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[Assistant] So if you have any fantastic stories, such as all of our friends that have sent it in, where you got, you had to tell your spouse, cause a lot of men cook, a lot of women cook, and you had to tell them, that ain't no good, please send it in.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. I can remember, I grew up hunting a tin saw swamp. Yup, down there in Madison Parish. Tin Lake Hunting Club.


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[Assistant] Beside Africa Hunting Club, and I can remember seeing pens where they'd catch them deer and they would take them to other places.


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[Assistant] But we had deer. I grew up seeing deer, but when we'd get here and get around, you know, I didn't see no deer when I was young running around in the woods around here.


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[Assistant] So the odor you were, that was the seniority. Yep. Otus went first down to the pecan odor.


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[Assistant] That was, I don't know if you remember, we was up there by the dump.


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[Assistant] And there was a, we heard a shot and we went over and it was, it was two young guys. I don't know who they were, but they shouldn't have been there. And they had shot a deer. And you told them, you knew them.


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[Assistant] There might have been some of them boys, you know, north of there. Yep. And, uh, he said, you need to get out of here. He said, get what you can get. Just don't let me catch you. That was because of that, wasn't it?


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[Assistant] Well when was the first time that you, uh, said, I think I need to make a duck call?


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[Assistant] He was blowing him other calls and he was having to manipulate him.


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[Assistant] Work on them all the time. Oh yea. We were working on them all the time. To make them sound. Yep. I started with an oak. And I remember we'd have to take it to some guy. Oh yea, yea, you had to do a lot of cutting.


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[Assistant] Tony told me, well, it was weird cause me and Tony rodeo'd, you know, together and he'd moved off and uh, built all them condos in New York.


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[Assistant] And paid off everything. That's what he went up there for. When he come back, and I ain't seen him in probably two years.


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[Assistant] And he called me and invited me to go to church.


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[Assistant] I busted out laughing. I thought he was joking. Cause I knew what he was doing. Cause I was doing it with him.


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[Assistant] He was serious. He kept, he kept calling and, uh, that was pretty cool because he didn't care what I thought.


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[Assistant] At that time, we just got Johanna, adopted her, cause... What year was that, but when were you converted? 1996, January the 1st, at one o'clock in the morning.


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[Assistant] I met you at some kind of duck calling contest. At a duck calling contest, we, we did, that's when, uh,


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[Assistant] They, the feds bought tin saw down there, bought all that hardwood bottom up and bought our hunting club. So we didn't, we was kind of in between finding somewhere to hunt. Well, this guy in the neighborhood invited us on a duck hunt. We'd never duck hunt.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we went and man, it got me. When he talked to him.


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[Assistant] And them suckers talk back, the hair on the back of my neck, it just stand up.


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[Assistant] Air Force pilot. And us knowing him, how he, how he was acting back then, we like.


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[Assistant] Would you let him fly ye?


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[Assistant] No, I, uh, I got to be friends with, you know, I worked at the paper mill for 21 years. I've been working there as long as I've been working here. Pretty neat. So what actually do you do?


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[Assistant] Since February 80. 80,000. Well good night.


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[Assistant] Would you rather stare across at me or your brother? I'm scared of him.


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[Assistant] You know the difference between me and that old boy? What? Is when I told this story, I'd have told him I was wearing like a Rapala shirt or a Booyah shirt.


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[Assistant] Is that their version of Mardi Gras? No, no, it's a, uh.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's awesome. I still have my deal. Remember when we did the Seminole deal? They gave us those necklaces with a cross that they had hand beaded the cross, but the deal was made out of bone, like some kind of bone. I still have that thing hanging from the mirror in my truck.


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[Assistant] The story begins three years ago when my wife was going through breast cancer. During her chemo treatments, I slept in the living room on the floor with a makeshift bedding so she could recoup in our bedroom. I slept mostly on my left side and had excruciating pain in my left shoulder for three years. That was with an exclamation point, so you know it hurts.


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[Assistant] And that was until I started using Omega XL. I can now say I'm 95% pain free in my shoulder and my wife is doing great as well.


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[Assistant] Thank you all for what you do, not just turning me on to Omega XL, but for everything you do. So, Matthew, two things. Thank you for giving Omega XL a try and we're so glad that it's working for you.


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[Assistant] And praise the Lord your wife is doing better after her breast cancer and chemo treatments. That's awesome to hear. Matthew, it's stories like that that make these ad reads even more fun. Let's just be honest with what they are. So Omega XL, it blocks the pain because it kills the inflammation. It doesn't just cover it up like topical rubs and creams.


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[Assistant] We're going to help get you started. Order Omega XL now and get a second bottle for free. Visit OmegaXL.com slash.


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[Assistant] I do want to know though, so I got a question for you. Why do you think Native Americans love you so much?


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[Assistant] And I'll say this, that's a pact I made to myself when we started these things. There wasn't going to be somebody at them events that didn't get that chance because...


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[Assistant] You know, I, I mean, I, I remain, try to remain humble in the fact that people still won't come up to me and talk to me and ask me for a picture, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that's that old phrase, never meet your hero.


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[Assistant] I'm the same way. No, I'm the exact same way. I was in Fort Worth, Texas this weekend at the Bassmaster class.


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[Assistant] And I figured out something. Do you believe that people actually listen to what we do in here?


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[Assistant] Cause it had to be 500 of them told me. I love that Duck Call Room podcast.


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[Assistant] You gotta get on it. I lost my last one the other day, I said I won't do that again.


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[Assistant] But look, I will say this. You were in Philadelphia, Mississippi. I was in Fort Worth, Texas. It felt good.


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[Assistant] To be back out there. It felt like the world was coming back together.


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[Assistant] Now it is a lot different now because people, we've been trained for a year, year and a half now to give people six foot of space.


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[Assistant] So it's kind of interesting, like people, even when they're waiting in line, they give, they give a little extra room, which makes a better experience for everybody. You didn't realize how much we was crowding each other till this thing got up there. Now everybody gets their own little time. They get 30 seconds to a minute to talk to you and they move on. Nobody's like pushing to get up there in it.


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[Assistant] But it felt good to see America back to normal. I mean, there was 50,000 rednecks in this place all talking about fish. We gon' be alright in this country.


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[Assistant] The data scientists, that's right, scientists, people in like lab coats and stuff, at Scoremaster have cracked the code on how adding 97 points to your credit score is like foul money. It means fast loan approvals, huge discounts, low interest rates on everything from buying a refinance in the home to leasing a new car to applying for a credit card.


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[Assistant] How fast is scoremaster? One member raced his credit, scored 33 points in just 5 days, another 43 points in just a couple of weeks. So, look.


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[Assistant] Most of them add an average of 67 points in the first 20 days or less. That's incredible. If you do that, you have just saved $10,000 on a car loan and up to $100,000 on a home loan.


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[Assistant] Of course. I'll take it. No doubt about it. So look, score master is so easy. It takes about a minute to get started. And if you hurry, you get to try score master for free. That's right. Try score master for free and see how many plus points you can add to your credit score. All you have to do is go to scoremaster.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] That's scoremaster.com slash duck and once again scoremaster.com slash duck. There it is.


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[Assistant] Let's go into it. We ain't even there yet. So hold on, look. The powers at bay that sit over here to my right.


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[Assistant] Anyway, no, there you go, youtube.com slash duck call room, all one word. Like, subscribe, hit the bell.


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[Assistant] Apple Podcasts leave a rating and review. We appreciate all of y'all because now that we've been out in the world again.


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[Assistant] I actually know y'all do listen because y'all come out and tell us. So that's awesome. We're not just talking to ourselves about this.


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[Assistant] But Sy, look, for part, part of the Bassmaster classics this past weekend,


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[Assistant] We had a celebrity Pro-Am fishing tournament, uh, prior to it to raise money for charity.


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[Assistant] So we had, we had some people come in and I got to talk to them. One of them I ain't seen in a while, but I saw him again and.


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[Assistant] And he expressed a desire to go fishing with Si.


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[Assistant] We're talking, we're talking about prime time neon coach Deion Sanders. Whoa. You met Deion Sanders.


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[Assistant] Oh look, we showed up at this lake up there in Texas.


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[Assistant] And we, me and him and Greg Hackney, Greg Hackney's a personal fisherman from Louisiana, so you know me and Hackney's type. Cause we just rednecks, you know. He from Gonzales, we from West Monroe. Is that where he's from, Gonzales, Louisiana? Hackney is, not Primetime.


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[Assistant] An old private time looks at the lake and he says, you boys know I'm more of a private lake fisherman.


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[Assistant] And I said, I looked at him and said, buddy, me too. Me too. I like him.


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[Assistant] So look, yeah, prime time wants to go fishing. He's over there coaching at Jackson state. So he lives in Jackson, Mississippi. I told him I had a spot we could go and he said, we're going to make it happen this summer. So prime time fishing together. That's a good time. I'm just going to sit back and watch.


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[Assistant] Hey look, and Shocker, Greg Hackney, and Deion Sanders won the tournament.


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[Assistant] My favorite part about him that I saw there though is he walked in, he's still as competitive as when he was playing football and was trash-talking everybody in there. In person. Trash-talking me, trash-talking Marcus Spears, Cheryl Swoops, all of just trash-talking. And I sat back and thought,


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[Assistant] Let's not get it twisted now. He was talking trash because he was on the best team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it was good. It was, uh, it was a lot of fun. He won. So the money went to his charity, which is actually like the Jackson state.


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[Assistant] No, it was good. He told a, he told a good story about a kid right before he left here, uhm, and why that fun meant so much to him. So we raised a little ton of money. It was great.


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[Assistant] We gave money to the boys and girls club of Louisiana cause that's Marcus Spears' big deal. So it's always fun to give back. And when you get to hang out with those people, man, like.


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[Assistant] It's the same old deal though. It's what I love about the outdoors is it brought in a bunch of people who had no business knowing each other or meeting each other, gave them all a fishing rod, and instantly we had something in common.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's what the outdoors does, right? I mean, that's why we do what we do. I mean, except for if you see pictures of our Senator, not our Senator, but a Senator.


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[Assistant] Look, when I saw him, I said, you been killing any ducks? And he was like, oh man, it's you. And then they come in, they took him out in a boat and I saw the pictures from him and big Ted reeling that bait caster sideways. It was not a good look for you, Ted. Look, you know.


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[Assistant] Have you seen it? Yeaah. Yeaah, you found it. Do a little research. Hey, that's fine. Somebody, well. Maybe it was a big fish. That's on them. Nah, that's on them though. They should have gave Ted a spinning reel.


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[Assistant] I'm putting whoever handed him the equipment in charge of that mistake.


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[Assistant] Well, he was, he was not there to fish. He was there shaking hands, celebrating. He just threw one out. He went out there on the lake. Well, look, we were, so the second morning of that tournament, you look up, we're driving up there to it, lightning everywhere. And I'm like, huh?


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[Assistant] That ain't no good. I ain't got no slicker. I ain't got nothing. So I look on the radar and in the whole United States at 4am, there is one thunderstorm.


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[Assistant] Which ain't too big of a deal, you know, rain, all that happens, but when we got there, so they had the weather channel there. Well, we're just standing there talking, just, you know.


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[Assistant] Making, making stories, small talk, waiting on seeing what's going to happen. The Weather Channel anchor come over there and said,


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[Assistant] Guys, I think y'all are probably going to want to go get in your trucks now. I said.


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[Assistant] Huh. I ain't ever been told that by one of them, but when he did that?


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[Assistant] I found another gear to get to my truck. Like, and then about two minutes.


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[Assistant] Here it come. And it was a beautiful light show.


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[Assistant] If they're there in person and he says, you may want to go get in your rig, you go get in your rig. I found that out.


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[Assistant] That way you don't look like me and Philip and you look like you got a toilet seat around your head. It's common sense, boys. You know? I mean, I'm just telling you, if you don't want this, we got something for you.


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[Assistant] And look, I kinda hope the baldness will start to my back, but that's neither here nor there. Look, you've got a million reasons to be stressed out these days, right? Stressing out about your male pattern baldness and receding hairline doesn't have to be one of them. The good news is Keeps can help. Keeps offers the same doctor recommended FDA approved hair loss treatment, but they're the generic version, so you only pay half.


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[Assistant] Paying half is a good thing. It's a great deal, and one more thing you'll love about keeps, you can do everything online, answer a few easy questions,


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[Assistant] Snap a few pictures of your hair. This is a judgement free zone. And a licensed doctor will review your info and recommend the right hair loss treatment for you. Then it's shipped to your door. Why make sure it's to the doctor and drugstore when you can do it all online from your couch. So let's get you started with a special discount.


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[Assistant] Go to keeps.com slash Robertson for 50% off your first order of hair loss treatments. That's keeps.com slash Robertson, keeps.com slash Robertson.


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[Assistant] You're one of the people I feel uncomfortable with. I leave early. I'm never like, early, get there, you know, having to haul to get somewhere on time. I leave early.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with it, but I will say, when you're on the roads these days, you see a glaring problem in today's society on that highway. And it's just like what Si said.


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[Assistant] The only thing that matters is what's going on in this four feet of car in my life. They don't think about anybody else but what's happening right here. They don't think about the person beside them, behind them, in front of them. It's none of that. It's just all about them right there in that moment and that's it. That's all they care about.


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[Assistant] Which is one of the reasons we are where we are today.


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[Assistant] And apparently I missed the study that showed that the cruise control can cause brain damage.


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[Assistant] No, it is, it's, it's incredible. It's, it's just a, oh.


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[Assistant] A heads up about our brother podcast, Unashamed with Phil and Jace Robertson. Phil, Jace, and Al will be doing their podcast in front of a live audience next Wednesday. That's June 23rd at the NRB 2021 Christian Media Convention in Grapevine, Texas.


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[Assistant] Now here's the cool part. The convention just changed things up so anyone with an Expo Only Pass can check out the exhibits and see the live podcast with Phil, Jason, Al. I'm sorry, Al, you're always last. They should go alphabetical. This should be Al, Jason, Phil. Sorry. I'm rooting for you, Al.


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[Assistant] If you'll be in the Dallas-Fort Worth area on Wednesday, June 23rd, this is your chance to get a pass and watch the live show in person at a deep discount. All you have to do is head to nrbconvention.org slash register and use the code unashamed.


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[Assistant] To register for an Expo Only Pass, that's NRB as in National Religious Broadcasters, nrbconvention.org slash register and use the promo code unashamed to get an Expo Only Pass and watch the first ever, first ever live Unashamed Podcast for just 25


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[Assistant] If you're a bad driver and want to self admit it to Si and ask him to pray for you, send it on.


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[Assistant] No, but you said that ya'll was in that East Tennessee bag.


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[Assistant] Water? I'll say this, on the off chance I do drink coffee.


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[Assistant] Which is once a year. In a blue moon. Maybe. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That long tail that's coming down and going to the ground.


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[Assistant] No, he ain't no bird dog. He ain't no bird dog. That's a big cat.


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[Assistant] I say, okay, Martin says, I say that cat was way aww.


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[Assistant] Right at 250 going toward 300. Okay. Martin says that is a bobcat.


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[Assistant] Is not shaped anything like a little bobcat's head.


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[Assistant] And that's another thing, at first I said he was a puma, but hey. You don't think he's a puma anymore? No, no, I take that back since JD put the puma up there, okay. The puma. This is...


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[Assistant] Hey, what we're looking at on the screen down there on Phil's property is a Mexican Jaguar. Hey, if you started playing Mexican music, he'd tap dance for you.


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[Assistant] No. I see bobcats all the time while I'm deer hunting. And trust me, we've got a big one down there on Phil's property. And that's him. No, that ain't him. That's him. That ain't him. Okay, hey.


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[Assistant] He can't find one, I don't guess. I'm not scared to put it up there. Trust me, that cat right there is not a bobcat. Nah, that's a bobcat. I can't zoom in on it.


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[Assistant] This is your, this is your porous performance. Here's the question. Okay. Okay. Here's the question. Yo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but hey, look at the size and that thing looks like a kitty cat compared to that big cat I'm looking at there in that photo.


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[Assistant] Now that might be a baby. That might be a baby bobcat.


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[Assistant] He's closer to a lion than a bobcat. King of the jungle.


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[Assistant] Dagwire. Don't show it to him. Oh, no, no, I ain't worried about seeing another one. Okay. I don't have to go to the other one.


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[Assistant] I actually brought it and looked at it and looked at them ears, okay. Look how big his nose is. Can I see it? Yeah, you're welcome to see it. So you, to look, I looked at his head. Okay. Well, why didn't you just zoom in? Zooming in don't get it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, where did you get that? Is that like a- My wife used to see us- For what?


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[Assistant] To read the real fine print on stuff that she buys cause they they've.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. That you're saying, oh no, that's exactly like that, that, that picture of that bobcat.


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[Assistant] Here's the deal. He's not a very tall one. No, no. Here's the thing. How high would you say that is? To what? To the top of his back? To the top of his back.


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[Assistant] That one walks up there, he's getting shot. That 35 Wheeling or either my 6.5 Creedmoor.


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[Assistant] Okay. You see something that runs down and then before the tree stopped that tail keep going. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.


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[Assistant] Y'all have done force me that cat better not walk out in front of me during deer season. Cause if he does, he dies.


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[Assistant] Okay, and then I'm gonna bring him in here and talk about, hey, uh, now, I've identified him cause I've put him on the ground and it ain't a bop.


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[Assistant] This is what tickles me about this whole setup though, is that tree is perfectly situated. Okay.


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[Assistant] There is no clear end to this tale. No.


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[Assistant] It don't just stop and then there's a dark place. Nope. It's running and hey, then the tree gets in the way. It's funny. It's funny to me. It's a, but hey, still that's a big cat.


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[Assistant] And I could be wrong, but I, I, I go to my grave saying that ain't a bobcat.


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[Assistant] No, Jay's tried that with me. Hey, Jay's tried that with Johnny Gallagher.


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[Assistant] Okay, tell me, now at 12 noon, if you get far enough away, it'll look black.


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[Assistant] Okay, I just look and say, hey, hey, it takes three guys to put him in the back of a pickup, yeaah. He weight three hundred pounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the only reason he shot him is he knew the size. Cause he couldn't see the horns. It was, it was, yo. His horns were like curlicue. Devil, devil horns.


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[Assistant] Hey, his head, I'm sorry, he looked like a Black Angus Cow.


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[Assistant] I got a picture of that. I'm just saying, hey, when he come out, that's what he looked like was a black Angus cow.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He, he come out with his head first. I thought it was a giant. Giant. Oh, you thought it was a cow. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm Ted. No, hey, that's a good picture of a black angus bull.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'll be able to shoot him. Who? That big cat.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I don't want to. That don't bother me. He's just so, he's just so pretty.


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[Assistant] He's gone. There's the hop. Yep, he's gone. That's pretty awesome. Oh my goodness! Jay?


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[Assistant] Well, you hang both of you up, okay. Hang him on one side, hang you on the other. And put that cat in the middle. And it will be pretty, pretty close, boy.


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[Assistant] That's it. And hey, and it comes from the waters of the pristine waters of New Zealand.


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[Assistant] Oh! Wrong answer. It's m-u-r-r-a-y. Moriah.


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[Assistant] Oh, a behind the Y. Oh, a Y. All right. Yeah. Last chance. M U R R A Y A.


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[Assistant] And then sometimes he'll say, Hey, let me in. I need to talk to you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know that that, I mean, so, so here's- Oh wait a minute, I left out one other one. I got, I got half of that. I got three. Philip.


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[Assistant] Uh, Phillip? Yeah, y'all too. Okay.


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[Assistant] Two true friends are the ones that know your faults. Yeah. And they still hang with you. Amen.


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[Assistant] That's the way I ended all my performances. They brought me out in a straight jacket.


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[Assistant] No, the resemblance is there because of the size of your head.


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[Assistant] Well no no, look at the eyebrows. Your eyebrows look the same. I can't see my eyebrows.


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[Assistant] No, hey, back in my day, we, we had to cool. Forget that.


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[Assistant] I'll fix that. If you worm and there's bumblebees around, you get your toes stumped.


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[Assistant] And it never fails. And it's the greatest of all.


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[Assistant] But when they age out of soccer, they ought to just call the WWE because they're, they're the finest actors. I will say.


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[Assistant] And look, I've been on the bottom of a mini, a pile of football built, but, and it hurts, but you get back up and do it again. You know, I mean, you, you got 27 seconds before you got to run another play.


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[Assistant] I was, my family, hey hold on, we were season ticket holders. Of course you are.


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[Assistant] There were three dentists that were sponsoring the thing, like around the deal. I was like, well that fits.


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[Assistant] A collection. Yeaah, I got that puck from that one that we went to. It's in my closet.


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[Assistant] Streetport always killed em. Don't bring up so. The mudbugs always whooped em so. My wife was from streetport. She a mudbugs fan?


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[Assistant] Now I've been, there's, I know Brittany loves going to those Predator games with her dad.


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[Assistant] You're, you're out. No, that was LaCrosse. LaCrosse. They took that stick out, that stick with a net, and whop! They come running behind them like sitting on the screen, and they're like, now, bop! I was like.


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[Assistant] Next man up. That's when we could travel to other countries.


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[Assistant] That was this century. Yea, I guarantee you. Wow.


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[Assistant] That's amazing what we can get off on a tangent on. We went from soccer to wrestling to travel to hockey to lacrosse.


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[Assistant] What uh, what other sport do we want to talk about that's on ESPN7? I mean. Cornhole was on TV the other day. Speaking of that, look, we didn't talk about this on the last one, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in 12 minutes or whatever it is. With a bun? With a bun. Well, he never eats them at the same time.


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[Assistant] My deal with my man Joey is, he wins by such a wide margin. He should start- Why don't you start shutting it down?


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[Assistant] I mean, once you got one, you want to beat yourself. Like, it's still your name in the record book.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Is it 10 minutes or 12? I couldn't remember. 10. And so then it's... 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] But, but that's like front, that's front heavy though, because like in the first two minutes, he's, he's got about 30.


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[Assistant] I would go to the hospital, like, hey, I need y'all to pump this, like, whatever this sludge is inside of me, like all these...


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[Assistant] All these pig nostrils and chicken toes. Let's get that out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's all I'm sayin'. You didn't eat 76 in 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] I do love a chili though. I like chili though. I like. You gotta have a little chili on it.


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[Assistant] Huh? You got it here? No, I went off and left it, but our friends over at Tommy John sent you a pair of the new Apollo underwear, and I must say... Apollo? Right, it's the Apollo boys. Look, Showtime at the Apollo, right?


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[Assistant] But anyway, the Apollo is Tommy John's newest and most advanced men's underwear yet with a performance grade dry release fabric blend that is exclusive to Tommy John. It's Tommy John's latest comfort innovation and you can't get it anywhere else. Apollo men's underwear is proven to keep you drier and up to seven degrees cooler than regular cotton underwear.


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[Assistant] The best part was, with Willie's though, was his picture was on the bus. Behind him.


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[Assistant] No, he threw him a little cash down and he looked up and saw his picture on the bus and compared it to him.


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[Assistant] I really am a little upset you didn't bring that trumpet. Well. And I didn't even have nothing to offer you and trade for it.


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[Assistant] What was the, what was the final ending of that loaf of bread? Did Miss Paula get to try?


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[Assistant] And Cubans like a pickles now.


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[Assistant] No, but I was looking at them hand cut fries that looked real good.


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[Assistant] Well here we go, so I'm gonna rate it at a number two. Let's take our second break, we'll be back after.


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[Assistant] So, what do you think of our friends over at Samaritan's Purse?


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[Assistant] I have to agree, this summer one of their big, their big pushes is for, as you can see on our screen here, Operation Heal Our Patriots.


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[Assistant] Which is a ministry designed to help injured veterans and their families. So, um, you know, a lot of times those guys come back home, guys and gals, not just guys.


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[Assistant] Uh, super good calls to give. Look, they, they do a lot of things. I mentioned they show up in the face of natural disasters.


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[Assistant] You know, fires, floods, you name it. They're there. Uhm, and they're there to work. They're not just there to get the photo ops and move on. So, we've seen it here in North Louisiana. Uhm, they're an international relief organization with a commitment to love and help people all across the globe.


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[Assistant] We all have the opportunity to be like a good Samaritan by showing the love of Christ to those around us, sharing the gospel, and being the hands and feet of Jesus.


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[Assistant] Here's what we need you to do. Go to samaritanspurse.org slash duck to find out how you can get involved with this ministry.


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[Assistant] Trust me, there are great testimonies of what God is doing and opportunities to get involved. Again, that is samaritanspurse.org slash duck to learn more. Samaritanspurse.org slash duck or click the link in the show notes.


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[Assistant] Time to bring the pain. Well look, here's, here's something cool about this week. This is number 50. Number 50. Where on number? That's right after 49.


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[Assistant] So look, we appreciate y'all getting us to 50, but we didn't want to start that way, but we do feel like we should tell you that. That's pretty awesome. It's over. Ain't that so?


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[Assistant] Well, you're closer than you were at 49. That's right.


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[Assistant] Oh man. It has been fun though. I mean the 15th, it's been fun. It's been a good time.


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[Assistant] He was in North Carolina. Spinning, spinning cobra in North Carolina. He got caught. He wasn't as slick as that tiger in Houston.


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[Assistant] Insert it into your stong. Something puts it into your poison.


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[Assistant] Secreted, like, don't go lick a frog, he secretes poison.


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[Assistant] A snake, you can lick a snake and you're fine, long as they don't turn around and dough pop you. So that's the difference between venom and poison.


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[Assistant] You can't even get them things off your shoe.


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[Assistant] You know. Yea, but 70? That's just dumb. 70?


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[Assistant] Did he have like some really cool ones?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, he's going up in them mambas. Yeah. That black mamba. And the green mamba. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you're like me and you spend a lot of time on the river and next thing you know you go around a blind curve and there's a big old barge, let me tell you something, one thing that's gonna go through your mind, do I have enough life insurance?


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[Assistant] Phone call. This exclusive policy was recently rated number one by Forbes.


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[Assistant] What other weird news we got, Sean? Let's, we went into the spittin' Cobra.


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[Assistant] I've had all them sauces. Ain't nothing worth blowing up there. Calm down, man. It ain't cane sauce. Like, come on, man.


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[Assistant] No, if not, if they ran out of it, I'd be upset if they're like, we don't have it. That's kind of their thing. Yeah. I mean, that's your deal. Like, but there's no reason for violence. No, I'd be like, you know what? That was a good one.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Let's get in that hello at duck call room mail bag. But before we do, hold on.


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[Assistant] YouTube.com slash Duck Call Room, all one word.


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[Assistant] But, if you haven't, go back, leave us a nice rating and review on Apple Podcast on our first 50. Look, don't wait for the next 50. Don't quit procrastinating. Carpe diem. Seize the day! Hit them bells, stars, all that good stuff. Alright Johnny D, what's in that mailbox?


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[Assistant] Yep. What? You ain't seen them things? Oh, you ain't seen that? What does it do? You put it, you find their tunnel, like they're, one of their travel corridors, you put it over it and then they go through it, trip it, wop, straight down on it.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Go visit. I'm not saying become a member of the others.


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[Assistant] Or perhaps get with all the other churches and organize a mixer.


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[Assistant] I ain't saying we went back to the 1500s, but we's close.


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[Assistant] Hey, there's, I mean, the problem is you're coming at a bad time of year to experience Louisiana because crawfish is probably going to be gone.


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[Assistant] I was like, really? That's when them farms get them all.


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[Assistant] And then their shells are too hard to sell so they'll sell them as bait so you can stock your pond with them.


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[Assistant] They're still, you can still get you some, but you're gonna miss all the good local stuff like that. Uh, I mean, there's some, there's some places around, you know, Cotton Parish, all of them kind of places. Johnny's Pizza. That's our famous Doe's Steakhouse. Doe's is good. Trapp's. Trapp's is a solid local place. Um, yeah, I mean, there's just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he'll do that too. Yeah, that was weird. But that's, you know, that's the, that's the deal. Hey, Gimber, our old office mate. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] But they're from Florence, are they coming to see Jennifer? Like, is it a relative coming to see Jennifer because she had her baby? Different last name. Oh, okay. Uhm. Just curious.


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[Assistant] It wasn't until locks and dams and levees went up that it got to be what it is now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I made that false assumption last summer too, about dad, so.


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[Assistant] That is West Monroe. There you go. Yeah, West Monroe. Come visit us. Not a lot to do during the summertime. It's gonna be hot. I'm just warning you there. Go swimming. Hot and humid.


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[Assistant] Probably oughta let that river die down a little bit. It's got a lot of current in it.


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[Assistant] They might be setting the world record for that. Count the minutes. Come on a Sunday, go to meetings with us. That's right. Go to meetings with us. Washbury Road, Christ Church, choose your deal. There's a bunch of churches in this pack.


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[Assistant] We could just start off with the obvious giant...


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[Assistant] Can I get a recap of what happened? I'm of the understanding a dog bit Miss Kelly. But it seems worse than whenever I was laughing at the beginning. It seems bad. Is it bad? I'll tell you if you stop talking. Okay, I'll stop talking.


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[Assistant] So, one time we had Carter's little friend over named Franklin and they're both 6 or 7 and all of a sudden Franklin comes running and he's like


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[Assistant] Who's shut in? Who's a monkey outside? And I was like, first off, I hope so. Cause that's gonna be awesome. It was also a possum. So Dan and seven year olds are getting quite confused.


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[Assistant] He believed it was a monkey. I mean, but how cool would it be if there was a monkey?


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[Assistant] That doesn't exist. Yeah, that's right. Well, that like that one girl shot an elk in like somewhere that doesn't have elk. Yeah, well, I'm here.


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[Assistant] So they just whack em and stack em. I don't think I could do that.


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[Assistant] I sleep on a cloud. I need lots of, like a feather bed.


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[Assistant] I was just pressin' buttons. Uh-oh. Just, I wonder what this one does. Turned the bilge pump on. Just left it goin'. Dad, and Dad goes, we're gettin' lower.


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[Assistant] Oh, Stone, you are apparently a fashion icon because everyone needs to know, stretchy fishing pants, they need details.


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[Assistant] Savannah, Georgia. Quint from Savannah was like, I need to know about these stretchy pants.


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[Assistant] They are the best. J stones pants lol. And they all want to know. So now you know.


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[Assistant] We went to Popeyes and said spicy thighs and they were like how many? All of them. All of them.


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[Assistant] And then, and then they thought we were just splitting that and I was like, no, no, no. No, run it back. Run that. We're getting four meals. Yeah. Two for Martin, two for me.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of kids and the outdoors, Martin, you saw our friend Michael.


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[Assistant] That post he made the other day, huh? That's it. CJ. CJ played on Carter's soccer team and my friend Michael was the other coach.


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[Assistant] And they're like, that's gotta be a gator or something, just a private pond. Seven years old, 13 pound bass. The size of him. Yeah. Hey, there's a video. It's hilarious. He reeled it all the way up to the end of the rod. Cause they don't, they don't, what kind of


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[Assistant] They were fishing with live bait. We can say that for sure. They were going for the big boys. That's for sure. It's in this article right here.


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[Assistant] Darbone life, but yea, they were, they were fishing this private pond and they were like, that's gotta be something else cause CJ's just sitting there trying to get it in.


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[Assistant] They, they looked down and right at the end of the thing was a 13 pound bass, so his bubby reaches in and just pulls the bass out immediately. They all freaked out, but I figured, Sy, you'd get a kick out of both.


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[Assistant] And, and just my, my best piece of advice is you should, if you're listening to this, drive there right now. Go there. Life's too short.


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[Assistant] To, to have the, you know, family is so important and we've seen it on this show from the Robertson's perspective, from the Martin perspective, from the Owen perspective. We've all talked about our dads. It's, you know, there's a reason that God describes himself as a father.


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[Assistant] And it's because a relationship with a dad is the closest, I really think that a relationship with your dad is the closest thing that God can even use to describe it.


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[Assistant] So, man, if, if, if you got something with your dad, and look, me and my dad, we're the most two different human beings you've ever met in your life, but we're close, and we know how to, me and my dad probably ain't gonna work at the honey hole together, that could get weird.


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[Assistant] But we know that and so we know how to be friends and me and my dad are super close, so don't waste any time.


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[Assistant] We've been getting a lot of these lately, uhm, and I'm gonna combine two here, cause we have our two veterans, uh, here with Stone and Si. So Austin asked, uh, if y'all could share some wisdom on keeping the faith, uh, in God while being an active duty military. Oh, yeaah. It was, that sounds tough.


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[Assistant] I got no clue. And then, uh, just the other one real quick is


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[Assistant] He did not send his name and he's wondering how to adjust back to civilian life. If y'all have any advice for that. He's done 20 years and had four deployments. So just military. What's his name? That one didn't have the name. Austin was the one who asked about keeping the faith in the almighty while being active duty.


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[Assistant] I got you one. I appreciate it. But, and you know, you say that to other veterans and we, we all think that about you up here.


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[Assistant] I was not, I went home to lunch. I wasn't late today.


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[Assistant] Why? Cause nobody mentioned how majestic his beard was.


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[Assistant] So like when it comes to heavy lifting, I'm out. I'm out.


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[Assistant] If I drag your arm with you, would you leave? I guarantee you, if I pulled the, what's that over there? And he said, huh? And then I went, yeah! And gave it everything I had, his hand wouldn't move.


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[Assistant] And then, yeah. I'm trying to think of any world champions I've ever met.


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[Assistant] I met Dan Marley once. It was a magical day in my life that Michael Jordan didn't let him be a world champion.


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[Assistant] Why do we care about some sports at the Olympics, and then we don't care about others?


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[Assistant] I'm interested in that. That would be impressive. But like when baseball goes to the Olympics, nobody cares.


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[Assistant] It's impressive. It's like soccer in the water.


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[Assistant] I actually think we might have less because there's a chance that a couple of us drown.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of them. Karen said, Hey guys, hope y'all enjoy these treats. I was listening to you. Sorry that they're only, not only blue airheads. That's okay. All airheads are good. I'm getting kind of fat.


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[Assistant] Man with no arms accused of harassing women by asking to touch their feet.


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[Assistant] Alright, in Conway, Arkansas, shout out to the Summit family who works with us. Man with no arms accused of harassing women by asking to touch their feet.


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[Assistant] Yes he did! No, here we go. I got the rest of the article. Oh, go ahead. So it's super uncomfortable and obviously, the man's kind of...


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[Assistant] And apparently he's sitting there and then when they walk in the stairs he's like, hey, you want me to massage your feet?


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, first off, I've never got more emails in my life, so a lot to sort through. I was doing it in the airport the other night. There, we got pictures of more trail camera animals than you can imagine. Hey, and


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[Assistant] I get animals do what they do in the woods. I don't need pictures of it. I got bears, raccoons, pigs, all of them doing the thing.


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[Assistant] So when Stone's back, cause Stone's the trail camera man, we will, uh, we will discuss this further.


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[Assistant] And also, people are still sending in their sandwiches.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. I like these. I like these too. Nothing super important today, although this one to me is very important. Nathan from Florida. First, he wants to thank Uncle Cy for his service to this great country. Appreciate it. Second, he has a story.


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[Assistant] And since we've been talking about mullets, he thought he'd share this. He's been growing out a mullet for the past few months and really loved the way it looked. Well, let's have a look at it. He didn't send a picture. No, he didn't send a picture. Come on, Nathan. Well, the reason he didn't send a picture...


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[Assistant] Is his dad made him cut it off, which stinks. So apparently this is- How did this- That's a good question. Young man. I mean the ginger mullet really looked cool.


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[Assistant] I thought about growing it back next summer. I don't really have a question. I'd just like to hear y'alls thoughts on the matter. Nathan from Florida, formerly with the ginger mullet. You've gotta grow it back.


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[Assistant] Yes, I want you to, Nathan, you need to do a full PowerPoint slash book report on mullets. Why they're awesome, present it to your dad and hopefully he'll let you.


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[Assistant] All right, and then Brian sends in, uh, uh, email. Where is he from? New, mmm, uh, New Mellie, Missouri? Does that sound right? Sure. Show me stuff, boys. The show me stuff. So you need to punch John David Moore in the face.


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[Assistant] While trying to fix his cast, he's scared to use a bait caster. How do I overcome my fear of backlash? Besides practice. That's the answer. And when do you know which, uh, see, then he put a bunch of words to start with W on purpose to mess me up. When do you know when to use which? Real. Fishing.


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[Assistant] Practice makes perfect. Alright, I got two more that we gotta burn through here. Alright, Brad from Conroe, Texas. Conroe! Brad, I'd appreciate it if you got off our back.


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[Assistant] Uh oh, uh oh. Nah, Brad's upset. Uh, he came here.


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[Assistant] He came to visit us. He was in the store. Well, thank you, Brad. He did the tour here. He visited the, he called it the world headquarters. I guess it is. Uh, but nobody was home. And he, no, that's not the problem. He drove over from boser city. He was on an anniversary trip, I guess to the casinos over there. Okay. And then we, we gave a suggestion. He said,


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[Assistant] Come to Duck Commander Headquarters, I will order you a pizza myself from Johnny's, and then you're gonna go, ohhhh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he probably put pineapple on it like a weirdo. Oh boy. Just kidding, Brad. We appreciate you listening and coming by. Don't talk bad about Johnny.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then my last email is from a man named Tyler and this one super interested me because do you remember a couple weeks ago you were talking about a guy you met named Steven who was in prison. Yep. And you've told me a few times you've been thinking about him. Yep. Uh, praying about him. Yep. Uh, and so I'm just, I'm gonna read most of Tyler's email here cause this was really cool to me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he heard you talking about a gentleman named Steve in prison and it was deja vu.


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[Assistant] Because he, this Tyler guy was sitting four years sentence.


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[Assistant] He did a four year sentence because of drugs and it completely ruined his life. He blamed everyone else but me.


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[Assistant] The sad part is Tyler got out and did the same old stuff because I didn't change and thought everybody else is the problem. Then he did more jail time and he hit rock bottom.


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[Assistant] And he lost everything he had and then he went to a recovery house and his cousin invited him to church.


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[Assistant] So I just thought that was cool that this guy's been through the same thing and you would ask people to pray that he ends up like our friend Tyler that listens. So I thought that was super cool.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got a Bible. Verse of the day comes from my dad. He sent me an email at 5.35 this morning, which was long before I was awake, but I read it when I got to work.


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[Assistant] Isaiah 43 to when you pass through the waters, I will be with you and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you and when you walk through the fire, you will not be burned. The flames will not set you ablaze.


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[Assistant] That's Isaiah 43 2 and then my dad said, find your comfort in knowing whatever the day brings, you never have to walk through it alone. God is there to protect you.


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[Assistant] So is Missy's. Missy's is the 22nd. Oh, and Missy's is 22nd? And my son Ben's is the 26th.


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[Assistant] It's close to nine months, I know that. That's a big word. Yeah, I was gonna put it in layman's terms. It takes nine months to cook a baby there, son. Hey, that's it.


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[Assistant] No, he never landed on it. Like we played the whole game, I was like, sorry bud, get out of here.


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[Assistant] You were around when all the board games were made. So which one do you like?


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[Assistant] He would not eat there because he said they couldn't possibly clean it because it was open all the time.


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[Assistant] How many times have you and I combined Waffle House experiences in our lives? I don't know. Well over a thousand.


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[Assistant] I think Bert's the long-faced fella. And Ernie is the orange circle-faced fella with the red nose.


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[Assistant] I got it. I got it. I got it. He got it. Bigfoot. Oh, not Bigfoot. Big Bird is a character on the children's television show Sesame Street, officially performed by Carol Spinay from 1969 to 2018.


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[Assistant] He is an eight foot two inch tall bright yellow anthropomorphic


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[Assistant] No, the Cookie Monster's happy and the Grouch is mad cause he lives in a trash can.


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[Assistant] Just wait til the end of this podcast, they will send us someone fine with a jacket with a red fire breathing dragon.


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[Assistant] No, that's a red jacket with a gold dragon. It looks silky.


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[Assistant] That's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Now, the whole story just, now,


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[Assistant] Dear Sy, I enjoy the show very much and thought you might enjoy these. We met once before when I was baptized by Phil at your church. That's awesome and love the show and all of you from William.


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[Assistant] Triangle down. Triangle down. It punches, oh I see it. It hits the little flat part and hits the triangle out towards the bell. Ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] We got it. We got it. Oh, I gave it back to Sa. It's not gonna stop. It's gonna be our shortest one. It's not gonna stop, boy.


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[Assistant] Alright, a fan named Daniel, he asked a question about Cy and Snakes. Cy, are you still scared of them?


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[Assistant] They sent us a flag of the United States Marine Corps and as always, we are super appreciative of our veterans, our Marines, our Army. So we're going to put that up there in our flag collection. We're building one back there. We'll hold it here for now.


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[Assistant] My boy Leray is concerned about my health, and he said this is to protect me from getting pistol whips.


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[Assistant] Can y'all understand me? I can't even hear myself. I can't talk with this thing on.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna put it on. Well that's cause nobody's gonna hit you, they're gonna hit me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that is, I think that's all the stuff we got in the mail today. Perfect. Uh, this week including, uh, the birthday card and I'm sure the mail will go crazy next week with the size birthday coming up.


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[Assistant] Oh Godwin, we got a bunch of questions for you about cold water. A, Sterling asked from Sacktown, California, uh, would, what would it take for you to do the cryotherapy thing where you get in the freezer basically?


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[Assistant] Alright, speaking of cold water, Jason emailed in, are you against drinking cold water?


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[Assistant] He's got an isophobe. So would you go fly fishing in the cold water?


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[Assistant] Will, uh, from Arlington, Virginia, asked us our opinion on fly fishing. See, I go fly fishing with Willie every year in Montana, and I just do it in a swimsuit. And it's, I mean, it's like, it's cold, but it feels good.


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[Assistant] Fly fishing's okay in waiters, but what is our opinion on fly fishing while we're there? I love it. It's fun. Spinning rod's way better.


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[Assistant] Fly fishing is more just for funsies cause you ain't eatin'.


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[Assistant] And he wants to know the biggest crappie we've ever caught and the biggest deer we've ever killed.


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[Assistant] Good. Alright, well I'm done. Not gonna tell mine. That's a good one.


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[Assistant] I wanna share my crappie story. I thought you said you did. I mean, it ain't three and a half. So, I got a good story. My dad, I always wanted to mount a fish, so my dad took me crappie fishing. He said, if you catch one over two pounds, we'll, we'll mount it. And I caught six of them that were all two and a half pounds.


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[Assistant] You had one job, Sean. Alright, hey, no, I'm right there. It's in Leviticus, I know that much. Leviticus! Old Testament, boys! I'm pretty sure Leviticus 3, we're gonna guess at this. Old Testament.


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[Assistant] Alright, nope, Lamentations. That was close enough. Lamentations 3, 22, and 23.


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[Assistant] Lamentations three, 22 and 23, because of the Lord's great love, we are not consumed for his compassions never fail. They are new every morning. Great is thy faithfulness. And now I want you to do something. If you've listened for an hour, go,


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[Assistant] Click on YouTube or Spotify or wherever you're listening. Go to Maverick City Music and listen to the song Promises. And it's gonna blow your mind. But anyway, great as that faithfulness. How's that one? 50 years of marriage? That one's good enough. Yup.


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[Assistant] What is up y'all? Welcome back to the Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] Jordan Spieth is playing. Rory McElroy, Dustin Johnson. Look up the odds, look up the odds. Which one of them is the motocross? What about BW? Riggy Fowler.


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[Assistant] No, he did not. What about BW? Bubba? Bubba's there.


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[Assistant] But look, it is the Masters weekend, and the Masters is...


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[Assistant] My favorite, it's my favorite weekend in golf hands down because you get to watch it on CBS and you get to listen to the little piano and that place is just beautiful. In the springtime Augusta National is immaculate. I agree with that. Yeaah, it's pretty incredible.


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[Assistant] Just for the record, there isn't a golf course in Louisiana that has Augusta National Beat, so.


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[Assistant] Send him home. Send him home. Has your pick for the weekend changed to Shooter McGavin? No. Is that where we're at? No.


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[Assistant] Oh, they let you go first, so if you accidentally hit a good one, then they didn't have to worry about it. That's right. Yeah. The first guy to hit in a scramble is not your guy. Like that's generally the weakest link of your team. Uh, no offense. And I know they didn't tell you that then, but I'm telling you now, later in life, so.


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[Assistant] That egg yolk brings a lot of good things together. He's good.


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[Assistant] I would have been before my time watching golf. When I was like young, young, I couldn't stand to watch golf. It seemed boring, but as I got older, I was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, because that's gonna be too long. Alright, yeah, let's take a break. We'll talk about our favorite. Let's just, let's kick it to this before we go to break. Our favorite sports movie of all time. That's what we're going to talk about when we get back. Our favorite sports movie. We'll be right back.


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[Assistant] Ladies and gentlemen, spring is here and that means it's time to get your lawn on track. So we have something for you. Sunday Lawn Care.


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[Assistant] It was absolutely awesome. It is an, it's a cool thing that you do. You go online. You put in your address.


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[Assistant] of your address with the property lines. They've got every, all the information from the state.


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[Assistant] They map out your yard and you're like, yes, that's my yard. You can move the lines if you need to or whatever.


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[Assistant] And then they send you a plan that's custom to your yard based on soil types and, uh, and the weather, like where you're located, all that kind of good stuff. And you, all you do is then you go through there, choose which option you want, click it.


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[Assistant] It shows up at your door. Super easy to use. I've already put mine out. I put it out two days ago. So.


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[Assistant] It was just, it's cool. You, you do all the attachments. It's natural ingredients, safe for you, safe for your pets, and...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So look, let Sunday take the guesswork out of growing a greener, more beautiful lawn this spring. Visit GetSunday.com slash duck to get $20 off your custom lawn plant at checkout.


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[Assistant] Say, but look, we're back. And we left you wandering.


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[Assistant] What our favorite sports movies were, so let's, let's get into it. I got one. I got one. What is your favorite sports movie? That's right. A League of Their Own. Eight Seconds. See? Eight Seconds. Oh yeah!


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[Assistant] He's saying team sports. Team sports.


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[Assistant] And you're both gonna get the horn eventually. And you're gonna get stuck eventually. Ah, so Goblin eight seconds, that's actually, I was, I was, I didn't know if Goblin was going with eight seconds or Talladega Nights, cause I know he loves bull riding that NASCAR race.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, that's funny. Johnny D, where you at? Favorite sports movie.


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[Assistant] It's hard to choose one. I mean, I'm with you. You gotta name like three of them as far as sports movies go. You know, I really like


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[Assistant] Bluechips, if you haven't seen that one, that's a good one. Basketball in Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Dodgeball, that's a sports movie. I mean, it's a sports movie. And then you got, probably my favorite though is Rudy.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's, it's hard to pick one, man. Days of thunder if we're back on NASCAR racing.


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[Assistant] It was in the Dernhardt days. Oh no, he was a Crash King now, hey. Don't ever doubt it. Oh, I don't doubt it. Uhm, yeah, man, sports movies, those are...


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[Assistant] I mean, they don't make good ones. I mean, where do you put Space Jam on that list, Johnny D?


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[Assistant] Many races, they suckers are good.


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[Assistant] Mr. Vital was good. And he had an awesome last name for being like the sixth man of their team. Vital. I mean that's a...


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[Assistant] My problem with the Olympics, I never know what sport they've added and taken away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, quit adding stuff, taking it away. And then, but it's the deal we talked about with England. I'm not going back down that road, but.


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[Assistant] I know, but people just choose what country they want to be affiliated with. They're like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, this time I'm gonna play for so-and-so. Oh, okay, cool.


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[Assistant] No, but hey, let's take another break. We'll be right back right after this. Maybe we'll talk about something worthwhile. That's right, that's interesting. Cool runnings is worth it.


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[Assistant] Hey Sy, you been practicing with your 45s lately? Nope.


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[Assistant] You can't find any ammo? No. Well buddy, do I have something for you?


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[Assistant] It's eye-target. Nearly 5 million people purchased firearms for the first time in 2020.


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[Assistant] And that combined with today's political climate has driven the cost of ammo through the roof. Not to mention you can't find it anywhere. I went looking for some turkey shells the other day. They can't be found.


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[Assistant] So many Americans have stopped training with their firearms altogether because it's too expensive and ammo's hard to find. That's why iTarget was invented to give law-abiding citizens a cost-effective way to train


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[Assistant] No more inconvenient trips to the range or expensive practice ammo. Just download iTargets proprietary app.


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[Assistant] So, all you do, load the bullet into your gun.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a laser bullet, so when you put it in, you lock your action, it puts a laser out onto the target, when your target's on your phone, and then you dry fire your weapon. Bop, bop, bop, bop. It's for practice, so you're not wasting bullets. And practice in your home, mind you. And practice. And shoot a phone.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I ain't been. Some of us gotta work around here.


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[Assistant] Especially, well, let me, let me qualify that. Turkey hunting is really fun. Not in Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Cats. Yep. All of them. Yeah, top cats, feral cats. He's pretty low on the food chain. He ain't up there real high, so.


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[Assistant] Yea, it's a tough life down here, but you leave here and go to Texas like turkey huntin' real fun.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Pretty much from here, if you wanna kill good turkeys, you gotta go six hours. About a six hour window, then you can, then you can get out.


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[Assistant] Or east. Either one. Or north. You just gotta go by six hours from here.


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[Assistant] Not a boy. Good grief. I never knew that one line from my brother where art thou which did.


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[Assistant] Well you had one bad shipment show up here, but I already took my cut.


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[Assistant] If you're a business owner who's hiring, you probably faced a lot of challenges when it's come finding the right person for your role. Sometimes there's not enough people with the right skills or experience.


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[Assistant] Sometimes there's too many resumes to sort through, but you gotta hire somebody quickly.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you just may not know where to post your job to reach the right people. Well buddy, do we have the answer for you? ZipRecruiter.com can take care of all of that.


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[Assistant] Hiring can feel like finding a needle in a haystack using ZipRecruiter.com


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[Assistant] Helps you find that needle a lot quicker. Look, the cool thing about Zippercruter, they have


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[Assistant] Lots of awesome tools on their website. When you go in there, post your resume, fill out job applications, all that good stuff. And look, they have special tools designed.


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[Assistant] And automatically invites them to come apply for your job. In fact, ZipRecruiter is so effective that four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first 24 hours.


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[Assistant] It's no wonder 2.3 million businesses have come to TrustZip Recruiter for their hiring needs. So while other companies...


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[Assistant] Overwhelming you with too many options, ZipRecruiter finds you what you're looking for, the needle in the haystack. And right now, you can try ZipRecruiter for free at the web address ziprecruiter.com slash duck. Once again, go to this place, ziprecruiter.com.


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[Assistant] Slash Duck D-U-C-K. That's ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to...


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[Assistant] He listened to the podcast about the snakes and he was just coming to make friends for all the snakes. He was trying to get you on his team.


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[Assistant] That's the one we used to have live back here in the backyard, Johnny D, when we played disc golf.


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[Assistant] Gavin, how does that make you feel? You love butter. You love butter. You're a stone boat.


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[Assistant] He'd put a sweet pecan into a bitter pecan, and then he'd just make a pecan. Who you talking about, George Franklin?


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[Assistant] But that's what I'm saying, if you join a sweet pecan with a bitter pecan, do you just get a pecan?


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[Assistant] I was a little wrong about butter. See I just showed you.


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[Assistant] Oh, he was, he was right. It's cream, not milk. I'm with you though. I mean, my grandpa used to eat every night the leftover cornbread into the buttermilk. Yeah. Eat it. You gotta understand something.


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[Assistant] It's good there. It's good on the grill. But let's take our last break. We'll come back. We're gonna hit the fans up right after this. So we'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] And we're back with probably our favorite segment of the week. It's the family where y'all send us the emails to hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's H-E-L-L-O at DuckCallRoom.com. Johnny D, what's in our inbox this week? Hello.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you roll the windows up. Like, if it comes on the radio, you're like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, let me roll the windows up in case I have to stop at a red light.


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[Assistant] You know, like Backstreet Boys. That must be a venue I don't know about.


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[Assistant] So like, God, when you're riding down the road, you're riding down the road, you get stopped by a red light, I know your iPod, well, I know your iTunes account, and Salt and Pepper Push It comes on.


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[Assistant] Are you skipping it because you're at the red light or are you just rolling with it? If I'm listening to it, I'm gonna listen to it.


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[Assistant] I mean, you can look at me and Galvin and realize we're going to prefer a little bit bigger platform. Yeah, a little more firm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you splash water on your booty. I mean, you get a little splash.


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[Assistant] But you'd have you an anchor too, you know, a little rope, little egg anchor you just had on that rope, throw it on the back. Yeah. Try to hold the back end of your boat down so you didn't flip up like I said.


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[Assistant] Let's just face it, fishing is cool. I don't care how you do it, go fishing. If it's walking the bank of a pond, go fishing. If you're in a kayak, go fishing. Hey, I've caught more fish. No, they're getting fancy. I got them rigged up. Oh yeah, they got them, they got them with pedals and nut finders. Yeah, they got the pedals. Power poles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they got em, well they now got em built just big enough where some of them boys is gonna get hurt. That's the problem. Cause they gonna look out there at that chop and say, oh no, I can make it across there.


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[Assistant] Biggest thing to remember, if you're in a boat, folks at home, if you are in a boat, wear your life jacket. Wear it. Don't be too cool for a life jacket. Wear a life jacket.


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[Assistant] Get back, full force, with the whole crew.


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[Assistant] And Stone, all Stone's been doing is wrestling and getting hurt.


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[Assistant] That's it. It's therapy for him. It keeps him, it keeps him on an even kill. He's like Bubba. He's like shoot the jukebox boys. So I'm nervous because I've already...


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[Assistant] You've been working out? I work out every morning. What are you doing? It's a low pack. I got a cube. I might need this workout. No, no. I got, I got a cubey.


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[Assistant] In the recliner, okay. No, no, cause hey, this is a good working cause hey, when I get done, I am soaking wet.


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[Assistant] And it's got a setting of one, two, eight. I'm on six.


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[Assistant] This morning I kicked it on, on six and stayed with it. It was rough.


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[Assistant] No, I was worried, I was worried about no fun cause I wasn't hearing nothing and I was saying, it ain't good. No, it ain't good. Cause the last time I heard he got it and he's hot at home and okay. And then tell me, okay, they just rushed him to Glenwood. And I said, this ain't good, boy.


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[Assistant] I feel really good today. You can go ahead and figure out about two more of that. Well, 72, 32. Okay. But I can trust me. I don't know about y'all, but I.


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[Assistant] That's a good call anyway. Cause any time I do something and I've been checking my oxygen level and my heart rate and all that when I'm working out.


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[Assistant] I don't want to hurt your feelings, but hey, go ahead and take this back. I'll get something, you know, over there.


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[Assistant] So they bring it up, you know, you know, sign.


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[Assistant] Get in, and the first thing I do, I'm, I'm get, my mouth is ready for BLT. I bite into it and the first thing I do is just.


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[Assistant] In the trash can cause I've done bit into something. I don't even know what it is. And then I look and it's the darn fried egg.


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[Assistant] Who puts a BL fried egg on a BLT and not only just fried, fried hard. Okay. And I said, you, yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't do it. It's a no-fly zone. You don't want to go there because hey, every time when we eat a meal, it's a, it's a, well, what? Critique session. Well, you could have, you put just a little more salt on that.


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[Assistant] That's just the nature of the beast, boy. We're used to, like Phil said, hey, if you eat bad food, well then guess what? You're going to eat bad food the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] If you don't say, Hey, throw that trash out.


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[Assistant] I can guarantee you, you're not gonna find anything else like this, ohm.


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[Assistant] And we've got a camera on it. Okay, that is motion, you know.


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[Assistant] I done told him, I said, hey, you need to move it for the sighting of the large bobcat or the Mexican jaguar is known. We've got him on camera.


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[Assistant] So, so when people talk about the defenseless little animals, trust me when I tell you they're not defenseless.


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[Assistant] What are you talking about? I just, I can't believe it because, you know, I told Stone, I said, well, maybe he ain't making no noise. He said, oh yeah. He said, wait, he said, we're going to run by the bullet press, shut the thing off and he's over.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause I, you know, I figured a fox would be the first thing we caught. We were talking about, well, what's going on today? Fox is number one. That'd be the first thing we catch. I said, second probably may be a pig. Okay. Cause hey, you know,


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[Assistant] A pig, hey, I'll tell you what a pig would do. He's walking in the woods. A big cottonmouth laying there called up. He just...


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[Assistant] Drop to the jaw, picked him up, and hey, while the snake is popping him on the jaw, he just, and hey, down he goes.


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[Assistant] If you'll eat a cop mouth, about as big as my arm. Pigs taste good. I was watching.


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[Assistant] Look at that, look at that cat. We're trying to figure out the size of the bobcat. Number one, you told me it was ugly.


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[Assistant] That'd be, that'd be Mr. Jay Stone. He's just giving you a...


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[Assistant] Something to compare to what was there at night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the tree covered the butt of that big cat where we couldn't see his tail. That was the funny, that's the first time I started. He ain't got no tail. Oh, he ain't got no tail. About three inches long.


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[Assistant] No he ain't. He said no he ain't. He's sitting there looking at him. No he ain't. That cat was at least three foot from the ground. No I'm back, I'm back. He broke it. He broke it. He's slapping the table. I tore it up boys. Stone, what size britches you wear Stone?


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[Assistant] Here we go. Now. That's a cat. Si, what is that? Well, I'm looking. I can't tell if it's got a long tail or not. Oh, I can tell what that is.


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[Assistant] I would say just out of curiosity or just, you know.


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[Assistant] My estimation, that's about three foot tall from the ground to the back of that big cat.


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[Assistant] I would say something else but thank y'all. You can't. You can't.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, here's the thing about, hey look, about their range, their range depends on what is, uh, their food source.


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[Assistant] Cause them things right there will range from 300 to 500 miles.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, look, that's the most one, the mountain lion. Okay. Or the Puma. That's the most one that's everywhere. He's everywhere. And I'm getting ready to go to work.


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[Assistant] Here's Illinois. Well, the only thing I would comment, uh, Jason chose, uh, you know, to use a movie line. Jason chose poorly to have Johnny Godwin play the back Panther.


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[Assistant] Cause you could put Johnny Garland on the dark side of the moon and everybody would look up and say, what is Johnny Garland doing on the dark side of the moon?


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[Assistant] I'll tell you that love trail cameras.


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[Assistant] That's the most prolific cat there is. There's a mountain lion. He's everywhere.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing that got me, they, that super cat I was watching the other night. They got the Canada lynch. Are you talking about a cat?


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[Assistant] He's, he's like, he was like snow, he was like the snow leopard. Oh yeaah. But, you know, but, man, you talk about beautiful.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Hey, this one was a bull. He's a cool thing. Yeah. The one they had up there and was showing him, he was a house. He was on steroids.


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[Assistant] Well that's the big black object. I can't tell what it is.


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[Assistant] I guess by the head- You can't tell what that is. Well no, I guess by the head it's a cat. Okay. But I'm just saying, that's kinda, that's uh-


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[Assistant] They are first class operation, okay, and the people, okay, are doing things that Jesus did when he walked on this earth himself. Absolutely. Helping everybody out.


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[Assistant] The coolest cat though, okay, is the fish cat.


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[Assistant] What's a fish catfish? No, no, a fish cat. What's a fish cat? How does he taste fries? Hey, hey, he looks like a, oh.


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[Assistant] He's crossed between the mountain lion and a bobcat. The fishing cat is a medium sized wild cat.


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[Assistant] Hey, it shows him, it shows him in the Mars. And hey, he bounces up and in the water and he comes up with a big old fish in his mouth.


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[Assistant] Oh, no, no, no, hey, they got, it was the night, what they were showing was super cats.


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[Assistant] That's kind of a black cat, and he's got a long tail.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like that. I'm old school. You know, I know what I like and I stick with what I like.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm telling you, it would help. Hey, vinegar is healthy.


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[Assistant] Who told me that? Some doctor told me that.


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[Assistant] This is gonna take, beer. He said one thing, it's discipline. This is gonna take discipline if you, you know, you can't lie to yourself and be eating snacks. My high school strength. Put that thumb down.


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[Assistant] Up in a pool, doggy paddle back and forth, you know. Any type of exercise that gets your heart rate up. Yeah. Okay. And it's, you know, safety level. Okay. Do it safely. Okay. So like me, I've got to do it.


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[Assistant] And the other thing is practice makes perfect.


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[Assistant] Some of the advice I had when I was growing up about, okay, what do you want to do? Cause I had no idea. Okay. And they would say stuff like, well, do what you're good at.


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[Assistant] Well, for 65 years, I never figured out I was good at anything. You good, okay? No, no, I'm serious. You good at nappin'. Well, no, no. But then, hey, then Duck Dynasty arrived on the scene and the fans actually told me what I'm good at.


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[Assistant] Lowing smoke and making people laugh. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, so my advice to you is, you know, it may take a minute. It might take a while. Okay. Cause look, I was 65 and had no clue. You know, my teachers, my mentors, okay. The, the military. Okay. All of this is going through and I had no idea.


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[Assistant] That would be my advice to you, okay, is, is do what you're, you love and what you're passionate about doing. And look, that may be like JD had the chance to be a nurse.


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[Assistant] Okay, and then he just finally sat down and talked to himself talking about, I really don't want to do this.


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[Assistant] No no no no no no it's not that okay look there's there's no army deal with this okay you do it the army way cuz i didn't want you to do it your way. Well a lot of the ways there's no.


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[Assistant] There are numerous ways to do something. All you've got to do is, hey, what standard are you putting on me on this work I'm fixing to do?


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[Assistant] This man is my hero. So I was just telling you, hey, you don't have to work your tail off doing it the dumb way, okay? You can accomplish the same standard as long as you do it.


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[Assistant] Perseverance. Perseverance is important.


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[Assistant] But here's what you can take and go home and sleep at night with. We're with Jesus and we will be with him for eternity if we just keep doing just what you read to do.


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[Assistant] We win. The battle has done been fought. The war has done been won by the son of God, Jesus Christ. Okay. So hey, I'm gonna stick with him. Amen.


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[Assistant] The Homes of Hope, uh, is in south Mississippi, south of Hattiesburg down there. And, uh, I think they have four or five.


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[Assistant] How long have we been doing this, Si? About seven years? Seven or eight. Seven or eight years. And I remember seeing some of these kids when they were this tall and now they're- Now they're grown people. They're grown.


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[Assistant] So instead of these kids going through the foster system, they, they get these kids and they actually go to court for them and, uh, and fight for them in court and, and they raise them in a godly atmosphere with a.


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[Assistant] With a house mom and dad. A good solid established family. Christian family. It's an awesome thing. It really is.


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[Assistant] That's right. And I had one of the big donors for that thing came up to me a couple of years ago and said, why, why this? He said, why does uncle side choose this over?


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[Assistant] As kids that you would think would struggle in life due to their circumstances, uh, Uncle Si is a really soft, soft spot in his heart for those kids.


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[Assistant] Give Uncle Si a little prize everytime we go down there. And, uh, this time it was


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[Assistant] Some bass fishing in a privately stocked. In one of Bill's dance deals. I'm talking about it.


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[Assistant] All I said was he needs rednecks with guns. Yeaah. And food. And yeaah. And that's what they come up with. Feed them and let them shoot something. So anyways, uh, Sy drives around in a golf cart taking pictures of everybody while they're shooting skeet. Raising money.


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[Assistant] So if you're, if you're needing, uh, to get rid of some, some money for tax purposes, that is a, that's a good one to give to. Anyways, while Uncle Si was shooting skeet.


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[Assistant] Me and old bullfrog, we slipped down there that private pond with some wacky rigs and put a whooping on them 5, 6, 7 pound bass, I mean.


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[Assistant] I know one thing, Martin, I figured it out real fast. If you ever want to be a fishing guide, you need to rethink that.


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[Assistant] I'm sitting in the middle, imagine this, they got, they got wacky rigs. Him and Bullfrog, Bullfrog's 13, she's on the front of the boat. Si's in the back of the boat, sitting in the chair, I'm in the middle.


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[Assistant] So, and there's moss in this pond, okay. Especially if you thought they're shallow, real shallow water. So I told them, I said, look, y'all try to land it just on the edge of that moss, cause them fish are up on the beds. And, uh, if you can imagine, it's sitting in between them two.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I spent all evening picking moss off a hook, re-tying hooks, putting them little rings around them, uh, o-rings around them wacky worms.


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[Assistant] Oh, I gotcha. On the first shoot, he was reeling down like a, like a Texas reeling. Slack-aligning. Oh no, no, I was, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guarantee you. What a good pitcher that turned out to be.


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[Assistant] That is a good, that's a good picture. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that one blown up. That's a good one. You're right though. She only smiles when she's got it. Oh, she, you know what she told me the other day?


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[Assistant] And, uh, her mama wanted to take a picture with her on Easter Sunday, and she said, I don't take pictures.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Nah, he's a baby.


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[Assistant] On multiple occasions. I was the guinea pig, I guess. And that's what I told my oldest daughter. I said, look, I'm sorry, but you're the guinea pig. You're the first one I had. You're the tester. You're the starter child. I said, and I'm going to screw up. We all screw up, but hey, I'll learn my lesson.


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[Assistant] You know, don't be prideful, you don't need to talk to somebody.


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[Assistant] So I heard a story the other day, talk, you know how compassionate these Robertsons are. Oh, ain't they? And, uh, of course I married one and it's, it's compassionate is I would say the.


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[Assistant] Now, they do have compassionate tendencies.


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[Assistant] For those people who are not in the family. Now, if you're in a friend or family, I'd put you in the same category.


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[Assistant] The term compassionate need not apply to siblings, cousins, friends. So in other words now.


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[Assistant] If I was, got sick and I got sick, really bad sick, the last time I got sick, I thought I was gonna die.


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[Assistant] My wife looked at me, she said, you gonna get out of that bed or you just gonna lay there all day?


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[Assistant] And that's just the Robertson way, that's just how it is.


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[Assistant] Wait, here you are. But still, if Phil gets sick, you ain't gonna call him.


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[Assistant] The reason I brought that up was, uh, that that story Al told me the other day is when Phil


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[Assistant] Came into the room when all y'all were playing dominoes, your dad.


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[Assistant] Your mom, your cousins, Phil came in there with the first duck call we ever built. Al said, this is how it went down.


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[Assistant] A young Phil Robertson walks into the room with his daddy playing dominoes. He put the duck call in front of his daddy's face. He said, dad, I'm going to make a million dollars selling this duck call. And Paul looked at him and said,


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[Assistant] But, uh, you know, a little self defense is a good thing to do. It never hurt anyone.


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[Assistant] His famous line was, I can do, I can stand anything for five minutes.


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[Assistant] Si, tell them, tell them what your, uh, y'all's dad did with the, with the pliers that day.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I go to the same dentist as Phil and I asked the dentist, I said, is it true that Phil doesn't take any pain killers whatsoever? And he said, that's 100% true. He said, I drilled him out the other day.