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[Assistant] I think I've turned people gay. And I know that's like not a thing and that's not political. You know, I love my gays. We started out with that. But I do feel like there's been guys that have been with me like, I'm gonna try it with a girl. And they're like, ooh, definitely gay. You know what I mean? Like I've had gay friends want to try it. I'm like, oh, I'm the one to try it with.


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[Assistant] For sure, for sure. I've been with some yeaah, really really gay guys, and...


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[Assistant] It's a bad feeling just to limp dick in you all of a sudden.


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[Assistant] I love my boyfriend, I've been very grumpy to you lately, I'm so sorry.


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[Assistant] But he doesn't deserve my meanness. I'm not mean, I'm just grumpy.


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[Assistant] I think I need to do that, but they just fuck me up. Ah, I need to find a solution. Cause I do think I'm depressed and I have no reason to be, like I'm actually really happy and I think I'm like depressed and like-


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[Assistant] I'm just so scared to get on something because I know how I am when I'm like on bad meds. Like worse almost. Like now I'm just kinda moody.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was just gonna ask if you're embarrassed, uh, for the second week to sit next to me.


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[Assistant] You should've known, I said, just so you know, I'm going all out again, so don't say I didn't warn you.


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[Assistant] And then the first thing you say when you show up is like, oh, somebody should have told me. Yeah, I shaved my eyebrows, and I shaved my whole fucking head. This is not a prosthetic, this is not some kind of bullshit part of the trick. I shaved all my fucking hair off. I was ready to shave my eyelashes, but everyone said no, don't do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I took a photo before she put on my makeup. But the thing is, I kind of wanted them to do, um,


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[Assistant] I don't know why nobody proposed doing that. Here, that's what I look like.


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[Assistant] Howard Stern's private parts, I just referenced the character in the movie.


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[Assistant] You know, I want it to look good, I want it to go out, but if she would have suggested maybe doing it with glue, but does it look as good with glue?


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[Assistant] Okay, so, I made this special candle. You remember Gwyneth Paltrow's Smells Like My Vagina candle?


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[Assistant] So I made a candle, I said, fuck her, why does the girls get all the fun? I made a candle that smells like my butthole.


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[Assistant] Yes. You swear? And all the profits go to prostate cancer.


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[Assistant] But it's unique, right? It's not just, it's not like just farts, it's like a real smell of bubbles.


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[Assistant] But we, we, first of all, we worked with an essence company to perfect the perfume scent.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I was specifically like, I don't want just sulfur, cause you could just get fart liquid and it smells like fart, but I was like, no, no, no, it's gotta smell like musky, pubie, b-o-y farty. That's what my butt hole smells like.


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[Assistant] But, so I really was trying to be true to form here, and uh,


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[Assistant] And yea, all the profits are gonna go to prostate cancer awareness or research, whatever. All of it. All these poor men with ass cancer.


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[Assistant] And so, they'll be available in a month or so. Okay, now what, try this, watch.


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[Assistant] I don't burp or, I mean, I don't burp or fart in front of my guests. Have you ever seen me burp or fart?


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[Assistant] You were the one that convinced me that our last episode was like trash, and then everyone's like, we love that episode, so you should-


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[Assistant] Last week you thought that we weren't romantic and you thought our relationship was a sham.


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[Assistant] I've got a bunch of stuff I wanna get to today. So let's cut through the bullshit.


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[Assistant] So, first of all, last, last, uhm, last week you admitted you don't know what the holocaust is or why we fought so much.


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[Assistant] Stop. You don't know how to turn on subtitles?


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[Assistant] Well yea, actually it does, it has captions. Alright, stop. You're being ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Let me, oh yeaah, that, that would be appropriate in, uh, the Schindler's List.


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[Assistant] I'd love to see. Yea, Schindler's List should have a really graphic core, you're right.


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[Assistant] How could you misinterpret that? He said, I could have sold this ring and saved more lives.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with you. Here, let me read your text message you sent me. You said, we only watched one third of it. We tried. I said, you couldn't finish it? No. I watched the ending on YouTube though, so I kind of get it.


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[Assistant] We were eating mac and cheese. I felt weird to watch people's head being blown off from behind. At the same time I was eating mac and cheese. It was okay. Couldn't hear anything. We could still talk. Might not be great at quiz though. I get the jizzed of it.


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[Assistant] Is today, so, so we're recording this on Monday, is it Indigenous People Day or Christopher Columbus Day?


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[Assistant] It is a thing. Because Christopher Columbus, well, you know that the Native Americans was the group, one of the, the single largest genocide in human history? 50 million.


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[Assistant] 50-60 million Native Americans died because of people like Christopher Columbus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, disease and slavery and just straight up genocide, killing them.


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[Assistant] Well, Thanksgiving was more about the triumph of the two different communities coming together, but Christopher Columbus is definitely celebrating someone who came and conquered the natives and committed genocide on them and raped them and stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, it's a, it's a, it's a tough one, because Christopher Columbus is such an important historical figure, but he's also, you know, waged genocide on, on, uh, and killed 50 million Native Americans.


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[Assistant] Who was it that said this joke? I think it was Chappelle. He says, put it this way. When was the last time you saw two Native Americans together at the same time?


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[Assistant] Because we fucking, well we, I mean I was, my ancestors weren't here at the time.


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[Assistant] Because if you're 30% black, it's more likely that your ancestors probably, you know, raped slaves.


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[Assistant] But what's the- what's the other, uh, what's the other ni- you know, 87%?


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[Assistant] I know, where's my- Are we going? Go ahead. Yeah, I wanna be- I do wanna be Uncle Fester.


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[Assistant] And so as an act of redemption and charity to you, I said, okay, you say you have all this fast knowledge in Broadway musical.


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[Assistant] So I put together, just for you, Broadway musical trivia.


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[Assistant] Okay, and which musical does teenager Tracy Turnblad break the mold when she auditions to dance on the Corny Collins? I was like, what am I even reading? It's all nonsense.


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[Assistant] What is the name of the musical based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail?


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[Assistant] Which musical debuted on Broadway the earliest? Kinky Boots or Hamilton?


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[Assistant] Which music- which musical contains the song S.O.S.?


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[Assistant] For which animated musical film did Sir Elton John win an Academy Award? There it is.


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[Assistant] Which year did music- movie musical Chicago win best film Oscar?


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[Assistant] In which year did movie musical Chicago win best film Oscar?


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[Assistant] You got it. What is the longest running musical on Broadway?


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[Assistant] That's right. Which music contains the song memory?


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[Assistant] I saw- I mean the movie, I just saw bits and pieces and it was just so f-


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[Assistant] Which musical is based on the book by Gregory Maguire?


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[Assistant] Which character was played by Renee Zellweger in the film Adaption?


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[Assistant] Which music contains the song Seasons of Love? Okay, you did pretty good.


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[Assistant] Oh well there were stories like in the LA Times that were corroborated by people and like super credible where they like told this one story where he like


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[Assistant] And then there was another one of like where two girls came over to his hotel room after his show and he like pulled out his cock. He's like, who's gonna suck my dick? Not a bit, not illegal, but they left and he didn't try to like force them to do anything. Just a little creepy behavior.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but it's just that like he lost all of his gigs. Like he was doing this huge action film on Netflix that they're like recasting now.


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[Assistant] What am I? I've done over 200, well over 200 episodes. I have to keep in touch with every single guest.


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[Assistant] Isn't that a Spongebob character? Patrick Star? No, I'm serious.


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[Assistant] Let me look up Patrick's fucking star. It's not shade, I'm not familiar with this shit.


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[Assistant] Okay, whatever. Yeah, so, but you're, you're more offended because this dude misnamed an actor and beatled you.


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[Assistant] What? What? What? What? What's wrong with that?


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[Assistant] Okay, so we're skiving- so hold on, yeah, we'll get there. So Patrick Star, we are saying, shame to you Patrick Star, you piece of shit. You inhuman scum. Forgetting- what do you say, Michael Keaton with-


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[Assistant] Actually, I'll say, when I was bitching about him last week, you were saying nice things about him. You weren't being mean to him at all.


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[Assistant] Also, who comments on a tea video? Like how fucking sad is that shit?


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[Assistant] Oh, he only follows 95 people, so that was like an epic rebuke of you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he also strikes me not, not, nothing to do with the way he looks, just as a very odd dude, like in a, I don't know, he just, he always gave me the heebie-jeebies.


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[Assistant] He's also kind of like peace and love and everything, but like if he's making fun of your weight, he strikes me as like kind of anorexic. He's like super thin.


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[Assistant] Well, he can sue you for slander, okay? What are we, we're not slandering. I'm not slandering. We're speaking hypothetically, we're wondering. I'm not saying, this would be slandering.


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[Assistant] I don't like calling women bitch because it feels very chauvinistic.


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[Assistant] But if I say batch, come for me batch, that's okay.


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[Assistant] So this guy fucked his best friend's wife?


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[Assistant] So what's the ex- so you fucked the ex, was it a pity fuck or do you like him?


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[Assistant] Oh, do I hate watching? I don't have that much time, I don't watch that much YouTube lately.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because these guys do research for me and I looked up, the most juicy one I'll say, is uhm, so, uh, Anthony Padilla.


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[Assistant] His girlfriend, Mikey of Glam and Gore. Well, cause we've talked about this before, and it's our most disliked highlight of all time, is you vs Anthony Padilla, him calling you out for faking mental illness or whatever, for clout.


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[Assistant] And so it turns out that his girlfriend, them, the two of them are like the woke olympics. You know what I mean? Gold medalists.


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[Assistant] You can tell when you go to like Anthony's channel, it's all about like the, the uh, woke olympics. Like everything.


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[Assistant] Alright, delete. Dan, that's like when it doesn't go to the recyclable bin, right? I think that just straight up deletes it, no recycle.


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[Assistant] Okay, so anyway, so maybe you can, you can recap this better, but someone, this one girl, another swoop.


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[Assistant] I believe her name's Swoop. Watch her video. Her name is, uh, here, I've got it here. Now along. Oh wait, shit, fuck. Canceled into fuck. There's too much of this shit. Uh. Weird.


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[Assistant] Uh, mother of god, where is it? Okay, here. Swoop. Yeah, Swoop made this video, and she's like, and it's an hour long. Dude, you beauty. I love it. You beauty fuckers. I'm not in the beauty community. I'm just, yes you are.


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[Assistant] But I was intrigued cause she says, Mikey is a homophobic- Oh, this is what you said. Anyway, she's like, she's the worst person ever. She's homophobic. She uses people of color. She hates gay people. She says she's broke. She hates James Charles. And then, what do you- you tweeted this. You said, and I quote,


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[Assistant] Mikey is a homophobic bitch. That's the lowest type of scum on the internet. She mocked mental illness before, so no surprise. Stupid-


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[Assistant] Let's cancel these fakes. Those who seem most perfect in PC are the evil rats behind closed doors. I feel like you said that about me to be fair.


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[Assistant] You know what my golden rule is on the internet? Is don't say anything behind closed doors that you wouldn't say publicly.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna sit back up, Dan's adjusting the camera cause I'm sitting like a maniac. I will sit back.


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[Assistant] She's gotta- she's very fit. I've got no comment.


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[Assistant] So the one that got me is that she did a collab video with James Charles, who is by the way, enemy of the people.


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[Assistant] So, so he was tech, he, she did a collab with James Charles, and at the same time, she was texting this girl whoosh about what a douche she is. Swoop. Swoop. Yes. Whoosh, swoop, whatever.


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[Assistant] Well I believe what she said, I think you're taking it to the extreme. What she said if I recall was that.


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[Assistant] Isn't it weird, isn't it funny how the two biggest creators in the makeup scene are gay men? That's what she said.


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[Assistant] Cause she said, isn't it funny how the two biggest, uh, beauty people are gay men. Which sounds bad, but it wasn't-


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[Assistant] I thought he might want to apologize after we did an episode like two weeks ago where you started crying and everyone in the comments was like, wow, I feel like I really got an insight.


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[Assistant] Dan, you got screenshots? You wanna read some?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a lot. It's too much. You gotta edit that shit down.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, he, I was like, I don't like that tag. But I still like him. I was like, I don't like that tag, bitch.


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[Assistant] We've talked about all this stuff and I feel like this episode actually sucks.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, there's a, I've heard there's a video of you on OnlyFans of you wrestling your sister, Topless, with your mom in the ref room. First of all,


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[Assistant] So are you comfortable people beating off to you and your whole family? That seems odd.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you criticized Hila's family, cause you're like, oh my god, my family accept me and they don't ask questions. And you're like, meanwhile my family's doing OnlyFans with me? I mean, let's fucking-


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[Assistant] Your sister wrestled you in a bikini in jail for dudes to beat off while your mom refereed. That's fucking weird. They're too open.


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[Assistant] It's, it's in the, if you were to, if you, if you were to categorize this porn, if you went and like, Pornhub, you're like, hmm, let me look up the category. You're kink shaming. It would be under incest.


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[Assistant] How about like, pedophilia? Can we kink shame pedophiles?


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[Assistant] 72 hours. You keep asking for a commission on the highlights, how about I get a piece of the only Trish?


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[Assistant] I'm not shi- I think it's weird that you're making incest porn with your family.


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[Assistant] Dude, people actually- wait, okay, yeaah. Last week you were trending on Twitter, cause apparently, you po- so, you had this picture where you pulled your- you were showing your asshole, and there was toilet paper in your asshole. And I would think, wow, that's really disgusting and embarrassing. But you got more sign ups as a result.


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[Assistant] People like that? People are so weird. Although to be fair, I think the people on your OnlyFans are the fucking real purpose.


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[Assistant] I can't believe more people are going because you took that photo.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, no, it's just, it's impossible, cause Theodore's young, we don't have help on the weekend.


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[Assistant] Uh, why, so he can be in the background when you're famous? Asshole toilet paper shots? No.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would trust Moses to watch him for a couple hours if we needed to go-


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[Assistant] Just room service, and we're trying to, uhm, conceive, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well actually she was ovulating this. She's like ovulating right now.


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[Assistant] Are you doing a condom? Nope. You're gonna fucking get her pregnant, you psycho. Do you understand what you're doing?


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[Assistant] Well I don't blame him, you should not, you should take more precautions if you ask me.


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[Assistant] You're like a black widow, you're gonna eat him. When you get pregnant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they eat the, they fuck and then they eat the nail.


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[Assistant] If you guys got pregnant, I think you would both be really good parents, but I don't think this relationship would work out.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, it seems like you have trouble- Well, you both have trouble with commitment, to be frank. So ma- I don't know, but, but like- True, I agree. You have a track record of not going the long run.


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[Assistant] I don't think it has anything to do with you guys personally, I mean you guys, I gotta be honest, you guys are really happy, you're really good together, you're very cute, and you seem very sincere, right?


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[Assistant] Easily? And also you're someone who's kind of like, like, self-admittedly you're kind of like a s- a sex addict.


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[Assistant] And so, you may get bored of sleeping with one guy.


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[Assistant] But you guys have only- Exactly, but you guys have only been dating. You're still new.


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[Assistant] I literally would never say I turned out fine. Even though I did. I turned out okay. I'm functional.


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[Assistant] Because you'll take something that I've told you, you'll take something that somebody told you in confidence and you'll use it, you'll weaponize it against them. That's not true. That's what you just did. No, I- No. And luckily for you I don't care and I'm okay with it. No, no. But you go, oh well you're, I told you an anecdote about how I used to take like,


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm joking around, and then you go, okay, so what, what do I have to weaponize against Ethan? Oh, he told me he used to take bails in Israel. I don't think he's ever said that. So here, I'm gonna drop that on him.


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[Assistant] And you just threatened me with doing it more. That's why you're so dangerous, you can't do that.


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[Assistant] That sounds like a good family life, like I have good fulfilling and good deep roots with a wife that I've been married to for a long time. I've got a family that we're trying to build.


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[Assistant] Well, because obviously you have s- I don't know what you're thinking about, but like,


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[Assistant] Well, you did accuse him of fucking, kind of flirting with underage girls.


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[Assistant] I don't need to offend our guest track record, but I feel like we've had some bangers lately.


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[Assistant] Let's see, Whitney Cummings was just posted when you came on. Is she acceptable to you?


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[Assistant] Here, just for you, I'm gonna premiere- I'm just gonna give this away for you right now. Belle Delphine is gonna be on in the 29th.


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[Assistant] You're literally projecting on me. You call me money hungry and it's like literally all you do is just obsess over money.


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[Assistant] And I literally, and I, and you get 45%, that seems like a great fucking deal.


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[Assistant] People always come back. Bilbo was on twice by the way. Did you know that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, actually. Well we're posting more frequently, but the views are up, it's doing really good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can see why your relationships don't work out.


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[Assistant] Uncle Fester and whatever this shit you threw together.


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[Assistant] But I, I can tell that when I said that, it upset you, and I was sincerely, I thought we were goofing around because


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[Assistant] No, I know, so I'm trying- I just wanna- I'm trying to resolve this, because-


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I can see why, why, why I provoked you, cause I can be like, assholish.


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[Assistant] And I will wish you well. Cause I've always wished you well. And I can tell you're so- you hate me so much right now, but I don't hate you.


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[Assistant] It's not- you don't have to choose between me and Moses. He can do both, even if we hate each other.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna try to do a postmortem on this. Uhm, I don't know, maybe she's just having a bad day. But I do... You wanna comment, Moses? Moses came back. You wanna sit down? Go ahead, get her phone. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay yeaah, now I figure. Alright, bye Moses.


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[Assistant] I was genuinely feeling bad, cause- but I don't know, because I feel like I always goof on- goof with her like that, right Dan?


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[Assistant] Am I, am I wrong to think that she was kinda like, well maybe I shouldn't continue this conversation without her. It's not fair.


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[Assistant] But, uh, we hope to see Trisha soon. We miss her. And I really genuinely am sorry. I'm laughing cause Dan's laughing. Hmm.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I could have done, I was really trying to resolve the issue and I, dude, and Trisha, if you're watching this, please come back.


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[Assistant] So that concludes this episode of Frenemies. More enemies today than friends.


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[Assistant] But I guess that's part of the, uh, thrill? Well, we said this was gonna happen.


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[Assistant] I'm actually surprised it didn't happen sooner. I don't know, I thought, I was starting to feel like maybe this, well I, I hope she'll be back. I hope she'll be back, that's all I can say. Alright guys, we'll, uh, we'll see you in, I don't know what's the next episode, but hopefully next week, it might be a little longer than that, it might be never. I hope not, because like I said, I spent, I invested.


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[Assistant] So I'm trying to recuperate at least. But alright guys, I'll see you, uh, I'll see you later.


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[Assistant] Hello and welcome to the first ever Frenemies Live. I am your host, Eden Klein. With me, of course, is Trisha Paytas.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what are we doing here today? Why are we here? We did an Emergency Frenemies Live episode because- oop, I just punched the mic. Hopefully people's ears didn't just explode.


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[Assistant] Jeff Wittek, who is another Vlog Squad member, made a response video. It's kind of, how would you, how would you rate this next to Scotty's response video?


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[Assistant] So at least Scotty like, and Scotty's he's like, hey guys, you know, I'm a, I'm a dumbass. But Jeff's is a little worse in my opinion because what he does that really fired me up and made me want to go live is because he first of all blames you and the author for putting him in this situation.


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[Assistant] And I feel the people he should really be mad with are his friends, like David, and like Todd, who it seems Todd is the one that bought the alcohol, who's letting Jeff take the fall.


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[Assistant] Well, to be frank with you, I don't think he read the article based on his response video.


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[Assistant] I really genuinely don't, there's really no other way to explain some of the things he says.


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[Assistant] He's clearly been accused by the sober friends, several of the witnesses there that night who spoke to insiders saying him and Todd returned with alcohol. That, whatever, whatever. We're gonna watch his response video, okay? And then he's gonna call in to give his side of the story.


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[Assistant] Here, here's the tweet we're referring to. So I'm sure this is gonna come up. Can they see this, Dan? Okay.


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[Assistant] He says, he says, maybe Dom bought it. Maybe you bought it. Maybe one of the underage girls bought it.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying it definitely wasn't me or Todd. Nobody told me shit. I thought it was a consensual bit. Sorry, I didn't say hi at Starbucks that one time. Of course, it's insinuating that you're trying to ruin his life because he didn't say hi to you at Starbucks.


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[Assistant] But anyway, so he's gonna call in after we look over this, share opinions.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a, there's a, uhm, I wanna watch this video, but Kat had a lot of interesting receipts. The author, who he called out a lot, but regarding who got the alcohol, if I play, listen to this.


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[Assistant] Todd bought whiskey for himself, doesn't mean he bought alcohol for the party.


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[Assistant] You should be mad at your Todd and fucking David for letting you take the brunt of shit. Like the fact that you're, you're, you're... Anyway, we should watch it.


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[Assistant] And my initial reaction to his involvement was like,


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[Assistant] I get that he's in this unfortunate situation. And if he just lays his fucking head low and just minds his own bit, like he's not the main perpetrator here.


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[Assistant] I regret being involved. I should have known better. I should have never been there. I was totally unacceptable. I'm just...


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[Assistant] You know what, I'm, I'm ashamed, I shouldn't have been there. Yeah. That's it. But like, so now, so, anyway, the reason that I felt compelled to do this on Short Nose to do this live is because I saw him, he literally puts the reporter's Twitter in his video and says she should be fired and is,


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[Assistant] Indirectly encouraging his audience to go, like, harass him.


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[Assistant] Which, I don't think he even read the article, so now I'm saying, we actually need to correct the record here, because this is not right, what he's done in his video. So that's why we're here, I'm going to watch the- we're gonna watch the video, go ahead Trisha.


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[Assistant] But you, you just, you got, yea, I mean, look, nobody's, nobody was really, literally, directly blaming you. You could, you-


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[Assistant] Because I think what he's doing, he's trying to still protect his friends.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know that reminds me, the other clip, there's so many new clips that came out about David, the David situation. Honestly, of girls who were saying they were in a similar situation, where they were being given alcohol, and they were underage, and yadda yadda. There's like, dude go on TikTok, there's like 20 viral videos. But there was one really interesting one.


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[Assistant] Let me see if I've got it here where it's a lot of everything you've said is being like continually corroborated. For example, you told a story about how uhm,


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[Assistant] David kept trying to push you guys to be in a threesome, you and Jason, and you started taking off your clothes because you didn't want him to use the footage. And he continued, and well, the video surfaced, do you, oh, you're highlighting it? Thank you so much. I got it right here. This is, is this it?


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[Assistant] Like he has no, he doesn't, he has no boundary.


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[Assistant] There's so much here though, it's like just girl after girl after girl at this point. But literally everything you've ever said has been totally corroborated. Everything. And they have worked overtime to just characterize you as some crazy girl who just has, who's just out for revenge.


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[Assistant] But every single footage and everything that's come out has been, has 100% supported everything you say, that these guys are dangerous, that they're flirting with disaster, they're putting people in dangerous situations, and more and more, it shows that your concerns are genuine.


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[Assistant] And, and it's clearly, this incident clearly, if you're paying attention to what's going on on TikTok and Twitter and all the viral videos going around, is that this wasn't a one time incident. This is a pattern of behavior over many years.


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[Assistant] And the weird, the weird, dude, I'll tell you right now, red flag, a dude who doesn't drink, who's getting everyone around him drunk.


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[Assistant] Well also one of the big, uh, holes in, in all their stories, which I'll pull up, is that


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[Assistant] David knew about this because, can you highlight the text message that Dom got? David got this text message through Dom, the victim sent


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[Assistant] Dom a text message about a year and a half ago when David deleted this film, this vlog. Why did David delete this vlog? Because he knew that the girl, one of the girls that Dom had slept with


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[Assistant] had sent him a text messaging accusing him


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[Assistant] Right? So this whole notion that David didn't even know is factually, uh, factually incorrect, right? Based on that text message.


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[Assistant] Okay, so anyway, let's watch Jeff's video. Here's one more- go ahead.


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[Assistant] Dude, Jeff, she reached out to everybody in the video. Like, you're in the video, you're there. That's a reasonable thing.


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[Assistant] Also, if you read the article, which I don't think you did, Trisha is cited very little.


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[Assistant] So before we watch Jess's video, he makes accusations and Kat, the author, Kat released. He keeps taking snippets of their co- private conversation that he recorded. And so she posted the whole thing here. I'll just play it for you before we watch this video.


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[Assistant] So remember this, because he keeps saying in his video, only, I'm only in this because of Trisha. And this is proof that he knew before he made this video, that the accuser specifically named him.


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[Assistant] Well these guys have been on a brutal, uhm,


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[Assistant] Character assassination against you for these past years, to discredit, because you've been one of the vocal people speaking out against them, so it's all, Trisha's crazy, she's obsessed, she's just angry because of Jason, the relationship with Jason. But, uhm, everything you've said's proven, so you have a right to feel relieved, so people will be like, oh my god, she was telling the truth this whole time.


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[Assistant] Okay, why, why, and then you're filming them, and all that, it's like guys, this is, this is, we gotta put the pedal here, we gotta hit bump the brake on this.


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[Assistant] Exactly! Scott and- and Scott and- and Jeff could've just fuckin' rode this out.


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[Assistant] And been fine, but somehow part of this cult, they feel that they need to throw themselves in- in front of the bus.


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[Assistant] Is there a technical issue? I saw someone say they can't hear me. But that doesn't seem to be right.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay. People are trolling. Alright, so let's watch Jeff's video. It's a slog, but I think it's important because...


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[Assistant] We're gonna have to group, we're gonna have to uh, put on our swamp boots and uh, tread through this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but we're gonna watch it because I think it's important to make sure that this conversation doesn't get derailed, which is what's happening here. Because if you go, like all the David, the David stans are saying, I knew it, this, this, it's making me doubt the whole story. They start to say shit like that, it's making me doubt the whole story.


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[Assistant] So because, because Kat and the story, she never lied and the story has never changed. Okay? Let's watch this.


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[Assistant] Why does he have two cameras? It's so dramatic.


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[Assistant] You're so right. Yeah. Oh, you're right, he's hiding the cut.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, this is funny. Unfortunately, the article came out.


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[Assistant] Just because. So he's saying I'm 100% innocent. That's, he's already gone afoul.


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[Assistant] You were there, there was underage drinking, like why are you trying, just like you have to own some, you have to take some accountability.


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[Assistant] Like 100% innocent would be, you weren't even there that night, you didn't even know anything happened. Okay, that's 100% innocent.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Nobody's blaming you for what happened.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he was saying it wasn't out yet. He wasn't ready to announce it. It looks good. But that backwards chair is fucking cool as hell. Maybe I'm changing my opinion about him. Maybe he is 100% innocent.


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[Assistant] Fucking shitty internet. This might get picked up by the way.


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[Assistant] You can hear me? It's working. Does any- do you not have the stream open down?


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[Assistant] Ugh, that's the worst. This is the worst part about going live. Okay, are we back? Guys, sorry, my internet took a dump.


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[Assistant] This is the worst thing about going live.


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[Assistant] Well, but do you see it? Yea, but I mean, Hila's seeing it where you're here. What is everyone typing in the chat?


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[Assistant] We should do this analysis with a backwards chair.


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[Assistant] We're lagging a little bit. Can we snip this part out after the fact? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Available slots. I mean, we don't have them all filled, so I'm saying we can definitely work on some nutrition flares.


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[Assistant] Also, you're wearing the Balenciaga meme shirt. You showed up, I was like, no, you're wearing the shirt.


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[Assistant] Well tell me, would you really cruise around in that Balenciaga shirt? Or no?


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[Assistant] Choppy, yea. What the fu- I'm gonna punch my router in the face. I don't know, man.


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[Assistant] Oh sure, yeaah, that'd be great. And then, well, we're gonna cut this out.


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[Assistant] Or maybe turn, maybe turn it down to 240 if you're streaming you. Sorry guys, we are working hard to fix. Maybe something's downloading?


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[Assistant] Nobody's here. Let's just do the show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just lower your- I mean, you guys both streaming could affect it.


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[Assistant] So uhm, okay, we're gonna come back in, right around here. Thank you everybody for sticking around. Sorry about the, uh, technical issues. What were we talking about? We were just about to watch his video, I think. Or we were watching his video. Alright, I'll just play it.


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[Assistant] At least, if I can say anything nice about Jeff, is that he at least came out here and talked about something.


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[Assistant] Although, it's hard to give him so much credit when he's kind of putting cats Twitter, encouraging his fans to go.


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[Assistant] So people are saying he may have bought alcohol, so that might not be true, okay. But...


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[Assistant] He keeps evading, the main premise of course is that he was there. Right. He was peeking, there's that shot of him and the vlog peeking in and saying he's getting a body count. So again, it's like, okay, let's...


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[Assistant] And there's also a lot of confusions about like, okay Dom asked for the five sum and we thought it would be a good idea. Once again, he's dodging the responsibility where if you watch David and other clips,


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[Assistant] He's taking credit for setting up. Dom explicitly thanks David in the video. So again, I feel like Jeff is once again trying to, like, uhm,


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[Assistant] Obfuscate the truth by saying I was again trying to blame it all on Dom, even though this was a collaboration for David's fucking video.


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[Assistant] Why do you think that women are prostitutes and just like sex is just a pawn for entertainment and love?


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[Assistant] But again, this is Jeff just once again playing the boys club and, and


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[Assistant] And he's trying to say it was all Dom's idea and David didn't have anything to do with it, which is something he'll continue to say throughout this video.


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[Assistant] He's, he's, you're, what are you talking about? Of course, like you are all under the, of course they weren't coming over to be assaulted.


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[Assistant] I feel like he's bringing that up that sometimes it's scripted again to throw doubt on this whole thing because later in the video he says he tries to doubt the authenticity of, of, of the video.


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[Assistant] And again, this is, again, the same boys' club that just uses Trisha's crazy and has a vendetta against us. Once again, the same fucking dumbass talking point to sell to your, to your fans who ate it up initially. It's fucked up.


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[Assistant] You, if you read the article, you would know that this has very little, Trisha's was mentioned, almost none.


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[Assistant] But again, if it was you or the only person saying that, that might be of interesting defense. But the part that you don't mention once in this whole pathetic video is that two of the other witnesses that were there said that you and Todd came back with alcohol. Why do you not mention that, dude? How are you gonna come out here and not-


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[Assistant] He's just, he's covering for Todd, who, uh, who saves, that based on what he told Kat in the recording we watched from the beginning, is that he bought alcohol for himself.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, Jeff, but I just think you must not be that smart. You don't call a reporter and clear your name by just saying, oh, that's not what happened. If you have some kind of evidence that you can show them, that might help. But if you're just gonna call and bitch about, say how Trisha's crazy, she's out to get you, I don't think that's gonna help influence the article much, dude.


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[Assistant] Which is basically saying if anyone does anything wrong and they have kids, you can never hold them accountable because their kids are gonna starve. Apparently.


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[Assistant] He's like, I went into hypnotherapy and I went back in time and I remember everything vividly. It's like, okay bro.


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[Assistant] Even if, let's say you didn't read the article, which I don't think you did.


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[Assistant] You know, it's so fucked up that he characterizes you this way. Because anybody that's not familiar with the actual story is just gonna be like, Trisha's this crazy bee who's just after us and told- and it's just, it's, it's, you're a fucking liar bro and you owe Trisha an apology.


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[Assistant] Well, remember he's calling in after this, and listen, I'm not holding back, I'm just being genuine, but I'm gonna hear him out. But I'm gonna need an apology, I think, for lying about Trisha on this one.


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[Assistant] Dude, a reporter doesn't care you swearing to God, that's not evidence, Jeff. I told her I swear to God, I can't believe she included me.


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[Assistant] I swear to God that she still included me. How unprofessional.


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[Assistant] You're in the video and the girl named you, bruh. Stop. Just stop. Stop it.


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[Assistant] Once again, he's lying. We have Kat rec- recorded the conversation, and I'll pull it up again, because, like, I don't wanna leave any room for doubt. He literally mentions it at the end of this. Listen, I'm just gonna skip to the end.


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[Assistant] I don't think Jeff's a bad guy, I just, what he's doing, intentionally or not, is really fucked up. And needs to be called out.


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[Assistant] I just played it. I just played the clip in the same conversation for Christ's sake.


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[Assistant] Okay, now just to give context, cause he's making it look like she's making this all up based on hearsay Trisha says. But that's not true. What she's talking about is this clip she referred to earlier. She says,


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[Assistant] There's a clip of you guys talking about it and you said you were nervous and so Todd decided to buy it. She did not include that clip in the article because she could not find evidence of it. So you specifically asked her about that and she said, I couldn't find that clip, trying to characterize it like she was lying about you saying Todd liked whiskey, even though that's on fucking record, which I just played for you, douche.


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[Assistant] I mean, is he explicitly lying? Because everything he's saying is so- is so provably false. Like, damn, what's your take on this?


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[Assistant] Malicious. As to outright knowingly lie, but...


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[Assistant] That doesn't make sense. That claim doesn't make sense. They filmed the whole thing.


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[Assistant] They got Dom having the threesome, they were peeking inside the door.


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[Assistant] I mean, I just, I don't know what is this point of trying to bring this up. It was a failure, guys.


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[Assistant] So that claim is hard to know what's the truth or not, but the guy has not been truthful about everything else, so I'm inclined not to believe him in this case.


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[Assistant] They were fully clothed, nothing was happening, so why in the vlog does Dom come out naked?


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[Assistant] And also in the article, Kat says that she has a recording that one of the witnesses took of them saying, did you see anything to David? And David's saying, no, he locked the door. Which is what he did because the guys kept peeking in when they were trying to hook up.


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[Assistant] So again, this doesn't hold water compared to the accounts of what happened that night and even what's in the vlog, which has Dom coming out naked saying stop bothering me.


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[Assistant] And also Jeff looked in and came out and said, oh, they look pretty good.


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[Assistant] Again, you are, bro, I don't, I'm sorry to say this with peace and love, I think you just don't.


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[Assistant] I think all your problems in life probably just stem from you being kind of an idiot.


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[Assistant] The article does, the article says that they had to go in there after you guys had already dipped out because her lifeless body was dumped and kept on the bed. When you, it's clear from the timeline of the article that they were not, she wasn't blacked out and dumped on the bed naked when you peeked in there. Right.


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[Assistant] Again, it's like, bro, it's like he's trying to make this big stand on this point that literally doesn't even matter.


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[Assistant] I believe you that you didn't see it. That the article clearly states that you weren't there when it happened. Come on dude. Stop.


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[Assistant] But now he's kind of throwing, trying to throw into doubt the authenticity of the entire story.


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[Assistant] Well, he's saying he went to jail a decade ago, making it sound like the video was a decade ago, kind of.


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[Assistant] So, his argument here is that because he's gone to prison, he's against SA?


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[Assistant] After the whole VidCon controversy, why did you continue to associate with Dom? I mean, I have that same question for everybody. This poor girl was straight up assaulted by Dom and everyone was allouting him as a hero for admitting to his mistake. Legend.


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[Assistant] I don't stand for any of that shit. Well, he's been to jail, so, so he's fine. He's been to jail, and as you know, in prison, we don't stand for that shit.


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[Assistant] That's like saying anyone who's been to jail would never come out and commit an assault or something.


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[Assistant] Is that true? Is he open book? Except, well, no, you're not.


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[Assistant] With Todd and you keep saying you were there for 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] That they knew that a girl was being like assaulted. That's not, I don't think that's the timeline. Right? Am I wrong? Or do people think that?


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[Assistant] I don't respect all women. Like I don't respect all people. He looks pissed that I said that.


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[Assistant] He wasn't- he's not really under fire, you know what I mean? He put himself in the fucking crosshairs and now he's gonna get mowed down.


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[Assistant] Because they say that in the article. They literally said it in the article, this isn't a revelation bro. Right.


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[Assistant] Again, we talked about it. What's sick about that is that David must have known the score was blackout and puking and all this and then they went back to complete the bit.


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[Assistant] Sure, I believe David didn't know that that's what happened, but what David did know is that the girl was puking, blackout drunk, and apparently you knew that too, Jeff, because you were there all night.


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[Assistant] What's the premise of your joke, Jeff? Why are you going to jail in your joke?


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[Assistant] No, I think what it means is that there was some underlying unease about it that made you guys create- make that joke. Cause clearly that's the joke. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, what's the joke? What is the joke? What are you going, you know?


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[Assistant] It happens, you know, it happens. You don't fight, you don't say, I'm not taking it, fuck you, I'm not taking it down.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, he's living his best life for sure. James Charles, ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] And you know, I do feel bad because it's like Jeff is getting all this heat but like James Charles is a billion times worse and he's out there living his best life with the young chicken, spring chicken burrito.


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[Assistant] Now I don't know if his problem is that like, I don't know if it's like, he said post, that makes me think like Twitter or Instagram or something, but if there's like a whole episode, you can, Jeff, I'm talking directly to you if you're watching, you can just clip out that part.


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[Assistant] Well, I think he's being serious, but it does come off condescending because he is implying like, that this whole Starbucks thing is the reason why, you know, everything's crushing down on his life right now.


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[Assistant] That's true. If you really wanted to save your career and do the right thing, you would say, you know what?


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[Assistant] Does he still wanna call in? Is he ready? Can we get him on standby? Cause we're almost done. He may have bailed and been like, fuck these guys.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, can you send me the zoom link? Hila, send it to Hila, she's my phone. She's gonna send up the zoom link on my Twitter DMs. Alright, let's get him ready.


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[Assistant] Dude, again, he, the most ironic thing is he's doing to her what he claims she did to him, right? Right. Here, she says, uhm, she says the thing I'm saying I'm sorry about


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[Assistant] Is that Jeff, before asking if I was sorry, he told me people were calling him an R word and a P word, a P, a P word. And his life was being ruined and stuff. And she was like, yeah, I'm sorry, that's like on a human level, I'm sorry, that's happening to you. It doesn't mean that she lied. So you were taking her words out of context.


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[Assistant] So which part is it? Is she doing the Lord's work? No. Is she bringing light to this horrible crime which you apparently want to assault Dom for? No. She's doing it to make a profit. As the owner of Insider.


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[Assistant] Cuz it's like dude, these are kind of like ill-gotten gains in a way. Like your whole empire is built off the back of these vlogs that were shot with like kind of, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay, you got the link, uh, Dan? Did you send me somewhere? Here, I'll just keep playing it so you guys can watch.


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[Assistant] Trisha was, oh, oh, hold on one sec, I hear you, but I need to move your, your, uh, Dana, you're gonna have to, okay, wait, I see it. Okay, one second, Jeff.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, let's talk about something specifically. You said a bunch of times in your video that Trisha is the reason you're in this article. Did you, did you read the article?


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[Assistant] But, but like, so okay, I feel like first of all, let's just acknowledge,


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[Assistant] You kept saying in that video that Trish is the reason that the article said that you got alcohol. The witnesses, two witnesses there said that you came back with Todd with alcohol.


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[Assistant] You made this video after the article came out, so I don't understand your explanation.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, the video, your response video came out af- well after the article, after everyone had dissected it, so I don't understand that anecdote. Who bought the alcohol? Did you and Todd go to the store to buy the alcohol?


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[Assistant] Was there alcohol at the apartment? There was alcohol at the apartment. Okay, there was alcohol at the apartment, we don't know where it came from. I mean... Did you know the girls were underage?


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[Assistant] So you were aware that they were underage, drinking alcohol there?


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[Assistant] If you're gonna go out and make that whole apology video. But let me ask you this, you say you were there for 15 minutes, do you stand by that still?


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[Assistant] So you say we're there for 30 minutes. So let me, can he see this photo I pull up down?


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[Assistant] Well you can look at the stream I guess, if that's possible. What I have here is a photo at the end of the night.


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[Assistant] Taken at 1 18 a.m. From one of the witnesses, one of the girls there.


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[Assistant] It has in it, all of you guys outside, Todd, you,


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[Assistant] Jonah, David. I don't see the photo anymore. It'll pop up on the stream. And then what, and then what, what you see here is one of the girlfriends holding up Hannah, who was the victim, because she's blackout drunk. You can see her here being held up right here. And all of you guys there. Now. Still don't see it. So.


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[Assistant] It'll be there in a moment. So what this proves, and then I'm assuming you were there when the girls arrived. They arrived around 11, so that means you were there for two hours.


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[Assistant] This was given to me directly from, uhm, from one of the people that was there.


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[Assistant] So this girl, so this is after the, the, you know, attack happened, right?


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[Assistant] And so, so according to the, the account of the events, she was puking and clearly very, very, very intoxicated and you guys are all there. So I have a hard time believing that the guy, all the guys there, including you and David and all you guys didn't know that this girl was like borderline blackout.


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[Assistant] So later on, the author of the article was given a video by one of the witnesses of someone asking, David, did you see them? And he said, no, Dom locked the door. Are you aware that Dom locked the door? Were you there when Dom locked the door?


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[Assistant] But the, but truly, I believe that you are, you are innocent and that you didn't, you didn't create any of the situation. I believe that you are-


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[Assistant] I don't think your presence is evidence that you're innocent. I mean, that's kind of a, uh,


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[Assistant] So what I was gonna say is I don't think you're directly guilty of anything, but what I do suspect is going on is that you're withholding information that would incriminate some of your friends.


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[Assistant] But so, just to be clear, your story is changing now. You left after, you were saying 15, 30 minutes, and now you're saying, well, I did come back at the end of the night. Clearly, based on the photo.


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[Assistant] The story's changed a little bit. So at what point in the party did you peek into the bedroom?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you guys are neighbors. So what point during the party did you peek into the bedroom and pretend to see them having sex?


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[Assistant] So was it a setup though? You're implying that it was a setup.


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[Assistant] Because that's a different account than what I've heard from everybody else.


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[Assistant] I feel like, so, if I'm, if I'm believing your story that you left and came back, I feel like you're trying to excuse David a lot in your video as well, but the fact that there's almost no way to excuse David if you believe the girls, right? You believe the girls, you're explicitly saying that. So how is it that you can say that David didn't do anything wrong either?


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[Assistant] Cause he was there the whole time. If I'm to believe that you left and came back, he knew that the girl puked. He knew that the girl was blacked out.


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[Assistant] You're not, you started your video by saying I'm 100% innocent.


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[Assistant] I have no problem with you erasing the Dom videos. That's what David-


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[Assistant] So do you understand how it looks a little insincere? Like, okay, I understand you're defending yourself saying you didn't supply the alcohol and you didn't know this was happening. I believe that. But to come out and say you're 100% innocent, that feels to me insincere.


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[Assistant] Do you have anything to say to, uhm, you characterize the author as, uh,


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[Assistant] As, uh, you say, she acts like she's doing the Lord's work, but she's really just trying to make money. Do you feel like that's a fair characterization?


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[Assistant] How is unfair characterization to characterize the author as a liar who's just trying to make money?


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[Assistant] So you haven't read the whole article, is what you're saying?


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[Assistant] Because I feel that her characterization of you is very factual and straightforward and mild. So when you say to her, you're a liar who's just after the money, you're questioning in the entire authentic- you're questioning in the validity of the entire article. And I've seen a lot of people taking your video that way.


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[Assistant] She said you denied being involved. What more do you want her to say? When two witnesses who were there say that they saw you come in with alcohol.


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[Assistant] The reference to the bar, the bar, the barbershop conversation where, where that was not.


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[Assistant] But the way you say, I don't think that that delegitimizes everything. She said, you said, she said, is it possible Todd brought alcohol? You said, I don't think so, but he does like whiskey.


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[Assistant] So why did- but, okay, we're arguing semantics dude, that's not enough to decri- to-


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[Assistant] So how are you gonna justify putting her name out there and calling her like some liar who's just money hungry? That's just, that's just a dishonest, that's just not a fair characterization.


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[Assistant] So when did this happen? When did the assault happen? The girl, you're in a photo of the girl after she was assaulted being held up by her friend drunk, dude. All you guys are there.


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[Assistant] And... It's not an article, dude. You'd think, you'd think you would read the article.


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[Assistant] Before making a whole video. Anyway, listen, we're talking in circles a little bit. I just wanna get finally on the record, you don't apologize to Kat for what you said about her in your video.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, say that again. Am I let, should I believe that nothing in the New York Times is credible because they charge money for the newspaper?


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[Assistant] That's up to the insider. They can't, but you, dude, that's a ridiculous case. You can't, as a functioning journalistic newspaper, they can't set up an escrow account and start donating to the victims of every article.


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[Assistant] Listen, I, again, I think, I think you're, from what I can tell, a good dude. I don't think you nest, you, you're,


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[Assistant] I understand that you feel bad and I believe that like you didn't have anything to do with the events as they unfolded.


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[Assistant] I think the intent of the author was to first of all talk about Dom, first of all talk about David, how he enabled it, and the culture of the entire vlog squad, which unfortunately you are a member of, how it all acts to enable this kind of thing, which I don't know if you've been following, but there's more and more videos of girls saying similar stuff happen to them like this.


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[Assistant] I hear you, I feel, I'm sorry for all the things you're going through and everything. I hope that, that you know, you can just...


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[Assistant] I think, from what I can tell, I agree, I think you're a good dude, and like I said, I hope you get through this and you're okay.


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[Assistant] Well, what you're doing when you question the motives of the authors, you're basically saying that there's no article that could be about this that would be acceptable to me, because they're making money.


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[Assistant] Jeff, if I could just talk to you before you made that video, I would have told you, just say, I'm sorry, I regret being there, what happened was horrible,


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[Assistant] The fact that my name's even associated with something so terrible is just, it's humiliating and awful. I'm donating to this. I'm removing all the videos with Dom. I made a horrible mistake being involved in this even a little bit. I didn't get the alcohol, but you know what? There's confusion. The witness is something that you continue to ignore.


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[Assistant] Okay, I've got the video. How do I share this with Jeff so he can watch it in real time?


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[Assistant] What do you think David meant by master negotiating?


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[Assistant] How do you convince someone to have sex with you in the matter of, uh, the course of the evening?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but that doesn't, that doesn't mean that they consent to, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, the fact that they answered that doesn't mean anything more than they just wanted to hang out with some celebrities.


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[Assistant] So what do you think it means that he negotiated his way to sleep with them?


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[Assistant] I don't know why we're watching this, I feel like it's kind of pointless, to be honest.


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[Assistant] I really don't. I think, I think you're gonna get through this fine. I know this feels bad and it's traumatic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think Trisha, Trisha made the best point too. It's like, you're misplacing your anger, I feel like. You know what I mean? The person who put you in this kind of situation was...


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[Assistant] Not Tricia or the victims or the reporter.


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[Assistant] I f- I f- I'm- I wish you well. I really genuinely do.


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, I wish you well. I appreciate that you were willing to come, call in, and subject yourself to this abuse.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I think, I think, I think we've said all that we need to hear today, so, I wish you well, I think you're gonna be fine, you're gonna make, you're gonna get through this, just, you know, do your thing, and uh, I think you'll be alright.


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[Assistant] Well I understand the, listen, you have nothing to hide, or I mean, supposedly, I would consider apologizing to Kat, I think you did it dirty, but that's, but that, I think that's about the only thing I want to say about that.


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[Assistant] Alright, well I do suggest reading it, and then maybe you'll change your mind.


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[Assistant] So, he didn't read the article. Our hunch was right.


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[Assistant] And dude, and dude, I didn't say, but you gotta take those videos down to the sponsor, Astor. Cut it out. You gotta figure that out, bro. Trust me. You just, you can't. You don't want that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he apologized to you. He gave Kat a half apology.


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[Assistant] But at the same time, what does that mean for his video that's still up for his channel? Where he's basically saying, you know what I mean? Like, I think, I hope so, because it's not accurate. It's not accurate.


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[Assistant] Uhm. If I was Jeff, I would reshoot a better apology. And put it out there. Right.


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[Assistant] What was he going on about Big Neck? I dunno. I was like, dude, woah.


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[Assistant] I mean, Big Nick just said that he felt bullied. I mean, what are you gonna, what are we going after Big Nick for now?


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[Assistant] Alright, I mean that's it, that's all I have to say about that in the words of Forrest Gump.


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[Assistant] Well, we almost did, but we pulled through. You're marrying- I mean, you're marrying my brother-in-law, so...


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[Assistant] I'm not the kind of dude who like holds grudges. I like to settle squash beef, especially with people like in my family, which you are not.


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[Assistant] Look, I understand you as a person and the ebbs and flows of the personality of Trisha and I take it all for what it is.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's wrap this up. How long? Okay. Listen. We've said it all.


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[Assistant] No, because when people are like, let's say, maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't, when you're like so suicidal and you're just like, life, I'm just gonna end it, like there's literally no point to life, and you hear something, even if you think it's bullshit, if you think it's all like, you know,


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[Assistant] He's health and wealth and I like that he preaches that because my church, I was Catholic for so long and they preach a lot of like suffering and I didn't like that. I like that Joel preaches all about.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I know a lot of wealthy people. I know a lot of wealthy people that like were down on their luck when they found a job. My family members included.


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[Assistant] I love the big interview where he said, I'm not comparing him to Hitler, but.


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[Assistant] I was in dating him, it's a little different.


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[Assistant] Jesus Christ had twelve, and look who rose and look who's down in hell. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay. Yes, Free Britney, but also-


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[Assistant] I don't think he's... cause I wanna go into the house.


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[Assistant] I've done a lot of Britney cosplays. I used to recreate all of Britney's Instagrams, like I love Britney, but I'll go as myself and like, we have a similar disorder. Oh!


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[Assistant] At the time, I think Jamie was better than the guy that she was with. That guy right before she went into...


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[Assistant] I think, uhm, I think Jamie Spears is doing the best job he can. I think if I go in there, maybe- You're just saying.


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[Assistant] I understand Brittany. I come from a fan perspective, but also as like a human being perspective. I would never be like, let's take a picture, let's do this. You know what I mean? Like I have a human relation to her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, I don't want to say it all. I don't want people to speculate.


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[Assistant] So what's your biggest dream? Like what's your, you know, we have all, so I know all his dreams and goals and.


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[Assistant] Oh, well thank you for showing people that I'm not an evil bitch.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, they're like, yeaah, that makes sense, like, they're, they're, they're very, anyways, anyways, whatever.


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[Assistant] I've never seen you click anything like on TikTok or Instagram stories.


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[Assistant] I would, my dream on this podcast, my dream guest above anyone else, Adam Sandler, Gerard Way, Brad Pitt, is babbling with Babish.


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[Assistant] Cooking with Babish, have you know him on YouTube? He makes this amazing butter noodle pasta.


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[Assistant] It looks amazing, he uses gourmet butter, he puts a gourmet cheese, puts a little bit of pasta water back in the noodles, it's so good, and he doesn't break the noodles, they're homemade, they're amazing.


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[Assistant] Do you know what, fun fact really real quick is like, cause Jack in the Box McDonald's they do sponsorships with influencers, but they don't do it with plus size influencers because they don't want the demographic to look at fat people and be like that's what we're gonna be.


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[Assistant] Moses is with peace and love. Moses is very like basic. So there's like, you know, he wants, he's very simple. He's a basic bitch. He's simple. He doesn't need anything to take. He just left the house burned and take himself. You know what I mean? Like it's very simple.


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[Assistant] I love you. He never talks about that stuff with me because I don't know, it doesn't make any sense. I'm like, okay. But I'm proud of you. I am proud of you, just so you know.


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[Assistant] I do, I do, I know who said in your relationship.


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[Assistant] My dad was too, but I crave affection. My dad never hugs me or kisses me, but uhm, I love affection.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Moses is, oh my god, like a sucker fish in the morning. I'm like, well, oh my god, it's always on me. I love it because no one's giving me that much affection, but he's definitely the one that's always on top of me. Cuddling. I love it.


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[Assistant] I'm scared of nothing. Like, nothing. He just goes and like, does whatever. I'm like, alright. Anyways, thanks babe. You'll never be alone.


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[Assistant] My birthday last year, we were hooking up for months and like seeing each other every day. And my birthdays are a huge deal. I make, I make birthdays huge deals for everyone, him, me, everybody. And he didn't give me anything on my actual birthday, but two weeks later comes a, I got your birthday present. And it's a framed picture of his water photography.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, inside me. When Moses comes inside me, I will have Elah's jeans inside me too.


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[Assistant] Mike and Molly Melissa McCarthy show and there was another big actor and they were both big people dating. That's the premise of the show is that they were two fat people dating.


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[Assistant] What do Hila and Moses do if we went out for pizza without them?


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[Assistant] That's not true. He's such a liar. He would never. He would not be with you.


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[Assistant] And you want to do a spelling bee? I would love to do one with you. Uhm, Dr. Phil.


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[Assistant] At a ghetto strip club called Godfathers and Van Nuys, it was a really ghetto.


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[Assistant] Yes, where is the bar? I'll do it right now.


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[Assistant] Can we go to the next? Okay, well, can you do that now? No, of course not. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's so interesting how different they are. I guess it's the age difference maybe.


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[Assistant] I love it. I love that we both have a little bit of a, uhm, something wrong with us.


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[Assistant] Did he, did they tag us? Oh, he tagged me, I think. I don't think he got the tag.


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[Assistant] That's so crazy. All I did was watch.


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[Assistant] We're back with another emergency episode.


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[Assistant] Is this the, uh, state of address? The state of the union?


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[Assistant] No, I'm kidding, but I know what you mean. I don't like this whole on the pedestal thing. Because I'm starting to see people be like,


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[Assistant] Me and Trisha are both deeply flawed, and I hope I'm not speaking at a turn, are deeply flawed individuals. We've, again, I'll speak for myself on this, but I've said and done things that are horrible, that I regret, that I will apologize for as many times as I need to.


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[Assistant] The thing is, is that, it's like every time there's something new to talk about. It's, I'm not trying to rehash it, but it's like this story keeps developing like crazy.


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[Assistant] And then like, Jeff is texting and wha-whatever. Yeah, apparently- and literally everybody knew somehow that David was dropping this video. But regardless, I was cutting my hair this morning because last time you were upset.


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[Assistant] And then I saw the back and I was like, aww, that's pretty epic.


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[Assistant] No. But I saw myself in the mirror and I was like, wow.


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[Assistant] That looks really good, kind of. Cause I shaved it back too, it looks skinny.


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[Assistant] Let's just, not, like I know this is a serious topic, but maybe just to say.


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[Assistant] In a serious wa- in a way of being like, we're gonna close the chapter now on David.


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[Assistant] First of all, I wanna say Jeff, who we obviously had on


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[Assistant] Dude, it's been like, ugh, it's been crazy. We had Jeff on and we talked about it in the last episode, which is up today. Please watch that episode instead of, watch both episodes.


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[Assistant] Right before we went live and said he took down his video. So I was very happy to hear about that. So, appreciation to-


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[Assistant] He took it down and I, and I think that was a, uh, thoughtful thing to do. So shout out to Jeff. Okay?


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[Assistant] Even though you probably took him down yesterday, but we don't, we don't hold that against you.


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[Assistant] Okay, so first of all, I have a lot of stuff to talk about surrounding David's apology before we watch David's apology.


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[Assistant] I do wanna say that my initial reaction to this video last night when I watched it was that like, this is, you know, from what I expected, a very good apology.


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[Assistant] Well, my initial reaction was that like, based on the previous one, I was like, this is very genuine, he seems to be affected, but there's a lot of things, there's a lot of issues that I have.


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[Assistant] I thought it was, I thought it was, as apologies go,


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[Assistant] A pretty good apology. Like he said the right things, right?


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[Assistant] On face value it was good, but I have a lot of criticism of it.


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[Assistant] Well, compared to his last one, I mean, this one, he at least was like, he said your name, he said, he said, he acknowledged that like, the way he's shooting his videos is messed up, but the circumstance makes it disingenuous.


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[Assistant] Well hold on, hold on, on face value, because at first when he posted it, there was like this crazy overwhelming support for him. Like 99.9% like ratio, and that disturbed me. How quick-


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[Assistant] No, it didn't sway me, it disturbed me, and it made me feel like there was something about it that didn't stick right. So what I was gonna say, Trisha, is please don't kill me.


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[Assistant] Because I have a lot here to say. Metaphorically. Is that, you know, this apology came...


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[Assistant] All within the short time span of sending the text messages and voice notes to Scotty, to discredit Seth, that happened like a week ago.


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[Assistant] Wow, has it been that long? Right?


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[Assistant] Exactly. So there's that, by the way, he doesn't mention Seth at all still in the fucking apology video, but okay. Uhm.


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[Assistant] You know, and then like a few days ago, he made this really horrible apology video where he evaded any responsibility. This comes right after sending threatening legal letters to Insider about you.


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[Assistant] I- I think on face value, like how everyone was perceiving it, it was like, this is a good apology because he didn't say the right things. But then when I thought about it, and all this stuff came together, then I rea- then I'm realizing that this was an act of desperation and not-


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[Assistant] You even said in a tweet that you were happy that he took some accountability.


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[Assistant] So not only did he send legal letters attacking you recently, I mean, Jeff Wittek made a video attacking you and the author, uhm, and after losing every sponsor,


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[Assistant] Ruining his investors have all ditched on this app, everything he's built on, then finally he makes an apology. So on surface level, I mean, I'm just trying to explain why when you look at the video, there's like a 99.9 where it's everywhere like, eh, this is a great apology. On face value, it feels like a great apology. But in the context of everything that's happened, it's a very opportunistic time.


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[Assistant] And Seth's videos with the, all the kissing shit with Seth, I mean.


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[Assistant] So now he knows that was fucked up. Now he understands. That was a huge mistake.


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[Assistant] No, again, cause he just threw, he threw Scott. Now Scott, by the way, is the biggest sucker on the planet. Because Scott was such as lackey to try. He like, he was testing the waters with this discrediting angle.


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[Assistant] And now David's out here apologizing for everything and Scotty is like, looking like the biggest fucking sap.


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[Assistant] Me cause of ca- discrediting my cause. Me cause! I meant the illness.


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[Assistant] Threatening insider only a week ago, it's not enough. Funny how he ignored everyone's call for years, but now he's making himself available. I think David is disgusting and I always will. He's calculated and manipulative. But good job taking my notes from enemies and sitting on the floor for your apology.


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[Assistant] The vibe was right. It wasn't like him in his set, like, behind his kid's choice award, like, hey, look at me. No, it wasn't, it wasn't. He also- I'm alone now.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm, I'm, we're gonna watch it. David's all about the money. Remember when Logan, I see, again, I wanna talk about Logan Paul because during the forest incident,


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[Assistant] It makes me appreciate Logan's apology so much more.


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[Assistant] Now, because when all that went down, and by the way, what Logan was accused of is not even close to as bad as what David's accused of, because like, you could be insensitive, you could be a douche, which was all the things he was doing.


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[Assistant] But he didn't commit, like, a assault, a crime, right? Like, which is kind of, what David did was more painless.


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[Assistant] And he donated a million bucks, Logan. So like damn, I'm thinking back to that, that was like a good ass apology of what Logan did.


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[Assistant] Because like, he would've got so much more perspective and on a personal level to hear them out. I mean, dude, like-


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[Assistant] What does that mean? You can, you call me if you have a problem. I'm available now. I got nothing to do. I got some free time coming up.


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[Assistant] Okay, before we get into it, I saw some great memes.


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[Assistant] Names! No, but you're gonna like this. Oh my god. Okay, girl gets R worded. David Dobrik says, F this, I did nothing wrong, you will heal for my lawyers. David Dobrik loses sponsors. This is his reaction. Do you get this meme?


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[Assistant] I think people love watching me try to explain memes to you like you're my, you know, 6 year old aunt.


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[Assistant] Let's not forget, this was a great comment on his apology video, which I thought was, uh, coming from the community.


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[Assistant] Someone said, proud of you, David. Being an idiot is easy. Owning up to it is tough. Glad you made this. Now if you guys don't know, that's the exact comment David left on Dom's video apologizing for what he did during VidCon.


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[Assistant] There's some tweets that I thought were, were good takes I wanted to give voice to. David Dobrik said you couldn't wrap his head around the fact that his childhood friend was a, a assaulter. And that's literally the problem. Men ignore and discredit women, but won't hold their besties accountable.


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[Assistant] That's, that's, that's, that's what they're, that's the, another thing with my videos that he once again deftly evades the fact of how


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[Assistant] This was one from our subreddit that I thought was a really good insight.


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[Assistant] Alright, let me read you this. This was, I thought, again, a really good insight from one of our users on Reddit.


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[Assistant] As a SA survivor myself, this makes me feel defeated and hopeless, a rant, in response to this video. As someone who went through SA, and more specifically R, this story felt very personal to me. I could, I could see myself in Hanna so many ways because I went through the same situation of being.


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[Assistant] Uh, assaulted. I saw my R word get away with it, no consequences, and his friends stood by him. The fact that everyone is willing to forgive David after seven minutes and a few tears despite what he did is shocking and devastating for me.


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[Assistant] David knew that Dom assaulted Ali in VidCon 2017. David knew Hannah sent that long text message describing her assault and he silently took down the video. And remained friends with Dom.


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[Assistant] Uh, David kept Dom as a friend all these years knowing what he did. David went as far as to joke about going to jail that night. Again, what was the joke?


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[Assistant] David recorded and monetized someone's trauma in front of 10 million people. David sent his lawyers to try to suppress the article as hard as they could.


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[Assistant] I didn't know there was a power dynamic, he said. There's several vlogs where he mentioned that he is the leader of the vlog squad and makes people compete for airtime, constantly reminding his friends that they're nothing without him.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm more angry at myself for watching him for so many years and not realizing angry at David's fans for giving him so easily, angry at myself that I projected my traumas in this situation.


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[Assistant] I often go back to Seth's story because when Seth said you have to remove this video of me, it's kind of like affecting my life and my mental health, he offered to pay him.


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[Assistant] She finishes by saying, at the end of the day, I just hope Hannah can find closure and I hope that she can move on peacefully with her life because I didn't and it still haunts me every day. So thank you for sharing your story to this person on the subreddit. You know.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, and I mean, those, well, Mel Gibson again, it's like he said anti-semitic things, but like he didn't, like, still this is kind of even worse.


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[Assistant] That's why I was disturbed when I saw 99.9% likes. I was like, really? Everybody's down with this? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I, see, I don't, I don't know that I, I think that there is a legitimate path to redemption for David in, in some time.


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[Assistant] You went to the hospital, like mental hospital twice as a result of your time with that three times and you've never been through that and with talking with like Big Nick and Seth and like a lot of people who've been in that situation, it's like there's something extremely wrong with the dynamic going on there where people are being


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[Assistant] They were, yeaah, just up until a week ago before the article came out, they were literally doing anything in their power through their attorneys to stop the publication, so.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you if that article was never printed, there'd be no apology right now.


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[Assistant] Even though he knew all this shit already. Anyway, here's another meme. David making a Trisha-styled video on the floor crying.


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[Assistant] So, take, again, pro-, you, you owe some sincere thank-gratitude to Trisha.


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[Assistant] And there's one last good tweet here before we launch.


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[Assistant] That's more, yeaah, I mean that's like pretty much all the guys. It's like, oh I can only speak for myself.


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[Assistant] Here's the message from Natalie, I know you have an opinion on this, that's his, you guys know Natalie. I spent, this came out, uhm, this came out yesterday, yea, last night.


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[Assistant] I spend a lot of time thinking about the recent allegations and because of the severity, it's taking me time to process. Like many of you, I'm upset and angry and do not condone the behavior detailed in the article or any-


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[Assistant] What footage did she say he could put in?


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[Assistant] So you're saying Natalie is Jizz Lane. Who's Jizz Lane? Jizz Lane. Maxwell.


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[Assistant] Okay, the chat is blowing up because you slipped that Jason called.


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[Assistant] There was a girl on Twitter that said that Jason sent her an unsolicited eggplant photo, thank you. Uhm, and this is the same girl who claimed that Kanye and Jeffree Star had an affair and then she totally lied about it.


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[Assistant] So I saw this text and it pissed me off. I can't get in trouble for showing text, right? No, fuck him. How am I gonna show it?


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[Assistant] I'll send a, uh, oh, you can send me on Discord that I can open it? Oh, cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we're good. Yeah, good call, good call. So he sent, so he called and called, you didn't answer, right?


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[Assistant] So he sent this. Hi Trish, it's Deish Jason. I tried you. Are you available to talk? Call me back. Heart.


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[Assistant] The fucking heart, the balls on this guy to send you a heart after all this time you're engaged, like what, oh I miss you babe, like what's the heart mean, who sends a heart?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the foot soldiers say, well, let's see, peace and love would obviously be war, war and hate with war and hate.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, let's, let's, let's get back into the... So anyway, we're talking about, uh...


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[Assistant] Hold on, let's just get this clear. Size of the hand...


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[Assistant] Uhm, does not correlate with size of the-


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[Assistant] By the way, anytime someone asks to add you on Snapchat who's like a celebrity or older, run.


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[Assistant] Okay, there's, uh, we're getting close to watching his apology, but there's a few new things that came to light that once again I think offers a good context to the, again, just remember how if, like, we're apologizing or forgiving somebody so quickly, we need the full context of what we're dealing with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this one's, this one's surprised even me. Uhm, go ahead. We were talking about this yesterday though.


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[Assistant] That to me was like, uhh, skin-crawling shit. There was another clip that surfaced because I know everybody is desperate to say, oh I wasn't there that night when it happened with Dom, I wasn't there that night, right? So this is interesting.


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[Assistant] Like this is to me, you know, with the photo that we showed in our last episode with Jeff, you know, this one is even worse frankly, because it matches up with their outfits. So here's Dawn coming out with a used condom, the same night, right after the attack happened.


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[Assistant] I don't actually know where it's from if it's from some behind the scenes or extra or some shit. But so what's interesting about this is so this has happened right afterwards and you know that because they keep trying to say oh it was filmed on a different day.


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[Assistant] They're all wearing the same clothes. If you go back to the footage that I showed in the last episode of, uhm,


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[Assistant] Of them standing outside Dom's apartment with the girl who's blackout drunk.


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[Assistant] You'll see, which I can match it up for you guys just as proof. Ah, fuck, doesn't.


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[Assistant] Also, he's holding in his hand a bottle of Pepsi, which one of the witnesses was used to make drinks. Okay? So now...


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[Assistant] Now if we go ahead and go back to the photo that we showed in the last episode, you can quite easily tell


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[Assistant] That they're all wearing the same outfit. Jeff with the hat. Todd with the hat.