 30 minutes. Okay, let's just do it. The key with Immaculate Grid is to, uhm, you have 9 shots in 9 different areas.


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[Assistant] And if you miss, you can't get the Immaculate Grid. You have nine tries and you have to get them all at once.


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[Assistant] Can we go in order? Can we go in order? No, just the Jaguars. Yeah, it was Jags.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll go Jeff Wilson. That feels pretty obscure for that. Oh my gosh, Alshon Jeffery. Mmm. Where's Jeff Wilson? We're done. Is it Jeffery Wilson?


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[Assistant] Running back, Jeff. No, wait, yeah, what is it? J-E-F-F.


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[Assistant] Did he? No, I think he played very briefly for the Niners. Yeah, Stevie Johnson was a Bill for a long time too. Fred, I don't think Fred Jackson played for the Johns.


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[Assistant] You gotta do like, kickers. Bro, I don't know how y'all know these. I only would know them if they played for the game. Oh, you got it.


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[Assistant] No, those count. I believe they count. They're signed under contract. Ooh, did Josh Johnson?


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[Assistant] A lot of Jimmy Ward. I don't think he played for Houston. He did not play for Houston. Will Fuller.


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[Assistant] Was Will Fuller ever a, uh, Niner? Who was the black QB on the Texans? Punctured Ribs? Tyron Taylor?


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[Assistant] I know Tampa Bay, Cleveland. Garcia was never a Texan.


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[Assistant] That is the UCF legend himself. That is a big pull right there.


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[Assistant] What about, did Dane Campbell play for the Dolphins ever? Yes, I believe he did.


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[Assistant] The people in Orlando. Was OJ McDuffie ever a lion? No, I don't think so. I know he was a dolphin. Alright, just put in Dante.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure. Oh, I don't think so. Hmm, I don't think he was ever a lion.


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[Assistant] Oh, he played for, that's Miami in Detroit.


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[Assistant] Was Ted Ginn? No, Ted Ginn's never a Bill. Ted Ginn. Oh my god. Reggie Raglin. Reggie Raglin. I remember I wanted a Packers and Dragons. Joyck Bell played for the Bills? Joyck Bell.


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[Assistant] Reggie Bush. Matt Castle is a good one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna turn off my chats. That's the turn off my chats.


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[Assistant] We have been, we have been live too.


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[Assistant] Damn it! Joik Bell would have been good. You can still put in Joik Bell.


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[Assistant] It's just, we will not get the immaculate grief. We are failures. We have failed in life. There's a 0% chance we're getting NBA or NHL. No, I can get NHL. Trust me.


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[Assistant] Texan and online. True Stan, now don't think he'd play for the Texans.


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[Assistant] Where did Andre Johnson end his career? Indianapolis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I actually just looked it up. Brian Johnson did play for Houston and Detroit. Shocking. I didn't want to spoil it because it's like, it's too high. 21%.


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[Assistant] Cedric Wilson. Gotta be Kenya Drake.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he ever caught a pass from, I thought he did. It feels right though. It feels right. 20, 20, 20, 21 receivers. That's what you're looking at. Mike Gasecki? Gasecki, that's an obvious one. Uhm, shoot.


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[Assistant] I think that's right. Oh, you mean the one where he got pulled? That wasn't a touchdown though. Oh yeaah. Was that against the Raiders? Yes.


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[Assistant] I go parker. Yeah, go parker. Go parker.


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[Assistant] C.J. Spiller for sure would have called one out of the basket. Yea, C.J. Spiller would have had one. C.J. Spiller. Yea, C.J. Spiller, we're already up. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Oh wait, you're not allowed to cuss. Oh right, right. Sorry. He said faucet. He said faucet.


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[Assistant] JJ what? Gotta catch one in there somewhere. Really? I think you are correct. Cause I remember seeing that on Twitter.


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[Assistant] We never played on the Cavs. Van Vleet? Greta Van Vleet?


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[Assistant] No, see, y'all have to specify what category you're guessing for. Who played on the Cavs and Clippers? Top left, Cavs and Clippers. Did Lou Williams play for the Cavs?


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[Assistant] I don't know if Lou Williams has been on the Cavs.


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[Assistant] Messing. No. Was James Harden. Nope. Surprise James Harden has never played for the Cavs. Give it time. He will. Larry Bird. Sarunus Elgoskis? He was never a clipper. No. Ooh, that's a big pull of Baron Davis.


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[Assistant] People are saying Baron Davis. Did Carlos Boozer play for the club? Ooh, Ty Lue might be one, but Ty Lue was also a Laker. Ron Harper? Ron Harper. That's one. Ron Harper. James Smith.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're just focusing on completion, so. Yes, cool, so put Kawhi in. Put Kawhi in.


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[Assistant] How, how updated is this? Like does it have trades from like this month on it? I think so, I think so. Okay.


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[Assistant] A hawk and a rapture. What's Uncle Jeff's last name?


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[Assistant] Vince Carter. Pedro Pascal. I know that guy. He's the Mandalorian.


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[Assistant] Did Millsap ever play for the Warriors? No. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] You mean the guy who, uh, pretty much made kawaii. We're saying Bazemore, Kent Bazemore, or Zaza. I like Zaza.


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[Assistant] Cabs undrafted, Matthew Delavadova. Yeah. This guy? Yep. Yep.


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[Assistant] Delavadova. Matthew. Watch when the nuggets are involved. Matthew Delavadova. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yes, she's very investigative of Greta Van Vliet. So Toronto undrafted Fred Van Vliet.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, yeaah, Golden State Warriors, I think Gary Payton the second would be the one. GP2. Jeremy Lin for the Warriors?


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[Assistant] I'm done. Emileio Estevez. Brad Richardson. Wayne Gretzky. For where?


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[Assistant] I think he played for the Yotes. No, F-F-F-F-R-A-F-I-L. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Blue jacket. Blue jackets. Blue jacket.


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[Assistant] Just say Jack Johnson. Stanley Cup Champion Jack Johnson. Go Jack Johnson.


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[Assistant] Just wonder. Tiger Williams. That's the one you gotta go with. Dave Williams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. Fliers over 1,500. Might as well just shoot fish in a barrel. Uhm, uh, who's an enforcer for?


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[Assistant] How do y'all know this? Cause I'm a sicko. Cause watch hockey. Yeah.


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[Assistant] How much hockey? What? Hey, I love watching hockey. 171%. Oh. 17.1%. Oh, 17.1. Alright, and now a shark.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or do you want the other guy? Well, do you want to complete it or not? I'm not sure. No risk it, no biscuit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, moment, uh, uh, guys, Link Gates never played more than, um, he could, didn't accrue 1500 pounds. Kyler Murray. Nick. Kyler Murray. Yeah, do Mick Sorley. Yeah, just do Tracy Sorley. Marty Mick Sorley?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we did it! We did it Reddit!


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[Assistant] Yes, we are the first. Try again tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Wow. Tom would never cheat.


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[Assistant] You're no more hockey and you're pinkie than I do in my entire body, brother.


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[Assistant] I believe in you. So any news, any NFL news we want to talk about other than


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[Assistant] Some like legal stuff, I'm not even sure. I just saw the headline. They're rich white guys, they will figure it out.


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[Assistant] How much money y'all got? No. I have like three cents and some bellybutton. Okay. Safer investment right now. A lot less than I had last month. Yeah. Safer investment right now. Bitcoin or ESPN? Probably Bitcoin because I had a chance to at least go up.


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[Assistant] $10 million an hour. What y'all got coming out this week?


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[Assistant] I have a video, probably early next week, on how AI will affect the, uh, NFL.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can't because it has like a super interesting plot to it.


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[Assistant] No, well actually I'll give you one example, like play calling. AI will...


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[Assistant] So there's one, one example of AI being able to, and also they'll let chat GPT call out all the signals.


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[Assistant] Punch me in the gut. Right. I thought we were friends. You deserved it. You deserved it. I thought we were friends. You would do the same thing to me if my teams were bad. So you know what? That's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if the Steelers blew a 28-3 lead.


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[Assistant] You did it in 2020 when they crapped the bet against the Brown. I did. Yes.


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[Assistant] Next Saturday, uh, us two will be important. Am I behind? Like do I need to watch?


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[Assistant] I had an idea for the show. You know how we did the dating game?


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[Assistant] You know, back in the day where it was just asking us questions. What if we just did it for real? We got a young lady to come on here. Tree, myself and Tom are the bachelors. Brandon and, uhm,


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[Assistant] It would have to be someone like that who everybody would be, all of you bachelors would be intimidated by. I would, I am not intimidated by anybody. Brandon, what you got? I'm only intimidated by my fear of failure.


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[Assistant] No, there's ways to get around it. You gotta know the right inputs. Uh, I wouldn't know anything about that though.


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[Assistant] Thank you, thank you, I appreciate the congratulatory message.


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[Assistant] Then we'll do spurs after that and then finish everything out before we start NFL fans.


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[Assistant] I mean, you missed a really good segment with Tom going over his, uh, 30 for 30. So, or 30 and 30. Sorry. I got $100. What?


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[Assistant] I got 7 whole dollars, thank you Beast of Metal. 42.98. Tom, please tell me you got over 100. 32 dollars and 8 cents.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Barbie as Poppin Hut.


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[Assistant] Tom has successfully weaseled his way out of seeing the Barbie movie.


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[Assistant] And yet here we are. Let's just start right here. What do you guys have to say for yourself after this showing by America's team, the Dallas Cowboys? Let's get straight into it. Stop watching.


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[Assistant] Deflecting. Deflecting. Deflecting. Y'all talk the huge game. All these Eagles fans in my tweets, all these Eagles fans in my YouTube comments, my Instagram posts. Where are you now?


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[Assistant] We're being serious. This is what I've been talking about all along with the eagle. You look at the point differential.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe y'all gotta catch some balls. You didn't say that last part, but that is true. It was a very sloppy game from the Eagles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta jump like this. What is this?


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[Assistant] I would agree with that. And like I said, this is a week to week league.


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[Assistant] And that is no better example of that than the Green Bay Packers. One week you are flying high, the next week


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[Assistant] Not so much. Uh, Tom, for those of us who did not watch that game, tell us what happened, what went wrong.


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[Assistant] Talking about Devito 5, is this the quarterback of the future for you? What happens to Brainy Dimes all of the sudden?


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[Assistant] If the Giants maybe win out the rest of the season, what happens to Daniel Jones?


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[Assistant] Chat, let us go. Who is the most prominent Italian American living right now? Uh, speaking of hopi-


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[Assistant] Speaking of Hopium though, we're going to keep this train rolling and let's go to the Broncos versus Chargers where the Broncos whooped.


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[Assistant] He broke the most- He's the Tommy DeVito of Kickers! He is. Uh, Brandon Aubrey, Brandon-


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[Assistant] A lot of the people were giving us, a lot of people were giving us, what's the word, they were giving us, uh, I wa-


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[Assistant] And the office, it looks like they made the right call on this decision because if you look at his production, it's not what we were expecting. And so he could be gone this season. We might re-up on another franchise potentially, or we might pull a Saekwon where we sign him to a one-year deal if he's able to take a little bit less.


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[Assistant] Had a handshake deal with Bill Belichick. Week 10, I do believe that he would be, he would, they would part ways after the season. So now.


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[Assistant] The report did say that they were handshake deal to part ways after week 10. And so it looks like Bill Belichick will no longer be with the Patriots. I wanna know what you guys think about this.


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[Assistant] So is it the consensus we all think this man will be a Los Angeles Chargers head coach 2024? Is that the consensus?


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[Assistant] No one would want to go into that situation. That, especially not, uh, Bill Belichick. That would be a rebuild type situation. He does not have that type of time on his hands.


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[Assistant] What are you guys thoughts on the NFL expanding? You know, we've got games in London. We've got games in Germany. Now we're going to Brazil. Smart move for the NFL.


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[Assistant] At the same time, do you guys not remember NFL Europa and all of that? Cause that was a failure in many regards.


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[Assistant] Let's uh, let's play this Thursday night football game.


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[Assistant] Where did you get these cards, Brandon? On the collector.


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[Assistant] Listen, I got, I got the Chargers 24-17. We think it's going to be a low-scoring game, but so did, we thought the same thing last week as well.


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[Assistant] And you have to eat the menu that he had. Remember that TikTok from last week?


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[Assistant] Immediately following this, at 6pm Eastern, we have the Peacock sponsored video where they flew me to the Bills Giants game. So that will be out. It is also my wife's birthday today. So happy birthday. Happy birthday, Scooter.


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[Assistant] This is the before and after, like with the Steelers, with Kenny Pickett, and then with Russell Wilson.


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[Assistant] Or you just don't get any wide receivers and still win, you know, back to back Super Bowls and be the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] So, it was just Johnny, because we were talking about Tommy DeVito walking up the stairs to go into Radio Row, and as we go, I literally turn and see his agent at the corner of my eye, and Johnny's like, I gotta get a picture! So yea, that was great.


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[Assistant] Also, uhm, I know I still owe some punishments. I need to do the muffin. And I need to, uh, get, I have the apron already, but I did do something that was requested of me.


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[Assistant] I brought a mini-sized bottle of Head & Shoulders across the country into Vegas, and this was the last point I could bring it closest to the stadium because they were like, no, you need to throw that out. So yeah, that was the last one.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't be bringing shampoo in there. I'm like, I heard the bathrooms are really nice, guys.


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[Assistant] I, I, uh, it was, it didn't work out this way but I think it was comeback player of the year.


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[Assistant] They gave me the Jordan Love family seats. They were the chiefs. It was perfect. But like that, dude, those tickets are still $7,000. Like we obviously got them for free, but like those are still like seven grand a pop. So, and I will be honest, like we were literally in the back, like 407, like the last row, the view was pretty great. Oh, there's no bad seats in that. It still looked really good.


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[Assistant] We're just going out there and we're just going to have a big slice of humble pie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, he's a, he's a tall dude. Uhm, and it was funny because I met him like 30 seconds before we were gonna go on stage because he wasn't in the green room and he didn't, he wasn't at rehearsals the previous day. So he came up to me and like introduced myself and was like, hey, like I'm presenting with you. He goes, you know what we're saying out there?


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[Assistant] I was like, uh, cause I had gotten, like, the script the day before, and uh, I was like, yeah, here, and I was like, there's a teleprompter there, like, you should be able to see it, and listen, I'm just happy I didn't mess it up, so.


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[Assistant] And he got the name Kevin Stefanski wrong. His name on This Is Us was Kevin. Like that was his character's name. So like it just was, he was a nice dude. Like it was super funny. And like, yeah, it was, it was a good time. And it wasn't me. They, I did get the trophy. Um, unfortunately.


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[Assistant] When the NFL shipped it, it wasn't shipped very well and it did come broken.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, uh, it was broken, but yeah, so like there's hinges, and like this hinge is broken, and it's like, on this, it's just 3D printed, but I'm either gonna have to get a new one, which I emailed them, which I'm probably not gonna get a new one, or just glue it.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I mean like there is, there's players that came up afterwards and stuff and like CMC was in the back. I will say the green room was pretty crazy. So when I got pulled from my seat


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it, it's a little larger than this room, but this room is not that big, but whatever.


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[Assistant] So there's like a bar and then there's like just like some seating stuff and just people standing in the middle.


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[Assistant] And in the middle, uh, Tyree Kill was talking to Justin Jefferson, and I'm just like standing over there, and then Dion Sanders walks in. And then he starts talking to them, and I was like, this is crazy.


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[Assistant] Bro, I was looking for football players. I was like, oh, that's Drew Brees. Like, oh, Ray Lewis is here. Like, that was just- Ray Lewis was that? Yeah, I was just nerding out, dude, because it was football players. That was- that was me. I was just like, this is frickin' dope, man. Like, it's just-


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jeff Hathley, so he literally just had, uhm,


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[Assistant] He talked about the need for safety and stuff. And so, like, I imagine either in free agency or, uhm, in the draft they're gonna be looking at safety pretty early on. So, I did not see any Jimmy G. But...


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[Assistant] Besides that, uh, I think they're probably gonna have to get a running back. Um, Aaron Jones, you know, they're intending on him coming back, but...


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[Assistant] Well, secondary help is what I'm trying to get through this segment for.


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[Assistant] Yes, I did meet Jordan Love. Yes, that was really, really cool. That was really, really cool. Um, met Jordan Love, met Aaron Jones, um, yes, met Brian Branch. The Brian Branch story was actually amazing.


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[Assistant] So, on Friday after I won, I was in Radio Row the next day because of St. Jude, and I'm like walking around, I was doing a couple spots, and this guy yells out to me, and he's just like, Tom Grassi! And I was just like, oh, so I walked over, I didn't know who he was, and he goes, I'm Brian Branch's brother.


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[Assistant] And like we had like a 15 minute conversation. No way. He's just like, you know, you always supported my brother because like that reaction went viral of like me wanting the Packers to draft Bryan Branch and the Lions took him. And then I wound up meeting Bryan Branch like 30 minutes later. Uhm, and that was super funny. So yeah, the players watch. They definitely, definitely watch.


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[Assistant] It's definitely 3D printed. It's 3D printed, which makes it even worse. It's definitely 3D printed. I mean, listen, I think we all know that it's much larger than that. Like, that's really cool. Don't get me wrong, but yeah, it means a lot more than whatever trophy or, you know, medal I was gonna get. So, yeah, it's pretty damn cool. It is pretty damn cool.


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[Assistant] If you have, like, kids, like, the NFL experience thing that they have, like, the week of the Super Bowl, like, it's incredible. Like, they have the Lombardi that's there, they have all the rings, they have, like, the trophies, they have games, they have Seoul, they have autograph signings, like, it legit was just such a cool, like, family, like, environment for the NFL experience part and it was dope. Do they have Cocoa Melon?


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[Assistant] Right here, and then one went back. Yeah, he like has one, like he threw like one of the hardest balls at the combine, like in combine history. Yeah, it was like, I think it was like 58 or something? Jeez.


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[Assistant] Yeah, last year, the, so Jaren Hall had 57, um, Clayton Toon Houston had 58, Andrew McGee Stanford had 58, those were the highest ones. That's crazy, Coach.


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[Assistant] That was really cool though. I met Chris Berman, who knew who I was. Like, Chris Berman's my guy. Like, I grew up loving Chris Berman. So, I met, I literally just wanted to like shake his hand and be like, hey, I appreciate you. And he was just like, you're the guy who went to 30 stadiums in 30 days. So like, we had like a good 15 minute conversation. It was one of the highlights of the entire


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[Assistant] He was super nice. Josh Allen, by the way, was 62. Josh Allen was 62 miles an hour. So, that's what that one is. That's pretty high.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't, so when he was in Vegas, I didn't meet him. Um, I met him in New York, but yeah, cause like he came down for like a photo thing and like there was a bunch of fans who hadn't met him before. So like, I kind of stepped to the side and was like, go, you know, meet him. So yeah, I met him.


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[Assistant] Like, they were tweeting, what was it, like, that Isaiah Pacheco all he knows is, like, Super Bowls.


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[Assistant] John Elway walking out, dude, and giving them the trophy. Like, I saw that on the big screen. I'm like, why is John Elway here? And I was like, Brandon's not gonna be happy.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, uh, it's definitely, it's, oh, that's tough. The Vikings are probably, it's between the Vikings and Bearers. Like, if they, like, if the Vikings all of a sudden got good and they went from zero rings to now having multiple rings,


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[Assistant] Oh, it would be insufferable. The Bears fans would be pretty bad. Like, they'd be pretty bad because, you know, they haven't had one since the 80s, but.


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[Assistant] It really, there is like a level of respect there, because it's like, oh, we're just gonna beat the piss out of each other, like every time we see one another.


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[Assistant] Cause like right now if you think of like most hated rivalries that kind of get, because right we had like the Seahawks 49ers for a while was like center stage. Like that was Richard Scherb, like it was animosity. I would say like right now,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, but that's why I loved Falcons and Saints. I love the fake knee and get a touchdown. Good! Build it, like build that rivalry. We need rivalries.


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[Assistant] Well, Gumball is for winners. Well, I think we know who's wrong, so. I mean, who, uh, who's wrong. God, who's, uh, getting punished.


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[Assistant] That's right, baby. We back. When we coming back again? I don't know.


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[Assistant] 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 4. Brandon Perna's checking his money, he's crying at the score. Cause he's looking now, he's got a draft like Taylor Swift. And he's gonna show off his mid-drift. Oh yeah, so sexy.


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[Assistant] Alright, so are we saying dress up as Taylor Swift but with a Travis Kelce jersey? Yes?


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[Assistant] And then for an entire clickbait episode can only speak in Taylor Swift lyrics. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm doing member's Q&A at 6.30 Eastern, so in 40 minutes. Links are on Patreon and the community tab. That's what we're doing today. Nice. Alright.


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[Assistant] Oh, a lot of stuff happening. Trade deadline, a bunch of Yankees fans are PO'd because they have champagne problems. Uhm, Joe Hey Ohtani is still an angel. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's mostly Yankees fans and then this guy got pretty, pretty pissy because his Mets are selling at the deadline.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, Drew. Look, I mean, I'll, two things. First off, I will only accept this if he recreates the final scene from Free Willy.


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[Assistant] What did he say to Jonathan Taylor on that bus? Cause it was a meeting for about two hours and then he immediately requested to trade. So either like he said, you're worth less than my guitar collection or he just said, screw you, get out.


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[Assistant] You need to send them back to Baltimore in the back of a Mayflower truck in the middle of the night. This is the only way you rectify it.


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[Assistant] So they don't exactly have running backs that can replace Jonathan Taylor.


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[Assistant] Uh, the way I see it, if you're a fan of Barbie, if you're a fan, if you grew up with the dolls, if you're into that sort of thing and style, you'll love the movie. I mean, they nailed the motif. They nailed it. I mean...


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[Assistant] I look like a reddit mod right now and that is not a good thing. I should be pretty much banning people left and right because I should have unlimited power.


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[Assistant] God, man, just looking like a total delinquent. I hate you all.


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[Assistant] Folks, I have fantastic news. I made it out of that movie and was not arrested and put on a sex offender registry. It was a...


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[Assistant] 18 to 35 year old female demographic, and I'm not exactly a female unless you count the man titties, but that's uh...


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[Assistant] That's a different story entirely. I will say this though, Ryan Gosling. Spirit animal. Let's go baby.


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[Assistant] And that was my experience with Barbie on a Saturday night.


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[Assistant] Nope. Yep. Nope. You still sound like a robot.


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[Assistant] I will say this though, uh, they tried to make Ryan Gosling into a villain. They made him the most dynamic character in the movie. It was beautiful.


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[Assistant] Piano man. No, he's got him taking the loop, but that's what he's gotta do.


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[Assistant] How about Inagata DaVita? That like 5 minute drum solo? I'd say that's pretty tough. Alright, Scooter!


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[Assistant] I dabbled a little bit in piano, but that was just like in second grade.


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[Assistant] Mr. Brandon Perna, how excited are you to see the return of football? Are you gonna get your drug fix in today?


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[Assistant] I bet you're chummy with Johnny Depp. Uhm, also, uh, Mr. Grassi, while you're here,


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[Assistant] Do you believe the Hall of Fame game will be enough to satisfy your appetite?


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[Assistant] Can we run down those people and talk about their careers? It's like nine different people this year.


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[Assistant] It's so funny because once again, Demarcus Square also at the Cowboys. Oh yeah, good one right there. I thought Basselli was getting in, he must have gotten in last year.


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[Assistant] What do you believe needs to be done to aid the injury crisis?


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[Assistant] Otherwise, it's mostly George Pickens and Joey Porter Jr. getting into a couple scuffles, mostly because they're both competitive players.


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[Assistant] Though that's been the big story out of camp so far. But otherwise, mostly same old same old. Uhm, Darnell Washington apparently has done pretty well blocking TJ Watt. So they want him in on TJ.


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[Assistant] Nothing glowing so far, but he hasn't really done terribly, so time will tell there. Time will tell.


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[Assistant] You just want to go in a speedo. That's a punishment for us, not for you.


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[Assistant] Honestly, the one I would want to see loose is a Komodo Dragon.


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[Assistant] Is there really a reasonable Jets family? No, that's the joke.


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[Assistant] I gotta fi- I gotta find the George Pickens catch. I think he would get it.


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[Assistant] They're like, like, I mean, you guys have a decent roster. You have a decent team and you played, you know, the, the Eagles tough. Like I don't like it. I don't like seeing it.


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[Assistant] Cowboys and then we laid an egg the next week, like he has not been effective. I don't know why he's not any good from last year when he was effective, but he just


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[Assistant] I think he's done. Like, and the Giants clearly from here on out. If they're losing to the Raiders, a team that their ex-team captain is coaching off the count, you know, like Antonio Pierce has no head coaching experience.


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[Assistant] If you're playing prize picks, use code five points by the way. If you have that game, project Tony Pollard over. Okay, because the Giants cannot stop the run for the rest of the year. They're gonna get bodied.


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[Assistant] So, I think Daniel Jones is done. I don't see him coming back. Like why, or at least maybe he'll be the starter for whoever they bring in. There's options in this draft. P-P-Pennix, who I want. I want, I want to see a big Pennix in, uh, New York next year or whoever the Caleb Williams guy.


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[Assistant] It's, it's coming. Like, they will draft Jones' replacement and they will make him teach him how to be mediocre.


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[Assistant] Who's, who's like a potential suitor for Kyler Murray though?


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[Assistant] Teetered on that last drive and that, that.


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[Assistant] Uh, play by Josh Dobbs. The one thing that's amazing though is, you know, NFL offenses are so intricate and for Dobbs to just come in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and do that. Like that's amazing. That's an, that's a amazing testament to his performance as a player because you don't just come in and do that. If you guys remember Josh Freeman on Monday night against the Giants missing


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[Assistant] Well, actually I heard that he was a suborbital ballistic propulsion engineer, so he's not exactly a rocket scientist.


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[Assistant] No, well, to me, no, because no matter who they draft, like if it was Peyton Manning, he'd be getting, like, remember Troy Aikman won 1-15, like, doesn't matter. The Panthers are a terrible situation for any quarterback. Like, so, no, I don't think they regret it at all. He's, he's, he was set up to look bad.


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[Assistant] Here's my thing. Uh, I don't know who's going to win this game, but I do know who's gonna lose this game. All of us and everyone watching tonight's game. This is going to be the ugliest game of the year. It is going to be such bad football. Like, it's definitely...


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[Assistant] It would be better statistically for them to lose because then they would still have a chance of getting the 1-2 by positioning themselves in the top three and then hoping that Arizona pulls out at least one more win. So it would be a three-way tie at the top and they would get two out of the first three picks.


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[Assistant] But really, like you said, Tom, like I don't think it really matters. Like, but they don't, you know, if they go three wins, like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it would be statistically better for them just to lose tonight. So, actually, with that being said,


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[Assistant] I haven't decided, but I think I'm gonna do which NFL stadiums get taken over by opposing fans the most. Like which, what is the worst actual home stadium for the actual home team?


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[Assistant] The one problem I have though is like it's hard to get hard data. Like no one, they don't track like how many, you know, how many visiting jerseys come in, but like just the, the only problem is I'm like coddling it together anecdotally, but it's still going to be good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the commanders for years have been invaded by other teams. Uh, but remember, I mean, Lambo got frickin' invaded by all those Detroit fans.


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[Assistant] Feelin' pretty great, uh, you know, listen, starting off the year 1-0, uh, just like I told you so, uh, listen, Bears fans, well, a lot of Bears fans, they sent a lot of trash in the off season, and then they showed up and looked like that, so, great start to the year. We're doing, we're doing splendid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the first half was super duper close. Uh, the Packers, they got really good field position in the beginning because the Bears went for around 4th down, uh, and didn't get it.


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[Assistant] And then the Packers, they scored a touchdown, uh, to Romeo Dobbs on the first drive. And then it kind of just, it was a close game. Um, I think they had like 10 points, I think by the, uh, start of the second half.


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[Assistant] And then they started actually utilizing Aaron Jones and the Bears had no answer. The Bears had no defensive pass rush like whatsoever. Jordan Love had a really, really good day. Uh, just standing behind offensive line, which was incredible. Our pass rush was constantly getting after Justin Fields and it just looked like the Bears had no idea what they were doing. So.


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[Assistant] They fell apart, they were, uh, Chicago was booing their own team by the second quarter, and it was a great day. And now, Metal Flora remains undefeated against the Bears. They've won nine straight.


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[Assistant] I never say this, but like for the defense and I actually mean it this time because they looked good. I'm curious to see how they look against the Falcons who were definitely a more put together team this week. I think it's going to be a tougher game.


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[Assistant] But if we don't have Aaron Jones and if we continue to not have Christian Watson, it's going to be tougher because Aaron Jones really was like a major part of that offensive attack from Sunday.


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[Assistant] So that's the thing too, like the packers usually when they draft, like,


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[Assistant] He probably boasts to the media. Like, Scooter might literally create the same exact videos that he already does.


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[Assistant] The Vikings, like, they shot themselves in the foot. Uh, the issue is that, of course it's on prime time, but they got their ass kicked when they went into Philly last year on Monday Night Football and Darius Slay just had a fuel day with him.


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[Assistant] So I think this is gonna be like a really tough game for the Vikings, and I am just really torn up about it. Because they already lost to the Buccaneers in Baker Mayfield, so.


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[Assistant] I have a feeling they're going to lose to the Eagles. I think they might do a little bit better, like a little, maybe a few less turnovers, but.


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[Assistant] What's really interesting, one of the things that's like really standard, besides you had like the major teams lose that you didn't think were gonna lose, right? So like the Chiefs, the Bengals, the Bills, those are those three. But I think you just saw, especially this week, like how important offensive linemen, like we say this every single time, right? Like they're not the sexy picks, nothing like that.


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[Assistant] But damn man, the difference between having like a really good or solid O-line is a complete game changer. Like I mentioned about the Packers, but like even look at the Commanders, right? Arizona got after them six times they got sacked.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so, I mean, we need to go with five, I probably lost. Five, five, five.


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[Assistant] So, here's the thing. I owe the Bears highlight, but then, did we ever come up with, happened if the Packers won?


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[Assistant] So I could do that. When was the last time?


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[Assistant] I will be streaming tonight, uh, Horus, Vikings, Eagles, and then probably a video afterwards depending on the game.


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[Assistant] I still feel like you clone people and then you just, that's what I feel like. I feel like I don't know how else you get all those videos out, man. I mean, you've been going nonstop in your coach.


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[Assistant] But Nick Bosa too, it's like apples and oranges, but Nick Bosa did reset the market. I think it does more for a guy like a Josh Allen, who is going to be a free agent soon, I believe.


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[Assistant] five. You have to think about it. Mike will Evans has only played in Tampa Bay. He's won a ring there. He's going to be in their wink ring of honor when his career is done. Might as well get one last paycheck, hang out for a few years, get some balls, uh, break a few more records, maybe become the most, uh,


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[Assistant] greatest receiver in Tampa retire and go out of legi


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[Assistant] I mean for contract wise doesn't want to pay him be receiver and when receivers


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[Assistant] And you're kinda getting some injury concerns with Evans in the last couple years.


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[Assistant] But for the most part, I feel like he's going to be a deadline deal move if they don't make a deal.


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[Assistant] Uh, update is game time decision. So we probably won't be hearing about it for the next couple hours.


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[Assistant] Well, Kumbini is playing. I mean, they eject him with enough torque at all. You don't feel anything. There you go. And then you might risk destroying the foundation of the knee itself, but.


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[Assistant] It's not like, it's one of those things, it's like, oh, we can just like, sit around and do nothing. Like, they're gunning for a back-to-back Super Bowl, so I think everyone counts in that regard.


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[Assistant] Why in Seattle last year it was like 48 to 45, but you never know.


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[Assistant] That line Steve, it's just because of the power they have on offensive Kelsey plays, but.


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[Assistant] The lot of the Chiefs without Kelsey on defense means they're going to get pretty much exposed, especially they do have a relatively young secondary. So I'd say that's going to be a downside. So I will say it's probably going to be


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[Assistant] Last second, field goal by Harrison Bucker. Kansas City wins by two.


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[Assistant] Honestly, what they need to do is over-under on how many times NBC's trailer shoot, uh, has a shot of Jerry Jones in his suite. I'm pointing the over-under at at least 20.


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[Assistant] Probably an ugly win for the Broncos, mostly because they don't have Hackett to ruin everything, but we never know. We said this week one last year, the Broncos were going to roll over the Seahawks and be hold.


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[Assistant] So I think this is going to be a pretty tight game. It's going to be more defensive in terms of its length just because of just how both teams play. And San Francisco is kind of moldy in that regard.


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[Assistant] I think that uhm, it'll be a challenge for Kenny Pickett, but I think the Steelers somehow bullshit their way to a victory here just because this is how this goes.


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[Assistant] You need to do either the Super Bowl shuffle or a hype video praising the Chicago Bears.


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[Assistant] Well, AFC, Honesty, Haters, Guards have come out for me, and then Sportsball week one next week, where we all slowly die horrible deaths.


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[Assistant] Uh, slowly, slowly dying, dying, you know? I think like, uh, I've, while the game's happening,


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[Assistant] It's going to bother me if they are winning or if they win, but I'm pretty good at turning it off afterwards. Uhm, that's the only way I can survive because like we were talking about before the show, the Chiefs are not going away. They're not going away anytime soon. So I just got to deal with it.


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[Assistant] I gotta sack up, be a man, and just accept that, uh, the chiefs are probably gonna


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[Assistant] What I wanted to ask, like, cause you guys are a little more neutral, obviously, than I am, with this Super Bowl matchup. And I know, like, a lot of people don't want to see the Chiefs there, uhm, maybe that's just more in my world, but I think people just, they like something different as well. 49ers, I feel like,


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[Assistant] Maybe people are a little more indifferent. You've got the Brock Purdy story. I think most people root for that. Everybody seems to love, uh, Christian McCaffrey. So just in your guys' like opinion in terms of like this Super Bowl matchup, are you excited about it?


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[Assistant] Did you want a different, like, matchup in the Super Bowl? Like, are you looking forward to it, or are you just like, let me just get through this?


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[Assistant] I think Brock Pretty's pretty damn good. I think we all- I think we try and-


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[Assistant] Uh, in the draft, you don't expect a guy like that to come in and perform the way he does. And you don't expect a guy like that to grasp like the complexity of Kyle Shanahan's offense that quickly. And I think if you pay attention to what Brock's teammates say about him.


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[Assistant] Kittle loves him. Bosa loves him. Like, the, the leaders of the team respect him. They believe he's the guy. I think that says a ton about it. And in terms of Cam Newton,


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[Assistant] All Brock Purdy, I think he already has more playoff wins than Cam Newton, but all Brock Purdy has to do to top Cam Newton?


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[Assistant] But like, I think Brock's ahead of where like, Brady was as a professional and what he could do from the quarterback position, but.


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[Assistant] Does that mean he'll go on to have the legacy of Tom Brady? No.


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[Assistant] Also, Tom was late because he went to a man, not a mandated, a voluntary prostate exam. Just so everybody knows. Like, Tom, you don't need another. He's like, yes, I do.


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[Assistant] I think he has like one of the most important, uh,


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[Assistant] Traits a good quarterback has and it's like one of those things you can't measure physically. It's just. He is.


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[Assistant] Mentally very tough and the game's never too big for him. And I think like when you're watching young quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] That's like one of the hardest things for them to, to mature and develop through besides like, you know, seeing the field, learning to, to do your progressions as a quarterback in an NFL offense. And like, we, we do like to dump on Kenny Pickett, but while the Steelers were, you know,


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[Assistant] That was such a good play by Ligerious Sneed too. That kind of gets lost there. It's like, that's just the defense.


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[Assistant] There's much credit if we want to give the Ravens defense, like Kansas City's defense, like if Ravens were like one or two, Kansas City's two or three. They're like.


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[Assistant] That's why like, Mahomes doesn't have to do it all right now for the Chiefs.


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[Assistant] I hope the Cowboys hire Wink Martindale.


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[Assistant] I feel like this has got to be the year that we've seen like the most shuffling of coaches and coordinators and like big time.


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[Assistant] Like for, for the Texans coming back and working with CJ Stroud in his second year.


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[Assistant] Building off of what you've already accomplished, and you know, Texans gave him a raise, like, if you're an offensive coordinator right now,


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[Assistant] There's not very many quarterbacks you would want to work with more than freaking CJ Stroud. So like, that just is a, that's a nice spot to be in.


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[Assistant] Ben Johnson, like, I wanted him to go back to the Lions. The Lions are a great place to be right now.


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[Assistant] But for an offensive guy to turn down Washington with the second pick?


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[Assistant] In a draft where we think like Drake May is pretty close to Caleb Williams or you could have Jaden Daniels, like there's some options there. That's the part of it that would be, that was surprising to me that Ben Johnson could have like a, a very good choice to build the team with a quarterback.


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[Assistant] Dang, do I respect him going back to Detroit and it makes me think like Detroit legit will be back in the championship game next year.


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[Assistant] And I don't want the meme answer, I don't want what everybody wants to hear.


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[Assistant] Hmmmmm. Alharris could be the DC for the commanders then, huh?


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[Assistant] It feels like Dan Quinn was like every team's second choice.


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[Assistant] Dating back to like the last coaching, uh, hiring circles, like,


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[Assistant] Broncos fans were trying to prepare for life with Dan Quinn, uh, but then we got Nathaniel Hackett.


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[Assistant] But, I don't think he, or maybe he was interested last year, but we had the beat on.


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[Assistant] Sean Payton. It wasn't even our first- Quinn was like our third choice last year.


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[Assistant] But players love him, like that was the one thing that emerged, like players will go to bat for Dan Quinn, and I think like as a head coach that's really important, and


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[Assistant] That should translate to Washington. Cause I don't know, I mean.


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[Assistant] Rivera wasn't that guy the last two seasons. Like, Rivera kind of had that the season. Was it his first season there when he was also fighting cancer and doing chemo every week? Like, I felt like the team was rallying around Rivera that season.


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[Assistant] But like, after that, I think Quinn's an improvement there in Washington. Plus there's, you know, the new GM and all that other stuff going along with it.


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[Assistant] It depends on, on Tepper. It's a hundred percent how he, if he chooses to adapt. But what I like in Carolina is they're keeping Jiro Ebro there. And I think that's a huge guy to keep for your defense. It's like one sliver of consistency you're getting.


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[Assistant] So, you know, that would have been my answer, you know, before Everow came back, but, uh, Falcons is a tough spot too. They still need a quarterback.


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[Assistant] Like, they're in a position to do exactly the same thing where they underachieve because they don't have a quarterback. So like the Raiders and the Falcons are very similar to me in how they can perform next year. The difference is the Falcons are in a slightly better spot to pick a QB.


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[Assistant] But that's only if they trade up because I think all, there's going to be three quarterbacks gone before the Falcons draft.


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[Assistant] Gotta build the foundation of those young good players, and like, the Chargers have aging vets at key positions, but they also have a pretty young roster as well, so it's...


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[Assistant] I don't know, there's just no surefire way to go all in, and that's what makes that like, that statement so like, what does that mean?


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[Assistant] We'll see. We'll see. I bet you guys signed my linebacker, free agent Josie Jewel then.


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[Assistant] I think the chiefs have to stop Christian McCaffrey. And that sounds so, like, just obvious.


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[Assistant] And I do not think, uh, Kyle Shanahan with Christian McCaffrey


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[Assistant] With, if you need to use Debo in the run game and, uh, even Elijah Mitchell behind McCaffrey.


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[Assistant] Like, they're gonna run the ball. They're not gonna get away from that. They're gonna use George Gittle as their, their third tackle on whatever side they need.


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[Assistant] Good blocks. Like, did you see Kittle destroying Aiden Hutchinson on that NFL clip?


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[Assistant] And also continue to do the thing that they didn't do all season and play that mistake free football on offense. Like if Kelsey is just


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[Assistant] Open every play. He's not dropping passes. MVS is catching everything. Rashi Rice has been pretty solid most of the season. He continues. They'll be, they'll be very tough to stop.


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[Assistant] Also, if the 49ers, for them to win, if they can find a way to get Patrick Mahomes arrested the night before the game, game over.


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[Assistant] Hello, here's a, uh, anonymous tip, officers. There's a lot of drugs in room 443 at whatever hotel. A lot of drugs! And maybe some, some other nefarious activity.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think the Chiefs will win.


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[Assistant] I said the, I painted a different scenario in my last video, but until somebody proves they can beat the Chiefs, like, I'm not going to bet against them.


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[Assistant] The, like if we're talking about like superstitions though, and obviously that plays a huge, uh, part in the Super Bowl. This season.


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[Assistant] Every time we start to actually have a consensus thought about a team in the NFL, we are immediately proven wrong.


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[Assistant] And I feel like the consensus thought right now is that the Chiefs are gonna win this game.


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[Assistant] So if you're going with what's happened this season, then the 49ers, based on that, will win this game because


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[Assistant] Like, it's, and I think we've talked about this for a second, Tom. It's like, as soon as the Ravens beat the 49ers, we're just like, the Niners aren't very good.


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[Assistant] And now they're back here in the Super Bowl. And now like the Chiefs are unstoppable.


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[Assistant] But we'll see. It feels like this should be a very good game, regardless. As much as I don't want to see it, I feel like this will be a good game.


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[Assistant] I want a different animal. I want our top 5 snake quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] If Mahomes is so good, then come to the Barancas and win us a Super Bowl. Come to the dumb bottom feeding AFC West stupid team and win a Super Bowl here. You won't. If Mahomes does that, then I'll call him GOAT.


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[Assistant] And with that, let us head out. And you gotta do it with Russell Wilson on the roster. That's the caveat.


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[Assistant] Okay, now we can go. I said my thing. I think we need to finish that up.


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[Assistant] I do want to see you try and go through security with head and shoulders.


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[Assistant] My Super Bowl video. Go watch it. Real good.


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[Assistant] Listen, they say he died of cancer, but I'm still searching for the real killer.


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[Assistant] The other thing is definitely, I don't know what happened. He was in movies. He was on football broadcasts. I think he was a victim of cancel culture. Like something happened in the nineties and like all of a sudden he just wasn't in anything. He was, he's never been, well, he was convicted of one.


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[Assistant] Crime, but that was after, right? Like, so I don't know, I don't know why he just fell off, uh, the public specter, you know, for a while. It was really weird.


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[Assistant] Uh, you got a shout out from Pat McAfee.


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[Assistant] For where now? I'm going on my vacation. Finally. Oh, what a novel concept.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna do this draft. We're gonna do this. Let's do this. The Chicago Bears. Chicago Bears.


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[Assistant] Sometimes pro football, whatever they're, some of their assessments are off. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just feel that they have a boner for Jade and Daniels, like I feel like the commanders, he's like a cultural fit.


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[Assistant] He would just be good for DC. I think Cliff Kingsbury probably believes that he could do the thing with Jade and Daniels. I just feel like he's the most natural fit.


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[Assistant] For the commander, so I'm, I will not be shocked at all if he goes number two overall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me too, right? Like Scooter, like you feel it, right? Like that seems to be the fit for...


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[Assistant] Washington, like they're going to want to make a splash and they're going to want the most sexy quarterback. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what I would say. If Belichick was still there, this would be easier, right? Like Belichick would take McCarthy in a heartbeat, right? Like he loves him on lunch mail. Yea, a lunch pail guy. Uh, first guy in, last guy out.


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[Assistant] Or a younger bonix, you know, 10 years younger.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, but I would think that Drake May would go here just because everyone just has sold him as this high round quarterback and he's gonna go top three for sure. Why would you pass on him here?


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[Assistant] I just, I just feel like the Vikings have so many needs too and they're in a terrible spot to draft. Like at 11, it's, why would you give up more draft capital when, when draft capital is your, your best asset at this point?


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[Assistant] That'd be interesting for me at number six as a Giants fan if they trade up. But are we going to just play it as regular or are we going to let the Vikings trade up?


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[Assistant] They're going to take Harrison. Two Harrison's? Why, why, why would you not, why wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] I guess, I guess the real threat is, is if, if there's all this smoke around the Giants taking McCarthy at six, that would cause one of these outsiders to try to move into four or five, right? Especially if you're desperate for McCarthy.


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[Assistant] You know, and that would, that would cause dominoes because then the giants, they're, they need, they're looking for a QB for sure. So they might just.


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[Assistant] JJ McCarthy, y'all better tune into our draft reaction because I am going to lose my smoke. Like I will just be completely unhinged if they draft McCarthy.


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[Assistant] If they take, if somehow they get Malik neighbors, I'll be happy. If somehow they draft Joe Alt, I'll be happy, but no.


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[Assistant] Just look at statistically though, right? Back up to the, how many, 4 out of 5, 4 out of the first 6. Statistically.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm just saying statistically the odds of four quarterbacks taken within the top six.


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[Assistant] I thought Stroud was not going to be good. He was excellent last year. So I don't know what, how to evaluate any talent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know he's going to retire in two years. They can have a mix. Alright. The Jets. Yes, this is the draft. Chargers have Justin Jefferson.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, speaking of good ideas.


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[Assistant] I have a punishment idea that I need to share before we get further down the show. So whoever wins, I would say it would have to be a substantial amount of donations.


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[Assistant] But whoever wins would have to start for real and only fans. And the other members of Clickbait get to pick the subject matter that they have to post. As long as, you know, no nudity, you don't have to be


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[Assistant] But like I would think like one of the pictures would be like you cooking with only an apron on or something, you know, like we would be able to pick the pictures.


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[Assistant] I like this name right down here.


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[Assistant] Laiatu latu. Laiatu latu. But that would be like a San Diego Chargers title.


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[Assistant] What is a Seahawk player? Oh, you're going to trade out of there? You're going to let the bangles move up? Hmm.


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[Assistant] Now you gotta take a QB. What's the guy from Tennessee that has the rocket monster arm?


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[Assistant] Make it so. Make it so. Go it! We're posting this. We're posting this on Twitter, everyone. Force that trade.


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[Assistant] Has Bo Nix even been drafted? Did we draft Nix? No, not yet. No, we didn't. Who got Nix?


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[Assistant] Oh no. Is Diego Fago in this draft? No, he was on last year's draft.


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[Assistant] Milton, get the rocket arm quarterback, Milton.


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[Assistant] How are we so, how are we almost done? This is, this has gone by too quickly. There's too much fun. Ravens?


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[Assistant] Ravens need another running back to put in the backfield with Lamar Jackson.


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[Assistant] IMG Academy, Keaton Slovak.


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[Assistant] We need as many Jacksons as possible. It could be a Jackson shortage. Just give them the fagwa.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you've got so many punishments. You're supposed to be talking as Taylor Swift. This is unacceptable. Yeah, well I got sick and I couldn't walk. So now... Getting sick is not... Your circumstances do not change your responsibilities, Brandon.


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[Assistant] Hey. I would love, I would want to see Tree in some type of lingerie just standing next to Tree.


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[Assistant] Definitely the football in front of the groin has to be like a requirement, right? Like that. And it would be unlocked for like $30 or something.


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[Assistant] Maybe give him the uncensored version. Yeaah, give him the uncensored, you know, tree just wailing away on a junior whopper.


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[Assistant] I did a deep dive on why teams


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[Assistant] F up their drafts. Like statistically, the odds are stacked so far against you to actually have a good draft and I kind of dove into that. So it should be a really good video.


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[Assistant] We should do a, we're sports YouTubers video where we're just like, we're sports YouTubers. Nobody cares about us. And that's the end of the, we get up at 11, you know.


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[Assistant] I saw a lot of people say that OJ's been very quiet since the news dropped, and uhm, little insensitive, but he did murder two people.


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[Assistant] Actually, we won't be doing next week, right? Because people are on vacation. Brandon's probably going to be sick. Or the week before the draft, rather.


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[Assistant] But, uh, we're all, and then we're all gonna react to the draft separately on our own channels. Tree and I do it on the dumpster fire.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Tom does it, Scooter does it, no one's going to the draft, no one's announcing a pick. Next year, baby. Next year? Sounds about right.


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[Assistant] And you get a free trip to Tijuana!


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[Assistant] I think Tyreek Hill watched one season of Tua getting too many concussions and was like, nah. Nah, I got too used to playing with Patrick Mahal, who no one can tackle under any circumstances ever.


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[Assistant] So, that's my thought. Scooter, uh, please provide a rebuttal to what I said. Uh. Dang, you came back.


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[Assistant] What, like what if one, he's already planning his next big contract. So if, if teams think he's already set on retiring and then there's one team, it's like, Hey, come one year, we'll give you a bunch of money to do it. Or he knows.


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[Assistant] So much of what he does is predicated on him just being the best athlete on the field. He's like, uh, three, two or three more seasons. I probably not going to be that guy. I'll just say I'm retiring then now and not decline.


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[Assistant] If he finishes out this contract, ooh, he's going to retire a year early, but.


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[Assistant] The event is all ages, but children 5 and under do not require a ticket if parents buy reserved seating.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's too many teams that need him too in that top 10. Yeah, which is amazing. With the Bears.


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[Assistant] And no ACL legs and he played it all without it. He was a quarterback who didn't even need an ACL. He was a GM who didn't need an ACL.


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[Assistant] And even though he hasn't been GM for a few years now, people still think he's the GM. So maybe at the very least this will keep people from saying, Oh, good draft pick John Elway when he didn't even do the draft pick. I am excited for the clarity on this situation, but.


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[Assistant] As a Broncos fan, just knowing he's away from the facility, from the team, that hurts a little. It's like a...


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[Assistant] This list is so strange because there's all these really good quarterbacks and proven guys and then Malik Willis and Sam Howell.


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[Assistant] By the draft, trade either Jerry Judy or Courtland Sutton.


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[Assistant] Can just hand off to Taysom Hill and then Taysom Hill can throw the ball to somebody that's not Judy or Sutton.


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[Assistant] Okay, we got sports draft trivia. And honestly, Scooter, I'm not sure you're going to be able to play because...


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[Assistant] You have to submit your answer via your nameplate. Okay. Your little nameplate will be your answer. Uh, do not, do not, um,


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[Assistant] Hit enter to show your answer until the time has run out for the question. Otherwise you're going to give your answer away to the other guys. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] Wait patiently until the time for the round is run out and then you'll all submit your answers at the same time.


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[Assistant] I will give you guys 30 seconds to complete each answer. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay. And then after the question is asked, the next slide, the answer will be revealed.


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[Assistant] So let's just do a test r- r- round right here, okay?


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[Assistant] Just so you can get the feel of typing in the name. Adam already docked 100 points for his answer right there. Uhm, let's just go with, uh, okay.


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[Assistant] Which football team won the Super Bowl last year? You're gonna have 15 seconds here. Okay. And that we don't reveal yet. Not until I say time is up. Okay.


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[Assistant] Which football team won the super bowl last year?


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[Assistant] Suck at Perna, Argentina, the Kansas City Chiefs of Kansas City. And Scooter cannot change his name. Okay, so Tom is the only one who gets a point. YES!


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[Assistant] Yes, that's exactly where I was getting to next. He was just doing a test. Alright, so click bait, draft, trivia, so you can use the


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[Assistant] This is, well that's the title of trivia. One of you will become-


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright, so check this shit out. You can do Google Slides connected here to StreamYard.


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[Assistant] Oh, and did I change the templates? No. So we just get the questions.


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[Assistant] Which college team has had the most players drafted to the NFL? Bonus if you can get... I don't know.


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[Assistant] Close on the player numbers. Whoever's closest can get a bonus. How many seconds? 30 seconds.


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[Assistant] Don't be looking it up on the internet. Don't be cheating with the chat now. I'm gonna let you think about this.


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[Assistant] This is all time too. So, you know, you gotta factor in recent strength.


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[Assistant] Ready? Yup, ready, go! Suck it if you're not ready. Alright, submit your answers!


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[Assistant] Alright, next question. Cheers back!


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[Assistant] Okay, you ready to do the next question?


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[Assistant] Sucking in back-to-back seasons. In 2022, the Jaguars drafted number one overall for the second year in a row. Since 1960, this has only happened five other times. Name the three other teams to pick number one in back-to-back drafts.


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[Assistant] Hint, think the 70s for a very bad team. You got 15 seconds starting now.


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[Assistant] Wheel of Fortune, time's up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Submit!


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[Assistant] Alright, let's see here. Ooh, bears, bucks, eagles, browns, jacks. These are good answers, fellas. But I think none of you got all three. Browns. Bangles.


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[Assistant] Who was the worst player last season? According to me, Brandon Perna.


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[Assistant] You gotta just make a good guess. And let me tell ya, nobody's gonna get it.


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[Assistant] Okay, everybody revealed their answers. Russell Wilson, Nathan Peterman.


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[Assistant] Russell Wilson, Tom Brady, uuuh.


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[Assistant] You did good. Tom got it correct too. I appreciate the honesty tree.


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[Assistant] Point for Tom. I win. Alright. You win. Next question. Time will begin when I finish reading the question.


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[Assistant] There was a record, well not a record, but uh, there was 15 quarterbacks taken in the 2016 draft. I gotta think this through.


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[Assistant] I should have done a screening.


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[Assistant] Cities, which NFL city will host the draft in 2024? You got 15 seconds.


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[Assistant] Oooooh, hohooo, who got it right?


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[Assistant] 2008 was the last draft without a wide receiver taken in the first round. Who was the first receiver to win in 2008? What the heck happened? What?


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[Assistant] Alright, we're at 30 seconds now.


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[Assistant] We got baby tree, maybe Tom would get this.


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[Assistant] You went before Jordy Nelson to the green bay. Oh, there you go. All right. Oh Jordy. Here we go.


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[Assistant] Which player from the 1983 draft shares a first and last name with the Hall of Fame QB? This is a little bonus. Little bonus for you guys.


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[Assistant] We got 35 seconds. Time is up. Put your pencils down. Submit your answers. Alright.


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[Assistant] We gotta tie 3-3 between Tree and Tom. How many are left? Also drafted in that draft, running back, Kurt Warner to the Seahawks.


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[Assistant] Who was the last Heisman winning QB not selected in the first round?


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[Assistant] Bonus! Who is the only man to win the Heisman twice?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Alright. Alright, so Tom got the bonus. So I get .5. And nobody got Troy. Aww, Troy. Troy. Okay. I think it's the last one.


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[Assistant] Oh, and that gives him his fourth point of the day?


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[Assistant] So did he just edge out Tom to win this great trivia?


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[Assistant] Uh, I did not write a bonus, bonus question.


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[Assistant] You might want to- Okay, here's one. You guys mentioned ol' Paxton Lynch. Alright. Failed Broncos first round quarterback.


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[Assistant] Name every team he has played for both in the NFL and outside the NFL.


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[Assistant] Tom got two, and that is Bronco, Seahawks, Steelers, then he went to Saskatchewan, played with the Rough Riders for a bit.


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[Assistant] Left them to go to the Michigan Panthers, left them to go to the Orlando Guardians, and now he is on the San Antonio Brahmas. Yep. Taking over for Kurt.


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[Assistant] Who was the quarterback drafted before Tom Brady taken by those Cleveland Browns?


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[Assistant] Yeah, next week we could do Stump the Tree, where we each come up with one question for Tree.


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[Assistant] I think we need the chat to limit, uh, to narrow it down to a category.


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[Assistant] Alright, so tree, uh, one. Tom came in second.


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[Assistant] Adam and Scooter both have 150 points added to their punishment for.


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[Assistant] Like, just think of the band, 31197.


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[Assistant] Yep. No, I can't live stream it cause it's somebody else's thing. Oh.


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[Assistant] I have to do his voice, right? Yes. Is that a Patrick Star voice? It's not, but I'll take it honestly.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get the beard to peak, but we're gonna get through this.


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[Assistant] They said, a first round draft pick, or, or, I don't know how Patrick Star talks, I just don't know how this Patrick Star


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[Assistant] Jerry Judy is gonna stay Bronco cause KJ Habler just got hurt today as well, so we gotta have Jerry Judy come back.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think he's gonna cook better than ol' Russ did when I watched him on Jesus's birthday. You might know it as Christmas and the Broncos, well they just, they tanked. They got Nathaniel Hackett fired.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandy Cooks, well, he might be a little better at cookin' than OOOH, Russell Will!


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[Assistant] No, cause we got some Audrapeerine. I got my reserve bag.


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[Assistant] Don't have sex kids or you'll look like me. Well at least you had someone had sex. Best anti-sex ad ever.


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[Assistant] God, this is, let me tell you, I've got new respect for people who do voices, I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] You got baseball at em, football at em, hockey at em, basketball at em, tennis at em, golf at em,


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[Assistant] I'm cool with that. Uh, ooh, boxing. Sexy boxing, Adam.