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[Assistant] I think I had the Jets as the best bet in my column, but I've already got six. I don't really think I need seven best bets. So I'll let, I'll let.


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[Assistant] Raiders minus five and a half over under fifty one and a half Pete.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we saw it too. That over is a good look as well. Uhm, I think I leaned towards the Raiders, but I don't, I don't, I don't really love it. Like you said, the line move is concerning because if it was Raiders minus three, I think I'm all over the Raiders.


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[Assistant] Arizona scored 14 points, I think in the fourth quarter, uh, last week, mostly garbage time points. So that's how you, you know, I think I got 21 total points from the, from the Chiefs and the, and the Raiders. I mean, Chiefs and the Cardinals in a totally meaningless fourth quarter.


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[Assistant] So absolutely in play to get garbage time here. Josh McDaniels is, you know, not, this is not a Gruden situation where, you know, he's slowed things down, you know, if they get a lead or anything like that. McDaniels keeps his foot on the gas in this spot. I would lean towards the Raiders but don't have a best bet on this game. Falcons at the Rams.


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[Assistant] The Rams minus 10 and a half over under 46 and a half. Another team that lost last week. That is a double digit favorite Pete.


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[Assistant] Like Pete, no, it's tough, it's just a tough spot for the, for the Falcons. I mean, you, you have to, and, and like they...


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[Assistant] They did, they had, I mean, you know, you had New Orleans dead to rights and you let them just storm back. I mean, if you're, if New Orleans is able to move the ball that effectively.


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[Assistant] That quickly, it's not going to be hard for the, for the Rams to move the ball at all. And I think this is a big time Alan Robinson squeaky wheel spot. I've got, I don't know if that was the best bet, but I would take the over on Alan Robinson catches and receiving yards because when you sign a guy like that in the off season,


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[Assistant] And then week one doesn't do much in Cooper cup and the team loses. There'll be an emphasis on, on getting plays where Robinson gets open.


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[Assistant] And, you know, look, with Cooper Cup there, it's, it's not, it's not gonna be easy for the, for the Falcons to slow this team down. I would lean towards the Rams as well. Panthers at the Giants. The Giants. Stunner, week one.


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[Assistant] Uh, victory, although I did predict it, uhm, and we all had them as best bet.


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[Assistant] They're favored by two with an over under a forty three and a half year Pete.


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[Assistant] The old Ron Rivera teaser special coming, maybe.


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[Assistant] Baker, very rusty. They definitely got things going when they opened it up out of desperation a little bit. And I think that this is an extremely desperate team because if you start 0 and 2 against the Browns and at the Giants and the Browns with no Sean Watson, you know, Matt rules already a flambéed seat is going to get even hotter. And you know, it's just one of those spots where


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[Assistant] You know, I don't, you know, maybe the Giants fans will probably be amped up. I know Giants, the Giants are thrilled about, um, you know, the start they had. I actually did a Giants podcast, um, last night, you know, Wednesday night and, um,


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[Assistant] It's the Giants Daily podcast or Giants Weekly podcast. And, uh, we're previewing the game and like both guys agree that this is just a bad matchup for the Giants because they're linebacking core with Christian McCaffrey. And I think we'll see McCaffrey make a lot more plays this week. I think Carolina wins, probably a low scoring game, would not want to touch the total. Uh, but I mean, I'll probably toss Carolina in a Moneyline parlay around, you know, some one of those around her place. Um, commanders commandos.


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[Assistant] You old WFTs at the Lions, the Lions, the Detroit Lions favorite in the game minus one and a half of an over under a 48 and a half Pete.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good call on that teaser because we've seen, I like that teaser. Yeah. Detroit, like Detroit ain't scared to get involved in a last second, crazy, you know, back, come through the, like, you know.


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[Assistant] Come through the back door situation like you're getting that cushion where it would be shocking if Washington weren't able to move the ball through the air with Terry, with Terry McLaurin and Jahan Dotson who looked freaking great in week one. I had the over. This is actually when I was doing some early DFS work this week, the number one game that I circled to sort of stack was this game.


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[Assistant] I think it's, I think it's points galore. I watched a lot of that Washington Jacksonville game. You know, the 6.2 yards per yards per play. And like again, Jacksonville moved the ball pretty easily against Washington. They just couldn't close and score.


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[Assistant] I think Detroit's can be able to move it extremely easy. Uh, we saw last week with the Eagles, they gave up 35 points and then they were able to rapid fire reel off some, some scores and they ended up covering unfortunately from one of my best bets, but it speaks to what Detroit is going to do and how aggressively they will continue to try to score even when they're kind of out of the game. So I got the over here 48 and a half.


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[Assistant] Over that I've got a best bet on the Vikings at the Eagles.


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[Assistant] Monday night football, the double header, um, 50 and a half. I think the same sort of deal with, uh, that we saw, like I'm talking about with Washington and Detroit. I like the over in this spot. It's the Eagles can score. They got going really slowly against, against the Lions, but once they started moving, they pile up the points. And then of course you saw what the Vikings, they are capable of, of, you know,


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[Assistant] Scoring quickly as well. Justin Jefferson looks like the best receiver in football. And if you get this, Pete, if you get this Vikings team in a shootout, I think we can get some real back and forth on Monday night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's uh, the Kirk, the Kirk Cousins is always a concern when you talk about a prime time game with the Vikings, the Dolphins at the Ravens, Ravens minus three and a half over under 44 and a half.


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[Assistant] I think Miami's, uh, Miami had a fumble, a strip sack fumble in the end zone and also had that 40, uh, 42 yard touchdown pass to Jalen Waddle with


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[Assistant] Fourth and seven with like sub 30 seconds left and you're not going to get those every week. Those are, those are kind of fluky scores. The Dolphins offense could have been a lot less effective than it was last week. I got the Ravens as the best bet here. Ravens minus three and a half. I think they just keep it rolling. They took, you know, sort of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw, uh, I don't, I can't remember who he works for now, but Michael Schade.


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[Assistant] We'll work through a couple here quickly. Three more games to go. Seahawks at the 49ers. 49ers minus nine over under 41 and a half. Pete, this line actually moved towards the 49ers after the Seahawks upset the Broncos on Monday night.


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[Assistant] Seahawks have kind of dominated the 49ers the last few years.


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[Assistant] That kind of makes me want to take the nine, but it's such a scary proposition because this 49ers team can.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like we like the Broncos fumble twice in the one yard line. Like see, Seattle needed a lot of things to go their way to win that game. Um, you feel like if Lance is as good as we think he could be with it, with decent weather, he's going to be able to move the ball around easily. You'll have some explosive plays and you would hope that that defense won't just.


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[Assistant] You know, like you have to think that the weather had something to do with how badly the defense, you know, they give up this explosive plays to the, to the Bears and we too. I would lean the Seahawks, but I don't, I wouldn't want to touch this one personally. I like that teaser idea with the Bengals who were minus seven and a half at the Cowboys over under 41 and a half. Of course, if you bet this line a week ago.


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[Assistant] You've got some great CLV because the Bengals are probably a pick them or plus plus a couple points. Dak Prescott now out for a lengthy period of time. Don't listen to Jerry Jones for the four weeks in my opinion. What do you think about this one, Pete?


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[Assistant] For me, it's sincere nothing here. Uhm, I'm glad that this is not a prime time game and I'd force some kind of bet on it, but I think maybe Cowboys team turtle under something like that. Cincinnati.


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[Assistant] Turn the ball over five times and still almost beat Pittsburgh. Dallas' offense is going to struggle mightily. There was a blueprint there from Tampa Bay, how to shut down CD Lamb, and I think the Bengals will probably use it. Uh, but, you know, laying seven and a half, um, on,


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[Assistant] On the road is, uh, is a bit much. There's somebody, somebody that has a question for you in the chat, Pete, uh, someone named Ryan Wilson wants to know, Hey Prisco, is 2-0 more like Dan Fouts or Mason Rudolph?


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[Assistant] That's for when the Steelers beat the Bengals, we pulled a bunch of, uh, a bunch of sound clips from the game to throw out there. Finally, Monday Night Football, the, uh, the first of a double header.


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[Assistant] But they're overlapping doubleheaders. They're kind of not really a doubleheader. Sort of annoying to be honest. Titans of the bills. Bills minus 10 over under 48. The bills of course look like an absolute unit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, the only way you take the titans is if you just think, like, there's some sort of magic beans that Mike Ravel has when it comes to playing Sean McDiarmid in the Bills. Because, I mean, matchup wise, this is not a great matchup for the Bills.


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[Assistant] Pencil like Tucky Pete says the bills are overrated. I think the bills are properly rated and the bills are just awesome. Uhm, like there's no reason they shouldn't just smash the Titans.


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[Assistant] Prime time games can get a little weird, but I guess it is Buffalo's home opener. I mean, I think I took the Titans in our picks against the spread, but I did not feel good about it. I don't blame you for back in the bills.


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[Assistant] That's good. Good call. That's the third leg of our teaser. So lions over 48 and a half.


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[Assistant] I want, I want to bet, I want to aggressively bet on, hypothetically aggressively bet on the over in the Washington game. So I don't want to ruin it with the par, the par lie. So let's go ravens. Alright. Hypothetically.


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[Assistant] Alright, here are our best bets recap. R.J.'s best bets. Green Bay minus 10. Jets plus 6.5. Colts minus 4. Washington over 48.5. Arizona over 51.5. A teaser with Carolina plus 8.5 and Washington plus 7.5. And the Saints plus 2.5.


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[Assistant] Leave your best pets in the comments. Smash that like button. Of course, subscribe and turn on alerts so you know when we go live for Pete for RJ. I'm Brinson. We will see you guys later.


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[Assistant] Personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect.


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[Assistant] Can we stop baring the lead and see our now twice tatted Ryan Wilson?


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[Assistant] And we should also talk about your lackluster bids as well.


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[Assistant] That's what I was sent here. I wasn't supposed to produce this show. And I just, you know, Brinson is measured by podcast downloads, YouTube views, social engagement and also eBay bids.


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[Assistant] We're very close. All around the $30 mark right now. How long do we have until uhm,


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[Assistant] No, not Wills. Brinson will be on the Draftathon. Uh, next Wednesday.


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[Assistant] If you're watching, it'll be in the episode description if you're listening and want to check it out. I'm just, I want to, I don't know, I feel like I could drum up some competition between the three of you. We don't have to repeat?


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Welcome to the Pixix Podcast, CBS Sports Daily NFL Podcast. I'm Wilburton and I'm your host.


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[Assistant] If you're listening to the podcast, it is Friday, September 23rd. If you're watching with us live on YouTube.


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[Assistant] It is Thursday, September 22nd and it is a picks show with Pete Prisco and RJ White. What's up fellas? How we doing?


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[Assistant] Good, how are you? You good? Everybody good? Great, great, great, fantastic. Did you get all your research done?


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[Assistant] Uh, almost all of it. I needed like two or three more games, but I don't think I have any best bets on these games, so. And I've got most of my DFS research done too, so that's.


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[Assistant] Hey Pete, have you heard the new drops that we added for the regular shows? I know you listen daily, but you might have missed them.


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[Assistant] I went three and three last week. I have my best bets already in my picks. I can tell you exactly what they are. I had one on Thursday night. You could have the under, but that doesn't count because this shows recorded on Thursday and then we don't, we don't include Thursday night football. Um, let's see. I have the Bengals as a best bet.


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[Assistant] I have the Chiefs as a best bet. I have the Lions over as a three.


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[Assistant] No actually, excuse me, a 15 unit super whale max bet. Best bet. This week. This week. This week.


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[Assistant] I read Devo, do I read him down the road? Is Devo still here? I don't know if Devo even works here anymore.


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[Assistant] You went four, you went four and two, RJ went four and three, overall Pete nine and three, RJ seven and six, I'm five and eight. Uh, Debo says he's killing the parlay.


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[Assistant] 2020, that's right, 2021, we didn't get anything.


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[Assistant] Um, did you, hey, are you aware that Devo is also retiring? Retiring? On the podcast. No, seriously, he's done.


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[Assistant] He's, he had been trying to leave for several months.


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[Assistant] I think, I'm assuming Billy is also on this podcast, but Billy's, Billy's the new podcast producer.


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[Assistant] Devo is finally out out, but like slowly transitioning his way out. He's on a call right now, so he actually can't respond. If you wanna, if you wanna Pete, look, he is harassed and harangued you throughout his entire tenure of the podcast.


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[Assistant] He is on a call. He can't respond to any criticism that you provide of him right now. So feel free to fire away.


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[Assistant] What, what do you, that's just not true. Diva, I know how you feel about Diva.


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[Assistant] Uh, are you, are you, are you sad that, I guess you should be happy now that I don't have a, I won't have my, uh, my, uh, my rat in the building.


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[Assistant] He did a great job. He did a great job. Look, he managed to turn this into a possibly award winning podcast. Oh, which we'll find out about in, um, a week from Friday.


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[Assistant] It's good, good, uh, good, good hashtag there, Steve. Uh, anyway, the parlay did not hit it with two and one. Maybe we'll do one more parlay for Deepa.


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[Assistant] If it hits, we'll uh, we'll buy him a present on the way out. If it doesn't, we buy him nothing.


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[Assistant] Bills, minus six at the Dolphins. A fascinating matchup. The Dolphins 2-0. The Bills 2-0. The Bills have looked like the best team in football by a pretty wide margin so far through two weeks. The Dolphins have


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[Assistant] I'm at the risk of angrying to and on further have gotten a little lucky in terms of some of their scoring and in terms of coming back and beating the Ravens. They should have lost that game, but they didn't.


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[Assistant] And they're two and oh, they're high scoring. They're fun to watch. Mike Daniel has changed her identity. The total here are 52. Uh, Pete, do you think that, that two and on can take out your Buffalo bills?


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[Assistant] I'm with you on this eternal Pete. Like I don't understand how this game stays under 60 points. Like I mean, especially if there's injuries that are just described or.


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[Assistant] Do the bills secondary or real? I mean, like this is big play potential waiting to happen. The bills are a like high, high octane, you know, deep strike.


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[Assistant] Big play offense that can torture you at any moment. We saw Miami's more than willing to give those up.


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[Assistant] You know, conversely, if, if, if Buffalo is missing guys in the secondary, particularly those two safeties, who are so key to what they do on defense, then Miami and Tyreek and, you know, two Tyreek and, and Jayla Waddle are going to be able to score points as well. Plus we saw what they, they're like in a comeback mode. It won't be like Tennessee where Malik Willis is suddenly under center and, and not really wanting to pass in the third quarter. Um, I mean, it feels kind of childlike. This is going to be the number one.


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[Assistant] Or like, number one game in terms of DFS ownership by, by wide margin, I would think. So I'm, I kind of want to take the over as the best bet, but I don't have it listed originally on my picks and it feels a little chalky. So I'm going to pass. But I mean, I, I think Buffalo wins in covers, but.


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[Assistant] You know, Miami could easily storm through the back door with the weapons they have, given what we saw from them last week.


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[Assistant] Several of the Miami scores over the first two weeks, the, the, the, you know, the strip sack fumble, the goal line against the Patriots, that, that kind of fluky fourth and seven, um, right before halftime to waddle. And then you had those comeback scores where they were down like 27 and a half, I believe. I mean,


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[Assistant] You know, a little, not, not your normal course of action score. So I think the Bills are the better team. I think the Bills take care of business, but certainly that is a lot of points moving along to the Ravens at the Patriots. The Ravens who just lost to the Dolphins are minus three on the road at New England.


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[Assistant] Baltimore looks extremely explosive, or at least in the last six quarters has looked extremely explosive.


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[Assistant] This turtle is actually kind of a sneaky 43 and a half. The Patriots haven't done anything on offense heretofore, Pete. Uhm, do you think they get rolling against the Ravens?


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[Assistant] And worth noting too, RJ is that uhm, Lamar Jackson status is up in the air. You know, they-


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[Assistant] I had the Ravens winning it in my picks, but I don't really feel, I don't really feel good about it.


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[Assistant] Pat's getting three at home and against, as Pete points out, a very questionable defense with Lamar banged up, like how much will he be able to run?


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[Assistant] Uh, Belichick is very good at taking away your best option. Will he?


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[Assistant] You know, try to corral Lamar and make him stay in the pocket and then play a bunch of like...


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[Assistant] You know, different zone pattern stuff behind that.


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[Assistant] I'm a little, I'm a little nervous about it. I think if I had to lean to bet anything would actually be the over, uh, the only because 43 and a half is like suspiciously high and I could see there being 45 ish points in this.


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[Assistant] I'll take the Ravens, but, but not a, uh, not a best bet by any stretch of the imagination. The Eagles at the artists formerly known as the Washington football team, the Eagles minus six and a half. My Eagles, my Philadelphia Eagles, by the way, a new producer, Billy.


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[Assistant] Also, he's actually an Eagles fan on like fake Devo, like fake Eagles fan Devo. You know, Devo is secretly a Minnesota Vikings fan. He's pretended to be an Eagles fan the last few years to try and garner, uh, this little run that, that Folzer Woods had been on.


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[Assistant] So we, we saw with the Eagles against the Lions as sort of a similar way, I think it could play out where.


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[Assistant] The Eagles, you know, ground game gets going. Hertz is moving the football with his legs. They see, you know, they get up and you're for, you, you force the other team to become one dimensional. And that's where Washington's garbage time points to push this turtle over, come and play like it's 35 or it's like, I don't know, 28 to.


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[Assistant] 14 and the Eagles, I just think there are going to be points in this. Washington is going to get some points. I don't think it would be totally snuffing them out. Uhm, if we get to halftime, it's like 24-7, a la.


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[Assistant] Uh, Philadelphia, Minnesota, then I'll be a little bit worried because just what we saw from, from Philadelphia being able to lean into, uh, that defense, I think they're the better team. I think they will win the football game and I think they will cover, but my best bet is on the over. Pete has.


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[Assistant] Uh, the over and Washington as well. Let's take a quick break and when we come back more best bets next.


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[Assistant] Raiders minus two over under forty five and a half Pete two extremely desperate teams here coming off.


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[Assistant] Like would you rather have your heart ripped out by Kyler Murray 15 times on 4th down or would you rather just be bludgeoned to death by the bills? Like which one is a more painful loss?


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[Assistant] Early to midway through the season before the offense really sputtered for a couple of weeks. Maybe they'll figure it out. I think I just were able to get that going. I had.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've got the over 45 and a half is the best bet here as well. I'm feeling every Rishi this week and I don't care. Uhm, I think Tennessee wins the game to the, you know what I would take? I'm gonna take the Titans plus two is the best bet anyway. I don't care.


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[Assistant] Titans and the over both best bets. I think my theory that will operate on here is the if you play the bills, you're not as bad as you look.


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[Assistant] Like that's people, people like, oh man, and I agree that Tennessee is not a great team, but he's stretching the imagination. The AJ Brown thing is clearly an issue for them, but it's like we're remembering what we saw when teams played Buffalo and it's like, wow, the Rams suck.


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[Assistant] In week one and wow, the Titans suck in week two. It's entirely possible. The bills are just that good and are going to dominate teams like that on a weekly basis for a lengthy stretch here. And if that's the case, we're going to get some value early on in the season on teams who just played them. So I'm taking Titans plus two and the over 45 and a half as a best bet in this game. The Texans are playing the Bears and what can only be described as a, um,


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[Assistant] Yeah, hopefully that game's a fox so we can talk about how great or how questionable it is. The Bears are actually getting some, uh, little steam here.


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[Assistant] Minus two and a half minus 120 at Caesars, uh, the over under 40 in the Lovey Smith revenge game. Will the team, you have to imagine Pete that the Texans, every player will try harder this week for Lovey Smith.


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[Assistant] So I'm in a survival pool with some buddies that, uh, there's like already, it's down to like 12 people already just because of the chaos that's happened.


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[Assistant] And like I, I, I am convinced that there will be a lot of people, I don't know about this 12 person remaining league, but like I think if you're in a bigger league, there's going to be a lot of people who take the Bears this week. And I think it's a big, big mistake. Like I think the Titans are going to win this game. But I mean, you know, if you just look around the, if you look at the various games and the options that you have, there's just not, there haven't been very


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[Assistant] Uh, survivor options the first three weeks. Last week, maybe some better ones.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean like you, you could get a, you could get a, is it case, it's Chase Daniel situation, right? Right. Yeah. Case kingdoms in, uh, in, in.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, I guess they, like, okay, look, you made a major, major medical m- mishap.


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[Assistant] What the hell? Uh, anyway, yeah, I mean, I would, uh, I think the Texas is going to win this game. Low scoring game. I mean, might lean towards the under, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Pretty gross game. You don't want to watch a lot of that game. I don't think the Bengals at the Jets, the O and two Bengals.


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[Assistant] Are you guys aware of the curse that's going on with the bingles?


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[Assistant] Ryan Wilson, since, since Ryan Wilson got his tattoo, the bingles of Snoopy.


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[Assistant] It's the Snoopy curse. The Bengals are, are, are, are winless. They cannot win. And now they're playing another Joe Cool, AKA Snoopy's nickname in Joe Flacco in, uh, in New York. Bengals minus six over under 45 here. Pete, do the Bengals get their first win or do I get to continue banging these sound jobs?


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I have it as a best bet as well with Cincinnati. So we, we do get five, right? Like that's our, it's, it's shot up a point today, I believe, right?


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[Assistant] Everyone's hyped up about, you know, the, the jets being one in one and Robert Salas got receipts. If Nick Chubb goes down the way that he should have and Nick Chubb has gone down, like gone down before he scored, uh, previously and like on a 60 yard would have been a six year touchdown run back in 2020.


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[Assistant] Then it's, the Jets have scored 23 points on the entire season, right? Cause I believe they, they scored 14, they scored 17 points in the fourth quarter. So I guess it actually would be, uhm, 17, so it's 26.


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[Assistant] In theory, the, the Jets would really just have 26 points in the whole season. They are not a explosive offense. They had two, like, plays, two, two, one was a completely disastrous busted coverage over the top, uh, to, to Corey Davis. Like, I think the Bengals defense is good enough to prevent that. I think Cincinnati's offense, as RJ points out,


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[Assistant] Does have better days ahead. This is, you play Michael Barson to T.J. Watt. Probably, I mean, two of the top. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Four pass rushers in the league. Maybe maybe the two top pass rushers in the league. And so.


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[Assistant] Given that, Carl Lawson's played better. I have the Bengals as the best bet as well. I think the Bengals are a pretty good option in Survivor too. You just have to be, you know, hold your nose and pick a team on the road.


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[Assistant] Literally impossible. Yeah. The jets, all the, I mean like the jets coaches and players were kind of like.


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[Assistant] They're like, we didn't think he was going to score. We resigned ourselves to losing the game and thought he was going to go down and then he jumps in and all of a sudden the game is continued.


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[Assistant] There'd been 2333 consecutive games where a team held that lead inside of that time period without the team losing. And the last team to do it was the 2001 Browns. That's how rare it is. And it's because Nick Chubb didn't drop down at the one yard line.


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[Assistant] Good point. Good point. Yep. Let's play Korean hunt as well. Uhm, so are we going to do the parlay or no parlay? I don't really care. No, no parlay.


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[Assistant] Jaguars have the Chargers. My Jaguars. There's a new sheriff at Jacksonville, Pete.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jaguar's at the Chargers. Chargers minus seven over under forty seven and a half. The over-under has actually ticked down.


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[Assistant] Uh, half a point and is dropping his dad now juice the under which is kind of interesting. Uh, any what do you think about this game? Pete? Do you think?


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[Assistant] Your old hometown team can keep looking like a possible AFC South champion.


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[Assistant] You've been, you've been beating that Jaguars West Coast Trump, I mean like, not, not in a bad, I mean just, you've been accurately pointing out how bad they are.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brandon Staley on, uh, Wednesday evening said he's gotten a lot of rest since the last game. He's feeling more comfortable with top scorer Justin Herbert, obviously. I know he was able to do some light throwing yesterday, some rotational work. We're just going to take it day by day and see where his comfort level is. Uh, according to Lindsey theory of ESPN.


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[Assistant] Herbert did not throw any passes during the brief portion of practice open to reporters on Wednesday.


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[Assistant] With this game, let me ask you, RJ, does the, does the under kind of moving? Does the game, does the total moving towards the under worry you at all from a, um, you know, from a like people might not be like, like they don't want to move the chargers off of seven.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, yeah, I think the other part of the problem is like if you, you have, it's tough to take this.


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[Assistant] Like 2.30 on Sunday afternoon, whether or not Herbert is definitely playing, unless, unless he's ruled in by Friday, which just given light throwing on Wednesday, that seems unlikely.


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[Assistant] You know, and you're like, oh, RG's got the Chargers, the best bet. You don't need to rush to bet the Chargers. I think if you do like the Jaguars, if you're like, oh, Prisco's got a best bet and you want to go lock it in, you want to get the seven now because I can't, I don't think if Herbert was Herbert in this game, this game's not going to like nine or anything. This is like, it's just going to be seven. I mean,


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, Herbert's gotta be worth more than that to the line. So anyway, like just be cognizant of that as you're making your picks, putting your best bets in, et cetera, et cetera.


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[Assistant] Putting your picture in your pool. That's one that you may have to keep an eye on.


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[Assistant] Depending on what your lock time is, the Rams minus three and a half at the Cardinals over under 48 and a half Pete.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't remember. Uh, okay, no, it went on the sheet. I just heard also.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, I like the rangers as well. I don't have them as a best bet, but yes, I mean, that would, this would be a parlay piece if we actually did the parlay anymore. We have the, uh, I think the bingles and the, and the rams and


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[Assistant] Maybe one more? It's already in there? Anywho. Uhm, yeaah, I think the Rams are gonna get spotted. The Cardinals, the Cardinals offense is completely unsustainable!


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[Assistant] You can't just have Kyler Murray running around making weird stuff happen on fourth down and on two point conversions and hope that that's just going to, that's going to work for you in wild comeback fashion. It's almost, it's like reminiscent of like what the COX used to do with Russell Wilson, where they were just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then.


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[Assistant] Alright Ross, we're losing. Can you do some make your magic beans happen? Like that's not a sustainable offense. If the Cardinals try and do it, uhm, or if that's what the Cardinals plan is, it's not gonna work.


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[Assistant] Sneaky, uh, fantasy, uh, sneaky DFS match up here, I think too, uh, between these two teams, you got to total up at 48 and a half, but neither team is particularly enthralling from a, uh, you know, a, a, a ownership perspective. So maybe you could get some, uh, some lower earned players in that game. Falcons at the Seahawks, Seahawks. Ooh, that line is moved.


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[Assistant] The Seahawks were minus two. The Seahawks are now, it is now a pick them with an over under a 42. Uh, Pete, you're back in the Seahawks. Does that make you happier or nervous?


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[Assistant] Sounds like Pete is having a connection or if he can jump out and jump back in. Um, RJ.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're freezing up and jumping around. Yeah, just close out and click the link and come back in.


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[Assistant] Pete, your audio, your audio is being choppy again.


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[Assistant] It may be, you know, your video's being funky too. I don't know if it's your, I don't know if you're plugged in or not. Uhm, anyway, Pete has the Seahawks as a best bet. They are a pick them now. Uh, they were at minus two.


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[Assistant] I guess he's laying the two or we give him a pick him, but I don't know. We'll figure it out. Um, Pete, yeah, Pete bought 2.0 is, uh, is, is, is, is going off the rails moving along through some games more quickly. The chiefs minus six and a half at the Colts and over under a 50, um, probably a bad bylaws, but probably a bad by high spot on the chiefs. Um,


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[Assistant] Indy should be desperate, they're over two. I got the Chiefs is the best bet though, because I think that there's this like, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Like, so like, all right, Tyreke, you want to go off? Well, we're going to keep going off. I think we see an explosive offense for the Chiefs and they're just a much better team than the Colts.


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[Assistant] What if, what if, what if Nick Foles, like, does what Carson Wentz couldn't do, and like, Wentz goes to the playoffs for Indianapolis? Go my god, Carson Wentz would have another critical breakdown.


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[Assistant] Pete, do you think Matt Ryan's toast? No!


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[Assistant] Saints minus three at the Panthers over under forty and a half.


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[Assistant] Somebody's defense is going to score this game because one of the offense is going to make a stupid mistake and that's who's going to win this game.


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[Assistant] The lions at the Vikings, Vikings minus six over under 52 and a half.


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[Assistant] You could set this over under at 59 and a half and I would take the over. I'm going to take lions overs until they stop hitting. I realized it's actually ticked down a little bit. Um, I don't care. The, the lions.


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[Assistant] The lions are the, are the, like they are going to just involve you in a shootout one way or another, whether it's them flying back against your defense or whether it's them getting a lead and you being able to score against their questionable defense over, over, over. I love this over.


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[Assistant] He is currently trying, I don't know if you can hear it, Peter audio is cutting out again, but you were ripping Kurt Cousins to shreds for not playing well on Monday night. I agree with you. They'll play better. Oh my God, free train that, um, moving along, unless you have, unless you have a best bet on this, I don't believe you do. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, we only got three more games to cover and we'll be quick with them. Packers at the bucks, bucks minus one over under 42. The bucks have no receiver help here, Pete. Um, this is a crazy total for an Aaron Rodgers Tom Brady game and it might go under by a lot.


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[Assistant] Uh, 49ers minus one and a half at the Broncos over under 45. Can Russell Wilson get it going, Pete? Or is this offense doomed to be stagnant for another week?


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[Assistant] The Giants, Giants minus one. This line has actually dropped a point and a half. I thought it was Giants minus two and a half or maybe it's moved since we locked it in, uh, over under 39. I will double check on that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it says one here at Caesars was two and a half last night. So that's been pretty substantially. Pete, any thoughts on this thrilling Monday night? Okay, this is so gross. This is Monday night. Freaking Cooper Rush.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mike Stacks in the chat says, I just joined you guys like Cincinnati for Survivor. Mike, if you go back to, uh, find the segment where, and they should be, I don't, I think they're cut off eventually on YouTube, but when we talk about the Bears game, we actually did a detailed breakdown on just what we like for Survivor this week. I just don't want to repeat it for anyone who's listening. So check out the Bears, uh,


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[Assistant] Texan segment. You've actually got two look ahead lines for week four, right?


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[Assistant] Nice look ahead there RJ, uh, to week four. Um, unfortunately we can't give you those best bets at those numbers, but if, uh, hopefully people will take your advice and make some actionable moves on there. All right. Very quickly. Our best bets. Pete has.


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[Assistant] The commander's plus six and a half. The commander's eagle's over. So both of those are best bets. The Seahawks minus two, the Patriots minus three, the Jaguars plus seven, and the Raiders minus two. RJ's best bets are the Dolphins plus six, Sensei minus five.


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[Assistant] The Chargers minus seven head to head with Pete there. Atlanta plus two head to head with Pete there as well. The Rams minus three and a half and a teaser getting Houston plus eight and a half in Tennessee plus eight.


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[Assistant] My best bets are the Titans plus two. You can see I'm reading all my best bets at the end of shows I do every week guys Titans plus two Titans over 45 and a half Eagles over.


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[Assistant] I think 47 lions over 52 and a half chiefs minus five and a half bingles minus five. That'll do it for the pick show week three best bets. Thanks for listening. Thanks for watching. If you're, if you're watching whenever you're watching on YouTube, smash the like button, turn on alert, subscribe, turn on alerts for Pete for RJ I Brinson. We will talk to you guys later.


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[Assistant] We just so desperate for you not to do the bingles. He's like, I've got five teens I love.


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[Assistant] I had like, I had like 12 hours until we had to like start working. Oh god. Yeah, that's why Breach is traumatized by anything that happens in your pool now. I've heard Breach is traumatized by something, other reasons with that.


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[Assistant] That is a... What's that line gonna be? Minus six and a half?


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[Assistant] No, I mean the money speaks for itself. I saw our friends at Caesars today finally adjusted where the Eagles are now NFC East favorites at plus 130 and the Cowboys are at plus 135. So I think.


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[Assistant] Everybody's on the Eagles train and if you're on the Eagles train that means you're probably on the Jalen Hurts train.


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[Assistant] Ryan, you like that uh, Ryan Fitzpatrick bet?


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[Assistant] No, on purpose. Uhm, you know, I'll wear other jerseys for basketball or baseball. Like, I don't care. I don't feel like I'm going against my team, but I feel like that way if I do it for football. So I purchased this maybe like September 1st of 2021.


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[Assistant] I just took all the money that we're making from ads on YouTube and devoted it towards the Carson Wentz Jersey.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a predicament. Eagles play both teams this year, obviously commanders twice. So, what jersey will you wear week one? Will you wear this? Or will you wear Eagles? No, no, this is never, this is, uh, more, uhm,


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[Assistant] That was a good number to get a signature on though.


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[Assistant] Olympic sprint, like they'll hit 24 miles per hour, but like even has as much as I want to.


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[Assistant] Just crush Brinson for not running a sub five, uh, 540. Like he could hit 14 miles an hour right now. I could? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a different story. Yeah, I'm smoking all sixth graders in a hundred yards. Like if I'm lucky with the draw, there's 2% that could beat me in a race in a hundred yards, but there's.


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[Assistant] Sounds right. 60 per, or no, like 80% of dogs, I feel like 11 year old dogs. Oh, I think it's like.


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[Assistant] Alright, sorry, that is an actual podcast bet. If the Steelers... You gotta, you gotta, I mean, you said it.


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[Assistant] And I mean, honestly, like this will sound insane. This is kind of a big turning point for the Steelers in this season. They're playing the Bengals.


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[Assistant] Everyone who listens or watches this podcast, uhm, knows


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[Assistant] That uh, Ryan Wilson is supposed to have a tattoo supposed to get a tattoo because Ryan Finley.


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[Assistant] And the Bengals on Monday night meet the Steelers like two years ago, two years since it happened that he hasn't, that he's welched on this bet. He's tried to pawn it off on Breach because Breach didn't get the artwork done.


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[Assistant] And then he tried to pawn it off for me. Like I didn't Venmo him enough money. Like I like I'll just pay you for the tattoo when you get the tattoo. Like just get it done. I'll pay for it. Like I have to Venmo him ahead of time. He's been waffling.


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[Assistant] And now there's no one left to pawn it off on. Correct. Preach my theory.


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[Assistant] Is that Wilson has taken, has booked flights as close to as humanly possible the beginning and the end of the work related functions in order to then say there's no time.


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[Assistant] While we're in Nashville for him to get a tattoo and to continue to push this back like an absolute coward.


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[Assistant] Was, was like, like we didn't know Wilson was going to be here, Breach and I didn't, until literally, we're sitting at the table with Devo and EK, our boss.


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[Assistant] And we're like, man, he's not even getting a stinking tattoo. Do you think you'll get it? And they go, why don't you ask him? And we turned around and Wilson's doing a Vince McMahon strut through the lobby of the hotel because he's gotten this tattoo. He's changed his flight and come in early.


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[Assistant] And he got the tattoo. We didn't know it was coming. We were shocked, very impressed. You paid off the vet. Sure, it was two years, but it was well worth the payoff.


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[Assistant] And 4.9 rated on Yelp, which is one of your requirements. Because that was the other thing that we thought you were trying to welch on, because you're like 4.8 or higher.


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[Assistant] Speaking of said tattoo artist, let's uh, let's toss a little footage up of Wilson at the parlor with the tattoo artist.


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[Assistant] And then not like this, not like I'm bothered by this, but I've just never had a surprise birthday. Like I've just, yea, like nobody's ever given me a surprise birthday. This is like, that must be what it feels like.


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[Assistant] See people freaking out. We're in Nashville! Yea, there you go. You can see the stat line there at the bottom. Yea, we'll tweet it out too after the show. Is that what the, is the, so the, that's before the plastic is on it, like that?


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[Assistant] Sorry, I'm texting, I'm texting JLC a picture of the tattoo.


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[Assistant] So is this over? I was like, yeah, I think it's just done. Like, it's just not gonna happen. Like, he's gotten the money. He's gotten the idea from Breach. Like, we've done as much as we can do.


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[Assistant] And now it's just up to Wilson to go find it, you just didn't expect him to do it and then...


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[Assistant] Wilson does it by himself in really perfect fashion.


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[Assistant] I know, like, uh, so for those that don't know, we're a finalist for the People's Choice Podcast Awards. If we win said podcast award, uh, I said weeks ago that I would also get a tattoo.


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[Assistant] Viewer's choice. Now, yeaah, we said viewer's choice, but- You said that. I didn't say that. See, that was like the idiot thing, like this tattoo, this tattoo that you got, there was no-


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[Assistant] Yeah, so like, I mean, I think there's gonna be a little bit of, like, you've got a tattoo that is not, like, like, it's, it's cool. Like, it's, I like it. It's good.


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[Assistant] You know, you're not gonna, like your kids, you're not gonna like wake up in 20 years and be like, oh my god, I have like a, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know, like, what would be like a, like, get some chicks named tattooed on your back, right?


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[Assistant] And I don't wanna like suggest that uhm, anybody around here, you know, like, you know, could potentially change their mind. But like, the, the Pixies podcast logo could change in like, like, like an hour after I get back to it.


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[Assistant] So you, uh, your son's a big Snoopy fan, born on uh, July 13th, 19th. Yeah, uh, sure. Actually, that's what Ryan Finley stat line was. We need to get Ryan Finley on the podcast. Ryan Hill?


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[Assistant] And to be clear, like, there's a very good chance that Wilson was probably going to change his flight anyway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, we have to do a work-related function. By the way,


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[Assistant] But we will talk some football and probably gear back into the tattoo discussion coming up next.


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[Assistant] I like to talk about the commercials. If you're listening to the audio version.


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[Assistant] I don't like getting shots. I don't like doing any of that stuff. So like if, if I get one tattoo, that's it.


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[Assistant] He's barely back on the field. He's like on a wheelchair. He's got- No, but I'm saying like, I'm saying- And crutches. You've got, your first couple of games are, you're at Sensi, New England, at Cleveland.


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[Assistant] you know, four or five win he keeps the job. But oth week nine by where it's j it's week nine, right? Wh delineation where if Trub


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[Assistant] Rumors out there, uh, things that...


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[Assistant] Off-field stuff that just didn't, immaturity stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it turns out it may not have been correct, but like, just those rumors were lingering.


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[Assistant] I want to see what Pickens is for Rookie of the Year.


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[Assistant] The, um, the Chiefs thing, by the way, just real quickly on that, you know, I thought it was interesting reading Peter King's article on whatever, NBC football talk, but he was saying that he was in Chiefs camp and talking about how they are really mixing up their, like,


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[Assistant] Whereas you would almost have like a setup with Tyree Kill where it's, you know, everyone's like... Right. Tell me just like how they operated, like you would be a little more...


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[Assistant] Uhm, not, not basic, but a little more cookie cutter in terms of their, their personnel. And also they would, you know, Patrick Mahomes was like, we'd call this play, and like, Perry Hill has made a man. I just let him, like, let him figure it out. And don't, and like, you know, he can, he just goes and makes a play, and then I'd sort of run around and get it to him. And now it's like a little more progression-based west coast offense, I think, where you have,


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[Assistant] They just have a lot of different ways they can come at you. And Peter King reported that he was like, he had barely had time to chart.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Kenneth Walker at 15 to 1 is kind of intriguing. You know, Tolbert's down to 16 to 1. This is crazy. These marketers are...


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[Assistant] Damien Pierce 25 to 1. Desmond Ritter is 30 to 1, which is really cool.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That corral is 41. What are we doing? Speaking of that. I think Breece Hall is my favorite on that list. It's just 9-1. 12-1 for Pickens. But if he wins,


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[Assistant] Uhm, the, uh, the thing on, yeaah, Damien Pierce 25 to 1. I don't mind that. That's a decent bet. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Pickings are just a better value. Like, dubs is like 50 to 1 or like 100 to 1 just a couple of weeks ago and now it's like 14 to 1 is just silly.


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[Assistant] Cam Newton, Cam Newton won it all, yeaah. In fact, only three, only three Rookie of the Year, she's like, only three times in the past, like, uh, 15 years, I think, has a Rookie of the Year, Office of Rookie of the Year winner been


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[Assistant] You can be on a losing team and win that award very easily.


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[Assistant] You want to be a quarterback, that's like the ideal situation where you're a quarterback and you end up being the guy who gets the nod, but in a lot of cases, or in this particular case, I guess,


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[Assistant] This is why the odds are so shrunken, like Pickens and Romeo Doves, is there's no quarterbacks in this.


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[Assistant] But Kenny Pickens is not expected to start. He's not the favorite to start with the Steelers. He's a favorite to win rookie of the year, which is just completely at odds with each other. Those two facts. And so you, you know, you have Matt Corral again, uh, you know, pushed up Desmond Ritter, just looking at these other guys like these quarterbacks are not going to win this award more than likely because I got trivia for you. When was the last time this is a good


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[Assistant] It was the last time that there were no rookie quarterbacks starting in week one of an NFL season.


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[Assistant] Thousand and one. Feel free to guess in the comments. 2001. It's not 2001.


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[Assistant] Oh, so we're kind of going through some rookie quarterbacks. Uhm, the Panthers and the, you know, I'm going to call them the Washington football team.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but anyway, the Panthers and the Commanders played in a pre-season game, uh, this past weekend. And, did the Commanders end up winning or did the Panthers?


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[Assistant] That's right, cause Matt Corral actually marched the Panthers down the field for a game winning field goal without completing a pass. He was on the field.


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[Assistant] Three, two, five, three different chairs. There we go. What happened to the phone book?


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[Assistant] Well, that's what I was going to do next. I'm not down on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on,


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[Assistant] I'm not, but I mean, I think the Panthers like, again, like I'm doing this and I'm going to hate myself in like a month, but I'm kind of- Oh, he's talking about this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, not only is Breach, like, doesn't have a cover for his, for the Apple logo. I asked for one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, poor man's guster, like right there. Now my phone's blocked. Uh, but yeah, Sam Howell, man, 9 to 16 for 145 yards and two rushing touchdowns. I was really impressed with what Howell did just in terms of his ability to, um, he looked, he looked calm and he looked not overwhelmed by the situation and he used his legs. You know, you do worry.


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[Assistant] He was like, can't be in here. We can't bring Diva in on the audio. He wanted to be here because of how much he is involved in the planning of this tattoo thing. And so I think he's, he's lashing out by being super chatty. He's like being chatty. He's like thrashing all of us. Like, fuck it. Say anything like that.


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[Assistant] If, if you're worried about Carson Wentz, and I mean again, like, I don't have to be...


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[Assistant] Like, I don't think they are, but if they are right about Carson Wintz, and then when you have Wintz gets hurt, you have Taylor Heinecke as your backup that you trust in that offense, who knows the offense, who can come in and at least be like a frisky, you know, second string guy. And then Sam Howell can, can be the redshirt year where you think maybe this guy does have a future. Uh, and if he has to, he can come in and play some, but more importantly,


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[Assistant] You let Sam Howell develop and you kind of watch him in the practice room and then maybe you don't have to worry about it because you can get out from the wins deal after one year, right? Or is it only a one year deal?


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[Assistant] So. I mean, we do talk about this some, but it's like, Karsha wins his performance last year with Indianapolis.


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[Assistant] Wasn't, wasn't good. But if he doesn't lose week 18 to the friggin Jaguars, I don't think people are complaining quite as much about


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[Assistant] Malik Willis, 6 of 11, 170 yards, 5 rushes, 38 yards and a rushing PED. Uh, I don't think there's any real concern that he's gonna be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we saw, I saw it in the, it was 2020 where, you know, it's different, but like, you know, he came to, he came to Raleigh and played again since he stayed and it was like...


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[Assistant] Clearly, it's like a step up in the talent level that you're dealing with when you play at Liberty.


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[Assistant] The nature of the business. Desmond Ritter, 10 of 22, 103 yards, 2 touchdowns, 6 rushers, 59 yards. Feels like Falcons fans, Wilson, are clamoring to get Desmond Ritter in the starting lineup ahead of Marcus Marietta. Is that a good idea?


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[Assistant] We're working here, because again, breach is correct.


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[Assistant] With these, uh, I'm gonna bring up the winners of the Rookie of the Year.


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[Assistant] Matt Jones was minus a thousand until that monster game against the Chiefs. And like, Mack was winning. And then it flipped on that monster game.


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[Assistant] Justin Herbert, the year before, 7-9 Chargers team won it. The Cardinals, the year before that, Kyler Murray, 5-10-1, beat out Justin, uh, Josh Jacobs really should have won it. Zequan Barkley on a bad Giants team.


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[Assistant] Alvin Kamara on the Saints, that was a little different because remember, uh, Marshall Latimore won defensive rookie of the year. They went from seven to nine three straight years into winning, um, a bunch of games. Kamara was a third round pick, I believe. Dak Prescott before that, uh, 13-3 Cowboys team. But Tiger Early on a bad Rams team. Odell on a bad Giants team, right playing, six and ten, yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Eddie Lacey, I think that Packers team was good. They were okay. RGD. Yeah. I mean like, you can just, you can, you can not win.


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[Assistant] 12 games and win rookie of the year. So Desmond Ritter, if the Falcons stink coming out of the gate, which is entirely possible, you could see Desmond Ritter take over, play, you know, what?


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[Assistant] We had a lovely, uh, we had, me and Wilson and Chip Patterson had a lovely breakfast.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Dolphins quarterbacks today, uh, through six interceptions against the Dolphins defense. Stinky to a back.


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[Assistant] Well, like, if you, like, if you've got a job, let's say like you got hired by, uhm,


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[Assistant] briscoe-footballaboutabout.com


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[Assistant] And they give you a bunch of money to work there. If somebody else saw another football site, you're going to be like tweeting out like links.


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[Assistant] I think we're gonna stay in, unless Sean Payton's just like, I don't think Sean Payton's gonna be like, give me that job, I want that job, get rid of McDaniel. Like I don't think.


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[Assistant] Emily Anderson-Saw is giving us places to go for the after party.


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[Assistant] An Airbnb in Franklin, 30 miles south of the city. No, no, no, no. I'm convinced you live in like Connecticut.


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[Assistant] And you were really just like texting us and saying like, all right, I'm going to drive in town and then you wait 30 minutes to leave, but you're actually staying at a, like a, like a hotel very close by. Uhm, by the way, something else. Despite the fact that we came to Breeze's wedding in Nashville, this is how I feel. Yeah, it's a long time.


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[Assistant] I think, no, I think Breach drives a, uh, some kind of Mazda. Or a Hyundai. A Mazda. I had a Mazda once.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, one more, uh, piece of news that, that is, like, kind of...


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[Assistant] Good Baker, the receivers are, you know, are stepping up. You have, you know, Robbie Amstrad is the deep threat and DJ Moore has a career year, which all these things are possible. And then like defensive players take these big leaps. But I think the issue is like, this is just a reminder that like it's sort of a Jenga towel.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, we've hit the hour mark as we are prone to do during this podcast. I'm sure there's actually somebody who needs to come in here and do a different show.


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[Assistant] Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. If you are listening and you want to check out the tattoo, go to youtube.com slash pick six for Wilson or Snoopy.


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[Assistant] Breach. Yes, I'm brinson. We will see you guys later.


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[Assistant] Alright, how about twelve and a half? Give me the turtles.


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[Assistant] And I definitely wouldn't be winning now, I think. Maybe you guys actually, I might have done you some favors that you died and you-


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[Assistant] You're a Great Britain correspondent and you don't know the difference between England and London.


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[Assistant] The excitement Princeton showed, genuine excitement when I got mine, and the conversation subsequently, he seems like he might be not totally against it. Because we had some conversations about what it might be.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is on air or not, but like the, Brenton's wig on a microphone. Right. Like that's a good one.


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[Assistant] All right, number one, I've sort of been, uh, previewing this in recent weeks and I think you actually mentioned yesterday, but, uh, the Chargers will win the AFC West.


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[Assistant] Now this is a team that last year missed the playoffs. Right. The year before that didn't win, uh, at least half their games. Uh, they fired the coach, Anthony Lynn. They have Brandon Staley who loves to go one on four down no matter what. But I also think, uh, Justin Herbert is one of my favorite players after I crushed him coming out of college and thinking that, um,


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure I had two ranked above them. I can't rewrite that history, so I have to own that. Uh, but.


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[Assistant] I have questions about Kansas City. Now I said that last year, and Britson actually preached, I don't know if you believed or not, that when they were three and three or whatever, that the Chief would be fined.


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[Assistant] You weren't nervous either. I was, I was nervous. Uhm, by the chief at that point. But they don't have Terry Kale. Nicole Harmon was injured today. I don't know the...


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[Assistant] Okay, that's not great for him, but good for his long-term prospects. Because without him, there is no speed. Uhm, at least speed with experience with Patrick Holmes. But I love the Chargers offense. I think their defense will be amazing. Derwin James just got paid. And Breach, you hate the fact that Derwin James just made a lot of money because you're selfish. Why do you hate that?


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[Assistant] Alright, so, I mean, this isn't incredibly bold, but it is bold in the sense that the chargers are sort of, uh,


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[Assistant] Not laughing stock, but they struggled historically when it comes to doing things well in January. And they also play in the same division as not only the Chiefs, but also the Broncos, uhm, and the Raiders.


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[Assistant] By the way, get this out of the way now because I just saw your bowl prediction. It is way worse than mine. Go ahead. We'll see.


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[Assistant] But isn't that the, that's the odd thing you guys are leaning so heavily on is the reflection of Vegas knowing that people aren't paying attention to history. It doesn't mean that I'm not being bold.


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[Assistant] Let me grab one to the table. You're not going to be, you're not going to believe this one.


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[Assistant] We'll see about that. We'll see about that.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, this actually isn't a terrible one. Uh, the Colts, I think on paper this year are better than the Titans were a year ago.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm, uh, jaded by the way Tana Hill played against the Breach's Bengals. Uhm, maybe the Titans were, were thought higher of, but I think Matt Ryan certainly is an upgrade over Carson Wentz, no offense, Debo. Uh, Jonathan Taylor is there. The wide receiver position, there's some questions there.


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[Assistant] With, uh, Alec Pierce today drafted and, uh, T.Y. Hilton, I think T.Y. Hilton is still pre-agent, he's obviously not back.


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[Assistant] So, Breach, I don't hate this as much, even though you look forward to despair to me. Brenton gave you B+. I'm gonna give you A-. What?! Wow! I'll take it!


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[Assistant] But is it real? You guys are like, yea, I can say anything crazy, but there has to be some element of realism to it. How, that's realistic. Okay, here's the path.


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[Assistant] How could you possibly say that the Titans are loose, uh, the Colts are loose to the Jaguars in, say, Week 18? Where would you get that from?


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[Assistant] That's why it's, it's not, there's a zero percent, it's like the Trent Williams bet. It's like the Garrett Bradbury bet you just throw money with. Right. Wow.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you, how likely in your mind is it that the Jaguar's going to division? I would not bet any money on it. Okay, thank you.


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[Assistant] Have always missed the playoffs. I feel like that's the other side of the coin to the Jack. So, Chad Gorse will win the Super Bowl and Bill Branson's mine.


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[Assistant] Uh, they had 400 penalties in the first preseason game. Mike McCarthy's our head coach. They have no one to throw the ball to. They have injuries along the offensive line. The defense is suspect beyond Michael Parsons and Siobhan Diggs. I think those are all pretty good.


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[Assistant] Well, he had 25 interceptions last year, whatever he had. So at least he has that to sort of hang his hat on.


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[Assistant] I think there are a ton of reasons. Uhm, I sort of like Devo's Eagles to win the division. I don't think that's bolder than saying that the Cowboys will miss the playoffs outright. We've talked about how bad the NFC is in general compared to the AFC in that you can be a 7-1 team and maybe backdoor your way into the playoffs. I'm saying that the Cowboys can't even manage that.


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[Assistant] In my defense, Devo asked for these things two hours ago, and I was in the middle of... ...Moroshi Rapet. So I didn't put a lot of thought into it.


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[Assistant] That was supposed to be your bowl prediction three, which sort of worked nicely with my bowl prediction.


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[Assistant] Which, uh, isn't quite so bold now thanks to Breach, is that the Lions finished second in the NFC North.


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[Assistant] Now if they finish first, that feels like even crazier than, for instance, Jacksonville Jaguars bowl prediction, because there is no Green Bay Packers, uh, type talent in, uh,


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[Assistant] The AFC South. Clearly there is an NFC North. Packers play in that division. Aaron Rodgers. But I think that the, I think that


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[Assistant] Fairs could win, they could literally win one football game. I don't think that's an exaggeration. And I thought about that, but that's not even bold.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Vikings, I don't know. Like, I don't know what Kirk Cousins is gonna be. I don't know what Kevin O'Connell, how that's gonna work.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they have Davin Cook, they have Elizabeth Playmaker, we'll see what the defense looks like in a post-Mike Zimmer world. I just don't know about that team. It starts for me with Kirk Cousins. But uhm, I love Dan Campbell.


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[Assistant] I think Jared Goff, as much as I crushed Kirby and Jimmy G, I sort of have a soft spot now for Jared Goff because he went from LA to Detroit and actually didn't play bad last year. Um, Aman Rase, Brown's gonna be awesome.


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[Assistant] And they drafted Aiden Hutchinson. They're going to have Jameson Williams when he gets healthy. So.


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[Assistant] I think his team is, is on the up. The, the arrow is pointing up as Mike Tomlin likes to say. So that's my bowl prediction. They finished second. So ahead of the terrible bears, the Vikings Vikings it up and maybe breach. We weave in your bowl prediction. They finished first.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, I'll just assume you follow the correct order that way. I won't hate grade you like Brinson likes to do. Yea, I don't hate grade. Uh, look, I'll, I'll give this, like, I think this is another A-.


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[Assistant] He just went off script. What? I mean, he's just a gr- how? What are his odds? I would imagine they're quite long, to the point of ridiculousness.


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[Assistant] Scroll down, uh, let's see who else. So the Cardinals are just below, the Saints, the Vikings, and then the Commandos.


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[Assistant] So, let's put it this way, uhm, in a NFC championship game, are you taking the Cardinals or the Eagles? Cause the Cardinals are just below.


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[Assistant] Breach? Uh, where's the game being played?


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[Assistant] All the eagles. And finally the vikings. Vikings. Really? Would you take? Yep.


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[Assistant] I would take the Eagles, I think, in all three. Yeaah, for sure. I think the Saints game might have, maybe the Vikings might have the post line. Again, I'm anti-curvy.


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[Assistant] Here's the difference, uh, week 17 Patrick Mahomes played and actually looked great his rookie season. Ray Lance didn't look great when he played last.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yours is terrible. Like there's no, Breach, I was gonna ask you. So rank these improbable best.


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[Assistant] I guess I was going to pick Trent Williams for comeback player of the year, is that what it was?


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah. By the way, my MVP, just so I can make this poll here, is


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[Assistant] Oh, Musa! That's what, that's what I wanted. 30 to 1. I was just looking at it. Like 40 to 1 Trey Lance is not happening. 30 to 1 are long odds unless you say something stupid like Trey Lance who's 40 to 1 and I think Musa's exactly right.


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[Assistant] I love him in that offense. I think he's going to be good. Even this one's coming around on the Carr family and he has Devontae Adams now. Uh, they wouldn't be the playoff last year.


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[Assistant] Well, what's the rule, Breach? If you want to be MVP, you have to what?


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[Assistant] How do you guys feel about the, the Derek Haar thing that me and Musa were on? For MVP 31?


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[Assistant] I think we should have Devo for now and GradySynch. You guys are, I don't know how you feel.


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[Assistant] No, there's not. Would you agree to that? Cause he does make us disagree with you.


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[Assistant] I think, I think Lucio is actually right about Denver. I've said that too. Like I don't know how the Russ Wilson thing is going to work.


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[Assistant] If he was going to the AFC South, they'd win it. He's going to the AFC West.


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[Assistant] So quickly, before we go, I'm looking at the very bottom of the odds of $50,000 to one to three players. Uh, Breech, you can choose first. Is Bradley Chubb, Kenny Golliday, and Cam Makers. Who do you want at $50,000 to one? I would take...


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[Assistant] Oh, interesting. Breach, uh, Brinson, Galladay, or Camacres. Those are two left. I mean, Camacres easily.


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[Assistant] Well, it said 50 million to one or whatever it is.


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[Assistant] That's what you've been on? That looks mighty fine compared to the Bradley Chubb when he's taking it to 50,000.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, so we'll do quickly one more. So Air Jones at 30, uh, plus 30,000.


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[Assistant] So, uh, do you want J.J. Watt? Oh, that's J.J., not T.J. Yeah, Kyle Pitts, Harry McLauren. I think I'm picking Aaron Jones there. Aaron Jones. Yeah. Oh yeah, easy.


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[Assistant] Devante, Devante Smith. Okay. And then Naja. Naja's best to help you though.


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[Assistant] What about Sean Alexander? Did he win it? I thought he won it. And none of those teams won the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at, to see if there's the longest odds.


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[Assistant] Hello there YouTube. Thanks for stopping by the Pixix Podcast YouTube channel. Of course we have three, actually we have four requests technically. Hit the like button on the video.


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[Assistant] Tell us your top coach in the NFL as well, non Belichick version.


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[Assistant] Longtime aficionados of the Pixix Podcast may not be surprised that the one o'clock show is actually starting at 1 o' 9 p.m. Such is life as I'm... Anyway, turn on alert. You'll be notified when we go live. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Pixix Podcast, CBS Sports Daily.


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[Assistant] NFL podcast. I'm Wil Brinton. I'm your host. It is Thursday, July 14th.


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[Assistant] at youtube.com slash pick six. It is Wednesday, July 13th and we are going to rank some coaches and joining me to do so long time friend of the program. Kerry Benjamin. What's up, buddy? How we do?


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I would say it's more like, like hopping down to the street corner and like, uh, politely sitting on some mad dogs.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's breaches. I'm sitting at a bar constantly like.


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[Assistant] And like, I don't have beef with the, like, they were just doing their job, but it's like, I sort of feel like if you're, yeah, if you're, if you're going to, if you've got.


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[Assistant] You know, if you have, if you got a guest on a Monday afternoon and he's going to come on in the summer and you're going to ask him about, um, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Throw up a bone, heads up. Hey, like we might ask some questions about preponderance of evidence. Like there's not many, like Cody, there are not many things I need to be prepped for.


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[Assistant] It was a long time ago. Uhm, and I was a, I say certified paralegal, I don't know that I was actually certified. I was a, I was a paralegal for like three years and like did some, you know, some hardcore paralegal, paralegaling.


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[Assistant] Stu asked in the chat who we got, Nada or Debo. We have Nada.


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[Assistant] I think it's actually, it's uh, N-A-T-A, not N-A-D-A.


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[Assistant] Everything good with you? I don't know, I don't know why I'm making small talk, but we could just.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to see if you can, the, the uhm, it's weird that the space between my hair and the, uh,


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[Assistant] The earphones doesn't fill in. Like it, it's like basically the white wall. I keep forgetting, I keep forgetting to paint pictures.


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[Assistant] I'm in a new room. I'm in a new room for podcasting purposes. I'm testing it out. I've got to figure out where the best lighting is. Um, gotta put together a new chair. You know, just gotta feel some stuff out. So uhm, yeaah. I don't want to hang a bunch of like,


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[Assistant] Cause the problem is when you do a backdrop for like a podcast, so you've got me launched off on a different tangent now altogether. Good job by you. Uhm, it's what happens. If you like, if you put together a backdrop for the podcast, like it doesn't look like an, if you're trying to do something specific for like,


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[Assistant] Video podcasting. It doesn't look like a normal decorative wall, which is fine. Like that doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Per se, like, I mean, obviously, like when you've got these two lights, you know, I got two like freaking big light, like I can't imagine what people who walk by, like,


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, yeah, see, that's how Dom gets it. Oh, by the way, uh, people's choice awards. Just to read this at the top of every show. And I say that because we do want y'all to vote if you're listening or watching. It's very easy to do. And, um, Ryan Wilson is going to get his tattoo now. I will also, if we win, I don't believe it.


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[Assistant] I would have Venmo'd him like, months ago. I mean, if so, you know, anyway, um, if, oh yeah, if you want to Venmo Wilson,


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[Assistant] We're actually, uh, still taking money. August sounds like August 15th, 16th or 17th is going to be the tattoo time. Um, if you want to Venmo Wilson, try to find him. Okay. Let's see.


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[Assistant] I might read this for the rest, like every podcast for the rest of the time because the demo handle is so stupid.


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[Assistant] Ryan-Wilson-37831. And I see a lot of y'all have actually sent Wilson money. Uhm, if you want to send him five bucks, a dollar.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, $100, I'd say whatever you want, you know, $5, $10, whatever it is, uhm, it will go to increase the quality of the tattoo, anything left over, we will donate to a charity of Wilson's Choosing.


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[Assistant] And if we win the best sports podcast, we have to win, not get to the finals. If we win, I will also get a tattoo of the listener's choosing.


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[Assistant] I like, I don't really care what it is. And I, I've never planned on getting a tattoo at all, but I will get one if we win Best Sports Podcast to help me get a tattoo to help us win.


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[Assistant] Go to podcastawards.com slash app slash sign up and then you scroll down to sports.


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[Assistant] And you're done. You have to register sometimes if you haven't done already. Takes like 60 seconds. Link is at the episode description. Help us out.


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[Assistant] Usually at the highest rate it shows them HQ. So let's get us through to the final round and then, um, who knows? Maybe I'll get all inked up or something like that.


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[Assistant] No, probably like shoulder or butt cheek or something.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I know. I mean, I hadn't really thought about it. I hadn't ever planned on.


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[Assistant] If we win the best sports podcast of the year, like I feel like whatever I will get out of that will be worth the tattoo. So that's sort of where I am.


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[Assistant] You did a good job in terms of, we're not just going to do your top 10 coaches, we're going to do them, we're already going to cover the top, uh, top 11 technically. Uh, but you did a good job of breaking it out into tiers and that's what you need to do because like certain guys, like you just can't put,


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[Assistant] No, no, I would have guessed like if we were, if we were gauging like.


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[Assistant] I would not, yeaah, you would not have been the odds-on favorite. Anyway, uhm,


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[Assistant] To the, uh, okay. So you have a, the first tier is the bottom from 25 to 32. And it's stuck in the mud.


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[Assistant] These coaches aren't necessarily in ideal situations, but it's also hard to envision them elevating their squads. Um, Cody's gone, so I'll just filibuster for a while. He'll be back in a second.


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[Assistant] Lovie Smith checks in at 32. I'm fine with that. This is Lovie's third job.


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[Assistant] You know, he has been to a Super Bowl, never won one.


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[Assistant] Um, obviously coach the Bears for a long time, then took over the Bucks and now let's take over the Texans. Feels a lot like.


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[Assistant] I could have gone on for hours in Lungy Smith by the way. Uh, it feels a lot like John Fox.


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[Assistant] In that sense, you know, got to the big, Fox went to two Super Bowls and lost both of them, obviously. But, um, you know, it's like the, the.


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[Assistant] Like Lovie as a black coach, that is really, really rare.


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[Assistant] Uh, in particular to see which speaks to the kind of coach that he is and the kind of leader that he is.


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[Assistant] That's not what you want to hear in 2022. And so yeah, like I think Lovie is, I don't think ranking him as the last, uh, there's another name on here I would actually rank below him, but I don't have a problem with him here at 32.


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[Assistant] What it feels like is that they fired David Cully to go get, uhm, Brian Flores.


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[Assistant] For somebody and then like Brian Flores was suing the NFL and everybody and they were like, oh, maybe we won't do that. And so they were like, they panicked and were like, I think if they could go back in time, that just wouldn't fire David Cully.


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[Assistant] I'm really curious to see where the Bears and the Colts respectively end up in defensive rankings. The Colts were 8th at DVOA last year. The Bears were 13th. The Colts have been 7th year before. The Bears have been 8th. So the Bears obviously


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[Assistant] But yeaah, and that may not be, like that may not fall in the ever flist, but.


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[Assistant] I would have thrown him in the new faces. Anyway, uh, the other guys at the bottom, we got Dan Campbell, Arthur Smith, Matt Ruhl, Robert Sala, Dennis Allen and Josh McDaniels. If you had to pick one of those guys, and it's not Matt Ruhl because he should really be last, um, but I, I guess if you had to pick one of those guys who might make a


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[Assistant] Leap, so, I can't do air quotes with this background, uhm, a leap, so to speak, uhm, up into like the top half of the rankings.


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[Assistant] Who would be your choice? And it doesn't have to be like all of a sudden they did a magical job coaching.


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[Assistant] It could even be, you know, the team just has a winning record and, and, you know.


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[Assistant] Like you pointed out, it could be, you know, the surroundings. I think the obvious source is probably McDaniels.


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[Assistant] He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't do a lot of stuff, uh, very, very well for being perfectly honest. Uh, Robert Stoll is a guy I think that could, like if, you know, I know Zach Wilson's in the news for other reasons right now.


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[Assistant] But, uh, you know, maybe he'll mature a little bit and, uh, get it.


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[Assistant] And if he does, the Jets, I think they were that crazy, the Jets were the second best team in that division. Uhm, new kids on the block. We mentioned Eva Flores before.


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[Assistant] These are the four other new hires. And again, I do just hate Natty reflux and the Bears and the Bears do have a bad roster, but, uh, Kevin O'Connell, he lists them. So basically it's like, oh, also Josh McDaniels is technically a new kid on the block, but seconds.


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[Assistant] He's an old, he's a, he's not, he's not an actual NKOTB. Do you, do you get that reference to you?


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[Assistant] It's been a while since I've listened to it. I think they changed it to NKOTB at one point. Okay, well. Anyway, at any rate.


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[Assistant] Kevin O'Connell, Nathaniel Hackett, Brian Dable, and Mike McDaniel. Uhm, you gotta put your eggs in one basket. Here you go.


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[Assistant] I think you could make the case. Like even if you don't like Kirk, I mean, obviously.


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[Assistant] No one's taking Kirk Cousins over Russell Wilson unless Russ just is.


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[Assistant] Suddenly bad in last year's, you know, the norm.


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[Assistant] But like, you know, Brian Dable and, and Mike Medina are both gonna have to figure out if they've got the guy and it's their job to sort of make that drafted guy potentially the guy. Whereas Kevin O'Connell and Nathaniel Hathaway are like, look, like, yeaah, it's gonna be hard to screw this up.


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[Assistant] I don't, I think I'm pretty bullish on all four of these guys. And look, they're all, you know, all the new hires won't pay it out. That's just sort of the reality of it. And for various reasons, but like Kevin O'Connell, you know, coming from the McVeigh system has had


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[Assistant] It works with cousins in Washington, so you have to, you know, there's some familiarity there. You would think that that offense is going to be improved, even if the defense takes a step back, although the personnel should be a little better. Like I'm, I'm kind of high on the Vikings this year. Like I think they're, uh, they're a playoff caliber team.


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[Assistant] And if they, if the breaks go their way, the offense a little better, they're probably getting in, um, hack it. You know, I think.


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[Assistant] Right, you had that 2017, uh, Jaguars offense, so he's got, uh, success there. And then Dable, you know, like the Bill's offense was freaking awesome under Dable. And I think the one to hang up with, with the Giants is.


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[Assistant] You got waddle, like you think about waddle and like Tyreek, like, you know, coming across and he's like, if they're open, like Devo's open, like that's gonna be a problem for defenses. So if two is good, you know, McDaniel has a real chance. Um, all right, let's take a break. We'll dive into the top half of the coaching list coming up next.


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[Assistant] All right. So the top half of Cody Benjamin's list, we start with.


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[Assistant] The guys. Now, I don't get the sense that this is like, the guys. This is like, Jags, right? Just another guy. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and tell you that Cliff Kingsbury at 14 is kind of crazy. Although then I'm not looking at the guys below, I'm like, eh, maybe it's not that crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kev, so fun in the chat is saying Mike Tomlin should be on here. Uh, good news.


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[Assistant] It's actually a list of every head coach and we haven't mentioned Mike Tomlin yet, which means that he is.


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[Assistant] Definitely in the top, I believe, 11. So this is 20 through 12.


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[Assistant] There's no chance in Hades, warm Hades, that Cody was going to put Mike Tomlin outside of the top 11. The vitriol and the blowback from Steelers fans would be robust.


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[Assistant] People are, I don't know, I think it's like, I, I forgot, um.


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[Assistant] I don't know, what did I tweet? Uh, oh, yeah, the brown, the brown thing, brown chain yelling at me. And then I tweeted like, there's the bear. Everyone complained. The bears didn't.


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[Assistant] Upgrade enough for Justin Fields. So they got him to kill Harry. Excavation point.


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[Assistant] I don't know, just go, yeaah, right? Like, go, uh, go. Right. Anyway, uhm, nah, I mean, it's like...


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[Assistant] What are you gonna good tweet? Like, don't yell at me about NQA. What are you caping up for NQA, man? Cool.


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[Assistant] So, uh, top balls at 20, Ron Rivera at 19.


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[Assistant] Mike McCarthy at 18, and Mike McCarthy and Ron Rivera should be right there with each other, although Mike McCarthy is one of Super Bowl, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Brandon's Daily 17, Nick Sirianni 16. I think those two are interesting because, um,


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[Assistant] I think there's a really good chance that those guys could, and again, like somebody has to replace them. They have to replace somebody. I feel like those guys could take a step forward and at least be, if not top 10, you know, top 12 after this year. Sirianni I thought like did a really good job adjusting.


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[Assistant] You know, RJ whites pointed this out as like, you know, if you're an Eagles fan, you should be happy that he figured out to like, all right, you know, this.


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[Assistant] Pass happy stuff, we're trying to run with hurts and working like let's pound the football. That's how they got to the playoffs and uhm.


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[Assistant] You know, they added AJ Brown and now Devonte Smith in year two and then Dallas Goddard had great.


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[Assistant] Provided stats. So maybe that's a little tricky in the sense that.


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[Assistant] But I liked when I saw the Sirianni in year one for sure. And then Staley as well. I mean, you know, yeah, he's hyper aggressive and all that, but, um.


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[Assistant] Seems like he connects with his players, and I like, I like the aggressiveness.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, I like, I like where you got to about 15, 16. Uhm, I think I, I mean.


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[Assistant] I just, I would have Kingsbury below those guys. I think I have Kingsbury at 17 and bump. That's actually, you know what? I would have Kingsbury at, um, 19, I think.


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[Assistant] Or how about the Washington football team? Who wins more games? Kingsbury or, or Ron Rivera? I'll take Rivera. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, he's wearing with a, oh my, Jerry Jones would be like just fanning himself constantly. Like, ah, I'm Clif, I'm Clif. I'll tell you what, Clif's so handsome, he's got a little dimples chin.


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[Assistant] I, I, I launched like Kostas and I did a, I guest hosted his shows, the you better you bet show, like at one point this summer. And I was like, you know, I mean, like obviously the NFC West is the hottest coaching.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeah, like, uh, I, I would just, I wouldn't have clipped in, clipped down. Like, I just don't.


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[Assistant] You know, they came out hot and started with the last undefeated team. The second half swooned and it dates back to Texas Tech. Just big time red flags for me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but look, I mean, yeaah, they were a playoff team last year and then they got their doors blown off.


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[Assistant] If, if Trey Lance is legit, then the Cardinals are at a doggy for a playoff spot probably. Uhm, I would also like, I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's hard to imagine like the Bengals offense not being great. And like Zach Taylor is going to get credit for that as a result. I do like the fact that Stefanski and Frank Reich are ahead of those guys though, because you know, people get miffed at Frank Reich for like,