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[Assistant] It was awful, and I felt so bad, and I made an apology video the same day it came out, and I was like, I don't know why I was like that, I tried to like, I just was trying to be tough I guess, I still felt like I'd attacked someone.


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[Assistant] No, and I, I issued an apology in the, in the video after, and uhm, yeaah, I don't know, I literally don't know who it was, everyone in the comments like, Trisha's so nasty, and I was-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it literally just feels like, it's like an autopilot where I'm just like, I don't even know what I'm saying. Like, in the moment, I literally feel like I shouldn't be doing this, I sound like a bitch, this is not who I am, and I just like go, no, probably not.


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[Assistant] I feel horrible, I do apologize for being so nasty, like, from the pill thing, cause I know how that feels and I apologize. Thank you. For not, for trying to be tough and badass and talking about Ila and everything, I always feel bad, like I feel bad about it when it's not in joking mode when it wasn't when you triggered me, I felt bad.


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[Assistant] When I was like, good luck trying to get your wife pregnant, like it was just a mean thing, I don't know what it was and I'm sorry and I, I, I feel bad, like that's not me.


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[Assistant] No, I know. No, I felt bad. It's just like in that moment I felt attacked again. I do forgive you. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's what you think about being nude sometimes. Right? You think it's your fault.


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[Assistant] Are somebody's aunt somebody tested for COVID and I was like, well, go get tested right now. You guys are like the king and queen of getting tested in 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] Me and uh, Moses were at Free People in Manhattan Beach and we walked in and they're supposed to wear free people outfits and she was wearing a tiny fresh outfit, the employee, and I'm like, aren't you supposed to be wearing free people? She was like, oh, I try to sneak in.


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[Assistant] Well, it's more free like hippie free. That's like, they're like a hippie vibe. Like that's their free people.


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[Assistant] I wanna go, I heard about it on your, on the other podcast. Right, right. And I was like, oh I wanna go there. I was gonna go to Croatia. Okay.


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[Assistant] You eat and talk, that's what the mukbang is.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? It's a Korean word. There's no, there's no separation of the words. It's mukbang.


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[Assistant] So you look skinny. Kind of iconic. This is good though, you did good on mistake.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm so out of it. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] First of all, I didn't know the extremity of Hitler. I just like, I didn't know, I didn't even know what it was, really. I just knew it was a Jew thing. And I didn't really understand what it was until we watched Schindler's List. Half of Schindler's List. Half of Schindler's List. Well I had to stop, because I didn't realize, I didn't realize what it was. I just knew it was a Jew thing, lots of Jews died.


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[Assistant] You're like my rich brother that I come to visit and they feed me.


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[Assistant] It's a huge Netflix thing right now. You didn't hear about it. They use like found footage of like


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[Assistant] Uuuh. You like pickles? I hate pickles, but I'll eat it, but I hate them.


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[Assistant] Well, I think we made it wrong.


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[Assistant] What is this baby? This is California Roll.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, today's friend of me is sponsored by friend, not enemy of the show, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve dot com. You can get anything.


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[Assistant] Use the code H3 at checkout. If you use the code, you'll get 50% off any single item plus free shipping if you are in the U.S. and Canada. And what's super special about this podcast code H3 as you can't get with any other influencer is you get ten


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[Assistant] I actually help with eating disorders. People who don't want to eat alone.


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[Assistant] This is our favorite place to go. Me and Melissa, we go here on our dates tub.


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[Assistant] And he eats the hot dogs too sometimes, but he likes the olive cheese better. Wait.


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[Assistant] You guys don't get very personal, like I watch your podcast, and it's always like you complaining about politics, I'm worried about COVID, and that's it. It's never like, oh, today we, you know, had sex in, you know, the playroom or something, you know? It's never like, personal.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna do Hanukkah on this show? Are we gonna give each other, like, gifts for Hanukkah?


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[Assistant] I think I got further. Where's my lipstick? Oh, I thought my lipstick was gonna hit it.


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[Assistant] You need to be like in the car eating hot food. You don't do it like here. Ugh.


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[Assistant] If he's middle eastern, I saw people- What? How is that rude?


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[Assistant] You know TikTok comes for me because I think I'm being like, mean to Jews. Yeah, you are.


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[Assistant] Thank you! Well actually it's very Schitt's Creek inspired, Moira Rose. I have a Schitt's Creek, which is not a costume. But by the way, for Christmas I am wearing a costume.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was here. Can we have a frenemies hoodie, like a pink and black one?


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[Assistant] I feel like this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna get offered like a spot like Reedus and Kelly and you're gonna just bring someone else.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm probably gonna step in the right direction for people trying to like, see that I'm sincere.


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[Assistant] I know, that's the, that's the thing about depression, it just, it happens when everything's going good, you still feel like shit.


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[Assistant] Right. That's kind of on par with what my therapist tells me. He tells me I'm so used to chaos. And he's like, you're comfortable in chaos. So when things are calm and good, you just want to create chaos.


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[Assistant] Just me, it's always one-sided because Moses is so calm, he's the worst person to fight with because he's just so... I'm like, just leave! He's like, okay. That's annoying, right? Elis is the same.


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[Assistant] They're just chill with whatever you want. They're like, alright. That's awful.


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[Assistant] I know, fuck, I'm, I don't- Unless you mean it. No, I think I love-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he's like, okay, I'll just leave. And then I wanted to fight more, but he already left.


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[Assistant] And then he went back to his place last night. That was the first night we slept alone in three months and I was really sad and that's why I'm really depressed.


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[Assistant] I'm like the habanero on top, riding the dick. I hope I don't fall off.


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[Assistant] He once DM'd a fake girl that he never met that was a catfish that we found out was catfishing him with fake photos. She was actually a big fat bitch from Chicago and was catfishing him as a skinny supermodel. And he texted her,


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[Assistant] Well, it lives in my head, like I talked to my therapist about it, about the blowjob comment about him saying my pussy was soupy.


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[Assistant] Two by her and one by one of your fans, the other, the chick that watches your, the other 300 pound catfish from, that watches your show from Northern California.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's fine. Okay. I was like, I had my...


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[Assistant] No, because he has proven time, I've always told him, I was always up front, hey, I'm sleeping with somebody, I'm doing this before we start dating. He was always like, I talk to no girls, I never talk to girls that way. All of a sudden, I wanna put my nose in your pussy, Trisha's pussy stinks, can't wait to fuck you, wanna cuddle you, this could be you, this little fucking kitten in my arms, like he's doing all these sex, oh, here's my boob shot, that's what he texted a girl, he was- You both said a boob shot?


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[Assistant] Cause I can't get past it and I did, I have talked to therapists about it and I literally can't get past it and I'm just like, it sucks, it sucks. Cause it sticks in my head and it's like the worst thing ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that I can't control my eating and like all this stuff, like really personal stuff he told people. He's like, yeah, she has issues with food, she's high, she's obsessed with me. Like, it's like crazy shit that sticks in my head and like, I wanna get past it cause I have so much fun with Moses, I love him so much and it's just like...


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[Assistant] I can't get past it, like I just, it's like the first time in my life where I like, I don't want to have sex with someone because I'm just like, oh, he thinks my pussy stinks, oh, he thinks I have an issue with food, like.


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[Assistant] It's one thing to say it, like, inspired on a podcast because my feelings are hurt, so I'm like, well, fuck him, he can't even eat pussy. But like, it's one thing to say it privately, like, what if I DM'd you privately, and I was like, oh wow, Moses has a cheesy cock, like, it's so disgusting.


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[Assistant] I just, I've never said anything like nasty like that privately about him, like and not even publicly, I never said anything nasty like about him, like his looks or his appearance or anything.


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[Assistant] It just sucks cause I'm so like, I have so much hate in me still, like hate for him and it sucks cause I don't want to be that way.


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[Assistant] I really wanna try and let it go cause like Moses is like the best person on paper, he's calm, he has his own job, he likes me, he's into me, like I like him, like it's perfect, but that's why I am trying to let it go. It's not like I wanna hold onto this.


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[Assistant] I don't think so because I really do talk to therapists and like I don't think it is in this because I really want it to work out.


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[Assistant] So I don't, I, I, I hope not. I just like, if it's something I really can't get over, I don't want to have this. Like when he shows me a TikTok, I'm like, it sucks, you know, cause I just want him to feel like hurt too. You know what I mean? Like I want him to have a bruised ego, like I have a bruised ego and that's like not healthy for him either.


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[Assistant] I feel like I'd quit the podcast if we broke up. Like I almost quit today.


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[Assistant] I don't want to see, you know, she looks like Moses. What?


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[Assistant] Cause it would have been so weird. One, it's just weird anyways. I hate coming here before the podcast. It's so awkward. You're the most, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You're just so unwelcoming. And that's why I need Moses here so I can go hide. And I told him, I was like, can you just go hide with me somewhere? Because this is so awkward.


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[Assistant] We better go, Dan's gonna have a hernia over there if we go over 30, an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] Maybe just cut a couple podcasts. No, why? They're not all bangers.


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[Assistant] Then he wouldn't be stressed about this podcast. That's amazing. It gets over a million views every episode to go to content court, which is great if that's your passion project. But at the same time, let's focus on what makes money.


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[Assistant] You would do it. You'd want to be on your podcast on the h3 one.


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[Assistant] How come H3 has more clout than Frenemies? Everybody wants to be on that podcast, why don't people want to be on ours?


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[Assistant] A little sexist to have them in the clothing department and not the podcast department.


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[Assistant] Do you think I'm catfishing in my phone case? Does that look like me or do you think it's catfish?


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[Assistant] Should we do a live pregnancy test if I'm a week late? I was a week late once and I thought I was pregnant. I was so sad.


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[Assistant] When humanity has crumbled and fallen into the sea, you know, when earthquakes and volcanoes ravage our planet, scholars will look back and remember the Frenemies podcast as the only


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[Assistant] Lasting vestige of humanity that matters. Today, I bring you that show. Me, Ethan Klein, and my co-host, Trisha Paytas.


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[Assistant] Well, you- YouTube is really lenient on- on shit talk or however you wanna call it. Because they're- because YouTube understands that we're all public figures. YouTube is very pro- free speech. They really only step in if it's like-


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[Assistant] Way over the line, like, with Leafy, he made like, you know, over ten videos in the course of two weeks about one person, and they erased his channel.


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[Assistant] Well, the thing with Belle is that I think she's in, she's, she's beyond what I can help.


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[Assistant] Well, her videos are, I mean, I don't think she should have been banned, but her videos are super suggestive. I mean, she was always pushing the line of, of...


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[Assistant] I'm surprised that they just banned her though and didn't give her any warnings or anything because she's not a bad actor. She just shows some tits and ass and we'd love that.


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[Assistant] Uh, she would, she, well she was in like a really thin thong where you could basically see, like, everything.


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[Assistant] I have a feeling that there's been a lot of blowback and I'm hoping that she'll get her channel back, but uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, but I have- I think Wendy will- I call her Wendy because she farted that one time. So I- I love Wendy.


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[Assistant] She's Wendy, cause she passed out on song tv. I think she's a f- I think she's a horrible human being.


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[Assistant] Vain and empty and the shit she talks about and obsesses over is just so vapid and disgusting. But that's not it, she's done shit like, you know, when she outed, was it Method Man's wife for having cancer?


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[Assistant] No, it's not, it's not that she talks, I mean, you know, there's plenty of people that do that, it's the way she does it, it's like, I just don't like it.


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[Assistant] Well yea, because she ripped ass hardcore, and then she went on a whole tour trying to explain it, like, being like, I didn't fart, it was someone backstage, but she clearly farted.


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[Assistant] Okay, so here she is ripping ass on live TV. So you tell me what she- and look how she slumped over, like she's obviously trying to pass.


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[Assistant] She literally did like episodes and all this shipping, like I did not, like Bill Clinton was like, I did not have, I did not fart on television. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Monal Kowinski, we already have her, uh, lined up. She's lined up.


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[Assistant] Before we get into that, teddyfresh.com Black Friday sale. This hoodie that I'm wearing, you can get for 50% off at teddyfresh.com Black Friday sale.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, so, it started with, uh, uh, uh, what's her name, uh, Charlie DiMiglio, who, they, she, first of all, you weren't the first person to call her out, but let's just, let's just give context. Uhm, she had a dinner.


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[Assistant] Let's watch this clip. Let's watch this clip. This is your reaction to the video that a lot of people are reacting to.


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[Assistant] Now can I, I wanna set this up, okay, with as much clarity as possible.


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[Assistant] First of all, he, he makes a comment in that clip saying, if you eat it, it gives you good luck and prosperity, which indicates that what he's serving her is gross. And it's meant to be like a challenge. As I understand it, she has this, okay, so but then she, her spitting it out isn't her being rude to the chef. He knew that he was grossing her out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe they missed the mark a little bit, but like the amount of shit they were getting I thought was way over the top.


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[Assistant] But you weren't the first one, I saw tons of people before I saw yours, and my initial reaction was like, what though? Why are you giving this poor girl such a hard time?


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[Assistant] Oh come on, it's not a true color thing. She's just a girl who dances. Nobody said she's a saint or an angel. She's a girl who dances and got like absurdly famous on TikTok. Nobody said that she's fucking, you know, Saint John the Divine. She's just a girl.


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[Assistant] I wanted to do one where I just step to the side the whole time.


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[Assistant] Okay, well she's a 16 year old girl. It's hard, listen, it's hard for anybody to process this. She's still new to like internet fame, let's be honest. She's not been around as long as me and you.


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[Assistant] And she's only 16 years old, so it's very stressful, and I'm sure that she feels really bad, so, you know, I understand why she'd be like, hey Trisha, fuck you, because-


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[Assistant] Well, bad editing, you can blame bad editing, but the way she, she, the way she exp- okay, whatever.


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[Assistant] I agree, but they're just, I think, yea, I agree with you, but they're just, they're, they're su- Dude, you know, it takes, it takes a lot of time on the internet and a lot of maturity, which they don't have yet.


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[Assistant] Okay, hold on, you're getting ahead of yourself. There's a lot to cover. Let's finish this.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I'm just covering my hair. Here, Trisha, this is how it's done.


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[Assistant] But, I agree in that, what you're saying is right, if they, I think if they would have just ignored, by the way, her subs are already going up, she's like, she's like undefeated, she's ready, she's already crossed a hundred billion. A hundred billion? A hundred million.


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[Assistant] Well, it's true that she is, you know, the biggest pers- person on TikTok, so it's a big target.


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[Assistant] What if we hide him in the wall and then we secretly, he comes, he, we could dress, we could like paint him so he melds into the wall and then he'll step forward and be like, TIME!


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[Assistant] Oh, that's it? Okay. So, there you go. I was like, oh. He tried to dupe her into eating a snail.


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[Assistant] It is, because everybody and you are like, these girls are so ungrateful and they're so disrespectful to the chef because they're gagging and spitting out food, but the whole point of the bit was that he was trying to gross them out.


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[Assistant] You were able to take that candle. What, was it a girthy candle or like a thin candle?


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[Assistant] Exactly, he's committing a crime against you. He can't, he can't make you consent against concealing what's potentially a sexual assault.


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[Assistant] But that doesn't mean that he can commit an illegal act on you. It's like, hey, I'm down for everything. Okay, but I saw your arm off. You know what I mean? That's still a crime.


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[Assistant] No, it just went down the wrong path. Write that book, for real. I'll be number one bestseller. Cause there's so much juice in there, boy. Let's go.


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[Assistant] I don't think it was by design, I think they were trying to prank her and then they didn't anticipate the reaction.


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[Assistant] Okay, so now this is when they go to war with you. And it starts with Charlie, uh, making this video saying, Trisha's very mean, she's a bitch, she said, she said, she's like, Trisha is a bitch.


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[Assistant] Come on, we have to, we have to archive this. This is internet lore.


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[Assistant] Well, and her, she, you're not, you've not been nice to her, she's right about that.


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[Assistant] I think in her mind, I'm just gonna, I'm trying to play on her side here, cause I do think, like, she's 16, she's not very mature, and she's really hurt because people are dogpiling, people are unfollowing her on TikTok, and she's just, she's, it's a lot to process, and so she sees you as the avatar of this whole movement, and she says, fuck you!


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[Assistant] You apologize, you're like, it's done. But then all of a sudden, Hi sister! Sister snatch!


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[Assistant] I don't think he's a troll, I think he's like an- well, again, I'm not- I can't diagnose him, but he's got- he's got, you know, a big ego, and he's- and he's very-


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[Assistant] This Charlie situation does NOT sit right with me! Is that good or?


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[Assistant] 100 million followers in one year, and y'all- he's got kind of a deep voice too, it's like, 100 million followers in one year, and y'all expect her to know how to be a perfect role model?


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[Assistant] So, I feel like his tweet was fine. I feel like these are all good points to make that I agree with. But the feels familiar part is like, okay, good. Okay, victim. Yeah, I agree with that. Perpetual victim.


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[Assistant] Feels familiar, sister. Sister snatch.


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[Assistant] Okay, so sister snatch, and then you respond to James, which of course you have to because fuck James Charles, am I right?


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[Assistant] Okay, you buried it, you apologized, and now James got to insert himself into the drama and make up all about James Charles.


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[Assistant] By the way, this whole relationship he has with her, like, being a mentor is nice and good, but when he's having her promote his merch and stuff, then it feels a little...


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[Assistant] That's really interesting. I think you're right. I mean, don't put her in your merch campaign.


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[Assistant] Okay, so hold on, hold on, hold on, now Trisha before you comment, somebody pointed this out and I just have to, in the sake of fairness, you have made a bunch of videos with uh, JoJo.


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[Assistant] What the fuck is up with their fa- wait, so not only you but David and Jason were there and her parents were there? What?!


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[Assistant] You don't need to quantify that. You shouldn't leave your young daughter alone with three adults.


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[Assistant] So lemme, lemme, I was gonna say, well maybe he's friends with his sister?


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[Assistant] But hold on, because if you go to the classroom drop, her sister's not in the photo shoot. Of course not. It's just Charlie. And she's front and center, by the way. Front and center. She's like, the main focus of the photo shoot with them. Of course. They're best friends.


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[Assistant] No, I think, I think first of all, you did a collab with her. James is like, is like using this girl to promote merch and like with her all the time.


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[Assistant] Why did you stay at her house when her parents weren't there? It was so odd. Sorry.


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[Assistant] There's a lot. Yea, there's plenty there that could fuck him up. So, James responds to you. Let's fucking get into the...


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[Assistant] Let's see, playback speed, uhm, let's do 75%.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Wait, hold on. AB, did she call him a groomer? Cause I-


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[Assistant] Yeah, grooming indicates you're prepping them for like...


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[Assistant] Look, he's like, basically he's just being like, you know what, you're a bitch, fuck you.


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[Assistant] I wish I was a chubby black woman who sang in a barbershop style acapella group.


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[Assistant] Oh, so this is the worst. He took a random photo of someone in public and posted it to his Twitter feed. That's insane. He said, what the hell, this is not okay. Like that is super, that is super fucking crazy to just call out some random person. I don't see what's wrong with their hairstyle. It's just a bun?


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[Assistant] Okay, so he, so he quote tweeted somebody saying, hmm, some of us have chronic pain and other disabilities and have no other choice but to walk slow. If I walk fast, I'll collapse and then you'll have to walk around a sobbing mess. He quote tweeted that and said, this was the most annoying tweet of the century. Why?


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[Assistant] I agree, that's what I'm saying, he shouldn't be calling anyone out for being racist. For something small like, singing, you know, that's like, you saying the n-word when you're singing a song is something, let's face it, we've all done in private at one point in our time. So for him to call you out for that is like, super silly.


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[Assistant] If you're a white guy, you might not want to call your Mexican friend your slave. What was the- I'd love to know the context of that.


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[Assistant] A-B, A-B, can you look that one up? Yea, I'm on it.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what that is. It's like, she's not, she's not part of your life, you don't know her.


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[Assistant] You know what's funny, whenever we put out a new, uh, release on, uh, Teddy Fresh, the comments are always, uhm, James, uh, sneak peek of James Stroud's next collection.


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[Assistant] No, but she's right. That's what I meant when I said you guys are both racist in the same way. You're not really.


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[Assistant] So your, so your evidence that you're not racist is that you're on Big Brother.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. We're covering all this shit. We warned everyone. This is gonna be a 10 hour episode.


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[Assistant] And again, I'm not, I'm not saying anything about the family, I'm just, it's mostly a comment about James being a fucking dumbass.


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[Assistant] No, but James Star- I mean, Jeffree Star is the type of dude to hire an assassin.


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[Assistant] I think he was talking about, yea I think he was talking about you and me.


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[Assistant] Oh, someone said, oh maybe it was James who said, and be responsible for the people around you.


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[Assistant] So, Jeffrey gets involved, then Trisha calls out Charlie's parents, and James Charles, the fucking, the chapters go on.


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[Assistant] I'm just asking, I'm not crushing you. But I'm sure you were crushing it, like holy god.


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[Assistant] But were you kind of excited when James responded because you were like, views all day, let's go.


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[Assistant] 400 million in the last seven days. That is insane.


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[Assistant] Wait, hold on, hold on. As of today, you have 3.8 mill- Your followers have been insane, too. How do you- How do I see how many followers you get every day?


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[Assistant] Well yea, well no, but I mean, it's all, it's good money, it's real money.


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[Assistant] That's, that's really good money though. I mean it's money in the bank.


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[Assistant] Okay, so anyway, uhm, I feel like you've stretched it a little thin here, I'll be honest with you. But then Dixie responds- Okay, so then-


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[Assistant] Dixie and Charles take note. Don't feed the troll.


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[Assistant] But your videos, I think that your videos were getting a lot of views.


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[Assistant] No, but you don't say that word anymore. It's derogatory. No, I know, but I'm not trying to be politically correct.


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[Assistant] You could call it slow, but if you use the R word, it's rude. I apologize.


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[Assistant] Okay, stop. Wait, let me focus. You're like everywhere. I'm trying to fucking tell a story here and we're talking about Tyler Oakley.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you've got people like James Charles says, get her. Tanimoji said, oh my god. She didn't say, she said, oh my god. You said she said something else.


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[Assistant] Wait, so these girls do this dance, they've done it a bunch of times, where they dance to a song saying the n-word and then they do this...


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[Assistant] Okay, so let's work through this, cause this is like a fucking bible. I mean, come on. Tricia responds, saying the sound. Okay, so then, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, Dixie responds, Tricia responds, where the fuck am I? Dixie responds with the TikToks of her dancing. We saw that. Tricia responds, we saw this.


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[Assistant] Trisha, now you share a video of them saying the n-word which is, which appears to be fake. Dude. So you kinda did fake news here.


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[Assistant] Look at the comments, they didn't even say it, quit Trish. I'm dead, they didn't even say it.


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[Assistant] You're obsessed, oh my god. They didn't even say it. Girl, you are obsessed at this point. They didn't even say it, lol. She really trying to cancel them? They didn't even say it, laugh my ass off, Trish. She didn't say it, hahaha. Give it up, sis, you're done forever. They didn't even say it. Etc, etc.


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[Assistant] So Charlie apparently responded, here. Uh, oh. Trisha shares video that claims Charlie and Dixie said that Edward Charlie addressed the clip in her Instagram. Sorry, she clapped back on you.


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[Assistant] She said, if you would like to see the video of Dixie and I dancing with the actual sound, feel free to check it out on- Wait, you responded!


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Just thought I would repost the video. If you would like, so anyway, they're like, we didn't say it.


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[Assistant] Tricia, but so, Tricia tweeted, couldn't care less about Charlie and her racist leech of assist- oh, let me open this. Man, we're getting to the end of this, guys.


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[Assistant] This kind of unrelated, but like the next day he told this girl, don't have children, please. Cause she said, which, you know, she said she doesn't want her boy wearing a, or her young son wearing a dress, which, you know.


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[Assistant] There's so much more shit here, but I like, I'm, I'm just don't, I'm like, I'm kinda over it. Karina said, imagine talking about 16, Mary said good morning to everyone but Trisha.


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[Assistant] The day after she called out the Amelia Trisha- Oh, can you see? Oh, Liza, you talk shit on Liza.


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[Assistant] No, I wanted to talk about all of it. But okay, so here's my- here's Ethan's final thoughts. If I can be so bold.


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[Assistant] Okay, Charlie, I think got dog. Okay, you know what, I saw a lot of people making a good point about this situation.


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[Assistant] A lot of the young men influencers who are popular, like Bryce Hall or whoever the fuck that is, he gets in literal fights with people, beats up random people, and people get over that real quick. Where Charlie acts a little bit stubborn and stuck up in a video where she spits out gross food, and all of a sudden people are unsubbing from her. I mean...


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[Assistant] The poor girl is catching way more shit than she deserves. That being said, she's a public figure and this kind of shit happens as part of the game, as part of the- as part of the media churn, like she's the biggest TikToker, she's a huge celebrity, and so people like you, self admittedly, wanna get in on the action, wanna get views, right?


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[Assistant] And you're, yeaah, and you're honest about it, which is good, but uhm,


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[Assistant] Actually, I think you were honest about it, and I actually have to say, after reviewing everything, I think you were fair. And I think the problem came up when Dixie and James came out to Woodworks with some bullshit.


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[Assistant] But Dixie and James crossed the line, and then they went to war with, with Trisha Paytas, who is, uh, she, Trisha Paytas is like, uhm,


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[Assistant] It's like, you think you should be able to beat them, but they just fucking, they're gorillas, they hide, they don't play by the rules, and you just, and you just get stuck in the rice fields and the bogs and the jungle, and by the time, by the time you have so many casualties and you're so over it, you just wanna go home, and nobody wins in the end.


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[Assistant] Well, I think influencers, I think the longevity of an influencer has a lot to do with how they handle criticism. Cause I think every influencer that rises to the top goes through a period where everybody turns on them.


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[Assistant] And it depends on how they get through that, their longevity. It happens to everybody. And it's very, very difficult. And it's very, very hard. And it's just awful. You feel awful. It's exhausting. So I think, you know, she's being tested for the first time. And it's very difficult.


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[Assistant] I mean, PewDiePie went through it, crazy, Shane is going through it now, literally everybody, everybody. I've been through it, a lot.


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[Assistant] And I'm like a phoenix. I'm more beautiful than I ever was. No, I'm kidding. People hate me. They still hate me, but it's okay.


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[Assistant] Is that your age? That would be super Anna Nicole Smith if you married him.


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[Assistant] Disrespectful. There's no greater sign of respect than this whole world.


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[Assistant] So you're over the Jew- so you leave the man, you leave the religion?


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[Assistant] Oh, you mean all this shit talk? Well, this stuff doesn't matter. It's just you beefing with random creatures.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Medusa turns you to stone. You're the Hydra.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think Dennis Rahman's that interesting or conversationalist.


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[Assistant] Okay guys, we'll see you next week. Thanks for watching, and happy Thanksgiving, right?


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[Assistant] Dixie- Dixie would totally show up in a pilgrim outfit.


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[Assistant] I was saying that sometimes people will say really mean stuff not to your face because you're not supposed to see that stuff. And the fact that you guys are obsessing over reading everything, you always say you're reading all of his chats. It's just really unhealthy. It's not going to end well if you want to or not, because it's not meant for you to read.


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[Assistant] Welcome to Frenemies. They said it wouldn't last and we're on episode number 17. Really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think it worked. I think they all were like popping, but now that he's done vlogging and he's like just a twitcher, everyone is like fucked because no one's getting any views and like, ah fuck, what the fuck. And everyone's like pissed that David doesn't vlog, like, can you vlog so we can like be a part of something? And he's like, no, I'm just gonna Twitch.


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[Assistant] I told you of my issue with him when he was, when I was in the vlog squad or whatever, they were friends with him and he's another misogynist that will not look you in the eyes if you're a female, talks over you, he never once like looks me in the eyes, never, never like talked to me, always talked to Jason, if Jason was talking about me he would just ignore it, keep moving, like I wasn't even there, but multiple times, he's misogynistic, anyways what about him?


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[Assistant] Wait, can I put my music video up today? My music video, 2005, by Sadboy2005, our debut album is out now. It is an homage to Bowling for Soup's 1985. We pay homage to bands of 2005, including Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, MCR,


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[Assistant] Blink away too. Don't come from me. I know they were in the 90s, but they had a greatest hits album in 2005 and we want to recreate a scene. And it's a good video. And also sadboy2005.com. You can get merch. We hope.


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[Assistant] This is my emo band. It'll be out tomorrow, like 5. So we're like an emo, emo band of 2005. Do you know? Yeah, you're old enough. Okay, cool.


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[Assistant] That's the social repose. He applied to my dating show, The Bachelorette.


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[Assistant] I like actually could cry, but I'm not going to, so let's just move on honestly, cause wow, I'm like.


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[Assistant] And then it has my favorite lyrics along, goodnight from the music video we recreated at the end, which is Helena. And it's just so, he's just so powerful, like the way he like sings and like the words, like what he wrote, I just, like three cheers for sweet revenge was like,


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[Assistant] The only reason I survived 2005, like, I just, I love him so much, and I was offered to go see- Oh god, it's gonna make me emotional.


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[Assistant] I was offered to go see him last 2019, December 2019. They did their first comeback show in like 15 years or whatever, like 10 years. And I didn't go because I was like too nervous to even meet him. Like I didn't even want to be in the same breathing space as him.


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[Assistant] He's my favorite person. I bought all four nights to the forum. They were supposed to be on tour this year. And that was going to be front row. I went, I had all tickets to every single show in 2020. We're getting it like, we get like, they're hopefully going to do it in 2021, but I went to, I bought tickets for every single show, Boston, Austin, like all the shows they were going to bet Houston, sorry, not Austin.


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[Assistant] That's who I'm cosplaying today from the Danger Days era. I really love Gerard. He's my inspiration. Do you want to see that I look like him? Or no, you don't care.


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[Assistant] This is the look that I was going for today. Don't you think I kinda look like him?


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[Assistant] I don't have much stuff to plug ever. This next week is my only things I have going for me. Okay. I love this Teddy Fresh Care Bear collab. I just want to see this.


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[Assistant] What if we like, if you purchase, we'll go like a little David Dobrik route, if you purchase, like it'd be like a golden ticket, if you get the golden ticket, we'll show up in person to deliver your teddy fresh to you.


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[Assistant] I think like, random lottery. Like on the screen is a golden ticket.


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[Assistant] It's not, no, my, it's in, it's uhm, it's not my thyroid, it's my soft tissue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's bigger than two centimeters, so I have to go get it, uhm, like, what's it called, biopsied?


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[Assistant] I think I'm gonna go to the hospital, like for real, this was like maybe like, it started like two months ago and I was like, I, I could not catch my breath and like you laid down and you're just like, oh, so uhm.


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[Assistant] No, that's also triggering though. That'd be also awful. It's so triggering because then it's like when people congratulate you for like weight loss, like I got skinny like after I tried to commit suicide in the mental hospital like in 2019. So I was getting everyone's like, wow, you look so great. Meanwhile, I was like on high on like methadone for like three months straight. You know what I mean? And it's just like, but then you just think you should continue doing that because that's the only way I was like skinny. So it's just like, just like,


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[Assistant] You know, like, I don't know, it's like not an insult, it's not the biggest insult in the world, it's just like, trigger-y.


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[Assistant] I was impressed that they got the one I liked, like the brand I liked, like, that's my brand. Wow!


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[Assistant] I eat salads for dinner like three nights a week. Like I try my best, but then when this happens, I'm like fuck it. I'm just gonna get Domino's later. I was gonna eat a salad tonight, but I was like fuck it.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not so much a pretend, it's like a cosplay. I mean, I cosplay Maui from Moana, doesn't mean I'm him, you know what I mean? It's like a cosplay Elvis, I'm not Elvis.


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[Assistant] It wasn't like that funny, I wore this shirt originally in a mukbang where I had no makeup on, like I wasn't trying to be funny, I just like this shirt because I love dominoes, but it's like BAM merch, it's like wearing Teddy Fresh, My Chemical Romance, like you know what I mean, it's like


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[Assistant] Someone sent me their blue shirt. Uhm, this guy on TikTok sent me his blue shirt.


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[Assistant] I picked up my mom one time to go to the hospital, and this was around Christmas time, and I had just eaten Chick-fil-A, but my mom was like,


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[Assistant] Literally about to die, so I was like, aw shit, I gotta go get my mom. So I had the Chick-fil-A in my passenger seat, and I'm waiting for my mom, she lives in like an apartment complex, and I have my doors open, and the guy looks in and sees the Chick-fil-A, I'm like, he's like, oh, for Chris? And I was like, what? Like, I'm waiting for my mom. I was like, no. He's like, Chick-fil-A, Postmates, that's my order. I was like, no!


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[Assistant] No, but Domino's a contactless, meaning you can't touch hands, you can't, you can't grab the box from the guy, he has to put it down, they have like a little thing that they put down on the ground for you.


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[Assistant] Like, you can't just grab it from someone's hand anymore, because it's contactless, you know, COVID.


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[Assistant] Wow, but this is how I'm just so not like I don't consider myself a comedian cuz it's like to me that's like not funny. I tell him this all the time, don't try and be funny cuz like he's funnier when you don't try and be funny. Bro, you literally made a video.


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[Assistant] I didn't watch it, but then I sent the screenshot to my security guard just to like, be safe because I- I was like, this is like, weird energy.


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[Assistant] I watched the full video, whatever, because someone else was telling me about it, and so I watched the full video, then at the end, that's when he's like, I'm gonna like...


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[Assistant] I just screenshotted that and sent it to my security guard, and then my security guard was like, and he's not like this, my security guard, I sent him pictures in the past, he's like, ah, that could be the guy, I don't think it's him, like he was like, oh my god, he was here twice, he had his car, everything.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and like again, it just kind of like, it freaked me out because I was home alone, Moses slept at nine, he wasn't coming back until like six o'clock at night, and I was like home alone, so I was like, I started having a panic attack, and then I remember him showing me that video of him like beating up that woman at like six legs, like just, and like bragging about that, and then all of a sudden I was like, oh my god, and then, you know, you start getting like paranoid or whatever, so I was having like a really big,


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, like saying like, yeah, it was bad.


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[Assistant] Keep in mind like the Vegas trip where this initially happened with me and Jeffrey and that stuff, like this was after, they said some horrible shit about like, to jump off and like,


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[Assistant] Okay, so this guy is the original one who told me all the shit that they talked behind my back and like showed me videos and all that stuff. And I was like, hey, I don't want to be involved. Cause I was like trying to protect Jeffrey. I was scared of Jeffrey. I was trying to protect him because Shane was his friend. Like I was trying to do all that stuff, but that guy from the beginning, he has DMs for me where I said, don't involve me. I'm scared of Jeffrey. And like he anyways.


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[Assistant] He told me, another guy, Oscar, said he doesn't mind if I say his name, Oscar Wilde, who was on that trip, he's tattooed, he also confirmed it, and also said other stuff that Jeffrey continued, so, the reason I didn't accept Jeffrey's apology is because he continued to talk shit, and said I was on drugs, said I was on heroin to this guy, Oscar, like, different people have said this, and of course, yeaah, he confirms it here, which is something I know-


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[Assistant] And also like, it just, it, I just left early. It was just like a lot. And then hair by Jay specifically, like we had worked together before, but he also just did Chrissy Teigen's hair, Kendall Jenner, like he does high profile people, so to like show my phone number, it was just really weird.


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[Assistant] Well, but here's the thing, I never had an issue, and I'll tell you why he made this video. So I didn't really have an issue with him, the only thing was is he overcharged me when I came back up until the trip. I asked him for these wig prices, and he's like, first he said Jeffrey's taking care of it, but then I didn't want to like rely on that, so I'm like, can you just tell me how much? Never gave me a price, never gave me a price. I'm like, how much? How much are the wigs?


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[Assistant] Never gave him a price. He didn't give me a price because he was always saying, Jeffrey's taking care of it, whatever. Again, I don't expect it. I even offered for the pay for the hotel room, the jet, everything. Anyways, long story short.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna say no, because people pay that rate. Kendall Jenner, Jeffery Star, they pay that rate. I mean, for me, I get, like,


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[Assistant] Oh, but Jeffrey didn't cover it, even though the text message says he did, whatever. It didn't matter, and that was my whole point. So when he asked me, I was like, oh, I can transfer it, but at this time I had two different bank accounts, I'm like, I have to wait until tomorrow to transfer it. He, like, blew up my phone, constantly like, are you sending the money, are you sending the money? The next day was President's Day, so it didn't go through, and he got, he was, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] Regardless, I paid him, on Tuesday, $4,000, he overcharged me by $1,000 and I paid him and that was it, that was nothing yet.


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[Assistant] This was brought up because in a mukbang recently that I did, because you know, we had talked about Jeffree on the show, and I was like, maybe I was like, too hard on him, because Shane is in my ear telling me, Jeffree's all alone, he's so sad, he has nobody, and so I'm like, aw fuck, maybe I'm like, too hard on him, you know what I mean, on Jeffree. So in the mukbang, I'm like, rationalizing this, I know, I'm like, I know Jeffree comes from like, a hard background, like all this stuff.


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[Assistant] And I said, you know, on the Vegas trip maybe was like, you know, he's just, you know, he's so used to getting bullied, he bullied me or whatever.


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[Assistant] And so I'm trying to rationalize this in my head. I said, but the only thing that kind of bothered me, I didn't say his name, I said, the person doing our wigs overcharged me. That's all I said.


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[Assistant] I didn't call him out, I didn't say his name, I wasn't even mad. I was like, it just kinda felt weird, it like rubbed me the wrong way after I asked him so many times, whatever. Uhm, and that's all I said. And then I saw this, he did right after, and this huge like 38 minute live.


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[Assistant] And I just saw a little bit until I saw like the, and then I watched the full thing on Friday when I made the video, and it just like, triggered me all over again, just cause like-


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[Assistant] He's like 35 or 36, he's older than me. And Jay too, Jay's like 36, this guy's like not young.


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[Assistant] And then I have horrible skin. Jay criticizes me because I said I was going to wear my natural hair out and I didn't need to do my wig because we were running late. And he's like, oh my, he was like mocking me because I was like fine with wearing my natural hair. He's like she had, she had nasty ass hair. I was like, it's so weird.


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[Assistant] All of a sudden, his makeup artist, Boomkac, who I don't know or anything like that, he texts me, Oh babe, I have your blunts, yeah, I've had it in my car for months, like can I, can I uber it to you?


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[Assistant] Well did you see Jeffrey tweeted that he goes good morning to everyone except the guy who used to do my hair. So obviously, but you know, this comes from, I know they talk about this shit, cause like him insulting me by renting my house and not buying it, which I-


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[Assistant] That's like, I always keep saying this when I say it's like double shit. It's like when you sell yourself for money or views, it's like that to me is so gross and I would never would do it. I never would do it. I think it's nasty. I think this is the kind of shit that comes out from it and it like incites stuff like heat. It's just, it's bad. It's bad energy. I felt really bad energy after all this. I was like, ooh, this does not feel good.


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[Assistant] That I've, like, protected him. For bullying you? Yeaah. For, like, defi- Like, yeaah, I don't honor- that- what? Like-


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[Assistant] That's literally what I felt, and I was just like, it was just, I go to Bora Bora first class, France first class, like Greece, I pay for all those trips, like I don't need this trip to Vegas, like that's very...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he was just in like Wyoming with him, you know, like a few days prior, like he's like, this is someone that's close in his circle. It's like, and Jeffrey originally was like somewhat defending him until he got more backlash and then he's like, okay, now he's gonna be fine.


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[Assistant] So, okay, so again, this goes, throws back to them saying like, Jeffrey's taking care of your wigs and all that stuff, so like, he was like, I'll do, like, I'll do your wig, and I was like, if there's no time, don't worry, because in my head-


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[Assistant] Yeah, well there's definitely something wrong with my skin now. My skin then, I mean, I was, I, and Jeffrey knew this, and everyone knew this, so that's that.


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[Assistant] And I did, I was on that drug binge, like, Jack and Hilda's husband was out, and we did a bunch of drugs, and everyone saw it, like, online. Like, I was, I was just coming off of, like, a really high, like, meth binge. Like, so my skin was, like, horrible, and, like, I opened up to Jeffrey days prior to this trip, which is why he invited me on the trip. I was over at South by myself, and I was just like, yeaah, like,


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[Assistant] My body's fucked up from like drugs, my skin's fucked up cause when I take drugs, I like, I can't be an addict cause I fucking like, my skin was horrible and he's like, oh my god, like no, like that, you know, like you're brave, you're like getting sober. So for the fact that they were like making fun of my skin like after this like huge binge, I was just like, what the fuck? And this was like, and I was like shaking still from it, like I was like,


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[Assistant] Which, I don't know, and I like, offered to pay for that too. It was a, it's a 70 dollar room, I can afford that. I'm not that poor. Just cause I rent my house.


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[Assistant] Well, did you see Rich Lux's video? Do you know him? He's like a drama channel, and he was also there, and they made fun of him. He brought a gift to Jeffrey from Hermes for $400, and they laughed at it because it was the cheapest thing in the store. And Rich Lux just made a video like a couple days ago, being like, he was trying to defend Jeffrey, and he's like, that was some fucked up shit.


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[Assistant] Palette suck. The orgy one was fucking suck. I even said in the review, I was like, oh, this must be a cheaper palette. Everyone's like, that's the most expensive one yet. So like fucking like remember who like pays your bills.


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[Assistant] And it's like, I, like I'm thinking about, and again, it's not like it was like this aggressive way. I mean, I know he's like, you know, Jeffree's like, ha ha ha, there's this one where I'll just go jump like that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Not to whatever, I don't want to throw him under the bus, but that's why when I saw like Shane and Jeffrey, or Ryland promoting Jeffrey, like as if he's a god on this podcast like a week ago, I was like, this is an evil person. And what they said to me is like, yeah, we have to slowly distance ourselves and all this stuff like that. And they're like,


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[Assistant] promoting him still, like, and, and so I don't think, like, cancel Jeffrey cause he told me to jump off a bridge, or like, told me, like, I had bad skin, but it's like, Shane, my best friend, should at least, maybe not associate with him publicly, like, if you need to get that check from your palate, fine, but to, fucking,


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[Assistant] Well, at the time, he was like, what? Like, he goes, oh my god, this is like scary. And like, it happened a couple times, he would say this. He's like, this is like scary. Like, what do we do? He's like the mean girl. He's like a villain in this movie. And like, I don't know how we get away from him. Like, that's how Shane was saying. And I was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] So, to here, fast forward to now, like, Jeffrey was the only one that was loyal to me, like, I have to stick by him through all this, and I was just like, what?


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[Assistant] So he knew all this stuff and then his excuse which like set me over the edge and why I was just like I, I've defended him so hard which is the only reason I made the video really was just to be like I can't defend this person anymore and that's why I made it cause I, I, people hate me for defending him blindly and so I just said I don't defend this person cause he's like I just didn't wanna, like the quote was I just didn't wanna believe what you said was true about Jeffrey and I was like


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[Assistant] I guess someone who like, knows me so well of 12 years, you've met Jeffrey three years ago, he needed you for redemption because he had all these horrible things against- Jeffrey said he was gonna throw acid on an N-word's face, like he has to worship, he needed Shane's redemption, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then in December, he's like, Jeffrey's really lonely and he has like no friends right now and like trying to make me feel bad. And that's when I started like, even on our esteemies, I was like, I kind of feel bad for Jeffrey now.


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[Assistant] Like, then I was like, holy shit, like, you know me 12 years, like, I've never, I've never lied to Shane, he knows every single thing about me, like, uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] He never offered any resolution either because we were like driving down to Anaheim so we were texting back and forth and like there was no resolution like there was nothing just like oh let's just like forget about this and I'm going through therapy and I can't lose you and Jeffrey was loyal to me so I gotta stay loyal to him like all this stuff there was no


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[Assistant] Not only did Jeffrey not defend you, Shane, but Oscar Wilde, well I can say this again, cause he told me, I can say his name, he's a DJ, and he was there with Jeffrey on the trip, and he was there in July, or in June, when Shane was getting cancelled, Jeffrey said, ugh.


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[Assistant] But support him if you want. I don't give a shit. Like, pay over, pay for that shit. I don't, it just sucks cause he'll always win. He'll always win. Like, he's just gonna keep winning in life. And I don't know, like it just sucks. It just sucks cause he's just like not a good person, but.


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[Assistant] Right, right, right. Yeah, you did get flipped, and I was still like, you know what?


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[Assistant] The le- the le- the least he could have done was, you know, like, take down the pod- cause I brought up this podcast, this stupid one, the sip or whatever that was, like, you know, you having Jeffrey on there, like, gushing over him, like, he's a fucking god, like, when you know he's an awful person, he's vile, like-


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then he, the scene on the podcast, the least he could have done is like, you know what, let's just delete that podcast, it's still up. It's like, I don't expect you to defriend him, that's your cash cow, that's where you're getting your money still from the pallet or whatever, but it's like,


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[Assistant] It's just like, there's nothing. He never once offered any, like, res- I- I don't- I don't trust it. And you know what? Not to bring it all the way back, but I've always heard, like, Gabbie Hanna had told- said that she- that he was the one that told her I had herpes.


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[Assistant] I was shocked because this is never how he's like handled any situation. I wasn't even expecting to hear from him, but-


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[Assistant] Like the initial J video, which was the traumatizing thing, was where I expected him to call me. Not after I mentioned his name. It's like once he got involved then I was like, oh I better call him and check on Trish. Cause that Friday is when I was like hyperventilating. He didn't call me til Saturday.


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[Assistant] And it was only cause I started like mentioning him in Ryland and I, cause people were, people were calling it out and I, look, I don't go by comments, like people are like, oh, like they defend, like I don't go by that, I go by what I see, which is him last year telling me, Jeffrey's a villain, we're trying to distance ourselves from him, like slowly to,


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[Assistant] Je-Jeffrey was so loyal to me and like we're gonna like promote him on this podcast and he was the only one to stick by me. I was like fuck that shit. He didn't and you're stupid and he talks shit about you.


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[Assistant] Because I do believe he changed from that. Like I said, that's not the person I know. I won't even go back on that. Like that's not the person I know. I never heard him make those comments. If he, if it's true, what he was saying, that's a whole other issue. I don't know, but.


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[Assistant] It's so crazy. That was so nuts. I was like, cause where, why would Gabby just make that up out of it? It's just a weird thing to make up. I don't know, like.


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[Assistant] Like I said, I don't want to cancel these people. Like for me, I've defended them so long that I just want to be not associated with them anymore because this is like really gross behavior. And I should have spoke up about Jeffree sooner when Tab made the video. Tab was the original one. And I said to him I was scared. I was like I should, but I should have spoke up because it's not.


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[Assistant] You can't like, treat people like shit, like you can't do this shit, I don't know. It's not the end of the world, you know, there's bigger allegations against Jeffree Star and I was just like, you know, those are more serious than this.


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[Assistant] He ended it really quick and made it private. He like abruptly stopped.


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[Assistant] It's nice he apologized, I'm glad, he's not trying to murder me, uhm, hopefully not.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then at the very end, it was just something like, I hope we can move past- oh, he said, since the- okay.


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[Assistant] I think just seeing him like power in front of Jeffrey and like the way Jeffrey treated him, I think he was just trying, you know how like bullies do, he just felt like, and he thought maybe this was his way to get in like Jeffrey's good graces in some way.


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[Assistant] He even said in the live, he's like, you should have fucked with a makeup artist. He's nice. I'm not. I'm like, okay, well, why would you want that? It was weird. I don't know. Like honestly, that's what I'm saying. I think... I don't know. I think it's a, he just was trying to be cool and...


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[Assistant] I blocked everyone because I tried to talk to Shane and it was like literally it was like we were like I said on the way down Orange County and I was like like it was like giving me like.


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[Assistant] But don't they like, love you girl, when you know, I told him, I even told him in text when we were talking, when he was trying to apologize that I'm still traumatized and I have no, I don't, I can't talk to him right now, like I've let him know, so why would you say like,


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[Assistant] I don't want to be the same, because to me I trusted him with like more than stuff I told my family, so it's like I don't think I could trust him like that because that was crazy to be like I don't, I don't know, it's, it's, that triggering it to me is also like, I don't have a lot of triggers, whatever, I'm like 32, but uhm, is when people say like they don't believe me because when I was younger, like, my, my, like, teachers were like having sex with me and like no one believed me and I was like,


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[Assistant] And I think from that I became like a compulsive liar when I was like younger because I was just like, oh, nobody believes me anyway, so I'll just like lie about everything. So I was like lying about like stupid stuff, like, oh, my dad's super rich. I just like crazy shit. And like I had to go like it was a long time. I was like a compulsive liar for like a long time. And then I finally like.


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[Assistant] Forcing him to follow me and stuff, and I was just like, how does someone believe me? The principal? Like nobody.


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[Assistant] Not funny, but like my 6th grade teacher, yea, I talked about on TikTok, the one that used to molest me, we'd play like heads down and he'd come around and like grab my breasts and like put his hands on me. He did get arrested, his name was Mr. Right.


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[Assistant] But he had child porn on his computer, at the school, Mr. Rainey Byron Middle School, and I did say something originally, like no one believed me. It happened again my 8th grade year, no one believed me, and I was just like, but that guy did, he did get arrested, and I don't know where he is now, but he did. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I didn't tell my dad because we weren't close. My dad was in California when we lived in Illinois.


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[Assistant] I, yeah, I don't know, cause lying got me in a lot of trouble, like really early on, like when my adult life, I had to stop, like I had to find a way to stop, cause like I couldn't. But it was stuff like-


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[Assistant] But then, cause when real shit did happen, like my dad for instance, like, like something real did happen where I had like an overdose in my apartment when I was like 19 and my dad came and got me, but we weren't talking for a long time because I was constantly making up that I was like, you know, I'm gonna die one day dad, like watch, I'm gonna overdose. And so like I kept saying this and like it was all whatever fake and then one day it happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I, early on I stopped the like lying thing and, uhm, but overall in general too, I never really, to me like assault.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Shane thing, again, cause we open up about everything, and when I say everything, like, his childhood trauma, my child, like, he knows everything, more than my own parents, and so, when he's like, I just, uhm,


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[Assistant] But I just like have never lied to him and like he is like I think the one person I thought like knew I told him the truth with everything like he never questioned anything like if I told him something he just he took that as truth because I never lied to him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, my mom and my dad I've lied to, so I get their trust issues, but I, I've never lied to him, so it just kinda sucks to like lose that person, cause like I, and to also just like think that I lied about this, of all the things I told you, like you're just like, mmm, I didn't choose to believe that, like it just felt...


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[Assistant] Right, and that's I think also what was, like, I guess nice in a way.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean there's, there's Snapchats, if anyone ever saved Snapchats of him like smacking food on my, like there's so many things, Rich Lux was also there, also.


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[Assistant] I guess confirm what you're s- cause everyone just assumes I'm lying, which I wish it was the opposite, which you just like believe everybody like in-


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[Assistant] Hope it's not true or whatever, but it's just like, at least take people out there, like, word. I dunno.


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[Assistant] It's like a lot, and the shame thing's a lot, but like I said, I don't even feel bad. Usually when I make a video, I feel horrible. I'm like, oh, what did I do? I ruined this friendship, but I, I don't want it.


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[Assistant] I don't want it, because that's like one of the biggest things. If you don't believe me, then what's the point of having you in my life? That's like, Moses saying he doesn't believe me, then what's the point? Like, how are we gonna have a relationship? How are we gonna be lifelong people together if you don't believe what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Because I still stand by, like, I think he's changed as a person, like, obviously the D'Angelo video, like, I only started watching a bit, and like, if that stuff is true, like, it's heavy, I don't know, but like I said, your video, people have made videos about me that made me look a different way, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's just like I defended him for so long, I'm like, that's not Shane, he's a great person and I, to be honest, like either he's changed recently or he's always been this kind of shit person that I didn't know and I just, it sucks.


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[Assistant] It's Martin Luther King Day as the day we're filming this right now, uhm, which won't be tomorrow, but I just want to give a shout out, cause like, I don't want to like, sound stupid, but I feel like we need to bring attention to him, that like, he didn't, he, like, he did a lot. He's like the OG, right? Like, he did the peaceful protest. He was the first person to be like, hey, let's like,


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[Assistant] And then we can donate the money to, or if there's another one, I think uhm, Habitat for Humanity is another one.


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[Assistant] Just give, give, give, give. And honestly, that's what I'm saying. Even when someone stole my Lamborghini, I was like, honestly, if you need it, you should keep it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, anyways, I don't know, like, I guess, like, I just wanna give, if you need money, hit me up, I send money to people everyday for my emails.


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[Assistant] Because he's like my god. No offense, god, because I love him too. Okay, one question.


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[Assistant] I think it's called their dead name. Dead name, not slave name. Jesus.


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[Assistant] Statistic ones like this, like numbers, but I'll try. Ooh, this is hard.


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[Assistant] This is good. Uh, uh, uh, oh. No, no, no, no, no. Oh no. Wait, hold on. I know it, but like, uh, uh, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm not confident with this, so. I'm not a big Spielberg fan, but I'm more of a Quentin Tarantino gal.


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[Assistant] I mean, oh, I could, I could count, but that would take too much time, but I, can I?


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[Assistant] Aww, yea, no, Dan's very smart, but maybe just better researchers.


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[Assistant] And I will strike down upon thee and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


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[Assistant] Ralph Viannis plays Jeffree Star in the movie about my life when he kills me. That'd be so crazy.


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[Assistant] Because I'll probably get killed by Jeff in this episode. No, I'm not, I'm just like saying-


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[Assistant] Oh, hell yeaah. And he rewrites history. He's so good. Like, Quentin, oh god.


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[Assistant] From Pulp Fiction and Inglorious Basterds.


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[Assistant] Okay, well you knew, I'm not gonna show you, but you gotta watch it. See, there's me as like,


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[Assistant] That was a bad choice. But I didn't do blackface, I was tan. My bad, I didn't do blackface. I was trying to be this character from Django and Chain because I think she was cute. She was a house slave.


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[Assistant] 2005.com, go to my music video, please link it. I don't ask for links very often, but I appreciate it. We'll link it, we'll link it.


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[Assistant] Your favorite show online. Today's episode is sponsored by Honey. We got... another sponsor.


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[Assistant] Okay, so today's pretty actually exciting episode last episode of you guys watched to the end We started playing the trivia was super fun. I have to say I'm pretty impressed by how competitive I was I'm feeling much better


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[Assistant] So you've, you think it's still in your possession, it's just- Yeah, yeah, for sure I'm in possession. Okay, good, good, good, good.


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[Assistant] So I wanted, I wanted to be supportive and I got my sad boy t-shirt. But I was kind of perplexed because I never got a shirt where the tag


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[Assistant] Yeah, go check out the new sad boy song. I am a sad boy. Is that what you call your fans? Sad men? I'm a sad man. What's the name of your stans?


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[Assistant] I know. Listen, I can't go back in history and change history. I don't know what to tell you. I like classic rock. Like what?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what I was listening to back then? I was listening to like Motown and Oldies and stuff.


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[Assistant] I know you wanna leave me but I refuse to let you go. That kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] If I gotta beg, bleed for your sympathy, I don't mind, cause you mean that much to me, then I'm gonna have to pray. Sweet darlin', if we don't come girl, then we're gonna get claimed for being so on pitch.


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[Assistant] We would make such a fun- horrible but funny.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, people will not even remember who they are once we start.


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[Assistant] That's the problem with being in a band with like 20 people though, is that like, even if you make a ton of money, you're not, you're not gonna get that much. There's like 20 people, you're gonna make a living.


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[Assistant] He's not even part of Pentatonic. No, he is. Obvious not. Obvious not, loser.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well they cut him out. Not surprised. More fucking racial inequality.


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[Assistant] That's both, it's both, it's a mute, it's a, it's a mouth, it's vocal shit.


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[Assistant] Well let's, let's, let's, we have, let's get to the, I don't want to get distracted because I want to do the trivia.


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[Assistant] I can't, I can't. After last week, honestly, it ruined my whole fuck. I ate so many things. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Before- Can you make mine? Cause you're- This is your specialty. Tricia wanted to make- Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't want ASMR eating. I'm horrified and disgusted. I was watching back our last episode where I was munching on tater tots the whole time, and Hila was like, she was getting mad at me.


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[Assistant] She's like, Ethan, you keep choo- I can't watch this. I was like, I'm so sorry.


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[Assistant] Because she's, because they're supposed to be my handlers. Because I wasn't telling them to stop. So today I'm going to tell you to stop every time you start doing this. Well I need help with certain things, you know, it's, it's, it's everyone's responsibility, right? Like, to remember certain things, so.


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[Assistant] You're the chef. So anyway, before we get into the pop culture trivia, do you want to talk about uhm,


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[Assistant] No, not that, not that, not that the shi- the whole Shane stuff, cause a lot developed since last you were on.


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[Assistant] Can I make a comment on his podcast? It's called The Sip. It's like, can you try a little fucking harder? The Sip. It's like, it's like there's so many variations of tea-styled podcasts and shows. The Sip. The tea. The... The steam. The steam. The sesh.


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[Assistant] I've never heard the sip though, like sorry dude, that's just not cutting it. We gotta-


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[Assistant] Also, like, nothing prompted him to talk shit behind you. He wasn't like, can I trust her? She's like, oh, I'm hanging out with her. He's like, oh cool, I love her, she's one of my best friends, y'all have a good time. He's like, no, she's a pathological liar.


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[Assistant] Cause like you said, he's just, he's just a douche. That's just his defining characteristic as a human being.


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[Assistant] But Shane, the, the so-called, uh, what is it? What is it? Yeah, the empath. This fucking cracks me up.


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[Assistant] You're clearly not an empath. By saying that. So anyway.


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[Assistant] Oh, no. No, listen, I've been shit on, I've been through drama, I've been through the wringer. Disabling comments and likes is like the one thing you don't do because it's like...


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[Assistant] It's like, dude, you are such a fuck. It's like, holy shit, you gotta just own it, bruh.


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[Assistant] I can't believe it's not butter. Fabio, come get me.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go bankrupt saying I can't believe it's not butter. So anyway, let me, let me give it time.


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[Assistant] Oh, but that doesn't include you. What did I say? I always said Shane exposed himself or something.


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[Assistant] I figured cause you weren't in it, it was fine, cause I was respecting you.


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[Assistant] And I don't mean, and, and what's, what's interesting is, what you guys didn't hear is that he actually exposed himself to children. No, I'm kidding, he didn't do that.


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[Assistant] Okay, wait. Okay, let me give the timeline. So Rylan addressed Trisha on his podcast. He said he was confused and taken aback. We haven't watched this together. Let's watch it.


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[Assistant] But you're cooking. So let's watch all these drama- these vid- not drama videos. Let's watch these weasel mother, these sick sadists.


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[Assistant] This is what I look like as a human being according to Trisha. Just crumbs. Eviscerated.


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[Assistant] I've never been a token, I'm a token Jew, I mean so is, so is.


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[Assistant] Okay, let's watch Ryland the weasel. He looks like a weasel a little bit. Sorry. Whatever. You look like a weasel and nobody likes you.


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[Assistant] And then fast forward, he's like, I'm friends with Jeffrey.


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[Assistant] I think it's fine, I think maybe there's just some sh- yeah. It just needs some...


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[Assistant] So, so anyway, let's watch, so, let's watch the weasel steep, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] You can't just sit there on the sideline and just laugh at everybody. I mean, bitch, now you're in it. And you did- Now that you're in it, you disable the comments and likes. I mean, dude. Own your shit. That's when the tea gets too hot. And he- He's like that girl at McDonald's who spilled all over himself and got third degree burns. You remember that?


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[Assistant] Well, heart attacks is kinda easy to like, prophesize. Cause you're like, I'm just gonna eat you. You're like, okay, I'm gonna have a heart attack. So you could definitely try to make that happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, god bless. I mean, hey, we all gotta die, right? Okay. So anyway,


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[Assistant] So anyway, the guy has the balls to complain. He's doing a tea channel. And when he spills the tea on himself, it gets burned. He goes and cries.


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[Assistant] He really thinks he's fixing this. Yeah, also, yeah, also who ca- I mean, with peace and love, Rylan, we wanna know what the fuck Shane thinks.


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[Assistant] The Sip? Host of The Sip? Am I going too hard?


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[Assistant] It's kinda weird, it's disembodied hand just putting a spatula on the table.


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[Assistant] But that's what I'm saying. So, Rylan's out there like talking and then acting like Shane isn't there. Like, we wanna know what Shane thinks, Rylan. I mean, with peace and love. I mean, what the fuck, who are you?


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[Assistant] That's like wild, bold stance to make. Dumbass.


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[Assistant] I've met him once in passing, so yes, I support Trisha over him.


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[Assistant] I know what to buy you. This is- I'm gonna buy you a wedding gift. A bedazzled George Foreman grill.


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[Assistant] Like millions of dollar house. Like, what's a pinini press? Like 20 bucks?


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[Assistant] It's really fast. So it's done? No, it's not done. I'll let you know. I'm sorry. What?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, well obviously when you told them they didn't take it seriously, which is completely evident by the fact that he says, here, we're friends with both of them, and they're having a drama. So it's like, what exactly did you expect her to tell you? You know?


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[Assistant] Hmm. Think it... I think it should be more brown.


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[Assistant] I know, it's disgusting, I'm a fucking psycho. So, as you're scooping, I'll keep playing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's super condescending, the whole thing.


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[Assistant] They're literally doing everything they can to not condemn Jeffrey.


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[Assistant] I'm actually not. I don't like Elvis. I don't like anything about Elvis. I don't like his music, I don't like his whole fucking attitude, and I certainly don't like the food he likes.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like if you say the Beatles suck, you, you objectively have bad taste.


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[Assistant] Well, that means he made, well, if God made every music, then that means he made, uhm, Creed.


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[Assistant] Just, I don't wanna keep biting. This is the eating part. Get it out of the way. Hmm. It's better that time.


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[Assistant] So anyway, when everyone started smashing on him, he disabled likes and comments like a little bitch.


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[Assistant] Here's an example of some of the comments that he was erasing. Let's see, they were saying,


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[Assistant] I wish you would have come to me personally about it. As a friend, seeing someone literally break down in tears after a disgusting monster picks her apart with such hatred online, why didn't you think to ask if she was okay? Mmm. Boom. Headshot.


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[Assistant] The fact that Lizzie gave a better apology than either Shane or Rylan speaks volumes to people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw that. She was like, you know what? I'm sorry we had Jeffrey on. Oh, did she say that? I didn't guess that.


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[Assistant] She actually was really nice. She's like, I'm really sorry we had Jeffrey on and that we did something to hurt Trisha's feelings because I really like her and I feel like, I feel very regretful. And then he goes, okay, moving on.


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[Assistant] Uh, girl, you should've talked to us before you took it online.


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[Assistant] So you announced you're taking a break from social media. How long did that take?


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[Assistant] Dude, you post like a hundred TikToks a day, anyone that watches every single one, needs to fucking lie. With peace and love. It's way too much for any person to consume.


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[Assistant] Of the century. He says it's so liberating when people finally start to see what you've been seeing all along. And I said, holy shit, is this turned into a pro James anti-Shane podcast?


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[Assistant] These days it feels like online shopping is the only shopping we really do. Can I get an amen?


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[Assistant] I'm not going, I'm not going in store, are you crazy? But it's better that you do it online because you've got Honey, who's today's sponsor, and if you love Frenemies, then please use Honey to help support the show. It's a free browser extension that scours the internet for promo codes and automatically tests them when you're checking out.


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[Assistant] You know Honey's got you. Dude, I used to get so like, neurotic about like, if you're buying something expensive, you're like, you could save hundreds of dollars with the right coupon code. I'm like, come on, like, where's the coupon? Honey does all that for you.


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[Assistant] And sometimes they find like the really deep cuts, like sometimes honey fucks us up on Teddy Fresh because they find like deep cut coupons that we make for individual customers. Oh really? And we're like, what the fuck, how are people getting these coupon codes?


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[Assistant] Well, I go, okay, I like disable the codes, cause I was like, honey's too good.


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[Assistant] Anyway, here's how it works. You get honey on your computer for free and two easy clicks. That one you're checking out to-


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[Assistant] Then when you're checking out on one of its over 30,000 supported sites, honey pops up and all you have to do is click apply coupon.


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[Assistant] When you're at the cart, when you're checking out, it goes, hold on, honey is tapping into the forest. And then like, one code available. You just save 50 bucks or whatever.


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[Assistant] It only takes a few seconds. Honey finds working codes and applies the best one to the car immediately. Bada boom, bada bing. Forget about it. I seriously save. Like, Hila shops online. She shops a lot.


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[Assistant] She's always, every week, it's like 50 bucks, 100 bucks, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] But I don't think any- I mean, I don't know how many of our audience members are in the market for that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just the extension. It's an extension and then you're done forever. You're set for life. Honey has, listen to this.


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[Assistant] Honey has saved its 17 million members over 2 billion dollars.


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[Assistant] Honey supports all kinds of retailers from tech, gaming sites, fashion brands and even brands and even food delivery.


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[Assistant] It's so simple. If you have a computer, Honey should be on it. It's free and works with whatever browser you use. You can get Honey for free today at joinhoney.com slash frenemies. That's joinhoney.com slash frenemies.


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[Assistant] So they know we sent you. Thanks honey for supporting today's episode.


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[Assistant] That's great. I'm very happy. I think that means the show's working.


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[Assistant] Look, if you pay me, I'll be out here in all these skinny jeans and shit they sell. You know?


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[Assistant] I don't support uh, right, uh, Teddy Fresh's only website that I personally shop from and I think that anybody-


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[Assistant] I'm ready. This is pretty good. I think I prefer it without the peanut butter though.


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't really think about it, but I really like Planned Parenthood. They helped me and Hila a lot when we were really poor, with like, uh, birth control and stuff like that. So I always thought Planned Parenthood was great, and I hate that they get like, sss, it's so fucked up that like,


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[Assistant] People target them because it's just such a great organization. So maybe Planned Parenthood.


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[Assistant] Okay, welcome everybody! This is like a mouthful with the peanut butter and the cheese.


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[Assistant] Cause you say you don't watch, but you know everything. That's why I asked.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter, that's the whole point of the frenemy, it never works out how you expect.


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[Assistant] Welcome everybody to Pop Culture Trivia. Today, I am your host and contestant, Ethan.


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[Assistant] I'm your contestant Ethan, with my co-contestant.


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[Assistant] Tricia had more. She had more info. It's not that question.


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[Assistant] They had a title for it? I guess so, yea. He didn't wrote the questions, but. Did they sell it?


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[Assistant] Who's keeping uhm, who's keeping track? Moses. Okay, good. I trust Moses.


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[Assistant] We're not straining ourselves.


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[Assistant] The reason that's so good is just cause he's like this little dude with this extremely deep voice. It's chocolate rain vibes.


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[Assistant] He was in, uh, The Suite Life. I'm kidding, I don't- I'm think- I'm just gonna take a stab. I don't know, I missed- Like, I never watched- Was Disney a premium channel? Cause I never watched that shit.


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[Assistant] Cause my dad was a cheap fuck and he wouldn't spend on anything.


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[Assistant] Dude, why do you know all this? You should not know at least one of these.


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[Assistant] So I don't know which ones are from the 90s or which ones are from like before that.


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[Assistant] I like this show where we just sit and silently write for 10 minutes because there's so many of them.


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[Assistant] Rugrats? Does that count? I wrote Rugrats.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's gotta be more, hold on. Hold the fucking phone.


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[Assistant] I'm imagining all the prince- there wasn't much princesses in the 90s, was there?


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes. I got one, I think I would need one more. I have one, two, three, four, five, six.


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[Assistant] She got one more than me. That's crazy. Lion King.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that wasn't, that wasn't one of the classics. We forget about those ones.


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[Assistant] Fuck you, AB! Nobody likes that movie! Take it off the list!


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[Assistant] Correct. Everybody take screenshots of all my terrible spellings and make fun of me after.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's one of those things where I'm surprised I even know it, but...


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[Assistant] Jared with a fuckin', where the R is spelled with a Y.


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[Assistant] I could probably spell that, cause it's pretty, very phonetic.


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[Assistant] But it might be a song. There's one specific song, so what's the- what did you- what is it?


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[Assistant] I know that one. I know something you don't. Pop culture loser.


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[Assistant] I feel like she spelled it wrong. Can I get points? No! Bonus points for the two pack?


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[Assistant] I think I know it. Why did you write so fast?


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[Assistant] I mean, I think I might be wrong, but we're up for a toss.


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[Assistant] But don't you know that, like, that's the biggest rust, like, that's just, now you're just being mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're like, it's too sad for me to make fun of you, that's mean.


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[Assistant] It's fucking like, uh, uh, Heather and, uh, Jeff.


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[Assistant] Twilight series. I can't even think of a single one.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, of all the things you could go back and undo, don't you think World War II is a good one?


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[Assistant] No. I mean, this is the bald dude and the chick.


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[Assistant] Next, what's the score? Don't tell me. What's the score? Wait, I just got a POINT! I was at five!


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[Assistant] Mhm. Sure he's, I'm sure he's not busy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I know, I don't know the name, I don't know it. Trisha, finish him.


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[Assistant] Some celebrity said the Jews are responsible for all the wars of the world.


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[Assistant] You can bleep this, Dan, and please bleep this, but just so you hear what he says, he says, he said to his ex-wife, I hope you get-