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[Assistant] Do not quench the spirit. Do not treat prophecies with contempt, but test them all. Hold on to what is good and reject every kind of evil. That's just a bunch of good stuff to live by right there, people. We hope you had a great October. We're going to have a great November. Hunting season's almost here and we're going to keep churning this podcast out.


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[Assistant] Kick it off. This is the third time we've done this. Turning down the fourth wall. Cut, ready, go. Interesting weekend.


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[Assistant] He's the kind of guy you want in the, in the apocalypse. Whatever the apocalypse may be. Zombies. Whatever it is. The guy that can make bullets. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You won with somebody that's never played against Phillip and Stone? Oh yeaah. And I gotta be on Phillip's team?


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[Assistant] Uh, well, you gotta be on te- hey, get used to- pick your partner, son. I'll kinda be on your team now.


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[Assistant] So see, Al, Al's the, uh, Mike Martin's on your team.


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[Assistant] What about me and Martin vs you and Jayce? I think we'd win.


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[Assistant] I've heard that. I've never done that. I just thought y'all might.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I might want to be on your team. You'd laugh a lot.


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[Assistant] In a soft fluffy cloud made for a 6'2", 235-ish back sleeper. Took a quiz that said that, and bam, they shipped it straight to my door.


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[Assistant] Made specifically for your used to be 6'2", now about 5'11", old man body that sleeps on his side. You do sleep on your side, don't you? He just sleeps. He just sleeps. I sleep anyway. Yeaah, he just sleeps.


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[Assistant] You can't even fail the quiz. Easiest quiz of your life.


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[Assistant] Me and Martin grew up in the almost safe age. It's like they wanted to be safe. The worst injury I ever got is because one of our neighbors had a go-kart and their mom said, you have to wear a seatbelt. But we didn't have a seatbelt. It had bungee cords.


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[Assistant] So I just got drugged by a bungee cord behind a go-kart down concrete. He was came to us some way.


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[Assistant] Wooo. A hundred. Yeah. Kilometers. Look, Charles.


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[Assistant] Did you have trampolines as a kid? Had what? A trampoline.


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[Assistant] We climbed up on the little swing set we had, probably like 11, 10 feet. And my buddy jumped off onto the trampoline, but we put one of them giant exercise balls on the trampoline and he went sideways and about broke his back on a fence. It was awesome. And I had it on video.


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[Assistant] That we drop through the drain of the bridge and that we had the rope on, that way nobody would catch us.


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[Assistant] And then my mom would get mad at us and she was like, where did you think of jumping off the darbone bridge at? And I was like, dad?


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[Assistant] It's, there's, when the water's low, it's, it's tall. Yeah, it hurts. Tall, tall. Yeah, you wear shoes. Yeah, it hurts. It hurts the bottom of your feet.


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[Assistant] You shouldn't. And you know what a lot of our listeners ask? What? How can they spend their time wisely? How can they Johnny D? By improving their big ol' brain and their noggin' upstairs. By heading over to Hillsdale College and taking some online courses.


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[Assistant] Thanks Janice. Gonna get me in trouble. No, my kids are dead if they ever do it. Don't ever jump off that bridge without calling me worse.


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[Assistant] If you do it now though, the police show up so fast. There's so many Karens driving down the road, just looking for kids, having fun to tell on. Also, I need to, Gar Commanders, if you're listening, do not go do that. They live too close to that bridge and their parents are going to be really mad at me.


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[Assistant] He showed up, he goes, John, I need $2. I said, for what? He goes.


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[Assistant] For someone that enjoys catching gar, for fun, really good vacuumer.


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[Assistant] Quarter-ass ledge shot. Wait, wait. Oh, I was gonna say. It is fishing season.


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[Assistant] I was just going with Jighead. It is time. We're here, everyone. It's time to go outside and fish.


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[Assistant] But it, it got, it got straight. The buds are buddin' on the trees, yep. And they are shallow. I smelled pollen last night, I smelt it, I said.


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[Assistant] And you feel like you're doing the exact same thing. No, no, no. No, it's fun to watch. Strap it. Yea, I'll get the net.


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[Assistant] I'm sore. Why? I just can't do it. It's good.


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[Assistant] I don't need to tell you. There's a new cookie joint in town. Oh, you can't have it. Actually, I need the advice from fans because most of our fans live in towns about like Monroe, West Monroe, this size.


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[Assistant] Actually, there's a place right behind Crumble that probably serves those raisin cookies. Just right behind it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we just said they make really good cookies and your mind went to, ooh, raisin brand? Ooh, do they have raisin?


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[Assistant] No, anything. Any new restaurant. Anything new.


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[Assistant] It gets flooded for like a month. We got a Dairy Queen, people, and there was cops directing traffic.


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[Assistant] Around the building, cops outside waving people down.


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[Assistant] It's good. What grade is it? It's got hamburgers and stuff, but now the cookie place, it's like, oh, you got some, how long did you wait? And it's like 45 minutes, like it's Space Mountain or something.


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[Assistant] I just need to know from the fans if your town does this too.


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[Assistant] Alright. Semi-sweet chocolate chunk. That sounds heavy. Cookie butter white chip. Featuring disc golf. That ain't no good.


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[Assistant] Blueberry cheesecake. Oh, that's more like me. Caramel sheet cake. Oh, crazy.


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[Assistant] And then Buckeye Brownie. And then there's one that says, for all sugar free options, not here. I'm just kidding, it doesn't matter. I don't think they're doing it.


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[Assistant] They got people waiting for 45 minutes. I don't think they're concerned with skinny folks.


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[Assistant] I'm required to go jump over things and tackle people. What? Why'd my name come up?


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[Assistant] Well, there's something about if you remove every distraction you can from a person and say, Hey, look, we got 48 hours and all you're going to really do is focus on your personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Ready? Go.


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[Assistant] Like there's all these cool plans and stuff, but that's it. That's the whole secret. I'm spilling the secrets!


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[Assistant] If you do that, if you take your phone and go...


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[Assistant] And then you do some other stuff and talk about Jesus. It's like all of a sudden, it's like, wow, this is incredible. It's because we got rid of distraction.


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[Assistant] Was it Simmons? Somebody owned one back in the day.


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[Assistant] He would just show up at like youth group stuff and be like, Hey guys.


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[Assistant] It was like, for like six months, that dude was like, this is my thing. Whoever's in can be in, but I'm doing this.


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[Assistant] Y'all wanna do the mail? Yeah, let's mail. Okay, so, for the first mail. We got mail. I'm just gonna be honest, this one's kinda heavy. Uhm, but it is not email, it is not regular mail, it is hand-delivered.


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[Assistant] Anyway, Justin, who's been a fan of the show since the jump, um, Justin's out of Indiana. He asked us a question. He goes, dude, I emailed in years ago and I go, what do you, huh?


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[Assistant] That's kind of mind blowing. Cause it's, that's how long we've been doing this. And he asked a question about how to hang out with his friends and his fiance, cause he didn't want to piss off his friends and his fiance. And you apparently said, good luck. And that's all the advice we gave him. Well, he's married now. He's got a one year old kid. People are just growing up on the duck call room, right?


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[Assistant] So a really cool guy to meet. He's out of Randolph County. He's a firefighter and this is where the story kind of gets, not kind of, it just gets heavy. Uh, there was an accident, uh, and he wanted you to have this shirt size, so I'm going to give it to you. Uh, assistant chief Kyle Osgood, the truck flipped over and unfortunately, uh, here's a shirt about Kyle.


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[Assistant] He did not make it, which is a terrible ordeal. He had a wife and a young kid and Justin just asked me to, you know, kind of honor that. And, and I wanted to, I was like, of course we will because our firefighters, our police, we started off talking about the Marines. Uh, they do stuff that I don't, I could never do.


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[Assistant] Um, and we're so grateful for that. And so the whole little, and they're a bunch of these guys are fans of the show, uh, up in Randolph County, Indiana.


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[Assistant] Um, and so he just wanted us to maybe mention that, get some prayers headed that way. Cause that's a.


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[Assistant] Apparently it's like a small town and then a bunch of volunteers all around and they're all working together. And so, uh, unfortunately assistant chief Kyle's no longer with us. Um, and that's just really hitting them all hard. So I wanted to take a minute and just say.


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[Assistant] Thank you to all those who put their life on the line, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Something like an accident like that, something we don't think about, uh, 3000 gallons of water going down the road to help us, and how dangerous that is.


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[Assistant] Um, so thank you to all our firefighters and to Kyle and his family. We'll be praying for you for sure. Amen.


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[Assistant] Awesome. And then I was like, Hey, let's go walk around that swampy area with the bridge. And I told my kids, I said, first one to see alligator wins. I was like, we're not going to, the sun's not there for it. It's just a show. And I found one.


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[Assistant] Who won? I did. But then I was like, that's, that's a statue. Was it a, is it a big one? No, it's tiny, but I was like, it's totally just a statue that somebody put. Cause it was like right next to the bridge perfectly for a picture. Then I threw ice at it and it didn't like that. So Carter said, dad.


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[Assistant] Stop it. Mom alligator somewhere close. I was like, we'll never know unless she shows up and then we'll wrestle it. Anyway, Hunter, my computer's still broken. This is the whole thing we're doing, but Hunter is going to do better than he did last time at throwing up a photo. Somebody was going on a cruise in New Orleans. Hunter, you put it on the wrong TV.


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[Assistant] If you could put it on the big TV, Hunter, we believe in you. We believe. We believe. We believe. This guy's going on a cruise out of New Orleans this summer, right? And he was like, I need to see where I'm going to. He got on Google Maps and looked at the port and clicked it and


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[Assistant] This is Street View in New Orleans on Google Maps.


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[Assistant] Photograph says March 2015. Is that John Godwin?


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[Assistant] So, ladies and gentlemen, there's a guy, uh, wearing a camo visor, a Faith family ducks t-shirt. I don't think those are zip-off britches. Where did you go? Heavyset man, uh, bald head, white goatee, sunglasses. But we don't know if it's Godwin or not, cause I'm not. Where did you go?


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[Assistant] So the Google map somehow got a photo of Godwin.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go try and find that photo when I get back to work and don't work and look at photos on my phone. Anyway, um, Nash County, North Carolina. Mike emails in.


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[Assistant] They've got a seafood place with a robot. I don't know what it delivers cause it's definitely not chips and salsa.


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[Assistant] Okay, I had one more email. Oh my word though. Hunter, I'm sending you this. We will pause the show just to prove this point. Uh oh. I have, uh, Hunter, if you could put this photo on the screen. The cookie place, my sister was like, oh, the kids are out of school. Let's go get cookies.


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[Assistant] This, West Monroe, you have a problem. So my sister just went to the cookie place and this is the, it is 4.30 in the afternoon and this is the line. As soon as Hunter, the O, the outside.


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[Assistant] That's for cookies. Cookies. Cookies.


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[Assistant] Anyway, Bible verse, John 16 33. This is for my good folks in Indiana. Uh, these are the words of Jesus Christ. I have told you these things so that in me, you may have peace in this world. You will have trouble, but take heart. I have overcome the world.


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[Assistant] Earth's tough. Tough place to be. The only way off this thing and the only hope that you can have is in Jesus Christ himself. That's right. Love you guys, pray for you guys. Next time?


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[Assistant] Look, and it's a light drizzling rain with deer hunting.


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[Assistant] The whole time we've lived here, I say 25 score, but I think the other day, I mean, every time I look around, there'll be there's two, there's three.


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[Assistant] He ain't breaking any laws, but I'm just saying that's why he's got a sweet spot, okay? He ain't gonna tell me about it.


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[Assistant] Then you hear BAM, and that's the ladder going on the top of the...


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[Assistant] Well, he don't tell me where his sweet spots are, cause hey, everybody knows my favorite wild game is a tree rat. I invited him to eat them. He knows it's my favorite. Okay. So he did say, Hey, look, I killed seven the other morning and we're fixing to have them.


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[Assistant] They're, you know, half and half, old and young. So I was just going to put them in a pot and throw some dumplings in there with them.


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[Assistant] Well I figured they might taste a little better because they feed them corn and everything else y'all. Those squirrels gotta be relaxed. Hey, bless y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, buddy man had one and I look, I'm telling you, when I walked in his house, he's got a cage and I thought it was a baby Fox.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious, this coral weighs 15 pounds. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] Oh man. No, so I walked in and he was out in a tree and I looked and I said,


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[Assistant] Well, hey, I like it. You can't spell squirrel with that outside. And look out. Hey, Huckassan looks like a squirrel.


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[Assistant] And hey, what Phil say? Well, it's been nice knowing you, darling.


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[Assistant] And we only saw Jason and we only saw total 12 ducks fly by. We got nine of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's fun. It is fun, but it was desperate. Have you figured out how to eat them?


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[Assistant] When you start handing them out, you take these three back. Yeah, it's kind of like last time and they ain't no good.


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[Assistant] You started with 75 different minerals, vitamins, whatever the hell your body ate.


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[Assistant] I'm going to need to watch that. Are you in it? No, no, but I'm telling you, I've got to watch it because all the people that filmed it have said, Hey, it's so, so good. So good.


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[Assistant] Probably because they didn't tell me anything about, okay, this film is we're going to make a special.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll fix that cause what got me is all the film crew was saying how good a deal Missy did. Yeah. When she did her little part.


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[Assistant] No, no, that's funny that you said is cause last night, guess where me and Philip were. We went to Laurel, Mississippi. I'm dressed up as an elf in the green in the red. Phillip is Santa Claus. Really? Oh yeah. And the whole time we're doing this, he's putting on, he puts on a big baggy pant and he's got a t-shirt on. He walked.


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[Assistant] Well, cause I've been for free since then. I've been telling everybody red Christmas, happy new year. And they like you told me to go.


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[Assistant] You've already done Christmas. First thing they do, they look and they say, it's only the fifth. Well, I said, well, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] For, uh, Jenna's company. Okay. Her husband, uh, had cancer. Okay. The guy that owned the, uh, Belize hotel, the island. Yeah. Resort.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So they own an island. It's some Ramones village is the name of the resort. Yeah. And last night I found out, Hey, they won seven awards, best resort, best staff, best food.


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[Assistant] How'd it get in there? First thing I asked when I got there, that's today. What flavor ice cream y'all got?


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[Assistant] You know, I thought it was an ice cream joint.


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[Assistant] He said, we hadn't quite come up with the, what we were, how we want to market it. You're yours. I said, well, wait a minute, dude, I don't know. I ain't, that's what you need today.


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[Assistant] Well hey, it's a cheap way. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I know that, but I just, you know, my wife said, Hey, I want you to create, but I said, daughter, I can't do that.


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[Assistant] I said, I can't just, I can't, I can't picture you on me putting a torch to you.


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[Assistant] That's why I can't sit. What have you thought? What am I doing here? I'm looking for my husband. He's out somewhere.


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[Assistant] Well, that's like em, them, uh, worms, they get out of rotten, rotten a lot.


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[Assistant] There we go. One of the famous lines on Valdez is everybody's asking, who are you?


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[Assistant] Well, when you come down to it, I'll tell you who he is. He was just head scout for Custard of the 7th Army.


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[Assistant] So look, he fought all the Apache wars.


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[Assistant] He killed him because the other people involved in it. He was talking him out and the guy shot at him.


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[Assistant] Okay, he, he kills the wrong guy and then the right here comes all the spoil. Well, no, no, I can't give it all the rancher and his men. Okay. These are all bad guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't tell him the movie stuff. No, no, I know, but hey, there's 20.


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[Assistant] He smiled, he smiled, he smiled at his chicken, and then what? And you could hear.


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[Assistant] They're all right here. Look, Charles Dickens, a Christmas Carol. Oh look, they got one on brand for Christmas. There you go. The Great Principles of Chemistry, you talked about that one. The Great American Story, A Land of Hope. This is America, people, and I love it. The Second World War, also to do with America.


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[Assistant] How's your gut JD? How's my gut? My gut's feeling great. My life is feeling great. I'm a very nutritious human being. And why do you say that? Because I'm just a regular guy who wakes up every day and drinks AG1. That's how I start my day. That's the way to do it.


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[Assistant] They got everything in there cause it's made by people way smarter than me and Sy. So look, if you're looking for a way to get healthier, this is the easiest way to do it in under a minute. Drink AG1.


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[Assistant] AG1 is a foundational nutrition supplement that supports your body's universal needs like gut optimization, stress management, and immune support.


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[Assistant] Since 2010, AG1 has led the future of foundational nutrition, continuously refining their formula to create a smarter, better way to elevate your baseline health.


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[Assistant] Not only does it replace all the pills and supplements and multivitamins, but with AG1, every scoop includes prebiotics and probiotics and digestive enzymes for gut support.


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[Assistant] Vitamin C and zinc to help support your immune health. Adaptogens to help balance your body's stress levels. It's got all you need right there in one scoop. And it's all for less than a cup of coffee.


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[Assistant] Look, I recommend drinking AG1 to everybody I know, including all the listeners out there, because AG1 has a team of doctors and scientists that has tested for 950 contaminants and is NSF certified for sport.


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[Assistant] A bunch of professional athletes are taking it. It's good enough for you. It's good enough for me. We're just regular guys trying to be healthier. So look, America's favorite, uh, couple, Christian and Sadie Huff, they're drinking this stuff all the time. Sadie always posting videos of her drinking it. She loves it. And if you want to be healthy like Christian,


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[Assistant] That's not just at my house. It's like, hey, can you put the Christmas stuff upstairs after Christmas? And it's like, no, no, I actually can't. You've made it too heavy to lift.


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[Assistant] He doesn't typically smile when he visits our pod.


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[Assistant] We're going to take a break. He goes, all right, see you later. Oh, we got one more. He's like, we're going to sit around talking about nothing. Are we going to pontificate the things of the Lord?


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[Assistant] For 10 grand, you're not going to find a lot of stuff I ain't going to at least try to choke down.


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[Assistant] You were disqualified. I was disqualified, but Willie out of the kindness of his heart still gave me $200. Nicest restaurant in New Orleans. I'm puking in the corner.


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[Assistant] Hold on, but time out, I also didn't work here in the days where you just, we got to watch as much TV. You had a TV in your office, quit playing.


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[Assistant] I'm a firm believer. When you sit down, the back of your shorts should be right there at the back of your knee.


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[Assistant] That's your fashion, uh, that's your fashion. No, I'm not saying it's fashion. I'm saying it's, it's cooth. It's, it's cooth. It's covering. It's cooth and protection.


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[Assistant] It's been a plague of them since this last cold snap.


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[Assistant] It ain't the big cotton rats or what. They ain't living at you, mom and dad.


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[Assistant] So you were brave enough or dumb enough or I don't really know the correct term to throw a snake on Cory?


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[Assistant] What I did to Brittany last year was bad with a snake, but that ain't nothing, no. I just knew we have a garter snake that lives in our flyer bed.


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[Assistant] He lives in the little sprinkler cap thing, the irrigation control. Well, I knew he was in there because I took it off to turn my sprinklers on.


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[Assistant] And when she stuck her finger in that sprinkler cap, it just, he, he come up here and licked her finger.


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[Assistant] That Tennessee hill Billy was, was just jetting across my yard. Down the road. I'm talking about, and she said, there's something in there. I thought, no, what are you talking about? You know? And I said, look, there ain't nothing in there. When I popped it off, he just sitting there smiling and I start, I couldn't, I couldn't control it. I started dying laughing.


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[Assistant] And I'm proud to report he's still there this year, so nothing snuffed him out in a year. You can go there right now and go pet him if you want to, so.


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[Assistant] I mean, I got so much room for that thing. You look like one of them basketball players coming off the bench, didn't you? Just got them britches that just rip off. What if I would have seen it? What if?


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[Assistant] Oh, you'd have felt him eventually, felt her eventually, I suppose.


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[Assistant] That's where all small insects end up for whatever reason, so you know that's where she'd have got you.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, cause he couldn't, yea, he couldn't stand it. He couldn't stand to see a snake and kill it. He had to kill every snake he run across.


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[Assistant] Hey, and I'm here to tell you, you could even scratch out Christmas and put in, I don't know, duck season.


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[Assistant] You know, Quick Math says that's a little less than $40 for a full set of bedding. Where are you going to beat that? How are you going to beat that? You're not. Because you know what else they have, and Brittany's driving me crazy with this, they got blankets in a variety of sizes, colors and styles.


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[Assistant] And they even have blankets for your pet, but this time of year where she's like, I want the house hot, but I also want to be on a blanket. So she's, it's like air conditioning heat, air conditioning heat. It's a, it's a weird thing. I'm like, Jess, use the MyPillow blanket and you ain't got to worry about it. Like, it's all good. And if that's not enough, they got duvets, quilts, down comforters, body pillows, bolster pillows.


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[Assistant] They got it all. But you know what they have more than that? The biggest discounts ever. Discounts across the board. Unbelievable. And they're extending their money back guarantee for Christmas until March 1st.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got sheets. We got slippers. We got robes.


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[Assistant] We got towels. We got pillows. We love them. I'm telling you right now, and they all say my own, you know why? Cause they're ours, not yours, but they can be.


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[Assistant] So what you're telling me is you were taking ivermectin before it was cool.


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[Assistant] My hands full of em? Yeaah. What were you doing? How did you find em? If you had put em out there, I don't wanna get


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[Assistant] That's crazy, I ain't ever- Did y'all have lights all the time?


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[Assistant] I obviously don't have a very hospitable environment for lice up there, so. Lice don't survive on the moon.


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[Assistant] Well, the mature athlete I am landed on my side.


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[Assistant] And I, I did, I knocked, apparently I had a bunch of old earwax or something in my ear and I knocked a big wax plug in my ear, so I'm like, oh god, oh god, this hurts. I remember. I mean, it was terrible.


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[Assistant] You said, I got water in my ear, I can't get it out. I couldn't get it out. I could never get it out. And so I went to the doctor next day, and the way they got that thing out.


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[Assistant] He just shot more water up in there behind it to get it out. And when he put, when he put that pressure on the inside of my ear, I thought I was going to pass out. I was like, I mean, I just, it, it like paralyzed me. I was like, but then as soon as that wall, that ball come out, everything was good. That's the way it was.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of who I would classify as the most normal person ever, then compare you to them.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't think, I, I, I obsess over goofy things, so I don't think, I think that takes me out of the normal category.


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[Assistant] Like, made into no plants and animals and like, there's just stuff that, that, that.


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[Assistant] Well, but you see, but I know there's different between being smart and then like actually go like doing what I do with like taking seeds out of ducks, gizzards and growing them in a pot just so I can see what they're eating. Like that's, that's too far. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I think we're there now. I'll say this, those, the, the antonyms of what you just said, the unusual and all that, definitely describe his cooking.


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[Assistant] Because I think that level of normal is all self.


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[Assistant] It's a self definition of what normal is. You feel, I feel normal.


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[Assistant] But I know if I look back at myself, I am not. If I'm looking at me from the outside, I'm like, no, that cat ain't normal. I mean, just.


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[Assistant] I was hoping that maybe, you know, the rest of the world and Dale Jr. were wrong and somebody had heard of Medium Plus before. Cause Dale Jr. just talked about this on his podcast.


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[Assistant] And he says it should be banned, it's not a real term.


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[Assistant] Oh, it just made me wonder if like the person that worked on Dale Jr.'s team listened to Sy. Cause he's talked about this before and up until this man, I had never.


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[Assistant] Remotely heard the term medium plus. It's medium oil.


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[Assistant] Three months ago. That's how you introduced it to me was a mullet, so I don't, I mean.


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[Assistant] I think what it goes to show you is you are very much an influencer.


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[Assistant] Not even as a kid? No, I had lines cutting my hair. Aerodynamics, you know. Well, you could be faster in the husky section. That way you could get to those 38s first.


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[Assistant] You've went bleach blonde, you've had frosted tips. The bleach blonde was pretty recent. Yea, I know. Was that last year? Last Halloween or something. And then it stayed for a while. That stayed till it grew out. Yea, it had a lot more staying power than I thought. Yea, I thought that was like a party thing.


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[Assistant] So aside from some or mohawks, have you ever had any questionable haircuts?


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[Assistant] You're a military man, so they kinda controlled what you did for most of your life.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought you said you felt it when they cut your eye pocket. No, no, I had to apologize to the doctor because he was telling me there is no pain involved.


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[Assistant] I called him a bald-faced liar right to his face. I said, hey, you're sitting there with a straight face and telling me there ain't gonna be no pain involved and you're gonna bust my eye lens? Bust my eye lens. Liar.


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[Assistant] So are you, it was like a trip to the what? Twilight zone is what it was.


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[Assistant] He had glass eyes. The forties were different, man. Oh, no, no. And look, it was, it was such a hoot every time he'd done it.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, oh my eye hurts my eye. He says, oh it's okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, the medical people have, oh my goodness, have they, you know, they used to be in a stone age. Now they've, you know, they've gone into space on medical stuff.


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[Assistant] Never had to go back, I don't think. Because of cataracts, I was literally going blind and didn't know it.


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[Assistant] I was told by the hearing doctor, he said, your left ear is all that's good for is hanging your glasses on. Did he really? Go upstairs! He said, Joe, you ain't got nothing here in your left ear. He said, oh Liz, it's good to hang your glasses on, you know. And he said, now that you don't need glasses, it's useless.


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[Assistant] My mama had that right when she, you know, talking to daddy one day and she said, he said, you know, you didn't hear me. And he said, Oh, I heard you. And then she came up with Robertson and man have selective hearing.


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[Assistant] Well that's why the saying came from, oh you can't see the trees for the forest.


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[Assistant] What is that? You just, you know, cause like, like you told me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's why I've told everybody since I've had cataracts, sorry Joe, I've had guys say, well I've got it, but I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna do it. And I said, hey look, you're stupid, you're being stupid.


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[Assistant] If you've got cataracts, go get them removed and then you'll just welcome to a new world where you can actually see for crying out loud.


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[Assistant] How cool would it be if it went number one? There you go. Your song goes number one.


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[Assistant] Oh no, cause it said if you smell funky you get chunky. Was it chunky or skunky? I think it was skunky.


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[Assistant] You have weird hobbies. Dragons are cool. I've got a dragon. And us. I got a dragon. On my nap.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about. So don't knock dragons. I think dragons are cool. Don't be knocking dragons.


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[Assistant] He called him a fire breathing driver. Telling him, hey, all he had to do was just pat him on the head.


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[Assistant] You say there's T-Rex, but there ain't a fire breathing dragon? No.


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[Assistant] I think okay and all he's got to do is spark it boys and hey, there you go.


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[Assistant] They ate lava and then, that's right. It gave them a gut problem when they ate it too.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, we don't. I guess we do. No, they're very extinct. Australia, Australia, our mates have got the sloths and trees over there.


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[Assistant] One out, one out, call Matt or Google. Time out.


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[Assistant] I know that, aye, I know the dodo bird used to be here. He's extinct. Sabertooth tiger. That'd be a cool one.


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[Assistant] He's got a cool name, The Reunion Owl.


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[Assistant] Okay, and they're very big and we went from one end to the other end and back and forth


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[Assistant] Pull it up, check it out, see cruise ship. There's a lot of it underwater.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no. So that's what it was. That's all you need to start. I wouldn't have mind doing what I've done. It was getting there.


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[Assistant] That they literally, we went from one end to the other back and forth. Hey, let's make it one place.


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[Assistant] So I love, here's what I do, cause in the airport, all I do is watch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look at your phone. No, it's not. No, he just got the, yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a good point. He said it the way he did because.


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[Assistant] We've taken, the human race has taken the word religion and it's, it's not what


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[Assistant] Okay, so I understand when he said I've lost my, I lost, you know, but here, but not in God.


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[Assistant] He hadn't lost faith. Here's the thing. Okay. That's why Phil has been saying it for years. Get off of the name.


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[Assistant] You know, and you need to just verify to simplify who established the church.


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[Assistant] I understand where he's coming from about he's lost his faith.


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[Assistant] And what we call religion, the human race, because, because it's not what God is.


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[Assistant] Okay. It's three of God, the father, son, Holy spirit, and they're one in everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I don't yell and you said it, sir. When you said I haven't lost my faith in God almighty.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna fail on that. We need to get rid of the name.


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[Assistant] And if people ask you, you know, what do you believe? I believe in the father, the son and the Holy Spirit.


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[Assistant] Don't put your faith in the people, but at the same time they're going to fail you.


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[Assistant] Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Okay, cause they're not gonna fail you.


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[Assistant] You need to train your son. You need to tell your son and train your son. Let him look at creation.


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[Assistant] You know, and, and tell him about either one that created it.


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[Assistant] Because I look every he's done everything for you. Okay. So all you gotta do is just focus on him.


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[Assistant] Look, the education system needs to teach it all.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're not going to, that's the same thing about God. Give them, give it everything. And then I let him decide, but you teach him everything. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't don't limit it to okay. Here's here's here's the real way and the only way.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah. So, you know, just, you know, but I look focused on the almighty. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, it ain't an easy route. So test the spirit.


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[Assistant] Okay, I did, I really did. I have no idea. Oh, I believe it. He ain't working hard. Let me tell you something, if you're working for Big Dave.


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[Assistant] Too short. Once they're too short. Yep. Once it didn't make the grade done. Well, you gotta make sure.


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[Assistant] He said, uh, I need you to, uh, you know, pick up slack for my read man. Yeah. Okay. And so are you the read man? Oh yeah. Well, when I'd come down there.


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[Assistant] Oh, I remember him cutting them reeds, you know, working hard, you know, till about 11.30. That's right. And then it's nap time. Then he ate lunch.


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[Assistant] He had taken about a three hour nap. He'd get up, he'd look around, he'd say, okay, boy.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, I'm still working on websites.


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[Assistant] I'd say 12 ducks left on the property. Okay. They're back in the back of that South. Okay. So first of all, set the scene. Who's in the buck duck black, Phil Jersey, Joe, me and Jace. Okay. And, uh, Michael Jones neighbor.


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[Assistant] Is there somebody named Mike Jones? Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's 12 dogs left on the whole property. Long story short, uh, deer or something run through that slew. They're deer rutting right now. And they all got up and flew directly over our blind. And when they did, we killed nine of them.


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[Assistant] When the leaves fall off the trees, that's what you start looking for.


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[Assistant] Now I will say, all my years on earth, I've never seen a flight of coots.


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[Assistant] When they pack it, they're mean. Yea, that was a wild deal. Yo, eat those eggs.


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[Assistant] So, uh, what's the story on the dress? You said, you said, you said Phil missed it on.


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[Assistant] Did not eat any, but it looked, it looked fine.


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[Assistant] Roasted pecans. Okay, roasted pecans in it? It was case pie, except a little thicker, with pecans on top.


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[Assistant] Anyway, cause all four of us were either inbred or a product of dealing with inbreds.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, speaking of cars and vehicles, what kind of pickups do all the guys at Duck Commander drive?


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[Assistant] All right, rocker. So you, you went to school at the school of hard knocks, correct?


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[Assistant] And you might want to read about the book of Genesis because soon it's going to be the opposite of Genesis.


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[Assistant] This is my Uber driver. He told me all about possum and how to eat it. We were in Mobile, Alabama. He's from West Virginia. No.


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[Assistant] Remember that time Carter had a helicopter ride? Oh yeah. You know how much that cost? How much? $80,000. For real?


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[Assistant] They get, they get, and they eat it. And they tell me it tastes good, and I refuse to believe it, but then they get their dad, one of their dads comes in and backs them up, but I don't know about eating gaur balls. I wonder how popular the hash brown is.


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[Assistant] Noah is technically the guard commander. He's the maddest Adam. That's him.


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[Assistant] He ain't calling nothing. He ain't calling nothing. He goes every day. Oh, he's a darb on spillway. Oh yea, I think so. Yea, I know that. They're going, but they live close enough to the river, they're, they were swimming trot lines out.


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[Assistant] They don't have a boat. Oh, so they swim out there to set them? And they go buy goldfish and go set them. That's you. That's you and Phil.


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[Assistant] Martin, you know the best part about working in retail and the holidays? You're busy. You don't ever get to leave. Yeaah. And you just stare at people and have to be nice all day. Makes the days fly by. And you're hungry and you don't have time for lunch. So what do you do? Unless you sign up for factor meals and they just ship them right to your store and you're ready to take a little break, get you lunch, get a healthy meal, tastes great. Boom.


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[Assistant] Shredded chicken taco bowl, jalapeno lime cheddar chicken, roasted garlic chicken. Ooh, Mexican style beef and refried beans is coming next Monday. All right there. And no matter what.


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[Assistant] All right. You ready, Martin? Yeah. That old email segment. Uhm, hello at duck call room. Also Beth's been reading your Facebook comments and Facebook messages and Instagram.


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[Assistant] Send them there too, those are fantastic. Today we got a few emails, uh, Noah emails in. He got into duck hunting about five years ago.


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[Assistant] I got into duck hunting about five years again now. He's not a great typer. Um, so he's still a little new, but he's a very avid duck hunter, but he hears us sometimes say, uh, stuff about wood, not shooting wood ducks.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to know what's the deal with nobody wanting to shoot woodies. I've never said that. You ain't heard that here.


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[Assistant] On an episode of Unashamed a while back, Jace told a story about fishing in a boat with Si and how...


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[Assistant] Jace's lure accidentally caught your ear? Oh yea, I've been hung through for-


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[Assistant] But what's your version of the story where Jace hooked you in the ear?


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[Assistant] There's apparently another podcast out that needs to go away about conspiracies. Um, that Helen Keller was just a normal person and wasn't real is the new.


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[Assistant] What y'all, if hell, so she wasn't blind, deaf or mute. Okay.


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[Assistant] Two thirteen, we wait for the blessed hope of the glorious appearing of our great God and savior, Jesus Christ. He's coming back one day. All we're doing is waiting on it.


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[Assistant] Someone commented they would love to see a movie with Martin and Godwin.


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[Assistant] All right, what about tea? What's your favorite brand of sweet tea? Oh, we don't drink sweet tea.


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[Assistant] So, one person asked, if the rapture occurs while Sai is still alive, what are the odds of him being awake versus napping?


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[Assistant] And then our pioneer man, Mr. Dale Rawson with us also.


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[Assistant] I'm looking and saying, where did my brother go?


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[Assistant] This is some kind of wild, just out of control animal.


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[Assistant] No, I, I'm sitting here laughing when he said 33 years. That's kind of weird when you think about it. Cause I, our Lord and savior Jesus Christ walked this earth for 33 short years.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. So that's pretty wild that, you know, you, you came to Jesus 33 years ago.


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[Assistant] You need to stop that. If it's the thing that makes everything right, you leave that alone.


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[Assistant] We got fanatics, boys. It's crazy about this thing.


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[Assistant] He's a master craftsman. Okay. He's a master carpenter is what he is. Okay. Plus he's a nurse. That's what he does to make a living.


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[Assistant] Cause the infamous is still there. It cost, it was costing a lot of money.


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[Assistant] It's the same story though, cause I remember when I hit bottom.


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[Assistant] And the only thing that can fulfill it is Jesus.


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[Assistant] You're, you're searching for something and then everything here on this earth, nah, nothing, nothing is going to satisfy. It's just not going to do it.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be better than this. Something, something's missing.


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[Assistant] That's, that's why I understand. Understand it's a gift. Christ gave you that gift personally.


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[Assistant] He gave it and it makes everything.


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[Assistant] His creation knows him, okay? They're there. They're in trouble.


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[Assistant] He can do it. He can do it. Who's that host then?


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[Assistant] Well, you can't, you can't get help until you realize you need help.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's one of the first steps in getting recovered.


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[Assistant] And hey, what's so funny about it? It was because of one little young lady, my younger sister.


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[Assistant] Solve something that the rest of the family did not see.


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[Assistant] And she wouldn't give up. She jumped on the whole family with both feet, stomping and screaming and talking about y'all just don't understand when he finally gets it and turns to Jesus, then you're going to see something. Yeah. And she was correct.


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[Assistant] You're in, you're in fail got that from mom and daddy. You always had, you know, what I call all the little strays. They weren't little. I'm just saying all the strays come to the Robertson.


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[Assistant] Oh, tell me about this. Well, I'm still having these feelings and I still want to do some of the things that I used to do. And he said, well, how long do you run with the devil?


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[Assistant] Phil says, well, that was about 28 years. He said, well, hey brother, give it a little time, give it a little time. And each day, what you need to do is the stuff you're struggling with.


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[Assistant] You gotta replace it with something that God wants you to have. And that's where the fruit of the Holy Spirit comes involved. Okay. If you have a control issue.


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[Assistant] Then hey, you need to replace that with self control. If you're having a joy issue.


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[Assistant] Jesus has told you, this is the son of God. Our Lord and savior has told you.


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[Assistant] Don't ever doubt it, I'll be with you throughout the ages. You're never alone.


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[Assistant] Christ is always that, Hey, when you was looking at them footprints in the sand, you thought it was you? No, it wasn't.


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[Assistant] You had done fail, God had done pick you up in His arms, and the footprints are the Almighty's.


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[Assistant] Okay, don't forget that. He's with you everywhere you go. He's got your back.


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[Assistant] I like this guy. I was just out in Lubbock, Texas, hunting doves. A guy comes down, sits down and gives me a card. His name is Victor Elmer, Elmer Bobo.


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[Assistant] You die once or twice a year for the last day in a year. But you keep on coming back.


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[Assistant] You're taller than 5'2". I've been trying to get that woman on a dare up there in Arkansas. She ain't killed nothing yet. She picked her bow up the other day.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of does out there. All I could see was back straps walking around.


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[Assistant] She picked it up, she put it back down. I said, no. She's waiting on a buck. I said, you're getting too greedy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we ain't got about three or four packs of deer meat left from last year.


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[Assistant] It's a convenient thing. You know what duck hunters eat with crackers? I mean with cheese.


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[Assistant] Man, I had no idea. Have you ever seen them? No. That's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] I changed 976 of them. He counted.


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[Assistant] Hey, he was keeping score. Cause I was, when I didn't change one, I got told he didn't change that diaper. He ain't changed. You don't change no diaper. So I started keeping count. True story. But here, here's the deal. When, when that baby cries, but you gotta be quick.


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[Assistant] You just, as soon as that baby cries, you say, your turn.


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[Assistant] Okay. Rush 2112, about 20 minutes and something. A whole first side is one song.


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[Assistant] Well, that's something I wanna know. What? You're talking about sewing, and he said, I can sew up. What? Why do they call it darn in your socks? When you get a hole in your sock, won't they just say you're sewing it up? Why do they say you're gonna darn your socks?


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[Assistant] Now you don't do it, you just leave them real.


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[Assistant] I'm talking to them buyers, I eat you up. They gonna eat me up. Look, I got like old people when they get cooked.


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[Assistant] Really? That's what policy is. Because every time she's killed a bug, there's a cone coming out there.


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[Assistant] He's probably making a kind of a gravy or something.


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[Assistant] That's that Amish butter. I love it. He puts it in his coffee. Colon cleansers.


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[Assistant] Everybody thought it was hilarious. I pulled in the road the other day, they had chainsaw cutting one of my trees. It was laying across the road. He said, I'm gonna get this and cut it up for firewood. You don't want it, D.


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[Assistant] Look, that's his great grandmother's recipe. Well, she had it, buddy. And he, she made him memorize it. Really? Would not write it down because she was scared somebody would steal the recipe. Can't have it.


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[Assistant] A shotgun, a signature shotgun for the Duck Commander's 50th anniversary. Ooh. That's a true statement. I had to kill him. Awesome. One of the, not something that you would want to hunt with. Oh, this is something that you would want to. This is from looking.


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[Assistant] Put up on the mantle and not ever touch, not even put a fingerprint on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So it was used this morning, pouring down rain. Pouring down rain. I look over there and he pulled that shiny, it's got a nickel plated finish. I mean, it's beautiful.


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[Assistant] He pulled that thing out of that gun sleeve and set it up there in the pouring down rain. And I said, Phil, is that that, is that that?


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[Assistant] He said call old Jay, he said tell him I'm breaking in his shotgun, I'm gonna pass down to him. That's right. I'm saying to break it in for him.


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[Assistant] Well, if you don't have a rest on it, you know, you wouldn't think it would ever belong to him.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got it too, let's see. You want it Stone? Ladies and gentlemen.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. I'm sure he used all your talking points.


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[Assistant] Is that the same one that was a nurse that rubbed, rubbed soft?


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[Assistant] I'm excited, you know, going back to them meatballs, Jersey Joe's son is dating my oldest daughter. Yeah. His name is Joey, right? Joey. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Did they call him Jersey Joey? No, they just call him Joey.


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[Assistant] Right? Well, he had, uh, aspirations.


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[Assistant] But old Joe goes, he goes Phil's house cooks for him every week. That's a once a week.


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[Assistant] The key to making duck taste good is to make it not taste like duck.


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[Assistant] I've had french fries fried in duck fat. Oh yea, them duck fat fries. Hold on. Is it a good flavor? Rich. You know what else is good? Give them a flavor. Bear fat. Bear fat. That's right. I ain't never got one now. Fries, somebody fried oatmeal.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute. Did you say clay did a good job? Yeah. Yeah, he did. He used restraint.


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[Assistant] Every time I blew the duck call, they came in the hole.


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[Assistant] We've been chasing the same bug all deer season.


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[Assistant] So the scenario is we have hit the area where he lives. This, but we call it toothpick.


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[Assistant] He is a hammer. Yup. He's a brute. There we have two deer stands, 500 yards apart. One hunt north winds, one hunt south winds. Well, makes sense. Guess what we do duck by. Oh, toothpick. He has to win too.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right. So we'll be sitting on one stand and look over there 400 yards and he's standing right next to the other stand. We're watching him with binoculars.


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[Assistant] We're a deer hunt. So our strategy was I told side two pick going to think we duck hunt today. Yeah, bait and switch. Yeah. We done everybody. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a competition and hey, it's already decided. Okay, I'm winning.


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[Assistant] Fifty deer? Fifty deer. Eight bucks. Three of them was big ones. One of them was a old one and we would have shot him if he had come up there, you know, in a little, little closer range. Seven hundred was too much at dark. It's kinda like this podcast.


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[Assistant] Well, are we gonna sweeten the pot on this thing anyway? What are we doing? Hey, hey, we're gonna deer hunt.


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[Assistant] We're going after two. And he's been seen at both stands. He's been seen at both stands. So we've both got 50-50 chances of actually seeing him and getting a shot. Have you seen him? Uh, I've seen a picture of him on the videos. Have you seen him? Yes, he's seen him. Yeah, I've seen him. Yeah, he's seen him.


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[Assistant] Well, no, I don't have the new set. You're hunting the grove, what we call the grove. Okay. And that is a thicket. Okay. And big bucks like thicket. Big bucks like thicket. So probably if you say who's got the advantage, I would say you really got the advantage.


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[Assistant] When did you start hunting big bucks? Well, Stone's got me. You're on the program too. Yeah. I'm on the management program with Stone. Okay. Cause like he's the, he's the manager and when we're in the stand, I just look at him and he, you know, he gives you the call.


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[Assistant] I said well it's up to you, you're managing this thing.


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[Assistant] Like last year we were hunting on the corridor and the biggest deer on the property come up there and he's like, oh, sixty to eighty yards.


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[Assistant] And he said, alright old man, look at him and then tell me what you're going to do.


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[Assistant] So I put my binoculars on him, check him out real good, and I said, you're not going to believe this, Stone. And he's what? I said, he ain't old enough to shoot. We're going to give him one more year. Wow.


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[Assistant] And then the lady next door property is the one that shot him.


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[Assistant] Oh, so he got smoked. Yeah, well, he was at the end in the season, so he had already, you know, he had been with the women to take care of business.


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[Assistant] I told him, I said, look, if you had one of the medical monsters hurt to me right now, they would say, Hey, throw dirt in his face. Cause he's dead. Cause I just, you know, I know better.


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[Assistant] No, you're not the only one to say it. Stone put it on, you know, uh, the public broadcasts of the whole world saw it.


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[Assistant] All that happens, I don't know of anyone that's hunted, that hasn't missed.


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[Assistant] Cause after that, you know, somewhere between one and four, I'll take a nap.


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[Assistant] Me and Stone, I think, huntin'. And then you and, uh, your cameraman and whoever else is aboard.


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[Assistant] We may have a guest in my stand, I don't know. You know, that's up to Stone.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm not sure. We're in the science general area.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, I've told you, you have the advantage here, okay? I know.


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[Assistant] Well, as landowner, he probably should. Well, no, no, he does. You know, you just down there. That gives him that right to have the advantage. Okay. What's the advantage?


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[Assistant] I may be wrong. I think it's probably 200, maybe 250. We're in the same general area.


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[Assistant] Because that thicket is right to my left of my stand is where it comes out. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, oh hey, I couldn't get a bullet to you, you know. If you stay in there.


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[Assistant] It'll be one in a thousand, maybe a trillion. Oh, one in a thousand.


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[Assistant] But since the deer stay in thickets, okay, generally a buck stays in thickets. You have the advantage.


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[Assistant] He'd just, he'd be sitting there and he'd just look up and he'd be under it.


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[Assistant] Is there anything worse than a towel that when you use it after you got a shower and you're still wet?


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[Assistant] We're talking about my towels, my pillows, my slippers. Hey, it just keeps going. My robe. And you gotta have a mustache like that to pull off a robe. There you go, boy.


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[Assistant] And then already your blue road too, cause it's so soft. There you go. Oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] And put the blue robe on top of that shoe, boy. That's right, Cy.


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[Assistant] But I was actually hunting one night and it gets dark and they always wait the big bucks due to it's dark and come out on food plots. So I'm sitting there and it's like three or four does in New Orleans around and right in front of me. Well way down there 200 yards away, three deer come out and they're big. All three of them are big. And I said,


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[Assistant] And I sit there and just watched him for another 30 minutes to just got slammed. You know where you could see nothing. And I said, no, I ain't gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I see it now. They slipped in here and I see it now. Look, there you go. Here's the thing, okay. The man I hunt with, okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I'm a little bit of both. Okay, so he's got his hands full. But anyway, Stone has this. Okay.


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[Assistant] On his, on his 6.5 Creed board.


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[Assistant] Which really is mine, but I gave it to his daughter, BK. Okay, cause she's my hunting partner and fishing partner.


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[Assistant] I understand that, and that is a great, great item to have, especially for, okay, this microphone.


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[Assistant] Okay. Now you have the advantage. Now I have the advantage. Hands down. You have my weapon. I've got, I've got a Zeiss gold. You've got acres of property. On your car, your weapon. Okay. Which is never Mr. Deer. With a solid central suppressor. With a suppressor. Okay.


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[Assistant] Which will I just say flat out, you're a liar, okay, and I know it, you know it, okay.


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[Assistant] In the American public, no, you ain't, you ain't killed every deer you've ever shot at.


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[Assistant] Hurricane, right? On a cruise ship in a violent, uh, hurricane. Yep. Okay, well that's that dope. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's a, you know, if my, here's my advice to all of you that hunt. Okay. If you're using a high power rifle.


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[Assistant] But that I missed, I missed the part, the most important part though.


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[Assistant] What's that? Is that with the suppressor, okay, it also lessens the recoil on it.


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[Assistant] Okay, and like when I'm out in God's creation, watching God's creatures, I get excited, especially if they got a bunch of this, like that rascal right there. Okay. Hey.


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[Assistant] You know, if that don't make your blood get hot and boil, okay. What's probably out there dirty face. There you go.


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[Assistant] Okay. But recall is very important. Yeah. 100%. Okay. Cause that's why normally you miss.


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[Assistant] Okay, is you do not just gently squeeze the trigger?


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[Assistant] How much, how much time year-wise did you do on your


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[Assistant] The phrase is, okay, if you do something that you love to do, you don't ever work a day in your life.


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[Assistant] When I was in college, okay, cause mom, mom made me go to college. Cause I told her, hey don't waste your money. How long did that last? Huh? How long did that last? Semester.


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[Assistant] But anyway, the reason I wanted to bring this up, okay, is that most of my buddies that was like two years older than me,


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[Assistant] I'd went to college, had got a degree, and then they were flipping hamburgers for McDonald's and Burger King, with a degree.


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[Assistant] Wow, cause the education system where we're graduating seniors that have been four years of college and there really is no job out there for.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause hey, the medical field, okay, there's always gonna be a job for people, for nurses, doctors, pharmacists, all that. Because we're, the human race is gonna be sick. Gonna get hurt and all that. But the other stuff,


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[Assistant] Why would you spend eight years going to college when there's not a job available when you get out and when you go for, you put your resume and go for the interview and the guy turns to you and says, well, you know, I'm sorry, but I can't, I can't use you. You're overeducated.


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[Assistant] And I mean, there's a lot of people that heard that phrase. I can't use you. You're overeducated.


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[Assistant] But it just, it really, it's amazing, okay, that this man's been eight years of his life, okay, was in a job that he liked, okay, that he chose.


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[Assistant] But his dream was, okay, I wanna do something else.


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[Assistant] He can fall back, he has got that as a cushion. He's got a great backup quarterback. He's got a good cushion. Okay, I will say that.


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[Assistant] That allows him to do what he's done, which is fantastic.


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[Assistant] There's no doubt. Okay. That education will help you in your endeavors. Right. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're not, they're slightly the people they're waiting on the government.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause in the hunting world, okay, being quiet is important.


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[Assistant] The safety is also there, you know, so it's a win-win situation.


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[Assistant] You know, and Stone is over there, you know, and me and Dr. Dana were laughing, playing, having a good time. Uh, we actually, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, Stone had to leave for some reason. Oh no, he's hunting in another stand. That's what it was. He killed a deer. We heard him shoot.


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[Assistant] Well, me and Dr. Dana's sitting there laughing, talking, having a good time, you know, and I looked and I said, that's the buckle where, you know, out in the, out in the field, you know, and I said, you know, I looked at him, I said, too young, can't shoot him. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He said, I thought you wanted me to decide whether you shoot him or not. I said, I changed my mind.


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[Assistant] Just a bit outside. The reason, the reason I actually really did that, I didn't want to kill her.


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[Assistant] Well, if I was an African, I'd be. Yea, I mean. No, no, a lot of people that I've known. Okay. I'm a passport bro.


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[Assistant] Did you say a lot of people you know?


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[Assistant] Martin, you know some of our fans like Cole think we're just saying stuff in these commercials and we don't actually do it?


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[Assistant] But they're like, ah, you probably just, they pay you to say that. But with factor meals, I said, no man, Cole, who was just in town, came by the store, I was like, look in the fridge! There's factor meals in there, cause I eat one every day, cause they're that good.


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[Assistant] It's a no-brainer, and it's cheaper than if you get in your car, go somewhere, go through a drive-through, you get back eating, by then it ain't even good anyway. It is all around the best way to do lunch. Martin, here's my app right here. This week, sun-dried tomato chicken.


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[Assistant] Boom. Cavatappi in Italian style pork ragu. Boom. Chicken alfredo pasta. I really like that one. It's that easy and it's a full menu. You get to pick, I'd pick six from all 30.


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[Assistant] Hey, how's it going? I'm driving in the air conditioner, I don't know what you're doing.


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[Assistant] No, if you got a dog, that means you shouldn't have a dog. Dogs are, yeah, nah, don't get me started.


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[Assistant] Wait, no we're not. We're just regular dudes. But we do all do one thing. We drink AG1 every morning.


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[Assistant] And if you're wondering what is AG1, it's a daily, foundational, nutrition supplement that supports whole body health. I gave it a try. I want a better gut health, better sleeping. I've been sleeping like a baby.


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[Assistant] You just gotta have one scoop. AG1 was designed with ease in mind so you can live healthier and better without having to do a lot. It's seriously the healthiest thing you can do in under one minute.


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[Assistant] Drink AG1 and you'll feel better. Your immune system, all the things will feel better. So if you want to take ownership over your health, try AG1 and get a free one year supply of vitamin D and five free AG1 travel packs with your first purchase. Go to drinkag1.com slash duck. That's drinkag1.com slash duck. Check it out.


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[Assistant] What's her name again? I don't remember, but you better be careful buddy. Yeah, no I'm mad at her. No you're not.


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[Assistant] That was with Sierra. I was like, this guy fits in. So I, I'm, I'm doing my thing. I forget what I was doing, but I was working. He comes up to me, he's like, hey man, good to meet you. I was like, oh, he's like, yeah, my wife is actually the person with the little Debbie's. I said, she is in this building? And he goes, yeah. I said, oh no.


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[Assistant] That girl wore a bass pro shop into, into my store and then expected little debbies to make me feel better.


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[Assistant] Allison helped out this weekend and she got to man the Chick-fil-A booth for lunch. She said she gave out like 300 chicken sandwiches and she did not. I said, how many times did you say my pleasure? Cause that's kind of like the dream, right?


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[Assistant] Speaking of robo killers, I've got a new thing. If you text me to vote for you, I'm not voting for you.


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[Assistant] I don't even know. Everybody. I've got a list, and when I walk in there, you're out. Just cause you texted me. Everybody but.


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[Assistant] So uh, my vote's not gonna matter cause I'm gonna vote for the guy that gets seven votes or Kanye West or something like that. I wanna be in- With this rule cause everybody texts me.


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[Assistant] Is there, are we voting for something in November?


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[Assistant] The street corner right beside my house. Green Road and Arkansas Road. They're probably all running for the same thing. How am I supposed to


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[Assistant] And see, like when people go to vote, if they're upset that he's not on the ballot. They'll write his name in.


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[Assistant] Ooh man, I slept hard, Martin. I hate you. Uh oh. Martin, I slept and I woke up and I sent my kids to school and I was like, I'm gonna lay my head back down for just a second. Next thing I knew, my wife was back home from dropping the kids off at school and I was like, well I'm late for work. Cause of my pillow.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's because Mike Lindell's been working for 20 years on making the perfect pillow.


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[Assistant] You can eat whatever you want, but you can be chastised for what you want to eat.


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[Assistant] Allison boiled shrimp the other day to put in her lunchbox. I said, this girl is four. Okay. Hey, here's the deal.


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[Assistant] To take to scoop boiled shrimp in the lunch box. Cause that's what Lottie woke up at 7am. She's like, I'll have a salad and boiled shrimp. And I was like, and we said yes.


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[Assistant] I mean this kid is high class when it comes to food though. She'll turn her nose up at like mac and cheese.


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[Assistant] Last night, she was in the refrigerator, cause she ain't even big enough to open, she gets on the chair, opens the refrigerator, climbs in, and just, she got three pounds of carrots on the counter and she's just eating them.


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[Assistant] You know a subject line is gonna catch my eye. And Janet in North Carolina sent one in that said, lippy women and pansy boys.


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[Assistant] That's why I said that title. She might be.


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[Assistant] Look, she says she loves this loyal listener. Recently had an issue and needs some dating advice for her daughter. My daughter is 20. She was recently dating a nice boy. Didn't last two, three months.


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[Assistant] This boy got his feelings hurt due to the fact that my daughter had to show him in front of his buddies how to, how to


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[Assistant] I'm proud of my baby girl for being a strong independent woman. My question, where and how does she find a man that's not a pansy nowadays? I mean, come on, where's all the rednecks? And how do y'all deal with having a lippy woman? Well, you gotta body slam her first off. That's how you deal with it. I learned that.


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[Assistant] Well, she needed to dump him. That's true, huh? I think she needed to dump him because he needed to be a little tougher.


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[Assistant] Why was the person in the ditch? That's a great, we need to know why the person's in the ditch so we can give a proper opinion.


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[Assistant] Maybe I should stay on the gravel. When I turned 16, I think one day...


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[Assistant] We got six trucks stuck trying to get the one truck.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna send this out here real quick, but I gotta cover this one real fast. I'm gonna go as fast as I can. Josh from Wilson, North Carolina just had a son, had to share the picture. Look how cute that baby is. And guess what his name is. Oh no. Phillip. No.


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[Assistant] Silas! And then there's another middle name and a last name.


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[Assistant] That's the fella, that's the fella I've been looking for all this time. There he is. They're calling him Si. So that kid will probably be redneck as crap and be able to get out of anything.


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[Assistant] If you're living wrong, turn it around. Follow the Lord. We love you. Also, thanks to the guy that sent the fudge. Uncle Butch. Uncle Butch's fudge.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We've done it. We didn't get to do COVID, so this is year four. Okay. So four years, what?


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[Assistant] Every year, it seems like it gets better and better to me. Uh, we're obviously growing and all that, but these kids, you know, that's, that's kind of my passion now. It's become.


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[Assistant] What I like to do more than really anything else, you know, I'm a big turkey hunter. I love filming deer and hanging out with the fam, but man, I just love getting to spend time out at sportsman's camp with these kids. So it's been awesome. Awesome.


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[Assistant] Well, what we did with Sy was I had all the kids prepare like their 10 top questions that they would have for Sy. What was number one? Number one.


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[Assistant] What was your biggest deer you've ever shot?


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[Assistant] What was number two? Number two, I think was, what was your favorite Bible verse? Oh, that was a good one.


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[Assistant] This year we had just, just a hair over 50. Um, but yeah, man, we, it was awesome. All these guys came out and donated their time and, and, and taught these kids a ton. And, uh, we had people from all over.


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[Assistant] Uh, the country really not, not just campers, but just people come across the country.


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[Assistant] Teach we had some veterans there that taught some survival stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, and on the buck commander side, we, you know, we have that he three ranch. And so we work with a lot of veterans on, on that, on the other parts of the year. And, uh, these two guys that I had come to camp, they, they just fit every, every spot you needed them. They were there to serve. Like it was, it was just perfect having them there. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, you can also look up sportsmanscamp.com, um, kids 13 to 18. Uh, welcome every year, every summer. We're going to probably do it about the same time next year. Last, last week in June. Uh, obviously we have these guys come out. We got some other really cool people coming next year.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, we, we really enjoy it.


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[Assistant] What's cool about it is that you'll have kids that literally have zero experience with hunting and fishing in the outdoors. And then you'll have kids that know a lot about it. And it's cool to have everybody there together. And of course they're going to hear about our creator.


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[Assistant] You know, and all of that and, uh, man, I'll just tell you what it actually does probably more for me than it does the kids every year.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to make it through life without getting shot. It's one of my goals. Yeah. Seems to be pretty easy.


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[Assistant] There's this song called The Wellerman, it's a good one. To bring the sugar and tea and uh, my daughter sings it, it's very cute. It's real good.


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[Assistant] I can tie, but as long as I start I can't lose. Cat wins.


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[Assistant] I normally win, but my competition is mostly 7 year olds.


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[Assistant] Hey look, if you've been listening for any amount of time on this podcast, we always talk about, you know, trying to be a little healthier, but we're just regular dudes in here. And that's why we're all big into drinking AG1 every day. It's a daily foundational nutrition supplement that supports whole body health. Si? What? How many? High quality vitamins?


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, you can have all these pills, vitamins, all that stuff and try and pop all that in the morning and keep it organized or one scoop in a bottle of water every morning, drink AG1, you're getting all you need for better gut health, increased energy, immune system support. It's, it's the best way to start your day.


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[Assistant] It's the best way to do it and AG1 was designed with ease in mind so you can live healthier and better without having to do a lot. It's the healthiest thing you can do in under a minute. One scoop. Boom. Shake it up. Drink it.


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[Assistant] Most fun I ever had at a bowling alley was when they had a speedometer.


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[Assistant] The Capitol Grill Seafood Tower has a fun place in my life.


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[Assistant] It's a place with delicious meats just brought to you nonstop. There's bacon on the buffet.


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[Assistant] That'd be weird. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] I don't trust that sneeze guard. No.


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[Assistant] I'm really not into buffets, but Fogo the child they bring it to you so it doesn't feel like it.


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[Assistant] Pizza Buffet is the rule. I don't even care if it's Pizza Hut Buffet, which is gone. Sad. Is it?


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[Assistant] I heard stuff, so. I would eat any pizza buffet.


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[Assistant] But he's going like all the way to Texas to watch that nuclear bomb movie. Hold on, what part of Texas?


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[Assistant] He's one of those guys that claims like different movie theaters are better.


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[Assistant] 70 millimeter film. What's the difference? 70, 40, 30. I got a TV in my bedroom that makes it feel like it's a movie theater and then I have my own snacks.


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[Assistant] That's the argument here. So you think it's better at the movie theater?


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[Assistant] I'll say this, the popcorn, I can't pull that off.


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[Assistant] I was spending the money for them to send it to my house. Like I would, I have said many times, I would pay extra just if you could just send me that right now so I don't have to go to the movie theater.


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[Assistant] Is that a picture of Sweet Pea? I'm getting the next segment ready. Well hey, I'm just saying that looked like Sweet Pea. Yes, remember the girl I told you about, Ella from South Carolina?


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[Assistant] Oh no. Especially if I'm there, cause I'm just yelling the whole time.


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[Assistant] That was a cookies and cream milkshake with two whole cookies in it.


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[Assistant] If you get an ice cream like that, that's a firm decision for an entire meal.


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[Assistant] They didn't even take the wrapper off of whoever's that was.


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[Assistant] Claire emails in, she doesn't say where she is, I'm thinking that looks like Jacksonville. Jacksonville? Maybe Charlotte. But Claire got engaged.


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[Assistant] And she sent photographs of her getting engaged, but the whole reason I'm reading this email is I don't think she thought this was coming.


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[Assistant] How sweet it is. That's gotta be Caroline. Anyway, that picture right there was worth whatever she emailed.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, so anyway, she does have a question. Okay. But she did say, happy engagement, Claire. Yeah, congrats. They've been dating for almost five years. Woo, woo. Good for y'all. It seems like an all around good deal. Uhm, what was some good advice someone gave you about being engaged and married? Big fan would just love to hear some advice.


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[Assistant] That's it. Who's that guy, Martin? I don't know countries. Oh yea, that's Luke Cole. Okay. I was like, I feel like I recognize him.


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[Assistant] I'm going to a marriage retreat tomorrow. 12 years in. It'll be fun. Where's it at? Hot Springs, baby. Oh yeah. There you go. I get to host the newlywed game. That's it. At the beginning of it. There they are.


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[Assistant] Has a couple questions. Firstly, she's a reader. She's read everybody's books. But she wants to know. Martin? Philip? Godwin?


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[Assistant] Me Stone, when are we gonna write our books?


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[Assistant] Cause she says we all seem to have found our place in the world pretty well. Like, where God wants us to be, if you will. So, she was hoping for advice on that. How do you know when you've found your calling?


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[Assistant] Which isn't us writing books, for sure. Cause I'm, I mean, I can't.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's good stuff. All right. Uh, this one's for Claire and the man in the Appalachian state hat that we didn't get his name. Happy engagement. Mark 10.


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[Assistant] But one, therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate. Ah, we wish you guys the best of luck in your life. Keep dating and you will have a long happy life together and seek God first and the sky is the limit for your engagement and your marriage.


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[Assistant] I've been up since four, which is wild for me. I just woke up and I was like, what am I going to do? Well, good for you. But I didn't eat the chicken biscuit. I need to lose a little weight and you know, I'm on them factor meals. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, they're good. Look, I've already got my, uh, jalapeno lime cheddar chicken sitting waiting for me back at work. I'm going to eat that for lunch. Not going to do it. Even though it is the Lord's chicken. I'm not eating that. I'm eating a factor meal. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, hold on, look, look, there's Si. That's a young Si right there.


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[Assistant] I have so many questions. How did you retrieve them?


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[Assistant] That is the place. You need somebody running all that stuff. You need somebody that can do all the weird stuff and all the good stuff.


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[Assistant] Look, even Becky's laughing. Okay, Becky's in the house. We're moving on. Go Saints in your new 12 year old kicker. I follow him on Instagram. Anyway, Becky's in the house and we're excited to have her. Hey Becky, do I have something on your desk? No.


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[Assistant] Uh, I grew up around the corner from Becky basically and one night my parents went on like a date and like a tornado and a hailstorm came through and nearly took our house and threw it into a lake somewhere. And my sister and me were crying cause we were at home alone.


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[Assistant] And my parents called Becky and here comes Becky and Wayne to the rescue in the hail. Cause my sister was like ready to run and like leave the house. So Becky and Wayne saved me, saved my life at night. We wouldn't have made it in our house alone.


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[Assistant] You could leave the neighborhood behind Wayne and he was stopping every day, five dollar bill, put five, it's actually a great system. Is it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you think about it, you just know. Like, you're never gonna run out of gas. You got five, you got the day's gas every day.


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[Assistant] The alarms were going off. There was hail. It was, I was scared to death and my mom and dad were like, deal with it. And then here came Becky and we were like, thank God Becky's here. And we went and stayed at her house.


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[Assistant] Here it goes. Hold on. At this point, Becky, what are you thinking, that you're pressing the brakes?


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[Assistant] But, but the thing is, the times were stressful.


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[Assistant] Up here in those days. Yes they were. And Becky's the first one here wondering where we're all at, not doing our jobs because she's over all the things. Nobody's here. And that morning she just said, well, I'm going to press the brakes.


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[Assistant] He's surrounded by my pillow in his bed. He's in the sheets, he's in the pillows. He came in in his towels and his slippers because he came straight from bed. He was getting dressed in that corner over there. He got it all.


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[Assistant] That is cool. And that's a lot of times we complain about stuff and, oh man, just go back to the good old days, but they weren't doing nothing.


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[Assistant] Look, Harry and Becky are important people to me because they work for my, I guess, my papaw and my uncle and then worked at Duck Commander. Like, if it wasn't for the Harry's and Becky's of the world, I'd be, uh, who knows what I'd be doing? Who knows? Like, really, do we have a clue? No.


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[Assistant] You know, Howard publishing, rockin' and rollin', and Duck Commander rockin' and rollin'.


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[Assistant] Like the birth lottery and the life lottery, I just keep hitting on it. It's just accident after accident. But, um, yeah, I was thinking about the actual.


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[Assistant] I will say that time y'all were stuck at the never ending race and I had to go home with Willie. What was it? The, the sky cam fell on the track. Shut her down.


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[Assistant] Willie said the prayer at the beginning of the race and then, you know, Willie had somewhere to be and I had to get Willie there. So we headed on home. I was in my bed in West Monroe watching the end of that race while y'all were still there.


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[Assistant] That does sound fun. 1500 bass on a chuck bug is just a good day. I don't know, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] Go check out the Blind Luck, send us more emails. We're not going to steer you wrong, even though we're close to them.


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[Assistant] But I don't know why this, I do know why this verse made me think of Becky, uh, and Harry for all that they've done at Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] Romans 13, seven, give to everyone what you owe them. If you owe taxes, pay taxes. If revenue, then revenue. And Becky handles all that. But if respect, then respect. If honor, then honor. And Becky is somebody that deserves the honor.


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[Assistant] Look, he's not, he's not, he's not laughing because of what gets, what's happening to him. But they're laughing.


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[Assistant] Boxers look like, just short legged britches anyway. Mhm. I got a couple of pair I put on every night.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, what just happened there? I don't know. I'm not one to get unexpected visits. There's a little bitty baby.


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[Assistant] Well, you know a talk when Louisiana gets wild virus.


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[Assistant] Below Toledo being Maryville, they, they are.


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[Assistant] He's one of them dudes when the music starts, he puts his hands on his hips and his feet go moving. And he does that clogging.


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[Assistant] Yep, that's in there. Hey, I'll tell you what works on them deer feeders. Vaseline. Them coons ain't getting up there. Oh yea, and they're fun to watch tonight. They are.


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[Assistant] I was at, uh, I was at the Yamaha place.


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[Assistant] She's working. Hey, who, how can I get some of that beans? And coffee beans? What?


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[Assistant] You got attacked by a halt. Yeah. One flew down to get the dove that I was retrieving.


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[Assistant] My people get your people and we'll make a podcast. Hunter, are you ready to make a podcast? He's not ready. Martin, are you ready to make a podcast? I'm ready. I'm, I'm, I think I'm making a podcast.


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[Assistant] Godwin's got coffee. There's construction happening all around us. Construction? Construction? Cleaning ladies man.


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[Assistant] There's been booming and banging and sawing and all sorts of things. How many people work here now, Martin?


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[Assistant] Because, you know, my dad used to run this place when books got...


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[Assistant] This one won't even be big enough for Duck Commander. I don't know if he believed that or was just trying to make a sale, but he said it. So it's, it's on record. Yeah, good for him. He called it. Yeah. Thanks Big Dave. And Big Dave also called Sadie had like a little school play and he went up to her afterwards.