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[Assistant] Prince was there. Yeaah. Nah, it was, uh, yeaah. It oughta be alright. I ain't seen a lot of ducks though. Not just a ton. Well, everybody's... There's a lot of geese.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they ain't, but y'all, but you boys ain't gonna shoot woodies, so.


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[Assistant] And they're fantastic eatin'. I don't get his deal with him. He just don't like woodies? No, he don't like them. He's a, he's a purist. He's a mallard style. Purist.


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[Assistant] But I'll lose his snuff over a dag gum shoveler. Shovelers! Let's kill him!


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[Assistant] And he's dramatic. That shoveler, I swear you could turn around and shoot the other direction from a shoveler if there's a pack of 20 of them and one of them gonna fall.


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[Assistant] Hey look, by the time they got here and been sitting in these rice fields for a month, they're fine eating. I don't know why everybody's got such a bad deal.


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[Assistant] Nah, that ribeye is reserved for that speckled belly. Now he good. Nah, he's a ribeye. Nah, he fine. He fine.


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[Assistant] He's fire. Okay. But yeah, no geese. Yeah, them geese is pretty tough to them snows. They run.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take another break, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] And I mean it, history is gone. But how long they been working with it?


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[Assistant] I guarantee ya. Look, when we're young, our bodies produce SPMs. They're nature's way of keeping joints healthy, but as we age, we don't produce enough SPMs, which could be why Silas was in pain.


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[Assistant] Look, and he done beat the, he done beat the snot out of her decoys. Did he? I got it back out of there. Look, that decoy flipped over. Oh yea. Yep. You deserved it son. You got what was coming for you. That's right. You got what you deserved.


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[Assistant] I'm sure if he's not even including his wife's name on this that it's very fresh.


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[Assistant] What I think he was looking for was a response from us to say, yeah, we'd love to. Not, hey Chase, having a baby.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's the deal. I got it. Here's where we're at. First and foremost, who cares who shot the deer, is my opinion.


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[Assistant] No, that's why he's mad. However, however, at the same time, if you're the buddy.


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[Assistant] I'm the buddy in a lot of places that are really, really, really good. Martin's the buddy. I'm the buddy. Let me tell you how to continue to be the buddy. I'm the buddy's buddy. That gets to hunt at these places. You don't shoot a deer.


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[Assistant] If you're the buddy, you show the restraint and the respect for the landowner, even though you worked your butt off and did everything you could.


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[Assistant] Until they have killed said buck that they're after, or said deer that they're after,


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[Assistant] You are on dough and or coal patrol.


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[Assistant] And you smile because you are hunting a place rent free that all you had to do was volunteer your time and effort into.


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[Assistant] Well, he's not ready to cause he's still gonna get mad if he tries to. You still have to get to a place of calm. Which calm's not gonna come till you forgive him.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll see y'all next time, right here in the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Well, I just would never admit to any of my friends or acquaintances that I even watched that show for five seconds.


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[Assistant] I'm with Phil. I don't see how that ever caught on.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about material dogs. Not really. Well watch stuff like that. I just don't get it.


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[Assistant] I will bust you. I know what they say. You need to retire from card play.


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[Assistant] Well, the way he puts it, he's taking it from evil people and doing good with it.


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[Assistant] Well, I think that the boys y'all play with. Is that a rough crowd? Oh yeaah. They real rough.


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[Assistant] Something about those, those ones that look like him, they just, those are the ones you like to go after.


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[Assistant] They are good. They are the best waterfowl other than a speckled belly goose.


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[Assistant] If you need your duck blind cleaned out, he'll clean it out for you. I've never seen a dog pick up shotgun holes.


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[Assistant] That's why your boy Gember sent that thing down here. Bill said, Drew, no, no. Of course, you got, the Robbersons aren't known to be good dog handlers. That's what I told her.


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[Assistant] They're not very, I would say can consistent with the commands and the whistle because the dog, he learns a certain way on a whistle. You gotta stick with that.


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[Assistant] Way too many chiefs in this duck blind.


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[Assistant] No, we didn't hunt with him. He was the dog handler. He was the handler. And the reason he wore white gloves is because, uh, that dog was about 15 years old and he couldn't see. But the only problem with that, the idiot was standing.


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[Assistant] There wasn't no blind. We were sitting in some smart weed and he was standing up behind us while we were trying to duck hunt. Just standing there.


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[Assistant] Oh, we got roped, we got roped into some trip and boy, that was just part of that trip. That was a trip to not remember.


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[Assistant] So is it true that the only color that a deer, white tailed deer can see is blue?


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[Assistant] I don't know. Good question. What purpose do they serve other than companionship?


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[Assistant] Yeah, all the guys with dogs have human names.


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[Assistant] This time he had a rifle. Yeah, and he had a rifle with him.


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[Assistant] There's, you know, things that I AVOID.


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[Assistant] I would say processed food is at the top of the list and of course Johnny D also avoid any form of ball playing whatsoever. Ball playing of any kind. A little Debbie ice cream, Christmas tree cake ice cream just sounds like


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[Assistant] I don't know man, I just can't get behind that. He can't get behind that!


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[Assistant] So this morning we were in the duck blind and uh, old Burley, he's, he showed up. Oh, Burley's in town. And I heard him say, anybody want a honey bun? And I looked over at Goblin. Goblin looked at me and he said,


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[Assistant] I want one, but I ain't gonna eat it. Hey! I've never been prouder, y'all.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, a hundred percent. I think, uh, going back to the liability thing, that's the major issue these days. Everybody is sue happy. Everybody wants to sue. For over anything. Oh, it's, it's, it's a cry of shame.


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[Assistant] Well first of all, that building that you're worshiping in is not the church. Exactly. Okay, the church is when the people show up.


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[Assistant] I wonder what time it was. No matter. About noon.


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[Assistant] Your hearing used to be a lot better. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Watch this, watch this lemon juice pour, by the way.


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[Assistant] I do, I have love sized stories today, but Connor has emailed us, he doesn't. Oh, South Carolina.


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[Assistant] Is he from South Carolina? No. Is he 24? No. Has he been married for three and a half years? No. Different Connor. Alright, so Connor says he still has a lot to learn, so he figures he's asked the veterans of marriage and food what their advice would be.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I got a story to tell about it. His wife can cook well, no doubt. She has her staples. He lists a few. Jambalaya. I'm not sure about South Carolina jambalaya, but uh, here's the problem. She likes to change things up.


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[Assistant] She will take a perfectly good recipe from one of her staples.


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[Assistant] Then, like, white chicken chili, he says. It's not my thing, but it is his thing. And then change it up and try something new out.


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[Assistant] And he gets all excited about it, then it's supper time, and she's used ground chicken instead of chopped chicken breast. I don't know what ground chicken is.


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[Assistant] And he's like, gross. She took something perfectly good and switched it up.


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[Assistant] That's what it, so, so recently Allison got a cookbook from the Pioneer Woman. Love you Pioneer Woman. Uhm, but it had, uh, like shortcuts you could do. And so Allison was making steak fingers and gravy and mashed potatoes and she used the shortcut of just use corn flakes for the breading.


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[Assistant] Well that makes sense, right? But then when Carter ate it, he goes, Mom, this is...


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[Assistant] And then I tried the gravy, which was cooked in the, you know, where you fried the drippings. Yea, the drippings. And I said, Allison, what kind of corn flakes did you use here? She goes, just the regular ones. And I said, where's the box? It was frosted flakes.


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[Assistant] I had two bites and we all laughed about it, but sometimes shortcuts are dangerous when you're not thinking.


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[Assistant] Stone's been traumatized. Hi. Well, speaking of Stone and his wife, uh, Annie and his wife, Annie and your wife, Annie and speaking of Stone and your wife, Annie sent in a question. Very confusing. Uh, hello. Love the show. She has a question.


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[Assistant] Uh, she's heard other people say it. I've never heard this phrase or used this phrase. Can you explain what you meant by that stone? Oh.


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[Assistant] And rest. One more, yeaah. Yeaah, we got time for one more. I got one more. I like this one.


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[Assistant] Corey in Mansfield, Ohio, uhm, he, he, he liked our New Year's resolutions, he's gonna delete everything off his phone, uhm, but he's about to have a baby girl. All good. And he wants us to name her.


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[Assistant] We've got two options, Judah and Charlotte. Charlotte would be a shout out to his stepfather Charles. Judah would be in recognition of the heritage of Jesus.


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[Assistant] My daughter's name's Lottie, which is short for Charlotte in some cases, so I vote Charlotte. But she's just Lottie.


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[Assistant] I got us, I got us a good verse that I honestly, I googled something in a break and I really liked it. And so I'm going with this one. This isn't something I was able to just come up with. Google help. Jobe.


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[Assistant] Which of all these does not know that the hand of the Lord has done this. In His hand is the life of every creature and the breath of all man.


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[Assistant] It's unreal. Hey, if it's moving, they're going to stop it from moving. If it ain't moving, they're going to start it moving. They will. Hey, the first time, hey, the first time Phil took me with him to, you know, he was draining the water off the duck hole. I just was totally amazed.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, he dug out all six foot deep at least and then eight foot wide or eight foot long. Now this is probably.


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[Assistant] Oh, as wide as this table. Okay. A hole in the dam where they had just done.


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[Assistant] He dug it that wide, eight foot long and six foot deep. And the next morning we come up again.


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[Assistant] It's uh, it totally, it totally amazed me. I said, hey, how many you think doing it? A bunch of them or just one?


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[Assistant] He said, one, probably one, maybe, maybe another one, maybe two. He said, but no more than two.


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[Assistant] He said, what do you think I've been? He said, every time I see one, you seem to put a bullet in his head.


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[Assistant] He said, these suckers, hey, they work my butt off. Keeping this water drink.


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[Assistant] That's for sure. That ain't no such thing as overtime for them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he pumped it, you know, spent $15,000 and didn't even get the whole, uh, maybe half full.


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[Assistant] You know, the Almighty can make it rain like the weekend and fill it completely up and it'll be overflowing. That would be awesome. So hey, we need a front. I'm telling you, people don't realize what a unique property that water is.


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[Assistant] Okay, they really don't. I seen a thing the other day. I went over to Dave to just tell him to try to teach me how to play guitar. And he showed me where some guy, now look, look at this, this is pretty cool. Some musician.


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[Assistant] Set up a microscope, a camera, and he put about 20 dots of water.


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[Assistant] Under the slides and he sit there and hit a piano with different notes.


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[Assistant] Okay, for every one of them things, drops of water, he hit a piano note, different note. And look, it was some of the most beautiful, about the size of a quarter it looked like.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it was the most beautiful, intricate pattern and none of them was the same. Every note was different on the piano and so every little quarter size drop of water and it was, it was blurry because whatever was in that water was moving.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying, but it was the coolest thing and look, and then there was also five grains of sand. They'd done the same thing too. They put on their microscope and it looked like some kind of critters, but it was.


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[Assistant] Brilliant colors, red, yellows, you know, just gorgeous.


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[Assistant] Cause you talking about some beautiful stuff. Okay?


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[Assistant] I'm serious. Look, most people, uh, it goes over the head. Yeah, you gotta look.


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[Assistant] I'm not that aware of my surroundings. Here's what you need to do. Get in a plane. Get 30,000 feet. No, don't rip one there. That's rude. At, okay, right at when the sun is breaking daylight.


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[Assistant] That is so cool to watch. Okay. Everything is dark. You can't see nothing. And then the sun.


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[Assistant] Here's one of them, here's one of them scratch your head. Hey, here's one of them scratch your head type deal. Kinda like the first seven minutes of the day. No, no, look, I'm in a plane, okay, I'm going to Florida to sing for the Navy SEALs. With my band, me and my band. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Okay, look, I'm at, I'm at 30,000 feet, and look, the window beside me, okay, you know, you, you, there's a, you go through the cloud cover, and when you get above the cloud cover, it's clear.


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[Assistant] Okay, forever. Okay, but anyway, look, right under my window, that's where the clouds are.


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[Assistant] The plane ain't, it's half out and half in. You understand what I'm saying? Well guess what?


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[Assistant] I always do this when I'm flying. We just hit an area, we got at 30,000 feet and I'm saying a prayer. You know, give me safe, safe passage to wherever I'm going. And look, when I said in Jesus name, I looked beside my window at the white cloud bank and there is a circular.


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[Assistant] A perfect circular rainbow.


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[Assistant] And I said, wait a minute, hold on.


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[Assistant] I immediately thought there's only one thing that's circular on this aircraft and that'd be the jet engine. And I said, but that's below the cloud cover. So how is this rainbow laying horizontal on this cloud bank? And look, and not only is it laying there, we're traveling at 600 miles an hour and it's staying right there beside me.


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[Assistant] Now tell me how that happened. They say a rainbow is this thing about bending the light and all this.


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[Assistant] Well that is his promise. Okay, I know that, but tell me about how the circular thing- I don't know how- I don't want him to-


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[Assistant] Three of them. I would have never guessed that a rainbow was a complete circle. Right behind each other. That was beautiful. Double rainbow. Look, I was living on a hill. Now how cool was that?


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[Assistant] Right here, one behind it, little higher, one behind it, little higher.


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[Assistant] But then once they got kicked out. When God told Noah to build all the bad stuff, he said, I'm going to make it rain and Noah said, you're going to make it what Lord?


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, you can get it from all directions. I fix flood this thing.


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[Assistant] That's right. Beaver ain't going to stop this one, buddy. Guaranteed. That's a great creature, which was a beaver. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, just sitting and watching, okay? It's better if it's cold, cause you just gotta look at it. You don't have to be close to feel it. If you're looking at it, you're warm.


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[Assistant] Then when they're once while one of them the log move shift because it burnt out. Now the sparklers. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] As anything, earth shattering happened in the media.


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[Assistant] You need to marry that woman there Martin.


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[Assistant] No, no, my wife does it all the time. The other night, she just screamed and jumped out of the bed.


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[Assistant] No, I'm serious. That's not good. Well, hey. I'd start swinging if that happened. Nah, that wasn't all. Hey, that's Phil and Kate. I didn't even white-side. Phil was fighting Indian one night, and Kate in the headline.


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[Assistant] What happened? Oh yeaah, no, people's fighting an Indian, okay?


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[Assistant] We got to 99. We can't afford it. We can't afford it.


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[Assistant] Ain't got no sense. Ain't got no sense. None. I mean.


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[Assistant] All of them are gonna have pain at least once in their lifetime. What causes the pain? Hey, hey, information boys. That's what I'm talking about. I got the cure for all of it.


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[Assistant] And guess what? It's called Omega XL. Thank you. It's backed by 35 years of research and development boys. 35 years. Hey, and it's personally working for me. I call them my first responders because hey, I opened a bottle of Omega XL. That's what he does.


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[Assistant] Pop two of them first responders and hey, they run to the information and knock it out. Feels good. And hey, and I'm good. I'm without pain boys.


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[Assistant] Once upon a time I used to shoot.


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[Assistant] We're gonna get the taxes from the rig, boys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. I put that down.


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[Assistant] He's actually got some really cool moves, I'll just tell you that. Okay?


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[Assistant] That's William, you can check it off the box. It's true. Okay, load on. Alright. Philip McMillan.


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[Assistant] Was blowin' right in their face. I got cold and I'm still cold.


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[Assistant] Just always take me back to Denver airport.


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[Assistant] And the people in there immediately stopped what they were doing and left, okay, cause that's a good grief. These people are nuts.


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[Assistant] Oh hey, I was just gonna stand there.


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[Assistant] For Misty, just to forget about being correct in the key and all this and just let her rip.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, I was, she would let it rip one time. Cause Jason's always telling me every once in a while she'll be at the house and just turns it loose. And he said, you literally got to put something over your ears or she gonna blow your ears out.


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[Assistant] He drew his first breath, Jesus, when he began to breathe. All hail King Jesus. I don't know the name. Yea, I like that. That's a jam. I like that. Solid.


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[Assistant] I've got, I've got chill blocks all over my body. That's probably all hell-


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[Assistant] I was just checking because I keep getting emails about it and I'm still a little confused.


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[Assistant] You don't have to turn NASCAR's off to fill them up. Which is why we need to know that too, from our fans.


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[Assistant] You're supposed to turn your car off when you pump gas.


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[Assistant] I went on a date with- that was a long time ago. I went on a date with a girl, and she's like, I gotta gas, and she pulled- she's uh, but I gotta go there. And I was like, why?


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[Assistant] Cause she didn't know how to pump, she didn't know how to pump gas. So she went to, and I was like, there's red flags everywhere here. But it was the only date. And then we went to a place and there was like a guy who pumped the gas, like it was 1972 or something.


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[Assistant] Wait and she's like, Oh, can you take the kids to this? And I get in and there's 30 miles to empty. That's a, that's a normal thing.


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[Assistant] To pump gas, and gas is super expensive and it's driving me crazy.


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[Assistant] That's why I sold it. Yeaah, I will say, it had a little thing, the average fuel economy has gone up under my ownership from yours. Has it? Yeaah, you were like 12 miles a gallon, I get 13.


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[Assistant] Now, Willie's new car, which will not be named, there's like- Well, you said car. That's a clue. But it's not right. Well, now they know that's not right. Oh, here we go. Uhm, there's a bunch of those in town now.


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[Assistant] It's the real deal. Holyfield, just knock that information out!


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[Assistant] I'm, hey, I'm gonna go sell fish and bait for a living. It's time.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I literally have no idea. Are you a buyer? I couldn't buy stuff. I bought stuff today.


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[Assistant] I'm going to work at the Honey Hole Tackle Shop here in West Monroe, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] I'm going, look, I'm nervous about what I'm about to say. I just don't want to get emotional.


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[Assistant] I said I'd be fine. I've already, we've already had this conversation. This is the worst. So yes, I consider.


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[Assistant] My family business, which is Duck Commander, cause it will always be my family, and now I'm going to work for another family business, which is also my family business.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, you know, the past, I've worked here for almost- You used to work for the Honey Hill? Ten years. I did.


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[Assistant] 10 years. So I almost made it 10 years. I was your assistant for eight and a half years. Really that long? Yeah. I know it was time.


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[Assistant] No, I was, I was your assistant from like season 2, when season 2 was airing on. So, 2003?


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[Assistant] In three days, and that, I mean, we did that for a year. Laquatro speaking. Laquatro. Yeah. Sounds like a profitable weekend. And then he failed Monday, like, we were back to, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for the first like year it was, I came to work Monday.


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[Assistant] And then on Friday afternoons, it was like, where are you going? Somewhere. And me and Willie would head to something.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean we were, I was just, but like I wasn't out there with you huh, and like Jordan was normally with you. I was normally just back at the camp or something. Ordering dinner. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, that one year I duck hunted every day for... You did. Like I went by myself a couple of times just to grind. I was like, I'm gonna be like feeling them just grind it on out.


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[Assistant] I got off that. I like duck hunting, but uh, Now he only goes when I say, Hey, you won't go tomorrow. That means there's a reason he's asking. And so I always say yes to that.


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[Assistant] But nah, it's been awesome, uh, and the time is right. My parents have created something really awesome over there, uh, it's like five minutes from here.


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[Assistant] Um, and I'm excited about it and you know, they're kind of looking at what's next and we need a couple of years to figure out what's next with all that. Uh, awesome. And you know, so if you need me, people out there, I can help you still get to Willie. Cause it's not like I'm going to go away anywhere, but.


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[Assistant] So, so there was a time whenever, uh, Willy was a very, very big deal. In my opinion, he still is. Uhm, and they looked at us and said, y'all need to go sit up top where you belong. And Willy was like, nah.


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[Assistant] And we stood on the sideline of Sean Payton's first game back. This is 2013 or 14.


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[Assistant] On the f- we're like, Drew Brees is yelling at Sean Payton and I'm in between them. Like that's how close we were.


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[Assistant] It was me, Willie, and Jimmy Buffett. And I kid you not, Drew Brees runs over and screams, we have to run a screen here. I text my friends, screen pass coming.


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[Assistant] The next play, they get the text, screen pass touchdown. And I was like, this is, and then like I'm on TV and it looks like I'm like an assistant coach with a giant.


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[Assistant] That one was like the first time I've ever did anything for Will and I'm like, okay, it's official. I have the coolest job in the world. I should quit it in eight years to go sell crickets. Like we're the locker room.


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[Assistant] That one happened, so we're at, so Donald Trump has announced he's running for president.


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[Assistant] And we're at Shot Show in Vegas and Donald Trump's there to let everybody know he's, you know.


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[Assistant] Pro second amendment. And so he was there to talk to outdoorsmen and whatnot. And there's like this.


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[Assistant] Secret meeting somewhere up in a hotel and all the sudden I'm in a hallway walking behind Willy and there's people in suits that don't smile and I'm like, good day sir, please don't hurt me. And I'm like, this is wild. Well, I happen to have a certain red hat. I'm just like, if I'mma meet this dude, I'mma wear this hat. Like that's gotta happen.


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[Assistant] And so we get in this room, Donald Trump's talking to all these people.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming all of them made a substantial amount of more money than me, like it seemed like a very important room.


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[Assistant] And I can go ahead and say too, I've been in a lot of those rooms where I'm like, how did I end up in this room?


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[Assistant] Donald Trump looks across the room, I've got a, my beard at the time is just massive, and I'm wearing a Make America Great Again hat, and he goes, this guy, this guy right here, I like this guy, and I was like, he points at me, and he goes, hey you, come here, let's take a picture.


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[Assistant] And Willy took the worst photograph of all, there's like a shadow.


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[Assistant] I'm not asking any person I meet for a picture unless it's worth getting in trouble. And there's some people who I'm like, Willie can suck it. I'm gonna ask, like, if you were president of the United States of America and leader of the free world, I'm gonna ask. If your name is Drew Brees, I'm gonna ask.


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[Assistant] And there's not much. John Daly, I was gonna ask, cause that one was funny. But so I like, made it count.


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[Assistant] And I do have a collection of the, probably the greatest selfies. Like, I'm talking. They're solid.


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[Assistant] There's a couple of them. Some solid selfies. There's one that has, could I tell about the one?


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[Assistant] It features Willie Robertson, uh, Larry the cable guy.


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[Assistant] I was looking and I said, yep, this has gotta happen. And I said, hey everybody, get a quick pic for Willie. And I just kinda poked my head into it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. All cool people. Uhm. I'm trying to find that picture. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, but Willy is a- he likes a hotel room and I hate a hotel room. I don't wanna be there.


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[Assistant] Well, but you know, why did I like hotel rooms? You know, at the top of the Empire State Building where I went by myself one time, uh, you probably would have had to take pictures with random people and all that. Yeaah, I mean, it's like...


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[Assistant] But yeaah, one night I was like, he was in the hotel room, we ate dinner together, I said, alright man, I'll see you in the morning, and I just started walking around New York City trying to...


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[Assistant] Fine. And I was like, ooh, Empire State Building. I'll go to the top.


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[Assistant] After I returned a man's suit to his apartment because they got- But that was my highlight.


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[Assistant] I mean, I like silver. I may have to look up the price, but hey, we accept silver, gold, platinum, cash considerations, credit cards, checks, uh, stamps, if you have enough of them, you know, whatever. If you want to pay me money, I'll gladly do it.


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[Assistant] No, you know him too. He's told him to every person we've ever run across. We haven't told him on the podcast. Yea, for everybody.


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[Assistant] There's parts of this story you don't even know. So, I go to book willy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so I was like, oh, this is a great hotel and it's very close to


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[Assistant] It was a nice motel though. It was the ni- I will say this and I say this without a shadow of a doubt and I will die on this. That was the nicest motel I've ever been to.


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[Assistant] Well that's what we ate. Which is what we ate. So we ate in my room, uh, uh, I don't know why we were in my room and there was another guy there with us. I thought he was locked out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, we ate. Right? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what happened. We got so late. We're not even there yet. So it's like midnight. No, we're in the other guy's room. Yeah. So me and Willie leave. Willie gets to his door. Key's not working.


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[Assistant] This laptop, which is hilarious. My laptop, yeah. Because you stopped using one when you started to trust me.


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[Assistant] Willie's laptop is in there. He's like, no, we need to get that. I said, Willie, go to bed. I'll figure out how to get in this room. Here's my room. So at, I got a picture of that too. We knew I got to send that. So


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[Assistant] Well finally the dude shows up, it's probably 1230, and the solution they've come up with is to tape a bunch of coat hangers together, go under the door,


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[Assistant] With that and try and pull down the handle on the other side.


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[Assistant] I watched this man try to do that till 2.30 in the morning.


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[Assistant] And the door opens up and I run in and get all the stuff and they're like, do you want to stay in this room or no? I was like, get me out of this room forever. And we got the stuff and I got like an hour of sleep and we headed, I don't know where we went next.


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[Assistant] See I thought that was a good idea at the time. Okay. A better idea would have been just booking the flight.


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[Assistant] The whole time I'm thinking, I can't believe we don't have backup food here. Which now


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[Assistant] Out of eight years of assistantship, there was always backup food. There's always backup food now. Extra.


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[Assistant] Alright, so here's what you've learned people, over eight and a half years, all I did, I made Willy go into a hotel room outside once, and I cancelled one lobster, and that's as bad as it got. It really was.


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[Assistant] Also, that was always, so now it's like whenever it's like Willie orders lobster or something like that, I go so over the top just to prove a point.


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[Assistant] You're probably going to quit eating lunch or nothing. There's still a couple of things I've got. A couple of things I've got.


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[Assistant] That actually made me feel good because I fixed it. Something for him and he sent back.


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[Assistant] Well, flights are a nightmare these days because nobody works anymore.


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[Assistant] I, when I went to tell Willy, I was, I was, I was excited and then like, cause it all transpired and I was like, okay, it's time to go do this. And I got so nervous walking into his house and I just started like, I was crying.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna look this way for this one, cause it might get emotional, but no, it, it always ended with Jesus. Wherever we were.


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[Assistant] I've given my testimony, if you will, a couple times at different places and I-


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[Assistant] The, you know, I was always a Christian, but I wasn't on that level. I wasn't the, you know, you can't help but know it about Phil Robertson. He's going to talk about it. And no matter the fun we had, me and Willie and all of our friends that were along the ride with us.


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[Assistant] Something about Jesus was going down. Sometimes it was arguing. Sometimes it was preaching the gospel to somebody that didn't believe. Sometimes it was just talking about


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[Assistant] Like agreeing and being excited and planning on stuff. And so what I will miss the most is that because at the end of the day, presidents, football, none of that matters because one day we'll all be dead and then all that will matter is how it ended with


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[Assistant] Us with Jesus. So that's my takeaway and hopefully I can take that to the world of fishing tackle sales.


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[Assistant] Fishers of man, me and big Dave Owen. And I'm, I'm super excited. I'm losing a great boss, although I'll probably still do stuff for you just cause I like you. And I'm getting another great boss in my dad, which is gonna be super fun. And what you did.


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[Assistant] It was all about me and Willie. We didn't get to have our moment, Martin and Godwin. Yeaah, we can do it. Cause that time during the Height of the Duck Dynasty when Godwin took a picture of me with a random person and I was making, I was literally making $9 an hour at the time.


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[Assistant] Blending into the computer there. That's why I asked you a while ago if you was alright. I feel great! Yea, you walked around the corner, I said.


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[Assistant] Willie made, he tried to make me laugh and he couldn't do it. But I mean, looking back on it, it was funny.


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[Assistant] Okay, on the set. Can I, can I tell you what my mom said about that one? Oh, what'd she say? So my mom was, during this whole thing, ended up kinda being my caretaker, her and my wife. My mom was watching the podcast, she said, who in the world is that on the podcast?


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[Assistant] And I said, I don't know, man, I ain't looked at it. I said, I think they were supposed to have Al on there. And she said, she said, damn.


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[Assistant] I will, I will say, Gavin, your woman checked on me.


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[Assistant] As much if not more than anybody throughout the whole process.


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[Assistant] I did, I passed out. So I was diagnosed with COVID two Mondays ago.


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[Assistant] Right? Yeah, two Mondays ago is when I had my positive test. I technically had it Saturday, like the 24th of July, something like that. But, so last Monday,


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[Assistant] I was due to rejoin society.


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[Assistant] I had done my quarantine, done my isolation, hadn't had fever, no problem, I mean like, I obviously had a little bit of problem, but nothing major. But you had to come back to work. Oh yeaah, I was, look, I had done everything.


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[Assistant] That week, like in the isolation, like, I mean, I power washed my dead gun patio, I mowed my yard, like I shot my bow.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was doing all kinds of stuff. He thought he was feeling good. And then Monday morning happened. So Monday morning, the first time in the whole process, I got fever. I got the chills. And I'm like, now hold on now.


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[Assistant] So after I got done with the chills, that was like 7.30 in the morning.


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[Assistant] Nasty. So I was like, well I'm gonna go get a shower. So I went in there, turned on the shower, was letting the water get hot, and uh, walked in the kitchen to get me something to drink. And on my way back to the shower, the lights went out. That was it.


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[Assistant] And there was a shattered mirror beside me. Britney's freestanding mirror in our bedroom while he gone.


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[Assistant] And so I get up and I got enough sense about me. I get on the phone and I call my doctor and I get about three words with him. Gone. Like to go out again.


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[Assistant] I went to get my phone so I could call him.


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[Assistant] And be like, what do I need to do? And then lights out. So I wake up this time to him yelling on the phone in my ear. Like I somehow.


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[Assistant] Apparently, whenever I fell, I hit the door.


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[Assistant] And the door handle went into the wall with a fair amount of force. It was probably about 260 pounds times negative 9.8 meters per second squared. He was moving boys. I don't think there was a lot of resistance on my fall. I think it was full gravity. The neighbors was thinking, what are they doing?


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[Assistant] I had to get a ride, so I was waiting on my mom to come get me and get me to the, to the doctor.


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[Assistant] Both of you? Amen. Okay, cause I, I would like.


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[Assistant] No, he ain't. He don't play fair. He's playing chess while we're all playing checkers. But I would like to, on my end, extend a large


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[Assistant] Amount of gratitude to the fine people that, uh,


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[Assistant] At Sansons Family Medicine and also at, at the Reeves Memorial Medical Center in Bernice, Louisiana, who, who took great care of me, um, and did it with a smile on their face and were, when I was at my worst, they were at their best.


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[Assistant] But them people, them, them folks, frontline workers dealing with this crap.


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[Assistant] My hat's off to you. Uhm, there's no way that we as a society are giving you near enough credit for what you're doing right now. And uh, just so you know, we all thank you and appreciate you.


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[Assistant] Preach. Yea, they wrapped me up in warm towels up there. I was freezing to death.


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[Assistant] Wait, this is an oxygen machine with two straws.


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[Assistant] Pretty much what I figured out, what I discovered during this whole thing.


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[Assistant] Is if you get COVID, you get pneumonia. Everybody's degree of it is very different.


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[Assistant] Because I have it. I guess I still have it. Uhm, I'm still on antibiotics.


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[Assistant] But it was extremely light and spotty. So he was like, you're good.


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[Assistant] Just keep breathing, deep breaths, get up, move and it'll kill itself out. That's where I'm at now. Yeah. After a week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, and that's what happened to me, so what got me to my spot, we think.


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[Assistant] He's fine with that. But what I did is I forgot my basic biology training.


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[Assistant] And knowing that water has to follow sodium into a cell. It's just the way it gets there. Well I didn't have any sodium because I was barely eating. I mean I thought I was eating enough but I was not eating.


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[Assistant] I was scared it wasn't going to taste good. Yeah, I was scared, man. You needed that ice cream. Oh, I ate it. Oh good. I ended up eating it, but uhm, but yeah, so what I did was got my body depleted of all electrolytes, like no sodium, no potassium, no magnesium, nothing.


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[Assistant] Cause I was drinking like 10 bottles of water a day and two power aids.


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[Assistant] That's it. When I should have been drinking ten Powerades and two bottles of water.


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[Assistant] And I'd have probably never gotten in the situation I got into, had I done that. But,


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[Assistant] I mean, you think hydration, drink water, you'll be fine, you know, and.


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[Assistant] And I was not fine. But when I did that, it allowed weakness in my body and the virus took one more swing at me.


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[Assistant] Alright buddy, we got one more shot at you, now that you down. And it took that shot.


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[Assistant] And then I gave it a shot right back, or the medical professionals did. And then after I had that infusion, man, about eight hours after that, I've been getting better ever since.


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[Assistant] I should have hit my head on something, that glass from that mirror should have cut me to pieces, and somebody should have found me dead in my bedroom from bleeding out on something. You know, and that, that would have, that's, and all I have is this tiny scratch on my elbow. So he took me and just said, whoo.


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[Assistant] Laid me down, right where I could, right where I could be, laid down, so. You know.


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[Assistant] Pretty level. And then somebody pulled the rug out from under me. And then we got lifted back up. It was just, like I said, it was craziest thing. It was no problem. Until there was a problem. There was no like slow build. It just went rrrrrr.


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[Assistant] For all of y'all that are listening to this, that have reached out during this process, thank you guys for checking on us and all of that. We do appreciate you. If you are new here, make sure you hit that subscribe button, youtube.com slash duck call room, all one word. And Goblin, what are we going to do?


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[Assistant] That works. Thank you. I love it. I legit, during this whole time, missed reading Omega X. I legit missed it.


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[Assistant] Omega XL neutralizes the inflammation that causes painful stiff joints and muscles. Look.


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[Assistant] Here's what I tell you, we did that trip with our wives.


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[Assistant] I got nothing. I got nothing. But look, the women beat us. And part of the deal was if you lost, you had to jump in the river.


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[Assistant] That's cold. We didn't make that rule in our boat. We have discussed at length what happens to Johnny Galvin when cold water hits him.


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[Assistant] But anyway, so Galvin didn't cash in on the bet, but I did for the whole crew.


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[Assistant] It was like when the water was rolling, so it was as cold as it was going to be coming out of that dam.


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[Assistant] I'm ready to get back on the pond. I ain't been on the pond in...


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[Assistant] Well, I tell you that when I did, that was the last thing I did before I got sick. I thought I'd go on to call somebody to come get me from the river. I was like.


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[Assistant] Well I noticed, I have been at work the last, I was here Friday for a minute.


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[Assistant] I did because man, they needed to work on their camera angle on that ready.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, them boys wasn't wearing Tommy John. Oh boy. Let's just, let's just, let's just leave it at that. Don't need to go no further boys. Just know they weren't wearing Tommy John. I said good night.


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[Assistant] By this statement, I think the most impressive thing in those Olympics to me is that synchronized swimming. How in the world?


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[Assistant] Like, I ain't ever seen nothing, and they all do it at the same time. That crap is impressive.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of that stuff that I'm like, woah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know how them folks in them Olympics, look, we spend a lot of our life during the winter in a Piro.


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[Assistant] The Olympics is pretty cool to like watch all the obscure things that you don't ever.


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[Assistant] The skeet? Ah, and they're shooting 12 gauges and I'm like...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but faster, not way faster. You just say pull boom. Yeaah. And hope you hit it. Yeaah, I think they just had a spot picked out in their mind and this is when I need to pull the trigger, right here.


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[Assistant] And I watched that one guy playing beach volleyball that served it where he hit it like 50 feet up in the air. That was incredible. Them volleyball people.


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[Assistant] Then he would just hit it like straight up with a bunch of spin on it.


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[Assistant] And I don't know how them boys were returning it, but it was like a pitching wedge going right over the net.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that was incredible. Them volleyball folks are...


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[Assistant] And it ain't ever going straight either. You watch them, they hit it on the corners of the ball, like putting spin on it.


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[Assistant] And try not to decapitate myself in the net. Cause that's just about as high as I can get. I can get just high enough.


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[Assistant] To really hurt myself on that net and them boys are, but they're over looking over the net, like take that. Now Olympic athletes are, they're incredible.


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[Assistant] Probably not. Probably not because most of them was competing in something else too. You don't go anywhere with one thing in mind.


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[Assistant] Well, and look, I just want to share this, uhm.


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[Assistant] While I was down, not quite out, but definitely down, a buddy of mine shared a verse with me.


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[Assistant] And if I said this verse one time to myself and out loud while I was, while I was in a bad spot, I said it 5,000. And it is Psalms 91 2. It says, my God, you are my refuge. I trust in you and I am safe. And when you're down and in a bad spot, that one right there,


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[Assistant] It helped get me through a lot of what I was going through. Cause anytime I.


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[Assistant] My breathing would kind of suck a little bit or you know, I'd get a little panicky or anything like that. I could say that and it would immediately calm me down and get everything because it's like,


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[Assistant] The cool thing about it too is like, it's uhm,


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[Assistant] And take good deep breaths too to say, my God, you are my refuge. I trust in you and I am safe.


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[Assistant] That one, that one meant a lot to me. So, Clay, thank you for sharing that with me during.


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[Assistant] During what, to this point, has been arguably the lowest time of my life. So, you know, there we go.


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[Assistant] When you think you, when you think like, look, here's, I'll give y'all my last thought process on this whole thing. I did not get vaccinated. My thought was I'm 35, I'm young.


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[Assistant] I'm healthy. My immune system has always performed flawlessly. I want my body to have the first shot at this virus. Guess what? I got my wish. I got my wish. I realized in that moment


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[Assistant] How, in my opinion now after researching and studying, how narrow-minded that wish was.


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[Assistant] And look, for those of you that say it's not bad, it's this, it's that, it's the other, I want to remind y'all something in this deal.


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[Assistant] My family up until me was 0 and 1 in the fight against COVID. It got my dad. So I knew how serious it was, but it still, that wasn't me. He was older. He was at risk. He was the...


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[Assistant] He was the kind that, that it should have gotten if it were gonna get somebody.


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[Assistant] So it still didn't hit home to me until it hit me. A perfectly healthy 35 year old


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[Assistant] That's why I said that humility is a heck of a thing because it humbled me right there before God and made me realize in my life where I had gotten off track.


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[Assistant] You and if, if there had been one, we would have spotted him. We never saw a deer track.


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[Assistant] Ever? Ever. No deer tracks. No. From 60 through 64, we're at the roaming age. See? Is this the days?


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is in Dixie, Dixie, Louisiana. There's a town called Dixie. Well, in Dixie, we went in the woods, we stayed in the woods, big pecan trees, you know.


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[Assistant] Bottom land, hardwood, not one deer track. That's one. Two is we never laid our eyes on a beaver or beaver track. There were no deer.


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[Assistant] And there were no beavers and this is, uh, what is it? 2021 since Jesus healed up.


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[Assistant] That's about 50, about 50, more than that, you know, 55. 55 or 60 years ago in these United States of America, Si, think about it. There were no, there were no beavers damming up streams and there were no deer at all. Well, you just look.


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[Assistant] Both those animals, on what has happened in the last 50 years, they stalked them, they said, a pair of them here and a pair of them there, and from that stalking, they started stalking them in the 60s, and by the time I got to Louisiana Tech,


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[Assistant] About a year after I got there, I'm squirreled and I look down and I said, whoa, deer track. I said, they got deer over here, but they had just stalked them.


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[Assistant] And you know, and it took 50 years and now, where we are, are they there now? Beavers and deer?


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[Assistant] Until I got in my 70s, you say dreams, so we went from deer, no beaver, no deer, now we're going to dreams. Now, so I may correct me if I'm wrong, see, we've been running together for over 70 years.


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[Assistant] He came out of a big tree and when I saw him coming toward me, I dove, cause he was just right on me. I said, I gotta fight back. So I jumped and grabbed the monkey.


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[Assistant] And the monkey was, started hollering. And when I woke up, I've got Ms. K.


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[Assistant] If somebody told me I would dream about a monkey attacking me, I would get a lot of attacks in my dreams. Things are coming after me, different kind of people are coming after me, you know, they're gonna kill me. First one thing or another, I'm running, I'm on a cliff, you know, and fixing to go over the cliff. I dream like that all the time, but I was surprised that it was a large, it was a monkey.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I need to change recipes, I guarantee you that. Well, boys, we could pontificate on Jesus, number one, since we follow him. Uh, by the way, now y'all are up here. What do y'all call this particular room? What is this?


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[Assistant] So this is, uh, I don't get here that often. In fact, I haven't been here in a couple years.


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[Assistant] I said, I'll fish the river, Miss Kay. Get me out of town. I'll fish the river. We'll survive. I'll sell the fish. Here's a guy, I have a couple of degrees.


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[Assistant] The duck call takes off, I'll figure out how to get it on the market. I said, and when it takes off, I'll rack my nets, my fishing nets.


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[Assistant] Well, we started building duck calls, but we couldn't make the reeds fast enough. And I told Ms. Kay, I said, you know what? I fixed the call old side up.


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[Assistant] And see if he'll come over and build these reeds, these duck calls. We need a man, a reed builder. Cause I said, we got all these reeds, but I said there's, both of them are flared up on the end. It's got a little dimple in them to keep it from sticking. And I said the length of them, a little mold, you know.


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[Assistant] So, I got on the phone, I called over, I said, Cy, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Well, served in the army for 25 years. I'm over here now taking care of golf courses. I work on a golf course. I said.


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[Assistant] For a living, he said, that's what I did. You know, and he could get in, you do a little hunting from time to time on catching some frogs and blue wing teal lighting on the pond and the golf golf course. I said, look, I got a, I got an idea. I said.


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[Assistant] I need somebody to build these duck call reeds. I said, because we're going to get this duck call on the market. It's doing pretty good. I said, we've got a long way to go. I said, but there's only, and I need a reed man and you the man.


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[Assistant] I said, one stipulation, you have to duck hunt every day of the duck season.


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[Assistant] By the way, so how many years did you do that?


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[Assistant] So I said, well, after about a year or five, so I said, how long does it take that ship to get here?


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[Assistant] So Sa, here's the deal. If you remember...


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[Assistant] We were poor, I guess, in the eyes of the world, but


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[Assistant] I never heard anybody say we were poor. We didn't know it.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll use the same water. Same water. Okay. And if you're the last one. If you're number three or four, you're pretty warm. You know, not 98, but it's on up there pretty warm. Yeah. But I don't know what the women did besides Judy and Jim. They didn't, they didn't bathe in the tub. I don't guess. I didn't see it.


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[Assistant] You know, like in the cooler months and let it sit there in the sun for...


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[Assistant] There was a pipe just coming out the back of the house. They, they had put a pump on the well instead of.


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[Assistant] Dropping it down with a rope, you know, they put a pump on the thing. So we had like running water, but.


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[Assistant] And we had farmers who planted watermelons, so we were kind of like coons. We weren't, we, we, we'd dart out in there, get us two or three peaches a piece, go back in the brush and eat the peaches. And you know, check around, see if anybody there would go back out there and get a couple more. So we didn't take more than we could eat.


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[Assistant] But we had peaches, fresh peaches every year, but we didn't.


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[Assistant] We were stealing peaches, basically. But I thought, in the grand scheme of things, like pecans, orchards, you know, people have. We'd get on, come out of the brush, pick us up a rack of pecans, you know, a bag of pecans, get that. And then watermelons, you know, there were big melons.


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[Assistant] Remember Cy would wait to, to be on those, would, would harvest their watermelons, would come up in them tall grass and look out there where they'd leave some, you know, some of them they wouldn't pick up.


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[Assistant] We go get us another one, about a cup of melons, you're good to go.


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[Assistant] By the way, sir, they called, I got a phone call about seven or eight years ago.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And this guy said, he said, Phil, he said, you remember Mickey McNade? I said, yeah. I said, what school is going to be? He said, that's me. I said, well, well, you know, well, oh, he said, we've, we've been sitting around here at the cafe talking about you and side Tommy and all the old Robinson boys. And he said,


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[Assistant] And our daddies would come in and say, I'll tell you what, that robin's a bunch, he's like a bunch of deer.


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[Assistant] Because of course we're getting pecans, peaches, anything that grew, we considered fair game. Squirrels, gotta take them, we gotta get them. So, he said, we've come up to a con-con-conclusion.


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[Assistant] About those days, cause now we on all the land. He said, we miss y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were poachers, but you know, I look back on it, I don't know, they said they missed us, so they kinda enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] Now that raises an interesting question because


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[Assistant] You know, I'm formally educated, but I thought.


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[Assistant] What am I going to do with my life now? All I want to do is stay in the woods anyway. But so I finally just came up with an idea. I had one Duck Commander duck call and uh, I brought these just in case this topic came up. I had no idea that he had those hidden in his shirt.


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[Assistant] You know, so, so here's a interesting, to me it is at least, there's all kind of people running around on planet earth with particular skill sets. The world's made up of a lot of different individuals and I have concluded that everybody


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[Assistant] It's, it's like playing piano by ear. You, you hear these various birds and I took these, this hangs on the rack.


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[Assistant] When, when duck season's over. So.


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[Assistant] The goal wasn't exactly just to build a duck call and market it. The goal was, it's broader than that. Cause,


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[Assistant] You hear birds fly by. Most people do not think, you know, I need to build a device that sounds like that bird.


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[Assistant] Well, I can bring him to me so I can bring him to, he'll think I am one. And the other thing is you say, so one, one bird flies by this bird flies by and he doesn't have to fly by and me to hear him to know what he sounds like. Cause I've been listening to him my entire life. I'm in my seventies. I've heard wood ducks all my life. No one on planet earth, not one.


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[Assistant] Had ever said, why don't I just build a device?


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[Assistant] That sounds like not only a mallard.


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[Assistant] I want to sound like a witching, I want to know what a pintail sounds like, what a hen sounds like, a pintail hen, I mean a teal hen and a teal drake.


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[Assistant] Anna Woody, Anna Gadwall, Anna Mou-, you said most people, you know, say, how does a witchin' sound? So this is a compilation, if you want to call it that, of years of research.


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[Assistant] We know what they sound like because they stay in the woods all the time. A woody's flying.


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[Assistant] It sounds just like one of them. So, so look, so you take one. Well, you got one duck under your belt. Of course you had the matter at hand.


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[Assistant] You gotta teach people how to use them. They go... You say, no. You gotta come from your lung and...


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[Assistant] Get your, get your tongue planted on the roof of your mouth.


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[Assistant] So there's a mallard and there's a wood duck, two species.


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[Assistant] So look, so through the process, now, now we're in 2020s, you say that the idea was way back there. Far deeper than most people think. Now here's a little thing. I built that, I came up with it in less than an hour with a bandsaw and super glue. And I wanted to see if I could build a one duct call.


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[Assistant] That sounded like multiple ducks, different kinds.


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[Assistant] So here's a little thing. It's an ugly little thing. One of the most copied things in America. I never held it against anybody who copied it.


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[Assistant] You know, you know, you know, duplication is, you know, what's the, some duplication is something about


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[Assistant] I got a teal hen, and I got a teal teal drake, and it's all hanging on one lanyard. Well watch. Wigeon. I've got the same thing as the teal. That's a teal. A Wigeon goes


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[Assistant] That's a perfect widget. So I got two ducks out of one device, bingo, but not through yet. Then I figured out that little, this right here, if you put your finger and stop the air up, the tone goes from two drops down.


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[Assistant] So I have a, everybody has a little piece of meat.


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[Assistant] It should be there. You can check it. Open your mouth real wide. There's a little piece of meat coming down off the roof of your throat.


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[Assistant] You ever seen that thing hanging out? The reason God gave you that, Mr. Husky.


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[Assistant] Is that, so that you could sound like a pin tail.


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[Assistant] Because if you can't flutter your uvula, it sounds nasty, but it's not. Uvula. Hanging down. So I'm going rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] Without that little piece of meat, it would be... No pen tail. Some kind of computer. You see what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I had a one little device. Let me be blunt.


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[Assistant] That's hard to do. It is. Very hard. So look, all these years later, people have said, hey, how'd you get it? You ask about, you know, it was broader than


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[Assistant] I'm just going to build a duck call. We wanted to get them all. Look here. Here is a gadwall.


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[Assistant] We call them Grey Ducks in the country. Grey Ducks.


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[Assistant] So we got Gadwal, Jay's come up with that and he had a whistle like this whistle. We took the whistle.


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[Assistant] Glued it in the end of a cracking cause. So you got a crack and a whistle. And when both of them are done together, it comes out.


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[Assistant] Which you'd think impossible. So that's the gadwall. So now we got all these different species and we're sounding like them. Here's an old mallard Drake. If you're a tenor, you can't use it.


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[Assistant] So that's about, so that our listeners will know, you say, so what's your point? It took 40 years to do all that.


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[Assistant] 40 years, and now we're in a little room and you say, you look around and I'm looking at me over there picture.


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[Assistant] So all I'll have to say to the audience is, uh, life has not been kind as far as the way I look. So there's old dog. What was that old dog there, Cy? Vegas. Vegas. There's Vegas. Old Vegas. She was a fair retriever.


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[Assistant] We tried to make it easier for, for the guys and gals. There's some women duck callers, you know, out there more and more of them all the time, which, uh,


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[Assistant] That's a positive thing. I don't know where we rank now. I've never.


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[Assistant] I don't know where we rank as far as sales and all that, but I would think probably we're up or near the top.


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[Assistant] So y'all are the brains, y'all are the power workers underneath, you know, the idea, that's way back.


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[Assistant] But now I tell you what, I'll give old Stone credit to put as many duck calls as he does together.


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[Assistant] And at the time he has, it is amazing how many duck calls that dude can turn out. I knew it was a good call. By the way, his story is, Jace brought him on board on a duck hunt and I watched him.


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[Assistant] And I was vetting him in my mind. I watched him.


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[Assistant] I listened to his verbiage as if there was any foul language and whatever, and I was watching this dude, well he joined up, you know, took off to Afghanistan, they sent him over there, so he served his country, well he came back, so Jay starts to take him duck hunting, well after about


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[Assistant] Studying him for a duck season or two, I said, Stone, I've come up with a conclusion, son. I said, I have officially vetted you. And he said, vetted me for what? I said, to marry my granddaughter.


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[Assistant] I said, Alice, Alice girl. I said, my little granddaughter. And he said, well, she's not, but.


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[Assistant] But 17, I think. I said, that's what I'm trying to tell you. Don't wait till she's 20.


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[Assistant] I said, that's way too old. I said, move now son. I said, now look, now I've vetted you and told you, you can marry my granddaughter cause you're a man of good standing, you served your country, you're a godly man. I said, I've officially turned you loose on my family members, starting with Nan. And I said, however, I've said go.


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[Assistant] But you need to go talk to Al, her dad, who is my son.


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[Assistant] Because he has the final say, not me, but it'll help you if you tell him, I said it was good. Good to go.


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[Assistant] I said, that'll help you when he's, so he goes over and tells Al, he said, look, your daddy told me that I can date now, but I had to check with you. But he's vetted me and said, I was, I was good to date her. He said, you got past him.


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[Assistant] And he said, he said, yeah, he said, I can, I can go. He said, if you got past him, he said, wait till she gets to be 18, then make you move. Well, he's the one, Nan works here today and sold his stone, but it all started romance in the duck blind. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He, he was, he was a, he was a wayward man given to drunkenness and foul language. And somebody ran up on him. I don't know whether I out-converted him or I out-converted him. I done forgot.


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[Assistant] By the way, we got a call yesterday, uh, from the Spaniard


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[Assistant] Spaniard, and I said, I said, what are you doing? He said, well, I'm test flying. He said, I'll be flying one of the


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[Assistant] The second largest transport jets.


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[Assistant] In the Air Force. Oh, okay. The Spaniard is about this close to rerunning. Yeah. And he flew over, he said, we come over and I said, how high were you flying when you came from over in Mississippi somewhere to come to? He told him, so let's go to West Monroe.


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[Assistant] And they said, why? And he said, well, I'm from there. And they said, you know, them Robinson's over. He said, oh yeah, I know. He said, but I, you know, he said, I didn't want to get them all stirred up, but he comes to here the other day.


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[Assistant] But he flew over here, he said about 20,000 feet, took about 20 minutes, 25 minutes. He's flying one of the largest jets in the air force. I said, I said, how in the world did you figure all these?


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[Assistant] Looking at the, the way you call them, all your computer screens, he said, oh, you get used to it. He said, but he's like number one in his class. The Spaniard isn't.


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[Assistant] Well, you answered that question. How did y'all, cause y'all turn out a lot of duck calls.


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[Assistant] So you're talking about thousands of duck calls, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he called me and told me that. No, he said the reason they had them, what that machine did when they wire people on undercover stuff.


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[Assistant] And they would, he, they, he had a, they had a mic, they wired him. What's, well, so when the crooks are talking, you know, this and that and the other, well, they got them on tape. Well, what was happening was the reason they built this machine is, is people would say, that ain't me. That's not me on that tape. That I didn't, I never did that. And they said, well, you know, it sounds like him, but he said, how can you prove it? Well, they had to have some proof.


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[Assistant] So when they run you through the machine, if the machine says you said it.


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[Assistant] You said it. You said it. Well, he took that, blew into it with a duck call, and had, and taped some wild ducks, put, put, put them on it, and they put them together, and he said it was a match.


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[Assistant] It really wasn't a duck, it was just a man who knew what he was doing. But that's pretty, pretty good. I said, I'm gonna use that information, you care if I use that? He said, oh well, I don't mind.


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[Assistant] He's pretty well the centerpiece of our podcast.


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[Assistant] Somebody says, look, if you're gonna, you know, by faith, we believe the universe was formed at God's command so that what is seen was not made out of what's visible. If you control the atomic structure of everything,


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[Assistant] What holds this woods together, the concrete, you look up, you look in the oceans and all that. Look.


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[Assistant] The Almighty could make a fish that could swallow Monroe Louisiana.


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[Assistant] There's no varmint, no thing. You look out there in the ocean, somebody, Dan showed me yesterday, one of them big whales came up, you know.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable the size of that thing. He was bigger than the boat. Oh, yeah. And look, one time all the dinosaurs and all that, God just showing you some of the things he's made. If you want to build a big enough fish to swallow a man, it would be as comfortable as being in this living room sitting down there, you know, and you're in the fish's belly. I mean, it's no problem.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be asking questions, I would just be thinking, I'm glad I'm here. I ain't worried about how, because I've already got that figured out. You know why you ended up there, so it makes you, uh,


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[Assistant] Watch what your lips say, and watch how you roll. You say, mmm. Your mode of operation. Did I see love, joy?


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[Assistant] Peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Did I see that coming out of that individual? That's what, that's the way they were. Man, woman, it doesn't make any difference. You say you're either.


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[Assistant] A slave to sin or a slave to righteousness. Watch this right here. Here, this happens to be the first president of these United States.


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[Assistant] You do well to wish to learn our arts and ways of life, and above all, the religion of Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] These will make you a greater and happier people than you are. We should have listened to George Washington.


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[Assistant] But what do we do? God, there's no God. All Yale, Princeton, all these big fancy colleges at one time, all their gates where you walked in, all Bible verses.


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[Assistant] 200, 150 years ago, 200 years ago. You're like, there were all preaching schools. All of them. And you look at them now.


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[Assistant] They've just been stripping away the Bible verses over the years, and now you look up, no more Bible verses.


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[Assistant] And look at now, the crop that they're producing and you're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, George Washington, uh, we are zealously performing the duties of good citizens and soldiers. We certainly are not to be inattentive to the higher duties of religion.


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[Assistant] To me, to the distinguished character of Patriot, it should be our highest glory to add the more distinguished character of Christian. Make sure you're a Christian before anything else.


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[Assistant] First President of the United States, you say, well, the second one, John Adams, what did he say? John Adams, where is he? Uh, suppose a nation in some distant region,


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[Assistant] Should take the Bible for their only law book.


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[Assistant] And every member should regulate his conduct by the precepts they're exhibited. What a utopia. What a paradise would that region be if people just love God?


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[Assistant] The Christian religion is above all the religions that ever prevailed or existed in ancient or modern times. The religion of wisdom, virtue, equity, and humanity.


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[Assistant] I have examined all religions. This is the second president of the United States. I have examined all religions.


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[Assistant] And the result is that the Bible is the best book in the world. That's the way they were talking.


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[Assistant] 245 years ago, 250 years ago. That's the way.


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[Assistant] Our government officials were talking. All I have to say is, look at us now.


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[Assistant] It's a sad story. Y'all are watching the preliminary collapsing of an empire. You're saying it's imploding. Trying to be good without God, boys.


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[Assistant] Here comes Karl Marx one more time, I'm like.


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[Assistant] When are they gonna get off old Carl? They just keep going back to him.


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[Assistant] One of the ungodliest people on the face of the earth. I'm going over Jesus and what he did three days later he died and three days later raised from the dead. Let's see, my sins are removed, guaranteed I can be raised from the dead.


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[Assistant] Giving power from the Holy Spirit and all I'm commanded to do is love God and love my neighbor for the life of me. What's the downside to that?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna chase ducks the rest of my life on the earth, me and old Sy keep going, until we depart.


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[Assistant] The Bible calls your physical death as a departure. Your soul and spirit goes to be with God. Your body goes in the cemetery. When Jesus returns, it's the last event. When he returns, he's bringing


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[Assistant] The body, the soul and spirits of the ones who have died, there's a resurrection of their bodies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, this beard straightener is really cool. Uh, I've been working with, uh, side to try to really help his beard out. Um, it's kind of sad. So, uh, I was hoping something like this would help. And, uh, you know, there's a lot of guys who were into, you know, making their beards look nice and.


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[Assistant] It is nice. It's nice. You grow it out. Your wife may not be sure about this beard. The best thing you can do is take care of it. Uh, that's why Wild Willy's Beard Straightener.


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[Assistant] Has been amazing and I actually got it for my son-in-law's, uh, I have a new son-in-law. Got him this as a gift.


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[Assistant] Hi, so this, this picture, I went and checked my, my deer cameras this morning on my mineral sites. And this picture came, I think from three nights ago, on Phil's property, I'd say 30 yards from the river. What is it?


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[Assistant] He is spotted. That's not what he, is that a jaguar?


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[Assistant] But then I kept scrolling and then I got another picture of that cat.


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[Assistant] So I sent that picture to Jace. Yeah. What did Jace say? He's, he responds, ha.


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[Assistant] Now the answer is not, I would say 100%.


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[Assistant] I will admit. Freakish freakishly large animal, but that deer had been Dean added.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. When it, when it come out, I thought that's, that's for state record.


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[Assistant] Castration. I would say a 270 pound animal. Oh yeaah. Castration. At least. Castration guiding. It was dead.


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[Assistant] A fence. A fence, most likely. Oh yeaah. He also had big tumors all over his neck. Oh yeaah. Yeaah, he had a rough life. Oh yeaah, he did. He needed to kill it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, I gave, well, I gave him made away. Gave him the red. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, but this thing, I got a picture of him on the camera and I thought, boy, that's the biggest doe I've ever seen. And I showed Si, Si said, no, no, that's a devil deer right there. The devil buck, he had spikes. One of them was a curlicue and they were pointed straight back like a billy goat. Yup.


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[Assistant] He was one of those. So when I shot him, I grabbed him by the high legs because there wasn't no horns to grab a hold of. And I tried to pull, I could not move that thing one inch. That's a big one.


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[Assistant] Now put the next one up and that'll tell you how big it is. Oh my gracious.


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[Assistant] Biggest-bodied whitetail I've ever seen. That's a big one. Anywhere.


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[Assistant] I don't got to worry at the point in my life where I enjoy checking the cameras and planting the food plots more than I do actual deer hunting.


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[Assistant] Wait, no, no, no, there are panthers in Florida, but not, not that. That is, that's the house cat.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what the cool thing I think about it is, uh, two of the greatest fighters who ever lived are from Lafayette.


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[Assistant] On the way out. You know, New Orleans has good food, but Lafayette is better.


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[Assistant] Then I got Steve Lyle, number four. He helps with the uh, uh, the duck call barrels. The high end barrels. So my three and four are for duck call.


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[Assistant] And then we've got Phil's house, and Mama O'Kade, and Uncle Seth.


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[Assistant] That's it. They're there and I just haven't bumped anybody off yet. But that's a good way to do it. Look at your favorite and go from there.


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[Assistant] Or, or you could say your true friend is the one that shows up at your house when you're dying. That's true.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, they had the kids in auditorium now, uh, cause it's the summer. They, they don't have the kids classes during big church. So Sage was in there with, she was six year old and you know, she's something not, she's, uh, I would say.


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[Assistant] Rambunctious. Aye, the blonde tornado. The blonde tornado. So she's sitting there, she's never heard her pap preach before. So we're sitting there and Al gets up there and she said, hey, there's pap. And then she said, where's my coloring book?


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[Assistant] You need to find you a big piece of cane and whip whoever talked you into starting that band.


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[Assistant] That's right. Don't wear them to work, don't wear them to do anything productive.


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[Assistant] Especially them Italians. You can tell when they hurt. I mean, when they lay there, and they roll around, and then they jump up and take off running. No.


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[Assistant] You ain't got to get hit by nobody, you just get close enough it looks like you hit somebody, you lay down and wrestle with them.


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[Assistant] This dude was in the penalty box and he was just dogging that guy, dogging. He had that hockey stick up like that and he went.


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[Assistant] He hit that glass. That dude jumped back five seats, poured his drink all over his woman.


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[Assistant] You did, huh? Hey, you got to skate after it.


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[Assistant] I remember that lacrosse game we went to in Canada, and them dudes get hurt, they tote them off. Yeaah. When they go down, they go down.


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[Assistant] Dude goes down, five people come out, put him on stretcher, towed him off.


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[Assistant] My man Joey Chestnut. Why would you stick a bun in water?


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[Assistant] They like grab two, they take the hot dog out, the wiener out, and they eat the wieners, and then they stick the bun in a cup of water.


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[Assistant] Really? Now how do you train for that? Eat a hundred? What is that? No, no, no, no. Eat a hundred in twenty minutes.


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[Assistant] Size idea, not mine. I did play taps the other day. Was it good?


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[Assistant] Boy. How tall was it? It was about that tall. I had me about seven eight slices of meat in there. Oh, some of that.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't eat that? Oh, let me tell you what happened. He sent this, he had to send it for you. He took that picture, he took that picture of that salmon, and then this is what he did.


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[Assistant] I like a Cuban more than a Ruben. Never had a Cuban.


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[Assistant] Oh, and you gotta, you gotta sprinkle lots of pepper on it. And Swiss cheese. Yep.


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[Assistant] That looks pretty good, there, take a look. My man Dave! That's a sub, there, that's not a semi.


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[Assistant] They got caught. Oh no. Somebody shoot him.


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[Assistant] Do you know about zebra cobras? Why on earth did he have 70 venomous snakes in his base?


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[Assistant] A lab. Cat. Kitty cat. Sweet cat.


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[Assistant] I was hoping for like. And then skin it and give it to your girlfriend for a powder puff.


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[Assistant] And then you married a roommate, Paula? Yeaah. That's alright. Paula one and Paula three.


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[Assistant] Yep. You could walk across a river right there in front of Howard. Was that some of your folk? The Howard Griffiths? Ancestors? Which one? Howard Griffiths.


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[Assistant] That's right. Well, let's get into some of that right after the break.


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[Assistant] You plug it in, you throw it on there and it just


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[Assistant] Uh, sinner for short-lived phenomena. What were they running from?


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[Assistant] That's it. They were out of food. No, no. They were out of food. All the squirrels got together and had a squirrel meeting and said we got to go.


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[Assistant] Do not slow down. Hey, don't stop. Nut-bearing trees. But there is, there, well, so there was a center for short-lived phenomena. Don't fear the 22. Is it phenomena? Phenomena? That's more than one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because, look, so the reason we figured out that they were migrating is because there was like, uh, people kept hitting them on the co- on the highway. They're like, what's up with all the dead squads?


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[Assistant] Clint Eastwood may be one of the greatest on-screen cowboys, uh, but what you don't know is that he has a horse allergy.


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[Assistant] Some places say even it was smaller than that. Okay, now it's the eight and a half. Wayne wore a size eight and a half and had relatively small feet for his six foot four frame.


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[Assistant] And there was a discussion back in July of 2003 on the Duke's shoe size. Um, and they landed on an 11.


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[Assistant] Okay. That would make more sense. So I was close. And that's according to the John Wayne reference book. I'll fix that. I was close with 12.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel like we gotta give a shout out to the Ben Johnson Museum, whatever. Oh no, absolutely. Where is, what is it? Sai, tell me.


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[Assistant] These people have no idea we're doing this too. Wait, hold on, I gotta find where it's at. I found their website. Palhuska. In Palhuska, Oklahoma. Yea, Palhuska. It's right next to the Pioneer Woman store, we're going, we're taking a road! We went there! We ain't!