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[Assistant] Hey put me out or either numb me totally. And look, if something happens during duck season, he, he will not go to the doctor or dentist.


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[Assistant] He's not going to miss any duck hunting. It's unbelievable. For nothing. Oh, I didn't get out of bed for a duck. I'm trying to thank


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[Assistant] I got a question. I got a question. You probably would know the answer, Martin. Uh oh. Since you run around with these, uh, professional bass fishermen.


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[Assistant] If a professional bass fisherman wore that shirt, he's wearing right now.


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[Assistant] Terrible. No, I've always wondered, I've heard people call, you know, golfers athletes. Uh oh. Professional fisherman athletes. What's the definition of an athlete?


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[Assistant] It is a fact that the steroids will make you bigger, faster, and stronger. Okay? We know that, right?


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[Assistant] I will agree with all that. So if, if you take somebody like Johnny D for instance, okay. You give him a baseball bat and put a ball on a tee. He hits it maybe 150 feet. Okay. You give him steroids and let him work out for a year.


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[Assistant] Then he's gonna come to the tee and hit it 250 feet.


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[Assistant] Because he took steroids, not because he's any good because he's not good.


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[Assistant] Are you excited, Sy? Oh yea, I'm excited every time I come up here.


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[Assistant] She's trying to be fighting me up for 50 years. Well that never worked. No, it never worked. You're getting close now. This is just too many Twinkies. I used to call him Skeletar.


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[Assistant] And when it would rain, you could literally just pick them up off the ground. Hundreds of them.


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[Assistant] She'd come pull it up in the yard, it'd be loaded down with all kinds of snacks and, and cases of coke.


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[Assistant] And guess who they always point a finger at? It's probably Stone. No. No. You? No, me. It's always been me.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's my whole life. You've always been riding in the backseat. Oh, no, no, no. I've always been, you know, oh, yeah. Just, uh, oh, hey.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, uh, extra tire back there. An extra tire.


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[Assistant] Hey, the reason that he was like me is I, we, me and Christine kept him when we moved down there and lived with y'all for a while.


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[Assistant] They had a camp up there and had pre-rolls, okay. We'd go up there, you know, film me, and then we'd meet her and go pick her up, go to the camp, go fishing. And just, it was the greatest thing to watch.


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[Assistant] Okay, K is in the back of the P-Row.


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[Assistant] Paddling. You're the paddler? Oh yeaah. This is all over Black Bow.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about like from we showed up there like 12 o'clock noon.


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[Assistant] And, and it's 6.37 going on 7 o'clock getting dark.


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[Assistant] Kay's been patted and fell over to her. Hey, patted me over at that log over there. You know, he's the catcher man.


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[Assistant] Hey, she was getting used to the pioneer life. She married a pioneer man.


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[Assistant] Robeson's our living proof God is alive and well.


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[Assistant] No, the one that caused the problem was Al Robertson. He's the instigator. Yep, Al was the instigator.


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[Assistant] I think that was a tradition because Tommy Robertson, every time we would go to dad's mother's house.


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[Assistant] She a brand, she puts food on table and say, okay, let's eat.


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[Assistant] Dad says, oh yea, you gonna eat? No. He'll tear him up? Nope. Every Sunday, finally his mother just told him, said, James, I don't care if you ever eat anything here.


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[Assistant] But you ain't whooping no more. He would whoop him every Sunday, because that, that was the general-


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[Assistant] No, yeaah. Well that's the hard-headedness of a Robertson.


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[Assistant] Thank you for admitting that. We're making progress here. That's like the phone, okay? None of the Robertson men, none of them.


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[Assistant] You know, it was about hello. Yeah. Bye. That's about the conversation.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause all is okay. Show everybody how to do it. Every time you're doing that, okay, everybody gets up there, you say the blessing, y'all, and.


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[Assistant] I'll try to be nice. The guests go first. Well that's sitting there with twiddling their thumbs. I said, hey, you gonna go ahead and get in line? Well get out of the way and let me show you how to do it. That's the line.


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[Assistant] For most people, the key to this is what you said a while ago. You love to do it. That's right. That's why it's so good.


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[Assistant] Cause most people cooking a meal is, uh,


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[Assistant] Just as sure that they do, but they don't care nothing about it. Well, if you don't care about it, you just throw a bunch of junk together and then, you know, and if the people at the table just eat it. Cause one thing that Robertson was going to do.


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[Assistant] When they eat, they're gonna taste it and say, uh, you kinda, this ain't up to your standards.


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[Assistant] Them hands, okay, it's important cause hey, that meal is made and there's a lot of love rolled into that dough.


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[Assistant] I just had to level the white.


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[Assistant] Well she is, she's always been my older sister.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You know, it's sort of crazy. I've actually got my start here in Louisiana on, uh, one of my biggest, my first big tournament win. I was 20 years old and I won, uh, all BFL American here in Crosslake over here in Shreveport. So that was like, hey, Louisiana has a very soft place in my heart from one of my


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[Assistant] Home away from home, you know, it's sort of a pretty cool place, but I'll say one story, I'll try to make it pretty quick, because this one, I'll tell you what, it was one story, and I was fishing for half a million dollars in the Forest Wood Cup.


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[Assistant] Half a million, five hundred thousand dollars. And I was practicing, okay, two weeks before this tournament, and I see, I'm going actually up there to grab a bite to eat, it's the middle of the summer, I was on Lakeland here in Georgia, and I look down there and I see this big bass. Oh my god, it's a, it's a big one. That's a really big fish. It's a probably seven pounder which is a really big one for this lake.


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[Assistant] Seven, eight pounds, somewhere in there. So I, I, I see that fish there and I'm like, okay, cool. Just sort of mental check and...


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[Assistant] Uhm, I, in the tournament, I, in practice, I never, the official practice, you know, fast forward 14 days, I never went back to that location to see if that fish was still there. So, I'm, this is day two of the tournament, day three of the tournament, I'm leading the tournament, uhm, up by like, maybe like a few pounds, and I'm way, I'm fishing way far away, 50 miles away from this fish.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, man, I gotta win this tournament. It's half a million dollars. So I run 50 miles.


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[Assistant] 50 miles straight to this fish. I'm like, man, I hope he's there. I'll look up there and I get up and look at this, this like walkway. What do you think? Sucker's sitting there.


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[Assistant] I'm like, there ain't no way. I ran 50 miles for this fish, there's no way.


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[Assistant] And that nobody found it. Well that's, that's true too. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, man. I tell the camera, I was like, this is a biggin'. I mean, a biggin'. Okay, and he's like.


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[Assistant] I mean, there I'll be quiet, and I'm casting out there, and I throw a swimbait out there, and he looks at it like, huh, huh.


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[Assistant] And about this time, a couple people out of this, it's actually like on the water boat dealership, they come out and say, man, he's fishing for a big ed. He's fishing for a big ed. Oh, he's got a knife.


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[Assistant] So this fish is sitting there and I finally pick up a shaky head. Pick up a shaky head. I fired out there. And he's like, man, there's probably about this time there's 10 people standing up there.


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[Assistant] And I'm firing out there about 10 more casters, about 15 people, and they're like, man, that's...


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[Assistant] Go and stick straight up underneath the dock. Just, I mean, I'm talking straight.


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[Assistant] Jump in, all this stuff, I get him all the way to the boat, I'm reeling him up, they're all hollering, HE'S GOT HIM! HE'S GOT HIM! And I'm like, I do got him, I do actually, believe it or not, I cannot believe this is actually happening. About that time I get him next to the boat, his throws a shaky head right at me, hits me right in the chest.


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[Assistant] Lake, well actually not Lake, sorry, Lake Travis in Austin. So I, I, that's uhm, yea. Lake Travis, I fished there a couple of times. Really pretty area of Texas, so I'm looking forward to it.


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[Assistant] We have a good time, man. I'm looking forward to it, Jamar. It's gonna be good. I think, I think it's gonna be a good time. I'm, I'm, I'm, and I'll tell you what, it's gonna be, uh,


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[Assistant] Is that your favorite? So your favorite fish? Mustard covered crappie. By far. Mustard fried crappie. Mustard covered, he said. But it has to be fried first.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what's sort of cool is you go up north and like, we'll catch bass, we'll release them, you know, and, and, but like, hey, you catch a few walleye in between there. I'll tell you another one that's low key, really, really good from up north. Rock bass. Have you ever had a rock bass or a goggle eye or something like that? You ever heard about that? Yeah. That's actually really good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean. Cause the water's cold. Yeah, it's typically colder, yeah. Yeah. So it's like cold water, you're there up there in June, July, August, it's typically better. But, I-I-I still hate it. Every once in a while I gotta slide out and catch me a handful of crappie. I love crappie fishing.


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[Assistant] I realized if I put my foot on the troller motor too much crappie fish and I don't catch as many. So that's why I have a lead foot on that troller motor a lot of times and I just keep on going and I gotta slow down.


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[Assistant] Uh, in a practice period, typically 40 to 45 gallons. 35 to 45.


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[Assistant] I'm not very good at this sitting still thing. I am doing pretty solid over here. I'm still wiggling my chair a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Kevin in the nineties, there's no doubt when I was growing up watching Kevin and you were seeing the Edmund Evers and the Mike, you know, and I can Ellie's and those guys and ski Reese's catch all them big fish. It was just at that point in time TV had, you know,


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[Assistant] Really hit real hard. A lot of people are starting to watch Bastros in a little bit. And Kevin really was the, he was ahead of the game. That was the thing. He was ahead of his time. He knew.


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[Assistant] Kevin took a different approach, and he was, hey, if I can put my bait in front of 300 bass in a day,


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[Assistant] Yes, I'm going to beat you, flip, and you might put your proficient, but I'm going to ultimately get more bites. And that's what it came down to. And he's been most successful probably bachelors in the history of the sport.


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[Assistant] It all depends on the time of year, so technically, I mean, I love from a little boy, when I was out there fishing people, I love throwing a topwater bait. Very much so like a devil's horse, a buzz bait, a skitter pop, skitter walk, whatever.


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[Assistant] It's awesome. I mean a frogs unreal. So yeah, I mean if I had one bait that like if I could just go down the bank fast and efficiently and I think that's a buzz bait's my favorite. You hear that dang buzzing sound. They go up there and eat it.


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[Assistant] That sucker better had a whole bunch of mosquito repellent too. Yeaah. You ain't kidding. I saw all the years you guys have been down here. Now, I saw you've been down here a lot. Jay Martin, Justin, you've been down here as well. Obviously, you guys, you fish out a lot of times. You get out here on the water.


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[Assistant] Right before, uh, man, it's gonna be cool, man. Right before duck season. Right before duck season, before deer season, it's gonna be, uh. Late October. I'm, I'm pretty pumped up, man. I'm not gonna lie, I have a little girl. It's cold January in Tennessee. Snowin' in. Alright.


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[Assistant] You know, this is the deal, y'all. I, uh, you know, I travel all over the country. I get to have a lot of fun. And, but the thing is, things, things tend to happen some point in time throughout the year. Just, you know, you have things, you have good things happen, you have tough things that happen.


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[Assistant] So, so I'm driving down here and I said, you know, it's just typical day. And the other, the other day, I'm just going to set this up. The other day I was driving back home from a tournament and a big rock came up, crushed my windshield. Like it was like a big, you know, I had to get my windshield replaced. So I got that replaced. That stuff happens all the time. You're on the road all the time. I feel like I'm a.


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[Assistant] And I look back and I'm like, man, my boat's bouncing, like my front of my boat.


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[Assistant] And you know in your trailer where you have the roller on the, on the right, on your bed? Well,


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[Assistant] Just happened, coming through Mississippi, I hit a hit, you know, I was just going over this bridge, and sure enough, I saw a mountain come off the side, and it literally broke that roller, broke it, gone, and it's cutting into the fiberglass the whole time.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's, it's right around 80 grand. Yeah. Yeah, I was sitting there crying. Like, this is not a good thing. Nah, it's not a good one. It was not.


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[Assistant] But, but fortunately I was really close to an academy, stopped in an academy, grabbed another roller. And, you know, I have a little fiberglass damage, but we got one, we got it ready to get down here and be able to hang out with y'all.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I was in, I was in like Pearl, or like right around that area, like right around, uh, what's the name of that lake right there? Ross Barnett. Ross Barnett. So, Academy right there, grabbed, uh, grabbed the roller, I rolled the Ross Barnett, cause I had to drop my boat in the water, I had to drop my boat in the water so I could actually get to the road where I could put the roller on, cause it was like the boat moved forward.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm rushing to come down. I'm like, whatever. I put everything on. I get, you know, I hook it up and everything's good to go. The roller looks good. I go back to the back of the boat and I lock in and, uh, put all like, uh, you know, the, you know, I put everything on the motor, make sure everything's good to go there. And I jump the truck and I start driving.


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[Assistant] And I'm driving in about an hour and I look back and it's bouncing again. And I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. So I jump out and I forgot to put the straps on the back.


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[Assistant] But, but this is even better. The front strap broke. So now it's, there's nothing holding the boat on going 75 miles an hour down the interstate. And I'm like,


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[Assistant] And the front, the main, the main strap broke in the front. And so basically there's a safety strap and no other straps. There's one little strap.


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[Assistant] If I would have been in Shreveport, Louisiana, I bet you this would have happened several times. If you would have drove in Shreveport and you started going across the Red River and you hit one of them piles, my butt would have been, choo, straight down into the Red River.


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[Assistant] Everything happens though. You're gonna have things happen when you're


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[Assistant] I almost, I actually thought it was an alligator, believe it, when I hooked it. It was an absolute unbeliever. I flip into this mat. That's in the monster class. This is, this is a big one, okay. It was a big one. So I, I pitch into this mat and I set the hook and it just does, it doesn't move and then when it starts pulling it goes,


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[Assistant] I couldn't even hold on. It about pulled the rod out of my hand. And the boat's moving like, you know, pretty fast. It's moving, the boat.


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[Assistant] And oh my gosh, this thing's big and it comes out of this mat and jumps.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, I thought it was 20- 20 pounder. And it comes all the way to the boat and I'm like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, and I grab him, and I weigh him 1238.


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[Assistant] 1238 was the biggest one, but I would have swore if that fish got out it was a 20 pound, it was a world, it was at least a stand right there.


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[Assistant] Well following that up, where were you? Where were you? I was in Florida, and that, and that one, the biggest one I've caught in a tournament, I caught a 10 pounder last year.


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[Assistant] And I did get big bass and I did win it. So, there's, but, but, I've, I've, uh, that was the, I've caught four fish over ten in my life. And that was the biggest, twelve, twelve thirty-eight. Twelve thirty-eight. I actually waited the first time, I think I put it on Instagram, like twelve thirty, twenty, twenty-seven, and then it weighed bigger a little bit the second time. No wonder you thought


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[Assistant] Man, there's, there's, there's been a lot of days. I mean, there's so many things that you've caught, but I would say, I mean, I've caught a full rod and reel before, full rod and reel, like rigged up, ready to roll. That was completely good to go. I was with Godwin.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll tell you the craziest thing I've caught. This is facts. Craziest thing I've caught. I was in downtown Indianapolis


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[Assistant] And I see this bag down there, and I look down there, and I intentionally caught it. I catch this, this bag, and I'm re-owning it up. It's heavy! And I'm like, the water's real clean in the river.


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[Assistant] I get it up there and I'm like, what the heck is this thing? I open it up and there's towels. And I'm like, what the heck? It's heavy. I open it up. Two guns in there.


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[Assistant] That were tossed in a river? Tossed in a river. Are you kidding me? No joke. I gave it to, I gave it to police, yea, but it was like, yea, two guns thrown off the bridge landed right there.


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[Assistant] I would say the biggest obstacle in life, okay, in life is, is deciding you truly want to do something and having the work ethic to do it. The problem is that in America we have so many opportunities to be successful no matter what we want to do.


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[Assistant] And I see a lot of people that try to make excuses of why they can't do something instead of figuring out ways they can.


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[Assistant] So I would say to him and everybody out there watching, uh, you know, that's, that's the biggest thing. You're gonna have to make sacrifices. You're gonna have to do things. You have to work hard. But if you truly want something, you, you have to have that work ethic and you have to work hard. And I mean, that's, I'm just, I'm telling you right now.


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[Assistant] So, it varies, it varies, but I would say, I'll tell you the most expe- I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I would say a $500 swimbait is probably the most expensive swimbait I have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, this is, you gotta understand, there was a, there was a, we were fishing tournament last week, it was called Heavy Hitters. Big Fish pays $50,000 for the knockout round, and then $100,000 for Big Fish in the final round. So you know I had to make a few cash for them, hoping that, you know.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's a very good point. Most of the time, not all the time, but yeah, it does tend to attract a bigger fish.


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[Assistant] No, it's not called a bobber. It's a cork! It's a cork! It's not a cork, you go into the, you go into the, I mean, it depends, there are some corks, and there's bobbers.


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[Assistant] Well, if there's a cork and there's a bobber, there's two, there's two. You got the one like the bobber that has the deal through there and then I feel like a cork is when you put it through


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[Assistant] They got that thousand mile stare in their eyes, you know. Mark Mill and Jason was called. Hey, Saturday we had the best duck teal hunt I ever did.


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[Assistant] Not yet, but they have been felaed.


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[Assistant] So many questions. Fill us in. Okay. So this reservoir, Clay just bought it. It's a big one. Oh, this is a new one. Yeah, it's a big one. So I fished it back there in the spring right when he bought it.


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[Assistant] And I caught like, I don't know, a big old drum, probably 15 or 20 bass. And the first fish caught out of it was a crappy on a, on a whopper plopper. So if anybody knows, I ain't ever seen a crappy eat a whopper plopper and he was about the same size as the bait. So it was very bizarre. So.


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[Assistant] We figured while we're sitting out there. Might as well try to copy. See if we catch a crappy. Why not? You know? So we took a poll.


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[Assistant] No crabby was biting. But we wasn't even fishing yet because we were tail hunting. But then when we shot the first bunch.


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[Assistant] Our little, my little yellow shotgun shells were floating because I'm shooting my 20 gauge.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was just sitting out there. Well, I look out there and a catfish comes up and decides he needs to taste that heavy shot. Yeah. And I said, huh. I said, Jacob, where's that fishing pole?


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[Assistant] He said, I got it right here. I said, throw by that shotgun hole. He threw by that shotgun hole. That thing just never stopped. Court gone. Huh.


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[Assistant] And he take it off. Nobody move. Give me my cricket back. And I throw back out there. We ended up with 8 catfish and 16 tail.


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[Assistant] Look, if you want to see it, it's on the Duck Commander YouTube channel if you want to watch it, but it is funny. Look, I got that big stick out.


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[Assistant] Oh, you had planned this. Absolutely I planned it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a, you ain't getting back in there. That's right. You ain't getting back. That's worse than TSA. I think like if you get banned from TSA, you eventually work where you can fly again. But Phil Robson, you're out. You're out.


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[Assistant] Sai is the king of that low pair draw, you know? Stay in it.


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[Assistant] HR department boys. Alright, look, when you do run a business, HR issues can absolutely kill you. Especially if Cy Robertson's a-


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[Assistant] H.R., S.R., P.R., they all end up in the same place. So, minimal wage requirements or labor regulations, wrongful termination suits, all of them can be very expensive to a small business. So, H.R. manager salaries aren't cheap, an average of $70,000 a year.


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[Assistant] Bambi spelled B-A-M-B-E-E was created specifically with a small business in mind. You can get a dedicated HR manager, craft HR policy, and maintain your compliance all for just $99 a month. $99 a month? What?


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[Assistant] There it is. So you can take your employees to lunch. You know, that'd be a good thing to do.


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[Assistant] With Bambi, you can change HR from your biggest liability to your biggest strength. Your dedicated HR manager is available by phone, email, or real-time chat. From onboarding determinations, they customize your policies to fit your business and to help you manage your employees day-to-day. All for just $99 a month. Month-to-month, no hidden fees. You can cancel anytime.


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[Assistant] You didn't start your business because you wanted to spend time on HR compliance. Let Bambi help get your free HR audit today. Go to Bambi dot com slash Duck right now to schedule your free HR audit. That's Bambi dot com slash Duck. Spelled BAM to the B-E-E dot com slash Duck. There you go.


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[Assistant] Well the problem is, I ain't got no video of the best part of that pontoon deal, cause what happened, see, see what happened was.


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[Assistant] That thing ended up, day before opening day, we had put it in, pulled it up to the boat ramp with a wind switch. Everybody know it got out of the north.


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[Assistant] A high synth mat like you ain't seen lately blew up on that thing. Well now we can't go nowhere.


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[Assistant] Cause that pontoon won't get up on, you can't, you can't go nowhere. Where you gonna go?


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[Assistant] I got video on my phone of it. We had to hire an airboat to tow us out of the house.


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[Assistant] We tore that pontoon to pieces. It was fantastic. We had to rebuild it out there on the water.


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[Assistant] The hyacinth, that water hyacinth cramp, yeaah. No, it blocked us in. We couldn't go nowhere. The mud motor wouldn't even get up on it.


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[Assistant] So we, we, we, it cost us three alligator tags.


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[Assistant] A night of froggin' and some long wheelbase tens, but we got it towed out there. You got towed out there? That's what you got. Well, I mean, he got it with us because we, we the tag holder, but he gets to keep them, so whatever. Which, that's fine. Look, if that's alligator, I ain't got to clean, I'm happy about that. I'm in.


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[Assistant] We can trade frogs for airboat rentals. Where else in the world can you do that?


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[Assistant] Can I tell you, here's Phil's line about TLCs, when you go, you don't fire a shot, he said, we're one day closer to killing them. Every day that goes by, you don't kill them, you're one day closer to getting them.


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[Assistant] It would have been a day like tomorrow's gonna be, kind of nothing, no weather, stale weather.


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[Assistant] And there was never any inkling that we should, and look, so the next day you're all fired up. Well, we about to tear that. Next day? No, I told him after that next day, I said, well, I've enjoyed it boys. I'll see y'all again in about four years.


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[Assistant] No. No, I'm on a, I'm on a better bag than that, see, cause we got 16 opening day, we killed 8 second day, and we killed 17 today, so I'm gonna stay on my bag.


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[Assistant] No, I'm a strong believer in this. So if I hunted with them every day, which I could, and if I wanted to.


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[Assistant] They just hunt way too long, so. Ride the horse. Ride the horse out. They stay too long. And there's definitely no breakfast, so. And no breakfast. So, or, and, but I could hunt with them, we would have one cameraman in one place every day. If we got them, great. If we don't, we got no footage. Or, I can take one for the team.


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[Assistant] Everything else. He sounds just like you on a duck call. I can't buy a duck call. I can't. He's gotta get that head start. He's got that kick start like Sy's got that.


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[Assistant] He's shot ducks, I've called in. I've shot ducks, he's called in. We're all happy.


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[Assistant] First day was just me and Sy. It was late in the season too, so it was kind of weird. And then everybody was worn out from hunting. I was begging people to come. I was like.


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[Assistant] There you go. I mean, whatever, it makes your life so much easier, especially in today's world with a hybrid work life.


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[Assistant] I just want to compare this to the story from four episodes ago to see if they're the same.


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[Assistant] I don't remember where that was going. He's slapping him on the deck. Yep.


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[Assistant] So we can agree that you are in fact highly favored. You're not lucky.


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[Assistant] OmegaXL.com slash duck and you can read about all the cool stuff Sy just tried to tell you about in very broken English.


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[Assistant] What about the giraffe? He said, that's what I want to ride.


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[Assistant] And if you see any zebra cakes on the loose, send them this way.


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[Assistant] It never gets old hearing about answered prayers, no matter what the prayer is. It could be a broken finger, a new job, you know, or a move or.


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[Assistant] How can you not in a world where we live in today? I mean, there's...


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[Assistant] People dying every day from cancer. Yep. You know, so it's, that's incredible.


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[Assistant] And somebody that he put the opportunity there that didn't let the opportunity pass him. So, pretty cool. That's awesome. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. And we're back. Here we go. It's the fans section. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] And Johnny D is the keeper of said mailbox. Johnny D, what's in there?


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[Assistant] So since there's gonna be no time, is there any reason to have a Rolex?


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[Assistant] I would say on that, variety is the spice of life. You'll know when you walk in, if it's for you or not. Most of the time.


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[Assistant] And just go to a bunch of them though. Don't go to the first one and be like, man, that church was awful. And then give up on a church. Just keep, you may have to, you may have to drive 20, 30 minutes. I don't, you know, Lane, don't, don't be afraid of that, but you'll know whenever you get there. Like I've been in a lot of places and I mean, some of them you walk in and you're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is gonna be alright, you know. So, uh, just keep going.


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[Assistant] By all means, don't let the two in your town or, you know, I don't know nothing about Grand Junction, Colorado, but, um, I'm sure there's another place close to you.


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[Assistant] They're laying there online. You can go watch, you can go watch Three Services ago to see if that would be the place for you. You can, you can figure it out. I mean like, it's there, it's readily available for you today like it never has been in the past.


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[Assistant] I'm sure, I'm sure when Phil watches this, he'll critique us.


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[Assistant] Four eight, eight eight. That's eight hundred. Eight four four, four eight, eight eight.


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[Assistant] Without further ado, I'm just gonna kick it off and say, man, what a week we just experienced here in North Louisiana.


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[Assistant] That was bad business over there boys. We finally beat Texas at something other than football.


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[Assistant] But the only reason we kept power is because we got ripped a new one from two hurricanes. If we hadn't of done that and lost every tree over every power line, we'd probably been out of power too.


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[Assistant] And I hope it's warm. How was the snowstorm at your house?


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[Assistant] No, I, I, I can't do that. I found out after five days, I'm not equipped to live places where you can't walk outside.


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[Assistant] Did you? Oh yea, you were, you were the night I lost power. Cause we live right there by each other. So about an hour.


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[Assistant] Well here's what I learned about that power going out when it's that cold outside. It was only off for what, an hour?


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[Assistant] It got cold up in that house quick. I'm talking about cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a suggestion. Oh my goodness gracious. Well, hey, I'm telling you, I just.


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[Assistant] I realized five days inside is too much. I went so crazy that I shoveled my driveway.


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[Assistant] He was sick. Yeah, I'm telling you I was. The biggest thing is I was trying not to become a domestic abuse statistic. I think my woman was about to beat me. We done had way too much time inside to get it.


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[Assistant] I'm just telling you, I'm not made. The thing about the pandemic was when they first told us to stay at home, we'd still go fishing.


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[Assistant] And both of them just got shut down, so are you telling me that stuff follows Jay's?


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[Assistant] The Unashamed crew did roll in here and just crap all over our set pretty much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had to get Phil, Al, and Jayce a key. We had to drop them a pin on where the office was, because it's been so long since they've been here, they don't forget that. They didn't know how to get in, didn't know the security code, didn't know nothing.


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[Assistant] So, look, while you're recovering, let's take a break to recover from what we've heard so far. We'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Type in email into us telling us that he raised his by 135 points.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember you boys, you Robertson boys hate technology, but I love it. Cause while we're doing this podcast, I'm sitting here watching my buddy's fish. No, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] My favorite Philism is, oh, I don't need a watch, I just say it's a little in the morning, it's almost noon, it's afterlunch, and then the first thing every morning. Yes, what time is it? Yeah, how much time we got till legal? I don't need no watch, how much time we got till legal? That's right, that's right. Is it legal? It's like, huh, I thought you didn't need a watch there, you know?


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[Assistant] Let's go. Go for it. Martin. You gotta recognize your cash cow, son. That's all it is too.


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[Assistant] Well, you'd have got a pretty good chuckle from when they were standing in front of Academy doing a live one and your nephew went down there and did doughnuts behind him. Do we know that guy? No, I'm sure we do. Do we actually know who it was? So on the Weather Channel. JG? Oh, I don't know who it was.


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[Assistant] What? Fishing? Oh yeah. You can go right now. Yeah. No. Hey, they gotta be biting. They've been freezing to death for a week. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I like them both. I'm ready to go fishing, that's for sure. We're... You and you both. Yeah, we're getting there.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. They on them, they on them clear water black crappies.


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[Assistant] Did I, did I get a degree? So that means you passed party.


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[Assistant] Oh, we ain't done yet. And I still got a few years left. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, heck yeah you do. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] It's just take it. You can take like two to eight pills a day. It just all depends on how much pain you're in. And it treats the inflammation that's causing the pain. It doesn't just mask it like topical creams and all that kind of stuff do. Plus,


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[Assistant] You don't smell like menthol everywhere you go. That's always a plus. I tell you, you don't want to go nowhere smelling like menthol, so.


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[Assistant] You won't get one, you'll get two bottles of the Omega XL. Sy Robertson approved.


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[Assistant] I just figure if a professor fell out a window, it'd make the news.


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[Assistant] Clearly not, he broke both legs. I can't tell you because he wasn't there. No, no, or it didn't happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, I don't think that was ever a rule, per se. I think that's just what we may have made it. That's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] He never got to 102. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] You're saying he should have been a nurse? Well, hey.


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[Assistant] Barney's a nurse? I know. That's a good one. Hey, can you? Hey!


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[Assistant] Time for your bath. No, I'm out on that.


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[Assistant] We done trod that trail son. We'll get off him. Look, I wanna, you ready for fishing? Give me, what is your best


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[Assistant] Nah, we out there on Mexican shore. I know that, but I mean y'all shallow water fishing.


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[Assistant] Hey, look, Google amphiuma. See if that looks familiar to Cy.


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[Assistant] So that shotgun gets caught up in that beard every time he goes to shoot. So not only is it shorter on that side, you'll notice it's darker too. That is from the gunpowder residue that blows back to his beard after shooting. So there you go. He's got a, he's got a two-tone. It's, it's fantastic. The man's a shotgunner.


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[Assistant] Well, we all knew that. That story checks out. Why didn't you know that, Martin? He's being kind saying he's a half-bubble.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like a whipper wheel. Same thing.


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[Assistant] I run out of a lot of things for Bloody Marys too during that time.


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[Assistant] Oh, we're still back on that boat. Alright, which one of y'all sending us out of here with a Bible verse?


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[Assistant] Well hey, here's the deal. Did you go to Easter Sunday and celebrate Jesus' resurrection? Did I go? Yea.


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[Assistant] And it was good to see the church fill a useless building.


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[Assistant] Well, I had to bring in the reflection boys, cause hey, like I said, hey, like I said, when you get my age, it looms. It's getting close. Yea, it looms larger in your mind.


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[Assistant] Well, I was wondering where you disappeared to. I saw you when you left.


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[Assistant] No, no, hey, this was actually good, okay, cause I was gonna get into it. We started this thing off talking about relationships.


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[Assistant] No, no, that was one of my favorite episodes and then the other one that I liked probably better than that one was the Mountain Man radio show.


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[Assistant] I'm walking behind him when we go in there and I look and there's the receptionist up there and there's one of them little bells on the deal. And I made my mind up right when I was saying it. I'm fixed to drive Willie and Mountain Man slam insane ringing that bell.


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[Assistant] A week after that episode ran on TV,


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[Assistant] Someone, a fan, had built me a- His bongo bells. Bongo bells. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no, the funniest thing about that was Jason, I can't believe you talked like that in front of them kids. I said, Jason, the kid wasn't there when I was doing that. And he said, what? I said, I was in front of a green screen by myself.


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[Assistant] The kid wasn't in there when I was giving all that stuff.


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[Assistant] It ain't a garden hose, that is a correction. You know the one they're advertising where they have the 18 wheeler run over it? That's the county. You know, you turn it on and it goes out.


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[Assistant] Don't mix, don't mix dishes and plates with bidets. Don't go there.


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[Assistant] Well, you gotta understand, okay, for those that served our nation and wore our nation's uniform and some of them died for it,


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[Assistant] Okay, and for that flag, cause to the people out there, that may be just a song or a national anthem, and that flag may just be a piece of cloth to you.


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[Assistant] It's more than that, okay, to people that serve and have gave limb, life, you know. So yeaah. It, uh, that's a hot topic with me.


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[Assistant] Well, I like the way you said it, okay, and actually put a little light on that. It's like putting a spotlight on it and say, okay, let's look at this.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I've got my reason telling you that you should not do it.


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[Assistant] At this point in time, or at this, uh, you know, during the anthem.


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[Assistant] I thought it was actually good on our episode that I was involved in, cause we just said, okay, you know, we're going to have to agree. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, I said, hey, I see the injustice you're talking about and I will stand beside you to fight that injustice.


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[Assistant] You don't want the answer, okay, you're gonna get.


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[Assistant] The boy has literally been starved to death as a child. No, he, he, he ain't starving.


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[Assistant] Alright, y'all stay tuned next week, okay, because we're going to be speaking about how to be hygiene good.


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[Assistant] You need to stop fishing in a gar-hoe. Go over at JD's pond and catch all the crappie you want.


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[Assistant] To, with everybody I meet, be good to them and do what's right.


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[Assistant] So, and like you're talking about, then somebody comes up and says, hey man, you know, when you done this, you know, back when, you know, and you say, are you sure you're talking to the right person? Did I do that?


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[Assistant] In the break, episode Frog in Ones, I was just in a library yelling at kids about nom and tigers.


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[Assistant] And I found one that has a bidet built in and a blow dryer.


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[Assistant] Martin, have you never heard this story? We go to the Texas Rangers game and like midway on the, the plane's a thousand degrees and I'm just pouring sweat.


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[Assistant] What's the first thing you do with the dirty plate? You shove it under the water. And then you wash it off.


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[Assistant] People have said, uh, we live in this world together. I love that. We have to find common ground. That was a lady named Kimberly. Thank you, Kimberly. Uh, Janet said, thank you for bringing some sunshine into our lives and discussing real life. Blessings on this show.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Uh, Dawn says, so happy you guys are back. So yeaah, there's a bunch of... Shantale said she missed you guys. Uhm...


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[Assistant] I just read some negative comments. They didn't, they didn't watch.


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[Assistant] Oh look, they're talking about this and they just move like.


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[Assistant] I got somebody on my side, people. I'm excited. Yeah, I was like, that doesn't mean anything. They're like, no.


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[Assistant] If I say with all due respect, that's your chance to stop listening.


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[Assistant] By the way everybody, all the stories shared today are like 5 year old stories. Well yea.


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[Assistant] Sy, I'm about ready for you to do these intros. Yeah, go ahead Sy. Do you know what I'm gonna say?


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[Assistant] You know, you know he's dyslexic anyway. Guaranteed. But I love the fact that I didn't realize I said the word guaranteed a lot until we started this podcast. Guaranteed. People like to point that out.


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[Assistant] All the people that have ever commented with the word psi, and we're gonna take any spelling of psi, that's I-S-S-I. Oh, that's really the only two. C-Y. C-Y. Okay.


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[Assistant] But anyways, once we get to 40,000, you leave a comment mentioning Si. We're gonna pick from those people, the subscribers, and the commenters, and you're gonna win 15 minutes on Zoom with Uncle Si.


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[Assistant] It's 15 minutes, you'll never forget, I can assure you that. So be sure, like, subscribe, comment, all that good stuff, youtube.com slash duck call room. See, it's not that hard, Si.


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[Assistant] No, back then they didn't have no helmets on so they knew to get their head out the way. The worst thing they did for a football player was give them a helmet. Worst thing they did to a football player.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I want Coach Arliss here, he'd be telling stories about when I was 15.


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[Assistant] Good grief. Alright, well let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Ah, because most of them are like pillow fights until you run into the Nolan Ryan one.


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[Assistant] Well, just so we're clear, Walker carried a pistol too now. He didn't have to use it, but he towed it with him.


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[Assistant] That's kung fu. That's not kung fu. It's not really kung fu, it's like, It's kung fu. It's like redneck kicking. Alive or dead, Johnny? You're forgetting whatever you want to do.


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[Assistant] Oh, so we like time machine stuff here. Yeah. Yeah. The best of the best at the time. I would, I would like to see Muhammad Ali versus Tyson. I'll leave Tyson. That's a good one. That would have been both of them in their prime. That would be a pretty good. I like this because you got quick over power.


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[Assistant] The problem is, Tyson may get caught. All these arms a little longer.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so see that, he's five inches, he's fighting five inches outside of his body, is what they say.


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[Assistant] 97. They're down 97? They're 97 of them sitting out there and most all of them don't know how to go get them. They don't know it? That's like an A in school and they're just missing it. Exactly. It's 97. But you know what? That's 3 short of 100. Score master, look at score master like a treasure map. Cause score master tell you where to get them 97 points at.


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[Assistant] The average score master usually raises their credit score 61 points in 20 days or less. Yes, that is 61 points. Hey, some of you know Zach from the Unashamed podcast, Phil and Jason's nephew.


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[Assistant] Anyway, he tried score master because he listened to it here. Cause we read that.


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[Assistant] Added a hundred and thirty points on his credit because he's a cash is king kind of guy and saved tens of thousand dollars on the life of his land that he bought in North Carolina. I'm going to drop the address down below. That way you can go check it out. His land that is.


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[Assistant] But I, I like, I like this prime versus prime. So. Yeah. Let's.


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[Assistant] Let's go with another one. Let's go Tiger Woods. Ooh. Versus Jack Nicklaus. That's not fair. Prime versus Prime. No, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] No, I think it did. It's unreal. I think it'd be a great match. I really do. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I mean, probably give the edge to tiger, but I think that bias comes from me growing up, watching time. I'm sure somebody who grew up watching Jack would say,


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[Assistant] But I just think it would be really fun to be able to watch stuff like that. I mean, it'd be like same deal of watching, you know, Kobe and Michael Jordan.


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[Assistant] But here's what I tell you about Jordan. If Jordan played in Kobe's era, he'd have played just like you.


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[Assistant] He wouldn't have been down there fighting because he ain't got to. He had to in his era to do what he had to do. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] They're all freaks. All the great ones are freaks.


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[Assistant] I do too. We probably got time for another one after this break. Let's come up with another one in the break and let's debate it.


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[Assistant] What you wanna talk about, Martin? Oh, you know what I wanna talk about.


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[Assistant] Painful stiff joints and muscles. That's good enough for us. It's good enough for Travis. It's been good enough for several other listeners.


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[Assistant] No, he's not. He's not the greatest quarterback. Is he the most accurate?


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[Assistant] Guaranteed, yeah, that's him. Guaranteed, that's him. Is he the greatest quarterback? No. Yes.


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[Assistant] Hey, don't even get me started. Time out. You know how you get top 10 defenses? The coach calls and say, Hey, you want to come play with Tom Brady? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] And his hands are really really heavy.


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[Assistant] Folks at home, it ain't very often you can get this boy to not want to talk. So the fact that we got him there, that's an accomplishment. He's hurting me. Well, we gotta take one more.


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[Assistant] Oh man, well Johnny D. Wood is in our hello at duckcallroom.com inbox. We got anything over there?


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[Assistant] Out of that hundred, there'd be a lot of them fighting dirty.


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[Assistant] Last name, Sigh. Last name, Sergeant.


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[Assistant] Isn't there a very obvious name if their last name is Sergeant? I like Big O. Man, you were in the military.


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[Assistant] There you go. Silas Sergeant. Silas Staff Sergeant.


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[Assistant] And we're out. Very good. Appreciate you guys. We're out. We'll see y'all next Tuesday here on the Duck College.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, we've already started down a row. Look, welcome back. We are in the duck call room. For those of you that called it last week.


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[Assistant] How did y'all like our first Tuesday episode? Cause this is the second one. We're, we're, we're back running another Tuesday episode. If you're watching this on YouTube, make sure you subscribe to the new Duck Call Room YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] And hit the notification bell so you don't miss an episode. Also remember to, uh, give us a little friendly review rating on your podcast apps. That way all your friends can find us. We've done all the housekeeping. Now let's get started. Si? Yes. What'd you think of that weather yesterday? How about that?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Look, Tuesday I was fishing. Tuesday afternoon I was fishing. And I turned around and looked. Oh, you seen it coming. Well, I turned around and looked and I said, huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, amen. So I, I, I looked and I told my buddy, I said, we probably oughta start heading back to that boathouse right about now.


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[Assistant] And we got back over there, and when we got over there and put the boat on the lift,


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[Assistant] I looked up and the sky was like fluorescent green.


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[Assistant] I told him, I said, I've only seen this one other time. I said, and it wasn't good.


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[Assistant] And then that mess come and it was like, just a little trickle. I was like, oh, this ain't too bad. But we got my truck.


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[Assistant] It went from okay to I can't see like the end of my truck.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. And then my whole truck started shaking cause the wind got to going about 55 and I said, we gotta get out of here.


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[Assistant] And I just, I guess I was playing Twister or something. I just floored it straight. I said, we gotta get off the top of this hill. We's on the levee of the pond. I said, we're going to end up in that pond. Something goes bad.


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[Assistant] So we pulled down and I got video of it, but like quarter sized hail just beat the snot out of us. That's why I figured out why they call it hail because it certainly ain't heaven.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what's crazy is Tuesday, like when we were fishing, we weren't even in any kind of warning at all.


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[Assistant] And I got scared for my life yesterday with these tornado warnings all around us.


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[Assistant] I was like, this ain't no brain. Like, this ain't no big deal. Like, I never know.


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[Assistant] It seems to chase me though. That's what, that's what I don't understand.


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[Assistant] But let me tell you something, if a game warden does make it up there, he's a good feller. So I trust that he can still do his job up there if that's what he's assigned to do. You know? It is what it is. You're a nice person.


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[Assistant] So, Sy, are you busy checking out our, our latest, uh, sponsors of the podcast? What are you looking at over there? Some holsters?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, our friends over at We the People holsters have, uh, We the People. Where does We the People come from, Sy?


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[Assistant] There you go, I like that. So look guys, if you're out there looking for some awesome holsters and other gun accessories, you have to check out We The People Holsters. They start at just 40 bucks and they're custom molded to fit your exact firearm for a quick smooth draw. They have thousands of options to choose from, including an amazing selection of printing holsters,


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[Assistant] Even ones with our buddies over at Realtree. So they got the Realtree camouflage on them.


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[Assistant] Which comes paired with a patented Cobra buckle. Every holster and gumbel comes with a lifetime guarantee.


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[Assistant] If it's not a perfect fit, send it back, get a full refund. All you have to do is go to wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck. You can get an additional $10 off with the offer code duck. That's wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck. Wethepeopleholsters.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Cause today's first ad read is a company called We The People Holster.


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[Assistant] This one. I bet they can make one with size face on it. We'll talk about that in the ad read though, but. Yeah, no, I know.


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[Assistant] I like old chief Dan George when he, he dropped the, this is a piece of hard rock candy. It ain't for eatin', it's for lookin' through. And then I like one old granny said, I ain't ever been much on them Jayhawkers neither. Go ahead and shoot him, Josie.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I don't wanna, I mean, if we're gonna go through the whole movie, I just sit and watch it, but. I still haven't watched it, so. Oh yeaah, you need to be fired.


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[Assistant] I don't understand- I'll tell you which Eastwood movie I really liked was The Mule.


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[Assistant] Did you watch that one? That one was silent. I didn't watch that one. Oh man, that's a good one. Oh, was sister Sarah?


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[Assistant] The mute? Morgan Freeman's in this? In the mute? No, he's in the unforgiven. I was three when unforgiven came out.


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[Assistant] Not much. Well, since we've gone down this trail, what is everybody's favorite? So you're, you're Blues Brothers. I like the Blues Brothers. That's your favorite? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Sy, what's your favorite movie? I had to go with him. What?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm with you. I was just I figured so I figured with side had to be a Western really to be his favorite So that's why I haven't seen but blues brothers either. Oh


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[Assistant] I agree. I know they were, because they were the only ones that can get you to do anything, you hard-headed rascal.


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[Assistant] That's solid. It's in my top five. I mean, it's always hard for me to choose one cause there's like five that come on that I'd never pass up. Well, I think so. Shawshank Redemption. Oh yeah. You gotta, you gotta put


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[Assistant] Well, once you get to really like six or seven, you start looking at the list you have remaining to fill out 10. You're like, nah, I can't do it. I can't, I can't choose three from these next 30.


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[Assistant] But I'm a huge fan of the Batman movies too, like the old original ones. I love them. They're fantastic. Like, I don't know. I like the TV. A younger person.


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[Assistant] Amber romance. Yeah. Yep. And he, there's a bottle of it in my truck. Oh no, no, no luck.


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[Assistant] Victoria's Secret Pro Tip. Let me give y'all a pro tip. Victoria's Secret Amber Romance by the gallon jug.


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[Assistant] Sy, when you came in today, did you, did you see the note on the, by the time clock? You gotta go report to the HR department.


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[Assistant] It stands for human resources, but look, I'm just kidding.


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[Assistant] Minimum wage requirements, labor regulations, and so many more. And the problem is, HR personnel aren't cheap are they Phil?


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[Assistant] Very expensive. They have an average salary of $70,000 a year. So BAMB, spelled B-A-M-B-E-E, was created specifically for with a small business in mind. For just...


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[Assistant] For just $99 a month, you can have your own HR department via Bambi. $99 a month times $12.


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[Assistant] Much cheaper than $70,000 a year. So there's it's month to month. You can cancel anytime. There's no hidden fees. All you have to do today is we're going to, we're going to help you get started with a free HR audit. All you have to do is go to BAMB.com slash duck right now.


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[Assistant] It'll schedule your free HR audit, that's Bambi.com slash Duck, spelled Bam to the B-E-E dot com slash Duck.


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[Assistant] I need, I need to make this look right. Hook John David so you can show us the story. You ready?


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[Assistant] Jimmy! It's in a package. Hook him, hook him and show us. The package was gonna open.


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[Assistant] But how did he say it? This is my favorite part of it. He said, he said, I know I said it cause I've heard this story a hundred times. He said, Jimmy, now look here, I can get that out for you. He said, can you?


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, uh, there's a lot, so if we're doing tips and tricks, there's a lot of videos also on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Just get you some braided line and pull the hook out. You don't have to cut the top of the mountain off. I highly recommend that method.


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[Assistant] This one, this tip, that tip right there falls under the category of, uh, that, that tip is a don't do instead of a do.


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[Assistant] Now we're in the river, boys. And now we're treading water, boys. We are treading water. While we're treading, let's go ahead and take our next break while we're at it. Let's tread on it.


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[Assistant] He's, you already got him scared. Ah.


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[Assistant] Johnny Day, look, here's the deal, I know, this, this...


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[Assistant] It's been a, kind of a tumultuous sports week for you. Your hero hung up his spikes, man. What? I see you're still wearing that, I see you're wearing that Saints jersey, or sweatshirt. Are you in mourning? Like, is that, is that where we're at?


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[Assistant] Well, how do you feel about, how do you feel about Drew retiring? Mr. Drew Brees? How do you feel about that? I'm curious.


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[Assistant] But I want to know one thing though. Who is the next quarterback of the New Orleans Saints? Who's your guy? Like where do you want to see this thing? I'm just curious. What are the choices? The world's your oyster. So, but there's really only a couple. There's two choices.


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[Assistant] There you go. The exact description of yesterday's weather.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we drunk. Okay, we were drunk. I've been a lot, look, look, I've had a colorful past too. I've been a lot of things in my life. I've never been half drunk. I'm either sober or I'm drunk. There's one thing that there ain't no halfway point on.


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[Assistant] No, there's no gray area. You're either sober or plowed. I mean, that's where you're at. Plowed. That's tumultuous. Plowed, I like that.


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[Assistant] I will say that, you know, I looked through a lot of the comments last week on our fan show since it was the Tuesday when I read through a lot of it.


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[Assistant] And I'm actually stunned at how many people didn't know I was bald on top. I didn't wear a hat because...


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[Assistant] I mean, I really don't care, but look, spoiler alert, I'm 35 now.


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[Assistant] I've been balding since I was 20. So, I mean, like this, this ain't new. I just didn't wear a hat.


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[Assistant] I thought you were- Your dad was like that, wasn't he? My dad, my grandparents, I'm surrounded by baldness. Okay, by baldness. Yeah. Well hey, here's the deal- I always have hair.


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[Assistant] I want you to keep expounding on how baldness is cool though, cause that makes me feel-


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[Assistant] I wanna take a break, but I feel like the last four minutes we've been on break, so I'm not real sure.


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[Assistant] I give up. Alright, last and final break for today. We'll come back and we'll talk about some emails and we're going to close with our Bible verse and our editing crew who's listening to this right now. Be sure to not cut it off this week.


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[Assistant] For all of you that raised that concern, that was actually a glitch with YouTube. We would never cut off a verse mid-stroke. So, there you go. Alright, we'll be right back. And there are no bullets in the gun.


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[Assistant] Alright, here we go. We are back with the fan section of the week. Johnny D. What is in our Hello H-E-L-L-O at DuckCallRoom.com inbox?


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[Assistant] But I read a bunch of comments on that one too, and everybody now is saying that a hot dog is a taco. That is the email I got. You got three emails. Have you ever thought it being a hot dog?


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[Assistant] Anyway, back on, back on, back on hot dogs and tacos. How do you know which one came first, the hot dog or the taco? Like, it's like the chicken and the egg deal. So like, our...


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[Assistant] Is a hot dog in fact a taco or is a taco in fact a hot dog?


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[Assistant] No, I would call, I would call Slim Jim sausage before I called it beef jerky. Yeah, that's true.


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[Assistant] On that note. On that note. This has been a week.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back folks. We're in here for another episode of the Duck Call Room. Look, if you're tuning in on YouTube, we thank ya.


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[Assistant] And if you're listening on a podcast app, if you want to see all the annex, go ahead and head over to our YouTube channel. That's youtube.com slash Duck Call Room. Uh, here before long, instead of cross posting to the Duck Commander channel, the Duck Call Room channel will be the only place you can see our podcast.


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[Assistant] And that is once again youtube.com slash duck call room. Alright. Before we get started, fans, you keep sending stuff in.


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[Assistant] I'm just going to keep thanking you. So Mike from Idaho, you sent in some far candy. It was, uh. We got some Idaho. Keyword.


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[Assistant] But, the funny thing about an Idaho Spud is there's not a potato involved. It is chocolate wrapped around a marshmallow with coconut all over it. I loved it.


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[Assistant] I'll get you one on our first break, because that thing's good. If you like coconut, that thing's good.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to blame that one on the churner. No, it wasn't the churner.


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[Assistant] I will say, you know, we're here in the spring, but summer's coming, and I sure look forward to when Phil makes that homemade ice cream. That man can churn some homemade ice cream. Phil makes ice cream? Oh yeaah, he does.


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[Assistant] Hondo. Well, you always have been an overachiever, Gavin. So that, you know, that doesn't surprise. But look, I mean, what they don't realize is when we were down there, like,


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[Assistant] When Kay hollered over that phone, it's lunchtime.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, I'm Tony. Everything, huh? Everything. All of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're just a mess, Cy. You're just a mess. It's a tough go boys. Well, you know.


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[Assistant] Johnny, be good, boys. One of my favorite ones ever was, uh, we were down there for Christmas.


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[Assistant] They've been married for 10 years at this point and he, he just, Phil and names not something he's interested in. Nope.


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[Assistant] Well, my story is, let's take our first break. We'll be right back after this.


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[Assistant] Well look, I got you something to keep you from getting messed with. That we the people holster will keep your firearm from getting messed with.


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[Assistant] That means it's secured to you. They start at just $40. We the people holsters are custom molded to fit your exact firearm for a quick, smooth draw. That's important to you, ain't it, son? You gotta be quick. You gotta be quick. You gotta be quick. They have thousands of options to choose from, plus a selection of custom printed holders included in the line.


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[Assistant] You know what's good if it's named after a snake, right? I mean, what else could it be? Every holster in Gumbel comes with a lifetime guarantee. If it's not a perfect fit, send it back and they'll refund you fully.


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[Assistant] To show your support for this great American company, go to WeThePeopleHolsters.com slash Duck right now and get an additional $10 off with the offer code Duck. That's WeThePeopleHolsters.com slash Duck. WeThePeopleHolsters.com slash Duck.


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[Assistant] I ain't ever met a dog that would try that. I mean, I've had every dog go try it.


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[Assistant] Eskimos is something totally different though, that's custard.


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[Assistant] You gotta, you gotta remember something. I married a Tennessee girl. So I've been all up around Knoxville, all in them East Tennessee hills and hollers and all that kind of stuff. I've had the chance to experience some of


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[Assistant] The finer homemade stuff you've ever had. My favorite was when they put that cinnamon in. They call it like apple pie or something. It's good.


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[Assistant] When it's homemade. That stuff you buy at the store. They put kerosene in it?


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[Assistant] Yep. Roll it up, oop. Yep, that's for real. I had a little taste with the Knox County Sheriff's Department.


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[Assistant] I know two John Owens, that's plural, that I'm saying, Owen. Owen. Oh yeah. And one of them got a hot duck hole. That's Mr. John, the farmer. And then there's me. And then there's you. Who's got a good tackle shop.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, I'm surrounded with Owens, duck hunting and fishing.


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[Assistant] I think y'all gonna be alright. That Owen family be fine. Nothin' wrong with em. Nothin'.


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[Assistant] We don't need no S. People trying to add it. They're trying to add it boys. You know, you're talking about them coming down covered wagons though. Could you imagine them boys coming in covered wagons and they hit that Mississippi River? You imagine that?


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[Assistant] I mean, they crossed them rocky mountains. I mean, just think about that.


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[Assistant] I don't know. You're gonna talk about tough. Forget air conditioning. I can make it, potentially, without air conditioning. Skaters. Them skaters.


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[Assistant] I could, I could survive without air conditioning a lot longer than I could in a place where I can't get away from mosquitoes. I would go nuts.


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[Assistant] Something buzzing around me, there's plenty of turkey hunting footage. Them flies when they land on them cow patties and then come up here and land on your nose and your lips and you turkey hunting and you can't move. Them things that buzz around me drive me insane. You need me to spill my guts, fill this room full of flies. And give me nothing to kill them with.


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[Assistant] That's why I hate teal season. I hate teal season.


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[Assistant] Bow season, they rough. Bow season ain't so bad, but them teal, the blue ways cause you around a mosquito breeding pot.


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[Assistant] Well let's face it, taking trips to the post office is probably not how you want to spend your time. That's why I recommend mailing and shipping online at Snaps.com. It is how.


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[Assistant] We ship packages to you when you order from DuckCommander.com. We get all of our packages and postage through Stamps.com. So Johnny D, I don't know if they can do anything about a broken ankle, but you know, hey, they make it. I tell you what. Better you than me. I can send you an ace bandage via Stamps.com and save money on the shipping.


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[Assistant] Huge discounts on mailing and shipping rates. So stop wasting time going to the post office. Who has time to do that anymore? And go to Stamps.com instead. There's no risk.


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[Assistant] And with our promo code DUCK, you will get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial plus free postage and a digital scale. There's no long-term commitment or contract. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in DUCK.


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[Assistant] That's stamps.com, promo code duck, stamps.com, never go to the post office again.


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[Assistant] Hey, looks like a cross between a cricket, a crawfish,


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[Assistant] But this has gotta be, I mean this has gotta be.


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[Assistant] Cause that's where they found him. Most stuff gets the name like- I can't google it. You're in charge of this. That's where they live. I like it.


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[Assistant] The thought, the thought of that thing in there like tickling me on the inside of the ear just, that would drive me. I don't know how they kept it in there as long as they did. Relationship with humans. Man, you gotta love the internet.


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[Assistant] Well I understand it's gross, but like, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Hygiene? What did they tell you, they was poor as a snake?


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[Assistant] But this sounds like as an adult. No, it wasn't as an adult. Was Jace as an adult?


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[Assistant] I get it. I mean, I can see that. Snakes don't bother me. Now you're, I think it's a human reaction when you see one. You automatically flinch. Like there's not a...


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[Assistant] And the people that don't flinch, you get the looking and they're missing toes, fingers and stuff like that where something just dope popped them one time. And that, you know, that's a bad deal, but yeah, but like I play with them. I like snakes. They're fun. Oh, I do too.


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[Assistant] I love them. I mean, they're cool. They will bite you. That's the whole...


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[Assistant] So I told her, I said, look, it's springtime, you know, we need to go get the sprinklers ready. Get the irrigation system going. I said, but I need some help.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said, you go to that one, I gotta get this one and we gotta do it at the same time to make this thing work. And she went to reach all that, reach all that cover and that thing.


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[Assistant] That thing got her on the finger. Just, just come up here and licked her, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm smart enough to know which ones to pick up and which not. Now I say that, now I did have one case of mistaken identity in my life that could have cost me my life.


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[Assistant] Was it poisonous? No, he was venomous. Let's get that right. There are no such thing as poisonous snakes. They're venomous people. Sorry, I took herpetology in college. That was beat into my head and it really drives me crazy when I hear it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're injecting a bunch of soldiers into your body that know how to fight the stuff.


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[Assistant] And it still comes from the venom. But it starts as the snake venom. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. And, but they do it with animals that are tougher than us that can fight it, so.


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[Assistant] That's why he takes off blazing the trail everywhere you go. He said, get behind me. Come on down here, jump on this four wheeler. You don't need no boots. Yea, you don't need no boots. You ruin them shoes. Go ahead and throw them away for the rest of your life. Them's done. We ain't gonna be gone about fifteen minutes. But I, I mean, I guess we all have fears and stuff, like.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I don't like a spider, so. That movie Arachnophobia? No, I'm out on him. Like that, that thing. Spiders, they, cause they small, like you can't see them. A snake you can see.


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[Assistant] That spider though, he be done crept up on you and got you son, before you even know. Like growing up squirrel hunting?


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[Assistant] October is when them orb spiders get in the middle of every trail through the woods.


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[Assistant] And then you walking through there and you just, and a thing of panic takes me over of like, where is he? Cause you know that big rash, and he can't hurt you.


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[Assistant] This will forever be known as the Critter episode. Let's take one more break and we'll be right back after this.


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[Assistant] Crocodiles. See look, that's a mean sucker. Oh yea. I think I've made it very well known on the things that kind of drive me batty. I like to be at the top of the food chain.


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[Assistant] And I don't want nothing looking eye level with me. I like everything being down below me. Cause like, big cats, I'm out on them.


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[Assistant] Spiders, you know, they are what they are. But crocodiles, they'll eat you. You know why I don't get that ocean? Sharks.


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[Assistant] Yes ma'am, I'm sorry, I won't do it again. There it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, quit deer hunting. Now, I think there's a...


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[Assistant] There's that point, like, when I'm deer hunting, I bow hunt a lot, so uhm.


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[Assistant] But it's always weird, like getting, when I'm getting ready, like everything be.


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[Assistant] And when that arrow lets loose and you hear that thud.


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[Assistant] Then buddy, I gotta find me a seat. Like I gots to sit down. I mean, you can look back at all my deer hunts that have been on camera. And the first thing I do, I take my hat off and I sit down. I don't know why I take my hat off, but, but I get them swimming red.


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[Assistant] But I do, I get them swimmy legs and I gotta sit down. You don't have to worry about me waiting 30 minutes because that's how long it takes me to calm down.


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[Assistant] Oh man. What's a nut? Look, here's the thing on that. I'll just tell it for everybody listening on the sit there and wait and all that. If you made a good shot.


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[Assistant] He's not gonna get any more dead than he is right there. He's as dead as he's gonna get. He ain't going nowhere.


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[Assistant] And if you made a poor shot, then you need time. And look, hey,


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[Assistant] I ain't, I've made poor shots and I'm sure I'll make some more in my life. I mean, I've screwed it up just as bad as anybody, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, he, there's no reason to get into a hurry unless you're hunting like in South Carolina and it's 95 degrees when they open in August. Then you gotta be a little sporty about getting down and getting him, but, you know.


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[Assistant] For the most part, he'll be fine. Just give him 30-40 minutes, he'll be alright. Get you buddies, get ready, get you lights, get you nines, all that good stuff, so.


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[Assistant] And that's how it rolls. And that's how it rolls. We'll see y'all next week right here in the duck call room. We gone.


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[Assistant] He's back to being a noise maker. The first day I went over there, he was just laying back in his chair. You know how he's a noise maker.


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[Assistant] He ain't making no noise, but I was in there yesterday. I wasn't even in the same room. I heard him in there. Ah!


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[Assistant] Well they was told, I was told Paula took some over there the other day.


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[Assistant] And I was told that he just raved on it.


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[Assistant] Well, Stone fixed him some and then he took one by and he goes, well, that ain't much. But Christine, Christine's over there with a sparkle in her eye. I said, oh, I'll take care of that. Oh, that's, that's what it was. It was Christine.


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[Assistant] You know a lot of people, they like tomato juice, but he likes it.


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[Assistant] Amen. Godwin, give us one. I'll give you a non-hunting one. It was, uh, when we was, had the Texas Motor Speedway for three years. Me and Cy, was he there? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Me and Sal was there on Friday, y'all wasn't there yet. I don't know what was going on, but uhm.


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[Assistant] We was at the trailer and seeing fans and stuff and taking pictures and this guy comes up and he said his name was, uh, Jeff Whaley. He said, I'm Richard Petty's, uh, guy and he wants to meet you inside and you need to come with me. I'm gonna take you to his coach.


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[Assistant] So me and Ty and I guess Phillip and Paula, we loaded up on golf cart and they took off. We went in there back in the holy lamb where all the coaches are.


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[Assistant] And went in there, Richard Petty's coach, and him and Si talked and talked and talked.


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[Assistant] King, we gotta, you got an appearance you gotta go to, so, we gotta cut this off. We been there about an hour, I guess.


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[Assistant] Sweet Pea, or the audience. Sweet Pea is about 50 pounds. Oh, Sweet Pea came over yesterday, he eased over there, and he didn't just lay down on my feet. He just fell. Look at ol' Sweet Pea.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you what, uh, changed my mind when Phil shared the gospel with me. He told me to, uh, read the Bible. And it's in Luke, the last chapter, 24, and it's when


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[Assistant] All them running buddies with Jesus run up in that upper room. They just killed Jesus. And so they were scared they were gonna get persecuted or killed cause they persecuting Christians. They run up in that upper room, lock the door. I'm sure they pray and they was mourning, you know, they just watched their best friend get killed, you know.


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[Assistant] And all of a sudden he just appears. He appears in the room. And it spooked him. It scared him.


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[Assistant] Cause, I mean, good grief. If I'd have watched see one of y'all die, I'd imagine I'd be pretty shook up too if somebody just appeared. But he said,


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[Assistant] Look at me, I'm not a, I'm not a ghost. You want me to read that?


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[Assistant] Look at my hands and look at my feet, you see, that it's really me. Touch me and make sure that I'm not a ghost.


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[Assistant] As he spoke, he showed him his hands and his feet still.


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[Assistant] They stood there in disbelief, filled with joy and wonder. Then he asked them, do you have anything here to eat? So he asked them for some fish, which is probably crappy.


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[Assistant] They gave him a piece of broad fish and he ate it as they watched. And when I read that, I got to thinking, wow.


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[Assistant] When it's our time and we're gone and then Jesus comes back, we're getting our bodies back.


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[Assistant] That's what he said. That's what he had. That's why they were scared, cause they recognized. I'm gonna be me, you're gonna be you. It's gonna be awesome.


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[Assistant] This Duck Dynasty opened a lot of doors for us and uhm, we get to travel and see, you know, beautiful mountain ranges, beautiful waterfalls, pretty oceans. I mean, America is the beautiful.


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[Assistant] And he just spoke all that into existence, but he said he's going back to prepare place. Can you imagine what heaven is going to look like he's thinking about?


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[Assistant] I think it's obviously smoky. I think that's right. I think there's probably like a gasoline kind of smell, which obviously would be absolutely foreign to everybody in this world. Like diesel?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like diesel fumes. I also could not stop thinking about how absolutely mortifyingly embarrassing it would be to first have your mom say, Hey, you stink. You need to take a bath in front of your best friend. And then later have your dad say, Hey, you're late for work. And also you smell.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the official Game of Thrones podcast, House of the Dragon. I am Jason Concepcion, host of the podcast X-Ray Vision from Crooked Media. And I'm Greta Johnson.


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[Assistant] This is it! Episode 1 just premiered on HBO. Stream it now on HBO Max. If you're listening to this and you haven't done that, stop right now. What are you doing? Go watch the episode. We have entered a new chapter for this podcast. We are in The Great Game now, which is discussing actual episodes of House of the Dragon.


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[Assistant] Also, we'll be talking to the cast and crew from House of the Dragon where they'll share their insights on pivotal scenes and we'll learn many many secrets from the Crypt of the Dragon. I can't wait for that.


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[Assistant] In the last days of Old King Jaehaerys, the realm votes that a woman can't rule Westeros. We fast forward ten years to the rule of the Old King's successor, King Viserys.


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[Assistant] Between Emma, Viserys' wife is pregnant and everyone, especially King Viserys, hopes it's a son, because otherwise their choices for heir to the throne are Prince Daemon, who's a little too unpredictable to be king, and Princess Rhaenyra, who the realm won't accept no matter how good she is because she's a woman, see the previous thing I just said.