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[Assistant] Then I say draft and develop all day and every now and then you dip your toe in like we did in 2018 where we brought a bunch of guys in and we went to back to back NFC championship games. But I like being competitive in the long term. I always like that more than like


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[Assistant] The defense is what, like, they would remind me, like, I think their offense can be really, really good. I really think they can. But they remind me a lot of, like, the 2011 Packers. Their offense was, like, unstoppable, and their defense was just like, oh, come on in. And they got destroyed by the Giants in the divisional round, so.


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[Assistant] You know, I think that like, you could have a similar situation. However, I think Caleb Farley, if he's healthy as a home run, so I don't think he's going to fix that team, but they also got rid of a Dory Jackson, like, you know, they-


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I, I mean, I don't believe in the defense at all, uhm, but I, I think that it'll be a really fun AFC South between the Colts and the Titans, because they're two completely different teams, and I'm curious to see that defense go up against that offense.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Uh, today is actually an AFC West team.


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[Assistant] I heard Scooter really loud, but I did not hear a single beat.


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[Assistant] So if it happened multiple times with the same person.


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[Assistant] So they reached out to me and basically said like, hey, would you be interested in going to the Super Bowl? You'd go to NFL honors, you'd have a meet and greet with Troy Palamalu. So I was like, oh my God, of course I would be interested. So we talked back and forth for a little bit, right?


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[Assistant] So what winds up happening is I'm driving home, I'm from the airport, uhm, from picking up my dad at the airport, and I get an email saying like, congratulations, let us know what airport you want us to pick you up from, because like, you're gonna go to the Superbowl, and I'm like, losing my mind, this is incredible, I-


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[Assistant] Uhm, wound up asking Troy Palamalu about like that Pat McAvey play, that like when McAvey was like gonna go and, and got on the Pat McAvey show because of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's head and shoulders.


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[Assistant] I'll do, I'll, I'll, uh, I don't wanna give money to head and shoulders. I'm at 1.7. You gotta buy him out.


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[Assistant] It was so difficult. I just, I sat there and the super chats kept rolling in and I was so, aw man, I just had to dry my tears with the dollar bills when I got paid on the 21st by YouTube.


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[Assistant] I'm glad to be here and I told you guys before, before this even started, there is communism, there is democracy, but coming soon, there will be scutocracy. Wait for it. Wait for it. It is coming. Do I have your vote chat? Magruder2032, do I have your vote? Yes or no? Yes or no?


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[Assistant] Let's take one step back here. Let's just talk about the vaccine in general.


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[Assistant] The vaccine is not meant for you to never get corona if you get the vaccine.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's something that a lot of people do not understand. The vaccine is not meant for you to get the vaccine and you never get Corona. The vaccine is meant for if you get Corona, you don't have hospital-like symptoms. You won't die from COVID. That's what the vaccine is for.


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[Assistant] So yes, it is possible for Chris Paul to have gotten the vaccine and still get coronavirus. With that knowledge, should a team be able to enforce their players getting a vaccine?


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[Assistant] Children getting measles shots, right? Making sure you can't go to school. You can't go through a K to 12 school right now without a measles shot without your malaria shots. So what is the difference from saying to an athlete? Well, hey, you can't play for us if you don't have this or that.


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[Assistant] What if the same question applies 10 years from now? 10 years from now. Teams are saying you gotta get the coronavirus shot to play for my team. Is it just because this is brand new virus that everyone's taking aback?


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[Assistant] And so because of this, actually, we're going to be seeing a lot of more vaccines down the line, mRNA vaccines that are going to be curing a lot of disease. They're already in stage two trials and cancer right now for mRNA vaccines.


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[Assistant] How long is it until someone like the NFL or a business says, hey, look, this vaccine's been out for three years. There's been minimal cases. There's no reports that show any side effects, any major side effects. We are now requiring this for you.


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[Assistant] Oh, you guys know actually what I do want to talk about because I saw a TikTok about it and I was like, oh.


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[Assistant] She got me caught up on everything. Uh, I don't know that much about baseball, right? I'm in the infancy stage right now, but I'm learning. I did see though, there have been several reports about


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[Assistant] Okay, and they're like cracking down on it. If you guys want to explain the situation to the chat for those who don't follow baseball, uh, five points or treat, get everyone caught up with the situation.


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[Assistant] And so also, also there were some pitchers who were, who just use like sunscreen. So they'll have sunscreen on their, uh, pitcher glove and they'll just apply sunscreen, which is allowed. Sunscreen is allowed.


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[Assistant] And another reason why they are cracking down as well is because for some of the pitchers using the ball,


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[Assistant] About Aaron Judge. And it was like, this year, this was his hit percentage. This year, this was his hit percentage. This was the year we started using video technology to track every hit that he had. And it was disappointing to say that.


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[Assistant] I honestly thought it was gonna be Dak and Zeke on the cover. They had two goats. I was like, what, what am I supposed to?


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[Assistant] I think it's gonna be like a Samson situation here where now we're gonna see this man's overall ability and performance plummet.


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[Assistant] I gotta tell no one in the chat please. Tell no one. In the chat please.


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[Assistant] This is why Drew Locke will be the starting quarterback for the Broncos day one.


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[Assistant] I get any Cowboys jersey signed, I want.


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[Assistant] I think if you've been paying attention at all to the Cowboys in their offseason, Dak looks great in camp, and you know who else looks very explosive? It's Zeke. Everyone in camp, right, reporters.


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[Assistant] Everyone always has their pet cat that they love, that they're like, you know what, this is gonna be, this is gonna be the next Tom Brady. Six round.


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[Assistant] Do not comment as me on my Twitch. Please. Please and thank you. Real quick. Do not do that. They do that to me all the time.


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[Assistant] We can continue though, sorry. I just wanted to be clear there.


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[Assistant] You guys want to play more uncomfortable? You're not supposed to have locked in. I'm afraid right now, Five. You have some burning questions you want to get out that you've been waiting since three weeks ago to ask. What is your first truth or dare question that you're just waiting to ask?


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[Assistant] If someone wants to navigate to Cole Beasley's Twitter, if they want to pull this up, I can just read it right now though. It says, the players association is a joke. Call it something different. It's not for the players.


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[Assistant] The odds of me getting in the NFL and playing for 10 years are lower than that and I'm here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he might be the best rapper in the league, so I'm not really opposed to that. I will listen to that. That's not really that much of a punishment.


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[Assistant] I think the only thing that I remember as vividly that was as outrageous as something like that was Malice in the Palace. Like, I remember watching that and I was like,


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[Assistant] I will say I am very excited for the Olympics coming up here. Very excited. Um, I don't even know how they're going to do it with everything. I don't even know if it's going to happen still.


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[Assistant] For the first time there is a three on three basketball Olympic event and it looks dope as heck. I will be watching that.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then if we're doing that, plus Lil J, shouts out. Crucial.


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[Assistant] He thought he was going to the Super Bowl with a sponsor.


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[Assistant] Head and shoulders? All throughout his background? For at least a week?


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[Assistant] I honestly hope we can guilt head and shoulders into sending Tom to the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I will be putting out NBA fans after round two as soon as the Nets can take care of business.


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[Assistant] The clippers can take care of business. And immediately following this, I will be continuing streaming on Twitch. We're going to do some gaming videos. So all the people watching on Twitch who want to stick around for 10 to 15 minutes, we'll be right back on twitch.tv slash Scooter Magruder. Hey guys, stick around.


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[Assistant] Trying to enjoy the weather. It is miserably hot. It is very humid. I am probably going to be drenched with sweat by the end of it. But, punishment's a punishment.


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[Assistant] Same thing I'm gonna argue with, like, a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Dude, I go with heat exhaustion. Free for heat exhaustion.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't have a machine. No, no, you go to CVS, they have the machine there, it's for free and it squeezes your arm and it tells you numbers.


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[Assistant] Just because my bar, I set that bar so high when I was not here. I heard it. That bar was set so high. Listen, I get it. I just think that five, not only, you know, skimping out, I think he gets a double punishment. That's it.


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[Assistant] See like, I can think of things where I've gotten like really heated, but like I'm trying to think of like when I was also just like flat out wrong, like dead wrong.


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[Assistant] You know what, that's a good, my own chat is calling me out. Uhm, I was pretty confident the Packers were going to beat the Buccaneers in the, uh, NFC Championship game. I did a whole, uh, speech about it and I got pretty, uh, I got pretty hyped. Uh, you know how it was a different Packers team from last year and, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, you know, I just thought that that was, I mean, I recruited a few of you to do, to do it, and, uh, you know, it was a great collab, uh, that- Yeah, it was a good collab.


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[Assistant] You know what, Perna? We're gonna have to have a talk if it's not extended edition.


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[Assistant] To name their own franchise. And now as we all know as curators of the internet, this has never gone wrong ever.


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[Assistant] When you leave it up to the general public and internet to potentially pick a name. It's never gone wrong in the history of ever. And when this was brought to my attention, there was only one name that could really satisfy


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[Assistant] The needs of the Washington football team. And some of you might say, I don't know, getting rid of Dan Snyder.


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[Assistant] Some of you may say, oh no, but like they're, they're offensive line, really not so great. What are they doing at quarterback? You know, all those things, but nay-nay, nay-nay. The one thing that will save them all is naming them.


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[Assistant] The Washington Wildflowers. Now, if you go on this journey with me, buckle up. Pull.


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[Assistant] Seat protectors down. Forgot what those were called.


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[Assistant] Things on the roller coasters. You know what I meant. The push the handles or whatever.


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[Assistant] The Washington Wildflowers. Someone told me, listen, you might think plants aren't tough. Plants aren't tough. Hey, you ever see a plant grow in concrete? I have. I have. You ever see plants bust through a pipe?


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[Assistant] And oh no, that's the pipe that leads from your toilet to the sewer system. And on Halloween, the first party that you throw in a new house, it backs up the entire system and smells like crap in your house for an entire week. I've experienced it. I've experienced it.


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[Assistant] And so I'm gonna say this just one time. Washington wildflowers, or bust.


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[Assistant] Can we, can we backtrack a little bit? Uhm, are you saying the original Space Jam isn't good?


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[Assistant] The soundtrack is phenomenal, first of all. First of all, soundtrack is phenomenal. Second of all, it has Bill Murray in it! Bill Murray is in the movie!


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[Assistant] That's already at least plus two and a half, at least to whatever score that you were going through. He's good in it. He's good in it.


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[Assistant] The original, I don't, you know, new one? I don't know. The trailer I watched it, I was like, man, I really, I didn't feel a whole lot to it, but I'm probably not gonna go see in theaters, but you know, whatever. But the original, that's...


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[Assistant] I actually have one specifically for the Denver Broncos.


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[Assistant] So, while the Denver Broncos have a nice home field advantage, you know, being at a mile high, right? You know, gotta pop up some like a lead or something before you fly, just so you get used to the elevation difference. Uhm, I think, because,


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[Assistant] Please, Brandon Perna, correct me if I'm wrong. You still have a live horse, right? That, uh, Thunder. Perfect. Didn't know its name.


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[Assistant] Alright, so what I think is when the Denver Broncos have a home game.


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[Assistant] Don't do no crappy little coin toss, no. Instead, they literally joust to see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I was just saying you already have an advantage, let's keep it going. Like, let's, let's- The joust, the home of the jousts. Yeah. It's just for your home games, just because you have a horse. Like, you know, that horse has a name, Thunder.


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[Assistant] Bring back Oklahoma tackle drills and just put the two quarterbacks together and say hey, one of you is walking out.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, I'm sorry, are we all participating or is that just for Tree?


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[Assistant] I remember watching it too. Crap, I was at my ex girlfriend's house and they were all Giants fans. I don't know his name though. I don't know his name. Time.


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[Assistant] Guys, do not bet on me. I'm gonna tell you right now. Do not. Do not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so here, here, I, I mean, the chat was saying before an AB Bucks jersey. Yeah, they were saying AB.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't see that available, though. The Patriots won?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I don't, I said anything but the Steelers shirt. So yeah, so like Buccaneers, if it has a Super Bowl logo on it, even better. I hate it. Yes.


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[Assistant] I think they gave- no, they gave me a big- what size are you? They gave me a big size.


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[Assistant] Alright, yeah, okay. Uh, this was the Denver Broncos record in their first ever season.


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[Assistant] The answer is four, nine, and one. Also not in the form of a question.


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[Assistant] Ahem, the highly anticipated first grassy mock draft coming into your faces. That will be tomorrow. And of course, the return of the Friday night Q&A in which I will be purchasing


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[Assistant] I feel like people are, and I'm just speaking for Packers fans, are so burnt out by it, like,


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[Assistant] Like, it'd be digs. I feel, I, as a Packers fan, I think it's digs.


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[Assistant] Like, he's, he's a really, really good player, and he was a good player on the Vikings, and like, he destroyed it with Josh Allen last year, so, yeah.


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[Assistant] You're not the count. Like what's going on? Like it's, it's rough. I can do six. I can do six. It's rough. You know, I, I really feel for those Suns fans. No, I think like, yeah, I didn't know. So again, like I don't really watch a ton of college football. I just wind up watching a lot of tape on prospects who are going to come into the NFL, but I think it's just dumb. Like I think it's just like creating.


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[Assistant] Like, if you're, if Scooter's saying, like, the chomp is not allowed, right? Like, they're still gonna do it, but they're just gonna wait until after the game. Like, did you accomplish anything? Or did you just, like, postpone it so it's not, like, during regulation? I think, like, my, my question is why?


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[Assistant] Well like when the NFL like really cruelly, and they've changed this now, but when they really, like a few years ago cracked down on celebrating, like really really cracked down, and now, and now they have cameras in the end zone, they're like get the whole team, like let's go guys.


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[Assistant] Great! And if you have to kind of eat that later because like your team blows it or like, you know, you suck, like that's part of the game. I think that like kind of makes it more competitive and more fun and, you know, who doesn't like to see that? But yeah, I think it's just dumb.


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[Assistant] Which city do you think is going to go crazier if they actually win this thing?


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[Assistant] And that's the thing too, like, what I saw is because I feel like a lot of people loved that about McGregor, you know, whether it was fighting against Floyd Mayweather or whether it was literally anybody, like, McGregor's gonna talk, right? And maybe this is just me.


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[Assistant] I have HBO Max, so like, it'll be free if I decide to endeavor in it, but even with it being free.


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[Assistant] No, this is on my phone, because I didn't want to bring my laptop with me. You should bring your laptop, it's like-


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[Assistant] By the way, uhm, you still need to do that, uhm. Dude, I'm still waiting. Like, I honestly don't know where it is. Like, I'm still- This fella right here.


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[Assistant] I paid $300 for that stupid ass costume and I'm still waiting for it.


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[Assistant] But sometimes a bone can puncture the skin. This is called an open fracture.


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[Assistant] Bones that are still growing, like children's bones, are supple and can split, crack or bend quite easily. A bit like a twig, but the injury is still very painful. If you think someone has a fracture, you may see swelling and bruising.


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[Assistant] They may have difficulty moving and have movement in an unnatural direction. The limb may look shorter, twisted or bent.


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[Assistant] There may be a grating noise or feeling if the limb is moved. Have loss of strength or see signs of shock.


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[Assistant] If it's an open fracture, cover the wound with a sterile dressing and secure it with a bandage.


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[Assistant] Use a sling or triangular bandage to keep it secure.


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[Assistant] Cover any wounds, call 999 or 112. And that's how you treat someone with a fracture.


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[Assistant] If this video has been helpful to you, help support St John Ambulance by going to saa.org.uk forward slash donate.


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[Assistant] It's not even a debate now. He's won a championship. I don't even know how you could argue it. He's got the most letters in his name. It's not even close to Michael Jordan or LeBron James in that regard.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, just close the book. It's done and done. Giannis is the best ever. The best player ever to play for the Bucks even. Not even Lew Alcindor can compete.


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[Assistant] I had to put it in my bio. So, cause so many people would like, get so upset when I say something ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I'll just tweet out something just absolutely ridiculous. My favorite are the rankings. They'll do like a top 10 quarterbacks ever. And I'll do like, I have a, like a, a formula we'll say for it. And I'll do like one guy that everyone agrees is like number one.


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[Assistant] And so like, you know, Tom Brady will put at number one, I'll put him at like number three or something. I'll put someone at like number three or four. I'll move them up to number one and then I'll throw somebody.


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[Assistant] That's the highlight of my day sometimes is just making people upset because they don't get it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's why it makes it better for the people that do get it, they love it even more. I think, like, there's so much, we talked about the LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Giannis argument as the three obvious goats of basketball, and everyone wants to discredit Giannis, but if you, like,


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[Assistant] Just remove everything that Yanis is bad at. He's clearly the best. Oh, hold on.


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[Assistant] I don't even think it's the people who are commenting, like they're obviously really stupid, but it's the people who are liking that being like, oh, that is a good point. That actually didn't happen. I think they're the next level of evolved moron.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a sad one, jumps to mind instantly. I live in Houston and I'm a Yankees fan as I grew up in New Jersey about an hour away from the stadium in the Bronx.


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[Assistant] Maybe 50 feet away from me, uhm, in left field, and I watched it fly, and I walked out of the stadium.


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[Assistant] I didn't see that until I watched the video later because I'm a glutton for punishment. I'm like, oh, maybe I'll go back and see if they actually did walk it off.


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[Assistant] I feel like when you lead in with I'm not gonna make it awkward and puts it out into the air, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It just doesn't really do it for me. Uh, I like the track and field. Uh, the last guy I really could get behind was Oscar Pistorius. That one really didn't work out so well. So, uh, I've just been staying away recently, so.


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[Assistant] He was a real winner for a little while. He had what's called a short prime. He went downhill.


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[Assistant] You know, I alternated depending on the, uh, sport. We're in baseball season now. I had to throw Fernando in there. Uh, but yeah, Champ Ailey, one of my favorites ever. So he might make an appearance during football season at some point. We'll see if he plays, uh, for the Saints this year. I think he's in training camp.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeaah, I have it. I think it probably would be more if I just erased the Jason Witten signature and just...


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[Assistant] You used to love watching Bobby Orr growing up, but, uh, other than that, I, you know, there's no one that comes close.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, just cause my, it goes back to my childhood as a boy in Boston in 1950.


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[Assistant] But I don't watch, I just happen to, you know, you pick up things, uh, Sidney Crosby, he's gotta be active. That's for Tree, right?


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[Assistant] Are the Avalanche still a team? Are they still around? Yes, they are. They're still around. I cannot name one current Avalanche player. There's no shot. Nathan McKinnon, man. He is a beast. I'll take your word for it. Yeah, sure. I bet he is.


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[Assistant] Wow, I think it, I think it would honestly be a disaster for Texas A&M if that would happen because I think the only thing Texas A&M has on Texas right now for recruiting is that they're in the SEC and that's a big sell, but Texas has underperformed


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[Assistant] Every year over the past 15 years since he won the national championship.


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[Assistant] I don't think they'd be much more than an eight to nine, maybe 10 win team in the SEC at best. I think maybe that would push Alabama to the East, which would be bad for Florida and Georgia. Georgia hasn't won a championship in like 60 years.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just don't think it'd be very good for anybody except for the SEC, who's gonna be making a lot of money if that were to happen. OU would probably, there'd be a huge like conference shift. I don't know if anyone would get pushed out, like Vanderbilt would probably be on the chopping block.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I, I don't, I kind of don't see it happening just because I don't think the big 12 is going to allow their conference to just completely blow up. But.


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[Assistant] I don't know. As a Texas fan, I don't think it's particularly good for Texas who can't beat Kansas some years. So, yeaah, I'm happy to stay in the Big 12.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the grand scheme of things, I guess it has to be a three and a half million views. I didn't realize it was close to that.


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[Assistant] You know, it's funny, people, like, they actually think I throw like that. Like, it was literally done for a Philip Rivers impression. I was with Giraffe Deck Mark, I mean, I think we've told this story on this show before, back on the Dumpster Fire. But uhm, yeaah, it was, we were watching Philip Rivers throw and I'm like, you know what?


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[Assistant] This could do okay on Twitter and I made a little bet with Mark and I'm like, Hey, over under a hundred likes and he took the under and it got like 28,000.


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[Assistant] I had no idea and I'm like, I thank you. I guess it means I've improved the way I look, I guess.


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[Assistant] I think I've had my hands on stream actually several times because I've noticed my long skeleton fingers.


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[Assistant] For Giants fans though, like five points and I, I feel like that's almost, and this is not even an exaggeration at all, that's like making a Vietnam War veteran draw the jungle, you know? It's the same thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, only a few tours, I guess, but. Right. And sure, I wake up in my sleep screaming, but, uh, you know, I did it for my country. You did it.


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[Assistant] I'm on the internet, I'm in various different nooks and crannies, forums.


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[Assistant] I see trees chat is just, uh, they're asking if I'm okay and why I'm so quiet. I thought I was, if anything, I was, uh, talkative on this show, but you know, ever since I got the vaccination, I can't really make eye contact with people.


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[Assistant] Uh, loud noises are frightening to me. I'll tell you why. I'm developing antisocial tendencies. It's that damn vaccine.


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[Assistant] I haven't reached out. I will always be here for him. Uhm, that won't change and I'll prove that over the course of time to him, uhm, not to anybody else, uh, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] Feeling a certain type of way about himself right now, and he needs to be left. And, uh, if no one else will do it, I'll do it.


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[Assistant] If you were watching that whole game, uh, Chargers vs. Cowboys, the main characters were the refs. They thought people were there to see them, which for a stale corporate environment like SoFi, which they've spent billions of dollars to develop, build and maintain, hey,


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[Assistant] You're not there to watch football, you're there for an experience and you know, the refs are trying to build that experience. That's why they taunt. And a quick question for all of you.


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[Assistant] Who would you think would be the most penalized for taunting, and why is it Scooter?


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[Assistant] Dude, everyone said he was washed last week. Make up your minds.


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[Assistant] I think you should use that. You want points, you want action. That's my question.


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[Assistant] Famous Jamus Winston. He looked like crap in that game against Carolina. I mean, he was getting exposed left and right. His offensive line was collapsing on him. The Panthers defense.


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[Assistant] They crushed on him like he was serving delicious meals out of his food truck in Jacksonville. It was not good at all. He was getting munched and crunched. There was some dinging going on. The turnover bakery was cooking again. I mean, one of them was in garbage time, but let me have this. Let me have this.


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[Assistant] To have these stinkers to go along with this great game. So now, until I get further proof.


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[Assistant] Sorry, Dennis. You are not eating the W, you are eating that L soup.


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[Assistant] Dude, every time Ben Roethlisberger loses a game, something comes out about him being injured or some crap like that. It's like, Oh no, my peck's injured for whatever reason. I'm sorry. You're not 30, like 29 anymore. You're going to fall off. I mean, he showed like moments where he was like that old quarterback. Thank you, Eric Ebron for dropping that. But for the most part,


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[Assistant] I'm still going to keep him out of the circle of trust because unfortunately his skills have declined.


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[Assistant] His arms, like, he'll throw the deep ball every now and again, but it's not like really there per se. He does a lot of short passes. I mean, the Steelers offense has, uhm,


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[Assistant] Nathan Petergoat, baby, don't diss the pit legend.


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[Assistant] Yes, let me put it to you this way. Last week I made several predictions. First I said that the Redskins were going to win against the Giants. Unfortunately that happened. It was terrible. But unfortunately what you need to realize is that the Giants blew it and if they did not,


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[Assistant] Below that missed field goal and they got off sides. That would have been a successful bet.


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[Assistant] And the second one though was much more successful. It was Seattle against Tennessee. If you remember, I picked Seattle to win the game and you should have put your money on Tennessee because Derek Henry realized that I


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[Assistant] Everything was good in the world of your money if you chose to do that. But this week we have week three. It's a brand new slate. I'm not going after the Thursday night football game because it's way too easy. I just say Houston and then I can pretend like, oh, everyone wins money and everything's good there. No, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go over some big games. First off, we're gonna go LA Chargers in Kansas City.


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[Assistant] We got ourselves a very intriguing matchup. Kansas City looked very weak on defense. Chargers have a strong quarterback core, great offensive core if they can undo the touchdowns.


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[Assistant] I think that's what's going to happen. I think Tampa Bay is going to go in and they're going to beat the Rams. So you know what you do? You bet on the Rams. I want testimonies. I want pride.


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[Assistant] Yeah, except, uh, don't do that because you're gonna break all your bones if you dive into a pool of money. But!


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[Assistant] With the first deposit, when you use the code, word, clickbait, download the app now and use the Como code that we just mentioned. That's click and bait. One word, just like this segment right now. And you receive a deposit up to $1,000. It's the top rated sports book app. It's safe, secure and reliable.


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[Assistant] And I'll probably end up doing that before, maybe like a smaller bit, but you know what? I'm gonna have testimony next week.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna be, and I'm gonna show you the light of betting against me. That's what the money tree's about. It's about the spirit of giving. And I'm giving you this really bad advice so you can say, no, I'm not doing that. I'm gonna go elsewhere.


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[Assistant] What I did earlier was I put my head in a deep fryer. I waited for it to dry and then I slicked it up and somehow I have not gotten third degree burns on my hands yet. It's probably all over my face.


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[Assistant] Do you puff the magic dragon, Tom? It looks like you do.


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[Assistant] Mike Glennan won from a pinky finger and now Davis Mills, I don't know if you guys think the same thing, his head looks like an uncircumcised penis.


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[Assistant] I ain't defending that. I ain't defending that because that is a boneheaded play. That is stupid. The main thing is you're down by two scores, you're down by 20. You're trying to pad bin stats or, you know, the standard is the standard or not living in your fears or whatever, then why are you punting on a fourth and one?


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[Assistant] That's the one thing I have to ask if you want to go, like, go balls out on a 20 seconds left down by nine. Maybe if you're down by eight, maybe I could see it. But the problem is once Daniel Carlson kicked that late field goal, you're done. I'm sorry. Just take the knee, go home.


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[Assistant] You ain't getting pressure on that quarterback. And that's the bigger concern for me. Defensively, they look vulnerable. I don't know what pressure is. Pressure is apparently when your head explodes from all the hubris of Packers fans pretending that they're relevant because they beat Detroit. And also, as I'm saying,


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[Assistant] I was out in the way and I was busy. Yes, I was. I was too busy, uh, uh, having beautiful dreams about Tom Grassi melting down because of Green Bay losing a game against Detroit.


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[Assistant] Well, it's uhm, do I pick the heir apparent to General Mills or do I take the realistic pick? I don't know. I'll take the Panthers. Just a hunch. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Maybe. It'll be an ugly game. It'll be fantastically ugly. Just what football's all about.


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[Assistant] You had your good game last week and now you're gonna have 14 stinkers on Thursday night.


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[Assistant] How much? I am only $58 so I'm losing this week. That's your final tally. My god's above $58.


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[Assistant] We've got a few things, mostly some, like, uh, writing scripts for baseball and college football. So a few things there. Uh, hopefully for something out over the weekend. So, and then sports ball, which will hopefully not be released at 11.59 PM.


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[Assistant] It may also happen after someone has been standing or sitting still for a long period of time, especially if they are hot.


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[Assistant] If someone has fainted but doesn't come round after a couple of minutes, then this could be more serious.


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[Assistant] They have a brief period of unresponsiveness causing them to fall to the ground.


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[Assistant] Kneel down next to them and raise their legs, supporting that ankles on your shoulder or a chair if available, to help blood flow back to the brain.


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[Assistant] Watch their face for signs that they are recovering. Make sure that they have plenty of fresh air. Ask bystanders to move away. And if you're inside, ask someone to open a window. They should recover within a couple of minutes.


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[Assistant] As they recover, reassure them and help them to sit up slowly when they are feeling better.


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[Assistant] If they don't become responsive again, quickly open their airway, check their breathing and prepare to treat someone who is unresponsive.


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[Assistant] So remember, if someone's feeling faint, lie them down and raise their legs. Make sure they have plenty of fresh air and when they recover and are feeling better, help them to sit up slowly.


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[Assistant] If they remain unresponsive, prepare to treat an unresponsive casualty.


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[Assistant] And that's how we help someone who's feeling faint or have fainted.


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[Assistant] You should use a sling to stop someone's arm moving to protect it and prevent further damage. There are two types of sling, an arm sling and an elevation sling, and both can be made using a triangular bandage.


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[Assistant] The difference between these two types of sling is that an arm sling holds the arm in a horizontal or slightly raised position.


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[Assistant] It treats upper arm injuries, wrist injuries, somebody who can bend their elbow and also for a rib fracture. An elevation sling holds the arm in a raised position with the fingertips touching the shoulder. It can help support the arm, it can also help control bleeding from the hand or the arm and also help to reduce swelling.


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[Assistant] And then use your triangular bandage and gently pass it underneath their arm and over their shoulder. And leave the long bit facing down.


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[Assistant] Then bring the top bit around to the opposite shoulder.


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[Assistant] And the bit that's hanging down, bring that up to beat it. If you just let go of your armpit, you know, and then re-support it. Lovely.


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[Assistant] And make sure the whole of the arm is supported, down to the little finger.


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[Assistant] With the bit that's left over, just twist it until it becomes nice and tight and it snugly fits in around the elbow.


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[Assistant] To make an elevation sling, first ask the casualty to support their injured arm.


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[Assistant] You just put it there for me. And the fingertips should be touching the shoulder.


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[Assistant] Lay your triangular bandage over the injured arm. Just get the casualty to hold it in place. Just hold it there for me. Come underneath the arm, around the back, and then tie using a reef knot.


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[Assistant] With the bit that's left over, just twist it until it's nice and tight.


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[Assistant] Check circulation, you need to squeeze the fingernail for five seconds.


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[Assistant] When you let go, the colour should return within two seconds. If it doesn't, it means the sling is too tight and you need to loosen it a little bit. Keep checking the circulation every ten minutes.


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[Assistant] So remember, there are two types of sling. You need to know which one to use for each condition and how to apply them.


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[Assistant] Real quick, cause I do have a question. So last year, you know, we've done this two years in a row now. We come out and we film, you know, your games, we mic'd you up for the games. The first time we went out, it was our issue. We had some camera issues.


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[Assistant] And before you do your read, we have FanDuel back. It is crazy how timing works because we had FanDuel every day for what, four or five months? Yes. And now it's only two days a week.


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[Assistant] Okay. We have gotten, no joke, like 35 FanDuel tickets since we stopped doing it daily. Yeah. So we're gonna get to them all. You guys are all in a queue. We're gonna read two today. One, incredible win, by far the biggest one we've ever seen on the show. Wow, really? Wait till you see this bet. Incredible.


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[Assistant] But just letting everyone know, if you have sent us in a FanDuel ticket, we have got it, we will get to it, we just don't have ten times to read it throughout the week. Is that what we're doing now? Yeah. Okay, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Yeah, he turned five dollars into four grand. He bet first pitch of a bat single.


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[Assistant] Not Aaron Judge and Shohei Otani. It's two kind of random guys.


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[Assistant] We'll talk Alan in a sec, but I want to start with Barlow from last night because he was their biggest offseason acquisition. He's the guy that actually spent money on it. Sad state of affairs. But it's the truth, right? Yes. So you bring him in and he's had his struggles early on and how the eighth inning unfolded yesterday with the first batter getting on after a broken bat, kind of just weird.


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[Assistant] Weird play. 999 out of 100 times. Barlow makes that play because the bat shatters. He's jumping out of the way of the barrel. He gets on base. And then a few batters later.


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[Assistant] It was a rope single that turned into a double, but a rope hit to right field, Loriano makes, takes a weird angle on it. And I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] You know, what you were thinking in the moment, but he tried to cut it off directly. It gets past him, rolls to the wall. They end up throwing out the runner trying to extend it from first to third. Uh, it was the guy Fletcher who hit it, ended up at second.


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[Assistant] But just the way that implodes. I know Scott Barlow is not Emmanuel Klase, he's not a Jose Ramirez, he's a mid-tier guy at best in Major League Baseball, but when you come in with the expectations of the Guardians,


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[Assistant] Hand chose is not the right word. But hey, we picked you as the guy we were going to bring in to be the biggest improvement to the team. We're spending seven and a half million dollars this season on you.


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[Assistant] To blow a lead to the White Sox?


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[Assistant] How impressive the comeback from 5-0 in the first was to get to the point where that's a game you felt like you should have won at that point. At home, 5-5 in the eighth.


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[Assistant] To then have Barlow give up three in the, er, two in the, three hits, two runs in the eight. It just, it felt like a gut feeling.


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[Assistant] And when you go back and look at Logan Allen's start, because we talked a lot yesterday about McKenzie, he goes five and a third, no runs, but he got hit around decent, like no runs, it was a good start, but it wasn't a dominating start against a bad lineup.


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[Assistant] The first five batters Logan Allen faced yesterday over each base. He walked the leadoff guy, Mankata slapped a single to right field. Then three guys, there's three, four and five hitters all hit the ball hard against Logan Allen. It was teetering on the fact of like, this could get real ugly real quick. He almost got knocked out.


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[Assistant] And when you look at what the White Sox did yesterday in the first inning, they were pretty aggressive at the plate. Yeaah. And through their first ten games, they only scored sixteen runs. The entire team scored sixteen runs in ten games. They scored five off Allen in the first. They hit his fastball, they hit his sweeper, they hit his changeup.


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[Assistant] Then he adjusted. And like, obviously it's a bad first inning, but.


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[Assistant] I think if you're looking at the big picture, one game's not going to define a guy's season.


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[Assistant] The fact he was able to kind of counterbalance what they saw in the first and they hit everything. Okay, I gotta readjust, refocus, let's change the approach to how we're attacking these hitters. Second and even third way he got to the lineup two and a half times.


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[Assistant] Like the second and third approach, which is where usually the hitters make the adjustments, he was the one making the adjustments, and he was obviously much better in innings 2, 3, 4 than he was in the first.


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[Assistant] The Naylor home run was obviously a huge swing. That was a curveball. Yeaah. And I was going back and I was looking at the fan graphs from last year. Naylor's a much better fastball hitter than he's an off speed hitter. So for him to turn on a... That was surprising.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it didn't work out as a starter, but it does make you like, okay, they hit a mediocre starting pitcher in Soroka.


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[Assistant] You just want one. They've been drafting first or second overall for like five of the last seven years, which is a lot of these guys, which the guardians have the first overall pick. So you would hope whether it's, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't have to pronounce his name. I can't remember. But that wasn't who Mike Farah mentioned. Or, well he mentioned Charlie Condon. Right. Jack Caglione. Yeaah. There's the guy from Wake Forest now who's hit 6 home runs in his last 7 games. Jack Caglione.


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[Assistant] He's a 6'5 lefty pitcher. He's a Shohei Otani in college. Picture and hitter.


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[Assistant] Well, in their defense, they did trade him his work a year. He did get traded his work a year. Yeah. For, uh, Deron Williams.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, that was before when they, that was like the first iteration of them trying to do something before then the KG and the Paul Pierce, that came later.


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[Assistant] Well, it just, it depends on your expectation of having both. Jason and I did a full thing on last week's Ultimate Cav show of...


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[Assistant] How we should look at Evan Mobley and what's the reason his development hasn't gone as expected. And the obvious is they acquired Donovan Mitchell. And when they acquired Donovan Mitchell,


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[Assistant] The fact that he is as good as he is and he needs the ball as consistently as he does for the Cavs to be successful.


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[Assistant] Has stunted the growth of the younger guys and especially Mowgli who gets 11 shots per game.


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[Assistant] So to think we have any full conclusion on the offensive player Evan Mobley can be, at age 22,


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[Assistant] When he has made tangible improvements offensively to his game.


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[Assistant] While only getting 11 shots is trying to put a ceiling on something that we just frankly don't have any conclusion to. The big picture comparison to Derek Favors, I don't think it's as far-fetched as it seems on paper when Derek Favors played 30 minutes a game. He did it three times in his career. He averaged 15, 8, and 2.


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[Assistant] Now, the difference is Derek Fabers was 27, 28, and 29 when he did that. He had no elite skill and Evan Mobley is 22 years old with an elite skill and is still improving. Now, the improvements he's made


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[Assistant] He's averaging career highs in field goal percentage, three point percentage. He's a better ball handler. He's a significantly better passer than he was two years ago. Those aspects have improved.


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[Assistant] And I think that part of the comparison is fair, but to also kind of typecast Evan Mobley who has a very specific role in an offense where he's taking 11 shots per game, they don't want anything for him and to say, oh, this is just what he is offensively without ever seeing what he could do with more freedom.


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[Assistant] I think that's trying to put a ceiling on a player. We just don't have enough money.


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[Assistant] Bet on what? Will he become like a true A-list superstar? Yeaah. No, I don't think he will.


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[Assistant] I still think Moby's a piece you can build around. Like he's not a bad basketball player by any means if he never gets any better.


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[Assistant] Evan Mobley plays 15 years in the league at 16 and 10. Isn't he just a guy? He's an elite defensive player.


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[Assistant] And he's a guy who is typecast into this box offensively, which is just kind of rebound and run, pick and roll, which that may be it.


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[Assistant] Yes, and he's not been there yet, but I'm not willing to sell all my motors.


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[Assistant] It's not better than Jared Allen. But it's, it, we don't know the answer to that yet, though, is my point.


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[Assistant] He ain't Vin Baker, come on. He's not Vin Baker.


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[Assistant] Hold on, Vin Baker was taking 17 and 18 shots a game. Mo was taking 11 an average and 16 and 10.


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[Assistant] Wait, we're saying the same thing, we're just saying it different.


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[Assistant] And you thought, okay, he's a freshman, he's coming into a veteran-laden USC team. Maybe just to feel comfortable becoming the assertive part of their offense.


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[Assistant] I think now through three seasons in the NBA you're 2.97 whatever you want to call this season. Right.


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[Assistant] I don't think he has the makeup to ever be like the number one option on offense. He's just not aggressive enough. No. Now, he's taking 11 shots a game.


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[Assistant] He's shooting 58% from the floor. He's shooting 31% from three, which he needs to take more threes to reach his full potential. I don't care about the field goal percentage, that can go down. He needs to shoot more threes, which is the last thing he's missing in his offensive game. He's done things offensively this season, G, where he's gone coast to coast with a little step through move. He has a semblance of a postman. He's shown the, uh, the ability, like Philiot, a couple weeks ago, to shoot a big time three and make it in a clutch moment.


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[Assistant] It doesn't happen consistently enough yet. That is totally valid.


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[Assistant] And I don't think he'll ever be the best player on a championship team.


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[Assistant] But to write off the fact that he still can't be a really good player, because if he was, if he was on Charlotte this year,


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[Assistant] I do, by the way, Vucevic, for his career, averages 15 shots per game. He's been anywhere between, since he became a decent scorer, between 16 and 21 shots a game. So just looking at the pure numbers. Yeaah, that's not, that's, that's not efficient.


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[Assistant] If you look at the, and you know I love numbers, like I love stats. The numbers tell you.


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[Assistant] And I like numbers when they confirm what my eyes tell me. I don't use them as a...


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[Assistant] End all, be all, they're not, you know, the Bible, they're not, like, I use it to confirm or to see, okay, am I off here? My eyes and the numbers tell me two different stories.


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[Assistant] You wanna, you wanna pair him with another tiny goalie that neither plays defense?


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[Assistant] You wanna trade one guy whose undersized doesn't play defense?


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[Assistant] As soon as the season ends, I'll go in the trade machine, I'll come up with some trades for you.


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[Assistant] Unless they go on some sort of run.


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[Assistant] The Cavs in 2024-2025 will look night and day different. Top to bottom. Top to bottom than they do right now.


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[Assistant] The one that they have to make a true decision on, like a legitimate, it's up to us, not you, is can the two bigs play together?


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[Assistant] And that comes down to can Evan Mobley develop a three point shot? And do you trust that whether it's JB or if it flames out a different head coach?


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[Assistant] And that is a question that whoever is running the Cavs has to answer.


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[Assistant] If Mitchell agrees to come back, everyone on the roster is on the chopping block. Everyone, everyone is gonna go.


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[Assistant] If you tell me you get a guy who plays elite defense from a big man position, who scores 20-21 points on 55% shooting, like. He ain't gotta get 25.


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[Assistant] Jason and I, well, everyone should have watched it. Uh, Jason and I went through and we looked at some tangible fixes the Cavs can make throughout the last three games of the season to try and right the ship. Uh, it starts on defense and on offense. In my opinion, it's all about getting out in transition and letting three balls fly. We also ranked the last 10 NBA champions.


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[Assistant] And Jason tells us why the list we found is way off and is undervaluing that 2016 Cavs team. He also said the 2017 Cavs team that lost to the first year Durant Warriors.


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[Assistant] Was even better than the 2016 team that won it all, and in his opinion is the second best basketball team he's ever seen.


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[Assistant] That's uh, first things first. Shout out to Joy Taylor on that too. Shout out to Nick Rowe, I like Nick Rowe.


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[Assistant] And I've talked to Jason enough now to feel pretty confident in this assessment of LeBron. He ain't doing anything for free.


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[Assistant] He could be 1A or 1B, but for them to win 16 playoff games... If he touches down on the cast with that roster... Well, if you don't give up Mitchell when you put him in there... It's over!


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[Assistant] Just, but why would you dis- Because he, he's not coming for, for nothing. He's not taking the mid-level exception. He's not. How much, how much is a mid-level exception? Like 12?


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[Assistant] Do you know how many times LeBron's had a chance to take a contract like that so they could build teams around him? Well that's why I don't think it's outrageous for the Cavs to draft Ronnie. But to think they're just gonna get him without having to give up something in return.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying it's crazy the Cavs should not look at Broncos.


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[Assistant] There would be no better content on a night at night basis than a daily checking of Lebron and his son, how they do grades every night. That would be views through the absolute roof. Gee, so that's what I'm rooting for. I hope you, I hope you're right. I just don't think it's real.


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[Assistant] And every time LeBron passed to Brawny, or passed to someone else, or passed to Brawny when someone else was open, we talk about that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Is LeBron shunning Max Deuce in the corner for a mid-range jumper for Bronny? By the way, is LeBron feeding his son to try and pad his stats to help make an all-rookie team?


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[Assistant] They got the, uh, Grizzlies tonight. They're 18 and a half point favorites. They're 25 to 1 on the money line to win. The Grizzlies are coming off of back to back. Their entire team's out. If the Cavs don't win this game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he played against the Clippers on Sunday. When was the last time he played? Well, Sunday. Uh, he played Sunday, but he'd been out the last four games before that. The sore big toe. Dean Wade's still trying to come back too, which is a big loss.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then Corey, now you're working with the United Fitness Labs. Make sure you guys check out Corey doing his, uh, his next business venture down there.


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[Assistant] With that, but Cory, I'm curious, when players get drafted, we always hear it's all about fit, and it's all about going to the...


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[Assistant] Hopefully it'll come back in a sec. Yeah, it's always about, you know, a certain fit and going to the right organization. The same player could be super talented in one situation, he succeeds the other situation. It doesn't work out.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like your career would have gone a completely different way if you had been drafted by a different team, maybe to the point where you're still playing in the league today? Like is that as important as it seems to us from the outside looking in that fit and the situation is that important for a rookie's success?


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[Assistant] I just, I just gotta ask this last one and fascinating and appreciate you opening up like this. Did anything kinda go right?


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[Assistant] During your time in Cleveland, it feels like everything that could have gone wrong for you in those two seasons seemed to go wrong, and that's...


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[Assistant] It kind of plays with the track record of how the Browns were between 99 and the last two years, but holy crap man, it feels like everything that didn't go your way, like nothing happened in the right way for you.


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[Assistant] That's, that's crazy Cory. I wanna ask a question that's not necessarily related to your career but obviously you played at the highest level so you have more insight on this than we do but we have discussions about the go and we rank things and we try to have some fun.


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[Assistant] When people ask you who are the best receivers of all time, Corey, in your opinion, as someone who played the position at the highest level, who are the three, four best undisputed guys who not necessarily you modeled your game after, but were the best of the best, the cream of the crop on that Mount Rushmore level of receivers in your opinion?


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[Assistant] That's where the pigs are in the water, right? Isn't that where you can like swim with the pigs?


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[Assistant] Let's face it. He said, and I asked him, and I did a bad job phrasing the question, everything that could have gone wrong for Corey Coleman in a two year stretch with the Browns.


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[Assistant] We do gotta criticize players from time to time. Of course, it's part of the job, we all do. When we do it, when you guys do it, whoever's doing it, just keep it between the lines. Like that's all fair.


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[Assistant] Let's say, should we save the package? Let's save the package for overtime because we'll put it on YouTube, flat out and as it is. So if you want to see the full, we'll just tell you what's going on. And you go with that?


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[Assistant] Let's play the game because we're going to put the full package on YouTube so Rashad who edited it for G gets the full credit.


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[Assistant] You can tell me to cut off my left arm, I choose. The browns lose on a hip drop tackle. That's fine.


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[Assistant] Did I, real quick, did I ever tell you the first time I met G? Did I ever tell you that story?


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[Assistant] So we met at the ABC Tavern in Ohio City, I had, well I was here three days, like I hadn't started working, I had no idea. Geeze, Twitter picture, which I, have you changed yet?


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[Assistant] Tell me the Twitter profile picture of G. Bush, which, just pass this down.


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[Assistant] And I'm the only person in there and I see G walk in. That doesn't scream 64325. You're right. That does not scream 64325.


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[Assistant] Hugh, he's massive. Yes. And it was just me and him, we had a beer, we talked, we talked over it, I showed him the intro, we showed him the set.


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[Assistant] My mind in the last minute of that video is racing with memes.


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[Assistant] Before the stand-up show last year, I told Rashad, I actually ran by some jokes by Rashad. Yea, that's fun. When he gave me the approval to use the one joke that was a little racy, I said I knew okay, if Rashad's cool with it, I can use it on stage.


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[Assistant] Christian Kirksey, Richard Higgins are back in Berea. They're gonna sign one day contracts with the Cleveland Browns to retire as Browns. And Bull, I know this has you hyped up and ready to run through a wall this morning.


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[Assistant] So Brown's voluntary OTAs started on Monday. Yeah. And just like he has been for the last two seasons, Deshaun Watson was back for year three for voluntary workouts for the Cleveland Browns. Here's a video of him walking in. And if you want to play this through tag.


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[Assistant] Back looks happy. No idea how healthy the shoulder is, but Deshaun is in the building.


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[Assistant] How big of a deal is that for the Cleveland Browns to have QB1 in the building for these voluntary OTAs?


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[Assistant] We're going to talk about JOK here in a second. This is something you brought to my attention, Bull, that got brought up inadvertently yesterday. But first, today's episode of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show.


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[Assistant] Well, I went through and I actually looked at the top linebacker contract. Take 173 when you get a chance.


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[Assistant] They don't just separate it into linebackers, it's edge versus linebackers, so this is kind of non 3-4 defensive end linebackers.


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[Assistant] No, but Ro Kwon Smith got 100 million. This is uh, sorted by average annual value. So, you know, Ro Kwon's got 20, Fred Warner 19.


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[Assistant] He's going to probably get in the Milano to Tremaine Edwards category.


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[Assistant] No, it's more than 2 million, but it is 6 and changed.


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[Assistant] To put into context how truly good JOK was last season. In his first two years in the NFL, combined ten tackles for loss. It's just one stat. You can go across the board. This is pretty consistent across. Ten total tackle for losses.


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[Assistant] In 2023 alone, and he sat out one game, 16 games.


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[Assistant] 20 tackles for loss, top three in the NFL with Fred Warner and Roquan Smith.


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[Assistant] Uh, with 137 votes, I will end the poll. It was exactly 90-10, JOK.


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[Assistant] That was a good conversation. Uh, we want to give a shout out to the chat real quick. We have 30 memberships that have been gifted out over today's show. Just want to give some, uh, give some love to the members in here who are donating memberships to other members. Phil Bowman.


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[Assistant] Cody Clark, uh, Cody Clark, some guy named Earl the Pearl, AnQ, and Damien Frederick all gifted five memberships this morning, so shout out.


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[Assistant] But we're gonna do a little change of plans here. We're gonna talk Jerry Judy, then we'll do Cavs after Kyle Krabs. So we'll just get all our brown stuff in first, then we'll talk.


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[Assistant] Draft with Kyle Crabs, Cavs, and Guardians to wrap up the show.


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[Assistant] But before we talk about Jerry Judy and Devonte Smith and how their contracts compare, or in your opinion, don't compare,


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[Assistant] Signed a contract extension yesterday in a similar vein to how the Browns rework.


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[Assistant] Jerry Judy's deal, but you say not so fast. They really are not apples and apples.


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[Assistant] So, Judy got 58 million that included the 50 year option that got picked up, which is the same thing that the Devonta Smith contract included. 41 million guaranteed. Steve, take tag board here to show him. Devonte got 75 million, 51 guaranteed. So, a little more money, but you're paying for a more productive player.


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[Assistant] And with that, we welcome in Kyle Krabs, cohost of the NFL draft podcast on the Lockdown Network.


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[Assistant] To the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show. Kyle, appreciate taking the time to hang out with us today, man.


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[Assistant] Every different outlet had their perfect fits, perfect scenarios. The draft board fell exactly how Team X would want.


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[Assistant] This player will be available and PFF this morning put out their perfect fits for day two for each AFC North. Brown's fit was linebacker, junior Colston from Michigan. Just curious, what do you think about Colston's potential fit with the Cleveland Browns if he was available on day two for Andrew Barry and Company to select?


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[Assistant] I-I'm serious, and Jason, you said you're not sure they're gonna roster four guys from this draft? Like, hell, I think four- the overrunner's three and a half. No, five. I might even take the-


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[Assistant] Open spots for rookies. So if you really like a guy, and you come out of this draft with one guy you really, really like, maybe higher in the second round, and you have to package two, three, and six to move up and get it, so be it.


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[Assistant] That is good. Speaking of not as good.


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[Assistant] The pressure the calves are under and Bull, we're going to let you get your rant off because you missed yesterday's show. But first today's show, the ultimate Cleveland sports show is sponsored.


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[Assistant] What's the first thing you'd do if you had an extra hour in a day? Would you go for a run, take a nap, read a book, show up for a friend? A lot of us spend our lives wishing we had more time. The question is, time for what? If time was unlimited, how would you use it? What's the best way to squeeze that special thing into your schedule?


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[Assistant] They were trying to avoid Philly in Miami, but mainly Philly.


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[Assistant] If you guys want to hear some in-depth real basketball talk and not-


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[Assistant] But we're going to do a little film breakdown on how to stop Paulo Banquero. We're going to do our top 10 players in the series draft. Jason and I are going to look into some keys to the Cavs victory.


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[Assistant] Not a Mitchell is pretty damn healthy against Indiana. Had 10 days off between that game and he'll play again on Saturday.


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[Assistant] I have the Cavs. I'm not sure exactly how many games yet, but I do think, and I said this yesterday, the Cavs have the best player, a better roster, more playoff experience at home court advantage. You have those four things. That's what we say, there's no excuses. I just don't think they have the hard


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[Assistant] He was sick of that no matter. The Nuggets swept the Lakers and every story was LeBron has triple double dot dot dot, but Nuggets win.


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[Assistant] They're 8 and 2 on the road too, which I know is partially who they've played, but still.


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[Assistant] 10 games, 8-2 on the road, it's the best road record in baseball. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Which for, and maybe it's not as big of a deal, but for a rookie manager that feels to me a little extra impressive.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the playing games are tonight on the Western Conference. I want to mention this before we got to some super chats here and wrapped up the show.


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[Assistant] So here's my idea, I think it would make the playing even more fun and just to give everyone a refresher on how the playing rules actually work.


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[Assistant] Seven plays eight. The winner of that game is the seven seed.


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[Assistant] The loser of that game plays the winner of 9-10.


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[Assistant] And then the winner of that second game gets the eight seeds. So very, very basic.


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[Assistant] I think, and maybe not just for the play-in, but for all of playoffs in general,


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[Assistant] Well, Ant was like, you gotta tell him to take it earlier. I was like, well, I can't talk and tell him. And now I don't communicate, take it, it's all good. How much more fun would it be in the playing?


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[Assistant] If 7 just got to pick the team they played, it's one game elimination. 7 gets to pick whatever team they want to play, and if they can pick 8, 9, or 10, done. Whoever's the highest seed that isn't picked,


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[Assistant] Let's say they pick 10, then it'd be 8-9. But I want to spend it the whole playoffs. If you win the one seat in your conference, you should be able to pick whatever team you want to play.


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[Assistant] OKC should have their choice of any other team they want to play in the first round.


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[Assistant] That would eliminate any tanking. Jason, how much trouble would that be in the playoffs?


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[Assistant] If the one seed in the conference gave you a bigger incentive, and it go down, so second seed would get second pick, third, and then four and five would obviously match up. To make the regular season more fun,


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[Assistant] But you can even eliminate the play-in then, just go one through it, and those would be your two teams.


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[Assistant] In the West. In the West. Now in this case, because we're going one through eight, Golden State, Sacramento out. You're probably taking New Orleans, who is the seventh seed. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just saying, I'm going to make that bold claim, Damien James will not win the title as the best player. Alright, we got some super chats to get to today before we wrap up. Our guy Mud says, JOK is amazing, he can track down all the speedy quarterbacks.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mikey McGee says, I'm a theology major. Ask me anything religious. LOL. Not quite sure exactly what that was.


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[Assistant] Uh, Batman says we done with the 90s, hashtag MJ had no left hand, hashtag Goat LeBron.


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[Assistant] Mud also says, whenever Bull and Jason don't think the Browns are the best and making the best move, they are haters. Earl Dodging Jason's question was perfect.


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[Assistant] And our guide Daryl says, Adam the raging bull, Tyvis cover to Powell, Jason Pink Lloyd, Mikey 10 piece McNuggets, great show, UCSS, love you guys. What was Tyvis's nickname?


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[Assistant] Uh, speaking of, you said Dumb and Dumber, that just reminded me, I don't watch SNL anymore, but I saw the clip come across my Twitter timeline, the penis and butt head sketch they did this weekend. Did you guys see that?


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[Assistant] I forget her name but she, it was, it was the second best break I've ever seen from an SNL character during a live sketch.


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[Assistant] But we get now 15, 20 years down the road to get a pretty good idea of what this does positively and negatively. We'll understand where organizations are going to try and tweak this to be able to keep pitchers healthier in a longer duration of time.


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[Assistant] And you're asking opposing hitters to have to be ready for that when he's got the pinpoint control already. It's 20 strikeouts against one walk. And that is going back to 2020 when he won the Cy Young and he was literally dominant for 12 straight starts.


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[Assistant] But goes out and wins, you know, the Cy Young in 2008 goes 22 and 3 ends up getting traded, uh, to Philly and what brought back Carlos Carrasco and a host of other guys.


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[Assistant] He went to driveline, he did the necessary upkeep, he did the maintenance, and he made the adjustments. When you put in, it's like any other walk of life guys, when you put in the work and you know that it's going to augment your talent, boy it's a lot easier going to work and just letting the work kind of speak for you.


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[Assistant] I think you might see that moving forward just because of the dynamic that Austin and Shane have already here in 2024.


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[Assistant] And sometimes it's different. You guys are parents, you think about talking to your kids, you say it 10 times and then someone from the outside comes in, says it once and it clicks. Like, oh, well I've been saying this to you for like 10 years. You have been trying to get you to do it. So I think that was a huge thing from that communication aspect at the end of that hiring process was,


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[Assistant] At the end of the day, when we have our manager step in front of this group, is he going to have the ear of not only the young guys that just got up here, but the guys he was literally teammates or opponents against just a couple years ago?


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[Assistant] He's literally going through game speed reps before batting practice. When he's taking ground balls, he's asking coaches like


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[Assistant] Hit this to me like it's game speed. I need that real time effect to understand.


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[Assistant] The talent is there regardless of physical stature, but to do both sides of it?


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a, you know, people won't believe this, but it wouldn't bother me. I kind of like to see this thing. I think the matter is I would.


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[Assistant] But I don't think I'd have had any problem with that thing. I just, uh, I took the time that I took and it worked for me and, uh, but I like it. The games move along a little bit better and so I like that. But the other rules, you know, I'm not real sure about. They seem to go against the grain.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, I think starters being starters, they're starters for a reason. I think that's the best way to go. Uhm, you have to, uh, obviously you've got your two or three players that, that need, uh, a little bit of playing time to, uh, to stay sharp, but, but, uh,


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[Assistant] About, uh, you know, playing them just to keep them sharp. I could use them to give guys a day off, uh, and to keep them energized.


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[Assistant] And I was of the mind right then and you know, I, my first thought was why the hell is he calling me?


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[Assistant] You just tell, you tell them that they, you know, and they played well, they fought well, you know, all season long. It's such a grind, no matter how good a team you have, no matter how good they are. Uhm, the season is a grind.


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[Assistant] No, I think, no, I think, I think at the, at the time, uh, uh, the, uh, kind of tradition


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[Assistant] They just, they just, they need to keep doing what they're doing and not try to do extra. And that's a hard thing for an athlete, especially when you compete at that level.


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[Assistant] You do what Albert did. You know, people talk about that being a dirty eyewatch on YouTube every now and then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was completely in Albert's corner, still in on that. He did what he was supposed to do. As far as managing Albert, you know,


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[Assistant] And I met with him and I said, I told him, I said, Albert, you, uh, there's no reason for you to use a court batch. You hit the ball farther than anybody. So you don't need that. And the only thing that's going to happen if you get caught, then, uh, then people are going to.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and, and I think there are very few instances nowadays to where a manager can exhibit that he's, he has the players back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was cool. It was cool to be there. I live in Avon Lake, which is the line of Totality, and we had nobody there. Uh, but that was the, that was during Totality. And I probably didn't stand and appreciate it enough because I wanted to run back and get the ballpark.


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[Assistant] View, so, I was in a stairwell outside the press box.


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[Assistant] And it was the perfect spot to see it, but then when it hit totality, I wanted, I wanted that shot, which I probably could have taken a little better. I was kinda rushed, like you see the bottom of the press box there, like, I didn't crop it very well. But it was cool, man. It was a cool sight just to run out there and see that and see the stadium all lit up. It would have been cool if they shut the lights off, I think.


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[Assistant] The, the, uh, the maid of honor from our wedding, her and her husband stayed with us actually, Corey Nicky.


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[Assistant] You gotta put, so the key was to put the filter over your phone.


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[Assistant] That was incredible to be a part of and it was, uh, it was funny because, there you go, that was one of, that was one of Cory's shots who, uh, works with the space program and does all kinds of cool stuff.


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[Assistant] And it was funny because they were still with us. They're leaving this morning. And he's showing me like these pictures from Artemis and he's showing me these pictures of the moon and the earth. I'm like, that's unbelievable you do that. I'm going to go talk about sports now and whether or not like JB Biggerstaff should be fired. So like, we're living in two different worlds here, my man.


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[Assistant] Nobody showed up. Like there was one park for tents and one park for RVs and I went by Sunday night and there was maybe 10 or 12 tents set up and there was like 10 or 12 RVs and they were expecting thousands so I felt bad for the city.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess the forecast for us for the last couple weeks was supposed to be like heavy cloud coverage.


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[Assistant] I guess a lot of people, we were watching the traffic patterns, a lot of people from Michigan to Toledo. Bumper to bumper. Of people headed south to try to get to Toledo to see it, but we just didn't get the people at Avon Lake that we thought we were going to get.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Cleveland knocked out of the park. Which they tend to do with big events. Like people, people can bang on Cleveland, bang on Ohio, and then they get here and they're like, wow.


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[Assistant] I remember the All-Star was here pre-COVID, MLB's All-Star game, and the city just not, and the weather was perfect, and people left raving about what an incredible job the city of Cleveland did hosting it, and Cleveland for its size is pretty good at doing the big events. It was funny with the eclipse though, and like it came right in the middle of game prep.


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[Assistant] So, you know, Tristan McKenzie is out trying to do his bullpen and he said,


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[Assistant] We talked to him after the game. He's like, yeah, you know, I kind of forgot about it because he's getting in game mode. He comes out and he goes, oh yeah, it's the eclipse. He goes, oh my God, it's the eclipse. And so it just caught some of the players off guard with just how incredible it was. I think a lot of people didn't really know what to expect, but a really cool site, really fun day back at it again today at the ballpark against the white side.


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[Assistant] I went, we, the Cavs played a preseason game against the Heat in Rio de Janeiro, Lebron's first year back, 2014. So I took my wife, and we flew through Houston, which was a mistake.


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[Assistant] That's a tactical error. Go through Miami. Because it's closer. Shaves a couple hours off. We went Houston.


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[Assistant] Justin, how's this come together? Do you reach out to them, they reach out to you, do you have other opportunities, or how does it, they contact you and once you find out they're interested, you jump at it, or how did this come together?


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[Assistant] Justin, obviously you've made your mark on special teams. What makes a good special teams player? What do you, what is the, what's the most important part?


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[Assistant] And it's, it's about like Cleveland has never been a free agent destination. We say that in all sports and it's true.


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[Assistant] But one way that you can build yourself into


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[Assistant] Being a free agent destination or at least having the respect to players around the league is to take care of the guys that you have here.


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[Assistant] And by picking up this option you're taking care of Greg because you put him in an uncomfortable position he wasn't used to by putting him in the slot.


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[Assistant] He didn't like it, he's talked openly about why he didn't like it and some of the things about it. But the fact is, you asked him to do something he wasn't comfortable doing, and he did really well at it. So now you reward him and pick up that 5th year option and pay him like a CB2 even if he is CB3 on this team.


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[Assistant] And that'll go a long way with, with guys around the league. If you screw, if you screw your own players, Ward gets around fast. If you take care of your guys, Ward also gets around fast. And I'll compare it to the Nijoku contract, which looked over bloated at the time. Doesn't look so bad now, but at the time when he signed it, we all was like,


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[Assistant] I absolutely believe part of that was Kevin Stefanski telling him when David was asking for a trade and when David was asking out


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[Assistant] It's Stefanski got him back in the boat and I don't know this. Nobody told me this, but I, it makes perfect sense to me that Kevin said, trust me on this and we're going to take care of you. And they did. It's the same thing with new. You could, you could trade them. I agree with you. Like I kind of like cam Mitchell in that slot, but you need to see it again. If you see it again next year and he doesn't get next year.


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[Assistant] Now you can have the conversation about, what do you do with Greg Newsome? Do you need to trade him? But, they picked up Jed Wills for your option. Of course they're gonna pick you up.


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[Assistant] It is an overpay for a slot corner, right? Are we in agreement on that? Yes.


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[Assistant] But this is more than that. There's more to it than just, this isn't a typical slot corner.


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[Assistant] Every time they get hyped up, they put their shoes on the wrong feet, and they throw up all over themselves.


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[Assistant] These guys ain't getting any younger. Miles is in the prime of his career in this make or break year for Deshaun and on and on and on. All the things we've talked about and will continue to talk about from now until September. So the, has he signed with another team by the way? Who? Patrick Pearson? No, he's still a free agent. He's still a free agent? That's interesting to me that he's still out there.