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[Assistant] You know, a really fun topic to talk about. We weren't talking about Freddy and Rocket Jump. We were just talking about a fun internet thing and, you know, it was great.


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[Assistant] But what about the audience is like, I don't care that you had this conversation with Adam, I wanna hear it again.


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[Assistant] I'd love to have Alf on the show. Because we're owned by Warner Brothers now. Okay. Who own Alf. Do they own Alf?


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[Assistant] I didn't know them. They got the puppet somewhere. I know it. I know they do. Is the voice actor alive?


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[Assistant] The last time I went to Vegas, I noticed a lot of the newer hotels.


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[Assistant] They have, they have just like these, these tech areas where you can go, you can sit and like game with your.


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[Assistant] Friends, like, honestly, it's not really that surprising. Not at all. That it's coming. I'm being completely sincere when you think about how a lot of these


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[Assistant] These, uh, destinations are trying to include this in their entertainment.


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[Assistant] I just want to see because, so it's basically, the Atari has licensed out the name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so I feel like this isn't that ridiculous. We're kind of approaching it with a mocking tone. It doesn't feel that ridiculous to me.


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[Assistant] Like I said earlier, we're already seeing it in like Vegas where there are all those gaming lounges and stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't know that anybody really uses them. Like for me, I don't go to Vegas and then go like, yeah.


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[Assistant] To me it's, like I don't look down on anyone that is enjoying playing games with their friends at any of these locations, but to me the coolest aspect of that is, well take some of this technology and incorporate it into your hotel stay experience, right?


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[Assistant] I think it'd be really good. If there was like a kids camp that was modeled after Fortnite.


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[Assistant] I think it's gonna help though. My position on it is that if the game that you purchase has terms and conditions to the community aspect,


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[Assistant] And you're not, uh. And you violate those terms and conditions. You're violating those.


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[Assistant] I think that you choose to enter into social contracts and if you don't uphold the standards of those social contracts then that's on you.


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[Assistant] This is not really- And I'm not surprised. Not really on topic. Did you see this morning when Joel retweeted that tweet where someone was like, what? It was like, there are no good Rubens on social media. And Joel was like, mmm.


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[Assistant] This is funny. Cause do you know what I mean? He could get mad. This is a situation where someone handles something like, you know, someone else would get.


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[Assistant] So you're saying Cancer in the Cats was more successful than the film Cats.


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[Assistant] What if I don't end up going to see it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they put these out licensed Atari hats with just speakers built into the broom. That's what it is.


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[Assistant] Is this like a new thing? Do we always, is this like a new thing that human beings want to have joy? I think so, yea. I think we've had it too good for too long.


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[Assistant] That's like, that's like energy from nowhere. What's it called? Cold fusion?


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[Assistant] But here's the, we're, this is presuming, what, that there's only gonna be one virus, this virus, for the rest of time? Like, that's not how it works.


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[Assistant] This is Gattaca, guys. We already did this. Gattaca did this a long time ago. It's my favorite movie. Everyone knows it's my favorite movie. No one knows why. It's because it's right about everything. Name one thing Gattaca's been wrong about. Uuuuh.


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[Assistant] The Return of Retro Style Cars. Okay. Correct.


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[Assistant] Electric vehicles, they sound in that movie the exact same way they sound now, that we have laws that say electric vehicles going under whatever 20 miles an hour have to make a noise. Okay?


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[Assistant] People, uh, people, two classes of people separated by nature, purely by nature of their birth.


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[Assistant] Because in Gattaca, there's a society of people who have had their genes manipulated before they were born to kind of give them an edge in society and so those that are born naturally are taken less seriously despite the fact that they have all the same skills and potential as anyone else.


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[Assistant] Well hold on, there's one more thing. We're just one step away. All three of those things have happened. The only thing that we're waiting on is giant industrial furnaces in the bottom, in the bottom of your condo so that way you can always burn a body if you need to.


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[Assistant] You didn't watch the movie. You didn't watch the movie. Okay, you didn't learn anything.


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[Assistant] I did change shirts right before the podcast. For our listeners, Elise is wearing a bright pink, brand new Funhaus shirt.


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[Assistant] Threw up said he needed to go put on deodorant and then returned wearing a bright pink shirt of his own.


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[Assistant] Well, there's the weak and the strong. They call them the weak and the strong.


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[Assistant] Well that's up to you, right? It's your decision. Would you, would you, if you could knowingly expose yourself to it with the expectation that you might die,


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[Assistant] But also might come out the other side stronger for it. Do you do it?


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[Assistant] And I, I mean it as honestly as I can that if I was in a situation where I knew that I was the, like a good candidate to help in some way and basically any situation I would like to have the opportunity to do that. So there are lots of situations where it's, you know, you see a car wreck or something and you're like, should I run over there and help?


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[Assistant] And you always do the math in your head where like, well, am I going to pull this person out of the car? And then that's what's going to be what severs their spinal cord. And I should have just waited for a professional to come or whatever. If there was someone that says like, listen, you were certified to help in these situations. So like the surgery thing.


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[Assistant] You may not be the best person, but I'm telling you that right now you're the only person that can do it. I would go for it in almost any of those situations.


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[Assistant] What if, what if you're going to Hawaii, but it's only a single day layover? Like, it's just a stopover on the way to, no, Kuala Lumpur.


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[Assistant] There's a scene at the end of the credits where Todd comes home.


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[Assistant] And Nick Fury is waiting for him in his living room, except he's wearing a grass skirt and he says, Todd, I'm putting a team together. Do you like pool fork?


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[Assistant] Listen, oh wait, wait, so what are you saying? You're saying that if you accept the risk of going to help others, you may bring the...


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[Assistant] Cause are we immune or are we carriers? We're asymptomatic or are we immune?


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[Assistant] This doesn't change anything. There's, they have a, they have a thing when you're doing your vows that holds you accountable for this. It's called till death do us part.


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[Assistant] No, in sickness and in health, right? Like, I dunno, if she's sick, that's not gonna change anything.


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[Assistant] If she's sick and I'm healthy, then we're gonna just end up like the two old people at the end of Titanic.


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[Assistant] Well that's the, that's the plot of, uh, Spider-Man Homecoming or whatever. And Daredevil, the TV show. It opens in, oh I don't know anything about that.


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[Assistant] You must have liked the end of that movie though, right? Cause there was a big battle in New York City. And then at the end they were like, all right, well, we can't leave this by the way it is. And then they use magic to fix everything and no one cares. And then they just undo it all.


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[Assistant] So you want more movies that are satisfying the same way J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World's Fantastic Beasts and where to find them with Grindelwald is? The ending.


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[Assistant] I get it. You ever see, uhm, the, what is it, the Wizard of Oz movie that Sam Raimi made with James Franco? No.


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[Assistant] Oz the Great and Powerful, thank you. Uhm, that movie is like, watching it try and meet up with the beginning of Wizard of Oz is like watching a baseball player slide into home. Okay.


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[Assistant] Don't execute. Because it's entirely its own thing telling its own story until like the last 15 minutes and then it's like, oh shit, I forgot she's green. Ahhhhh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how are we, how do we get that to match up? What if we just say she turns green, she goes bad and, uh, she's total bitch or whatever. And then they do that. And the last 15 minutes of the movie is that transformation.


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[Assistant] That was full of things because I wanted to do a stand up bit where I always carried with me a giant chest. And at the start of my set, I would drag out the chest, set it down, but then never open it and then drag it off again when I was done.


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[Assistant] Orcs quest. Yep. That, I was like, I was like, who is this Tom guy?


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[Assistant] Do you guys, uhm, just comment on the movie as it goes? Or do you write jokes for it the same way that, uh, you know, Mr. Chan said?


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[Assistant] Well, I have always, I mean, honestly, like in terms of talking comedy, I always feel like, uhm, you know, we've been compared. People go, what do you do?


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[Assistant] You know, oh, like, and if they're not familiar with the world, like a lot of times the thing I'll default to is, you know, Mystery Science Theater? Yes, of course. It's basically that with video games, right? Uhm, except...


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[Assistant] Being in it, I've always known that isn't the case. Uhm, what we do, and it's something that I struggle with a lot and I'm glad it's brought success for myself and the people I care about and, and stuff, but it's always the first joke and


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[Assistant] Sometimes the first joke is funny, but I feel like, like at least seven out of ten times that the revision of the joke and the second joke and the third joke and the fourth joke are always way funnier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But I just think like, it's like you were saying, I think what we do is more about the personality stuff. Uhm, so, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I hope so. I always feel like a fraud in a lot of cases when it comes to comedy because I, as much as I wanted to, it's, it's, I'm not, uhm,


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[Assistant] Got to go down that path of like what you were describing, which is like performing for strangers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, we did, technically we did, we started a channel with nothing and then built it up to have an audience. So at some point you were performing for strangers who didn't know who you are and don't care, but you don't get that. What you're talking about is like that, that silent feedback of like that failed miserably. Um,


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[Assistant] And so it's one of those things where I always said like, you know,


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[Assistant] If something happened with this or things ended, it's like, I think I might.


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[Assistant] Uhm, for a lot of cases, but like just going to open mics and just like standing up in front of strangers and getting that like kinetic feedback of like, is this thing you came up with and how you presented it funny, truly funny?


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[Assistant] Uhm, or is it because people know you? Is something that I always wanted to add to my comedic repertoire and feel like a fraud for not having.


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[Assistant] You mentioned how you like to do character stuff and everything, and you know, obviously Elise can tell you more about her comedic sensibilities than I can, but like...


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[Assistant] It's the interesting thing where if you say to Elise like, oh, why don't you just go up and like be entertaining in front of this person? She'll be like, why would anyone care? I'm not entertaining, but if you put a.


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[Assistant] Wig on her and a fake mustache. Then, then she's, then I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. And she's like, stand back. I will entertain them. And then marches forth. Like as long as she doesn't have to be Elise, she transforms. Do you feel like that's your case?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Especially, the thing is especially next to Josh in that, cause Josh


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[Assistant] As soon as, as soon as you put a camera on him, you're like, oh no, he's a goofy cartoon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and like even him just like walking forward, you're like, oh no, that's like, yeah, it looks like putting a baby in, in like adult clothes and stuff. And it's just something about who he is as soon as you put that camera on him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think in that case it was really nice to have you as the straight man.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and so I think it was a perfect, a perfect compliment in my opinion. But now knowing how you like to do character stuff, part of me is like, I wish we found something else.


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[Assistant] I'll say this, having the isolation has led to me appreciating sitting on a call a little bit more. Like, like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, just like getting into a voice chat with someone and then doing, like I was hanging out with a friend this weekend in that we were both in the same discord and doing something kind of like silently.


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[Assistant] But together, and then occasionally just like, hey man, what's this? Like you just, you just have an open line of-


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[Assistant] I was just gonna say that looks like the insa- the exact same titling for the Gerard Butler Katherine Heigl movie.


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[Assistant] What was it called? It used the, you're right and you're wrong. You're left and you're right. What's that movie? And I'm pretty sure that's the same font and logo.


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[Assistant] Come on, guys. I just thought it wasn't long enough.


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[Assistant] What? I don't understand. Is there, can we see? Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] What it is? I'll pull it up here. Go for it. I'm just curious what, oh okay, so it's just a little thing. Okay, it's a little platform, they're testing it. Why is this an Indiegogo? Why am I?


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[Assistant] But it's, oh, so it's raising money to install things publicly, I guess? Yeah. Okay. Got it.


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[Assistant] So we can't cause this as a strike against Solar Roads, right? It's a strike against roads in general. They are weak.


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[Assistant] I just went to the Indiegogo site and there was a picture of a moose walking on the road and it seemed to be okay so I can only assume cars are fine too.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's not really that news though.


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[Assistant] I think we watched an SNL once. I think maybe the Eddie Murphy? No, I don't know. We watched an SNL within the last year at a time streaming on a on demand thing.


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[Assistant] I mean, when it comes to like HBO stuff, like Game of Thrones, everyone was basically doing it, right? Everyone was tuning in as soon as the video was unlocking at 9pm and then watching it, right?


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[Assistant] See, I wish, I wish that were the case, but I'm gonna toss a bad news in here for you.


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[Assistant] And it's called Venom, There Will Be Carnage, which is the second worst line from the movie. So the first worst line being, sorry about venom.


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[Assistant] And then the second worst line is when the character carnage goes, there will be carnage wearing a party city wig. So.


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[Assistant] Here's the problem with the timeline, it made a billion dollars.


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[Assistant] That bothered, that's what bothered me. I'm okay with movies being bad, but when they're successful and bad, that's what bothers me the most. Then I can't just be like, eh, they're harmless.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would put Venom up there as being pretty successful and terrible. I would also add Suicide Squad is also terrible but very successful. So, both of those movies.


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[Assistant] This happens a lot. I don't know if you told Todd. I haven't told Todd. Australian actors, right?


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[Assistant] They get cast in these roles because they go into the meeting and they're like, we want you to meet, we want you to meet Sam Worthington, Orlando Bloom. Bring him in. He goes, hello, hello. How's it going in here?


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[Assistant] Paper shredder? Yea, I got all this stuff here. You know, back in the coast. Gold coast, I used to go surfing. You're Australian? Yea, yea, yea. Cause I'm from Australia, swimming along coral. And it's this most amazing meeting in the world and they're like, let's put him in the movie. And they go, he's American. And then he shows up on set and he's like, hello. I, how are you doing?


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[Assistant] As soon as you remove the Australian from these Australians, they become boring people. I think is basically what it is. And there's a lot of actors that fit this bill.


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[Assistant] Well yea, I mean some of them, some are very talented. I think Chris, Chris Hemsworth is incredibly, is incredibly charismatic and talented.


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[Assistant] He's just Mr. Boring in everything, but I bet he goes into those auditions and he kills him.


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[Assistant] That's right. Dog fight fights apply to underwater things too. Call it seal fight.


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[Assistant] 2019 is over. Good riddance, I say. Uh, but before we strut into 2020, we wanna tackle as many questions as we can in this Dude Soup Year in Review.


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[Assistant] Uhm, thank you guys for joining me. Uh, before we get started, before I introduce my guests this week, uh, I wanna shout out our sponsors, Stitch Fix. Uh, get started today at StitchFix.com slash Dude Soup to get an extra 25% off when you keep everything in your box.


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[Assistant] D-U-D at checkout. That's just this free salmon.


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[Assistant] A black bear. If you're pescatarian or above, you might as well do that. It seems like that makes no sense. Uh, I wanna introduce my guest here, Lise Willems.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it is, when you're watching this, it is 2020.


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[Assistant] Congratulations everyone, we made it. Right, but we're not in 2020.


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[Assistant] Well, either way, our figments of what we once were have survived into 2020. And also just due to the nature of how we've made this programming, we decided to pre-shoot ahead some things and make sure it was all ready to go so that way we could sleep. We're all on a little vacation somewhere.


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[Assistant] Well, either way, I thought it would be a good idea to take this opportunity to start 2020 off right by kind of re-examining 2019. Uhm, the things we did, the things we...


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[Assistant] Wanted to do, uh, but mostly giving our audience an opportunity to ask us questions.


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[Assistant] I mean, I will disclose this. There are some things that we love being transparent with everyone. We're very transparent on the subreddit, on social media, in our content, about the things we do and how we do them.


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[Assistant] There are obviously going to be some questions that we can't-


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[Assistant] But anyway, I put the call out to our subreddit, reddit.com slash funhouse. Great place to organize our community. They do an amazing job. r slash funhouse.


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[Assistant] I'm sure that will happen on this as well. I'm sure we'll try to explain something the best as best as we can, but we'll probably miss something or forget something, uhm, or it'll be taken out of context in a different way, so that is the...


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[Assistant] I mean, that's kind of a good place to start. Uhm, this is, this is one question, but I think that uhm,


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[Assistant] It's, it was a question reiterated by a bunch of people in a whole bunch of different ways, so I'm just gonna kinda throw it all together, but, uh, Mountain Moron said, I'm sure Bruce leaving was hard. Care to share any impacts that we as the audience might have missed? Something that might make us appreciate Papa Bruce even more.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean the short answer to that is...


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[Assistant] A lot of what Bruce did, the four of us now share, in terms of responsibility, so if you have any questions or concerns about Bruce's work ethic, keep in mind that when he said, alright guys, I'm leaving, we said, how does this shake out, and the only way it really made sense was for four people to share that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, there was no trading off, it was just taking on, taking on additionally. Uhm, but like, so, I mean, Omar, you run this building. Basically, you run the operations of it, you deal with a lot of the budgeting, the money side of stuff, uhm, and anything else you want to go into.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, so everything we kind of do is generally group discussion. I'd say it starts with the four of us. If it's a purely creative thing, it starts with generally the three of us.


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[Assistant] Just to see what he says. Just to check. Just for clarification, as Omar's role changed, our roles formally did change as well. It kind of got, the language of it got wrapped up because it happened at a time when Rooster Teeth as a whole


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[Assistant] Within Warner Brothers was doing a kind of reorganization of their system and the way it shook out is that the three of us are co-creative directors and we work with Omar to basically


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, I mean, for me, stress a little bit, yeaah, definitely, cause I mean, Bruce, again, back to the Bruce appreciation thing, like, Bruce shielded us from a lot of things.


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[Assistant] 2019 at least, like it just feels like it's more, sometimes, sometimes you get promoted, uh, from what you're doing into like a management position and it's not what you were doing. It's something different and now you're like not even doing what you were initially doing. I'm still doing.


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[Assistant] All the things that I've been doing at Funhaus since Funhaus started, but now it's kind of, there's, other than the money, figuring out the money and the logistics and the time with you, there's not really any barriers to anything. Like it's just, we come up with something and then we try it.


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[Assistant] In 2018, say in 2018, if you wanted to make a video good, you would come up with the idea for the video. You'd find the game.


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[Assistant] You'd choose who's gonna be in it, you'd play the game, and then when an editor works through it, you'd go and you'd sit down and you'd give notes to make sure that video was the best version of that video that it could be. That was the process I think for all of us in 2018. The only difference now is that the video is the channel.


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[Assistant] So it's still the same. I just think everything has to kind of come through this filter of what is the purpose of this, whether or not we're going to be, sometimes it's John Smith picking the game, sometimes it's Alana picking the game, like, it's any of us picking the game.


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[Assistant] What is that and then how do we make sure that whole process is overseen by us to ensure that the content is good?


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[Assistant] No hyphen. Uhm, what does that mean? I don't know. But my Stitch Fix expert personal stylist does know what it means.


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[Assistant] So if you wanna change your style, kinda the same way Adam just changed his during the ad break, we recommend checking out Stitch Fix. Thank you for your sponsorship, Stitch Fix. Uhm, we spent a lot of time on that one question, that's okay. I think we covered, the thing is, there's gonna be,


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[Assistant] IG was like very much a Lawrence.


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[Assistant] It also happened, a lot of some of that stuff that came together that allowed IG to come back under this umbrella was happening at the same time as Arizona Circle. So, you know, that already took up a lot of our time and so I think for some of those reasons, Lawrence smartly made the decision


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, and just because it's starting, not this new thing from scratch, but like, it is kind of building a new thing, building, rebuilding a brand, kind of getting the audience to remember you and build that trust back, and also just make it good, that requires a lot of work, and that's, so, I mean, honestly, for a lot of 2019, that's where Lawrence was, uhm, and,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think there's, I mean, I think there's also value to the brand standing on its own, you know, like if we can appear in it and then bring something extra or something, you know, extra, but like it,


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[Assistant] I was doing proper and shouting stuff out, but then it was the kind of thing where it's like, well, this is a good place for someone to kind of like practice that.


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[Assistant] Can we help? Is there a way we can be a part of it without it being ours? It shouldn't be.


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[Assistant] She couldn't, I mean she was busy, she couldn't. Also the problem is when both groups are very busy, anytime it's like, let's both disrupt ourselves to do something just because we want to. So, alright, next question.


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[Assistant] How will Funhaus content change in response to YouTube's new policies? Achievement Hunter has already began to censor their videos with random noises or even squawks and swearing.


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[Assistant] Well, but also we're looking at the notes going like, at what point in addressing these notes to make it okay is it no longer a Funhaus video. Exactly. So that's like, again, a decision we make, the four of us, and sometimes we're like,


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, ever since I've been doing this, it's always been adapting to the ebb and flow of YouTube's whims.


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[Assistant] Well, sometimes it's, alright, we're gonna put duck squawk noises in the first 30 seconds if that means that we can get away with the boner joke later on. Because the boner joke's better than the time we just cut Cursed or whatever.


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[Assistant] Also this is something that's kind of beginning. The more YouTube gets strict, I think the more we're just gonna say, well this version didn't work on YouTube so we're just gonna put that on Rooster Teeth. So if you wanna see the fully unfiltered version of it, it'll be on Rooster Teeth and that doesn't necessarily mean nudity or whatever, but it means like,


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, women of, that had to have been a W.


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[Assistant] If I recall what John has said, that's the whole thing. Everything is the whole thing. Everything that's in there, he didn't waste any time putting out, making a six minute song and only cutting it down. What about the rest of the album? Nope, that's it. That's all of it.


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[Assistant] Before you guys say that, Slickster underscore Speedster wants to know, are we going to see more sketch comedy in 2020? I love Arizona Circle, but I also miss you guys when you used to do those travel sketches, behind the scenes sketches as well.


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[Assistant] Checking your rate only takes a few minutes. That's upstart.com slash dude. So yes, please check out Upstart today. Find a way to get a better interest rate just for you. Uhm, yes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no yea, we absolutely, we already have. She's been in a board as hell. Two board as hells by this point. Uhm, and she's, we recorded a gameplay with her. She sent me a game today.


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. Half-life Alex? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Real quick, sorry, I'm just trying to get through as fast as possible. Do your address. No, it's not an address. I just keep going so we're not doing it. I feel like this is already going to go over as a podcast.


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[Assistant] Uhm, frosty780, will any older content be revived like comment show?


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[Assistant] I was wondering. Was that a typo or? No, it was because when I originally wrote it, I wrote Hall of Fame, and at least it's like, you guys should call it the Funhouse Hall of Shame. I was like, that's way funnier.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, that's what, that's kind of what we're thinking is to go back through things that we've maybe done or tried before and see if there's some new angle, if it's shitty, we're not gonna, we're not gonna put it up or whatever, but like if we're like, oh, we can play a game again that we've played before and find something new.


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[Assistant] He's a cool dude. We're trying to work with people that we like. Yeah. We have, we've established a certain amount of clout.


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[Assistant] I think so. So I'm going to do two, if I can find the other one too, I want to do two back to back just because they like almost in direct contradiction with one another in some ways. Straight up for real though, besides watching and


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[Assistant] Word of mouth, what's the best way for us fans to help support the show with so many channels and groups shutting their doors over the years? Parentheses, and sadly, the views of each FH video going down over the years.


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[Assistant] I feel like there's more we can do to keep the show going. Uhm, the other one that I wanted to read, uhm, was from Burn Sight.


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[Assistant] We understand that the buy-in for that is that you're into all of the Rooster Teeth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like all things, it's a cost-benefit analysis of like figuring out how much more extra we have the time to do and are able to do.


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[Assistant] Uhm, also just to add for the other statement in terms of like, as an insider, views are up year over year.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so whatever you were looking at last, I mean obviously things change and sometimes those views are spread across more videos or spread across less videos. Uhm, but right now where we're at, it's green.


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[Assistant] Well, I would say the truth of the matter is that I think a lot of those channels maybe take more time.


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[Assistant] And then, and then there's other channels, like you said, that like, man, they have a bunch of 2 million view videos, and then they have a 65,000 view video, like what is the change there? I think, at the very least, the circle in which our videos land is, is pretty good.


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[Assistant] It's again, it's fear alongside preparedness. I think a lot of times we'll open up, we'll look at things or whatever without fully looking at the big picture. We'll look on a micro scale or how one specific video over the weekend did and all of us do the Charlie Brown eyes.


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[Assistant] Where you just do like the parentheses on the outside and it just looks like fear. And then we go, wait a minute, let's see. And then a weak letter, you look at it and you're like, okay, it's just the same as everything else. But when you're looking at it in that micro scale, it's tough.


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[Assistant] Um, uh, real quick, uh, Bobems1215, now that Lawrence left, what is the fate of the drunk streams? I assume prey.


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[Assistant] Uhm, are still going to happen. I remember, uh, and I think Bruce's farewell podcast at Lawrence said that he organizes, runs, and gets the most hammered during these live streams. So I was just wondering if someone is planning on stepping up, uh, to set those live streams or are they leaving with Lawrence?


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[Assistant] And again, Lawrence, I think Lawrence turned it into a new, he gamified it because drinking for him is that.


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[Assistant] That was, you know, yes, he loves, he loves it and he does absolutely get the most smashed, but I talked to him yesterday and I was like, Hey, when we do our next drunk thing, do you, would you be down to come in? And he was like, Oh, I didn't know if you guys were going to still do those because of how miserable it makes it. And we were like, I was like, yes, but that's cause that's how it goes. That's the name of the game.


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[Assistant] I also think sometimes like that whole thing was like Lawrence put that on his shoulders and he's like, we are very busy, I'm not going to burden anyone else with having to do this. So then he had to figure out how to make Mario World happen. But in this scenario, we can collectively decide we want to do it and then you can do


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, wow. Well, if we're gonna be censoring things, I hope you're not censoring my meals, cause I wanna eat some meat. And the only way I can do that...


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[Assistant] Uhm, is there something we as viewers could do to improve your experience as content creators? Are there misconceptions you notice frequently in comment sections, threads that stand out to you as being incorrect or non-constructive that you wish you could address? Things that you see people say regularly that you know are coming from Mrs. Point Stamper, as we kind of discussed this earlier, or just something you would like


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[Assistant] Uh, the audience to know that is frequently commented on, uhm, from a place of ignorance, be it intentional or not. And be honest, most of us can take it. Thank you for reaching out. Yes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the honest answer is, like, it's hard because if we made all of our content corrections and answers, it would be really boring. Like if every single podcast was a podcast like this, it would get really boring. Uhm, I would just say, like, people try to do it, but if you're gonna say something,


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[Assistant] We like know where it's come, at least have something, even if you misinterpreted something, like at least saying like, oh well this is the video where that was mentioned or whatever.


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[Assistant] Then negativity. Yeah. Uhm, we never want to, for a cynical and pessimistic as we seem in the content, we always appreciate when our community is positive and lifts others up. And so, uhm, just general speaking, if there's a video that has someone in it that you don't like, no one ever needs to hear you say that.


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[Assistant] It doesn't really help for the future, but since we have had two big major departures and announcements this year.


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[Assistant] Feel, uh, it always made me feel good when you're strolling through and it's people going like, oh, I can't wait to support you, Bruce. I can't wait to support you, Lawrence. Wolf, wherever you want to go, that makes me feel really good. When they go, when they go, can't wait to support you, Bruce, or they don't even say can't wait to support you, Bruce, and they say, ugh, I can't stand videos that have James in it.


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[Assistant] That's their response to, like, I'm like, you could have been so, you could have been, this is an opportunity to be positive and lift the person up in a way that they probably would have appreciated, but you chose to be negative about something that isn't even related to this.


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[Assistant] Saying, what an idiot for not knowing this is not his.


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[Assistant] Speaking of you being the body, they needed people to make it look like a crime scene. And so...


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[Assistant] Uh, Chris Damaris who's directing that said, are you available? And I said, sure man, I'm here, whatever. And so then I went to wardrobe and then they were like, we have this stupid jacket. Would you want to wear it? And I'm like, give it to me. And then with the wardrobe team and, and hair and makeup, I came up with this character, Chase Astro, who by the way is in it for silhouetted.


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[Assistant] Two seconds tops in the background of a shot that goes from when Josh and Todd are walking up.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So, Chase Astro is me in the background for two seconds of the first Rascal sketch, almost completely unable to be seen.


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[Assistant] We didn't have time or money to do it but something I wanted to do for marketing I was like send me the costume and then we'll have me sit in like a chair and talk about how I prepared for the role of Chase Astro after the episode comes out and go and now for the premiere of Chase Astro and it would be the first five seconds of Rascal and then end.


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[Assistant] Sooo, yeaah, I mean, I'm trying to find one last one here. I mean, uh, favorite, favorite moment, this is a general question, favorite moment of 2019.


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[Assistant] Those were so short though. Those were so condensed. Arizona Circle was like, uprooting everything, moving to Austin, and then taking in this whole new experience, new responsibilities, new challenges, and I was really happy with how everything turned out. So, that felt satisfying. Oop, someone's throwing trash over here. That's fine.


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[Assistant] And he's happy. That's the thing too. When I hang out with Bruce, not that he was ever like, um, angry or like, but like, he seems happy. And that makes me happy because he's my friend.


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[Assistant] It's, it's pretty lame. You can call me a coastal libtard or whatever, but NPR.


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[Assistant] Uhm, shout out to Ladyhawk, some, uh, uh, musical group that I just discovered this year, and, uh, Alive in Barcelona.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for music that sounds like wrestlers theme, everything sounds like a wrestlers theme song. Uhm, it's pretty good workout music and pretty fun and intense stuff. That dude was real nice.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, Adam, you, you're gonna stay till the end. Omar's got one foot out the door. We've all got one foot out the door. Uhm, but no. So, thank you guys. We wouldn't be able to do this if it wasn't for the perpetual support from all of you. Uhm, and, yeah. Thank you for, you know, ups and downs, but overall a pretty incredible 2019. Thank you, Bobby.


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[Assistant] We have no intention of stopping or working any less hard in 2020, maybe working a little smarter, uhm, trying new things, trying exciting things. I'm excited for the stuff that's still yet to come.


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[Assistant] Well, thank you guys for joining me for a very long podcast, but I think an appropriately long one. I know we barely scratched the surface on all those questions. I tried to consolidate some of them into similarly themed questions. I hope just in the discussion we answered other things that you might not even thought about asking.


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[Assistant] Uhm, thank you Elise, Omar, and Adam. Uhm, it's a delight working with all of you.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, the thing with like, with Bruce leaving is, it was surprising to me how much shit I had no idea was happening. Like, just stuff that just was never, never something he talked about, never something he complained about or whatever, and just a bunch of stuff. Like, my day is completely packed full of BS.


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[Assistant] The building, like, running the operations that happen in this building.


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[Assistant] A lot of that stuff gets, the workload is divvied out in a way where it's very much more manageable. But man, the sheer amount of BS that is just constantly being tossed at you is crazy.


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[Assistant] Do either of you guys feel like there's, like the mantle now being creative director has changed the, the like,


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[Assistant] I don't know how you say it, like the responsibility level or like the stress level of it?


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[Assistant] The viewers eyes and stuff with stuff like that, like the magic gathering stuff is like the creative fulfillment that you guys get from doing it or having those ideas or working through that kind of like process.


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[Assistant] Going forward into 2020, one of the things I'm most excited for, especially with like this, this little bit of a smaller group, like leading the charge and doing stuff like that is...


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[Assistant] The, the nimbleness to do that kind of stuff and the opportunities to do


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[Assistant] Bruce being here, Lawrence being here, like any of that stuff was holding us back. It's just like...


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[Assistant] We brought on Lindsay, we brought on Justin, a bunch of people who have more skill set than just the one thing that they're doing for the majority of the time here, cause no one here is a single thing. No one here is a single thing. Even now with the way that things are shook out or whatever, no one's a single thing, but the, uh,


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[Assistant] So having more people who are very specifically extra, like their extra talent is in this one specific thing that we can take advantage of and do a cool new thing in 2020 is gonna be awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're, we're, you guys usually, like, Funhaus is usually doing three things, three recordings a day, if, if not a little bit more. You add on top Inside Gaming, that's another, that's another recording, or if it's two episodes, or...


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[Assistant] And me and your place would never feel bad about that. Cause like, the three of you, right?


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[Assistant] We're used to be, there used to be six people to record videos out here, produce videos and stuff, and really there's like three and a half now.


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[Assistant] Cause John, John produces videos, he's in a lot of stuff, but he's not full time. He's still editing a bunch. Yeaah, he's still editing a ton. Same with Dan, Dan's producing a video or doing stuff, but he's still editing like crazy. Ryan too, like all these people are doing shared duties and it's harder.


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[Assistant] It's harder to divide away that time to do inside gaming every day when you only have the three of you to do that stuff. So like, I don't know if anybody is, no one should feel bad about that.


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[Assistant] I mean, they, they have, they have established a voice, I think, within the new people that they've introduced on camera. Like, they have Patrick, Connor, Zach, Autumn. There's two new people that people haven't seen yet, but like, they have, you know, they're building up that thing, they're doing a good job. I, I, I would more than anything.


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[Assistant] They're making the entire video as if it were going to be on TV.


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[Assistant] It's a lucky thing that we have that second, we have like our own owned and operated platform to put stuff on. Our own daily.


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[Assistant] The whole thing. What a fantastic example of like, us hiring people who are multi-talented like that. Like having somebody who is like musi-musi-musically whatever. Musically inclined? Musically, there we go, that's the word I was trying to say. Is awesome. Be able to do stupid bullshit like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and yeah, like sharing stuff with people who don't know the channel at all, but like the most benefit we get from anything is from first memberships. It's like the site membership stuff. That's the most revenue that we can get for something and it signals a lot of to the people above us what is popular.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw a different question on there. It was like, what do you guys plan on doing with first members, like first members in 2020? Because in 2019, obviously we lost a lot of what


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[Assistant] I would consider like value adds for the platform, right? Like we stopped doing certain things. We stopped doing things as much. Like we want to move back into doing that kind of stuff in 2020.


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[Assistant] A lot of that came from, like Elise mentioned a lot earlier, is the company direction stuff shifted on us a couple of times, which caused us to have to refocus what our efforts are and first wasn't...


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[Assistant] The biggest priority that we had, even though it is super beneficial to us and we appreciate all those people giving us money there, but we do plan on doing more th- more things in that space. You know, windowing things for longer periods of time when we have the buff- the buffer in post.


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[Assistant] Uh, we started doing a bi-weekly livestream in the mornings that are just for force members, like first members, doing stuff like that, where we can, we definitely want to start adding back into.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, and honestly, just like, just watching the videos and having ad block off or whatever, like that's going to benefit us and then like adding to our numbers in any way, if it's like hitting, you know, hitting like on stuff or at watching things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's, and it's visible to a lot of people too, so like it changes like, like,


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[Assistant] Having that kind of obscurity in TV ratings, people still watch things because they don't know or whatever, but like when you see something like, oh, this has a ton of views on it, what is it? So it like...


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[Assistant] To, to, it's weird because criticism, it like, can come off inherently negative, like you're, cause you're


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[Assistant] Uh, for me, like, this year was wild shift in what my life is here. So that was super cool. Getting to work with rad people is always awesome. Like, it's hard to nail down one specific thing.


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[Assistant] Just because like what I do is, is, is not like, there's not like a specific thing that I do anymore. The Oculus Quest. Yeah. That was your, that's my, that's the highlight. Yeah, highlight tech thing of the year.


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[Assistant] Like as far as like content going out and stuff, seeing what Arizona Circle turned into and what all your guys' hard work turned into was super rad. You were part of that too.


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[Assistant] We can talk over this. The music's nothing. It's nothing special.


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[Assistant] Did I ever tell you I thought, uh, gratis was Spanish for donut?


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[Assistant] Because I found a coupon on the floor for 7-Eleven, it said free gratis. But I had a picture of a donut, I was like, ah, a gratis. Cool.


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[Assistant] Well, free and then in Spanish because I live in Los Angeles. I mean, Texas has kind of a similar.


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[Assistant] There are too many Slack channels here. I think I invited like the PUBG, the H1Z1, the, uh, Beanie Babies. I just found out there's a classifieds one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're doing the thing I think everyone else did, where HQ Trivia came and went in our brains and went moving on, 10,000 other things happened. And then I went, what happened to that host? And then you go through the tech crunch article or whatever and like, like, oh, some shit went down.


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[Assistant] One of the guys I think was, uh, one of the founders of Vine, and they described him as, uh, creeping on young Vine stars. So it was like his own little, little honeypot.


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[Assistant] This new guy's testing way better. Like, what does that mean? It's like, we did a survey monkey.


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[Assistant] And survey monkey says new host, better old guy, bad. They're like, okay.


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[Assistant] I guess they just didn't expand, but yeaah, I was surprised when Elise said the article, and I guess they had quite a banger of a last day.


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[Assistant] I mean have you, have you guys, have you guys ever been part of a company when it is like, well it's our last day.


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[Assistant] What do you want to do? Like a, Elise would tell us a story about Defy Media. Now and they're like, so we're out of money.


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[Assistant] And I just like, I wonder, I've been lucky I haven't been a part of anything like that yet.


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[Assistant] Sorry, uh, but like a fire sale, a fire sale. Yeah. Where you just go, we can't pay you.


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[Assistant] And we can't stop you from taking things. So I wonder how the HQ trivia guys, how they did it.


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[Assistant] Also relevant, not, not to sidetrack from this too much, but they said there's only one guy working at movie phone now. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, never once did I go, Mom, let's rent Monkey Shines. It's also rated R. So it was like, you know, you see that in Warlock and you're like, maybe one day.


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[Assistant] Blockbuster, I think also had a weird sort of like one.


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[Assistant] They probably had like a lack of an identity, but they also, they didn't really have great optics on themselves. If you've ever seen any of the blockbuster training videos where they're just.


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[Assistant] Creepy dudes following women around being like, hey, Cindy saw you working. There's like, he's basically committing sexual harassment and the way he's talking to people. But some blockbuster executive is like, that's good. More cocaine, please. Like it's awful, awful stuff.


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[Assistant] The problem is though with myth and legend is everything's blown out of proportion so he probably kicked the chair and you're gonna go aww. Or he did much worse. Right. Or he like


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[Assistant] They're like, did you know this Android thing's free? Anyone can use it. They're like, well, you gotta put some good specs. They're like, what? Didn't hear you. Here's a piece of shit.


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[Assistant] Give it to your child, they'll throw it around at Disneyland. Uh, I dunno, my theory was he saw the good place and just said like, well, this is how I, uh, how I re- this is how I fix things.


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[Assistant] So, Elon Musk got Grimes pregnant. Who does Bezos get pregnant to try to one-up him?


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[Assistant] He's like, don't divorce me. I can't afford it. I have to save the planet so my robot body can live in it.


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[Assistant] Post Blomkamp, which cause that one failed, but you'd be like, Murphy, I told you once and I told you again, you.


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[Assistant] Bring that car back in pristine condition. And then he comes back as a robot and you go, holy shit, he's a robot.


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[Assistant] Well, the question was did he buy Notch's house, but I'm wondering if Notch's house has dropped in value because Notch lives in it.


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[Assistant] I just wonder, was they definitely on Zillow? And he's like, really? It's worth that much. And then one of those people came up and was like,


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[Assistant] Hey, I was in your neighborhood. I thought about selling your house and they put the little post-it on there. Or there's, you ever, you ever, I don't know if they have this in Austin, but.


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[Assistant] The movie poster, so they're flat. So when the sun hits it, it casts the words where it's like.


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[Assistant] He's under your seat or something. But then I was like, I was like, what do they do at night? There's a giant light on top of it shining down.


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[Assistant] But my thought was, I think they want people to get upset, where they're like,


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[Assistant] So that billboard said a man was in my car and I was just like, I'm like, the best thing you could do is just say nothing and let the movie do its Blumhouse thing and the billboards are


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[Assistant] I was like, oh, then I guess, yea, when the DVD comes out, they actually get people who break into your car. Yep. And they go, invisible man!


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[Assistant] Yeah. You haven't seen the movie. Maybe he does. He could live in that house and you'd never know.


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[Assistant] I said, Paul, make it CG, but also real for a little bit. Cause Paul Verhoeven, right?


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[Assistant] I can't wait for that dark universe to keep ever expanding.


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[Assistant] He kinda has like a British accent though, which is weird.


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[Assistant] Invisible Man reminds me of Brightburn, like James and I watched it and like we could barely pay attention because it's, once you know what the movie is, you're like, the movie's like, who?


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[Assistant] What if there's some good in him? Like, there's not. Come on. Maybe we can save him.


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[Assistant] That's a pretty good shirt. The invisible man trailer is like Elizabeth Moss.


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[Assistant] My husband's dead, like that's crazy. All these weird things are happening around me. It's invisible land.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But what if she's crazy? Maybe she's losing her mind. But they show the part in the trailer where he goes, he does the experiment and he becomes a visible man. Yeaah. But what if she's crazy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, but when he breathes outside and she breathes outside and then both air comes out, you see the dragon's breath.


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[Assistant] Well, you show him like, uh, I think you show him the MrBeast video and you go, look at this guy did with only, you know, $200,000.


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[Assistant] There has to be better ways now with technology though, instead of just sitting in your own waste.


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[Assistant] No, why would I? I dunno. I dunno why I was being defensive.


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[Assistant] I got that burned in there! But you have to have that character who's that vehicle, so like yeah, we as the audience go, space toilet? I don't know.


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[Assistant] He then just shits himself. Gives up. Who cares. Uses a space diaper. He, he genius. Put toilet paper. Cram up butt.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you're using particle or whatever? Particular. Particular, that's it.


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[Assistant] It's all burning. It's all burning. What part? She goes all of it. It all burns. All at once.


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[Assistant] As a kid I always fantasized about, uh, swimming in orange juice.


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[Assistant] Which I guess you can do. You shouldn't though. Yeaah. Yeaah. But I never really considered that yeaah. It'd be a bunch of sweaty kids at the end of the day.


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[Assistant] I mean, I kinda, I, I don't like to open my eyes under water anyway. Can I wear goggles? You can drink water. Yeah, you can use goggles, it's fine. Don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] I can see a scenario where you, okay, this is like a YouTube video where it's like, I filled my swimming pool at Jeff Bezos house full of milk and cereal. Like the most expensive


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[Assistant] Breakfast bowl in the wor- there, I'm producing. I'm doing that. And so you have like an Olympic sized pool, it's got the dollar sign in the middle, but you can't see because it's filled with milk. What a waste, by the way. I don't know why I'm doing this.


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[Assistant] I can see that though, where like, imagine all milk and then there's like, uh, fruity pebbles floating on top. And you, you do the swimming where you put your mouth to the side, you just keep biting it.


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[Assistant] I always think the greatest thing is, uh, from the episode of Thor Rock from the Sun, when, uh, Dick does, he, he's trying to figure out tipping. I don't know if you remember this one. So he goes, and he goes, like, I figured it out, and he comes in with the tip already, and he goes, tells, explains to the waiter, this is your tip. If you do something I like, I will add to it. If you do something I do not like, I'll take it. There's something where he's like,


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[Assistant] Oh, do you have the special on mangoes? No, no specials. It's just like, takes money away. That's Bezos.


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[Assistant] I think he likes to fuck with people with his money. He's like an alien.


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[Assistant] There's a big difference between assets and liquid cash. Of course. That's where it gets, where it's like, if you have 10 billion, you could go put it on black. You know, like. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't like, oh, funhouse eyes. I don't know who Todd is.


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[Assistant] I- I first met Todd when he was like, I'm doing this talk show, what was it, Gronk? Gork's Quest. Gork's Quest, right. And I was like, yeah cool, cool, and I walked in and was like, who was that guy? Just shit on you.


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[Assistant] And then I was like, Oh, that's Todd. Like we talked on Slack and stuff. I was like, we had never met. That was the thing. I was like, I was like, why did he assault me about this robot show?


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[Assistant] I think he does, I remember him flying, but he also sucked plasma out of his hand suction cups in the cartoon. So, weather manipulation? Weather manipulation.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with Palo Alto. Seems like I'll do the safe bet, Romania. Alright, the correct answer is... Greece! He's from Greece!


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[Assistant] James, James finds D words funny, like Derek. He thinks that's a funny name.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, the bat without wings. Okay, great. Prince of darkness.


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[Assistant] I w- I never, never, assume. We'll take a picture with Todd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, definitely. Remembering back to the shoot day.


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[Assistant] And that's the best part about it is like, you can go in and just like, some stuff will be happening, but since we don't have to film it, we can add in like, stupid sounds, like, I think a dinosaur showed up in the Beatles episode.


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[Assistant] Does it do anything though? Like does it have like an elevation thing or does it turn?


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[Assistant] Amazon's got some weird shit, cause they did that, and then they did the drone thing, and I guess it's just to be eye-catching. Like, they're just like, someday this will happen.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm going in. I got a sniper headshot. You owe me a beer later. It's just like the fake banter that you can't fucking snipe.


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[Assistant] But also like it's weird too because it's like normally there's like a tit for tat where it's like, oh I got you this new dog, oh I got you this new car, you know it's like, but the gift that she gives back is a video and it's like,


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[Assistant] He's not in the background of the bed shot. You don't see him laying on the side. Oh, he doesn't sleep there.


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[Assistant] So Peloton, if you want to send us some free bikes, four.


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[Assistant] Peloton? Uh, I think psychopaths go to spin class. I wouldn't subject myself to that. I hate spin class.


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[Assistant] No, it's just not my style. You know, like everybody has their own style of like fitness and working out and I'm just like...


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[Assistant] There's like lifting weights and going for a run every now and then. But like that, that intense like, the next hour of your life is gonna be fucking miserable because we're gonna keep your heart rate up, and we're gonna keep you, keep you running, keep you moving. It's just like, that's just not for me.


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[Assistant] We kind of have like a Planet Fitness thing going, or at least on this one location, I was like seeing a, I was talking to a friend, she said that she went, she went in a sports bra and all this stuff and they said, uh,


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[Assistant] You need to go buy a t-shirt or cover up because you are intimidating our other clients.


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[Assistant] If you're going to Planet Fitness and you're like working out too hard, you're breathing too strong, too much, or you drop your weight, so you look, you have your shirt off, wear a little, brr, hit a lung alarm, and it sounds, and it's just like, to shame you. It just draws all this attention.


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[Assistant] That's because you're not working hard enough, Chris.


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[Assistant] Because were they, were they getting demonetized or were they just flagging them and taking the videos down? They were getting demonetized. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Is there a world in which, conspiracy theory mode, a world in which, uh, they're trying to, like, support game companies because, like, isn't there, like, like Nintendo, they don't want people streaming their content or putting videos out?


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[Assistant] Same thing happened with the Grand Theft Auto. They didn't want people playing the soundtrack and stuff like that. Oh yeaah. Yeaah, I mean yeaah.


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[Assistant] Wasn't there recently a confirmation from Rockstar about the next Gensokyo 6 or whatever? Am I dreaming that?


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[Assistant] Baby Yoda. You know, like, it's all colored in by numbers. Not saying that I'm not enjoying Samantha Morin. It's pretty cute too. Yea, no, it's great, but like, I totally recognize that, what they're playing at. There's some like, creative bankruptcy, and it's fine. There's a formula. I mean, it's like,


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[Assistant] You know, in the Clone Wars movie, they, uh, they made baby, uh, child of the hut.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right. I can't remember what his name was. I can't remember. Why was there a bait? Like, it wasn't actual Jabba, though. No, it was Jabba the Hutt's baby. Oh, okay. And Ahsoka and Anakin were responsible for protecting him. He gets kidnapped by, like, this league of, you know, their home hostage and all that shit. It just looks like a turd at some point.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, that being said, I saw a tweet this morning, and it could be whatever, but Annie Gutierrez, she's on the Star Wars show, and they said that it's been in development for years. But they finally are now far enough along that they're able to do this particular show.


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[Assistant] The, like the smell of the water and like,


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[Assistant] That won't be the case, because I'm sure Disney Plus is pouring money into this production.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I think they're gonna go full Jedi, and it's gonna be like, no guns, there might be like a hand-to-hand combat thing, but I feel like there's gonna be like, the Jedi brain, the minds.


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[Assistant] Uuuh, I mean, probably whatever the big wipeout slash ninja warrior challenge would be. I imagine that it's gonna be- As a child? Oh yea, well, I guess, child playing-


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[Assistant] I feel like they're not gonna go like full Legends of the Hidden Temple, but based on the graphic it looks like it's like, old Jedi temple. Right. Rediscovered.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you go into the Gardens of the Galaxy ride, you can still recognize pieces of, uh, the Haunted Mansion or whatever it's, what was it called? The... Twilight Tower. Yeah, Tower of Terror. So I imagine they're gonna have like...


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[Assistant] Good movie though. But back to your question though about like is Star Wars going too hard and stuff like that. I guess like they're not doing the movies at the pace that Marvel is, but like there are other like, you know, they've got the books and the comics, which I consume all those.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess- It reminds me of the, uh, Let's Dance or whatever the fuck. Oh yeaah. I'm Han Solo.


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[Assistant] Did he, did he do the Madonna thing, like the Argentina, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,


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[Assistant] Okay, what's the, you already said that. Which would have been my answer, so I'm gonna go with GoBots. I'm gonna go with Polar Express.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go with two, cause he's doing two right now.


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[Assistant] I wanna say it's like a Madonna song, uh, I dunno, fuckin' Lucky Star, who knows. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, that's not what in what in his fucking Madonna. Come back to me. Okay, uhm.


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[Assistant] This is like a dude who was Doctor Who, but instead of saving the earth, he just wanted to make weird content. Yeaah. He's just a fucking weird dude. He did this thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, coming up, counter right here, just check out this counter right here. So I'm trying to get this pepperoni pizza.


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[Assistant] Bill, I don't think you understand. We're back here with the dinosaurs and I really gotta pee. What are you doing up in that nest?


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[Assistant] I'm a ghost and I have to warn my girlfriend or wife or whatever she was to put her overalls back on before someone comes to kill her.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with my name, it's just my intro that I used to do. I don't- What was your intro? You don't wanna do it? I won't make you do it. I don't wanna do it. I started it when I was 15 and then I just became the intro and now, now I don't really do the intro anymore, I just start videos.


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[Assistant] I was at this party one time, uh, that my friends were throwing when I was like 19.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then my dad ended up coming to this party.


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[Assistant] And then he was hanging out and he was having such a great time and then I left because I was like, man, all my friends are having a really good time with my dad, so I just left.


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[Assistant] I feel like most of the videos that we come up with is not a video idea, it's a title for a video. So like that video was cooking with sex toys. Uhm, and then we figure out how to make a video around it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, my friend texted me, uh, he's like my best friend from back home, and he was like, I have an idea. I don't know what it would be, but laxative Olympics. And I was like, that is a genius video. No idea what it is, but genius. So good.


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[Assistant] We started, like everything we do, we didn't plan properly for it. So, we launched the channel November 15th. And I was leaving to go on vacation for 12 days, November 22nd. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so now we've just gotten to a point where it's like, okay, we don't really have to prep for anything. Yes we do. We gotta get ahead. We gotta get ahead. Gotta get ahead. We were in like, crunch mode, and I guess we'll be in crunch mode until the day that it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember the, we still have that footage too of like releasing everything because we hadn't talked about it at all. So it was not like we could have waited until the new year or something to start the channel.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a, but that, that's the thing, like, the reason why I'm not worried about it is because when the, the caliber for the videos have now sort of been leveled up from the original idea, because the original thing was, Mark and I have both been doing YouTube for seven plus years, mostly gaming stuff, and so,


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[Assistant] Now there's sort of more or less like a standard for the videos, but the original thing was like, we can just make anything. Cause it doesn't matter. And we just wanted to do something different every single day. Uhm, yeaah.


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[Assistant] This is the like, the only time in my YouTube like, career that I am just like,


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[Assistant] Very close to the wire, but. And that's the thing about this channel, is that every video starts and ends with a timer. So we can't be late, because if the video is late, then the time is off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and like, that's why the videos are special. That's why it doesn't matter if people re-upload it. It's because like, if you weren't here through the journey, then it doesn't matter. Cause at the end of the day, like, yeah, they're funny videos, but they're just videos. It's like, being a part of it while it's still alive is the cool thing, you know?


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[Assistant] My dad texted me about this video, uh, so we tried to make a dog house for Mark Stark Chica, uh, and he texted me, watching you try to make a dog house is horribly painful.


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[Assistant] Uh, I will use the excuse that I was competitive.


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[Assistant] They're one and a half by three and a half.


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[Assistant] Shut up! Say 2x4! Well it was probably, it probably was originally 2x4 but they didn't have planners or anything and so they're just like, it's roughly 2x4.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Let's do it right now. Yeaah. Sounds like a video. Sounds like a video. Sounds like a video. I mean, it would be kinda short. Awww. Oh! There's our video.


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[Assistant] I honestly think that the cooking with sex toys one has probably been my favorite one so far.


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[Assistant] Uh, just because it was fun to film, but it was also surprisingly wholesome. Like if you watch the video, it's just us making breakfast for each other. And it's just the utensils are a little bit different than what you would normally use. And there was like funny moments during that. Mark had a


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[Assistant] But that's the thing, is that we don't even care. We don't care. Yeah. Surprisingly, our videos are mostly monetized. Most of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when we were thinking of ideas, it was like, oh, this channel is probably not gonna do well.


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[Assistant] Wait, I thought she was, uh, famous. She was famous until she fell.


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[Assistant] Have you ever watched the extended version of Return of the King? That's like 4 hours and 15 minutes long.


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[Assistant] No, I just haven't seen it. I'm down for a three hour movie, I don't care.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a, it's a really horny movie. Yeah. Oh, you bet it is.


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[Assistant] Also, I saw my second viewing of cats, uh, that one of the cockroaches that's just like sort of in the background, it just disappears. They're like walking in a line and just poof, it's gone.


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[Assistant] You know a thing or two about finance in cats. Don't, isn't it a sponsor? We already did that one. You know what?


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[Assistant] I thought that the cinematography was good, I thought that Joaquin Phoenix did a great job, but I thought that it was just Todd Phillips jerking himself off for two hours or whatever.


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[Assistant] One whole million. I'm like 20k away, I think. On CrankGameplays? Mhm.


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[Assistant] Oh, is that why Lady and the Tramp wasn't nominated? Cause it didn't come out in theaters. That's the only reason why. That must be why. I saw that movie, I don't know who it's for. Because the plot is for children, pretty much, but it's paced for adults.


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[Assistant] But like, just to get better at speaking Korean. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, that too.


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[Assistant] Parasite is super awesome. Oh yea, that's the video game. Oh everything that guy's made is pretty awesome. I went into it pretty much blind, but the only thing that I heard was this movie is extremely intense. And then while watching it I was like this is like good and funny and like fairly light hearted and then it was just like


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[Assistant] Is that the one with the giant tentacle monster thing?


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[Assistant] Didn't have a bad time, but I didn't like it. And then I was like, well, it's people fighting in space and there's laser swords and big ships. Star Wars is inherently enjoyable as a thing to...


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[Assistant] I didn't like the Ray Lo kiss. I thought it felt forced. I do love how, uh, Oscar Isaac and John Boyega are just like, yo, I got my check. Fuck Disney and all of you. I don't care. How did you feel about that?


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[Assistant] Well, it's called Rise of Skywalker because Rey just decides to steal the Skywalker legacy, I guess, because you can do that, sure. I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, youtube.com slash unisonus. If you're watching an after, then you can find us at youtube.com slash markipliergame or crankgameplus.


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[Assistant] So if you do youtube.com slash user slash crank gameplays, that'll bring you to my original channel.


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[Assistant] They're talking about the thing that's better than it. The 1996 Plymouth Prowler.


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[Assistant] I disagree. It's about a 50% less ambitious, but okay.


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[Assistant] Right. They're all round. Jess pointed out it looks like Darkwing Duck's little, uh, ship. His little airplane.


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[Assistant] That was a gas gun. It was just carbon monoxide. I think he just ran a generator for no reason.


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[Assistant] And Iron Man and Fantastic Four Man. Sorry. Mr. Fantastic. Do you guys stretch?


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[Assistant] I like it, I wouldn't buy it. I wouldn't want to own it, uhm, if that makes sense. I think it's cool that it exists and that...


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[Assistant] You're starting to see more futuristic cars on the road. Cause now it finally feels like we're in Demolition Man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Where those four cars, those four concept cars they had at the LA Convention Center are constantly driving in every scene.


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[Assistant] So someone pointed out, I think Omar, we were talking about yesterday, there's no rear view mirrors on it, which is illegal in the state of California.


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[Assistant] Or I guess if you like move, if you got it in Detroit, it would look like post-apocalyptic and you're like driving around in this thing and you just, you always have a scarf on, but it's like, it's a little ragged and a dusting.


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[Assistant] It's further than I think most cars.


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[Assistant] So, uh, when they originally designed it, it used to be used for ramps that they would build and then they made it a batmobile.


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[Assistant] There's, well I mean there's weird stuff on the road now. So there's those, those weird cars people drive that are...


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[Assistant] It's a Scion-like, but yea, the Cube. There are these like, new Range Rovers that are on the road that are doing like, the Tesla door handles that like, pop out or whatever, and those look really futuristic, like, that's what I'm saying is like,


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[Assistant] We also live in Los Angeles, so this is one of the few places you can see one Tesla cut off another Tesla and the other Tesla go, hey, but no one is paying attention because they're all on their phones because it's self-driving.


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[Assistant] We saw Jeff Goldblum and his Prius. I remember, you may have been with us. I don't think so. It was with Joel and then like, Jeff Goldblum kind of cut us off but waved at us like, real sorry. And Joel goes, well there goes Jeff Goldblum and his Prius. Like, is he known for his Prius? I don't know this.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's, that's the ideal situation you want to be in, right? Yeah. Or you're like, I'm, I'm always going out on the weekends and I need to put my boogie boards in my wetsuit somewhere. I don't know. Cause remember they made that one that was up. No, sorry. Keep going. Keep going. No, no. I was just thinking of, um, uh, my, uh, my uncle has a element.


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[Assistant] But like, you can move the seats out and the bottom is plastic, you hose it out. And I was like, that's marketed to a very specific person. This, this thing is like...


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[Assistant] It's the back of uhm, not uhm, what's his name? Buster? Auto.


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[Assistant] Here's my only question about it. If I hit something else, will I get a mark? That's kinda cool that you can just run into shit.


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[Assistant] I, there was a, I was just leaving the, I went to the mall yesterday and I saw there was one of those pillars. And you can see how many people.


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[Assistant] I, the story, the story I'd heard was they were backstage testing it, and they were hitting it with balls and sledgehammers and all the other stuff, boys do.


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[Assistant] Boys will be boys. And it was fine. And then they're like, well, we have replacement glasses. You're like, I think it's good. And but they apparently weakened it. Oh, I see.


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[Assistant] Well, I, I mean, it's two years away. I never bought anything because it couldn't withstand a five pound, five and a half pound


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[Assistant] Oh yea. My question is do you think the steering wheel is going to stay the same because every concept vehicle I ever see is that weird steering wheel where they refuse to make it a full circle, which we have discovered.


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[Assistant] In the hundred years we've been driving, it's probably the best type of steering wheel. Ten and two. But everyone's like, that's all you need. That's all you need. Volkswagen's, they're like, uh, they're concept bus, where it's an electric.


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[Assistant] They have, they have that I think for disabled, uh, people who can't use their feet. They, they have it, it's speed up, slow down. Yeah. It is like a... Can we just get that?


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[Assistant] What other- I know the truck's gonna be in the game. That's gonna happen. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] Yes. Are you kidding me? Game comes out in what, like six months?


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[Assistant] I, I, I, I saw them tweeting to each other. It's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] No, but I'm almost positive because this is the way rich and talented people work is they went, I'm doing a thing, you're doing a thing. So when he's like, I like Rick and Morty and they go, you should be on our show.


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[Assistant] Just, all it takes is one thing in history to change. For us to have milk lines, but, wow. Yeah, uh, cyber shoes. Okay, I see that, which become cyber blades. Oh, I got it. Yeah, they just- Achilles?


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[Assistant] You guys, you guys went to designer con, right? Were you surprised or did it make sense that there was that much shoe culture that like made its way into like, it was like art and shoe.


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[Assistant] I was surprised that people, well I guess not surprised, but people were already selling art of baby Yoda.


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[Assistant] I went one year and they had people who would sloth you.


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[Assistant] Well this is disappointing. Because I paid them to do a picture of Elise as a slob.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Say hi to them. Yea yea, gave me a hat that says Bukkake on it. Oh really? Yea.


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[Assistant] You, you didn't go last year, but I think Elise did. You went with, um, AJ and Erica and then like, um, I think we were walking around and you were looking for something. There was like, there was an artist who you liked, but it was all just like that smutty, like, uh, what's that called when the girls are


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like, there's a lot of, I was like, some of them are like, oh, this is kind of cool, but it is all just hentai, like girls with bubbly sperm on their tongue or, I'm sorry, some viscous liquid, who knows what it is. It's sperm. It's absolutely sperm. With like the eyes crossed and like, urgh.


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[Assistant] Did you see those sweet like angular like Street Fighter character art? I was gonna take photos of those structures.


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[Assistant] I always like seeing Isaac there, IH Squared. Uhm, he did his design for us when you're for, uhm, RTX.


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[Assistant] The Coop. The Coop. Yeaah. Yeaah. But uhm, I've always liked his art, and, I got this, I wore it in one of our videos yesterday, but it's like this, like, uh, purple Cobra.


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[Assistant] He did, he's doing tarot cards now too. He can just buy a deck. So I'm gonna actually take those and like put them up on my wall. Like, I dunno, his stuff's always red.


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[Assistant] There was, there is some art there like there, so I remember I took a photo of it because I was like, I can't, I can't stand here, look at this stuff, it was Lux Nova Studio. And it was a girl who did, you probably saw it, but it was like, it was like empowered naked women, but it was like,


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[Assistant] Almost too much good art. There's another guy, actually, oh, he bought the shirt there. Yeah. Emonic is the guy's name. He, I've been buying his stuff for years. He does, um, it's just like good, dark, like, not fantasy, but like, uh, just dark, creepy stuff. I don't know. He does a lot of cool like skull art and like weird animals and stuff, but there's a lot of clean art things, but I don't know his stuff.


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[Assistant] Did you see those guys? I think that's their name. Oh. Was it Riker Rangers? I just made that up.


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[Assistant] That's not their name, but I saw them last year and they were here again this year where it's like they have different ranger groups and it has kind of a Psychonauts vibe to it. You would probably totally dig it, but it has like a camping feel to it. Oh cool.


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[Assistant] Were the, the, uh, mammoth hunters and like- Oh yeaah, those-


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[Assistant] I think, I talked to them last year and I think they were a scavenger hunt group and they had these different, I think this was a story, they could have been lying to me. They probably were. Probably. But I think they came up like, I think one of them were graphic designers and they would come up with different designs and they were like, I wish there was all these shirts and it just expanded from there.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I forget their names though, something rangers, uhm, I have one of their shirts, it's like the whale one or something, but uhm.


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[Assistant] It looks nothing like a pizza. It's just like- Yeah, you've made a flatbread. Yeah, it looks- it resembles more of a taco at that point, like what you've made.


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[Assistant] I guess I'm partial to a pizza that puts cheese in the crust.


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[Assistant] Because as a kid when you grow up. Yea, I am too. Yea, well you're always like, crust, what a waste. And then when I think of them as a kid they're like, introducing stuffed crust pizza. You're gonna eat the whole thing, fatty. You're like, yes sir. And then.


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[Assistant] So I survived. I haven't had Little Caesar since like 1992, but I assume it's gotta be okay, right?


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[Assistant] It's just weird that it's been the discount pizza for a millennia.


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[Assistant] You're just there. There may actually be a place where I grew up that was called a Chi-Chi's, not a CC.


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[Assistant] It was more of like, I dunno, it was a baseball. People threw nuts on the floor or whatever. But I remember liking it because it had shredded olives, which I've never had anywhere else. And shredded olives on pizza is pretty damn good. Interesting. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've never actually had a real meal at Sizzlers. Neither have I. I've only, as a kid, I just did the all you can eat dino nuggets.


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[Assistant] Or is it one of those weird situations where you guys connected on one thing, but you're afraid to talk about anything else? So you're just like, so like, what I like about shrimp is...


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[Assistant] You're a jumbo. You're a jumbo. She's like, and thank god you're also a white supremacist like he was.


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[Assistant] Besides Cybertrucks? Besides Cybertrucks? Uhm, man.


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[Assistant] I am, I'm very thankful for the technological haven we live in right now only because I grew up with.


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[Assistant] It is going down a path that will be a dystopia, but I'm enjoying it for what it is right now. I also enjoy that that technology has allowed me to have a job to work with people who I like, and I get to.