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[Assistant] And then here we go. The next thing you know, cause there ain't no predators for them or nothing like that. And they just come in there and replace the food chain.


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[Assistant] You can hunt iguanas? Air rifles. Air rifles and blow guns, that's how to kill em.


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[Assistant] They scan that big old lizard. Mm-hmm. Ain't ever been to Key West? Oh, them things everywhere.


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[Assistant] The only thing, I don't know, the iguanas may outnumber the chickens now in Key West, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I ain't ever served and every time I hear that national anthem, I get chilled.


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[Assistant] Especially when you look around and there's a bunch of people doing it with you.


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[Assistant] Where is Boonesboro? Kentucky. Oh, okay. I figured it was. There's a lot of boroughs up there through Kentucky and Tennessee and all that area. A lot of boroughs. We got a lot of veels down here. A lot of veels. It's always funny. You go to them states and you're like, a lot of boroughs, a lot of veels, a lot of cities.


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[Assistant] Which I guess is why when you go to them little towns, it says the village of blank. I don't know. I guess they just drop village on some of them and just put veal. Could you imagine rolling up through here and seeing the village of Balcombe? I don't even know what Balcombe is. But we got Balcombe Veal.


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[Assistant] Well I guess everybody wanted to build their house in a shady grove. Keep it cool. That's it.


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[Assistant] Very much creatures of habit, cause it's the same everywhere you go.


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[Assistant] She's been watching that show. No, no, growing up.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know that feeling because when I was growing up.


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[Assistant] I didn't have to stay no babysitter or childcare. I stayed with my grandparents because they both retired. Everybody knew from the hours of 10 to 2, you didn't touch that TV because at 10 o'clock,


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[Assistant] 11 o'clock, Mamaw had to watch a young and a wrestler.


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[Assistant] I had to watch what, because you know, three hours ago, something else done happened.


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[Assistant] I never understood it. Then 1230 was like bold and beautiful. It's 30 minutes stores. And then you had as the world turned.


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[Assistant] And she'd watch all that while she was cooking papaw and me lunch. Cause she cooked a hot lunch every day, just like Phil and Kay did when we worked down there. Papaw always had hot lunch.


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[Assistant] And hers, the staple at hers, there was always a pot of purple hull peas. Yep. Or. Summertime. Or, or butter beans, what we called them, but you know, yeah, lime of beans, whatever you want to call them, but we called them butter beans because she grew them in the garden.


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[Assistant] Every time, every day you could count on that and some version of cornbread, whether it be skillet cornbread or hot water cornbread, there was always a version.


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[Assistant] I was sitting there waiting on that clock to get to two. Cause I knew at two o'clock I could then con her in to go fishing at the pond across the street.


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[Assistant] You didn't have to ask her hard cause she go with you now. But she was gonna tote that five gallon bucket cause whatever you caught.


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[Assistant] We come back and knock sides off of it. It didn't matter. It didn't matter what it was.


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[Assistant] Like a name Undertaker, who was known for burying people. I mean, you wouldn't necessarily associate him with Jesus. I'll say this though, as a kid, low key, I scared to death Undertaker.


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[Assistant] Like, that boy, he rolled him eyes back in the back of his head. No sure. Like, don't you come around me son.


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[Assistant] Sound kind of like a feline ca- oh my lord.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'd, same thing, keep doing what you're doing. Just cause, don't stoop to their level. Like, is what it is.


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[Assistant] It may take longer than you desire to get to reap said reward.


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[Assistant] You will be rewarded and just keep doing your thing, but you know, that's kind of like what the, I mean it kind of.


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[Assistant] Goes back to that deal and I guess it's Romans. What should I do now? Keep on sinning just because of grace and mercy. By no means! By no means.


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[Assistant] Just keep working hard. I mean, just don't. I heard that verse once or twice this week. Yeah, so I mean, it's the same old deal.


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[Assistant] Well what should I do? Just do what they're doing or should I keep doing my thing?


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[Assistant] We're out. Amen. See y'all next time, right here. Si, ring that bell.


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[Assistant] Jase told, well now Jase told me that day, he said, you know, them crappie and willy's paws don't take him back off. I said, he restocked it last winter. He said, no. I said, yeah.


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[Assistant] He's doing what he's working for the man. Here's what I tell you, I've seen this boy more in the past month than I've seen him in the past two years. Right? I know. And now I look down, I'm like, man, who's calling me? And I'm like,


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[Assistant] Really? That's bizarre. Okay, we're back, baby. It's 2012, son. Let's roll. That's what it feels like.


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[Assistant] He would find a random thing and say, Ooh, need that. Oh, for sure. Need? That's a strong word. I put it all in my office. Yeah. He said, I said, well, what we do with, we loading it on carts and stuff. He said.


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[Assistant] Put that down after Ian, I'll come pick it up day by day. So every day he leaves here, he just has a little arm full, puts it in his truck.


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[Assistant] I will say when we moved that couch, the amount of stuff that had gone behind and under was somewhat appalling.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that was, that was a good town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you did leave and then Harry's gonna move in your office and he come down and he said, this thing will work. So now they tearing up the floors in our office.


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[Assistant] I did finally get a solid sealant in my office. I've had them holes in that thing for a while. I just dealt with it. I was like, yeah, you know, that's fine.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's in the budget or not. Harry picked out some expensive floors in there, so.


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[Assistant] You don't let your controller be in charge of the remodel budget.


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[Assistant] Cause he knows exactly how much we got. Everybody else is scared to spend money, but Harry knows exactly how much.


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[Assistant] Or just some kind of mild lift kit. Maybe put you some blocks under it or something, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Y'all been, y'all had a little fun down there, uh, since wintertime hit, ain't you? You've had some office companions?


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[Assistant] Uh, when this last cold snap hit, apparently all the food on the outside was gone and little field mice moved in.


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[Assistant] Not anymore. Not no more. Here? In this office? No, the one, the warehouse down the street.


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[Assistant] Cause that baseball team keeps it so warm in there. So, you know, they come in there, buddy, everywhere.


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[Assistant] But it's all the little ones. It's all the little field mice. It's not, it ain't the big cotton rats or other little thing living at your mom and dad.


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[Assistant] It's almost springtime and you, you couldn't be any happier, could you?


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[Assistant] And see, I wasn't even thinking about the short-legged britches. I was thinking, you, you gonna get to take your shoes off finally again.


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[Assistant] You know, and you'll feel that soft, lush grass under your feet because we've been treating.


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[Assistant] I guarantee Godwin, the only man I know that got grass stains on his feet.


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[Assistant] Cause my yard was the greenest it's ever been last year. And it was the first time that we had been using it. I've used it all through the winter.


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[Assistant] So I'm actually looking forward to getting to mow my grass for the first time this year. That's going to be fun. I want to see how it bounces back.


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[Assistant] So you were brave enough or dumb enough or I don't really know the correct term to throw a snake on Cory?


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[Assistant] What I did to Brittany last year was bad with a snake, but that ain't nothing, no. I just knew we have a garter snake that lives in our flowerbed.


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[Assistant] He lives in the little sprinkler cap thing, the irrigation control. Well, I knew he was in there because I took it off to turn my sprinklers on.


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[Assistant] And he just stayed to the next day, I said, hey, I can't get this cap off. You got small fingers. You come in here and get that thing.


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[Assistant] When she stuck her finger in that sprinkler cap, it just, he come up here and licked her finger.


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[Assistant] That Tennessee hillbilly was, was just jetting across my yard. Down the road. I'm talking about, and she said, there's something in there. I was like, no, what are you talking about? You know.


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[Assistant] And I said, look, there ain't nothing in there. When I popped it off, he just sitting there.


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[Assistant] I couldn't control it. I started dying laughing.


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[Assistant] Huh? Well, it's a harmless snake. It's a garter snake. He ain't gonna do nothing to you. What's he gonna do to me? He just come up here and give her a little kiss on the finger.


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[Assistant] And I'm proud to report he's still there this year, so nothing snuffed him out in a year. You can go there right now and go pet him if you want to, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, I got so much room for that thing. You look like one of them basketball players coming off the bench, didn't you? Just got them britches that just rip off. What if I wouldn't have seen it? What if?


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[Assistant] Oh, you'd have felt him eventually, felt her eventually, I suppose.


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[Assistant] That's where all small insects end up for whatever reason, so you know that's where she'd have got you.


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[Assistant] That was old Jesse, wasn't it? Yeah, Jesse's the one that, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he couldn't stand it. He couldn't stand to see a snake and kill it. He had to kill every snake he run across. Little rat terrier.


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[Assistant] Just throw him up until it ceased to move. And then he's like, no, I'm good with it now. Everything's good.


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[Assistant] Godwin, how many backflips have you done in your life? Now that you brought that up, I'm just- Several. I used to do them all the time.


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[Assistant] Oh no, he threatened to shoot every one of us. But he's not here. The boss is here. Snakes don't scare me. Man, my cheeks hurt. I've been laughing so much already. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You gotta just keep learning it no matter what you do, you know? Like...


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[Assistant] We in the springtime now, I'm about to figure out how all you boys been catching them fish, looking at them. I ain't ever done it. I've always resisted the temptation, but I'm about to.


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[Assistant] It's me against the ill and my teeth. That just put such a foul taste and texture in my mouth just hearing that. Oh, it's, it's bad.


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[Assistant] He's down there in that river right now telling a whole different version of this story. So boys, you go up there. Something got me. And that sucker tried to bite me and all I did was kept sliming him. Y'all just keep on, remember when in doubt, keep sliming. Are they like spewing slime out of their body? Yeah, pretty much. Oh my gosh. It was all in my mouth. That's their, that's their defense mechanism is to secrete slime. So I mean, it's like,


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[Assistant] So what you're telling me is you were taking ivermectin before it was cool.


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[Assistant] My head's full of them. Yeah! What were you doing? How did you find them?


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[Assistant] So what all parasites did you have as a kid? You had worms? I know y'all had a lice problem there for a while.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. So you, you confirmed had worms and lice. Yeah, worms for sure. Oh, lice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's crazy, I ain't ever- Did y'all have lights all the time?


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[Assistant] I know what you're talking about because when we filmed that redneck water park thing for Duck Dynasty, they had us go off that stupid rope swing.


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[Assistant] Well, the mature athlete I am landed on my side.


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[Assistant] And I, I did, I knocked, apparently I had a bunch of old earwax or something in my ear and I knocked a big wax plug in my ear, so I'm like, oh god, oh god, this hurts. I mean, it's terrible.


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[Assistant] You said, I got water in my ear, I can't get it out. I couldn't get it out. I could never get it out. And so I went to the doctor next day and the way they got that thing out.


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[Assistant] He just shot more water up in there behind it to get it out. And when he put, when he put that pressure on the inside of my ear, I thought I was going to pass out. I was like, I mean, I just, it, it, it like paralyzed me. I was like, but then as soon as that wall, that ball come out.


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[Assistant] Everything was good. Yeah, that's the way it was. Yeah. I asked him, I said, what was that from? He said, that's from him stupid foam rubber earplugs you wear duck hunt.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't, I hope you don't buddy. You ever had any ear problem? No? What's your biggest problem?


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[Assistant] You wasn't one of them people who rode around hitting mailboxes and crap like that. No, I never hit a mailbox. No, I did. Did you? Oh yeaah. Really? Man, those people make me mad.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our last break. We'll get in that inbox when we get back.


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[Assistant] When you run a small business son, you gotta keep an eye.


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[Assistant] On how much money you spending, where it's going, when it's going there, all that.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the email address. If you have more questions for Willie or anything like that, shoot them over after this episode and the next time he's in, we'll archive them and have them for him. What you got in there?


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[Assistant] I guess it was Monday. By the way, we count time. I'll just, before we get involved with this.


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[Assistant] I'm going to let this man answer cause he's, he's very astute in this part.


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[Assistant] I've been a part of several baptisms with this guy right here. Ain't nary a one of them happened on a Sunday.


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[Assistant] And we found the first thing of water we could find, whether it was...


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[Assistant] You, you are perfectly qualified to go baptize your son. You are absolutely 110 percent.


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[Assistant] Boss, thank you for coming in. Come back anytime you want to. We're out. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room.


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[Assistant] I'm still, I'm still trying to figure out what a pink one is. Nice.


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[Assistant] What state were you in? New Mexico. Pueblo.


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[Assistant] And a stick will foul it all up.


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[Assistant] And all that happened through some big explosion.


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[Assistant] I will say this, Jace, it will be a relentless treasure hunter cause, oh no, we crippled down a Woody the other day and he stayed in that thicket for 45 minutes and then boom.


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[Assistant] And he's, he got him 45 minutes later in a thicket of pether can't go through.


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[Assistant] He is the best Stilker. Stilker is what he calls it. Stilken. I don't think that's a real word.


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[Assistant] But no, it's a good cripple getter. Oh, he's, I've never seen anybody with that.


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[Assistant] That good of a mark that he puts on him. That duck will sail down 500 yards in a thicket.


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[Assistant] And he, and he, he could tell difference 20 gut shot, neck shot, head shot. He'll say, well, that one's going to be dead. I'll go get him and he'll go and 30 minutes later, he'll come back with it.


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[Assistant] No, we're not talking about me, we're talking about you, like tell me like some crazy stories. That's the craziest thing that happened on that road.


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[Assistant] It's uh, gonna win a poker tonight, and then you shake it up, my sources say no. Hey, that thing's accurate.


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[Assistant] This is mine now. What'd you ask? I asked if you were gonna kill any limits this year.


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[Assistant] You said I got a phone book, and this ain't the phone book that I grew up with. Sy, Sy, save your money, Sy. Don't make that bet. You are, you are a snowbirder. You are, what do they call that?


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[Assistant] I feel like he's got something in his hand like a razor blade. No, he ain't got nothing in his hand. I've once arm wrestled Phil, I lost. So he is strong. This is technique.


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[Assistant] Great old days? That was a great old days, huh? I don't, I mean I rem, I believe in the great old days. I don't believe that you're supposed to throw darts at other people in any day.


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[Assistant] When you're laying in a hospital bed and a doctor tells you to do something, it normally works.


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[Assistant] Uh, from a Biblical's perspective, uh, cause there's a verse. Oh, there is a verse? That makes him worried. Oh, there's a verse? It's in Leviticus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my only thing, Reese, as a person who does have tattoos, one of them's Jesus, I got my kid's names, and then I've got my anniversary, is, uh, I would say,


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[Assistant] Google it. You're gonna get arguments from both sides. Read them both. And then you can make an informed opinion on how you feel. Who you think's right, who you think's wrong. I promise you there's somebody out there that says, tattoos are a sin. You can go read it. I clearly disagree with that. But there's gonna be somebody that explains it kinda like Phil says.


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[Assistant] Alright, next. Alright, thanks Reese. Also, if your wife doesn't like them, there's your answer. Uhm, here's a very interesting one that's kind of deep and I've thought about it a lot too. Dan from Branson, Missouri. The show mistake.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. Oh, we got two bells now. Okay, now we got two bells boys. Uhm, so, I'm kinda reading this over just so I get to the point cause there's a lot to it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, basically, he's seen a lot of scandal over the years with these huge celebrity preachers, is what he's gonna call them. Amen. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] You know putting some of these pastors over others cause they got a bigger platform.


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[Assistant] We do live in a weird day and age where, I mean, Sadie's a Christian celebrity.


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[Assistant] We went through a period a couple years ago where you couldn't go to church. I mean, it was a short while here in Louisiana. So some of these people, they've got a huge platform and praise God for it. It's a great way to get the word out. And yeah, there's pitfalls there and some of them have fallen because they're humans.


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[Assistant] Alright, one more. I feel like I feel personally attacked by Robert from Dothan, Alabama. He has a question.


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[Assistant] I'd love for you guys to discuss on the show, how do you feel about grown man playing video games?


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[Assistant] Well as a person who plays video games and has friends that play it, there's a, there's a balance, just like it's a hobby.


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[Assistant] And if, if I'm going home and I'm going and locking an office door and my kids are upstairs playing video games and I'm in my office playing video games and I got a headset on talking to my buddies, there's a problem.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't play video games. If my kids are awake.


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[Assistant] I'm not playing a video game without, I might play it with them, I ain't playing one by myself or with my friends.


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[Assistant] How do we start? You say, like Martin says, and we're back. And we're back.


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[Assistant] In the duck call room. And today in the duck call room, we actually have.


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[Assistant] The real duck call room in here. The real one? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause me and God would never, never work to do this together, but we build the duck calls together every day. We actually do that every day.


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[Assistant] I've been hunting down there 23 years, I guess, and he has never missed a day other than a Sunday morning.


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[Assistant] So, uh, this has been a struggle, uh, to kill ducks this year for some reason. Uh, and I, I just point blank. No, there's no ducks in the area. It's kind of strange for this late. And I asked him, I said, Phil.


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[Assistant] I sure would like a day off. Wouldn't you like to sleep in tomorrow? He looked at me, he said, you know what? Sounds good to me.


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[Assistant] Oh, I slept till eight o'clock yesterday. It was nice.


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[Assistant] Man, it's been tough, but, uh, you know, it feels going to go no matter what because they don't want to.


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[Assistant] There are some places on the earth that you can see the stars and planets a lot better. Afghanistan was one of them.


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[Assistant] But that's one, one crazy thing about that, about that country. It was the aesthetics of it all were pleasant. And then the, but then the sun went down and you started seeing the, those tracers burn across those mountains. You're like, okay, it's not that pretty.


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[Assistant] No, it's longer than that. Yeah. 25. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. That's right. Oh, they're watching. Yeah, they're always watching.


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[Assistant] So, you know, hunting season is winding down. We're in the last week of duck and deer season.


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[Assistant] Roger that. Yep, so I ain't been in two weeks. I ain't neither.


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[Assistant] Actually six, there's six, six, and oh, six and older.


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[Assistant] That's, that's the, I've come to realize that when I just started deer hunting again, four years ago, uh,


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[Assistant] Cause we're all duck hunters, you know, nobody cared anything about the deer except Willie. And, uh, but the potential for the raised.


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[Assistant] Nice bucks down there was, was, was there, so.


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[Assistant] I just decided four years ago, I say, let's try it, see what happens.


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[Assistant] But the fun part to me is working the land, watching the crops grow, you know, naming the deer, giving them names.


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[Assistant] Well, I tricked them yesterday, so that old deer that Reed shot, Jason's son Reed, he shot a deer seven years old, giant bodied, you know, for this area, 240 pound deer in full rut.


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[Assistant] Uh, gutted him, uh, cut his head off, washed him off real good, hung him in the cooler for 25 days.


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[Assistant] And then peeled the hide off of him, cleaned him up real good. And I cut out one of them back straps and tenderized them and fried them up for Phil and Jace yesterday. And Phil said, boy, that's as tender as I've ever put in my mouth.


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[Assistant] And Jepico said that's way more than edible. That's good. But it takes, you gotta, you gotta age them and I even brined those overnight in saltwater made them a little bit better, but man, they were, they were tender, just melt in your mouth. It was good. But.


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[Assistant] But now we, we, we set out to harvest 11 old bucks and we got all of them.


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[Assistant] Well, one showed up from the neighbors the other day, but. Frank the tank. Frank the tank. Frank the tank. Only got three days to get him out and he only comes out at night.


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[Assistant] But it's something about when you're having a hit list and when somebody on the hit list shows up, you get excited.


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[Assistant] Uh, Willie's son-in-law, old, old. Which one? Jacob. Jacob. He killed one. He killed a hit-lister. And then you got, uh, my, my boy, David Martinez. He killed his first year in 30 years.


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[Assistant] I'm on, I'm on a mission to be more like my friend Jeff. That was your New Year's resolution. Selfless.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Every morning or? Well, I was having a little, as Phil would say, bowel mischief and it has helped.


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[Assistant] It's almost time. Well, you've been going after the fish during hunting season. Me and Cy have been laying low. Casting or jigging?


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[Assistant] Wow. Type in Pennsylvania woman.


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[Assistant] You heard it here first. You know, Dan saw a monkey down on Phil's property. A white one was black, black monkey with a white face.


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[Assistant] You need to find that article. Yeah, I saw that. I actually looked at the news feed the other day. They got looked at the news. I got a thing on your phone. It says news, but let me tell you something that it ain't news.


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[Assistant] You want a good laugh, look at the news feed on your phone. What are they talking about?


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[Assistant] And right after this break, we'll tell you what


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[Assistant] Well, whatever it is, it has the means. It has the means, badly. It's a coyote.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you, oh, back before, uh, I got the duck call gig, before J. Scott Famous quit working.


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[Assistant] At the local middle school, you know, football, basketball, pretty good gig. You know, PE class, you know.


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[Assistant] Play these, I played dodge ball when I first started, but somebody got hurt. You know, the principal called me in there, the parents. Yeah. Yeah. You know, griping, complaining. So the principal said, okay, you can't play dodge ball anymore. I'm like.


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[Assistant] So I changed the name from dodgeball to slaughterball. Okay, well.


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[Assistant] About a month later, somebody got hurt. Principal calls me in there and look, I thought I told you not to play dodge ball anymore. I said, well, we don't, we're playing slaughter ball. I changed the rules, you know.


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[Assistant] He just, he's staring me down. I'm like, oh, what are you going to do?


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[Assistant] So then we went from slaughter ball to shoot the ducks. Well, so then all the kids line up on the baseline in the gym and you'd have five hunters, five hunters had, each of them had a ball where they'd take off running.


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[Assistant] Take our friend across the baseline and they trying to shoot the ducks. Wop, wop, wop, that ball hit, you know, well, guess what?


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[Assistant] Well, look, my, my favorite part about, about coaching and teaching was when I got to, uh, I taught a special needs class and those kids were near and dear to my heart. And I made, when they came to my PE class, number one, I made dang sure that nobody bullied


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[Assistant] And number two, I made them my assistant coaches. I gave them a whistle.


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[Assistant] And if somebody said one, one crossword to them, you know, they were made an example of in front of the rest of them and they ended up policing themselves. That's the military way, you know.


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[Assistant] Private pile, private pile messes up, everybody pays for it. Well.


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[Assistant] Now we're talking. Yeah. But anyways, uh, yeah. So you, you remember.


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[Assistant] What those kids look like, were they grown men? They're grown men. Oh, good night.


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[Assistant] Oh, we had a big time back in them days. I'm telling you. Um, you know, that, that was part of my deal. I wanted, uh, those kids to have a good experience.


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[Assistant] Oh, so speaking of football, um, we had the LSU, one of LSU's quarterbacks in the blind the other day.


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[Assistant] I was ready, so Si calls me and he hears Si talking, so.


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[Assistant] That sigh would go in like a kamikaze.


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[Assistant] And one would knock your block off.


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[Assistant] I didn't have no sense. It takes a special human to do that.


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[Assistant] I played safety a little bit in high school. I would not do that.


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[Assistant] I was more of an arm tackler and not a very good one.


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[Assistant] I like that. My own brother's trying to keep my talent off of the podcast.


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[Assistant] Now you know how I feel. That's one thing he didn't give for me. What? Run his mouth.


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[Assistant] So I was a quiet shy person. That's right, I'm a quiet shy person.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it ain't. Hey, it's the Holy Spirit because it's Christmas. It's December.


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[Assistant] And hey boys, everybody's got inflammation in their body and it causes pain in your joints and you got about 360 of them.


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[Assistant] But hey, I got the answer to your problems. It's called Omega XL.


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[Assistant] Alright, order the first bottle and you get one, the second one free. Tell them all about how you


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, most dogs like me, but sneaky and freaky, nah.


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[Assistant] If a dog don't like you, you can't trust them boys.


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[Assistant] Kay and Phil got that from mom and dad. Merritt and James. Okay. Cause they were the same way.


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[Assistant] Well, it's kind of, it's poor and, poor and needy, needy people and dogs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but most people hadn't had good food like the Robertson's. That's correct. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a, a poor man's steak. Okay. No, no, I'm serious. That's a poor man's steak that she's turned into. It's fine.


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[Assistant] If you follow the recipe, you put the same junk together, but it's something about how you put it together.


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[Assistant] I think it, I think it's the love part. I really do. I'm serious.


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[Assistant] Who was that? Somebody famous, uh, had said that, told me, well hey I tried it and it didn't work. And he said, you didn't have the love I have.


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[Assistant] Well, I always heard that about fishing. Yeah. Tell me, hey, you ain't catching nothing, you ain't holding your mouth right. Huh?


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[Assistant] So hey, I'm watching mom and dad every time they fish, you know, and every time they catch fish, I said, wait, hey, quit turning your head. I can't see your face. And he said, what are you talking about? I said, I'm trying to hold my mouth right.


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[Assistant] My mom, my mom and dad would fish and you know, daddy's if they ain't biting, he'll try something different. So they was had signed up a bunch of baby crawfish and was using the tail.


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[Assistant] You know, they'd just break the head off, throw it away and put the tail on. You know, they wouldn't bite. You know, throw daddy's around.


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[Assistant] They're competitive. That's where we get our competitiveness. Mom and dad was competitive about everything. So hey, he's over, he was peeling his and just putting the white, white meat. Oh, letting that, letting that meats, letting that meats smell. And catch them big chinky pins. There you go. And mama said, James, what are you doing? Yeah. And he said, what?


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[Assistant] She said, every time you turn around, then you throw that bait in, you catch a fish. What are you doing?


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[Assistant] You know, he said, I ain't doing nothing. She grabbed the pole and she said, am I gonna have to wear you out with this cane pole?


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[Assistant] You're doing something because you caught the last 10 fish. He said okay baby, I'm peeling the tail and just putting the white meat on.


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[Assistant] I can't be everywhere at once to preach the gospel to everybody.


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[Assistant] So I just thought they come up with this idea of these people that I met. Okay. Weldon and Jenny and all them. So they said, Hey, American scroll. He does it. He puts this stuff on guns. Okay. But he puts his on these are only the scroll.


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[Assistant] It's normally done on metal, but they come up with this idea about putting it on t-shirts, okay? These t-shirts are made of, I don't know what the cloth is, but it's really soft. It does not scratch the body. Okay, they're comfortable. Okay, it's Uncle Si approved, of course. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's not, you've got the cross. Okay. My favorite two verses, John three, 16, 17. Okay.


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[Assistant] But anyway, they're really good people. Okay. And, uh, we're in this together. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, there's the book, boys. There it is. Hey, when in doubt, go to the book.


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[Assistant] Has a lot to do with it. Has a lot to do with mine being better.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no doing them tomatoes. Like she's talking about. Okay. That's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] Well that's, that's my key to my dressing. Cause I double the vestibule.


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[Assistant] She put a can of Borden's sweet pet milk in her dress.


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[Assistant] Okay, so look, I didn't overdo it. I said, Christine said, uh, I don't know about this sweet. So I put a half of it in there.


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[Assistant] And Christine said nope, it's too sweet for me. And Stone ate some of it.


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[Assistant] He's a little light on the stage. That's what the problem is.


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[Assistant] He finally listens to what you say. Don't even tell me. Sometimes he listens.


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[Assistant] And then you ate it. Two relishes. Yeah, there's still smoke coming off of it. Why are they missing it?


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[Assistant] He would go to one of these fish places that you don't have to eat all you can. They threw him out up and said, hey, don't ever come back.


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[Assistant] Mama, okay, went to the grocery store, she would buy groceries, like hamburger meat, like 20 pounds.


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[Assistant] Oh, well hey. You ate six hamburgers? Yes he did. With everything on them.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. When you come down to it, a good hamburger, you can't beat it. And that's what I'm saying. A good hamburger.


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[Assistant] It doesn't shrug up in solid black all the way through. I said well I can't use that, that's a little too brown.


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[Assistant] Me and this lady have been together ever since she was 14 years old. How was it going on a date and having a millstone in the back feet?


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[Assistant] Well, I want to say this, okay. I said, Happy Merry Christmas to everyone. And a happy, happy new year. May you be blessed. May you be safe. Okay. And we appreciate you listening to us.


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[Assistant] I ain't going on no grind for ducks. I ain't either. I'm Willie inspired.


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[Assistant] Lloyd from Kingwood, Texas. I think he called me at work and asked for an address.


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[Assistant] I think you're gonna want to. He said, Merry Christmas to Si.


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[Assistant] Keep spreading the gospel, brother. I wanted you to have this awesome upgrade to that


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[Assistant] Sai's out by the way. He's studying his golf.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a product of the 90s for sure.


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[Assistant] Hey, Sy, you wanna see something awesome? What? Watch this. Look at what I found in my closet.


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[Assistant] I've been waiting until- Oh woah! Woah! Nipples! Woah! My bad everyone!


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[Assistant] Fourteen, fourteen or fifteen. Oh god, twenty to twenty-two years.


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[Assistant] I prefer no one listen to this part and don't take inventory, just go buy some new stuff.


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[Assistant] As low man on the totem pole, when there's a lot of people, I'm just sitting in the middle.


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[Assistant] And they got a Christmas gift catalog that where you can give and it's like a menu of how you want to help.


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[Assistant] Well, Jeff got him all monster cause he just looked on the side of the road and he literally went, he saw it. So he's like, I'll take a picture. That thing's huge. Which is sad that he got hit by a car, but he also took the antlers.


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[Assistant] Uh, God has blessed him beyond measure. He can't complain at all. He has a beautiful wife, four boys. He said shout out Mason, Kayden, Easton, and Owen. That's a good name. Life is near perfect, but...


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[Assistant] Dylan, if you needed any inspiration, just go watch, uh, that show that Howie Mandel's on.


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[Assistant] My dad went grey early and so did all his brothers. Like 33, 34.


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[Assistant] Next email, we got a, we got a love situation. Oh, love situation. Sounds like a high schooler, maybe. Oh, I like it. Maybe younger. I like it. Tyvin, he has a problem. Oh. He needs help. We're fixing to solve it. I like a girl. She likes me.


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[Assistant] Maybe he's looking at me? I'll say this, so.


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[Assistant] Whenever me and Allison first started dating, I liked Allison, she liked me. She liked you.


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[Assistant] My homeboy liked Allison too, and we were friends. Uh oh, homeboy liked Allison too? You don't know him. Oh.


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[Assistant] We're still friends, but a conversation was had and it wasn't like, Hey man, are you okay? It was, Hey man, I'm just letting you know this, this is going down and I don't want your feelings to get hurt.


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[Assistant] And he, I'm sure he was disappointed, he's not anymore, he's married, he's got two kids of his own. But, my advice is, you're gonna disappoint people. Especially women. Especially women.


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[Assistant] Better to disappoint than to piss off.


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[Assistant] Romans 14 verse 8, if we live, we live for the Lord. If we die, we die for the Lord. So whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.


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[Assistant] Look, no, I had my lawn set for $15. My wife's tapping him on the head cause it's going off and I ain't hearing it. So I get up, get dressed, drive down there to the stupid lair. I'm always 20 minutes early.


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[Assistant] So I'm sitting there, you know, on the summit, well, Phil and a whole crew comes in on his truck, three people, two people with him. Then Jace drives up behind me, you know, took him like 20 minutes to get out of the truck, finally walked by and I said, Stone's showing up today, and I asked Phil that too. And he said, well, he's supposed to.


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[Assistant] So I was sitting there the whole time, as soon as I shut the key off, I said, what am I doing here?


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[Assistant] So finally, I just said, well, hey, it was close to, you know, 5.30 after.


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[Assistant] I was going to tell Dean goodbye. He's going back to Mississippi after the duck hunt. So I just pulled out and was going and they coming down the road. So I stopped, you know, and they backed up.


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[Assistant] Deer that we wanted to shoot and he come out there and we popped him and, hey, we're back in the house by, you know, seven o'clock.


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[Assistant] Yep, and hey, I made a perfect shot on him. He sure did. Old Chad nurse practiced his phone rung, you know, and I looked at it because I've got a call where I know who's calling now.


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[Assistant] Hey look, I had a hundred people calling me asking for money. So now my wife, all she does is pick the phone and says, if you're looking for the Dolce Nation, you need to look elsewhere. Bonk. They hang up.


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[Assistant] You know, so hey. But anyway, you know, Chad called, he said, I heard you, you killed old me. The guy said, hey, he messed up and showed up. I said, and I put a perfect child on it.


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[Assistant] But he is pretty dick. I mean real pretty dick. And a good rack.


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[Assistant] Well, I think he's a little older than five and a half. He may be.


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[Assistant] Well, he was still in his prime. He was in his prime.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, I was going to say that. Alright, y'all heard it on the podcast first.


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[Assistant] Played like the football team they've played all season. 13-1.


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[Assistant] Hey, they were defensed, okay. They scored one touchdown. Otherwise, they was in there three times and hey, they had to kick a field goal. So, Georgia show four times.


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[Assistant] Well see, I was so tired last night after hunting in the morning for ducks and then hunting in the afternoon for ducks. That was way past your bedtime. I went to bed like stone. I went to bed, I finally just woke up and I looked at the clock, it was 8.30 and I said,


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[Assistant] You know, the game started like at 7.30. Well, hey, I was asleep. I'd only watched about five minutes. I haven't spent an hour.


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[Assistant] It was quiet today. Look, I hadn't laughed. Okay, I'm with, I'm with two people whom I love very clearly. Okay. And we're watching deer the whole time. Yeah. So, and then I get to shoot the buck we went after.


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[Assistant] Thank you. That's why, hey, and we had a riot doing it. Oh, I guarantee you.


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[Assistant] And Stone was chewing Dean's rear end because hey, he said, he showed, took a picture of us with a deer and Stone said, Hey, I can't see his points.


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[Assistant] The point of this, he's an eight point, I wanna see all eight of them. Y'all tell you what, I'm trying.


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[Assistant] He said, what do you mean? He said, hey, get it closer, draw it in or zoom in, do something.


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[Assistant] I would like to hit the big, like, you know, 240 million dollar lottery.


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[Assistant] With that little hole, they call it my pop gun, okay. That's why, that's why every time they're out there over 40, I'm out.


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[Assistant] That's the most I've seen Phil Robertson laugh in a long time. He laughed.


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[Assistant] You talking about fly, that's why they've got what in the encyclopedias they say they fly this fast and all this and they, they got it even by species.


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[Assistant] They ain't never seen one come out of the sky from up there where they look like they're mosquitoes.


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[Assistant] They're coming a lot faster than that, ain't they? Yeaah. And then, then when you hear them, you think a jet has just come over.


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[Assistant] Martin looked up and he said, hey, get ready. It's three, uh, canvas bags. They come back and hey, I said, that's what we killed them. I said, Martin, three ducks made that


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't pull out in front of nothing. I catch up with them and shoot them. When the gun barrel blocks them out.


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[Assistant] Cause he, cause he's aerodynamic. Okay. From the tip of his bill, it's, it's at an angle where his body is.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's back by 36 years of research, Jack. Okay, and look, and you can find it only one place on this planet we call Earth.


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[Assistant] That'd be the pristine waters of New Zealand. What do you find there? And we're talking about Omega XL. What's it do for you? Hey, look.


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[Assistant] JD, do you know that you've got over 360 joints in your body? Some days it feels like more. Okay, and sometimes there's painful pain in these joints.


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[Assistant] Well hey, I got the answer to your problem, baby. Tell me what it is. All you do is you order.


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[Assistant] One bottle, and you get the next one free. Bottle of what? A bottle of Omega XL. And then you can take these little pills, they're easy, they're small.


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[Assistant] And look, I call them my first responder, okay, cause I've been on them for about a year and a half now. Okay. You take them, hey, they rush.


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[Assistant] To this joint that is in pain, and hey, and guess what happens.


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[Assistant] We're in Mouselike Blind, which is, you know, a big type of street. How tall, how high up was it?


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[Assistant] And it's, it's like a, uh, one half of a horseshoe. Yeah, it's a guinea like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hey, we, we hear them. Here they come. And it's about 40 of them, except there's something funny about the bunch.


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[Assistant] It's just a bright yellow spot in the middle of it.


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[Assistant] And Phil said, hey, don't nobody move. And he said, and don't nobody shoot. Whatever that is, yellow in that bunch, I'm fixed to kill it.


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[Assistant] So it makes round, here they come back, he BOOM! Folds it, okay.


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[Assistant] You know, goes out there in the P-Row, he's got a P-Row at the bottom there, you know, cause we parked a big road somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Gets in the P-roll, goes out there, picks it up, comes back, and he says, hey, guess what this thing is?


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[Assistant] We all said, what? It was a bunch of cannons back. He said, you're exactly right. It's a cannons back, but it's bright, bright yellow, canary yellow. They had took an egg and injected it with a yellow dye.


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[Assistant] And I ain't talking about just a dull yellow. No, no, no. This is bright canary yellow. And they've done a bunch of the species of ducks. They did them all kinds of colors, pink, blue, red. Yes.


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[Assistant] You know, and put a radio collar on them so they could see where they're migrating. Cause they know rednecks. Okay.


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[Assistant] If something comes flying by that looks weird, a retinax gonna shoot it, but it ain't ground checking.


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[Assistant] Cause Phil, when he was hunting with Coco down South Louisiana and tomorrow in the, it was timber and flooded timber, you know, 62,000 acres.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. They was, it was like 5,000 ducks come in and lit on them at daylight.


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[Assistant] And Phil said, don't nobody shoot. He said, what we want to do here, he said, find a odd duck in there, something different, something special.


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[Assistant] So I said, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, kill that big Drake. Tell me, what are the wonders? Ten of them. I've clipped me a couple. I'm like BOOM!


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[Assistant] Cause what? Phil killed a yellow one. He met a guy in Arkansas that killed a blue one.


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[Assistant] Then somebody else somewhere killed a pink one. There you go.


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[Assistant] He's a control freak. No, no, cause I had said, I said, I said, say, look, there you go. They did.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I'm just saying, but I think about that though, look, you're in a duck blind and something that bright yellow, a big bunch of them and only one of them in the middle is like that.


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[Assistant] You tell me that we went to the purpose of Mississippi for quail. Okay. They released quail, chucker, and feather. You know, you would think a hawk would attack the quail. No, they killed the feather.


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[Assistant] I guess that's why they do it because they, they, they go and put them out. Okay. And then come back and get the hummus.


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[Assistant] And the guy, the dog handler's saying, Hey, that's a pheasant. I can tell what exactly. So we're all getting ready for a pheasant.


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[Assistant] But anyway, no, he's, this one's laying in the middle of the road and he's half-eight.


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[Assistant] Well, where's that? Where is it? Oh, it ain't no talent. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no, where he lives, where he's been living since 1970. Dale's house? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's the reason that Miles Flake is a refuge.


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[Assistant] Run a test and give me the band that's got the name Phil Rodgers.


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[Assistant] Then next thing happened, they flew over it. Next thing happened was the government moved in and bought it and made a refuge. And they burned down the blind. And burned down the blind.


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[Assistant] We had a tree blind in, in the middle of the property, be break. That's where all the ducks come in. When they come in, when you migrate, they've go down.


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[Assistant] Okay, and we built a blind and lack the lost demand of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Tommy's, uh, one of our right guard or tackling at Louisiana Tech, Maurice Greer. That weighed in about 280.


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[Assistant] Probably 70 yards at the top of it. Okay. So we made about five or six 14 foot ladders.


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[Assistant] About as big as my thumb, okay. And we was ratcheting them with metal containers going over our tuba sixes that we made the lighter out of. You know, screwed into that cypress tree. Whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh no. Yeah, but hey, it was worth it. One of the coolest mornings I hunted.


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[Assistant] Is that the blind shooting ports, you walked out, got on it, you walked up about four steps, got on the shooting ports, and when you stood up, you're above all the blind. Okay, you're 100, or 360 degrees, you can shoot.


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[Assistant] Bluebird Day. Here comes 25 wood ducks. You know, and that is three for three.


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[Assistant] You talking about pretty. And look, they, they wasn't flying flags. I'm serious. They just, it was like they wasn't even doing the wings. They were just kind of floating, just.


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[Assistant] Okay, these are the gospel symbols. Okay. The first arrow, we just read the verse on our podcast about a verse 14, John for one 14. The word became flesh and dropped among us. That's Jesus.


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[Assistant] They nailed him to a cross and killed him. Okay. They took him down. This here is the tomb.


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[Assistant] Yep. They put him in a, in a man, a man wanted to let me have Jesus's body. I'll put him in my tomb.


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[Assistant] So he put, was put in a new grave. Okay. Cross couldn't hold him. Tomb couldn't hold him. Here's this arrow right here going back. It's pointing up. Hey, there was a bunch of people watched Jesus bodily ascend back into heaven. They watched him go. Okay.


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[Assistant] He's done the most important four things. He's got one job left to do.


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[Assistant] There's another arrow pointing back down to this earth. He's already set foot. He walked on this earth. He will never do that again. When he comes back, those that believe in him, he's coming back to get his people.


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[Assistant] Oh no, you're talking pretty. One of the prettiest mornings I ever seen, we watched nine big river otters.


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[Assistant] I heard the fish. I'm already told that's the fish.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we would go in on Friday night because you could kill the limited ducks and tag them. Okay, they had tags you could get, okay. You know, we'd tag. Hunt Saturday morning, tag them, pull limits. Hunt Sunday morning, tag them.


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[Assistant] Sometimes on Monday morning, if we didn't have to work, you'll tag them.


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[Assistant] No whiskey. Me and Tommy would be in. Me and Tommy and daddy or somebody else would be in. In fish or something would be.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't, it was hard to get, uh, so you didn't now bowl in the field. It was hard to get him and whoever they was hunting with out of the Moss Lake blind. You might not have had to take a two before he off pry bar, make them up somewhere else. You had to pry them out of that. That was their home.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, that was their hoe. Tommy, you know, he hunted fish lake and then bee break a lot.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeah, that was ten apiece 70 and like, you know, you talk about, man, you talk about some duck hunt.


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[Assistant] It was fun to actually go up there and brush your blind on Miles Lake and then, and the flight would start.


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[Assistant] Lighten, lighten and hey, lighten and swimming away, lighten swimming away, lighten. I've seen it once.


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[Assistant] Well, I've seen a lot of ducks up there, but the most ducks I've seen was Dixie Louisiana on Red River.


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[Assistant] I was back in the hay day boys, I'm telling you. That kind of ain't what it used to be. Oh no. And like when the river got out of, you know, it was flooded in flood stage. Yeah. You know, we fished Moss Lake and, and, uh, Bee Break and Moss, you know, Fish Lake.


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[Assistant] But we pulled up there one day and look, we shut the vehicle off and all you can hear is just, it's a roar. It's like thunder. And all it is is brim feeding.


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[Assistant] Just the smacking of them eating mayfly and whatever critters is hitting the top of the water.


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[Assistant] It was in March. It was in March. And look, when he's saying that, you know, you're talking about millions, millions of mayflies hitting the water.


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[Assistant] I actually done that when I was stationed in uh, Massachusetts.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get no fish to hit. I was up in Massachusetts in a creek. Okay. That was full of trout, but I've seen trout jumping away 14, 15 pounds.


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[Assistant] I'm serious. I was out there waiting and had a, a mayfly, a mayfly, uh, artificial lure on my fly rod would touch.


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[Assistant] And, but just watching that was so unique because it was literally millions of little Mayflies.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no. I went to the bank, took my pocket knife out and cut me a big club. I'm serious. He went out there and was going to wait till they jump up. Cause they was jumping over. They was jumping over my flower. So I said, I'm going to go out there and play baseball with these trout to get me.


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[Assistant] We've seen some wild things. Oh, I imagine. You know, I was telling Dr. Dean about migrating squirrels.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's true. Okay. And it'll tell you when the woods, it used to be just solid woods from Arkansas all the way down to Louisiana. Well, they would migrate. Yeah. And when Phil told me about it, I said, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] He said, we're gonna score in the middle of the supper, you know, and he told me how to get there.


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[Assistant] You know, and I just bought me a brand new 22 with scope on it. You know, well, when I walked up there, look, what is, what kind of shotgun is that you got? I said, it ain't shotgun, it's . We looked about five of us, the hell got to laughing. He said, what are you bringing a 22 for? I told you, these are migrated squirrels.


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[Assistant] And I said, well, what are you talking about? He said, they never stop.


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[Assistant] They just gonna go buy you in the top of the trees. And I said, don't worry about me, I'll get mine. And I did, I did, I killed my limit of eight.


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[Assistant] It's a cool thing to see. Oh no, it's a cool thing to see, it really is.


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[Assistant] And I'm telling you, they're coming through the top of the trees looking for you. Just blow them off a limb with shotgun.


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[Assistant] I said, I'll take, I'll take, yeah. I said, hey, give me unsweet tea. And I said, and bring me a bowl or a plate of lemon with it.


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[Assistant] And there ain't nothing left but to rhyme. Oh, no, no. I sit there and squeeze the juice out.


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[Assistant] Eat, drink, you know, eat the, eat the goods at it.


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[Assistant] I've actually liked the rhyme too, cause the rhyme's the best part for you. It's a little too stout though.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it is. That's where all the vitamins are. Here's what the nutritionists tell you. The doctors that are nutritionists. All of them.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, Miss, don't have done discuss this. I better not catch any, uh, deadly disease that I know I'm on my way out.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. Okay. Kids. Is the government made them illegal?


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[Assistant] Well, that was going down memory road. Oh yeaah. We've seen so many wonderful things out in God's creation. That was the best part of it.


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[Assistant] I said no, I didn't say that out today. If they had had me on the medical machine that shows brain wave activity, I said it wouldn't have been there.


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[Assistant] But all she's doing, okay, in my humble opinion.


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[Assistant] You can always, okay, strive to make something better.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. So here's the deal. That's where, hey, that's one of the things you gotta be, uh, you be tactful on this. So everybody's always looking for a short cut. Hey, I like it just the way you do it.


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[Assistant] And there are some people right here that are very good that Dan does that. Because stone is an excellent cook.


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[Assistant] And she's upgraded, okay, in my humble opinion, cause we had something other than that, okay.


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[Assistant] Cause now they are, they're fine. It's butterscotch cowboy. Okay. Oh, they are fine. Oh, instead of chocolate chips. They are better too. I ate six of them. Praise God. Hey boy.


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[Assistant] You don't even understand how much I love you. But hey, next time you cook this, use the original recipe, please.


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[Assistant] Be positive boys. Be positive boys. Hey, I've been, I've been around people that are negative. Okay. That's rough. That's why I went back home.


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[Assistant] When I got up, pulled up, I said, what are you here for?


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[Assistant] And sir, my advice to you is, hey, you and your lovely wife, y'all name your children.


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[Assistant] My personal opinion, you know, you're going to have to choose. I like both of them. He likes both?


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[Assistant] I'll end this with a, we're duck hunters.


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[Assistant] And hey, the almighty, when he made a duck, and he made a bunch of species of them, okay. They're a jet. Okay. They're a boat.


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[Assistant] Okay, and they can be a submarine when they choose to be.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll eat it all week long. Till it's gone. Till it's gone. Till it's gone, boy.


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[Assistant] Hey, listen to this. Carolina's eat biscuits at Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] Who would ever eat fruitcake? Anybody like fruitcake? That log? No. Johnny D, what about you? You don't like fruitcake? I don't know anybody that would eat it. Until now, apparently.


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[Assistant] Uh-oh, uh-oh. Johnny D, where we goin' on Saturday?


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm not waking up early to do that. Now look, he loves to eat ducks too. And Jace gave him some ducks in the church parking lot and he was walking across and me and Silas and my wife was with us.


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[Assistant] Hey, he said, look here, I got these ducks, Jase give me. And I was like, yeah, that's a nice mountain man. I tried to drive off. He said, hey, I'm going to get these ducks and cook them up. I just rolled the window up and drove off. It was going to be a very long story.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you what I think about dad's responsibility is gonna be. It's gonna be to communicate before this happens what his expectations are because if you, what is known is manageable. Absolutely. If it's not known, then there's chaos and dad's mad because somebody, somebody shot a deal. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Justin over the years has probably said, here's some feedback for you, Philip, that I didn't want to hear, but I took some time and I listened to it and vice versa. So you gotta be able to give that feedback and receive it and forgive each other. You know what? Like, I mean, it's just a deer.


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[Assistant] See, if I woulda, if I woulda, but the Robertsons are terrible communicators.


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[Assistant] But if they would have told me that- I agree with that. That's why they hire people to do it. If they would have told me, Philip, you don't want to shoot the ducks when they fly by, wait till Phil says cut them, I never would have got up off the seat.


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[Assistant] Hi, consider yourself warm. Welcome back, we're in the duck call room.


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[Assistant] No, that's the day y'all, is that the day y'all shot all them woodies? Well, we killed 18, told them to woodies.


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[Assistant] No, it's been a strange start, that's for sure. We've had a good start.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I wouldn't waste my time out there. It was just like us. So yeaah, we're killing a few. Oh, yes. No, he was trying to make us laugh.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna take this time to give everybody a fishing tip in the winter. Go get in the channel and just look for the people.


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[Assistant] I do too. Get in the channel and look for people. But if you'll treat it like comrades and just go out there and be in a big wallet. Look for the flotilla boys. Hey, flotilla. Yeah, the flotilla.


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[Assistant] And I ain't ever even tried to think from Applebee's, but every time I see that commercial, I'm like, no, that's a guard. That's a mega guard.


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[Assistant] Now I might not have caught him. Tell Big Dave, tell Big Dave next time when you cook fish, say look here dad, here's what I want you to do. And just see the kind of luck he gives you.


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[Assistant] I gotta disagree with you there, but I grew up with cornmeal later. Yeaah. I mean, that's all my mom cooked for me.


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[Assistant] No, it's good, look, it's good. My problem is this. I'm still confused by the Doritos. No, that's good. Is it? Yeah, that's solid. Okay. It gives your flour something crunchy.


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[Assistant] How big was it, big? I thought all these people had some mega turkeys. That's all they had at the store apparently. Mine was 13 pounds, it was perfect.


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[Assistant] You know, six hours down, or no, he said six, yeaah, six hours down, four to go, I said.


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[Assistant] Hammer, that thing's gonna be like boot leather when you get off there. He said, well, it was 24 pounds. I said, that ain't no turkey.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, what we gonna do for Christmas? I don't know. Maybe we'll get into that here in a little bit. Gavin, we went out there by your house that night. I honked a horn when I went by. I heard. We went to the Candy Cane Lane out there. Oh, Candy Cane Lane. Went and saw the Christmas lights. How was it this year? I thought it was pretty cool. I like the duck hunting scene. Has that been out there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, our dog got one too. Jonah. Sweet pea harvesting.


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[Assistant] Tell me all about her day, I guess. I don't really know if she's saying anything or not, but that seems to be what she's doing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, uh, what was it, Lance? Todd. Todd. Todd. Little big Todd. That was a good dog. He was. Todd was as solid as a cow. Big Todd. Roger. He was a biscuit eater, but he was a good one.


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[Assistant] Now see, that's just a little too close. Yeaah. I'll put it up.


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[Assistant] I'm laughing because I don't know how many times I've sent a picture to Brittany of my feet covered by a dog on the toilet. I'm saying come get your dog.


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[Assistant] Let's see. Let's see. Yep. Oh yeah, seen that. I mean, that's not a real man's dog, but that's a snapchat too.


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[Assistant] Inside a sweet, are cats like that, the sweet pea coming to the bathroom while you're relieving yourself?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I say that looked like he put that one there, yeah.


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[Assistant] She gets up on top of the couch, she's a 50 pound lab, get up on top of the couch, on top of the recliner.


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[Assistant] She, between, I don't know if she thinks she's a Shih Tzu or a parrot, but that's kinda like the way she sits.


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[Assistant] Now look, that hammer done got comfortable. He took his shoes off. He had planned on being there a minute.


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[Assistant] Let's take a break on the skid marks. We're getting impersonal now on skid marks boys.


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[Assistant] And she got right back in between my shoulder blades where it was a doggone tight. Next day, woke up, no problem.


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[Assistant] It does help treat muscle tension from working out or, you know, in my case, like.


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[Assistant] An injury from duck season. Like, I mean, I was just tied. I ain't done it in a year. So, you know, it takes a while.


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[Assistant] It don't bother me. Stuff like that. Half time at the gas station, I'm buying rice bran too.


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[Assistant] Go inside while it's still pumping? I don't know, that's what my, that's what my gas cap's for, is to hold that handle up. So I ain't gotta stand there and do it. Got an automatic shut off on it, it'll quit.


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[Assistant] Well, he's right. But I noticed that guy's wearing a farsuit too. A farsuit.


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[Assistant] I sent Brittany in for rice bran. Go tote that 50 pound bag out.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that's the dollar game. Yeaah. I always lose. You know how we play it for Christmas, makes it really fun? What? Scratch offs.


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[Assistant] That's one of my favorite stocking stuffers.


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[Assistant] I'm not either. I don't, they don't mean that much to me, but when they, when they have the Christmas themed ones, I go get $20 worth of them, wad them all up and put them in Brittany stock.


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[Assistant] Y'all may star host on Christmas Eve brunch. Brunch. There you go.


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[Assistant] And I like breakfast burritos. Yeah, I like, I'm a fan of brunch cause you get like, yeah, you get both combinations. It's the best of everything.


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[Assistant] Which is solid. Alright, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Look, as we go into winter, Christmas time and all that, our vehicle's out in the cold. Your house out in the cold. Busted water lines.


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[Assistant] There you go. You solved that dilemma. What kind of cake did Jesus like? I'm just curious.


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[Assistant] But that's terrible. That doesn't even cast it in a good light.


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[Assistant] We get into that. I do want to pass on a little.


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[Assistant] Little news I read last night for our fans at home. Look, you know we believe in the power of prayer and everything. Our friend,


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[Assistant] Jim Shockey, his wife has been diagnosed with late stage lung cancer.


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[Assistant] For sure. And if you don't know who Jim Shocky is, look him up. He is a, uh,


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[Assistant] Figurehead in the hunting world, he is a true outdoorsman, conservationist.


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[Assistant] Having got to spend time with Jim and his family, Jim, he's a great guy, period. End of story. He is a, just a good human being. And so Jim.


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[Assistant] Louise, you are in our thoughts and prayers as you.


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[Assistant] Prepare for the battle that's ahead of you. Uhm, and, you know, I just want everybody to lift that family up because GM has done a lot for even people like us for the outdoors and getting them a voice. So, uhm, you know, anyway, so if y'all think about it, lift the Shocky family up. They are really, really good people. So, go ahead Jotty D.


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[Assistant] Tip two, look, here's what I do. I always, always, always make sure that the reeds are facing down when I blow. So if you do get any moisture, it ends up on your barrel and not on your tone board.


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[Assistant] You have to actually look at the call, but the way I have mine positioned on my lanyard, that is the way I'm going to pick it up and blow it. There's no other way for me to do it. Tip 3.


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[Assistant] If it's been a while since you called, keep it in a jacket pocket. Like all our jackets, all your weighters all have pockets right here around your chest. Now slide them in there. Let your body keep it warm. It'll keep that moisture from sticking and locking and there you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or the plastic got flat, lost memory and you can bend it with your fingers and put a little more memory back in it.


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[Assistant] I do this all the time too and just hunting.


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[Assistant] Like when I get through blowing, I don't know if I just worked ducks and had to blow a lot as soon as we shoot and get them picked up and everything.


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[Assistant] I'll just go ahead and take my call apart and clean it out anyway because I know there's a pretty good chance. So if you got a little downtime, just break it up and you know, wipe it off, wipe it on your jacket. If you got paper towels, those work great, but do that and just, you know, keep on doing it. Other thing we can do is send you some longer reads. They won't stick as bad, but your call is going to be a lot lower. So, you know, there you go. There's a bunch of different things.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's heads. That's heads. Is the eagle heads? The eagle is heads. This eagle is tails. Yeah. This, this one is, but that was heads.


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[Assistant] Tails ain't the only thing that never fails, neither does gold or silver, and they can help you out with that, especially with the way our economy's going right now. Look, we all know how screwed up it is, price of gas and groceries skyrocketing, product shortages, delays, all that kind of good stuff, and we know that inflation


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[Assistant] You know what my parents- Sunday we're shutting it down and we're headed in. You know what my parents and grandparents did with me too? They sat with me when I was those ages and said a prayer before bedtime.


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[Assistant] of giving thanks and talking to the Lord. It's a, it's a, it's a reminder that's not, hey, go read your Bible. Or, you know, something like that. You're supposed to be praying and reading your Bible. I need, I need you to memorize seven scriptures today. You don't know. I mean it's just a constant way to keep it


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[Assistant] To keep that thought in their head the whole time. Trust me, as you go up now, like.


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[Assistant] If I stop and grab something quick to eat and I take a bite and I didn't say something, whether it be out loud or under my breath, I'm like, oh.


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[Assistant] That'll preach right there.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't have that figured out yet, man. Be a 17 year old. Like those days will come. You still have a lot of time to mature. A. As a person. B. As a Christian.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, there's, that, that, those, those days will come for you. Don't try to rush it.


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[Assistant] You just honestly don't care if you wake up anymore because just like I said, where you're going.


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[Assistant] It's way better than where you're at, so.


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[Assistant] 844-48. 8-8. There you go. And don't forget, the second one is free, boys.


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[Assistant] And drop that big rascal. Congratulations, Craig.


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[Assistant] It was below 60, you didn't have your heater on? No. Golly.


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[Assistant] Where you goin'? Tails never fails, boys. I had heads. What? I think that's tails. That's heads. Is it? The eagle's heads. Oh, that's heads.


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[Assistant] But that's not a bad idea. We could go, you're starting to think of moonlight? Over there and put your little tip jar out.


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[Assistant] It's not the pain. I'm not as good as Cy. It's not the pain. It goes straight to the pain. Cause it's infl- it just takes care of that inflammation. It's not topical creams or ointments boys. It's the real.


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[Assistant] Bella's a cook, because she called, she messaged my wife the other day and said, hey, whenever y'all are all better, I need to come to your house and learn your sourdough tricks. And I was like, what is happening to Bella?


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[Assistant] The further south you go, the crazier the people get. And so you gotta, animals, that's, that's microevolution. They're like, uh uh.


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[Assistant] Tomorrow is your birthday. It is my birthday. Which is actually National Dog Day. Yep. And.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but no, if your birthday is National Toilet Paper Day, I know what I'm getting you.


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[Assistant] No, I could get that thing clean, but I did look up what today actually is. What is today? And I actually like it a little more.


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[Assistant] I kid you not. Hey, what does this say? April 27th, National Tell a Story Day. Hey!


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[Assistant] Alright, I got a good one. Uh oh. 61 years old. Uh oh, somebody wants some money. Somebody wants some money. Yeah. I like this. This man has gone every time the lottery goes.


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[Assistant] And finally it rolled around and hit the number. And he finally won. And now he has 18.4 million dollars.


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[Assistant] They own a local, uh, army veteran owned business, so we thank you for your service. A roofing company out of Fredericksburg, Texas. Uh, they thought they would send us some stuff. We thought you would enjoy this hat. This is just to you, Sy. From Fredericksburg, Texas, an old German town in Texas Hill Country.


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[Assistant] Or maybe just last week. Derek sent an email in, I don't know if you were on that episode, where his wife made the cobbler, and he told her, it's pretty good, but that's not how mom made it.


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[Assistant] We got more! So now people such as Andrew, uh, are sending in their stories of when they told their spouse, that's no good.


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[Assistant] And I think we need to start a segment called That's No Good. Hey, that'll work. So I need more emails of when you had to tell somebody and hurt their feelings that their food was no good. Why would it hurt their feelings? I've got a great one.


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[Assistant] Of my wife's cooking when we were very freshly married, but Andrew sent one in. Uh, he got his wife to make his mom's meatloaf. But he said that's not how my mama made it.


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[Assistant] Uh, he was, they'd been, he and his wife hadn't been dating long, he was hanging out at her apartment, but he was about to go to work. She asked what he wanted for supper. He said, uh, she said, do you want to do breakfast foods? Breakfast foods for supper. You know what that is? Sure.


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[Assistant] And he, so he asked her, he said, oh, you make gravy. And she responded, yeah, it's easy. You just make it out of the pouch.


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[Assistant] And he got back to our apartment that evening, still feeling bad.


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[Assistant] And he gathered the, while he was gone, she had researched and gathered the correct ingredients for classic sausage gravy. Not really sure cause she'd never done it before. She's a pouch girl. That's flour and milk. To this day, it was the best sausage gravy my man Daniel has ever had.


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[Assistant] My wife, we were married in December. Two months later, it's Valentine's Day. I wake up and the house smells like breakfast. I'm like, hey, lookie here, this is wonderful. And she made beignets. That's a pretty easy recipe.


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[Assistant] She, we got married young. She's a fantastic cook now. Back then, hit or miss, she was learning. Thank you Pioneer Woman for teaching her. Uhm, but she made these beignets and I was like, this is going to be awesome. They looked great. I bit into it and there was a crunch that I can't describe because it didn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she found a recipe online that instead of the teaspoon of salt, you know how like you're baking something, it's like a teaspoon of salt, it said a cup of salt.