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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Oh, it was, it was quite a spectacle and he drew a crowd real fast. So there it is. Oh, that is a nice one. Oh, it's nice. That's, that's me doing the old catch and release.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something about sharks. You gotta be real careful when you grab a hold of them things.


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[Assistant] No, he, uh, every year we go to the beach for a family vacation and I still hadn't figured out the draw to the beach. I mean, why people would spend thousands of dollars to go to a, go sleep in a strange bed and sit out in sun and get burnt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm with him on that, but I do it, you know, just to try to keep my wife happy. But anyways, we, we decided, me and Jason said we're going to try to catch these little poppinos, which are good to eat.


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[Assistant] If you're going to be at the beach, we're going to put up umbrella, put up about four fishing poles.


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[Assistant] Oh, it is. So, we got four pompano rigs out there, and pompano is not that big of a fish, but big is what, five pounds? Maybe, yeaah. Maybe. Yeaah. But they're delicious. They are beautiful. They're delicious.


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[Assistant] And one of his poles just started going zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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[Assistant] So, and he's got 20 pound line, 40 pound later, mono. That he got from the Honey Hell.


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[Assistant] But anyways, that's all the splash. I thought, boy, that kind of looked like a shark.


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[Assistant] It ain't been started, they would have cut the line already. So, long story short, uh, 45 minutes later.


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[Assistant] Of course, when he tells a story to be an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] The only way he could have landed him.


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[Assistant] As if that thing had a metal leader in his mouth, which is what the case was. That chart.


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[Assistant] Good grief. Weight, metal, leader hooks, everything. He swam by.


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[Assistant] Already got tangled up. Yup. He swam by and that Reagan got tangled up in somebody else's pop and O rig. There was three pop and O rigs tangled up in that shark's mouth with the shark rig.


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[Assistant] So he had us run by two other poppin fish, broke them all. Yeah, broke them all. Got the old Jase down there.


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[Assistant] It didn't break at all. Jay's got him too. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] That goes back to that mule. That's right. And then he looked at me and said, what are you going to do with it? I said, what do you mean? What am I going to do? He said, I ain't getting nowhere near it. So.


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[Assistant] What kind of shark is that Martin? I don't know much about sharks.


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[Assistant] That's the sand, look at that. That's where one of those, uh, what is that called? A remora?


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[Assistant] Was on him. Yeaah. There was about three of those on him. I mean.


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[Assistant] I thought that was a black tip, maybe black tips and black pepper.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well he, he come, he snapped at me when I grabbed him by the tail. Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. They, they're quick as a cat too. And he was released unharmed. Yeaah. Back, I cut the leader. And uh, I didn't get real close to his mouth, but. Closer, better than he was. He was way better off than he, than he was. But he swam on off.


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[Assistant] But he is quite the crowd gathered up by the time he got that thing to the bank.


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[Assistant] They don't need a whole lot down there. It's just him and Missy now.


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[Assistant] That's a pretty good system. Oh yeah. He told me the other day, boy, this must've been a good spawn in Willie's pond. Yeah. I said, no, we just put about 2,500 crappies in there. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good spawn. All right.


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[Assistant] Alright, how big was the crappie? He was good. He's a good one.


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[Assistant] No, and then you like, feel like you got a fever. I'll tell you that one of the worst days of my life, I had sunburn on my back and I put a scented lotion. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] To the Bahamas. Yeah, the Bahamas, the Gar-Ho. The only reason I went is it was free. That's Gar-Ho too. And then it is a Gar-Ho. Never to do again.


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[Assistant] And our boy ended up fried. I remember that vaguely, but I thought I was going to die.


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[Assistant] That was a, um, grand aisle. Grand aisle. Yeah. Yeah. In the Gulf of Mexico, right off the beach.


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[Assistant] You know, when I was in high school, me and my brothers would go every year, uh, when in college, we'd wade fish out of Grand Isle, and have a stringer, a speckled trout tied to my waist. I wouldn't do that.


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[Assistant] You know, there's a famous group of spear fishermen down in south Louisiana and you know the water clarity.


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[Assistant] They, they dive those, those oil rigs. Yeah, no, see. Those platforms.


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[Assistant] Can't see until you get a certain depth. Yeah. And there's all kinds of tiger sharks.


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[Assistant] Very dangerous, and, and not to mention they're, they're hooked up to a...


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[Assistant] To a, a lot of them free dive, but a lot of them use tanks. Or tanks. The tanks in the boat, but there's a hose that goes down to them. Oh, okay. And that hose get tangled up in that, in that rigging real easy. Yea, you get a little current switching. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yep. Some people just, they, they love to live dangerously.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'll tell you this, Al puts a lot of work into that podcast.


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[Assistant] Yep. Oh yeah. Just ask him about it. You'll be thoroughly entertained.


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[Assistant] So Al or Lisa gets him the Alexa first. So it seems like a normal gift to Phil Robinson. They couldn't find him an alarm clock with the, he would feel one of them wind up alarm clocks. Well, they don't make them anymore. They couldn't find him one. So she decided it was just do the opposite of that.


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[Assistant] Go, go all the way, go all the way, go all the way, go all the way, go all the way, go all the way, go all the way.


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[Assistant] So she gets him an Alexa deal and they set the alarm clock where he gets up next morning and Alexa out of the blue says, what's Si doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Phil gets out of the bed, turns, uh, and, and the Alexa says, what side do it?


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[Assistant] So then Phil immediately calls Dan the butler, you know, he's kind of tech savvy, you know, he, he runs down there and they interrogate this Alexa and that's the funny story that I want. So these.


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[Assistant] Both of them were interrogating Alexa.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then you're not qualified. If you're honest, they won't pick you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, they, I got selected not too long ago and they asked me a simple question. The lawyer did. He said, would you be more apt to believe my client or a police officer? And I just smiled and I said, are you serious?


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[Assistant] That was 10 out of 10. Yeaah. Yeaah. This guy's been convicted of multiple crimes over his life, you know.


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[Assistant] About 33 years. A long time. A long time.


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[Assistant] Well, when Phil came to Jesus, he showed up at the church building where we were sitting down and my dad, he was an alcoholic, so he just kind of took him under his wings and he mentored Phil, and about a decade later Phil mentored me, which was kind of ironic, you know.


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[Assistant] But it was 89 whenever Bill baptized me and, and I started building that big tree house up there on the, behind the hill there.


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[Assistant] We bred him down a little bit to this dog. Her name is Minnie Pearl. And we called her Pearl.


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[Assistant] Marie, the same trainer that trained blues got them done there in St. Joseph.


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[Assistant] His name is Will. Yeah, he's a trainer. I dropped mine off today.


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[Assistant] Well, nobody in their blinds got good manners. Why should the dog have good manners? Yeah.


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[Assistant] He got trained from that knowing that I know the minimum amount of time we can be here is if I follow this. That's right. So I'm doing exactly what y'all say.


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[Assistant] Yeah, always. Well, you know, I think he's in a little better shape, Mr. Lee. And I don't think Chuck has ever just, you know, went AWOL to Mexico for seven months because, but.


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[Assistant] So Al, y'all, y'all won the award. Unashamed won the best, what's the title?


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[Assistant] You're not going to offend this man and he's going to give it straight back to you. That kind of person I can joke with. That's exactly right. Guess what? I'm the same way.


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[Assistant] Which I think was the appeal of Doug Dynasty to everybody. We're just, we're real people.


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[Assistant] It's that simple, cause you ain't, you gon' pay your phone bill. You gon' pay that one. I mean, there ain't no doubt about that one. But look, what, what really gets people is most people don't even know how much subscriptions cost.


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[Assistant] That's how you, that's how you end up in a bind. But our friends over at Rocket Money can help you out of that. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. Over 80% of people have subscriptions they forgot about. Guilty of that before. And chances are you're one of them, just like the rest of us here.


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[Assistant] They've realized that 30 days is enough time for you to forget. That's where they're at.


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[Assistant] Up to $720 a year. That's, that's a lot. That's a raise right there. So look, you can stop throwing your money away today. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash duck. That's rocketmoney.com slash. Duck. Rocketmoney.com slash. Duck. And they take care of business for you.


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[Assistant] I'm just looking through this thing. This is the, uh,


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[Assistant] I've heard of Jenny Allen. Bob, we all know Bob. Bob Goff, he's funny. I don't know any of the others. The most connected man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's been a friend of the show since the show was the show. I mean, I met him through Willie and Corey and they're pretty, pretty close friends.


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[Assistant] But it is cool whenever you are recognized for your hard work, especially in what we do. I mean, you know, we've obviously been at the top of the world as far as Duck Dynasty is concerned, but to still be able to impact people's lives and be recognized for it's awesome.


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[Assistant] So it's kind of funny. He's kind of like a... Well, when Phil, like, I mean, obviously I've been here, I don't know, 14, 15 years now. What I remember about Phil and his grandparenthood is...


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[Assistant] If one of the grandkids ended up at Phil's house.


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[Assistant] And you're about to ruin every pair of shoes you took with you. Cause he says, don't worry. You don't need, you don't need no boots.


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[Assistant] Oh I know, my first day down there it happened. What he didn't, what he failed to tell me was that it was a 15 to 20 minute ride to the gate.


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[Assistant] So there goes 15 to 20 of your 20 minutes. It took 20 minutes to get to the flag. So it was like, well, okay, we're, we're obviously going to be longer than we thought. But it is Phil. That is prototypical Phil. I mean, yeah, he, he's last resort for a lot of people like need their attention guts.


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[Assistant] Sy, you still been sleeping good? Oh, of course. You know it? That's cause your head's floating on that cloud, ain't it? That's it, boy. It's on my pillow. Is it your pillow or my pillow?


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[Assistant] And we all know, let's be honest, when you're cooler at night, you sleep better. I've really learned that with having children now.


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[Assistant] Some of the advent of the show and his podcast, their podcast, however you want to say it, he's still blazing a trail on that path and adding people behind him.


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[Assistant] Well none of them. I mean, why would you?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'm going with the option that involves a win.


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[Assistant] Everybody loses on the other one. There's a chance we win on this one. I'm going with that one. Give me that one. You know, but it is uhm, it is wild to think about. It's kind of.


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[Assistant] Man, I mean, you just think about how many people that Phil has impacted. And I keep going back to impact because that's the title of the category. I mean, that, you know, that is, that's a cool thing.


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[Assistant] Well Jan always saw the best in everybody too. She did. Cause there's no other way you can explain Gordon. Well I'm guilty of that.


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[Assistant] We're back. Small little break there. Everybody get a little shot of water. Shot of coffee if you got one.


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[Assistant] Well, all it, all it takes is even somebody like me, just go, just go run around with Phil for a day and you look at him, you're like, yeah, okay, I get it.


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[Assistant] I mean, you see the way he moves, the thing he does, his hands are like mitts. I'm like...


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[Assistant] But you know, I will say this, the one thing I've always found interesting, since we have you here, is you...


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[Assistant] There you go. Well, God is good. There ain't no doubt about that. Al, thanks for joining us today. We're going to, um.


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[Assistant] So you're welcome here anytime, but thanks for coming in Al and uh, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this with the hello at DuckCallRoom.com mailbox.


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[Assistant] Well, we didn't have nobody yellin' either, you know, Al. Al kinda low. Al! He's low-key, keeps everything low-key. He's got a professional speaking voice, almost like he's been doin' it for thirty years. Oh, and award-winning now. Award-winning!


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[Assistant] All of us, so it's fun. They didn't take none at Galvin, but that's cause they were best friends. One day we need to peel back those layers of that onion too. Galvin and- He took shots at all of us? That kind of, but it's fine. It's no big deal. I will have to. Well, I don't know if he took them out, but he kept some for coming cause he talked about his nice vest that he wore to the award show.


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[Assistant] But we're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I know. Yeaah. Si, what would you choose? And you can't say that sounds good to me.


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[Assistant] Let's fire up sweet Caroline.


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[Assistant] Caroline. I'm playing the one that everybody knows.


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[Assistant] There you go. I'm surprised you didn't go like journey. You just, just get something that everybody.


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[Assistant] In Moab, in Moab, Utah, I had something that was like known for their green chili sauce. I don't know if that's the same New Mexico green chili or not, but that stuff was fire. It was good. No, it was just good. I mean, it was, it was warm, but it wasn't.


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[Assistant] He got shot in Tombstone. Where's he from? It may be Creek. It doesn't say where he's from. Maybe it's Creek. Some of it's Creek.


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[Assistant] If you ain't put them to rest yet, or if you're just in denial that you know this is a deal and you're wanting us to confirm it, then yeah, that's probably it too. But you, you know that answer. You don't have to worry about us knowing that answer.


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[Assistant] Song deal, you know, Stacey's mom's got it going on, Jesse's girl, like they could really.


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[Assistant] Like they really wanted to actually make this a podcast studio instead of the duck call room.


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[Assistant] So we're back, it's cleaner, we've got new carpet, we've got new concrete under the carpet to an extent we were seeping water.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what's cool? This carpet is got, this carpet is squares.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like you can just rip up a square. So if we tear something up, you like take up a square and you put in a new square carpet.


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[Assistant] They gonna catch all of them. I'm gonna miss this. You may have to pull that mic closer to your face or one, cause I can't hear you.


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[Assistant] You won't fix that for him. What is it? His mic's too high. There, try that.


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[Assistant] Now talk. That's better. There we go. Yeah, it sounded like you were like, well, typically far away from it.


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[Assistant] You never know. I ain't mad about it if it is. It could be the day this airs.


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[Assistant] Elementary school and just unlocked the new world on Super Mario.


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[Assistant] That's how I felt, like it brought back those feelings when I just, I handed it to him and he went, I said, Oh my goodness gracious.


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[Assistant] I said, you gotta come see this. Do it again, do it again. You gotta come see this. And he drank, that was the first time he done, he drank like three ounces before he couldn't figure out how to get it high enough. So we're, we're working. We're, hey, if you can drink in first three ounces of the bottle. That'll work. That's a start. Like I can do, I can do a little bit of stuff in them first three ounces.


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[Assistant] As much as that boy likes groceries, he will. If not, he'll just punch a hole in it or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He just like his mama. Now, John Galvin and Paula come over when I was out of town and Galvin text me, he said, Jackson wants to be a four wheeler. He just sit there.


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[Assistant] They are both extremely unpleasant at night right now. Yeah. And they sit there and pull on their ear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, night times from like 6 to 6 to like bedtime, bad deal. Bad deal. They are. They're just not very happy.


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[Assistant] And I get it. Like I guess if I had teeth coming in, that probably hurts. So I mean, it's, but the smiling babies leave.


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[Assistant] Till the next morning, I'm gonna wake him up there the happiest kid you've ever seen.


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[Assistant] You have to wake one of them. Whoever doesn't wake up first, you gotta wake the other one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they sleep good though still, but it is. But it was funny. Yeah, I was glad Gavin got to experience that. He just...


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[Assistant] That's all he does. It's a good time. And a trail of drool just from that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, new level unlocked. Holding bottle for half the bottle right now.


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[Assistant] I ate a couple of Reese's eggs. Yeah, I mean, it's just kind of low key with them because they can't walk and pick up eggs. We boiled shrimp.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no. I didn't want dad babies. Like that's what, that's how that would have ended, so.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know they make that stuff that gets rid of that dye. Spike it. You can probably just rub it on his hand, it'll be fine.


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[Assistant] Lesson learned, man. Do it clean. Benston got microbladed and he only seven years old. How old is he? Six? He's sick. He'll be sick.


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[Assistant] Willie and Missy are the 22nd. Yep. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You can go back 10 months from now and 40 weeks, whatever it was.


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[Assistant] No, he ain't been trying because what he ain't telling you is that crap he's biting. And they just, they can't help but jump in that peanut oil. I mean that's just what happened.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what happens when you sit next to sides. You catch anything? No, I mean, we caught 75, but. No, yeaah. No, no. No, no.


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[Assistant] Where are we going to be next? You just, you keep them guessing.


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[Assistant] No, you're not in trouble. I just, I have to know one thing as general manager of the company, why did I get a bill for some dirt work down at the L&M building to fill in some holes? What, what? It just said, on the memo it said Godwin. Apparently somebody made some ruts down there.


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[Assistant] I'm with him. So, walk me through your thinking process here.


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[Assistant] But take me through your thought process here. What was going on? Why is, what's the truck doing that you're back there by? What's it doing?


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[Assistant] You wasn't bare, you wasn't high centered enough. You just didn't have no grip.


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[Assistant] You needed more grip in the rear end to steal a turn from your NASCAR boy.


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[Assistant] Y'all keep it mode now? Keep the rats out. You heard it here first.


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[Assistant] I like Easter squirrel, I think that'd be something better.


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[Assistant] Can't eat him. It ain't got an R in it. You ain't never heard that?


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[Assistant] I'm lost. Same deal with like oysters and all that kind of stuff. People say if it ain't got an R in a month, don't eat it.


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[Assistant] You were. Barely. Almost the nineties. About half a month from being there.


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[Assistant] Cause I think it'd be a lot cooler to go hunt nuts than eggs.


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[Assistant] I just prefer chicken. We ate, we ate some wild turkey on Easter too.


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[Assistant] He said, well, he wants three of them. I said, that's fine. You killed five. Give me all I need to breast. That's all I want. And I made wild turkey kebabs.


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[Assistant] Wow. He really had a good day. And shot a flamethrower. It was bizarre. I don't know where he ended up, but it was like Disney. Texas. It was like Disney World for adults. Texas. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But the look on somebody's face when you say hey, can you come to my office for a second is never a good one.


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[Assistant] With Bambi, you get access to your own dedicated HR manager starting at just $99 per month. They're available by phone, email, and real-time chat. So onboarding and specifically terminations, which is what I had to deal with, run smoothly. Team members reach peak performance and your business stays compliant with changing HR regulations.


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[Assistant] And with Bambi's HR Autopilot, you'll automate important HR practices like setting policies, trainings, and feedback.


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[Assistant] Look, cool thing is your HR manager from Bambi, U.S. based, you call them, you're talking to them, right? Makes everything easy. HR managers can easily cost 80 grand a year, which just reminds me I'm gonna need a raise after last week. But Bambi starts at just $99 per month.


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[Assistant] He'd be taller than that, I think. But he kinda looks like him.


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[Assistant] Could it be a badger? No. They have badgers. They had a bar.


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[Assistant] Good. Hey, anyways. You're right. It's a hippo. It's a hippo. Obviously.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. So what we're gonna do for the snack bracket, Johnny D's made the bracket.


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[Assistant] So we're going to put them on Instagram stories. Y'all are going to vote. We'll go all the way through it. All the way and see who y'all crown as champion.


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[Assistant] And if they don't make it, I've lost all my faith in however many of you.


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[Assistant] Them small cookies. Well, everybody know what that is. So anyway, y'all are going to get to vote and then we'll discuss it. So there's the snack bracket because we didn't want to junk up our room. But for all y'all that sent stuff in, thank you.


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[Assistant] And the people of the office thank you and are the children of the people of the office. Thank you. They've been coming by my office. Like I said, Hey.


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[Assistant] Man, it's crazy up in here. But, uh, yeaah, so y'all are gonna vote on the bracket. Tell us who wins.


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[Assistant] And there's the other, there's the, there's training right there. Notice the fire right at Willie's feet.


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[Assistant] Why do I wish that kangaroo would jump up?


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[Assistant] You know why? Because Willie would jump up and kick you if he were a kangaroo. That's why.


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[Assistant] He said shower. And that's why Sy was talking about the MyPillow towels, cause we all know that the towels are his favorite.


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[Assistant] But if you want to check out what's new for MyPillow, they all knew MyPillow 2.0 is awesome.


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[Assistant] And you know what is the best part about it? It's made. Right here in a good ol' USA, baby.


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[Assistant] Guarantee ya. American made just like our duck calls. I think that's something. Our duck calls won't keep you any cooler at night, but the MyPillow 2.0 will.


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[Assistant] It plays a big role in how well you sleep. The new MyPillar 2.0 has brand new temperature regulating technology that helps keep you comfortable throughout the night. It's an all new fabric technology that helps you regulate your body temperature. And since it's a fabric, not a finish,


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[Assistant] It stays for the life of the pillow, which is forever. I mean, let's just call it what it is. Wash it, dry it, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] You can do it however you want to. There's a 10 year warranty and a 60 day money back guarantee but you won't need it because we know you're going to love them. Look.


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[Assistant] You tried the sheets, you loved them. You tried the towels, you loved them. The slippers.


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[Assistant] Try it in my pillow 2.0, you're not, we've got you this far, trust me.


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[Assistant] We'll get you the rest of the way. All you have to do is go to mypillow.com slash duck to get the all new MyPillow 2.0, the slippers and all the MyPillow products. Right now get the all new MyPillow 2.0 and you get the second one absolutely free when you use promo code.


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[Assistant] Again, just go to MyPillow.com slash duck and use promo code duck for a buy one, get one on the MyPillow 2.0 and a huge closeout on slippers. Or you can call 800-969-3137 and use promo code duck. Order now because when they're gone.


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[Assistant] Oh man. So we did the bracket. What else are we missing? We're trying to get caught up on this now that we're back in our office. I don't even know what y'all talking about.


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[Assistant] So in the spirit of Mark's madness, now that it's getting closer to May, uhm, we made a bracket guy one of all the popular snacks.


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[Assistant] You know, like college basketball has March Madness. Are you even somewhat aware of that?


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[Assistant] Yeah. So that's what we did in the spirit of that. And like, so we did like snack cake on one side, candy, salty, and what was the other one? Chocolate.


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[Assistant] Now I'm getting all sorts of videos with Willie with that flamethrower. Apparently there were a bunch of people videoing it, so.


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[Assistant] For all y'all in the comments, say get off your phone, I'm just giving you content, folks.


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[Assistant] I didn't send that one, because that one's very professionally done, so. Ahhhh. Looks better like Bigfoot on a, on an iPhone, but.


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[Assistant] No, this one you can actually really see what's happening here.


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[Assistant] Just kinda wild. I sent it.


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[Assistant] Of course you did as Willie.


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[Assistant] I mean how much gas do I have in the tank? Like a short drive or I get it for a day or I get to keep it.


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[Assistant] Nah, but ever since I've seen like those old RPGs on the old movies and like the Steven Seagal movies and crap, like I've always wanted to shoot one.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just wondering how much we have to pull because I think that's the one birthday present we could get Si. That would just be awesome.


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[Assistant] Well I mean, Sy, if we got you a gift certificate to drivetanks.com would you, for your birthday, would you like that?


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[Assistant] No, I'm just, no, Godwin's a mechanic, not me.


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[Assistant] I'm just a guy with a cell phone documenting all of it, so.


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[Assistant] Let's take our last break and we'll talk about some emails and maybe we can get paid during this thing. We'll be back.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought that was the actual duck that was above your head in the fake duck call room because it looks very similar to being that poor.


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[Assistant] But he recognizes that's bad taxidermy, right?


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[Assistant] Just a finger. Can you taxidermy me? Ah, you could be stuffed and Allison can put you by the fireplace if you go before her.


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[Assistant] You're welcome. We stay nimble in here. We don't stick to a script.


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[Assistant] I ain't saying nothing, no. Boom! Duck showed him out. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] No, whoever's got it has got the pose of the heads right and like the feathers are all lined up good and they're in straight. Yeah. So we're for this one.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that. What just fell and who's, did the guy digging the hole outside just blow up?


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[Assistant] Wow. Or is Willie Robertson here? Yea, he might be.


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[Assistant] That's a pretty good guess. Where? I didn't see it by far. I saw a couple of golden eyes on a hooded man.


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[Assistant] Why does it have like eyes from a troll on there? Like those are like the glue on eyes that like rattle. I don't know man. And what, is that a snake behind it? Yea, that's Fisk McGeevey.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause the taxidermist should be one if he calls himself a taxidermist. That's terrible.


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[Assistant] That's right. Godwin's a man that owns a tundra now. That's right. How do you like it?


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[Assistant] I don't care what the brand is. Yeah, I'm not a brand. I'm not a brand guy either.


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[Assistant] I met the guy at Cooper GMC long ago here and now it's Jim Taylor. So, but he still works there and I really enjoyed him and his process of selling me a vehicle also known as I could text him what I wanted and he'd say, got it.


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[Assistant] Come sign the papers. So, I just get whatever he's got.


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[Assistant] Not that, and that's not me loving a GMC, I just like Cliff. I like my man. So, you know, whatever, whatever you can afford.


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[Assistant] Ain't none of us got a Chevy tattoo in the small of our back if you were looking for confirmation like that was.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well trees ain't got no give and sometimes you gotta make a choice between dentin' the back of your truck or dentin' the front of it. I went with the back.


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[Assistant] So, I got, I got locked out of a place and had to back up down a muddy turn road and pouring down rain. Trailer got sliding, I only had one option.


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[Assistant] And a four point ate my headlight one morning, so. Drilled it. You ready for the Bible verse? Yea, get us out of here.


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[Assistant] Episode after Sy's 75th birthday filmed on his 75th birthday. We've been celebrating Sy for 75 whole years.


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[Assistant] My friend Doug has a weather radio, I had to set it up for him. I didn't know how, but I figured it out.


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[Assistant] I did one time think I was gonna get pulled over so I just made a quick right and then followed the law. That's what I did. No, you ran. I just turned.


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[Assistant] That only runs from property owners and game wardens, and that's okay.


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[Assistant] Did he mention the duck call room? No he did not. Damn Flores looks like a cool dude that would eat an apple straight from a knife.


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[Assistant] And cause this dude knows, A, history and B, the outdoors. Like all of his books, I'm looking at them. One just came out called Wild New World, the epic story of animals and people in America.


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[Assistant] And the good news is, Martin, I get to call a US-based dedicated HR manager that they got ready for us.


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[Assistant] So, during the break, I'm looking at his books. We got... We got...


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[Assistant] Wild New World, he wrote a whole book about coyotes in America, which is probably super interesting.


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[Assistant] But I think he can finally solve the Black Panther debate that's in this room.


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[Assistant] That's insane. And this dude, Martin, I feel like you and him could hang out for years. All of his books are very biological.


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[Assistant] That stinks for them because I know they'd get good night's sleep at your house.


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[Assistant] They're fantastic! So Martin, tell them how to get this fantastic product!


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[Assistant] Well, you know I'm a member of the, you know, Screen Actors Guild, uh, because of that one time I acted for about 22 seconds. Okay. But... So you're a sag. The teaser for Phil's movie's coming out.


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[Assistant] But anyways, the teaser trailer is coming out.


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[Assistant] And apparently I even made the trailer.


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[Assistant] Thank you. That was, I mean, you remember those days. That was 1973 right there. Yep. Maybe 72.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I had a lot of fun. Those are awesome guys. I haven't seen the movie, but I, and I just found out today I'm in the trailer. So the actual, the announcement's not that I'm in the teaser. That would be stupid. Uhm, the announcer is...


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[Assistant] My bad. I let it off. We got sidetracked. I gotcha.


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[Assistant] The announcement is you can see the teaser by going to TheBlindMovie.com


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[Assistant] Okay. So that's, there's an announcement, but the big announcement is, you sign up there and there's gonna be a giveaway to come and watch the movie with Phil, Sy, and the Robertson family. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. I'm announcing it to Sy, I'm announcing it to the fans.


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[Assistant] And whoever wins this can hold him accountable. Make him watch it.


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[Assistant] Also, I'm terrified that I do a terrible job, so let me know, I'm sure you will.


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[Assistant] That'll be cool though. The fans can go there, see them, see the trailer and then sign up and you can be entered to come, I guess it might not be the, I don't know what it is, but you can watch the movie with the Robertsons.


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[Assistant] That's where they should break it. We should have Tucker sit there.


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[Assistant] Dan Flores and Sy, and we'll all just sit on the couch over there, which disappeared. We don't have the couch anymore.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I think we should do that. Tucker, you come get interviewed by Joe Rogan here on the Duck Call Room podcast and that'll be great for our business and neither of y'all. So that'll be awesome.


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[Assistant] Oh, the Robertsons? Oh, so they may get to watch it. Beth said, no, it's all of them, Beth. I know the Robertsons, it's most.


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[Assistant] We're just kidding. It'll be all of them. It won't be me, Martin, and Phil. We're just, we'll have to pay to get in. Uhm. Nah, you're in the- That's it! Yeah, that's true, that's true. You're in the movie!


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[Assistant] Well, I never went in it, I just took a picture from the outside because I was like, I mean, I got a truck.


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[Assistant] But thanks for the offer Dasher, like it was nice of you to have that trailer. And sure. Well, I'm unionized, so they had to have that for me.


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[Assistant] People, I'm joking. If you haven't caught on to the fact that this was just a funny thing for me. I was craft services.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I'm about to put this picture of my trailer up on the screen. And then people will realize what a big deal I was for a day.


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[Assistant] Did they park it in front of the store here? No, it was out, we were out wherever we were. Oh man, my computer messed up. Uh oh, computer's gone, computer's- Okay, it's back. Hold on. It put- It's gone, computer on us. Alright, this is legit my trailer.


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[Assistant] That was a, that was like a bed. What's that thing in the corner?


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[Assistant] Oh wait, Beth just sent me a picture, but Beth airdropped it and I am supposed to be the technological one here and I have no idea.


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[Assistant] That was heavier then. Yeaah. It was winter, I had to store up. I cannot wait to post this picture to Instagram, by the way. I mean, look how, I look like a 1970s happy person.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna, I got a new way I think I wanna do this. Because I think it'll be fun, Martin.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, we're on the email segment. We didn't say that. We're just getting so natural at this. Any hoosers.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give y'all a few choices just by the, uh, by the subject line. We've got Jay Stone, bidet owner, that's the subject line, which I'm interested in. Broken Fish and Pole, interested in. How to Spread the Gospel with Elders, I'm 18, that's one. And, Am I Still a Yankee?


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[Assistant] So, my man really wanted to go fishing. He bought a Bob dance fishing pole. He emailed it back a day later and said, I just realized it said Bob. I know it's Bill.


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[Assistant] Bill Dance. Uh, slammed it in his tailgate before he ever casted it.


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[Assistant] Oh man. I've done that. Couldn't exchange it. Well yea, you slammed it. Uhm, any good stories of new equipment breaking before it could live its life?


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[Assistant] He doesn't need anything. He just wants to support John David. I wanted to let everyone know that Al outed one Jay Stone as an owner of a bidet. Oh yea, he's got the heated toilets eating everything. Oh yea. I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] Chris of North Carolina wants everyone to know that he needs to give side credit. Vicks Vaporub will not heal your hemorrhoids, but it will make him feel better. And he's been trying to tell everyone he knows. But nobody's listening.


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[Assistant] Chris agrees and his final words were, Chris from North Carolina, it will make a great difference in your life. Alright, that's not an ad.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that is. Cow, horse, lesson? Those are two different animals. Sounds west coast. Yeaah. Over my head. Um, Gabby, send me an email on what that is. Uh, anyway, she got a friend who's an adult who doesn't know Jesus. She wants to tell her about Jesus.


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[Assistant] But she doesn't feel qualified because of my age, and I got a very specific Bible verse for you later on that one. But has anybody ever felt this way or doubted? And how would you go about going to somebody older than you?


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[Assistant] And Gabby, I'll just say this, if you're like worried, like I'm not going to have the scriptures, you need to learn those. But if you want to do this right now, just...


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[Assistant] Tell your testimony. Tell what Jesus did in your life. Absolutely. That's what the apostles did. They weren't like, hey, look up John. I am John. Like they couldn't say look at John 3 16. No, they just told what happened in their lives and the whole world changed because of it. So Gabby.


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[Assistant] You can change this one person. We're going to wrap it up, but I do have one more email. Uh, and I'm going to do it real fast. Baby Silas was born, seven pounds, three ounces, 20 inches long. Silas Wayne.


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[Assistant] Just a few days ago on the 19th of April, they named him after Silas in the Bible. But Uncle Si is also a bonus. Thank you Dakota for sending that in. Uh, prayers for your new baby. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Gabby, this Bible verse is very specifically for you and anyone out there listening that's a little younger. First Timothy 412, don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech and conduct and love and faith and impurity.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Josh came in with a police, what is it, a police scanner? A police scanner.


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[Assistant] Josh just has a police scanner like on hand? On his app. It's the app on your phone.


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[Assistant] So they're chasing this guy, and he's on a motorcycle, and we can hear the police scanner, we hear them talking back and forth. Anyway, they're chasing him all over West Monroe. What was he driving? A motorcycle. A motorcycle. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Big, big guy on a motorcycle ends up, ends up down by Si's house.


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[Assistant] Hold on now, there ain't nothing wrong with running from the police.


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[Assistant] Well they caught him, he crashed. You've been caught, it's 2023, they're gonna find you. The last thing they said was, send the ambulance. Isn't that right Beth? That's what they said, send the ambulance.


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[Assistant] If we were on four-wheelers or motorcycles, off-road motorcycles, we, and the cops were after us, we'd run into the woods. When we were younger, I think now that I'm an adult, I probably wouldn't run.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then a few years ago, I was passing- What were you doing?


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[Assistant] That's exactly what I did. Except I turned and I hit the gas. Have y'all repented? Oh yea, I repented.


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[Assistant] I have done, yea, at least I'm honest. I did tell, here's what I did, something similar to what John David did. I was going down the interstate and I did see lights way behind me and I knew it had to be me that they were after because I was passing everybody like they were standing still. Where were you going? This was somewhere in Mississippi.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. Si, I can't believe you never got caught by the cops spinning tires and going 130 miles an hour down the road.


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[Assistant] Oh, I've heard this side. This is good. You're gonna wanna hear this.


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[Assistant] He knows. Oh, he knows. I can tell. And he's heard the same stories over and over and over. So he knows all the stories.


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[Assistant] So let me get this right. You are on one side, your dad's on the other side, you're holding a vine with the nest on it?


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[Assistant] Exactly right. I mean, because when I was younger and sharing my faith with older people, it was very difficult because I knew that I was young and dumb, you know, and these people may have seen me when I was at my worst and when I started following Jesus, I changed.


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[Assistant] And it was hard for me to convince them, but it wasn't me. It was the one inside me. So it's, it's the message. Faith comes through hearing the message about Jesus and the gospel being shared.


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[Assistant] That's the power. The power is in the gospel. So, that's what I would say.


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[Assistant] Making a customer service. Have you had the phone call about the Mallard Drake not making a quack?


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[Assistant] I could not believe it. I've had, I'd say 15 different occasions, phone calls over the years.


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[Assistant] Martin, earlier we did a commercial for hair loss. Uh, that got me, got me to...


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[Assistant] I remember and what happened when Burley was here last week. I told y'all he was, he said he wanted to come train.


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[Assistant] Right. So after the podcast, he came up to our school. He had his beard tied up in a little bun.


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[Assistant] So here, here's how it went down. Of course, Burl hadn't been training that long and, and new people are notorious for being dangerous because they don't have any skills. Therefore they use their strength in agility and Burl has much strength.


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[Assistant] So, me and him being acquaintances and friends and what not started out together. Five minute round. Okay. Squared off. Well, this man reaches down and grabs me by my collar.


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[Assistant] Stands up. Picks me up off the ground.


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[Assistant] No, but I wish, I wish I'd have been smart enough to have somebody film around.


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[Assistant] So uhm, I immediately took my chin, cause I'm thinking, this dude is fixing to slam me, pile driver style, you know, Scott Steiner, the Steiner recliner, I don't, you know.


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[Assistant] And a lot of thoughts running through my mind, but I took my chin and I'm glad I did because three seconds later he slammed me into the wall.


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[Assistant] The wall? The wall. Now granted our wall is padded. Okay. So he's, he...


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[Assistant] I didn't get in a three point stance. He was standing up. He just took off and slam me into the wall.


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[Assistant] I was, I was thinking he's trying to kill me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, he's literally, I mean, I've had people go crazy on me before, but not to this level and not from a man with the, uh.


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[Assistant] From Burley. From Burley, yea. Strength. I mean he's very agile for his age by the way.


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[Assistant] Right, but there's been some, there's been a little friction over the years, especially when he killed the breeder bug. Uhm, and I, you know, I'm not very tactful with the way I come across sometimes.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I wish, I wish Anna would have took a picture of that knot on my head. Uh, it's done went away now. I'm shocked it's gone now, but it was.


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[Assistant] The way the whole thing started, I started out on bottom, he got top side control. I swept him, pull guard, he stands up, boom, into the wall, shoulder in the forehead.


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[Assistant] I immediately scrambled to his back and choke him as hard as I've ever choked a man in my life.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I ain't got there yet, I've already told you the story, but, so, I choked him, he'd tap, tap, tap, tap, so he'd tap, and uh, I looked up at the clock and there was three minutes left, I said, alright Burl, we got three minutes, he said, uh-uh. I'm done.


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[Assistant] Because I was still upset that he slammed me into the wall. I wanted, he was gassed out. He was gassed out so I was fixing to get mine. It wasn't revenge, he was after me.


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[Assistant] He lost his balance and did not do it on purpose. And he's just so big. And he's so big that he just. That's what I'd have said when I got you.


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[Assistant] He picked me up like I was a bag of deer corn.


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[Assistant] And look, for a man, I think he's what, 61, 62? Something like that. For his age, and everybody in there bragged on him. He's only been training, I think.


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[Assistant] He's extremely agile for his age and size and extremely strong, obviously. But, uh, but the reason I brought the hair loss stuff up because me and Sage get there a little early and I'll vacuum the mats. She looked at the mat and she said, somebody had a cat in here.


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[Assistant] A white cat. And I got to looking and there were white beard hairs. Oh, burl. There had to be a thousand. On the wall? No, on the mat.


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[Assistant] On the floor, where his beard hairs had been ripped out.


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[Assistant] That's what men were men. Oh, he's a man, don't ever doubt it. Oh, I ain't no doubt about that. I got him, but I had to pay the iron price.


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[Assistant] Our buddy Tim up there, he's, he's into that sitting in the hutch ice fishing, like grumpy old men's style. Oh, don't you know? But if you get three bites, that's a good day.


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[Assistant] Needed. Why don't you do? I mean, back to that age old question of need and want.


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[Assistant] We got new memories coming. So you've got a giant Willie Robertson deer hanging up in your office and you just tell people.


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[Assistant] You just tell people over there, uh, just, uh, south of West Monroe is where I got it.


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[Assistant] Up in the store, people always like, like, what is that?


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[Assistant] Well no, the taxidermy painted a saltwater grouper to look like a bath. And people always stop and go, who caught that? And I'm like, oh I did, uh, back on Canyon Lake when I was in fourth grade with my dad. How much did it weigh? 12 pounds? 26? No, 26.


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[Assistant] But, well the difference in me and Phil, I eventually come clean because- No, no, I do too.


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[Assistant] I'm looking around. We got room for at least four more. I know.


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[Assistant] I'm sending it to my computer so I can put it on the screen. No, I'm not a killer. I'm not. It got me all nervous and shook up and panicky and panicky.


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[Assistant] I was just so nervous because, you know, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] That was the worst part of deer hunting though for me. Once you shot it, you had to sit there for two hours. Oh, you didn't.


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[Assistant] Oh, Justin from Tibbadoe. Justin from Tibbadoe. Okay, Justin from Tibbadoe. Phil, this is for you too, Cy. Okay, what was in the photograph?


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[Assistant] No, he didn't, he came by, he said, hey man, love the show. And I was like, what's up, dude?


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[Assistant] Cory told me I couldn't put that up in the store. She said it's too weird. I said exactly.


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[Assistant] Now the best one me and Willie ever did, we had, okay, if we're going here, have the green room ready. And all that was on there was beef jerky and tea. That's it.


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[Assistant] I eventually added chips and salsa cause I kinda thought that'd be funny.


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[Assistant] It was beef jerky, tea. That's it. So we get there, and some people be like, alright.


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[Assistant] Here's your beef jerky, here's your tea. But some people would go crazy. Well we did this one event.


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[Assistant] And we flew, it was in Virginia and we get there and there were some other speakers and there were two tables in the green room. One had like a bag of beef jerky and a jug of tea.


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[Assistant] And T-Bo gets on the stage and he's got a little sigh in him.


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[Assistant] He's like, I get here, man, I'm like, who else is speaking? Cause this, I mean, there's all this unhealthy, and he added skittles to our table.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, you went on that speech and I was like, they were looking at me and...


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[Assistant] He brought Allison, Allison tagged along with us one time and we were on some plane and Allison was nervous, it was a small plane and


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[Assistant] The uh, the best playing story though, I wasn't on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well they were, y'all hit some turbulence and all of a sudden there was a loud pop and you're all freaking out and Phil's on there.


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[Assistant] And like there's a loud pop and everybody like panics for a second and Phil Robertson goes...


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[Assistant] And it's so beautiful. The best play man Willie ever got on, we were in Colorado and they're like, yeah, some guy here, he owns a business. He donated the plane ride for you guys. And we were like, okay, cool. And we was, I'll probably take a nap on the plane. I was like, yeah, whatever. And then we get on it and Willie's like, nope, I'm going to enjoy this. And we got there. I said, what business does this man own?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Otterbox. I said, oh, okay, yeah. Oh, phone case. Oh no. I bought one just for that. I was like, hey man, I'm switching from whatever I have.


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[Assistant] He sent it to you. Sent you a letter. That thing's sweet.


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[Assistant] All things new. Somebody sent you- All things new.


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[Assistant] But we got a bunch of stuff, so thank you for that. Uhm, but hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Josie, I'm going to go with Josie. Could be Josie.


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[Assistant] Thirteen years old from Minnesota. Okay. She emails a question.


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[Assistant] I'm not great at this. Uh, the subject line was Uncle Sighs a Miracle.


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[Assistant] And then there's a picture, uh, from a health website about Vicks Vaporub. It contains a poisonous ingredient.


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[Assistant] When swallowed can cause seizures, coma, or death even in small amounts. Right. How are you alive?


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[Assistant] On this show, we have talked about swallowing Vic's Vaporub. Jossie has brought up that point. He says don't do it now.


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[Assistant] So he's got two boots that are made of snake skin, but they still got the head on.


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[Assistant] If anybody's got a pair of these boots with the snake head still on. Oh, I bet Joe Exotic does.


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[Assistant] My wife and I are the proud parents of five sons. Whoa. God bless y'all. His oldest boy is eight.


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[Assistant] No. We're just going to try and be like Jesus. So I'm going to tell you what Jesus did. Okay. Luke 24, 40 through 43. When he had said this, he showed them his hands and feet. And while they still did not believe because of joy and mayhem, he asked them, Hey, you got anything to eat? That's my own translation.


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[Assistant] Little ad lib there. They gave him a piece of fish and he took it and ate it in their presence. Jesus ate fish people.


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[Assistant] I mean catch a lot, then fry them suckers up, and...


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[Assistant] It's hard to finish it between this one and the last one since there was about 10 minutes between them. What are you talking about? You changed clothes.


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[Assistant] How old are you, my man? Uh, I'm seventeen going on eighteen. Seventeen? Have you ever drank water out of a water hose? Uh, yea, once or twice. Once or twice? Kids these days ain't living!


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[Assistant] Trust me, he's in shape. Oh, that's for sure. But look, AG1 was designed with ease in mind so you can live healthier and better without having to do a lot.


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[Assistant] Blood pressure's doing? Look, it's got vitamins, minerals, stuff you don't even know that you need. It's got them.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dylan? Dylan? You got a question? This is your chance. Sy Robertson.


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[Assistant] It cancels it, but it's like, hey, do you want to cancel this? You're spending nine dollars a month doing this every month. And you're like, oh yeah, I do want to cancel that. Bomp. Cancel.


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[Assistant] The, when the, the stuck-er becomes the stuck-ee.


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[Assistant] No, Chris had a doctor's procedure he was very nervous about.


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[Assistant] He's clear, doesn't have to go back for three years, now we can all laugh about it. Good work, Chris. As of now, everything looks good, they said.


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[Assistant] What else he got? I guess he purchased, then he got some kinda heavy stuff. But Travis, uhm.


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[Assistant] Might be what his friends call him. From Oskaloosa?


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[Assistant] But it's kind of encouraging and also it's tough to hear and he just wanted to give us some, I'll just read it.


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[Assistant] He was just thinking this. So his brother just passed away on March 23rd, which is very recent. I hate to hear that. And it's tough and he's going through it. So he was asking for prayers was the main reason.


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[Assistant] for, for emailing in. Uhm, but as he did say, Uncle Si would say he'd just gone through a change of address, but he did say him and his brother were big listeners of us.


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[Assistant] And they spent a lot of time driving together and they basically listened to worship music and podcasts and his brother called us the funny duck guys who love Jesus. And if that is what


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[Assistant] People get out of us. I was like, I hate that you're going through this, but that email was super encouraging to me. It was like, we're the funny duck guys who love Jesus.


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[Assistant] He just emailed in, sent some pictures of him hunting, fishing his brother and here at the store. And so I did want to give him a little shout out and ask our listeners to pray for this family who just lost a brother.


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[Assistant] But thank you for the encouragement. It's just weird that you're going through a tough time and then you give us encouragement, which is super cool.


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[Assistant] And then we, uh, there was a lot of, uh, emails to, I was reading them this morning. I was like, we just need to address some things. Um, okay. Well, there's a lot of people like, this one says, please don't use my name. So perfect. Uh, what do you do if you're married?


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[Assistant] When you're young, he said you keep saying, good thing I wasn't married young because I was young and selfish. And he's like, hey, I'm married and I'm young and selfish. Two kids and one due in July.


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[Assistant] And he self admits, so selfish and overall pretty bad husband. And...


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[Assistant] I want so bad to honor her, but I fail a lot. I would love advice. And we get a bunch of those, like a bunch of like emails in that are like, man, I want to do better. How?


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[Assistant] If you're struggling with something, you gotta talk to, hey talk, I got two buddies, every Tuesday we text.


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[Assistant] Cover our marriage, cover our jobs. They know stuff about me that not a lot of other people knows, but they know like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause if all you do is say, I don't want to do this anymore.


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[Assistant] So I'm going to send us out of here with a Bible verse for my unnamed man and Travis, we'll be praying for you and your family.


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[Assistant] But, uh, if you're wondering, I think Stone nailed it on the head, how do you do better?


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[Assistant] Read that verse every day, my man, and things will start changing just cause that verse is on your forefront of your mind.


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[Assistant] It says open on the podcast and it's a, it's a small, um,


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[Assistant] Letter, I don't have time to read all this on here, I don't think, but uhm.


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[Assistant] So here's what showed up. But the gift showed back up to her house because it had her address on it. Oh. Well here's what showed up, Sharon. Right here.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, and it says, uh, my husband Larry sent you a gift, hope you enjoy. Well Sharon, you've got the gift. The gift made it back to Sharon. And Sharon, here's what I got.


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[Assistant] Yep. So Ms. Sharon, I'm sorry I don't have your gift, but Larry, thank you for listening. Appreciate y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he called me last night. There's a mystery at hand. He said, do you have something for him? I said, I ain't got nothing. I said, but in fairness, I ain't been here in two days either, so I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I wonder how you figured out that big green tent, before you put them on.


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[Assistant] He's got the blue ones at home. The blue frame or they got blue lenses?


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[Assistant] No. No, it's just bone. It's just annual.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got blood supply to it and everything. Like when they're in velvet, if you go touch him, he's just gonna start pouring blood.


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[Assistant] And then they're done. And then they started all over again.


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[Assistant] You wanna know what size deer you gotta shoot when you got cataracts and don't know what you're shooting and still kill it? He's gotta be that big.


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[Assistant] How in the world do you get your taxidermy back at fast? The rest of the free world don't.


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[Assistant] I gotta come up with a widget and put it on a late night infomercial so I'll buy it from him.


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[Assistant] Look, this new year you've got goals and Factor is here to help you achieve them and


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[Assistant] Achieve every one of them, not just one of them. Look, you need time and energy. Factor can cover it. Look, we, this is new. You've never heard us read about Factor. We just got it. They ship the meals straight to our house.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I don't know about this. Each one of them, before I put them in my freezer, I slid them out of the little package, I looked at them, I said, okay.


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[Assistant] And I just kept looking and then finally I said, I guess I gotta eat one. So the first one I ate was the pepper casserole. Is it good?


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[Assistant] But it's very convenient. It's very good food. Most of that stuff I've always been like, yeah, not so fast. But then I was like, you know, let's open mine. Let's try it. But it was, it was actually really good. And Brittany loves the smoothies that they sent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not a big fruit smoothie guy, but I did try one. I was like, I could see where if you like fruit smoothies, this thing would be really good. It's not my deal, but Brittany has drank every one of them. So it, um, I mean, not only, I'm, I'm just telling you how it is. No matter what your lifestyle is factor has the mills to help you live it. They've got keto.


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[Assistant] Calorie smart, vegan and veggie, protein plus, it doesn't matter, but all the meals are prepared by chefs and approved by a dietitian. Each meal has all the ingredients you need to feel satisfied all day long. With 34 Chef Prepared Dietitian Approved Weekly option, there's always something new to try.


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[Assistant] Plus you can round out your meal and replenish your snack supply with an assortment of 36 plus quick bites, smoothies, juices, and more satisfying add-ons. If you're looking to cut back on takeout, our friends over at Factor got you covered.


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[Assistant] And it lets you enjoy clean eating without all the hassle. You just, you get to choose what you want. Enjoy fresh flavor packed meals delivered straight to your door. They're ready in just two minutes. But achieve and maintain your goals with this year with Factor. Get America's number one ready to eat meal kit and start saving time eating well.


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[Assistant] And live in your best year ever, head over to factormills.com slash duck 60 and use code duck 60 to get 60% off your first box. That's code duck 60 at factormills.com slash duck 60 to get 60% off your first box.


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[Assistant] I think you got a week with a firearm and then you can bow hunt till the 31st maybe or something.


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[Assistant] The only people that wear those glasses are bowlers and like Olympic skeet shooters. Professional bowling.


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[Assistant] Clearly they're buy one, get one free. The second one is free, right? Yeah. Okay. I was just curious. You gotta look about it. I missed.


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[Assistant] No, I know that. You think you could holler at them and get them to custom fit your old glasses with those lenses? Cause I miss, I miss the wire frame side with the strap hanging around it.


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[Assistant] I wonder how many times it took them toting that thing like that and dropping it on their toe to figure out where exactly they needed to cradle that thing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Nah, I think Bayou Bowl done jumped up into them leagues now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we, we had a class for bowling or something that we kept scoring, taught you how to keep, but I could never remember it. Of course when I ended up bowling, it was late at night.


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[Assistant] And then he got up there and spun that thing all the way across it. I said, he's got his own shoes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I looked at it. Maybe even had some ball. I just get the one, like the mid-weight ball and throw that sucker as hard as I can and just hope something gets in the way of it.


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[Assistant] Willie had a pretty good game in basketball. Yea, but for the past six years, everything, every time I've done something sporting wise with Willie, he is not hurt.


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[Assistant] Did you? Was he fishing? Was he going fishing? Oh, you just met him.


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[Assistant] Coming to an end. Yeah, that's pretty much, well, it ain't over for me, but it's close to over for me. Look, I'm operating off this premise. We've had a really good year, or at least I have.


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[Assistant] And I've kept my marriage together with having twins born a month before it was done. I'm not going to jeopardize that here for the last week and a half.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well. Impressive. I'll tell you what I did do. You want to hear a good failure?


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[Assistant] You know, hey, we're, we're not too, we're not too proud to talk about failures on here. So I spent my first night away from them kids yesterday, last night. I went up central Arkansas. I left at two o'clock in the morning, Tuesday morning, going duck hunt. And so.


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[Assistant] The one thing that woman asked me before I left, she said, can you just make sure their first bottles are made? Absolutely. Gotcha. No problem.


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[Assistant] I went so far as to before I laid down, I opened the refrigerator, looked in there and said, yep, they're done.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I saw in there that resembled two baby bottles.


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[Assistant] My phone's ringing. I'm looking and it's her. She don't ever call me. She knows what we're doing. She respects what we do.


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[Assistant] If she could tell that I was legitimately surprised, it wasn't like a, oh crap, I forgot to make, no.


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[Assistant] The last thing I did before I laid down was looking at the refrigerator and said, yep, they're there.


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[Assistant] And I could hear them two boys in the background letting her know that they wouldn't.


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[Assistant] I'm not trying to shake responsibility on this one. This was all me. I bet it won't happen.


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[Assistant] I hope it does. Man, Brittany's had that understanding since the beginning. Like, if I'm gone.


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[Assistant] Everything's cool. I ain't doing nothing. I ain't doing nothing I ain't supposed to.


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[Assistant] Once a day she says. Congratulations to you and to him. Yea, that's it. We have a new non-hunter behind the camera in case any of y'all wonder what we're doing here.


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[Assistant] Use this thing. I said. Oh, he wanted upside down pole. He wanted.


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[Assistant] Gerald Swindle got another line about that, but I ain't gonna go. He said they also listen to Luke Bryan.


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[Assistant] But Luke, Luke saved himself with all them fishermen when he come out with Bill Nance. They're like, alright, we take out every, we take back everything, every joke we've made about you, so.


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[Assistant] He's always had some questionable eyewear choices too. Him and Si got a lot in common.


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[Assistant] They're big buddies. Oh yea, absolutely. They fish a lot together. They move about the same speed. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, he's lost a lot of weight. He ain't moving quicker. He's moving the same speed. It just looks like he's going faster because there's less of him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he probably, he may get tolerable then. But they only, I mean they eat the meat, but they like them for their gizzards. Them Cajuns love a gizzard. Off of an animal.


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[Assistant] You ain't ever, have you had chicken liver? What's wrong with a chicken thigh?


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[Assistant] Nothing. Nothing. But there ain't nothing wrong with that liver either. That liver turned into a catfish. You soaked him long enough.


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[Assistant] Oh, is he wired different? They were, they were, they were untorchified.


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[Assistant] That's tough to come back from, eh?


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[Assistant] Now look, see I'm the kind of guy, I was big, right? I mean I was always big.


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[Assistant] I didn't ever size up. But you weren't a bully. No I wouldn't, but I'll tell you this right now, even being big, I was always more willing to take on a bigger person than a smaller one.


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[Assistant] Well, in big ones, we get winded quick.


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[Assistant] Is that they'll whoop you because eventually you got, you know, big guy, he got about maybe two minutes where he can go pretty hard. And then you got three in you, you all right. Like.


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[Assistant] But them little ones, no, they just keep going. They're like energizer bunnies. You don't, you don't, don't mess with him. I, I didn't sink it. I didn't ever, I was like, no man, you, you, you on my team. Come on over here. Come on to this one. Yeah. You know, uh-uh. No.


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[Assistant] Well eventually, like in that brother scenario, eventually.


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[Assistant] Little brother that bluff wears off a big brother, and you gotta try it.


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[Assistant] I hate to tell you, but Georgia ain't Michigan. Michigan ain't Georgia.


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[Assistant] There has never been a mountain line that even resembles that body frame. That thing is big! That's a leopard!


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[Assistant] So they had time to shine a spotlight on him. I got ten emails about him. I'm just saying they got time to shine a spotlight on him. And this is Missouri, mind you. Missouri.


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[Assistant] They got time to shine a spotlight. But they ain't got a rifle?


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[Assistant] They carry a spotlight. I guarantee you. You can't have a spotlight without a rifle.


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[Assistant] To use the restroom, saw it, had time to go get her spotlight, the cat that evades everybody is still standing there.


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[Assistant] I could not bring it up. Are we dumber as a country? Or more gullible? Or where are we at here?


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[Assistant] I mean, I understand we don't use the metric system, but we ain't dumb.


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[Assistant] Like the things that all had to go right for that picture to transpire in Missouri, just south of St. Louis.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna spread that thing around like wildfire and say, oh my gosh, look at the black panther. I mean the house cat from Louisiana made it around here.


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[Assistant] That's a cross. Now here's the deal, people. He left the word left heaven, and look, he became flesh.


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[Assistant] Born of the Virgin Mary, a little Jewish girl. No sex involved.


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[Assistant] The only reason, okay, that he became flesh is so that the wicked human race could get their hands on him and kill him. But he had told him


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[Assistant] If you destroy this temple and he was speaking about his fleshly body,


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[Assistant] If you destroy this temple of mine, okay, I'll raise it back in three days. Then you go there, they killed him, they hung him on the cross. I always like to mention this.


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[Assistant] All these trees and everything else you see, he's the one that created it.


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[Assistant] Okay, he bodily, okay, with witnesses.


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[Assistant] His disciples and apostles that he had chosen.


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[Assistant] Handpicked, they watched him descend bodily.


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[Assistant] Well, I just know that, hey, he went heavenward with them watching him.


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[Assistant] So look, hey, that last arrow, he ain't got one thing left to do.


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[Assistant] Just like he descended or ascended. Okay, he did both, but we're talking about the ascended part. Hey, I'm gonna leave this earth and I ain't gonna need a jet pack or a helicopter or a jet plane.


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[Assistant] And look, when I made him face to face, I'm going to say Lord.


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[Assistant] Can I take about three months off and go see the rest of what you created? Maybe it'll take me longer than three months.


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[Assistant] So that's what them symbols mean. It's the greatest story that has ever or ever will be told.


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[Assistant] We got 66 books that he recorded for us to tell you all about it if you want to read further.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause it's first, it's too early in the morning. Okay. And then second.


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[Assistant] It's around water, and then you talk about damn, then.


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[Assistant] Then, hey, Louisiana coal is way different, cause I went, I went to Alaska when I went to Nile, and when I stepped off the plane, I was in khakis, summer uniform, and I was comfortable, cause it's a drive.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, what I didn't realize is that you can freeze to death by not even realizing.


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[Assistant] When I got older, and watched the bears catch a bunch of salmon, and that was cool. And we landed in a mud puddle. And there was already seven planes on the mud puddle we landed in.


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[Assistant] Sound like a green wing tail. They don't have a driver's license. They got a pilot's license. That's right. They drive them puddle jumpers. Yea, cause the only way to get there. That's the only way to get there.


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[Assistant] And when, and when it's cold, you can either go by frozen river.


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[Assistant] Oh, Turkey or hot. Oh, they getting serious boy. The teriyaki. Now that's from dynamite there.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Oh, it ain't feel like dynamite. That's what Paula said that time.


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[Assistant] It don't start with a B. It starts. Are you kidding me? Buckies has arrived in Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Cause if when they're gone, they're gone and none of that, hey, it's 50, it's half off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they wanted to meet me, so, hey.


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[Assistant] Oh, hi. Oh yeah. Cause he bailed out the second story to the, to the couch.


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[Assistant] I would say you bound to have a lot of friends. I would go with lean on your friends.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause they're still with you, like Martin was talking about duck hunting with his father, going by a certain tree that they've stood by and shared moments with. Okay, cause there's always stuff that reminds you, you know, of how good of life you did have with your husband, you know.


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[Assistant] So the only thing I can tell you is, hey, my personal belief is your husband is in a better place surrounded by those that love him and care for him.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was quite the trip. Did you get that picture? He's a bull. That's some cool country down there.


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[Assistant] You know, back in the day, Willie was actually a pretty good athlete.


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[Assistant] Sneaky athletic. It's before he got top heavy. Well, right. But he made the high school basketball team, which is very, very difficult to do for somebody with his genetics at West Monroe high school.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm finding that out the hard way.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I'm telling you. That's why, you know, the motor died on us the other day. It flooded out.


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[Assistant] And uh, Phil, Phil said, I don't know if I'll let you young bucks run that motor anymore. He was looking at me and Jace. I said, Phil, we're 50.


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[Assistant] But isn't it nice to have a wife that doesn't call you every hour?


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, they're younger than you, but they, oh, maybe it'll get better.


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[Assistant] A little bit of peace of mind, but you know, when my wife, if I don't go hunting, my wife thinks there's something wrong.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? Get out of here. Leave the house. Leave. Yeah, you ain't supposed to be here. When are you going on another trip?


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[Assistant] Who's this? Who, who we got over here? What's her name? Uh oh. Okay. Are you married?


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[Assistant] And them giant ones, leave them in there. Leave the giant ones. And everything else take them out.


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[Assistant] Take them out. We put some of them giant brim in the mission.


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[Assistant] Well, he was born there. He's got an X on the end of his name.


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[Assistant] Man, Boris Recon Marine did eight tours of Afghanistan. Ooh.


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[Assistant] He's incredible. Yeah. Incredible. Check out his story. It's worth reading. It's something else.


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[Assistant] That's right. So, so we were sitting in the blind and he said, y'all have any poodoo?


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[Assistant] Well, the people, the Cajuns, they, they eat the getchers, isn't that right Martin?


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[Assistant] But anyway, Oh, Robo show. He's about five, three. I go one 40.


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[Assistant] Climb me like a cat squirrel. Oh my goodness. But him and his four generations of Marines.


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[Assistant] And the most selfless human I've ever met in my life. All he does is want to help people. That's all he wants to do. Well, he went into Afghanistan and the rescue is, um, interpreter.


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[Assistant] It ended up rescuing 17,000 people, orphans and Christians.


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[Assistant] 17,000. 17,000. Yeah, went in after one, come out to 17,000.


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[Assistant] And now he's doing the same thing in, uh, his son, Hunter, doing the same thing in the Ukraine, getting out orphans and Christians.


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[Assistant] Oh, and he's also a fourth degree black belt in Brazilian jujitsu. He taught class in our school that night.


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[Assistant] And he choked me 25 times in 5 minutes.


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[Assistant] I might be exaggerating a little bit, but it was, it was quite the experience.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Well look, his son is 24 years old and he's got a black belt, which will take it most grown men 10 to 15 years. But he said his dad started training him when he was three years old.


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[Assistant] From my brother, I mean, literally through the wall. Cause he was, he was always big like you and you know, I'd mess with him. He was my younger brother pick on him, you know, bad jokes, whatever. Well.


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[Assistant] Oh, so we were, this is always the last one. We were in college on this. Okay. We were playing video game or something about the football Madden football game and I beat him. Well, you had to let him know you beat him. I let him know I beat him.


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[Assistant] Through the door. Not through the door. Wall.


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[Assistant] It ain't that mass they sell today. I woke up 10 minutes later and they're in there playing Madden football.


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[Assistant] Well, look, if they played a hundred times, Georgia would win a hundred times.


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[Assistant] I don't- Spike? Spike! Spike don't play with us. That's a good name for a bully.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone. Hey. Welcome to the podcast.


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[Assistant] But we've had, so we've had a lot of guests. Cory, you're one of the favorites. Kay's one of the favorites. Thank you. Willie, everybody in Iowa thinks you're a jerk, but that's okay. Iowa?


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[Assistant] You literally go, alright, you made fun of Iowa, and then you go, ah, nobody from Iowa watches this anyway. I love Iowa.


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[Assistant] So, good folks of Iowa, I got your back. But, speaking of 200 episodes, which is a lot, and Christmas is coming up, Willie, what are you getting for Christmas?


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[Assistant] But you all know how much we love doing those commercials because they're hilarious, but we do love the product and they're helping us celebrate Episode 200 and we're gonna give out five people $100 Tommy John gift cards. Oh nice


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[Assistant] No, you get your own pair. You get to pick out what you want. That would be weird. I'd go with the lounge pants. But look, to get one of those $100 gift cards from Tommy Johns, all you have to do is follow us on Apple Podcasts. Leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts.


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[Assistant] And then leave us a comment on Instagram or YouTube to tell us your favorite Duck Call Room episodes. Five randomly selected, I don't have that power, five randomly selected listeners who follow Duck Call Room, review the podcast on Apple Podcasts, and leave a comment on YouTube or Instagram about your favorite episode.


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[Assistant] Tommy John. Tommy John. That's a nice, nice Christmas present. That is a great Christmas present. So go do all that that I just told you. If you don't remember it, like I don't right now, rewind and get through that maze again.


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[Assistant] Tommy John taught me that. You know why I know how to rewind? Because I'm wearing them right now. And when you wear Tommy Johns, you do everything better. We'll be right back after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, and y'all know here on the Duck Call Room, we're just regular dudes trying to figure out this thing called life and we've tried to be healthier lately. Godwin's done some stuff. I've been up and down. Phil McMillan recently started taking athletic greens because we were talking about it so much. He wanted to try it out and let me tell you, it's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, whenever you take athletic greens, you're absorbing 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole foods, sourced superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens to help you start your day right. This special blend of ingredients supports your gut health, your nervous system, your immune system, your energy, recovery, focus, and aging. That is all of the things.


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[Assistant] So we've all enjoyed it. Oh, Christian Huff got us turned onto it. My wife takes it now. We're just trying to get everybody to take it cause it makes you feel better. And look, it doesn't cost hardly anything. It's less than a cup of coffee that you're buying at the store every day. It's less than $3 a day. And with that you're investing in your health.


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[Assistant] And look, your health is pretty important. I like to be healthy. So.


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[Assistant] If you don't want to take all those pills and all those vitamins and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] You can just do one scoop straight into some water. Boom, you're done right in the morning.


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[Assistant] So to make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a free one year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five free travel bags with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com slash duck. Again, that's athleticgreens.com slash duck to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance.


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[Assistant] Well, you think about it, and if, if, let's just say that lady doesn't want that house that day, does Duck Dynasty, like, what all ends up happening? Cause you could still be in Alabama.


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[Assistant] Look, you've heard us talk about how much we love all the MyPillow products from Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy.


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[Assistant] You're gonna love them. They look good. They feel good. The towels are amazing. I'm so happy I have some of those. I'm a big guy. It takes me a second to get dry. I got a lot of hair. Boom. I like those. And right now you do not want to miss MyPillow's best bedsheet prices ever. All Giza Dream Sheets are on sale for as low as $29.99 with promo code DUCK at MyPillow.com slash DUCK. Si, that's 50% off.


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[Assistant] And the best part about them to me, they got those deep pockets, so you're not sitting there struggling to make the bed. It's big, it's awesome, it's easy, you tuck them under there, you feel comfortable, you sleep great because you're in comfortable sheets, and there's a 10 year warranty and a 60 day money back guarantee.