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[Assistant] Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now. And you are?


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[Assistant] They're all lame ass teacher's pets. You know I can hear you. Wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them.


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[Assistant] He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Yo, it's your boy Hakeem, the Black John Mayer. We at the Gleece FTFU pop-up. It's gonna get trippy. Get in.


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[Assistant] We was really killing it on Melrose today. I got pretty drunk. You know, had some beers and shit. But now I'm about to head San Diego and go to the Xavier Wolf show. He's still sleeping. I gotta go wake his ass up. You know, that's my job and shit now. Black John Mayer signing off. Peace.


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[Assistant] Every time you're here, you blow our minds. I'm assuming tonight will be no different. I know nothing of what we're doing right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one second. Thanks for coming with me. It's scary out here. I know they made you. It's still nice that you came.


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[Assistant] We are, aren't we? Well, if you need to pee, let me know. I'll keep lookout for you too.


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[Assistant] I guess so. Carver hit me super hard cause it still hurts like crazy.


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[Assistant] It looked like it. Well thanks, for trying to help. I dunno why people have to be so mean.


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[Assistant] This could have been worse, trust me. I'm lucky to be alive. It's my fault.


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[Assistant] No, it's really not. I would tell you if it was. This happened well after you guys left.


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[Assistant] Lurker snuck up on me while I was hammering something.


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[Assistant] Luckily they took the arm off quick. Saved my life.


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[Assistant] Hello, who are you? This freaks you out.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's Mike. He's kind of a dick when he's tired. But, like I said, he saved my life, so... I put up with that shit. Bill put him to work outside the wall with me.


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[Assistant] Stop with all the sorry. It was my choice. Besides, he said once you were all caught, he'd let me rejoin the group, so I'm glad you're here. I'm just joking. I know. I mean, he did say that, but I'm not happy about it.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, right. Okay, so she's fucking weird. They found her sneaking around outside the camp covered in guts and just like, the grossest shit.


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[Assistant] I know how it must look, but it's really not that bad here. No, I'm serious. Where else are you going to find food like we have? We've got the canned stuff and now with the greenhouses coming along, we've got fresh food. The building's getting more and more secure all the time, mostly through forced labor, but that's only temporary.


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[Assistant] They've even got the solar panels working. When was the last time you had electricity, huh?


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[Assistant] It's not a competition. I'm just saying, it's not as bad as you think. We're building something great here, guys. A real community. Bill is making it happen. Look, I've made mistakes and he's forgiven me.


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[Assistant] But maybe he had his reasons. His reason is he's a crazy piece of shit. Listen, I'm really close to getting let back into the group.


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[Assistant] Once that happens, I can do a lot more to help you guys be more comfortable. Comfortable?


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[Assistant] They're expecting me to keep things in line out here. Well if Carver's such a great guy, I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about.


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[Assistant] We can at least talk about it more in the morning. Just have a quiet night and chat again tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Look, the fact is, Bill had every reason to kill me when I helped you guys. But he didn't.


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[Assistant] Obviously I don't know what happened while you were all gone, but he's given me a second chance, and I know he'd do the same for you.


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[Assistant] He had this water over by the benches. Ah, that didn't go as planned. Should've actually made a plan.


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[Assistant] Just wasn't thinking, there's all kinds of noise, hammering and stuff.


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[Assistant] I saw its shadow. It moved in front of one of our work lamps down here and knocked it over. Couldn't even see for a second. That's when it got me.


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[Assistant] I can't either, honestly, but Mike killed the walker then took off the arm really quick, like he'd done it before. Took him two or three swings, but still alive.


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[Assistant] Hey, Clem, come on. Don't be like that. She ain't doing nothing wrong, Reggie. Just relax. How can I relax when she's walking around touching everything?


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[Assistant] And the girl behind the counter asking my name, so I told her, it's Rajiv. Then I just stood there while a guy yelled, Reggie, for five minutes. And that's when I thought, I should really get out ahead of this.


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[Assistant] Okay, we gotta do a good job, guys. The camp is counting on us. Come on, I'll show you what to do. It's super easy.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we're picking these berries, right? Just pick them, put them in the basket. Simple.


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[Assistant] While you're at it, if you see any dead branches, take those shears and cut them off and stack them neatly for composting. Got it?


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[Assistant] Hey so, is she gonna be okay? Cause what happened down there?


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[Assistant] That was straight fucked up. I don't want her freaking out and getting me in trouble.


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[Assistant] Good, good. Cause I'm awful at that stuff.


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[Assistant] Look, Bill's had it out for me ever since I helped those guys escape, so I gotta concentrate on my work.


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[Assistant] That was awkward. I won't do that again. I'm gonna go work now.


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[Assistant] Hey mate, listen, I am stuck in the worst traffic. Is there any way you could help me get to work? Life saver. Thanks mate. Alright, bye.


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[Assistant] Wait, hang on. Is what I think is happening? Is it happening?


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[Assistant] I do think that they wanted to have a flurry of activity at the beginning to demonstrate that Trump is what he said he was. He's not going to wait. He's not going to take his time. He knows what to do and he's going to fix everything. He's going to set the world right immediately.


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[Assistant] The threat that Bannon sees post 9-11 of the Judeo-Christian West is that radical Islamic theology, uh, is metastasizing into more mainstream Islamic communities.


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[Assistant] Meaning he would kind of say whatever came to mind. Uh, he thought of himself, and I think he was in many ways a real truth teller. We'd been drinking. We'd had like a couple beers. Sex and gambling.


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[Assistant] Bannon is very, very into the inner workings of power in Washington DC. You can see that the website starts to push political narratives that are DC-centric a lot more than it probably would have if Andrew had been alive.


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[Assistant] So Breitbart, Palin, uh, Trump, all are sort of anti-establishment figures. And I think that that appeals to Bannon. It's more about destroying enemies. And that's where he and Trump, I think, really meet. I think they're very much into destroying enemies.


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[Assistant] The reason that I quit Breitbart is because they were working so closely with Trump. When a news outlet decides that it is more important to maintain close ties with a particular candidate or politician than it is to maintain the, the integrity of their journalists, that's no longer a journalistic organization, it is now a propaganda platform.


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[Assistant] I believe the world and particularly the Judeo-Christian West, uh, is in a crisis.


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[Assistant] Ultimate Cleveland sports show. You ever have a great opportunity to be talking about stuff that was really cool and then you can't say it on air. I just had one of the I just had one of the funniest conversations I've ever had in my life.


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[Assistant] Earl did too much. Uh, we got Anthony. That is not McNuggets in here. Can you think McNuggets can grow a beard? No.


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[Assistant] If you let it ride and get to salt and pepper, that's how, if you get, listen, I would take Stefanski's facial hair and tape it on mine.


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[Assistant] Let's go, let's get to the intro. Hey man, shout out to Anthony. You're running the show today. McNuggets is somewhere, I don't know where he's doing, but. He's swamped. He got a bunch of stuff he's cutting up and all that upstairs. We gonna hold it down for him. Coming up, we gonna talk a little.


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[Assistant] Hey, we gonna get into this Nick Chubb thing. We've been talking about running backs for a long time. Uhm, and basically, you know, it's a lot of running backs on the streets, a lot of running backs trying to get that money right now. However, we asked a question and Jason already knows what his answer is. Is Nick Chubb


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[Assistant] The exception, right? Uhm, you know, he was actually there as well. I don't know how this worked out. I'm interested in delving into this. Is he like Saquon Barkley's new agent or something?


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[Assistant] Uh, because obviously he was on the call or he was with him during the time when he got his little one year extension. So does that mean running backs are now sticking together? They got their own union. We'll dive into what's going on with the running back room and the running back classes. So also Zach Jackson, Jason Lloyd, partner in crime will be


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[Assistant] Uh, from training camp in West Virginia, Jason, you gotta ask him, you know, uh, you gotta get him to say something. You know, Zach, Zach, say something that, you know, you're like, well, guys, I'm not gonna say much, but I like Zach Jackson. I like what I'm leaving.


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[Assistant] 32 and 32? What will, what impact will Jordan Aikens have on this year? Now this is, uh, this Earl's boy. He loves this. He loves this. He does love him. He loves him. He better, like, he has him playing better than Joku and Harrison Bryan together.


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[Assistant] So we'll see what's up with Jordan Jenkins. We'll talk about that. Uh, and then there's a, this is a what if Steve Becker special. This is kind of fun. Uhm, I think it's a good topic though. What if Modell,


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[Assistant] Never moved the team from Baltimore, and what if Elway hadn't, uh, led the Broncos to the Drive in A&C Championship game? Uhm, we'll talk about that, you know, kind of the alternate universe, uhm.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then we'll do some graphics about some of the guys that, uh, that we think can be, uh, available.


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[Assistant] Jason will just rattle them off and then we'll just tell you, uh, yes or no. Cause we don't, we ain't got no names.


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[Assistant] Like he has to, if he comes and he says he has, say he has 1,700, that's


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[Assistant] Or the Browns are the greatest show of turf or grass or whatever. 1600, are you still winning? I don't know, like, is he breaking three long runs a game?


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[Assistant] Under what scenario do you think Nick Chubb would actually say, no give me every penny and hit the market? Nothing to me seems like.


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[Assistant] Can we get a quick poll that would say if the Browns moved off of Dick Chubb for Jesuit wills?


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[Assistant] I think, I think when Bernie left, people had, uh, you know, they lost their mind, but I literally think that the PR


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[Assistant] They gon' be mad. They gon' be, they, they, listen. That's crazy. It's because we ain't seen 14 or 1500 like that consistently. So we like, well, we ain't seen it before him. So I can't even imagine just jumping into another running back and he gon' get that.


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[Assistant] Let's play this little mind game here a little bit. Let's just go ahead and just do fairy tales, right? So say for instance,


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[Assistant] They, they, you know, Big Chub gets his 14, 15, whatever we talking about this year. 2024 he comes around, he's a free agent, they don't resign him.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I, like I said, if, if, if everything is equal and you can get a running back that was great, it shouldn't matter. Well, look, let them go to Buffalo. So you can have Josh Allen.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we right back man. Right back, we right back at you. We gotta get Zack Jackson on because I'ma tell you what.


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[Assistant] Uhm, any room for saying that Nick Chubb is the exception to the rule. Uhm, the rule is you cannot allocate that many resources to running back his contracts up in 2024.


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[Assistant] Uhm, are you out of the thought that he's, he has a different, uh, you know, set of rules because of what he means to the organization or he, they're just going to play it by the book and say, we can go get another running back for what he's doing.


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[Assistant] You know, Zach, I had to clear my throat right there because if they don't get out to a good start, they're going to be in trouble. I'm talking about regular season.


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[Assistant] He already came out, I think, and said that they're really not going to play.


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[Assistant] Are you worried about not being able to see, you know, the, the Sean Watson, the offense guys getting real live reps and going into right off the bat AFC North games that really count the first three games or four games in a year?


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[Assistant] It's terrible. It's whole, that's so trash. Get your people together type. That's not a good look.


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[Assistant] You keep saying these D- Zach, you keep talking about the D-line. Uhm, I'm actually super excited to see the D-line.


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[Assistant] Uhm, especially when, you know, the guys are lined up with a wide alignment and I'm just feeling like...


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[Assistant] You know, if you got Miles Garrett outside of a tight end, there's nothing that tight end can do with him. It just seems like you could be much more disruptive. Um, J.O.K. even talked about, um, in his, I guess in his interview saying that it just feels good that Jim Schwartz lets him be.


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[Assistant] That, that's just, to me, that's one of the main things I'm looking forward to coming up here next season.


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[Assistant] What does that mean for J'King Grant? Is he a guy that they, you know, guy last year he had the injury?


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[Assistant] He has some speed, but do they see him more as a pump return guy? And if so, does that mean that he may get some reps because of, uh, you know, just guys like Schwarz being out and Goodwin being out?


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[Assistant] Good night. Well, one area I do think, I think the offensive line is deep. I think the offensive line has


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[Assistant] They may have a little bit of an issue, given the fact that, you know, they did give Conklin the money, Jedrick Willis was in the fifth year, but they brought in two guys, a guy that was starting last year at the beginning of training camp, Nick Harris.


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[Assistant] He gets hurt, hoaches comes in, they give him the money. What does the offensive line look like? Are they, can Nick Harris possibly play guard or, or is he going to be a casualty of, hey man, you just got hurt and you got your position taken? Cause they did draft a kid from Ohio State Whippler as well. So what are you, what are your thoughts on the offensive line?


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[Assistant] Zach, we appreciate you. We'll look to have you on throughout the season and make sure you keep Jason out of trouble, man. Don't have him running around in the hills trying to look for trouble. Just tell him, and keep the golf cart together, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Sorry buddy, you know, see you in the morning, bright and early. Zach Jackson making his UCSS debut. Uh, Anthony, what we got coming up next?


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[Assistant] Definitely make sure you guys check that out. Hit that A. And you know what? Uh, we got memberships as well. $1.99, $4.99 tier as well. You don't want to be involved in that. We got all the post-game shows coming up as well. And if you just, you know, everybody know, you might not have


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[Assistant] Threatens. Threats. Uhm, what we going now? What we doing? Oh, we have our 32 and 32 and 32 Jordan Aikens. You know what? We just talked about Jordan Aikens. Uhm, and you know, Zach talked about him being a probable upgrade. Uhm, I think Tyvis, a lot of people, um, feel like because, you know, they got Deshaun Watson that you're not going to be running the ball.


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[Assistant] I disagree. You're gonna see shotgun with two tight ends. Shotgun with two or three tight ends. And they still run the same concept out of that. And when you're doing that, you got a guy like Jordan Enkins, who I think is an upgrade. What are your thoughts on him possibly being, you know, a really bigger part that people give him credit for?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like the fact that if you got two receiving tight ends, uhm, I like the fact that you can mold and move your office a little bit.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't need four or five receivers to still run some of those same concepts.


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[Assistant] Especially if you got an athletic side in like, in Joku and Aikens.


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[Assistant] You can isolate linebackers, you can isolate safeties, and you know, you can play ball that way. Uhm, I like to be versatile in my threats downfield. And I think when you've got two tight ends like that, you still have a threat to run the football, you still can be physical, but you still can throw the football, so.


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[Assistant] You know, I look at the, the offense and if, say for instance, Marquis Goodwin is not a part of the offense because he's out for the season or out for a sustained period of time.


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[Assistant] You can still run some of your concepts and you can still have deep threats, but you just have to threaten the field.


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[Assistant] From different perspectives. Maybe that's in the scene with tight ends or in the scene with, um, you know, uh, Elijah Moore.


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[Assistant] Those are things that you can do. Uhm, but I do think Akins is going to play a major part in this offense. I think he's going to be the second tight end. I think that they're going to have, he's going to be a guy on the goal line where we're going to see some exotic packages on the goal line. He'll be a part of them.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and it's just another, another place where you can get athleticism and keep guys, uh, honest in the red zone. Now I will say this, uhm, I did not, I thought Zach Jackson was, he,


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[Assistant] He hit the nail on the head when he was like, the Marquis Goodwin thing, that kind of hurts. I mean, because that's a...


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[Assistant] We saw him catch a couple of balls at OTA for touchdowns. Uhm, and that's one of the things the Browns have always been wanting. That's why they went out and got, uh, shorts. Uhm, and, you know, he's not playing. He has an opportunity to come back. I think he has a hamstring or something, but...


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[Assistant] Man, I just, it's something that irks me. It gets inside of my spine and I, it just, my legs get numb. I just hate seeing DBs do this.


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[Assistant] And the ball go over their head and they put their heads down and start flailing like little kids trying to tag them. Bro, bro, that was your man. We see it because you got the little kid arms.


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[Assistant] He just, he hit him like the, he was like, oh yeaah, I'm in position. I'm just looking at it. I'm like.


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[Assistant] I'm going to tell you this, and this is the thing that I want to preface this. When you look at Jim Schwartz defenses, the one thing that you're going to do is you will get angry. The whole goal is to get these guys to get pressure on the quarterback with four.


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[Assistant] You're gonna see a lot of times people catch the ball and it'll be like five yards. They're gonna give you cushion.


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[Assistant] It could be, it could be, I was looking at the Eagles, some of the Eagles people was talking about it. It's like yeaah. Uhm, go back and watch some of them games. It looks beautiful when people was getting home.


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[Assistant] It just seems sometimes when I watch R-Secondary, that do they take enough chances? Like is a DB you gon- sometimes-


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[Assistant] It better not be the answer. Can you, like, what if you're trying to jump something? They'd be like, ah, no, I've seen that. Like, it just seems like our guys are super uber. They're like, I'm not trying to get beat. I'm a rallying tackle.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm interested to see what this is. Anthony, what we got going on?


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[Assistant] Listen, I think, I think the catalyst when Art Modell moved, I think he changed his mindset on a lot of different things.


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[Assistant] If you, if you're here, you're invested.


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[Assistant] You have more time to say, okay, let's see this through a little more. I mean, because think about it. You had already got rid of Kozar. You had already got, you've already given the keys to Bill. And Bill, when you look at the staff he had, you know, put together, I mean, he had one of the best staff of young coaches to ever be assembled. And if you look at it and you say, give it, give it a couple


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[Assistant] So, I, I, the question is, I guess what we extrapolate is, do you think they would have been more successful? Say it again? If you, if you, you give them time, they never leave.


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[Assistant] Do you think they get, cause the question is, do they go get over the hump at some point?


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[Assistant] And Ozzy, so I look at it, Ozzy was pretty much the, he was the guy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if Bill is still here, who was the gym when Bill was here?


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[Assistant] Because Bill eventually got to the point where he had developed to the point where he was the general manager.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the de facto general manager, the de facto head coach, the de facto defensive coordinator. I don't know if he would have had those same aspirations in Cleveland. Do you think eventually he would have said, this was always, always on his career path that he wanted to do to control the player?


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[Assistant] I can see, I honestly, people say all the time, I can see why Art Modele left. I can.


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[Assistant] If I come in, right, and they say, Gee Bush, you know what? We're doing negotiations with shoe contracts.


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[Assistant] And they said, listen, we're going to take care of Tyvis and we're going to take care of Jason. So Jason get the Balenciaga deal and then Tyvis.


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[Assistant] He comes in, and he gets a Tom Ford deal. I'm like, oh, they doing a designer.


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[Assistant] Then they come up and say, yo, uh, and they say, just hold on.


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[Assistant] And then Art Modell is sitting there and he said, now look, at the time, if you think about it, if you flip it, the guardians had never gave you nothing in terms of


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[Assistant] And then he's left holding the bag. It gets to be about 95. No, no, no, no, this is still, this is, this is still NFL. The Browns at that time.


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[Assistant] I would say, you correct me if I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] I remember- I remember Michael White trying to stir up like-


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[Assistant] It was weird, cause he was like putting the collection plate out, like he was doing weird stuff.


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[Assistant] And to, to what Jason was saying earlier, in 95, you know, that has started.


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[Assistant] They, uhm, they started off that year well. I think they had, they started off like 4-1 or something, like they started off really good. News broke.


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[Assistant] And to, and to educate them a little bit so that it makes sense, uh, what, what Jason's saying is art model.


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[Assistant] So the Indians did leave, gun came back, and now...


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[Assistant] The only one left without a chair in this musical chairs is the Browns. And they got the good deals. And by the way, the people was burned out and we not giving you no more tax money.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, so, we, we didn't even, Anthony, we didn't even get to the, what if, uh, what


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[Assistant] I'm convinced any move that the Guardians would possibly make.


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[Assistant] Absolutely makes no sense. Uhm, you can't trade Bieber, that moves off the table.


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[Assistant] Uhm, are you close enough that you can go out and get a significant bat or a significant arm to put you over the top? No, I believe there's nobody out there like that on the market.


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[Assistant] Do you wanna give up some of your guys that are, uh, your top pitching prospects, Allen, Bybee, uh, Williams? No, you're not gonna give those guys up. Uhm, and you don't have enough places right now.


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[Assistant] I don't think. I'm just chalking up. Y'all didn't play well this year. I'll catch you.


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[Assistant] She's just not that into you. You keep asking this girl, over and over over, you want to go on a date, and she says yes. And then she finds something that she has to do. Oh, my mom told me I wanted to, uh, we're all supposed to mow the lawn. Oh, well, you know what? I was supposed to help my friend get a wedding dress. You be like, hold on.


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[Assistant] I'm just asking myself. The reality of the situation is Oscar Gonzalez is waiting down there and Tito keep telling him, I was going to bring you up, but Will Brinson asked me out first. So, like, so- Wait, Will Brinson?


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[Assistant] What would you, what would you say, what would you say, uh, on the field, uh, uh, premier positions? Like,


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[Assistant] Third base. Like, to me, it's like shortstop and center field, right?


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[Assistant] Like, okay, you, like, you need, like, a wing, like you say, a wing defender in basketball. That's a 3D guy linked to play defense.


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[Assistant] So if you look at it, if you say catch your shortstop.


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[Assistant] And so when I look at those, those positions, you look at some of the greats, like, uh, you know, guys that are like griffy or you got guys like A-Rod or Shortstop.


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[Assistant] Rosario, you got a shortstop. I need my shortstop to be premier. I need him to hit.


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[Assistant] They are watchable and I like because they're watchable because they're a likeable group of guys. We like going to the ballpark.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but for any serious baseball guy, if you talk to him,


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[Assistant] They, they know they don't have a shot at constituting and, and I don't know if it's so, do you think that's their philosophy?


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[Assistant] Or it's just they have swung and missed on some of the people that they thought were going to upgrade.


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[Assistant] You know, he has decent power, I'll take that. Uhm, actually be truthful, I need an outfielder. I don't like that.


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[Assistant] Never, never trust something that will eat its own kind.


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[Assistant] We have, we have shout out to my brother, uh, uh, brother Jason for coming forward and stepping forward talking for his community. Well, I walked in and said, are we doing the Oreo today or what?


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[Assistant] You can get eight two sharks. They don't, they don't communicate via the internet. Like let them slide.


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[Assistant] Alright, well until we can get back to that, make sure you go check them out. Give them like, I'll be in the comment section over to look at checking y'all out. Make sure you check it at UCSS. Subscribe to that so you can get that on when they come out.


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[Assistant] In overtime, do we have a great topic? Are we doing fan questions or what are we doing in overtime?


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[Assistant] Ty, you're gonna love this. No, no I'm not. Everybody's gonna love it. No I'm not. And then top five is related to Shark Week this week with the special number one. Uh, but before we get into all of that guys, we're gonna start our first topic off today. Do you think Nick Chubb is the exception to the you can't pay a running back rule?


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[Assistant] Yeah, before we get to Zack Jackson though, I just want to remind everybody, one second.


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[Assistant] That if you're not a member of the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show, then you should be. Cause we're gonna do some over times today. You can text our number and get updates from us all the time. Some, Mike, Jason, they usually text during games. I'm sure we're probably gonna do something for the Browns. You get new emojis. I believe there's a new McNuggets emoji in there today.


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[Assistant] I don't remember what it's called off the top of my head, but if we get a couple more members, Earl and I are gonna get in there, so we're trying to get in there. Uh, and you can gift memberships too. Uh, if you have somebody in the chat that you really want to gift a membership, you can gift them a membership, be a kind soul. And yeah, we're gonna get Zach Jackson ready here. Gee, I'll take it away in a second.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I just wanna let you guys know that, uh, we're almost to 25,000 subscribers, which is a pretty huge milestone for UCSS. So I'd just like to remind everybody to be subscribers. You can, uh, get notifications when we go live for everything. We have Behind the Glass. We've got the live shows. We got post shows coming.


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[Assistant] So if you are subscribed to the channel, you'll get those notifications and it's a great benefit to have.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so you can check that out tonight at 7.15 for Behind the Glass right here on UCSS. And now, we're gonna get into...


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[Assistant] What if, so guys, our first what if question today brought to you by Steve Becker, thanks for the ideas, is what if Art Modell never moved the Browns?


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[Assistant] So guys, we got a poll out here for who we thought in the production team were going to be the top four, uh, targets for the guardians. And we wanted to see what the people thought about and who they wanted the most. Out of Lars Newtbar, Mark Mc... Mc... Mark Kinnon, and Taylor Ward. Mark Kanna.


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[Assistant] What was that? Mark Kanna. Yeaah. The headphone echo is really killing me back here. Ryan, Ryan McMahon ran, uh, won with 40% from the Rockies.


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[Assistant] Alright, so guys, we got 10 minutes left. Do you guys want to do final takes or do you guys want to hear some shark facts? Shark facts! Alright, so Steve, you want to take, uh, top 5 here. We'll get this started. This is my top 5 most terrifying sharks. It's Shark Week. I did some research for about 15 minutes this morning. So, uh, we'll take them here. Top 5.


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[Assistant] I put as much effort into this top 5 as Tyvis did into his swing.


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[Assistant] Alright, so number four is a shark I'd never heard of before till today. It's called the Megamouth shark. It's not terrifying in practice, but it looks really creepy. Uh, it can grow up to about 23 feet long, get 2, 2,700 pounds. Uh, it eats mostly plankton, but it still also lives, uh, very close to the coast. So if you run into one of those, I'm running.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's terrifying. Yeah, this thing is horrifying. Number one is might be the scariest on this list. Hammerhead.


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[Assistant] Uh, that was it for me. We're gonna have, uh, we have no guests tomorrow, but we're gonna preview our post-game, uh, show panel tomorrow. We got G, Mike, and Earl out there with me producing, and then tonight we've got Behind the Glass at 7.15. You can come check out Mike Earl and I live on the UCSS, and we're gonna talk about some contracts to the NFL.


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[Assistant] It's America first, in the most literal sense that it's the country's responsibility to look out for ourselves. And the best way to look out for ourselves is to be, if necessary, hostile to other countries.


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[Assistant] Stephen Miller quickly becomes a go-between. Miller is setting up happy hour meetings between Breitbart staffers and the staffers in Sessions' office. And Breitbart really elevates Sessions with its coverage. He becomes a kind of standard-bearer for this part of the far right.


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[Assistant] The first Travelman on January 27th, it was a political document, not a legal document, written to send a message.


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[Assistant] We tried to warn another boy. I said, are you these brain gonna get cut out? Run your ass out of there! But them boy with me no understand. They like Spanish or something. So me the only one for escape. Then that machine come after me and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. You make me headspin, you know?


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[Assistant] It's about a crazy world, nah?


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[Assistant] For me, see that ninja. Me never think I've been this kind of life.


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[Assistant] It uses a hybrid lace ramjet engine I designed. Well, are you in a hurry or not?


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[Assistant] He had it rough and he hurt a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I tried to help, uhm, a couple times with his audition, but he got very defensive.


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[Assistant] Oh, he has one character. Guy who doesn't want to get a divorce.


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[Assistant] Friday! Here we are! Not just any Friday, the Friday before Browns camp. We made it to the season. We're officially through the dead part of the year. The rookies are in.


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[Assistant] The structure of camp this year, the fact that it's off-site, good idea, bad idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the beginning of it is offsite. We'll go through that. Also, the Guardians return home tonight. They take on the Phillies. Gavin Williams is throwing. I can't wait to be there.


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[Assistant] I've got to see this kid throw again. I saw him throw a bullpen in spring training and was blown away by his stuff.


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[Assistant] Top 5 ultimate new alternate uniforms.


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[Assistant] We'll find out. I wasn't here, I mean I was here the day we showed that commercial that...


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[Assistant] So anything you get, you wanna get off your chest, drive to work this morning, shout out to the butcher, what do you got?


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[Assistant] Uh, did you see him here when he was progressive? Yes. Yes. I was at that show. Yeah. Oh, he's the only time I've seen him. He's one of my all time favorite. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No. Stop. Uh, quit. I would say no also, but I would say she's the biggest solo female ever.


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[Assistant] Female artist ever. Yeaah. It's funny that you asked that question. It's like crazy. We had that conversation in the newsroom a couple of weeks ago. I have never seen


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[Assistant] A passion and fever around a concert tour like I've seen for her. It's insane. But I've never seen an album release and all the buzz around it and all the successful music generational changing hits like I did off Michael Jackson's Thriller.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, it's really crazy, but yeah, the Michael Jackson phenomenon is something that I'm really glad that I got to live through. I was 18 when Thriller was released.


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[Assistant] Taylor Swift currently has something, she's doing something right now that's never been done before. Listen to this. She has four of the top ten albums.


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[Assistant] It is. I heard a rumor, I hesitate to repeat this because I don't know if it's true or not. She came from means. Her, her, her, although she portrays herself as a, you know, poor farm girl.


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[Assistant] The rumor is that when she made her first album, her parents bought enough to make it go platinum.


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[Assistant] She is. Yeaah. She's an incredible music phenomenon for sure. Enough with the Taylor Swift talk.


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[Assistant] Oh, so the other stream doesn't allow like ad reads. Exactly.


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[Assistant] And let's thank our audience for sticking with us because we know that our audience is dying for Brown's content and mostly Brown's content. Oh, by the way, I feel like I need to tell


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[Assistant] But I'm sorry. Yeaah. I mean, this is a re- Folks?


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[Assistant] And there is one franchise in this city that has reached the ultimate bar of success, that being the Cavaliers. Then there is another franchise in this city that has consistently reached one of the yardsticks for success, and that is making postseason play.


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[Assistant] So you know what? It goes back to what I said. When you accept mediocrity, you deserve mediocrity. Yes.


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[Assistant] All right, enough of that. Camp opens today. Here's a question that we're going to use as our jumping off point. Which player has the most approved this training camp for the Browns?


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[Assistant] He's in, he's been in the upper half of tight end.


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[Assistant] I agree with that. He was the first guy that came into my mind after we moved the assignment to anybody but Deshaun Watson. Right. Couple other names that popped into my head. You might both look at me like I'm crazy here, but Denzel Ward's been a little off.


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[Assistant] That when he was in that Ohio State program, there was no tolerance for no slacking. Zero. None.


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[Assistant] The statement, the mission statement every year was very clear. We're winning the chip.


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[Assistant] That's what we're about here at Ohio State. And then you said steel sharpens steel. They all make each other better. And I'm sure


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[Assistant] He's probably seen a difference in some of the locker rooms that he played in in the NFL. Some tolerated nonsense, some did not.


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[Assistant] I love that steel sharpened steel comment because it's obvious the culture in Cleveland is not the culture in Columbus.


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[Assistant] Even though he was drafted. Like if he has another year like that, it won't be good, but I think it would be good enough for another year. Because again, it's just like the Jed Wills thing.


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[Assistant] He missed a lot of kicks. Wait, even year two?


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[Assistant] And I know that, I know you could say, well, after they made the playoffs, you know, you want them to continue that success. But there are, I can think of front office wise, if this, if this doesn't work, if, if they end up.


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[Assistant] And I think Stefanski could be in big trouble. I think Andrew Berry could be in trouble.


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[Assistant] I think at some point they have to look long and hard whether or not Paul DiPodesta should hold the keys to this franchise.


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[Assistant] This franchise is damn near taking, almost erasing the whole thing and starting over.


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[Assistant] Boy, it's not a great time to make an all-in move in the AFC. It's tricky. It's very tricky. And I didn't even mention the Chargers. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I know, who I think despite the fact they've got a lot of talent, I think their coach has really kept them from doing, you know, his, his idea of the tie game.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that kept him out of the playoffs two years ago. Last year, didn't they blow the big lead to Jacksonville? Huge. I mean, to me, I know he's considered one of the bright young coaches and I know he's got ties here to Northeast Ohio. I'm shocked he's still employed by the Chargers.


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[Assistant] No, I agree with you. I agree with you. When they take the field in September for the first game, I want there to be rapport. I want there to be a track record of success, even if it isn't in the preseason. I want them to not look like it's a dress rehearsal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that this is the year, if there's ever been a year, that you blow up this idea that they play very, very little. That's become the trend, especially now that it's down to just three games. Blow that up. They're blowing something else up. And I want to see if you guys like this. They're blowing up the idea of training the entire training camp at home.


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[Assistant] This year for the first time, and I can't remember when the last time was that the Browns took their camp out of Cuyahoga County.


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[Assistant] Or out of the Northeast Ohio area. I, in my lifetime, I don't know that it's, I don't know that it's ever happened. I don't know. If, if, if we have a viewer out there that wants to look it up or Mikey, you, but I can't remember a time when the Browns took their training camp.


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[Assistant] Out of state. Right. And this year they're doing that. They're going down to Greenbrier. It's a beautiful resort down there in West Virginia. But don't make plans to go because fans aren't welcome. Closed environment.


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[Assistant] I think it is, uhm, I'm gonna echo everything you guys said and I'm gonna throw a lot more onto it. I love the idea, I think it's the best idea this franchise has come up with in the last couple of years. And here's why. The location was key. Edinburgh wasn't glamorous, it was gritty.


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[Assistant] And Tony Dungy liked the idea that it was home. The players could sleep in their own beds.


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[Assistant] Then they decided, I think wisely, let's move this thing.


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[Assistant] And the media bitched and moaned because, you know, we had to go to Orlando for 10 days or whatever and we weren't in our own beds. But when John Gruden came in,


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[Assistant] There was team building that was taking place that I was quite frankly surprised to see because Tony Dungy was a beloved head coach. You talked, when the, when the Bucks fired Tony Dungy, it felt like


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[Assistant] But when they were in Disney, they became one. They rallied around the concept of team.


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[Assistant] John was a much different leader. He was a rah rah, slap you on the ass and tell you to get your act together, where Tony was just a quiet whistleblower. You know, he never, he stood in the background and it was no, no, you know, he never swore.


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[Assistant] And so I think that this team, for whatever reason, I'm not going to point fingers at any players, I'm not going to say it's a lack of leadership, for whatever reason, the culture here has been toxic since the return.


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[Assistant] I mean, with a few exceptions, you know, they had the playoff season, uh, in, in 2020 or it was 20, 2020 they made the playoff.


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[Assistant] They had the playoff season, but none of this success was sustained. And what really led to sort of the spiral, the downward spiral of that 21 team was


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[Assistant] Bitching inside the team. You know, you had the Odell and the Baker thing. And I think when the final history book is written on the early 2020s, that's going to be what, well, that was, that was the crashing point.


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[Assistant] So I love this idea. They're all gonna go together. You know what they're gonna do? And I joked about this on the show, and I think somebody that had the itinerary, maybe it was Jason, said, yep, you're absolutely right. That's what they're gonna do. They're gonna go bowling one night. They're gonna go to a movie one night.


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[Assistant] They're probably gonna go and play laser tag or capture the flag. They're gonna do team bonding outside of football activities. Right. And they're gonna, if they don't already, really get to know one another.


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[Assistant] You know, I've never been a part of a team that's gone away for a period of time to do that, but I know people that have and they all say, like you said, you grow together as you grow up.


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[Assistant] And I love the idea, like you said, it might work, it might not, but I think there's a really good chance that it will. And we know this, what they had been doing was not working.


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[Assistant] And I think it's a brilliant move by whoever, if it was Stefanski's idea, Andrew Berry, I don't know who came up with the idea, but they deserve a lot of credit. And I think it's going, I think we're going to see a different chemistry and a different culture in this team.


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[Assistant] Professor running the offense, you want, you want this kind of mad genius running the offense, and I think Stefanski fits that bill. You want the drill sergeant running the defense, and you kind of want that maniac running the specialty. And I think they've got him.


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[Assistant] But I think right now the way the coaching staff is constructed, I think it's kind of out of central casting.


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[Assistant] How about that? You know what? There's no contrast. There's no white to make the play. Like if you're a quarterback and you're looking for a white jersey, it's easier to spot. But if not a white jersey, a white pair of pants, a white helmet, like that's just blah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that whole look right there is clean. Sharp. Nice. Were those white pants or were those


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[Assistant] That all the models in these are svelte skills players. Why don't they put a big 330 pounder in there to show off these new uniforms?


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[Assistant] But now you turn on commercials and you see all of LA commercials and you see some biggins in there.


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[Assistant] God, I got to tell you that I, I hadn't seen that exact picture yet. That just looks bad. It makes you want to say.


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[Assistant] Stayed in the same hotel as I did. Stayed in the room. We were obviously different beds, but when I woke up in the morning, I'm gonna make that clear. When I woke up in the morning, I go Mark.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, that was good. I liked that. I liked all those uniforms. They're all good. Uhm, but we're gonna transition now to, uh, to a


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[Assistant] Right. That's shot number one across the bow. But here's my interpretation of that. My interpretation of that is he has dictated where he's played for a lot of years and it hasn't worked. Maybe that tweet, Mike, is saying maybe it's time that I


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[Assistant] Let someone else figure out where I'm gonna play instead of myself. And if that means that I have to get comfortable being uncomfortable, then I'm ready for it if that's what we have to do to win. That's what I thought that could have meant.


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[Assistant] Well I know it would be a clear departure from James Harden, but the tweet is basically saying


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[Assistant] What I've been doing hasn't worked, so I've got to try something else. That's, that's just how I read it.


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[Assistant] I've got 19 people. I wrote 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. I only wrote down 8 names and they're probably going to be off the


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[Assistant] And a violation of man code and teammates everywhere.


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[Assistant] Uh, then what Delante West did or allegedly.


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[Assistant] Cause I, there was somebody that I knew that I was trying to help who was living a horrible life on the streets and, and.


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[Assistant] The line was, we do what we want, and I am where I want to be. Yes. It may not be your idea of normal, but it's where I want to be. In their head is different. I don't need help. In their head is different. And that's Juante West. I hope he gets, you know, I hope he, I hope...


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[Assistant] He's in a good place, that's all. But, but he's my number one worst teammate.


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[Assistant] I mean, that, that's why he was number two on my list. And I took a decided Cleveland bent with my picks. I've got four of my eight guys playing here.


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[Assistant] And when Manning was rehabbing his back, he had to stay home and of course Dennis was traveling with the team.


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[Assistant] Bowls up again, by the way, with his second pick. By the way, I couldn't put Rick Manning on my list. I thought about it. He was my all-time favorite baseball player. All time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I just, I loved the way he played the game. He was a fantastic center fielder. He ran.


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[Assistant] He went to Vegas before the Steelers game.


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[Assistant] And by the way, he was the Heisman Trophy winner. His face was, especially the casino, was loaded with sports fans. And I can't remember what his alias was. I did think his alias was funny. If you want to Google Johnny Manziel alias in Vegas.


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[Assistant] I was alive and it was at the Olympic trials. It was the Olympic trials, right? And, and, and to make. Why? Tonya Harding was on the outside looking in and she felt like I'm from a trailer park in Oregon. I'm never going to get this spot to a beautiful girl from Boston. So she hired this.


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[Assistant] No, so Cory and Marquise Goodwin were never teammates.


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[Assistant] Team player when he was on the floor. In fact, some would say he was the ultimate team player because all he wanted to do was get rebounds. That was it. Right. And that's dirty work and nobody loves to do that.


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[Assistant] But he was disruptive, famously the story about the time off in Vegas where he just left the team and.


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[Assistant] There's that, but there are other episodes as well where he, where his actions were constantly a disruption to the team that he played for. Whether it was the Pistons, the Spurs, or the Bulls, it was a consistent theme throughout his career where Dennis, off the court, always put Dennis first.


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[Assistant] And many times it was at the, at the peril of his team. And so for that, he's my second pick in the worst teammates ever draft.


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[Assistant] Good choice. Another guy that I felt was extremely disruptive both on the field and off it. You guys remember when he left San Francisco?


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[Assistant] People forgot about that. No, I know. I haven't. And then I just remember so many times, I always laugh whenever the, that's my quarterback comes up because he was


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[Assistant] Out of shape, vomiting in the huddle, nervous, like this was his teammate. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] He knew that when he ran to midfield and slammed the football on the star that that wasn't going to be received well by the officials or the other team. He said and did a lot of things that his teammates had to cover him for. And for that, I think Tio was just an overall


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[Assistant] Wildly talented ride receiver, one of the best to ever play the position, but a shit teammate.


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[Assistant] I think he's got CTE and I think we all watched and remember to play this.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you go back on his crazy timeline, it all started after that Vontez perfect hit.


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[Assistant] Boy, you have two picks here, by the way. He got real personal with Tom Brady too.


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[Assistant] His wife, Aaron Hernandez's wife, was a brother-in-law or something. They were like brother-in-laws.


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[Assistant] And, and there, there's a line of thinking that says he's responsible for a lot of other murders that he's not currently.


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[Assistant] Ian, if you can, why don't you research that and see if you can find what his stats, his current stats are in Japan? Because I'm curious about how he's doing because I maintained this on the show that you can bet your ass if he's 11 and 1 at some point, there's going to be a major league team that brings him on for a pennant run.


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[Assistant] Well, I've only saw his first two starts. He lost badly in his first one, and I think his second one he gave up a home run to his first hitter.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know, but I haven't looked. So Ian, if you can dig that up, we'll pass them along when we get the numbers. I've got it. You got it.


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[Assistant] Another scout told me recently that it's, it's actually, uh, their best teams could come over here and could play with most of the bad teams.


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[Assistant] Like, in other words, if you bring a Japanese league championship team over here, they're gonna be better than the Oakland A's.


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[Assistant] What is wrong with these people? I don't understand. Now Pat Fitzgerald said, hey, I was unaware of what was going on. And I'm sure the Maslin coaches will say the same thing, but


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[Assistant] I'm just stunned! I'm stunned that it still goes on. Just like I'm stunned that there are still fraternity house drinking deaths. Like, how in the world does that happen?


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[Assistant] Widely regarded as one of the best coaches in college football, the only reason most people don't know him is because he's decided to stay at his beloved alma mater. Every time a big job comes up, his name is in the loop, and he quickly steps forward, he'll be looking now, but he used to say, nope, I'm staying home.


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[Assistant] And he lied and said, I was washing my truck. No he wasn't. It came out that it happened in a dirt bike accident. The other thing was, he famously got into a fist fight with teammate Barry Bonds, who probably himself wasn't the greatest teammate in the world.


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[Assistant] I once asked a former big leaguer who was the worst teammate you ever had and he did not hesitate. He said Jeff Kenney. And it was lightning fast. And then he proceeded to give me a litany of examples of things that he had done.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say he was, I was gonna, I was gonna. He was a good teammate. He took all, he was the guy that started giving gifts to offensive linemen.


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[Assistant] Not mentioned on mine, uh, uh, Keyshawn Johnson.


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[Assistant] This one I, I, I was gonna go with him and I left him off because I just have, I loved him as a player so much, but Manny Ramirez was not a good teammate.


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[Assistant] Because he was always complaining, why is it so hot in here? And, uh, so one time he just had enough and he allegedly, as the story goes, smashed the, uh, smashed the thermostat in the locker room.


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[Assistant] Savali is a great young pitcher with a lot of control. Savali? Didn't you say Savali?


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[Assistant] There are pictures that are very well thought of. There are young pictures that are very well thought of. On the track of development, they're both at the latter stage of that.


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[Assistant] Believed that last year you can throw it out. He pitched hurt. He shouldn't have done it, but he did.


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[Assistant] Two years ago he had a very good season and he's been very good this year.


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[Assistant] And here's the thing, that to your point, that this is nonsense, we're wasting time.


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[Assistant] They're not going to do that because now if they were 63 and 30 right now, maybe they would do it.


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[Assistant] They're going way too, they're mortgaging the future for a guy that's gonna be here half the year in a season where they know they're gonna make no run. This team is not equipped to make a run, period.


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[Assistant] What that is is that's a move that you make if, because a lot of those guys, they're not contributors. Right. Here. Right. So that's a trade that from Cleveland's standpoint, I could say, okay, if you, if we could get him for even a half a year.


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[Assistant] I haven't heard any chatter about this. I don't know. I think that Texas Rangers would be a wildly successful place. They already have the best


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[Assistant] Can you imagine adding him to both lineups, pitching rotation and...


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[Assistant] It didn't include championships, so I'm okay with it because I reverse engineered that question. To me, the thing that I


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[Assistant] You still have, you still need a great supporting cast. Look at the years, LeBron was clearly the best player in the league, but couldn't win a title.


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[Assistant] That's GOAT, like to me. It's the Vin Scully argument. I mean, like, Vin Scully had one employer for what was it, both 62 years? Yep. The Dodgers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was way off base. But I will say this, in general, our coaches to your comments were thoughtful and intelligent. And that brings me to a question for you, Mike. When we do these polls that are open to everybody,


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[Assistant] We get these, these results that we're all sitting up here going, what?


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[Assistant] Breaking news. We go live to our eye in the sky. Steve, I can't believe what I'm seeing.


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[Assistant] We have you sent, son of Sparta. Now, it is just a matter of time.


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[Assistant] The police have released footage of the terrorist responsible for the recent attacks at St. Agrius' church. He goes by the name of Dante.


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[Assistant] Remember his face, people. If you see him, inform the police immediately, but do not approach him. He has a history of physical violence and is a known sexual deviant. This is Bob Barbas, just doing God's work.


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[Assistant] Not talking about me.


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[Assistant] I can see him in you. Sparta was a demon, nothing like him. No? Of course. You are Nephalem. I can see that too.


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[Assistant] What are you? Venius. Scholar. Inventor. Prophet. And until you arrived, political prisoner of Mundus, I am grateful. Wasn't a favor.


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[Assistant] You said you'd take me to that tower. Of course, my friend. Of course.


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[Assistant] Her name was Asiel. An ancient one. Nephilim, like you.


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[Assistant] But I didn't know there were others. The nevelum were the third race. Sadly, they were hunted down and slain. Why? They wielded the power of both angels and demons. But unlike them, the nevelum could easily cross worlds. They were formidable. Which made them a threat. Like me. And like you, they held great potential.


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[Assistant] What a waste. You want to reach your full potential. Perhaps Asiel holds the key.


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[Assistant] Your full potential. Mainly, I just wanna kill the demon king named Mundus. And if you do kill Mundus, who would take his place?


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[Assistant] I am no longer suited to violence. I cannot proceed.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Phineas. It wasn't quite a favor. I want to see Mundus destroyed. And I now believe you may stand a chance. What made you change your mind? You were right. You're not just like your father. I see your mother in you too. You want to hit Mundus hard? This is how.


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[Assistant] No Jumber, coolest podcast in the world and today I'm here with a legend, if you will, Big Kaz.


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[Assistant] My man. We've been working on making this podcast happen for a moment and we're finally in here. So what, you're recording because you want to make sure that if I take anything out of context that, uh, you could, you could hold me liable?


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah. Man, cause I grew up, uh, like right outside Boston and there was always, uh, different wars going on between different motorcycle crews that I was, you know, sort of hearing about through the grapevine, so.


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[Assistant] Cause to a lot of people it's like unheard of the idea that you could be a crip and you could be this motorcycle dude and that those worlds rarely overlap. Or at least from my perspective, is that accurate?


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[Assistant] And everything that happens on the internet is potentially something that's going to be sent out to millions of people.


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[Assistant] Good for you, but at the same time it's like what? That's what's called crazy about this world that we live in is that anybody who has an opinion about anything is potential fodder for being all over the blogs and the news. It's like anyone, like literally if you were to sit here right now and if you were to say, man,


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[Assistant] I don't like Travis Scott's music. Right. It doesn't matter that he's ridiculously successful and that he doesn't give a fuck about what you think and everything. It's like that alone would be a fucking big story. Oh. Weird, like you're not allowed to have an opinion now.


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[Assistant] It's weird, I saw my boy O3Greedo go through the same thing where he said, I don't give a fuck about Pac, I got a metal leg. You know, he's from a more verified gang background than Tupac was and it's like people, people are very invested in keeping this myth about Tupac alive, right?


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[Assistant] Thousands of people who wanted to shit on me and say whatever they wanted to say about me. I mean, I can't even begin to say how much, how great that feels.


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[Assistant] Really nice. Yeah, I feel that. I always wonder when my time's gonna come that I wanna like move away from all this bullshit.


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[Assistant] When you were growing up in the crypts, was it still the era of people fist fighting?


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[Assistant] And it makes sense because it's like if you're beefing with somebody over a girl or over some stupid shit, somebody said something about somebody, then a fist fight makes sense. All of a sudden when you're beefing over tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars, then shooting somebody makes a lot of sense. And that crack thing sort of changed it where all of a sudden this was a big business for a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Definitely. Let me ask you about a sort of specific modern day thing. There was a post on the blog world over the course of the past few days, a lot of people making a big stink about it on Twitter saying that it's hypocritical for Dr. Dre to show nipsey hustle love right now because he never supported him during his actual career. Do you believe that that's an accurate statement? No.


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[Assistant] Well, it's crazy how in the course of a couple months from Nipsey passing to right now, he's gone from just, you know, a man that a lot of people had respect for and everything, but now people are already treating him like a god and like it was an offense for Dre to have not worked with him and stuff like that. It's like, it's this weird thing that happens when people die where they start treating them as if like they were really like a god like during their life.


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[Assistant] You know, it's not somebody that I was close to, it's like I had, I had DM'd him and tried to get an interview and never really gotten a chance to connect with him and stuff, but I mean, I, I consider myself like a spectator at this fucking miserable thing. My friend Destodubb is from his neighborhood, he's known him since he was super young and like just living it through him and like sorta,


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[Assistant] Just seeing how fucked up LA was off of it is just like an unbelievable experience, I guess is what I could say about it. But like, what was your particular kinship from, obviously you guys are both 60's representatives and everything, but what was it that made you guys bond given that you're generations apart?


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[Assistant] Mmm. I remember it from like the G unit perspective, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Enlightened and like he was really this, this voice of what people should be doing from the streets and stuff.


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[Assistant] And what do you take that to mean? Like I know I'm doing something that's not good for me, but I'm, I'm, I'm in it.


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[Assistant] The growth, I guess. That's why I find it interesting is like listening to his old stuff versus his new stuff, being somebody that wasn't super familiar with his work and just sort of seeing that development going back and watching his old videos and seeing how different his demeanor is from his more recent stuff.


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[Assistant] Well that was your attitude about being a crip was that you were at war with everybody else.


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[Assistant] Right. So when you see like, Blueface come out and then all of a sudden he's doing songs with YG, does that still kinda stand out to you as like, this is a weird new era of gangbanging?


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[Assistant] Cause you can rep your block without hating all of the blocks or wanting to be at war with other blocks, but it took you a while to realize that.


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[Assistant] But don't you think that like gang banging has evolved and matured to the point where people aren't looking at it as the same way it does? Like all institutions over time, like if you really were to look at like religions, a hundred years ago, religions were the cause of a lot of destruction and death to the extent that they're not now.


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[Assistant] Right. How good is that for the community or for your future, yeaah?


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[Assistant] The sort of immature attitudes, the way that you look back on a lot of the gang banging stuff, uh, how is the motorcycle world different in that regard? Because you're talking about a lot of stuff that seems like sort of parallels with different lieutenants and people having roles in these organizations. And when I think about a lot of the motorcycle stuff, I think about just a bunch of dudes beefing with each other. I don't know how accurate that is.


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[Assistant] But would it even be a possibility for you to be in the motorcycle world without being affiliated with something or is that just not realistic?


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[Assistant] But a lot of dudes who get into the motorcycle thing are probably trying to fill that sort of void where they just want to be a part of something, they want protection, they want that feeling of unity that you got when you were younger from the gang thing.


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[Assistant] So, okay, that, that side of you though, is that, is that still something, I mean, I guess I don't even know how to word this, but it's just interesting because you talk about being a loner and it just feels like people who get into that world are a lot of times doing it, whether it's the gang world or the motorcycle club world where you get into that world because you want to be part of something. You don't really feel the need to have the people around you like them.


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[Assistant] But they specifically have a problem with you still? Oh, hate me. Even though you have kind of a quiet lifestyle at this point?


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[Assistant] Cause how long did you have, that you didn't have the right to have a gun?


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[Assistant] Right. And the cops just showed up soon after? No, no. How'd they figure it out?


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[Assistant] What was your prison experience like? Was that your first, that was your first long bit? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Or is that as simple as you're making it sound to be a non-black crip in jail in LA?


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? So white people don't really matter, but the Mexicans and the blacks are completely against each other?


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[Assistant] Did you make it through that bid relatively unscathed? Nothing too, uh... Two fights. Two fights. Two fights.


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[Assistant] And did that scare you straight? Or did it take more? No. No? Not even close? Hell no. Would you say you're straight now?


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[Assistant] So this cop gave you one little bit of leniency and that just convinced you that that was, it was the time. I was 36 at the time.


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[Assistant] But you, you got it. Like, physically got it. It is. And my...


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[Assistant] And that, that is enough to justify you owning it?


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[Assistant] Oh. And it's an interesting thing though, because it's like music has a value, but that value tends to go down over time besides certain artists where it then tends to rise over time. And it's like, you know, if you own a bunch of young Jeezy, it's like the time to own it was probably, you know, 2006 when his run started, but it's still,


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[Assistant] Really? Yes. Because you have a million expenses? Toothpicks. Napkins.


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[Assistant] For a long time there was tons of new Tupac records coming out or old Tupac verses that they would stick on a song with somebody else. You don't see a lot of that now.


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[Assistant] Wasn't there like a Big L song? Or there was some song with Biggie, with Tupac and Biggie back in the day, wasn't there? I'm forgetting.


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[Assistant] I felt like they did like a posthumous Big L, Tupac, Biggie record, or maybe I'm thinking of something else.


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[Assistant] That's it. Right. You think Bruno Mars knows about you or gives a shit?


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[Assistant] That's the record industry game is to throw somebody in court and assume that they're going to tap out before you, right?


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[Assistant] And it could be somebody nobody has ever heard of, but if it's so-and-so, talks about the Crips, blah blah blah, they're clicking.


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[Assistant] Nobody buys music online, digitally anymore. It's all streaming shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I mean, you hear all the time people complaining about how much they make off Spotify. I was sitting down with rappers, they're talking about, I get a million plays on Spotify, I make fucking six, seven, eight grand. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, how are you gonna complain about that?


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[Assistant] I don't think I've ever had anything come even close to the radio.


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[Assistant] I mean, when I was with Atlantic, like that would have been the thing that they were dealing with and I don't know, I didn't really ever get too deep in all that. Right.


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[Assistant] Amazing. Fuck, I'm ready for that. Big Kaz, I feel like we're gonna be friends. Hey man. Let's stick together.


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[Assistant] Alright, yo, Big Kaz, I appreciate it man, it's been an amazing conversation, thank you so much. Uh, No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world, check us out on YouTube, Soundcloud, iTunes.


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[Assistant] I'm being honest, I know cops aren't always the smartest guys, but I don't know if he had the IQ to be a cop. Like I said, he's probably a cop. Alright, yo, big Kaz, I appreciate you man, thank you.


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[Assistant] You a fan of wrestling, Faith? Hope was a wrestling fan.


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[Assistant] Rope burn? Well, he's really just a thug who got lucky. And sometimes people are too ignorant to see their place. Always wanna swim in the big pond.


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[Assistant] Hey, Faithy. Nice of you to drop by.


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[Assistant] No idea, Faithy. I just go there for the pretzels.


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[Assistant] Besides, if I wanted you dead, don't you think I would've just killed you myself?


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[Assistant] Nah, don't be like that. Ropeburn's dead. I'm impressed. Wasn't me. You need to be careful who you hang around with.


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[Assistant] But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut this little meeting short, Fakie. Places to be, you know how it is. Try not to get yourself killed.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, my dad shared two passions with me. He shared golf and fishing.


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[Assistant] And I've got the waders on and I've got a fly rod in my hand or I'm fishing for bass, I think about sitting in a boat with my dad.


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[Assistant] I tell ya, I got home, I cried. I did plenty of crying when I got home.


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[Assistant] I'm not aware of any case in which Obama said you can't do that.


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[Assistant] Snowden said he was risking his freedom and possibly his life.


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[Assistant] We very much did want to know what they thought would do concrete harm and how and why. And the U.S. government asked me...


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[Assistant] It's about content. It's photos and videos you send. It's the words of your emails. It's the sounds of your voice on a Skype call.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's all the files you have stored on a cloud drive service. Uhm, it's content, it's everything.


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[Assistant] They saw here a big threat to their image, to their business model, which relies on people to trust them with their communications. And they started issuing quite heated statements taking issue with the idea that they would be just handing over free access to the NSA.


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[Assistant] That prism was the front door, prism was the court saying you have to cooperate with the NSA and give specific information when asked. Now they find out that through the back door, the government is actually breaking into their infrastructure, uh, and taking whatever they want.


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[Assistant] Uh, the private links, the private data links that connect


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[Assistant] You're collecting a very large fraction of the whole planet's internet traffic, and that includes a very large number of Americans.


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[Assistant] To litigate is expensive. When you're getting tens of thousands of these letters a year, uh, to litigate any substantial number of them is ruinous, uh, besides which the big companies.


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[Assistant] They're receiving these letters. They have regulatory business before the U.S. government and they don't want to annoy the authorities.


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[Assistant] Go and get that information that conveniently has been collected for me.


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[Assistant] And Google pushed back very hard. They said, you should not be associating our commercial ad cookie technology with U.S. government surveillance. And Ashkan said, we can prove it. We can prove that they're using this. That the NSA is piggybacking on your technology.


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[Assistant] The heads and general counsels of major Silicon Valley companies tell the president that what he's authorized and what the NSA is doing is doing huge damage to their global markets.


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[Assistant] Said almost nothing, uh, and led me away and we moved to a place that he considered secure.


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[Assistant] Whether he thought any of these stories were doing damage or, you know, all the other things that people want to know when they're thinking about his conduct. And I found a guy who was almost zen-like.


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[Assistant] In his serenity and his comfort with what he had done that he had consciously decided he was willing to take huge risks to provoke a public debate.


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[Assistant] So where we are now is in a place where we're living behind one-way mirrors.


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[Assistant] Corporate America and law enforcement and national security state know so much about us.


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[Assistant] Love blast, love blast, 1 million views in a month. You know what I'm saying? No promo, no nothing like that.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of talented female artists out here, but I just want to go ahead and say like I am the first.


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[Assistant] Probably the first female to definitely go ahead and do a lot of numbers and do like all this shit that I'm doing, nobody's done.


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[Assistant] You know, and a lot of the same looks. Everybody wanna be like...


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[Assistant] Fatboy was, yo, let me tell you something. Fatboy was the first person that brought me out. Like, he took me to Rhode Island and they fucked with me at the crowd when he had a show.


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[Assistant] Nah, we're 15 minutes away from the bridge. We're in Bergen County, so it's like...


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[Assistant] No, see, like, I've never been to, uh, Camden.


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[Assistant] No, it's not. But the fans is definitely lit. The colleges is lit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my last job was, uh, push the cart. Push the cart? And I was working at Explore Enterprise. I'll be like, Hi, my name is Koi. Am I speaking with John, the business owner?


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[Assistant] Huddy's still going. Uhm, we about to what, reach like 2.5 million views on Huddy.


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[Assistant] Everything cozy. He's like my head. Listen. Adam.


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[Assistant] I could teach Adam some drip lessons. Stay tuned for that next.


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[Assistant] This new law that I sign today will allow surveillance of all communications used by terrorists, including emails, the internet, and cell phones.


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[Assistant] The American people need to know that we're collecting a lot of information and we're spending a great deal of time.


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[Assistant] Trying to gather as much intelligence as we possibly can. To chase down every lead. To run down every hint. So that we can keep America safe. And it's happening. It's happening.


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[Assistant] It's a very windy day today. We had lots of snow this night.


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[Assistant] And there's a really long uphill to my art studio. My dad is here now plowing snow with his tractor. I am so grateful that he


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[Assistant] And the other night, it was just even more real. I dreamt that there was a big forest fire, eh, in this village. Like the whole forest behind our houses was burning.


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[Assistant] And I just called my mom that we have to pack our things and just get out of the village as fast as possible. But then it calmed down, so we didn't need to leave the village because the fireman was helping out. When I thought it was all gonna be okay,


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[Assistant] I can't even describe the feeling inside of me that I felt. It was...


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[Assistant] So much sorrow and just fear. I don't know, it just felt like a part of me died. But then suddenly a fireman and a firetruck comes and they quickly


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[Assistant] How do you say, kill the fire? They put down the fire. Uh, so the house was saved. It was of course very damaged, but it was saved and I was so grateful.


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[Assistant] And then the firemen quickly had to go to another place. So I stayed here by my art studio, just outside to watch it. Then suddenly the grass around the house catch fire again.


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[Assistant] Put the tap on, uh, to fill a bucket, but the tap...


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[Assistant] Actually in reality, the tap is really slow. When you turn the tap on, the water flows really slowly.


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[Assistant] And it was like that in the dream too, but a hundred times more.


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[Assistant] And I just stood there by the kitchen trying to fill this bucket with water.


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[Assistant] I made a post on Instagram about these dreams I have about my art studio catching fire. And, I mean, it's very symbolic, I think. My art studio is one of the biggest gifts I ever received in my life. I feel like it's hard to explain why.


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[Assistant] But it's just a, it gives me a feeling, a feeling of safety that I, I cannot really feel like I've ever had that feeling before in a place. Feels like I've been looking for it all my life. And now I have it, so I just have this...


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[Assistant] Deep fear of losing it, I guess. So yeaah, I wish I could stop dreaming these horrible dreams. I'm sure.


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[Assistant] So I had no plans of doing this video. I just got the feeling today that I wanted to sit down and talk with you guys.


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[Assistant] So this is gonna be a boring video. Like, it's just gonna be me talking, I guess. Because we had a pretty rough time for the past, yeaah, soon two weeks.


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[Assistant] Ah, I'm still so emotional. It's been, for the past three days, I've been so sad and worried and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it has to do with Nanook. Our dog Nanook. He has been poorly. He has been really sick. And...


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[Assistant] I really thought I had cried out all my tears, but suddenly they're coming again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just been very intense. Uh, about two weeks ago, Nanook, uh, got like a cold.


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[Assistant] And I mean, we live an hour away from the veterinary, so just bringing him in the car would be like a nightmare. So we decided to just


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[Assistant] It took some days, it went slow, but he actually made it through. He got better and better and I was so relieved. When finally the coughing started to disappear. It's about 3-4 days ago. Then he...catched something else.


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[Assistant] It's called like old dog vestibular syndrome. And it's something that affects the balance. It's in the ears, the inner ears. And it's also nothing dangerous really. But it's really, really hard for the dog and also for the owners. It's like...


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[Assistant] It's horrible. It's a bit similar to something called Kristallskjukan in Swedish.


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[Assistant] They are so dizzy, uh, so we noticed this because his eyes were going.


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[Assistant] But then we found out about this disease, because if it was a stroke, it should have been other symptoms as well. And this happened, yeaah, almost three days ago now.


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[Assistant] And it feels so weird when I say only three days ago because...


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[Assistant] Both me and Johan has been like in a vacuum. It feels like it's been three weeks.


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[Assistant] Just as we read and looked at videos, we have researched everything. Especially Johan, he's been just looking at videos about this disease and reading everything so we know how to best take care of him. So we got a recommendation to wait a few days, so we're going in on Thursday. Because usually this disease is


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[Assistant] That's not always the case, I mean it can last for weeks and even months I think. But usually it just lasts for a few days. So now we are just in the state of waiting out the time.


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[Assistant] And hoping that things will get better. It's just been heartbreaking to see him


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[Assistant] I mean, he doesn't have pain, not that we know. It's just that it's very scary for the dogs. Because, of course, the world is just moving, so you see their eyes are going like this, and it can be very stressful for them, and I mean, he can't


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[Assistant] And because of the dizziness, they also get very sick and nauseous. So he has been throwing up a lot and, oh. Yeah, it's just been so much. But today,


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[Assistant] It feels like it's a little bit better. He seemed to walk better and his eyes are moving less.


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[Assistant] Snuggle with him, we are sleeping next to him, and yeaah, we just want to make him feel safe. Now, when it's a little bit better today, and we've been outside his home resting now, we do one, and...


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[Assistant] If you have ever had a dog with vestibular syndrome or maybe a cat or whatever, if you have any advice or any... If you just want to share the experience, please feel free to do that. It's just so nice to hear other people's experiences and how they did and...


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[Assistant] But yeah, the most important is that he is feeling good. As long as I can see that he wants to live and that he has that spirit.


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[Assistant] It's getting a little bit dark outside. I don't know, I just felt like sharing about this because I know so many of you care about Nanook.


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[Assistant] Nanook is such a beautiful spirit. Uh, I think he have brought a lot of joy and smiles to many many people around the world.


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[Assistant] I really hope that in my next video I can let you know that he's healed and that he's back on track.


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[Assistant] I'm feeling well again. Now when he's feeling better again, when he's not STC and less nauseous and he can actually keep the food, we are giving him wild


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[Assistant] When I was 21 years old, I mean, I thought I was grown up back then, but wow. I was a baby. I was a baby. Really.


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm just talking about sad things today, but...


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[Assistant] That's my mood right now, I feel very low. But even if it feels really hard to do anything else right now, I think I'm gonna spend an hour here. Just doing something that I love.


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[Assistant] I'm going to focus on two things that I have been put aside so much, uh,


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[Assistant] I know that you know what I mean. And I definitely struggle with that a lot. And especially singing and


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[Assistant] Painting has been like a big blockage for me because it's been such a long time since I really practiced it a lot. So I've been feeling like I've lost the ability to do it. Like I can't paint anymore and I can't sing anymore.


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[Assistant] That's been a truth that I've been telling myself for a long time.


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[Assistant] And even though I've really really been wanting to do these things, there's always been a reason for why I can't do it. And some of the reasons are true, and some of the reasons are just in my head.


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[Assistant] The true reasons is that I have had a problem with space, with having a place to do these art forms, uh, lately. But now when I have my art studio, that


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[Assistant] Problem is solved. I have the perfect space for doing both of these things. But then...


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[Assistant] I'm usually too busy, so I never had time because painting and singing


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[Assistant] No attachment to other things that I have to do. I can only sing from my heart or paint from my heart when I feel no stress.


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[Assistant] When I feel that I do it just because I want to do it. I don't see these things as a job. I see it more like something that grows out when I feel at peace.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I have been very busy.


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[Assistant] It's my responsibility to change the prioritization. I have to prioritize the things I truly want to do.


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[Assistant] Instead of all these things that I think I have to do. So maybe I will have to do less of some things so that I get more time to do music and painting. So I just decided that this winter, because it's only January still, I'm going to focus a lot on these projects. And it felt so good!


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[Assistant] So good in my heart when I took that decision that...


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[Assistant] I'm gonna prioritize a little bit different for the months to come. I don't know how that's gonna affect everything else. I'm sure I'm not gonna be able to keep up with things I usually keep up with.