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[Assistant] Because they, they thought, okay, it was, if you was tender.


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[Assistant] Hey, now though, they need to look at, okay, that was the old, old man.


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[Assistant] Hey, that old man died, buried and okay, good roof. Amen. Okay. And the new fail Robinson emerged.


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[Assistant] And you need to look at what he's done 49 years post Jesus.


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[Assistant] You know, which is pretty good stuff. Like I said, I, like I always don't know that it is out when we was eating a steak. He said, well, you know, if someone makes a movie about your life.


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[Assistant] You would think they would be scarred more.


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[Assistant] One act of kindness, that's why I feel when he preaches a lot, he says, look, you don't have to be, do something great. That's right.


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[Assistant] He said, you don't have to be something great, just a kind word from you.


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[Assistant] You have no idea what it means to the person that is like Mack was doing.


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[Assistant] Matt was searching, okay, cause like, the best thing that Bill Smith...


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[Assistant] And Baal told him, said, well, how long did you run with the devil fulfilling all those desires?


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[Assistant] He said, it's a, it's a, it's a work, you're a work in progress.


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[Assistant] You've gotta take all this stuff you've got built up in you. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, rid yourself of it and then, hey, it ain't just good enough to rid yourself of it.


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[Assistant] Peace, joy, uh, presently kindness.


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[Assistant] That's why I said guys like Rucker, Phil, Mac.


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[Assistant] They took their lifestyle, which was bad.


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[Assistant] For Jesus' life. Let me be, let me be good.


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[Assistant] Well, most people don't realize I was talking around the night over at Jay's house. And I said, am I out of, out of, uh,


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[Assistant] Wrong thinking is that I said to most people why they can't believe God is, they're not real, they're not real to them.


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[Assistant] And that's where I, we're so lucky to Robertson family. God showed us.


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[Assistant] Well, we asked a prayer for a kid that was dying of cancer and the father looked down and his infinite wisdom and mercy and says, Hey, it's gone.


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[Assistant] I tell people all the time, y'all need to clear your mind and really look at this crazy old man known as Uncle Si.


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[Assistant] Because I'm living proof that God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are alive and well and


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[Assistant] Well no, I'm serious. I'm trying to make people realize I don't know what you would do.


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[Assistant] And the worst thing I hear when I'm out speaking and I get ready to leave, they just, they leave me with it. Well, I just can't see this almighty you're always talking about.


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[Assistant] Because there's nowhere I can turn that I don't see his, his beauty.


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[Assistant] What God and who He is and what He's done.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, cause he tells us, okay, he said, I look, you gotta be good to your enemies.


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[Assistant] Above yourself, you gotta go beyond yourself. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Perfect. Perfect. Wonderful stuff. You know why you can't tell secrets in a cornfield?


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[Assistant] Uhm, mm, shut, no. Why? Too many ears.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to hear nothing. I didn't want them holly rollers coming around me.


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[Assistant] You can see it now, looking back. I can see it.


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[Assistant] Hey, I had to get rid of my cell phone at the, uh, man's retreat.


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[Assistant] When I got home, I didn't even pick my phone up for about two hours.


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[Assistant] No phone, no watches. They got a yellow envelope, they coming around. Nope, nope, nope. What about that? Yep.


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[Assistant] Communication. No communication. Poor communication.


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[Assistant] I didn't even take it. The only thing I wanted to know about my phone was the deer pictures.


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[Assistant] And I was probably, and I said this, Grant said, uh, we're out there fixing the league, you know, walk in. He said, oh, would you talk about the retreat for about two minutes? He said that to you? I said when? He said right now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, that's it. But anyway.


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[Assistant] But it was awesome. It was awesome. I was one of the few that wanted to be there.


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[Assistant] Because I need my, I think my, I done got kinda flat. You know, I needed a recharge. And uhm.


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[Assistant] It seemed like the day went by like that. Yeah. Way faster. Yeah, it did. How many days was this retreat? It was, we went on Thursday night. It was Friday night and we went home Saturday. 48 hours. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They slingin' the kids. Oh yeaah, they gon', you gon' eat. They ain't gon' let you go hungry.


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[Assistant] I'm blessed to be able to, and there's another benefit from the Robertsons, to go around and speak at events. But you're on, you know, you're on. So, you just, even though you're talking about Jesus, you're laying it down, you know.


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[Assistant] It's like you don't absorb it. Now you do some when you're studying. You're pouring out more than you're getting poured into you. So, going to something like that where you can just.


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[Assistant] Going to like, even though ma'am Paula's marriage wasn't on the rocks or nothing, we would go to anything to do with a marriage class.


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[Assistant] And, and to experience that, and it did make things better, and I would go to Bible studies, and you know, when I started that, I started a house church, I probably wasn't a Christian, but


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[Assistant] It was because Al had a house church at his house and he started that deal at the college, so his house church dissolved. Well, I went to one and it was more geared towards the youth.


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[Assistant] And I was needing growth. I talked to Al, I thought I, well I did. And of course you always do. I told Al, I said, I don't want to hurt their feelings. But, and Al said, well start your own. And I said.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just, I'm a brand new Christian. He said, well, there's nobody else stepping up. And that went on for about 10 years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get that blessing too though. You do get that.


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[Assistant] Wow. How does a 17 year old know that? I'll give you one more. Man, go in there when it's time.


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[Assistant] How can I pray for you tonight? And pray with your wife.


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[Assistant] That is one of the, when Paula goes with me to an event, right before I go up on stage, she's always, come here, let me pray for you. And that is the most comforting thing.


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[Assistant] She needs to read Proverbs 31 cause she's...


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[Assistant] At the rodeo, of course. Oh yeaah, they did it. They didn't never stop.


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[Assistant] That's got gobble. Go all in was Luke 24 after they killed him.


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[Assistant] I mean, he said, look, don't be scared. A ghost don't have flesh and bones like you see I have. That was a resurrected body that appeared. We're getting our bodies back.


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[Assistant] My wife loves me. She will eat them.


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[Assistant] Just like that. She don't want to hate it up. No. Don't hate it up. That is the


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[Assistant] The po- old parking- Campbell's parking beans. It is just bad. They had them little round, I mean not parking beans, but uh, good grief.


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[Assistant] Dumplings. Dumplings. Dumplings. But they was little round dumplings. It was so good. It was chicken and dumplings.


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[Assistant] Yep, they had the little round white dumplings in there. They were so good. I'm gonna look for some. Hey, I don't know if they still make it or not.


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[Assistant] And I refreshed him on every code we had, so he was able to get in.


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[Assistant] I did find it funny that, look, 720, you're texting me for get in here, like. I have nothing to do. That never happened.


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[Assistant] Even when you took kids to school when you worked here, you were still never here at 7.30.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess maybe you showed up for big soccer matches or something.


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[Assistant] That was a, that was what we did talk about earlier. Really? Cheaper. It is cheaper. Yeah. My man.


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[Assistant] Uh, it would be funny if they had like a size special. I mean, I don't know what it would be, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well that's when y'all just both need to take a weapon. And if she ain't prepared to do that.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just writing on her. That's my problem with Arkansas. I clicked that little auto renew button and.


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[Assistant] Well, you could always just call John David. He'd do it for you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They just clipped me for a grand cause for Christmas. Ah, you're doing the double lifetime? I did the double lifetime for the boys. They're going to be really excited to open that. It's going to mean a lot to them. They're not even going to be honored at the ripe old age of one.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm cool with it. Yeah, I'm cool with the gamble. Like once they can pay for it, it pays for itself in like five years. So it's not.


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[Assistant] Good for them. You know, they ain't having to hit me up for a hunting license and I don't have to worry if they're legal with me or not. Like, they got it. We're good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that one was too easy. Unbelievable. It wasn't? No, for him. I mean, it wasn't for me. I had no idea. Yeah. I was thinking of something about trunks and trees and I was trying to figure out the pun on it. I never would have went with so simple as, they're good at it.


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[Assistant] Hide and seek champions. Never find them. You'll never see them. If you can't find an elephant, that's a bad deal. There's one in every room.


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[Assistant] Hit it with my phone, turn it on. He's a hatch man. I'm a hatch, I'm through and through. Cause if you do have a hatch restored too, it's your bedside sleep guide, your ally and rest. The innovative all in one dream machine is a sophisticated sound machine, light and alarm clock, beautifully designed for your bedside table. Good rest allows you to be the best version of yourself.


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[Assistant] How y'all think Si is still here? Stop being active. It's cause he gets plenty of good rest and which is why the Hatchery Store 2 was engineered to help you form healthy sleep habits for life.


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[Assistant] So basically they said, you know what, if it works on kids, I bet it'll work on adults too. And you know what?


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[Assistant] It's doing its thing, and then at nine o'clock it switches to that brown noise.


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[Assistant] And I don't even know I'm asleep. I just wake up next morning when it goes off. I'm like, well.


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[Assistant] How'd it get up? But look, I'm just telling you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't either. What's the advantage? Cause is it lighter? It's lighter.


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[Assistant] I am a fair weather person. Look, I know this summer was hot. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I can deal with heat. That 40 below.


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[Assistant] After duck hunting with him for about 15 years, he ain't bluffing.


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[Assistant] He will burn it down. He will burn everything he has lit. Shotgun shell boxes on fire, his jacket.


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[Assistant] He, he will do everything. He like somebody scared of the dark. Their woods ain't gonna go dark. They got 17 flashlights with them, you know.


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[Assistant] That kind of deal. He ain't, the boy ain't gonna get caught.


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[Assistant] There ain't no more who's a man. Phil at 50 degrees likes that, that fish cooker down there. He just got a little flame down there. He just down there like this.


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[Assistant] Some of them, some of them got them 20 gallon tanks in them. Oh yeaah. On their back back here. Phil ain't gonna get cold no more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the kind that would be outside the trailer house and stuff. Them tall long ones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he got them back here in the boat run of the duck blind. He ain't getting cold no more. I can tell you that right now. Like them boys, they done come a long way.


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[Assistant] He got beaver socks and 20 gallons worth of propane says, I'll stay here all day.


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[Assistant] We generally just go turn the pump on. Keep the water moving.


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[Assistant] Well, you take care of my kids and maybe I can, maybe I can sleep 18 hours. Whatever this was.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, now that the boys are on real food, it's weird. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] They got that deal now that that old boy sent me. It's actually really cool called the dad nose. You just put it over your nose and it's like a scented thing. It's a little ball. Looks like it wouldn't work. Oh buddy. You can't smell nothing through that.


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[Assistant] Goblin, I gotta know, you're from kind of this generation, did you change a diaper?


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[Assistant] Man, all you people that just have one at a time, y'all live life, man. You ain't got that luck with two of them. It's down there to the sympathy cry. One of them cries, the other one start crying. Ain't no your turn. It's like one of them poops.


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[Assistant] There you go. You didn't know you were going to get that today, people. You never do. We didn't either. That's the beauty of this one.


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[Assistant] And I said, well, leaving these here. I can't tell you how many long sleeve shirts I used to have.


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[Assistant] You ain't gotta do that no more though, cause them dude wipes thing come in them little packs. You can keep a whole, a whole bunch of them in your backpack while you're hunting. You ain't, you ain't gotta, you ain't gotta go to your clothes.


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[Assistant] You can do, it's not, you don't want to do it and you didn't have to do it. That's the difference.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the kid. Once they get a pull. Not the excrement.


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[Assistant] I love the old generation though, man. They didn't do that. They didn't do that mess.


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[Assistant] He can build a town. He can build a town. And we're talking about our friend Michael Endale and he's looking, always looking for ways to solve everyday problems. That's what he does. Drying off? That's a problem. You need to be drying once you get out of the shower. And he will make it happen.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about. Look, and they come with a 10 year warranty. 10 years? Look. On a towel? That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] To get your set of tiles for only $29.98. I mean, look.


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[Assistant] Now our opinion is you can't sing. You can sing. I actually enjoy your singing, especially in church. It comes from the heart and from the soul, so I can appreciate that. And you started a band. You did. But you physically can't change a diaper. What else can you not do?


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[Assistant] Did y'all use machine or hand? No, hand. That's cool. Okay. That's cool. That's, that's what you mean.


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[Assistant] I did that one and that's the first time I can honestly say.


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[Assistant] My knees got weak on that one. I was like, yeah, where's that chair? Like my brother, I was standing there and then I was like, where'd that, where'd that stool go? I mean, I just, I didn't go out, but I needed to get off of my feet really quick. I was like,


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[Assistant] I have tried on stuff that, like I have zero musical ability outside of a duck call.


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[Assistant] She don't read music and she can hear it and play it on a piano. Like she can just hear it and she finds it. And I'm like, why didn't I get that gene? Like that was one you could have passed down. That'd have been cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've tried all that stuff. I took music lessons. I couldn't even play that recorder in elementary school.


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[Assistant] Hot cross buns and three blind mice, I couldn't do that crap.


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[Assistant] I've always thought those conductors were just a formality, like that's just part of being in an orchestra. I figured everybody knew what they were supposed to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I was just curious. Like it's, I mean, there's very, I can't sew.


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[Assistant] But my, so behind the scenes of Duck Dynasty, whenever we had the fake date, Si was Tiffany. My britches, when I went to sit on that pallet, ripped from my crotch to my ankle.


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[Assistant] Like, cause it was just at the wrong angle and I'm still husky. I'm still husky. And they just went, I was like, Oh no. Oh no.


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[Assistant] That would have been a darn big darn. That's what that would have been.


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[Assistant] Okay, well good. Well, let's take our last break when we get in that mail bag when we come back.


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[Assistant] I hunted a stand, I hunted a stand last night that I had forgotten about and went in there.


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[Assistant] And I needed it. And all I had was my saw on my multiplayer.


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[Assistant] In case you do something like that and you need it, by the time, you know what, it was about 90 degrees yesterday. By the time I got done with it, there wasn't going to be no deer come within 300 yards of my stinking butt.


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[Assistant] But I forgot about it, it was in a persimmon patch and I just happened to, I was like, I wonder if it's got any persimmons left. And I walked and there were still a bunch of them, but no deer.


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[Assistant] There was a whole family of raccoons though, and that was actually really cool to watch them work together. Were there any 50 pounders? No, no.


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[Assistant] Most people treat mayonnaise kind of like butter and I just, have you ever tasted butter? It's good.


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[Assistant] You were a victim of bullying. Right there. They did it to you.


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[Assistant] Mmm, you got got my rancid mayonnaise.


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[Assistant] That was delicious. That was delicious. A man named Jersey Joe walks in with


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[Assistant] Cause a meatball is not an easy thing to make that's that big cause you're going to dry it out. No, and that's one of my top three.


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[Assistant] And you're a man who ranks meatballs. Give us your ranking.


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[Assistant] Yes. It's the greatest, ladies and gentlemen, Martin's gonna pull this up. This is the greatest commercial that never was.


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[Assistant] Good songwriters. Anybody that can, uh, sneak in Olive Garden and Forgotten, and not just Olive Garden.


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[Assistant] That's Valentine's Day gift around, Martin.


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[Assistant] Oh, Phil does love a good, like, put somebody in a real uncomfortable situation.


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[Assistant] The only way to take a nap is on my pillow. If I take it on your pillow, it doesn't work right.


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[Assistant] If you're trying to acquire it, just don't eat it, just try something else.


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[Assistant] Everybody's sending it. It was in Texas on January 2nd.


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[Assistant] In Grove Town, Texas, I don't know where that is.


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[Assistant] The trail cam picture is from right there. Here's us up here in Monroe. There's Dallas, in between Dallas and Houston.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're also in trouble and I'm just gonna read Robin's email. That's fine. Word for word. We don't want to hear the details of Godwin's stomach virus. Y'all are discussing too many bathroom tales and they aren't funny.


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[Assistant] The worst is whenever they're iced over. Anytime you, you know, you had to go to the bathroom, you step on the wrong piece and your legs kind of whoop. That's a good way for it to go. Was that you that almost ran me over when I was walking back from my parents' house? During ice. Wasn't you?


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[Assistant] And I was in the middle of your driveway and I just had to slide backwards because whatever silver truck that was wasn't stopping.


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[Assistant] I went for the tortilla chips, I got chicken and dump ones. Alright, this, this one just goes with this episode too perfect. Brett, 31, lives in Georgia, been duck hunting the last 7 to 10 years, uh, and has never been the caller.


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[Assistant] I'm wanting to start calling and get my own calls. What would y'all suggest for the best beginner duck call? And then he said, it doesn't matter what brand, but I mean, we're going to give you a very specific brand.


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[Assistant] I would not call though. That's am I wrong here? I could never I'll fix that. That's a hard one. I tried and I tried to learn when I was a lot like it and I was a lot.


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[Assistant] Yup. Bet's giving me the wrap this thing up symbol. Axe 1013. Arise.


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[Assistant] The NIV says, then a voice told him, get up Peter, kill and eat.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something, brother. We watch it. We're ready. I'll put you in the ground. There you go.


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[Assistant] Cause he's in the thick. Cause he's in the thick. He's in the thick.


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[Assistant] One in a thousand, I'm not going home. Okay. You might come back alive. One in a thousand chance you don't. I'm rooting for you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Anyway, anyway, anyway. Beth was asking me, where's that video? I said, oh, I bet I can find it. Um, here's a good question for Si when Willie's there. Okay. Okay. Fire away. That's what it says. It's from the, is this from the YouTube comments? Oh wow. Beth says, yes. Why does uncle Si look different?


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[Assistant] But cooking, especially, you know, fishy catch or wild game, you have to learn and it's going to take more than one time. Remember when you walked in your house and John Luke had caught him?


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[Assistant] What do dads want for Christmas from their kids? She doesn't have a job yet. She's got a little money.


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[Assistant] What is something personal a 14 year old could give their dad for not too much money? Any advice would help. For Christmas. I thought it was for Christmas. For Christmas. Thanks and God bless.


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[Assistant] I didn't even notice it there, I'm glad you noticed.


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[Assistant] Do not look like Smeagol. Thanks. What's his name?


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[Assistant] This is what happened, everyone was in sync bopping their heads up and down and then every now and then you'd see a bunch of people doing the devil horns and then bopping their head up and down. That's not good.


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[Assistant] It has to be red, cause hey, I bought some black ones thinking it was the same thing.


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[Assistant] So he finally come there and he said, I don't know why it took me so long. He said, I'll just see you then right before dark. We're going to shut them all.


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[Assistant] You had a switch, you could switch them to different settings.


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[Assistant] So once we crank them back up, after it got dark, we waited until it got slapped dark.


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[Assistant] All we saw was red lines going from our generators.


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[Assistant] Downtown and then the lights downtown got real real bright real quick.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, they hooked all our generators, the whole town.


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[Assistant] Okay, well then the explosion started. It looked like it was having incoming mortars.


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[Assistant] So we all had pistols, okay, homemade pistols, okay.


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[Assistant] Now this was when Wyatt Earp arrived on the scene. Well he had what they called the Bunkline Special. It had like a, like a 12 inch barrel. We made ours 18.


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[Assistant] Okay. Now what happened to you? Look, you take an inner tube off of a car. Okay. You cut it into a quarter inch circles.


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[Assistant] And put it in the trigger. The trigger was a clothespin that you had taped to it, to the handle.


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[Assistant] You put it in the clothespin, when you hit the clothespin, you squeezed it, it let that rubber band go.


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[Assistant] And like we didn't have on t-shirts. This was summertime. We were, you know, weren't you back naked anyway? Oh yeah. And then you put it right there and just pow. It would likely put a blister on your back. Well, I, it was a lot of fist fights that that.


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[Assistant] Oh no, all right, well that was when we had our slingshots.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the same thing you'd take and you'd cut quarter inch strips and you would make them about 18 inches long and when you pull them all the way back.


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[Assistant] Well, we finally found some steel ball bearings out of, uh, out of, uh, some kind of, uh, what am I, what am I thinking about?


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[Assistant] Little bitty ones, you know, about the size of a buck shot. Well, we found a bunch of them, you know. Well, then we were used to shoot rocks.


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[Assistant] Second to the oldest. General Frank was oldest, Harold was next.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, hold on. It hit the side of the tree and then unfortunately it fell off, it hurled right in the mouth. Two front teeth gone.


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[Assistant] What did Harold do next? He whooped somebody, probably. Oh no, he yelled and hey, then, now once he caught us, then it was a whooping.


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[Assistant] You know, from doing that, you know, cause you had to go to the emergency room, you know, and had to, what else?


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[Assistant] Or, or China Berry. China Berry. Yeah. China Berry. Yeah.


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[Assistant] My parents were begging to do not, what was the Bible verse, spare the rod.


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't ever anything, you know, something you would digest.


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[Assistant] I've got it, I called it, hey, it ain't got no carb, carb, what is it? Carbonate?


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[Assistant] Hey, every time I've ever had to just, I was out, give me a Coke. And they said, all we got is Pepsi. And I said, well, I need something to drink. And then I always take, take a little, spit it out, throw the whole candle.


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[Assistant] Back in the old days, there was two cokes in a glass bottle.


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[Assistant] I do have something I can add to that. Add to it. I found something.


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[Assistant] Because we all know Mac Owen has a famous recipe. Uh oh. Nobody else knows. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] Well, I found a card that said Carla Owen, Mac Owen's mother.


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[Assistant] Angel biscuit recipe. Uh oh. Angel biscuit recipe. I now possess it.


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[Assistant] Uh, at my parents house. Okay. Angel biscuits. My mom pulled out a super old thing of recipes. We were looking through it. I found Max, aka my grandmother's. Angel biscuits. Angel biscuits. Cause nobody else knows it, I don't think. And everybody just thought it was Max and he wasn't telling nobody. Well this is all, this is all.


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[Assistant] You do not trust a skinny cook. I don't. That's why I look like- That's it, I'm telling you. So I guess how many pizzas I cooked this weekend. Cause I got that fancy pizza oven. Have you got one of those fancy pizza ovens? I got one now. Uh oh, he's got one.


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[Assistant] I made the dough though too. I made the dough the next day. Oh, you made the dough too? I don't, she does the sourdough, I do the regular dough. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm, we're there. I'll put my pizza up against anybody.


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[Assistant] But his pizzas are like a pyramid.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Bad as a bone. Yeaah. Oh man. I like it. Are those candy jalapenos?


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[Assistant] Alright, this is uncomfortable, so I got one thing to ask before we go to break. Go ahead. Cy, what? Do you believe now? Coach Prime, baby. Do you believe?


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[Assistant] It's so hot outside, dove season, you wanna wear like a tank top?


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[Assistant] And it, it was the provider of probably the greatest moment in Duck Dynasty history.


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[Assistant] I mean, I never, we were all at Buffalo Wild Wings watching that episode because it was a premiere, and when that camera panned over to Si sitting beside that poodle, ugh, I nearly peed my pants.


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[Assistant] Every day we've been drinking it. It's daily foundational nutrition supplement that supports whole body health. I gave AJ want to try, uh, Christian and Sadie were drinking it. They told Stone to start drinking it. Then I started drinking it. So we're all been just drinking this little product that you just put one scoop right there in a bottle of water, shake it up and it's delicious and good for you.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a guy named Kevin came in my store today. He's from Baton Rouge. He listens to podcasts. He gave us a whole cow worth of beef jerky. It's a ton. And he homemade it. It's all vacuum sealed.


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[Assistant] I do need to let y'all know Kevin brought all y'all beef jerky and I have it and I plan on getting it to y'all.


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[Assistant] It's a hefty amount. A hefty amount. It ain't a whole cow, but.


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[Assistant] We were busy though, that was the busiest Labor Day weekend we've ever had cause it finally, you don't melt. I mean, if you drive a truck, you have to do it naked. So it's still that hot, but people are going back outside again.


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[Assistant] Have you ever worn socks on the beach? No. You should. Try it out.


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[Assistant] Darren's ma- Darren's playing a game of would you rather with us, and I'm gonna- I'm- Okay. I think we should tag along. I'm interested. Darren's from Gaffney, South Carolina, big fan of the show. Kackalack. We have to drop one of the following. Alright.


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[Assistant] Our wives, Darren, that's a silly one to throw in there. Football, hunting, or fishing? Gotta get rid of one. Football's out.


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[Assistant] Now does this mean, I, I got no problem dropping play in football. Yeah, so that's the only one I can't do. Yeah, I quit that at 14.


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[Assistant] My livelihood there. Um, so which one are you dropping? Football, hunting or fishing? Or Christine?


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[Assistant] Look, the FCC won't let me be. Uhm. So let me be. Uh, here's one from Riley. I don't know how we got here. Wait, I gotta ask you a question.


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[Assistant] He's out. I mean, toilet paper has been around for a minute.


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[Assistant] I'm kinda like Phil. Robertson. Uhm, here's one from Riley.


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[Assistant] Riley, uh, emails in, we're, we're going to stick to we're in the greatest time of year. Well, we're a month away from the greatest time of year. We're close though. We're like entering into it's football. That's first quarter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the weather is changing or allegedly it's going to rain.


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[Assistant] So we're sticking with this. Riley says her family are big LSU and Tennessee fans. She's got a lot of LSU fans on one side, a lot of Tennessee fans on the other. Boy, I thought I was the only one in that.


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[Assistant] And so they root for each other, like you, you root for Brittany's side, Brittany roots for your side.


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[Assistant] About the whole Lost of the Seminoles, uhm, and you know, Vals fans are Vals fans. They are who they are.


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[Assistant] So how does she console her football loving family? She's tried to tell them it really doesn't matter. Uh, nothing worth, uh, fretting over a football team losing, but that just seems to frustrate people. Riley people are immature is my.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think people, and I used to be this guy, Riley. Not with, uh... No, he's a saint. The saints would... Not with the, not with the, you know...


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, there is a thing where people get too into it and you just gotta give them space because


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[Assistant] This is gonna come, people are gonna get pissed when I say this. It's immaturity, honestly. And I used to be super immature thinking I could make a difference being upset or mad. Just, people gotta learn, like, just enjoy it. Nothing you do is gonna change it.


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[Assistant] You can either enjoy it or you can be a little sad that Stefan Diggs caught that pass and Marcus Williams fell down and he ran to the end zone with seven seconds left and it can irk you for the rest of your life or you can just move on.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, you just gotta give em space and say, look, if they wanna be immature and be upset about something, let em be.


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[Assistant] It is a hobby. Yeaah. It is the same thing as going fishing and getting skunked. Yeaah. It's gonna happen.


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[Assistant] The odds of your team winning it all are real low. Just deal with it.


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[Assistant] Now they, they did show up and then they left about halfway through.


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[Assistant] Send us out with a Bible verse. Send us out with a Bible verse. I don't have one, I'm gonna take a second.


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[Assistant] Hey, you know what I do when I'm not ready for that? I just go to my mail, my daily email, uh, this is the duck call room email. I haven't read this one today. This one's sight unseen. My dad sends me a email every morning before I'm awake, more than likely.


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[Assistant] Let us not love with words or speech, but with action and in truth. The most powerful message we give seldom is with words, rather the way we treat others. That's what my dad told me this morning. That's what I'm telling y'all today. Go out there and love somebody with your actions, not with your words.


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[Assistant] Oh, thinking about that, that was on TV the other day. It was on last, it was on yesterday. Yesterday, I just watched it. Robert Redford. Yeah. Jeremiah Johnson. Fine figure of a man. Some of them says, hey, he's still up there. Some of them says he's dead. And some of them says he never will be. There it is. I think he's still on the mountain.


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[Assistant] It does. Your uncle rode a buffalo? No, no. I said, I don't even know what. Hey, Mongo rode a buffalo.


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[Assistant] Did he write a, or was it a Brammer Bull? Who's mom? It was a Brammer Bull.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and, and blazing cells.


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[Assistant] Cowboys letting off gas because they ate nothing but beans too long. And it was 15 minutes? 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, it was that kind of deal. I think that's where they probably got it from.


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[Assistant] But now we've gone too far. Yeah, now that they're pulling tricks on you, that's the deal.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's, that's a many a time right there though. Oh, you still don't wear clothes? Hey, hey, wait! Wait, I'll open the door in a minute.


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[Assistant] Now, if I had to, if something happens, I gotta take shoes off, I gotta walk.


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[Assistant] You can throw a bottle down and bust it and I can walk on it and don't even worry about it. Why would you do such a thing? Well I'm just saying, that's how tough my feet were. And also they were about near black.


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[Assistant] For this, this long though? No, I will say one thing. It used to be this hot.


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[Assistant] But when it got this hot, it always come up a shower.


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[Assistant] I'm serious. It used to rain when it was this hot in the summertime. You could, you could depend on how it comes to the rain.


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[Assistant] Back when I was a child in high school, growing up, like I said, in the summertime it got hot, but they'd always come up a shower in the evening, and then when it hit September, you had to wear a jacket.


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[Assistant] It's not. No, no, no, cause it, it takes usually what?


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[Assistant] I said, hey, yes, hey, don't worry about the woman like that, hey, right? What was the name of it? How I met your mother?


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[Assistant] What do you think about that? That's what I'm saying. That's why I tell everybody.


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[Assistant] Stone was with you. He had at least 16, 17. So.


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[Assistant] Well that's why I tell people I'm living proof that the Almighty is still alive and well.


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[Assistant] Don't worry about him, don't worry about him, he ain't gonna kill nothing.


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[Assistant] I guess everything's dried up and dead. Oh, right. Worms go where the water level is. And right now the water level is deep. A long way from here.


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[Assistant] Well, that tried to keep me from making noise. That ain't gonna happen. The first 200 episodes was half that.


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[Assistant] Are you going to kick us off or am I going to kick us off? Kick us off. Welcome back folks to the podcast and we are honored we've got guests today.


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[Assistant] We got rid of Martin. I'm surprised okay, cause she's got so much going on. He does too. That's why I said I'm honored.


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[Assistant] What did you just finish doing? You had something, a big get together?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just brought up something to kind of tickle me. The Red Sea.


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[Assistant] Because I read in the newspaper, it was on the news that finally somebody got the bad deal. Tell me. Oh.


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[Assistant] Let's go diving in the Red Sea on the bottom and see what we find. Well guess what they found.


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[Assistant] It's in the Bible. It's in God's book, okay? That's actually really cool. So it was just, yo, when he brought it up, it hit me, yo.


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[Assistant] But a lot of people don't realize, and like you've told me, okay, you're, you're stuck because I remember when I kind of hit rock bottom.


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[Assistant] And said, I've got a horrible life and I don't like it. It's gotta be something better than what I've got.


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[Assistant] And the void I had the big hole in my heart is because I didn't have Jesus in it.


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[Assistant] Okay, and like you said, well I've only heard you speak one time and you spoke on, you know your enemy, the devil, and then what was the other one?


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[Assistant] I can't believe I've lost the second part.


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[Assistant] You know, and the best one is Jesus tells us, okay, hey.


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[Assistant] Don't worry about it, I got your back and I'll be with you throughout the ages.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause I always think about, you know, it's just, I'm losing the thought I had in my mind. Uh, the picture. The picture of footprints in the sand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we're, we're looking at it and saying, well, you know, Lord, where was you? Yeah. And he said, Hey, you don't understand them or not your footprints.


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[Assistant] Those are mine and I've got you in my arms.


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[Assistant] We're gonna frame that one up for him. Most people are always when I've been preaching to people and I hate to leave when they say this.


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[Assistant] Because I just can't see this God you're always talking about. And I said, ooh, that makes me feel so bad. I said, because I can't go anywhere that I don't see him.


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[Assistant] I said, cause you look at creation, I said, you know, there's, there's so much beauty in creation, okay.


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[Assistant] And I said, God is a, you know, eccentric,


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[Assistant] Then I have to add, he's an eccentric creator.


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[Assistant] You're starting down here at the bottom level, okay, and look, you're gonna go up, boys.


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[Assistant] I had my band and me and my music guy. Okay.


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[Assistant] We were sitting in his office, okay, which has got all this stuff in it, all this computers, all this sound equipment, guitars hanging everywhere. And he said, you got to think about it. He said, every bit of this came from dirt.


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[Assistant] The minerals, the iron, all the, everything.


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[Assistant] Well, when you look at that, and then you say, I can't see God, my goodness, look at all the kingdom.


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[Assistant] The mammal kingdom, the animal kingdom, the bird kingdom, the fish kingdom, the human kingdom.


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[Assistant] And our great minds, okay, cause look, I wish it, I wish they could invent and have me a rocket ship that would never run out of fuel and I would get on it and hey, there's no end to God's creation.


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[Assistant] Okay, I could get on a rocket ship if I had the fuel where I could keep going forever and I'm telling you, I would just, I would be on a rocket ship and going through space.


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[Assistant] Because look, I'm not alone. I'm not alone. Cause that's the first thing I'm gonna ask Jesus when I get to heaven. Lord, since I don't need a rocket ship anymore. Okay?


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[Assistant] And there's three of them, faith, hope, and love, and guess what?


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, cause we've actually spoken on this podcast about, I told him, I said, okay, you know, what's the greatest part of life?


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[Assistant] And I said well, everything is based about one thing. Relationship.


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[Assistant] Your relationship with your father and mother, your siblings, everyone else around you.


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[Assistant] Okay, because that is what life is all about.


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[Assistant] And bring up the doctor thing, Dr. Warren, the neurosurgeon, okay, that I know.


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[Assistant] He's a godly man, but yet he deals with death on a daily basis. Cause when people are referred to him, they've normally got a brain tumor.


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[Assistant] Cause they've got a tumor cancer in their, in their head, in their brain.


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[Assistant] Because once you get into reading it, you start crying and then you can't see.


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[Assistant] So, so you gotta break, get a break from it, you know, stop crying, and then you go back to reading it and you start crying again.


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[Assistant] You know, and the worst one that was in the book was, is this lady and her husband, she was about 40 years old, had been trying the whole time they've been married to have a baby. Well, she's finally pregnant.


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[Assistant] Well, she starts stumbling and falls. Well, they take her to the hospital, do stuff. Okay, well, she's got a brain tumor.


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[Assistant] So the doctor talks to her and says, well, here's the option. You can do a therapeutic abortion. Then we can start your treatment. And she said, oh no, that ain't happening.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna carry this baby to full term, and then we'll worry about mom.


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[Assistant] Okay, so she does, she carries it full time. They named their daughter Grace.


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[Assistant] Man, God go back and forth all the time. And like you was talking about, sometimes he said, I scream at him.


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[Assistant] Amazing how high a human being can go sometimes.


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[Assistant] This woman gave her life, okay, to bring her daughter into this world.


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[Assistant] You know, she said, because hey, abortion is out of the question, it ain't even an equation.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm gonna give birth to my daughter, then we'll worry about me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it was just, just, you know, that's why when, when I asked people, I said, what would you do? Okay. I said, it wouldn't be no big deal for me to go to a doctor.


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[Assistant] And they tell me I'm dying of stage 4 cancer. I've had a great life.


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[Assistant] I said, but hey, turn it around, I take my child to the doctor.


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[Assistant] And they tell me my child has got stage four cancer.


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[Assistant] Now if you ain't got a real strong family relationship and you ain't got a relationship with God Almighty, where did you turn?


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[Assistant] The ones that tell me I can't see God, okay.


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[Assistant] That was the greatest thing that the show Duck Dynasty did for me. Okay. My faith was weak.


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[Assistant] And then I've seen all of the Robertson family.


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[Assistant] The adults, the kids, okay, we all met someone who was dying of cancer. We said our prayer for him to the Almighty.


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[Assistant] And the almighty looked down and said, immediately, okay, yeaah, it's gone.


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[Assistant] So a lot of times, God, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are not real to people.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I've never seen them work.


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[Assistant] Okay we, me and you and the whole family has had the opportunity to watch God do amazing things with the most unlikely people. I'm one of them.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause I tell people all the time, y'all need to look at this crazy old man.


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[Assistant] I said because I'm living proof that God the Father Son and Holy Spirit are alive and well and doing the most remarkable things. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, that's why I asked, you know, when you said, okay, no, I don't, I don't have that or it couldn't happen to me. Oh, no, no, no, that's not true.


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[Assistant] Exactly. That's why I prayed for the soldiers that was coming back from war. I said, because we're having too many, uh, uh, the man in Fort Polk asked me to do it, the pastor, okay, asked me to pray for a troop, speak to him. And I said, hey,


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[Assistant] You need to get one thing and one thing only for what I've said. Jeremiah, uh, 28 verse 11.


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[Assistant] You know, harm yourself. You have no idea of the plans I have. This is the Lord talking.


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[Assistant] You have no idea of the plans I have for you, not to harm you, but to bless you and to give you hope and a future. I said, hey, look, trust me when I tell you, don't hurt yourself.


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[Assistant] He'll use you, okay, and do it for you.


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[Assistant] From our perspective, and maybe the other person says, hey, you're a little off on this.


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[Assistant] A healthy person does not need a doctor.


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[Assistant] Your Senate. Put my Nikes back on. Everything in moderation, folks.


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[Assistant] Makes a little common sense with your religious, with your religion.


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[Assistant] And look, there ain't but two commandments really. Love the Almighty with everything you got, and then turn around and share that love with your neighbor.


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[Assistant] And look, I heard that you said you was overwhelmed. Overwhelmed this time. Since the blind movie is out.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's all his emails have gone off the chart.


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[Assistant] We're weird is what we are. I love it when we let Jesus rule this podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Was a character in it? Yeaah, was a character in it. And that was weird watching me on screen. That was weird.


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[Assistant] No, no, the guy that played me at the, you know, the lady that plays Kay should win some kind of award.


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[Assistant] You went to Knoxville. You went to Knoxville? Yep. At the Reginald.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's like when you share the gospel with a person. Hey, there's nothing else you can do for that person.


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[Assistant] Okay, because you ain't man enough to say, hey, you good looking thang.


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[Assistant] That's what I always say when a cop walks up. You got me. No, I say I didn't do it. That's the exact opposite.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. You know, until I went in to get checked, you were for the cataract surgery. Oh no, I was blind. Like Mark said.


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[Assistant] Cause I've done the episode where I got some new glasses and then,


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[Assistant] She watched it, she watched it on television, and it said I was blind, so hey, I tried to talk her, you know, and said, darling, I just got new glasses, 2020. She said, nah, baby, you blind.


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[Assistant] What are you doing? I couldn't work today. You couldn't? Why couldn't you work today? No, there's too many issues. Like, like HR policies? No, no, it's just too many issues.


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[Assistant] So nothing's changed. Yeah, I've always had this problem about, uh, authority. Uh, no. Yes. No. No, hey. Not a problem.


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[Assistant] Because I can't keep, I, y'all, when you should say nothing, y'all what, uh, Klaus sings that song.


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[Assistant] And then you're telling me, oh you need to tell a little white lie once in a while.


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[Assistant] Nothing, nothing, it's a lie. Okay. But they always say yo, the little white lie. Oh, it won't hurt nobody. Yes it will.


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[Assistant] You're supposed to gain wisdom as you get older. You gain more grace. I didn't gain wisdom on none of that.


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[Assistant] First love God with everything you got and then turn around and love your neighbor. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, one of the coaches, football, baseball, or basketball, whatever, would just say, come with, you two come with me. We'd go behind them.


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[Assistant] Build it somewhere so when I, y'all solve this right now.


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[Assistant] Get it out of your system because you ain't leaving here until you do.


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[Assistant] So they beat each other to the death, okay, and then the coach would get them up and tell them, alright, shake hands now.


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[Assistant] Here's the craziest thing, here's the craziest thing about that. My personal, personal story. First day in high school.


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[Assistant] Okay, we're sitting in the gym, okay, and we're in between seniors. Seniors are on the bottom row and seniors are on the top row. And freshmen are in between.


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[Assistant] So me and this guy, he's a pretty chubby guy. Okay, he's a lot heavier than me. Well that's not safe. Well we get in 50 cuffs, okay. He become, later he become my best friend.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, we had a fight, you know, okay, then after the fight, like I said, coach and I shake hands, you know, both of us got bleeding noses, teeth loose, all this junk, you know, then we become best friends.


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[Assistant] Teachers and the coaches did not put up with any of that bull.


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[Assistant] Hey, you like the girl? You like the girl? Hey, make your move, son. That's true.


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[Assistant] Martin's disagreeing. I can't help it if she's not disagreeing.


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[Assistant] The help is, hey, if you like her, go for it, son.


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[Assistant] Hey, you might get a black eye, but hey, that's just part of growing up, son. I didn't get a black eye.


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[Assistant] Just watch out. If you get in a fight. Hey, just watch out. Don't get sucker punched.


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[Assistant] Getting a black eye, getting a black eye may be worth it.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. He's got, he's got a problem with family issues here. You know, cause, you know, telling your wife, you know, that, you know, you're too close to your family. And moving away ain't gonna solve it. No, that's gonna make it worse. If this is about, you know, if he's got an offer of a job, a better job, you know, you gotta better yourself in life.


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[Assistant] But I, to me, I feel there's, he may not have had a happy childhood with his family.


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[Assistant] Now that's what I'm sensing in that, you know, cause, you know, you tell your wife, you know, I don't like it. You're too, you're too close to your, your mother and Danny.


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[Assistant] Used to foreshlook. I was like, when you go there, that's, that's where the paper come from that, uh.


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[Assistant] I'd like to go to the $100,000 bar, that's what I'm talking about. The 100 grand.


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[Assistant] Andrew. It had to be Wednesday and then he's gonna say no cause I gotta go fish.


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[Assistant] Let's go to the store and do a podcast.


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[Assistant] It's just gonna have to take time. Actions. Time and action.


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[Assistant] It's like the extended version of you, the other half.


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[Assistant] Just like going on a trip, you put, you put a woman in a car and go on a trip and they gotta go take a leak at the next exit. But you put them in a boat fishing all day.


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[Assistant] He was married to the person that was just like he.


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[Assistant] That's what, I mean, you got to marry somebody different. That's how it works.


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[Assistant] He told me the first time I started coming down to work, he said, now Si, you fixing to meet Si? He said, you don't think he's funny, but he's really crazy.


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[Assistant] You do everything she wants to do in the summertime and she leaves you alone in the wintertime until she finds out that she gets all riled up over these deer.


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[Assistant] Now she's. Which is great. All the time. Which is great. Yeaah. No, I mean, what did you do? Why did you marry?


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[Assistant] That's it. That's it. Just like, I told her that.


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[Assistant] You know, we can fight, raise king, but there ain't gonna be no...


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[Assistant] Why is pizza so wonder? With everything on it except him salty fish.


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[Assistant] She got a problem. Canadian bacon.


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[Assistant] But does he not go on? I thought she was going, uh, I got to go to little rock.


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[Assistant] And look, I'm going to walk this creek up there at the deer place that we got.


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[Assistant] Well you wouldn't want me barring that. Why?


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[Assistant] I'll come get that thing this evening, be gone.


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[Assistant] No, we just gonna live in it. Deer can't. Deer can't. Look, I done redone my hot water heater. Not Jeff, I heard Jeff's. No. Or somewhere else. Paula's brother.


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[Assistant] Boy, they proud of that stuff. Just that roof coat? Yeaah. Really?


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[Assistant] $119 a gallon, took two gallons. Did you, did you get on top of it or did Miss Paula? I did. Both of us was up there. You should take that thing across America.


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[Assistant] We got everything working on that thing. It's awesome. 2007.


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[Assistant] Just go drivin'? Just goin'. With Johanna, but then we become chopped livers. When she got in high school, that's when you gotta do everything for high school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that way. That would be fun. I took it down to Disney World one time.


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[Assistant] That would be cool. I'd like doing that.


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[Assistant] You're looking for a man, send us a email. He's not scared.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not a bucket list. That's, that's the things that happened to that man.


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[Assistant] Danube, isn't it? Yeah, Danube, yeah. Danube, whatever, hey.


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[Assistant] Get that list. I'll say this, if we sat down and made your list, it would be...


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[Assistant] I still don't know how you pulled that off. That's the most impressive feat you've ever accomplished.


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[Assistant] How they deal is pretty simple, straight forward. They're condemning him for condemning criminals. It's that simple. If you condemn a criminal, you're a racist or whatever. You know, they will try to get you for it. Criminal behavior has become mainstream.


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[Assistant] You know, the percentage of people homeschooling their kids and doing online school has skyrocketed. And that is the reason.


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[Assistant] Well, that being said, that being said, if you want a high grade woman.


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[Assistant] You got to make yourself a high grade man.


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[Assistant] What did you say, Sy? What did you say? Quit beating that horse. He's dead.


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[Assistant] I will say this, when you have kids, you become way less selfish.


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[Assistant] Well, I've always wanted to go to Alaska and go on a moose hunt.


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[Assistant] Cause that dairy kind of fades away at the end right there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The prettiest place I ever been is the Azores. Okay. The highlands off the coast of Portugal. Beautiful place. Is it? Beautiful.


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[Assistant] They had, they had bull fights. I mean, it was. You've been to a bull fight? Oh yeah. In the Azores.


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[Assistant] My thought was in Houston. No. Where does Tressa Lee live? She lives in Fort Worth. Alright, Dallas is right.


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[Assistant] Alright. So how was it? It was gorgeous. I mean the costumes, the dancing.


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[Assistant] It was just so awesome and beautiful to watch. Okay. Why do you not take side with you to those sorts?


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[Assistant] Right, right. The only place I can take him is family. Family? You don't take him out on the town? Oh nooo. No. But I have to go somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Well, they were both interested in it and excited to see it on film.


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[Assistant] But like myself, they pointed out, that's not dad. Or that's not poom pa.


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[Assistant] So I didn't wear glasses. Until old age.


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[Assistant] Until 1972, he's still in his thirties, I mean twenties.


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[Assistant] But I told him that we're not getting any younger.


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[Assistant] So we should take our trips with people we love when we can. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] When, uh, he was in Vietnam and in, uh, Fort Knox, the uniforms were solid green.


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[Assistant] And they didn't have any side pockets that the camo has, so he stuck it in the back pocket.


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[Assistant] In your back pocket while you're in the military.


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[Assistant] And all the time he's looking, trying to stay calm and everything, Scott's egging him on.


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[Assistant] You gotta be 18. Well, they should have checked that before he walked in.


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[Assistant] Psy was, when the orders came down when we were at Fort Bragg, Psy was in class. So they told me when we were going to have to be there, and I said, well, he can't. He doesn't graduate school until, you know, several weeks after that. So they said, okay. And, uh, next thing you know, they just changed the date. We were still going back to Kreisberg, uh, to Weiberg in Germany. Well, as soon as Psy got home from school,


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[Assistant] But in the meantime, Scott was in the Accept Your Family Member program, which means he needed extra care. Medically. And there were places.


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[Assistant] Uh, so. Can't keep the boy out of the clubs. I had to get permission, so they had to send the paperwork to Zweibrücken to make sure they had all of his medications. Well, it just so happens they did not.


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[Assistant] So they sent back and said, unable to comply.


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[Assistant] So, not supposed to go. Yeah, it went back supposedly to Washington, so therefore it's a no-go. Only it didn't, the paperwork didn't get to Washington.


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[Assistant] So we wind up at the airport in, uh, Frankfurt, Germany.


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[Assistant] So we didn't have a place to live, we didn't have a job, and there we were, and Scott didn't have his medication.


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[Assistant] Now, Tressa was in her senior year. Okay. And we had already talked about the fact that we would not move our kids.


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[Assistant] I got with a friend of mine that I worked with. She was-


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[Assistant] He's a noise breaker. Lumber, lumber, lumber guy. Slapping that tail. Hey. But as he does- Y'all know that? Here's my question for beavers. Yeah. Cause we hate them, for the most part.


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[Assistant] But we're trying to do what they're trying to do. They just don't know that we're after the same goal. We want the same thing. We want the same thing they want. Oh, water.


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[Assistant] You just said they've destroyed more timber than the timber comes to.


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[Assistant] But, but did they destroy timber or did they create habitat? They did both.


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[Assistant] That's why they get such a bad rap. But if they were left alone...


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[Assistant] They'd, they'd create some pretty cool ponds and, you know.


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[Assistant] Well you just said they went from 2 to 50 in a year. Hold on, that was pretty quick.


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[Assistant] Don't go in the water with me. Maybe that's how he catches fish. Maybe he can't see and that's kind of his feeler. Yea.


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[Assistant] I guarantee it's Tommy John. Look, I ain't roasted down there since Tommy John came on board with this podcast. And look, as a big guy, I used to roast down there often.


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[Assistant] When you wear Tommy John, you're just that comfortable, right? I mean there ain't nothing there. So you can do everything better. I hung a swing yesterday, didn't even know those were there. I'd reach down, confirm.


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[Assistant] Look, everything is better. Look, I'm just telling you right now. And look, I got a big day coming on June 23rd. Tommy John's gonna play a big role in that, let me tell you. Your birthday? Yeah, the end of birthdays provided by me. That's what's coming. So Tommy John gonna have to get in on that bag. Look.


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[Assistant] Tommy John Underwear has dozens of comfort innovations like breathable, lightweight, moisture wicking fabric with four times the stretch of competing brands.


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[Assistant] With over 20 million pairs sold and thousands of five-star reviews, guys across America love their Tommy Johns because there's no more flopping, sticking, or chafing. Praise God. That is correct.


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[Assistant] That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. What they got, Cy? Hey, they got fanatics.


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[Assistant] And one of the fanatics even raised is the most comfortable boxer briefs ever. There's no downside. Buy one pair and you'll never want to wear any other underwear again.


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[Assistant] That's good. And it's the summer season. It gets funky down there this time of year. Especially down here in the south. Just try it and see. Yeah, I guarantee you, no risk.


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[Assistant] The problem is- You scared him off. The problem is you hear people say that and they get, all of a sudden people think they dumb. Just cause they don't like school. No, micro has proven that wrong.


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[Assistant] Right, with the mops and the tar. That's how y'all used to roofing.


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[Assistant] Did you ever get to sit in the shade with an ice cold bucket of beer? No, I didn't. Cause Andy got you.


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[Assistant] If you've ever messed around with trapping beavers, that's a pretty dirty one too, cause that's- Well, that's muddy. That scent that they use though, to trap them, that beaver musk, that they make women's perfume out of, it don't smell-


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[Assistant] They use that beaver most of the time. That's what I was told. I was told that in New York, I think. That beaver is castor or something like that? That's what it's called? From the castor side? I'm hunting down here in Castor.


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[Assistant] That's made out of beaver musk, gunk musk, like.


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[Assistant] That was the second time. I'm just glad he was wide enough to be the shield.


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[Assistant] I saw one, one time skunk experience walking to deer stand or walking out from deer stand. It just gotten dark, but you still kind of halfway see, you know.


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[Assistant] Walking down that road, I'm like, what is that in the road? Of course, I'm just getting closer to it. Moving back and forth and I can't really tell what it is. And I get from about me to Johnny D from it.


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[Assistant] And me and it realized what it was at about the same time and it put that tail up.


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[Assistant] Buddy, I ain't ever retreated so fast and all my day. I was long stepping backwards with my, my bow in my hand.


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[Assistant] Well, couldn't you see that story, Si and the rabbit coon? That'd be like story number 114 or something.


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[Assistant] I want, I want Godwin to ask Siri where he can buy skunk essence. That would be interesting. And just see what happens.


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[Assistant] I use it all the time. Do you? Yea, to set alarms and timers and stuff like that. And that works?


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[Assistant] Oh, he fixed it. Siri, set a timer for five minutes.


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[Assistant] Five minute timer. I do, I use it a lot with cooking. I mean, I use Alexa for that.


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[Assistant] Well, fantastic. Let's turn on the next break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You know what Garth Brooks was saying about? Not having a helix. That's it. And they certainly didn't have a helix elite. Cause look, you just thought they made the best mattress with the quiz before.


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[Assistant] That'd be us. That'd be you. Look, and even a mattress made just for kids, that's important. Look, and the coolest thing now, you thought the Helix was the best, now they have the Elite model, which has a built-in cooling cover and thousands of supportive coils, dual cushioning layers, and even lumbar support.


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[Assistant] It's that simple. You don't ever have to go to a mattress store again. Look, and you get a hundred nights in home trial on it. So you can take it for a test drive. You do whatever you want to. You ain't gonna send it back.


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[Assistant] It's a nice place. I just would think that you would choose somewhere where you couldn't like drive to it.


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[Assistant] What were you saying, Martin? I said, I just wonder if Big Jim owns part of that. The governor?


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[Assistant] Jim Justice, the guy that paid for us to come to that golf tournament all them time? Justice, boys. I don't know. He owns the, uh, the Greenbrier and all that stuff up there.


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[Assistant] We should do a duck call room from the West Virginia training.


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[Assistant] That is true. What he said is very factual.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. Cause they always are on time. They were always on perfect time for like Jason Bourne.


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[Assistant] That's what that is. He was always able to get on the next train or use it as a shield.


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[Assistant] We glanced over that your wife attended Riverdance.


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[Assistant] Blasted. Boy, I'm glad I saved that. Oh, you still going to from the ones that just heard that and hit pause real quick so they can make a comment. Nope, nope, nope. That was two.


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[Assistant] If the water's got just a touch of salt in it, God will come into the top.


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[Assistant] Hey, they just stay on top. I can do it. God one's like a booey.


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[Assistant] Like you get in a bind and you're having to swim, just go grab on to Godwin. You stay there for a minute. That's wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were shooting, they were shooting big old grouper and stuff. Yeah. And I asked them to take my hook down there and put it from one of them. Yeah. The ultimate live scope. Yeah. To which they replied, look, they're always biting metal. And they just shot another one. This is wild. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You ought to see them when they go out there to them rigs and shoot like wahoo and stuff. They put like big flashers on themselves. So that they look like a cricket and then the wahoo come up there to try to eat the cricket and all he gets is shot right in the gills.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they did. Yeaah, they hit him in the nose with their, their stuff. Yeaah, they said don't run from him. Yeaah, they said don't run cause he'll catch you. Oh, oh.


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[Assistant] That ain't no thing. This ain't going to be a race. They're the ones that chewed me out for not getting to them fast enough when they were saying they need help. And I thought I was going to crash their boat just cause I ain't ever been in water that clear.


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[Assistant] So I'm thinking it's like six foot deep and I don't want to tear off the man's, you know.


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[Assistant] Twin 300s back there on each corner of the boat. He said, that's my boat. If I'm telling you to come, it's safe.


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[Assistant] They were, they were, they were, uh, kicking sharks off of them and everything else. They done got a feeding frenzy going on down there. They shot one too many fish. Got them all fired.


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[Assistant] Stay out of the ocean. Which again is why I protected the boat and the cooler.


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[Assistant] You don't want to be in the water. I also learned that you don't. Hey, that's like ringing the dinner bell. You also don't grab a grouper in the gills without a glove. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He got teeth up in there. No, no, no. And then you will be stuck to say grouper like this.


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[Assistant] I went up under here, and the next thing I'm like Velcro'd to this grouper. How do I get out of here? I just had to go through there with a knife and I just started popping teeth out of my hand. That's wild, man. Whoa. The things you don't know.


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[Assistant] Out of those? No. No. You just wanna be like you.


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[Assistant] It was fun. I enjoyed, I enjoyed watching them people shoot them fish. They just kept trying to get me to do it.


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[Assistant] They go swim and then they turn around and look behind them, make sure the fish is there, get them tailing and turn around and shoot it.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying they're necessarily mentally there. Nope.


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[Assistant] Si, I wanna know, I wanna know what you think about what I did this morning.


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[Assistant] He's in the house. I like him the most. Yeah, he's staying, he was in his chair. I took Jackson's every morning. I take one of the boys, I alternate mornings to water our cucumbers. I just take them, just why not.


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[Assistant] And this morning when I got there to the cucumbers, I looked and I guess he'd been laid there eating earthworms or something all night.


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[Assistant] I mean, cause he was big, fat and happy and just like, basically looked like he was asleep. Yeaah, don't bother me. Yeaah, like I'm cool man. And so when I saw him, I called Brittany and I said,


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[Assistant] Hey, I need you to come out here real quick. There's a snake. I want to introduce Jackson to him. As he said, do what?


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[Assistant] I said, it's fine, it's a garter snake, ain't nothing, ain't nothing wrong, it's fine.


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[Assistant] I said, but he's too big for me to grab on my own with Jackson. Cause his, he big enough, he bit me. Like he big enough, his mouth bit my finger. So I knew he would bite Jackson.


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[Assistant] But I could just see it being a terrifying moment instead of an educational moment like it was right here. And so she come out there.


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[Assistant] They smash it. Every day. They good. They good.


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[Assistant] Well, by this week, probably end of this week, I'll be able to bring you some. Cause right now I'm eating them as fast as they grow, but they gon catch me this week. I got a bunch of them this week. I ain't got but six plants, but man, they are putting out showstoppers. They good.


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[Assistant] But anyway, I just figured Cy would appreciate that.


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[Assistant] I figured that was a parenting win on my part. No.


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[Assistant] You know, it's hard to say. Well, you introduce them young. Now look, I don't want them to play with snakes.


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[Assistant] But I also don't want them to take off running at the sight of them. I want them to appreciate what they're hearing.


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[Assistant] Well, so Carter grew up, get married, have family of his own, there's a snake at the porch. What, what, what, we gonna all take off running or somebody gonna get rid of him? Same thing I would do. What? Get the high ground and get a shovel. But no, he's been learned to take off running. Yea, that's what you're supposed to do.


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[Assistant] Well so far, we're two for two. Jackson likes snakes and turtles. So I'm a big fan. Look, we got a tree full of katapa worms at my mom's house. We're going to go play with them too.


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[Assistant] Cause you know what the pop of worms come and turn into? Catfish. Catfish. Big fish. Big fish.


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[Assistant] Problem is, they just, they ate months, so the first thing they do is go to their mouth. I'm like, hey, stop!


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[Assistant] Look, I done hijacked the email section. Johnny D, I'm sorry. Look, what is in our email? You're weird.


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[Assistant] I don't got one cause he gonna sop it up with a toast. That's right.


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[Assistant] Or what it's worth, I'm gonna listen to Cy Robertson before I listen to Rob Loeb. Well, medium plus sounds like medium well.


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[Assistant] Who said that? You read that? You don't need to. You did read that. You did say that.


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[Assistant] The right piece of pork is fantastic if you stop it at about 140 degrees. But anyway.


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[Assistant] Well, I actually found Si a dominoes table that I'm excited about from 1876.


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[Assistant] The best move that Sy's ever made on the dominoes table, where I was present, we were actually, this is on our fishing trip when it was 20 below.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and we had some guys playing and Sy had the last domino that would play and he asked everybody, can you play? No. Well, he already knew they couldn't play. Can you play? No. Can you play? No. He jumps up.


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[Assistant] And he does a superman onto the table, I'm not lying, he's flying across the table, slams it down, the dominoes go everywhere, and we don't know what he had, we just knew the game was over. The board was locked. Si, is that a true story?


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[Assistant] And so I looked the guy up where they, they've actually got the date and the guy they shipped it to. And I looked his information up and I found everything out about this guy online. So I want to let Sy read, read about who this guy was.


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[Assistant] Yep, there you go, Martin. Martin knew that! He knew that! That is amazing! I'm impressed! I can't believe that!


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[Assistant] So uh, yeaah, underneath it, it's got, it's got this, I guess they stamped it in there in 1876.


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[Assistant] And they mailed it to his shipping address, and so this guy's name came up.


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[Assistant] Uh, a friend of mine found it for me. Okay. And so...


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[Assistant] That's cool. We've been looking for a good table and then the sides come out like this and so it's got just enough wobble to it so you can, you know, play dominoes and shake them up real good. Look at Johnny D.


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[Assistant] If I'm playing against him and he and whoever, him and Al are partners, he says, okay Al, these boys want to run blanks and fives, here we go. And we didn't say nothing about running blanks and fives, he's going to run them. But he's telling his partner, hey, here we go.


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[Assistant] I knew we were in trouble when God, when God has dominoes and he lined them all up on the table and he was like, okay. And so I just, boom, all the dominoes fell over. I said, you got the whole damn thing.


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[Assistant] And slacking buffalo rants. Slappy.


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[Assistant] Lack nothing, sir. Or you could say...


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[Assistant] Hey, Sy, what is that? He reminds you of Dr. Dean's playing dominoes with all that popcorn in his beard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they get even fancier. I got one, you turn and it goes up and down.


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[Assistant] It's got a crank on it? Oh yea, it's from Academy, it's awesome. That's cool. Si, you've seen the one at my house before, you remember it?


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[Assistant] This is the ridiculous fake that Shaq was no good at basketball. Shaq is awesome. Look, when they interviewed him, he'd say, I want to thank my teammates. Uh, I used my big boom boom, got to the goal.


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[Assistant] Hey, he can't, but he's terrible at free throws and so hence the hack-a-shack.


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[Assistant] Look, they're shooting down! Yea, he's like throwing the ball from me to you.


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[Assistant] And you have to hit a dot this small, like the size of a quarter.


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[Assistant] And you gotta call your shot and it's worth so many points. He had to hit it to win and he's called his shot. He was down through the act and he hit that little spot that nobody can hit. He said, Hey,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there's a point system with axe throwing, and you can play too.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll bring you some back. You know how good I am at that.


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[Assistant] There you go. And you know, and Sy, Sy's scale when he tries to tell you about the food he's eating, because I've asked him several times, Sy is that good? Tell me about that. It ain't bad. It ain't bad. Ain't much. It ain't much. It ain't bad. Nah. But he's never said, that's good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would say me and Sy were at Pearl River.


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[Assistant] Uhm, on an event. And we were in a place, a steakhouse called Phillips. Steakhouse. Some people know about that.


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[Assistant] With the fried quail legs. Yep. And then the quail that was wrapped. Quail legs.


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[Assistant] That was the hors d'oeuvres. They fill fried the quail legs. And then we had the, uh, grilled. Stone. No, no, no. Fill in stone. We were down at fill.


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[Assistant] One of the, we saw, oh no. It was a hot dog stand and that said Bratwurst. And so Sy sent me down there and he said, he said, go get us one a piece. These things are delicious. I've had them before, you know. So we got them and they were expensive.


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[Assistant] But when we started eating them, nope, it was not it. It was not the same. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Y'all can. Yeah, Phil's gonna do the talking.


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[Assistant] And you have to remember, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, it's under the old covenant. The new covenant only starts with Christ's blood. So the new covenant, you can, when you can read the book of Acts, uhm, so that's pretty interesting.


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[Assistant] It's the same place y'all stayed when y'all were filming.


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[Assistant] I was speaking of things that could eat you. Uh, Johnny, did I send you that picture? Yes, you did. No, your boy Jace called a shark. I think it might've been.