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[Assistant] Ah, hey, ho, hoo. Ho. Them thangs are sharp, ain't they? I hope I don't hit a neck and bar.


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[Assistant] Copy Magnet. Copy Magnet, buddy. It didn't act like a magnet though. It fell off.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what today is? No? No. National Dog Day. Is it? It is.


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[Assistant] And I put it in there with sour cream and then put flour on it and fried it. And them boys eat that thing, eat it up like.


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[Assistant] National toilet paper day. How do you know all these things?


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[Assistant] When you leave here, and you go north,


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[Assistant] What's the first thing to go? Toilet paper. Not water. Milk.


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[Assistant] But look, here's what you gotta understand. Just leave mama out of it. Yeaah, leave mama out of it. And uhm, they went to a big effort to do that.


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[Assistant] Now, I have my own, I have my, my band. See, this is my wedding ring, but this was my papaw's wedding ring that he wore for fifty years. That's awesome. Exactly.


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[Assistant] That's gold too, baby. That's gold. I have my grandfather. Right there. He wore it for 50 something years and then I didn't even know I was gonna get this. I was getting married. Mom goes, what kind of ring you gonna wear? I said, I guess just a regular gold one. I don't


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[Assistant] Double meltdown, boy. See, I was, I was like you, I was afraid I was gonna lose this, cause like, when we first got married, I was quite a bit thinner. And apparently I've gained weight in my fingers, cause this thing ain't coming off.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, oh no, yea. I got weird joints so my fingers all go up. Like I can't point straight.


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[Assistant] Or maybe when we go out, maybe that's like the party music on the way out. Yeah, I'd vote for that. Yeah, I think. That's what they play at the end of the Saints games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like why did he put CEO was the question and our answer was...


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[Assistant] He gave him three. He only gave him three. Okay, here we go. Uh, but then Laura also sent an email. She said Peanut M&Ms are arriving today. And she didn't order them from Amazon. She ordered them from a place known as Costco.


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[Assistant] It was somewhere that sells things by the palette. So, I'm very excited. Wait, here's your email. Snacks on the way. Sam's Club, yes.


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[Assistant] She has West Virginia roots, but she's from Western Maryland. Uhm, and she'll send other snacks because if we have preferences, because she doesn't want anybody to feel left out.


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[Assistant] I left one on my desk. Somebody sent some raw honey too. I'm gonna give that to you.


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[Assistant] From Australia, but he lives in Utah. In the break, I'll figure out his name, but that's on my desk.


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[Assistant] Five below. Cause I don't like a ham sandwich. With five below. Not American. Ryan sent this one in. Lettuce, ham, mater, bacon, bread, lettuce, turkey, mater, bacon. Yea, it's just a lot of stuff. Oh, he made a club.


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[Assistant] Keep up the good work and let Godwin know I'm disappointed that he hasn't brought his trumpet yet. Well now you're happy buddy. In your eye! So, I don't know about duck summer sausage.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's called the Torte- Torta Cubana. Torta Cubana. Ready? I'm in. Are you ready? You don't even have to describe it. Brand mayonnaise, Mexican melting cheese, chorizo, ham, breaded steak, hot dogs, fried eggs, avocado, lettuce, tomato, salsa, Mexican sour cream, and refried beans.


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[Assistant] Eggs, chives, bacon, and he made it all over a campfire. It's the best entree for breakfast camping.


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[Assistant] Now, I'm not big. Marshall just sent a picture in.


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[Assistant] Where is it? It's in Cannon City Colorado. That's a brisket sandwich.


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[Assistant] That's a hamburger with brisket on top of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm gonna say it is just to get you more on my side.


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[Assistant] The letter, sorry, I'm eating airheads, said, Dear Duck Call Room, please enjoy this raw honey. Travis, a Duck Call Room listener from Melbourne, Australia. Oh, Melbourne, Australia. Well, thank you, Travis.


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[Assistant] Who is she? She's a co-worker. She's a magical being that resides over all of us and makes sure we do the right thing.


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[Assistant] So she, somebody sent this in, uh, it was celebrities that also played college sports on menshealth.com.


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[Assistant] Phil Robertson was the star of Duck Dynasty. He had an impressive career as a college football star in the state of Louisiana and serves as the team quarterback.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I had probably my favorite one I've ever got today.


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[Assistant] He found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. He found it. So, Ed.


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[Assistant] My man. Big Ed. Big Ed. He apologized for not having any gifts. Ed, this is a gift. Ed, that's fine. In and of itself. He said go check out Jace's Wikipedia page. What?


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[Assistant] Well they got all this messed up bad. What you Robertsons must all look like because if you go to Jace's Wikipedia page


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[Assistant] It has a bunch of stuff that Jace probably claimed that might or might not be true, and then a picture of Jephthah.


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[Assistant] He found it in Chicago. He found it in Chicago. But then Jaycee, she sent it, she's from Idaho.


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[Assistant] There is a major issue. What is it? Whatever. Giant goldfish in the lake. I saw that. I read it last night.


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[Assistant] So in Minnesota, they've officially like asked everybody, please stop putting your goldfish in the lakes. Cause they're, they're infestated and they're giant. Say that word again. Infestated. That's not a word.


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[Assistant] And so now the city of Burnsville is tweeting to everybody, hey, quit.


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[Assistant] High water boys. They are everywhere. I almost got taken out of one while I was on a kayak one time. That's terrible. It jumped over me. I don't know how to change Jason's picture. I can't change anything about his childhood if y'all want to add anything.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I'm gonna burn through a couple real quick. You're gonna burn them boys. Sherry from Kingsport.


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[Assistant] Tennessee, are y'all serious about the Victoria's Secret repelling mosquitoes and what's the name of it again?


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[Assistant] So you still have that going for you. That's important to remember alone and watching the Duck Call Rim podcast. Like I said, timing is that you gotta make sure they know it's a joke, Zach.


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[Assistant] That ain't a good pick up line. It's, you know, in the right hands. It works for JD. It can be dangerous. Alright, Paul from Kansas City, from Kansas City, Missouri. What's up with that? But why is he from Missouri if he's from Kansas City? Pick a side, Kansas City. How about Dodge City?


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[Assistant] I just don't understand why you can have two cities next to each other. Cause the airport's in Kansas. No?


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[Assistant] I'm rubbin' off on him. He ran into a situation he didn't know what to do. Uh oh. Uh oh. His son was selling candy bars for a fundraiser. Yep. Door to door. World's finest chocolate. We came to a door where a lady. Yep. That was around 500 pounds answered the door. Okay. Bonus.


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[Assistant] How it gets better. She said, I don't want any. I'm on a diet. Good for her. So we started to walk away. Then she said, hold it. Hold on.


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[Assistant] Weird. Weird. He's glad- We make his day way better and his questions for everyone, and he asks, what do we carry every day?


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[Assistant] What do we carry? And this man apparently has got cargo pants. He has a pocket knife, a multi-tool, a flashlight. There?


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[Assistant] Amen. You ready for the verse? Let's do it. Yes Ryan. I got you a verse. Oh. First Corinthians 15.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're in the back of it. We're gonna start at fifty-one. We might go all the way to the end. Oh, we'll probably stop at fifty-five but listen, I tell you a mystery. We will not all sleep but we will all be changed in a flash in the twinkling of an eye at the last


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[Assistant] Well look, we're pumped to have Wild Willy's, uh, Beard Products as a partner of the show. But look, don't take my word for it. The name Wild Willy's, you know who we got to talk about it. We got the boss.


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[Assistant] I mean, the boy obviously needs a little hair straightening advice. So this is a great deal. Look, the Wild Willy's Beard Straightener is a two in one beard brush that uses ionic heat to style your beard to perfection. It has multiple heat settings up to 400 degrees. It's easy to use and you can shape your beard in seconds for a professionally styled and sexier looking beard.


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[Assistant] There's no promo code needed. That's StyleYourBeard.com for 25% off at checkout. Style your beard.


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[Assistant] I think we gotta open this up today requesting assistance from our listeners. Listeners, we've got a dispute. There's a situation.


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[Assistant] We've got a dispute, and we need y'all's help to tell us what this animal is. And we're gonna put it on our TV, but...


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[Assistant] I didn't say he was a little bobcat, I said he was a biggin'. Oh, no, no, no. The head is wrong. I mean, state record, that ain't him.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. Hold on. You're really good at the internet, but you're failing today. Bobcat. When I need something off the internet, I actually call you. Like. Hold on.


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[Assistant] That one right there, he's king of the jungle.


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[Assistant] Close at home. Is it clearer than this one? I just want you wager on the table before we see this other one.


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[Assistant] This is odd. Cause the other one I have a feeling since Stone's holding it out will prove what this is once and for all. Okay.


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[Assistant] I've hunted in Wyoming for the past nine years. This will be my ninth year come September. I've seen a few mountain lions. He's taller than him.


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[Assistant] That's not a very tall animal. Look at, he's a little short wheel based. He's not very tall. I mean that's a log laying flat on the ground. He's not very much taller than that.


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[Assistant] About my waist, so I'm 34, I'm about 34, 36 length, that's 3 foot. Where are you going?


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[Assistant] Whack him. It's legal. Whack him. Hey. Once hunting season opens.


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[Assistant] No, after the break we're gonna look at the picture, the other picture. That proves nothing. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] With an even bigger discount than the generic versions offer already, go to keeps.com slash Robertson for 50% off your first order of hair loss treatments. That's keeps.com slash Robertson keeps.com slash Robertson.


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[Assistant] No, that can't be. That can't be true. This one's 63. 63, yeaah, you getting up there now. 70 pounds, 70 pounders.


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[Assistant] Bobcat. I got, this one's worth pullin' up too.


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[Assistant] Let me get this. Wait, which picture are we going with first? So here's the world record Bobcat. That's a dang big'un. Woah. Now put him up, now go down below. I'm trying to, I wish I could, I wish I was good at Photoshop. Right there. Right there. Just leave it down below. That's about the same size.


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[Assistant] And what did he weigh? That one's 63 pounds, allegedly. I said 75, so look, it's summertime. He's probably, he may have just got through eating a deer phone. Now what you think?


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, that is a Bobcat Blow. And above.


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[Assistant] Now let's see the other picture.


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[Assistant] Survey says, oh, okay. You ain't zoomed in on this one. I tell you. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. That's a little bitty tail.


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[Assistant] Look, here's the deal, if you whack him. Oh I am. I will pay to have him mounted. Amen. So I can sit him right here and you can stare at what's wrong with you for the rest of the time we do this.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's big. But look, here's the deal about trail cameras and what people don't know.


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[Assistant] Everything at night looks bigger on a trail car. Oh yea, that's right. Everything at night looks bigger than what it is.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, no, because see look, here's what you have on trail cameras at night. You got an infrared flash and you see that shadow behind him.


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[Assistant] You can't really see the shadow, but it makes him appear bigger. That's why I like if you see a picture of a deer at night and you're like, holy crap, that's a big one. And then you go see him the next day during the daylight and you're like, oh man, he ain't as big as I thought he was.


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[Assistant] Ground shrinkage on nighttime trail camera photography. Oh yea. 100%.


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[Assistant] When it was only 260. 300 pounds to you, and 300 pounds to me is a lot different. Who said that? Hunter. Oh no. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. But it's the same deal. Like just cause you can't pick it up, don't mean it's 300 pounds. It's cause I used to could pick up 260. No. It's still way 260. You just can't pick it up no more.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Castration. At least. Yeaah. Castration guiding. Who's castrated them? Something in the woods. A fence. A fence most likely. Oh yeaah. Bob R. Fence brother.


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[Assistant] Nah, you just cut them off as long as they ain't in the meat. Yeah, I cut all the tumors off.


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[Assistant] I think this is unbelievable. I love trail cameras though.


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[Assistant] Well folks, before we go to our next break though, you've seen both pictures now of the cat.


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[Assistant] What is it? It's a Jaguar. What is it? I'm not asking you, I'm asking the folks. Folks what is it?


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[Assistant] Are you team right, which would be Martin and Stone, or are you team wrong, which could be any other cat known as John David and Sy?


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[Assistant] Si, for Si's reference, me and John David both are about 250. Just for Si's reference.


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[Assistant] Mmm, Allah have mercy. Alright, let's take our second break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That's good enough for us. If you're suffering with aches and pains and stiffness, you need to try Omega XL. Let's get you started. Order Omega XL now and get a second bottle free. Visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck. Quack, quack.


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[Assistant] Well, who knows on that deal. That could be somebody that turned, now Florida is bad about getting exotic pets and turning them loose. They're bad about that. I don't know why the folks in Florida are so bad about that.


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[Assistant] Well, we can't say nothing. We had to bow a constrictor loose around here. Like, you know, it is what it is. They got that thing. Yeah, that's good. No, but look, we got more Louisiana news. I think you need to inform Cy what happened.


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[Assistant] She's a, she's a generational talent. I'm gonna call her. But look at this. Look at her.


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[Assistant] M-U-R-R-Y-A. No idea. Marea. Stone? Maybe there's only one of them.


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[Assistant] Zayla, here's all I'm saying. Louisiana guy to Louisiana girl. If you want this chair, when we get yours. Cause I'd love to see you versus, uh, heads up in spelling dominoes and something.


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[Assistant] For all you McGregor fans that say he broke his own leg, oh well, a L is a L is a L. Mr. Poirier still won, or however you say his last name.


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[Assistant] He stepped backwards and his leg just crumbled under him like.


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[Assistant] Maybe the greatest of all of them. Them Cajuns is a rough bunch. Oh yea. You don't want to mess with them.


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[Assistant] Not a chef's interpretation of Cajun food. That's right. Yeah. Ooh. No, I'm talking about home cooks. Like Cajun food is best from a home cook, not in a restaurant. 100%.


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[Assistant] I mean, Mr. Foles, when he comes up to Willie's and does that, but what I'm saying is he's a chef that is a home cook with Cajun food that's fantastic. Not the catered events, whenever he does the smaller deals.


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[Assistant] Not sure. I get confused when you get down in amongst all of them.


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[Assistant] But no, Lafayette, hey, Lafayette, just, call yourself Louisiana Lafayette. Oh, don't get me started.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they are the raging Cajuns. So good for them. Now, Lafayette, we salute you. Zayla, congratulations. Mr. Poirier, congratulations. Louisiana is showing out right now. We're going to rule the world. That's awesome. Yeah. All right. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I mean, he had something bigger. I'm reading this. And it only took twelve of them. Why would you need more than six friends? Why do you need six?


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[Assistant] I think I'd have to refer to like on your phone, you go to your favorites list. Okay.


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[Assistant] Now, some of these- Is Willy my friend or my boss? He might be both. I think he's both. He's on my favorites, Willy. He's on mine.


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[Assistant] You know, I've got, oh my, now, let me take out family here. Mine's mainly family.


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[Assistant] Take out my family and I got six on there. That's about right. That's about right.


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[Assistant] I got father-in-law beef, that's awesome. I got owl beef.


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[Assistant] Si, I got like four numbers for Si every time it's Russian roulette if I pick the right one. I mainly just see Si with me.


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[Assistant] When you, when you go to make a phone call, how do you call? I just don't call anybody. But you've called me before, did you have to get your woman to die?


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[Assistant] Cause I like heard more than all y'all. But not only that, I have a bunch of people I consider.


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[Assistant] Friends, necessarily, that are really more like acquaintances. Like, we're very friendly to each other. We text from time to time. But they're not, they're not a friend. But they're not who I tell, like, hey man, I need some advice. There's only like, or whatever, or somebody's gonna call me for advice. That's a small,


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[Assistant] That's a small little group that knows just about everything that goes on in my life. Like, you know, but I have a lot of people that I'm, I'm friends with, but that aren't in my inner circle. So it's like a,


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[Assistant] But we're one of the few that through everything that happened, we still work together. Like, we didn't move out and go home.


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[Assistant] I have to listen to him all the time. I want to listen to him here. Oh, that's funny. That's good stuff. It is fun, like, if you're...


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[Assistant] Grandpa was a preacher. I grew up with a preacher grandpa. It was kind of cold to sit there and watch.


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[Assistant] You were coloring? No, I can't sing neither. Yeaah, that stinks. I was a lot like saying so. Neither can sing. But he had a band.


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[Assistant] Ain't no way I look like, I mean, look, if I do look like Travis Tritt, I'm very flattered.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, me and Travis end on the fact that we're both male.


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[Assistant] I mean Travis Trill, he had some good stuff back in the day. Oh, he did. He did.


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[Assistant] Can we talk about another travesty in that picture? Look back there behind that Kia.


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[Assistant] Of, uh, birth control over me. Well, that was Jessica from Cripple Creek. That's what Brittany refers to Croc says.


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[Assistant] I keep them by the door to take the dog out and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] And you end up a little sunburned circles on top of your feet if you wear them out there too long.


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[Assistant] Nah, hey, kudos to anybody who can get married that young. I couldn't have done it. I was way too selfish at that point in my life, so.


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[Assistant] And Andrew or Julia, which everyone's about to retire, thank you for your service. We appreciate you.


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[Assistant] Soccer starts in an hour. Number 529 boys.


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[Assistant] Go run, you run full speed and let me kick you as hard as I can. Now they're big fakers too.


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[Assistant] There was a man laying down like crying, he was hurt so bad but then his teammate scored and all of a sudden he was here.


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[Assistant] I will say, I used to play soccer on Saturday mornings with people that are way better at soccer than me and when you get stepped on when you're running,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think anybody's arguing that bull riders are.


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[Assistant] You got to skate. So we were the moccasins. And when we scored goals, we'd all throw rubber snakes onto the ice. That's right.


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[Assistant] Alright, anyway, the Monroe Moccasins, we went to a game one time and they couldn't finish it because everybody got in a fight and there were so many people that got penalties they couldn't field a whole team. Both teams. Who needs a whole team?


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[Assistant] I think minor league hockey might be the greatest sport ever invented to go to.


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[Assistant] So my wife was from Shreveport. She a Mudbox fan? So there, we have a Monroe Moccasins jersey at our house and a Shreveport Mudbox jersey, which is sad. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The Murdoch Moccasins never even had a losing record, thank you. 35 and 32? They never had a record. 37 and 26?


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[Assistant] Alright, so Joey Chestnut, new world record, 76. Jeffrey Esper came in second with 50. So he had time. He could have dressed up a few of those at the end.


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[Assistant] I gotta call a time out though. Wow. Because, uh, somebody that came in 17th place only ate 17. I might could get there.


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[Assistant] I think I can get to 17, but I don't think I want to. No, how do they get rid of them?


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[Assistant] I didn't eat 76 in the last year.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with ketchup, mustard and sometimes a little relish.


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[Assistant] That is a fine-tuned athlete. How old is Joey? All I have to say is God bless America. How old is Joey? How old is Joey Chestnut? Uh oh. He lost it. He lost it. He lost it.


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[Assistant] How old is Joey Chestnut? Joey Jaws Chestnut is 43 years old.


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[Assistant] You know how the Lord will never let you down? Yep. Yep. Well why didn't you bring your trumpet?


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[Assistant] Go on straight corner. I tried one time. I sat on a straight corner to see if people would give me money. It worked for Willie.


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[Assistant] So Godwin, we had an email from a man named David who also has an affinity for sandwiches from Lancaster, Pennsylvania.


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[Assistant] brisket, turkey, corned beef, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mayo, Dijon mustard, on a toasted brioche kaiser roll, uh, and it looked like that. It looked like it right there.


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[Assistant] Look at that sandwich. It's nine inches tall.


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[Assistant] He also sent a picture of that sandwich and that one's got french fries.


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[Assistant] No, there's plenty of people in the comments that are sad. They're not.


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[Assistant] Negotion. Well, you already negotioned and we're doing this for at least a whole year, so IN YOUR FACE JACK!


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[Assistant] There was a python loose in the Baton Rouge mall. But they, they closed the mall cause for safety, but not for the people, for the python.


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[Assistant] So, the North Carolina thing. What in the?


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[Assistant] It's freaking me out. What was the outcome? So it was called a Zebra Cobra. Say that ten times real fast. Zebco Cobra. It's a Zebra Cobra. Zebra Cobra. Ten times real fast. When did you start struggling with ours, Hammer? Well, I'd normally say Zebra because it makes me laugh, but Zebra Cobra.


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[Assistant] Join me in my microphone. Is that him? That is him. So it was in a neighborhood


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[Assistant] Oh for days, and then it slithered onto a glue trap on someone's front porch.


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[Assistant] So now they're trying to pass a law.


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[Assistant] No. Sausage. I got his mugshot and everything. Yeah, mugshot. Old Rob, age 42, called up his local McDonald's.


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[Assistant] In Iowa, after finding he had no sauces for his Chicken McNuggets, and he threatened to blow up the restaurant and punch an employee over the offense.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. I've been reading them all morning.


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[Assistant] We're getting a lot, a lot of good ones. Uhm, I like this one from Jeremy in Grassy, Missouri. He needs advice on how to get rid of pests.


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[Assistant] So here we go. His question is, anybody that can chime in, how do you go about getting rid of the population of moles? These little rascals are about the most annoying things. I have a huge family that lives on my little slice of heaven in southeast Missouri and they've made my yard a playpen. Si?


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[Assistant] Let's go with this one. Dusty, uh, she sends in, she had, she loved our comments on dating advice on going to church to find someone. Here's her problem. At her church, the only guy within 10 years of her age is the preacher and he has five kids. So he's off limits. She didn't, she didn't say anything.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna assume he's married. So if we have any other suggestions, uh, on how to find people besides at church.


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[Assistant] And then she also asked us to tell stories of how we met our significant others, but especially Stone since he isn't much of a people person.


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[Assistant] What else you got Jamie? Alright, that's probably the last one, but I like this one, and I feel like we're all experts in the category.


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[Assistant] Courtney, uh, from Florence, Alabama.


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[Assistant] Sends in, uh, they live in Florence, obviously. Roll time.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. We love Uncle Nick. They will be visiting West Monroe in a couple weeks. I'm sorry. Are there any must see places? And more importantly, any places we must eat? All suggestions are welcome. Visiting West Monroe.


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[Assistant] The alligator we caught that one time was just hissing at us.


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[Assistant] We have a very large downtown metropolis area here in West Monroe, so if you go down there you might get lost.


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[Assistant] It does, it amazes me that people visit West Monroe. You know what you need to do? Get a time machine, go back to 1998.


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[Assistant] But you get a time machine, you go back to 1998 and you come and watch the Monroe Moccasins play and that's, that is the most fun any human being has ever had in this town.


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[Assistant] Hey, you might even want to run by the honey home.


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[Assistant] Hey, there's a bunch of churches in this town. We got all of them. Well, what's our verse? Well, I'm gonna let Courtney from Florence, Alabama give us the verse too. She said, she tagged the little one on of Psalms 34, 8.


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[Assistant] Taste and see that the Lord is good. Blessed is the one who takes refuge in him. Which is a good verse. It's a solid verse.


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[Assistant] I was checking people out on the honey, I went to eat lunch with my parents at the honey hole, tackle shop, it's a great place.


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[Assistant] You, you listen to it? He's like, yeah. And then the next dude in line was like, man, y'all are hilarious. And I was like,


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[Assistant] You'll like this even better, I just thought of this. You know where Deion Sanders went to college? ULM? No, Florida.


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[Assistant] Can I come? I normally don't ask that. Y'all got your fishing trips.


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[Assistant] Cuz I never liked anybody that Deon Sanders ever played for. Like if you were to list my least favorite- Dallas? Dallas Scout, gross. Atlanta Falcons, gross. Atlanta Braves, gross. Deon Sanders? Fantastic.


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[Assistant] I used to wear a bandana on my head when I played baseball and pitching machine and everybody called me primetime. I was number 21. Primetime. Primetime.


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[Assistant] He was pretty good too. No, he good. They made a golden statue of him. Yeah. And that doesn't happen unless you were. So Martin, is he, how tall is he?


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[Assistant] Something tells me that the school might be making money off of them charging tickets


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[Assistant] And I was always jealous cause he stayed at the Holiday Inn in Monroe. Payback. Like super long ago and my sister just has his name on a piece of paper.


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[Assistant] He did it, okay, Galatians 522. And then, and then I did it again. We've hit Galatians 522 the past two podcasts because I wasn't, Willie did it and then I didn't know he did it. And then I did it and then I saw that he did it and I was like, well, hey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say though, I drive in a way where, I'm not like stone where I just don't even like other people, but I don't trust them. No, I don't either. So I'm watching every car. What's funny is. And I go, actually I do, like, y'all probably wouldn't like me because I'm about five under the speed limit just because it's my car.


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[Assistant] Drive with the fruits of the spirit, cause it sounds silly, but it literally, if you do things with the fruits of the spirit,


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[Assistant] Everything gets better. Including driving. And if we all did that, we'd have a lot less stories of


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[Assistant] Bad car accidents and stuff like that because people would just be considerate.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't be getting upset. They'd be pay, they wouldn't be, cause you're right, it's selfish. People are on their cell phones. People aren't thinking, oh, this person behind me might have three kids in the back of their car and they're just trying to go to, and they're like, Ooh, I wonder what Sarah's doing this afternoon. I don't care what Sarah's doing this afternoon. I just want to live. I can find out what she's doing.


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[Assistant] Boy, you should work at a church with those. Kidding. Alright, hey, so we asked y'all to send questions from the Bible, but I don't think we're gonna get to that because of the whale story that Sy stole from me that I was gonna use this segment.


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[Assistant] I'm so glad you heard about it. I know that's so cool. But look, alright, ready for the list? Here's the list of people that sent me an article about my man getting swallowed and then spit out by a whale. Nathan, Gabriel, Austin, Nick from Dadeville, Alabama, Ashley,


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[Assistant] Adam from Connecticut, Caleb from Gastonia, North Carolina, and just another guy named Caleb.


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[Assistant] And I was a little disappointed that you'd heard about it because I wanted to see your...


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[Assistant] And so a bunch of people sent this in too. I don't have the whole list, but his name's John David. So he's getting the shout out from Kingsport, Tennessee. He said, Hey, Matthew 12 40 for as Jonah was three days and three nights in the whale's belly.


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[Assistant] Jesus said it, I didn't, I forgot totally about that verse off the top of my head and a ton of people sent it in. So John David.


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[Assistant] You know, I did the Ancestry.com thing. I ended up a little disappointed, uh, on one side of the family.


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[Assistant] We're not going to get to, remember we asked people, still I want more questions. I want to do a whole episode on what do you want to ask when you get to heaven? There's some good ones. There's some good ones coming in, but I'm saving those up for maybe a whole episode. And here's a quick question. And I feel like I need to address this because it makes me mad. Uh, Sterling.


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[Assistant] Sterling from Sacktown, and I appreciate it, he actually said Sacktown, uhm, he wants to know how we all drink our coffee.


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[Assistant] And he wants to know how many of us drink it black. Look, Sterling. Black coffee's gross.


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[Assistant] We're going to roll with that horse. Look, my bad. All right. The Willie replacing me episode. And we had our esteemed guest Phil in the building and he already started in on him. I was like, Oh man, this is going to be great. I'm going to do the fruits of the spirit at the end.


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[Assistant] He's a small little fella that I love. He's one of my good friends, but he gave us Isaiah 43. We're gonna start at the beginning.


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[Assistant] And when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you ablaze for I am the Lord, your God, the Holy one of Israel, your savior.


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[Assistant] We are out of our element without at least one of them. Those two boys have what I like to call the gift of gab. If you've ever watched that movie, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? They talk about that old fella having the gift of gab. And for those of you who are wondering what the gift of gab is, that's the ability to shoot off at the mouth.


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[Assistant] In a moment's notice. In a moment's notice with an unlimited amount of time. That's right, and he don't run out of vocabulary.


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[Assistant] So I, you know, all you, all you, uh, I got a few haters out there. Where's your computer? Huh? I don't have a computer.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't have a computer. I don't do social media. I won't do any of that. So I'm anti.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was good. So the spoon went out over the fork.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know where Lake Canafe is. That's not, that's not all we did, Seth. We uh, we went and did it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So we, what we did, we have a deal on our YouTube called a tune up Tuesdays. So we, we filmed a little, a little how-to video where Uncle Sal learned how to mount his optic and boresight it sighted in. Cause look, I just, I just.


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[Assistant] AR-10. 308. And uh, it was a fine shooting weapon, but uh, he dialed an emphasize, um, somewhere around Dallas TX precision, I think is the name of his, uh,


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[Assistant] Not seven days, seven weeks. We're, we're big proponents of veteran owned businesses. So, you know, I try, I try to buy things that are, that are veteran owned as much as I possibly can because, uh, you know, we don't, we don't think our veterans enough. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We were always on the lookout for the enemy, right? Yup. Well, now that we're all getting long in the tooth, the enemy comes in the form of inflammation.


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[Assistant] All right, welcome back. We were just getting in to Miss Paula's deer hunting adventure. So Paula, you killed, I saw a picture of it. It is a real nice eight point, one of the prettiest eight points I've ever seen. He had huge brow tines and uh, so what, what was his name? All the, all the.


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[Assistant] Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown. You know, Jeff, he comes up with the best names for his deer. I know it. I can't think of names that good. Now, if, if you're a deer and you got a name, you are on the list. Yep. Unless you're a prospect. You made a hit parade, in other words. Well, he has been on the list a couple of times.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I'll tell you what, there, uh, you know, it's trending a lot of women


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[Assistant] Are starting to hunt these days. You know, the COVID I think had a lot to do with it. Uh, people want to do more things in the outdoors, which is awesome. You know, so, uh, you know, I have three daughters. My oldest one didn't really care for it, but my middle one, you know, she loves it. Her favorite thing to do is go hunt with Uncle Seth.


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[Assistant] Anytime I say little girls or kids in the outdoors, it just does my heart good.


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[Assistant] Duck. That's scoremaster.com slash duck. Again, scoremaster.com slash duck boys. Get her done. Get her done.


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[Assistant] Welcome back. So now, uh, how did you meet Ms. Nate? Now I'm going to tell y'all how I met my wife, uh, which turned out to be the best move I ever made in my whole life, times a hundred. So Phil tells a story where he takes credit.


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[Assistant] But the real person responsible for me and Anna getting married is sitting right across from me over there. Miss Paul.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is the real version. The real version. The true version. Now, I might be, you know, it's been almost 20 years. Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] It's been almost 20 years. So, you know, I go off, I go off to Afghanistan, do my little tour over there and get back, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, that's right. That's right. I did, uh, was that before I went? Yeah, before you went, you lived with us. So, oh, I am when you got back. So I bought, I bought that place on Caney. It was late, about 45 minutes from where we, we, I was working and I was working right next to where John and Paula lived. And, uh,


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[Assistant] So, me and John became friends and started fishing and hunting together. And it was real convenient for me to sleep over at their house. No, no, cause I was, I was. And then they go work the next day.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's the way that all started. So I was, I was staying over at John and Paula's house a lot. And uh, and let me tell you something about Paula, Goblin, Si. If, if there's somebody that needs help, she's the first one there. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's just, and that's one thing I love about you, Paula. And, uh, if somebody needs help or they're in a bind, Paula Galvin is one of the first ones there every time.


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[Assistant] Every time. That's right. She is a first responder. She's selfless, but I will say this. She's also very entertaining.


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[Assistant] So last time I was on here, this, I normally sit where John is right there. Okay. Me and John swap out on podcast and, and when I got there last week, there was five spit cups.


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[Assistant] And uh, so what the way, what I mean by entertaining is, now, we know John and Paula love each other. Okay.


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[Assistant] And, and I know John goes through his pick up. Do you leave his pick up down at Miss Paula's house for more than 10 seconds? It's gone.


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[Assistant] That's it. It's gone. But anyways, so Phil tells a story, like he, he, he told me in the blind, Hey, uh, you need to make a move on, on Nan over there. She got the hots for you. Yeah. Yeah. Run it by Al. I said, I said, you know, you're good to go and all this and, uh,


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[Assistant] So he tells that story, Ms. K tells my story, but in all actuality, Ms. Paula's the one, uh, that hooked us up.


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[Assistant] Now he's kind of quiet, you know, but we were both home and look, we, we have a lot of the same, what's the word I'm looking for? Traits. Traits. Yeah, traits. So we've been married almost 18 years now and we'll go, we'll get in the rig and go down to Gulf shores and we might say five words.


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[Assistant] Well, that's right. We've been in one real big fight since we've been married.


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[Assistant] A ton of somebody like that and they called me a liar. They said, no, you're lying. That's a bald-faced lie. I'm like, no, no, we've been in one big fight in, uh, 17 years.


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[Assistant] And they're like, well, how'd you do it? I said, well, I just don't argue with it.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, I went down to Baton Rouge to buy a trolling motor, and when I...


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[Assistant] I don't know why I went that far to buy a trolling motor, but it must have been a real good deal. And I went to get some money out of the bank and, uh, I couldn't get to it. So I called her up. I said, Hey, I know we got, they got some money.


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[Assistant] And she's like, I love it. She's like, yeah. I said, well, I said, this is a guy saying that the card ain't running or whatever. And I went to the bank to get some cash to what it was and they wouldn't let me access my own account.


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[Assistant] And she just didn't say nothing. So I said, huh? What? Of course. And I got upset. You know, I've got.


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[Assistant] And, and probably said, Oh, ain't no product. I says things I regret.


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[Assistant] And uh, of course she got mad, but then the worst thing I did was went and told Phil what happened. And then Phil bothered her out and then she did not speak to me for seven days.


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[Assistant] I don't care what happens. I'm not doing that again. So that's just the way it's been. It's been, it's been great, you know?


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[Assistant] That's right. Paula is responsible. She recognized it. She saw it. She saw it and made a move and the rest is history as they say. So.


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[Assistant] Sy, do you know how to tell?


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[Assistant] That's what you got. It's like skull on top, hair in the back, like a mullet.


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[Assistant] Well, back in them days, you know, I'm at a point now where my girls are getting grown. Yeah. Okay. So if a young man comes to talk to me before.


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[Assistant] Well, no, that's a good sign. That's a real good sign. So anyways, uh, yeah, I talked to John about, you want to talk to, I was a little nervous, you know, if you can imagine. So, uh, yeah, back in them days, that's, you did that. You went and asked the dad for permission to date.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well he said, Mr. Stone, what time would you like me to have her back? And I told him, I told him, he said, yes, sir. So to me.


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[Assistant] It was Carter, yeaah, she said, uh, she couldn't say Paula, so she just said Paco.


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[Assistant] That's a cool thing. You know, people, I don't think people realize that, uh, you know, pre duck dynasty and.


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[Assistant] You know, this, this is a tight knit family. Yeah. You know, even if your last name is not Robertson, I mean, you're still, everybody's real tight and you know, when, when bad things happen, bad things happen all the time, we all come together and we do the best we can to get through it. And, uh.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, you're talking about blessed to be working in an environment like this. I mean, I mean, how many people can say that?


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeah, this is, this has been, uh, been fun going back down memory lane as they say.


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[Assistant] No, oh man, it has flown by. So you're saying the golden sixties ain't what it's cracked up. No, it ain't cracked up.


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[Assistant] I know, you got three daughters, I know. Okay. Jiu-Jitsu and all that is a good therapy for me. So that's just helping me get through all this. Fatherhood is.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, so I go down there, like John said, I talk with him first, and uh, I went down there and, and uh, I asked Al for permission. And uh, I remember he looked up at me. He said, sounds good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He sure did. Very respectful young man, which is what all you can ask for. Goes to church. Yup. You know, they met at church, so I'm like, huh. Well, I told her, I said, well, I'll give you some rope till you do something stupid, then I'll pull all the slack out of it. Then I'm gonna jerk you off your feet, darlin'.


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[Assistant] By somebody, I don't know who did it. Cause I, I, you know, for some reason I'm cooking supper every night and watching the dishes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he cooks, uh, but you know, he's washing the dishes.


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[Assistant] That's right. Ms. Paula training me good. All right. Well, we got a few emails that we can get into. So, uh, what's fans been up to? Stop it. Well, the fans been up to have this guy right here, Mr. Caleb. He wants to know what the weirdest thing we've ever.


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[Assistant] I like okra. I don't think there's anything. I like the cooked in stuff. And greens.


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[Assistant] So you didn't try the mountain lion? I did not.


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[Assistant] I've heard that it's actually pretty good. I didn't try it. I've never tried it. You know, I guess the weirdest thing and down here, it's not weird to eat turtle.


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[Assistant] No, it's good. At all. No. Cause if you live in Louisiana, odds are you've had turtle, but I guess for the rest of the country, turtle is something weird.


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[Assistant] Well, we also have an email from Mr. Rusty and, uh, this one's a little more serious. So his wife and I have listened to the podcast for a while. We were watching the podcast today, waiting for her to go into labor for our daughter.


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[Assistant] So we will read that verse and that'll be a good one to go out on. John, you want to read that verse for us?


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[Assistant] Alright folks, welcome to the podcast. Alright, we got a guest today with us, ol' Al. Okay, and look, a lot of people don't know, okay, about Al.


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[Assistant] And his cohort in crime, Jason Robertson, they're probably, you're fixing to get your butt strapped is what's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Competitive is not the word, but Al, Al's always been, uh, he literally had to grow up quickly, okay, as a kid.


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[Assistant] Cause he was kinda holding the family together when they was going through rough times. But hey, he's also a very, uh, slick instigator.


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[Assistant] No, no, Chris didn't tell me, and I said, well, that's stone. Oh, hey, I bring it up. Hey, look, y'all see this right here, boys? I got a, that's a, that's a sour cream pound cake.


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[Assistant] And that is my, it was cooked by my dear hunting young lady.


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[Assistant] Cause Christine, I come home after eating my stone Sunday, last Sunday and Christine says, where's the cake?


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[Assistant] And I said, they didn't cook me one. She said, well, God, that's all I was looking forward to since you was going over to eight. And I said, well, I'll have to tell them that I, you was real disappointed when I come walking in. First thing out of your mouth was, where's the pancake?


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[Assistant] It's actually pretty wild, cause hey, I was just about fixing to quit deer hunting.


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[Assistant] He's big time man, staying in shape. He lost about 70 pounds, you know, and he worked out all the time. Well, they got on because I work it out now. I'll work out every day 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] That's good. No, I'm not going to give it up. Okay. I'm looking at my weight. Okay. I weighed the day. Okay. 165. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, they're not making it as good, so I'm giving it up. Now I'm on blueberry muffins. Okay, so I'm not giving up my blueberry muffins, or my, uh, walnut ice cream. Okay, black walnut ice cream. Them two I'm gonna keep, but as long as I stay in the 160s, I'll be alright.


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[Assistant] Well hey, look, growing up with the Robertsons, okay, hey, look, you know, you're talking about aggression, okay? I guess it just, you know, if you come along with the Robertson family, aggression's gonna be there, okay? Cause, cause number one, we had a big family, okay? You got a bunch of siblings.


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[Assistant] Okay, everybody says, good grief, I seen y'all play dominoes. You know, why do y'all get so loud? I said, because hey, you gotta understand when you're the littlest youngin'.


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[Assistant] When y'all first started, y'all was bad bad rookies.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, we come back, we come back and then, but Hey, here's the thing on that. Okay. You gotta have the rocks. Oh yeah. You got to strap.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause but the best strapping that ever was ever done and witnessed.


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[Assistant] Was with my brothers Harold and Jimmy Frank, the oldest.


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[Assistant] Was playing Jason now and look, that was about what.


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[Assistant] They can play with all grownups. Okay. Look, the game was, it was that Jimmy Frank and Harold needed five points.


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[Assistant] Two brothers versus a nickel, which normally it's just, the game's over. It's over. Two hands, two hands, okay, five and sixes. And it was PAM!


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[Assistant] It would be clouds, two foot from the ceiling down. Yeah. Okay. Y'all and daddy would have one or two burning.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, he was lightin' em up and smokin' half of it and then he'd have three or four on the stupid tray. That was Paul? That was Paul. That was Paul. In great insight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Cause I remember walking in daddy's house and Alan and Jason and Ma and Paul would be sitting there playing domino. And I'm talking about, look, it would be about a 16 inches over, over daddy's head.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. You want that, right? You want to save and save. Yeah. My woman, hey, hey, Amazon, you know.


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[Assistant] And you don't have to go to the post office. That's the good part, boys.


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[Assistant] Okay, I had him right where I want him. I got all his money in and I should have won it. And hey, he hits a one outer four times in a row. And I got so mad. I said, Hey.


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[Assistant] That's what he's saying on the other podcast. I will say one thing for him. Okay. Okay. And I've played poker for years. I've never seen a single human being play poker. Okay. And be that lucky that consistently.


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[Assistant] You know, I said, you're into clothes by the seasons.


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[Assistant] That's right. So that's four times what I'm, she said, I don't want to hit you play poker two, two times a week. You know, so I don't want to hit.


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[Assistant] There's so many packages here. I'm looking on your porch all the time and there it is. That's why I said, I, you know, the lady takes care of Christine. Yeah.


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[Assistant] She, she brings in, you know, I said, is that for me? And she said no.


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[Assistant] Hey, here's a tip for the men, just learn to say yes ma'am a lot and you'll be a lot happier. Okay. Cause hey, you like to do what you do. Okay. And she allows it. Okay. So, hey, you better learn to say yes ma'am. Once you want to spend your money.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I know for a fact since I take two a day.


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[Assistant] Okay, I used to wake up with aches and pains. Okay. I don't anymore. Okay. This does not cover up like all these other creams and junk you use. Okay. This goes to what's bothering you. Where the inflammation is and then it's gone.


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[Assistant] We got your, uh, oldest son as a guest today. Oh, really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's right, until duck season opens and then we'll go over there and we'll burn it up.


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[Assistant] What's going on the land? Okay. That's number one job.


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[Assistant] Oh, the first time I got them, okay, is I went into the restroom, okay, and turned, look. I didn't know they sew.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no, I've got, I've got him in the army, you know, and look, you know, I turned the faucet on full blast and just right there fell down.


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[Assistant] You know, and I said, well, hey, when it like the blew my ears off, I just said, no, I ain't wearing them.


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[Assistant] I had a mouth like that, a small one, got it in my mind. It was just, when he had floated, I just.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, dinosaur. This thing was gross looking and I said, you got that out of your ear?


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[Assistant] I just know this. I would hate to have that stupid thing in my ear. It was bad enough when I had that little old mouth because he was bad about.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're into the population. Yeah, just live, go out into the population, Jay and then come back and tell us what happened. He ain't gonna run out of stories.


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[Assistant] No, no, he was telling me, he was telling me that he had been chasing one all morning. And he said, then my son actually, you know, seeing him lit, he was lit on something and it was, uh, it was, uh, it was cold and cold goes.


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[Assistant] Jace jumps up to me, what are, what are you doing? And Cole said what? He said hey, when you kill a fly you


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[Assistant] He said, I lost my temper. He said, but I, he's just over not.


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[Assistant] I guess we got that from, look, we got that from Mammal Hell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what, that's the one where you get like a, uh, banking free for a year.


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[Assistant] Well, look, I gotta go with this Al. Okay. When you was growing up. Okay. You and your buddies. Okay. Yo.


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[Assistant] Tell us the story about, okay. The only thing I know about it is Phil showed up where they was at after whatever happened happened and said, Hey.


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[Assistant] Hey, he's pulling nets up off the river, okay, and he's got arms, forearms like Popeye.


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[Assistant] Look, when I heard about this, I got out, pulled out to the side. I said, Hey, this is like the military and people that have gone through the war together.


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[Assistant] You form a bond there that, and I said, Hey, I will say this for your friends. And I told them all, I said, y'all are worthy to be called friends. I said, because, Hey, I just said, I don't.


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[Assistant] You're a thud, and they still cut that thing. Hey, I would have had, you know, y'all would have called me a carrot, because I would have just said, hey guys, I love y'all, and hey, it's nice being knowing you. And I'm gone. I'm outta here. I'm outta here.


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[Assistant] You know, so they, you know, Greg and Bill, yeah, they impressed me. Okay. They really did. Because I, I just said, Hey, we want to run with the guy. So, Hey, let's go. And I guess for Terry was just peer pressure.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's it, hey, that last song was, uh, Doc J in New Orleans sing. Wrong time, wrong place. Wrong place, wrong time.


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[Assistant] Well Al, being a preacher, how many weddings have you actually performed?


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[Assistant] And while you're on that, I'm going to give kudos to old Jace. Okay. When Jace was getting ready to graduate from high school, I think he may have already graduated. He said, okay, but hey, before we actually just scatter like quail and go our own way, I'm going to try to convert all my peers in school. So he went on a, just a gospel preaching.


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[Assistant] Yep, I do. And, uh, me and mama talked about it and I said, well, it's your fault. And she said, what are you talking about? And I said, you name me solid.


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[Assistant] And I said, yeah, that's Paul's traveling companion. And I said, ever since you put that name on me, I've been on the road.


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[Assistant] Okay. Clear your mind. Okay. And look around. Okay. When you think you can't go any further, you just, you've had it.


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[Assistant] And you'll always find there's someone else.


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[Assistant] That you need, you need to hit your knees and thank the almighty. Oh, I'm sorry. I even thought that. Okay. Cause I'm, I'm so bet much better off than that person.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the deal, to tell both of you, tell the lady, okay, tell your son, we appreciate him serving our nation. Also Philip, tell Bryce, we appreciate him serving our nation.


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[Assistant] So it's pre-1820. It's an original gun that was used at the Alamo.


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[Assistant] And they give you a basically a blow by blow description of how the battle is going to take place.


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[Assistant] So he tells everybody what they're going to do and how they're going to do it.


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[Assistant] And uhm, it's very, it's a really important document because


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[Assistant] It's from the, you know, right out of the mouth of the, of Santa Ana straight to his officers and they have to carry that out.


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[Assistant] Oh no, she's a looker. There ain't much that that girl can't do with her voice. Okay, cause she can yodel.


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[Assistant] Yodel-a-hee-hoo. Oh, no, no, no. Like that kid from Walmart. Oh, she goes yodel so fast. Okay. She was a yodeler?


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[Assistant] Okay, look, hey, Sherrod didn't need to have Sonny with her on stage, boys.


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[Assistant] No, no, not only that, she's singing, she's still having number one hits. Is that true?


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[Assistant] Yeah. You put her in another tax bracket. Oh, that's another one that's just fine as wine, boys. Share? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Jesus. Hey! Too much. Jewel was solid gold. Uh, share is solid silver, boys.


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[Assistant] Hey look, she's had a full life. She was married to uh, Greg Auburn.


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[Assistant] I can see em. You can see em? Yep. I need to catch you, you can see em.


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[Assistant] That was a number one hit for somebody. What was it?


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[Assistant] You didn't catch but one species when you went. Me and Stone caught six different species.


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[Assistant] But we'll start it out in fresh water. Copper Nose Brim.


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[Assistant] Then went to Venice and caught, we got our limit of red snapper out on the oil rig.


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[Assistant] Then we went red fishing. Then we went speckled trout fishing.


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[Assistant] And during the speckled trout fishing, BK caught a sheephead.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah. He's got sharper teeth than us. And a bunch more.


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[Assistant] But anyway, we caught what? Okay, catfish, sheephead, redfish, red snapper, uh, speckled trout.


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[Assistant] It makes me happy. Everybody knows Uncle Si loves the women. He's a ladies man. I'm a ladies man. I've had numerous proposals.


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[Assistant] And when you're running a high-powered boat with a big motor, where that


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[Assistant] Thank you about, yeah. Thank you about two hours later.


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[Assistant] I didn't think you liked pickled stuff. That's zero point. That's zero, boys, hey.


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[Assistant] That reminds me, who was it that, uh, we had that jar of pickles in the duck plant share?


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[Assistant] Hey, this was a green pickle that had turned brown. But it was still good. Well no no, he said, he said, I'm going in.


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[Assistant] It had been in there like 10 years. Been in the sun, been floating in the river.


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[Assistant] Oh, well hey, that happened down at Josh. Josh made some, it's called a trout salad.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. Look, look. Fish and mayonnaise. Look. Nope. He boiled the trout. Okay.


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[Assistant] And he put, cut up a bunch of eggs, about a dozen eggs, okay, threw it in there. He put in a bunch of garlic salt, all this stuff, cajun stuff he put in there. You know, he had a whole bowl full of, a whole bowl full of


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[Assistant] And I said to him, hey, as much as he put in there, I'm not even gonna attempt it, okay?


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[Assistant] Well no no, I imagine it was really good cause I watched the ingredients he put in it. The ingredients, I like all the ingredients.


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[Assistant] Cause, yo, when you eat it, it's, hey, it's gonna wake you up.


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[Assistant] That's like the pepper sauce that you put on, uh, uh, the greens.


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[Assistant] You gotta understand something. My mom and dad, especially daddy. Okay. They was mad scientists when they got in the kitchen. Okay.


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[Assistant] They would though, try anything, okay? And that's what was said whenever we tasted it. Oh I didn't get that, I missed that one, I didn't get that one.


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[Assistant] Oh no no no, that's where he got it from. Cause look, daddy fell off an oil rig and broke his back. That summer when he was healing.


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[Assistant] Okay, we had fresh baked pie of every kind, we had fresh baked cake of every kind, we had


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[Assistant] Homemade ice cream of every kind and one of them they made with butterscotch.


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[Assistant] Hey, he's not gonna be responsible, so if you comb it, then you're gonna be responsible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you put, uh, uh, chopped up bell pepper, chopped up onions, yeaah.


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[Assistant] All that stuff. It's better than avocados. Good Chris.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause I'ma tell Stone, cause Stone cooks a lot of flank steak.


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[Assistant] do not play with guns they are designed to


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[Assistant] Safety folks. And the safety thing about a gun...


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[Assistant] You never treat a gun lightly. No. Even if it's a toy. You never pointed at anyone.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you don't play with something that's designed to kill.


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[Assistant] I was my personal opinion and this is just my opinion. Opinion. Okay. He was swallowed by a whale.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay, I knew, I knew it was a whale shark. That's confusing. Yeah. Yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] Well, back to the one time deal. Okay. Okay. The deal is, Hey, with us, we're limited.


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[Assistant] I flew to Mississippi, and I'm involved with the Children's, the Homes of Hope where the kids.


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[Assistant] And the reason I'm involved with them, I ain't but a big kid myself.


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[Assistant] So we were, uh, over there for my annual Zyra Robertson skeet shoot.


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[Assistant] So it was a real pretty place, and they had a bunch of ponds that probably had big fish in it, which we'll say something about later.


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[Assistant] They got four now and they actually are fixing to build a fifth one. Cause as long as you, when they graduate high school, as long as they're working toward a degree, they can stay on campus. Okay. That's what he called it. Okay. Yeah. To, uh, long as you're actually, you know, keeping your grades up and working toward a degree.


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[Assistant] It's an act, you know, Michael Garrett is the one in charge of it, he's a doctor, got a PhD I think. Okay, he grew up in one, here in Monroe. Yeah, he grew up at the one here in town. So he knows the ins and outs, the bads and the good stuff of it, okay, and he made sure that all of his,


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[Assistant] You know, like a, uh, drug mom and dad, addicts, okay. He wouldn't let them go back in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause Phillip had told me that's what, he's in a shelter home here in Monroe, in Ruston.


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[Assistant] And he said that was the bad thing, bad part of what he was involved in, is that they'd keep him three months.


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[Assistant] Well, I just look and I was very lucky. You know, I grew up with a mom and dad and siblings. Okay. And we were dirt poor. Okay. But I mean, we have what we need. Yeah, we had first


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[Assistant] God loved us and then we loved each other, the family. So I'd always say, hey, if the war was coming in, I got a time machine.


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[Assistant] Yes, we're set, what you almost set. Right back to you, child.


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[Assistant] Hey, I used to love it when mom would get sick of us, load us up in the Falcon, drive us 15 miles up, drop us off at the levee and say, I'll see you at supper time.


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[Assistant] What color was it? White. Which I don't know why people want a white car.


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[Assistant] You got the address? Oh, I know where it's at. Yeah, we'll go back to that. But this is one of them things, this is invitation only.


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[Assistant] And you ain't getting an invitation. Got to have an invitation.


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[Assistant] No, I am. Why didn't you shoot? No, I didn't shoot this time because Michael Dean said hey.


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[Assistant] They said, hey, I want the photographer to take pictures of you shooting. I said, okay. He said, oh, you don't have to shoot. I said, oh, if I go up, I'll shoot. So I said, hey, hand me that over and under. Give me some help.


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[Assistant] I gave you a hand over here too. I said, Poo! Boom boom! Give me a dollar, hundred dollars.


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[Assistant] So you caught about 40 the first day. Okay, yeaah. Okay. But five of them would have weighed 25 pounds. Five pound average.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw Stone, I said, hey, you ought to put her on the B-A-S-S circuit. Cause she could, she could, she could fish with them boys. Okay. And put them in the boat. Cause I got to tell you what day I went with it. We caught, both folks caught about five that weighed five pounds. But look.


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[Assistant] Omega XL boys. And why would we take it? Look! It's 35 years of research and development and look, it's like you own it because they're working for you.


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[Assistant] If I do shoot it, I'm going to hit a hundred percent. Okay. It would be one hundo. I'll put one hundo.


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[Assistant] All over? Uh, oh yeaah. Texas always send quite a few people. What do they win? Huh? If they win the skips? Oh no no, then that's the thing. They've got some good prizes. Over and under shotguns, uh, uh, 6.5 Creedmoor rifles, yeaah. Do you put it on the cover?


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[Assistant] I don't know about a couple people on it, or maybe just how better to make that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if your name is Zellatorius, you need something like Zorro Zellatorius. Oh, a double Z. No, no, hey, if you're gonna have one.


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[Assistant] What about that sword you got sitting there in front of you? Hey, that was a gift I got over there, and uh, there's only been three of them given out. Waylon, Willie, and me.


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[Assistant] That's a Jim Bowie knife. Okay. The real deal? The real deal. And the wood on this and the handle, okay, came from Jim Bowie's house in Lafourche, Louisiana in the 1827 to 1831.


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[Assistant] But hey, like we had a little deal before, now that is a knife, boys.


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[Assistant] Well, hey now, if you slick enough to do that, that would work, cause it's got enough weight, you know.


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[Assistant] It was, hey, that's why I feel, you know, for me to be able to catch, if Tom would see the line jumping it, yeah.


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[Assistant] I like big bugger mouths come out of water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, play him. Play him. Yeah. There you go. There you go. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't break off. No, no, no. I missed, I missed about five.


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[Assistant] No, no, I told him that's going to be the best one. Okay. When he took it.


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[Assistant] But hey, don't, you know, you don't want to bet her no money. Why not? She'll take your money. Take your money? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Click, puts it back on site, sets it down, then goes 180 deals here. You know, you gonna shoot that one?


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[Assistant] I'm serious, just Stone Cold. I told Stone, I said, you ain't have to worry about her. I said, if they ever get out of line, she'll pop a cap on them boys.


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[Assistant] See, I was the oddball of the family on that part. I'm very, I'm very compassionate.


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[Assistant] Hey, that was a comfortable cap. So, so. Hey, that was tickin' me when I found out Willie was gonna fire me. That part, I just, I never, yo, that was funny to me. It really was, okay, cause hey, Phil just told him, hey, nah, son, don't mess with, don't mess with that.


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[Assistant] Now you call somebody a father crushing a son, okay? That's why I was, you know, Phil said, hey, one day I will sell one million dollars at, Paul said, ten.


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[Assistant] He just kept playing the game. And none of them, they all kind of looked up when he walked in and said, Hey, you know, that was the first one off the 70 line boys.


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[Assistant] And he said, and hey, before it's through, I'm gonna sell one million of these. Well, they just went back to playing dominoes.


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[Assistant] And I was the most important part of this. Okay, I'm serious. Because you're a crazy old man who makes great TV. No, no, cause hey, this crazy old man makes the reads and without reads this thing don't make no noise.


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[Assistant] No, no, hey, he's already, I've seen him with Stone out there. I went over, he's cooking something for us. You know, and while we're waiting, you know, the meat on this cooking and smoking and all that. And he said, all right, say, come up here. Here's the move. Picked on the baby. She picked on the baby. No baby picked on me. He doesn't put him down on the ground.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was bothering him. It was aching, so he just said, uh, you know, he said, uh, you got any pliers? And mama says, yeah, I think something's in there on, you know, whatever, you know.


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[Assistant] Cause I kind of want to hear this story. He fell off of an oil deck and broke his back. Okay, and they had just, you know, numbed him, shot him up and stuff and he was about half asleep, you know.


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[Assistant] The guy's come walking in, he said, uh, what are y'all building? You know, he thought they was carpenters.


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[Assistant] They said, no, we're the surgery team that's going to work on you. You know, he said they had saws and hammers and stuff, you know, come walking out.


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[Assistant] I've had them work on me and I mean I'm numb, okay, and it got- It still hurts. No, no, yeah, it got hot.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to thank, I'm trying to thank 40 Day, he missed it and we went up on Cypress Creek and he could air shooting and it killed him.


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[Assistant] I don't remember what made it cause like he was sick as a dog. Well, nothing like Al. Al's appendix erupted. You know, blew up inside.


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[Assistant] Hey, you talking about that? Uncle Marvin? Hobbs? Okay. He literally went to the hospital dying. They done called the family in, notified all the Ken folks and everything. He's on deathbed.


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[Assistant] They x-rayed, they done tried everything, so they x-rayed him and they looked and here's this big black ball that shows up on the x-ray. You know, went in and they cut it out of his, uh,


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[Assistant] One is, I don't know, one is appendix. It was something. Huh? Probably explained, huh? May have been explained, but anyway, hey, one hundred and like a hundred and thirty pellets.


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[Assistant] Sixes, fours, twos. He had done eight so much, okay, he was dying from lead poisoning. Look, after he got over that.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. This is Uncle Marvin? Yeaah. Marvin Hobbs. He had done, ate so much lead, like squirrels, ducks, all that.


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[Assistant] And hey, they counted like 130 pellets out.


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[Assistant] Yo, the doctor had an owner in a kind of a bucket.


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[Assistant] You know, hey, Wildcat or, or Dick, they've, they've drilled, he's drilled y'all and I blew top of the deck out. So they're instant millionaires. These are just country boys. Okay. They don't know what to do with it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But anyway, he's finally, he's finally.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. Uncle Marvin's on his death bed for real. Okay. And he tells his daughter, Sally, don't come in here, darling. He said, uh, help me walk me out to the yard. I want to show you something.


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[Assistant] She walks him out to the yard and he says right here, he said after I die, he said, wait a while and then, you know, come out here and dig this up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So look, she had forgot about it. It's been two years, he's dead, you know, he's gone. She had forgot about it. They'd had a family reunion and she said, oh good grief, I forgot. And all the kids said, what do you mean you forgot? You know, all the brothers and sisters.


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[Assistant] And they said, dad took me out in the yard and showed me the spot. And he said, after I'm gone, go ahead and dig it up. So hey, they go out there and dig it up. And it's about 10 mace of jars full of money. You know, the next time, hey, here comes a backhoe and they dig.


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[Assistant] Hey back there was just y'all. Well they laughed about it and said, well that was the only spot he had money.


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[Assistant] You know, he said, because Max said, hey, we dug the whole property up. He said, yo.


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[Assistant] You know, he did, it was trapping. He run a trap line. That's about all he ever done. He's a hustler. Hold on.


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[Assistant] You know, Irene, I know why she was mean now, cause Uncle Marv was her husband.


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[Assistant] And hey, you set your feet on to her table, she's fix to cut you with her toes. Point blank.


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[Assistant] She's gonna reach down there and she ain't wearing no shoes and she'll grab you with that big toe in the next one and pinch the blood out of you.


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[Assistant] I don't know how many times I've been backed up as a kid in, in, in, in Boston. Thank you, sir.


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[Assistant] But hey, these suckers were like this and hey, it ain't another one. You couldn't fit another purple tattoo.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, cuz hey, if I had one, I'd have shot you. I know. But anyway, what I liked about that one was out there in the boat and the thing, we look up in the dead tree out there in the middle of the thing, and look, honey was just running out of this stupid tree down to the, to the water.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see why he's doing this. This is advertisement boys. I always wear.


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[Assistant] Now, hey, Bullbiter is a crazy man. Okay, ain't no hassle eating vodka now.


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[Assistant] Hey JD, what is, what is the definition of an athlete? One moment please. By Webster. By Mr. Webster? Yea. Okay, but here's what I will say for those that play all this, do all this stuff, especially golf.


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[Assistant] I am amazed at what they can do with a iron or a wood. Oh, a hundred percent. Okay. To a little white ball. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's ridiculous what they can do with it.


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[Assistant] Stupid argument forever. I would give Jason Robertson, he could use all the drugs he wants on his team. Okay. I mean all of them. Team of what? Baseball. Baseball team. I will take ten people or nine people that love to play the game.


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[Assistant] And I will whoop, I will whoop his drug induced team.


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[Assistant] Steroids make you feel like you're Tim Footfall, but hey, you're still 5'11 or whatever you are.


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[Assistant] You talking about a drug dealer's, uh, uh, you talking about a promotional thing?


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[Assistant] Okay, this is a promotional guy that finally just hit the home run himself. Oh, I know what I'll do. I'll shoot him full of drugs and call it, oh this ain't drugs, this is a performance enhancing


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[Assistant] The only thing I agree with the theory behind it, like you're saying, cause it, you know, but you still got to bring in the talent. Okay. And, and in my humble opinion, okay. I'll get, I'll go to music. There is God giving.


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[Assistant] And you're gonna be able to do all the wonderful things you, that guy can't. Ain't gonna happen. So you're, ain't gonna happen.


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[Assistant] Here's why this story don't hold water, what y'all saying.


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[Assistant] Do you know how many people's in the home run club? And baseball's been playing for how many years?


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[Assistant] The homeroom club is all these people that have knocked homerooms and they're in the club.


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[Assistant] A lot of years. You know how many people in this home run club? Twenty-seven. Five hundred, yea, twenty-seven. So hey, y'all take that tear about the drug and flush it down your um, good day.


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[Assistant] How many did he knock before they even come up with this performance deal? A bunch.


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[Assistant] This is, yeaah, I'm having to read Phil's writing.


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[Assistant] I don't, you said, Phil, I'm actually curious about this one because you said you know the answer. Why do they drink milk after the Indy 500?


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[Assistant] Sy Robertson, I know where it's not. Sy's is not the beach. Been there with him. It's not the mall.


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[Assistant] Venice. So we're going with Venice. To the town. See, I was more along the lines of like.


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[Assistant] So there you go. That's, that's where we're at. Like, Phil, what about you? What's your dream vacation? Oh, Phil.


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I mean. Which is really cool when you think about it. I would love New Zealand. I don't like, I don't have to kill a red stag. I want to hear them roar in those mountains. Cause I know what it sounds like when they roar in the United States.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you this, Johnny D can attest to how they taste because I gave him a backstrap off of one of them.


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[Assistant] Like going to a real life zoo. Like, you know, like I got no, I got no interest in killing a giraffe. There's only a couple of things over there that strike my curiosity and like a kudos one because that's just a cool animal. I'm like you.


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[Assistant] But the rest of them are safe for me. I'd like to see that too. Like a big thing, I mean just like a big herd of wildebeest. And elephants. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Let's go. File that under, you don't want to be second. Yeah, no.


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[Assistant] Over at SD Bullion can help you out if you're worried about the state of the economy.


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[Assistant] Precious metal. They've been used for currency since the beginning of time. Gold, silver, all the things. Look.


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[Assistant] Product shortage and delays are everywhere and inflation is absolutely getting out of control. You know what a lot of people are doing these days? They're investing in gold and silver as a way to protect their savings against the dollar's loss of value and purchasing power.


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[Assistant] Our friends over at SD Bullion who are passionate about helping people see the benefits of investing in gold and silver can help you out. These guys are a Christian on


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[Assistant] Billion dollars in transactions. That's gotta be in it. And they all along the way earn an A plus better business rating.


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[Assistant] Since 2012, in an industry full of snake oil salesmen, it's honestly refreshing to work with a company built on faith.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. More fan questions this week here on the Duck Call Room. Sy? Yep? They have asked, what traditions do you have for Thanksgiving and Christmas? You wanna go piece by piece Thanksgiving first?


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[Assistant] I used to love Thanksgiving as a kid because you were out of school the whole week. Like the only week off. And we would, we would hunt at the camp until Wednesday, book it back. Mamaw would cook all night, Wednesday night and all morning, Thursday morning and as soon.


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[Assistant] As everybody got done eating lunch, load up the leftovers and back to the camp. You ate turkey and dressing for about the next five days until it was gone.


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[Assistant] Oh, I do too. I, I, I absolutely love it, but that was probably, I mean, I remember that vividly from my childhood, like, cause that nap you got on the way back to the camp as a kid cause you couldn't drive.


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[Assistant] It's probably about 78 degrees room temp, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Preach. Preach. And then yeah, Christmas we do kind of the same thing. It was always around the hunting camp. Cause like that's where you went as soon as it was over.


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[Assistant] And she makes about 17 different pies between sweet potato, chocolate, egg custard. Ooh, favorite pie, go, fast, lightning round. Oh, K's chocolate pie.


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[Assistant] That's cause she beat them in megawatt by hand.


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[Assistant] Oh, I love homemade meringue. Like I don't like that stuff you get at restaurants that they just put on top of some pie or some, but if Kay sits in there and whisk them egg whites all the way up to the point that it is really good, but it's gotta be fresh.


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[Assistant] Between that and the bark off of the ham, I'm your guy.


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[Assistant] Is this a boneless turkey or is it a? No, it's a real deal. You take that filet knife and you cut that wing off there and you get the gnawing on him. It's so good. Cause he's like extra well done when you fry it. There really ain't no way to not be well done on a turkey wing cause you gotta get everything else.


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[Assistant] Well folks, this one's gonna be weird for ya. Because as we all know, it is back!


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[Assistant] But we've got more to tell you. We have more to tell you. And that's not all. Did you know you have 360 joints from your neck down each vertebrae, your back,


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[Assistant] To your arms, your hips, your knees, and all the way to your feet. Three hundred and sixty of them. That's three hundred and sixty joints. Three hundred and sixty.


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[Assistant] Take a beating with daily activity and aging. That's why joints hurt constantly and ruin your sleep. That's why.


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[Assistant] Our man Sy has been on that Omega XL bag for about a year now. About a year boys. So why do you take it Sy? Strong drink.


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[Assistant] Look, once I was young, his body's produced SPMs. They're nature's way of keeping joints healthy. But as we age, we do not produce enough SPMs.


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[Assistant] Which could be why he was having the inflammation in his joints. Omega XL can help restore your SPMs and rejuvenate joints and muscles so you can move like you did when you were young.


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[Assistant] I'm a bigger conspiracy theorist on the fact that I think.


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[Assistant] But the Astros ought to give people like the jets and, you know, all them hope. Like, look, look what happened. Cause we were. Now you got about set or the even like, no, I'm not going to say that.


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[Assistant] Which finally, for once in my life, I do agree with Michael Eaves. They said, what do you do with candy corn? You open the bag of candy corn, you pour it in the trash, and go get a Reese Cup.


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[Assistant] No, he said, open it, throw the candy corn in the trash and go get you a racy cup.