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[Assistant] Many came to know Jesus Christ. And so what we do is just go and share, uh, on any given weekend, we, uh, until COVID hit, we were doing two seminars a month all over the world. Now we're doing one a month, but we're getting back to a lot more in-person stuff. And when we go to a church, uh, before COVID, it was anywhere from 1200 to 1400 people would show up. And to me, that's a great sign.


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[Assistant] Of churches, because these were all leaders from churches all over the place in that area where we went.


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[Assistant] They were coming to learn how they could invite those very people into the church that Jesus was waiting on. And so that's what I do. I just share with people about how to, God only uses broken people and we're looking for broken people.


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[Assistant] www.celebraterecovery.com or just type in celebrate recovery in your search engine up top and press search and it will come up.


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[Assistant] First of all, you cannot do it alone. Second of all, you won't end up maybe losing your family or making it worse for them. You'll lose them entirely if you keep on this road.


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[Assistant] I don't want to leave it there because there is hope and there's big hope. There are celebrate recoveries all over Canada. You look it up and on the


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[Assistant] When you get to the website, you're going to find a place that says group finder up in the top right hand corner. You click on that.


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[Assistant] You'll find a group in your area, there'll be phone numbers that you can call and besides that, John David, if you'll give me his email.


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[Assistant] Not on the line, on the air of course. But if you'll send that to me, I'll make sure and contact you, uh, Daniel, find out where you're at and I'll find you a group in your area.


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[Assistant] And thanks for, uh, I appreciate him being vulnerable enough to share that.


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[Assistant] And what Sy just said was that we all need a father, and we have a father that's looking after us. Daniel, them boys of yours, they need a father. They need you, and they need you on top of your game. And you can do it, brother. I know you can do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll tell you what to do buddy. My wife and I moved to Colorado. We did not know anybody where we moved. Our kids lived out there, but they didn't live. They lived two hours away from us. So the very first thing we did when we got to the community we were moving to was got online, found the churches in that area.


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[Assistant] I looked at a church that I thought, hey I might really resonate with this church right here, so I went to that church.


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[Assistant] They became part of our church, our family now, and we've been that church for 10 years, but we would not have made it. Again, it's back to we can't do this alone.


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[Assistant] If it's, if you're struggling with something alive, if you're moving off by yourself, whatever, God made us to live in community.


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[Assistant] And so when you get wherever you're going, you get online. I mean, start right now. You can get online and see other churches there. And the first Sunday you're there, you go find that church and you show up and you keep showing up. I tell everybody, don't show up just one time and say, well, I didn't like that.


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[Assistant] You know, give it at least six tries, wherever you go, give it six tries. I guarantee you this, you know, they'll have a misery back guarantee. You can have your misery back if you don't like that church. You can always go to another church, right?


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[Assistant] You can do this buddy. This is a matter of just looking for that church, find it and sticking with it. And I guarantee you, you can find family. If you, you know, here's what I know.


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[Assistant] The people that are family of mine, first of all, they are followers of Jesus Christ, and that instantly makes us family.


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[Assistant] You know, and when I find those people, I find people that like doing the same stuff I like doing, and that's the people I hang around.


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[Assistant] Hey, is this about over? Can I do one more little short story? Yea. Okay, so. I ain't telling you nothing Uncle Matt. Okay, I moved to Colorado. I'm out in the National Forest. I live three miles off the main road, so I have to plow three miles to get out and to come back in during the winter.


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[Assistant] So I'm plowing one day and this guy comes by me in a truck and he stops and he stops my tractor. He's like, you know, hey, stop the tractor. I stopped and he said, Hey, you see my dogs come across your place? And I'm like,


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[Assistant] I'm thinking, first of all, I don't know you or your dogs, and what are your dogs doing on my place?


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[Assistant] And I said, uh, no, I don't guess so. What kind of dogs were they? He said, they're Blutex. I said, hound dogs? He said, yeah, hound dogs. I said, what are you hunting? He said, mountain lions. He said, you are Mac Owen from West Monroe, Louisiana, ain't you? I said, yeah, and who are you? He said, I'm Willie Treeshell from West Monroe, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Get outta here! We'll come to find out. We were almost family. I knew all his family and everybody, his sister went to church with us here. And so it was amazing that in that moment I connected with somebody just because of our relationship with Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] And I knew that we were going to have a good, and now me and Willie and his son Cole and the whole family, we hunt together up there and lose in Colorado.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it was all about connection and it was all about getting together with other fellow believers and knowing just because Jesus made the difference that we're a family immediately.


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[Assistant] Philippians 1 6, being confident of this, that he who began a good work in each one of us will carry it on to completion, completion date when Jesus Christ comes back. Last time I checked, Jesus sitting back, so that means all of us got work to do. Let's keep about the work that Jesus has for us, each one of us. We got a job and we love doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that beach ain't golf shores. But, it's big. Is that his oxygen? That's his oxygen.


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[Assistant] We were, my dad handles that. Uhm, people wanna go fishing on Memorial Day and we're there to make sure they can. But nah, me and my wife did go see film. Top Gun? About the Navy.


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[Assistant] I will not blow it for you, but every sequel ever made pretty much ruins the first one. And I don't go to a lot of stuff. I'm like, nah, that was a great movie, why are we redoing this?


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[Assistant] I was the guy with Tom Cruise in his dorm room with the thumbs up and I had the Maverick t-shirt back in the day in high school and the movie was old then. Uhm, I might go with you tonight. It is that good. Okay. It's wonderful. Wow.


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[Assistant] Like all the, all the hype you've heard or if you're the guy like me who's like, ah, sequels are for suckers. They're going to ruin the story about Goose and Maverick and all the love and how Iceman and they're all friends at the end, they're going to ruin it. No, Tom Cruise said, we're going to make it even better. It was fantastic. My wife loved it.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, a lot of these movies these days got, you know, political, woke. This is America Rules.


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[Assistant] Tom Cruise rules and we're gonna fight fast in planes, baby. I'm excited. Oh, I almost cheered a couple times on more than one occasion.


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[Assistant] My wife had never seen the first Top Gun, which, you know, I should have asked her before we got married, but this should have been a prerequisite. So we watched the original Top Gun Saturday night, then went and saw Top Gun on Sunday after church, and I mean.


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[Assistant] Now, I was about to say that's a pig, but then you see that comes off a cow.


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[Assistant] I used to keep star crunch in the refrigerator and then get like a gallon of milk out and drink the whole thing and put the star crunch in the milk until it got like really cold and kind of.


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[Assistant] That's my whole life, whenever mom makes homemade ice cream, it's Milky Way. And it's wonderful.


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[Assistant] He's over here literally all side is doing right now is thinking that we're wrong because we hadn't said black walnut.


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[Assistant] Snip daddy. Uh, yeah, he's, he's part of that club. He made Jason knife too.


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[Assistant] Bighead has e- I just searched all our emails. And there it was. And there's Bighead. Bighead once sent an email about deer running from a black-


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[Assistant] That's a cool thing. I sat outside last night on me and Allison's section. We watched a little Netflix. It just feels good to be outside. I like doing indoor things outside.


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[Assistant] I got a question though about Jace and why he gets the least manliest dogs of any human being I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] Cause he hates dogs. They're, he's got two dogs. My kid, literally my three year old daughter's like, it's a yippy dog. It is like five pounds and a little cotton ball. And they just, you drive, you walk by, you drive by. They will bark at you.


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[Assistant] I didn't know this, but this is the odd jobs kinda guy in here.


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[Assistant] It needs to be answered. Taylor!


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[Assistant] Uh, she's originally from North Carolina, but now she only lives 30 minutes from the Buckees in Florida.


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[Assistant] Which is how we tell time and space now here at the call room. How far are you from a Bucky's?


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[Assistant] She just really likes it, but she would like some advice on a boy that she has known for over 15 years. She's in her mid-twenties. They've known each other since elementary school and she's liked him since the first time they met. Long time ago.


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[Assistant] We've gone to the same church, our families are good friends, and they've gone through a lot of stuff together, but I don't know how to let him know I want our relationship to be more than just friends, or should I just continue to wait and hope my subtle signals work?


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[Assistant] As men, how would you like a long time friend to let you know how she feels? I don't want to compromise our friendship.


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[Assistant] Like if you got a friend and you're like, hey, it's time. And he's like, no, it could get weird.


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[Assistant] But if you, you, you're gonna have to just spell it out for him. Yeaah. I think you need to call him and say, hey, let's go.


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[Assistant] Maybe not get a pizza and make out. That might be too aggressive. Let's go get a bite to eat and you just gotta say it. We've been friends for 15 years.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, my next email. Wait, this, this one got me. The subject line's always getting me. Proposal advice. Proposal advice. How do we want to do it? Zach from Virginia, uh, they've been, he's got a girlfriend, been together a few years. See, it's time to propose, right? Although, his, we'll get there. Uh, so he's already got a ring.


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[Assistant] That's step one. And he has an idea of how he wants to ask. And it's very duck hunting oriented.


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[Assistant] They, oh, they have a dog together and that dog retrieves the birds. So he wants the dog to come back with a band, he's going to switch it and it's going to be a band.


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[Assistant] The duck that says, will you marry? And so there's a lot going on here.


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[Assistant] Duck back, the dog's gonna bring it to him, he's gonna switch the band, put the band on it, take it to her, then she's gonna read, will you marry me? But that's a long way away, kind of.


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[Assistant] I just, I think we gotta simplify this.


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[Assistant] And then, and then you're just in the backyard. She might, you know, you can, she's not going to be all.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I like Martin's idea because she's, she's gonna remember this moment forever and you can get your buddy in the woods somewhere near the field taking pictures from a distance and that'll mean a lot.


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[Assistant] Now you got a right one. I did the same. We were going on a date to the Outback Steakhouse.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and so we were gonna get some cheese fries, and I just kept playing up them cheese fries, and then I rang the doorbell, got on a knee, and she opened it, and I was like, I just said, well, you mean, her first question was what?


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[Assistant] Because it just caught her off guard and then she started crying. Well then I was like, oh, your mom is eating and dad are eating with my parents at their house. But then there was a big party there. It was clever.


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[Assistant] It's too perfect. God made it. God made you. We love you. We want you to believe with us.


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[Assistant] No, what it was, yes, the answer is yes.


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[Assistant] To most people, getting this haircut would be no big deal, but I, I considered it a sacrifice.


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[Assistant] The really good thing about it, though, is that I got a lead from the hairstylist while I was there.


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[Assistant] Well, she said Bona Vista or Buena Vista, something like that. Yeah, I know this place. It was a Union hospital during the Civil War on the Mississippi River. Back in the day, they traveled that Mississippi River to and fro. That may have been the hub spot. It very well could be. It's an 18,


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[Assistant] It's important, so we need to be there, but I'm saying it's late in the evening, Joe. We can get what we need to do and make it back. I mean, I hadn't been late in at least a month. Sounds like a plan to me. How big is this place?


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[Assistant] It's not that big. We can cover it in a day. That's for sure. Let's do it. That's what I'm talking about. We'll celebrate our daughter's graduation and then we'll celebrate the treasures we found.


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[Assistant] Actually, I could get fired from this podcast if I did that.


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[Assistant] I walked right into it. I didn't, I'm sorry I didn't see it coming. I mean, just walked. I was like, huh? Just walked.


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[Assistant] Sy, Sy has so many Twitter accounts. I wish you would have just picked one.


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[Assistant] No, I'm fine with having an electric truck. As soon as it's good, as good as a gas truck.


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[Assistant] It's because I've looked so good in these sunglasses.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're not gonna talk about mine. Jesus. 18.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the E is in the right spot, and now we know


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[Assistant] Godwin knows it. Godwin got it. Mark, uh, Psy.


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[Assistant] Nope, not steak either. I meant to type steel. Alright, it's not that one either. Okay, but, but what if it... What if it were that?


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[Assistant] I have no idea. I don't like this game.


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[Assistant] It was something I've never, yeah, that's what, that's the problem with music. I know all the words or at least most of them. I'm not listening to whatever the kids are listening to.


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[Assistant] Well, that's cause he listens to kid music a lot though. Willie's taste in music, while sometimes it is great, other times it is very, very like junior high girlish.


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[Assistant] When Godwin came in playing when the saints go marching.


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[Assistant] So the guy who apparently is the puzzle master also plays a lot of ping pong.


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[Assistant] Did you just do that? Did you record that? Who threw that?


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[Assistant] What's in that mailbag, John? What's in this mailbag? Oh, mailbag. Alright, question for everyone! Exclamation point.


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[Assistant] Hey Duck Call Room, my name is Jack. I'm from Cincinnati, Ohio.


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[Assistant] Jack, I've been looking for you a whole life, son. He loves podcasts. We've inspired him to get closer to God. That's good. But I have something happen today at school that he had a question about. One of my friends brought up that she was not a believer in Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] Is it okay to still hang out with her and be friends with her even though we believe in different things?


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[Assistant] And that's who Jesus actually came to see. He didn't come for the saved, he came for the unsaved. So yes, I thought that was just an important one for our young friend Jack to know. It's okay to be friends with people, now you don't want to...


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[Assistant] If they're doing wrong or something, maybe not hang out with them at that moment, but you still need to be their friend and they need to see you show them the love of Jesus, right?


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[Assistant] Here's another quick one, probably, maybe not. Hey, my name is Luke. I'm from Awassa, Oklahoma. I play high school football and I've recently been faced with a dilemma. I've gotten in the sport of golf and have fallen in love with it.


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[Assistant] Problem is football takes up most of his time and summers. I'm not sure if I should quit football for golf. And if so, how am I supposed to tell my coaches? Well, here's the deal.


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[Assistant] You're young, you can bounce back at this point. I'm going to guess Luke.


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[Assistant] Just, I'm going off the statistics. Football at 18, it's done. You can play golf for the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] But, you know, but I would say if you, if you love something, do that.


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[Assistant] If you don't like, I quit football in junior high because I was miserable, because I was tiny, but I wish I would have played longer, because I got bigger right after I quit.


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[Assistant] Do what you love, but I think you got time to do both.


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[Assistant] If you're good enough to do either of those at the next level. Yeaah. And be honest with yourself.


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[Assistant] I wasn't good enough to do anything really at the next level. If you are, you might want to focus on that one.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, this one's from Courtney. Um, so it's heavy. Just, I'm leading in with that. She's from Kentucky. Yesterday she watched her grandfather take his last breath.


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[Assistant] He was a great man of God, the best she ever knew. She's struggling to sleep and this is super recent and that's okay to struggle to sleep right now.


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[Assistant] Cause she doesn't wanna dream about it, she doesn't wanna relive those moments over again.


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[Assistant] She says she's not fearful of death, but maybe I am. She's got anxiety. Any advice would be appreciated.


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[Assistant] So I literally, when I read this email, I went and read a story in the Bible that I just, about Lazarus, right? Yea. Jesus knew that Lazarus died before anybody told him.


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[Assistant] And then they said, then they were literally upset. If you were, they told Jesus, if you were here, he wouldn't be dead right now. And then you know what he did? He wept. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause he saw people he loved and got to know and he saw the sting that is death.


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[Assistant] And it, I, it's still staying cause you're gonna miss him. You're gonna live.


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[Assistant] You're going to have to live your life without him now and it stings, but exactly what Sy always says, it is just a change of address. So we do have that hope, but it's okay.


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[Assistant] To be sad right now, it's okay to, you know, you're going to have a little anxiety. That's totally natural.


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[Assistant] All right. All right. That's it. I got two Bible verses to leave us out with. One's really short.


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[Assistant] John 11 35, Jesus wept. He was human and he did have emotions. And then the other ones for our first friend that emailed in, Luke 19 10, for the son of man came to seek and save the lost. If you're sitting around and everybody you know is a Christian, that might be a problem.


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[Assistant] Because Jesus said, go into all the world and make disciples. Little great commission for you. See y'all next week.


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[Assistant] All them fish got different names these days.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's morning. That was that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Does she drink like hot tea, like a British person?


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[Assistant] Alright, we're ready to crank this baby off. Alright, we're back. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Look, hey, there's still hope for America. We got Sawyer. How old was you? Eight? Is that what you said?


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[Assistant] He's in here, he's wearing camouflage. The right camouflage, mind you.


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[Assistant] Real tree. Magellan, that even checks the box for me.


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[Assistant] Sawyers, everybody from Clarksville, Tennessee like you.


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[Assistant] Wow. Okay. There you go. So do you know Rocky Top?


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[Assistant] You know the song? Yes. I was going to let you send us out of here to our first break with you leading us in a little rocketype. You want to do that? Uh oh, he said no, I'm out on that boys.


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[Assistant] We'll be back. Everybody sure saw you from Clarksville, Tennessee. A little bit of love. We'll see y'all here in a minute.


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[Assistant] Look, you know what, once you sign up for Battlebox for an outdoorsman or a hunter, it's like Christmas.


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[Assistant] Every stinking time. You don't ever know what you gonna get. Look, Stone. He going for the blade. He always does. Johnny D. How many matches we got left? We ain't had to use but one.


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[Assistant] Look, Battle Box is your go-to monthly subscription for a hand-picked outdoor survival and everyday carry gear. Getting the best gear for yourself.


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[Assistant] Not only takes time, but can be incredibly expensive. That's why Battle Box brings you name brand high quality products every month at half the price of what they'd cost on their own. Just pick the box that works for you and get tested and vetted products you can trust.


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[Assistant] And has been featured everywhere in the New York Times to Survivors Edge. We can't get enough of the matches.


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[Assistant] Everybody needs a match you can't put out. And not to mention, you always need a new Knife.


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[Assistant] Especially if you travel as much as we do. Cause you leave them at the outdoor, uh, TSA checkpoint. Find out why outdoor enthusiasts call Battle Box the best gear I never knew I wanted. Again, a perfect example is the matches. Sign up, receive, survive. What are you waiting for? Don't miss another Battle Box mission.


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[Assistant] And from now until March 31st get a free mystery box worth $115 plus with any new subscription at trybattlebox.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] That's a free mystery box worth $115 right now at trybattlebox.com slash duck, trybattlebox.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] That's tri-b-a-t-t-l-b-o-x dot com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Well, every now and then, you stumble across a diamond in the rough and that was our old, that was our friend Sawyer.


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[Assistant] Well that's one of the one thing too that the world today wants out of you is patience. It's a right now kind of attitude. You know.


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[Assistant] How do we order stuff online? We expect it there in two days. When it ain't there in two days, we get mad. It used to take two weeks and we didn't bat an eye.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm pretty slow moving just about everything, I do.


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[Assistant] There you go. I still never, I don't ever really understand how the windshield wins in that scenario, but you know. Still alive? But it ain't living.


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[Assistant] That's true. So there you go. But anyway, we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you've heard about a little thing going over between, you know, Russia and the Ukraine.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. Our friends over at Samaritan's Purse are proving that they are indeed.


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[Assistant] The Hands and Feet of Jesus, they have set up shop in Ukraine.


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[Assistant] Uh, all around, set up shop in Poland, helping all the refugees. More than two million refugees have fled the Ukraine. You've heard us talk about our friends over at Samaritan's Purse many times.


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[Assistant] And how they truly are the hands and feet of Jesus. They've been at it for more than 50 years. And once again, Samaritan's Purse is on the ground working to meet the needs of these families.


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[Assistant] That emergency field hospital has nearly 60 beds and two operating rooms and will be able to receive trauma victims, maternity patients, and any one


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[Assistant] Who simply has no place else to go for medical care. Samaritan's Purse also has disaster response specialist staged in Poland.


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[Assistant] Romania and Moldova, please join us in praying today for everybody who has been affected by this crisis and for an end to the conflict. Look folks, Samaritan's Purse do a lot of great work.


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[Assistant] Here in the United States, they do, but they also do it worldwide and they're over there helping our brothers and sisters in a time that probably none of us can even imagine what's going on.


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[Assistant] Uh, can't even believe what's happening. Here's what we need you to do.


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[Assistant] If you would like to support Samaritan's Purse and the people of the Ukraine, we have two options.


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[Assistant] You can go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to donate or learn more. Just pull it up right there on the TV screens.


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[Assistant] or click the link in the show notes, or if you prefer, you can also call the direct line at 1-800-789


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there's a lot to unpack in that situation.


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[Assistant] There's a lot, there's just a lot to unpack. Si, did you see it? No, I didn't. My wife told me about it.


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[Assistant] A comedian gets up on stage, makes a joke about Christine. You going up there and slapping him in the face?


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[Assistant] What if it was about something that Christine had been picked on and prided on and you knew she couldn't stand?


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[Assistant] But I do think it would be a good message if they did get together, come to a common ground, then make an announcement together too, because me and some of my best friends have hit each other in the jaw. And we still friends.


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[Assistant] That's a good thing, that's healthy. I don't care what anybody says, that's healthy.


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[Assistant] Well, you know the, what's the word I'm looking for? Of myself. Slap? Uh, no. Macho man. It felt contrived. I just felt like...


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[Assistant] Man, how do we get people to start talking about the Oscars again? Cause at this point nobody cares.


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[Assistant] I would not, I, I promise you this. I didn't even know they were happening last night until I see something that says Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I'm gonna watch that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just, I don't know that, I don't, it's weird. I hate that I'm in a spot where I think that the first time I see stuff like that is that it's fake.


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[Assistant] You gotta be kidding me. No, sir. Well, then they played all the time. Coach K's last year. Here it is. They play in the final. Oh, it did surprise.


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[Assistant] But it's hard to eat a spoon full of peanut butter and a spoon full of jelly.


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[Assistant] Going bald, ain't it fun? Hey, it's just a part of life for some of us. Now you clowns here. I mean, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Well hey, I'm 37. You know, sometimes you just get a complex about that kind of thing. You no longer have to choose between better hair growth and your health. There's a holistic solution.


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[Assistant] I know. Hold on now. Look on the side of it, it says enjoy on pizza, fried chicken, cheese, tea, salads, ice cream, fruit, veggies. In other words, you're a honey freak.


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[Assistant] In other words, judging by that, you put that on anything.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's fat. You wanna pour some in your tea? It says it's good in tea.


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[Assistant] Speaking of cooking, look, I was in Denver, Colorado this weekend.


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[Assistant] I was only in the A terminal though. I didn't get to see none of the gargoyles or none of that. Oh, that's close.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I was, but I got a question to folks of Colorado. What, what is it with these Rocky Mountain oysters? Do y'all know what that is?


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[Assistant] I don't know what species it is, but I know, I know what part it is.


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[Assistant] Like, we're starving, we're out here on the plains, it's a bad deal, it's 1882.


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[Assistant] Can't none of this rascal go to any sort of waste.


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[Assistant] I'd probably cut them into little pieces and go try to catch me a fish off of them.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. I texted him. Yeah, one of the people working the thing was friends with Cali.


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[Assistant] Having a skinned one kind of looks like an oyster.


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[Assistant] Cross that baby off the bucket list. You're out. It ain't going there. Yea, I just wonder what causes, what brings a man to try that.


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[Assistant] Now when you're talking about pieces of stuff, I get Hart. That's fine. He's good.


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[Assistant] Are you into chicken liver, Si? Nah. I'll eat chicken liver. What about a gizzard?


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[Assistant] Make good dirty rice. Good base for dirty rice.


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[Assistant] We just want to know in the comments, is there a weird local delicacy?


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[Assistant] Well, they didn't send no meat ground up in a bag. Well, Johnny D, go find it. Let's take our last break. We'll get in that inbox when we come back.


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[Assistant] Wow, that under, I mean, yes, the delivery method is weird, but that's not a weird food.


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[Assistant] I'll try it. No, I just read, I just read about it and said it was started by two Greek brothers like back in the fifties, so.


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[Assistant] And I was that kid growing up through, my parents didn't, I didn't get one until I could drive, period.


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[Assistant] And I was the late birthday. So, you know, all my buddies were like a year older than me. I was the one that had to...


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[Assistant] I was the youngest one in the grade, whatever, late, early, however you want to say that, it didn't matter. And I never had one, they all had one, but it was like...


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[Assistant] A kid, you kinda wanted one, but then I figured out once I had one, I didn't want that either.


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[Assistant] One of my buddies, his son's in fourth grade. He got a phone for when we go hunting, because he wanted to hunt by himself.


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[Assistant] So it's fun watching a fourth grader text you while you deer hunt. Everything is phonics.


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[Assistant] He's trying to spell out the stuff that we say all the time. So it's hilarious. But that's it. Like he gets it when we get to the camp.


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[Assistant] And if I know God one, he probably shared the gospel with a bunch of them. I don't know. Yeah. Guaranteed he did.


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[Assistant] Well hey, first thing's first. Got a card from Loretta and Junior Kelly from, uh, Afton, Tennessee. Thank you, Vince, for the card. The card says he is risen. That's right. That's always a good thing.


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[Assistant] That's, that's the savior, boys, that we're talking about here. But anyway.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you very much there, uh, Loretta and junior for all the goodies in the care package. No, the, uh, crystallized lemon.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, it's about three miles outside of Greenville Tennessee.


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[Assistant] I'm like Yogi Bear, buddy. I'm smarter than an average bear around this joint.


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[Assistant] This farm's organic and it's got a picture of a barn and a salad.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna be talking about the man that beat death in the grave. So yeaah, I'm on fire.


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[Assistant] It wasn't very far because there was a loud click and then we started smelling burnt wire. A what?


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[Assistant] It actually gives you an eerie feeling when you look at it.


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[Assistant] Kay said, you know, one time, told me, hey, wherever you're at, seek shelter.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, there's one that come up behind Phil's house like four or five years ago. And that's what he said.


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[Assistant] He said, we'll sit down and tell him, well, where is it at? And Phil said the house started shaking and he said, it was just like I heard a train.


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[Assistant] And it come up, come up, just hit the hill and I guess, and you know, right or left.


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[Assistant] Do you know Tommy? Do you know Tommy? Yea, I know Tommy. Who's Tommy? Tommy John Underwear, baby! How many pairs do you have? Hey, I own about 20. And look, it's like I have nothing on. It's so fine. The cloth they're made out of is so good for your...


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[Assistant] And look, we don't, they don't have Tommy Jones. Don't have fans.


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[Assistant] We have fanatics. Cause we all love them.


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[Assistant] No, hey, it's weather, the weather's, creepers, even critters that slither on their belly, they out now, so no, I ain't hunting nothing, boys. I don't play with those.


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[Assistant] Every time I think about that, I think about the little girl that used to tease all the guys that would scare the snake.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, hey, nah, we, we run over a rattlesnake in, in Alabama. The guy, you know, was cleaning that around his barn.


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[Assistant] So look, he had the car, like, hunting boots on, you know, so he stepped on him, cut his head off, stepped on him again and cut his rattles off. Well, my son got out of the vehicle about that time. He said, I want to see how it was. And he went over and put his boot and just pushed down on the center of that snake.


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[Assistant] Right besides y'all right there where his ankle is on that boot, just a bloody spot. I said that right there, I already tell you, don't mess with that sucker. He ain't even got a head and he's still trying to bite you. You just went at him with his neck. Oh yeah. Popped your head, used to be.


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[Assistant] I don't trust them. You know, I thought like it's song was done in the sixties. This woman goes out and finds a snake about how he frozen, brings him in and thaws him out and he bites her.


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[Assistant] And she said, what do you do that for? He said, hey, guess what I do? I'm a snake.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Well, hey, it's the deal about, I'm going to listen to it. They probably heard it yesterday. No, I didn't. But hey, you fool with it. You fool with the snake. Hey, you get what you deserve.


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[Assistant] He waits to the snake strikes. If you've ever seen a snake strike, they're very fast.


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[Assistant] Okay, the snake jumps at him and when he does, he grabs him back by the tail and pulls him. He'll do that four or five times and then he'll finally catch him behind the head and then.


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[Assistant] Finally, when he gets him dead, Oh, he'll play with them for 30 minutes, throwing them up in the air from beating them against trees.


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[Assistant] Well, hi, it's Jesse. Anyway, Phil looks out there and there's a cotton, not a cotton, it's a copperhead. Copperhead. So he, the only thing he can look and he finds is a hole. So he just, just right behind the head, cut off about that far. Now look, the snake ain't but that long in his head. Jesse comes running over and sniffs, he looks.


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[Assistant] Just that quick, okay, and like, just that quick, Jesse's over there.


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[Assistant] That's poison. I mean, son, hey, it's just new. One wouldn't, one wouldn't have to bite me. If he just hit my britchy legs.


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[Assistant] Well, we talked about the ship when I went to work with him, first worked with him.


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[Assistant] Alright, look, here's how this went down. I'm in Alabama.


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[Assistant] I had rented a buddy's house until I found the place and then I bought my own place.


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[Assistant] So we moved to my own place, you know, and Phil called me one day and said, you know, Hey, you need to come over here and do the reads for me. Yeah. So the next weekend, Friday.


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[Assistant] When I married my wife, okay, we lived at Phil's house for quite a while.


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[Assistant] Then we left and went all over everywhere and ended up in Alabama. So there, she had told me, you know, she said, hey, I'll divorce you before I go back to Louisiana.


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[Assistant] She said, you know what, you know what you are to do? Talk to me. And I said, no, what should I do? And she said, you are to, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, so I call first person I call with my daughter saying, hey, your mom's dying on me. And Trenton says, wait a minute dad, you know, whoa, slow down. Tell me why. And I said, well, she just told me that.


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[Assistant] And she said, you need to get her to the hospital right now to the doctor and have her checked out because she was yoke. So you gotta think, you gotta think about how this went down.


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[Assistant] It's Friday afternoon. I hear that from my woman, okay? We go to church Sunday morning.


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[Assistant] Okay, and we're telling the brothers and sisters there at church, tell them, okay, and girly. Tell them, well, if I can sell my house, we're going to move back to Louisiana.


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[Assistant] So look, we leave the church building, church is over, we leave the building, eatin' dinner and put my nuts on the door. You know, I opened the door, yeaah. You know, this is a woman from church. I said, what's the matter? You know, she said, hey, you ain't sold the house yet, Eddie.


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[Assistant] I said, no darn, I ain't even got with the realtor to even put it on the market yet. She said, don't do that. I'll buy it. Yeah. So within what Friday, Saturday, Sunday, three days. Okay.


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[Assistant] I've done sold my house cause that's the way you may not buy it after I tell you what I had to have fun. I quoted the price. She said, but so.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Yeah. There's gold in them mountains. Yeah. I said, yo, and then she tells me, Oh, this has been my favorite house for a long time. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So money, guess what? The Mitsubishi is loaded up and I'm headed to Louisiana. And my wife, the instruction I gave her was, hey, when you get the paperwork ready to sign,


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[Assistant] I'll be back. I'll pick you up. We'll go. Come on back home. And that's how we got to work for about three years. You don't want to make any money. We eat and fish every meal.


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[Assistant] You know, and I asked Phil, I said, uh, about this ship you was telling me about, you know, when you talked me in to come work for you. I said, can you see it yet? He said, I can just see the top of the mass.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, well, he just said he's got a ship coming in. Ship is coming in. He said, when it comes to the dock and unload, we're going to be in good shape. Well, hey, while our A&E shows up, hey, the ship has hit the dock and unloaded, buddy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the tide was out, it hadn't come in yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it finally, it finally docked.


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[Assistant] Kay's telling Phil, well, I better go to the bank and borrow some money to hold us over during this close bail. And Phil said, nope. And she said, what are you talking about? He said, we got some money coming.


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[Assistant] You know, that's all he was saying. She said, you know, so hey, it is the day. Okay. They fixed the money gone. The house knows doing all this other stuff.


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[Assistant] You know, and she said, Hey, I'm fixing to get in a truck, go to the bank and borrow some money to pay the house note, all this other stuff and get a few, you know.


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[Assistant] So anyway, you know, Phil says, Kay, just wait. It ain't about 30 minutes to the mail run. Just wait to the mail run. And then we are.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so she sit there, fix that. She's totally ready to go to the bank and borrow the money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so the guy drove up, put some stuff in the mailboxes, backed up and drive away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. Kay won't even go down there cause she said it ain't no, it ain't no use. First of all I'll go get the man.


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[Assistant] So he comes back, he comes walking back up and he's got a one envelope, he's done going through them, and he's got one envelope, putting it against the skylight, looking, and said, it looks like a check inside of me.


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[Assistant] When he walks up and he said, here, open this one, the other rest of it ain't but just junk mail. Open this. So Kay, Kay opens it up and looks, unfolds it. But she looked at the envelope first and it's, Japan is the.


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[Assistant] From Japan, hey, the only time it ever happened.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, the best one to me was, okay, him and, uh, yeah, I had the guy's name and his running buddy. Anyway, George, him and George. Oh, George. Yeah. Phil gets on the phone to him. All right. He's got a house note coming up. 800 bucks. Okay.


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[Assistant] He calls Jordan and says, Hey, we've got to go off Alabama land. And then, you know, the river's up rivers flooding, you know, out in the woods. He said, uh, we're going to take the net to trot lines. Every time we got, we're going up there at Alabama land and I got to catch the fish.


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[Assistant] But I ain't, ain't nothing, you know, they ain't running in the nets down here, they're trot-lying, ain't nothing, ain't biting.


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[Assistant] So they go up there, unload the boat, it's got everything he's owned fishing wise in it. It feels running up the river.


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[Assistant] Well, it's starting to get dark and George says, hey, we got to put out the shot lines. They've been put out the net. He said, we need to start putting the shot lines out. Phil said, yeah, but the color of the water ain't right. George looking at him, what do you mean the color of the water?


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[Assistant] He told George, he said, you know, all right, here we go, get ready. We start. So he shut the motor off, goes over the first little bush, tied the trout line on. He'd went about 50 yards and while he feels he's up there, you know, and he's zigzagging across this logging rope.


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[Assistant] So he gets up there, now there ain't no bait on these stupid trout lines.


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[Assistant] He turns around and he starts going back, putting perch on it. Okay. Good grief, that's five pound up.


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[Assistant] Look, there was so many catfish running down that road.


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[Assistant] Look, he turns around and, hey, for about two hours, he ain't doing nothing but just taking fish off, throwing it in the boat, and George is tapped him on the shoulder and says, hey, we gotta go. And Phil said, what do you mean? Are you lost your mind?


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, hey, they go back to the bank, barely make it. Yeah. And Phil says, Hey, no.


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[Assistant] Put them, you know, in the cooler. He bought one of them big coolers.


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[Assistant] Put them in the code cause we think go run that chat line one more time. Hey, he done it twice. Okay.


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[Assistant] Residue? No. That's divine intervention like the apostles, you know, hey Peter, throw it on the other side of the boat.


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[Assistant] We actually, somebody at the house actually brought it up. Tell me, where did the word hay come from?


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[Assistant] This was how to get together the whole family. All of us were there. And to this day, we sit there for hours trying to figure out when did it all start? And everybody said, I have no idea.


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[Assistant] I actually love doing that cause then they said, well, how you guys are doing for real now? I said, no, you don't understand that. I've already done it for real. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I come in and I said, Hey boys, how's it going? And they said, Oh, that's pretty, pretty good. You know, we've been a little behind. And I said, well, guess what boys? I said, you see this sack of reeds? I threw it over Martin. I said, that's the last one you're getting from me boys. He said, tell fat boy.


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[Assistant] He said, you can't quit. I said, Hey, read my lips.


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[Assistant] Well, I just, me personally, and my, you know, this y'all may have see it different, you know, cause this is about my perspective and y'all I've seen him turn bunches more and get them back in the decoys.


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[Assistant] They kill ducks, I mean, everybody stands up and even starts to put their gun up and says, nah, too far. And then it's boom.


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[Assistant] Well, according to Phil and Jess, Rob Ryan there killed a duck in my lap.


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[Assistant] You let, you let a bunch of green winged tail or blue winged tail come in there in a bunch. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And trust me when I tell you, I'm gonna get mine and about four other people's.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a good one. Okay. Go yours first, and I'll do mine later.


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[Assistant] And hey, we are going to have fish in heaven. Amen.


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[Assistant] Fish Fry. Fish Fry. Mine was Jeremiah 29 verse 11.


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[Assistant] Not to harm you but to prosper you and give you hope and a future.


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[Assistant] I just go back and forth. I'll tell you what I would tell Peter. You gotta follow instruction Peter. Amen.


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[Assistant] Technical difficulties here in the Duck Call Room. We don't have a TV today, Peter. We don't have a TV. We're sorry. Also, if you haven't noticed, we have a special guest today, Cy.


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[Assistant] So if you haven't figured it out, we've been rambling trying to get our TVs to work, but we have one of our favorite guests, Ms. K, back in the saddle, replacing Justin Martin, and first time guest, my cousin, and I guess I'm her cousin.


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[Assistant] Because that's probably helping me. Corey Robertson, wife of Willie Robertson here to dispute some things that may have been said on this podcast before.


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[Assistant] It's a weird day here in the Duck Call Room. We didn't even clean up for Ms. K and Corey.


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[Assistant] I thought we might clean up for them though.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. That's hysterical. Kay, what have you been up to since we last saw you here in the Duck Call room?


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[Assistant] Did you know you raised your children to do that? To throw snakes on their poor, unsuspecting wives?


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[Assistant] So I, he, we were at my mom and dad's, we all, we eat dinner there every Sunday night, and he, he's up by the trampoline, and there's a big field in between my parents and Willie and Cory's, and he goes, hey dad, I'm gonna go say hey to Spaz. So I just think Spaz is in the field. So I'm like, okay bud, go say hey to Spaz, well he'll be back.


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[Assistant] So then I had to tell him, like, hey, we at least knock before we go. Even if they are family, you have to knock.


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[Assistant] Can speak like she's 22 years old, but she won't, she'll just stare at you. She won't talk to anybody. So I'm trying to like mesh them together. I'm like, you be more outgoing and you, you're freaking people out, man. You calm down and don't go in their houses.


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[Assistant] But speaking of houses and vasectomies and showers, so Willie just threw it, I don't know how, I was trying to get back to where we were headed.


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[Assistant] I experienced it for eight years, just Willy's torment.


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[Assistant] You know, hey, sometimes you find out something about your heroes and you end up disappointed because he's afraid of cotton balls everybody. Phobia. Phobia of cotton balls. Some kind of phobia. Is there a name for that?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go, we're gonna take a break, I'm gonna Google that, and then we're gonna come back and talk about Ms. K, the mother-in-law, cause that kinda interests me, and I think it'll interest our fans, so we'll be right back.


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[Assistant] So you're feeling great right now. I'm feeling great. I'm doing it right now. That's how good this thing is.


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[Assistant] Doing this commercial while cubing. Let me tell you what they got. Cubie. It's a compacted seated elliptical that lets you get fit while you sit. It's low impact. So it's easy on the joints. It fits almost anywhere. So you can be active while watching TV, working or spending time with your family or shooting a podcast. I'm doing it right now.


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[Assistant] Kinda running out of breath cause I'm getting my exercise in. Look, here's the deal. QB can assist with rehab. It's helped Cy after COVID. It comes almost fully assembled. All you need to do is use screws to attach the pedals and QB even throws in screwdriver. This thing's easy.


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[Assistant] Every QB comes with a 30 day risk free trial and you can visit QB.com slash duck to get free shipping on your new QB today that's spelled C-U-B-I-I.


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[Assistant] Get the QB elliptical that's right for you. Go to qb.com slash duck. Si loves his QB. I love Si's QB and so will you.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back, but before we get into Ms. K, the mother-in-law, fear of cotton wool balls is known as Sidonglopophobia. So...


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[Assistant] Sidonglopo- Sidonglopo-phobia. The fear of cotton balls.


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[Assistant] But Ms. K, you, you had absolutely insane children and we've covered that in length.


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[Assistant] And surprisingly enough, they all married for very normal human beings, for the most part.


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[Assistant] That was one of my favorite parts of being Willie's assistant is whenever he wouldn't answer Kay, she'd call me and say, where's your boss? And then I'd go, I'd look up where he was and tell her. And then I'd call him and say, answer your mom. And then me and you'd get to talk.


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[Assistant] Some kid was in my store the other day and he was like, Hey, didn't you use to work at Duck Commander? I was like, yeah, I did. I worked for Willie for a while. He goes, yeah, my mom dated Willie. And I was like.


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[Assistant] And he was like, she told me I wasn't funny. I was like, you were six, you weren't. And he was like, nah, Cory said I should get over it. And I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You know how you know a lot of stuff? Yep. How many joints are in your body?


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[Assistant] All four of us and that guy over there behind the computer are here right now. Cause without that one decision. Oh no. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright brother. Anyway, we got that and then what? We got another box. I need to save that other box for Martin though. There was some bagged chili from Cincinnati in it.


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[Assistant] Hello at DuckCallRoom.com, you, you all know, email us in, we'll try and answer it. We got light questions, we got heavy questions, we got weird questions, but I try and save some for Miss K, cause she's on all the time. Cory, I hope you've had fun. I have had fun. You can come back sometime. So if you got a question for Cory.


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[Assistant] I'll make a, I'll make a Cory folder here, and we'll ask her when she's back again, but...


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[Assistant] Hunter emails in and he said his girlfriend and I are looking to get a dog and we wanted your help on picking a name. We get to name this person's dog.


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[Assistant] I just thought Kay was a great person to name a dog since she's so good at it, she just keeps using the same two. That's right.


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[Assistant] Who knows? I did meet a kid in the store the other day who's named Si. They claimed it was an after you. They were from Toledo, Ohio. Friends shout out, but I think it was after you.


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[Assistant] So here's our next email. It was a thank you to Ms. K. I'm gonna pull up this photo. Oh wow. You see em? Do you recognize that Ms. K? In the bowl.


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[Assistant] Is Miss K's famous banana pudding. Oh, of course. And they wanted to thank you. This is the staff of the Hill Country Pregnancy Care Center and born?


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[Assistant] They said your family's ministry to communities across our nation. So I wanted to take a moment, especially with Corey in the house. Cause how many of these types of centers have you done stuff for?


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[Assistant] And so I just wanted to say thank you to these people and everybody out there, uh, in these pregnancy centers. That is super tough job from top to bottom dealing with people that are going through something kind of traumatic and life changing.


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[Assistant] And a huge decision is at hand. So thank you to, there's like 9 or 10 women in this photo. I just want to say thank you. So thank you.


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[Assistant] Alright, so last email on the day and then I got a little Bible scripture from Uncle Si to share with y'all. Uhm, and this one's heavy.


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[Assistant] I had to cough. McKenna emails in and she's got her father. It's not the best relationship. It doesn't sound like, uh, but he has voiced his opinion about my wedding.


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[Assistant] It's this year, he doesn't want her siblings, parenthesis stepkids to be invited for personal reasons. So there's some, a little bit of a mess there, but she still wants to invite him, but then he said some things that weren't nice.


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[Assistant] He wasn't being in the right there. Uh, she's been leaning on God. I know God wants me to be kind, generous, loving, forgiving, but I'm so afraid my father will mess up everything at the wedding. I know God gave us free will and it's up to my father to surrender to God and then he will be saved from his own pain.


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[Assistant] Amen. And I got that email this morning and it was, I read it and I was like, Ooh, that's tough. I can't answer that. And I was like, we've got Corey and Kay on today. What a perfect time for a woman getting married to ask for advice from four weird dudes. When we got Corey and Kay who were two normal women in the house. So thank y'all for being here and answering that. And we always end it with the Bible verse.


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[Assistant] Sorry, uh, and I got a little one today. I said this on the last episode. Look, we know there's a lot going on out there. We just want to make you smile for an hour, maybe give you some good advice and tell you about Jesus. We're not.


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[Assistant] Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink or about your body, what you will wear, if, is life.


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[Assistant] Is not life more than food and the body more than clothes? Look at the birds of the air. Do they not sow or reap or store away in barns and yet your heavenly father feeds them? Are you not much more valuable than they?


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[Assistant] Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.


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[Assistant] Thank y'all for listening. We're here for you in the Duck Call Room if you need us. Thank you Corey and Kay for joining us. That was one of my favorite episodes ever. We'll see y'all next time right here.


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[Assistant] Phones will not, you will not work with me.


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[Assistant] My wife has bought me, bought me the flip phone first.


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[Assistant] I have that now. Yeah, that won't work. Okay. I have it right here. Then they bought another one. That one wouldn't work. Then they bought the last one, which was a thousand dollars. Okay. They tried to make it idiot proof. Okay. And they showed me how to use it and said, Hey, this is right here. I said, yep. They said, that's the home button. Press it. So I pressed it. It brought up the menu and they said, Hey,


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[Assistant] Now all you need to do is hit menu and bring it up and there will be a phone list. Press it and then here's all the names of the people that I need to be, you know, called it. And then all you do is touch it and it, and it calls them.


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[Assistant] That means they just weren't, they didn't want to talk to you. It's a waste of time. But anyway, nobody talked on the phone today. No.


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[Assistant] And then, Al's wife, Lisa, joins us. And we've got some questions about that.


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[Assistant] How did, uh, marriage to a guy that always wears a vest?


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[Assistant] But that's according to the doctor. Right. Okay.


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[Assistant] And Phil. And Phil. And the husband. Okay, that's their two opinions. Yeah, this. What do they know, right? Yeah, what do they know?


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[Assistant] JD actually come in and was scared after he said, are you doing alright? And I said, yea. And he said, okay, I need left.


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[Assistant] He just kept. I don't know. Every time I'd go to New York, the guy would sit down beside me today. When you go write your book.


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[Assistant] And he said, well, hey, just trust me. Then he got into the one thing that got my attention. Money.


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[Assistant] When he wrote the first one I think, he went to number one and made him a bunch of money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's obvious. Phil wrote the other one okay, and it went to number one and it made him a bunch of money. And then the guy kept saying,


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll guarantee you this, if you'll write your book, Uncle Si, it will make more money than Willie Anfield.


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[Assistant] Buy more land. Well, hey, that's one thing that ain't gonna go away unless the flood gets it, which that happens quite often over there on this land.


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[Assistant] Yeah, even in the water, he just had a down made and a three inch rain blew it out.


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[Assistant] I don't because I had to have another house built so much. Oh, I know what you're talking about. My son come down and lived in Monroe for a while as a army recruiter. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] His wife and his kids, okay.


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[Assistant] Well, I shouldn't say kids cause I call them destructo's. They destroy everything they touch.


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[Assistant] I love them, but hey, they still are. They're destructiles.


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[Assistant] And just started knocking holes in a brand new muffler on a brand new truck. Till it sounded right.


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[Assistant] Well hey, you live with a man, hey.


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[Assistant] We are. We are here to laugh. Since this is the opening day of your book.


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[Assistant] Well, let's see, how do I say this? I was amazed at the Robertson's how smart


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[Assistant] No, no, yeaah, cause hey, common sense has been, you know, they've threw it out the window.


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[Assistant] No, I actually got tickled. I didn't even know what was going on. We'll be saying stuff on the podcast. I didn't know that the computer guru over everything I talk about, he was Googling.


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[Assistant] Martin said, I don't know when you gonna finally catch on JD. He don't miss. The man don't miss. He's smarter than he looks.


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[Assistant] You know, the mom and dads are turning the kids over and making a computer their babysitter.


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[Assistant] Am I, am I imagining things here? Don't you have a picture?


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[Assistant] She's real, a real cowgirl. Yeaah. With Tony.


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[Assistant] Just like, uh, Willie Nelson's guitar's name check.


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[Assistant] Just from picking the string with a pick, he's got a hole that big around under the strings that he, he actually, you know, I'm looking at it right now and it's got a sound. Okay. That guitar has got a sound that no other guitar has got.


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[Assistant] He went for lessons. No, I, I, I have, but hey, I'd always said that was a gift from the Almighty. Yeah. And the more I tried to play it, the more I said, oh yeah, he's looking down and laughing right now and said, I'm not going to give you that. But you've got a great voice.


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[Assistant] Well, I wish somebody, when they told me that when I was young, had put me and put me in a music class, where they would have taught me music.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That and math. Because... Oh, no. It didn't put you in math class? Well, cause guess what? Music ain't nothing but math. I've never heard of that.


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[Assistant] That's why all the people you hear saying music, they always start off saying.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's why, look. He's a dabbler.


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[Assistant] I don't know who ever come up with the work, the golden sixties deal.


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, you know, music is golden. Okay. Anybody to me in my, you know, my hat's off to anybody that plays music.


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[Assistant] He's a noise maker. Tell him about me. What if I knew how to play the drums?


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[Assistant] I couldn't play a kazoo, the thing, all you do is blow in it. No, no, I'm serious. We should start a band. No, no, that's why, yes, y'all. You'd be singing.


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[Assistant] Well yeah, you are. That's why I wish I could learn how to play the guitar, cause hey, I could entertain you forever if I could play guitar.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. Oh, that would be happening.


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[Assistant] There's some genres of it that I don't care for. Okay, I'm not a rap man. Well, I can tell that all you all you're doing is you're talking.


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[Assistant] You're either talking slow, or you're talking fast, or a mixture.


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[Assistant] Well, some of them, some of them tell a story. Okay. But you know, it's just, yeah.


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[Assistant] I keep telling her, hey, don't worry about hitting the notes, baby.


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[Assistant] One time I would just love to hear you just let it rip.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell him if I think about it.


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[Assistant] I would love to hear her just really let it, just let it go. In other words, throw her hair back and let her rip potato chip. Cause that woman can sing. I know that.


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[Assistant] Alright boys, let me tell you back when I was young. Tell us about it. Okay, and I actually played football in high school.


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[Assistant] After a wharf day, a work day in practice, okay, of hitting bigger guys. I weighed 130 pounds. We had some running backs that weighed all 220. Okay.


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[Assistant] I would hit him and look, I would have joint pains everywhere, okay.


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[Assistant] I used everything that they could buy over the counter. Now, no good. Today! Okay.


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[Assistant] Fast forward 50 years, okay, and we've got Omega XL, okay. It's found only on one place in this earth. The pristine waters off the New Zealand island.


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[Assistant] Okay, and Martin should be here to tell you, but I'll tell you about it. Hey, look.


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[Assistant] You need to order you a bottle of Omega XL. It's got them what, SPMs? SPMs.


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[Assistant] And hey, it takes care of it and it'll make you this kind of like a fountain of youth. Okay. These pills are, but anyway.


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[Assistant] I call them my first responders. Okay. When I got joint pain now today and that's caused by inflammation, it's been hurt. Okay. So it becomes inflamed.


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[Assistant] Well, you need something to take care of it. Well, hey, I'm telling you, Omega XL will take care of it. Take two of them, maybe three.


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[Assistant] I call them my first responders. They jump in the car, boys, when I pop it and drink it down with tea, they turn on the sirens and they rush, they rush to the scene of the inflammation.


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[Assistant] And take care of business. I bet you just sold two bottles to Miss Kay and Miss Lisa. Oh, and I forgot to tell you, you ordered the first one? Well guess what? We send you a second one free! Y'all take it though, don't you?


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[Assistant] What is it, what word I was trying to think of, entrepreneur.


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[Assistant] Some of the family has had death threats.


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[Assistant] When you think about it, okay, you come into someone's living room every Wednesday night for years. Well, they think they know you. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hank Williams Jr. wrote a song about that country boy can't survive.


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[Assistant] I had this, okay. She hit it on the head when she said, okay, you're scared of commitment.


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[Assistant] Okay, you've gotta have both. You've gotta commit to it. Okay, that's like, if you ask any businessman.


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[Assistant] No, he'll tell you, you've got to be committed and responsible to run a business and run it and be successful. That's the same thing with relationship. And I'll just add to look what Lisa said. Okay. That's God's way.


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[Assistant] Okay, and, and in my personal opinion, and this is just my opinion, okay, that's why America right now is in bad, bad shape.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're not doing it God's way. Okay, we're not being committed. We're not being responsible. There's too many kids that don't have a father and a mother. Both are important.


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[Assistant] Okay, Lisa said Al's her steering.


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[Assistant] Keeps her in it. Same thing with the woman. Okay, mom is important. Father and mother. Dad and mom. Okay, takes both.


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[Assistant] That was God's way under the umbrella of marriage.


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[Assistant] Okay, you gotta be responsible, you gotta be committed to what you're gonna do.


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[Assistant] Cause I was one of those that told you to leave him.


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[Assistant] Alright, the rest of the family, there was only one person that stood up for Phil Robertson when he was running with the devil. That would be my younger sister, Janice Ellen.


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[Assistant] He said you are, all of you are his family and you should all be ashamed of yourselves because one of these days when he comes to know Jesus, Phil's gonna preach and bring more people to Jesus Christ than anybody I know.


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[Assistant] And the other person that was responsible for that was Bill Smith.


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[Assistant] Fio would not have trusted any other human being.


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[Assistant] She kept just hounding him saying, you gotta go preach to my brother.


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[Assistant] That's quite the story folks and hey, that is a true life event.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, so it's pretty powerful in my, in my humble opinion.


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[Assistant] Somebody called you a Karen in the emails.


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[Assistant] Good grief. JD's grandma? Fifteen top cars, baby. Fifteen.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I got a lot of beef jerky. But I was pumping gas and this dude walks up to me and goes, are you John David? And I was like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] She's awesome. She's really good at Jeopardy. Like, unbelievable. She has written into Jeopardy, like, with the mail and said, hey, you actually had this question wrong.


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[Assistant] And they, it was like a biblical question. And they said, yeah, you're right. But nobody really, like, they were like, technically you're right. So my grandmother, it's not, she's, she's sharp.


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[Assistant] But anyway, so my dad gets a call from her, she's like, hey, can you come pick me up?


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[Assistant] Why? And she goes, well, we got pulled over and he's like, let's drive home. She's like, can't do that. And also you might need to get my friend to ride home too.


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[Assistant] So, in this story, my grandmother is not Bonnie, she is Clyde. Just remember that.


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[Assistant] So a cop gets behind them on Arkansas Road and clocks them going 58.


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[Assistant] In the roundabout, it's a 35 or 45, however you look at it.


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[Assistant] They're like, is that a fire? Like, there's lights behind them, it's dark, they don't really know what's happening.


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[Assistant] They're like, okay, maybe it's a fire truck. They need to get around, switch lanes. Cop switches lanes back behind them. This goes on for a short time.


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[Assistant] Of switching back and forth to let the cop get around him. And he ain't getting around him, he's trying to pull him over. And he's trying to pull him over, so he's switching like, they're going, they're going Si Robertson speeds. Well the cop's freaking out, he's like.


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[Assistant] So the cops radioing in like, Hey, I got somebody, they're not pulling over. I need backup Mayday, Mayday, whatever they say. Well, you know, that's Washtal Parish. Well, they're headed into the great state of West Monroe, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] They don't know that it's literally two 85 and up year old women on their way to church. That's all they were doing. Just driving a little fast.


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[Assistant] She's like, in the middle of all these cop cars, he's like, there's 15 of them!


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[Assistant] No, not tays, but that spike strip finally stopped them. No, no, no, no, no, no. They spiked them, so they get in the Westman


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[Assistant] It wasn't her car. That would have been hilarious because that's a white minivan.


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[Assistant] But it was just a small SUV. Spike strip. So not a clear grandparent. So grandmama gets spiked. So she goes over the spike strip.


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[Assistant] So my mom calls me and she's like, I'm surprised they didn't handcuff her. And I'm like, well mom, I think when she got out of the car. They realized. They realized. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] If you see a cop behind you, just stop, just slow down at least.


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[Assistant] And then they, the cops told my dad, yeah, they kind of seemed confused. And my dad was like, yeah, there was a spike strip.


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[Assistant] It's so funny, we've laughed about it. Everybody's laughing now. Now.


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[Assistant] Thank you to the police, you know, they never know what they're getting into, so take all precautions, but you did spike strip my grandmother.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna start back. We don't know where we're going. We just took a 45 minute break.


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[Assistant] What was gas back then? Oh, we shouldn't go down that road. Oh, I can tell you exactly what it was.


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[Assistant] No, I googled redneck and I hit images and Willie Robertson, 100% comes up twice on the like second play. I was hoping it would be Sy. I believe that, I believe that. But Willie, 100%. Sy didn't make the cut? Is on there twice.


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[Assistant] If you ever get beat by a mountain man in any act of speed,


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[Assistant] Baby Ruthie? There's nothing better than movie theater popcorn, though.


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[Assistant] I'm about to make somebody a million dollars. If you own a movie theater, put a concession stand drive through on the side, I would literally go buy popcorn all the time.


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[Assistant] He'd buy the jumbo bucket. Sigh. Oh, here's, I got sigh a good one.


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[Assistant] I took my family to a movie probably a month or two ago. There's five of us. How much money do you think I spent?


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[Assistant] Five. Oh, five people. When we went to the movies. Now, we didn't, we didn't laugh. First of all.


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[Assistant] Two adults, my family, me and my wife, three children. One of them was two at the time. How much money?


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[Assistant] 130. 130 dollars. Nevermind, he's a genius. How did you get that? I thought you'd go way low.


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[Assistant] Accomplice! Uhm, nah, I don't know what happened. Everybody's okay. Somebody did get shot at the movie theater. Which, you know, why?


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[Assistant] Well, this is supposed to be a sleepy little town of West Monroe. Oh no.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know. Well, I was shooting everybody. I don't get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, four gunshots. There was an altercation.


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[Assistant] When I went and it was 130 bucks or whatever, the next day there's a commercial. Hey, this movie didn't work in theaters. $20 at your house. I was like.


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[Assistant] The movies were a terrible day, because you're just sitting there in silence.


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[Assistant] They got them movie theaters now with like, recliners and like meals.


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[Assistant] It's a typhoon match kit. It contains 15 typhoon matches in a waterproof case. There you go. Where'd you get it?


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[Assistant] He stole it out of your battle box because the battle box is the coolest thing ever because it's just mailed to your door and it's just


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[Assistant] Duck call room 117 Kings Lang, West Monroe, Louisiana, 71292. I got a real letter in the mail. Physical mail.


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[Assistant] And it's in great handwriting and on back it's not, I mean it's very, it's a child's handwriting. It says duck call room.


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[Assistant] So, we had, if you're on YouTube, you can probably see this from a distance. We had a kid write in, and he needs some advice. About what?


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[Assistant] My name is Jehu. I'm a kid. I have a friend.


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[Assistant] His name is, I'm gonna leave this kid's name. Okay, no we're not. His name is Owen, I appreciate that name. I ain't gonna leave it off. And he is not nice!


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[Assistant] I want to help him. How do I help him? How would I do that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm going by his mom or dad's handwriting on the letter there. Okay. And he has a friend. Owen's been getting in some trouble, man. He's not a good kid. He had a friend. He's not a nice kid. He's not nice. Well, he is bad. That's what Jehu says.


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[Assistant] Oh, hold on. You need to hang around. Get this friend!


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[Assistant] And I applaud your parents. I'm sure you're listening, parents. So thank you, this is awesome.


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[Assistant] But he recognized the gospel. He says it does some good for some people. You're gonna find out one day that it does a whole lot of good, um, eternal life. But he says a sandwich is the best thing.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. That's not a BLT, that's a BLAT. That's a BLAT. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just saying they stink. It's no good. You don't like them. But Ivan says we're wrong about avocados.


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[Assistant] Guacamole is only okay if you make really, really good guacamole. And then you're like, this isn't any better than salsa.


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[Assistant] All right. So our man's mad. Well, and I just want to say, um, I'll start eating avocados, but you got to start believing in Jesus. That's my trade. No, I got one.


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[Assistant] If you don't say crazy stuff in the next email you write, I'll read it.


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[Assistant] One more, y'all want- Whack! Y'all want restaurants, Christian girlfriends, or Christian girlfriends. We are the dating experts, apparently, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Devil Hills, North Carolina, very touristy beach town. He's been working in the restaurant industry for 19 years. It has ups and downs. He's a server. Have any of you guys ever worked in a restaurant or do you think you ever could?


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[Assistant] Uh, not Willie's Duck Dinner. I worked in a restaurant. One of my first jobs, I got a...


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[Assistant] A seafood place here in town. I was like, I'm probably a waiter. They make pretty good tips. It's going to be awesome. And uh, two weeks after my first day, I walked in, I looked at the man in the eyes and I said, I quit.


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[Assistant] I'm more cut out for mowing yards. Cause that crab is tough. And here's why.


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[Assistant] I know a guy and I told him, I said, one day I'm going to ask the Lord how much spit you ate in your life. Because I don't like going out to eat with them. Be nice.


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[Assistant] It probably got you later cause she decided not to help you as much and good honor for not.


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[Assistant] I do have one though. I got one for our friend in the avocados and our friend Jehu. I'm gonna hit everybody.


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[Assistant] For our people in the service industry. This is just the perfect one for this, and I don't know how, this, this is Holy Spirit stuff because I just kinda was struggling and googled something and came up.


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[Assistant] I hope you're paying attention to Avocado Man and now everybody else pay attention to the next verse. Therefore, so since Jesus did all that for us.


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[Assistant] Now he wrote that to the Thessalonians. If he wrote that to the Americans, he might not be saying, in fact, as you are doing.


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[Assistant] Period. So let's do a better job. Hey.


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[Assistant] You know what? I'm going to challenge everybody listening, do something weirdly nice for someone in the service industry this week. Well, as you're driving around, if it's a drive through, I want you to just look at them and say, Hey, thank you for doing that. And God bless you. And just catch them off guard. If you're listening to the duck call room podcast, do that.


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[Assistant] He is a lot of fun to be around. He really is. I think he, I wore off on him a little bit. When he was a kid.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't blame him. Okay. Cause I've been whispering in stones here. Hey, Jay, when we hit the lake.


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[Assistant] What are you talking about? Hey, I'm saying it's over. It is over. It was over. So hey, let's, uh, go get on the white.


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[Assistant] I always liked that when I, they were saying, well, what'd you, what'd you major in? I majored in business. You know, you run a business? Yeah. You know, well, what kind of classes did you have when you was getting close to graduate? I think they called them electives. He said, oh, I took ballroom dancing.


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[Assistant] I guess that would really play into running a business. Or maybe basket weaving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can see how that would be. Paramount, you gotta have that class to run a business.


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[Assistant] I'm for what you're saying. You gotta have your carpenters, your welders, and all those people that do and keep this country running.


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[Assistant] Your dad scared, just scared me half to death. I'm telling you. Look, I pulled up at Sentrick. He was doing something out there. Okay. I know he's gonna open my door and jumped in and I didn't know him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He said, I'm Martin's there. I said, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Watching Gunsmoke or either watching, uh, like anything, uh, live from Darrell's house music.


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[Assistant] And I look up, boom, hours done gone by and I done just, I'm soaking wet with sweat.


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[Assistant] Once Matt Dillon draws his pistol, I get more faster.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, the only thing that I've noticed, okay, you know, if you just let them run wild, they're gonna run wild.


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[Assistant] Let them choose their own punishment. As soon as the word, when I was growing up, if my mother said you lied to me, the severity just increased by 10%.


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[Assistant] I didn't mind the weapons. I really didn't. Was it the speech?


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[Assistant] Silent treatment was the worst made me go pick my own destruction.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, and look, and people say God hasn't got a sense of humor. Oh yes, he has.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause my mother, he grew, he made, God made a bush that all it grew was the perfect switches.


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[Assistant] Well, I got it what I call the smart attic age.


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[Assistant] I had done figured it all out. So one day I did something wrong, you know, and it'd been two or three days and I'd done something else wrong. And she, mama was saying, I'm going to get you for this. I'm going to get you. Then it finally, you hit her wrong.


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[Assistant] She said, come here man. She turned me around. She said, now go get me another one.


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[Assistant] And she said, we may pick that whole bush today. So go get me another one. And I picked the one.


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[Assistant] And look, she beat me with that switch for about six months before it broke and she literally broke down and cried.


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[Assistant] And that thing had done, like a snake, had done, bit me 12, 15, 20 times.


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[Assistant] I turned on, uh, what is it, uh, red cut loop? Okay, off the main one there, okay.


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[Assistant] And as I'm going along, okay, 4.30 in the morning, okay, a.m.


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[Assistant] No lights anywhere except my headlights on my truck, and then all of a sudden, then there's just bright lights blinding me out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Wrong answer. Wrong answer. Hey, my, my toe big toe is in the carburetor pumping gas.


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[Assistant] The next morning I get ready to go duck hunting and I said, well, nah, got my pistol. That may happen again. Well, it did the next morning. Same thing. It's like.


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[Assistant] And uh, Philip and I said, here, I got things to do. I still loading.


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[Assistant] I said, well, hey, Jason's, he's talking to Phillip, he has to fill up something. And I said, well, hey, tell old Jason not to worry. If I just nick him, I'm going to blow his arm off.


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[Assistant] I said, so hey, we're going to have DNA that they can find him. I said, okay. And so Jay, Jay's tell Phil said, I called to check and told Philip, go over and check on the side and then calling him to make sure he was okay. He said, that's the.


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[Assistant] But then I found out when I've done the podcast on COVID, I was a liar. Cause everybody said something.


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[Assistant] That's what, all of them are liars. All poker players are liars, including me.


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[Assistant] But you do have fun. You do have fun. Why you gotta figure the odds? Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I'm serious though. You can bluff your way a lot of times because it's the perfect opportunity if you're paying a sense to the game.


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[Assistant] Yo, cause I'd say something like, okay, what was your bet? And the guy says $50. I said, I'm just going to give you 50.


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[Assistant] But just to see if I can hit the card, I won't. Well, it don't make any difference what card comes out. I said, that's what I thought. I knew I was going to hit that card. Uh, who's bed is it? And then when they say it's yours, I said, I'll make it 250.


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[Assistant] Well I know, but hey, that one time it worked, hey.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it has got worse. Some nights, you can't see a flop on nothing.