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[Assistant] That's right. Look, if you hear over in the corner moaning and groaning. I've been hearing that for two weeks. And saying, couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't, shouldn't. Just don't worry about it. It's just contract.


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[Assistant] I was just going to say, they may not make it. Are you going to be sitting on a boat stand on October 1st?


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[Assistant] I like that. Servant man, he's a servant.


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[Assistant] She's all riled up over, I mean she didn't even start digger hunting until she was 50. She shoots one and she's like...


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[Assistant] Get it now. There it is. He said, I just provided us with some meat that we can eat.


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[Assistant] She said she just had to get that nest empty. And then we went to the camp.


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[Assistant] And she, we dropped, and she said, well, we need to clean up. I said, no. No, getting out of recliner out there, we've been taking naps.


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[Assistant] You know her, she can't, she can't be still. And uh, she finally got around to it and sat in that recliner and we took a nap, she woke up and she said, okay, I get it.


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[Assistant] Oh, she had it, it was, it was, I'd had it before somewhere and it was kinda runny and I'm like, ehh.


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[Assistant] She had it, it was. Don't make it runny. He got it damn packed. Yeaah, don't make it runny.


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[Assistant] Oh, that little thing you stick on your arm and you put your phone. Them things. I keep ripping them things off. Limbing up.


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[Assistant] Deer stand, you know, putting lemon up deer standers out there. Boy, I tore it off my arm. Put a knee went on.


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[Assistant] Go out there and work in about two days later, rip that and all. I can't keep him on there. He's a very active young man. You are spry.


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[Assistant] You look at it and you go, okay, great. When you pull it off, you put a new one on.


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[Assistant] That thing got a needle looks like two miles long in it.


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[Assistant] This is what I'm doing. I'm taking ginger. Ginger. Like the tea? I'm taking two pills every morning.


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[Assistant] Of ginger. I got off that medicine. It's making my stomach hurt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so far. I mean, we're going to try it and see.


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[Assistant] That's what you said. That pink stuff, gender, is that what it is?


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[Assistant] No. That is ginger. It's ginger. And wasabi.


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[Assistant] No. Well that's good. I'm confused. Alright, let's start over. Let's start over. Start over. Start over. Ask me if I'm taking my medicine. Are you taking your medicine? No!


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you can't have the cinnamon toast crunch. But you can't have the sugar. Can't have cinnamon toast, but I could eat a bunch of it. Cinnamon toast crunch is the greatest cereal ever made. Pour it in a big cup and pour milk on top of it.


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[Assistant] If it don't work, like I said, I'll have to go back on the medicine, but we gonna try it. I feel a lot better.


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[Assistant] You ain't hunting until eleven, come on. Nah. I get daylight six thirty.


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[Assistant] It'll be, let's see, but they ain't been moving. I've been looking on that camera, that camera, and they ain't been moving until 8.30.


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[Assistant] I bet you them fish are biting. I'm kinda scared to go fishing.


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[Assistant] Because I got home from church the other day. Took me a little nap. That was blessed rest.


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[Assistant] You get the best rest on Sunday, cause it's blast, you know.


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[Assistant] And I went out there and backed up to my boat, cranked it down, on the ball.


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[Assistant] Six miles down the road, went over a bridge, my boat come off the trailer.


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[Assistant] Not off the trailer, off the ball. Oh, trailer come off the ball. Wait, your trailer came off your truck?


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[Assistant] He said, oh yea, that stinking sea ark's a tank. It gets into a vehicle, it says nothing.


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[Assistant] Blank, blank around on my passioner's side, the taillight.


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[Assistant] And it hit right there under between the, uh, bumper and the blo- and the light. It put a crease in there.


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[Assistant] About thirty. I was coming to a stop sign.


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[Assistant] Them idiots do what I just told you. They back up to the trailer, they jack the hitch down on the ball, they put their jack up.


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[Assistant] They put their chains on, they plug the thing on, then they go do something else. And they don't latch it.


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[Assistant] They walk off and don't latch. That's what the...


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[Assistant] So now, I gotta get a rea- I need to put me a note on the steering wheel. LATCH!


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[Assistant] Now I was, I was going to Darbonne, I cut through that Guyton Road, Guyton Church, something. Yeah. Guyton Swamp Road.


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[Assistant] Now, that's all we're about to see. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] We're okay. We passed me and Stone passed him on the side of the road. I said- Didn't even help. Just kept on going.


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[Assistant] You gotta buy the, well I had to buy the whole assembly anyway, but $132.


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[Assistant] Yep. I can't afford to fall off. I do. Sugar go up and I don't do, I don't know what happens.


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[Assistant] I don't want to find out. Cinnamon? Cinnamon. Oh man. Yea, it was dropping out. Dropping.


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[Assistant] What's the difference between a cat and a comma?


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[Assistant] A bear walks in a bar and he says, give me a whiskey and cola.


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[Assistant] And the bartender says, why the big paws? He said, I don't know, I was born with them.


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[Assistant] I like a snack anytime. Oh, I have to eat snacks, that's the good part.


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[Assistant] I like that bourbon smoked bourbon. And the barbeque, they were gone. I ate them first. And the regular originals, they good. All of them's good. Jalapeno.


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[Assistant] Oh lord. Any hoosers. Good night. How am I gonna get off that stand if I get on it? What do you mean? They're moving all morning.


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[Assistant] It is football season. I pay attention. Glad it's fall. It is fall.


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[Assistant] There was some leaves falling off the trees yesterday. Oooh. Was there? All I said, look, the leaves are falling. I said, yep. You gonna be able to see a long way in a couple weeks.


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[Assistant] He's an old bro. Well that's the only one that's any good.


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[Assistant] I've never seen beans in chili willy, mate.


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[Assistant] You don't run good chili with beans. He probably done it one time and said- You wanna put it on beans, hey!


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[Assistant] I thought he was talking about chili. Yeah, they're making stew.


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[Assistant] I thought when Johanna graduated, she'd be out to payroll.


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[Assistant] Do they have a space for black walnut ice cream guts? Can you add that?


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[Assistant] That's what I make now. I don't eat ice cream anymore. I do. I like it.


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[Assistant] And you probably make pretty good money just sitting, there's a lot of people in there. Well, that's like all the people, there's still highways.


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[Assistant] A great white shark spotted off the coast of Wye has left divers stunned. The shark is estimated to be 8 foot wide and is also said to be as long as an adult giraffe tall, 20 foot long.


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[Assistant] The only whale shark I ever saw was in the Atlanta Aquarium and I still stayed back. It was very big. He's biggin'. There was like three of them. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Are we going? I don't know. Are we going to the shark? I would like to go back to that aquarium though. They had no, no. Hey, that's cool thing to watch.


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[Assistant] Now the Georgia Aquarium though, is because when I travel Willy, he's always just sitting in his hotel room, so I would go explore.


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[Assistant] Ralph wanted me to put in an aquarium, I said no Ralph.


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[Assistant] Early bass will eat it too if they're in an aquarium.


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[Assistant] Well, when the power went out at one of them hurricanes, I ate elk for about three days.


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[Assistant] I used to say I wouldn't eat zoo animals, but the Monroe zoo's got some white tail deer and I bet them things are real good cause they, they live in a stress free life over there.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, look. I took my papa, like, yard-raised squirrel one time.


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[Assistant] My wife puts candied jalapenos on pizza. Which is okay, but I like a regular jalapeno on a pizza.


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[Assistant] Did you know what episode this is? We never mentioned it.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's funny. Yeah, but this is episode 150, so for those-


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[Assistant] Alright, last episode I had two and I said, Emily?


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[Assistant] Emily from Oklahoma needs a base. Uhm, here's the deal, she's from Oklahoma.


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[Assistant] She got engaged about a month ago to a great guy. He's from Iowa. Good country.


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[Assistant] Uh, so her dad said yes. Dad said he would pay for the wedding. All's well. They're both 20. They're planning to get married in September.


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[Assistant] Lots of planning's gone into it, dad was on board, and he even already paid to book the venue.


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[Assistant] During this month, a lot of rough things have happened to his fiance,


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[Assistant] Deer totaled his car, lost some money, got laid off of his job.


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[Assistant] Rough times. He's been working doing some small jobs and non-stop trying to earn back what he's lost.


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[Assistant] He told me that he doesn't think a good father would let his daughter marry someone who can't keep their job.


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[Assistant] It was very rough to hear because of how excited we were and how we already told everyone we were getting married.


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[Assistant] So now with a, not a lot of money and being apart, we want to get married, but thinking it would be better to wait till November, even if dad still doesn't support us. Any advice? Emily and Luke. That's a tough one.


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[Assistant] Martin, you look deep in contemplation.


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[Assistant] Life happens, I think people will be understanding of that. Uhm, as far as your dad, is, cause, cause, cause,


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[Assistant] That would be tough, like your dad going from, yeah I like this guy to, ugh, is what it seems like.


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[Assistant] And the only thing, so, she says he got laid off.


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[Assistant] People get laid off and it's not their fault. And I don't know if this is an economy thing or if this is, uh,


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[Assistant] He wasn't a good worker and he got fired thing. And so I think all three of you sitting down and maybe having a chat would be, cause it, cause maybe dad thinks, Hey, you just got fired for being lazy and not working hard, which is what it seems like.


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[Assistant] So if y'all sit down, hash it out, it might be super uncut, which Willie, Willie and Corey did with Johnny and Johnny brought in a stack of papers of statistics. Cause Johnny's the most analytical human being on earth. He was like, this is where all the things go wrong. And you know what? But they sat down, they had it out, had a wedding and look at them now.


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[Assistant] Alright, well here's the verse my dad sent me at 5 24 a.m. I was sleeping, thanks dad. Were you awake?


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[Assistant] That's a good one to remember. All day long, even whenever it's all weird and car wrecks and jobs and dad's upset. Just remember your hope.


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[Assistant] Well, you know how in the emails I get Black Panther pictures, and it's always the same, like three.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's in the, he sent this in. Oh, that was a whitetail there. That's a deer. That's a deer. Obviously. But then what? This is what was chasing the deer. Ooh.


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[Assistant] That's a good one there. I've seen that one. That one's been all over the country. Somebody sent that in.


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[Assistant] Do you like greens, JD? Ah, what? Greens. Greens? Like getting all my vitamins and minerals from vegetables? Yeah. Eh, it's uh, I'm not great at it. But I'll tell you what, been hanging out with Christian Huff. He introduced us to this a while back and he gave us this drink called Athletic Greens. It is awesome. Hey.


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[Assistant] It's one scoop in the morning, you shake a bottle up and you drink it. And right there, you're getting, it's.


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[Assistant] It's really cool. You're getting everything you need as far as vitamins, minerals.


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[Assistant] Whole Foods Source Superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens. And that's just a good way to start your day. The special blend of ingredients supports your gut health, your nervous system, your immune system, your energy, recovery, focus, and aging. Oh, that's not like it covered it all. That's all the things, Sy. So it's a really awesome product.


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[Assistant] I've been on it ever since I, you know, I ended up in the hospital.


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[Assistant] Make a few changes, get a little healthier. It's been awesome. And look, if you're on a diet, it's lifestyle friendly. Whatever that diet is, it works for it. Keto, paleo, vegan, dairy free.


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[Assistant] This will work for you. It supports better sleep quality and recovery, which is, you like sleeping.


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[Assistant] Imagine how good you'd sleep with this. And look, it has over 7,005 star reviews, professional athletes like Christian. I don't know if he's a professional athlete, but he could be. Cause the dude's a beast. He takes it. He's got stone on it. I'm on it. It's just a really awesome product. Great way to start your day and look.


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[Assistant] Most people start their day with a super expensive cup of coffee. This is cheaper than that.


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[Assistant] Whatever you're doing, you can add this into the mix. So right now it's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient daily nutrition, especially heading into the flu and cold season. It's just one scoop and a cup of water every day. That's it. No need for a million different pills and supplements to look out for your health.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a hurt owl and we were going to go get it and take it to where?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they're like, just go throw a blanket over it. Well that thing was hurt, but he was looking at me funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a rough weekend. Oh boy. Well, I thought I was going to be good too. That's the weirdest part.


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[Assistant] So I got him whenever, jeez Louise, here we go again.


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[Assistant] I got him when I was 19 and a half, I guess.


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[Assistant] I thought he died about 20 times by now, but he just kept... truckin' along and... Kept hangin' on.


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[Assistant] We're hanging out with all three of our kids, but yeaah, on Friday I had to take him to the vet and it was time. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't know, it's tough, cause you don't want your dog to suffer, and I-


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[Assistant] I didn't know... The vet told me it was the right time, so she made me feel better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there we are, way back when.


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[Assistant] That's me in Dublin. And then here, here's my, we, I mean, we've been going through the pictures and all that. Look at those guys.


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[Assistant] And so the toughest part, and I mean, I literally took a day off of work. I knew it would be a sad day. I did not know I was going to be a complete and total disaster of a mess. Uhm, when the kids got home from school.


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[Assistant] Nobody prepares you for that and why, like, I, like, and two years ago you got bit by that raccoon.


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[Assistant] I thought that was it. Like when I took him to the vet, I was like, I don't like, I don't think he's going to make it.


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[Assistant] Two years later, here we are. So like I'd kind of had the conversation with them then about a month ago, we talked about it and they like cried themselves to sleep. So I was like.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Uhm, but they took it alright. I dunno.


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[Assistant] Five and three, eight, six and three. I don't even know how old my kids are.


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[Assistant] Well, basset hounds are like 11 to 12. And like Dublin was like, no, he ate more chocolate. He chewed up more diapers. He did not. He shouldn't have been. And you know, the Lord blesses with a.


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[Assistant] You know, it was tough and Benz took it probably the hardest.


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[Assistant] He walked, he, he, cause our dog sits on our back porch and our house is up off the ground. There's like 15 steps down and he just looks over his kingdom of our backyard. And when I told him, Ben's like walked over and looked and I lost, I was like, stay strong, stay strong. Look at my wife, my wife who, you know.


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[Assistant] Dog would run his course with her, but she, like, she's boohooing and then this is the line that just, the whole house melted down. Penns looked at me and goes,


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[Assistant] What's funny is, so a lot of our friends are, you know, they're in the same stage of life as us. So, you know, it's a normal thing to get married, get it, which I got the dog, Alison dumped me. So I got a dog named Dublin to cope and then she came crawling back.


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[Assistant] We did that the best we could. And then I buried him right over, uh, kind of beside our driveway, which I'm starting to think was a mistake. Cause I, every time I leave and every time I come home, I'm like, I look over it. Yeah, but that's where I buried him. And then, but after we told them, we all walked down there.


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[Assistant] We all ballin' together, Ben's prayed, and it was just like, thank you for that. It was, it was, it sucked.


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[Assistant] But it was a really, you know, 14 years of your life with a dog. I've, I've been quoted on this podcast to say dogs aren't in heaven.


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[Assistant] Dublin's got a 50-50 shot cause he gonna have to face some judgement for some of the things he did.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm in. Yeah, they all go there. Maybe he's hanging out with Sarge, my best friend from when I was a baby. So, there you go.


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[Assistant] A lot of naps on that back porch. I don't like looking at my back porch right now because he's supposed to be sleeping out there. Get you another one, he'll sleep out there.


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[Assistant] And that would have been Flow. Uh, I just, I like the name Flow for a dog.


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[Assistant] You know, but Dublin, I don't think there'll ever be another Dublin.


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[Assistant] I'll probably just let my kids name it and it'll probably be as weird as Freddie and Creddy.


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[Assistant] That's a picture that I will always have right there.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, he's from LA too, south out, lower Alabama. Alabama. All right. So he's got a six-year-old son. He loves hunting, fishing, all the things. Fairly avid outdoorsman. Uh, whenever they get a chance, he wants to be outside. Great thing. He loves hunting. He's just super into it, right? So that's where he's too into it maybe.


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[Assistant] Over the last year or two, he has become obsessed with the idea that any wild animal that may cross, it's time to take him out. I like him. Hunting style.


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[Assistant] So, he wants him to be passionate about the outdoors.


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[Assistant] But he wants, how do we dial back the, if it's brown, it's like, we're just going to take out everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the son, not the kid, no, not the adult, not the adult.


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[Assistant] Psalm 42, five, why my soul are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will praise him, my savior and my God. Even on our toughest days, there's still hope in the Lord and we always got hope with him. So no matter what you're going through, if it's a dog dine, which on the grand scheme of things can


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[Assistant] Tough in the moment, but it's pretty light. If it's a family member, whatever it is, we still have hope in Jesus. Amen. And if we're following him, this whole life here on this blue and green ball we call earth can be pretty fantastic. Amen.


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[Assistant] We're back in the Duck Call Room and we have a special guest today. You know, I used to run around with Willie, uh,


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[Assistant] A long time, but now we have a person who's known him probably the longest. And you may be thinking that's Cory, but, uh, she slept in and didn't show up. So Jordan Summit has.


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[Assistant] But we're back, isn't it? We are back. All we're running, the clock ain't moving. Sy, you gotta ignore the clock. You just gotta go.


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[Assistant] Almost. In like November, it'll be two years of the Duck Call Room. This is like episode a hundred and...hunter...hundred...


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[Assistant] 166 of these bad boys. Y'all ain't tired of us yet? Probably shouldn't ask that. That's the comment section.


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[Assistant] I live across the pond from Jeff, I don't see him often, but he was fishing the other day for like a seven whole minutes. Really? He didn't catch anything. I watched. I do. Nothing.


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[Assistant] They've been fired twice for crying. How many times have you been fired from Duck Commander?


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[Assistant] So that is what Jordan does. Uhm, to any new employee, Jordan looks at them.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so Jordan, we need a story, because this is an hour long podcast, uhm, of a good, do you have a good Phil story? Or a good Willie story? I know you got something.


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[Assistant] How you get, how you do what you do best.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you sent Willie just an email like, hey, I want to work here, right?


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[Assistant] And then, so he was like, ah, we went to college the same place for a couple days.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that commander used to be run out of two houses.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? I'm, I'm, I'm fishing. You're doing it the old fashioned way by the way. Why? There's a better way? There's a better way. Right now you're being held back from the ultimate mobile gaming experience because they made a controller that you plug into your phone, to your iPhone and it's just on both sides so it turns it right into like


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[Assistant] Buy a backbone controller. They're super cool. They sent us a couple. They just released the PlayStation edition. So look, your PlayStation can be at home and you can be playing on your phone with a controller from anywhere in the world. Look, it looks super cool. It looks legit and it doesn't look like a cheap piece of junk like you might think you plug into your phone. It is super nice.


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[Assistant] Works really well. Look, you simply plug in your iPhone to the backbone and enjoy just like you're at home on any console.


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[Assistant] With remote play or cloud streaming services or like Martin and you're playing app store games by just pressing your thumbs all over your screen. Martin.


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[Assistant] You gotta get one of these controllers. Nah, I'm gonna show you how to do it after this. Go to playbackbone.com slash duck now to order your backbone for a limited time and get free access to over 350 console games and perks. Backbone is now the official partner of Diablo Immortal. Not only is the game specifically optimized for backbone,


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[Assistant] But you will also receive $10 of in-game perks. Find your next adventure at PlayBackbone.com


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[Assistant] And there is research being done right now in Michigan. I have many emails to prove it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so are you ready for the news out of Michigan though? Yeah, alright, give us the news out of Michigan. Boom! On the screen. They have spotted a large black feline.


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[Assistant] And the authorities are involved. So this one's a new photo. It's not the same photo that everybody sends from different places. Give it a year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I read it. And you did? Yeah. And what did the DNR say? That it is a big black cat and they're investigating it. But whoever you are, DNR, if you're listening, size just confirmed for you is a black panther.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, they said it ain't no domestic cat and domestic Joe exotic had large domestic striped felines. Huh? That thing was, Hey, that thing was.


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[Assistant] The other part of Jordan's job is professional therapist and coach in a deer blind because people get sad and want to quit.


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[Assistant] I did not know the whole time that this duck had a deer.


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[Assistant] Jordan, every week we answer our fans emails or just see what they have to say. Uhm, I got big news though. This is my favorite part. Jake emailed in. Jake! From who? He didn't say where he's from. Oh good grief.


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[Assistant] We got Little Debbie's cereal. Oh wow. Little Debbie's cereal. They went to ice cream and now they've gone to cereal, boys.


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[Assistant] I'm interested. Martin why, what's the, what's the face? I'm not a serial guy.


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[Assistant] All right, next email. This one's not a, this one's not a question either, but you know, if you put Johnny D is right in the subject line, I'm going to read it. There you go. Uh, Trish from Caulfield, Missouri. After hearing Johnny D talk so much about his bidet, I bought one and he's right. Life changing. I love it. Sorry. Thank you. Just further.


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[Assistant] Oh, that one was real. Time out. That one was real. It's just, here's one we can talk about and expand a little further. Austin's 24, loves the show, listens to every episode, but he needs some advice. He works for his dad in his cabinet shop and he really likes his job. He's worked there for just over a year. I told him I would take a pay cut to work for him for a couple months. He had just opened.


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[Assistant] But, uh, he hadn't gotten a raise since he started and it's tough right now. Can't live on what he's making.


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[Assistant] It's getting frustrating. He's been thinking about going to welding school, uh, for a few months so he can make some real money. That is true. I know a few welders. They do welding.


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[Assistant] I also don't want to leave my dad high and dry if I do leave. What is your thought? Should I stick it out and hope for a raise or do I go to school and in six months make over double what I make now? Advice. Working with Dad.


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[Assistant] A lot of money in both of those fields. You're willing to work hard and do a good job. Ain't that the truth. You can make money welding or in a cabinet shop. Ain't that the truth. So if your dad has a cabinet shop...


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[Assistant] You might want to stick it out. Might want to stick it out, but I think you just need to talk to your dad and say, Hey, look, I, this isn't working for me right now. If we can bump myself and your dad ain't going to, he's your dad. He ain't going to be like.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I just think you gotta talk to your dad and see.


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[Assistant] There's definitely benefits to working in a family business that's already established, cause you're the next in line.


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[Assistant] Then just go. Go to Weldon. Go to Weldon school. And if you're worried about your, your dad's wants was, your dad wants you to be successful.


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[Assistant] As a dad, and I know my dad, my dad, my dad probably wanted me to work at the honey hole far before I ended up back there, just cause he wanted me to come work there.


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[Assistant] He was happy for me when I was here, cause I was having fun, I was successful, I was doing a fun job.


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[Assistant] And if you were going to do something else that was silly, yeaah, but going to welding school, that's a good thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Jordan, you have kids, right? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Well, then you're prime person for this. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Austin, where's Austin from? Austin doesn't say. Uhm, he's been listening- That's a bold statement.


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[Assistant] Uncle Si, I hope you live forever. You're one of his favorite people in the world. Well, I appreciate that. He is gonna live forever. Uhm, he- Crap, he drives all over East Texas for work. How did you know?


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Uh, but here's this question. Do we have any advice for new parents? My wife and I are expecting in September with a baby boy and my brother and his wife are expecting their first child, a baby boy at the end of August. So that's pretty cool. Cousins are going to be super close in age. We would love any advice you guys have. Yeah, I'm listening. Look, here they are. They even got a picture of themselves with the pregnant ladies.


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[Assistant] Y'all both married up, by the way. I'm just gonna say it.


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[Assistant] New parents! Jordan, you've had kids longer than me.


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[Assistant] What was your answer? Yeah, my only thing, uh, my new piece, it's new, cause I ain't been doing it, just being forthright here. Uh, I just read a book called Dad Tired and I was like, I'm tired and I'm a dad, I'll read it. Um, and it was really good, but the thing, the thing he stressed was mix Jesus into everything.


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[Assistant] Don't just discipline and tell them that they're doing wrong because of... they're doing wrong. Like, don't just say, don't hit. Mix Jesus into that. And everything you do...


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[Assistant] That's biblical. That's gonna be our Bible verse today too. But, uh, that, that, I really took a lot from that. I'm like, I'm getting mad at my kids and telling them how to do stuff and, and,


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[Assistant] Tell him how we should treat people, but sometimes I just tell him, hey, you need to be nice to people. I don't tell him why.


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[Assistant] And so it's just one thing to always remember like, okay, I'm about to teach this human being something that they don't know because they're six and they're not, you know.


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[Assistant] They just, all they want to do is play video games and follow guys and go outside and roll around in dirt. But when I'm going to teach them something, I'm going to teach it to them.


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[Assistant] As best I can through the eyes of Jesus. And if you do that...


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[Assistant] You're gonna have some pretty solid kids when they're adults. And you'll be able to look back and be proud of it. So there's my advice, Austin.


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[Assistant] I carried Lottie around on one of them things all around Disney when I was the time of my life. I just, I always wanted to have two. It'd be fun.


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[Assistant] That's funny. Alright, here's our, so I alluded to it. Here's your verse for the day. This goes out to Austin and his brother and their family expecting two kids. Proverbs 22, 6. Start children off on the way they should go.


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[Assistant] Even when they are old, they will not turn from it. We've done that one before, but it's worth doing again. And we're probably going to do it again one day. So always point them at Jesus, my man. Take Jesus with you everywhere you go boys.


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[Assistant] That is true. That's right. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Really until you go out there and be part of it. You really can't know what it's all about.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's really close to the Morrell gangs. Back in the day, they robbed a stage coat in that area.


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[Assistant] All of us and them, be a great opportunity. Who's in?


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[Assistant] But I always like when we have a special guest and we wait to reveal.


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[Assistant] And don't tell him why. Oh yeaah, I am too. You're gonna tell him why? Cause Martin's here.


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[Assistant] Boy and girl, we've been telling everybody. Well, hey. Boy and girl.


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[Assistant] Do we know which one they were, they thought was a girl? A. So, all of baby A's life, I'm gonna get to the tape.


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[Assistant] I want the ultrasound. I love the ultrasounds. Well, for the first one, those were all scary. But the next two was always fun to make jokes and the ultrasound texts were always super nice. But y'all get surprises every time.


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[Assistant] It's the worst, the, the, I mean I know Stone likes to go to the gynecologist for stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I don't like that place. It was bizarre. Like I was- I just make jokes in the corner to- I've always heard- Just to make myself-


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[Assistant] Stamps.com this morning. Put some boxes in the box and the mail person's gonna come pick em up. I don't gotta go outside in that heat. I ain't gotta go no post office. I ain't even gotta figure out the math. Set it on scale, boom, bam.


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[Assistant] So that's my question. Was any of this remodel based on boy-girl? But now it's two boys, so they could have bunk beds and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So y'all are going to do bump heads? Eventually. Yeah. That's going to be awesome.


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[Assistant] They'll end up in each other's beds half the night. It's a wild time. I hear.


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[Assistant] You can't keep them in there longer, but if you're like, okay, they're healthy, like, we got the doctor to give us a go ahead and we-


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[Assistant] Got on the trampoline, started eating spicy foods, going on walks. I was like, let's get this sucker out of here. That was Lottie. She had to go.


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[Assistant] How much older is your brother than you? Six years. Okay, so that's a pretty big job. But y'all still.


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[Assistant] You're sleeping alright though because you got that fancy mattress from your husband Martin.


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[Assistant] Pregnancy upgrade? You gotta retake the test. You might need a firmer or softer now.


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[Assistant] Johnny D, which one did I match you with? I'm the Moonlight Lux, cause I sleep on a soft, fluffy cloud, just like on my back. It's like I'm in heaven already.


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[Assistant] One of the two. He had a pretty good shot. He had a pretty good chance of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, nobody likes fishing. You know it's in the genes. Everybody likes catching. Everybody likes catching.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So with their father being Martin, they'll be like, oh, fishing's the best. Then they'll go by themselves one time and be like, this is really tough. This is terrible. Or they can go with their uncle Jacob.


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[Assistant] He's a little wiry, he ain't quite able to pick it up. Low muscle tone.


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[Assistant] But he got, he got to, I got him that little electric blower. He can get the driveway, porch. He loves it.


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[Assistant] What is known, thank you Hunter. What is known is manageable. Which is why it's a good thing they told you I had two, cause if two would have just popped out, that would have been.


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[Assistant] Figure out like, well, not like at this stage, but like maybe like 30 weeks or like, oh no, there's four feet.


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[Assistant] She listens to everyone. Every Tuesday and Thursday at six, she's like, ooh, YouTube time. Before we go, have you watched one?


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[Assistant] You know what's funny? I was reading them this morning. Life advice. Frustration during home projects. And I was like...


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[Assistant] What a great day to have Brittany and Martin on. Uh, Grady from Catoosa, Oklahoma. He says he loves the advice portion of the show and he's in need of some.


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[Assistant] I find that sometimes I get frustrated easily.


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[Assistant] My dad says that he found out like a couple months ago.


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[Assistant] You said it should be an easy project. It might be time for you to say, this ain't easy for me. Cause like the other day, my dad's phone was messed up. I took it.


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[Assistant] Fixed it. Cause I can do those sorts of things. I'm real good at that. I'll take a PlayStation part and put it back together cause I'm weird. And I can fix a computer or anything like that.


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[Assistant] It's over there in the kitchen, now what? Yeah. So. I found it. My porch is falling apart, man. I can't like hammer nail, I guess, and it's going to look terrible if I do it. Yeah. So, you know, I think size right.


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[Assistant] And I'll try and sit there and watch them fix it. That way if it happens again, I might.


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[Assistant] Let's wrap it up, ladies and gentlemen. Emily, we'll probably get to you on the next episode because I really liked your email. Alright, I got a Bible verse.


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[Assistant] Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm, but how can one keep warm alone? Though they may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. And this is where you parents come in. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken. There we go. Them two twins gonna have each other for life. It's a bond.


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[Assistant] I mean, the history is cool and the journey, I get it, but I gotta, I gotta get paid, so you know what I'm saying? I got five kids that are going to co- I got one going to college, tons of schools to pay for, my oldest three are girls, that's weddings I gotta pay for, so I got to find the gold to pay for all this stuff.


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[Assistant] I thought you did that for about 20 years. Well, I know, hey. He's back. Can't you pay somebody to teach you or you just can't learn it?


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[Assistant] I mean, we're, oh, we gotta just know that, so.


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[Assistant] My friends have more rhythm than you've ever seen.


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[Assistant] I did it. I told him to keep it going because it aggravated people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Phil said, Phil said he just keeps adding and adding and adding.


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[Assistant] Phil won't hardly eat it cause he said I don't know how much stuff he's got in there it looks.


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[Assistant] I mean, but really does a dog know what your, does he know that same proper name or? I don't know, but it's a bad name.


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[Assistant] How many boba? But there's been a lot of boba. About five bobas already.


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[Assistant] Because it was just a special part of it.


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[Assistant] No. And the best part is I put the two potty, uh, sheets, you know, pee pads, I guess you'd call them, right in front of Phil's chair.


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[Assistant] He gets little, he gets little tootsie rolls he sees all during the day. And that's what it is. A stinky tootsie roll. That's all they do.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm glad these dogs don't do anything, but that's not hard to clean up, but I love it over there right in front of Phil.


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[Assistant] You know, he got tired of it being pinned up. He didn't like it.


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[Assistant] In that little pen, he said that was cruelty. So we put it in the back of, uh,


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[Assistant] Daniel's yard and Dan said he can jump over the fence and Phil said, well, let him run around the neighborhood. So he's moved in, I think up at Reds.


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[Assistant] Well, I was rocking in my chair on the front porch and this stupid, uh, yellow jacket.


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[Assistant] He was landing on my arm if it's to sting the crap out of me, so I just took my hand from over here to get him.


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[Assistant] And when I have to hit, I missed him and when I came up from that, the same was never the same.


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[Assistant] And I guess I'm such strength. I have so much strength that it just, look, it just fell apart.


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[Assistant] No, I went to orthopedic clinic actually, but I wound up in their rehab. Now I'm in the rehab. So you know.


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[Assistant] I can't, I got one therapy on top of another, I can't get to them all.


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[Assistant] No, because you know what? I've got to get something on it now so I can even take a bath.


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[Assistant] Okay, at the bottom there's two things. What are they? Cause who's, I know y'all are smarter than me. But there's two things right there.


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[Assistant] No, that's a knuckle up here, side. They're on the bottom. They're tendons.


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[Assistant] Tendons and I, and I did something to both tendons.


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[Assistant] No, but it, I mean I might as well have done it the way it feels and has to wear all this all the time. It's so weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you oughta watch me now, right with my left hand. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] It looks like, didn't you have a four year old at one time or another? Got one right now. Okay, how he writes is how I write.


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[Assistant] Well, I tried to do this, but to write, but I can only print like this.


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[Assistant] I can, I can eat with, I can manage to eat no matter what.


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[Assistant] You're not, what? Why? Because the fort, I can't get the fort to work, but the spin will work.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's, I didn't been that long. You missed that. I did another injury. It wasn't anything like this. I have little injuries and they don't count. This is a big injury.


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[Assistant] Bill said I'm an accident waiting to happen.


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[Assistant] Such as? I coulda hurt you, I coulda failed, and...


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[Assistant] Crashed your head in or something, who knows?


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[Assistant] I mean, I got totally injured, but I didn't get a- I don't have that.


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[Assistant] That's right. And now I live with this ugly thing and I'm glad it worked.


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[Assistant] Hey, this, y'all would not believe how this looked. They molded it to my hand. Look at it. It's made for my hand only. You couldn't wear it. It was tailor-fitting.


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[Assistant] Well, if he wants to eat, he cooks. Or he finds something to make sandwiches out of.


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[Assistant] Well, I usually have my girl there to take care of me. Now at night or other times, he will do it for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then, it's so hilarious, me eating with my left hand.


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[Assistant] And I have to wear, I have to wear a big bib. I bought it to eat crawfish with.


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[Assistant] So when you see the crawfish thing on me, you know I'm fishin' to eat.


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[Assistant] He fights, he don't wrestle, he fights, and-


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[Assistant] He rolled off the bed, which I couldn't help but laugh, and hit that floor, so I was waiting to see. And then I heard him, and he was hitting his fist in the carpet. Boom, boom. So I said, well, you killed the bed, are you going to try to kill the floor too? When was this? It was a few nights ago.


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[Assistant] So he fights, he fights every kind of nationality there is.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought about getting a twin size mattress and just putting it on his side of the bed, on the floor. And that way he can just roll over and sleep there, I guess.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, you know, there was about 10 bad years in Phil's life, which I shared with him.


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[Assistant] And, uh, during those 10 bad years, he fought all the time. He really did really fight.


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[Assistant] Because when you get a certain amount of alcohol in you,


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[Assistant] So that's what he did, he thought. So I think when he dreams, he dreams about those 10 years he'd acted like that and he just starts living it out.


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[Assistant] So, but it was fun after I put my pillows up, but the first he started, one night I woke up and he was beating my feet up.


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[Assistant] And then I woke up and he's kicking my leg. And then that's when I said, that's it.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, I was about to get bruises over that, so that was it, and I put the big king size pillows up there. So I've been basically protected since that. The other night though, he did manage to get down to the bottom of my bed, and with his feet, he kicked my feet.


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[Assistant] I said, leave, I just screamed, leave my feet alone. As loud as I could. The dog started barking.


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[Assistant] One night he, I just started hitting on him, just not hard, just slapping him and saying, wake up, wake up, you're acting so stupid again.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, I just thought when we were old, we'd just go to sleep, be sweet, and no, we ain't that at all.


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[Assistant] That just didn't seem right to me. I think my wife should sleep with her husband.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, every room I got is full of stuff. You ain't finding no room at my house that's not full of stuff. So at least you can get a path. There's a path on every room and every bathroom. So.


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[Assistant] Can you and John David picture Phil going to a sleep doctor?


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[Assistant] I said, but you have a problem with sleep. He said, well you seem to be the one having a problem with what I do.


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[Assistant] Said, I thought when you quit drinking, all this was over.


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[Assistant] I do. I think that 10 years somehow did something to him and he thinks about it at night and then he fights again. He loved fighting.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I'm going to tell you what happened. This is a true story. Y'all love this. Well, you know, he was converted, so.


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[Assistant] He was trying so hard to have Bible studies with people.


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[Assistant] Because he wanted to try to change, you know, so it would help him. But he was, this one guy was arguing with him.


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[Assistant] And Phil said, if this would have been a few years ago when you'd said that to me, like arguing with him like that, he said, I'm going to tell you something. He said, I would have this fist just like he put up his fist.


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[Assistant] And he told him, he said, you know, I got this fist right here. And they were like, are you going to hit me? And he said, well, I was thinking about it, but now that I'm Christian, I can't do that. But it's not that I can't make the fist and think about it. Were you a fighter style?


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[Assistant] Well, when y'all were the poorest too.


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[Assistant] I know. And then you got yours in, then you ran as fast, you could outrun everybody, so.


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[Assistant] I think it existed in all of them.


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[Assistant] And then, then, but who was the real thinky snake was Jason. Old Flick. Yeaah, cause he would do it and you wouldn't know Jason did it and he would just be laughing to himself, you know, like, they don't know I did it.


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[Assistant] Well, he was that and then with me though, if I said it was black, he said it's green. If I said it's red, he said it was blue. I mean, he didn't know his colors. He just didn't, anything I said, he was not going to agree with it.


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[Assistant] No, I just mean, you know, Jep was the baby and he was seven so everybody can send Jep because, you know, he was just the baby.


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[Assistant] No, Jeb was a lover, not a fighter. Jeb wasn't, yeaah. He wasn't a fighter.


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[Assistant] But he's a man now, so he's got five children. He does. Martin taking shots at momma's boys.


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[Assistant] Well, you know how much, well, Cy, you know how much Granny helped raise Jep, so you know he had to be. Fortunately, he was three years old when he started playing his first domino game.


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[Assistant] So by the time he was seven, he could beat anybody. Couldn't he suck?


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[Assistant] Nobody young knows what that is.


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[Assistant] Well, what really do I have planned to do with this? You know, I mean, it's not like you can do a lot. I'm not going bowling or anything like that, I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't wait to be, well he woke me up this morning at 620. What I said was, when you get ready to leave, cause you know, he wakes up and he walks out the door at like seven cause he gotta drink his coffee and watch the weather and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] So I said, when you leave, wake me up. So when it's 620, he said, get up, get up, get up. I said, you're leaving? He said, no, I'm just getting up.


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[Assistant] That's all he got out of that, was wake me up.


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[Assistant] So the dogs were glad, so it was good I guess, but.


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[Assistant] No, but you remember they made me do it in one of the show episodes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, well first I threw about 10 gutter balls. Boy, I ever got it. And then I did throw a strike somewhere in there.


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[Assistant] You know what happened when they were filming me when I was bowling? I went off and I went to throw the ball and it didn't come out and me and the ball just went down the lane.


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[Assistant] Well it wasn't funny, because it seemed funny, it was funny.


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[Assistant] Any side, sailing down the bowling lane.


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[Assistant] I look at rollerblades and I see nothing, but an accident waiting to happen.


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[Assistant] Well, I want to tell you something. I wouldn't want my husband to be president for nothing. Number one, our government would run itself during duck season. There would be no president in sight.


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[Assistant] So if the country needed to be something, you know, if, if somebody's blowing us away, well, it'll just happen because he won't be at post.


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[Assistant] See what we end up with, boy. Well, I feel with the president, it'd be a lot less, uh, wild game.


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[Assistant] No, I mean I, now it cut down everything. My physical therapy, it's gone to pot.


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[Assistant] I mean, what, what can I do? I mean, I'm just like this. I'ma see if they'll come and do. I mean, I can stand in place and walk.


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[Assistant] And I can kick my legs out and do a few things, but I mean, I'm, I can't do all of it, but I could do something.


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[Assistant] But he'd have to sign the paper not to enter my arm, of course.


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[Assistant] Well, what about the time they couldn't find a room for me, so they put me over there at Sadie's and they said, she's not coming in.


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[Assistant] And then we're just working away and then comes Sadie and other people doing work and I'm like, oh dear.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the deal. First y'all said I could use my own board room. And then the next thing I know.


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[Assistant] And then the next thing I know, I can't use the boardroom because Christians moved in there.


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[Assistant] I just have to walk back and forth more times, but who cares?


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[Assistant] You know what, he's been doing that to me since he was six years old.


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[Assistant] He'll make me, give me back his lunch money cause some reason, I don't know.


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[Assistant] On their wheel part that says, since we already have money, we're going to donate a lot of this to this, this and this. Whatever I pick of course. And it'll be good things to donate to.


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[Assistant] No, I said what would re- and I told this.


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[Assistant] When I had my kids, I said, what would be hilarious if I had these kids on TV? And it happened.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I feel like that. And what's really funny is everybody comes to my house and says, well this is your TV house, now where do you really live?


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[Assistant] I said, this house is where I really live. And they said, well, why wouldn't you get a mansion? I said, check out my kids, go to their houses. You get all the mansions you want. I said, I'm a simple person, a simple, that was a song about a simple kind of man, but this is woman. And yeah, I'm simple.


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[Assistant] But my cooking skills stayed with me. The weight left me, but my cooking skills stayed with me.


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[Assistant] I still love to eat good. I will say something about Malcolm. I have Googled him many a time. I'm not sure, I wasn't sure what to do in a certain situation when I was smoking something.


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[Assistant] And when I Googled on, I'd say three different times. His name come up. Oh, his picture come up in a video and I watched it and the one that got.


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[Assistant] And when, when I did that, that was one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth. So I, it should, bacon burn ends. Well, you need to do that then. I've already done, I'll do it again. Yeah, but you didn't invite me. I got left out. I learned how to do that from him. Yeah. And it was. Well, everything goes better with bacon.


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[Assistant] Oh, but it was a big old slab bacon and I'll, I'll let you describe how to, how to do it.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'll finish all my ribs with it. I can't get enough of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's a finer glaze as I've ever used. Yeah. Y'all making me hungry. We're going, going back to ducks. You know, a duck.


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[Assistant] He, he don't taste good, just if you. He don't have much flavor. If you cut his breast out, so some people's gonna disagree with me. Oh, some people like the taste of liver. I don't. But if you cut out a duck breast and just try to fry it up as is, it's going.


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[Assistant] It's not going, it's going to be kind of musty. That's what I'm saying. So here's what I do and I'll, and I'll let you give me your recommendation.


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[Assistant] I put up, put the duck breast in a saltwater brine overnight when I'm going to grill. Um.


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[Assistant] I just use salt water, I don't put anything else besides salt water. And then, I'll take the breast out, butterfly it, stuff it with cream cheese, I'll, whatever, wrap it in bacon and grill it. Now, is there another method that you would prefer to that?


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[Assistant] Chicken liver done right, hard to beat. There's a lot of good fried chicken liver in Mississippi.


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[Assistant] Have you heard of, um, poking holes in the duck breast before you grind it?


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[Assistant] When I fry them, when I fry them, I use buttermilk and I'll use that tender, right? What's that thing called again?


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[Assistant] And I love that hook and hang. It's for something about it suspended over that tray that, that the smoke gathering up around that meat that it just seems to take on. And I like a big heavy smoke flavor, uh, and just about everybody in my household does except for my mother-in-law. And all your neighbors. That's right. And all my neighbors.


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[Assistant] I hung me some baby backs in there, uh, Saturday and, uh, I didn't smoke them but an hour and a half. And then I moved them to the, to the oven and did the old Texas crutch with it.


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[Assistant] In an hour and a half of smoking, them things taste like they've been smoking for six hours.


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[Assistant] That's like them red snapper, you know. Them throats. The throats are the best thing on that red snapper.


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[Assistant] That's like when you pull that, that, that pork butt, when you get ready to pull that pulled pork, and you start getting around that bone, there's, there's, there's, there's one muscle that seems to outshine the rest of them.


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[Assistant] I like, I like to use a little dark beer with, with my, with my full, full port.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll smoke it for, for about five hours on the barrel, and then, uh, put it in a pan, pour me a bottle of Guinness extra stout in there with it, and then cover it up, put it in the oven, finish it up and up.


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[Assistant] What he just described. You can get like three or four.


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[Assistant] That was my alarm going off. Wake me up from my nap. Oh, I was about to say.


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[Assistant] Well, the one that, that my buddy, uhm,


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[Assistant] Told me about, it was the best one that I've seen is, is called R-Pact. O-U-R-P-A-C-T.


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[Assistant] And it mirrors everything that happens on that cell phone. So it's, it's, and, and supposedly it's foolproof that they can't hide anything. So, but accountability with, with, with these things right here is huge.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. That's awesome. And look, you know, and it's, it's great that, that you're thinking that way because, and they know, they know those teenagers know they can't handle what's on that cell phone without help.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and that's great. Kudos to you, man. That's, uh, that's pretty awesome. Absolutely. Let me see.


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[Assistant] No, no, I am telling you, if you got soreness in your joints, it'll help.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, that was the coolest thing. It's just a piece of, they're just putting some plastic up in his arm. Plastic tubing, so to speak. Yeah, up in your lung?


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[Assistant] Yeah, this fits in an airway. They're expanding as airways. They're called what? Suffer, suffer bowels, I think.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm adding the plastic sanitizer before they do it. Okay. Just a sanitizer.


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[Assistant] I doubt you won't be dropping bleach in your, in your lungs.


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[Assistant] No, no, but speaking of how your life is going, I actually was at church last, what, two Sundays ago when your daughter, Sadie, was your guest speaker. Correct. You've done an excellent job about God's promises and know your enemy.


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[Assistant] It is bad for you boys. It's my favorite story ever. My dear proved that to me.


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[Assistant] It's like being in your mama's loving arms. For crying out loud. For crying out loud.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's one thing that, okay, yeaah, everybody should go out and experience it. Okay, and it'll help you find the Lord. Okay, if you've looked at what He's created.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so there's so many, my, my word draw is there's so many.


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[Assistant] Perfect things he's created. If you look at the fish kingdom, the bird kingdom, and everything else he's created. Okay.


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[Assistant] You can't help but go and then you'll find the Lord. His son.


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[Assistant] Hey, yeah, I've been having with tendonitis in my elbow.


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[Assistant] Take a couple of them, drink it down with some tea. Hey, look, here's what happened. Your SPM is not doing what they're supposed to because you're starting to get long in the tooth there, Stone.


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[Assistant] Okay, so hey, you just pop you a couple of these Omega XL pills. They're real small, easy to swallow. I call them my first responders.


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[Assistant] Hey, they turn the sirens on and they'll rush to that elbow.


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[Assistant] And they'll take care of business, get rid of the information. Okay. And look, and you only get this from one place on this planet. Where is that? That's the pristine waters of New Zealand. Martin, tell these people how they can get Intel J2 since he's hurt himself with jujitsu.


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[Assistant] But two bottles, and the last one is free, no charge. Free bottle.


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[Assistant] God, the father, the son, the holy spirit. That's who I run with. And if you run with him, you're a brother or sister.


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[Assistant] Death is only one thing, means one thing to me. It's going to be a change of address.


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[Assistant] The word left heaven, okay. He became flesh. He willingly took my sin, took the punishment for my sin on the cross, okay, and everyone's else, okay. The cross, they took him down after they killed him, put him in a tomb. The cross of the tomb couldn't hold him. There's an owl going back to the father.


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[Assistant] He rose from the dead and ascended back to the Father, where he sits there, and every time I mess up, I just look up and say, Lord, it's me again. Yep, I've been stupid, I've done it again.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause we're all, all sinful, flawed human beings. He's already done the main four.


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[Assistant] He ain't got one thing left. That other arrow that I was talking about, he's coming back to get his people. Okay, and he's never gone, he walked this earth for 33 short years. He's never setting foot on it again. I'll meet him in the sky.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, but I'm gonna be, hey, for the first about three months, I'm gonna be an interstellar traveler. He's traveling, boy. Cause I'm gonna ask Jesus, Lord, is it okay if I go and see the rest of your creation? Cause we've only got a glimpse of it.


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[Assistant] Jeremiah 29, 11 will be a good part start. The Lord's telling you, hey, you know, you have no idea of the plans I have for you to give you hope and to give you a future and to never harm you, but only do what's good for you.


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[Assistant] And they had a big high school, Jacob Wheeler's foundation had a big high school fishing tournament, which is a good thing. Get high school kids. And Martin was helping host that. Okay.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of high school fishing tournaments. Hey, a kid from West Monroe came in fourth in the national championship. That's what I'm talking about. Colby dark and his buddy.


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[Assistant] Forget his buddy's name. Colby's one of the funniest little redneck kids in America though. Um, but his buddy, him and his buddy went up to Pickwick and they're, they were in fourth place. Pickwick boys.


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[Assistant] That's right. We can do whatever we want. Cause we're from America.


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[Assistant] I electrocuted myself once and I never want to do that again.


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[Assistant] Whenever I was an unwise young man, I stuck a pair of tweezers in an electrical outlet. And I learned never, ever do that again.


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[Assistant] And I was in science class and I was tapping the tweezers on top of the electrical outlet and then I just went straight in.


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[Assistant] The teacher walked in at that moment and she said, this is it. This is the, I'm going to have to call his parents and say, this is the first student I've ever lost in class because sparks went to fly and my arms went to shake and lights turned on. I shut down half the school. That's what I'm talking about. It literally went off. All the kids in the computer lab.


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[Assistant] BOM! All the computers turned off. It's a legend at that school. They're like, hey,


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[Assistant] In this room, we don't put tweezers in the electrical outlet. It will cause problems. Yeah, it will cause issues.


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[Assistant] It literally hurt. So don't do that kids. Don't do drugs or stick tweezers in electrical outlets.


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[Assistant] I have a healthy respect for electricity. I just call an electrician anytime I need anything because it scares me.


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[Assistant] That's a good rule, cause you normally tear up more stuff if you don't know what you're doing, and then it costs even more once you've torn it all up.


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[Assistant] He lit it to like, cauterize the wound. People were way tougher back then. Way tougher.


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[Assistant] So we've all been in a situation at some point in our lives where, hey, cash is a little tight, little cash strap.


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[Assistant] And you know, things aren't looking all juicy. You know, gas is expensive. You gotta figure out where to find some money. And that's where Dave can help. If you're living paycheck to paycheck or struggling to make ends meet, it can be really stressful when unexpected expenses come up. Now Dave can help you out of a pinch when you really need it.


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[Assistant] Dave is the banking app that can help you get up to $500 instantly with extra cash. That's more money to fill your tank, buy a wedding gift, or catch up on bills. You can finally tackle those expenses that have been stressing you out without any hangups. There's no interest and no credit check needed. So if you're in a pinch and need some extra help, download Dave and think of it as helping hand, uh, from future you.


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[Assistant] Look, hey, I've been in tight times before. Coulda used some money. So download the Dave app from the app store right now. That's D-A-V-E. Sign up for an extra cash account and get up to $500 instantly.


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[Assistant] Terms and conditions go to dave.com slash legal. Instant transfer fees apply. Banking provided by Evolve. Member FDIC. Future you will thank you.


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[Assistant] They've been on a mission to bring the Louisiana Black Bear.


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[Assistant] Well I saw one, going down right over by our house.


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[Assistant] There was one, there was a kid outside playing and I look over and I said, that's a big dog. Nope, that's a bear. And I stopped and I was like,


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[Assistant] Hey kid, go inside please. And then his mom walked out and she goes, he told me he saw a bear a minute ago and I didn't believe him. I said, it's right there. Like he's trying to climb a tree and it was like a baby bear, which means mama's probably somewhere close. That's dangerous.


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[Assistant] He can be, like, will he kill like a rabbit and eat it? You know, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] That's like eating a meat plus from Johnny's, that ain't staying in your front. Nah, he's not fair Roy.


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[Assistant] Hey, 4th of July is here and what better way to celebrate it than buying American made products from Americans. That's an important thing to support small businesses. And Mike Lindell, that MyPilla guy that we all know and love, that dude's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he's got a new website, it's called MyStore, and it features hundreds of products made in the USA. Sy, you get any of them things?


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[Assistant] Look, so you gotta check out these great specials on these products like the buy one get one offer on the MyPillows sheets, towels, and pillows. That's incredible. Hula and like two things for the price of one. And huge savings on the MyPillows slippers which are legit.


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[Assistant] Originally priced $139.98 and let me tell you, they're worth that. But now they're only $49.98 with promo code DUCK. So you want to go get those. It's like $90 off and it's worth it.


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[Assistant] So just go to mystore.com and use promo code duck or call 800-881-0056 and use promo code duck. That's mystore.com promo code duck or call 800-881-0056 and use promo code duck.


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[Assistant] With misery. With misery.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'll say this. It was actually interesting with Jason yesterday talking about metal. Oh, yeah. Is that what he was talking about?


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[Assistant] I'll say this about Jason, when he gets on something, he gets on.


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[Assistant] That's funny. No, he was telling us that he can tell the difference, like whenever he's metal, he can hear the different tones. He's like, oh, he knows what that is. I'm like, that's impressive.


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[Assistant] You got something? I got a buddy who called me and be like, hey man, what's going on? And I'm like, I'm a word?


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[Assistant] I don't wanna use them themselves. A lot of trouble. A lot of trouble. You will get in trouble.


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[Assistant] Alright, well let's take a break and we will be back with that email inbox. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com.


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[Assistant] Alright, y'all ready for the first email? I got two or three pretty good ones. I like this one. I got this one, uh, today.


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[Assistant] It's from Daryl. He's from Cheyenne, Wyoming.


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[Assistant] Alright, well Darryl's been married for 11 years, has a 6 year old son, likes to go outside and uh, hunt and fish and stuff. Uh, so he did lose his dad when he was 9 years old, so he's been teaching himself how to hunt and fish. But he just bought two Duck Commander duck calls, and he's excited to learn how to blow them. What do you guys recommend to learn how to blow them the right way?


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[Assistant] But struggles with being the best I know I should be. I struggle with doing things I know I shouldn't. I'm just looking for direction on how to overcome poor choices. I want to be the leader of the house I should be and set the example for my son. What do you guys recommend?


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[Assistant] You are trying, which is the most important part. Nobody is looking at you saying you're not perfect. There's one perfect dude. Thank goodness he was perfect for all of us.


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[Assistant] You know, you look at the apostles, even them, them dudes were literally in Jesus presence and they were a mess. Like they screwed up and did stuff. You would, and you're like, why would they do that? And then you're like, yeah, cause I would too.


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[Assistant] You know, Stone said the thing about the Holy Spirit inside of you. That, that's clearly inside you cause you're sitting there thinking, man, I gotta do better. What, what should I do?


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[Assistant] You're doing it. You're asking for advice. You're trying to figure out this.


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[Assistant] Weird, tough thing that we all call life. So, Daryl, I think you're, you're size right. You're being a little.


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[Assistant] Tough on yourself. I bet you are a great dad. And he sent a picture, uh, along with that.


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[Assistant] This email, look here's the sun's first fish right there. I don't know what kind of fish that is.


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[Assistant] I had one about running the race, but John won six. Let's look at what John won six. Johnny Goblin.


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[Assistant] I like this one too. There was a man sent from God whose name was John. That was the Bible verse.


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[Assistant] There was a man sent from God. His name was, that was good stuff. His name was God.


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[Assistant] I said, he's got the wrong verse, and I said, uh, nope, that is the right one. That's funny. Well, Darryl, I'm gonna give you one other one, besides his name is John.


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[Assistant] I do not fight like a boxer beating the air. No, I strike a blow to my body and make it my slave so that after I've preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize.


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[Assistant] And keep running in the direction of Jesus and you will get your prize at the end of this life, man. Um, okay, so stay tuned cause we got a little treat for you coming up after this is over. Si, Jace, Jep's new treasure hunting show. It's on Fox Nation. We're going to give you a little clip. You can listen to it. If you're on YouTube, you can watch it.


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[Assistant] And it's on Fox Nation. You can subscribe to it. Hey, and if you're a first responder or a veteran, they're going to give you your first year for free. So go check that out. There's a bunch of episodes. Si, are they hilarious?


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[Assistant] They're hilarious according to Sal Robertson. So go check it out and stay tuned and check it out. And I'm going to keep saying check it out cause I don't know how to end this. See ya later. I don't know what to do with his hand.


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[Assistant] How has everything been in your world, in Colorado? Excellent, you know, uh, there's not as many, I live at 9,000 feet elevation.


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[Assistant] And so when I come down here, I got a lot of energy and people are like, are you on vitamins or something? I said, no, I ain't on vitamins, I got something we don't have, oxygen.


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[Assistant] And so I'm breathing in every bit of this oxygen and there ain't no ducks at 9,000 feet because they can't breathe up there either.


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[Assistant] And I went in there, I looked, and I was looking around for these legs, and I'm like, now where are these legs you're talking about? And they said, right there. I said, you mean in ponds?


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[Assistant] I said, no, no, we got lakes in Louisiana. You guys got ponds up here. So there's not a lot of water for the ducks, but my daughter decided that I needed a duck. So she found some rescue ducks.


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[Assistant] You ever heard of rescue ducks? No. No, I hadn't either. So she brought them to my house and she said, these ducks were at a park in Denver and the other ducks were being mean to them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so she brought them to me. I'm thinking I'm going to make a gumbo out of them. This may not be a rescue.


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[Assistant] At 9,000 feet you gotta learn to walk up these mountains and back down. I tell you, walking up is a lot tougher than walking down.


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[Assistant] And here's what, the first thing I said was, I'm sitting there, in the first duck season, I'm sitting there like, okay, I don't know what I'm supposed to be able to say here, but it started raining. And the rain started hitting me.


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[Assistant] Right across the legs here. So I'm under the roof, but the roof is short. And the first thing I said was, who built this mess?


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[Assistant] Look, and Phil looks over at me like, you idiot. I did. And he didn't say idiot, but I saw it in his eyes. He said, I built it. You think you can do better? I said, Oh, I know I can do better.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was serious business. Everything was serious from, you know, yeaah, I won't even mention that. Nah, I can't go there. But yeaah, everything was serious.


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[Assistant] There's some stories best left untold right here. Now hey, I will say this too, every year the highlight though, cause back then duck season was only 30 days. I mean that was it. So you had to get everything you could get in. And Psy was stationed somewhere in the world.


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[Assistant] And he would come in, he'd plan his hunting trips around, I mean his leave around hunting. And so I'll never forget the time he came in from Alabama with a deer strapped to the hood of his truck.


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[Assistant] I'm like, we're like, where'd that come from? He said, well I killed it in Alabama.


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[Assistant] It was after, it was, uh, Duck Commander 1 was the only one that had come out. And then we started hunting together right after that.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, so that, right, and so talking about long shots, you know, when, when, when Cy would come in from being on leave to come duck hunt with us for 30 days, you'd always wear that big,


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[Assistant] Wool trench coat. Because back then we didn't, we couldn't afford clothes. Nobody was giving us clothes. And we had some pretty rough looking clothes.


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[Assistant] And you wore that trench coat and when it started raining that thing had to weigh like a hundred pounds.


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[Assistant] So the first day he's back, he's back in the duck blind and you know, the boys and I mean, Jason and them would be on that end. They'd always be trying to get something out of you. And there was a crane over there one day and I'll never forget that crane was about, I don't know, about a hundred yards or something. They said, bet you can't kill that crane, Si.


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[Assistant] No, cause your words were, my mama taught me never to kill nothing I wasn't gonna eat.


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[Assistant] You can put three shells. That's right. At 90 meters. You kept stressing 90 meters.


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[Assistant] Okay, so here was the line, though, after that, and you said, So don't make me do it.


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[Assistant] Don't make me do it. That's okay. Yeaah. I don't know how many times you said that. But the moral of that story, the crane did leave there. Right? He left there alive. Alive. He flew up his own volition.


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[Assistant] The first time I had to figure Si out because I came out, and by the way, he's talking about when Mike was in the kitchen, I was in the duck blind. Our duck blinds had these full kitchens in there with a nice gas stove. I mean, you know, it was nice. Oh yeah. That's when we had a carpenter on stage.


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[Assistant] It went down. And that was it. But with Cy, I had to figure out what he was saying to me. Cause I said, Hey Cy, do you want a plate of food? Does my, you know? No, no. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Me and Burley and Phil were the three main spitters. That's right. I know that. And I had the longest stream. You guys can check it out. If anybody wants to go back to that scene. This ain't even a humble brag.


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[Assistant] Bill's the one that said we need to have a spittin' scene, boys. And that's when we had, uh, Gary Stevenson was the film guy, film guy, and we would have to literally carry out five gallon buckets of batteries because he had this, this, this camera that was like three feet long.


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[Assistant] Now, we didn't have a lot of fun with the cameraman though. You know, after Stevenson was, uh, uh, Greg Epinette.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget the day, so we're riding into the duck hole and Greg decided it would be a good idea to ride with his legs over the front of the boat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he comes back over the side though and we're like, what happened? He says, a stomp! A stomp! So the stomp cut him off and the shins took him out.


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[Assistant] So look, we get him back, he's soaking wet, he's underwater, all his gear is on, he's soaking wet. We get him back and Phil had brought a bunch of clothes that somebody had given him from Goodwill and there was like these bags of clothes in the bag.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a pink pair of coveralls in there. We don't know where they came from, but all of a sudden Eponet comes out in this pink pair of coveralls onto the shooting porch, right? You remember that?


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[Assistant] I agree, but we both have wives. He said,


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[Assistant] So I'll never forget them. Yeah. Well, we had me and Phil, you know, he was a little bit, uh,


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[Assistant] He'd been a convert a little bit longer than I had to Jesus. And so, he was, no, he wasn't anymore a scuth. No, he was just, he'd been a convert longer. That's all it was. So, uhm, but, but, uh,


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[Assistant] We decided that since we're changing our lives to become new men that we needed to take care of our women a little better so we had


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[Assistant] One night a week, we had to have get out of yourself night.


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[Assistant] And that meant that anything the wives wanted us to do, we had to do it. So we would, you know, go have a meal together, go to a movie, whatever. So actually Phil Robertson, I have been to the movie theaters with him quite often. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty, it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, that don't, that don't, I promise you. I just got nervous. There's not very many people that can say that. And, uh, so anyway, he said, I'll tell you what, Owens, when we take him out this week, let's take him somewhere really nice.


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[Assistant] We got 40 acres we need to buy. And that was a lot, 40 acres, oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] Well, it actually went pretty good. We got 40, then we got 180 from the Sisters of Samoa somewhere, I don't know, somewhere over there. And, uh, Catholic Church, they had to lend. We bought it from them. We had to write. He's pretty smooth. He wrote a whole proposal of our


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[Assistant] How we were going to be conservationists and take care of the duck population over there and only harvest the ones we needed. And they said, fantastic, Mr. Robertson, we'll sell that to you. So we bought that land. It ended up, we had about a thousand acres over there, just like that. But here's, here's when it all made sense to the women.


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[Assistant] When a pipeline company said, we'd like to come across your land and we'll give you $13,000 to do it. And Phil said no. That's when both of the ladies said, you idiot.


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[Assistant] You're not going to take thirty. He said I can get more. Well, fortunately, Phil did hold out and he got us a lot more and a bunch more pipelines. So after that, the women were all like, y'all need to buy more land somewhere.


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[Assistant] What paid for the land? I'll tell you what paid for the land. We didn't want to cut a tree over there.


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[Assistant] And uh, a timber company come in and said, if you take out a third of the timber, it'll make everything a lot better. The canopy will grow and all that. And so we said, okay, we'll do it. So a casket company


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[Assistant] From Mississippi, bought all those trees to make oak caskets out of. So that's where the land was paid for after that and then all the pipeline money was gravy after that.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, that was, I'll have to say, look, I, I got some, uh, actually Jay, your wife.


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[Assistant] She's an angel. You know that, right? Yes, sir. Alright, so about, uh,


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[Assistant] Four months ago, I got a box after she had called me of mayhaw, muscadine, jelly, and some tomato relish.


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[Assistant] Uh, so they didn't run me off here. I still, one of the hardest things for us to do in leaving here was leaving this family we were a part of because we really were a family.


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[Assistant] Uh, we did every, everything together. I mean, it was, uh, I'll never forget when.


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[Assistant] I first became a Christian, like Sai said, I wasn't worth killing. I was straight out of the world, drug addict.


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[Assistant] And I became a Christian and I didn't know what to do, but I heard this Phil Robertson guy at church was there.


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[Assistant] And he liked to share the gospel with people. So I went up to him one Sunday. I said, Hey, I hear you like to share the gospel, share about Jesus, what he did in your life. Uh, if you could tell me how to do that, if you're going to share with somebody, just give me a call and I'd love to come over. Well, no call for about three weeks. So I see him at church on Sunday morning. I said, Hey, I thought y'all said this was like a family around here. Uh, I haven't got any calls and I hear you've been on some, some Bible studies. What's the deal with that? And he said, Hey, Jack, I'll call you.


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[Assistant] I think that Owens is serious. Well look, he called me about the next two days, and from there it was three years of Bible studies with people every other night. And he would share the Gospel, and I would, cause he would never give anybody verses, he'd just, just go. You know, when he gets the Bible out, it's on.


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[Assistant] And so from that, there was a bond, a real family bond that took place and we did more stuff as families together. I'll never forget riding in his station wagon, the kind with the wood sides on it and the back seat that nobody wants to sit in because everybody's driving up from behind looking at you.


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[Assistant] We'd go places in that station wagon. We went to a men's, uh, study or something. He's going to go share at this thing. So he goes over his past report. He goes over, shares the message, gets back in the car. We're riding down the interstate, interstate 20, coming back to Monroe and all of a sudden he just goes, dog crap. I'm like, dog crap.


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[Assistant] I don't think I stepped in dog crap. He said, check your shoes. I promise you you stepped in dog crap. I said, okay. So I pull my shoes off in the front seat of the station wagon and I smell it. Nope. Nope. I said, I ain't got dog crap on my shoes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, that's what I said. It ain't me. So he said, look, he, he wore them little slip-on like sneakers, remember? You know, cloth things. So he pulls off one. Nope.


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[Assistant] He stopped right in front of a water fountain, goes out and starts washing his shoes on the water fountain right there. I said, well, that's one way to get the dog crap off his shoes. He gets back in, wraps the shoe up in a towel, puts it in the bag and said, Owens, I'm telling you, don't ever leave somewhere without checking your shoes to see if you've got dog crap on.


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[Assistant] Moved up there with our kids and I really always have loved the mountains and so now I'm just in a different stage of life. I'm hunting bigger animals and having a blast.


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[Assistant] Well, I will say on the B.O. deal, you know, I mean, he convinced me when I first got here, he said, oh, and you don't have to worry about the other one no more. I said, you don't? He said, no. He said, I promise you.


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[Assistant] Hang up or have it, and I'm trying to figure out who doesn't have one of those.


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[Assistant] So basically what we do is go around the churches all over the world.


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[Assistant] And share with them how they can invite people into the church that they should have been inviting in already.


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[Assistant] The people that Jesus hung out with, the people that were the worst of the worst, the people that didn't have anywhere else to go. I mean, one of my favorite stories is about the woman at the well.


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[Assistant] And when, uh, Jesus went out of his way to go to a well to wait on a person so that she could come and she would be the first convert in Samaria. And then he would ask her to go tell everybody. And she said, Oh, I'm going to tell everybody who you are. And then it says, because of her testimony.