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[Assistant] I'm a man who believes you can either grow a beard or you can't. It just, it's gonna happen or it's not.


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[Assistant] I just trimmed my beard, but if I didn't do anything, my beard would touch the floor.


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[Assistant] I can't do it. I wish I always wanted to do the Chewbacca well, but I can't. I was in for Halloween one year.


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[Assistant] Erticaria. Might wanna look it up.


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[Assistant] Doug is allergic to the cold, which is probably a good place to live is law in Texas.


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[Assistant] We walk in, I'm like, who are you? And she goes, Oh, I'm from Maine, uh, and the Dominican Republic and a couple other places. And she's the most interesting person I've ever met. So if you'd like to meet this person, put it in the comments that they want. She's, she is terrified. We need a segment with Brittany. We need a segment with Brittany. The world needs more.


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[Assistant] Nicest person ever. She really is. She was a missionary. I don't want to do too many spoilers. She was a missionary. Got married into Dominican.


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[Assistant] Luckily we don't have to. We have to know a couple of things. One of them is that Jesus died for you. We hope you know that. And he's coming back one day because he was raised from the dead. And this all happened before the world ever began. There's going to be mysteries out there. That's right.


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[Assistant] He's a storyteller, boss. He's a storyteller. Everybody done learned.


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[Assistant] We played the bongos. We explored Phil McMillan's vast playlist of weirdness.


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[Assistant] Wait, oh yeaah, that's why we're filming today, cause y'all were, y'all just got out of town.


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[Assistant] Anything from like a Disney movie at the beginning is on that for sure.


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[Assistant] Me and the house don't have no deals, I don't think that would work for me. Oh, I do have a celebrity crush.


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[Assistant] At times women can cook good, son!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where she's at. I'm making a trip one day. You should. And I'm gonna stand in line to meet, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be there and I'm gonna feel like all the people I used to look at standing outside our office and I'm just gonna be standing outside the Pioneer Woman's, uh, restaurant.


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[Assistant] I did, I didn't know about it. Wait, time out. What? I bought, I, I was trying a new breakfast to help me lose weight. And I bought it for like, it was like 16 of them. It was like, that'll last you a few weeks. Next thing I know, my wife's like, hey, why'd you get more of this? And I was like, I didn't.


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[Assistant] But, I immediately, once I realized, rocket money bump, bump, they gone already.


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[Assistant] And they got me with a subscription. Sometimes you're signing up for subscriptions and you don't even know it. And Rocket Money will let you know, oh hey Bubba, you keep getting in this. Very easy, that was the best part. I canceled it before I was off my front porch. Just went to Rocket Money app. Boom. I'm done with them.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, some people get crowned. I'm both. Some rich people like hire the rock and some people hire the side.


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[Assistant] It was like, we're all coming. How many seats you got on that plane? Let's go.


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[Assistant] I haven't been on a plane in probably two or three years.


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[Assistant] Tackle shop employees don't need a lot of flight time.


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[Assistant] I got enough miles to get me and like two of the kids on that plane for free, but I'm about out of Willie, Willie sky miles. Thanks to Willie. I've used them sparingly over the time, but they're not going up.


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[Assistant] What time did you buy those at? 2am or 3am? Cause it was clearly on infomercial. No.


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[Assistant] But not me, because I've been supporting my immune system every day for years with a little A G 1.


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[Assistant] You know we've been drinking AG1 for a while now and today we got a special offer just for everybody so you can start optimizing your health and it's that time of year you want to be in tip-top shape for I don't even know how many years it's been one scoop in the morning mixed in water, boom, shake it up, drink it. I prefer cold water.


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[Assistant] And that way it tastes better. That's because each serving of AG1 delivers my daily dose of vitamins, minerals, pre and probiotics and more. It's a powerful, healthy habit, but that's also powerfully simple.


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[Assistant] That's poetry right there. Look, I decided to give it a try because all the healthy people I knew were drinking it. That's always a pretty good indication. All the healthy people are doing it. I might want to jump on this train and see how it makes me feel. And it makes me feel great. Feel more focused, more energy. Don't get the sniffles near as much because I'm getting all my vitamins and minerals


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[Assistant] With AG1, I know I'm getting a quality product, AG1's ingredients are sourced for nutrient density, absorption, and potency, and every batch goes through.


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[Assistant] Ten! That's more than we used to say. Ten free travel packs. And yes, that's ten free travel packs with your first purchase at drinkag1.com slash duck. That's drinkag1.com slash duck. Check it out while this offer lasts. Order today.


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[Assistant] Have you ever been on a Texas hunt in Germany? They're fun.


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[Assistant] I don't know. We gotta look it up. Well my computer broke again. It's trying to work. But I just can't imagine it. I actually read that in a newspaper somewhere. In a newspaper? This was 40 years ago.


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[Assistant] New York Consolidated Laws. No person shall at any time by any means or in any manner capture, kill, or attempt to capture or kill any homing pigeon.


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[Assistant] Oh no, you just said he eats the weirdest pizza and you said he likes meat, he likes pepperoni, jalapeno and cheese. Which is fantastic.


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[Assistant] But you make a pizza, don't you cook pizza?


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[Assistant] No, I've never turned down pizza. I don't care if it's the most garbage pizza ever. It's still pizza.


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[Assistant] I don't know that song. I just made it up. House real big, cars real big, belly real big, let me tell you how I live. Anybody ready?


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[Assistant] David, uh, and Karen from Huntsville, Alabama. I don't have the photo, but in this photo, Willie looks tiny compared to Justin. That would be you. Is this an optical illusion?


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[Assistant] Well no, you're shorter than- Again. How tall are you? No, he's 6'3". You're 6'3". Stand up real quick.


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[Assistant] You're not on tiptoes, boy. I'm not on my tiptoes. I'm just saying that there's an age in which people's, I don't know, I don't think they're- Well, my wife told me, hey, she said I'm not 6'3". You know, you're not- You're not. She said I shrunk. That happens. Yes, sir.


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[Assistant] Mishap from Uncle Si. Uh oh. I'm glad my computer doesn't work so he can't read these ahead of time.


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[Assistant] I took Uncle Si's advice on Vicks Vaporub for my hemorrhoids.


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[Assistant] Wisdom. Well when I, oh, oh it gets better. Well when I reached under the bathroom counter to grab the jar, didn't look at the label.


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[Assistant] It ended up being a jar of Shaquille O'Neal's favorite, Icy Hot.


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[Assistant] Oh, it gets worse. I got a little too far forward.


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[Assistant] In about 10 minutes, I had to call the ER to go.


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[Assistant] They thought, and then it ends with the thing about Tommy Johns that I don't really understand, but I think we need to like stop and say a prayer for this man.


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[Assistant] Also open your eyes. And you shouldn't be drinking while you're treating hemorrhoids.


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[Assistant] He forgot the first rule. I didn't know there were rules. How many rules are there?


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[Assistant] No, there's no- That's weird to know. No, there's no coming back from this. He just charged me with a mishap.


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[Assistant] Look, Tim, I read your email. I know what you're going through, uh, and your family's going through. We're just going to leave it at that. We can't get too deep right now, but we will be praying for you, Tim. And on that note, Psalms 103, two and three. Praise the Lord my soul and forget not all his benefits who forgives all your sins and heals all your diseases. Tim?


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[Assistant] All the problem is you get to shooting around there and people probably gonna shoot back.


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[Assistant] So did Miss Paula finally strike? No. Still a deer watcher.


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[Assistant] She ain't hungry enough yet. Quit feeding that woman, Gobble. You quit feeding her, she'll shoot you, boy.


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[Assistant] Hey buddy, I got a fence around my yard in the neighborhood. Best believe I buy a piece of property, it gonna have a fence too.


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[Assistant] And that ain't to keep animals in, that's to keep humans out. Keep everybody out. That's to keep young youths like myself.


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[Assistant] That's a good thing you didn't get confused in all of the melee.


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[Assistant] Well, you brought a whole pot of coffee with you. I just. Boy drinks. Most time you come with a cup. It's evening coffee. But this time.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think that's just right. But I thought a carafe was out of glass. Yeaah, I think that's just a coffee pot, right?


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[Assistant] So if somebody wants to make a cup of coffee right now, they're out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got a whole bunch of new people working up here. They frothing stuff and they got all kinds of...


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[Assistant] Galvin, did you plan on getting diabetes this year? I sure didn't. I didn't think so. Nobody really does. I mean, that's expensive. All the stuff you gotta test with, check with, all that stuff, right?


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[Assistant] There you go. You never know when unexpected medical costs are gonna come up and look.


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[Assistant] This is the time of year that has a lot of us thinking about how we're going to pay for our family's medical bills in 2024. And that's where our friends over at Samaritan Ministries come in.


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[Assistant] Before you make the final decision, here are some reasons you should take a look at healthcare sharing with Samaritan Ministries. With Samaritan Ministries, you're a part of a Christian community. When you have a medical need, fellow members send money directly to you to help you pay your medical bills.


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[Assistant] There are no networks, so that puts you in control of your family's healthcare.


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[Assistant] You know what's best for you and your family, so choose the doctors and hospitals you go to and have a say in the treatments that they receive.


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[Assistant] And you can join today. Start healthcare sharing with Samaritan Ministries the day you complete your membership application or choose what month you'd like to start. It's totally up to you. This is not insurance. It's assurance that you're part of a healthcare sharing community. Samaritan Ministries is a biblical solution to healthcare where we can bear one another's burdens and so fulfill the law of Christ.


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[Assistant] If you're interested, you never know when these things, it can supplement, it can do all kinds of things for you.


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[Assistant] Whether it's a broken bone, unexpected diagnosis or other medical emergency, you'll find comfort knowing you're connected to 80,000 Christian households across the nation who stand ready to care for one another spiritually and financially during a time that it's needed most.


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[Assistant] Become a part of this community today at samaritanministries.org slash duck. That's samaritanministries.org slash duck. Join today.


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[Assistant] I don't know, cause I'm not a coffee drinker. I'm way too young to drink coffee.


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[Assistant] At the Martin house, if you want a cup of coffee, you, you, you held ransom by a curi. You can just figure it out. I don't know what to tell you.


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[Assistant] Hey, that message coming in straight from Rocky Top over here. Producers are, they got lots of questions today. Hey look, Beth ain't here, it's time for Producers Run Wild. That's right. Big dogs, he always keeps that string real tight on him. That's right, that's right. Look at there. That's a Canadian song. Beth ain't here to lay down the law, they just over there talking in mics and everything else. I didn't appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could. I prefer not to. I would rather not.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's, there's three things that will be in Goblin's refrigerator. Coffee.


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[Assistant] Yep, cool web containers, yep. It's uh, I feel like we need McMillan here to really expound on this, cause he's a left over guy, but you know.


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[Assistant] As a man who loves alone time, like myself, I wouldn't make it.


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[Assistant] Huh? Only you. Well, I mean, he don't own none of that, but apparently he invited her to duck hunt at Phil's.


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[Assistant] Originally from San Diego. Wow. I'm just interested in her story. So she started in San Diego, was a sheriff in Texas or in Arizona and ended up as a Texas game order.


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[Assistant] And I see, if you were in, if you were into social media and things, uh, you would be making a post with them little red flags up everywhere. And it'd say number one, game warden, number two, plays with snakes.


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[Assistant] But see, here comes the problem, because this is where humans get involved. Like, there's places where you can't use them to aid in the recovery of games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when used correctly, they can be an invaluable resource.


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[Assistant] And look, as long as you stay about 600 feet or more up, ducks don't move from it. Yeah. Yeah. So I hear you get below 600 feet.


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[Assistant] You better not like you drawn too much. We've crashed a few, but.


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[Assistant] I'm still lost on the fact that you invited a game warden to come huntin' us.


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[Assistant] And then she's blonde and in South Texas. Hey, come on, move in.


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[Assistant] I'm not being hard on her, I'm being hard on the profession.


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[Assistant] It's not her individual. Well, I'll fix that. Okay. Cause I would trust the lady. Alright.


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[Assistant] It's deer season, John. Yeaah, different Bambi. Different Bambi. Hominem.


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[Assistant] But you know what Bambi, we're talking about Martin. Well, it's the one that helps you when you have HR nightmares like Si.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you know, if we start calculating absences, we're going to have to report it to somebody in HR, and if you don't have an HR person.


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[Assistant] That's where Bambi can help you, right? I mean, instead of paying an expensive salary.


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[Assistant] I mean, you just never know with employees what they're going to do, especially with this crew. I mean, yeah, look around at this bunch. Look, but if you want to, if you want to find out how to save a ton of money in the HR department and helping you run your business, talk to the folks at Bambi. With Bambi you get access to your own dedicated HR manager starting at just $99 per month.


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[Assistant] They're available by phone, email, and real-time chat so onboarding and terminations run smoothly. Team members reach peak performance and your business stays compliant with changing HR regulations.


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[Assistant] They do it all for you. It's a no brainer. And with Bambi's HR autopilot, you'll automate important HR practices like setting policies, training and feedback. And the best part is your manager is United States based.


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[Assistant] Boom. They know what kind of stuff you're going through. They've, they've, they've worked with tons of small businesses. They know everything. You can talk to them whenever you want to and you get access to the HR expertise and personal touch you need.


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[Assistant] Go to Bambi.com right now and type in duck call room under podcast. When you sign up, it'll really help our show spelled bam B E E.com Bambi.com and type in duck call room.


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[Assistant] That I got with him. Yeah, I'd do the baby shark thing with him and they think it's hilarious. And then Waylon tries to feed the shark the balls from the ball pit.


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[Assistant] He like has the shark's mouth open the whole time and he's trying to put the ball in his mouth. So whatever, you know, that's kids, man. I never thought I'd be getting those kinds of texts and they'd make me smile. So here we are.


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[Assistant] But, uh, no, we're back, and, uh, you, colonoscopy, huh?


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[Assistant] Gavin, have you had a colonoscopy? I have. How was it? I don't remember.


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[Assistant] Well cause you got a little mild family history anyway.


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[Assistant] If them nurses look at you. Yeah, you gotta drink that bottle of magma.


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[Assistant] Did you, did you, did you get the blockage out though? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] You gave yourself an enema? I did! Oh good grief. Wow. Did you use a mirror?


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[Assistant] Ida said, nope, nope, Ida just made a mess in the floor.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know who I'd have asked to help me with that at 15, 15, 16.


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[Assistant] Wow. What a life. I don't- My man gave himself an enema. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'd have called somebody, I don't know who. Yea, who would you call? I don't know, but I'd have, probably.


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[Assistant] Well, when I was 16, camera phones, I mean, you could have seen something, but like, it'd have been like a Bigfoot video. So like, I wouldn't, now today you'd be in trouble. You'd be in a bind. Cause you'd be able to see everything. Cause you know, if you ask a buddy, they gonna video you.


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[Assistant] Back then, that motor old razor wouldn't have got that good. It'd have been like grainy. It looked like Tetris probably. But I'd have had to have some help. No chance I'd do that by myself.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yes to all. Yeaah. He's good. The lighter it gets, the thicker it is.


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[Assistant] Early season though, they'll go to the wide open stuff. Later it gets the thicker unit.


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[Assistant] No, it got moved out of common areas. Yep. But it gives you a weird sensation when you go to use the restroom at his house. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You never know out there in Calhoun, buddy. That stuff works as good as go lightly.


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[Assistant] Not true, there are adult ones. I know, and they're leopards. And jaguars. And panthers. Okay. Oh my. Go Carolina. What?


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[Assistant] I don't know. Aren't they a Black Panther? The Carolina Football Panthers?


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[Assistant] I'd love to see Si like some weird 1970s rabbit.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, put them up when you want to, take them down when you want to. It's your life.


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[Assistant] My man got some fingers on it. He gonna be an offensive lineman, big dog. You see the size of him hand?


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[Assistant] But no, my man Gage gonna be a beast big dawg. He gonna be playing for the Hoosiers or something.


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[Assistant] Well, good for you, Gage. That's good. That's good. All right. Send us out of here.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I do, yeaah, we have snacks. I figured I'd go ahead and get this out of the way now. Pass them around. Snacks. From our friend Josh in Washington state.


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[Assistant] So here's Jerry, do you want milk chocolate?


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[Assistant] You know? Ms. Rashley vs Ms. Dabby. How much sugar, Godwin? I am drinking a Coke. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Let's see, how is it? Pretty good. Washington knows how to make a double smoked mixture. How's your cherry, Si?


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[Assistant] Excellent. So duck season in Washington is looking on the up and up for our friend Josh. So that's fantastic. Good for you, Josh. I appreciate you. 105. There you go. Is that good? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know that life. So, but we're back.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah. It's another day. What have you guys been doing the other day? Well today my boys turned one.


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[Assistant] We did. First year's down. First year's the hardest, right? In theory? I don't know.


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[Assistant] And for their one-year-old birthday present, they got RSV. So that's cool. Yea, you're having a big time. Yea, it's been fun around my house. Yea, a lot of it.


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[Assistant] But that's where I'm at. I could, I never dreamed we'd be here. Like it seems like the longest and shortest year of my life all in one time. So, uh, I know y'all have all been through it, but still very new for me. We were at the doctor this morning, as you can tell by the snot on my shoulder. So that's where Waylon Barry is based.


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[Assistant] I don't know where you're going. I got grayer and less. So she can't, she, they can pick one. I don't know if it's.


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[Assistant] Oh, I just figured there's somebody else that doesn't see it up in there. There's yours.


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[Assistant] I don't know, we'd have to ask our friends at Nutrifol that study hair. I don't, I'm not sure on that one. That's something I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we used to call them a swag in school as a biology major. What does that stand for? Scientific wild guess.


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[Assistant] Every time I see those deals when it's like this many million years ago, I, I don't even where, how, why, what are we talking about? It's so unfathomable to me. I'm like, I just, I can't wrap my head around it.


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[Assistant] Well, I figure, like for real, if we can figure that out, how can we not run a balanced budget in this country? And how come we're talking about simple math?


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[Assistant] But some of that stuff is weird because like, you know, me and Galvin go to Wyoming just about every year.


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[Assistant] And there's one hillside up there, like if you walk up on it, there's like fossilized seaweed. Five thousand feet. And we're talking about.


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[Assistant] That's way up there. Yeah. So at some point there was water.


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[Assistant] At some point there was like fish schooled on the edge of that shelf, which is kind of weird to think about, especially down here, because we're at sea level essentially. And that one's a mile up, a mile above our heads there was seaweed.


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[Assistant] You're so much more comfortable. You can do everything better. So if I sound better, I think I do this because I'm on my Tommy Jones.


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[Assistant] Tommy John underwear and loungewear have dozens of comfort innovations like breathable, lightweight, moisture wicking fabric with four times the stretch of competing brands that keep you comfortable no matter what the season throws at you.


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[Assistant] And with over 20 million pairs sold and thousands of five star reviews, guys across America love their Tommy Johns because there's no more flopping, sticking or chafing. That's why Tommy John doesn't have customers. What do they have, Cy?


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[Assistant] Twenty? Twenty-seven pairs of them. That's fantastic. Look, one Tommy John fanatic even raised the most comfortable boxer briefs ever. There's no downside. Buy one pair and you'll never want to wear any other underwear again.


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[Assistant] And I can't say that he's wrong. So whether you're at a tailgate, whether you're in a deer stand, whether you just outback sitting by the fire, it's fall. You want to be comfortable, put on you Tommy Johns and have some fun. Like just, just enjoy yourself. It truly is the greatest time of year in my opinion. So that's might as well.


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[Assistant] That's why you might as well be comfortable while you do it. So get you some Tommy Johns and, and enjoy it. So you're always covered with Tommy John's best pair you'll ever wear or it's free guarantee. Si loves them. And so will you when you get your Tommy John, get 20% off your first order right now at TommyJohn.com slash Doug.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. Save 20% off at tommyjohn.com slash duck, tommyjohn.com slash quack quack duck. See site for details and it's just slash duck, no quack quack.


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[Assistant] It is wild to think about, but like time is one of those deals that's, it's, you know, it's just weird.


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[Assistant] So do you, Si, a question for you. You watched all of that. Where do you stand on Ice Age? Did it happen? The movie?


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[Assistant] Do you think when this thing gets wired up to just blow up there in enough places to just destroy everything?


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[Assistant] Boy, I love both of them. They're both very round.


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[Assistant] Well how much of a weight shift is there between liquid water and hard water?


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[Assistant] It's not the same size. Wait a minute, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Density gets different. Weight is going to stay roughly the same. It's going to stay the same? Because the salt is going to come to the top. That's insane. It's a weird deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. So liquid water and hard water is the same. It's gonna be the same.


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[Assistant] I would thank you. The density is what changes.


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[Assistant] Because the weight is actually going to spread out more when you freeze it because it's going to go like this to freeze and then when it melts it's going to come back like this. So that's why you're thinking that the weight would change because it's going to shift the coverage and then pull back down.


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[Assistant] I used to have that game on my phone and I was not smarter than a 5th grader. Were you not? No. That's a crying shame. But they're teaching stuff in 5th grade. If that really is happening in 5th grade now, a lot has changed since I was in 5th grade.


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[Assistant] We gotta keep up, man. Yeah, well, I'm about to, I'm not, I'm staring down a barrel of being back in it, so.


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[Assistant] I hope they're smarter than me. I should like to retire early.


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[Assistant] And that's the difference, because it is good. Some of the stuff you try ain't worth nothing. What happened to the bourbon roasted pecans? He took them home with him. They've been gone, buddy.


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[Assistant] If you ever wish you could go like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, you, you can. All you have to do is go to nuts.com. There's a full display there. You can order whatever you want. You can order stuff super fresh, super strange, super unique, or you can just order really basic stuff like roasted almonds, trail mixes, dried mango. I don't know that I'd call it dried mango.


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[Assistant] Normal or frequent, maybe it is today. I don't know. I don't, I don't shop in that section of a store. It's good.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure, but I trust y'all that, that you say that it's good. And look, if you got kids, they're going back to school. You want to make their lunches for them. Look, healthy snacks are right around the corner. All you got to do is open the bag, pour it in a little dish, let it take it with them and you're good to go for a few weeks.


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[Assistant] So nuts.com is your one stop shop for freshly roasted nuts, dried fruits, sweets, pantry staples, like specialty flowers and more. Their wide selection mean there's something for everybody. Nuts.com offers plenty of gluten free options, organic choices and other diet friendly products.


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[Assistant] Whether you're looking for something sweet, savory, or need to stock up on everyday cooking essentials, you're bound to find something at nuts.com that you like or that you're willing to try. At nuts.com, quality is a top priority. They roast their nuts and pop their corn the same day it ships, so they reach you deliciously fresh. Satisfaction is absolutely guaranteed.


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[Assistant] Si obviously took the bourbon pecans home with him. Godwin's sitting here smashing that mango. You know he wouldn't still be eating it if it wasn't no good. This bag of trail mix is over half gone. I can't believe the chocolate covered gummy bears have made it as long as they have. But everything we've tried, we've loved.


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[Assistant] That's just all there is to it. And we think you will too. And right now nuts.com is offering new customers a free gift with purchase and


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[Assistant] Free shipping on orders $29 or more at nuts.com slash duck. So go check out all the delicious options at nuts.com slash duck. You'll receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more. That's nuts.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Hard to say really. Maybe Cracker Jack changed, I don't know.


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[Assistant] These are the things I search whilst I talk. Ah, I love it. That's fantastic.


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[Assistant] Man, we talking about all the old stuff. Now, we hit Paul Harvey last week, now we're on Reader's Digest. TV Guide, baby! Oh, using TV Guide?


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[Assistant] Somehow you gotta pay for that landline. It's weird to think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we haven't seen Toad. You know, me and Sia stopped at the largest Bucky's in the world.


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[Assistant] Did you go to the Little Debbie theme park? We swung by, but we had a meltdown with the boys. They did not nap. The intention was for them to nap upon travel. That did not happen.


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[Assistant] They didn't like you driving. No, they just, they used to be like the car seat was like an instant nap and they're to the age now where it's not, they, they want to see everything.


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[Assistant] You don't have to buckle them or nothing, they can do it. That's crazy. Of course that also means they can get loose a lot easier too in there. So if they want to start any mischief.


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[Assistant] I remember one time I was a husky kid, you know, in that department. That was one time? Well yea, but I've just talked about one time. Back in the day. Jumping on trampoline and thing, dry rodded, you know, got close to the edge, do a big jump, but when I did,


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[Assistant] But you know, gravity worked where I was your inertia, whatever you want to say. I was going back up and I'm looking down and I'm like, it ain't there no more.


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[Assistant] When them street lights come onto our house, mom's got that whistle where she puts her hands in her.


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[Assistant] You could hear it all the way down at the end of the road, me and Clark look at each other like, uh oh. We supposed to be home ten minutes ago.


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[Assistant] I'd like to study that. See? Look, Goblin, there's another one right there. I know you'd be interested in the second world wars. Second world wars. I know how you are with history. I like history.


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[Assistant] Look, if you want to learn more, the folks at Hillsdale College can take care of you. Look, and it's for free. Like if you need to learn more about American history, if you want to learn more about C.S. Lewis and his stance on Christianity,


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[Assistant] Um, American citizenship, the Genesis story, you name it. They've got something for everybody.


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[Assistant] It may. It could. At least give you another theory. But it's just a really cool deal. We're in a time, I mean, knowledge is power, right? So anytime you can gain a little more knowledge, that's a.


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[Assistant] You know, they've got something for everybody. Since 1844, yes, I said 1844, Hillsdale College has been providing an education in faith, freedom, and character because they believe that a virtuous citizen is the best defense for liberty. That's why they've taken some of the core classes they teach on campus and made them available for free online for anyone who wants to learn. That's right. It's free.


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[Assistant] Have taken a Hillsdale College online course. There are 39 free courses to choose from. They're easy to follow, self-paced, so you can start whenever you want. In fact, you can start right now. It's everything you need all in one place with long, no long-term commitment.


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[Assistant] And learn when and where and how you want to enroll in now in Hillsdale's not for credit online course program. It's free, it's fun, and it will change the way you understand our country.


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[Assistant] So that's the deal, man. It's just really cool. They're sucking for everybody. I'm going to check it out. Go check them out. All you have to do is go right now to hillsdale.edu slash duck to enroll. There's no cost and it's easy to get started. That's hillsdale.edu slash


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[Assistant] My husband and they're big fans in Tokyo and she's written the greatest newspaper.


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[Assistant] I was trying to make that all, that goes back to 850 million years ago. I'm just trying to make that all make sense.


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[Assistant] Whoa, whoa, whoop, that's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Snub nose or what kind of barrel you get on it? Point.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Are you ready? Do you like cherries? Love em.


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[Assistant] You just ate the half a pack of those in like two minutes. It's okay Johnny D. He'll work it off cause he's very active. Very active.


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[Assistant] I thought, I said, how do you eat a gallon of ice cream a night? And he was talking about eating a half of an apple fritter that was the size of this table. He said, how do you, how are we not having to wheel you in here? And he said, that's easy. It's cause I'm active.


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[Assistant] He needs it because he's so active. Now with that being said, I said this for the podcast, I said the point I didn't get to make was look, at 75, I hope I can do the stuff that Sy does. You ain't lying. I'm not saying he's not.


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[Assistant] For 75, he's not in a very good shape. I just. Act is a strong term. That's what I was.


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[Assistant] Then he goes, walks to the kitchen, has lunch, then he goes and gets back in the bed.


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[Assistant] That took like two weeks of filming to get that one shot. That's, that's what's got it. And it's a miracle that we got it because that cameraman was out in the bald open. It was, the good Lord just said, you know what? I think this movie needs a duck to die on it. I'm going to give it to him. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. This could make good or bad. I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] 200 requests as long as they pay shipping and handling, which is not guys at CD. It's not going to be much. So.


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[Assistant] The Christmas album. We're trying to get this baby from platinum to double platinum. Now, I don't know if there's a time restraint on that or not, but uhm, no, we've got some. So let me figure out, let me work with Jennifer and Angela on that.


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[Assistant] On how to do that. Cause we can't do that through the hello at duck call room dot com email. That would be, that's a travesty. So we'll figure out. Boy, I feel like that was a little bit of a shot at me.


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[Assistant] No, we gotta figure out the logistics, but I'll give you an update. Let me figure that out.


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[Assistant] We go to a commercial. Highly variable. Sometimes it's zero to five seconds and sometimes it's ten to twenty minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and sometimes we gotta wait on Godwin to get done making a pot of coffee. I mean, it just is all highly variable on how much time is actually in between there. Well, there you go. And if you'll pay really close attention, some days we change shirts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel bad that Sadie had to come in here and sit in this chair that time. If she only knew the amount of sweat that's been poured in this chair. But, you know, she's tough.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's better than what Joe Exotic was running. I don't know about that.


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[Assistant] I'm saying the looks of it. I'm not saying the experience. I'm saying visually it's better than that. But like it's, you know, they got parakeets and I think there's a duck commander, duck blind though. You can't shoot the ducks, but.


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[Assistant] Those are the newest hotels in the city. So anywhere right there.


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[Assistant] Oh man, this time of year, go to Black Bayou. It'll be really cool.


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[Assistant] Like that, the cypress trees will be changing. They're going to be like a blaze orange color. There's probably going to be some waterfowl out there. It's still just warm enough to probably see a big alligator if you haven't.


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[Assistant] Ever seen one of those, but black bayou is like beautiful during the fall.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Real life. Yeah. Not captive one. So that would be, I mean, if you're looking for like prototypical Louisiana swamp look while you're here, that's a really, really cool area.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got a boardwalk. So you don't even really need a boat. Yeah, it's got a photo blind like that you can go sit in and look at all the different waiting birds that are coming through this time of year.


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[Assistant] So some really cool stuff. Congo. Let me find one more. One more. Last one.


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[Assistant] What do y'all eat for Thanksgiving? Is it like ours? Like turkey and same? Okay. Why is a tur- poor turkey.


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[Assistant] You're always welcome Martin. Yeah, that was, I was just wondering, are there more Thanksgivings than like America, US and Canada? Is that, is there a Thanksgiving everywhere you go? Like that's a, and do they all eat turkeys?


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[Assistant] And it's always the weird, it's kind of like the weird deal of Mobile and New Orleans who really owns Mardi Gras and like that kind of deal, so.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to check those emails in a week. Bring it on!


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[Assistant] Yeaah, our kids get out of school for it. I'm cool with that.


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[Assistant] I don't chew tobacco. Well, farmers do.


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[Assistant] She got up, went out on the porch, you know, come back, went out on the front porch, come back, and I said, it's bound to be the next door neighbor, John and them. She said, no, you know, I think they went to the lake, you know, they're gone.


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[Assistant] Well, I said, well, I gotta go to the park now. You know, so I go out.


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[Assistant] And she said, I found out what it is. I said, what is it? She said, Sweet Pea got in the cabinet and was trying to get out.


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[Assistant] Hey, and it sound like a carpenter making, building something. Sweet Pea is big.


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[Assistant] He's got a foot fetish. My cat had got a foot fetish.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause look, every time I get home, kick off my shoes and get my recliner. Your feet? Yeah, here he comes. He runs in there and just, he literally lifts my feet up.


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[Assistant] They're out there boys. I wish I had a pet one.


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[Assistant] Mexico? I guess they've gots.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and he says, he says, so much for your Black Panther thing.


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[Assistant] He said, you need to go to Cancun and see that big jaguar. I said, well, I've seen the little version.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't feel, I don't think a little virgin. I don't, I don't mind.


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[Assistant] For the wildlife out in the wild in God's creation. Depending on their food source. Hey.


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[Assistant] They can just keep growing boys, get bigger and bigger and bigger.


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[Assistant] Oh hey, if I got a good food source, there's a buddy of mine that works pipelines.


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[Assistant] He sent me a picture warning, hey, it was that very round and about eight foot long.


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[Assistant] It took three guys, one of them had his head, the other had the middle, and the other had his tail.


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[Assistant] No, I haven't like failed when I told him some of my NOM stories.


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[Assistant] And then I told him that's what I was at the time I was over there.


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[Assistant] I can't perfect a whiskey in my, in my, you know, fatigue pocket.


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[Assistant] Was that allowed? And at the end of the day, that fifth of that bottle would be empty.


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[Assistant] Trade that in for, okay, just get any kind of Coca-Cola drink.


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[Assistant] And my first thought was I was screaming, Roberson, get rid of that stupid tough workout. I said, Hey, you hadn't called attention yet.


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[Assistant] Like don't lie to me, tell me you're going to heaven. I'll tell you the truth. Boss, hey, I'd like to miss.


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[Assistant] What's wrong with that? If anything, like you said, they didn't hit it on, they ain't too bright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the guy that was paying him to work for him, he said he, he beats all my, my, uh, older employees. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's always doing things and if he ain't got nothing to do, he calls and he says, Hey, what else you got you need done today that I can help you with?


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[Assistant] Yeah, inside, inside job. You mean wait where there's air conditioning? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You gotta think about ya, I started to work when I was 12.


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[Assistant] When you were 12. I was asleep, okay. Knock on the door, yea, early in the morning, it's like seven. Knock on the door, momma answers, it's Jim, it's Jim, the guy that calls Hay a farmer. He was looking for time and field.


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[Assistant] Okay, which they're like, Phil's two years older than me, Tommy's two years older than Phil. Okay, they're in there, what, 16, 14. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, they're working for daddy in the oil field. Big money.


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[Assistant] You know, and he's, yeah, you know, Ms. Robertson, I need somebody to work, you know. And she said, Jim, all I got is, you know, side. He's in there asleep right now.


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[Assistant] So I was coming over, she said, you wanna go to work, make money? I said, yeaah. We'll get you out.


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[Assistant] And it's just, uuuh, uuuh. Hit all the bells high up on the trailer.


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[Assistant] We'd get the trailer full, dock the truck, turn it off. He'd help get them up there and we'd stack them. There we go again. That's what we'd do all night.


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[Assistant] For Jim, okay, I actually, yo dad had bought an old raggedy lawnmower.


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[Assistant] Well, I was mowing grass, okay, and hey, I look at people today when they said, uh, you know, hey, why don't you charge me to mow my yard? Oh, that's 150.


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[Assistant] Just sent me skyward like a rocket. Where'd you go? Cause my mama said, hey, give me your paycheck.


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[Assistant] I guess what this is going by and I said what he said your school clothes you're a working man now so I got


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[Assistant] And I, and one of our best employees.


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[Assistant] She is the best. I'll tell you, aye, she's one of the best. That's exactly right.


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[Assistant] Hey, she got the same thing. Daddy did not do it. Tommy Robinson did not do it. No, Phil, Phil, he don't really say something that's funny for him.


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[Assistant] He's thought about it just a lot. He's put a lot of time and effort in all that.


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[Assistant] Speaking of that, he got locked in the, in the, the...


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[Assistant] What is, what has been on the news? Is anything newsworthy?


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[Assistant] King size bed. That's a ultimate, okay. Must do. Throw the queen size out, okay, by king size.


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[Assistant] Oh, crud. Hey, just live with it, man. Look, no, hey, I guarantee if I was to have one of them nutritious, is that the name of it?


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[Assistant] Nutritionists. I like all the nutritionists. I would say that was the first time they'd tell it.


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[Assistant] You won't have this in your, in your household. Hey, change your diet. It's an easy.


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[Assistant] Hey, you called him a bear. Okay. Moving a lot.


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[Assistant] I guess it's cause my mother used a big old, uh, waiter bar.


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[Assistant] A dog? Yeah, big German dog. She used her to get us out of bed. Oh, look at all we would hear.


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[Assistant] She's wide open, okay, and her claws are on that hardwood floor.


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[Assistant] And she's been outside, so her nose is cold, cold, cold.


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[Assistant] Yo, and hey, all you got on was underwear. Oh hey, you can't keep her out of bed. You can't keep her from getting underneath the cupboard. Cause she's gonna stick that cold nose on.


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[Assistant] Is that weird? That's like a really cheap nivage. Really?


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[Assistant] They make a little squirt bottle, now you do the same thing. You squirt up one side, comes out the other.


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[Assistant] You're not supposed to use tap water. You're supposed to use distilled water. Warm distilled water with a little salt in it.


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[Assistant] Did everybody, did all the kids in that group have a queen size bed? Uh oh.


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[Assistant] Well, you got Godwin and WE right next to each other. WE, you know, he's got tiny nostrils.


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[Assistant] Big, big man. Huge man with a tiny nostril. In fact, that was one of his nicknames that Al gave him. Tiny nostrils. Tiny nostril Phillips. Next time you see him, look at him.


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[Assistant] So, so you got WE, you got Galvin, inside WE.


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[Assistant] Louisiana, so yea. My game way more productive. Yea way more productive.


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[Assistant] That's it. Oh, it's been a while since you've been here. It's been two years. Two years. Since you've been here? Been on the podcast.


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[Assistant] So we got up that morning, just like this year, had me kill any ducks, and the Mallards came that morning.


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[Assistant] We killed a good bit of Mallards. Oh yea, feet down. Feet down in the hole.


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[Assistant] And then did the podcast that day, and then went deer hunting that evening. We had one buck left to shoot and he come out in front of Si and Si shot him.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, so Dr. Dane's running buddy, Jay Graham, uh, owned this, uh, tour bus that used to belong to Brooks and Dunn. Well, I decided to work for a children's home in Hattiesburg and his payment was to go shoot these, uh, tame quails down there.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, what in the world is going on here? And then he steps off and Jay Graham had a beard, big beard that time too, I think, stepped off right behind him. And I told Si, I said, look at that cat right there. And Si said, good night. That boy got to look about him, Donnie. I said, yeah, he got to look about him.


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[Assistant] Old tow sack on his head. Oh, for years I thought Phil was making that up.


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[Assistant] But then when Phil got the Alumnus of the year at Louisiana Tech, Bradshaw was there. I was in a room with Phil and Terry Bradshaw and Al.


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[Assistant] Doug Commander, I can't remember his name. Austin. Doug came fishing in Austin. And he's back there with a, one of them handheld, uh. Yeaah. Oh, he was. Gellans.


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[Assistant] She got that purse. She'd hit old Jason with the purse in a split second. Who's that, Christine? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Over and uh, I'll tell the, I'll tell the 100% true version of what happened.


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[Assistant] Okay. To the T. Oh yeaah, I was there too. Martin was there, John was there. I was right.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll see. We'll see if I leave it at that. I don't know about that. It's getting late. When I say late, it's 12 o'clock.


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[Assistant] Cause I remember cause I had an interview set up for Phil at 12 o'clock. I remember that distinctly.


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[Assistant] So Al was kind of rushing, rushing. I mean, crap duck until 12 noon. I mean, who does that? Nobody, nobody, but us back in, but we would hunt all day. Yeah, we're right. This is this.


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[Assistant] Tried the whole course, it was a clear day, crisp. And the elbow wind blowing. Everything was right to do it. Conditions were perfect for something magical.


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[Assistant] So Jace wanted to ride it out. Al had an interview for Phil at noon. He said, we need to leave, we need to leave, we need to leave. Well, Phil finally relented and he said, we're going to leave. I'll go get the boat. Well, Phil goes to get the boat.


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[Assistant] Jay says y'all don't leave till the, till he gets the boat where the boat ain't but what 60 yards.


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[Assistant] Get down, they're coming. I'm like. They say get a tree. So we look up and I ain't kidding you. I'm gone.


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[Assistant] It's a cloud of one hundred mountains.


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[Assistant] 100 flying tight and I'm talking about working the lake, working the lake and then Jason's like, get a tree, get a tree. Well, everybody gets a tree. So we thought and them ducks make a big loop and all of a sudden they're right on top of us like this coming simultaneously. So they get down in the hole and.


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[Assistant] Flare straight up. The ace raised up, bonk, pill went out by the hundred.


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[Assistant] What pissed him off was when after he shot, he looked down there and Sal was standing in the middle of the duck. I was standing with about 15 decoy.


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[Assistant] They were in a pile, there was about 15 of them in a pile right behind you.


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[Assistant] Phil said, all right, boys, we all going to gather up and have a meeting of the duck men at the house. So I thought in my mind, I was thinking he's going to smooth everything out, get everybody lined up. No.


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[Assistant] But I did have a little dark in his beard back then.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you. No difference between mine and his or one of mine to shoot you and the other one to choke you unconscious.


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[Assistant] How many ways are there to make tea? I've never used tap water in a microwave to make tea. Really?


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[Assistant] I still have nightmares, you know, you go back to my dad being a coach, he'd wear them bike.


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[Assistant] I'm following size Lee. Sometimes you'll end up on a dead end road with lots of questions. Are you putting on eye drops? The red dirt road. Are you sick? No, this is from LASIK surgery. You got LASIK?


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[Assistant] When'd you do that? Well, I had it a few years ago. But, I had it- And you just now recovered? Well, I had it several times. Lasik surgery on both eyes, then I had to go back in and get reconditioning in both eyes a few times until my eye doctor said, you don't have enough retina left for us to do anything. Well, I'm sorry, yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, no, but, but my doctor said, we're gonna do it one more time, but it's gonna be, it's gonna hurt.


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[Assistant] Well you asked me about my eye drops, so I have to use them.


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[Assistant] What, what does that, what does that mean? It's like I don't have enough cornea in the back of my eye, you know. You ran out of eyeball? Just a little bit. So they just kept...


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[Assistant] It's like taking your eyeball out and rubbing it on concrete, like a black top, you know. That's what it felt like. You know when Jim Carrey- Oh, and I could smell it. When they shot the laser in my eye, remember you told me, when you had your surgery, you were like, oh yea, you felt it.


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[Assistant] Yep, I just got to have those eye drops for the rest of my life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta watch him. Take care of him. Not like your brother, Phil. He didn't take care of his eyes very good.


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[Assistant] Well yea, that's why I had to go back and get some reconditioning on mine. But now look, I'm 53 years old, so I do have to have reading glasses. But I mean, I would have to do that anyway.


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[Assistant] She's about to do it. So I'll, I'll, yeaah, I'll have a fresh cut I can tell you about.


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[Assistant] It's so nice, you walk out into the rain and you don't have to take your glasses off and, you know, clean them.


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[Assistant] So this is how we found out that I needed, uh, that I had any eye problems at all when I was young. My dad took me squirrel hunting.


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[Assistant] And look, I got something to, this is news breaking to y'all. This is the latest rumor about Cy off of social media and the internet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a good one too. What is it? Are y'all ready for it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be that, and you can see more of his face now.


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[Assistant] Hey, we went there, but we didn't get to meet the lady. The woman. We tryin'.


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[Assistant] So I know, but I wanted to get her on the phone and talk to Johnny D, but I didn't get a chance to do that.


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[Assistant] I'm letting everybody else enjoy it.


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[Assistant] My wife loved it more than anybody and she had to listen to it more than anybody. She said, are you going to make one up about me? I said, yeah, how we met in aerobics class.


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[Assistant] Okay, John Davis, look up a Bombardier Beetle and its ability to produce hot chemical spray.


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[Assistant] No, a snake with legs from the garden of Eden. Satan? A snake with legs.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't do it. I've got a question talking about paying for some stuff like that. In the Bahamas, you and Godwin got your hair braided and, uh, like a Jamaican braid. Remember that?


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[Assistant] It's made me a homeboy. I mean I want to get home to get in my bed.


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[Assistant] There's a lot, but you said most. I liked it because all the, all the stories, I mean there's a lot of story times and then, and then there was a lot. What are you looking at?


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[Assistant] So what was it about the cruise that you didn't like? Was it too many people? Because you were going from event to event to event everyday. He worked everyday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I'm pushing him. What else you got to do?


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[Assistant] Oh hey, that ice bath is rough.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I agree with him because I've lost faith in the religious world.


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[Assistant] Because look, religious people can lead you astray in all kind of directions, you know. So I would say, yes, seek first of all God and Jesus Christ to be your Lord and Savior. Because you could go into so many other directions, you know, and, and it's a danger really.


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[Assistant] And I wanna try and run with people that believe the same thing that I do. And I wanna get my kids involved in some church structure.


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[Assistant] You need to get those kids involved in Bible school, you know, learning and being around other kids, and you need to be around other young parents. Well, the thing about it is,


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[Assistant] He's very nervous. He's very nervous. Why are you nervous? Connor, you good?


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[Assistant] I will say you can ask us anything you want though, but that's part of what makes the duck call room the duck call room is there's no script.


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[Assistant] I almost said Robertson. Bella Mayo. Bella Robertson Mayo. That's right.


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[Assistant] No, but welcome Bella. Thanks for having me. How does it feel to be in the duck call room?


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[Assistant] At that, at that age. I mean, I'm just saying. That's, that's real talk. I would know I was not ready. No. Nor did I know anybody I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.


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[Assistant] You're never ready. Yeah, that's true. I'll give you that.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. That is, that is true. And so what do you, what do you think about working


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[Assistant] In your family's business. Belle, you can be honest in here, cause here's the beauty of this. Your mom doesn't listen. Your dad doesn't listen.


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[Assistant] No, well, she's at least got the right last, well, she did have the right last name, but it's still in there. It's still in there somewhere. You know, I don't know, that Mayo name don't get you very far around. But, um, no, it's fun for the people.


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[Assistant] Like us, seeing the kids come back into the family business. Cause you know, for a while we were like, are any of them gonna work here?


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[Assistant] We didn't know what was going to happen in this place. We're just looking around and saying, well, I guess Willie and Corey will sell it at some point. Uh, cause it didn't seem that anybody had a whole lot of interest in it. So it is fun to see y'all come back. So if y'all don't know, Bella is our store manager. She, so the retail store is going to get a little bit of an overhaul. It's, um.


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[Assistant] It's going to look nice. What can I say? It's not going to look like it's run by us. So, um, she's already started changing things in there. So if you, if you have been to our store, make sure you come back by it. Cause I promise you it's different than the last time you were here. So. Is it?


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[Assistant] Is it a more meaningful degree than say health and human performance like your dad's?


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[Assistant] I think what you learned, I would say what I learned most in college is it's your first education and being self-motivated because those professors.


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[Assistant] Don't care if you pass or fail, unlike a high school teacher.


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[Assistant] Cause like, the high school teacher's like, I think my performance looked pretty good, that I can get a little bonus. So let me help you.


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[Assistant] I'll lie in school late for me. I need a classroom.


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[Assistant] I don't know nothing about the inner coastal canal, but you also know where I'm not running a boat.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to sit here at my sweat britches and get my work done. I ain't trying to look at y'all.


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[Assistant] Look, see Bella, look how easy that is. We're already our first creek. Let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] We had the same name. I remember a lot of people I went to college with, but I don't.


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[Assistant] I knew for, without a shadow of a doubt, if I had to drive that 30 to 40 minutes to Louisiana Tech every day.


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[Assistant] No, you count me out. And I knew I couldn't go to LSU.


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[Assistant] Cause your boy wouldn't, he wouldn't mature enough for that. I visited LSU enough to know I was not mature enough to go down there and graduate. It may have taken like seven, eight years for me to do it, but maybe. So I just went to ULM. They made me the best offer, money wise. And I mean, I cleared like 20 grand off of school, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that's the whole reason I went to you out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well what I love about it is like if you look around Duck Commander.


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[Assistant] I think there's one person here that has a degree in what they work in. Harry the prophet, baby. Harry the prophet.


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[Assistant] Our accountant slash controller slash CPA, the rest of us, what, I'm general manager, got a biology degree.


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[Assistant] Bella store manager, she's gonna be in art education.


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[Assistant] Graduate, your mom's the same, right? Art education, Willie, health and human performance, whatever it means to be a PE coach. That can't coach PE. John David. They can't coach PE. Willie?


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[Assistant] Jordan and Angela, never finished. Uh, no, my last- I guess Jennifer, hers was in graphic design, she's still paying for that. Uh, my last teacher


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I remember what my elect, you had to do, I was the senior that didn't take hardly any electives till he was a senior. So then I got put in class with like freshmen and sophomores that didn't know what they were doing. I had to go back and take like speech and.


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[Assistant] Just a bunch, all the required junk. I took all those real


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[Assistant] No. Gar. I ain't going up there. Don't do it. I ain't riding that boat over there and I ain't going up there.


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[Assistant] I've lost the rest of them. And everybody hit the Chick-fil-A on campus.


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[Assistant] I don't remember, when did they switch? 34. 34?


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[Assistant] That's how old I am. When did you at Limb Switch? What year was that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was right before I went there. Like, and I went in 2003. I went in August of 2003.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I use it every day. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Look at him. Boy, you look good, son. Look at you.


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[Assistant] She gonna take it from you? She's gonna take it. Oh man. You look good, Sal. Well look, we all know all the MyPillow products are thought about carefully crafted.


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[Assistant] Exactly. You know why? Because Mike made them. That's it. That's why. Like, it's like, the aggravating thing though is like, you go to the store, you grab some cows, you're like, aw man, that's cool, that's nice, that's soft. Won't get you dry. That, why? Why would y'all make that?


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. That's why the six-piece MyPillow towel sets have 100% long-staple Shapir cotton. It is a combed ring-spun cotton that makes the towel softer and more absorbent than ever. Towels that actually dry you. These towels will not easily peel or tear.


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[Assistant] Even after repeated washing and drying they come in a variety of colors and right now you can receive a 6 piece set for only $29.98.


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[Assistant] It's Christmas time, y'all. I know tiles seem boring, but you know what? Everybody needs new tiles. I'm just saying. Amen. And they also come with a 10 year warranty. Just go to my pillow.com slash duck right now and use promo code duck. Look, he doesn't got so fired up. He got to give him a little shot.


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[Assistant] That's what, hey, that's what happens when somebody calls you heff. Look at him, big time. But look, towels, slippers, robes, pillows, you name it, Mike's got it.


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[Assistant] We've got them all. Highly recommend all of them. I even sent a picture of Brittany in her robe to Hunter. Brittany loved her robe. Brittany walked around in her robe and slippers all day. I'm not that guy. So I take care of my woman with it. It's a cool thing.


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[Assistant] And enter promo code or call 800-969-3137 to get your MyPillow towels today. That's MyPillow.com slash duck and use promo code.


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[Assistant] Bella, what do you, what do you see yourself do? Is, is, is store manager like?


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[Assistant] I mean, you're like, man, I camp here a while or, or what?


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[Assistant] I mean, do you see yourself using your art education degree? Do you want to be an art teacher? Like, I'm just, I'm just curious. And like, I know that you're 21, so this should not have a final answer. I'm just saying, like looking forward, what do you see yourself doing? I'm just genuinely curious.


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[Assistant] Cause I ain't never seen John Luke make nothing but coffee.


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[Assistant] You know, my favorite move, Corey always pulled one because before Johnny D was Johnny D. I kind of was, I was over there every night.


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[Assistant] She would go put on her apron to open a bag of salad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's burning. He will burn bread on broil in a heartbeat.


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[Assistant] I will say, when Willie Robertson turns it to broil, he keeps a hand on the door, like at all times. It is funny to watch him, if he's making his little bread with


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[Assistant] Man, y'all need to start making toast in the air fryer. Man, that thing, that thing won't hardly steer you wrong. Like it's super easy. You rarely burn it.


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[Assistant] But you, you can. I've seen Brittany do it. It is possible. It's just not very often. Oh man.


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[Assistant] There's nothing I despise more than that alarm and the snooze button with it.


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[Assistant] The people at OCS would call here and say, Bella, sit. I'd get out there, cause Willie wasn't going.


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[Assistant] And Cory was here half the time. I mean, so I'd, I'd trudge out to OCS and there'd be Bella standing at the, standing in the office with a smile on her face. I'm like...


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[Assistant] Man, you don't look sick. She's like, nah, I really think some Chick-fil-A would help.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, she like a jack in the box over here. I hand her out to Dr. Pepper. She's fine. Oh, I'm fine. Oh, it's all good, big dog. That's funny. Yeaah, but kids, man, kids. Well, let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] And Sadie too, Sadie, I was a king of picking Sadie up from gymnastics or whatever over there kind of in the bowels of money.


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[Assistant] I still think about that. That's kinda like how she got to second place on Dancing with the Stars or something.


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[Assistant] I was just some weird guy coming to pick up girls from gymnastics. I mean today it'd be, I'd probably go to jail if I walked in there looking like I did back then because my face hopped.


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[Assistant] Speaking of which, your husband's clean shaven. What's that, what's that like? Do you like beards? Do you, do you not? Do you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, oh, I did see that. See, that's, I thought that was a continuation of what was around the shoulders. Yep.


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[Assistant] You ever seen Peter Pan? All them cool little wild children? Maybe I don't want something else's hair where I ain't got none. Maybe that's the deal. I don't know. Maybe it just feels weird. I don't, I don't.


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[Assistant] And Corey, Corey's replies, what was that on your head?


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[Assistant] Well, he is big about coming back from places with, with wear. I mean, he come back with the alpaca jacket. The alpaca jacket.


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[Assistant] So Willie's the guy that shops in the airport stores. Oh, what are you talking about? That doesn't get just like food and drinks.


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[Assistant] There you go. Well, let's take our last break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] All right. We're back. We're back. Bella, this is the easy part of the show. Not that any of it's really difficult, but this is where we get in the hello at duck call room.com inbox and just see what the fans have to say. Do we have any that pertain to, well,


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[Assistant] We can rehash it a little bit though, since you're way closer to 16 than, than we are. We're just the old men now. We're like the grumpy old men, but you're 21 who's about to graduate college, but we can trudge back through it in case he just like skips through this part.


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[Assistant] Amen. Go work a few jobs. Go figure out a lot of life is figuring out what you don't want to do.


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[Assistant] Versus figuring out what you want to do. You know what I figured out in high school? I did not want to put out pine straw and flower beds and bury plants and get stung by yellow jackets my whole life. I was like, you know, this sucks. I don't want to do this. Um, so I figured out a way where I wouldn't have to do that. But when I was 16, it was very handy.


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[Assistant] Cause it paid cash and, you know, I needed money. I needed gas money. So, but I knew I didn't want to do it long term.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can appreciate that though. Yeah. 90%? Nope. Show it up.


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[Assistant] Just show up. Yeah, but 90% of most things in life are just be there. Be there. Just show up. It's not that hard.


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[Assistant] Well look, here's, I got one, is that it? Yep, that's it. Instead of a verse, I say a quick prayer for Kaia. Let's do that, let's do that instead of reading the scripture.


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[Assistant] The Canadian. Is that home sweet home? The Canada.


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[Assistant] It really is. You can press two buttons and the whole sides open up on each side and you can run straight through it and if you're ever running from somebody you can then press the button and close them in.


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[Assistant] Gatorflame truck with a huge lift and it's way too big. That's a good idea. Show a picture. Let's show a picture. If you would like to purchase this truck. Hold on. Willie used to drive this truck. I'm gonna sell this sucker.


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[Assistant] And I want, you pay, I want a fan to have Willie's truck. That truck right there. It's up for sale. It's for sale. I own it now. That's right. It can be yours. That's right. It can be yours.


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[Assistant] Bumper's still there. It's a little crooked because I tried to rip out a root of a giant oak tree and that didn't work. There you go though. So you can own that truck, folks. F-150. Please.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm going Tacoma or Tundra whenever the Gator Flame.


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[Assistant] Very special and very cause. Yeah, I would have to and be a very.


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[Assistant] If that person can figure out how to raise a bunch of money for me to shave my beard, I would gladly do it. If it was for like, something cool.


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[Assistant] Carter wants me to shave my beard, so. Does he really? Yeaah, he thinks it'd be hilarious. I don't know why. It probably would. You'd look weird.


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[Assistant] He said we were at Olive Garden or Taco Bandito, I don't know which one.


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[Assistant] My wife has been drinking it lately. I started on it after, uh, Christian Huff introduced us all to it. It is literally the best thing you can do for your health in just under a minute.


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[Assistant] That's because AG1 is a foundational nutrition supplement that supports your body's universal needs like gut optimization, stress management, and immune support.


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[Assistant] Since 2010, AG1 has led the future of foundational nutrition, continuously refining their formula to create a smarter, better way to elevate your baseline health. And if you heard me laugh during the middle of that, it's because there's so many good things in it, it startled Cy Roberts.


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[Assistant] They got everything. Look, I drink it in the morning.


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[Assistant] Cold cup of water, shake it up, boom, down the hatch, and you're ready to attack your day. You're gonna feel more focused.


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[Assistant] And better recovery if you're working out and you know what, just better overall throughout the day. Not only do you replace a multivitamin with AG1 and anything else that you, it's, it's got everything right there. Cause every scoop also includes, uh, prebiotics and probiotics and digestive enzymes for gut support.


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[Assistant] I recommend it to everybody I know and everybody listening.


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[Assistant] Alright, enema of the state, hit us with a question. Hunter, hold it together, man.


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[Assistant] Here's what I'll say about that. I'm going with Martin on this. I see where you're going. I see it in your eyeballs.


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[Assistant] Luckily, it's 2023 in America is where I live. So I'm, I'm not going to have to face the wilderness anytime in life. But whenever I look at everybody that was in Duck Dynasty and I see a 75 year old man who I don't, I've, what episode is this? Well, we don't know. This is around 300.


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[Assistant] You've been in a bad mood exactly zero times, so you got something figured out. I've seen him one day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at 75 years old, there's a smile on his face, he's living th-


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[Assistant] You're doing you real well. You're just living your best life as the kids say. And like if I can pull being that happy off at 75 watching gun smoke and sleeping in bed and then going and telling stories for an hour. I feel like that's wisdom.


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[Assistant] And I think one of the biggest questions we ever got during Duck Dynasty was simply, is Si really like that?


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[Assistant] The breaks are the same. Before we start, it's the same. When we're walking out the door, he's the same. And that's why I'm like, I'd give the wisdom nod to psychos. What a life.


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[Assistant] I've only made 50 in my life and I don't miss it at all. One day it was like, all hands on deck, I made 50 Miss Prisses and I was like, uh-uh.


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[Assistant] Mike, Lynn, Dale. The Great American. It's your pillow.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, that's actually further away than I thought. You normally tell me that you've been sitting around naked in your robe watching gun smoke all day.


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[Assistant] And now it's about to be cold so they got duvets, quilts, down comforters, body pillows, bolster pillows. You can just go ahead and hibernate for the rest of the winter all surrounded by my pillow, my bed sheet, my product.


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[Assistant] This is squirrely Dan. He doesn't look like squirrely.


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[Assistant] There's other desserts, red velvet, cream,


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[Assistant] Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes. Man, have you ever watched this show? Dang.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So there you go. Oh, so you don't have to wash it. You just refill it.


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[Assistant] But you could if you missed your mouth. Do you drink while it's hot? No.


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[Assistant] Whenever I gave Godwin donuts on, on Duck Dynasty, he would inhale it and he would go


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[Assistant] And I couldn't stop laughing because of how fast he was eating that tongue.


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[Assistant] Of the three dinner scenes I was in, the first one I was in a chair that was like for River Roberts. I was all the way down here and my beard was on the table in the sauce for the backstrap we were eating and I was just...


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[Assistant] Well, but people think reality TV, it means


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[Assistant] It's not a hidden, like, it was in this room. You walk in and there was 16 people right over there. From this side of the table that way. With four cameras. So you're not, it's not just everyday life like do do do do do do.


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[Assistant] I think I have that answer. Me and Martin had an office next door to each other.


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[Assistant] And I would sit in his office and he would sit in mine and Godwin would join. And I think Cory walked by enough times to go, why does the world not listen to what these weirdos talk about? And we had Si.


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[Assistant] Any other interesting facts? Doesn't like shoes or socks.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, I'm gonna say yeaah about Usher, Lil' John, and Ludacris.


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[Assistant] I got you covered, Hunter. I got you covered because when Si was saying how much he sleeps, I knew exactly what Bible verse we were going with, but then I accidentally exited out of it, so I want to make sure I get it right, but I'm going to tell you, it's Psalms four eight.


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[Assistant] In peace, I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety. If you want to sleep like Si, you better find the Lord, because that man sleeps in peace.


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[Assistant] Phil, Phil wouldn't answer the question, Kay will. She needs to check with those that used to go into the drive-ins. The drive-ins? You were in the backseat of the date of Phil and Kay's drive-ins. Well, I'm just saying, hey, she needs to check with the people that- So what happened? We didn't have movie houses, boys. We went to- We went to the drive-in.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, you gotta have something like serving the drinks and popcorn. Okay. Is it true?


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[Assistant] And hey, he probably watched me a lot to get the moves he's got. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] I thought you were going to tell the one about, hey, I'll stab you.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. Hey, we had a, the nurse station was set up by cornfield. What nurse? Oh no, they used to bring in a nurse to give everybody a vaccination.


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[Assistant] Yo, mama said, well, hey, oh, I got one more outside.


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[Assistant] Before I show up now, she has hers.


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[Assistant] Not me. Not a stab, it's just pressure to tell them don't pull back, cause if you do, you'll have to get, might lose a little blood.


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[Assistant] Not only did she have the girl, cowgirl outfit.


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[Assistant] She had a Shetland Pony too to go with it.


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[Assistant] And you never have to go to


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[Assistant] That's what a psychiatrist would tell me. How long, I mean, how many times? Well, I normally, my normal routine is eh,


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[Assistant] I usually get out of bed around somewhere around 10, 10.30.


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[Assistant] Then, you know, sometimes I go, you know, 8.30, go get in bed, go to sleep. But nobody's been having bad dreams? Well, no, no, I didn't get a rude awakening last night. There we are.


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[Assistant] Realm sleep. Well, no, I'm actually fixing to just float off and be on a cloud.


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[Assistant] And then she said, hey, they're green and white and naked and they're coming after me.


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[Assistant] Can we actually watch the show and i don't know the name of what is the.


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[Assistant] The big worms that was on the ground that was eating everything and everybody tremors tremors.


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[Assistant] And they were, was given birth. Okay. Whenever they ate something, they would give birth to a little one. I believe that's tremors too. Well, whatever it was. I'll have to get 100. And they was actually, they kept evolving.


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[Assistant] When they do something killing them, then the next time they tried it, it wouldn't work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she had a nightmare about tremors. Was Kevin Bacon in it? Uh, no, it was that other guy.


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[Assistant] Is it Mary Sue? No, no, it was Mary Sue's older sister. Did she pinch people with her toe? Did she pinch them? She didn't pinch them. Irene. Irene. Irene. Oh no, she didn't pinch them. She would cup chew. That's true.


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[Assistant] You'd be sitting at a meal around her with your feet under her table. Better have everybody. I know. And everybody look, don't wear shorts.


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[Assistant] Why not? She reached up there and grab your calf and it looked like she took a knife and said, with her feet, with her big toe in the next one.


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[Assistant] And we had very, very vivid imaginations. Cause look, all of our weapons we made ourselves. And we had, you know, wide Earp was the, uh, what was the, uh, button line special, the long barrel pistol. Ms. Kay.


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[Assistant] We made what we call the Buckline Special.


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[Assistant] And we made it out of a two before the trigger. The trigger on it was a clothes pin. Okay. We took a, a tire. Okay. And cut out circles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, from energy. I hope it wasn't a good one. Oh, no, no, no. Look, and we made it with like 24 inches long.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'd stretch that rubber tire that we cut it about a half inch thick. Stretch it from...


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[Assistant] 24 inches, put it in the clothespin, the trigger.


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[Assistant] Barrel of that butt line special, and then hit the clothespin into ya. Pow!


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[Assistant] And you don't have to worry about buying vitamins and all that garbage.


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[Assistant] This thing has got 75 ingredients. That's right. That you need.


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[Assistant] Tell me Harold, like what? Eight years older than me and Phil?


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[Assistant] You know how, how one in both of them served in the air force. Okay.


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[Assistant] Best, the best is, it goes this way, Air Force, Navy,


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[Assistant] Army, Marine, did you just go backwards? It's a great place to start Navy second. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay. No. So what do they, what do they do? Here's the first time it goes up.


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[Assistant] You know, so Congress allows another 10 million to build the Arab base.


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[Assistant] And then the day is the same way the night it goes in and says, Hey, look, we need some more warships. We've got to have another carrier and the same thing. First bring in the shelves. No.


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[Assistant] So mom and dad would go down, we lived on the hill in our log cabin.


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[Assistant] Up on the hill here, the down here, it's a flat lander. That was the Hobbs.


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[Assistant] You know, Irene and, uh, Marvin, my uncle, and then F.M. and his family, all the kids would have somebody watching them. You know, I warden with Jimmy Frank.


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[Assistant] He was like he was on guard duty. He had a stick, yo.


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[Assistant] Hold up, hold up, hold up, he got a stick, but hey, no, we got too many of us. I know what yours was. We teamed up on him.


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[Assistant] He said, all right, here's the deal. He's walking post. He's going around the cabin. Okay. You stand at the door.


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[Assistant] We're gonna be at the window when he gets around where you can see him at your corner, see him coming towards you.


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[Assistant] Knock on wood and then we're out the window. Is this how your house work?


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[Assistant] And they had a piece of tea. Well, they had a piece of 10 and two, two of fours where the water washed out down the hill to the river.


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[Assistant] But he never stayed gone long. Yeaah, yeaah. Because as soon as supper was ready and aroma started going through the woods, well here they all come showing up.


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[Assistant] He did. He used the laundry sack. He had put whatever he had, you know, what he wanted to take with him. And here you go. He's out the door. Did Jason Al run away a lot? No, not like Willie. Willie was only one. Willie, Willie was a free spirit from the get go.


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[Assistant] Is that true? That's true. Hey, the only son she had the most trouble with? Guess what? Willie? No. Is that true? He had the most trouble with?


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[Assistant] Ain't gonna do that anymore. I ain't gonna be there. I ain't gonna be there.


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[Assistant] Sneaky snake, now I'm telling you, you gotta watch him like a hawk.


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[Assistant] Hold on, look, we have broke tables, we have broke fingers and thumbs.


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[Assistant] We have had ricochets- Well I didn't teach you any of that. Right. We've had ricochets bust windows out. Okay. And look, I am shocked.


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[Assistant] Okay, that none of us ever was diagnosed with cancer.


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[Assistant] Go right in the atmosphere we grew up in. Mom and dad used to play dominoes with Jason and Al.


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[Assistant] Since well, ever since they was babies. That's true. And look, and you'd walk in, you would think a cloud had come in the window and mama had shut the door.


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[Assistant] Look, I tell you, hey, mom and dad will be sitting down at the domino table, which was a round one.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, no, it's right above their head.


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[Assistant] You know, I'd walk in and I, I'd walk in and I'm all I'm breathing is smoke. Winston.


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[Assistant] I'm like a cloud, I'm like in a cloud, till I sit down. You know, always people here.


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[Assistant] That has been proven through centuries of research.


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[Assistant] That's alright, I always go get me a can of tamarind.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I didn't hear, I ain't heard Phil laugh out loud. I mean, for you to get a chuckle out of him, it's gotta be something. It's not a chuckle.


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[Assistant] You make him laugh out loud.


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[Assistant] The older brother thing outrides all of that.


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[Assistant] You know, the older brother meanness and all this and you know. It's pretty smart too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay


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[Assistant] But, okay, but you know, because I described him and my father as hard men. Who's a man? No, no. Yeah. Hard man. Okay. Cause that is, you know, you know,


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I'm just saying that's why I said I describe them as hard men.