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[Assistant] Here's a newsflash. You can believe whatever you want to believe. Whether your parents tell you or they don't, you know, belief is belief. Uhm, which is another thing I was actually thinking about this morning. If you say you don't...


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[Assistant] Was who he said he was and so that, that he's not God. So I'm assuming, cause it seemed like there is a belief in something that was created. And so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, oh, I think for your child, I would, I mean me personally, I would certainly hope that they would find a faith and can believe in something bigger than what they're seeing on this planet.


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[Assistant] I don't think you should be the one to teach or say that you shouldn't be dishonest. I mean, if you don't believe it, just say, I don't believe it.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the other is actually, you probably should read, you may should read


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[Assistant] The New Testament and read what it actually says and so.


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[Assistant] Uh, then even if you didn't believe it, at least you could share that conversation with your kids and say, well, Hey, I read it and here's what I'm seeing. And, um, and if you deduct a non belief there, then, um, that's one way to go.


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[Assistant] Uh, through this life, uh, I was telling a friend the other day, I don't know how people


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[Assistant] Do you go through life without any faith in anything? It just seems like it's a big luck of the draw. And I would just be like panic going, that would be miserable. So, um, so I'm going to choose to believe. And I would, if I sat with you, we'd probably talk for 30 minutes about kind of where all this came from. And, um,


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[Assistant] But I choose to believe and, but because I've read the New Testament and


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[Assistant] It makes a lot more sense to me than anything else I've seen as far as what we believe in. So that's a.


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[Assistant] I like how you said typically whenever it was, you've only been baptized.


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[Assistant] But you're like typically that, typically I would do that like one in the morning.


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[Assistant] I haven't read these things a few times and so I would say this, there is no day of the week, uhm,


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[Assistant] Uh, the jailer comes to mind in the book of acts where, um,


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[Assistant] Remember the guys were in jail, the jail busted open, they were gonna leave, they didn't, he was gonna kill himself, and then they went to his house, and it says at that hour of the night,


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[Assistant] The jailer and his whole family, uh, were baptized and so, uh, uh, probably wasn't a Sunday.


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[Assistant] And so yeaah, this can be any time, uh,


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[Assistant] Whenever the person is ready, there's no schedule needed for a church or a pastor. That's not in the New Testament. Uhm, so yeaah, whenever this person's ready, this is your son at 13. Now I would just, you know,


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[Assistant] I would just say the person needs to know exactly what they're doing. And so.


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[Assistant] If you're worried about them losing interest, I wouldn't worry about that. If they lose interest, don't


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[Assistant] They don't need to get baptized because this is not something that you're interested in for a second and then later on you're not interested. You can read Luke chapter 14, the cost of being a disciple where Jesus is pretty clear about what it's going to take to follow Him.


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[Assistant] I would put it in our terms as saying if my wife, if I was like, if I don't ask her to marry me right now, she's liable to lose interest next month.


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[Assistant] Well, if that's the case, we probably shouldn't get married. So, um, if your son is ready to make Jesus the Lord of his life and he is gonna


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[Assistant] Confess he will be Lord of his life and repent of his sins and when that time is ready, uh, he should be baptized, but if there's any


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[Assistant] Flakiness or uncertainty, then just wait, wait until that person


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[Assistant] Is ready to go. And then at that point, I wouldn't wait on anybody to schedule anything because that, that's never, that was never used in the New Testament.


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[Assistant] Baptism simply means to dip into water, and so now what spiritually happens, you can read Romans 6, 1-4, that's what spiritually happens when you're baptized.


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[Assistant] Uh, but as far as, uh, times and dates, yeah, when, uh, in the book of Acts, when someone heard the gospel, uh, or they,


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[Assistant] I had this encounter with Jesus like, uh, Saul did, you know, who became Paul, who wrote half the New Testament. Uh, he encounters Jesus.


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[Assistant] Uh, he falls down, he's blinded for three days. He goes into the city.


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[Assistant] He finds Ananias and he says, you know, I need to know what to do. And so he said he was baptized right there. And so that's when he did it. And then he immediately started teaching others and getting after it. So, uh, yeah, usually that's the, that's the deal. They hear the gospel and then they're, they're baptized. Acts chapter two, uh, when they heard the gospel, they said, what must we do? And Peter says, repent and be baptized. So those are immediate.


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[Assistant] That's immediately when it's happening, so yeaah, don't get hung up on the days of the week and all that.


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[Assistant] That's all just kind of Americanized stuff that we've, that we've done. Uh, and so, uh, we certainly want your son to.


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[Assistant] Know what he's doing it for, which is actually Jesus and the good news. Amen.


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[Assistant] Buried with Him through baptism into death, in order that just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life. And that was the life we were talking about for your son, that new life. And that's what we're looking for.


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[Assistant] He said, oh yeaah. It wasn't like sticking needles in you. It was like, you should have seen that. They put a ball of gas in my eyeball.


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[Assistant] And he said, lean your head over. And when I would, it rolled like a basketball. And it looked like, you know.


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[Assistant] Just something round like that inside your eye. He said it's going to look like it's about the size of a quarter.


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[Assistant] But he said, go down to your house and sit there on your bed, your favorite chair. He said,


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[Assistant] And lean your head. He said, he said, he pushed my head. He said, right. He said, is that moving? I said, it looked like it was rolling, like a basketball.


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[Assistant] And he said, right there, he said, keep your head right there for three days and three nights, 72 hours. I said, you, you've got to be kidding. He said,


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[Assistant] You have to keep your head and that ball, that's where I cut it. He said that ball's gonna, the only way to heal it is that. I said, what is that black thing? He said.


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[Assistant] If you lean your head on the right,


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[Assistant] Shoot, boy, I had to do it. It didn't really help, but boy, you talking about rough.


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[Assistant] But the only thing that can get you kicked to the bank and out of there and not to be asked back.


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[Assistant] Is to ring somebody's ears with a shotgun. Or. Or.


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[Assistant] And you work them around and work them this year. Jay's had a formula. Don't do anything on the first pass. Just let them come by. They come by a second time.


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[Assistant] There weren't a whole lot of mallards down here and what was there, they were slick. So the second pass, you're just watching them. Don't do anything.


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[Assistant] The third pass when they came over, not a feed call, it was just, just a little low.


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[Assistant] Three little licks. They make another pass and they come on in and they just backpedal it.


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[Assistant] But if you tried anything else, and we did, we tried to list a little feed chuckle, we said Mallard Drake only, we'd try that.


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[Assistant] They're sitting back on the, on the bench in the back of the blind and the roof over them. When we got up to shoot a bunch of ducks. Let's get them boys. We got up. He didn't get up. He just shot from the hip. Inside the duck blind, he just went boom, boom.


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[Assistant] So what I'm saying is, ring ears, I've got earplugs in right now and they're worth every dime. They're very expensive, but I got them now. I've got it turned up to about two, but when you in dark hunting, you can put it on maximum hearing.


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[Assistant] And you can hear things you never heard before in your life way out across there. And everybody seems to be talking real loud because I'm hearing anything. But when someone shoots accidentally too close to me, these earplugs, they squeeze them decibels off and they protect your ear. Everybody with duck hunts needs to have a good set, some type of earplugs.


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[Assistant] And then when someone shoots too close to you, one did this year, one man, I forgot who he was, some guest, he shot way too close, but fortunately for me, I had these earplugs in, no damage.


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[Assistant] You know, just, just add it up. You say, that's, that's a loud racket that's coming out of there. Raising up, you know.


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[Assistant] You start going this way, there's a man. I'm on the one end, the callers are on one end and the other end, so we can watch him.


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[Assistant] And so we can get them at the right spot. So it's critical.


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[Assistant] On when you say, let's get them. They better be right there or they're gone. Sometimes Jason M, you know, says, got to take them, got to try them. So we had a couple of bunches, big pin tails this year and the first pass was the closest one and they got one in about


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[Assistant] 50 to 60. The next pass was a little further away.


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[Assistant] Next pie is a little further. They gone. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Five minutes later, looked up, here's another bunch. Same thing. Ten minutes later, here comes another bunch. All pintails. So after about that, oh, the fifteenth bunch, we hadn't fired a shot. We're just looking at them work around and leave.


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[Assistant] So finally somebody down there, old hook and bull Thompson, hook and bull said, boys.


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[Assistant] Uh, y'all argue, I said, Bolin, what are you thinking about? We can't get them things to go ahead and come on in there. I said, somebody's messing up, what are they seeing? We're trying to analyze the situation, you know. Old Hook and Bolin said, boys, I gotta, I gotta,


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[Assistant] Little advice. I said, what you got there, Will? He said, we can kill each other.


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[Assistant] I said, what? He said, we can kill them. I said, when? What are you talking about? He said, they're 60 yards. He said, they're flying in bunches of 50 to 75.


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[Assistant] He said, that's a lot of ducks. He said 60 yards, we can do some serious damage.


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[Assistant] They said like having plugs in your gun and such. Yeah. So you said, what about y'all were in a tree?


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[Assistant] We had a duck blind in a big bowl of cypress tree. One of them big cypress, but short, not too tall. We're about 20 foot off the water. I let them off, go hide the boat outboard.


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[Assistant] Get in a P-Rogue, paddle back up there, get on my ladder, sink the P-Rogue, that way you didn't have a boat run, and that's the way we hunted them. So you said, well how'd you pick up your ducks? How'd you get your cripples? Cause there's a little lake. I said, 22 rifle.


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[Assistant] So what we did was when they all fail, there goes three swimming toward the brush.


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[Assistant] And with scope, 22 rifle. So we got so efficient at just head shooting them for those cripples.


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[Assistant] We didn't, we didn't, like a dog, what's he gonna do? He can't climb the tree. He's out.


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[Assistant] So you say, I get down, get the p-roll, pull it out, all that time, ducks, more ducks. I said, we got to come up with a quick way. That's what we did. I wouldn't recommend it, but I'm just saying back in the day, that's how we shot our cripples. So next month's a pin tails, he's about 60 yards.


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[Assistant] We had six, seven men, plugs out of their guns, Brown and A5. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum


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[Assistant] Pintail was a 10 pointer. So you could kill 10 of them. You could kill 10 pintails. So we ended up, you know, kill about 50 or 60 pintails.


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[Assistant] Phil ain't ever tried to hide nothing. Your audience is now, we have all repented. That's right. The law abiding citizen.


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[Assistant] I would say pentails are a wily duck. I would say mallard ducks that have been hammered pretty good.


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[Assistant] You have to remember we're in South Arkansas and Louisiana. We're on the far end of the flyway. These ducks have run the gauntlet from the Canadian border.


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[Assistant] And when the Canadians, there's a lot of people go up there to hunt them and the Canadians hunt them. So by the time they get to here.


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[Assistant] Flying up, you know, the Dakotas coming down, Minneapolis, wherever they're coming down, the Mississippi, you say they begin to go down the central flyway.


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[Assistant] The marsh in Louisiana has deteriorated to such a point.


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[Assistant] That it's not the draw it once was. We've lost so many acres.


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[Assistant] We don't see the ducks going down to Catahoula midstate on down in the marsh. The marsh is deteriorated so much that that's not a drawing card. So these ducks, what we see are one, they've been shot at probably most, for the most part, and they just get that slick. You just got to really be patient.


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[Assistant] With your duck card, if you want to get them in there right.


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[Assistant] It's just a tough tough tough time. They're survivors.


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[Assistant] I experienced this, uh, light, uncancelled, finding meaning and peace in a culture of accusations, shame, and condemnation. They condemn you, they shame you, they accuse you, they try to get you fired. I experienced this about, when was that, about 2014.


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[Assistant] Some guy walked up to my chair. He had just asked Jason a question that I was not privy to because Jason told me about it later.


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[Assistant] What he did with Jace, he walked up to him, Jace sitting on the couch, Jepther sitting over there.


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[Assistant] And uh, Willie was sitting over here, I'm here, so I think Sy was there. Yeah, you were there. But anyway, he goes up to Jace and he says, do you really expect us to believe that you didn't have sex with your girlfriend before you married her? He said, do you expect us to believe that crap? Jace said, I don't care whether you believe it or not. I waited till I got married. So he said, ha! Well from that,


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[Assistant] If I had known he was asking those kind of questions, I probably wouldn't even have just, just sent him down the road. So all I did was give him a Bible verse. What ensued was when they went back and put it in print. So they attacked me and it took them about three weeks. Someone said, he just quoted the Bible verse because I didn't want to, what I believe wasn't pertinent.


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[Assistant] It is pertinent. So I just gave them a Bible verse so if they were going to jump on somebody.


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[Assistant] Blame God and the apostle Paul for putting that in 1 Corinthians.


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[Assistant] Six, nine, and ten. I didn't give him the Bible verse, but finally someone said, he just quoted a Bible verse. It's what it says. So because of that and now, if you're tearing down somebody's statue because he's a famous, one of our famous founding fathers, and you commit a sin, they zero in on where you committed that sin.


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[Assistant] And they'll never forgive you the rest of your days.


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[Assistant] It's 200 years from, they look back at the human race and they pick out sins and they condemn them.


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[Assistant] They ostracize them, they shame them, they, they, they accuse them, but they never forgive them. So I just said, well, let's see. So in answer to your question, here's a, here's an apostle of Jesus. Check this out. You say, what is the problem when people condemn others for no reason? I gave them the trash that I've committed in a, in a,


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[Assistant] Sinful lifestyle. I gave it to him on the front end. Front end. I said, okay, yep.


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[Assistant] I killed way too many ducks. I violated the law. I was an outlaw. I'm a whoremonger, a drunkard.


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[Assistant] And I go around smoking dope, we sit in the soccer. I said, so I've experienced all that. I was a very sinful man when I came to Jesus. Well, here's, here's old, the apostle John. And I mean, it is a doozy. Let's see. Where is it? First job. This is a John. Uh, I don't want your audience to hear this.


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[Assistant] John 15. Well while you're looking for that Phil, we're going to take a


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[Assistant] You do not belong to the world, but I've chosen you out of the world. This is the people that come to Jesus by faith that I wrote a book for. This is why the world hates you. Remember the words I spoke to you. No servant is greater than his master if they persecuted me. Jesus never made a mistake, not one. You say, they murdered him.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And before they murdered him, they hate him. They hated him. Yeah. If they persecuted me, they'll persecute you also. I asked Willie about it. I said, what did that caper cost us with sponsors bailing out?


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[Assistant] Because I'm a sorry low down heathen for quoting the Bible verse. And Willie said, we lost about 10 million.


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[Assistant] Just like that. You say, but you're still operating pretty good. I still got plenty.


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[Assistant] So they tried to do you in financially, but that one didn't work. If they obeyed my teaching,


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[Assistant] They will obey yours also, the people we contact.


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[Assistant] This audience is listening today. They'll treat you this way because, uh, they do not know the one who sent me.


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[Assistant] If I had not come and spoken to them, they wouldn't be guilty of sin.


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[Assistant] Now however, they have no excuse for their sin. You say, they drag up things on people and they are called. Somebody said they're the cancel culture. If you don't agree with their ideology, and if you've made a mistake in your past, you sent somebody a text on the computer and you kind of have some rough language in there, they'll bring that up. Well whoops, well you just lost your job.


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[Assistant] He who hates me hates my father as well. If I had not done among them what no one else did, they wouldn't be guilty of sin. But he said, I've come to pay for their sins. So when you love God and you love your neighbor, you quit accusing others.


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[Assistant] You say, why can't we accuse others of their wrongdoing and hold it against them?


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[Assistant] He sent his only begotten son, whoever believes in him won't perish. So he comes down, lives a perfect life, dies on a cross that he said he would do, was buried and raised from the dead.


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[Assistant] Solved your sin problem. Solved your grave problem.


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[Assistant] So you embrace that by faith, and he cancelled Colossians chapter 2. The written code. He cancelled the written code.


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[Assistant] It seems real simple, the Ten Commandments as I see it, starting about the whole, no gods before me.


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[Assistant] Uh, work six days, rest one. Sounds like a good idea to me. And then he said, children obey your father and mother, I hope. And then don't murder. I'm like, it would be a better place if we didn't murder each other and we all obeyed our parents if we did what was right. Yeah. And don't commit adultery. I'm guilty as charged. You're like, don't do that.


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[Assistant] It's sinful. Don't steal, don't lie, and don't covet. I'm like, that's just ten of the written code, and I didn't even do well.


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[Assistant] With any of them. Am I the only one that's ever violated them? Somebody said, well, so Jesus said, here's what I'll do. I'll cancel that for you and put you under a system.


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[Assistant] It's called grace. It's a gift. It's free. All your sins will be wiped away. My blood will remove your sin. I'm going to have to die to save you. And that's what I'm going to do. The penalty I've chosen is my death for you to make you alive. So he does away with the written code. We're under grace.


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[Assistant] We believe he died, was being raised from the dead. It ain't rocket science. And on top of that, Jesus went back into heaven.


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[Assistant] He's there 24-7, you make a mistake as a follower of Jesus. You just give them to him, not count it against you. No written code. It's just, but you do have to love me and you have to love each other.


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[Assistant] Well if you love God and you loved each other, the last thing you would do is drum up a charge on somebody who sinned and accuse them, if God forgave me, I'm going to forgive them.


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[Assistant] I'm not mad at the cancel culture, I'm just trying to tell them, look, y'all are condemning people for sinning and you've done the


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[Assistant] Plenty of sinning yourself. You're condemning yourself. You condemn them. You're going to be condemned. God's going to cancel you if you start canceling others. So the people who attack me and cost me 10 million, you say, how do you feel about them? Oh, I love them. I love them. And I say,


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[Assistant] Jesus is the way y'all ought to follow him. He'll remove you of what you tried to do to me. He'll remove that. He'll forgive you. So watch. I'll finish with this.


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[Assistant] Here's the deal. Listen to this. If we could learn, here's America's problem. You say, is it a, is it a political problem or is it a spiritual problem? Love is patient.


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[Assistant] Love does not envy. Someone has a better job at it. Hey, be thankful for them. You say, hey, that's a good deal. Love does not boast. Love is not proud. Love is not rude. Love is not self-seeking. Love, well guess what, is not easily angered. But here's the beauty of love.


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[Assistant] I forgive him. I forgive him. It keeps no record of wrongs. They came to Jesus.


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[Assistant] And I'll finish with this. They came to Jesus and they said, Lord.


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[Assistant] How many times should we forgive someone who sins against us? Seven? Now look.


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[Assistant] Peter said, maybe forgive him seven times, he was thinking, you know, cut him a little slack. And if you think about it, you say.


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[Assistant] Seven times. Uh, in America, I don't think they would give you seven times of seven forgiveness scene, do you? Nope.


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[Assistant] Now the answer Jesus gave him was profound. He said, Peter, seven? He said, seventy times seven.


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[Assistant] Peter was like, 70 times 7, you mean? He said, just forgive him and move on.


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[Assistant] And just before he died, at the moment of his death.


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[Assistant] He looked down at him, what was left of him. They brutalized him, and he said, forgive them.


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[Assistant] Father, they don't know what they're doing. Forgive them. His dying words, you're like man, what a, what a wonderful thing he did for the human race. It's the greatest thing that could happen to anybody.


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[Assistant] So I would recommend highly, and it's free of charge, by the way, when you put your faith in God,


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[Assistant] That Colossians text, that's Colossians 2 about verse 20.


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[Assistant] That I gave you. I'll just finish up with this. Let's see.


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[Assistant] In Him, in Jesus, you also were circumcised. It's scary for you males, you're like, ooh. In the putting off of the sinful nature, not with a circumcision done by the hands of men and a sharp knife, you can add.


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[Assistant] But with the circumcision done by Christ, listen to this, having been buried with Him in baptism and raised with Him through your faith in the power of God who raised Him from the dead, you're like, whoa.


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[Assistant] That's a wonderful thing. Cut away my sinful nature.


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[Assistant] I can be a new person. It's kind of like being born again.


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[Assistant] When you were dead in your sins, I've been there, and so have y'all, and so has everybody else. And in the uncircumcision of your sinful nature, hoo, I remember it. It was brutal. God made you alive with Christ. He forgave us all our sins. No record.


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[Assistant] Having cancelled the written code, I'm thinking.


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[Assistant] That was against us, the law was, and that stood opposed to us. He comes down and keeps it, then turns around and dies to get us out from under it. He took it away, nailing it to the cross.


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[Assistant] Having disarmed the powers and authorities, he made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over them by the cross. So I am pleased to say you read, that's what the book basically says, you read it because we have a,


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[Assistant] A lot of problems in the United States of America, but if we don't wake up and we keep hating each other and devouring each other...


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[Assistant] This thing's gonna collapse around us. It's gonna collapse. So, please.


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[Assistant] Just think about Jesus, follow him, do what's right. What's the downside to loving God and loving your neighbor? I mean, what's the downside?


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[Assistant] Peace of mind is a rare commodity in America and we're giving them the one that can give them peace instead of war and fighting and


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[Assistant] I said, you're a preacher, you ever been drunk? He said, yeah. I said, cause I'm getting drunk right now talking to you. I had a, poured a beer in my, I mean my leg there just sitting there. He said, yeah, I've been drunk. I said,


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[Assistant] So I was looking at a preacher and he said, well, yeah, I've been drunk. I thought, well, there may be hope here. I basically said, you know, you see that door over there? Jan's up in the front of the bar handing out tracks.


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[Assistant] I said, I said, y'all leave that girl alone. She's, she's, she's one of these religious freaks, so she's passing out this stuff. I said, hey, you can throw it away later. I said, but don't mess with that woman. That's my sister. I said, oh, we didn't know. I said, yeah, don't, don't mess with her.


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[Assistant] So anyway, I ran him off that first, I ran him off the first time. You know, you see that door, you get out, get that door out of here.


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[Assistant] So I run them off. Jan said we made some headway, I think.


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[Assistant] About a year later, they said, why don't you just talk to that old guy that came in the bar that night. I mean, if he did that, you know. I said, by that time, you know, I'd run all my old Miss Kay and the kids off and everything, you know. So I said, alright, I'll sit down and listen to him. So for the first time, I sat there and listened.


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[Assistant] I basically said on the way out the door, when I heard about Jesus, what He's done for me,


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[Assistant] I thought, the world alive would miss that. I said, I never, I missed it.


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[Assistant] If someone had told me, I would be waving a Bible around, hollering about Jesus.


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[Assistant] If they had told me that back then, I would have said, are you nuts? I just couldn't, I wouldn't have comprehended it. Yeah, hand me another beer.


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[Assistant] You folks out there in computer land, just remember.


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[Assistant] Preaching school. Preaching school. I said, oh, we're good. We're great. So, we just talked there, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, years went by and I just noticed one night I walked, I looked out there, I was giving the lesson, I looked out there and he was sitting there. And I thought, that's unusual.


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[Assistant] Take me back in and baptize me. I said, good to have you on board, my man. It's just one chance meeting, you know. We're a great brother now.


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[Assistant] You know you're on the right track, because I went over to university across the river, uh,


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[Assistant] Little old place, you know, small, just a few people there. And I looked out there, you know, after a few, a year or two.


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[Assistant] We got like half blacks and half whites, which is a wonderful thing. We're all coming together.


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[Assistant] And the old SWAT man, the old SWAT policeman told me, he said, Robinson, he said, I don't want to hurt your feelings. He said, well, we've arrested about half of your Congress. I said.


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[Assistant] You know, that we separate each other because of a race, but we shouldn't. We should just.


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[Assistant] What department in Saltwater made a duck side? I look up in the air, he's a jet, he comes down, he's sitting there, he's a boat.


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[Assistant] Clear it away and we left the big trees, you know, beautiful thing. And I, I looked at all them crawfish holes and I told old Dan, I said, Dan, there's a lot of crawfish out in this thing.


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[Assistant] So I got it kind of opened up now when the backwater comes in there. I got my traps all ready.


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[Assistant] We saved back some of our fat ones up. My man, we saved them. So we got enough for duck gumbos for about the first, you know, two or three months, four or five months, you know.


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[Assistant] Fingers, we call them duck fingers. Take each side of the breast.


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[Assistant] And you cut it and it's left about like your middle finger there, about like that. You tenderize them. You soak them in a little brown water. Three day process. Yeah. Stone. You do that the first night, pour all that off, pour it all off. And then you put them in buttermilk and let them soak in buttermilk for a night. Then the next time, next day you get up and you roll them in sour cream, roll them in sour cream, the fingers, you don't seize them at all. And you roll that in flour, roll it in flour.


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[Assistant] Fry them fast. I'd say about a minute, minute and a half if you fry them. Peanut oil. Take them out. We season them right then. Duck fingers.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, pandemic. They're coming inside the house. The flying squirrels have descended upon my living room and eaten the dog's dog food. So we don't know what we're going to do about that yet.


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[Assistant] No, hey, this thing ain't going nowhere, boys. I'll probably sleep in this tonight.


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[Assistant] No, I like, I like bratwurst from Germany. Oh, he's a brat.


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[Assistant] The fairway, we was going this way and right over here was where the green was. Ladies and gentlemen, lay up down there and then come back around. And I said, wait a minute, it ain't about 20 yards on the other side of these streets.


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[Assistant] Video game. I said, let me pull a Greg Norman on the board.


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[Assistant] Somebody, one of my fans says it's in. Let's see what you do. I think it's a hat. Knockin' in a hat.


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[Assistant] Now that's true. In the military I used to be pretty good. The most I ever won was $265. In what? In pool.


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[Assistant] And guess what I did the next day? Lost it back. No. I went to Walmart and bought me two rod and reels, a tackle box, and then filled it up with baits.


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[Assistant] Broken back ones, yeaah. And then the wrangled ones, yeaah.


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[Assistant] The last one, he had already knocked the tip up off the, uh, pole stick.


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[Assistant] So there was a mop over on the wall, he just, this guy was big, he just broke the end of the mop off through the trash can, and we played the last game with a mop.


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[Assistant] He, he never cashed his military check. He sent it home and they put it in the bank for him. And you could buy a thousand dollars off of him anytime.


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[Assistant] And he's the reason I won that $265 cause he said, Hey, if you ain't got the money, I I'll back you.


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[Assistant] Cause you fix to take that idiot's money on, on his best day and your worst day, you can beat him.


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[Assistant] You know when I said, Pat, you know I don't play for money. He grabbed me in the chest and just...


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[Assistant] Lifting me up and pull him to, you're gonna play him. I said, yes, sir. Okay. There you go.


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[Assistant] No, no, look here, me and Pat played one day, and we played a lot, but one day...


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[Assistant] And the goal for me was to hook him where he couldn't make the shot.


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[Assistant] So I said alright, you know, and, and he was always asking me, uh, play for 10.


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[Assistant] You know, play for 20. I said, Pat, I've watched you in too much money. I ain't playing you for money. So I finally there, I put a shot cause the cue ball roll in between two on the, on the other end of the, the pool table.


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[Assistant] There's two balls, one sitting this right and the other one blocking, and I roll the cue ball in between them.


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[Assistant] So he had, he had just, he could bank and hit the bank on the other side, just at an angle a little bit. And his ball, the eight ball was up here against the rail. And I said.


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[Assistant] I said, Pat, I said, how much you want money? How much money you gonna put on this one?


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[Assistant] He said, it's up to you, make it easy on yourself, son. I said, I got you this time. I said, $20.


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[Assistant] I said, I got you this time, so yeaah, I'ma play this, I'ma play some money on this one.


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[Assistant] So it took him about five minutes. He got on the table with a stick and he had to six rail it. He had to six rail this stupid cue ball. Six rail it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he only had, I'm telling you, he had like seven inches and he could just hit the other side.


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[Assistant] And it had the little odd, hey, this is a real game. Cause I didn't play for money cause he'd always win. But that time I said, I got you this time. So I'll, I'll risk 20. He finally got a pair and he's like this. And just.


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[Assistant] Boom! I couldn't believe he didn't tear the felt or break the pool stick. Cause he hit it. Okay, and that thing, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, and it was right in the middle, the eight ball was. It hit, it hit over here and starts going and it looks like it's fixing to stop.


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[Assistant] And it just keeps going, keeps going, keeps going, and just, right when this fixer run out it goes, and this thing goes, clunk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I said, you have got to be kidding me.


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[Assistant] Have you ever heard of anyone taking a phone book that's about two and a half inches thick?


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[Assistant] Hey, I'll bet you money that I can tear this phone book in half.


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[Assistant] I'm telling you, 225, I gave you 50 pounds, alright boy, here we go. He's trying to tear this book in half.


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[Assistant] But since you said he's a man of mystery, hi, his job is a mystery.


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[Assistant] I don't know how he does it. Well, that's why I'm saying it's a mystery. Job for you or his real job? His real job.


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[Assistant] And I can't believe it, John, John Gowans don't like greens. He says it tastes like dirt.


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[Assistant] That's the thing they use in Africa. That's the vehicle they use in Africa, the Land Rover.


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[Assistant] I made, hey, we actually took a 2x4, okay. 2x4. Put a, a real strong, uh, uh, clothesline pin.


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[Assistant] Right, put clothes, hang clothes with. Oh yea. And wrap an inner tube, you know, tight real good with an inner tube. And then we would cut about a half inch circle, you know, an inner tube.


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[Assistant] And I had like a, it looked like a 30, 30 rifle barrel on the stupid thing and I, I put it on the end and put it all the way back to that.


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[Assistant] The safety pin, okay, and put it in there, and we'd have wars with them.


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[Assistant] Wow. It was so much fun to put it against somebody's back and hit that clothespin.


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[Assistant] Golly. Oh no, that was fun. Especially when I come up with the Buntline special.


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[Assistant] But it was right. This was great. We even made them where they were, multiple.


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[Assistant] Redneck energy, boys. I bought one from a boat show. We went from, hey, look, we went from cow patty fights to button line special fights.


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[Assistant] The worst one I ever seen was Jimmy Frank got hit in the face. It was crusty, look it was crusty on top.


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[Assistant] One of the pies on cow patty. And the front of it was soft.


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[Assistant] Cause hey, you don't understand it. There's a lot of hate going on cause hey, Jimmy Frank used to make them all play football. And like, uh, Kenny Tittle got a scholarship to Louisiana Tech.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Him and Harold both, they had both of them had a main streak to them.


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[Assistant] But they were me. Yeah, my whole, my whole family and all the kinfolks. I don't know why they're so mean.


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[Assistant] Look, you know the big giant kitchen matches? Yeaah. We used to take a razor blade.


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[Assistant] Okay, put four. A razor blade's not anywhere, jokes never start with razor blades. No, no, listen to me, you take the razor blade and you cut it.


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[Assistant] One way and then you cut it another way and then you take paper and make yourself the arrow, the feathers.


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[Assistant] And then you get a needle, the biggest one you can find, and put it in the other end. And then you have wars with them.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, that was our dart. We couldn't afford darts.


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[Assistant] Why would you throw darts if you could afford them? Well, if we could afford them, we'd have used darts. You just thrown a dart at your friend? Hey, at my brothers. And at their cousins.


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[Assistant] Oh no, we had plenty of friends. They all enjoyed the game.


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[Assistant] It's May, Phil and Tommy. Women Frog 112 mile by you. Had a sack full of them. Coming back. Well, Phil's in a hurry to get home.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got Tommy's flashlight. Tommy bought it. Worked, he worked for it and then bought him a 5-cell flashlight that we use to gig frogs with. He's got the baby gun.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it was one of them breakdown shoot pellets or babies.


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[Assistant] Okay, so. Benjamin. Yeah, so, yeah.


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[Assistant] He's got it loaded, okay, cause we took it to kill snakes with. And he told Phil, Phil's up there about 50 yards. He said, hey, wait up, boy the flash is out, me inside can't see. Phil said, nah, I ain't waiting, y'all better catch up.


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[Assistant] He said, hey boy, I told you you better wait for us, or I'm gonna shoot you. Bill said, yeah, he's still going.


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[Assistant] Lights, grass, batteries fly every direction and then their foot races on to the house. Cause Tommy's fixing to beat his butt if he catches it. Did he catch it? He didn't catch it. And look, mama had to take a razor blade.


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[Assistant] On Tommy's, on Phil's back and that baby was under the skin.


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[Assistant] Max, Max Nair. But anyway, look, he ate so much wild game.


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[Assistant] Okay, and like, if you ate wire game, like squirrel, rabbits, uh, doves, all the stuff we legally can kill with a shotgun. Okay, you go swallow some pellets.


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[Assistant] You know, but hey, guess what, sometimes you swallow them. Okay, look, he had ate so much, okay, he got real sick. Was in the hospital.


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[Assistant] They couldn't figure out what was wrong with it and he's going to the deal. They done called a family and it's got serious. He's dying.


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[Assistant] Run him through the x-ray machine, and he lights up like a Christmas tree.


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[Assistant] And I don't know what caught it, I don't, it wasn't his liver. It may have been... Appendix. Well, it may have been an appendix. Or a spleen one. Or a spleen.


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[Assistant] But anyway, look, it's, I'm serious when they x-rayed it.


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[Assistant] They showed the family. It looked like a Christmas tree. It was spots, bright spots everywhere.


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[Assistant] They shot, yo look, they picked out one like 100.


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[Assistant] They took his plane and they got, they just, it's in a bottle.


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[Assistant] Oh no, look, he lived like 15 years and he was, what, 70 at the time, so he died like 85.


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[Assistant] And they'd be laying in a cotton gin or wherever and we'd run up on them and mama'd say, go down there and bring him a, wake him up gin and then bring him to the house. And feed him, right? Oh yea.


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[Assistant] Well, hey. I don't either. No, he, he had, he had bad teeth. Okay, this is like. Rotten? Yeah, rotten.


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[Assistant] Actually, you know, cleared him up. Made him healthy? Yeah, yeah, made him healthy. Oh, okay. Because he was infected. How old was he when he had his teeth? Oh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh, I rolled my scooter here this morning. Why didn't you bring the truck? It was out of gas.


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[Assistant] Oh, you got me answered. What does it say? I didn't know it had.


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[Assistant] I don't, the only time I dealt with needles somewhere was making darts.


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[Assistant] I was going to say biblically, I didn't know of anything, but you know Al, I think Al's got a tattoo of a girl's name on his body. He's got his own name on his forearm that he did himself.


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[Assistant] Jesus, Jesus actually told his disciples they run up on somebody that was preaching.


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[Assistant] That's why John 3, 16 and 17 is my favorite verse. And the reason is you need to read 17. It's the savior of the world did not come down here and condemn anyone or judge anyone.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll give you my example personally, okay? Me and my son, when he was growing up, he was into Nintendo.


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[Assistant] Okay. And he played, uh, who's the best golfer that used to be Philip Macmillan.


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[Assistant] Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. Yeah, Tiger Woods. He had that on Nintendo. Okay. And he got me to play cause, you know, so he'd have someone to, you know, competition.


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[Assistant] That was time that me and my son had your father's son time.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, it's all about your perspective about this.


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[Assistant] Somebody will say, well, okay, now it says in the Bible, you know, grow up and be manly and what all this. Okay. Well, hey, look, you know, that's son and father time. That's important.


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[Assistant] I had that sneaky peek, like Curly Dawn.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's funny. I did see a guy, I saw a guy in the pool hall play for money and he lost but he didn't have the money.


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[Assistant] Uh oh. So the guy said, what size of them shoes you got on? And he took the man's shoes and left. To satisfy the debt?


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[Assistant] And he had a- he would take a dime between these two fingers and stand from me to John David, where the- the phone was, the-


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[Assistant] The pay phone. You put a quarter in the phone, you get to call somebody. He could do it. What? He'd take a dime and he'd walk from me to you. No, I saw him do it. And he would get the bets right with everybody in the room. And he took that dime, he said, I get three shots. And everybody's like, okay.


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[Assistant] And he missed on that first one, but it was so close, you knew you were in trouble. And on the second one, nothing but net just


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[Assistant] Pay up boys. Go make the phone call. And I said...


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[Assistant] Right then I said, you never bet a man at his own trick. He, he could throw? Absolutely.


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[Assistant] That is not a thick phone book. I mean it's thicker than what I'm comfortable tearing. Wait, what?


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[Assistant] Is that half the book? You just split it in half, Si. Good job. Is that half? Pay the man. Is that half? No, no, no, no. Si, don't break it.


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[Assistant] I did bring all the treats from, uh, Valerie and her husband for you and Mark, uh, you and Godwin. I put them over there for y'alls dogs.


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[Assistant] Well, and I'm gonna say this, that's why I do like hanging out with y'all. You know, me and John David, we had a great time when we went on a few events together, me and you. But with Cy, everything's fun, everything's first class and a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] So here's what happened. We were shooting rubber bands and you shot and hit this duck and almost knocked his head off.


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[Assistant] Apparently, Sy's uncle ate so many ducks that he was full of pellets. Oh no no no no!


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[Assistant] He had them all pulled, and a year later he had grown three inches taller.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking about having mine pulled so I can grow a little. Si, what made you put them down?


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[Assistant] At least for a while. Unless you're stubborn. Si, what's the helmet here for?


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[Assistant] Well, it says that, uh, that you're not supposed to do it, but it also, there's, there's a ton of different things like what you don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do.


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[Assistant] So, but the whole law is summed up in the New Testament. See, that was all the Old Covenant. The New Covenant when Christ's blood made the New Covenant.


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[Assistant] We're not under law anymore, so if you're wearing shirts that have double different mesh together, like that's one of them in Leviticus. There's so many. If your goat gets out and...


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[Assistant] So, so yeaah, I would say in the past God spoke to our forefathers in many ways and various times, but in these last days he spoke to us through his son, whom he appointed heir over all things, and the commandment is, the commandment is, that we are no longer under law, that's why we kill and eat.


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[Assistant] So there's- if you wanna get a tattoo, I think it's okay. It's not- there's nothing-


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[Assistant] That says you can't, it's not a sin to get a tattoo. No.


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[Assistant] I've had, I've had kids come into our program with jailhouse tattoos, just rough looking, you know, some of the sweet.


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[Assistant] And, and there's nothing negative or wrong with it, but I will say this, I, I wasn't comfortable with their tattoo because I didn't like them. You know, I was just like, oh, he kind of looks rough. He's probably this, this, this, this. So I formed opinions about them, but once I get to, or I got to know them,


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[Assistant] Then I was like, man, I was kind of pre-judging somebody, you know, just because of look and I shouldn't have. And I learned from that. And I think you hear those stories.


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[Assistant] Now if I'm thoroughly equipped, if I'm thoroughly equipped, I've got everything I need. So if I'm building a garden and Justin says, hey, Phillip, are you thoroughly equipped? I said, yeah. And then later I say, wait a minute, I still need a hoe. I still need this.


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[Assistant] Then you've never been, you weren't thoroughly equipped. So God has given us what we need to be thoroughly equipped and that's salvation and Jesus' death, burial and resurrection and His ascension. These things you can


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[Assistant] Those are more weightier than other things. So if someone is preaching about Jesus, first of all, I'm glad to hear it because I deal with a lot of things that are anti-Jesus. So when I run across somebody who is a fellow believer, I don't care what name you have on your building, man, I'm glad to see you.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I'm gonna kinda look at it in a way where I'm gonna be more merciful about anything when it comes to people who are following Jesus, I mean.


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[Assistant] That's going to be the name of our next podcast. It's going to be called All About Si. How does that make you feel Si?


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[Assistant] Ah, look, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. Look, if you're looking for more Duck Call Room to listen to, be sure you hop on over, check out the four eight man podcast where Si and Stone


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[Assistant] Our guest on the new podcast with Sadie's husband Christian, you can check it out on youtube.com slash Christian Huff video. And they basically go have another episode of the duck call room, but they talk about the little.


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[Assistant] A little physical fitness and a whole lot of spiritual fitness. So be sure, check that out. Thank y'all for listening. And as always folks, if you could leave us a nice rating on Apple podcast or Spotify podcast.


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[Assistant] That way more people can find us. You can share the love this holiday season. Without further ado, we are in here


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[Assistant] You're probably looking, if you're watching on YouTube, it's a little different. We've got Johnny D beside me, and that's because... It's a weird chair.


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[Assistant] But joining us in the duck call room today, my first time, my fill in when I'm generally not here, Ms. K.


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[Assistant] They called in the pro. Bring in the big guns. Well welcome, Kay. Welcome. Welcome students.


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[Assistant] Nah, back when we first started all this mess, Sy, you turned the camera on him, he turned into like a deaf mute, like, he, he, nope, I didn't say nothing.


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[Assistant] But now, all it took was one paycheck. And so I said, oh, I'll show you that or something.


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[Assistant] Well, at risk of ruining Christmas, uh, what, what did you get failed for Christmas?


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[Assistant] So you can't double that recipe and get the desired results, huh? Nope.


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[Assistant] And that is a good pie, Kay. It is a good pie. So is your chocolate pie.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think I was hitting the scales at a lovely about 315 last time I had that.


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[Assistant] Hey, you ain't careful now who get on that homemade eggnog there at Christmas now. It's good too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I told her Friday you'd quit and then she just got on me, son. Yeah. For not telling her.


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[Assistant] As she was up here doing her physical therapy. This is Duck Commander, Inc. Slash Case Physical Therapy Gym.


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[Assistant] You can have whatever you want up here, Kay, as long as you keep coming up here.


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[Assistant] Well, let's take our first break. We'll be back right after this.


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[Assistant] You can do it, Martin. Oh, I love it. I love the fact that I still print out the notes to make sure that we say it right. And Sy's got this thing memorized. He ready, baby. He don't need nothing.


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[Assistant] And we're back. And we're back. If you haven't figured it out by now, we've got Ms. Kay in here in the duck call room with us.


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[Assistant] Today? Kay, look, I gotta ask you something, because I know you love pets. You love animals.


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[Assistant] I had to take mine to the vet this morning because she was hobbling around all day yesterday. She has torn her ACL. Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] Oh I know, I made an appointment with her.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, she's gotta have surgery, uh, she's gonna have surgery in two weeks on it, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, she'll, I don't know if it's going to be casted or not. They said something about a brace, but she'll be out six to eight weeks. So she, her hunting season is done.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not worried about it, but I, I just, you know, when it's your pet, like for, and for us, we don't have any kids. So like our dog is essentially our kid and she's hobbling around all day yesterday and there's nothing I can do about it. And I just feel like the scum of the earth.


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[Assistant] This one went from jumping and climbing and running down my lards to just can't do nothing, you know.


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[Assistant] She just, she toting that back leg and I'm like, uh oh, this ain't good. It don't even look cheap the way she toped her leg. You're like, yeah, that's going to cost me something there. Torn ACL.


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[Assistant] Yeah, bobo tuh. What you about do for a new one, ain't ya?


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[Assistant] Can't, can't trust the dog or the person. You can't trust the person. Okay. I'd agree with that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, they sound just like the ones Phil runs around with. They're messy. They ain't bright.


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[Assistant] Preach. That's correct. Preach. Okay. Worst thing that ever happened in this company is when we moved uptown.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's the best thing I happen to make is you'd probably have to roll me in here right now. I'd probably be about 450 if I'd have kept working down at that river. But, ooh, man.


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[Assistant] That's one thing I don't know that- I don't know if that come across on the show or not, but that lady sitting across from me right now, cooked us a hot lunch. Every day. Every day. Every day. Well I only got to experience it for like two and a half before we moved up here, but-


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[Assistant] I, I could tell it wasn't your first time, cause that spread that was like. It wasn't my first radio. Oh man.


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[Assistant] We're going to have to take another break real quick. But that Swiss steak is fine. And I think it's because I had never had nothing like it.


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[Assistant] I've got Kay's, uh, I've got Kay's Mexican cornbread, a picture on my phone of the recipe of her holding the recipe card. I was like, yeah, let me, I'm going to need to get that one. So it's on a little yellow sheet of paper.


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[Assistant] Kay's is good. I've tried to mimic a lot of things she does, but some of it you just can't, you can't mimic. Like your biscuits, or your pie crust.


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[Assistant] That's why we build such good duck calls, cause we love it. There you go.


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[Assistant] Look, all of y'all have seen Sy's t-shirts. You've asked about them and now you can get an Uncle Sy approved t-shirt from American Scroll for yourself.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you know this or not, but we have gotten a ton of t-shirts about just like that one you are wearing right now with the gospel symbols. Tell us about the shirt. Why'd you make it?


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[Assistant] These tees combine Sy's love of fun, his sense of humor, and his mission to share the gospel message with cool scroll art. They have a bunch of unique designs and a cool vintage vibe that you'll absolutely love to get yourself a tee or a hat from the Uncle Sy approved collection.


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[Assistant] Hey, your hair's changed a lot since you took that cover picture.


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[Assistant] I can tell you why, because you can't capture what that is in a picture. Doesn't look good. Oh, it would look great, but man, it's so good.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you've ever had one, but to compare it and for our listeners, if you've ever had like a sauce pecan, which is a, it's a, it's very similar to a, to a Cajun sauce pecan except she makes it with beef steak instead of like catfish or, or I know down south like gator, they use gator a lot in a sauce pecan.


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[Assistant] But see, that goes back to what Sy was talking about.


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[Assistant] If you don't love what you do and you don't go that far, you just go buy tomato sauce from the store and call it good. To go through that step, you love it.


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[Assistant] Did you ever solve your dressin' riddle? Have you told Kay what you do?


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[Assistant] Look, before I worked here, I didn't really care for potato salad.


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[Assistant] Well, I had never had it warm. And you serve yours close to piping hot as you can get. Like, I mean, the only time it has to cool off is the stirring of the mayo and the mustard and the relish. And then you eat it.


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[Assistant] But her, your potato salad is also one of my top


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[Assistant] That's a good one. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't like it till I ate yours, but I had never had it hot.


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[Assistant] And that's my number one that Phil cooks is his jambalaya. That's my, that's my favorite. I like to scrape the bottom of that pot.


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[Assistant] And I know watching Phil build that potato salad at the end, he's looking for it to get to a certain color.


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[Assistant] He ain't worried, he don't measure nothing he puts in there. It's like when it gets to that color, he's like, oh, that's it. And that's right.


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[Assistant] Well, in the spirit of Christmas, look, it's right here on us. This is gonna air the 23rd. Kay, what's your favorite Christmas song? Do you have like one Christmas song you love?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's my favorite. When Aaron Neville does Christmas, Willie used to make fun of Kay doing that all the time. He'd walk in, ha ha ha ha, silent.


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[Assistant] And Uncle Eddie stands up, puts his hand over, uh, are you gonna go with a very Neville Christmas?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna have to listen to that on my way back to work. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's good. That was Christmas at Duck Commander. That's what Christmas at Duck Commander used to be. A very Neville Christmas was playing. Oh, isn't that the name of it?


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[Assistant] I think all you can eat has never really been like a challenge, it's just a suggestion. Like, you know, we'll keep serving you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was there the day it fills when you ate six of them.


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[Assistant] But for Phil's hamburgers, you can't have your smoke alarm on.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back. Okay, before we get into this.


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[Assistant] The end of this last segment. Thank you for coming on today. This has been an absolute pleasure.


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[Assistant] When I wasn't here? Your favorite Silas Robertson memory.


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[Assistant] I'll eat something else. So Sy, you took the last chicken thigh from Kay.


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[Assistant] That's terrible. As many meals as she's fed you. No, I was dating.


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[Assistant] And you have thrown out a lot of dishes since I've known you, and I can only imagine how many you had prior to that, so, man.


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[Assistant] What I wouldn't give to see Si chasing Kay with Wyrm. That would have been a glorious day.


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[Assistant] Oh lord, all of them. They're here for Christmas. So Lily, Merritt, Silly Sally.


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[Assistant] Cause I wasn't even in that vehicle and I remember every Wednesday night, Kay come in on two wheels with them girls hanging out that sunroof.


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[Assistant] Wow, but singing Everlasting God and I mean they were, it was just jamming to all of them and it was so cool. I was like, now that's a good grandmama right there.


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[Assistant] That's fantastic. You do that with your grandkids, okay? That's good. Speaking as a...


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[Assistant] As a man who doesn't have his grandparents anymore, I remember all those kinds of things. So that's one thing you grand youngins don't ever forget.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, I'm telling you right now, that would be fantastic. But look, we're up against it. Kay, thank you so much for joining us.


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[Assistant] I didn't realize just how bad I needed a day like this in this podcast room. My face hurts from laughing.


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[Assistant] And you have, honestly, this is the quietest Si has ever been when you showed up, so we might have to bring you back more often. There you go.


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[Assistant] But Kay, we close on a Bible verse, so I'm going to turn it over to Johnny D. Look, if you have any questions, thoughts, concerns, shoot us an email. Hello at DuckCallRoom.com. That's hello at DuckCallRoom.com. Johnny D send us out of here.


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[Assistant] I just finished Sarge's, I mean not Sarge's, Shadow's. Shadow. And I was walking the aisle to see what boxes was low. The Shadow knows. And Taylor said, can you make some tea or coffee? Yep. Oh man. The Shadow knows.


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[Assistant] Okay, see yeaah. So I don't know what just happened to you. The day before that I went fishing in short legged britches. Well I wore shorts.


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[Assistant] Nah, he ain't caught nothing. He ain't caught nothing? Nah, I can't feel it.


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[Assistant] Box cutter. You know them box cutter knives? Yea, I need them to open up my... Oh, it says duck collar. It says duck collar.


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[Assistant] And I cut the whole top off the box. Well there you go buddy, it's in my office. It's perfect. Swing by there.


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[Assistant] You know, it's been six years, seven years.


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[Assistant] I remember looking at Jay's, I was sitting there cutting them stupid wedges.


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[Assistant] Build and read. And then Kay would call us for dinner at 12.


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[Assistant] And son, I had a tackle store there. You want some discount bait?


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[Assistant] That's it boys. Trying to make them better. I'm fixing this. I'm a tinkerer. I'm trying to get everything off the wall and get the spiders killed.


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[Assistant] Turkey hunting's alright, but it happens during the crappie spawn. So I'm out. He's out boy. But I did go one time and kill one. They said it was a big one. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Had a long beard off the front of it. Had some spikes on it? Yeah, they was going nuts over that. I didn't know, cause I didn't know what a good turkey is. Cause I just never done it, you know? It ain't much to age it. I was just looking at all that marabou that's on their chest. They would say, man, you need to be fired up. I said, I am.


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[Assistant] My dad used to fly fish for bream. Blew these little pop, popping buds at Woollen Lake. Yep. Woollen Lake full of them. Full of bass too. That was pretty good.


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[Assistant] That's why you can fish in the middle of the day. You can duck out in the morning and go fishing.


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[Assistant] You fell out of the boat when we was up there catching them smog.


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[Assistant] We was trying to get his hat. He's out there. He said could y'all kind of hurry up? Don't worry about that because he said this water's cold. I done got cold, man.


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[Assistant] Sometimes that don't work though. Sometimes you go to your knees and it's still too deep. Well the problem is, your knees.


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[Assistant] Now, a good headlight that fits on your head would strap. I struggle with that department too, obviously for the same reason.


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[Assistant] 100%. You ain't worried about getting over somebody's head. You're not in a race. Take your time. If you could do that in a blind, it'd be great.


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[Assistant] Cause if you don't, if you don't shoot quick. Yeah, you're out. You're out. That was like the other day when all them woodies come in. I was drinking coffee. It was right at shooting hours and I just seen two wood ducks go below the port. Well, I thought that's just two. They'll get them. Well, when they went to shoot and ducks went everywhere and I was like,


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[Assistant] I'm not that quick. I'm not that quick. I've noticed just watching through the years, when you hear a wood duck, when Phil hears a wood duck, his hand immediately goes to his gun. Cause you never know where they're going to pop out. They might come by you, they might not, but he's going to be ready.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the same when they're coming right towards you. Cover them up. You gotta shoot.


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[Assistant] But it is funny, that mess is, it's amazing.


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[Assistant] Just save that circuit to the skull.


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[Assistant] I remember it did bother me at first. I think it did bother me at first. I was kinda...


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[Assistant] It didn't really bother me, I was just a little subconscious about it.


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[Assistant] But, on mama's side, the hand can slip. Yea, right there.


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[Assistant] Coach Briscoe swings hard too. I looked at the wall and I could see the reflection in his diploma and I tensed up. I could just see that shadow.


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[Assistant] Martin, I was trying to watch a show the other night, and I had to have a subscription to something that was a part of something else, and I've completely lost on the subscriptions upon subscriptions upon subscriptions. There's 472 different TV channels, and I don't know which ones I'm watching and which ones I'm paying for. Could someone please help me?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, it was recent. My, I didn't grow up huntin'. At all. My dad didn't hunt. Uh, he fished.


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[Assistant] If he had time off, he wasn't wasting it in the woods. He was on water. That's his thing as evident by his career choice. So I didn't really hunt until I worked here, which I do have a cool


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[Assistant] But my, my best story from my childhood, fishing wise, cause I didn't hunt. I did shoot a squirrel in the backyard once and it scarred me for a while. It was not properly done. I was so sad. I watched a lot of Animal Planet and I popped that thing square in the spine.


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[Assistant] I'll never forget it and I took it to my papa and we skinned it and we ate it and I still have the tale to the first squirrel I ever killed. Really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he would tape me all the time, but I always wanted to mount a fish. And he caught like a nine pound bass when I was little. It was the biggest fish he'd ever caught and he mounted it. So then I was on a mission. Like, I'm gonna mount a fish one day.


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[Assistant] Because I have to, because it's what you do. So I'm like, I'm gonna catch a trophy.


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[Assistant] And so he made a deal with me, he said, I will mount you a fish, if...


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[Assistant] Cool, we were going crappie fish and he goes, if you catch one over two pounds tonight, I'll mount it. Which is doable, but... But that's a big one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he put me on, I figured there was no way it would happen, but I, he put me on him and I still have, I told him I don't have the picture, I have a picture of me holding it up and I have it on the wall in my parents house still, that fish, so.


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[Assistant] Oh, no. Yeaah. Yeaah. Okay, yeaah. Cause look, I got the arrow right here at 6'15 in the video. Oh, you shot him with a bow. Crossbow. Crossbow. Crossbow, okay.


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[Assistant] He went right over a little hill, so you couldn't see, but I heard him crash, and so I was like, we gotta find him. And then, I was with Willie, and I didn't want Willie to spank me, Godwin, and he said, you don't get out of that stand until I show up.


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[Assistant] I wanted to really bad, but Willy wanted to train Spaz too. So Spaz was with us. And then we found him.


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[Assistant] If you made a red nose for deer mounts. That's a brilliant idea. Somebody steal it. I'll buy them from you.


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[Assistant] And we never could kill anything one day of coot right before we left. I said, well, this is it boys, I'm doing it.


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[Assistant] We had a group of four mallards just lightening the decoys beautifully, right? Listen. And we didn't kill any of them because a game warden was checking us at the moment.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I don't, I didn't know the rules, cause I was so new to it all, and I was like,


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[Assistant] I'm bout to shoot and I'm looking at him, I'm holding my gun, he's looking at me and I was like...


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[Assistant] I want them to make a full body suit that's that soft and just stay in it all the time. What about them little shorts with the pockets? I wear them every night!


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is actually really hard, and I just want to thank everybody for sending in what you got, but I started, I was like, I'm gonna make a folder, because I didn't think we'd get as many as we did.


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[Assistant] My keychain's going off. Uhm, and we got a ton of them. So, are you ready?


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[Assistant] Let me pull it up for y'all to see. Why am I so terrible at this all of a sudden? I give up. Alright, here's Jacob. Right there. Boom. My man, Jacob. Look at that. Twelve years old. First deer killed during youth modern gun.


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[Assistant] And on their farm in Kentucky, Jacob was born deaf and had some challenges in life, but it has never slowed him down as made evident by that deer right there on the ground.


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[Assistant] And he's never met a stranger, and he watches both of our podcasts, Unashamed and, uh, The Good One. What's The Good One? Uh, The Duck Call Round.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then I got another one from Uncle Nate. Uncle Nate is kinda my hero. Because Uncle Nate told a story. He kinda like Uncle Cracker? I don't know. Oh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, where's Uncle Nate from? Anyway, Uncle Nate was allowed to go on his first solo fishing trip when he was 12, right? Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha, Nate Dogg. Oh, hey there.


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[Assistant] And his dad thought he'd come back with nothing, right? Like your first solo, it ain't gonna end up good. He comes back with a turtle on one handlebar and a whole dozen bluegill on the other one riding up on his bicycle so his dad snapped this photo of him.


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[Assistant] And now, Uncle Nate, look, Uncle Nate's just passing it on.


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[Assistant] Oh, so yeaah, we got- Saad, tell me a number 1 through 20. What's on your string? Go. 1 through 20, Saad. On that? Just any- No, not on that. Just a number. Pick a number. So I can pick one. Pick a number. Number seven.


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[Assistant] There's enough little ones there to make a big one, so. Martin, while recording this podcast, literally five minutes ago, I got an email.


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[Assistant] Little Debbie herself asking for a location that sells it in our area just for us. Did I have one? As of this morning.


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[Assistant] All right, here's my man, Tackett. Tackett. Tackett. Tackett. Tackett. Tackett.


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[Assistant] That just says deer, and I lost my favorite picture, cause there's just so many of them.


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[Assistant] Alright, you ready for the next one? Yeah, sure. Fire away. I've never had more fun reading emails than I did today.


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[Assistant] Blue Crocs with no shirt on. He turned five.


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[Assistant] He'd rather be outside practicing casting than inside watching TV and that's a proud dad- his dad sent this in. I just like the fact-


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[Assistant] Kudo! I mean, but I've got, literally there's 60 something of these, I think. Wow.


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[Assistant] You didn't make a scrapbook. I don't even know how to go through them. Aww.


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[Assistant] But we also got a bunch of pictures and it's not even people with animals, but it's just them and their families hunting.


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[Assistant] That's fantastic. I hope one day that me and brunette I'm married to can't, I'm gonna have to get some bod to see if it works that good. Oh no, hey, I'm telling you now, hey.


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[Assistant] Burning an image into my mind that should never be erased. And then I met a kid today, big fan, and I told him I'd give him a shout out because he was a super good kid and he was super tall. Uh, Matt from Prescott, Arizona. That's a long walk. I met them outside.


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[Assistant] I just like meeting fans and every once in a while I meet one and I'm like, and he hadn't got to watch a couple episodes and he felt bad and I was like, hey, guess what? Your name's getting on episode today cause I'm about to film one. I bet he watches this one. I bet she does. Anyway, Gina.


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[Assistant] From Fair Grove, Missouri, ask a very, very important question that needs to be answered for Americans to know.


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[Assistant] And go as Santa Claus for Halloween, cause I don't really like Halloween. So I was like, what if we just fake Christmas all October? And then when people are like, why, why is your house decorated? I'm like, I'm dressing up as Christmas. But my wife wouldn't let me do that. Uhm, but we already have decorated for Christmas. This week.


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[Assistant] We're in prime time. Yeah, your oldest is old enough now to really


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's just like that my little girls run around the house yelling ho ho ho on Monday night cause we're decorating. I'm like, these are the like, these are the good old days and I'm just watching it and I'm having the time of my life with it. So I, hey.


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[Assistant] Did you see my, did you see my new Christmas decoration for this year? I put it on Instagram.


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[Assistant] Oh I did see that. Yea I did. Yea I saw that. It's on the far right corner of my house in the front window just from my whole neighborhood. Every time they pass by they see just an illuminated leg. Sam, what's your favorite Christmas?


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[Assistant] We're all, he's got like the really good one, we're all like A Christmas Story, Elf, Home Alone and Christmas Vacation.


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[Assistant] I gotta, the wet bandits, the first time Carter saw that, he started booby trapping our house. Everywhere.


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[Assistant] But I need to put my, I'm putting my lights up this week. I hadn't done that yet.


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[Assistant] And it's still got like the ridges on it. Perfect. That's disgusting. You cut that up and you put that on your dressing. The ridge of the can is your serving size. Yeah, I don't know that I've ever


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[Assistant] No, I'm out of them. I don't like cranberry jelly either. Oh hey, I love it. And he don't like English peas. No, English peas are a god. I like the berries better.


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[Assistant] But like hash brown, casserole, if somebody wants to throw that out there at Thanksgiving, I'm interested.


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[Assistant] $45. I saw it, I like that. $45 for that? For three pounds of peanut butter.


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[Assistant] Oh man, they're really and truly though, like the coolest thing about Thanksgiving growing up was going to the hunting camp after.


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[Assistant] That's the best bite, huh? He's been trying to get that bite the whole time. That's the best part. That's when I take that roll and do a little sopage. Oh no, no, no, no. You know, just kind of scoop up to it.


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[Assistant] That egg yolk, I like an egg yolk about like I like a steak. Just run it by the fire. It'll be alright. You ain't gotta leave it for a while.


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[Assistant] I guess it's about like eating a raw oyster. Hey, drink a black water. I guess like eating a raw oyster. Just down the hatch. Ooh, I can't handle that. What, a raw oyster? A raw, uh, no. I don't even like that.


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[Assistant] He let me use this one. I ain't no telling what you gonna kill this year, cause you in the finest shape of your life, son. I'm here to tell you. Golly.


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[Assistant] And it's easy on the joints. So it's compact design fits almost anywhere. Put it under your desk. Put it in front of your couch. Use it wherever you want to. Our friend, Kay.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Look, every QB elliptical comes with a 30 day risk free trial. Visit QB.com slash duck to get $50 off any QB elliptical.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you some really good news? In there on my desk, in my office?


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[Assistant] Then I tried to slick em and get online for, uh, for pick up. You know, cause it showed in stock. Oh, good idea.


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[Assistant] Well look, but here's the problem, so I, I said add to cart, I went check out, I went check out, I said out of stock.


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[Assistant] Well see, the cool thing when you do Walmart online, if they substitute, they give you the next size up. Problem is with that little Debbie Christmas tree cake ice cream, there's only one size. Oh look, I found the most


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[Assistant] I'm guessing overall, Maspotakis. No. Well.


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[Assistant] It's Colorado. This is the one time a year they can have cars.


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[Assistant] You know the beauty of cornbread dressing is you can put any protein you desire in it and it's solid. You just shove it in there. Crawfish. Okay. Put it in there. And then you shove that in a turkey. Yeah. Pork sausage. Okay. Okay. Like. John Madden had it right. Pick your protein. On that turducken bag.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a great vehicle for anything. You really can't screw it up. Kind of like rice though. I mean, rice is the same way. Pick your protein, throw it in a pot of rice and go with it.


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[Assistant] Oh, white gravy? I'm interested. Good on you Arkansas.


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[Assistant] You can ship stuff. I guarantee you can. And cheap! We've been doing it for years here at Duck Commander. Look, order now!


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[Assistant] From us. And you're gonna get it before Christmas because you know why? Stamps is awesome. Stamps.com. That's the best thing you can do. Stamps.com lets you compare rates, print labels, and access exclusive discounts on UPS.


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[Assistant] And USPS services all year long. It just makes sense, especially if your business sends more mail and packages during the holiday, whether you're selling online.


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[Assistant] Like Johnny D was, over the phone. You can do that. Running an office, side hustle Etsy shop, or...


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[Assistant] Just an actual business like we are. And never go to the post office again. Stamps.com can save you so much time, money and stress during the holidays that it's just, it's worth its weight and go going to the post office instead of using stamps.com. It's kind of like taking the stairs instead of the elevator. Can you do it? Yes. Should you? Probably not.


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[Assistant] So, that's all there is to it. Look guys, all you save time and money this holiday season with Stamps.com, sign up with promo code Duck.


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[Assistant] For a special offer that includes a 4 week trial, free postage, and a digital scale, no long term commitments or contracts,


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[Assistant] Just go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and enter promo code duck.


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[Assistant] Hey, let's just make you another hat, son.


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[Assistant] Make it work right at the front.


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[Assistant] So Saturday, let's stay on task here Saturday. Saturday!


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[Assistant] I stand in there the other day, messing around, looked up, and there's 12 mallards, just. How many people are you backpedaling? I said, ooh. Ooh, just what? No, they wasn't backpedaling, they was making that sound, that wind coming off their wings. Tell me, hey.


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[Assistant] About nine drakes and three hens, but who's counting? I looked at them drakes, I said, buddy, you in a bind. You in a bind, Jack. You about to be in a show enough bind.


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[Assistant] Wait, so Jace is just skipping opener day? No, I think Jace is going to be there opening day, but I think Monday he starts that new show or whatever he's doing. Are we allowed to say that? Metal detecting or something? I think they've talked about it.


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[Assistant] I won't sleep, but maybe an hour or two, cause the whole time I'll be panicked that I'm going to oversleep.


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[Assistant] Well, Phil called me yesterday and put in his order for eight green winged teal for duck and dressin'. Oh yeaah. Why didn't you?


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[Assistant] Because he ain't got no teal down there. They ain't no teal down there. They in a green wing gar. That's right. I'm not in a green wing gar.


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[Assistant] That's my favorite duck to shoot. The green winger? The green winger. Well buddy, come with me about Monday then.


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[Assistant] So here we are folks, it's opening day. That's it boys. Coming up Saturday. We're fired up. Let's, let's, why don't we tell some old duck hunting stories when we come back. Let's take our first break. We'll be back.


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[Assistant] Hey, Sy didn't ever oversleep duck hunt until he got a helix, so I don't, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, our friends over at Helix Sleep have a quiz, takes just a couple of minutes to do it. I did it, Johnny D did it, Sy did it, matches you to your perfect sleep type.


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[Assistant] And gets the mattress you want shipped straight to your door. Everybody's unique and Helix knows that so they have several different mattress models whether you like


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[Assistant] Squishy, soft, something in the middle or hard as a rock like myself.


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[Assistant] They have a mattress that works for you. I took the helix quiz.


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[Assistant] I was matched with the Moonlight Lux, so.


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[Assistant] Helix is awesome, but you don't need to take our word for it. Helix was awarded the number one best overall mattress pick of 2020 by GQ and Wired Magazine. Helix has been recommended by multiple


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[Assistant] No? Hey, we can do that at your store parking lot. We can do it in size, duckhole, cause there's no ducks there anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we wouldn't run nothing off down there.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean I'm trying to think, I got so many of them from over the years.


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[Assistant] Last year was a cool one though. It was the second day of season. We had a little nest of mallards we've been saving.


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[Assistant] And shout him from out in front of me. Was it me? I told him, I said.


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[Assistant] I'm fine with you doing that, but just know that you got the taxidermy bill going with that duck, cause you getting him out. Cause I would have.


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[Assistant] So there is hope, you know, going forward for this year, but man, we are dry. Good Lord are we dry? It's, I got the first fuel bill.


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[Assistant] No, it's expensive this year. Duck hunting is expensive this year. But, you know the beauty of drought years?