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[Assistant] Well, it meant a lot to you too, to see him actually do it. You know, like, if you'd have walked by in that pile, would have still been there. You'd have never learned that lesson. That's exactly right. So that's, that's, that's, that's...


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[Assistant] The guy whose dad worked shift work and had to work in the graveyard. I know where you're at. I didn't get beat with no extension cord, but there was a very different set of rules when he was working graveyard.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. No, I, I say, I mean, that's kind of what my, I was going to say about mine. My parents always instilled in me, make them.


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[Assistant] Make them wonder what would happen if you didn't show up tomorrow.


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[Assistant] What are they going to do without you? Kind of a mentality.


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[Assistant] You know, back in my heathen days, I spent a night in the park at a lot of my jobs. That way I wouldn't oversleep. You know, I just slept in the truck because I knew they'd wake me up when they got there. You know, I mean, when you'd be out till three, four in the morning.


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[Assistant] Doing stupid crap and just, you know, it's like, well, I got to be there. I wouldn't know I'm going to call in. It wasn't none of that. And it wasn't like, I'm going to be late or not show up. No.


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[Assistant] That's been there, done that, but you were there. Show up, baby. That's a major one there. That's a, and one that seems to be lost. Oh yea, hold on.


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[Assistant] You know, what the last, well the last couple of weeks I've heard the excuse of, my wife's sick, I can't come to work. What? Huh? Huh?


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[Assistant] What does that have to do with anything? Just show up. Unless she's in the hospital and you have to be there with her. That, that, uh-uh. Be there.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I think that, I mean, I think that same kind of deal, like, you know, just, if you say you're gonna do it, whatever it may be.


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[Assistant] Do it. It doesn't matter how trivial the task is. If you say you're gonna take out the trash, take out the stinking trash. Right. If you say you're gonna show up to work, show up to work.


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[Assistant] Like, and that goes for every stage of life. Like, just...


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[Assistant] Just do whatever you say you're gonna do. Be a man of your word and everything else will fall into place.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, that's, that, that was what bread contracts. No, no. Yeah. It was a handshake. Yeah. And, and, and.


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[Assistant] Kids! I love it, man. That's good. Alright, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Uh, wrap up today's fan interaction show via the Instagram.


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[Assistant] I think this is a cool way to wrap it up. One of them ass.


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[Assistant] I say that a lot of places I go. There's two things I'm certain of. One, there's a judge. Two, I'm not him. Yeah, I'm not him. I'm not him. So anything you've done,


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what, I mean, actually that's one of mine too. I would say 1 Corinthians 15, 1 through 4, where Paul takes the time to remind us about the gospel is one I go to. Uh, you know, back when I was sick, my buddy handed me Psalms 91, 2, saying, you know, my God,


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[Assistant] You're my refuge. I trust in you and I'm safe.


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[Assistant] And one that I've been on for just a little while now, even since then, cause everybody knows last year of my life, it's been fun. Well, it's been, because of this, it's been joyful. It's hard for me to say that.


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[Assistant] James 1, 2 through 4. Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know...


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[Assistant] You know, for the past year, I go to that one often.


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[Assistant] That's hard to consider hard times joy, but you know what's to come. It's not, it's not about right now. What's to come? What's to come? So, you know, that's, that's where I'm at currently. So Johnny D, you want to?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna borrow somebody's hot car. And then we gonna zoom zoom. He gonna zoom zoom. I don't know what that is.


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[Assistant] The big one. And then I always took the little sissy hooks off of it and put me some sure enough three, three hook. Dang. You actually got you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] They already know it. I told them, I think, last podcast. One year, I hooked 30 bows over six. Anywhere from six to fifteen.


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[Assistant] No, it was a year. No, it was a year. And I never. Six to fifteen pounds. You know how many I got in the boat?


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[Assistant] They just tipped the gears on the rod and the reel. They broke the rod. They broke the line. Are they?


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[Assistant] They pulled me in a p-roll one mile from where I hooked him and it was one little log and one limb on the bottom of that lake.


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[Assistant] And he pulled me one mile. That one weighed fifteen.


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[Assistant] Okay. This ain't for entertainment. This was a true life event for me.


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[Assistant] White willow leaf, willow leaf spinner bait with a white skirt on it. And the dam had blew out on Corny Lake. Corny Lake. There it is. And dropped it four foot in all the cypress trees, all the root wads on them.


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[Assistant] He was under there splashing with his tail knocking all of the mosquitoes and bugs off and then coming back neating them.


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[Assistant] 100%. It made me sick in my stomach the whole day after that. Because he pulled me one mile. How big was he, Sy? 15 pounds.


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[Assistant] Look, hey, I'm looking at 8 inches and that's half of him sticking out of the water. He look like a big whale come up.


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[Assistant] Oh, JD, it made me so sick after I hung up on that, after he hung up on that limb. I said, I got to know. And so I just started from right there and started paddling in a circle, getting bigger and bigger and bigger until I got right beside that big cypress tree where I hooked him. And then I looked over and said,


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[Assistant] Christmas. Oh, he was a bull. Trust me. I have, I've caught, my biggest one is what, seven and three quarters, something like that. Well, I've caught some good bass.


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[Assistant] That's a good length of fish. A lot of cypress trees. Hammer hole. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now the different man, he may have had a name, but hey, he wasn't worth no 500 grand.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. You'll throw the cornmeal out the back window. Wait, what? You'll throw the cornmeal out the back window and then fry it with mustard and flour.


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[Assistant] It's a correction on that. What's that? Correction. Hey, I just was told this yesterday by Stone. Yea. Dave cooks better fish than Phil, Willie and Jason. Who? Who's Dave? Dave. My dad? No. Because he does. Teaching him jujitsu.


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[Assistant] Martinez. Yea, Martinez. I got you. Yea. He put some special, he put some special stuff on it and Jay said, hey, Thomas, that is the best fish he has ever eaten. Hey, I'm gonna pop you if you keep this up. Forget the bail. I'm gonna ring your bail.


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[Assistant] That's actually really good. Yeaah, we call him Goggleah.


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[Assistant] He's bass fishing for a living. And he's really good at that. And he's good at that. Really good at that. The one who just won proves that.


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[Assistant] You know, he's good. He's, boy, I burnt 18 gallons of gas, you know, the other day bass fishing. I said, you catching anything? He said, no. I said, you know what your problem is? He said, hey, I fish the pro circuit. I said, hey, look, I just, you know, I'll give you a hint. I can tell you your problem.


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[Assistant] I don't, I can't afford a motor. Okay, so Phil gave me a DuraCraft. 14 foot aluminum DuraCraft.


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[Assistant] But anyway, Phil gives me the boat, I got in the back of the pickup, go to Toledo band, pull up to the military landing, okay, slide it out of the back of the chuck, in the water,


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[Assistant] Tie it up, go park my truck, come back, get in it. I got my paddle, I ain't got no trolling motor.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I start right there where everybody, they're jumping in these big boats and they're backing them in the water and cranking up these 450 Yamahas and all that stuff and here they go shooting rooster tails. I go right around the point.


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[Assistant] And catch about 40 bass. Just, just fast that I can throw that, uh, uh, darn, uh, gaah, camp the rebel. On top water. It's early in the morning. Just every time I throw it, twist it, pop iron.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, and then hey, power back to the boat, bring my truck down, load it up, yeaah, go to the house, yeaah. So there is saying, okay, I can understand it, covering territory, yeaah, you fish, you fish and spend a bit a lot? I, I, I thought I spent a bit, quite a bit, absolutely. Yeaah, cause the man, I like to watch Van Damme.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. He's down there on what? Lake Pontchartrain I think is where they had one of them big tournaments. Uh huh. Yea, he was. And he strapped their rear end with a spinner brake. Yea, that's a classic.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, he strapped him. Yeaah, strapped him. And I mean, it was like, what does that weigh? It's four and a hash. What's that next in the way? He weighed five too.


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[Assistant] He just kept upgrading and, you know, he'd pull him, throw him away and throw a full pounder away, you know what I'm talking about. That's when it's nice. You just look at him and he'll throw the full pounder away.


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[Assistant] It don't mess around. It goes directly to the Parliament and gets rid of it.


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[Assistant] When he said that about the bait, I just remember in it, the classic on punch train.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the spinning bike was always hitting the water. I mean, it was, it was a, just a blur.


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[Assistant] You know, and then the other time he just, you know.


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[Assistant] That's about the way he was fishing, and every now and then it would be, yeaah, okay, put him in a five pounder, put him in a, in a coop.


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[Assistant] You gotta have a lot in your arsenal. Yeah. Okay. You have, you really do. Okay. Especially, uh, with the talent.


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[Assistant] Okay, that, that y'all are going up against. Okay.


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[Assistant] But, I just, y'all, cause I, I, I mean, that devil horse. I can't get off that devil horse. No, no, I'm serious before I, cause if, look, if, if you throw that and get ten bites, one of them's gonna be a big one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's just, that's guaranteed. If you, if ten bass hit that, that devil horse, one of them's gonna be six or better.


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[Assistant] Maybe the best producer in your talk about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would be leaving when the sun's gone down or it's getting dark. A guy would be pulling up, older man would be pulling up back in his boat. And I looked in his talk about he was fooling with it, fix a tie on a bite.


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[Assistant] He had one color and one color only. Black. And he fished at night.


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[Assistant] Everything he had in his tackle bar, I just, I couldn't get over it. I said, wait a minute, everything in there is black. He said, yeah. He said, I don't fish, I don't fish in a day like ours.


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[Assistant] And like when he come out the morning time, if you were there and seeing what he had in his cooler, you'd say, good grief, maybe I ought to buy me a bunch of black baits. That sucker better had a whole bunch of mosquito repellent too. You ain't kidding.


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[Assistant] Okay, so he would, he would troll for strappers, or strippers.


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[Assistant] And then come back and pick me up after daylight, you know. And he was fishing. Oh yeaah, he's out fishing, you know. So hey, you know, daylight, here comes two and I kill them two, here comes two more and I kill them two, you know, I'm done. So I keep hearing this giant splash.


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[Assistant] So, I'm waiting on him to come pick me up. So I start walking around the island a moment.


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[Assistant] Now I get on the back side, I kept hearing the splash, kept hearing, finally I see the splash over, you know, in some stick, stick-ups along the bank.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, next thing I look and here's a two pound crappie coming out of the water. And then behind that two pound crappie is about a fourteen pound bass. Okay, and look, he looked like he was that deep. Okay, when he was.


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[Assistant] I mean he was a bull, but anyway, as soon as the guy comes on and picks me up, I said, hey look, since you're in the trolling, I don't know if you can do it over there along that tree line over yonder near the bank. I said, but you need to go find fish. I said, because there's a bass that weighs about 14 pounds.


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[Assistant] You know, I said he was trying to eat a two pound crappie, you know, and he had a 27 pound stripper, you know, in his uh, live.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause this was the thing that answers me. Guaranteed.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause hey, the man's got a, the man's got a tough life. He does?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you go fish for a living trying to make your living. No, I wouldn't be able to do that. That's why I said the man's got a tough life.


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[Assistant] We're trying to get all you suckers that think you're as good as him. Let your chicken, baby.


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[Assistant] I'd like to fish with him. Next time he's in town, fish, invite me.


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[Assistant] But I can tell you what you're doing wrong. Hey, that's fair enough.


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[Assistant] I told that to Jason, Jason, uh, Hey, I play golf five days a week. How long have you been playing? I said, I never played the game. I said, but just because I don't play the game, don't mean I can't coach you to become better at it.


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[Assistant] Oh no, hey, you ought to go up there and fish it. He's still up there.


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[Assistant] Kelly, every time you get on it, you break something on it. And I said, Hey, look, yeah, cause I'm the only one that gets on it and does work with it. Yeah, it breaks down.


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[Assistant] I still want to answer my question that I asked earlier and you said we're going to get to that later. Okay. Which one?


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[Assistant] I was just thinking so, JD, don't bother me with the details of big budget and all that. I ain't got time.


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[Assistant] Tell me that was in a tournament and of course you won it. It was not in a tournament. You gotta be kidding me.


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[Assistant] I got a big ol' tail. If he's pulling a big ol' bass boat, he's a bull.


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[Assistant] Either that or he's on steroids.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause what he's saying is that's what's wrong with America today. Instead of instead of putting in the time, okay, to make it work.


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[Assistant] They're always saying, uh, well it's your fault. It's everybody's fault except the man that decided that's what I want to do.


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[Assistant] Well, that's just, that's just common sense. Okay. I used to be, you see someone that is good. Okay. Hey, he's, he's, he's done the time. Yeah. It's like the deal about, Hey, if you do the crime, you better be prepared.


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[Assistant] Well hey, here's the deal, common sense, bigger bait, bigger


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[Assistant] That was really, that was a really fine bongo bells I had.


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[Assistant] I was also known as mama's baby boy. All my siblings were jealous of the relationship me and mom had. Were you the favorite? That's what they said.


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[Assistant] Hey, the first always catches it. You were the trainee. I was the guinea pig. Yeaah. The first one, you know, that, hey, you're the guinea pig. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] Here's the deal. What's the favorite, your fondest...


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[Assistant] Uh, recollection about your mom growing up.


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[Assistant] Cause I've got mine. Yeah, I'll start with mine. Look, mama, okay, dad was always away working. Okay, so that left to discipline, okay, up to mom.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it just, now that, you know, as you look back, a lot of things that wasn't funny at the time become hilarious. Okay. So mom was one of the types that she would, you would do something like break a bunch of knives or something. And she'd say, I'm going to get you for that.


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[Assistant] Three days later, you're something, something, time has moved on.


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[Assistant] Three or four days later, something else would happen. She said, I'm going to get you for that. Five days later, something else happened. Then you would catch her in one of them, what we call moms in a bad mood.


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[Assistant] And then it was one of them bushes, you know, people say, God, I ain't got a sense of humor. Oh yeah. Trust me.


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[Assistant] Maybe all that thunder and stuff, maybe that's him laughing, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But anyway, he's got a sense of humor because hey, he made a bush grow in our yard.


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[Assistant] That it, it done, it was one purpose in life.


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[Assistant] It grew the perfect switches to whip young people with.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause all mom had to do was do this with her wrist, and that thing would eat you up.


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[Assistant] It, it may be. I don't know. Cause we had one in our yard, so anyway.


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[Assistant] I think I got smart. I know, I know what's going on now. So she told me go get a switch. I went out there and I grab it and do it this way. You know, I got that in a break after about four, four licks. Break it off. Oh yeah, it lasted four licks. She broke that one. She said, young man, go get me another. And she said, let me go ahead and explain to you.


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[Assistant] We may be here all day and we may pick every, that bush down to the bare ground. Cause you better get a good one. Look, the next one I picked.


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[Assistant] It wasn't funny at the time, but now looking back, cause look, you know, you do stuff and she'd let it go for three weeks and then you're running around. She's got you by the hand.


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[Assistant] And she's got that little old switch that is just eating your bare legs alive. And she's just, you're doing a dance. She's leading. Okay, you're running around a circle and she's just, oh yeah, what was it last week?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, you broke that butchin' out. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh yeaah, hold it. Two days ago, what was that? What'd you do, yo? Oh yeaah, you were disrespectful. He's spinning in his chair.


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[Assistant] Alright, you want me to tell you what really does that? Okay. You need to stop that, uh, what is jujitsu? That's what getting that elbow out of shape is.


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[Assistant] No, listening to y'all, it, it, you know, I never thought about it.


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[Assistant] The parents must have got together and talked to each other about, okay, how are, how are we going to do this? Because y'all say the same thing that mine says.


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[Assistant] I think she was, she was uh, what, 87 when she died? Everything in her kitchen was Dutch oven iron. Okay?


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[Assistant] So hey, no, no. Little white, little white-headed lady and her house was a log cabin that she had done washed with a rag so much.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause she used, put turpentine on a rag. Oh. Turpentine thing. I believe it. But she had, hey, she had whooped you and all that. You grab hold of that woman's arm. You know.


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[Assistant] I got on mamaw's back, son. Here's the choice, okay. You know, you don't want dad whooping you.


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[Assistant] Cause people don't realize it, you know, cause my kids, I, I remember my kids talking in the room, they done got their butt tore up and they was in there talking about, well, how in the world did she know that? You know, you could hear them whispering in the tunnel.


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[Assistant] We was behind closed doors, how did she know what we was doing?


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[Assistant] We tell them, we tell them, hey, it's hard for you to imagine there's child.


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[Assistant] That's one of my biggest regrets, okay, is I did not get to know, I got to know both grandmamas, but I did not get to know the men, my grandfathers, neither one on either side, and it has always


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[Assistant] To put it mildly, piss me off big time. Okay, cause when they talk about them now.


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[Assistant] You know, cause I tell people this all the time. Kids get something from grandparents. Oh, for sure. That they can, it's not anywhere else in the world. And I don't know if it's because the parents haven't got the time to actually spend the time with them. The grandparents do have the time.


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[Assistant] And it was like you said. Well, no, no, cause all I remember is the love that my parents showed each other.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I feel so sorry for kids that don't have a mom and dad.


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[Assistant] Because my father never left the house that he didn't kiss mom back.


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[Assistant] Never left the house, cause Bumble was reminded, if he got in a hurry, like he was going, you know, I had to go to work, he'd be getting in the car or something, she'd be like, James, you forgetting something?


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[Assistant] Okay, like you was talking about, I know good and well just when you say about your, your papa.


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[Assistant] That woman wanted to cook the meal every day of his life. Every day. My father, I remember him and she get, mama would get so mad every once in a while. All dad had to do was, he'd shake that glass and hey, mom stand beside him and pour her tea.


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[Assistant] And every time she'd catch it, it'd make her so mad. Dan, I'm gonna knock you, I'm gonna knock your head off.


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[Assistant] That's all that matters. If it works for you, more priority.


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[Assistant] We're guessing you. No, I never did realize it until people get to talk about me and Jason. I said, well, you know, I lived in Junction City up there where Phil was teaching scoop. You know, and we kept, we kept Jason when he was a baby a lot on weekends, you know, cause Cain, you know, needed a break.


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[Assistant] So that's why he's, you know, and plus I, you know, Phil had told me, okay, he's in the hospital and I was there and she said, hey, go find your brother and find out what he wants to call this boy.


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[Assistant] Where was Phil? Phil was on the Red River fishing. Putting out nets and shot lines. Okay, trying to make a living. Okay, so look, I walk up on the levee, you know, walk up, get on the cliff. He's down there in the boat and I said, hey! He said what?


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[Assistant] I said, Kay wants to know what you want me to, what we gonna name this child, y'all have it. You know, and he said, what you want me to do about it? I done done my part.


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[Assistant] I said, hey, your woman asked you what the name of the child. And the child has been born? Oh yea, you know, and, and...


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[Assistant] You know, so I come back and tell Kay, I said, Kay, you're not going to believe this. And she said, what? I said, your husband said, name him after me. And she's stinking shit. Okay, okay. You know.


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[Assistant] I know it, you know. We're sitting at the stupid, uh, can't even think of the joint's name now, uh, before everybody hanged out of school. You know, and Kay, and look, I'm in the back seat of Kay's car. You know, Phil's driving and Kay's sitting beside him and I walk up and said, who's that in the back seat? You know, Phil? He said, oh, it ain't nobody beside, don't worry about it. Cause I went there where they went. I'm serious.


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[Assistant] This is uh, Friday afternoon. Okay, my wife's working. She works for the government. I'm working in a deadbeat job.


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[Assistant] She comes home, okay, and when I married her, we come down here to Louisiana, okay, and stay with Phil and Kay for a while till we, you know, got a new job and went, you know, got away, finally.


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[Assistant] But when we, when we left and she said, Hey, I'll never come back to Louisiana ever again.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So she said this my whole married life. I'll never go back. She said that.


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[Assistant] You know, Friday afternoon, she comes home, and you know, as soon as she walks in, we sit down, you know, we get talking about what's going on. She says, you know what you need to do? You know, and I'm looking at him, I said, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] She said, you need to go to Louisiana and work for your brother.


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[Assistant] Well, I literally got on the phone and called Tracer Lee and said, hey, I'm pretty sure your mom's dying.


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[Assistant] I'm serious, this is serious, dear. I said, I thank you, mom was dying. And Tracey said, what are you talking about? I said, well, she just told me I need to...


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[Assistant] Go work for my brother and we're going to move back to Louisiana. And Tresa says, yeah, I think she's dying. So me and Tresa both think she's dying. Okay, so look, this is Friday.


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[Assistant] Saturday, okay, I'll call Phil to find out what's going on, and he says, uh,


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[Assistant] You know what you need to do? And I said, what's that? He said, I need you to come down here and work for me. You need to put the raids together. He said, I can't get none of these idiots around here to do it. They just won't do it. So he said, I need somebody that I can depend on that will sit down and put the raids together.


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[Assistant] So that's the way the conference goes. I say, okay. I say, well, let me, I gotta see if I can sell this place, man, and I'll get back with you. That's Saturday.


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[Assistant] Sunday we go to church and we're, here's the way the conversation goes with the people at church. Hey, I'm thinking about, uh, moving to Louisiana, but I gotta sell my place.


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[Assistant] So look, we leave the church building, drive back home, we're eating dinner. A lady from church pulls up in the yard and says, you ain't sold your place yet, have you?


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[Assistant] And I said, no darling, we just talked about it today. She said, I'll buy it.


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[Assistant] How much you want for it? I told her whatever it was, you know, 15,000, whatever, you know. She said, okay, we'll do paperwork tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So look, I look at Christine and I said, hey look, I'm gonna pack my stuff and I'm going to Phil's tomorrow morning. I said, when you get everything ready, okay, I'll come, sign the paperwork, pick you up and we'll head out.


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[Assistant] That's why, and look, this, God worked all this out.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. No, no, you gotta think about that. Friday, she says, hey, you need to go to Louisiana and work for your brother. Saturday, you know, he calls, we talk, and he says, yeah, you need to come work for me. You know, Sunday, the house is sold, the farm is sold, and hey, I just, you know, hey.


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[Assistant] I'm leaving in the morning, y'all. I'm going to Phil's house, y'all. As soon as you get everything ready to go, I'll be back outside and pick you up. Alright? Rest of it's history.


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[Assistant] Well what happened with the Kentucky Derby? The winner. What about the winner? Tested positive for steroids.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, hey, M-Medina Spirit, what a name. But yeaah. But he tested positive for steroids. So now I don't know. Was he denied his, uh- I don't know.


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[Assistant] Hey, they trained that horse. Okay. And put him in a weight room and he lifted weights and he worked out, you know, and then he was a Kentucky Derby. Thank you. Give me a break. Hey, so you're saying it's a drug. Okay. Hey, the guy that come up with this was a drug dealer.


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[Assistant] Then he comes up with the, he has a brainstorm and it was a good one because he said, Oh, I'm not going to sell you drugs anymore.


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[Assistant] This is a performance enhancement thing I'm selling you now. For horses. Hey, no, no, for people too. Okay? Hey.


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[Assistant] You're the biggest bunch of bulls.


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[Assistant] Alright kids, don't do drugs. So, I just got a note. Hey, disqualify the sucker.


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[Assistant] The human, not the horse. Hey, well disqualify both of them.


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[Assistant] But there's tigers running around in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] So I don't hate that Black Panther crap, okay? They are alive and well out there in the woods boys. Yes they are.


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[Assistant] The horse cheating? No, there was a man involved in that.


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[Assistant] Okay, it wasn't the horse's fault. Martin is right. Martin is right about that, but he's still disqualified.


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[Assistant] That's it, slash dot duck. Slash dot duck.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to watch it. I like the droopy doll. I love droopy


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[Assistant] No, no, no, that's the one when you said the underdog, that's who I saw, droopy dog.


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[Assistant] She's more precious than the most precious jewel.


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[Assistant] Alright boys, here's what we're going to start off with. Uh oh. Alright. Okay. Alright. And then when we give our Bible verse, then it'll all make sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, as far as it concerns the world. Okay, what I'm gonna do is, in every circumstance I find myself in, I'm gonna do what's right.


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[Assistant] And it uhm, becomes clear when we read the Bible verse. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] Well I know, but no, Atlanta ain't that bad. Atlanta's got to your hot dog.


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[Assistant] In the afternoon. Yeaah, and I know this. And Munro is on the bottom of the list. Oh yeaah, they just soon as walk home. At all airports. They just soon as walk home.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing that gets me. It's like when you're on the highway and you know, here's the traffic jam and you're slow and slow and slow. Well, you're, you're expecting to come up on an accident, a big scene where there's 10 car wrecks and all this and there's, you know, EMTs and all kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Y'all, hey, as soon as we get up there, look, the other day, we were somewhere, okay, coming back from a fish trip, and look, you know what caused it? A chicken? This is, no, this is for two hours.


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[Assistant] We've got a wrecker and he ain't even got a vehicle, but he's got caution lights blinking.


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[Assistant] They were scared to death to go around him.


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[Assistant] I used to, I used to. Nope, can't eat it anymore. Why? Cause when, hey, when Phil fries shrimp, they're delicious. Okay. Now they are. Everybody else.


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[Assistant] That's one problem. Once he says, okay, let's eat. Okay. I ate way too many of them and then that night.


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[Assistant] Pick it up, and I'll put it in your mouth. Well by the time you get through that night you just...


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[Assistant] Most people don't, yeaah, most people don't do that right. You don't want it real thick. What's that, the fat? The fat, yeaah. You gotta want it, when you put it on the fire, if it don't crinkle it up and give it a little crusty.


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[Assistant] And look, it comes from the pristine waters of New Zealand. Take over, Martin!


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, look. I'm talking a big cup, mug, the mug. Okay. I'd put about that much in the bottle and then fill it up with hot water, the rest of it, and it'd be good coffee. He drinks oil.


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[Assistant] But anyway, he never did, hey, he never did, hey, the thing was still just burning rubber, but hey, he said hey, you need to check the oil on that for me, you know. So I went out there, it ain't oil.


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[Assistant] No, no, hey, he had, it was grease. The dipstick, you just pull it out and just...


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[Assistant] You'd have a ball of grease over your head. Stick it back in.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no. Hey, it blew up. It'd blow up if you put oil in it. Because hey, nah, it ain't no wonder at all.


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[Assistant] Okay, they had to take the, uh, valve covers off to do something, check something.


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[Assistant] I went to Indiana for an event. They have it every year. How was it? It was good. We run, uh, 1,800 through the first service and then 1,700 through the second service and people, uh, 50 people, you know, came to either accept Christ, you know, or you know, read


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[Assistant] Well, hey, hey, we went to the track. Okay. And they had, uh, the guy told me what he does. Anyway, car dealers, they bring all their cars to the track and then the, uh,


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[Assistant] I guess the owners get to actually drive them. And that, and that, Indianapolis has got three tracks.


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[Assistant] And we was on the grand peak, you know, and that's all, that's all them quick turns. I'm talking about 90 degree and then come out 45 and just a small stretch. Okay. Straight stretch.


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[Assistant] But we did get 140 anyway. You were driving? No, no, Tony was and hey Tony, I'm buckled down with seatbelt. Tony Stewart.


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[Assistant] Oh no, hey, now them Corvettes, brand new Corvettes would run. Would they? Yeah, 495 horsepower. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no. Gas burners. No, this has got an engine in the back. Oh. You know what I mean, a big one. Yeah. 495 horsepower.


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[Assistant] The engine's in the back? Oh yeaah, yeaah. He showed me, he said, pop the hood on front, see what's in there.


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[Assistant] Remote control. You know, he hit a couple buttons, you know.


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[Assistant] The back flips open, you know, where the engine is, but you can't see the engine. It's underneath a, uh, some kind of deal.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's why when I found out he got talking about his injury, I said I didn't crack it real. I said I tore just what you, I popped just what you popped. When he's getting that coke out of his chest? No, no, when I was putting that crap in. Oh, my bad, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] It was ta-da! And I said, what was that shot? And that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I said, well, all they'll do is I think I cracked the real, you know, cracked the real, I said, they'll just, you know, put a band-aid, you know, thing, one in ace band, ace band, you don't want to do that. Yeah. And I said, I don't, you know, I can do that myself.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, but three days, I walked around and every time I moved wrong or if I coughed or sneezed, it was just like, just come up and stab me.


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[Assistant] Okay, and look, the infirmary, my wife just said, hey, I'm tired of hearing you whine. Get in the car, I'll take you to the doctor. Well, as soon as I got in there, you know, I said, what's wrong? I said, well, you know.


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[Assistant] And I said, oh, okay. You know, the doctor said, hi. Oh, so-and-so nurse. You know, go get a shot.


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[Assistant] I fought the pain for three days, then the doctor told the nurse, go ahead, you know, she dropped you to a pile.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause me and pain, my tolerance for pain is zip.


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[Assistant] Every time I got stabbed and I said, I told my wife, I said, Hey, do not let me be that stupid ever again.


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[Assistant] I'm not a big, won't pick them up unless they on heads.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause the last place you're gonna find Phil Robertson is on a beach at the ocean.


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[Assistant] I don't know what he said. I just know, he says I ain't going.


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[Assistant] Bathe it up a perch and throw it out there in that river and then watch them see that, that willow goat. In the water. Then you run up there and grab that line and throw them in. Either a big ol' 30 pound alp or a big ol' 30 pound blue.


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[Assistant] Oh, I was just fixing cycles. Phil did that on his land down there one year. Okay.


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[Assistant] The work of getting it out. Oh no, here's a good one. Okay, he left somewhere, Phil did. Here's the order he gave me. Hey, take him, uh, the four-wheeler down there. Load it down with, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] 15 of them sacks, 15 pounds, so I'm 50 pounds apiece.


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[Assistant] Okay, this thing starts bogging down, I just stomp it, just, nope, it gets stuck. And I look back there, and hey, the axle has done. And Phil said, why didn't you get it out? And I said, I had no idea how to get it out. I said, hey, the axle broke, okay, because I had too much weight.


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[Assistant] I laid down, I laid down in the blind one day, trying to get some sleep, but I started here.


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[Assistant] Well, first thing off, okay, it's very, very easy to blow. Very easy to blow. Very easy to blow. Because you didn't have no air there. You had no air pressure. Yeaah. And it did sound just like a big old mouth.


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[Assistant] Hey, this is just so the fans know, hey, Phil Robertson and Jason Robertson, they're not the only person in this Robertson family that can put them in the decoys and make them backpedal. Old side Robertson could do that too. Thank you.


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[Assistant] No, cause yeaah, he rolled away on the deer in the sunset. So now my question is, did he have a saddle on the deer?


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[Assistant] We're in chapter four of Proverbs four. What's above it is wisdom is supreme. And what you do, you go to verse eighteen and it says the following.


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[Assistant] The path of righteousness is like the first gleam of dawn.


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[Assistant] Shining ever brighter, ever brighter till the full light of day. But the way the wicked is like the dark, deep darkness. They do not make, know what makes them stumble.


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[Assistant] Guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life.


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[Assistant] So hey, we'll end it with, if far as it goes for you, every morning you wake up, just do what's right, and you'll have a pretty good life.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed there's one on that fence. Well, I got a question. Yeah. Is it the post or the wire that holds it?


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[Assistant] Well that, it would have, it would have went on for years. I remember when we was over there filming in that pond, you jumped in the, you jumped in, and that guy, the mic guy was going,


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[Assistant] There's your man right beside you. You better get them things out of there.


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[Assistant] What's in it? I know, some people open up their package full Christmas. Shame on them.


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[Assistant] Well then, here's the move, here's the move. You go under the Christmas tree and you say, I'm gonna look and see how many presents I got. If you pick it up on the corner, that wrapping paper is fishin' a rip.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I can't do nothing with that because it always happens at night. That Easter bunny, he's slick.


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[Assistant] They ain't had no booty and that's why I ain't caught on.


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[Assistant] I would never feel secure. Am I clean?


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Look, if you're new to the channel, check us out, youtube.com slash Duck Call Room. Be sure to hit that subscribe button. In a couple of weeks, we're going to be doing something


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[Assistant] And if you're on the podcast apps of any and all sorts, leave us a kind rating and review. So that's all the housekeeping for this week.


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[Assistant] We have another guest. Actually, he's not another guest, he's the same guest.


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[Assistant] He's a recurring guest now. The boss is back. For the first time ever, we have


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[Assistant] Two Robertsons in this room at one time, so.


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[Assistant] If today you don't hear from me and Johnny D a whole lot, you're welcome. Boss, welcome.


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[Assistant] Well it's looming large on me as well, so. Well I mean it wasn't but a couple of months ago that.


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[Assistant] They had, they had you basically in that hole getting ready to roll that rock over in front of you anyway.


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[Assistant] Oh man. There were some good times in that. I mean, I remember when we watched.


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[Assistant] What the premiere of the one and we weren't a part of size film and remember we were all together and when it cut to him and he said, have you kids ever heard of nom? Oh yeah. I mean we all just hit.


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[Assistant] And we've had listeners write in saying they've added as much as a hundred points. So, look.


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[Assistant] You can get 33 points in just a few days, which can save you thousands of dollars on a loan. That is an absolute game changer. Even if you have a great credit score, Score Master shows you how spending affects your score. It even tells you


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[Assistant] Where were we? I don't even. Welcome back. We just debunked. We just showed Sy that he was actually not in front of a green screen.


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[Assistant] All of it. Yeah. Technically, the first thing I do is take a paper towel to my dirty plate, dump that in the garbage, and then I go to that sink. There you go.


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[Assistant] I agree, it's like me and him went on like a two week.


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[Assistant] Streak when we were, when I first started here deer hunting, we were coming back home for your grandma's funeral.


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[Assistant] We drove like all night or whatever when I about killed Jim, all that stuff. But we'll, we'll, we'll bypass the part where I almost killed him. I don't even remember driving through the town of San Antonio. No, I was not been drinking. I was just sleepy. Like, I mean, we left at 1 a.m. Is that when I stopped at Bucky's? Yeah, woke me up. He was tired.


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[Assistant] I had no idea. I had been, I was in that rim sleep. So I was in a, you know, I was shaking and they dropped that fire pit in there. And I thought, I was like, that's all of it. Something, we're dead.


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[Assistant] It's like Disney World. Don't let this boy fool you. On that trip coming home, he propped his feet up on the dash and it was...


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. He'd been wearing, he'd been stuck in the same pair of socks cause he only brought one for about a week and a half. And when he put them feet on that dash with no boots on, I said, what, what, what happened? Like what, what, what, what just happened?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean you gotta look somehow. What if you miss a spot?


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[Assistant] As a guy who's worked very closely with him now for the past four or five years, specifically, if he did that, he would only work two hours a day. The boy has got a very active lower bowel. No, very active, very regular.


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[Assistant] Well look, if you follow us and you've listened to this by now, you know that we have talked about policy genius in the past and we're talking


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[Assistant] Tell you about it again today. Look, it's April. There's a lot of not so fun things that happen in April. Mainly taxes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, there's taxes. Here they come, boys. On the 15th, they will be here. But!


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[Assistant] I mean, we do have something to talk to you about, really. I mean, I'm, I'm curious, and uhm,


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[Assistant] All week via the social media, I saw your smiling face everywhere. What, what, what's new for the boss? I mean, we all know what's new, but the people at home don't know, so tell them what's new.


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[Assistant] On, on, at home with the Robertsons, y'all, y'all went straight into the fire. We dropped into the fire.


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[Assistant] I was on a couple of them. I had, I had a blast, uh, shooting a couple of them that I did.


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[Assistant] And just like everything in life though, generally if you look on both sides there's somewhere in the middle of where both of you are at that everybody


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[Assistant] Can generally get behind, you know, there's somewhere right there in the middle.


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[Assistant] One thing I tell everybody that works here, look, never be afraid to have open and honest dialogue with people. Like just, just, if you got a problem with the way I'm doing something, come talk to me. I'm cool with it. Because let me assure you, if I got a problem with the way you're doing it, I'm going to come talk to you.


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[Assistant] Let's, uh, let's take another break real quick. We'll be right back on a little bit deeper episode of the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Dr. McQuillen is back in the house, boys. And you know what Dr. McQuillen's been up to? For 35 years.


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[Assistant] Visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck or call.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you would think making fun of people would get old, but it rarely does. Especially when you're friends, because we all know we love each other around here. That's a good time.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's your chance to stop me in my tracks and say, nah, just don't say it. Like, it's fine. Like, we're good. No big deal. No big deal.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I was just curious where you stood on it. There's different strokes for different folks.


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[Assistant] I just ain't seen those commercials in a while. That's why, Irish Spring used to have some pretty good commercials back in the day. I'm an exclusive.


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[Assistant] All the time. I mean, just, it stays. Well, before COVID, yea, we ate lunch pretty much every day together, so.


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[Assistant] You were on the exit row, cause you know, big time. I was on row seven, right in front of you.


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[Assistant] But anyway, you started the trip with a 20 ounce bottle of water. By the time we landed in Atlanta, you had about three ounces left. The rest of it was down my shirt.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our last break. We'll be right back with, with the fan segment right after this.


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[Assistant] I just thought you may go ask and say, hey, y'all got some hamburger patties? I didn't know who was open. No, the fish fry is actually tonight. Next time, just text me. I got fish.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna miss work to go fishing, so there's always the trail. Well, I thought we had an understanding, yeaah. Yeaah. Oh, these are from...


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[Assistant] Now you do, well you do need to take up a collection plate from your brother to repurchase all the crap he took out of.


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[Assistant] Well, who's gonna, you, boss, you wanna, you wanna close this ring with a Bible verse? I do, man. Is it Colossians 4, 6?


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. We got a lot done today. That's good. We'll come back any time. But for this week, we're out. We'll see y'all next week here on the Duck Call Room. Be sure to wash your heinies.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I did bring Christmas tree cakes for all of us. And by all of us, I mean 35 Christmas tree cakes.


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[Assistant] They have the wrong mascot, by the way. Little Debbie doesn't eat near as many of these as I do. So what are you trying to say there?


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[Assistant] And this episode comes out on Christmas Eve, so we hope you're having a wonderful time with family, also eating snacks and goodies. That's right.


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[Assistant] We're gonna decorate this whole room with Christmas tree candles.


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[Assistant] No, but what do you mean by you don't like the old ones?


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[Assistant] So you like Luke Bryan's run run Rudolph more than Chuck Berry's? Yea I said it. I said it. I do like it.


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[Assistant] That is a great song. My four year old knows all the words to Wham last Christmas. To a T.


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[Assistant] I looked it up the other day and I can't remember.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no. Oh, I found it. The Brian Setzer Orchestra Jingle Bell Rock.


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[Assistant] It's a small child. I have a group of jams that nobody knows about. Oh, I'm aware of them. The California Raisins Christmas album from like 1989. I had the tape as a kid.


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[Assistant] But I listened to that album on repeat until I was about 10 and then CDs came out, but then I brought it back at like 20. What did you bring back? The California Raisin's Christmas.


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[Assistant] We need to bring, I'm just saying, it's not as many people are listening to anymore than we need to. That's probably the reason.


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[Assistant] I just found out they made a whole movie about the California Raisin's Christmas.


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[Assistant] But y'all used to hunt on Christmas Day. Or you probably, do you hunt? We still do. You hunt on Christmas Day. I've never hunted on Christmas Day.


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[Assistant] The stockings were filled with cheer. And there's other things to do Christmas morning.


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[Assistant] But you, you take time. You're a time man.


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[Assistant] This year my wife said, nope, 2020 Christmas tree is going up. And I was like, I don't think I'm gonna argue. November 1st, Christmas tree.


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[Assistant] He's an American actor. Oh, it's, is it The Wonderful Life?


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[Assistant] Have you seen Elf? I really pegged you as an elf man. I really did. Elf? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, you tell me, it ate us up. So your uncle just puts you in a nest to watch? Oh yeah, yeah. And that's why you're the way you are today.


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[Assistant] But, uh, no, I do want this as a Christmas gift to myself. Someone, and I don't have the name because Martin caught me off guard, uh, wanted to hear more about Godwin. Yep, there it is.


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[Assistant] Diane Singleton, uh, Godwin is her favorite from the podcast because he was a bull rider. And I did not know that until I read the words, he was a bull rider. I did not know you were a bull rider and she wanted to hear more about your bull rider.


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[Assistant] Hey, I love Christmas and we do have, somebody sent in a couple Christmas questions. Wendy Tidwell out of Jasper, Alabama. Fake tree or real tree? Go. I'm a fake guy. It says real tree on your hat. Just pointing that out.


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[Assistant] Nah, I don't, I don't need to sink a tree. Plus, sitting on fire is kind of fun, but it made me nervous with that in my house.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I don't need my own hole, I'm just going with one of y'all to go fishing. That's how I roll. And then her other Christmas question was, uh, colored lights or white lights?


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[Assistant] A white light, boys. I'm a white light guy. I put up lights every- that's my thing. Like some people's thing's their yard, my thing's my Christmas light.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't get on top of my roof. My roof is steep. The first year I was like, I'm going to put wreaths up on those windows and I almost fell off the roof and I was like, nah. Yeah, the return on that investment. Decorate the porch.


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[Assistant] I made it about two steps and said, mm, nah.


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[Assistant] I will say this though, them little, uh, them little Robertson children that were all running around in the field playing tag, I joined for a minute. They were like, do you want to play tag? And I just slapped one of them. Of course they are not.


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[Assistant] The toasts were pretty cool though, and, and we're gonna have to go to them, because your daughter did one, then your son, and then Stone got up there, and I'm glad he's not here so we can talk about it. I told him.


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[Assistant] Nah, we're just- I'm sorry, I was wrong.


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[Assistant] That thing, like a feather bed. You know that song, uh, Grandma's Feather Bed that you used to sing in elementary school at school place? Well, I did.


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[Assistant] King of Walmart and Philpott Road. Guaranteed. That sucker. I went into a Walmart one time and they had taken, it was a Walmart in Arkansas, and you know how they have like them little stores in the front of different things, like there's like a barber there and some other stuff. They had taken one of the places and just turned it into like a


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[Assistant] I got homage to Cy Robertson. There it was. Chiapets.


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[Assistant] We, well, it was gonna be a pool party. A little chilly for that.


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[Assistant] I will pay you 100%, but I, I have something, I will not pay you what Sy told me you paid. That jacket you were wearing at your anniversary party was cool.


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[Assistant] I just love how Sy loves the bells and drove everyone crazy with bells and then he gives me this bell and says don't play with it.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were at the thing at the anniversary party. He comes up, he's like, John David, good to meet you, man. I was like, Hey, I don't, I haven't met you and he goes less, but you may know me.


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[Assistant] And Sy, you're representing like over 50%.


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[Assistant] I gotta do this right here. Nothing says I love you for 29 years like sigh.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, alright, my man Andy from Glasgow, Scotland. He has the same birthday as one Uncle Silas Merritt Robertson. April 27, 48?


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[Assistant] April 27th, uh, I don't know how old he is, but his birthday is April 27th. Thanks for providing the laughs, he says, and he wants to know if there's one place in the world that you want to hunt, but you haven't yet, where would it be and what would you be hunting for?


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[Assistant] Let's do it. Okay. Alaska Moose Hunt, me and Phil. Or, let's go the exact opposite and let's go to like Mexico and catch a Marlin.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. That would be cool. Marlin and moose. Those are two things I'm interested in seeing.


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[Assistant] So we got red stag, caribou, two moose, and everybody would want to catch a marlin. Yea, who doesn't? Who doesn't? Those things are.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, next question. Not really a question so much, but my friend Jeff from Ala- I think he's from Alabama. He's inviting us to something in Alabama.


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[Assistant] So here's my question. Cause I'm interested in you doing this cause it would make me laugh, but would you win the world domino championship? No.


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[Assistant] If any of those kids that go to Washington DC are listening, please email me at hello at duckcallroom.com. I just got an idea for a segment. Uh oh. Anyway. Uncle Si spells. Uncle Si versus those kids.


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[Assistant] From the good book. From the good book. I got a little something for Sy Robertson. Uh, it's a Bible verse located in Ephesians 5. We're gonna read verse 25, then we're gonna skip ahead to 28. Husbands, love your wives just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.


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[Assistant] The same way husbands ought to love their wives as their own body. He who loves his wife loves himself. Si, 50 years. That's impressive and it's cause you followed those verses right there.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Hey, you forgot something else too. It's supposed to smell like other deer. Yeah, you forgot something else too. There, Godwin.


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[Assistant] We were almost- Hey, hold him down, hold him down, he's fixing the league. He ain't got no tea, he gone.


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[Assistant] And they, uh, I mean, some kids too, I mean, I've talked to several, you know, older people, that's, uh, you know, my dad, they didn't care what I did. And, and made them go down the wrong road, just. Well, no, no, cause here, but I mean.


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[Assistant] His wife Christine said that she saw him walking down the road with a big dragon on his back and said, that's not the one I want to go out with.


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[Assistant] Hey, ask him what his wife got him for Christmas. I saw it last night, by the way.


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[Assistant] So why, why did you get the, uh, the monster truck? Have you told, have you told your Spanish yet? Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] These last minute phone calls from Sy, I never know what's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Hey, so Sy comes up and sits with me and Gimber. We're sitting there watching the rest of these guys for about 20 minutes and Sy said, Hey, 10. He says, let's go. I'm bored. I'm tired of this.


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[Assistant] Oh no no! I've already got the contacts! Oh no. Yeaah. I've just been holding Sai off. I'm like nope nope nope nope nope.


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[Assistant] Let me hold the kiosk switch as soon as he gets going, he's like, boomp, boomp. Piece of junk!


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[Assistant] And look, I won't even give him eye contact. I put my hand over my face cause when he's talking to me, cause he's passing the 18 wheeler on double line and his little truck's got an 8 cylinder. It'll burn the tires off of it.


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[Assistant] They got two wheels on each side. You're saying one of the wheels that was spinning.


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[Assistant] He said, I said, I've been watching y'all do this and why would you want to be, you know, well the world's gotta know.


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[Assistant] Tell Martin how long you stood in line when you were checking out what it would take to be a gunner, a helicopter door gunner.


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[Assistant] You're putting all those frames in the water. Maybe they had a bridge to go across and they floated it across while they were walking on top of those frames.


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[Assistant] And he said, Philip, get over here, my alarm's going off, I need you.


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[Assistant] Well, he's got security. He's got big security, okay. And so they call me and I know all the codes and punch it in. And so I said, Si, go punch this in. He said, I punched it in. It didn't work. I said, do it again with me on the phone. He's over there. Beep beep beep beep beep beep. Nope. Still going. It won't shut off.


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[Assistant] So there you went. This is Saturday, his only day off. So I get over there and he's standing at the door.


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[Assistant] He says, Philip, something ain't right. It won't go off. It won't go off. I walk to the panel and look and I hear a disturbing sound.


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[Assistant] I'll follow it to Sy's bedroom, where his alarm clock radio is going off.


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[Assistant] I yank it out of the wall, get in my truck, and leave and didn't talk to him for two days.


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[Assistant] The funniest thing is, Sy kept having all these people come through. They would come through and they would stay.


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[Assistant] You're, you're in your room and you got a guy who's staying a few days with you. Oh yeah. And then he's going back in the field.


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[Assistant] He's going home. He's been in the field for 11 months. And there's two guys on the other side, younger guys.


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[Assistant] Sy, Sy was the security guard when they stole the motor.


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[Assistant] It's all good. Did Si tell y'all about the black panther that got electrocuted that we got a picture of? Oh lord. Did you not tell him about that, Si?


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[Assistant] Si says there's only two kinds of snakes. Uh oh. One's got a rattle on it. And that's a rattlesnake. And everything else is a cobra. That's right. Everything else is a cobra. And they're all poisonous.


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[Assistant] It's an interesting choice, uh, how's the, how's the dental and the health plan in general for mental management?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take life and, and a good retirement. I think that that works for me.


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[Assistant] You know, legitimately like 120, 130 years, and that's just, it's a lot. You know, it's a lot. And again, I love animals, but I think I would just have to pass.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna stick with it, quiet, a quiet life, retired, you know, in the reach, growing tomatoes. But you're still getting all that hot goss, you know?


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[Assistant] Welcome to the official Game of Thrones podcast, House of the Dragon. I am Jason Concepcion, host of the podcast X-Ray Vision from Crooked Media and Binge Mode from The Ringer.


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[Assistant] Before the show premiere on August 21st, we're taking you through all the House of the Dragon news and updates before the main event.


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[Assistant] My interview with Steve Toussaint from Comic Con, which was so fun.


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[Assistant] Gosh, I'd love to see the capital, uh, real estate prices in King's Landing are popping off as you know, as they are all around the world. And I would just like to get my hands on something there. Uh, what about you?


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[Assistant] That's my dragon, that's my little dragon baby. One of the fun things that we were able to do was use the Dracarys app, which is Elevator Pitch.


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[Assistant] It's Tamagotchis for Dragons. So you've got your little dragon.


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[Assistant] What a delightful little creature, and this is only the beginning of our, of our life together, of course. It will take some months, if not years, for Canaris to be big enough for me to ride them and, you know, destroy entire regions. Uh, but I hope that with a little love, we'll be able to do that.


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[Assistant] One thing I wanted to say Greta, and I talked about this with some of the lovely producers and people that we're working with, I think that we should, you know, just to kinda like, juice our engagement here with our dragons, I wanted to see how you'd feel about maybe a little bit of a competition. I think we should see who's dragon.


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[Assistant] Our time with the Dracarys app, I'm trying to make sure that Canaris loves me more than your dragon unpronounceable waffle name loves you.


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[Assistant] You'll be hearing more about Comic Con next week, but right now, maybe it's time we took a little tour through the beautiful land of Westeros, the location for most of the events of House of the Dragon and of course Game of Thrones. And then if we have time, if we have time, peek on over to Essos and see what they're doing over there.


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[Assistant] Well, we should also think about, um, Old Valeria, which was an area over in Essos. RIP to Old Valeria. Old Valeria was destroyed in the Doom, and the only people that survived who rode dragons were the Targaryens. Lucky them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where Jorah took a swim that he didn't want to take in the waters there and contracted a case of greyscale. Tough look for my guy Jorah.


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[Assistant] Let's look at one now as we take a little tour across the important locations.


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[Assistant] In this world, starting with the island of Dragonstone. So if you look at King's Landing and then you look to the east, you'll see Blackwater Bay, this body of water here, Blackwater Bay, and there's an island called Driftmark, that's where the Valerians live. And then the next island over is Dragonstone.


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[Assistant] And legend has it that castle was created by dragon fire. That's how they were able to get that kind of like the melty look of the towers, which mimic the necks of dragons and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Three skips of a stone over to King's Landing, which is why in Game of Thrones, ahead of the Battle of the Blackwater, everybody in the capital was so nervous because they knew that Stannis' fleet could come over at any given time. Now, Dragonstone was also the home of the heir apparent.


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[Assistant] So whatever king is in power, let's say they want to signal to the realm that their favorite son or daughter is next in line to rule, they will let them live in Dragonstone, and that is a signal to everyone, like, hey, this person's


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[Assistant] Right in the armpit of the bay, at the mouth of the Blackwater Rush River.


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[Assistant] This is the very spot where Aegon the Conqueror made landfall when he was making his invasion. He landed here. There was just like some fishing villages, not very much, but they decided, you know what, let's build the capital here. We've already got a fortress that we've been building for the invasion. Let's make it a proper


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[Assistant] There were a couple of big events that happened there for sure. Oh yea, a lot of action takes place there. A lot of meetings of noble houses take place there. That's where the Iron Throne is, inside the Red Keep. And the Red Keep, as we saw when Tyrion was kind of scurrying around numerous little hidden passageways, is riddled. RIDDLED, Greta!


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[Assistant] With secret passageways, hidden doors, all that kind of stuff. Now, Maegor the Cruel...


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[Assistant] This is the place where the regular folks in...


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[Assistant] The iconic dish of Flea Bottom is a bowl of brown which is a bowl of brown colored stew containing meat of unknown origin, possibly human. Could be.


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[Assistant] And this is the place that Arya hid out, you know, hunting pigeons after the arrest of Ned and the purging of the Stark household from the Red Keep. I should add that since this is taking place,


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[Assistant] Let's head over to the Riverlands, which is kind of like north-west.


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[Assistant] That's absolutely right. The Riverlands is the place where often


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[Assistant] A lot of the wars and battles happen because all these rivers lead people, lead invading armies to kinda meet at certain places.


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[Assistant] The Riverlands is kind of dominated by this God's Eye Lake, which is this big lake with a little island in the middle of it. And on the north shore of that lake is Harrenhal, the largest castle in all of Westeros.


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[Assistant] Built by King Heron the Black of the Iron Islands. He tried to hold out here during Aegon's conquest and Aegon is like, no, you're coming out by hook or by crook.


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[Assistant] And Heron was like, I'm not coming out. You're going to have to burn me in here. And King Aeon said, guess what? I'm going to burn you here. Melted the entire castle around Heron and his sons, which is why Heron Hall is all melted and ruined when we see it in Game of Thrones.


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[Assistant] To the point where a classic errand move is to execute prisoners by throwing them out the moon door, down into the valley, and then they die.


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[Assistant] Now if we keep going north, you come to the Swamplands of the Neck, which are basically the traditional border of the north. No invading army has ever moved past the Neck. Ever, ever, ever. The north has never been successfully invaded.


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[Assistant] Winter is coming. That's what they say. And then if you keep going all the way up, you head to Castle Black and then eventually the wall.


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[Assistant] Steve was a wonderful interview and really, really generous with his thoughts.


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[Assistant] To me, what was fascinating was just his...


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[Assistant] Take on one, how he found the character of Corlys and managed to put that all together. And then also like, I was really, you know, as a...


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[Assistant] Selfishly, I love asking creative people about their creative process and he really led us in there, you know. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Hi everyone, really looking forward to today's conversation because I'm joined by the one and only very talented Steve Toussaint. You've seen Steve in roles like Prince of Persia, The Sands of Time, It's a Sin, and Doctors, but of course we're here to talk to him about his portrayal of Sir Corlys Velaryon, the Sea Snake. Steve, welcome to the official Game of Thrones podcast.


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[Assistant] Talk to us about finding Corlys Velaryon. You go into the audition. How did you try to embody this character?


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[Assistant] So Corlys, you mentioned the richest man in the Seven Kingdoms at this particular time. Tell us about...


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[Assistant] What is it like working with Eve? What's that collaboration like?


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[Assistant] You mentioned his wife was passed over, and his feeling that, you know, I'm not gonna let our family get screwed again. Is it about power for him, power for power's sake, or is it more that we have been slighted, this family has been slighted? What is it about power that interests Corliss in this story?


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[Assistant] What about his kids? Uh, Leonora, Leona. How is he as a father?


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[Assistant] Are there any parts of Corliss that you relate to or anything that you see in him that you say, I can hook onto that, that's like me.


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[Assistant] I think about thrones or English actors, UK-based actors in general. I'm always amazed at the well-roundedness. You could watch a BBC crime procedural, you see them. Harry Potter, there's another, you know, Game of Thrones, there they are. House of the Dragon, there they are. At what point, just to zoom out a little bit, at what point did you realize, oh, acting, that's the thing. That's what I'd like to do.


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[Assistant] Whether it's writing or acting or whatever is often, it's a gambler's life. Was there a point where you're like, look at this, I think I'm making a living, I think I can do this?


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[Assistant] One of the characters in House of the Dragon. Which one do you think you could take?


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[Assistant] Do you enjoy the physical aspect of it? The battles, the swordplay, the armor?


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[Assistant] Greta, I'm gonna call it. I think Steve Toussaint is...


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[Assistant] That's not like a crazy prediction, but I am going to predict it nonetheless, and if I'm right, I definitely want an award.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he had a great answer there and was so forthcoming about his feelings. You know, there's always seemingly gonna be blowback when people of color are imagined in high fantasy contexts like this. And it's just, again, like I said in the interview,


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[Assistant] I was just so delighted to be talking to him. Yeah, it was great to see him there.


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[Assistant] As a book reader, I'm not gonna say too much about Corlys Velaryon, uh, but loved hearing that interview, loved hearing it back, and that's it for today's episode.


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[Assistant] Don't forget to join us again next week for the last episode before House of the Dragon premieres on August 21st. No geography test, I promise.


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[Assistant] We want to have you do more than just listen. We want to hear from you. Don't forget to leave a rating and review wherever you get your podcast. You can find us of course on the Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon social media handles. You can find me on Twitter at NETW3RK.


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[Assistant] Our executive producer is Molly Sosha. Our supervising producer is Nakia Swinton. Our lead sound engineer is Matt Stillo.


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[Assistant] Thanks to Michael Gluckstadt, Allison Cohen, Kenya Reyes, and Becky Rowe at the HBO Max Podcast Team, and Ashley Morton, Dana Froome, and Liz Keating at HBO Creative Marketing.


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[Assistant] I see, diaphobia? Well- Ophi- diaphobia? I don't know. Yeah, that's- Ophi- diaphobia? Ophidiophobia?


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[Assistant] I'm relieved. Every time that golden beast brings you back unspoiled, saves my head from a spike.


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[Assistant] Now, I'm fairly certain I can win these games, Lady Allison. Having your favour would all but assure it.


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[Assistant] Look, if you ain't guessed yet, you're back in the Ducks call room. So here we are. Be sure to leave us a review, comment on Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your podcast. That way all of your buddies can find us. Makes it easier. If you're watching on YouTube, be sure to like and subscribe.


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[Assistant] And that's all the stuff they make me say before we get started. But now let's get into the meat of this thing. SIR!


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[Assistant] Two weeks in a row with you. I think, I think you're back for good now.


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[Assistant] I could drink a gallon of it. One thumb or two? Two. Two, both the size thumbs. Or what's left of that other one? It's a little shorter than the other one, but that's fine. Nah, I'm just kidding. But, uh. Hey, you brought that up.


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[Assistant] He's not kidding. Man, there was like three weeks there. I didn't know if we was going to get, I didn't know how long it was going to take us to get back. Oh no, no.


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[Assistant] Are you gonna get her something? Go get what you want. Si, if you'll give me your checkbook, I'll go get you something for Valentine's Day.


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[Assistant] I know. Si, you now know what 40 days and 40 nights is all about, don't you? Cause you's there. Yup. Yup. And stubborn.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's gonna flood. I'll guarantee. Me and Goblin were up there in Wyoming a couple of years ago and we went up on top of this hill. And there's these little things up there that look like bullets. You remember that?


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[Assistant] And they were showing them to us. They looked like bullets, but I said, but that ain't no bullet cause it break in your hand. I said, what is that?


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[Assistant] There's fossilized seaweed up on top of a mountain in Wyoming. You don't think that water ain't deep?


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[Assistant] I mean, we's a mile high finding seaweed and you know that was under the water. No, no.


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[Assistant] That's a good question. You ask him that, I'm going to ask him why I tick.


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[Assistant] Why a mosquito and why a chigger? Yeaah. That's why, yeaah, why?


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[Assistant] Wait and ask him when you get to have it. I hope he says, that's what I'm saying. That's what I mean when I figure it out. I hope he says, you know, I just missed. I was trying and I fouled it up, you know, and I just let them loose anyway because I love them.


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[Assistant] Because intentional, I'm probably not going to like the answer why he says that here, so.


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[Assistant] That and many more deep thoughts when we come back on this episode of the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] So if you had a choice, would you rather a 75 inch TV or a 50?


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[Assistant] Amen. So 75. You want the rib eye or the sirloin? Rib eye with a bone in it.


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[Assistant] So, you know where I'm going with this? Do you want Tommy John or do you want something else?


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[Assistant] You always want Tommy John. Now look, I've listened to podcasts a long time. I've always heard this commercial and I'm like, man, that's awesome. Cause I got some.


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[Assistant] They're unbelievable. They're like a vacation for your bottom. Let's just call it, I mean, they're cozy, you know? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Let's call it what it is. Oh, hey, keep that to yourself.


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[Assistant] Here's where I'm saying is, I'm just telling y'all right now, once you put these rascals on,


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[Assistant] The only thing more freeing than Tommy John is nothing. I mean that's where we're at on this deal. So there's your two options once you try Tommy John. I recommend keeping the Tommy Johns, but you know.


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[Assistant] You do whatever you do, you do whatever you want to, but they've sold over 13 million pairs, an American absolutely loves them, and they come with a no wedgie guarantee.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you. So look, returns and exchanges are free and right now you can get 15% off your first order at TommyJohn.com slash Duck. That's 15% off TommyJohn underwear and loungewear at TommyJohn.com slash Duck. TommyJohn.com slash Duck. See site for more details.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotcha. That was a fine one. Hey, well look, Si, I know this weekend was your grand return. Oh yeah. You went back to the duck hole.


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[Assistant] So Sy, did you, did you kill a duck on your return back to the- Oh yeaah, I got a-


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[Assistant] Did you? Yeah. You got your six on. Yeah, I got my six.


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[Assistant] In a word to size, shoot your shot. That's all it is to it. Open boar, baby.


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[Assistant] I got a crash course in a home title theft and you better pray that this never happens to you because it can ruin you financially. Did y'all know that?


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[Assistant] No, it's a piece of paper. They ain't gotta do nothin' except go down to the bank and get their money once they've ruined you so-


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[Assistant] You can use our code radio and get 30 free days of protection to make sure that this doesn't happen to you. So go to hometitlelock.com, register your address, then use a code radio, get you 30 free days of protection. That's code radio at hometitlelock.com.


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[Assistant] We're just coming off of Valentine's Day. Where'd you get Miss Paula?


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[Assistant] Allison will be off that though. Give her, give her a couple of months. She's gonna be on the next thing. Yeah, I mean she went, she was pioneer woman there for a little bit. She went through every page of that cookbook in about three months.


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[Assistant] I'm leaving, I'm going to get lunch or something. Alright, let's go eat. But no, it's after duck season and uh, it's valentine season. It's like sweet season, cause you know what I saw at the store last night, right? Big chocolate rabbit.


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[Assistant] I think they have hearts too right now. Oh yea, they look like a rear end. Yea, it's kind of a funny thing. What is? Now I'm uncomfortable. The Reese hearts, they look like a rear end for the Valentine's Day one. But them eggs!


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Stupid. You're gonna be ice fishing by the end of the weekend around here.


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[Assistant] I just don't know where I am. I just don't know where I'm at. But I'm never lost. I'm always here, but I ain't ever lost.


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[Assistant] Real talk, have you ever been lost? Oh yeaah. You have? Yeaah. Well good, let's talk about that when we get back from this next break.


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[Assistant] So as y'all know, we've been doing these scoremaster commercials, ads, whatever you want to call them, for a while now. And the cool thing is,


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[Assistant] Is when we share this stuff and we actually get feedback from our fans that it's worked. And you know, we have one, one consumer that tried it out.


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[Assistant] And he gained 135 points on his credit score just from signing up for scoremaster.com. The average person has 97 points that you can gain, but our man gained 135 and that means


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[Assistant] To fill out his next loan, whether it be for a car, home, anything, boat, you know, maybe he wanted him a new bass boat, you never know.


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[Assistant] Look, if you go to scoremaster now, you can boost your score on average at 61 points in 20 days or less. That is 9 grand back in your pocket on a car loan. So all you have to do is enroll in minutes, see how many points you can add to your credit score, go to scoremaster.com slash duck. That's scoremaster.com.


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[Assistant] That's scoremaster.com slash ducks. See how much you can raise your credit score. Let their scientists tell you how to fix what's wrong with your credit.


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[Assistant] That's back when Sy was a liar. Those days are behind him. He's not a liar anymore. You better be down front next time you go to church. That's all I'm saying. That's right. So Sy, you've been lost. Like, legitimately lost. Didn't know where you was.


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[Assistant] The fact that he found a road to miracle, probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these days you can't walk 25 miles without hitting a road. I know. That was back in the 1900s. Way back in the 1900s. I guarantee you. I was live in the 1900s.


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[Assistant] Back in the 1900s, we're like, that's when we was born. Yea, I think I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I guarantee. But, uh, man, who knows? It's life, life without duck season as always. It takes some getting used to. It's, uh, you're back, for some of us, you're back at the office every day, which


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[Assistant] You know, three of us in this room know that feeling, the man holding his finger up right now, he, he don't know.


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[Assistant] And instead of the beef sweats, you get the fish sweats. That's right, then you get the fish sweats. Yeah, you gotta water them things. You gotta water that peanut oil, don't you? I can't wait. Guaranteed. I can't wait. It is that time.


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[Assistant] It's coming quickly boys. That's a cool thing when you grow up and you love the outdoors and all that like we all do.


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[Assistant] You just move from one season to the next. There ain't really an off season. You just kinda, you know, you go from duck hunting to fishing. And then if you, if you want to drive yourself really crazy, you go turkey hunting in Louisiana. Cause we got about seven longbeards in this whole state and that's about it.


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[Assistant] You know, good luck being one of the 2,000 people that chased the 7th. You may see a track if you get lucky.


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[Assistant] Then, after you go, you can fish all summer long, it's just your target changes, like you start on them crappies.


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[Assistant] Then you get on them chinky pans and them blue gills, you run them a while, then you, you move back to them crappies.


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[Assistant] Them little ol' spotted bass at that Washtow River.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's something to do. They're edible. It's my best weight loss program because when I go fishing, I don't even think about eating.


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[Assistant] I just, I drink water and that's it. Then I get home, I'm like, dang, I ain't eating nothing all day. You know?


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[Assistant] So let's cut the sides off these things and get to eat, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, God would know, God would leave him a trail back home, just follow the cheeto right there. Where God was fishing today, he said, oh, honey bun, cheeto. He's up here boys. He's up this creek right here. We all, we trailing God with now boys.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you. Them professional fishermen run off a red bull the whole time. They got like 17 of them in their deal. All them boys.