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[Assistant] This guy is a roping champion. I'm in on this museum. This museum looks fun. I'm also in on the Pioneer Woman store.


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[Assistant] I just had chills all over me. Why is Angels in the Outfield on the TV behind you in this picture? He was in it. Hey. Ben Johnson was in Angels in the Outfield. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, Martin, do you remember that video that they tagged us in on Instagram? I do. Sigh. Will you please watch this?


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[Assistant] And then, uh, some ca- no, Brad. Brad from Western Kentucky just emailed us, uh, there's a news story of a lady


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[Assistant] Her dog's got attacked by a bear. And attack's a strong word. I watched the video. Sid, you watched the video? Yeah. And then...


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[Assistant] I quit football and I was the smallest person on the team and then I showed back up to school next year and I was the biggest person on the basketball team. It was a weird deal. I was a tiny child.


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[Assistant] Well, we got the answer for the M&M question. Which one has more chocolate? What is it?


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[Assistant] It's clearly the peanut M&M has more chocolate. If you take three peanut M&Ms and shave the chocolate off of them, there's more chocolate there than three standard M&Ms.


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[Assistant] Let's use common sense here. Now Caleb from Plainview, Arkansas. What's he saying? He listens to the podcast while he's at the bathroom. Uhm, is what he said.


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[Assistant] Uh, it also takes him an hour to get out of the bathroom these days. So, he melted, he claims to have melted down, actually melted them.


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[Assistant] And believe it or not, they both have the same amount of chocolate. But no video was provided from Plainview, Arkansas. Simon provided video. I don't know where Simon's from.


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[Assistant] I've been trying to Google cowboy Bible verses, you know, for Ben Johnson day.


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[Assistant] Let us know a good Bible verse, Cowboy, Ben Johnson, and we'll read it on the next one. But, I did find Psalms 27.


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[Assistant] So chapter 20 verse 7, some boast in chariots and some in horses, but we will boast in the name of the Lord our God.


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[Assistant] Do you know what the special something is? Yeah, here's the special. There's only one way to silence a cake. What? Now.


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[Assistant] Do you know how, what you have to do? To silence, okay?


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[Assistant] Now, you gotta have a birthday and invite all your friends and then the cake better run for the hills.


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[Assistant] Billy's is the 22nd. He turns 75, I turn 76.


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[Assistant] I know what it is, it's 90 days after duck season clothes. No, it's 60 days after.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, hey, I just, I said January, March, April, but it's really March, April because January 31st is when it usually closes. So it's 60 days after duck season closes.


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[Assistant] Here we go boys, we're going on food already, and I hadn't even had dinner yet. That's terrible.


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[Assistant] And make him spicy. Oh thighs, he's a thighs man.


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[Assistant] We're talking about chicken, right? I said leg, well hey, there's a thigh connected to the leg, boys. Oh, so you after that quarter.


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[Assistant] That is bad to the bone. To the bone. Yeaah. The first time I seen him cook it and he opened the Dutch oven, the top of it off of it, and I look and there's about 12 pieces of garlic, about that big around, in the bottom of the pan with that chicken. And I said, God, Phil, I ain't gonna be able to eat that.


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[Assistant] That stuff, that's gonna be, that's gonna be two!


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[Assistant] Kay said, the first time she ate with us, at Sir Robertson's, I stuck a fork in her hand because she was grabbing the last piece of the chicken.


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[Assistant] Don't grab the last piece of chicken that's robbed us of nice. Get a fork in your hand.


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[Assistant] Uh, hi, uh, that's so wild, cause I just had the urge to dope pop you right there.


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[Assistant] That weekend was an excellent weekend for me and BK. Cause we went bass fishing and she slapped me.


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[Assistant] But we did catch, okay, between us we caught ten fish, five and a half pound average boys. Fifty pounds! That would have won the Bassmasters this weekend. What are you sitting over our so-


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[Assistant] Hey, that would have won the Bassmasters. Me and BK would have cleaned up 300 grand.


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[Assistant] Not chest, okay. Me too. Chest. But, chest is real complicated, so, you know, back it up one. Like, not checkers, but chest. Let's go with checkers. Okay, yeaah. Let's go with checkers, cause hey chest, that can get long.


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[Assistant] Especially when it's a grudge match and you're sitting there forever. It's been your move for an hour. Are you going to move? And this is in chest? It's in chest, yes.


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[Assistant] Oh, that little, the little golf tee game, that's a good one. Oh, they have the checkers too. Oh yea, they do too. No, no, that is a good one. With the golf tee? Yea, with the golf tee.


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[Assistant] That's right, besides Oscar's trashcan. And you got Oscar sitting beside-


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[Assistant] Hey, Philip McMillan is the one that's been doing all this. Uh huh. Okay, and he would come to the house and say, let me tell you what we're doing. I said, Philip, I don't care what we're doing.


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[Assistant] Don't tell me nothing about it. But it's 50 years. 50 years, man. We gotta- No, we just talked about that the other night, me and my wife. We looked at each other, we met in the hallways, past, we were doing something.


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[Assistant] All we did was looked at her and busted out laughing. And then we both said, it's been 50 years. Oh, she said, I know, I robbed the cradle. You were only 22 when we married.


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[Assistant] You were still wearing it. Hey, no, no, I was cause hey, that's how we met. I'm hitchhiking, going to the club.


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[Assistant] Okay, and her and her friend, and, and, uh, a guy that was in the army with me.


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[Assistant] All this happened, me and that woman getting married, all this happened because of a home-cooked meal, and look, and I had to cook the stupid meal.


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[Assistant] What'd you cook? I cooked rice and, uh, pinto beans and...


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[Assistant] No, hey, I actually cook good food, son.


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[Assistant] My momma bro sent that to me in a care package when I was a nun. Bunch of spam.


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[Assistant] About four jars of jalapeno peppers, my cowboy boots.


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[Assistant] And what else was there? Your tea glass. And my tea glass. There's one very important- Hey, I've left them stupid things all over the world. Yep. Tea glasses? Tea glasses. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause we had, yo mama, look, you only, you, this was by invitation only, back in the day. You couldn't buy a Tupperware.


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[Assistant] You had to have an invitation just like you had to have an invitation for my 50th wedding anniversary. I've been married right here for 50 years.


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[Assistant] 50 years! We sit there all night, I said...


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[Assistant] Well, hey, honey, it's been 50 years since I married you. Yeah, we got old. You gave me two children with, uh, with their miracle babies.


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[Assistant] The Almighty, hey, that's a plug for the Almighty right there, okay. All the doctors had told my wife, you'll never have a child of your own. And I told her, that's why it took me about 14 hours to convince her to marry me.


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[Assistant] Cause she said nope, I've seen you with children and you love them too much and I'm not gonna marry you cause I can't give you one of your own. And I said hey, you don't understand, I know somebody.


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[Assistant] So hey, you know, my two children, daughter and son, and then my eight grandsons are miracle babies from the almighty. And the God's word tells you that.


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[Assistant] A man who quiver his foal, and that's children, okay, is blessed, and I'm blessed.


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[Assistant] Cause not everybody, that's like a marriage. Not everybody's...


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[Assistant] You get zero, she gonna get the hundo. It's like old Jerry Reed said, she got the gold mine and I got the shaft.


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[Assistant] Well no, no, hey. I'm listening to my side. Look, if I had to do over, I wouldn't change one man. Not change nothing. Nothing.


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[Assistant] Hey, make sure the dragon's red. Breathe in fire. Hey, all day, all day can do it. Tell them, hey, hey, make him red and make him breathe fire. Who's them? Whoever it's Bruce Lee's people. Yeah, call Bruce. Hey, call Bruce, boys. Hey, you can work it out. Bruce Lee's people. That's right, hey.


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[Assistant] And other than that, and it was like silk. Okay, the fabric.


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[Assistant] That was high. Look here, that was my bad to the bone dancing jacket. Oh, you can dance? Oh yea, I used to be a player. I can dance if I want to. I used to be a player back in the day. Well I'm just looking at you, feet kicked out like a duck.


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[Assistant] There ain't no screw in it, boys. What happened to the- Hey, I didn't do it!


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[Assistant] Everytime a big guy starts to catch one. Dane? Yea.


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[Assistant] An invoice. A big no. That big giant, uh, thing they used on Ghostbusters, the big giant marshmallow. That's what you need to send Willie. As a giant marshmallow man. And say, hey, lose some weight fat boy.


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[Assistant] So you freeze your body to recuperate your muscles? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, they've been doing it- Hey, you don't wanna think about the doctors that come up with this?


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[Assistant] What would it take to get you in there?


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[Assistant] For two minutes? Oh, you'd do it for a hundred and fifty thousand for two minutes?


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[Assistant] No, I do, I do. Do you? Yea, I do. You like a blanket? Oh no, no, no, no, cause that's what it is, okay. You like a blanket, no, no, no. Look, there's nothing better than getting in a bed that's got like several quips on it with that just to turn it down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, ain't nothing going to be there.


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[Assistant] Because when you're fly fishing, I'll catch 10 fish that you're ever, no, I'll catch 20 fish that you're ever wanting.


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[Assistant] Turtle ate it. Nope, that's it. Hey. How's it not verifiable? Because I didn't weigh him. Turtle ate it. Hey look, I had one the day before that I measured. The one the day before was 17 and three quarters inches long. So if we had a tape measure you could pull that out and look.


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[Assistant] That's a good one. Okay. Well, the one I caught the next day, I didn't have my tape measure on me. He would have ate that first one that I caught the day before.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, and a lot of fish. And hey, the guy that was watching me catch him thought I had a seven pound bass when he walked on the top of the water.


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[Assistant] Start it over. Fix the clock. Time back on the clock. Putting some time back on the clock.


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[Assistant] I played golf one time at a church event. Did you win? I don't know.


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[Assistant] They said I could hit it to furthers. Well, hey, did you hit it to furthers? I guess they always let me go first.


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[Assistant] Who is playing at the master? He was all of us. I don't know who's best and who's worst. I guess if they're all there, they're all good.


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[Assistant] I've done a sword dance. I was at an event. Zorro was one of my


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[Assistant] And he told him to go out there and hit the pace car. Remember that? Uh huh.


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[Assistant] I don't know nothing about basketball either.


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[Assistant] We played basketball and I remember we done that scene. Oh, I remember. And they put me out there and.


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[Assistant] Everybody took off running to the other end. So I took off running. And then they went running to the other end.


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[Assistant] Everything over there scratches your bike.


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[Assistant] It's just like, can I? Gotcha! G'nat. I got it, I got it. You got the g'nat?


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[Assistant] Well it don't verbally. What does it say? What does it say? It just comes up on the dash and says you need to go change your oil or something. Maintenance, time for maintenance. Doors open.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Buckle your seatbelt. It's got a picture of a door opening. If you ain't shut. Does it audibly say these things? No, it's just pictures.


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[Assistant] What's going on? He's kind of stiff. I tried to get over, he didn't want me getting over. I let go of it, that sucker's driving itself. I said, I'll just kick back.


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[Assistant] That's right, I'm gonna take it out. It's got autopilot? Yea, I'm gonna take it out. I reckon so. What kind of car is it? A Tesla. Uh, Telluride.


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[Assistant] I bet you there's a lot of boxes shows up to your house. That late night advertisement.


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[Assistant] From Scott Atkins sent that. Thank you Scott.


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[Assistant] That's like us and the Jews. That's what George Franklin used to say. The Gentiles had grafted him. He'd graft, he'd graft them sweet pecans into a better pecan, he'd say, making the good out of the bad.


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[Assistant] I don't like ice cream, but that cream... It's more like a...


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[Assistant] Pour a little bit of milk in there and fill the rest up with water. I filled up a glass and gave it to her and said here. Same thing.


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[Assistant] That I'm playing loud music, and it's usually, you can look in your rear view mirror and my back glass is bouncing. That's how loud I play my music. I thought out there the person next to me started tapping their foot.


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[Assistant] Godwin, you ever been kayak fishing? Never been kayak fishing.


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[Assistant] I think that a payroll. Yeah, little job.


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[Assistant] I mean, you get a little splash back on you. And the back, and the back be sticking way up in there.


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[Assistant] Uh, Johanna likes her. Really? They went to, uh.


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[Assistant] To, uh, share a concert and she'd come out there and sing and- Shared a concert?


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[Assistant] Pretty wild. But I come out of one of them coves, and uh, I looked to my right, and it was a, it looked like a boat race heading to me from the right, and I looked to the left, and a boat race, I said, I gotta go up the river and get away from these people.


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[Assistant] Too many people. Oh, it was, it was, uh. Was this Memorial Day? It was, uh, I went up there Sunday after church. Oh, okay, right. And Monday morning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was me. Was that you that went in? The top, ah, you know, when you open it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Once you have- I like them sweet pickles kinda, you know, there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm out on him. You don't like that? I like to take a chicken, an old chicken.


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[Assistant] I like I'll take a whole chicken and rub it down with mayonnaise and some spices.


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[Assistant] And the white meat is just juicy like you deep fried it. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] Women like that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] He's good. I just had a ham sandwich for my moral day. Of course I was fishing.


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[Assistant] Actually, there's two of them. Pizza? Is pizza one of them?


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[Assistant] Your last meal would be, I want a chicken sandwich. Maybe. Yours would be a ham sandwich, sir. Well, it'd be on the plate.


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[Assistant] That's the deal. It's not the, it's not the firearm that's committing the offense. It was the hooded people behind it.


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[Assistant] Alright, this one's, uh, you know, today we're doing Ollie. Today we're doing Ollie.


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[Assistant] The covid deal's out, everybody's scared, you wear a mask, you don't wear a mask, uh, still a lot of people staying home, it's feared. So Isaiah 41, 10 talks about God, uh,


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[Assistant] I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Amen. Now just think about it.


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[Assistant] That's what go back to your point. Kenny was Kenny, Kenny Smith, Charles Barkley and Shaq talking about the game is way more entertaining than the game itself. A hundred percent.


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[Assistant] 100%. It's really fun. It's probably the best show on TV. No, no, hand down.


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[Assistant] I ain't ever moved fast enough to pop a hamstring. It's like, you know, your hamstring, it stretches out like this, but when it, when it pops, it just...


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[Assistant] It just calls up in a ball. I watched him.


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[Assistant] Correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember on the outdoor TV show, they were filming an episode at the rec, Sy talks about his hook shot, calls it the crane or something.


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[Assistant] Fear of the Crane. Fear of the Crane. He cuts it loose, about ten feet behind the three-point line, and... Drain-o. Drain-o. You would have thought...


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[Assistant] Well, how many ways are there to make tea? I've never used tap water in a microwave to make tea. Really? He does the tap.


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[Assistant] If you want a picture of the shorts, let's get on Christian's Instagram.


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[Assistant] I still have nightmares, you know, you go back to my dad being a coach, he'd wear them


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[Assistant] First, don't wear your shorts. Where's your, where's yours hidden? Well, now I'm to the point where I don't wear shorts. Ever.


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[Assistant] I wear fishing pants. Stretchy waist pants. You never wear shorts. I never wear shorts.


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[Assistant] They have these pants now. They're lightweight. They're so light. I mean, it's almost like wearing nothing. I mean, they are.


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[Assistant] Then I'll make, I'll determine the nickname. My favorite moment over the whole weekend was at the rehearsal dinner. Willie says, uh, he said, well, you know, Sadie comes in with nice guy from Niceville, Florida and then Bella rose up.


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[Assistant] And about 11 o'clock, 11 o'clock, we're all sitting over at Al's and it was BOOM BOOM. Oh Stone had flashbacks of Afghanistan, then the fire.


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[Assistant] That's fantastic. And you got you a couple fine son-in-laws. I did. Yup. That's like that. Well, one TB deep, but.


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[Assistant] Well, once you reach a certain age in life, things don't recover as quickly as they used to. So.


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[Assistant] I thought, you know what, what the heck might as well try it. Well, after I'd say three weeks, I started to notice a difference and I was not near as sore.


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[Assistant] That's what it does workout or whatever I was doing as I used to be. So in my experience, it definitely made a difference. So if you're 45 or older, give it a shot. I think it'll work for you.


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[Assistant] Well, Anna's got a few things she cooks. A few things. She cooks dessert. Corn casserole. She has a corn casserole. And dessert. Yep, and dessert. But going back to your point, she does a lot of things that make up and then some for not cooking. And I don't mind at all.


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[Assistant] It's amazing what she did over the years, feeding all those people.


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[Assistant] In your case, your wife gets one side of the house and you get the other side of the house. And it works. And it works.


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[Assistant] Oh, because I really don't know the answer, I was just gonna make something up.


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[Assistant] I, I kinda like Belize. I had a great time in Belize. That's a cool place. That's a girl.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, like you said, I'm going off the real raw. Yes. The different meanings of their world.


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[Assistant] So ours was about playing football. Uh, we'd watch football on TV and of course we'd all bring the family together and eat and it was the young people against the old people. So, uh, we just had big football games. How'd that turn out? It was awesome. I loved it. I don't ever remember losing.


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[Assistant] I know what you're talking about. So Johnny D, what about the desserts, uh, over at your wife's family's house?


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[Assistant] So I've got a story for you about a lesson that you've learned from your mom or dad. Well let's talk about it when we get back.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell ya, uhm, I didn't grow up like Johnny D.


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[Assistant] Uh, my stepdad did on, uh, store. Do y'all remember? Howard Griffin learned to talk. Loads of fun for girls and boys. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I was- There was next door to that? No, it was that store. So anyway, uh, so I'm working, I'm in high school and I'm working and apparently part of the ceiling in the warehouse was falling down that was wet and nasty and gross and


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[Assistant] And uh, he said, Philip, I need you to clean all this up, get a shovel and a wheelbarrow.


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[Assistant] You know, load it up. I mean, this thing is tall as Martin. I mean, it's huge.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, why do I get all the junkie jobs, you know? I didn't want to do it. And I was like,


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[Assistant] I'm not doing it. And so I went and did something else. And I walked back by there about an hour later.


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[Assistant] And here my stepdad is, with his suit on, he's got his, he took his jacket off.


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[Assistant] And he's got his sleeves rolled up and his dress suit, you know, and he's in there with a pitchfork.


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[Assistant] And a wheelbarrow cleaning it up. And I mean, it is disgusting, just gross. And I just sat there looking at him. I was like, I should be doing that, you know?


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[Assistant] And he said, listen, he said, everything's important. If I give you something to do, it's because it's important. I would do it myself, but I don't have the time. That's why I asked you to do it.


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[Assistant] And you talk about learning a lesson. I said, please let me do it. And from that point on, I didn't ask anything. When something needed to be done, I took initiative and started doing it. It was a great lesson.


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[Assistant] So when, I wanna, uh, uh, add a little something to that about being angry and not beating your kids, you know, because when Blake started driving, I said, Blake, you have to take it slow. You have to be careful. And I told him all these things. Okay. And he hadn't been driving long at all.


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[Assistant] And look, I mean this was like one day I said, specifically,


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[Assistant] Slow down, make sure you're going to speed limit, you know. I come in from work, the next day, he's kicked back in the easy chair. I said, how's your day, Blake? You know, he said, they got me, dad. I said, they got you. He's like, yeah, they caught me.


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[Assistant] I said, what are you talking about? 85 miles an hour on interstate. I said, everybody get out of the room, but you Blake, you stay. I walked out of the room for 10 minutes sweating.


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[Assistant] I said walk outside with me. And we had to go out and talk for a couple hours. Just I had to calm myself down.


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[Assistant] But that's, that's a great point. Don't, don't, uh, discipline your kids when you're that angry.


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[Assistant] Raise your hands if you ever left Willie's house and drove straight to work.


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[Assistant] Well, I want my kids to take initiative, you know. That's one thing is...


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[Assistant] I'm trying to make sure that they're going to have a good relationship with the Lord. I mean, that's just, that's the utmost importance to me. Amen.


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[Assistant] Romans 1 16. I'm not ashamed of the gospel because it is the power of salvation for everyone who believes first for the Jew and then for the Gentile. So I'm excited about that verse because the gospel, the Greek word is Oon Gileon.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's when God became flesh like it's own size shirt.


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[Assistant] God came down, became flesh and paid for our sins so that we can be reunited with God. So I like to think of the gospel as being so important and of first importance, like 1 Corinthians 15 says. So that's what I go with.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't know what other people are going through. You know, you never know.


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[Assistant] And so be kind to people, you know. Give, give them a break. You never know what they might have going on.


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[Assistant] I thought that was one dance. No, it was a year. No, it was a year. And I never. Six to fifteen.


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[Assistant] Did anything remotely close to you? I just noticed your name's not anywhere on this record list. Yeah, I just pointed it out.


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[Assistant] This was, you can afford a motor now. No, well I couldn't back down.


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[Assistant] I mean. You're like Steph Curry. Like it's like we kinda like you can shoot so well. But Michael Jordan was way cooler. But you know.


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[Assistant] They're not things that happen though, they're just things that interest you.


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[Assistant] Alright. It's a family show, people. Oh lord. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] You know what my favorite bite is? A live one.


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[Assistant] They're not all corks, no. You got a bobber and a cork. A cork is made of cork, and a bobber is that red and white thing. Plastic. Yeah. Plastic. But you have to clip it on, I don't think it's cork.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, I know where it is. It's Matthew 419, but I want to read a little around it. Uh, so I had to pull it up. It's gonna be good because my man Jesus knew a little about fishing too.


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[Assistant] Alright Matthew 4, 18-20, as Jesus was walking beside the Sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon called Peter, may have heard of him, and his brother Andrew, heard of him too, they were casting a net into the lake for they were fishermen and


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[Assistant] Jesus said, come follow me and I will send you out to fish for people. At once they left their nets and followed him. Hey, fishing's awesome. We all love it.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, provided some money for some of us. It's provided a lot of fun for all of us, but most importantly, we're going to fish for people and bring them to heaven. Be fishermen of men.


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[Assistant] Fishers of men. There we go. Thank y'all.


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[Assistant] So you killed three of twelve ducks? Uh, I don't...


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[Assistant] No, I don't have that there. I have questions though. Do they have fish?


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[Assistant] They have the wild caught processed Alaskan halibut over there at the Captain Days. There we go.


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[Assistant] For those of you not from West Monroe, that is one of the local, uh, towing services around.


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[Assistant] I got banished. Hold on. Ouch. Isn't that the reason you got banished was because of duck calls? No, he shot him. He shot to him.


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[Assistant] I just don't want to go sit in the woods and not have a chance at- you just said you're gonna hunt for 13 more days and it's like-


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[Assistant] So then me and Phil need to go get a third cameraman so we have just to up our odds.


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[Assistant] I got one rule about duck hunting. What's that? I only go if Martin asks me if I want to. I'm just waiting on the invitation because that generally means they need another guy because it's going to be a great day. Just for a limit. And I just. Well he knows we going to kill him.


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[Assistant] If you're just selling stuff from your garage on eBay, you need a Stamps.com account.


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[Assistant] I just wanna point out that I- you make fun of me all the time and you just start to destroy with. So we were in Belize. Go ahead there. No, no, no, no. Fancy pants.


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[Assistant] Well I found one, all I found was one news article, everything else was depressing me. But this one gets me excited. Okay, don't get a depressing one. No. I want the other one.


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[Assistant] Yes they did, and Mr. Man who sent in that email, in your face baby! I'll talk about that all day, but what I want to talk about is what's happening in our nation's capital right now. Oh, what's happening? It's very serious news. Five zebras are on the loose. Zebras? Zebras. Zebras are on the loose? Si, you can't ride them. There's zebras on the loose. Yea, you can. In Maryland. You can ride a zebra.


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[Assistant] So that was five days ago. Zebras are on the loose. And then three days ago, we got a suspect of who looses.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a local congress person. The mighty zebra. Hey, you got work to do. Leave the zebras alone. And also some zebras. The zebras are legal, but they were let loose on last week, and she says she has an alibi.


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[Assistant] Fine, uh, here's, here's, she made a statement. I hope the owners find the zebras and that they all involved live long full lives.


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[Assistant] Number one, take a picture and send it to me, because that's incredible. And I wanna see zebras on the loose. And number two, uh, call the authorities.


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[Assistant] Do we have any? I got nothing else. Everything else is sad. Bizarre. Everything else is not fun. It's like we're the news. We need some good news. If only someone had some good news.


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[Assistant] All I'm saying is God can do whatever he wants, so he clearly wants us to go duck hunting in Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] I'm the keeper of the mailbox. Well, after Willie did his impression of the Irish folks, I'm not gonna do an impression of the British folks. Cause they said it was the worst impression they've ever heard. And Willie's pretty good. Not that day. This is from Gary.


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[Assistant] He's got two questions, one is incredibly serious, and one, I'm really confused about.


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[Assistant] How do you get on the path of the Bible? I'm not religious, but what you say in the duck call room makes more sense at the moment than all the things that is going on in this world. We are the ones making sense, boys.


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[Assistant] And so he's asking how to get on the path of the Bible. That's a kind of a broad scope. Phil, do you want to hit him with it real quick?


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[Assistant] I got him with my intramet-dimensional.


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[Assistant] That was Gary. I like the question Gary. And, you know, I would say, go buy you a book. It's called The Bible.


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[Assistant] Very good ass, cause he's from England slash Great Britain slash whatever all that is. Uh, what's your favorite, and he spells it with a U, cause he's from England, English food. What's an English food? A muffin. He said you must, an English muffin. Okay. Oh, but they're kind of a car. English peas?


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[Assistant] But that's Gary. Gary, thanks for the email. Yeah, thanks, G. There you go, G. Will you have time for one more? Yeah, G doll. This one piggybacks on Gary. This is one more. Lane, from Grand Junction, Colorado. Okay. Grand Junction, Colorado, boy. Biggest junction in all the land. It's grand. It's a very grand junction.


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[Assistant] Uh, he, he says thanks to us for the show, uh, and he's trying to be, they're learning true thankfulness because they're going through some challenges, but he's wondering everybody's opinion on how to choose a church congregation when looking for a church.


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[Assistant] They've been struggling to find a place to attend regularly.


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[Assistant] But find a church is a great way for Gary to figure out his question, but Lane's question is how do you find a church?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So you can test them all out like Martin's saying, but you'll know what's good and what's bad and test it against the Bible. You can read it yourself and go,


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[Assistant] But, you know, as long as you're looking, I love it. Hey, you can test out 20 places on a Sunday these days because they're all on Facebook.


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[Assistant] So I had him a long week, long weekend. He had him a long layover. Yea, he spent a lot of time in that Houston airport. Oh, I hate to go to Houston. I really do.


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[Assistant] Oh well, that George Bush airport, it's awful.


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[Assistant] That goes for most of them, but that one, that place is like Hotel California, man.


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[Assistant] Alright, they didn't put out enough of them. Can I tell you my general rule though? In the summertime, you never fly in the afternoon.


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[Assistant] Because all the airports that you have to go through to get here are a hot spot for thunderstorms.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, they just saw us walk home. They just saw us walk home. When I got that text last night that you were, you had been to Houston for five hours, I was like, you couldn't have been home. I mean, you realize. Well, here's the thing that gets me.


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[Assistant] Oh, I agree, but the fact that his argument was too tender. Too tender. That's never an argument that you can make. No. That meat's too tender.


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[Assistant] If you can stand sitting there looking at it. That's the hardest part of ribs. That last hour is the hardest part.


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[Assistant] It's the definition of patience is a virtue. Cause when you uncover them with foil and put them back on, they're ready then. And you just, now you're looking for a color you like. I sit there and look at them and I'm like, I gotta find something to do for an hour. Cause if I stay around here, they only gonna be on there about 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] They are good though. Especially you pour two gallons of unsweet tea on top of them. That's a rough combo there.


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[Assistant] You put him on there and you go to bed. And then wake up the next morning.


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[Assistant] Boys. Breakfast taco. You are in rare form. You need a cup of coffee? Well, I could use one. You get one on the first break?


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[Assistant] Omega XL does work for you, it's worked for Si, it's worked for Stone, it's worked for a lot of us around here. And it does come from the pristine waters of New Zealand, that beautiful green muscle and 35 years of research and development. They've been, they've been researching this thing as long as I've been alive. So that's a cool part of it.


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[Assistant] Look, it attacks the inflammation that's causing the pain, which is brilliant because pain relievers and topical rubs just mask the problem. Omega XL neutralizes the inflammation that causes painful stiff joints and muscles.


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[Assistant] Stone, I'm sure you're on a steady diet of it with the uh, with the uh, torn intercostal that you're dealing with now.


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[Assistant] So he's Omega Triple XL right now. So there you go. You can do it however you want to. Look.


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[Assistant] We're gonna help get you started. Order Omega XL now and get a second bottle for free. Visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck. Or call 1-800-844-48.


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[Assistant] And one last time, 800-844-48. 8-8 and get on the phone and call now.


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[Assistant] That's his coffee. Okay. Anytime you have to chase your coffee with tea, that's a pretty good cup of choc.


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[Assistant] He had burnt that oil to smithereens. And look, it still run good. And it would have ran good until you changed the oil. It's just like a transmission. If you don't stay up to date on transmission.


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[Assistant] If you don't change it every whatever 30,000 months, then don't change it at all. Cause the minute you change the transmission fluid, that sucker's going out.


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[Assistant] You know, starting blocks. Now that'd be a race I'd like to see.


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[Assistant] You know what you call that? Steroids.


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[Assistant] Well, before we head to another break, look, you're listening to the Duck Call Room. If you're joining us on YouTube, make sure you like and subscribe at youtube.com slash duck call room. That's all one word. Make sure you hit that bell side just to, there it is that way.


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[Assistant] The data scientist at scoremaster cracked the code on how


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[Assistant] Adding 97 points to your credit scores like found money.


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[Assistant] That, I mean, that's, that's a big deal. We all like finding money. I still bend over and pick up a penny. I'm just gonna be honest.


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[Assistant] It means fast loan approvals, huge discounts, low interest rates on everything from buying or refinancing a home, leasing a new car, or applying for a credit card.


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[Assistant] How fast is Scoremaster? One member raised his credit score 33 points in just five days and another 43 points in just a couple of weeks. So if you do that, you can save hundreds of thousands on your home loan or you can save tens of thousands on your car.


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[Assistant] That's like getting a pay raise. Score Master is so easy, it takes about a minute to get started, and if you hurry,


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[Assistant] You get to try Score Master for free. That's right, try Score Master free.


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[Assistant] That's scoremaster.com slash duck, one more time, scoremaster.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] You forgot one key thing he always says, but I'm not going to break it up.


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[Assistant] What's he say? Here's his exact lie. Say, go down there, you hot.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like it. Yeaah. Sounds like a word to me, boys. If you get a good crop, them woodies will descend on it like you ain't seen lately.


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[Assistant] Like a blackjack dealer. He just didn't want to pay that time and a half. Lord have mercy. But yea, that's what you're up to.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's going to take a bigger tractor to get this one tractor in the 15 foot bush.


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[Assistant] Cause it's there. It's there. Right now it's there. Until that rice farmer, our neighbor gets over there with his track mister, his track tractor, it's there. It ain't going nowhere. Well I can't believe Phil got his


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[Assistant] I'll try it. I'll say this, if he was on that main levee and had to walk back, that's a long walk.


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[Assistant] You took the concrete to the flag. Okay, that ain't too bad.


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[Assistant] Nope. The poor soul that got our tractor stuck. Too much mud. He had him about a mile and a quarter back to the camp. Well I've done that too. And the problem, you know, the good news is right now the mosquitoes and horse flies aren't bad at all. He got ate alive on the way back. I said well that all taught you a lesson. Don't go playin' in there. He had one job, bush hog the roads.


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[Assistant] Why in the world he went out in that field, I'll never know.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, no, my favorite dog one was the, uh, was Trace before Blue.


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[Assistant] No, it looks good. It's a good sounding car, looks good, feels happy with it, which those of you that don't know, that's almost impossible.


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[Assistant] Sometimes the easiest thing to do is the best answer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I hear them every now and then. They're like raccoons.


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[Assistant] Well. Oh. What'd you say, same thing? I said they're the same snake, but that's fine. Oh, okay. Alright, that works. Well then why do we call them? Chicken or egg, boy? I mean, or rat? Chicken, rat, snake, whatever, same snake.


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[Assistant] And whatever you can afford in that price range. I personally have no allegiance to brand of pickup truck.


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[Assistant] I've driven a GMC my entire adult life, but that's just because one of my really good friends sold him. So, uh, he was a, he's a friend of the family. He made life easy. I could text him what I wanted.


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[Assistant] And if they didn't have it, it'd be there in 72 hours. So if you have somebody like that, do that, but I get the best you can possibly afford. That's not a play on words to say forward. Um, but Ford Chevy, they all make really good trucks now. So, um, Toyota, they all make really good trucks. It's just.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for a half ton pickup truck four wheel drive, it is hard to beat a Chevy or a GMC. If you need a diesel,


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[Assistant] I would suggest looking towards the forwards. Just been my experience with them. But, you know, it's just whatever.


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[Assistant] Ian, wake up in time to watch the sunrise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can do it right there on my patio too. I love watching the world wake up. That's a good thing. Plus it gets you in a good habit.


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[Assistant] Anyway, thank you. We'll be back next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We'll see y'all.


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[Assistant] And a six year old, no, seven year old. What kind of boat were you in? Uh, aluminum boat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we're not sure exactly what it was. Uh, paddle? Oh, oh, oh, manual transmission. Yeah, he's, he's, he's skulling.


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[Assistant] Well we didn't get nothing. Oh man. Hi, we ready? Not great. Not great.


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[Assistant] I looked at him and said, are you having fun? He goes, uhm, not great. Who's that? My son. We literally, I paddled. Okay. And they were fishing. We had a car like Lightning McQueen. We're trying to catch stuff. It was, I was just trying to be a good guy.


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[Assistant] He was just, he was just upset we couldn't catch fish. So then I said, well, you want to do it again next weekend? He goes, uh, maybe I'll go to Papa's house, which is my dad. He was like,


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[Assistant] Well that's what we were on, my pa, I think he figured out, like, his uncle, his, his papa, his friend Willie, all got better pawns. Better pawns than that.


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[Assistant] JD! There's a lot going on beside me.


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[Assistant] Now I lay me down to sleep beside my bed, I'm gonna-


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[Assistant] How cool, how weird is that? Last Easter we didn't go to church.


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[Assistant] That's true. We were stuck watching online and all that. So, I think everybody's fired up to go to church, but like, are you family cooking out?


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[Assistant] That was my vote. There are cool people. Me and Cy both agree, but apparently we went through a list of cool bald people and Ronnie from Perry, Georgia was very upset that we didn't bring up Godwin.


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[Assistant] There's something that's bothering me. Uh, mainly in defense of YouTube, because Google did a study and named the world's sexiest bald man


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[Assistant] It's neither of you. No, that's offensive. But I'm gonna go ahead and say this. Y'all are better looking than the human being that was named the world's sexiest bald man. Who is? Telly Savalas. Nope. Nope.


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[Assistant] I just, a lot of the internet is upset that Prince William was named better looking than The Rock and other people, but I'm, I'm, I'm upset for YouTube because. Oh, tell us about it.


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[Assistant] Y'all got a president, y'all got a queen, y'all got a prince, there's one prince, he's like a hundred years old, and then all of a sudden they're on our TV and I'm supposed to know what's happening and I don't know.


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[Assistant] How many countries are in that country? That's exactly right. It's like Dallas, there's 200 cities in it. That's right, there's 200 cities in Dallas. Dallas and Fort Worth. The FW.


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[Assistant] But there's, but, and then they're like, hey, we're England for soccer, but we're the United Kingdom for swimming.


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[Assistant] If someone from there, and we've got a few emails from there, could just...


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[Assistant] Planet Earth, they did Planet Earth first. Yeah, that's awesome. And I actually like the British narrator more than the American.


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[Assistant] But it's like his grandpa is a prance too. So is he a prance? What's he in charge of? What's the queen in charge of? Why is the wedding such a big deal?


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[Assistant] They drive on the left to keep their sword hand free?


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[Assistant] So get on the right side of the road. But I guess if you're in a shootout, it would actually be easier if you're driving on the left side of the road.


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[Assistant] That's fantastic. We need that a lot in here. Uhm, so Godwin. Yes sir. You weren't here. I'm not here. You weren't here when we had this discussion. We had a lot of heated debate in the comments and in the emails. Are you pro bidet or against bidets?


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[Assistant] Alright, well, we talked about it. I'm 100% for him, side very much against him. You got one? Oh yeaah. In your house?


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[Assistant] Well, it's not, it's like a install on the toilet. It's not like a separate thing.


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[Assistant] Okay, see, so that's what we gotta get into, cause a lot of the emails, they don't know how a bidet works. So you don't just blast yourself with water and then pull your pants out.


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[Assistant] And is the water cold or hot? It depends on how much money you got. My water's cold.


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[Assistant] Okay, see that's, uh, there's a misconception here. You still grab toilet paper, and you know, you dry yourself off.


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[Assistant] And I'm for him. And you'd be surprised how many people are for him. This is just one of them things that we're gonna have to agree to disagree. And speaking of disagreement, we'll move on from bidets, but thank you for all the emails.


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[Assistant] You check with toilet paper to see if you're clear. Alright, people, wait, I don't even know. Alright, so Easter's coming up, so I got you like 9 or 10 whole verses.


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[Assistant] Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the entrance. So she came running to Simon Peter and the other disciple and the one Jesus loved and said, they have taken the Lord out of the tomb and we don't know where they have put him.


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[Assistant] So Peter and the other disciples started for the tomb and they were running.


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[Assistant] But the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. He bent over and looked in at the strips of linen lying there, but did not go in.


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[Assistant] Then Simon Peter came along behind him and went straight into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there as well as the cloth that had been wrapped around Jesus's head. The cloth was still lying in its place separate from the linen. Finally, the other disciple who had reached the tomb first also went inside. He saw and believed.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back here for another Tuesday episode on the Duck Call Room Podcast. Look, if you're checking us out on YouTube, make sure you hit that like and subscribe on there.


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[Assistant] Check us out at youtube.com slash duck call room. If you're listening to us on a podcast app, make sure you head on over to our YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] Give us a watch, give us a like, give us a follow. That again is youtube.com slash duck call room. And, uh, if you are on podcast app, leave us a rating, review, all that good stuff. Let us know in the comments what you want to see more of all that kind of good stuff.


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[Assistant] And without further ado, we're gonna get into the week. Stone, what you got going there?


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[Assistant] I got a question though. Get over to a mic and I'm gonna ask you a question.


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[Assistant] For those of you that may be listening, Sy just walked in with a giant knife and a...


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[Assistant] For some reason he's carrying a 45, but he's loaded with 22 bullets, so I don't- Did you get confused? Hey, nah.


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[Assistant] Always be prepared boys. Always be prepared. I noticed another thing about that holster. He's got that...


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[Assistant] God, look, watch him down. He's slamming big giant blades on the counter. I noticed you got that holster tied to your leg too. That thing. Oh yeaah. You toting some weight son.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, Johnny D, you're about to have a headache. Nah, I'm in trouble today.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm glad you could join us. Look, a couple of weeks ago we had a, uh, a fan episode that went really well and the people just really started sending even more and more things and questions. So,


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[Assistant] Guess what we're gonna do? We're gonna run back another fan episode. Before we get started in this one, I- Fans!


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[Assistant] I want to take a minute to say thank you to a few of our friends. Bernard, my man, Bernard.


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[Assistant] Clutch. Look, I don't ever look at the camera, but I'm looking dead at it. Clutch. Jackhammer. Chatterbaits. These babies are $17 a pop. They sent me two. Sent Goblin two.


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[Assistant] He sent you one. No, no, I just wanted to look at it. No, Hammer. You said it. No, Hammer. No, Hammer, you said it right there. Look, there it is.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'll die for a chatterbait. I'll die for a chatterbait. So Bernard, thank you.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it had his name on it, so I felt obligated, but they're in my office, you do with them what you will. Look, uh, Peyton sent us the best, the best egg, right, the best, our man Peyton, but he also sent us two tea glasses.


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[Assistant] And it's got some, it's got like a big smudge on it or something. It's got a big ugly spot on it. What is that?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but look, you look kinda like you constipated or something.


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[Assistant] I tried to sneeze into the trash can over there, but I'm going back. But Peyton.


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[Assistant] We are going to sign these for you at the end of this side. He wants you to sign one and he wants the rest of us goofballs to sign the other. So we'll sign them. Uh, Peyton, thank you for the Reese's eggs for the another side. There's another gallon of Mr and Mrs. T's in the refrigerator for you. So take it home.


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[Assistant] You know, but for all y'all that take the time to send us stuff, thank you guys. Um, there's a lot of stuff. Johnny D's got one. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] You know where the Ryan is? Germany. Hey. Germany. There you go. You've been to Germany. Go JD! Look at me. Golly. I like you. I'll put that up right with my head.


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[Assistant] Should we go through this and say I really jumped the gun? Yeah, we can, but I was going to make one comment that JD's already been cut. I mean, we've, we've, we've had that episode. Not that kind of cut.


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[Assistant] I'll wear it. If Martin won't wear the blouse. Wear it JD. I'm not wearing it. Wear it proudly. Ain't happening. I don't know why. Wear it proudly. Everybody's been asking so guys we were more than happy to oblige. We've got y'all some cool little fun t-shirts and as this


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[Assistant] That's 8 hours a day, son. That's true. That's bad. So yea, Oladi, she, she, no peanuts. Oh, but no allergies run in your family. Cause you're allergic to cashews. Yea, and that makes me sad too. Ah, cashews. Cashews are good.


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[Assistant] Nah, I mean, he, Cy ain't ever stayed awake for eight straight hours. Maybe ever. I don't know.


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[Assistant] We've already been through this. We've done been through this, okay. That's exactly right. So look, well the problem with Jase is he says he's a, he says he's a dad gum, you know, like four handicapped, but he don't ever put anything out. Well, I'm a four handicapped too if everything inside five feet is picked up. I mean.


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[Assistant] I want to take a minute to talk about our friends at We The People Holsters. If you're looking for some awesome holsters or other gun accessories, you have to check out We The People Holsters. They start at just $40. They're custom molded to fit your exact firearm for a quick, smooth draw. So that's just like you're back in the old west.


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[Assistant] They have thousands of options to choose from, including an amazing selection of printing holsters, and they even got some of our boys over at Realtree on them. So if you want camouflage, you need a holster to tote your weapon out in the woods, your sidearm, cause if you like side, you hate snakes, and you want to carry a 22 with some rat shot, they got it for you. They're proprietary.


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[Assistant] What are you, yo, look, hey, use it for whatever, hey, you are one of the people and you have a God given right to tote it for whatever you want to. So their proprietary clip design allows you to easily adjust both the cant and ride of your holster so it's comfortable and secure at all times. Kind of like Tommy John.


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[Assistant] Well go to wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck and while you're there check out their line of premium printed hoodies, long sleeve shirts, and their new EDC tactical gun belt which comes paired with a patented Cobra buckle.


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[Assistant] Every holster and gun belt come with a lifetime guarantee. If it's not a perfect fit, just send it back for a full replunt. So go check out wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck. Get an additional $10 off with the offer code duck. That's wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Well there's a new game I want you to play that will involve your weapons. It's called Warzone.


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[Assistant] Good work, Leo. Hey, we may go get her and bring her back, but right after this, let's take our next break.


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[Assistant] We'll go ahead and get started before he gets back. So, Sy, you know, we was telling you about Leah and everything. Well, look.


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[Assistant] That's pretty cool, ain't it? That there's young women out there blowing duck calls and all that kind of stuff. I mean, when you stop and look at that, you're like...


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[Assistant] Well, that's why we do what we do, you know, for making positive influence. This, this girl gets one hour a day.


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[Assistant] And she chooses to watch us. You know, every now and then you get to make a positive influence on people. So, you know, I, I think the best way to see if you've made a positive influence is really just to look beside you. Right now, like beside you.


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[Assistant] So for our second ever guest in the duck call room, we have Leah, whose family ran into some unfortunate circumstances that led her to being right here and


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[Assistant] Ended up in the duck call room yesterday with Jay and Goblin, and Leah, we heard you could boil a duck call pretty good, is that right?


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[Assistant] So Leah, now that you're in here, look, you're all the way from Delaware.


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[Assistant] You've watched all the Duck Commander stuff, I'm assuming. Duck Commander, Duck Dynasty, all that kind of good stuff. What is your favorite episode you've watched of all of our stuff?


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[Assistant] Well, you have killed something that I have not killed. I have not killed a true blue certified black duck. Uh, we don't get many of those down here. Y'all get...


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[Assistant] Y'all get quite a few of them over there in Delaware, but we, we just don't get them here. So that's, that's pretty dead gum awesome. Now the real question, did you, did you eat them?


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[Assistant] To kill them or die trying one of the two. They'll, they'll do one of the two.


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[Assistant] It is awesome. Look, Leah, we appreciate you stopping by joining us chewing the cud with Uncle Si.


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[Assistant] You got one last, if you, you say, tell Si, one thing, anything you want to, now's your time. What you got for Uncle Si?


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[Assistant] Happy birthday. Yeah, you don't get to see many 11 year old, uh, young females that can handle a duck call. She kill her a few. There ain't no doubt she can. She good enough to kill a few.


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[Assistant] So. And she can call them in to kill them. That's what I'm talking about. So she just left here with a bunch of duck calls and a box of shells. We send her on her way. Next November, she gonna be doing all right.


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[Assistant] What shotgun? For me, personally, Benelli.


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[Assistant] M3, well I call it the M3, I think it's actually called the SBE320 gate.


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[Assistant] So they just released this thing. We got to shoot them at the end of last season. That baby is fine as wine.


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[Assistant] Look, I've, I've been, we've been with Benelli for a long time now. A long, long time. And I've been thinking, like, how do they make this thing better?


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[Assistant] Then what they had and somehow they keep doing it. So, uh, you know, hats off to them. But yeah, I mean, I prefer 20 gauge for hunting how we hunt, uh, getting ducks in close, getting them in right, you know, less than 15, 20 yards.


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[Assistant] It's more than enough gun to do what you need to do, especially when you put a kick's choke in and you shoot the heavy shot out of it. Like there's.


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[Assistant] There's very little that you'd need a 12 gauge for. If you're hunting wide open spaces, if you're hunting fields, big water, stuff like that where you may have a few cripples because after your first shot they get out to 50 pretty quick, then take you a 12 gauge. Uh, I, I, I have no problem with people doing that and I get the reasoning behind it.


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[Assistant] Uh, when you do what we do, 20 is more than enough to get the job done, day in and day out. So uhm, you know, there you go. There you go, Philip. That's a great answer.


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[Assistant] At least your kids, at least your kids don't have a haircut that you could hit a three iron off of. Cause I guarantee you on top of size head, you'd have drawn a nice tight lie from the fairway back in them days. So that thing was a tight.


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[Assistant] Did we confirm or deny that Si is not his crazy uncle?


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[Assistant] Lisa was upset with us. Well, Lisa needs to realize the reason everybody calls it Dallas is cause that TV show. If they'd have named the TV show Fort Worth, guess what? The whole state would be Fort Worth. Lisa, it ain't our fault. We're sorry.


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[Assistant] I can say this too. If Fort Worth was the deal...


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[Assistant] Unless you catch a black crappie, and he's called a speck.


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[Assistant] All them old timers fishing shinny lakes, they catching specks. That's right. Cause he got dots all over it.


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[Assistant] I just call em, I call em crappies cause the old men on the lake up there call em crappies. What do you call em?


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[Assistant] Jinky pan? Yep. Yeah. Red ears, shell crackers, shell crackers, red ears, jinky pan. Yeah. I don't know how they got hung with the name jinky pan, but.


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[Assistant] That would be, that'd be an interesting one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, mine just comes from an old man, an old man at Darbon Lake I used to fish by and we had fun cause he always caught them crappies. We always caught them white perched. Oh yea, growing up I did too.


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[Assistant] Of course he did, and we went fishing. So Cy dumped him some 50 on him legs as soon as we leave the dock.


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[Assistant] We were out there for about nine hours. He never put it back on.


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[Assistant] All Si did was sleep all day and then we'd be out all day fishing and carrying on what not and we'd come back in and go to sleep. Well, Si was, you and Si was just getting the domino game kicked off. Y'all just slamming dominoes all night and we down there trying to sleep. That's good.


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[Assistant] They are pretty. Especially them. It's in that dark tannic water. They got that kind of yellow gold too. Oh, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] Amen. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be right back. We're gonna give you a Bible verse and we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] But you had to use stuff that, I mean, was known for that. I mean, it's kind of weird. Like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Folks, that's been this week on the Duck Call Room. Appreciate y'all tuning in. Leah, thank you so much for stopping by. That was awesome. It's not often.


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[Assistant] Boy, that's some high polluting stuff in there.


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[Assistant] Uh, for Duck Dynasty, it would probably be...


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[Assistant] Were you guys protested, uh, when Willie made you wear the uniform?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uhm, I've been twice.


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[Assistant] The second time I got three ducks, uh, two mallards and a black duck.


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[Assistant] Well, we were driving down to a hotel and, uh, a pit bull ran in front of our car and, uh, busted some wires and, uh, we went to Gap, the mechanic place and,


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[Assistant] Uh, they said they're, they know Duck Commander, uhm.


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[Assistant] So see, Duck Commander, uh, just a tour. I didn't think I was gonna be here on a podcast.


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[Assistant] And so I'm currently in the process of purchasing a lawnmower from a friend who had a lawnmower business. He's moving on from that. So I got a smoking deal on me.


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[Assistant] I had some cash in my pocket. Okay, you had some cash. So I look at my wallet and $1250 is just gone. Everything else, correct.


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[Assistant] So I have three kids, a seven, he just turned seven like last week, uh, little boy that's about to turn five and a two year old girl, and my oldest son, he's been really into money since his birthday, like he got like


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[Assistant] He's got like 60 bucks to go to Target, but he's been collecting change every time he's in the car from the cup holders. He's got a money jar, it counts it.


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[Assistant] Nine dollars and twenty cents in there. In just spare change.


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[Assistant] So I'm like, maybe did he get my wallet and take it out? Cause I just have no idea. Like, and then I'm like, did somebody get my truck and just steal my cash? Cause at this point I'm like, now I'm not gonna have a lawnmower. So I'm sad.


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[Assistant] And so my, but my wife is having a Bible study when I realized this at our house and our, our producer Cole, his wife's there and he's sitting over there. And so I'm like, I can't just go barging in my house right now, looking for money and be like, Oh, sorry, losing thousand dollars all the time. Let me find this thing. I'm like, I'm, I'm panicked. So I'm just having to sit here and think.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, oh wait, my kids are at home, cause it's spring break, so I FaceTime their iPad, and I'm like, please answer, and they don't answer. Try again, and he answers. I'm like, hey buddy, and Martin hears this. I'm like, hey.


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[Assistant] In daddy's wallet. He goes, uh, maybe Lottie did. I'll see you later, dad, bye. And so at that point, I'm like alright, I think, I think I know what happened.


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[Assistant] So his name's Carter and he said, yeah, Lottie probably did something with it. So then, and my middle son's name's Ben. So I'm, I'm driving home and I call my wife. I'm like, Hey,


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[Assistant] I'm missing all this money. She goes, now she's mad at me for being irresponsible. I'm like, this is not my fault. I said, will you look for it while I'm on my way home? I'm flying. And she's like, no, I mean, she goes, well, Lottie probably put it in the show. Our daughter has been really into throwing trash away lately. She'll finish them. She's like, maybe it's in the trash can.


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[Assistant] It's trash day. I said, go out there. She goes, that's your problem. I said, if I lose the money, it's our problem. So she goes out to the trash can, gets the trash from that day, brings it back. So then I get home. I charge in the house and both boys are sitting there. I say, Ben, Carter, look at me. I said, look at me.


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[Assistant] Carter goes, uh, I think Lottie did. So, uh, Jen, I'm just honed in. I'm like, alright, you little lying sucker. I said, uh, you ain't gonna get past this one. I said, oh yeah? Where did Lottie put it? Do you know? He goes, uh!


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe under, uh, maybe under my money jar. And I'm like...


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[Assistant] So I said, and by the way, she's too, she can't reach that. So then I take him upstairs. I'm like, you show me where it is. And I go look and I got a money jar. There's $9 in it, but there's $1250.


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[Assistant] Underneath it. I have a video of the discovery of said money. Oh yea, I said it to Martin. Then I'm laughing. But then I'm like, well my son's stealing in line, so this is like, he honestly probably thought it was six dollars. He didn't know how much money he had stolen.


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[Assistant] I was like, this kid's gonna die on this hill, isn't he? I'm gonna have to tell, and then I said, last chance, buddy. I said, look at me in the eyes and tell me. And I said, you better not lie. I said, who?


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[Assistant] Then he lied to me again. I told you that story too, huh? So then we're pulling up to church. It was a whole fiasco last night with this boy. We're pulling up to church and he unbuckles his seatbelt.


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[Assistant] in the road, like the major road before we pull in, I said, did you unbuckle your seatbelt? He goes, no. So then I pull in the church. Lottie did it. No, no, this one, this one get a better. So I pull in the church and just slam on the brakes. Brake check him. Hey, you ain't wearing your seatbelt, you're coming in the front seat with me.


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[Assistant] So he says, nah, it's still buckled. Well, he came flying out. So I said, who unbuckled your seatbelt? Did you, why would you unbuckle it? He goes, I didn't do it. I said, who did it? He said, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a ghost.


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[Assistant] So I said, I just, I'm in the middle of like the street slash parking lot. I get out of the car and grab him. I'm like, we're going to stop. And I, the problem was, I was like, I'm about to just whoop this kid in the oblivion and then send them off to Bible class.


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[Assistant] So I just got him and gave him a real good talk and then he went to Bible class, learned about Jonah running from the Lord, so hopefully that helped. And then we had a real good talk last night, so.


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[Assistant] I think we might have broken the line, but hey, it was a, it was a day of parenting yesterday. And hey, good news.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've ever got a switch. What? I only got belts.


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[Assistant] My dad. Oh, you was lucky. I guess so. A belt, a belt's wide. Yeaah. See, but I was- Them wraparounds, he's so much, they ain't wide. Yeaah. I was dumb as a kid too, cause my dad, I, my dad would say, go get a belt, meet me in your room.


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[Assistant] So I'd have to go to my dad's closet. Get a belt. And get a belt. And I always picked out the one with the smallest buckle. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] You know what I use? Wooden spoons from the kitchen. Go get a wooden spoon. Why do parents make them go get it? I just do it because my dad made it. Because it's a walk of shame. Time to think about it.


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[Assistant] I got one questionable one, but I deserve plenty more than I got. Oh no, no, no, not him.


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[Assistant] I don't want to do this. And then, but, but Carter, he a lot like me, like once you do it, he'll snuggle up to you and love on you. But it's, it is tough, man. You don't like doing it, but you know, you got to, you got to discipline your children. Otherwise, that's for real.


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[Assistant] Down there in Houston. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So she's, it's in the church parking lot. She's just wearing me out. And she did the whole, I told you not to do that. You embarrassed me in front of the church. And I'm just, I just start giggling. I'm like, and my sister starts laughing cause she can tell it doesn't hurt.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. So you know, you say your prayers on the way home. You get ready. You're prepared for judgment day. It's coming. And then you get home. Dad says, get a belt from my closet in your room. And I'm like, here we go again. And he, well, he got me good that time.


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[Assistant] It's a whole family party. Everybody's having fun. Some, some certain kids were warned to stay away from the swimming pool. You might fall in and it's gonna be really cold.


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[Assistant] And then I got out of that water and I realized, I have to go tell my parents that I'm soaking wet.


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[Assistant] I'd like to hear some sigh punishments.


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[Assistant] And he used to, he used to- Is he still alive? No, he's not, but he, uh, he, uh, whenever my dad would wash his car after he got back from Vietnam, he would take a white glove. And if there was any dirt anywhere, they had to redo it and then get whooped.


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[Assistant] Becca, who sent all the stuff last time. She just emailed us again, making sure. She's from the great state of West Virginia and she also, oh, the Bloody Mary mix.


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[Assistant] And I said, I responded, I said, Kelly, thanks so much. Pretty sure Sy drank all of them already.


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[Assistant] And she said, well, let Si know, like, that's okay, but that maybe half a case a week might be a little too much. Si gets all that.


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[Assistant] Alright, next question. Mainly we got a lot of questions for Sy today. I'm going to try and roll through a couple. Let's go Sy. So Dina has a 9 year old son named Levi and Levi wants to know if Sweet Pea the cat is a lot like Garfield and how much does he weigh?


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[Assistant] He's gonna die. Alright, next question's from Leo, and I do have to say, every time like you don't see somebody from the show, doesn't mean that they've passed away.


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[Assistant] Just because we haven't seen Mountain Man in a minute doesn't mean he's dead. So they ask, is Mountain Man still alive? And we get all sorts of emails asking for Mountain Man to come on our show. Mountain Man's got his own show.


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[Assistant] Alright, and then Nathan sent like a question for every single one of us. Alright. And, uh, I really gotta...


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[Assistant] Hammer on this one. Sa- it's been documented that you didn't wear clothes as a kid?


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[Assistant] Canceled, he's out. Uh, Nathan also asked, Godwin, you've been in rodeos, races, what trophy are you most proud of?


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[Assistant] Trophy? Trophy? Did you win any bull riding trophies? Racing trophies? I won rodeo. What's your favorite trophy you've ever won? From anything?


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[Assistant] Fishing? You've won a few things in your day. What's your favorite win?


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[Assistant] Oh boy, here we go. Uhm, all these other guys paid their dues. This is, this one's gonna get hot and heavy quick. They're gonna be mad at me. What dues have you paid? None. He ain't paid nothing. Not nothing. Here's the deal. He ain't paid nothing. I came around at a little bit different of a time. Yea. We weren't all down at filling K's.


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[Assistant] Everybody's initiation once you were kinda in at Duck Commander was we got a shot show every year.


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[Assistant] And your first year, you were the guy that had to drive, right?


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[Assistant] Unless the Lord builds the house, the builder labors in vain. Unless the Lord watches over the city, the guard stands watch in vain. Skip down a little ways. Children are a heritage from the Lord, offspring a reward from him.


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[Assistant] Uh, this whole chapter is kind of about, you know, what we talked about. Kids.


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[Assistant] Building it on the Lord, uh, your children are a heritage from the Lord, so raise them, uh, up, and build your house on the Lord, and you will be blessed. There's many verses about that.


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[Assistant] That's another one, but Psalms 127. Go check it out. Read it. Uh, you will be blessed and bless all of you parents out there just fighting through it. We can't wait to see a Tuesday.


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[Assistant] Still hung up on the party, son. Well you can tell, you wore your bow in, your glasses. Oh yea, hey. Hey, you had a pretty good little run there. Oh. Christmas, New Years, all of it. Oh yea. Yep, I did.


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[Assistant] That's my favorite part about Si. He's, I don't even know how old you are, but you get the same stuff as my kids. And I would want that for Christmas too.


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[Assistant] I knew that one was true though because I shared an office with Gimber and the next morning everybody was freaking out. Like, Si was 30 feet in the air in a monster truck at 65 years of age and he's the biggest thing in America right now.


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[Assistant] So I think the rest of us in here don't want you to do that.


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[Assistant] I just got docked. Did you? Cause of Christmas gifts and I didn't know that that could happen. Yeaah. Cause I just put it on like a small credit card and the score master said hey bro, go fix this. See? And they fixed it.


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[Assistant] You know all these car stories, you know what one makes me think of, besides car stories, and trucks, and tires being changed.


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[Assistant] And I've got photos upon photos upon photos and videos. There was one video of a guy who claimed it was a Black Panther just running across his driveway, which was a little weird. Thank you, Jared Bell.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah, uh, people agree with me and Cy, uh, Martin, that Black Panthers are real, and I got...


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[Assistant] I did have the exact same picture sent to me by three people, uh, of different states, and said this was on trail cam in North Carolina.


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[Assistant] I'll work with you. It works good. So this Noah Pinealt, mmm, might have butchered your name there for him. He did a lot of research, like studied, and found, I don't even think that's him in the photo.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he, he came through with some scientific evidence and I think the big thing is it's just another type of black cat and these highfalutin biology majors are mad at us for not getting the


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[Assistant] Really tough names today. He saw one broad daylight and just so we're clear, he's not crazy, he put it in the email. Oh, that's fantastic.


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[Assistant] Your emergency hall and votes helpline. Listen! Do you hear one on one? Please press one. Do you hear it girl? I said they won't hear it!


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[Assistant] We have royal wounds, you and I. The child bed is our battlefield. We must learn to face it with a stiff lip. Now take a bath, you stink of dragon.


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[Assistant] Slap him one more time, Allison. I'm not for that, but slap him one more time. Oh, that guy, wow. The worst. So glad he's gay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, gonna be harder for him to go to his child fight club now, in secret. God, this whole, wow, there's a lot.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the official Game of Thrones podcast, House of the Dragon. I'm Jason Concepcion, host of the podcast X-Ray Vision from Crooked Media.


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[Assistant] Very, very excited. TLDR. Egon is bad.


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[Assistant] This episode is the opening moves, right? The opening moves to grab the throne. Initial reactions. What's your first reaction on this app? The penultimate episode of season one.


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[Assistant] I absolutely feel the same way. And it is a fully empowered and vigorous Alicent Hightower. It is a sight to see. And hopefully it's not too late.


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[Assistant] News of Viserys' death begins to spread.


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[Assistant] Two teams fan out across the city to find him. One working for Otto, the other working for Allison.


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[Assistant] Team Queen manages to nab the prince, and at a very, very gross and troubling meeting with Laris, Miss Aria's spy network is laid bare.


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[Assistant] Now in control, Alicent moves to have Aegon crowned quickly with lots of witnesses, after which she wants the new king to offer realistic terms to Rhaenyra so that they can avoid war. At the hastily organized ceremony at the dragon pit,


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[Assistant] It's going smoothly until all of a sudden Princess Rainies who escaped the Red Keep


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[Assistant] When Alicent makes her pitch earlier in the episode, when she's being held prisoner in the Red Keep,


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[Assistant] Ranee says, it's a good pitch, you're smart, but what about you? What if you took it? And she seemed much more invigorated by that potentiality. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] I think while it seems as if Rhaenys has declared which side she's on, I think it's, there's still a lot of wiggle room there. What do you think?


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[Assistant] Thinking back on Rayneese's comment that Alicent doesn't want to free herself from her prison, I'm paraphrasing now. She wants to just build a window into it. I was struck by as Alicent flexed her authority in certain conversations, notably with her son in that carriage ride with Otto.


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[Assistant] With Laris even, and even in the small council scene to open the episode, that every time she did so, the men she was speaking to immediately shifted it to some other more womanly in their minds context that they are more comfortable with. She's grabbed Eggon, right? Her team has seized Eggon. She's now telling her


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[Assistant] And it's the same thing with Egon in the carriage ride. She's telling him, listen, here's what you have to do. You don't understand the work that has gone into this today. People have died. And then he's just like, mommy, do you like me? Do you want me to be? It's like, oh my god.


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[Assistant] It's notable to me that both Reynice and Messaria in different ways are proposing something truly revolutionary and radical.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Masari is flat out saying people power, power flows from the people, you need to take that into account, and I want a complete upending of the power structure in King's Landing.


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[Assistant] And Renise is saying, hey, what about you? You seize power. I back you. It's a women's alliance.


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe there's a role for Raniera here, like, and we run the entire thing that, you know, that was maybe left unsaid, but really proposing something revolutionary, and Allison just, you know, these are her opening moves, this is the first time she's made moves like this, really, and she, as you said,


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[Assistant] The structure of this world is so internalizing her that she can only barely begin to grasp the potential here if she wanted to take power in this moment.


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[Assistant] Aegon doesn't want it, and I think Aemond is kind of the one, if in an alternate universe where Alicent says, I'm seizing it, with the backing of Renise and potentially Rhaenyra. I think that one Rhaenyra is an issue that would need to be grappled with, co-rule, like how would that work? But in terms of her family, I think Aegon would be happy to just go away.


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[Assistant] Eamond would be the one to worry about because he'd be like, wait a second. I actually have been studying for this my whole life. I'm qualified for this. I'm qualified. And he's right. And then I don't see any, you know, version of that alternate reality that doesn't include Otto in a deep, dark dungeon somewhere. Forever.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about that for a second because man, Otto reaches for that like a gold nugget in the stream.


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[Assistant] And Lyman Beesbury is 100% right, so let me get this straight. The king, for decades, has steadfastly refused, refused to put aside his daughter, his picked heir Rhaenyra. Yep.


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[Assistant] You at least must admit that while they are right, that the realm certainly was not happy to support Raniera, perhaps, that this is treachery, this is treason. Yes.


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[Assistant] It's a good question. I think she really believes that is what her husband meant. Are there numerous eggons in the history of the Targaryen family?


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[Assistant] You know, Lyman Beesbury made a strong point before his head was jammed down onto his little ball there. Everybody swore!


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[Assistant] If the entire structure of the realm depends on people keeping their word, there's no contracts in this world.


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[Assistant] Then we did say it, right? It doesn't matter if some of the lords have died since then. Like, you kinda have to, don't we have to kinda keep that? Not to mention, there's no way Renearit says, oh, the king changed his mind? Okay, good. And the people that support, yeah, that's not gonna work.


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[Assistant] It is interesting too to watch Sir Harold. What did you make of Sir Harold's...


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[Assistant] Decision to throw off his cloak and clearly a decision that he was grappling with throughout this entire meeting.


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[Assistant] I think he's nominally under her control, but to your point, right, the fact that he


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[Assistant] Yeah, and now as Lord Commander, we would assume right after this in the days to come as Alicent, you know, decreed to Otto, as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, you've got to think,


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[Assistant] I do think that Cole is in love with Alicent. It does seem that his devotion is, yeaah. Or at least thinks about her as, you know, the perfect human being, the perfect woman, the most chaste and honorable and noble and woman who is worthy of his loyalty and who


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[Assistant] I mean, Sir Harold is like, stand down, I'm your Lord Commander and he's like,


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[Assistant] Lord Casswell got strung up for trying to password.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure how many people picked up on this, but when Talia, the handmaiden, Allison's handmaiden who is in the pay of Messaria, finds out,


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[Assistant] She then tells the queen things begin to, you know, swing into motion. And then we see Talia lighting the candles in a very specific way, and then we see that from one surmises the vantage point of where of a Messaria HQ is.


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[Assistant] Giving us an idea about how Talia has been signaling and communicating with her paymaster, Messaria the White Worm.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. You know, we're so used to seeing the throne room and these other areas and the red keep in the midst of the business day.


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[Assistant] Listen, we always understood that Otto was a ruthless fellow.


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[Assistant] First of all, Alison's being dumbstruck at realizing


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[Assistant] But when Otto is basically like, hey, Sir Harold, take a few picked guys, go to Dragonstone and kill everyone, that was a bone-chilling moment when you realized what he is about and what these names that he is collecting, the fate that they are going to meet.


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[Assistant] It feels like a real missed opportunity for Messaria here because I can't help but morally support her crusade. Let's end systemic child abuse in the capital. That seems like a very worthy thing to do. Pretty legit. But, uh, the concept of collateral I think has never...


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[Assistant] Without any kind of assurance that Otto is gonna follow through because when she says, uh, you know, power flows from the people, um, paraphrasing now again, he laughs in her face.


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[Assistant] And says, oh yeaah, no no no no, I will remember that it was you who sees the prince and then handed him back. Don't worry, I'll remember. You know, that felt like, okay, wait wait, deal's off, I'm not giving him back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess give me the younger of Egon and Helena's kids as collateral. I promise I'll raise them in safety and security, unlike the things that go on in the Capitol. You know, usually in this world, you know, that's what, that's the way they do it, is you take some sort of hostage.


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[Assistant] I found it fascinating to kind of like, try and unpack which side. First of all, who is who?


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[Assistant] And I have to, you know, give props to Otto for


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[Assistant] Or some other Targaryen bastard. That was horrendous.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, it's horrible. And I think also, you know, as we start counting dragons now, we've gotten to the point, clearly Alicent is thinking about it and Otto is thinking about it.


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[Assistant] Who has the dragons? Who has the most? There's also the issue of who's going to ride them. Because, you know, we've established, and it's, at least in this world, the hypothesis is, you have to have Targaryen blood somehow to ride them.


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[Assistant] So I wonder if these bastards, which we now know are out there, are gonna come into play at some point.


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[Assistant] Please, this guy is the worst. Absolutely. Absolutely. But you know, I can't imagine a world in which he is competent and emerges from what is to happen in an unscathed way. This guy is a mess.


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[Assistant] It is, I think, clearly a quite astute analysis of the current political climate in Westeros and maybe the current political climate in Westeros all the time, not just in this era. I also think that it could refer to something that will happen. I'll just say that. Dun dun dun.


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[Assistant] Gosh, what makes Laris tick? Nobody knows. Historians will be debating what motivates Lord Laris Strong for generation. Well, folks, we have an answer. And it's, it's icky. It's not good.


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[Assistant] How do you even broach this with the queen who could have your head off at any time? I find myself wondering, one, how that happens, and two, you know, it's clear, listen, again, don't want to kink shame, you know, any successful relationship