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[Assistant] Look for the flotilla, boys. Hey, flotilla. Yeah, the flotilla. There's a few bigger fish up on him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Then I put mustard on em. Mix it up real good. And then I put, I take some Cool Ranch Doritos and crush em up in a Ziploc bag. What? Uh oh. Cool Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch Doritos. Crush em up.


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[Assistant] And mix it in my flour. Not cornmeal. Flour. Yeah, as it was. And put it on there and mix it up. Doritos?


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[Assistant] You better believe it. You know how to do that if you use sour cream. Sour cream crunches better than mustard.


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[Assistant] That was awesome. But look, I did make something. I went ahead and I boiled it for 15 minutes. The crab ball? Yeah. And then cut the heat off. And then turned it off and let it soak all night. Now you don't need a lot.


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[Assistant] Well, I stuck it in there and brought it to him. Yeah, and then killed it. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Before I put it on the smoke, I shot it up. I don't know, I don't know what. He drugged it boys. Paolo shot it up with a bunch of stuff. What's up? They drugged it. Probably Creole butter. Injected it with a little Tony Shmeyer I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was something. I just don't know which one.


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[Assistant] Oh, I had two birds. I had, I had a turkey and wood ducks. Oh, yeah, we have woodies. Woodies and teal. He talk about good.


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[Assistant] On Saturday, I come in from duck hunting and Paul, I had the Christmas tree up. We got ours up. I said, already?


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[Assistant] Sweet Pea, if you went home and Sweet Pea wasn't around, would you miss her?


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[Assistant] That stinking Roger we got, he gets in your personal space. Roger? Roger, yea.


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[Assistant] That's a one lug nut, different rims, different car. The lug nut about that big.


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[Assistant] That's a big wrench. Look, five second pit stop. It's gonna take longer. You're gonna have to wait on gas longer than it is gonna take to put four tires on.


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[Assistant] All them gas cans, well you need a nice car gas man, that's what you need.


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[Assistant] You look around and see who's driving what, how many times the red light turns red, how many cars pile up this time behind it.


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[Assistant] I'll leave my car running when Paula's in the car. So the air will be going, or the heat in the wintertime.


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[Assistant] If there's any deer feed to be needed, she'll go in and get it. Uh huh. She gone got riled up over there hunting, I tell you. Good grief. Ain't none of them safe.


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[Assistant] So what kind of tradition do y'all have for Christmas coming up? You know what? What kind of games do y'all play?


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[Assistant] I enjoy it. Especially if you hit the big one. Yeah. And Paula come up with this game called know your relative.


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[Assistant] There's two right beside each other, don't we? Yea. Well, on either side of Interstate. There's two within. Yea, if you're going east or you're going west, you're covered.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I miss since Johanna's gone now, they would, her and Paula would make Jesus a birthday cake. I miss the birthday cake.


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[Assistant] I'm just curious. Oh, it's all different kinds. Oh, really? I like it. Depends on what the cheese one's the one I like. I like it. I done become a fan of them.


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[Assistant] Your example is gonna be the number one key to it.


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[Assistant] They'll notice if you're acting the same way on Monday that you are on Sunday. They'll notice.


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[Assistant] Four by four square. Four inch by four inch square. They also make two by two. They make two by two and four by four non-climb is what a lot of people would know it as, but it's called hog wire.


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[Assistant] That kind of deal. I had enough issues with no wire, so.


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[Assistant] It's fun though, but I mean that, I get it, but that's why we like duck hunting like we do too. Cause we like to get critters close to us. Well, yeah, that's the thing.


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[Assistant] A rifle is nothing more than a shooting contest. When he gets in there at 20 yards, you're like, oh boy.


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[Assistant] I tell you what though, here's what I tell you about bow hunting deer. If I ever lose that feeling, I'm out. Yep, time to quit. I'm done. Most people don't really.


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[Assistant] To our listeners, if you're ever looking for a place to go deer hunting, and you want to see a lot of deer,


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[Assistant] Go to Wyoming. 7J Outfitters in Wyoming. You will see more deer than you've seen probably in your life on a hunt.


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[Assistant] And those guys are good because most of them walk by at 20 yards.


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[Assistant] You can't move. Yeah, I'll tell you, Sy, you got tickled on this one, Sy.


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[Assistant] We got dropped off, walked into our stand, cameraman goes up first, so I'm still down on the ground. It's like 2.30 in the afternoon. By the way, it doesn't get dark till 8 o'clock. Uh, not that my rear end still hurts from the seats, but tree stand companies do better. You've got to make one that's comfortable because I ain't found him yet. But.


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[Assistant] Anyways, so I'm standing there on the ground and I hear something behind me. I'm up next to this pine tree and I hear something and I'm like, oh boy.


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[Assistant] I got a big problem with them big cats, you know, so I just hear something behind me just break a limb. I'm like, wow, not good, not good.


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[Assistant] Oh man, how close is this sucker gonna get? Yea, how close is he gonna come up? He got close enough to wear some Copenhagen spit. That's how close he got.


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[Assistant] He said nah, he's empty. He's like him blue winged tail during tail season that can count. They just hit the water with the rest of their buddies and then when you're out of bullets they get up and fly off.


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[Assistant] I ain't got that eight bag, but it does start with a seven. You know how you can get that eight bag? Well, if I go to score master, I should be able to potentially add 97 points because that's what they say that you can add to your credit score.


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[Assistant] Hey, I still pick up a penny, I ain't scared of that. It means fast loan approvals, huge discounts, and low interest rates on everything from buying or refinancing a home.


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[Assistant] 33 points in just 5 days. Another 43 points in a couple of weeks.


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[Assistant] That's scoremaster.com slash duck. And one last time, scoremaster.com slash duck. There we go, baby.


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[Assistant] That's impressive. Prolongest archer. And here I am missing one at 15.


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[Assistant] But that's what I was looking at. That's fantastic. That is awesome. It's cool to see those people that have those disabilities. Like, what's his name? Clay Dyer? The fisherman? The fisherman, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I mean it's just incredible though that they're born with these.


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[Assistant] Oh, I-I think Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-What?


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[Assistant] Why don't you tell the people about the dessert steak you had at Wyoming? Since we've been known to get on food.


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[Assistant] Honey glazed steak almost is the way Galvin and Hunter both described it because they got the same thing.


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[Assistant] I have a firm belief that steak doesn't need sweet.


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[Assistant] Can handle sweet. Chicken can handle a little sweet.


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[Assistant] Well let me tell you what spicy means in the state of Wyoming. They actually found the black pepper shaker. They found it boys. That didn't mean they used it, they just looked at it while they were cooking with it. They ain't much on black pepper.


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[Assistant] We had the best deer steak, I don't care what anybody says, them deer, south and northeast Wyoming, best eating deer in the country.


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[Assistant] You ain't gotta do nothing to em. Cut it off the bone and put it in some grease.


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[Assistant] No, you don't have to tenderize it. You ain't gotta do nothing. Just get to rolling. That's wild. It is wild.


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[Assistant] Wild game. Well, no, no, I'm just saying that's just. I guess it's their diet. I guess cause all they eat is hay, essentially alfalfa and acorns and that's it. That's all they got to eat up there. And it is fan.


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[Assistant] When you're, when you're skinning these deer up there, you have to be careful that the meat don't pull off with the hide. That's how tender it is. Very tender. Well, hey, before we get to just gnawing our arm off, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this. I'm starving.


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[Assistant] Hey, I love it. You hit every point they want it covered with no script. I got it right here in front of me. It's fantastic. Look.


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[Assistant] I can't stand somebody, you know, you get them places, got sandwiches or something where you eating as a group and you grab one of them, take a bite. Oh no, I don't eat those. Got a big old plug of mayonnaise already on it. You're like.


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[Assistant] I don't mind avocados because to me they don't taste like nothing. What about avocado mayo?


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[Assistant] About like, about like that uh, Gowan makes that horseradish stuff to dip the deer steak in. That's good. Well, our buddy who was on podcast, Waddell was there and he makes a wasabi.


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[Assistant] But when somebody makes something right there in front of them and says, here, try this. Yea, try this.


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[Assistant] Well you got to, uh, he said, what do you think? I said, I think it tastes like wasabi.


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[Assistant] I'll eat that ginger. That pickled ginger to cleanse your palate. I'll eat him.


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[Assistant] Wasabi does. I like horseradish. Wasabi and horseradish are almost identical.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a little more concentrate. It's a little concentrate.


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[Assistant] But get him in like the bright colored tights like they used to have on those infomercials


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[Assistant] What are you gonna do when you graduate the tens?


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[Assistant] But you better make sure your air conditioner is on about 68 when you get started with that.


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[Assistant] You can't wear white breeches. After Labor Day? Yea.


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[Assistant] I always had to, I always had to stay in the same room this time when we would travel going hunting because nobody else sleep with it. Cause he snores.


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[Assistant] One thing you take for granted is your ability to smell and or taste.


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[Assistant] It was just mush. Yeah, there was nothing there. You couldn't even, you don't realize how much you appreciate the taste of a potato chip for Grind Out Love.


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[Assistant] Or a piece of watermelon. I mean, that was one thing I ate a lot of during it, but I mean, it is weird for people that have never had it. I don't know if it's as strange as for people who lose it.


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[Assistant] Like if you have a bad accident, something blows up in your eyes and then all of a sudden now you're blind. When you lose something that you've had your whole life and you take it for granted, that is completely different.


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[Assistant] Kind of thankful. It's like, I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like thankfully during this whole thing, mine come back.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, and now when I eat something, I, be honest with you, I savor it a little more now because I'm like, boy, if that leaves again, good night of living. But it, it is, uh.


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[Assistant] It's hard to not, I mean, this roof, for example, there's a lot of people that don't have that. I mean, we got cold air blowing on the back of our neck right here. We got, you know, I mean, there's just those.


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[Assistant] Like one of my favorite things about going to Wyoming every year is that wonder, because I born and raised here. Like they got things up there you don't ever see down here.


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[Assistant] Go down behind Devil's Tower and light that thing up. It's incredible. I mean, I wish they'd have named it something different than Devil's Tower, but, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, it's like, it's, it is, that wonder, you just sit there and you realize.


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[Assistant] Man, I'm a really small cog in this wheel.


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[Assistant] It don't feel that way, but it don't feel that way when you're going through it. I can attest to that. It does not feel temporary when you're going through it. And you see where people can get lost in it.


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[Assistant] Like, with forgetting that it is, in fact, temporary.


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[Assistant] Amen. Amen. Well let's take our last break and then we'll come back and answer a few emails. We'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] Thank y'all for everybody that reaches out to us via the hello at DuckCallRoom.com inbox. Johnny D, what is in there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it was clean and convenient. So therefore, but there's a lot of earth tones available these days where you still feel like you wear camo, but you're not. Hey, look. I even wear dingy orange. Dress up for your woman, son. And if you're a little on the plus size like myself, you wear black and turn it a 45, you look like you lost 27 pounds.


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[Assistant] I mean, Realtree's got like seven different camos now, so knock yourself out. Ethan Teller, you go with a fishing camo, it's technically not camo. I like the old school camo.


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[Assistant] I remember coming in on leave and talking to Phil, Jace, Willie and Jeff and they was into wrestling big time. Oh yeah. And then I told them, I said, y'all watch that fake junk.


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[Assistant] You know, I said Jason, you know, got my face. He was y'all dumb. And I said, Jason, I said, I'll tell you what let's do. I said, let's go.


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[Assistant] He was a teenager, but anyway, I said, Jason, I said, I said, here's the deal. I said, I watched this rattle there once or two. I said, but let me just tell you the deal. I said, if I get up on the third rope.


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[Assistant] And a ring and you're on the, you're on the mat and I bail off and I land with my knee in your chest. I said, you're going once or two places. I said, you're not going to get up and win the match with me.


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[Assistant] I said, you're fixing to go in the ground cause I killed you or you go in the hospital and you're going to need surgery.


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[Assistant] That's vets, okay. We have an event to raise money to help them. And the entertainment was three young ladies from Mississippi, soul sisters. And they sang two songs, the national anthem and, uh, I'll gladly stand up next to you by Lee Greenwood. Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the title is. All I remember, that's one of the lines, is he'll gladly stand up next to me. I'ma look, I actually don't know the name of the song. Well, I don't either. Okay, but look, they sang them two songs and I told them, I said, hey, y'all got it going on. I said, because right now a barber could take his clippers.


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[Assistant] And actually shave the goose bumps off of my body and get a bushel or a bushel basket full. What just happened?


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[Assistant] Coming up. So if you get a chance to hear them, go see them cause they are wonderful. I do not know where in Dallas, but they're in Dallas. What's their names? Yeah. Chapel Heart. Chapel Heart. They're from Mississippi. And they're three ladies from Mississippi and hey, they can sing.


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[Assistant] I really do, cause they deserve it. They got it going on.


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[Assistant] Platinum recording artist. Well hey, look, now that's funny. That is funny. It is funny. And it's true. I was asking about, well, what you got on your resume? And I said, oh hey, I ain't, you know, I'm not no singer.


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[Assistant] You know, Marsha and Bridget said, uh, yeah, no, he ain't, he ain't got no resume. He's got a platinum record and guess where is that? And, and they all said, well, where's that? And I said, it's laying on the floor collecting dust back in the closet.


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[Assistant] I'm smoking hot honey with, uh, brooks, kick brooks.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm gonna take you out and go out in the blaze of glory when I do it.


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[Assistant] That was taken by a super hero. Then I had to walk out and had to have claws. The first thing I'd do is I'd draw blood. And we could go get that panther back from the zoo. That would be one hour to go out.


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[Assistant] So is that your name? Like you're doing a poo. Like you're doing a poo.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, and, and they got a little deal that they kind of pump hands to, you know, to start the match. Right. I'm talking about as soon as she does this to the guy that killed Anne, and it's the boy, she's on him, she's on him and done pinned him.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it's hilarious. She's been that way her whole life. Oh no, no, it's hilarious to watch and look and she loves it. She's making up for all them times.


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[Assistant] Okay, and when I say very proficient, she don't miss, okay? No. So how do you miss?


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[Assistant] Hey, anybody that tells you that they have never missed, uh, ball face lies.


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[Assistant] Well, he missed his day. He trained her. Okay. He trained her. Okay. And like, I needed training, but I did not do what he trained her.


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[Assistant] Oh no. Hey, no. Hey, she had to have been the way out when that officer asked me how many, how did they get that Duke knife engine across the pond? It's 25 of them were standing on one of them shoulder.


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[Assistant] You could have stacked another ten on that deer's shoulder and I'd have missed them.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm saying, hey, what happened? There was no brain functioning at the time. No. Oh, okay. I mean, no, no, I'm telling you now. Are you nervous? Cause it was going to look so good on your wall.


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[Assistant] I had it right on her shoulder. The crosshairs was right on her shoulder.


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[Assistant] He said, well, hey, then he said, you shot about two foot over. I said, no. I said, I've seen it now. No, I want two foot. That's about close to six.


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[Assistant] You know, I always say I love the way you tell me what I killed and what I see I killed with my eyes.


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[Assistant] That's one of the things I keep telling everybody. I said, look, you need to think about this when you're acting up or being bad or going and sinning. God's running the camera. Seven 24 on you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah. You mean he's seen what I did? Yeah. That's one of the times where if yeah.


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[Assistant] You have no doubt in your mind, you don't have, nobody has to tell you. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like it joked that Mac told when he was preaching, uh, you know, Mike Owens, you know, about the parrot. He said, you are the ugliest man I've ever seen. No.


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[Assistant] And then he talks to the store owner and he says, hey, can you do something with that pattern? He said, well, what's the problem?


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[Assistant] Young said, Oh, well he, I'll talk to him and he'll never say it again. So the next day comes in to buy some stuff. You only go by and the parent looks at him.


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[Assistant] You're the ugliest man. You're the ugliest man ever and change them preacher jokes.


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[Assistant] That would be the Samaritan Purse, great bunch of people and a great, you know, they are the feet and hands of Jesus doing good works that, you know, they run up on people of any kind of had disasters, okay, and need help. They're there, you know, right away.


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[Assistant] Well, and what's cool, he did his part and then I did mine.


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, when I actually was on the road with my band, one of our stops was St. Jude's Hospital, Children's Hospital.


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[Assistant] And the coolest thing about that up there is all the doctors and nurses.


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[Assistant] Some of them had cancer when they was a kid.


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[Assistant] They went to college, got a doctor's degree in medicine, and then went back to St. Jude's where they can help try to end this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this, this scourge on our, our kids, nothing worse than that. Yeah. So, you know, cause I had told people when I was out, you know, you don't believe in almighty and you, and if you don't have a strong family structure.


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[Assistant] What do you do when this life hits you within the gut? I can handle it. If I go to the doctor and they tell me, Oh man, you got cancer and you're going your way out.


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[Assistant] But what do you do? You go to the doctor and, and like you, you're a seven year old. You go and they said Sage is fixing to die of stage four cancer.


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[Assistant] That's why I, ever since then, when it happens, this kid here will do anything goofy. I will dress up like a big bird or whatever you want to do. He came dressed in as a clown. Whatever it takes to put a smile on that child's face. I will do it. Absolutely. And he is telling


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, he'll do anything. He ain't bluffing on that. Will you grow a mullet? Hey, I'll do anything. He don't care. Nah, I think him days have passed. He's had a mullet. He's got one.


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[Assistant] No, no, I have to say this, okay? Okay, cause, you know, the question asked me most by my fans is, okay, what did the show Duck Dynasty do for you, the most important thing? And that would be, okay.


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[Assistant] And they're doing the most amazing things with the most unlikely people, yours truly and the rest of my family. Because hey, we've met these kids that were dying of cancer. Me personally, I said a prayer for one. Two years later, okay, he's on death's door. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no hair, skin and bones. He's, he's gone. The family has been notified. Okay. He's on his way out less than a week to live two years later. I see him. Okay. He's healthy. He's cancer free and all it took was is someone.


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[Assistant] Mentioned his name to the creator of the universe and the creator of the universe said, yep, it's gone.


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[Assistant] That happened to all the Robertson family. Okay. So look, they're alive and well and doing great things with the most unlikely people. The Robertson family is a living proof of that.


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[Assistant] We kept him a lot when he was a baby.


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[Assistant] It's all making sense. Yep. Okay. So now cause guess what his middle name is. It's Jason Silas Robertson. Yep. Okay. And we kept him when he was young.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that's, that's another case in the hospital. I'm there. Okay. And she said, you need to go find my husband. And I said, what are you talking about? She said, cause I want to know what he wants to name this child. I'm first of all, give, give him.


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[Assistant] So I go to the river, he's on the river fishing, you know, to make money to live. Okay. And he's out in the boat and I yell, I'm standing on the levy, on the, the cliff to the river and yell, Hey, Kay wants to know what you want to name this kid. He said, I don't care. I've done my part.


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[Assistant] You're not listening and paying attention to me. Tell me what you want to name this child she's fixing to have. And he said, hey, name it after you.


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[Assistant] So I went back, went in there and I said, Kay, you're not going to believe this. And she said, what? I said, he said, name him after me. And she said, what? I said, hey, I told you, you wasn't going to believe it. So that's what, that's the way. But I knew Jason was going to be okay. And like this tickle filled to death. We went duck hunting one day. We killed seven wood ducks.


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[Assistant] Okay, we come home, we go in there, we start picking them. It's at night, yeaah. We picking them, yeaah. And we get ready to clean them and Phil said, wait a minute, how many ducks did we kill out of seven?


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[Assistant] He said, we ain't got the six, uh, six of them cleaned here and gutted, picked and gutted. Where's the other? I said, Hey, look, he said, you must have dropped one. I said, Nope, I didn't drop it. I said, I brought all seven of them in here. So look, Kay goes in to check on the kids. Good night.


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[Assistant] Okay. And she took feeling that one field thing. He's the depth. What I'm talking about. I got a little gross.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. This is, this is, we have been there from 4.30 a.m. Okay, and it's like- Oh, in a decoy.


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[Assistant] No, it was about 2.30. It was late because we've been there. So we finally say, Phil says, I'm going to get the boat. I said, well, I'm going to go out and start picking the decoys up.


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[Assistant] Well hey, stay in the blind. With your gun loaded. With the gun loaded until the boat gets back. Okay. So anyway, I'm in the decoys and look, I've done picked up about 15 or 20 and I'm throwing them.


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[Assistant] And some more water over there, and they're splashing.


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[Assistant] Now look, all morning long, we have seen mother ducks sailing into the lake all day long. This is 239, and we've been watching this for all day. So look for about 15 to 20 minutes. I've been making splash splash.


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[Assistant] Blast! Well guess what? 200, about 100, 100 ducks down on the lake heard all that, so they get up and here they come.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at the shadows of the ducks on the, on the water.


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[Assistant] So all I do is I like, I like to get wet. I sit down and I buy a brook brush.


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[Assistant] Piece of brush. I sit down and the only thing out of the water is my shoulders and my head.


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[Assistant] Jason is the only one that's got a gun. So he raises up and he shoots three times and kills one mother of Drake at about 125. When I look up, there's ducks 50 yards above my head.


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[Assistant] And I'm saying, he said, when I killed one, I said, well, why didn't you kill three?


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[Assistant] I said because you shot at one that was 125 yards high, there was 30, 50 yards above my head.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was 100 yards high. And look, when I looked up, that was 50 yards over my head. And I'll never forget it.


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[Assistant] And I'm looking at you, me and Jason, Jason getting on with me and said, I said, Hey, look, I've been throwing and splashing for 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] And then I told Kay. He's sitting there, both his fists doubled up. I've, I've, I've. Oh, it was fixed by, this is about, how long, about 15 years ago?


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[Assistant] He's interested. I'll do that. Hey, the thing that got me about it is, you know, if there's no doubt in my mind, if I haven't got a pair and splash for 15 or 20 minutes, there was never a duck gonna fly. Thank you. You're right.


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[Assistant] Hold on, we ain't killed dude's squad all day. He said 12, no sir, it was 230. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, no wasted time in here. Everybody's always saying, why don't y'all work? Look at the man. He working on his grip. He pedaling. He brought weights. He brought John David some weights. That's a good day. But you were struggling yesterday, wouldn't you? Yeah. You was, wasn't it? Yep.


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[Assistant] How many whorls? How many whorls? I'll give you two. Hold on. W-O-R-L-D-S. Whorls. Okay, I was making sure you weren't saying whorls.


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[Assistant] So physical that you can see and microscopic. Microscopic.


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[Assistant] Spiritual. And there's the one that the Black Panther lives in, Imaginary.


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[Assistant] He guard you. I enjoyed it. He banished you to the ground. But I enjoyed it. An accidental guard.


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[Assistant] Look at that smile on his face. That's what makes it all work. That's legit happiness though. That's fun to see.


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[Assistant] Huh? Nah, Stone's just a guy. I just dropped him off.


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[Assistant] But that is, that is pretty awesome that a father


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[Assistant] And a child, whether it be son or daughter have the chance to punch a tag on the same day in the same stand and get to high five and hug and celebrate and all that together. And then when you got your crazy old great uncle, great or great great uncle behind you as BK would have, I mean, look at that picture.


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[Assistant] That folks at home is what the outdoors is all about. Right there. That picture right there is why we do it. That's it.


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[Assistant] For those of you that don't know, QB is a compact seated elliptical that lets you get fit while you sit. It's low impact and comes with eight levels of resistance so it's easy on your joints and you can find the level that's right for you. QB is whisper quiet and smooth so it's easy to use in the family room while you watch TV or put under your desk and use while you work.


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[Assistant] Based on a clinical study, QB burns more than 84% more energy than just sitting. QB is a great way


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[Assistant] Get the Cubie elliptical that's right for you. That's spelled C-U-B-I-I-Cubie.com slash duck for free shipping.


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[Assistant] Hi, ehm, we're back. Look, Stallone, I know that had to be.


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[Assistant] The best day deer hunting you've had ever to this point. I'm sure they're going to be more like it, but.


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[Assistant] I know the question right now, all the fans in the bottom, the comment bag, they going to want to know what you going to do with them things.


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[Assistant] Cortico steroids are released by the brain. Yep. Physiological response.


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[Assistant] And you can cheat the system a little bit, folks. If you're listening, you ain't gotta walk in cooler, you don't have these luxuries. You can clean them whenever you, you, you harvest your animal. And then you can put them in ice.


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[Assistant] A couple of weeks or something and you kind of, it's the same kind of principle because you're giving that muscle time to relax and all that. So if you don't have a walk-in cooler and you're not able to hang them and dry age them at 34, 36 degrees.


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[Assistant] You know, like there, there are ways around it. So that's just for you folks that don't, that don't have the, have the means in the walk-in cooler.


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[Assistant] In a, in a not so, in a not so pretty way, you're have, you're performing a controlled rot. Yeah, yeah, no, no, that's what it boils down to. Is what you're doing, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's because y'all made one fatal mistake. You told Phil Robertson not to do something.


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[Assistant] Don't shoot him. So when he hears, don't shoot him.


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[Assistant] Well the first thing, as a matter of spite, to prove to you that I'm still the landowner, he gonna go kill him. Oh, well no, let me correct you on that. And you don't want Phil hunting you, cause he'll kill you.


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[Assistant] When he heard that, he heard challenge accepted.


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[Assistant] So look, it's almost Christmas time and our friends over at Samaritan's Purse are, they're doing it again. They're filling shoe boxes for the children. How awesome is that, man?


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[Assistant] With Hurricane Ida and all the disaster that went down there, they've been in Middle Tennessee working on those floods. They've been in California.


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[Assistant] Working the Dixie fires, basically wherever there's help needed, they show up and they do so.


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[Assistant] While sharing the gospel, Samaritan's Purse is a Christian international relief organization that helps hurting people around the world in their time of crisis and they do it all in the name of Jesus Christ for over 50 years.


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[Assistant] Samaritan's Purse has been helping victims of poverty, war, famine, persecution and natural disasters.


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[Assistant] Here in the US and around the world, they show the love of Christ


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[Assistant] While sharing the gospel and being the hands and feet of Jesus. And here's what we need you to do. Go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to find out how you can get involved with this ministry. If kids are close to your heart, they're doing Operation Christmas Child right now. So that would be awesome. They are great testimonies of what God is doing.


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[Assistant] And opportunities to get involved. Again, that's samaritanspurse.org slash duck to learn more or click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you just don't long for the ride, man.


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[Assistant] I can make you a trailer hitch for my electric bicycle.


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[Assistant] And you can just drag me. I gotta drag me.


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[Assistant] Well it fit on mine cause stone ain't gonna be able to peddle side. That's tough now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like it. That's good that this woman's fired up about deer hunting again. She went a while without wanting to do it. Now she fired up on it again.


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[Assistant] I'd agree. I'd agree. Every time I go to Sy's house, I laugh. Every time.


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[Assistant] Kill what's chasing me. Problem is, problem is in that airport, I tweaked a little something the other day on my left knee. Tweaked? Yeah, I've been, I've tried to run the last two days and she don't feel, she don't feel good. So, I just been walking.


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[Assistant] Alright, well let's take another break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Look, if Phil had never started messing around with building duck calls, none of us would be sitting in this room right now. We love stories about American entrepreneurs and two of our fans...


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[Assistant] Our entrepreneurs themselves, and they have come up with the soft-hold gun magnets.


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[Assistant] John and Lori set out to make the best gun magnets money can buy and boy did they ever. These things are awesome.


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[Assistant] It's high quality stuff. I guarantee you they started making them by hand in their garage and John ended up getting a magnet with a perfect size and strength built to his custom specs.


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[Assistant] They wrap that neodymium magnet in the top grain leather to keep it from scratching your gun, and voila.


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[Assistant] Soft hold magnets were born with perfect holding power and perfect good looks much like myself.


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[Assistant] But, there's a lot of questions. Where can you mount them? You can mount them in your car, truck, tractor, beside your bed, duck blind, in a safe, under a desk or table.


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[Assistant] Under a store counter, let's just call it what it is. You can put them anywhere you need to keep a gun, keep it protected, keep it hidden.


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[Assistant] And protect yourself. Every softhold gun magnet is handcrafted in America with this verse from 1 Thessalonians on the back. Test all things. Hold fast what is good.


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[Assistant] softhold.com, sofhold.com, promo code duck for 10% off your whole order.


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[Assistant] Well look, Si, look, we were at Hazardfest and you, you told a story that I ain't heard in a long time. I don't think John David's ever heard it. About what? About the salesman.


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[Assistant] Bon appetit. And that's why you don't trust yourself.


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[Assistant] And we're back. Johnny D. What we gonna get in here? It's your time to shine. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the address.


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[Assistant] I'm not telling you what you should or shouldn't do, but my mom's neighbor has a white rooster. Uh oh. I can drop you a pen.


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[Assistant] I'm going to buy rocks on my way home. Get rid of all beverages that aren't water. Get you a QB.


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[Assistant] Well, you got it, Abby. Well, Abby, here we go.


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[Assistant] But I thought that was a good one because we went back to Al's childhood.


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[Assistant] I said, you had some good ones. I said, because if I looked at


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[Assistant] Your dad said, Hey, you get to the house and if you boys won't ever show up here again, he can get his tail tore up. You're going to kill him and get yours too.


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[Assistant] He said, you've seen me, what I've put your mama through and then you're going to pull the same stunt? No. No, that ain't no ride around here, son. I'll beat it. Yeah, that dog will not hunt around here. There you go. Hey. But it was good. Al was here and we enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Well, I was asking about both of you. Oh, I believe it.


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[Assistant] When you're holding them and they're awake, they're not that heavy. Once they pass out.


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[Assistant] So I would like. The covert is nothing to play with. No he ain't.


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[Assistant] You know, and the first thing they did was hook the IV to me. They would come in and say, how you doing? I said, I feel great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then I want to see Dr. Hamlet, like after, you know, a month after.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I figured if I had pneumonia, I'd been cold and say, Hey, give me some blankets.


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[Assistant] That's why this thing's so bad though. It hits people differently.


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[Assistant] Me and Stone and BK and Hunter headed north across the state line boys and when we crossed the state line we went to Searcy Arkansas.


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[Assistant] Okay, and we went to the little red, little red river. Okay, this water is about, uh, it's close to that color right there on that package. That's hot. It is not. You bald-faced liar. Look, it'll be a hundred degrees up on top of the cliff.


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[Assistant] Cool, 47 degrees all year round, and look. Did you get in it? Oh did not. I just stuck my hand in it and I said, oh that's nice, but it'd be actually cold.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it was, I said, I said it colonised it, oh no, it feels wonderful.


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[Assistant] This is one of them deals, okay. You're not going fishing.


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[Assistant] Okay, you're going throw your little jig out there with a cork on it.


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[Assistant] Okay, for the next two hours, and catch you a couple on the trail.


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[Assistant] Jeff, I'll tell you, here's the way it went. We watching them splash. I'm sitting there standing there as they launched in the boat. It's out there about 15 yards. Splash, splash, splash, splash, splash. And Jeff said, we're gonna fish right here. That's a good call.


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[Assistant] And he said, BK just throw it right away. Well BK was just dropping it off the back of the boat.


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[Assistant] Stunk. I mean, so shit, drop it off the back of it. Stunk.


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[Assistant] And I'm talking about, hey, that was about all 12 inches. Every one of hers. She caught the big ones. I throw out there. Six to eight inches. They can't drop it off the end of the boat. Boom.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I got a jig and I'm throwing it and letting it fall and jerking it. And I caught four or five rainbow and Jeff was just shocked that I caught the rainbow because we was actually going after the big brown. That's an old brown. Okay, but I didn't catch any brown. Well, you did finally catch one brown. He was about 10 inches long. I want to go fly fish in there. The browns are pretty.


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[Assistant] And I, and he had said, I said, well, I said, uh, how are the trout magnets, y'all?


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[Assistant] And he said, well, they're really better than the crappie. And I said, say what? He said, oh, I'm telling you, it's better than the crappie magnet. And I said, you got it. And then it was like, here we go.


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[Assistant] No, no, it was a prayer, okay. So yeaah, okay.


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[Assistant] Well, there's nothing better than catching fish, filleting them, and then frying them right there on the river. It's something about, it's just, they're better.


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[Assistant] Well hey, we took care of that up there on the red, little red river. That's good. Okay, and hey, it was bad as having a little red wagon running around the neighborhood in it.


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[Assistant] Well no, I said, I said, this is ridiculous. I said, but it's one thing good about it. I said, it's ridiculous fun.


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[Assistant] So I figured he was. He's been on the land, him and Dan, and they've been running around in the whole summer and planting rice and Jack Millet in the muck.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause the river has been up this year for ever finally.


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[Assistant] You know, it got down pretty good, okay, where they could do a little bit of, about two inches of water.


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[Assistant] Then they had, okay, we gotta get it dry to let it come up, since they're planting rice. Well, they had a problem.


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[Assistant] The rivers silted in, okay, so now,


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[Assistant] The river is actually higher than Fields Lake, so it don't drain.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, it's higher. Okay, so for you I had to...


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[Assistant] They're loaded. Hey, good. Already? Oh yeaah, they're loaded. Is that a good thing? That's a good thing. What if they leave?


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[Assistant] I was 6a, I was just 6a. I'm impressed. 35. Oh, she is 35. Look at you.


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[Assistant] Well, I've said it before, it's when somebody's that talented, they're fun to watch.


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[Assistant] They can hit a curve ball better than our pitchers can throw a baseball curve.


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[Assistant] You need to put this in your mind. I'm gonna be good to everybody that come in contact and I'm gonna do what's right. Now, here's the charge.


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[Assistant] All of y'all check the Bible and see how many times God talks about being good and being right.


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[Assistant] And then not only that, and then look at how many rewards you get when you are that way. That's the challenge for you folks.


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[Assistant] Because you will be pleasantly surprised at how much is in there.


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[Assistant] That's one of the things I tell people all the time. If you don't have a strong relationship with your family,


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[Assistant] Okay, with your mom and dad or with your siblings, okay. Then, especially when something, and like JD said it, okay, you have no control over what you're facing.


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[Assistant] Okay, and what you're facing may take you out.


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[Assistant] When stuff like this hits, like I always use it, when first time we did make a wish foundation with kids that were stage four cancer, okay, they're on their way out, they're dying and they come and wanted to see, meet Uncle Si.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's a bone to be chewed right there anyway. But we didn't know how to handle it.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the part about it is, okay, this is out of your control.


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[Assistant] Yep. Okay. There's nothing in and of yourself that you can do to make it better.


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[Assistant] You know, I always asked, okay, is one thing for you to go to the doctor and tell you not me going to the doctor and he said, okay, you've got stage four cancer. That wouldn't really bother me. But if I had to, when my kids were little.


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[Assistant] Go and they tell me my child has stage 4 cancer.


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[Assistant] You know, folks, I'm telling you, life is too short, okay, and pandemic, this thing, COVID-19, is nothing to play with.


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[Assistant] That's why I say, okay, Martin lost his dad to it for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Okay, people have lost their mom, their dad, their siblings, okay. And it's killed over a million. I've had to cover it myself. Okay, it come close to taking me out.


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[Assistant] This is nothing to play with for crying out loud. Get serious about it.


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[Assistant] He who winks maliciously causes grief, and a churning fool comes to ruin. The mouth of the righteous is a fountain of life. But violence overwhelms the mouth of the wicked. Okay. Look, it'll add life. Being right.


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[Assistant] So just be good, do what's right, and God will add years to your life. That's what the good book says.


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[Assistant] That's incredible. Five days a week. How do you do the sit-ups? You put your feet up under something?


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[Assistant] Oh I'm, I'm. And then you forget to breathe. Once the numbers become second nature, you'll be able to breathe. Right now, you're sitting there. What? Crap. What is one? What is two? What is three?


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[Assistant] 235, 235 stone was, when you look back on it now, it's funny.


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[Assistant] The best part of this, this stone is going to be Mr. Lee one day.


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[Assistant] You didn't get a look at? Oh. Si, did you ever think you'd be a belt model? Look at. Oh, and he's got his shirt too. Oh.


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[Assistant] Look, our friends over at Groove Life make silicone rings and belts and the Groove Life ring is the only breathable silicone ring. They've got them in every style you can imagine. We've got them with ducks, we've got them with fish, we've got them with deer.


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[Assistant] Our buddies over at Bone Collector have them. They have a full line of NFL rings and all kinds of prints. The belts you can get in just about any camouflage you want or


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[Assistant] The gray black that Sy is wearing there. So look, they're awesome. Metal bands can't compete. They come in a col- a ton of cool colors and styles, but that's not all Groove Life does. The belts are absolutely just, they're fantastic.


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[Assistant] And what's even better is they have a no BS lifetime warranty on every product they sell. Cut it, stretch it, lose it.


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[Assistant] No problem, Groove Life will replace it. Trust me, you'll love the toughest, most comfortable belt non-demand and the most comfortable ring for guys and girls who play in the dirt. And with a lifetime warranty, there's absolutely no risk. Right now, get 15% off your order at DuckLovesGroove.com with promo code


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[Assistant] Duck Loves Groove. Go to ducklovesgroove.com and use promo code ducklovesgroove. That's all one word. Duck Loves Groove for 15% off. Ducklovesgroove.com promo code ducklovesgroove.


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[Assistant] Had a good chin. See, you lived in the golden age of boxing.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm over here trying to breathe through my mouth and ain't talking.


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[Assistant] No, I've been with you and you've said no, too big. It won't shoot it. So I know you are.


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[Assistant] In the unfortunate accident that you and Christine leave this earth suddenly, who gets sweet pea?


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[Assistant] Well, you know you can figure that out if you just go to trustandwill.com. That's all you have to do. They'll develop it for you. You can pick who you want to have sweet pea and take care of them.


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[Assistant] But that is cool. You know, we are all getting into the point of our lives where we do have to think about the future. You know, we hope nothing ever happens to us, but if it does, it's nice to have all your cares in order, such as Si with Sweet Pea or you know, who gets that 20 gauge. I'd like to think it'd be me since we're blood brothers in 20 gauge shooting, but you know, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And they've helped, excuse me, hundreds of thousands of people protect their families, assets, and legacy. Look, Si, the trust and will stuff is easy. All you have to do is take the quiz, look, it'll fill out everything that you need, answer a few questions, and you'll know then who gets sweet pea.


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[Assistant] Don't wait. Go right now. This is really important. Get 10% off plus free shipping at trustandwheel.com slash duck. That's trustandwheel.com slash


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[Assistant] There's nothing quite like the smell of rotten shellfish.


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[Assistant] Si said no it ain't. I went and got them weights out of his truck a while ago. There's a half a roll of spent paper towels in his passenger seat.


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[Assistant] It don't even make any difference if it's strong. One of the worst things I've ever smelled in my life. Was shrimp out of the bathroom truck? No, it was Phil.


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[Assistant] No, it was Phil. And then Phil.


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[Assistant] I think it's from all them years of commercial fishing.


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[Assistant] He just, you know them, that commercial, you become nose blind. Well, think a rotten cart, buffalo floating in the Washtal River and all. He's nose, if he smells it, it's bad.


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[Assistant] What do you mean clean water? That's what I'm talking about. I thought it'd come that way.


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[Assistant] Nah, Phil, he just don't. I think Phil does it to see how long it'll take for you to say something.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. You need to shower, Phil. Oh yeah. All the time.


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[Assistant] Throwback. Didn't have no time to bathe, did you? Didn't.


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[Assistant] Clothes are warmer on about day four or five of wearing them. Like during the winter when you ain't sweating and you ain't stinking, you know, you just kind of, it's nice weather out there. You wear the same insulated underwear for a couple of days or, you know, your bottom layer and your jacket. Soon as they get wet and you wash them and have to dry them, that first day back, you're like,


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[Assistant] I ain't as warm as I was yesterday. So I don't know if it's the dead skin cells plugging up the holes or what it is.


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[Assistant] He does let him air out. Let him air out boys. But sock, so you gotta change him every day. I don't care who you are. You gotta get rid of them.


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[Assistant] I do. Okay. My feet are like my thermostat. If my feet are hot, I'm hot. If my feet are cold, I'm freezing to death. Like take me somewhere. So.


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[Assistant] It's Tommy John's latest comfort innovation and you can't get it anywhere else. Look. Live at the Apollo. It works cause Si is wearing it post workout. So there you go. Apollo men's underwear is proven to keep you drier and up to seven degrees cooler than regular cotton underwear. Seven degrees? Seven degrees. That's why. That's a lot.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, that's why Tommy John doesn't have customers, they have fanatics. Apollo underwear, soft, supportive, stretches for the perfect fit every day.


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[Assistant] And is available up to a size 4X. So, you know, that's.


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[Assistant] That's a tent maker. So with over 15 million pairs sold, men across America love Tommy John underwear because there's no more flopping, sticking or chafing.


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[Assistant] Cause the problem is you do that at daylight, they don't fly till two o'clock and we don't know they ain't flying till two o'clock. But there we go.


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[Assistant] That's it. Up there. That's it. One bunch. There ain't another duck till two o'clock. That's right. One has froze up. I've done it enough. I froze my butt off enough up there to know you get one good bunch at daylight. You'll kill eight or 10 out of them. If y'all pretty good gun hands.


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[Assistant] And then you might as well pack your stuff and go back to the camp till two o'clock. That's right.


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[Assistant] Warm up. But not feel. No. Nah, we here now. What makes them start up at two? The ice starts to melt and thaw and them ducks know it.


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[Assistant] I can attest to that. It took about 25 minutes.


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[Assistant] Got back with a boat and was like, man, that sounded fun.


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[Assistant] The problem, that works every time but once.


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[Assistant] When there's another hole pretty close to you that was kept open too and they just go laying with them. I've been a victim of that one and then you sit there and watch the ice freeze coming right back to you and you're like, man, this is not good.


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[Assistant] But if you're the only game in town and they know it, they're coming right back. Side ain't gonna be long, we'll be in the blind Saturday morning. Are you gonna be here? Yep. And you ain't gonna have to worry about it freezing. You might have to worry about it evaporating.


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[Assistant] I was about to say, I'll take my chances with the cottonmouth. I can see him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's when, that's when it was a gar hole down there. Oh yeah. You hadn't been able to shoot the whole thing. I know.


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[Assistant] If you watch that, you'll hear Si and WE get to laughing. They just get tickled.


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[Assistant] That's back when Si wouldn't talk. If y'all can believe that. Si wouldn't say a word.


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[Assistant] Well, we're back for the fan segment of the week. Johnny D, what is in that hello at DuckCallRoom.com inbox? Who, who we got today?


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[Assistant] And then, then we went the next day to my place in Arkansas and I killed a band for the last dug of the year. Last Mallard Drake of the year I killed. Three banded Mallard Drake's. In 24 hours essentially. That's right. I'm at zero.


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[Assistant] And that, the one I killed was super cool cause he was banded on my birthday. So he was banded on August 26th by somebody I knew. So that was, I was like.


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[Assistant] So biologists that research birds, period, for the most part, will take a bird and band it. The reason they band it is because it makes them easy to track as long as hunters or whoever does their job and calls and reports them. So when you do that, you get all kinds of data. You get like.


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[Assistant] Life history, life expectancy, you get recruitment, you get, you know, where they migrate to, where they started, where they go, kind of that whole deal. You just, you learn a lot about the bird.


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[Assistant] But there's a lot of people that won't call in their bands for one reason or another. I mean, I know why they used to not call them in.


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[Assistant] Because that's when a lot of the band data was used to purchase refuges.


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[Assistant] The government took the band-aid and said, man, there's a lot of banded ducks that winter right here and they bought the land. They made the landowners an offer they couldn't refuse, which.


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[Assistant] You know, it's one way or the other. We have more ducks today because of that.


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[Assistant] Does it, does it suck that, you know, we can't manage it like we used to and like y'all used to do? Absolutely.


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[Assistant] It is what it is and we have more ducks because of it. So, you know, if you kill a banded duck, it's a pretty cool thing. For, for a lot of people, it's a really cool thing. For me, I just want to know the story. Like the band, you can have it. I don't, I don't really care about the piece of metal.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and last year, like we killed a reward banded Mallard Drake, which I haven't seen one of those in a while. He had a hundred dollar bill on his leg. Uh, this year we banded, I helped Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries band doves.


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[Assistant] So now they're starting to expand. They've learned probably what they consider as much as they can learn about ducks. Now ducks are getting transmitters, which also have bands with them, but


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[Assistant] Now they're more worried about how ducks move at a local level and doves are really getting the forefront of the banding effort now. So if you go dove hunting a lot.


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[Assistant] So like, I mean, Mike, the cool one was banded on my birthday, but he was only like a year and a half old.


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[Assistant] The coolest one I got was I killed a Pentel Drake who was banded 11 years prior to me killing him.


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[Assistant] And he was already an adult bird then, so nobody knows really.


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[Assistant] How long, I mean, that duck was a minimum of 12 years old and could have even been older than that. And to think about that duck going.


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[Assistant] From here to there, from here to there, and one day flying over me and my 20 gauge. Bad call. And the band is like almost worn through on the back. That's how long it had been on there. When I was taking it off, I had to use a pair of tweezers to make sure I didn't break the band in half.


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[Assistant] But I would say out of all of us, I don't know. It's not me. I've only killed 15 or 20 bands. I haven't killed a whole lot. Uhm, but I know Jace has a


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[Assistant] Well, I can tell you this.


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[Assistant] But he was able to hunt when they first, but he, but he was able to hunt a lot when they first started the banding effort. So every duck that these people caught was banded. I mean, it was just, they spent a ton of money.


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[Assistant] It's now the largest reforestation effort in the United States for bottomland hardwood forest.


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[Assistant] He's from Arizona? Phoenix. Phoenix. Ooh, I bet he used to be hot. It is warm.


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[Assistant] My man Thomas, my man Thomas. Thomas asked a question about, okay, what swallowed Jonah?


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[Assistant] Now hey, here's the cool part. Here's the cool part. The question was asked by a, in my humble opinion, and I'm in the, I'm in that too, by a stupid human being, okay? And hey Thomas, I ain't calling you stupid, okay? I'm just, that's a phrase I'm gonna use, okay? He's calling. The human race, in my opinion, is stupid. That's what I was gonna clarify. He's calling.


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[Assistant] But anyway. Which is fine, because I agree. He asked the question, what swallowed Jonah? Okay.


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[Assistant] I, my opinion was a whale. Well guess what?


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[Assistant] You know, the almighty looked down and chuckled.


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[Assistant] And guess what? Hey, he sent a whale, a big humpback quail to, a guy was catching lobsters. He had already caught a hundred. Okay, and guess what? Then, you know, the guy up on the boat is watching the guy's bubbles. He's got a tank on. He's deep sea diving, catching lobster. Well, the bubbles disappear.


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[Assistant] And then there's a big bunch of bubbles come up, and then a big humpback comes up and shakes his head.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause the diver below, he had done swallowed him.


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[Assistant] And the diver was beating on the sides of this whale inside him and so he comes up and spits him back out. That's my near the story of Jonah.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I just thought it was so cool that a human being asked a question and he got chuckled and said, I've done wrote it in my book for you, but here, here it is again.


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[Assistant] If you missed out the first time, I'll remind you of first importance.


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[Assistant] I just thought it was so cool.


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[Assistant] The machine as you call it. Me and my cohort over there, my handler, went to Mississippi for an event. Oh, and they were all telling you about it? And, and my buddy Mark Brewster was with us. Okay. And he's over there, we're sitting somewhere and he starts laughing. I said, what's so funny? He said, what I'm looking at? He said, a whale just wanted a man.


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[Assistant] And then he come back up and he's shaking his head and he said, you know, spit him back out. And I said, I've read that story somewhere.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, you, hey, you brought that up. I was watching surfers. Okay. Okay. And then guess what?


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[Assistant] So I made him. So they went back and they took a guy with a tank on and they get under a surfer, okay, and he's got these fins on.


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[Assistant] Got it. Sharks like seals, okay?


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[Assistant] Uh, Cyrus Ben, okay, he's the chief of the Choctaw Nation. And you gave us one. He's wearing it and I didn't wear mine. What is that? Because I showed it to my woman.


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[Assistant] You only get that. Yeah, you only get that from the chief. They sell some other ones in the store. It ain't from the chief. But it ain't from the chief.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. And hi, if you turn it over, he signed.


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[Assistant] Okay. Okay, and not only that, hey, I brought it home, I had it on. My wife says, ooh, that's beautiful.


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[Assistant] Mine's hanging right there on the, uh, back up mirror. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nosey, okay. And I'm dangerous. It was like when I was on the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, he gets on the phone and a guy comes in and he says, hey, here's the keys to my car, go get the drum that my cousin made me.


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[Assistant] So look, he brings this beautiful drum in there and he tells how they do it. Okay, you've got to make it out of Black Tupelo.


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[Assistant] Okay. Wood. Yeah. Okay. And the way you got to find out about it is okay, you got to go in the woods and you sit down and listen.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's eating bugs out of it. And you've got to know from the sound of it, yeaah, that's a black tupelo tree that that woodpecker's on. So now, let me go find him. And then I can cut that tree down, and all the wood is out of black tupelo.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So this is the neatest thing. They kill a deer. Okay.


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[Assistant] I mean, they, they used the hide on the top of his back because it's the thickest. Okay. To make the drum, they, you know, cure it. Okay. Get all the hair off of, stretch it and they make it.


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[Assistant] The drum is round. Okay. And then they make a real thing where you can bend it. Okay. And they make a wraparound deal.


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[Assistant] That will barely fit over that. They put the hide over it.


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[Assistant] And then push it down with that wood that they've been, then they have rope.


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[Assistant] All the way around it. Okay. And it's, it's crisscrossed.


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[Assistant] And on the, on the crisscross, they got piece of deer hide. Okay. And if you move it up or down, you can actually tune this drum.


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[Assistant] To whatever, if you want it real bassy and soft, you can make that, or if you want it just BAM BAM loud, you can put it up real tight. So I just looked at that and I said, that's so cool. This is handmade for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, he's got to get with the chief.


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[Assistant] No, no, but I am. He's gonna tell the chief I'll pay for it, okay, cause I want one of them drums. It's handmade, costs about three grand.


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[Assistant] And I'll pay for it. I want one because hey, it was so cool. He was showing me and hitting different, you know, beats. Man, you can tune this thing to sound like anything.


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[Assistant] I'm just asking, you said he doesn't. My great great grandmother was full blooded Cherokee.


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[Assistant] You're talking about the Seminoles. I went down there and I love them people, okay.


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[Assistant] Hey, y'all don't realize, okay, if you're a football fan.


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[Assistant] You don't realize how big football players are, cause hey, the Seminoles, okay, uh, used to be, uh, uh, they was always in the playoffs. Florida State? When Bobby Bodden.


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[Assistant] Like father like son, okay, he's a good coach. But anyway, the same as those while I was in the playoff, I loved to watch them, I loved the people. Look, their team come up here, the football team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were standing in front of the stage, they made a line, and I said, I said, what are they lined up for?


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[Assistant] I said, Hey, start them or run them through like cattle.


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[Assistant] Well, I just, to me personally, okay, and I've met people, okay, that are in the, uh, Lime Night, and they're really not very nice.


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[Assistant] And I just think, yeaah, I just think it would be pretty sorry on my part.


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[Assistant] If I won't take the time to sign an autograph or act, I'll take a picture with them.


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[Assistant] Yes. Well, no, no, cause here's the thing. When me and Stone and BK, we went to uh, Mississippi to fish for them big copper nose bream and then went to the Gulf to fish for red snapper and all that. BK gets on the TV when we're at the, at the account and she brought up one and I watched it and I don't remember which it was. I mean, we're crazy, but hey.


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[Assistant] Leave us five stars, like and subscribe, tell your friends. I tell you, they must have cleaned up in here or something, cause the bale's clearer than it normally is.


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[Assistant] Cuz I was fixin' to say, I can't believe you got your, your, uh, grandfather and grandmother runnin' the store.


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[Assistant] Just take a breath. I said because here's the good news. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.


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[Assistant] Trust me when I say this, they're still running this joint.


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[Assistant] So hey, chill out and enjoy life. Well look, we're gonna take


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[Assistant] Somebody wants to go fishing with me? Hold on.


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[Assistant] Well, I know, I got one question. Can he fly?


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[Assistant] Alright, get a bag of wacky worms, boys. That's what I'm gonna be fishing.


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[Assistant] But I need to remind you what they are, love, peace, joy, gentleness, kindness, goodness, okay, self-control.


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[Assistant] Okay, and look, I told Phillip why we've done this rumble behind this guy. I said I had one other day, okay.


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[Assistant] That he literally going, he was in the fast lane, right here in West Monroe. Okay. And he's going like 25 miles an hour. Okay. And, and he's got another guy right beside him in the slow lane. They're both going 25 miles an hour.


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[Assistant] It scared me because not only did the person driving the car, okay, wouldn't move over, but she didn't tap her brake.


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[Assistant] With all the drug problems that the United States of America have got, it's like when you're behind the wheel.


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[Assistant] And you're doing stuff that may, you think is funny? Okay.


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[Assistant] Clicking out five shells, leaving one in it, putting it together and spinning it, putting it into your head and playing Russian roulette. Because hey, you don't know who's driving that car.


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[Assistant] And you're out there doing inconsiderate things. You're operating, operating a vehicle, okay, in a society and there's a lot of other people. You're not the only, this is not your private highway. My man. Okay.


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[Assistant] Just out of stupidity, okay, on both parts. I agree. Number one, look, it's a law, okay. If you're gonna drive, okay, if you come up somewhere and you're in a slow lane, you put your left blinker on, you go around him, and okay, and as soon as it is safety,


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[Assistant] Please drive considerate. Okay, you're not the only one on the highway.


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[Assistant] When I went around her, I got on the horn and I scared her. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I locked the rear end of the girl, okay?


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[Assistant] Look here, I'll give you an example, okay? When I was younger, okay?


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[Assistant] There were some people that had four wheel drives and guess what they did? They put steel two inch pipes on front and it run it down the side. Have you ever heard this story? Hey, look.


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[Assistant] If you would have run out and done that little maneuver with them guys.


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[Assistant] Had pipes on their pickup truck four wheel drive, and I, if you'd pull that maneuver with them. And you'd push people off the road? They will push you off the side of the road, okay?


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm not a saint, okay, sometimes people pull short in front of me and it irritates me to no end.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing that I'm trying to get you to realize about this, okay? And me personally, okay? I let someone else, okay, they was doing something stupid and they made me react to it and I reacted stupidly.


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[Assistant] You need to put this in the back of your mind. Okay. No matter what happened today, I'm going to be, I'm going to be with the fruits of the spirit. Don't go, don't go the thorns and sizzle route that I did the other day. Amen brother. That's right.


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[Assistant] No, no, let me ask you this though. Did you drink yours down there out of Phil's? Nah.


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[Assistant] Aye, aye, boys, and look, it works for senior citizens. It's amazing.


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[Assistant] That's what we got going on in here. That's a big roll. You don't want to chunk it. Uh oh. Size? You can keep chunking it.


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[Assistant] Yes, I've had them. It's delicious. The only rule, Goblin, is Allison doesn't allow mayonnaise to go on her bread. Oh.


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[Assistant] So if this disappears, you'll be sad. It's disappearing. It's slowly disappearing.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness gracious. That's what I had for lunch. I think you know what you can get Goblin for Christmas now. Cheap Christmas present. Right there. Goblin, sourdough, happy man. You make sure you send us that picture tonight when you get home and build that ham sandwich. Cause I know you going to.


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[Assistant] And then take you a toothpick and run it through a garlic stuffed olive and stick that right in the top of it. What you gonna do with that? That's just getting away.


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[Assistant] Is that the one Al got on to right now? No, he means out like it's going.


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[Assistant] For sure, I mean like, and especially this summer, some heritage purses focused on Operation Heal Our Patriots, a ministry to help injured veterans and their spouses.


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[Assistant] That is something we here at the Duck Call room can certainly get behind. The veterans are the reasons we get to sit here and opine about it. So when they come back like that, um, injured and whatnot, it's a rough deal, not only for them, but for their families and Samaritan's Purse is there to help. I know we've personally helped them pack Christmas boxes for kids all around the world. I know that they showed up.


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[Assistant] So here's what we need you to do. Go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to find out how you can get involved with this ministry. Trust me.


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[Assistant] There are great testimonies of what God is doing and opportunities to get involved. Again, that's samaritanspurse.org slash duck to learn more samaritanspurse.org slash duck or click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] Hey, I got a great idea. Vertical. Here, I got you. I got you, guy. When you was talking about your ribs from 4th of July. Being so tender to bones, pull that up.


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[Assistant] He compared himself to a few things. One bread. Yes. What else has he compared to? A dove.


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[Assistant] Lamb? It's got a place. It's got a place, just not at my table.


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[Assistant] Well, I think lamb would be a lot better if people didn't surround it by weird spices. Like if you cooked lamb like deer, like if you cooked it like venison, it would be really good. 100%.


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[Assistant] I've been shot by deer milk when skinning said deer.


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[Assistant] This man, this man said, well, all milk is is cow juice. Well, it's true. It is true. It's not false.


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[Assistant] Oh, we got an apple pie here somebody dropped off this morning. Who was it? The bank people. Bank Corp South. Our bankers dropped us off an apple pie.


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[Assistant] Look, here's what I'll tell you. I absolutely love to cook. And I cook a lot. I do not bake at all. None. None. Not a baker. Not a baker. Not a baker. I like fire.


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[Assistant] I'm a, I'm a big believer in flames when you're cooking.


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[Assistant] He's a big yeaah. He's got a big long tail. Common or boat tail. You've eaten both of those things? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Snap a few pics of your hair and a licensed doctor will review your info and recommend the right hair loss treatment for you.


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[Assistant] Keepsandkeeps.com. Keeps.com. Keep all ya hair.


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[Assistant] That's the bottom line. Here's what I'm gathering. Yes. You would rather somebody that looked like me and Goblin. Amen. Make a cookbook. Versus Si.


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[Assistant] Don't mess with vinegar, okay?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought, I'm with you though. I think they like it so much because they grew up eating it. Because refrigerators weren't in every house. Like they had to preserve a lot of their food. And when you get used to that, vinegar is what it is, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Verbena. Verbena, yeah. Okay, this time it runs for...


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[Assistant] Oh, that was livin'. Okay, trust me. Well look, let's live right on into our next break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] But look, if you use stamps.com to send it to us, you're going to save a ton of money. We use stamps.com here at Duck Commander because it saves us a ton of money and it's super easy. It gives you the best rates from the USPS and UPS plus more.


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[Assistant] And go into the post office? No, nobody wants to go to the post office. That's a bad deal. So you can do it all from the comfort of your home. Some parts of normal life aren't so great, but with stamps.com you can skip the trips to the post office.


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[Assistant] And save on postage, mail and ship anytime, anywhere, right from your computer. Send letters, ship packages, pay less, a lot less.


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[Assistant] And with our promo code duck, you get a special offer that includes a four week trial plus free postage and a digital scale.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree. Do, do copy what Louisiana did with the Nutria program. Oh. Give them boys five dollars a tail. Five dollars a tail. And all of a sudden the Nutria are manageable. Population went down big and quick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And if she listens, now she knows. That's how you ask. Justin?


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[Assistant] I'm just gonna say, presentation will be key in this. Your presentation will be everything in this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say much along the same lines is your fiance.


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[Assistant] I think you can go to the book of Proverbs and there's times in there where it's basically talking about men need to be with men.


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[Assistant] Cause it does strengthen you being with other men, just like being with other women is going to help strengthen her. Like God once said, I don't go hunting and fishing to get away from Brittany. And most of the time I take her with me. I mean, but there's every now and then I look at her and she's like, where are you going? I'm going fishing.


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[Assistant] And she knows if I didn't invite her, then I need my time.


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[Assistant] Like, I, I, and my time a lot of times is actually a long time, like, with nobody. So, uhm, and she respects that. And she knows that whenever, if I didn't say, hey, do you want to go? And I just say, hey, I'm going fishing. She knows it.


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[Assistant] There's something in me that needs to go be alone for a little minute to process some things or whatever that life has to throw at you. Uhm, you know, so just, just be open and honest.


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[Assistant] From the start, don't try to hide it, don't try to...


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[Assistant] Cause all that stuff works both ways. I've seen, I've seen all sides of that stuff.


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[Assistant] Patricia, can I make a suggestion? Buy your husband a boat.


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[Assistant] That Black Panther is- Oh no, no, look, they didn't miss nothing. They've got it all inside that thing with Mr. Belie. That's his name, boys. According to his name.


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[Assistant] Hold on. Yeah. They didn't miss nothing. I mean, not a thing. And they got a shotgun. Was that a shotgun or a rifle in his feet?


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[Assistant] This one's from Kelly, that one's from Dan and Charlene. Kelly, my wife's gonna love this. I bet you can probably scare...


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[Assistant] Man, old Jason and Johnny Guy were insane one time and they're just too stupid to allow their brain to process it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Supposedly three grown men in the pick up. Only one of them saw a black van. Yea, and we all saw the same thing, and it's only one of us that was man enough to stand up and


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[Assistant] Say what it was. It was a back cat with a big long tail, boys.


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[Assistant] No, it wasn't a deer and then Jason finally got it in the right family when he said, oh, when he run in that chest high Johnson grass right there, I got a clear look at him. He was a bobcat.


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[Assistant] I said, well, at least we've got him in the family, the cat family now, anyhow.


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[Assistant] With his shirt off. Jason chose, Jason chose poorly to let John Cowell meet up with her.


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[Assistant] Pick one. You either bite or you sting. Don't do both of them. Your pop me is bad enough. No, when you grab me and then just spin around and sting me.


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[Assistant] I either had to have Buckshot to shoot them three on my front porch.


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[Assistant] Okay, I see it. These suckas were beefed up. You know, you talking about some bull coons.


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[Assistant] Cause Phil run into him and guess what?


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[Assistant] He got a bullet, he got a bullet in every one of them and some of them two and three.


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[Assistant] Go over there to the land. Okay. I shot a bunch of pigs. He said, hey, I got a bullet in all of them. Two or three in some of them. He said, but you need to run them all down. You have it.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. I go out and I had to stay in a hotel.


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[Assistant] Ain't no good. Can't sleep. You done got used to that Helix sleep system, baby. I done got used to it. You know, I got the extra firm. I done got used to it. Hey, I'll say this. They need to upgrade the mattresses in all the hotels. To Helix's.


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[Assistant] Hey, and every once in a while you see a pickup truck and the boat go in the water. Or you just see the headlights sticking out of the water.


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[Assistant] I will suck at that. Yeah. Okay. Cause he said I wore them about two weeks without changing them.


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[Assistant] Modeling for us. You got the physique for modeling. You're an old Christian.


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[Assistant] Spicy thighs and, uh, Magellan stretch pants.


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[Assistant] Alright, that's it. Don't always think it. This one's got a good...


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[Assistant] Well, first I have to ask, what are you arguing about?


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[Assistant] Talk about something that you have in common for crying out loud. Yeah. Cause I know from a, you know, it's a, to me it's sad. Okay. Cause I had, you know, me and my dad didn't talk a lot cause daddy just didn't talk a lot.


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[Assistant] Okay, but the few conversations we had were very, uh, very special to me.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause that, that's the sign that gets me. You're, you're, uh, missing, you and your father both are missing a great opportunity.


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[Assistant] To establish a good relationship with each other.


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[Assistant] And that's the sad part of it. That's one reason I said, Hey, find something on common ground that you can actually talk about and not get mad. Cause then you can.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing I will tell you. Okay. Both of you probably are looking and saying, okay, you gonna have to change.


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[Assistant] Okay. That ain't gonna work it out. Okay. That's why I like, I like marriage. Okay. You fell in love with each other. Okay. You know, because of who you are.


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[Assistant] So don't, don't try to change someone. The only person you can change is yourself. Amen. Okay. So you know, if you're looking to change him, you're never, you're never going to establish the relationship you're hoping to have with him.


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[Assistant] Don't put it off. Don't put it off. Do it today. Okay? Right now. You're not promised the next second. Yeaah. Okay? Neither is he. So don't put it off. And I agree. Fix this today.


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[Assistant] We wish you great luck with the relationship you're trying to establish with your dad.


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[Assistant] Here's my personal thing, okay, this is what I really believe. God the Father and His Son Jesus, okay, and the Holy Spirit, they understand what you're going through, okay, especially, okay, you're deployed in a war zone, okay.


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[Assistant] That right there is hard enough, but know that the creator, and this is just my personal belief, okay?


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[Assistant] Uh, God Almighty and His son Jesus, in my personal opinion, have a personal relationship with soldiers. Okay?


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[Assistant] They understand, okay, cause you're put in a situation that you have to do things that the rest of us never have to face. Okay, that's why on the other one asking how do I, how do I get back into civilian life?


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[Assistant] After I've been a by nations warrior, okay, especially if you're been in a war zone, that's a tough one. Okay, but I just tell you, hey, surround yourself with veterans. Okay, because they understand no one else does.


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[Assistant] Okay, veterans do because they've been through it with you. That's why our bonds form between soldiers.


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[Assistant] That's thicker than blood. Okay. Because these people have had to depend on each other.


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[Assistant] Uh, to keep alive for crying out loud. But hey, God understands what you're going through, and Stone said it, okay. You keep yourself available for God, with God Almighty, by reading His word every day. And hey, ask Him to help you with what you're dealing with.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause he does, he does understand that's my personal belief and I'll leave it with that guy.


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[Assistant] Those that have been through and, and has been baptized with live fire. Okay. Against the enemy. Okay. Trust me. Everyone that wears the uniform is a hero to me. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Okay. I always have. Okay. And look, we need heroes. Okay.


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[Assistant] But y'all are those that have served our nation, especially those that have gave limb and life for us, so we can sit in here and do what we're doing here, talk and be safe.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's why I, you know, I don't have the word to describe how much I do respect you first. Okay. And then love you for who you are and what you've gone through for this country. And I'll stop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you too, Stone. Stone, me and Stone understand when we said, okay, they're at a different level than I am. That's right. I served, okay, but I didn't serve to the level that I met. Johnny Depp.


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[Assistant] Hey, like I told you before, Jesus does know, okay? He's, you're special to Him. I really believe that.


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[Assistant] And he's what been world champion armwrestler for oh what? How many times?


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[Assistant] Wow. Look, and he's married to a very sweet little woman over there.


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[Assistant] Don't mess with mama cause she'll pin you too. She's a seven time champion.