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[Assistant] I know it's just me, but when I listen to country music, which is rare, it's old timey country music.


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[Assistant] Maybe Cyrus, I don't know. Are y'all gonna let him tell us what he was listening to?


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[Assistant] Look at these characters. They're the best. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Oh, they're playing the space. You know.


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[Assistant] To get to the real deal. Si is going to deer hunting with Willie this evening.


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[Assistant] He's, he's on record as saying, you know, Si passed on a nice buck. Oh yeaah. Oh no, that's the only thing I heard from him. Last week? Yeaah, during the veterans week. We hadn't heard that. Oh no, look.


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[Assistant] I had to, of course, everything that happens in the deer woods, I got to tell Willie cause he's my boss. Cause if he finds out that I don't tell him something that I know.


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[Assistant] I get in trouble. So I gotta tell him everything. You don't keep figures from the ball. So I said, well, Sy passed on, we call him DT because he had a drop tie last year. He's the biggest rack buck we have in the woods. On the woods. And Sy, and Willie's, you know what Willie said?


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[Assistant] He said, if I see him, I ain't passing on him. Then I'm going to call Cy as soon as I kill him.


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[Assistant] All right, so this evening I'm going to put y'all in the same place that me, you and bullfrog sat the other day.


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[Assistant] So let me tell the story behind this book. It's what we call big red. He's got a bright red coat. Beautiful, dear.


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[Assistant] And he's huge with me inside. I've been watching him for two years.


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[Assistant] And last year he was, last year he was, he was a bull.


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[Assistant] For North Louisiana deer, you know, he's really good deer. And uh, Si passed on him last year, said, let him grow another year. Well, guess what? He grew about 30 inches. Ooh.


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[Assistant] So this is his peak, he's five and a half year old this year. And in Louisiana, a five and a half year old buck is at his prime. So he walks up, he's ready and I give BK the green light. And, uh, when she shot that deer fell over all four legs, stiff. So we're filming, Mac's filming it.


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[Assistant] Si's hugging her, she's smiling, you know, it was about three minutes later.


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[Assistant] We look up and that deer is standing up.


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[Assistant] He wasn't ready. He ran, uh, so he go. It's like, it came back to life.


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[Assistant] Yep. And she, I mean, she's very, a very good shot, but in this case, the deer had his butt torches for about six minutes.


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[Assistant] Turn back, which I thought was pretty close to broadside, if not broadside. Turns out, looking at the footage, it was a little bit quartered. And, uh, she was lit, she pulled her shot to the right a little bit and it went through that neck roast.


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[Assistant] Kinetic energy. It just hit, it shocked, literally shocked it into temporary paralysis and it laid there for three minutes. And then all of a sudden got its wits back and.


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[Assistant] We waited an hour, I get down, look, no blood, no nothing. Nothing.


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[Assistant] She almost scared it to death. Then three hours later called the most famous dog, uh, deer dog man in North Louisiana. And we tracked it for about a mile.


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[Assistant] And that dog was, who was something else, I think. And, uh, we got about a mile into the bowels of the neighbors over there and that dog stopped and turned around and looked at its owner. And, uh, old Gary, he looked at me and said, Jay, this dog's telling me there ain't nothing wrong with this deer.


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[Assistant] Willie said he's looking forward to you hunting with him this evening and shooting that buck you passed on.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something about Jace. You know, we've been friends 20 something years. He is the best.


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[Assistant] The, no doubt about it, the best in the world at slipping up on stuff. There's nobody better. We call him, we call him the stilker. It's not a, it's not a stalk, it's a stilk.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I'm pretty excited. Me and Sire are going to South Dakota here in a couple of weeks.


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[Assistant] We're hooking up with Camp Valor Outdoors, which is a nonprofit that takes wounded veterans on hunts and fishing trips.


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[Assistant] And, uh, helps some of those guys get acclimated to civilian life. And, um, it's a good deal. So we're, we're going to go do a little pheasant hunt and try to raise some money for them. So if you're interested in helping check out Camp Valor Outdoors, they're on Facebook. They have a webpage and I'm sure.


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[Assistant] They'll be happy to accept any donations that you could help them out with. It's a really, really good cause. Uh, but we're going on a pheasant hunt.


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[Assistant] You know, I heard there's going to be another special guest there.


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[Assistant] They took a picture. I don't believe it. I was just staring at you the whole time.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a good segue because me and si were driving out the other day out of the woods.


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[Assistant] What we see. And I saw. I hate to say this. I don't want to say it.


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[Assistant] I thought it, when I first saw it, I thought it was a coyote. Oh.


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[Assistant] I thought it was cow, but then we got, it stood there for about two seconds. And I thought, my instinct was that's cat.


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[Assistant] Alright, this is one way- And then I saw a tail.


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[Assistant] Go off in the ticket. And I thought, there ain't no way.


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[Assistant] But, but, and that was, I would say right before you get to the gate, go into the lair.


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[Assistant] First car pass gate. So I go up the two days later, I show up at the, at the lair where we keep all our stuff. And I look out on, on the steps of where old Dan sleeps and there's this big gray Tomcat.


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[Assistant] And look. This is a big cat though. One of those big tabby cats. One of them big ones. He's big.


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[Assistant] Is when I'm right with you and we say something unidentified, we just look at it and talk about it.


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[Assistant] When I'm riding with your brother and we see something's unidentified, the bullets start flying.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't let me take the pistol. Uh, I was, me and Phil pulled up to the privado one day and this grass is neck tall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's great. You were there too. Something takes off running through the grass. I mean, who knows what it is, you know?


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[Assistant] And the beavers wreak havoc on us. We're trying to save our trees and we're fighting beavers every day.


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[Assistant] In his mind, everything's a beaver. So yeah, I bet you that was a beaver. I'm like, well, what if it was a small child?


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[Assistant] Cause one time I brought over some, uh, something for Al and I went up to the country kitchen.


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[Assistant] And when I turned around, there was Phil standing there with his AR15 pointed at me and he said, what about it?


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[Assistant] So what about the time that, uh, this was what 15, 20 years ago, they were Doug cutting in Washington.


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[Assistant] Standing at some ratty motel. Yeah. And, uh, Phil's in there with his long handles on, with his shotgun in his lap. They were all sleeping on the floor.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a good question. It took a few years to get that lined out because my wife, before we got married, she just came out and said it, I'm not going to cook.


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[Assistant] And you know, and I, I thought about the good far outweighed that so.


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[Assistant] What it comes down to is you have got to plan ahead if you're running low on time. Um, and I run into the same situation. So I like to cook big meats.


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[Assistant] That could make more than one meal, preferably two, three, four meals down the road. So say you smoke your brisket. Well, the next day I still eat sliced brisket. Well, after that, that turns into a pulled brisket sandwich, which can also turn into some.


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[Assistant] Pulled brisket with scrambled eggs, which is delicious by the way. And you know, just something like that will last you pretty much all week. Same thing with ribs.


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[Assistant] Just just, you know, if you get into it, get into cooking, um, you need to.


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[Assistant] But turn those big meats into other meals. That's just the way I do it.


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[Assistant] That's what my wife does. So it's a trade. You know, we had kids, she can't handle the pukes.


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[Assistant] That's a really good trade. Because the poop happened every day. The puke happened like once a month. So that was a real good trade for me.


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[Assistant] You know, she washes dishes. She does grocery shopping. I do the cooking, you know.


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[Assistant] Another thing you can do, I'd like to clean while I cook, you know, I'll, I'll use a bowl and then I'll rest it out before it sticks to the bowl.


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[Assistant] That pain, and you know, if you're pressed for time, you got your own business, just learn how to smoke meats. You know, you throw the meat on a smoke and walk away from it.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Let it go. Go. Do your job. Why you, why you're cooking.


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[Assistant] I'm going to put the tenderloin on, take them to the deer stand, come back, get everything else ready and have it timed to when they get back, it's time to eat.


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[Assistant] And we're back da-da-da-da-da from outer space. Outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that-that look upon your face. I should've changed as hell like I should've made you leave your key.


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[Assistant] Fight a gnome for just one second, side would be back to bother me.


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[Assistant] I've always just wanted, like, to live my life like a Disney movie for like three days, and then like every time something happened, like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Look at the window, there's a door!


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[Assistant] That's true. Speaking of salads, I just did Christian's podcast and you know, it's about working out and being healthy and which isn't.


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[Assistant] Technically my bang zone. And I felt, I felt naked over there. Cause there wasn't like a computer or a desk to hide behind and no Captain America sitting beside me. So I, I moved a lot, like trying to hide the stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was like I was on naked and afraid over there sitting next to Captain America. I'm naked and afraid.


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[Assistant] He offered a large sum of money because he thought it'd be hilarious if I was on it. Let me tell you.


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[Assistant] And then he was like, well that's just what you get paid to go on there. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's probably not true, so I'm not.


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[Assistant] I haven't watched a lot of it cause it kinda makes me uncomfortable. Uhm, but the one I watched, I was like, I could do that. He just like made a hammock and said, come pick me up in 21 days boys.


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[Assistant] Got a rock and dug some dirt and he just sat there for 21 days, which I feel like I'd excel at. He called dirt a hammock.


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[Assistant] And you can cook stuff. Where are they at when they do this? They do it all over. Now, if it was cold, ya boy, long gone.


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[Assistant] Unless I guess you're already really skinny. You take stuff we? You get like one thing. Quick! One thing. Naked and afraid. What are you taking? I already called a pot.


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[Assistant] I think, no, somebody's with, which is weird, right?


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[Assistant] Damn it. I don't know nothing about it. They literally just drop you off, give you like a knife. If that's what your thing is and say, we'll be back in 21 days, but you know, not to be the guy that says reality TV, considering the fact we're sitting in a duck call room, but you know, there's camera man there. So, I mean, they probably got cliff park and stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm not tough enough, but I'm dumb enough and prideful enough to try.


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[Assistant] And look, this thing, when I made this thing, I said, we're gonna make this thing nice.


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[Assistant] And this zipper, this thing is the ni- it's not that little crappy zipper that's gonna break in no day. It's legit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then I would, like I said, here's the deal, give me the miserable shift on all of our kids, or the second two. I said, give me them two.


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[Assistant] And that way I could stay up or I could go to bed. Like I just had to wake up at one time.


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[Assistant] But I took the miserable shift. And so then one night I stayed up too late, fell asleep for like 30 minutes. Well then here it's time for the miserable shift. So I wake up.


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[Assistant] Go, I changed the diaper, swaddle him back up. Martin, if you ever need a professional swaddler. A swaddler.


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[Assistant] That's it. Is that the ones with the Velcro? Yea, just like a sock.


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[Assistant] So we had the Velcro, but I mean I could-


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[Assistant] I turned my kids into footballs, like hard as a rock, you could throw them wherever you wanted.


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[Assistant] And so then we had a chair in Ben's room, I'm feeding him, and I'm, yeaah, I'm struggling.


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[Assistant] He's sucking that bottle down and then I fell asleep and he's.


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[Assistant] He's just, he's still eating. And he started rolling. I woke up and he's standing up, but he on the ground and just boom, out of the chair onto the carpet floors. And I was like,


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[Assistant] And it was like, I can't. And I was like, perfect. That's right. I can't. Just don't. Ever. That's right.


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[Assistant] That's all. So then I picked him up and he asked like, why are you so fussed?


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[Assistant] Man, I got a lot of twins in my family, I just realized, I'm glad I, no offense, I'm glad I didn't have a, uh, they, uh, she, they had a rule, they're like 18 now or something, maybe not, they're in high school, but their rule was nothing we say counts between like 12 a.m. and 6 a.m. because it got, apparently it got kind of rude.


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[Assistant] I'm going Friday. Friday? Yeah. To take a nap in the stand or you actually gonna kill something? Sleep.


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[Assistant] The team looked it up. Stone saw Black Panther. Fist bump. Where at? On Fields property.


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[Assistant] I, I, we're just reporting what Stone told me and Cy.


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[Assistant] And if Stone's on our side, we might win a fight, but I just can't believe Stone was...


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[Assistant] He kinda backtracked and said it was, you know, Dan the butler's...


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[Assistant] But look, I'm just going to prove this point. You said that was on State Line Road at Johnson City.


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[Assistant] Look, right there. Look at all them woods. Ain't no way it's all been explored.


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[Assistant] Christmas. We're decorating already, baby. Cause Christmas rules. But you know what's scary? Whenever you run in a retail shop and you got all the stuff to do, like I'm sure Duck Commander, I'm going to run out of time. Or am I?


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[Assistant] Yep, and you need it because, look, times are tight.


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[Assistant] You're running out of it. Before Christmas. So save yourself some time. Cause you got a shot.


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[Assistant] I'm going to give you three choices by subject line alone. We've got church.


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[Assistant] Relationship advice. Okay. And I made my girlfriend cry dot dot dot help.


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[Assistant] I made my girlfriend cry about what? The subject line is I made my girlfriend cry, dot dot dot.


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[Assistant] This is Clay from Kentucky. Clay from Kentucky.


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[Assistant] Clay from Kentucky. Oh boy, making girls cry. Look, he lives in the country, they got a mice problem. So my family got some outdoor-only cats to help.


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[Assistant] Alright, we have cat food out to keep them around, not much, just a little, as I'm sure you all know.


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[Assistant] Everything's real expensive these days, even cat food. Anyways.


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[Assistant] Recently a lot of possums have been helping themselves to the cat food. To the cat food. Oh yeaah. After a few failed attempts, I grabbed my 20 gauge, shout out to Cy, and smoked one at three yards with my turkey choke in. Hashtag dropped em.


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[Assistant] I'm a murderer for killing the innocent possum. So he's got two questions. Would you kill the possum? Number two, am I an animal murderer?


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[Assistant] Clay from Kentucky, PS, Black Panthers are real. There you go.


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[Assistant] So one time a possum was messing with my dog and I kept shooting at him and missed, then I got a softball. I didn't miss with that, I drilled him.


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[Assistant] In the backyard, I walk out, my dog's going nuts, and he's a bastard, and he's just jumping up and down on it. I said, oh no, this is a problem.


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[Assistant] And then I walk up and I'm looking at this possum and I'm like, I'm about to pick this thing up and go throw it in the woods, right? Cause I mean, it's dead. But then I said, what if it's playing possum? And I'm going to pick it up and it's going to go.


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[Assistant] That's why I chased him. He was, I said, I took off and I was going to kick the fire out of him.


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[Assistant] I think this one's probably an easy answer, but it's also kind of deep. I like it easy. Mr. No idea. GL.


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[Assistant] Problem is, tournaments are on weekends, which includes some Sundays. We go to church every Sunday and Wednesday night. Good thing. But my church feels that baseball isn't a good reason to miss church. Thoughts?


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[Assistant] And here is the truth of the batter. Here's the, here's where the rubber meets the road. Rubber meets the road. If your kid sees that baseball is more important than Jesus, he'll see that. Yeah. But if your kid sees that.


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[Assistant] Jesus is more important than baseball. He'll see that. And there's no correct answer. Hey, I've missed church for a Saints game. They lost. Shocker.


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[Assistant] It's very important that your kid sees what's most important in your life. If your kid thinks Little League's more important than Jesus, that's a problem.


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[Assistant] Some of them parents. That's crazy. Anyway, I think we're all in agreement.


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[Assistant] You can goo little egg, but you know what your priority is. All right. I got two verses for the possum killer. Here we go. Here we go, boy.


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[Assistant] This is that Bible verse, them people that made that last Jurassic world should have read. All right, Genesis 1, 26. Then God said, let us make mankind in our image and our likeness so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals and over all the creatures that move like a possum along the ground. We're in charge.


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[Assistant] Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel. You don't need to be cruel to animals just because you're in charge of them. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well. Okay, what do you think about these guys? Treasure hunt.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's pretty good. It gives them something to do.


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[Assistant] And most important place is Bernice, Louisiana.


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[Assistant] I remember somebody had robbed something maybe the late 1800s or something like that and buried it.


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[Assistant] A bunch of gold is hid close to a church. Somebody stole the money off the railroad and buried it.


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[Assistant] I'd like them to try it in Louisiana in the summertime.


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[Assistant] But mosquitoes don't leave until it actually gets really cold. Until the first frost. Yeah. Cause I've been squirrel hunting before and they literally ran me out of the woods.


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[Assistant] Not really the worst place I've ever had. Houston, Texas.


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[Assistant] I will, I'm not the, uh, cartoon character, the little kid.


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[Assistant] Hey, is it the kid, uh, Linus, Linus? Linus, yea. Linus. Hey, I'm gonna take a blanket with me. Y'all go out there and freeze your butt off all you want to. What if you're in the tropic?


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[Assistant] Martin brought up a good point and he admitted he's not tough enough.


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[Assistant] But, you really don't know, cause I've always said this on a lot of things.


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[Assistant] You really don't know how much you can take till you're actually put to the test. That's right.


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[Assistant] Now I want nobody to- Martin! You just got- I just seen a black link.


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[Assistant] We're rolling Canadian link. Oh, are we on that?


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[Assistant] What? Hey, I just, you know. Hey, I'll show it to the people. I thought it was a dog. Like you told me one of them snoggers. What is that? A Canadian black link.


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[Assistant] Very rare. Never been a picture of him before, now.


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[Assistant] I would say looking at him and I'm looking at him on JD's computer.


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[Assistant] You were having kids. When we was talking about it, he said, I hate to even say this. And he just, he said, I just seen a black cat with a big long black tail.


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[Assistant] You say the bob bob tailed up corners.


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[Assistant] A lot of Bobcat is not Bobcat. How long was the tail you seen on Bobcat? Longest tail. Takes about that long. I'll get out of here.


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[Assistant] No, no, hey, I'm too old to get in the fight. I'm too, I'm too tired to fight. I would do like they say on that, uh, the, uh, young Western guys, the Pony Express guys.


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[Assistant] When you run up on Indians, you don't stand in fact, you run.


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[Assistant] I got an analogy for you on that. What have we seen everything in the ocean?


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[Assistant] So hey, are you telling me that hey, there ain't no black cats hiding out there in them tickets?


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[Assistant] Oh no, hey, they've had guns cause I talked to a guy, he's seen two of them.


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[Assistant] The human race is stupid enough to put all one in cartoons.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, look, what's with the groans? No, no, look, look, hey, Junction City, Arkansas, Louisiana state.


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[Assistant] Ben on that except for a couple of curve. We come over the hill around the curve coming down and Hey, there's something black running across the road. So look, we come to just be stopped it.


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[Assistant] Big long tail. I mean a big one. This was a big male. Something I call Phil Robertson.


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[Assistant] No, no, I don't want it done that cause I come in from my army.


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[Assistant] I'm in the military. I take 30 days leave and come, you know, during hunting season.


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[Assistant] I brought a bunch of old army socks that I, before, old, you know, then gave them to Jay. So I gave him that stupid, uh, bombardier.


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[Assistant] That he used to wear all the time. Anyway, so look, he used to wear socks, army socks. Cause he could, he said, I can feel them little.


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[Assistant] Limbs, that if you have boots, you just crack it. When it cracks, it breaks, it cracks. He says, no, with them socks on, I can feel it.


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[Assistant] So look, he comes up there one night and he says, hey, come on, let's go score hunting. I found him. Now that's when I was living in the junk city.


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[Assistant] So we take off, go on the Arkansas Louisiana state line road. Okay. He pulls over, you know, we get out and he said, Oh, we're about 50 yards apart. I don't step in the woods. He said, Hey, Oh, I forgot to tell you. And I said, forgot to tell me what he said for every squirrel.


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[Assistant] There's at least 10 to 15 cotton mouse, smock guns, uh, you know, copperheads, whatever.


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[Assistant] Okay, there is a copperhead and two quarter muffins laying in like that and I started to walk around them.


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[Assistant] I think I've got about an hour to dark. I said, no, I'm gonna have to walk back through here when it's dark. Boom, boom, boom. Blow them threes head off.


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[Assistant] So look, I get a hundred yards in the woods. It's starting to get dark.


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[Assistant] So they had cut this woods, clear cut them, okay. Big pine tree stump on the edge of a hill for a creek run through. So look, I sit down and I keep turning y'all and every time I'm turning.


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[Assistant] Bark off that pine trees falling down into the creek.


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[Assistant] And I looked down, and just about two foot below me, coming up through the roots,


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[Assistant] It's about Congo, about as big as my bicep and about four foot long. So hey, I just jump up and say, hey, boom, get back down in the water where you belong.


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[Assistant] So look, I literally, right then I said, Hey, I better get out of the woods before it gets dark.


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[Assistant] So Phil's in the woods over there and he's done, you know, shot three boxes of shells.


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[Assistant] Yo, and he hears me, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.


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[Assistant] So I finally get to the road, okay, it's got dark and I see the headlights, he's already got the truck come up there.


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[Assistant] And he pulled up, yawned, he said, boy, you tore him up, didn't you? I said, yeaah. He said, how many did you kill? I said, well, I think I shot 27 times.


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[Assistant] And he said, well, if you got 27 squirrels. And I said, nah.


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[Assistant] I got 27 cotton mouths. He said, you were shooting snakes. And I said, you better believe it. And I said, Hey, next time you come here to con, don't even bother stopping at the house. I ain't going.


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[Assistant] Oh, the best one was when they hunted the migrating squirrels in Arkansas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've done that, I've seen that before. Hey, shoes on, shoes off. Ah, shoes off.


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[Assistant] Oh no, no, it was a, it was the last you listened to.


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[Assistant] He done run seven miles and shot four boxes of shotgun shells. Chasing them migrating squirrels.


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[Assistant] They all got to live and he said, Hey, we want migrating squirrels son. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, Hey, they never stopped.


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[Assistant] They just come through, running through the woods on the, on the ground, on the log, in the top of the tree. They never stop. And I said, oh, get out of here.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, like I said, I hear him, he done shot a box of shells running away from me, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm looking, you know, I ain't seen nothing yet, you know. Then all of a sudden there's a log laying over there, you know, and hey, three was just, just wide open down that log.


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[Assistant] Yo, let them go. Alright, here come five more. I finally said, well, hey, you gonna kill them, you gotta shoot them running, so.


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[Assistant] Okay, got one, got that one. Yo, I come up there and I had eight. I had my limit.


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[Assistant] Hey, Phil come walking up and he had 57.


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[Assistant] He had literally shoot his way out of hearing range.


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[Assistant] Yeah, on the run and look and hey, don't shoot him in the head, don't shoot him in the head. Miss Kay get mad. Well, I know, but that's when you shoot them out of her yard. Now she don't, she don't like me sitting on the back porch in a rocking chair and everyone's why you're here. The chair is stopping you here.


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[Assistant] The front porch and the, uh, the, what the, what they call it? The kitchen on top of the hill. Yeah. The cook shack. Yeah. The cook shack has got a porch on it too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's when we look, we're in there, I'm doing the reeds, they're all doing duck calls, and Jason is working on wood duck calls, and he, you know, and then I, next thing you do, he did it again, and a wood duck answered it.


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[Assistant] I said, I said Jake, hit it again. He did it.


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[Assistant] And there were two wood ducks sitting on the oak tree right beside our work shack. He had called them in from the river. They were flying down the river.


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[Assistant] Both of them come up here and lit on that oak tree and they was talking to each other. Jace would do it, they'd talk back. He'd do it again, they'd talk.


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[Assistant] You got that down Jack, I said because hey, you called two off of the river and they're sitting on that stupid oak and limb. If I had a 22, I'd kill both of them.


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[Assistant] We done got the wood duck call down to them.


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[Assistant] Oh, what the wood ducks? Oh, they're there. They're here. It's a great acre and crop this year. There's about a thousand down there on the lake and on the lane. We're good.


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[Assistant] At least y'all, at least y'all have something. That's a duck hunt right there if you got five people. Cause five times three is.


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[Assistant] Hey, Stone doesn't got it down to where you think you're eating ribeye.


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[Assistant] That's like one of the green wing tail. Just had twins, man. It took about two weeks to get them and then he grill 60 of them, 60 half breast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, everybody's coming back to him. Stone. Hi. Where's the, where's the duck wraps? He said, you bunch of pigs, you done eight 60. They ain't no more cook 60. Good case.


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[Assistant] Well, I got my own story on that. Mine wasn't possible and I didn't shoot them.


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[Assistant] But it's the three biggest coons I've ever seen in my life. Christine loves cat, my wife.


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[Assistant] And we got a whole bunch of them. The next door neighbor had about 20 cats that she had. Well, Christine was putting cat food out on the front porch. You know, and she said, cat grief. I said what? She said.


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[Assistant] I just bought that 50 pound bag of cat food yesterday, and it's gone.


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[Assistant] You know, and I said, well, you're feeding 25 cats, no wonder.


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[Assistant] So that night was sitting there and I heard a noise on the front porch and I turned the light on and I'm serious.


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[Assistant] These Coons, okay, a Coon normally weighs, oh, 15, 20 pounds. Might be a big one. No, this one might 80. Hey, oh no, 75. Three of them.


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[Assistant] I called them my Arnold Schwarzenegger Coons.


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[Assistant] And I said, baby, hey, you gotta, hey, quit buying that cat food. I said, this is dangerous.


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[Assistant] I said, hey, cuz them cat, them coons right there, a big one. Okay. So are you allowed to shoot them?


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[Assistant] Okay. My man needs help, he made his girlfriend cry. Quit making your girlfriend or your wife mad at you for shooting a possum.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's my advice to you. There's plenty of possums in this world. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Hey look, whoever owned the house before I bought it had cut a little hole to do something with the plumbing and all he had done was put a little door.


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[Assistant] My wife is using the restroom, the bathroom.


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[Assistant] She come walkin' out, she's half-sleep, okay. She says, hey, you need to do something about that rat in the bathroom.


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[Assistant] And then the rat, she said, what is this? It's a big ol' possum.


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[Assistant] And hey, it's far ain't worth nothing. Possums. 50T.


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[Assistant] God-fearing man. Yeah. Okay. Cause we said-


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[Assistant] Cannot top that one. But my kids, I've got two that are in Paris right now, they called me. And then I've got one in Palm Springs, he called me.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. So we went and picked Si up and we went down and ate a good meal with Miss Alice and uh, Flower General people and watched Si's new show and it was great and awesome and we loved it.


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[Assistant] Do y'all remember those, uh. At the train station. They were like trucks, Martin. They had huge tires and, and, and. The buggies?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but that's real talk. That was in some of my trainings in the past year.


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[Assistant] Well, you're definitely shorter. That point is not up for debate, but uhm. But we're back. We are back.


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[Assistant] Look, he, uh, for, for those of you that don't know him, and you wouldn't, well you wouldn't know this.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't get John David's reference if you weren't on the production schedule for the Duck Call Room Podcast.


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[Assistant] His slide at Cory was cause she was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago.


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[Assistant] She's your cousin, she's family. You can get away with a lot more than the rest of us can.


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[Assistant] And I mean, you made a reference to if somebody, you had to invite somebody somewhere to be on time and you got a million dollars if they were late or you died, if they were on time, you said the first person you invite was Corey.


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[Assistant] You know, but anyway, so we, we adapt and we overcome. We do have lots of employees here. So Jordan is somebody that needs to be on here because Jordan is the keeper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Jordan has spent his whole career, not whole career, but a lot of your career behind the lens, not in front of the lens. So you followed us around. You've, you've done.


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[Assistant] So many unspeakable things and listen, mainly listen to us on several mics and like, I don't know how you've kept it together as well as you have.


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[Assistant] He's only been here like a year. He ain't got many secrets. Oh, he been here too.


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[Assistant] Unless you're here after five working in this room, then there was not much left.


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[Assistant] They're tired. It's fun. I'm not tired. It's all in good fun.


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[Assistant] No, it's, it's good. Now Jordan and Jep did share an office together for a really long time. So you, you know Jep probably better than any other employee here for sure. Even his brother. Oh yeah. There's no doubt about that. So.


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[Assistant] Oh man. So you've, you've been here, how old are you? Jordan, you're, we're the same age, aren't we? Like 37?


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[Assistant] It's like being really late to a podcast or something. Ain't even show up.


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[Assistant] You got any idea how much you spend a month on subscription services?


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[Assistant] Is where our friends over at Rocket Money can come in and help you. Now look, you say in Rocket Money, didn't y'all just talk about one like this called True Bill?


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[Assistant] True Bill is now Rocket Money. You have to check out Rocket Money. They help manage and cancel subscriptions you don't need, won't, or simply forgot about with just a tap.


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[Assistant] If it sounds too familiar, that's because you've heard me talk about our favorite app, Truebill before, and I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Truebill is now backed by Rocket Companies and just changed their name to Rocket Money. You know what sounds cooler than Truebill? Rocket Money. Rockets! It's going to the sky, boys.


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[Assistant] Wow, well for one true bill has grown from a bill management app into a full-on personal finance empowerment tool that helps over 3.4 million people with budgeting, lowering bills, canceling subscriptions, and more, saving each of their members on average


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[Assistant] $700 a year. Who doesn't need $700 more a year?


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[Assistant] Bottom line, Rocket Money is everything that we've loved about True Bill, but with a fresh, new look and feel. Look, Johnny D.


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[Assistant] I'll just give you an example. Johnny D forgot that he paid to watch.


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[Assistant] High school football in Colorado, but I paid for it for three months in March and didn't want to watch but one game and the championship was in December.


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[Assistant] Rocket Money. See, that's what we're here to tell everybody. Look, start canceling your unused subscriptions and save money at rocketmoney.com slash duck. That's rocketmoney.com slash duck duck. Or you can download the app from the Apple App Store or the Google Play Store.


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[Assistant] Well, we can't, nobody knows who he is, but did y'all know Walter got engaged?


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[Assistant] Former employee. Former? You remember Walter.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad to know I'm not the only one. They see a couple of 37 year ho- 37 year olds with grey hair in there.


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[Assistant] It can't be a secret. One episode it was really light, the next one was really dark. It doesn't like, that doesn't just happen.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, you started here at 20. That's incredible.


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[Assistant] Kind of like I did, I just made myself an email here and then I was hired. So I'm pretty much. That's awesome. So you just, you hang around like the size point, you just show back up. Yeah. Show up again. All of a sudden you end up on payroll. 90% of the battle. I mean, you gotta, you gotta not cash your check for a few days, but you know, still end up on payroll.


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[Assistant] No, I do not miss, I do enjoy the fact that on Thursday nights I wake up Friday morning and I have a payment to my checking account.


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[Assistant] I went like three months with no pay, but that was me. I volunteered my services.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was working through school, everything was fine. I had plenty of money.


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[Assistant] Walmart, baby. Making sales, baby. That's awesome. Sales, baby, sales. Doing my thing. And, uh, yeah, no, I worked for like three months with no paycheck and then...


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[Assistant] I finally got one and then I was asked to hold it until like Tuesday, until the other check from Bass Pro cleared the bank so we could make payroll.


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[Assistant] What we really started working here for is because we loved it. It wasn't, it didn't have nothing to do with the pay or.


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[Assistant] Yep. I will say that. Well I got upgraded from the food because I started at the Brownlee house.


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[Assistant] Knocked down a fillin' cage, then I got moved to fillin' cage.


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[Assistant] That's how he got them in the line. That's how Godwin had it at Duck Commander 75. It was called Duck Commander Fitty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you started working down there it was because you were a captive audience.


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[Assistant] It's too far to come back town to get something to eat. So you ate whatever Kay had, and it was made with love and butter.


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[Assistant] But it was definitely made with love and butter. Real butter.


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[Assistant] I miss the days of like going down the land and I being on the motor grader, like fixing the roads.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Phil's method of fixing a pothole was just keep going wider, boys. Just spread it on out.


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[Assistant] That's back when you was busy. You didn't have all that time to file in your memory like you do now. Now you got a stone cold memory, which is incredible. But anything.


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[Assistant] He has a reasonable explanation for what he saw. There you go. Alright, we'll take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Jordan, you know Si is famous for Black Panthers.


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[Assistant] You do, but you make sure that you take the time to read the statement from the DNR about what it really is.


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[Assistant] But that's neither here nor there. So you've been down on Phil's land a lot.


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[Assistant] Have you ever videoed a large black cat of any kind or?


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[Assistant] That's what's up. Eagle eyes. That's good. That is good.


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[Assistant] Y'all have a rat problem out there at your old chicken coop? Oh no, we don't. Jordan raises chickens.


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[Assistant] The one we were talking about, and we've talked about it here, Si missed a buck deer several times in Texas. You, you were filming that. How, how do you recollect that going down? We've heard Si's version.


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[Assistant] Jordan, can you, you could probably get our man Hunter over there a little clip of this hunt, right? Oh yea. We can count the shot. Yeah, we can.


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[Assistant] They got it in a box and put milk on it? Yea, I'm just not a cereal guy. I don't know, for breakfast I'd rather have eggs. Like, I don't know, I love eggs.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Or I'll like boil like 15 or 20 of them start the week off and eat two for breakfast.


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[Assistant] Uh, egg shake, egg, something pod or something.


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[Assistant] As a non-family member of a family business, I don't really, I don't really glean a lot.


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[Assistant] I would talk to your dad. I mean, if you like working with your dad, there's a value you put on that.


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[Assistant] If you want to go to welding school too, that's a great skill to have.


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[Assistant] But so is building cabinets. There's a guy who's remodeling his house and just had to pay for cabinets.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but- But if your thoughts were, there's a little confusion in there. If your thoughts were, I'm gonna work here for two months and get a raise that probably-


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[Assistant] Like, he said I'm 24, just started here, been here a couple of months.


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[Assistant] You're also 24 and just starting, so. I mean, there's a lot of, a lot to unpack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe it is, maybe it was, but if you like doing it, I'd just talk to your dad. If you don't like doing it and you're telling, you're looking for us to give you advice to get out of there, then go.


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[Assistant] Oh buddy, come get yourself. Come get yourself. Whenever you want em.


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[Assistant] Nothing other than the USDA rescinded their order on not bringing animals back from Canada.


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[Assistant] I think finally Common Sense and Logic rolled on that one. Uh, but, yeaah, they did, so.


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[Assistant] Besides Truthsayer, Christine's back with us! Christine! Yo! How are ya?


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[Assistant] Six three. Not a chance. I'm six four.


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[Assistant] I ain't going to give you much more than that. But you used to be 6'3". Used to.


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[Assistant] But as soon as all your muscles got back to where they needed to be, you'd be about six foot.


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[Assistant] Well I know that that's a true thing that can happen because yesterday we killed an alligator.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Biggin'. Biggin'. Biggin'. And when we measured him first time, he was 12'8", just layin' on the ground.


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[Assistant] Well then we found out the way to measure them is to hang them so that everything relaxes. So you hang them, suspend them up in the air and then you measure them.


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[Assistant] And 13'2". Oh, he actually grew a foot and two inches. He grew six inches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was 12'8 on the ground and was 13'2, whenever. So he has six inches of stretch in it. That's a horse.


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[Assistant] That's, he's a big one. And the cool, uh, he weighed like 600 pounds, a little over 600. But he was poor because he should have been more than that. But what was cool is he was actually a released alligator from 1998.


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[Assistant] That's when he was released. Yea, he had toe tags in, so we were able to, uh, pop the toe tags.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about. 1998, that alligator was 20.


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[Assistant] He avoided us for 25 years, 24 years. 24 years, he...


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[Assistant] That's where we duck hunt. Yeah. I've been walking around that big rascal.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he was a biggin'. Look, he robbed our line three times before we caught him.


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[Assistant] I ain't saying, I'm not calling the rest of them mean. Oh, they are.


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[Assistant] I will, cause I'm one of them. Yeah, well you can. I still need a paycheck. So uhm, yeaah, I will. Very nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, very nice. Just not. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I've always had big ears. Take them headphones off. I guess I've never noticed. Oh, long ears.


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[Assistant] That's what happened here, you know, I mean like you poison whatever, coyotes or whatever.


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[Assistant] And then the eagle comes and lands to, to scaven.


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[Assistant] And then the eagle dead, and then the worms are dead.


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[Assistant] Let's take a break so Si can recover from his criticism and we'll be back right after.


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[Assistant] Which is the whole point of Helix's deal. You don't want a mattress built for somebody else. Mattresses ain't one size fits most. It's custom for everybody. All you have to do is get on their website, take a two minute quiz.


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[Assistant] They, they produce the results that you want and you need. It gets shipped to your door.


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[Assistant] Shows up. You ain't gotta go to a mattress store. You ain't gotta do none of that. You just cut it open and put it where you want it.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you, look, Sy, he's a firm guy, Jotty D, soft guy, I-


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[Assistant] My wife is soft and I'm firm, so we got medium. We compromised. We had to go somewhere in the middle for all of that. Look, it is a great thing.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for a mattress, take the quiz. Order the mattress that you're matched to. The mattress comes right to your door, shipped for free.


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[Assistant] Oh, the Helix is awesome, but you don't have to take our word for it. Look, Helix was awarded the number one best overall mattress pick of 2020 by GQ and Wired Magazine. Helix has been recommended by multiple leading chiropractors and doctors of sleep medicine.


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[Assistant] As a go-to solution for improving sleep, all you have to do is go to helixsleep.com slash duck


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[Assistant] Take their 2 minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.


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[Assistant] They even have a 10 year warranty and you get to try it out for 100 nights risk free. If you don't like it, they'll come get it, but don't worry, they ain't coming back to get it cause you're going to love it. Helix is offering up to $200 off right now, all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com slash duck. That's helixsleep.com slash duck.


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[Assistant] Are people getting like leg implants? Yes. To get taller?


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[Assistant] Do they want back problems? I know. I, I. Being tall is cool and all, but like.


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[Assistant] I can't believe a doctor- You can't fit a lot of places.


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[Assistant] The ideal somewhere for what we do is somewhere around 5'11 or 6'.


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[Assistant] Because you can fit anywhere then on things we do. Now me going duck hunting down there?


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[Assistant] No. I can't fit in them blinds. I gotta, I gotta lay like this. And then when I get in there, I sure can't stand up. So it's like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah! Heck yeaah. The last thing you want is longer legs. Like, unbelievable. But people are actually going and getting taller.


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[Assistant] Now I knew they did that for people that have like medical conditions. They'll break stuff and like make it look, just so you get to.


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[Assistant] Average. Yeaah. Not, not above average.


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[Assistant] Jurassic Park would be cool though. I'd go.


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[Assistant] See, but we had a little trial run Sunday. I'd make it to the hospital pretty quick.


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[Assistant] No, I did not, but I made a list of necessities if, if we end up in that kind of room again.


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[Assistant] I was, I was taking notes. I said, okay, here's what I need. Step one, pillow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my own, my very own pillow, but other than that, I can pretty much survive, but I got to have me a pillar.


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[Assistant] Oh, she got a whole list of stuff and, uh, uh, yeah, we filled up a bag for her.


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[Assistant] For her and them youngins, we got a, we got a big bag for them. Mine's just a backpack. I need a phone charger and a pillow.


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[Assistant] And I pretty well make it for a few days. I make it for a few days on that. But, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause there was babies being born apparently.


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[Assistant] When I go up there, I think, I probably will throw a bottle of this in my bag. The W salt. Just in case they end up with some chicken nuggets and I need something to dip it in.


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[Assistant] Probably. Unless he got a, unless he got a new backpack? Yes. These Robertsons are bad about hoarding packs of stuff. That man got 75 packs of lemon in his pocket right now. Guaranteed. He got a whole bushel of them. Oh no! We've upgraded to a bag!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to get tripped out when he'd take that real lemon juice and just go, and take a shot of it.


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[Assistant] But I don't know how many restaurants I've been to aside where he's like.


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[Assistant] Unsweetened tea and four lemons. They're like, four wedges? No, four lemons.


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[Assistant] The man loves acid. That's the only thing I can figure.


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[Assistant] The only thing harder than his stomach are his kidneys. I can assure you that. He's got a bulletproof lower plumbing section. I can assure you that.


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[Assistant] And a man can go four days without a BM. That's unbelievable. Eating that and doing that.


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[Assistant] I hate to tell you, when they put that rascal in there, it cut some stuff.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's good though. You're back. You're good. You look great today. I mean, every time I see you, you're looking a little better.


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[Assistant] Uh, you ain't even gonna have to have that QB no more. Well, let's uh, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Alright, for a little more relaxed version of where you can find this awesome product, Omega XL. Look, I'll tell you right now.


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[Assistant] My mom takes it every night now. My mom takes it all the time. You came up here the other day just to get some more. You made a special trip to drop me off a gift and get more makeup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so there you go. Look, it does work. Everybody's using it. We have users email us all the time and say how good it's been for them. Stone takes it. Look, if you got pain, inflammation,


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[Assistant] It can help you out there, ain't no doubt about it. Look, you can order Omega XL right now, get a second bottle for free.


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[Assistant] Not one, but two. Second one's free. All you have to do is visit omegaxl.com slash duck. That's omegaxl.com slash duck. Or call 1-800-844-48


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[Assistant] Little, little drummer boy. Do they make rubber forks and plates? Yea, they do. Oh, we're sacking, didn't you never hear?


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[Assistant] So Christine, would you describe them as hell's bells?


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[Assistant] You know, the rest of us are looking at it and we see less. Si looks at three, he sees a dozen. If it's in his lap, he says it goes across his chair. That is his personality in a nutshell.


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[Assistant] If you want to hear the music that he can make on the bells, go listen to a horse walking down the street with that thing of bells on. That's what it's going to sound like.


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[Assistant] So when you pass on and they go to play taps, you want it done on drums? On bongo bells?


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[Assistant] Well, I just didn't know if Cy wanted to remix. You know, he's got a vibrant personality.


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[Assistant] Well, I know those things are supposed to be celebrations of life, but boy, when you go, this world's gonna be a little bit darker. Well, I know one person.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Probably too. I'm sorry, it may come to mind. Especially if his house don't get thinned.


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[Assistant] Si loves to eat meat, he ain't gonna cook it, but if we cook it, he'll show up.


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[Assistant] They, they kill it. The stuff is so good and the reason it's so good is because Moink farmers farm like our grandparents did and as a result, Moink meat tastes like it should because the family farm just does it better.


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[Assistant] That's the cool part, you can be like, Missouri, Kentucky. Yeaah, that dagum Kansas chicken was fire.


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[Assistant] The Moink difference is a difference you can taste and you can feel good knowing you're helping family farms stay financially independent too. My favorite thing is you get to go in there and choose what you want.


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[Assistant] You want red buys this month? Okay, run them back, look.


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[Assistant] You trying to stay off the cow when I get on the pig? Get all the pig you want. Pork chops! You a chicken eater?


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[Assistant] All chicken. You want ground lamb? There you go.


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[Assistant] You're gonna love it. We love it. Look, Shark Tank host Kevin O'Leary called Moink's bacon the best bacon he's ever tasted. And Ring doorbell founder Jamie Simnoff jumped at the chance to invest in Moink. And they guarantee that you're gonna say, oink oink. I'm just so happy.


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[Assistant] There you go. And we know you're going to say the same thing once you try it. Keep American farming going by signing up at moinkbox.com slash duck right now. And listeners of this show get free.


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[Assistant] Filet mignon in every order for a year. That's one year of the best filet mignon you'll ever taste, but for a limited time.


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[Assistant] Spelled M-O-I-N-K box dot com slash.


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[Assistant] What do you define as normal? Amen. And then I want to hear what you've tried to do.


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[Assistant] What did you do for those 10 minutes? I want to see what normal looked like for 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] That's how you would describe your marriage, right? That's right.


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[Assistant] I guarantee you. Christine, do you feel the same way?


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[Assistant] For you folks that always email in asking for relationship advice, put that little section right there on repeat. Right there. That, that right there is what it takes.


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[Assistant] You boot? Okay, yeah, back to the boots. I'm sorry. I was just hoping for an old picture of the dragon jacket and him and boots and man, I'd love it. Strutting. Yes.


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[Assistant] In the Mohegan race. So if I'll get you some of them boots you're fine.


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[Assistant] Did you hunt with a major? Huh? Nope. Y'all never heard of that.


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[Assistant] Is it really an army story without a guy named Smitty? It really is.


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[Assistant] Cook it yourself. But she insists. Doesn't matter. You insist on doing something for her. That's what you do. Or, you know, Phil said...


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[Assistant] One of the things he taught me early on, he said, look, don't eat nothing bad.


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[Assistant] He said, you'll be eating it the rest of your life. He said, you gotta tell him. He said, you gotta tell him right then.


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[Assistant] He said, if you don't want to eat it the rest of your life, you got to tell them right then. I adopted that, but I softened it a little, you know, and I just said, Hey, how about you let me worry about that?


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[Assistant] You take care to rest and I'll do that.


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[Assistant] That is one of the finer things in life, a fried pork chop like that. With rice and gravy?


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[Assistant] What's the, what's the best thing, now that we own this, what's the best thing Miss Christine Cook, Si?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was just wondering if there was one like, you know, hey, it's going to happen tomorrow. I want my wife's.


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[Assistant] Just stand there naked when they open the door. See if they turn around and go out.


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[Assistant] Generally, a couple of times seeing somebody naked, you start knocking or you change your technique on that one. But, uh, but I just, the easy thing to me is time to move. Yeaah. Yeaah, I mean like.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. I know exactly what you're talking about. And treasured it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I miss it every day. Oh yeah. Even at 37.


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[Assistant] Amen. Christine, thank you so much for joining us.


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[Assistant] In the top two for sure. Yeah, and I just want to reiterate, there's always a chair for you. Whenever you want to come, you just show up. We got you. So we'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.


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[Assistant] It's very uncomfortable to do anything. I try- he had to help me tie my shoes this morning.


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[Assistant] He comes into the room and I'm just in his drawers.


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[Assistant] He is actually shy though, cause he's facing...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he won't. He, we couldn't get a picture of his face. He won't get his picture.


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[Assistant] Went swimmingly. We just had one child, one heartbeat. Perfect. It was great. The second ultrasound.


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[Assistant] That's why we're the ones that have the baby.


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[Assistant] She asked me, she said, did I have a hard time scanning you last time? And I was like, yeah, it was a little bit. She had, she had to...


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[Assistant] She said, well, the reason is you have two babies in there.


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[Assistant] And when I tell you my whole body started shaking for 30 minutes and it didn't stop.


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[Assistant] She actually tried to draw blood later and I was-


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[Assistant] In fact, it was still, I had at the fifth appointment, which was on the second of this month, still a boy and girl.


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[Assistant] I don't really know yet. I feel like I'm not very good at being pregnant, but-


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[Assistant] That was me, I was that thud in the middle of the night. Cause your girl, your tall girl over here had the top bunk every time.


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[Assistant] Just hearing the stories that your mom told me about.


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[Assistant] That was immediately what popped in my head yesterday when she told me it was two boys. I like, had flashbacks to your mom.


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[Assistant] He's just trying to get hit. He's just trying to get hit.


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[Assistant] I also have a little, my attention span is a little...


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[Assistant] I'm nervous. Martin is searching deep in a box. Well they're not in order.


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[Assistant] Sir, speak into the microphone. This is a podcast, sir.


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[Assistant] I'm not eating Viennese sausage. I just ate lunch, I'm on a diet.


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[Assistant] To that fan. A fan sent in. In that same convenience store you were in, there's a section called Jack Links. Way better.


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[Assistant] Trust size. If I swallow the whole thing without chewing, does that count? No! Yes. Yes. Yes.


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[Assistant] Serving's about two. There's 220 calories in this thing!


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[Assistant] Well, I don't want to say too much in case they want us to do an ad sometimes. So I really liked him. If you're listening, marketing officer of Vienna. For a nominal fee, he will pitch.


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[Assistant] They should dry them out and they get real thin and crunchy.


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[Assistant] I mean, of all, our fans send in delicious snacks all the time. Oh no, it wouldn't mine.


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[Assistant] See, I thought that's what we were doing here. Like there was a jalapeno. We are. We're testers.


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[Assistant] My mom used to feed me as a kid something called chicken sticks, which was basically Viana sausage, but put in like a, uh, like a, it looked like a Gerber baby food bottle. Chicken stick. Chicken stick? I've never heard of that. And it's just like a Viana sausage. I ain't never seen him. You ain't never seen him either? They're roasted.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Look. Oh yea, it's made by Gerber. Oh no, that's a jar. Oh, it's a sausage for babies. That's all it is. That's a jar. Makes sense. There you go. See, look. Up on the screen.


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[Assistant] We sat in a, he sat in a high chair looking at some roast beef for an hour.


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[Assistant] I said, I got nothing better to do, bro. You gonna eat it? You gonna eat it? Just gonna throw it on the floor. And now he eats anything.


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[Assistant] Where does he get that from?


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[Assistant] I said, why you gonna take Thomas Jefferson off? Why you gonna take Tom off? He said, he's boring. Oh, he's boring. So apparently whatever book he's reading, Thomas Jefferson wasn't that exciting of a guy.


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[Assistant] Oh, you let, you, you sold, you were in. Oh, I went in with it.


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[Assistant] The nurse comes in, y'all got any of that ice cream?


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[Assistant] But to be fair, like two weeks later I was in the hospital, so I mean, I was clearly not at the top of my game.


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[Assistant] Sinky's weird though, cause like one time we were in your office, Martin, and you said, Hey Sinky, what size shoe do you wear? He said, Oh brother, anywhere between a nine and a 13.


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[Assistant] True story! And I was like, no?


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[Assistant] That's a beautiful spot. Well eyewitness reports are no good.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got quite a few today, which we're just going to throw some out there.


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[Assistant] Tennessee, I was hoping to say Jamaica, but no, it's Tennessee. Uhm, my question is this. He's, he's, okay.


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[Assistant] I currently is learning sign language and enjoy it.


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[Assistant] But he thought he was gonna end up a welder and make a lot of money, cause welding's a good gig.


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[Assistant] What? How long? How? Say something in Spanish.


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[Assistant] You would have to say don de esta. Don de esta. I took Spanish once. I don't remember much of it.


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[Assistant] Back to it. No, uh, yeaah, no, I'd just say you gotta figure out what you love doing. Do that. And if you love both of them, do them both.


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[Assistant] That's a pretty easy answer. Martin says it's an easy choice, man. Both of them.


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[Assistant] Well I think they're more of like a teacher day to day and then they do the big events.


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[Assistant] But, alright, anyway, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy emails in from, uh, he just moved from, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, he just did that in the last year and he just recently found a good church, uh, that I've been going to, but he's finding it difficult to really fit in and make friends. Uh, it seems like everybody is really close together and they're doing stuff, but he goes every Sunday, tries to go Thursday nights, but his work schedule makes it difficult. Uh,


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[Assistant] He's been going there for a while and he feels like he's just the new guy that's just there.


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[Assistant] Do we have any advice to make it easier to try and fit in?


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[Assistant] And then out of there, because if, you know, there's, if it's a big church, they don't, there's a lot of people to take care of. And so, but you know, if you want to get involved, they ain't going to say no. Uh, so you, and some people are super shy and I get that. Uh, I'm not one of them, but if you want to really get involved, just dive in.


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[Assistant] Are we ready for the very ready? Alright, Matthew 1014, he said, check it to the, no, not really. Matthew 1014, if anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake that dust off your feet. AKA, shake it to the whole bunch.


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[Assistant] I did. Once or twice. It used to come on before this TV show that I used to watch before it turned terrible.


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[Assistant] Nah, he peaked on that when he bought that BMW off a parking lot. That was when I was worried about the boy. I was like.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about the one that's wrapped in duck camouflage. That one. Bad choice.


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[Assistant] I'm glad they did because the night before they posted on his story and they looked like pizzas because there was no.


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[Assistant] It was just a thing with cheese and some stuff under it. And I was looking, there was a pot of corn. I'm like, at what point does corn go on pizza? There were no details.


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[Assistant] Well, you never really used it as a term of endearment.


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[Assistant] But you can't change his name, er, her name. She's too old now.


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[Assistant] What a, uh, what a stinky and freaky and sneaky and sneaky or whatever their names are.


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[Assistant] Capital M, U-T-T. Wild West is one term for it. There's a lot of other ones too, but that's one. It's like, Kay, we're going to go to break, but I want you to be thinking about what we're going to talk about when we come back. Cause I see you've been injured.


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[Assistant] Again, an injury is, we're going to talk about your injury when we get back.


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[Assistant] Mike Lindell's been at your house? Did he bring you a pillow?


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[Assistant] Yeah, or hey, whenever they go back on sale, we'll, we'll get you some. I'll buy you some just for Christmas. How about that?


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[Assistant] There are people every day chasing the American dream, and our buddy's over at my pillow.


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[Assistant] They're, they're proud Americans, right? Proud Americans. And if you need more pillows to protect yourself from Phil, we've got the solution for you, Kay. We, we do.


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[Assistant] With our friends over at MyPillow, and right now MyPillow's having their biggest bed sheet sale ever. So if you need new sheets, because he's beating up the mattress.


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[Assistant] We got you covered. Look, the MyPillow per cow sheets are available in a variety of colors and all sizes are on sale. For example, the queen size sheets are regularly priced at $89.98 and right now,


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[Assistant] They're only $39.98 with promo code Duck at MyPillow.com slash Duck. Okay, that's over 50% off. Right there.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, that's why we were just giving an example with the queens cause you're the queen. So we'll, we'll, we'll get you.


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[Assistant] A 60 day money back guarantee. You've gotta check out the great specials from MyPillow. Go to MyPillow.com slash duck and use promo code duck to get up to 66% off and get the MyPillow per cow sheets for as low


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[Assistant] Okay, what happened to you? We talked about it briefly a couple of podcasts ago because I told him I was down there, but we wanted to hear it from you. What happened to your hand?


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[Assistant] I know it was a funny color when I first saw it. It did not look well, but nothing's broken.


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[Assistant] No left handed fork in the drawer? No. Unbelievable. I'll go buy you some.


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[Assistant] We filmed last Tuesday, didn't we? Yea, Tuesday was a week ago when me and Willie were down there. And you did it that morning, I think. Did you?


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[Assistant] That's gotta be like the real rub in this whole thing. You didn't even get your folks.


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[Assistant] And, and I'm only laughing because I know she's okay.


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[Assistant] That first time when I asked her, I stopped the GoPro and was like, are you really okay? She was like, yea it just hurts. And I was like, well as long as you're okay, we can giggle.


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[Assistant] You do it very gently. Okay. She starts yelling.


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[Assistant] Restlessness. Restlessness. Well, let's take a break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Okay, if y'all are having that much trouble sleeping, why don't you just sleep in your other bedroom?


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[Assistant] So it doesn't have anything to do with that bedroom full of stuff, huh?


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[Assistant] So you think he's reverting? Like going back to his past?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's good. That's a good call. So Phil, yeaah, Phil quit working on people's heads and started working on their hearts.


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[Assistant] Talking about you? Yeaah. Yeaah. That's what happens to the one that gets picked on. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So who's the best fighter out of the brothers? Phil or Tommy, that'd be my two-


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[Assistant] But Willie's got a lot of sigh in him because Willie's a throwing runner.


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[Assistant] A throw and run. Make his move and then run. And then gone.


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[Assistant] All care had gone. They were like, oh, you're the baby. You're fine. How much younger is Jeff than Willie? He's what? Seven. Yeah, seven years younger.


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[Assistant] Gone. Gone. Just like we are. Let's take another break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Oh are we? I was doing an Instagram story with Kay and I was just letting her talk.


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[Assistant] Well, we're approaching your favorite time of year. It's almost hunting season.


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[Assistant] I'm terrible at bowling. Awful. Throw it hard and see what happens.


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[Assistant] So it's like legit stuff. Oh no! Like finger trap stuff.


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[Assistant] Nah, me and John David got ankles of fine glass. Like, we roll an ankle and end up on the ground in a heartbeat. Like, that's nothing new for either one of us.


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[Assistant] Oh, well hold on, we're gonna go to break. We'll look through there, see if we find any emails for Ms. K. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] Well hey, there you go. That's right. Hey, how's it?


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[Assistant] There you go, baby. Oh, Connor. I'm in.


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[Assistant] Let me, let me take a swing at that for four years and see what we get.


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[Assistant] I mean, you may get Willie talked into it, and that seems like something that...


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[Assistant] For the folks that don't know K, why don't you tell them where you do your physical therapy.


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[Assistant] I'm not worried about it. It is literally one of my favorite days of the week is your physical therapy up here. Cause you come up here and visit. Yeah, and you make me laugh because you-


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[Assistant] Well now this is, this room right behind this wall is Kay's workout room.


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[Assistant] That's why I volunteered for you to have our lounge. That's what I call it.


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[Assistant] Duck command. Yes, the problem is Duck Commander don't own the building.


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[Assistant] Kay, I'll tell you this though, as general manager of your company that you're part owner in, I fight for us to pay the least amount of rent possible every year.


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[Assistant] I don't know what good it does because it's still the same amount, but that gum and I fight for it.


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[Assistant] What if he pulls it off? Kay did you, you did never dream you'd be a TV star did you?


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[Assistant] Don't hit, don't hit your spouse's feet. They do not like that apparently.


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[Assistant] Me too sister. Kay, thanks so much for being with us. We'll see y'all next time right here in the duck call room. We're out.


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[Assistant] That's why you came back. Tell the tree. It's a big part of it.


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[Assistant] I'm down for a party. You are all invited cordially. Not disinvited. Cordually.


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[Assistant] Bucket list hunt. I would say I'd like to go over to England.


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[Assistant] Cause over there you'll find a coin that might just say like, four.


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[Assistant] Well, Mary, you can do that on the way home. Why would you want to go there? Jesse James.


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[Assistant] Y'all been there? I've been in like fourth grade, but I really don't remember much. Just right here in our back door. I've driven by it. I've actually never stopped in.


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[Assistant] He turned the big five over. Not Bruce Springsteen. Willie is...


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[Assistant] When we set this thing up about three months in advance, we rented out a building, uh, we put paper over all the glasses and we put out flyers that said,


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[Assistant] One night only, uh, Native American- Artifacts. Yeah, go ahead, Sam.


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[Assistant] So here's his dilemma. He does have something pressing.


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[Assistant] It's a poker game that we're going to play in honor of his birthday.


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[Assistant] But we're driving around and he was like, yeah, I wanted to go to that Native American one night only thing they're having. And I was like, Si, we can't, we gotta go to the poker game. He was like, all right, go to the poker game.


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[Assistant] And uh, and it was one of our friends' nurse and he was like, man, I-


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[Assistant] Got some bad news, you know, my parents are sick and we was gonna have a gathering over at their place, but we're gonna have to call it off.


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[Assistant] He's getting nervous cause he said, when I pulled up, he was like, I don't know about this. I said, it's gonna be fine.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Now, now, when we were in Mississippi, uhm, the chief, uh,


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[Assistant] Yes, the Choctaw Chief. Choctaw Nation. He, uhm.


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[Assistant] Too much to do. They got too much stuff in there. I mean you can go a week in there.


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[Assistant] So why is it, and maybe, maybe you guys can help us, but.


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[Assistant] If Psy's going on stage to do something and I say Psy, do not say Pink Elephant when you get out there.


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[Assistant] So here's, I think initially, I know he's only 12, but initially he's gotta set some kind of boundary with this guy. That's where you start.


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[Assistant] I mean, set a boundary with them and say, hey, I'm not going with you. I don't want you following me. I mean, you have to start somewhere.


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[Assistant] The story always starts off, now I was doing what I was supposed to be doing. Let me just say that before we go.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you just gotta check it to the whole bunch of them boys.


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[Assistant] So the first thing that comes to mind is that you can see the creator by the creation. Sai talks about it all the time. During this time, during spring, you see everything resurrected.


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[Assistant] All the flowers, all the colors when you walk outside, if you're not careful, you'll miss it. But you can recognize the creator.


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[Assistant] What is created in the Book of Romans talks about that.


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[Assistant] Always remember that faith comes through hearing the message, the message about Jesus Christ. That's where your faith is going to come from. And before I became a Christian, I kind of wanted to see, you know, can I do this? Could I do it? But I couldn't.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I'm kind of not ready and I'm staying in this cycle because I'm, I don't know if I can really do it.


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[Assistant] But once I did it, when Jace shared the gospel with me, I never went back. I mean, that's a hundred percent. Well, let's close this out of here with a Bible.


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[Assistant] No, I ain't got nothing to do. He said no.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, you know what's coming up this weekend.


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[Assistant] That's right. So in preparation for 4th of July weekend, I have acquired three Boston butts and I'm going to do my.


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[Assistant] Guinness-based smoked butts on sister Schubert slider rolls.


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[Assistant] I was fishing one time and I was jigging a worm on a ledge and I picked that rod tip up and it started.


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[Assistant] Go. Don't do drugs and don't play with electrical outlets.


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[Assistant] Well, there's nothing to be, if you don't know what you're doing, you don't need to be messing with that.


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[Assistant] That's the role I live by. If I don't know how to do it, I ain't going to mess with it.


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[Assistant] That's one of the wisest statements I've ever heard. It hurts to get hurt.


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[Assistant] Speaking of bears, we have a first on Phil's property. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] So I pulled up to one of Willie's protein. Oh, what the crap.


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[Assistant] Riding down the road full winter, I come up on one of Willie's 550 pound protein feeders for the deer and it was laying over side and I had just put 550 pounds of feed in that thing.


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[Assistant] Hey, why is it about 450? I said, I think we got a bear. I mean, it was dry, so it wasn't any prints.


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[Assistant] Too dry. I mean, there, I thought I saw a bear print, but anyways.


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[Assistant] I think I'm pretty sure it was a bear cause though we, we've never seen one because he's not in, I can see why he would think that he's not, he hasn't seen a bear on that property. We didn't see tracks years.


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[Assistant] 300 pound raccoon. It's pretty much what he is.


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[Assistant] The, our farmers next door, they, you know, they destroy their corn crops. I mean, I don't know what they're good for. Be honest with you.


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[Assistant] I also heard that bare fat is the best leather conditioner you could ever use. Wow.


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[Assistant] Also my friend Sloan brought a jar of bear fat.


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[Assistant] When he came a few months ago and he asked me to fry some fish in bare fat. Wow. No, it was deer steak. It was deer steak and it was delicious. It was rich.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm serious. So I just sent that bare picture. So anyways, I put up a camera. Got a picture of it. See what. Knocked it over. Apparatus. There it is. And there it is boy. There it is. There's the culprit.


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[Assistant] Martin says it's a young male Louisiana black bear.


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[Assistant] Also, well, Martin's an expert, that's how. He's a biology. He's a biology. He's a biology. Also known as the giant raccoon. Giant raccoon. That will tear up. And that's one thing that is black. He is.


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[Assistant] 550 pounds and he knocked it over. It was probably 400 pounds of eight in that thing.


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[Assistant] He sat there and ate the whole thing, the whole feeder.


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[Assistant] Well, let's expand more on Phil wearing Victoria's Secret when we return.


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[Assistant] I went within the realm of hooteness. This was probably 12 years ago.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I got in the boat and I saw that bottle of Amber romance right next to the driver's seat. And I said, Bill, what's that all about? He said, don't tell nobody. Well, we better not. We just.


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[Assistant] Well, that was 12 years ago, but then he said, oh, I use them for those gnats. He says, the only thing that works on gnats. So I put it on, guess what? Nasty embodied me.


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[Assistant] It works, but now the dear Stan story that wasn't Amber romance. That was actually the Febreze, which feel.


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[Assistant] This is a while back, 10 years ago, probably. So we get out of the four-wheeler. We're just going to sit on deer stand and watch deer. Well, Phil pulls out a bottle of Febreze and start spraying it on himself.


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[Assistant] I said, Phil, what are you doing? He said, this Fibre, you spray this Fibre's on deer. They, they don't know you there. I said, well, it's your, it's your got a potent smell. That was like.


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[Assistant] Linen, like, I don't know what the smell was like, but it was a loud smell. I mean, it was, I mean, I could smell it.


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[Assistant] And I said, I said, I think that would just do the opposite of what you're.


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[Assistant] Trying to do, he said, he held up the bottle and he said.


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[Assistant] So, but the Fibres, uh, story is one of my favorites and it's this day. He still thinks that if you spray Fibres on your hunt clothes.


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[Assistant] No, no, not because they don't. I mean, me and si supply fail with his venison. That way he don't have to go out there.


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[Assistant] So we figured out a while back, as long as you keep the back straps coming. Yeah. Yeah. He'll stay out of the woods. He's cause he really doesn't want to deer. He doesn't enjoy it like we do.


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[Assistant] But he does not like sitting on a deer stand. Now he'll sit in a duck blind and watch the sky all day long. That's what he loves.


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[Assistant] Like Al told me, a very wise man once said.


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[Assistant] My dad is infatuated with misery.


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[Assistant] Sitting in a duck blind from daylight to dark. And the fear of missing out. Yeah, FOMO.


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[Assistant] How many uhm, well you don't work for us no more. I still can't figure out how many. Last time I checked they saw one metal detector.


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[Assistant] You can get you a nice aluminum boat, 50 grand.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, that's right. You used to, I mean, it was great.


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[Assistant] It's ridiculous. They're proud of these things nowadays. Well, everything just went over the cross.


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[Assistant] Wait, hold on a second, before you continue, how many ducks have y'all killed at this point?


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[Assistant] You know, I actually had a good time on the family vacation this year. First time I played golf in about four years. Oh, I did terrible, but, but we had fun. So.


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[Assistant] And uh, doing all of his notes on it, on their podcast and, and uh, and I learned a lot about metal detecting.


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[Assistant] We stopped one time and we made it back in like five hours and 45 minutes from Gulf shores.


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[Assistant] This is good. I had my wife and my seven year old in the backseat. Oh, the other ones.


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[Assistant] So, and then Ms. K, her rig made it back in nine and a half hours.


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[Assistant] They had, they had about a rig, half full in the back when they left there. When they got back, it was slam. It was produce.


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[Assistant] Every little thing, everything. She buying Christmas presents for the grandkids. But now I actually enjoyed the vacation and the trip back with Jace. It was very enjoyable.


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[Assistant] And that's another reason why Phil likes to hunt until dark. Cause he, and he's actually come out and said it. He said, Phil, you know, what about it? There ain't nothing flying. He said, Hey, this is better than listening to an old woman talk on the phone.


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[Assistant] That's the real reason he wants to sit there.


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[Assistant] So what about, what do you do when somebody calls you up and say, what's up?


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[Assistant] You need something? We got something to accomplish here? I learned that this, this move from Phil. Somebody calls and says, what's up? What about it? What about it?


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[Assistant] He said the right way, the right way. You're in luck because we have a lot of instructional videos on our YouTube channel. Don't we?