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[Assistant] I've got, I've got some of my nicknames. It's 401k. I know. You know. Amy, let's pack it. The economy package.


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[Assistant] There's all kinds of stuff that the rest of the liars that I run with are coming up with. They probably need you now, inflation man, inflation. But we do have fun, I will say that.


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[Assistant] No, I imagine Stone done, uh, him and I haven't done ate that probably.


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[Assistant] I think that was a pull your leg deal. Yeah, I'm jealous of Al. I really am. Have you noticed his vest that he's so fine, looks so good in? They're a little tight. The boy ain't missing no meals.


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[Assistant] That's what it was. You told that story. He's lost so much weight. It scared Mrs. She, she's done, she's done the story.


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[Assistant] And number one, find out who Jesus is, what He's done in the past, what He'll do presently, and what He'll do in the future.


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[Assistant] And then, you know, I think you'll, you'll look at it different. Most people with their religion. Okay. And this is just my opinion. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's, that's just, uh, a couple hours of your time a week, okay? God's religion, what he really wants is a relationship with you on a hourly, a minute, minute by minute relationship.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause mine is from the time I go to bed to the time I get up.


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[Assistant] Okay, and all during the week, seven days a week, 24 hours a day.


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[Assistant] Okay, one way is I read what he's, he sent you a love letter, 66 books of it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, you know, and he's telling you what he wants for you, you know.


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[Assistant] So that's what I would tell you, okay? Read Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, find out who Jesus is, what He's done, okay, what He will do, and what He will do in the future.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I think that will, that will re-energize you, like recharging a battery. That'll re-energize you into finding out what's true religion. Okay? In God's eyes.


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[Assistant] Cause you said it yourself, okay? You're bored, you're missing something.


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[Assistant] Okay, in my, my, in my humble opinion, okay, what you're missing is a relationship with Jesus, the savior and creator of the universe.


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[Assistant] Martin's got good advice there. Okay. If there, if you asked the question, is it too, too soon or there's a time, is there a timeframe? The answers to the timeframe is no.


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[Assistant] But since you asked a question, you need to answer your own question. Am I ready to give this? Cause hey, this is not.


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[Assistant] We ain't, we ain't done yet. I'm still running.


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[Assistant] I'm going to make it out to yard, you know, doubt my man is, is.


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[Assistant] Well, Mark said it all. Okay, after you've studied it all, okay, it's going to be your decision.


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[Assistant] And once you make the decision, like I said, I wouldn't do the same thing Martin was describing. Okay?


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[Assistant] Yeah, for those that don't know, Rucker preached at WFR, uh, yesterday. Rucker is the guy, if you watch Doug Dynasty, he was once running the snow cone stand outside and now he's just bringing the hell firing brimstone sermons from the pulpit, baby.


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[Assistant] I came in my office and said, I got the best thing ever going. Everybody's just signing the table. I was like, you know, we film in there, right? And I came in here, just signatures everywhere.


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[Assistant] We have people come by, uh, goldfish for pets because we're, we have them just for the, uh, cheaper bait, cheaper. We're cheaper than the pets.


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[Assistant] They just got iguanas and chickens roaming everywhere? Sounds like a good time.


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[Assistant] Hey everybody, I'm awake now. We're already getting that mail back. Let's talk about, look alive. Hey, here we go. Did y'all see that the Undertaker


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[Assistant] Uh, Christian emailed in from Nashville. Did you see the Undertaker this weekend?


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[Assistant] He got in the WWE Hall of Fame. Did you see it?


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[Assistant] And I appreciate Christian reminding me of this is why I'm reading this email. Uh, cause we all want, you like wrestling. Wrestling's awesome. So he gets up there and in his introduction, he thanks his wife.


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[Assistant] For helping, and the whole crowd's like kinda listening and he's like, for helping me restore my relationship with Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] And the crowd goes wild. So like, he is so awesome to see him. You know, WWE, there's not a lot of.


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[Assistant] Preaching and gospel going on there, but the undertaker.


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[Assistant] I mean the pinnacle of success in what he did, Hall of Fame, everybody immediately knows who the Undertaker is and he said,


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[Assistant] Thank you to my wife for restoring my relationship with Jesus. That's amazing. That sounds kind of familiar.


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[Assistant] I'm just thinking about, oh, what you just did. Oh, goodness. Alright, uhm.


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[Assistant] She loves her job, but for the past year or two, her coworkers have been lacking. They don't, uh, really put in the effort that she's putting in.


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[Assistant] And she feels like she's always the only one putting in most of the work and she's just carrying their load.


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[Assistant] Her boss, their boss has spoke to him, but nothing's changing and I'm getting irritated. I would hate to start being like them and just riding the coattails of somebody else.


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[Assistant] But I'm tired of doing everything. What should I do?


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[Assistant] And you never know who else's wife, and it doesn't say what kind of job she's in, but, uh, I, we recently hired a kid who came in asking for a job. He was in the same spot. He was just, he was like, man, I'm sick of this place and I feel like I'm the only one working. And I knew who he was because boy used to make a real good pizza back in the day.


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[Assistant] Keep doing what you're doing for sure. And the, this day and age, I heard a guy the other day said it's hard to even find bad help these days.


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[Assistant] So if you start looking, you might be surprised at what you can find pretty quick.


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[Assistant] And, and you know, you never know when to pay off everybody, you know, the overnight.


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[Assistant] Duck commander success, what? 40 years. That's what it was. And Phil worked really hard for a really long time and he loved it. And then, you know, 2013 rolled around and the reward was, I'm assuming pretty good. And now we at Fiddy. Now we at Fiddy?


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[Assistant] What an incredible weekend I spent with a hundred dudes, uh,


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[Assistant] And just focus on Jesus. If your church, wherever you're at in America, if they're like, Hey, we're just going to go and focus on Jesus. Do it. You'll be amazed at what happens. Uh.


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[Assistant] And this was kind of our verse for the weekend, second Corinthians 12 nine, but he said to me, my grace is sufficient for you.


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[Assistant] I'm getting fired up again. Uh, you know, we're all, we all have weaknesses. Uhm, and you gotta share them with your brothers and you gotta be able to say, I need help when you need help. And when you do that kind of thing, I promise you, you will see the power of Jesus.


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[Assistant] Come down in a mighty way. Um, it was an incredible weekend. Si, Si only saw Sunday morning. He fired up about it. Um, so hey, look, put your phone down, focus on God, boast in the Lord. Do those things this week.


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[Assistant] Not that I'm planning out something, but whenever you're gone, can I go into that room of all the Duck Dynasty stuff and sell it all on eBay?


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[Assistant] You never want to go. Look, duck commander uses stamps dot com, the honey hole uses stamps dot com, size memorabilia ebay shop.


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[Assistant] In about 25 years is going to use Stamps.com. Uh, since 1998 Stamps.com has been indispensable tool for nearly 1 million businesses.


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[Assistant] Click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in Duck. That's Stamps.com promo code Duck.


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[Assistant] Stamps.com, never go to the post office. Ever again.


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[Assistant] So from, you were in a duck blind from 8 until 5.30? No.


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[Assistant] But I'm saying from 8am to 5.30 you were there and didn't-


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[Assistant] We got a lot of strange collection of humans we've met.


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[Assistant] Will Sy ever have pain in any of his joints again, Magic 8 Ball? No! No! No! He will not!


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[Assistant] Is that why? That's why. Because you have 360 joints and all those joints are 73 years old. They've been through wars, they've been through duck blinds, they've been through deer stands, and you're not hurting? Nope.


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[Assistant] That's right, but there's one other place you can get it and that's on a website. Order Omega XL and get a second bottle for free. Visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck and here's a third place you can get it. You can call 1-800-844-48.


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[Assistant] Well on that note, on 12, 2, 6, 16, 4s and 2s and 6s, we're gonna take another break and we'll be right back after this. Right after this.


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[Assistant] It's like wearing underwear all the way to your ankles. It's the best thing that ever happened. And not just any underwear, the best underwear you'll ever wear.


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[Assistant] And you'll feel the same level of comfort laying their luxuriously soft loungewear right on top.


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[Assistant] It's not an English word. There it is. Exucia. So, power authority, moral authority, influence, in a personal sense, of spiritual and heavenly power.


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[Assistant] He was a song leader. This was from my mom, but he owned the store where it was purchased from. He was a jewelry salesman slash Bible singer. He sang a few songs. Book writer. Book writer. He did a few things.


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[Assistant] You know me, you know me. I, I, I actually, I woke up this morning, first thing I did was go through all the emails and there was some good ones.


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[Assistant] We have some good ones, so I'm just gonna start from the latest one. Tristan from Minnesota.


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[Assistant] He says a lot of nice things about you, Sy, and about the rest of us, but he would like some advice on how he should talk to his girlfriend's father about marrying his daughter. So, but here's, there's a twist. Keep in mind, he's also my boss.


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[Assistant] I think it's on the up and up. Uh, but now he wants to go to his boss slash future father-in-law and ask if it's cool. First of all.


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[Assistant] Pretty good. Oh no, uh, Willey went to my uncle Johnny, and Johnny gave them all the reasons they shouldn't. And then he went to Phil, and Phil said, hey, run up to Arkansas, you only gotta be 16 there. You don't need your dad's permission. That was Phil's advice.


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[Assistant] Next, alright, I got Josh from Mountain Home, Arkansas. Ooh, I've been there. Beautiful place.


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[Assistant] I like North Arkansas now. But he's currently in Dallas, which I would normally say.


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[Assistant] But he's getting his masters at Dallas Theological Seminary. So I say good for you, Josh. Uhm, so he has a question about fishing. That one's not important. I want to get to the heavy question.


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[Assistant] See, Josh, I was trying not to embarrass you, but you're wrong. Uh, anyway. So. I had to do.


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[Assistant] We didn't catch anything there, but at my dad's pond, you know, you catch it for him, they reel it in. But he's trying to learn how to cast, it's going terribly, and I'm over there fishing, and I look over, and he's just got a bass on the bank.


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[Assistant] And he did it all on his, so it was his first fish ever. One hundo solo. Oh, I bet he was fired up. Oh, he was. Cast, reel, and he goes, I got a fish. I was like, probably just grass. And I look over and there's just a fish getting drug through the mud. And I was like, yes. We got fired up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright anyway, so serious question from Mountain Home, Arkansas, Josh.


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[Assistant] It's in regard to if any of you have lost someone you love, but you are unsure if they have gone to heaven.


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[Assistant] Which is a very tough question and his is personally, uh, talking about seven years ago, he lost his dad at a young age, which is terrible. His, he says his parents were Christians, but he just doesn't really remember how Christian I guess is, is kind of his thoughts there.


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[Assistant] That's it. And I would even say we are all God's children. And Josh, you probably, you're young. You probably don't have children yet, but when you, when you do have them, you realize what all you would do for this human that you're responsible for.


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[Assistant] I would give my kids so much grace, it's, it's, it's silly, and probably almost to a fault sometimes.


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[Assistant] And that's nothing compared to the grace that God gives us.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like his chances. Cause the Lord says His grace covers all.


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[Assistant] I got one, I think. Cause you already mentioned it from Alan Kellett's lesson yesterday over at WFR Matthew 28, 18. Then Jesus came to them and said, all authority in heaven and on earth.


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[Assistant] has been given to me therefore go and make disciples of all nations baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you and surely I am with you always to the very end of the age


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[Assistant] I wonder what would happen if I just bit it's arm in half. That's why rich people, rich kids


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[Assistant] Where are you the one said you wanted to go? Did we ever know?


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[Assistant] No answer. Well it probably rang, but my phone's in Michigan.


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[Assistant] Why did you leave it? Because the guy let me borrow his truck while I was up there at that event.


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[Assistant] And he said, just lock your truck, just lock my truck. When you get to the airport, I got another set of keys. I had it sitting on the console, you know, I know how to get to the airport.


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[Assistant] And I got there, jumped out, locked the door and looked in there and said, hm.


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[Assistant] As soon as I slammed the door, I was still looking in the driver's window and I looked at it and I said, whoops.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, she got to go. That was a pretty neat deal. Was it? It was a good one. Nice and warm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it warmed up. It was 13. When I got there, it was snowing.


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[Assistant] I said, this is pretty cool. The rivers are all hard.


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[Assistant] And a lot of deer in the fields. So I felt pretty, pretty at home.


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[Assistant] Oh, I went to Walmart and bought me one of them, what they call?


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[Assistant] That's what they called them. We called them, uh, what did we call them? A hoodie. That's it. A hoodie. That's a bargain and a pair of gloves.


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[Assistant] Man, I wanted to, but no. No. I had my zip on legs, but. Zip on legs. And I kept them zipped on too, baby.


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[Assistant] They, uh, I can't stand a pair of britches. But it was.


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[Assistant] But it was like 30 degrees, but it didn't feel like 30 degrees. I mean it was cold.


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[Assistant] But it was, I mean it's a dry coat. Well buddy, it was cold.


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[Assistant] Well, there you go. Slap all weekend. All them old deer up there, they got wool on them. They was all bristled up.


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[Assistant] They just stealing lawn mowers? Just take it. And took his gas can. Why would you want to steal something you gotta work with?


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[Assistant] Thank y'all, everybody that's out there working. Absolutely. Through all this COVID deal. Thank you for working and serving us.


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[Assistant] What? You been hurtin'? Well of course. How many joints you got?


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[Assistant] Or that braid man. Old fishing stuff.


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[Assistant] Lord. Killing ducks with a rock.


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[Assistant] He said infrared reminded me why tomatoes are red. Why's that? I saw salad dressing.


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[Assistant] It turns you upside down, lets you hang. Oh, I got one of them, inversion table.


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[Assistant] Well, so that's all the things that help me is going to church. Because church ain't, you know, a lot of people think a church is...


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[Assistant] Well, I really don't know what to think. They just think they need to go, but it's, it's like a pep rally, you know, and you don't always, I mean, there's things, all churches have flaws. There's going to be things there you don't particularly agree with.


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[Assistant] Christ is preached and that's what you need to be agreeing on right there.


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[Assistant] Phil, you ever done anything like that in your pool holidays? Negatory.


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[Assistant] He used to play every day at lunch when we worked at TP Outdoors. He'd walk down the street to Old Banyan's and hustle him up a game. Make him a little cat? Yea. I was like, Curly, why don't you just go eat something? You know, the boy looked like he was about to blow away anyway, but he was always chasing his next win. He was addicted to the rush at the pool table.


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[Assistant] You gotta honor your debt now.


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[Assistant] Look folks, last couple of weeks weather wise has been


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[Assistant] Unbelievable, especially for the month of December when it happens at Christmas time and all that, it makes it.


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[Assistant] It's bad any time of year, but it's, but it's a, you know, exceptionally worse right here around the holidays with everybody's families and our friends over at Samaritan's Purse mobilize right away to help residents pick up the pieces of their lives in Kentucky and Arkansas. After the deadly tornado outbreak that struck the heartland earlier this month, the devastation is unprecedented.


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[Assistant] But our friends over at Samaritan's Purse and their volunteers are already on the ground chainsawing down trees, patching roofs, removing debris.


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[Assistant] And be in the hands and feet of Jesus in any way they can. We've seen them do that same thing with hurricanes here in Louisiana. We've seen them do it with flooding here in Louisiana. We know they're there doing good work, being strong volunteers, and all the while they're sharing the gospel. I can assure you of that.


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[Assistant] These grieving communities are just starting the road to recovery and we can be there to show them the love of Christ. We hope you'll join us in praying for these communities and if you can, donate or volunteer to support these urgent needs. All you have to do is go to samaritanspurse.org


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[Assistant] Wait, what? No, you said a five. You said a five.


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[Assistant] Come on son! That's fine, I'm actually getting caught up on all my emails.


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[Assistant] Why do you think his character on Duck Dynasty was so good? Like, Phillip, you wanna race outhouses? Hey, he done it before. You wanna race lawn mowers?


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[Assistant] This is only, this is only our show, so you better make it, I need you to be more specific.


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[Assistant] I could, I can't remember her name, but I sure could go for another big ol' bowl of that ladies greens. Golly.


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[Assistant] Oh, Goblin. That thing may have been called a, that thing may have been called a land rover, but that was like, that ain't what I think of when I think of land.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of money back in your pocket. Well Bambi, you can change HR from your biggest liability to your biggest strength.


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[Assistant] Kids are stupid. So don't overreact parents when your kids do something stupid. It's all a part of learning. I've seen, I've seen. You gotta figure it out at some point.


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[Assistant] Well hold on, let's tell that when we get back.


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[Assistant] You know what that tells me? Uncle Marvin ate in a hurry. I chew a little bit, I chew a little bit easier than that.


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[Assistant] And now when people see you walking down the street, they're trying to feed you.


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[Assistant] Hi, Johnny D. What is in that hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Hello at DuckCallRoom. Oh wait. Let's solve some world's problems and all kinds


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[Assistant] I'm not out on them, I just, I don't have any, but my wife does. Yea, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just not for me personally, like I don't want one. I've yet to stumble across something I wanted to put on my body.


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[Assistant] That's fine. I mean, I think both sides of it are fine because like, tattoos done by a real artist are some of the coolest things. I mean, it's not for me, but like I look at them, I can appreciate fine artwork on somebody's body. Like, I think that's really cool.


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[Assistant] But, if that, if a tattoo is gonna keep you out of heaven? No.


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[Assistant] And I learned from that. And I think you hear those stories all the time about people that don't get jobs because of tattoos and this, that, the other, you know, so I, it, I don't know, in a time and place that was probably


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[Assistant] They're, they're judged based off the crowd they kept a lot of times, but now, I mean, I see.


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[Assistant] That have, I just, I don't see a problem with them. Again, I just ain't, I ain't found nothing I want on me.


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[Assistant] Yea, maybe one day, but not right now. Like, I'll keep wearing the groove ring and... I've gone this long side with Alan.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming this is in reference to the money found in the bathroom.


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[Assistant] Man, the good Lord gives you whatever platform you got and what you do with it is your thing. The world can get into that just like they can get into anything. That doesn't matter. That's more measure of demand.


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[Assistant] And isn't it somewhere in Peter that says, I don't care why they're sharing it, just keep sharing it. He's like, that's between me and him. Oh, whenever he got an answer for that, but keep sharing the good news.


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[Assistant] Basically, I'm and I argue for a preacher God for her absolutely


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[Assistant] And the reason I don't have a lot of those video games, cause like, I can get...


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[Assistant] I mixed the last hour, I mixed barbecue sauce with jalapeno jelly and put it on there. That sounds like a good glaze.


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[Assistant] I done your fried, uh, duck fingers. They wasn't none of that left.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'll tell you something else I put on the grill that was good. Them apple something flavored, uh, them rocks out of that munt box.


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[Assistant] Me and Johanna, Johanna come stayed with us. Me and her was up drinking coffee. Well, she wasn't drinking coffee, I was. And Paolo, she was the last one. Oh, I didn't know y'all. I said, hey, it's Christmas, you gotta get on up. I don't do breakfast. I do love Christmas.


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[Assistant] I got some, yeaah, I got some tennis shoes. I got some cleaning stuff to clean my sea arc with, boat cleaning stuff. I got some SD cards.


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[Assistant] Yep. Or if you're on the lake, just throw it in a live well. Just throw a spool in a live well.


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[Assistant] I've used his stuff my whole life. That's just like a coffee cup. What side of the handle is a coffee cup on?


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[Assistant] He was a dog now. I was one of the best ones he's ever had. Well, he chained him to it. Cause you know, everybody talks about the dogs, but. Cause see we had tree vines.


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[Assistant] You hadn't thought about it? I hadn't thought about setting a goal. You need to set a goal.


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[Assistant] Well, just think about it. He knew how we was gonna act down here. And he came anyway. That's pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] You wanna have, you want my chair? Oh. Nah. He said nah.


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[Assistant] Oh, he must be going through my office. He must be. He must be. That's where that hat came from. Nah, he's filming something. I know, I had to find that hat and I said. What was he filming something? He said, do y'all have a hard hat up there? I said. Wasn't that in my office? Yeah, I said, actually there is one. There is one. The pile of junk next door.


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[Assistant] Well, anytime Willie shows up. I mean, you know it's a split because he's not duck hunting.


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[Assistant] He is rough on them deer, but them ducks is. He don't care. It's invite only. When I call him and say, Hey, we got him, he comes. If I don't. I'm a fair weather duck hunter. Next question, is y'all hunting in the morning? Fair weather.


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[Assistant] We got some cups with our names on them, and a knife, AJ.


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[Assistant] So you're telling me that that movement watch keeps good time and you can trust it, right? Oh yeah. That's, that's where you get now as I, and you are the timekeeper of duck committee. Not, not for work, but for legal shooting hours, obviously. He keeps up with what time it is.


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[Assistant] There you go. Look, they do make it easy. They give beautiful gift boxes, his and our gift guides, all kinds of good stuff. Free quick shipping right to your door.


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[Assistant] Just in time for the holidays, they start at as little as $95 on the watches. You can, don't forget, why are you there though?


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[Assistant] Are we going? Two bales. I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up seeing your nipples today, but that's fine.


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[Assistant] If Si reached over there and put his name on it, you could.


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[Assistant] I mean this thing's cool. I got the one that's got cyber like Christmas lights on it.


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[Assistant] That's my bottom drawer of my, of my, uh, my deal.


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[Assistant] 15, right? March of 15 or something like that? No! I think so. It's been a minute.


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[Assistant] That's still amazing. Yeaah, that's a sixth of my life ago.


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[Assistant] That's exactly how Si quit. He walked through them doors right there, threw me a ziplock bag full of teal reeds and said, I'm done, get somebody else to do this crap. Cause I'm a movie star now. Gone.


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[Assistant] And he, he, he walked through them doors right there, through that bag of reeds in my lap and said tell some, tell them they gotta find somebody else to do this, I'm done. And turned around and walked out. And I was like, wait what?


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[Assistant] No, the smartest thing we ever did was got Jace Robertson out of this room. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] But he's the only man I knew that took a pre and post lunch nap. He went in there and laid down for 30 minutes before lunch.


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[Assistant] Hey, follow the UPS man out of there. But! See ya'll.


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[Assistant] I agree. I never said anything. I always was like, I just never met somebody that...


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[Assistant] But look, here's the other thing, when we moved everything from down there, Sy still went down there at seven o'clock in the morning and took a nap on their couch for like the first year. Like the first year, he still went to Philip K's every day and took a nap.


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[Assistant] Si. What? If you don't know what to give your friends and family for Christmas, let me give you an idea. I want to help you wish them a merry softness and a happy new rear with new comfy underwear from our friends over at Tommy John's.


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[Assistant] It's a merry softness and a happy new rear. A merry softness and a happy rear end.


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[Assistant] We wear them all the time. I'd be willing to bet Sy's got them on right now. Returns and exchanges are free. I do. And it's all backed by Tommy John's best pair you'll ever wear or it's free guarantee right now.


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[Assistant] And yea buddy did a, I'd hate to know how much money I have in chatterbaits that I've bought. That's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] I got it all. That's all you think. Well, there ain't a compartment in my boat I didn't go through. I mean, I still got a bunch at my house too that I tinker with and dye and play with colors and all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Wild turkey. Nope. Squirrel. Wood duck. Kicking chicken. Wood duck.


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[Assistant] I've done it all. I got all that mess. I got all that mess for tying your own baits and pulling your own legs. I finally realized, you know what? That stuff's pretty cheap. It is. If you charge yourself by the hire, it's pretty cheap.


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[Assistant] And it don't take but one time for hot lead to explode all over you before you realize I may be in over my head. I'm glad I had a jacket on. I was like, okay, note to self, do not put anything with water close to that. That is not good.


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[Assistant] You can't make fluorocarbon at your house. Buddy. Oh, that's a good time. Look, you can tell Ducks season closed. We sitting here talking about fishing. And it's supposed to be 80 degrees on Friday. Well, hey, go fishing. You know, what are you going to do? When it's that hot, go fish. Yea, but you can't because Ducks season opens Saturday. Well, only in Arkansas.


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[Assistant] And lovin' every day. That sound like a country and western song. It sure does. That song sure ain't western. You wanna play some tune to it? Oh lord. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] What'd you have? I had hamburgers. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] You don't want to do that too. And then pick up what meats you want delivered with your first box, change what you get each month and cancel.


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[Assistant] And listeners to this show get free ground beef for a year. That's one year of the best ground beef you'll ever taste, but for a limited time only. Spilled m-o-i-n-k box dot com slash duck. That's moinkbox dot com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you what happens when you tag your own jig? You end up, you got one left.


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[Assistant] And you end up on the bow of the boat in Lake Darbon, in uh, what's it, Cleo Foster, that little boat run right there, Cleo Foster. And you end up, you're on the bow, trying to get that thing unhung. And the wind's rolling.


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[Assistant] And then, but the wind stops for just a minute. And then it picks up again while you out there off the bow of that boat. And the next thing you know, you're touching the brush top you're hung in with your feet.


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[Assistant] Because you just fell off the front of the boat because your boat hit a stump when that wind picked up. That happened to me.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, okay, this ain't too bad. Then I just started getting colder and colder. And I'm like, Hey, forget that hat. Y'all come get me. Come get the kid here. So I'm like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I have fallen out of a many of them. But I'll get on the edge of them. I mean, they don't scare me.


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[Assistant] You know, I, I put myself in, I don't fall out from the middle of the dang boat. Like one guy was talking about my back, we flown all day, my back was tight.


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[Assistant] At Cleo. Mmhm. I'm following it. Cleo is a treacherous area.


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[Assistant] And I say Wade and I stay upright 99% of the time.


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[Assistant] I stay upright 99%, but I know how to fall when I wait too, where I don't get wet. Straight to your knees. Hit the knees quickly and then get back up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then get back up. But, I mean, yeah, I do it. Sometimes that don't work though.


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[Assistant] I thought of my knees, I'm at Goblin's height, like in the water. Like me and Goblin, we looking at each other eye to eye then.


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[Assistant] Sy, what you looking forward to? I know you're leaving town. I'm looking forward to heading north.


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[Assistant] Where is this? Central Arkansas. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna divulge any more information. I've been there haven't I? Yea, you've been there.


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[Assistant] The rickshaw. The rickshaw. Whatever happened to the rickshaw? I don't know, but me and Willie took a rickshaw ride in Atlanta the other day. Me, Willie and Brittany. What?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did for the SCC championship. Yeah, we took a little rickshaw ride. Wow. That guy's cheating though. He's on an electric bicycle. Only way to do it. He like me, he just push that throttle. Well, he'd been doing it.


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[Assistant] We picked him because he was wearing an old tree bark camouflage shirt. I said, well, I said, do you know anything about that shirt you're wearing? He said, no, I got it at Goodwill.


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[Assistant] I said, man, that's like one of the first two camouflages ever made. You had Bill Jordan with real tree and you had tree bark.


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[Assistant] And then we got complicated with the camouflage world. But you had them two originals that were like, I saw it and I was like, man, that's cool. I ain't seen that shirt. Cause it's like an old wool shirt. I mean, that thing was from the, from the 1900s for sure. It was cool to see.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, he gave us a ride to the stadium. I felt bad when I thought he was pedaling. Then I saw, I looked up there and saw he had that same switch on his that I got on my back cube bike. I said awww.


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[Assistant] Here's what I tell you about duck hunting by yourself. You'll find out just what kind of shot you are. Yep. It puts you on an island.


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[Assistant] That's right. And you'll notice too, you shoot way better by yourself. Yep. The smaller the crowd duck huntin', the better you shoot. 100%. You ain't worried about getting over somebody's head. You're not in a race.


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[Assistant] And I'll tell you this about being quick with that bunch. Last year I was down there messing around.


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[Assistant] And I, I consider myself on the quicker side of shooting a shotgun.


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[Assistant] I looked behind and saw two woodies grab my gun and before I got my gun to my shoulder, Phil had already killed one of them.


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[Assistant] And we must have seen him at the exact same time and he went, he was, I hadn't even got my gun to my shoulder yet and one of them woodies was already folded.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was in that little blind at the beginning of the North Lane right there. And I'm a hip bop buster.


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[Assistant] Wow. Man, I'm half your age, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm just looking for a sight picture. I'm looking for that picture on the end of my gun barrel. And when I know it's there, I'm like, yep.


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[Assistant] Now what you're doing is, like, that's how I snap-shoot too. If something sneaks in there, you just get behind him and get out in front of him because you'll swing all the way through him, you'll kill him. Like, if you pull that trigger by the time you get to his nose, you'll kill him.


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[Assistant] I look for the one that's trying to be slick and hang out behind everybody.


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[Assistant] But if you've been invested in, you know, cryptocurrency and your CPA is telling you you need to offload some expenses, we got you.


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[Assistant] They're doing the work of Jesus Christ. They're being the hands and feet of Jesus everywhere. They do it in the United States.


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[Assistant] They, they do it everywhere. It's not just here, but they especially help at home. They've helped in Louisiana. They've helped in Tennessee. They've helped here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, they've helped two streets over from here. So, I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable what they do. They've been doing it for over 50 years as a Christian international relief organization that helps hurting people around the world in their time of crisis.


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[Assistant] Without the support of men and women like you, Samaritan's Purse could not do the work.


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[Assistant] The Lord has called them to do right now. You can make a difference. Go to samaritanspurse.org.


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[Assistant] To make a donation today and help change lives of those in need.


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[Assistant] Again, that's samaritanspurse.org slash dot to make a donation or simply click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. We're back. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com is the inbox. Look folks, we appreciate y'all emailing in. Thanking the time to send all that. Johnny D, what's in there today?


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[Assistant] Did he hit it with his truck? Cause if not, he's hunting awful close to the highway. Is that Thomas Rose?


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[Assistant] But that's that new real tree. That's that real tree blue. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. Is that a real place? I have no idea. Bean station?


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[Assistant] Here's what I know, you know, my background is biology. So inevitably I took genetics classes and all that stuff. Okay. Talking about dominant and recessive traits and inheritance and all that.


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[Assistant] But, you know, now I am what I am. Who cares about hair? My dad.


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[Assistant] So there you go. Don't worry about being bald, my man. It's fine. Good things are coming your way. Get you a good beanie. You gonna need it. That head gets cold in the winter time. But you'll be fine. That's why I hunted a beanie all the time.


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[Assistant] You know, don't be thinking, what's that, a man ought not think more highly of himself than he ought or something like that.


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[Assistant] To the Lord. To the Lord. Preach it on. Preach on preacher. Alright, we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm gonna try, I'll, it's worth the risk. I got a question though. There's, there's two of them over there and there's not any over here.


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[Assistant] And they start- Episode 1 was all about Christmas tree cakes.


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[Assistant] I can't eat anymore today. I've just had all my calories.


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[Assistant] That train was rolling for a while. Every day we came to work, we'd have another bag of peanut M&M's waiting on us.


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[Assistant] He puts ketchup on steak. I don't think we'd be friends.


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[Assistant] He's the one asking for it. He's got half a billion dollars and he's putting ketchup on steak.


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[Assistant] Andy's got an annoying little brother. Okay. Doesn't he? Oh, the worst.


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[Assistant] Just watch out, you telling people on the podcast. That's fine.


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[Assistant] I'm excited, I got the Ritual Everscrolls on the way. And they're tortoise, so I'm gonna look really smart. Like, oh hey, how's it going?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna look like a genius and hopefully it, I was reading excel sheet this morning at the store and I was like, getting cross-eyed, I needed some help.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at the whole list of episodes right now.


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[Assistant] See, yea, you miss- Kay's always been your replacement, and they're literally all of our top episodes, besides the one with Phil, are the ones with Miss Kay, cause she's-


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[Assistant] And you didn't hear the story about the dog fight at the homeless people wedding.


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[Assistant] You need to go back and watch that because that was probably the best story I heard the whole time we've been here.


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[Assistant] I went to my office just the other day and it was just empty except for a box.


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[Assistant] One of our, one of our frequent emailers sent that in. I thought I'd just sneak that in before the break. I like it.


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[Assistant] Because you emailed while we were doing this Mitch. He said he would beat us at Mario Kart, Martin.


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[Assistant] He doesn't say which one. He claims to be a Mario Kart hustler.


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[Assistant] That literally came in and I saw the words Mario Kart on my screen. I said, I just need to read this. I got his attention. Alright, here we go.


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[Assistant] This one's kinda deep, which I like the deep ones.


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[Assistant] Or towns. Cause it's kind of a, there's a bullying situation happening.


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[Assistant] So, uh, this man emailed in, he said requesting prayers for our son who was bullied in high school and he finally stood up for himself. I had a boy.


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[Assistant] Uh, just ask if we can pray for him if we have any advice on bullying. Episode 100. Don't do it.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget what my dad told me. It was borderline scary. Cause I got in a little tussle at church one night.


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[Assistant] I was trying to walk away. I was like, leave me alone, man. Quit making fun of me. So I kicked him.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got one more and then we'll wrap this thing up. Uh, Tim!


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[Assistant] Uh, Tim is expecting their child, uh. Congratulations. Congratulations, but there's complications.


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[Assistant] The goal is to get to 25 weeks, which is still, I don't know what Anna was. Do you remember? I don't remember. Stone's wife, she was tiny, tiny. They're currently at 22 weeks, so they're trying to hold on for three more weeks. They're monitoring the wife.


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[Assistant] So try and keep that baby in and cook it as long as possible. Uh, and he just wants to know, he's facing the fear and how to deal with that fear.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and he wants prayer, so I'm asking everybody to pray for this family of Tim and his wife and their new baby. Uhm.


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[Assistant] It's the scariest and greatest place in the whole world. A good NICU. It's no fun to be there. My son was born.


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[Assistant] I think my wife went on bed rest at like 25 weeks. He was born surprisingly at 34 in the middle of the night. Which in 34 sounds like a lot, but he had other medical issues. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And yeah, it'll scare the crap out of you. Just straight out. Which is normal. Yeah, that's normal. And Tim, one of the, one of the things I'll tell you is when you're in the NICU, just like a bully, there's always a bigger bear and there's always somebody going through. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] You know, you think you're in control of things and when your child is in the NICU, you are in no control whatsoever at all. And you just gotta put your faith in Jesus. That's literally your only choice. And.


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[Assistant] Uh, but now that kid got some Beyblades for Christmas, he's seven years old, he's hilarious. He told the mail lady, happy December 26th the other day, and I've never laughed so hard in my life, just cause he's in a good mood.


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[Assistant] So there is light at the end of the tunnel and, you know, I'm, I'm requesting, I don't know why this happened on episode 100, but.


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[Assistant] Reckon this one's gonna be heard by a lot of people and I want everybody to pray for, to pray for, for Tim and his family. And you know, everybody going through stuff that's our fans. We get prayer requests all the time.


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[Assistant] I'mma eat so much turkey on Thanksgiving. I'mma eat so much turkey.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cranberries are a thing. I don't eat them really, but I'm talking like, you know, like that, you know, whenever they open the sauce and in the shape of the can it goes.


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[Assistant] You know you can just buy cranberries. Those are- those are kinda make you-


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[Assistant] Cut it a quarter inch, quarter inch thick and fry it.


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[Assistant] Some people, I'm reading a list right now, and this has Thanksgiving sides ranked, and they put number one as mashed potatoes. Gar.


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[Assistant] I will say this, my number one Thanksgiving food, that's not the turkey and the ham, is sweet potato casserole. Or just sweet potatoes.


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[Assistant] And we've discussed pies, right? Thanksgiving pies. All of them. Preferably pecan. Martin. I'm a pecan man. Coconut. Look at the screen.


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[Assistant] Martin, how, how crazy are you feeling?


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[Assistant] On eBay right now, you can go get the Reese's peanut butter pie. For how much? For $450. That's probably your momma's account. We've been known to make a little eBay money.


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[Assistant] Oh look, I found the most popular Thanksgiving side in every state. What? And ours is different. Jambalaya.


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[Assistant] Well, mashed potatoes, California, Nevada, Arizona, all the weirdos are eating mashed potatoes. Colorado.


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[Assistant] That's the most favorite side dish. All the people that voted for Brandon are eating mashed potatoes. In blue states like the Taters. West Virginia, West Virginia with the hard-hitting rolls. Oh wow, there you go. I don't know how they came up with this. That's the way they roll. Alabama, god bless them, sweet potato casserole, I'm in. Yep. Tennessee and Kentucky hash brown


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[Assistant] Casserole? Casserole. Sorry, I just saw something that super disturbed me. Missouri and Minnesota, literally it says charcuterie tray. They got a Lunchable for Thanksgiving? Good for them. What a bunch of heroes. Whatever happened to Minnesota, nice. Whatever happened to Minnesota, nice.


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[Assistant] New Jersey is stuffed mushrooms as well, but we are the only state in this great, uh, union that has cornbread dressing as our number one side. And praise God for that. That is us, baby. That's it. Praise God. Cornbread dressing.


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[Assistant] I made a, I made a turkey last two years ago with all that, uh, it's, it's on like Willie's Facebook or something. Yeaah. With the crawfish cornbread dressing.


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[Assistant] That's a good way. Delaware's favorite is cauliflower mashed potatoes. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And North Dakota with the hard hitting. Dot's pretzels. Fruit salad. Fruit salad. Fruit salad. Fruit salad's a gore. Come on.


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[Assistant] I got a lot of bones to pick with New Mexico.


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[Assistant] Idaho and New Mexico. New Mexico! What's New Mexico?


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[Assistant] Side salad, like go, just. Side salad. Well, the problem man. That's every meal.


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[Assistant] Nice people. And they said, we're gonna go eat, uh, this food. I said, oh, and we got there. I said, oh, Mexican food, sweet. No, you're right. No, no, no. New Mexican food.


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[Assistant] Which is different. And it was absolutely, it was way better than a side salad. I find it.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to get us to a break because I'm so confused. Ladies and gentlemen, here's what you need to know. Louisiana is the greatest state on earth and we eat better than you for food, especially every meal.


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[Assistant] Y'all you staffs at the honey home? Oh, I sent somebody some Israeline and some Bobby Garland, uh, Vegas. He didn't want Vegas. He wanted Bleeding Shad. I was wrong. Whoops. I didn't understand him on the phone. Phone orders are tough, but you know what's easy?


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[Assistant] A bull in the butt with a base fiddle. You know what I'm thinking.


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[Assistant] See that? See that good look at look? We get on this a lot, but that is a fa- By the way everybody, we got a new TV, so. Oh, that's neat. Oh, they put up the new one?


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[Assistant] Six times six. Thirty-six ducks. Thirty-six at least.


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[Assistant] I know where you're going. Hey, shouldn't be too hard to f-


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[Assistant] I'm not saying bring the computer and the, the things. Well, we'll go to your duck hole and do that.


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[Assistant] And they said, we gonna stay here. I mean, there's a few of them.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. Johnny did, do we have a first? Yeah, I accidentally just clicked off of it. Alright.


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[Assistant] Good job. That was Lucas. Lucas. Lucas. Good Bob. Congrats buddy. On that big ol' buck. And then, uh, anybody else? Anybody else? Well, you got some advice and stuff. Do it.


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[Assistant] Here's one more. Here's one more. One more of these. Just cause I want everybody, I want everybody to see them. Uh, this is Jeff from Fillmore, Wisconsin. What was Wisconsin's favorite Thanksgiving? Wisconsin. Big potato. Big potato. I think they were on that baked potato bag. Baked potato.


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[Assistant] She used a four 10 Martin. All right. That's a deer gun boys.


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[Assistant] She is 8, uh, and that was her first turkey from her own 410.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm assuming this, uh, he hadn't told anybody.


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[Assistant] If you're related to Trey from Perry, Georgia.


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[Assistant] Hey, his life's gonna change drastically. He is asking for advice about that. I'm worried that he didn't run this past his wife though.


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[Assistant] And he said, and I was wondering if y'all could announce it for us. We did, buddy. We did it. He said, I was one. So here's my first bit of advice. You might want to run things like this.


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[Assistant] Hmm, pregnancy announcement. Oh, where did it go? Oh, father son advice. Love it. Father son advice. Hey guys.


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[Assistant] Uh, so him and his dad have taken, they've been hunting their whole life. His dad kind of slowed down. His brother's kind of slowed down. This man right here is working the land, getting it all ready to go hunting. Right? Love it. Um, so it's kind of his spot at this point, right? Yep. Uh, he's the only one working it. He gets a buddy involved, buddies helping out, sweat equity.


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[Assistant] Yep. And then opening weekend happens. His wife. Here comes everybody. His wife shot a dough. Nope. And Buddy. Excuse me. And his buddy shot a nice buck. A whole eight point. Well hey. And now, Dad's mad.


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[Assistant] We don't know. Hey, dad gets all upset. I will finish the story real quick. And, um.


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[Assistant] He's like, well, hold on. He's been working. Yeaah. But now they're not talking. All we know is dad's upset, son's confused, and now son's mad that dad's his dad, and now everybody's mad and nobody's talking.


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[Assistant] The man that wrote in, uh, he says he knows he needs to forgive his dad. Absolutely. And I know I should talk to him, but, and then he puts this in caps logs.


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[Assistant] Sometimes and often times we have to do things that we just don't want to do. Like, hey, hold on, why are you mad? And look, this doesn't make sense to me. And then you're going to have to make it make sense because he's your dad.


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[Assistant] Alright, hey real quick, my friend Kevin, who's emailed in a couple times, uh, whose baby was having an ultrasound to see if they'd need surgery, so prayers up for that. The baby's in the NICU and the NICU holds a special place in my heart. Plus, we had a baby announcement today.


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[Assistant] And we don't know if his wife knows that, but we do know this, that Psalms 127.3 says, Children are a heritage from the Lord, offspring a reward from Him.


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[Assistant] He tried to get him, he's like, no, this isn't a mallard, I need to be the Woodie. Woodrow or something like that, and they're like, nope.


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[Assistant] No, he is a karaoke. I mean he- He used to do it on buses.


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[Assistant] And it's saying jukebox hero by four. But, here's the deal.


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[Assistant] Something incredible as a karaoke person, but now he's done this and he thinks he needs to lead worship on Sundays.


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[Assistant] Then he did, then after that he did, uh, what was the song? No, no, no, play something country. Play something country. And then he did Fly by Sugar Ray. And I think that's it? Unless I missed an episode of Sugar Ray.


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[Assistant] Oh, so I think I know who's gonna win.


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[Assistant] But I googled it. I didn't learn this from any backstage stuff, but I think I know who's going to win and yeaah, he had no chance.


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[Assistant] He's a singer. When the Queen of Hearts is revealed of who it is.


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[Assistant] Shotgun holes are left. Not good at retrieving ducks.


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[Assistant] Learning something. I have a question too. Why does Jace have those two dogs that he has?


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[Assistant] What, he has a dog named Todd for real? See, I had a fireman buddy say we don't like that.


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[Assistant] Cause if somebody's outside and the house is on fire, they're like, oh no, Todd's in there, they'll run in.


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[Assistant] But like, if you say, oh no, Rocko! They're like, oh well, Rocko's...


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[Assistant] When Allison had a little bitty yippy dog as a child, it, it, it's, it's demise was a recliner. Oh. Going back.


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[Assistant] 10 less than 370 have been 5 more than 355.


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[Assistant] From Jackson, Tennessee. He was eight years old. I'm going to Jackson. And something weird's happening.


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[Assistant] And then this one is a super good story.


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[Assistant] We're going up north a lot today.


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[Assistant] From the woods of Hillsdale County, Michigan, nine year old Cray shot this whitetail buck right here. Look at that bull. And he shot it like four days ago.


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[Assistant] So, but do you see down at his shoulder? Yeaah, looks like a pretty good shot. That's not the shot. What?


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[Assistant] He shot this deer right in the shoulder blade on October 30th.


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[Assistant] And that buck walked out in front of this young man again and he said not today sir.


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[Assistant] But, he hit him down 450 Bushmaster at 80 yards, put him down, that was the-


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[Assistant] Oh, Craig in Michigan sent that in about his son, and then I wanna run to Canada. Uh oh. Uh oh. I've never caught a walleye in my life. A walleye.


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[Assistant] Whoops, last name. We got a first squirrel from northwest Missouri, twelve year old. That is the biggest squirrel I've ever seen. That's big old fox squirrels there. Are those not giant squirrels?


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[Assistant] Well, have you ever noticed like every offensive lineman in, in, uh, the NFL's from Wisconsin?


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[Assistant] Or Iowa? Is that the- they're all farm-raised?


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[Assistant] Well, and then my favorite email I got today.


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[Assistant] Alright, well this is, I'm just gonna do this one real quick. My man Gary from Longview emailed me and said, hey, you know that ice cream you've been talking about? The little Debbie Christmas treat cake ice cream?


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[Assistant] He said, my Walmart has it. I'm on my way if we can meet Cy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should finally talk about that with Godwin, not you. Um, yeah, I don't. Cause you're our health coach.


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[Assistant] We think. We're really not sure. I mean, you know, hold on.


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[Assistant] Okay, well, can I say something? I'm in on it. I haven't had any this year because I'm doing right. A McRibs legit. Really?


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[Assistant] Whoa, that got weird. Okay, here it is. We hunt probably on our own land, he says, uh, which some of the case I hunt on other people's land when they let me. He goes on to say,


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[Assistant] He doesn't look like the traditional hunter either. He's 36, a lot of tattoos, necks, hands, head shave, big beard.


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[Assistant] He kinda looks like a rough biker type is what I'm gathering. Uh, he thinks it might be off putting to some farmers and landowners like that to where he could hunt. Uh, but he tries to go up in jeans and flannel and car heart and uh, he tries to offer labor as payment cause he's a mechanic. But he's looking for permission on, uh,


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[Assistant] He's looking for advice on how to get permission to hunt other people's property.


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[Assistant] Alright, next one. Church question, y'all want to do it? Yep. Alright, Avery from Alabama needs some advice. I can't decide on the right church for me and my family.


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[Assistant] 23, married with two kids. My father is the preacher at the church I grew up in and he's currently at.


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[Assistant] Been there his whole life, uh, but there's another church he really likes nearby town. Kinda different. He, he kinda likes it better. He thinks it's gonna be better for his family. Uhm, but he doesn't wanna let his dad down.


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[Assistant] So how do you, how do you navigate what happens on Sunday mornings and where you go? Sir, you've come to an expert. Not really. Um, that's a weird one. Is there a way to do both?


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[Assistant] There's a pro, yeaah. What time's the service? Yeaah, do we have an early? Run both. Yeaah. Or, you know, and I don't go to church with Si. BOOM. That's a weird thing to say. And I used to.


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[Assistant] Uh, but then I found a place that I thought was better for my family, and guess what? I have family at this church, I have family at that church, I, I, if, if it comes down to the church, you're going to lose, cause it's gonna come down to Jesus.


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[Assistant] Yep. And I think one thing I did in my life was I got super confused on, I was worshiping church more than I was worshiping Jesus. For sure. 100% in my life I did that. And so something you gotta be careful of is, if you're more worried about the church than Jesus,


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[Assistant] Cause that's a, that's a road that, cause church is a good thing, right? And so then if you go down the path


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[Assistant] Of that, you're gonna end up being disappointed, cause every church you're gonna find flaws. You're gonna find flaws if you go to Phil Robertson's church.


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[Assistant] If you go listen to Al on Sunday, it ain't perfect. You go listen to my man Tom that I go to on Sunday, it ain't perfect. You go listen to Phil on Sunday, it ain't perfect.


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[Assistant] And I'll say this, and if, you know, your dad might be disappointed that you wanna go somewhere else, but he's still gonna love you.


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[Assistant] The coolest churches I've ever been to are super close with other churches in town that work together. You know, and there's this weird thing in America where I don't know when denomination started. I'm not trying to get into all that.


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[Assistant] Because that's just an awful place to go for me. But it's one of those things like, we're all on the same team. Whatever church you're going to, if they believe Jesus was born,


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[Assistant] Died and rose again. We're all teammates here. And so, like, let's all find where we fit in on that team and charge forward.


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[Assistant] So yeah, pick the church that's best for you and, you know, talk to your family. And you'll be surprised at how many people, like those, you'll be like so nervous about those old people at that church that you, or people at your old church, you'll be like, oh no, they're going to be mad. They're not. They're going to wish you nothing but the best.


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[Assistant] And they might forget who you are two years later. But anyways, I got a Bible verse to wrap up. Acts chapter 10.


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[Assistant] I lost the verse now. Where'd it go? 10-13. 10-13, but they knew what it was. R-17-26, either one.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm looking at chapter 10, so 10 13, then a voice told him, get up, Peter, kill and eat. It's hunting season. That's just a good verse to live by.


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[Assistant] That's just what's by your head in that hobbit black. That's what's waiting on you at the door. If you get past the door.


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[Assistant] The worst one I ever got was cutting down a tree.


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[Assistant] And that thing fell unbeknownst to us on a yellow jacket nest in the ground.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you how long it took them to sniff out that chainsaw running.


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[Assistant] Not long. But hey. And by that time he's like, man, that burns. What is that? By that time, oh, he's still burning.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're worse than the old one. Because when they pop you.


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[Assistant] So, Cy, in the state of our economy right now, how much faith do you have in the U.S. dollar?


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[Assistant] Okay, but what about what you're holding right there?


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[Assistant] So, if it's not backed by it, you might as well get you some of it, right?


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[Assistant] We think it's time that everybody considers buying some gold and silver. That way you got something you can put your hands on. It's been years for...


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[Assistant] You can even use your IRA to invest in gold and silver. The one place we trust to buy our gold and silver from is SD Bullion, founded by two Christians. SD Bullion offers some of the lowest prices on gold and silver.


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[Assistant] of size favorite snake oil salesman. How does it do on stains? It honestly refreshing to work with a company built on faith based values with low transparent pricing. If you want to learn more,


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[Assistant] So time out. We got off track here. Size on TikTok in a straight jacket. How do we go from a Prince tribute to singing friends in low places? Here's the thing, they made me mad, so look.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought you were telling an actual story. No, you're telling the act of how you got to.


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[Assistant] But if you watch that movie about the circus, The Greatest Showman, they could sing. So what's your excuse?


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[Assistant] What Prince song did y'all say? That's a good question.


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[Assistant] It didn't look tight. You needed different bad mates. They sounded mean. You was being bullied.


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[Assistant] We ain't gonna out you about that coon dog story that you took as you own, but we ain't gonna out you on that one. But that'll be alright.


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[Assistant] It does have the perfect amount of stretch to give you the most comfortable all day fit ever.


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[Assistant] Trust me, you'll love the toughest, most comfortable belt and on demand and the most comfortable ring for guys and girls who play in the dirt. And with the Groove Life lifetime warranty, there's absolutely no risk. Right now.


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[Assistant] Get 15% off your groove life order at DuckLovesGroove.com with promo code DuckLovesGroove. Go to DuckLovesGroove.com and use promo code DuckLovesGroove. That's all one word. Duck Loves Groove for 15% off your groove life order.


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[Assistant] One last time, ducklovesgroove.com, promo code ducklovesgroove.


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[Assistant] You're the only man I know that's been to Arby's and got a bowl or something.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, pretty, pretty legs. What's he gonna do? Choke him out? Run him down?


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[Assistant] Hey, I'll tell you this, a week and a half ago, you couldn't have done that. So whether it counts as a technical push up or not, you on the right track. Oh, he's doing good.


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[Assistant] I threw them pushups the other day. First 10, no problem. Second 10, I was like, I felt him.


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[Assistant] Third ten was like ten sets of one. I mean, I had to do one and I was like, okay, yea buddy, them arms are uh, okay, take a breath.


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[Assistant] I ain't going to no jujitsu class. Trust me. Nah, Sy's got the ultimate defense already. They can't get around that hump on his back. They ain't gonna get his back. You know? They get back there, they can't reach his neck.


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[Assistant] Alright, well everybody knows the folks in Louisiana have been dealing.


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[Assistant] With After Effects of Hurricane Ida, y'all are about to go see it firsthand out in Venice this weekend and, uh, you'll.


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[Assistant] You know, just have a pretty good understanding of what it is, but you know.


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[Assistant] One of the first groups on the scene after Hurricane Ida were our friends over at Samaritan's Purse.


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[Assistant] It seems like they're always one of the first on the scene, you know?


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[Assistant] Absolutely, and they're not just there to repair homes and damage property. They actually work to help repair some people's souls, their lives.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know, they, they, uhm, this summer they went out to the California Dixie Fire.


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[Assistant] The one that scorched like a million acres out there, I mean just think about that, a million acres. That's a big piece of land.


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[Assistant] Uhm, destroyed more than 1,300 homes and structures and Samaritan's Purse was right there, so.


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[Assistant] War, famine, persecution and natural disasters here in the US and around the world. They show the love of Christ while sharing the gospel and being the hands and feet of Jesus.


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[Assistant] And here is what we need you to do. Go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to find out how you can get involved with this ministry.


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[Assistant] They are great testimonies of what God is doing and opportunities to get involved right there on the site. Again, that's samaritanspurse.org slash duck to learn more or just click the link here in the show notes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's awesome. What y'all, y'all go fishing and like messing around or just hang out?


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[Assistant] If we ever hire another person, we drove our one so crazy. He had to go be a youth minister. I don't blame him. Two years in the hole is all he could stand.


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[Assistant] That's about it. So if you're a videographer, call Martin here at Doug Commander. Nah, start with John David. You'll get to me eventually.


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[Assistant] Which reminds me, let me give y'all some money. Bring me back some of them stuffed chickens from that Bell Chase Meat Market if it's still standing. I don't know what I'd have left down there.


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[Assistant] The first time I landed on them things, I did eat a whole chicken. I ate the whole thing.


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[Assistant] All of it. This show was good too. I said, Lord have mercy. That's when I knew I had to triple my order.


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[Assistant] Yep, I made it to the hole and everybody had all their stuff and I said, where's my gun?


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[Assistant] Wasn't there? It was back at the camp. A shotgun's vital. You get there and this falls under that rule of never touch another man's equipment.


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[Assistant] Yep. I was told, yeaah, I'll get your stuff.


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[Assistant] Okay, well then I'm gonna go do this. Yeah, it didn't happen. Well, my stuff went and got...


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[Assistant] And that's my fault for not checking before we left. I'll wear that part of it, but that's...


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[Assistant] And duck hunting, just make sure all your stuff gets to the boat or the four wheeler or however you get in there. You're in charge of it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I can blame it on them all I want to, but it is my fault. So when I got there, I was like...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause he still had like a half inch of space between the choke and his gum barrel. And that's as far as he could get it in there. But let me tell you something. It was tight.


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[Assistant] You gonna put way more smiles on children's faces, maybe in Santa Claus than anybody. Nobody at your high school reunion gonna care what you look like after 50 years.


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[Assistant] But unless you show up at Santa Claus. But there ain't gonna be but seven of them left, probably. So I mean, like, you know, make the kids happy.


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[Assistant] That's terrifying. Holler at me. I'm booking for 10%.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, here we go. Sy's got a buddy. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] Martin? Well that's not near as fun as I thought it would be.


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[Assistant] Ah, well look, in the traditional mailbag, we have a letter, I'm just going to read it real quick, from


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[Assistant] That's an interesting first name, Shenandoah and Gary. Yeah. But it says duck call room. My name is Shenandoah. I'm an artist of this card, which by the way, look, I don't know. It's kind of a white card. Yes. Yes you are. That is cool. It's a green winged teal on the front, hand painted. It's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uhm, which is actually what made, like caught my eye to make me open it. I was like, man, that's cool. But anyway, she's the artist. I hope you like it. No, we don't like it. We love it. I also paint prophetic


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[Assistant] They got a pretty good show. Yeah. Overall we're fans, but we're bigger fans of Jesus. He saved our lives after many years of alcohol slash drug addiction.


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[Assistant] So that's what we're going to close with this week. We're going to close with her favorite verse. I actually


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[Assistant] This is one that I think we use often. We may have already used it, but I don't know if we have or not, but we're going to read it again.


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[Assistant] And it is Hebrews 11, 1. Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.


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[Assistant] That is a good one. That is a good one. Shannon, Owen, Gary, thank you so much for the card. That was awesome. We're going to continue to lift you guys up that you continue to stay clean and sober.


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[Assistant] And that your marriage thrives. Thank y'all so much. We've had fun this week here in the duck call room and we're out.


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[Assistant] What in the world do we have to do to get humans to act like a beaver?


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[Assistant] Them suckers, I'm telling you, you know, it's a drought year, so we got pipes going wide, in theory, wide open.


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[Assistant] And if you ain't there at daylight with a shovel, you ain't got a pipe going wide open.


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[Assistant] It's kind of like when you're fishing and you're sitting on a dock fishing, you know, cause you ain't, you ain't out in the boat. You're sitting on a dock and you, you cut wind and you look at the post and where you just cut wind, that post lets off of little waves, lets you know if you was a F, a G or, or whatever it was. You ain't ever seen that? No. Where you vibrate it? No. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Eat you some beans and go fishing and watch how many compression weights you throw off of it.


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[Assistant] And that right there is why you cannot trust a Notre Dame fan. Alright folks, let's take our first break. We'll get out of here.


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[Assistant] Goblin, you know why I wrote caution hot on that cup, don't you? Yep. Why? HR, boys! That's a fact. Check.


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[Assistant] I know, but look, when you are running a business, HR issues can kill you. Wrongful termination suits, minimum wage requirements, labor regulations, and all sorts of a myriad of issues, and HR manager salaries


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[Assistant] Are not cheap, an average of $70,000 a year.


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[Assistant] Bambi spelled B-A-M-B-E-E was created specifically with a small business in mind. You can get a dedicated HR manager, craft HR policy and maintain your compliance all for just $99 a month with Bambi.


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[Assistant] Is available by phone, email, or real time chat. From onboarding to terminations, they customize your policies to fit your business and help you manage your employees day to day.


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[Assistant] All for just $99 a month. Month to month. No hidden fees. Cancel anytime.


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[Assistant] You didn't start your business because you wanted to spend time on HR compliance so let Bambi help.


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[Assistant] Get your free HR audit today. Go to bambi.com slash duck right now.


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[Assistant] To schedule your free HR audit, that's bambee.com slash duck, spelled bam to the B-E-E dot com slash duck. There we go.


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[Assistant] If you believe, if you believe in a good Lord and a good book, then you know why it's such a cool thing and why you're still mesmerized by it.


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[Assistant] 10 to 20 pages. But I feel the same way about a five.


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[Assistant] Like I can sit there and just look at a fire too. Mesmerizing. I can't imagine the first human.


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[Assistant] That saw a fire. That built him a fire and got it to work and said, now hold on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I just, I can't imagine being way back in. Way back in.


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[Assistant] And getting a fire going. Somebody's job had to be, their only job was keep that fire going. Keep that fire burning. Keep that rascal rolling. Keep that fire burning.


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[Assistant] Cause if I get around one, I gotta have a stick to poke it. You'd have been pretty good at that job. I'd have signed up for it. Willie would have been the greatest keeper of the fire of all time. I love poking a fire. I don't know what it is about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, watch that rascal dance. And the different color flames and everything.


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[Assistant] Ain't no fire left in this one. Ain't no fire boys. That fire went out long ago.


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[Assistant] What's all Matt doing? Hey, I'll tell you a funny one. Let me read you a direct text this morning.


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[Assistant] I agree. So you want to talk about side watching gun smokes. I left before daylight this morning.


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[Assistant] Uh, work at the duck hole and put up a deer stand, all kinds of stuff. Well, in my leaving, I woke my wonderful bride up before daylight. Before daylight? That's nice. It gets daylight early now. It was too bad. No, she didn't want no, but she texted me and she said, she said, where's the remote? And I said, I don't know why. And she said,


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[Assistant] But I, I text her back and I said, I would suspect it's under the bed. Cause when my alarm went off this morning, it scared the snot out of me. And I threw everything that was on the bedside table. I was not ready for that. Apparently I was in a deep sleep when that thing went off.


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[Assistant] Don't you love a good story about an American entrepreneur? I know I do. Look, if Phil hadn't ever started building duck calls, we wouldn't be sitting here right now opining about.


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[Assistant] Look, if you don't know what gun magnets are, you need to. You can mount them in your truck, under your desk, or anywhere you want easy access to your gun. A couple of our Duck Call Room listeners named John and Lori set out to make the best gun magnets money can buy, and boy did they ever


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[Assistant] They wrapped the neodymium magnet in top grain leather to keep it from scratching your gun. And voila, soft hold magnets were born with a perfect holding power and perfect good looks. Look, you want to know where you can mount them? You can mount them anywhere. You can put them in your car, truck, tractor, beside your bed, in a duck blind, in a safe, under a desk or table.


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[Assistant] Under a store counter or anywhere you need lightning fast access to your gun, every soft hold gun magnet is handcrafted in America with this verse from 1st Thessalonians on the back. Test all things, hold fast to what is good.


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[Assistant] The 50 pound pull magnet is designed to keep your full size, fully loaded gun secure.


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[Assistant] Even the roughest roads in America, trust me, they hold on I-20 so they'll work anywhere.


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[Assistant] These look good anywhere you mount them, even when your gun isn't attached. Get an American Patriot Magnet, armed and beautiful. Come and take it. Or ask about custom logos. You get to spend $500 to $1000 on the perfect gun. So why put it on a cheap magnet that will scratch your new investment? Buy the best. Buy American.


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[Assistant] You can't always carry your gun on your hip, but when you need it close, softhold is a choice for American gun owners like you.


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[Assistant] Give yourself or someone you love the one gun accessory you'll use forever, a soft hold gun magnet. Use the promo code DUCK at checkout.


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[Assistant] To get a 10% discount off your entire order at softhold.com.


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[Assistant] That's S-O-F-H-O-L-D dot com. There's no T in there. S-O-F-HOLE dot com. Promo code duck.


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[Assistant] For 10% off your whole order, perfect Christmas gift for the gun enthusiast in your life.


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[Assistant] Alright, Goblin, are you thinking you can finish this now?


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[Assistant] Hey, it's a good Slurpee, boys. I don't want you to hit us with no HR violations.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just want to make sure that nobody tries to get us. That's right boys. Caution. Hot.


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[Assistant] It is kind of funny that that whole deal started because somebody spilt coffee in their lap and said you should have told me.


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[Assistant] And now we have to pay more taxes because of it.


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[Assistant] I can't argue with that logic. I guess that's why iced coffee is the thing now, that way you can't get burnt.


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[Assistant] And get a brain freeze, that's for sure.


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[Assistant] Well, Sire that one time called it a brain sneeze. That's true.


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[Assistant] I was trying to learn why people write costume hot. But here's the problem. So you're, you're griping about hot coffee, not griping.


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[Assistant] But you entered a class action suit because Redboy didn't give you wings.


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[Assistant] So, I got a question. With the logic of that, you now work at a tackle shop. Oh boy. If I go and buy some minters and I don't catch nothing, can I bring them back?


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[Assistant] Thank you. Yeah, I've been bringing them back returning them. Oh,


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[Assistant] And neither are high insurance rates because of car wreck. That's right. For ambulance chasers. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He's out on that bag. Two things I can completely agree with.


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[Assistant] We don't produce enough SPMs, which could be why Si was in pain. Omega XL can help restore your SPMs and rejuvenate your joints and muscles so you can move like you were when you were young.


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[Assistant] 1-800-844-48 88! There you go, 1-800-844-48 88! Not one, but two bottles.


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[Assistant] If it gets you from point A to point B without your own power, that's a rig.


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[Assistant] Rig. Boat. Jump in the rig, let's go. A rig can be anything that moves stuff. Yea, I go with that.


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[Assistant] I feel like this is a good time as a PSA to people taking deer pictures.


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[Assistant] Nobody wants to see that poor deer's tongue hanging out of his mouth.


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[Assistant] He's fired up. No, I know, but that's what I'm saying. Look at that smile and that curly hair. This can be used as a coaching.


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[Assistant] Right here. Great first deer. I couldn't be more fired up for you. That is fantastic. Mine wasn't that big. Heck no. Mine barely, mine didn't even break the skin. So there was just little bumps on top. So I mean like, no, I'm not just going forward. Let's get rid of the tongue.


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[Assistant] Sigh kinda been like Bigfoot, he's been seen everywhere. Oh yeaah. So, uh. And everybody's cousins hunted with him. Daniel writes in.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying, I totally believe that.


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[Assistant] I'm saying that is a high likelihood of being the truth. Well, let's take a break.


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[Assistant] That's how that coffee was up there lukewarm.


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[Assistant] The saints have been, the saints have had better years. But look, that's why our friends over at Rumpel have made a blanket that can withstand the great outdoors. And look, size even got it on on the great indoors. Rumpel is on a mission to introduce the world to better blankets. These blankets from Rumpel are weatherproof, durable, and most importantly,


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[Assistant] For a limited time, you can save 25% site-wide at rumple.com. Visit rumpl-r-u-m-p-l.com by November 30th to get 25% off site-wide and give the gift of coziness. If you want to be warm this winter or you know somebody that's cold all the time, give them a rumple blanket.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Johnny D. Hey! What's still in that mail bag, son? Uhm, I love it. I love fan mail. That's fantastic.


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[Assistant] He got to thinking about Philip breakdancing. He said watch this. Alright. Hold my tea and watch this.


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[Assistant] Well, a woman's in there for like .7 seconds. Yeaah. I gotta go in there and think about something.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you right now, I shut the door not because I'm private or anything like that. If I don't, my 50 pound lab is going to come in there and be a foot heater. Why does your dog come in there while you were leaving yourself and sit on your feet?


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[Assistant] I don't, you, does yours do that? The dog come in there? Soon as you get in there, here come the dog. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And it's like when they do it, they turn around and look at you. It's like they want to be seen.


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[Assistant] And then they want to make sure that they're protecting you. Why aren't you sitting by me? Yeaah. It's like they're like, you're vulnerable right now, I'm coming to protect you. So what's the question?


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[Assistant] Light a fire. Okay. Light a fire.


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[Assistant] Excited right now. Oh yeaah. He's down there saying, y'all get up here. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Y'all come on now. I'll pray for his family. Yeaah. Oh, pray for his family. Pray for his church.


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[Assistant] And still got like three more. He's got stuff going on. He's a busy man. He's a busy man.