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[Assistant] I don't care, you can, if you, if there was a system of travel.


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[Assistant] Where I just went to the terminal, and they said, now boarding.


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[Assistant] Did you guys see the video of Christopher Nolan explaining


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[Assistant] The plot of Memento using like he had like a chalkboard and he was explaining how he wanted the plot to unfold.


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[Assistant] He's like, so, so the plot as opposed to being a line and he takes it and he goes, it's more like this and he draws like basically like a U.


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[Assistant] And he's like, so, and he draws a bunch of lines on it.


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[Assistant] And it goes, so the progression would be we go a scene here and then a scene here and a scene here and scene here. So that way both of those events climax at the same time.


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[Assistant] I think, I think what was wrong is society's reaction to inanimate objects that we can have sex with.


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[Assistant] Exactly. That's what's wrong. It's the people, it's the people that's wrong.


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[Assistant] If we got a sex doll sponsorship, John, and we needed a personal endorsement.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well when they got 28 female to 2 male, they knew what the demo they were.


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[Assistant] It's not fatigue. I think you talk yourself, yeaah, you talk yourself out of air and then your body has to catch back up.


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[Assistant] Alright, so it's like a generation after us.


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[Assistant] Mhm. What does PSEX mean though? Is that, like, sometimes I hear that and I think, like,


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[Assistant] It's funny though because this kid, your friend's brother that used it.


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[Assistant] So in some ways club, you can't, you can't imagine that Club Penguin or anything like Club Penguin will exist in a bubble.


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[Assistant] Time is gonna keep on moving and those kids that used to go in there and just play fun games, probably simulate sex with their friends are now doing it again two decades later, you know, so only more graphically.


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[Assistant] These people did something productive.


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[Assistant] Like, like the coordination, the coordination and the effort and like the diligence. And I'm sure some people were like, I'm not, I'm actively choosing to not do something else. What I'm gonna do is.


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[Assistant] This thing tonight and do it and organize it and do all this stuff and then to waste all of that also like I think comedically because I'm someone who values comedy as an attribute it's like imagine if you were funny like as I know for most of them they are insensitive


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[Assistant] Ignorant, but they're mostly trying to be funny more than they're trying to be. They think this is shockingly funny, more than they're trying to probably hurt someone.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would say both probably, like the, the increase in it is probably what led them to notice.


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[Assistant] But what they noticed was something that was shocking and abhorrent and against their brand guidelines. So, you know, the two, I just have a hard time imagining that they're like, sorry, we're taking this away so we can relaunch it ourselves as something like, it seems like the stink.


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[Assistant] I tried City of Heroes, I was like, this looks fun.


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[Assistant] And then I did download a PlayStation home and I went and did PlayStation home adventures with my friend Kevin where he would, cause you could go, you could change your settings anytime and he'd go into his settings. We go somewhere and he changes settings to female.


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[Assistant] The only cool thing about it was they would have basically like pop-ups, right? So, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Uncharted's coming out and then you could go to a point in the world and there'd be a special room.


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[Assistant] That was Timon! Was he Timon? Was he Timon? Was he Pumbaa? Was he Timon? Pumbaa, he was Timon. Oh yea. Yea, he was Timon.


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[Assistant] We should roll the graphic for your segment called Stay In Your Lame.


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[Assistant] I don't know how I would contribute in any way but I'm totally happy to help and be supportive of you, of you doing it in any way that you think is useful. Ideation is an important part.


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[Assistant] Before, before we joined Funhaus, Elise, Dan and I were making a board game.


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[Assistant] Probably. I mean that'd probably be a better way to prototype it because then you don't have to do all the printing and stuff.


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[Assistant] That stuff, that stuff is brainstorming stuff, brainstorming ideas, but then actually sticking with it long enough to figure out the bits and pieces and like how do you build the central nervous system of this kind of thing is like a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] It does kind of suck and I know we can get onto the other topics but it does kind of suck because for me there were certain things, certain decisions that I was making for myself and my life in 2020 which were like, kind of like John was saying, I'm okay being at home.


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[Assistant] I like socializing. I really like socializing with people. I'm not as proactive as I should be about the socializations, but


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[Assistant] Going out and being surrounded by people doesn't really fulfill me anyway i'd much rather like chat with.


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[Assistant] But regardless, I was trying to be more proactive in 2020 about reaching out, instigating those interactions when there's like nothing happening. Like it's one thing for John and I to pass each other in the kitchen and be like, you wanna do something? Wanna do something? And then it happens organically. It's another thing for me to look at my contacts, see John.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I was trying to and it sucks because literally the weekend when they said that you shouldn't be going out, John and I were going to get together and make music.


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[Assistant] We were gonna start making music and I was super excited about it. We still can.


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[Assistant] We still can, we still should, and I actually have, I've been researching ways for me to do that because I basically just play everything, I play everything on a guitar, um, acoustic or just without an amp, but like, uh, like researching ways to get that going, but I would like to continue going down that road, so, uh, the quarantine has left me


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm really trying to come out of this having developed new skills. For me, it doesn't seem like a big shift, but the exercise that I have been doing is a different skill. Like I do yoga three times a week now, and I'm like, as opposed to it just being, I'm doing some yoga today. It is like a progression.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, I've now, I'm like, I want to get to a pathway to improving at yoga and treating it like one of my forms of exercise as opposed to just a, you know, a rest day cool down stretch kind of in addition to thing. It is now.


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[Assistant] It's like, if you look at me, you're like, ah, it's just exercise for exercise. But the exercises that I'm doing have different goals than they were before that I think might


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[Assistant] Be a new skill when I come out of it. Uhm, and so there's definitely that. And then I also, this was weeks ago.


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[Assistant] But I was like, well, here I am. I've noticed that when you don't have to commute somewhere to an office and you kind of can do your own personal time management, uhm, there's ways to pick up minutes.


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[Assistant] Here and there. And so, uh, I was like, well, here's what I'm going to hopefully use these minutes. And then I signed up for Udemy.


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[Assistant] Drawing, uh, speed reading, um, a bunch of these different things that I haven't, like, I don't know when I'll get to them, but I'm like, I do want to come out of this and see if, like, I can come with some skills that I've never really developed. Music theory, stuff like that. Have you started anything? Music theory is where it's at.


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[Assistant] I have, I have started a couple of them, but it's, it is still required. It requires your own effort and there's homework and stuff. And we're also still busy. So sometimes those minutes don't add up to the time that you need to watch a lecture.


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[Assistant] Fact? Sure, yeaah. The big thing is that I'm learning that the way most of us learn how to read is wrong.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, for those, cause one of the things that I'm trying to build a skill in is speed reading and comprehension.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, not really. The number one thing is you shouldn't read with a voice in your head. This is mostly for informational text and less about fiction, because fiction you can relish and enjoy. But if you're trying to gather as much information as possible, reading the words with a voice in your head is only going to slow you down.


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[Assistant] And then it's kind of about tricking your brain into turning paragraphs into photos, pictures that contain a whole host of information as opposed to memorizing the words that you see.


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[Assistant] Well you did the test. I gave you the test that I took too.


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[Assistant] This is like a joke joke thing, but but yeah, yeah. So one of the what we can literally stop after this, but one of the interesting experiments that I did in the very, very early phases of this course. So there's way more information to be gleaned from it is you're shown a picture for like two seconds.


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[Assistant] And then you're asked to try and remember as many things about the picture that you, you can about it. Um, and then you're also tasked with writing as much as you can about that picture. And so this photograph that they show for like two seconds, you could write like.


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[Assistant] I mean, probably two paragraphs about maybe what's in that picture, the relationships, potential relationships of people in the picture, what they're wearing and everything like that. I can, I still know the exact picture in my head. It's, it's like embedded.


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[Assistant] Kind of, yeaah. It is, it is similar to that, uhm, but then it's basically pointing out the difference in how the brain works. Try and memorize, try and, if you're trying to remember a speech and you picture it as a block of text with squiggly little lines and words all over it,


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[Assistant] You're, that's, there's no way. The brain is, that's too much to overload it, but if you can turn that paragraph of text into a photograph,


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[Assistant] And that's all you have to remember is that visualization. It's gonna be way easier for the brain to kind of cue it. I got it.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that's just one of the many things that I'm hoping to pick up when this is done. There's a bunch of other personal projects that I'll probably never get around to.


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[Assistant] That reminds me, cause like, I played guitar, like,


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[Assistant] Where am I supposed to go and play this guitar? Like when I was in college, you could go somewhere else on campus, you could find a quiet spot, you could do something. The quad! I did, I did go off into the quad. Um, library?


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[Assistant] So, so I didn't do it, and then around this time is kind of when Guitar Hero came out.


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[Assistant] And I was, I started playing it and was hooked on it and I was like, I love this game. And it was because it was filling that void. But then I got so into Guitar Hero, Guitar Hero 2 and then eventually Rock Band.


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[Assistant] And I could just enjoy that and just coast on those endorphins or whatever for as long as possible. Listen, if we could set it up somewhere today, I would play rock band all the time. But, uh, I think I would have more control and perspective on why I like this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, I think we don't have to talk about rock band, but I do think that there's habits that you can practice in rock band.


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[Assistant] Or guitar here. I always felt like the note charts in Rock Band by Harmonix were better than the note charts that came from Neversoft afterwards.


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[Assistant] Same like in rock, in Guitar Hero 3, it was just whatever elaborate shapes they could make or whatever. In rock band, it was like, alright, I see what you're, you're trying to make it look like it was barring this chord. Yeah, you're basically doing like


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[Assistant] So like, it felt reasonable, but I think there's a lot of stuff like, you know, playing in time left and right hand. And then also there were a lot of rock band players who would only play down strums and they would find themselves really limited. But if you trained yourself to play down up strums, then you could play twice as fast, basically everything.


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[Assistant] Paul? I think Paul McCartney is left handed, but he plays the guitar, he plays the left handed guitar. Jimi Hendrix bought a guitar from a thrift store, and he was like, I'm gonna learn guitar. So like, all of his bass strings are on the bottom, like he basically had to re- figure out a new way to do everything.


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[Assistant] Uhm, which will be coming out, that'll be kicking off, I think, kinda funny week, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, which is just basically Adam and I exploring magical modding worlds, uh, starts with CSGO. Um, but we have special, every single week we have special guests join us on our adventures. And, uh, and so it should be fun.


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[Assistant] I was watching it again, but also, also, uh, working to figure out how to do more. So. It was tight. The wheels are in motion. That they are. We had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. That's it for me.


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[Assistant] And this is what we experienced today. I was gonna say, without giving away too much, Adam wanted to find an AMV that he just couldn't, no matter what key terms he searched, trance and otherwise.


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[Assistant] Well. Iconic in Zyboard Clock. Iconic. Okay, alright. So it's Indiana Jones, Johnny Five Vases. Johnny Five Vases. There's so much in. John McLean.


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[Assistant] I wonder if I can find that. I messaged my best friend from back home. He's like, yeah, I got the tapes. They're on mini.


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[Assistant] So, so it arrives, you take it, it's precious to you, you go to sleep that night.


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[Assistant] What is a prelude? Prelude to what? To the game? So this is something they released?


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[Assistant] Orange fox to detris. Orange fox to detris. The golden egg has been located. I repeat, we've got it, over.


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[Assistant] We're gonna make, we've been tasked to make the Xyborne clock film.


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[Assistant] What's the name of that movie?


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[Assistant] Uhm, Sam Rockwell be the main character. Have you seen this movie? It's not good. It's less than the sum of its parts, but it's got some of the best


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[Assistant] Tarantino movie. Uuuh. The guy from Tarantino movie. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] He will tweet. He always tweets about all his movies, no matter what they're- Because they pay him. One million dollars per tweet. No, he'd have to put hashtag ad if that was part of it. You wish. He would. You think that's-


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[Assistant] We, see, what happened was, Pet Cemetery would put a sign in, for the other one.


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[Assistant] This is gonna sound, this is gonna sound controversial, but I think stuff like this in a frame, like it's one of a kind and it's important to you, is better than yet another Sailor Moon wall scroll. You know? Like in terms of putting art.


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[Assistant] I, I have a prized possession like that as well, that I haven't even gotten framed, I need to get it framed, I haven't gotten framed yet, but as, I've talked about it before, but Billy Zane did a piece of original art for me.


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[Assistant] He had a thing going where he was trying to raise money for charity so that way you could basically send him something and he would sketch.


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[Assistant] When an artist just like does their initial sketch and then slid it off to do thousands of other requests.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know a lot about Minecraft. Is, is...


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[Assistant] Does anyone play Minecraft enough to know if this is possible?


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[Assistant] But there, theoretically, couldn't he just use the same things that happened to him to just fix it?


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[Assistant] She also feels like maybe the reason she did this was not to prank, but also because he spent so much time of his life playing Minecraft, a game from a thousand years ago. Right. And she's like, come on, there's a lot of good games or play with me or something like that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it sounds like they're both assholes.


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[Assistant] He can, there's a way to be pissed off about that but then not completely end your relationship.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, when, when he, uh, he says that he said to her, like, well why, you should have told me this before I accepted the job, and her response is like,


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[Assistant] His boss owns him and the only thing he had was his woman, but now his boss also owns his woman.


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[Assistant] Whatever. There's always, it's the tough social situation of someone goes, you lied to me and the person going like, no I just never


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[Assistant] You, you withheld the truth and that affected my narrative. And both people are technically right in that scenario, but it's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can't interpret the importance of someone, uh, the stakes for someone else.


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[Assistant] It also does seem like this is the first time the interaction came to a head at this party.


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[Assistant] It all, it came out. So it's not like she was avoiding the boss to try and maintain this air of secrecy about the whole thing. She was like, oh no, yeah, I know him. Yeah. It's like, what do you mean?


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[Assistant] She did say at the beginning that she, any time someone tries to, like, bring it up, then her mom changes the subject, or like, is avoiding, she just wants to drink and make other people feel guilty, and then when anyone- Which is an interpretation, sure.


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[Assistant] What productive purpose could one have for logging into their deceased parents' space?


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[Assistant] But that's what it is, isn't it? It's legacy. That's what a legacy account is, isn't it? I think a legacy account just means that it isn't, it's acknowledging that this person doesn't exist anymore. And so you can still, I think, interact with that page as a remembrance. It becomes like a memorial page. I don't know that someone has,


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[Assistant] I think she, I think you should expect sometimes people to be upset when they're grieving and they clearly have maybe a substance abuse problem or they're- I mean like, I would say this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it couldn't possibly be any health site.


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[Assistant] The goal? Make your opponents crack. But if you laugh, smile, or smirk...


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[Assistant] I, uh, came from Cow Chop, so I was the post-production supervisor there, and I did that since, like, February 17, basically, as soon as they moved to LA, I was working there.


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[Assistant] Love it. Lamb lord. Yeah, and before that, yeah, I lived in the Bay Area for a year, but then a long time ago,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just sort of like task management and like, it's a way to easily visually track like,


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[Assistant] And so I think it was probably similar. I know they shoot like three days a week. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And then, unless they had specific priorities of like, we want this to go up then, I would just kind of like program it out like, here's what we have shot, and here's who can edit it, and here's when it can go up, and then after that, like we would move stuff around based on like timeliness for games and announcements and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I mean I like, I can, I like my Spotify a whole lot, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, actually, I don't recall, but I mean, like, once you switch to premium, like, pfft. No going back. No way.


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[Assistant] No, I already felt like, uh, all last week, I was like, I went home on Friday and I was like,


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[Assistant] Did I like complain too much to that? Cause I'll usually think something and I'll just say it and be like, haha. And it's like, I'm saying it and Jess kind of make fun of something, but it's also then I'm like, did that come off like?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm like, did I, am I like, complaining too much about my chair is uncomfortable, my headphones don't fit, I want a stamping desk.


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[Assistant] I really enjoyed doing like our live streams towards the end. That's just, I love live stuff in general, like working on live productions, so that was something I was really excited that they wanted to start doing.


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[Assistant] I loved playing the board games too. That was always a good time because we just sat around, played some board games, and made stupid characters. Hey, I love that, love that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, this is the first year that I didn't do something for extra life. Yet. I still have.


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[Assistant] Oh, what do I do that makes me so happy? Oh gosh.


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[Assistant] That's the funniest thing to tweet about, like, to tweet World of Warcraft stuff. Uhm, but no, I'm big on like, uh, you know, like different RPGs, like the Fallout series and Skyrim and stuff like that. And I played, uhm, like a lot of Sims casually. That's something I'll go back and play. Sims is fine.


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[Assistant] I was trying to make a shipboard for Fun and Ginger, but I only came up with Fangrath, which doesn't really work.


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[Assistant] I think just do fun. I think fun fun house. Cause then you're showing that you're a good dad.


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[Assistant] This is a Dude Soup and it is 2020 and we have guests. Uh, roll the intro. There we go.


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[Assistant] Anyway, hi everyone, I'm Alana, that's James, we have two guests today. This is Ethan, and that's Mark. Hey. You may know them as CrankGameplays.


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[Assistant] I used to have like house parties when I was maybe 16 or so and my parents would be locked in that bedroom like awkwardly like occasionally like coming out to make sausage rolls or whatever and my mom would always get to a point of the night where she was too drunk and then was just smoking cigarettes which she does not do with 16 year old girls and every time I'd be like god damn, back to your room.


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[Assistant] It's a thing. Uh, okay, so you guys started a new YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] That makes sense. Do you want to give us the whole spiel for what the channel is?


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[Assistant] To jump to questions, so the idea of this channel, which I found out about, uhm, because I think that your announcement video was like number one on trending really quickly. It was. It was. Is that you make a video every day for a year and then they will all be deleted and the whole channel will be deleted.


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[Assistant] So you've done some like, some stuff. I saw one where I think you cooked with dildos.


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[Assistant] How have you come up with the ideas for 365 unique videos in one year?


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[Assistant] I mean, obviously you would have thought of this, that people are going to download those videos and then upload them again. Do you have a plan for that or you just not care?


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[Assistant] I don't know how YouTube decides what's recommended because I can always see what videos from my personal channel have been recommended because then I'll get a flood of comments that are like, who is this bitch and why is she recommended? And I'm like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] For me, they always choose things that are dramatic. It's always like any dramatic headline, which is not a lot of stuff that I make in every game. It's like always this very specific type of video that I'm like, I don't know what you are trying to grow with this platform by recommending someone a video about a breakup three years later or whatever. It's so strange. I guess you probably


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[Assistant] Have you guys spoken to YouTube reps about the channel? Like I feel like you kind of cheat the algorithm in a way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's almost an interesting psychological study, like, in terms of people not wanting to get behind, but also I imagine your, uh, watch rate is probably pretty high.


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[Assistant] Everyone get therapy. Uh, alright, I do have to take a word from one of our sponsors. Uh, thank you to Upstart for sponsoring the show.


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[Assistant] Checking your rate only takes a few minutes. That is upstart.com slash dude. Thank you, Upstart. Uh, so we're talking about Unus Anus?


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[Assistant] I wanted to ask, because I have not watched it, what is Ethan finally becomes a man about?


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[Assistant] You have a video called harnessing our dog's unlimited energy?


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, my Florida man is Florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire.


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[Assistant] A thong-wearing Florida man addressed it, arrested, while building shed.


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[Assistant] You know something that is slightly related to condoms? Our next sponsor, HIMS. You've already heard us talking about HIMS and how they are helping guys look their best. You might already know that quintessential gamer Lawrence Suntag gave HIMS a shot and particularly loved how the brand is tied into medicine and science using real doctors rather than some snake oil made up nonsense.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so another thing that I wanted to talk about today, we can really jump around topics, doesn't matter here, but I figured we should, uh, is that the Oscar nominations came out today? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Yeah, I have. Yes? I've seen, I've heard.


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[Assistant] How did, how did we feel about those? I know Joker is leading with 11 nominations. Uh, people are saying Greta Gerwig was snubbed, Lupita Nyong'o was snubbed, uh, Jennifer Lopez was snubbed, Joker? I did.


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[Assistant] It's also, they play it out because they were leading toward that one movie. Like, the fact that they stuck to that vision for that long is incredible.


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[Assistant] I have a lot of questions. Yeah, Star Wars is best visual effects as well. So is the Irishman. So best visual effects I get. Avengers Endgame, The Lion King, Star Wars, 1917, all make sense. Why is the Irishman there?


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[Assistant] I have, uh, the first 15 minutes of that movie, I think I was sitting sort of like this, because I was so physically uncomfortable with just the way they look and their faces move on their bodies is really like, oh, just awful.


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[Assistant] A thing that I think most people don't realize, which I'm sure you know, James, is like, they, they have to pay to have things nominated. So it's like.


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[Assistant] It's not a thing where a board of people nominates a bunch of films and then the board votes on the things like the Game Awards is. It's a bunch of studios paying to have someone nominated for a certain thing and then paying to make sure that the people on the board watch that thing and pay attention to it. So it's not like you say someone was snubbed, but it's probably that that studio just didn't pay for them to be nominated. So it doesn't mean anything.


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[Assistant] Transactions and those are the worst. Not to mention, once that happens, you feel like you could be overpaying every time you shop and just losing tons of money, but you absolutely don't need to.


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[Assistant] Not that you would do that on purpose.


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[Assistant] It's true, dude. Do we have any more oscars things that we wanted to talk about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just tend to opt out of conversations about that film on the internet, so uhm.


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[Assistant] Jedi Fallen Order and that you use the Force, but it comes back to you if you're aggressive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there are elevators in that. No, I mostly have problems where the camera will get stuck when I'm trying to fight something and then I don't have a chance. I guess I'll go fuck myself.


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[Assistant] What else? I just got actually, like, quite annoyed because I'm reading this article about the nominations on the Washington Post and they wrote,


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[Assistant] It is a gun. Yeah, I've never been shot with one. I know they do them at, uh, extra life at Rooster Teeth like pretty often. It stings. It's not that bad?


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[Assistant] Someone's like pointing a fake gun at you. Mhm. I was, uh, very cool and in the top 10 in my city for laser tag in Australia.


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[Assistant] But I had the advantage of, I had the strategy where like every time you would play they would add your score and like your averages and being that I was, I don't know, a 16 year old girl, I would very often have like 10 year old, maybe 8 year old boys try to gang up on me because they're boys and they see a girl. So I would just camp and wait for them and that's how I got most of my points. That's not gonna work for me in paintball?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they said it was cut. I assumed that that was him being force sensitive, but I've had many conversations where people were like, he's clearly in love with her. I was like, since when?


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[Assistant] Poe and BB-8 are butts, you know? BB-8 rolls out and does his beeps and then Poe's like,


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[Assistant] Best original score, John Williams. Star Wars, I guess. Best sound editing. Okay, they all make sense. Yeah, good at all of those things. I saw it with my mom and my stepdad who have not seen any of the films other than New Hope and they had a great time.


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[Assistant] Oh, no way, I thought it was longer than that. Yeah, no, it's like two and a half hours.


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[Assistant] I love it. I specifically remember this part of Lost. I was pretty young when it started airing, so I don't remember it that well, but like I couldn't tell you the characters, but someone who's just beating the shit out of the other person's chest and they actually do come back to life. It's Jack.


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[Assistant] Could be anything. Uhm, alright, I think that wraps up the show. It's a big grab bag. On Precordial Thump. Uh, you guys wanna throw to where we can find you at and stuff? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know that your channel, when you put in crank gameplays, redirects to crank game?


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[Assistant] Alright, before we wrap up the show, we do have a clip to show you guys from Season 2 of, uh, Achievement Haunter. Our friends over at Achievement Haunter are making a new show that comes out later this month, I believe. January 3rd.


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[Assistant] Are they allowed to call it Thanksgiving in other countries?


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[Assistant] Elon Musk hates the environment, so he wouldn't drive a Tesla. He fires a gas gun.


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[Assistant] Maybe. I-I'm curious, is the window pointed? Because...


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[Assistant] The window goes to a point where the glass is. So when you roll the window down, is there


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[Assistant] But that's like a, that's a new thing, isn't it? Like my grandpa's old Ford, you know, wasn't, you weren't looking down on everyone as he drove down the road.


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[Assistant] You know how it's really big right now for hipsters, especially in LA, that are like, they can't afford their


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[Assistant] Well have you guys seen the video of, it's at the, what's that old timey like antiques roadshow? Where the guy picks up, it's like this antique clay model of something, it's like a ring, and then he just goes whoop and drops it, it's one of a kind, it shatters on the ground.


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[Assistant] I mean that's what this reminded me of.


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[Assistant] That's right, I want a steering wheel that's just like a stick that comes to the bottom and has a little handle on it.


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[Assistant] Croc melted. Yeah, they look like crocs.


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[Assistant] Spanky Stokes. Spanky Stokes is what? He's an old friend and he's tight with the designer comp people. He always has that big, like a big statue.


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[Assistant] It was actually, he stole it from a movie theater after Monsters Inc. closed. It's a sully and then he covered it in white fur and gave it a big eye.


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[Assistant] Well that was what it originally was, it was like vinyl toy con and it was just all of the vinyl toy people making dunnies, custom dunnies and stuff. It was like their convention and then it expanded into designer con.


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[Assistant] Did Sucklord do his talk show? Sucklord?


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[Assistant] He had a talk show where, uh, he would just bring up different artists and just kinda fuck around. But he'd hired a stripper just to sit there and like look bored the whole time. And he'd like throw to her to like ask her things.


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[Assistant] Uh, but when I, the last time I went it was like after they had transitioned to designer con and like there were kids everywhere and so he was up on this stage with this stripper and there were all these like six year olds in the audience like looking up and he was just saying the most profane stuff and I was like I wonder if this is gonna keep happening every year.


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[Assistant] You know, if we just use these other vendors, they're 10 cents cheaper per pound or whatever, we could be saving millions of dollars, and Papa John would go, NO!


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[Assistant] I don't know, I mean, I used to hate dominoes, and then I tried it again recently. And you like it?


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[Assistant] I like it, yeah. Really? You think it's better? Man, I couldn't find any change. I actually, uh, well yeah. They're, uh, what I get is, uh, they're thin crust with the white sauce and chicken and onion. Oh.


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[Assistant] The other, like, I don't know. The Hut? Yea, the Hut. Little Caesars.


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[Assistant] Did you guys ever try the pretzel pizza from Little Caesars? Where it was a pretzel crust and then they just covered it in salt?


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm reading there. Maybe there's multiple sizzles happening. Last time I was there, I got the all you can eat fried shrimp. Oh god. And then, so I ate a whole plate of it and she brought another plate and I said, could I get this in a to-go box? And she said, sorry, you can't take all you can eat home. And I said, okay. She walked away and then I just took a napkin and I wrapped it all up in a napkin and I put it in my pocket.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know, uhm, I guess, uh, that life is very long.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it has been a good year for me, but, uh, I'm, I know it's gonna get better, and like...


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[Assistant] Both my donuts today. Both. There's ups and downs. Peaks and valleys. Yeah. Uhm, but I'm thankful that I can, like, it's not that things aren't a constant forever. But like, it's always changing. And, you know, uh, things are gonna be awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's also, like, I didn't want to just say, this job. Uhm, but I am actually very thankful.


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[Assistant] Uh, that is, that is something I am kind of thankful for. I've been for the past year and a half I've been looking to move and get out of my apartment because I was paying so much. And then I finally met someone who's cool enough to move in with and now I'm saving like


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[Assistant] Thousand dollars a month, so. That's good. Yea. Gotta pay off that.


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[Assistant] I know what I'm thinking, or I know what it is!


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[Assistant] Hey, hi guys. First time on D2, right? Yeah, it is. How's it feel? We talked about that it's like a futuristic diner or something. Is it weird how the seats go past 90 degrees? It's interesting. It's like leaning you forward.


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[Assistant] Musician, author. Yea, author of two books. How many times have you done the Tough Mudder?


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[Assistant] The Tough Mudder? Yeah, the Tough Mudder. The CrossFit? It's not CrossFit, but the obstacle course where you're running in the mud. The Tough Mudder. Oh! I don't know, I'm trying to figure out what he's done.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm a boxers guy. I am.


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[Assistant] They always, like, briefs and stuff like that, always like, you know, they hold you tightly.


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[Assistant] It was something. It was still something. You paved the road. The energy on that shoot was low and then she did a handstand and twerked and then it skyrocketed and everyone said this is it. That's how it takes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm the singer in, uh, I'm in a band called 1551 and we had an album come out last year. That's actually why we have you on, to promote that.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, you got all the pedals, but you only need the one. Rover driven guitar. That's it. That's it. That's the one thing. But you need the one song on the album with the piano. Oh yeah. Right? You gotta have that in there. Let's bring it down. And then, but the, you know, the chorus is still there.


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[Assistant] And so, but it wasn't, they were just singing to a backing track. Right. So they both did participate. Jeremy? Did he have sunglasses on inside? Cause he did at the show. I can't remember, I can't remember if they were on backwards.


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[Assistant] But, like, you know how sometimes as you're walking in they like play music or whatever? Yea. And we're like, oh that's cool that they're playing metric. And then we got closer like, they're on stage, playing their own music. Yea.


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[Assistant] No, I think they are at 100% capacity.


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[Assistant] He's like, I'll come back. And the guy's like, but I learned all the songs. I just learned all the songs.


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[Assistant] A band that was known for something that then someone left and they're like, I'm gonna form my own band, you'll see. Adios.


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[Assistant] Oh, what he formed after Stone Temple Pilots. It wasn't Velvet Root. I don't know.


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[Assistant] There was Perfect Circle, which was the super band. They're like, it's We Got One Member from a Bunch of Stuff! Yeah.


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[Assistant] Only things that go up to his collar and like things that hang off his sleeves. What was- it was at the drive-in and then they for- what was the- The Mars Volta. Mars Volta, that's what it was.


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[Assistant] Like, you were like, oh, I'm gonna hang out in this pond, and the pond became an ocean, and you're like, oh well, the swim back to shore was gonna take forever.


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[Assistant] It, it is also super depressing, but then it kind of like, it was like, eh, whatever. But then country music is the equivalent of that, where country, no matter how, you, you just made 250 million dollars last year on your last tour.


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[Assistant] What's your song about? He's like, A bear, my porch and my broke down truck been lost to my girl again. You know, like that's what the music, that's the only music they can write. It's what people love. It's what people love.


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[Assistant] I don't know Garth Brooks, but I know this other guy.


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[Assistant] Which one's which? I respect him as an artist for wanting to do that. For anyone who's like, I mean I've conquered this genre and I'm kind of tired of this shit. Can I get- what do I have to do to get out of here? Put a fucking thing on my chin? I don't know. He tried. He's the original Chris Gange- Chris Gangelz.


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[Assistant] That shirt's great. I want that shirt. Either way, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess so. I mean, you could do, I guess, lots of ab exercises. Thing is, you're, I mean, to be fair.


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[Assistant] That's, your body's got it. We can plank now. Uhm, but then the threshold of going like 60 seconds to 8 hours is pretty insane.


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[Assistant] But they have to change, they would have to periodically change them because his elbows are bloodying up, like he's, the friction is causing his elbows to blood, yea look at his elbows.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it, again, it's a mental, it's a testament to mind over math. Oh, that's them changing the, or they're icing him. Yeah. Yeah. They put like ice on there and then they would, he'd have like a thing, they'd give him water.


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[Assistant] I just, well also you see the video and you're like, well there weren't people around him for the whole eight hours, right?


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[Assistant] Mine, do you think you could listen to this for 8 hours? After the weekly, after our last week, I'm not sure there's many things I could do for that long.


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[Assistant] I dunno, it's a long- when you're focusing on one activity for a long time, it feels really, really, really, really long.


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[Assistant] Man, I mean, here's number one, me as a human being, I don't give two shits about Guinness World Records. I will never. Even if they're like, but this one's easy, I don't care. At all. I don't want that. If it's easy, then someone's gonna come break it anyways. Exactly.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I could realistically do for eight hours. Sleep!


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[Assistant] I think it was. I don't know how the YouTube algorithm works, uhm, because it seems like it never recommends any of our videos, but it's, I accidentally watched three seconds of someone doing a Breath of the Wild freezing and then launching themselves on a tree video or whatever and now it's all like


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[Assistant] That's his buddy, he's dead. Uhm, and uh, but uh, so, he, he, the barrel is on one side of the world, and he wanted to see, this guy wanted to see if the barrel would work when you're trying to go into the Gerudo village where you have to be dressed like a woman.


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[Assistant] Holding a direction and just going. Maybe I could do that. They had that in GTA. There was that, uh, Keflom thing. Wasn't it like run through the desert for certain amounts? Yea, in GTA 5, in the single player, there's this whole Keflom mission. Where like, there was that religion that's in the game. And, uh, one of the things they say was you had to put on a suit.


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[Assistant] Two minutes is the right amount of time. Exactly two minutes or more.


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[Assistant] They're saying a free upgrade. You should only have to buy game 1s. How many times did we buy GTA?


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[Assistant] Pretty much. And, uh, I believe, I think the Xbox Twitter account also confirmed you can do this for Halo Infinite.


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[Assistant] Okay, but yeah, they weren't great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can I pick either one? So there's duplicate halos? Yeah, you can be whatever. Okay, so there could be two girl halos, or I could know there could be no girl halos.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that is. You make your own Spartan. A Spartan 3. Yeah? A Halo? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So it sounds like that's just the standard they're going for with the Xbox Series X is just if you have a game for the one that's coming out on the Series X, hopefully you don't have to purchase it a second time.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's interesting, like, I mean, maybe they're gonna do the same thing with PlayStation, but it sounds like no, right? Sounds like PlayStation is a new box with new stuff in it.


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[Assistant] I still think, I still stand by this, E3, this year. Microsoft goes up stage, they're gonna reveal it for the first time, right, the big box against the controller there, and then at the end of the thing they're gonna go, at the end of the thing they're gonna go, we have one more thing to show you.


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[Assistant] And he's gonna take it, and that was a fake, that was a 3D printed fake box, and below is the thing the size of a Chromecast. They go, that's the Xbox One X Series X.


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[Assistant] It looks great in our, uh, lab that doesn't have dust in it.


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[Assistant] Right. Is how sometimes they do the tests. Like, can it be on its side?


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[Assistant] We really want people to buy this on a console, you know?


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[Assistant] Stuff. I've been talking with you a little bit about how you're like, oh I got a new monitor, right? You got a new monitor. And I'm like, should I upgrade my system? Hmm.


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[Assistant] The only game I play regularly has 2014 in the title.


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[Assistant] Rocksmith Remastered 2014 or whatever is like the only thing that I sit down at my computer to regularly play. I'm like, it literally has 2014 in the title, so maybe I don't need to upgrade anything.


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[Assistant] I, if it's, uh, it's this Switch, yea buddy, I can play through those games, cause I can just sit on a couch or whatever. Old man. Yea, anything we have to turn something on or can't play it on a plane. I just don't have the time. Have your ideas a gamer and if they don't reveal the dongle, just turn it in. Yea, absolutely.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think someone at Machinima circa 2014 is trying to buy that right now today, and someone's like, alright, but it's gonna cost 500 billion dollars, and they're like, that's fine!


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[Assistant] That's why I think, just hearing that it's about Lilith, I don't know if that's a good idea. I don't think making a movie around the characters that have already been established in the game is a great thing because


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[Assistant] They're fun, I enjoy them a lot. The story isn't the greatest thing in the world, in Borderlands. Especially Borderlands 1 is...bad. Yeaah. It's designed to be played, right? And played in an open world fashion.


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[Assistant] Like, where they were like, where they were like, well, gaming narratives aren't good enough. So how can we just pick cherry pick elements from what we know about the game and then throw them in there into a more conventional story?


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[Assistant] Take the universe that they have with Boarlands and just make it about new people. Like when you said Tales of the Boarlands, it's not about anyone that was in the games. It's new people. One of my favorite things is when a game or a movie, especially Star Wars is probably the most guilty of it, is like, in the most vast


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[Assistant] There's so much here. Like you'll just wander into one little thing and then there'll be a dialogue tree with an NPC and you're like, that's really interesting. And they're like, but what is a siren?


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[Assistant] That's one of the things I think made Fallen Order so good. Jedi Fallen Order was like such a good game, cause it was like, we knew the universe, but it was like this character we didn't know. Yeaah. And, you know, it was all this-


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[Assistant] You can play as New Zero. Yeaah. I was the guy who threw dogs. Oh yeaah. All black.


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[Assistant] Not really, honest. I mean, I'll see it when it comes out, but I don't know. Movie adaptations of video games have not been very...


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[Assistant] Great in the past. Sonic I don't think was bad. You don't think was bad? Did you see it? No, I thought Sonic was pretty good.


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[Assistant] You know, like, like, I don't, I don't read a book and then go, that book was really good for a kid's book unless it was just pictures, you know, like. That's what Sonic was, his pictures.


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[Assistant] But uh, I, I, I mean I'll just have to wait and see. I'm just kinda nervous that what they're gonna try to do is play off of the story that the games have had or like try to like do a prequel in the form of a movie and I don't think that's gonna work out very well.


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[Assistant] Well, based off that, uh, it's one of those things where you're like, oh, maybe until you read that description you're like, number one, this doesn't sound anything like Borderlands. Yep. Doesn't sound like the characters I know.


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[Assistant] This is his. This is his moment. I did. Do you like how it was like one movie with like four other movies in it and then it fast forwarded like literally in that movie it fast forwarded through three or four other movies and then ended with the end of the fifth movie? I didn't feel like I needed a nap. I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] I think it did, it did okay, right? Didn't it do okay in theaters? I like James Cameron, he's like, I came up


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[Assistant] Somewhere, your guardian angel Chester Bennington is...


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[Assistant] Like an old friend! Yeah. Good to see you again, pal. How have you been? Hello, mine. Okay, the last one I said was wrong. Okay, so you wanna switch any then? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's fine. No, that validated me a little bit. You got, I mean you did, you got pretty close, and also I was like, oh well there's flavors, I feel like flavors are gonna affect it.


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[Assistant] I mean it just seems like skittles. You know how skittles aren't like fruits? Like it's just the flavor of skittles. If they just took a handful of whatever skittles they got out of a bag and threw it into some other flavor or something and it just seeps, that's what it tastes like.


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[Assistant] It's a lot better than this or this alone. Yeah, you cut it.


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[Assistant] There's also some rains that are zero and some flavors have ten. And this one's like, cause it's all taurine or whatever, right? Like taurine and guarana.


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[Assistant] It's fun. The game does more talking than we do. But, it's still pretty good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a new show. If you keep your eye on Roosterteeth.com, you may have seen a preview for it and what's coming in 2020 kind of real, but it's a show that


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[Assistant] Without the instructions or maybe some sort of handicaps along the way. Uhm, but that show's gonna be coming out March 20th on YouTube and Rooster Teeth. How many episodes? There will be six episodes with ever increasing challenges and fun and games and it's gonna be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] I slept a lot. Okay. I did a lot of sleeping. You know that scene when Jenny comes home?


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[Assistant] Forest Gump. And Forest Gump. Oh, yes. So this is another character named Jenny? I don't think so. Uhm, when Jenny comes home to Forest, and he's like, oh, I'm so excited to have you back, and he just like keeps checking in on her, and she just, she just is sleeping. And that's the whole thing. That was me.


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[Assistant] That was me. Apparently the last year was me basically living through the 70s. Do you think for, oh that was the 80s by that time, right? Well, but she heard


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[Assistant] He did. He died a virgin. No, cause he has a kid. What? He has a kid at the end. His name's Forrest and if the kid's name is Forrest and his name is Forrest, they must be related.


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[Assistant] Also, also, we were watching and kept waiting for the speech about God and it like, they would come close but then never actually go into it. But I guess the version we watched is a new edited version called Best Friend from Heaven where there's an alternate titled one called God's Best Friend.


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[Assistant] Because the bride who doesn't get married, her father is a preacher. And there's a lot of interactions with that father, but he never actually... Right. Secular cut.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're delivering a pizza. Extra cheese, by the way. Can I tell you about Jesus?


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[Assistant] I just found it. I went deep diving on Netflix, which is where you don't watch the things that they refer to you. You write names of other movies in the search and then you go through that list. I found this movie called Animal World, which is a Chinese film.


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[Assistant] About this guy who is taken in by loan sharks, debt collectors and then taken in an oil tanker in the middle of the ocean and forced to compete in paper rock scissors like Battle Royale.


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[Assistant] Where the animals- This was not a dream. No. Okay. It was real. But it's also, it's shot like, uh,


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[Assistant] Right. You shoot on videotape? You told me, you told me you were gonna use all, get rid of all that Super 8 film that I handed you. It's coming back. It's vintage now.


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[Assistant] Here's a brief, here's a brief aside. Uhm, when I moved to LA, obviously I was just trying to get a job anywhere and just wanted to be anywhere within the industry. Didn't matter. So one of the places I applied was at this place called Pro 8mm in Burbank and uhm, it's basically just a


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[Assistant] 8mm shop. They, they, uh, sell film and then they also process film on the 8mm.


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[Assistant] And I went, so I went and it was literally just for a position, just like checking orders and processing orders. And then they were like, oh, well, maybe we'll train you and then you can learn how to do film processing. And sometimes we have editing and stuff. It's like, oh, well it's close enough. And then.


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[Assistant] They called and they were like, well, we can only offer you this much. And I was like, ehh.


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[Assistant] That's fine. And I had something else. Then I think we mutually agreed not to do it. They probably didn't want me anyway. Uhm. Since then I've had...


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[Assistant] Countless jobs at countless different places. Places I've worked at have completely gone under that don't exist anymore. Uhm, lots of, tons of layoffs, been through tons of layoffs.


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[Assistant] We were in Burbank not too long ago and drove down the street. Pro 8mm. Still there. Expanded into the building next to it.


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[Assistant] Really? I would probably have, I would have had better job security if I had accepted that job.


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[Assistant] And I'd be doing great. I might be CEO. Well they might be the only... I think they're probably one of them.


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[Assistant] I shot a kung-fu movie. A whole kung-fu movie that way. It was an action choreography. I was like, alright, we need to stop. I'm going to hit stop as soon as you make contact with his fist, with his head, and then I'm going to cut to a wide and then we'll start there and then you'll pull it back.


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[Assistant] Wow, my gosh. Technology is so obsolete, it seems. Yeaah. It seems like all these technologies that we were exposed to then, that we grew up with, are just worthless now. Just throw it in the trash except the Pro 8mm. Thanks for mentioning that.


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[Assistant] I, I do appreciate that you can have something bigger, cause like, some, like, sometimes I think, oh maybe I should get a bigger phone, but then I like,


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[Assistant] It's just a personal complaint. Everyone loves that controller, so I know this is something with me, but I can't. I'm coming in horizontally.


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[Assistant] Xbox controllers, it feels like my thumbs are in a straight line when I'm trying to use the sticks.


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[Assistant] So like, when I was playing Spider-Man, and I'm just like swinging through the city, swinging through the city, at a certain point I'd always have to do this thing, where I'd go like


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[Assistant] And then readjust my thumbs because it was sliding off the top of the analog stick.


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[Assistant] And then that'll be the next box that you have for a couple years. Whereas Xbox seems like, they're like, we're only gonna build boxes for as long as we need to.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, except your thumb slips off and you crash.


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[Assistant] Is it breathing? Oh that's for aerodynamics? It is the Mercedes Avatar. Okay.


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[Assistant] I think the entertainment industry has agreed that Avatar is popular.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, it's gonna be one of those things where there's enough financial incentive for Avatar to be a big thing that it will be regardless of what we care. Also, when we went to Disney World and we came back and I was just constantly getting served with Google stories because they knew I was there about theme parks.


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[Assistant] Avatarland is the most popular part of any theme park in the world apparently. In terms of population density and the number of foot traffic that goes there, everyone's going to Avatarland, everyone's riding the flight of the


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[Assistant] We're gonna get em, whether we like em or not. I don't like having it short.


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[Assistant] You come around that corner and there's a giant animatronic Navi in a test tube. Everyone's freaking out. Someone got kicked out of our ride because they skipped ahead in the line because they wanted to rush to take a picture of it. And then they, but they cut in the line to do it and someone came and got them like, you got, no, you're out.


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[Assistant] The only thing the glasses change is when you look down, it doesn't make you feel stupid, cause it makes those go invisible.


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[Assistant] I saw some guy, some videos about people who like, is for Amazon factory workers.


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[Assistant] And it's like an exoskeleton that they wear so that way they don't destroy their shoulders constantly raising and putting stuff in.


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[Assistant] The sad thing is we're at a point in a society where all this technology is really cool. I mean, god, it's gonna help so many people. No one's gonna be able to afford this.


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[Assistant] Carry people to their beds and help them use like everything and then someone who has bad knees they can put this on and go out to work and then they looked at the chart of how much each one would cost and then how much


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[Assistant] This person ha- how much money this person has, and they said, no one will ever be able to afford these useful, helpful items that could change their lives. And they said, let's just say it's a luxury item and say it's workout equipment.


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[Assistant] Maybe. You ever see the videos of the really old guys run, like, doing sprints? No. It's pretty good.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not funny, but it's like, it's still, still old men doing athletic endeavors, but it's like, this old man's like, alright, he's gonna run a hundred meters, and it's a sprint, and he's like 98 or something. He just gets there and he just, he just kind of trots himself across, and then he's like, I need to sit down.


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[Assistant] Well, what if unicorn poop tastes exactly like rainbow ice cream?


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[Assistant] End of last year changed and said all their chicken is gonna come from cage free.


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[Assistant] Well, no, I mean maybe, but like they basically said we're not gonna do the thing where it's about, it's a thousand chickens on top of each other in one cage, like killing each other. A chicken party. It's like, we are going to commit to actually having


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[Assistant] They buy 20% of the chickens in all of North America. This is going to have an effect. So I do think that these, as these major fast food chains kinda like pick up on things, I still...


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[Assistant] We still haven't necessarily solved a nutrition issue though. What's that? We're gonna s- it doesn't matter if it's- vegetarian doesn't mean healthy.


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[Assistant] Meat, carnivore doesn't mean healthy. Like, so we still haven't solved the nutrition issue. There's still a nutrition gap. Impossible burgers aren't specifically healthier for you by nature of them being vegetarian.


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[Assistant] It means that vegetarians can have something that tastes and is flavorful. That's something that is probably also not good for you. So.


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[Assistant] They're marketed as being healthier and they are plant based but they use a lot of fats and other chemical processes.


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[Assistant] Not, not to be a Todd Phillips joker about this, but I always mention that anytime this discussion comes up, because I think it's a gen- I don't have an answer, I don't expect anyone to have an answer, but I think it's a general point of discussion, is that there is kind of a reality that as soon as we stop eating meat,


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[Assistant] I'm just saying if we stopped eating animals and we stopped eating livestock, like there's not going to be a fine, it'll be the same way we preserve other species in some ways, which again is probably better for those remaining species than


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[Assistant] being crammed into a factory and then getting a bolt in the brain, like, but, uh, it is one of those things where it's like, okay, well you, you're gonna reduce that population considerably because you just have no use for it.


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[Assistant] I'm not a nutritionist, but I'm gonna say that's not why bison is better for you. I'm gonna say probably because they're a more active animal because they aren't so mass produced and because what they eat to survive is not


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[Assistant] So what we talked about was Magic Pants, Future Cars, and Torque Sandwiches. There's a ball that follows you, that's not gonna come out.


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[Assistant] You put it with the wall like that behind it, but then there's a naked portrait of you. So you're like, you guys wanna watch some TV? It's like, no, no, alright, I'll turn it off, and then it slides down and it reveals your naked body.


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[Assistant] Already did it, uuuh. Nice. Wait, what? Early adopter, founder? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think if you're curious about whether or not you should fight, if you're curious about whether or not you should fight for that future where the internet is a utility, uhm, Stadia's online. I would say.


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[Assistant] Well let me ask you this about tampons while we're talking about it. Sure. Tampons is a basic human right, but lots of women prefer


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[Assistant] Did we just figure out health insurance? Yes, we did. You don't have to ever worry about going without tampons. But if you want to pay a little more into the system for yourself,


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[Assistant] This girl in the red top did not realize you- if you can't see the lens, the lens can't see you, babe.


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[Assistant] I hate that, I hate that I'm burdened with this like desire to make, like put thought into things.


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[Assistant] Not to diminish what they do. I'm not, I'm not the kind of person who's gonna go like, TIKTOKERS ARE JUST TIKTOKERS. They're clearly doing something that's resonating with an audience and they're building that audience and they're very, very, very responsible about what they are doing to continue maintaining that audience and it's made them a lot of money. Maybe we're too cynical. That's the problem.


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[Assistant] I don't even tweet because I'll think of something and I'll go, no, this isn't worth it. This isn't worth it.


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[Assistant] I just, I just don't know that I want, like how, if I say I got TikTok, I'm probably not gonna get TikTok, but say I got TikTok, is there a way for me to do it so that way I don't get


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[Assistant] 16 year old dancing girls popping up every three seconds.


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[Assistant] Like I want calm, I want calm. You say not interested. But not interested in what? Cause I even have this problem with Google where it's like, like it'll serve me a story of Victoria Beckham


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[Assistant] It's like the effort you would put into online dating, except it's just to kind of consume media online. Yeah, I don't have time for that. But, I'm happy for everyone that's doing it. Sure. I can't wait to die alone. You should try taking longer shits.


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[Assistant] In, in his defense, when we, like, get, uh, not lectures, but when we get, like, oh, performance stuff from YouTube or whatever, they're very formal, they send out these videos, and I'm like, here's how to succeed on a beat.


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[Assistant] It's like, be true. Be weird. Speak with your own- It's all the same language and stuff, so. They're not- He's not wrong. 17 year old, uh, Badongles? What was his name? He's not wrong. Little hoodie!


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[Assistant] If you find yourself with a couple extra bucks, Red Cross and World Wildlife Foundation can probably use your help right now.


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[Assistant] I know, I know WWF, but uhm, they could probably use your help right now, so if you got a couple extra bucks, feel free to toss something in.


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[Assistant] There's not a lot you can do financially, there are some organizations that will happily take your money and try and put it to-


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[Assistant] It also happened, a lot of some of that stuff that came together that allowed IG to come back under this umbrella was happening at the same time as Arizona.


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[Assistant] Today on the show, we're recording from our respective homes. Why? Because the world is on fire. How about yours? Let's make show good. Smash Mouth intro. Roll the graphic.


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[Assistant] That's how the law says. And the original wife of Tim Burton, uh, Omar D'Armas. Hey everyone, welcome. How's everyone doing today?


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[Assistant] Could be better. Could be better, yeaah. We're going to be talking about that mostly on the show, uh, but before we begin, I want to let you know that today's sponsor is Mint Mobile. You can cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month if you go to mintmobile.com slash dude.


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[Assistant] Anyway, how, uh, well, I'll ask the question again. I'll just go around the room. How, how is everyone doing today? How are you feeling?


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[Assistant] We're trying our best right now so that the actual final recording of this sounds okay, but just now I could hear Elise on James' mic and Omar's mic keeps cutting out because his internet's so bad. I forget how much I rely on the office.


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[Assistant] Things, I mean, things break at the office all the time, but they break far less than...


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I was joking before, James and Elise can't afford to live the Freddie Mercury lifestyle. So they are currently recording in their respective kitchen that does not have a table. It has two office desks in it. I think Omar's, we can kind of see his kitchen too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I guess also some context if you haven't, if you haven't figured it out as of yet, all of Funhaus as of March 20th has been asked to work from home due to the worldwide nature of what's going on right now.


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[Assistant] And we are abiding by the quarantine mandate, so...


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[Assistant] For about a week, all of our editors were working off site, which was a struggle, but we were still making it work. And we said, well, at least we can still go into the office and make content.


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[Assistant] After one week, it was asked all California residents to stay home. So now we're trying to do our normal day to day jobs at home, which is.


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[Assistant] Like trying to walk while using a pogo stick and drying with boxing gloves on. It feels so much harder than what our day to day is. And it's been an interesting challenge to say the least.


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[Assistant] We're still gonna try it. Uhm, we're doing a Half-Life Alex VR gameplay, which I believe that the conversation was, hey, we should do a VR gameplay. Like, absolutely, let's do it.


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[Assistant] And we got nine tenths of the way there. I was, I played it for about an hour last night. I got it working. I was recording. Everything was fine. And then literally as soon as I hit the record button, it went fatal error, fatal error. And I went, Oh God. And this happened yesterday when we were just, just trying to play GTA.


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[Assistant] This has been the curse lately where like you get right to the moment where you're about to record something and then it all comes crashing down.


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[Assistant] And it's uhm, these are the growing pains, sort of reverse growing pains. I don't know what you.


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[Assistant] Like, can you guys hear me? I'm saying it's like regressing pains. This is like. Yeah, we can hear.


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[Assistant] I mean, uh, and everyone's sort of scrambling and trying to do the same thing, like, like what you're talking about there Omar, where it's like,


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[Assistant] James was saying earlier how, like, we're trying to just make the same content where it's one person playing, two people watching, and...


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[Assistant] Like we saw Andy from Kinda Funny streaming to Tim and both Elise and I messaged him independently like that.


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[Assistant] How you do that, how you do that, and we, through Discord, we found a way that we can make it happen, but then it's like, there's so many variables now.


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[Assistant] Speaking of which, uh, I did want to talk a little bit about this. I guess this quarantine thing could not have happened at a better time if you're into video games because both Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing came out on the same day last week. Have you guys been playing those at all?


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[Assistant] It's, yeaah, I feel like anything that I've played has been related to content that we're trying to make for the channel, which is really frustrating. This is, this is technically day three.


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[Assistant] Uh, all of us being indoors and I think we've recorded one video. Maybe? Maybe this is the second one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I just, I don't know, like, in terms of getting normal day to day content, we haven't figured that out yet of...


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[Assistant] What can we create in a normal way? We're trying, we're figuring it out, but this is like, this really is trial by fire.


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[Assistant] And you like it? I mean, I've read a fair amount of different...


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[Assistant] Takes on it. Most people seem to like it, but there does seem to be some people are like, it's too different from what 2016 Doom was. They seem to be leaning more in a different way than I thought they were going to.


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[Assistant] I, we, I've heard that game is like it's so bad it's good though.


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[Assistant] Well, uhm, yeaah, I have, I have Animal Crossing installed and I wanna try to, that's, that's what I want to be like, be my downtime, like.


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[Assistant] I'm, I, I got bored, not bored, uhm, I got sort of stuck and I was like, I was messing with my, uhm,


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[Assistant] Stream, uh, was it Streamlabs? I was like, oh, I haven't messed with my, like,


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[Assistant] Stream graphics stuff. I love making stream graphics. I don't like streaming. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So much, but I was like, man, I, I'm, this is kind of a good way to be like artistic and try something like, maybe I'll play doom. And like after we did the stream, I was like, oh, I actually enjoy playing doom for people. That's fun. So like, that's something that like, I might still try to make work out of and still play it. But, um, it, it's a weird, we're in a weird bind right now, right? Where it's like every hour of our day feels taken up and most of it's not making content. And it's, it's really, I don't know. I just feel frustrated. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, we're also, we're in a weird place too where it's like, we're supposed to be creating content that makes people laugh and...


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[Assistant] There's like, there's just, I don't know, there's so many, like today I, I had a, I had a minor panic attack cause I was up all night last night getting this half-life Alexing working and then we had it ready to go this morning and then it just all comes crashing down that you're just like, what do I, what do I do? You know?


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[Assistant] And it's just like, I don't know, I popped some kava, I don't know if you guys ever had that.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it's like, I, I just, so, there's so many times that we're like, we're just chatting, or like, we're just on Slack, or just talking, and it's like, I'll laugh, and I'm like, I wanna get back to that, I wanna get back to the, the laughter, and just making each other laugh, and like,


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[Assistant] Abrupt chaos, sorry, not broadcast, what I was just saying. Abrupt chaos, where it's just, things just go wrong immediately. My favorite one is, there's a drunk guy bowling.


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[Assistant] And then there's a dude bent over picking up his bowling ball and this little bald guy comes and kicks him in the butt.


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[Assistant] Guy who gets kicked in the butt stands up and stares at him. They have a stare down.


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[Assistant] The guy who kicked him runs off. It looks like a small Adam Sessler. And then...


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[Assistant] There's another random drunk guy who's wearing the same jacket as the guy who got kicked and just drops a bowling ball. It's the most insanely random thing I've ever seen, but like, I just, I can't stop laughing at it. It makes me happy. So that description helped in some way.


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[Assistant] As we do in these trying times, and I actually asked our, uh, fan base what, uh, they had any questions for us, and we're gonna get to this in a second. Before we do, we're gonna listen to our sponsor, uh, Mint Mobile.


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[Assistant] Alright, thank you, Mitmobile. Okay, so like I said, I did the AMA thing, as I tend to do when I host this show, and I got a lot of really good questions, some silly ones, but...


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[Assistant] I kind of want to keep it to like, some of the stuff people actually want to know. Uh, so this one comes from Whitney who says, Oh, this is a different question. This was coming later, but I'll answer it now. Uh, I came back from lunch and it's down again. In all seriousness, I'm sorry, uh, that it keeps going down and blah blah. So it's much appreciated that you keep it up.


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[Assistant] Just wanted to actually get this one out there about Funhouse TV.


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[Assistant] Thing right now and they basically told me so where they're like the machines are taking over, uh, so sometimes random videos will get.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it has yet to be partnered. Uhm, so we're still waiting for that. Uh, just keep watching those little clips we're putting up. I'm trying to put them up when we can. Once I get that going, then we can get like channel managers and stuff like that and it'll make things a lot easier. So, uh, so it's just, just, you know, add it to the pile.


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[Assistant] I think just technology, like you said James, is probably the biggest problem.


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[Assistant] Like I said before, I'm grateful that I do get to keep working. It is just, it's been a really interesting few days trying to figure out.


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[Assistant] How to, uhm, speaking of that, there's actually a really good question from, uhm, user Moony.


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[Assistant] Because with video game industry events like E3, et cetera, being canceled, postponed due to COVID-19, how do you see this affecting developers slash content creators' audience overall? Will we see a bigger shift towards the Nintendo Direct style of delivery or is this just a bump in the road?


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[Assistant] I mean, the only way I can kind of relate is, uhm, you know, some of our internal production, we have other projects, uh, you know, that work on that aren't just the day to day gameplays that we can't.


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[Assistant] We can't work on right now because we can't go into the office. So, you know, obviously it's just like that stuff gets pushed. So yeah, like who knows whatever the next god of war that they're most likely working on that they do a lot of mocap for, does that just get pushed towards the end? Is it going to affect anything? Like we don't know yet. Um, then also going back to the whole thing of like Nintendo direct type events, I feel like that's just where it was going anyway. And just why not? Um, yeah.


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[Assistant] The thing Sony did recently where they were talking about PS5, that was supposed to be at GBC.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so that was just sort of making up for it. It still didn't stop all of our caveman brains from yelling, I want to see box.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I feel like most people are just watching E3 and everything from home anyways, I don't know if that makes too much of a difference, but uhm, yeah. There are aspects? Sorry. What's that? Oh no, go ahead.


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[Assistant] I think I suggested a while ago that we just make a worst of, uh, instead of one of our best of videos. It's just a compilation of all the videos we refuse to release.


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[Assistant] I mean, with that said, uhm, you know, there are some things that make perfect sense, like playing, uh, Journey to Savage Planet, where...


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[Assistant] We were, I mean, we're sitting right next to each other and we could probably replicate that, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is from, uh, another question from James Allen. No relation to a friend of the channel, James Allen.


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[Assistant] Uh, McCune, uh, this obvious one is, uh, obvious question he's asking is, uh, best ways to keep yourself entertained at home. But I'd love to hear what you've all done to keep yourselves occupied. Uhm, I think we've all been occupied with work.


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[Assistant] If we can get work done, yeaah. Uh, I think that's the biggest issue right now. I know for, uhm, James, Elise and I,


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[Assistant] I mean, believe me, man, I wish I could get my day done by noon recording so then I can just go focus on other stuff. I will say I have been taking walks.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you're keeping each other entertained. It must be nice. Your wife is there.


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[Assistant] Uh, actually, I know, it's, it, it sucked for that first week because, uh, Jess's work put her on quarantine, but not, you know, we were still going to the office. So she was home all day, then I came home and she's like,


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[Assistant] No, the splinter's for James. I just had a stick go into my foot like a nail. I pulled it out. It's gone. Mine's in me.


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[Assistant] If I were a lion and someone had done that for me, I would be forever grateful to them.


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[Assistant] Uh, from the quarantine to get stuff done. I hope all of you are doing well. James.


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[Assistant] I mean, people are talking about this too, where they're like, like the OCD-ness is kind of kicking in where it's like.


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[Assistant] The 2020 Olympics are gonna get moved to 2021. You can't have an odd number and it's like, we control time.


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[Assistant] The 2020 Olympics, asterisks, it happened a little later because this world changing event happened.


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[Assistant] Uh, okay, well we're gonna wrap it up here with one final question. Daniel, this is more of a question for James. He says, what are some good workouts you can do in the comfort of your own home without weights to keep fit while watching some of your guys' videos?


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[Assistant] I agree, Elise. I was going to say like a pummel horse doubles as a coffee table.


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[Assistant] So yeah, do that. Uh, if you've ever seen the movie Jim Cotta, that man was in wonderful shape. Go on, Omar, you want to add to this?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uhm, and funny enough, our setup today was less complicated, uhm, but it still didn't work, so maybe, maybe John's onto something.


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[Assistant] I think when I was a kid, I came up with an idea where I was like,


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[Assistant] I, I learned of how like atmospheres were created, and so I was like, I drew this picture of, uh, a campfire on the moon.


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[Assistant] We'll figure something out. Uhm, but with that said, uh, that brings us to an end of this week's episode. I want to thank everyone for joining us today and everyone for listening or watching. Uhm, apologies for any...


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[Assistant] Well, we need to go make some gameplay. So we're going to get out of here. And, uh, I also want to thank everyone who's during. Thank you very much. We'll be back soon and you'll.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's the one you wanted me to do. Okay. What'd you think? Thor? Oh, right. After a night of drinking, I can do an okay Thor voice, but...


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[Assistant] We all do dumb voice impersonations. So do I. You do it professionally. We do it to make each other laugh because mine are usually terrible.


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[Assistant] I still remember, uh, what was the movie, uhm, the Johnny Depp film, Ed Wood.


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[Assistant] Where I remember reading that bit of trivia that I was like, oh, you know, that was a voice actor, Maurice LaMarche, who's dubbing over Vincent Offrey. I was like, well, damn sure he does a good or something else.


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[Assistant] I was, I was talking to, uh, my wife just about this cause she, she's an artist. She draws for, and there's a, there's the October thing, Inktober. And there's an interesting, like.


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[Assistant] Discourse in the artist community of like, well, in order to do Inktober, you must draw pen to paper. You cannot do digital art. And I was like, what a weird way to gatekeep art.


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[Assistant] In a weird way, and that's sort of how I feel about when you're arguing about Marvel movies or movies like voice acting act like.


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[Assistant] Art is art and to discredit it in one of these is like, well, it's not true art or it's not this and that.


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[Assistant] But it's entertainment, it's a different kind of entertainment. May not be for you, but to say.


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[Assistant] It's not one thing or the other. I think at the end of the day it's, it's a form of entertainment and it's artistic entertainment one way or commercial, but it can still be both in a way. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I think you can still have an emotional connection to these things, it just takes ten movies instead of it all being crammed into a three and a half hour epic.


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[Assistant] But like in terms of, like, nothing's changed in the last...


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[Assistant] 30, 40 years though where it's been like, you still record the audio.


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[Assistant] The show was classy, but adult. Yeah. In a weird way. Yeah, we lost the class.


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[Assistant] Like, the states, not that I memorized them, but, uh, I don't know, I just, I thought shows like that just...


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[Assistant] I feel like the lack of respect that's given to voice actors where


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[Assistant] You read life in this character and you create it for a generation and that the fact that someone would have that meeting and say,


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[Assistant] Well what if Cumberbatch was in it? It's a big name.


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[Assistant] Getting ready to, uh, she's getting ready to retire and she's, um, she's moving out of the house and I went to the closet where she kept a lot of VHS's that we grew up with and thankfully...


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[Assistant] Still had my, uh, pinky in the brain. Not pinky in the brain Christmas. Pinky in the brain Christmas. I believe it's only...


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[Assistant] But also, shout out to my mom for having a good eye on good media and exposure.


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[Assistant] What, uh, 1998, I was like, why are we still holding on to the VHS's mom, but even in- She knew.


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[Assistant] In 2019, they're still there, untouched. You're gonna meet that brain.