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[Assistant] I'm asking about the process of how this grows.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's nothing, all it is is a leather sleeve that they grow under here.


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[Assistant] And hey, when they showed me that, I said, man, that was quick.


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[Assistant] Cause you gave me both of them. This one I killed last year. This one I killed this year.


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[Assistant] No yeaah, I didn't even know that was a 12 bar. I mean I could sit in there. What did that deer say?


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[Assistant] Because, that one, of course, was 230 is what they told me.


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[Assistant] No, no, BK killed, uh, uh, for 8 points.


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[Assistant] Look, I don't have them. But my, about temple wear, these temple wear glasses?


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[Assistant] The mass. That eight point was bigger than my Tupperware glass. I went out there pretty close to


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[Assistant] The 8-point skill in text is bigger than the 10-point. Uh-huh. Just um.


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[Assistant] I saw 60 deer and guess what? No, no, look, look, I saw 60, 62 deer. Okay. 35 of them was bucks like that, that one I've got on the wall behind me. Oh, good night.


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[Assistant] No, no, that was a drop time. He had three drop times. Two on one side and one on the other side. And look, would he fail?


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[Assistant] He's behind, he's out of the camera. Oh. They just, they just shown that one.


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[Assistant] What about, uh, what is, uh, uh, Senga Barrel?


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[Assistant] I need to kill one more. I need to kill a big ol' red. Okay, down there on the property.


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[Assistant] Nah man, well hey, I'll take it back, I'll kill, I'll kill the ghost book.


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[Assistant] But it's a ghost. Oh no, look, this is like, uh, I'm gonna kill, what, like one of the bramble bulls in, in PBA.


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[Assistant] Bull riding. You can't kill them. Well I'm talking about these deers that big.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's why I want to shoot him, this deer is really that big. He looks like a.


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[Assistant] You didn't know it. Okay, I've been killing stuff and I've been blind.


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[Assistant] Still green though? It makes everything clearer. Okay. That's what surprised me. I thought it was a bald face lie on the commercial.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, I'm serious. This guy holds it like this and then he, he spins it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I know one thing, he gets down close to it to do what he does.


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[Assistant] The last shot, nope, I had, I had what, 11 of them strikes.


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[Assistant] Last shot and it was a perfect hit and should have been a strike left at 10 pin. So you bought a two.


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[Assistant] Get your hips involved. You bounced it down the vine.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's my fondest memory of high school. Oh good, getting choked there? No, no, no. That the bully of the school, a new kid has come to school and they are all harassing him. Well, the bully walks up and he gets in his way. And I become friends with this guy later on.


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[Assistant] So he comes walking down the hall, the bully steps in front of him. Alan stops. He said, I'm going to take a step back.


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[Assistant] And I'm gonna step forward, and if you get in my way, I'm gonna walk all over you. Well, hey.


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[Assistant] He took a step back, step forward, big boy step in front of him, and to this day, all we've ever discussed is, how many times did he hit him?


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. He did. He knocked him out with a first punch and I guarantee you, we don't know how many times he hit him.


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[Assistant] To this day, when we get together, we always talk about, every time, what did he hit him? Everybody says, don't know. Couldn't keep up with him.


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[Assistant] Oh no, you're going to run up on somebody one day and push them too far.


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[Assistant] It's supposed to be me and you're wearing a monocle. Yeah. And it's me with a monocle riding a giraffe and they got me on the back of the draft and set up in a, in a realm of my horns on top. Are those.


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[Assistant] No, no, I had made the prediction, okay, if they both show up and play the ball, they're capable of playing.


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[Assistant] If, if TCU had played the way they played Michigan and put 50 points on the scoreboard,


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[Assistant] That would have been a good game to watch, cause it would have been, whoever's got the ball last, has to win.


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[Assistant] That, that right there is the Jaguar, the Mexican Jaguar, is what that is.


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[Assistant] It can be in Mexico. All I'm saying is, hey, that's a big black cat.


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[Assistant] What movie? Phil's movie. Oh, The Blind? The Blind, I'm in it.


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[Assistant] That he gets this commercial would have meant a lot more to me if there was just people screaming at the refs. I'd have been like, I struggle with this and Jesus loves them too. I just don't like them because they just got to ruin everything with their flags and their flags and their flags. Except this game, they're not going to throw them until it really matters. I don't have any opinions on this subject.


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[Assistant] The guy that hangs out at the honey hole every morning for like four hours, he said, I didn't think too much of that, uh, uh, halftime show with old Rohan or whatever their name was.


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[Assistant] He basically took every type of cookie you can come up with at the grocery store.


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[Assistant] If you ever, uh, need somebody to make you just a weird cookie.


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[Assistant] And don't put it in the oven. Just bring the bowl and the spoons. You know how people like preaching stuff and they fast? My boy did a liquid fast for three weeks. So that's one way you can be pretty skinny.


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[Assistant] See my- Allison likes whenever I take the kids out of her house and it's just quiet.


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[Assistant] She got any mallards? Smart ones? Oh yeaah. Good. She raises up like 20 ducks a year in that pond in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] We got ducks, which is pretty rare for a neighborhood pond in that portion of the world. Bring them on over. Well, you'd have to ask her. They're her ducks. I wouldn't, I want to pick them up. Don't go feed them ducks. She'll tell you exactly what you're feeding them wrong. I want to fill them out one day.


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[Assistant] Oh no, they was telling me, oh. I bet $10 on them to hit a goal post and I thought I was crazy. Well, no, no, cause what?


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[Assistant] The average ticket price for the Super Bowl was $8,837. The second most expensive ticket since they started tracking


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[Assistant] They only had like 20,000 people. I went to one of them games in New Orleans when there was only 7,000 people.


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[Assistant] You guys need to watch your language.


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[Assistant] That was cool though that Bass Pro did a, their commercial was cool. First quarter too. First quarter of the Super Bowl. Big time. It was all about hunting and fishing, I can get behind that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And they get real confused when I pull up. It happens though.


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[Assistant] It happens. Anyway, I got the same email twice. One is from Eric from Charlotte and the other is from Beth from West Monroe via Kanata.


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[Assistant] Who also is sitting in the room right now, but it's funny that more than one person sent this email. She said she wanted Sy to see this, uh, because there was some noises in this roof, Sy. Oh, woah! And they, we're gonna fast forward it a little bit.


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[Assistant] That's one of them. And there it comes. Oh, it's more than one. It is a lot of snakes in a plane. Where is that at? I don't really know. What snake?


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[Assistant] Oh man. I'm not gonna sleep well tonight. Any hoosers. Steven from Idaho.


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[Assistant] Uh, anyway, nothing about if he should move back. Okay. Yeah. He's, he knows.


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[Assistant] He's in the national forest, Sam Bernadette, so he's up in the, he's in the cool part with the critters, if you will. The critters. Alright, here, he said.


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[Assistant] And we've been talking a lot about love on the podcast, so we're going to keep going. This is a good one. This is a good one.


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[Assistant] I'm getting married this July to my beautiful fiancé and I'm super excited. She is super excited.


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[Assistant] Good. But I'm also nervous if I'm being honest.


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[Assistant] I wanna make sure Jesus is at the center of our relationship, but he's worried he might fail miserably, if he's just being honest. What's our best advice going in?


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[Assistant] That's a top one. Then my father looked like he's having an epileptic fit when he laughs, or when he's crying.


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[Assistant] If you're talking about Red Skelton and Groucho Marx, hey. It turns 30. They both got fine.


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[Assistant] Russ Kelly got fined $150,000 and we got some marks went a little further and he got $300,000. You can't tell those jokes. Blank.


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[Assistant] It's a little crude, okay, I'd say it's a little crude, but it's a fantastic and funny crude.


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[Assistant] Yep, coming boys. Oh, that's funny. That is though, that's the coolest story. That's part of what sold me on working for it. He said, hey, I can see it on oceans.


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[Assistant] Nothing on. Nothing on at all. That's why for years, Phil will tell you I run naked.


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[Assistant] Here I come in, it's right at daylight, okay. And the first thing I do is I told the guy that was the mechanic, I open one of the bay doors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he switched on me. I said, open the bay door. Well, he opened it. I backed my Mr. Bissy in. Throw a spiked deer. Out, out.


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[Assistant] Put him on a chain and I'm cleaning him, the superintendent of the golf course comes in, I'm in there gutting a deer. Cause I was running over him that morning.


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[Assistant] He didn't even hunt him, he ran over him. No, no, hey, hey, I was just driving about 60 miles an hour and he just, he come out. Did you swear up to hit him? No. No. Okay. Hey, and look, it was a headshot. He just come out of the ditch and just boom, right on the side of my Mitsubishi, broke his neck.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I was always telling him, I said, Hey, I need to go fishing today. You probably didn't have to tell Willie that. And then I've tried to talk him into let me hunt. Cause every year when the blue wings hill come in, just thousands of them sitting on the pond.


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[Assistant] That's a big watermark for poisons. Okay, so look, they killed him and come in and they knew I was deathly afraid of a snake. So this guy comes in and he's fixing to harass me with it.


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[Assistant] And he started walking towards me and I said, hey, I'm fixin' to kill you and that snake. He said, the snake's already dead. I said, I know and I'm fixin' to kill you.


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[Assistant] Well hey, that's like Christine, if you ask her, she's seen me mad twice. Twice. In our marriage. In our lifetime. And she said, hey, and I don't want to see the third one.


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[Assistant] Of course you are. I'm at work, I'm at work, he shows up at the house and is hitting on my woman who is pregnant.


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[Assistant] I said, Hey, I know you too well. Something has happened and Hey, we're not going anywhere. I'm not going to do nothing else. Did you tell me what happened? Well, she did. Well, we had a bowling night that night.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Classic Tuesday. I just, I couldn't take it anymore. Look, here's what got me. He had just a drop dead gorgeous wife and just the greatest personality.


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[Assistant] Okay, and he's trying to cheat on her with my wife, who's carrying my baby, and he knew about all the trouble we had had, like for two years, I've been going to the doctor, she's been going, all that, and then he's gonna act up. Couldn't stand it. I finally said, come on back at me, come on, I'm gonna go get us a beer.


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[Assistant] Hey, hey, I scared that boy beyond belief, his eyes got that big around, cause hey, I was dead serious when I told him.


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[Assistant] No one lives on this earth without getting, you know, in stale, so to speak. Okay. If you don't think you're going to run into troubles and trials, everybody's going to have them. Even America's favorite.


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[Assistant] I've, I've got acoustic and I've got electric too, but I can't play none. I can't play none of them. I've even got a, uh, what's the one that, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] The steel, not the steel guitar, but it's a, uh. Banjo? No.


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[Assistant] Electric. Bass. Stand up for them. It's one you're sitting down and you're playing. It's a steel. Steel guitar. Piano. Steel guitar. Drum. It ain't a steel guitar. Trombone. I can't think of the name of it right now.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. Somebody brought the chart one day and said, Hey, well, he said, Hey, it was


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[Assistant] It's about half as wide as this right here. You had to actually turn sideways to go in there.


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[Assistant] Well, Phil said all of you tried it. He said, hey, these idiots can't do it. They won't take the time. They're not paying attention.


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[Assistant] But I, the best part of that was me and my wife were sitting at home that night.


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[Assistant] And I had a pocket knife that was real, I'd sharpen it so much that the end of it was just real fine. And I said, well, I can either go to the doctor and have him cut it. Cause it was both sides were still there.


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[Assistant] Well, I will say this. Hey, if you've had them for how many years?


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[Assistant] So hey, you've had time with them. And like Cory said, hey, you've got to do what's best for your family. Okay. But don't leave them out. You know, go back. Like I said, we got plans today. There's all kinds of technology to use. And you told me how much money you're going to be making.


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[Assistant] We're just trying to be examples of that. And relationships. And relationships.


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[Assistant] You know, laughter covers a multitude, a multitude of sin.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm telling you, that's what the only thing's kept me and my wife together.


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[Assistant] Nobody else could do it. Hey, I didn't have but one job afterwards to make sure that Jason, Gowan, and all of y'all had reads to put in the duck house.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause I actually brought consistency. Okay. To the read system. Yeah. Okay. And then stone up me one by, by go ahead and, and bring it into the 20th century.


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[Assistant] So he up, he upgraded it where it was just high. You put him in there and you really didn't even have to blow him.


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[Assistant] That's spicy. That's what I have for dinner.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a hard, hard one to do, but I, I just, I guess I would go with Acts, Acts of the apostles and all the stuff they went to. And, and the main thing I get out of it is, is, is the urgency.


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[Assistant] About, you know, hearing the message and then obeying it. Yeaah. You know, cause the acts, they didn't fool around.


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[Assistant] You know, Paul Silas was in, in the jailhouse, you know, and the Lord shook every, shook the doors open and everything and the guy was fixing to kill himself, the guard. And he said, I don't, don't harm yourself, everybody's still here. We're alright. You know.


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[Assistant] Well, there's nothing. The Bible says, you know, I'm in Ephesians. There's nothing new of it. Galatians. All of them. Yeah. There's nothing new under the sun. Well, it was Paul, right? I've been saying all been done. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I forgot all about that. That's a funny episode, too. Hey, calm down over there, Tiffany.


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[Assistant] Well, that was the funniest one. Jay said, I can't believe that you said all that stuff in front of them kids.


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[Assistant] But I, I, I wish someone would have told me.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, scatterbrain ain't the word, okay? No, cause, no.


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[Assistant] That's, that's why that's, I tell people all the time when I'm out speaking, you know, especially the young people that I, this is to me, it's just my opinion, the best time of your life because look around you and all the people that you know,


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[Assistant] It's like kind of like food. You change, you know, you begin to try and enjoy other things. And that's, that's the relationships built.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, you know, it's always changing. Never, never the same.


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[Assistant] You gotta cook it. That's why I took a tenderloin. It's light pink. What you doin' there son?


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[Assistant] Well, I was thinking about all the critters and all the waterfowl in Texas.


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[Assistant] I don't understand that because, hey, you always gotta be honest.


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[Assistant] So taking the lens out of your glass, was that the doctor's call or yours?


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[Assistant] I get him, so. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Big. Thick rimmed ones. Yeaah. Byeeee!


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[Assistant] It's like that third batch. Yeah, once the grease is broke in, but it fries still, it's still new. Yeah, that's what you want. That's where you work.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but you can't get rid of them glasses cause the only time I ever see you without them, you're asleep. So I don't.


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[Assistant] Oh, I love it. Well, hey, I'm glad you, I'm glad they didn't lie to you. I was worried. I know how much you hate pain.


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[Assistant] I'm glad that that was a factual statement. When I talked to Christine yesterday, she said, she said, he is fine.


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[Assistant] I tell you the most incredible thing is the ducks that I actually saw him kill when he couldn't see. Ain't no telling what he gonna kill now.


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[Assistant] I just was like, man, that'll boy shut down when it gets cold. But, you know, nah, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You know what gift never gets old? The gift of meat.


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[Assistant] You can give it to him for 12 months if you want to. You can give it to him for 3 months. You can give it to him however long you want to, of course.


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[Assistant] We're talking about our friends over at Moink. Moink delivers grass-fed and grass-finished beef and lamb, pastured pork and chicken, and sustainable wild-caught Alaskan salmon straight to your door. Moink farmers farm like our grandparents did, and as a result Moink meat tastes like it should because the family farm


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[Assistant] Does it better? The Monk difference is a difference you can taste and you can feel good knowing you're helping family farms stay financially independent too.


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[Assistant] Look, the cool thing is if you know that person or yourself loves rib-eyes, you can get all rib-eyes in the box. If you know they love chicken, get them chicken. It's not some hodgepodge. You can pick what is in the box.


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[Assistant] Especially for that person, whether it's yourself or whether it's a gift or it doesn't matter. And the cool thing is you can cancel anytime. So there's no long term commitments or anything like that. We've got them.


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[Assistant] Love em. Love em. I mean, I haven't had anything bad out of em yet. Look, Moink is helping save rural America, and we love it. We are rural America here in West Monroe, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] See, that's what, that, we're just trying to help you folks out. Look, Shark Tank host Kevin O'Leary called Moink's bacon the best bacon he's ever tasted, and Ring Doorbell founder Jamie Semenoff jumped at the chance to invest in Moink, and I guarantee you're going to say oink oink.


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[Assistant] Right now and listeners of this show get free filet mignon in every order for a year. That's one year of the best filet mignon you'll ever taste, but for a limited time. Spelt M-O-I-N-K box dot com slash.


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[Assistant] That's MonkBox.com slash Duck Boys.


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[Assistant] I can confirm on a man that couldn't see nothing, at least four kills, cause I'd look it right down his gun barrel when it happened. So the fact that he couldn't see and did that, that's incredible.


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[Assistant] Nah, but I'm talking about if I'm the one not picking you up, I'll be like, nah, hold on.


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[Assistant] Like what? Grab your pistol? Yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess even with Sai, the good news about Sai, even walking around, you can tell he's got a sunny disposition, so you probably wouldn't be too afraid of him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, as a hill ham. But, I mean, it's just, I don't know. That'd be weird. Have somebody just walk up to your door trying to get in. But I guess at all, you'd be sympathetic of a man.


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[Assistant] Not in no chair, not in none of that. On the, on the dag gum console. Like, sitting on it.


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[Assistant] That's right. I can't tell you how many times my grandpa got put me in the back and said hold on to this, we're just going right down the road.


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[Assistant] Right down the road, right down the road was anywhere from one mile to 12 miles. But you know, rope was too expensive. Didn't have no money for rope. You just hold on to this back here, we'll be alright.


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[Assistant] Then I remember the day he got like, it was one of, when they first come out, one of them old camper shells and that thing, and I thought that was the coolest thing. Like I had my own little fort in the back of his truck, until I realized,


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[Assistant] I had to get up to the front and get everything out of it when we'd go like to the hunting camp or fishing camp because his old buck couldn't reach, couldn't get up in there to it. So he'd stack it all the way to the front and then I was up in there crawling.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it took me a while, but yeah, and it was a good old days there, golly, but we living in a good old days too. But it's, uh, it is so funny to look over at a man.


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[Assistant] Do you go home and tell Christine how beautiful she is? Oh, I do. Now that you can see her.


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[Assistant] Where we going once you get that done? Once you got two good eyes and no lenses in your glasses.


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[Assistant] With four-way stretch, and there's no limp balls or fuzz. Fuzz. You don't, and nobody got time for extra balls. I mean that's just, the, the lin is terrible.


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[Assistant] With over 18 million pairs sold and thousands of 5-star reviews, people love their Tommy Johns. That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. We got fanatics, boys! That's what I'm talking about. Si's wearing them right now. Hey, I did. I'm wearing them right now. Hey, and 14 pair. He ain't gotta do laundry but every other week.


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[Assistant] Phil didn't either until I asked him to sit down and film something for it.


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[Assistant] My favorite part about Phil, we asked him in the deal and we'll, this video will be out eventually. We're not done with it yet, but I asked him about 50 years.


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[Assistant] Well, 2022 years ago, a man named Jesus came and I was like, you know.


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[Assistant] That's the kind of perspective I hope I keep in my life when I'm asking you about your success.


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[Assistant] What you built from the ground up. For 50 years. For 50 years. Your blood, sweat, tears, fish, guts, you name it on the Washtal River.


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[Assistant] And you, your only concern is telling the story of Jesus before you even talk about yourself.


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[Assistant] That's goals. Like, it's hilarious to watch, but that is, that's goals. Cause you're not worried about your story. To me, that is a cool perspective to have on life.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's wild, man. You finally give a man a camera and like, hey, talk about yourself for a minute.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, I mean, but that's just, that's Phil and again, that's just a perspective that I hope I can have one day. I mean, like it was just.


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[Assistant] That's what made me think of the exact way he put it. He said, 50 years. He said, anniversaries ain't something I celebrate.


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[Assistant] And then he said, except for one, he said, the birth of our savior, Christmas, it's coming up.


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[Assistant] The first thing I thought of whenever he said it, I was like...


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[Assistant] I hope we, you know, it's something we should all strive for. Somebody asks you to talk about yourself and the first thing you do is talk about Jesus. I mean, that's a...


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[Assistant] But in Phil's case and in all of our cases, there is no us without Jesus.


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[Assistant] You know, there's, there's no you without him, and especially in our case.


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[Assistant] That's the biggest difference is it's so connected, you know all the crazy messes going on in the world.


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[Assistant] It's mind-blowing, like, now it's becoming normal. And I'm like, uh-oh. Like, what?


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[Assistant] What's going on on this big thing that we're shaking? Like what, what is, and then we had tornadoes last week and they talking about getting snow next week. That don't happen down here.


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[Assistant] That's where Kay, he told Kay, he says it in that video. He said, I told Kay to find me a place on the river. And he said, this was the place she found. We're still in it. I grant it has changed.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, but it's still functionally the same place. They didn't tear it down and rebuild it. Now they moved metal buildings in and out and around and added on and added on a concrete slab. And like, you know, there's a little bit, but the structure is still.


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[Assistant] What was there and that, that's wow. I mean, you know, cause I mean, the man's walking around puppy pads every day. Like, like he got enough money to send them dogs to a dog trainer. He's like, man, ain't that big of a deal. He just walks around.


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[Assistant] Or the workplace, cause Kay kicked us out, she got tired of us coming in at four in the morning.


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[Assistant] Well, she should have been used to it by then. I still miss mornings, it feels. Watching the weather channel.


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[Assistant] Hey, we oughta do this and we just do the same thing we were gonna do anyway.


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[Assistant] Like, nothing changes on that regard, but when he pulls up to the lair and he sees that track hoe and that dozer and them two tractors.


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[Assistant] If that ain't redneck, I mean the door falling off his house, but by God, I got a trackhoe, a dozer and two trackers.


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[Assistant] He is a, he is for sure an example of contentment in where you are.


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[Assistant] Sy's house was falling down and all he did was bulldozed it.


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[Assistant] Oh, on the interstate for sure. Yeah. It was fantastic. And that's, I mean, up until what? Last year?


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness gracious. Yea, I'll never forget that morning and feel BOOM! I told y'all not to park there.


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[Assistant] Send me a bill. Roll down this window. I told y'all not to park here. Send me a bill.


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[Assistant] Everybody gets backed into down there. It don't matter how careful you are, man. God was backed into me on the phone with me. He was talking to me. Boom. He said, I hit your truck.


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[Assistant] That's it. Oh, that's funny. You got spoiled by that backup camera.


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[Assistant] Everything you need is right there. See, nope, can't do it.


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[Assistant] I wish I had it, but nah, this, man, that's good times down here, man. Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] I slept on his couch for many a nights cause he told me I should move the decoys in the middle of the night.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I did it though. Oh, why did you? I was earning my stripes with him, I thought. And then I finally said, you know what, there's a better mousetrap. Somebody else come down here and hunt. I'm out.


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[Assistant] But you know what, you did it because you wanted a duck hunt every day. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember that. It was me, you, Phil Godwin. Down there at midnight on the lane with chainsaws and 2x4s. Cause that was a good idea.


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[Assistant] I don't know how one of us didn't end up without a digit on that there. We was holding headlights.


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[Assistant] Cuttin' two-by-fours with a chainsaw and Phil said, oh, if we just rip them at this angle right here, we can jab them in the mud.


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[Assistant] So we cutting with chainsaws and hitting with a sledgehammer in the middle of the night, the day before duck season. And then about two o'clock we got done.


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[Assistant] I was like, why don't we just get in this thing and go to sleep? They're like, no, let's go back to the house. Well, there's another hour gone. We'd have been way better. Just sit down and go to sleep.


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[Assistant] And we cut in a forward chair, so we all sat on five gallon hydraulic fluid buckets. Black and yellow buckets.


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[Assistant] Next to the heaters. The rest of us on hydraulic fluid buckets.


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[Assistant] I'd leave there like, I mean I'd leave there about Godwin's height. Like I could, I could not stand up. I was just like this all morning.


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[Assistant] Go to the justice of the peace, don't tell nobody, then have a ceremony eight months later. Like, this ain't hard.


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[Assistant] That's it. That's gonna air on like a Tuesday. Wednesday, y'all should go get married.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Just happens. No, I don't know where the other one come from.


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[Assistant] That's right. Wow. That's a risky strategy, but it's good work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because odds are there's somebody trying to do that. Whew.


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[Assistant] You gotta be honest though, when people send these kinds of emails, and I appreciate them, I appreciate all the emails, he knows something needs to change. It's like he's afraid to pull the trigger, and he needs us to tell him, well change something.


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[Assistant] Three times now, three different occasions, just for refreshers. Like, just to say.


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[Assistant] We're committed. We want to make sure we're not missing anything. It's not because we're having problems, but we want to make sure that we head off any issues that we could have. It's like...


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[Assistant] Well said. Amen. There you go. Merry Christmas. We'll see y'all later.


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[Assistant] Like I'm done with the doughs. That's good.


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[Assistant] Well I want one more hanging, cause I want to try some stuff. I want to make me some steaks with a handle on it. Oh yeah, on bone and all that. I've done it.


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[Assistant] Johanna cooked a good turkey, which I didn't, that was pretty healthy. The way she baked it. And uhm, and I got on some of that pecan pie.


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[Assistant] You gotta be. Oh man, there ain't much leather left on this thing.


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[Assistant] Pull that thing up. You gotta whack it off cause it's too long.


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[Assistant] Greaseless turkey fryer. It wasn't it. Wacked off his manhood.


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[Assistant] It's still there. Got them, got, got shires that wash it behind.


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[Assistant] So you get an air fryer for a microwave.


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[Assistant] Everything that's good, I'm not eating no more. So I don't care how long. I mean, I want to fill something up and go. That's what it is.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Air fryer. Boy, I eat a lot of rabbit food these days. A lot of rabbit food.


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[Assistant] When they get two, they gonna get fun. That's a long time. That's a long time from now. Everybody says terrible twos. Terrible threes. That's when there's fun.


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[Assistant] Didn't have to keep my eye on Johanna so good, but she was. Boy, she was.


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[Assistant] We coming out one time, it wasn't even, she wasn't even two. I don't know how old she was. Just barely walking. Who, your daughter? Yeah. And we come in the stinking living room, and she done, the, the refrigerator is beside the cabinet.


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[Assistant] But anyway, I come in there and she pulled the drawers out of the-


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[Assistant] Cabinet right there beside the refrigerator, and she used them for a lighter.


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[Assistant] He's sitting on top of the refrigerator, messing with stuff on the refrigerator. That's what you got to look forward to.


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[Assistant] That's good. I didn't go to jail. I ain't had no trouble with it.


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[Assistant] Well will you bring the proof to me? His eyes gonna turn into a biologist. I got the proof at the Monroe Zoo.


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[Assistant] Give me four seconds and I'll have that. If there's a picture of Juan he's down in Mexico somewhere. Or in a zoo. Yea.


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[Assistant] No worry folks, you won't see no dead panther on this show.


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[Assistant] Or that blanket and her Barbies and her toys and she'll cuddle up and go to sleep in the corner. And a snack bag.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. Snack bag! Gotta have a snack bag. You gotta have a snack bag, boys. She was happy, happy, happy.


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[Assistant] Oh you know how to make a, you know how to make a lightning bug happy?


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[Assistant] That's just like I could, I could see myself cleaning mirrors all the time.


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[Assistant] Two was great. Three, they catch some weird attitude. I just put her out in the yard and take off. That's when she gets out there with the bulls. With the bulls?


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[Assistant] That looks like one of them things them people wear on a airplane.


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[Assistant] But, what's your best Christmas show you'd like to watch?


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[Assistant] Is it cartoon or anime? That's what me and Johanna have a big argument over. I said is it, is it real people in it? She said no. I said cartoon. She said now it's anime. I said no.


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[Assistant] Christmas show, uh, when I was younger, it was Rudolph, and now I guess it'd be...


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[Assistant] I don't know, I like the Grinch. We watched the Grinch the other day, I liked him.


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[Assistant] I am too. He's under it instead of over it. Yep. Mine's just in my eyeballs. Eyeball?


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[Assistant] If you take him contacts out at night, that won't happen.


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[Assistant] He's gone. Is your vision gone now?


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[Assistant] Well I got these things in my eyes, help me see it.


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[Assistant] I had to go get them because for some reason they started making them holes in them jigs when I was trying to tie them on. They started making that eye in them jigs smaller.


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[Assistant] I said, I got to do something about this. I either got to call the lawyer company or uh.


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[Assistant] They already got that. They got big eyeballs on them. You had to call it something else.


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[Assistant] Talking about, well, he's talking about them jig. So.


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[Assistant] You're the bait, man. What, uh, What, uh, where can I get some of them? I think you confused me for my father.


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[Assistant] I'm just kidding, I made that- They're on them stinking logs out there.


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[Assistant] Nah. What about Brutal? Nah, that old papa hair gig. Oh.


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[Assistant] Where you going? I'm gonna go to Arkansas. You going to the Green Gate? I'm going to the Green Gate for a little while. You rat. What's the Green Gate? Good duck hunt. Oh man. Blood pressure, man.


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[Assistant] Are you going to break out? No, I'm just going to look at it. Look, it's got a lever like a lever action gun.


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[Assistant] You got a 60,000 mile tire, you ought to have a 10,000 word pen. Thank you.


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[Assistant] That's kinda genius. This is just seven thousand words, it don't cost as much.


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[Assistant] A thirty thousand word pen, you got it ten percent extra.


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[Assistant] I got, I want, we want- This reminded me of something. Yeah, if dude wipes jocks your memory, we in trouble. I like it. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm glad I had time in my duck bag, my boy or my bucket, my Yeti bucket. I got to the duck blind.


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[Assistant] And all of a sudden, I mean I didn't even have no urge, no cramp, no nothing. And all of a sudden it's like, hey,


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[Assistant] I took it to the bank, jumped out, and boy, didn't take long, that's done. Got back, walked back to the blind, got in there.


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[Assistant] That's like that old boy that had that prized bull and he got sick and he was trying to give him an enema. He stuck that water hose in there to give him that enema and he was trying to blow on it and he couldn't make nothing happen. His buddy said, give me that.


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[Assistant] And he pulled the water hose out and stuck it in the other way. He said, what are you doing? He said, I ain't gonna put my mouth on the same end you are.


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[Assistant] I've needed gas money before. I've been there. He kept wanting me to buy a ring to give him cash. I said, nah, I ain't buying a ring. I said, I got your gas.


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[Assistant] No. Weird deal. Where was that at? It was right there by the house. Country corner?


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[Assistant] Now the- Oh, the 101? Yeaah. The truck stop?


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[Assistant] With a huddle house, yeaah, mhm. He wanted you- Hold up, his family was in the car. But, uh.


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[Assistant] I've done it a lot. He kept wanting, he kept wanting cash or something.


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[Assistant] I said, have you my pillow. Cause you've got your pillow. You don't have my pillow.


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[Assistant] I used to think it was the table, but I figured out it was the refrigerator.


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[Assistant] I moved a deer stand yesterday and I was up there and limbered around and I said, I'm moving pretty good up here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. But no, you just gotta breathe it.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know where he's at. Can't really see him. He's right above Moon Lake. Moon Lake. See? Moon.


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[Assistant] I need to find out where I can get me some Skipjack.


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[Assistant] He just turned everything off. Everything's going off. He just knocked everything out. It's a piece of junk then. So you're fishing wingdings in your umbrellas. Well what was you catching with that? A bass. I caught a what? I caught a skipjack.


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[Assistant] If there's a parking spot by the door, God wants you to go in and buy something. And it's a sin if it's on sale and you don't buy it.


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[Assistant] No, I just find more. I'm a first class I see guy. There you go.


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[Assistant] I don't drive around and look, I just try to get as close as I can and park. 30 steps is a long way for me.


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[Assistant] Well, they wanted to make theirself better. They wanted to have better, so they worked hard to try to get that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for today, they don't even want, they don't even want to do better. Well, no, no, today is always, give me, give me, if you don't work, you don't.


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[Assistant] I stuck my test out to my daddy. One time he said, boy, you ain't ready yet.


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[Assistant] What's Colossians 2.16 say? I don't know. Well look it up.


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[Assistant] My daddy taught me not to be a quitter.


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[Assistant] One shot. One perfect shot, by the way.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was awesome trip though, uh, but before Si killed his buck, Bullfrog killed a brute, killed a hundred and sixty inch eight point.


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[Assistant] To and fro. Yeah, they're, they're, they're in, uh, South Texas, uh, Freer, Texas, I think the name of the race is Free Eagles, right?


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[Assistant] Boy, it's a beautiful country down there, I'll tell you that. Oh, it is.


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[Assistant] So, so Si goes up, lays his head on this giant rack and I can see his eyes starting to well up and a tear come out of his eye.


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[Assistant] And then when, when Bullfrog saw him well up, then she went and gave him a big old hug, then I started crying. Everybody crying. Everybody crying but Bullfrog.


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[Assistant] Well, he was up there in age, so he was...


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[Assistant] Old, old deer, old deer. That one bullfrog shot was an old deer too.


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[Assistant] But we made a lot of good memories on that trip and that's what hunting's all about, making memories.


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[Assistant] So Si, opening day of duck season, I did not go. What? What? I didn't go.


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[Assistant] I just said I wasn't going. Oh, you ain't going? Well, there was enough young hands there I didn't, I wasn't worried, worried about. So we got some help for a little while anyway. So I felt good about the crew, take care of Phil. Well, did they kill anybody? No, they killed five ducks. Oh, good grief. That's another reason I didn't go. Cause I knew there wasn't nothing there.


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[Assistant] I got 30 cameras out there and they say, I don't have a picture of this.


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[Assistant] Well, I got the nurse man and old Cody. But are they really younger? Yeah, they're 10 years younger than me.


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[Assistant] I got my limit. Then, uh, I think we killed 17 total. Well, before us.


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[Assistant] But going back to the duck hunting, we, uh, oh, PR had him an injury the day before duck season.


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[Assistant] He, uh, he was back, he was back in the boat down into some shallow water. He had old Dan the butler with him. And, uh, he tried to push the boat off into that shallow water. It was too shallow. And he, I'm pretty sure he tore a muscle in his back.


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[Assistant] So we get out there this morning. So he goes to the doctor, they give him some muscle relaxers, you know, he, he's in a lot of pain.


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[Assistant] But so I go to his house yesterday. I said, Phil, uh, the only thing that's going to fix this is rest. Why? There's no ducks on the property. Why don't we just take a couple of days and see what happens.


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[Assistant] I said, well, you got to rest this injury or it's never gonna heal. He said, well, don't tell them boys. It was my idea.


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[Assistant] So in other words, he don't want nobody thinking that it was his idea to take a day off.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's tough. Oh, he's tough as boot. So he, the thing with him is, he didn't care nothing about the duck cut itself. He just...


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[Assistant] Wanted to be there. He didn't want to miss FOMO. He didn't want to miss what happened. Fear of missing out. We looked down there, the first bunch comes in this morning, me, Jace, Gowan and Phil. First bunch comes in, we raise up, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Jace is like, Phil, kill that one on the end.


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[Assistant] But he didn't miss it. He did not miss the duck cut. He was there. He was there. Oh yeah. We, we had a nice hunt and uh, and he raised, he got up about 30 minutes left of the hunting. He stood up and he said, Ooh, he said, you boys done some fancy shooting down there. There was a pile of ducks sitting around.


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[Assistant] Well, I know one old man who, who likes to shoot till. How's that?


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[Assistant] A black panther in the snow would be easy to spot. You know there's been a bear and a black panther at that Dollar General.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I said that, but I wasn't, I wasn't mad at them until they got down in my face this morning. And then I got mad.


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[Assistant] I'm going to take, what are you talking about? I ain't killed nothing all year.


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[Assistant] Alright, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Hello. It's Benjamin. Johnny Godwin's back with us.


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[Assistant] Did you see anything? What, what is the one thing you saw that is going to change the world of fishing forever? What did you see?


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[Assistant] There's a good looking fella on the wall behind you. I know. John Gottemo.


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[Assistant] So golf ain't for you. No. No.


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[Assistant] Well then there's a chance. It wasn't regulation. There you go. Good for Jeff. Spend a little of that money you make then son. Good for you. That's good.


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[Assistant] Well, Sy, Sy, look, I, I, I got something I gotta show you. It's, it's been a while. I've got trail cameras back out and at 1 a.m.


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[Assistant] I got an interesting photo and I'd love to know your take on that critter.


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[Assistant] We're back, baby. Trail cam confessions are starting again.


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[Assistant] Well, next time I'll ask him to stop and poe.


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[Assistant] Sy just ruined everybody's thoughts on the internet of what they had said.


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[Assistant] There you go. Sy just, Sy just killed everybody's dreams. The man who


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[Assistant] No, it is. It's a hundred percent a small male bear that just got


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[Assistant] They are all backing you up and saying Si is going to be wild. You finally got proof. And I'm like, I look at it and I'm like, how do you see anything but a bear?


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[Assistant] Look at Si, he up on top of, he's ridin' Galvin, and Galvin's ridin' a Panther.


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[Assistant] That's, that's quality entertainment right there.


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[Assistant] Oh, National Geographic. Yeaah, they're just trying to steal the thunder from Shark Week.


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[Assistant] I had never seen one till our first year in Wyoming. I had thought I had seen Panthers before, but when we rounded that corner and he was in that row, I said,


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[Assistant] Okay, I ain't ever seen that before. That's him. Like, you know. And Kenny said, your stand's right over there. Yeah, he saw he going the other way.


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[Assistant] Really thought we were going to have a... But hey, look. Si confirmed it. It's yogi. There you go.


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[Assistant] It's trail cam season. Send them in. If you got unidentified ones, we want them back. It's that time of year. You're putting them back out. They're welcome. They're welcome. Alright, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] That's omegaxcel.com slash duck. Or you can call 1-800-844-48. Add two more eights on top of that. Eighty-eight. 1-800-844-48. Eighty-eight. There you go, for not one.


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[Assistant] Right up in the face. Why not just throw it at him? That's a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Looking for an escapee. That's it, boy.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd say so. Well, the cows were probably warmed anyway, so you probably got a little ivermectin up in you.


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[Assistant] I understand that, I was just going to say all the stuff that was around to play with and you picked up a pile of crap.


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[Assistant] Out of simple curiosity though, who laid the best piles of poop? Was it the cows or the bulls? Which one? Did you look for one?


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[Assistant] Level with me. Look, we've all been in a situation at some point where


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[Assistant] What kind of situation? We was a little tight on cash, right? Maybe you could only afford to put a few dollars or a few gallons of gas in your tank or you got another save the date wondering how you were going to afford to gift.


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[Assistant] A beginning, you ain't like, like our buddy Steven at Realtree that he gotta, he gotta check it like every hour and he's pumping and all kinds of stuff, yeaah.


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[Assistant] But they didn't tell you what cause did or not, or what could be the cause?


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[Assistant] If you want to know what comes on after the westerns go off, there you go.


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[Assistant] I just gotta know, Gavin. What did Miss Paula say?


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[Assistant] I don't know what you say. I've never thought about that.


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[Assistant] Godwin, your condiment world may be about to get turned upside down. I know you're a man that loves condiments.


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[Assistant] Stone gonna get you over here on that speed bag. You're gonna be like Johnny D last time.


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[Assistant] It's about five miles from here. Go to the mailbox and just keep walking. That's gonna be about 18 minutes. Look, here's what I tell you. You walk halfway home and you count as you go and I'll stop and pick you up.


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[Assistant] You know what else you could get though, Calvin? He gets 10,000 rock. For the duck call, for the, when you're building duck calls, we give you size QB. There you go. You pedal while you make them.


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[Assistant] Well, Goblin, I was waiting. Here's where Goblin had me going when he said, I can't have no more sleep. I was waiting for one of his patented jokes.


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[Assistant] Deep thoughts for John Gove. I like it. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] So you don't know anything about your new condition, really? No.


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[Assistant] Well that's good, maybe it's working. I guess everything's working. You seem in good spirits. Well, I feel the same.


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[Assistant] You don't know you got it. There's a bunch of different types of it. I don't know. I don't know the difference in none of it.


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[Assistant] I don't watch it. Nope, never. Not none other.


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[Assistant] Now the weather, I watch the weather. But it's just a liar. It's kinda depressing too. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The question is, if the humans wasn't there, would the elephant have ever been in peril anyway?


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[Assistant] We've been known to just really foul up some situations and it sounds like these boys, why are they recovered in the end?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just wait for it to quit raining. That elephant knows how to survive water. That I can assure you. But they gotta go sticking their nose in there.


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[Assistant] I think that's one of the areas that's got, that's known for like trophy elk and stuff.


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[Assistant] And to our friend who sent her grandma's secret recipes cookies in for reading her email.


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[Assistant] No, they weren't. They were not. No, these had all sorts of processed sugar in them.


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[Assistant] It's longer than that. It's longer than that if you live on... Look, you can get across that sucker in an hour and a half. Go north-south.


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[Assistant] Ain't nothing to it. It's just how bad do you want it. It ain't no big deal. But my man, if you like hunting, you need to get out of Knoxville.


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[Assistant] You need to go to her, so get your vet degree and move over there, cause once you get around Jackson, it gets good. They got a lot of ducks, they got a lot of deer, a lot of turkeys.


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[Assistant] No animals there, move. Yeaah, I'm just telling. Go see her! Yeaah, go see her. Especially during the fall. Now she can come see you during the spring and summer cause the fishing is a little bit better over where you're at.


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[Assistant] But Knoxville, I got a lot of friends around there. There, there's a bunch of good people around Knoxville. So just stay plugged in, stay committed. It ain't nothing but time. It's just, it's the same commitment. It just, hey, I'll tell you this though. It's, it's really fun cause you don't, you don't get like bored with each other. Like you.


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[Assistant] That's been known to do whenever you live together and all that kind of stuff. Every time you see each other it's really exciting and you get to have a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] You don't have to deal with the same doldrums a lot of times people deal with sometimes during relationships where they're like, oh, you don't love me anymore. All that, no.


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[Assistant] It's always, it's always new whenever you're six hours apart.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I am too, but like it took a, it took me almost eight years of marriage to realize that. Like, cause there were some of it when you were freshly married is like.


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[Assistant] Okay, this person lives here now. Every day. Every day. They're still there. Yeah. And so it just took some adjusting to get used to and figure all that stuff out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're in my spot. You're in my spot. But no, it's fun, man. It's totally worth it if you're committed to each other.


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[Assistant] That's right down there, that's right down there in Caldwell Parish at Spong Goblin.


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[Assistant] I've noticed a lot of times too whenever you think everything's going super bad, when you look back on it, it really wasn't that bad.


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[Assistant] Get out like he's saying, you're treading water, you can't keep your head above water. And then you do, and then you look back on it and you're like, man, that really wasn't that bad. It just, just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's easy to focus on the problems. Focus on what's good.


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[Assistant] Amen, you and Grayson, go jump in that Washtal River, spend a little time on that river, it'll be good to you.


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[Assistant] That's all it cost to be one? Oh, sorry. I tried to be Godwin, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is true.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh no, he whipped one up by a week ago.


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[Assistant] We asked people over for dinner, and I said, what is that? She said, peanut butter pie.


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[Assistant] And I thought like you did, so I thought that'd be hard to eat to me. It just seemed like it seemed like it'd be too rich to eat, but this thing was so light.


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[Assistant] And it was the, it was like Reese's cup on steroids. Oh, if you like Reese's cup, this is 10 times better than a Reese's cup.


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[Assistant] That's what happens. You bully people, you get shot.


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[Assistant] Were you looking at them and they line up? No, not just management. They are a fine source of protein.


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[Assistant] It is made on the ground boys. Where the words you got that from?


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[Assistant] So I can't imagine because that last one we had, she was.


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[Assistant] Also, I figured out something else. Uh, you know, we've talked about Jason Phil's phone manners, phone etiquette. Jason Phil had the same phone etiquette as a man with two brand new baby twins.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I thought to myself and I'd chuckle. I say, you know, Martin.


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[Assistant] Your brother-in-law is a lot like Johnny Ringo. Uh-oh.


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[Assistant] Is that the same guy who had the RV out there with the.


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[Assistant] What the... No, no, that's the other guy. The cousin Eddie holding, holding the hose. Did you say that thing? Uh-uh.


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[Assistant] Of uncle Eddie out there emptying the crapper.


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[Assistant] Bathrobe, a cigar, and one of those, one of those, uh, hats. Yeah. You can get that out of Jason's truck.


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[Assistant] Speaking of dogs, I remember when Bobo was just a little puppy and he was about this long. And, uh, I walked in there, so I was laying on the couch, taking him a nap and I saw his beard start to move.


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[Assistant] Right in the middle of Sy's beard. That was the last time Bobo was innocent. That's right. Right there. That was the end of Bobo's innocence. Right there. Uh, but now she's got them two little, little old miniature rat terrier puppies. B.B. and Bobo. Bobo never dies. She just gets another one.


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[Assistant] So I made an adjustment on those, uh, boneless chicken thighs.


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[Assistant] Put them in a bag and soak them in some Catalina dressing. Yeah. Catalina. Good.


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[Assistant] That's what I did. My first one, she was right beside the bed and I went to sleep just like this. Yep.


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[Assistant] If you haven't caught on, cause you're listening, not watching, we've got a special guest in the house, Sy's favorite nephew.


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[Assistant] My old boss, Godwin's current boss, joining us today.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were in a maze in Oklahoma that you paid to get in and then you were trapped in for two hours. It was crazy. And Lottie was, you know, we're out of diapers now. I'm done with that. I'm at zero now.


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[Assistant] We haven't told anybody yet. We're waiting for him to tell. Oh, sorry. All the fun stuff. Sorry. Do you know any puppies?


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[Assistant] That's my only deer in my life. Willie got me on him.


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[Assistant] I shot him and shook for about an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] Just not in the places that Willie Robertson has access to. My 60 acres in Calhoun doesn't have that many deer on it. A lot of raccoons though, if you ever want to go whack and stack those.


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[Assistant] We're gonna break up the family. We're gonna break this up. We're gonna take our first break and we'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Ty, you know what I love? What? This cold weather that's coming. You know what's better than cold weather? What's that? A good blanket. A good blanket. That's it. Going outside. Look at this one. That's it. It's in this bag.


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[Assistant] You know them really good jackets? Yep. It's made from stuff like that. It's a super good blanket. Our friends at Rumpel make it. They got 135 different colors. Perfect for the indoors too, but it's really great outdoors.


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[Assistant] Taking the beach, camping, cabin, sitting out on your porch. They're weatherproof, durable, and cozy. They're made with the same technical materials used in premium outdoor gear and active wear.


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[Assistant] Basically, Rumpel is on a mission to introduce the world to better blankets and they recycle over 5 million plastic bottles a year. These blankets are awesome and great


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[Assistant] In the great outdoors or at home on your couch. They're weather resistant, durable, and most importantly, Si, I know you're gonna like this. Cozy. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Look, I use, we sit out by the fire pit all the time this time of year. We love them, take them to soccer games. We got one on our golf cart in case it gets a little cold right around town or around the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] It's the perfect companion for your outdoor adventure. So right now you can save 15% off with the code duck15 at rumpl.com. That's r-u-m-p-l dot com and the code is duck15 to save 15% today.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, so a fork, the winter will be mild, a spoon, there'll be a lot of snow.


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[Assistant] A lady from South Africa emailed in like yesterday. No way. Angelique.


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[Assistant] And she was confirming some of Sai's PBS stories, but she said, but you need to tell them about this. There's a fruit that grows on the trees in South Africa. And when they fall to the ground, they ferment monkeys, baboons, and elephants will eat it and it makes them drunk.


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[Assistant] Some say it's a myth, but it's 100% real. So Angelique from South Africa. Validation. It also happens in Alabama.


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[Assistant] Some people aren't fun when they drink, they get mad. Oh, he's just playing. Watch out.


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[Assistant] You know, there's been times in life where it's gotten a little tight and I've been like, uh oh.


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[Assistant] Download Dave and think of it as a helping hand from future you.


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[Assistant] That was awesome. Hold on. Watch this, Si. That's Willie, back when he had long hair.


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[Assistant] Cy, I told you I went camping in that fancy cabin the other day. Yup. You know what I wore the whole time? What?


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[Assistant] No, I didn't. They were at my house and I missed them. I missed them so much. Cause Mike Lindell has created some great products and you know what? They got the pillows, they got the sheets, they got the towels, they got the slippers. You can pretend you're camping, but you're really just putting your feet up next to a fire and you're cozy.


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[Assistant] It's a great, great product and we love them. And right now MyPillow is having their biggest bedsheet sale ever. The MyPillow per cal sheets are available in a variety of colors and all sizes are on sale. For example, the queen size sheets are regularly priced at $89.98 and right now they're only $39.98 with promo code DUCK at mypillow.com slash duck. That's saving so good. You're making a mistake if you don't take advantage. So order now because they have a very limited supply.


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[Assistant] My pillow perk house sheets are breathable and have a cool crisp feel and they have the deep pockets, which is important because making a bed with everybody gets frustrated. You ain't going to get frustrated with these. They fit over any mattress and they come with a 10 year warranty and a 60 day money back guarantee, but you're not going to need any of that.


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[Assistant] But they got it for you just in case. So you've got to check out the great specials from MyPillow. Go to mypillow.com slash duck and use promo code duck to get up to 66% off and get the MyPillow per cal sheets for as low as $29.98. Again, go to mypillow.com slash duck and use promo code


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[Assistant] Duck. Or call 800-969-3137 and use promo code DUCK. Order now because when they're gone...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think every person needs to go somewhere. And we have people that listen from all over.


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[Assistant] But go somewhere, cause there's, there's people that don't have it, what you got. I mean, I, I went to Peru with you, Willie. And remember that kid, he was paddling to like his friend's house. He was, he was in a bucket and I like broke down in the fricking boat right there. I was like, good night. Like I grew up.


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[Assistant] In Westboro, I had it pretty good and this kid's paddling a bucket. Cause the water comes up and their houses are all like, it was like 10, 15 feet off the ground. Cause the Amazon river had come up. And when it comes up, they're just like, all right, well, this is how we live now. Swimming and paddling and all that. So.


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[Assistant] This is Mason from Northeast Iowa, six days ago. Just had his little girl, Adeline Rose, seven pounds, 10 ounces. Congratulations Mason. And we're going to scold Willie for what he said about Northeast Iowa. What is in Northeast Iowa?


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[Assistant] I only offend the people from Cincinnati, but they got the last laugh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's who I make fun of. Cincinnati people? Yea. What's wrong with?


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[Assistant] They eat chili on pasta. Oh my gosh. Oh, by the way, does chili have beans? No. Yeah. Thank you. It don't.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to go to that. That made me sad. I had a bad feeling. I do like your shirt though. You're wearing a... That is a scary shirt.


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[Assistant] Ah, nah, I'm just kidding. I'm not a fair weather fan. I don't know if they're gonna start winning.


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[Assistant] Uhm, let's not talk about football, that's boring. Except for Tennessee beating Alabama. How about that? That was epic.


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[Assistant] Oh, they were just... I had to go see a movie with my kids, but...


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[Assistant] Willie, I know you listen every week and just every Tuesday and Thursday is the highlight of your week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you got anything, hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Um, y'all want to do dating advice or marriage advice?


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[Assistant] Mason's from somewhere in Arkansas, uh, Paragu. And he says, you have somehow all outkicked your coverage when it comes to women. Correct. Fair. Fair. Mason's getting married this weekend.


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[Assistant] There you go. Congratulations, Mason. Also, he sent this about a week ago, so he's married.


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[Assistant] Here's mine. Ready? Yup. Jesus says love your neighbor as yourself, right? Yup.


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[Assistant] You go a few more chapters, Ephesians says husbands love your wives the way Christ loved the church. He died for us. That's heavier than loving your neighbors herself to me. He died for us. Jesus, and he became man to die for us. That means she's got to be number one in everything because she's your teammate.


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[Assistant] She's everything in life for you on this earth.


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[Assistant] So, you gotta have her above everything else in life and keep her first. Besides, you know, Jesus.


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[Assistant] Willie! That's a good one, boy. It has been great. Do you have us anything? You been studying anything? You got a good verse for us?


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, if you, you can, I mean, you can go turn on TV. I've just been thinking about-


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[Assistant] To Willie's point, it should just be coming out of you naturally.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hopefully our good friend Justin Martin will be back next time. If not, who knows what we got in store, but we're hoping. Keep praying for him and Brittany. Uh, twins seems like more than one, so.


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[Assistant] I'd be cold and I'd snuggle up to my wife and the baby would say, no way.


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[Assistant] I was thinking about getting them a stroller and then I said, no, no one's already done that. Yeah. Yeah. Her dad.


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[Assistant] Paul Paul is thinking about the future. He's thinking about a football team here.


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[Assistant] It like coming out of her stomach, like y'all like the predator in that movie.


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[Assistant] There's only one place on this earth you can find this thing. It's pristine waters of New Zealand.


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[Assistant] What am I talking about? Omega XL baby. It's the founder youth. They've run this muscle through a process and they make two little small pills.


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[Assistant] I've had, I've got pain in my elbow right here, my wrist joints. Hey, I call them my first responders. I take two of them, wash them down with a swallow of tea.


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[Assistant] They turn on the syringe, hit 150 miles an hour, to the wrist, the pain's gone. To the elbow, the pain's gone. Martin, tell them where we can get this fabulous product.


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[Assistant] Literally, get the job done and move.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do. They do. No questions asked. Yes, sir. That's just part of the tradition. Okay. You gotta pop that butt to get them used to it.


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[Assistant] They're fluffy and they'll actually absorb the sweat and water off.


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[Assistant] Well, the doctor, when my, uh,


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[Assistant] My wife, uh, son's wife had a C-section. She said, well, you about ready to go and let me just open you up like a cow? That's what they do. No, I'm serious.


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[Assistant] No, but y'all got the talk in there and I'm saying, wait, what hospital were you? Y'all just brought out the curiosity. Why does all this stuff still work? I know.


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[Assistant] Your intestines are, you stretch them out, they go for miles. And inside they're all just in a big ball. Well, guess what? There's two big balls kicking them things all the time.


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[Assistant] It's it, it's insane. Which is what I kinda wanna see.


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[Assistant] Well, they let some. No, no, I'm glad my wife or the doctor didn't say, Hey, you want to watch this? They didn't ask.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I didn't, cause I wouldn't have it, I was going to tell him no. I watched my daughter get a little cut.


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[Assistant] A firecracker? Ho, ho, ho. Dang, like some Dr. Pimple poppers? No, no, no, I'm serious.


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[Assistant] You know, and as soon as I opened them up, she said, uh, what's that? I said, that'd be the kidney. What's that up there? I said, that looks like the heart. Well, what's this? You know, well, that looks like the digestive system.


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[Assistant] We all had his, you know, tall nice kid was a crawfish.


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[Assistant] I heard you had surgery and you look really good. Oh no, and it helped a lot. How was your trip? The trip was, hey, here's one thing you don't ever want to do. God did not create man to retire. You're not supposed to sit on your butt and do nothing.


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[Assistant] Cause I did it for two days, that's a stupid implant. And it like to took me out. I thought you... I could not move for two days. Oh, so you just... Okay.


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[Assistant] When you can't breathe, you kind of get a little anxious. When you're trying to...


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[Assistant] Why can't you get a day bread? I got two, five pounders just, just crushing my lunch.


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[Assistant] But you gotta understand, she had been told by all the experts, you'll never have children of your own.


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[Assistant] So anyway, yes, I kept telling her it took me 14 hours to convince me to marry her.


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[Assistant] You know, anyway, cause she'd seen me with kid, you know, so she was that and then her next door neighbor, who was our best friend at the time, Sharon Sharon's life. She said, you're not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't have kids. So it kept going, kept going in finally. Sharon just finally says, I guess what we're doing tomorrow, Miss Christine, you know, and she said, what? She said, I'm taking you to the doctor. I'm tired of you here. And I'm like, no, I ain't pregnant. I just got a little fever.


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[Assistant] Pretty good shot. I was watching the show and I wish I had recalled exactly what they said, but.


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[Assistant] It's all, it's called about, hey, God's never, He's always on time.


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[Assistant] Well, they're never on time. And the cost is never what they say it's going to be. It's going to be bigger.


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[Assistant] Don't ever say never. Cause I did that cause I did a joke about getting married on April fool's day and then seven day later.


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[Assistant] Put the cork in there and I looked and I said, I'm cleaning that.


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[Assistant] And here's the, here's the problem. Management.


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[Assistant] That's all your, that's all your face and that's all we all face. Okay? You, it never fails. You never have enough time to do all the things you would like to do.


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[Assistant] So that's where the trouble comes in. You've got to make a decision on.


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[Assistant] What's important and what you're going to spend your time on. Right.


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[Assistant] When did you start that? I used to be really good when I worked at a grocery store. Because I would go in the back and not work and juggle oranges. Juggle oranges boys.


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[Assistant] Then everybody brings seven or eight dogs.


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[Assistant] But you, but now, you gotta like seven Thanksgivings now. You gotta go the night before. Way down.


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[Assistant] I don't really know what it is, but I do throw it on some dressin'.


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[Assistant] I don't know how or when or who made that, but I mean-


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[Assistant] There's a Russian op because that is population is 214. So one of those. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, we're having so much fun. Martin has left. I broke a microphone into two pieces.


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[Assistant] That is, and she hasn't been in here, so she didn't know that's what we already talked. Kay's admitted she's allergic to physical labor.


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[Assistant] I thought all the money was at Carraway General Store.


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[Assistant] And one hard worker and a little entertainment on the side. And a little entertainment, oh.


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[Assistant] Well business degree, you learn more at a store like that probably growing up than you could have in college. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] And Anne, I got one more question for you. Okay. Do you see the script? Up on the script, do you remember that horror? Oh yes, that's Tony.


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[Assistant] So that, you just went straight on to tattletale mode.


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[Assistant] We're running out. I wish we had another episode. Anne Anne, you are welcome in this room with Ms. K anytime. Thank you very much.


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[Assistant] Oh, this Thanksgiving episode 2022, easily one of my favorites ever. I'm going to send this out of here with a Bible verse. First Thessalonians 5, 18.


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[Assistant] Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus. I hope your Thanksgiving table is as much fun as this room was today. Martin's been over here cracking up, laughing to the side.


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[Assistant] Ms. K, Ain't Ann, thank you for being here. We'll catch y'all next time. Happy Thanksgiving. Bye.


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[Assistant] We fit the head down to Venice. Is there teal?


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[Assistant] You gonna shoot teal? We're gonna shoot a few blue winged teal while we're down there. And we may go out and try the redfish in the afternoon.


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[Assistant] You say stuffed chicken. Yeah. What comes to my mind is dressing duck and dressing.


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[Assistant] No, not regular sausage. Here's your farm.


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[Assistant] It's where the Mississippi River runs into the Gulf of Mexico.


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[Assistant] Now the last time I went, we had a little wind blowing. It was the first three times I missed. Shot behind them. But then I got mad.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been wearing it, like on the trip over there I wore it. Okay. And then on the trip back, actually.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, no, I'm on tax 20. Oh, I've actually got a, it's, it put it on your finger to check the occupant level.


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't know it only goes to 97 cause Philip did it. You know, and I said, well, there's nothing wrong with your lungs. Go ahead. You do it and tell me what you come up with the first time when it comes up and he come up 93.


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[Assistant] Well no, no, no, it don't, it don't run to ninety, but to ninety-seven. If you work for an hour, the highest it's gonna go is to ninety-seven.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been running up to 97. That's then I take it off and put it away for a while.


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[Assistant] But the other morning I got up from my sleep at night. I went in there and put it on and I was 66. And I said.


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[Assistant] No, no, yeaah. So actually, it may have been, the battery may have been low.


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[Assistant] Most of the time, if I want to put it on, it's like 90 comes up and it comes up 90. And then if I sit there for a minute or two, 91, 92, 93, 94, if I sit there for like 20 minutes, it'll run up to 97.


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[Assistant] The best one was Jakes went down with us one year.


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[Assistant] And I love it. Now, you got to understand, they stick wool or trees and all this stuff together to put it, pull the boat's timber swing. So they're sitting in there and they're in a boat, you know.


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[Assistant] And the alligator, you know, they killed the four tails.


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[Assistant] And they alligators are about 10 foot y'all long. And he swims right up to the boat.


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[Assistant] Eat that first blue wing and he turns around and comes back to the boat. Looks at Chase again.


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[Assistant] If I actually laid down and tried to take him out. Which was everything. That thing out here.


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[Assistant] You're my territory. I kicked that sucker in the face.


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[Assistant] No, we used to, when I was playing football in high school, the, the Jesuits, okay, a religious school.


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[Assistant] Huh? Right. They take the helmet off and stick their teeth in your cave.


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[Assistant] I guess what happened when he done it to me, I put them cleats in his face.


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[Assistant] How'd it go? I kept asking the pilot, hey, how long before we learn this, baby? He said about 35 minutes. I said, no sir, ain't gonna make it.


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[Assistant] Was it, was it was it with a female lab?


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[Assistant] All right, here's the thing. All right, here's the thing about it. Okay. Blue just like a Robertson. Okay. If you could have taught him to shoot a shotgun, not only would he have shot the duck, then go get them. Okay. Cause he'd love to sport. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's just bottom line. Uh, the boy had bad. He was, he was rude, crude.


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[Assistant] He can actually flap on the water, run it on the water. Can't, can't get him airborne, but he can actually run flapping. He's flapping. So he, he goes out of sight flapping. Out of sight. Okay. On the other side of the property, 15 minutes later, yo.


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[Assistant] Now this is 500 yards away we watched the Mallard Drake trickle down.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, here's the deal. They had a discussion one day in the blank.


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[Assistant] So we can cut his vocal cords out. That's not an option. That ain't an option. Well, well, he just, he's, he's always y'all making noise with his tail on the blind boat. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Man, y'all pretty tough on this dad. My dog here, boy.


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[Assistant] He's the best retriever we ever got. Yeah, but he's got a few issues that we need to address. We need to do something with it.


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[Assistant] Forget it. You just do, you do not have a voice command. Okay.


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[Assistant] The best one was Jace gave Phil some advice about making blue better. He said, I figured out what's wrong. Young Phil said, what are you telling me? Wrong with what? Wrong with your dog. You need to let him live in the house with y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They said, Hey, you need to integrate him into being a family dog.


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[Assistant] Yo, he'll play with the kids and yo and live in the house and yo and you feed him the scraps from the table and all this and you just turn him into a loving, you know, chilled out dog.


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[Assistant] And there's pillows all over, where he just start just eating them, ripping them, tearing them apart, throwing them everywhere.


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[Assistant] There's feathers everywhere. Then he went over and hiked his leg and pissed on the other chair. Just y'all, runs in the bathroom or in the, in the, in the other room. Hey, hiked his leg and pees on that couch. He's back in the other bedroom and he's tearing up pillows in there. Y'all.


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[Assistant] They said, nah, Blue had a field day all week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're going to have to do that one. They're real little to bring them up in the family. Oh man. That's good.


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[Assistant] Cause you gotta think, okay, you got to BB and, and, and Bobo. Yeah. Then you got freaky and sneaky.


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[Assistant] The only thing about them two was, okay, they could both catch a squirrel.


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[Assistant] No, both of them would catch them. Okay. Bobo would kill the squirrel.


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[Assistant] And this night, JJ, she just kept her play with them. Let him go.


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[Assistant] We had a big way to my mommy was her name growing up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And look, hey, she would come home, okay, where she had run up on the big cotton now, and like a softball, pretty good size.


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[Assistant] On her neck, where it's naked and bitter and it's swell up. Yeah, but she wasn't, I, nah.


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[Assistant] And all he had to do was, was, uh, Kay had a hoe that she was planting tomato plants with. Well, he just chopped that snake up and it wasn't about that long. And he's chopped up about 12, 15 pieces. And the head, look, the head was about that long. Well, here comes Bobo running out there and he just stuck his nose down to smell it. Well, when he did the snake just said, just right there.


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[Assistant] You know, he shook it off and I'm talking about immediately. He took two or three steps and just.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. Well, they was always treating mistreatment.


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[Assistant] I was the same way, Martin. He liked to bit me one day. I jumped back and you just, you could hear him teeth click.


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[Assistant] Look here, a guy I played poker with, he took a picture of one somewhere on the pipeline.


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[Assistant] Like, like Martin said, once you put it down, he'd be wiggling his tail.


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[Assistant] Okay. And blood is going everywhere.


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[Assistant] So I'm looking and trying to, I'm trying to get him to open his mouth.


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[Assistant] So I finally just got my thumb and index finger on the jaw and yeah. And I mean, I use almost the blood coming out then.


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[Assistant] Well hey, when I grab, I threw him up in a little China berry tree. My big dog is in the pen.


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[Assistant] So I walk over to the pen and unlatch the dog and let the dog out.


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[Assistant] Okay and then I get me a long stick that I can break that cherry off.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna tell it. I ain't gonna tell it. It'd be too much. Oh man. The folks couldn't handle it.


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[Assistant] Uh, cat squirrel, that's like a bit me. You talk about painful.


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[Assistant] I mean, like literally just, I thought he had, you know, he had a nerve and he just, I was afraid I was going to be a paraplegic for.


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[Assistant] I sure hope he comes back because we need somebody to read these commercials.


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[Assistant] Well, one of them is named after a famous country music artist.