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[Assistant] Just a little bit more for something nice. And that's certainly what these are. They're very nice frames, but well under what is typically a designer sunglass price. Uh, so they have a lot of styles to choose from. You got classic, trendy, round, aviator, mirrored, polarized. For him and her, they say you are sure to find the perfect pair.


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[Assistant] So you can get 15% off your order today with free shipping and free returns by going to movement.com slash dudesoup. Uh, note about the spelling that's mvmt.com slash dudesoup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 15% off, free shipping, free returns, if you don't like the shades or they don't fit.


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[Assistant] They don't slide around on my face much, they block out the sun really well. It's like, it's the perfect combo too because it's not like too dark, I don't know, it's weird to


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[Assistant] I'm no, I'm no sunglass aficionado, but I've worn sunglasses that I can't wear inside and out because they're just like too tinted. These are the perfect amount of tint. Yeah. So it makes outside not glary, I can still see things inside. Call those hangover glasses. Yeah. And boy do I need those.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, summer's starting, get yourself a nice pair of shades. Uh, movement.com slash dude soup. Thank you for the sponsorship, and for the sunglasses. Thank you. I'm gonna look real good this summer.


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[Assistant] We don't need to do that. We're, we're, we're on the tail end. Okay. So yea, you can just leave it. Uhm. The game's almost over. You can roll in that short game? It's, it's yea, it's...


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[Assistant] Guess what? From the web address on their back. But the logo is also the seaman logo that we're a little broad. It says don't panic. Don't panic. And then yea, the web address. Man, as he says.


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[Assistant] So you're gonna have to fight him for it and wear his skin.


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[Assistant] God. Yeah, he evolves. Horrible. You know, I'm attacking that pig or whatever. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because it was like a Netflix trailer. So it was like House of Cards, they had, uh, uh, Narcos on there. So there is no trailer really. It's very- No, there is, there is. It's just a kind of a cutesy intro, and then it actually shows you clips from there.


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[Assistant] If it has the soundtrack, I'll just put it on another monitor, that's good enough. Castlevania music is awesome. So that's kind of all I care about.


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[Assistant] That was an anime. I guess moving on to Hard Net, and we had a, uh, upset. Upset last week, of all time. Bobbaloony took out Big Knee Lover. And boy, the audience was- Yeah, I like reading-


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[Assistant] So anyway, last week's winner was Babylonia thanks to their amazing jingle, uh, which I can't play because the Twitch overlay wasn't a jingle.


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[Assistant] I know it does, but it's not. Stop arguing with them. That just means they were wrong. They were wrong. Today's entry, maybe, uh, it's going back to Hard Net and Basics, I guess. Uh, let me... Is it not Face Paint? It's not Face Paint. It's the Castlevania trailer. It's better. It should be Face Paint. Nothing's better than Face Paint.


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[Assistant] May, uh, may steal some thunder there, and I apologize, but, uh, Game Girl Power is a YouTube channel that is the best, uh, originally dedicated to strong females in video games.


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[Assistant] The channel has now become a place for creative, sometimes artful, inspiring, or just plain fun videos, demonstrating that there is beauty in physical strength. Uh, due to recent YouTube censorship, most of the content has moved to their Patreon. Hope you enjoy the channel. Feel free to comment and suggest new content. If you're a game developer or artist who would like to see your work here, leave a comment and I'll happily get in touch.


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[Assistant] Let's take a look at some of that art. Strongest women on the planet. That's right, right here.


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[Assistant] That's scary. She's got vascularity on her tits. There's no muscle in her.


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[Assistant] Second Life Bodybuilding Contest 2017. Of Second Life?


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[Assistant] At least just feels intimidated. I read it all about Koutaku, the only girl syndrome. That's what Elise is feeling right now.


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[Assistant] Woo! I think that nipple is bigger than her head. Like a normal sized girl's head. I'm not saying all women.


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[Assistant] Ah, yea. Game Girl Power is creating videos, comma, art. Cause it's both of those. Man, don't be redundant, yo.


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[Assistant] I can't, damn. Why are you browsing in Steam? Cause I dunno, it was right here. I didn't feel like closing the game. It might have made the Elgato flicker and I didn't want to have to resync. Where's the news?


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[Assistant] Is she dabbing? Nope, just singing. She's a pop star. Man, she does everything. Looking for voice actresses, so many releases on the high horizon, we just finished Derpy 3. She's on her phone.


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[Assistant] Female super strength animal. We saw this, yeah. Oh no. Here she goes. Did she just fart?


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[Assistant] Oh, I still vote for the Jack women. Bob-a-Luna, get the fuck out. Power Girls, power in gaming. Game Girl Power is here to stay. And if you got problems with that, you take it up with the Poe Show, because I'm gonna be addressing some of that business. Uh oh. On that note, I think today's podcast has come to a close. Happy Memorial Day weekend, everyone in America. Yeah, uh, everyone that matters.


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[Assistant] Uh, anyway, if you're watching live, the post show will be coming up, but it is also pre-recorded. Uh, and then after that, RT Podcast, if you're not watching live, thanks for joining us this week. Consider checking out the post show or getting a first membership at RoostCheat.com. Uh, then you can watch the podcast live and the post show and all that stuff, submit questions live, call me out on whatever bullshit you think I've violated this week.


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[Assistant] Uh, but aside from that, I thank you all for watching. If you enjoyed it, maybe suggest it to a friend. That's how we keep this thing going, just word of mouth. Would appreciate that. And if not, no big deal. You're just listening or watching is good enough for me. So, thank you for that, and we'll see you next week.


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[Assistant] That's one of my favorite human reactions. Just anytime anyone brings up anything remotely complaining about anyone, there's always the one-upsmanship of pain. Got it. I'm on this, yep. It's like, no, it's worse where I am. Welcome to a pain-filled bowl of dude soup. We can't even afford a house to put this bowl in, because it's sitting on top of avocado toast.


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[Assistant] Well, there's, there's something to be said. So, like, cause this is a complaint that we hear, I feel like we hear like once every month almost about a new game. It's not always Overwatch, it's just other games where it's like,


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[Assistant] Well I paid the $60 for the game and now they have the DLC but I can't get it, like, I've heard that complaint a number of times with Battlefield and things like that with Premium, etc, etc. But...


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[Assistant] I guess, you know, like James just said, the question is, actually should it? Should it be that way? Or, on the other side of this, if a consumer continues to think,


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[Assistant] Like, wait a minute, I paid for this game, why? Like, eventually at some point, when will the consumer be right? Uhm, and...


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[Assistant] Really, the answer to that question is, you speak with your dollars, as always. So, if eventually, if you're tired of Overwatch, then don't play Overwatch anymore, don't buy loot boxes, don't do any of that stuff. Because that will be the ultimate decision, and that will show Blizzard, oh hey, like the DLC, basically after, you know, a year and a half of people playing this game religiously, they stop.


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[Assistant] And you know, there was a huge drop off. They'll see that in the analytics and be like, okay, well maybe we shouldn't do that. That might have been the problem.


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[Assistant] I also get the feeling that Blizzard listens to the community a lot, like Adam was talking about earlier. So when they release those patch notes and say, we felt like D.Va needed to fill this role or needed this sort of skin, I'm, I bet a lot of that input comes from the community. I'm betting it's like, you know, people that are, that are actually thinking out their thoughts before writing them down. They read those and go, that's a well thought out thought.


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[Assistant] Well, much like all of Blizzard does, CSGO


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[Assistant] Uhm, but they had their own marketplace where you could sell the skins and stuff like that. So I mean, so they came up with that before Blizzard, but Blizzard I feel like sort of dumbed it down to make it easier. But that's what Blizzard does with everything. They perfect everything. They're like the Ikea of loot boxes or just video games in general. And that's what I've always said is they're not, uh,


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[Assistant] There's not a lot of innovation involved with Blizzard. They're just, they just perfect things. They make them almost perfect. Uh, which is, which is pretty, it's an amazing, amazing business that they've, they've come up with. And, uh, I, it's very, very hard, hard to fault them. Uh, and especially when it's all cosmetic skins, it's like they don't change the game, so it's like, don't buy them.


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[Assistant] To James's point, the, uh, the duplicate is extremely frustrating. Uhm, and that's, that's actually one of the things for me that has, uh, swayed me from not purchasing loot boxes is that when I bought loot boxes the one time I did it,


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[Assistant] I got a bunch of duplicates and I got like 5 credits or 10 credits here, whatever it is. It was negligible at best. And for me it was like, ah well, whatever, I'm not super swayed by skins, so it wasn't a huge deal for me, but it just felt like, why am I gonna buy this if I'm just gonna get a bunch of duplicates?


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[Assistant] I don't know, this is, this is up to, this is a constructive criticism I guess for Blizzard is, if people are paying for the loot boxes,


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[Assistant] Delineate, I'm sure they know, delineate between the ones that drop and the ones that people buy. Basically bring up the rarity of legendary skins and the ones that you buy. That's the easiest, the easiest answer to that, I think that question that everybody complains about.


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[Assistant] Well, they had those though, and like CSGO, they had certain boxes that would correspond to certain guns. And, I mean, they're gonna get there eventually with Blizzard. It's gonna be, but I'm betting they're making so much money on just this, like they don't need to make it any more complex, they can just let it go. So, in probably a year or two we'll start seeing it.


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[Assistant] Well technologically it beats Twitch by a lot. It can handle bit streams way higher.


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[Assistant] More than I will actually chat, and the more that I get into it...


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[Assistant] So I've started seeing also chats break off into discords. And even then, so then it goes from like a smaller group to an even smaller group. So you're sort of like paring down to...


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[Assistant] Let's say 10 people that you end up hanging out with and talking and talking with. And then those, it'd be like if you had a group of friends that you hung out with, you hung out with four other guys, and then you're like, oh, I have this other friend and he has his group of friends that's like three other people.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'll invite him, he'll bring those three, and then we can get together and play capture the flag. You know, like it's kind of one of those things where like, basically you get all of your groups of friends together, and that's when you've got chat. And then you're all sort of like, you can all find common ground on a meme or something like that.


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[Assistant] And that's the way it feels to me the more I experience it. Is it like, it's like a little, uh, it's like a little community that goes from my, then to a larger community to a larger community and then you can go all the way back down and just hang out with your friends. Uh, but that's what I've seen. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, like, they tried that, MLG tried that with like PewDiePie and a few other people. It didn't work. Yeah, so I mean, like, it's, it's just depends on if it takes, uh, which we can never predict. Uhm, also, do we know if, uh, Lawrence, do you know if, like, Restream supports Mixer?


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[Assistant] Or, uh, any of those other services that I guess you could just then make it another easier. Like, it has to jump into an already established ecosystem, and I don't know if they have that. It has the support. Twitch alerts would be happy.


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[Assistant] Seaman! Give me more of that. Seaman was basically a fish that you maintained in a video game, and it was a real time thing. So, what you would do is like, you would have it running on your Dreamcast, and you would like feed Seaman. The best system you forgot to say. I'm sorry, the best system. And basically you would, you would, you'd start him from a tiny little baby to that. A sea boy. To a fish.


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[Assistant] Um, and spoiler alert, because I don't know how they're going to bring back Seaman, because Seaman basically walks away at the end. So, uh, at the very end of the game, Seaman sprouts legs, he evolves, and then the aquarium, like the walls fall down and the water washes away and he, he walks onto land.


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[Assistant] Five. Seaman. Yep. And so they ran out of discs. There was a CD manufacturing problem. And so then they couldn't make a sequel to Seaman until 20 years later, whatever it's been.


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[Assistant] And I, I predicted this as a joke. Yeaah. Cause we were talking about Sega franchises that would get a reboot at E3. And I was like, ha ha, C-Man, ha ha ha ha. There it is. I should never have been right about this. I should never have been right.


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[Assistant] Well, I had to play this game for work. I was, uh, doing, getting cash as a PA. And basically what I found out was there's a hack for it. So spoiler alert, the hack is basically you move the Dreamcast clock forward. And so then, and he, see me, he won't die. Like if you like do it at certain intervals.


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[Assistant] He just gets larger and larger and larger and eventually he evolves. And that's the end of the game. But you were supposed to maintain him for weeks on end, which nobody would do. Uhm, there's no way anybody would ever do that.


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[Assistant] That's a great question, I think. Yeah, can we look at the trivia? They must say. Elise, this is my official request. Thank you for bringing that up, by the way. This is my official request to be the face of Seaman. Let's get it out there. I would love to be the new face of Seaman. Hashtag Bruce Seaman. And even the voice. Bruce loves Seaman. Bruce loves Seaman, yes. You gotta be careful what you're researching for him.


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[Assistant] Yes. You bet. So wait, hold on. If this is Seaman 3, and he evolves into a human, I wanna be Seaman. I wanna be Naked Seaman.


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[Assistant] Raxanne's NASCAR. Raxanne's NASCAR, yes, that's also true. I love when people figure that out. And those car door. This door car.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Whoa. You might want to be careful. Is this uh, hot muscle dream girls after dark? I mean, whatever. We're not streaming this so I can do whatever I want. Game girl power after dark?


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[Assistant] You know when they hide the money like that, it's actually not them hiding it, it's typically uh, it's Patreon doing it because it's probably not safe for work.


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[Assistant] That's what- I don't know about that. Yeah, and I debated that because I think I could do that in about an hour.


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[Assistant] All over Bruce. I'll do the voice, I'll do the modeling, I'll do all of it.


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[Assistant] He was really cute when he came home from it, cause he like kinda like lay down on the bed like this, on his elbows, on his stomach, yea, and he was like, you will not believe what happened.


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[Assistant] They did not watch the game trailer show combat facts where this was tested.


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[Assistant] I was not. It was a very, very safe, safe shoot.


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[Assistant] I almost don't want to give it to them, because I don't want us to have another downer next time, next episode, because they'll have to come back.


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[Assistant] I'm curious whether Star Fox 2 specifically because to me right now, like, if you're a big console collector,


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[Assistant] So we've been working on this game for more than 3 years now and to be at E3 today on this stage is just super exciting.


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[Assistant] Woah. My good physics. Just appeared out of nowhere. She's a human wallet. It's a phony!


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[Assistant] The good news is, for those who don't know, we're all rested, as we're on vacation, in which we had the most extreme vacation of all time. No, Lawrence had the most extreme vacation. Well, vicariously, we lived through, Lawrence.


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[Assistant] I have a quick question for both Elise and Bruce. When you think of the lovely land of New Zealand, what are the first three things that pop in your head?


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[Assistant] Okay. I'll tell you right now, you're all wrong. It's jet boat, jet skis, and bungee jumping.


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[Assistant] We did things like, we went and saw Hobbiton and like, went on a hike and all that stuff. Meanwhile, Lawrence is jumping at a 747.


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[Assistant] Wow. I guess one night, Jess stayed up with Bethany, they were like, just chatting, having girl chat, and they were like, I can't wait to really like lovely girls night, and Lawrence was there. Oh yea. They're like, what?


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[Assistant] This whole trip though reminded me of a long time ago when it was, it was all of us and Joel, before Elise, I was inside gaming, when we went to Germany, we went to Gamescom and then I think we had like PAX the next week, we ended up hanging out for like two and a half weeks together. And I remember at the end of that trip I was like, I don't want to kill any of these guys.


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[Assistant] Joel, a little bit, but no, no, it's fine. Like, we were filming and we were just doing stuff the whole time, like, well, and I remember being like, these are good people to work with. And I felt that exact same way with the additional group that we had with us.


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[Assistant] There was one part, you may have missed it Lawrence, uh, Aaron was recounting Blaine when he gets, when he's playing Mario Kart.


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[Assistant] It was like, his name was like Jerry or something. It sounded like Beavis. And they'd be like, Jerry, go, go throw that trash can at him. Yeah, yeah, throw the trash can. It's like, that's what Blaine sounds like when he has his head down playing video games.


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[Assistant] He went to the emergency room, he went to the doctor like one night, and they're like, yeah we can't really help you, and then the next day he had a dentist appointment, and they gave him a root canal like noon.


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[Assistant] Especially in this month, because it's my birthday next week.


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[Assistant] I always wonder when that would happen with esports, when there would be like the bad boy of CSGO or something like that. Uhm, but it's always funny watching Dota and you see like the Chinese robots get up there, play the game and then go home to like their pods. This is like, there's no personality in this game. They're really good, they're amazing, but it's just sort of like, I do my Adderall, I play the game and I leave.


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[Assistant] I've seen those come up on my cringe and livestream fails and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] No, I saw a guy like, rip another dude's, I saw one where a dude ripped another guy's controller out, his Gamecube controller, mind you this is like 2013, but they're playing Smash Brothers or whatever and he's like NO and he throws it and it's just like, what a fucking baby, and they just start yelling at each other, it's like,


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[Assistant] I don't know where that match took place though. Probably somewhere far away from Columbus.


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[Assistant] And then it doesn't fucking matter, cause people always post pictures of Bruce's snaps, and they're like, look what Bruce snapped!


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[Assistant] I guarantee you right now, any job interview you go to these days, people immediately look at your Facebook, your Twitter, your resume can almost go fuck itself at this point.


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[Assistant] Well no, like, I'm, I think the trash talking and the getting...


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[Assistant] No! Don't try to talk from my gear tag, I would never do that. On that same note though, like, you ever play an Overwatch match and it gets really close?


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[Assistant] Well then also it's like, it sucks when you watch a UFC match and it's over in two and a half seconds. Like you wanna see a good long fight, that's what you're paying for. I don't know. And it's the best when two dudes kick the shit out of each other and at the very end they go, hey man that was a good fight, that was a good fight, cool. Have fun, you know, fucking my wife tonight.


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[Assistant] Give me a Michael Jordan any day of the week. Well Michael Jordan, he was known for talking shit. Oh wait, nevermind.


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[Assistant] To all women. So, I don't under, I, I, I respect masking, but I don't understand it. Meaning like, I don't, I would never partake in it because that's not of my world. I understand fruit. And strength. And strength, yeaah. So, like, well, like James was saying today, he got back from the gym and he was like,


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[Assistant] He's like, you go today? I'm like, no. He's like, you're going to feel it. Cause we haven't gone to the gym in like two and a half weeks.


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[Assistant] So Lawrence, No Man's Sky better than Final Fantasy XIII. Oh my gosh.


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[Assistant] I think you might, you may have a point. To me it's maybe not the developers that were necessarily like, uh, adding to the hype train, but


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[Assistant] You go directly to the publisher, Sony, like it's a, it's an indie game that they launched as like


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[Assistant] And maybe if it had just been a little indie that could, we would be like, wow, like, think of what this game does and what it offers to you to do.


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[Assistant] They also got announced I think a VGX, which was like a pretty unique platform for it to get promoted.


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[Assistant] Extremity. I don't, I don't remember, but uh, and that was like a big thing because it was like, oh it's a new kind of show, and they are coming on the, on the VGX's, uhm.


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[Assistant] It's like early adopters too that get in on the ground of something like Google Glass or something like that and they're like, oh, this is like the coolest thing. This is the future. And it's like, okay, well you, you do have to justify it to yourself. What's that game that I was looking at where you ride, or you're dinosaurs? Not Ark.


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[Assistant] I was looking at the reviews for it and I guess a year later they did a major change to the game or it became like pay to play and all the reviews became like, oh this game is, it's terrible, the new update they did was terrible, uhm, I, like,


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[Assistant] 80 hours, and I was like, Jesus Christ, these people, I know that the update affected a lot of them, but they put so much time into a game that ultimately they went, eh. Like, I didn't really like this game, and I can't imagine doing that. I just can't.


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[Assistant] I just coined a term in my mind that you'll see on Urban Dictionary soon called Fatress. Which is where like, ya girl got so much back, that when she lying on the bed, she elevate, her back's elevated, cause...


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[Assistant] Her booty's poppin'. It's a fatress. Is she the fatress? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. Nobody's fat. Nobody's fat here. It's just pronounced posterior. I know, but it is. But you lie on the bed.


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[Assistant] Well, no, it's- It's the shape that the body takes? No, it's the bite, you get a lot of bites.


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[Assistant] If you got Fattress, that mattress is just gonna conform. Yeaah, he'll just sink right in.


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[Assistant] Well, we're playing as a robot rock climbing up a wall. That's cute. That's different. That's fine. Well, you run into the problem with repackaging something if you promise it to be a revolutionary new gaming experience. Which, they did, they did.


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[Assistant] So much of it is muscle memory too. It's just something that you're much more adept at quickly picking up when you're a child too. I like, after I broke my hand, like I had to sort of like rethink how I did so many things including like just writing.


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[Assistant] We were playing rock band on the weekend, the calibration was like all fucked up, and they're like...


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[Assistant] At Game Trailers we covered everything, and like we would get a ton of preview builds, so I would at least like...


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[Assistant] Play a ton of preview builds of games, but we don't really, that's not really our shteeel here, but, uh.


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[Assistant] You sent us an article that I was hoping would come up because I thought it was really interesting where


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[Assistant] Uh, I forget who wrote it, but they were discussing the, the leak, which is sort of dated to us now.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, I'll let you reference it then because you'll do it much more articulately.


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[Assistant] Well, except there are comparable industries where that shit wouldn't lie, and I really like that he made the comparison to film.


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[Assistant] Bottom line, everybody with a 4chan account thinks that they're Mr. Robot and that like Sony or Microsoft are the devil and they're gonna try to like...


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[Assistant] Well, that's by design to a degree. Uh, Lawrence, just so you know, the stream computer just rebooted. So the stream is not live anymore.


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[Assistant] There are two references in the Lord of the Rings that are shared with geographical references.


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[Assistant] How does it feel coming back to this podcast, uh, after the last one you did was so successful?


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[Assistant] Well, we've talked in length about, like, YouTube best practices and stuff, and so, you know, you build a channel of stuff that you think people would be interested in, and then, and then, I mean, we've conditioned people to, like, bad games.


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[Assistant] They're being played worse, basically. And so when you put D&D on there, doesn't matter how good it is or how entertaining it is. The people that still watch it, they just like us and they'll watch us do anything. I'm not prepared to take advantage of them though.


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[Assistant] But you have the 6 gig model, not the 3 gig.


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[Assistant] Okay guys. To finish out, we're looking at gameplay of Owlboy and he's asleep in a 16-bit cottage or whatever.


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[Assistant] That's common, isn't it? Yeaah. That aspect of him is more a boy. Uhm, what she's not telling you is that right after I plugged in her monitor and set up everything and I'm like, there, you're ready to go, she booted up Alboy and then plugged in a controller.


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[Assistant] It's a good strategy, I think, to try and get you to play this game. It's smart. We had no interest and wouldn't be playing it otherwise, but by the end of


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[Assistant] Probably this week we'll have played 15 matches of Heroes of the Storm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're no good. We're terrible. We're absolutely terrible, but we're just trying to get through as fast as possible, but we're playing against AI at the easiest difficulty level and now just trying to race the clock to see if we can just finish a match in under seven minutes. It's tough. But I'm playing as Tracer and he's playing as Zarya and at a certain point we were like, what are we, what


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[Assistant] Again, again, archaic method, but I think what happened was we took your saying, yes, I'm up for it as a confirmation. And then, and then we were like, alright, we'll just let you know when and where, um, because there were also two other friends who don't have families.


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[Assistant] That uh, that were interested in maybe joining us for that, but they hadn't confirmed. So we were gonna do one big confirmation email and be like, here's the thing.


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[Assistant] Also at a certain point in the game, he bangs some chicks. You know, like, Leisure Suit Larry is ironically the opposite. It's about a guy who really wants to bang some chicks and you have to find pieces of a receipt and piece them together and then turn a phone back online and stuff like that to make it happen. Like, it's funny.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, Bruce. Jennifer Lawrence on the cover of, uh, Seventeen magazine, she's just as fake as those DOA characters.


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[Assistant] There's photoshopped, they changed their skin, they changed their bust size, they did all that stuff. Everything is manufactured.


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[Assistant] So it's funny, it's funny because for me, I played the Dead or Alive fighting games.


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[Assistant] And so, it was just, it was just like the fighting game that was an alternative to Tekken, uhm, or uh, Virtua Fighter.


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[Assistant] But they were just gratuitous and disgustling and it almost kind of like desexualized the game in a lot of ways because it was just like, you'd punch and it'd just go, like they didn't know how boobs work and they couldn't get it to look right at all.


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[Assistant] I've always said like sexuality is one of those things where it's like, it is literally completely subjective what you think about it. Cause like, it's funny, they got banned for sharing that, but I remember I took a video


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[Assistant] From Uncharted 4 of Drake climbing on the back of his brother and just like humping him.


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[Assistant] And consoles are used to it. You have too much root level control in PC.


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[Assistant] But uh, it's weird too because, and this is the old argument, you can drag it back up, but I still think it stands.


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[Assistant] The fact that if this guy had shared an image of like an amazing headshot, like a no scope headshot or like in Gears of War, he cut someone in half with a saw and he did like three times in a row, like no one would care. No one would care. That's not gratuitous at all. But I'm much more likely, surprisingly, but I'm much more likely to see a vagina by the end of this week.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, I think what you're saying though, you have to think about what prompted that kind of instigation in religion. It's easy to blame religion, but it's, it's, it makes more sense to say there's some sort of something inside us sociologically.


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[Assistant] We've been begging for, this is our problem, we've been begging for more Funhaus erotica art. And we don't get it because we felt taboo in our community.


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[Assistant] I'm curious what other games, what other games can you guys think of that have full blown nudity in it?


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[Assistant] Like you can see, you can see a thumbnail. It's basically you, one of the many characters you can date. Eventually you get to a point where you can ask them back to your place and it takes you to an interior of the bedroom and then whatever she was wearing in that like date, she's basically wearing in the sequence and then it's just like ehh.


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[Assistant] No, unless there's a way to glitch her into being naked. She's not naked, it's just too- You'd have to mod it. You'd like, ehh, ehh, ehh, and then it would like change positions, like, ehh, ehh, ehh. I dunno.


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[Assistant] And it really doesn't matter at a certain point, but, uh, the show is slowly more, it's kinda like Battlestar Galactica, only without, with less of the, I think, fanfare, maybe over some of the mystery.


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[Assistant] Of comparing what is inside you versus what is inside it.


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[Assistant] At what point have you just created humanity?


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[Assistant] Uhm, and what, what about us and organic material make it so much more impressive? What is love? What is love?


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[Assistant] Uhm, and the cool thing about Westworld is that it continues to reveal certain characters and stuff and certain elements to be, uh, artificial.


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[Assistant] After they've already proven themselves to be way more human than people you know.


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[Assistant] Well, what I like about the show is that they have characters, hosts, that are sentient.


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[Assistant] And then it'll cut to another scene with James Morrison's character who


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[Assistant] Boy oh boy, he is just a chess piece, just thrown around, just constantly abused, and like, like, to see the expression on his face when he, like, someone's like, none of this matters, just like, cuts his head off or whatever, he's just like, I'm sad!


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[Assistant] Things he wrestles with mentally and emotionally, like


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[Assistant] I don't do the things though where I go watch an episode and go, wow, let me figure out what theories are going to die. I like to not necessarily even develop my own theories, I just like to let it wash over me. Yea, I like to think about it.


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[Assistant] Did the original series, was it just cancelled or what?


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[Assistant] What? There are casting people working their butts off in this town.


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[Assistant] In Hollywood, there are people, casting agents, they are some of the hardest, some of the most talented people in an entire production. I would agree. Where you're like, everything about this was terrible, except for who was cast.


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[Assistant] Ridley Scott is a great director, but he's also not really a director that ever says no.


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[Assistant] Like Ridley Scott actually pioneered a strategy of filmmaking that lowers the cost of a film that would be otherwise really insane. Set up seven cameras. Yeaah, he pioneered the film and action scene once. You only have to blow up the carriage once, we'll just set up seven cameras.


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[Assistant] Well, it's interesting because I guess they had been working on the music for a really long time.


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[Assistant] So like, Hamilton I guess exploded after he was attached to this project. Oh, that's cool. So I guess Disney was just like, someone went and was like,


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[Assistant] This Hibleton thing is gonna be huge. This is gonna be great. We gotta get this guy, you know, uhm. But yea, it's, Moana is the most classic Disney movie I think I've seen in the last two decades. Princess and the Frog came close, but then kinda went off the rails in the second half of that movie.


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[Assistant] It's all very, very, very, very, very Disney.


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[Assistant] And a black princess, like, and then, and then you go in and you're watching the movie, aw, the big, first half of that movie is just so good. You're like, aw man, look at this beautiful, vibrant world. Her song that she sings when she's sweeping up.


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[Assistant] Now he has a song, it's basically his genie song, which is really catchy, but there's a sequence in it that it's like almost like that. It's the computer generated characters on top of what appears to be a two dimensional background.


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[Assistant] She was, the problem is it made the character insufferable. And they made it so that way. Moana does a good thing straddling that her parents have the best intentions for her.


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[Assistant] And want her, and utterly believe in her and her capabilities of doing whatever she wanted to do and know that she will be great. But she wants something else.


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[Assistant] With the differences, Brave was like, her parents were like,


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[Assistant] Kind of like, they're like, we have this idea for what you're gonna be.


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[Assistant] Wow. So. Real quick shout out to certain things in Moana that are great that a lot of movies are afraid to do.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, hey, hey, voiced by Bill Hader or something, or no. Alan Tudyk. Yeah, Alan Tudyk. Uhm, and should be terrible, but made me laugh every single time it did something stupid.


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[Assistant] No, that's something you used to do in like the 50s.


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[Assistant] No, you don't wear undershirts anymore, we're past that. Also, it's Southern California here, so it's not, yeah, that's just a way to


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[Assistant] Thirst for power is a staple of classic villainry. The people that are good are gonna be like, oh, I'm just gonna go out and quietly help others.


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[Assistant] That's what's going to happen with those people, the people who are like, oh I need more, I need more, I need more. Like there's one thing I want to participate in public office, I want to try and influence my computer community better, those things. Very rarely do you get to the point where you're like, alright, I'm in Congress and I need more.


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[Assistant] We saw someone in a park the other, uh, the other day setting up his VR goggles to go flying around the park.


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[Assistant] He's the director, we're watching a video of the directors of the movie. Little girl, the main character of the film, read her lines, but they're both wearing Hawaiian shirts. That's great.


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[Assistant] I like thinking that James and Bruce aren't coming back, but you guys just made me sit this far away from you.


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[Assistant] Well, something we're going to talk about is the fact that we went to Lawrence's and watched some pretty bad movies.


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[Assistant] Well before we could leave, Lawrence, we're standing up Lawrence's hit play already on hashtag Hanson versus Predator.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Sorry. I never actually watched To Catch a Predator. What? Cause I just, I can't, I can't take second hand embarrassment, I can't take- Just too much.


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[Assistant] Not even, not, well I'm just giving an example. I just don't like the voyeurism of watching people dis-feed that.


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[Assistant] They cannot coerce the pedophile into engaging with them because then that would be entrapment.


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[Assistant] It was just one giant lie. You should have come out there like Chris Hanson, uh, Hanson vs. Predator and been like, hang on there, Missy, I don't see a power brick here.


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[Assistant] I gotta protect all the pedophiles out there from Chris Hansen.


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[Assistant] It progressed, it progressed even further where it was the pedophile being, uh, being confronted by Chris Hansen, but then Chris Hansen pulls off a mask and it's Lawrence. And he's like, don't worry buddy, it's not Chris, it's not Chris Hansen, it's me, Lawrence. Lawrence does not condone pedophilia in any way.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think that's the whole American, like, federal prison system, where instead it's rehabilitation, it's incarceration.


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[Assistant] So, I guess probably for a lot of criminals, I'd be like, yeah, rehabilitation before any, but.


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[Assistant] Can I ask though, Lawrence, if a member of the clergy were to ever appear on to, or Hanson versus Predator now, would the Catholic Church crack down and do everything it could to quash that? There was a clergyman on, uh, to catch Predator. Is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] Legality as a whole is a completely gray area in terms of the legal system and innocence and due process. In terms of, do I think that if somebody is, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, rightfully convicted of something and something happens to them in prison, am I gonna feel sympathy for them? Probably not.


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[Assistant] Probably not. Well, I probably won't like, feel too sympathetic for their plight of you did something terrible to a person and something's happening to you. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm not sorry. Yeah. Hashtag prison justice. I guess it's like, go with it. Never seen Oz, can't watch it.


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[Assistant] I miss James and Bruce. Scandinavian prison systems are all about rehabilitation and they're also like very, like white collar in their actual, uh, like the way that they, they are. Like they're very much more like,


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[Assistant] No, I was reading something about, like, Nor- I think it was Prisons in Norway, and just about how the, the-


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[Assistant] Uhm, there may actually be even a cap on the amount of time that you can spend in prison. I may just be making that up from a weird mental memory that's not true. But also that it's all about like, like re-education and making you a


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[Assistant] But he has actually, he's used Dollar Shave Club for like, I don't know, 5 or 6 years, and like, has never stopped because he loves it.


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[Assistant] Cool. What about Papa Roach? How do you do if you play Papa Roach?


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[Assistant] Just like the general framing throughout the episode of having the real world and then the narrative world of Westworld and it's moving back and forth between the two, it prevents the plot from starting to feel stagnant, like as you're watching it you're like, okay, it's really nice and refreshing to be back in this world and see what's going on and how they're reacting to what's happening in that world.


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[Assistant] And cause I'm not like, I'm not a huge western fan, if it's a space western, maybe, but like, western generally I'm not, I'm sort of...


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[Assistant] Sort of lukewarm on, and so the science fiction aspect is what I'm most interested in, and I really liked it.


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[Assistant] There's a show coming I'm really hopeful about, and it's actually a mini-series, and it's coming to Syfy, and it's called Channel Zero, and it's, James has heard me talk about it, uhm, at Nausium, but I'm excited for it, cause I, it's a two-series, a two-season mini-series, it's called Channel Zero, and it like,


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[Assistant] ...takes its plots from creepypasta stories, but not in a, not in a way where like it necessarily will make you roll your eyes. I think the basis for the first season is that there's a creepypasta story about a children's show.


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[Assistant] That all these kids watch and they all remember it and they all talk about it. But the story ends with, with parents saying like, yeah, my son used to go and just sit in front of the TV staring at static.


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[Assistant] Like, watching nothing for hours on end, but all these kids have this memory of this show that they used to watch, but the show never existed. I think that's the basis for the first season.


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[Assistant] But uh, it's like coming in next week it starts and I'm really, I'm really hopeful for it. Excited, a little scared. I've been waiting for it.


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[Assistant] I sort of wonder if it may go the opposite, where they have to build an uneasy alliance to defeat the White Walkers, but then that shit's over and they're like, alright, now we're back to our petty issues. I don't know.


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[Assistant] That much of that show, but I just, in the general reaction to the finale, I like went and read some stuff about it. Sometimes I'll do that with shows where like I wasn't into it, but it's just such an iconic moment in television, I'm like I'll see what people are saying.


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[Assistant] So I think the thing to remember and what I always try and do is that


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[Assistant] We are always in the middle point of a barometer of morality. Okay. But you're always in the middle. Society will always be in the middle as the color palettes


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[Assistant] No, no, it's the opposite of a pendulum. It's a pendulum that isn't moving. It's always in the center. It's just the, the extreme, the worst and the best are the things that are changing.


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[Assistant] Tiny noticeable glitches could create, basically that's what humanity is, tiny noticeable glitches as we moved on through the evolutionary process, and that's our adaptation.


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[Assistant] I agree, I love miniseries, but I hate shows that are


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[Assistant] I mean, Game of Thrones has perpetually been the show what these people are capable of for evil or for good, and then show what happens when there is a force that unites those two.


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[Assistant] Isn't what hooked me at all. The premise, none of that grabbed me. The cinematography, the performances, and the, and the, uh, sound is what got me in. Unfortunately that meant after three seasons I was like, alright, I've seen this house enough and I'm bored.


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[Assistant] I want to film a documentary about someone like this making this movie and how they go about achieving it.


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[Assistant] Even that guy was just like, he was trying, and if you watch like his short films, they're, they're schlocky or whatever, but they're not like this.


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[Assistant] So, I would say, like, cause I generally agree, I think most TV...


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[Assistant] Is that anticipation? And sometimes it means that you get stuff like Battle of the Bastards and Game of Thrones, which is just the, you didn't masturbate for six months.


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[Assistant] You can still get stuff like that from movies, you know, especially when you think like Lord of the Rings or whatever.


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[Assistant] I just wish, I wish that those, like any of those were creative decisions. Cause they're not. I guarantee you they're not. There, this person is gonna be gone.


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[Assistant] They want to go on vacation for six weeks or they ask for $15 more on their paycheck and so they're gone. And so the gas, what do we do? We have to replace the actor.


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[Assistant] What about gas rolls then? Okay, and it changes the space. It's like, it's a thing though. It's like, it's not even a...


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[Assistant] I guess that's what's wrong right there. Video games are starting to more and more mimic movies and TV though. They're forcing these cruddy narratives and stuff in favor of not playing, cause you liked, what was it, Quantum Break, right? It was decent. It was decent.


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[Assistant] But also it's like way diff- like it's way different when you're waiting. I wouldn't watch Game of Thrones if there was four months between every single episode. No way. Absolutely not. But because it's just one week, that's a fairly reasonable human amount of time.


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[Assistant] Also I feel like television requires less and Gus seems like the kind of person who would make a conscious decision to do this as opposed to this, right? Like, so like, I don't know. I love not doing anything.


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[Assistant] Yo, she's curva- but also, I mean, couldn't women wear a costume like a corset? Like basically it tightens up their waist a little bit. She could be. And like, you know, she could be uncomfortable. Yeah. As, you know, most women are prone to do. They do it to themselves. But then, but then couldn't she be wearing something that tightens everything up a little? I mean, technically, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yes, but female. I actually thought it was cooler. Yea, I think so. Not because, like, she was a woman, but just because it was different. I was like, oh, that's neat. Like, I thought that was cool. You know, like, I don't know, that was the only take on it.


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[Assistant] So, yeah, I guess that's a good question for you, Elise. Was that impa- like, d- for you when you saw Leia.


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[Assistant] Were you like, oh man, I can't believe they enslaved her and then she turns the tables on Jabba the Hutt. Like for me, as a guy, I was always like, that's fucking cool. Yeah. Like, he like basically enslaved her and then also like a bunch of other people too. And then she turned the tables on him and basically not only freed the slaves that were there, but then killed him.


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[Assistant] So I guess for me like that was, I dunno, maybe we're all the wrong people to talk about it. Because for me when I watch that stuff, I just like a good revenge story. So I just like, I like the fact that not only like this woman is like obviously super upset about what happened to her, so then she gets revenge on it, but I like man on fire. Like again, Denzel Washington where we're like,


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[Assistant] Mission accomplished! You know, you can do it to be nice, Lawrence, not to get laid. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay, well, whatever.


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[Assistant] I think I'm gonna invalidate everything that all of you guys have just said. Because, except for Adam, because I think he's talking about how it's gonna be like PT.


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[Assistant] So, because I think that's, that was the GDT and Hideo Kojima project they were working on before. So I think they're gonna go more that, that way, which is, in my opinion, from what, only from the tiny little teaser we saw, was more gameplay focused. Uhm, he might throw some weird shit at you like he always does.


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[Assistant] I thought the fun was in the game there. The fun was in the horror, the fun was in the way, you know, you discovered things in PT, sort of like Resident Evil. And that was what I got from his statement, which was like,


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[Assistant] Hey guys, we're not gonna have an hour long cutscene for you to watch, uh, you're gonna, you're gonna play that, I mean, there probably will be, but- No, no, no, I think, you know, sorry, sorry, go on. Oh, I was just gonna say, but, but there, that was the, that's what I got from this statement was like, it's gonna be more like PT, it's gonna be more like you actually play through this thing, and then you sort of discover along the way, uhm,


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[Assistant] But in a gameplay sense, not in a cutscene sense.


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[Assistant] I hope so, I mean like, I feel like the GDT, Guillermo del Toro, uh, influence from playable teaser, uh, I think will have a lot more of an influence on Death Stranding than like Metal Gear and stuff like that, I hope.


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[Assistant] I think, I mean like, look. What? People, humans have been kinky for thousands of years. Because of like the Romans and fucking little boys and all that other shit. Hell yea.


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[Assistant] He's talking about the ebb and flow of humanity. I mean, supposedly it was widely accepted in the, like, ancient Roman times, right?


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[Assistant] Well of course, anybody with experience, like, cause I agree, anybody with experience knows what to do, so like, the older you get, typically, obviously the more sex you've had, most of the time. Some people have less. So, well no, they take it back.


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[Assistant] You sneeze and your penis gets larger? Yeah, your ricochets down. What? Yeah. Is that true?


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[Assistant] Oh, so wait, that's why Lawrence was saying he knows she's kinky, cause he's got a bunch of pictures of any pages that we don't.


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[Assistant] Oh. Unless you have your own folder of Betty Page pictures. Well, I don't have to save them. James, you saw the movie with Gresham Moore.


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[Assistant] I do, yeah, I run in other pinup rockabilly circles, uh, but not the one that Lauren's in.


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[Assistant] I think everybody's gonna love Zelda. I think that's gonna be the, like, obviously the huge hit, then after that.


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, I guess we should probably mention it now. That, uh, we're gonna try, we're gonna do our best to do a drunk Nintendo Switch livestream.


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[Assistant] We have Bomberman and we have 1-2 switch off. We'll get Zelda 2, uhm, but we're gonna try and do that when it comes out that day.


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[Assistant] When I was in high school, the thing that unified the drama club was their absolute refusal to exclude anyone because they had been excluded from other things and knew that


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[Assistant] Uhm, knew the sting in the bite of that. So not only did they accept everyone with open arms, but man did they fuck. Cause I think they knew, they knew fucking wasn't on the cards otherwise. Uh, welcome to a...


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[Assistant] Uh, fucking Renfair. Labyrinth of Jareth is kind of a twist on that, but yea, it's mostly Renfair. What is Labyrinth of Jareth? That's playing real weird.


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[Assistant] This, this Bullet Dude Soup is brought to you by Blue Ray Print and Avmovement. You can check out this week's menu at Blue Ray Print and get three meals for free with free shipping by going to BlueRayPrint.com slash soup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, uh, I was in the math and science club. I was in chess club. There was no getting laid. Really? Yeah. I didn't know you played chess.


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[Assistant] First of all, I'm your host, host emcee and ad reader, Lauren Celentec. Hi, how you doing? I'm pretty good, Adam. That's good. How are you? Oh, I'm Adam, as you've introduced me.


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[Assistant] Concentration of people, which I think all of us are kind of like that way. Oh absolutely. Man, I couldn't stand the tourists despite being one. I incidentally wound up in Times Square about five or six times, just trying to get to where I was going.


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[Assistant] And he was holding this huge canvas of artwork. It's like two hands worth. And he was just like bounding down the sidewalk and weaving it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, apparently, uh, Yotel is so cutting edge they have ASMR videos on YouTube.


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[Assistant] One of which is that when I sat down on the toilet, there's a window right there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, yeah, so, oh the, so yeah, if you're on the toilet, you look one way, it's the room, uh, there's no door or anything. You look the other way, for me at least, it was a window, and about three feet away was another window, and behind that was somebody's kitchen.


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[Assistant] Or yeaah, you play as a different character. It was really cool because I remember reading an interview about it, it was like DLC for Dishonored 1.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is what you're talking about, but we'll watch this.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, they, uh, they talked about how, well shit, if, if enemy player, or if enemies can blink around without necessarily looking in the direction that they're going, how do we represent that?


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[Assistant] Find the answers, yeaah. It's, it's there, but it, for me, it, uh, What? Oh, hold on, I, I got it, I got it. It's, it's playing now. Oh. Media Player Classic, you guys. So many things happening. Nobody, nobody, nobody believed in it, but it was there all along. Oh, is this Windows Media Player? No, Media Player Classic. It's,


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[Assistant] Sorry to interrupt real quick. Getting a note that apparently no one on the stream can hear us at all. So that's cool. That's an issue. Um, apparently it's just a control room feed going through. What? Yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Sooo... Well wait, what recorded? Is there a clean recording anywhere? Yeah. Okay. Okay, so this is just a livestream problem, sorry guys. Who knew the Dude Soup would have a problem?


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[Assistant] On this set. Yeaah. This might be the last week that it's on this set for a while. I'm glad you said that, Bruce. I don't know. Yeaah, this is something we were discussing internally.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, you gotta change the mic input. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Should. Uh, you might want to wait longer than a second just so the buffer clears out and everything. Should we wait? Uh, I guess. Well, I guess we're still recording. Yes? We haven't cut audio or video recording.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a shotgun that shoots a shell when you pull the trigger and let it go.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna have to tell Bones to not upload the VOD.


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[Assistant] Cause the one last week went up and it had garbage audio and people were really confused and annoyed. Yeaah. Yeaah? You sure?


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[Assistant] The Blue Apron meal. Uh, so Blue Apron is a service that will mail you ingredients for a certain number of meals per week, and a certain number of serving sizes. So if you have a family, or you just have a roommate, or maybe a girlfriend slash boyfriend, think of another. Uh, Blue Apron can furnish all of your food needs.


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[Assistant] Uh, they, they practice sustainable food. So they have established partnerships with over 150 local farms, uh, fisheries and ranchers. As a result, seafood is sourced sustainably under standards developed in partnership with the Monterey Bay Aquarium Seafood Watch.


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[Assistant] They claim that their beef, chicken, and pork comes from responsibly raised animals, and they say that their farms practice regenerative farming techniques for their produce. Uh, and, because I like reading...


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[Assistant] Lists of food items. Here is this week's menu, for you from me. Uh, crispy chicken Milanese. Oh boy, I hope I said that. Milanese?


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[Assistant] Thai green curry chicken and squash with yu choy, jasmine rice and cashews, roasted pork, steamed buns with black garlic mayonnaise and spicy cabbage slaw, and seared salmon and fall vegetable hash with apple brown butter dressing.


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[Assistant] Those, those delights and more can come your way. And also it, it supports, uh, vegetarian diets, uh, pescatarian diets. Essentially you have all these categories you can tick or untick and then they will send you meals that fit those things. Uhm, I don't think they quite do into, uh, like gluten free just yet, but if you have an allergy to a particular thing, I think you can work that out with them. But yeah, it's like,


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[Assistant] Uh, so you can get, uh, you can get, you can check out this week's menu and get three meals for free with free shipping by going to blueapron.com slash soup. Once more, that's blueapron.com slash soup.


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[Assistant] No, they send you like, they send you the buns and then you just have to steam them. Okay. So either, either, like the way they say to do it is just get a colander and put it over a pot and boil water in the pot. I have a rice cooker, so I just throw it in there, uh, cause it has a little steamer tray in it. Uhm, they, yeah, that's, that's an interesting question. All of their ingredients typically need a pan, oil, salt and pepper.


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[Assistant] And then everything else they do, and you need knives to like cut stuff, so. You have a set of knives and some basic kitchen utensils, you're pretty much in the clear for anything they send you. Uh, they're pretty efficient about dish use as well. Uhm, most, most, uh, ingredients, or most recipes require one to two pans, so it's not super inefficient in terms of like water. Uh, it doesn't generate that much.


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[Assistant] That much, uh, dirty dishes either, so. You can also make it a little more efficient depending on if you want to, like, bowl every little ingredient. It's like dice some potatoes, throw it in a bowl, dice some tomatoes, throw that in another bowl.


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[Assistant] But you can also just kinda leave them in piles around your kitchen if you're a dirty bastard like me.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, thank you Blue Apron. Uh, oh yeaah, so there's the, uhm, the No Man's Sky subreddit.


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[Assistant] I can read you the statement. Uh, this is from Rogue Wolf, the moderator, and that's uh, R0UGEW0LF.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you can find a- I'm sure you can find a different place to discuss this game. It's not hard. This was my decision and mine alone. The other moderators tried to sway my opinion, but cynicism got the best of me as usual. So there you go. You guys know me, you know how cynicism gets-


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[Assistant] Well, so it's, it's funny, you're angels on the internet. Uhm, in No Man's Sky. I like the thing about the flip side.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, no, I think Sean Murray. Really? Maybe not specifically him, but.


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[Assistant] If I were to guess, I would guess that Sony's PR team got Sean Murray the spot. They got him on whatever program, they got him the interview chunk.


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[Assistant] They did, they did the groundwork, they emailed saying, hey, can we get Sean Murray on your show? Like, yeah! And then once Sean Murray was on stage, and, and this is again, pure theoretical, but...


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[Assistant] So I think it was just sort of an issue where Sean Murray saw people getting excited. He was excited because he wanted to make people excited. It was kind of a feedback loop where he...


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[Assistant] At the time he said those things believed they could happen and would happen. And then as time went on and it got closer and closer to release it became, should have become obvious that those things were not in the shipping product.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's the penultimate, or sorry, the ultimate actually, of contriving barriers to slow down a player's progression. Because if you don't slow it down, then the cycle becomes really fast. If you could just warp whenever you wanted as much as you wanted, it wouldn't load into a planet because it's a technical, the game takes a technical shit when you do that.


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[Assistant] It chunks up pretty hard when it has to render out a planet. Should matter though, man. It's the universe.


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[Assistant] It's more like you try to give somebody a middle finger, but somehow it wraps around and goes up your own anus.


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[Assistant] No, they talked about it. They didn't talk about it up until it was supposed to come out and they were like, oh yea, it's delayed. They announced the delay at CitizenCon. Check out this move.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean there's a couple of them, but I think they stopped displaying their sum total. Oh, okay. Uhm, I'm gonna take this moment to give a brief shout out. Elite Dangerous is playable, and it's out now.


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[Assistant] And it is a lot of the things people ask for. With the caveat being it is extraordinarily complicated to play.


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[Assistant] Because yea, if you want like a space sim, and be able to get out and walk around, there's gonna be a lot of buttons involved. People want- Gonna get your ho-toss.


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[Assistant] Yes, thank you. You know, it's not impossible. Telling time? Uh, well, I was gonna say, uh...


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[Assistant] Securing a stylish timepiece through movement watches. It's a bit of a weak segue, but hey, whatever. Yeah, movement watches started just $95, which is their big thing is just good quality watches that are cheap or inexpensive. We'll say that cheap has connotations. They say that


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[Assistant] Um, and unless, unless you just want to spend that much money, there's not really a reason to. Uh, we encourage you to go to movementwatches.com slash dude soup. You get 15% off your entire order.


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[Assistant] A movement figured out that by selling online, they can cut out all middlemen and all retail outlets, so they can avoid any kind of retail markups. And because they're kind of minimally designed, it's just a good timepiece at a reasonable price.


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[Assistant] So if you're in the market for a timepiece looking to amp up your, uh, your fashion game a little bit, once more, please go to movementwatches.com slash dudesoup. That's MVMT because they're, uh, they're hip. Uh, movementwatches.com slash dudesoup.


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[Assistant] To get 15% off your entire order, thank you for the watch's movement. I've been wearing mine. That's cool. It's got a little timer on it. Oh yeah, look at this.


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[Assistant] Doom's awesome. Fuck yea, man. Doom on Nightmare. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Whales. They're called whales. Hunt whales. So uhm, yeaah, what's the latest with our good friend Sombra?


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[Assistant] There were, there were some plot points that were just straight not in the film.


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[Assistant] It seems like, uh, it seemed, well it seemed like it was a marriage of a couple of problems. One is that they didn't have a whole lot of, they didn't have a whole lot going on in the beginning of that film. Also took about an hour to get to any kind of action set piece at all.


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[Assistant] The lore. A bit, yeaah. I mean, they got away from that. But yeaah, there's- I think like they keep circling back on it. To the point where they even had like flashbacks. Uh, or there was like, what is it, the Hall of Time or whatever. You could go back and play Warcraft levels in World of Warcraft. No, that part was cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, I dunno, it's having, you know, ever since Warcraft 2, I think.


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[Assistant] There were, like, the first fight in the forest at the base of the mountain. Was cool. Looked really cool.


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[Assistant] Just add in some movement, like I don't need Michael Bay swirling, but man, you could highlight this movement a lot better with some camera pans and sweeps and stuff.


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[Assistant] Like Warcraft, the mechanics of the story were okay, like if you had it as mathematics on a dry erase board, it's like,


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[Assistant] The way, the way that like the humans look, the armor looked really cool, the magic looked really cool, the orcs looked really cool, the world looks cool. It has the look and I wanted to see that more of that. I want to see more of that world. It would just be great if there were a good story and good acting.


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[Assistant] Well at least they had the, at least they, or Abrams or whoever wrote, had the wisdom to leave it open-ended as opposed to definitively saying things they have to contradict later. Yep.


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[Assistant] Alright, game attack, yeaah. So they actually seeded their channel already. They got like 20, 30 videos up already.


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[Assistant] Yeah, screw tech is uh, top tens, death battle, uh, game attack is there, they're more personality driven, let's play, dick joke yelling at each other type thing.


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[Assistant] I mean that's... Like if you guys saw him, you'd all be raving. That's not, that's not beefcake.


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[Assistant] It isn't beefcake. Not my type. Not my Chris Evans. Now search Chris Evans.


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[Assistant] I also, when Bruce called me and asked me if I wanted to do it, I didn't know how the audience would receive a woman working with you guys.


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[Assistant] I've, I have a lot of memories I love. Uhm, and it's crazy because I've only been with you guys a year. I feel like I have more than a year's worth of memories I love. I love the drunk game plays with Joel.


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[Assistant] And I was really nervous about it because I didn't want to drag you guys down, but you guys said, no, no, no, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. If we lose, we lose, like, don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] But what I really enjoyed after was we all lifted the trophy together with them.


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[Assistant] And it was just really fun, and if I look at that picture of all of us lifting the trophy together, it like makes me smile.


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[Assistant] I don't know, that, that moment like really made me, makes me smile when I, when I look at that picture specifically. Uhm, so yeaah.


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[Assistant] Vampire Diaries, none of the things got her. The only thing that got her into, like, sexy teen dramas was that it's based off a hundred year old comics.


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[Assistant] Watch it on the plane. It's not terrible. It's just, it's fine. The thing is, they always do this with stuff like this where they reboot or whatever. They still hold on to like the archaic pieces of the old stuff. So like Archie walks into this diner and there's this guy and he's like, he's been narrating the whole show.


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[Assistant] I'm curious just in terms of like a development decision.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yea, Psychonauts itself was like kind of more of a, it was a platformer, it was like kind of against a lot of the things that you were known for at the time. So was that a conscious decision or is that just kind of like, we really want to do VR and this is the best way to do it, or we ju- like we want to go back and try that kind of game again?


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[Assistant] It definitely seems like a kind of thing where it's like when you find the right fit it makes sense. Like we've been taking turns kind of playing Resident Evil 7 in VR and it's definitely an experience but I think


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[Assistant] Like, it's kind of the experience where Elise and I will play it and we'll play with the controller for like,


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[Assistant] You use the, you use the stick, yeaah, to, to control yourself, but then you can, I guess, fine tune your...


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[Assistant] Looking, by just moving your head around. I would recommend trying it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I've kinda like, I did, uh, the demo in VR, and like nearly had a heart attack, and then, uh, Adam played a little bit of the actual game, Adam and Bruce both played a little bit of the actual game, and basically played until it was like, you got a good scare, and then we were like, alright, next. Like, it kinda works almost like a party game.


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[Assistant] Well, when I tried it, I liked the aspect that, like, you had telekinesis. So, kinda like, uh, like Lawrence and Adam were saying, in Resident Evil, when you aim in VR, you move your head.


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[Assistant] What I tried Aramis of Ruin, it kind of made sense because that's how in the platformer that preceded it, you would kind of control things. He would like lock on and then he would move his head and that's, it makes sense that that's how like a psychic would do something.


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[Assistant] So there's like a point where you're moving like luggage around and you're doing it with your head and it kind of makes sense that that's the beam like going from the center of your forehead.


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[Assistant] It sounds stupid, but a lot of people like just by nature of my screaming about it, like I'll get tweets and stuff of people going like, Hey, just bought it. There's a steam sale or whatever. And I just bought it and I'm trying it.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I hope you enjoy it. And then they, it's totally, it could be total bias because people are mean to me on the internet, but people are also really nice.


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[Assistant] A lot of times people will come back and then like two weeks later they'll message me.


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[Assistant] So they wear diapers, so that way they don't have to take it off to go to the bathroom, they can just go.


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[Assistant] It's just a fun weekend getaway. So to you, what is more important? Not necessarily you personally. Appealing. But I guess what do you think counts for more?


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[Assistant] Can I just say it really ruins the illusion and I don't have, I don't have a dog in this fight, but it really ruins the illusion for me.


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[Assistant] No, no, she, that's why she kept going lower. She was struggling against it. So you just lay down. You just, you just kinda go limp. And then things will settle around you. Like sex.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and also, like, Double Fine doesn't make, like, huge AAA titles. Like, they don't make any guarantees. They experiment with new concepts and new ideas.


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[Assistant] There's such a fun game to play during Halloween. Cause you're literally a gamer, you're trick-or-treating. I just like any- You can play the first one.


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[Assistant] Did you know the woman who played the Wicked Witch, uhm, got her head caught in the thing and burned when they filmed it? So every time you watch Wizard of Oz and you see the witch go down, yeaah, and then like pfft, or whatever happened, she's down there going, FUCK MY HEAD'S STUCK! Holy shit! Blowing, burning her hair away.


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[Assistant] Once you get, like, a good weapon or something, like, a lot of the scary things, the first time you see them you're like, oh my god! But then later on you're like, oh I hope this room is filled with these guys, because then I can just blow their heads off. And then that'll be the end of it.


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[Assistant] It still keeps going, but the thing is later on those VHS tapes are awesome. They're so good.


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[Assistant] Because they, they use it in a different way later into the, later in the game and they're like kind of optional. I think they're optional because they didn't learn anything about the, the narrative that I was experiencing. But you just like, those old rednecks filmed a lot of stuff. And so there's, you tape you find where it's like,


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[Assistant] Labeled, like, some guy trespass- found some guy trespassing. And then, and then so they basically strap a camera to him.


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[Assistant] Kind of like saw, I guess in some ways. It's like a weird like, let's see if he can do it. And man, if they had just like,


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[Assistant] They're like, we don't know how to integrate this into the main storyline, other than you just find VHS tapes all over the place and then you can play them. And then that'll add, that'll buffer the game by like, you know, a couple hours. That would be so like it, cause it doesn't have to tie in at all. It's just, they're all really fun puzzles that are like really cool.


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[Assistant] I think, I think we're gonna get into a situation with PSVR, maybe more than Oculus and Vive, where it kind of reminds me of like the Wii hardware, like incredibly underpowered.


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[Assistant] Like, not in terms of realism, but like, there's Uncharted, and there's like, Mario Galaxy, and they're both amazing. I would say that Mario Galaxy will probably look better longer than Uncharted might, but like,


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[Assistant] Just like, in terms of what they've done with the hardware, they maximized it and stuff like this. I think we're gonna get some PS, PSVR developers who are doing that. They're using it to the best possible thing, but then we're gonna get a lot of them who don't want to put in that extra homework. And then I think we're gonna see like some PSVR games that are just kinda like,


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[Assistant] Why is this $60? This barely even works. Like, it's not immersive at all. It's gonna feel even more so like screens right in front of you.


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[Assistant] That's something that like, seems almost exclusive to the media of video games. Like, there's this thing where it's like, fill in the blanks with your imagination, and then eventually you don't have to anymore. You know? Cause like, you know, you'd play Bionic Commando.


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[Assistant] You're like, I'm swinging! It's like, well, not really. You're not really swinging. What you're doing is fun, but you're not really swinging. 10 years later, there's a game where you are swinging the way you imagined yourself swinging when you were playing Bionic Commando.


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[Assistant] You can watch an old movie that has a matte painting in the background.


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[Assistant] And you're not like, look at that wall drawn with stuff on it, you're still like...


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[Assistant] Really? That's crazy. No, I think like, DS games were, they stayed at like 35.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess if it gives us more perspective, I just looked up the hours for 3DS battery life, and if you're gaming 3DS games, it's 3 to 5 and a half hours, and DS gaming is 6 to 10 hours.


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[Assistant] They're not exactly moving into the 21st century, but they kind of are. Something else about their multiplayer platform that I'm curious to see what it means and how they incorporate it was they also discussed that there will be a smartphone app.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, obviously like they're developing their new smartphone catalog, so I was wondering how that might transfer to the Switch, whether maybe if you have an online Switch account you're paying for, maybe they give you some free, you know,


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[Assistant] Loris, do you think that Club Nintendo and the online Switch membership could work in tandem in some way?


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[Assistant] They have not shown how the hardware could interact with Zelda beyond the Sheikah Slate.


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[Assistant] Which they debuted at E3, which is essentially just a tablet, so it's like, that doesn't really show us anything beyond what the Wii U functionality could do. Like if you're just showing us how you can use a tablet in the game, well we had a pretty, like, non-functional console for four years or whatever that had a tablet. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm so excited for Zelda, you guys. There are Koroks in that trailer. There are great fairies that look like the ones from Ocarina of Time. There are Gorons. There's the temple from Skyward Sword is in ruins. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.


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[Assistant] I was just gonna say to Adam's point, the novelty of the motion control was what attracted people to, but I also felt like it was at a time when gaming was becoming particularly insular.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which VR is sorta doing again, but to Lawrence's point about GameStop 2, I also saw that it was like, all the older people that didn't really, not necessarily older, people that weren't inside of gaming that would like to buy their kids gifts of, of novelty, uh, Kinect or Wiimote games, but then it was the people that actually play games that weren't really interested in that. Sorry, James, what were you gonna say?


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[Assistant] Chris, can I ask you, aside from the price point, uh, the price point being what it is, had there been some other game or something that they could have announced that would have made you say, okay, it's 300 bucks, but I will get it?


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[Assistant] I mean, I talked about it to you guys briefly, but I, I still think that 64 and Sunshine are better than Galaxy, and I, I do think the


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[Assistant] Galaxy 2 is often like the hardcore gamer's preferred galaxy game because of mechanics and level design or whatever you say. I think the first one had a lot more heart with the hub world and everything. And I am so excited that Mario Odyssey has really diverse looking worlds. That's the most attractive feature to me.


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[Assistant] Well, when Lawrence sent me the list of supposed games that were getting announced that was fake and had Metroid Prime Rib on it, I was like, I would play that, I would just play that just to get a new Metroid game.


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[Assistant] Lawrence, do you think it's like, like Xbox Live Gold where like you have to have a subscription to play anything online? Promise, yea.


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[Assistant] Okay, I mean I'm looking at the website right now.


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[Assistant] Breath of the Wild, especially like the enemies, are such a Wind Waker Twilight Princess hybrid.


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[Assistant] I only two things with this game right now are I, I just don't like the look of the grass, it just looks so muddy graphically to me. Stop looking at the grass then!


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[Assistant] The clarity, or I guess the conciseness enough of cel-shaded art to me, and it's like a muddy in between.


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[Assistant] But, uh, the other thing also is I'm not looking, I'm not really looking forward to the, to the food and cooking element of this game, to be quite honest. And I know it's such a, a, you know, essential point of the game that they've been pushing, but I'm not. It is? Yeah. What do you have to do? You pick up food, you cook it, you use it for different reasons. You have a lot of different


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[Assistant] Link Between Worlds being so connected to Link to the Past, too. Link to the Past, you can kind of tackle these seven crystal palaces in a little bit of a variation in order. Some of them you did need to do before others. Those boots. But I like those boots.


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[Assistant] But I- I- oh man, Link Between Worlds is such a good game. When I-


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[Assistant] Uh, just a breath of the wild classic Nintendo art maybe.


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[Assistant] Do you want to check the stream, Lawrence? Yeah, sure.


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[Assistant] Why don't you just shop in the kids section, like most tiny adults. Is it because of the foot binding you had?


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[Assistant] Kelsey Grammer Halloween Costume 2016.


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[Assistant] It's sort of like how Christmas has lost all meaning because Amazon exists.


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[Assistant] I avoid that holiday like the plague though. I'm sorry, that holiday. I don't shop on that day. It's scary. You shouldn't.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's sort of like there's two, two issues you have to deal with it. All the things that you want are being just hounded by everyone else. So they're like, there's a new TCL TV and it's $500. So everyone's gonna be, I don't want that brand TV and it's probably a 32 inch, but because it's on sale, I'm like, maybe I should buy it.


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[Assistant] The best part of that party was, Elise accidentally tagged me as being in a photo. Yeaah, that was pretty funny. So, they took a photo with their friend AJ, who's the, he's the voice actor from the Backs of the Future. Please guys, he's done so well.


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[Assistant] So first I thought it was funny because I went to that party last year and then I didn't go this year. I'm like, oh, that's just her being funny. Because you're not there. But then I, so what I saw was I'm like, oh, she just tagged me wrong. That's kind of funny. Okay, whatever. And so people were replying, but then I saw that you deleted it. I did. And I'm like, oh, now they're ashamed.


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[Assistant] It's either the Twitter app is busted, which is how I mostly check Twitter. I barely check the website.


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[Assistant] So the guy was like, hey, come on back, like, you know, if like, uh, you guys are done, you know, keep, keep hitting me up, I'll keep giving you stuff. But it's weird cause every time, he was a normal looking guy, like,


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[Assistant] They keep putting brown people and old people in the game. So racist.


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to do where it's like you have the free ball of candy, it's just sitting out there.


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[Assistant] But there's like a Burmese tiger trap or something beneath where like they fall, but it's padded and then there's just tiger sounds. Oh, that's a great idea. I don't know how they get out.


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[Assistant] As like, where like, like after, after hours we'll usually be like, hey you guys wanna play a game? Play a game? It's the first time that we said, hey who wants to play Battlefield?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always recommend you go into like a team deathmatch server and like, cause then you can grind out and like,


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[Assistant] Get certain weapons and learn the classes without having to worry about a tank or a blint blowing you up. That sort of like, I don't know, that gets a little daunting.


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[Assistant] So, Battlefield's a diff- it's a different beast. It's- it's how people are always like, you know.


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[Assistant] Don't compare League of Legends to Dota. It's like, yeah, it's kind of the same thing. Battlefield and Call of Duty are... Although two completely different. Yeah. Absolutely different. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would say, so Doom came out this year, right? Yeah. So Doom was my favorite campaign, and then Titanfall came out, and that's like definitely the best campaign of the year. Oh you think so?


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[Assistant] Oh, so that sort of thing is I applaud Titanfall for being shorter. How long is the kitchen? You can beat it in like 5-6 hours. That's not bad at all. Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] In our lives right now, we're like, I don't really have, I mean, okay, I beat Doom in a weekend.


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[Assistant] I also beat Titanfall, I beat him like a day and a half, like just kind of taking my time.


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[Assistant] It's so damn good, and it's sad because I feel like a lot of people aren't playing it right now, or they don't even know it came out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's the best game no one's playing right now, so.


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[Assistant] I would, I would say you could play this game and Battlefield and still have a good time. They're totally different.


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[Assistant] And we played the COD beta and it's like, yeah, it's Call of Duty. You play Titanfall and you're like, I feel like I'm playing.


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[Assistant] Call of Duty 4 again for the first time, where you go, oh wow, multiplayer can be fun. It just moves faster, the mechs make it awesome.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean even if they just did like one level or something like that or like one class or something, I know it's like we're teetering on free to play, but anything to get like mass people in, they kind of have to I think.


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[Assistant] Uh, and he has like a cool like warp dash ability and you can like basically phase walk through someone. You dash through him, you get behind him with a sword and like...


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[Assistant] Tracer vs Genji, and I was like, oh cool, we're playing anime, we did it. And there's a giant monkey, and then there's a girl in a mech suit, like, cool, we did it, we're finally playing anime.


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[Assistant] Battlebot, you're getting so complicated. I know, I know. I think James is hitting on the right point, like, you need to have these sort of things, like talking about Marvel Falls Equest, they have, every week there's a new event, and like, it's a, it's a three match color game.


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[Assistant] It's the simplest thing in the world, but it keeps you playing. Cause like, it's like, alright, our alliance is fighting Ultron. Like what do you do? I match three reds together and then Punisher shot him in the head.


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[Assistant] If there was something that, so like, I checked online, there was a Funhaus clan that someone already made on PC. And I joined it. I was like, oh cool, so they do have networks. Pretendful? Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] The whole layout is kind of a mess, so it's kind of hard to find these things, but like, it would...


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[Assistant] Makes sense if there was something that just brought you back where there was like, maybe there was like an ultra, ultra mech titan.


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[Assistant] That is like destroying this area and like you have to team up with your team. Okay. And say people and you're just trying to take this thing down.


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[Assistant] And then it's like you get a big reward at the end that all your team worked together, but there's nothing like that. It's just basically deathmatch. Or attrition, and then, you know, bounty, which is just, I don't know. It's not enough, sadly.


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[Assistant] It makes for a immersive experience because it is very, the whole game is seamless and it moves at a blistering pace and like with all the, when there's like 18 mechs all just punching each other with explosions, I'm like I can't believe this game is not breaking right now.


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[Assistant] Lovely thing to play, but uhm, I imagine if you showed that to average consumer A and B, it'd go...


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[Assistant] How is, what is this? This is not Call of Duty? I thought it was Call of Duty. Is this Call of Duty Titanfall? You're like, no it's Titanfall, it's a different game. Huh? Who's Call of Duty?


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[Assistant] The true challenge is learn to masturbate without pornography.


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[Assistant] He don't give a fuck if you're jerking it or not. Cause he is to you.