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[Assistant] Whether it be Godwin Stone, Philip, or Robertson, you're in luck, it's Philip. Seth!


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[Assistant] From British Columbia, which is Canada, not South America. Uhm, he's from Canada.


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[Assistant] But he had a thing. I'm just here to prove that we're making big differences, Martin. Uhm, he, he listens to the show, his wife doesn't, but he tells her all the things that we talk about. And apparently his wife surprised him with a pedicure, and so he had to go.


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[Assistant] Anyways, we got dudes in Canada getting pedicures now and he loved it. Hey, that's not terrible.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a ton of yipe stories. We had one nurse here. You want to hear this one? Caitlin was an RN for six years.


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[Assistant] Anyway, yeaah, right there in the belly. They're like, hey, got a little belly fat and they squeeze it and pie out. Yeaah, it sucks. Your belly is tender. Yeaah, it's tender. Mine grows and shrinks and grows and shrinks. It's a very tender spot.


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[Assistant] She got a case of the yips. So every time she did the shot, she'd be like, alright, ready, one, two, three, payow. Right? Well then, she got...


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[Assistant] Yeah, so she felt terrible about the patients because she'd be there one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, payow!


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[Assistant] One. Just do it. It's easier. One, two and three is just time to get nervous. That's how I feel.


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[Assistant] Let's just go with Galatians 5. The fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. Against these things there is no law.


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[Assistant] Two miles long. They've been working on that for a while. More than a year.


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[Assistant] No, it's like a whale with a horn on it. Oh yeaah, that's what it is. This is a fish? It was something like that. Oh, it's a mammal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. A fighting manatee. I wonder if they sword fight each other. Oh yeah, there's one right there.


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[Assistant] I figured that. Well, you can differentiate between your twins in, can't you?


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[Assistant] Dirty job. Oh, that's the dirty job guy. Yeah, I know who he is. The only dirty guy I know is Joe Dirt. No, this dude does dirty jobs. Also sharper than he looks.


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[Assistant] And she'd pull that tail back and get some pliers and pull that thing out where they couldn't spray.


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[Assistant] I remember that, you did get sprayed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Donnie, go up there from here to that door and cheat one.


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[Assistant] He was bad news. Why does something rabid want to bite you?


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[Assistant] I don't buy anything. Cause you're a stink!


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[Assistant] I think I'm gonna put a brown bag on there and see if that somebody will buy. This stuff reeks.


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[Assistant] Let's try and see what they come up with. I bet it's- Probably don't. She'll say, I'm working on it.


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[Assistant] Do you use Siri a lot? Do you use Siri? It'll take her less than a minute to tell you where you can get it. My phone, I just said, call Paula Godwin and she said, I don't know who that is. As a matter of fact, I don't know who you are. If you'll do something with your contacts, that would help me out.


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[Assistant] I asked her something one day, and she said some things are just not known.


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[Assistant] Johanna's phone talks like a British man. You can change it.


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[Assistant] Like the Polar Express? There's one in Denver. I mean, not Denver, but, uh, Durango goes up to Silverton. Durango what? Colorado. What are you trying to go?


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[Assistant] Yep. Cause I know how to swam, I don't think it'd spook me.


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[Assistant] They put them weights on now, so don't think they'll get in water here.


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[Assistant] We're going downtown to get them lobsters. Yep. Did you get them? Went down 30 feet. Yeah, as far as I was going. That's it. You went to 30 feet with a snorkel? Mhm. Yeah. Good grief. I protected the boat and they went 100 feet.


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[Assistant] Swank. They went so far down, you could watch em.


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[Assistant] They was going down a hundred feet. They stayed down three and a half minutes. They got the timer set on their watch. I would die!


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[Assistant] Like that. What's that called? It changes colors.


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[Assistant] That, like glitter or something on the inside of the glove. They go up to them fish and they go.


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[Assistant] I guess cause they taste so good, everything trying to eat you.


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[Assistant] He went half cop. Exactly what happened. He wanted to play, I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] I like the body slam, Dale. Yea, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] What are you playing with the Robbersons? You broke a table? Oh yeah, we broke tables, dominoes, windows. Cause when you slam it, it slipped out of your hand.


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[Assistant] Give me 25 and that's the end of the game.


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[Assistant] You had rent due for a table. I'm gonna go out, I'll find you a table. I said, well, I'll, I'll, well, I'll pay half.


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[Assistant] That's why I was asked the question. I did it the first time, I just went BAM! BAM! BAM!


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[Assistant] I said, okay, let me take him back. I took him back, got it set up again. I said, can you play?


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[Assistant] Then I said, didn't I jumped up? That's when I said, okay, here comes four more. None of you can play, so guess what? Wow! 25!


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[Assistant] When I said 12, they said, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,


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[Assistant] But it's always out to be cool. Everything's better when you're cool.


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[Assistant] He got more of the brain power.


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[Assistant] My wife, my wife has seen for a while.


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[Assistant] That is good stuff there bro. I'll take that with me when I go home.


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[Assistant] I got a question since you brought that up. Uh oh. How does these people jump that high?


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[Assistant] I've seen little short guys, they can dunk it. Yea. And I'm saying, wait a minute.


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[Assistant] That's why when Shaq was playing for that. I couldn't shoot. Everybody said how great he was. Mm hmm. That's wait a minute. The man's seven foot tall. Okay, and weighs three fifty. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] What is it about that, that big guys can't hit?


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[Assistant] You got a regular bullseye target, and then on the side, there's a dot the size of a quarter.


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[Assistant] We were down to it, we were fixin' to get beat, I said, hey. I said, 25.


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[Assistant] Okay. It melts in your mouth. You just put it in there and you say, Oh,


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[Assistant] Tenderloin. A medium plus tenderloin. Yea, you might not like this then. Jay Stone. It got some.


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[Assistant] Alright, it had to be the, uh,


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[Assistant] Now I can't even remember. What do I say I order my steak? Medium. Medium plus.


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[Assistant] And you gotta think about this. I've had it 30 times and it's always the same.


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[Assistant] Well, McDonald's, I've had that a thousand times. It's always the same. You can't find this. You won't get this anywhere in New York City.


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[Assistant] Well hey, I'll take it, I'll even go for it. You're not gonna get this but one place. The Jay Stones house.


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[Assistant] You could go worldwide and you will not find a Tenderloin as good as this is. Nowhere.


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[Assistant] He just told me I had to go back a few years when my daughter was at A&M. I go over there for her marriage. Okay. They take us out to eat and we go to, it was called the barn steak bar.


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[Assistant] Steakhouse inside this barn. And, and they didn't cook but one thing. Steak.


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[Assistant] Okay. And I had, you see the big, big plate about this big around.


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[Assistant] I ordered a steak that was three inches thick. Okay. And it was hanging off. It was hanging off of that big giant platter.


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[Assistant] I told the guy that paid for it, I said, yo, I could eat another one, he just won't order it. I said, no, no, I didn't say, yo, he said, if you want another one, order it. I don't mind paying for it.


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[Assistant] I said wait dude, I just said I could eat another, it was so good. I said the last thing I need to do is eat another five pound steak.


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[Assistant] Now you gotta think about this. Three inches thick. How'd they get that medium? Oh no, no, no. I'm serious. It was light pink right in the center and it was hot.


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[Assistant] Alright, it was the best, yeaah. That was, that was in the same class as Stone. Alright Johnny.


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[Assistant] So our dirt was the legs, okay. Then he took the breast of the quail, jalapenos, cream cheese, and bacon.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, man, and I, it was just, you didn't even have to chew it. This is just torture. I didn't want to forget about that. You didn't even have to chew it. I just, I took it, took a piece with a fork, put it in your mouth and just told it, oh.


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[Assistant] It was, it was like a steak of bacon. Oh, I'll take what you say.


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[Assistant] Mom would say, okay, go out in the smokehouse and bring me a slab of bacon.


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[Assistant] You just said that I went back to Germany. The first time I ever had one.


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[Assistant] They know what they're doing. Smash. No, no. Smash. Oh. I would kill for one right now.


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[Assistant] And they've got them all over the cities. All they are is a little like a wagon.


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[Assistant] I know, mine was pepperoni, okay, and I would literally, they were so thin, okay, you'd roll them, and I'd eat it like a hot dog, and I would order three.


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[Assistant] Another thing that Germans do that I love at each restaurant.


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[Assistant] That's how I got to eat. They would have them like garden with the bread.


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[Assistant] The book of John is a good one because it will tell you about the man.


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[Assistant] And his dad was the same way. Oh, big boy. Big boy. And his daughter.


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[Assistant] Well that blues drive and retrieving skills. Yeaah. They'll be worth something. They'll be worth it.


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[Assistant] Hey, when the, when the man's motto is who's a man.


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[Assistant] That really reminds me of a grizzly bear. Him and his dad both.


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[Assistant] We don't, we don't, Robinson don't like to travel. I guess we get enough out of it.


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[Assistant] Well, plus they're not as, the ducks everywhere else are not as wild as the ones in Louisiana. As they get here, they've been shot at all the way down.


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[Assistant] If they went out of the business right now, when they wore out, I'd just go without underwear.


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[Assistant] What do you do? You know, it's been raining a lot this year.


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[Assistant] I had to watch it because I'd hit the step thing, you know. Well, that cost me $15,000.


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[Assistant] Oh, the concrete? Yeah, cause now I've got like a, uh, a 50 foot oxbow of concrete.


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[Assistant] I said, well, it have been two wheeled, I didn't need to put it in four. You fixed that, didn't you? But I fixed it and paid for it.


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[Assistant] He used to live right next door to Phil and him and his dad built their, I call it a three story tree house.


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[Assistant] Okay, and he's also a carpenter that can build anything. His uncle. That's his uncle.


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[Assistant] Okay. That was like the original duck man right there. Oh yea, this was the original duck, uh.


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[Assistant] There is like a 15 to 25 minutes to nothing but...


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[Assistant] Okay, and then the spitting scene and they both, all of them in there.


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[Assistant] You know, for like, it's about 30 minutes. Yes, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You know, hey, it's like, hey, here's the wall over. Just a string.


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[Assistant] He was sitting on the bank and a dragonfly come flying by, about four foot. He just, with his tongue.


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[Assistant] They call them iron men. That's when men were men. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] And big boy told him, say, hey, hey, look, I pop that thing, you'll be all right.


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[Assistant] I don't want to have any kind of surgery where I'm put to sleep. And then when I wake up, you're waiting on me. He said, that sounds like I've never woke up in hell.


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[Assistant] I like it though, cause Mac said he's out on his porch drinking his morning coffee. And he looks up and there's a cougar.


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[Assistant] On a lamb, on a big tree in this property.


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[Assistant] Order now. Cause when they're gone, they're gone.


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[Assistant] It's pretty bad when you've got a guy on the property and he's, you know, taking care of everything on it. Okay. And we're trying to, you know, he's managing the deer herd.


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[Assistant] He named them. One of them was, okay, since I had a band, I went out and sang, and the song I sang was George Jones. He stopped loving her today. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, so what do these two do? They get a four by eight sheet of plywood just laying around because we've always got four by eight sheets of plywood laying around for building duck barn. Who doesn't? And they tie it on top of Phil's pickup.


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[Assistant] Okay, where they can leave the window roll down and sit there and watch the road. True story. On his property.


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[Assistant] Phil says, oh, good grief, there's a big ol' buck in the middle of the road. The old bird said, well, should I shoot him? Phil said, if you want to, BOOM!


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[Assistant] Okay, he told Burley, hey, you need to, you need to text Jay on his phone and here's what you tell him. He stopped loving her today.


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[Assistant] Well no, back in the day, it was- We do actually like to strap people. Oh, that's it. Hey, it was a strapping. Okay.


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[Assistant] This doesn't put out, okay. This is one of them do not do.


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[Assistant] Cause everybody that honey with him around here except for fail wanted to put a bullet in his head.


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[Assistant] Wine is too- That tail was wagging. That tail was thump, thump, thump.


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[Assistant] Wine is too soft of a term. How? This is, uh, like, uh, if you ever go up north and you hear wolves.


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[Assistant] No, no, look, hey, as soon as Jason or Phil or Stone get the duck call,


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[Assistant] We're on dog bayou, okay. A big mouther drake, green head, comes in and lights about 85 yards wide.


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[Assistant] So we do this. Phil said, hey, y'all get your guns ready. We're going to do the one, two, three, and everybody put it on him and pull the trigger.


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[Assistant] So we all say, all right, Phil's countdown. Talk about that. One, two, three, seven people in the blind.


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[Assistant] Four-quarter mile away. The time went up and there's Blue right behind him.


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[Assistant] That was 15 minutes. Another 15 minutes. Go by and I'll hear.


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[Assistant] He got that bottle of drink in his mouth. Okay. He ain't got COPD, but he's breathing like he did.


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[Assistant] But hey, after about a three quarter mile run, hey, he come back with it.


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[Assistant] That's the greatest one I've ever seen. Cause that duck could fly.


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[Assistant] Because if we get good manners with blues retrieving skill, we would have a gym then.


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[Assistant] And I'm with you Mary in a way, in one way, but it's the other way now.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause he's not a dog person. There's just some people that, nah, he ain't a dog person.


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[Assistant] Okay, you gotta have a command voice, and Chase has not got one. Blue, blue, blue, come here.


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[Assistant] It's like a three ring circus in a duck ride with a...


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on


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[Assistant] This potion here is, they're killing a animal.


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[Assistant] And that's protected for money. Protected for like a horn.


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[Assistant] Alright, let's see. Let's see em. Uh oh. I'm saying right below seven.


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[Assistant] I will say I do own a scale now. Well, I've owned lots of scales that were just for sale, but now I have one.


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[Assistant] We put a live scope on the kayak and I watched that big blob attack a little chatterbait blob and just ripped him on out of there.


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[Assistant] That's the only big one I caught. We caught a real big bream and a real big crappie. Caught a crappie on a wacky one.


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[Assistant] I was going to go to a couple places, then I was like, Memorial Day. I think I should just go around the corner. There's going to be lots of people out on tomb boats everywhere.


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[Assistant] What you got, pal? I had a fan email in. Did you? He's looking for a white suspending rogue because side told him so. He said, how do I get it? I said, you call this number. I put it in a bag. I go to stamps.com. I print a label. I send it to you and I never leave the store.


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[Assistant] Any system you got works with Stamps.com. You can ship anything you want. You run it with your website. Boom. Gives you the best price and never go to the post office again. Tell them about it.


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[Assistant] I went fishing, no sunscreen, then I took all the kids to my parents house for the pool, and that's when I looked like a ghost. I said, no, we're not.


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[Assistant] But with the 2.0, it's easy to wash, so you'd actually be fine using size pillow. No, I wouldn't. You're using my pillow. Okay, I'm just saying in a hypothetical world.


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[Assistant] Speaking of how big the ocean is, this is a sad story that I'm about to tell. But I think it needs to be told. Because there's some things you don't do.


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[Assistant] So this morning, the Coast Guard had to call off their search efforts because a kid...


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[Assistant] So don't do that. That's when you were saying it's a big ocean. That's what I saw this morning. I was like, oh my goodness.


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[Assistant] The bridge is a good spot, but I, I found, you've told me about the other one. We're not going to say where it is people, just in case Chase listens, but.


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[Assistant] I think I have one t-shirt left with Willie's face on it and I still have the Phil for President shirt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go watch it. I'm assuming that's what that episode's about.


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[Assistant] I would have loved to hang out with you back in the day.


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[Assistant] Stun, we had a great one the other day that Goblin said you gotta body slam people. It was fantastic. I don't know that I have one of that.


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[Assistant] Stature today, but I wish I did, but Michael emails in, this is a pretty decent one, from Nash County.


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[Assistant] I don't know where that's at. Oh, I thought it was fixed right in Nashville. Nashville County.


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[Assistant] Alright, he has a question for Sy, and what would Sy do in this situation? He got the worst letter in the mail yesterday. Oop, okay, the worst letter? I can't even imagine what that's gonna be. Jury duty. Oh!


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[Assistant] The best part, just like you said earlier. Oh man, you stink.


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[Assistant] Jury duty man, into Steve Harvey. Alright, well I'll send us out of here. Look, we didn't, but it was a crazy couple of recordings. We didn't take time to talk about Memorial Day until today. Um, and we, we all talked about the fun we had.


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[Assistant] Fishing, side watching, grit and all that good stuff and that is all great but the reason we have that is because there are men and women who gave their life to fight for a country where you're free to do pretty much whatever you want to do.


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[Assistant] Because they did what Jesus called, uh, the greatest that love you can give. John 15, 13, greater love has no one than this to lay down one's life for one's friends. So to all those out there currently serving or have family serving, we thank you and to anyone who's had a family member, uh,


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[Assistant] You gave their life in the line of duty. We thank you because that's the reason we can sit in a room, talk about fishing, talk about hunting, talk about eating and live the lives we live because people that gave that.


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[Assistant] Amen. So from the Duck Call Room, we thank you and we will see y'all next time.


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[Assistant] Hey Perry Mason. There you go. Never lost a case undefeated.


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[Assistant] Did you know that I met Chuck Norris? Did you? So, I was in an event in DC and I was piling around with Mike Huckabee, the old governor of Arkansas.


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[Assistant] So I'm fixing to head to the hotel and he said, he said, you want to come to a birthday party? And I said, ehhh. And he said, it's Chuck Norris' 75th birthday party. I said,


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[Assistant] I'm in. I mean, I grew up, who didn't grow up loving Chuck Norris? And so we go in there, he comes in, there's only about 30 people, so it's great. So it's kind of a little private event.


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[Assistant] He comes in, he looks fantastic. He's had a little work done, a little work done on the face, but body wise, I mean, he, he would have, he could have kicked my hand in flat footed, you know, nothing's changed. 75 years old. He told me, so he's his wife's there. She's a little younger. He had two, he had 15 year old twins. So.


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[Assistant] So I'm wanting to talk about old movies and all this and all Chuck Norris wants to talk about is he lives in Texas and he's found an aquifer on his property.


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[Assistant] And he said, we're going to make the most amazing. Well, he sounded like Trump. He was like, it's going to be the best, you know, this water. And so he kept on with this water and I was like, okay, Chuck, I'll look for it. So anyway, I leave.


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[Assistant] It was, it was called the Impact Podcast Award. In other words, out of the however many it was that were nominated.


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[Assistant] Allegedly, according to these people, we have the biggest impact, and that and our fans, I guess, that voted for us, so. So I need you to be honest with me. What do you think our chances are of getting into that category? Uh, well, I mean, the good news is Sadie's podcast won last year.


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[Assistant] Our podcast won this year, so I'm thinking if they keep this going.


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[Assistant] Uh, Bob Goff, I don't know if you know Bob, he has a podcast in there, and there are a few I didn't know, the rest of them, but, you know.


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[Assistant] It was, it was amazing. We were, of course, this is one of those big, it's been a while since we've done the award show thing for me.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it was a big, like a Christian concert, all these singers and stuff like that. Of course, dad was on the fence. Oh no, did you, did Phil go? He went, like two days before. Oh no. Zach talked him into going. So mom said, I'm out.


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[Assistant] And I said, okay, but dad went for it, which I was surprised. So it was Jason and Missy. It was me and Lisa and it was dad. And then of course, Zach, I guess was dad's date, you know, because mom wasn't there. So he kind of was probably safer bet than day.


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[Assistant] He said, yo, that's his first words to me every time I see him. That's just his lead in that. He doesn't say hello. He doesn't say hi.


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[Assistant] Well, y'all can totally appreciate it. Cause we, of course we obviously already talked about it on unashamed as well, but so Jace went totally rogue. So he and Missy.


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[Assistant] We're presenting an award and so they sent them, here's what we'd like for you to say. No, no, we're not saying that.


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[Assistant] Well, there's, uh, there's, cause, you know, I'm on the road a lot. I'm not as think as you, dumbass.


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[Assistant] So I'm on the road a lot and, and obviously a lot of our, our listeners are crossover listeners and they, people love y'all's bucket. I mean, there's no doubt about it. And a lot of them are the same ones that listen to ours. And so.


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[Assistant] They always say, you know, how much they enjoy laughing on the list of this podcast, but side to your point, they, they love talking about hunting and all the stuff you guys talk.


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[Assistant] It's a natural next extension. So, so, so Jay's goes, so he's presenting, he and Missy another category. So they go totally off script. In fact, the teleprompter guy, so I'm watching them. I look back to the back because you can see the teleprompter on the back wall.


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[Assistant] So I'm laughing about that. So whenever, so we, so we get on the plane to head up there cause some fans provided an airplane, which is very nice. So we flew straight up there. So going up there where I said, well, what are we going to do? Cause Zach's not with us and he's the one that's organized all this. So what are we going to do about,


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[Assistant] Except in the award, if we win, because you don't know, we didn't know whether we were going to win. And uh, Jay said, well I got a speech.


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[Assistant] I got it. So dad and I kind of looked at each other and said, okay. So that was the end of that. So afterwards, of course, when it goes off the rails.


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[Assistant] Because when we get up to go up stage, Zach has one job. I'm sitting across from them. So it's Zach, it's dad, it's Jason, it's Missy. So dad is sitting in between Jason and Zach.


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[Assistant] And the stage is right there, like that door. It's 30 feet away. And all night we're seeing people win. They go up the same set of steps, right? And there's things right there. Just following the deer trail. Just follow it. The deer trail is right there.


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[Assistant] So we get up and I head straight for the steps. I walk up and get up on stage. I look back. Dad's wandering off down meandering through the meadows. They don't want to get a glass of tea. Where all the crew is. And they're just like looking all like frantic cause they got cameras.


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[Assistant] Dad had it in his mind, that's the steps he was gonna take.


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[Assistant] Just forget about Jason Dad, you know, there's, it's their podcast, but I should have just took over, accepted the award, said they're lost, they're not in the woods, they just walked off. That would have been the end of it. That would have been the ultimate.


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[Assistant] Go the other way. No, it was classic and Jason did have a good line. He got up. He said, I don't know if y'all notice, but we got a little bit lost cause we're not in the woods. But if you, if you get in the woods, trust me, you want to be with men like us, which I thought was pretty good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So you recognize any of the other ones we were up against?


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[Assistant] So the first time I met Bob Goff, he, we were, I was speaking at a men's event in Fort Worth and he was the main speaker, but that time I didn't know who he was and I didn't even know he was the main speaker to be honest. I knew I was what I was supposed to be doing. I'm in the green room and I'm actually eating something.


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[Assistant] And I think I took old Trace. Remember Trace Pike? He used to work here. Trace was with me. Kansas. Yeah, Kansas. And so, so Bob Guy comes up and he sits like, but he's like invades my space sits close. Like he's like right here.


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[Assistant] Hello, my name is Bob Goff. I said, Oh, I heard of you. Cause I knew you were speaking. I heard of you. Yeah. And he said, uh, he said, well, tell me what a day in the life of Al Robertson is like as he's sitting literally eight inches from me.


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[Assistant] He was fantastic. He spoke that day. I was blown away because I didn't know much about him. So I did get a couple of his books after I heard him speak. He was good.


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[Assistant] Well, they were, and what we said, Jason and I both got, you know, we were not emotional, but I mean, we were both touched because you do this for the people that listen to you.


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[Assistant] I mean, let's face it, we know we're impacting people. You guys are doing the same thing. You know it makes a difference. You get those emails, Sy, and you talk to people. I'm on the road a lot and talk to people.


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[Assistant] And so it's like, it's humbling because you realize that they're the reason you do it. And in our case, they're the reasons we were, we were recognized. Somebody recognized, then they said, Hey, these guys are, you know, they're the top. Cause this was up to fans. It wasn't up to industry or, you know, somebody else. So it was, yeah, it's humbling. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, dad's at this place now. So on the podcast this week, we were talking about, about grandfathers and by his own admission, he said, well, I'm not necessarily has been the best grandfather, you know, cause he doesn't know half his grandkids, you know, things like that.


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[Assistant] So I said, dad, you've always, I said, finally, finally guy, I finally found the right description for dad's grandparenthood. I said, you're kind of a Mount Rushmore grandfather.


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[Assistant] You know, you're, you're noticeable, you're respected and you're an icon. You're there and you're there. Yep. But really nobody wants to get too close. You know, it's just like, yeah, there's a fear.


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[Assistant] There is. Cause we had this old discussion cause Jase's grandkids are afraid of him. Like Reed's kids, they cry every time he walks up.


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[Assistant] That might be the wrong one, but hey, it's an impact. But like I've noticed, like we were at the show the other night, Dad is, he's so iconic.


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[Assistant] That he's almost like when he's in a room like that, it's almost like he's a cardboard cutout because he's just there and he's looking with the blank stare. He did have the sunglasses on everywhere, but up on stage and he's just there and people look at him and they're like, is it, is that a real person? Is that really him? I mean, he's so stiff.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a guy, there was a family at church, and this guy was a bodybuilder.


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[Assistant] And I'd say he's probably about 20 year old young buck, you know, I mean, he looked like Conan.


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[Assistant] So like two weeks go by and so they happen to be in the parking lot together.


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[Assistant] And he walks up next to this young man. He says, son, that's quite the physique he got on you.


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[Assistant] Question. Then he said, he said, if you want to know more head on down to the river, you know where I'm at. And he said, they got two days later, the kid shows up, winds up, you know, bringing him to Christ. So it's like, but that's classic dad, right? He knew the right thing to say to this guy, you know, and he's been a Christian his whole life.


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[Assistant] Uh, so Smith told me this years later. He said, he said, Smith, I gotta tell you something. I don't trust preachers and I don't trust insurance salesmen. I put them in the same category. And Bill said, why's that? And he said, cause their hair's slicked back and that means they're going the other way with your money.


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[Assistant] But he said, he specifically picked up his Bible and he said, well Phil, what about this? Will you listen to this? He said, now that I trust.


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[Assistant] And he said, well, everything I share is going to come right out of here. That's what he did. It took three nights, you know, you know, I think side of it's what you said was so profound. I wish we should make a movie about that.


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[Assistant] And he and Philip, and so he's the one that was thinking, man, if I could just get Peter to Jesus.


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[Assistant] Something would happen. He, he saw it in him. And so Sal, we were talking about this on the podcast, cause Zach was on the podcast. So we were talking about Jan's role.


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[Assistant] In that she was, she said, she was a prophetess cause she said, if we can get my brother to Christ, he will lead thousands to Jesus. And she was right on the money and she literally went into the bar to make it happen.


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[Assistant] Some people ask, the most often asked question, uh, with me on the road is about you.


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[Assistant] And it's always the same one, his side, the same as he is on camera, as he is, you know, off camera. And I always say he's the most authentic among us. He does, he changes none. Whether it's a group of people like we walked into here today as a group of people here, it's the same side that's on the podcast. And then they asked me if you're as crazy as you are on the show.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, side, there's a lot of dementia, unfortunately, that's been in our family. And so dad's line about you was, is that you were born with dementia. I had it. We just got used to it.


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[Assistant] You just have been the same all the way through. There's no changing. So that's, that's the Phil's light on you. But you were mentioning about being in tears or so when it's cause I haven't seen the movie yet. Have you seen it?


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[Assistant] That's all I've seen is a few clips and now the trailer's out. So I think in a few weeks we're actually going to get to watch it.


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[Assistant] So they, when I saw the trailer, I just came through my email, even official said, I guess I'm part of the email fan club or whatever. So it came to my email. Well, I watched it. I immediately was in tears. And so it was amazing. It was because not only was it because it's their life, but like I thought about it. Cause you said that a minute ago, this was my brother when there's a scene where


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[Assistant] The three kids and mom are running out of the trailer. His dad has just kicked us out. When I'm watching that.


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[Assistant] You know, just three seconds on screen. I mean, tears immediately begin to flow because I was one of the ones running out of the drain.


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[Assistant] And look, he was, he was of such character, that night we drove across town to my Uncle Harold's house, who was their older brother, and he took us in, but he told mom, and I still remember it, I was standing there when he told her, he said,


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm afraid of him as much as you are. Y'all can stay tonight, but after that, you're going to have to find some other place to go. I mean, that's how bad dad was. His own brother was like.


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[Assistant] I mean. So we used to run this bar, you know, that's very much featured in the movie and I'd climb up in a, in a.


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[Assistant] The Magnolia tree is a big Magnolia tree right behind that bar. And of course, back in these days, this is early 70s, so it's segregated. So you had the black part out back and the whites are up front and there would be


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[Assistant] Of course, they were drunk and he wasn't. It's funny because he used to drink all the time, but when he was working, he was sober. It was kind of like a bouncer or something, I guess. He figured, you know, this is my role. But I mean, he was a bad dude.


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[Assistant] Like, cause you know, he's a college athlete, you know, he was put together. He could run how many miles in the woods, miles through the woods squirrel and come back with a sack of 60 squirrels.


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[Assistant] People ask us that all the time, cause to a lot of people it seems disrespectful.


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[Assistant] But it's really not because mom and dad don't, we were, none of us are quite sure why they do it. We assumed it's because the business was in our house. Yeah. And so they would say, let me get Phil or let me get Kay. And so.


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[Assistant] I tell people all the time, I'm a walking miracle because I was raised on the campus of Louisiana Tech University by a 17 year old and a 19 year old.


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[Assistant] Now you still have to think about that for a second. You see, my granddaughter is 17 now. The thought of her raising me as a child is frightening. And yet here I am. You talking about God's providence, having a hand on you. I was raised on a college campus.


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[Assistant] And you know what's ironic says that this whole period of time.


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[Assistant] That the movie's based on, which is basically mom and dad, well even y'all, there's someone playing you as a kid. So your childhood, lot of trauma, lot of difficulty.


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[Assistant] Their teenage years, them getting married and then the really rough time before he became a Christian. So that's the time period of the movie.


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[Assistant] But it's really interesting because out of those wow years, God's hand


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[Assistant] Was still protecting dad because God always knew what he was going to do one day.


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[Assistant] So he should have been killed several times. He's got, we were talking about this on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Here's the double, here's the double ironic twist. So during this period of time, right at the end, I mean literally months away from him becoming a Christian,


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[Assistant] He winds up having an affair, and I'm sure there were multiple affairs, but he has one with a woman who gets pregnant.


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[Assistant] And has a child that he knows nothing about. And then 44 years later he comes into our lives.


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[Assistant] And now we have this relationship with her and she starts telling me her story.


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[Assistant] And it's like incredible because God's hand was on her, her whole childhood. Because she should have been, a lot of bad things should have happened to Phyllis and they didn't. And so I can only attribute that to God knew one day we would all be together again. And she married, she's been married to the same guy for 26 years as two sons. She's a believer.


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[Assistant] Yep. Nobody else was educated. Where did that come from? Right.


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[Assistant] It's just a great story of providence. It really is. And that's the next story we got to tell. We'll get mom, I mean dad and, and fill us together to tell that story of God's hand because that's the next book if we do the next book. So.


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[Assistant] Philip MacMillan is in charge of the party.


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[Assistant] Like at that time, Phil took Bradshaw fishing, bass fishing with him. Blindfolded him. Blindfolded him. Bradshaw thought it was a joke. No, no, he said, yeaah. Just for real, son.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna show you, it was, you know, all my sweet hoes.


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[Assistant] Seventy-five, the minerals, all this stuff your body needs to function properly.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. We don't move over. We'll do them like it's grass.


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[Assistant] No, I couldn't, I had a chance to do that at Count Shelby.


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[Assistant] It was high. I've driven the M 60.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but hey, there was a, there was a canvas back.


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[Assistant] That depends on what you're going for. If you want a good ride,


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[Assistant] So, I'm confused. You're dazed and confused. That's right.


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[Assistant] Beef jerky just threw me off. What?


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[Assistant] Okay. Hey, you may go in a man's bathroom in Germany and there is a woman in there with a towel. Like he's talking about here's the towel.


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[Assistant] It probably don't, but back in the 60s, okay, hey, that was number one.


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[Assistant] Anytime I have my boxer shorts on, hey, somebody hit a bell.


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[Assistant] Nah, unless this is an emergency. Nah, I don't use, I don't use public media.


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[Assistant] And are y'all hunting on this day? Oh yeaah. So you load and unload at the door. Okay. So wait, we pull up in there and guess what's at the door? A snake? He done dropped a big, you know. A deuce.


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[Assistant] You better be talking about my pillow. Oh, I'm talking about you.


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[Assistant] I wrote two books, okay, and they're about my childhood.


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[Assistant] When they start hitting it, and then they'll, here they go.


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[Assistant] I don't have, uh, I guess restful sleep. He doesn't hit that rim sleep. He ain't hit rim sleep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, you know, I wake up all the time.


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[Assistant] During the night and early morning, especially early morning. I'm aware. I've stayed with you. That's why I tell people all the time. Y'all say God has not got a big, good sense of humor. Wrong answer.


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[Assistant] Oh no no, hey, he, we have some of the most amazing minutes together. Okay. Cause he'll wake me up during the night and put something in my head.


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[Assistant] Okay, that I have never thought of before in my life.


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[Assistant] Cause you've just stuck it in my brain pan and guess what? It's gonna work its way out.


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[Assistant] No, no, cause in Michigan, the preacher when we was up there doing our thing together, Sunday morning, he asked me a question.


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[Assistant] And I said, well buddy, I'm trying to answer the question. I'm trying to get there. Yeah, I said, I'm trying to get there, but I don't know really what you're looking for.


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[Assistant] That was on stage? No, no, yeah. He said, hey, quit chasing rabbits. No, no. Because he would ask me and he said, why don't I hold it? You got it. So he asked it again. And then I finally said, okay.


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[Assistant] I said, now I think I know where you're going with this.


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[Assistant] You know, and I said, well, because I was afraid he wouldn't accept me because I'm not good enough.


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[Assistant] That's why it took me so long to finally break down and say, you know, I need help.


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[Assistant] What was the, uh, one at the church? He always said, hey, if you ain't struck all by about 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm thinking of you only right now, cause like Phillip said, she's to the point that she's said, hey, I'm done. Okay, so this is for you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, this is for you. Don't, let her problem become yours.


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[Assistant] Okay, I wish you, I hope you can talk her into trying to work it out.


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[Assistant] But if you can't, and like I said, she's already made up her mind, it seems like that she's done with it.


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[Assistant] So hey, this is to protect you, okay, from further relationships, okay. Don't let this one bad thing, you know, ruin you for the rest of your life. She's got a problem.


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[Assistant] Especially if she don't want to work it, try to work it out with you, then it's just what I'm feeling. She's the one with the problem.


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[Assistant] So like I said, if you can't convince her, hey, let's go to someone and let a third person get involved with us on this and see if we can't work this out. But if she don't want to go that route.


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[Assistant] Well, it's always good like they're telling you right now, these guys. Okay.


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[Assistant] You've messed up, okay. Get with a counselor, okay, and find out where you messed up. Where, hey, you don't repeat the process with another.


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[Assistant] We pray that you can convince her to go to counseling with you and you can actually work it out and save your marriage.


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[Assistant] You have to work, you have to, hey, you have to work at it, okay? It should look like a garden. Wades pop up and hey, look, if you don't pull the weed, your garden will be very good.


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[Assistant] Watching a lot of Westerns, watching a lot of Westerns and sleeping a lot. By the way, what has your husband been up to?


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[Assistant] No shirt. Oh, he would never do that. Look like one of those soggy


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[Assistant] He doesn't tan. For someone that stays out in the woods a lot, he don't tan. He really don't. Cause he's always been light skinned.


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[Assistant] The only thing I remember about him from that day is that he used to be the spitting image, his form used to be the spitting image of Popeye, the sailor man.


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[Assistant] This four were bigger than his biceps.


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[Assistant] It tastes good. You can't go out and buy a meal like that. When you start getting it where they get the, the top part gets out of the water. Then there's an explosion of water.


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[Assistant] I can't even remember the doctor's name. They cut a cyst out of his shoulder. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] He's holding, hold, he's, let me get in that boat. He said, you don't know what you're doing. I said, Hey, what do you mean? I don't know what I'm doing. I said, you come to do the fun part. I said, running the truck lines, the fun part. He said, Oh no, you, he said, Hey, look, I got a, I got a house note coming up.


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[Assistant] He said, you think you got anything? I said, hey, let's look on that limb while I tied that trap line. That limb was over there.


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[Assistant] That catfish was popping that, popping that limb in the water. He said, get out of the way, boy! He wanted that.


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[Assistant] And what he first done when he started bringing it up, it was about seven in a row, about 25 pounds a piece, big ol' blue.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. We'll go up there and hit a P-Row. Yeaah. Cade be in the backfield, be in the front. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I was a paddler. She was a motor. She was back at paddling. She paddled him all over Black Bow.


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[Assistant] The cokes will be gone in a matter of minutes.


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[Assistant] I remember the time when daddy finally, uh, somebody come in and said, okay, they were selling freezers.


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[Assistant] And we will stock it slum full of food. I remember that.


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[Assistant] Pork chops, all the good stuff. This thing was, it was a deal. So mama said, hey. She said, that's a deal. Look.


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[Assistant] Yep. Empty. We'd come home from high school. That's the school. And the first thing we'd do, we'd have a couple of team-on-stakes, and usually we'd have two or three of the football players with us. So it'd be about five team-on-stakes, get thawed out, grilled. You know, and whatever else they had in there.


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[Assistant] But we ate three months supply in three weeks. Well there was like nine of y'all. You know what they reminded me of is a bunch of buzzers.


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[Assistant] What kind of jobs do you mean? I mean, jobs, well, you know, like shooting woodies on the roof. Yeah. Back when we was hazing.


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[Assistant] Getaway car. Getaway car, blue, blue Flemish.


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[Assistant] And Phil said, hey look, you drop us off at this point.


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[Assistant] Pick up a half a mile up, further up, when you come back. I actually drove a getaway car.


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[Assistant] No, but hey in Texas state troopers pull me over. Okay.


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[Assistant] And look, I'm used to Louisiana cops. They pull up behind you and you get out of your car and come back to them. Don't do that in Texas.


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[Assistant] When they pull me over with the light, I got out of the car and next thing I know is that two cops.


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[Assistant] Or jumped out, got their doors open and got 38 caught, horned it, make


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[Assistant] That barrel looked like naked brown. And I was like, whoa!


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[Assistant] I said, I don't know what happened, boys, but I didn't do nothing. And hey, y'all know, I said, hey, get back in that vehicle.


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[Assistant] No, Jep, Jep. That's Jep's voice.


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[Assistant] Now you gotta think about this. Phil's read system is double read. It had to be, it's got a little old rivet on one end of it. That had to be done one at a time.


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[Assistant] Yours truly done that. One day I was, uh, did not pay attention to detail and guess what happened? I hit the pedal on that reed.


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[Assistant] To put a rivet in it. Oh yea, it did. In your finger. Alright, it put a reed, it put a hole, started right there. It started in my fingernail, turned it up like that, and put, put a rivet in it.


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[Assistant] It tore this fingernail all the way off except on this side and this side. It was just a little bit of skin holding it.


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[Assistant] Well, look, I'm looking at this and I said, well, I gotta get this off. And I said, uh, otherwise my, my fingernail is not going to come in right. So my wife is watching me. I had an old pocket knife case pocket knife that had been just sharpened so much that it was real fine point and skinny.


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[Assistant] And I said, Dr. Robertson is fixing to perform surgery on his finger, where this fingernail will come in right.


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[Assistant] And she said, you go cut. I said, yeah. So I just said, okay. Charmed the real. And I said,


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[Assistant] Okay, then turn around and get on the other side of time. Ah!


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. I'm rapping it. And she said, you are so stupid.


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[Assistant] You know, and I said no, I'm not. I said because hey, I only hurt myself a little bit.


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[Assistant] I said, if I don't want to a doctor and had him do that, I said he had done three or four more things. First, he took a long needle and deadened it.


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[Assistant] Sticking it right there where it was real tender. I said, so now forget that, cut it, get it over with and get done.


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[Assistant] Alright, no, no, it didn't get infected. Hey, look how straight that fingernail is.


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[Assistant] Her tolerance of pain, you know, is up there. It goes off the charts.


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[Assistant] This zip, I don't, hey, tolerance of pain, nope. Yeah, you just made me feel bad.


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[Assistant] I finally just walked in one day, then I was sitting there doing what they were doing in the, in the, in the duck call room, and I had a, uh, uh, one of the gallon seal, uh,


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[Assistant] Here's a present for you son. That'll be the last one you get from me. I said, I quit. He did.


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[Assistant] I said, I see you, Martin, you've talked to Martin. I said, yea, I quit. I said, I'm done.


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[Assistant] I said, how much you earn? I'm a big TV celebrity now. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I come, I come out on stage with the, uh, what? Gamecocks?


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[Assistant] No, no, look, they give you a pill, you gotta take the pill to get rid of the worms.


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[Assistant] Kentucky. Kentucky. I married a Kentucky woman.


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[Assistant] It's the best area. Look, it comes from a little crab apple that grows in swampy areas. Cause we used to, we'd find them. We'd wait till water was up and then take a strainer like spaghetti strainer and just go out on them trees.


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[Assistant] Picking up all these crab apples then bring them back.


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[Assistant] Anything that grew wild, like wild grapes, mayhawks, crabapples. Slows. Slows. Okay, and that's like a big, purple plum.


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[Assistant] The reason they call it slow, it, it, it, uh, they grow it in hours and it takes them forever, but that makes good gentle.


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[Assistant] What's the, uh, what's the little thing, uh, it's like a banana, small banana.


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[Assistant] Yo, and I had just a mouthful of em, yo, when Jason, hey.


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[Assistant] Keep talking, my mouth's still full.


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[Assistant] Who sent this? Our friend Ashley. Ashley, you're the best. Our friend Ashley with Marvelous Mouse Travels in Tennessee sent us a box of crumble cookies.


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[Assistant] And we don't have a crumble cookie here. I have experienced it in several stops across this great land and I've never been disappointed. And you know what? You wasn't today. Y'all are lucky because they come addressed to me.


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[Assistant] I brought him in here. I started to just smuggle him onto the house.


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[Assistant] Look, no, I called you when the cookies was ready, you called me when the boudin's ready, we'll call it good.


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[Assistant] Good on crumble cookies. Good for them. They're not even a sponsor. That's just a, that's just a real life endorsement folk.


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[Assistant] That's just like in a dead gum good cookies, what I'm going to tell you right now. That's not even hashtag ad. Those crumble cookies are the one thing that I've eaten that may not get better with W sauce.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying man, that's one thing that doesn't need dub yourself. Should I try it? I mean you can't, it's not gonna be.


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[Assistant] They'll be fighting in your mouth, but it may be a good fight, you know? You never know. Some fights are better than others. I put Worcestershire stuff in all my bread.


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[Assistant] I was under the belief for a long time anchovies didn't go with anything. Then I started eating W sauce and I was like, you know what?


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[Assistant] Do you like anchovies, Si? Si, I don't like anything with a strong flavor. Are you kidding?


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[Assistant] The only thing he likes with a strong flavor is like vinegar.


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[Assistant] Acid. He's a big fan of acid. That's what he's into, so. Now I'm not talking about LSD either, I don't think. He may be a fan of it. No, I ain't a fan of that.


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[Assistant] Uuuh. Well, Stone, look, I'm glad we could reward you with a cookie. Cause you had a big week since you've been here last.


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[Assistant] Stone, you've got to be closest, close to the elder statesman of that group, right?


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[Assistant] Well, I'da wish I'da known there was gonna be 30 people show up, cause I'da went by and slipped about 15 of them $20 to stay at the house.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, and I mean, you gotta do the stuff at the beginning, but the end is just, how bad do you want?


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[Assistant] When you didn't think the regular one could get any better?


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[Assistant] 2.8, baby. I guarantee you. Look, good night's sleep. You gotta have that for anything, don't you say? I mean, that's been your motto in life. If you don't sleep well at night, boys, hey.


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[Assistant] If you don't want any trouble the next day, get to MyPillow 2.0, made right here in the US of A by our friend, Mike Lindell.


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[Assistant] And there's a 10 year warranty and a 60 day money back guarantee, but you won't need it because we know you're going to love them.


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[Assistant] We love them. We've been using them for a few weeks now. I, again, for real, I didn't think it could get better. And it is better. So there you go. Look.


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[Assistant] We've tried them all. You need to try them all. Go right now to mypillow.com slash duck to get the all new MyPillow 2.0 right now.


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[Assistant] So, what's the story on, who did it? I mean, they found him? Oh, he's in jail.


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[Assistant] Hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, man. That's all I got to tell you. It was a weird time. It don't do no good to just go spraying bullets around. No. That stuff's expensive, too. Where they getting the money for this? I see that stuff.


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[Assistant] No, Jeff, nevermind, yeaah. Bad deal, forgot about that.


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[Assistant] How, how, what, uh, what'd they have to allow? They, were they wearing bulletproof vest or anything? No.


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[Assistant] You gotta step up your security measures up there up front. Gatekeeper.


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[Assistant] Uhmm, uhmm, uhmm. Unbelievable. Welcome to 2023.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't disagree with that, but let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Like gnawing on it with the side of his face. He's trying to get all of them out.


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[Assistant] A nickel? A nickel. I got either a one or a five depending on tooth's location. If it was right up front, it was a five. As they went further to the side, they got cheaper.


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[Assistant] Ask anybody. We all still on our parent's payroll to some degree.


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[Assistant] I don't know how much I'm going to owe my mom for the help babysitting she's been doing for the last month and a half. Good grief. But hey, she loves it, so I ain't going to argue with it.


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[Assistant] Them boys had a fever for the first time? I'm not built for that.


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[Assistant] I was like, well, that's good. Cause your mama's gone and it's just me right now.


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[Assistant] No, I ain't got whatever that is in me. I don't know if it smells different or what, but I ain't got it.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's only a runaway if I care. Otherwise, you just go on.


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[Assistant] Both of them. He got three of them, don't he? No, he's got two, don't he? Three.


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[Assistant] Well, you are a picker while we're sitting there cooking. I mean, I notice that. Like you, uh. A grazer, son. Yea, you. And then when he's like, alright, let's eat. Johnny D's already gone. Yea, I've already eaten.


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[Assistant] When we're having pizza parties over there, Johnny D be helping. You look over there and he's getting like, people get a dip of snuff of sausage. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Every minute after it's done it's becoming leftovers. It's just leftovers.


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[Assistant] He won it? Yeaah, he won. Boy wearing a cowboy hat? Yeaah, he smoked them boys. Yeaah, he won that one.


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[Assistant] But remember we had the girl who worked on Duck Dynasty, her family owns Cousins Barber. So that's why I look it up every time I'm there. Oh, Octo AC.


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[Assistant] Hey, she had a big octopus tattooed on her arm. Her title was assistant camera. It just seemed to fit. It rolled. But, uh, no, Candace was fantastic. She was good people.


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[Assistant] Well, that was a revolving door in that position, but she was one that started as assistant camera that ended up like second camera through the whole deal. So she worked her way up.


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[Assistant] But that's why I go to Cousins Barbecue. I can't believe you said you had a great breakfast at an airport. That just...


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[Assistant] Well, at least you got rewarded for spending the night in Marijuanaville. The worst.


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[Assistant] Yea, people keep saying that, but. Why? You know, right now we're supposed to be flying around in things like the Jetsons and they're just a bunch of liars. Yea, that's right.


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[Assistant] Johnny D. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com, that's the inbox. What is in our inbox, Johnny? Is it going to be heavy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that chair is... Whatever they do to your feet is fine. It's worth an hour in that chair.


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[Assistant] Over both of them. The right foot was, was mildly uncomfortable, but that left foot, when she got about to the middle of my left foot, I could not like.


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[Assistant] The frosting and the, and the inside are legit. It's that tart that's like.


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[Assistant] You're young, Angie. Older. That's not old. Careful, that's younger than Stone. That's right. He got a blue belt. He's at the Coker H.


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[Assistant] Okay, step one, you're in a good spot.


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[Assistant] Go for a couple of days, that way if you get a terrible weather day, you gotta back up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's the same thing. If, in the outdoors, if you want to do something that you've never done for the first time, it involves hunting, fishing, shooting, any, go, there are professional people that do this for a living. Go to them first and figure out if you like it. Cause let me tell you something, you go buy a bunch of decoys, waders, all that, and you're like, man, this sucks. I hate it.


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[Assistant] You're just out that money because you can't sell it for nothing. The depreciation on all that equipment is worse than a car.


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[Assistant] Like, you pay $60 for a dozen of decoys, you sell them, you gonna get 20 maybe. If you're lucky. And you had to buy weights and strings and a bag and like, it's just, just hire it done the first time.


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[Assistant] And then, make your own determination. Do you like this or not? And if you do,


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[Assistant] I was already a head, so I was double a head.


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[Assistant] Oh wait a minute, I'll tell you. Okay. Go to an event and look for your duck calls and they're not there.


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[Assistant] I just answered the phone and preached the gospel to him. That's what you do.


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[Assistant] He can see Adam and us at the same time.


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[Assistant] That's why he is God and I am not.


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[Assistant] That's what I can eat crawfish. Can you? I want some crawfish. We'll go get you some crawfish. It's that time of year. They're cheap.


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[Assistant] Does it have a count, uh, I mean an expiration date? It's already expired. For sure.


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[Assistant] I get, I used to pick up cow pies and throw them at people.


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[Assistant] I don't recollect when they told me to come back. Well you might want to check. It's probably been ten years since I had it. It's time.


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[Assistant] I don't have to check to see if I got no pain, let's see. Nope, not hurting.


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[Assistant] I have been in absolute silence at my house for the past four days. What happened? The wife, the kids, they going to the beach. Spring break. Can I come to your house? You can hear a pin drop. So I just sit there.


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[Assistant] And now I know what it's gonna be like when them kids leave the house. And I gotta say, it's pretty nice.


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[Assistant] Well, Phil goes where the old women aren't. That's what he does.


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[Assistant] If they're in the house, he goes to the duck, to the woods. If they're, if they're gone, he'll go back to the house, but very rarely are they there together. And now I know why.


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[Assistant] The man broke his back and was in pain. He was in so much pain. He was throwing up and would not sit at the house because in his words, those old women are still there.


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[Assistant] He told us one day, he said, I'd rather be here in pain than be at the house in pain, listening to old women talk on the phone.


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[Assistant] That sounds awesome. Well, I only did that for about 30 minutes. But I just, I was just listening to nothing.


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[Assistant] Because I wanted you to be more athletic.


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[Assistant] You take it every morning? Every morning. First thing, as soon as you wake up.


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[Assistant] My blood pressure has gone down since I've been on it.


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[Assistant] Did, did y'all, y'all were, I'm sure you were, that mountain man had a real radio show. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] So if you, if you, if you see a woman that's left handed and her forehead sticks out past her nose, that's a surefire sign right there.


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[Assistant] The old Uncle Si duck call, which was the worst sounding one we ever did.


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[Assistant] Secure with thumb and index finger.


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[Assistant] This is the wedge. Lay that on top of the reed.


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[Assistant] Speaking of scissor lift, I saw a video the other day of a guy running from the cops in a scissor lift, going down the highway.


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[Assistant] I sent it to you, boy. This is fantastic. But anyways, I show up to the warehouse over there and I look out back and Godwin has got his boat.


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[Assistant] And he got the, what's that boy's name? Old Daniel. He got him on the other side of the boat in his truck, which is a two-wheel drive slick tire.


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[Assistant] So God went up and tried to make a loop behind that building. And you see, when you see crawfish mounds everywhere, that's a sure fire sign. Don't drive off in the middle of that.


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[Assistant] They did with his boat hooked up. So he's stuck the boat stuck and then.


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[Assistant] Uh, Daniel got out there to pull the boat out. He unhooked the boat from the truck thinking if I will, if I can pull that boat out backwards.


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[Assistant] I can get out of here. Well guess what happened? He got stuck too. So you got truck, boat, truck. It's a pretty good visual. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] If he'd hit that pipe, they'd never know what would happen.


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[Assistant] Hey, I got, I got one request before you read the Bible verse. Can I get a five gallon bucket full of that W sauce?


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[Assistant] That's it. So it got busted open. The gift fell out.


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[Assistant] I'll say this though, mine never hit the freezer. I ate them all. And I'll say this, they sent us a free one, I've already ordered another one. Because here's the deal, you can either choose to hit fast food and get you some french fries and some fried chicken at lunch, and it's gonna cost you $15 these days.


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[Assistant] And it'll kill ya. Or, with our friends at Factor, cause they're my friends now, cause...


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[Assistant] You get some grilled chicken and some vegetables and it's really good and it's cheaper than the drive-thru and you save time, you save money.


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[Assistant] Whenever I moved off to college, they were like, nah, keep score for you. And I was like, not back at home. You got to do that yourself.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure Bolin was the only class Willie actually ever took in college.


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[Assistant] Now he's spinning. Now the coolest bowling alley I've ever been to had a speedometer.


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[Assistant] Alright, look, it's still the new year, you're still trying to figure out what can I do better this year, and we've got a perfect product for you to start taking. It's called Athletic Greens. Old Christian Huff got us turned on to them. They're fantastic, they're easy to use, they cost not a lot of money, and they make you feel better.


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[Assistant] One scoop in the morning, boom, shake it up in some water, down that stuff. And when you do that, you're absorbing 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole food source, superfoods, probiotics, and adaptogens to help you start your day right. And if you're not a scientist like me,


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[Assistant] That's, here's what that's going to do for you. It's going to support your gut health, your nervous system, your immune system, your energy, your recovery, your focus, and aging, Si.


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[Assistant] That's all the things right there. So look. Why would you go with all this other junk when you can get it in one? One scoop in the morning. That's it. And you're done.


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[Assistant] Right there and like I said earlier, it doesn't cost a lot. You're already drinking a cup of coffee or something else in the morning and that's going to cost you more than this is, but this right here is going to make you feel better. It's going to arm your immune system and it's cold and flu season, so you're going to want that.


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[Assistant] Professional athletes use it. Seven thousand five star reviews. It's just a really good product that's gonna make you feel good. So right now it's time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient daily nutrition.


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[Assistant] It's just one scoop in a cup of water every day, that's it. No need for all the different pills and supplements to look out for your health. And so to make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a free one year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five free travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com slash duck. Again, that's athleticgreens.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance.


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[Assistant] I got in the habit of trying to go home for lunch. For like a week.


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[Assistant] She was like, what's happening? I said, well, you were saying you were cooking lunch, but you're warming me up. She was like, no, no.


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[Assistant] But he calls the baitcaster an open face and I was like, you can use this. He goes, nah, backlash it.


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[Assistant] But look, I thought my dad was gonna kill me. I said, this is it. Like, I'm grounded, he's gonna whoop me. And he looked at me and said, is he making fun of you? I said, yes. He goes, did you try and walk away? I said, a couple times. He said, well,


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[Assistant] Wait, Icebox was on Dallas Cowboys at the end of that movie? No. It was- What was the girl's name?


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[Assistant] Alright, so Charles from North, I just want to give Charles a shout out. Northwest Arkansas, he's currently stationed in South Korea.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and it's been a bit rough. He says he got to catch the beginning of teal season.


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[Assistant] But all of his friends back home in Northwest Arkansas are just slaying the ducks. But he said one thing that made him feel like home in the middle of January in Korea, the Christmas tree cakes show.


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[Assistant] But I'm interested in hearing Sy's take on this. He's learned on this Air Force base that there are green heads and pheasants on the runway and there's a program to shoot them.


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[Assistant] I mean, there it is. That's not even a good one. How's that not a good one?


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[Assistant] There was one other that somebody sent me that's clearly a dog. If you look at that. It's a Black Panther for those listening.


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[Assistant] Well, this is right below St. Louis, so they might not have... Right, it's Missouri. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] The homeowner was taking her pet out for a bathroom break and she saw it. They measured the footprints. And where are those at?


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[Assistant] No, I didn't know, Pat. Unless Joe Exotic or Carole Baskin, or Carole Baskin's husband who's alive. You see that? They found him. He's in Costa Rica, hiding from Carole Baskin. Anyway, that's neither here nor there.


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[Assistant] I wish I could find this email, but if I google.


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[Assistant] The waitress told his wife that medium plus was a real thing. It is real.


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[Assistant] Some sense of actual reality and let's get out of here. Well, Black Panthers are real. But there's something, there's an important lesson here. Be bold about what you believe.


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[Assistant] They went out a few times and then, but they didn't hit it off and then later he asked me out.


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[Assistant] I like the fact that Brittany and Christine aren't here to have to disclose all this information.


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[Assistant] And she saw Si and said, he's a good guy.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just the whole house is his laundry basket. I mean, he comes in and he takes off his shoes and then his, his hoodie's on this chair and then he walks in and he goes, takes a shower and the hamper's here and the towel's here and then his clothes are over here. Man, I feel like I'm listening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he'll say if it's on the floor, I might wear it again. I said, oh, so every.


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[Assistant] I know what he wants. Well, he wants if it was any meal it would be. Beef tits, with gravy.


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[Assistant] 34 year, 35 years together. And I was like, don't ever do that again.


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[Assistant] It was so strange to see him without any facial hair whatsoever.


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[Assistant] I can tell you the one or two times John ever surprised me on anything was on our tent.


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[Assistant] Surprise and her doing, but this time he, he completely fooled me. He had a scavenger hunt, like gift opening.


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[Assistant] And the next one led to the next one and the final clue was that he had already booked


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[Assistant] And paid for us to go on a cruise, which we'd never done in our life.


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[Assistant] With my bosses for the time he booked a week cruise. Wow. So I have to say that was pretty cool.


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[Assistant] He's not a sit on the beach in the sun kind of guy. We kayak, we snorkel, we squeeze scuba dive, we do stuff.


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[Assistant] I think age is not so much a number, but a maturity level.


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[Assistant] And if you figure out you can't live without the person, then it's time to do something about it.


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[Assistant] Well, we went to counseling because we were having trouble understanding what the other one was trying to say and I told the counselor what I was trying to say and the counselor turned around and told you the same thing I just said. He said, why didn't she just say that? And I'm like, I just said that.


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[Assistant] The counselor told me it was my tongue. So I was saying the same thing he was saying, but with an attitude.


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[Assistant] He heard that tone and he quit listening to me.


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[Assistant] He suggested that if it's something serious, not every day, but very serious, like it had to be serious to leave a note to tell him so that.


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[Assistant] Not criticize him, start with something positive and then just say, look, this has bothered me. And that way he doesn't hear the tone and turn it off.


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[Assistant] So I very, I left very few notes. It wasn't a lot of notes. But if it was something I really needed him to hear, I left a note.


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[Assistant] And so we were like, okay, we gotta, so we had to do a recheck and come back in, go to counseling.


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[Assistant] Figure out some things, you know, I got mad one time. I'm like, I'm sleeping on the couch. I'm going to show him, you know, I'm going to go sleep on the couch. He come in there, the wisest thing he ever did without even knowing it.


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[Assistant] He did before BC, before crisis, before he obeyed the gospel, but he knew. He'd come in there and said, get off the couch. You'll never sleep. Not in my bed.


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[Assistant] When we're angry, you're going to wake up in the morning next to me. We are not sleeping apart because of anger.


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[Assistant] And so that said a president. He didn't even realize it, but it set a tone like, okay, now no matter what.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but when you sleep separate, stay separate, then that division,


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[Assistant] After a while you don't even remember what you are anymore to begin with.


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[Assistant] Thirty-five, thirty-five, and then a little fill going down.


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[Assistant] Well, she started out with just a little bit of red on. By the time she finished, okay, you know, and I was just rolled up in a big red, you know, one of them things they put cover a football field with.


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[Assistant] Hey, wait a minute, I don't know, I don't know, because I told everybody, I said, I said, hey, is Beyonce pregnant again? Is that who it was?


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[Assistant] Rohan, whatever. Hey, anyway, the woman I did notice, I asked the question, I said, hey, she looks like, look at her belly. I think she's, she's with child. You never say that.


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[Assistant] I'm living proof that God the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit are alive and well and doing the most amazing things with the most unlikely people. Yours truly.


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[Assistant] I bet you, I bet you could cover a marshmallow with W-salt and it'd be good.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know that cause I was thinking about sticking it in a bottle of sauce and then... A marshmallow? Yea, and then kept it on fire and blown out and kept eating.


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[Assistant] Why would you fix that? I put the whammy on the eagles.


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[Assistant] Cause someone at Al's house had brought some brownies and they had the eagle brownies and the, uh, cheap brownies and I ate the eagle brownies. So that puts a weight on them. That's why they didn't win.


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[Assistant] Now you know the reason why JD, I whammied him. With a brownie. With a little, uh, whatever. I didn't know this was possible.


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[Assistant] Crunchy brownies? Yeah, it was some kind of sprinkly stuff that she made the eagle out of.


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[Assistant] Doug, I just took a swallow of tea. Wrong, wrong bad timing.


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[Assistant] No, no, every time he was upgrading, it was like a six pounder, four or two.


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[Assistant] That, that, and spinner baits. He used a lot of spinner baits a lot of times.


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[Assistant] I fished in Mississippi with Eli's first name, I think. I can't remember his other name. Manny? No, not football. This guy's bass fisher. We use that, we use that, what I call the Umbarella bait. It's about six baits.


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[Assistant] And, and my buddy, my buddy was in the boat with us. He caught, he come in at four, weighed four each. So he had what?


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[Assistant] He's like an old Elordell doll. He may not look much.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeah, if you got the one that's got like a band on it where you just put them in there, it's a band under your foot.


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[Assistant] No, it ain't aggravating. It keeps it from going up to your knee.


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[Assistant] Well hey, it don't need to be flat for you. Your feet are flat.


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[Assistant] He aced it. And that kinda makes you feel good, dog. When you know something's made just for you. I don't wanna sleep on Silas' mattress. And you can't sleep on my mattress. Y'all can all sleep on mine.


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[Assistant] No, I ain't sleeping on yours either.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but not only was there a bunch of mallards, there was whistling ducks.


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[Assistant] There must have been a hundred of them jokers there. Cause they just kept getting up and I thought, lookie here.


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[Assistant] That's the thing that gets me. We never see them down there on Phil's property. I think we may have seen one or two. It was a hundred on that pond over at Phil's house.


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[Assistant] Well, he's got a sign at his house or he used to at the old place.


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[Assistant] No, oh, that's right, it was Jack Jack Deuce. No. Okay, so Philip Betts. Okay.


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[Assistant] I wasn't in this one, but anyway, when they get down to it and they have to show the card, you know, nerds say, well, I thought Phillip had a Jack and that don't mean, but you know, and you might, you, you didn't have nothing to tell them with that. Well, I said, yeah, but I.


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[Assistant] You don't know. My favorite hand is Jack Deuce. Guess what? I've got in my hand and turns it over. You know, and he won about $4,000 pots.


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[Assistant] Okay, it ain't, it ain't giving. Okay, it's alone.


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[Assistant] But anyway, I'd run up and got up to 1,800, so I was doing good and I was going, I needed 800 more to break even.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I'm trying to hit, hit a card and then win 800. Well, it didn't happen.


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[Assistant] No, no, so I bought another 500, so I owe him a thousand, you know, at the end of the night, you know, but we all had a good time.


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[Assistant] Oh no, the last, every time I play, when I walk in, I say, hey, all of y'all are so sick and I'm right there with you. I said, because I keep playing with you idiots.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of things that, you know, that you can get into, you know. That's just one of my bases.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, they're trying to do it to put him in place.


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[Assistant] I'll tell y'all about, uh, one was in my air conditioner. And then after that, I'd wake up in the middle of the night and need to go use the restroom. And I said, nope, can't do it. He's down there waiting on me, laying. He's cold up right under my bed. He's going to pop me when I stick my foot in.


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[Assistant] Here's something. No, I pronounce you man and wife. What do you do? No, no, I was thinking to myself, did I just really do this?


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[Assistant] Especially when you and mama are trying to have a good time and you hear them with a fork out there trying to unlock the door.


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[Assistant] What's up? 200 episodes. So you got the two bosses in who literally had the initial meeting to have this podcast.


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[Assistant] I am pleasantly and awesomely, uh, I won't say surprised, I was just, I didn't realize you guys have done an unbelievable job. This has been super cool and interesting. I've been on a couple of times.


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[Assistant] Martin had twins. Martin has twins. That's more weight. More weight added to the family. Martin was huge and now he's smaller.


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[Assistant] 200 episodes, did y'all do a highlight of like the best of 200, like what were the top stories of


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[Assistant] From the, uh, CEO of Duck Commander, I want to say congratulations for 200 episodes. Way to go. This is awesome. Uh, this is the, this is the original room, uh, on Duck Dynasty where the duck calls were.


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[Assistant] Two hundred episodes is awesome. Fifty years of Duck Commander, we're also celebrating that. And I believe it is ten years of Duck Dynasty.


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[Assistant] Well, I wanna hear that story, I wanna hear that whole story shortly.


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[Assistant] Wait a minute, tonight is the Dark Commander Christmas party? Yeaah. I thought it was the 50th anniversary party.


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[Assistant] So I haven't, I don't, yeah, I don't know. Usually it's something nice, but I can't.


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[Assistant] Okay, I didn't realize tonight was the Duck Commander. I thought it was the whole anniversary and tour and all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] What if the golf course would have offered him just a buttload more money to stay?


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[Assistant] About how much money I made on the golf course. Oh yeaah, I definitely made some money on the golf course. And yeaah, we used to go look for balls.


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[Assistant] So he was, he was Bill Murray on Caddyshack. The redneck version. The redneck version of Bill Murray.


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[Assistant] How many fingers am I holding? How many fingers am I holding? No, I'm holding up one.


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[Assistant] I did, but no one showed up. Yeah. Well, yeah, he had them.


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[Assistant] Outside of that, no, they weren't getting together.


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[Assistant] K shows up. K shows up. Uh, Jayce, does he show up? I say no.


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[Assistant] I think he has something going on. Somebody has something. No way, miss. Christmas week. Nobody's got anything going on.


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[Assistant] 2003, uhm, is when I came in. Other, uhm, but in the early stages there wasn't many people.