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[Assistant] And that lady's just looking at him and she says, sir, we make even better shotguns. And Phil was speechless.


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[Assistant] We'll never, we'll never be with these guys again. And then here we are. And here we are, however many years later, 15 years later.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that is, that is vintage feel. So if y'all ever wonder what it's like having that guy's the face of your company and you need him to do something, there you go.


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[Assistant] There you go. All you people are like, Oh, you got the best job ever. Yeah. Try censoring that. Like, I mean, and try scripting this man. Cause it ain't gonna work. You never know what he's going to do. Like I gave him like five talking points. He didn't mention any of them. He mentioned meatballs. And then he'll just do this. Then he'll just walk off. Then he's gone.


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[Assistant] This was in like June. Phil put face paint on for this. Like he was over there producing this, like.


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[Assistant] I mean, this was in June. Look how green it is. Like, we're talking about, this is middle of summer. Like, who was the bastard?


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[Assistant] Show and tell. Show and tell, right in the instep.


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[Assistant] The reason is it's original. It's your pillow. That's right.


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[Assistant] That he made, of course, but that's still legit. That he was on a pillow with an American flag. Big time. I mean, that's big time. Got one at my house. We've talked about the MyPillow stuff for so long, and when I say stuff, I say stuff because they cover everything.


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[Assistant] Everything is on sale. The brand new kitchen towels that have the same technology as the bath towels.


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[Assistant] Dog beds, blankets, couch pillows, and so much more. My goodness. The sheets, slippers, robes, whatever you want.


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[Assistant] They're great. They got it all. Yeah. You want to drive off, they got town. That's it. And it works great.


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[Assistant] We shoulda took, Sy, we shoulda took in Jersey Joe, Jersey Joe, someone in Mallard.


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[Assistant] He would cook them or they'd be edible and good. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You think how many meatballs we could have made.


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[Assistant] That's pretty good. Well, you say that. Look at there. Look at that old man. Boy, howdy.


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[Assistant] In six sales? No, he shot a full box in my 28 days.


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[Assistant] Not about shooting at that. Look, we sitting there, and Clay, like, we had had a good morning, and he's, you know, I was hunting with Sy. I'd say so. And Clay's dad, who are both 77. So we're letting old men have some fun, you know, do their thing.


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[Assistant] And we're down, Clay's like, alright at 9.30, cause we had basically all but two ducks. We needed one off duck, one mylar. 9.30, we're outta here. 9.28.


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[Assistant] I got four mileage on a string. I'm like, okay, we'll just finish our match. No problem.


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[Assistant] And a deck gum Woody comes through the decoys at about Mach 10, a side just raises up, goes rogue and misses.


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[Assistant] And I'm looking at them four mileage that are just, I mean, just about they're coming through the trees at this point. And I'm like, boy, this bad deal.


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[Assistant] We're about to kill us another green head. We'll just go on to the house and Si goes rogue. And I'm like, I said, what are you shooting at? And he said, you didn't see that Woody? I said, no.


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[Assistant] So I'm like, that's 928. I'm like, what's up? We're going to leave here two ducks shy. And I was kind of bummed cause you know, taking side, whatever. And then like, I take one step to go get the decoys and I look up and I'm like.


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[Assistant] I looked down and it was 9.30. I said, ooh, there's six milers and a pintail drink. I said.


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[Assistant] Okay, we got a chance. I told Clay, I said, we're going to work them and then we'll leave. He said, yeaah, no problem.


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[Assistant] So we got them in there. They come down in the decoys and there's just this big beautiful bull sprig. You can see them over there in front of Si.


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[Assistant] Just hovering in the decoys and he's flying toward me and he's flying right outside, but.


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[Assistant] Sy's got his gun above him at the mileage and I'm like, shoot the sprig, shoot the sprig.


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[Assistant] Because I got our cameraman, Jared, right here beside me and I'm just watching him track the bull spread. And he's coming toward me the whole time.


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[Assistant] Game set match, 9.31 we got out of there, but it was fun. Full limits. Man, we laughed.


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[Assistant] I ain't ever laughed that much on a duck hunt in a long time. Side miss three times and just say, what an owner. And he's just laughing at himself. He didn't care. He just putting more shells in the gun.


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[Assistant] Wasn't on him. And I said, well, wasn't on him again. Aside, all the men I know miss a duck three times, not even get mad about it.


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[Assistant] He just can't see the ducks anymore so he'll, he'll blow when the ducks are like right over the hole and I'm like.


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[Assistant] I asked him, I said, when did we just start blowing when they're right on the hole? When did we change what we do? Like, when did that become a thing?


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[Assistant] I cut him, I cut him one of our original reachers down pretty good for him. I mean, it sounds really good on him. Now when I blow it, it sounds like.


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[Assistant] Si got it on the end of it and we were hunting a spot where they didn't want to be.


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[Assistant] I never dreamed in my, I look inside whatever, he was sitting on the four wheeler, I was getting stuff out of blind. I said, you know, I never dreamed I'd see the day where I'm toting an oxygen tank and a tea jug out of the duck blind.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we had some shoves, some wedging. You took a good picture. It looks like he just killed a hundred.


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[Assistant] We making little ducks, man. Of course you didn't brown one. The first group of mallards in the morning was three of them. You see her right there. Right dead center. I put her right there. Just, just at a spike.


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[Assistant] I wanted her right in the middle. Three mileers, first three mileers of the morning come in. I said, all right, kill them two Drake.


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[Assistant] Now she was the closest and she was coming, right? Yeah. I was like, but I said, shoot the two Drakes. I thought he knew that I wasn't going to shoot. So don't shoot the one, shoot the one on my end. I ain't shooting.


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[Assistant] But he raised up, just poleaxed that hen. I said, oh no.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the email address. Uh, Johnny D, what's in there?


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[Assistant] He's been everywhere by now. No, that one I haven't seen before. No, I'm saying, but after that one first got posted, now he's been everywhere.


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[Assistant] But see, if you get on there now, and look, he's been in.


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[Assistant] After your batter, you gotta laugh at it. Cause like if you sneeze and ruin your drawers, that's funny.


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[Assistant] Well you'd think if they were at Stalin's house, they'd at least know who you were.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it does. It does. Yeaah. Well, yeaah. Gadwall Drake.


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[Assistant] It's a lot like a goose call. So if you can blow a goose call, you can blow a wood duck call. If you can blow a short reed goose call, you can blow a wood duck call pretty easy.


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[Assistant] And apparently fantastic to make a meatball out of.


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[Assistant] That wasn't delicious. I'm here to tell you, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm hoping that there are some left when we get over.


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[Assistant] What ducks? I would imagine since he won't talk about calling, he wants to blow a mallard call. And if you're not gonna go, if you're not gonna go with a duck commander.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of us in the world, the first duck call was a Heydell's DR-85.


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[Assistant] There's a reason there's probably more of them been sold than any other duck call. It's cause it's very easy to get a good ducky sound out of. So if you're not going to support us, which is fine, support my buddy Rod over there in Shreveport, Louisiana. Heydale's DR 85 is also a great beginner duck call. He's been in it for years. Yep.


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[Assistant] And they're good people. Rod's coming over to hunt this weekend with us. So, you know, I like Rod. He's good people. So there you go.


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[Assistant] They are all friends. Yeah, absolutely. You want, you want to wrap her up?


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. The boss has made an appearance. The boss, he has informed us that he's going to do his best


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[Assistant] Impression of his dad today, so less of him and more of us, which I'm sure is what you tuned in for.


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[Assistant] The parts I didn't tell you is three days before that he missed a deer by eight feet.


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[Assistant] Two deer stacked on, stacked on top of each other and they still wouldn't hit him. That's the beauty of it.


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[Assistant] I was just going to do a quick cursory check of the win.


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[Assistant] They come in a bunch of different colors and right now you can get six pieces for only $29.98. My towels also come with a 10 year warranty. All you have to do is go to mypillow.com slash duck right now and use promo code duck and give towels for Christmas. Ain't it?


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[Assistant] Slippers. Towels. You name it. Blue robes. There you go. Pillows. We don't need to forget the first, the OG, the pillow. Get it all. You're gonna be glad that you did. And get it for people for Christmas. It's a great deal.


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[Assistant] Save a ton of money. We're all adults now. Stop trying to guess what we want. Get us very practical stuff. Let's just be honest. Like get stuff that we'll use. But if you want to receive this amazing offer of a six piece set of my pillow towels for only $29.98.


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[Assistant] That's mypillow.com slash duck and use promo code duck or call 800-969-3137.


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[Assistant] I gotta say, if you've never been deer hunting with Si though, it is one of the best afternoons of your life. Cause I deer hunted with you that one time and we ain't ever laughed so much.


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[Assistant] She has never left our field of sight. How can it be a different deer?


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[Assistant] Since you, you started in on all that. We didn't get a chance to introduce our guest who's sitting beside you, but he does.


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[Assistant] Make a product that may be of some interest to you, Si.


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[Assistant] No, I don't want a muzzle, I'm just saying just a knob.


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[Assistant] This is not how I saw this segment going, but uh, hey Brandon, stick around with us and uh, you know, maybe Sal will let you talk this time. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That was funny. We'll have to run that clip again. I wish I had it somewhere close where Brandon could watch it. Cause I don't think you'd make a product for that Brandon.


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[Assistant] He just changed your widget. He's selling them.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Which is fantastic. Yeah, that's, that's right. And that's the other thing I was gonna-


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[Assistant] But it's a lot easier to obtain a suppressor these days, right? I mean, that's one of the things you guys are known for.


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[Assistant] Yeah, as long as you do it by February, you're looking pretty solid. Totally. If you wait until November.


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[Assistant] You know, you have to wait until next season to play with your toy, but that's fine. Like, patience is a good thing, but...


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[Assistant] I noticed you said that silencers, suppressors, whatever, have a negative connotation, or you were, you know, they were perceived. It has, right?


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[Assistant] And a great way to get kids introduced to the outdoors. I mean, take the, take the loud bang away and then all of a sudden kids want to keep shooting.


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[Assistant] Take the recall away, then all of a sudden they're not flinching or hurting or anything. And in a, you know, in a time in the hunting industry where our youth participation is pretty low.


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[Assistant] Uh, compared to our adult participation, I mean it's a huge tool for us to help get kids back in the outdoors.


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[Assistant] A couple of digital signatures and that's on your way. So ladies, if you're listening and you can't figure out what to get your husband for Christmas, this is a pretty good one. Absolutely. They're never going to say no to the suppressor.


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[Assistant] All right. All right. Well, that was fun. And we didn't even say let's go Brandon one time. I'm proud of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could really just, you could really kind of hammer that one home. But, uh, you know, we're not political. We didn't want to ruffle any feathers or bring any of that stuff in. But Johnny D. We're not political. Well, we try not to be. We try. I mean, I think it's pretty obvious of where we stand on that. So take a guess. No reason to talk about it.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the email address. Johnny D, you got anything for the boss in there?


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[Assistant] I've got, I think I know what happened. Oh, I know the mayonnaise. I think he caught a four pounder and knocked the sides off of it, which you should never do. Well, he said a big bad. And it tasted like mud.


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[Assistant] He said a funny taste, he didn't say funky, he said funky. So I'm going with too big of a bass fried in old grease. That's it. Large mouth. That's it.


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[Assistant] When that bass gets over about 15, 16 inches, he just ain't much.


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[Assistant] See, I would take that guy fish all the time. I get mad at the ones that say, when they open the ice chest, when you drop them off fish, they say they ain't clean.


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[Assistant] You didn't drive all over this country with him. Y'all flew. Y'all treated airplanes like suburban. We treated a suburban like a suburban. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The wind was blowing, it was nice. That's something else, even them mountain deer.


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[Assistant] That wind in the mountains, it's insane.


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[Assistant] Well, that's mountain, yeaah. Well, these things are junior mountain.


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[Assistant] Well, mountains is way cooler.


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[Assistant] You told me it was windy. No, I said the wind was blowing Saturday evening and it felt good and then it stopped and it felt like he was in a sauna.


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[Assistant] Unless you get him in a boat. You get a woman in a boat, she'll never pee. You stay out there eight hours. She ain't peeing. You ain't married.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's from the men's retreat. You ain't a man that wears jewelry. I'm just an ordinary fisherman.


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[Assistant] That's funny. Yeah, that's pretty cool. We're good.


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[Assistant] It was, alright. That was a pretty good deal. I recommend people go. It is not what you expect. Well, that's good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, can't, can't talk about nothing on the other side of the river.


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[Assistant] Nah, go on. I told dad on a Zoom meeting call the other day, but nobody laughed either. I guess I'm not remotely funny.


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[Assistant] They was talking about mountains, and I said, you know what one mountain said to the other? Hi. Don't peek. Don't peek. Oh.


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[Assistant] For them to get, what's there is stagnant. They awful gamey.


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[Assistant] Not one. He ain't been. That kid would have got him out in the scaffold. In the scaffold. Up in it? Oh yea. Sitting on a dog pot.


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[Assistant] Oh, like on that detergent commercial?


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[Assistant] You had to say that commercial. I would. Not us.


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[Assistant] They were a weird time. Rush, Pink Floyd, and yes.


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[Assistant] I can't toe the tune in a bucket. Well neither can Jace, but I mean.


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[Assistant] She said, if you see anybody, you just gotta act like you've seen them before. And then Reba McIntyre come walking by and she just melted like a bottle.


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[Assistant] He's more white, he's not as small.


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[Assistant] Question is did the fish, all your, all your, I went to bat.


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[Assistant] Find me at one of those. You'd have to pay a lot. Oh sir, I ain't going.


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[Assistant] Two whole sticks? Two whole sticks of butter. Melted butter down, put that steak with it and put some on.


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[Assistant] About a minute and a half on each side. Internal temperature is about 128. Let it rest for about 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] When I took a bite of it, it was just, but it was just pouring down my belly.


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[Assistant] When you'd that fire was so hot, it sealed all that butter on the inside of that steak. I gotta try that.


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[Assistant] Mine's a salt water butter. Salt water butter.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of the badge. Oh, what's that old guy that barely looks like that, uh, Phil tells barely. He looks just like it. Oh, yeah. I don't know who that is.


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[Assistant] Okay. You ain't hurting me. You know what's impressive about this podcast.


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[Assistant] And a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. Hey, let me tell you something. Where I grew up, cats didn't have nine lives. They generally had just one.


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[Assistant] There's your little taste. There you go. I sat in a glass box and read that book.


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[Assistant] Hunt, hunt with the Yeagers. Is that those ice binoculars?


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[Assistant] I'm glad I didn't get included in that. Yeah, well, I don't know who the other one he's talking about is. It could be anybody.


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[Assistant] All the help and support and love and everything else. I will say just a little update for it. Cause I know y'all are going to want to know. Ladies and gentlemen, the fine folks of Facebook have identified the thief. We got it. And the person who identified the thief was so mad. They gave me name, address and date of birth because he used to work for them.


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[Assistant] Well, we got em. That's wow, man. Facebook, social media, y'all. If you social justice, if you mess it around and you get caught on video today, ain't today to do that.


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[Assistant] Yep, and there you go. So now it's just a matter of time till he screws up. What are they thinking robbing deer hunters anyway? They just don't have much regard for their lives.


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[Assistant] Cameras everywhere. Cameras, and what do you, what do you hunt the deer with? Yea. That's the one, I'd be much more concerned with that one than the camera. Yea.


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[Assistant] I'm trying. You can't outrun that. Yeah, that camera take my picture, but that other will make it hard to breathe. So that's a bad deal.


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[Assistant] It does hurt. I mean, getting, well getting peppered hurts. No, I have not been shot, shot. Have you ever been shot? Yep. I've been.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's ticking on him. So, and, you know, whatever. So, but I ain't here to talk about that much anymore. I just know that in the comments of the last one, that was going to be a requested update. So there we go.


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[Assistant] He's about 25, 30. Yeaah, he's twice as big as he need to be then.


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[Assistant] You'll learn, you'll learn them up right. They'll figure it out. They'll figure out life ain't, ain't fair. Like, but you can get there one day, you keep trying.


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[Assistant] Well, them over there basically turned into pets. I've seen them. They mess around on poverty point and all that. You know what that tells me?


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[Assistant] They don't taste very good. Cause if you taste good, the rednecks around here snuff you out.


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[Assistant] It was, it was a good day, but let's take our first break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Goblin, what's the heaviest thing you've picked up with your toes? I'm just curious.


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[Assistant] I mean you pick up, do you, have you, when's the last time you bent over to like pick up a sock? I know you grab it with your foot. Well heck yeaah.


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[Assistant] Not even the church during the winter? Nah. So you only wear socks, huh?


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[Assistant] That's why you go get pedicures more often than the rest of us. So, I mean, I get it.


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[Assistant] That's different strokes for different folks. I want my feet looking good. What's the best thing?


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[Assistant] No, I don't want to drop a 40 pound nuttin' on my coat.


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[Assistant] You didn't have some off? I got the fillet. Is that cause you smashed the seafood tower before?


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[Assistant] Any kind of bite. That was probably my favorite bite.


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[Assistant] That top shirt, nah, they come in a very specific order. And I say, I say first, that was the first beef that showed up. Nah, cause they brought like chicken legs. Nah, Hammer, I can get them at the house. Get off that lamb. No, I ain't never been a fan of him.


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[Assistant] But, but they cut that top sirloin off and I was like, yeah, give me that fat cap right there, bud.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I mean, there's only two, right? I mean, that are well known, Fogo de Chão and Texas de Brazil.


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[Assistant] I don't know how many times now. My favorite place to eat there still, it's Sato sushi, like Sato sushi and something. It is legitimately.


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[Assistant] They have, they have a one that's got that, that raw wagyu around everything to hold it all together. And that little bite is a little steak tartare with some, it's like surf and turf right there in one little bite. You like that little green putty? No, gosh, no. You don't like that?


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[Assistant] I mean, I didn't see no chocolate fountain, but they do have a platter full of candied bacon. I'm telling you, that stuff was good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just remember walking by there and it was like, it was like a basketball game. People boxing out up there to get to a fresh thing of like chicken livers or something. I was like, man, come on, man. We all, we all here. I said, I wanted to go once and I went once and I have not returned.


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[Assistant] I'd try it. Yeah. I would. And they'd lose money. I'd turn up on it. I'd like to have a piece of pizza right now. We'd probably make that happen.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, and you know what's cool, I'm, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. How many times can Indy save the day? Like... He chose.


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[Assistant] That means he's got to pass like four buckies. Hunter, we're sending you with some cash and a very specific list of things we would like you to return with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not a movie guy. I don't know. You don't like moving pictures?


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[Assistant] No, I don't like committing myself to like a couple hours of sitting down at one spot. And you can't pause it. Yea. You can't pause it. At the house, you can.


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[Assistant] What if you breakfast, what if you breakfast chorizo taco in Hunter's case is makes a little grumble. Like it's nice to have the option to go pause.


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[Assistant] And then you don't have to like rush if it's a problem. Like if your mustache starts sweating and you're in a bind.


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[Assistant] Johnny D wants his popcorn the same color yellow it was when it come off the cob. That's where Johnny D's at.


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[Assistant] That was the last one I've seen. That sound of freedom movie?


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[Assistant] It is. And it's really hard to watch being brought back to life. Yeaah, that's a...


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[Assistant] I would go see it right now, but I think Brittany may go into a complete tailspin with two young children. I think they need to get a little bit older than, cause if not, she gonna stay up all night like this on that one.


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[Assistant] Oh, I agree. I don't disagree with that at all.


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[Assistant] But I just think right now it would cause her to come home from that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so crazy thing man is that it happens right up under your nose and you don't even realize it's happening.


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[Assistant] Where'd they go? Where'd they go? How'd they get out of here? That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was wondering, I hadn't really talked to anybody that had personally went and seen it yet, so I was curious about that. But I know it's like killing it at the box office.


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[Assistant] You know, compared to what they thought it would do and then all that other stuff, which just goes to show you people want to know more about it, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I like our bud. We got buddies that work in that.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to say any names or that cause I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm just not going to say any names, but we're well aware of that happening.


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[Assistant] What you think of when you hear it is you think of it on a global level. You don't realize it's happening.


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[Assistant] But I know they got a special place in his heart, 100%. So that's why he ain't talking. Cause he afraid, he's so mad. He knows, he knows what'll happen. Like I get it and I respect it. I ain't even asking you to talk about it. The people watching this can see.


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[Assistant] Innocence is one of them. A child's innocence is one of those things.


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[Assistant] I wanna laugh, we're gonna tell some more stories or something. Let's take a break.


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[Assistant] 100%. I want some coffee. Well, let's take a break because I gotta take a leak.


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[Assistant] Why are we just glancing over this Hawaii thing? You're going parasailing?


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[Assistant] That's amazing. So parasailing zipline, you going fishing while you there? Yea, probably. Nah. Wear sunscreen. Please wear sunscreen. If I could give one piece of it.


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[Assistant] That's not surprising. Yeah, she done it good. Shocker. That makes, that makes sense.


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[Assistant] So is there anything like in Hawaii you didn't do the last time you want to do this time?


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[Assistant] What are y'all going for? You celebrating something?


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[Assistant] Did you see they just, they, I saw they announced the champion of the World Series of Poker or whatever, won like 12 million.


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[Assistant] Big time. That was a good day. Uh, I would suspect if I calculated all of my winnings in poker, I may be up a little.


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[Assistant] And they didn't have no more chairs waiting, but there was like three slot machines over there and I was like...


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[Assistant] I gotta sit down. We've been in a shot show all day. My feet hurt. And I sat down and the lady came over and she's like, sir, if you sit there, you got to play. I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, why? I just want to rest. So I put a 20 in and was doing like men bet, men bet, men bet. I've just, you know, about once every two minutes. Cause I'm like, I ain't trying to lose this 20. Like this was not the idea. And then I hit like at some weird jackpot on it, won like 1,100 bucks. I was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] So it was like, I kept my twenty and we spent, you know, a thousand eighty at dinner. I mean, we didn't spend all of it, obviously, but I was just like, hey, I didn't, I didn't have this money before I walked in here anyway. Let's have some fun.


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[Assistant] That's a dinner right there. And what's wild is look at like the condiments. You could put sriracha on it if you wanted to. Yea, where were we? No, cause it's a burger place. Remember it was like burger. Oh yea, we didn't eat that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I got the, like, I remember mine was like the birthday cake or something. Yeah, yours had sprinkles.


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[Assistant] Nah, well, you don't even, you throw caution into the wind. That's one of the deals. That's an experience. That ain't a, and they were like, you know, there's plenty, I remember the lady telling us like,


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[Assistant] Boy, y'all are ordering a lot. You know y'all can split these. And we're like, no.


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[Assistant] You know what, sometimes bad decisions are good. Well, let's take our last break. We'll come back and get in that inbox. Hey, if y'all got like cool milkshake pictures send those too. I can live vicariously.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Last segment. It's arguably our favorite segment of the show. It's my favorite. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's the, that's the inbox. Johnny D is the keeper of said inbox.


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[Assistant] And that's the one that will forever be in the deep sex. Look at her, she wild, man. Awesome. She said, huh?


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[Assistant] Scooby Doo? What? No, calm down now, I need an answer. Like, don't answer a question with a question.


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[Assistant] I don't have 17 people on the wedding, on like your wedding court, you don't need all that mess. It's between you, him and the preacher and the good Lord anyway, so.


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[Assistant] Like just because you think you've always wanted this gift, don't put it on. Cause then you do like we do whenever we rebottled the house and like got to digging in some stuff. And I'm like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like keep that list super practical. Like don't, it's a weird deal. Like it's just, you look and you find stuff and you're like, oh man, that's a really nice gift. I hate it got stowed in this cabinet and forgotten about, but.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they had just seen Riley Green, Luke Combs, and that chick from here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think I could write a book. I'm not, no. No, I'm, I'm out.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't have anything worthy of being. I could write one. I could write one. A romance.


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[Assistant] The secret to your success married Ms. Paula. And have the, on the cover, have the wind blowing in that gopher.


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[Assistant] I'm going to treat this deal, I got a saying I'm fond of now when they say it, not everybody needs a book.


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[Assistant] It goes with my, not everybody needs a podcast, the podcast, that's my next one I'm going to start. And then, no, I'm kidding, but like, I mean, when you go to these fishing shows and these places, hey man, you want to be on my podcast? I'm like, what are we talking about? No, hunting.


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[Assistant] Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, it's all that one. Got it. Okay, alright, so, no. Uhm, but, nah, that's just, yeah, not everybody needs a book.


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[Assistant] 30 years ago, yes, God would run them paper machines, may have been his calling. He's making great money, you know, did all the things, do all that. And then, you know, ask him 15 years ago, he's like, no, that wasn't for me, Jeff.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you the fastest way I ever found in that check right there. So y'all want to see some wild watches.


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[Assistant] What does that feel you say? He said that guy told him, he said, you know, that there's a line that, you know, people, you get right up to it and you don't cross it. He said, Mr. Robertson, your brother goes across that line. He said, you know what we call that?


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[Assistant] Well send us out of here Johnny. Oh, that's good.


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[Assistant] There it is. And you can't get no better. So there. Amen. We'll see y'all next time right here. We're out.


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[Assistant] Which are actually my favorite ones because Beth brings chicken biscuits. So, we have to record in the morning, you get to eat a chicken biscuit.


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[Assistant] Well good, I'm going to warm up my spicy poblano beef bowl, call it good. But look, with Factor, you can skip the extra trip to the grocery store and the chopping, prepping and cleanup too. While still getting the flavor and nutritional quality you need, you can get 50% off with code duck50 at factormills.com slash duck 50. Give it a whirl. It's awesome. You'll be glad you did.


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[Assistant] Do it. Do it. But this is a breakfast episode. It is breakfast.


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[Assistant] I spilled his chicken biscuit on his shirt, so. I mean, if you're watching this, like.


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[Assistant] They didn't sign the rights way to a big studio. This is all independent. They poured their blood, sweat and tears in it themselves. So it needs a little, a little help on, on making sure it gets enough theaters books. So we have a little inside information. Apparently there are theaters that think the independent movie like the blind.


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[Assistant] We won't sell as many tickets as a Hollywood movie. We have nothing against big budget movies because they're good and they're fun to watch. But we want everyone to do well. But this movie, The Blind, is really going to change people's lives and we want to show the entertainment industry that there's an audience for this kind of movie. So what we need you to do is go buy your tickets right now for release on September 28th and if you know someone who needs to hear that it's not too late to turn their rifle on,


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[Assistant] Take them with you. Theaters are in the process of making their final decisions right now about whether to show the blind. So we need you to go to TheBlindMovie.com and buy your tickets today.


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[Assistant] Nailed em. Look, I'm just glad that my face didn't have to be in the movie, but that my ducks were, so that makes sense.


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[Assistant] But it is interesting and like yesterday we did a deal for, uh, our camo partners at Realtree and, you know, kind of like Cy was a little tardy this morning. Phil was mega late yesterday. What was he doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the difference is like we know you love to sleep and it's not hunting season. Phil Robertson has never once been late for anything. I've known him for almost 20 years now. I've never waited on Phil Robertson for anything.


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[Assistant] He was just sleeping. And uh, what's funny is I was supposed to show up at 10. He was there at 9.


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[Assistant] 15. No, they got there at the exact same time. Phil was supposed to be there at 9. He showed up at 9.45. Sy was supposed to be there at 10. He showed up at like 9.43. Sy beat him by about 2 minutes.


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[Assistant] But it was fun because you don't get the opportunity. I mean, we do duck hunting a lot, but these, you know, two guys, two brothers that have done everything in the duck hunting world had to offer, got to sit down and just kind of rap about duck hunting a little bit. It was.


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[Assistant] I was actually glad to be like a fly on the wall in there. I mean, as many times as I get to see it, I try to not take them for granted, but when you hear Phil inside talk about the crap they used to do, duck hunting.


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[Assistant] I mean, as mad as I've ever been at them, I ain't ever been as mad as them two boys were at them. I can tell you that right now. They talking about building a blind 70 foot up in a tree. Uh-uh. Nope. Not happening.


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[Assistant] And what Sy, what Sy ain't telling is if you don't know Tommy, Tommy was like a safety on the football team. He wasn't a big fella. Yeah, he wasn't a big.


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[Assistant] He did it to the day he died. And I can tell you this right now, he's up there in heaven and Jesus done put him on a construction crew at a mansion.


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[Assistant] He just, he just said he wasn't gonna sit there. Tommy, the word relax wasn't in Tommy Robertson's vocabulary.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. Well Phil, Tommy and Syah even, I mean Syah probably the least athletic of the brothers.


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[Assistant] They were all like cat squirrels back in. They could climb anything. They'd be down in that boat so fast it'd make your head spin. That's amazing. I mean, them boys were a lot of things and they were mad at them and skilled at what they do. And so getting them wasn't the problem.


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[Assistant] Send it to John David. Show John David just how high up that thing is.


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[Assistant] Well, the mallards came, but there also wasn't food from end to end for them, so they had to come to eat and survive.


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[Assistant] The state of Arkansas wasn't one big rice prairie then. Well, we got Becky waiting in the wings. Let's get her in here, take a break, and we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Some people have Becky, others of you need Bambi.


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[Assistant] Nobody knows how to do. That's exactly right. When you're running a business, your employees can create all kinds of interesting situations.


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[Assistant] We don't get those complaints. That's cause Phil don't come to the office anymore or dealing with somebody who doesn't show up on time. Look, if you have these problems, you better talk to Bambi. Would Bambi get access to your own dedicated HR manager starting at just $99 per month?


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[Assistant] Look, your manager, they say they give you a dedicated HR manager. They do. They're US based person dedicated to your business, giving you access to the HR expertise and personal touch you need.


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[Assistant] All you got to do is go to bambee.com right now and type in duck call room under podcast. When you sign up, it will really help our show spelled bambee.com bambee.com and type in duck call room.


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[Assistant] That's not, I spend half of my day in the office, generally either in Becky's office or she's in my office. So we work.


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[Assistant] We work hand in hand together and we're like the two that's been here the longest. So we're the only two that know each other's gripes with things around here. Godwin's been here? Well, I know, but he's not in our office.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm fine with it. It doesn't matter. We have two warehouses. But thank y'all for the comments. Look, I told y'all if y'all be nice that we could get some employees in. So we're going to introduce everybody at some point. Maybe not Harry. He still seems to be. That's some bad hat, Harry. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He seems to be strongly against coming in here.


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[Assistant] Well, it doesn't matter. Everything that comes out of Harry's mouth is- Pure gold. It really is. And now that he's close to retirement, he's done got lippy.


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[Assistant] So, Becky, welcome. How, how, we're just getting, we're letting the fans get to know. How long have you been at Duck Commander now?


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[Assistant] Which happened in 2006, so you were the first. I guess I was technically probably like the second.


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[Assistant] I was right. I wasn't long cause me and Becky used to share a wall in Willie's old house.


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[Assistant] Um, and so I could hear she was doing all the billing and accounting and I was next door doing sales. So we were, she could hear everything that I got committed to. So it was fantastic. The only difference was she was getting paid.


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[Assistant] That is true. You've worked here half your life. That's amazing. No, Becky is the, uh... What is your title besides just...


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[Assistant] Office mom. Over all things. She's office mom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's the swiss army knife of the office. Like if they have something come up, they just dump it in her lap.


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[Assistant] Now see, I would feel so secure if I looked out and saw Becky coming to my house. Wayne? Wayne would scare me.


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[Assistant] I mean Wayne is just so. I can see that. What's the look on his face? It's, it's, and I love Wayne. He's one of my favorite people. One of my favorite things is every Friday they eat lunch together. At least every Friday they eat lunch together.


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[Assistant] And Wayne is at this office or sitting in that parking lot at 1030.


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[Assistant] He, he gets, they have brunch every Friday, like, and it, it, but when he walks in, I try to give him a hug because I know how very uncomfortable it makes Wayne for another male to hug him. Wayne loves hugging. No, not at all.


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[Assistant] So my favorite Becky story is when she tried to make Cory's office a drive thru.


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[Assistant] So then I walk into the warehouse and I see light coming through the warehouse and I'm like, what? And then I notice Becky's car.


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[Assistant] Is now parked in the warehouse where there used to be a wall.


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[Assistant] And we do have it on security camera video somewhere. Oh Johnny. Do we?


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[Assistant] You know, my favorite part is at the time, the guy over our security footage is Becky's son.


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[Assistant] Look, but we've got the date and the time. She had to gas it to get over it. Wow. That's already been eight years ago. That was eight years ago. And let's just be honest. Holy cow. I sw- I would have said this was like three years ago. How has that already been eight years?


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[Assistant] Uh, we can laugh about it now cause she was fine and everything was fine.


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[Assistant] Becky's just trying to- And you gotta be nice to her too.


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[Assistant] No, but let's take a break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] The man is talking about the MyPillow 2.0 and the rest of the MyPillow products.


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[Assistant] I mean, and for $10 more, you can get the king size. So like, outfit your whole house. That's what I mean. It's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] To your exact individual needs to help you get the best sleep ever. That's why it's called my pillow, not your pillow, his pillow, their pillow. It's my pillow for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Look, in addition to the special anniversary offer on MyPillows, you can also receive deep discounts on all MyPillow products such as the sheets, the pet beds, the slippers, so much more. Winter's coming, guys, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Get you a woman a new pair of slippers. They're fantastic. She is going to love it. You're going to be thankful and part of your Christmas shopping is already done and it's the end of August, 1st of September. So you're ahead of the game.


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[Assistant] There you go. See, that's perfect. Look, so right now, I got everything. Take advantage of the biggest sale in MyPillow's history. All you have to do is go to MyPillow.com or call


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[Assistant] In fairness, that was like the funniest Becky story. The jumping through the deal.


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[Assistant] Essentially, like, all the folks go, my kids will refer to her as Mammal Becky once they can start talking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I do too, but that's just for funsies. But, um, now Becky did something really stinking cool that you've got to know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] I don't know. You gave up a kidney for your husband. Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah, there you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, that is stinking cool. Like not to go too far into Wayne's deal, but I mean, he's a diabetic.


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[Assistant] Was going through kidney failure. They happened to do the blood work and husband and wife were a match. That's great. So did it hurt?


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[Assistant] So I mean, I think that is really, really, really cool. Like, I mean.


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[Assistant] Wayne, Becky's kidney that Wayne, instead of like taking one of his out, he's got three now.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Why he's walking around with three and Becky's got one.


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[Assistant] I'm a nerd, man. I just, I find that supremely interesting that...


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[Assistant] The good Lord has got us to a point in technology and knowledge that that even exists. Like that that option exists for people. That is really cool to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the good old days, we'd have been throwing dirt over folks.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So it was, I mean, we and Becky have traveled together a lot too. So we've gone to shot shows and.


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[Assistant] Sales, sales meetings. Me and Becky are the kings of the 430 dinner.


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[Assistant] We'll eat at four thirty, we'll be in the room by six and we won't see each other till seven AM the next morning. We are great travel partners. We're not the need, we're not you. We don't feel the need to go explore when you, when you have a long night in a place.


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[Assistant] Charlotte, that was the night, that was the race that would never end.


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[Assistant] There you go. She's a genius. The problem is you couldn't bet on them like you could horses. Otherwise, Becky could have flown us back private the next night when the race would never end.


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[Assistant] They go faster. Have Becky pick you. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yes, you have. We all have. Oh yeah. I'm at the state lottery. Oh yeah. The actual lottery.


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[Assistant] Waiting on Kevin Harvick to win. I'll never forget cause I went to victory lane cause there were like seven people left there.


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[Assistant] You see the one section right there where the tree played.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. And just think, but I mean, can you imagine the stories that was told on that? Well, incredible to look at, but like just think about, I'm just the marvel of the construction. That's why I said I ain't ever been that mad. Oh, no, no, that was a feat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And the visual makes you realize you ain't either.


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[Assistant] So the cypress tree shaded out the buck brush, so there was nothing that grew under it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, BC boys. Yeah, BC. Before Christ. Yep. There you go. Well. You want to send us out of here?


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[Assistant] She's a treasure and she helps keep this place running. Look, thank you guys for indulging our fun of introducing the rest of the folks at Duck Commander to you and we'll see y'all next time right here on the Duck Call Room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Nope, I was Willie's first hire after he took over Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] But I was crying, like, he was like...


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[Assistant] So yeaah, we kind of, we kind of saved each other's lives in the middle of when they found, when they decided we were a match, they found that I had a tumor in my kidney.


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[Assistant] In the process of all that, they thought that they could take my kidney out, remove the tumor, and still give it to Wayne, and it's better than what he had now.


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[Assistant] And so yesterday we went for our two year checkup and we're both great and I'm done for.


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[Assistant] Yes, I worked for Cory's dad, John Howard, for 20 years before Willie Howard.


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[Assistant] And then it happened to me. What'd they get a year? They stole my neighbor's truck.


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[Assistant] That's not- Woah! Half of them under the carport. Oh yeaah, with lights on. I mean, these people are brave. Do they have the keys?


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[Assistant] And then they've broken into other people's, um, cars, looking I guess for guns or purses, whatever. So what do they got of yours? They got Jack Squat of mine. They got what the little boy shot at, nothing.


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[Assistant] Yes, they do, because look, I went out. Moving on. I went to Lowe's and I bought some lights and put them up. And I mean, you walk, if you pull in my driveway, it's like, ahhhh. It's lit up at night.


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[Assistant] Oh, on the other street? Yeah. Oh, I don't know if they got them or not. Oh, I get it. Not yet. But, but they did get a lot of my neighbors. So we've been putting up lights and, and I got cameras installed so every time my phone goes off, if there's any kind of movement, I'm on it.


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[Assistant] Cy, y'all don't have a high crime rate where you are, do you? Well, hey. Did you know of? Well, it might be.


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[Assistant] Between 2 and 5 a.m. See people need to go to bed. Dropping them off.


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[Assistant] They're dropping them off in the car and then these guys are on foot going house to house getting stuff and people have got them on camera but they can't make out who they are just walking around their house.


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[Assistant] They found the truck and it was in South Monroe somewhere and they found it and some crackhead was driving it. The police got her, arrested her, put her in jail. They still hadn't gotten any information from her though.


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[Assistant] But you know, there's just a victimization feeling. I mean, when you've been victimized, and you think it's personal, it's not. They broke in, they got your gun, or whatever. They stole something from you. It wasn't personal. They're getting stuff and going buying drugs with it, you know? Yeah. So, but it's just, nobody likes to be.


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[Assistant] A man has a right to protect himself, his family, his wife, his kids, his house, his property, you know? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow. And he's past 70. Like they expected. And my story is, if I'm driving, Si, and I usually am because I don't want to ride with him because I'm not ready to die. If I'm driving, Si, I always say, Si, if we get pulled over now, you need to turn the charm on. And he was like, yep, yep.


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[Assistant] Hey, if you go on my property, I got your DNA. That's like size place.


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[Assistant] If you can make it past the pellet gun with five pumps and the night vision, then you can get to me. I'm gonna put Si on post. Si, you stay right here.


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[Assistant] Well that lady at church told you that. Yup. Honey, you are blind.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I put, I just put cold water in it. One scoop. Yep, drink it. Shake it up. I love it. I think it's delicious.


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[Assistant] And me and my wife have been doing it for a long time and we love it.


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[Assistant] Si, you worked on a golf course. You dealt with the public, didn't you?


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[Assistant] Did you ever work- Too many issues. Did you ever work around people? I mean- In the military, yeaah. Outside the military? Huh? Outside the military?


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[Assistant] Kids are gonna tell it like it is. Kids and Si are gonna tell it like it is. That's why when we would go do any kind of event on stage, they would say, please don't let Si say these things. And I'd say, Si,


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[Assistant] Please don't talk about this, this, and this. No, you can't do that. Well, I didn't know at first. And then I found out. Don't tell Sidemen.


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[Assistant] So, I don't think that's a bad thing you say what's on your mind. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yep. Well, people get tough behind the computer screen, and they ain't ever been punched in the throat. You know what I mean? When you were growing up in my day, if you popped off like that, like you see on, online, you gonna get beat down. And then what, then you don't do it anymore. You know what I mean? I mean, hey. And then he never did that again.


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[Assistant] Now I'm gonna tell ya, I'm gonna tell ya, you know, if you popped off to somebody and you got immediate, I guess, uh, consequences for it, that taught me that I ain't gonna pop off to people anymore. And taught me to respect people. But if there's no consequences, you can just pop off all you want.


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[Assistant] Then you're not going to learn anything from it and you're not going to quit popping off to people.


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[Assistant] There was a conflict and there was a resolution. Now, this happens with boys. You can get them together. You can work things out. They're going to squash it and let it go. With girls, they're going to put their hair up. They're going to take your earrings out.


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[Assistant] I can think of two of my best friends growing up, Brent Switzer and Rich Nadler, and we fought on the football field, you know, in fact.


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[Assistant] But you, but you know what? You stood up and said, I'll do it. When they say we need somebody.


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[Assistant] So look, I played safety, I played safety in junior high, and we were playing the team, and they kept going down set one, down set one, every time. They burned you every time. No, no, no, no, they couldn't burn me, look at me. Back then, back then.


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[Assistant] So look, I got it down, I knew they was gonna go on one, and so I started running from the safety position, and when they said one, I hit that big center as hard as I could have just BAM and nobody else moved. It was on two. And they threw me out of the game.


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[Assistant] There were some people you just didn't mess with. The quiet guys on our football team, some of them, I didn't want to mess with them.


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[Assistant] Me and my brothers grew up fighting, so we would go to wrestling matches and watch the junkyard dog and see all that cool stuff. But then we would go home and- Back when it was real?


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[Assistant] But what I'm saying is, we weren't scared, we didn't- I didn't wanna fight people.


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[Assistant] But I would fight cause I, I could and I was used to it and it was an environment that I didn't mind. Yeah, amen. But look.


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[Assistant] Hey, but he likes her. She's taken, right? She's taken.


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[Assistant] Uh, hey, that's a, she's a sister in Christ. She can, y'all can be friends, probably. I mean, I don't see anything else until she leaves the other cast.


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[Assistant] Pursue? No, go somewhere else. Hold on, that's gonna break the rules here.


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[Assistant] Well, that's one way to do it. I'd tell her how I felt about it and then give her some space. So you're doing what Sy said and what Martin said. Tell her what you think and then back off and see.


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[Assistant] It's hard to remain friends if she's the girl you want. It's gonna be hard to stay in the friend zone.


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[Assistant] Cause you might. Sy, you probably had a lot of people after you for going after their girlfriends. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that doesn't have to be a bad thing, you know. There may be some control issues that need to be looked at here. Uhm, also I think she needs to structure some time where she sees her mother or her parents.


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[Assistant] I can remember a time in my life where my wife, we were younger,


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[Assistant] She was spending a lot of time with her mom, which is fine, but then...


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[Assistant] Her mom's problems became my problems. She's like, well, mom did this and it was all about, and I was like, you know, can you not spend so much time with your mom talking about whatever? So I can think about, you know, you can get too much of something. I love my mother-in-law and I'm glad that my wife has somebody to talk to. I mean, their relationship's great.


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[Assistant] There can be times where it can be annoying to me if there's too much coming back at me.


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[Assistant] And, I mean, I'm so glad she would help with our kids and she cooks for us. I mean, we love her. Uhm, but there needs to be some good boundaries set and then some expectations and some clear communication. If you'll do those things, you'll know exactly what you need to do. Amen.


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[Assistant] Would you, if there was like a rocket ship tomorrow, would you really, would you go into space?


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[Assistant] Mainly for, maybe not mainly, but just for, you know, like romantic and lovey-dovey, but it's really just relationships in general. It's friendships and, you know, yes with spouses, but also with God and community and friendships and all the things.


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[Assistant] Just us talking through and we kind of joked about spilling the tea on things, but it's really just vulnerable and uhm, really just, you know, sharing all the things that we struggle with in life in general and how


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[Assistant] When we've seen how to put love first, that's how relationships are the healthiest. And when we say put love first, we mean to put God first. And out of that, everything else kind of flows naturally.


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[Assistant] So I think sometimes, you know, at least I could maybe zoom out and look at if I got to day two and it's, if I'm a guy and it's Sadie's day, oh I might skip day two and go to day three because it's Christian or whatever.


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[Assistant] If you're a girl and you read my part, like there's so, I think there's so many things that you can glean from, from, from both of them.


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[Assistant] That's cool, we both have different, like I struggle with perfectionists and I can get angry and Sadie's more fearful and just other little things and it's two completely different people and two different perspectives. I think you'll glean a lot from both parts of the book, so it's really cool.


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[Assistant] Well, you just brought up Star Wars, and I'm like, Disney owns Marvel, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, ABC, like ESPN, like it's-


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[Assistant] They did. They did. I saw a picture last night of someone had, they had, they had, they had face paint on in camera. Yea, going to see the movie.


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[Assistant] This person, I was a college student. This person? Travis, who I'm guessing is asking this question is also a super famous athlete. Oh crap.


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[Assistant] He potentially has, he potentially has a little more of a leg to stand on than I did, but uh. But you went for it, son. I did go for it, yep. And one of us was successful, so Travis, I wish the best for you. I hope you're successful too, so.


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[Assistant] What is Travis's potential girlfriend reading? Oh, it's a devotional by Sadian Christian.


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[Assistant] Well, when me and Sadie first met, I'd heard this quote from Rich Wilkerson Jr., and he said, uh, the bait you catch them with is the bait you'll keep them with. So basically just this idea of,


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[Assistant] It's a fishing analogy, but it's basically this idea of you can only fake it for so long before...


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[Assistant] This person, because we all kind of do that in a sense, right? We all want to put our best foot forward. We all want to try to


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[Assistant] You gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be your true self. And I think that sometimes if you're not your true self, and I think that can be confusing when, you know, we always talk about, give it six months to really see if this person is genuine or if this person really is the way that they say they are. And I think just trying to be yourself, not trying to


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[Assistant] What am I talking about? I am legend. He couldn't get sick. That's why they studied him. Where are we right now?


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[Assistant] So, so for real, this dude under oath said they got UFOs with people on them and I've seen Independence Day many times. I'm just saying I don't believe him. I don't think there's anything else.


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[Assistant] I think there's other things, I just don't think there's...


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[Assistant] I just, but like, if there's, who went to save those human beings that are on a different planet? Cause Jesus came here.


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[Assistant] One scoop of powder and water once a day. It's fantastic. Shake it up. Boom. And you're done.


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[Assistant] I've been watching too many movies. No, too many universes.


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[Assistant] How do I get my parents to like him, confused on how to talk to a girl, or do y'all believe in soulmates? Which one do you want? Big Dave.


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[Assistant] Let's go Big Dave. Big Dave. Hey JD and the rest of the guys, Andrew from North Carolina. I just wanted to email in and ask if we can get Big Dave on the podcast. Big Dave is my dad. Andrew.


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[Assistant] I've asked my dad if he would like to come on. He's not against it, it's just a timing situation. One of us is always at the store, so, I mean, we could just replace him with me.


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[Assistant] Get my parents to like em. Allie from Ohio emails in recently.


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[Assistant] Which really got. Yea, there's a problem. I know, that's in the past. I know that some of you have had issues with your in-laws liking you at first. So how did you get your in-laws to like you?


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[Assistant] But if you're 21, your past is pretty recent. Which doesn't feel like that to a 21 year old. No, yeah. But to people your parents age, they're like, well that was just the other day. But it's not.


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[Assistant] So, with time, he will prove, cause, you know, sin's sin, but some sin takes a little longer for people to look at you, and that's on them, but that's just the human nature is to be like, eh, can I trust this guy yet?


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[Assistant] You know what, my pastor told me I was on the phone with him and he said, it's hard for people who haven't


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[Assistant] Y'all are 18 and 21. That's a blip. Yeah. And that sounds so weird for me to say. You're getting old. I'm getting old, but.


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[Assistant] I promise you, you'll look up in two or three years and then people will see it. But right now, you're young and...


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[Assistant] Well, 80% of men experience hair thinning in their life. 100%.


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[Assistant] Michael from Roanoke, Virginia, who is a very smart person, it seems. He's working on a bachelor's in psychology, plan on getting a master's in pastoral counseling. Never missed the episode, so, I mean, we're just keeping him normal, I guess.


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[Assistant] Masters of divinity and pastoral counseling in here, but his question is, he also, he like, he really


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[Assistant] Made the email nice and neat too, which is not like any of us would do. Here's this question. Do y'all believe in soulmates? More specifically, do y'all believe that God is guiding us to be with a specific


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[Assistant] He's almost 22, always grown up with the thought that God has set one person for me, but I've yet to find her. Every time I develop feelings for a girl, I pray and ask God if she's someone he wants me to be with, but I usually never have a distinct yes or no. To be honest, I always just assume it's a no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then even after all that, God's got this person playing for you and you meet each other, you fall in love, you get married, and then you're going to have to choose every single day to love her.


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[Assistant] Because it ain't, soulmates don't really mean nothing if you're not choosing to be their soulmate. If you think it's just going to be like,


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[Assistant] Actually Michael, just by his email presentation, probably a pretty clean guy.


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[Assistant] I got this whole mascot outfit of a dog for Carter's first birthday. I still got it. It's fun.


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[Assistant] God has a person picked out for you, but you got no clue who it'll be. And the second you let go of trying to figure out if this is the perfect person for you, because odds are the perfect person for you is way different than you because she's going to be good at what you stink at. And you're going to be good at what she stinks at, like Brittany and Martin, like


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[Assistant] We'd just be going all the time, but like I need somebody to say calm down, like just lower it.


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[Assistant] When we're attracted to people who are really good at things that we're not good at.


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[Assistant] I saw things in Allison that I was like, some people be like, why, why does that matter? But I'm like, cause I have no idea how to even.


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[Assistant] We own that Stamps.com. I used it this morning. Shipped some stuff out. My dad used to run a shipping warehouse full of books. So he's very big into, shipping's just an expense. You're only spending money. So the more time and money you can save, the more money you make at the end of the day.


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[Assistant] She would be way too much. I would have burned down a couple houses by now.


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[Assistant] Nope, not Garrett. No, no location on Levi.


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[Assistant] I think the best point that was made though was Godwin saying, what did you do when you were dating? Yeaah. Just don't stop doing that. Yeaah. Because that's clearly...


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[Assistant] Whatever y'all were doing then, that's what brought you together. Reason y'all said, hey, should we do this for the rest of our life? Yeah. But for some reason, life starts happening. You live together. You kind of see each other every day. So for some reason we get in this mindset of, well, now we don't have to do that stuff anymore. Then next thing you know, you're leading separate lives, just going further and further apart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I think whatever y'all, which y'all got married like three weeks ago, but whatever you're doing right now,


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[Assistant] Well yeah, grow up a little. No, I'm kidding. Stop some of the terrible parts of you, but no, you keep doing the same things you're doing your date and you liked it for a reason then. You're probably going to like it for a reason 10 years, 20 years down the road.


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[Assistant] You do it with the Black Panther all the time. I know, but it is.


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[Assistant] Mount Rushmore, just hey there that is, where we at next. Yellowstone, yellow, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Riding on two wheels. But I couldn't live up there in the Dakotas and the Montanas and the Wyoming's of the world, but I could stay a minute.


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[Assistant] I think I could be one of them retired people. Snowbirds. Where you live, in my rig, wherever I park. Over. I could just travel.


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[Assistant] Y'all need to start living. I am living. No you're not. What have you done? That's noteworthy. Oh man.


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[Assistant] And I'll, I'll give you a example. This man, Richard Hedrick.


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[Assistant] I'll just read you a couple of them. Canoed the Mekong River from Cambodia through the jungles of Vietnam to the South China Sea.


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[Assistant] Of, uh, you know, the on the Mekong river, the Delta. No, you've told me all about.


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[Assistant] Here's a better one. Hey, rode an elephant in the jungles of Thailand.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know that. I just know he went to 91. I'm going to guess. Look, he's traveled the globe, utilizing planes, trains, ships, boats, cars, canoes, trucks.


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[Assistant] Buses, taxis and motorcycles multiple times.


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[Assistant] He, he was a millionaire, okay, he lost it, okay, in what, 1991.


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[Assistant] He's a good guy. He was a good guy. Still is.


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[Assistant] Well no, no, you've got a question now that brought up, since we are sad by our great minds.


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[Assistant] And we've only used 10% of our brain.


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[Assistant] Well hey, because I'm telling you, I had a guy that, uh, he was a mechanic in Vietnam.


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[Assistant] And I'm looking and he's working on my forklift, rough trained forklift, and it's big, you know. So he's standing up on top of it and he's doing this and it's getting slower and slower and slower and he stops finally.


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[Assistant] He fell off the forklift, his butt hit the tire, and shot him forward, and all he did was landed on his feet.


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[Assistant] Shake it handy. When I went out to the mess, I would get something to eat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to the mess hall and get some of them sweet rolls that, uh, cook.


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[Assistant] I was just impressed with the guy, what he had done in his lifetime.


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[Assistant] No, there's some normal ones. Oh no, he's had some good stuff he done. Yeah, I like this.


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[Assistant] Stayed in trouble with U.S. Customs for over 31 years.


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[Assistant] He was always slipping into the countries, okay, especially good at your eyes. Bibles, bibles in there. Okay.


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[Assistant] It was just like a cartoon when I shot the Mallard Drake and he folded. I was underwater. I come back up.


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[Assistant] I did. She's countries, one of them went to number one, okay.


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[Assistant] Wait, what's the controversy with Jason?


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[Assistant] You'll be identified. We believe in the constitution or in the country and consequences. Okay. We the people. Okay. Well, here's where, so you'll run into problems when you go up against we, the people.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's all that's from headquarters. That's why, hey, if you're living a life that's contrary to the, the, the father, son, holy spirit, I'm going to tell you about it.


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[Assistant] No. To your side, okay, by proving them wrong. No, 100%. It's not about that. Okay, it's not about proving you wrong. We can.


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[Assistant] There's some things that I, we're just going to disagree on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's why my, that's why my favorite verse is John 3, 16 and 17.


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[Assistant] 16 everybody knows about is talking about, okay, the savior of the world. Well, I 17 is okay. If the one that saves everybody in this world did not come to judge you, then don't you put on the robes of judgment.


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[Assistant] Because you're not qualified. He is qualified. Okay, and he did.


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[Assistant] No, because that's the reason they all screamed about him when he was, when he was walking this earth.


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[Assistant] Okay. You only need a physician when you've got ailments.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the thing about it. Let's use a little apply a little common sense that God almighty put in you when it comes to dealing with people were all.


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[Assistant] Fall short of making the mark. Okay, that's why we need Jesus so much. You know, so hey, it's okay to disagree.


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[Assistant] I always go back to, wait a minute, what about our constitution?


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[Assistant] It starts out, we the people.


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[Assistant] Not one person. This is a community. Okay. And we allowed, we allowed it.


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[Assistant] We allowed one person to say, oh, I don't like that. So we kicked him out. Well, guess who moved in when God left? The evil one.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, there's enough, like I said, sometimes you just gotta stand up and draw a line in the sand and say, hey, no, I'm not gonna bludge on this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you, you can't trust our system. Okay. Cause here's the deal. Teach it all.


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[Assistant] Teach it all. Evolution, Bible, all of it. And I'll make up my mind what I'm gonna believe in.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's what this constitution is about. We the people, you know. Okay, I found in fathers.


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[Assistant] And look, they, they put it in concrete. If you go to our capital, Washington DC and everywhere you go, it's written in stone. What the almighty has said.


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[Assistant] Because they don't want you to forget it for crying out loud, and hey, unfortunately, the American people have forgot it. Okay, and hey.


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[Assistant] Like all of us, we're not rocket scientists. Sometimes we had to be reminded.


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[Assistant] But that's not me. I like it cause the boy says, hey, I've been praying about it.


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[Assistant] Number one, you take it to the right person. Okay.


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[Assistant] And number two, hey, if that's the one of your life, hey,


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[Assistant] Hey, hang on dude. That's all I can say. Hang on and fight for what you want.


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[Assistant] You can only do, you can only do so much and like Barton was saying, okay, you may not like the answer.


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[Assistant] If that's the one I want, well I'm not gonna give up easy.


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[Assistant] Hey, you gotta be like the Apaches. Okay, run that one to death and then I'll get you another one.


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[Assistant] Well I wish that all the boys that are having girl troubles, it all works out.


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[Assistant] Realistic giraffe riding. Not really because like when people say, hey, your birthday is coming up, where you want me to get you? I said, hey.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause stuff like that I would, I wish I would take the time to do.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause like, I just went to, uh, Creed, Colorado.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I stayed on the auction bottle the whole time I was over there. No, no, I'm serious. But it's just, you know, how people can go.


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[Assistant] On this earth and see all the different geographic locations.


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[Assistant] So these, these are mountains up there, and, you know, some of them amaze me because some of them are solid rock, there's nothing growing on it. Then there's some of them that are mountains, okay, and it's growth, everything's on it. Elk running everywhere, uh, you know, the ram, sheep, all everywhere you look, you know. So I, I just, you know, I wish I had the time, cause that's, when I get to heaven, that's when I'm gonna first ask Jesus.


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[Assistant] Well, you got a while. And go and see the rest of what you've created.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause we've only, we only get just a little snippet of what, you know, with our travels.


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[Assistant] Now y'all have brought up the one I want to do. Oh, here we go.


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[Assistant] Okay, and, and every time I would fly over and I'd see a little stream coming down the side of the mountain, I'd say, ooh, I wish I was right there panning for coal right now.


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[Assistant] 30 man warrior canoe made out of a giant cypress tree.


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[Assistant] Like all that stuff is really cool. His arrowhead collection.


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[Assistant] This is, he's, he's like a magnet fart. He shot one deer, big 12 point goes down there and look at his deer and he looked so very laid on the ground and here's about eight, nine each broken, uh, spearhead. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Goes down there and looks over there on the ground and here is the other half of that spear. He goes home. He said, this can't be it goes home, pulls it out of the drawer.


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[Assistant] Just put it together. Okay. And now it's like a spearhead is like 18 inches long.


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[Assistant] But his arrowheads, whoever the Indian was, it made him, he was a master craftsman.


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[Assistant] I don't know what this thing made. I mean, son, you put, you do that. It, it'd be like a razor blade. It sliced your finger open.


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[Assistant] And he had, he had all sizes. He had like ones for deer, for elk, for birds, little old bitty thing.


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[Assistant] He had found tomahawk heads, you know, that were made out of the, uh, Flint. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Where in this guy, like I said, the Indian that put these, that made these was a master craftsman.


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[Assistant] It was, it was beautiful. Yeah. I was like my uncle, one of them, he used to make all kinds of fly baits.


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[Assistant] Cause it was, you know, he made, he handmade ever business stuff.


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[Assistant] On them bluffs. You dig around in the dirt and you find our heads. Pottery.


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[Assistant] I mean this thing looked like a, uh, uh, what's a badger? Yeaah. He looked like a badger. That's how big he was.


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[Assistant] And just, he had more white on him than I've ever seen too. Well, he comes walking down the mountain.


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[Assistant] You know, and like 10 minutes after he come walking down the mountain, here comes a deer.


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[Assistant] When the, the wildebeest are doing their 5,000 mile trek.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Richard was in a hot air balloon while they're under him doing just millions of them.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'd like to be up in the hot air blue. I think that when they come to the river where the crocodiles are waiting on them. Yeah, what happens if you run out of hot air?


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm not hunting Africa. I would like to see that just because of all the red stags that are on, on violence.


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[Assistant] I'd like to go to Africa on a safari and see all the animals of Africa.


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[Assistant] I'll be, first thing I'll do is I'll grab him horns and be on their back.


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[Assistant] I scared Slim so bad he hit the remote kill switch on me. I could have just killed him.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, my moment of glory and he kills it.


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[Assistant] I might talk to somebody about this. Now that I've thought just all that.


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[Assistant] And then he runs a brand new one in his place and then they grow in the back. He's never without his teeth.


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[Assistant] 1349 to get you proper. It's a great song. There you go. It's a great song. My wife.


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[Assistant] Any Hoosers! Are you ready, Hunter? Are you ready, Martin? Are you ready, Sy? Sure.


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[Assistant] We went, you remember, you remember that time we went to a zoo over in Texas and we're all excited about the last thing being the rhino and instead we got like 15 goats? Yes. We made it right. We went back. There's a rhino now. Oh, they got a rhino. Really? They got a rhino. They got a rhino. Everybody's happy.


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[Assistant] We waited for summer, summer came and we took off.


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[Assistant] Three hours to go to Tyler, Texas and then drive back home. And I was in home in time for fried pork chops from Big Dave. It was a good day.


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[Assistant] But then yesterday, there's like a little viewing area, and it's pretty cool, there's like some steps, and you're like, you're close. And this one elephant's eating.


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[Assistant] And it was like over a three minute period of time, just, and that falls from a really long height. So then there's a gross sound when it hits the ground too. And my kids are like, and Allison's like nasty, but we got to stay and watch them. And I'm like, why? And then one of the elephants walks over, puts his trunk in the pile.


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[Assistant] And this one girl said, oh lord no, and she ran. I was like, well that's, but I had just eaten lunch.


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[Assistant] I've seen the elephants do all sorts of things. If you're ever into just


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[Assistant] And a white tiger, but not a black panther.


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[Assistant] That tiger's name was manticore. That's a cool name.


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[Assistant] They're just alright. Anyways, yeaah, we had a fun time. We had a good weekend, run to somewhere, run straight home. Have a good time with the kids. It's what you do.


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[Assistant] He says like, this is like a tattoo, there's no going back.


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[Assistant] You can't, no, no, but if you even have an inkling in your mind, you don't do it. It's not easy to go back. That's a lot of snipping and snapping and


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[Assistant] It seems like that's a firm decision once you clog that pipe off.


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[Assistant] Look at him. Look, she gone. Uh oh, I'm done. He's running away. Hand down. That's enough. I didn't ask any of these people permission to use this video, but. That's fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what time was this at? Hey, don't be joking on me because of my age. What? No, no. What time was this? What time was Phil and Kay at? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well that is true. A regular commercial would probably be better than a jingle. Martin, tell them about these fantastic products!


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[Assistant] You know what they say about baseball bats. People are crazy. They don't stop bullets. They don't stop bullets! Unless you're a Jedi.


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[Assistant] I didn't know they caught him. He, uh, he's in the red on that transaction.


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[Assistant] I'm in the red, he's in the red. I guess the city's doing alright, they got some money out of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, he, he sold it, he claimed. He said he sold it on Facebook.


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[Assistant] Now, you do something, your face, cause I saw, I knew your neighborhood was getting robbed before you ever told me. Did you? Yea, I saw it. The people in our neighborhood were like, look out for these guys. And like, they're like zooming in on their tattoos on their arms and I was putting long sleeves on to make sure they knew it wasn't me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because most of it is people that are about size age saying crazy stuff.


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[Assistant] Imagine if Cy lived in your neighborhood and had Facebook, that's a neighborhood Facebook page. It's wonderful. I laugh and I laugh and I laugh.


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[Assistant] I bet you if we asked our fans for some good neighborhood watch Facebook group stories, we'd get some. They got some. We'd get some good stuff. Most of them start with an old lady named Glinda.


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[Assistant] So we were super excited when we saw, cause they had the rehearsal dinner in their backyard and noise travels really well. Like I can talk to Jeff and Jessica. If I was just like, raise your voice and yell, we can have a full conversation.


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[Assistant] And I was like, oh, we were about to sit here. They can't really see us that well, so we can kind of lay low and we're going to rate the speeches.


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[Assistant] That the people give at the rehearsal dinner. And then I'm going to let Jep know who did the best, who did terrible. And I'm, I won't even know who's talking. Uh, but they didn't have a microphone, so I couldn't hear.


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[Assistant] So I was a little sad. I mean, I got really excited for about 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was fun though. They, I heard laughter a lot, I assume that's when Kay spoke.


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[Assistant] Jeff, like, hey, what's the leftover situation looking like over there? Cause I assume the food was pretty good. And Allison wouldn't let me. She's like, then they know we're watching. I'm like, we live across the, I mean,


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[Assistant] Why? You don't, yeaah, I mean, I know you hunt. You don't strike me as a squirrel hunter.


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[Assistant] When was the last time you saw a woodpecker? Huh? In person. Oh no, I see him all the time.


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[Assistant] We had a terrible moment this weekend though. This all just reminded me. Carter found an egg in the driveway of some small bird. I don't know what it is. I can tell you what it is.


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[Assistant] And I was like, no, but it happens like that. When it fallen out of a nest, they probably already had grieved it. Um, but oh man, it took a while to talk. He shook up. Oh, he, he just felt like he wasn't right.


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[Assistant] I've just never considered the thought of crack into the pan. Uh oh, this is a half bird.


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[Assistant] They're political. You got that one right. So, you just know what a group of every animal is? I don't know. What's a group of rhinos? Crash. He's right.


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[Assistant] How do you know this? Is that right? Hold on. Sorry, we were gonna do emails, but this is way- Oh no. This is fanta- What's a group of dolphins called?


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[Assistant] Now you know, the more you know. Anyway, emails. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. I don't know how we got to where we just got, but we got there.


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[Assistant] If you ever wonder what we do in the breaks, that was pretty much just a break. That's somebody starts talking, then we quiz them on it. Uhm, Chris! Emails in. Where's Chris from? Doesn't say. Doesn't say.


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[Assistant] Big fan. He don't want you to know. Anyway, his girlfriend and I are planning on getting married and he's recently starting shopping for engagement rings. Here's the thing though, they've only been dating seven months.


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[Assistant] Though we've known each other much longer than that. We both have always believed when you know, you know, and they both feel like they know. Everybody's supportin' them. Uhm.


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[Assistant] There might be a future father-in-law that's a little more apprehensive, but they do support him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, how, how do we think they should go about things? They're married to the idea of getting married this year. Hope in October. Do we think that's a good idea?


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[Assistant] I will keep my opinions of tiny homes to myself. Mobile home. That's fine. That's not a tiny home. That's right. That's just a home you can get from place to place if the opportunity arises. Tiny home.


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[Assistant] That's dumb. That might be cause I'm 6'2", but I've never seen a tiny home be like, yeah, me and Alice can do that. That's a little red wagon. Tiny home. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Hello JD, Uncle Si, and Martine, and other guests.