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[Assistant] We did run some videos on some different calls. We have, of course we have a lot of different species, uh, wood duck, gadwall, teal, wedging, pentails. I think we have a structure. I used to have a wood duck call. Used to. Till yesterday. Yeah. What happened to it? I gave it away.


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[Assistant] One of the, one of the kids at the sportsman's camp, Willie sportsman camp.


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[Assistant] The kid had one that was too high a pitch for some reason and, and I knew Godwin had a good one. So I just took the liberty of getting Godwin's off the lanyard. You get another one. Boy, you thought I'd give him a million dollars.


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[Assistant] But anyways, go to the YouTube channel, Duck Commander's YouTube channel and scroll down till you see some instructional videos and they're very, um, I would say.


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[Assistant] So blowing a duck call is not an easy, blowing a hen call is not an easy thing to do. You have to learn to pressurize your air and control your air and you use your tongue as a cutoff valve. It's very difficult to do. It takes you years to perfect it. And not only how to call, when to call is.


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[Assistant] Actually more important than how to call.


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[Assistant] Number one rule, never call it their face. Always call it their tail feathers.


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[Assistant] So if a duck's coming in, don't call at him. He's still, he's coming where you want him to go. Some people just can't help it. They got to call them all the way to the water. But hey, that's, that's part of it.


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[Assistant] But anyways, I would say, uh, check those videos out and, uh, they, uh, they are helpful. Be patient.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause it's not easy. Start out with your whistles and, uh, those are easy.


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[Assistant] And that conscious kick in also known as.


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[Assistant] If you dwell on, if you just live on that, you're going to be in a bind. So, you know, just try your best and like I said, start, start the day with a little scripture.


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[Assistant] So did y'all hear about this guy in England? Did you hear about that? No.


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[Assistant] You saw this? I know. This is amazing. Is this a tall tale? No, this just happened. This is breaking news. This is for real in other words. Breaking news. I feel like I should be telling this in some kind of English accent.


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[Assistant] So this story, this guy gets a metal detector and on the first day he walks out some pasture out in England somewhere.


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[Assistant] Well, it did. I just thought I would try to inspire you. Sai is rubbing off on me. I thought we might need a little inspiration.


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[Assistant] Martin, I like sharing a microphone with you. We're back on the Duck Call Room with tales from, I guess it was the middle of Duck Commander. The 80's boys. The 80's and 90's.


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[Assistant] Cause you were on what? Duckman 2. You were on more than that, huh? All of them. All of them.


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[Assistant] But that is, that is cool just to hear the story of Mack and Phil becoming friends because the number of people y'all have impacted from driving down, talking about dog crap, you know, to.


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[Assistant] All the people Phil preaches to and stuff and you, so you're the national director of Celebrate Recovery, is that the correct, I don't want to mess it up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, so we always do, hello at Duck Call Room. If you got anything, send it on. Send it in. I read every one of them. Some of them make it on. I try and do the best I can to respond to some. But it always is weird when I get some and we have a guest and it's just like, wow, this was perfect. And Max here today.


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[Assistant] And Mack, you might be the perfect person to answer this one. So Daniel from Nova Scotia, Canada, Kanata.


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[Assistant] I'm married with two young boys at the ages of four and almost two, congratulations, uh, but he's struggling with drugs and alcohol. He tries to make sure his boys have a roof over their head and food on table, but I've dug myself into this hole and I'm struggling to get out of it.


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[Assistant] I myself think I believe in Jesus, but when I down and pray for help, I end up back to where I started. My question is, what else can I do to help myself? It's ruining my relationship with my wife and I'm lost and not sure what to do anymore.


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[Assistant] I just don't want to end up back where I am now. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. You bet. I got a ringer in here for you for advice.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, that's awesome. And yeaah, I've got it right here. I'll, I'll email it to you afterwards. Perfect. Um, yeaah, Daniel, I'd just say, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we get a lot of heavy emails. Um, and when I read that one, I was like, if you weren't here, I was going to mention like, I had family that's gone through it and I now have family that helps out tremendously with it through Celebrate Recovery. But I think the key thing you hit on there, no matter what we're struggling with in life, you can't do it alone.


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[Assistant] Any sin at all, if you think you're gonna fix it by yourself, A, you need Jesus, and B, you need community around you, and that's kinda what Mac was hitting on there. Right, perfect. Si, you got anything? Yep.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, we got time for one more. Uhm, Buddy.


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[Assistant] His name is Buddy, he's not my buddy, but we could be buddies, I don't know. He's, uh, from Mineral Wells, Texas, and this one's probably a good one for Mac to be here too.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a little over a year ago he took a job on a very large ranch and he moved far from friends and family. After 15 months that job wasn't something that was helping him grow and he remembers just feeling left at, feeling like he didn't have purpose and crying out to God to show him where to go.


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[Assistant] After that, a few days later, he ends up talking to another guy, gets a job interview, and he's accepted a job, uh, moving again.


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[Assistant] He's just asking, you know, is there any advice on taking a leap and making a move and facing a little bit of fear in the unknown?


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[Assistant] Well, anything Martin? Alright, we end everyone on a Bible verse. You got one?


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[Assistant] Uncle Mack, thank you for being with us. Thank you for sitting in my chair. That was a way better episode because you were here. See y'all next time on The Duck Call Room.


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[Assistant] I don't remember anything about my first day of high school. Not one thing.


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[Assistant] That was back in the days where teachers and principals could actually discipline the students.


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[Assistant] When we were coming up through high school, what percentage of junior highs and high schools do you think had?


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[Assistant] The discipline has changed dramatically over the years and speaking of the military side, I got a good friend of ours. Oh, he just happens to come through town who is an expert on such things that we might get a chance to talk to him today.


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[Assistant] E9, I was talking to him like he was an E3 when he was duck hunting with us.


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[Assistant] And when we got done, they said, you know, he's an E9. I'm like, what?


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[Assistant] He put me onto this and I gotta admit, I've noticed two things in particular from taking this. I get, I sleep better at night.


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[Assistant] Without a doubt, I get better sleep and I do not have, as Phil would say, any bowel mischief whatsoever.


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[Assistant] Two things, wake up, do your cardio, chug your athletic greens. It will make a huge difference.


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[Assistant] Well hell, introduce who's, this is the first, let's, let's introduce who's sitting beside you. Introduce him for us. All right. What was your rank, JR? Uh, I was the Chief Master Sergeant. Yeah, that's right. Chief, Air Force, uh. We got it right.


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[Assistant] Okay, Chief Master Sergeant, okay. So we got J.R. Lyda here with us today, special guest. He's famous in, uh, West Texas and East Georgia.


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[Assistant] All right. So we, we, me and Sive told the story before, but truth be told. I don't know if you can handle the truth.


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[Assistant] About the Hutton story. Well, tell us, tell us about, not this year's veterans, uh, cause it did, cause all we did this year was look at the sky and eat tartar burgers.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you gotta watch out for that. Raccoon feces.


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[Assistant] So I called JR and I said, Hey, tell whoever's blowing that call, they need to put it in their pocket if they want to kill anything.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. And he'll crank down on it. Oh yeaah. That's the- But, but, it was, man.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. He was not happy with Jay. He was not happy with Jay. I will tell you this. I was a little bit nervous, but I was going to stand firm on that.


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[Assistant] The rule is if you don't sound like a duck, don't blow the call. That's the rule, but some people have to be told, but.


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[Assistant] I think I know the shot you're talking about. No, no, no. It was a 75 yard shot left or right on a gap.


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[Assistant] The major clip that. Yes, he did. It was, it was no doubt the footage, the camera was right behind him. I was actually going to give credit to side.


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[Assistant] I would, JR tell us about what y'all got going with the, uh, with the veterans hut up north.


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[Assistant] Well look, we gotta figure it out. We're going to put you on the back of a golf cart and they're going to put it in reverse and they're going to back you. You're going to have your shotgun ready.


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[Assistant] By the way, this is the same major that we were talking about earlier with the duck call. Awesome. Awesome guy as far as serving other humans. And, uh, he does a lot, a lot for our vet.


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[Assistant] Speaking of cotton balls, I saw something the other day that I think it's going to be the next big thing. So.


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[Assistant] I walked around the corner and my seven year old daughter was watching this. Putting cotton balls in his ears. Doing his mouth like this.


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[Assistant] And the next thing you say is another guy standing across the table doing this slapping him.


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[Assistant] Lighting him up, open handed. He had cotton balls in both ears and he come back. I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Everything he had slapped him in the face and it knocked the dude out smooth. They had catchers back behind him.


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[Assistant] Just slapping each other. He's knocked his, he knocked this guy out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Slap fights. I mean knocked him out cold. You never slapped anybody.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, it's going to catch on like the UFC. I got to watch it. I couldn't quit watching it. It just.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, heavy weights. I think they got, uh, women doing it too.


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[Assistant] So that's a good thing. I would say 25 years old.


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[Assistant] If the problem is what I'm thinking it is, I'm not going to assume anything. Just go ahead and ask her to marry you.


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[Assistant] Put a ring on her hand. Cause you're old enough now to, I mean, 25, I mean.


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[Assistant] So hey, they put that baby on the spit, boys. So the whole community had a party.


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[Assistant] I went fishing with Stone and uh, Martinez. Oh. Okay. For crappie.


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[Assistant] We really, all we really did was went out there and make sure that stones, boats been in the shop, you know, and make sure it run and all that. And the cropper on the bed, we found a spot there back in one of them little coves that, you know, there's 50 of them on the bed.


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[Assistant] So then we finally went up there, and there was a dock out there, and we pressed top air, and John went by, and he threw the buoy out and told me, alright, we got about a hundred here.


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[Assistant] And I actually got two dumb ones to bite. I caught two, you know, and I caught two little buck bass, little bitty thing on my, on my jig. Thank you. But there wasn't the, the water wasn't 11 feet deep and then it was a tree there and the tree was like a foot on the water. So you couldn't.


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[Assistant] You couldn't really, you know, and I mean the crappie were just in, in down in the lambs. There ain't no, you ain't really in there. Every time you get in there, oop, oop, break it off, retie me, break it off, retie me, break it off, retie me, you know, so, nah.


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[Assistant] They up there, you know, stocking, restocking the lake. But anyway, you know.


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[Assistant] We had an enjoyable day on the lake. We caught five fish total. Okay. You know. But it wasn't, you know, we just had a good fellowship.


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[Assistant] You see someone different? Oh. Yeah. Oh, I was wrong about that. Oh, woah! I didn't...


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[Assistant] No, no, I was wrong. That wasn't the one that I killed at Eddie's. Okay, I killed that. It was me, Philip, his two sons, and my grandson.


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[Assistant] We actually went to Triple Creek, I think is the name of it, about, uh, 45 miles northwest of Dallas.


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[Assistant] Okay, drop down on both antlers. And I killed this one. Okay. And he scored 208.


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[Assistant] Okay, and that was, that, that deer actually was shipped to us from Japan. Hold on. Wait a minute. Because he committed Harry Curry. I had to shoot at him five times before he died.


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[Assistant] No no, that's fine. The great outdoors, ladies and gentlemen. No no, but I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] You know, I threw it in on a dime at a hundred yards and I put three in the center of a dime at a hundred yards.


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[Assistant] Four times in, fifth time. First time it happened, I got out and I said, hey, let him live. Let's go to the house.


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[Assistant] We're duck commander deer hunting. Nah, we rolling the camera, Jack. Get back in the door and blind.


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[Assistant] So anyway, so I said, well guys, here's the thing, I done shot this deer four times, and I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Hey, has anybody seen dust kick up? Tell me where I'm hitting. And they said, we don't know. You're shooting high though.


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[Assistant] So look, I've been dropping this thing the whole time, every time I'm dropping it off.


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[Assistant] So this time he walks out there again, about 125.


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[Assistant] Stopped and I said, okay, y'all say I'm shooting, huh? They said, yes. I said, okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this time I run the vertical crosshair down his front leg.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I said, okay, they're saying I'm shooting her.


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[Assistant] So i take the horizontal line on the crosshair and i drop it below his belly. Okay well he did and i said i said maddie i said.


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[Assistant] Y'all, y'all bought that deer from Japan, right? He said, what are you talking about? I said, because that deer, I didn't kill that deer. I said, he committed suicide.


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[Assistant] I got another one coming that I did kill in South Texas.


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[Assistant] Down at Eddie's place and that's the three diamonds, right?


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[Assistant] Hey, if you ever killed a tiger, I'm telling you, they got a goat staked out. And when he comes up to eat the goat, he kills the tiger. Who's shooting tigers? Hey, how about these tigers, huh? The hunters.


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[Assistant] And he's got a great bunch of people. Okay. First class operation. And look, hey, he's a, he's a big hunter. He's killed a lot of stuff in Africa. And that was it.


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[Assistant] He's got a crocodile in his lodge up in the attic. Okay. And it would be.


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[Assistant] Right there, all the way past that camera over there.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's wide, about as wide as this table, these two tables here.


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[Assistant] Then his trackers and his hunting guides in Africa.


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[Assistant] They all get out down to the whitey-tatties, okay?


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[Assistant] And they go get them a limb off a tree and they all wait out in the river and beat the water and go out there, go on the water.


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[Assistant] Tie a rope to that big crocodile and pull him to the bank.


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[Assistant] So why are they beating the water? To make sure they don't get eaten. That's right. To do well for all the other ones out there, okay? I'm not that interested. As far as I'm concerned, that sucker would have laid on the river until he fossilized.


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[Assistant] No, I would like to go and sit on the, on the cliff over that river. When the wildebeest make their 5,000 mile journey.


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[Assistant] Eat all these, uh, wildebeest. That's when crocodiles get to go to high fences in Texas. Oh no no no, look, they know it. Hey look, they know it.


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[Assistant] Hey y'all, I see a crocodile right now taking a pencil and tell me.


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[Assistant] What day is this? Oh, 31st. Hey, put that on calendar. Walter Bees will be here at 31st. And the dinner bell be rung. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] Well hey, hey, y'all don't go anywhere. We'll be right back after this.


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[Assistant] We had, and we got a man we call Jay Stone. He is our, he's our deer management man. Okay. So he's been managing the buck population. Okay. For about three years now. Made a hit list.


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[Assistant] He made a hit list, we had total of 11 deer on the hit list and look.


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[Assistant] This year, we got all the hit lists. We took them out.


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[Assistant] I don't care who you are. That to me was very impressive.


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[Assistant] Do you have a hit list of 11? And look, here's the greatest thing about it. 11 different people. Shalom.


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[Assistant] Oh, he will. Oh, he was fired up too. Cause he said, you know, they're sitting together him a stone in the grove, what you call the grove. Okay. It's a ticket anyway.


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[Assistant] There was once a man that played basketball and they were real good. There were two of them, I say. Okay. One of them was called Magic and the other one was called Bird. Okay. And they was really, uh, what in the word I'm, uh.


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[Assistant] They both played pro basketball and they both enjoyed playing each other because it made a eat one of them better.


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[Assistant] That has to do with arts and math. That's got to do with my bracketology. Okay, look.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Basketball, hey, there's a reason it's called March Madness.


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[Assistant] Cause anything and hey, when you use the word March madness and then you throw in words like, Oh, they're, they're a Senator rental team.


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[Assistant] Okay. This is like a fantasy football, but it's worse than fantasy football. Okay. Cause anything can happen in there.


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[Assistant] I was with you. Look, honestly I thought they would go all the way.


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[Assistant] Yo, if you got the ball in your hand and you're close to the goal, just throw it up and hey, it'll probably bounce around a few times and fall through the net.


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[Assistant] I don't have a coin. If I had a coin I'd show you who I was rooting for.


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[Assistant] Somehow Duke and North Carolina is going to play. Who? Duke and North Carolina is going to play. Play each other? Yeah. That would happen in the.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just saying, hey, that's my prediction on that. I just look for them. There's some way that, hey, they're going to play.


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[Assistant] St. Peter's is for real on playing the basketball.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, they're in the sweet 16. They took out the wild Kentucky Wildcats. Okay, I'll be, I'll be Charles Buckley here. Hey, I'll be Charles Buckley, hey. Let's hear you.


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[Assistant] Wildcat didn't play good, okay. Hey, that St. Peter just outplayed him, boys.


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[Assistant] Oh, the other three was talking about, okay. Yeah. You know that, uh.


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[Assistant] And the wife was, it was a Facebook, a Facebook to FaceTime, FaceTime, the wife watching it. Okay.


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[Assistant] He gets baptized and then she said, Hey, you come home. Okay. And then you go baptize me when you get home. Cause I believe just what all this stuff I just heard. Isn't that wild? Pretty cool. Crazy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would say that was a divine intervention maybe, that he just happened to find a Bible on the side of the highway.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of that, I got a good story about that, about fine stuff.


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[Assistant] 40 by 40, little old shack building that he kept some tubes and stuff in there. And I needed something one day, so I went back door and I said, hey, you got a...


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[Assistant] You know, grinder I can borrow. I got a piece of metal there I need to, you know, grind down to sharp. You know.


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[Assistant] So he would take me in that building. I didn't know where the guy worked.


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[Assistant] He worked at the city dump where everybody brings their garbage and where everything's put and then they do stuff and all that, you know. But anyway, this 40 by 40 building was.


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[Assistant] Slam full of all kinds of tools and look, he didn't buy none of them.


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[Assistant] Another time, okay. He looks down there and he's bulldozing this stuff and pushing the trash around and you know.


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[Assistant] And a leather purse rolls up on top of the garbage. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] No, no, so he unzipped his zipper compartment. Hey, thousand dollars in hundred dollar bills. That's ten.


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[Assistant] $1,000 and just looked like freshly minted.


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[Assistant] A hundred dollar bill. You got a, you got a leprechaun on each shoulder.


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[Assistant] I can't say no, I'm serious. He, I bet you he had like $10,000 worth of power tools and look, he found every one of them in that stupid dump.


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[Assistant] And all it was was a short here, you know, bad card there, bad switch. Just, just a little bitty thing that cost $15, $20 to fix it. And he's got a brand new power to just, you know, just insane.


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[Assistant] So hey, the tread, the statement about, Hey, one man's garbage is another man's treasure.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised I ain't seen that to you.


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[Assistant] Hey, Si! You feeling good this morning? Hey, if I'm not, guess what? What I know where to do.


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[Assistant] You got 360 joints in this little body of mine and every once in a while, you know, I'll have one of them got in for a little information boy. Hey, but hey, look here. All I do go to the medicine cabinet.


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[Assistant] Take out a bottle of Omega XL. Take a couple of them, throw them down and hey.


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[Assistant] The first responders turn the sirens on and guess what?


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[Assistant] And take care of business and hey, then I'm back to my normal youthful self boys and rolling back in action.


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[Assistant] Add 88 to that and you got us online. Not one, but two. Two bottles and the second one is always free.


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[Assistant] Then you do a wide birthday on that.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, no, no, no, let me tell you why. Yeah, and if you, if me and you go in different boats, what, what do you use? I use another two pound.


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[Assistant] I always, cause I told Stone when he first told me, and I said, Stone, I lost five fists today. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Three plus, three plus, you know, pounds. They call it two pound test. And I said, hey, you know, me personally, when I was fishing and doing, you know, then got rid of my equipment. Okay. I use six pound P-Strand. Oh, what is it? P-Line? P-Line. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you can catch as many, because I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] And you're fishing in brush top, so hey, you don't want to be pulling the brush top into the boat. You just break it off, tie your new bait on.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing. Okay. Cause we lose. Hey, in a five hour fishing trip, we'll lose what? 20?


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[Assistant] When you buy a five pound bag of them. Yeah. Oh, I know. Don't, don't buy them y'all. Give me 30 of them. I'll give me 250. Oh yeah. I used to make them. Cause hey, you just, you know, you break it off. Hey.


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[Assistant] It's usually, hey, take the pocket knife out, cut the rope, don't mess that crap that way.


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[Assistant] That's like a duck flair. It ain't but one person scared of him. And I'm the only one that's got brush in front of him. All the rest of them standing in the ball open.


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[Assistant] Blame assessment. Oh no, that's the first problem, that's the first problem. What happened? Oh no, come on.


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[Assistant] You know, honoring your father and mother is paramount. It's biblical. It is. Yeah. Okay. And I'm not going to go against that. The only thing that I have a problem with is, okay, maybe mom and dad, you need to talk to them.


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[Assistant] They're putting you kinda in an unnecessary bind.


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[Assistant] Okay, cause I know for a fact, okay, if, you know, cause I think it was my, my peers.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know what I'm saying, okay, and that's why Martin was right to say, hey, honoring your parents was a great guy and I, and I, and I won't ever go against that. But I'm just saying, hey, if it was me personally,


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[Assistant] You know, I would get with mom and dad and her mom and dad and say, God, look, we understand. Okay. But hey, you're putting undue pressure on me.


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[Assistant] Well, no, no, I'm just saying, okay, cause I just know from, from watching my peers growing up.


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[Assistant] Okay. If the dad or mom said you can't date this person, they snuck out of the house.


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[Assistant] Hey, here's the scary part of this to me. Okay. In this day and age.


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[Assistant] Okay, and I'm not going into detail about it. All I'm gonna say is, okay, since there is this gender fang going on,


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[Assistant] Okay. That comes into play in the dating world.


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[Assistant] I'm just glad I get to sit by you and soak in a little bit of that. It gets better and better with the heat. Oh no no.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you taught me that your wife's mean and you taught me to toot under the covers and pull it up over.


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[Assistant] I'm going to move away from my microphone. Ladies and gentlemen, get excited. So the Martin family.


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[Assistant] Martin texted me, I texted Martin, I said, hey, I got a good email for this podcast today. And he said twins. And I said, no, I only got one email.


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[Assistant] And he goes, no, I'm having twins. And I got to smiling and my dad looked at me, he's like, what is your deal? I said, I'm just really happy right now.


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[Assistant] I'm so excited. And by the way, I don't know what the camera showed here and just for all our listeners, one of my favorite


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[Assistant] Podcast moments of all time was Sy's face when you were telling him that.


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[Assistant] Well, if you need to visit Martin's Diaper GoFundMe, we'll put a link up in the description.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, there were tears in the man's eyes. There still is.


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[Assistant] Look, hey, I wish Stone was in the room right now for this one because one thing Christian, Sadie's husband, got us on.


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[Assistant] You know, Stone, he into all the boxing and the looking trim. I'm into maintaining right now, lost some weight, feeling good.


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[Assistant] But one of the things we have added to our little regime and diet is athletic greens. It's a awesome, you know, you can either take all these pills and vitamins and supplements and all that stuff or one scoop in some water every morning.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm not lying when I tell you, I have taken it every day for like,


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[Assistant] 3 months and I feel great. Uhm, it has 75 high quality vitamins, minerals, whole foods, source superfoods, probiotics and adaptogens to help you get your day started right and feeling good.


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[Assistant] This special blend of ingredients supports your gut health, or as Stone likes to say it, he doesn't have any mischievous bowel movements anymore, your nervous system, your immune system, your energy, recovery, focus, and aging.


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[Assistant] I look young because I am young, and I feel great because of this stuff. It's wonderful.


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[Assistant] Uh, seriously, every morning, one scoop, and here's the best part, if you're on a diet, it doesn't matter which diet, this thing fits into it. Dairy-free, gluten-free, vegan, keto, paleo, or as we like to call it, better decisions. You sleep better, you recover better, it's awesome. Look, here's the deal.


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[Assistant] If professional athletes are taking it, why wouldn't I take it? I'm only an amateur athlete.


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[Assistant] So to make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a free one-year supply of immune-supporting vitamin D and five free travel packs. Those are awesome. You just put them in your pocket, you go out of town, boom, in a water bottle, you're good to go.


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[Assistant] The five free of those with your first purchase, all you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com slash duck. Again, that's athleticgreens.com slash duck to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance. Do it.


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[Assistant] I know a guy. Looks like Santa Claus and he's very nice. Makes a lot of jokes to make you feel less and more uncomfortable all at the same time. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable right now.


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[Assistant] You're doing everything in twos now, son. Ohhhh. I can't wait for the next.


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[Assistant] Sometimes a man just needs to look at some water and stare at it and think.


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[Assistant] I was good buddies with some twins in high school. They shared a vehicle and everything. But it was weird like, every once in a while you'd hang out with one of them and you were always like, where's your brother? Where's the other? Because I'm friends with both of you, equally.


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[Assistant] Ah, shoot. I think my mom basically moved in with my sister for a while. Cause I mean, there's two kids. So your mom will be there all the time.


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[Assistant] You go, when you go fishing though, everything's going to be so organized. That's fun though. Nice and tied on. Woodworking is fun. Yea, she enjoys it.


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[Assistant] And for you, you're going to be learning on the fly on two of them. Cause in the words of the great head soccer coach, Ted Lasso.


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[Assistant] Different people are different people. So what works for one kid, I mean, I had, we've all heard about Carter on this podcast. Like I sat him down last night. I had a long talk. He's just boohoo. And I'm like, bro, stop crying. It's okay. I'm not like, we're fine.


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[Assistant] Get an extension cord like side and just waddle and he would be like, no, nothing. Hey, you can choke slam bands. He's fine. And I've never done anything like that.


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[Assistant] Let's get in that mail bag. Okay. Get in a mail bag. Get in that mail bag. All right. I've only got one email today and it's just funny that this was the one I chose today because it says father advice.


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[Assistant] So, this man is the single father of a four year old son. Uh, he takes this dude everywhere.


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[Assistant] Hunting, fishing, shed hunting, all the, all the fun stuff. Um, however, he just took a job. Wait, hold on. I never said his name. Thomas from South Carolina. Hey, Thomas from South Carolina. He just took a job as a manager with Waffle House. Whoa, whoa. Let me into that.


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[Assistant] Alright, so. Alright, I'm sorry. Well, we love Waffle House here. Reach. Uhm, so he's, hey look.


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[Assistant] Best money he's ever made. He gets off work at three everyday. He gets good vacation time.


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[Assistant] But here's the downside. Him and his son have always gone to church together.


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[Assistant] You gotta work on Sundays. A lot of Sundays at work. So he's struggling, uh.


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[Assistant] With the feelings he's having, cause he's battling two things in his head, leading by examples when it comes to going to church, but also you gotta lead by example to be able to provide for his family.


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[Assistant] Both of those things are very, and the reason I told them in the break, I said, I got a question that I don't know the answer to, and I'd kind of just like to kick it around as a group.


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[Assistant] So he still reads some Bible stories every night. They still pray together, uh, out in nature. That's good. I thought he was going to say every night when he puts them to bed, but even when they're out, uh, doing the fun stuff. But this has been a struggle for my man Thomas from South Carolina. Any input would be great. And I'm here to tell you, I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Like, even back when I was working on Sundays, it wasn't really a thing. Now, whatever church you go to, one of the blessings of COVID.


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[Assistant] You said any input would be great, even if it's not on the podcast, I'd love to hear y'all's perspective.


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[Assistant] Here you go, Thomas, that's what we think. Also, Thomas says, side note, I've been through Monroe a good bit. Y'all definitely deserve a Bucky's. Thomas, I like you more and more. Waffle House, he thinks we need a Bucky.


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[Assistant] I will pass three Waffle Houses on my way home.


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[Assistant] That is not a joke at all. That's the truth. Ten minutes. Well wrap us up, get us out of here. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] But I'm going to say has two of them. They will not be put to shame when they contend with their opponents in court. Justin Martin, I am happy for you. I am proud of you. And as a good friend of yours who's been watching you over the years, I know you are going to make a fantastic father and I can't.


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[Assistant] Watching Sy get all fired up. He's got me fired up. I can't wait to watch you be a dad. And I'm going to learn from you being a dad with my own kids, even though they're older. I love you. You've taught me a ton in life.


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[Assistant] I'm about to scream. I'm excited. I'm sorry. I love it.


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[Assistant] A hot wheels pickup truck in my pocket. I pulled it out and said, well it looks like Jesus is going to be driving the pickup.


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[Assistant] And before I had killed that doe, I'd shot at a couple but missed, so.


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[Assistant] Hey, and one day whenever we were having target practice with my dad and my girl cousin, hey, my dad, he shot my regular gun.


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[Assistant] But, I did love catcher, cause, I mean, you get a ball, like, every single time somebody comes up to bat.


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[Assistant] And uhm, uhm, this year, I mean, I'm playing two positions.


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[Assistant] Hey, I might get my mom's phone to do it, but nah, I'm a terrible singer.


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[Assistant] I think it might, they might just be both using the word harvest.


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[Assistant] That storm the other night, I ended up sleeping in a closet for a little while. My wife said, we gotta get the kids and get in the closet. And I was like, I'm fine. And then I heard a wind that I was like,


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[Assistant] Alright, we can go in the closet, but I took a few pillows with me. I said, I'm sleeping, I'm not waking up.


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[Assistant] That dude on the news, he's always saying grab a helmet.


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[Assistant] Oh, Jared. Yeah. Jared Floyd been busy. Yeah. Shout out.


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[Assistant] I would have liked to have gone to Sy's house the other night at midnight and he's sitting in a closet with a LSU house. He didn't wake up. Are you kidding? Did you wake up in any of this? No, absolutely.


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[Assistant] Okay. That new phone thing, it don't matter if it's silent or what, it's gonna try. I slept through it.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe. What are you doing for Easter, Sy? Celebrating. Celebrating? Do you know how?


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[Assistant] Now she wrapped him up all cozy in a coverture of silt.


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[Assistant] But instead, oh, we're gonna skip down, but instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite. Ooh.


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[Assistant] I'm learning a lot today about music of 1968. I'm enjoying it.


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[Assistant] It's good. Hey, you know what I had last night for breakfast? Just straight bacon because my kids ate all the eggs before I got home, but I had some moink bacon for breakfast. And you wasn't even mad about it. You know what? If six pieces of bacon for dinner's wrong, I don't want to be right. It was delicious.


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[Assistant] I want fresh pork from the farms of the United States of America, Martin.


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[Assistant] Oh, the best one to make. Somebody just needed some duck calls over there. Oh, no, no, no, no. Are there, are there mallards in Japan? They prepaid.


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[Assistant] I got a couple of little life advice situations, but Martin, I gotta say this. Do you know how many twins slash parents of twins listen to this podcast?


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[Assistant] He said no. Oh, that's fantastic. But if you sent Martin some advice and we may cover it next episode, I have, I am forwarding Martin, all of your advice and, and twin tips and other things. Cause there's a bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Although one lady specifically said, I'ma read this one, Mary said every day she was praying for Martin and Brittany to get pregnant and it to be twins.


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[Assistant] Mary was sitting around saying, you know what? Martin needs a kid. In fact, I think it should be two and that woman. Hey, the prayer.


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[Assistant] Your turn. Yeah, your turn. That was Godwin's parenting advice. Just wait for them to just almost wake up and say, your turn, and they'll just think it's their turn every time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, so, that being said, we got a bunch of emails here about twins. I wanna, I do wanna read this one. A, cause his name's John David. Uh.


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[Assistant] And B, he works at that Ark place. Have you seen the giant Ark in Kentucky?


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[Assistant] He, like, he's part of the construction team that made the Ark.


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[Assistant] And all I gotta say is, you did it way quicker than Noah, but he did it by himself. But his name's John David, he's up in Kentucky.


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[Assistant] And I just wanted to kinda give a shout out to the Ark thing, cause that, I wanna go one day real bad. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll do mine quick. So it's just after Easter, aka Jesus has risen from the dead, and this is a story that happened right after he rose from the dead. John 21 verse 4, early in the morning Jesus stood on the shore, but the disciples were about a hundred yards out, so they did not realize that it was Jesus. He called out to them, friends, haven't you any fish? He knew.


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[Assistant] No, they answered. He said throw your nets on the right side of the boat and you will find some. When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.


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[Assistant] Which is a great story and, and if you hear anything in that, Jesus is alive, run towards him. Amen.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm here to tell the rest of the story. Or the real story.


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[Assistant] She is worshiping. She's got those hands up. And then watch this, look. Woah! She's gonna put it all up there, girl! All the way!


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[Assistant] He has been speaking a ton about, yeaah, all his evangelism, he's been working so hard on that, speaking a lot, he's talking about


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[Assistant] He's got a few projects, podcasts he's been thinking about. I don't know if I can announce that on here because they're not like, you know, like done, done, but yeah, he's thinking about that and doing great. Yeah. Doing a lot with camp. You know, he loves camp. That's a good thing.


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[Assistant] That's right. He's doing good. Yup. Traveling, speaking, teaching his class at the church.


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[Assistant] He built, so camp, so Camp Shioka, for those who, I'm sure y'all have talked about Camp Shioka on here, huh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a place for kids. It's for adults now.


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[Assistant] Having like retreats and stuff like that. So Willie goes out there because he is going to build this like...


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[Assistant] Walkway, because we've got some like drainage problems or whatever. Well you know how Willy does, like if he's gonna build something.


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[Assistant] You know, whatever size you think it should be, like triple it. And that's what Willie's gonna do. So it's literally, he calls it his boardwalk empire now, at camp. It's the biggest boardwalk you have ever seen. The amount of lumber he put into this, it's, it, you walk all the way down the girls' village, all, it's a big deck. It's pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] I know, we need to come down there. I've been wanting to. Willie and I decided we were going to come spend like one week and a month down there and we haven't done it since.


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[Assistant] You did one. Well, we usually come in the summer because we go out on the boat. You get too busy. It's been cold. We're waiting for the summer. We'll be down there.


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[Assistant] That is one of the reasons I'm on here to talk about, cause I heard Willie talked about when he threw the snake in the shower with me.


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[Assistant] He pretty much did. And I don't think he ever got past like 12 or 13. No he didn't.


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[Assistant] Well, remember that time we took those personality tests? And that, and we all thought that Jace was gonna be more like Will, like Phil.


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[Assistant] Y'all know Carter. Okay, the other day, I'm sitting in my house and all of a sudden,


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[Assistant] I see our dog, our black lab run through our house and like trailing like ten feet behind is Carter just running through our house.


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[Assistant] And I'm thinking, okay, John David must be here. So I like look around like, where's John David? And then I realized, oh, John David's not here. So I go out to find Carter and he's, then he's running back across our yard. And I'm like, is he alone? How old is Carter?


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[Assistant] I called your mom, I called Janice, which is my aunt, his mom, and I'm like, uhm, do y'all know where Carter is? She's like, oh no, oh no, is he at your house?


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[Assistant] No, he does not have to knock. He can come in my house anytime. I do not mind. I just was scared that he was just like... He was.


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[Assistant] Yes. I remember one time I was like sick that day and I was laying asleep on the couch. Mia's like four. And I opened my eyes and Mia's standing right there. Her face is like right in front of my face.


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[Assistant] I heard Willie told his story about throwing a snake in the shower with me. Like we were like early married, like had been married like two years. And he loved to like surprise me and scare me and he thought it was just hilarious.


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[Assistant] And so, I mean, this actually, like, I don't really think there's much to tell, cause that is true. Exactly what he, he literally, I'm taking a shower one day.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm taking a shower one day. I think it was a king snake. I was taking a shower one day.


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[Assistant] Minding my own business and all of a sudden a snake just drops into the shower with me.


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[Assistant] It was great when we had little kids, cause our kids loved all the animals that he brought home. He brought home flying squirrels, a bat, which John Lee got bit by a bat one time. That's a whole nother story, cause Willie brought one home. I remember that. He, uh, yeaah, had to get rabies shots. That's, yeaah, that was not my best parent.


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[Assistant] He was, he was, he loved that bat so much. I mean, I think he made it in like six. He loved that bat and Willie had told him like, you can never touch the bat without gloves, meaning like thick leather gloves. But John Luke.


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[Assistant] So he had taken to the hospital, he did have to get his first round of rabies shots, and so they had to test the bat to see if it had rabies, otherwise he was going to have to get like five rounds of rabies shots.


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[Assistant] So they had to kill the bat to test it and John Luke was devastated. It was, it really was sad. He was like, Bolly, don't kill the bat. It's okay. I'll get the shots. Which was, I thought was really sweet and brave of him, but.


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[Assistant] I had nightmares about snakes for a while after that one. After Willie threw it in the shower with me. I was like dreaming that they were in the bed with me. It was terrible.


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[Assistant] It might have been worse than the snake, just even he would just like hide around corners, like I was scared for like years, even to like go around a corner. In her own house. In my own home, yes, I would like reach, I would like reach around the corner to like tap to see if he was there before I go because he would jump out and scare me and I'm like, you're gonna give me a heart attack one day, like you actually are.


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[Assistant] It was actually kinda nice during Doc Dynasty because he had the whole film crew to prank so he could like, I took the pressure off of me. Cause then he kinda just moved it on to everybody else, yea. I told him, I was like, our film crew is gonna come back and haunt you after Doc Dynasty's over cause he would just do things to them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hide in their phones, of course, a lot of that, a lot of...


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[Assistant] So the film crew did get him on the last day of filming. Do you remember what they did say? You might not even know this because it was in our interview. Willie and I were doing our very final interview. And Willie had made the mistake of telling somebody that he hates cotton balls. Like he, like he can't even say the word cotton balls. Like he gets like freaked out. You know how like some people would like chalk. Like I don't like chalk on a chalkboard or things like that. Cotton balls is his thing. He does not, he hates them.


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[Assistant] They make him feel weird. So the final interview, we're sitting in there in the interview and as soon as it was over, they dumped a giant bucket of cotton balls on him. It was hilarious. Yes. Yes. He was paralyzed. He couldn't move. He was scared to death.


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[Assistant] Oh, you think a nurse scared him one day? No, I'm serious. That might be it.


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[Assistant] Well, we learned it all from you. We actually, Kay, Kay, like helped us through the year. She was always, one thing about, you know, some mother-in-laws are like always on the side of the, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, one of the things that I did fall in love about Willie too was the fact that the way he loved you.


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[Assistant] He was, he was, he was kind of, I mean, under dynasty, Jep is definitely the mama's boy and, and that is true. That is. Cause he's a baby. That's accurate. He's a baby. He is a mama's boy for sure. But Willie was also a mama's boy. He took good care of you, didn't he?


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[Assistant] I do love to hear, I love to listen to y'all's phone conversations cause Willie laughs a lot. Y'all both laugh a lot when y'all talk. Yes. Y'all have a lot, y'all are a lot alike too.


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[Assistant] Well, you still are funny. You are hilarious. You still are funny. Hey, we just found Lisa just texted Willie today and found a yearbook picture where Willie won best of top personality.


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[Assistant] I believe it. That was like the youth group at our church too. He dated everyone in our youth group.


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[Assistant] That's what he said. So there's a girl that he actually held a grudge on for years. I finally told him, I was like, you got to let this go. But he's in kindergarten.


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[Assistant] She stood up to him and she was like, you're not funny. I know who you are. I know you're Willie and you're not funny and I'm not scared of you. And it just.


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[Assistant] He just felt dejected and he was so hurt by it. He held that grudge for years.


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[Assistant] Didn't you say that he would run away, but he would come back faster, but Jace, when Jace decided to run away the one time, didn't he stay longer? He's more stubborn, huh?


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. Willie probably got lonely. He didn't pay, he probably decided to run away. Then he was like, ah, it's not so fun. I need to be around people. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I remember we had that mud fight down there. Did we come in? I don't know.


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[Assistant] We had a big mud fight when we were dating down there one time. I remember that.


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[Assistant] I think there was a little shock that my parents had to kind of get through. But they got over it and we had a beautiful wedding and 30 years later we're still going strong.


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[Assistant] What? 50 years? 50 years? 50? They just hit 50. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So they really couldn't say much either. I think they just had to get over the initial shock.


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[Assistant] Wow. You never know. I always say, I always say when we talk, I tell people about your story, I say it's just what had to happen was Phil had to.


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[Assistant] You truly forgave and that is a beautiful thing to witness and to see Kay as my mother-in-law really forgive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and never had a question about it. Kay was like, come on in.


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[Assistant] I think that was something that connected Willie and I because like we look like on the outside, you're like, okay, our families were so different. I lived in the subdivision, you know, all those things.


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[Assistant] Here's the deal, what I'm saying is like, from the outside, it might have looked like our families were really different, but, on what really is important, our families were so alike. We always had people live- wait, mom and dad have somebody living with them right now. We always had somebody living with us.


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[Assistant] You kind of have to see the dog to know, which we won't let Willie name him, that's for sure. Spaz. Well, I just thought- Willie named our dog Spaz and it's terrible. I felt like I did not want to name that dog Spaz, but Willie did it and now it's Stug and now we have to call and it's a girl.


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[Assistant] She's, she's a great dog. She was hyper.


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[Assistant] Well, our family does like nicknames, I will say that. Will, we call Bob. Kinda like Jesse James calling Bobo. You know, so.


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[Assistant] Well actually, there's a lot of dogs named Sadie and Bella. That's apparently a really common dog name. I get that a lot. People come to me like, oh my dog's named Sadie, or my dog's named Bella.


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[Assistant] Well, I would say first of all, I think she has a great attitude about it. Just giving it to God and asking God's help and within, you know, that's the first thing you've got to do is just take it to God and you can't, you can't control it all. You can't.


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[Assistant] You can't handle it all, so you do have to just kinda give that up. Uhm, but I would say, you know,


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[Assistant] I would hope that she could have a conversation with her dad and just say, I want you to be at the wedding, but if you can't be there.


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[Assistant] And behave, I mean, essentially, you might figure out, talk with a counselor or a therapist about exactly kind of how to word that, but to say like, I want you there, but if you can't be there and be pleasant and kind to all the siblings and everybody that's there, then


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[Assistant] But if you would have, if you would have had a phone and you would have called last night, you would have known we weren't at home.


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[Assistant] We're at our grandson's ball game. What kind of ball game? Baseball.


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[Assistant] I'll send you the schedule side and you can come out there.


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[Assistant] Who is withering away and, you know, if a wind came through, it would, it would blow him over.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for me. But in my fifties and in her seventies, we're not childbearing anymore, so we need to just lose that rear end.


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[Assistant] Writing a book. Oh, I forgot to say that. Kay and I wrote it together. It's okay Kay, I can remember. And it's called Sister Roar and it's about, uh, women in community together and encouraging one another and


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[Assistant] Helping each other through our struggles and finding your roar. Which Kay and I have big roars.


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[Assistant] But you know what I think it should be? Phil buys one, Jace buys one, and Willie buys one.


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[Assistant] I know about brotherhood. If you read the book, you'll know.


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[Assistant] So when I was growing up, I wore the hat and the boots, but I rode a moped.


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[Assistant] Well JD is from a family of musicians.


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[Assistant] I wish I could sing, I can't sing a lick.


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[Assistant] Alright, so uhm, the first one that comes to mind is during the heyday of the show Duck Dynasty, uhm, we used to have


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[Assistant] Scary people that, you know, came through our neighborhood all the time. And so if somebody spotted them, uhm,


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[Assistant] They would get on the phone and call everybody in our little area.


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[Assistant] So I was out somewhere, I come in, all the lights in the house are off, and all the lights outside


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[Assistant] I'm like, what in the world? Where is everybody? All the cars are there. What is the deal? So I walk in the house and right beside the door is a gun. So I keep walking. I walk into the kitchen. Another gun. Walk into the dining room. A gun. I'm like, what is happening here?


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[Assistant] I said, turn some lights. So I start flipping on lights. Jay goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] If you turn the inside lights on, whoever's outside can see us.


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[Assistant] But if we only have the outside lights on, we can see them, but they can't see us.


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[Assistant] So every time that somebody would call and say,


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[Assistant] You know, there's a scary person in there. We saw somebody down the road or whatever. Then we go lights out.


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[Assistant] In the, in the house and lights on outside and guns at every door. Yeah.


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[Assistant] After we got the gate, and he didn't have the gate code.


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[Assistant] And he was not driving the best of cars and he did not look the best himself.


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[Assistant] And so, you know, just a few days before we had had one of these people in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] So he drives up to the house and he's just going to ask how he can get through the gate.


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[Assistant] So he comes to the door, he rings the doorbell and Jay answers the door. And Jay has a stare about him.


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[Assistant] But it didn't hurt any that he's standing there with a pistol in his hand. And so the guy goes.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know, he just starts backing up from Jay. He said, I just need to get through the gate. I got to deliver a pizza. So, you know, Jay's like.


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[Assistant] Who is it for? So he interrogates the guy, you know, and finally gives him the code.


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[Assistant] But we don't need to be behind the gate because we have Jay Stone as the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper. That's exactly right.


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[Assistant] So we see John David coming to our house one day and this was after John David had been sick.


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[Assistant] And he's walking out to, towards Jay's workout facility.


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[Assistant] And me and Al are sitting there going, don't do it JD, don't do it, don't go there. But he did anyway. I did it. You look great JD.


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[Assistant] I'm so big. He's too skinny. He's got those bird legs like y'all. Well, no, no.


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[Assistant] Uh, you, you do not want to commit to a job. You don't want to commit to a relationship. You don't want to commit to a marriage. Uhm, but are you committed to God?


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[Assistant] Because if you are committed to God then the others will fall into line, I believe.


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[Assistant] God created us. Uh, you don't have to be married.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but he did create us, uhm, to procreate. Uh, so in order to do that, we need to be married. Uhm, that is not a real, uhm,


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[Assistant] It's not the way, it's not the norm right now. You know, people are living together and people are having.


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[Assistant] Baby's at a wedlock, but that is not God's way. God's way is.


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[Assistant] For one man to marry one woman and to stay that way their whole life.


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[Assistant] And then from there, that is where they have their children. And that's where they propagate the earth. But uhm,


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[Assistant] In today's times, that's not what we're doing. And again, I truly believe it's because people are afraid of commitment. Um, and I think that if we work on that relationship with Christ first and where he is our main focus, that he will take that anxiety. He will take all the fears that you have and, and he will make it to where, um,


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[Assistant] You may still be a little bit afraid of something, but, but you're going to go for it. You know, the job you always wanted and you're just afraid to say yes to, go for it. You know, there may be something out there different later.


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[Assistant] If this is the girl that you truly love and you want to spend the rest of your life with, commit to her.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. Look, we're all going to make mistakes and in this marriage, you are going to make mistakes. She is going to make mistakes. You're going to hurt her. She's going to hurt you. But in the end,


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, I would not still be alive if I had not married Marshall Alan Robertson on November the 9th, 1984. Uhm, because he, uhm, he is my, my steering column. He is the one that keeps me


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[Assistant] Uh, in perspective and I, and I know that women do that for men too. So, um, you know, I say, look, work on your relationship with Christ first and then work on that relationship with the woman that you want to live the rest of your life with.


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[Assistant] That's just one of them things you don't do. It's just don't do. And you say she's young. Oh yeaah. So that fits your, your, one of your favorite sayings about like young coons.


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[Assistant] I'm world famous for saying that. Is that a, is that true though? What's that? What are you saying?


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[Assistant] No, no good. I mean, we hunted this morning, beautiful, perfect weather, right? I mean, everything you want.


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[Assistant] Full limits these days. Y'all, y'all, where y'all hunt at? Up in Arkansas, right across the line. So, it's just... Hey, you gotta go north to kill ducks. North or west? But, we got another big front coming.


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[Assistant] So if you find like- So each horse has got to have like 150 pounds on his back. I mean, just saying.


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[Assistant] I'd have been somewhere around Vicksburg, Memphis, depending on which way you went, Greenville, somewhere. I'd have been like, I ain't crossing that ditch, boys. It ain't there. Too much water. Yeah. Of course it looked a lot different. You may could walk across it back in. You never know during the summertime. You probably could have walked across it.


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[Assistant] And sleep comes better during the winter time anyways, cause we're all wore out, so it's nice to have a comfortable place to lay your head, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I was a thin little kid till I got them tonsils cut out. Then I went on that ice cream diet for a little while and I ain't ever looked back since.


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[Assistant] But, uh, no, I was, I was a thin young strapping fella till I got them tonsils out, and that was all of it, boys.


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[Assistant] Those British folks, why y'all keep cussing British folks? There's some British folks. Cause the sun never shines over. I'd be mad too. We spent two weeks over. You don't ever see the sun. You're right there. I know. You never see the sun and it rains every time you get out from under a roof. I'd be mad too. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] And look, I know we got people. And it rained the whole time. I know we got people from the UK that comment on this podcast and I appreciate y'all.


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[Assistant] But I'm just telling you right now, life's too short to not have ice and a salt shaker. Go treat yourself. I'm just saying. The ice thing's weird over there.


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[Assistant] But anyway, let's take another break. We'll be back while Johnny Depp puts the air back in his chair.


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[Assistant] 2022 is gonna be a big year for a lot of businesses, but some industries are projected to grow even more this year, such as


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[Assistant] Pet services like training your dogs, walking your dogs, feeding them, all that kind of stuff from all the people that got pets during COVID because they were lonely.


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[Assistant] Fitness, health and wellness apps, non-traditional workout studios, working out at home, house of pain.


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[Assistant] You name it, they got it. Digital events and conferences, do we even need to talk about that? Home improvement, cause...


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[Assistant] Well you tore up everything cause you spent too much time inside, so. So why not go outside and buy a duck call and some fish and tackle. There you go. There you go boys. If you work for or own a business in one of these growing industries or a wide range of other industries, you probably need to hire ASAP.


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[Assistant] I mean I would if there was like a little crowd because I think it would be fun to interact with a crowd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where Philip got the to-go meatloaf and mashed potatoes.


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[Assistant] Traveling is one of them deals that's really cool, until it's your job.


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[Assistant] And then you just get, then it gets bad. You get tired of living out of a suitcase eventually. So that is what it is, I suppose. But anyways.


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[Assistant] What are we going to talk about next? I don't know. What do y'all want to talk about? I'll tell you this, on our duck hunt this morning, we killed a banded mallard drake. How about that?


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[Assistant] Have you called it in yet? I sure did. Where was it from? Where did they bend it? Any guesses?


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[Assistant] Congratulations. Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan? Saskatchewan. Yea, us two that we've killed on that piece of property, both banded in Saskatchewan.


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[Assistant] Alberta's the same way. Me and Gavin went to like the Calgary Stampede rodeo or whatever and then we went to the indoor lacrosse game. How was the rodeo? It was cool. Yea, it was neat. That's a big deal, ain't it? Yea, Gavin was...


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[Assistant] Fired up. Oh yeah. He was a bull rider. Yeah. Me. I was just like, that's an awful big animal there. So I can get him away from me. They had them jumping horses there, them bucking Bronx and always was riding them things. Yeah. Hmm. Lord have mercy.


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[Assistant] I've only been one of these days. One of these days we'll be able to get back.


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[Assistant] I like, I've always had very positive experience with Canadian folks.


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[Assistant] I mean, you, you do have that, that argument has merit. Oh yeah. If it's not minus 48, that's just cold, wet, dry, indifferent.


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[Assistant] From Wisconsin that bought the hunt at the Tim Tebow deal.


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[Assistant] They came by the honey home. They froze to death. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, it was raw though. I mean wind right in our face. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they were like, yeah, yeah, this, this cold down here gets in your bones. I was like, Oh, I'm aware. I mean, I've lived in it my whole life. I said the heat does the same thing about mid August too. So like it's, it's, it's a real deal. We went ice fishing. It was 20 below. Yeah. They kept trying to


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[Assistant] Coldest I've, nah, the coldest I've ever been was that first time we went to Kansas duck hunting. Oh no, no.


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[Assistant] I mean that was the coldest, I, I still is the coldest I've ever been. Even by the fire, I couldn't get warm. Like I was, I mean that was.


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[Assistant] I like cold, I don't like misery. I mean, I want it to be cool, but I don't like being miserable. Like, them last two days- Have you ever been married?


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[Assistant] My wife got in bed the other night with me and said, are my feet cold? And then stuck them two icebergs she had attached to the bottom of her legs on me. I was like, no, you guys to get out of here. This ain't, this ain't even cold here. Till cold does its part. I mean.


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[Assistant] But I done got all toasty, you know, I done got nice and toasty and she stuck into icebergs on me.


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[Assistant] I mean cold, son. I don't understand that. Creep. Well, let's take another break. I don't like being cold.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm going to tell them that, Si, but first I'm going to remind them that when we're young, our bodies produce SPMs. They're nature's way of keeping joints healthy, but like Si said...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. We're back. Back. After quite a break.


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[Assistant] There you go. There's the story of a killer. Now look, I feel for his granddad. As a man who's been trapped by an animal, you'll do anything to get out of there. What were you trapped by? Not a line. By Brittany? No, this is mildly boring.


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[Assistant] And we get there late one evening, the guy drives us around, he's showing us the whole place. And he said, be careful if you end up in this pasture, cause there's ostriches here.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, we're flying around this place, so next day we go turkey hunting. Turkey against a goblin, right?


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[Assistant] I told Miller, I said, hey, just go kill that turkey, you know, and ain't but one of them, so ain't no reason for both of us to go. So go kill him, I'll sit right here to the truck. While I'm sitting in the truck, it starts to mist rain. All our stuff's in the back of the truck.


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[Assistant] So I get out, and I'm gathering it all up. Mind you, I'm in the bed of my truck, and I hear.


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[Assistant] And I turned and looked. And there was the male ostrich.


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[Assistant] Swole up? He didn't like you. Swole up. He had them little short stubby wings out like this coming at me with his head lowered and...


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[Assistant] I'm at the back of my truck. My gun's in the truck already. I done put it up and I'm like, well now what? So I get in the back of the truck. I get on the roof.


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[Assistant] You're on the roof of the truck? Well, I had to get to my door. I wasn't going to do it from the ground. So I went around and I'm crawling over my roof of my truck and I'm trying to reach that door handle and even at 6'4", you just don't bend like it.


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[Assistant] I finally got it open. So seeing a man my size go from the roof to inside the truck, I pretty, I'm glad there wasn't no cameras. Yeah, it was amazing.


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[Assistant] But I got in there and I grabbed my gun and I cracked that window.


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[Assistant] And I just pointed it out that window, and I'm like, you rascal, if you, if you come at me,


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[Assistant] Right, don't make me do this. I don't want to. Well, so he's looking.


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[Assistant] Finally get satisfied, he done scared me off, which he had, I mean.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm like, Oh, okay. Thank God. Praise God.


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[Assistant] And I'm sitting there, and all of a sudden, the turkey quits gobbling. So I'm like, well Miller about to kill him. Ain't no thing.


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[Assistant] And by that time, I hear the weirdest sound in gunshots you've ever heard.


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[Assistant] Well then I heard it again. I said, something's wrong with Miller's gun. So I went to go find Miller.


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[Assistant] That Oster has done snuck up there on Miller while he's using that turkey call and beat the tar out of him.


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[Assistant] So at that time in his life, Mike Miller had, had converted.


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[Assistant] And I hadn't heard him cuss in probably 10 years.


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[Assistant] He legitimately got hurt by this ostrich. Got whooped by him, son. Yea. He got the gun knocked out of his hand.


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[Assistant] Finally scrambled over there to the gun and shot the ostrich in the chest twice at point blank range cause he was just curb stomping it.


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[Assistant] Hard toenail. You know what saved Miller? His binoculars.


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[Assistant] That turkey kicked, or turkey, that ostrich kicked him right in the chest, ripped his binoculars off. We find them like 20 yards away from where they went flying.


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[Assistant] And uh, but the funniest part of that was, we dug cactus needles out of Miller.


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[Assistant] For the next two days. Cause he, that ostrich just went round and round on him and whooped his butt. So of course I'm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I knew he went that way. I just didn't realize he went and attacked Miller.


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[Assistant] And I tell you what we did too, we cleaned Mr. Ostrich and we ate him. He pretty good eating. Were you still mad at him? I wasn't mad at him. No, he let me off. No, me and him was cool. You got away.


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[Assistant] I did have my gun just precariously out the window of my truck saying don't do it.


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[Assistant] Of course, all I had was a 20 gauge and I'm like, them things fast too. Watch this dude.


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[Assistant] Ostrich or whoopie? Oh, I'm telling you, when that sucker, you ain't ever felt fear in your life, to you gathering all your stuff out the back of your truck and you hear,


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[Assistant] And that second time when curiosity gets you, I felt like the guy in the scary movie, you know, when they hear the noise and they go investigate. Well, when I heard it again, I had to know what was behind me. I was like, oh boy, here we go.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, I was so happy that I had that toolbox in the back of my truck, because I don't know if I could have got to the roof by just jumping. Well, I probably could have. I was scared.


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[Assistant] Miller tried that line on him and said, uh, uh, you know, we won't sue you if we ain't gotta pay for that ostrich.


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[Assistant] I looked at the old boy and I said, how much we owe you? I ain't, I ain't trying to.


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[Assistant] I ain't playing that game. What'd we owe you? We killed your livestock. What'd we owe you?


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[Assistant] But I wanted to keep turkey hunting, so I was willing to pay. Yeah, here you go. Let's roll.


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[Assistant] Ostrich fights. I did not know that story. Yeah, that was a good one. That was, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I've kept that one under my hat. Now that was not one of my more proud moments, but.


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[Assistant] Have you ever fed her the wild game that you hunt? That's a good start.


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[Assistant] Make it really good, and then say wouldn't you like to do this? But I also say this, if they've never been, if they have never been, don't start with a duck hunt, don't start with a deer hunt. Start with squirrels or doves, something you can go, you're moving, you make noise, the weather's nice, and you don't have to be quiet, cold, and miserable.


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[Assistant] Like you do sometimes when you're actually, when you're chasing fowl or chasing deer, go, just make sure they can have fun.


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[Assistant] If they can have fun, the chances are they'll try a different kind of hunting and then you just kind of...


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[Assistant] You know, like, this morning was not the morning to take somebody. A, there ain't no ducks. B, it was like...


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[Assistant] 28 degrees here and there was about 10 mile an hour north wind. It was cold this morning. Not a good morning to say, hey, you want to go on your first hunt? No, this ain't it.


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[Assistant] Sometimes around the first of September, when it's still nice and breezy and warm out, you can take them and see if they'll go. But look, if she don't, man, hunting ain't for everybody. Just like...


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[Assistant] It's cold outside. You know what happens if she likes hunting? Your bill just doubled.


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[Assistant] Ain't no probably to it. I know it's in the thousand. It's just how many zeros are behind it.


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[Assistant] So how long have you been hunting? You've been chasing ducks for 60 years?


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[Assistant] I'm outta here. Boom! Uh, 60 years, you probably gotta think. Kill three, four hundred a year, probably. Something like that.


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[Assistant] That is a good one. All right, we're out. We'll see y'all next time right here.


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[Assistant] Well the biggest thing they got on them is an alarm clock so that you don't sleep till 10.30.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeah, you thought it was your security system, but it was your alarm.


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[Assistant] I wasn't here either, I had no idea. And that's the two that actually work at this place for a paycheck.


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[Assistant] Well, ain't nothing gonna fix communication if a man sleeps till 10 o'clock in the morning. That's true.


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[Assistant] Oh, preach it. I'm serious. Oh, I'm agreeing with you wholeheartedly.


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[Assistant] For the people that don't know, Rucker, we told you he's in the show. You see all this stuff if you're watching on YouTube, on our table.


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[Assistant] This is Brian Rucker. Cause he let one person sign the table. And then he just started carrying Sharpies with him and like, Hey, y'all want to sign the table?


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[Assistant] But that, that's a hard, I mean. No, that's why the whole lesson was.


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[Assistant] But you're, you grow up and you're taught, as men especially.


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[Assistant] National pastime, transfer the blame. That's it.


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[Assistant] So it sounds like that an engineer was finally consulted on this and the math was done.


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[Assistant] You like spending a lot of time in a hammock, don't you? I don't even know what to say.


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[Assistant] So I do have a question for you, something I considered this weekend while I was, while I was fishing. You know, growing up, before you get a boat, all you can do is fish down the bank, right? That's all you can do.


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[Assistant] Well then you get a boat, and what's the first thing you do? You go fish the bank. You standing on the bank, you won't fish out there.


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[Assistant] It only took a hundred and something episodes for a, for a mic wire to go out. We're like at 120. I think we're doing good. Jace caught a bunch of crappie on a jig.


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[Assistant] It's our only guarantee. How'd they cook them? Meal or mustard?


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[Assistant] I'm starving. You want some fried fish? I caught a few this weekend. I cut the sides off of them.


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[Assistant] What'd you catch? I caught some crappie. I caught some bass. I caught some drum.


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[Assistant] I went to the, to the duck hole over there that, that floods. Yeah, it's got a lot of trash in it. But I did find out.


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[Assistant] Something that I thought I figured I knew but I didn't know. Everything that swam.


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[Assistant] We'll eat a dead hump chatterbait. It's unbelievable. When you have a four pound catfish doe poppet sucker.


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[Assistant] He is like just a freight train going the other way when he hits it. Catching a catfish on a moving bed.


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[Assistant] You just, that's why you go. Cause you do stuff you don't, you ain't ever done before every time you go.


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[Assistant] He mad. I don't know why that catfish got such a bad attitude.


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[Assistant] And your whole life, you're taught fish on the bottom for catfish and this, that, the other now they running down a daggum bait going two miles an hour. Just, just train. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I guess they get mad enough at it that they just, that's what they do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I forgot just how strong their mouth is. You can kick the top of my thumb for that. He, he, he got me pretty good on that one. He clamped down on my thumb. I was like...


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[Assistant] It sure makes you thankful that they don't think humans are a good, a good meal cause you would never go swimming.


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[Assistant] All the difference is during the winter, it's brown with mud. It ain't like you wash it. Oh yeah. So.


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[Assistant] You got about three layers of protection before you get to the paint on it.


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[Assistant] Just straightening it up. Well, let's take a break. Let's take a break. When we come back, I got an idea. I want to float past you for a fun past time.


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[Assistant] In the new duck hole that Clay purchased.


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[Assistant] I'm sure everybody that's listening is probably somewhat familiar with it.


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[Assistant] So in there, it's also got the jumping carp, the Asian carp that are such a problem.


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[Assistant] Okay. So I've always wanted to do this, but I never knew a place on private land that would allow you to do it. That had the jumping carpet. I got us a place now. Let's say I get my boat. Cause when you, when you're motoring the hum of the motor makes them jump. I get my boat. I get you a helmet and I got you a good seat on the back of my boat and we trim that baby up.


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[Assistant] And make them things jump, and when they do, you take that 28 gauge, and you just yow him.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to get you to sign a waiver. If you shoot my motor, I'm gonna have to have you reimburse me.


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[Assistant] 500 of them jumping at one time. This one's a little more controlled, but they're all big ones. They're all like 20, 30 pounds.


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[Assistant] They're ruining our waterways and our fisheries, so we gotta get them out of here.


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[Assistant] So that, that's the purpose of this. I, I don't believe in catching and killing nothing you ain't gonna use, but this thing, if we don't get a hold of him.


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[Assistant] It's a nuisance and it's going to completely ruin our fisheries and our water. But you ain't going to be able to drive a boat down none of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do it on skis with dip nets and catch them and they try to do all kinds of stupid human tricks. We're going to go a little safer. We're just going to get a gun.


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[Assistant] I trust you with a shotgun. You ain't getting in there with no pistol. That pistol bullet keep going. That shotgun gonna hit the water and stop right there.


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[Assistant] Hold up, no doubt. And we're doing the world a great service by doing so.


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[Assistant] That's where these come from. They come out of the bayou LeFou's up in there. That's why, that's how those got in there.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Brittany hadn't ever seen them before until yesterday. And then that first one come out of the water. She said, what was that?


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[Assistant] Cause she just heard the splash behind us. I said turn around and look behind us. And then here they go.


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[Assistant] Now I did see a big yellow carp, common carp yesterday come out of the water and breach. I was like, what's, what's he doing?


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[Assistant] Well, there was boys up there, there was boys up there in Missouri, that area that said, we're going to grow these cart for cat food and some pond, retained pond, right?


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[Assistant] Until that big muddy river gets out of its banks and gets into your stockpond.